Chapter XX: Witch 2.0

Okay, so now you know about the adventure inside an iPhone, now let me tell you about my next adventure.

Friday, October 31, 1997 aka Halloween

Amanda gave birth to another child and started to chant. “Shrinkius sev…” She stopped then sighed. She picked up her new born baby girl and disappointed.

Wednesday, September 24, 2014

Belle walked into the school and everyone was in front of their locker looking afraid for some reason. “What the heck?” Belle said. Belle was then pulled into a janitor's closet. Carly was standing in the closet. “Carly?” Belle said in confusion. “What the hell is going on!” I said with a helium like voice inside Belle's purse. Belle then punched her purse gently. “Ow!” I said. “Okay Carly spill,” Belle said with her arms crossed. “Okay, everyone's afraid because they think your a sorceress,” Carly explained. “Why?” Belle asked. “Well first you launched something out of a pea shooter that made I guessing Amanda is what you called her. Anyway, what ever you shot must of allowed you to control her,” Carly explained. Belle exited the closet and a new girl walked into her. Her stuff fell on the floor. “Sorry!” Belle said. She then starte help her pick up her stuff. I peeked up from Belle's purse anand had a strange sense. I climbed down from Belle's purse and went closer to the new girls hand. The sense got stronger so I jumped into her purse to find out what's that feeling is. They both got up and Belle gave her the rest. “Thanks. I'm Haliey Walsh by the way,” she said. “I'm Belle,” Belle said. They walked to different classes and I went to see what's going on with the new girl. I looked up everything I could about her. I then the purse was then dropped and a giant hand came for the water bottle I was standing on. I was lifted in the air the cap fell of and we both landed on the floor. “Oops,” Haliey said. She picked up the cap and I was hanging on the bottom edge of the cap. Haliey then put the cap back on the water. I was trapped in water and hoped that someone would open the bottle. I was just swimming on the surface of the death trap watching the class run around the gym. I tried to zap at her, but their was no effect. I thought it was because of the fact of me being inside a closed environment. About 10 seconds later they finally stopped. “Thank God!” I said in relief. Haliey then ran over and picked up the bottle. She then opened the cap and put it up to her lips. I could hear a loud gulping noise coming from her thoat. I swam as fast as I could, but I couldn't beat the speed of her gulps I was sucked into her mouth and jumped onto the left side of her tongue. The river through the middle of the tongue to the throat stopped. I tried punching the side of her cheek, but that didn't work so I launched a beam at her uvila. Haliey put her hand on her stomach and felt like throwing up. She instead poured water in her mouth and started to swish it around. I actually got the feeling to barf. Haliey then swallowed me alive. I tried to stretch my arms and legs to avoid falling any further. Haliey then hit her chest and cleared her throat. “Wow, I think I just drank a bug, but whatever,” she said.

Chapter XXI: Inside Hailey

So now that I was drank by the new girl Hailey, let me tell you about how the others try to save me.

Wednesday, September 24, 2014

Belle was in her Math Apps class and looked in her purse for a calculator, but instead noticed that I was missing. The others were still sleeping on her phone and she didn't see me anywhere. “Emma. Emma,” Belle whispered as she gently touched her side with the back of her blue fingernail. Emma woke up and was a little tired. “Ugh, what is it?” Emma said in a tired tone. “Where's PA?” Belle asked. “How should I know?” Emma asked in a tired voice. “Well we gotta find him,” Belle said. “How are we gonna find a ¾ inch sorcerer?” Emma asked. “I don't know, but wake the others we start during lunch,” Belle said. “Start to do what during lunch?” Mrs. Keeny said. “Uh… eat what else?” Belle said nervously.

Meanwhile

“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!” I screamed as I was washed down Hailey's throat. “Heelllp Meeeee!!!!” I grabbed my phone and tried to call Belle. “Hey you got my voicemail so leave a message after the beep,” Belle said on her voicemail. “Hey Belle it's PA. I just called because I got eaten by the new girl, so give me a shout,” I said. I landed in Hailey's stomach, but noticed something weird. “Huh, why is the acid more green then yellow?” I wondered.

