“You are not going to believe what I got the other day!” Kelly bragged to her friend Amanda at lunch.

“It’s a saddle that you sit in that lets you ride a little man like a penis!”

Amanda had a mental image of tiny Josh, who was living with Kelly , strapped into her saddle and felt her cheeks flush. “Like you strap their feet into it and then sit on them?” 

“Yes, except it’s way better than that!” replied Kelly. “First off, when you strap them in it’s got a built in air supply and sound system, and a support rod. The air, is so you don’t have to climb off every few seconds so the tiny can breath. The support rod is so they don’t get bent up and stay nice and hard and the sound system lets me talk to Josh while we are using it!”

“You strapped Josh into that thing?!” Amanda asked, slightly incredulous. 

“Oh yea, and it was amazing!  Josh is like 8 inches tall, it was like fucking a huge living cock!  I’ve never cum so hard in my life.”

Kelly noticed Amanda frowning, “I’m sorry if that was insensitive. I know you guys used to date.”

Amanda sighed, “it’s not that. I’m glad you two are happy. It’s just that I’m pregnant and horny and my boyfriend left because he didn’t want to be a dad and I feel ugly and fat.”

”you look beautiful, Robert was an idiot to leave you.”

”thank you. It’s just hard.” Amanda sighed again, “my life is not going how I imagined it would. I’m 6 months pregnant with no baby daddy. I feel like a whale and it’s hard not to feel jealous of you and Josh. I’m sorry”

Kelly felt bad for her friend, “do you regret leaving Josh?”

Amanda looked away and thought for a minute before answering.  “Yes, I do. I left because I wanted a baby and a family but now I’m going to have to raise this baby alone. I’m scared and I miss Josh.”

“You are not alone you silly head” Kelly smiled, “first off, you’ve got me.  I’m still your best friend. Second, you can probably get Josh back”

“I left Josh a year ago! There is no way he wants anything to do with me. He probably hates me.”

“that man never stops talking about you.” Amanda laughed, “it’s honestly annoying.  I really thought I would be able to cheer him up better. He won’t admit he misses you but somehow you always get brought up and I can tell he’s thinking about you all the time.”

“He misses me still?”  The thought of Josh missing her after all this time made Amanda feel like crying. She hadn’t realized how much she still cared about Josh. 

“I swear you two are like little lovesick puppies. You’re lucky I’m such an amazing  best friend, because I’m going to help reunite you two.” Amanda declared. 

“Well I wasn’t expecting to cry at lunch” Amanda wiped her nose, “but I have to ask, how exactly do you plan to get me and Josh back together?”

”believe it or not I have a plan.” Said Kelly, smugly “and you are going to love it.”

“I’m home!” Kelly called out as she entered the apartment where she and Josh lived. 

Josh looked up from the Xbox game he was playing. He had a customized controller that allowed tinies to play. Their apartment was filled with accessories that made day to day life as a tiny easier and better. Everything from ladders and walkways, to tiny phones and dishware.  

While not small compared to most tinies, at 8 inches Josh was very grateful Amanda had invested her money to make his life easier.

“She sounds like she’s in a good mood he thought” putting down his game and turning to face Kelly as she came in from his position on the coffee table. 

“You’ll never guess who I talked to at lunch today?” 

“Who?” Asked Josh. 

“I had lunch with your old girlfriend Amanda!  We talked for a while and I invited her over for dinner.” Kelly said, setting her purse next to him on the coffee table. 

Josh felt his body tense at the mention of his old girlfriend. “Why would you do that?” He managed to get out. 

“Kelly looked at him questioning, “I thought you would be happy to see her. I forgot how good of friends we were. I really enjoyed seeing her at lunch…I can call it off if it will be too awkward or you don’t want to see her.”

Josh felt butterflies in his stomach at the thought of seeing Amanda again. It had been over a year since Amanda broke up with him and he moved in with Kelly. Truthfully he had never really gotten over her and felt very guilty realizing that now because Kelly was a great girlfriend and had been nothing but kind to him.  He wasn’t sure what to think but realized he very much wanted to see Amanda again. He wondered how she was doing. “No, it’s no problem. It might be a little awkward but it’ll be fine.” Josh decided. 

