1. Chapter 1 by Mr_G
2. Chapter 2 by Mr_G
Author note: This is a SW story. But it does contain some GTS. It also overlaps with the “Buffy” story.
PS: the story is set in April of the year 2008.
NataliePrologue
It all started with a stupid role playing game.
Guess I should introduce myself. My name is Natalie Small. Me and my friends we fans of a show called “I married a sizechanger” a popular fantasy show on my world. But we didn’t realize then that the Wishbone multiuniverse is very real. But I’m getting ahead of myself.
It was a Saturday night when we gathered at William’s place. William suggested we try something different. A role playing game based on the Wishbone multiverse. We gathered around the table. William dealt out the cards. Each card had a different picture and a description of the species on the back.
“Cool. I’m a sizechanger.” My friend Phyllis cried out.
“A demon! I don’t want to be the bad guy.” Mark complained.
“A Grahu! Guess I’m to be the bad girl.” Tanya muttered.
“Cool. I’m a super witch.” Samantha cried in delight.
“A GTS-Goddess! Can I change cards?” Barney asked William.
“No. Your card is your fate.” He replied.
I found that reply, a bit strange, but I figured what harm can a card do? Then it came to be my turn. I picked a card.
“Mini goddess. I guess you figure that I’m not small enough.”
This brought a few laughs. For back then I was 5’4”. I considered it petite, but compared to my current four inch height.
Getting a little ahead of myself. After we had received all of our cards, Samantha asked, what do we do now? And William replied.
“Say. I accept this role.”
I said the words and the next thing I knew I was elsewhere.
End prologue
Chapter oneI didn’t know where I was at first. All that I knew was that I was flat on my back and everything seamed huge. There was no sign of my friends either. I seamed to be on the floor of a restaurant. But a restaurant built for giants. Everything was 16 times bigger than it should be. While I was trying to get my bearings, a man kicked me. Considering the size difference I’m surprised I didn’t go flying. He looked down to see what his foot had run into. He was kind of cute, but I didn’t like the look in his eyes.
“You kicked me. Almost sent me flying across the room.” I growled at him.
“A four inch tall woman, shouldn’t be on the floor.” He replied.
I didn’t want to admit it but he was right. I had shrunk to 1/16th of my original height. I wanted to look him in the eye. Want I really wanted to do was grow to his size. Instead I found myself flying off the floor.
“What the! SW can’t fly.” He muttered.
Flying I was, I flew up to the level of his face, and just hovered there a few inches from his nose.
“You know it’s rude to step on people.” I told him.
“Bah! Tiny people don’t deserve respect.”
“What’s going on here?”
I turned to see who had spoken. To my amazement it was Stanley Charm, the manager of the wishbone restaurant. I must say he looks cute in person.
“This wingless fairy is harassing me.”
“He kicked me.” I shot back.
“Actually she’s a mini goddess not a fairy.” A new voice said.
I looked around and saw a six inch tall brunette standing on a table.
“What are you doing here Andrea?” Stanley asked the brunette.
“I’m here to welcome Natalie to the mini goddess race.” Andrea replied.
“This place is going to the SW. I’m out of here.” The man who had stepped on me then stormed out of the Wishbone restaurant.
I then flew down to the table were Andrea was standing. To my embarrassment I only came up to her breasts. (I was only two thirds of her height)
“Can you tell me what’s going on?” I asked her.
“You have been chosen to become a mini goddess.” Andrea replied. “Beside from the standard mini goddess powers you have the power of flight.”
“Wait a moment. I agreed to play a stupid role playing game. Not get transformed.”
“I’m sorry Natalie. But you’re going to be a mini goddess forever.”
I couldn’t believe my ears. I couldn’t be stuck like this forever. This had to be a dream or nightmare. With that semi comfortable thought. I asked Andrea what the standard mini goddess powers were.
“Like all goddess we are immoral and indestructible. We don’t age. Don’t need to eat or drink or breathe. Or use the bathroom. Also we mini goddesses can teleport and can create objects out of thin air.”
