Summary: After being accidentally miniaturized in an experiment gone wrong, Jerry has finally reunited with Jennifer, his desirable and dominating ex-girlfriend. Now, he must try to adjust to his new normal…no small feat when it seems everyone else is obsessed with his entertainingly tiny stature.
Sequel to ‘The Adventures of Jen and Jerry.’
Categories: Butt,
Entrapment,
Feet,
Footwear,
Gentle,
Giant,
Humiliation,
Insertion,
Mouth Play Characters: None
Growth: None
Shrink: Minikin (3 in. to 1 in.), Nano (1/2 in. to 2.5 nanometers)
Size Roles: F/m
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 74
Completed: Yes
Word count: 271060
Read: 154532
Published: September 15 2021
Updated: December 19 2022
1. Chapter 1: Pantheress Solitaire by Zerda
2. Chapter 2: Dinner With Titans by Zerda
3. Chapter 3: Talking to Thunder by Zerda
4. Chapter 4: Katie by Zerda
5. Chapter 5: Christine by Zerda
6. Chapter 6: Bedtime Pouch by Zerda
7. Chapter 7: Wipedown by Zerda
8. Chapter 8: House Call by Zerda
9. Chapter 9: Meeting with Jasper Tomlin by Zerda
10. Chapter 10: Remy's Return by Zerda
11. Chapter 11: Jerry's Return by Zerda
12. Chapter 12: The Boardwalk by Zerda
13. Chapter 13: Proposal by Zerda
14. Chapter 14: Scratched by Zerda
15. Chapter 15: Dangerous When Wet by Zerda
16. Chapter 16: All Nighter by Zerda
17. Chapter 17: Bottled by Zerda
18. Chapter 18: A Different Proposal by Zerda
19. Chapter 19: Big City by Zerda
20. Chapter 20: Talking Alpha by Zerda
21. Chapter 21: Larissa by Zerda
22. Chapter 22: Shooting Alpha by Zerda
23. Chapter 23: Back Home by Zerda
24. Chapter 24: Romp by Zerda
25. Chapter 25: Nightmare Part 1: Sleepwalk by Zerda
26. Chapter 26: Out for Lunch by Zerda
27. Chapter 27: Vet Consultation by Zerda
28. Chapter 28: Talking Gamelandia by Zerda
29. Chapter 29: Larissa Cont'd: Bikram Blues by Zerda
30. Chapter 30: Nightmare Part 2: Bubble World by Zerda
31. Chapter 31: Modelling In Miniature by Zerda
32. Chapter 32: Shooting Gamelandia by Zerda
33. Chapter 33: Off-Set Gamelandia by Zerda
34. Chapter 34: Press Cover by Zerda
35. Chapter 35: Flashback: The GPR by Zerda
36. Chapter 36: A Day on the Bay Part 1 by Zerda
37. Chapter 37: A Day on the Bay Part 2: Splashdown by Zerda
38. Chapter 38: Skyros Part 1: VIP Lounge by Zerda
39. Chapter 39: Skyros Part 2: The Orange Room by Zerda
40. Chapter 40: Skyros Part 3: The Blue Room by Zerda
41. Chapter 41: Skyros Part 4: Central Floor Sub-Room by Zerda
42. Chapter 42: Exit Club by Zerda
43. Chapter 43: The Invitation Part 1 by Zerda
44. Chapter 44: The Invitation Part 2 by Zerda
45. Chapter 45: Club Galaxy Part 1: The Floor by Zerda
46. Chapter 46: Club Galaxy Part 2: Head Games by Zerda
47. Chapter 47: Club Galaxy Part 3: The Heights by Zerda
48. Chapter 48: His House, Her Rules Part 1 by Zerda
49. Chapter 49: His House, Her Rules Part 2 by Zerda
50. Chapter 50: His House, Her Rules Part 3 by Zerda
51. Chapter 51: His House, Her Rules Part 4 by Zerda
52. Chapter 52: Anya by Zerda
53. Chapter 53: Bad Chemistry by Zerda
54. Chapter 54: Kept Man by Zerda
55. Chapter 55: Her Smallest Fan by Zerda
56. Chapter 56: Hide and Seek Part 1 by Zerda
57. Chapter 57: 5 Star Prison by Zerda
58. Chapter 58: Hide and Seek Part 2 by Zerda
59. Chapter 59: 5 Star Prison Cont'd by Zerda
60. Chapter 60: Hide and Seek Part 3 by Zerda
61. Chapter 61: Foot Spa by Zerda
62. Chapter 62: After Party Part 1: Balcony by Zerda
63. Chapter 63: After Party Part 2: Pool by Zerda
64. Chapter 64: After Party Part 3: the Firebird Café by Zerda
65. Chapter 65: After Party Part 4: Paradise by Zerda
66. Chapter 66: New Life by Zerda
67. Chapter 67: Another Proposal by Zerda
68. Chapter 68: Pillow Talk by Zerda
69. Chapter 69: Vet Exam by Zerda
70. Chapter 70: Blast from the Past by Zerda
71. Chapter 71: Night In by Zerda
72. Chapter 72: Screwing Around by Zerda
73. Chapter 73: The Big Day by Zerda
74. Chapter 74: Epilogue: My World by Zerda
Chapter 1: Pantheress Solitaire by Zerda
It was a big house, with more than enough space for the six of them. It belonged to the hostess Christine, and her fiancé Tyler. In celebration of settling the property she had decided to arrange a small housewarming dinner party for friends of theirs who lived close enough to the city to make it.
It seemed like everything had been meticulously thought out; the food was finishing up as the guests arrived and filling the house with smoky woodfire aromas. It was laid out in the dining room, which was warm and glowing with orange spots of candlelight, but otherwise dark around the corners of the room, and made Christine feel like they were all going to break out an Ouija board as soon as the sun went down. She personally would not have kept it so murky but tonight it was necessary.
The long mahogany dining table was covered in a tablecloth but only barely. It was instructed not to drape to the floor. This was to prevent it from creating a passage to the carpet – the carpet was out of bounds. The tablecloth also had to be jet black, which was personally a little dark for Christine’s taste; she would have preferred an indulgent, lustrous color, maybe red, but red was completely out; it was only a shade away from pink, and pink was a ‘problem’ color.
Added to that, they had all agreed to wear black – more tablecloth logic. Christine and her two female guests had all agreed to wear the same style dress: a black, long sleeve, form-hugging cocktail dress. It had to be skin tight and short-skirted; no ruffles, folds, or long flapping hemlines or anything that tiny objects could get lost or concealed inside. Their legs were covered by black pantyhose and they each had left their shoes at the door.
For Christine, who liked bright and pastel colors, all the black was a bit of a bummer. And, for that matter, she would have raised an eyebrow at the notion of identical dresses, but after everyone had turned up at the house and jokingly complimented each other’s senses of fashion, she had to admit it was kind of fun in a strange way, like they were all members of a secret club or coven or something.
The guys were also instructed to wear black, wearing snug black turtlenecks. The neck rolls infringed on the ‘no folds‘ rule, but it would probably be okay, as long as they didn’t roll their sleeves up and create folds in contact with the dining table. It was harder for the men to find formal shirts that were slim-fitting enough. But at least the guys did find things to wear in the end. Well, almost all the guys.
All of this slim-fitting apparel; Christine could see where it was leading and it brought her a pang of regret. The prohibition on long, hanging, draping things: it meant no jewellery. And what a shame: she had an eye-catching pair of dangly gold and crystalline drop earrings she had been planning to pull out for this very occasion. On the other hand, maybe it was better to keep the gold toned down with all the black, to avoid looking like an Egyptian funerary priestess.
She was wrong about the jewellery.
Dangly earrings? Her advisor interrupted. Great. Necklaces. Bracelets. Rings.
Why?
It’s climbable.
‘Climbable’? To Christine, this was already starting to sound like it was going to be a very interesting evening. She knew exactly what all these idiosyncratic precautions were for – had been thoroughly forewarned – and the mental images she was getting with evocative words like ‘climbable’ were utterly surreal. She had to confess she was even growing excited. Over the phone, she was reassured her expectations were probably inflated; that everything would be surprisingly more normal than feared. But it was hard for her to wrap her head around it.
All of this prior planning had required a long, engaging phone consult with her old boarding school friend to walk her through exact specifications, and it was probably one of the strangest phone conversations she’d ever had in her life – and considering who she’d been talking to, that was saying something.
*
“I wasn’t sure if other people still did this anymore,” said Christine, looking around the table at the others, illuminated by the warm candlelight. She had let her guests finish their meals before trying to make another serious attempt at conversation.
“Do what?” said one of the men. It was the older, Levi. Tyler had just disappeared into the kitchen to clear away plates.
“Invite friends over for a dinner party,” Christine answered. “It’s not too lavish?”
The others murmured no, and mentioned how thoughtful everything was, how smoothly it was going. If unusual.
Tyler reappeared, putting another bottle of wine on the table before returning to his seat.
Christine took the wine and went to top up the girls’ glasses. Tyler and Levi had already fixed themselves with a couple of Heinekens. Without thinking, she was about to chide them for failing to bring out a third bottle but caught herself.
Levi’s girlfriend, Katie, was still taking occasional sips of her earlier wine so Christine refilled Jennifer’s glass and then her own. With her big eyes, Katie had a girlish look, and a subtle shade of red hair which could pass for brown, particularly in the dim lighting. People always complimented Christine’s honey blonde hair, but she personally envied the way Katie could get shades of lipstick to match the locks and eyebrows.
As for Jennifer – her long hair white-blonde, unlike Christine’s honey gold – well, she had dyed her hair now since Christine had last seen her, which was several years ago. Most of the hair length was dyed a lustrous midnight that shaded into the natural pale blonde at the tips. Not something Christine would have tried for herself – she was not nearly adventurous enough – but Jennifer was an exotic beauty; a striking blend of undefinable ancestry and her features enabled her to pull off the dual tones simultaneously.
And yet the hair dye wasn’t even the most striking thing about her old friend tonight.
The guys were now murmuring about something that had happened at Levi’s workplace, freeing the women to remark amongst themselves for the moment.
From her place at the table, Christine had a view right through the dining room and into the kitchen, to the window above the kitchen sink. Night had fallen outside; the window now glassy black. The same glossy bottomless color as, she observed idly, the ring band Jennifer was wearing. And Christine hadn’t been the only one to find herself drawn to staring at it, in lulls between conversation.
“I know I’ve said this already,” said Katie, the youngest woman of the three, turning in her seat to face Jennifer, the second youngest, “but I am in love with that ring.”
“You didn’t tell us where it came from,” added Christine, glad to let the conversation splinter off from whatever the boys were talking about. “It looks custom made.”
Jennifer straightened her hand flat upon the table, and the other two women leaned closer to admire it. The hunk of transparent, crystalline rock planted atop the black band was carved in the shape of a wild cat’s head.
“It is,” she replied. “They had to hollow out the head to create a little inner chamber.”
“That had to be a steep premium,” Christine said with a twinge of regret.
“Jerry bought it for me,” Jennifer answered, adding coyly: “Let his accountant deal with it.”
“Who’s Jerry’s accountant?”
“Me,” said Jennifer.
There was a titter of contained amusement.
She continued:
“Have to confess, girls: I might have been twisting his arm a little negotiating figures – metaphorically, of course.”
I would certainly hope so, Christine thought.
“He proposed?” Katie’s voice piqued with excitement.
“It’s not an engagement ring,” said Jennifer. “This one’s a little heavy on the tinsel.”
“Even for you,” Christine said, a little wry.
“Lara Croft wouldn’t have the ambition to steal that,” Katie chimed in, then looked across at her boyfriend, “—Levi, did I get that reference correct?”
“Nailed it,” he said, barely a pause from the conversation he was having with Tyler.
“He’s the gamer,” she explained, looking back at the other two women.
“I knew it wasn’t an engagement ring,” said Christine, shaking her head. “The black band.”
“Shouldn’t it be the other way around?” Katie piped up. “A black panther head on a light ring band?”
“The head had to be clear all through,” Jennifer explained, “otherwise Jerry wouldn’t have been able to see anything. Ladies, come on, function first.”
“Mmmm,” Christine said under her breath, not entirely convinced that ‘function’ had unquestionably dominated the purchase, particularly where Jennifer was concerned. “Classic Jen,” she looked away with understated amusement. “Fierce animal head, fierce price tag.”
“As long as it does what we got it for,” Jennifer said with finality, “it doesn’t matter what it looks like or how much it cost. When it’s on my finger, it’s priceless.”
“I think it’s romantic,” Katie admitted. “It must look gorgeous on the inside.”
“It is gorgeous,” Jennifer mused, as they all stared down at it. “And the ring isn’t bad looking, either.”
Tyler had caught the tail end of the discussion and now jumped in with question:
"But how clearly would you be able to see, anyway? The stone would refract the light and cause photo-visual distortions – wouldn’t it?”
Christine noticed the men had been taciturn on the topic up to now. Or, when they did remark, it was on the practical details, as if keeping the interpersonal side of it at a distance. She wondered to herself if there wasn’t a little insecurity from them on the entire arrangement; possibly mentally substituting themselves into the picture and finding it distasteful to their male egos. The fact that both men were taken in by Jennifer – yes, even Tyler, she’d seen his eyes creep from pantyhosed leg upwards the moment Jennifer had walked in the door – made it even more amusing. And that made her think of a tiny Tyler; he sure wouldn’t make so much mess around the house.
"Jerry can see through it,” Jennifer replied, “but if it’s too bright, then yeah, it apparently creates optical illusions. He said it’s like looking at a Rubik’s cube through a kaleidoscope.”
“Oh!” Katie exclaimed with recognition. “It’s like a prison.”
Christine’s lips pursed in a faint smile.
“I think you mean ‘prism,’ sweetie.”
“Yes,” Katie nodded, “that’s the one.”
After a moment, Jennifer added:
“I know it’s a little showy, but I don’t wear it in the daytime because it gives him migraines.”
"Oh," said Levi, waving a hand straight up over his head, "that's why the ceiling light is off."
"Yes," Christine nodded. "And we lit up the candles."
"I thought the bulb must have blown and you guys were being too cheap for an electrician," Levi joked, and Christine made a sound of feigned disgust.
"I just thought the candles looked pretty," confessed Katie.
"No to the electrician and yes to the candles," Christine said. "But the main thing is that poor Jerry isn't having seizures while we're all admiring Jen’s ring."
"I couldn't do it," announced Levi. "I couldn't be attached to my girl at the teat like that, no offence, Katie—"
Katie shook her head at his choice of phrasing as if to say ‘knock it off.’
“How does the air get inside?” Tyler asked, trying to keep the discussion moving.
“They drilled a tiny hole under the panther’s mouth,” said Jennifer.
“You said it opens?” said Christine.
Jennifer nodded, capturing the panther head between her forefinger and thumb and stroking it affectionately, as if the feline were a living housepet. Her long nails gleamed in the candlelight, and Christine recalled something Jennifer had said earlier upon having her nails praised by Katie: that they had never looked better since she’d started dating Jerry again.
“The head unscrews from the base,” Jennifer replied.
“That’s one way to save the jeweller from jimmying around to reset the stone,” Christine remarked.
Now that dinner was finished, the fine wine had been praised, and the pleasantries and catching-up conversation had passed, the talk was heading in the direction they had all secretly been hoping it would go in, from the moment they had all arrived.
Of course, they hadn’t really been staring at the sparkling panther head, but had been in awe of the tiny smear of shadow barely visible within, naked, huddled up inside the transparent stone’s inner chamber, almost as if he was sitting on the panther’s silicate tongue, locked away behind its teeth…
. . .
The conversation thrummed through the dining room’s vast airspace. Every time someone spoke, the acoustic waves rattled the air. Voices beat back and forth like bees passing right by my ears, but magnitudes louder, deeper, and with the ‘drop everything’ immediacy of an earthquake. I was lucky if I got two seconds to breathe and put a coherent thought together in my head, let alone find some way to send my frail voice out into the immeasurable ether beyond the deceptively-angled glassy box that enclosed me, like a strange magician’s prop.
From inside the crystalline panther head, soundwaves were more reliable than light. Jennifer had not been lying when she’d said I could see out of the gemstone, but she had not specified whether I could comprehend what I saw.
The world arrived to me in a collection of fractured shards, which magnified objects from some angles and minimized them from others, while all things were silhouetted in a spectrum of shifting colors, and the flickering candlelight turned it into a wavering lightshow like some psychedelic James Bond opening sequence.
The fractured shards resembled how I imagined a fly saw the world; its compound vision a disorienting array of tessellating grids like rainbow-tinged fish scales. The allusion to an insect was an unfortunate coincidence, but wholly apt in my current predicament.
I currently stood no more than one centimeter tall.
Any time I tried to speak, my voice got trapped with me inside the iridescent chamber, fading away with a chiming echo. Throughout the evening, the droning conversation, as well as the deafening clatter of cutlery had effectively dampened any hope I had of being heard.
But I could hear the other guests with perfect clarity, as if an orchestra of human voices played right outside my prismatic cell. The problem was the sounds played within the hollow of the gemstone with horrible clanging effect. The big bright sounds bounced around the interior and resonated through my internal cavities as a medium; every single uttered word vibrated my insides like I was being played as a percussion instrument. The sensations this produced varied depending on the mood in the room; quiet murmurs were merely irritating and ticklish, but if the conversation grew lively, this became sensitively painful for my diminutive frame until I had to jump up and start shaking my limbs and bouncing on my toes as my bones twanged and my muscles started to feel like they were crawling around like worms, and a scream built up in my head.
Earlier on, one of the men had muttered a joke between bites of his meal, and there was a sudden explosive bloom of extended laughter in response. While their vocal amusement had rippled around the table, I was on my hands and knees gagging with giddy agitation, my organs twitching like dying insects.
After a blissful moment of quiet, a female’s great voice broke into the silicate walls through the hole of the panther’s throat, with that tuning fork chiming quality all sound produced when filtered through the cut, hollowed rock. The voice sounded like Christine, the hostess. She was a friend of Jennifer’s from high school, which itself was interesting.
Jennifer had a history of tending to drift somewhat capriciously between female friendships, as if she quickly grew bored of the company of other women, or the converse; the women felt ‘unsafe’ around her. Either explanation was equally likely. So, for one of her few female friendships to have endured for several years was, to me, a feat in itself, and I had been interested to come and meet this exceptional female. Though I couldn’t help but think she was probably just as interested to meet me, if for an entirely different reason.
Since arriving in her home, I hadn’t even seen what Christine looked like, except as a series of disconnected, glittery flashes of black fabric, and briefly, the porcelain shine of giant fingernails. But since the women were all wearing the same outfit, I couldn’t even be sure whether the fingers I’d glimpsed belonged to Christine and not the other guest, Katie.
From the conversation around the dinner table, I’d pieced together that Christine and Tyler were partners, and Katie and Levi were boyfriend and girlfriend. The latter couple seemed to have an age gap; boyfriend Levi sounded older than Tyler (and me) while girlfriend Katie sounded younger than Christine and Jennifer, who were almost the same age. Tyler sounded my age, but was apparently younger than Christine, meaning he was younger than me, but probably not by much. He sure wasn’t the shorter of us.
Obviously, I hadn’t sighted the men any better than the women, and couldn’t tell much else about them from their voices, except that they were evidently taken by Jennifer, though they tried to conceal it – with their own women present in the room, if for no other reason. I’d heard it in their voices when they’d been introduced to Jennifer by Christine. That didn’t take me by surprise; it was not my first ‘rodeo’ being out and about with Jennifer, I knew the game by now.
Her throaty purr was working its magic on them, even after they must have steeled themselves against her knockout good looks. She knew how to work her disarming voice like she was letting you in on a private joke, and it made grown men giggle like little girls at things that weren’t even remotely funny.
Eventually the guys’ voices had become a murmuring drone as they shared a discussion between themselves. Maybe they wanted to have a talk without the risk of one of their voices cracking.
After Christine started to speak, an instant later my brain was frantically interpreting her blaring articulation into something more resembling speech:
“JERRY’S BEEN SO PATIENT. YOU ARE INTENDING ON LETTING THE POOR LITTLE GUY OUT FOR LITTLE STROLL AT SOME POINT,” she was saying, “AREN’T YOU, JENNIFER?”
She had a warm, sparkling voice that was kind of motherly, even if her words had become loose and uninhibited. But then, fortified with wine and beer, everyone was relaxed and happy, and the conduct around the dinner table was becoming bolder, increasingly unchecked.
I was the only one still sharply, painfully sober, not by choice but because no one had yet been able to figure out how to enable me to take alcohol in a safe, measured way. Tyler had earlier suggested I be allowed to swim in a shallow serving of wine inside one of the glasses, to drink however little I could manage as I waded around, but Christine had shot that down, stating I was a guest, not a goldfish, while Jennifer had worried about the risk of me drowning – and I was too small for CPR.
Christine’s voice broke out again:
“I THINK WE’RE ALL LOOKING FORWARD TO A PROPER FACE-TO-FACE INTRODUCTION,” she said to Jennifer. “AND SO FAR I BELIEVE ALL YOU’VE GIVEN US IS A FACE-TO-SPECK INTRODUCTION.”
Another woman might have been patronized by the facetious intent behind these words. But not Jennifer, who, if anything, was every bit on Christine’s wavelength. She was, after all, the one exhibiting me on the tabletop as if I was nothing more than the jewellery I was contained inside. At my previous mouse size, I had bemoaned the sense of dwindling to the status of something like a keyring. With a shock, I realized even a keyring would be a step up from where I now stood. I might as well be a tiny, exquisite jewel set inside the stone.
At this point into the night, even I was keen to venture out into the wide wilderness outside the rock, if only to escape the echoing walls of the interior ring, which made sounds clang my nerves. But I had very little say over whether I left the rock or not, it was up to Jennifer – as almost everything concerning me now was these days.
Maybe Levi had been joking when he’d alluded to me being attached to Jennifer’s ‘teat’, but it wasn’t far off. I was practically as reliant on her as a tiny embryo. My previous mouse-sized self might have been horrified (to say nothing of my previous normal-sized self) by this extreme incursion into my independence, but at this infinitesimal size, personal liberties were luxuries that did not rain generously from the sky. Higher priorities prevailed. Like staying alive, for instance.
I depended on her virtually every waking minute, for everything: from transportation, and food, to physical protection. I would have loved to have added ‘physical affection’ to that list, but we were still negotiating how to do that safely at my size. So far, virtually all of our physical contact had been either for the purpose of my transportation, or to enable Jennifer to bring me close so she could make out my pinprick features and decipher the tiny squeaks of my voice.
But inconvenient lustful urges did not simply evaporate.
One time I had caught her looking at me (it was unavoidable, her face filled my visual field), her features caught on an expression that I recognized as a spontaneous desire to kiss me. Or, more specifically, it was the expression she had been wearing on past occasions a moment before spontaneously kissing me: a look of lingering, thoughtful eye contact and slow, half-lidded blinks. As she seemed to teeter on the impulse for more than a second – pausing for a moment too long as if she was seriously considering it –I felt myself staring in the face of two forking paths and utterly powerless which one I was destined for.
One of these paths ended in my death.
When Jen kissed she did it with passion or she didn’t do it at all. If she chose the wrong path, it was virtually certain her passion would be my reaper; in my mind’s eye I saw myself getting squeezed flat by the vacuum pressure of her lips, or getting sucked clean through their pucker, and down her throat to gargle and drown in her frothing stomach juices. And as she'd deliberated down upon me, the blood had rushed out of my face, the dread of imminent accidental consumption spiked, I let out a tiny whimper and wet myself. My stream must have been invisibly thin, because she didn’t notice. I was lucky that day: she had made the right decision; the lethal impulse had been curbed.
We hadn’t even talked about sex yet.
How could we? I was so small I was literally at the risk of being inhaled, if the force of inhalation was strong enough. To think the gravity keeping me tethered to the Earth could spontaneously reverse because Jennifer had indulged in a big yawn was a petrifying thought, enough to have me bolt upright awake at the sound of her quaking nocturnal sighs as she rolled over in half-sleep.
But this ever-present panic was necessary to keep me on my toes any time I was tempted to shrug off my humility and go flexing my individual rights far beyond the reasonable limits imposed by my puny height.
Chapter 2: Dinner With Titans by Zerda
A moment after Christine had finished speaking, it grew dark, but the candles had not gone out. The lighting in the dining room had not changed at all.
Rather, my crystalline containment was cast in shadow by some enormous objects that flew in and pressed against its outer walls. Their blockage of light cancelled out some of the refraction effects, giving me a clearer picture of them. It was the giant pads of two fingers and a thumb. I could tell they belonged to Jennifer, because a wall of white keratin extended over the end of each pad; fingernails long enough that they identified her apart from the other two ladies.
I was so small that, lying longways, I could have fit into the shadowy gap underneath the nail, against the tip of the finger, and been held in place there, by the pressure of the nail’s underside. I knew this because she had even floated the idea with me as a means of carrying me while keeping me from harm, shielded by one of her fingernails; this was at least before she got the ring which made that idea redundant. To my secret gratitude. Because, I associated the underside of the human fingernail as the place where dirt and other particles got trapped, even if she maintained her nails more diligently than most. I had no interest in sharing lodgings with those dirt particles and potentially being mistaken for some of them.
The length of each finger pad was double my height, and reddened with the pressure applied against the panther head. As they gripped the transparent rock’s polygonal outer walls, there was a grinding sound, and the clear, tessellated walls began to glitter as they revolved around me; slowly at first, and then, rapidly, before, in a couple of grinding rotations, the entire rock lifted straight up into the heavens and seemingly vanished.
The refraction cleared, but having been exposed to it for over an hour, my vision now blurred like I’d just taken off 3D glasses. Blinking until the outlines of things merged again, I then stared around.
I was standing on the pedestal of the ring base, with the black band curving down around the finger beneath me, out of sight. Jennifer’s ring finger extended out before me like a pier, the minute – but to me, blown up – creases of her skin even resembling the wood grain of planks, which ended in the polished diving board of her ring fingernail. Below that was the interlocking weave of a black fabric tablecloth which seemed to run away in every direction until eventually dropping off into space.
Across the table, a distance some football fields away, stood a couple of wine bottles stretched up like smooth glassy skyscrapers, the glass of one showing up its contents: plum red so dark it was almost black, while the other was clear and pure, transparent. Far beyond the black tabletop, the warm glow of candles floated in at me like distant wildfires from out of the shadowy gloom hanging around the corners of the room like faraway night sky. Taking a deep breath as someone about to jump off a cliff, I then forced my gaze upwards, as high as my neck would allow.
Interspersing my view of the blurry room walls, were four titanic sentinels, evenly spaced at the edges of the table, far out beyond me, each covered in the interwoven railroad texture of black fabric clinging to their forms. Each immense human shaped tower was comprised of rolling black fields suggesting the curves and bumps of muscles and fat deposits. There was no pretending not to notice the females’ busts when they were scaled up like hills and my neck creaked painfully trying to find their faces above. Anyway, I could not even see faces properly; they were glimpsed from below, at the angular jawlines like jutting cliff ridges, and up the twin dark culverts of nostrils. Not the most flattering angle, therefore I diverted my eyes from faces and focused on the black clothed bodies.
The four of them in my sight were not merely big but seemed supernaturally big, like gods and goddesses convening for a celestial meeting at the ends of this wide black plateau. Unimaginable that each figure was so big they were capable of effortlessly grasping up the skyscraper-sized wine bottles, displacing them from the tabletop and making them levitate in the air – from my point of view this notion seemed to break a law of physics somehow – even though, if anyone infringed any physical laws, it should have been me, at my diminutive size.
Looking at even a single one of the black sentinels made me light-headed as my eyes got lost amidst the expanse of endless fuzzy black landscape. Relative to me, the weight of each person was unfathomable, an accident of gravity on their part would have caused me to pop at the speed of light under a misplaced hand, foot or backside. With a small shiver it occurred to me that everyone in the room – except me – was at least a little tipsy.
Unseen, behind me, was seated Jennifer, at one end of the table, with the other four seated along the long ends.
Her voice hailed down at me as if from the clouds, like the voice of some Goddess of thunderstorms:
“JERRY, DON’T BE SHY.”
It was every bit as loud as it had been inside the panther head, but now, at least, lacked the painful chiming echo.
I didn’t move.
“HE’S VERY SHY,” she emphasised, as if to assure them it wasn’t their fault for being so big and terrifying, but my fault for being so dinky and delicate.
No one spoke for a long time. I felt like I was standing in a stadium with an unseen audience waiting for me to score the winning point. It only occurred to me now that I was naked. In fact I hadn’t worn a single article of clothing since being ultra-miniaturized a week ago. Having somewhat accustomed to the lack of clothes, I had to remind myself that being naked on a daily basis wasn’t normal. But what was ‘normal’ anymore—?
—I was the size of a grain of rice.
Stepping off the ring base, the soles of my feet came down upon the soft foamy flesh of the back of Jennifer’s straightened ring finger. Even at their magnificent sizes, the long feminine shapes of her fingers could be appreciated, given the illusion of further length by the sharp extensions of the nails.
She took good care of her body, and if anything, since my height had taken another hit, her self-grooming programme had become even more meticulous and exact. She wasn’t ashamed of her body; it wasn’t that she worried dirt and sweat would be unsightly to me, but that they created potential obstacles for my passage over her skin; making me slip or get stuck. Her natural terrain provided enough obstacles as it was.
In my path was a crease of flesh big enough to trip over; I stepped over it and continued along the springy flesh, heading towards the fingernail. The skin sunk underfoot like memory foam, reforming immediately as I lifted my weight again. It was so supple it would have been difficult to walk on such a surface at normal size, but my negligible weight made it easier for me to keep balanced, as gravity had less pull on me.
I carried on down the length of her ring finger. The creases on her skin were like thin shadowy lines in a sand dune. It even felt a little like walking on desert sand, or maybe the surface of a giant leathery balloon filled with sand; the skin sunk – if only minutely – under the soles of my feet with each step. Up close, the texture of her soft skin was grainy with the shedding of microscopic skin flakes, like sand particles. Treading over her flesh, my feet inadvertently kicked up these gossamer flakes, sending them swirling up into the air like road dust on a dry day, and sucked away again by the shifting air currents, whilst papering the soles of my feet.
The thermal activity of her blood vessels radiated warmth up through the epidermis contacting the soles of my feet. To her, this warmth was largely imperceptible as it was quickly wicked away by the surrounding air, but at my close proximity, her flesh was tropically warm, and sometimes had a tropical slimy dampness, too, from the shining dots of perspiration and sebaceous oil that oozed from the pinpricks of her pores.
The finger trembled, shifting minutely, too quick to have been deliberate. I dropped into a crouch, grabbing thick fistfuls of skin to hold myself steady.
“I HATE THIS,” came Jennifer’s voice, muttering through what sounded like a grim smile. “IT TICKLES.”
I froze. I already knew Jennifer hated being tickled, but gulped at the reminder. Attempting it could earn you a slap. And now I imagined she was doing everything in her power not merely to slap me but to flick me clean into space like an insect. I only prayed reason prevailed over her trigger-sensitive impulses. But she was naturally an impulsive person.
Now came the voice of the other female guest, Katie, which I distinguished only for sounding higher in pitch than either Christine’s or Jennifer’s voice.
“JENNIFER, CAN I ASK: HOW DO YOU PICK JERRY UP?”
Before Jennifer could answer, Christine suggested:
“YOU PLUCK HIM UP BETWEEN YOUR FINGERTIPS, SURELY?”
"I DON'T PINCH IF I DON'T HAVE TO," Jennifer said, adding dryly: “I’D PREFER TO NOT BE RESPONSIBLE FOR HIS EARLY DEMISE IF THAT’S POSSIBLE.”
“BUT,” said Christine, “WHAT OTHER WAY IS THERE? APART FROM, PERHAPS, A DOT OF DOUBLE-SIDED TAPE ON THE END OF A PENCIL TIP.”
“CLOSE ENOUGH,” Jennifer said cryptically.
“WHAT DO YOU MEAN?” said Katie.
A seat groaned – the sound of boulders grinding together – as Tyler leaned forward.
“IS IT POSSIBLE TO DO RIGHT NOW?” he said, his voice lit by a spark of eagerness, and maybe a trace of morbid curiosity.
“YOU WANT TO SEE?” Jennifer ventured dubiously. “IT’S KINDA WEIRD AND A TINY BIT GROSS."
"NO ONE'S JUDGING YOU, JEN," Christine rumbled in earnest. "I THINK WE'RE ALL A LITTLE IN AWE THAT YOU COME UP WITH THESE WORKAROUNDS."
From previous experience, I already knew what Jennifer was referring to but wished I didn’t. Unnerving that she was asking their permission to have it exhibited to them, but no one was asking whether I wanted to be the exhibit.
My feet were planted into the flesh bordering the long pink plank that was the fingernail.
Finally, I turned in a circle to face my girlfriend.
Before even a hope of meeting her eyes, my gaze was forced to scale, bit by bit, the flowing shape clothed in tight black that was her upper half. Her bust projected over my head, the globes of her prodigious breasts stretching against the black slim-fitting dress. At normal scale, Jennifer did not have whopping breasts, though they were tight and attractive. Technically Christine’s were bigger – as far as I could tell – but I had to score Jennifer the point for having the sexier overall figure up and down, an enviable hourglass that, in motion, arrested the eye with the hypnotic roll of her hips. But of course you say that about your own girl.
At the summit of this suggestively-shaped rolling black mountain, a gargantuan object covered the sky, like some great, sculpted moon. It was so big my eyes were slowed to a crawl, labouring to make the features out one at a time.
Closest to me there was a pale jutting ridge of skin which, further up, was split horizontally by two plump curving protrusions which shone a slightly darker shade than the surrounding skin. These were overshadowed by two round dark caves built into the underside of a long pointed vertical ridge that divided a pair of eyes like two big windows, or giant curving TV screens depicting the brilliant green irises, framed above by the dark strips of thorns that were the eyebrows.
The hair of this colossal vision was pulled back in a long neat ponytail, except for the thin whiskers of long loose strands hanging below the temples, just in front of the ears. The rolling field of hair framing the head was dyed midnight, becoming a gradually platinum blonde-tipped tail running unseen down the back. The scalp must have been like a plain of black cattail rushes, but never-ending in length and stretched longways as if wind-flattened. If I had been standing on her scalp, her hair would have been dense enough for me to get hopelessly lost in like an endless forest.
From my position, viewing close from directly below, she was so big that I had no hope of appreciating her whole face as one consolidated whole. It was a suspended landscape of disconnected geographical markers. My eyes had to rove around in wide panoramic arcs just to put together the full picture of her expression.
The planetary head was tilted down for the eyes to survey me. The long black curled pickets of eyelashes – each lash roughly as long as I was tall – shining with a faint coat of oil, batted softly as the inky black pools of the two pupils penetrated me; their abyssal night somehow even more blinding than bright suns. Her all-seeing gaze was calmly fixed on my tiny naked body and there was no escaping it. I’d burned through my solitary hours spent inside the panther head, and now my privacy was all gone.
And if I didn’t do something soon, she was about to steal the rest of my dignity as well.
Her eyes drifted away from me briefly as she began to lift one tremendous hand up off the table. I knew any second now it was going to start coming for me.
“Jen!” I squealed, jumping up and down and waving my arms above my head, “Jen! Jennifer! Hey! Down here!”
Oh Christ, this is ridiculous, I thought, my stomach plummeting with shame. I sounded like a little kid trying to get his mother’s attention.
She didn’t tilt her head down but her pupils found me beneath her long lashes. She watched me jumping up and down for a second without comprehension, and then, smoothing the sideburn whisker strands of her hair back with her other hand, she turned her head sideways and inclined it down over me.
As her enormous head expanded even bigger in my direct view, eclipsing the flickering candelight in the horizon, I tried not to flinch, fisting my hands and even curling my toes into her flesh as if to keep myself rooted to the spot. With her face turned, the huge fleshy shell of her ear loomed over me; whereas I was small enough to have crawled into the dark tunnel into the depths of the ear.
“SORRY, BABE,” came her reverberating voice. “DIDN’T CATCH THAT.”
Cupping my hands around my mouth I began to yell at her ear:
“We don’t need to—”
***BANG!*** -- ***BANG!*** -- ***BANG!***
A series of rapid booming crackles dazzled my senses to the point of waking seizure.
Oh God, the world is ending!
There was a sensation all through my body like pop rock candy, but on a blinding level, fizzing up my entire skull, auditory tunnels, and chest cavity with rattling, sparking noise. It was so demanding on my senses and attention that I lost track of where I was for an instant before the noise fizzled out, leaving me clutching my stomach and trying not to throw up.
Jennifer had lifted her head at the sounds and now her attention was back on the others.
“WHAT WAS THAT?” came Katie’s voice.
“THE NEIGHBORS PROCURED FIREWORKS,” Christine said dryly.
“YEAH,” said Tyler. “THE PEOPLE AT THE END OF THE STREET ARE HAVING A PARTY.”
As the crackling faded, their attention promptly returned to Jennifer.
“SORRY, JEN, I BELIEVE YOU WERE GOING TO SHOW US—?” Christine began expectantly.
Jennifer didn’t say anything. Instead, by way of answer, there was a soft wet smacking sound from right over my head. Soft enough that the others must not have caught it, but it was more than clear enough for me to make out.
I had no recourse; still catching my breath from the firecrackers, waiting for my throbbing skull to settle down.
“No, no, wait—!” I croaked. Before I could help myself, my eyes were darting all over the table, as if looking for an escape route. But there was no easy exit at my size, just a never-ending sprint across the black tabletop, devoid of the hope of getting anywhere fast.
As a long shadow deepened over me, Levi’s voice boomed from another corner of the table:
"IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE TRYING TO SNAG A PRIZE WITH THE CLAW MACHINE," he said with idle amusement.
"TRY PLAYING WHEN THE PRIZE IS THIS SMALL,” Jennifer retorted. She had fantastic reflexes and probably could have blitzed the claw machine if anyone could. But in that moment I only wished that I wasn’t playing the role of the prize in front of everyone.
A huge, round shape dipped down from the sky, seeming to materialize right in front of me. It was bigger than I was, and backed with a hard polished shell on one side, while the inside facing me was embossed with spiralling ridges, and the whole face of it glistening with a clear, bubbly film reflecting the wavering candlelights. Before I could react, the spiralling face collided with my front, knocking my feet right off the table surface, at the same time lifting me into the air because my chest and face had, in an instant, become hopelessly glued to the bubbly, watery goo, keeping me stamped in place while the finger – precisely, a pointer finger – rose again, separating me from the table just enough to demonstrate to everyone just how well adhered the front of my body had become to her saliva coated fingerprint.
“IF I TAKE HIM UP LIKE THIS,” Jennifer’s voice vibrated around me, for the benefit of the others, “I DON’T HAVE TO SQUEEZE.”
There was a silence that made it very clear to me that everyone was watching with keen interest, although I could not see anyone, seeing as though the majority of my face was pasted into a sticky puddle against her flesh. The saliva was awash with the dry tang of red wine.
Finally Katie’s voice broke the silence:
“HE MUST ABSOLUTELY ADORE YOU,” she observed, “TO LET YOU DO THAT.”
“JERRY IS A SHAMELESS CUDDLER,” Jen proclaimed. Her voice made it sound like she was repressing a smile. “HE’LL BEND OVER BACKWARDS FOR ANY PHYSICAL INTIMACY WITH ME.”
“AWW,” came Katie’s voice, “THAT IS JUST SO SWEET.”
Then I was being lowered again, and as the tabletop rose to my dangling feet, the big, hard end of a fingernail (from Jennifer’s other hand) moved in and delivered a couple of sharp jabs at my legs, until my face and chest detached from her fingerprint with a sick squelch, and I dropped onto my side on the tablecloth fabric.
My front immediately started to chill as my wet skin was exposed to the air; I wiped my palms up and down my face and chest to get myself dry. I could have wiped myself on the tablecloth, but I was trying to salvage a little dignity, even if I had only very little left.
From closeby, there were three loud thuds. I jumped up to my feet in alarm. After the firecrackers, my nerves were razor sharp.
It had sounded like a full size refrigerator being bashed against the floor, but was actually the sound of a pointer fingernail tapping upon the tabletop, resounding sharply with the wooden surface, though the tablecloth fabric blunted the sound, but not enough for my delicate ears.
The brisk knocking suggested it had been done to get someone’s attention. Mine apparently. I looked across and made eyes with the long, pale finger curled, balanced gracefully on its point. The finger belonged to Christine. Or it was attached to the arm resting on the table, belonging to the behemoth figure sitting in the place I identified Christine’s thunderous voice as coming from. The nail was coated in shiny opaque beige polish, and professionally squared off with a trimmer, shorter than Jennifer’s nails.
As I watched, the entire mass of the giant hand lifted off the tabletop and the towering finger wiggled at me as a form of wave. It was intended as friendly, but had the opposite effect; the last joint of her finger alone dwarfed me. If the circles of her fingerprint had been each painted a different color, I could have used her fingerpad as a fairground Skee ball target.
“WELL, LOOK AT YOU!” Christine’s beguiling voice thrilled the airwaves. “WHAT A PRECIOUS LITTLE THING YOU ARE. CAN YOU GIVE ME A WAVE?”
In response, I gave her a big sweeping wave with one arm, and she gave me a warm gracious smile in return, which only made my heart palpate in fright. From my point of view, the pair of gigantic, silken pink ridges curled back to reveal a row of pearly block panels, like an impassive fence. I did not smile back, not only because she would not have been able to see it, but because I was unsure whether to feel anxious or relieved.
Lowering to the tabletop again, the giant hand rotated right around as the pointer, facing me, curled inward a couple of times.
Being beckoned with this elegant, stunning sized digit was a surreal experience; but I couldn’t decide if it was flattering or ominous. I only hoped Christine was not interested in seeing if she could replicate the ‘finger glue’ action Jennifer had just demonstrated.
“WANDER ON OVER TO ME, DARLING,” came Christine’s great rumbling intonation, “COME AND MAKE YOURSELF KNOWN. I PROMISE I WON’T BITE.”
The fingertip dropped back down onto the tabletop, and as I stared at it, something large collided into my back, pushing me gently forwards. It felt like someone had walked backwards and bumped into me from behind, but it was in fact the flat surface of the nail of Jennifer’s index finger, coaxing me forward with the insistence of a police shield. The others let out sighs of amusement at the gesture.
Plodding ahead of Jennifer’s nail, my legs began to pump over the thatch weave of the fabric, Christine’s hand seeming to rise up as it came closer and closer. It wasn’t that I was eager to reach it, but thought that I didn’t make some speedy trails it might inspire an impatient Jennifer to make another attempt at snagging my body in the makeshift flypaper of a fingerprint slimed up with saliva.
Christine’s hand loomed before me, a creamy dome resting on the wrist and fingertips capped with nails shining like marble tiles. The palm was raised off the table, created a natural shadowy dugout that I could have crawled into for shelter. But the hand quickly rotated again, so the backs of the fingers stretched against the table surface, the lighter-colored palm exposed like a softly bumpy platform.
As I stood back and silently demurred, Christine’s voice returned, now blaring out from directly over my head:
“YOU DON’T NEED ME TO DRAW A LITTLE TARGET ON MY HAND TO TELL YOU WHERE I WANT YOU?” she offered, a little facetiously. “FOLLOW THE LINES OF MY PALM. IT’S A ROADMAP THAT’LL TAKE YOU INTO THE CENTER.”
“DO IT, JERRY!” Tyler said in a ‘you know you want to’ voice. “GET ON UP THERE!”
Again, the prospect of slapping back against Jennifer’s wet finger came to mind – or worse, she might encourage Christine to try. I jumped forward against the soft edge of the giant creamy platform, at the outer point where the base of the pointer met the palm, and began scrabbling against the creases of her skin. It was a little like trying to climb a wall of firm clay; I had to dig my nails in and wrench myself up before the supple shifting skin loosened my grip. Then I hauled myself up onto the padded surface of swirling lines that was her palm.
As if by instinct, I followed her instructions, tracing my footsteps along the nearest crease which led me straight to the centre of her hand, where the crease intersected with others. Once I stopped, the fingers and thumb rose and curled inwards as the hand cupped, until the inside fingers were creating a padded fleshy awning shading over my head.
“NOW LET’S FINALLY GET A GOOD LOOK AT YOU,” Christine said, and with that, the palm was rising up off the table like an elevator, “GIVE ME A FACE TO PUT TO THE NAME. JEN HAS TOLD ME WHAT DASHING GOOD LOOKS YOU HAVE AND NOW I THINK I BETTER SEE IT FOR MYSELF.”
The air went cool as it rushed past, I threw my arms out for balance, trying to avoid letting my eyes wander up and outside the hand at the vertigo inducing surroundings.
The hand stopped in mid-air suspended some height over the table, the blurring air sharpened again. The shade lifted as the fingers stretched back, and my eyes flicked across the landscape of Christine’s magnificent face.
Her honey blonde hair was tied back elegantly, with a golden waterfall of loose strands draping down the side of her head. Her face was made up in subtle earthy colors, and her glossy lipstick was a shade of pink that was almost tan brown. A pair of earrings hung from her ear lobes like draping tapestries of tasselled crystal.
Only now, gazing into the foreign features, it properly hit me that I wasn’t in Jennifer’s possession anymore, but that of a complete stranger, who literally held my life in the palm of her hand. I trusted Jennifer, but I didn’t know if I trusted her trust of others, given her tendency to impulsivity and reckless disregard of risks – which, at times, nearly grinded my trust of her down to shreds.
The black pools of Christine’s pupils enlarged as they focused on me. As if in sympathy, my own eyes grew helplessly bigger, locked like an animal of prey in her all-surrounding target sight.
Remembering – again – that I was naked, I quickly cupped my groin. A moment later a hot, humid cyclone hit me front on, pressing in and shaking my body like a strand of filament. It was bitingly sharp with the scent of wine.
As the hot wind beat me forcefully, eyes shut and teeth gritted, I was reduced to staggering on the spot, blindly groping for balance. My arms had whipped out to my sides as I struggled to keep my footing. Exposed, my member was hit straight on by the next full force gale exhalation, and flicked around like it had been slapped. My hand reflexively went down to cup it again out of modesty, but the next monstrous breath pushed me back a step and had me whirling my arms up for balance like an amateur tightrope walker as my dick was being helplessly slapped all around my thighs. This forceful exercise got me erect quickly, and the increasing length and thickness only my member even more animated in response to each surge of wind.
Okay, I thought desperately. Can we say: introduction over? Put me down now.
I opened my mouth to say something, right as a tremendous vacuum of inhalation ripped the air out of my lungs. My mouth clamped shut again.
Christine’s blasting timbre rattled through my bones:
“OH. OH MY GOSH. JEN. THIS IS WHY YOU KEEP HIM IN THE RING; HE’S AN ABSOLUTE TREASURE. LOOK AT THOSE PETITE MUSCLES. I CAN’T BELIEVE I’M HOLDING HIS ENTIRETY IN MY HAND, ALL THAT BULK PACKED INTO SUCH A TINY PACKAGE, AND WEIGHS VIRTUALLY NOTHING.”
She paused speaking, long enough to bathe me in another long surge of hot wind, only to chill my body as she sucked it back again. These constant reversals of potent air currents; first clammy and hot, then sharp and cool, then hot again, pushing, sucking, pushing, were enough to make me break out with fever, and confined to the levitating platform of her upturned hand, positioned directly beneath her lips, I was stuck smack in the maelstrom with no hope of escape.
Then, trying to lower her volume, she said to me:
“HELLO, JERRY. I HAVEN’T PROPERLY INTRODUCED MYSELF. MY NAME IS CHRISTINE.”
“I know!” I yelled. “Hi!”
I couldn’t say much else. Every time I opened my mouth, air was either vacuumed out of or shoved down my throat, constricting my lungs or swelling them up to near bursting point. Either way it was painful. My diaphragm ached as I used it to keep my chest wall firm. Therefore, I had to cram my speech into the slim gaps between Christine’s breaths when the air flow seemed to halt. It wasn’t clear if Christine even heard me or not. Maybe the roaring power of her exhalations blew my voice clean away, extinguished it like a candle.
She was speaking again:
“YOU DON’T FEEL SNUBBED BY ME, DO YOU? I WOULD HAVE KISSED YOU ON THE CHEEK COMING IN THE DOOR LIKE EVERYONE ELSE EXCEPT I DON’T THINK THE ENCOUNTER WITH MY LIPS WOULD HAVE ENDED WELL FOR YOU.”
She then asked me to turn around, giving her a complete view of my body. I obeyed, keen for an excuse to turn away from her intense gaze and even more intense breath.
As her hot breath pounded against my back, an odd, low, rumbling sigh escaped her throat, which made me think she was looking at my butt. The others couldn’t have known this – I would have appeared as a speck on Christine’s hand from where they were sitting – which gave the moment an unnerving kind of intimacy, like she’d flirted with me and it had gone over everyone’s heads.
“SWEETIE…” Christine said down to me. She sounded a little unsure now.
I swished around to face her again.
“Yes?”
“I DON’T MEAN TO ALARM YOU, BUT YOU KNOW YOUR KIT IS SWINGING AROUND AN AWFUL LOT, LIKE A TEENY LITTLE INSECT ANTENNA. IT DOESN’T LOOK NORMAL.”
“I know. It’s not,” I sighed, thinking, tell me which part of this whole shindig does look normal!
“DOES IT DO THAT OFTEN?”
I swallowed, then said:
“It’s your breath, Christine.”
“YOU’LL HAVE TO SPEAK UP FOR US A LITTLE, SWEETHEART. THAT VOICE IS TERRIFICALLY TINY. IT’S NOT MUCH LOUDER THAN THE BUZZ OF A MOSQUITO.”
I sorely hoped she was joking, but she sounded lamentably sincere. And besides, it wasn’t a fanciful comparison; I basically was the size of a mosquito.
“It’s your breath, Christine!” I yelled at the top of my lungs, and hoping this would not be interpreted as rude, “You’re blowing on me—”
The great golden strips of the eyebrows lifted and arched while the dark lips parted in surprise.
“HUSH,” she interjected with mock censure, “BEFORE THAT SLANDEROUS LITTLE TONGUE OF YOURS GETS YOU INTO TROUBLE. I HAVE ONLY JUST MET YOU; YOU’LL HAVE TO TOUCH RIGHT UP ON YOUR SEDUCTION STRATEGY BEFORE WE MOVE ANY FURTHER, DARLING.”
The others can’t have heard what I’d said, but going by Christine’s jesting response, they took it to imply I’d made a salacious pass at her. There was a ripple of laughter around the room. It looked like not only did Christine share Jennifer’s risqué sense of humor, but more or less everyone else in attendance did, too.
Normally, I would have been at pains to correct the misunderstanding, but I was worried this too would be misunderstood and twisted around at my expense. Blushing profusely, I kept my mouth shut.
Chapter 3: Talking to Thunder by Zerda
After the wave of air-trembling laughter had subsided, one of the wood chairs made a dull groan as weight shifted. Christine’s fiancé Tyler had leaned across to catch a better look of me, standing in the center of her palm.
Hovering just over the edge of her hand, where it dipped down to meet her wrist, Christine’s face seemed to take up the sky, her eyes still in deep wondering meditation over my remarkably reduced anatomy. Meanwhile, Tyler’s presence had made itself know via peripheral vision darkening with his lengthening shadow, like a stormcloud starting to pass over the sun.
The stormcloud then rumbled:
“ALRIGHT BY YOU IF I TAKE A LOOK AT THE WEE FELLA?”
It wasn’t clear whether he was directing this question at Christine or Jennifer. Christine answered. It sounded as though Jennifer had been mellowed enough by wine to take a back seat and let the others peruse me at leisure like an enthralling book. Unless she was enjoying the spectacle just as much as they were. It seemed to flatter by proxy her attraction to attention.
“DON’T BE ALARMED,” Christine said to me, “WE’RE JUST GOING TO SLIDE YOU DOWN.”
The platform of Tyler's hand levitated up underneath as Christine’s hand began to tilt beneath my feet, and continuing to rotate until I was sliding down the cushy surface, where I dropped onto the slightly larger and coarser surface of Tyler’s palm. His palm moved over the table until the underside of his jaw came into position above the edge of his hand, like a rocky overhang pitted with black thorns of stubble. Above, his thick brows of longer hair tensed as his eyes narrowed, honing in on me, before widening again.
Suppressing the habit to go to shake his hand, I waved my arms above my head and yelled up at him:
“Hi, Tyler, nice to meet you!”
He had leaned right forward in his seat, a grin lighting up his features. Glancing up and around at the others, he addressed his response not to me, but to them, as if I couldn’t hear him:
“HE SPEAKS!” he exclaimed. “OR I SHOULD SAY, HE SQUEAKS!” He chuckled. “IT’S LIKE TALKING TO A BUMBLEBEE!” His eyes scanned me for an extended moment, shining with rapt curiosity, “THAT THROAT’S GOT TO BE TINY; THINNER THAN THE WIDTH OF A HAIR!”
The reason he could hear my voice at all was because of my enhanced musculature, the muscles of my jaw, throat, pharynx and diaphragm were so powerful I could project my voice further and louder than expected for my size. This was an unexplained side-effect of my first shrinking, and only more enhanced since my second shrinking.
Framing my mouth with my hands, I proceeded to yell up at him, to explain this:
“See, what happened was, when I—”
His head was growing in my direct sight as it bent down closer and closer to hear me, bringing his lips almost parallel with my eye level, and—
It was like standing in front of a plane propeller. His partly open mouth sent an outgoing gust of air straight down at me, his lungs emptying their gallons before giving me a second of rest, leaving me trembling in the cold.
“HEY THERE, LITTLE GUY,” Tyler’s deep voice quaked through my skull. “NICE TO FINALLY MEET YOU IN THE FLESH. OR, I SHOULD SAY, ON THE FLESH.”
The massive pink globe of his pinky fingertip came barrelling in at me from space, seeming to punch my head over and over as it tried to poke at me with interest, until my side dropped against his leathery palm, where the pinky finally departed.
“GEE, YOU’RE JUST A PENCIL SHAVING OF A PERSON, AREN’T YOU?” he exclaimed cheerfully, totally engrossed in his examination of me. “I THINK I BETTER HOLD MY BREATH; DON’T WANT TO ACCIDENTALLY BLOW YOU CLEAN OFF MY HAND.”
But it seemed he wasn’t very good at holding his breath. Getting to my feet, I went to say something but his sudden inhalation whistled through my ears, sucking painfully through my sinuses as it ripped the air out of my throat, leaving me coughing and mute. Another fierce exhalation sent a wall of hot air crashing against me. It was even worse than being in Christine’s hand, Tyler’s lungs contained greater air capacity. As her colossal fiancé performed his innocent inspection of my infinitesimal body, his unstoppable breaths carried on with metronymic regularity, the flat of his palm quickly became akin to a sauna.
Each blast of his lungs dumped a reservoir of hot air at me, on me, and steaming around me until the tiny airborne flecks of his saliva – tapping against my skin like rain drops – were frothing up the copious sweat oozing from my pores. Following up every exhalation without fail, each and every cool vacuuming inhalation of ingoing air flow sent ticklish icy shudders through my shaft and balls, over my body and up my spine. My penis was swung around in the powerful sucking and surging air currents like a wrecking ball. Not only my shaft but the entire length of my spine was warm and pulsating with unwanted arousal. My whole body was taut, the hairs all over prickling.
The regular pulsing force had such a palpable effect on my frail frame that it seemed to simulate the thrusting of the sex act, only exacerbated by the violent shudder that ran through my shaft every time the great throbbing drum beat of Tyler’s voice issued from his throat.
This was beyond the flapping lifts my penis had been subject to by Christine’s feathery breath. It was like Tyler was fucking me just by breathing and talking – and he had no idea. It called to mind Tantric sex practices, where people allegedly are able to produce sexual sensations without even physically touching each other. To Jennifer (who thought sex without genital contact was like trying to ride a bicycle with no wheels) Tantric sex was ‘kooky bullshit’ and previously, I tended to concur. But this was possibly as close to Tantric sex in reality as you could get.
But it was only a mechanic, freakish facsimile of the act. In reality it felt like being attacked. The juddering vibrations of his baritone made my flesh break out all over with the sensation of worms buried beneath my skin; every word made my stomach crumple up in distress as if I’d been punched around the ears.
In fact the helpless painful arousal seemed to heighten the nausea. It was like struggling to orgasm through a raging feverish sickness; my nervous system cycled endlessly between sick unbearable pleasure and swooning revulsion.
With the power to freeze time, Tyler’s godlike eyes seemed to hold on me for an age, but in reality was probably less than a minute.
“HOLY…! Tyler exclaimed, his eyes narrowing. He pointed his little finger at me. “YOU GOT A SERIOUSLY THICK LITTLE POLEARM STICKING OUT THERE. YOU COULD HANG A TINY TOWEL ON THAT THING. I HAD NO IDEA YOU WERE STROLLING AROUND WITH THE GUN UNHOLSTERED THIS WHOLE TIME.”
His blaring baritone exclamations made my flesh break out with a queasy crawling sensation, for an instant putting me back inside the ringing, clanging panther head. His voice had such a bodily impact that it was only an afterthought to be embarrassed by what he’d actually said; I was more worried that his immediate volume would shake me to bits.
Tyler paused and blinked at me, his brow scrunching into shadowed trenches as if puzzled or bothered. “DOESN’T IT GET IN THE WAY?”
There was a sigh of embarrassment from Katie’s end of the table and, grinning in spite of himself, Levi put his arm around her shoulder, giving it a squeeze in sympathy – a gesture that did not fail to make my heart twinge with envy, seeing as how I couldn’t do that with Jennifer.
“OH, BOY…” he said, sounding if as the conversation was swerving away from his comfort level. “I’M STILL TRYING TO DIGEST MY FOOD. LET’S NOT GET CARRIED AWAY WITH DETAIL HERE.”
I desperately wanted to cup my groin, but was terrified any direct contact (even with my own hand) would tip me over the edge into shuddering release.
Tyler’s eyes roamed my body up and down, sometimes moving his hand even closer to his face, just under the tip of his nose – his nostrils sucking at me with reckless force – before bringing me away again. His gleaming interest in me suggested he had detached from seeing me as a person, or just another guest at the table. I had become a bizarre little insect and he was seven years old again, the recognition that I had my own tiny little mind, my own viewing window into the world had fallen away somewhere. To his indiscriminate curiosity, my flagpole was just another fascinating piece of my scientifically extraordinary anatomy.
Meanwhile, his sweeping breath stole not just my voice but my lifeforce. I could only nod in response as I fought to keep packing air down my windpipe, but the papery specks of my lungs were in hopeless defeat vying for the same oxygen that the hot air balloons in Tyler’s chest cavity were ungraciously ripping out of my own trembling chest, as they were folding inwards in submission every time he took a breath in.
“PERHAPS IT WOULD BE WISE TO RECLAIM YOUR LITTLE MATE, JEN,” Christine murmured, “BEFORE TYLER PULLS OUT A MAGNIFYING GLASS AND STARTS JOTTING DOWN NOTES.”
Jennifer bantered back:
“RIGHT…I SHOULD HAVE SAID EARLIER: MY LITTLE MATE IS EXTREMELY SELF-CONSCIOUS ABOUT HIS SIZE.”
She had finally come out of her ‘trance’, which was something she did sometimes – vintage helped. It was ‘accelerate’ or ‘rest’ with her, there was no ‘cruise’ option.’ When we’d been going out the first time, I used to savor those rare moments of rest from her high energy nature – it was the prime opportunity to close in for uncomplicated cuddling – but since my recent reduction, a dangerous edge had developed to her ‘rest’ moments. If she was in ‘rest’ mode she became too complacent about my comfort or safety.
“YOU’RE THE MAN OF THE EVENING, JERRY,” Levi said in undertone, “EVERYONE WANTS A LITTLE PIECE OF YOU.”
Well, a ‘little’ piece was all they were going to get.
“YOU NEED TO HIRE HIM A P.A,” Tyler joked to Jennifer, “TO SCHEDULE VIEWINGS.”
“I DON’T THINK SO,” Jennifer replied coolly. “THE ONLY ‘VIEWINGS’ JERRY CAN LOOK FORWARD TO ARE NOT UP FOR DISCUSSION.”
Tyler’s palm conveyed me over the table, and with a tilt of his hand, I bounced over his leathery skin, dropping onto the softer palm of Jennifer’s cupped hand. It felt like being tipped out of one jumping castle and onto the springy surface of another.
Even without the visual confirmation, the identity of her hand was manifest in the signature scent of vanilla moisturiser, so familiar that my muscles drooped with relief. A love affair with hand lotions and moisturizing lathers made her hands velvety soft.
She drew back in her seat again, and my relief was short lived as I was promptly rolled out onto the tablecloth right in front of her.
Her fingers fanned around me protectively as I stood up, though the gesture on my level was intimidating, as her hand resembled some floating monster with multiple, multi-hinged necks, and glossy blades for heads. One such slender neck dipped low in my sights, bringing the lustrous nail panel careening headlong at me like a car bumper, and I jumped back. Slowing right down, the generous length of the white nail tip moved in whisper close to my naked front – Jen’s amazing hand-eye coordination allowed her to be tenfold gentler than Tyler’s blunt dodgem-car probing. Her squoval-shaped nails were long enough that if viewed side-on, they looked like claws. Not an optimistic comparison, though at my current size, less like claws, more like oversized ballistic shields.
Her aim was so forensically precise she was able to balance the tip of her nail on my swollen member. Which she demonstrated to me, in that instant. I was so tiny none of the others at the table would’ve seen what she was really doing – if they were even looking at me anymore. It might have looked like she was providing me a wall or surface to lean against. The easy-going conversation had resumed, anyway, churning the air with its droning noise.
Up close, the lustrous nail became my entire world. Literally, the nail plate was raised up in front of my face, and my palms pressed against its polished surface as if to push it away, but it was like pushing at a concrete wall. There was more strength wound up in Jennifer’s pinky finger than in my entire body.
The moment the white free edge of keratin contacted my agonized shaft, bending it downwards under the subtlest pressure, a shockwave of searing arousal radiated through my pelvis. My knees trembled, face collapsing into the nail. I could have walked out from under it, but I suspected this was pointless; her other fingers hovered outstretched above, twitching minutely, as if prepping to wall me in at any sign of flight.
It was surreal; an entire diving board balancing upright upon the tip of my erect dick. Her way of saying to me: acquaint yourself with my friends, but don’t forget, you belong to me.
Her finger twitched. Now it felt like someone was jolting the diving board.
I let out a pitiful shriek that no one heard.
High above, the staggering visage of her face, like a great sphinx, was studying me with the faintest trace of amusement. And also, pride, like I was rare goods and she secretly thrilled at the opportunity to show me off, and have the sole privilege of getting to take me home.
I wept sexually frustrated tears against the tyrannical shining nail, pounded my fists against it. None of it was heard.
Paining for escape, I began to shuffle backwards, but the nail followed me, mounting my shaft again with ease. Twitching harder now as if punishing me for trying to wander, tapping my glans. I was nearing peak and it felt like it was going to really hurt, particularly if the nail gave me a sharp tap the very moment I came.
One of the others told a joke and there was a hush of polite laughter. Levi let out a belch that, to me, harkened the imminent eruption of a volcano. Then – his inebriation having loosened his movements – he placed his bottle down on the table, which was as if the bottle fell from the sky and landed on the tabletop with ringing crash. The shock jolted me forward, smacking my face on Jen’s fingernail on the way down to the tablecloth, my dick getting painfully squashed beneath me, dispelling my erection.
As I lay groaning, both men got to their feet.
“WELL,” Tyler said, surveying everyone, “IF YOU LADIES DON’T MIND, LEVI AND I ARE GOING TO HEAD DOWN THE STREET.” His sweeping glance stopped at the other end of the table, where I was lying on my side, groaning. “DOES JERRY WANT TO COME WITH US?”
It sounded ridiculous, but I assumed he intended to carry me in his hand or maybe keep me his breast pocket, to jiggle blindly around, tangling in fabric lint with his powerful strides. It didn’t matter what I thought, anyway; he’d aimed the question at Jennifer.
Christine’s voice intervened:
“YOU THINK THAT’S A GOOD IDEA?” not turning in her seat, she swivelled her head around at Tyler. “IT’S VERY DARK OUT. WHAT IF YOU LOST SIGHT OF HIM?”
The neighborhood was spaced out between houses (another of Jennifer’s observations) and those spaces must now be gloomy patches overshadowed by the treelines.
For a second, neither man said anything. Levi looked at Tyler, and Tyler bowed his head in submission.
“AH, YOU’RE PROBABLY RIGHT. GOOD THINKING, HONEY.”
Avoiding Christine, his eyes swept over me on the table. Or, from his position, the dot vaguely resembling me.
The two men started to file out of the dining room. Levi bent to kiss Katie on the cheek as he went, as if without even thinking, and she demurely turned her head and closed her eyes a second to let him. The whole thing was so quick and fluid from comfortable habit. I averted my eyes, blushing, but not from embarrassment; that simple affectionate gesture was miles beyond my abilities.
“YOU MUST HAVE LOADS OF STORIES TO TELL ABOUT ALL YOUR ADVENTURES, JERRY,” Tyler said lightly, now to me. “YOU CAN KEEP THE LADIES ENTERTAINED FOR US WHILE WE’RE OUT.”
Satisfied with the compromise, the men marched out of the dining room, their footsteps pounding over the tiles like a departing landslide.
Chapter 4: Katie by Zerda
In the candlelit dining room, the women chatted for a little while longer. Christine was talking about Tyler’s work, and it made me feel wistful about drifting out of employment due to my size. I tried to content myself to lie on my back on the tablecloth, staring up at the shadowed furrows running along the inside of Jennifer’s palm, which was lifted up but curled protectively over me again, the previous teasing probably already forgotten, though my aching dick took longer to forgive. The big black chunk of Onyx glittered on her ring finger – the thing keeping me leashed to her finger while I was inside the rock; literally wrapped around her finger. Someone probably needed to update the postal service to forward my mail to my new postal address at: ‘1 Panther Tongue Cul-de-sac, Ms Tomlin’s Ring Finger.’
At a lull in the conversation, Christine stretched back in her chair.
“THIS SIDE OF THE HOUSE GETS COLDER AT NIGHT,” she said. “LET’S MOVE OURSELVES INTO THE DEN. THERE’S A FIRE GOING.”
There were the shuffling sounds of the women leaving their chairs, the wood chairs groaning. I had just gotten back onto my feet when the pad of Jennifer’s finger delivered a small tap to the crown of my head, only soft, but enough to nearly buckle my insubstantial frame down onto the table again.
“BACK IN THE RING, BABE,” she said, her fingers fanning over me like tree boughs as she started to unscrew the panther head. I stiffened, not wanting to so fast submit myself to the silicate cell’s ringing reverb and chromatic color scheme.
“YOU’RE NOT PUTTING HIM AWAY SO SOON?” inquired Christine. “WE’VE BARELY GOTTEN TO KNOW EACH OTHER.”
“IT DOESN’T BOTHER ME,” Jennifer insisted, “BUT JERRY’S A SENSITIVE LITTLE SOUL AND HE NEEDS HIS SPACE. I WOULDN’T WANT HIM TO GET OVER-STIMULATED.”
It was far too late for that, I thought.
Christine wasn’t convinced either. She fixed Jennifer with a patient smile.
“YOU HAVE NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. KATIE AND I WILL TREAT HIM LIKE GLASS,” she looked across at the younger redhead. “WON’T WE, KATIE?”
“LIKE NATURAL PEARL,” Katie added, nodding solemnly.
So the panther head stayed screwed on, and I had a rush of perverse affection for Christine for standing up to Jennifer. She had a patient mother duck vibe, like she was the only person who could humble her impetuous friend with a gentle lecture.
The enormous floating hand flattened palm up on the tablecloth, creating an elevated stage awaiting my ascent.
“FINGER JOCKEY,” Jennifer said grandly, “YOUR RIDE AWAITS.”
A giant fingernail tapped against the table to motivate me to hurry up and jump aboard. Not wanting to risk another surprise French kiss with her saliva-slicked fingertip, I dashed on over and scampered up onto her hand. Her fingers twitched and flexed as I ran across the springy palm towards the center; my movement must have tickled her, but she managed to restrain herself from swatting me in a fit of irritation as she would have done to any other creature my size.
Chairs squealed like sirens over the timber floor as they were pushed back for the women to leave their seats. As Jennifer stood, the great fingers curled up slightly as her hand lifted into the air and began to transport me as if via levitation through the dining room, following the colossal – and, viewed from behind, curvy like a mountain range – waist-hip figure of Christine, leading out of the room.
It was kind of fun, I had to admit, like riding a huge magic carpet, and backgrounded by the dimness and the distant, eerie flickering orange candlelights, I could almost imagine I was floating along through Aladdin’s vast Cave of Wonders, though no magic lamp to wish me back to normal size.
“COME ON THROUGH, LADIES,” said Christine, beckoning through the archway out of the dining room. “AND KATIE, WOULD YOU PLEASE BRING THE BOTTLE…?”
“CAN’T FORGET THAT,” Katie said, taking the wine bottle and passing the kitchen to collect some wine hock glasses.
“UNLESS YOU’RE A BARTENDING WIZARD, TAKE THE SHORT FAT ONES – ” Christine advised kindly, “—THEY LOOK LIKE SNIFTERS WITH WIDE RIMS; THEY’RE STACKABLE.”
Stacking three glasses and carrying the wine bottle, Katie began to follow the other two into the living room, asking:
“WHERE ARE THE BOYS HEADED, ANYWAY?”
Christine replied:
“A COUPLE OF BLOCKS DOWN TO SEE THOSE PEOPLE AT THE END OF THE STREET. TYLER KNOWS SOMEONE DOWN THERE. I BELIEVE IT'S A WORK COLLEAGUE."
“LEVI WOULD BE IN IT FOR THE LEFTOVER FIREWORKS,” Katie groaned.
Christine gave a knowing nod, before she suddenly turned to Jennifer, her eyes dropping on me:
“OH, AND JERRY, I’M SORRY TO HAVE INTRUDED EARLIER. YOU’RE WELCOME TO JOIN THE BOYS IF YOU WISH. ONE OF US CAN TAKE YOU DOWN THERE, ASSUMING WE CAN PRISE YOU OUT OF JEN’S HAND, FIRST…”
“DON’T WORRY ABOUT THAT, CHRIS,” Jennifer said immediately, “I’M KEEPING MY EYE ON HIM FOR NOW. BESIDES,” her voice tipped coyly, “HE WON’T COMPLAIN SHARING THE COMPANY OF THREE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN.”
“A LADIES MAN,” Christine smiled, seemingly happy now that her offer was smoothly side-lined. “HOW VERY CHARMING. WHAT DO YOU DRINK, JERRY?”
Her towering upper form bent over Jennifer’s hand, the shadowy curvature of her huge ear becoming my ceiling as she turned her head to the side to hear me.
“Whiskey, thanks, Christine,” I called up to her. “And lately, lots of it.”
“JERRY’S A LIGHTWEIGHT,” Jennifer said quickly, “—NO JOKE; IT UPSETS HIS SYSTEM.”
“HE DOESN’T HAVE TO DRINK IT, JENNIFER,” Christine said, with gentle reproach as she straightened again. “HE CAN JUST ENJOY THE AROMA.”
The den was warm and the light was kept off; the crackling fireplace providing the only orange light. To the side of the room, the curtains were not fully drawn over the full length glass window, showing the p-patio chairs in the moonlight, against the blue night sky (Christine’s estimation of the ‘very dark’ night was overblown, there was a full moon). The house had a railed wooden deck running almost around the entire house, offering a nice view of pine treelines (said by Jennifer during the drive in, obviously I had not actually seen them). Anyway, it was too cold to go out; Particularly for me, being naked.
While Christine slipped out to fetch me the liquor, Jennifer’s hand lowered and came to a rest upon the coffee table in the middle of the room, letting me dismount. I slid my legs over the edge of her hand and dropped down onto the wood surface, warmed from the fireplace. Without thinking, I began to pace around the tabletop, trying to get the blood out of my groin and into the rest of my body. My shadow stretched triplefold out from my feet as I walked – even my shadow was taller than me – but at least the black trail, flickering from the glowing fire and my walking motions, made me more visible to the women. For that reason, I was determined to not stop moving.
Christine sidled back into the den and carefully placed a teaspoon down near me on the coffee table, which contained a single drop of pale gold alcohol, to me like a big puddle in a metal basin.
“NO COMPLAINTS WITH JACK DANIEL’S?” she asked rhetorically, stepping back. “IT’S TYLER’S – " she gave the women a wink, "I ONLY TOOK A DROPLET, THINK HE'LL NOTICE?"
In silence, the three women watched with interest as I wandered up to the bathtub sized spoon and leaned over the inside, taking in the rich, malty fumes, before lowering my head to suck some up. The surface tension made it like honey, but not distasteful, kind of like alcoholic treacle.
High up, Katie’s inebriated giggles made the air ring:
“AWWW,” she said, “WHAT A DELICATE LITTLE SWEETHEART.”
Satisfied that I was not going to drown, Jennifer scooted up onto the armchair closest to the fire, turning sideways against the backrest and lifting her knees over the armrest, enjoying the fire’s warmth on her pantyhose covered legs. Katie and Christine slid onto the opposite cushions of the two-seat sofa, the former clearing a small stack of magazines to create space on the timber coffee table for the glass stack and bottle, which rested with a clunk that jolted up through my body, but I didn’t flinch; the alcohol was already having an anesthetizing effect on my nerves, which had been plucked at all night by the loud sounds and gigantic movements. Seduced, I slurped down mouthful after mouthful until my belly felt tight and my blood vessels were humming.
Once the whiskey drop was all gone, I stood, swaying, and then tried to resume my slow journey along the table, trying to keep doing laps, keep my mind active so I didn’t fall asleep.
Not long after, Jennifer got up again and, assured I was properly supervised, headed for the bathroom.
Christine and Katie’s voices droned in casual conversation over my head. When the voices paused in thought, I turned and looked up to find Christine’s eyes following my ambling passage around the coffee table. Without realizing it I had been doing a lap around the edge of the table closest to where her great, poised form was sitting. My movement had caught her attention out of the corner of her eye. She was still like a statue, but her eyes were locked on me. I assumed she was making sure I didn’t fall off the table.
She noticed me looking up at her.
“YOU’RE BETTER OFF STICKING WITH US IN HERE, JERRY,” she said idly. “THE WARMTH SHOULD BE GOOD FOR YOU.”
I stood there, not knowing whether to carry on my walk or hold her attention out of politeness. The sofa upholstery rustled as she slid forward over the seat, leaning over her knees until she was staring right down at me, a lock of stray hair – molten gold in the firelight – dropping down the side of her face, gold vines that I could have scaled. The silvery blue eyes studied me intently. In my peripheral vision, Katie was also watching me from behind her wine glass, which she was sipping at intervals. Her long, angular legs were crossed at the knee, one over the other, the lifted foot hovering just by the edge of the coffee table. The pantyhose must have been chafing or making her foot sweat because the toes – like creamy boulders – were flexing and straining against the fine black netting.
Christine leaned forward, bending low over her legs to get a better look at me. Her eyes narrowed as her plush pink lips thickened into a pout. Her great countenance swam before my tired eyes.
“POOR THING,” she fretted, “ALL EXPOSED. YOU MUST GET SO COLD.”
Her booming voice now sent pleasurable shivers through my numbed nerves. My penis twitched and lifted.
“Bare skin-to-skin contact helps me stay warm.” I blurted without thinking, not intending anything by it.
Her lips now twisted in the ghost of a smile.
“NAUGHTY LITTLE MAN,” she wagged a finger down at me. The digit was so massive its motion displaced enough air around me to create a palpable cool draught, giving me a flash of the cold she was ironically so concerned about.
“JENNIFER SHOULD HAVE WARNED ME ABOUT YOU. HERE I AM WORRYING ABOUT YOUR EXTREMITIES WHEN YOU’RE CLEARLY RECEIVING A LOT OF WARM BLOOD FLOW TO OTHER VITAL AREAS.”
The previously wagging digit now zoomed even closer for me, closing in to give me a small admonitory poke. Due to its sheer size, it bumped headlong into my face, torso and even made firm contact with my groin, which, due to its near painful sensitivity from being whacked by the earlier vacuums of wind, was building up with arousal again. I had the disturbing feeling of being bumped by a car moving at the pace of a harmless crawl.
I stumbled back as the massive digit withdraw again, Christine sent Katie a sidelong droll look.
“I HAVE NEVER KNOWN A MAN SO TINY TO BE SO EXCITABLY HAPPY.”
Katie giggled into her wine.
I put my head down and carried on my walk and both women went back to their conversation. A dark object loomed before me. In the dim light, I hadn’t been paying it much attention. It was the domed shelf of Katie’s toes, which had come closer to the coffee table, now gripping the edge, and I was heading straight for them.
“KATIE, DON’T MOVE YOUR FOOT,” Christine said, hushed. “I THINK JERRY IS LOOKING TO CLIMB ONTO YOUR TOES. WHAT DO YOU SAY?”
That’s not what I was going to do. I was going to walk around her toes and keep going around the table. But now both women had fallen silent and were staring at me with interest.
“HOW AM I GOING TO REFUSE?” Katie said, “THE POOR LITTLE GUY HAS NO SEATS HIS OWN SIZE.”
Her toes rubbed together as if in anticipation, distending and contracting against the hose. They had me frozen, hypnotized like a bundle of pale pythons writhing inside a big black net.
“OF COURSE YOU MAY HOP UP ON MY TOES,” the redhead said, through a shy smile. “I WOULD BE HONORED TO LEND THEM TO YOU TO LET YOU TAKE A LITTLE REST. I SEE YOU’VE BEEN MARCHING AROUND THE TABLE ALL THIS TIME LIKE A BUSY LITTLE ANT WHILE CHRIS AND I HAVE BEEN SITTING HERE ON OUR BUTTS GOSSIPING. THOSE TEENY FEET MUST BE SO TUCKERED OUT BY NOW.”
She’d lowered her wine glass and had leaned forward to view me better.
Not wanting to look rude, I continued up to the bumpy ridge of her toes, wiggling faintly, but calming with my arrival. With a deep breath, I reached up and dug my nails into the pantyhose boulder of the little toe, roughly as tall as I was, and pulling myself up, arm after arm, until my hands brushed the hard plate of the nail beneath the hose thatch. The nails were painted dark purplish red, and the tendons along the toes stood out as they were kept flexed hard around the tabletop edge.
