Kathy and Brooke were enjoying a rare evening out together, a luxury that had become increasingly scarce in their lives ever since their third daughter was born. They had spent the last week planning this moment—a night without sticky fingers tugging at their sleeves, without the relentless chorus of "Mommy, Mommy." For a few fleeting hours, it was just the two of them, as it used to be in the early days of their relationship. Now, they found themselves seated in an upscale restaurant, the soft glow of candlelight casting a romantic hue over the sleek decor. Outside, the autumn air was crisp, but inside, the atmosphere hummed with warmth and quiet chatter.
“I missed this.” Brooke said with a soft smile, her hand reaching across the table to touch Kathy's. “Feels like forever since we’ve had time for just us.”
Kathy returned the smile, her fingers gently caressing Brooke’s. "I know. Between work and the girls, it's hard to find time. But we made it, right?" Her voice carried the tired relief of someone who had been longing for this night.
As they flipped through the leather-bound menus, their conversation drifted between light jokes about their hectic lives and more meaningful exchanges, the kind they rarely got to have without interruptions from small voices asking for snacks or bedtime stories. The atmosphere of the upscale restaurant, with its polished silverware and candle-lit tables, allowed them to slip back into the comfortable intimacy they had shared when they were first married. The soft murmur of other diners filled the background, blending with the clinking of glasses and the soft jazz playing from hidden speakers.
The restaurant’s selections were diverse, featuring dishes from around the world, and both women took their time considering the options, savoring the sense of freedom that came with being able to make a choice based solely on their own desires. Kathy was the more decisive of the two, always taking the lead in moments like these. Brooke, on the other hand, took her time, savoring the opportunity to be catered to rather than catering to the needs of their kids.
Just then, their waitress, Naomi, appeared at the side of the table with an effortless grace, her black uniform neatly pressed, and a friendly smile lighting up her face. Despite her youth, Naomi exuded an air of practiced professionalism, the kind that comes from months of juggling orders, clearing tables, and managing the inevitable chaos of a busy restaurant on a weekend night.
“Are you ladies ready to order?” she asked, poised with her notepad.
Kathy, never one to dally, responded first. “I’ll have the 8-ounce steak, medium-well.” she said, the words flowing naturally from her, as though she’d had her mind set before even walking through the door.
Naomi quickly noted it down, “Would you like a salad or soup with that?”
Kathy hesitated for only a second. “I’ll do a fried male salad.” she decided, her lips curving into a slight smile. It wasn’t her first time indulging in this particular delicacy, and she knew how well it complemented a good steak.
“Good choice." Naomi nodded approvingly before turning to Brooke. “And for you?”
Brooke, always a bit more hesitant, mulled over her options for a moment longer before speaking. “I’ll have the chicken pot pie.” she said, her voice soft but sure.
“Salad or soup?”
“I’ll go with the house soup.”
Naomi jotted down the final notes and gave them both a quick smile. “Great, your food will be out shortly.”
As Naomi retreated to the kitchen, Kathy and Brooke settled into comfortable conversation. They laughed about the little quirks of their daughters, swapping anecdotes about the funniest things the kids had done in the past week. For a moment, they forgot the demands of parenthood, allowing themselves to slip back into the easy rhythm they’d shared when it was just the two of them. Kathy was mid-sentence, reminiscing about a trip they took years ago, when the distant sound of sizzling caught her attention. She smirked, knowing full well what was being prepared.
Behind the scenes, the restaurant’s kitchen was alive with activity. The sharp clatter of pans and the hiss of frying oil filled the air as cooks in white aprons darted around, fulfilling the flurry of orders coming in from the front. The red-haired head chef caught sight of Kathy’s order as it was clipped to the line, her eyes scanning the details quickly. She gave a slight nod, already thinking ahead about the dish’s preparation.
“Hey Rachel, I need you to fry up some more men.” she called out to the younger chef working beside her.
Rachel, always quick to respond, flashed a thumbs up. “Got it!” she called back, already moving toward a station in the corner where a covered bowl sat on a counter. From a distance, the contents of the bowl might have looked like mealworms writhing inside, but up close, it was clear they were tiny men—helpless, wriggling figures, no bigger than a thumb, trapped and awaiting their grim fate.
The men had been thoroughly cleansed earlier in preparation for their next use. Their numbers had dwindled over the course of the evening, but there were still enough for Rachel’s task. She grabbed a small tray, laying down a piece of wax paper before sprinkling it generously with an aromatic blend of seasonings. The strong scents filled the air as she moved swiftly, her hands working with the expertise of someone who had done this countless times before.