“Ok, good.  Who knows, you know she’s single now.  Maybe you two will hook up!” Kelly said, smiling at him mischievously. 

“She’s single?” Josh suddenly had a terrible thought, “…. Wait are you trying to get rid of me?”

Kelly looked closely at him, she could tell he was genuinely hurt. “No you dork!  I just know you never got over that girl and I’m trying to help a brother out. You know I only want you to be happy.”

”oh good.” Josh laughed, looking up at her. He felt a sudden urge to cry and choked it down. “You’re my best friend Kelly, you were there when I needed you most.  I am happy with you.” He said and he meant it. 

Amanda put her hand down for Josh to climb on. “Oh I know it, but I bet you still want to see Amanda again, don’t you?” Kelly asked smugly as she brought him up to her face.

Josh nodded.  

“You’re lucky I love you so much and I’m such an amazing friend.”

Josh nodded again in agreement. 

“There might be time for you to show me how much you appreciate me before Amanda gets her for dinner, if you know what I mean.” Kelly smiled suggestively.

Josh grinned at her, “you want to try the saddle again?”

“Yes!” Kelly exclaimed.  She started carrying him towards the bedroom, “I’ve been waiting all day for this!”

”ok, let’s do it.” Josh laughed.

Kelly set Josh on the edge of their bed while she pulled the ‘saddle’ out of the closet.  It was actually called a “personal massage seat” but it really looked like a saddle Josh thought as Kelly placed it on a chair in the room.  The saddle had a lot of features but the main feature as far as Kelly was concerned was that it turned tinies into a little cock and protected the tiny while a woman rode the bejeezus out of him.  The couple had tried it for the first time the night before and both really enjoyed it.

Kelly bent down to plug it in while Josh undressed.  “Are you ready?” Kelly asked him as she picked him up and placed him on the saddle.

”I’m always ready for you!” Josh said cheerily and began to strap himself in against the flexible rod that provided support, oxygen, and communication.

“I can see that.” Kelly grinned, eyeing his already stiff penis.  She unbuttoned her shorts and pulled them down, filling Josh’s vision with her panty clad crotch, as she leaned over him to connect the last strap at his back.  Josh could already smell Kelly’s sex, he trembled in anticipation.

Just then Kelly’s phone rang.  “Oh shit” she said as she picked up her phone from the nightstand. Kelly’s face turned into a frown as she talked and Josh knew there was a problem when she pulled her shorts back on and said “ok, I’ll be right there.”

“Problem?” He asked as she hung up.  He was still strapped up like a huge dildo. 

“Yea, I’ve got to run back to the office, I forgot to give my boss some files.”  Kelly stopped and stared at Josh for a second, “should I cancel dinner with Amanda since I won’t be here for it?  I don’t mind if you two have dinner without me though, you might have fun.”

Josh thought hard, he really did want to see Amanda again. He didn’t want to face Amanda without Kelly but he didn’t know when or if he would get another chance to see her.  “No I don’t want you to cancel it.  I’ll be fine.”

”ok, well just call me if you need anything, or just ask Amanda.  She should be here in about 30 minutes. Call me if you need me.” Amanda leaned over him to undo the main strap behind him.  “Love you!” She called back to him as she walked towards the door.

“Love you too!” He called back.  Josh didn’t move for a while after she left.  He was thinking about how this dinner would go and what he would say to his ex girlfriend he hadn’t seen in over a year.  He tried to convince himself not to be so nervous.  

Finally he begin to u strap himself so he could get dressed for dinner, when he realized something very important:  Kelly had not fully un strapped his back strap from the saddle….. he was stuck.

”oh crap”

Oh my God I’m going to die.’  Josh thought morbidly, ‘and on my tombstone they will write ‘here lies the first recorded case of a man who died from sheer overwhelming embarrassment.’  Then doctors will dissect me to try and figure how it happened.’

Josh had spent the last 10 minutes straining in vain to free himself from the saddle.  Then he sunk into depression as he contemplated being found strapped up naked by his ex girlfriend.  His depression turned to panic when he heard the sound of the front door opening and Amanda’s voice calling out “hello?”

