Youve been reading, since my tiny hidden amulet removed
Me from you; and your straight answer to my final question proved
That your appetite is greater than your love, which has no passion.
You have teased me, when you did it, wearing such a lovely fashion.
Tennyce! You and Mom have really played a very clever trick.
This is great. Now you can use that, if you teleport out quick.
I can eat you many times, and we can still enjoy the romance.
Let me put you on my shoulder, and well have a little slow dance.
No. Its over Kayte, said Tennyce, This has been a proper test.
Though Ill always be in love with you, Ive seen how you can jest
In the cruelest way, with no regard for things that youve been doing.
While I would have gladly stayed with you, its hardly worth pursuing.
Go ahead and leave! said Kayte, Some other boys (as big as me)
Have been asking me for dates; and even though you just got free;
Ive still had the fun of eating you, which you have not prevented,
Even though the meal I thought Id bought ends up just briefly rented.
When Kaytes Mom returned, she asked if Stawmi could apply his size
And his amulet, to go to earth and properly advertise
Her next function that shed host at home for LATERALDATE, expected
To attract a lot of giant girls, since she was well connected.
The publicity from Alicindras trial had well increased
Giant membership attendance expectations for the feast.
Stawmis amulet brought several earthling men in quick succession,
With a score of teleporting trips, where interest found expression.
In the course of evening interaction, one young man called Britt,
Who was 31 and never married, saw a woman sit
Right beside him. She was 46 and elegant and dainty.
She was Ells-Bethe, and she found that Britt was positively saintly.
Soon she asked him if hed like to go and be alone somewhere,
And then kiss her. He accepted, and the tranquil evening air
Kept them comfortable, while she was walking with him to her workplace:
One small shop, not open after hours, with no-one there to purchase.
Cant we go to your place? Britt asked, It would have more atmosphere.
But my husbands not aware I joined that group. Its better here.
Im a married woman, but Ive never kissed a man so compact.
So I infiltrated LATERALDATE and tried the food Kaytes Mom stacked.
This is really tempting, Britt said, Since I think that youre the most
Lovely giantess I met tonight, including quite a host.
Im so flattered that at last a gorgeous woman would consult me.
But I cant do what we both want. It would constitute adultery
.
Im quite sure that Omni-Child you mentioned wants you to be true
To your husband, and as much as Id give anything to woo
Your affections, I think marriage is a lifetime of commitment.
When he finished, he walked off, but giant fingers went where Britt went.
Author's Chapter Notes:
At a L.A.T.E.R.A.L.D.A.T.E. function, a bachelor named Britt is approached by a beautiful giant woman and invited to go off and kiss her in privacy.