“I need a tea.” I moaned. To my surprise a cup of tea appeared in my hand. It turned out to be my favourite brand.
“I’ll be out back if you need me.” Stanley told us.
“Wait a moment. I want ask you something.”
“Yes?”
“What’s it like running the Wishbone restaurant? I mean the show gave the impression that this restaurant is one of the most powerful sources of magic in the Wishbone multiverse.”
Stanley paused for a few seconds before answering.
“There no simple answer to that question. There are times it’s a great job. Other times if give me nothing but woe. I should give you my memoirs sometime.”
“I’m confused. What show are you referring to?” Andrea asked me.
“I married a sizechanger of course.”
“That’s the one staring the Law sisters and their husbands isn’t it?” Stanley asked me.
“Yes. I watch it from time to time. I even had a cameo in one episode. ”
“That’s right. Deborah and Rebecca went to you when the demons kidnapped Stephen.”
“I wish I could have been of more help to her. But the demons got here first. At least Deborah got Stephen back in the end. Is there anything else before I go?”
“Do you know how I can get home? I don’t want to be a mini goddess.”
“It is the will of Mr. G that you are a mini goddess.” Andrea replied.
“Then I demand to speak to Mr. G.”
Suddenly I was no longer at the restaurant. Instead I was in a white featureless plain.
“YOU WISH TO SPEAK TO ME.” Voice boomed out. I turned around and he was standing behind me. The writer God known as Mr. G
“What gave you the right to do this to me?” I asked him.
“I am your creator. I can do what I will with you. I have a gift for you.”
A book appeared in my hands. I read the title
“Everything you need to know about the Wishbone multiunverse but were afraid to ask.”
“Like I have the time to read a book.” I grumbled.
“You have all of eternity. But maybe this is easier.”
The book then melted into my hands. Somehow all the knowledge in the book got transferred into my brain.
“I can use that trick, in my university courses.”
“I’m sorry Natalie, but you can’t return to your home world. The law of physics there don’t allow SW to survive.”
“That’s not fair.”
“Who said life is fair. If it makes you feel any better your friends also got transformed as well, into the same race as their card.”
“What about William? I don’t recall him picking a card.”
“He’s actually a Watan. The same race of beings that Stanley Charm belongs to. He was only pretending to be human.”
“Wish I picked the sizechanger card.”
“It could be worst. Barney is now a 1000 foot blond GTS-Goddess named Buffy.”
“So what do I do now?”
“That is up to you. There are numerous options open to you.”
“Like what?” I asked him. But he was gone. Then I found myself back at the Wishbone restaurant.
Stanley was there waiting for me.
“Andrea told me that she had some tasks to do, but you’re welcome to stay at her place for a while. “
“Can I stay here for a while?” The instant I said those words I regretted them. Somehow I had managed to get a crush on a man many times my size.
“I guess so. I must say I’m surprised, I thought you would want to stay with your own kind.”
Before I could answer, I could hear somebody calling me, but from a very great distance.
“I got to go Stanley. Somebody is calling me. “ I then teleported to who or what was calling me.
I arrived in what seamed to be a field. There was a blond woman standing there. I recognized her as Samantha. She seamed surprised to see that I was only four inches tall now.
“Natalie is that you?” She asked me.
“Yes. I’m a mini goddess now. I take it your now a super witch.”
“Yes. I was testing out a spell. Have you encountered any of the others?”
“Not yet. But Mr. G told me they were transformed as well into the species their cards were.”
“Does that mean Barney?”
“He’s now a 1,000 foot GTS-Goddess named Buffy.”
“That I got to see. Want to come along?”
“Nah! But I’ll keep in touch. Wonder if cell phones work in the wishbone multiverse?”
“Aren’t you too small to use a cell phone?”
A wished for a cell phone and one appeared in my hand.
“That’s neat. What other tricks can you do?”
“Besides from teleporting I can fly.” I then flew up to the level of her face. Then I flew a circle around her head.
“That’s cute. Well I’m going to check on Buffy. We’ll talk later.” Samantha then disappeared from sight. I wasn’t the only one who could teleport. Then again teleportation is normal among super witches. One of the insights I got from the guide book I absorbed.
