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Ambloome and Lee-John consult Anna Lyste about not having children.
“If you change your own desires to parent, you won’t have to tamper
With a present history which is not yet written. That won’t hamper
Your decision. If you’re happy,” Anna said, “Perhaps the sick
(In the mind) are those who think that childless marriage isn’t hic.

If you send my way those gossip mongers who’ve been criticizing
You for living with your own life choices, I will be advising
Them to mind their own collective business, not critiquing yours.
It’s mentalities like that which led to Alban’s wretched wars.”

Then with counseling, Alexis did her best at reassuring
Her cute Rover that he needn’t use his mental card for scoring
How he rated, stacked against her child. She loved him quite enough.
How they chose to make the most of that was their own private fluff.

Eustace booked another session, which he mainly used up, telling
Anna Lyste why he found Commencroft the giantess compelling.
She said, “Maybe you should try the Parallel Dimension Cure.
It could take your mind forever off that woman’s grand allure.

It’s my husband’s new discovery. Len Lyste was unrelenting
In attempts (around the Queen’s concerns) to do some reinventing
Of those amulets. Instead of making one which goes to earth
Or the future or the past, he gave new scientific birth:

Quite by accident, some amulets he made began traversing
To a parallel of our world. Then he learned, with some rehearsing
To control the journeys back and forth. He used one to explore.
If my treatment isn’t helping, pay the man. He’ll make one more.”

So then Eustace bought a Type Two amulet and chose to use it
To explore the parallel of Ambloome’s world, where giant shoes fit
On the doppelgangers of the folks he knew of giant size.
If an earth existed also there, it hadn’t caught their eyes.

Ambloome-B the Queen was married to a giant, and their offspring
Was a daughter. So there wasn’t any kind of twisted scoffing
Such as Ambloome-A and Lee-John faced; but Eustace came to meet
Commencroft’s own giant counterpart and found her kind and sweet.

So they dated on her world and then he happily invited
Her for dates upon the world where all the colonies were sighted.
Since no colonies existed on her world, in Ambloome’s field,
Commencroft-of-B enjoyed the tiny towns that were revealed.

Eustace introduced his girlfriend at a LATERALDATE convention.
Commencroft-of-B soon kissed him, free of any apprehension
Which her counterpart (the local Commencroft) had always shown.
Then when Commencroft-of-A turned up, the whole shebang was blown.

She took legal action, suing Eustace for objectifying
Her with someone from another world, as though he’d been defying
Her rejection of advances he had made to her in vain.
Bryce had lawyer status on that world, which Eustace could retain.

Back on earth he needed extra letters after name, to practice;
And he knew that any chance of recognition would be cactus.
So his wife Admyra helped him start a business in her land.
As solicitor for Eustace he was set to make a stand.
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