So an earth lad smuggling racket was in play in giant field,
With dishonest royal palace guards for wealthy wives to wield
As their weapon in their underworld endeavours to be trapping
All the ornamental earth lads who were victims of kidnapping.
Though they hadnt brought the criminals from earths least pleasant grime,
Giant greed and base corruption birthed a ring of well planned crime.
Now the war was on to bring them all to justice and recover
Every boy whod been abducted, sold to someone elses lover.
What had been concealed from Ambloomes side, as well as those gone wrong
Was that earths official governments were worried all along.
They were not sure if would be wise to send their people packing
Even willingly, despite the fact that this had Ambloomes backing.
Sure shed saved the world from Constant-Teen, Cabilo and the like,
Or her people had, in other cases helped the world to strike
At its enemies, who threatened freedom. Still they werent complacent.
When the plans were underway they soon set up a hidden agent.
He was someone who first gained the giants trust, through LATERALDATE,
By pretending he was interested, and then hed emigrate,
And retained an amulet hed used for dating, which enabled
Him to spy on Ambloomes team and learn the truth. Reports were tabled:
He went back to earth, unnoticed by the giants, when he went,
And reported how the palace guard had members who were bent,
And incensed the US President with news of their new racket.
They discussed the giant world, and thought they may need to attack it.
They prepared a squad of air force fighter planes, and used their mole
To transport them to the giant palace, threatening the role
Of the queen, if she would not permit their government to handle
What would otherwise become the worst of both dimensions scandal.
Though theyd landed, so that they could use loud speakers to announce
Their intentions, US Air Force still had missiles, set to pounce,
If they launched them. Ambloome stood her ground, and said, Our invitation
To be colonizing our world never sought consideration
We were generous and gave them much. Yet now you force my hand,
In a place where youre not welcome. I suggest that you disband.
Then the Air Force took to flight and Ambloomes soldiers were deflecting
Lots of missiles, with their giant shields the pilots werent expecting.
Then the soldiers used their giant nets, and other tricks to snare
All the planes. Then Ambloome said, You think that I just didnt care.
Im in charge of doing everything to track down all the idle
Wealthy women who have purchased boys for reasons far from bridal
Now youll give us back that amulet that brought your forces here,
And Ill use my own to take you back. Youll never once appear
In my palace, making threats again. I find your style appalling.
All the amulets we handed out for dates will face recalling
Author's Chapter Notes:
The United States Air Force comes to the giant world to usurp Ambloome's authority.