Josh closed his eyes and stared up at the ceiling. ’God if you’re listening please just strike me dead now, lightening, meteor, just smite me fast so I don’t have to face her like this.’

’maybe she won’t find me in here’ Josh thought hopefully, but then he heard Amanda’s footsteps approaching the bedroom. “I don’t want to be here anymore.” He whispered to himself. 

“Hello?” Amanda called into the bedroom from the open doorway.

Josh sighed deeply before taking a deep breath and yelling out, “I’m in here!”

”Josh?” Amanda asked as she entered the bedroom. 

Josh felt his heart skip a beat and it wasn’t just his embarrassment. Amanda was beautiful in her knee length green dress and shockingly pregnant. Her dress could not hide the baby belly and she seemed to have the ‘glow’ that some women get when they are pregnant. His mouth felt dry. 

“Is that you Josh?” Amanda asked when she noticed him on the chair strapped to the saddle. 

“Uh…. Hello” Josh croaked out. 

“Oh” Amanda quickly covered her mouth when she got a closer look at him. “What are you doing?” She asked as she stepped closer to inspect the saddle and straps holding him to the support rod.  Josh was naked, trapped, he had an erection, and was beat red. 

“Um,…. Exercising?” He tried lamely.

Amanda laughed, “you do some interesting exercises these days!”

“Yea well it’s a long story, but I think this might be the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to me.” Josh noticed her looking at his erection, “and to top it off I’m pretty sure this is a humiliation erection.  I didn’t even know that was possible.”

Amanda chuckled, “I thought you were just happy to see me.”

He stared up at her meeting her eyes for the first time, “I am happy to see you.  Also, could you maybe just shoot me?  I kind of want to die right now.”

Amanda gave a small laugh and a funny smile, “you shouldn’t be so hard on yourself….Full disclosure, I’m pretty sure Kelly did this to you on purpose.  Actually, she told me she was going to do this and I laughed because I thought she was joking.”  Amanda frowned, “I think this is Kelly’s attempt to hook us up.”

The look of total disbelief on Josh’s face was comical.  “That witch! I cannot believe her!  That girl is an absolute Skank!” He started muttering to himself.   

“This is such a Kelly thing to do, no thought went into this at all.” Amanda mused out loud.

“I’m going to find a way to get her back for this if it takes me a thousand years.”  Josh stated bitterly.

”I think she meant well” Amanda said thoughtfully.

”That’s easy for you to say!  You’re not trussed up naked like a giant naked dildo in front of your ex girlfriend!”

Amanda laugh again, “I’m sorry” she apologized.  “It’s not funny…. Well it’s a little funny, but it’s still really good to see you again!  Let’s go ahead and get you un strapped from this thing.  Looking at you like this is making me horny as hell and I’m liable to jump your bones at this rate.”

Josh looked up at her again, “you want to have sex with me?” He asked suprised.

“Uh… I mean yea, honestly shockingly badly but I know it’s super inappropriate.  We haven’t seen each other  in over a year and barely said two sentences to each other, we should probably talk, but look at this thing!” Amanda said quickly, indicating the saddle.  Then she stared at him awkwardly waiting while he thought.

‘There are times in your life when it’s better to take it slow but right now I just don’t care.’ Josh thought.  “I won’t tell anyone if you don’t.” He grinned at her, “I’m already strapped naked to a sex toy in front of a giant lady, the day can really only get better from here!”

“Are you sure you want to?  I just remembered what a cow I am.” Amanda touched her belly and frowned, “I would probably crush you on accident.”

”Hey!  You are more beautiful than you’ve ever been!” Josh said earnestly.  He meant it more than he’d ever meant anything in his life.

”and you are a liar, but thank you.” Amanda smiled.

“Also, you couldn’t hurt me in this thing if you tried.  This rod at my back is hollow and slightly flexible, it keeps me upright and gives me air to breath, so you don’t have to climb off every few seconds.  It even lets us talk.”

Amanda was already taking off her underwear, she let her dress fall back down.  “Ok you’ve talked me into it, how do we do this?!” She asked him excitedly.

