Since I was now on duty as a Health Committee member, I did have to get to work when the boys came into the Magnified building. It took them some time to come in because they had to be redirected to the back of the school and checked in by my upperclassmen, but they did come to the new ‘classroom’ as expected.
It was definitely amusing to see their astonished faces when they entered to see the expansive gymnasium half filled with tables and chairs the size of houses to them. This was probably what my reaction had been earlier.
Of the guys, the first ones to come in were the ones most concerned with what had happened the previous night - the receivers of the lewd pictures that some of the girls sent.
“Yo Kiri, I didn’t get a message back from ya’ last night. Don’t tell me ya’ got attacked,” Ryou greeted me.
“Something like that,” I passively answered, knowing he had something else on his mind as his eyes glanced in the direction of the girls. “Senpai told you guys about what happened last night, right? Tsujimoto remembers what she sent you, by the way, so make sure you go talk to her.”
“Oof… Guess I gotta… Jeez, that girl…,” Ryou sighed. He wasn’t as reluctant as he sounded.
“Don’t tell me they all remembered,” asked Nakano nervously as he glanced around.
“Ah. You’re going to want to cheer Honda up yourself, Nakano. She’s kind of been in the corner all morning. As for you, Eguchi… the girls were working up some sort of strategy meeting to figure out how to tell you… Yukimura had no regrets though,” I informed my friends.
“Oh no… I hope Honda-san is okay,” Nakano started to make his way to the depressed bespectacled girl in the corner of the gym. For someone who said they weren’t dating, he was quite concerned for her… though I wasn’t one to talk either.
“I expected as much,” Eguchi nodded regarding how he knew his admirers would react. “Well, I can pretty much guess it’ll end up with them asking me which one excited me the most. Touya-kun, my will is in my book bag by the way.”
He was going to be fine… mostly… The DL field would at least allow him to survive the chaos that was bound to occur.
Chaos was probably the proper description for what happened when the boys came into the gymnasium definitely.
For starters, the gyaru squad probably got off the easiest. Watanabe had sent something to Arai. The guy came in all sparkly-eyed and happy. It seemed he was happy she sent him something so sexy. His idiotically cheery attitude seemed to wipe away all of the gyaru’s nervousness over doing something she felt was going too far. Well… that was until Arai said a bit too much about what else she could’ve shown. That earned him a few minutes of her ignoring him. Considering how she was the tallest girl in the class, when she stood up and looked away, no matter how much Arai tried to apologize while waving his arms and jumping up at her, his voice probably barely got up to her ears.
“Hey! C’mon, Shino! Listen to me. I’m sorry, alright! Hey! Down here!”
“Shino-non can totes here him, can’t she?”
“Yup. Her face is blushing so hard.”
As for our class representative… Well, she and Tokiwa were having a hard time. Unlike how civil she had been with me, Tokiwa flew into a rage when Ryou’s buddies Miyama and Itou ran between her legs. Yoshikawa had to restrain her as best as she could.
Stomp! Slam!
“You damn perverts! What do you think you’re doing! Get back here!
“Hold on, Tokiwa-san! Stop! Stop!”
Crash!
“Uwargh!”
“A-Ah! Fujimoto-kun!”
“Huh? O-oh. ”
The bespectacled Fujimoto was caught in the flurry of Tokiwa’s struggles and was knocked two meters away when Tokiwa’s foot swept across the floor. When Tokiwa realized, she stopped rampaging. She and Yoshikawa backed away as a few of the other guys escorted him outside where Sasakura-sensei was. Considering Itou and Miyama were at fault for being idiots, Aikawa grabbed both of them and dragged them out to apologize. Our male class representative was fairly strong considering Miyama and Itou were members of the Judo and Kendo team respectively.
Then, of course, came the aftermath of the SRS-victims meeting up with the guys.
Tsujimoto and Ryou… Okay, they were a lot cuter of a pair than I had expected. As much of a composed fox the girl was, whenever Ryoutaro Natsume was involved, she was always off her game. She was seated against the wall and Ryou, who had gotten onto the second floor of the gymnasium using the stairs, was still only half way up her torso. Still, it was close enough for him to talk to her and cheer her up.
“You sent me somethin’ good.”
“Shut up. I couldn’t help it. It was that spray’s fault. I’m no pervert.”
“But ya’ thought of me while ya’ were on it.”
“I’ll knock you off there if you piss me off.”
“Hey, that’d be murder if I die from that. ‘Sides, you wouldn’t.”
“Just delete that picture. You hear me? I’ll make you regret it if you don’t.”
“Heh. Even I know we’d both get in trouble if we kept that sorta’ stuff. Now if you send me another when yer’ actually sober, I might consider keepin’ it...”
“...Dumbass...”