Making the climb turned out not to be a wise idea after all, but it was only once I was standing on the nail plateau did I feel the stinging in my hands. At my size the pantyhose felt like a mesh of thatch and had scratched at the flesh of my palms and inside of my fingers. Once I was finally up, I checked my stinging palms to find them red with rope burn. My feet had also been digging against the hose, and lifting one foot, I found the sole similarly red with a rash. It was just a good thing I didn’t rub my dick against the abrasive fabric
Breathing deeply from my exercise, it became apparent the air was tinged with Katie’s sweaty foot odor, elicited by the warmth in the room and the stuffy enclosure of the pantyhose. It was sharp to me, but too faint for either woman to have been aware of.
I carefully made my way over the shadowy cleft separating the fifth toe from the fourth, although the springy floor of the hose provided a safety net against falling in between toes. Then I kept journeying, passing from toe to slightly bigger toe, trying to ignore the sting of my soles against the scratchy hose, until I’d made it onto the hard dome of the big toe’s mauve-colored nail.
The sofa groaned as Katie’s mega-sized hand parachuted down over my head, one long finger extending downward, as the nail tip began to dig and scratch around the toes. My passage along her foot must have itched her. Startled, I began to pace back to keep clear of the great index finger shovelling its nail around the agitated toes. The sound was like boots scraping concrete.
Maybe my tickling was making her feel giddy and reckless, or all her slow sips of her wine were finally getting to her, dissolving her inhibitions, as she now decided to have some fun with me.
"WATCH OUT, SILLY LITTLE TEDDY BEAR,” she cooed down at me, “MY BIG FINGER IS COMING FOR YOU."
Her index finger suspended its scratching to lift up and loom over my head warningly. As the nail angled down at my head, I stirred into activity, my feet scampering back and forth, leaping over each toe in turn as I desperately tried to avoid the probing digit. But It didn't matter where I ran, the fingertip tracked me patiently like a slender and incredibly mobile airborne missile.
Booms of feminine giggling trembled the air as my tiny pattering feet danced back and forth, seeming to make her itch all over again. The overhead finger made some playful swooping and dipping motions in my direction. Through peals of laughter, Katie said:
“STOP SKIPPING AROUND DOWN THERE AND ITCHING ME, AND MAYBE I’LL STOP TRYING TO SCRATCH AT YOU!”
Then the giant finger paused its chasing to rake around the toes again, causing the pantyhose fabric to pull and stretch under my feet, jerking me around a little. Without warning, the finger lifted up and, joined by a thumb, pretended to pinch at me. I jumped back, getting ready to run again, but the world seemed to tilt. My legs jerked around as I tried to keep my alcohol-affected sense of balance on the tugging fabric. Then one of my feet stepped down into nothingness and I was rushing down to the ground, turning head over feet. The women gasped.
The top of my skull struck the carpet and I bounced into the air before coming to a stop on my back. The drop didn’t hurt – even though I’d landed and bounced on my head – I was too small. Back when I’d been former size, I could survive a drop from the ceiling to the floor, though it hurt. Now, orders smaller again, I could probably fall from the ceiling without pain, and wondered how far I would have to fall in order to sustain injury, or even die. Whatever the case, if I did die by accident, I didn’t see it happening by fall.
Before I could get up, the sofa made loud rustling sounds as a great collection of fingertips descended from above and, as they entered my immediate proximity, blurred in my perception into giant fleshy spheres, which finally extinguished all light as they smothered my face and body and pulled tight around me – much too tight, like an anaconda had me in constriction. My limbs were forced rigid, locking my joints. The curve of my spine was being urged to straighten, causing vertebrae to grind, and driving pressure against my narrowing ribcage. Muscles all over were pulling, rubbing and burning. A scream was frozen in my chest; my lips were crushed against the rough ridges of a sebaceous-coated fingerprint.
Through the throbbing in my skull, came Christine’s urgent voice:
“KATIE,” she said, “MIND YOU DON’T PINCH JERRY TOO HARD. I KNOW HE LOOKS BREATHTAKINGLY MUSCULAR, BUT YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER, HIS MINISCULE BODY DOESN’T HAVE THE SUBSTANCE TO HOLD UP AGAINST YOUR FIRM FINGERS.”
“OH MY GOSH,” Katie gasped. The flesh walls separated again; the flickering firelight spilled, then I was slid over and bounced upon the creased, padded expanse of her palm.
“I’M SO SORRY!” She gushed, her voice loud and painful in my aching, throbbing ears. “CAN YOU MOVE? ARE YOU ALRIGHT? I DIDN’T HURT YOU DID I?”
Her face was oppressively large overhead, as she’d brought her hand right up to peer in at me. Her wide eyes scanned me anxiously while the dry fruity gust of her wine-suffused breath nearly had me intoxicated just having it rammed into my lungs over and over.
“It’s fine, Katie,” I said, raising a hand and getting to my feet. “Nothing broken. The carpet gave me a soft landing.”
“OH,” she gave a great big sigh of relief, hammering me with warm air that trembled my infinitesimal frame, “I’M SO GLAD TO HEAR THAT. YOU NEARLY HAD ME FREAKING OUT THERE.”
“BETTER NOT LET WORD OF THIS LITTLE MISADVENTURE GET BACK TO JEN,” Christine advised Katie in diplomatic undertone. “SHE’S APT TO... OVERREACT.”
Christine’s face came in over the edge of the giant hand, moving in beside Katie’s to briefly check I was alright, and her gaze hung on me for a second, half veiled by her lashes. Now I was getting buffeted by the gale forces of their breath combined, and worse, they weren’t breathing synchronously, so as I hunched up and weathered one exhalation, I’d get blasted by another stratospheric windcloud almost immediately. Then the air was wrenched out of my chest again by one inhalation, which doubled up, threatened to yank my lungs inside out, or tear them to shreds. My diaphragm was in anguish; felt like it had collapsed, given up trying to keep my chest wall firm, and leaving my lungs to flap like sails. There was no rest. I felt like a balloon being blown up too big, too fast, sucked out and blown up again to near bursting point. Added to that, my dick was purple and screaming for release, trapped in a never-ending cycle of being violently tugged, built up to agony by the sheer gripping force of warm air currents, squeezed by each inhalation and whipped by each exhalations.
Tears were running down my face and my stomach turned from the nauseous pungence of stinging wine-infused wind, while a clammy film of vaporous saliva was sticking to my skin like cling wrap. Ever the optimist, I had to be grateful that – so far – neither woman had sneezed, otherwise my head might have burst with the sonic boom.
“HUSH HUSH, ISN’T THAT RIGHT, JERRY?” Christine was saying in a low voice, meanwhile the presence of an enormous fingertip – also hers judging by the earthy nail polish – materialized to brush into my shoulder like a head-butt. “IF SHE KNEW YOU WERE HAVING A LITTLE TOO MUCH EXCITEMENT WITH US – WITHOUT HER – SHE MIGHT STUFF YOU BACK IN THE RING AGAIN...”
Katie looked at Christine curiously as if for elucidation. Christine’s eyes lifted from me and passed a quick look to Katie, with deceptive calm, as her head shifted from my sight again.
“JERRY KNOWS WHAT I—”
“JERRY KNOWS WHAT?”
It was Jennifer’s voice, sounding deceptively idle and unconcerned as she strode back into the den. After her eyes performed a preliminary search of the room to locate me, seeing that I was cradled in Katie’s palm, she returned to her armchair, with her legs drawn up on the seat.
“JEN, THERE YOU ARE,” said Christine briskly. “WOULD IT BOTHER YOU IF I TOOK JERRY OUT TO HAVE A QUICK WORD WITH HIM IN PRIVATE?”
Facing the fire again, Jennifer turned her head back to survey Christine with an expression of gentle vexation.
“I SUPPOSE,” she finally said. “PROVIDED YOU DON’T LET HIM OUT OF YOUR SIGHT.”
“I’LL HAVE HIM CLINGING TO ME THE ENTIRE TIME.”
Christine’s upper body sidled back into view above me as Katie’s palm slanted steeply, overturning into a sharp slide straight onto Christine’s cupped palm, awaiting just below. The way I was being passed back and forth between hands, getting blasted at intervals by breath had me feeling like a tiny canoe in a vast storm-whipped ocean.
I was starting to wonder if it wouldn’t be so bad to go back into the ring, even just for the opportunity to lie down and let my body recover. As I mulled this, the den walls were gliding past as Christine carried on through the house and into another room. I only saw rooms in part, with grossly magnified objects of furniture blocking most of my view, so I used surface materials and the handful of objects I could make sense of to inform me where I was. In this case, the tiled floor, polished surfaces, and a colossal glass pane shielding the shower cubicle. flashing past above the edge of Christine’s hand, indicated this was the bathroom.
Then came the sound of the door thudding shut.
Chapter 5: Christine by Zerda
Stopping before the broad mirror over what I guessed was the sink area, Christine glanced down at me in her hand. I was not only standing with my feet planted against her soft warm flesh, but my engorged member was standing to attention with palpable arousal.
With the hint of an uneven smile, Christine murmured :
"AM I ONLY IMAGINING THINGS OR ARE YOU EVEN MORE EXCITED SINCE COMING BACK TO ME...?"
She was manoeuvring a fingertip like a flying battering ram into my immediate vicinity, and bumping in playfully into my body, and my damning erection, almost tackling me off my feet. Her humorsome digit had been doing this a lot over the evening. It seemed like mere minutes would pass before the probing presence of another enormous digit hailed down to satisfy her burning curiosity of me, or punctuate a sly remark with a droll poke.
And she was not imagining things. The earlier concentration of airborne jets she and Katie had exposed me to had puffed my shaft up pretty bad, comparable to when Tyler had been holding me.
“IF YOU DON’T MIND, I’M JUST GOING TO TOUCH MY FACE UP,” she indicated. “MAY I SUSPEND YOU ON MY EARRING? JEN TOLD ME YOU’RE AN EXCELLENT LITTLE CLIMBER. AND I THINK YOU MAKE A GREAT LITTLE STUD.”
By ‘stud’ she was alluding to an earring piece; the additional double entendre probably appealed to her as well.
Before I could respond, her palm was bringing me up against the side of her head, taking me up to the tassel earring that dangled from her earlobe. It was like a set of crystalline chains; the glimmering metal-framed tassels provided me with natural handholds.
Crossing the elastic floor of flesh that sunk a little under my feet, I approached the bundle of chains, grabbing the nearest and wrenching myself up, wrapping my legs around it, and using my arms to climb. With my legs wrapped around one of the tassels, my erection kept dragging against the chains as I pulled myself higher, sending pangs along my shaft and into my balls. As my hands and feet ran up the chain, my palms and soles flared out again from earlier climbing Katie’s pantyhose, but I persisted.
I had no choice; Christine’s hand was no longer beneath me, she was now rummaging among bottles of product arranged on some bathroom shelving. If I let go, I would have fallen onto her shoulder, or – worst case scenario – bounced off and fallen onto the tiled floor. If she didn’t see me down there she could accidentally step on me. I’d survive the fall, and I might even survive being stood on, if lucky enough to get caught up under the spaces of her toes, sheltered from the brunt of her unfathomable weight, but the thought of the toes inadvertently scrunching, ripping me to shreds by the scratchy, sandpaper-like hose thrilled me with terror. At least death by fall or being crushed was instantaneous, but death by being grated like cheese between her abrasive pantyhose-covered toes might not be.
Finally, midway up the chain, I decided to stop.
Straight ahead of me was the bathroom mirror. The surface of the mirror was like the perfectly reflective wall of a high-rise building, lacking window grids. In it I saw myself, peering out from the glimmering crystal vines of Christine’s earring, clinging there, hopelessly dwarfed by the great flesh shell of her ear, positioned above me, not to mention her much larger head, and then her unfathomably larger body, the full extent of which the mirror and my perspective concealed. As for me, bundled in amidst the earring, most of my visible body was a tiny face, biceps and legs and a monstrous dick bulging out from between the tassels.
Christine was staring back at me in the mirror. It struck me – all at once – how bizarre I must look, and a wave of shame hit me; not just for my exaggerated anatomy but the fact I was reduced to dangling from her earring. I looked away.
“You wanted to tell me something, Christine?” I inquired, trying to distract myself.
“OH! THAT’S BETTER,” she paused, taking pleasure in hearing me so close to her ear. “YOUR VOICE DOESN’T SOUND FARAWAY. AND WHAT AN ADORABLE LITTLE CROON YOU HAVE WHEN I CAN ACTUALLY HEAR IT PROPERLY.”
In the mirror reflection, I watched helplessly as her arm lifted, her gigantic hand shooting straight for me before her fingers blocked out my view, blundering around, trying to identify my tiny form amongst the hanging crystal chains. My stinging palms gripped tight against the delicate metalwork as the thin chains were jostled by her intruding digits, which knocked me back and forth like a chandelier in an earthquake. As the chains rattled and whipped my throbbing dick, a series of shuddering gasps escaped my throat. Then my chest gave a pained squeak as I was near squished between the digits as they recklessly bumped together in their quest to gently capture my feather-thin substance between them.
They withdrew again, letting the chains sway gently and come to rest, apart from swinging any time she turned her head. Whenever that happened, the crystal chains of her earrings quivered all around my rock hard erection, jiggling around me whenever she moved her head.
“CLEVER SPOT TO KEEP YOU, DON’T YOU AGREE?”
“Can’t think of a better one,” I gulped.
Turning her attention back to the bottle of foundation in her hands, and unscrewing the lid, she began more seriously:
"THERE’S A REASON I STOLE YOU AWAY,” she confessed. “YESTERDAY JEN AND I HAD A GOOD YAK OVER THE PHONE ABOUT ALL MANNER OF THINGS...LIKE YOU, FOR INSTANCE."
"Oh. Nothing bad I hope,” I said, trying to talk loudly and sound unconcerned at the same time, hoping the projection of my voice at volume would conceal my nervousness. Jennifer was a repository of all kinds of embarrassing factoids she could produce about me at whim, at the low, low price of my dignity.
"SWEETIE..." Christine paused as her eyes drifted thoughtfully, biting her lip as if formulating words in her head, "...SHE'S DONE RUNNING AROUND. HER HEART HAS SPOKEN AND THAT'S IT."
"Sorry?"
She was dipping a foundation brush into the bottle, and then turned the brush to check it. Keeping the brush suspended for a moment, her gaze in the mirror shifted across to me again, and she said kindly:
"SHE'S WILD ABOUT YOU. SHE THINKS YOU'RE THE ONE."
My mouth had started to go dry.
“I wish she had consulted me before she had that revelation.”
She dipped the brush into the mixture once more and then, putting the bottle on the countertop, began applying the foundation to her face, keeping her eyes on her reflection in the mirror.
"I THINK IT'S WONDERFUL," she went on. “THERE'S SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT HER. SANGUINE. WHEN WE WERE YOUNGER, SHE COULD BE SO MOODY..."
"The moodiness is still there," I said. "Sometimes…"
"WELL, LISTEN, I KNOW SHE’S TEMPERAMENTAL. HER BOYS HAVE ALWAYS BEEN TOYS. SHE’D BE ENTERTAINED WITH THEM A WHILE AND THEN IT WAS ONTO THE NEXT PLAYTHING.”
Checking the foundation on her cheeks, she quickly decided it wasn’t what she wanted, used a wipe to clear it away, and put the bottle aside before searching around the shelves for something else.
"I THOUGHT SHE WOULD NEVER SETTLE. BUT YOU'RE DIFFERENT."
"Well," I scoffed, "if you mean that I'm as big as a fingernail clipping..."
"AND BEFORE YOUR ACCIDENT?" she said, eyeing me briefly in the mirror. Then she remarked:
"AFTER GRADUATION WE DRIFTED APART, AND THEN YOU CAME ALONG. SHE’S NEVER BEEN ONE TO NEED A MAN. AND DON’T BE MISTAKEN, MY LITTLE STUD, SHE DOESN’T NEED YOU, STRICTLY SPEAKING. BUT SHE WANTS TO HAVE YOU. AND SHE WANTS TO HAVE YOU BECAUSE SHE CAN.”
Unsure of how to respond, I said nothing.
"I’VE NEVER COMPLETELY UNDERSTOOD HER TYPE, BUT WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING,” she shuffled some bottles on the shelf, pulled one of them down and checked the label before putting it back again, “KEEP DOING IT."
"I appreciate your advice, Christine, but that doesn't help me in the size department."
"PERHAPS IT DOES," she said softly. "SHE’S ALWAYS FOUND COUPLEDOM TOUGH IN PRACTICE. BUT SHE TOLD ME, THAT WITH YOU, SHE HASN'T HAD TO GIVE UP AN INCH OF HERSELF. YOU ACCOMODATE HER MORE THAN ENOUGH. AND MAKE NO MISTAKE: YOU’RE A VERY CUTE LITTLE THING TO HAVE HANGING AROUND.”
Deliberating over some blush, she added coyly:
"IF SHE HADN'T CLAIMED YOU ALREADY, WELL, CAN'T SAY I WOULDN'T SNATCH YOU UP FOR MYSELF. I’M NOT CERTAIN WHERE IT WOULD TAKE US, BUT YOU DO MAKE SUCH A BEAUTIFUL LITTLE EARRING PENDANT; SO DELICATE AND SUBTLE, YOUR TINY FACE PEEKING OUT THERE, AND NO ONE ELSE WOULD EVEN KNOW UNTIL I POINTED YOU OUT…”
She was murmuring to herself now.
I went silent again.
In previous experience, my size had a strange and potent effect on females. One part of the female brain interpreted my muscular physique as 'hot' while another interpreted my small stature as ‘cute’, like a baby animal, and both signals blended together to create an irresistible hybrid attraction. Women ended up flustered with indecision; not able to decide whether they wanted to rub and tickle my belly or engulf my face in steamy kisses. It didn't bother Jen: she normally compromised by doing both at the same time. The attention should have been flattering, except I had never liked being in the spotlight; usually it was an occasion for embarrassment more than ego-bolstering.
Christine’s voice came back, interrupting my distracted silence.
"DON’T YOU FORGET, THIS IS BETWEEN US,” she said, having dispensed with the blush to apply a coat of chapstick to her lips, but now pausing with the tube halfway to her face so she could speak. I watched the balmy flattened nub with cautious wonder; if it made contact with my body, I would’ve been caught on its sticky glossed tip like an ant on a glue stick. “SHE CAN BE HEADSTRONG IF SHE THINKS SOMEONE ELSE IS SLIPPING OVER INTO HER TERRITORY – YOU KNOW HOW SHE IS.” She gave me a small, humourless smile. “SHE WANTS IT TO COME FROM YOU."
"Sorry, Christine –” I butt in, “—she wants what to come from me?"
Now the graceful blonde had found some clear skin gel and was squeezing a blob onto her palm. She went on gently:
"YOU TWO HAVE ALREADY HAD SOME MISSTEPS – SHE’S TOLD ME. AND IT'S BOTHERING HER. SHE DOESN'T WANT TO SCARE YOU AWAY, SO SHE HASN'T SAID ANYTHING."
"About what...?" I was stalling, trying to figure out if I even wanted to have this conversation, if I was ready for it.
Christine let out a rush of breath, flashing me a brief pitying look.
"ALL OF THIS FUSS OVER THAT CRYSTAL RING…” she said, shaking her head, and sending me whipping back and forth, rattling around amidst her dangling earring. She looked at me. “SHE'S GIVEN YOU A BIG, BRIGHT HINT, JERRY. YOU MUST HAVE PICKED UP ON IT."
“It was never meant to be an engagement ring,” I said up into her lofty ear. “We’re both clear on that.”
“SO YOU SAY. BUT SHE HAS IT IN HER HEAD THAT YOU BUYING HER THAT EXPENSIVE RING WAS A DRESS REHEARSAL FOR ACT TWO. THE REAL THING."
When I didn’t say anything, she added:
“SHE ASKED YOU, AND YOU BOUGHT IT FOR HER WITHOUT QUESTION. SHE'S DOING THE CALCULATIONS IN HER HEAD EVEN AS WE SPEAK."
Oh fuck… I thought with regret, thinking of her showing it off at the dinner table, with me inside. In fact, us coming to this dinner get-together in the first place; it seemed to all connect somehow, or not entirely be just another of her whims. Then again, I had been so wrapped up in my own problems navigating the world at my size, I hadn’t paid a lot of attention to reading her behaviour so deeply. How could I see the forest for the trees when I couldn’t even see a single tree; my entire worldview was at the insect level, amongst the tree roots? It hadn’t even occurred to me that she could possibly be thinking about the long term right now with me struggling at my current size.
It made no sense, and I didn’t completely agree with what Christine said, even if she’d known Jennifer longer than I had. She made it sound like it was all a sly, elaborate test but, actually, Jen had tossed up the ring idea almost flippantly – as if ready to recant the idea at the first sign of my displeasure. I had eagerly green lit the whole thing because I was just happy to have some promise of being able to travel with her safely. It gave me proximity to her plus a shield around my body. It had seemed perfect at the time, but nothing more than a glittery carry case. Certainly not a subliminal signal that I was trying to send out. Yes, it had been overpriced, but my funds covered it; funds which I’d received to cover accommodations for me to achieve some semblance of a functional, enjoyable life. As far as I was concerned, the ring fit that category.
As for the big question…I loved Jennifer – always had – and I imagined that would be the case for a long time coming. But I didn’t know how I felt about turning our relationship into something else. Even when I’d been normal sized the idea of commitment frightened me, the idea of not having a space to call my own. Being tied up to her momentum as if by chain. She was utterly engaging but so vivacious that in her company, little time was left over for myself. I panted for breath trying to keep up with her impulsive exuberance.
“If she was serious,” I said slowly, “I think she would have made it clearer.”
Christine paused.
“THE POWER OF SUGGESTION: A LITTLE THING WE WOMEN DO WHEN WE WANT SOMETHING.”
“Jen’s not the subtle type,” I scoffed.
“I DON'T BELIEVE YOU'RE GIVING HER POWERS OF PERSUASION ENOUGH CREDIT. SHE CAN BE SUBTLE WHEN SHE WANTS TO BE." Her eyes twinkled, and she said kindly: “ASSUMING IT'S NOT YOU WHO IS THE ONE BEING A LITTLE ON THE OBTUSE SIDE."
The scaled up extension of a digit glided in and gave my head a small, affectionate tap with a handcream-covered fingertip, which accidentally biffed my head and caused my face to get stuck to her finger for a second, pulling me with its movement. Then I came unstuck again, but had a big sticky blob of clear fragrant cream sitting over my face like a jellyfish. I shook my head and wiped my face against the chains to try and clear it. I couldn't use my hands because then they'd get too slippery to hang onto the tassel.
“OOPS,” she giggled, adding by way of apology: “YOU’RE AS SOFT AND LIGHT AS POWDER, DARLING.”
Once my mouth was clear enough of gunk for me to speak again, I explained:
“The reason the ring cost so much was because of the work required to cut the stone into an interior chamber. It wasn't for show. I didn’t intend any mixed messages.”
“I MAY NOT KNOW WHAT YOU INTENDED OR WHAT YOU DIDN'T INTEND, SO LET'S PUSH THAT ASIDE FOR NOW. LET'S TALK ABOUT THE RING YOU'RE GOING TO GET HER WHEN YOU POP THE QUESTION."
"How do I give her a ring? How do I even fit a ring inside my hands? – I fit inside a ring in her hands!”
“YOU'E GETTING FLUSTERED, BUT IT'S OKAY. IT'S SCARY. TYLER WAS BLINKING AND SWEATING AN AWFUL LOT WHEN HE PROPOSED TO ME.”
“I’m not trying to be funny, but am I the only person who is able to see how insane this is?”
“EVERYONE FEELS LIKE THAT WHEN IT’S THEIR TURN.”
“But, I mean, people throw grains of rice at weddings – I’m the size of a grain of rice! And has anyone thought about the wedding photo? They’re gonna need a forensic analysis level of zoom! And then, if they get me in detail, she’ll be blurry, and if they get her in detail, I’ll be a blur. No way! It’d be a mess! Do you really think – ?!”
To get my attention, a humongous finger lifted and jingled the earring tassels, causing them to knock and tinkle around me, waving me around until I stopped talking. My palms started stinging again as I gripped the chains hard, and flexed my legs, wrapping them more tightly around the metal rope.
“SOUNDS TO ME LIKE YOU'RE BLOWING THE ISSUE UP. PERHAPS SHE HAS BEEN GOING THROUGH THIS WITH HERSELF ALREADY, AND THE IDEA OF SAYING ‘I DO’ TO A GRAIN-SIZED GROOM DOESN’T SEEM TO HAVE DETERRED HER ONE LITTLE BIT."
"But I don’t – I-I..." my voice was stammering.
“A LITTLE LOUDER FOR ME, DARLING. THAT SWEET LITTLE HUMMING VOICE IS BREAKING UP.”
"I'm in no position to get married right now,” I cried out. “I mean— " I let out a bark of nervous laughter, "—look at me!"
"THIS MUST BE SO OVERWHELMING FOR YOU, IT'S UNDERSTANDABLE. IT’S A VERY BIG THING TO ASK SOMEONE. BUT I REALLY THINK SHE’S ONTO SOMETHING. YOU'RE A GOOD INFLUENCE ON HER." She raised an eyebrow at me. “YOU STILL LOVE HER, DON'T YOU?"
"I love her more than anything."
She dabbed a tissue around her mouth to fix up some chapstick smear, and then put it down and held me in her steady gaze.
"IT'S ONE THING TO SAY THAT, BUT SHE'S TRUSTING YOU TO COME THROUGH FOR HER WITH ACTION; MAKE THE WORDS REAL."
Action? I thought. My ability to undertake independent action was at an all-time low.
"I...I don't even know where to begin," I said, my muscles slumping a little before I was able to catch myself and tighten my grip again.
"HOW ABOUT YOU BEGIN NOW?” she said calmly, wiping product off her fingertips with a tissue. Her voice got low and discreet. “THE THING ABOUT JEN IS THAT SHE REFUSES TO BE KEPT WAITING."
“I know,” I sighed. “That’s…why we separated the first time.”
The crystal tassels swished against me and the great mirror swung away as Christine turned and tossed scrunched wads of tissue into a little pedal bin on the floor. Then, clinging tightly, I flew back around as she faced the mirror again, giving me a look of understanding.
“BETWEEN YOU AND ME, SHE’S HAD HER FATHER WRAPPED AROUND HER LITTLE FINGER EVER SINCE SHE WAS A YOUNG GIRL. I THINK SHE WAS A TEENSY BIT SPOILT FOR BEING THE ONLY GIRL OUT OF ALL HER BROTHERS.”
Taking this in, I pressed my cheek against the metal-frame crystal chain I was clinging to.
“That makes sense.”
Christine smiled.
"IT'S ALL CLICKING INTO PLACE NOW, ISN'T IT?” She said facetiously, turning the sink water on and rubbing her hands under it. “SHE'S A DADDY'S GIRL. AND DADDY NEVER SAID NO.”
“I guess she can be a little…entitled sometimes.”
Christine gave a low, thrumming laugh.
“VERY MILD OF YOU, JERRY,” she said.
“Okay,” I exhaled. “She’s the reincarnation of an imperial empress.”
“THAT SOUNDS MORE LIKE THE JENNIFER I KNOW.”
Her reflection stopped and, gripping her hands on the counter edge, leaned in towards the mirror to fix me with a long look of veiled amusement.
“DOES THAT MAKE YOU HER REINCARNATED LOVER? MAYBE SHE’S BEEN AFTER YOU FOR MORE THAN A FEW OF HER LIVES.”
“I don’t believe in that kind of thing. Neither does she.”
Smiling to herself, Christine turned away from the mirror to take a towel up and started drying her hands on it. The tassels lashed me as her head turned. I grimaced as my hands and legs flexed tight to hold my grip.
“YOU HAVEN’T HEARD THE WAY SHE TALKS ABOUT YOU.”
Then I was whirled back around, the chain tassels shook and whipped against me a second time as she turned again to look back into the mirror.
“THIS IS UNUSUAL FOR HER,” she conceded in afterthought, absent-mindedly stroking her neck while tilting her head and causing me to fly face first into the underside of her jaw in a clatter of chains. “BUT…ONCE SHE GETS ATTACHED TO SOMETHING THERE’S NO SEPARATING HER FROM IT.”
She straightened her head again; her jaw angled away from me as the bathroom rotated back into normal position. As I steadied my grip again, what she had said repeated in my head: Daddy’s girl. My gut lurched.
“Oh, man…” I groaned, shutting my eyes and rubbing my face against the chain tassel I was gripping.
“WHAT’S WRONG?”
“No, nothing, I…” I took a breath, “…if I propose, I’ve got to get her father’s approval.”
“I SUPPOSE, IF YOU WANT TO DO IT THE OLD-FASHIONED WAY,” she gave me a small, perplexed frown. “BUT IT’S NOT A REQUIREMENT ANYMORE, AS A MATTER OF NORMAL PRACTICE.”
“This isn’t normal practice.” Setting my jaw, I emphasized: “Her parents need to be on board for it.”
What did I have to fear, anyway? If her father refused, it would make for a very quick – if painful – conclusion. Would that be so bad? Good or bad, such a reaction made total sense to me.
How could I forget the look of pitying bemusement in Natalie’s eyes when she’d calmly foreclosed any possibility of someone my size being her groom? Somewhere deep down, I still nursed feelings of what might have been with her, if for her infectious smile and laughter – how easy it was to make her laugh – her non-teasing love, and warm, unconditional kisses and cuddles that didn’t hungrily probe for more. I even had a horrible gut feeling there was a normal size Jerry in a parallel universe somewhere enjoying an uncomplicated relationship with ‘alternate’ Natalie, and probably further into a planful future with her than I was with Jen. Anyway, the memory still brought on a dull ache, exacerbated by the words ‘marriage’ and ‘wedding.’
Now I was that much smaller again. To imagine the look on Natalie’s face if she saw me now, wrestling with the big question. The idea made my heart sink with despair.
How could I look up into the eyes of Jasper Tomlin – at my stupidly diminutive size – and convince him I made the best match life partner for his doted on only daughter? Surely, I would be lucky if he even heard me out without bursting into laughter. If he even heard me at all.
“ENTIRELY UP TO YOU,” Christine shrugged. “BUT SOUNDS TO ME LIKE SOMEONE’S GOING TO BE A BUSY LITTLE STUD IN THE NEAR FUTURE.”
“I have a lot I need to figure out,” I agreed.
Leaning against the sink counter, she observed me in the mirror a moment longer. I began to blush, feeling more helpless – pressed against her dangling earring, swinging in the faintest air current – more impotent than ever.
“TAKE MY ADVICE,” she began sagely, “DON’T RAISE THE ISSUE WITH HER TONIGHT. SHE’S GOING TO KNOW I PROMPTED YOU. HERE’S WHAT WE’LL DO: I’LL HELP YOU GET THINGS MOVING IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION; I KNOW JASPER; HE’S JUST A TIGER WITH THE HEART OF A PUSSYCAT. YOU HAVE NOTHING TO FEAR FROM HIM. JUST LEAVE IT WITH ME.”
“Thanks, Christine. I appreciate your help. Really.”
“DON’T MENTION IT, SNOOKUMS. AND GOOD LUCK.”
The chains started swaying me around as Christine turned and we left the bathroom.
Chapter 6: Bedtime Pouch by Zerda
We came out from under the bathroom's glowing lights, down the dark hallway, and back into the dimly lit den, where Jennifer and Katie were talking.
Christine returned to her former seat on the sofa again beside Katie. Jennifer followed the blonde woman with her eyes, and now twisted around in her seat, turning her back on the fireplace to face the other women. The firelight danced in her green eyes, which looked at Christine, faintly inquiring. We must have been longer in the bathroom than I realized. I avoided Jen’s gaze, even though she wouldn't have been able to see me, hanging from Christine's earring, in the dim light. In fact, she was probably just trying to work out where I was, seeing as Christine had both hands resting on her lap.
“JERRY’S JUST MADE HIMSELF RIGHT AT HOME ON THE END OF MY EARRING,” Christine explained. “MAKES FOR AN EYE-CATCHING LITTLE ORNAMENT, DON’T YOU THINK?”
She turned her head to let the other two women admire me. At this, Katie’s head swung around to identify where I was, and when her searching eyes alighted on me, making out my tiny face amidst the sparkle of the earring tassels, she gazed at me with astonishment.
“OH, HE LOOKS LIKE A TEENY TARZAN!” she gushed.
“MMM,” said Jennifer, looking away for a moment. “WELL, I HAVE ANOTHER PIECE OF JEWELLERY THAT’S NEEDS ITS CENTERPIECE ORNAMENT BACK NOW, CHRIS, IF YOU DON’T MIND.”
She raised and displayed the back of her hand, the ring finger banded with the clear panther head, and rippled her fingers.
“I HAD A FEELING YOU’D SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT,” Christine said in undertone. She brought her curled fingers up to her ear, where they bumped around my body, sending me swinging on my chain. As the tassels settled again, the fingers held in place, waiting patiently for me to descend onto them.
“TAKE A LEAP OF FAITH, JERRY,” Christine murmured. “DON’T OVERTHINK IT.”
I let go of the chain, dropping past the tassels, landing onto the spongy flesh of the back of the last joint of a middle finger, near the nail cuticle, and quickly digging my nails in to hold onto what felt like handfuls of soft, creased leather. Christine’s flesh was covered in the faint trace of the clear gel she’d earlier applied in the bathroom. The cool sticky film made my tender, sore palms tingle. My slightly stinging palms were also in contact with the faint throbbing blood vessels beating up through the epidermal layer of Christine’s finger flesh. The warm air rushed around me as the fingertips swept me down to hover parallel to the ample boulders of her chest, outlined by the clinging black dress fabric.
On my opposite side, Jennifer’s titanic black-gowned figure loomed over us, her arm extended with her fingers straightened. She’d unscrewed the panther head from the ring band, so the inner base was exposed, like a flat, inky black podium.
The curled finger I was standing on floated over, lining itself up with the black band encircling Jennifer’s ring finger. Keen to give my inflamed hands and feet a rest, I stood up and made a leap from the end of Christine’s middle finger, onto the black platform. The polished surface felt cool against my stinging soles, providing some relief.
A moment later, the dim orange glow of the den, the majestic black forms of the women, and the entire world disappeared behind a curving glassy wall, capping me all around within an opalescent chamber, except for the small hole positioned at the panther’s throat.
That hole was blocked by the massive pad of a thumb as she screwed the stone head on tight again. I watched anxiously: that hole was my only air source. The walls shimmered as the prismatic chamber revolved completely a number of times, before stopping. The tremendous masses of the fingertips disappeared again, like clouds passing from the sun, letting some light in, though the den was still largely dim. As Jennifer shifted, the flickering orange firelight played like molten lava around the ring's glassy surface. I lay down on the ring base, but it chilled my back, so I hunched up with my legs crossed, ignoring the cool surface prickling against my butt and balls. Holding my head in my hands, I shoved my fingers in my ears as a measure of defence against the clanging voices. Male voices crackled; it sounded as though the guys had returned from their walk and Levi and Katie were now keen to get home before it got too late; Jennifer took this opportunity to make her exit as well. I heard them say goodbye to me, though I couldn’t respond.
Then thudding as the front door shut and the swooping glide of Jennifer’s walking motions. My eyelids started to close…
…car engine grumbling…Jennifer was saying something. I nodded out of habit even though I didn’t understand what she was saying. It sounded like she was telling me a story Katie had told her while I was in the bathroom with Christine. She must have turned the steering wheel because I found myself lifted off my butt and pitched into the side of the ring, before sliding down onto the base again. Her voice carried on over the car engine. I rolled onto my side and my eyes closed again…
*
—Cracks like gunshots.
I jolted up, staring around.
The vast walls of the master bedroom, lit up bright, surrounded me; I was lying on the wood bedside tabletop next to the queen bed. Not far away, an enormous hand rested on the edge of the tabletop, with long nails coated in transparent polish. As I stared, the nails rippled over the wood sharply, recreating the sounds I’d just heard. The wood jittered through my body.
I sat up.
She was sitting on the edge of the bed, staring down at me. She looked ready for bed, had changed into a t-shirt and pyjama shorts. The past week, our bedtime routine was a little weird, to say the least, and I was glad she had not made me demonstrate it before the dinner party. The Scotch tape and scissors were already out, lying all the way on the other side of the bedside table.
But she didn’t make a move just yet. Her impassive eyes were watching me keenly through occasional, unhurried blinks.
I propped my head up.
"What is it?" I said, looking around.
She leaned back smoothly.
"I DON'T KNOW..." Huge plates of varnished nails glimmered distractingly as the mammoth fingertips massaged the bumpy ridge of domed pedestal-like knuckles of the other hand. “JUST THOUGHT I’D SAY…I LOVE YOU.”
“I love you, too,” I said, gazing down at my own knuckles, so comparatively small compared to her that they would be invisible.
When I looked up again she was resting her head on her hand, her long nails now framing around her jaw. The sharp green gaze was levelled down upon me. The cavernous nostrils flared with an extended draw of air that tickled the top of my head, sweeping my hair up. My heart pattered in alarm.
Another rumbling intonation from above:
“YOU THINK IT'S OBVIOUS?”
“To who? – Christine and Tyler—?”
“PEOPLE GENERALLY.”
Another sucking breath sent fingers of cool air through my hair, concluding with the downward pressure of warm air. I slid down, rolled onto my back, needing to feel the solid surface beneath my length. Then, crossing my arms in defence against the chill of another draughty inhale.
"It shouldn’t matter what other people think."
“SHOULDN’T, BUT DOES. YOU WANT TO LIVE IN A BUBBLE WORLD, BUT I DON’T.”
The resonance of her voice beat down upon my bones like I was a drum. My mouth pulled into a frown as I stared up at her face, a vision of feminine features on planetary scale, downturned over me with unbearably intimate focus, the massive green eyes seeming to burn into my insides, laying me wide open; the puny pitter-patter of my seed-sized heart, and queasy coiling of papery-thin guts. Did she see, lying on the table, her boyfriend, or an insect who looked vaguely like her boyfriend? It was so hard to read her expression at this size.
“I’m really busy trying to just be this size right now. I’m trying to adapt.”
“WE BOTH ARE. WE’RE MAKING IT UP – I DON’T HAVE A PLAN EITHER. AND THAT’S OKAY. I DON’T WORRY ABOUT WHAT I CAN’T CONTROL, I FOCUS ON WHAT I CAN CONTROL.”
“You’ve got a lot more control than I do right now.”
She looked away from me finally, rubbing her hand against her cheek. Her brow knitted together. Gazing up at the broad landscape of her face change expression was surreal; I could make out the faint tugs of facial muscles, the subtle shuttering of the black fans of lashes, the drawing together and pursing of her lips, the flaring of nostrils, the rapid, minute skips of her pupils as she thought. Even for this fine grain of detail I couldn’t read her mind; couldn’t work out the thoughts accompanying the inconsequential micro expressions.
“IT’S SCARY DOWN THERE.” Her voice was a low murmur. Her eyes squinted at me like I was a specimen caught in a jar.
I rubbed my arm.
“I’m doing okay.”
“HOW AM I DOING?”
“What do you mean?”
“WHAT DO I DO TO MAKE IT LESS SCARY?”
“Staring down at me is a little intimidating.”
“SO I STARE UP AT YOU INSTEAD? LIE ON THE GROUND?” She was joking. Still, I said:
“No. Gotta get used to how big you are. Have to keep reminding myself you’re not some giant going to grab me.”
Her low vibrating chuckle made my bones twang sensitively, like they were being tapped with tiny hammers:
“WHAT DO I SAY TO THAT? SOMETIMES I DO WANT TO GRAB YOU…”
She extended her first two fingers, pressed a kiss to the pads and blew it down at me.
The corner of her eyebrow piqued as she considered me. I was held in the floodlamp of her gaze for another long moment, until shivers were arcing up my spinal column. Her fingerpads rubbed together as if her fingers were sparking with pent up energy. She said in undertone:
“I THINK YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I WANT TO KISS YOU.”
I cleared my throat.
“I think I can guess.”
“THE TINIEST SMOOCH,” she ventured. Her mouth curled subtly, even as I could make out the muscles of her cheek straining to repress it. She seemed to be relishing my discomfort. I started to tremble before I could help it.
Like a runaway train, her hand came smoothing over the tabletop to me, the pinky finger splitting off as if rolled over to me, for the curved white plate of the nail tip to prod daintily at my belly and hips. Because I was so light, it slid me back and forth over the smooth table like a tiny chess piece, like I was wearing socks on a polished floor, although my feet were actually bare. Then, the pinky lifted casting me its black shadow as it performed some delicate, clinical manoeuvre around the crown of my skull, positioning itself with attuned accuracy before carefully lowering directly down until the soft springy pad rested on the top of my head and kept me held there beneath its controlled applied pressure, calibrated precisely to be as much as my puny stature could support.
“BACK STRAIGHT, BABE,” she tutted, “YOU NEED ALL THE EXTRA POSTURE YOU CAN GET RIGHT NOW.”
I held my breath so hard my chest hurt; acutely aware that if she overbalanced and her hand slapped down onto the table for support, the pinky pad would drive me straight down into the table until I was glued there like a squished bug.
“This is as straight as I get!” My voice came out pleading.
The pinky lifted from my head, returned to its former position on the table surface before beginning to slid into me, taking me along towards the edge of the table, where her gargantuan form sat waiting patiently for me.
“YOUR VOICE IS SHAKING…ALL BECAUSE I WANT TO GIVE YOU A QUICK PECK BEFORE BEDTIME?”
I stared wide-eyed at the plush pink ridges from which this gentle teasing was issuing from on loudspeaker. Her teeth beamed out every time she spoke, and they were singularly each bigger than I was, in between glimpses of a rearing red tongue that could toss and spin me like an angry whale if I was unlucky enough to end up slurped into its dark confines.
Her other hand came sweeping in, rotating against the edge of the table, exposing the padded leather surface of the palm, awaiting me as the pinky nail continued to ‘surf’ me over the table. And once I spilled off the table and landed on the palm, it would rapidly elevate me up to her lips. As I dreadfully watched the edge of the table grow closer and closer, my voice came out in an airless, pitiful rush, projecting as loud as I could possibly get it:
“No! I love you but I just don’t think that’s a good idea! Please! Stop!”
I was halted and the open palm rotated back down with resignation. The urging pinky nail slid in front of me, hemming me back away from the table edge again, and then began to again poke me gently back and forth, directionlessly, one way and another, as she contemplated aloud:
“THIS SIZE THING DOESN’T MEAN WE’RE ON PAUSE, MISTER.”
“Of course not. That’s not up for debate.”
The enormous ridges of pink bulged and flexed as she sucked her lips, and they emerged moistened, shining under the bedroom light.
“I’LL GET MY MOMENT,” she said with smug cheeriness. “THAT LITTLE MOUTHWATERING FACE. MY IRRESISTABLE LIPS. IT'LL HAPPEN.” Then, to tease me, she puckered her lips rapidly, making then squish and pop with such sharp wet reverberation that the sound actually made my tiny body throb. I flinched, my balls scrunched up into my body.
With this thought her form seemed to ease. She now began in earnest:
“YOU’RE TIRED; I CAN SEE THAT. A LOT HAPPENED TO YOU TODAY. SO…HOW ABOUT I TUCK YOU IN AND WE CAN TALK MORE TOMORROW?”
“Sounds good,” I said, tired as hell.
She brought her thumb right up against me for me to climb on. Scrabbling my tender palms over her flesh, I mounted the thumb by the long, glossy nail plate.
As she straightened her posture, her thumb then moved inwards against the wall of her stomach, while her other hand rolled her t shirt up to expose her bare midriff. Then she brought the extended thumb parallel with her navel, which doubled up as my bedroom, and held it there patiently. Without hesitation, I bounded off the thumb, through the fleshy opening of the navel which wasn’t much taller than I was, landing on my feet in the loose folds of the interior bellybutton. The wrinkles were lined with fine dust; broken down skin flakes that tended to coat my hands and feet by morning.
It was soft enough to sink into, like a plush leathery mattress. Like being inside a beanbag; forming a cocooning enclosure. Despite the compromising location, it was fantastically comfy and warm, heated by the skin’s thermal activity.
Turning around, I sat down with my back against the navel back wall, which conformed to my shape. The pockets of crinkles were faintly damp from perspiration. Facing out, my perspective from the back of the navel was framed all around by the ovular opening, like I was peering out through a rabbit hole.
A huge sheet of transparent plastic – actually a small square at normal size – was now being affixed over the stomach wall with Scotch tape, covering the navel opening like a glass pane. It was covered in holes from being stabbed with a big needle over and over to create a mesh sheet that filtered air through. The tape was my bedroom door – or window – and it prevented me from accidentally falling out during the night as Jennifer rolled over in her sleep.
Once the tape was in place, the soft folds of the fleshy enclosure stretched and contracted around me as she briefly massaged the tape. The whorls and rings of her fingerprints rolled back and forth over the clear pane, making the bedroom light flicker and flash.
“LOVE YOU, BABE. YOU KNOW THAT.”
Then the giant bulbs of flesh departed, inadvertently leaving the plastic stamped with fingerprint ridge-shaped oil smudges that shone under the light. The world outside shifted around and tipped back as she slid herself down in bed and then all went dark as she tossed the blanket over herself.
I was lying on my back against the back wall of her navel, and I could tell she was lying on her back, too, though she didn’t sleep on her back. Her blood flow began to increase into excited thrumming all around, the vibrations running through my back, which was cradled by the deepest region of the navel. Her belly began to undulate as her respiration increased, the pressure of her deep breathing closing the walls in around me, then expanding them again.
She was touching herself.
This went on for an extended period, rocking me around in the blackness, slowly escalating as she reached an orgasm. Her hips began to buck, sending whipcrack shudders through my confined black containment, hurling me around between its padded walls and the plastering of plastic framing the blocked exit.
Trying to catch and sync myself with her rise, I rolled over onto my stomach and thrust my aching dick between folds of her navel flesh, fucking myself into her stomach, letting the thrusts of her orgasm and tensing, trembling abdominals seize and clench my dick. Her elevated heartbeat ran through her flesh, throbbing through my member. The soft, perspiration-sticky flesh rolled all around my shaft, and bathed my entire body until I was as slimy as if I’d rolled in mud, and had to keep wiping her oily sweat out of my stinging eyes, but it clung to me; surface tension made it seem more viscous to me because I was so small.
The powerful clenching stomach muscles effortlessly milked me until I was trembling all over and my balls were totally dried up. When I tried to pull my dick out, there was resistance. My appendage seemed to be tangled in some strands of lint that had been buried between crinkles of skin, and the lint was caked in with whatever slimy molds grew deep in this cave. Gritting my teeth, I poked my fingers into the crevice and worked away at freeing my dick before my semen dried and glued the lint to my shaft, keeping me trapped there for good. Tearing some of the lint strands, I managed to slide my now flaccid dick out, and then dropped onto my butt and curled up against the cushioned skin enclosure.
Now that she had come, she rolled over, emitted a great sigh, and wound down to go to sleep. Pulled up tight in a skin fold, and unable to determine up from down anymore, I nestled my head against the soft fleshy wall, and shut my eyes. On the other side, the stomach gurgled and squished right against my ear, then calmed. The folds of flesh, like warm dough, squeezed against me as she breathed deeply, sending me to sleep.
Chapter 7: Wipedown by Zerda
Author's Notes:
This is the last group of chapters/instalment before Jerry returns to his previous size.
It was nearing midday. The room was bright, vast, and exposed.
I was standing on a thick, fuzzy, blue field of clumpy, shaggy grass. Where the field ended, there was a stack of fallen white lumber, across from that, a huge tank with a label stuck around it displaying a long list of esoteric words straight out of an organic chemist's dictionary.
Across from that stood a water tower, wide at the base and tapering up into a white top. The body of the tower was transparent, revealing it was three quarters full with a swimming pool volume of water. A tube ran horizontally from the white top down through the water, to the base.
There was a flush of cool air as a gigantic hand swept over my head, bigger and faster than a crop duster, and dived down to grasp one of the white logs up between finger and thumb. Another hand reached for the labelled tank, which was then unloosened from the ground as if by tornado, where it levitated in the air directly above my head, while its top was twisted off. Clenching my jaw, I stood still, uncomfortably aware that if the tank dropped, it would squash me flat. A moment later it was returned to its former position across from the blue fuzzy field, and its unscrewed top came to rest beside it.
The white log that had been taken now dipped down into the opened tank, and when it withdrew again, the flaxen nub shone with a dollop of shining gelatine fluid. It was a giant Q-tip covered with a drop of sanitizing body wash.
The blue grass field was actually a microfiber towel, folded and arranged on one end of the kitchen table. The microfiber didn’t just protect the table surface from body wash spillage, it also craftily prevented me from moving around too much. As I walked, my feet sunk into the soft blue tufts and it swirled around my legs. I had to wade through it like spongy marsh reeds, making it incredibly difficult to run away.
As the shining tip started making its way over the table towards where I was standing, Jennifer’s visage – which had been hovering high up – now descended upon me, moving in unnaturally close, like she intended to touch the tip of her nose to me, but stopping short. She was hunkered over the kitchen table, as low as she could possibly get. Her powerful breath bombarded me, lashing my face and front with warm air which fanned through my hair, slamming me almost with the force of a dull smack, and sending my dick and balls bobbing and swinging, and the startling proximity of her lips caused an incredible vacuum to roar up my shaft, stretching it with the compulsion of an invisible hand, igniting a ticklish throbbing in my hips.
I quickly cupped my groin. She was so focused in the task at hand she didn’t acknowledge it, and anyway, she’d done this several times before now, daily, in fact, since my recent miniaturization.
The fingers of her other hand snaked around behind me instinctively, but careful not to touch me. A gesture that could have been protective, or alternatively, restrictive.
“HOLD STILL…” she murmured, but even at this reduced volume her voice made my temples throb.
She’d rotated the lumber-sized Q-tip into a pencil grip with the soft nub sticking out, pointing at me.
Closing my eyes and willing my mind blank, I stood utterly still, sensing from behind my eyelids the end of the white ‘log’ thrusting at me like a battering ram until it was very close.
The lotion on the end of the Q-tip smelled like pine trees, while the scent of vanilla emanated from her fingertips. Not the commercially watered-down sugary vanilla of ice cream, but something rich, raw, pure and exotic, closer to the unadulterated spice as it must have originally been discovered in the jungles of Central America. And now, possibly even more intoxicating.
The fine point at the very tip of the white cotton head made contact with my front, and began painting its lotion over my chest and arms, then down my front, and briefly rolling over my twinging groin. The cold gel made my balls prickle, but at least the clear sticky resin caused my dick and ballsack to adhere to my thighs, and stop it bouncing around with the powerful surrounding air flow.
Lastly, the cotton probe slid down and around my legs.
At small scale, the cotton fibers felt less like thin filaments and more like threads of wool wrapped around the plastic shaft. Reaching the end of my legs, the cotton tip repeated its journey in reverse, smoothing the lotion up my legs, bumping over my bulge – my lathered penis briefly sticking and being lifted up towards my belly – and finally running up over my abdomen, before halting at my chest.
"I'M GETTING PRETTY GOOD AT THIS, HUH?" her voice thundered against me, her mouth quirking with a self-satisfied smile. “I DIDN’T EVEN KNOCK YOU OVER ONCE!”
Or worse. Six days ago, when washing me she’d accidentally covered the Q-tip nub in too much lotion, so when the tip made contact with my body, I’d gotten plastered onto it and, when she’d drawn her hand back again, I’d rocketed up into the air with it, glued to the end of the Q-tip. She’d then had to use another Q-tip to brush me off, making me feel like a bug being attacked by chopsticks.
But it was true: she’d gotten much better in the days since. I couldn’t imagine how delicate and precise she had to be to perform these motions, and judging from the long pauses between sweeping warm gusts, she was holding her breath for most of it.
“OKAY, TURN AROUND,” she instructed, having finished lathering up my front.
Opening my eyes , I stepped around in a circle until she was at my back, and now was facing the fingertips of her other hand, which lay upon the table in front of me, like a series of long fleshy ridges.
The pressure of the Q-tip returned, now at the back of my head, and moving down my shoulders and back, sliding over my buttocks and down my legs, plastering its gooey gel as it went. It had the pressure of someone leaning into me, but not enough to push me off my feet. With eyes closed, I liked to imagine I was normal size and she was kneading the lotion up and down into my bare skin with her forearms. Of course the illusion was shattered opening my eyes to see her massively blown up hand lying before me.
Reaching my ankles, the nub travelled back up, smoothing the gel up my legs, butt, up my spine, and once more making contact with my scalp, before drawing away again.
“BACK AROUND,” came the rumbling voice, now higher up as she had raised herself a little off the tabletop.
I turned again to face the human mountain as she rotated the Q-tip between her fingers and dipped the opposite end into the tub of lotion for another drop of gel. Then the sublimely-sized visage began to descend over the microfiber cloth again, the white bulb coming closer and closer, seeking me out with its battering ram motion once again.
I stared up at her desperately. To my surprise, she caught me looking at her, or at least the cotton tip halted, while her look of concentration broke.
Her eyes held on me, the black fans of lashes descended almost imperceptibly; a lingering thoughtful look that in any other context would have caught me off guard and effectively wrested me away from wherever my mind was.
But now my heart was speeding up as the rest of the world seemed to speed away; dissipating into mist in the corners of my vision.
The great shiny masses of her lips seemed to swell towards me as she puckered them, advancing as if to kiss me. A jolt of terror clutched my chest as I realized with plummeting, dreadful acceptance that her passion had finally lost all its patience and now her lips were swooping in to claim my life.
Then, with a smooching sound she stopped short and her eyes fluttered open and surveyed me with anticipation.
“NOW YOU GIVE ME A KISS.”
As my heart palpitated in relief, I pressed kisses into my hands and made a big gesture of pretending to throw them up at her. In response, she flashed me a cute grin in spite of herself, and began to bring the Q-tip back over.
As she bent her head over me a little more, a strand of loose hair came tumbling down and glued itself against the sticky lotion covering my body. A burst of shampoo fragrance clouded my senses and I froze in alarm. If she raised her head, it would crane-lift me up off the table, and if she turned her head, I would go flicking off across the table.
Luckily, she noticed. Her brows drew and she made a small grunt of irritation, finely plucking the hair off me and sweeping it back again. Without pause, she stood from her chair, and left the room to find a hair tie, returning with her long hair pulled back in a ponytail.
Dropping her great upper body in front of me again, she took up the Q-tip from the blue cloth. Then the dazzling green eyes rained down onto me, intensifying, and I shrunk under their focus. The cotton tip came waving in at me; I tracked it with my eyes, my hands rubbing together, almost crushing my own fingers. I knew what was coming next and didn’t like it.
She paused, maybe sensing my discomfort, or recalling it from previous instances of this same routine. This was usually the time I’d twist around and try to bolt across the table, though escape was futile when she could effortlessly barricade me with a curled pinky finger.
“JUST STAND ABSOLUTELY STILL,” she said, “AND I’LL BE AS GENTLE AS I CAN.”
I put my hands up, palms facing her, and shook my head, taking steps back.
She just stared down at me impatiently, while a short stream of warm breath issued from her nostrils, bringing to mind a bull being teased. The sauna of her warm breath was already beginning to dry the sheen of lotion on my body.
Her urgent voice shook the air and rattled my skull:
"I DON'T WANT ANYONE TO SEE YOUR FACE COVERED IN DUST LIKE YOU'RE SOME PIECE OF LINT.” Then added coolly: “EVEN IF IT'S TRUE THAT YOU SPEND HALF THE DAY INSIDE MY BELLYBUTTON."
“That’s not dust!” I shot back, “That’s my beard!” I couldn’t shave at my size so my stubble had started getting scruffy.
She gave the cotton tip a tiny, disciplinary shake in my direction.
"SHUSH, YOU."
I dropped silent.
"LET ME DO THIS."
Suddenly she sat up and her head jerked sideways, the long ponytail whipping around, and the sound of a muted explosion – like dynamite blowing up underground – as she directed a sneeze into her shoulder.
I flinched and my throat tightened. Thick flying tresses had just whirled past my face like helicopter blades, almost flinging me into space.
"Maybe you should make damn sure that sneeze is not planning an encore!" I grimaced, huddling up as if to take up even less physical space.
She rubbed her nose with the back of her wrist, and shook her head.
"IT'S FINE,” she said flippantly. “DON’T WORRY. MAYBE THINKING ABOUT DUST AND LINT MADE IT HAPPEN."
And maybe, I thought, a little desperate, if it happened again and she blew me across the table it would give me a running start to escape.
She again held my gaze with intensity and no remorse, looking at but not really seeing my terrified expression, just seeing my face as another surface of my tiny body to be polished with the gelatine slush. Meanwhile, the cotton tip was stubbornly drawing closer, with delicate motions calibrating the angle to my face. This required intense concentration because, from her perspective, my head was little more than a dot.
As the white tip of the cotton nub bulged big in my line of sight, I shut my eyes and my toes dug hard into the microfiber cloth. Right then, the bulb impacted my brow and began to jab around my face. The first impact caused my head to snap back a little, like a shove, and as the probe carried on, its motions didn’t become any gentler than a slap in the head by a great lion’s paw.
At the same time, my face was quickly being coated up in the sticky lather which, at my diminutive size, had a fair bit more surface tension, making the gel hang onto my head like a bubble.
It felt like a plasterer was slapping cold clay over my face, trying to mold it for a cast, running a big bulky palm around my facial features, practically pounding and battering them flat. I had to hold my breath as the pine scented gel sealed my mouth and nostrils, though I was capable of doing that for a long time; a weird side-effect of my miniaturization. I held my breath and began to count as the cold, thick weight continued to press against my eyelids, and clogged up my ears. The cotton tip tapped and swirled around my head, simultaneously wiping off the existing lather, while at the same time, smearing a new coat on, and all around.
My head felt very cold and slimy now. I stood in darkness, aware only of the Q-tip banging around my face. Needing it to end, I shook my head frantically, waving my arms. Without argument, the white pole nudging the side of my head disappeared.
My head was thoroughly lathered up now, anyway, sealed away inside one big goopy blob. My eyelids fluttered as I tried to see through the veil of lotion, though it stung my eyes.
The immense shadowy form of Jennifer’s upper body was now reaching across to grasp the giant object that looked like a transparent water tower with a white top. Actually it was a generic unlabelled plastic spray bottle. The white top was a basic depressor, like found on a spray-on deodorant, rather than a trigger spray head.
“ALMOST DONE, BABY.” Her voice resonated through the jelly, causing it to jiggle. “YOU’RE DOING GREAT. JUST KEEP BEING PATIENT FOR ME.”
She seemed to enjoy this next part. Normally I enjoyed it, too, if only because it signalled the end of the ‘bath.’ Or I usually did, but now I was skittish again, jerking around to watch the bottle lift up and rotate in the air, wading my feet through the shaggy microfiber as I paced around.
I wanted to yell at her to be careful, but the lotion had my lips glued shut.
Her eyes flicked back down to me.
“IT’S JUST WATER,” she reassured me, biting her lip to keep from smiling.
She was referring to the fact that, yesterday, while washing me, she'd accidentally blasted me with the wrong bottle. After aiming the first spray down at me, she’d wondered why I began hopping around, yelling and rubbing my face with the back of my arms.
She kept two identical-looking bottles, one filled with water to be used to wash me. The other was filled with pure lemon juice. At my previous shrunken size, whenever I’d craved some ‘me time’ and gone and hid from her in some confined space – such as under the sofa or behind a cabinet – she’d use the lemon juice to fire off ‘warning shots’ and flush me out again. She’d never hit me face-on with it, though, only to fill my immediate airspace with a sour disagreeable tang.
At my current smaller size, and correspondingly more delicate condition, being sprayed full-on with the lemon juice had been like having a canister of tear gas thrown at my head. My nose and my bloodshot eyes had been leaking for twenty minutes afterward, trying to bleed the caustic substance out via hot, stinging tears.
She had now aimed the nozzle up over my head, tilting it down, before depressing the top with her index finger. Thick, cold mist enveloped me, dripping down my body and causing the gel over my face to glaze. I knew immediately it was not lemon juice, and my shoulders sagged with relief.
She applied another few sprays, and then moved the bottle around to get my back. The nozzle continued to shift as it gave me another few blasts. From short distance, each blast sounded like a snare drum strike. To think it was only whisper soft to her.
The aerosolized water pattered against me like soft pellets, and the force of the spray cleared the remaining clumps of gel off my face and body, and dispelling the concentration of pine scent to a moderate trace.
As I wiped myself down, she put the spray bottle to one side, and then it was just her voice that rained down on me:
“DID YOU HAVE ENOUGH TO EAT EARLIER?”
“Yes!” I grunted, feeling self-conscious.
Ever since I’d been like this, she’d grown an obsession over my diet, specifically whether I was eating enough. Probably because I ate so little and she could barely make out my face while I chewed, or my belly filling up, it was difficult for her to monitor exactly how much I was ingesting. At mealtimes, she presented me with piles of food shavings that I could barely finish, and later, taking the food back, poked at the generous remainder with a toothpick to forensically analyze how much I’d eaten – or if I’d even touched it – as if I might have been stashing it uneaten in a miniature flowerpot somewhere.
“JUST CHECKING,” she drawled, now reaching for something else. “NOW TIME TO BRUSH YOUR TEETH.”
At mouse size I’d brushed with an interdental brush, which came in a range of increasingly small sizes, but even the smallest brush head was bigger than I currently was, so we used a different method.
Her fingertips had plucked up a single toothbrush bristle, coated in a film of toothpaste. The bristle was brought down and held in place before me, while I approached it, wrapped my mouth around it and chewed on it for a couple of minutes. Then she squirted me with some more water; while I opened my mouth and caught some to rinse out with.
*
Later that day, a call came through from a prosecutor's office, with the sole enquiry: would I be attending court to provide evidence in the trial against one accused, Samantha J. Freddi? Jen fielded the call, since my voice tended to translate into a shrill unintelligible buzz over the phone.
“NO, I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND,” she was saying, for the third time, “JERRY IS ACTUALLY SO TINY THAT I COULD HAVE HIM BALANCE PERFECTLY ON MY PINKY NAIL…WITH SPACE LEFT OVER…”
Once she established that she was my guardian and that I was tenfold tinier than they realized, they didn't ask to speak to me.
They called back to say the trial could proceed without my involvement; the private investigators who discovered me would provide evidence on my behalf.
"IT'S BETTER IF YOU DON'T SEE THAT WOMAN EVER AGAIN," Jen concluded afterwards. "YOU DON'T NEED THAT RIGHT NOW."
Deep down I was relieved; not wanting to dredge up all the scandalous details of my containment to a bunch of strangers.
Chapter 8: House Call by Zerda
The microfiber towel was composed of soft strands, and as I rolled around on it to dry myself, the strands waved around me like fluffy bulbs of blue coral.
The bell at the front door chimed.
“Who’s that?” I said, jumping to my feet and looking around.
“OH, I HAVE TO GET IT,” Jennifer said, shifting her seat back away from the kitchen table. “DON’T MOVE, I’LL JUST BE A MINUTE.”
“Do you know who it is? What’s going on?”
“YOU’RE GETTING A CHECK-UP, BUB.”
“What?” I said, my mouth drying up. “Since when?”
“SINCE, LIKE, PRETTY MUCH RIGHT NOW.”
“By who?” my voice jumped up a pitch, “—a doctor?”
But she’d already dashed out of the room.
Then came the sound of the front door opening and an upbeat, young female’s voice chattering in greeting.
The voice hit me like a slap. My heart seemed to drop right out of my chest and plummet deep at the bottom of my stomach. I recognized the voice. I didn’t know her name, but I would have recognized the voice anywhere.
Jennifer returned, followed by a young woman wearing turquoise medical scrubs. She might have been considered cute – in an alternate reality where I was normal sized and still single, I might have even flirted with her. The notion made me cold.
It was the local veterinarian.
A backpack swung from the young woman’s shoulders, which she rested on the floor, while Jennifer showed her over to the kitchen table, where I was standing, watching them, my face going white and clammy.
"No – not again!" I screamed, putting my hands on my head and raking my fingers through my gel-slicked hair. "How could you—? Without telling me?! You can't do this!"
If my voice went up any higher in pitch it would cause dogs to stop and obey.
Whether or not Jennifer caught all that, she appeared to notice me jumping up and down and waving my fists. She briskly walked up against the edge of the table, her vast palm coming to rest upon the surface, her shadow falling over me everywhere as she leaned against the table, and turned to face the vet again. She said:
“JERRY’S ALL READY FOR YOU AND PATIENTLY WAITING JUST OVER HERE.”
As she said this, her index finger rose up, before bringing the nail down in a couple of sharp gunshot taps against the wood grain.
The vet’s form approached the table; her head dipping towards me as she bent over to take a better look. Her jaw dropped open as her eyes reduced to squinting in order to focus on me.
“HI THERE!” She said, and her bright chirping voice slapped my eardrums. “REMEMBER ME? LAST TIME I SAW YOU, YOU WERE DRESSED UP LIKE A LITTLE SUPERMAN,” This caused her lips to break out with an entertained smile. “LET ME GUESS, YOU’RE ANT-MAN THIS TIME!”
Her teeth shone like castle battlements shifting up and down as she spoke. Between them, glimpses of a sizeable pale green, gooey lump. With a nauseous lurch I realized it was a big, folded-over hunk of chewing gum kept squashed up somewhere between the beefy red muscle of her tongue and the inside of her molars.
The wad of gum was the size of a golf cart to me, and between utterances, the white blocks of teeth masticated the gum which would not stay still: folding, squishing, stretching long and snapping again, and being probed by the tongue to keep in place. The view was intimidating, but she didn’t notice; chewing away with mechanical indifference while her attention was captivated by me.
Her open mouth was paddling me with a constant hot wind of spearmint that drizzled down on my head and ran down my face in clammy beads. There was no way I would never find mint cool and refreshing ever again.
Every time the lips parted and the gum appeared my nerves tightened. Apart from the slippery tongue, nothing kept the gum tethered in her mouth. If the wad escaped it would bury me alive and spell my end in an instant. Neither of the women would have any hope of extracting me again, as any attempt to shift the gum would probably only cause it to further absorb me into a tenaciously sticky, squishy, mint-infused ball.
Not taking her eyes off me, she said aside to Jennifer:
“INCREDIBLE! THERE’S SO LITTLE OF HIM – A SPRINKLE!” The pink, wet ridges of her lips pouted and cooed and grinned at me: “BUT YOU ARE JUST THE CUTEST LITTLE SPRINKLE! YES YOU ARE, AREN’T YOU! I JUST WANNA POP YOU ON A CUPCAKE AND LICK YOU ALL UP!”
Hey, watch it, lady! I thought, my heart palpitating with panic. Don’t go giving Jennifer any ideas…!
Alright, enough of this. Enough of the building block teeth snapping up and down, enough of the garden hose spray of saliva droplets, enough of the giant green pile of gum like melted, deformed rubber. I had fought my way through the shaggy blue microfiber and my legs were now pumping over the wooden tabletop.
“UH OH, WE GOT A RUNNER!” the vet smirked, without a hint of worry.
Five strides along, a set of tree trunks came crashing down to block my path, each tipped with long shiny plates. I spun and went the other way. An instant later, the same thing happened; a thumping collapse of long slender timber. Anywhere I turned, Jennifer’s fingers dropped down in front of my path. Meanwhile, the fingers on my other side were sliding inwards towards me. Dizzy, hemmed by the giant fingers closing in, I fell onto my butt; my legs shaking too much now to keep running.
“NO WE DON’T,” Jennifer answered flatly.
The vet had turned her back, now busying herself with something. She reappeared by the table edge carrying a device in front of her chest.
I stared at it, half fascinated, half terrified. It was like the frame or floor plan of a two-storey building, without walls or a roof. The lower floor was white and the upper floor black, holding a giant telescope like out of a big observatory.
It was a microscope.
The vet placed it on a clear space of the kitchen table, the impact jolting through my body.
Now, Jennifer brought her hands away, shifting to let the vet in, and a glass panel came down from the sky, coming into position on the tabletop next to me.
“GOING TO NEED YOU TO HOP ON, LITTLE CRICKET,” the vet instructed.
Anxious and bewildered, I didn’t move.
“DO WHAT SHE SAYS,” Jennifer said in a low voice, “AND WE CAN GET THIS OVER WITH.”
If I didn’t obey, sooner or later she was going to resort to using the ‘finger glue’ to transport me bodily onto the glass panel.
Breath coming out in deep huffs, I stepped up onto the thin glass sheet. As soon as my foot came down on the smooth glass, it skidded out from under me – my bare feet were still a little slick from the wash. My shoulder came down and crashed into the glass, the rest of me sliding along after it.
Jennifer made a small hiss of pity.
“JERRY, NO FOOLING AROUND.”
She thought I was trying to stall.
The vet was similarly unfazed, possibly thinking – like a tiny animal – I was incapable of shame.
Pathetically making the final crawl into the middle of the pane, I stopped and rested there in a sitting position.
The vet’s hand, now covered in a blue surgical glove, dropped from the sky, thumb and finger pincering around the edges of the glass, awash in the smell of rubber, delicately capturing it between fingernails, before I found myself lifting into the air, as if riding a glass-bottomed elevator.
I was zooming towards the two-storey ‘observatory’ before the glass came down on the black upper storey, sliding me up beneath a set of three steel revolving lenses, like cannon turrets, with me positioned in the firing line of the central one.
Maybe this wouldn’t be so bad, I thought. The vet would look at me and that was it. No contact.
“NEED YOU TO BE AN OBEDIENT LITTLE PUPPY DOG AND ROLL ONTO YOUR BACK FOR ME,” the vet said to me.
I got down, tipping my head and shoulders back. The cold panel against my back made my skin crawl. Gritting my teeth, I placed my hands over my groin and stared up at the circular lens directly above my head. Reassuringly, I couldn’t see anything staring back at me through the lens, but I assumed the vet could see me. I felt a little like I was lying in an MRI machine, but without the enclosing walls.
“GOT TO PULL THE MAGNIFICATION RIGHT UP,” the vet muttered to herself. Her voice was interspersed by the sounds of the wad of gum squishing and smacking between her teeth.
She fiddled with the dials on the side before looking back into the eyepiece.
“I SEE IT NOW,” she exclaimed. “TURNS OUT THAT FUZZY HEAD HAS A PRETTY LITTLE FACE ON IT! CAN THE WEENSY LITTLE FELLA LOOK UP AT ME AND GIVE ME A GREAT BIG SMILE?”
I didn’t smile.
“CAN I TAKE A LOOK?”
It was Jennifer.
Her interest had been piqued by the vet’s remark. Something was creeping into her voice, curiosity, but also a kind of shy longing that took me off guard.
“ALL YOURS,” the vet said, stepping away.
Then the vet’s shifting shadow was replaced by Jennifer’s as she stepped into place, and bowed her head to look through the eyepiece.
She let out a laugh. Not a deprecating laugh but a laugh of candid delight. That, too, caught me off guard, like a little twisting feeling in my heart.
“JERRY, I SEE YOU! I SEE YOUR FACE!..” She added with astonishment, “…AND YOUR NIPPLES…AND YOUR FINGERNAILS…AND YOUR BELLYBUTTON—”
The microscope body was blocking my view of her upper body, but it sounded like she couldn’t keep the grin off her face.
Then she abruptly stopped. It made me wonder if she was looking at my junk, or trying to, since it was covered by my hands. But she didn’t mention that. Instead, she said, in a startled voice:
“OH MY GOSH, WHEN DID YOU GET SO JACKED? YOU LOOK LIKE A FREAKIN’ BODYBUILDER!”
She didn’t sound excited anymore, or even impressed. She sounded a little perturbed.
I scoffed.
“No, I don’t.”
Sure, the miniaturizations always enhanced my physique as a side-effect, but as far as I was concerned, I looked the same as ever, more or less (literally much, much less). And even if I did pack a little more muscle since being shrunk again, so what? If anyone needed the extra bodily size and substance, it was me.
If she’d heard me, she didn’t say anything. She looked up from the eyepiece, and the vet took her cue to take over again, settling in front of the microscope and bending her head to stare through the eyepiece. She murmured matter-of-factly:
“ALRIGHT, I’M GONNA HAVE MYSELF A LITTLE POKE AROUND AND SEE WHAT WE’RE WORKING WITH, HERE.”
I stiffened all over and stared up at the lens in alarm. My extremities were drawing in towards my core, while my junk was kept protected beneath my hands, and behind my drawn up knees.
Movement flashed from the side. Something was snaking through the air towards me, angling beneath the steel magnifying lenses.
It was a long pole, one end had a feathery fine tip, the other end stopped in a tapered, round, blunted nub, like an eraser. The feather tip was pointed at me, swiftly getting closer.
The sight made my blood chill. I thought it was just look, no touch.
The soles of my feet were pushing against the glass, sliding my back along, trying to propel myself away from the oncoming javelin.
"NOW, DON'T YOU WIGGLE AROUND DOWN THERE, LITTLE WORM," the vet cautioned, "OR I'M GOING TO HAVE TO STICK YOU IN PLACE WITH SOME POSTER TACK."
I went still. Breathlessly still.
The blunt rounded tip began to probe my body keenly, starting with my arms and legs. With controlled, surgical precision, it manipulated my arms, pushing them out away from my body, sliding them along the glass. Worried resistance would tear my muscles, I didn't fight it.
With the same motions, the tip pushed at my legs, compelling them flat against the glass plate, and then separating them until I was lying spread-eagled, with my junk exposed.
The pole withdraw briefly to rotate, and then the feather tip came in, and – making use of its ultra-delicacy – began to manipulate my arms and legs, sliding them back and forth against the glass, pushing my arms to bend at the elbow and shoulder, and then stretch them out again, like I was some device and she was trying to figure out how I worked.
Likewise, the tip did this to my legs, folding them up at the knee, and poking my thighs back and forth to test the motion of my pelvic joints.
The insistent probing compelled my muscles to slacken, and only applying enough force to convince me that she understood my anatomy better than I did.
My toes scrunched as the tip swooped past my junk several times during trips between my arms and legs.
The nub gradually moved inwards to my torso. The massive end of the probe was brought down against my chest, weighing against my pectorals, bending my ribcage inwards, and tapping sensitively around my ribs.
The feathery-ended tip slipped beneath one of my armpits, exposed because my arms were stretched out on either side, and then ran down my side and started to palpate around my belly. My bulging muscles dimpled and flexed against the pressure as the probe tip burrowed against my abdomen like it was trying to push my liver out through my mouth. I couldn't speak; the probing was practically winding me.
Then, running lower to stop at my pelvis, the feather tip brushed my nutsack and then ran down my shaft. My breath sucked in tight. The tip now seemed to be trying to scoop up my junk and balance it to allow it to be seen better. The soft, somewhat prickly sensation this caused made my penis rapidly swell, and my balls grow tight.
The vet made a low whistleas she used the probe to lift my shaft up and angle it around to see it from all sides.
“TAKE A LOOK AT THAT THICK CLUB ON THE END," she muttered aloud, clinically absorbed in her examination, "YOU COULD HIT A GOLF BALL WITH IT!”
Then it began pushing and poking at my member, trying to sweep it aside to better view my balls, but my erect member was so thick and obstructive, and kept slipping out of the grasp of the prong and springing back up into erect position again. So the probe tried a different tactic, coming in from below to sweep the member up and back towards my stomach, and pull my balls up into view. But a couple of times, my member slipped and dropped down, rebounding against the wand. Every time this happened, a sharp sensitive tap ran through my shaft with the impact. The wand then attempted a flicking motion, trying to flip my shaft up, but this only caused my weighty glans to reverse and come flipping down again, smacking into the wand, which responded by batting it back up. And so on.
Suddenly my penis was being batted up and down, and each impact was like a strike against my funny bone, shooting stomach-curling pangs up into my pelvis. Grunts escaped my throat as I pushed and kicked at the offending wand as it swung again and again, jerking my rod up and down.
“I’M TRYING TO GET A GOOD LOOK AT HIS TESTICLES,” the vet observed aloud, “BUT THE LITTLE GLANS IS SO THICK IT’S BEHAVING LIKE A PADDLE BALL,” she sounded almost morbidly fascinated, “IT’S SUSTAININING ITS OWN BOUNCE ON THE END OF MY PROBE.”
The vet rotated the probe to the blunt end and finally managed to get beneath my member, where the tip began rolling my balls around. My stomach started to shrivel up; if she wasn't careful, the probe could effortlessly punch my whole gear flat.
Hyper aware of the probe end bulging around my nuts, I began to get light-headed, and without choice, tried to force my body to relax, to slow and deepen my breathing. The panicked feeling didn’t pass until the probe finally moved its examination back up and divert its attention to my shaft again, probe head poking my swollen tip back and forth with idly curiosity.
Her shadow shifted as she seemed to straighten and refer to Jennifer:
"THAT LITTLE RED SUCKER'S UP AND DOWN SO OFTEN I'M A LITTLE CONCERNED ABOUT THE PRESSURE IT'S PUTTING ON HIS URETHRA. DOES HE HAVE ANY TROUBLE PEEING?"
Jen answered in the negative. Unsatisfied, the vet began adjusting the microscope dails.
“I'M GOING TO PUT THIS MAGNIFIER TO THE TEST,” came her amped up voice, “SEE IF WE CAN GET OUTSELVES A SIGHTING OF THE SNAKE’S EYE.”
“Jennifer – do something!” I spluttered. “Put a stop to this, right now!”
No one heard me.
Suddenly, the probe had swept under my shaft and tipped it up in the direction of the dim glass circle of the objective lens staring down at me, which I knew the vet was staring through, even though I couldn’t see her.
“AND WOULDN’T YOU KNOW IT?” she muttered in a small gloating kind of way, “I HAVE IT RIGHT THERE, WINKING AT ME…UH OH,” she exclaimed suddenly, “WE'VE GOT SOME SPILLAGE COMING ON…”
Even trying to clench my muscles and mentally distract myself, the beginnings of pre-cum was already trickling out from my tormented cock head. My body ached as it coursed with hot blood on rapid transit to my groin.
"I SEE YOU POINTING AT ME!" the vet said aside to me. "WAS I TICKLING YOU? IS THAT WHY YOU'RE POINTING AT ME?"
Unhelpfully, the probe returned to keenly poke around my ballsack, as if trying to investigate the volume I had backed up. My balls tightened in agony.
"OOH," the vet winced under her breath, "THAT JUICY LITTLE PEPPER IS SO FAT WITH BLOOD IF I GAVE IT A PINCH AT THE BASE I THINK HE'D PASS OUT."
The end of the probe circled the base of my puffed up shaft, and I flinched, for an instant worried she really was going to try and pin it down.
The gum squelched as she went quiet, lending an stomach-turning soundtrack to my erection, and then her resounding voice deepened into an inquiring murmur:
"AND…WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT…BA-DUM…BA-DUM…BA-DUM—” she made a sound mimicking my rapid heartbeat, eeriely matching its timing, “—I DON’T EVEN NEED A STETHOSCOPE, I’M JUST GONNA GO RIGHT AHEAD AND COUNT YOUR PULSE STRAIGHT OFF THOSE FLICKERING LITTLE VEINS!"