With a practiced hand, she scooped a handful of the tiny, writhing figures. Their miniature bodies squirmed against her palm, their cries lost in the bustling noise of the kitchen. She dropped them onto the tray and repeated the process until two dozen men lay sprawled across the wax paper, their tiny limbs twitching in fear.
Without hesitation, Rachel began to roll them around in the seasoning, her fingers pressing down on their fragile bodies, breaking bones and dislocating joints with casual indifference. Some screamed in pain as the harsh spices burned their skin and filled their eyes, rendering them blind and helpless. It was a routine part of the job, and Rachel had long since grown numb to their suffering.
Satisfied that they were thoroughly coated, she wiped her hands on her apron and prepared the fryer. The men were swept into the fryer basket with a flick of her wrist, their bodies tumbling over one another as they fell into the wire mesh. Rachel shook the basket to even them out before lowering it into the sizzling oil. The faint sound of their screams was quickly drowned out by the hiss of frying, the air around the fryer thick with the scent of cooking meat.
Meanwhile, back at the table, Kathy and Brooke were still engrossed in their conversation. The wine flowed, and they began discussing plans for an upcoming family vacation. For once, the stress of coordinating schedules and packing felt manageable. Brooke’s eyes lit up as she spoke, her enthusiasm infectious. Kathy, ever the pragmatist, jotted mental notes about what needed to be done before they could enjoy that getaway.
Their conversation paused as Naomi returned with their soup and salad. “Here you go.” she said cheerfully, placing the dishes in front of them. “Would you like any extra seasoning?”
Kathy shook her head, but Brooke thought for a moment. “Could I get some ground men for the soup?”
Naomi smiled. “Of course, I’ll be right back.”
Kathy wasted no time. The fried men, crispy and golden, were scattered among the fresh greens and crunchy croutons. With practiced ease, she speared a man on the end of her fork and brought him to her mouth, biting down with satisfaction. The taste was rich, the seasoning bursting on her tongue as the man’s body crunched between her teeth, dissolving into tiny fragments that were effortlessly swallowed.
Naomi returned to the table, her ever-present smile flashing as she held a sleek, stainless steel spice grinder. She positioned the grinder above the bowl. Inside, two men were trapped, oblivious to the fate that awaited them. They scrambled in the dark confines of the grinder, their tiny hands pressing against the cool metal walls, their voices too small to be heard amidst the restaurant’s ambiance.
Brooke, eager to enhance the flavor of her meal, nodded at Naomi, signaling her to begin. With a practiced twist, Naomi ground the men inside. Each turn of the grinder pulverized the tiny bodies, breaking bones and crushing flesh into fine red flakes. Limbs and pieces of muscle fell into the soup, mixing with the broth and vegetables in a macabre addition to the dish. Brooke smiled in satisfaction as she watched the remnants of the men swirl into the steaming liquid.
“Thank you.” Brooke said, her voice warm as she stirred her soup, eager to taste the enhanced flavor.
“Enjoy, ladies.” Naomi replied, slipping the grinder back into her apron pocket before moving on to check on her other tables.
Kathy glanced at Brooke, her fork pausing halfway to her mouth. “Ground men, huh? I should’ve tried that with my salad.” she teased, her lips quirking into a playful smile. “Maybe next time.”
Brooke chuckled softly, raising her spoon to her lips and taking a small sip of the soup. The savory broth combined perfectly with the subtle crunch of the freshly ground men, the flavor deepened by their delicate, salty flesh. “You’ll have to. It’s delicious.” she said, savoring the warmth that spread through her as she took another sip.
They fell into easy conversation once more, laughing and sharing stories of their children, both grateful for the uninterrupted time together. Brooke occasionally took a spoonful of soup, relishing the unique texture and flavor, while Kathy continued to devour her salad, picking apart the fried men with the same methodical enjoyment.
Meanwhile, back in the kitchen, the frenetic energy had not slowed. The red-haired cook monitored the various dishes being prepared, her sharp eyes ensuring that everything moved efficiently. Rachel had since moved on to another station, her focus now on preparing the next batch of shrunken men for the appetizer section. She barely noticed the muffled cries as she handled them, her mind already thinking ahead to the next order.
At the far end of the restaurant, four college students sat around a large booth, each absorbed in the glow of their phones. Their table was cluttered with half-empty glasses of water, napkins folded and unfolded, but the girls barely acknowledged each other, too engrossed in their respective screens to make much conversation. The hum of the restaurant filled the air—clinking dishes, snippets of laughter, and murmured conversations—but the table felt quiet, their fingers scrolling aimlessly.
The silence between them was finally interrupted by the arrival of their waitress, an energetic young woman with a friendly smile and an effortless pep in her step. “Here you young ladies are. Enjoy!” she chirped, placing an appetizer in the center of the table—a large plate of freshly baked tortilla chips and a bowl of piping hot queso dip.