On the outside Hailey was just standing talking to Sam. She then started to run causing her stomach and everything to shake like crazy. “Whoa. Help! Help! Could someone at least drop something?!” I asked. Just then water dropped right on top of me. “That's not what I ment!” I yelled.

It was lunch time as and the team was trying to find me. “Now where can we find a tiny sorcerer?” Ferrari said. “Maybe Belle ate him,” Emma said. Belle acted a little worried. “Or maybe steped on him,” Emma continued to say. “Do you really think…” Belle started to say. ”Actually no. I had a reading saying that he jumped out of Belle's purse when she helped a new girl and went into her purse. Then she drank him accidentally. So we should be able to find him in the stomach of Hailey Walsh,” Andy explained. “Wait when did you get this reading?” Belle asked. “About an hour ago,” Andy answered. “Alright guys I know what you must do. You must go inside Hailey,” Belle said. “And how exactly are we going to do that?” Dillon asked. “He's right. We're not like PA and Andy, we are mortal, so when we land in her stomach we'll die,” Ferrari said. “How about we have the green robot to come up with something?” Cory asked. “I'm an android, but common mistake. Anyway, I do have a plan. I have some suits that'll make you immortal, so we can travel inside her stomach and grab PA,” Andy explained. “But how are we going to get her to eat you?” Belle asked. “That's where you come in,” Andy answered.

Hailey was sitting in the corner table of the cafeteria. Belle walked over to her with the others in her hand. Belle sat down with Hailey and saw that she was having spicy chicken. “So how do you like Spicy Chicken Wednesday?” Belle asked. “It's okay,” Hailey answered. “Oh look a duck on a dinosaur!” Belle said pointing behind her. “Don't be silly. Everyone knows that ducks are extinct,” Hailey said laughing. “Your right it's just a star,” Belle said. “A star where?” Hailey said turning around. Belle put her hand over her sandwich and dropped the others. “Hey Star!” Hailey said. “Hey Hailey,” Star said. Hailey turned around and put the top bun on her sandwich. She started to take her first bite with the others inside it.

Inside Hailey's mouth the team was gathered on the right side of her tongue. “Okay guys before we go inside the stomach I have to give you the suits,” Andy said. He then had a light beam come out of his chest that gave the team a robotic suit that was made of the same material as him. “There now we just have to go down the throat and into the stomach,” Andy said. Just then milk from the cafeteria started to fill the mouth. The team was washed down Hailey's throat.

I was in the stomach thinking of a plan to get out. “Ahhhhhhhhhh!!” the others said as they fell into the stomach. “Guys thank God!” I said in relief. “Come on we gotta get out of here!” Emma said. “What do you think I was trying to do, having a free meal?!” I asked sarcastically. “No time to be sarcastic we gotta get out of here!” Ferrari said. “How?” I asked. “I don't know. I didn't think we'd make it this far,” Emma said. “I have an idea,” Cory said. He then burped and everyone was a little grossed out. “No that's just crazy. Crazy enough that it just might work,” I said. Andy started to spray soda all around the stomach. The acid started to bubble and we were carried to freedom.

Hailey gave a loud burp and Belle caught us. “That was embarrassing,” Hailey said. “I found out something,” I said. “What not being digested? I don't want you to do anything stupid like that again,” Belle said. “Well I found out that Hailey's a sorceress,” I said. “Who are you talking to?” Hailey asked. “Uh… nothing… definitely not talking to tiny figures,” Belle said nervously. Belle walked away and turned on her phone. “Oh a voicemail,” Belle said. “Hey Belle it's PA. I just called because I got eaten by the new girl, so give me a shout,” I said on the voicemail. “Oh shut up,” Belle said.

Chapter XXII: To Prove a Sorceress

Okay, so now that you know about how I was drank by the new girl, now let me tell you of how the truth is revealed.

