Rise of James
James turns around and looks behind him, laughing as he sees the
ground lightly fracturing under his ass. If the laws of physics were
still working properly, the earth would have instantly cracked and
collapsed in on him… but it doesn’t! Things instead behaving the
way James wants them to: the ground feeling soft like a cushion as
the earth compresses under the weight of his soft skin with the
surrounding areas being mostly undamaged
All around, the world is in pandemonium. From the impact of boy-butt,
a shock wave of wind quickly rushes over the planet, bringing with it
the scent of James. In the span of just minutes, instead of the clean
atmosphere that humanity had carefully cultivated for themselves, it
smelled more like James’ bedroom after not being aired out for a
few days
“Haaah~ I hope it was worth it Ash! xD” He
playfully says, looking behind him where their continent used to be.
And then he starts to lean backwards. The land starts to crack and
quakes wrack the globe, as it seems like the sky is starting to fall.
All across that upper hemisphere of the globe, people quickly take to
the skies on their hoverbikes and cars, looking like a cloud of tiny
glowing gnats if James were to look at them, but instead they were
promptly crushed into oblivion under the lower hem of his soccer
jersey. And the rest of the hemisphere meets the same fate shortly
after, the last thing they all see before their (temporary) demise
being “47 JAMES”: the back of his grass-stained shirt
“Woa! So cooooool! You can see so many stars when you’re up
here :D” He muses to himself.
And as he lies there on the
earth as if it were a large yoga ball, stargazing at the universe in
the peaceful silence of space, he then idly starts to kick his feet
back and forth. Not even really paying attention, the world starts to
fall apart under the quakes caused by him. The back of his soles form
massive craters as
they impact the ground, and the powerful force of his toned legs
cause quakes so large, that each kick sends people,
buildings, and skyscrapers
hundreds of feet in the air for miles and miles around the point of
impact. Reducing the lower
half of the earth to mostly rubble
The safest place as far as destruction goes was between his legs, in the dozen cities
overshadowed by his dick. Pants still around his ankles, the millions
of people living in that area couldn’t help but be overcome with a
horny frenzy at the power of just his hormones alone. Some people are
able to resist the urge and settle for just furiously masturbating in
their slightly damaged homes, but others head outside and have orgies
in the streets
James just lies there for a moment,
enjoying the peacefulness of it all. Now no longer having to worry
about grades, or college, or keeping his secret girlfriend a secret
anymore, he sighs peacefully and rests for a while. Materializing a
continent sized pillow out of nowhere, rolling onto his side
(crushing another billion people), and drifting off into a peaceful
slumber. His snoring rattles
the world, and drool from his mouth forms
new great lakes…
3
hours later
James stirs in his sleep, and drowsily opens his eyes. In just those
few hours, the atmosphere had really
been smothered in
James. The planet now blanketed in nothing but puffy white clouds,
raining down a constant drizzle of sweaty
boy-scented rain in every
corner of the world. It had started with just the coastal cities, but
now inland people were quickly building makeshift rafts due
to intense flooding; shortly
after realizing that their high-tech flying vehicles didn’t have
the charge nor durability to keep dealing with the erratic
conditions.
James, instead of putting in the
effort to sit up, simply appears once more floating above the world.
Gym shorts once more pulled
up and around his waist, and rubbing the sleep out of his eyes, he
looks upon the now white planet. The imprints caused by his body not
even visible (but rapidly filling with sweat-water) underneath the
clouds. But then, something peeks around the side of the planet. A
metallic looking orb as big as the moon….
“OH I almost forgot! I’ve
always kinda wanted to visit this place~” He
smiles, reaching out and grabbing it between his fingers! Built to withstand apocalyptic impacts, the artificial moon meant to mine
asteroids and launch ships into space was just barely
holding up against his gentle squeeze. The hundreds of thousands of
people inside get rattled around as he moves it and spins it about,
admiring it in the sun’s light. “So
coooool! This’ll make for like, an awesome decoration~” Then
he takes it, humanity’s biggest engineering marvel, and puts it in
his gym shorts’ pocket. The metal space station now buried in
sweaty fabric, and pressed against a gum wrappwer that matched it in
size. As James’ leg shifts, so does the space station; causing a
third of its surface to get squished against the chewed up and sticky
piece of gum poking through the wrapper containing it
“Aaanyways…. Fuck~ I’m
horny…. One last thing before I fix everything~” James
smirks, as suddenly he was even bigger… and the earth had an
opening in the side of it, with everything other than the planet’s
crust suddenly being made of silicone. Once more he
drops
his shorts,
grabs
it, and uses the earth itself as a sex toy. Anyone who had
miraculously still survived, getting surely killed by his fap session
as he warps and grips the earth and reduces humanity
to nothing but dust in space for his pleasure
Seconds
after he fucks the earth
“Hey ash! Hiiii!~ Did you enjoy
the show?~” he smiles at her, suddenly being in her presidential
office. The entire world was restored as if nothing happened (except
for the space station in his front pocket). However,
everyone still remembers what just happened, unsure about what to do
or think...
