Josh has had a crush on his former classmate Veronica for as long as he can remember, but in all those years he never once had the courage to even approach her.  Thinking it would never be she suddenly invites him over to her estate one cold, normal, seemingly special day.  

Unbeknownst to him Veronica was on to him much more than he could have known, having come from a long line of practicing magic users the occult was in her blood. Now he's in the mix of it and from the perspective of someone who has more in common with an action figure than a former high school student.

She insists it was his doing that reduced him to this state, but she gave him the drink, right?  Whoever's fault this lies with he's no way to escape his new reality.  But the deepest, most disturbing question of all is, would he even want to if he could?..

But Veronica's not the only magic user with a special interest in Josh.  What is it that makes him so damn special anyway?  Now nothing makes sense anymore and its a battle for survival as he's thrown from a world that was nothing at all like it seemed...

Vista is an alien who has been alive for the better part of ten million years.  At about the time the Dino's where whipped out, she started on a short trip to a small planet called Earth where she as lived for nearly 500 years. In that time, she has begun to enjoy things about Earth cluture...the clock, physical love, and prom. 

For years she's helped people who missed this part of the 'human mating ritual' get a second chance.  Its fun for them...it sucks for everyone who caused problems for them.

Whitney and her friend Andrea, shrink a group of friends, who were doing nothing more than playing their weekly roleplaying game.

A tiny man is subjected to the sadistic whims of two young women.