Josh nodded to the remote on the bed, “the remote has several settings.  Look for the one that shows a man lying flat that’s labeled ‘foreplay’ and press it.”

once pressed the rod Josh was strapped to slowly lowered until it was flush with the curve of the saddle.  Josh became the only exposed part and he was situated at a hump built into the saddle that slightly raised his upper body.  When the machine came to life  the airflow started pouring out of holes in the rod near the back of Josh’s head. It was more than enough for him to breath but he doubted Amanda would notice it.

”Now what?” Amanda asked breathlessly.

“Now you straddle this saddle and rub yourself on me until you’re ready for the main event, then push the ‘dildo’ button and get ready for a good time.”

”ok here I go” Amanda said, lifting the front of her dress so she could seat herself on the saddle.

Josh watched in awe as the bulk of her pregnant belly slid over him as Amanda tip toed her way onto the saddle.  He smelled her sex before he saw the dark curls of her pubic hair inching towards him.  With her legs slightly spread Josh was treated to the sight of her slightly open pussy hovering over him as her huge smooth legs creeped by to either side of him.  The light went dim as Amanda’s body and belly blocked the light from him, then it went even darker as she dropped the front of her dress down past his head.

Josh could still make out the pink nub of her exposed clit and see the moisture clinging to her opening.  He looked down and saw the wrinkly skin of her asshole down near his feet between her buttocks.  The smell of her arousal was overpowering and his mind went blank for a bit.  

When she felt her pussy lips make contact with Josh’s body Amanda took a second to steady herself and align him against her.  She scooted her hip forward so his face was lined up right under her clit and then slowly lowered herself on him till she was sitting fully on the saddle and Josh’s body was lodged fully in the groove of her pussy.  

“Oh my god” she breathed out, “I forgot how good you feel.”  Her clit rested comfortably on his head, she felt him tilt his head up so that his face was pressed against her clit.  

“This is way more than foreplay’ Amanda thought slightly dizzy as she tilted her hips and dragged her clit  down across his face, chin, chest and felt the prod of his dick before dragging it back up over his body.  She didn’t stop at his face but rocked her hips against the saddle until  Josh’s face was squished into the entrance of her vagina.

Amanda rocked her hips gently as she swiveled his face around her opening coating him thoroughly in her secretions before dragging her pussy down his body again.  Now that he was lubed up by her natural lubrication his body felt even better against her clit.  She began humping him more vigorously dragging her clit up and down his face and chest.

”I’m going to cum.’ she thought as her body began to tense up.  Pleasure exploded through her and she furiously ground herself again him for a few moments.  Her slick clit finally coming to a rest under his chin trembling as she rode out her orgasm.

Amanda  sat there with Josh wedged against her feeling the aftershocks.  She felt Josh reposition his legs and felt her asshole twitch when he accidentally brushed his legs against it.  

“Wow that was intense” Amanda said as she slowly stood up on her shaky legs.  She scooted away from Josh and stared down at his prone body.  He was wet from head to toe and his face was red with hair plastered down flat.

”are you ok?”she asked him, out of breath.

Josh gave her a shit eating grin, “better than OK, that was amazing!  You came fast! I barely got to do anything!”  He replied.

”well it’s been a while for me, but I hope you’re ready for round two because I absolutely need you inside me now” she nearly moaned at him.

”your wish is my command milady.  Just press the dildo button and your personal stallion I’ll become!”

Amandas laugh caught in her throat as she watched the rod tilt Josh back up to his full 8 inch glory.  He was glistening with her juices.

she eager lifted her dress with one hand and lifted her leg high so she could get herself over him.  Amanda grabbed Josh with her other hand and angled his head until she found her opening with the top of his head and slowly pressed herself onto him.

once his head was firmly pressed into her vagina she lowered her leg and her dress.  She grabbed the chair for support and started to bear down.  She actually moaned as she slid his body up into herself.  She didn’t stop until she was her butt bottomed out against the saddle, she could feel his toes touching the entrance of her pussy.

”this is what I needed!” Amanda moaned out loud as she begin to lift herself off him.  She got about 3/4 of the way off him with Josh’s head and shoulders still inside her before she dropped again and buried him even more forcefully inside herself.