Behind the vet, Jennifer was making some restrained huffing sounds that sounded a lot like someone trying valiantly not to laugh, and had turned away to compose herself.
Meanwhile, the vet was going on with unwavering levity:
“OKEY DOKE, WELL, HE MIGHT BE TEENSIER THAN A RASPBERRY,” she turned away from the microscope to face Jennifer, putting her hands on her hips, “BUT OTHERWISE I’D SAY HE LOOKS PRETTY HEALTHY. THAT LITTLE OX HEART’S WORKING ITS HARDEST TO KEEP HIS SHINY RED TORPEDO AFLOAT. I’D SAY YOU COULD SLIP THE LITTLE FELLA IN A BATTERY SLOT AND POWER A WRISTWATCH!”
“HE'S VIRTUALLY INDESTRUCTIBLE,” Jennifer agreed. “BUT HE’S SO TINY AND HARD TO SEE, I NEEDED A SECOND OPINION.”
From where I was, lying on the glass slide beneath the lens, I could see the two great extensions of their torsos walling in my horizon. My head inclined back against the glass pane, my eyes closed, enjoying a measure of relief and rest now that the examination was over. Undisturbed for the time being, my penis was starting to go flaccid again.
“NOW, YOU HAD A QUESTION FOR ME?” the vet casually added.
Jen answered:
“ONLY...IF HIS MINIATURIZATION AFFECTED HIS SPERM COUNT.”
The vet seemed to consider this for a moment, then said more seriously:
“I DON’T WANT TO THROW YOU A CURVE BALL, BUT IT DEPENDS WHETHER HE WAS EXPOSED TO RADIATION.”
Jennifer gave a small sigh:
“LET ME ASK HIM—”
A shadow passed overhead as the titanic mass of Jennifer’s upper form rematerialized before the microscope. I stared up at the lens fixed in place over me, imagining that she was peering through the other side. My arms rested loosely on either side of my torso, leaving my still semi-swollen groin bare. It seemed a little late to be trying to cover it anymore.
“JERRY...” she began. Her voice didn’t seem to come from her so much as it throbbed the air everywhere at once. She seemed to struggle to word the question, before simply saying “...YOU HEARD THE VET. THE MACHINE WASN’T RADIOACTIVE, RIGHT?”
I gave my head a big shake. Before first using the machine, Remy had warned me the only side-effect was that I'd lose some height. Well, he hadn't been lying about that. But as far as either of us knew, there were no other side-effects which hadn't already presented.
She uttered a groan of relief, audible only to me, and there was a sense of the sun emerging from behind a passing cloud as she moved away from the microscope again, letting in the ceiling light once more.
“NO,” she answered, now sounding more relaxed.
“NORMALLY WE’D TAKE A SEMEN COLLECTION,” the vet explained. “BUT – OOH – WHAT A TRICKY LITTLE CONUNDRUM. HOW DO WE TAKE A DROP OF THOSE TESTE TADPOLES? OUR LAB GEAR GOES AS TINY AS HIS GEAR."
She deliberated for a long moment, then said:
“LET ME MAKE SOME INQUIRIES AND I’LL TRY TO GET BACK TO YOU ON THAT.”
“THANK YOU. IT MEANS A LOT TO ME – AND, I’M SURE, JERRY.”
“GLAD TO HELP.”
A giant thumb swatted down onto the corner of the glass pane and then the underside of the microscope was shifting sideways.as the pane was being slid out, with me lying on it. Then I was moving through space before coming down to rest upon the kitchen table again.
The vet gave me a big grin.
“YOU’RE A FREE MAN AGAIN, MR SPRINKLE,” she said, lodging the gum into her cheek so she could flash me a big, terrifying parting smile. “NOW DON’T GO GETTING YOURSELF WHISKED AWAY BY THE FEATHERDUSTER!”
She gave me a wink with a swat of lashes which – ironically – were big enough themselves to ‘whisk’ me away if they’d made contact.
Trying to suppress a shiver, I got up and stepped off the pane, which was then lifted back into the air, before the vet hefted the great microscope off the table and put it into the backpack, which she then slung over her shoulders. Saying goodbye to me, she left the kitchen area, as Jennifer saw her to the door.
Their voices carried on talking for an extended moment on the doorstep. In fact, the front door closed as they carried the conversation onto the front porch; their voices turning into muted murmurs. Meanwhile, I stayed on the kitchen table, pacing briskly, trying to get the blood flow to return to my arms and legs, trying not to think too hard about what they were talking about.
Chapter 9: Meeting with Jasper Tomlin by Zerda
“What did Jen say?”
I stared up at the giant fleshy conch shell-like shape that I currently hung from. My arms were wrapped around one of a thin bunch of gold chains which hung from some tiny blue topaz stones, which dangled from an ornate framework draped from Christine’s ear.
Earlier that day, Jen had inexplicably captured me inside the panther ring, announcing that she was heading out, but reassuring me that she’d be back some hours later. The ring was then stashed inside the toe box of one of her more well-worn pumps – with the reasoning that, if someone broke into the house, no one would think to look in an old shoe – while she was away.
Unfortunately it didn’t occur to her that the insulated ring interior would slowly fill with the leathery, musty stink of the dried sweat-infused insole, filtering in through the single hole in the panther’s throat like noxious fumes into an unventilated basement. Unable to escape the ring on my own, I had no choice but to tolerate it for what looked like hours, and settled in to take a long nap to spare my suffering olfactory sense.
At least until Christine came, her enormous fingertips rubbing around the glassy exterior to grind the head off and liberating me like some tiny ring-bound magic genie. It turned out she had been the one to organize a spa and massage for Jen. She knew where the spare house key was kept and after trying a couple of different places, managed to guess where I was hidden; apparently already familiar with Jen’s habit of hiding things in shoes.
Now we were driving into town; me riding her earring. The air-conditioning was up, defending us against the outside warmth. The cool draught rippled through the gold tassels, making me sway and spin gently. My hair bristled with cold and I found myself pulling myself up and down the chain in repetitive motions to keep my muscles in use, to stay warm. But I preferred the fan on than not, wafting with a cleansing apple scent from the air freshener hanging from the rearview mirror, a far cry from the stuffy odor of the leathery pump.
“OH,” came Christine’s booming reply, vibrating from her immense throat just to my side, “DON’T YOU WORRY ABOUT HER, MY LITTLE STUD. SHE THINKS YOU’RE STILL SNUGGLED AWAY IN THAT PATENT LEATHER POINTED TOE.”
Today she was glammed up for a good impression, but making me feel sorely underdressed – or, literally undressed, as I was naked. And staying that way, unless someone figured out how to make a suit out of insect chitin.
“What if she comes back?” I cried up into her lofty ear, from my shimmering golden perch.
“MY INSIDE CONTACT WITH THE SPA,” came the rumbling smooth reply, “SAYS THEY’RE KEEPING HER BUSY FOR NOW, BUT THEY’LL SOUND THE ALARM FOR US IF SHE TRIES TO SPRINT AWAY BEFORE SHE’S DUE HOME. IT’S ACROSS TOWN SO I’LL STILL HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO SLIP YOU BACK INTO THE SHOE AGAIN BEFORE SHE RETURNS.”
The car slowed to wend around some construction barriers. The road was being resurfaced and a stretch unpaved gravel juddered the tires. For an extended period, I was jiggled on the end of the tassel like I was riding a jackhammer before the car crossed onto newly laid asphalt. Even on normal road the car engine and road contact sent constant little shivers through the earring chains, unnoticed by Christine, but palpably quivering through my tiny body.
Every other moment Christine turned her head as she drove, causing me to go swishing around through the air and bumping against the corner of her lower jaw. Apparently, this caused a feathery tickling sensation to her, because it would elicit her gentle, breathless laughter, before the point of an enormous index finger would rise up, gently flicking me away so it could scratch the area.
We were on the opposite side of the city to the normal places where Jen and I usually ate out. Christine had shunned all the fancy eating houses on the Bay, terrified a big gust of sea air would sweep me into the waves to be gulped down by a fish.
Once the juddering movements of the rumbling car stopped, the earring shifted in rapid pendulous arcs in time with Christine’s footfalls, magnified by her choice of footwear for the occasion; a pair of heeled sandals whose jolting strides bounced me on the end of her earring like a tiny yo-yo.
We entered the restaurant she’d selected; a lesser known place that assured us some space and quiet. The café interior was under a glass roof, sun pouring in, flowering ivy snaking around railing. The table she had reserved was in the corner, with cane seats, one of them a two seat sofa with cushions.
She took the single chair, cane creaking, lowering me through the air into a position to face the wicker sofa, suggestively empty for now. My thighs clenched around the gold chain, feeling faint all of a sudden. Christine’s neck glistened with pinpricks of sweat in the warm air. Whereas, the sweat on my skin was caused by nerves.
On the table across from us, there was a clear towering water jug topped with a reservoir of water left behind from the previous guests. My throat was suddenly parched, aching for a drop of the untouchable drink. Then tore my eyes away, inwardly despairing:
Why had I come out here? – Why had I insisted? Even Christine had gently indicated that I didn't have to.
But deep down I knew I needed to get past this checkpoint before taking any next step in the marriage action plan. It was not that I needed – or that Jen needed – the permission. It was that I could not, in my state, fail to get the permission. I had no idea how her father would react to my intentions and I didn’t want to find out too late. Worst case scenario, if he didn't want me in her life long term, he could effortlessly flatten me with a screwing motion of his thumb.
Checking her watch, Christine went quiet as she browsed the drinks menu. Across the café floor, people chatted quietly and laughing, no idea I was present.
I was swished through the air as Christine whipped her head around, and then back again, while her fingertips rose and brushed at me from below; intending her touch to be delicate, yet due to the sheer immensity of her fingertips, colliding with my body and swirling me around.
“JERRY,” she said under her breath, “HE’S HERE.”
An older man’s deep, smooth voice sounded over Christine’s bare shoulder, apologizing for being late, and quickly filling up the empty sofa space across the table. While he was distracted by Christine, I stared out across the table at the expansive landscape of his form and analysing his features in forensic detail.
He struck me as a 21st century sultan; with dark skin, thick dark eyebrows and salt and pepper hair, and a trim, impressively groomed goatee and moustache. Beneath his shrewd brow, his eyes twinkled with a boyish kind of capering delight. It was a friendly, candid expression, but I wondered, once he’d heard what I had to say, how long would the expression last?
“THANK YOU FOR MAKING THE TIME, JASPER,” Christine was saying. “WE’RE BOTH VERY GLAD TO BE ABLE TO HAVE THIS CHAT WITH YOU.”
“AH HA, BUT YOUR FRIEND,” Jasper said slowly, stroking his beard, “IS HE NOT PRESENT BECAUSE HE’S BUSY…?”
His accent was a little thick at times. Added to that, his deep voice crackled through my bones and bodily tissues like a stampede of rhinoceroses. And my head already swam with nervousness, or maybe it was the swaying of the earring in the warm draught giving me a queasy feeling.
Another wave of faintness swept over me, and my eyes dropped from his gargantuan face as if searching for stable ground below. The closest was the tabletop many meters down, where the giant poster of a drinks menu stretched over the corner of the table, close by the enormous resting masses of Christine’s long elegant fingers. At intervals, her other hand slid around a glass of latte, the surface like a foamy pool. I was enjoying precisely nothing to drink because there was no drink small enough – though my throat was parched and even a glass of water sounded like a sip of forbidden heaven. More than that, I could have used a shot of liquid courage right about now, but it was pre-lunch, too early in the day for that.
“DESPITE OUTWARD APPEARANCES, HE DID IN FACT MANAGE TO MAKE IT,” she went on gently, “AND HE HAS SOMETHING VERY SPECIAL HE NEEDS TO TELL YOU.”
And her nails were rising up towards her ear, assembling into a – literal – handful of painted beige platforms beneath my dangling legs, and holding in place.
I let go of the chain, dropped, before my soles slapped onto the hard curve of nail on the end of the curled middle finger.
“I’m down,” I said to her.
Then the air was whooshing past me, and I dropped into a crouch to hold my balance, but there were no handholds, so I got down onto my belly, spanning my arms across the width of the nail to hang on.
The air stopped rushing, but it was immediately replaced by a propulsion of warm air that whipped my hair around, and kept me flattened to the nail for a second. Then the wind reversed direction in an instant, switching from hot to cold. I took this opportunity to jump to my feet, and looking up, found myself standing naked on the plate of Christine’s nail, staring up at the colossal face of Jennifer’s father.
Suspended just above were the twin caverns of his nose, blasting a pneumatic spray of hot air every several seconds. Each exhale caused his thick nose hairs to quiver in excitation. Below his nose, his thick, creased brown lips were pursed, bordered by the black forest of his brambly beard. Much higher up, the humungous windows of his eyes stopped on me, freezing me in the black depths of his pupils. His brow scrunched with the effort of discerning my microscopic face. Then the great ridge of the brow and pair of spiky thickets that were the eyebrows lifted to reveal his eyes again, shaded below the oiled black palisades of lashes. At the same time, the lips suddenly peeled back to expose the gleaming white battlement of teeth as he grinned.
“AH, THE MOUSSEAU – JERRY!”
His voice hit me head on like a steam train. I flinched.
Still with a big grin, he pointed at me with the two great logs of his first and second fingers, and his thumb cocked, his hand making a pistol shape and lifting with a small jerk, as if pretending to shoot me.
In return, I gave him a big wave, but only with one hand – my other was cupped around my genitals.
“Hi, Jasper,” I called out. “It’s good to see you again.”
He chuckled good-naturedly.
“THAT VOICE,” he exclaimed, “IT’S JUST A CHIRRUP!” He turned his head to point the dark tunnel of his outer ear canal at me, and framing the shell of his ear with a hand. With delight, he instructed: “NO, DON'T STOP – LET ME HEAR THAT LITTLE CHIRRUP AGAIN!”
“I realize,” I sighed, trying to deepen my voice as much as possible, “I sound and look very different from when we last met.”
His head turned back to face me straight on.
“YES, I RECALL NEWS OF YOUR ACCIDENT…” the huge eyes narrowed again as he surveyed me. “BUT YOU ARE WELL?“
“Doing as well as I can,” I replied, flexing the fingers of my free hand somewhat compulsively.
“BUT YOUR BODY – YOU LOOK GREAT,” he said, completely serious, his bushy black eyebrows rising with sincerity. “A DIFFERENT PERSON. SHOW ME THE NEW ASSETS, GIVE ME A POSE.”
He lifted one arm and slapped his bicep. He had a muscular form that looked like it had taken a complacent downward slide in recent years.
In response, I bent my arm and tensed the muscles, and flexed my pecs. I could only flex one bicep as my other hand remained on indefinite duty protecting my groin. My chest bunched up on the one side and the attached arm rippled with striated fiber and popping veins. Ever since my second miniaturization I’d blown up even bigger, but it meant nothing. It didn’t count if people had to squint to see your biceps. I was big, but tiny.
“WORKING OUT,” Jasper murmured in approval, assuming I must have come by my figure the hard way. “IT’S ALL GOOD DISCIPLINE. BUT – AH – I AM A LITTLE SHORT OF THAT, LATELY…”
He leaned back and patted his belly, which was rounder than the last time I’d seen him. Of course, literally everything was bigger to me since I’d last seen him, when I’d been going out with Jennifer the first time, normal size. He was not what you’d call typically fat, but it just so happened his belly was so large compared to me it could have crushed me like an avalanche.
He went on idly:
“YOU HAVE SHRUNK AND I HAVE GROWN. ALL HAVE OUR BATTLES. BUT WHAT A SURPRISE IT IS TO HEAR FROM YOU AGAIN.”
There was shifting movement somewhere below me. The great muscular brown hands clasped together, businesslike, on the table in front of him, the tendons flexing powerfully. One bushy eyebrow twisted up with curiosity:
I DIDN’T GET IT FROM TSARINA THAT YOU TWO WERE BACK IN BUSINESS…?”
‘Tsarina’ was Jasper’s pet name for Jennifer.
The lumberlike fingers rubbed against each other, massaging idly. The gold band of his wedding gleamed under the sunlight.
My stomach pulled tight.
Oh crap, I thought.
How was I going to wear a wedding ring? I was small enough to 'globe walk' a wedding ring band like a circus performer. Crazy that it hadn't even occurred to me until now. I had been too busy figuring out whether I was strong enough to lift an engagement ring. For that matter, how was I going to fit a tuxedo? I couldn't front up to my own wedding in the buff. Jen might have seen the funny side of it, but I did not.
Now it felt like a mass of eels was snaking around in my belly. Maybe I shouldn’t have done this after all. I was going to throw up…
With a sound like a rushing ocean wave; another typhonic wave of hot, coffee-bittered air escaped Jasper’s cavernous nostrils, battering the front of my body, making my cheeks and eyelids rattle. It was like a slap, snapping me back to reality and quelling my slithering insides. At the very tail end of this hot surge, I took a deep breath, stuffing my lungs full of fresh air, and answered:
“We’ve only just gotten back together recently. But,” I quickly added, locking my eyes on his, using every ounce of courage to return his gargantuan, unblinking gaze, “we’re serious this time, Jasper, and I—”
With a powerful jerk of cool air, the suction of inhalation wrenched across my body, causing my feet to shuffle forward as I almost lost my balance. Every time the air shifted, the pressure change caused my middle ears to click wetly, and there was a rapid build-up of painful pressure either side of my skull, squeezing like a depressurized soda can, that didn’t release again until the inhalation levelled out again. Relief was only temporary as it started to build all over again anew each time the air flow raced in either direction, which was every few seconds. It was like standing in an aeroplane mid-flight, and the emergency door kept malfunctioning, opening and shutting at intervals, seizing the air with a sickening yank every time it did so.
Setting my jaw, I patiently waited for the lull between breaths. Lucky he was nowhere near as anxious as I felt: his respiration was currently calm and slow. Last time I knew, he intermittently did boxing and weightlifting and I couldn’t imagine how unbearably bad it would be if he was panting from just having pounded away in the gym before getting here. He had a well-exercised set of lungs, and I was feeling every last cubic inch of their fearsome capacity.
Timing and catching the lull between his breaths, I raced on:
“—I love her with every fiber of my tiny being, which might not sound very impressive, because I basically only compromise a single fiber of being—”
The air turned into a tropical swamp again, as another thick, steaming stormcloud washed over me, dappling me with a mist of saliva like acid rain due to the double shot coffee on his breath; so black and bitter it made the sensitive epithelial membrane of my eyelids and the inside of my nostrils sting like they’d been hit with noxious fumes.
“—But that’s the best offer I have to give right now. That, and incredible financial stability –”
The air went chill and the moisture evaporated as it suddenly changed direction again, welling up from below, and from behind my head, combining into a big dry ocean that was pulled like a great tide away, up towards Jasper’s nostrils again, and making an impressive attempt at snatching me up with it. My ears rang as the air whistled past. As the mega-vacuum passed over me – like I was nothing more than a pesky speck of dirt that needed suctioning up from a carpet – it shook right through the insubstantial filament of my frame. The inhalations were even worse than the exhalations: if I got blown across the table it might not be a tragedy: hopefully Christine’s reflexes were good enough to slap a hand over me before I skidded off the tabletop and onto the ground, to get lost amidst pebbles and dropped food crumbs – or pecked up by a passing pigeon who confused me for a grain of food. But to get taken by the cold drag, along the invisible rip tides of air, up into the twin black voids of the nostrils – what would happen to me, then? – I would stick to the gluey inner lining of the nasal vestibule, or get lodged halfway in a sinus. And that was if I was lucky. Otherwise I would be pitched down a long dark tunnel and roasted up in a bubbling cauldron of stomach juice. There would be no hope of being rescued by regurgitation, not before I was melted down into nothing more than a dollop of something like the hot froth that crowned Christine’s latte.
The danger was too abstract and ludicrous to occur to Jasper. His face hovered recklessly low over me so he could register my tiny ‘chirrups’ as passable human speech. He wasn’t bothered by such fantastical notions as his nose turning into a giant tractor beam.
Every time the air was wolfed down into the depths of his lungs, my petrified heart clattered between my ribs. As each sucking drag sapped my energy, the defensive flexion of my muscles was reduced to pathetic quivering.
As the air slowed, my tiny squeaks flitted back up into the older man’s face:
“—Which is why I wanted to meet you today, Jasper, because—”
Then another maelstrom of hot, damp air came gusting out, pulling across my skin and muscles, tight. My eyeballs were flecked with tiny moisture droplets before I could shut them, although my brow was already damp from perspiration. I ran my hands over my face then waited, using the moment to collect myself, wanting to ask all at once.
When the air settled again, I launched back into speech:
“—I intend to ask Jennifer to marry me, and I would be honoured if you were to give me your blessing.”
Jasper observed me for a moment, his eyes still bright and interested, his mouth relaxed. His broad, blunt fingertips played around his jaw, stroking the beard. Several gusts of wind spilled in and out, in and out of his nostrils, flapping against me each time. My toes clenched. Christine’s finger twitched beneath my feet, causing my muscles to tighten further in an attempt to maintain my balance.
Jasper frowned. Then his voice blurted out of his throat and exploded against my eardrums:
“TSARINA? MARRIAGE?”
Staring dumbfounded, his eyes flicked from me to Christine, and then back down to me again. Then he let out a sudden splutter of laughter that thundered through my body, making my muscles twitch and seize up. My teeth gritted as my hands clapped against my ears.
“THIS IS MY DAUGHTER, YES?” The mountain ridge of his shoulders rolled with a great shrug. “EASILY SOLVED. SHE DOESN’T WANT IT. BYE BYE.”
Up to this point, my mouth had only opened in strategically placed intervals, in gaps between Jasper’s respirations. Now I didn’t even think: my mouth fell open and I stammered for a second. This moment’s inattention cost me as, next second Jasper let out a big, amused breath; correspondingly, a flood of hot air spilled into my mouth, ramming down my throat before I remembered to close it again, but it was too late.
My airways went agonizingly taut, my lungs blew up until they trembled on the cusp of popping. With the panic of a dying person, I put all my effort in exhaling hard and squeezing my diaphragm to push the excess air out. Jasper’s coffee-scented exhaust seemed to have not only inflated my lungs but my stomach – and possibly other vital organs – as well. My heart began to palpate rapidly as the pressure in my torso put strain on my core and made my blood vessels feel tight and thick.
I got caught in a loop of coughing as my eyes tried to roll up into my head from the dizziness clutching my senses. My hands had started to tremor and my knees felt weak, about to buckle.
Maybe sensing my distress, Christine jumped in tactfully:
“IT HAS BEEN VERY RECENT, JASPER,” she conceded, “BUT JEN’S SENSIBILITES ABOUT MARRIAGE HAVE UNDERGONE A KIND OF PARADIGM SHIFT. JERRY HAS WOKEN HER UP TO THE IDEA, AND NOW IT’S FIXED IN HER MIND. SHE’S UTTERLY CAPTIVATED BY HIM.”
Jasper’s head had lifted to meet Christine’s eyes, and consider this in silence. At least this pulled his oppressive breath off me long enough for my aching lungs to recover. Then, like great shining boulders, his eyes revolved back down upon me again.
A low, serene resonation filled the cavities of my body:
"JERRY, DON'T SPEAK OF THE MARRIAGE NOW."
At the same time, his arm sent out the dark hovercraft of his hand, two bulky fingers extending towards Christine’s middle finger, until their tips made contact, establishing a bridge between her light middle finger and his dark pointer and middle finger. They held like that as Jasper’s baritone filled the airspace:
"GET ON. I WANT A CLOSE UP. EYE TO EYE.”
Taking several shaky steps forward, my feet touched upon the dark surface of his pointer nail, like a plate of glossy stone.
My view of his face scrolled up past his lips and nose until I stopped parallel to the keen surveillance of the bright brown eyes, mercifully sheltering me up and away from the cyclonic current of his breath.
His brow blocked out the sky, his head like some great rounded mountain face, flattening me beneath the weight of its sheer immensity. Although my legs felt like jelly, I managed to remain upright, and even stare back into the eyes.
The black tufts of lashes swatted the surface of each eye, each singular lash like a rope I could have grabbed and dangled from, though probably too slick with sebaceous grease for good grip. The voids of his pupils were even more intimidating than his nostrils, because I knew as they honed on me, they were feeding him with an image of my tiny, pathetic shred of being.
As his broad brow furrowed at me with concentration, I had the feeling of being an ant he'd just saved from being crunched under his boot, and he was now internally debating what to do with me.
“I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU GO TO THIS TROUBLE,” he muttered calmly, “AND WHAT YOU ASK OF ME...WHEN, I DON’T HAVE THAT POWER.” Though I couldn’t see his mouth anymore, the corners of his eyes creased now as if he was smiling, but only just. “THAT’S TSARINA. YOU DON’T COME TO ASK ME TO PULL YOU OUT OF THIS ONE, BECAUSE I DON’T HAVE THAT POWER. ARE WE CLEAR?”
I stood there, lost for words. Finally, I got out:
“I’m sorry, Jasper, I don’t follow what that means.”
His voice clamoured on without pause:
“MEANS IF YOU TRUST ME TO HOLD YOU ON MY FINGER, THEN POSSIBLY I TRUST YOU TO TAKE MY DAUGHTER’S HAND. BUT,” he let this sink in, “THIS IS YOUR DECISION. YOU'VE WEIGHED THE RISKS AND DONE THE MATH…YOU UNDERSTAND?”
“I think so.”
Satisfied, the eyes seemed to recede their focus, and the twinkle returned.
“THEN IT SHALL BE!” he shrugged. “AND I WISH YOU LOTS OF LUCK!”
*
“WELL…” Christine said once we were back in her car, “…HOW DO YOU FEEL, SWEETIE?”
“I don’t know. He seemed uncertain. Why did he hedge like that?”
“SEEMS TO ME HE CARES FOR YOU MORE THAN YOU REALIZE.”
I stared at her for a moment in the rearview mirror.
“You sure?”
“IT MAY BE THAT HE’S CONCERNED JEN WILL ACCIDENTALLY HURT YOU.”
“Oh. Well,” I sought for something to say, then just said, “Fair point.” Then sighed with resignation. “I’m really tiny, aren’t I?”
“YOU’RE STILL UP AND AT ’EM,” she said. “DON’T TAKE IT THE WRONG WAY, BUT YOU’RE LIKE A FLY. NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES THIS AND THAT COMES SWATTING AT YOU, YOU KEEP ZOOMING BACK IN THERE FOR MORE.”
“I’ll take that as a compliment.”
“THAT’S HOW I MEANT IT. JEN TOLD ME ABOUT STUART AND REMY. IT SOUNDS LIKE A BIG, SCARY LIFE CHANGE BEING YOUR SIZE. AND THOSE TWO WEREN’T EVEN AS SMALL AS YOU ARE NOW. SHE’S AWESTRUCK BY HOW ROBUST YOU ARE.”
“What, uh,” I cleared my throat, “else has she told you?”
“OH, JUST IDLE THINGS GIRLFRIENDS TELL EACH OTHER. NOTHING FOR THAT EENSY LITTLE HEAD TO GET TOO WORRIED ABOUT.”
“Er—” I began.
“YOU MUST REALLY TRUST HER,” she said earnestly, “THE THINGS YOU LET HER GET AWAY WITH…”
“I don’t have a lot of say in any of it,” I said, a little too hastily, not even sure what I was defending myself against.
She tutted me with disbelief, rippling her fingertips against the earring, sending me flying around and, if anything, seemingly relishing my discomfort.
“DON'T TELL HER I LET YOU IN ON THIS,” she went on more seriously, “BUT THE WAY SHE MAKES IT SOUND, YOU CAME BACK INTO HER LIFE WEARING A RIBBON AND A GIFT TAG WITH HER NAME ON IT, AND SHE'S HAD OODLES OF PLEASURE UNWRAPPING YOU.”
I made a huffing sound.
"I'm not a toy!" I barked, blushing at the whimpering petulant squeak that was my voice.
"NO,” her throaty rumble humoured me, with a patient smile, “OF COURSE YOU’RE NOT.”
As if to move away from the subject, she went on:
“SOUNDS LIKE TSAR MIGHT BE IN FOR A TALKING; A LITTLE ‘FATHER TO DAUGHTER’.”
"But he's not going to spoil the surprise...?"
"I DON’T THINK YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. HE’S NOT THE TYPE TO BLAB. HE’LL PROBABLY JUST WANT TO ENSURE SHE CAN KEEP YOU OUT OF HARM’S WAY."
The earring swayed as the car turned a corner and a brilliant green city park expanded out the window. I was silent for a little while, watching people jogging, walking their dogs, sitting on the grass. Behind the glass window, the car interior gave me a small sense of insulation from how oppressively oversized everything was. But I hadn’t seen people in days and was content to watch, trying not to over burden myself with envy at the sight of their feet freely tramping the emerald lawn and breathing the open air, under the natural warmth of the sunshine.
On a walking path bisecting the grass, birds fluttered over the grass, picking at food crumbs, with a jolt reminding me that I was no bigger than those crumbs. The birds flapped away as a leashed dog eagerly nosed the specks of food, before they were trodden on by the indiscriminate sneaker of the dog’s owner.
As the scenery scrolled by, the dog and walker disappeared, replaced by sparkling river running along the park with a couple of kayaks cruising down it.
It came out before I knew it:
"It's only been possible for me to survive at this size because of her."
Christine said softly:
"YOU DO LET HER KNOW THAT...?"
I was silent for a long time, thinking – of all people – of Natalie, and what she'd say if she could see me like this. She'd found me harmlessly cute at mouse size, but I had a feeling at insect size, I was removed from her world entirely, too little to understand and properly relate to. A romantic relationship had been unbridgeable before, and now, probably even a friendship would be. But nothing shocked Jennifer, not mouse scale, or even insect scale. She treated each downsize almost like an exciting new challenge to master, and provided a creative outlet for her fount of energy. She had never intimated so much as a complaint against my size, or even a wistful suggestion of what could be if only I were bigger. She had never made me feel bad, or different, or loved any less for being smaller.
Christine’s attention had returned to driving, and the landscape unfurling around us, and seemed to let the question go.
"I guess not," I said, finally. "Not enough."
I had mumbled to myself, but forgetting that – positioned so close to her ear – she could hear me. Blushing with embarrassment, I cleared my throat and said:
“Has the massage place contacted you yet?”
“DON’T PANIC, LITTLE STUD,” she reassured, “THERE’S NO RUSH. MY GUESS IS SHE’S STILL AT THE SPA, CONTENTING HERSELF WITH THE THOUGHT OF YOU SNUGGLED AWAY INSIDE HER SHOE.”
“What time is it?”
The gold chains tinkled against me as Christine’s head turned, her gaze drifting out the side window where a shining mall complex built up against the blue sky.
“IT MIGHT BE AROUND THE TIME YOU AND I GO ON A LITTLE SHOPPING EXCURSION…”
Chapter 10: Remy's Return by Zerda
The little boat was alone on the wide, wavy sea.
The clear shimmering waves lapped and licked at the yellow plastic hull, bumping it back and forth with light batting motions that were almost playful, making it bob and turn helplessly.
My unsteady legs struggled to resist the constant swaying and bouncing of the brittle floor beneath my bare feet, as I followed a path around the box of plastic that was the inaccessible cabin down the sternside where I leaned over, staring out as far as I could see.
The sea was bordered on all sides by a white canyon that rose up vertically into the heavens. Some way into the depths, the clear waters ran into what looked like two rounded sandbars, that spanned along the broad sea channel. Not the actual sea floor, but a false bottom, which concealed the floor below.
Something made a wet splash on the other side of the boat, and then the air quaked with musical cadence that rippled through the tension of my skin, triggering muscle twitches in different places of my body. My body hair lifted and trembled to the disturbance. Never mind the source was something so mundane as indolent female humming. Intermittently, another falling missile made a wet splash into the sea, like a thrashing fish.
The water towards the boat’s bow churned as an enormous object slid in sending the boat into a hazardous little dance. As the boat settled, a great long extension like a dolphin probed up under the hull. It curled over rapidly and flicked straight again, sending a spray of water flecking against the plastic. I didn’t react fast enough, and a huge drop smacked into my front, slamming me onto the inner side of the boat, and the humming crackled into thunderous giggling.
The surface tension of the water had me stuck there, as if incredibly heavy, for an instant, before it drained off me again, allowing me to get to my feet. I ducked further under the paper umbrella propped up by tack in the center of the boat, actually a cocktail umbrella that shaded me like a commercial café parasol.
Something like a basketball plopped onto the parasol, and the flimsy paper buckled but managed to hold up. A shiny blob ran off the end of the paper shade, collecting on the plastic deck, clear but iridescent with oily colors.
The harmonic thunder broke suddenly. Before I could help myself, I rushed to the bow of the boat, moving out from under the edge of the parasol to seize on the quiet, calling up:
“Hey! Caref—!“
A giant white blob came bombing down from the sky. My eyes bulged in alarm as it expanded at sonic speed before it hit, my back smacked into the boat floor and there was just frothing blizzard everywhere. A copious buzzing cocktail of oily petroleum and soap suds tingled my flesh all over, and filled my head with torturous bubbles that felt like they were taking scrubbing brushes to the sensitive epithelial membranes of my airways and mouth. I smeared my hands over my face and body, desperate to wipe it off.
Her booming voice made my eyeballs jitter in their sockets.
“DID YOU SAY SOMETHING?”
She couldn’t see beyond the parasol that I was stuck to the boat floor, squirming in pain.
Rolling onto my front, I threw up a pint of frothing vomit, which seemed to burn through and clear my stinging throat. Then carefully waded through the puddle of oily bubbles and grasped the bow edge, craning my head up at the megalith emerging from the sea at one end of the pearly white canyon.
The sea encircled and clung to a pair of colossal, jutting boulders – breasts – rising and falling rhythmically upon the water surface. Further up, a dark stone protruding from each boulder; a nipple with a diameter equaling full height of my entire body, which I could have stood on like a platform. Soapy rivulets rolled down from the neck, over the breasts.
Somewhere in the water’s depths below the breasts, I was intensely aware of the shadowy crevice on the sea floor, like the entrance to some hidden underground cave.
My eyes climbed the staggering boulders to the humps of bare shoulder and the bony ridge of collarbone. A curtain of glimmering wet hair was pulled around the side, running down one of these shoulders. The matted jungle of ropes oozed big drops down the upper arm draping over the rim of the canyon. The other shoulder was cocked, the hand lifted to the head, threaded into the lathered bunches of hair, caught midway through massaging the scalp.
I was frozen and silent, mesmerized by the stupendous spectacle of her naked, dripping girth. As I watched, the lifted hand made an absent-minded combing motion, sending a tress of wet hair flicking out. I threw an arm up protectively as frothy spray hailed around the boat, pattering against the parasol.
My voice leapt out of my chest:
“You’re raining on my boat.”
The swift reply clapped the air:
“YOU KEEP CREEPING UP ON ME WHEN I’M NOT LOOKING.”
“Well, I can’t steer this thing.”
Every time her prodigious ass shifted against the tub bottom, or her thighs rubbed, there was a hair-raising sound; a grinding squeak, and the lap and suck of the disturbed water pulled my plastic vessel closer to the wall of her midsection.
The hand resting on the bath rim slid down into the water with a great crash, nearly spilling the boat over.
A moment later, a loud scratching sound started me. It came from beneath the boat, like the sound of hooks scraping against the plastic, before punctuating itself with a couple of sharp taps. I twisted over the edge of the boat to locate the source; a finger like some great sea serpent, the long flashing nail poised against the outer hull. I held my breathe. A flick, a twitch of the finger could capsize the boat. The nail tapped the plastic again.
Thinking she was trying to get my attention, I stared back up at her face.
The great eyes had become caught on the boat, and watched me curiously. Tiny droplets clung to her long lashes, trembling each time she blinked, or joining the thin trails of water running down her nose. The shining wet lips were pressed together slightly. Her expression was inscrutable, but fixated on me. Only her eyelids moved, blinking very slowly.
“What?” I called up.
“EVERYONE NEEDS TO CLEAR THE VICINITY RIGHT NOW. THAT’S YOU.”
“I can’t steer, that’s what I said.”
“WELL…CAN’T SAY I DIDN’T WARN YOU.”
There was a deep gurgling rumble sound from underwater like the eruption from a huge underwater volcano geyser. The water around the boat suddenly turned into a hot tub, gaseous jets stirring the water, displacing giant bubbles and shooting them up bobbing to the glassy surface, and exploding, sending wisps of spray against my cheeks and flecking into my eyes. I gripped the edge of the boat tight, knuckles whitening.
“Oh…gosh damn…” I said miserably, as the air brimmed with noxious sulfurous odor, “I’m going to suffocate and I’m not even underwater.”
Even as I drew breath to say these words, stink piled on stink until it filled my head and cramped my lungs tight and caused my eyes to water until they were red. My diaphragm spasmed in and out as I was overcome by a coughing fit. For an instant I was convinced I was melting like a candle in the sweltering oily fumes, and was afraid my hair had been set on fire. The steamy air made my vision blur, and then rumbled my body with inescapable words that I felt as much as heard:
“ALL PERFECTLY NORMAL, JERRY. IT’S AIR. WE ALL BREATHE IT, ALL THE TIME.”
I struggled to enunciate through the coughing.
“Th-that was not n-normal.”
“YOU ARE SUCH A LITTLE DRAMA QUEEN.”
“King.”
“YOU HEARD ME. AND IF I COULD DO LITTLE FAIRY PUFF FARTS LIKE YOU, BELIEVE ME, I WOULD.”
“My hair is smouldering.”
“FINE. LET ME GET YOU OUT OF THERE,” she offered. At the same time, the fleshy bridge of a finger extended down and hooked its tip over the edge of the boat.
Thinking she was offering to lift me out of the bath, I wandered up to it, climbed onto the shiny plate, like a shiny marble floor under my bare feet, and balanced as it rose up into the sky. The wetness of the nail should have made it more slippery, but actually caused my bare feet to stick to it a little, due to the surface tension of the sheen of liquid coating the keratin.
Half way in its well-intentioned journey, the finger succumbed to sudden whim, rocketing me higher than the bath edge. As the air whizzed past, her great face tilted back against the edge of the bath until neck tendons bulged and the hollow of the neck shadowed. My eyes widened as the floating plate platform oriented itself down over the upturned face, directly above the puffy pink ridges that were the lips. The nostrils blasted me with a gust of warm air before the nail tipped, I slid straight off and dropped into the crevice parting the puffy lips, where I had one terrifying instant to contemplate being sucked down into the crevice and fall into the dark pit which contained the tongue like a caged animal, ready to awaken with gleeful curiosity at sharing its cavernous quarters with a tiny playmate to flick around, examine and inevitably squash.
The next second I went flying up on a spurting fountain of water before spinning back down like a bottle rocket. My body struck a springy protrusion that had been sticking out in my downward trajectory, and stuck there. It was her nipple, like a leathery red pouffle but pushed out sideways.
Triggered by my contact, the red bulge throbbed faintly against me, which transformed into a vibrant shiver as bubbling laughter rang out from above.
“OH, REALLY?” her murmur beat against my eardrums, pretending to be scandalized, as if I had chosen my landing place, or was clinging to her nipple by choice, rather than surface tension. “I FELT THAT, YOU LITTLE PROVOCATEUR!”
She left me in place – affixed to the hardened erogenous nub like a picture on the wall – for the rest of the bath, and even for several moments as she carefully dried herself. Eventually, a fingertip bulged into my direct sight, lining itself up, and giving the nipple a little flick, sending me flying onto the ruffled cloth of her damp towel.
*
My upkeep routine continued to play out day after day: getting my daily standing ‘dab’ wash, doing my best to power through the piles of food I was given at mealtimes, being put to bed in the pillowy, if skin-flake dusted navel, climbing out each new morning.
Jennifer had taken time off work for the time being to look after me, but we didn’t know how long this was going to work out. It was another thing we didn’t discuss in depth. My funds covered us, but she enjoyed her work and got too much nervous energy being at home. However, she couldn’t stomach the thought of leaving me on my own, either. I was wracking my brains on how to work around this; or at least how to convince her that I could be trusted on my own, but I was coming up short. She had resolved to be my keeper – literally keeping me in her possession almost all the time – and she refused to budge on her position.
It seemed I had abundant free time with not much to do, but this was misleading. Because I was so tiny, it took forever for me to physically get anywhere or do anything, so much of my time was spent wandering, like some miniscule nomad in the never-ending desert of magnified surfaces; rustling carpet fibers (very rare because Jen wouldn’t let me on the floor), wood panel, glass top, and lush rolling surfaces of Jen’s body (also, admittedly rare, because my tiny ticklish movements vexed her).
On the tenth day since my second miniaturization, we got a surprise visit to the house.
It would not be the first surprise.
It started simply enough, with a knock at the door. I knew at once the visitor must be someone who’d come by the house before, because they ignored the newly installed door bell.
She got the door. There were rapid voices; frequent interjections by her. She sounded angry. The male voice kept doggedly muttering below her vehement exclamations. Then her voice went quiet – seemingly mid-sentence. There was muttering. Her voice had lost most of its volume. Then footsteps bounded up the hallway.
“WHERE IS HE?”
An older man’s voice, faintly tinged with a French accent.
Then a man burst into the living room, scanning the room with dark, purposeful eyes.
Remigus de Lautrec, we meet again.
I saw the machine tucked under his arm and knew it was him immediately, even before I’d seen his face. It looked different than I’d last seen it, some weeks ago, when it had the inconspicuous design of something found in a garden shed. I remembered it had a half-exposed steel canister fitted into a plastic outer casing that had dials and switches on one side, and a black handlebar.
Now the apparatus had undergone a radical makeover. The tough plastic outer housing had been upgraded to an alloy that shone like molten chrome, distorting reflections into rainbow moiré fuzz. The semi-exposed inner canister was now a multi-segmented black drum, one end glowing faintly. The dials were all gone. Where they used to be, there was just a sleek screen, whose lights projected up off the screen like a hologram, and looking like a table of numbers side-by-side as if converting time zones.
My eyes finally lifted to roam the extensive geography of the man’s facial features, and my anxiety jumped up, suspecting for a moment the man was a total stranger. It was Remy, but it didn’t look like him. Like the machine, he’d had a makeover, an extreme one, and not necessarily for the better.
His skin was coarser, tanner, brow lined, shadows under his eyes, and he had scars around the side of his jaw, which looked long healed. His widow’s peak had receded remarkably; the remaining hair around the sides of his head had gone silver. His brows were bushier and his eyes – which used to shift around nervously – were now grave and pensive. Last time I'd seen him, he seemed to have mentally recovered from his own excursion down to ankle height, but with the look of him now, maybe not. He looked weathered, like he’d blown in from a terrible storm.
Even his fashion sense was new and alarming. He wore articles of clothing I couldn’t identify with any brand or style, and little of it matched: a strange-collared, sleeveless coat, jersey and pants made from something like leather but ribbed and ultra-flexible looking, sneakers with a sleek design almost like a sports car. A mechanical looking gold watch on one wrist, and on the other wrist, metal studs in a circuit pattern. I guessed it was some kind of jewellery glued onto his skin, except there was a similar metal design on the side of the machine, near the holographic panel – bizarrely, like an anode and cathode pair. He must really love the machine if he was going getting tattoos or jewellery implants in honor of it, I thought darkly.
My hackles had raised at his appearance, and not just for its eccentricity. Due to the routine of our previous run-ins, the stage felt set for a duel, rather than a genial reunion between old friends. And I’d been burned by this magic trick before.
Jennifer dashed out in front of Remy, making straight for me on the table. The world darkened, Remy, the living room, and herself lost to me, as her fingertips closed in like collapsing walls, making me feel as if I was being smothered all around by firm, vanilla-scented pillows. As the pressure increased, the pillows turned into mattresses. Increasing again, the mattresses turned into thick foam walls. Then brick walls, the ridges of fingerprints growing abrasive.
I could no longer breathe or move. My ribs began to bend inwards and my muscles were like overinflated balloons they were so tight. My body throbbed and stung like a zit being squeezed, and pretty soon more than just pus was going to explode out.
When Jen said she didn’t like to pinch me, well, this was why. In order to ensure I didn’t accidentally slip out from between her fingers, the necessary pressure she had to apply onto my body was intolerable for more than a minute or so. She would only pinch me in an emergency, and to her, Remy’s appearance must have presaged one to justify capturing me between her fingerprints. Even though it hurt.
My feet left the table. Then in one swooping go, the pressure released as her fingers opened again, I dropped through the air and landed on the cushioned bed of her upturned palm, trying to breathe through painful rib cramps and twinging joints. Long shadows stretched over her palm as her fingers curled up over my head, providing her hand with a natural canopy.
“Remy,” I started, when my body had stopped throbbing with pain, “how did you get inside?” I had to shout at the top of my lungs to ensure I was heard.
His footsteps thudded nearer as he must have seen me conveyed into Jen’s hand. He probably had not heard me, though; he had been too far away.
“GREETINGS JERRY,” he intoned somewhere over my head, and in a voice that was gruffer than last time we’d spoke. “ARGH…” he groaned under his breath, “…YOU ARE THAT MUCH SMALLER THAN I EVEN REMEMBER. THIS MUST NOT GO ON. WE ARE GOING TO FIX YOUR FUTURE.”
My brow creased in wonderment. Even the way he spoke sounded different. No more of the jarring, ‘trying-to-sound-hip’ slang I remembered, punctuated by blathering, nasally nerd-speak. Now his voice sounded firm and assured.
“You want to use the machine again?” I sighed.
“WE MUST. IT IS DESTINY.”
Jen scoffed.
“NO. YOUR DESTINY IS TO LEAVE. NOW.”
Remy ignored her.
“JERRY, WE MUST SPEAK ALONE.”
“JERRY'S NOT GOING ANYWHERE WITHOUT ME," Jen insisted.
“What do you want, Remy?” I said.
“IT IS TOO MUCH SIMPLY TO SAY,” he replied. “WE MUST UNDERTAKE ANOTHER PASSAGE. IF IT DOES NOT HAPPEN TODAY, IT WILL HAPPEN NEVER.” He gave a pained sigh. “OVERLOADING THE TACHYONIC COILS DURING THE GEOMAGNETIC FLIP WAS NOT A CLEVER IDEA—”
“You only realize the machine was a mistake now?”
“THE MALFUNCTION WAS NOT MECHANIC; MY INSTRUCTIONS TO YOU WERE VAGUE. BUT THE MECHANICS HAVE BEEN OVERHAULED; SHE IS NOW BOOTING A QUANTUM A.I. INTERFACE TO AUTOMATE EXECUTIVE FUNCTIONS. I DON’T GIVE YOU INSTRUCTIONS ANYMORE, JERRY, WE START HER, I INPUT THE RESULT INTO THE PROGRAM, AND GO.”
As his rapid-pace words crashed over my head like a wave of incoherent white noise, my brow furrowed with confusion.
“Well…that sounds even more complex than last time, so count me out.”
More complexity could mean more things could go wrong, and Remy could have even less hope of knowing how to fix it, if there was even enough of me left over to fix.
The second time I’d been around the machine’s operation, I’d been reduced to the size of a mouse. The fourth time; the size of a rice grain – my current size — and I was now down to my last poker chips; I couldn’t afford to place another big bet on my size. Any more ill-fated jaunts of reduction and I’d end up trapped inside the fuzzy, moisture-logged microbial land of subspace. Then my immediate ‘destiny’ might include being snacked upon by one of the microscopic Demodex mites that lived on Jennifer’s eyelashes.
Now I found myself traipsing on the shadowy folds of the soft platform of the curled up hand without realizing it. This must have tickled the owner, because the overhead canopy of fingers twitched and rippled, before the giant index finger of her other hand slithered in beneath them and prodded at me, the extended white nail edge jabbing my shoulder, dumping me over onto my front, my fall cushioned by her soft, warm flesh. As the fingertip retreated again, I got to my feet and made an effort not to move.
My eyes traced the shadowy channels lining the inside of her palm, intersecting, splintering and curving off, and recombining. My brain was at work coming up with some persuasive reasoning to compel Remy to ‘undertake another passage’ over the front door’s welcome mat and down the front driveway. I knew from previous experience that when angry, Remy could snap and throw a fist, and I didn’t want to inadvertently get Jen in the firing line. In unarmed mano-el-mano (or, more precisely, mano-el-irmã), she could have dropped him on the floor with some Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, but he was armed with the shiny new machine and I wasn’t confident he wouldn’t try to shrink her down in self-defence.
The long-denied joy of holding her in my arms again held no attraction to me if it meant we were both stuck in this vulnerable position. The thought was too horrifying, too shattering to even consider. I would have gladly sacrificed myself to the Demodex than tempt a world which contained a Jennifer in miniature, even if I was normal size again. I would have never told her because it would have made her scoff or laugh or even pity me, but the thought that I could accidentally physically hurt her with my bare hands – particularly in an attempt to show affection – struck me cold.
Suddenly, something else Remy had said made an impact somewhere in my brain. My eyes went wide.
“Wait, did you say, ‘quantum’?” I blurted. “Since when does that technology even exist?” Then again, since when did time travel exist? Since when could people be shrunk?
Remy’s grainy voice hummed with electricity:
“I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION, NO?"
My eyes rattled over the holographic numbers flashing on the machine's panel, none of them projecting the current time or date.
“How long were you working on this?" I said. "It looks like it’s had you up all night.” That was an understatement; with his thinned gray hair and darkened, lined face, he looked like he was in recovery from a serious illness.
“AH, SLEEPLESS NIGHTS,” he said with brittle amusement, “MANY. BUT WORTH IT.”
There was a jostling motion. Jennifer had slid up onto the edge of the table, cradling her hand – carrying me – on her thigh. Maybe she was settling in to hear a big story.
Remy corrected himself:
“OR, IT WILL BE WORTH IT, ONCE THE LAST TANGLE IS IRONED OUT.”
I cut in:
“Assuming you don’t make me even smaller—”
“THIS...THIS PROBLEM IS BIGGER THAN YOUR TARGET SIZE, JERRY.”
There was quiet for a moment, as we waited for him to elaborate. It went on for so long that I wondered if he’d changed his mind about using the machine after all. But then he took a deep breath and began:
“I WILL TELL YOU A STORY,” he said impatiently. “FICTION, I PROMISE. ONE DAY, A MAN UNDERTOOK TO TRAVEL DIHEDRAL…”
From outside the cup of Jennifer’s hand, Remy’s voice started bounding around, suggesting he was pacing around the carpet now.
“…BUT THE PASSAGE OPERATOR – AHM – COMMITTED AN ERROR, AND INSTEAD THE WOMAN WENT DIHEDRAL...”
I rubbed my palm against my face, closing my eyes.
Remy’s grizzled, ill appearance, his low, deadened tone of voice, his bizarre, mismatched wardrobe. It was confirmed: he was completely insane. He’d always been a little bonkers, and now he was more than a lot bonkers.
I hadn’t caught it at first because it wasn’t a flagrant type of screaming mad. It was a subtle crazy; you could almost make sense out of what he was saying.
For instance, in foggy memory I recalled ‘anhedral’ was the plane along which you reversed in time, but following slight angular deviations from the anhedral would cause you to reverse in size instead. At the perfect angle, you reversed in time with only a few millimetres height loss. Unfortunately, it seemed I flunked geometry: I had previously deviated from the correct angle, and shrunk to an extreme degree, without any corresponding time jump.
…And if travel in the vicinity of the anhedral plane caused downsizes, it seemed to mean that travel towards the dihedral plane caused forward time travel – hypothetically, at least – or corresponding physical upsizes.
Remy went on:
“…BUT AH, SHE IS TOO DIHEDRAL. THE OPERATOR IS UP AGAINST THE WALL. THE MAN IS SNUFFED BY THE DISTORTION. IT WAS NEVER MEANT, AND MUST BE UNDONE.”
“Remy,” I interrupted, “I’m into this time travel stuff, but I’m not an expert. You have to dumb it down a little for us.”
He hadn’t heard me.
“MAY BE FICTION, JERRY,” he said, no longer rambling, but direct, “OR MAY BE NOT. IT IS UP TO YOU, FRIEND.”
Even if fiction, it sounded sinister. The words were making more and more sense, but the picture coming to light was too stark to be believed. Jennifer had been silent, I think she understood it even less than I did. She didn’t know about the anhedral and dihedral stuff.
What bothered me the most was Remy’s tone. In the past, whenever he’d propositioned using the machine with me, he’d always been breathlessly excited, like a little kid getting the excuse to goof off. But there was none of that boyish energy now, just urgent entreaty. He wasn’t propositioning we use the machine to satisfy scientific curiosity, but because something really bad was going to happen if we didn’t…But—
“How do you know—” I quickly changed tack. “How did you come up with that story, Remy?”
He paused, then said:
“WHEN THE FORMER AND THE LATER MEET, THEY MUST CANCEL OUT. MY FORMER WAS SET TO COME TOMORROW, BUT FOR MY DEVIATION. IT WAS NECCESARY. BUT NOW I, TOO, MUST PART.”
"What? You're not making sense."
Jennifer snickered under her breath like she thought that was just putting it too mildly.
“THE BACKWARD GATEWAY WAS VERY WIDE,” said Remy, solemn as ever. "BUT I AM HERE AGAIN.”
Suddenly what he was trying to say hit me with sickening clarity. The air seemed to leave my chest like I’d been punched.
“You’re not from here, are you Remy…?”
I was trying to remember to keep my voice loud. Just how wide was his backward gateway? His hair had not been gray when I’d seen him last, but black.
Now his voice had acquired a tone of relief, as if I was finally speaking sense.
“I DEVIATED HIM, JERRY, AS I TOLD YOU. HE WAS THE ONE IN MY STORY. HE WAS ONLY TRYING TO HELP BUT HE WOULD HAVE RUINED EVERYTHING. I SPEND MY ENTIRE LIFE REGRETTING IT. NOW, AT LAST, I AM BACK AND ABLE TO FIX THIS FOR YOU…BEFORE HE CAME.”
“JERRY,” Jennifer barked, losing her patience now with Remy’s obfuscation, “WHAT IS GOING ON?"
Letting her question hang for the moment, I said to Remy:
“Oh, no. You’re going to fulfil the cycle. You’re going to make –whatever it is—happen again, like a closed loop.”
“NO, NO. NOT CLOSED LOOPS. BRANCHING CHANNELS. THE QUANTUM A.I. STREAMS THEM. AND WE ARE SWITCHING THE CHANNELS TODAY."
This was getting too heady for me. I was half tempted to throw my hands up and race along with Remy, do whatever he said, just to make it all go away.
Jen must have picked up my indecision and it seemed to worry her. As I vacillated, she announced:
“NOT INTERESTED.”
She said this as firmly and dismissively as if Remy was a door-to-door salesman.
“Jennifer,” I cut in, “if I don’t do this, I think something weird is going to happen, and I’m going to die.”
Her face was blank, restrained, as she brought her cupped palm up, and me, right up under eyes, bathing me in long sweeps of her warm breath. It was like she was trying to peer into my soul.
“IT SCARES ME,” she said finally, unable to bring herself to say any more.
“The idea of spending the rest of my life like this scares me.”
“DON'T PUT THAT ON ME," she pleaded. "DON’T MAKE ME CHOOSE."
“You don’t have to choose,” I said firmly as I stared up at her, balling my fists. “It’s my choice. Let me make it, goddamn it.”
Her eyelashes began to flutter with a succession of stunned blinks. Then her eyes closed and brow crumpled like she was trying not to cry.
I looked down, putting my hands on my head. She rarely cried and it threw me off guard. Also, her imminent tears were at risk of bombing me like water balloons.
“I’m sorry,” I said, pained. At the same time, how could I blame her without being a total hypocrite? If our roles were reversed I might have done everything humanly possible to keep her away from the machine, too. But then I wouldn’t want her to be perpetually stuck tiny either. It was too hard to even imagine.
“Look,” I added, trying to sound optimistic and reassuring, “I think Remy has got this thing working properly now. He understands it a lot more.”
—And thought: he’s had a whole lifetime to figure it out.
With her eyes still closed, she pressed a hand against her brow. Then, taking a breath and composing herself, she looked away.
“IF YOU MUST…BUT I’M GOING TO HATE IT. I’M GOING TO HATE EVERY SECOND OF IT. THE MOMENT – THE VERY MOMENT YOU GET BIGGER, YOU HAVE TO END IT.”
Remy had gone silent but, somewhere unseen beyond the cup of Jennifer’s hand, I could hear him fiddling with the machine.
Then he must have switched it on, because there was an electric snap that made all the hairs on my body rise, as a low humming filled the air, so powerful that it had vibrations coursing through my bones and my eyeballs were shaking inside the sockets.
“I MUST BE THE OPERATOR SO I WILL TAKE JERRY THROUGH,” he said to Jennifer.
“Wait,” I stopped him. “Won’t that make you grow as well?”
“WE MUST SEPARATE,” he replied. “YOU ONE WAY, I WILL GO...ELSEWHERE.”
“Okay,” I said, feeling more confident knowing Remy would be diving into the deep end with me. Of course, it hadn’t helped back when he’d gotten himself shrunk, one time. But this Remy seemed older, wiser, and had a more mature, commanding presence, like he really knew his shit backwards and forwards.
Not seemed older, I reminded myself, was.
“I’ll do it.”
I clapped my hands together and began bouncing up and down on the plush surface of Jennifer’s palm, shaking my arms like I was going to go run a race. Then I stopped and gazed up at her, who was watching me blankly, her eyes beneath her long lashes, shadowed and remote.
“Let me do it,” I said. “Please.”
I got down on my knees, making a begging gesture with my hands, shaking them for emphasis. Acts of worshipful begging tended to open doors with her. I was probably overselling it, resembling some tiny naked pagan cultist in prostration to a great stone goddess come to life. But I didn’t care what I looked like, the practical reality was, I had no way off her hand without her assent.
She stared down at me in silence, her face drawn, not even a flicker of a self-satisfied smile. But finally, she gave a long, low sigh, and the world outside her palm bumped as she slid off the table.
“WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN TO HIM?” she said to Remy, who replied:
“ONE BRIEF PASSAGE AND YOUR AMOR WILL BE RETURNED TO YOU FULL SIZE, AND I WILL BE GONE FROM YOUR LIVES.”
Judging by Jennifer’s cold reception of Remy, the latter part probably appealed to her almost as much as the former part. Possibly even moreso.
“’FULL SIZE’ MEANS…MY HEIGHT,” she confirmed.
“THAT IS CORRECT,” Remy said, somewhat distractedly. "WHERE HE STOOD PREVIOUSLY."
I hadn't stood at Jen's height previously – hovering a little shorter than her –but that was beside the point.
Remy carried on:
"AND IT WILL BE AS IF HE WAS NEVER SHRUNK AND NONE OF THE PAST MONTHS EVER HAPPENED. ZAP!” He clicked his fingers, making my ears pop painfully. “ERASED! GONE.”
She looked away, and bit her lip.
He directed her to a spot in the room, where she placed me down on the carpet, by the big toe of her right foot. It had been several days since I had been on the floor – ten days ago in fact, when I’d first re-emerged from my previous ‘jolt’ in Remy’s machine, stared around the beige, dusty alien desert that was the carpet, and realized with a plummet of horror how truly tiny I was.
The view of my girlfriend’s face was immediately obstructed by the underside edge of her toenail, extending like a transparent bookshelf at my head, the underneath shadowed by the dark paste and debris that clung there. Maybe if she didn’t insist on keeping her nails a little longer than necessary the undersides wouldn’t attract so much mysterious, stomach-turning filth. At my size, I was small enough to have fitted in under her nail lengthways and that gunk would have adhered to me like glue.
Taking steps back, I got a view straight up her body that sucked the breath out of my lungs.
It was like looking straight up a mountain, immense legs converging to a torso that formed a complete wall reaching higher up into space. The carpet groaned as she transferred her weight from one foot to the other, and the bulges of toned calf and thigh muscles, paradoxically, like fluidly shifting boulders beneath the lush sandy expanse of her skin, peppered in the tiny dimples of pores and shiny white grass of tiny hair.
Clothing pulled around the form like the fabric of a hot air balloon, but extending in the suggestively adiposal globes shaping her hourglass hips and breasts.
I had no hope of reaching her face from the floor; it ascended up to a ceiling hazy by distance, as if seen through a veil of clouds. She stared down at me as if from another world, somehow outside the planet – hovering up in the atmosphere – instead of standing on it. Her face was so far away I refused to believe she could even see me, or I must have been a mere speck – it was only that it was so comparatively big that I could still see it. Her brow was tense, scrutinizing, as if trying to figure out what I was. From her vantage point I probably did not even look human anymore, but an infinitesimal featureless blotch of color against the carpet, a blur, an upright-standing wheat grain. I could have been plucked up by a mother bird and passed down its baby’s gullet.
I’m an insect, I realized with a cold sweat, now more desperate than ever to proceed with the jolt.
Remy then directed her to go and stand across the room, out of the way.
She hovered above me, as if unable to wrench herself away. I waited for her to say something but it didn’t come. Instead, the tip of an enormous finger alighted upon the crown of my head, making an attempt to brush over my hair with as minimal interference as possible, but unavoidably causing my knees to buckle under its weight. My hair stuck to the finger; its surface faintly damp, as if she had kissed it.
Then it withdrew up into the sky again. She turned and padded back over the carpet, every gargantuan step causing the floor to quake, and carpet fibers to shiver around me, tickling my legs. I watched the creased underside of each mammoth sole lift, soar into the air, and drop as it receded across the floor.
“READY, JERRY?” called Remy’s voice. “I AM ENGAGING HER NOW. THE A.I. WILL CALCULATE THE OPTIMAL PATH FOR YOUR TARGET HEIGHT. ALL YOU MUST DO IS FOLLOW THE WHITE LASER. ONCE YOU ARE FULL HEIGHT, IT WILL POINT YOU OUT OF THE PASSAGE AND VOILÀ!"
“Simple enough,” I said, but he couldn’t hear me; from ground level, no one could anymore.
He quickly added:
“ONE FINAL DETAIL, BUT MOST IMPORTANT. YOU DO NOT EXIT THE PASSAGE BEFORE THE WHITE LASER'S DEMISE.”
“Got it,” I said, more to myself than anyone.
This could actually work, I thought to myself. And if it did – boom! – old me again.
My nerves were firing up, I was pumped, skin prickling. The danger made it even more attractive – exciting – almost irresistible. I had to try. I had to know.
Chapter 11: Jerry's Return by Zerda
It seemed Remy was aiming the machine now.
Or, I guessed he was. It was difficult to see what was happening, I was getting cricks in my neck from twisting it around and craning it back so much.
But I did see clearly what happened next.
Reality folded apart and curved around, revealing a dim tunnel where the faint traces of entering light speckled and smeared and bent like paint in the rain. As the walls of reality got closer to the tunnel, they bent and corkscrewed around the edge, most of it not actually penetrating the substance of the darkness.
At my previous sizes, the tunnel had been awesomely intimidating enough, but now it was a gaping leviathan; a celestial black hole that filled up my entire visual field when viewed head on, a wall of something purer and richer than darkness itself, darker than the moonless night sky.
Gazing in, I now found myself too horrified to take a single step closer; it was like stumbling upon the entrance to an abandoned mine shaft at midnight, and being told to run inside to the end, to see how deep it went. I was staring into a black maw that was intent on swallowing me alive, the only sane response was to turn and run the other way.
The terrible object staring blindly at me would have been entirely invisible to Jennifer, at least from where Remy had directed her to stand. Good thing. I had once asked her what it had looked like when I had shrunk the first time. From my point of view, I had tripped into the portal and awoken shrunk. But to her, there had been no bending of reality, black tunnels, or corkscrewing passages. Initially, this had me puzzled, but I’d come to understand that from most angles, the tunnel was invisible; walking around it caused it to fold up by perspective illusion, like a piece of paper being turned sideways. This was why it was important to aim the machine properly and position all third persons out of the way, so you got the open angle, and witnesses only got the folded up one.
Then I saw it running along in front of me: the gossamer white ribbon of the laser pointing into the tunnel along a slight diagonal angle, the only source of light not being bent or blurred by its proximity to the black sphere.
My muscles twitching with apprehension, I forced myself to start following the tunnel, trailing the white laser. At first nothing happened. In the past, these passages were practically instantaneous – ‘jolts’ we called them. But this one was taking longer. Was that bad? Was something wrong? My mind flitted anxiously. Then I remembered Remy’s instructions: don’t leave the tunnel before reaching the end of the laser. I took a deep breath, my walking pace relaxed. Just be patient.
As I kept going, and with nothing but the void surrounding me, my mind began to wander.
It was weird, Remy had never actually named his machine, like ‘time cannon’ or ‘portal splitter’ or something cool. Maybe he was figuring out the copyright.
Then I realized something odd was happening: the tunnel perimeter had shrunk, as if I was walking away from it, rather than travelling deeper inside. The closer I moved in, the more it seemed to move away.
But the tunnel was not actually shrinking; I was growing.
YES!
My heart trilled with joy. It was actually happening, after all this uncertainty and despair and frustration and waiting, I was going to rejoin normal human civilization again. No longer would I be an object of peculiar fascination, at the risk of being mistaken for a toy or a pet. I was going to get to be boring and normal again, unnoticed in groups of people; no more pity by the male sex, no more coddling by the female sex. I would be able to wrap my arms around Jennifer and lift her off her feet, we could go outside together hand in hand, and me in the driver seat taking her to her favorite clubs and restaurants and dance and sit across from each other, our eyelines level, kissing over the tabletop and holding hands underneath it, strolling down her favorite other haunt, the boardwalk by the Bay. I would take up new work somewhere – with a normal sized body I could be anything I wanted, anything – and be a normal boyfriend who went out the door at nine and came home at five and showered his girlfriend with affection in the normal way. Everything would be different, and we would finally achieve the kind of normal, settled, stable relationship that had eluded us the first time…
All of these thoughts zipped through my mind as I was running now, giddy, racing the white laser like a sprinter trying to obtain a new best record. The black tunnel perimeter continued to gradually constrict inwards as I grew that much nearer to my goal. Literally grew with every step.
I couldn’t see Remy anymore, but the surrounding room was all but forgotten anyway, there was just the dream zooming towards me with open arms, I was about to crash into normal reality again, so near I could almost taste it, could feel it’s warm, long-promised embrace enfolding my rapidly up-sizing body—
A flesh-colored wall-like object dropped in front of me, and I smacked into it face first. My feet scuffed over the ground, legs tripping over each other. Right before I ended up on the carpet, the wall curled fiercely around my torso, squeezing my ribcage in, pushing all the air out. Since I’d just been sprinting and puffing, this made my face go red.
My feet touched off the carpet as I was zoomed into the air. There was a sucking feeling, like the cling of surface tension, then the perimeter of the tunnel seemed to burst like a bubble; the colors of reality tumbling in like curling ocean waves, shrinking the black tunnel down into nothing.
In the tight embrace of my containment, I gasped for breath, blinking dumbfounded at the walls of the living room boxing me in; the walls, floor and ceiling closer, now with perceptible boundaries. Now the room was bigger, gratefully so, but it still wasn’t big enough. My head wasn’t up high up where it should be and my feet weren’t touching the floor – they were a long way up from the floor.
There was a flash of unpleasant déjà vu as I looked around at everything; the furniture, walls, objects lying around. I didn’t need to pull out measuring tape to work out how big I was. I was scores taller than I had been five minutes ago (if the tunnel had even lasted that long), but still only back to my previous size, approximate to a mouse. Not big enough. When the tunnel collapsed, all of my dreamlike visions and aspirations had melted with it, like mirages promising an oasis that turned up a dusty sand dune.
How could it have gone wrong – again? What had happened? I’d been so, so close.
All my giddy elation was twisting into raw frustration. My vision blurred as if my brain was refusing to accept the reality before me – actually caused by tears leaking from my eyes.
There was a dropping sensation, a ‘whumphf’ of impact, and I came to rest on Jennifer’s knee as she sat on the sofa. Her warm hand encircled my naked body, keeping me contained. No longer a floating titanic monster, just her recognizable hand, but blown up in size compared to me. Big but manageable; with fingers stretched out I could have laid on her palm like a single bed.
I twisted around inside her grip until, looking up, found her profile viewing me from just above. Even though she was still massive compared to me, she was paradoxically smaller – at least than I remembered. Smaller and bigger at the same time. It was like seeing double. I had to stare and blink at her for a moment until the illusion cleared.
She gave me a small smile.
“SURPRISE,” she said dryly. “IT WORKED.”
Her voice rumbled, but didn’t make my ears ring, as before. It was like there was white noise in my ears and everything sounded muted. But there was no actual noise, it was another perceptive illusion. Everything was quieter. My brain expected her voice to sound louder, by habit, and was trying to process that it didn’t, telling me that my ears must be blocked or something. Very disorienting. I shook my head, trying to get the feeling to clear.
“What??” I said shakily. “But…” Then I yelled out: “Remy! I don’t think it—!”
“BABE, REMY LEFT,” she said gently.
Twisting around in her grip again, my eyes flashed around the room. Sure enough, there was no one there. It was just us on the couch. No sign of Remy anywhere. Not even his machine.
“Where’d he go…?” I began, feeling faint.
“HE DID SAY HE WAS GOING TO LEAVE US ONCE YOU’D GROWN,” she reminded me calmly. “HE MUST HAVE LEFT WHILE I WASN’T LOOKING. DIDN’T REALIZE IT WAS SO URGENT, THOUGH.”
“No,” I said slowly, “he jolted with me, but he went somewhere else.”
“RIGHT,” Jennifer replied, unable to keep the disinterest out of her voice. “I DON’T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT I’LL BE ECSTATIC IF I NEVER SEE THAT MACHINE EVER AGAIN.”
My mouth hung open as I tried to process everything through my stunned, sluggish brain. I said weakly:
“If you’d just waited another minute it would’ve made me normal again.”
She gave me a long expressionless look, then said quietly:
“I PRETTY MUCH FIGURED THAT, YEAH.”
“Then why did you pull me out early?”
“I HAD TO, BEFORE IT HURT YOU. LOOK WHAT HAPPENED TO REMY.” She shrugged. “DO YOU EVEN KNOW? I DON’T. HE COULD BE DEAD.”
“I don’t think he’s dead,” I said slowly, as if saying it and believing it made it true. By her flippant tone, I don’t think she really believed he was, either.
“WHATEVER. ALL I KNOW IS, HE DISAPPEARED WHILE YOU WERE GROWING. MAYBE HE WALTZED OUT THE DOOR WHEN MY BACK WAS TURNED, BUT IT FREAKED ME OUT THAT SUDDENLY HE WAS GONE AND I HAD TO GET YOU OUT OF THERE BEFORE YOU WERE GONE, TOO.”
Her voice didn’t match what she was saying. She didn’t sound freaked out.
Ignoring that, I thought out loud:
“He must have jolted back in time – I mean, forward, back to his own time – back to the future,” I said before I could help myself. “That’s how the machine operates. That’s what it’s supposed to do. It’s a time machine.”
Maybe the ‘back to the future’ line was a touch hokey for her liking. She rolled her head right back with exasperation.
“I’M SERIOUS: IF I HEAR THE WORDS ‘TIME TRAVEL’ OR ‘TIME MACHINE’ OR ‘TIME WARP’ EVER AGAIN, THE ONLY ‘JOLTING’ YOU ARE GOING TO BE DOING IS JOLTING UP AND DOWN IN MY HAND AS I SHAKE IT.”
My mouth clamped shut again.
I’d told her before that the machine was a time machine but she refused to accept it. She had always assumed I had hit my head during the jolt I’d undertaken at the ‘Flip’ party and a resulting concussion had caused me to dream up the time travel aspect. She had never seen a demonstration of its time travelling power. As far as she was concerned the machine was a size-changing machine all along, if not a downright death trap. Only, Remy had looked older, but that could be chalked up to serious illness.
I changed tack:
“Look, I know this thing had risks. Big risks. But given the opportunity for me to be full size again, don’t you think the risks were worth it?”
“TO GET YOUR SIZE BACK?” she said flatly. “NO. IF THE RISK WAS YOU VANISHING INTO NOTHING; THEN NO.”
“That’s what this whole enterprise was for,” I said, a little hotly, “getting my size back. You’re acting like that’s a surprise.”
She said in an odd, quiet way:
“IT WAS A SURPRISE.”
The argument was hopeless. She looked different now, and not just deceptively ‘smaller’. It was her expression; the way she’d used to look at me when I’d first been shrunk, or the morning after, a dreamy kind of disbelief, and fierce coverture. It unnerved me.
It was a look of hunger; both the pain of it and the relief of imminent satisfaction in equal measure. Inconveniently, I remembered we hadn’t had sex since I’d been shrunk to a centimeter tall: ten days. That had to be a very long dry spell for her, intolerably long, nearly stretching back to when dinosaurs walked the planet.
Maybe the look she was giving me was only another perceptive illusion because it was quickly tamed again, subdued to something gentler. Her fingertip extended towards my face to gently scratch and tickle my cheek.
“WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT?” she said, sounding on the verge of laughter.
I sighed, slumping comfortably against her warm flesh as I resigned myself that this was my world now, and it wasn’t the best of all possible worlds, but it wasn’t a bad world either. There might have been realms worse – Demodex land, for instance, and other alternate ways Remy’s story could have ended, where I died and Jennifer never forgave herself, or even worlds worse than my death, where she was shrunk and I never recovered from the cataclysmic shock of it.
And in comparison, this didn’t seem half bad.
Chapter 12: The Boardwalk by Zerda
I lay on my back on the Queen bed in the master bedroom, lost in thought.
The disorientation was still coming down, and I found myself staring intensely at my open hand, trying to picture a reduced version of myself standing on it. Because that’s how small I had been before jolting; small enough to stand on the palm of my own current-sized hand. But the more I concentrated, the fuzzier and more abstract the image became, until it seemed totally incoherent. It felt like only moments ago I’d re-sized, but had been an hour.
A shadow seemed to shift over me, causing me to sit up. She was standing in the doorway.
“THERE YOU ARE,” she sighed, slumping gracefully against the doorframe, folding her arms. “TALK TO ME. WHAT IS GOING ON WITH YOU?”
I wrung my hands together, ultra conscious that her phone was lying on the bed nearby, and I had been just using it to coordinate something very secret and very important…
“I…I don’t know…”
Undergoing size alteration via Remy’s machine always seemed to affect my nervous system. The first time, giving me vertigo, the second time, a panic attack. I had neither of these reactions now, but my brain was still placing me in my newly sized surroundings, gauging the correct depth for everything. I kept reaching the end of surfaces and crossing the floor much quicker than I expected.
“IT’S BEING ABLE TO SEE ME PROPERLY, ISN’T IT – ?” she said, sauntering slowly over to the bed with a lazy hip movement that got my eyes stuck half-way up her body. Her hips – her whole body – was perceptively smaller, but I could take it in with one sweeping look, and it didn’t look like geography anymore, but, suggestively, like a magnified woman’s body.
Her voice quickly pulled me back to reality.
“—IT’S A LITTLE…SHOCKING?”
“Yeah…I guess so…”
Maybe not ‘shocking’ so much as a huge relief that I could read her expression instantaneously and without intense scanning and concentration.
Now I fought to keep my eyes on her, and not on her phone lying on the mattress across from me, like so much crime scene evidence. Would she bother to scroll through the recent call list?
The mattress buckled beneath me slightly as she climbed onto the bed and slid down onto one side, drawing her knees in and flexibly curling herself around my much tinier body. Leaning on one arm, the other draped down and poked my shoulder, getting me to shift around in place until I was facing her.
The tip of a pinky finger nudged up under my chin to gently tip my head back.
But her phone was in my peripheral vision, right next to her. If one of those numbers called me back to confirm anything she would pick up. I couldn’t meet her eyes, but I forbid myself from looking at the phone, and my eyes ended up darting around with indecision.
The pinky nail tickled my throat to bring my attention back to her.
“CAN I HAVE MY MOMENT WITH YOU YET?”
I blinked.
“Er, what?”
“DO I GET TO KISS YOU NOW?”
She didn’t wait around for my answer. A hand wrapped around my torso, my butt lifted off the bed and suddenly my face was rushing up towards her lips, which were puckering in anticipation. I was pulled in so fast in fact that my face made a soft smack as it hit the moist bulging lips, and stuck fast by its passionate massaging suction.
Her throat crackled with a husky eruption of uninhibited bliss that made me rock hard in seconds.
Then, with another moan, her lips suddenly parted, moving past my ears, and there was a hard clasping feeling over the crown of my head and up under my jaw, and tightening until my head was immutably locked in place, as in a bear trap. Then her tongue came pounding out with such restless amore that it practically punched me in the head with its impact, then draped heavily over my face like a warm wet towel, before it began to apply firm, sweeping licks, starting from my chin up to the hairline above my brow. My features were squashed and pulled by the fierce ardour of its wet bumpy grinding, as her thick, rapid breath beat in my ears, keeping my face moist with saliva.
She was quickly getting carried away; the grip of her incisors was cutting close around my skull, straining my temples; the cartilage in my jaw grinding. Then it was too painful and I let out a cry.
The vice relaxed and withdrew from my head, while the rubber seal of giant lips slid away from the perimeter of my face, leaving me blinking through a veil of bubbly fluid which cooled rapidly in the air.
“YOU LIKED THAT, DIDN’T YOU?” she said in a low voice. She must have interpreted my noise as a cry of pleasure.
The pad of her pointer finger swirled over my stomach for a moment before trailing down to my erect member, playfully wagging the tip with repeated flicks of her finger, delighted at the robust bounce of my achingly swollen member.
Meanwhile, a second finger had probed out to tickle and play with my balls. There was a kind of numbness at my tailbone and beginning to reach up my spine through my butt.
“PRETTY EXCITED ABOUT YOUR NEW SIZE, HUH…?” she was murmuring, “…MAYBE I’M A LITTLE EXCITED ABOUT IT, MYSELF...”
One of her fingertips delicately slid under my glans, lifting my shaft so that she could leisurely inspect and stroke the head of my dick. Satisfied, she gave the throbbing tip a gentle squeeze between fingertips, and kept it in her grip while the tip of the ring finger. I desperately needed to ejaculate but couldn’t while her fingertips had my tip pinched shut.
She didn’t seem to want me to come. She was content just toying with me. She wanted me to beg her for it. But I had already begged her for something once today, and – trying to hang onto some shred of self-respect – once was my limit.
There was a giggle as she surveyed me, quietly delighting in my anguish.
“ARE YOU ANGRY AT ME? WHAT CAN I DO TO CURE THAT LITTLE FROWN?” One of her fingers brushed back and forth over my mouth as if trying to rub my expression off. “AWW, COME HERE. GIVE ME ANOTHER KISS…”
I was brought up against her lips a second time, while her fingertips kept the squeeze up on my glans, gently rolling it around.
