Fred Drilling's fate. by EricAFreak
“Truck-kun?”
Came a sultry woman's voice.
“What is it my
goddess?” A man clad in a black butlers outfit bowed.
She pouted, and
slouched back into her red velvet couch. The couch sat in the center
of a small room about the typical size of a small Japanese flat.
Besides the tatami floor and large flat panel TV, the room was
spotless. Not to say one would feel cramped here however. For an
endless vast whiteness of empty bright space went in every direction
past the small rooms nice wood floors.
“Truck-kun, I
don't like that attitude..”
“I
apolo..gi..ze.”
“Enough! How
many appointments do I have today?” The goddess asked before
reaching for her saucer of fine spirits.
“Quite a few
today, a school had a major structural collapse burying a whole class
under tons of rubble..” The butler sweated, as he did not want to
upset his goddess.
“Fine... Just
said in the first one.”
XXXXX High School
had started its day like all the days before it. Teens rushing to
make it to their first class for role call, as well as the ones who
were asleep at their homeroom desks. This included Ted Tonski, or TT
by his so called friends.
“Hey TT what
you doing after school today?” Asked one of his so called friends.
“Why do you
guys even care? Don't you anyone else to bother?” He tried to shoo
them away. He was really close to beating a game on his pc back home.
Going out with friends after school would really ruin his plans for
that. '2D waifus on my pc are great, they only care if I'm able to
clear the boss.
“Eh. But didn't
you say we could hang out some time? You said so the other day when
we were talking to you at lunch.”
'Yeah the lunch
you kept bugging me until I told you something too shut up.' He
glared at them. “I have plans already.”
A girl a few feet
behind him spoke up from her desk. “The pervert probably is just
going to go home and play the new net game... Look he even has the
mobile version on his phone right now..”
“Our buddy TT
wouldn't abandon us for some game!”
'Speak for
yourselves idiots, Rebekah Strong-heart needs me in order to defeat
the demon king of Varsi Castle! Once I do that I will unlock her
extra skins which normally costs a weeks salary from my part time
job!'
“I'm sorry but
I'm helping my mother after school today, said if I don't clean the
basement I lose internet privileges.” He lied.
“Your parents
can't do that TT, that's criminal! Inhumane!” His so calledd
buddies patted him on the back. “Do you need us to help?”
“Silence!”
Yelled an old balding man at the head of the class. “I'm proceeding
with roll call, if you don't quiet down, I'll mark you as tardy!”
The class went
silent as the teacher started roll call.
'Whats that
sound?' Thought Ted.
It was a moment
later when the sound of concrete and steel could be heard snapping
and tearing before everyone in the classroom was silenced
permanently.
Everything was
Darkness for Fred. The last thing he remembered was falling asleep in
home room. It did not last long though.
Breathing heavily
Fred landed on the floor. He was no longer at school, in fact besides
a single blonde woman sitting on a couch, he only saw a vast white
landscape.
“Where am I?”
He said more to himself, then to the only other occupant in the room.
“You're dead.”
The woman sighed.
“What?” the
boy asked disbelievingly.
“It's always
the same with you earthlings... I am the goddess of Fate and
reincarnation. It's my job to reincarnate those lost souls who did
not fully use up their time in this one.”
“So I can go
back? I can't really be dead right?”
“No you are
dead. But you did it before you were supposed too, so now I get to
send you on to another world.”
“So this is
like some kind of Anime Isekai!?” Fred yelled.
“Well the real
world is much harsher Fred Drillings, other worlds are not fantasy
like places where you get to be the protagonist after all.” The
goddess laughed.
“That's not
fair, what if I end up in a world where I'm killed immediately!?”
“Life isn't
fair kid, it's lucky you get to get to be reincarnated at all.”
“Surely I get
something!?” The boy yelled at the goddess.
'How rude, maybe
I should just tell Truck-kun to send him straight down? …. No I
might get in trouble for not doing my job properly.'
“Well you get
to keep your memories, and I will even grant you three boons of your
choice that are within reason, you are not some anime protagonist
after all. Your a dead boy gradating at this goddess nerves...”
“I'm sorry!”
The boy pleaded.. 'So I get three wishes.'
