My friend she has a secret potion that shrinks people. My friend's name: Janet Benjamin. She's a beautiful 5'2" female who's porto rican. She is hot as hell and has eyes that you can drown in.
Meanwhile, were walking through the grass of her backyard when Janet asks me "Zack, I noticed that you're a little dehydrated. Why don't you drink some ot his strawberry-kiwi flavored water. I take the bottle of strawberry-kiwi flavored water, I drink some and I hand the bottle back to Janet. Janet takes the bottle and smirks at me. I ask her "What's the smirk for?" Janet answers, "Oh,! Nothing!" as she bats her eyes goofy at me. Suddenly I feel really dizzy and I kind of black-out a little. I shook it off, I opened my eyes to find that I'm looking at a tall slender blade of green grass. I scream when I realize that I've been shrunk. I look up at the sky and I see that Janet's knee was high above me. Janet looks down at ther feet to see me waving my hands to get her attention.