A spy spoof using characters from the films of Robert Rodriguez.
Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended. Likenesses of the actors listed below are for use in self-gratification only. If Robert Rodriguez were to actually film even a single scene of this story, I would happily pay full freight for the DVD.
Cast:
Carla Gugino as Ingrid Avellan
Antonio Banderas as Gregorio Cortez
George Clooney as Devlin
Salma Hayek as Francesca Giggles
Mike Judge as Donnagon Giggles
Michelle Rodriguez as Venezuelan Immigration Control Officer
Teri Hatcher as Ms. Gradenko
Neil Patrick Harris as Simon van der Plonk
Sofia Vergara as Imelda Versace
Nathan Fillion as Horatio Longhammer
Kat Dennings as Melissa Hormel
Quentin Tarantino as Sid Brown
Felicia Day as Hydrangea Jones
Harvey Keitel as Kaspar Figura
Rosario Dawson as Isabella Mastica
Benicio Del Toro as Ernesto Consolado
Danny Trejo as Isador “Machete” Cortez
Rated: X
Categories: Adventure, Crush, Humiliation, Insertion, Mouth Play, Violent Characters: None
Growth: None
Shrink: Lilliputian (6 in. to 3 in.)
Size Roles: F/m
Warnings: Following story may contain inappropriate material for certain audiences
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Completed: Yes
Word count: 14333 Read: 33737
Published: August 02 2013 Updated: August 02 2013