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This story was originally posted in Japanese by Zuyon at https://www.pixiv.net/novel/show.php?id=6319323

Thanks to the author for happily accepting my request to translate and repost their work.


Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.


 

One day after school before practice, all nine girls were gathered in the club room talking. As usual, the atmosphere was one of never ending laughter and happiness. Amongst all this, Honoka suddenly murmured something.

Honoka: “I wish we could all…stay together forever.”

Upon hearing this, a black cloud seemed to hang over the heads of everyone in the room.

Hanayo: “Oh yeah…the third years will be graduating soon, won’t they…?”

Nico: “Why bring that up now! There’s still so many things we have left to do before graduation.”

Nico: “Not to mention, right now we have to be putting everything we have into preparing for the next contest! Nico!♥”

Kotori: “I’ll cast a little spell to keep us all together~”

Nico: “Huh? What are you even talking about?”

Eli: “Leave her alone, Nico. I’m sure Kotori is just trying to cheer everyone up, don’t you think?”

Nico: “I...I know that…I just got a bit upset. I’m sorry, okay.”

Kotori (tearfully): “Nico-chan, Eli-chan…I was actually being serious before. Don’t you believe in my magic?

Eli: “Umm, well…that’s not quite what I meant to say. Ahaha…”

Nico: “Uh, Yeah! I’m know your magic is the real deal, Kotori!”

Nico: “Like those little prayers you chant while making costumes. “May our performances be as good and fun as possible~”, you cast those kind of spells all the time.”

Kotori: “R-really? You do believe in me?!”

Nico: “Well, of course I do!”

Kotori: “In that case, I’ll work super-duper hard on this one~”

Kotori: “Ei!!!”

Nico: “No…way…!

Eli: “It’s like…my body is glowing…Harasho…”

Nozomi: “It’s spiritual!”

Umi: “I feel like I’m about to lose consciousness…”

 


 

Honoka: “UMI-CHAAAAAN!”

Umi: “Ho-Honoka?!”

Umi: (I can’t see her anywhere, but that was definitely Honoka’s voice)

Umi: (It looks like I’m trapped in some kind of jail that I’ve never seen before…where on earth am I…!?)

Umi: “Is anyone out there? Please, help me!!! I’m trapped!”

Umi: (My phone isn’t in my pocket, so I’ve got no means of seeking rescue…)

Umi: (But, I know Honoka is close by somewhere…)

Umi: (However, if Honoka still hasn’t come to me, then she may also be locked up somewhere else. What on earth should I do…?!)

Umi: (Hmm? I think I just heard someone’s footsteps.)

Umi: “Please, help me! I’m trapped in here!!!”

Mysterious Man: “Ahahahahahaha! How’s that prison treating you, missy?”

Umi: “Who are you…? Are you the one who locked me in here…?”

Mysterious Man: “Well aren’t you a smart cookie! That’s right, it was me! Hahaha!”

Umi: “Let me out of here, right this instant! Honoka is…I have to find Honoka!!!”

Mysterious Man: “Is that so? I think I can help you out with that.”

Mysterious Man: “Let’s get this show on the road!”

Honoka: “Umi-chan!!!”

Umi: “Honoka!!!”

*thump* *thump* 

Umi: “What…What on earth is going on…?”

Umi: (He’s brought Honoka right before me, but she’s bound up by ropes.)

Umi: (And what is that giant creature that’s appeared? Its body looks like a giant worm, but it has a mouth full of sharp teeth.)

Umi: “No, don’t tell me…!?”

Mysterious Man: “We’re a secret organization dedicated to hunting down anyone dangerous who threatens world peace!”

Myserious Man: “Through repeated investigation and research, our organization has determined that the nine members of μ’s will lead this world to ruin in the near future.”

Mysterious Man: “And that’s why you must be eliminated, immediately.”

Umi: “Why do you know the name of our group? Eliminate us…? Just what on earth have we done to deserve this!?”

Mysterious Man: “I’m sorry to tell you this, but the rest of your group has already been devoured by this alien creature. Just look, its teeth are covered in their blood. Ahahaha!”

Mysterious Man: “Now then, I think it’s about time we gave this guy his next meal. Let’s start with you, little Miss Sidetail.”

Honoka: “Umi-chan, help meeeeee!!! Noooooooo!!!”

