Rise of James
James turns around and looks behind him, laughing as he sees the ground lightly fracturing under his ass. If the laws of physics were still working properly, the earth would have instantly cracked and collapsed in on him… but it doesn’t! Things instead behaving the way James wants them to: the ground feeling soft like a cushion as the earth compresses under the weight of his soft skin with the surrounding areas being mostly undamaged
All around, the world is in pandemonium. From the impact of boy-butt, a shock wave of wind quickly rushes over the planet, bringing with it the scent of James. In the span of just minutes, instead of the clean atmosphere that humanity had carefully cultivated for themselves, it smelled more like James’ bedroom after not being aired out for a few days
“Haaah~ I hope it was worth it Ash! xD” He playfully says, looking behind him where their continent used to be. And then he starts to lean backwards. The land starts to crack and quakes wrack the globe, as it seems like the sky is starting to fall. All across that upper hemisphere of the globe, people quickly take to the skies on their hoverbikes and cars, looking like a cloud of tiny glowing gnats if James were to look at them, but instead they were promptly crushed into oblivion under the lower hem of his soccer jersey. And the rest of the hemisphere meets the same fate shortly after, the last thing they all see before their (temporary) demise being “47 JAMES”: the back of his grass-stained shirt
“Woa! So cooooool! You can see so many stars when you’re up here :D” He muses to himself. And as he lies there on the earth as if it were a large yoga ball, stargazing at the universe in the peaceful silence of space, he then idly starts to kick his feet back and forth. Not even really paying attention, the world starts to fall apart under the quakes caused by him. The back of his soles form massive craters as they impact the ground, and the powerful force of his toned legs cause quakes so large, that each kick sends people, buildings, and skyscrapers hundreds of feet in the air for miles and miles around the point of impact. Reducing the lower half of the earth to mostly rubble
The safest place as far as destruction goes was between his legs, in the dozen cities overshadowed by his dick. Pants still around his ankles, the millions of people living in that area couldn’t help but be overcome with a horny frenzy at the power of just his hormones alone. Some people are able to resist the urge and settle for just furiously masturbating in their slightly damaged homes, but others head outside and have orgies in the streets
James just lies there for a moment, enjoying the peacefulness of it all. Now no longer having to worry about grades, or college, or keeping his secret girlfriend a secret anymore, he sighs peacefully and rests for a while. Materializing a continent sized pillow out of nowhere, rolling onto his side (crushing another billion people), and drifting off into a peaceful slumber. His snoring rattles the world, and drool from his mouth forms new great lakes…
3 hours later
James stirs in his sleep, and drowsily opens his eyes. In just those few hours, the atmosphere had really been smothered in James. The planet now blanketed in nothing but puffy white clouds, raining down a constant drizzle of sweaty boy-scented rain in every corner of the world. It had started with just the coastal cities, but now inland people were quickly building makeshift rafts due to intense flooding; shortly after realizing that their high-tech flying vehicles didn’t have the charge nor durability to keep dealing with the erratic conditions.
James, instead of putting in the effort to sit up, simply appears once more floating above the world. Gym shorts once more pulled up and around his waist, and rubbing the sleep out of his eyes, he looks upon the now white planet. The imprints caused by his body not even visible (but rapidly filling with sweat-water) underneath the clouds. But then, something peeks around the side of the planet. A metallic looking orb as big as the moon….
“OH I almost forgot! I’ve always kinda wanted to visit this place~” He smiles, reaching out and grabbing it between his fingers! Built to withstand apocalyptic impacts, the artificial moon meant to mine asteroids and launch ships into space was just barely holding up against his gentle squeeze. The hundreds of thousands of people inside get rattled around as he moves it and spins it about, admiring it in the sun’s light. “So coooool! This’ll make for like, an awesome decoration~” Then he takes it, humanity’s biggest engineering marvel, and puts it in his gym shorts’ pocket. The metal space station now buried in sweaty fabric, and pressed against a gum wrappwer that matched it in size. As James’ leg shifts, so does the space station; causing a third of its surface to get squished against the chewed up and sticky piece of gum poking through the wrapper containing it
“Aaanyways…. Fuck~ I’m horny…. One last thing before I fix everything~” James smirks, as suddenly he was even bigger… and the earth had an opening in the side of it, with everything other than the planet’s crust suddenly being made of silicone. Once more he drops his shorts, grabs it, and uses the earth itself as a sex toy. Anyone who had miraculously still survived, getting surely killed by his fap session as he warps and grips the earth and reduces humanity to nothing but dust in space for his pleasure
Seconds after he fucks the earth
“Hey ash! Hiiii!~ Did you enjoy the show?~” he smiles at her, suddenly being in her presidential office. The entire world was restored as if nothing happened (except for the space station in his front pocket). However, everyone still remembers what just happened, unsure about what to do or think...