I almost teleported back to the Wishbone restaurant, then it hit me. I was a big fan of “I married a sizechanger.” Why not visit Deborah Law and her husband Stephen Miller? (I’m not such a great fan of Mistar and her hubby) Then I teleported to their house. It turned out I wasn’t the first one there.
I arrived at what I assumed was their kitchen. To my surprise I saw a two inch tall female gargoyle running across the floor. She ran underneath the table. Then she spotted me and her eyes widen in surprise.
“Did Deborah shrink you as well Natalie?”
Before I could reply, I head Mark say.”
“If you just restore Tanya, we’ll be on our way.”
“Die demon.” Deborah replied.
“You’re Tanya?” I asked the gargoyle. She nodded. Then I remembered that Garhu are gargoyles at night, human by day. (It was night time at Stephen’s house)
Then a figure simmered into the kitchen. It was Mark. He was surprised to see me.
“Did Deborah shrink you as well?” He asked me.
“Actually I’m a mini goddess now.” I explained.
Stephen Miller then picked that moment to come into the kitchen.
“Honey, there in the kitchen.” He cried out in alarm. I decided it was time to intervene. So I jumped up and flew to the level of his face. I could hear gasps of surprise from the others in the room.
“Now look Stephen Miller. My friends and I don’t mean you any harm. We are fans of your show.” I told him.
“What show? And who are you?” He asked me.
Before I could reply, two people came into the room, one was Deborah Law. The other was Samantha who teleported in. She looked terrified.
“You were right Natalie about Barney. Unfortunately a bunch of evil GTS-goddess got their hands on him and what’s going on around here?”
“That’s what I like to know?” Deborah asked.
“Deborah shrunk me.” Tanya complained.
“You’re a Garhu, an enemy of everything mortal.” Deborah explained.
Samantha then casted a spell and Tanya grew back to her normal size.
“I ask again, who are you?” Stephen asked. I decided to speak for the group.
“My name is Natalie Small. I’m a mini goddess.” I then pointed to Tanya. “That’s Tanya, as you can tell she’s a Garhu.” Then the others decided to speak for themselves.
“My name is Mark. I assure you I don’t want to be a demon.”
“Call me Samantha. I’m a super witch.”
“I’m confused. You’re saying you were transformed into a demon against your will?”Deborah asked Mark.
“We all were. We were invited to a role playing game. And somehow we got transformed. Say what happened to Barney and Phyllis?”
“Barney is now a 1,000 foot GTS-Goddess named Buffy. She was surrounded by members of the evil GTS-Goddess club when I left her.’ Samantha explained.
“Phyllis must have been transformed into a sizechanger because she had the sizechanger card. But I don’t know where she is now?”I explained.
“Let’s see if I can bring her here.” Samantha suggested.
“No wait.” I cried but she was already casting the spell. A foot tall Phyllis then appeared.
“What the! How did I get here?” She asked.
“I brought you here. Say how come you’re so small.” Samantha asked the redhead.
“Well I ended up on Mistar and Mike’s Private Island. An argument with Mistar turned into a size duel and well as you can see I lost.” Phyllis explained. “Now if you excuse me.” Phyllis then began to rapidly grow reaching her normal 5’8” height in seconds.
“It must be nice to change size at will.” I muttered.
“You’re stuck at the size Natalie?”
“I’m a mini goddess now.” I explained.
Then Phyllis noticed Deborah and Stephen. Then she recognized where she was.
“Holly (censored) we’re in Deborah’s house.” She cried.
“Don’t forget about me and nobody answered my question. What show did you see me and my wife on?”
We all looked at each other. Then Samantha made a DVD box set appear out of thin air. She then handed the box to Stephen.
“I married a sizechanger. Season one.” Stephen quoted the box cover.
“It’s a popular show where we come from.” Phyllis explained.
“The Law sisters and their husbands are the stars of the show?” I explained.
“Currently in its fifth season.” Samantha added.
“What do you know about us?” Stephen asked us.