I started to groan and protest.
The soft dragging pressure of the lips left my face, only for a fingerpad to replace them, squashing my mouth for an instant, muzzling my voice. My throat tightened and my voice died just, staring at the ivory razor of her fingernail pointing up, seemingly inches from my eyeballs.
“SHHH,” she said, seriously now, overtaken by another wave of steamy compulsion. “JUST LET ME MAKE IT ALL BETTER…”
Then her fingers were all over me raking my chest, massaging my pecs and abs. I was dazed, swimming in the thick cloud of her perfume, the heated currents of her breath, and the luscious warmth of her lips nuzzling my face. The more I struggled, the more enjoyment it elicited for her, as my body flexed in her grip, and my head mashed against her lips.
The pinch of her fingertips on my glans had now shifted to the base of the shaft, and began moving back down, tugging my dick with it, until it reached my tip, then repeated the motion, building me up unbearably until my overworked dick couldn’t take any more teasing.
There was a feeling of pressure racing out of my dick, and my brain and vision altogether imploded into a white nothingness, like a blizzard, erasing my consciousness for a timeless instant. When I came to, panting for breath, her lips were no longer around my face, they were hovering just above me, spilling torrents of warm air onto my damp hair. I found myself tilted up under her face, which was surveying me.
“YOU OKAY?” she said with some tentativeness. “LOOKED LIKE YOU WERE GOING TO HAVE A SEIZURE OR SOMETHING THERE FOR A SECOND...”
My heart, which had been racing in my temples, began to slow down again. I ran my hands over my face, massaging the weird tingling numbness out of my features, and brushing my damp hair back.
Seeing I was alert, the huge lips hovering over me began to smile.
“THAT LITTLE OX’S HEART’S STILL POUNDING AWAY,” she said, as a fingertip came over and tapped my chest.
Then her eyes grew soft.
“DON’T GO ANYWHERE. I’M SERIOUS. I MISSED YOU SO MUCH.”
The rounded underside of a thumb ran over my face, keeping the nail turned up as the soft pad traced my features, something she couldn’t do when I’d been smaller, if she could see my face at all. As the pad made its way over the ridge of my brow, I shut my eyes just before it swiped down in front of them. Then I felt myself being moved forward, but couldn’t open my eyes with the thumbpad covering them. It remained against my brow, keeping my eyes closed while the puckered masses of lips snuck in to stick a surprise kiss against the bottom half of my face.
This moment of tenderness was only fleeting. The pressure of lips and thumb disappeared, and when I looked up her eyes sparked with a sudden idea.
“LET’S CELEBRATE!”
“I think I’m gonna need a little time to process this—”
“I’M TAKING YOU OUT!”
“This just happened really fast, right now, and—”
“I’M GOING, YOU’RE COMING!”
Lowering my eyelids, I massaged my fingertips into my eye sockets.
“Why don’t we just both take a—”
“PLEASE!”
“I need to—”
“COME ON!”
“But—”
“COME ON!”
“I—”
But I was being lowered until my back pressed against her thighs, while she apprehended me with crafty determination.
Then, an array of nails was brandished and shaded over my body, poised. Unseen, there was a clamping feeling around my temples – her other hand had grasped my head and held it still, so I was unable to escape. The flying nails descended on me, now tickling me properly, without mercy, with the fullest intent of making me as uncomfortable as possible. A long nail tilted my head back so the others had access to my exposed neck, my arms were lifted, pulled away from my sides to expose my ribs and armpits. My legs were lifted to provide access to the vulnerable insides of my thighs.
“S-top!” I gasped, kicking and thrashing my arms. My ribs cramped in pain as I took quick rapid breaths. “Please!”
But it didn’t stop.
So I bent up, huddling to protect myself and my sensitive areas but the insistent force of her fingers opened me, smoothed me out again, forcing me stretched out, spread-eagled, and jabbing nails into my palms and my forehead to pin them to her thigh as the nails of her other hand gently poked and scrubbed at my flesh, giving my whole body a tender, aching workout.
“Okay!” I barked, as my stomach convulsed like I was going to vomit. “I’ll go out with you! Anything you want!”
Satisfied I had been conquered, the hands ceased their torment.
She removed herself from the bed and disappeared into the adjoining bathroom entrance, shutting the door behind her. Next second the shower was blasting.
Her phone was still lying on the bed. She had barely even noticed it. Rolling over, I dragged myself across the mattress, reaching for it once more.
I had another phone call to make.
*
Le Bistro Rabelais was an elegant French restaurant with long white tablecloths, tall black chairs inside a stylishly French Restoration barn frame surrounded by big open windows to view the coastline of the Bay. Each table was topped with a tall lit candelabra and wine glasses. We were lucky to get a same day reservation; a function had been postponed and it freed some tables. It was designed to be a night hub: with no central lighting in the barn, just the candelabra for lights, it got a shadowy ‘candlelit’ romantic atmosphere once night fell, with the windows turning smoky blue.
This cut a little too close to the dusky glowing interior of Christine’s house for my liking – and the associated memory of being mosquito size – however, our table was not inside, but out on the patio overlooking the boardwalk that ran along below, pink sky overhead, and turquoise water backgrounding a line of date palms.
A waiter stopped by us to plant a water jug on our tabletop with a small clunk that ran through my tailbone, as I sat on one side of the table on a couple of folded up napkins for seat cushioning, with Jennifer sitting in the seat opposite.
“FIRST DATE?” the waiter said in a small professional voice as he looked between us.
Reasonable guess. My hair was styled – earlier, by Jen’s hair-foam covered fingertips – and I was wearing a midnight blue suit. Jennifer was wearing a black, figure-hugging dress with a half-length cascading skirt, and black and white stilettos. Her hair was down, lashes thickened, and lips glossed. She was achingly beautiful and the sight of her made my heart pound like we really were on a first date. I couldn’t stop staring at her: savouring that I could drink in her appearance as a singular recognizably (if giant) human woman, and not a sprawling, moving geographical terrain.
The waiter didn’t blink as his eyes passed over me. His assurance in the face of my startling stature suggested he recognized me from my previous TV appearance. But if he did, he didn’t say it.
“First date in a while,” I corrected, grateful for the lack of response, until –
“MR MOUSSEAU,” he said levelly, and quiet.
“That’s correct,” I replied, casting a self-conscious glance around at the other patrons at their tables, before trying to send the waiter a look that said, ‘not so loud; don’t ruin this for me.’
Taking in my expression without remark, his shrewdly narrowed eyes then glided over to Jennifer.
“AND YOU MUST BE MISS TOMLIN.”
“YES, THAT’S RIGHT…” she said slowly, staring at him in surprise. She wasn’t typically identified when someone recognized me in public, even though she’d had a cameo on the TV special.
Without more, the waiter gave us our menus and then, and with a millisecond’s hesitation, took my water and wine glasses back up.
“I WILL REPLACE THESE,” he said smoothly, leaving us.
Jen’s hand came reaching over to flip my menu open for me, and I began crawling over it on all fours, deliberating over the items, trying to picture size and portion. I didn’t want to fill up on so much food that I wouldn’t be able to speak.
The waiter reappeared with the wines; one red and one sparkling, plus a miniature cheese platter, for me, being the resident cheese sampler. The one and only time I'd tried introducing Jen to cheese and wine tasting at home, she'd scoffed all my tiny, meticulously arranged cheese cubes down on a single skewer, in one bite, and washed it down with a single gulp of wine, and bringing the tasting to a swift end.
Right now my appetite was inconveniently absent, but I needed to keep my hands busy so they didn’t start to shake.
“OH, WE HAVEN’T ORDERED ANY DRINKS YET,” Jen indicated to the waiter.
The waiter confirmed the vintage order under my name: Zinfandel, and champagne. Jen scanned the labels before a look of candid bewilderment struck her. She then stared across the table at me.
"JERRY," she said in undertone, more confused than ever, "THAT'S TOP TIER."
"It’s taken care of. Try some."
She looked unsatisfied with my answer, but went quiet, letting the waiter pour her a glass. He also poured me a squirt of red in a shot glass shaped like a little goblet, a perfectly miniature version of Jen’s normal-sized one.
Pulling my arms around the glass, I began the task of turning it onto its edge, listing it enough to drink from without tipping it over. Suddenly the whole glass lifted out of my grasp, up into the air and stopping to hover over me.
She manipulated the miniature shot glass between her fingers with careless ease, tilting it up against my mouth, letting it gently drain down my throat while, at the same time, she took swills from her own glass.
Neurons firing, I tried to lose myself in the fumes for a moment, and clear my thoughts, but my brain kept rattling by the same few phrases, rehearsing them over in my head until I got flustered and lost the gist of what I meant, then started over again, only for the same thing to happen.
The wine warmed my insides, but when I pulled my head up from the glass, the briny sea air was chilling against my perspiring brow. I reached for and tore off a corner of my napkin, trying to wipe my face and neck without flagging attention or concern, but it wasn’t nearly as refreshing enough; what I really wanted to do was rip all my clothes off, run off the end of the pier and dive into the cool water to shock the nerves.
Jen’s voice was backgrounding my anxious thoughts; she was advising me that if you got up at 6am Saturday morning (which was tomorrow) for a jog along the boardwalk, they held a yoga class on one of the catamarans – apparently the listing waves made for a challenging but rewarding balancing activity – but if you were really lucky you might see someone botch a ‘tree pose’ and go toppling over into the water, and this, at least according to her, made the early wake ‘totally’ worth it. She didn’t like yoga.
I let her talk without remark, but apparently my silence went on for too long. Next thing I knew she was looking at me questioningly. I tried to meet her stare with nonchalance.
“I KNEW SOMETHING WAS WRONG,” she concluded.
“Nothing’s wrong.”
“YOU’RE SO RED AND YOU’RE SWEATING – DO YOU HAVE A FEVER?”
Her hand extended over my head like a canopy as her thumbpad dropped down to delicately press against one of my cheeks, and then shifted around my brow, feeling my temperature. As she did this, the inside of her thumbnail swept past my eyes. I blinked rapidly, trying not to flinch.
“I’m fine.” But my voice sounded tight, strained. My suit also felt too tight all of a sudden.
“THAT MACHINE MADE YOU SICK,” she surged on with guilty realization, “AND I DRAGGED YOU OUT HERE…”
“That’s over now. Really.”
“YOU’RE NOT NORMALLY THIS BAD AT LYING.”
“Just relax and enjoy the atmosphere,” I said, sliding a hand down the nape of my neck to get some cool air under my collar.
She turned her head away, resting it on her hand, but her brows were still drawn in thought.
“IS IT ME?” she said suddenly. “IS IT BECAUSE—”
“Not you,” I said. My sweating palms were now planted on my thighs, one thumb digging into the muscle a little too hard.
“WELL, WHAT THEN? THE VET CHECKING YOU OUT? GIVE ME SOME KIND OF SIGN I’M GETTING WARMER.”
The waiter appeared beside the table and lowered the plates of food: one normal size, and one miniature dish normally for cream but right now carrying my meal. They didn’t have cutlery small enough for me so I requested some little wooden toothpicks to skewer my food with. They seemed a little bothered by this, maybe embarrassed by their inability to provide me basic utensils, but I insisted.
Once the waiter had departed, I grabbed up a couple of the wooden toothpicks and began stabbing at my food, and tearing it off, happily stuffing my cheeks.
Pushing at her own meal with a fork, Jen went on:
“SO THEN—?”
“No talking. Eat.”
About halfway through my meal my pace began to slow. Across the table it looked like Jen was almost finished her meal. She paused.
“YOU KNOW WHAT WAS GOING ON WITH REMY?” she said, with a slight perplexed frown. “HE LOOKED PRETTY SICK OR SOMETHING,” her eyes flicked across the table at me “—DON’T YOU THINK?”
I couldn’t answer ‘time travel’ because that topic was now off limits, so I just shrugged and said:
“Homesick, maybe.”
“HE WENT BACK HOME?” she said with surprised interest. “I THOUGHT HE WAS FROM QUEBEC.”
“No.”
“OH, YOU THINK HE’S FROM FRANCE?”
“No. Even further.”
“HOW OLD IS HE, ANYWAY?”
“Older than I realized.”
“I HOPE WHEREVER HE IS, HE’S HAPPY HOW IT ALL TURNED OUT, ‘CAUSE I SURE AM.”
“Gotta be glad it didn’t go some other way,” I concluded aloud. “Like pulling someone else down into my world. They might not like it…”
She reached for her wine but, holding the glass in her palm, was still for a long time, long enough for me to notice and look up. She was staring into the glass, thinking.
Finally she said:
“I WOULD TAKE ONE NIGHT IN YOUR WORLD. I MEAN,” she bit her lip, peering past the wine, into my eyes with something more than curiosity, “IT CAN’T BE THAT BAD…”
“It’s not bad,” I decided aloud. “Just different.”
She was calm again, thoughtful. Then smiled.
“THIS IS A NICE FIT, THOUGH.”
“What is?”
“YOUR SIZE, YOU DOPE.”
Folding her arms over the table, she dipped her head to look me in the eye directly, as if she was about to let me in on a secret, and my gaze got caught by her long eyelashes, moving in time, up and down with their hypnotic fluttering motions:
“IN MY HAND. IN MY PUSSY. IN MY MOUTH. YOU’RE PERFECT.”
I had a horrible feeling the waiter was standing right behind me and recoiled, my head whipping around in horror, but he wasn’t anywhere in sight.
“Jesus, not so loud!”
She stretched back again in her seat, laughing under her breath, then took up her wine glass for another sip.
“Not sure that’s how I would have put it,” I mumbled, after my pulse had winded down a little.
She brought the glass back down to the table again.
“MAYBE IT WAS AN ACCIDENT WHEN IT HAPPENED THE FIRST TIME.” She gave her head a gentle shake: “I DON’T THINK OF IT AS AN ‘ACCIDENT’ ANYMORE.”
I chuckled grimly.
“It was just an accident.”
“OF COURSE. BUT…IT WAS LUCKY.” She shrugged in a self-evident kind of way, and then was silent for a moment. Then she reconsidered: “I’M LUCKY.”
Her eyes fixed on me again, now analytical.
“DON’T YOU THINK IT’S A LITTLE…” Her words pulled away.
“Yes…?” I grunted.
“PROVIDENTIAL.”
“What does that mean?”
“ARRANGED—”
“Not arranged,” I said quickly, ruffled. ‘Arranged’ made me think of arranged marriages – not a helpful image right now.
“NOT ARRANGED,” she corrected herself quickly. “WRONG WORD.” She gave a small sigh, then said more lightly: “…AND I’M ALL OUT OF WORDS. NEVER MIND.”
She looked up and out across the water, tugging one of the long dark-dyed whisker strands in front of her ear and idly twirling it between her fingertips. The strands were kept out of her ponytail so often that they formed their own separate tresses even when her hair was down, like now.
“ANYWAY,” she said, not looking at me and sounding unconcerned, “WHAT WOULD YOU CALL IT?”
“An accident.”
Her hand stopped halfway through the strand, before she let it drop from her fingers as her hand lowered to the table again. She made a small exasperated snort.
I folded my arms.
“Okay. A lucky accident.”
Chapter 13: Proposal by Zerda
A speedboat revved through the water, streaking up the glittery black surface of the bay. Yachts sailed past, interior decks lit golden within, silhouettes of passengers shifting inside. Distant, ghostly music played from one of the boats.
There was a cool draught being carried in from the bay, but at least it was drying the perspiration on my brow. Across from us, a couple were enjoying drinks, the drone of their relaxed voices mildly distracting. Our plates were now empty and Jen had drained the last of her wine glass, though there was still plenty more in the bottles. We’d had some time now for the food to digest.
Trying to stall for time, I tried to smooth my countenance and asked her:
“What are you thinking about?”
She shot me a look, her eyes gleaming out from the candlelit darkness, the look alone made the question seem naïve and unprepared in retrospect.
“LET’S GO FOR A WALK,” she said suddenly.
My countenance faltered in an instant.
“Uh…where?” I stuttered, “Why?”
“IF I PUT YOU DOWN ON THE BEACH,” she began with a devlish smile, “THINK YOU COULD OUTRUN THE INCOMING TIDE?” She added: “SUIT OFF, OBVIOUSLY.”
"Just wait a minute." I leant back on my hands, trying to look around without turning my head.
"WHAT?" Her expression went quizzical. Usually I liked to be the first to leave a venue.
"I just want to sit here a minute. Uh...more wine…”
She topped up my shot glass.
I pushed the glass rim to my mouth, let the rich cherry hit my nostrils and lap my lips but swallowed much less than it looked like. I didn’t need to get drunk right now. That could wait.
Over the top of the glass, my eyes darted into the restaurant’s windows, searching the dimming interior. There was sweat on my brow again, but I stopped my hand running through my hair just in time; didn’t want to mess it up.
Where did the waiter go? The sun was starting to dip below the horizon. We had to get this thing rolling now before the night time crowd swept into the barn! Plus, any moment now Jennifer could get to her feet, snatch me up off the table, leave the restaurant and stalk off into the night, following whatever fey whim snagged her attention.
Not late or early, the suited maître d was like Gandalf the wizard, just suddenly there, standing at the table holding a silver cloche. Jen didn’t look as startled as I felt; maybe she thought it was the check, sometimes they presented it to you in this way, under the silver dome like it was another course.
The man stood patiently to one side as I got to my feet, managing to avoid the temptation of leaning against my glass – or downing more of its contents – for support.
The surrounding restaurant evaporated away, the background music, chatting voices, and clinking cutlery sounds all dimmed. Or maybe everyone really had gone quiet. Either way, the moment seemed surreal and staged somehow, or my diminutive size gave it some added sense of magnitude and naked exposure.
Jen was staring at me with that puzzled look again. Squeezing my hands together, I forced myself to hold her gaze.
“The first time we met,” I began, “I fell in love with your gentleness. You were the only woman who sat down beside me, even though I was in a bad mood, and talked to me and laughed at my jokes. But I was so insecure I didn’t realize what a good thing I had right in front of me and I let you get away. The second time, I didn’t recognize you, but I thought you were the most beautiful woman I’d ever seen. The third time, our first date, you were even more beautiful than the second time, and it was the most sexually charged night of my life. But I am still deeply in love with the gentle woman that I met the first time, with the buoyant, playful sense of wit. I know she is always in there somewhere; I try my hardest to bring her out.”
The broad silver cloche slid down onto the table behind me, like a landing UFO. I went up to it as the maître d lifted the dome to reveal the ring box, which he tactfully opened for me, exposing the ring nestled in the pillow; a white gold band with intricate gold metalwork and prongs surrounding the domed, prismatic center diamond made it look like some miniature exotic imperial crown. Christine had helped me pick it out right after I'd gotten Jasper's approval. She had a better grasp of Jennifer's tastes; God knows I had more experience being a ring, than selecting one.
I walked over the platter and could have sat on the satin ring cushion like a seat, but chose to get down on one knee beside it, taking a deep breath to calm myself and ensure my words didn’t come out in a breathless rush.
Kneeling in front of her great looming upper body, I felt like a little cult member making some ritual offering to appease a Goddess. Not the first time I’d felt like this, but this time I actually had something to offer:
“Jennifer Sofía Tomlin, will you marry me?”
She looked startled. The night buzzed with conspiratorial silence. Out on the water, even the outboard motors' chugging seemed to have paused. There was just the gentle swish of the sea breeze, the soft lap of the tide.
“JERRY,” she murmured, “I WOULD MARRY YOU NINE TIMES OVER.”
“Is that a ‘yes’?”
“YES! IT’S ON! THIS IS HAPPENING!”
The tables around ours broke out with cheers and clapping. I had no idea who any of these people were, but had a funny feeling they all knew who I was, and revelled in their applause all the same; the relief coursing through my body was more potent than the sedative of wine.
Then my body was crushed in her palm and raced upwards off the table before my face was buried beneath her lips in a long kiss that was so forceful it left my cheeks and lips aching.
Once the soles of my shoes came back down against the tabletop, I returned to the platter and, with both hands, took the ring out from the satin cushion and carried it over to her hand, the fingers spreading and straightening, hovering just above the tablecloth.
Her other fingers were in the way of the ring finger so, without hesitation, I climbed up onto the back of her hand and knelt, reaching forward to pull the ring along from the opposite side of her hand.
Her voice beat against the back of my head, thrumming with excitement:
“WHERE DID YOU EVEN GET IT? I MEAN, HOW—?” I could hear her mind working away.
“My secret,” I said, tugging the ring band firm around the proximal phalange of the ring finger. Then, with the ring secured, I slid down from her hand and onto the table again. Admiring it, casting the stone under the moonlight, she said:
“AND YOU CHECKED NO ONE’S LIVING IN HERE...?”
“Very funny.”
*
It was full dark as we returned to the car and began the drive back home. On the way, Jennifer got some rum.
The shadows ran over my head as the car rumbled down the streets, sometimes street lights curved in as the car turned, causing my eyelids to flicker open for a second. My head began to drift back until it settled against the top of her silky dress hem covered mound. She had pushed her dress hem right down between her legs to create a pocket and then tucked me right up at the base of her thighs. Now I lay inside that pocket with my back supported by her crotch because I could barely keep myself upright. My stomach was commanding all my energy to digest my meal, plus portions of hers she had playfully tried to feed me – which I now realized I should have refused – plus samples of the wine.
The dress fabric was like silk sheets and her warm thighs vibrated with car’s purring engine, massaging me to sleep. She was silent for the drive home. It was as if she was as full, placated and tired as I was. But I knew from previous experience, her silence did not mean she was full or placated or tired at all. Silence was merely the calm surface concealing waters that ran deeper and flickered with dark life below.
Her fingers kept dropping down against my head, stroking my hair, running her fingerpads around my temples, and thumbing my scalp, and with her long nails making me feel like my skull was being investigated by bird talons. Due to where I was positioned, held tight in the crevice of her thighs, the only thing separating me from being inside her was the silky curtain of her dress hem. If she’d moved her hand back and down a little more she’d have been stroking herself…
*
Back home, out of the dim, vibrating car interior and under the bright living room lights, with the TV buzzing in the background, my brain was in motion again, enjoying that the fuss was all over for the night, but still trying to take it all in.
It didn’t seem so long ago I was sauntering around the Portugal lobby, pretending to enjoy the ‘Flip’ party and, even moreso, pretending not to notice Jennifer inconveniently in attendance, in the corners of my awareness. Back then I had somehow convinced myself that it was over, we’d both moved on, and now here I was – I was going to be married to her. It was still surreal.
She was in the kitchen pouring more wine. She’d kicked off her heels and changed into her pyjamas. She seemed to be levelling down into ‘rest’ mode and I guessed it wouldn’t be long before she would come in, scoop me up, lie down on the sofa and give me a deep tissue massage that seemed to work to calm her as much as it did me. Then I would fall asleep mid-way through the massage and she would put me to bed, and I would awaken the next morning, newly a fiancé of Jennifer Tomlin. Surreal.
“YOU WANT SOMETHING TO DRINK?” she called out.
“I need a hit of whiskey – now!” I cried, hoping the alcohol would dull my racing thoughts.
“ARE YOU FEELING OKAY?” she joked. I didn’t usually drink, more specifically, I didn’t usually insist on it.
“Better than okay.”
“WELL, THEN,” she said in a quiet voice, almost inaudible, “LET ME FIX YOU UP…”
She ambled back into the living room, wearing a top and shorts covered by a fluffy robe that she didn’t bother to wrap up, and over to the sofa I was sitting on. A shot glass filled with molten orange liquid was placed onto the edge of the coffee table. Her own tumbler was neither white nor red, but black, and smelled like smoky cinnamon caramel. It was the rum.
She slid into a seat on the sofa next to me, the relaxed impact of her posterior onto the cushion bouncing me into the air.
Crawling to the edge of the seat, I made a leap at the coffee table. The wood top flew up too fast against my hands and legs, jolting me over onto my face. Evidently my body was tired, even if my mind wasn’t.
“CAREFUL.”
She put her feet up onto the other side of the coffee table, her bare crossed legs forming a natural bridge that I could have used only moments ago to cross the divide.
I walked up to the shot glass. It was salt-rimmed and the tiny crystals crunched in my mouth, not something I normally did for drinks but it made it more palatable and anyway, I appreciated the fuss. However, this time the whiskey hit the back of my nostrils like gasoline, and the burning made me cough.
“What is it mixed with?” My voice came out a ragged gasp.
“IT’S STRAIGHT,” came the idle reply. “YOU DIDN’T SAY YOU WANTED IT MIXED.”
Wiping some salt off my face, I replied:
“I never take whiskey straight.”
“WELL, YOU DIDN’T SAY THAT,” she answered. “I DON’T EVEN THINK WE HAVE ANYTHING TO MIX WITH WHISKEY. UNLESS YOU WANT SOME MILK AND LEMON IN IT OR WHATEVER YOU PUT IN – GROSS.”
“I meant cola. You don’t put milk and lemon in it. You put milk or lemon in.”
“STILL GROSS. ANYWAY, LIVE A LITTLE.”
“Living ‘little’ is pretty much what I do best,” I sighed, and was dismayed to hear my words already beginning to slur together.
Meanwhile, she hunched forward, sending the huge glass bubble of her goblet towards me and clinking it gently against the much smaller shot glass cradled between my hands.
“SALUD!”
After her goblet had withdrawn again, I tilted my shot glass, bowing my head to take another drink. Unless I was imagining it, the fumes were already making me start to feel woozy. On second thought, the salt probably wasn’t doing my hydration any favors, either, and made a mental note for my next drink to be taken straight from the kitchen faucet.
Three minutes later, once the alcohol was all gone, I forgot the water.
Abandoning the empty glass, I stood with the edge of the table pressed up into my soles, then slid one foot back, poised to make the jump to the sofa. Every time I blinked, the world seemed to disappear for an instant too long behind my eyelids, like my brain needed an extra fraction of time to catch up after each saccade.
Concentrating for what seemed long enough, I launched out. The sofa seat flew forward at me but suddenly rose sharply over my head. My arms stretched out desperately and just managed to grab the edge of the cushion and hold there, the front of my body pressed against the upper base just below the seat cushion. But now I was stuck; lacking the muscular tension in my arms to climb up, plus the couch was swaying even though I was still.
Then, my shoulders pulled tight and upwards as a giant hand took the back of my collar and lifted until I was dangling in the air, before my feet came down onto the couch again. As soon as my collar was released, my balance went with it; I dropped down to my knees.
The alcohol’s anesthesia was beginning to seep around my body, tingling my nerve endings into a pleasant numbness. I was about to get up and try wandering over to her, climb onto her thigh and press myself against her stomach, while she wrapped a hand around me and massaged me against her – this was our version of hugging – but then her legs pulled down from the coffee table, sofa frame groaning, she stood up and wandered out of the living room.
So I sat where I was, legs crossed, digging my nails into my ankles in an effort to stay awake. The living room circled around in my vision and began to fade…
—My eyes snapped open. There were rustling noises coming from another room of the house. Then padding footsteps, out of one room and into another. Then nothing.
Suddenly, it occurred to me out of nowhere: there had to be some interesting cheeses in the fridge to pair with the Zinfandel.
No, it was too late. Time for bed.
I gingerly got to my feet and the world swirled around me. Alarmed, I lowered again, crawling on hands and knees to the edge of the sofa, extending my legs out over the side, and hauling myself down. It was as if I’d forgotten how to climb; I hung off the edge, not able to figure out what to do with my feet. Impatient, I let go.
The rug flew up and the impact jumped through my spine and then I was lying on my back. Groaning, I rolled over and began to crawl across the rug towards the other side of the room. Halfway along, I pushed myself to my feet. Again the room whirled.
Suddenly the floor struck my butt and I was slumped forward with my legs out straight. Taking a deep breath, I let my eyelids droop. This was only for a few seconds, but ended up being a minute. Then two minutes. My breath relaxed …
—A sudden presence; a feeling of someone else in the room.
My eyelids opened, head jerked up and the room flickered back into view. Or, view in part.
A humungous shadow was blocking my vision, poised like some gigantic wild cat about to pounce. Giant hands pressed against the carpet some distance on either side of me, the upper body hunched down, head turned to the side, cocked to peer into my face.
Her eyes peered in at me questioningly. When I blinked and my pupils focused on hers, a slow smile spread over her lips. Her face blurred and then sharpened, and then swam out of focus again.
“HI, THERE,” the blurry silhouette said in a low, hushed tone, but weirdly thrumming in and out of my hearing.
One huge fingertip stuck itself into my immediate visual field to prod at my shoulder, investigating my balance.
Result: not good.
I went back, and back, until my scalp bumped into the floor. And lay there, blinking stupidly against the vibrant ceiling light.
“OOPS,” she giggled, and gracefully rose back up onto her feet again until she towered over me. Her giant bare feet bordered the perimeter of my body, toes turning inward at me and pausing. Her dark silhouette stretched up at the ceiling as she surveyed me.
“A LITTLE HEAVY ON THE SAUCE THERE, DON’T YOU THINK? THAT’S OKAY. I’LL TAKE CARE OF YOU…”
She was still giggling, shaking her head faintly as her feet then padded away over the carpet until it seemed it was just me in the room again.
I strained to sit up but the moment I moved, the walls rotated around like I was inside a giant hamster wheel. In defeat, my back went down against the carpet again as if it weighed a ton.
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
Horrible déjà vu. Like a waking bad dream.
Cold sweat on my face, on the back of my neck, my palms, down my sides. The ceiling light was too bright, snapping at my eyes, forcing them closed.
Don’t fall asleep, Jerry…Come on, man! Keep it together!
Last time I’d woken up after feeling like this, I’d been treated to my head being rammed up her rear like a suppository.
But this time was different; I got her the ring and took her out and I proposed to her—
—what have I done wrong here?!
I took a deep breath.
It was nothing. Just paranoia creeping in…
Lethargy was closing in, too, the world receding further into mist with every passing second…
—Thudding over the carpet. A shadow stretched over my body, blocking the ceiling light again. It made it easier for my pained eyes to see but I didn’t want to look.
Something clasped around my ankle and the floor started sliding along, bumping beneath my spine as I was dragged on my back by one leg. Then the floor dropped away entirely as I was lifted upside down into the air by one leg. The blood ran down my torso and started filling up my head, making me feel heavier than ever, like a ball on the end of a chain.
The living room rug was swaying far below my head, my arms limply stretched down as if reaching for it. The rug turned to polished tiles.
More soft feminine laughter, the floor went dark and the world disappeared into fuzzy white oblivion…
Chapter 14: Scratched by Zerda
A flat surface was pressing hard against my back. My limbs were leaden and wouldn’t obey. They were pulled into strange positions and I couldn’t compel them back: my arms were spread out on either side, bent at the elbow with my hands above my head, causing my pectorals to be stretched taut. My legs were pulled straight, connected at the ankle and wouldn’t separate.
All my clothes had been removed since I last remembered: I was naked except for a pair of briefs. In retrospect, even the allowance of that tiny modesty was generous.
Something soft but thick clogged up my mouth, keeping my incisors separated and I couldn’t spit it out. It felt like a wad of cloth and was stuffed in deep; any further and it would have been gagging my throat. In fact, it was; rammed against my tonsils, I just didn’t realize it: hadn’t yet passed my eight minute breath limit.
Apart from the dizziness of intoxication, making my limbs heavy and limp, and itching my eyes with fatigue, the weirdest sensation was the anomalous tingling numbness radiating out from my left pectoral, like a cold pack had been left there too long. So cold that it made the rest of my body feel clammy and hot by comparison.
“Ahhhhrrrgghh!” I cried into the gag.
Because that’s what it was, I now realized. A gag. Not like it had ended up there by accident.
There was an electric pain and coppery tang on one side of my mouth; I must have accidentally bit my tongue, and hard. It must have been before the gag was put in, maybe while I was hanging upside down, unconscious. Tears sprung into my eyes and I shut them.
When I opened them again and my mind was a little clearer, I made out the kitchen ceiling expanding out far above my head, lighting up the bizarre scene.
I was stretched out on my back on the dining table, lying on thick white napkins placed over the table surface. The things pulling my arms out were binds of thick cotton twine, like rope, and the spool was across the table; the same spool that had once been used to string me up to her hand like a human puppet. The ends of the pieces of string tying each of my limbs were weighed down by heavy books to keep them taut.
Only now it became apparent there was an ice cube sitting on my left pectoral, just beginning to melt. It occurred to me: below the left pectoral was the heart.
Oh God what was this.
The wine may have relaxed my body, but not my insides, which were writhing in mounting dread and nausea. The whole scene being put together before me had my hair beginning to stand on end: the way my limbs were pulled out in the cold with my belly exposed, almost like the fucking Vitruvian Man, didn’t so much strike me as sexual, but surgical – or like a frog about to be turned into a biology class lesson. A vision flashed in my head: having my heart cut out and eaten.
Had I bet on the wrong horse all this time? If she was crazy, why was it only coming out now? I’d known her for years, and I mean, yeah, she acted ‘crazy’ sometimes – how you’d offhand describe someone who was weird or extreme – but not a literal institution-escapee kind of way.
My thoughts were racing ahead of themselves in panic.
No, I decided. She wasn’t crazy like that. I would know. Jesus, I’d known her long enough. Did people really just snap, go psychotic, from the sheer excitation of a marriage proposal? Had that ever happened in history, like even once?
But the logic did not cut it for my instincts. There was always that first time. Sweat was spilling down my temples, and down my armpits, mixing with the melting ice, and pooling beneath my back, making the napkins itch. I shifted my shoulders up and down rapidly, trying to scratch my back against the table, and the napkins made a plastic rustling sound.
They weren’t napkins. It was a big, thick medical absorbent pad, the upside cotton, the downside plastic – the kind of thing you’d throw down in a hospital to catch body fluid spills. At this recognition, my gut pulled tighter than the string binds restraining my wrists and ankles.
The tumbler of rum, now drained, stood at the other end of the table, along with a wine glass, the bottom stained with deep blood red, the Zinfandel. She didn’t get drunk easily. But when she did, she got reckless and delirious. How many previous drinks had been poured into those glasses up until now?
The chilled tingling started up in my chest again. I wrenched against the binds, trying to shift my chest enough to jar the ice cube until it slipped off my chest onto the sheeting. But this seemed to make me even colder.
Actually, the cause was a cool draught sweeping in from an opening doorway across the room. There was a muted padding across the floor and then it stopped nearby, leaving the sense of unseen presence hovering over me, like an episode of sleep paralysis – the kind that spawned myths of succubae visitations – not to mention I was paralyzed by the string binds.
Small, panicked moans escaped my throat before I could stop them.
"JERRY, DON'T STRUGGLE,” came Jennifer’s low voice. “YOU'RE TIED UP FOR YOUR OWN GOOD. WHAT I'M ABOUT TO DO, IF YOU MOVE, YOU COULD REALLY HURT YOURSELF."
‘What?’ I tried to say, ‘What are you doing?’ but it came out something like: ‘Mmm mmm mm mmmm?’
She got the gist of it, and explained:
“MARRIAGE IS AN AGREEMENT, SO THIS IS LIKE MY SIGNATURE. AND IT’S GOING TO BE PERMANENT.”
Her voice was oddly calm, pensive and not entirely sober.
She moved around the table and into my sight, wearing just a t-shirt, underwear and – by the sound of her muted footsteps – socks.
With a clunk, a hand-held object appeared in view on the tabletop just past my feet. One part looked like a black pen, with a thicker shaft, and the tip of the pen ended in a sharp silver dart shaped a little like a quill tip. The pen’s ribbed grip connected to a multi-part, device with metal bolts, springs, and a small motor. A miniature rotary device like a handheld sewing machine.
Just looking at the sharp pen tip and my stomach sank. The gleaming steel tip underscored my suspicion of medieval surgery. At my size, the device looked like a piece of manufacturing plant equipment that had been ripped out of the wall.
She was now unwinding a power cord which was had been plugged into the wall socket, a jack at the other end slotted into a DC power supply unit connected by a cord into the rotary device.
A pair of rubber surgical gloves was snapped over her hands; her long nails still visibly pushing out beneath the rubber fingertips. Then a paper square was ripped open, containing an alcohol wipe, which she dabbed over my pectoral, where the ice cube had been sitting. My numbed chest felt neither the dampness nor the pressure of the rub, but the wipe sent a burst of pure, sharp ethanol sting into my nostrils, not unlike the earlier wine fumes but minus all the sweet fruit flavor and calming vibes. It made me feel dizzy, and deepened my dread.
One gloved hand gripped around the ribbed pen shaft, lining up the tip with my chest. Up close I realized the needle tip was comprised of several tinier needles bunched together.
She switched the machine on, and contrary to expectation, it emitted only a whisper soft humming, which meant I could still hear my heart pounding in my ears. The motor was rotating, causing the needles to lance rapidly in and out of the pen tip. If her hand slipped the sharp nub would lance right through my heart.
‘You can’t be serious!’ I tried to scream, but it came out in another incoherent stream of gagged moans.
“KEEP STILL,” she said, “IT’LL JUST BE LIKE A TINY SCRATCH…”
This wasn’t reassuring, in fact, even more disturbing was the dreamy haze of her pupils from the rum and wine.
Her great upper body leaned over me, loose ponytail keeping her hair out of the way. A couple of rubberized fingertips of one hand pushed against my solar plexus, pulling the skin down, keeping it taut while her other hand held the pen grip, aiming the needle at my heart, which was flapping around inside my ribs like a dying fish.
The gleaming steel lance continued to grow and grow in my perception, heading straight for my heart.
"Aaaaaaaargh!" I screamed into the cloth stuffed in my mouth, trying to kick my heels against the ankle binds, managing to jolt my torso against the table.
She paused, drawing back. The fingers tensing my solar plexus lifted and a sharp nail gave me a cautionary poke in the belly, but so hard it winded me. She’d only meant it gently but the length of her nail combined with her inebriation made her misjudge her own strength. Now fighting an abdominal cramp for air, I tossed my head, bumping my scalp against the tabletop, then whipped it sideways, the shining quill tip, a little nearer every instant, too unbearable to watch. The smell of latex descended as one giant rubber hand descended over my head as a thumb print settled against my forehead, gently pinning my head to the tabletop and holding it in place, which also kept me from moving my torso.
The micro needle tips punched repeatedly through the topmost layer of my numbed chest, creating a buzzing sensation and tiny spikes like insect bites.
“Gnnnggngg!” My jaw grinded around the gag, sparking up the pain in my bitten tongue.
Over the next several minutes, the tips bit into my skin again and again. Her eyes were glued on my pec, in another world of focus, on the marks being drawn into the skin and filled out by injections of ink.
I couldn’t see – didn’t want to see – what she was drawing but it felt like a curving line, another curving line, some straight lines, and some sharp stabs like dots. As her face hovered low over me, her hot alcoholic breath steamed against my brow, until sweat was dripping down my face and my head swirled feverishly. She reached across for a tissue and dabbed my temples.
Now my lungs were growing achingly tight; the eight minute window was over, and I realized the gag was stuffing up my throat (probably the result of one of her long nails accidentally driving it in too far).
I tried to yell again but could only get out choking noises. She ignored this for a few seconds until realizing it was serious, and pulled at the gag. A wad of cotton emerged from my mouth, white stained with red. It wasn’t a gag; but a small wad of bandage.
“YOU BIT YOUR TONGUE,” she said gently.
I went to say, ‘No kidding,’ but it came out in an incoherent mumble; I couldn’t move my tongue without it breaking out in searing pain. At least the bleeding seemed to have stopped.
The needle tip dropped against my chest again, delivering its prickling buzzing.
She finished the tattoo and then the quill was pulled away and the machine was switched off.
My whole chest wall swelled in and out in jerks, my respiration so heavy it sounded like I was sobbing as I groaned for breath. Her massive form seemed to collapse over me as she lowered herself over the table to press kisses to my brow.
“IT'S OKAY..." she soothed, vibrating the tunnel of my ear, before letting her tongue lap around my temples as if to wipe away the perspiration, but it was so big and sticky that it accidentally swiped and gripped at my eyelashes as it did so, "...IT'S DONE."
She straightened up again, and with her thumb no longer pinning my head, I tucked my chin in to glance down. The skin where the pen had just been applied was reddening, surrounding the new tattoo. From my perspective the ink was upside down, but to an observer it was a brand stamping my chest that read ‘J.S.T.’ in stylized flourishing font suggesting it had been done by a female hand.
My head fell back and I stared up at the ceiling, not really seeing anything. The after-effect of the wine wasn’t a sense of relaxation and wellbeing anymore, but queasiness. Apart from the stinging, my chest felt light; a misplaced sense of relief: my insides weren’t going to be hacked into with a scalpel…
…well, not tonight, at least. But I was not to know that, in less than twenty four hours, they would be.
“I’LL BE BACK IN A SECOND,” she said, unplugging the machine, bundling up the cord and device in her hands, “JUST GETTING SOME BANDAGE TAPE.”
As soon as she’d disappeared from the room, I began wrenching with ungodly might at the arm binds, using all the strength in my back. Joints and vertebrae groaned, muscle strained, and pectoral flesh stung in anger. I gritted my jaw, doing everything possible to stifle my voice. Jen had an uncanny sense of hearing, and she might catch even a small high-pitched cry from outside the room.
Ignoring the pain, I felt the strings sliding from under the books. As they loosened, I used the increased freedom of movement in my arms to pump them against the string, tugging out even more, until my left arm made a sudden jolt of motion as the end of the string came out from under the book. With my newly freed left hand, I grabbed the string around my right arm and used the strength of both hands to work that free, then sat up and used my tiny delicate hands to undo the knots that bound my ankles.
With all limbs free I jumped up and raced over the table to the edge, the strings around my wrists draping after me, as if just begging to have me made into a human puppet again. In fact, I was worried that’s what might happen if I was caught, but I couldn’t undo the strings on my wrists using only one of my hands at a time.
Leaping down from the table onto the seat of one of the chairs, I then slid down a chair leg like a fireman down a pole, and once my feet hit the shiny tiles, started sprinting across the floor. A cool draught swept along the ground, waking my brain up.
In the living room, the floor was built up with the mega-sized forms of the couches, coffee table, and TV stand. Running up to an armchair closest to the door at the other end, I dropped to my knees and crawled underneath, commando style, the furry rug brushing against my front, making the irritated skin around my tattoo itch. The black sheet of underside fabric blotted out the room except for the perimeter of light surrounding the base, providing a view up to ankle high; a view of feet if she were to come into the room. But she hadn’t returned yet.
One of my arms snapped back, grabbed by something, and my heart nearly burst out of my chest.
The end of the string had gotten caught on one of the metal hinges on the reclining mechanism. In a panic, I seriously considered gnawing at the string like a rat, but decided to use my human brain to work, patiently unraveling the braided strands until it frayed and came loose. Then I wound the strings around my hands like a boxer’s handwraps so they didn’t catch on anything else.
The air was still and silent. I braced myself just below the edge of the chair, then rolled out and began sprinting across the floor to the entrance leading into the hallway. It was lit, totally exposing me as I ran over the tiles and veered into the open guest bedroom.
Maybe I slept in the master bedroom, but I thought of the guest bedroom as mine, if only because she rarely came in here – except to look for me. Under the spare bed, hidden behind an empty shoe box, I’d been secretly working away at a cracked section of the wall, now an open panel held together with tape, which could be folded inward like a cat flap, leading into a dark slot on the other side of the drywall. One of the problems with being shrunk was that nothing was made for my size anymore; sometimes the bedrooms were just too big and exposed to provide a true sense of privacy. The hole in the wall might only lead into a dark, drywall dungeon, but at least I knew I could be properly alone in there to change clothes, jerk off, goof around, whatever.
I clicked on the miniature flashlight lying on the ground just inside the hole, which illuminated my Batman costume stored within – appropriate; it was a cave – which I started to pull on. I wanted some ‘armor’ to protect my tender, stinging chest, and the soft leather padding making up the muscled bodysuit was the most rugged clothing I had, plus offered my face and hands extra protection in the cowl and gloves. Also lying on the ground was a modified grappling rifle that I’d been working on before I’d been miniaturized the second time
The barrel was a small air compressor which shot out the line, attached not to a hook, but an adhesive strip; a couple of spare strips I kept tucked in the belt of my costume. A separate cord reel mechanism retracted the line, but if the adhesive was glued to a surface some feet away, what it actually did was send me speeding at the surface, as was intended. The gun wasn’t perfect: every time it was activated the adhesive strip had to be replaced for another use, which wasn’t possible if it was stuck against a wall or ceiling and I was dangling off the end. Plus the reel tended to over-extend and jam and refuse to retract. Most inconvenient, with the dual bulk of the compressor and the reel attached, it was too big for me to carry around easily; I had to drag it over the floor with two hands, and a tiny Batman dragging around an oversized grapping gun didn’t flatter the image I was going for, but it was better than nothing.
First, I spent a moment patiently working at the strings wrapped around my wrists, using each hand and my teeth, until finally the knots loosened and the binds came free.
Then, with the suit on, I wedged the flashlight into the wall flap to hold it open while I began to drag the gun out—
And froze.
“JERRY?”
Her voice floated into the room, originating some rooms across the house. She must have returned to the kitchen area and noticed I’d gone, which was a breach of house rule number one: don’t run from Jennifer Tomlin. Now I was going to breach house rule number two: don’t hide from Jennifer Tomlin.
Footsteps thumped over the tiles, with rapid purpose.
Without another moment’s hesitation, I crammed the gun back inside the hole, pulled the flashlight inside, clicked it off and pushed my shoulder into the back of the flap to shut it, and hold it there.
Another echo down the hallway, low and ironic:
"THE FIRST NIGHT OF OUR ENGAGEMENT AND YOU'RE ALREADY IGNORING ME."
The night was made complete when you said ‘yes’, I wanted to say, now don’t push your luck.
“JERRY, IF I SAID SOMETHING OR DID SOMETHING THAT OFFENDED YOU, THEN I APOLOGIZE.”
A long pause, straining for my response, if any.
“TELL ME WHAT I DID WRONG…LET ME SWEEP YOU OFF YOUR FEET AND KISS YOU AND MAKE YOU FEEL ALL BETTER.”
Her voice was much louder, closer, while the footsteps slowed as they entered the hallway, measured and as light as possible, though slight vibrations ran through the wall panel pressed against me.
"THE TATTOO LOOKS GREAT," she tried again, now forcibly calm, "I PROMISE. JUST GIVE IT TIME TO HEAL. LOOK, BABY…” she made a small huffing sound of irritation, “…NO ONE HAS TO KNOW. AND SO WHAT? IT TELLS PEOPLE THAT I LOVE YOU."
The guest room door hinge groaned, the light switch flicked, casting cracks around the wall panel with a glowing outline. The thumping became fuzzy onto the carpet, and even more cautious as it seemed to move around the bed. Then pause. She must have been kneeling down to look under the bed.
The rubber cowl was growing slimy against my face and my heart hammered. I was charged up with thrilling dread, like I was being hunted. She was my girlfriend – correction, fiancée – but she was also ten times my size and strength, and a tendency to flaunt it.
The room light clicked off again.
My eyes closed, though in pitch black it didn’t make a difference.
Wasting no time, I flicked on the flashlight and propped it under the wall panel to keep it up, while I dragged the cumbersome gun through. Then continued to drag the gun over the carpet and out of the room. With a preliminary glance out the doorway, checking that the hallway was empty, my pace increased with the gun sliding more easily over the polished tiles.
Only then in the hallway I realized: the flashlight was still switched on, and half wedged in the wall. To be as fast as possible, I’d have to drop the gun on the floor and run back, in which time she might come by and snatch and confiscate the gun, which I had been working quietly away at for weeks, a personal hobby horse.
I kept going back down the hall, pushing the gun in front of me, my pace increasing to jog.
Lifting one end of the gun off the floor, I started trying push it along like a wheelbarrow (without a wheel). But it accidentally flew out of my hands and made a clattering noise against the tiles which, in the silence, seemed to echo out like sonar signal. My heart dropped.
The air was still, the pounding in my head was only my racing blood.
Yanking up the end of the gun, I pushed it past the end of the hallway, the living room expanded panoramically into view and, at the same time, from somewhere behind, the sound of a door being pushed aside until it banged into the wall, with the urgency of someone halting, dropping everything, and—
Thud thud thud THUD THUD THUD –
A rapid string of quaking noises, like an oncoming train pounding over rails, louder and louder, bowling straight at me from behind. She’d heard the gun drop and she was racing back down the hall – actually physically running because she had surely now seen me.
There was no time to look back. Grunting and wailing with my exertions, I shoved the gun across the floor with all my might. My sweat heavy cowl was slipping over my eyes but kept moving, half blind, guided by the feeling of the tiles turning to rug. Having lifted the end of the gun gave me extra speed, but it wasn’t enough, I was panting, out of breath, and the footsteps were almost on top of me—
I pointed the gun’s muzzle into the shadowy floor beneath the two seat sofa, and taking aim at the inside of one of the legs, pulled the compression trigger. With a sharp hiss the line burst across the floor, the adhesive stamped into the inside sofa leg and held. Normally I gave the adhesive a second for the gel to firmly seal against the surface, but there was no time. Praying it wouldn’t jam, I pulled the release catch for the reel, which whirred into life; recoil jolted through my arms as the line yanked me off my feet and clumsily dragging me and the gun over the carpet (and, unfortunately, not Batman-style through the air).
Next instant I was in the dark rectangle beneath the sofa, up against the inside leg.
Her voice rang out from above:
“WHAT THE FUCK—?”
The rug fibers whispered under my bare feet; the rubber boots had come off as I’d been dragged over the floor. They lay across the rug some distance behind, until a pair of giant, smooth bare feet trod next to them, shadow deepening before the boots were each captured between feminine long nailed fingertips and plucked up into the air.
My hands were now scrabbling over the adhesive strip, disconnecting it from the line, the damn leathery gloves sweaty and sliding around my fingers. Frustrated, I yanked the Velcro straps back and ripped the gloves off.
The rug-muffled thuds halted immediately beside the sofa, then rustling as she dropped down to the floor, thrusting an arm beneath to snake after me.
Her rumbling grunt came at my back, as her hand fished into the dark under the seat frame for me:
“JUST GET OVER HERE, WILL YOU?”
Fingertips scratched at the hem of my cape as they made a frantic snatch, but just missed me. But any closer and they might have swiped my ankles and flipped me over onto the ground. Foiled, the hand withdrew again. She could have gone around the other side of the sofa, but maybe she was worried I’d try to shoot her with the gun, not that it would do any good.
A moment later, the footsteps receded over the tiles as she stalked off, back down the hallway, her pace driven and purposeful. It wasn’t an excuse for respite. She’d be back, sooner rather than later. She would return with an ‘extraction tool’, such as a broom.
I pulled a fresh strip of adhesive out of my belt and fitted it onto the line, then pushed the gun out from under the sofa and began sliding it along the tiles leading into the master bedroom, and deciding not to deploy the gun again unless as a last resort; the compressor’s sharp hiss would be like a siren telling her immediately where I was.
Outside the room, the rustling sounds from the living area. She was back, poking around under the sofa. This went on for about a minute. While she was distracted looking under the chairs, I scrabbled up the overhanging quilt onto the queen bed and grabbed my miniature pillow amidst her giant ones – unused in over a week now – then raced back over the bouncy mattress and slid down the overhanging blanket again.
I planned to smuggle it back to the ‘cave’ in the wall and sleep there the night; get a moment of peace to wind down from the rush of proposing, intoxication from the wine, and the adrenaline of getting tattooed, then return to the bedroom in the early morning, once she had come down from her own proposal high.
Once the rustling, probing noises beyond had stopped, I began pushing the gun back over the floor into the living room, which was now empty again. Moving between each chair in turn for cover, I was eventually heading back down the hallway.
As I reached the entrance to the guest bedroom, the sound of footsteps came from the other end of the hallway, from what sounded like the laundry, which was at the opposite end of the house to the master bedroom. She had probably been looking for another ‘extraction tool’. It no longer mattered; I was home free inside the guest bedroom now, and pushing my gun along the carpet, under the spare bed towards my ‘cave’.
Then stopped in dismay.
The empty shoe box had been pushed aside. The wall flap was no longer propped open with the flashlight. The hole was shut and sealed up with overlapping strips of mounting tape. Rushing at it, I began pulling at one of these strips, the topmost, trying to peel it away, but it was so gummy I wasn’t strong enough…
The bedroom light clicked on, turning the whole room intense vanilla. I blinked as, behind me, soft steps came onto the carpet, ominously unhurried, as if knowing the game was up. Her murmur surrounded me:
"SORRY,” she said vaguely, “BUT I'M GOING TO CALL A PLASTERER TOMORROW. REALLY ATTRACTED TO TIGHT, DARK SPACES, AREN'T YOU…?"
Without thinking, I spun around and raced along under the length of the bed. In a heartbeat she was on the ground, stretching forward stomach to floor, crawling in on her forearms before sending a hand surging after me.
My cape yanked back, pulling me up off my feet, then I was hovering along just above the carpet before zooming way up above the bed as she straightened up again.
There was jerking sensation like being shot out of a cannon as the grip on my cape released, the bedroom walls became a blur as I was zooming through space again, much higher, until the ceiling came spinning at my face. My arms and legs paddled around helplessly in mid-air as I tumbled back down, before I was jerked through the air by my shoulders as my cape was snagged again, pulled down, and then my entire body rocketing back up, spinning madly, and falling back down to earth...
My shoulders went tight again as the cape was snatched and yanked, tossed up into the air, and as the cape unfurled, it was then seized victoriously in a fist, whirled around, and thrown up again, pulling me along with it, like a tiny hammer throw. As I came down, she missed my cape and in an effort to keep me airborne, bounced me on her fingertips to launch me up again.
This went on and on for several minutes, until my stomach was practically turning itself inside out with nausea. I groaned and my voice was immediately ripped out of my throat by the whooshing air as I went somersaulting down, back into her awaiting hand, which caught my cape and sent me shooting up towards the ceiling again…
This time, as I fell, she missed my cape with both hands, and on impulse, brought a thigh up just in time, pumping it smack into my front, crushing the air out of my chest as it bounced me high into the air again.
“SO CLOSE…!” she teased, and her voice seemed to spin around my head.
This was too much for me.
“Stop!” I squeaked breathlessly. “I need a rest!”
I collapsed into a limp, black leathery ball onto the palms of her hands, and remained there. The room seemed to swivel around me even though I was still. I was dizzy; couldn’t run even if she’d put me down onto the floor and gave me a head start. One of my hands drifted clumsily against my chest, battering at the padded leather covering my pectoral; the sweat running down my chest was making my tattoo itch and sting.
Her hand lifted until I was cradled against the wall of her chest as she flicked off the bedroom light, and then the walls were wobbling around, she was traipsing out of the bedroom and back down the hallway, my body bobbed limply, her breast against my back. She continued to switch off lights through the house until we came into the master bedroom.
She dropped into a seat on the end of the queen bed, placing me down on her thigh for a moment, her upper body leaning over me as her nails worked into my costume, digging beneath the leather to peel it away from my flesh. It was less elastic than my Superman costume, and required more force to remove, my extremities strained as she pulled at the bodysuit. Struggling got me nowhere, and in fact only helped shift my limbs out of the sleeves and leggings. As the fingers shifted around my body, nails dug painfully into random vulnerable areas. A pair of fingertips pinched one of the ears of the cowl while another pair clasped my jaw and pulled, peeling the cowl off my head before the entire bodysuit could be slid down my torso and exposing my naked flesh to the cool night air.
The suit finally came free from around my ankles, and was put over onto the bedside table, as her fingers wrapped around my back. The thumbnail dug into my jaw, tipping my head back so the thumb could slide in and gently massage my throat, seeming to savor the feeling of my carotid artery throbbing rapidly against the sensitive thumbpad.
I swallowed against the pressure at my neck.
“So you want to have sex.”
“KIND OF THE POINT, JERRY.”
“Is it? I like to look at you. I can’t see you when I’m inside.”
"COME ON. A GUY WITH YOUR BODY. I'M NOT GOING TO PUT YOU IN A GLASS CABINET TO ADMIRE. YOU ARE MADE FOR MY USE.”
Swallowing, I stared up into her eyes, which surveyed my face as if from a distance, already in contemplation of things I couldn’t even imagine, but whatever thoughts on her mind not being revealed in her deceptively calm expression.
Chapter 15: Dangerous When Wet by Zerda
Beige walls surrounded on all sides, with sunny overhead lights shining over the gleaming metal faucets and towel racks. We were in the bathroom of the master bedroom, Jen was curved over the edge of the bath rub, its porcelain basin more like a swimming pool at my size, and deeper. She ran her hand through the rising water, checking the temperature, and then disappeared out of the bathroom for a moment.
In the meantime, I stood up on the polished resin surface of the sink countertop overlooking the bath, watching the water climbing up the inside edge.
She reappeared, now bundled with the roses of earlier, and, shutting the water off when it was very deep, began plucking all the petals off, tossing them in into the bath, until the water was dappled with curled, crimson pads like a lily pond. At my size, the petals were as big as lily pads.
She stepped over to me at the sink, her wet hands outstretched one moment and sliding around my torso the next. I was wrenched from the countertop, whirled around to face the bath tub and then – with a sickening plummeting – felt myself leave her hands, flying, falling, my arms pinwheeling, before – splash! – the water roared up over my ears.
I broke up through the water, velvety red petals sticking to my head, and began to tread the surface, while she towered over the bath, removing her t-shirt and underwear. Then her long smooth legs were sliding into the water, followed by a wall of toned stomach, her muscles flexing powerfully as the rest of her form sunk into the water to fill up one side of the bath while she stretched her legs out along the bath floor until her feet burst up out of the water on my other side, tendons flexing as the soles pressed against the inside edge. With her arms draped along the sides of the bath, she gave a deep breath as her form relaxed against the ceramic, her breasts heaving gently just on the surface of the water, red petals clinging to the undersides, nipples even darker red and pointing at me. She let her posture relax like this for a moment, her face still faintly flush with alcohol, and eyes dilated.
The pair of long, toned legs wavered around dimly beneath the red petals, stretching and shifting below the water, while at the end of the bath, the toes curled and wiggled. Starting to tire of treading water, I was about to lean back and float on my back for a little while when her massive form rose and scooted forward along the basin floor until her knees came up and surfaced out of the water, stuck with petals, on either side of me, whilst both of her arms came shooting towards me like two pale anacondas. Each hand gently clasped each of my palms between the velvety soft fingertips of her pointer and thumb, holding me level with the top of the water. Then she drew me back across the tub, dragging me through the water by my arms. As her straightened arms began to bend inwards, drawing me towards the swollen mounds of her chest.
Just as I thought she was going to lift me up onto her chest, she began to straighten her arms again, gently taking me backwards with her hands, moving me away from her. At the same time, she extended each of her middle fingers outwards against either side of my ribs to stabilize my torso, the long nails of each middle finger digging a little into spaces between my ribs, sharply uncomfortably but not painful. Then she sent me a tender smile that sucked the air out of my lungs.
When her arms were straight again, she began to gently draw me in towards her chest once again. She did this repeatedly, sweeping me in, and then out, tugging in and moving back, until I felt, a little uncomfortably, like a baby being taught how to swim or being accustomed to water though – even more uncomfortably – it struck me I was even smaller than a baby, much smaller, closer in size to a toy that a baby might play with.
Tilting my neck back until the water was lapping against my scalp, my eyes ran lazily over the enormous features of her face, and her dark dyed hair with white-blonde tip falling around one breast into the water. Telling myself this was the woman I was going to marry didn’t make it feel any more real. She continued to tug me gently in the water, I basked in her affectionate smile and her amused delight of steering me back and forth in the water by my arms, letting her enjoy the cuteness of it, even if it made me blush at my own tiny helplessness; unable to get my hands free of her grip if I wanted to.
Letting the hypnotic motion carry on, my relaxation deepened into sleepiness, my eyes wandered, she lost my attention for a moment and one of her middle fingers stroked my ribs, trying to draw my eyes back to her face again. Even getting these small spontaneous rubs below the water’s surface, without warning, thrilled me into awareness.
As she kept me held on the surface, it gave my legs and arms a much needed rest from treading water. Only my shoulders cramped a little from my arms being tugged back and forth, but I was too embarrassed to tell her to be any gentler when she was being incredibly gentle already.
Above, the air quavered with her soft humming as she continued to push and pull me in the water. The thrumming tones dampened my awareness again, my eyelids fell shut. My arms tightened as they were tugged forwards, and then the tips of her middle fingers gave my ribcage a soft, pincering squeeze, one on either side, I blinked and stared up at her again, and then my arms were tugged forward…
Suddenly I was being lifted by my hands out of the water, rising up past her breasts until I was suspended, naked and dripping, right in front of her eyes, which fixed on my face with curiosity.
“WAKEY WAKEY,” she said, her voice booming directly into my face, “WHY ARE YOU SO SLEEPY?”
“I’m…I’m just relaxed,” I said, unable to shrug with my arms stretched up over my head. I didn’t understand her question; it was nearly bedtime and I’d been running around; I was entitled to be sleepy.
“CAN’T HAVE THAT JUST YET, DARLING…” she muttered as she lowered me.
She placed me down on the edge of the bath while she slid forward and fitted an extension cord over the faucet, attached to a handheld spray nozzle.
"What's that for?" I said, after she’d slid back against the other end of the bath, and placed me down in the water again.
"THIS,” she answered, “IS MY MAGIC WAND. IT'S GOT A LITTLE JOB TO DO. SO DO YOU, IN FACT."
She eyed me calmly, resting her arms over the sides of the bath again, gripping the nozzle in one hand.
"NOW YOU HAVE A CHOICE. ONE OF YOU IS GOING TO BE TAKING CARE OF MY BOOBS, WHILE THE OTHER IS GOING TO BE FIXING ME UP DOWN BELOW. THE WAND DOESN'T HAVE A PREFERENCE SO...WHICH IS IT GOING TO BE?”
“The first one,” I said quickly.
“DON’T BE SO HASTY. WE’RE YET TO DETERMINE WHETHER THOSE TINY LUNGS CAN BEAT OUT MY WAND.”
“What?”
“WELL, IF YOU’RE SO KEEN ON STAYING ABOVE SEA LEVEL, YOU HAVE TO WALK THE WALK.” She smirked. “OTHERWISE YOU’RE GOING TO SWIM THE SWIM.”
I was lowered past her body, and rotated until I was staring into the bath water, brought so close my cheek was almost lapped by the surface.
“TAKE A BIG GULP AND WE’LL SEE WHAT YOU’RE CAPABLE OF.”
Leaning out past her hand, I sucked in a mouthful of water, and pulled my head back. With my cheeks puffed out, I was lifted again, as her ballooning breast filled up my visual field, her swollen red nipple approaching my chest before I was stopped, meters away.
“GIVE IT YOUR BEST SHOT.”
I held the red bulb in my sights, concentrating, trying to line my head up.
“I’LL COUNT YOU IN,” she said, “ONE…TWO…THREE…GO!”
At ‘go’, her thumb dug up under my ribcage, causing the water to spill out of my mouth in a series of convulsive coughs, falling far short of her nipple and into the bathwater below.
“Y-y-ou—” I spluttered hoarsely, “y-you che—” my voice broke up into a breathless wheeze.
She observed me without reaction.
“AW. NICE TRY. BUT I THINK THE WAND CAN TAKE IT FROM HERE…”
As if rub it in, she angled the nozzle around at her breast, and depressing the trigger, sent out an eruption of pressurized stream that I could never match with my mouth. It struck the nipple and her eyes acquired a dreamy cast for an instant. Cutting the water again, she rounded on me again:
“—AND YOU, LITTLE SQUIRT, ARE TAKING A DIVE.”
“I can’t hold my breath over than eight minutes – what if you take longer?”
Again she depressed the trigger on the handle, this time sending a sharp spurt of water that tapped at my head with a hiss. I shook my head and coughed.
"THEN…MAKE EVERY SECOND COUNT."
The smooth back of her hand came parting through the water, then fingers were slipping in close, manoeuvring my middle dexterously between them to get optimum grip. The blunt pad of a thumb braced against my groin, stirring it to life. I managed to take one deep breathe before the world did a complete one eighty revolution, and the water became the ceiling.
Water was surging past as I was shooting down, as the powerful masses of her thighs parted, a gush of water sweeping inwards. My member was given an anticipatory tickle by the thumb, right before my face was touched to giant fleshy folds, which peeled apart slightly.
Rather than penetrating any further, the flesh was made to pass back and forth across my face repeatedly, as if she was trying to identify and hone in on the sweet spot. The knob of the clitoris bumped over my face, immediately followed by a small ring that must have been the urinary sphincter, and then the larger and more familiar purse slit. My face was rimmed around the slit to the bottom, passing over the perineum below, pausing here for a fraction as if to playfully suggest my face was on the cusp of being driven to that even lower orifice, before drawing back the way I came, repeating my path in reverse.
At frequent intervals, my stiffening penis was rewarded with powerful strokes by the thumb, ensuring my pleasure was inextricably tethered to hers, training my rod to respond to having my face buried in her neitherregions as the height of pleasure, my tiny soft body being compelled back and forth as a sensual pussy rag.
As my face was used for this delicate exploratory probing, her great lower body responded in delight; the flesh quivering and tensing as the bordering thighs twitched, rippling the water. With each lap up and down, the clitoris tightened almost stone hard, the urinary sphincter scrunched, and the vaginal rim getting thick and rubbery as it swelled up with arousal. As these various organs massaged my face, at the other end of my body, I was receiving a separate massage to keep me writhing into her swollen flesh. The flat of the fingerprint was rolling back and forth and around the end of my penis in a polishing motion, sometimes switching direction without warning. Holding my breath to this was torture, but she wasn’t yet finished.
The process was speeding up; water surging past, soft flesh grinding back and forth until I felt like a giant eraser was trying to rub out my face, and little by little, air quality stored in my lungs rapidly diminishing…
My head was pushed inside the vaginal tunnel, probed around, and then continued to the bottom of the slit, passing over the perineum. But this time, instead of pausing teasingly, my head was forced down, her pillowy buttocks pressing in on either side of my cheeks, hugging my head. My face was touched into the wrinkled fissure, which puckered tight. As I was stroked into it, it responded with a series of shivering muscle twitches, pinching my cheeks and brow as it did so. At the same time, at my other end, the thumb was revolving around my girth, twisting it, as if grooming me to not only enjoy this intimate face time with the darkest part of her anatomy, but take rapturous pleasure in it.
My face was now being handballed between four different erogenous zones, each with a startlingly different texture and response to contact with my face, but all equally greedy for my touch.
I was traced back up along one of her engorged pussy lips, and shut my eyes a moment before the pulsating scrunched up urinary orifice passed over my brow. The rock hard clitoris bumped my chin, and she spent a moment using the angle of my jawline to scratch at the throbbing nub, trying to work my chin in under the clitoral hood. Then I was moving back down, over the pee slit, which sucked and clung at my face like a defensive sea anemone, around the rim of the pussy, before my head being driven between the giant moons of her buttocks, which flexed me inwards, and my face landing square on the tight puckered anus. Then back up…
The rubbing motions sped up, then slowed right down and sometimes paused entirely, savouring a plateau to prolong the climb. To give her achingly sensitive clitoris a rest, she would pause my head against her pee slit or anus, either of which, at the physical contact, would screw up tight and grip my face. Meanwhile, one of her other fingers had looped around to join the thumb at my groin, capturing my member between them and rolling it back and forth between the pads. As my hips bucked, the motion slowed until I was calmed, and then started up again.
My heart hammering in my chest, I turned my head, keeping my eyes shut, and at each pause of activity, praying each time the motions would start up again soon. I was running out of breath.
But my raging hard-on was soaking up blood flow, and demanding more fresh oxygen to sustain itself. I was running over eight minutes and my lungs were trembling and sore. As the pee slit scrunched over my face again, I squeezed my diaphragm as hard as I could, and sent a jet of stored up air squarely into her clit. My diaphragm muscles were powerful enough to make an impact: her pelvis seemed to seize up and my head was mashed against her ferociously until my ears rang. Then the water was rotating back around until my head broke the surface and I spluttered for air.
The creamy boulders of her breasts hung right in front of my face, bobbing and jiggling over the water as she took great shuddering gasps, her face flushed and radiant, her back slumped with relaxation against the inside of the bath.
“HI AGAIN, BABE,” she finally sighed, flashing me an easy grin, “SURE DON’T WASTE YOUR TIME, DO YOU?”
Studying me calmly for a second as she recouped her breath, she then muttered:
“GAVE MY TINY WATERSLIDE A LITTLE ACTION, TOO.” She was referring to the urethral opening that had moments ago been scrunching excitedly over my face. “KINKY. I LIKE. THAT I LIKE.”
At my back, the water surface rippled as the creamy dome of a knee lifted up out of the water to create a platform which I was lifted and put upon while she recovered.
“CATCH ANY FISH WHILE YOU WERE DOWN THERE?” She gave my belly a jab with her thumb, which then crooked under my erection and pinned it to my belly.
“Just sea anemones.”
“UNDER MY PUSSY…YOU KNOW..." she was referring to her butt, "...THINK YOU MIGHT HAVE SLIPPED AROUND A COUPLE OF TIMES…PURE ACCIDENT…”
I scoffed in disbelief.
She knew that I knew that she was full of bullshit and didn't care. Her lips curled with a smirk. Her thumb rolled my shaft back and forth against my stomach, coaxing me to get even harder, while the nail tips gently teased my scrotum. Now that she was satisfied, she had no motive to finish me quickly.
I rocked around on her knee, clawing at her fingers as they took me to the limit, then stopped, squeezed my shaft hard and held it, capping my ability to come, before I was relaxed enough for the process to repeat, pressure varying experimentally to elicit the response she wanted. This happened in seemingly endless cycles, my balls getting insufferably tight, before the teasing strokes finally made me yield my load, while the energy seemed to drain out of my body with it.
As the air chilled, I slid down her thigh, splashing back into the warm water and swam up to one of her breasts, pressing myself against it and taking the nipple in my hand to secure myself, and an instant later, splayed fingertips skimmed through the water surface, playfully fanning warm water into the back of my head.
She spent some time washing herself as I treaded around in the water above her thighs, so tired I could barely keep my head above the water. As globs of body wash and foamy suds began to sprinkle down like hail, I paddled clumsily to the other end of the bath for refuge, where her feet emerged from the water, pressed against the ceramic inner basin and rubbing languidly against each other.
Clambering against her right foot, I hooked my arm in around the second toe for stability, and she helpfully splayed her toes for me, and once my arm was secured, gave it an affectionate squeeze with a gentle flex of her toes, keeping me gripped in place so I didn’t have to tread water.
Once she’d finished washing herself, she collected me up and began scrubbing me up and down with soapy lotion, practically moulding my pliant flesh between her fingertips, and dipping me underwater at intervals to rinse it off. Cradling me in one cupped hand, her fingertips massaged my neck, and then lowered to my chest. As a soapy fingerpad smoothed over my left pec, inspecting the tattoo with curiosity, it ignited the inflammation again. I winced, and the fingerpad hesitated.
“STILL SORE, HUH?” she said gently.
“It stings a little.”
“YOU AREN’T ANGRY AT ME…?”
“Guess it’s done now.”
I was too tired to argue, and anyway, she was now peering into my face with a look of tender sympathy; it stole all my remonstrations.
“IT CAME UP PRETTY NICE,” she offered, as if in condolence. “JUST HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE REDNESS TO GO DOWN.”
With one last look at the tattoo site, her fingertips kneaded more soapy lotion into my belly, and without a pause, captured my penis and began scrubbing and stretching it to full length in the process. My feet skidded against her upturned wet palm as I squirmed, which she ignored as she continued to stroke me, whilst using the pad of another finger to work more lotion around my balls. As I came again, she dipped me underwater, and while I was helplessly submerged, she swiped her fingertips around my aching glans one last time to clear all the ejaculate, and ensure I was milked completely dry.
Out of the bath and towelled off, she applied some Cortizone cream to her fingertips before rubbing them around my left pec to attend to the inflammation. Then I brushed my teeth with an interdental brush, and she with a regular toothbrush, and then she put me down on the mattress and went back into the bathroom. As the hairdryer began to whine, my feet padded over the velvety satin sheets towards my side of the bed where I lay down. Actually, it was a mistake to say one side of the bed was ‘mine’; I took up so little space that either side of the bed was hers to claim, and my body fit in whichever nook against her that was leftover.
My eyes began to shut.
The hairdryer switched off.
The mattress depressed as she mounted the bed and on all fours began to crawl past her own side until her shadow passed overhead. My tiny body rocked back and forth as pockets of the mattress sunk under the pressure of huge palms and knees. Her form descended until her belly came to rest against the mattress while her upper body was propped up on her forearms directly above. Like me, she was naked, and the dark length of her hair glittering, still slightly damp.
A giant hand swept into me to flip me onto my back with ease before each of my palms were pinched up between the massive fingertips, spread out and pressed against the mattress, not different from the position of earlier, stretched out on the kitchen table.
Her huge visage hovered directly down over me, more sober than before. With her hands busy restraining my arms, it allowed strands of hair to fall down past her shoulder and against my legs, the tips brushing against and tickling my groin.
“Come down here and give me a kiss, gorgeous girl,” I said, straining to project my voice as more confident and self-assured than I felt. Gut instinct was telling me that if I sweet-talked, she might go easier on me.
She just watched me idly as if I hadn’t even said anything, her eyes roaming my naked body, my biceps bulging up in strain against the restraint of her fingertips, and tiny ribcage going in and out with my breathing, with the black label of her initials plain on my pectoral, my member starting to expand and rise. In spite of my attempted flirtation she was in control and knew it.
Her mouth twisted in a faint smile.
“HERE I COME…”
She kept my arms still against the mattress as she dipped her neck over me so it seemed my face was zooming towards her plush expectant pout. I had no power to stop it even if I wanted to, and there was no time to even think.
Her lips were all over my head, taking it in a soft suctioning grip, stamping sticky, newly applied moisturizing lip balm all over my face in repeated nuzzling motions, indiscriminately embossing my delicate features with pink luster until I felt like my head was drowning in hot, melted wax. Sharp toothpaste mint condensed on my skin, keeping the balm moist. The tongue worked around my face leisurely as if trying to polish it in a film of bubbly saliva. My lungs were able to seize two quick bursts of air in a tiny gap before the tongue tip began keenly tracing my features, trying to identify my eyes, nose and mouth, and lingered over my mouth, nudging with a slight flicking motion, as if trying to goad me to respond. I opened my mouth to return the kiss and got a thick mass of bumpy tongue between my lips as it smeared over my face.
My hands were then released and I turned my head sideways, trying to roll my body, but a fingerpad mashed at my brow, turning it back into the path of oozing tongue which lapped twice before I could wrench my head away again. But the finger came back, poked my head back into position, ready for another point-blank licking by the greedy red tongue, and pausing only for a microsecond for me to take a breath.
Then the tongue careened into my temple, pushing my head sideways, quickly squirming under my jaw to force my head back in order to push my head the other way, where the tip drove down powerfully against my cheek, over my ear, relishing in keeping my head pinned sideways to the mattress as if to underscore my defeat. Straining all the muscles in my neck and shoulders wasn’t enough to liberate my head.
With enough of this, the tongue lifted, I turned my head face up only for the lips to ring my face in a perfect seal, forcing the surface of the tongue flat against my whole face, and conforming to my features like a wet towel. A huge bear trap of incisors rapidly drew inwards against the top of my head and under my jaw, enough to give my skull one rapid, alarmingly firm squeeze. My breath hitched; I still couldn’t breathe with her tongue masked over my face. Grunting, I smacked at her chin – the only thing in my reach – in response, the teeth began to grind my head a little between them, with the slightest force. Still, it unnerved me; my skull had no chance against her jaws if she was too rough.
As the teeth continued to grind, her hot breath gusted my hair around, fingerprints shifted restlessly over the flesh of my lower abdomen before a fingernail scratched lightly along my erect shaft, tickling like mad, and I thrashed my spine in an effort to dislodge my head from the steel trap of her teeth.
Finally her jaw loosened while the tongue unstuck from my face and thrust my head out from the seal of her lips. The mattress slapped up against my back and my lungs working in and out.
Propped up on her folded forearms, she gazed down at me serenely under her lashes, brushing her hair behind her ears while I stared at her, dazed.
“GIVE ME A LITTLE MORE FIGHT,” she said coyly.
I looked up at her in puzzled amazement.
“That’s what I’m trying to—!”
Her lips glommed onto my head once more, pulling my face between them with powerful sucking force. As soon as my head popped free with a wet smack, I thrust one arm straight between the lips, clawing for the tongue, grabbing the tip and holding on for dear life. A spurt of surprised hot air rapidly issued into my face, followed by a giggling rumble.
A finger hooked around my arm and squeezed my bicep, the constriction increasing gradually, weakening my grip until my hand released. And as if in punishment the flat of the tongue ran with leisure squarely over my face.
Upping the ante, firm fingers were bulldozing around my torso, effectively ironing out every last cubic inch of my breath. It seemed to go on forever: smooch after aggressive smooch against my face, and dense wet licks, over and over without pause between, so powerful that they rocked my head as they swept over my face, all inadvertently sealing up my mouth and nose with the smothering flexion of her impassioned tongue muscle.
Drowning out my panicking cries were the exultant moans erupting from her throat, sounding more dramatized than candid, as if to provoke and annoy me.
Can’t breathe…Need air…!
The ceiling went as dark and cloudy as the night outside…
Chapter 16: All Nighter by Zerda
The world came back with a whoosh, a tingling numbness all over. Silky softness at my back, and pulse throbbing in my head, in my bones, and my brain – as if drunk all over again – felt like it was stuffed with wool.
Large objects moved against me, pressing against my cheek to turn my head to one side. A big rounded object swiped against my brow a couple of times as if trying to brush my eyelids open, before giving up again. Another object pushed against my ribcage on the left side, holding there as if trying to feel for my heart, then moving to the side, pushing my arm up to access my armpit, trying to get close to my heart that way. Pressure shifted around my lower torso, depressing my belly and kneading around, but – to my relief – not going lower.
I blinked and light burst into my eyes, right as a giant fingertip hovered in front of my face and delivered a couple of light taps to my cheek.
“JERRY, WAKE UP!” Her voice vibrated in my skull, thrilled with panic. “YOU BETTER NOT BE KIDDING AROUND RIGHT NOW!”
My face felt shiny with balm and saliva, and now cooling by the air exposure, but a warm blush bloomed into my cheeks as I realized I’d passed out. That didn’t normally happen during make-out sessions.
Above, her eyes were surveying me in alarm, and then she relaxed.
“YOUR WHISKERS ARE GETTING LONG, FUZZBALL,” she murmured, as a thumb stroked back and forth along my beard. “I FEEL LIKE I’M TRYING TO EAT A LITTLE PRICKLY FRUIT.”