Wednesday, September 24, 2014

“So you think Hailey's a sorceress?” Belle asked. “Yes,” I said. “Well do you have proof?” Belle asked. “As a matter of fact I do,” I said. I then made two pictures appear with magic. “Look in this picture is from February 9th inside my step mother Kara's stomach. See its more yellow then green and this picture shows Hailey's stomach which is more green then yellow,” I explained. “Well I think you need more proof than that,” Belle said. “Well I'll prove it to you if it's the last thing I do!” I said. I then disappeared to find proof. “What's his problem?” Emma asked. “I don't know,” Ferrari answered.

I appeared in Belle's room at her computer. I researched "How to prove a sorceress" in to find out how I can prove that Hailey's a sorceress. “Okay, so it says on proveasorceress.org that sorceresses have a living brain,” I said. I then zapped myself back to school. I was right in front of Hailey and jumped into her nose. “Okay, why are bugs so obsessed with going inside me?” Hailey asked. I arrived in her brain and I had a strange feeling. “Evocnecro,” an evil voice said. The brain then grew two eyes and floating hands came above it. “I will destroy you!” the brain said. The hands pounded on the ground and shook the whole place. “What do I do?” I thought. I then saw a weak spot on it's eyes and in front. “I just found a solution,” I said. I launched a beam at each of the weak spots and the brain shut down. Hailey fainted and caused the whole place to fall. “This can't be good,” I ran over to the brain and used a regeneration spell to regenerate it. Hailey woke up and I took a quick picture then walked out the nose. Hailey just woke up and I zapped myself back to Belle. “Belle! Belle!” I yelled. “What is it?” Belle asked. “I've got proof,” I said. “What do you have?” Belle asked. “Well I went to your laptop and looked up how to prove a sorceress ans found out that their brains are alive,” I answered. I showed the picture of Hailey's brain to the others. “Wait wouldn't that make someone faint?” Belle asked. “Well… I… I… Maybe,” I said nervously. “Wait you didn't make Hailey faint did you?” Belle asked. “No what makes you say that?” I asked. I grabbed the red “Why did I faint!?!” Hailey's voice yelled. Hailey them tripped and made a loud crash. “Ow!” Hailey yelled in pain. “I'm sure she's fine,” I said. “I'm not fine,” Hailey yelled. “Okay fine I defeated her brain, but I regenerated it afterwards,” I said. “Well I guess she is a sorceress, so I'll help you see if she's good or evil,” Belle said. The bell rang and Belle carried us to her house.

At Belle HQ aka Belle's house Team McFalls was at the laptop in Belle's bedroom. “Okay, it says that every sorcerer and sorceress can't resist bacon,” Belle read online. “Why bacon?” Dillon asked. “Everyone likes bacon,” I answered. We went to the kitchen and made some bacon. After about 30 minutes the bacon was done. We then took the bacon and went downtown.

At downtown Hanover we saw Hailey walking on the sidewalk. Belle put down the plate of bacon and hid. Hailey then walked toward the bacon like a mindless zombie. She was about to pick up the plate when Belle cut a rope and a crate fell on Hailey. Belle walked over to the crate and I zapped us back to Belle HQ. I used a levitation spell to lift the crate up and Hailey was shocked. “Belle are you insane?!” Hailey asked. “Sorry, but I just wanted to ask you something,” Belle said. “And why couldn't you ask me wiwithout kidnapping me?” Hailey asked with her arms crossed. “Well I guess, but are you a sorceress?” Belle asked. “Of course not. There is no such things a witches, wizards, or magical creatures,” Hailey answered. Belle hald out her hand and showed me to Hailey. “What the heck is that?” Hailey asked. “I'm PA and I'm actually a sorcerer,” I said. “Then let's see you do a spell,” Hailey said. “Illusevoc,” I said. I then turned invisible in front of Hailey. “Whoa!” Hailey said in amazement. “Divtrans,” I said. I then turned visible again and Hailey knew. “Whoa they're real?” Hailey asked. “Yes and your one of them,” I said. “I am?” Hailey said. “You really don't know do you?” Belle asked. “Who's your mother anyway?” I asked. “Amanda Walsh,” Hailey answered. “Actually her real name is Amanda McEvil and you're my sister,” I said. “So Hailey are you in?” Belle asked. “Okay guys I'm in!” Hailey said.

Chapter XXIII: PA Undercover

Okay, so now that Hailey joined the team, let me tell you how it all goes down.

