My one year tour of Africa had really taken a toll on me. I was finally back home on Elkwood Drive to stay with my old friend Julia. We had a trip scheduled for the next day to a pool resort as a welcome home trip. She was 23 years old with brown almond hair tied back in a ponytail. I stood in front of 135 Elkwood Drive and rang the doorbell. The door opened and there was Julia. 

"Ed! "I'm so glad to see you!" 

We hugged quickly and she led me inside. 

"Let me get you a drink Ed then we can catch up"

"Not too long Julia we have an early trip tommorrow!" I responded

I sat on her navy blue couch and looked around the room. She lived in a two story house that was very well decorated. The carpet was a purple fuzzy thing and it matched just about everything else in the room. As I stared at her furniture I felt myself getting into a daze. My survival instinct kicked in and stood up quickly to avoid passing out. My efforts were fruitless as my vision started swimming and everything went dark.

I woke up in a blind fury. I swiped and punched everything around me. I calmed down and assesed the situation. The ground was bouncy and soft. It had what seemed to be long blue thin plants that reached my knees. I turned around and what I saw took my breath despite 5 years of wilderness survival. Everything was enormous. The mile long table legs reached down to the purple carpet forest. The couch I was on streached on for what seemed like forever. The blue plants I realized were just fuzz. Then I heard an explosion. Then another. The ground shook every five seconds and I was trying not to fall down from the quakes. I looked across the room and there stood Julia. She seemed so far away but my survival experiance told me large things are not as far away as you think. As she approached the couch the quakes got stronger. Then the mighty Julia stopped in her tracks it was like watching a mountain wander then stop. Execpt she was much larger than a mountain. Her blue eyes looked exactly at where I was standing. Maybe she had seen me? Wrong, she let out a disgruntled sigh which sounded miles away but still loud.

"Guess I have to go alone tommorrow...dammnit Ed.."

She must have thought I left. This was bad very very bad. The thunderous booms of her feet started up again and Julia made her way to the couch. Then everything got dark. It seemed like the sun had suddenly switched off. I turned around to see that Julia had down the same. She was about to sit down. I ran as fast as I could to whatever shelter I could find. There wasn't any. The darkness started to recede as her city sized butt got closer to the couch. Luckily for me she didn't sit on the cushion I was on, but the one next to it. I jumped to the ground and covered my head with my hands. I looked back to see one giant blue wall that was just Julia's buttcheek clad in jeans. It streched upward and upwards until it met with Julia's purple shirt. Her butt touched the cushion and the air became a whirlwind pratically blowing me away from the impact. I held on the cushion with my tree climing grip and prayed. After a few seconds the wind stopped and all that was left was the echo of the couch springs. To me it seemed like this girl had just leveled and entire feild with just her butt. To her all she did was sit down. I crawled back and looked up high up trying to catch a glimpse of Julia's face. I saw somthing a huge move high above. Julia had whipped her ponytail. A giant thread of hair fell near me. I tied to around my waist, it might come in handy.  I looked up at the blue wall of buttcheek infront of me. The base looked to be about some city blocks ahead. I should use her hair to climb up and get her attention. I ran up to her butt breathing heavily and looked straight up. The butt seemed to bulge outward. This would be more difficult than the time I climbed Mt. Fuji.

