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Author's Chapter Notes:
A disgruntled trouble making Viking tries to put an end to LATERALDATE and the use of amulets.
Back in Norway, Friemann Fltye (Professor, Viking) was the link,
Making amulets for men and giantesses, who would think
That a cross-dimension love affair was good for giant lasses
And small men; and yet those amulets were not known to the masses.

Then a Viking man called Alban, to whom amulets were known,
Proved he was the type who just could not leave well enough alone.
So he came to Flyte’s headquarters, underhandedly inspected
What was going on; and then the man obnoxiously objected.

Pointing out that Flyte himself and three more Viking lads had gone
Off on dating trips in Ambloome’s world – that’s Tennyce and Lee-John,
Also Braisyde – Alban said that this was weakening the village.
With its fighting men away, the neighbours might well come to pillage.

“What if every Viking chose to go and date a giantess?”
Alban said, “The town’s defenses would reduce to less and less.
You should pick up your responsibilities, not manufacture
All these amulets, which only cause our fighting force to fracture.”

Flyte responded, “You’re forgetting that we didn’t lose Braisyde.
We gained Jenyfer, who saved our village, when the raging tide
Brought a wave of devastation, which would otherwise have flooded.”
Alban, quite the born control freak, felt his belt could be more studded.

He was keen to quickly nip this inter-dating in the bud,
So his belt of token victories might acquire another stud.
He approached the village leader, hiding all his lost composure,
In the hope that he could bring about dimension travel closure.

But the leader had compassion for the feelings of the ones,r32;Who had partnered up with giant girls, acquiring bigger guns
To defend the village. Alban couldn’t see himself enlisting
Such a leader for his purpose: narcissistically resisting.

When he couldn’t force his hand by redefining what was right,
He went back to Friemann’s workshop, telling lies to trouble Flyte,
Who consulted with the village leader, happily confirming
He could go on. Flyte was not the kind reduced to helpless squirming.

He had never suffered bullies, and he got the chance to tell
What was going on, when Ambloome came, with Jenyfer, as well
As their Viking boys (Lee-John and Braisyde) who were soon reporting:
Other giant girls had passed up Alban, when they’d come there, courting.

What they didn’t know, while they were in the place where Friemann worked
On his amulets (for giant golden payments), Alban lurked,
Listening in to what they said. He then lost every single chapter,
Of the plot, and thought a giantess was someone he should capture.

r32;So he waited, ‘til the group thinned out, then took his Viking blade,
Put the Princess Ambloome in a headlock, forced the lovely maid
To be teleporting both of them to her world, and advised her
Not to grow, or he would use his blade, and she’d be none the wiser.

He was jealous, that he couldn’t get a giant girl to fall
For his rugged style of courtship. So he threatened one and all,
Telling Nonvor she could call off any more dimension travel.
Then Lee-John jumped him and set her free; and Nonvor swung her gavel.
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