Chapter 7: When in Rome…

Okay so now you know how I got eaten yet again by Belle, but now let me tell you how we get help from Andreina Caesar, but do we know everything about this 43 year old woman?

Friday, June 20, 2014

“You know we should have a name for our team,” Belle said. “How about Team McFalls,” I suggested. “No let's do Team Rigby,” Kevin suggested. “No it can't be a last name it just won't be fair,” Belle said. “Good point, so how about Team Tiny,” Kevin suggested. “I know how about Team Amazing,” I suggested. “Dylan you just gave me an idea for it,” Belle said. “What did you come up with?” I asked. “Team Awesome,” Belle answered. “Belle once again you are a genius,” I said. “Well Team Awesome it is,” Kevin said. “Okay, so anyway the sign says that the boat will cost 13 € per person, but in the US Dollar or USD for short it'll be $17.71,” I said. “Wow, that's eight more then last time,” Belle said. “Actually Belle last time it was in British pounds (£), but this time it's in French euros (€), so if last time it was £5 which in euros (€) is 6.283 € and it's now 13 € which in British pounds (£) is 10.34 €, so then this is just an estimate of course, but it'll be 4.061 more than last time,” I corrected. “Uh… yes I definitely knew that,” Belle said. “Okay Mr. Smarty Pants. What's 2²?” Kevin asked. “Uh… 2²=40?” I answered. “Oh come on Dylan you know everything there is to know but you can't even solve a simple math problem like 2×2,” Belle said. “Uh… 2²,” Kevin corrected. “Same difference,” Belle said. “Well math wasn't Andy's best subject,” I said. “Anyway we're almost next you know what to do right?” I asked. “Put you in my mouth and when you talk just open my mouth when you're talking just like I'm lip singing,” Belle answered. “Correct and one more thing this time don't swallow me,” I said. “Okay I promise I won't swallow at least I'll try, but first give me the 13 €,” Belle said. I gave her the 13 € and she put me in her mouth. “Suivant,” (Translation: “Next,”) the cashier said. “Un bateau pour Rome, Italie s'il vous plaît», (Translation: “One boat to Rome, Italy please,”) I said with Belle's voice. “Il est juste là-bas et ce sera», 13 €,” (Translation: “It's right over there and it'll be 13 €,”) the cashier said. Belle gave him the 13 € and got on a boat to Rome. [Spit] Belle spit me onto her hand and we were on our way to rome the city of Rome. “Uh… Dylan,” Belle asked. “Yes what is it?” I asked. “Well aren't we doing something illegal?” Belle asked. “What do you mean?” I asked. “Well isn't make money illegal?” Belle asked. “You mean counterfeiting?” I asked. “Yes aren't counterfeiting?” Belle asked. “No that means that you're making fake money, but the money I give you is 100% real,” I answered. “Got it,” Belle said.

Later at around 7:04 AM we arrived in Italy, but at around 3:45 PM we arrived in the city of Rome. “Man can we go to Pisa instead?” I asked. “Why?” Belle asked. “Well I want to eat the Leaning Tower of Pizza,” I answered. “Uh… It's Pisa not Pizza you can't eat it,” Kevin corrected. “You mean I skipped lunch for this tower of stone?” I asked. “Okay Dylan what's up? You've been acting a lot less smart since last night when Kevin ask you what the answer to 2² is,” Belle asked. “Well to be honest I have no clue,” I answered. “Well let's go talk to that woman if she can help,” Belle suggested. “Okay you know what to do,” I said. “Right,” Belle said. “Okay open wide,” I said. Belle opened her mouth and this time I walked in. Belle then walked over to her. “Mi scusi signora,” (Translation: “Excuse me ma'am,”) I said with Belle's voice. “Sì,” (Translation: “Yes,”) the woman said. “Sono Belle e volevo sapere se mi potete aiutare,” (Translation: “I'm Belle and I wanted to know if you can help me,”) I said with Belle's voice. “Aspetta Belle? Colui che ha sconfitto un re aliena dal Pianeta Piccolo?” (Translation: Wait the Belle? The who defeated an alien king from Planet Tiny?”) the woman asked. “Beh in realtà quelling era il mio ragazzo Dylan,” (Translation: “Well actually that was my boyfriend Dylan,” I said with Belle's voice. “Beh, io sono Andreina Cesare bello incontrare la fidanzata di un eroe così coraggioso e nobile,” (Translation: “Well, I'm Andreina Caesar nice to meet the girlfriend of such a brave and noble hero,”) Andreina said. “Aspetta un minuto è il vostro Giulio Cesare?” (Translation: “Wait a minute is your husband Julius Caesar?”) I asked with Belle's voice. “Oh I have an idea,” I said with a normal voice. “Sì,” (Translation: “Yes,”) Andreina answered. “Dylan I could use some help here,” Belle said quietly. I went part way down her throat and to her voice box. “Okay so all I have to do is set her language to all of them,” I said to myself. “Dylan are you in my throat?” Belle asked. “Yes I had an idea to change your language from English to world,” I answered. “Well hurry up and don't fall I don't have any soda to get you out of my stomach,” Belle said. “I'll be careful,” I said. “So you almost done?” Belle asked. “Just finished,” I answered. “Belle you okay?” Andreina asked. “Wait I can understand you,” Belle said. “What do you mean?” Andreina asked. “I mean I had Dylan in my mouth helping me speak in foremost languages,” Belle answered. “What about now?” Andreina asked. “Dylan went down my throat to my voice box and changed my language from English to world,” Belle answered. I flew up Belle's throat and out her mouth. “Anyway can you help us?” Belle asked. “Us?” Andreina wondered. “Yes us, Kevin, Dylan, and I,” Belle said. “Okay sure so to Asia?” Andreina asked. “Yes let's go,” Belle said as she walked. “Okay Emma we've got them right where we want them,” Andreina said. “Perfect just take them to the trap in Russia,” Emma said over the phone.

We left Italy and went through Europe into Russia. “Man it's cold,” I said. “How much longer?” Belle asked. “Won't be long, but can you stand on that red ‘X’ please?” Andreina asked. “Oh really that's the oldest one in the book,” Belle said. “Okay if your sure,” Andreina said. She pressed the button on a remote and sleeping gas came from under Belle's feet. “Not again,” Kevin said in a tired voice. “Wait you've done this before?” Belle asked as she passed out. “Yes,” I answered as I passed out.