The moment the food hit the table, Megan, a blonde girl with her hair tied back into a loose bun, was the first to perk up. Her phone slid from her hand, her attention now on the steaming bowl of queso. The dip looked perfect—creamy, thick, and topped with a sprinkle of cilantro. She could feel her stomach growl in anticipation. Without hesitation, she grabbed a warm chip from the stack and dipped it into the queso, making sure to scoop up a generous portion.
Inside the bowl, the tiny men were already in disarray. The heat of the queso had overwhelmed some of them, their tiny bodies struggling to stay above the cheesy surface, while others had succumbed, their lifeless forms floating aimlessly in the rich, molten sauce. The ones who had survived fought desperately, trying to find solid ground, but all around them was chaos. Waves of queso sloshed as Megan's chip cut through the liquid, sending them into a new round of panic.
One unlucky man was caught in the scoop, trapped against the chip as Megan lifted it from the bowl. He flailed wildly, but his screams were too small to be heard. In an instant, Megan tossed the chip into her mouth, chewing absentmindedly as she scrolled through her phone with her free hand. The tiny man squirmed on her tongue, his fragile body crushed between her teeth. He barely had time to comprehend what was happening before his world went dark, his body ground into paste by her powerful molars.
Licking her lips, Megan went back for another chip, not even pausing to consider the lives she was so casually consuming. The queso was addictive, its creamy texture and subtle spice making it impossible to resist. One chip after another, she dipped into the bowl, her movements automatic and careless.
The other girls at the table, seeing Megan’s enthusiasm, slowly peeled their eyes away from their phones and began to join in. Emma, a petite brunette with glasses perched on her nose, reached out next, followed by Shelby and Casey, the two remaining girls. Each grabbed a chip, plunging it into the queso, oblivious to the tiny figures struggling for survival within.
For the men still alive in the queso, it was a waking nightmare. The enormous chips descended like monstrous boats, skimming the surface and scooping up whoever was unlucky enough to be caught in their path. Some men managed to avoid being taken in one scoop, only to find themselves thrown back into the tumultuous dip by the next. The air was filled with their cries for help, but they were drowned out by the laughter and idle chatter of the oblivious college girls.
One by one, the men were consumed. Some were lucky enough to be crushed instantly between the girls’ teeth, their suffering over in a single bite. Others, however, were swallowed whole, their tiny bodies slipping down the enormous throats of their captors. For these men, the real torment began in the churning acid of the girls’ stomachs, where they were slowly digested alive.
Shelby, a tall girl with long, auburn hair tied into a ponytail, was particularly engrossed in the queso, her eyes fixed on the bowl as she dipped another chip. She scooped up a large chunk of dip, unaware that a tiny man had clung desperately to the side of the chip, his legs half-submerged in the thick sauce. As she brought the chip to her mouth, part of the queso slid off and plopped onto the table with a messy splat.
“Way to make a mess, Shelby.” teased Casey, a short-haired girl with a playful smirk. The other two girls giggled, glancing up from their phones just long enough to witness the mishap before returning to their screens.
Shelby rolled her eyes, brushing off their teasing. She wasn’t about to let a little spilled queso ruin her snack. With casual indifference, she used her index finger to scoop the spilled dip—and the tiny man that had fallen with it—off the table. Without a second thought, she popped her finger into her mouth, licking the queso clean, the tiny man disappearing into her cavernous mouth along with the dip. He barely had time to register the warm, wet environment before he was swallowed down whole, his fate sealed in the pit of her stomach.
The bowl of queso gradually emptied as the girls continued to eat, their conversations picking up slightly as the food brought them together. Each dip of a chip spelled doom for the remaining men in the bowl, but the girls remained blissfully unaware, their thoughts consumed by the queso’s irresistible taste rather than the lives they were taking. Some of the men were mercilessly crushed under the pressure of the chips, while others were trapped in the thick queso, sliding helplessly toward the next hungry mouth.
By the time the appetizer was finished, not a single man remained. The bowl had been wiped clean, the chips reduced to crumbs, and the girls sat back, satisfied and chatting more freely now. Megan was the first to speak, a smirk on her face as she leaned back in her seat. “That queso was amazing.” she remarked, her voice casual but content.
“Definitely.” Shelby agreed, brushing a few stray crumbs off her lap. The girls exchanged smiles, all of them now relaxed and reconnected, their earlier preoccupation with their phones forgotten.
The men, now long forgotten, would never know that they had become nothing more than a fleeting indulgence for the goddesses who devoured them. The only trace of their existence was the faint satisfaction in the girls’ stomachs and the lingering taste of queso on their tongues.