This was a fun story, that came from an idea/wish on r/themonkeyspaw: “I want to be five inches tall and shoved up Serena Williams’ ass”.

Credit goes to u/[redacted] for posting such a great idea on there (pending permission to credit their username on here, otherwise it’ll stay as redacted).

The plot is pretty self-explanatory based on the wish.

After suffering a complete defeat at the hands of the Dark Lord, Shute is cast towards the world below, but there's a catch-- he's been stripped of his size! Will he ever recover? He's going to need some help in a world not meant for someone his size, if he plans to.

Previously titled as "Recovery"

Based on the Metal Gear video game series.  Otacon coaxes Snake into trying a new virtual reality program meant to train Philanthrophy recruits. Unfortunately, Otacon boots up a different program he created in his spare time, thrusting them into one freaky scenario after another. We all know what that involves.  Utter randomness and insanity ensue.  Warning: you may laugh so hard you'll mess yourself.  Originally completed on 9-30-2007.

Spoilers for the entire main series (Metal Gear, Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake, Metal Gear Solid, Metal Gear Ghost Babel, Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty, Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater & Metal Gear Solid: Portable Ops)

A story of a world in which the Sins and Virtues are given form in immense, Goddess-like women.

Vista is an alien who has been alive for the better part of ten million years.  At about the time the Dino's where whipped out, she started on a short trip to a small planet called Earth where she as lived for nearly 500 years. In that time, she has begun to enjoy things about Earth cluture...the clock, physical love, and prom. 

For years she's helped people who missed this part of the 'human mating ritual' get a second chance.  Its fun for them...it sucks for everyone who caused problems for them.

Just another night in Vegas until a guy loses all his money

Old friends reuinite under unusual circumstances!

Today is Lake City's annual spring festival! But, as much as Scarlet might prefer to sleep in, her friend is dragging her there and insisting she try out a new exclusive shampoo which will make her so spectacular for the occasion. Perhaps she can even win this year's beauty contest, her friend hopes. But this stuff has some unexpected side effects, and now the city and festival are set to receive a very big visitor.

Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.

A hapless end user learns some of the risks of not using the product in accordance with manufacturer specifications.

Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.