Meanwhile, since I’d blacked out, the fork of my underwear was pointing up, and she only then gave it notice. Her cool expression unchanging, a couple of fingertips came into contact with my bulge, capturing it and giving it a small squeeze, as if wondering what it was. Her eyes then returned to mine.
“QUICK RECOVERY,” she deadpanned.
I didn’t reply; now unable to meet her eyes, because whenever I lifted my gaze too high my head swam, and the bloodflow surging out of my brain to my groin wasn’t helping.
She gave my bulge another squeeze and I groaned.
“TIRED? THAT WAS JUST A LITTLE FOREPLAY EARLIER. WE’RE BARELY WARMING UP.”
Her hand lifted from me as she leaned over the bed to reach for something. I rubbed my hands over my face, still oiled up with lip balm.
“Okay, but let me pace myself, I need to fllff—!”
Even before I’d finished talking, an enormous, cold blob of jelly came out of nowhere and plopped onto my face. Next second, firm bumps were rolling around my features, smearing all over my head. It was lubricant.
Another cold blob was pressed on my chest and massaged all around my torso. More cold splotches were run up and down my arms and legs. Still in the dark with my eyelids pasted shut, I felt my penis get plucked up between jelly coated fingertips, to be pinched and pulled, the cold jelly like ice up and down my shaft. My flesh began to goosebump. Some of this jelly spilt onto my quivering nutsack, which was then gently rolled back and forth until it was completely coated.
Her fingers kept dipping into the lubricant and sliding around my body parts until I was all lubed up.
“THERE,” she said, satisfied. “SHINY NEW PAINT JOB AND READY FOR A TEST DRIVE.”
I wiped jelly from my lips, blinking rapidly to clear my eyes until the room came into focus again. The bedsprings creaked as she lay down on her back, spreading her legs apart on either side, knees bent, exposing the reddened slit. One hand slid down to peel the pussy lips back, and the fingers running up and down the lips as if invitingly.
“FAST,” she instructed, “LIKE YOU JUST CAN’T WAIT TO GET INSIDE.”
I jumped and tried to thrust my body inside all at once with a flying kick. My feet spilled out, flew forward and I ended up upside down, with my legs up, kicking at the air in defeat, and my spine bent back, and head jammed below her slit at a weird angle, my face wedged into her butt cheeks and – I sensed – come to rest calamitously close to her anus, which puckered against my scalp in surprise.
There was the sound of her laughter bubbling from above. She may not have seen what I’d done, but she could evidently feel I’d made a serious wrong turn somewhere.
Digging my elbow into a padded surface of flesh, I was able to free my face from the bottom of her crack, the lubricant making a sick squelching sound in my ears, like I was a sticker trying to peel myself off her just in time to see at the other end of the bed, framed on either side by her drawn up legs, her toes curling into the sheets with pleasure.
“OH, SO, THE OTHER WAY?" she said with mock surprise. Then purred suggestively, “I REALLY DON’T MIND.”
Cheeks growing hot, I decided the best response to was to pretend I hadn’t heard that.
My palms slid over mound flesh, looking for handholds before clenching around trimmed hair. This was a mistake; it must have tickled, as a glistening nail appeared in front of my eyes and flicked gently against my chin.
“AH…NOT LIKE THAT,” she cautioned gently, brushing her nails at my hands, effortlessly sweeping them off the short spikes of hair.
Grasping at bare flesh, I began pulling at the rim of her vagina, which worked to slide me in deeper. The rubbery walls tightened as my entry stimulated her. In response, I fought against the increasingly narrowing enclosure, flexing my shoulders and arms, bucking my legs, running my feet up and down the tunnel wall as hard as I could.
Her legs began flexing over the mattress.
“OH GOD….YOUR LITTLE COCK IS POINTING INTO MY G-SPOT. OH MY GOD, IT FEELS AMAZING.”
Long nails rapped at my skull.
“FUCK ME, JERRY. FUCK ME AS HARD AS YOU CAN.”
The tip of my rail stiff dick was buried into her flesh, which had tightened and begun to quiver, twitching around and tickling my glans. I started grinding my hips, dragging my dick back and forth against the moist canvas of sensitive G-spot membrane, and she let out a wailing moan over my head, her hips shifting with pleasurable convulsions. Entirely encircled by her pelvis, I was lifted and dropped, and bounced against the mattress as her hips bucked, while I continued to thrust inside her.
Pressure came down against the top of my head and my face began to slip past the fleshy folds surrounding her slit. Lost amidst the sensations, she was pushing down on my head with her palm without realizing it, basically ramming me deeper as I fought weakly to keep my head on the outside of her pussy.
Then, as she climbed to the peak of fulfilment, her vaginal sphincter drew intolerably tight and stiff around my neck like a cincture, while her muscular thighs collapsed inwards around my skull as if trying to crack it like a nut. My shoulders and ribcage began to buckle inwards, a rapid set of convulsions sending shockwaves of pressure through my entire body. During one of these her pussy walls seemed to grasp and squeeze the near life out of my dick, I came in an instant and my ejaculate was ferociously vacuumed out by the squeezing pull of the giant flesh straw surrounding me. Then it was over; the stress collapsed as she finished climaxing – as much a relief for me as it was for her.
As my strained neck relaxed and my head dropped back against the bottom of her slit, the wet folds of pussy lips were now slackening, settling over each side of my face and resting there like two, soggy pillows.
“DON’T LAUGH,” her contented throaty burr rumbled across the bed, “BUT…YOU FEEL LIKE YOU WERE MADE EXACTLY FOR THE SHAPE OF MY PUSSY. JUST LET ME KEEP YOU THERE FOR A LITTLE WHILE., ‘CAUSE IT’S LIKE—” she let out a small purring moan, “—PURE HEAVEN.”
Following this, an extended silence. Her legs shifted restlessly, buffeting me back and forth a little. There was a soft raking sound as her long toenails clenched the sheets. She seemed to be waiting for something, a response maybe.
Finally she said, more quietly:
“IF YOU FEEL THE SAME WAY, JUST SAY SO. I WOULD LIKE THAT A LOT, IN FACT.”
“I love you,” I gasped breathlessly from beneath her swollen, reddened labial folds, currently luxuriating in the tender sensation of me panting for breath into them, and with no immediate intention of letting me up anytime soon. “Of course I do.”
I couldn’t say any more; I had to keep shifting my head around to line up with the air admitted through the gash, the folds kept sliding back into position over my face and sticking there, shutting it up again.
She got specific:
“YOU LIKE MY PUSSY, THOUGH, DON’T YOU, LITTLE GUY?”
“I wouldn’t be down here if I didn’t.”
“WELL, SHE LIKES YOU. I MEAN, IF SHE WAS A PERSON SHE’D BE SMOTHERING YOU IN KISSES RIGHT NOW.”
“She pretty much is smothering me in kisses right now,” trying to speak through the tail end of post-climax fluid dribbling out and down my face. “Anyway, I’m getting married to you, not your pussy.”
One of the labial folds peeled back from my face, admitting the tip of a pointer finger to snake in and brush over my lips.
“I WOULD BE SMOTHERING THAT LITTLE FACE IN MORE KISSES BUT NOT WHEN IT’S COVERED IN GOOP. BUT NEVER MIND THAT…” her legs drew in as she adjusted her pelvis over the mattress, causing me to be bobbed around. Her voice became softer as her legs opened slightly, “…MORE IMPORTANTLY: YOU NOT TOO SQUISHED…?”
“I’m not going anywhere,” I said. “Just remember to take me out.”
Satisfied with my answer, she said:
“SCRATCH MY G-SPOT AND I’LL REMEMBER.”
Then everything went black as the blanket swooped over my head, settling with a heavy ‘whumpf’ sealing me in the tight, moist, sticky darkness.
*
The daylight then rained down and, from inside the church, an organ was playing.
My old friend Scott was standing at my side, no longer in his signature leather jacket, but looking scrubbed up in a suit and tie, his previously shaved head now grown out enough to rock an actual hairstyle, his hair gelled back over his scalp.
“Feels good to find the right person, doesn’t it?” he grinned. “I knew it would all work out for you; just got to be patient.”
He gestured to the church’s façade ahead.
“She’s waiting for you. Get in there, man! Hurry up! – And good luck!”
He slapped me on the back as I dashed through the gaping open, arched church doors .The dim stony narthex transformed into the open, lit long corridor of the nave.
Only to find it was not a church interior, but a staggeringly vast cathedral, walls drifting up into the heavens and polished marble floor spanning out across a football field, at a scale rivalling something grand like the inside of the St. Vitus Cathedral, except the rows of wooden pews similarly stretched up over my head. Looking straight ahead, my immediate sights were thick with bare ankles, pant hems, shiny leather shoes and women’s heels, shifting restlessly over the shining marble floor, the owners all probably wondering where I was and why I was taking so long.
Trying to take a step forward down the red carpet, my foot wouldn’t lift. When I looked down at the floor my feet were replaced with a pair of pink clawed paws. My hands were also soft, pink and clawed. In fact, my whole body was covered in brown fur, bristling with growing horror. A long pointed pink tail twirled and flicked around my ankles.
Then my pink paw hands were dropping to the floor until I could no longer straighten, and remained stuck on all fours.
I screamed, but only a squeak came out.
*
There was a whoosh of cool air as the blanket flipped back and the world tilted over until I was looking sideways at the wall, grainy as my eyes adjusted to the dark. The heavy weight of a thigh lifted up off my head as the giant leg bent upwards. The inner thigh flesh peeled like a sticker against my dried, slightly gummy cheeks, then came free as the inner thighs separated.
Somewhere off the bed, over on the bedside table, digital numerals glowed out reading 3.37 AM.
“YOU FEEL KIND OF DRY AND STUCK DOWN THERE,” she whispered, and then grunting a little as she shifted around, causing me to tilt around with her, as she reached over for the jar of lube. A moment later a thick slab of cold jelly plopped down over my face and was massaged around. The firm blunt fingerpads travelled down my jaw and began kneading against my neck, trying to wedge in and separate it from the surrounding vaginal flesh, which was now like a gummy, close fitting collar around my neck. I groaned as, more than a couple of times, the pointy nails poked me in the throat a little hard, cramping my Adam’s apple, or that’s what it felt like.
While this was going on, her probing hand accidentally pushed my face up against the tight fold of her clitoral hood, causing my nose to accidentally poke under the hood and tickle her sensitive nub.
The deep machine-like rush and pull of her breathing caught.
The hand went still.
Trying to extract my nose, I tossed my head to the side, accidentally brushing the hood with my cheek as I did so. Then I held my breath and froze. It had been so close; she had almost been about to pull me out. But too late.
She was aroused again.
Her hand slithered away as if stunned, and her voice returned, merely a clandestine whisper:
“MMM…I THINK I WANT TO HAVE YOU ALL OVER AGAIN…CAN I INTEREST YOU IN ANOTHER TASTE…?”
Wanting to get it over with as soon as possible, I was again running my feet up and down her tunnel wall, whilst eagerly working my tiny tongue up under her clitoral hood, taking it in my mouth and pulling at it. This had immediate effect.
The air clamoured with desperate wailing as the mattress revolved around my head as she rolled over onto her stomach, arching her back and clawing at the mattress, burying her head into the pillows.
My face was repeatedly being pounded downwards at the mattress as her hips grinded, battling a building dizzy spell I kept probing my tongue around under her hood.
In a heightening fervor, she wrenched at a pillow and jammed it between her legs, needing to squeeze her thighs around something as she was being built up, but accidentally walloping my face full-on with the pillow and smothering me under it as it grinded back and forth across my head. My tongue worked away faster, and the thighs became brick walls compacting my head inwards until I thought my temples would burst.
But her desperate moaning urged me to fight past the pain and continue. She was saying ‘yes!’ and ‘Jerry!’ and ‘don’t stop!’ but it was incredibly muffled through her thick thigh flesh clamped like headphones around my ears, my tiny face was almost entirely swallowed up between the surrounding borders of her thighs, mound, lips and the pillow she was straddling tightly.
Her passage was bear hugging my body, crushing me narrower and narrower, cramps quivering up and down my muscles as they fought to reduce the physical space ever further, while I was so oiled up in female fluid I felt like I was being turned into a melting candle, hot and dripping. And, no mistake, her tight tunnel was doing everything it could to compact me long and thin like a candle.
With one brutal spasm, the muscular opening of her vagina then drew so tight around my vulnerable throat that blood vessels twitched and thumped painfully in my brow. My airways were pinched shut from neck down as her lower anatomy vacillated leisurely on the peaks and troughs of the orgasmic waves, trying to soak up every last second of build-up before hitting the climax, while my face quickly turned tomato red and the blood vessels in my eyeballs strained. The recent orgasms had not diminished her vigor.
The vicious scrunch held around my neck for what seemed like an agonizingly long time – everything lower had gone numb. Then it relinquished, letting my airways open up again, and my ribcage expand. She let out a deep, satisfied sigh, while I opened my mouth gratefully to suck in oxygen, but instead got a copious hot slushie that poured down my esophagus before I could stop it. As the tunnel had loosened again, warm sticky fluid kept gushing over my face freely, like a dam had burst.
As I choked back this unsolicited mixture, she separated her legs a little, the pillow rolled across my scalp as it was pulled out and put aside. Then she let out another long sigh, and went still, leaving me staring straight down at the mattress.
*
The organ music had faded to leave the vast cavernous cathedral hall in stony silence.
My eyes dropped down at whatever body materialized: now human hands, black shoes, a tuxedo. I sighed in relief, and then, with a gulp, started forward, heading down a long red carpet – broad as an entire room in itself – through the intolerably large space, the air humming with nerve-wracking silence. The weight of all the air stacked in the dizzying ceiling space above seemed to press down on me from above.
At the end of the carpet stood a white apparition: bright against the red carpet, a plume of bridal dress tapered up into an hourglass waist and veil down the back obscuring the head. She was turned away, facing the altar, not even having heard me as I’d entered, nor hearing me approaching, as my tiny footsteps made no noise on the soft carpet.
An older male’s voice thundered across the room from somewhere at the Chancel:
“HAS ANYONE SEEN THE GROOM…?”
Above a chorus of irritated chattering, random voices provided various curt, mumbling answers:
“NOPE.”
“NOT EVEN A PEEP.”
“I KNEW THIS WAS A TERRIBLE IDEA.”
“WHAT DOES SHE SEE IN HIM?”
“IF SHE CAN SEE HIM AT ALL.”
My heart squeezed with dismay, but I forced my legs forward, keeping my eyes straight ahead on the silky white train gracing the floor.
“I’m here!” I cried, but again my voice came out as a mouselike squeak, and this time I clenched my eyes shut, refusing to look down and see what had happened to my hands and feet, and everything else.
*
Stirring movements, heavy weights rustling around against the silky sheets. Warmth and feeling had seeped back into my limbs. Her tunnel was cocooning me, but her legs must have been spread apart; my head was free.
Then I gagged. The air was eye-wateringly stale: a thick and stormy brew of vaginal musk, the strong scent of her sex, sweat, and – I suspected – silent emissions of nocturnal gas. As I squirmed, her pelvic floor tightened around me as if remembering that I was down here. From the other side of the blanket, a confused sleepy groan.
Then the satin sheets were being stretched and whispered over my face, before flipping away completely, cool air tickling my skin. The fresh air swept in, giving my cramping lungs reprieve.
The thighs gripped my ears as she rolled over, turning me around with them until I was facing the wall, where the bedside clock said 4.42 AM. The numbers flashed only for an instant before a big log slammed down on the side of my head, trapping it in an iron sandwich. Her lifted leg had unconsciously dropped directly against the other, clamping my tiny head between her thighs. Pain shot up my neck into my temples, and stunned, my legs started kicking frantically.
Get up! I was begging internally because my jaw was locked up under a ton of pressure, Get up! Get off my head! Arrgghhh…!
The stretchy cocoon flexed around me as my convulsive motions agitated her still tender nether regions, inadvertently goading her libido back to life. Even as I thrashed and my feet skidded around inside her, the walls were thickening with her glandular honey.
The throaty groan came again, now not so sleepy and confused but swelling with lust.
“YOU’RE SO FRISKY…!” her voice crackled with an undercurrent of excitement, “MUST HAVE READ MY MIND…”
Her touch was now rough and clumsy from sleepiness; fingers caught my temples between them, giving my head a faint twist like it was a jar lid she was trying to unscrew, before a thumb blundered over my brow, accidentally grinding my eyelids beneath the ridges of the grippy print.
“READY FOR YOUR NEXT FLIGHT, PUSSY PILOT?” she drawled groggily, and let out a low laugh. “JUST START THE ENGINE AND I’LL TAKE YOU FOR A LITTLE RIDE.”
Her moist tunnel drew inwards, squeezing me like toothpaste until I began to squelch towards her opening, before the flat of a hand drove down upon the crown of my head, driving me back up the tube. Another powerful pelvic flexion sending me back down the tunnel towards the slit opening, before impatient fingertips caught me, battering against my head to poke me back inside, this time deeper. Another hip thrust and I was squeezing back out, but the hand was waiting, immediately pushing me back inside…
Alongside each thrusting motion, my legs kicked and my shoulders strained, fighting to keep the tunnel walls collapsing in around me, though they inevitably did, forcing me along the dripping chute. Each spasm of her swelling passage bent my ribcage narrower and narrower, sucking the air right out of my lungs, and increasingly enfeebled my struggles for ever-diminishing space.
The world spun as she rolled over and stacked pillows up and bent herself over and around them, experimenting with different positions to heighten her pleasure, all while I worked away inside her musk-fuming furnace, kicking my legs and flexing my shoulder and arms, puffing the hot stale air into my aching, tight lungs, sweat pouring off my body and my heart bursting in my chest, feeling like a hamster sprinting full pelt inside a wheel, pushing my body to the limit whilst being fixed in place.
My dick grinded rawly up and down her shuddering walls until I squelched down the tunnel once again, as if teasingly about to escape, only for the vaginal sphincter to scrunch around my throat at the last second as if to stop me, gagging me for the duration of her shattering climax. I grew light-headed as her pelvic convulsions stimulated my dick to breaking point, tightening against my bulge, then loosening, then tightening again, and again, faster and faster. The exertions managed to milk my overtaxed balls of yet more; by now it felt like my life force was being drained out and one more gruelling ejaculation might snatch my life away by cardiac arrest.
Meanwhile, at the same time, fluid was pooling up around my chest, and the instant the muscular ligature released my throat, the stream broke, spilling over my face in warm bubbly ropes.
Pushing the stack of pillows aside, she collapsed onto the mattress, coiling the sheets around her legs as she arched her back and moaned with contentment, riding the afterglow. She murmured something to me, but the blood gushing through my ears drowned it out. The soft sheets rubbed back and forth across my face, wiping the goo off. With my skull throbbing but cushioned between her blush-red, climax-puffy labia, tiny face nestled up under the folds of satin fabric, wound between her faintly shifting legs, my breathing relaxed and my head began to slump…
*
The organ had started up again, Wagner’s Wedding March straining through the air.
The bride stood immobile at the other end of the room while I continued to pad down the red carpet. My shoes were back, and the rest of me, in my tuxedo, but I kept my eyes straight ahead, reasoning that as long as I didn’t look down, my body wouldn’t change again.
But the rest of the building did. With the next step the bride’s expanded form strangely seemed to shrink a little, and a little more, and the walls of the church were scrolling down, as the tops of the pews came into sight, and the backs of peoples’ heads. As I drew closer, the bride continued to shrink in perspective until I was staring at the back of her head, parallel with her, our heights perfectly matched.
The woman turned, first her head, and then seeing it was me, her whole body spun to face me, her bridal veil shifted out of the way to give me a glimpse of her face. My jaw dropped.
Her fair-hair was long, voluminous, the sides pulled around her head in a half-up chignon, the rest ran down her back in cascading curls that made me think of some modern day Rapunzel. She didn’t just look ‘girl next door’ cute anymore, she looked positively beautiful, mature and glamorous, better than I remembered, and her eyes were warm and filled with affection for me.
She gave me an irresistible, radiant smile as she pushed forward against me, throwing her arms around my neck.
“I always said he was going to stand at my side,” warm breath tickled my neck, “and here you are.”
As her arms slid down again, something warm and soft burrowed into my hand; her own hand which squeezed and interlinked our fingers. I slipped my other arm around her waist as her other hand came up against the back of my neck and we shared a long kiss.
The hall erupted with applause, and turning briefly to cast my eyes back through the church pews I could make out familiar faces in the crowd and see they had all made it to the wedding: Scott, Tasha, Stuart and his girlfriend, Remy and his boyfriend…and…and…
*BANG!* – *BANG!* – *BANG!*
Rapid booms made the cathedral walls shiver, disturbing clouds of dust from the vaulted ceiling to tumble down, glimmering in the sun beams shining through the windows.
The bride and I broke apart as people gasped and wailed from across the church, voices echoing in the stony cavernous interior.
The bride’s eyes spanned the walls in confusion and then, finally, stopped on me with a look of dread and, for some reason, accusation.
“What was that?”
My voice refused to come out, although I knew the answer to her question already, because the hairs on the back of my neck had begun to rise in a very particular way. It was like someone had knocked on a door but grossly magnified, obscenely loud as if from an abundant reserve of energy and impulsivity. Or something else.
Then a horrible crackling sound around the ceiling, more dust spilling down, before a thunderous ripping, the pouring in of air and sunlight on us all as the entire roof of the church was torn away.
Screams rent the air as people jumped up and fled down the carpet and out of the church.
The light dimmed and there was now a gargantuan shape looming over the edge of the cracked church walls, eclipsing the sun.
Long nails curled around the broken wall edges to steady the gigantic looming form as the dark shape tilted in over the building, inclining down to better view the now chaotic proceedings inside, as it did so, a long ropey tail of dual-colored hair dropped down the inner church wall like a tapestry banner.
My eyes flicked back to the bride, and her face was on me, aghast.
“Run!” I said.
And in that instant a shadow collapsed upon us as a giant arm telescoped down from the ceiling and onto the bride, plates of long gleaming nails passed right by my face, capping the ends of huge, long fingers that transformed into a flesh manacle flexing around the white plume skirt, drawing around her legs.
She tried to lunge free and dropped onto the floor as her legs were held in place.
“Jerry, don’t leave me!” she screamed, as she clawed at the red carpet.
No, I thought, goddamn it, I am not losing you again—!
I dove at the floor, making a grab for her hands and hold on, next second she was whipped up into the air over my head.
When I jumped up to look, she was dangling upside down high above the busted church walls, while giant fingertips pinched the end of her white skirt where her ankles were, the bridal veil trailing down in the air.
A pair of huge green eyes scrutinized her with dispassionate curiosity, like she was a plaything, while, below, a pair of massive lips sucked inward briefly, thoughtful and savoring.
A low feminine voice shook the air:
“I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO THIS…”
A shiver of horror raced up my spine.
“No!” I screamed up at the sky, balling my fists, “Stop! You’re going to kill her!”
But the mammoth head was tilting back, the throat convulsing to swallow the tide of building, anticipatory saliva, eyelids drifting closed as the jaw stretched open, preparing for the small squirming shape of the bride, dangling upside down being lowered towards the curled back lips…
This was the last sight I got before I could will my eyes closed, but didn’t think to block my ears soon enough not to hear the moist sucking gulp.
When I next could stomach a look, the bride had vanished, the giant lips were sucking inward again, smacking.
In helpless despair, I stared around at the now empty church pews.
“You’ve ruined everything!”
“IT WAS RUINED AS SOON AS THE BUFFET RAN OUT OF MINIATURE ÉCLAIRS,” came the quaking response. “AND HERE’S A TIP FOR YOUR WINE CATERER – COGNAC. IT’S A DIGESTIF. AND AFTER THAT,” her eyelids closed for a second as she suppressed a burp, “I THINK I’M GOING TO NEED IT.”
“No! No cognac! Get out of the roof!”
"HOLD IT, MISTER."
She lifted a finger at me in warning. Then her eyes focused on me with laser precision, the stare of a cheetah right before it lunges at prey.
“LET ME FINISH OFF THE SECOND COURSE.”
The architecture let out groans of protest as she shifted against the external framework, her head bowing down into the ceiling airspace, eyes locked onto me, the enormous arm snaking down again, fingers opening to grasp –
I spun around and was running back down the red carpet even knowing with final dread it was too late.
“Aaaargggghhh!”
*
The mattress groaned as heavy weight stirred and shifted, causing the surface beneath to bump around like a water bed.
Cool air fanned over me; my face was free of the satin sheets again, and the rest of my body felt loose and light, now outside her tunnel, my back against the mattress. To the side, the clock numerals glowed out through the darkness, reading 5.14 AM.
A croaking breath issued from my throat.
She moved up against my side, lifting her head, propping herself up on one arm, sliding her other hand over the mattress towards me to rest the pads of two fingers against my chest. It was not nearly enough pressure to keep me pinned to the bed, but the symbolic gesture was effective enough.
“LOOK AT YOU! SO PERKY…” Her voice came out a threadbare murmur of astonishment, and she was so sleepy she could barely get the words out straight.
I stared at the ceiling dumbly, as the fingers lifted off my chest, trailed downwards and closed around my erection, tugging with gusto, lifting my pelvis off the mattress for an instant, making my tired, sore balls screw up tight in fear.
“…I LOVE IT!”
My dick was rolled back and forth as she awaited my response, shaft being stretched almost painfully, and grinded around between the grippy ridges of her fingerprints, teased until it was achingly tender.
“Uhhh…” I groaned.
Before I could say anything else, my chest was squeezed up in anxiously grasping fingers, lifted from the mattress and drawn into the depths of the stuffy oven beneath the blankets. Massive movements played around in the darkness; her enormous form rolled and steadied into a comfortable position on her back, thighs spread out, one hand opened the slit and the other jammed my feet into it.
Pressure driving downwards on my head, sending my body slipping down her damp crevice, though less quick to moisten now, she needed to apply more pressure to manipulate me up and down. Her hand shadowed over my face as fingers pinched my skull and yanked, dragging my face over her clitoris.
Her hand slapped over the bedside table, scooping up lube which was then slapped over my face like a moisturizing mask, roughly patted around my features before gripping my head, drawing my body out to receive more chilled lube which was roughly patted around my body before I was slid back in. As I shivered inside her tunnel, it screwed up around my torso and head, defensive and irritated by the cold, as if trying to smother the life out of me in punishment for the unwelcome stimulation.
Then the walls were in fierce exercise, pounding in at me like gnawing jaws, scrunching my muscles and flexing my spine. The top of my head bumped against the inside of a cupped hand which was simultaneously stroking her clit and rimming the lips.
The world disappeared behind a fog, my body must have continued to writhe even unconsciously, then I was awake again, muscles still pulling and jerking, still being chewed up in the muscular jaws of her pelvis as she approached the height of ecstasy. Now the vaginal opening had slipped into position just beneath my jaw, too comfortably as if by habit, and when it pulled around my throat and held there, stars flickered in front of my eyes before the world went dark again.
In an instant, it was back, the band of muscle still around my neck, throbbing, flexing my overburdened throat muscles, and the pressure of building fluid rolling up along my body towards my head, ready to burst. The band of tension around my neck snapped, the dammed up fluid gushed out, bathing my face in cloying, watery glue. Meanwhile, her thighs tensed as she stretched powerfully and let out a big, satisfied yawn. Suddenly, the world flipped as she turned over, and the sheets rustled as she gently raked her nails over her aroused breasts before settling and going still.
Exhausted beyond reason, and in agony for air beneath the slow moving, syrupy spillage gluing up my airways, my eyes rolled back into my head…
Chapter 17: Bottled by Zerda
The dim ceiling filled up the sky, though I couldn’t remember opening my eyes. It was like I’d just been transported here in an instant. The night felt hazy and dreamlike. For a second I was so disoriented I couldn’t even figure out where I was or what day it was.
The clock said 6.48 AM. The bedroom was no longer dark, but fuzzy gray.
It hurt. Everything. All over.
Muscles were tight and stiff like hardened clay. I pointed my feet out and made a pained gasp as my legs stretched like brittle wood boards, like I’d never stretched them before in my life. The motion triggered a cramp beneath my ribcage. And – ouch – the skin was so tender. Felt like bruising down there. The friction of inflamed muscles rubbing together felt like sandpaper.
Pulling my legs in again, I went still in a fetal position.
Blood was smacking through my head like I’d been struck with a block of wood. Giddy nausea rolled up my insides but held back at the last second.
“Uuunnggghh…”
I groaned, laggy from sleep loss, wondering if it really was morning. It didn’t feel like a new day, but like I’d gone back in time one day, not forward, as if jet-lagged from crossing a time zone.
Unrested by the shallow catnaps I’d managed to catch throughout the night, my brain craved long, deep, uninterrupted sleep. And my heart needed rest; fluttering at off-beats like a startled bird.
Next to me, a deep, low, purring sigh, completely uninhibited; not yet fully emerged from an enviously deep restfulness, at least far more than I felt. The mattress rocked and a depression built up on my side, tilting me towards the center. Even this shallow motion shook me with another flow and ebb of nausea.
The mattress groaned. Then, after a long outpouring of hot stale air pushed against the back of my head, a sedate, throaty rumble just behind my right ear:
“HELLO DOWN THERE, HANDSOME...”
Her voice slurred like she was still half asleep. Then, a pair of pillowy lips pressed clumsily against my shoulder in a kiss that applied too much of the weight of her head, driving me down beneath it, flattening me against the mattress for an instant.
As the weight relaxed again, her head settled right next to me, radiating my back in warm breath. A couple of fingertips swept over my legs and began probing around an erection I didn’t even realize I’d had. I shifted restlessly. Like her kiss, her touch was sleepy; heavy and unfocused, my dick getting half squashed and stretched as the digits roamed around over it.
“HOW DID YOU SLEEP?” she mumbled, then paused as she examined my motionless body from beneath bleary, half-lidded eyes, “…DID YOU SLEEP?”
“Doesn’t feel like it…” I said, absent-mindedly rubbing my pec, which still stung a little.
“HMM…” she said distractedly. And then a moist sound. A moment later, a wet, sticky pressure and soft digging feeling against my cheek as it was brushed by a saliva-stained fingertip, gently scratching to wipe away some mark. It turned out to be some bed lint pasted to my cheek by dried female ejaculate, which she flicked from her finger with disinterest.
Then her breath returned in great warm flaps as she moved in close at the back of my head.
“IN THAT CASE…” her sleep-heavy words halting, “…YOU MAY HAVE ALL THE SLEEP IN THE WORLD. BUT FIRST…” her conspiratorial whisper thrummed in my ear: “…LET’S SEE IF YOU CAN MAKE ME CLIMAX BEFORE THE SUN RISES…”
Before I could react, my ankles were snatched together and I was already being dragged down along the mattress on my belly, the ceiling covered by the blanket as I was sucked down into the stuffy depths of the bed. Her enormous body shifted around in the dark, radiating intense warmth on every side, positioning itself to receive me. The masses of her legs lifted and parted – I only knew this because the displacement of air created a cool breeze on my face that tricked me into thinking it was fresher down here than it actually was.
My chest was pincered in by blundering digits, clumsy with impatience and recent slumber, lifting me off the mattress, rotating through the cool early morning air, but this time, angling me around for insertion. In the past when we’d done penetration, she ensured I went in legs first, for my comfort. But now my body was turned the wrong way, with my feet facing away from her slit. It wasn’t clear she was aware of it; she was so drowsy maybe she thought I was the other way around. My legs paddled uselessly for a second.
Then the puffy lips were sucking moistly on my face as the crown of my head was slipping past the smooth rim of her vagina. The tunnel walls pulled in, cradling and gripping, conveying my body further and further with satisfied scrunching motions, as if sucking me up through a straw, whilst washing me up and down in its warm fluids.
My arms were pressed against my sides, severely restricting my ability to struggle. The tunnel walls had my thighs pinned together, I tried to kick my feet but could only roll my hips.
Fingers pushed against my buttocks – maybe confusing it for the top of my head – with a wet slurp I disappeared inside her until just my feet stuck out. Another battering shove, this time against the soles of my feet drove me inside her completely.
The hips flexed as the vagina grew tighter, clenching my shoulders, but the passage was drier and even through the pressure, I held in position. Fingertips entered past the slit and poked at the soles of my feet again, the slippery walls caressed my cheeks as my head budged along, jamming up even deeper into the stale dark.
And then, further along, something strange happened. The interval between contractions lengthened, and each contraction was dampened, until the motions dulled to faint twitching, and then, cessation of motion.
“Uh...Hello…?” I murmured in the dark, feeling kind of cartoonish, but I didn’t know what else to say. It was like she’d changed her mind, but the tapering off of her arousal was too gradual; like she’d changed her mind in stages, which didn’t make sense.
There was a rocking sensation and I was bodily turned along with her as she rolled over onto her side. The flesh walls clamped in, at first gradually, then by alarming increments, a little more and a little more, and in mere seconds becoming an intolerable vice, the inside of a constricting python. Her whole body was relaxing, and as the muscular weight of her hips and rump slackened, they closed the tunnel inwards.
My body sagged in sheer disbelief, like a deflated balloon, as the realization clicked: this final attempted orgasm had done it: she’d been tired out. She was falling asleep – if she wasn’t basically asleep already.
By some tiny mercy, there was an air pocket trapped in the tunnel, and with my tiny lungs needing less oxygen, it could probably provide sustenance for a little while longer, before I had to start drawing on the eight minute window, or however left I had to hold my breath. I gulped the sour, sweaty air down like it was magical elixir.
Now consciousness wavered in and out in snatches; made incoherent by the pitch black. Moments ran together timelessly, or split into disjointed snatches of sudden alertness, then blanks of micro amnesia. It wasn’t certain from moment to moment whether I was awake, or how much time had passed. A cramp pulled in my chest, as my head was floating one second, panging with a headache the next.
Awareness dissolved into black…
Then sensations were back; her slowed heartbeat sending its subwoofer through the length of the tunnel, each pulse making my cramped muscles twinge painfully, the musky invasion of sweltering air, a headache like my skull had been snapped up in a mousetrap. I made one last attempt to cry out; but heard no noise, my ears were filled with static.
Then blackness again…
*
Still pitch black.
How was that possible? Something in my brain sensed it should be morning. But I had no real idea.
My heartbeat sounded in my ears. A rubbery skin-tight tube, warm as an oven, pressed against me from every angle, soaking me in pungent musky slime sweating down the faintly pulsating walls.
“Help…” I croaked. My voice sounded like it was coming from the bottom of a deep well.
There was no response. It was like having wandered in the desert; I was hopelessly confused, a thundering headache and thoughts spinning on the brink of delirium. Couldn’t remember five minutes ago let alone how I got here, where ‘here’ was.
There was a disorienting revolving feeling, like motion through space. Then pounding bumps gripped my body over and over – a shuddering walking motion. The shuddering stopped with a dropping sensation before all movement jolted to a halt.
A strange feeling started at my head and raced down my feet. It was a distinct feeling of pressure, like someone poking their finger (not normal sized, but proportionate to me) into the top of my head, and drawing a line rapidly down my body: down my forehead, right between my eyes, over my lips and chin, then down the center of my chest, belly, along my shaft. The moment it hit my feet, a sound broke out, muffled, the soft pattering of a hose stream hitting the inside of a bucket.
Realizing what it was, my mouth scrunched. Jennifer must have gotten up to use the bathroom. She was now sitting on the toilet, with me still inside her pussy. Inflated with containment, her vagina pushed out against her urethra, which was right next door. The front of my body pushed out against the urethra so much that, as the pee ran down, I could feel the neighboring tube firm up, pushing back against me, as it inflated with pee.
She uttered a throaty sound that made my dick twitch. It wasn’t just a sound of relief, it was vaguely sexual. Whether she knew it or not, my captivity seemed to be giving her stream an unusual, sensual feeling.
All I could do was wait it out. But with all the wine and rum she'd ingested the previous night, this took an extended moment. The muffled spraying sound played for what seemed like a long time, with the pressure of her ‘tiny waterslide’ digging along the center line of my body the entire time, and the warmth of the pee radiating through the dividing membrane, making me sweat. Meanwhile her pulse thrilled up and down my body with a happy, relaxed cadence. I willed myself to remain silent and still. However, the warm pressure of her stream pulsating right down my shaft was making my groin tighten up.
Finally the pressure running down my body subsided, and the stream sound dwindled to drips, and then nothing. But it was not over.
There was a muted sound like crinkling plastic wrapper, and the vaginal tunnel tensed below my feet, seeming to pull apart. I breathed a sigh of relief. Finally, she was pulling me out.
Right then some blunt object came ramming up into the soles of my feet, smacking at them, too imprecise to be fingertips searching for my ankles.
“Hey…!” I cried, trying to squirm, but the rubbery walls were so thick and my body so fatigued, it didn’t do any good; I couldn’t move an inch.
The object stopped for a second, then came back, smashing into my feet again, and this time the force spread my legs, and swept them against one side of the slimy tunnel, allowing the object to blunder into my nuts, and make a forceful nudging motion, as if trying to grind them up like a pestle.
The floor of my stomach seemed to shake apart and collapse; I wheezed in pain as the object clumsily probed around my butt before retreating.
Now it seemed to have gone for good. A ragged gasp escaped my chest. My nuts still rang with pain but I was just glad they hadn’t been demolished. Through a dim haze, it occurred to me that I was trapped inside her pussy, but I couldn’t figure out what was attacking me. It was roughly the shape of a slender finger, but it couldn’t be, it was too rigid, and too small to be a dildo.
The tube seemed tighter all of a sudden, the musk choking up my lungs as I was forced to rely on it for oxygen, while the poor air quality kept me dizzy and stupid. It struck me only with concerted thought: the object must have been a tampon. That confirmed it: she didn’t know I was in here.
Wow… I thought, my nerves firing, close call. If she’d managed to insert it, it would have sealed me inside her like corked up wine.
During this time, a minute must have passed. Maybe the sense of relief was premature: I still needed to get out of here first.
Then the blunt object came back with a vengeance, smacking into me from below like a bowling ball, and now startlingly cold: the tip covered in slippery gel to ease its passage.
“No…!” I screamed, trying to flex my shoulders and rely on torso strength to shift around, seeing as my hands were pinned to my sides. “I’m in here!”
My voice was drowned out by a much louder, deeper sound: a husky feminine voice that came from the other side of the tunnel, groggy and half slurring with sleep.
"UGH, DAMMIT…”
Even at a mutter her voice muted my pitiful, muffled screams.
The tapered tip of the tampon continued to batter at me, sliding up my legs, sweeping them out of the way until they were plastered against one side of the tunnel, and then knocking away against my butt repeatedly with the force of a bludgeon. The ribbed shaft was thinly lined with lubricant, which was smeared over my legs and around my butt, and then as my butt cheeks were pushed apart, the cold gel ran up my crack.
It seemed I was even more flexible than I realized. One more battering blow into my butt cheeks and the pointed tip parted my anal passage and sunk in deep. There was a sickening plunging as the tampon raced upward, swelling up everything in its path as it went, before hitting some internal barrier and stopping.
The resulting intolerable pressure had my entire genital area weighing a ton, my anal sphincter felt like it had been attacked by wasps – it must have torn.
As if sensing something was wrong, the tampon now decided to make a retreat again. There was a small pulling feeling around my butt – I grimaced in despair – as she wound the string tight around her finger and tugged. But the tampon didn’t budge.
She tried again; pulling harder. There was a weird, nauseating feeling like my insides were stretching down. I was gritting my teeth so hard my gums hurt.
But the tampon still didn’t move. She gave a deep sigh of irritation.
“SHIT…” she murmured under her breath, then, after winding the string more tightly, it was given one almighty yank.
A scream tore from my lips as it felt like a fist buried inside my stomach was trying to punch down through my bowels. Then my body slipped, shot down and, with a wet pop, emerged into the cold air, spinning upside down on the end of the tampon string.
The inside of the toilet bowl encircled the horizon as I dangled helplessly between spread thighs, before rising above them, up under the notice of a pair of green eyes which stared down at me in horror.
“OH, FUCK—!”
There was an upward jolt, the walls of the bathroom rapidly rotated into view, then I was lowered, my head bumping a towel, with rest of me following, angling down until I was in a lying position, the terry cloth pressing against my cheek. Then the corners of the towel lifted on either side of me, taking me up into the air like a giant hammock as she carried it out of the bathroom.
A moment later, a hard surface pressed up beneath me as the towel was spread over the coffee table
Her massive form loomed over me to inspect the damage. The fingers of one hand slid around my lower belly, which was distended and rock hard. Starting at my lower ribs, the thumb made a series of palpating thrusts towards my groin, trying to coax the head of the tampon back down my chute. When that didn’t work, I was gently rolled onto my front while her thumb repeated the process down my spine to my tailbone. Then the thumb and fingertips moved to either side of my belly and began to pinch inwards, and roll back and forth over my cramping abdomen. Already unbearably firm, every squeeze made me feel like a car being compacted between hydraulic plates.
The fingers of the other hand captured the string and began to tug gently, until my insides were searing with pain.
“Stop!” I cried, gripping the towel so hard my knuckles were white. “Stop!”
“I KNOW IT HURTS,” she soothed, “BUT WE’RE GOING TO FIX THIS, OKAY?”
She jumped up again and strode out of the room.
“I NEED SOME TONGS…” she muttered, more to herself.
“No…” I uttered weakly, not knowing what I was in for except that it would occasion more horrendous suffering.
When she returned she didn’t have tongs, or any other medieval tools, but she had washed her hands and put on some clothes.
“WE’RE GOING TO THE VET,” she said, collecting her car keys.
“No!” I wailed.
The corners of the towel rose up, carrying me up into the air again in a giant sling. I curled my fists into the cloth, burying my face against it as I was conveyed through the house, out the front door and into the car, finally coming down to rest again on the passenger seat.
The car rolled out of the driveway, and shivers wracked my frame, running through the car upholstery, up through the tires, and churning my tender insides. Over the car engine, bubbling cries of pain issued from my lips, and over that, her repeated utterances of assurance.
The stiff bulk stopping up my internal cavity was putting pressure on my organs, which were in turn pushing against my lungs. Air raced thinly in and out of my chest, but not enough to fight against a growing dizzy spell that had my vision going dark.
*
The neighborhood dogs had gone crazy; yipping and barking at some unseen stimulus. I was lying in bed, wrapped up in sheets.
The dogs kept baying; so loud like they were up against the bedroom window. Animal nails raked at hard surfaces.
“Keep it down, I’m trying to sleep!” I groaned, rolling over.
The dogs went quiet for a millisecond, and then started up again.
“Jen…” I grumbled, “…could you please close the window…?”
A cat yowled.
My eyes cracked open. The comforting master bedroom walls were nowhere to be seen, and it wasn’t the queen bed mattress below, but the folds of a towel on a hard surface. Wrapped around my middle were not sheets but gauze bandages, all around my torso and over my butt, and beneath them I was naked. The smell of iodine antiseptic filled the enclosure, and when I coughed, an ache ripped up my stomach.
A shadowy room enclosed me – and strangely small, or, as big as a normal sized room compared to me. Even more strange, one wall was a barred gate. A prison cell?
It seemed like the setting for a surreal nightmare, but I was too alert to be dreaming.
The dogs quietened, listening. There were noises coming into earshot, and getting closer: the padding sounds of huge feet stepping linoleum. The noises tapped over the floor towards my box.
Like a light switching off, the bright wall out beyond the barred gate went dim as something huge passed by it and stopped. The massive form cast me in darkness.
My eyes narrowed and focused. It was the face of a young woman. The vet.
She clicked her tongue at me as if I was just another pet in a cage, and getting my attention, she then grinned.
“NOW, THERE’S A FAMILIAR FACE,” she cooed in at me. “SEEMS BIGGER THAN LAST TIME WE CAUGHT UP. NOT A LITTLE SPRINKLE ANYMORE – MORE LIKE THE FULL CUPCAKE. BUT JUST AS CUTE!”
“W-what happened?” I mumbled.
“SOUNDS LIKE YOU HAD A WILD NIGHT,” she exclaimed. “YOUR PARTNER SAID IT WAS A BACHELOR PARTY STUNT GONE WRONG. I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOUR BUDDIES WERE TRYING TO PROVE, BUT THEY MANAGED TO STUFF YOU LIKE A FAT LITTLE TURKEY. I HAD TO SNIP YOUR BELLY OPEN TO POKE AWAY AT THE STUFFING SO I COULD SEND IT BACK OUT THE WAY IT CAME.”
My head dropped back against the towel in disbelief, while a giant hand wearing a blue surgical glove shaded me as it went to flip the spring lock and the barred door gave a tiny squeal as it was rotated outwards to allow the hand to enter.
“AND THE ENTIRE TIME I WAS WORKING AWAY ON THE OPERATING TABLE, GUESS WHO WAS POKING UP PROUDLY?” Her gloved forefinger gave the head of my penis a tap. “THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO NEED TO STICK A CLAMP ON IT TO KEEP IT OUT OF THE WAY,” she added with a wink.
The gloved hand caught my glans between a forefinger and thumb, rolling it back and forth for inspection.
“WHAT A RIPE RED CHERRY,” she murmured, giving my glans a squeeze. “DON'T GET TOO EXCITED; YOU’LL POP!”
The vet fussed over the yipping occupants of the other enclosures – which I now realized were pet carry cages. Disturbingly, she used the same cheerful cooing voice to them as she did me. The animals mercifully settled down again after she left the room to attend to other work.
Sometime later, she returned, striding right up in front of my cage.
“SOMEONE’S LOOKING FOR YOU, MISTER CUPCAKE,” she sang, as her hand grasped the top of the cage, where there must have been a handle, sliding the box out, and then it was floating through the room at her side, the white clinic walls swaying past jauntily with her strides.
The hallway ended as the clinic lobby expanded around outside the bars, then the box rose like an elevator and clunked onto the surface of a long reception desk.
Jen appeared on the other side of the barred door, bowing down and peering in at me with concern. Seeing that I was conscious she gave me a small smile.
“HE’S A LITTLE FUZZY RIGHT NOW BECAUSE OF THE PAIN RELIEF,” the vet was saying, “AND I STARTED HIM ON A COURSE OF ANTIBIOTICS. HE’S GOT A FEW STITCHES DOWN THERE SO HOLD BACK ON THE BELLY RUBS, BUT THEY’LL KNIT RIGHT UP ON THEIR OWN. AND THE BACK PASSAGE AND THE CHUBBY LITTLE BUNDLE AT THE FRONT MIGHT BE A TINY BIT TENDER. BUT APART FROM THAT,” the cage walls thumped as her hand gave the roof an enthusiastic slap, “HE’S A HARDY, FIT LI’L FELLA AND I THINK HE’S ALL GOOD TO GO!”
Back home, the pet crate came down on the living room sofa. The barred wire door swung open and I took numb, wobbly steps out onto the seat while Jen put the cage away. Each step caused a lance of pain up my anus and deep into my stomach, so I began to gingerly lower myself down into a sitting position as she came back into the room. Crouching down by the sofa, she slid her fingertips under my jaw and delicately tilted my head up to examine my face, look into my eyes, then, satisfied, pressed a kiss against the top of my head.
Noticing her athletic wear, I asked:
“What did you do while I was at the vet?” My sense of time was shot, since a chunk of hours had jumped ahead while I was under sedation. It was now midday.
"I WENT JOGGING,” she shrugged, looking away, “HAD A SHOWER. HAD A LATTE, GOOGLED SOME WEDDING DRESSES. IF YOU HAVE AN OPINION, I MADE A LIST OF DESIGNERS."
"While I was in surgery,” I confirmed, “hovering between life and death, you were looking at wedding dresses...?"
"OH, SHUSH. I DIDN'T PUT AN ORDER DOWN. JUST GETTING A VISUAL, FIGURING OUT A PRICE POINT."
"I can't believe you..."
“OH, AND I TOLD CHRISTINE ABOUT YESTERDAY. SHE’S GOING TO BE MY MAID OF HONOR.”
"Please don't tell me you told Christine about this..."
"OF COURSE. SHE'S BACK IN MY LIFE NOW SO WE TALK A LITTLE. AND YOU'RE BACK IN MY LIFE SO I TALK ABOUT YOU."
"Uggghhh. I need another hit of something. Do we have any ibuprofen…?”
“ENOUGH MEDS!,” she cautioned, after bringing me a plastic shot cup filled with water from the kitchen, “YOU’RE DOPED UP ENOUGH. YOU CAN BARELY SIT STRAIGHT.”
She tilted the cup as I took a couple of small sips, not drinking too much; worried about filling up my carved up stomach. The cup was put aside on the coffee table as I burped and then collapsed forwards in a wince as it elicited a small spasm of pain in my gut. She just chuckled and there was a sharp trace of vanilla as she brushed her thumb over my lips to wipe my mouth.
Pausing to examine me for a moment, she said:
“PERMISSION TO CUDDLE, PILOT?”
I sighed.
“Granted. But don’t touch my stomach.”
“LIKE THIS—?”
Lightning fast, she gave my belly a light tap with her fingernail, triggering a tiny stab of pain in my gut. I hugged my arms around myself in defence.
“Argh – Yes! Don’t do that!”
She did it again.
“Don’t – Stop it.”
I swatted my arms at the nail as it returned, but it successfully darted around my arms and pushed against my stomach lightly.
“Gah! That hurts! Knock it off.”
The nail was coming back.
“Permission denied. No cuddling.”
The nail curled up and withdrew again.
“OKAY. NO MORE.”
Standing, she kicked her sneakers aside and pulled off her running jacket, leaving an athletic crop top that left her stomach exposed.
Cupped hands positioned themselves down on the seat in front of me, I crawled unsteadily onto the velvety soft, vanilla-scented palms, moving slowly so I didn’t ignite pain in my belly. Then she dropped onto the sofa, reclining against propped up pillows and placing me onto her abdominal wall, forming a natural mattress.
I collapsed onto my side as her fingertips curled over my shoulder and began to massage, taking care to avoid my tender stomach while she checked her phone with her other hand. Her stomach expanded against my cheek in gentle, rhythmic waves as she inhaled, and below the wall of muscle, emitting faint gurgles.
“THIS MORNING,” she said, sounding chastened, “I DIDN’T REALIZE YOU WERE DOWN THERE.”
“I know,” I mumbled.
“FORGIVE ME?”
“It was an accident. There’s nothing to forgive.”
Her stroking fingers paused, she seemed to be in thought. Then she went on:
“I DON’T KNOW IF YOU ARE AWARE, BUT,” her voice lowered as if to let me in on a secret: “WHILE YOUR LEGS WERE STICKING OUT, YOUR COCK WAS PUSHING UP INTO MY CLIT, AND IT WAS ACTUALLY KIND OF BEAUTIFUL: YOU WERE CUPPING ME, YOUR COCK WAS THE BIG SPOON, AND I WAS MAKING YOU THROB LIKE CRAZY. IT FELT SO GOOD THAT I…MAY HAVE TRIED TO KEEP YOU IN THERE A LITTLE LONGER THAN I…PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE…”
Her voice trailed off, awaiting my response. I listened patiently and understood everything she said, but it made little impact; my senses were dulled from the drugs. Lacking words, I gave a dry, resigned laugh.
She hesitated as if not sure how to interpret this. With her fingertips resting on my shoulder, her thumb curled over my head and began tousling my hair.
“HEY…” she declared, “I REALLY LOVE YOU. I COULD JUST EAT YOU UP LIKE DESSERT.”
“I love you more.”
A forefinger and thumb gave my head a soft, grateful squeeze.
“I ALREADY KNOW THAT. I RECALL THAT YOU ATE ME UP A NUMBER OF TIMES LAST NIGHT. MOST EXCELLENT STUFF BY THE WAY.”
She was on her phone then for a little while, letting me rest. I was asleep almost as soon as my eyelids closed. Suddenly it was a little later, her voice rumbled back into my awareness, a finger tapping my shoulder to get my attention.
“OH, I WAS GOING TO TELL YOU,” she was saying, “A GUY CALLED ME; SOUNDED LIKE HE WANTED TO MEET UP WITH YOU.”
“Did he say why?” I muttered, voice hoarse from napping.
“JUST THAT HE WAS FROM A FILM AGENCY OR SOMETHING.”
My eyelids cracked open and I blinked.
“Oh…” I said, with realization. Sounded like another media outfit looking to shoot another interview.
“So he wants to visit us?”
“I DON’T THINK SO,” she said slowly. “HE WANTS TO MEET YOU IN TOWN FOR A DRINK.”
Well, that sounded less confronting than a ready camera crew knocking at the door.
“Did he say where or when?”
“HE ACTUALLY CALLED EARLIER IN THE WEEK, BUT WITH EVERYTHING GOING ON I’VE SORTA BEEN BLOWING HIM OFF. BUT IF YOU’RE INTERESTED, I’LL GIVE HIM A CALL BACK AND SEE IF WE CAN SET SOMETHING UP.”
“Yeah,” I muttered. “Maybe I’m crazy but I think I want to.”
Compared to the nerve-wracking meeting with Jasper at insect size, a meeting with someone – potentially anyone else – at mouse size seemed like nothing.
She began to scroll through her phone, looking for the guy’s details.
“WHAT IF I COME WITH?” she said. “FOR SUPPORT. I MEAN, WE’RE TOGETHER NOW, SO WE DO THINGS TOGETHER.”
“I don’t see why not,” I said, feeling a small surge of brightness through the haze of the anesthesia and fatigue. I nuzzled against her belly, closing my eyes again. “Thanks, babe.”
A thumbpad slid over the nape of my neck to the crown of my head and rested there, applying faint downward pressure that was unmistakably possessive, but also warm and somehow relaxing, lulling me into sleep again.
“I GOT YOU, LITTLE MAN.”
Chapter 18: A Different Proposal by Zerda
We were headed into the inner city.
Jennifer drove, with me squeezed in place between her thighs. Normally she let me ride shotgun in a specially made harness, except when we were doing something new, or she was anxious. Today, it was both.
It was unfortunate I could not drive; I was the patient, considerate driver. She was not. With reckless abandon she pounced on gaps, openings, and head starts, as if these scored you bonus points in a standard driver’s test. When I, normal size, had driven her, she’d given cocky drivers’ scandalized death glares from the passenger seat and tapped me, urging things like, ‘You see that, guy? – Beep him!’ and then reached over and slapped the horn because I never did. Yet, if an irate driver had marched up to my window and tried to wrench me out of the car, I didn’t have the same confidence that I could karate chop him.
Now, from my low vantage point at seat level the speedometer was too high up to see, and probably that was a good thing. Under her watch the red needle tended to creep up and up. And at my size, the forces of physics felt amplified, making turns feel like riding a crazy mouse coaster. Each sharp turn her thighs would grip me even tighter. Then the thigh muscles flexed subtly against my ribcage every time she prodded the accelerator down, or relieved it. Each tap of the brakes was accompanied by my chest being scrunched inwards. At one point, a rapid, last second application of pressure to the brake pumped my chest between her thighs so fast it winded me. There was a tiny breathless squeak as the air whooshed out of my lungs, and I squirmed frantically, fighting the pressure of her legs to try and get my chest to expand back to normal size.
“OOPS,” she murmured, reaching one hand down from the steering wheel to brush a couple of soft fingertips against my scalp, “SORRY. FELT YOU SQUISH A LITTLE THERE. IT’S THE TRAFFIC…”
The morning commute sounds played around over my head while, caught in place between her brawny thighs, constant vibrations ran through my tiny body from the bumpy road contact. Not uncomfortable, actually like sitting in an electric massage chair. The vibration of my butt cheeks and lower spine was a little tender though. Luckily her vibrating thighs were not pressed against my lower front, otherwise it probably would have enlivened my dick, and I really didn’t need to make such a memorable first impression on my breakfast host.
We were in an uptown, leafy green part of the city, with plenty of walking space, and a quiet day, so Jen had no hesitation carrying me up the paved streets in her hand. Some guys’ made eyes at Jen and, passing, their heads swivelled to follow, but they didn’t notice me. She kept her eyes front but she must have noticed them. She pulled me in a little closer to her body until I was sheltered just below her bust, while her thumb began to stroke my spine.
I had my own apprehensions to contend with. From the elevation of her hand, the green maples came at me with a lurch of déjà vu: it was somewhere around these park-lined, open paved streets that I had sat up in a rooftop café on my first date with Samantha. As to how well that turned out, I was pretty sure she was in a courtroom somewhere turning the charm up to eleven to convince some antediluvian old judge out of rapping her with prison time.
It turned out the venue was past the maple park, down a narrow street lined with ethnic food houses and bright signs. It was uptown, but not on stage; the narrow streets and terraced façades provided a measure of privacy. The destination was a breakfast house called Nineteen39 with black and white façade, plain white sign with typewriter font, housed in a building so inconspicuous and narrow we missed it the first time until the lot numbers had us turn back to find it had unexpectedly materialized in a lot we thought we’d already checked.
We headed inside; the café was bigger on the inside, extending out into outdoor dining space. A man in a casual suit and Ray-Bans, sitting at one of the closer tables looked up from his phone call and waved us over to a table at the side, in the corner. He was bald with tanned skin, a pencil line chin strap beard and moustache, and expressive, fast-moving eyes that made him look younger than he probably was – either that, or the half-drunk espresso on the table in front of him was not nearly his first for the day.
He stared at me as we approached, his eyes lit up.
“JERRY!” he said as if we knew each other – but admittedly not an unusual reaction for a stranger ever since I’d done a TV special on my miniature condition.
I wrenched my arm out of my containment in Jennifer’s fist and went to thrust my hand into the air so he could shake it between his fingertips but he was too fast for me. His huge fist was already swinging through the air towards me, his pointer finger slightly extended, making a curled up hook at my chest level. I stared at it a little disconcerted; it looked like he was aiming to punch me with a pointer knuckle jab, but then he said:
"BUMP ME, LI'L BRO."
I bumped my fist into his knuckle.
"FARRIS FRANKLIN,” he introduced himself, lowering his hand again. “FARRIS, NOT FERRIS LIKE FERRIS BUELLER. DON'T QUOTE IT TO ME; I KNOW ALL THE QUOTES."
He briskly pulled out a seat at the table for Jennifer, and went around the other side, sliding into seat opposite her. The polished wooden table surface came up under my feet as she took her seat and placed me down directly in front of her.
“This is my fiancée, Jennifer,” I said, patting her hand which was resting on the table against me. It suddenly occurred to me that I was leaning on the back of her hand like the armrest of a sofa. I quickly scooted away and sat up straight, concentrating on Farris’ face, trying to model my features on his; cool and friendly, but not unbusinesslike.
“AH, YOU’RE THE OTHER HALF,” he nodded, shaking her hand over the table. “AND LET ME GUESS, YOU’RE THE ONE WHO PULLS ALL THE STRINGS.”
“NO,” Jen replied. “ONLY MOST OF THEM.”
Farris grinned and then his voice was firing down at me again:
“JERRY, YOU’VE BEEN ON MY MIND. BUT YOU HAD ME STRAPPING ON MY NIKES TRYING TO FLAG YOU DOWN." He had his arms over the table, patting the pads of his fingertips together idly. His eyebrow quirked. "DON'T YOU READ EMAILS?"
"I was sick last week," I replied, after a pause.
He shook his head.
“AND I WAS IN MADRID LAST WEEK – TRUE. BUT I’M BACK, AND YOU’RE BETTER. LISTEN: ARM YOURSELF WITH AN IPHONE AND DON’T EVER LEAVE THE HOUSE WITHOUT IT. WANNA TALK ABOUT WHAT I DO: I’M WITH A MIDSIZE TALENT AGENCY AND AT THE MOMENT WE’RE IN NEGOTIATIONS WITH A FILM PRODUCER WHO MAY BE INTERESTED IN SIGNING YOU ON FOR SOME WORK.”
It didn’t register at first. I stared back at him as if waiting for him to say more.
“YOU MEAN ACTING?” said Jennifer.
“PERFORMING,” Farris clarified.
“Don’t I need some kind of training for that?” I asked.
“YOU'RE A SPECIAL CASE, JERRY,” Farris said. “YOU DON'T HAVE A PRE-EXISTING BODY OF WORK, BUT YOU HAVE A WORKEABLE BODY." He made a vague hand gesture at me, like an up and down wave to connote my size. "YOU'RE UNIQUE AND YOU ALREADY KNOW THAT.”
The young female server passed by our table with cappuccinos which we hadn’t yet asked for – apparently Farris had ordered them for us before we arrived. Mine was in a proportionately correct ceramic mug, and I took it in wonder and appreciation that I could hold it by the handle and drink from it like a normal person. It must have been a toy or something, but it functioned as a cup perfectly fine.
After serving us, the young female server’s eyes got stuck on me. My heart seized up with dread. Then her eyes met Farris and he gave her the faintest of looks, but it seemed to make her pass away again without remark to me. In any other context the woman would have made a small scene over me, except for Farris's subtle intervention. Being recognized in public was one thing but some of these encounters resulted in being picked up, stroked, and even tickled by – usually young women – who totally lost all their scruples about physical contact at the sight of a miniature human being.
My esteem of this guy just kept rising and rising. I gazed back up at him with growing interest.
“THINK: VERY PARTICULAR ROLES,” he was saying. “IF WE COULD CLONE YOU, WE WOULD. BUT THERE’S JUST ONE OF YOU AND MY TEAM WANTS TO SNAP YOU UP.”
“Will I be walking around on movie sets?” I asked, feeling awestruck. Farris interpreted this question as a fitness concern.
“GOOD QUESTION. FILM CREW WILL HAVE PEOPLE TO HELP YOU OUT. BUT STAYING ON TOP OF A FITNESS REGIME'S A WISE MOVE. I CAN LINK YOU UP WITH A PERSONAL TRAINER – ALSO A JERRY, SO YOU ALREADY HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON.”
“Sure.”
Inwardly, I had no interest taking up this offer, fronting up to a man Jerry to stare down at me, gauging, trying to put himself in my shoes, thinking there but for the grace of God go I.
The other man shifted in his chair.
“I’M BEYOND INFORMATIONAL. DON’T WANNA TURN UP THE PRESSURE, BUT IF YOU’RE INTERESTED YOU NEED TO RACE BACK TO ME ON IT, SO I CAN SET YOU UP.”
A set of tanned knuckles brandished over the table like a speeding car, the fingers unfurling to grasp my hand. We shook while Jennifer was rummaging in her handbag for her purse to pay for our drinks, but Farris put a hand up.
“STOP RIGHT THERE,” he said. “ALL ON ME. I KNOW THE MANAGER.”
He stood up, tucking his chair in.
“HATE TO LEAVE YOU GUYS. GOT A BUSINESS ERRAND. BUT JERRY,” his bright, keen eyes peered into mine as he lifted his Ray-Bans off his head, “THINK ABOUT IT. GET YOURSELF A PHONE AND HIT ME UP. MAKE ME YOUR FIRST CALL.”
He moved towards the front exit.
“KEEP THE MUG,” he said, turning back in the doorway to me before he left. “IT’S YOURS.”
He strode out the café door and headed up the street.
I rotated the mug in my hands to find it stamped with his name, agency and contact details.
We stayed in the coffee house a little while longer, because Jennifer wanted to eat something. She came back to the table with some toast, parts of which she tore off and tried to feed me. After chewing some I gave up, too distracted to eat. The nerves suppressed my appetite. If I accepted Farris’s offer did that mean I had a job? I hadn’t thought there might be a line of work for someone my size.
“ARE YOU JERRY MOUSSEAU?”
A young female voice gushed from just over my head. Blinking and looked up, I found the young female server standing over the table, gazing down at me. She had returned.
“Yes.”
“FARRIS IS SO COOL – YOU KNOW HIM?” she asked, with rising excitement.
“I do now,” I shrugged.
“CAN I GET A SELFIE WITH YOU?” she asked, already pulling out her smartphone. “I WANT TO PROVE I MET YOU BEFORE YOU GET FAMOUS!”
At this, Jennifer chuckled quietly.
Meanwhile the girl was bending over the other side of the table until her butt was in the air, bringing her face down while she angled the phone in front of her.
“COME HERE A SECOND—”
Suddenly her other arm was covering the distance towards me, and in one swoop her cupped hand hooked around my shoulders and was effortlessly sweeping me away from Jennifer, and towards her own big looming face.
The polished table surface was rolling under my butt before I bumped softly into her cheek and – snap – she took the picture, her fingers fenced around my front with the pressure of her thumb against the back of my head. I lifted an arm and did some air horns as she winked into the camera while taking the second shot.
The enclosure of her hand released me as she rose off the table again. Then she flipped through the shots she’d taken.
“AW, THAT IS SO, SO SWEET!” she mewled, her cheeks slightly pinker. “YOU ARE SUCH A CUTE LITTLE BABY MAN – MY FRIENDS ARE GONNA BE SO JEALOUS I GOT TO TOUCH YOU!”
One of my hands was nipped between her fingertips and lifted in a gentle, grateful shake, before she left the table again.
I stretched my legs out, intending to stay where I was on the opposite side of the table, reminded that this is where I would have been sitting if I’d been normal size. But Jennifer had other ideas.
Her arm lunged across the table, one curled pointer finger turning upwards not to do the come hither gesture but to hook the long nail up under the bottom of my shirt. Even with my loose fitting clothes there was barely any more room and the hard nail slid in firmly against my bare belly, grazing the healed but still slightly tender incision wound. Then the arm was retracting again, taking me with it, my butt once more sliding over the frictionless table surface until I was back on her side of the table.
The fingertips of her other hand came in to squeeze my shoulders so she could slide her pointer out from against my chest, and as the nail curved out from the hem, it not only irritated my stomach again but inadvertently nudged the crotch of my pants.
The ease with which I could be slid back and forth over the tabletop like a chess piece was unnerving, but I didn’t say anything. My brain was still hung on the talk with Farris.
Her attention returned to her food as she said:
“SO, WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?”
“I’m still trying to figure it out,” I said, tugging and smoothing my shirt down.
“YOU WANNA GO FOR IT OR WHAT?”
“It’s just—”
“OPEN UP, CUTIE—” a corner of buttered toast materialized in front of me, conveyed by a giant hand, and bumped into my lips. Without thinking, I bit off a chunk and started chewing. Satisfied, the hand withdrew again. She said:
“IT’S JUST WHAT?”
“It’s come out of nowhere.”
She paused in thought.
“I DON’T THINK SO,” she said slowly. “THE WORLD IS CATCHING UP WITH SOMETHING I’VE KNOWN FOR A WHILE ALREADY.”
“What’s that?”
One corner of her lips quirked in a smile.
“YOU’RE WORTH HOURS OF ENTERTAINMENT.”
“It’s different. This is in front of lots of people – total strangers. And I need—”
Another torn off toast crumb was bumping my mouth.
“HAVE SOME MORE,” she insisted. “DON’T MAKE ME FINISH IT ON MY OWN.”
I quickly forced it down.
“SORRY, YOU WERE SAYING?”
“Preparation. If they just let me work some things out around it first…”
“YOU’RE HOT STUFF RIGHT NOW,” she shrugged, giving a small nod in the direction of the female server who was across the room, over at the counter. “MAKE THE MOST OF IT.”
She held me still with one hand as her other patted at my face with a napkin. It gave me a flashback to the dab washes, but at my current size, her touch wasn’t nearly as vigorous. Once the paper had stopped stroking around my face, I said:
“I thought you’d try and talk me out of it.”
She frowned faintly.
“WHY?”
“It means being out of the house for hours at a time.”
“SO? YOU’RE CAPABLE OF THAT. YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT NOW.”
My butt was beginning to get numb on the hard tabletop. I shifted my weight, trying to get comfy again.
After I’d first shrunk, I’d wanted nothing more than to escape Jen’s house, but dating Samantha had shaken my confidence about foraying into the outside world.
“Yeah. Guess I am.”
“YOU WANT IT OR WILL I?” She was referring to the last strip of toast. Then, before I could answer, she shot:
“TRY AND TAKE IT FROM ME.”
And, capturing the toast between her teeth, her head angled down in front of me, closer, until there was contact, and she tried to tickle my face with the tip of the toast. I wrapped my mouth around the end and tugged, trying to tear a tiny piece off. As soon as my jaw closed around the bread, her lips pursed powerfully and the toast was wrenched deeper into her mouth. My head jerked into hers until my face was caught by the crevice between her lips like a baseball in a mitt, and pressed into her big wet pucker, holding it there for a moment by pure sucking force, basting me in her saliva and warm surges of her caffeinated breath.
My head came free with a small wet pop, and I hastily began scrubbing the saliva and tiny toast particles off my cheeks and mouth.
She smiled with exasperation.
“YOU’RE MAKING A LOT OF EXCUSES AND I THINK YOU SHOULD JUST BE MORE LIKE ME AND BE SPONTANEOUS AND HAVE FUN.”
I looked away, not saying anything. She didn’t understand that at my size, you couldn’t afford to be spontaneous. You had to plan everything; even a walk down to the mailbox needed to be timed to avoid being trampled by a passing jogger.
*
Things happened fast, and then it was the night before I was due to leave. I would be staying at an apartment in the city while I worked, coming home every few weeks, if possible.
Jen washed me with a warm hand wipe in preparation for cleaning my stomach wound. I lay on my back on a towel laid on the table, and she hovered over me. Some minutes passed as she kept a small wet sponge pressed to my stomach, then, after my wound was soaked, she began to peel the tape and gauze off. Since she couldn’t touch my torso, she held me still by gently clasping my head between her fingertips – an unavoidably convenient handhold – while her other hand pulled at the bandage which now separated from my flesh as wet cloth.
Luckily, she wasn’t squeamish. But I was a little squeamish, sometimes. Just stupid, minor, harmless things. Such as the slow unwrapping of bandages, not knowing what would be underneath; knitted together new skin, or a huge hole and a raging infection. Not only that, but if anything looked amiss, she would have carted me straight back to the vet for examination.
“Jush…mm…mmmphf,” I muttered, just as the edge of her thumb accidentally slipped around the side of my head and smushed my lips, as well as my nose and one eye.
She quickly corrected her grasp, sliding the thumb back against my temple, brushing my ear back and forth apologetically. At least it was more tolerable than the ‘dab wash’, where I had been so tiny that an accidental slip of her thumb could have squashed me flat.
“Just be careful,” I stammered. It was hard to remember she was capable of being gentle when her hands were so big and tipped with sharp nails.
“SURE,” she murmured, overly focused on what she was doing.
She bent low over me as she inspected the wound, her warm breath swept over my wet skin. It didn’t appear to be so bad; the slash was closed up, the stitches had been removed a couple of days ago. It was red and itchy, but not sore. Satisfied, she took up a pair of tweezers and began plucking at the broken off stray threads of stiches. My stomach twitched every time the tweezer prongs darted close, though she was expertly delicate. Finishing, she decided it didn't need to be covered with bandage anymore, it could be left bare.
“EXCITED YET?” she said, moving to the sofa while I stood on the coffee table.
“It’s excitement or it’s nerves.”
She let out a sigh.
“BIG STEP FOR YOU, HUH?”
“This was always going to happen. I was packing to move away before the Flip party. It’s harder now, but it’s happening, somehow.”
“IT’S HAPPENING,” she repeated, more to herself. Then she went on with a murmur:
“WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITHOUT MY LITTLE CO-PILOT?”
“Plane’s not going to crash.”
“THE COCKPIT MIGHT GET KIND OF LONELY.” She propped her head up on her hand, observing me coolly beneath her lashes. “THERE’S ALWAYS THAT RETURN FLIGHT.”
“Can we…” I sighed, “…not talk in metaphors?”
“YOU’RE FLYING OVER TOMORROW,” she pointed out. “SO, RELEVANT.”
Then she looked away, uttering a kind of long groan and taking a deep breath. She rubbed her palms over her face and then smoothed her hair.
I stared at her cautiously.
“Are you…okay?”
“YEAH…” She gave me a faint, slightly forced smile. “A LITTLE MEMENTO FOR MY LITTLE MANLET?”
“What kind of memento?”
She squirmed her finger to beckon me.
I padded over to her.
Her hand reared up, snatched me and flipped me onto my back, and my pants were yanked off with a careless downward flick of her thumbnail, which then set upon my thighs and pelvis, wiggling to tickle me, getting as humanly close to my member as possible without actually making contact. As my dick began to harden, I yelped in breathless laughter, kicking and struggling.
Before I could free myself, her tongue was sponging up from my feet, along my bare legs before touching upon my groin, and tugging my member upwards to my stomach as it briefly stuck to the bumpy surface. As my member sprang free again, the wet mass of her tongue carried on up my stomach, and smearing over the incision scarline. The slimy pressure of her tongue’s passage over my abdomen made the scar break out in tingling itchy pain. I huffed in discomfort, next second the red lumpy mass surmounted my chest and humped over my face, burying my vision in warm, bubbly darkness.
The tongue swirled vigorously around until my facial features ached from the stretch, and my eyes and nose ached from being squashed down by the forceful muscle. It’s sticky surface peeled my eyelids and lips back, and indiscriminately ran over my delicate eyeballs and the tip wormed its way into my mouth, flicking up against the roof of my mouth, flattening my own substantially smaller tongue beneath it. As the tip of her tongue departed my mouth, the powerful suction caused a burst of pain to shoot through my head.
Groaning, I tried to sit up, but her shiny nails collected all around my peripheral vision as they attached themselves to my skull to secure my head. My body jerked tense as her lips glommed around my shaft and began to pump it with alarming vacuuming force, so great that it caused my hips to buck back and forth between her mouth and the towel. Her fingers hooked around my legs, drawing them together tight to prevent me from kicking, and in doing so, accidentally stretching me painfully taut until I was reduced to a quivering whimper as the muscles across my body rippled and seized up in a blinding orgasm.
The pressure of her lips remained around my member for a moment longer, as the tip of her tongue toyed with my spent dick, roguishly flicking and nuzzling my aching tip, and gently sucking on my balls, tormenting my desperate need to rest. She indulged in one last unbridled lip-smacking flexion of my length for what seemed like an ungodly long moment, and finally I was let go, sinking back into the towel in utter exhaustion.
As I lay back limply against the table, panting for breath, an alcohol wipe was dabbed over my prickling, sensitive stomach to clean up the bubbly ropes of saliva.
Later, in bed, I curled up against the pillow, with a fold of sheet covering my body, and Jen lying on my other side.
“I DON’T WANT TO TIRE YOU OUT,” she said, as her great form rolling to face me, “YOU NEED TO BE FIT FOR TOMORROW. BUT THAT DOESN’T MEAN WE CAN’T CUDDLE.”
“Of course,” I replied, beginning to shift closer to her, grateful for the offer of warmth and soft affection.
Suddenly my hands were clawing the mattress as I was being dragged by my ankle below the dark ceiling of the blanket. My body inclined, humping up over her warm lush surfaces, and I was quickly disorientated in the darkness. Warm air whispered past me as an arm bumped me, a nail accidentally poking my back as it went to hook under the hem of the expanse of pyjama t-shirt, creating a cave which I was speedily ushered under. The air pressed in, sweltering, balmy, lightly spritzed with body odor as I was trapped beneath both her t-shirt and the blanket. On my other side, her supple midsection seemed to work back and forth all over me, but actually I was being massaged into it.
Still dragged by my ankles, I was whipped up a lush hill. Here, the grasp around my ankles climbed to my ribcage, and, ensconced in her commanding grip, I was manoeuvred back and forth in wild, joyous arcs around the plump mammary. The nipple pricked up and poked me in the face several times as I was bulldozed over her flesh in dizzying laps while she used her other hand to work herself up down below. My lungs pulled at the humid, stuffy air until they ached and my head swam. Her moan of pleasure vibrated against me through her chest wall. The ‘cuddling’ part of the deal was quickly forgotten.
Sweat was making my body slick, and my body slipped a little. The insistent force of fingertips quickly nudged up my chest and captured my neck. But now my throat was accidentally squeezed shut while she manipulated my head against her raw, tender nipple, urging for me to suck on it. I couldn’t speak; my larynx was virtually flattened between two fingerprints. Made stupid by the dwindling air, I lapped and gummed it the nipple like a starving baby animal.
Below, her legs parted, creating a great canyon between her thighs into which her other hand dove to heighten her pleasure. I was rolled from one heaving breast to the other and back again, rising up the mass on either side, urgently being latched onto the aching nipple at the summit, then returned to the previous breast, all the time feeling like a bear trap was viced around my neck.
For all this effort, she let out a wail, while her nails bit into my body, pinning me to her right breast for the duration of her climax. Finally the pressure around my neck subsided as she readjusted her grip of my body. Now that we were both spent, I was summarily poked down into the perspiring pocket of cleavage until hemmed from every side, with only my head sticking out. A pointer finger alighted upon the crown of my head, pushing downwards until the dull pressure of her breasts rolled in place over my cheeks and forehead. In lieu of saying goodnight, the pointer scratched the top of my head affectionately.
My torso swelled and sunk inwards in rhythm with the expansions of her mighty ribcage, which caused the walls of her mammaries to collapse in against me, and relax, over and over. Groaning and straining, feeling like a fish stuck in the slimy gullet of a bigger fish, I fought to get my head to pop free, only for her sleepy pointer to return and poke me down again. A minute later, I repeated this exercise, only to get poked down again. Minutes later, I tried a third time, and now she was asleep, her finger didn’t return. Within another short period, I was asleep too.
Chapter 19: Big City by Zerda
Author's Notes:
Locations such as Bayside (Jen and Jerry's home town), the city of St Palma, and neighborhood of Tiferno, are fictional.
Jennifer’s hand was tense around me like a spring coil, her gait brisk and energized. I could sense she was anxious. Her pulse throbbed through her thumbpad, pressed into my chest, at times making me confuse her rapid heartbeat for my own. But mine was probably not going much slower.
I didn’t need to hand anything over at the baggage handling desk; my luggage was so small it fit in a single carry-on bag which would come aboard with me. After checking me in and getting my boarding pass, she took a seat in the corner of an airport café, offside the main walkways of public exposure, putting me down on the table. One of the things about being so small; people didn’t tend to see me unless they stopped and looked hard, plus Jen had the tendency of cupping her hand around me to forestall unwanted attention.
Now she rolled up my shirt hem and delicately ran her pinky finger over my stomach, probing in an exploratory way. Fuzz was starting to push up over my stomach since the Vet had shaved it off. The incision line running along my lower belly was red in areas and prickled a little at her touch, but the wound was closed and the stitches were gone. Still, I must have recoiled unconsciously at the physical contact, and she’d sensed it.
“DOES IT STILL HURT?” she enquired quietly.
“No,” I said, self-consciously pushing at her hand.
“NO AIRPORT PHARMACY,” she lamented, “BUT YOU STILL HAVE SOME REMAINING OXYCODONE,” – the Vet had prescribed me this after my surgery “—I GOT IT IN MY PURSE IF YOU WANT SOME BEFORE YOU GET ON THE PLANE.”