“Quite a bit. “ I told them. “The series started with your marriage to Deborah and covered all major events since then. Things like you getting fired from World’s best food. Mistar efforts to find true love. Her marriage to Mike. Deborah working at cross time gifts. Your encounters with future relatives and you telling the truth about Deborah to your father. You getting kidnapped by demons.”
“Hold it. What’s this about telling the truth about me to your father?” Deborah asked her husband.
“Opps. I forgot you didn’t know about that.”
“Thanks a lot for getting me in trouble.” Stephen muttered.
“Sorry. I didn’t mean to get you in trouble.”
“I’ll deal with you later Stephen. As for the rest of you, I want you out of my house now.” To make her point, Deborah grew until her hair was touching the ceiling.
“We are we going to go?” Mark asked.
“I’m staying at the Wishbone restaurant. Let’s go there until we can work something out.” I suggested.
“Good idea.” Samantha then casted a spell and we all arrived at wishbone.
To be continued
Chapter two
Stanley Charm was surprised to see me arrive with friends. He was dismayed at the species of some of them.
“There’s no way I’m letting a Garhu or a demon stay here.” He cried.
“Does everyone hate Garhu?” Tanya complained.
“Look Lady, I lost my entire staff to the Garhu once. I refuse to let that happened again.”
“I’m not a killer. I have nothing to do with those Garhu.”
“Stanley baby, we have no where else to go.” Samantha pleaded with him. “Can’t we stay here until we can make other arrangements?”
“Please Mr. Charm?” I added
“If space is a problem, I’m a sizechanger. “ Phyllis pointed out. “Surely this place can use a sizechanger.”
“I already got a sizechanger on staff.” Stanley then sighed.
“I guess you can stay here for a LITTLE while. But I’ll be keeping an eye on you. ”
“Where are we going to sleep?” Mark asked.
“Demons sleep? I’ll arrange for a room to be created for you and your friends.”
“One room for several people to sleep in?” Tanya asked.
“Hey no problem, I can shrink us so we can all fit.” Phyllis suggested.
“I was afraid she would say that.” Mark uttered in despair.
So it came to pass that all of us where in a room meant to hold one. Our course it meant shrinking everyone until they were no bigger than my four inch height. With their size changing powers Samantha and Phyllis didn’t mind. But Tanya and Mark hated it.
“Tomorrow we start looking for another place to live.” Mark vowed.
“Also we should figure out what we are going to do about Buffy we can’t leave her in the hands of the evil GTS-goddess club.” Samantha muttered.
“She’s a thousand foot GTS-goddess. She should be able to hold her own for a day or to.” I muttered in reply.
“You really think so Natalie?”
“We need a plan, need more information on the situation.” I replied. Deep down I was concerned for Buffy, but it was late so I decided to sleep on it. Besides at four inches tall I wasn’t sure what I could to help her. Thanks to the book I absorbed (back in Chapter one of this story), I knew who the evil GTS-goddess club were. I also knew they were formable enemies.
I awoke to the sound of screaming. It was Tanya and she was human again. Well human appearance anyway.
“Is the transition from Gargoyle to human always going to be this painful?” Tanya asked.
“Yes.” I replied.
“How do you know?”
“Mr. G told me all I need to know about the Wishbone multiverse.” I replied.
Phyllis enlarged the others to their normal sizes and we gathered around a table eating breakfast and discussing what to do next. For the record as a mini goddess I don’t need to eat or drink, but I just had to have a tea.
“We need to rescue Buffy.” Samantha was ranting.
“Screw her. Finding another place to stay should be our task.” Mark suggested.
“How are we going to defeat a bunch of evil GTS-goddesses?” Tanya asked.
“I’m been doing some research in this Wishbone encyclopaedia. GTS-goddess are immune to size changing magic and tech. How are we going to move a 1,000 foot GTS-goddess?” Phyllis asked.
“Good point, even if we get her away from the evil club. Where will she go? She’s way too big for the Wishbone restaurant.” Tanya commented.
“I’m small enough that they will problely not notice me. I should go to her to see what the situation is.”
The others looked at me as if I were mad.
