Laura's
eyes widened with alarm as she stared at the tiny man lying prostrate on the
tip of her sandal. His body was barely the size of a large ant, his limbs
twitching slightly unconsciously.
"Oh my God Audrey! Did I hurt him? What's wrong with him?" she
exclaimed; her voice laced with worry.
"Why didn't you tell me your feet were ticklish?!" Audrey scolded.
"I...I forgot," Laura stammered. "It's been ages since any man
has touched them."
Audrey let out a sigh, "Next time, just give us a warning before he climbs
onto a part of you that's ticklish."
"Sorry, sorry...I will," Laura promised, her gaze still fixed on the
tiny man on her foot.
"Umm...is he okay though? Did I hurt him?"
“Wow! you really don’t know anything about Baumann’s Syndrome, do you?” Audrey
replied, amazed at her friend’s ignorance.
“I haven’t kept up with the news. I confess, other than the basics I don’t know
much. I don’t even want to think about it, so I try to ignore things. A future
without men is so terrifying. I know it causes men to shrink and die. Isn’t
that enough?”
Audrey rolled her eyes, “Obviously not.”
“Well, what’s wrong with him?”
“Tim’s fine Laura, he just had an orgasm.”, Audrey replied calmly as she sat
down on her knees next to Laura’s feet. “Men with the disease undergo extreme
hormonal changes. As they shrink their sex drive increases with exaggerated
physiological responses…” Audrey paused as she closely examined her tiny
husband. Placing her hand next to her friend’s foot she asked, “Could you lift
your foot and gently tilt it toward my hand?” Laura watched as Tim’s body
slowly slid off her sandal onto Audrey’s cupped palm. “Anyway, as I was saying,
their bodies go into overdrive, and they get overstimulated. They experience
heart palpitations, low blood pressure to the brain and extremities, and muscle
spasms.
"So, when he...you know..." Laura’s voice trailed off, unable to
finish her sentence.
"When he climaxes?" Audrey finished for her with a small smile.
"Yes, he faints. But don't worry, it's completely normal for men with
Baumann's Syndrome. He’ll be fine. Would you like a closer look?”
Audrey got up and reached for the magnifier on the nightstand. She handed it to
Laura and brought her hand close to Laura's face.
“Oh, he’s so ADORABLE!”, exclaimed Laura, “Look at his wittle hot body! “
Audrey rolled her eyes in amusement. "Laura, Tim is a man, not a
hamster."
"Ehh…He's more like a bug," Laura countered with a grin. "But an
incredibly cute one."
Audrey looked at her husband with pity, "Poor guy is always so thirsty. I
can't even walk past him without giving him an erection."
"So, he's always aroused?" Laura asked incredulously.
"Yes,” Audrey replied sadly. “Just like every other man in his condition.
It's a nightmare taking him to the doctor's office. The other patients there
are simply unbearable."
Laura’s eyes narrowed with anger recounting the few times she encountered
infected men. She was confounded by the unabashed ogling, the tiny high-pitched
catcalls; behavior far worse than normal-sized men. Laura was baffled by their
behavior. She would have responded with awe and fear if she were in the
presence of a giant.
So, this was the reason why, she thought, an overactive libido. Laura felt
sorry for them, yet also disgusted as she imagined a swarm of tiny naked men at
her feet clamoring to fuck her.
Audrey noticed Laura’s expression, “What? He’s super easy to manage. I can make
him cum by just blowing on him.”
"Oh God," Laura exclaimed, "that would drive me insane! I'd
squash any tiny man who dared to pester me for sex!" Audrey gave her
friend a withering look. Laura looked down sheepishly, avoiding Audrey’s gaze,
“er…well, not Tim, but…you know, like some rando guy at a bar.”
“He’s my husband, not some guy at a bar!”, Audrey snapped. She glared at Laura
for a moment and sighed. “Laura, I’m sorry I’m so peevish…it’s just…” Unable to
finish her thought she looked down sadly at the tiny man in the palm of her
hand.
Laura replied quietly, "I know. I'm sorry Audrey." She continued,
"I just can't wrap my head around this. He's lying there in your hand, no
bigger than my thumbnail. But he looks so healthy, even more fit in some ways.
It's hard to believe this is real."