“I don’t need it. But why is it in your purse…?”
She scoffed, feigning indignation.
“DON’T WORRY, YOU. THE AMOUNT YOU WERE PRESCRIBED IS LIKE TABLE SALT TO ME.”
“It’s fine. It doesn’t hurt.” I rolled my shirt down.
“GOOD,” she tickled under my chin and gave me a quick wink: “AND ANYWAY, I’M MORE OF A VODKA GIRL.”
After we passed through the security gates, we went to a customer service reception, where an assistance officer would escort me onto the plane. She took a seat in a waiting bay, holding me on her thigh, her fingers curled behind me like the backrest of a chair. One of her fingers was tucked against my front, but roaming me as if to satisfy an anxious compulsion, and kept sliding under my top up to trace the scar on my belly with her nail, as if needing to check it again had all healed properly. I didn’t squirm, but just let her do it, enjoying her warm touch, which was calming my own nerves, while trying to ignore the prickling sensation of her nail against my slightly tender wound area.
Looking around she suddenly exclaimed, glibly:
"HOW CAN YOU BE SO SMALL AND YET SO BUSY AT THE SAME TIME? HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?”
“Well, I have a job now.”
“YOU ALREADY HAVE A JOB. YOUR JOB IS TO STAND AROUND AND LOOK ADORABLE.”
"This gives me an outlet. And a wage."
“YOU HAVE MONEY.”
“I’m getting paid for doing something other than just being some sad little tiny person.”
"I'M SUPPOSED TO BE THE BREADWINNER HERE!” she said, feigning annoyance, “I'M THE ONE WHO GOES TO WORK AND YOU’RE THE LUCKY LITTLE GUY WHO GETS TO MASSAGE MY FEET WHEN I GET HOME."
“You told me I should try it,” I pointed out.
“YEAH,” she said slowly. “I KNOW. I MEANT IT. THERE’S JUST A LOT GOING ON; I WANT YOU TO BE READY FOR IT ALL.”
“I will be.”
“CALL ME WHEN YOU LAND, LITTLE PILOT.”
“I promise.”
I reached my hand up towards her, making a grabbing motion. She could already read my mind, and brought me up against her lips for a relatively chaste kiss, a peck, although, due to the sheer size of her lips compared to my face, even a chaste kiss could be steamy and overpowering on my end.
“Love you, kitten,” I said after turning my head to the side.
Her eyes flew open and I was dropped from her face again. She didn’t like that one. A fingernail flew forward and uncurled rapidly in front of my face, giving my nose a small flick.
The assistance officer appeared, wheeling a cart with a booster seat in it. I was strapped into the booster seat.
"ALL SET…?" Jen said, observing me, “SURE YOU DON’T NEED ANYTHING?”
"I’m fine, really," I grunted. "I'm a grown man." Yet, it was painfully obvious I was strapped up in a tiny seat like a small child. And I was much, much smaller than a small child.
"YOU'RE A MAN," she said, giving my cheek a teasing poke, "BUT I NEED SOME CONVINCING ON THE OTHER PART."
"I can figure it out." She was acting like I was a little kid going off to my first day at school. Or, a baby going off to playschool.
Then the officer was wheeling me past the boarding gates, through the glass-walled jet bridge into the plane. At the plane’s entrance, the officer took me up in the booster seat, and carried it down the plane aisle to a seat at the back, just outside the galley, the area where the food was stored.
The officer attached the booster seat to the regular seat, and I was given a special little remote to control the TV, and an earphone which I draped around my neck.
After take-off, I soon drifted to sleep. During the flight, I was awoken as one of the flight attendants with a powdered complexion emerged from the galley bringing me tiny packeted meals and drinks.
She knelt by my chair and, with everyone around either sleeping or with headphones on, she said in a hushed voice:
“EXCUSE ME, ARE YOU JERRY MOUSSEAU?”
“Yes,” I replied, warily eyeing her suppressed smile at the sight of me.
“DON’T MEAN TO BOTHER YOU, BUT I SAW YOU ON TV AND JUST WANTED TO SAY HI. NEVER THOUGHT I’D SEE YOU HERE. YOU’RE AN ACTIVE LITTLE GUY. BUT IT’S REALLY NICE TO SEE.”
“Thank you.”
She stroked my arm with a finger and then stood and departed again.
Growing up, I used to be a bad traveller, the childish impatience of waiting. Now that I'd grown down, I loved it: the waiting was tinged with anticipation of something different, something more, something bigger. The flight was calm but I was too anxious to sleep, or even pay attention to an in-flight movie. With some music playing through my earphone the plane touched down at the big, lit up St Palma airport.
As most of the other passengers disembarked, one of the flight attendant’s detached my booster chair, and carried it – with me still strapped inside, plus my carry-on bag – off the plane, where I was transferred to another customer service officer, who wheeled me on a cart to the arrival gate.
The guy with sunglasses and gel-slicked hair who strode up to us wasn’t even carrying a sign that said my name, he rightly knew I’d be instantly recognizable. Farris had set me up with him; he was arranged to be my driver, or as Farris had put it ‘Gofer.’
“HEY THERE, CHIEF, SO…” he said somewhat awkwardly, sizing me up with his eyes. It made me wonder if he’d seen the TV special about me, or if this was the first time he’d seen someone my size.
"Hi," I said quickly, "Rafael Simon, right?"
"LET’S JUST GO WITH RAF. AND YOU'RE JERRY. COOL?"
"Cool," I nodded.
He extended the pad of his index finger upwards at my chest and I slipped my hand onto it to shake his ‘hand’. Then he hefted the booster seat up – me still inside – and took it out into the parking area, along with my carry-on.
“LIGHT,” he joked, “BARE ESSENTIALS ONLY.”
He put the booster seat into the shotgun position, but, unsatisfied, stacked it onto a duffel bag and strapping it in place to the headrest. The bag’s elevation enabled me to look out the window.
Although warm, light rain pattered against the roof of the white Chrysler while Raf turned the radio up, music from a station I’d never heard of before.
“YOU WANT ME TO TURN THIS JUNK OFF,” Raf indicated, “JUST LET ME KNOW. TOO HOT? COLD?” He indicated the air conditioner dial – vents currently fanning out mildly cool air – it had just occurred to him the controls were out of my reach.
“It doesn’t bother me,” I said.
The car rumbled down the streets to the Tiferno District, just outside the main St Palma metro area.
Car lights blurred and streaked past the windows. The sun was disappearing behind the skyline, gradually being replaced by the orange sodium street lights flicking on, and I was already feeling the first pangs of homesickness, plus a jolt of disbelief at myself that I’d agreed to make such a big move – if only during weekdays, or whatever my work schedule required. It was as if someone else had inhabited my brain and signed me up for it, and now – with the new cityscape scrolling past too fast to acclimatize to – the magnitude of it was in full swing.
Now that we were heading through a residential area of Tiferno in the foothills – my apartment was supposed to be around here – Raf began detouring to give me a general lay of the land.
“THAT’S THE BOWLING ALLEY,” he was saying, gesturing out the window at a passing building with a retro-styled glowing block-lettered sign, “BUT – ERR – ” he seemed to realize what he was saying, “MAYBE NOT YOUR STYLE.” He quickly gestured somewhere else. “OH, THAT’S THE GYM. MY EX WORKS THERE, SHE’S A PERSONAL TRAINER. YOU ALSO GOT A POOL, SPA, SAUNA...” he paused, as if trying to imagine how I would physically use any of those facilities.
I stopped him.
“Would your ex see me?”
“JUST GOTTA BOOK AND TALK TO HER. YOU GOT A PHONE? I’LL GIVE YOU HER NUMBER.”
I did have a phone now; a miniature phone, one of the tiniest on sale. It wasn’t a smart phone, but a flip phone, and the inside of the panel that flipped up made a functional touch screen. To me, it was as big as a tablet or laptop, but I could carry it around, if not in my pocket.
The car turned into a cul-de-sac and pulled up outside the small beige stucco apartment building; my lodgings while I was in town. It stood up on an incline overlooking residential streets that ran down the valley into the Tiferno commercial strips, and I fell in love with the elevation above ground level, looking down on all the inner city-dwellers. Plus, it had a weekly cleaning and laundry service – for me, absolutely necessary.
Before we went inside, Raf input his ex’s number into my phone, then took me inside my room. It was the smallest in the apartment, cramped by normal standards, a single room doubling as kitchen and dining space. He then helped me set up some string ladders packed in my carry-on; one for the bathroom sink, kitchen counter, bedside table (from which I could then leap onto the normal sized bed). He also installed some bathroom sink valves that turned with feather soft touch, so I would be able to easily run myself baths.
There was a slight complication with food prep: I couldn’t open the fridge. For now, Raf went downstairs to the street corner café right next door to the apartment and brought me up some food, enough to last me for the rest of the day, plus leftover. Before he left, he left a slit open in my bedroom window for a cool breeze.
That evening, after running a bath to check the sink valves were functioning properly, I lay on my bed with some food as the typical city smells wafted in through the gap in the window: gasoline fumes, petrichor on concrete from the previous rainfall, cigarette smoke from pedestrians passing by on the pavement below, burnt rubber of braking tires (accompanied by screeching sounds), and the sultry food aromas from the corner café’s vents.
I sat on my normal sized bed and settled into my bedroom, hunched over my phone, lying on the mattress before my crossed legs, and then dialed Jen’s mobile.
“Where’s my little man?” she said.
“I’m at the apartment. Raf picked me up at the airport. He’s my gofer – I mean, driver. What are you doing?”
“Just had dinner. Tell me about your pad.”
“The layout is a little cute and generic. Like a dollhouse but it's giant – I mean, from my point of view – which is weird."
Later that night, I took a warm bath to relax, and then searched for my superman costume, which I used as a pyjama onesie, but it wasn’t among my luggage; I must have forgotten to pack it.
Outside, the night had come to life, the air shimmered with urban noise: the traffic droned past the street below the window, and even once the sky got dark, when, if anything, it was louder; including the revvs and turbocharger pops, whirling emergency sirens. Even throughout the night I stirred to sounds, continually rediscovering myself – not back home – but alone, tucked into my swimming pool sized bed, the neon sign casting a wan artificial light patch, while jarringly animated 2 AM apartment deck conversations pattered outside, with occasional dogs barking and rattling chainlink fences.
Sometime after 2 AM sleep became more peaceful. Back home, Jen’s body heat was great to burrow into on cold mornings, but sharing the bed as we did also came with the risk of being accidentally squashed under a relocating arm, rolled around by mattress depressions, or blasted by a furnace of morning breath. It had been a long time since I’d slept on my own in a bed. With my eyes closed it was almost like being big again, the nostalgia was not completely unwelcome, and as it overcame and swept away the homesickness, I eased into sleep.
Chapter 20: Talking Alpha by Zerda
“Welcome to St Palma.”
Farris's ever-bright voice rang through my phone early that morning, telling me to get over to his office. He was not, as he’d requested, my first call on my new phone – that title belonged to Jennifer the day I’d arrived. But he could claim the title of first incoming call.
“If you’re wondering where the seasons went,” he rattled off, “we don’t have any. But something tells me you hate snow. Just a hunch.”
Raf picked me up, we got breakfast, and I scoffed it down before we showed up at Farris’s agency, Talent Corp. It was situated in a pristine, reflective office complex, with no sign advertising the purpose of the building, just a big chrome number 80 (the lot number), as reflective as the windows.
We entered the building, the receptionist barely looked up and so did not notice me, cupped in Raf’s large hand, gripping his thumb for stability. Farris’s office suite was up some mezzanine stairs surveying rows of IT-laden desks, shielded behind a glass wall that was so reflective it effectively screened out the other side by the dazzling glare from the intruding golden sun. I was beginning to notice an almost constant St Palma murky vanilla sky. Or it was smog.
The rocking gait of Raf’s footsteps softened as he stepped over the furry patterned carpet, stopping across from Farris, who sat at his desk fielding a phone call, and barely looking up, gestured for Raf (and I) to take a seat facing the desk. The wall behind Farris’s desk was wholly glass, viewing another opaque windowed, multi-storey complex. The window was tinted blue, as if to paper over the vanilla sky with a deceptive blue shade.
Raf dropped into the black leather chair, bringing me down to desk height, and bringing the rapidly yammering Farris into frame against the tinted window backdrop. We waited patiently for him to finish.
"JERRY,” he said, plonking the phone down and spinning his chair to face us. “GAMELANDIA. IT'S PITCHED AS 'JUMANJI MEETS LORD OF THE RINGS.' KIDS GET SUCKED INTO A SWORD AND SORCERY BOARD GAME.”
"Anything in there for someone like me?" I asked, perking up at ‘Lord of the Rings.’ Sounded like blockbuster material already.
"PRODUCTION IS STRUGGLING TO RETAIN ACTORS; THERE’D HAVE TO BE SOMETHING IN THERE FOR YOU. MAYBE A FAIRY, PIXIE.” He waved a hand in a vague way.
I leaned back, staring at him for a moment. Then brought my hands together and squeezed them.
“Great!”
He stared at his hands, steepled on the desk while one side of his mouth turned up somewhat distastefully.
"HONEST OPINION? THIS THING IS A DEAD DOG; I WOULDN’T TOUCH IT WITH A POLE. IT’S BEEN DOING LAPS OF DEVELOPMENT HELL SINCE MILLENIA GONE BY, RE-WRITES, HAND-BALLED BACK AND FORTH BY MULTIPLE DIRECTORS, BUDGET BLOW-OUTS, ON SET SPATS. IN SHORT, A HOT MESS. MY ADVICE: PUT YOUR ENERGY IN BANKABLE PROPERTIES.”
“Ah…sure.” I folded my arms, and bowed my head, trying to seem shrewd – like him – and not emotionally involved. “Makes sense.”
“ON THE BRIGHTER SIDE,” he went on, “BEEN LOOKING AT GETTING YOU A LEAD ROLE IN A FILM CALLED ALPHA. FINANCE IS LOCKED DOWN AND IT’S ALREADY ATTRACTED SOME TALENT.”
“Really?” I leaned forward in Raf’s hand. ”What’s it about?”
“WHY DON’T I LET THE EXECUTIVE PRODUCER TELL YOU HIMSELF?”
“Huh—?”
“LUNCH DATE AT ONE TOMORROW. YOU, ME, MR. EXECUTIVE PRODUCER. AND MR. SIMON, OF COURSE,” he added, nodding at Raf. “WHATEVER YOU’VE GOT LINED UP, CANCEL IT.”
“Of course. I’ll be there.”
He gave me a fist bump over the desk.
“STELLAR. JUST RELAX AND BE YOU.” He turned away, busy with his phone. “AND I’VE GOT TO TAKE THIS—”
*
It was a green, uptown part of the larger city, the streets a fusion of white stucco modern and Victorian style fixtures, old black lantern posts lining the streets. Along a street shaded by identical café canopies, the restaurant had a pagoda roof, dark wood lattice front with white neon lettering that said Bunka Bocho.
Farris sat in one seat, with me sitting close by on the table in front of him. No Raf today; Farris insisted he take me, not wanting too many people in the restaurant distracting from the point of our meeting.
It turned out not to be Mr. ‘Executive Producer’ sitting opposite us, but Mr. ‘Associate Producer’s assistant’, Stanley Shuster, sitting opposite us, a black goatee, glasses, and wearing a casual t-shirt and black suit jacket. Still, he grinned a lot and I immediately felt at ease, able to imagine him wandering around at a comic con or other fan convention.
Food was spread out over the long pale sushi table: a variety of tiny, multi-colored edibles, dips and sauces served in an array of miniature bowls. Stan and Farris operated their chopsticks deftly, while I worked into my food – less deftly – with a pair of toothpicks.
"CLASSY PLACE, STAN,” Farris remarked, and gesturing to the tiny delicacies: “ALWAYS TRUST THE JAPANESE TO MAKE THINGS COMPACT AND CUTE.”
“AH, YEAH,” Stan said, as if it had only just occurred to him that I was tiny. He leaned back, smiling down at me: “YOU COULD FIT INSIDE ONE OF THESE!” he laughed in surprise, lifting a small, ornate tea cup. It was true: it could have seated me like a tea cup amusement ride vehicle, and I was inwardly relieved he didn’t ask for a demonstration, or photo. Putting the cup down, he leaned back in his chair, shaking his head a little as a he sighed with amusement. “ONE LOOK AT YOU AND MY WIFE WOULD JUST LOSE HER MIND.”
“SHE’S NOT THE ONLY ONE,” said Farris, launching into his energetic patter. “THINK OF THE BROAD DEMOGRAPHIC DRAGGING THEIR BOYFRIENDS INTO THEATERS TO SEE LITTLE JERRY ON THE BIG SCREEN. BUT, NOW, THE BOYFRIENDS ARE MORE LIKELY TO TAG ALONG BECAUSE JERRY ISN’T AS THREATENING AS A REGULAR SIZE MALE LEAD, SEE…?”
Stan clapped his hands together and his voice became frank, all business:
“SO, WE’RE TALKING ABOUT THE RYAN KAINT CHARACTER? IT’S THE DOG. THE MALE ROMANTIC LEAD IS TAD – DIFFERENT CHARACTER.”
"TAD IS THE HUMAN," Farris said slowly, "RYAN KAINT IS THE DOG."
Stan gave curt nod.
"EXACTLY."
Undaunted, Farris went on:
“CLEARLY WE’RE NOT TALKING ‘TOM CRUISE’ SMALL. JERRY IS A LEVEL OF SMALL YOU WANT TO SHOW UP ON FILM. THAT’S HIS MARKETING ANGLE: HE’S CUTE. PLUS, HE’S GOT THE RIGHT BOYISH HEARTTHOB LOOK THAT THE GIRLS WILL GO CRAZY FOR. BUT HE’S GOT THAT EXTRA LEVEL OF CUTENESS NO OTHER MALE TALENT CAN COMPETE WITH.”
Farris swirled his miso soup with an undersize, even kitsch, soup spoon, but his eyes remained on Stan.
“PLACE HIM STRATEGICALLY,” he emphasized to the producer’s assistant, “AND GIRLS WILL – WHAT DID YOU SAY EARLIER? – LOSE THEIR MINDS.”
Stan ran his hand over the table in thought, as if compelled to draw up an invisible diagram:
“SO, THE MALE ROMANTIC LEAD IS TAD, HE’S BEING PLAYED BY ANOTHER ACTOR.”
"I SEE,” said Farris. “BUT THE DOG STILL PLAYS A PART—?”
“A BIG PART. HE’S RIGHT THERE IN VIRTUALLY EVERY SCENE WITH THE FEMALE LEAD, LACEY. WE’VE GOT NICOLE BROOKES SIGNED ON TO PLAY HER.”
Nicole Brookes was an up and coming young actress, and I’d heard of her, though I couldn’t remember any films I’d seen her in, but then I wasn’t a movie buff. But recognizing the name, I perked up, showing more interest in my prospective character.
“Why does the dog have two names?” I said, in earnest, thinking there must have been some deep psychology going on.
Stan stared at me.
“WELL,” he said, fiddling with his chopsticks, “YOU KNOW, NO ONE HAS EVER ASKED THAT BEFORE.” Then he quickly composed his answer on the spot: “THE DOG GOES BY BOTH NAMES IN EVERY SCENE THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE SCREENPLAY. IT’S A COMEDY,” he added, looking at me plainly, as if this explained everything. I nodded obediently, as if it made perfect sense.
“WHAT JERRY IS TRYING TO UNDERSTAND,” Farris pushed ahead, leaning over the table, “IS WHETHER HE’D BE PLAYING AN ANIMAL OR A PERSON-AS-ANIMAL.”
“IN THE SOURCE NOVEL,” Stan explained, “RYAN IS ACTUALLY A MAN WHO IS TURNED INTO A DOG-MAN, CALLED KAINT, WHO IS THEN ADOPTED BY LACEY. BUT IN THE SCREENPLAY, IT’S JUST ‘RYAN KAINT’ AND HE’S ALWAYS BEEN A WALKING, TALKING DOG.”
This got my attention.
“I’d have lines?” I piped up, then quickly correcting myself, “—I mean, the character has lines?”
“SURE," Stan grinned, "ERGO, THE TALKING PART OF THE EQUATION. BUT ONLY TO LACEY. SHE’S THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN HEAR RYAN KAINT TALK.”
I was about to ask why – more deep psychology? Or just the law of comedy? – and then decided not to. Stan filled the silence:
“THIS HAS BEEN IN DISCUSSION SINCE EARLY DAYS. OUR SCREENWRITER VISUALIZED RYAN KAINT WITH YOU IN MIND, JERRY,” Stan was appealing directly down to me now, “A LIVE ACTION PERFORMER. IF YOU’RE UNABLE, THEN I DON’T KNOW…WE’RE BACK IN DEVELOPMENT: THE SCREENPLAY’S GOING TO NEED REWORKING AND WE NEED VFX TO GIVE US SOME CGI TEST FOOTAGE…SHOOTING MIGHT NOT START FOR ANOTHER COUPLE OF YEARS, AND BY THEN WE MIGHT HAVE TO RE-CAST.”
He squared his shoulders, looking down at the table, letting the information sink in.
It sounded like the whole film now teetered on whether I signed on or not. It wasn’t clear if Stan was deliberately trying to stroke my ego or just stating the facts, but if the former, it was working.
“I think I like it,” I said. Well, the role, anyway. I had no idea what the story was.
Stan brightened.
“I’LL SEND YOU THE CURRENT SCRIPT.” Looking between Farris and I, he went on, with an almost indiscernible wince: “AND ON THAT NOTE: IF YOU SAW AN EARLY VERSION WHICH REFERS TO WOMEN’S TA-TA’S AS ‘TOMMYKNOCKERS’ AND OTHER – AH, OH DEAR – INDELICACIES,” his lip curled down bashfully, “DON’T BE DISCOURAGED: THE NEWEST WRITE HAS BEEN TIGHTENED UP, WITH A LOT OF THE COLLEGE HUMOR REMOVED.”
Farris said to me after we’d left the restaurant:
“HE’S NOT GOING TO BUDGE ON THE LEAD, BUT I DON’T THINK THAT COULD’VE GONE ANY BETTER,” he sounded untroubled, as if he’d already forgotten about the role mix-up. “YOU’VE GOT SCREEN TIME TO PLAY WITH. BUT I’M GOING TO BE BLUNT, YOUR ROLE MIGHT SUCK. IT ALL DEPENDS ON THE COSTUME. AN INTENSIVE COSTUME CAN MAKE SHOOTING HELL.”
“What do you think," I said, as the street bobbed up and down in step with his brisk gait, while I was captured in his hand. "Should I take the role?”
“NORMALLY I’D SAY TAKE IT OR SOMEONE ELSE WILL. BUT BECAUSE IT’S YOU, IT’S DIFFERENT. NO ONE ELSE CAN DO THE ROLE; AS STAN SAID: IF YOU DON’T, THEY’LL ANIMATE THE CHARACTER…OR SUSPEND PRODUCTION. IT’S UP TO YOU.”
This was not what I wanted to hear. I wanted his unequivocal insistence that this role was perfect for me and that I would be an idiot if I didn’t take it.
…but if I don’t take it, I thought to myself, then do what? – go back home with nothing to show for myself but the admittance to Jennifer that I didn’t cut it in the big, bad world, and I was destined to forever be a tiny, dutiful house husband, at the ready to rub her feet when she walked through the door home from work. What disturbed me most about that possibility was that I suspected she had not been joking about that proposition, and would be all too eager to see it materialize, and massage me into the role. Literally.
“I’ll do it.”
*
It was dark and late, but the full moon and the forest of street lighting made it seem like daytime. Further down the valley, the city light spread out, from this high up, everything was small, pinpoint focused, and bright. I sat out on the deck, on the patio table with a view of the land below, imagining what people were doing down there so late at night, bright as noon. There was a tiny thermos in a backpack next to me, which I intermittently took sips from. Raf got it for me after he saw me trying to rope-winch a cup up onto my bed one morning.
My phone was lying in front of me, with a copy of the screenplay open. After running through a couple of scenes, I called Jen to tell her the news. There was a whoop on the other end of the phone.
“What do we do now?" she said. "Celebrate?”
“Hold on,” I said. “I haven’t even started.”
“Well, the nice wine is out, and I will pour you an honorary shot.”
I told her a little about the role, though there was no way of avoiding the plain fact that I was playing a dog, talking, walking, or not. It didn’t seem to faze her.
“It’s what you wanted,” she said, “so I support you, one hundred and ten percent. Whatever happens. If it works out, or if it doesn’t. Whatever.”
“Thanks,” I said quietly.
Over the phone I heard her take a sip of drink, and then she said:
“You’re missing out on this.”
We talked a little about what was going on at her end. She was catching up with Christine and Katie, work, the usual. Then she said:
“The vet called me; she wanted your new number. Everything okay?”
“Yeah, why?”
“She hasn’t called you yet, then.”
“Guess not.”
“If she calls, keep me posted.”
I hesitated. Then piped up:
“Medical confidentiality and stuff?”
“You’re the patient," she answered smoothly, "but I’m your guardian.”
“Okay,” I said, resigned. “Sure.”
“Oh, and, I'm just going to toss it at you: who are you thinking about RSVP’ing?”
“For the wedding? There’s heaps of time,” I replied.
“Well, kinda, no,” she said abruptly. “There isn’t.”
“Only if you want to get married yesterday.”
She gave a small sigh.
“If I leave everything up to you, I know it’s not going to happen.”
I made a small grunt.
“Fine. Scott. Tasha.”
“And who else?”
“There is no one else,” I said quietly.
She considered for a moment.
“What about Stuart? You guys had a thing.”
“He’s your ex.”
“But he’s your friend.” She paused, and then carried on in a rapid mutter: “But then if he’s there, the girl is there, so—”
“Is there a problem? Because—”
“No. Even if she’s not on the list, he’s probably just going to sneak her in anyway, just like he snuck her in—”
“There’s a problem,” I sighed.
“Making a note of Stuart and Stuart’s guests,” she spoke slowly, emphasising every syllable, “on the ‘maybe’ pile.”
“I do have someone else, actually,” I murmured, and for no reason feeling my heart speeding up, as if I was about to propose something incredibly stupid. What came tumbling out of my mouth next was impelled by pure, raw impulse:
“Natalie. Just a friend.”
“Who's this? From work?” she inquired casually, then interrupted herself: “Wait, wait, is this Natalie Sommers…?”
My jaw dropped open and I began to stammer through a very dry mouth:
“How did you – Where did you hear that?”
It turned out, while I’d been kidnapped, she’d found Natalie’s number on the call log on her phone, and a P.I. had a skip tracer identify the owner. I thought Jen should have forgotten that now, except that she had an unfortunate tendency for this kind of inconvenient recall.
“So,” I began, “you still have her number in your call log?”
She replied under her breath:
“I might and I might not, darling…”
I was pretty sure that was ‘yes’.
“You can have this girl’s number,” she relented. “And you can do something for me. And then we’re both happy.”
“What?”
“I’ll figure something out. Don’t worry.”
“Sure,” I said, feeling too restless to stay on the phone. “Anyway, I have to go. I need to learn this script.”
She interrupted me:
“You know what’s weird?”
“What?”
“I’ll tell you: the way your voice sounds through the phone. I've never heard it before. It’s ‘pre-tiny’.” She laughed. “Kind of like a bad dream, actually. Not a fan.” She made a smooching sound. “Mwah. Love you. Bye.”
Googling ‘Natalie Sommers’ on my phone led me to a number of social media accounts listed under her name, and clicked the first. A gut reaction even before I’d properly recognized her in the profile photo: a girl on a tennis court with a racquet, her fair hair pushed back by an athletic headband. Then I saw what it said under location: St Palma. She must have moved here.
There was a bang outside the window like someone kicking a dumpster, as glass crashed and broke. Youthful spluttering laughter, some of it vaguely flirtatious. Then distant sirens.
Once the sounds settled, it was just the soft roar of blended urban noise again, and above it all, my still thudding heart. I took a deep breath as I looked back at the phone screen. Now I’d seen her, I’d sated my curiosity, hopefully I could switch the webpage onto something else. Only problem was, looking her up – re-opening that chapter in my life – was like peeking inside Pandora’s box. I just had to go back and keep pulling at it, determined to open the whole thing up, even if it brought only pain.
And seeing that she was in St Palma and I was in St Palma…
It was kind of…
…providential.
No, wrong word.
A coincidence.
Chapter 21: Larissa by Zerda
At the back of the apartment there was a sunlit communal yard, and from mere inches off the ground, it extended out in every direction like an emerald ocean. The weekly gardener had been by and the grass was razored, the texture bristled against my bare feet and ankles as I paced, waiting for the personal trainer to arrive, checking the time on my phone, which was lying on the grass.
The other tenants were out during the day, the yard was normally empty until way after dark when those anomalous, 2AM conversations on deck chairs stirred up outside my window.
My phone buzzed with a text. Before I could read it, there was a rattling sound.
“HEY! YO!” a young woman called. “IS THIS THE RIGHT PLACE? I CAN’T GET IN!”
The rattling sound came again. It was coming from the barred fence running around the yard, and the gate was locked from the inside. I couldn’t open it, she couldn’t open it. D’oh. Terrible start.
You had to be buzzed into the front gate to get into the back. I couldn’t buzz her in; I was too small. I’d have to call Raf to come around, but he’d need time to drive over. Or, I could try getting the attention of one of the other residents – if anyone was home. Then I had another idea.
I jogged over the lawn to the barred gate, easily slipping through the bars to the other side, where the woman was standing. She was a pair of white, boulder-sized sneakers standing either side of me.
She must have been looking down at me, her sharp, but cheerful voice descended as if from the clouds:
“WOW. I LOVE A CHALLENGE. BUT YOU, ARE A PHYSICAL IMPOSSIBILITY.”
I craned my neck as, at the same time, she crouched down. Her visage, backlit by the bright sky, seemed to hover down over me like a landing spacecraft. She was a young, striking woman with a sunkissed tan and gold hair in a messy ponytail, a couple of tresses wound up in a thin braid. She wore a black tracksuit and pair of fingerless gloves on her hands. I could imagine her sunbathing on a beach, or riding a surfboard, wavy straw-colored hair streaming behind. A small duffel hung off one sunny shoulder.
Her eyes stared down with unsuppressed shock, before, unable to help herself, she beamed at me. My body relaxed, as usual when confronted with a stranger’s bald, curious gaze, mitigated by a friendly gesture. And she was bathing me in unabashed friendliness.
“SO YOU’RE JERRY,” she said.
I held her gaze even though my neck muscles were twinging.
“That’s correct.”
To give my neck a rest I lowered my head, only to be met by the sight of the tight crotch of her athletic pants, pulling between her slightly parted, muscular thighs.
She rubbed her hands on her knees with enthusiasm.
“CAN YOU GIVE ME A SHAKE, LITTLE DUDE?”
She offered the broad, slightly tanned expanse of her palm, with her first few fingers and thumb poised to grasp my own, even doing a quick, casual ‘come hither’ gesture with her first two fingers.
“PUT ‘ER THERE!”
I placed my palm onto the pads of her first two fingertips, before her thumb lowered, squashing my palm slightly between as she – a little too enthusiastically –experimented with how much pressure to apply as she shook my hand.
“WHAT A WEE MITT!” she breathed.
Unable to withdraw my hand, my eyes were drawn up near her bare shoulder, which extended down into a toned bicep.
Her gaze, likewise, appeared to have been temporarily snagged by the pint-size flex of my bicep, which was flexing quite a bit more than hers as it struggled to defend against getting whipped up and down in the handshake.
She cast a puzzled look at the gate, following its perimeter with her eyes.
“STOP ME IF I’M POINTING OUT THE OBVIOUS," she said, "BUT WE’RE OUT HERE, AND WE’RE SUPPOSED TO BE IN THERE.”
She nodded her head towards the back yard of the apartment complex, where I'd just sprinted from.
“Lift me up,” I instructed. “I’ll open it.”
“YOU WANT ME TO—?” Her fingerless-gloved hands opened before me, cupping instinctively.
“Yeah,” I said, and before she could react, stepped over and climbed into them.
“YOU BALLSY LITTLE OPERATOR,” she drawled. “COULDN’T EVEN WAIT TWO MINUTES TO PLANT YOUR BUTT ON MY HAND.”
Me ballsy? I thought. She was the one making sly remarks. She could give Jennifer a run for her money.
The bars of the gate were running past as I was lifted while the trainer stood to full height.
Once her hands stopped, I stood on the leathery padding of the gloves, getting my balance, then turning to look into her inquiring face.
“You need to hold me upside down,” I said.
She appraised me flatly with her intense gaze.
“OKAY, EITHER THIS IS GOING TO WORK OR YOU HAVE A STRANGE SENSE OF HUMOR.”
I dropped into a sitting position on her hand as her fingers curled around my ankles.
“I JUST LIFT…?”
“Yeah.”
The black leathery surface of her palm disappeared in stages; my legs rose up over my head as the rest of my body followed, the world re-oriented the other way until I was looking down at my hands draping just above the glove palm.
“—AND…?”
“Put me over the gate; there—” I pointed out the direction and next second I was heading that way, rising up over the top of the gate and swooping towards the lock mechanism. While dangling from my legs, my arms worked the lock mechanism, until it clicked. While I held it open, the woman pushed the door in, stepping into the yard. Then I was moving through the air until I found myself dangling right in front of the woman’s face, her broad smile lighting up my immediate view.
“NOW I SEE WHY YOU NEED ME,” the disarming smile said. “YOU HAVE TO PLAY MISSION IMPOSSIBLE TO GET INSIDE YOUR YARD.”
She dropped her duffel bag onto the lawn with a plonk that jolted through my body. It was getting warm, so she put me down on the lawn while she unzipped her track jacket and put it to the side, underneath a black spandex crop top which left her stomach bare, exhibiting the faint shadows and bumps of an emerging six pack of abdominal muscles. My eyes were stuck on her abdominals for a moment. I had a six pack, too, but having never seen one on a girl, it was something of a novelty.
Suddenly, the white boulders came thumping over to me again, and stopping in front of me, she stood with her hands on her hips, admiring me a second, leaning down slightly.
“I’M LARISSA. KNOW WHY I’M HERE?”
“You’re my workout trainer?”
She nodded.
“WE’RE A TEAM NOW. IT’S MY JOB TO PUSH YOU TO WORK HARDER, AND IT’S YOUR JOB TO WORK WITH ME. SOUND SIMPLE?”
“I believe so.”
“YOU BELIEVE SO?” She straightened, putting a hand on her hip. “CAN YOU SOUND A LITTLE MORE ENERGIZED FOR ME?”
I rolled my shoulders awkwardly.
“Uh, looking high-spiritedly forwards to it.”
She quirked an eyebrow.
“GREAT TO HEAR. BUT I KNEW YOU’D SAY THAT. OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. BECAUSE YOU ALREADY KNOW YOUR WAY AROUND THE GYM,” she nodded down at my chest, indicating my bulked-up shape. “AND THAT WORKS FOR ME; IT MAKES MY JOB EASIER.”
I took the compliment without saying anything. In actuality, I rarely so much as touched a dumbbell anymore because—
“Everything I pick up gives me a workout,” I shrugged.
She raised her eyebrows as if impressed.
“OBVIOUSLY. YOU LOOK LIKE YOU’RE IN PRETTY GOOD SHAPE, ANYWAY. BUT LOOKS CAN LIE. SKINNY DOESN’T MEAN HEALTHY, AND JACKED DOESN’T MEAN FIT.” She paused. “BUT SHORT DOESN’T MEAN WEAK, EITHER.” She nodded down at me. “GO AHEAD AND PROVE ME RIGHT.”
Casting her eyes around the yard, she strode under the lavender canopy of a Jacaranda to evade the sun’s glare, threw down a black foam mat, then turned and noticed me racing along after her. She stood still, clasping her hands behind her back and admired me, and finally, could not hold in her amusement any longer.
“HEY,” she said, giggling at the sight of me leaping over the grass to catch up, “TRAINING FOR A MARATHON? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?”
Hopping onto the foam mat, I slowed, my footsteps making tiny tapping noises over the rubber. Confused, I said:
“I was following you.”
“DON’T OVER-EXTEND YOURSELF TOO FAST. YOU’RE JUST A TEENY LITTLE GUY AND WE’VE GOT A VERY NOT TEENY LITTLE PROGRAM TO RUN THROUGH.”
As she waited patiently, I hesitantly came up to her shoes, wondering how close I should get. In the background, traffic hummed along the highways leading into the metropolitan hub.
Some feet away (on my scale) an abandoned and dirt scuffed baseball sat on the grass, and bigger than a beach ball to me. Larissa was staring at it when I looked up at her, then her eyes passed over me, making an unavoidable size comparison. The ball was even taller than I was.
“YOURS?”
“No.”
“DIDN’T THINK SO.”
She gave it a small punt with the toe of her sneaker, I watched, enthralled, at the sight of the angular white boulder of her sneaker swinging and colliding with the white boulder of the ball, sending it hurtling away across the lawn. This caused a pigeon to rustle in the branches above, giving itself away amidst clumps of purple foliage. My muscles tensed, Larissa barely looked. A guard dog barked from another property two lots down. My muscles tensed again; and I checked the fence gate was shut, even though it swung shut and latched automatically.
Something was slid out of the duffel bag; a square glass plate with rubber pads, like a giant hoverboard, which was placed on the grass.
“WEIGH-IN TIME,” she announced. “UP!”
I hefted myself up the edge of the scale, my tiny feet made a small ‘plink’ noise as they tapped over the glass, which elicited laughter from above.
I stood still on the scale in the trainer’s immense shadow as she crouched over me to read the scale. Her toned bronze thighs fenced in at me, blocking everything.
By pound, my weight came up less than a pound.
“MY SCALE JUST CAUGHT YOU,” she remarked in earnest, her light eyes wide. “BUT ANY LIGHTER AND YOU’D CEASE TO EXIST.”
A different contraption was withdrawn from the bag, looking like a giant pair of tweezers. Callipers, she explained, for measuring body fat percentage.
The prongs snapped in front of my face and I recoiled. They looked like they could’ve snapped up my head and plucked me like an eyebrow.
“NOPE! TOO BIG,” she decided. “I’M GOING TO DO THIS MANUALLY.”
The callipers disappeared into the bag and I watched her shins stiffen and flex as she rounded down on me again.
“NOW, GENTLY, I’M JUST GONNA ZOOM IN UNDER HERE—” she murmured, as her hand launched at me, one finger delicately scratching at the hem of my top, rolling it up to reveal my stomach. Her eyes caught on the middle of my abdomen, where the fading scar was.
“WHOA, DID YOU RUN INTO A SHARPENED PENCIL? WHAT HAPPENED?”
A blush was creeping into my cheeks as I stuttered for words.
“Uh…big operation.”
The nail tip was now tracing up and down the scarline with soft strokes, and the ticklish sensation on the old but still tender wound site made my junk twitch. The slim-fitting athletic shorts I was wearing already made my bulge project, thickly and unavoidably, from the fork of my legs, like I was smuggling contraband in my pants.
Her nail tips were neatly trying to capture a roll of belly flesh between them, and I shuffled uncomfortably in place on the scale, as the plucking motions sent little nips and prickles all over my torso. Then her broad fingerpads were rolling in circles around my stomach to gauge fat deposits. The pressure followed a continually moving target that explored closer and closer to my pelvis as it methodically went down from my bottom ribs. I sucked in my breath as the edge of the thumb accidentally gave my bulge a soft swipe, before drifting upwards again. Then, the forefinger and thumb spread on either side of my waist and my middle was caught in between and squeezed experimentally as if I was plush toy. The pincer created by her fingertips felt like two strong magnets trying to touch each other through the medium of my stomach.
After, I stretched and did a warm up, jogging over the lawn while the giantess trainer casually sauntered beside me, every footfall jolting through my bones. After a couple of other exercises, she paused, kneeling beside her bag and sweeping an hand inside.
“MY LIGHTEST DUMBELL WOULD PIN YOU LIKE A PAPERWEIGHT,” she said lightly. “BACK TO THE MANUAL APPROACH.”
I lay on my back on the ground while her flattened palm dropped over me like a ceiling. She instructed me to raise my arms until my palms pressed up against her substantially larger one, pushing against it to ‘lift’ it until my arms were straight. Several reps later, the activity switched so that I was crouching, and ‘lifted’ her palm over my head until I was standing with my arms straight up.
“OKAY, HERO,” Larissa exclaimed, getting my attention back to her. “LET’S FINISH UP WITH SOME INTENSIVE STRETCHES SO I CAN SEE YOUR FLEXIBILITY IN ACTION.”
She instructed me to get down. The razored pelt of grass itched my back as I lay face up. Her enormous figure entered my viewline like a passing cloud, shadowing over the sky, expanding in frame as she crouched over me until there was nowhere else to look but up at her face.
The thin braid fell down her shoulder and she brushed it back behind her ear. Pinching each of my ankles, my legs were straightened, then carefully rotated.
Her smooth touch guided my leg to lift straight up while she braced her thumb against the underside of my thigh. The tip of her thumb accidentally squirmed in between my thighs and brushed my sack from behind, lifting it. I fought not to react. For an instant, it was balanced there, before the thumb shifted away, getting a better position under my thigh. Then my leg was lowered again, and my other leg was guided into repeating the stretch, and the thumb tip once again touched to my balls.
With the growing discomfort of entrapment, I felt two of her fingers curve around my side to my front, where they began to probe my lower belly, tracing the muscles, naming the muscles as she went. Then she paused.
“YOU’RE BUILT LIKE A PINT-SIZED BELGIAN STALLION. “ She tapped my ribcage with a fingernail. “I THINK I COULD LOCATE EVERY MUSCLE ON THE HUMAN BODY JUST DOING LAPS OF YOU WITH MY FINGER!”
The firm pressure of her touch began to sweep across my stomach, below my navel, before identifying what it was looking for.
“THESE BANDS ON YOUR HIPS ARE YOUR OBLIQUES. GUYS CONSTANTLY TELL ME THEY WANT A SIX PACK TO ATTRACT THE GIRLS. BUT LADIES LOVE OBLIQUES. MAYBE ‘CAUSE THEY POINT DOWN THE PEVLIS. GO FIGURE.”
Her nails were stealthily tracing each of my ‘obliques’ and it was tickling a little. At the lowest part of each oblique, the sensation crawled alarmingly close to my groin, and my penis was beginning to stir. I shifted my weight back and forth, scrunching my toes, my muscles stiffening against her touch.
“DOESN’T LOOK LIKE YOU NEED MY HELP WITH THESE ANYWAY.” Her fingers travelled back up my body, now running back and forth along my shoulder blades, down along my sides to my outer hips, and back up again.
Suddenly, she exclaimed:
“YOU’VE GOT A REAL LITTLE HORSE’S BARREL GOING ON.”
One of her fingers delivered a playful smack to my belly. Trying to push my discomfort down, I gave her a quizzical look.
“Is that good or bad?”
“I MEAN, YOUR RIBS AND ABDOMEN FEEL SURPRISINGLY RUGGED.” As she said this, she subjected my middle to a quick series of firm, experimental squeezes, as if testing the flexibility of my ribcage. “KINDA LIKE A TINY LITTLE HORSE. YOU LIKE HORSES?”
“Can’t say I do.” I was thinking of how big their teeth were, and how a single hoof could stomp me down into a human postage stamp.
“I LOVE ‘EM. YOU CAN’T KEEP ME OFF THEM.” She chuckled. “DON’T MIND ME THOUGH—”
Her fingers continued down my abdomen and down one thigh, which was shortly gripped between two fingerpads and given a gentle squeeze. My breath caught at the proximity of her fingertips to my groin. I tried not to move a muscle.
“THIS IS YOUR SARTORIUS MUSCLE IN HERE, IT RUNS DOWN YOUR THIGH. IF YOU GET KNEE PAIN, THIS MAY BE THE CULPRIT, PARTICULARLY IF YOU HOLD A SITTING POSITION A LOT, BUT IF IT’S A PROBLEM I CAN TEACH YOU SOME STRETCHES TO PREVENT STRAIN.”
Her fingers attempted to sweep back up to my tummy, but misjudged the precise positioning and next thing I knew, the pad of a finger was rooting around my lower – lower – belly for more bands of muscle to identify, but accidentally captured and made an inquisitive investigation of my thickened shaft before she realized what it was and drew her hand back.
“WHOOPS,” she said, “GAVE YOUR LOVE MUSCLE A LITTLE POKE THERE, DIDN’T I?” She grinned. “WELL, IT FELT LIKE IT GAVE MY FINGER A LITTLE POKE BACK! SORRY, BUD, MY BAD!”
She ruffled my hair in a good-natured, ‘no harm done’ kind of way. When my eyes dropped from her face and I failed to respond, she went on.
“AW, NO NEED TO GET ALL CUTE ABOUT IT,” she went on breezily. “IT’S NOT THE FIRST TIME A CLIENT HAS GOTTEN A LITTLE EXCITED DURING A WORKOUT. IT HAPPENS.” She shrugged, flashing me a small, but unselfconscious smile that didn’t exactly help my groin to deflate.
She got to her feet, hauled the duffel over her shoulder and I trailed her across the yard. Pausing at the gate, her towering legs bent in a crouch.
"SO YOU KNOW RAF? WE USED TO DATE."
"He takes me place to place."
"A MODERN DAY KNIGHT. OR KINDA LIKE YOUR HORSE, GIVING YOU LITTLE RIDES. THAT'S GOTTA BE FUN."
"Guess you could put it like that."
"LAZY, THOUGH," she threw me an easy grin, "MAKING HIM DO ALL THE WORK. NO WONDER YOU NEED ME."
I scoffed, even I was charmed by her blasé attitude.
“SEE YOU NEXT WEEK,” she said. She seemed inclined to make contact with me somehow – an upper arm slap, or a shoulder squeeze – but unable to do that, her fingers shaded me and the undersides of her extended fingers rubbed back and forth against the top of my head.
“IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS BEFORE THEN, HIT UP MY NUMBER. OR EMAIL. YOU’VE GOT 24 HOUR ACCESS TO ME, CHAMP.” She gave me a wink that was unabashedly flirty. Then she surveyed my apartment complex, and looking back at me, cocked an eyebrow.
“IS THIS THE PART WHERE I LOWER YOU THROUGH YOUR BEDROOM CEILING ON THE END OF A CABLE?”
“I’ll take it from here.”
“BYE, JERRY.”
“Bye Larissa.”
Phone call from vet, medical procedure
Later on I received a call from the vet.
“There’s a trial running for a new treatment,” she said, “and it might stimulate your system to go from teeny little to big.”
My spine went straight up off the mattress and I stared at the phone laying on my legs.
“You mean it might increase my height?”
“I’ve never had a patient with your condition before. But with your superb health, I’d make a case that you’re a perfect candidate to give it a try.”
“What does it involve?”
“You need to scurry in here so I can give you a little feel over. If everything checks out, I can start stuffing you with pills per regime. It could be a big adjustment for a petite little thing like you...”
“I’ll do it,” I said. “Whatever’s involved, I don’t care.”
“Had a feeling you’d be keen, you feisty little go-getter. But we have to watch your physical exertion.”
“I’m seeing a fitness trainer,” I answered, eager to dispel any concern.
“That’s good,” she said this in a strained way, “but this therapy is going to make your body work hard. I don’t want you to come wheeling into my office needing me to rub your tiny heart back to life. And I know you don’t want that either, Mister Cupcake, as much as you love coming in to see me!”
I made an appointment to see her next time I was home. After the phone call, my attention was suspended, dazed over the prospect of possibly being big again. Keyed up, nerves jittering, I ran myself a bath to wash off the grime from the earlier physical workout, and try to relax my racing thoughts.
Later, I considered calling Jen and telling her about the vet’s news; she would need to know eventually, she would be the one driving me to the vet clinic. But something – a tight feeling in my chest – held me back. I tried to tell myself it was the desire to keep it a nice surprise. But I didn’t really believe that.
Chapter 22: Shooting Alpha by Zerda
The dewy night melted away in the early morning warmth. Outside the sky was just lightening to yellow.
I felt wide awake even before I opened my eyes, and, even with spare time, got up and moving, unable to sleep. Raf wouldn’t come by to pick me up for some hours. After getting showered and dressed, I went down the elevator past the lobby towards the cornerside café adjoined to the apartment lobby. Being so early, the place was clear. A waiter put me on a table and took my coffee order – specifically in a bottlecap. As I drank the regretfully weak coffee, I studied my phone, checking emails before texting Raf my location. The coffee was so disappointing I ordered another; but that one, too, tasted exactly the same. So I had some water. The white Chrysler soon rolled up out the front.
It was warm when we arrived on set, the sun high in the cerulean sky. The set was a private house, quaint Colonial-style, being rented out by the production company, and currently crowded with film crew. The streets were lined with cars so Raf parked some blocks away, where the trailers were set up in a clear park area. One of these trailers had the costumes and changing rooms.
"JERRY," the set costumer said, "I’VE GOT FIFTEEN MINUTES TO TRANSFORM YOU INTO A PUPPY. BUT YOU'RE ALREADY TINY AND CUTE, SO I SEE A LOT OF POTENTIAL."
She directed me to my costume, stored separately so it didn’t get lost amidst all the full size costumes.
There was no other way of putting it: my costume was...interesting. Staring at it, blank-faced, it was apparent in an instant what Stan meant when he said Ryan Kaint was a ‘walking talking dog’. It was a realistic dog creature suit; styled like a bipedal white Alsatian, a miniature bodysuit covered in white fur, with padded paw hands and feet, and a disturbingly life-like dog head.
With the costume on, sans the head, standing on the make-up counter and gazing at myself in front of the light-bulb surrounded mirror was disturbing. The special effect technology these days was more advanced than I realized. With the head on, I was virtually blind, as the head had detailed eye effects, with the slimmest panel of mesh around the eyes, out of sight beneath the eyelids, to provide slits to see out of, and only then in direct light source. Standing in shadow, the mesh panels were useless.
Offside, an assistant director quickly coached me on how to walk and move with the suit on, and gave me some pointers for conveying my character through movement. The AD then introduced me to some of the other actors, in particular Nicole Brookes, the actress playing Lacey, Ryan Kaint’s owner. Throughout the film, her character had to pick me up and hold me, and behave naturally doing so. Crew were keen to get us to establish a bond so she didn’t act surprised by me while shooting was taking place. She also had to get familiar with holding and touching me, so that it came across as natural once cameras started rolling.
“HI!” said Nicole, staring down at me in wonder, now costumed in the dog suit and sitting in Raf’s hand.
Nicole had an easy, confident drawl that endeared me to her almost immediately. Not to mention, she’d already been run through hair and make-up and come out the other end looking pretty damn sleek.
“I’M NICOLE.”
“I’m Jerry,” I said.
“I HONESTLY HAD NO IDEA WHAT TO EXPECT,” she exclaimed, her eyes roving my costume, “BUT OH MY GOSH, WARDROBE HAVE DONE SUCH A GOOD JOB – YOU LOOK JUST LIKE A PUPPY! – BUT ON TWO LEGS!”
Then I was transferred from Raf’s hands to hers.
“OHHH, BUT YOU ARE SO SMALL,” she said, feeling my weight, and unable to resist pushing her fingertips into my fur covered stomach, and stroking it, “AND SO SOFT!”
I was technically too small to be even a puppy, but some scenes were going to mask this with forced perspective, and VFX were going to manipulate the rest. A hasty screenplay update clarified that Ryan Kaint was the ‘runt’ of his litter.
“AM I GOING TO BE HOLDING YOU THE ENTIRE SHOOT?” Nicole said with thinly concealed eagerness, glancing at the assistant director, as if for permission.
Instead, ‘Lacey’ needed to be coached how to walk with me in tow while not breaking from her acting, and whilst fighting the urge to look down where I was all the time. Because of my suit’s head impaired visibility, I kept accidentally walking into her ankles and making crew laugh. She fought the urge to scoop me up and rub my tummy or kiss the top of the head of my costume; a couple of times she relented, and sometimes the director was so pleased with the fluidity of these spontaneous interactions and how naturally they fit into the context of the scene that it was decided they would stay in the cut.
To combat the poor visibility of my costume head, the script supervisor had the idea to spray a trace of sharp perfume on Nicole’s ankles to help me locate her while in suit – if not by sight. I was dubious about my ability to track by scent alone but the director loved it: claiming it would make my performance more method, forcing me to navigate and experience the world more like an actual hound, by my nose. With my head almost desperately pointing in the direction of Nicole’s ankles – actually straining to catch her perfume – and the tail motor running like an eager wag, it gave the appearance of an ultra-attentive pet hound enamored solely with his owner, and the production team were over-joyed with the illusion.
Even between shooting sessions, I had to keep the costume on, and even with the camera not rolling I was receiving regular pats to the head and stomach rubs from the actors and random members of crew, and all encouraged by production, to facilitate my staying in character.
*
One day, my bladder began to cramp while on set. I’d drank too much that morning and now my jaw began to grit in anguish and I had to stifle a groan every time Nicole’s fingers wrapped around my middle or queasily stimulated my lower belly with a playful tickle or poke. I did my best to stay in character and respond with the starry-eyed affection the script called for, even as my bladder raised an internal siren for release.
The next time the director yelled ‘cut’ and there was a break between shooting sessions, I began to hurry over in the direction of Raf, sitting off to the side, chatting with an assistant. Before I could get his attention, something closed around the neck scruff of my costume, lifting me up into the air like a crane. My stomach pulled tight with surprise, and I wondered if I’d been snagged on some stage machinery, before rotating to find myself looking into a pair of wide, youthful eyes. It was a young girl, maybe seven. In fact I’d seen her earlier around the perimeter of the set, touring with an aide, and guessed it was one of the crew’s kids, but hadn’t paid a lot of notice before now. Worse, it didn’t seem she’d noticed me before now.
She peered down inscrutably like some childlike omniscient deity, trying to figure out the tiny features and mechanics of my dog-head mask. My head was parallel with her lips, which were partially open in dumbfounded interest. Rhythmic blasts of stale heat rushed between the lips and directly against my tiny face, fanning through the dog ears and synthetic fur. She beheld me as if I was some strange insect she’d just discovered and it was making me incredibly uncomfortable. For a moment I could do nothing but stare dumbly as she stared back down at me.
Then, I was nearly deafened by the girl’s thunderous roar:
“TINY DOGGY! I’M GOING TO KEEP YOU!”
Her voice chimed inside my skull like a gong, triggering an instant migraine.
“No, kid,” I said weakly, “please let me go—”
“WOW! YOU CAN TALK!” Her squeal of excitement blared in my face. Cringing, ears ringing, I answered:
“I’m not a toy, I’m a real person.”
A scaled-up finger pointed right in front of my face – more accurately, it was a thumb. And the large, long nail edge was angled right at my eyes, which weren’t well guarded in the dog head. The nail looked jagged; roughly trimmed, and had specks of dirt trapped underneath. For that matter, the thumbprint was smudged faintly with dirt or dust, outlining the circular thumbprint. My heart hammered in fear as the blown up digit came right for my face. At the last second it darted under my jaw to jab at my neck. The long thumbnail delicately hooking into my throat, searching for a non-existent speaker installed there. The thumb and finger rubbed back and forth, scrubbing my face around between them in some enthusiastic act of petting.
“I – no – ack –!”
I could barely enunciate words with the added pressure being placed on my larynx. As the pressure shifted back and forth around my neck, it felt like my head was about to be unscrewed – and not my mask head, but my real head. Desperate and out of words, I emitted some panicked yelps and the hand drew away from my head, allowing it respite. But the huge child face was still staring at me with wide-eyed wonder. Then she grinned, filling me with dread:
“YOU’RE A TALKING PUPPET!”
“No, I’m a person, like you.”
Then my neck scruff was released while my waist was pinched, I was flipped around, clumsily readjusted in the girl’s grip as there was poking and prodding against my tailbone, forcing open the zip on the back of the costume which allowed a rod to jam itself up from my butt, along my spine, stopping at my head. Not a rod, but her pointer finger. My body was snapped straight as the suit pulled taut like I’d fattened up. I was rotated back to stare up helplessly at the kid inspected my improvised fit upon her pointer finger, the inside of which my spine was stretched out against, with the fingerprint rammed against the back of my head. I winced at the increased pressure of the suit now straining my bladder.
The pointer of the other hand came like a missile at my face, poking and pushing to marvel at the added tightness of my costume, and the feeling of my body and insides beneath the dog suit. Puppets weren’t supposed to have insides. My chest was prodded, and then a hammering fingertip tapped around my belly. As my abdomen was subjected to this I nearly peed myself as my bladder was squished around beneath the indiscriminate probing. Before I could complain, the finger departed and the world jerked up and down as the other finger, which I was wrapped around like a sailor tied to a mast, was wiggled back and forth.
“WOOF! WOOF! WOOF!” she sang out, continuing to rattle me around through the air with the wriggling motions of her finger, ignoring my kicking legs and groans for help.
The sky dropped under my feet and the air rushed about as I was suddenly upside and staring at the ground zooming by where the sky should be, bobbling and flying helplessly at the little girl’s hip as she ran. The world bounced and whirled past with dizzy unpredictability, while my arms and legs swung and whipped all over the place like a ragdoll.
I’m being kidnapped by a seven year old, I realized absurdly.
The ground jarred to a halt as the girl cried:
“DADDY!”
“WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO?” an older man’s voice said.
“LOOK WHAT I FOUND, DADDY!”
The world spun back upright as I was shoved up towards the face of one of the assistant crew members I’d never seen before. Even after the girl’s hand stilled, the sky continued to circle slowly, nauseatingly, and for a minute I couldn’t speak, fearing I’d throw up.
“WHERE DID YOU FIND THAT?” the man said, squinting down at me.
A pair of thick fingers captured the muzzle of my face between, giving it a squeeze, and then turned my head to the side to peer at my scalp. I cried out in alarm.
“HOW DOES THIS THING WORK?” he said, interested by the sound I’d made. “I DON’T SEE A MOTOR ANYWHERE. LET ME TAKE A LOOK—”
His enormous stubby fingers surrounded my head, closed in and drew tight, capturing my skull between them. With one fluid yank, I slid off the girl’s finger by my head, and the world was sent tumbling around as he rolled me back and forth on the slightly roughened surfaces of his palms.
His thumb ran back and forth over my stomach, as if stroking the fur of my suit, but as his fingertips bumped my stomach it produced spasms of bladder pain.
“Uggggh…” I groaned, trying to fend for my gut from his curious probing. “Please stop, I’m not a puppet! I’m an actor, I’m working here – this is my costume!”
“OH, I KNEW THAT,” he said, unable to conceal his surprise, “BUT I THINK YOU FOOLED MY DAUGHTER A SECOND. YOU LOOK MORE LIKE A PUPPY THAN A PERSON,” and reconsidering, “AND MORE LIKE A PUPPET THAN A PUPPY.”
He chuckled.
“JOKING OF COURSE,” he grinned, as his fingers subjected my middle to a friendly pinch, “WELL, NOT ABOUT THE PUPPET BIT – YOU DON’T WANT TO BE A LITTLE PLAYMATE FOR MY DAUGHTER?” he said suddenly. “SEE THAT; SHE’S UTTERLY FALLEN IN LOVE WITH YOU, AND YOU’D BUY ME A COUPLE OF HOURS TO WATCH THE GAME.”
I thought he’d say ‘joking’ again, but he was staring down at me like he expected a response.
I swallowed, my throat suddenly achingly dry.
“THERE’S A PAID GIG IN THERE FOR YOU,” he went on, “THINK ABOUT IT: YOU PLAY BOTH BABYSITTER AND TOY! WHAT COULD BE MORE CONVENIENT?”
I started:
“Sorry, I—”
He tapped my belly several times in an impatient attempt to get my attention again. I grimaced.
“NO DEAL? WHAT ABOUT HIRED ENTERTAINMENT AT CHILDREN’S BIRTHDAY PARTIES? DOES THAT SOUND MORE LIKE YOUR STYLE?”
“I’ve got to return the suit after shooting,” I said quickly. I didn’t know what would happen to the suit after filming was done, but it provided a convenient way out. Plus, he seemed to need reminding that I was a grown man, and that the suit was just a costume and not actually part of me. And little kids would probably have even more trouble making that distinction, if they recognized I was living person at all, and not a talking toy.
Costume department actually had four identical Ryan Kaint suits in storage, but I decided not to mention that.
Unable to drum up interest in his ‘side hustle’ the crew member gratefully released me again, and I made a mad rush at Raf, who accompanied me to one of the portable toilets that had been set up in the parking area down the street.
Finally, at the end of the shooting day, Raf drove me back to my apartment, picking up some dinner on the way. My skin felt gritty, covered in dry sweat from wearing the dog suit all week, and my muscles twinged from the unusual physical activity demanded in pretending to be a dog, plus occupying certain positions for extended periods of time while standing on set.
I had a quick rinse in the sink, and then came out and ate some dinner with Raf, not a home cooked meal, but still the best thing I’d had all day.
“THIS DRINK; NO DEAL FOR ME. TAKE IT, MAN.”
He held out an aluminium can in his hand, platinum-colored with a label that said ‘Kolade’.
“Gimme,” I nodded without thinking, assuming it was soda. “What is it?”
“ENERGY DRINK. THEY RAN OUT OF RED BULL AT THE STORE, BUT I DON’T KNOW MAN, IT’S CHOCOLATE OR SOMETHING. I'MMA PASS.”
I wasn’t an energy drink person; preferred a hot drink like coffee for a caffeine hit. Also, it was very late for stimulant; the sky was a rare shade of blue with the rapidly encroaching nightfall – the only time in the day the sky was properly blue in St Palma was not in daytime, but night.
Still, the chocolate made me think it probably wasn’t very strong.
“I’ll try it.”
He poured some into my miniature Nineteen39 mug and I took a sip. It didn’t taste like an energy drink anyway, but like – not chocolate – but iced coffee milk with a carbonated fizz and the very faint tang of Coca-Cola. Weird, but not bad. I guzzled the whole mug down and looked up for a refill.
“GOOD STUFF?” Raf observed, pouring me some more. I quickly downed that, too.
“DON’T WANNA OVERDO IT,” he said. “NO MORE SPACE!” He poked my substantially undersized gut to illustrate.
He was about to put the can away in the fridge without thinking but I stopped him, anxious not to see the end of the Kolade until his next visit.
So, he poured out the remainder into several plastic shot cups he’d bought at the store, and put wrap over the tops like drum skin, and each held on with an elastic band, and left them on the table for me. If I wanted one, I just punched the wrap with a toothpick, and tore it at the edge to create a drinking hole, like a self-fashioned can lid.
The next morning I popped another shot of Kolade before showering, and it had me wide awake once I was towelling off. Then back to the set of ‘Alpha’ for another day’s shooting. Invigorated by the energy drink, the dog suit seemed a little less cumbersome, my nose became more sensitive to Nicole’s perfume, my lines a little more familiar, my brain even racing a little ahead in the script.
We carried on doing the occasional behind-the-scenes ‘method’ bits to stay in character during shooting breaks; if we saw each other in passing she would hail me down, I would gallop adoringly up to her feet, the little tail on my costume wagging mechanically (it was triggered by motion, I had no control over it) she would scoop me up, flip me over in her hands and scruff up my stomach, coo at me, make kissy noises.
During moments between my takes my body automatically tensed up, always with anxiety mounting up to my next line – would I remember it? Was it going to sound right? I’d do my part, the director would yell ‘cut!’ and then it would be the same thing, re-take.
Then break, only for my muscles to be hot and wire-tight. With sweat rolling down inside the dog suit, I asked a technician to let me linger around the big circular wind machine, hoping someone would switch it on for a test, and the air flow would cool me down (if it didn’t blow me away).
Before we went back on set, Nicole found me pacing around restlessly, stretching and swinging my arms and asked me if I was nervous.
“No,” I lied. “Just tense.”
The more experienced actor, she didn't appear to have this problem, but took pity on me. She scooped me up in one hand, clasped her thumb and forefinger around my neck and began rolling them into my shoulders. I eased into her hand, grateful she was not such a famous actress that she had walled herself off from genuine interaction with co-cast.
Back for another week of shooting. I was becoming a recognized, integral member of the shoot and there were no more solicitations for a side gig as hired children birthday party entertainment. In between shooting, Nicole would whistle, and I would come running, tail wagging, before getting plucked up by the scruff of my neck and hoisted up to her beaming face as she tickled me with an outstretched index finger while I squirmed, dangling from her hand, and tried to remember to bark and huff, and not squeal. She playfully pushed the muzzle of my costume with a fingertip, scratched my ears, stroked my spine, pressed her nose into my neck. All in the name of ‘staying in character’. But it worked. I was being molded – groomed – into my role like the so called Pavlovian dogs. I didn’t think about Ryan Kaint’s motives anymore; I put the costume on and became him. Nicole’s perfume had lodged so stubbornly in my unconscious by now that I could have located her in the dark. Even the wagging of my tail seemed tuned to it.
“SOMETIMES I FORGET THERE’S A LITTLE PERSON IN THERE…” she chuckled down to me, as I lay sprawled in her cupped hand, peering into the face of my costume as if trying to see the human eyes behind the realistic dog face, “…SOMEWHERE.”
“That’s good,” I said. “It means we’re doing a good job.”
When I put the costume on, I was Ryan Kaint, and when I took it off, I was Jerry. It was an easy transition. But I couldn’t help but wonder how much of the affection in her eyes was Lacey and how much was Nicole. I also wondered how much of this off-camera ‘character enrichment’ would make it onto a special feature on the DVD. And whether Jen would ever see it.
* * *
It was evening, the sky glowing magenta. I’d just returned to the apartment from shooting and decided to call home.
Tearing open a wrapped shot cup of Kolade, I sat on the wooden surface of the bedside table, which Raf had helpfully slid against the bedroom window, so that I could sit by the slit in the window, catch the cool – if acrid – breeze wafting over the foothills, and gaze through the glass onto the dusky purple street below, where pedestrians strolled up and down with the leisurely ease of the twilight hours. Farther, the city skyline was black through the haze.
To get the wrapped cup onto the table, I’d tied string to the elastic band and ‘winched’ it up. The wrap over the top had kept the liquid spilling out. A Kolade after the work day was quickly becoming a cherished habit, even though energy drink past afternoon hours probably didn’t do my sleep cycles a favour, but after a busy day shooting I often had difficult shifting gears into downtime late in the night anyway.
“Hey there, you,” Jennifer’s flirtatious voice came from the phone in my lap. Out the window, the hydraulic hiss of truck brakes.
“Hello,” I replied, and humoring her: “is this my gorgeous girlfriend speaking? I was just—”
My voice hitched in my throat.
I had adjusted the phone settings allowed me to hear her at normal speaking volume and now a spontaneous wave of dizziness overcame my senses, and my chest seemed to cramp up like I might cry. It had been several weeks since I’d seen her, and though we spoke on the phone regularly, I was still struck in unguarded moments by random zaps of homesick longing for her. But it wasn’t just the homesickness. Hearing her at normal volume on the phone created the illusion I was talking to her at normal size again. Not seeing her physically present for several days now only completed the illusion, plunging me back into a past time when we’d been dating at same stature. The déjà vu and the homesickness all bound up together made my heart literally ache.
“….Yeah?” she cut in. “You still there?”
I swallowed hard and the feeling subsided again.
“Yes,” I said quickly. “Sorry, my brain is just busy, I guess.”
“What is this, seven thirty?" she said, sounding concerned. "Don’t let them push you too hard, okay? You’re still new at this.”
“I’m finished up shooting for today," I said hastily. "Just mentally unpacking what I did today.”
“Oh…” she went on, sounding hesitant, probably not entirely sure herself what it was I did, exactly, “well, you know, you’ve been out of work for some time now so you’re probably going to have to get used to it again. You still feeling good about it?”
“No regrets. I needed to get out of the house.”
Her tone immediately became brisk:
"Okay. So, who's got you?"
My brow crinkled as if I hadn’t heard her properly.
"Huh?"
"Who's looking after you right now?"
"No one. Not right this instant, I—"
She cut in, with a slight edge in her voice:
"No one's looking out for you?"
"Just me here and I'm relaxing."
"There's got to be someone, like a personal assistant or something. They can’t just leave you alone. No. What happens if you need something?"
“I've got Raf."
“Where is he?”
“His place. It’s late. Anyway, it's fine. I don’t need anything. I like the quiet.”
“Well, find someone and speak up about it to them. Get them working a little for you.”
“Who’s ‘they’? The agency?”
“Whoever you’re working with right now; movie people, whatever.”
“You’ve got it backwards: I work for them.”
“But they owe you legal duties. They have to look after you, it’s the law.”
“I know,” I sighed, regretting I’d said anything. “Everything’s fine. Why are you worried all of a sudden?”
She let out a breath, and after a pause:
“If you say so...” Then she added: “I can’t help it. I miss you.”
“Miss you, too. What are you up to, anyway?”
“Ah, usual stuff, work, and…I keep cleaning the house even though it’s clean,” she muttered, “all the weird stuff you stash in little nooks and crannies… —Oh, I started learning Latin dance.”
“Cool. You still do martial arts?”
“Yeah, I need to burn the energy. But the dancing is kinda like…a martial art set to music, I guess. Fighting…dancing…” she considered, “…maybe not so different.”
“I would go with you,” I suggested tentatively, “– to the dance classes – but…you know.”
I shut up again before the ridiculous mental image caused laughter to spill out of one of us.
“We'll dance at home,” she surged on. “I’ll teach you. You can practice on my hand.”
“Is there something wrong with the floor? That’s, you know,” I added, “the normal place for dancing.”
She countered:
“If you dance on my hand I can tell exactly where you’re putting your feet.”
Considering this, I said:
“You’ve given a lot more thought to this already.”
She was quiet for a second, then admitted:
“The classes are…weird. It’s fine." Her voice spilled out in a run-along drawl: "But my partner’s holding me and he’s pretty strong. Guy’s from, like, Bahrain or something. Stamped on my foot a couple of times, too.”
I smiled to myself, then said seriously:
“He's gotta be strong enough to lift you and do the male role stuff. What’s wrong with that?”
“You’re right," she replied, "there are roles. A lot of acting involved, you could say. Anyway,” she yawned, “I had a class before and I’m kinda tired now, so maybe I’ll let you have your quiet time,” she dramatized the word ‘quiet’ like this was some unusual predilection of mine. Then she said: “When are you going to be home?”
“If everything goes fine and shooting can wrap up, I should get a short break and be home free for the weekend.”
“Exciting – I’ll make sure to leave space in my tummy for you,” she said coolly, but I could hear in her voice the genuine smile she was trying hard to suppress.
My eyes drifted by the window, at the clouds floating over the moon.
“Well....First problem with film-making: nothing goes just ‘fine’. We’re still looking out for some rain to crash the party for the rest of the week.”
“Mmm…and what do you get up to outside of work time?” Her voice tipped with curiosity.
My mind flashed up Natalie’s social media profile page, and my mouth was already half-open, seriously teetering on spilling it to her that Natalie’s campus was in the city.
But I caught myself at the last second.
Maybe Jen knew less about Natalie than I thought; Natalie had denied knowing me to the police. Of course, Jen wouldn’t be so gullible to believe that, but maybe she contented herself that Natalie had been just a friend or even less; someone who let me couch surf in her place.
Did it matter what Jen thought, or knew about my interest in reconnecting with Natalie? She wasn’t here right now, so what good would it do? What if I was wrong, and she did get sulky over it? I’d already heard her dark muttering about Stuart’s new girlfriend, deep down, that still bothered her on some level. And I'd witnessed her rage first hand when she met Stuart's new woman in the flesh.
But if it bothered her so much, why would she give me Natalie’s number? What did she expect I’d do with it? If I then rang the number, wouldn’t that be her fault, in a sense…?
—And I was already thinking up excuses and rationalizations for something I hadn’t even confessed to. Or done wrong. Was I done anything wrong? Oh, screw this crap.
Was I that guileless? I couldn’t even keep a secret – No, not a secret – I couldn’t even keep some things about myself private anymore. If our marriage was going to work at all, I needed to enforce those boundaries. She had her world at home, and her leisure pursuits, her dancing. Well, I had my world now, too, and my pursuits. I was entitled to some privacy even as a married man.
Her voice rang through the phone, snapping my attention back:
“They’ve got to give you free time!” she groaned. She had taken my long silence to mean I’d failed to comprehend her reference to time ‘outside’ work, as if it was a totally foreign concept to me now.
“I’ve got it right now," I said gently.
She said:
“You're busy," she said flatly. "I can tell." She gave a small sigh. "Well...I won't keep you. Stay safe for me while you’re up there, and we’ll talk again soon.”
“Of course.”
“Always love you, baby.” She made a smooching sound against her hand.
“I love you, too. Bye.”
Later I got a text from her that said:
if u were here right now…u would be such a little throbbing mess kissing and fucking my cervix while i watch TV and eat dessert, and a flame emoji.
I replied with a blushing emoji.
Chapter 23: Back Home by Zerda
On set, day
twenty-something.
It had been a long day and we were currently taking a break
between takes. The actors cleared the scene while some carpenters and
technicians were dismantling some structures. Meanwhile, I had wandered off
seeking a quiet backdrop to call Raf and let him know when we’d be done so he
could drive in pick me up, and take me to the airport to fly me back home.
I liked to knock
down all my phone calls between shooting breaks; it made me feel important
around the cast and crew seen engaged in many phone calls, and maybe beguile
some relevant industry figure that I was an incredibly sought after person of
interest.
There was
one other phone call I wanted to make before I clocked out and headed home –
and it was one I really didn’t want to make once I got home.
“Hey!" I said, trying to sound like I was on top of the world. "It’s
Jerry Mousseau,” Then I quickly added, “we met on the dating site. I stayed at
your place—”
“Oh, Jerry,
of course I haven’t forgotten you!”
My heart
swelled at Natalie’s effervescent voice. When she was thrilled it broke with a
small scratchy squeak that was strangely erotic. I could just picture her
beaming her opalescent smile like she was sitting in front of me.
She went
on:
“How are
you doing now? How did it all pan out?”
“Where do I
begin? I’m in St Palma right now, soaking up the ‘sometimes’ sun and – oh hey,
I nearly forgot, I’m acting in a film now!”
She had a
gorgeous laugh; vibrant and unpretentious. I drank it in like cool water on a simmering
day.
“That’s so
great! But why am I not surprised?” she said. “First time I ever saw you it was
on screen. So, just when are you planning on making your red carpet debut, Mr
Mousseau?”
The ground quaked as a pair of giant's boots stomped right past my eyeline, shoelaces flicking dangerously. I flinched, hoping the quaking didn't pass through the phone line to her end.
"Hey!" I yelled. The giant barely threw a look over their shoulder. Unless you were a lead actor, you weren't shown much special attention.
"--What's going on over there?" came Natalie's voice, slightly concerned.
"Never mind me, what are you
doing these days?”
“Guess what? I’m in St
Palma! Both struck by the same bolt of inspiration, huh? – great minds.”
I had a nanosecond
to decide how to receive this information, and chose surprise.
“Oh, wow—!”
– and nearly said ‘small world’ (good grief) but managed to stop myself—
“Small
world, right?” she said. And before I could answer she went on: “I skipped campus to study here at SPU. Not quite
as glamorous as you, but I can be up here with my boyfriend, which is
really…nice."
A beat. The white noise of crew member discussion bubbled at my back.
"Sounds busy," Natalie noted.
"Uh huh," I sighed. "So, you're in a relationship?"
“That’s
right. Grant and I have been dating now for – Gawd, like – ” she seemed to
think for a moment, “four months? Let me think…When did I last see you—?”
“Gone and
over before you know it,” I sighed. “Ever since I’ve been up here, I’ve barely
had time to stop and think.”
“That’s
your excuse for not getting in touch before now?” she jibed. “You’re a big,
important movie star? Better watch it doesn’t go to your head!”
“Yeah…I’m
sorry, Natalie,” I said sincerely. “A lot of things got in the way.”
“It’s
fine!” she said. “Things must be moving so fast for you. When we last spoke,
you were in a sort of in-between place and not quite sure what your heart was
telling you...?”
“I don’t
know about that.”
“So, what happened?
You just appeared to run out the door on me, big guy.” She said it teasingly,
but – was I imagining it? – there was something in her voice; an undercurrent
of something genuinely curious, but restrained.
She then told
me about how she had to talk to police after I'd left – correction, been
snatched – from her house. It didn’t sound like she had a detailed picture of
how I’d spent the month I was at Samantha’s house, except that she suspected something
weird was up.
“I was
worried,” she admitted. “I mean, since you left me no number to contact you.
But it worked out?”
“Not with Samantha,” I said, now secretly keen to get off the
subject, “but my ex-girlfriend and I are back together. She’s home.”
"I may
be the one behind the eight ball here," the words came slower, "but, is this the same ex-girlfriend you were telling me about...?"
"Well,”
I said, wringing my hands, hating to remember what exactly I had said, "I made
her sound like some kind of two dimensional cartoon character. But she'd different
in real life."
"Oh,"
Natalie said, sounding like she was smiling again, possibly not fully
understanding, but all the same, seeming relieved. "Bumpy road, but you
got there."
“With your help,” I said suddenly. “I really
appreciate it, Natalie, and, uh…” I cleared my throat, “…there was a…something
I needed to tell you…my girlfriend and I just got engaged, and I’d really like
it if you could…” I took a quick breath, “…want to invite you to our wedding,
if you happen to—”
“Oh my
God!” she gushed. “That is so
wonderful! Really, Jerry, I’d love to.”
“Thanks,” I
said, somewhat mechanically. What did I expect her to say? – Oh no, has the
S.S. Jerry really sailed out of the harbor? Am I too late?
I glared at
the ground, disgusted with myself.
She was jumping ahead of me:
“When are
you holding the ceremony?”
“We don’t
know yet,” I replied, feeling stupid all of a sudden, “we have to figure out
size before we can move forward to the next stage.”
Maybe
sensing my anxiety, she said in a consoling way:
“Don’t
stress out over those little details, okay? Pay too much attention to size
and...you’ll miss the full picture.”
“It’s also
about her,” I said, too quickly, and then paced myself. “I don’t want to run
the whole show.”
“But – I
don’t know – some girls might like that, have their man take care of it all.
And you’re a pretty capable little mover these days aren’t you? Leaving home,
starting a new job…”
Still can’t open a refrigerator, though, I thought before I could help
myself.
She said
something I didn’t catch; her voice segueing back into my awareness:
…and,” her
voice slowed for emphasis, “surely it wouldn’t be outside your abilities to
meet up soon, would it?”
I blinked.
“When are you
free?”
“Well, when
are you free, Mr. Movie Star? How
about the weekend after next?”
I heaved a
breath.
“I’ve got
yoga on Saturday, and I can’t shift it.”
