First officer private Kurt had driven to his first
undertaking as an official police officer. The 5’8 (~172cm) officer had donned
his trusty cap from graduation, and a badge proudly denouncing the evils of
mistruth and love. His first task, an
emergency call, citing an assault on a man. Suspect is believed to be involved
in a robbery, and is trapped inside a building with a large object blocking the
entrance. The fire doors are under
maintenance so only the front doors would be accessible if it weren’t for the
blockade. It’s believed that the suspect is attempting to barricade himself in
the super market over a loaf of bread. Typical cease and desist job.
Unfortunately, Kurt wasn’t the best with directions. A fatal
flaw in his appropriation of orders. He had ended up in the wrong district of
super markets and went for the smallest building between them, which happened
to be the building in the center, the conference hall.
When he had arrived, there was a strange object at the door,
but it wasn’t necessarily blocking the door. More like, it was the world’s
tallest man standing right at the door, he seemed to be staring at his fingers
given how his head was lowered . But this unusually tall man had unusual
proportions, like he wasn’t the typical lanky tall dude, but a “hunk” of a man.
What’s more his hair seemed oddly smooth and combed rather oddly, as if it were
meant for a child. As a police officer,
he needed to be in tune to all sorts of people even the tallest bloke in the
world should not undermine the law.
Kurt went to pat the burly giant on the shoulder.
“Scuse me bud, have you witnessed any robberies around
here?” he asked the beefy gentlemen.
The large lad turned towards the source of the question, his childish instinct was to look up towards
that of an adult, that which should be authoritarian, failing to notice Kurt.
What Kurt saw surprised him to no end. The face that failed
to notice him belonged to a child. It was an enlarged child’s face! What was
the head of a kid doing on such a big body?
Kurt knew better than to fall for a trick though. It got him real good.
He wasn’t even holding anything incriminating, well, he was holding a doll,
which was a little weird, but it still was enough to fool Kurt. Jerk.
“Hah, okay very funny guys you can take off the costume and
get off the stilts, I need to speak with you guys on account of –“ As Kurt
spoke, he reached his hand out to grab
the so called mask and pinched it trying to pull it off. They must of got their
money’s worth, because this mask felt like the real thing! The so called Mask looked down, eyes
glittering in the light whilst looking at the officer.
“Heyy that’s sooo awesome! Even Police officers are super
small now!” The imposing giant called out. His voice was unnaturally high for
such a giant; it really does fit his face though! What a clever trick! It sound
just like a child, but slightly more compelling due to the increased volume.
“Yes a police officer would look short when you’re on
stilts. Okay guys, time to hop out of there, come on. You’re interrupting
the….people…” Kurt did the guys on the stilts a favour and undid the oversized
flannel bottom buttons. However was in for a shock when he ended up Exposing a
warm belly underneath and a dinky little inwards belly button.
“You’ve got to be kidding me, come on guys get out of there”
Kurt asked again. He knocked on the supposed belly button but the warm skin replied in an appropriate
response to the time of day. And gurgled very loudly.
The so called mask of
a face blushed lightly in response to the sound.
“U-uhmm, mister, is my tummy being naughty? I just need some
food and then he wont be naughty any more.” The large disguised man said.
“They thought of
everything with this disguise, I might have to ask them where they got it from
so I can show it off a t a party. So I’m guessing they must be in the legs
then…just look at them, I’ve trained to be fit myself and even both my tree
trunk legs couldn’t match them together!” Kurt admonished.
Kurt stepped closer to the stilted giant, he was a little
uncomfortable since it was such a well made costume. It was sure imposing,
especially to a guy that was 5’8. During the whole progression of this he swore
that the shorts had elevated to a higher position during this whole ordeal, as
the decorative straps were right in front of his face.
Kurt tried to pry open the overly sized shorts. Damn, seems
like the straps aren’t for show, it was too tight for it to be some decorative
piece.
“Alright bud, you asked for it I’m dropping those duds of
yours, hope you didn’t make this
indecent for the public.” Though technically it would be indecent of him
for revealing it. But it shouldn’t exist in the first place.
Kurt attempted to undo a single strap. Oh snap, it’s damn
tight. Only a parent or a friend playing
a prank would do this level of tightness, but it seemed like a simple kids
double loop tie. Just pulling on one strap should undo the lot. But why was
this so difficult? Out of the corner of his eye, he noticed a round shape
appear from the pants, two round shapes in fact. Both were smaller than a
normal human head but with these pants, maybe they were just making a small
impression. Jeez they have to stand like that all day? Then the third round
shape threw his head for a loop, this was the big one. What an absurd joke this
was. They even made it seemed like it’d be the size of a human head. Kids these
days playing pranks on poor officers. How’d they fit three people in there? Was
he doing the splits or something? It looked very awkward from where Kurt was
standing.
