Chapter IV: The Need for Speed

So now you know how we started the dangerous and deadly journey to Wales, Maine, but now let me tell you how we manage to get there faster.

Friday, September 12, 2014

“Uh… girls,” I said. “What is it?” Ferrari asked. “It's getting late maybe we should rest here for the night,” I answered. “Yeah I could use a little… zzzzzzzz,” Belle said as he fell asleep. “Yeah I think we all could us a little… zzzzzzzz,” Emma said as we all fell asleep.

Meanwhile in the volcanic lair of Wales, Maine

“Sleep well Dylan for it will be your last,” Amanda said evilly. She picked up the phone and called Minion Bob. “Minion Bob why are the still alive?” Amanda asked. “Sorry I tried, but that red headed giantess flicked me away before I got the chance,” Minion Bob answered. “Well either kill them or I'll kill you,” Amanda threatened. “Yes my lady,” Minion Bob said.

Saturday, September 13, 2014

“Good morning Belle,” I said. “Good morning Dylan,” Belle said. “Good morning Emma,” I said. “Good morning,” Emma said. “Good morning Ferrari,” I said. “Morning,” Ferraeri said. “Good morning Andy,” I said. “Top of the morning,” Andy said. “Okay you may be green and small, but you're not a leprechaun,” I said. “Sorry. I just thought is sounded good,” Andy said. “Anywho, we must proceed forward,” I said.

We made it to York, Pennsylvania and Emma and I were tired. “I'm tired,” I said. “Me two,” Emma said. “Me three,” Andy said. “Okay if we are going to go anywhere fast we'll need some transportation,” I said. “Okay Dylan and Andy hop on,” Belle said laying her hand on the ground. “Emma get on,” Ferrari said laying her hand on the ground. “Okay now were are we going to find a car?” Belle wondered. “Okay there's a hole leading to a tiny shop,” Ferrari said. “Okay that isn't real it has to be a trap,” I said. “Well free car,” Emma said. Belle and Ferrari put us on the ground. “Okay my readings say that this is for cowboy and cowgirls only,” Andy said. “But only Dylan has a hat,” Emma said. “Then let me give you an outfit,” Andy said. He blasted her with a ray to put a cowgirl outfit on. “Okay just walk in and act like you belong,” Emma said. “Got it. Well howdy I'm a cowboy! Bang, Bang! Bullet, Bullet! Gun, Gun! Pow, Pow!” I said. Emma pulled me out of the room. “Okay just act like a stool,” she said. “Well howdy don't sit on me!” I said. Emma then pulled me out again. “Stools don't talk. Let me show you how it's done,” she said. [Spit] [Ding] Emma spit into a metal jar. “What a lady,” one of the cowboys said. “I still think it's a trap,” I said. “It's not a trap sit down enjoy the drinks,” a boy said. “Okay something wrong here,” I said. “Maybe these are our biological siblings that tried to get the stone,” Emma said. “Quick let's get out of here,” I said. We ran to the back door when Minion Bob came. “Your friends can't help you now,” he said. “I don't have time for this,” I said. Andy blasted him with a laser and we went through the door and got a car that'll get us anywhere fast. “Stop them!” Minion Bob yelled. “Come on let's get out of here!” I said. We got back to Ferrari and Belle. “What kept you guys,” Belle asked. “Long story,” I said. “Well let's go,” Ferrari said.