It was
forecast to be warm that day, and for whatever reason, Larissa said our workout
needed the warmth.
“You take
yoga?” Natalie interrupted. It was a hobby of hers. “What did I say; great
minds!”
“Just one
session. I’ve never done it before.”
“Well, what
would you say if I was your yoga buddy for the day? Make you feel not so new at
it?”
“I’ll let
my personal trainer know. But if you came as my chaperone I’m sure she’d let
you buddy with me.”
“Oh – I’m
Mr. Jerry Mousseau’s chaperone now!”
she said faux self-importance. “Call it a date!”
“Absolutely.”
I sighed
inwardly. Whatever it was we were doing that day, it probably would not be a ‘date’ – as much as I secretly wanted to. We said our
goodbyes and she was gone and it was just me again, before the director’s
assistant called me back onto set.
*
“YOU NEED A
WAKE UP.”
I’d been
daydreaming and now once again found myself supported on all sides by the soft
interior fabric of the dark drawstring pouch. My shoulders bumped into the thin
walls as the pouch slid and jostled back and forth. An announcement blared over
the intercom: one of the other flights was now boarding and passengers were
being directed to the correct departure terminal. My flight wouldn’t be long
now.
The smell
of hot food and coffee wafted into the pouch opening just above my head, interrupted
by Raf’s cologne.
Gripping
fistfuls of the fabric lining, I poked my head up out of the drawstring opening
to be met with the sweeping white airport lounge, people bustling past in all
directions over the polished tract of flooring, and snatches of buzzing
conversation. No one noticed me, and even as I stared, I picked out a couple of
other travellers with small bags or wallets hanging from straps around their
necks, carrying not little people but passports or currency or cameras.
“Sorry?” I
said, blinking around.
“YOU LOOK
TIRED, CHIEF. COFFEE?”
It was the
evening, but in St Palma, time of day was no barrier for caffeine. Not that I
needed it; I’d been slowly chugging Kolade over the course of the day to keep
pepped up.
“No thanks,
Raf. Maybe I’ll have something on the plane.”
“SURE? I
COULD GO FOR AN ESPRESSO.”
“Get
yourself something. I don’t want to need the restroom mid-flight.”
He bought a
coffee from one of the airport cafés, but quickly decided I needed safekeeping
away from his chest while he drank it, so none spilled on me.
The pouch
was lifted from his neck and turned upside down and I slid out gently into the
palm of one of his enormous hands. The other cupped around me to shield me from
view as I was lowered down his body and slipped inside the hip pocket of his
jeans. The world went dim as my feet settled at the base of the pocket, which
pressed around me like a rugged sleeping bag. Then I was moving around blindly
with his thigh as he took each juddering stride. When his foot touched down on
the hard floor, the impact coursed up my spine. It was like riding horseback,
but sideways, and with a sack over my head.
Since I
mentioned it, after he drained his coffee he took me into the restroom, and in
a cubicle, put me down on the seat, with a square of toilet paper to stand on,
and he turned away while I relieved myself into the oversize bowl.
Past the
boarding gates, and through the glass walled jet bridge into the plane, he
handed me and my booster seat over to a flight attendant who was designated to
look out for me during the flight. She took me to my seat; located near the
galley. I had no carry-on this time; my stuff was back at the apartment.
The flight
attendant carried me to my normal-sized seat, strapping the booster in, giving
me earbuds and TV screen control. It was difficult to watch a movie; I kept
focusing on the actor and the line delivery. Then I came to, to find half the
movie was over; my brain kept staggering off into nothingness, floating higher
than the cloudy dream world out the window. I hadn’t only refrained from coffee
that day, but also Kolade, and having since had it every morning to pep me for
work, my nervous system noticed the absence.
But I
couldn’t achieve proper sleep, my mind just drifted, I snapped awake again,
then drifted. Then snapped awake.
It was dark
outside when the announcement came over the speaker that we were descending, the
upward rush pushed against the plane as we came down, then the bump of landing.
Once most
of the passengers had exited the plane, a flight attendant detached my booster
seat and carried me over the jet bridge, transferring me to a customer
assistance officer, who took me over the automated people mover. The tall glass
windows scrolled by before we reached the arrival gate.
With the bright
flare of her perfume, the hairs on my arms stood to attention.
“Hi,”
suddenly feeling very small, half my size.
Appearing
to the side of the cart, she undid the booster harness and then her thumb and
middle dug beneath my armpits and squeezed my chest before lifting me up into
the air. Her lips expanded rapidly in my view and then covered everything as
she drew me in for an unselfconscious kiss, at the same time, massaging my
ribcage between her fingertips, a simulation of a crushing hug. I drank in her
recognizable perfume while her lipstick caressed and oiled my face and it
occurred to me she had neatened herself up a little beforehand.
Actually,
that was an understatement. She seemed to glow from within and radiate sensual
warmth over my hug-constricted body, totally powerless and exposed to her
fierce, barely contained lust.
“YOU’RE
MINE AGAIN, LITTLE PET,” her voice rumbled right in my ear.
“Jen…you
don’t have to…ugh…” I whimpered, squirming between her forceful fingertips as
they made their immodest exploration of my body.
The
customer assistance officer – who had not made any direct physical contact with
me – watched with wonder at the cosy familiarity with which Jen handled my
little body, like a cherished toy, and then took the cart one way while we went
another, out through the airport.
*
Back home,
I made myself a bath, put on a pair of pyjama shorts and afterwards, wandered
through the rooms of the house, marvelling at the expansive floor space
compared to my apartment, which I’d never really noticed before.
Bathed, I
walked back out into the living room. The oven hummed from the kitchen, where
Jen was making up dinner, baked salmon. She must have glimpsed me entering from
the corridor.
“HEY,” she
called out. “I COULD USE A LITTLE COOKING ASSISTANT OVER HERE.”
I
hesitated. She was usually happy to accomplish all the cooking on her own – she
loved cooking. Not that I couldn’t cook; she wasn’t the only food lover in the
household; and I had capably cooked for myself before I’d shrunk, but it wasn’t
clear what place there was for me in the kitchen.
“What do
you need me to help you with?”
“JUST SO
YOU KNOW, I’VE GOT EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL,” she said lightly, “BUT IT’S NICE;
WE CAN COOK TOGETHER.” Maybe my hesitance had sounded in my tone. She paused. “YOU
DON’T WANT TO?”
“Just tell
me what I can do.”
She soon
had me up on the kitchen counter with the end of a long thin knife up above my
head, which I swung repeatedly down upon a bok choy and shallots like a tiny
vegetable executioner. When I finished
and turned to ask her for the next vegetable, she was leaning against the
counter, watching me with the faintest smile. My brow creased; I assumed she was
about to make fun of me for ‘executing’ the shallots wrong.
“What?” I
grunted, feeling self-conscious.
“OH,
NOTHING. VERY SPICY LITTLE MAN, THAT’S ALL. DO I GET A TASTE TEST?”
She poked
her tongue out at me.
I
concentrated on the vegetables again.
“Trust you to get hot to a knife being swung
around.”
“YOU DON’T
FEEL THAT HEAT THAT I’M FEELING?”
“It’s the
oven.”
She turned
back to the baking dish she was lining with paper, and her tone became serious:
“SO TELL ME
ABOUT YOUR NEIGHBORS; WHAT’S IT LIKE UP THERE –LOUD?”
“Kinda loud
outside.” Then I emphasized: “But very peaceful inside.”
“HMM. AND I
BET THE PEOPLE ARE CRAZY.”
“Watch your
language! They’re…different.”
Once dinner
was ready, I sat up at my usual place at the dining table, at a right angle
from Jen’s usual seat, on the dining mat where my plate would have been, if I’d
been seated at the table normal size. In the middle of the table, tongues of candlelight wobbled and flickered on their white wax stalks upon a wrought iron holder.
Her nail tip snapped briskly against the wood grain of the tabletop to get my attention.
“YOU’RE
GOING TO SIT RIGHT HERE AND EAT FROM MY PLATE.”
I looked up
into her green eyes, which returned my look with calm expectation.
“What?
Why?”
“BECAUSE
IT’S FUN. AND I’D LIKE IT IF YOU DID.”
When I
looked at her unsurely, she added:
“JUST
TONIGHT.”
I crawled
over the table on my hands and knees over to the side of her plate, while she
began cutting up slices off her meal and sliding them over into a neat pile at
the nearest edge of the plate. I speared it up with toothpicks, and satisfied,
the huge glistening silver fork then swept around, shovelling up portions of
larger, sliced up food. As I went in to lance up more food on my toothpicks, I
had to watch not to get my hands caught in her fork prongs as the giant utensil
drove itself through the meal like a plow.
How strange
that lurking just behind the beautiful veneer there was a great machine, and
anything close to my size that went in there was invariably crushed, ripped
apart, and disposed of into an acid-filled waste pit. I couldn’t ignore the soft
smacking sound of morsels being squashed down, and the sound of air displacing
via the muscular flex of her throat as she swallowed.
For her,
this might have been romantic, but for me, it was a little unnerving. This may
have been why I ate more slowly than usual, meditating on every bite that was
acoustically magnified right over my head. She finished before me, and while I
chewed the last of my salmon, something hard nudged over my scalp. The faintly food-greased
fork tip was lightly brushing through my hair teasingly, and then it lightly
scratched down under my jaw, probing my throat. My spine tingled.
“LUCKY YOU,”
she said dryly, “NO WASHING UP.”
“Only fair
– I didn’t use a plate or cutlery.”
Once I
finished, she took the kitchenware over to the sink.
“THERE’S
PLENTY ELSE YOU CAN DO FOR ME.”
We moved to
the bedroom. ‘Moved’ meaning, she snatched me up and flew me there.
Chapter 24: Romp by Zerda
“I’m the
biggest thing you’ve ever done, right?!”
My arms
were out with puffed up bravado, making sweeping gestures at my body, on naked
display as I strutted around on the queen bed mattress. This was somewhat ridiculous as
our respective figures were very different, the beef in her musculature outstripped my own
for miles. There was a moment where I inwardly considered if it wasn’t too late
to switch on a movie and just cuddle. But she'd insisted, and when Jennifer Tomlin insisted you didn't refuse, or you'd be physically chased down and pinned.
All the
mental pictures of her that had sustained me the past few weeks were nothing
compared to the gargantuan vista of naked femininity; a real life, vastly
scaled up Venusian sculpture sprawled out, in front, around, and past me, on
the endless coils of silk sheets that covered the queen bed (the 'matrimonial
bedchambers' as she had facetiously taken to calling it).
Nearest me,
the massive soles of her feet slid lazily over the bed as she stretched and
crossed her legs, arching and wiggling the toes, before the legs rose at the
knee, the soles met the sheets again, and clenched, gripping the sheet,
threading it between her toes. These small, anticipatory stretches and
restless, almost reflexive movements accompanied her readiness of my body
making contact with hers and finally, being consumed by her substantially
larger one.
Her great
womanhood bared itself to me without a trace of self-consciousness: the spiky
pelt of the labial mound bordering the slit now beginning to glaze with a
drizzle of its own self-produced luster. Every so often she shifted with
repressed arousal, throwing me glimpses of the doorway slit as it pulled
tightly between her legs, sometimes twitching with a flare of nervous
anticipation. Her breath heaved as her back arched while her butt shifted
position, making the mattress tug under my feet. It looked like irritation;
like a tiny bug bit her or something, but actually was the desire mounting
between her hips; it was starting to agonize her, like an infuriating itch. Her
eyes met mine and there was a look I'd seen countless times now before, like I was a piece of
food: her lips sucked in and her throat convulsed as she swallowed, while her
mind wandered, only half interested in what I had to say anymore.
She leaned
over gracefully, propping her head up on her palm. The engorged fruitlike
masses of her breasts undulated faintly with each relaxed sweeping breath,
hovering just above the mattress. If she lowered a single one of those lush, painfully
tender organs onto my prone body, it would cover me up entirely, and probably
sink the air clean out of my chest. The reddened swelling of each nipple was
tightening with every passing second as her unblinking gaze held on my tiny
body.
I began to
flex my muscles, as – on the inside – I was sweating for an answer to my
question – or in anticipation of what might be to come. What thoughts she had relied on to sustain herself during my absence?
“TRY: THE
BIGGEST ‘FULL PERSON’.”
“I’m the only full person you’ve ever done.”
She mock
winced.
“SLIGHT CORRECTION:
YOU’RE NOT A ‘FULL PERSON’. YOU’RE A NOT-QUITE-PAST-THE-DECIMAL-POINT
PERSON.”
“Harsh!”
I turned my
back on her and strode to the end of the bed. A foot rustled over the sheets
after me, as smoothly as a snake; the angular toes lifted and spread as the
nail of the big toe whispered over my spine, trying to tickle me. I jumped
away. The foot swung out again – she evidently couldn’t be bothered to reach
for me with her arms – while the big toe angled at me, trying to deliver a tap
against whatever part of my body was within reach, but aiming specially for the
part of my anatomy most accessible to her raised foot; my head. I dived away as
it came for me, narrowly missing. But she was faster; when I got to my feet, I
found myself face to face with the ridged pad of a ballooned up big toe, and
intimidating overhang of gleaming white nail tip pointed at me. Even as I
stared it darted forward and delivered a soft tap to my temple that made me
stagger on my feet.
From somewhere
behind the great obstructing presence of her big toe, at the other side of the
bed, she watched with leisurely amusement as I tried to jump and dive away from
her foot and grasping, angular toes, which each singularly beat out my biceps
for strength.
“Leave me
alone!” I squeaked, dashing over the mattress, her foot in close pursuit. “You
think this is romantic? It’s not!”
She let out
a derisive laugh, her foot swooping at me again, the long leg creating a wall I
couldn’t hope to jump, while the big toe angling out again, going for another
tap at my temple, but I managed to twist my head away. Unfortunately, the toe
tried to forestall me, also moving at the same time, trying to catch my temple
at the new location but, in trying to outwit my evasion, accidentally
delivering a sharp tap into my eyes. The pad of her toe was too big to insult
the delicate surface of my eyeballs, but the sudden stamping sensation shocked
me, I recoiled as my offended tear ducts made my vision blur.
“Eugh,” I
grunted, patting my face.
For her the gesture might only have been careless and
reflexive, but she didn't realize that her toe blocked out my view of
everything, like some rude stranger jumping up in front of me as I was having a
conversation with someone else. The fact that it was indiscriminately making
contact with my facial perimeter only deepened the offence. Her toe pad was a surface
of her body that she pounded unthinkingly on floor, dirt, scum and floorborne
trash particles, yet she had no objection to treating my face as just another
kind of floor surface for the toe to touch down upon. And she enjoyed every
second of my belittlement.
But now
that I’d stopped ducking and dodging her foot, she tired of the game. She
shifted; with fluid gymnastics she drew her legs in and curled around on the
bed until her forearms framed me on either side. One hand cupped around me
while the thumb of the other tenderly dabbed around my eyes, consoling the
sting.
“I HATE TO
TELL YOU, DARLING, BUT—“ with my back to her, her first two fingers, coming from behind, hugged around my chest lightning fast while
her ring finger slipped between my legs and tucking my bulge in the crook of
the joint, “—YOUR GRAND WORLD RECORD FOR SIZE ISN’T FOR MAGNITUDE.”
I scoffed,
slapping her fingers with resentment; the first two of which were keeping me
enclosed around the torso while the ring finger swatted my member around.
Warm air trickled
directly down over me as she kissed the top of my head, and added sincerely:
“YOU ARE THE BEST THING THAT’S EVER HAPPENED
TO MY G-SPOT.”
Frissons of
pleasure shivered through my member as it was swatted and tugged about with the
idle flicks and flexion of her ring finger, even as the sight of the long
varnished nails glimmering so dangerously close to my balls made my insides
skip.
Her voice grew keen and penetrating.
“WHAT’S IT
LIKE IN THERE, ANYWAY?”
I didn’t
reply at first. Impatient, the fingers lifted delicately as the nails of the
first two fingers began to drum against my ribs, and into my diaphragm, trying
to playfully beat a reply out of me. It tickled and slightly winded me at the
same time, and I wrestled with her hand, trying to liberate myself. The tiny touches and twitches of her strong fingers had such an alarming impact on my tiny form, gentle pushes displaced me bodily, and I lifted so easily from the bed, I was a mere toy between her hands.
“It’s like
trying to swim through a wet blanket.”
She laughed,
her breasts jiggling over my head like giant coconuts about to spill from the tree. Her weird sense of humor made her difficult
to offend even if I wanted to.
“REALLY."
She said this in a smugly satisfied way, like I'd just told an outlandish, entertaining story and she wanted to hear another just like it.
“Yes.”
The air was
thickening with a musky aroma. It was becoming painfully aware that this entire
magnified vista of feminine sex was growing tired of my blathering attempts to
stall. She was hot with laser concentration on my form, as the sole catalyst
for imminent carnal release. Just the thought of my cute toy body being
squished in never-ending vaginal bear hugs was making her butt clench with
desperate restraint. The only thing that stood between her and unadulterated euphoria
was me; and the only serious question in her mind was how quickly she could
persuade me to line up and enter her tunnel of delight and submit totally to
its vigorous munching.
“I THINK I
CAN BEAT THAT.”
“What?”
The ring
finger returned between my thighs and cranked upwards until I was practically
riding it.
“IMAGINE, LIKE
YOU’RE TRYING TO SWIM UP MY PUSSY,” she explained, as the inside of the finger
rubbed along the inside of my thighs and under my buttocks, attending
sensitively to my balls, “BUT THEN YOU DISSOLVE INTO MY BLOODSTREAM AND SPREAD
OVER MY BODY. AND, YEAH,” her voice got a slight flutter like she was smiling or
holding back another laugh, and my balls were given a little tweak, “THAT'S WHAT IT'S LIKE FOR ME, SO I DON’T
THINK WE’LL BE SWITCHING ROLES.”
She
extricated my member from the joint of her ring finger, and now slid the
thumbnail in at my thighs, sweeping up my shaft and balls until they rested on
the glossy plate while she examined my expanding girth with interest, loving
the physical proof that she’d got me to rival her arousal.
Then fingers
clambered eagerly around my back, sharp nail prods materializing in various
places as my anatomy was variously probed with curiosity. One of the nails –
accidentally or not – stuck itself between my butt cheeks and slid along my
crack, causing my balls to hunch. There was something about my size that seemed
to make feminine fingers apt to wander with disregard and stake claim over my
physical terrain, like I was a little piece of Play-Doh and the giant invasive
hand had an ache it was keen to knead away.
As if I was
nothing more than a little toy, her fingers spun me around with incredible ease
to face her again. Directly in front sat the shelf of her breasts, pressed
together against the mattress, creating a center cleft big enough to have swallowed
me up whole into the tight throat of her cleavage. The red knots that were the
nipples made rhythmic, almost imperceptibly faint jolting motions in time with
her heartbeat, it has a hypnotic effect and I lost myself, staring.
Breaking my
trance, the tip of a huge index finger hovered close, blocking the view as it
tilted in underneath my jaw, to make contact with my left pec and stroke the
tattoo affectionately.
“HAVING A
STARING COMPETITION WITH MY NIPPLES?” she said lazily. “WHO’S WINNING?”
“Uhh…”
The bed
groaned as she lifted herself onto her hands and knees. Nearest me, her palm
sunk the mattress down, causing me to stagger.
“THE BOOBS
CAN WAIT. I HAVE ANOTHER COMPETITION FOR YOU, AND THE PRIZE IS YOUR FREEDOM.”
Her
forefinger and thumb plucked up my chest and then my head was shooting at the
cleft between her thighs, touching the center of the slit with a wet smooch,
and driving powerfully inside. The hot damp purse flesh folded in around my
body, admitting me further while sticking and contouring to my shape. The slit
glided down my torso and legs. Finally, she let go of me, and tickled the
bottom of my feet with her pinky, forcing me further inside her to escape it.
The walls
of the muscle flume trembled. Then pulled utterly tense.
I had no
defence, my puny body surrendered wholly to the whims of her mega anatomy.
My penis
had swollen up and was forced to grind along the taut tunnel.
The inside
of her vagina was structured like a play tunnel composed of connected rings,
except each ring was a muscular band that pulled tight like a drawstring loop.
A persistent tapping sensation ran through the walls and down my length – a
pounding pulse rate – and unbearably through my groin. As the pulse amplified,
I came in a sudden spasm and the tiny emission was immediately lost, blending
into the generous soup of musky fluids pumped like machine oil all throughout
the tunnel. I was awash in it; all over my skin, through my hair, in my
stinging eyes, up my nose and in my mouth. It squelched under my armpits and
between my legs, and caused my body to make a sticky smooching sound every time
the walls collapsed against me, making me feel and sound like a wad of gum
crammed beneath a tongue, getting sucked and smacked on.
In the hot
heavy dark, it was hard to tell what was going on; I could be still or in
motion, and be anywhere in the labyrinth of Jen's build; her mouth, her
stomach. Because of her earlier association, I had the strange thought that I
had been injected beneath her skin via hypodermic needle, to fill a tight space
between layers of flexing muscle. Or pushed into her bloodstream to flutter in
loops around her system to the rhythm of her cardio workings. I was struggling to
beat back waves of light-headedness, and the delirium made it increasingly
difficult to differentiate myself as an entity separate from her. She was
pressed so tightly to me I felt like part of her body, a tiny extra slab of
muscle enlisted to contract in shockwaves in time with her building climax. As
a section of the tunnel cinched my waist and groin, one of these shockwaves
rippled through my penis, forcing my balls to expend even more.
The tunnel
was oozing generously with fluid, until her elastic tunnel was nearly bulging
trying to contain both me and all the fluid running from her glands. I
struggled to wipe the goo from my face, but she could appreciably feel my
vigorous but ineffective struggles inside her all-surrounding anatomical
prison, it only stimulated even more fluid.
As the
whole tunnel was gushing, I began to slip up and down her chute freely,
sluicing through her juices, but never entirely out. Her twitching vaginal
opening had amazing reflexes and always caught me just as my head popped free,
drawing tight around my neck and holding until another series of convulsions
vacuumed me back up into the darkness, and if her opening did not, the top of
my head quickly received a last-second poke to send me back where I came from.
She managed
to plateau, further delaying the inevitable and extending my ordeal, taking me
through another series of crushing manipulations. Every time the muscular wall
drew inwards like a compression sleeve, my body turned to dense stone, locking
me stiff as if I'd been frozen in ice. My chest turned into a scrunched fist,
unable to expand even a fraction to breathe. Every time the muscular wall
released, a wave of pent up juice sluiced down my head and body. This cycle
carried on in rhythmic oscillation, getting faster, the contractions morphed
from gradual squeezes to sudden snaps of immediate pressure. The contractions
were so sudden that each snapping pinch winded me a little more; my chest
became too cramped to expand for breathe even when the pressure lifted briefly,
I was being pushed to the brink of passing out even as she, by pure impulse,
indulged in another act of climactic delay, resulting in another round of being
pumped by the vice of her pelvis.
The tunnel
enlarged, shuddered, then in one quick movement pushed into me with the force
of a tackling football player, halving the circumference of my ribcage with one
blow, and cinching hard like a tourniquet. The wind squeaked out of my chest as
I gritted my teeth in pain, begging for the pressure to relax.
From
outside, Jen let out a wail that almost sounded like an expression of my pain,
except she was sunk into an enviable ecstasy, and sinking further, and with
rocking thrusts, I was released only enough to plunge further up her canal,
drawn along the trail of her slimy secretions. My penis was briefly caught
between wrinkles in her tunnel, and transformed into a series of thick pulses
and blinding jolts of sensitivity by the raw power of her pelvic contractions.
The stimulation pushed me to come again, my balls being exercised beyond
rationality.
There was a
buzzing noise and suddenly the tunnel turned into a shaking washing machine.
The pungent fluid bubbled and churned all over, foaming over my face in a thick
whipped lather even as I shook my head to clear it, it came frothing back.
My thoughts
were scattered and blurry, but I had just enough sense left to realize she was
working her clitoris with the vibrator to finish herself off.
The tunnel
was seized by a powerful jerk; the walls attempt to slam together, catching me
in the middle and almost knocking me stupid. I twitched helplessly.
Her climax roared
like the ocean, accompanied by the squeaking, bubbling sound of fluid in my
ears. Her knees squeezed together with pleasure, as she rode the climax down,
her pelvis hugged in on me, running me towards the end of her pussy like a
spurt of toothpaste, until my head emerges with a small squish. The soft, wet
pussy lips stuck to my face; I pushed them out of the way with an arm, before
the rest of my body pulsated out from between her thighs, onto the bed,
dripping in her warm syrup.
The air
grew cold as the moisture on my body was cooled immediately.
The canyon
of her thighs spread apart; and craning my head back as far as I could see, far
out past the canyon walls of her long legs, at the other end of the bed, her
feet shifted idly, the nails of one row of toes scratching the arch of the
other foot’s sole. Then the feet rolled over the mattress, scooping up bed
sheeting to slip beneath. The canvas of sheeting under my back rippled and
began to drag me. As one of her feet yanked the sheet up, the whiplike snap of
sheet created an improvised trampoline, flipping me into the air like a
pancake. I let out a startled yell before crashing into the meat of her thigh,
and bouncing onto the mattress in a heap of limbs.
Her body
slumped as she fell into surprised laughter.
Then the
satisfied rumble of her voice intoned with emphasis:
“CONFESSION
TIME…”
But my
brain was whipping forward: ‘confession time’ with her sounded like a risqué
game of truth or dare. I twisted around, whipped the parachute like sheet over
my head and began to run along the mattress into the dark.
“—NO YOU DON’T—!”
What felt
like a mattress dropped from the ceiling, collapsing my body against the bed in an instant. She’d slapped her hand straight down upon my moving
form, which must have looked like a fleeing lump under the white sheet. With
the weight resting powerfully against my body, keeping me trapped in the dark,
under the sheet as if it was cling wrap, her other hand rustled in after
me, poking me unceremoniously with fingers to distinguish my body parts. One of
my feet was grabbed and, as the weight lifted against, yanked from under the
sheet. Next second I was swinging gently upside down from one ankle. The air
was cool, and then rushed with warmth from her breath as she spoke again:
“NOW, HOW DO YOU THINK YOU DID?”
“Better
than last time but not better than next time.”
The mega
lips quirked. The soft surface of a pair of fingerpads rose up under my head,
creating a gentle platform for the crown of my skull as the other hand had its
grip on my leg and suspended me from above. A nail from below tapped the side
of my head idly.
“IS THAT A
PROMISE OR A DARE?”
“Can I
sleep now?”
“GETTING AHEAD
OF YOURSELF. TELL ME SOMETHING YOU LIKE ABOUT ME,” she insisted. I wished she’d
stop. I didn’t want to talk, just drop dead asleep. And with the blood rushing
to my head, I was starting to want to pass out, too.
“I like
your smile.” If only because her lips were right in front of my face and my
thoughts were blank.
“WHY?”
I rolled my
eyes.
“Why? It makes me hard.”
“PRAISE
SOMETHING UNUSUAL.”
Groaning, I
swung my fists at her mouth and she retaliated by directing a surge of hot air
into my face until my lungs ached, and made me even more dizzy from the
resulting hyperventilation.
“What do
you mean?” I said tightly.
“I MEAN IT WAS A BORING
ANSWER. TELL ME SOMETHING I DON’T KNOW.”
The
fingerpads supporting my head regrettably disappeared again, leaving my head
hanging from my spine once more. The hand didn’t vanish, but a slender pointer
finger uncurled, straightened and the nail tip began tickling around my thighs
and waist, not at my groin but deliberately close, without touching. My spine
jerked and single free leg kicked at the finger.
“How about
I tell you something I don’t like?!”
I gasped, flapping around in the air.
She
compounded my vulnerability by running a nail up and down my back to tickle my
spine, until my voice was reduced to a series of sputtering gasps. Only once my
body hung limply, like a cut of meat, completely spent, the ordeal ended.
“I guess…I
like your tongue.”
Her eyelashes batted at me with sarcasm.
“CLASSY.”
“I was
going to say something nice!” I shot back. “Being in your mouth would be kind
of lonely if your tongue wasn’t there. It’s like a big, affectionate puppy. And
it reminds me in the dark that you’re out there, somewhere.”
“AND IT
GIVES YOU FREE BLOW JOBS THAT’S WHAT YOU’RE SAYING.”
“Well, you say something about me.”
“MMM, OKAY
THEN…” she said, as her brilliant green eyes ran over my body like I was a tiny
piece of dangling food she was contemplating dropping onto her tongue.
“…I LIKE
YOUR EYELASHES.”
“What?”
There were probably a bunch of other things I had expected her to say.
“WELL, YEAH.
THEY’RE KINDA LONG AND MAKE YOU LOOK REAL CUTE.”
This answer
disturbed me, but before I could ponder over it, her thumb was suddenly right
up against my face, stroking my brow, trying to brush against my eyelashes. Even
though she was being incredibly delicate, my toes still curled at the proximity
of her long nails as her thumpad attempted to stroke at my eyelids, the
traction of the print tugging and stretching my brow and cheek.
“Arrrgh!” I
swatted and slapped at the shiny keratin invasion and then shielded my eyes
with my forearms in defeat and the probing stopped.
“DON’T LIKE
MY ANSWER?” her voice came lazily. "SO THEN IMPRESS ME WITH ANOTHER PART OF YOUR ANATOMY."
There was a
moist smack followed by wet pressure around the base of my shaft. This was
gradually transferred to the tip, pulling my entire body forward with a small
tug as it did so. Reaching the tip, there was a tight screwing sensation ringing
around the glans as her lip sucked with maximum force, before the pressure
returned to the base, and began climbing the shaft to the tip again, and
screwing tighter and tighter, to unbearable levels, until it felt like my whole
body was going to pop and take all the air and life and organs out of me,
deflating me to one tenth my size. I twitched and grasped at the puffed seal of
her lips as they continued to pump my member, and give the tip a pinching twist
causing it to throb helplessly in her grasp.
Once my
balls had hardened to cement, the pressure lifted from my shaft, and then I was
being tickled again, up and down my ribs and spine. I kicked and moaned with
frustration as her exultant, teasing laughter beat in my eardrums.
“Goddamn
it,” I grunted.
A nail tip
flicked my belly, snapped downwards against my half-erect dick.
“OKAY,
LITTLE MAN, I’M GOING TO MAKE A TINY MESS OF YOU. AND IT MIGHT HURT A LITTLE
BIT.”
“It already
hurt—urrgh!”
Her lips
parted and her tongue spilled out, at the same time she brought her hand
towards her, zooming me through the air upside down until my face impacted the
bumpy wall of her tongue with a soft slap, and everything went dark. The burly
muscle flexed over my puny face, indiscriminately squashing my soft, sensitive
features as it went, rolling over my jaw, slimeing down my chest, driving
itself stubbornly straight to the fork of my legs, swirling my member up before
it was captured in a tight moist embrace between her lips.
Her lips
drew in viciously around my girth, slurping my entire length in until my hips
jolted against her, and keeping me trapped me there as a series of mind-numbing
vacuums ran up and down my length. Her mouth utterly subjugated my tiny
manhood, lashing it with her tongue while repeatedly commanding it to stretch
as long as possible, puckering her lips tighter and tighter, drawing out every
inch of my erection. My hips bounced and grinded violently against her mouth
with bone-shaking jolts.
There was
an almighty pull and this time it did not let up. Twitches ran through my body
as my shaft was forced into an unnatural stretch and held there for a long
time. Drops of saliva rolled down my belly and chest, finally running thickly
over my face like honey. With my rod achingly taut, the tongue wagged sharply,
applying a couple of deft slaps to the tip of my dick, and the pressure in my
balls released in a rush.
The lips
gripped my shaft for an extra few minutes, tugging to ensure I was completely
spent, and sliding around the tip to clean everything up. Then the cool air ran
over my shaft as it came free, and before I could react, I was lifted slightly
so her lips could press a kiss over my face, painting it over with a soup of my
own fluids intermixed with her saliva.
As I heaved
for breath, my back was laid upon the mattress, while she rolled over and got
comfortable under the blanket. The light went off.
While she
drifted into uncomplicated sleep, I rolled over, stared at the ceiling. Rolled
over again. Beside me, deep, steady breathing with the tug and flow of ocean
wind. I huffed, and kicked the sheet off. Then, as the hair on my legs stood
up, I wrenched the sheet back again. The combination of Kolade I’d chugged
earlier that day, plus all the tickling and sexual stimulation had my blood
freighting around my system by bullet train. My thoughts raced and skipped.
Debating
internally with myself for several seconds, I finally had enough: I jumped up
and plodded to the end of the bed, and, scrunching the sheet in my hands as a
handhold, climbed over the edge and dropped onto the carpet. The soft carpet
fibers turned into frigid tiles as my path took me into the bathroom.
I scampered
up the shoelace rope ladder to reach the sink, and crossing the counter, came
to a stop at a small cosmetics travel case. Gripping a side handle, I wrenched
it with all my might, until the bag overturned onto its side, contents
rattling. Diving my upper body in between the sets of zip teeth, I dragged out
a foil sheet with half its foil bubbles still intact. Prescription sleeping
tablets. Not a surprising bounty for someone with Jen’s breathtaking energy
spikes, though she typically medicated herself with physical activity, and only
failing that, wine.
I drew my
fist back and punched one of the unopened foil bubbles with all my might. The
aluminium crinkled and split, tearing the seam open to access a white tablet,
which I rotated between my hands like a sports ball, sucking my lips in as if
contemplating eating a lemon.
My jaw
worked around the tablet, grinding it away between my teeth, bit by bit. As the
granules wore away they coated my tongue and throat. Tiny fragmented rocks of
tablet were swallowed whole. With a chunk of the tablet gone, I left the rest
on the counter and went back down the shoelace ladder. The rote descending
motions began to hypnotize my brain. Over halfway down, my feet slipped out of
position and the air was suddenly whizzing around me. Next instant the tiles
slapped my back. Groaning, I staggered back into the bedroom, and began pulling
myself up the bed.
For a
moment I was sorely tempted to just call out and get assistance, but then, with
one last nauseating wrench, I surmounted the mattress, but the swaying climbing
motion carried on even after I was upright. The tablet was kicking in, fast. A
muted, druggy kind of horror began growing in my gut; I had ingested too much
tablet for my diminutive metabolism.
In a
growing fog, I stumbled in what my dimming orientation was telling me was my
side of the bed. Then crashed face first into a sheet covered hump, which
turned out to be Jen’s foot. The foot responded in blind slumber by jerking
into action, plowing me over the sheets, like a small animal caught in the
scoop of a front-end loader. Her foot retreated again as I crawled rapidly up
my side of the bed to the pillow and whipped the sheet around myself.
Letting out
a deep sigh, I closed my eyes. As my respiration eased and my thoughts spaced
out, the darkness behind my eyes was filled up with a vivid scene summoned up
as if by its own power.
Jennifer
was holding her hand out to me, but instead of stepping onto it, I grasped it
and we were walking side by side. Then she started forward, but I was frozen in
place, her grip surged out of mine and her open hand flew up way above my head
as I was crashing down to earth, screaming like I was falling, but my feet
never left the ground, and yet I was going down and down and down…
Chapter 25: Nightmare Part 1: Sleepwalk by Zerda
Author's Notes:
This is a nightmare, kind of a bonus, but somewhat relevant for the next chapter. If some of the dialogue sounds recycled from earlier chapters, it is. Sometimes in dreams you hear people repeat things you heard them say in real life, in a different context. That's the idea here.
The dim ceiling of my bedroom had vanished, revealing an
open, fuzzy white sky above. A broad, pale plain stretched out beyond.
I was standing on a hard shiny pink plateau of flat stone as
big as a tennis court. Shallow ridges ran in straight lines down the faintly
curved surface. Crouching, I ran a hand
across the surface. It felt smooth but faintly gritty, like it had been sanded,
and gave off a faint shine of reflected light.
It was daytime, I was outside, only that was clear. I lifted
my head skyward, but instead of the recognizable blue, cloudy sky, found the
air misty and off-white, in every direction. Warmth beat in tiny currents up
from the ground like timpani drum patter. The air carried a confusing rush of
scents: a surface fragrance, raw and sweet, seeming to mask a richer odor of
vintage cheddar, bitingly sharp. I took a deep breath, waiting for my olfactory
sense to filter out the heady nasal cocktail, as the hairs on the back of my
neck began to stand up.
At one end, the plateau ended in a white, slightly curving
bar that seemed to drop off into the air. A dead end. At the other end, the
stony plate fused into a strange plain of something like tanned couch leather. Dazed
and entirely lost, I began making his way towards it.
The landscape was like nothing I’d ever seen before. What
was I even doing out here? – there was nothing; it was a barren, beige
wilderness swathed in fog.
i stopped at the edge of the stony plate, which seemed oddly
to be emerging right out of the barren plain. Then stepping forward, my feet
touched down onto soft, cushy padded ground, it felt like a soft leather sofa
as much as it looked like one.
The soles of my feet quickly grew warm, even through my
shoes; the unidentifiable surface radiated with heat. I bent again, running a
hand over the soft flexible ground, wondering vaguely if it was a desert, but
the warmth wasn’t coming from the sky – the air was fairly cool – the warmth
instead seemed to be radiating from up within the ground, like there was a
volcano buried under there or something.
Up ahead the ground had a long crease running through it,
perpendicular to me, like the channel of a creek bed, with no water in it.
Actually, that was not entirely true.
Water shimmered out from little holes in the ground,
regularly spaced along the ground. At least, it looked like it was water, but
when I crouched over one and dipped my fingers in, my nose crinkled in
response. The blobs of fluid that clung to my fingers were thicker than water,
slightly gelatinous. It looked like a thinner kind of Vaseline.
I dabbed my tongue experimentally against the fluid,
expecting it to taste like water. For the most part, it did, except for a
lingering oily aftertaste that turned me resolutely off trying another sample.
I stared across at the field covered in holes, bemused. It
looked like someone had taken an auger out here and been drilling for oil or
water. Well, judging by the taste of the gelatinous fluid, they got both.
It must have been a machine that did this, I decided; the
holes carried on as far as I could see. No one could have done all this on man
power alone.
Up ahead of the long crease in the ground, there was a wide
but shallow bulge, and out of the bulge grew a handful of tall pale stalks,
like bamboo, but the tops of the stalks tapered into points, far above my head.
Each stalk grew directly out of one of the holes. I gauged that he could have
shimmied up one of the stalks, if not for the thin sheen of gelatin fluid
oozing along the trunk of each stalk, making it glisten.
I reached out for one stalk, feeling the papery bark, and
wondering if it was tree sap. It had a very faint yellow tint, like very pale
honey, and was a little sticky. Again – struck by some desperate need to
understand – I brought some to my mouth, and nearly vomited for my trouble. It
tasted even worse than the fluid in the holes. It was salty. You didn’t expect
something that looked like honey to taste salty.
Passing the tree stalks, I kept moving.
To the left the ground plunged down a valley and out of
sight. Across that way I could see there were other stone plateaus, a row of
them, each smaller than the one I’d been standing on. Ahead the pale plain expanded
on and on. I kept following the plain, which seemed to carry on to the horizon.
I began to run.
My running pace carried on comfortably without breaks or
over-exertion. Not only was I not getting tired at the normal rate, but I
wasn’t getting tired at all.
The minutes stretched into what felt like an hour. The sky
never dimmed or changed. It looked as though it was covered by clouds, but it
was still as bright as a sunny day. It didn’t make sense.
My thoughts had muted into a numb acceptance of where I was,
even if I didn’t understand where that was precisely. I was here, wherever here
was. I was only aware of my pumping legs, the satisfying impact of the ground,
the insistence driving me that the seemingly endless plain must lead somewhere.
A couple of times my reverie was broken when I accidentally
slipped on some fluid and went skidding, or landed on my butt. But the soft
ground was forgiving, even springy, like a jumping castle, and I didn’t injure
himself. When I fell over, a haze of fine white particles puffed up around me,
some kind of dust, which was strange as the ground looked like it was made of
leather, not earth or stone.
I was following a gradual incline, until, eventually, the
plain abruptly ended, and I was met with a confounding sight. The horizontal
ground did not actually end, but turned at a right angle and carried on up a
vertical face. A couple of creases, thick like pale truck tires, ran along the
junction where the ground met the wall.
It was a bizarre sight, like something out of that movie, Inception; the ground rising up at a
right angle. It made me shiver. Just when I was starting to get a grip on the
scenery here, it had to turn around and freak out on me again. Once again I was
troubled by the question: where the hell am I? It was some barren nether-nether
desert world of alien architectures and there was no obvious way out.
I was trapped.
Impelled by desperation, I started climbing the wall.
Although the wall ran straight up, it wasn’t difficult as a typical rockface. I
grabbed handfuls of the spongy surface, dug my feet into it, and was surprised
how rapidly I was capable of ascending. It was easier than normal
rock-climbing, or even bouldering.
The springy wall enabled me to bounce a little, giving me
extra lift. It grew so comfortable and second-nature to me, I began to feel an
exhilarating feeling, like I was Spider-man flexing his powers.
Like the plain below – probably so far below now that it was
too dizzying to imagine – the wall was specked in holes. I avoided touching
these, and the short stalks that grew out of them, as they were covered in oozing
oily fluid.
I fell back into a steady, mindless momentum, and maybe
because I enjoyed it so much, I seemed to be moving up the wall faster than I’d
crossed the plain. Again, I found myself not growing tired. I felt like
Superman, and dimly congratulated myself for being persistent with the
Roburfortis. Or maybe it was a side effect of drinking so much Kolade.
Time passed without notice. The hair on the back of my neck
was prickling even more sharply.
The wall began to jut out into some big rounded outcropping,
like a huge bulge. Climbing up onto this, I found it was pitted and gashed with
creases, which made it a little easier to cross, as I could work myself into
the grooves. Huddled in one of these, I dared to peer out over the edge, and
saw only mist. There was no way of telling how high I was. No idea of
determining how long I’d be falling for if I leapt off the edge.
Then again, why would I do that? I was having too much fun
climbing. And there was something primitively satisfying in scaling the face
for the sake of itself, just because it was there, as they said about Mount
Everest, or the Moon.
Passing over the jutting bulge, I came upon, and began
ascending, another very long section of the wall. At this point, it seemed like
it had been countless hours since I’d started this mysterious journey.
Then I did something I hadn’t thought of until just now.
“Jennifer!” I yelled out.
My voice raced into the sky and seemed to drop away into
nothing.
There was no response.
Then again, I hadn’t really expected one. I seemed to be
totally alone out here. Yet, I had this niggling feeling that my fiancée was
awaiting me at the top of the wall. No reasonable justification, just a strong
intuition. Or, I needed to believe that there was something worthwhile waiting for me at the top of my ascent.
Sometime later, the climb took me up to a point where the
wall met another intersection with a deep crease where the intersecting walls met
at a kind of vague ‘T’ bend. In order to scale this section I would have to
cross the crease onto a somewhat bulging area of wall which was covered in more
bamboo stalks, only these were shorter, spikier, and dark, like little black
spears. They glistened wetly, so I made a mental note not to touch them.
As I neared the spiky bulging area, I noticed a great
shadowy cleft running down it, a huge crevice, below which segments of the wall
drooped down. Each of these segments, or edges of the crevice, were a darker
pink color than the surrounding wall. At first, crossing over onto one of these
drooping segments seemed to be a mistake, as my head spun and eyes watered as I
was hit by a thick, sharp wave of indescribable odor. Whatever was in that
crevice was radiating a fierce clammy, hot mildew-like scent, like some exotic pungent
flower that grew in the middle of a dark, dense, humid jungle. I guessed it was
a cave overgrown with some strange plants.
This served as my first real challenge, as the waves of odor
beat over me with ruthless persistence. The cool air did little to clear the
smell, and try as I might, it was too foreign and overpowering for me to get
used to. The heat and odor made me giddy, my head throbbed in weak protest at
the olfactory assault. I thought of nothing else but keeping my grip and moving
up, up, as my eyes threatened to roll up into my head.
But there was something familiar about the smell. It was
meaty, sweet, and briny, like human body odor, but intensified to a savage
degree. Below that, barely within consciousness, the scent of leather and moisturizing
cream.
Using every ounce of willpower, I scampered up the bulge in
the wall, avoiding the oily black spikes, and desperate for fresh air. It was
as effective as motivation as any to hasten my ascent, and soon enough I came
to a new part of the wall, where the ferocious smell had faded significantly.
The wall flattened out now as the spiky hairs grew sparser
and disappeared. Around here I could make out an interesting geographical marker
in the wall above me, and maneuvered myself up towards it.
It was a big hole in the wall, curving inwards, as if a
chunk of the leathery substance had been pulled or sunken in, like a sink hole,
but sideways. Gripping the edge, I pulled myself up into the cave to pause for
a moment. At the far end the back wall was folded up into big crinkles that I
easily could have slipped into.
The acoustics in here produced an echo, conveying a dull
thumping noise which seemed to resound through the walls themselves:
ka-THUMP…ka-THUMP…ka-THUMP…
The sound beat up into the soles of my feet, like bass
thumping out of a subwoofer, but that simple beat was more instinctively
familiar than any pop song. It was the sound you heard when you exercised strenuously,
or got embarrassed, or swooned in love. It was a heartbeat.
The flashes of memories of my climb up here started clicking
together like jigsaw pieces, and then the realization crashed over me in an
instant:
I was inside a gigantic bellybutton.
Not just gigantic, but unthinkably big – leviathanic. If
this cave was the bellybutton, then I was hopelessly miniscule, microscopic,
smaller than a flea. I was less a millimeter compared to the owner of the wall
of flesh I was huddled inside. Less than a bed bug. A microscopic fleck; each
follicle of the body hair was almost my width. I could dig my foot into one of
those holes dotting the surface of the skin; a pore.
Earlier, I’d recklessly tried eating that gelatinous fluid
in the pores, which I realized was sebaceous oil. Now my stomach turned at the
thought. The salty honey-colored stuff on the hairs must have been sebaceous
oil mixed with sweat.
Judging by the passage up between the legs – and my
encounter with the sickly sweet crevice, the body belonged to a female.
How was I supposed to reach out to anyone out here? – unless
there was someone else trapped here on the wild wasteland of this woman’s body
with me. But even if there was another person, they could be anywhere.
I needed to figure out a way to communicate. Heading to her
ear seemed the obvious method of doing this. No need to get closer than
necessary to her face – imagining a great gaping maw awaiting me somewhere up
there – but at the moment, I had no choice.
Pulling myself out of the yawning bellybutton, I carried on
up the wall which was the bare flat expanse of the woman’s stomach. My
fantasies of being Spider-man lay ruined, now that I knew I was actually in the
incredibly humbling position of being a skin mite – more like a literal spider
man.
The climb took me up a great curving bulge, much bigger than
the previous spiky-haired covered one. There was a great crevice running
underneath where the wall met the bulge. But I was too distracted by thoughts
of how I’d get the woman’s attention and what I’d say to her, to notice where I
was going. I wondered vaguely if I’d come to an arm; the bulge of a deltoid
muscle, or a shoulder. With everything scaled up, it was difficult to recognize
anatomy by pure sight alone. To identify where I was I needed to remember where
I’d been and keep a tally of the distance I’d travelled, and which direction on
the body I was heading in. All I knew was that I was still somewhere in the
vicinity of the torso.
Clinging upside down to the underneath of the bulge, I moved
along as if crawling along a ceiling, and proceeding around a long gentle curve
until I was upright again and the wall was vertical again. A red hill loomed
before me, pushing out sideways from the skin wall. Without thinking, I climbed
up onto it, and sat on top of it. There were furrows in the skin encircling the
red hill. I stared at the object in wonder, trying to place it on the human
body. The bass thumping was even louder here than in the bellybutton, and
caused the flesh to jiggle under me with each steady thump.
With a jolt, I realized where I was, and it was a great
cause for discomfort, and in another sense, absurd thrill.
I was sitting on top of one of the giant woman’s nipples. The
nipple was so immense over me, her breast must have been positively gargantuan,
a mountain of soft flesh. I had no way of seeing it in full, tiny as I was.
A sound made me jump:
“I know you’re there. Interesting choice of destination.”
Adding, with mock accusation: “Provocateur!”
It was Jennifer’s voice, as close and clear as if she was
standing right behind me, tantalizingly normal size.
I spun around but she was nowhere in sight. Maybe I’d
hallucinated the voice, like an aural version of a desert mirage. There was no
one for miles in this desert of flesh.
But her disembodied voice came again as before, somehow
surrounding me at all sides:
“You know how we thought Remy had gone?” she said brusquely.
“Well, we were wrong. He came back.”
Her voice was originating from inside my head, like thought
being beamed into my mind by psychic power. There was no explanation but I
didn’t question it.
“Where are you?” I said, blinking and staring around across
the pale flesh surface, and then out into the white bleary clouds.
“I’m here,” she
said. “And you are in the best
possible place right now, baby.”
“Yeah? Where’s that?”
“Let me finish, and stop moving around. It’s distracting. I
said you shouldn’t use the machine again but,” she said blithely, “you didn’t
listen. And now where’s it got you?”
Unable to recall using the machine, I said nothing.
Her voice softened, but remained at businesslike distance,
like I was a protégé and she was my mentor; and her affection for me was ousted
by her responsibility over me.
“This is you, babe, I’m sorry. This is not my fault and I
can’t fix it up for you. But I’m determined to make this work out. And it will,
and we can even have some fun. But it’s not always going to be fun. Actually,
it’s going to be pretty hairy. There are twenty-four hours in a day and you’re
going to need all of them, and if you want to sleep –” she chuckled as if
amused at her own audacity “– you’ve gotta work that in somewhere else…or ask
nicely. And remember to lay it on thick.” Her voice fragmented into low
laughter again, she was outright teasing now. “Praise something unusual. Never
hurts to be original. Like, my pores…” more laughter.
“Twenty-four hours for what?” I called out. “What am I doing
here? – this is an accident!”
She was silent, awkwardly so, as if trying to figure out
which of us was grossly mistaken about the current situation. Then, plainly:
“For your survival.”
She explained dryly:
“A little misstep here, a tiny miscalculation there…and we
might be in serious trouble, Mister.”
“Hey!” I grunted. “I’m your fiancé!” The sight of her blown up nipple, like a towering, fat,
crenulated red boulder, was starting to make me sick with dread; the only
immediate land marker and a shocking visual symbol of how hopelessly miniscule
I was. At my smallest I had been a centimeter tall. Now I was a millimeter tall. I must have been virtually microscopic. With this realization, the hair all over my body was prickling with static. I pivoted from the
red boulder and began to race over the springy flesh floor.
“No!” she hissed, like I was three years old and about to
touch an electric fence, “Jerry! – I said stop moving! You know exactly what’s
going to happen!”
Her voice made me run even faster. There was groan of
feminine vexation.
—And a colossal object dropped from the sky like some
spacecraft landing on the surface of the flesh ground. It was like the plate
I’d been standing on way back when I first came to consciousness on her body.
That had been her big toe, I now realized, and this new object was similar, but
something else again. A flesh colored plate with a white tip; a gleaming
monolith, the shape of tombstone. The flesh was pulled taut
and depressed under its weight.
The air rattled with a dry crackling sound, like a rake
sweeping concrete as the monolith came racing at me with insane speed, faster
than I could ever hope to run, sending up gossamer puffs of dead skin
particles, so much dust I was immediately destined to become.
“Noooooo—!”
Chapter 26: Out for Lunch by Zerda
Author's Notes:
If you skipped the nightmare, just be aware Jerry went sleepwalking, so this chapter might sound a little confusing at first, but that's because Jerry is confused.
“—Noooooo!”
The whine tapered off as my eyes snapped open. The desert
landscape of flesh evaporated, leaving me in darkness. Only the scent of
leather and moisturizer remained. A sound had burrowed into my awareness,
causing me to wake.
“JERRY?”
It was Jennifer; her voice warbled in from down the hallway,
bright with curiosity and faint concern.
“Uuurrrgh…” I grunted in response. Thought was fuzzy and
indistinct; I was still too tired to figure anything out. A headache had lodged
behind my eyeballs. Plus, something was pushing up against my front, squashing
my insides. The bedsheet had been kicked away. I struggled to roll over, my
body felt like a log of lumber. Too much sleeping pill and my metabolism was
still trying to process it.
Driving my body with my shoulders, I managed to turn around
until I was lying on my back, only to be met with a confounding sight, and for
a second my brain simply refused to compute.
There was a huge, straight crack running down the bedroom
ceiling like a lightning bolt, through which the white daylight streamed
through.
But Jen was already up and about, so why had she not noticed
it when she’d first awoken?
I continued to blink up at it stupidly. Something else was
wrong.
If daylight was streaming in through the crack, why was the room
dark? It shouldn’t have been dark, crack or not; it was morning.
Or was it? I couldn’t figure anything out; my brain was
running at half speed.
I closed my eyes, hoping more rest would cure my
disorientation, and hopefully the crack would have disappeared the next time I
closed my eyes. Seconds later, I opened them again.
The white crack was still there, bright as day against the
surrounding darkness. My nostrils crinkled and flared; the room smelled like
someone had dumped hand sanitizer on the carpet, and the leather scent – shoes?
– leaked out of the cupboard. I reached blindly for a bed sheet that wasn’t
there.
“JERRY? JER-RY!"
Jen’s voice came in irritated spurts, echoing in from down the hallway. She was fast growing
impatient. “SOMEONE BETTER GET THEIR LITTLE BUTT OUT HERE, OR SOMEONE IS GOING
TO GET A LITTLE SPANK…”
She was
making it sound like I was misbehaving – hiding from her – when all I was doing
was keeping curled up in bed. I was sleeping in – so what? It was Saturday.
Bristling
at her tone, I rolled onto my side, drew my knees up to my chest and shut my
eyes again.
"UGH,”
she groaned, “I AM NOT DOING THIS
RIGHT NOW. I’M HAVING LUNCH WITH CHRISTINE AND KATIE, AND YOU’RE WHEREVER YOU
WANT TO BE, AND WE’LL COMPARE NOTES LATER!”
Bright rhythmic claps punctuated the air, the sound of her
high heels crossing the tiled floor. I waited patiently for the quiet again, but
for some reason, the sounds were not growing further away as if heading towards
the front door – but drawing even closer, until each clap shocked my eardrums.
The mattress even began to tremble as her clacking heels announced her presence
in the room, the driving clack turning to a dull thud muffled by the bedroom
carpet, and…
...she’d found me after all, in the bed, where I’d been all along, and
was now heading straight for me.
I shut my eyes and feigned sleep.
Neither of us spoke.
The mattress dropped out from below and my breath sucked in.
I clawed around blindly in the dim light for purchase, but – bizarrely – some
flooring was still there beneath my side and flailing hands – even as I could
now feel myself flying through the air.
My chest tightened as the soft flooring lurched sideways
like a car swerving around a corner, and then whipped back and forth through the
air. I was rolled one way, bumping into unseen objects and entities that sprung
up in my path out of nowhere, then, as the thrusting motion reversed, rolled
back the other way, into and over more objects; most of these hard and
uncomfortable as they connected with my legs, ribs and elbows. In mere seconds I
was a passenger of a sinking ship; bumping into sliding tables and chairs that
knocked into indiscriminate body parts, jangling my bones and grazing my soft
vulnerable areas, while my head swam as if I was already in the depths of a black
swirling ocean.
“Wh–where are you –?!” I groaned, bumping up and down on the
constantly moving flooring, but my voice bounced and shook to pieces, and was then
muffled by the sharp staccato heel blasts as they traversed back over the hard
floor tiles. I went to yell again, louder, but the hard pointy corner of an object
stuck itself into my soft, unprotected stomach, stealing away my voice.
Meanwhile, a door handle and lock clanked very closeby, the
door banged shut again and the heel taps, rubber tip on concrete, were now
scraping over outside paving. The dark ceiling overhead burst apart and light
poured down, piercing my eyes. I shut them an instant before sensing a huge
shadow hovering down over me.
Sharp-tipped probing masses swept over my body without
stopping, grazing my head, torso, and groin, pinching and tweaking each of
these body parts as if trying to tactilely memorize my body surface. Just as quickly, they shuffled me aside with frightening, careless impatience. A metal and plastic
rattling came from one dark corner before a metal bar struck and scratched over
my leg. I yelped, tucking my legs in as the shadow lifted, taking the rattling
thing up over my head, into the bright light, and vanishing.
The car beeped to unlock – the thing that scraped me had
been the car keys. Then a car door opened and shut, while the surface I was
lying on became firm as a weight pushed up from underneath until I was resting
on it. The local motion of rising and falling in the air stopped, almost at the
same time, another type of motion started, a vibration which expanded into
uncontrollable acceleration in some direction, swerving. It was simply normal
car movement, but my puny size made these mundane motions seem more impressive
than they actually were. It was like I stood on a deck, feeling the boat
accosted by powerful waves, but I actually knew I was in a car, specifically,
resting on the passenger seat, lying at the bottom of Jen’s handbag.
But how had I ended up there?
At some point in the night, during uneasy sleep, I must have
sleepwalked through the bed, and tumbled out off the side of the mattress,
straight into the bag, which must have been lying open beside the bed, either
knocking myself out from the fall, or passing back into sleep once I’d landed.
Anyway, it wasn’t so important how I’d gotten inside. It was important how I
was going to get out.
I should have called for her attention, but was still so
tired and nauseated, embarrassed and in disbelief that I’d ended up here, now
wanting nothing more than to curl up in the darkness of the soft bag and go
back to sleep. Now that I was in the car, I worried that if I called attention
to myself, she would spin the mishap to her advantage; seizing the opportunity
to turn it into a big, exhausting shopping trip, employing me as her tiny
shopping cheerleader. Every passing second made it less likely that she would
return me home, as we drove further from the house.
The car engine shut off and the bag was lifted and sent
swinging through the air before slapping into a firm, moving surface. She had
the strap set long and the bag was over her shoulder, forced into a repeated
elastic bounce against the side of her butt as she walked, sending me
trampolining around inside. The springy turbulence enlivened my nausea, and worse,
the pendulous motion set the various possessions dancing again, like people
bumping into me inside a bouncy castle.
Objects blundered into me from all sides: packets and containers
and cosmetic tubs and tubes, until I felt like just another forgotten object of
possession being conveyed in the bag. A plastic packet somersaulted over me,
and multiple objects spilled out and looped around my arms and legs –
hairbands. I kicked my legs and whipped my arms out, trying to disentangle
myself. Then another object came rolling at me, a phone charger, I booted the
side with my foot, narrowly avoiding getting struck with the metal prongs. Then
a box of Advil tumbled over me, a corner jutting into my shoulder, the inside
foil sheet rattling. With the galloping motion and steady pounding of Jen’s
heels, I felt like I was stuck in the saddlebag of a horse.
The motions finally slowed as the voices of Christine and
Katie approached, and greeted each other, then I was being bounced along in tow
with them. Bright light – even brighter than before – slanted down from the
crack between the partially open zip above, and into my eyes – even flickering
and dancing as I was tossed around like salad. The sun had come out from behind
a cloud and beamed straight down.
“YOU LADIES DON’T MIND THE SUN?” Christine offered. “WE CAN
SIT INDOORS.”
No one protested, and then, chair joints creaked, grinded,
and scraped over concrete as the women took their seats, before firm backing
rose up and planted itself into my spine. The handbag didn’t have a firm
structure, but was floppy and relatively shapeless, like a big leather pouch
with a shoulder strap. When the bottom came to rest, it collapsed and folded,
making the hard ground distinct against my body.
When the bag had come to rest, I guessed it must be beside
Jen’s feet. The unzipped opening had folded over, leaving a small unfolded gap
through which bright light filtered in. I got the briefest glimpse of shining
nail tips forking into sight before my eyelids shaded in protest. These nail
tips rattled painfully over my skull before I was nudged aside, and then a long
object like a black sack flew into the air and disappeared. A moment later, my
sight went completely dark as the black cloth sack – now empty – dropped onto
my head and slipped down my upper body, to my waist. A cloth bag for storing
sunglasses. I ripped it off and threw it into the corner.
The women chatted, while I closed my eyes and tried to sleep,
and soon their voices comingled with the drone of voices of all the other people
in the vicinity of what seemed to be a restaurant or café. But the urban noises
kept interrupting my rest. Rousing laughter came from another table, while the
metallic clangs of cutlery and rings of ceramic dishes, interspersed with
intermittent clomping footsteps, sometimes sounding alarmingly close to my bag campout.
Further off, there was the crackle of a moped idling at a street light before
the light changed and it departed in a burst, a car horn, and a booming car
stereo system playing through open windows, before being swallowed up by the
chorus of traffic rumbling. Then the squeal of a baby seemed to pierce the
tiny, sensitive membranes of my ears, making my insides crinkle.
Eventually, I abandoned sleep, my attention returned and the
conversation sharpened into focus again:
Jen was saying:
"I’VE GOT HIM FOR THE WEEKEND. HE FLIES BACK MONDAY.”
“HOW IS IT ALL GOING THERE?” Christine asked.
“HE WAS FINE LAST NIGHT, BUT WHEN I LEFT HIM THIS MORNING HE
WAS IN A MOOD."
"WORK PRESSURES," said Katie, sounding as if she
was speaking from experience. "DON'T TAKE IT PERSONALLY."
"WHEN HE'S HOME,” Jen mused to no one in particular, “I
PLAY WITH DIFFERENT WAYS OF GETTING HIM INTERESTED."
"THING IS," answered Christine, "YOU'RE AN
ACTION GIRL. SOMETIMES YOU NEED TO WEAVE A ROMANCE WITH WORDS."
“SO, I USE MY BODY – WHAT IS NOT ROMANTIC ABOUT THAT?”
"SEE, WITH ME," Katie chimed in, "THE
OPPOSITE PROBLEM. BUT IF I DIDN’T TALK, LEVI WOULD SPEND HOURS ON HIS TECHNICAL DRAWINGS IN SILENCE."
"COOK HIM HIS FAVORITE MEAL," Christine offered,
to both Jen and Katie simultaneously. "OLD-FASHIONED BUT IT SOLVES ALMOST
EVERYTHING."
"HE PULLS AWAY IF I ASK FOR TOO MUCH," Jen went on,
carrying on a self-propelled spiel. "IT'S LIKE, PUSH-PULL. THEN HE
HIDES."
"I’D GO CRAZY," Katie sympathized. There was a
clink of cutlery as food was forked around a plate. "HAVE YOU HEARD OF
PRE-MARRIAGE COUNSELLING? I LOOKED INTO IT, BUT LEVI DIDN’T WANT ANYTHING TO DO
WITH TALK THERAPY."
“IT MIGHT BE YOUR APPROACH, SWEETIE,” said Christine. “YOU
GIVE HIM DISCIPLINE WHEN HE WANTS DELICACY. YOU WANT TO MASTER AND TAME HIM,
BUT MARRIAGE ISN’T CHECKMATE.”
The chair squeaked as Jennifer shifted, and her shoe scraped
the ground. The bag opening rustled and, opening my eyes, her hand was hovering
over me, nearly making me start. Her nails grazed indifferently over my face –
I used every ounce of willpower not to move – trailed over my body, poking,
prodding, inadvertently jabbing me in the gut as they felt around for something.
Making a sweeping motion, her hand shoveled under me and flipped me – plus a
couple of other objects – over to the side of the bag in its single-minded
search for something else distinctly not shaped like me.
Plastic wrapper crinkled as she found a tissue-packet and
withdrew it. A moment later, the plastic packet, still half full of tissues,
flew down through the bag opening and bounced on my face. I winced.
“I GET IT,” Katie offered. “HE'S HAD A TASTE OF LIFE AND
YOU’RE SCARED HE WON’T COME BACK.”
“WHY SHOULD I BE WORRIED?" Jen scoffed. "HE’D DO ANYTHING FOR ME IF I ASKED
HIM.”
“IT MUST BE HARD,” said Christine. “THE SIZE BACKFLIPS, MY
GOSH, IT'D GIVE ME WHIPLASH. DOESN’T HE MOURN HIS PREVIOUS FORM?”
“AND WHAT ABOUT ME?" Jen challenged. "I'VE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER.”
“YOUR FACE GIVES IT AWAY. AT MY HOUSE YOU COULDN’T STOP
SMILING.”
Jen laughed with the recollection of Christine’s dinner
party.
“I’D BEEN DYING TO SLIP JERRY ON MY FINGER ALL DAY, THAT'S WHY.”
“HE LOOKED STUNNING ON YOU,” Christine agreed. “NOT TO
MENTION, HE MADE A CHIC LITTLE EARRING.”
“ARE YOU GOING TO STAY HERE?” asked Katie.
"I NEED TO, WITH WORK,” replied Jen. There was a pause
as if she was considering it more seriously. “BUT THE HOUSE SEEMS BIGGER,
QUIETER. ORDERLY.”
“YOU LOVE IT HERE,” Christine remarked. “CLOSE TO THE BEACH
AND THE BOARDWALK.”
“I DON’T KNOW,” Jen murmured.
"WELL, YOU LOOK
GOOD. FIT."
“JOGGING. DANCING. OTHERWISE I’D BE CLIMBING THE WALLS.”
The conversation shifted to diet, and exercise and sleep,
and my mind drifted again. They talked about work, Jen mentioned her own work
issues. Then she said:
“WE HAVE ENOUGH FOR LIVING DECENTLY SO I THINK ABOUT HIS
MOTIVE.”
“TO WORK?” Christine laughed a little. “LET HIM. MEN LIKE
THEIR PROJECTS.”
"THIS," Katie agreed. Then elaborated: “WHEN LEVI
WENT TO JAPAN, HE CAME BACK SAYING EVERYONE NEEDED SPIRITUALITY IN THEIR LIVES.
THAT LASTED A WEEK. SOMETIMES MEN NEED TO GET THE ‘ADVENTURE’ ALL OUT OF THEIR
SYSTEM.”
The musical ding of a church bell echoed in the distance.
This spurred the women into talking about the wedding, Christine (already
engaged to Tyler, but in no rush to officiate) ran some ideas past.
“ARE YOU
GOING TO CHANGE YOUR NAME?” asked Katie suddenly, “– ‘JENNIFER MOUSSEAU’?”
“NO,”
Jennifer said firmly. “LIKE I’M CHATTEL. BUT I WOULDN’T REFUSE IF HE CHANGED HIS NAME.”
The moment
she’d branded the ‘T’ on my chest she’d made that painfully clear to me,
literally.
There was a storm of furious vehicular honking from some
nearby street, and footsteps passed very near, a little kid’s voice rang
directly above, “MOMMY! MOMMY!”
I flinched, but mother and child must have passed right by
the table. Mostly, day-to-day I didn’t have anything to do with kids – plus bad
memories of being a bully target of neighborhood kids – and the thought of tots
who would now tower over me was disturbing. I hated to imagine the scene if I’d
been spotted. I released a heavy breath in relief that the danger had passed,
and remained in the bag, happy to continue to lie low for the time being.
“HAVE YOU TALKED ABOUT IT WITH HIM?” Katie was saying, in
response to a context I’d missed, being distracted by the kid.
“SHE’S GOING FOR THE SURPRISE ATTACK,” Christine chuckled
under her breath.
“NOTHING IS A SURPRISE ABOUT IT,” Jennifer replied with a
mock scoffing noise. “I MEAN, IT FOLLOWS NATURALLY.”
“WELL, YOU QUESTIONED HIS MOTIVE FOR GOING UP THERE,” Katie
said meaningfully. “MAYBE HE’S SCARED.”
“SURE,” said Jennifer, “I’VE BEEN DISCREET ABOUT IT BUT I
HAVEN’T BEEN DISHONEST.”
The conversation had moved on. One of the women said
something funny; Christine let out an ebullient laugh. She must have tossed her
head back because her earrings chimed – my hearing was so fine I picked it up.
It seemed long ago I had been swinging from those very earrings; a bizarre
thought. I felt a little more alert now, my nausea migraine had dulled.
The chairs scuffed the ground and then I felt myself being
hefted up into the air in one shot, like I weighed nothing. I tumbled around
against her hip, and then the bag yawned to let the sun in, and
an outstretched hand whose nails tapped over my body parts as they journeyed
unconsciously for the purse, which was quickly retrieved so Jen could pay at
the counter. A moment later I had the wind knocked out of me, almost buried
beneath a leathery mattress that flung out of the sky. This was the purse,
which instantaneously flattened me before bouncing off to the side as the bag
interior repeated its earlier washing machine cycle of tumultuous motion, as a
result of the bag’s vivacious rebound against the buxom curve of Jen’s
posterior, until my stomach was curling with nausea again.
The bag swung and dropped onto the padded car seat, before
the door clapped shut and the engine came to life. The bag’s possessions
stilled where they dropped and mercifully stopped tackling me like football players.
The floppy leather was vibrating all around as the car rolled down the road.
“WEIRD
DREAM LAST NIGHT,” Jennifer was saying, and I wondered if she was now on the
phone, “LIKE SOMEONE PAINTING A LINE, STARTING AT MY TOES AND SLOWLY SPREADING
UP MY BODY, STOPPING AT MY NIPPLE. TOTALLY RAW, PURE TOUCH. BUT IT ENDED RIGHT
BEFORE MY FAVORITE PART.”
There was a
weighed silence.
“YOU
WOULDN’T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THAT, WOULD YOU?”
After more
silence:
“THE GAME’S
OVER NOW. I KNOW YOU’RE IN THERE.”
“How did
you know?” I grunted, hauling myself into a sitting position.
“JERRY, I
KNOW WHAT YOU FEEL LIKE.” She continued: “YOU HARDLY HAVE TO GO TO THIS TROUBLE
IF YOU WANT TO JOIN ME FOR LUNCH. YOU COULD HAVE JUST ASKED. WHAT I WANT TO
KNOW IS, WHY YOU’RE NAKED.”
“Bad sleep.
I must have sleepwalked or something, I woke up in here. “
“AW, YOU
DIDN’T KNOW WHERE YOU WHERE?” she said with earnest sweetness.
“I worked
it out. I was just napping.”
She sighed
with amusement.
“YOUR VOICE
SOUNDS SO CUTE COMING FROM INSIDE MY BAG, LIKE I’VE GOT A LITTLE GREMLIN LIVING
IN THERE.”
Worried she
was in no rush to displace me, I cried out:
“You have
to take me home.”
“WHAT DO
YOU THINK I’M DOING?”
Relieved, I
lay back on the soft interior fabric. After a minute of silence, she said:
“YOU HAVE
NOTHING ELSE TO SAY?” There was a lilt of expectation in her tone.
“Like what?”
“HOW MUCH
DID YOU HEAR EARLIER?”
“I was
napping.”
Chapter 27: Vet Consultation by Zerda
Next
morning’s arise was substantially less bizarre, but not less busy.
Birds called
outside. The room was still dim, the curtains drawn.
It was
cool, the sheet was off, pulled over to her side in the night and wrapped
around her luxuriously, leaving me bare. Inevitably she would notice and cup a
hand around me, sweeping me into her body warmth. But for now
she was still.
I got up
and padded over to her head, emerging from the blanket like a big sculpture in
a state of repose, elevated enough off the mattress that I had to climb the
pillow to reach her.
Long
draughts of warm air buffeted me as I walked along the pillow to her forehead.
My hand was extended, prepared to reach out and make contact with her brow,
when a rumbling moan escaped her throat, the timber so deep that it resonated
in my bones. The mountain range of blanket created by her length seemed to
hunker in against the mattress. For an instant I thought she must have awoken
and was contemplating the thought of arising with extreme distaste. But her
eyelids remained shut, except for slits of eyeball just visible beneath the
black fans of lashes, and the eyes were flickering blindly in a dream state.
A shelf of
the mountain range rustled, sweeping gently around; her arm, buried under the
blanket, made a searching motion against her body and my body went tense as I
realized. She was touching herself in her sleep.
I stood,
frozen, as another sultry groan rang through my skull. Her breath built up,
caught, and then gushed out in off-beat rhythm. I wondered if she was thinking
about me. Or maybe having a weird dream like I’d had the other day.
Then her
arm stilled, and I seized this opportunity to begin grazing my fingers through
her eyebrow until she went still all over, before the eyelids peeled back, but
still fuzzy, half-asleep. Then the pupils found and focused on me.
“Can you
get me to the vet’s clinic in about twenty minutes?” I said. “Uh…Please?”
The eyes
held on me. I continued to knead the fur of the brow.
Her voice crackled out groggily:
“REASON?”
“The vet wants
me for a…standard medical thing.”
The eyes
held. The brow sharpened.
“THE VET IS
YOUR FRIEND NOW?”
My
shoulders rolled.
“Sure.”
The eyes
veiled behind the lashes for a moment.
“I COULD
TAKE YOU…OR I COULD MAIL YOU THERE AND SLEEP IN…”
The blanket
humped up as one long, slender arm emerged, flying up at me to bop me in the
forehead with a straightened forefinger. I shut my eyes before the pad made
contact with my brow, the same hand she had been pleasuring herself with only
moments before; her touch was scented and oiled with her natural lubricant,
although she didn't know that.
Then her
head lifted, she sucked in a lungful of air and let out a yawn right into my
face, dowsing me in a cloud of hot, moist air. Realizing, she stopped and
giggled.
“SORRY,
BABE. I WASN’T TRYING TO EAT YOU.” Her head reared back and her eyes dropped to
the tattoo on my chest, and then her lips were drawing in close to press softly
against my left pec in an apologetic kiss, giving the hunk of chest muscle a
quick probe with her tongue before her lips pulled away again.
She lifted
and propped her head up on one arm on the pillow, and her eyes came to a rest
on my groin. Her hand slid over the mattress with inescapable power and speed,
straight at me. It stopped at my feet, one finger lifting to brush against my
dick, which was inconveniently erect.
“DO WE HAVE
TIME FOR A QUICKIE IN THE SHOWER?”
“Maybe not
this morning,” I said, shifting my feet as her fingertip played with my member,
pushing and wiggling it back and forth like a toy, “I really have to—ugh—” the flat pads rolled the head of
my cock around with dreamy softness and my sleep-suppressed heartrate now began
to accelerate to a vigorous jog. The corner of her lips curled.
It was
somehow erotic seeing the sharp razor nails pass so close to my agonizingly
sensitive, bulging tip without actually making contact. The nails could be
devastating yet her touch was soft and controlled; my dick was putty being
shaped by her warm fingertips, inadvertently painting a faint sheen of her own
fluid up and down my shaft.
I took a
deep breath.
“I have to go
now…”
She
observed me with the disinterest of someone still recovering from deep sleep.
“YOU REALLY
DON’T LOOK READY YET,” she inclined her head, pondering. “I THINK WE SHOULD
GIVE IT A COUPLE MORE MINUTES.”
She was
right; after several more minutes of heart-thumping agony, I was in desperate
need of a shower.
*
“WELL,
SOMEONE BOUNCED BACK AFTER THEIR LITTLE RUN-IN WITH MY SURGICAL SHEARS!”
A soft
folded towel pressed against my back as I lay face up on the veterinary table.
The air was cool and every so often I tried to repress a shiver, while my naked
skin had broken out in little bumps. Jen stood beside the table; the gleam of
her nails were visible in peripheral vision, fingers curled around the table
edge. I looked across and met her eyes, and my head was then shaded by a huge hand
as she delicately ran a finger over my hair.
The female
vet’s humungous face hovered directly above, blocking out the ceiling light.
Her hair was tied back out of the way and her gaze analysed me with clinical
interest. Her pink, moist lips smacked on a wad of gum, and my eyes became
warily transfixed, dreading that at any moment the gum would fall out. Due to
the position of her downturned face, if the gum dropped, my face would be the
accidental target.
I couldn’t
shift out of the way, because her hand held me down, gently pressed against the
tabletop as her rubber gloved fingers journeyed over my bare torso, palpating
my insides along the faint scar on my abdomen.
“LOOK AT
THE TONE ON THAT BABY BREADBASKET.” She gave my stomach a gentle, admiring prod.
The vet then
listened to my chest with a stethoscope that felt like a plate of ice, and
virtually dwarfed my torso, then flipped me over and listened to my back. She
took some tiny hammer-ended tool and began tapping about here and there, as if
to test the resonance in the air spaces of my body. Pinching my shoulders
together, she propped me up into a sitting position on the table, and a tiny
cuff squeezed my arm to get my blood pressure, before she shone a miniature torch
in my eyes, ears and throat, as I wondered what animal these miniature tools
had last been used on – a rat, mouse, or a frog? The deft manipulation of my
supine body and bulky intrusion of the tools in my direct visual field
definitely me feel less than human.
Then I was
laid on my back again while she poked and pushed with a pointer finger,
virtually dwarfing the body parts and organs it was attempting to identify. Two
broad fingerpads spread about against my front, rubbing my skin to stretch it
taut and capture whatever organ or body part lay underneath. A pointer finger
moved around over my skull, pinching my head and gently lifting it up off the
table to slide under and examine my scalp. Then it worked methodically from my
neck to my armpits, then down to my torso, tummy, legs, and finally my groin.
Although she was trying to be gentle, the sheer size of her fingertips compared
to me made the groin palpation more vigorous than intended, and I finished the
examination rock hard and pointing up at the ceiling.
Without
warning her gloved fingers began to curl and extend against my shaft, engaged a
game of trying to snatch at and poke it.
“WHAT IS
THIS, HUH?” she said with mock surprise, playfully catching my tip between two
fingers, letting it go, and then catching it again. “WHAT IS THIS? YOU GET SO EXCITED COMING IN TO SEE ME, DON’T
YOU!”
As I kicked
and struggled between her hands, she appraised Jennifer calmly:
“I DON’T
THINK IT’S NECESSARY TO PRESCRIBE HIM ANYTHING OFF THE SHELF TO RELIEVE THAT
TUMESCENT LITTLE TICKLE STICK. LET’S JUST TREAT IT AS AN EXERCISE IN
SELF-RESTRAINT.” She crouched against the table to bring her gaze down level
with my face, fixing me with a big grin, the gum in her cheek squelching as she
chewed.
“IT’S SO
BIG AND YOU’RE SO TINY!” she cooed. “HOW’D IT GET SO BIG?” She flipped my
member drolly against her fingertip while making some affectionate kissy noises
at me. Then, leaving my member panging outrageously and straining up at the
ceiling, the vet turned peeled off and disposed of her rubber gloves, and
deliberated over her computer for a moment.
“I’VE GOT
HIS BLOOD TESTS FROM BEFORE HIS NIGHTY-NIGHT JAB LAST TIME,” she said, cheerfully.
“NO NEED TO WORRY: ALL NORMAL. BETTER
THAN NORMAL; HIGH VITAMINS, HIGH IRON, STRONG IMMUNE FUNCTION.” Her gleaming
eyes fixed on me with excitement. “HE’S A PERFECT CANDIDATE!”
There was a
beat. Then –
“CANDIDATE FOR
WHAT?” Jen said.