Alien Creature: “Roaaaaaaar”

Umi: “…”

The scene before Umi shocked her so badly she completely lost her ability to speak. A monster had just ate her childhood friend right before her eyes. Blood burst across the room violently until nothing was left of the girl but her yellow ribbon fluttering to the ground.

Umi was entirely powerless to do anything.

Umi: (God, please…give the power to do something…!!!)

Mysterious Man: “Ahaha, you’re up next, miss.”

The prison gate rattled as it was opened.

Alien Creature: “Gyaaaaaargh!!!”

Umi: “No…Nooooooooooo!!!”

God: “Here’s a little power for Umi-chan~ Ei!!!”

 


 

Umi: “Huh…?”

Umi: “Where…Where on earth am I?”

Umi: “It looks like I’ve been asleep the entire time since I lost consciousness…”

Umi: “My body seems unharmed so I suppose I must be okay.”

Umi: “I’ve never had a nightmare like that before.”

Umi: (The last thing I remember before waking up was hearing…was that God speaking to me?)

Umi: “That aside, the sky almost feels like it’s closer than usual.”

Umi: “And there’s absolutely no clouds to be seen…”

Kotori: “Oh, Umi-chan! You’re awake.”

Umi: “Kotori, where on earth are we?”

Kotori: “Uhuhu, just take a peek over there and you’ll understand!”

Umi: “Well that doesn’t explain anything…but I guess having you here, Kotori, at least calms me down a bit.”

Honoka: “Umi-chan, Kotori-chan, ‘morning! Wait, where are we?!”

Kotori: “Both of you, take a peek at the ground!”

Umi: “I…I feel like I’ve seen this somewhere before.”

Kotori: “Wow, you always were the smart one, Umi! Did something in particular jump out at you?”

Umi: “This is an aerial view of Mount Fugi, right?! I saw it while watching the television just the other day!

Kotori: “Umi-chan’s spot on!”

Umi: “It really is a birds-eye-view of Mt Fuji, now I see it! What beautiful scenery~”

Honoka: “And how does that make any sense at all?!”

Honoka: “I mean it’s not like we’re on a plane right now, right?!”

Honoka: “And look! Our feet are even touching the ground!!!”

Honoka: “Mt Fuji is wa---y huge. You’d have to look up to see it, not down! There’s no way that could be Mt Fuji down by our feet!”

Honoka: “Umi-chan, Kotori-chan, you’re both meant to be smarter than me so why are you saying such stupid things!” *pout*

Kotori: “But Honoka-chan, that really is Mt Fuji. Umi-chan is correct.”

Umi: “I win! Love arrow, shoooooo-!!!!!”

Umi: “I think not! Kotori, explain yourself right now!”

Kotori: “Well this little guy here is Mt Fuji, and we’re huge compared to him!”

Honoka: “Really funny Kotori…Ahahahaha…”

Umi: “You’re making no sense at all. Just explain our situation!”

Kotori: “You girls all became giant through the power of my magic~<3”

Umi: “I’m fairly sure Mt Fuji is meant to be 3776 metres high…but it looks to be only slightly higher than our ankles.”

Kotori: “Sure is! Right now, we’ve grown 20,000 times larger than normal!”

Umi: “Prior to this I was 1.59m tall…so 20,000 times that would make 31800m, in other words I’m now 31.8km tall.”

Umi: “H-How shameless! Do you have any idea just how many people are able to look up our skirts right now?!”

Umi: “Please, turn me back to normal right now!”

Kotori: “Umi-chan.”

Umi: “Yes?”

Kotori: “Umi-chan, let’s say some tiny ants were crawling around near your feet and could see under your skirt, would you be embarrassed?”

Umi: “Well, that’s sort of…”

Kotori: “You wouldn’t even think about it, right?”

Kotori: “Even a big ant would only be about 1cm large, right?”

Kotori: “From our point of view, the humans below aren’t even 0.1mm tall”

Kotori: “The idea of some little creatures that I’m not even sure I could see if I wanted to peeking up my skirt doesn’t bother me one bit!”

Umi: “Yes…Right…That makes complete sense!”

