Penname: BovrilH [Contact] Real name: Alan Smithee

Member Since: July 15 2019
Membership status: Member
Bio:

If you are not satisfied with the low quality of my stories, you may be entitled to a 0.00000000000005*10^-34 cent refund on your next purchase of diet or regular pepsi. (subject to availibility, weekdays only, major holidays excluded, usual restrictions apply.) Please feel free to refer to the mailing address provided on the back of this pamphlet.