Amanda began to build a Rythym that was increasing in speed, she felt a monster of an orgasm building.  Suddenly, while she was fucking the saddle in earnest, Josh repositioned his arms and began to rub what had to be her g-spot.  She nearly cried with unexpected pleasure and a pressure that almost felt like she had to pee.  Amanda cried out again as she came harder than she had ever cum and her pussy spasmed violently and clamped down like a vice on Josh.  

Amanda held perfectly still for a few minutes afterwards she could barely feel her legs and her pussy was gently throbbing.  Panting, she looked around for the remote.  She was too tired to get up and off Josh, who had begun to wriggle around inside her.  The sensation was too much for her sensitive pussy.  Amanda tried to focus on the remote.  She noticed a button shaped  like a butt and hummed to herself. “That sounds nice”

she pressed the button and felt the saddle slowly drawing Josh out of her sensitive vagina.  Her pussy clutching and twitching  at his absence.  Then the saddle spin Josh around before sliding his feet up the front of her pussy until his face was under her asshole.  Slowly the machine rotated Josh’s body until his face was pressed tightly against the wrinkled rosebud of her backdoor.  She sighed in contentment and relaxed her butthole to accept more of his face.  She hummed to herself happily as she felt him began to rub the outter edges of her asshole with his hands.  

“This has been a fantastic night” Amanda sighed out loud as she Finally slumped her shoulders against the chair.  Josh’s head finally popped in to her fully relaxed asshole and Amanda made little coos and sighs of pleasure as she twitched as she felt Josh begun to vigorously massage the ring of her asshole arround his head.

Unbeknownst to Amanda Josh had been desperately trying to get her attention for the last few minutes by yelling futilely into her butthole and pounding his fists against her brown ring that had enveloped his face.  He had come to realize he wasn’t strong enough to hurt her, apparently she was enjoying him pounding on her asshole.  With no other options he had even tried biting her fairly hard to no avail.  He had just made up his mind to bite her with all of his strength when it finally occurred to her to turn on the communication control.  

“Hey stud” Amanda’s voice came on through the speakers by his head. “That was Amazing”

Josh thought about telling her he had been screaming and pounding into her butt, but he didn’t want to squash her enthusiasm and make her feel bad so instead he said, “yea that was Amazing, but I’m not really into butt play these days.”

”really? Since when? You used to have no problem with it.” Amanda sounded suprised.  She lifted her hips a bit and Josh gasped as his head popped out of her

“I had a bad experience with Kelly and I just don’t do butt stuff anymore.” Josh explained, turning his head away from her asshole which hovered just beyond his face.  

“I’m so sorry! I should have asked you first.  I guess I forgot to turn on the communications button when we started.” Amanda explained, “ I just assumed it was ok because we always used to do butt stuff.  I should have figured you wouldn’t want my huge pregnant butt on your face.”

”No, no. You are beautiful it’s not you being pregnant.  I think Kelly is just not as considerate as you when it comes to personal hygiene and it kind of traumatized me.  You’re perfectly clean as always.” He said, glancing up at her rear.

“It’s always been my favorite way to relax after an intense orgasm and that was the best I’ve ever had.  I’m still not sure if I can stand up.”said Amanda. “I’m still sorry.  Give me a second and I’ll get up.”

Josh felt a waive of tiredness wash over him, after the intensity of cumming inside her earlier finally caught up with him.  He tentatively sniffed her butt, it smelled a little musky with a hint of lavender soap.  He thought for a second then shrugged, “you know what, it’s fine.  I’m ok with your butt.”

”are you sure?”

”yea it’s actually sexy, you can relax.” He said.

“Thank you.” She relaxed and settled her butt back down onto him with a sigh of contentment. “I really liked whatever you were doing earlier.”  

Josh felt himself relaxing as well and didn’t fight it at all as his face was pushed back into her wrinkled pucker.  He closed his eyes and gently nuzzled into her. “Sorry I’m too tired for that, you’re going to have to settle for light massage for now.”  He began to gently rub Amanda’s asshole and even gave it a few licks.

Both Josh and Amanda were on the verge of sleep and neither of them heard when Kelly got home and opened the front door.

     “Well don’t you look like a cat who got the cream.” Kelly said from the doorway after seeing Amanda slumped over the chair in the bedroom with her eyes closed and a small smile on her face. 