“Are you sure that’s a good idea Natalie?” Samantha asked me.
“I may be only four inches tall, but I am a goddess.” I pointed out.
“Hi guys what’s up?”
Stunned we turned around, and gasped at the sight. Barney had entered the room and he was a man again.
“Barney, you’re a human again.” Samantha cried.
“I heard you were transformed into a GTS-Goddess.” I added.
“Nathalie is that you? I heard you were a mini goddess but to see you so small.”
“Never mind me what happened to you?” I asked him.
“Well I was transformed into a 1,000 foot blond GTS-goddess. This may be hard to believe but I’m still her and yet at the same time I’m a six foot man. Somehow my soul is in two bodies at the same time.”
“But what about the evil GTS-Goddess club?” Samantha asked.
Barney looked like he was listening to something else.
“Sorry, I’m engaged with a conversation with Mr. G at the same time. The evil GTS-goddesses tried and failed to make me one of them.” Then he turned to me.
“They wanted me to fight you. “
My mouth fell open in shock. I was no bigger than a mouse, why would goddesses the size of skyscrapers and even larger even notice me let along hate me?
“What. Why?” I asked him.
“I’m not sure. Rose admitted that being a goddess you couldn’t die. Yet she wanted me to fight you. Guess GTS-goddesses don’t like mini goddesses.”
“I should give them a piece of my mind.”
“Don’t think that’s a good idea.” Barney warned.
“Barney right Natalie. How can you hurt someone thousands of feet tall?” Samantha asked.
Samantha did have a point. I didn’t know how to hurt a GTS-Goddess. Still I wanted to make my voice heard.
“I’m going and I’m going to make Buffy my first stop. I want to see her for myself.” I then teleported out before they could stop me.
“I found myself in the ruins of something. I later found out it was a city. But at the time I was distracted by the sight of Buffy herself. I knew she was 1,000 feet tall, what I didn’t realize was that she would look 16,000 feet tall to my four inch height.
“Buffy is that you?” I asked the mountain size blond, hoping that she could hear me.
“Natalie?” The blond replied.
She must have good ears to hear my tiny voice.
“I was just talking to Barney, man you’re so big.”
“As big as this is there are other GTS-goddesses even bigger. I know what you told my male body. Fighting the evil GTS-goddesses is not a good idea. ”
“But they had no right to tell you to fight me. I want to tell them off.”
While I was still talking, I sensed Andrea arrival.“Whatever happens I won’t fight you. I value your friendship.” Buffy told me.
“Do you really mean that?” Andrea asked Buffy.
“Who’s your friend?”
“Buffy, I want you to meet Andrea. She welcomed me to the mini goddess race.”
“Hello Andrea. And yes I do mean it. I have no desire to fight mini goddesses.”
“Too bad the other GTS-goddesses don’t feel the same way. No offense Buffy, but Natalie and I got to split.”
“I see you later Buffy.” I called out before Andrea teleported me away.
“What’s the big deal?” I asked Andrea when we arrived at what appeared to be a conference room. But a room geared for SW. The table and chairs were made for SW of various sizes.
“We are at war Natalie. GTS-Goddess and the giantesses of GTS-space are the enemy.”
I started to object then the knowledge from the book kicked into my brain. The great GTS/SW war had been going on since 2001.
“Surely you don’t think I can win the war for you?”
“We think you can help. Besides this meeting is a great opportunity for you to meet some of your fellow mini goddesses.” Andrea replied.
Then I noticed the chairs around the table we filled with mini goddesses.
“Not every mini goddess could make it to the meeting, but I’ll introduce you the ones that are here.”
She pointed to a tall nine inch blond.
“This is Tina. She’s the only time traveler among us.”
“Can you arrange it that I didn’t go to the role playing game?” I asked her.
“Sorry Natalie, but I can’t do that.’ She replied.
Andrea then pointed to the smallest mini I have ever seen. She was only an inch tall.
“This is Jennifer. Her main job is to take care of people shrunken to less than an inch tall.”
“There are people that small?” I asked her.
“Oh yes. You would be surprised how many micro’s there are out there.” She replied.