Kotori: “And you know what, Umi-chan? Helicopters and planes and stuff can’t even fly high enough to get up to our knees…”

Kotori: “And that means, no itty-bitty person in this entire world can do anything to stop us or has anywhere they can run to ♥”

Umi: “You’re so cruel, Kotori! You always have to say something to make me nervous” *blushing*

Umi: “I managed to figure out how big the mountains and buildings are now compared to us! Mt Fuji is 3776m high, so it’s 18.8cm high after dividing by 20,000. The Tokyo Sky Tree is 634m tall so that makes it 3cm now. Tokyo Tower is 333m so it’s about 1.5cm.”

Umi: “Outside of those, a 200m high building would only be a single centimetre tall compared to use now.”

Honoka: “Wow~, we’re absolutely huge~!”

Umi: (Just before I was stuck in some horrible nightmare where I couldn’t do a single thing to help Honoka, and now we’re completely unstoppable…!!!)

Honoka: “Woah~! There’s so many cities down below~ I’m starting to get all excited!”

Around that same time a disaster hit the neighbourhoods surrounding Mt Fuji. In most areas there were few clouds leaving the sky above clear, until suddenly the sun vanished, darkening the area.

Who knows if anyone was left in that area to even realise the darkness was caused by the shadows of three impossibly gigantic young girls.

Boooooooom! 

A shockwave hit the area following a terrible crashing sound that had accompanied the epicentre of the town vanishing like it never existed in the first place. In nearby Tokyo, the people looking for answers beheld an impossible sight. A group of incomprehensibly huge girls were frolicking around the other side of Mt Fuji. Every movement the girls made caused the entirety of Japan to shake again and again.

Honoka: “Umi-chan, Kotori-chan! How about we head back to Tokyo for now?”

Honoka: “There’s tons of big buildings we can crush back there!”

Kotori: “Sure!”

Umi: “Agreed!”

Honoka: “Oh-hang on a sec!”

Honoka had spotted a small cloud at the base of Mt Fuji.

Umi: “What do you think you’re doing taking off your sock and shoes?”

Honoka: “Relax, just watch!”

Honoka sat down with a large boom.

Honoka: “Ahh~~♥ This feels great~ ♥♥”

As Honoka swirled her bare feet around, the clouds nearby vanished.

Honoka: “Wow, at this size we can even manipulate the weather!”

The areas previously darkened by cloud cover were now brightly lit by the sun, thanks to Honoka. However, the act of swirling her feet around had also caused a massive storm to form near the ground, wiping out all the neighbouring towns. Not a single person was left alive to view the sunshine.

Umi: (Seeing Honoka grow giant and get drunk on her own power is…turning me on.)

Umi: “Come now, Honoka, let’s go! Make sure to put your socks and shoes back on, please.”

Kotori: “I think she’ll be fine going barefoot”

Honoka: “It’s okay, I’ll save going barefoot for later when it’ll be more fun!”

Kotori: “That sounds good too.”

Their footsteps booming, the three goddesses of destruction began their journey towards Tokyo with the violent shaking following each of their footsteps causing many nearby buildings to collapse and fall apart.

 


 

Nico: “HEY!”

Kotori: “Oh, Nico-chan!”

Honoka: “Where did you come from?”

Nico: “I only just saw you and came running over. Forget that though, what’s going on with our bodies!?”

Kotori: “Ehehe,” *blushing* “Do you like it, Nico-chan!?”

Nico: “Uhuhu…I do♥ All of Super Idol Nico-Nii’s fans only have to look up to the sky and they’re able to see my cute form whenever they want. It’s amazing, nico ~♥”

Kotori: “That makes me super happy. I’m so glad you’re enjoying it, Nico♥”

Honka: “Anyways, where’s everyone else?”

Kotori: “Nozomi-chan and Eli-chan are in Russia, and the first years should be over in America.”

Kotori: “When I cast my little spell earlier, I also went ahead and sent everyone off to different locations at the same time~"

Umi: “So that’s why we were so close to Mt Fuji when we woke up!”

Kotori: “Exactly! Things like skyscrapers are so itty-bitty you wouldn’t even be able to tell what they actually are when you first see them. Super high-rise buildings are too small so when first seeing them you wouldn’t realise what they are. But if you were looking down on the largest mountain in Japan, then you’d be able to figure out just how big you’d grown. That was the plan, at least.” *blushing*

Umi: “I see! You’re quite smart, Kotori…”

Umi: “But even if the rest of the group figures all that out, they’ll still be quite confused about their situation, I imagine…”

 

Meanwhile, in Russia.