I couldn’t avoid hearing their conversation as I was walking around to check up on Eguchi. The popular pretty-boy was atop one of the tables so I couldn’t see him clearly, but I could definitely hear him. As he had expected, after diffusing the embarrassment and regret between the girls, they did end up bombarding him with the one question he knew they’d ask.
“So Eguchi-kun? Whose picture was the best?” I heard Shima and Satou both say in unison as both girls got closer to the table. Shima was forward enough, but Satou stepping up was both a surprise and a danger as I could see her breasts slam down onto the table. I felt the ground and the table shake when she impacted it so there was no doubt in my mind that Eguchi fell down while up there.
… Actually, it got worse on Eguchi when I noticed Yamaguchi’s foot right in Satou’s way when she stepped forward. In an instant, Satou bumped into Yamaguchi, she tripped. Satou being the embodiment of a busty klutz, she slammed her face down onto the table Eguchi was on.
Whaaaaam!
“Ah... ” “Kyah!” “Nayu-chan!” “Uwah! Wait, Eguchi-kun’s under-”
“Huh? Uuueee… Where’d Eguchi-kun go?”
“Whoo boy… That’s going to leave a mark,” I whistled when I saw what happened when Satou stood up. Eguchi was stuck to the white shirt of her uniform. He had clearly been smothered by the girl’s boobs and full weight. While it seemed soft, plush, and rather enjoyable, I knew from experience from constantly being crushed under things that it probably hurt a little.
It took a good number of seconds before Satou realized where Eguchi went and Yukimura went to peel the guy off. Once they got him, I shouted up at the girls to send Eguchi to Sasakura-sensei to make sure he was fine. Our school nurse was having a busy morning.
But of all of the interactions between the giant girls and the boys, my greatest concern was my final destination. Nakano and Honda… They were probably the worst off sadly enough. The two were having a lot of trouble due to their insecurities and inability to speak up. As much as all of us in the class paired them together, they two were really bad at taking the first step.
“Um… Honda-san…? It’s okay… Um...” Nakano was doing his best to try to speak to Honda who was facing the wall and hugging her knees. He was hesitant to touch her because the only place he could reach at that moment was her skirt, meaning her butt.
“..........”
“I was just surprised when I got that message… You didn’t do anything wrong.”
“...........................”
“Um… I deleted the picture… I know you didn’t send it on purpose… It was that gas that was at fault...”
“Oh for the love of-” I was annoyed by how awkward the conversation was going, so I decided to take matters into my own hands. “Honda, just so you know, I’m pretty sure Nakano got super aroused from seeing your dynamite body. He sent me a message that sounded like he was super excited!”
“K-Kirishima-kun!!!” I was met with two harmonizing shouts in an instant. My exaggeration got Honda’s attention. She turned around, which was a bad call on her part because Nakano was still directly behind her… well, behind.
“Ugguk!”
“A-Ah! Kyaa! Nakano-kun!”
“Grk… I-I’m okay!” Despite getting knocked off his feet by Honda’s rear end, Nakano was surprisingly alright and picked himself up quickly. I took the opportunity to approach the duo with my arms crossed. While I looked composed to Nakano, I wondered how surreal it must have looked for Honda to see my smaller form confidently closing in.
“Honda, it’s obvious you like Nakano,” I bluntly started meddling. “The SRS only has the worst effects when you’re really like a person. And by that, I mean sexually.”
“Se-!” Honda choked on her own saliva. “No-no-no-no-no. I-I mean, I like Nakano-kun, but I-I’m not a pervert.”
I raised an eyebrow. I didn’t expect Honda to straight up admit her affection. I was disappointed Nakano didn’t seem to realize what she just said though. This, I realized, was the proper opportunity for what us guys had been trying to do for months - to set up the Nakano-Honda pairing.
“I’m not calling you a pervert. Heck, compared to what Yae tried on me last night, you probably wouldn’t even be in the spectrum,” I told her, trying to calm her down. “I’m just saying you must really like Nakano. Ever consider dating?”
“W-Wha-? W-Wait. I-It’s not lik-”
“Always so shy, aren’t you? What’s wrong with giving it a shot?” I shook my head as I looked back to Nakano. I rubbed the back of my neck because looking up was hurting it.
I turned to Nakano who was still red in the face from having been hit by Honda’s behind. I put my hand on his shoulder and whispered to him.
“Nakano, she straight up said she likes you. You better follow up properly,” I entrusted the confession to him.
“What? Kirishima-kun? Hey, where are you going?” I heard as I walked away from Nakano, leaving the future of his relationship to him. It would be interesting to stay and see how it would go, but I felt this was definitely something that they had to work out privately. If he failed, us guys would console him, but we definitely wanted it to work well for him.
As I left, I felt a slight headache. When it came to dealing with my class, there really was a fair bit more amount of craziness than the other second year classes. There were also a surprising number of couples too. Seeing them all made me long to be alone with Yae. Well, at the very least, as Senpai had told me earlier, I was going to be very close to her for the rest of the week.