Next she pointed to an eight inch tall brunette.
“This is Kayla.”
“Hello I’ve heard your staying at the Wishbone restaurant.”
“That’s right.”
“I’m a friend of Stanley Charm. He’s a good man.”
Andrea then point to a blond and a brunette, both were four and half inches tall.
“Meet Faith and Barbara, the mice goddesses.”
“Mice goddesses? What kind of name is that?” I asked.
“We were part of a group called Mice girls. After we became mini goddesses we decided to call ourselves mice goddesses.” Barbara (she the brunette) explained.
Next to be introduced was a six inch brunette.
“This is Sara Cole. You can say she was tricked into becoming a mini goddess.”
“You can say that again. Being small wasn’t on the application form.”
“Application form? There’s a mini goddess application form?”
“It’s a long story. Let’s move on.”
Next up was a six inch goddess with brown hair.
“This is Nancy of Friendly Cove. She runs several shelters from shrunken women.”
Last but not least was a five and a half inch talk blond woman.“
This is Paula. She’s been a mini goddess almost as long as I have.”
“Sadly we have been at war for the whole length of time I’m been a mini goddess.” Paula added.
“My fellow mini goddesses this is Natalie Small. A newly created mini goddess. Besides from the standard mini goddess powers she has the power of flight.”
“What she going to do? Dive bomb the GTS-goddesses?” Paula asked. This brought laughter from the other mini goddess.
“Other than Rose Crusher and the evil GTS-goddess club I have no quarrel with the GTS-goddess race.”
“Why do you hate those goddesses in particular?” Nancy asked.
“Rose tried to get my friend Buffy to fight me. The evil GTS-goddess club tried to make her evil.”
“Buffy is a newly created GTS-goddess. One who is not hostile to mini goddesses.” Andrea explained.
“That reminds me of Rachel Foster. She was recruited to fight but in the end refused to play along.” Sara commented.
“The bottom line is other than giving Rose and the evil GTS-goddess club a piece of my mind. I’m not interested in your war.”
“You can’t pick and choice your battles.” Andrea scolded me.
“Watch me.” I replied before teleporting out of there.
Paying Rose Crusher a visit was my next move, so I teleported to her location. I was hoping to fly up and surprise her, but she sensed me as soon as I arrived.
“WHAT MINI GODDESS DARES TO DISTURB ME?” She shouted.
“I Natalie Small dare to disturb the mighty Rose.” I replied. I then flew up to the level of her face, to look her right in the eye. And those blue eyes of hers are as cold as ice.
“You’re an annoying pest.” Rose muttered as she smacked me with her hand. Man she can move fast when she wants to. I almost went crashing to the ground. I then flew into Rose’s head at top speed. It was like flying into a mountain. Not only did I fail to penetrate her thick skull. I dropped to the ground stunned.
“Foolish mini goddess, did you really think that you could harm me?” Rose asked. Her evil smile was looking down on me.
“Why did you try to turn Buffy against me?” I asked her.She shrugged.
“GTS-goddesses and mini goddesses are natural enemies.” She said as she tried to step on me. Fortunately I managed to teleport out of the way. To annoy her I teleported to her right shoulder.
“Mini goddesses and SW have the right to exist.”
“Right to exist? Back when I was a young GTS-goddess, there was no SW. There were only normal sized people and giantesses. It’s only very recently that mini goddesses have come into existence.”
The book I had absorbed disagreed. SW have always been around. She just didn’t notice them until relativity recently. But I didn’t want to argue the point.
“Look I just want you and the evil GTS-goddess club to stay away from Buffy.”
Rose’s laughter was deafening.
“Do you really think you can enforce your will on the evil GTS-goddesses?” she asked me.
“Well.” I replied. The truth was I didn’t know how to enforce my will on a GTS-goddess.”
“I have no time to deal with idiots like you.” Rose then disappeared from sight. I suddenly found myself in mid air. Fortunately my flying power prevented a hard landing.Having enough encounters with GTS-goddesses for one day, I teleported back to the Wishbone restaurant to be with my friends.
The end for now