     Amanda was so startled she nearly fell out of the chair, “yaaa…. Oh, hey.” She started to get up guiltily looking away.

     “Well don’t get up on my account.” Amanda sauntered over and stood over her. “I told you this thing is Amazing didn’t I?” She said, indicating the saddle.  “How you doing cream?” Kelly asked Josh.

     Josh was still strapped down annd pressed up angainst Amanda’s rear. “Uh,…. I’m fine.” Josh began.

     kelly interrupted him.  She had just noticed the little butt light on the remote was lit up. “Are you in her butt?  You are!  You little butt muncher!  I’ve been trying to get you to do anal for like 6 months and you crawl up her pregnant ass in the first 15 minutes?” Amanda yelled down at Josh through Amanda’s green dress.

     “He’s not in my butt, it’s not set to penetrate.” Amanda protested.

     ”whatever, you two need to clean up and come eat I brought take out.” With that Kelly walked out of the room. 

     Amanda got off Josh and looked down at him with a chuckle as she straightened out her dress.  “I guess we better go eat.”

     15 minutes later all 3 of them were seated at Kells small kitchen table.  She had brought Chinese from Josh’s favorite restaurant that served both regular and tiny sized meals.  Josh had cleaned himself up but still looked a little worse for wear.  He was seated on his own mini table and was digging in with a gusto.

     “I cannot believe you humiliated me like that in front of Amanda!” He groused at Kelly.

     “Um…. Excuse me?” Kelly looked up and said with mock outrage, “you just had sex with your dream girl who I selflessly hooked you up with.  I believe the words you’re looking for are ‘Thank You”

     “Ha! You think I’m going to thank you for leaving me tied up naked for someone to find? Josh said exasperated.

     ”that was kind of mean” Amanda chimed in quietly.

     ”you didn’t have any problems with my plan when I told you yesterday!” Kelly said pointing a finger at Amanda, “and you….” Kelly pointed at Josh. “You clearly don’t appreciate what an evil genius and amazing friend I am.  My whole plan worked perfectly by the way.”

     “I thought you were joking about tying Josh up.” Amanda protested quickly.

     “Evil Genius? Ha! A four year old could have come up with a better plan than that.” Josh accused her.

     “Yea you say that, but it worked didn’t it?  Kelly laughed.

     ”only because I’m such a sexy dream boat.” Josh muttered.

     ”in your dreams little tug boat.  I still can’t believe you’ve been turning my booty down for 6 months only to crawl up her prego booty hole the second I leave you alone.”Kelly teased “what did you tell me?”

kelly put on a squeaky mock Josh voice “I may be tiny but I still have my dignity and I draw the line at being shoved into a giant girls bum!”

Kelly laughed, “looks like your dignity could not stand up against true love.  Either that or you’ve got a kink for pregnant booty.”

both Amanda and Josh were embarrassed but Josh was beet red and stared at the table silently.

“Anyway so what is the plan?  Are you guys gonna shack up or what?” Kelly asked .

     “Um,….” Both Amanda and Josh glanced at each other questioningly.  “ we didn’t really get a chance to talk about that yet” said Amanda a little sheepishly.

     “You guys didn’t talk?  What did you do take one look at each other and immediately go to bone city? Kelly laughed.  “You two, are two little horn dogs.  I’ll tell you what, since I’m the only responsible adult, why don’t you guys spend the night together have a heart to heart and figure your shit out. Let me know tomorrow.”

     Amanda glanced at Josh, “do you want to come to stay with me tonight?”

     ”Definitely!” Josh said quickly.

     Amanda smiled happy, “are you sure? My house isn’t really tiny friendly.” She looked around at the many tiny accessories in the apartment, “I let Kelly have most of the tiny stuff so you wouldn’t struggle here.”

     “We can worry about getting this stuff later I just wanted to be able to talk to you tonight.” Josh said.

     “I’ll bet you want to bring that saddle with you.” Kelly said leading. “Stealing my toys and stealing my boys… you’re a little pregnant home wrecker!” Kelly accused Amanda.

     ”what?!” Amanda protested, “ this was all your idea!”

     “Darn right it was and you two are gonna owe me big time. Before you two canoodle off into the sunset I think we need to agree on some terms.” Amanda and Josh glanced at her uneasily. “First off I’m kind of addicted to him.” Kelly nodded at Josh.

