Penname: kinkajou [Contact] Real name:
Member Since: August 26 2009
Membership status: Member
Bio:

I protest against all the stupid category bullshit that is required to upload a new "story".  This is for puerile DeviantArt roleplayers who have never read a non-chewable book, and whose entire idea of a story is "HERP, DERP, DROOL, I SAW BIG GIRL, SHE MAKE ME LICK HER SOCK".  Turning every bit of nothing into a Likert scale.  Would you say to Shakespeare: "we can't publish your Hamlet until you rate the scariness of the ghost 1, 5, 10"?

It kills the writers of real literature.  You're missing a five-star story with at least 4 completed chapters because I couldn't waste my time filling in all that crap.  (Don't e-mail me.  That address stopped working about a decade ago.  Just complain to the site admin about this anti-author bullshit.)

In the mean time: read a real good author like Vladimir Nabokov, or Mervyn Peake.


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Stories by kinkajou
The Bell by kinkajou Rated: R starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
Summary:

Young girls in a school playground invent a game to dispose of tinies. (This story is many years old. I once thought I'd write a whole school novel, but, you know, life, and work...)


Categories: Crush, Feet, Violent
Characters: None
Growth: None
Shrink: Minikin (3 in. to 1 in.)
Size Roles: FF/m
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 501 Read Count: 4755
[Report This] Published: January 06 2018 Updated: January 06 2018
Summary:

Mysteriously shrunken to a few inches tall and trapped inside the house, a group of teenage boys are picked off one by one by an evil younger sister.


Categories: Teenager (13-19), Adventure, Instant Size Change, Violent
Characters: None
Growth: None
Shrink: Lilliputian (6 in. to 3 in.)
Size Roles: F/m
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 9459 Read Count: 13925
[Report This] Published: August 26 2009 Updated: August 26 2009