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James hangs out with some of his friends in this chapter! Ash will come back for more fun later ^^




“Ahah~ I think I’m starting to see why you’re into this sort of thing James… it is quite calming! And adorable in a way~” Ashley holds her thumb over a neighboring continent to the one she lives on, just to compare sizes. Then looking down at her tits, and carefully leaning forward a bit. Giggling as half the world gets completely overshadowed by them


“It iiis! And also it’s like, super hot :D” he laughs, as he pokes her boob! Making them sway with one of her nipples coming dangerously close to clipping an entire nation


“I… I’m counting on it James! And I can’t wait to spend forever with you~” She turns to him and kisses him. Her thigh moving up slightly and bumping the underside of the tray, causing an unnoticed massive cataclysm from untold magnitude earthquakes. “But for nooow, if you don’t mind, I should probably catch up with Alex~”


“Oh yea… and I kinda wanted to do stuff with my friends too! You…. You don’t mind us playing with the earth while you’re down there right?~”


She laughs and smiles at him “You don’t need to ask Jaaames! But I appreciate that you do~….” she looks down on her world, no doubt listening to see what she says. “Of course I don’t mind! But ah… don’t break it okay? Just for a little while please?~”


“Awww….. okay! I promise” he tells her, and then suddenly, everything changes once more



Ashley’s Home


Suddenly, Ashley was home again. Dressed in casual clothes that James would normally wear, but put on her instead; standing in her living room in comfy yoga pants and a baggy white t-shirt


“Alex!…. Alex are you home?….”


She’s greeted with a pillow thrown at her face. Followed by her son’s whining. “Moooom! Why did you do that??? Why do you like him so much?….”


“Now now--- let me explain----”


“He’s a nice guy… but he fails all his classes! The only reason he’s still at our school is because soccer…. And now this???” He shows her a short video clip, of her and James dominating the heavens in a godly make-out session. But then a drop of their mixed drool drips off her cheek, and comes down right on top of the island the person recording lives on like a massive asteroid. Decimating everything and making the video cut to black


“….that island is fine now right?….”


“Yes of course, but that’s not the point mom!!”


“Okay okay I get it Alex… just…. Just let me explain okay?”


“Okay Mom…..”


She sits with him at the kitchen table, and over the course of the next hour, answers her son’s questions. Explains her motives behind everything, and apologizes to him over and over for betraying his trust. Trying her best to ignore the rumblings coming from outside


Meanwhile, up above


“This is so coooool~”


James smiles, as he designs his own big world to his own imagination. In the space where the earth used to be, there’s now a massive floating island in the void of space; one that shouldn’t exist, but does with earth-like gravity because he wills it so. Which he quickly populates with his favorite things: a comfy house of his own that’s exactly the same as his old house, but with his and Ashley’s secret hotel room as well. And his old high school’s soccer field, and a locker room to go with it. And a garage with several motorbikes and tools to work on them; along with a large surrounding mountain range to ride them on. And then a couple rivers, and a variety of trees, and plenty of places to take hikes and walks on; all comfortable enough to be walked barefoot


1 hour later


“Hey guyyys! What’s up! :D”


James greets his friends. All dressed in his gym shorts again, and the two high school-aged boys he normally hangs out with suddenly finding themselves big like he is, and in his room. Earth once more a marble resting on the table


“Jaames! Dude…. You’re GOD??!”


“Haha dude that was so funny how you sat on us!”


“….and scary!!”


“Yeah but still! At least we got to see ash’s tits xD”


“Hehe yeah, she DOES have awesome boobs…. ISN’T THAT RIGHT ASH xD”


James smiles, holding up the earth to his mouth. Earth rattling sound that shakes everything, as people are quickly becoming accustomed to


“Woah dude! So THAT’S how small we looked to you….. that’s awesome! Can I hold it?….”


“Yea sure!” He says, handing it to the younger one of the pair. The blonde-haired hazel-eyed boy’s cute face filling the sky, as he playfully holds the earth in front of his mouth, and yells as loud as he can.. “PENIS!!!” causing all of humanity to cover their ears.