“Hurry up and
state your wishes boy, I got other things to do today!” She looked
over towards her TV.
The boy couldn't
help but notice the Goddess head swivel towards the tv. 'She was a
lazy goddess then, but this was his chance at the Isekai life, he
wouldn't screw up his three wishes!'
“First I'd like
to be desired by woman everywhere!” The boy shouted, expecting for
his first request to be denied.
“Sure.”
“Okay, I
understand that was a bit much to..... Wait, you said sure?”
“Hurry up
mortal!” The goddess glared at him again, while looking at her TV.
“Then...”
'She might just give me anything! “I'd like to have an
indestructible immortal body that doesn't age!'
“Sure. Though I
don't know why you would want that.”
'This goddess was
a pushover, he could have anything he wanted.'
“Then please
make my wealth higher then anyone else s!”
“If that all
Fred Drilling's. Please enjoy your reincarnation.” The goddess
smiled as she went for her TV remote.
As the TV flicked
on Fred vanished. On the screen appeared a dark dank cavern.
“Well this was
an interesting reincarnation this time mistress.” Truck-lun bowed,
having never left his mistress's side.
“Lets observe
him for an hour, then well move on to the next one. Don't forget you
promised to make me a souffle.”
“Of course my
goddess.”
In the dark
cavern of a dungeon, a group of three female adventurers form the
country of Fematalia, currently made their way towards the third
floor.
“Mai, when are
we going to get to the bottom of this dungeon.” Said Tai to her
younger half sister.
Mai was a full
elf ranger, while Tai was half human magic caster. Trailing behind
them was their parties thief, Beth. Beth excelled at traps and had
very quick hands and agility. It probably helped her tail kept her
more steady.
“Quiet you two.
I am detecting a trap ahead.” Said Beth.
The other two
adventurers, grew silent at their older friends request.
Beth leaned her
tiefling ear against the dungeons wall. “At least three of the
floor tiles have a weight sensor. Tai, do you have enough castings of
feather light to get us across and back?”
“I think so, I
prayed real hard last night, so I think I can manage.”
“Good, please
give the spell a cast. Mai please keep a lookout with your bow while
we cross.”
Mai nodded her
head as her sister and Beth walked across the trapped floor.
Once across, Beth
made short work of a rune that was powering the trap. “Should be
safe now Mai.”
With a few test
steps, Mai slowly made it across the now trap-less floor. “Beth,
are party could never have made it this far into the dungeon without
you.”
“As long as we
make back the fund we spent, I'll be happy with this dungeon
exploration. Lets just get that treasure chest over their unlocked.
If were lucky, that will be our payday.”
The girls all
nodded their heads.
Darkness, that
was all Fred could see. What the hell kind of Isekai was he in. Had
that damn goddess tricked him? Was he in someones womb, did he have
to be reborn?
He didn't even
want to think about that option. Wherever he was, it was dark, he
couldn't see, and he couldn't move. Then there was light.
Beth had finally
gotten the treasure chest open using her thief lock picking skills.
Which was good considering the recent cost hike on good lock picks in
the nearby town. Who the hell charges five gold coins for single lock
pick!
“Well Beth,
what kind of treasures did we get?” Asked Mai.
“You know that
Tai is the only one in our party with the magic appraisal skill.”
Beth sighed.
“Yeah of
course, sister hurry and appraise our loot.” The elder sister
nagged her young half elf sister.
“You know my
dad would have taught you the appraise skill, like he did with your
bow skills.”
“But magic is
so hard and boring!” The elder sister yelled.
Tai sighed before
murmuring the incantation for appraisal.
“System
notification. Fred's Legendary Item. Value incalculable. Further
information: Item durability is indestructible. When used, item
provides female user relief from vaginal discharge. Removes all
wastes and smells produced by user with absolute absorption. Grants
users relief from all pain and discomfort during periods of monthlies
through absorption. End System Appraisal Function.”
“Girls where
going to be rich!” Tai shouted.
“We should test
to make sure it works.” Beth blushed.
The goddess
turned off her TV. “It seems that reincarnation went smoothly.
Truck-kun, please send in the next one.”
“Of course my
goddess.”
The End? I hope
not, we got other students left.... A goddess's work is never done.