I started my ascent but digging my hands into the jean fabric. One hand after the other I slowly started up Julia. I heard the tv flick on and heard the booming voice of some talkshow host. This was good news for if Julia was entertained the show would give me a half hour at most to reach her pocket as a rest point. One hand after the other I climbed slowly and steadily as I had many times when hiking. Right hand...left hand...right hand...left hand...over and over. About fifteen minutes had passed and the same tv show was on. This means i have the full half hour hopefully. I stopped to catch my breathe and to see how far up I had gone. I looked downward, I was miles off the ground. This was good. I looked up to see a long gold laced band stretching to my right and disappearing behind Julias round cheek. I was closer then I thought. I climbed alittle higher and grabbed hold of the band. But there wasn't a pocket. I looked up and realized I was only a the bottom of the butt pocket. I was less than halfway there. I had to move fast incase Julia decided to get up. My only hope was her back pocket. I climbed faster than I ever had before. After a awhile I was closing in on the opening when I heard four words that made my heart stop. "Thats all for today". I prayed that Julia would keep watching tv but I knew I was wrong. Julia doesn't like to stay still for long...I climbed even faster sometimes jumping up to grab hold of the blue jean clad butt. I heard a loud moaning sound that I took to be a yawn. Suddenly everything went quiet. The tv had been turned off. I dug in my feet and legs and hugged Julia's moutain cheek. I knew what was coming next. The ground suddenly shot what seemed to be a million miles away as Julia started to get up. The air trappped under Julia escaped and tried to pull me down with it's hurricane force. I held on for dear life as I departed from the navy blue couch. I was higher than I have ever been before in my life. I had traveled by plane tons of time but this was somthing else. I was smack in the middle of Julias butt. I could look straight down at the purple fuzzy carpet and see it as it was...a purple fuzzy carpet. It was no longer a landscape. The booming fottsteps of Julias reached my ears once more as she started to move. I felt like I was on the worlds tallest ferris wheel. Her butt went upwards when she moved her left foot and downward when she moved the right. I could hear the fabric streching around Julias buttcheeks and grinding inbetwwen her ass as she walked. I have held on to a cliffsides during monsoons before but not cliffsides that moved.It was actually quite awing. It felt like I was holding on to the sky as it moved. Suddenly the booming footsteps stopped. This was my chance. I used the hair I got from Julia and tied a lasso with one hand. I let go with my right side holding on with only my left. I threw the hair lasso upward and managed to get it into the opening of the butt pocket despite it being pressed shut by Julia's butt. I tugged to make sure the hair was secure and eased my weight onto it until I was practically hanging. I started upwards again but soon after everything started moving again. I heard the fridge door close with a massive clap. Julia started moving again. I didn't have time to grab hold and was left hanging. I swung left and right. I was sure I was going to die. I swung infront of a deep canyon. It went so deep I couldn't see the bottom. It was Julias buttcrack. I swung infront of it at leat five times but I could never swing the whole way across. Then everything shifted and I was suddenly hanging lower on Julias butt. I looked down and saw giant wooden ledges. Julia was going upstairs. In the constant swinging and spinning I managed to get a look at my watch. It was already 10:00. Bedtime.       

I couldn't stand the swinging back and forth for much longer. Everytime I swung in front of Julia's grand canyon of a buttcrack it felt like it would swallow me. I just shut my eyes tight and hoped for the best. It went against every survival instinct in my body not to see my surroundings but this was just too much. Eventually the swinging died down and I managed to get a hold of Julia's buttcheek again. I finished my climb and grabbed hold of the pocket opening. It was so tight I didn't have to worry about falling in I simply slid into it. I only let my torso and legs slip in just in case. I left my arms out and free. I heard what seemed to be a faucet open. It sounded like a waterfall. I looked up and saw Julia's ponytail swishing side to side. She was brushing her teeth. Then her entire body turned sharply to the left. I started screaming to get Julia's attention. She couldn't hear me of course I was just a speck but it helped calm me down. If she was going to the toilet I was done for... the bathroom door sqealed open and Julia entered her bedroom. I was safe once again. Then everything suddenly got looser and I felt myself lower down to the ground. Julia was taking off her pants. I fell straight into the pocket opening. It felt like the time I fell of a congo tree but softer and scarier. The bottom of the pocket caught me and I could breathe again. I could almost feel the ground below me then I went flying into the air. I managed to keep my cool as everything went weightlesss then landed with a thud on a wavy surface. After some scrambling and tunneling I got out of the cavern of a butt pocket. I was on her bed. All around me waves of sheets. they were white with a floral pattern on them. Then the shadow came back over the land.