“Haha, you’re so quiet Ben! I can do like, way louder!” The other boy, Richard, grabs it up and does the same. “PENIS!!!” he yells, all of humanity doing their best to shield themselves from the volume, but to no avail. Air-shaking boyish yelling rattling the world, but not causing any real harm as James follows through with what he told Ash. He held it closer to his mouth though, causing a layer of condensation to fog the barrier on the outside of the world


And they do that for the next minute! Even starting to toss it like a ball between eachother as they play their boyish game. But then, one of them misses the catch, the earth falling down onto the floor, nestled in a forest of carpet fibers


“Nice going dumbass~” Ben giggles, playfully punching Richard on the shoulder, and then instead of bending down to pick it up…. He uses his foot! Planet earth wedged between his big and second toes, then passed to his hand, and lifted up to his face


“Hey guys wanna play some video games? I have ALL of them now!”


“ALL of them!? Like, ever?”

“Yea!”


COOOL! Oh hey James what should I do with this thingBen asks, idly rolling the world between his fingers, making everyone quite dizzy


He just shrugs though “I dunno! Just put it wherever I guess” Already too engrossed in a racing game with Richard


Ben looms over the world, testing how hard he can squeeze it much to everyone’s panic! But his massive fingerprints somehow never get close enough to hurt anything. “I know like, just where to put you guys! xD” he says, walking over to James’ bathroom (just as dirty as before he had become God), takes the world…. And drops it into the toilet! Billions of squeaks and whines as they look up at one of god’s friends who had so childishly put them there. Just smiling down on them and laughing as he sees planet earth floating in the clear toilet water, inside a cosmic-sized bowl that really could use a clean.


“Hey guys don’t start the next round without me!~”


Back down on earth


“Owwww… my ears…” Alex whines, hands on his head and massaging his head after the world had been wracked by their game of yelling. Somehow nobody had any hearing damage though, and the extent of the damage was nothing more than a few more fragile windows getting cracked, and some avalanches in some remote areas


“Oh boys… at least they’re occupied now! But ah….” Ashley looks at the sky with a faint blush on her face. Outside the barrier, the earth was half-submerged in water after the dramatic show that was Ben dropping them in there. Instead of sinking like a rock, the little atmosphere actually holds it above water; and in the distance, much of their sky was a yellow-stained white porcelain . “A-at least we get some time to ourselves?….” she says, watching as the planet earth slowly drifts across the bowl, and the sky bumps against the side. One of the streaks caused by James obviously pissing there out of habit being wider than the earth is


“Ugh, you’re gross mom! Cmon let’s get inside” Alex takes her hands and leads her in, with the earth finally coming to rest there, having a moment of peace from their god


The world after all this was abuzz with discussion, finally getting a chance to after all James put them through. Some news channels were discussing the Ashley and James’ potential relationship, and what that could mean for their eternal future. A science channel, with the laws of physics broken, was discussing fun facts about their world’s size; how the water in the toilet bowl had enough volume to fill the oceans hundreds of thousands of times over. And more reality TV channels were discussing the giants the world had encountered so far! Having people vote on whether James, Ben, or Richard were their favorites


“Aww, no faaaair! I wanna be on TV…. Hey why didn’t James grow me?”


“Because Alex, I told him I wanted to catch up with you! And I’m glad we got this time to clear the air. You know I love you sweetie….” Ashley side-hugs her son, sitting with him on the couch


“Mwahh…. I love you too Mom…” he hugs her back, flipping to the next news feed, and quickly changing it to the another: after seeing the newscasters discussing how Ashley’s nipple had came within less of a kilometer of annihilating a major trade center


“….I’m gonna have to get used to this aren’t I….”


Ashley blushes, hugging a pillow to her chest. “Y-yeah I’m afraid so…. But we have forever now! That’s a fair tradeoff right?”


“I gueeeesss, but we woulda had the same with Alice too you know!”


“Yeah yeah, but----”


The ground shakes ever so faintly, but then starts growing in intensity every so slowly. Coming to a sudden stop as the light coming from the sun above gets blocked by James standing there, lifting the seat and dropping his pants, and then noticing the puny blue-green ball…


Ahahaha~ So THAT’S where Ben put you guys! xD”

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