Wednesday, September 24, 2014

“So what's the plan?” Hailey asked. “The plan is for you to distract Amanda while Emma and I sneak in her lair and find her secret plans,” I explained. Belle then raised her hand to her face. “What should we do? Surely you need another giantess on the task,” she said. “No we need you as our backup,” I said. “Sounds good,” Belle said. “Let's do this,” I said. Belle placed me and Emma in Hailey's palm to get us to Amanda's lair.

Hailey walked into her house and crouched down and placed us on the floor. “You know what to do?” Hailey asked. “Of course it's my plan,” I said sarcastically. “Right, I'll go and distract my mother,” Hailey said. She then got up and walked over to Amanda who was eating some kind of cyan chip. “Hi mom,” she said. “Why are you late? You know your supposed to get home at 4:00 not 4:30,” Amanda said rudely. “Sorry mom. I can explain why I'm so late,” Hailey said. “Well you may what to spill it,” Amanda said. By the door Emma and I looked around the corner to see if we were in the clear. “All clear,” I said. “How will we get past her?” Emma asked. “We should be fine as long as Hailey doesn't give Amanda the chance to look closely,” I answered. “Well shouldn't we have a disguise?” Emma asked. “I think we'll be fine,” I answered. “You wanna bet on it?” Emma asked. “Ugh come on,” I said. We ran into the lair and past Hailey and Amanda's feet and into the middle of the room. “I then wrote a LOG and put it onto the TABLE,” Hailey said. We then ran over to the table where her log book is. “How do we get up there?” Emma asked. “Well you just stay here and keep a look out for if Amanda comes over here,” I answered. “Well what should I do if she comes?” Emma asked. “You say 'The Wicked Witch of the West is Comming,'” I answered. I then zapped myself on the top of the table. “I opened my math book to page to PAGE 173,” Hailey said. “Page 173,” I said. I opened the book and started to read it. “September 23, 2014, I plan on making a special kind of cyan chip to make me the most pow...” I read. &ldquo The Wicked Witch of the West is Comming!” Emma yelled. I looked up and saw that Amanda was comming. I quickly went under the book to hide. Amanda then grabbed the book with me under it and brought it back to the table where she was previously standing. “Continue,” Amanda said. “I then TOOK A PICTURE of the BOOK,” Hailey said. I got out my phone and took a picture of the log. “I then sent it to (717) 123-4567 and I HIT SEND,” Hailey said. I sent it to that number (which was Belle) and hoped down, but right before I landed I was stopped by a force and was pulled up into Amanda's hand. “So you think that you can stop me?” Amanda asked. “That was the plan?” I said. “Stop!” Hailey yelled. “Why don't you want to see our mortal enemy be destroyed?” Amanda asked. “You mean your mortal enemy, that warlock is my friend and brother,” Hailey said. “WHAAAATTTT!!!!!” Amanda yelled. “That's right, I never wanted to be like you, but I've heard about all your schemes and how you just left after you were defeated. You are nothing, but a coward. A big giant coward,” Hailey said in anger,” Well I will show you how big I can be,” Amanda said. She zapped herself out of the building. “PA!” Hailey said. “I'm down here,” I said. Hailey looked down and then crouched. “Are you okay?” Hailey asked. “I'm fine, but you have no idea what you've gotten yourself into,” I said. “Well I know I proved she was a coward,” Hailey said. “She plans to destroy the town,” I said. “How?” Hailey asked. Just then the lair started to shake around like crazy. “That's how,” I said. We went outside and saw that Amanda was 213 miles, 124 feet, and 6 inches tall. “You really made her mad,” I said. “How can we save the town,” Hailey asked. “We must first get Emma,” I said. “Don't worry. I'm down here,” Emma said. Hailey bent down and picked up Emma. “Okay, then we'll need to find a...” I started to say. “FOOT!” Hailey yelled. “No not a foot,” I said. I looked up and saw a giant barefoot about 9 miles, 173 feet, and 7.18 inches wide by 25 miles, 4221 feet, and 5.74 inches long. “Holy cow butts,” I said.