I was at the edge of the bed with Julia standing infront of me putting on spandex short-short pajamas. It was quite a sight to see. Then it dawned on me that she was simply going to lay down and sleep. Whether I was under her or not. I ran in the opposite direction as fast as I could. Due my size i didn't get far when a massive thigh flew over head. It was huge. It blocked out my entire veiw of the ceiling. It came down with a thunderous boom and made me fly into the air in the opposite direction. I started running again when another monster thigh blocked my path. I was trapped. The twin thighs rested jiggiling slightly as Julia got comfortable. I was in a valley. I heard a very loud moan and the lights suddenly went out. Julia was about to go to sleep. I should find a safe place to spend the night also. If Julia were to roll over I would be a stain. With the light of the moon I ran as fast as I could to an exit. I couldn't run around the mountain leg it would take all night. I would have to go either over or under..I chose under I've had enough of heights for one day. I ran up to the leg and started to burrow underneath her. Thankfully I had also had experiance in digging when I had to survive in a mud pool during a hurricane.. The soft matress gave me enough give to crawl underneath Julia.I inched my way to the other side slowly. An hour had passed when suddenly my hand felt fresh air. I was finally at the other side. Just as I was pulling myself out Julia rolled onto her side. It was my lucky day Julia moved her mountain range of a thigh by herself. I was free at last. Then I felt the wind escape my lungs and I was lunged upward. I was being held in place by Julia's upper thigh. The loose threads in the spandex and Julia's sweat held me onto her thigh like glue. I looked down then up from were I was being held. I was midway up the thigh. I could see Julias buttcheek up ahead. She had left her legs apart and her butt looked beautiful. As I was gazing at the perfect rear of my old friend in the moonlight I didn't notice somthing massive above me in time. It came down quickly and began to rake the leg. Julia was scratching. The enormous purple colored fingernails hit me and freed me from my sweaty prison. I dropped down against the underside of Julia's leg onto her left leg the was underneath.Her jelly thigh caught me and I bounced alittle. I though about just sliding down the rest of the way to make my escape. Then I saw her butt again. Her cheeks were so inviting. It wasn't that far off either only a mile or so. Which is not far at my size considering what I have seen. I made my way to the butt.

I arrived at Julia's magnificent backside and looked up in awe. I was standing on one cheek while the other was above me. It streached into her thigh and then into her calfs then foot. Her entire leg was like a county all by itself. I thought about making camp here but decided against it. I didn't want to be butt paste when Julia woke up. I started walking towards the edge of her butt to slide down to the bed. It would be like sliding down two one-hundred story buildings stacked on top of each other. I take a deep breathe and was about to jump when I heard an "mff". The cheek underneath me quaked alittle when Julia said that. Oh god above no...I heard a deep rumbling from deep inside Julias crack. DEAR LORD NOOOO. I laid myself flat against Julias cheek and held on. I prepared for the worst. Then it happened. I have never been infront of a jet engine before but I imagine it would be nothing compared to this. I was being blown back by 120 mph winds. I almost couldn't hold on to the fabric from the force. I was at a 45 degree angle, the only thing keeping me from flying away was my grip. My watch and my knife flew off me. Despite the loud PFFFT that came with it i could hear an "Ahhhhhh" The smell was retching and I threw up. It only last about two seconds but they were the worst two seconds of my life. Afterwords I couldn't hear anything but a ringing sound and I couldn't smell anything either. My eyes stung and my arms felt like jelly. I stumbled around until I felt myself falling. I banged and tumbled down the cleft of Julias"buttcheek until I hit bottom. I felt horrible I looked up at Julia's butt and said "why". As if to answer my question it came down upon me like the night sky itself was falling. Covering me and trapping me. Julia's salty warm sweat sunk into my mouth. I'm sure if I had a sense of smell I could still smell that hurricane gas. Despite the tons of fat tissue ontop of me I drifted off.  

I awoke feeling like I had been eaten by a lion and shat out. I could barley move my arms and my legs were sore as hell. I took one look upwards and remembered were I was. I shot upright and took in my surroundings. I was still on Julia's white sheets. Judging by the dull but loud thumping sound coming from behind the door, I figured my hearing was back. As for my sense of smell....I didn't know yet.