“Mmph… wha… james?! James...~”
she rushes over to him, and draws him into a warm hug. “That was
wonderful! And… and you even fixed everything~” she pokes him on
the nose. “You’re such a good boy~ I’m glad I chose you!~”
“Eheh~ well I am kinda the best!
Uhm… oh I wanna do something!~” a blink later, James was in the
announcement room with Ashley. Except this time instead of in a
presidential outfit… she was in a cute bikini! Standing
in front of the camera next to James, who was now perfectly clean and
in just some boxers from his home that he thinks is comfy. The
broadcast started right away, much to Ashley’s embarrassment
“Uhm, hi everyone! I’m James!
And like, sorry for like, breaking you guys earlier… but I fixed it
so it’s okay! And it was like, super cool and fun! :D” Ashley is
a flustered mess as he speaks to the world, held next to him with his
hand on her waist; covering her face with her hands out of
embarassment and humiliation. James being here,
in this part of her life, doing what she usually does in a very James
way.
“Anyways! Ash is my girlfriend!
She’s the best~” he cuddles her for the camera, gently easing her
hands down, and kissing her on the forehead. “We’re gonna go fuck
now so… don’t bother us okay! Oh oh! Everyone’s
naked xD” he playfully
decrees to finish the broadcast. Suddenly him, and ashley, and
everyone on the planet finding themselves without a stitch of
clothing on them as a boyish prank from James. It
was chaos as everyone in public places quickly sought cover behind
shrubs and such; seeking any kind of garment they could get their
hands on
“J-james you can’t just….
Just…. Uwah..~” she fwumps onto a couch. Unwinding a little
“Ah…. I’m sorry ash, did I do
to much? I can slow down if you—-”
“No no I didn’t say that!
I… don’t want you to slow down, you’re the best, and I want you
to do whatever you want. It’s just….. tiring!~” she smiles
wearily at him, holding his hand
“Awwwh~ you really trust me that
much?”
She nods… suddenly seeming more
alert and awake as if she had instantly had a full night’s rest and
coffee
“Yes james I do! I trusted you
with everything silly~ Mmmph!
Thanks for that~” she
giggles, lying down with her head in his lap. “So! What do you
wanna do next?~”
“Wellll~”
5
minutes later
The universe dramatically
changed for planet earth.
Alongside the other stuff on James’ dresser (a discarded pair of
boxers, several used tissues, deodorant, and a few soccer trophies)
was planet earth! Resting atop a clean
one of his socks at Ashley’s request. His and ashley’s moans fill
the air, and Ash’s horny face fills their sky. She could see a
soccer trophy she had seen James on video earning weeks ago, a sheet
of James’ algebra homework that one of his friends had drawn a
penis on in ink as
a joke, and then the earth sitting next to those things, so
inconsequential looking on his sock. Those thoughts going through her
mind so suddenly drowned out as james thrusts particularly
forcefully, and makes her moan in pleasure~
She looks down on the world that she
was only hours ago responsible for with sympathy, and a bit of guilt
“S-Sorry everyone
I… I….. I’m an idiot stupid face and love dick!…..
JAMES! You can’t just make
me…. Mmmph~ waaaah~” She complains about him so rudely
interrupting and controlling her for all but a second, mind too
cloudy to focus as he continues to fuck her
“Yea I can!~ And I know you love
it stupid… and now everyone knows you love it! Look, she’s my big
stupid~” He boyishly says, making her incredibly flustered.
Blushing, speechless, and even more horny at the thought of everyone
knowing
And for the next several hours, all of humanity has to witness their sex at a size so small that they could
never hope to interrupt them~