Fiona and Jack

Elsa's apartment: 10:30 in the morning.

"And in another order of things, the Church of the Meteor has celebrated its first mass eucharist in the Madison square garden, with an average attendance of 15,000 parishioners-" Jack threw the can of beer that was drinking comfortably on the table. After a brief but intense moment, the can hit on the button on the off button.

"Take it now! That was... 500 points!" Without bothering to get up, or sit down, Jack celebrated his shot. (Everything that one can celebrate while lying down)

"That puts you with 1500 points, congratulations! You can touch me a tit or take this majestic half-empty bottle of... bourbon... I'm really drinking bourbon? How low I have fallen"

"That's not fair! Your tit burns! And it doesnt even have shape! There is no prize that suits me!" Any worthy person would be taking advantage of the morning, making arrangements for the end of the world and all that.

These two idiots had been drinking and eating chips since 9 o'clock. Or more! If we take into account that they have spliced r03;r03;the night, drinking at the bar.

While chaos and fear spread throughout the world, and there is still nothing true about how exodus will be made to the United States, there are those who have decided to simply enjoy the land that saw them born.

"Nothing of that! You touch boobs and shut up! Come on Jack! How many women have really offered you such a cool deal like mine?" Fiona just drank the bottle of bourbon, and took off her shirt and vest.

"Fi, dont be offended... but it's impossible for someone to get hot watching your body... it's hypnotic and cool, but nothing erotic! You're like seeing a firework that never disappears!" Fiona didnt know whether to feel offended, flattered, or what. The protoslime decided not to pay attention to any of the options, and reached out to take another of the bottles from the table.

"Yep, I guess it's hard to get a guy horny when your body is in constant combustion... to be a protoslime sometimes it's disgusting! You know how long I've been without fucking? All my life! Once I almost manage to take a boy to bed... but he's done in the hospital"

"Third degree burns?"

"No, the guy was scared and jumped out the hotel window!" Fiona let herself sink into the sofa, burning it more than the tapestry was already.

Jack stretched, and with his foot he passed the pot of potatoes to his friend. "You know what George Michael was saying! Faith! And I have no idea about anything else about the song... what does it matter anymore? He's an old-world singer!"

"For the old world!" Fiona raised the beer bottle in an improvised toast, to drink it in one fell swoop and throw it into the trash can.

"Fi, how the hell do you drink? I've known you for years and I still dont understand it!"

"I dont drink, I drop the alcohol inside my body and it evaporates, really what makes me drunk is the vapor that is created! Science!"

"You're fucking incredible, even if you dont fuck! You know? I have not "slept" with Mirabelle yet. Or if I have done it? I have a big memory gap the night of Hannah's kidnapping, so after the declaration of love I dont remember anything else"

"It's something important to remember, dude." Fiona tried to grab another beer from the box, but her hand did not manage to pick any. "No beer! This is a global crisis! Call Mirabelle and tell her to bring us another box!"

"I cant call her! She's in a meeting with Lloyd, Valeria and the mayor. Things to be the GUN security manager and all that..." Jack sighed in annoyance as he went back to check his phone. "How can it be that everyone is super busy and they dont call me? I'm a member of GUN! I shouldnt be standing!"

"Has Valeria forgiven Dylan in the end, or will he go to jail?"

"After the statement where Gilberth took full responsibility, Valeria has decided to hire Dylan again, but this time as" Slave-Secretary-Robot. "I have no idea what it means to be an SSR, but I hope he get it right in the ass! "

"Are you jealous that the robot is the one that has hacked the whole world using YOUR programs?"

"A little... is that now that Dylan is an android everyone asks for help with the computer things! I start to believe that I'm over in GUN ... and I dont know what to do if they fire me"

"I can ask Elsa to hire you! Now that she has been chosen to take Bahia 2.0 as one of the first four cities in the new world, she will need a lot of help!" Fiona got up and staggered to her phone.

"That would be amazing! Tell her I dont need a lot of salary! But I want a life position as a computer consultant, Hacker and everything she needs! I will call Valeria to present my resignation! the resignation"

"Yep, it will be the best ... beep ... beep ... beep ... Elsa, how are you? Hey, you have room to hire Jack? The poor guy has been replaced in GUN by Dylan... yes... If I understand... Do you say it yourself? How busy are you? Understood!!" Fiona threw the phone on the sofa, then immediately launched herself against it. "Good or bad news?"

"Both, Goo-ad"

"You're hired, but Elsa cant put you on payroll until Ritchey authorizes it, so for now, until we're in the new world you will not get your salary...

all that says you'll have to speak directly with Ritchey, what Elsa will tell you the date and time later"

"That's great! Jack will get ahead, in the old world or in the new one! We need a cool team name!" Hannah loves to name the attacks, so she sure likes the idea!"

"Ummm... Hannah is a Dirty Lover, and we will work for her... as her guardians?..."

"Guardians... guardians... we will be guardians in another world... Guardians of the new earth!"

"That's not commercial! We need something better for the shirts! Guardians... guardians... space wardens! Because we'll be at the other end of space!"

