“You are not going to believe what I got the other day!” Kelly bragged to her friend Amanda at lunch.

“It’s a saddle that you sit in that lets you ride a little man like a penis!”

Amanda had a mental image of tiny Josh, who was living with Kelly , strapped into her saddle and felt her cheeks flush. “Like you strap their feet into it and then sit on them?” 

“Yes, except it’s way better than that!” replied Kelly. “First off, when you strap them in it’s got a built in air supply and sound system, and a support rod. The air, is so you don’t have to climb off every few seconds so the tiny can breath. The support rod is so they don’t get bent up and stay nice and hard and the sound system lets me talk to Josh while we are using it!”

“You strapped Josh into that thing?!” Amanda asked, slightly incredulous. 

“Oh yea, and it was amazing!  Josh is like 8 inches tall, it was like fucking a huge living cock!  I’ve never cum so hard in my life.”

Kelly noticed Amanda frowning, “I’m sorry if that was insensitive. I know you guys used to date.”

Amanda sighed, “it’s not that. I’m glad you two are happy. It’s just that I’m pregnant and horny and my boyfriend left because he didn’t want to be a dad and I feel ugly and fat.”

”you look beautiful, Robert was an idiot to leave you.”

”thank you. It’s just hard.” Amanda sighed again, “my life is not going how I imagined it would. I’m 6 months pregnant with no baby daddy. I feel like a whale and it’s hard not to feel jealous of you and Josh. I’m sorry”

Kelly felt bad for her friend, “do you regret leaving Josh?”

Amanda looked away and thought for a minute before answering.  “Yes, I do. I left because I wanted a baby and a family but now I’m going to have to raise this baby alone. I’m scared and I miss Josh.”

“You are not alone you silly head” Kelly smiled, “first off, you’ve got me.  I’m still your best friend. Second, you can probably get Josh back”

“I left Josh a year ago! There is no way he wants anything to do with me. He probably hates me.”

“that man never stops talking about you.” Amanda laughed, “it’s honestly annoying.  I really thought I would be able to cheer him up better. He won’t admit he misses you but somehow you always get brought up and I can tell he’s thinking about you all the time.”

“He misses me still?”  The thought of Josh missing her after all this time made Amanda feel like crying. She hadn’t realized how much she still cared about Josh. 

“I swear you two are like little lovesick puppies. You’re lucky I’m such an amazing  best friend, because I’m going to help reunite you two.” Amanda declared. 

“Well I wasn’t expecting to cry at lunch” Amanda wiped her nose, “but I have to ask, how exactly do you plan to get me and Josh back together?”

”believe it or not I have a plan.” Said Kelly, smugly “and you are going to love it.”