Chapter 7: The Legend of PA McFalls
Okay so with Lady Liberty back to normal and Team McFalls defeated Amanda is now one step closer to her victory, but now let me tell you the part of my epic adventure to defeat my wicked birth mother.
Sunday, June 14, 2014
“Dylan why didn't you turn back to normal?” Belle asked. “What do you mean?” I asked. “I mean why are you still acting like PA McStupid?” Belle answered. “Andy should I tell her my secret?” I asked Andy quietly. “Go right ahead,” Andy answered me quietly. “I am a little bit stupid,” I answered Belle as she raised her hand closer to her face. “Yeah, but aren't you worried about the fact you might be killed?” Belle asked. “Beep,” I said beeping Belle's nose. “Hey guy what happened this morning anyway?” Andy asked. “Okay first I woke up and saw Dylan making eggs in the microwave with the shell on,” Belle explained. “Then I think Amanda turned the Statue of Liberty into a real giantess woman,” Emma explained. “Next Lady Liberty ate all four of us and thought we were a goner,” Ferrari explained. “I then thought of an idea to grab Belle's shoelace, a piece of a bone, a tooth of a lion, a vine, and a stick. I used the tooth, vine, and stick to make a knife,” I explained. “Wait… wait. What abou the bone and shoelace?” Andy asked. “Yeah what I want to know why you took my shoelace in the first place,” Belle said. “Pe ople let I'll answer yany questions at the end of the story,” I said. “Actually I'm an android,” Andy corrected. “Right android anyway I busted her spinal column and escaped with the others,” I explained. “And finally Lady Liberty fell and died, but luckily that broke the spell causing her to turn back into copper,” Belle explained. “Okay got it,” Andy responded.
8 ½ hours later
“I'm tired and my feet hurt,” Belle said. “Yeah I'm exhausted too,” Ferrari said. “Okay let's rest here for the night,” I said. “Yes I need to take my shoes off,” Belle said in excitement. Belle went to a tree and took off her shoes and socks and sat down and fell asleep. “Aw she's so pretty when she's asleep,” I said in a sad tone. “Oh I think I know what he has the L word,” Emma said. “Oh leprosy,” Andy said. “No four letters starts with L and E,” Emma said. “Ah lice,” Andy said. “No love,” Emma corrected. “Oh that makes sense,” Andy said. “Okay you may be an android, but you're an idiot,” Emma said. “Anyway let's go to sleep,” Andy said. “Hey Dylan why don't you go sleep on Belle's leg,” Emma suggested. “Yes! I mean yes I'll do that,” I said. I climbed up the heel of Belle's foot. Then up the middle part of the sole of her foot. Then I climbed up and went between her big and second toe then I slid down
the top of her foot to her leg and fell asleep.
Monday, September 15, 2014
We woke up and were in Stamford, Connecticut. “Okay if we're going to go anywhere fast we're gonna need some speed,” I said. “Look Belle a bicycle for two,” Ferrari said. The two owners walked out of Wal Mart where the bike was parked in front of and Belle ran over to them. “Hey I'll give you $10 if you give us your bike,” Belle said. They agreed and gave her the bike and she gave them the $10. “Hey what about us?” I asked. “Oh I almost forgot here's your sidecar,” Belle said as she placed it on the ground. We then got on then hit the road. “Okay activating inspiring travel music now,” Andy said turning on his radio.
🎼Rising up, back on the street🎶
🎶Did my time, took my changes🎶
🎶Went the distance, now I'm back on my feet🎶
🎶Just a man and his will to survive🎶
🎶So many times it happens too fast🎶
🎶You trade your passion for glory🎶
🎶Don't lose your grip on the on the dreams of the past🎶
🎶You must fight to keep them alive🎶
🎶It's the eye of the tiger🎶
🎶It's the thrill of the fight🎶
🎶Rising up to the challenge of our rival🎶
🎶And the last known survivor🎶
“Why don't you just retire with an actual tire,” Minion Bob said pushing a tire on the street. “Look out!” Emma yelled. “Dylan it's coming right for you,” Andy said.
🎶He's watching us all with the eyyyyyyyee of the tiger🎶
Andy radio played as I jumped through the center of the tire. “My name is PA McFalls,” I said as I was airborne.
🎶Face to face, out in the heat🎶
🎶Hanging tough, staying hungry🎶
🎶They stack the odds still we take to the street🎶
🎶For the kill with the skill to survive🎶
🎶It's the eye of the tiger🎶
🎶It's the thrill of the fight🎶
🎶Rising up to the challenge of our rival🎶
🎶And the last known survivor🎶
🎶Stalks his pray his night🎶
🎶He's watching us with the eyyyyyyyee of the tiger🎶
🎶Rising up, straight to the top🎶
🎶Had the guts, got the glory🎶
🎶Went the distance, now I'm not going to stop🎶
🎶Just a man and his will to survive🎶
🎶It's the eye of the tiger🎶
🎶It's the thrill of the fight🎶
🎶Rising up to the challenge of our rival🎶
🎶And the last known survivor🎶
🎶Stalks his pray in the night🎶
🎶He's watching us with the eyyyyyyyee of the tiger🎶
🎶The eye of the tiger🎶
🎶The eye of the tiger🎶
🎶The eye of the tiger🎶
🎶The eye of the tiger🎶
“So that's what you need Dyl… I mean PA,” Andy said. “A tiger sweet,” I said. “No the eye of the tiger,” Andy corrected. “Now next stop Hartford!!” Belle said.