"That doesnt hit! And I'm sure Buzz Lightyear was part of a similar group!..."

"...."

"GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY!" Fiona and Jack shouted at the same time, proud of their creation.

"It's a big name!" Jack did not take a second to get up to point it on his phone.

"And so fucking great! I can already see kids wearing our shirts and buying my action figure!" Fiona could already visualize her line of toys, collector's items and others.

"We have to convince Victoria to join the team, Hannah will be the hero, Elsa the smart, Victoria the strong, you the bounty hunter and I am the weapons expert!"

"Now we just need a pet... a commercial hook that will fall in love with the public for being adorable, and powerful..."

"Victoria didnt have a sister Alraune? everyone loves Alraunes! And I think she was little! It will be our commercial hook to connect with children and parents!"

"You are a genius, Jack!"

"Of course! And from now on call me... Rocket Jack! What's cool?!"

"Thats pretty good! I also need a cool name for a hero!... we're going to be stars, you know that, right?"

"Stars... from the galaxy! Fuck Dylan! I'm going to be an internationally known star in the new world!" Jack and Fiona flopped down on the sofa, drinking and laughing as they celebrated their great idea.

(Idea that fell apart just Hannah explain to them that Marvel had been ahead of them)

And while millions of people lived in fear of what would happen on March 31, millions of others decided to spend their time enjoying the Earth. International tourism, and entertainment industries boosted sales all over the globe.

Wait...

Fiona turned around, "smiling" pouting. After the protoslime make a small comparison of sizes with Jack, he got up from the sofa.

"Do you know Jack, since we're partners again..."

"Hey? What's up-" Jack was silenced, by a huge, hot foot on his face.

"Thinking of being famous for non-criminal reasons, that you have refused to touch my tits... and all the confession about my virginity, has made me think something..."Jack swallowed with all his strength, as he began to sweat (nervous and hot). "You're much smaller than me... I'm almost 11 feet on hot days like today, you know?"

"Fi ...?"

"That makes me more than twice as tall as your... little Jack..." The protoslime started unceasingly to create facial features, which started from being a little scribble on her face to being a complete female face.

"Fi! You have a face! Real face!" Fiona raised her foot higher, until covering all of Jack's face with him.

"Shhhh... Jack... I've never considered you... an unattractive guy, you know?" The temperature of Fiona's body began to drop, while her core softened her explosions. "I've always wondered, do you consider me attractive?"

"Fi ..." Jack tried to speak, only to get Fiona to press her foot more against the poor little boy's face. At any other time, Fiona's foot would already have caused minor burns (and not so slight), but for some reason probably related to the heat, the temperature of her body had dropped to be a warm ... pleasant.

"Jack... I want your total .." Jack noticed how Fiona's foot felt more and more soft and "fluffy", until he realized that the crystalline skin of the protoslime was filling with a kind of jelly Brown.

Unfortunately, to test his theory, Jack needed to do something that he would later regret. "What else will... for science... and that?" Jack licked the sole of Fiona's foot, causing the protoslime to moan and fall backward on the table, tearing it apart.

"It tastes like alcohol... Fi! Your body has lowered your temperature and the alcohol vapor has condensed! You have reached a new state of... Fi?"

Fiona is entertained, touching her body and notating it completely differently. "Jack... you dont know how strange this is! I touch my stomach... and I notice it! I notice that there is something there and it is not just plasma! The same with my arms and legs! This is sooooo good!"

"I'm glad! This must be a miracle or something! Now if you'll excuse me! I have to go to my house-" Jack felt Fiona's hand grab him by the ankle and pull him, dragging him across the floor until he was underneath. the protoslime "You didnt believe it, did you?"

"Jack... I can feel my body... now there's something more than plasma inside of me, it's jelly too, but I cant complain! I'm a Slime after all!... and like all the slimes... I want liquids... "Fiona pulled out her new tongue, and ran it through all her new lips, enjoying the sensation.

"Liquids? What kind... of liquids?" Jack could not be more nervous and scared at the same time.

"Liquids that come from... your little, virile little friend..." Fiona ripped off Jack's shirt, and set it on fire in the air, causing an almost spontaneous combustion.

"Fiona, you have some kind of fetish about being bigger and more dominant than your partner? First your foot, now say so many times small in the same sentence.

"Jack, jack jack... relax, and let me do, maybe it's my first time, but I've been planning this for years" Fiona took off her cowgirl outfit again, noticing for the first time in her life her body weighing and hanging. The crystalline skin was filled with gelatin and plasma, which caused it to act as if it were some type of malleable wrist. "Dude, I'm hot as hell! Look at that big tits! And this ass? All the slime has asses like this?"

"Not all slimes... only those that wear rubber outer skin... of course! Your crystalline skin is so hot that it has become malleable like rubber! Now everything has MMMMMPHHHHH"

"Shhh jack, Fiona needs to enjoy, and your little one, now you belong to me, then she'll give you back to Mirabelle... for now you're mine and mine alone" A huge jelly chest filled Jack's face, while Fiona tore off his pants . "This is going to be fun... warn if it burns, okay?"