Audrey nodded sympathetically, "It's strange to see a man like this. “I
hate being a giant to Tim, I can barely relate to him. But he’s the love of my
life. How can I walk away from that?”
“He’s lucky to have you Audrey, I’ve heard so many stories of women literally
dropping their husbands off at hospitals.”
“Those women…”, Audrey replied with anger, “I mean, I guess I understand if a
husband’s an abusive asshole or maybe if they’re in the process of a messy
divorce. But seriously, what the actual fuck!? I married Tim, I made vows, not
to mention I love him!”
Laura looked at her friend with admiration. "You're an incredible wife and
friend," she said with a mischievous grin. "If I were shrinking,
you'd be the one I came running to on my tiny legs." Audrey laughed at the
joke and responded with a giggle, "Just call me the friendly Lilliputian
whisperer. And let's be real, if a tiny man was begging me for sex at a bar,
I'd probably step on him too." Laura snorted at Audrey's witty comeback.
Laura leaned down and studied Tim's face, which was now flushed and slack with
exhaustion. She couldn't help but feel a sense of satisfaction at the sight of
him completely spent. "So, are we done?" she asked, quirking an
eyebrow in amusement.
Audrey let out a mischievous giggle. "Not by a long shot. This little guy
can go all night long. Give him ten, fifteen minutes and he'll be ready for
more."
"Impressive," Laura replied, her smirk widening. "I don't
remember him being that big. He's got a porn star-sized dick."
Audrey grinned mischievously. "Oh, you noticed? It’s another Bauman’s
symptom. His dick is huge…well relatively. If he was his usual size, there
would be no way I could handle him."
"Well, luckily for us, he's not his usual size," Laura quipped
playfully. "I think we can easily accommodate him now."
Laura returned to examining the tiny man in Audrey’s hand. After a few moments
of silence, Audrey cleared her throat and changed the subject. "Hey Laura,
I just wanted to make sure you were okay after what we did earlier. “I imagine
what we just did was a bit intense for you. Are you OK? Would you like me to
tone it down?”
Laura's cheeks flushed as she responded, "Thanks for asking. To be
honest…I mean, wow, you’re really good at this. It was a ummm… a lot, but
surprisingly enjoyable. I was kind of frustrated when you stopped and Tim
squirming around on my big toe didn’t exactly help. Anyway, I closed my eyes
and imagined you were a guy. I’m fine Audrey, and it looked like Tim really
enjoyed the show.” Laura replied.
Audrey chuckled, "Sorry about that. I had to turn up the heat to keep you
from squashing him."
"So…um." Laura hesitated nervously. "You seem...you know...quite
experienced with women. Like, really experienced. Not to pry or anything, but
is there something you want to tell me?"
Audrey's cheeks flushed red with embarrassment. "I...uh...experimented a
little during high school and college." She finally confessed, looking
down at her hands. "But eventually I realized I preferred men."
"Audrey, you're my best friend! Why didn't you ever tell me?" Laura
exclaimed, feeling both shocked and hurt.
"I was afraid of making things awkward between us," Audrey explained
quietly. "You were always so boy crazy, I didn't think you'd want me
coming onto you."
"I'm not boy crazy!" She protested playfully before giving into a fit
of giggles. The laughter was infectious, and Audrey laughed along with her
friend.
“So, it appears this is a fantasy for you too.” Laura said slyly, her eyes
sparkling mischievously. "I'm happy to indulge yours."
“Really?” Audrey asked, her voice filled with surprise.
“Yes, really. I'm glad you felt comfortable telling me, and please know that I
love you no matter what. This is just another part of your life.” Laura
responded with genuine affection.
Tears welled up in Audrey's eyes as she hugged her friend tightly. "Thank
you," she said gratefully.
“Come on, enough with the waterworks!” Laura teased. “There’s no need to thank
me.”
Audrey laughed through her tears. "I can't help it. And can we make one
more agreement? Let's not tell Tim about this. I don't want him to feel
threatened or have doubts about our marriage."
"Of course, your secret is safe with me,"
“Great! Well, since our tiny lover is napping, I’m going to grab my bag and
freshen my makeup for round two.” Replied Audrey.
Author's Chapter Notes:
Audrey and Laura compare notes