The door swung open reaveling Julia in a orange two piece bikini with sandals on. As usual her feet made the ground quake and sent a shiver up my spine. She bent over a drawer and took out a purse. That same purse then came flying through the air straight at me. There was no point in running I couldn't escape a giant brown bag the size of a aircraft carrier. I braced for impact and good thing I did. The purse landed right behind me and sent me into the air. I landed on my back facing upwards. I think i saw the moon...literally. High above me I saw the pale underside of Julia's left asscheek. Her one cheek alone was enough to cover a city. My everything around me was dark again, covered by Julia's backside. I knew I would never make it if I were to run but I tried anyway.

My only hope was the purse I sprinted while Julia slowly lowered herself down onto the bed. She stopped lowering herself but I didn't stop running. She was about to plop down onto the bed and making me a pancake. To my great disbeleif she came down uneven. Her right cheek came down a few seconds before the left. The impact combined with the air expulsed sent me flying. I flew straight across from under her and landed just alittle beyond the edge of Julia's cheek. Then Julia started putting her weight down as she sat. It made and indent on the bed and I rolled down the slope she created. I quickly braced my foot and got a handhold. Slowly I climbed up the slope as fast as I could. Julia decided to get up at that very second. The bed sprung back up and so did I. I hurtled right into the opening of Julia's purse right as she scooped it up. 

Trapped once again, this time inside the purse of this non-chalant behemoth. Her simple act of sitting and standing up almost cost me my life, twice. Even in her sleep she managed to put me in life threatening danger. I could here her booming voice all around me while she chatted with her friends on the phone. She was meeting her friend Karen at the pool we were going to go to. Apperently I had "rudley ditched her". If only she knew....

About after two hours and a lot of bouncing around in this prison I was rewarded by being dumped on the ground, again. I walked out of Julia's purse and into the hot blazing sun. Like towering skyscrapers above me I could see Julia and Karen's legs. The hot pavement made me sweat and I saw that we were not that far from the pool itself. Then I took another look. All around me all I saw were death traps. The pool was an enormous circle with shallow water at the edge to deep water to at the center. In the center there was an island with an artificial palm tree. Around the pool was white sand to make it seem like the beach. In the sand however I saw certain doom. Monstrous people large and small running and playing but to me they were all alrge. A chubby lady walked nearby and knocked me down on my butt just by walking. Above me a huge foot went soaring over my head and landed infront of me. It came down with an enourmous BOOOOM. Julia had just stepped over me. Another BOOOM to my right and Karen had just started her way to the beach, leaving me alone. I looked out at the pool. I was not hopeful...

No sooner had I begun walking back to the purse when a giant girly teenager plopped down next to the purse and sent me tumbling. Her foot shot out and kicked me far out into the sand dunes. It smelled like sweat and chlorine. I could finally smell again I was glad/sad. The impact took the wind out of me as I soared. I was afraid very very afraid. I had lived in the worst of deserts for months on end but not with the fear of being squashed every second. I climed up a sandy hill and saw I was in the middle of nowhere. As usual somthing enourmous crossed above me. Unlike the booming sounds of footsteps all I heard was sand shifting under weight. I caught a glimpse of this new terror's figure. An hourglass figure, most likley a woman. Two two colossal mountains of tit smahed down in front of me. Yup definantly a woman.

They pressed down deep into the sand leveling it out and creating valleys. The only thing containg the twin Mt. Everests was a black bra. Above me I saw a chin but not much else beside the blond hair. The breast flattened out alittle and pushed the sand out more, taking me with it. I was still gawking of this womans cleavage I didn't mind getting waist deep in sand. Thats when she got up. But only for a second to shift foward from were she was laying down. I was scooped up into her cleavage. Her breasts radiated heat and were like a huge sweaty cavern. The massive girl then flipped on her back sending her breast mashing together. I was in the best sandwhich anyone could hope for. Now instead of being in a cave I was in a valley. I could see this girls face now. She was wearing sungalsses but she still looked pretty. She didn't even notice me as she rested her head back. I figured I might as well enjoy myself so I went for a walk.