     “You guys can’t expect me to quit Josh cold turkey.  Also I’m his best friend and he owes me, so I think it’s only fair that  Josh gets to spend two weekends a month with me at least for a while.  Can we all agree on that?”

     Amanda was quiet and looked at Josh, who was thinking about everything Kelly had done for him.  She truly was an amazing friend. “Yea that seems very fair .” Josh stated finally.

     ”good” said Kelly “what about you?” Kelly looked at Amanda.  

     Amanda nodded quickly, “I’m fine with whatever Josh wants to do and for the record thank you.” She smiled at Kelly “you are amazing.”

     ”yea, yea” agreed Kelly, “save the mushy stuff for the ride home. After dinner we will pack up a suitcase for little Romeo here”

     Josh couldn’t stop smiling as he ate dinner.  It felt like a weight had been lifted off him and the cloud of doubt and regret that had been hanging over him for the past year was finally lifting. He felt like his life was getting back on track.  He ate quickly. 

    “Man, I did not see this coming,” Josh mused as Amanda drove him to her house later that night. “Who’d have thought I’d be going home with you.”

     Josh was sitting in the passenger seat in a custom seat they borrowed from Kelly.

     ”well I’m glad you’re here!” Amanda replied with a smile.

     “Oh me too!” Josh agreed wholeheartedly.  “I still can’t believe Kelly did that.”

     Amanda frowned, “Kelly has always been a little wild.  I hope you believe I did not know she was going to do something that embarrassing.”

     Josh grinned, “oh, it’s impossible to stay mad at that girl. She’s always had my back.”

     “Do you love her?” Amanda asked, glancing sideways to see his response.

     Josh thought for a second, “I do love her but I’m not in love with her if that makes sense.”

     “Why not?  She’s treated you way better than I did and she looks like a model, while I look like a hungry hippo.” Amanda seemed genuinely curious.  “I’m so happy to see you again but I feel so selfish for taking you back from her.”

     “Kelly never takes me seriously. It’s hard to explain.”  Josh thought hard, trying to find the right words.  “She never asks for my opinion on important stuff and she always teases me.”

     Amanda was silent watching him.  Josh continued, “today is the perfect example, Kelly hooks me up with you without asking me even though I thought we were together, and she seemed to have no problem with me leaving to live with you.”

     ”I think she means well.” Amanda replied, “but I think I understand what you mean.”

     “She does.  I owe her for so much.  I don’t know where I’d be without her.  I never got the impression I was an important part of Kelly’s life.  Is he didn’t make me feel like she would miss me or be sad if I wasn’t there.”  Josh added, “the way you made me feel before you left me.”

     Amanda pulled off the road, there were tears in her eyes.  “I’m so sorry that I left you.” Amanda looked at him desperately.  “I just wanted a family…. To be a mom!  Now I’m ugly and fat, I don’t have a husband and I’m going to raising a baby alone.”

     ”you’re not alone.  I never stopped loving you.  You’ve got the worlds coolest little man and Kelly with you too!” Josh tried to comfort her.

     ”I think I felt so guilty about leaving you I sabotaged my marriage.” Amanda said quietly, as if admitting it to herself for the first time.  Tears were streaming down her face.  “I don’t deserve your love.”

     “You’re fine…. I was never mad at you Amanda.  I knew I couldn’t give you the family you wanted.  I was just sad you didn’t take me with you and make me part of your new family.” Josh said.

     “I’m so sorry.” Amanda repeated, “I didn’t want you to feel like you weren’t enough for me or that I was replacing you.  I was afraid you would hate me. So I decided it was best if you stayed with Kelly and got a fresh start.”

     Josh wasn’t sure how he would have reacted to Amanda bringing a man into the house but he knew how he felt about her.  “I could never hate you Amanda, I love you.” 

     “I love you too, Amanda said sniffing.  She wiped her eyes.  She reached out and gently touched Josh’s legs.  “I will never leave you again, I promise.”

     “I will definitely hold you to it.  Speaking of love, I’m sure you’ll make a great mom.  Do you know if it’s a boy or girl and have you picked out a name?” Josh said indicating Amanda’s belly.