“Mmph… wha… james?! James...~” she rushes over to him, and draws him into a warm hug. “That was wonderful! And… and you even fixed everything~” she pokes him on the nose. “You’re such a good boy~ I’m glad I chose you!~”
“Eheh~ well I am kinda the best! Uhm… oh I wanna do something!~” a blink later, James was in the announcement room with Ashley. Except this time instead of in a presidential outfit… she was in a cute bikini! Standing in front of the camera next to James, who was now perfectly clean and in just some boxers from his home that he thinks is comfy. The broadcast started right away, much to Ashley’s embarrassment
“Uhm, hi everyone! I’m James! And like, sorry for like, breaking you guys earlier… but I fixed it so it’s okay! And it was like, super cool and fun! :D” Ashley is a flustered mess as he speaks to the world, held next to him with his hand on her waist; covering her face with her hands out of embarassment and humiliation. James being here, in this part of her life, doing what she usually does in a very James way.
“Anyways! Ash is my girlfriend! She’s the best~” he cuddles her for the camera, gently easing her hands down, and kissing her on the forehead. “We’re gonna go fuck now so… don’t bother us okay! Oh oh! Everyone’s naked xD” he playfully decrees to finish the broadcast. Suddenly him, and ashley, and everyone on the planet finding themselves without a stitch of clothing on them as a boyish prank from James. It was chaos as everyone in public places quickly sought cover behind shrubs and such; seeking any kind of garment they could get their hands on
“J-james you can’t just…. Just…. Uwah..~” she fwumps onto a couch. Unwinding a little
“Ah…. I’m sorry ash, did I do to much? I can slow down if you—-”
“No no I didn’t say that!
I… don’t want you to slow down, you’re the best, and I want you
to do whatever you want. It’s just….. tiring!~” she smiles
wearily at him, holding his hand
“Awwwh~ you really trust me that much?”
She nods… suddenly seeming more alert and awake as if she had instantly had a full night’s rest and coffee
“Yes james I do! I trusted you with everything silly~ Mmmph! Thanks for that~” she giggles, lying down with her head in his lap. “So! What do you wanna do next?~”
“Wellll~”
5 minutes later
The universe dramatically changed for planet earth. Alongside the other stuff on James’ dresser (a discarded pair of boxers, several used tissues, deodorant, and a few soccer trophies) was planet earth! Resting atop a clean one of his socks at Ashley’s request. His and ashley’s moans fill the air, and Ash’s horny face fills their sky. She could see a soccer trophy she had seen James on video earning weeks ago, a sheet of James’ algebra homework that one of his friends had drawn a penis on in ink as a joke, and then the earth sitting next to those things, so inconsequential looking on his sock. Those thoughts going through her mind so suddenly drowned out as james thrusts particularly forcefully, and makes her moan in pleasure~
She looks down on the world that she was only hours ago responsible for with sympathy, and a bit of guilt “S-Sorry everyone I… I….. I’m an idiot stupid face and love dick!….. JAMES! You can’t just make me…. Mmmph~ waaaah~” She complains about him so rudely interrupting and controlling her for all but a second, mind too cloudy to focus as he continues to fuck her
“Yea I can!~ And I know you love it stupid… and now everyone knows you love it! Look, she’s my big stupid~” He boyishly says, making her incredibly flustered. Blushing, speechless, and even more horny at the thought of everyone knowing
And for the next several hours, all of humanity has to witness their sex at a size so small that they could never hope to interrupt them~