All other characters are copyright of their respective owners and used without permission, without use for profit. All rights reserved. -- Somedude
A Freak Boy & Somedude Production!
Starring: Jack McCoy as Himself!
Also Starring: The Sailor Scouts as Themselves!
Co-Starring: Freak Boy & Somedude as Themselves!
Written By: Freak Boy & Somedude
Coreographed By: Freak Boy & Somedude
Score By: Freak Boy & Somedude
Edited By: Freak Boy & Somedude
Produced By: Freak Boy & Somedude
Directed By: Freak Boy & Somedude
BEHIND THE SCENES WITH
FREAK BOY AND SOMEDUDE
Freak Boy: Hi, I'm [censored].
Somedude: And I'm [censored].
FB: You might know us better as Freak Boy and Somedude.
SD: Welcome to Freak Boy and Somedude's A Giantess Sailor Moon: SPECIAL EDITION!
FB: You know, when we first started writing this...
SD: We thought it was pretty damn funny. But, much like George Lucas, we weren't content with our success and decided to tamper with our piece of work.
FB: Yes, and because you're all impressionable idiots, you have to read it. If you have any complaints, please send them on the back of a 20 dollar bill to us. If you don't know where we live, feel free to e-mail us your name, social security number, credit card number, and bank account number along with your complaints.
SD: It was difficult getting the cast together again for the Special Edition, but well worth it.
FB: For instance, the court room scene... I felt we didn't do the full amount of gags we could've.
SD: Not to mention the numerous ways to show what a crappy lawyer you are.
FB: Yes, and there were no racist jokes... we need racist jokes, otherwise this story isn't as offensive as it could possibly be.
SD: Yeah, so now you, the reader, have to read this travesty.
FB: At least we fixed the continuity errors this time.
SD: Yeah, unlike Lucas.
FB: To all of you who dislike us for remaking our story... politely go fuck yourselves.
SD: Thanks, and goodnight.