     “I’m not sure about the sex but I was thinking Clare for a girl and Joshua for a boy.” She smiled.

     Josh grinned, “oh now you’re just trying to butter me up.  I’m going to be a little godfather.” He looked at her belly with awe, “of course I’ll have to get an Italian accent, so I can teach  Joshy Jr about the family business.”

     Amanda laughed, “wow this has been a roller coaster of a day, I’m exhausted.  All I wanna do is go to sleep.”

     “You said it” Josh agreed as Amanda pulled back on the road and drove them home.

     when they got to Amanda’s house she unpacked the few of Josh’s belongings they had brought from Kelly’s and then started to get ready for bed.  The two were brush their teeth side by side with Josh on the counter using his mini sink.

     Amanda stopped brushing and asked, “do you still want to sleep in my panties like you used to?”  She thought for a second, “did you sleep in Kelly’s panties?”

     Josh looked over at her suddenly very serious, “yes I did.  You know I have a huge fear of spiders crawling on me while I sleep.  Panties are like my spider shield.”

     Amanda chuckled, “it’s fine with me.  You know I always liked having you down there.”

     “Oh I remember.  You used to take me to work in your panties every day.”  Josh thought, remembering how inseparable they used to be.

     Amanda said in a lowered voice, “I got so used to having you with me at work that to this day, sometimes I find myself talking to you before realizing I’m alone and talking to myself like a crazy person.” 

     Josh laugh, “I know what you mean, when we had sex earlier, I nearly cried because being mashed up against your vagina felt like coming home.”

     Amanda smiled, “it was nice, but I feel like I should warn you that I’m pregnant now and it feels like I have to pee every 15 minutes.  You sure you want to sleep in my panties?”

     “So II’ll be in danger of getting a little pee on me eh?” Josh grinned back up at her, “well I’ll take my chances, it’s an occupational hazard.”

     “don’t say I didn’t warn you, are you ready for bed?”  Amanda asked?

     “Yup.  Don’t forget to leave your phone on.” Josh said, adjusting his ear pods.  He lifted his arms up as Amanda reached out for him.

     ”it’s on.”  Amanda pulled down her pajama shorts and panties with one hand before she lowered Josh down reaching under her belly with her other hand to deposit him into the seat of her panties.

     Josh shimmied down until he was lying in her panties like a hammock.  He noticed Amanda’ was wearing novelty sex panties built with extra padding in the crotch to force a tiny more thoroughly  into the genitalia of the wearer.  “You still wear these panties?” Josh called up at her.

     Amanda was embarrassed, “I got used to them and they are the only kind I like now.  This is all I own.” She said defensively.  She grabbed her pajama shorts and panties and slowly slid them up, anticipating feeling Josh against her for the second time that day.

     Josh was treated to the very erotic view of Amanda’s distended tummy, bushy vagina, and even partially hidden rosebud.  He grinned while lying on his back with his hands behind his head, admiring her as Amanda dragged up her shorts until he was pressed tightly against her. 

     Amanda grunted as she felt the pressure of him.  She stuck her hand down her pants to adjust him as she spread her legs and squatted a little to open herself up.  “Hang on” she muttered “I gotta adjust you a little bit.”

     Amanda gently pulled his arms down to his sides and then put a little pressure on his back while spreading her legs.  The pressure pushed Josh’s body to side between her pussy lips.  He came to a rest with her clit pressed against his chest.  

     Amanda put two fingers on his shoulders and pressed him gently down past her clit until it was resting easily on top of his head.  Amanda shivered slightly at the sensation.  Then her fingers withdrew and he was left in the darkness.

     satisfied, Amanda got into bed and turned out the lights. “Good night.” She said feeling the cool sheets and blanket lulling her to sleep.

     Josh smiled at the familiar heat and smell of her against him.  He felt the coolness of her panty pads behind him.  He leaned his head back to plant a gentle kiss against the bottom of Amanda’s clit, “sweet dreams!” He said before turning over and snuggling in to fall asleep.

     Amanda twitched feeling every movement he made against her.  She was already half asleep.  ‘Josh was right,” she thought,  ‘this does feel like coming home.’