All around me the titanic tits of the hot blond's whose cleavage I was now occupying started to sweat and slightly jiggle. The rhythmic pattern of her breathing made it seem as though they were getting bigger by the second. Suddenly they did, with a swift motion the blond woman crossed her arms and her breasts were forced up together trapping me. Her face remained nonchalant unaware of the trek that she had unknowingly bestowed upon me.

Her immense bust towered all around me. Her sweat created a muggy hot box for me to walk through. Every moment was like being in a furnace. The light of day above seemed to mock me knowing I could never scale up to reach it. My sight was swimming it must be 200 degrees in here. Her crossed arms continued to restrain the mountains of boob forcing them upon me.

Falling to the "ground" from the heat, I caught another glimpse of the blond's beautiful uncaring face. Laying there in her bust with her sweat clinging to me like it was my own my head seemed to go off on it's own. On the verge of a heat stroke the blond uncrossed her arms and let the sun shine down. I just lay there on my side staring at the now distant right breast.

Using all my strength to avoid being broiled alive on the chest of a girl to whom I am less than a bug; I got up and faced the journey ahead. Walking through the endless desert of the blond's belly seemed like a certain death trap but It was the only way to go. I felt like a true nomad, the jiggly flesh of the blond made my feet sink into her making my trip a challenge. Tying my shirt around my head also helped tap into my inner wanderer.

Below me i heard rumble. I turned to look at the blonds face to see what was up. She had a slight scowl and she bit her huge plush bottom lip slightly. The "ground" suddenly rose a bit to the right causing me to be at a slight incline. still looking at the blonds face the scowl disappeared and she let out a breathe. Her scowl turned into a grin when I heard a sharp but ever present "thhhhppssssss...". That dumb bitch had just farted. The ground returned to normal and i was thankful that I hadn't been at ground zero.

I continued my trek until I could make out the hole of the blond's belly button. Before i could reach it however the titanic girl shifted. I was thrown forward incredibly hard as the blonde sat up slightly. I went tumbling into her belly button when my world flipped once again. The first one of my senses to respond was my nose. I threw up immediately the smell was so concentrated. It just stank of pure shit. However I was trapped inside the blonds belly button since ground beneath me was a sand barrier. There was no escape from her colossal fart. After tying my shirt around my nose I began digging. I knew there was no way I could dig out from under her the distance that had to be covered was just too much. I was doomed.

Giving up hope of surviving I sat in my sand hole contemplating death and breathing in methane packed air. No matter what I did I was doomed. If i stayed put her body heat would kill me. If I dug down away from the heat I would never escape the hole I would have to dig. My best chance was suicide by cave in. I started pounding at the walls of sand cursing the blond for forsaking me. The sand started to shift and I prepared myself for death.

To my surprise I was falling downwards. Shit I'm going to hell I thought. Though I started to tumble like I was on a slope. The smell of fart wasn't as strong here. It was pitch black and I started to feel the walls around me. I must be in an air pocket made by the blonds titanic ass. My theory turned out to be correct as the light of day blinded my eyes.

Adjusting to the light I looked up to see a truly gorgeous but massive woman towering above me. Her face hidden by the tons of fat she carried on her chest.  She raised her arms miles into the sky, stretching and then began to lower her butt. Truly a marvelous sight. Like watching planets collide but being on one of the planets. Black and white stripes filled my vision as I was about the be smothered out of existence.

The survivalist inside me roared awake and I assumed the Nagasaki mountain position. Laying my body flat and spread and using all my muscles to force myself into the ground I was protected as the ass to end all asses crashed down on top of me. My quick thinking however did not save me from a mouth full of bikini fabric. Her sweat covered my body once again and I felt myself glued to her butt. I felt her shift and instead of facing upwards towards her ass I was now spread out on it.

I looked up my face feeling like it had just been compressed beyond human endurance. I was on a hill that doubled as a continent. Or so i felt. Lifting my body up from the blonds titanesses butt, I could see her head off in the distance. Her blond hair now tied in a ponytail using a black hair tie. All around me her rear end expanded in all directions so that I could barely see the sands below. To my right a canyon divided the mounds of fat that was my world. Then.. a rumble was heard, A shiver of fear was felt and a loud giggle was heard. I was at ground zero.