Eli: “Harasho! I never would’ve guessed crushing buildings with your toes like this would feel so good…”

Nozomi: “I’m gonna washi-washi this entire city with my boobs~”

 

Meanwhile, in America. 

Maki: “Hmph, what a weak skyscraper. All I do is poke it once and the whole thing collapses, jeez.”

Rin: “I found a building that looks like a penci, nya~! Here you go, Kayo-chin♥”

Hanayo: “Thank you, Rin-chan♥”

 

Umi: “But why did you do all of this, Kotori…?”

Kotori: “What if I told you I’m the one who made this universe? So I can basically just do whatever I want, right?♥”

Umi: “Please, spare me the jokes.”

Kotori: “It’s okay, I won’t ask you to try believe in the impossible~”

Kotori: “But basically I decided that the only way for μ’s to stay together forever was for me to do this.”

Kotori: “By using my magic to make us giant we’ll become immortal, time will no longer affect us and we can stay together like this forever.”

Kotori: “But if we did all grow giant, it would mean sacrificing the lives of everyone else in this world. So I was hesitant to actually go ahead and use this magic.”

Kotori: “But Honoka-chan’s words finally made me determined enough to go through with it.”

Kotori: “And thanks to that, we’ll never have to feel the pain of ever been separated from each other.”

Umi: “Amazing as usual, Kotori…but if it means I can stay together with Kotori and Honoka, I’m willing to do anything!”

Kotori: “Ehehe, Umi-chan…you’re going to make me all embarrassed, saying things like that~” *blushing* 

Umi: “Oh, by the way, Kotori, I had the most awful nightmare earlier…”

Honoka: “Oh, me too!”

Nico: “Same here actually…”

Kotori: “S-sorry everyone…That was a side effect of the magic, before growing large you see a nightmare…”

Umi: “No, it’s fine Kotori. Thanks to that nightmare we’re now able to be happy together forever.”

Honoka: “I’m starting to get the urge to hug everyone~! Huuuuuug ♥♥♥C’mon, you too Nico-chan!”

Nico: “Hey-stop it!” *blushing*

Honoka: “Now then, let’s get back to that walk!”

Umi: “Let’s. We’ve almost reached Tokyo.”

*stomp* *stomp* 

Honoka: “We’re here~! Let’s play around~♥”

A loud boom followed Honoka sitting down on the ground. One leg lazily dangled over Shinjuku, the size of its shoes alone over 6km.

Honoka: “Hya!”

With a loud roar, the skyscrapers of Shinjuku, large enough that any normal person would have to look skywards to see them, were crushed under Honoka’s foot with only the slightest resistance.

Honoka: “Ehehe, there were so many of those buildings, and they looked to be about 200m tall, but they’re basically only 1cm tall compared to us, huh…”

Honoka: “They were so small I could crush them under one foot That felt amazing!” *blushing*

Nico: “Ah, I found the Skytree, nico♥ But it’s even smaller than my pinky…”

Nico: “Uwaaaaaagh!!!”

*Boom*

Nico: “Ouch, I fell over, nico…”

Nico: “Sorry, everyone~ Silly old me fell over~!”

Nico: “But I’m sure this little Skytree was happy to be crushed under the super cute butt of the most-adorable-idol-in-the-universe, nico♥”

Umi saw Kotori and Honoka blowing onto the ground.

Umi: “You two, why are you two blowing on the ground like that?”

Kotori: “If you breathe on the city like this, all the little buildings go flying around like bits of dust. It’s so fun!”

Honoka: “Humans sure are fragile! Look! All we have to do is breathe on them and their entire city vanishes.”

Umi: (Honoka and Kotori blowing on the city is…too cute!)

Umi: (I wish I was tiny so I could look up and see Honoka and Kotori’s giant faces…)

Umi: “I’m going to try walking barefoot for a little while.”

Umi: “Mmm…look at you little insects making buildings taller than my thumb is wide. How brazen…”

Umi: “I won’t allow it…”

Umi: “Prepare to be crushed!”

*Smash* 

Following this, within a mere several days, μ’s somehow managed to conquer the entire world. After these events, humanity found itself ruled by the 9 gigantic goddesses for all eternity.

The end

 

 

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