Just as he was about to undo the strap, the apparent free
hand grasped the officers arms. Crud, this impressions strong too.
“Uhm Officer?. My pee pee isn’t in trouble is it?”
The comment the stilted behemoth gave was very concerning.
But now he knew this lot was hiding something. They wouldn’t stoop so low
otherwise.
“ Sir or madams, your pee pee
can get you in serious trouble for indecency in public, having three
heads in there doesn’t mean you can make a sick joke like this.”
The masked face continued to blush slightly, getting awkward, the expression was on point for such
a contraption.
“I uhmm I’m sorry Officer…it’s because I’ve grown so big
that…my,…. My doodle is bigger too now…”
“Right, that’s it. This isn’t the time for crude jokes .I’m
going to have to put you into custody for public indecency towards an officer. Get out of there. Now!”
In one fell swoop, the finally managed to undo a single
strap causing the pants to visibly
loosen, and
Well for pg’s sake we can’t put the rest of what happened in
the story. Just know that Kurt had opened the pants to the underworld. And
freaked out the moment he realised what lurked in the depths of darkness
itself.
For a brief moment, the giant boy winced in embarrassment,
and a soothing feeling washed over him again, causing the boy to power up and
grow larger still. Because of his big proportions of a thickened giant, his
waist had grown to push the officer aside. The objects inside the pants said
their warm goodbyes as they rose higher above him as the giant’s free hand
covered them up shyly.
“Nnnn….. Officeerrr! don't look there!!!!” The giant boy cried
out. Having to use his other hand to cover up as well, even though his pants
were still on relatively tight, just a little loosened. The unnoticed insect on
the hand that was douglas clinged on for dear life, but was generally and
mentally unfazed thanks to the earlier incident.
“Ooo-oohh ---! I gota get out of here! They were right! This
case WAS too big for me!” Kurt stammered, struggling to make an exit as the
growing boy pushed him off balance, thankfully for Kurt, he pushed him outside
the building. Having been left to fall to his butt, Kurt scurried backwards and
quickly got up on his feet, hastily running towards his police car. Ignoring
the presence of heavy rain outside.
“W-wait! Officer! I- I can’t tie it up by myself! Could you
at least tie it back up for me?” The giant said while trying to crouch through the
door, obviously failing, bumping his head on the frame, as he continued
thundering larger now surpassing 15 feet(4.57meters)
in just minutes. The giant fell on his
butt as a growth spurt had caused him to hit the frame again .Despite his worry
about stranger danger, it still seemed like he needed an adult to tie laces
for him, god knows if his shoes ever get untied… "What if my pants fall down officer?"
“Not my problem ya
overgrown mutt!” Kurt yelled back, doing his seatbelt as quickly as he could.
He drove out of there as fast as he legally could, scratch that, he turned on
the sirens and sped off as quickly as possible.
“Wh-what in the world did I just see, who the ---- would do
such a thing? I seriously hope that was a prank. I can’t handle pranks like
that, nuh-uh” a distressed Kurt spoke in a rush, avoiding traffic as he sped
into the local neighbourhood. First day on the job and he gets some freak show growing abnormally huge like in the movies? Maybe he needed to find out where they were keeping the nuclear waste...
Krsshh “Come in! Kurt? where the hell are you?” The radio
transmitted through the walkie talkie speaker. “ We got a 10-18 on suspect! We
need you, NOW!”
Kurt picked up his speaker.
“Yeah 10-18 my ass! That boy was growing larger! He’s a
freaking giant! No way am I doing that!” Kurt cried out, his voiced breaking
under the stress.
“He??? HE??????” The woman’s voice shouted furiously,
distorting the sound for the transmission temporarily. “ Kurt where the heck
did you learn about genders? It’s a SHE! SHE’S Growing Larger! Are you hiding
in a dumpster anywhere? Confirm your location!”
“-------! What in god’s name are you talking about? I was at
the conference hall! The suspect was clearly a boy! I saw the doorbell myself!
It rang as loud as a ding and a dong could you know?!?!?”
“Kurt! You ----- IDIOT! It was a SUPERMARKET down in the
north WESTERN side just on the highway GOING
TO the conference hall! She’s almost out grown the entire building! Get your
mind out of the gutter and bring your arse over there and provide backup ASAP
or else it it‘ll be more than just her ass getting a spanking!”
Krshh.
Kurt shook his head in disbelief. First the hurricane evacuation effort and now
TWO giants were growing rampant?
Way above Kurts pay grade, but the closest exist to Mink was
the west side anyway, it couldn’t hurt to confirm the second giant….could it?
Just a quick drive by and that’s all he needed. Then he's outa there.
Unfortunately, Lulu had other plans, whether she knew them or not.