Chlem Ford had a friend who lived around
the block named Lizzy. They met when they were 12 years old. When they were 16,
Lizzy moved out of her parents’ house, and into a new house 7 suburbs up the
train line, but was still relatively easy enough to hang out with. One day in
the school holidays, Chlem went up to visit Lizzy for a day. Around mid-morning,
they were talking while she watered her garden, when they saw a toy spaceship
lying in the flowerbed.

“It must belong to the
kids next door,” said Lizzy, picking it up, “I didn’t know they were playing in
my garden. I wonder how they got over the high fence.”

“Maybe they were trying
to fly the ship in their own garden and accidentally threw it over the fence,”
said Chlem.

“That’s it most likely,”
said Lizzy, “Oh look, it’s even got a little figurine inside.”

She peeked into the cockpit,
and then gaped in surprise as a little blue alien boy stepped back away towards
the door.

“He’s alive! This isn’t
a toy spaceship. It’s a real one!” said Lizzy.

She located the door
and forced it open with her full sized hand, and then reached in until she
could grab the blue alien and bring him out of the ship.

“Would you like the little
spaceship?” asked Lizzy, handing it to Chlem, “I only want the little blue boy,
and he won’t need it anymore.”

“But how would he get
home without it?” asked Chlem.

“I’m not going to let him
leave,” said Lizzy, “I’m going to swallow him for lunch. Say, it’s almost time.”

Chlem followed her into
the house, as she walked towards the kitchen and put him on the bench. She took
out some whipped cream and sprayed it over most of the blue boy, leaving his
face clean, and then gently sprayed some tiny dollops onto his cheeks. Then she
picked him up, placed him into a bowl and licked her fingers clean in turn.

“I’m sorry we don’t
have another one for you. Can I fix you something?” asked Lizzy.

“Could I watch you eat
the little boy first?” asked Chlem, “It would turn me on more than anything I’ve
ever seen before.”

“I’m flattered, and of
course you can,” she said.

Lizzy took the bowl to
the table and sat down.

Suddenly the alien made
a hand gesture at the salt pot on the table, and it shrank to the size of a
grain of rice. Then the alien gestured towards Lizzy.

“Are you going to
shrink her?” asked Chlem.

“I didn’t want to, but
it’s the only defence that nature has given us against people so much bigger
than us,” said the blue boy, “I’m sorry I didn’t speak until now, but it took
me a few minutes to learn your earth language.”

“Please don’t shrink
her. I’ll give you back your ship and carry you safely out to the garden to
take off for your home world, if you’ll do one thing for me.”

“I would have said that
you can’t take away something I found in my garden, but I appreciate the rescue
from being shrunken forever,” said Lizzy, “What do you want the blue boy to do
for you in return?”

“And how do I know that
I can do it? It depends what it is,” said the blue boy.

“I’d like you to shrink
me instead of Lizzy,” said Chlem, “That’s if she’ll have me for lunch instead
of you.”

“Chlem, I don’t know
what to say! You’re saving me and giving me the treat of a lifetime, just to
save the alien.”

“I’m really doing it
for myself as much as anyone,” said Chlem, “I told you it would turn me on to
watch you eating the blue boy. But only because I would have been vicariously
enjoying what I really wanted, which was to be turned on much more by watching
you eating me.”

“I’d love to!” said
Lizzy, “You’d be even cuter at that size.”

“So is it a deal?”
Chlem asked the blue boy.

“If it’s what you both
want, but you’d better be sure. I can’t reverse the effect, and I’d be long
gone if you changed your mind and she still wanted to eat you.”

“I don’t think I could
refrain from it either, to be honest,” said Lizzy.

“I’m sure I won’t want
to back out of the deal,” said Chlem.

“Well get me set up in
the garden for take-off, and then I’ll reduce you,” said the blue boy, “But if
Lizzy tries grabbing both of us afterwards, I’ll have to shrink her too, and
that would ruin your plans for both of you.”

“I’ll let you go,” said
Lizzy.

Lizzy washed the alien
clean in the kitchen sink, using the tap turned on gently like a shower fawcet,
and then took him out to the lawn. Chlem set the spaceship down on the grass.
The alien stood in the doorway and gestured at Chlem, until he was three inches
tall.

“Is that small enough
for you?” he asked.

“I don’t think I can
fit him in my mouth yet,” said Lizzy, “Could you get him down to just under two
inches?”

The alien did so.

“We’d better just check
that you can fit me into your mouth now,” said Chlem, “Pick me up and try,
Lizzy.”

Beaming amorously, Lizzy
picked him up and opened her mouth wide and slid him in. He looked off the back
of her tongue, down into her sunlit throat in fascination and excitement, and
then felt to see that his feet were not even touching her front teeth.

“There’s room to spare!”
he called out.

Lizzy put out her
tongue and let him slide off into her hand.

“He’ll go down whole
easily now. Thank you, little blue boy, both for sparing me and for the way
both of you have arranged this alternative.”

“You’re very welcome,”
said the blue boy, “Farewell, earthlings.”

He went into the ship,
closed the door and took off.

Lizzy took Chlem inside
and prepared him in the same way that she had decorated the blue boy in whipped
cream. This time, seeing it from down on the kitchen bench, looking up at her,
and knowing that the whole procedure applied to himself instead of a third
party alien, Chlem was thrilled beyond all measure. He watched Lizzy licking
her fingers again, with a tongue that was now relatively larger than his entire
body, and then saw her take his bowl to the dining table.

She picked him up in
one hand, licked him clean for several minutes, swishing her tongue against his
cream soaked cheeks which felt lovely and drove him wild with excitement. Then
she let him slip into her clean hand, where he had a point blank view of her
licking her creamy hand clean again.

Once clean, her other
hand picked up a glass of water and gulped it down eagerly. He looked at the
tilt of her neck as she swallowed the water, and gaped in admiration at the way
it would soon be gulping him down too.

“Now my tongue’s clean
enough to start afresh on you,” she said, “Thank you so much, Chlem!”

“In a way, I strongly
feel like I should be thanking you too,” he said.

He watched her tongue
come out and slide generously over his arms, and his neck, and his entire face.
Then she opened her mouth wide, put out her tongue and slid him onto it, and drew
him into her mouth. He savoured every second of the feeling of sliding around
on her tongue, rolling over onto his back, and then back onto his chest, until
he felt her drawing him into her throat. He slid in happily, and felt her
throat all around him, gulping him lower and lower and lower, until he slid
down into her stomach.