The vet
gave her a strange look.
“THE ROBURFORTIS
THERAPY – THAT’S WHAT WE’RE DOING HERE, TODAY.”
Jen’s eyes
flicked from the vet down to me and back again. I shrank under her keen gaze.
“JERRY, WHAT
IS THIS,” she said slowly, “WE CAME IN HERE FOR A CHECK-UP.”
The vet
spent a moment explaining the therapy to her, the same as she’d done over the
phone to me. Jen’s face remained impassive as she took this in, though her eyes
seemed to shade over.
“AND THE
SIDE EFFECTS?” she said.
“THE BONE
GROWTH PROCESS MAY BE PAINFUL,” the vet listed off, “THERE MIGHT BE SOME
SWELLING AND INFLAMMATION AROUND THE JOINTS. IF THE PAIN ESCALATES WE CAN BRING
IN SOME PAIN RELIEF, AND PLAY AROUND WITH THE PILL DOSE SO THE POOR LITTLE GUY’S
SYSTEM ISN’T RUNNING ON THE BRINK OF EXHAUSTION.”
Jen stepped
up to the table, pressing her palms upon the edge and leaning over until I was staring
straight up at her face, and couldn’t avoid her penetrating gaze.
"WHY
IS THIS THE FIRST TIME I'M HEARING ABOUT THIS?"
Unnoticed
by the vet, her voice now became tacitly sterner, and came at me in particular,
like a dart.
I shivered
under her scrutiny, my insides coiling, and looked to the vet for help, an explanation.
The vet smiled innocently, misinterpreting the question.
"HAVE
TO SAY, I'M A LITTLE EXCITED TO SEE HOW IT WORKS OUT, I'VE NEVER COME ACROSS IT
BEFORE, EITHER."
One of the
palms near me lifted, the hand combing through the dual-tone hair, but only
succeeding in mussing it.
“JERRY,”
she fought for the right words, “EXPLAIN TO ME. BECAUSE I DON’T GET IT. I
DON’T.”
“W-what
part don’t you get?”
“WHICH PART
OF THIS MAKES ANY SENSE?”
The vet
looked between us.
“WHAT IF I
GIVE YOU GUYS A MINUTE?”
“No!” My
eyes fluttered around the ceiling. Jen’s brow distinctly hardened.
“JERRY, THE
RISKS. PAIN, EXHAUSTION. YOU’RE THAT
DESPERATE?”
I glared against
the ceiling light, hating the word ‘desperate’, trying to ignore not only her
face but the inflamed tower of my dick pointing up at her, making a very
inconvenient presence.
“All
medical procedures have risks. I’ve got to at least try it, or I’m going to be kicking myself.”
“WHO ARE
YOU TRYING TO IMPRESS? THE FILM PEOPLE?”
“It’s
nothing to do with them. It’s me. I
want it.”
Her face screened
up like she hadn’t heard me. She left the tableside, dropping into the aluminium
frame seat at the side of the room, in the corner, staring ahead as if trying
to make out some tiny invisible writing on the wall. Then her eyes went to the
floor and stayed there. I watched her, waiting for a reestablishment of eye
contact, but it didn’t come.
Then my
head dropped back until all I saw was the ceiling, the harsh buzzing
fluorescent strips as the vet typed away at the computer.
I wanted to
get up off the table, take her hand, squeeze it, rub her shoulder, something,
but was stuck staring up at the ceiling, lying face up on the towel, with the
vet’s gargantuan upper body hovering around the edge of my vision, feeling less
like a patient and more like a helpless animal that had just been born. If this
all worked, I would be able to do all of those things; rub her shoulder, take
her hand, hug her. I fixated on that thought.
“I’LL FIX
UP A PRESCRIPTION AND GET SOME SENT TO YOU,” the vet said. “JUST NEED TO
CONFIRM YOUR POSTAL ADDRESS.”
I gave my Tiferno
Apartment address, while, at the same time, Jen listed off the home address.
“St Palma,”
I insisted.
"BAYSIDE," said Jen.
"I'LL STICK THE CITY ADDRESS IN HERE, OKAY?" the vet chirped.
Jen exhaled slowly but said nothing.
The vet was
now rifling through drawers of medical equipment. My muscles snapped to
attention and I pushed myself up off the towel. The towering wall of her back
facing me, she announced, cheerily as ever:
“NOW, YOU ASKED
ME ABOUT WHETHER THE LITTLE FELLA’S WAND WAS FIRING AS IT SHOULD BE.”
She was
talking to Jen.
Jen drew
herself up in the seat to return the vet’s inquiring look. The vet went on:
“HE WAS JUST
A CHIRPY LITTLE TWINKLE ON THE TABLETOP, WASN’T HE? STILL CHIRPY, BUT NOW HE’S BIG ENOUGH FOR MY
DELICATE EQUIPMENT TO HAVE A TEENY FEEL AROUND FOR ANALYSIS, AND MAYBE, IF
WE’RE REALLY LUCKY, HE’LL LET ME TAKE A STEALTHY SAMPLE.”
She turned away
from the drawers to face the table again, and flexed her hand in a way that
suggested it was the ‘delicate equipment’. A buzz raced up my spine.
“What are
you doing?!” I cried.
“EASY
THERE, CUPCAKE!” she chuckled. “I’M JUST GOING TO PUT YOU THROUGH YOUR PACES.”
“No more
tests! I’m healthy – you said so!”
Jen now
chose this moment to leave the seat and return to the tableside to lean over
me, bringing a couple of fingers flat over my chest like a harness, while her
thumb extended up behind the top of my head to stroke my hair in an effort to
calm me down.
"DO
THIS FOR ME, OKAY?” she said, then, more softly, as her thumb gently brushed
against and flicked my ear. “IT'S NECESSARY, BABE."
The vet was
snapping on another pair of rubber gloves, before squirting gel on her
fingertips and rubbing them together, calmly addressing Jennifer over my head.
“THE USUAL
METHOD FOR THIS IS DIGITAL STIMULATION.” She considered me on the table,
shifting around under Jen’s steady, firm hand. “I NEED A GOOD, BIG SPURT, BUT
I’M PRETTY CONFIDENT IN MY TECHNIQUE TO COAX HIM TO EXHAUST EVERYTHING HE’S GOT.
AND YOU DOWN THERE—” she now leaned right over me, looking me in the eye,
“—YOU’RE IN GOOD HANDS. OR, I SHOULD SAY, HAND.”
She winked
at me, giving my ankle a gentle touch as if in reassurance, but the coldness of
the rubber glove made me flinch.
My tongue
turned heavy in my mouth as my thoughts raced for arguments.
“There has
got to be some kind of–eep—!”
Fingertips
wrapped around my shaft and began gliding up and down with confident strokes, asserting
total, unhurried control over my reproductive function.
“OOH, OUCH!” the
vet sympathized, “AND I’M JUST MAKING IT WORSE AND WORSE, AREN’T I? POOR LITTLE
GUY…”
The
pressure grew denser, then released and became light, unbearable and
irritating, then intensified again, and carrying on like this in cycles. Every square
inch of my member was explored with indiscriminate clinical curiosity, and
stroked thoroughly, squeezing and stretching, and stroking vigorous circles
into the tip until perspiration was dabbing my brow and my eyes were practically
rolling up into my head. Sharp gasps and moans were coming out of my mouth and
I couldn’t stop them.
“LET'S SEE IF I CAN MAKE YOU WORK A LITTLE HARDER, NOW…THAT’S IT LITTLE GUY,” the vet was
murmuring, “YOU CAN DO IT...A LITTLE MORE...WHAT A BIG UNIT YOU HAVE! BUT YOU’D
MAKE ME SO HAPPY IF YOU GOT EVEN BIGGER FOR ME…JUST A LITTLE MORE…”
At
intervals her big pink lips puckered at me, making wet popping kissing sounds, not in a flirtatious way but as if I was a puppy she was cooing
at.
There was
intermittent pressure around my balls, not merely from inside but on the
outside; as if a fingertip was rolling around them, measuring, trying to gauge
by touch how much fluid there was for her to take.
It was torture. My head was thrashing about until the warm weight of her thumbpad planted on my brow to pin my
head to the table.
I took deep
ragged breaths as the constant pressure became like a powerful sucking feeling
right through my shaft. The vet was so confident and clinical in her technique
she was powering away without regard to my comfort, skillfully maneuvering me
through a monstrous climax.
“NOT GIVING
UP EASILY, EH?” The vet smirked at Jen. “HE WANTS ANOTHER COUPLE OF ROUNDS OF
TUG-O-WAR,” She murmured, unfazed, total concentration on my expanding,
twitching organ: “BUT I’VE GOT HIM RIGHT WHERE I WANT HIM…”
Giddy
pulsations of bright euphoria began exploding through my loins. I let out a
series of breathless squeaks as my hips began to buck against the examination
table.
“HAVE YOU
NOW, LITTLE FELLA!” the vet gloated down at me. “GIVE ME A NICE BIG SQUIRT.”
Multiple
wads shot out of my dick and were zealously captured in a sample cup by the
vet.
“AH HA!”
the vet crowed in victory. “WE HAVE SURRENDER!”
Screwing
the lid, she held the jar up to her eyes, squinting in at it, rotating the jar
to catch the ceiling light, and in that innocent, earnestly clinical way of
hers:
“LOOK AT
THAT! WHAT A BEAUTIFUL BIG DEPOSIT. WHAT MORE CAN I ASK FOR?”
She pulled
out a tissue and dabbed my face of perspiration, while I took deep calming
breaths and stared at the ceiling, unable to meet the eyes of either woman.
*
Back in the
car, I could tell something was wrong. Jen was an easy conversationalist, and
right now, she was driving us home in silence, not looking at me. Of course,
she had to keep her eyes on the road, but she wasn’t acknowledging me.
She flipped
the radio on, surfed the stations undecidedly, made an audible sigh, then
turned it off. She was a great actress except for when she was pissed off, then
her performative nature seemed to depart her entirely.
“SO YOU’RE
GOING TO START THAT TRIAL?” she said quietly.
I weighed
my words.
“I’ve
definitely thought about it.”
She
considered this.
“WELL, HAVE
YOU THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT IT’S GOING TO MEAN FOR YOUR CAREER IF YOU GET THOSE
SIDE-EFFECTS? HOW ARE YOU GOING TO PERFORM IF YOU’RE IN PAIN?”
“The vet
said she’d give me pain relief if it came to that.”
“YEAH, AND
OVER-MEDICATE AND MAKE YOURSELF SICK.”
I shifted
uncomfortably between her thighs, which, in response, clenched me firmer.
“You sound
upset.”
“I’M NOT
UPSET,” she said. “BUT I ALREADY TOLD YOU HOW I FEEL.” She added impatiently:
“I THOUGHT WE WERE PAST THIS.”
“Past
what?”
“OH, YOU
KNOW,” she grunted. “THIS…THIS SIZE THING.” Then blurted out: “THERE’S NOTHING
WRONG WITH YOU!”
“But there
is something different, and I’m just
trying to reconcile that.”
“WE’RE
GETTING MARRIED NOW.” She lifted a hand from the steering wheel and flexed it. “THIS
RING ON MY FINGER ISN’T A TOY; IT SYMBOLIZES THE PROMISE WE MADE TO HAVE EACH
OTHER AS WE ARE. SO, WHAT, YOU’RE GOING TO RUN AWAY FROM THAT AND DO THIS, AND THROW
YOUR PROMISE TO ME OUT THE WINDOW?”
“I think you’re
being slightly dramatic. People all around the world have a normal wedding
where the bride and groom are roughly the same size. Would it be such a disaster
if I actually look you in the eye when we stand at the altar?”
“WELL…” she
interrupted herself with a huff of exasperation, “…WHAT DID YOU THINK IT WAS
GOING TO LOOK LIKE? YOU DON’T WANT TO STAND IN MY HAND? WHERE ELSE WOULD YOU
BE? THE FLOOR LIKE EVERYONE ELSE?”
“No,” I
said quickly, “No one should be crouching or kneeling or craning their necks or
standing on stilts, that’s all.”
“THIS IS THE WEDDING WE’RE TALKING ABOUT, RIGHT?” she said tersely, “NOT SOMETHING ELSE?”
“I’m just
trying to put myself in the picture where I fit.”
“YOU FIT
AND IT’S GOING TO WORK OUT,” she said flippantly. “STOP COMPLAINING.” Her
thighs rippled with a breathtaking flex calculated to squeeze me into
submissive silence.
“YOU THROW
THIS AT ME,” she said after a moment, “AND IT’S LIKE; SINCE WHEN?”
My mouth
opened but nothing came out.
Since when—?
A spurt of
anger hit me inside like a tiny grenade, and I barely managed to contain it
before I blurted something I’d regret. There was already of a spike of emotion
in her tone and if I fed it, the conversation was going to deteriorate into
animal snarls.
Some
minutes passed. Then I said:
“I’ll think
it over.”
"OKAY.
GOOD. FINE."
Engine
sound filled up the silence.
My thoughts
were disturbed by the thunder of trains as we passed a station. Buried between
Jen’s thighs, the windows high above, I imagined people streaming off the
train, a trample of feet on granite floor, scaling unimaginable distances in
heartbeats. I had to stick with Jen at home, stick with Raf in St Palma, there
was no way for me to make a spontaneous transit, jump on connecting trains,
planes, buses, cabs, see where they took me, with no one waiting at the other
end to pick me up, relying only on my feet and my brains.
Chapter 28: Talking Gamelandia by Zerda
Author's Notes:
A couple of notes:
- this story blew out it's word count. As a basic target, I intended to hit the word count of the first story (+/- 124k), or more. It's turned out to be more.
- 'Alpha' and 'Gamelandia' are references/in-jokes of my other stories 'Woman's Best Friend' and 'GOOM'. But in this universe, they're not macro, but just contain giantesses or transformation.
I flew back
to St Palma, and Farris called me into the agency for an update. I texted Raf
and had a shower while waiting. My prescription for Roburfortis had arrived in
the mail, so I took it with me and then we were rolling downtown in his car,
coming to a stop outside the manicured emerald lawn fronts of the Talent Corp
complex, with the neighboring buildings reflected in its glass panels.
As Raf took
me through the building, a couple of office staff looked up and followed me
with their eyes.
"HOW'S
LIFE ON SET?" Farris asked with his usual flashing smile, as soon as we
entered his office.
“It's
different," I replied, as my feet touched down on his long espresso oak
desk, and from behind, a chair squeaked as Raf settled into it. Across the
desk, Farris swiveled between looking across at me, his phone, and his
computer.
"THE
CORRECT ANSWER IS, THIS GIG HAS ITS UPS AND DOWNS. THE CORRECT ATTITUDE IS, Perseverance. A LOT HINGED ON SECURING
YOUR FIRST ROLE. I HAD TO CONVINCE SOMEONE TO TAKE A RISK. NOW IT PAID OFF, YOU
USE THE CREDIT TO SPRINGBOARD INTO MORE."
I leaned
back, rocking my weight into my heels to keep Farris’s bald head and rapidly
shifting eyes in my direct view, from my reduced viewing platform on the corner
of his desk. A normal sized person, like Raf, could keep Farris in view without
moving but because I was so small, every time Farris swivelled I needed to turn
my head to follow.
"Great.
So, what next?"
He placed
his hands flat on the desk, but his fingers kept moving.
“WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT EXPECTATION MANAGEMENT. WHERE DO YOU WANT ME TO TAKE YOU?"
“Into more
roles, if I can get them.”
“SAME SAME
OR SOMETHING DIFFERENT?”
My hands
slipped in my pockets and I fought to keep them there. Watching the agent’s
zippy energy was sparking up my own sympathetic nervousness. Or I was genuinely
nervous about expressing what I actually wanted.
“…How
different?”
"YOU
MUST GET SICK OF PEOPLE THINKING SMALL.” He said, matter-of-factly. “I DON'T
MICRO-MANAGE, I MACRO-MANAGE; FOREST AHEAD OF TREES. WHAT YOU’VE BEEN WORKING
ON IS A ‘LITTLE GUY’ ROLE. PURSUING MORE OF THE SAME IS GOING TO GET YOU
TYPECAST.” He added: “NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT IF YOU LOVE IT.”
“I’ll do
that role, but…” I faltered.
Farris
swivelled around to face me head on.
“YOU DON’T
LOVE IT.”
“…it would
be cool to be a lead…”
I’m not big enough to be a lead, said a voice in my head.
“…with a
romantic interest.”
There is no actress small enough, the voice concluded.
Farris nodded.
“Perseverance,” he repeated, somewhat flippantly.
“ANYTHING’S POSSIBLE.”
Then he
changed tack:
“REMEMBER I
GAVE YOU THE LOWDOWN ON A FILM THAT I SAID WAS A SHAPING INTO A BOMB—?”
“I honestly
don’t remember,” I replied in earnest.
“THAT’S
WHAT I WANT TO HEAR! THE NEWEST INSTALMENT IN THE GAMELANDIA SERIES JUST HIT THE SHELVES AND INTEREST IN THE FEATURE
FILM ADAPTATION HAS SKYROCKETED. PRODUCTION IS ON THE GROUND AND RUNNING AGAIN:
NEW DIRECTOR IN THE PILOT SEAT, ROCK-SOLID INVESTOR BACKING, BIG SCRIPT
CLEAN-UP, ALL SYSTEMS ARE GO. SO FORGET EVERYTHING I SAID; I’M PUSHING TO GET
YOU IN.”
“So what
happens now?”
“WE’VE GOT
A MEETING OF MINDS WITH THE CO-PRODUCERS AND WRITER TEAM. I GIVE MY LITTLE
PITCH, WORK MY MAGIC MOUTH, TILT THE BALL INTO THE BASKET – YOU WEAR SOMETHING
NICE – AND GOAL!”
Later that
day we picked up some Roburfortis at the pharmacy. To me, the box was big
enough that it could have contained a large painting. At home I withdrew the
foil sheet and punched one of the tablets out. The prescription had been mailed
with instructions for regime: one quarter of a tablet per week. I gnawed the
tablet until three quarter remained, and apart from some odd muscle twinges
that night, didn’t feel any different.
*
We were
scheduled to meet the production players at noon. I put on a suit and tie and
rode my booster seat in Raf’s car into the St Palma arts district. We pulled up,
early, across from Zaatar Garden, a
hip, faintly bohemian Israeli restaurant café, and milled outside the façade
until Farris appeared. Raf handed me over and Farris took me through the café
into a tea garden out the back, with creepers twining around the beams and
trellis walls.
Then the
four of us sat at a table – I sat on
the table. Sitting together were husband and wife co-producer team, Executive Producer,
Joe, and Screenwriter and Associate Producer, Deborah. With woollen sweater and
glasses I initially confused him for the writer, while Deborah (formerly in
marketing, editing and PR) was fashion-conscious, hair in a stylish bun and
distractingly bright lipstick – everything I thought a writer didn’t look like.
Not to mention, she was possibly fixated on my ‘image’; her eyes kept flying
down at me mid-conversation, as if trying to figure out ways to draw me back
into the conversational limelight. My gaze was repeatedly caught by the passage
of the waiters gliding past, and in the un-drenched garden, there was nowhere
to hide.
Sitting on
the tabletop, my head didn’t even clear the height of the tall soup bowls. Unlike
the finely cut morsels of Japanese cuisine at Bunka Bocho, the food here was sliced into formidable chunks. There
were flatbreads and sweetbreads that could've wrapped me up like blankets.
Bright
white dining plates like showroom platforms, gleaming silver cutlery that could
have run me through like jousting polearms. Worse: shish-kebabs spearing diced
chunks of lamb that could’ve passed for my cooked body parts. Sitting upon the
table amongst the servings, it was hard not to feel like just another strange
appetizer laid out for evaluation.
The writer,
Deborah’s lashes fluttered as she took me in.
"WE
THOUGHT THERE WAS A MISTAKE WHEN FARRIS GAVE US YOUR HEADSHOT,” she said,
smiling. “ALL THE BLANK WHITE SPACE SWALLOWED UP YOUR FACE, HON.”
"HE'S
THE ONLY CLIENT I'VE EVER HAD WITH A TRUE-TO-SIZE HEADSHOT," Farris said.
“HE’S A WALKING SPECIAL EFFECT.”
“JERRY,”
Joe fixed me with an earnest stare, “DON’T LISTEN TO THEM. COMING FROM SOMEONE
NOT QUITE SIX FEET, IT’S ALL IN GOOD TAILORING. OWN IT AND DON’T TRY TO CON
WITH A POOR FIT.”
“OR
ELEVATOR CUBAN HEELS,” Deborah muttered with a sage look askance at her husband,
who shied from the look, turning his head down at me with amusement:
“IF SOMEONE
DOESN’T WARN YOU, JERRY,” he said rapidly, his thick eyebrows jumping and
posturing a lot when he spoke, “I WILL. THIS WOMAN IS CRIMINALLY FLAMBOYANT: SHE
HAS A PRESSED ENSEMBLE OUTFIT FOR EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK. YOU’VE GOT TO GO OVER
ANY SCRIPT CORRECTIONS WITH A FINE COMB BCAUSE SHE’LL WRITE THESE CUTE LITTLE
OUTFITS INTO YOUR PART, I’M TELLING YOU.”
Deborah
shook her head with mock exasperation. Getting serious, she said:
“THERE HAS
BEEN A SLIGHT TECHNICAL FAILURE TO LAUNCH BECAUSE THE COMPANIES TAKE ONE LOOK
AT THE STORYBOARDS AND ALL GONE ‘NUH UH’, WE WANT PG FOR DEMOGRAPHIC COVERAGE.
OF COURSE, ANYTHING LESS THAN AN R-RATING IS GOING TO KICK UP A STINK IN THE
FANBASE.”
Joe threw a
conspiratorial glance around before adding:
“IF YOU ASK
ME, IN EXEC WORLD, IT’S UPSIDE-DOWN: THEY’LL BACK AWAY FROM A SCENE WHERE A
KID’S BONE POKES OUT, BUT THEY’LL GIVE THE THUMBS UP TO A SCENE WITH A SKELETON
WITH ALL IT’S BONES SHOWING.” He made
a snort of disbelief.
“SO WE’VE
HAD TO MAKE HUGE CHANGES TO KEEP THE EXECS HAPPY; PUSH THE RUGGED ELEMENTS TO
THE BACKGROUND AND BRING THE LEVITY UP INTO THE FOREGROUND, DRAW THE KIDS IN
AND KEEP THINGS COMMERCIAL. NOW,” he spread his hands in a grand gesture, “NO
MORE DEALBREAKERS.”
“IF I MAY
INTERPOSE,” Deborah said, “THE BOOK IS CHOCK FULL OF MAIN CHARACTERS. THE SCREENPLAY
HAS CUT AND COMBINED THESE DOWN TO FIVE LEADS—” she glanced at Joe, “—GIVE THEM
YOUR REASONING, HONEY.”
“NINE LEADS
IN LORD OF THE RINGS,” he rattled away, “MINUS FOUR LEADS IN JUMANJI, EQUALS
FIVE LEADS.”
My brow
scrunched at this logic, but I said nothing.
“ALL LEADS
ARE SIGNED ON?” Farris said quickly.
The two of
them nodded.
“THESE KIDS
ARE GREAT,” said Joe. “NEW TALENT BUT YOU WOULDN’T KNOW IT, AND THEY’VE GOT A
REAL COMRADERY GOING ON OFF SET, ALREADY.”
“I HAVEN’T
HEARD A SINGLE PEEP FROM MR. MOUSSEAU, THERE,” Deborah observed, her gaze
sweeping down the table and stopping on me. “YOU MUST HAVE QUESTIONS FOR US?”
“Yes,” I
cleared my throat. “Uh…What is my role?” Seemed the obvious first place to
start.
"CAN
YOU PLAY THE BAD GUY?" Joe raised one of his thick, almost comically
expressive eyebrows.
My
imagination galloped ahead. Me as the bad guy up against regular-sized cast? I
was about as intimidating as a thumb. Was this a joke or a serious proposal?
"SO,"
Deborah said, interrupting my thoughts, "THERE'S A CHARACTER CALLED MIKE. HE
BECOMES JEALOUS OF THIS GIRL, MADISON, WHO TURNS INTO A GIANTESS. HE USES MAGIC
TO MAKE HER EVIL AND DO HIS BIDDING, BUT IS DEFEATED IN THE END BY THE MAIN PROTAGONIST
AND MADISON’S LOVE INTEREST, ADAM. YOU’D BODY DOUBLE MIKE.”
Deborah’s
eyes were suddenly fixed on me keenly and I blushed under her interest. She
gave me a probing smile.
“WOULD YOU
LET ME SWEEP YOU OFF YOUR FEET, MY LITTLE DARLING?”
“Uh…okay.”
Before I
could react, her hand arranged itself at my front to clasp my chest and lift me
from the table. Next moment I was deposited on her other hand, palm upturned.
“LIGHT AS A
CLOUD,” she breathed. “YOU ARE A DELICATE WINGLESS SYLPH – FAIRY,” she added,
glancing up at the other two. “OKAY, EMBARRASSING, BUT I USED TO BE OBSESSED
WITH FAIRIES WHEN I WAS LITTLE, SO THIS IS ACTUALLY KIND OF MAGICAL FOR ME.”
A thought
struck her, and she beamed at me suddenly.
“NO, I KNOW
WHAT YOU ARE; I USED TO HAVE THIS TINY BIRD AND YOU ARE HIS EXACT SIZE AND
WEIGHT. IF I HAD MY EYES CLOSED I’D THINK YOU WERE HIM.”
“THERE’S
STILL TIME, JERRY,” Joe joked, “GET OUT OF HERE. SHE’LL PUT YOU IN A LITTLE FEATHERY
COSTUME AND MAKE YOU SING FOR HER.”
“OH, STOP,”
Deborah said.
Her hand
rose and fell gently like an elevator over the table as she amused herself
weighing me.
“YOU
WOULDN’T MIND IF ALEXA CARRIED YOU?” she asked, peering down into my face. “SHE’S
IS SIGNED ON TO PLAY MADISION, YOU’LL ABSOLUTELY LOVE HER.”
Taking a
sip of water, Joe added with a reminiscent grin:
“AS SOON AS
SHE WALKED INTO THE AUDITION, FROM THE FIRST WORD, WE KNEW WE HAD OUR MADISON.”
Farris
stroked his jaw.
“DO I HAVE
THIS RIGHT: ADAM’S NOT A GIANT?”
“YES,” said
Deborah. “ONLY MADISON.”
The fingers
of her other hand came flying for me, pinching around my ribs and lifting me
slightly to reposition me on her hand. She repositioned me experimentally like
this several times as Farris went on:
“SO THE
LEAD MAN AND THE GIANT GIRL GET TOGETHER AT THE END…AND JERRY DOUBLES THE LEAD
MAN?”
“ADAM HAS
NO SHARED SCREENTIME WITH THE GIANT MADISON. SHE TURNS BACK AND THEN THEY REUNITE.”
“YOU LOOK
NOTHING LIKE A BAD GUY,” Deborah suddenly noted, stroking my chin to turn my
head to assess my physical suitability. “YOU’RE SUCH A SWEET-LOOKING LITTLE
THING.” She looked sideways at Joe, sitting next to her. “MALE ingéNUE?”
“I can do a
bad guy,” I piped up, puffing my chest out and trying to sound tough and
confident even if my chin was balanced daintily on Deborah’s fingernail.
“THE FILM
LAB WILL MAKE HIS FACE LOOK LIKE MIKE,” Joe answered. “THE REAL ISSUE IS THIS—”
He prodded my pec with a fingertip.
“WHAT’S
YOUR THINKING, JOE?” said Deborah.
“HIDE IT
UNDER COSTUME OR,” he pantomimed doing a dumbbell curl, “GET OUR MAN PLAYING
MIKE TO HIT THE GYM.” Then he waved a hand dismissively as if to say ‘we’ll
figure it out.’
“YOU TRY
SOME OF THAT KNISH, DEB?” Farris said.
“IT’S
DEEP-FRIED, AND I’M WATCHING MYSELF WITH THE FATS.”
“BETTER GO
EASY ON THAT ONE, JERRY,” Farris warned me. “OTHERWISE YOU’LL WAKE UP TO FIND
YOU’RE A PING PONG BALL.”
“OH, BUT
WOULDN’T THAT BE SO CUTE?” Deborah gushed, her hand snaking forward to give my
stomach a ticklish poke. “I LIKE A LITTLE BIT OF MAN-TUMMY.”
“IF YOU
CAN’T TELL,” Joe wiggled his furry eyebrows.
I just had
one other question.
“Will I
have to work with any horses?” It was a fantasy-styled movie, so I naturally
thought knights on mounts.
“WE
WOULDN’T PUT YOU ANYWHERE NEAR A HORSE, HONEY,” Deborah.
Joe’s eyes
went wide, his eyebrows flying up jauntily.
“YOU’D GET
MUNCHED UP LIKE CUD, KID!”
“CUD’S THE
CRUD,” Farris shook his head, “JERRY WOULD MAKE A VERY NUTRITIOUS MEAL; ALL
THAT IRON AND FIBER.”
It took me
a moment long to recognize he was joking.
*
“THIS ISN’T
LIKE YOUR PREVIOUS SIGN-ON,” Farris was saying as he drove me back to the
Talent Corp complex. I sat in my booster seat in the passenger side, texting
Raf so he would pick me up outside the office.
“THEY’RE
NOT DESPERATE. IF YOU BAIL, THEY’VE GOT VFX IN THE WINGS. BUT I’VE GOT THEM
INTERESTED: YOU’VE GOT A UNIQUE MARKETING ANGLE IN LIVE ACTION INTERACTION
BETWEEN MULTI-SIZED LEADS.”
Meanwhile,
I was thinking: this was a fantasy film; what kind of strange make-up effects
would they have me sit overlong in the chair? Then again, it surely couldn’t be
worse than the dog costume.
“NO
GUARANTEE,” Farris added, after some thought, “BUT THERE’S SEQUEL POTENTIAL IF
THIS REVIEWS WELL; THEY MIGHT CALL YOU BACK ON.”
That was
great for stability, but still, I hated being pressured. Farris picked up my
hesitation.
“YOU’VE GOT
NOTHING ELSE ON YOUR AGENDA RIGHT NOW, BUT SHOULD I FIND YOUR ROMANTIC LEAD,
YOU’LL BE THE FIRST TO KNOW.”
Later, Farris
got a hold of a copy of the screenplay for me to read.
"Let me make some calls,” he said. “Just sit tight, kid. I'll get you in
somewhere."
*
It was
late; the windows flung open to let in the cool night air. I needed the air
against my face to feel like I was moving, as in a speeding car, even though
the air was stifling and still. Every so often there was a warm shift, but it
was from a mechanical, not natural source. The ghostly sounds of rock music
played up the street.
Outside the
windows the sky was smoky, black and lit up with the city skyline. I was
buzzed, hungry, jittery, couldn't sit still, even though I was supposed to hit
the bed within two hours, if I was fastidious about that kind of thing. Problem
was I had the energy to do anything, but the attention span to accomplish
nothing. I took my
phone and dialled.
“What’s
happening?” I said.
She said
provocatively:
“Guess who
I was talking to recently?”
“Who?”
“Stuart.”
“Why?
“What do
you mean ‘why’? You said you wanted him to be at the wedding, so I called him. I
didn’t have to…”
“Oh,” I
said, now remembering. “What did he say?”
“He’s
coming. With his new girlfriend. You wanted
him to come, so I said fine, okay, sure.”
There were
a bunch of different things I could have said in response, but I just said:
“Thank
you.”
“So, who’s
up there? You must be bumping into some interesting people now.”
“Well, no
one up here from before I got shrunk.”
I used to
use euphemisms like ‘accident’ to refer to what happened – there was something
about direct terms like ‘shrunk’ and ‘miniaturized’ that were cartoonish and
unbelievable, and made me self-conscious to use, but it was futile running from
it; that’s what had happened, I had been shrunk.
“Makes no
difference.” But her tone had mellowed somewhat.
“I’m the
tiny guy to them,” I patiently explained. “I’ve always been the tiny guy. Back
home, people remember me as the guy who used to be normal sized.”
“Jerry,
repeat after me: it shouldn’t matter and it doesn’t matter.”
“But—”
She huffed,
bored of the topic.
“Is that
therapy happening yet?”
“Patience,
my love. I just started it.”
“If it
works, you’re going to need a whole new wardrobe,” she said dismissively.
“If it
works,” I said slowly, savoring the words, savoring the possibility, “you’re going to need a whole new
wardrobe, because I’m going to rip your clothes off you.”
She pretended she hadn't heard me. But, later, she
sent me a jpg that was totally black. Thinking the picture had corrupted or
failed to load properly I asked her to retake or resend the image. Her next
text elaborated:
where i’d put u if u were her…mouth? V? A?
wanna guess?
Chapter 29: Larissa Cont'd: Bikram Blues by Zerda
She looked
much the same when she came by my apartment to pick me up, except her skin now
radiated with a sunny blush. It must have been the St Palma sun doing favors
for her constitution…alternatively; she was enjoying the honeymoon phase of her
relationship with new boyfriend Grant.
Seeing her
again made feelings swell up inside me, and not altogether pleasant. A vague
feeling of loss; something like the rushing deflation of spent energy trying to
chase a train gradually receding into the distance, and heavy finality hanging
over my head; the realization I needed to stop running. She was gorgeous as
always but there was an invisible membrane separating us; creating an uncanny
sense of unreality, like she was from another era, or time, or even universe,
forever only a visitor in mine, and would inevitably have to return to her own.
She kissed
me on the cheek unselfconsciously, drenching me in flowery perfume, and then
swept me into her car.
Our
destination today was a fitness studio with a mirror running along one wall and
windows along the other. Mats were laid out on the floor. When she carried me
inside, it was empty apart from Larissa, who was going around pulling shades
down over all the windows until the whole room was dim.
As we
stared from across the floor, she went to the side of the room and clicked on a
switch. Strips along the ceiling lit up, and judging from the heat pulsing out
against the top of my head, they functioned as heat lamps. In the dim, wooden
studio, the heated light gave the room a candlelit appearance.
Larissa came
over and stood before us, wearing booty shorts and an athletic crop-top. Her
face lit up and she held her hands out in a friendly gesture like she was going
to hug me, though her arm span was manifestly gargantuan.
“THERE’S MY
POCKET POWERHOUSE! HOW YA DOING, LITTLE BUDDY?”
“Hi,
Larissa,” I said, genially. “And this is my fiancée, Natalie.”
“UHHH…MIGHT
HAVE THAT MIXED UP,” Natalie said.
I slapped a hand to my face, shaking my head urgently.
“I
definitely have that mixed up. Natalie’s m-my friend. She’s the chaperone I told
you about.”
Realizing
the error, the trainer laughed.
“JERRY WAS
JUST A BEANPOLE BEFORE HE STARTED SEEING ME,” she said with mock
self-importance, “NOW LOOK AT HIM.”
“I used to
be six foot, too,” I shot back, “but she made me do too many overhead weights.
Now look at me.”
Larissa
laughed and crouched with her hands on her thighs, bringing her face close to
mine.
“THAT’S
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON’T STRETCH BEFORE A WORKOUT, PONYBOY.” She punctuated
this retort by tapping my nose with her little finger. Then she straightened
and took a position on a mat before us.
The world
gave a faint back and forth rocking as Natalie shifted on her feet, and her
soft grip tightened in an unconscious squeeze for a fraction of a second. I
sensed she was nervous or uncomfortable, though I didn’t know why. Maybe the
banter; she’d never been comfortable poking fun at my size. Particularly since
it was the front on which she’d initially rejected me. It was one aspect of her
where I sensed slight friction between us, slight incongruity, even though – to
me – the rest of her was buttery smooth.
“OKAY,
POSITION!” Larissa said, and then, “OH, NO MATS IN YOUR SIZE, JERRY,” her brow
scrunched in thought, “UNLESS YOU WANT TO USE A MOUSEPAD—?”
This time
it didn’t sound like a retort, but a legitimate proposal. There were three
mats, one for each of us, all normal sized. From my position suspended at
Natalie’s chest level, peering down at my mat, which I could have used as a
long jump track.
Toes
scrunching on the mat as she restlessly waited for my answer, the side of
Larissa’s mouth quirked faintly as she added:
“—OR MY SOCK?”
Her
sneakers and socks were up against the wall at the side of the room. It was
early morning and she can’t have worn them long, but the warmth of the day made
me question whether her socks would be laundry fresh.
Before I
could reply, Natalie’s voice beat against the top of my head.
“YOU’RE NOT
REALLY THINKING OF DOING THIS ON THE FLOOR, ARE YOU?”
Her thumb
rolled across my shoulders, giving me an impromptu massage. In the wall-high
mirror across the room (the studio doubled for dance classes) I saw my tiny
head poking out from her fingers, the comparatively large thumb supporting my
back, sweeping back and forth behind the nape of my neck, making the muscles in
my neck bulge slightly. Seeing myself dwarfed in people’s hands – warm, soft
hands that were massaging me at the same time – still caught me off guard. From
my point of view, I was not small, but other people were huge. The mirror
dissipated that illusion; it was me that was the wrong size, and getting
contained and molded around by powerful fingers like a tiny human shaped piece
of dough.
I looked up
at her reflection in the mirror quizzically, as she ignored the mirror and
stared down at the top of my head with a look of concern.
“Why not?”
“WELL…” she
started awkwardly, “…IT'S A LONG WAY DOWN, THAT'S ALL.”
I laughed.
“You realized?”
When I’d
lived with her, she usually carried me around from place to place, and lowered
me onto elevated surfaces of furniture, such as her bed or desk, or couch.
She’d been uncomfortable about me making transits across the floor, and would
quickly scoop me up and ask me where I was headed. I hadn’t complained at the
time; it was an excuse for physical contact with her, but I only got free run
of her house while she was at work or university.
Meanwhile,
Larissa had strode over to her sneakers, plucked up a white ankle-high running
sock, and lay it down upon the mat set out for me, smoothing it flat with a
palm.
“NO DRAMAS, THIS IS A FLOOR-BASED ACTIVITY. "She said brightly. “HOP ON AND WE’LL GET STARTED!”
She patted
the sock as if I was a puppy she was training, and I wondered if she’d seen Alpha, but then remembered it hadn’t
been released yet.
Once she
had stepped back, Natalie crouched and the soles of my bare feet were gently
placed down on the downy surface of the cotton sock. Then, Natalie’s huge form
extended upwards again, I saw this in the mirror, one side of her mouth was
pulled as if in thought; her reflection suggested she regretted raising the
issue.
Satisfied, Larissa
stood with her hands on her hips, apprehending us both.
“ALRIGHT! WE’RE
DOING SOMETHING A LITTLE STEAMY TODAY: ‘HOT YOGA.’
Natalie turned
to stare down at me.
“YOU NEVER
TOLD ME YOU DID BIKRAM!”
I shrugged.
“No one
told me, either.”
I didn’t
even know what Bikram was.
Natalie
eyed Larissa warily.
“YOU’RE NOT
GOING TO STAND ON US, ARE YOU?”
Larissa let
out a knowing laugh.
“WHAT, YOU
DON’T WANT TO PLAY PEOPLE TRAMPOLINE?” she joked. “NONE OF THAT INTENSE STUFF
WITH ME. I’D BE TERRIFIED OF HURTING YOU.”
Her eye then
cast over me, hesitating.
“OH, BUT
JERRY? YEAH, I’M GONNA WALK ALL OVER HIM. STAND ON HIM LIKE A TRICK RIDER. LOOK
AT THAT MUSCLE TONE. HE MIGHT NOT BE NORMAL SIZE, BUT I THINK HE CAN TAKE IT.”
She gave me
an inconspicuous wink.
“’NORMAL
SIZE’,” Natalie repeated. “IS THAT CORRECT? IS THAT…PC?” She looked at me for
clarification.
“Doesn’t
bother me.”
Maybe I
still had a crush on Natalie, but it didn’t mean her impulse to rush in and
‘bubble wrap’ and ‘quarantine’ the scene of offence to my stature wasn’t
irritating sometimes, embarrassing, even if it was well-intentioned. Could a
girl be a ‘white knight’? A ‘white princess’?
Larissa
instructed us through a number of initial warm-up standing poses which required
more balance than flexibility. Then we proceeded to a pose where we had our
legs stretched straight out, and had to push our faces down against our knees. Being
a practitioner in her spare time, Natalie had no problem with this, but I began
to struggle.
Since first
shrinking I’d been incredibly flexible, but it seemed an after-effect of the
medical procedure was to steal some of my athletic flexibility in exchange for
firmer, tighter muscles. My chest was so beefed up, and my ribcage like a tiny musclebound
barrel, and at some thirty-degree angle I began to feel the muscles pull and
protest against any further extension.
The next
pose was something called ‘the rabbit’. Belying the name, the pose was not
nearly as cute and cuddly. It required curling up into a ball, with head down,
except you had to keep a gap between your chest and legs, bowing and stretching
the spine. And my spine was buried under straps of tense beef. Larissa had to
apply the pressure of fingertips against my butt to get my hips to lift
properly, and slide a finger below my midsection, to support my chest from
caving down against my legs.
Then we
completed something called ‘the camel’, which required balancing on the
haunches while bending backwards – basically a reverse rabbit. Again, my tensed
back refused to stretch generously enough to complete the pose properly and
Larissa had to place a finger against my chest to work my spine backwards,
massaging my muscles to tease them out. I began to wonder if she felt like she
was posing a doll.
All of the
studio fans were kept off and the windows wide open to maintain the conditions
of typical ‘hot yoga’ practice. In the heat, sweat was rolling down my sides,
and my heart was hammering like piston. Earlier that morning, I’d run out of
milk to make oatmeal for breakfast, and too lazy to call Raf, I just
substituted the milk with Kolade to create some chimeric carbonated cereal. Now
it felt like I’d poured ten cups of coffee into the oatmeal instead.
Sweat was
beginning to roll in lines down the womens’ smooth bare legs, and at my height,
the scents’ of perspiration were inescapable.
“JERRY,
MIND IF I TRY SOMETHING?” Larissa asked suddenly.
She was crouching
over me, smooth golden calves tense, and a faint sheen of perspiration
glittered over her skin. The row of her shiny toenails stared me in the face.
“What?”
“OH, JUST THINKING
OF USING AS YOU A LITTLE EXAMPLE,” she replied with keen anticipation. As she
rocked forward on the balls of her feet, the lengths of her tanned toes flexed .
“YOUR BODY IS A COMPLETE DIAGRAM OF MUSCLE ANATOMY, I HAVE TO SHOW YOU OFF.”
“Okay.” I
wasn’t sure what she intended, but figured it couldn’t hurt.
Then she
was manually coaxing my body into some kind of pose like I was play-doh. She
rolled my limbs in the sockets to the edge of their limits, flipped me onto my
front, kept me pressed there, my face against the sock. The cotton fibers
emanated the odor of Larissa’s foot directly into my nose, and worse, she
inadvertently had my face pressed like that with the effortless application of
pressure against my shoulders and one finger resting atop the back of my head. She
meant no harm: the odor must have been indiscernible to either woman, even up
close, but my size and delicate, sensitive smell made me an attuned radar for
trace odors that were undetectable to normal sized people. And I was too
embarrassed to point it out, so I
endured in silence.
Still, my
muscles began to ache. I grunted, my cheek pressed into the mat; I could see
myself in the wall-high mirror across the room, a tiny human pretzel glued to
the floor by the unhurried pressure of Larissa’s fingertips which were working
and manipulating my limbs with fascination, trying to stretch me and test my
pliability. She took my hips firmly, while keeping my shoulders pinned beneath
her other hand, and began to tug and manipulate my spine. Vertebrae groaned and
popped as her fingerpads roamed my spine, pushing and kneading out the muscles.
“A LITTLE
BURN IS GOOD,” she reassured, “BUT IT SHOULDN’T HURT.”
Warmth
seeped back into my limbs as they were relaxed again, and blood tingled back
into my extremities. I started getting to my feet, but Larissa’s fingers were
speedier, suddenly rippling around me, flipping me onto the mat again, and
holding me there, the warm fingerpads seeming to walk up my body to keep it in
position. The sock odor seeped back into my nostrils; the tang of sweat and
rich scent of dank insulated flesh. Lying forwards with my head pressed down
against the sock, and the weight of her hand against me, I was at rest while my
limbs were plucked and stretched for demonstration, and Larissa vocally
marvelled at what a perfectly tiny model of human form I was, as the earlier energy
drink kept my head immersed in a pulsation of excited blood wavering in my
ears. I started to feel faint and closed my eyes, counting mentally until the
feeling subsided.
Larissa
began tugging at my elbows, rolling my shoulders, asking me to use my feet and
back to push against her while she had my arms. My tendons started to twitch in
an uncoordinated, ineffective way, and she settled me again, pushing firmly on
my back to prevent me hurting myself.
“THIS NEXT
ONE MIGHT BE TOUGH EVEN FOR YOU, HERCULES,” Larissa said. “YOU’RE SO TIGHT AND
I WANT TO LOOSEN YOU UP, SO WE’RE GOING TO BRING IN A LITTLE MEDITATIONAL
TRICK. IMAGINE YOU’RE A MAGIC CARPET, AND I’M GOING FOR A RIDE ON YOU, BUT YOU’RE
SO LIGHT AND FLEXIBLE IT’S NO SWEAT.”
Her
fingertips danced over the muscles of my back, tapping in places.
“LUCKY YOU’RE
SO TINY, OTHERWISE I’D BE RIGHT UP THERE,” she stroked around my shoulder
blades, allowing my muscles to depress
and support the weight of her pushing fingertips, “ONE FOOT ON EACH
RHOMBOID, TO HELP YOU MEDITATE. DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT,” she rocked back
on her heels, lifting one hand to rest on her thigh while the other traced up
and down the span of my spine as if to rub in my unimpressive length, “YOU’RE NO
CARPET, BUT THERE’S DEFINITELY ENOUGH HERE FOR A TOE PAD, MAYBE.”
She took my
legs and began trying to bend them back over my head, and I had to suppress a
gasp. This required some manual dexterity from both of us, and the pressure of
her determined fingertips squashed my lungs a little, which were grasping for
oxygen. Natalie asked a question and Larissa answered, keeping me locked in
position, the pressure up on my body and chest, disallowing me to shift even an
inch. My diaphragm had turned into a cinch and wouldn’t expand, more air was
slipping out of my lungs, but it didn’t worry me; I could hold my breath for
eight minutes. Plus I didn’t want to alarm the women. Embarrassing to call
myself out for suffocating under the gentle pressure of a thumb. And in front
of Natalie.
I waited
patiently.
Keeping up
the pressure on my back, Larissa began idly rotating and stretching my limbs,
but, distracted by what she was saying, she was putting too much pressure on my
chest. My lungs were starting to get tight now; it must have been five or six
minutes.
I strained against the pressure below my shoulderblades and
a fingertip settled down against the back of my head, gently pushing my face
into the mat, trying to keep me in the pose.
Finally the force eased up as Larissa called for the next
pose. I jumped up to my feet again to catch my breath before she could
manipulate me once more.
The pressure of holding the pose caused a cramp or a strain
in my chest, preventing my lungs from properly expanding. They trembled and
burned for air. A wave of tiredness swept over me.
“Don’t stop,” I said, slurring, “I just need to rest…”
Then sounds became an unintelligible tremolo. A fuzzy
feeling was rapidly climbing up from my toes, towards my head. I was dropping,
dropping, and then my front hit the mat and pressed there. Larissa gave a
halting shout and Natalie shrieked. Then sounds faded out altogether and
darkness swallowed everything.
...
—What seemed like only a moment later, I was launched back
into the world, wide eyed and gasping for breath. My eyelids fluttered weakly,
letting in vague snapshots of painful light, almost immediately shutting again.
Below, the foamy yoga mat, and the sock was gone. The world
seemed to tip back and forth sickly, as if I was on a boat. And no sound except
for an oceanic roaring. My face was sultry and wet like I’d overstayed in a
sauna, the rest of my body clammy, but dry. There was a sweet, oily substance
coating my lips. It tasted like lip gloss. For some reason my windpipe ached,
all the way down into my lungs, like it had undergone an intense yoga stretch
of its own.
I tried to open my eyes again, but only for an instant; the
visual world tilted nauseatingly, tiny spots of color burst in front of my
eyes. I shuttered them until I was seeing the world through a dim horizontal
bar below my eyelashes.
There were two pairs of blue eyes peering down at me in
concern. Vision steadying a little, the eyes blended into a pair of gigantic
faces hovered low, their magnified features blocking out everything: Larissa,
her wavy blonde hair spilled forward over her bare shoulders, and thin rogue
braid dangling over my head like a rope. Higher, the tight black
spandex-covered shelf of her chest, and tan midsection divided into the faint
grid of her abs, tensed as she hunched over me. Natalie’s slightly darker hair pulled
back in a ponytail, and porcelain skin and smaller, leaner frame, sweat now
darkening the pits and neck of her tight pale t-shirt, and beginning to run in
tiny rivulets down from her temples.
Both women were kneeling on the yoga mat, staring down at me
with alarm. I caught their lips moving as if in speech, but there was just the
roaring, as if on a beachline.
They reared back, speaking to each other. Someone shifted,
making the yoga mat jerk. Drops of sticky saline pattered onto my brow, running
down the sides of my head, and trickled in under my eyelashes, making my eyes
sting. Sweat, but I couldn’t tell whose. I wanted to rub my eyes but my muscles
trembled like jelly.
Oh no, I realized with a dropping sense of shame, I passed
out. And in front of Natalie. How embarrassing. It didn’t occur to me to be any
more concerned than for my ego. Maybe I could still put my acting skills to use
playing it off like I’d tripped, or better; I’d been meditating so intensely
they’d confused my transcendental fugue for unconsciousness.
I swallowed the lump in my throat, and was just about to
apologize for their superfluous concern, when Larissa’s tanned face raced down
to me at supersonic speed, so fast it was a blue and her plush pink lips parted
as they swallowed my entire world. Fruity-tasting lip gloss smeared onto my
tongue as the lips latched around my face and created a tight rubbery seal,
blocking out all sight.
A jet of warm air was propelled onto my face, blowing my
lips wide open and started pumping what felt like a torrential storm of air
straight down my windpipe into my lungs. The ache in my windpipe flared up
again as it was forced to expand with the dense cubic volume of this warm
torrential influx, my lungs flaps in and out like sails. An overflow of air was
shunted aside, pushed down my esophagus and inflating my stomach to near
bursting point.
Then the air was sucked back again, and I wanted to scream
as my lungs felt like they were going to turn inside out and get vacuumed out
of my body.
An instant later, the process reversed again and more air
was roaring into my body, filling me up like a balloon. I felt like I was
trying to breathe through a plane propeller on full blast. This cyclonic
process repeated several times, before the moist lips broke their seal over my
face and rose swiftly back into the air.
The world was spinning madly around my head as my body tried
vainly to process all this rapid gas exchange. My eyelids flickered with
exhaustion as the great shadowy masses loomed high over me, shifting restlessly
as they examined my condition. I was completely limp, stunned.
But it was not over.
A large object slammed down upon my chest, rose up a little,
and then slammed back down. And again, and again. It felt like a full grown
person was jumping up and down on my chest. And hurt just as much.
My blurry vision focused just enough to see the giant
fingers – pointer and middle finger – tanned and sheathed in black fingerless
spandex gloves, belonged to Larissa, and in the process of trying to palpate my
ribcage for CPR, albeit painfully. Each finger battered with pinpoint precision
at a tiny target on my bare chest, around my sternum. My chest cavity clenched
in and out rapidly under the pressure driven by the massive flesh battering
rams, so incredibly strong, and yet, paradoxically slender, feminine, and
trying to do its utmost to keep me alive.
Tears of pure helplessness sprung into my eyes and my throat
choked up as I watched the blunt fingertips fly over my head, angle slightly to
ensure the fingerpads made contact with my chest. A tiny mercy; I could
scarcely imagine how much more painful it would have been if the tips of the
nails were making contact instead.
My heart skipped a beat as those massive fingertips oriented
down again, racing towards my helpless supine bare chest with increasing speed.
It seemed like the steel bar of a triggered mousetrap was flipping down at my
breastbone. Then they struck my chest, pushing down sharply.
My eyelids fluttered in shock, the air shot out of my lungs
with a whoosh. My ribs buckled and creaked inward. The fingers were rising into
the air again…
I tried to make a sound but the larynx in my strained, over-stretched
throat flapped uselessly. By the feel of it, I was in for a world of bruises
tomorrow.
The fingers drove down again into my chest. There was a
snapping sound as at least one of my ribs gave in to one of the many tremendous
strikes, breaking like a wafer. The world seemed to perform a revolution around
a point on the ceiling. I wheezed in terror as pain jolted through my chest.
Neither girl noticed or ignored it. The fingers carried on
methodically, driving down again and again against my sternum. Every blow sent
pain spasming through my torso. Cold chills wracked my limbs even in the warm,
balmy air. I was conscious now, but felt too conscious. The unconsciousness was
peaceful compared to this.
I opened my mouth to yell out when the giant face came
flying back down at me, Larissa’s huge glossed lips zoomed in and once again
wrapping securely around my face like a nozzle, and once again sending
billowing gasps of air into my aching, screaming body.
With my newly shattered rib, this was pure agony. With each
blast of air, my lungs bulged, flexing my broken ribs outward, sending ripples
of staggering pain throughout my chest. I felt like I was going to puke.
Finally, the ocean soundtrack diminished and from the other
side of Larissa’s head, came Natalie’s voice, rapid and quaking:
“—PLEASE WAKE UP, IF YOU CAN HEAR ME, JERRY, CAN YOU—”
The heavy mass of wet flesh relented, lifted off my face,
letting me get some air in. I was trembling. There was a warm glob of saliva
trapped in the back of my throat, which I quickly had to swallow before I could
get much air in. I had a weird feeling it wasn’t mine – maybe because I
couldn’t possibly have produced such a thick copious amount so quickly.
Larissa leaned over me, with one tanned, tree-trunklike arm
held straight on either side of me. I went to say something just as Larissa
turned her head back down to me, and without warning, the blonde’s head plunged
over my body as she went to press her ear against my chest – practically
covering it – while burying me alive under a soft pile of strawlike hair.
Seeking to clear my face, I weakly fanned my arms through the silky strands
like an explorer attempting to part bamboo shoots. The enormous head held
lightly just upon my chest for a moment, balancing without applying pressure,
as she listened and timed my heartbeat, keeping me positively dwarfed under her
head and drowning in her hair.
Satisfied, her head finally lifted back into the sky,
revealing the room again. Her keen eyes observed me for a moment longer, then her
limbs flexed powerfully as she lifted herself up onto her feet, but remained
crouched. She wiped her brow, brushing the wavy locks of her long hair out of
her face.
I rolled over, clutching my side and feeling fractured bone
protest at the touch. My breaths came short and painful, but I was breathing.
The wood studio floor spanned around the yoga mat like an ocean around an
island, but at least the world wasn’t tipping back and forth anymore, it was
level and my vision was clear.
Now Natalie’s hand reached down over my face, the thumb
planting itself against my forehead and swiping around my temples, gently
wiping away the sweat and moisture. Her hand was even more delicate than
Larissa’s, and her pale skin was lightly flushed.
Larissa seemed to grow towards the ceiling as she stood up,
took shaky steps back. Her height over me, lying on the ground looking straight
up, was dizzying, so I looked away, but was still too weak to move, and afraid
to stress my ribs.
“DUDE,” she said, stunned. “I THINK YOU JUST GOT PULLED BACK
FROM THE DEAD!” Her stadium-voice thrummed in my eardrums. She observed me
staidly. “YOU NEED TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL. STAT!”
Natalie shifted onto her feet, her tone tight and driven
with worry:
“AGREED. I’LL TAKE HIM.”
“I’m fine,” I groaned.
“NO, BUDDY,” Larissa exclaimed. “THAT WASN’T ‘FINE’. THAT
WAS SOMETHING ELSE.”
She bent over me, shadowing me, her soft finger extended in
front of my face to give my chest a perfunctory, reassuring tap – accidentally
igniting rib pain.
“I KNOW I’M SO HOT I’VE GOT YOU SWOONING,” she said
matter-of-factly. “BUT GET YOURSELF CHECKED OUT BEFORE YOU ASK ME OUT, OKAY?”
*
I sat in my underwear on the patient bed while the doctor
examined me, taking my blood pressure with a tiny cuff, listening to my heart
with the oversized stethoscope. I’d just had an X-ray down the hall and was
waiting for the results to come back. My chest flared up with pain every time I
sucked in a breath, not helped by the doctor’s cold fingers exploring my
ribcage to identify my pain, trying to keep his giant, stubby fingers from
applying too much pressure to my delicate organs and shattered bones.
Natalie sat to the side of the room, in the consult chair,
explaining what had happened to the doctor – I winced inwardly as she specified
it was a strenuous course of yoga, couldn’t she have lied and said we were
mountain climbing? – but the doctor didn’t react, until she explained I’d been
unconscious and seemed to not be breathing for at least six minutes, then I
realized why she and Larissa had been so worried. Neither of them were aware I
could hold my breath for eight minutes.
The doctor shone a penlight into my eyes, having to rely on
a magnifying glass to make out my pupils and check my reflexes and awareness
were fine. From my position on the other side of the magnifying glass, his face
appeared to be blown up – as if he needed to appear any bigger to me. Finally,
the X-ray results came back, confirming his diagnosis of rib fracture from the
CPR. At Natalie’s blanched expression, he explained calmly:
“SOMETIMES IT HAPPENS. AND JERRY IS SO REMARKABLY SMALL, IT
WAS PROBABLY INEVITABLE. I COMMEND THE TRAINER FOR ATTEMPTING SUCH A DELICATE
PROCEDURE, AND OBVIOUSLY IT PAID OFF.”
He gave me some aspirin. It turned out I’d suffered a minor
heart attack. He also filled me in a a prescription for pain relief – per tiny
dosage – for my rib fracture.
“REST,” he emphasized, “DON’T OVERDO THE PHYSICAL EXERTION,
AND YOU SHOULD BE FINE IN ABOUT A MONTH.”
But I wanted to get back to work as soon as possible.
I countered:
“But my metabolism. My file says my body heals itself more
efficiently since I was miniaturized.”
“YES,” he considered, “THAT PROMOTES FASTER REPAIR OF THE
BODY’S TISSUES AND BONES. BUT ALL THE SAME, TAKE IT SLOW. WHATEVER IS WRITTEN
IN YOUR FILE IS AN INFORMED SUGGESTION, NOT A CAST-IRON DIRECTIVE. MEDICAL
SCIENCE DOESN’T FULLY UNDERSTAND YOU YET. THIS IS NOT A MEDICAL OPINION, BUT A LITTLE
GUY LIKE YOU SHOULD BE ON THE END OF A SAFETY HARNESS.”
While he wrote up a prescription for pain relief, I queried
him about the Roburfortis I was on, as if that could have made my bones break
more easily. He didn’t know what it was and had to look it up.
“IF ANYTHING, IT SHOULD STRENGTHEN YOUR BONES,” he remarked.
“NOTICE ANY DIFFERENCE SINCE YOU STARTED TAKING IT?”
“That depends. Have I grown at all in the last few months?”
I asked.
He pulled out a tape measure and stretched it out beside me
as I lay supine, drawing myself up tall as much as possible in spite of my rib
pain.
“THE TAPE DOESN’T LIE,” he said, comparing the result to the
height recorded in my medical record. That meant no.
“ONE MORE REASON TO TAKE IT SLOW. THIS MEDICATION CAN AFFECT
YOUR CARDIOVASCULAR SYSTEM. A BIG INJURY; MUSCLE TEAR, CUT, COULD LOSE A LOT OF
BLOOD AND IT COULD BE LIGHTS OUT FOR GOOD NEXT TIME.”
The end of a towel came out of nowhere, flapping over my
head and trapping me in a dark terry-cloth lined pouch. Natalie had scooped me
up off the bed with the utmost caution, unwilling to even touch me, allowing me
a generous pocket inside the towel, enabling her to carry me without exerting
any pressure on my ache-riddled body.
She left me on her car’s passenger seat while she redeemed
my prescriptions at a local pharmacy. Once the pain reliever kicked in, it settled
my pain down to the occasional sharp twinge. Shifting gingerly within the towel pouch, I was able to poke my head out
for a view of the oversized car interior, and, across the humungous gear stick,
the skint tight surface of Natalie’s yoga pant clothed hip.
She was
driving back to my apartment, the car seat jiggled beneath me as the wheels
trundled rapidly over the road. My phone lay on the seat next to me. I inwardly
debating on what to text Jennifer – if anything. Natalie said:
“IF YOU
WERE MY BOYFRIEND, YOU WOULDN’T BE UP HERE ON YOUR OWN. I COULDN’T LET YOU.”
I didn’t
look up from the phone.
“My
girlfriend and I figure it out.”
“GREAT,”
she said, but there was a twinge of doubt in her voice, “AND NOTHING ON YOUR
GIRLFRIEND – fiancée I MEAN – IT’S
YOU. I GET DIZZY JUST CONTEMPLATING
IT; HOW YOU CHOREOGRAPH ALL THIS AND KEEP YOURSELF SAFE.”
“Good
planning and I can eliminate most risks.”
She went on:
“THIS IS
GOING TO HAPPEN AGAIN IF YOU KEEP COMPARING YOURSELF TO – HOW YOU PUT IT –
‘NORMAL SIZED’ PEOPLE.”
As much as
I resented her ‘bubble-wrap’ rhetoric, I empathized with it – painfully – as
well. It wasn’t difficult to imagine a normal-sized me advising a tiny, wilful
Jennifer not to take so many impulsive risks because one day she was going to
get hurt, and feeling crushed with the inevitable prospect of it. But, try as I
might, I never imagined myself in the ‘Jennifer’ position, being told off for
my risk-taking. I had never been a risk-taker growing up. Maybe living together
had made our personalities start to bleed into each other. Or maybe it went one
way; her bigger, dominant, more headstrong personality was quashing my
submissive one, and transforming me into a tiny, unquestioning clone.
Mistaking
my silence for disgruntled disagreement, Natalie’s tone softened as she went
on:
“OKAY, I
CARE,” she said, voice weirdly exasperated as if being called out for
wrongdoing. She was staring intently at the street ahead, but also not seeing
it, looking past it, “AND – NO OFFENCE TO ANYONE – BUT FROM WHAT YOU’VE LET ON
ABOUT YOUR fiancée, YIKES, I
WORRY. EVEN THOUGH I KNOW IT’S NONE OF MY BUSINESS. YOU GUYS ARE BRAVER THAN I
AM.”
“It’s my
height.”
“IT’S NOT. IF
GRANT WAS ON CARDIO MEDICATION, SAME THING. WISH YOU’D TOLD ME; THERE ARE
GENTLER YOGAS, YOU KNOW.”
“It’s not
cardio medication. And it sounds like it’s not even doing anything.”
“IT’S THE
DISTANCE THING, TOO, AND IT’S ME AND MY INSECURITIES. BUT YOU’RE FRAGILE AND
IT’S FREAKY – DON’T THINK I’M BEING CONTROVERSIAL FOR SAYING THAT. I STILL FEEL
HORRIBLE I LEFT YOU WITH THAT GIRL…”
I shook my
head and said swiftly:
“I asked
you to.”
She didn’t
reply at first. Then, after a beat:
“AND HERE’S
THE FUNNY THING, JERRY, IN SOME WAY, I…” she paused, made a disgruntled sound,
and started again.
“YOUR DATING
PROFILE; THERE WAS AN EXPERIMENT GOING ON IN MY HEAD. IF YOU WERE SITTING RIGHT
HERE, ‘NORMAL SIZE’ – THAT PHRASE AGAIN, BUT WHAT ELSE DO I CALL IT? –…I WONDER
IF I’D WISH IT WAS ME AT THE ALTAR WITH YOU.”
My chest
pulled in until I could feel my heart thudding painfully.
“Right…” I
said slowly. “But…?”
She sighed.
“THERE I’D
BE TRYING SO HARD TO KEEP YOU OUT OF DANGER, I’M NOT EVEN SURE WHAT KIND OF TOGETHERNESS
WE’D HAVE LEFT OVER. ROMANCE NEEDS SPONTANEITY…”
“So it is my height.”
"SEE..."
she bit her lip in thought, "...UM. NO – IT’S STUPID. REALLY, REALLY
STUPID. IF YOU WERE TALLER THAN ME, IT MIGHT BE OBVIOUS."
What she’d
said took a second to get through.
"What would
be obvious?"
"I…LIKE
TO BE THE PRETTY ONE IN A RELATIONSHIP.” Then, as if hearing herself, she
giggled self-consciously before she could help it, or possibly to soften the
blow.
All I could
think was, God, I love the sound of her
voice. When she sounded light and cheerful and carefree it was like she was
about to start laughing and say ‘Oh who cares? Let’s get icecream!’ Just
hearing her talk was like therapy, even if I didn’t like what she was saying.
That was how goo-goo headed my crush on her made me. And probably the fuzzying
sedative effects of the medication were kicking in.
My brow
scrunched, realizing what she’d just said.
"I’m
pretty.”
"JERRY!"
she said in a 'oh, come now!' kind of way, "UM, YES!" She giggled
again, her cheeks even growing slightly pink. Then she giggled.
“OH MY GOD,
I CAN’T BELIEVE I SAID THAT! TELL ME I’M NOT THE FIRST PERSON WHO’S EVER SAID
THAT!”
I took a
deep breath.
“What do
mean ‘pretty’, exactly?”
"YOUR
EYES. YOUR EYELASHES..." she waved a hand, laughing. "I DON'T KNOW!”
She changed
the subject.
"WHERE
I WOULD FIT WITH YOU...? MAYBE...NOWHERE?"
"That's
not..." I began, but couldn't conclude what I meant.
“IT’S
ACADEMIC,” she said, still self-conscious. “YOU’RE A SOON-TO-BE-HAPPILY-MARRIED
MAN AND I AM A SOON-TO-BE-HAPPILY-ATTENDING-YOUR-WEDDING UM…PERSON.”
“You’re a
little more than just a ‘person’ to me,” I ventured.
“I…FEEL
LIKE YOUR BABYSITTER SOMETIMES.”
She somehow
found new and creative ways to shock my ego. Her dulcet, earnest innocence made
it somehow even more painful than if she’d closed the door outright with a
glare. Her smiles and laughter, and voice brimming with love.
God, I really am a masochist, I thought. Surely only a masochist
would continue to chase her like this, hoping for a little something more than
she was offering.
The car
rolled up outside my apartment and she bundled me up in the towel and carefully
carried me inside.
“IT’S
CUTE,” she said approvingly, glancing around the confined spaces, then cast me
a bashful look. “SORRY…”
I shrugged
a shoulder, trying not to move too much.
“It is.”
I was
placed down to rest on my bed, and she curling the sheet over me somewhat maternally.
Then she paused. Her profile unfocused. I blinked, pushing back the oncoming
sedation.
“Thanks for
taking me home,” I said.
“NO MORE
STUNTS. YOU’RE GOING TO GIVE ME A
HEART ATTACK.”
I reached
up, beckoning with my hand for her to come closer.
“WHAT?” she
said shyly, getting low.
I was on my
feet, approaching her face to kiss her. She ducked, and then pet my hair as her
great form rose above the bed again.
“CATCH YOU
SOME OTHER TIME, JERRY.” She moved to the door. The car pulled away.
She’d left
my phone nearby. I pulled it towards me and rang Larissa, letting her know I
was fine, but she instructed me to get some sleep as I was slurring my words. I
pushed the phone aside, and my eyelids began to droop with medication-induced fatigue…
Chapter 30: Nightmare Part 2: Bubble World by Zerda
Author's Notes:
Another nightmare. I wrote these on the spur of the moment and didn't know what else to do with them, so I erred on the side of leaving them in, reasoning that readers could skip them if they want.
It was part of the zany new program Larissa had set for me.
She thought I was beefing up too much on top and needed to
redistribute some intensity to my legs, so I didn’t end up looking like a
‘balloon animal’ man on toothpicks. But after running so many laps maybe the
‘balloon animal’ remark was apt; my body felt weirdly rubbery, and I was wet
and slimy with briny perspiration all over. But there were countless laps still
to go.
Every lap, the room swirled in a never-ending panorama all
around me, the great glass windows of the gym gazed out to a broader room
beyond, with white walls, a door and a window to a blue sky. As the bare white
walls grew nauseatingly dull, I focused on the blue sky outside the window,
like a portal of escape, even if I never grew any closer to it.
My body grew slimier and rubberier as I went around and
around doing my laps, until I could no longer feel my arms or legs, and my neck
was too stiff to turn, my legs limp and wobbly.
As the blue outside the window darkened, the white walls
dimmed to gray, while the various pieces of gym equipment seemed to gradually
disappear from view, as my focus held on the window, and my thoughts receded in
my head until I felt like a dumb animal.
I shouldn’t have been exercising; I was sick. My mouth was
swollen and unusable like I’d had recent dental surgery. It must have been
extensive, when I tried to speak, no sounds came out, only bubbling gurgles. I
stopped moving.
The only thing left to do was sleep. I decided to close my
eyes.
—I couldn’t close my eyes.
Blurry light danced and shimmered and wiggled, my open eyes
forced to watch it for some time.
The walls were literally wavering around me. Oddly
gelatinous, but thin, soupy. The stuff wasn’t just on the walls, it filled up
the entire room, and whatever it was, I was embedded in it.
Yet, there was an expansive airspace beyond it, a space
receding into an indefinite white blur of distant walls. Not the gym, but a
room in a house – a familiar looking room, though the walls distorted and
wiggled through the slimy film covering everything.
For the first time, I didn’t deviate my path in a revolving
lap, but heading straight ahead as far as I could. A moment later, my face connected
with a hard, invisible wall, and slid along the smooth surface with a tiny
squeak. The glass window was much closer than it looked. In fact it curved
tightly around me in every direction. It was some kind of glass coffin filled
with very thin, transparent soupy jelly.
I tried to turn my head to look down at myself, but every
time I did, my entire body followed the movement. No matter where I looked, my
body was directly behind me.
The world stopped revolving as I froze in place, trying to
figure out what to do. There was a feeling of constriction at my neck, which
began to spasm. There were gashes on either side of my neck and it felt like
blood was flowing out, but there was no blood, only water.
I started moving again and the constriction eased, my mind
cleared. Bubbles issued thickly from my lips, which felt so stiff and
impotently rubbery that it honestly felt like I must have submitted myself to
some now botched facelift. Surely I hadn’t been so dumb. But I sure felt dumb,
then. It seemed I could barely retain a train of thought for more than about
three seconds.
But three seconds stretched into three minutes, to thirty
minutes. Then it seemed like an hour passed…two hours…three hours…I could no
longer be sure.
Thunderous vibrations rained down from above. There was a
storm building. So, I was outside. That was unexpected. I’d had the instinctual
sense of being inside, but it occurred to me I’d never actually seen the
ceiling.
Maybe if I
re-oriented my propulsion I could actually get somewhere. Instead of travelling
horizontally I angled myself vertically, travelling up, and up – there actually
was a white ceiling after all – but suddenly, to my shock, I broke through an
invisible soupy surface, and unable to control myself anymore, flipped right
around back into it.
There was
noise, muffled thudding sounds. The airspace vibrated with each thud –but too
thick and slippery to be air.
A giant
pair of bare feet crashed down next to me, but somehow slightly below where the
floor should have been. Or I was floating slightly above the floor.
The feet
were attached to a lofty pair of bare legs that folded down, bringing into
sight a torso that canopied just overhead, crouched, long strands of hair being
pushed back over the shoulders as the looming head turned down.
She gazed
in at me through the wavery filter.
I continued to lap around the glass, but becoming unsettled
as her eyes followed me. A thrill went through my spine, but weirdly, somehow
bypassing my neck entirely, with no gap.
Her long nails came in at either side, shoveling in beneath
until the floor had been replaced with the inside palms of her hands as she
scooped up my globular space and lifted it up. Her head bowed and her lips met the glass window and squished up in a flattened imprint. An
affectionate gesture, but I glared back; paranoidly convinced she was mocking
me somehow.
Like a
compulsive habit, I gulped the thin, bland soup into my mouth only for it to
gush out of my neck again.
The space all
around me jittered as a nail tapped the curving glass panel again to get my
attention, and I looked before I could help it.
She
puckered her lips at me again, and then smirked. It wasn’t affectionate or
flirtatious, I realized in dismay. She was making fun of me, I was sure of it.
My own unworkeable mouth was a rubbery pout and mimicry was her weapon of
choice. She was trying to tell me what I stubbornly refused to see.
Trying not
to let my agitation show, I started going around again, faster, so many rapid
revolutions I should have been running a trench into the ground by now, but
there was no ground anymore, only water, ahead and behind, up and down.
Her
attention followed me, now with the Zenlike patience I no longer enjoyed. She
was prepared to wait for a very long time.
I tried to
fly up out of the glass again, but, once over the surface my body transformed
in an instant to a leaden stone, flipping and dropping back into the warm,
calming soup. Except it was not so calming anymore.
Outside,
she watched with satisfaction, knowing what I had intended – and failed – to
do, and that I was getting closer to submitting to this reality.
There was
no escape.
Now, one
hand slid up from beneath the glass as she extended a finger overhead, dipped a
finger in the water and was swirling it around, tracking me.
My eyes boggled, I swam faster.
The finger pursued, matching my speed.
I twisted around and went the opposite way. The finger
effortlessly went with me.
In a panic I twisted around again but bonked my face into
the globular window. My body compressed for an instant like it was made of
rubber.
Something snatched my floppy, flexible legs and dragged me
backwards before retreating.
Then the finger appeared on the other side of the glass,
dripping wet.
I halted, the gashes in my neck started to flap in building
agitation as she raised the dripping hand to her mouth and, keeping her calmly
eyes locked on mine the whole time, plunging the extended wet finger deep into
her mouth, wrapping her lips around it and slowly withdrawing it again.
I began to circle again, blindly, madly, my eyes practically
rolling in the sockets as the water jiggled around me with her booming
laughter…
Both palms pressed on either side of the window, the fingers
spanning around the glass. The room started wobbling all over the place, knocking
me off balance. Actually, the room was still, my enclosure was listing back and
forth as the globe window was slid along the floor, being drawn into her as the
powerful thighs spread, framing the window on either side and pressing in
tightly, clamping it between.
A hand was outstretched over my head, fingers twitching with
preparation. Each of the fingertips were armed with its own sharp blade tip,
against which my soft, rubbery body had no defence.
The fan of fingertips parted the water, paddling it like a
series of oars, creating eddies in that swirled me upside down. As I flippered
around to right myself, the oars swept in and collected my tiny body in one
deft snatch.
The water broke over my face, casting me into a world that
was chill and airy. The fist enclosing me was like a tight barrel, only my face
visible. Before I knew what was happening, the fist was subjecting my body to a
series of firm pumps as if examining my organs. Her thumb dug into my soft
underbelly while her first two fingers clamped against my spine, while I
twitched, helplessly suspended just below her face.
Even as I knew what was going to come next she was content
to play with me, drawing it out, distracting herself with a game of trying to
elicit from me increasingly desperate reactions for her own amusement.
Unable to speak, my mouth could only open in a silent plea
for mercy.
Rather than mercy, there was instead there was a shattering
pressure around my middle as she pinched my body to see how supple I was,
sending water dribbling out of my mouth. She spluttered with accidental
laughter, and then mimicked my face with puckered lips, which fluidly turned
into a kiss as my mouth was impulsively mashed against hers. As I was drawn
away from her face again, she tickled my lips with the tip of her tongue.
The flat ridges of a pinky fingerprint began to grind back
and forth against my puffed up lips, calmly investigating the soft rubbery
texture. Every fiber of my being willed my non-existent eyelids to shield my
eyes from the razor nail tip flashing in front of my face.
She made a gesture at me then: pointing at me and then
pushing her nail against the inside of her cheek like a hook.
My stomach plummeted into what seemed like my feet, only I
couldn’t feel my feet anymore, but a floppy tail.
She finally decided she’d had enough teasing. A finger
summarily tapped my forehead – or, lacking a forehead, above my eyes – as if to
say ‘so long, little buddy’
Her face
grew bigger and bigger as I was brought closer until it loomed oppressively
large, crowding out every other part of the featureless background behind it.
She pouted
her lips one final time, not to mock me this time, but to apply them against my
own lips and suck my face with relish. It was not flirtatious but hungry, keen
to satisfy only the base instinct to consume – with my body, as squishy and
defenceless as a bath toy, lined up to provide the raw material for
satisfaction.
Unable to
turn my head away because I had no neck, I helplessly as my tiny rubbery body
was smacked and tugged by the flexion of her cheek muscles. Worse, having no
eyelids, my eyeballs were forced to endure the queasy intimacy of her bumpy wet
tongue’s passage as more and more of my head was sucked into her mouth, which
stung with her hot breath steamed against my delicate scaled skin.
The rubbery
ring made by her tight lips slid down my body as more of me was pulled into her
mouth, drawing my body inwards like a pressure sleeve as it went. As my tail
entered her mouth, her lips snapped shut behind me, throwing me in pitch
darkness. My soft weight triggered her tongue to automatically form a curving
slide which sent me inescapably towards the plummeting tunnel of her throat. A
pulpy extension – the uvula – struck my head as I went sliding on through darkness,
something else wet and spongy banged into my eye – one of her tonsils – while
puddles of saliva swished back and forth over my face, some of it dribbling
between my lips, and lacking water, I desperately sucked it into my mouth for
respiration.
My head
breached her throat and became caught for an instant. Then the muscular throat
walls responded by narrowing in a single crushing blow, so fast it winded me.
Dislodged, I became giddily weightless, shooting down and down—
Aaaaaargh!”
I wailed into the night, and the pitch of my voice must have
shifted up so high it made a dog bark out the bedroom window. Once the dog
noise settled, there was the low thrum of churning air driven by the fan of a
ventilation unit outside.
I was sweating under the blanket, and the orientation of the
room jarred me until I remembered where I was. Slate gray bedroom walls
surrounded me at every side. It was grainy and charcoal out the window, but
judging by the stirring traffic and street noises, probably not for much
longer.
My phone lay on the bedside table; if I was normal size I
could have reached over and checked the time, but I was too small and couldn’t
be bothered clambering up to look. Next to the phone, a tank-size can of
Kolade.
That was the culprit. For some reason that bubbly mocha trash
made my dreams ultra-realistic and bizarre.
Breathing heard and wiping the sweat from my brow, I turned
over and went back to sleep.
Chapter 31: Modelling In Miniature by Zerda
We sat in a waiting area, me encircled by the fleshy safety bar of
Raf’s thick fingers, held on his thigh. My insides squirmed a little with
nerves. Photographs were plastered on the sterile white walls, portraits and
headshots in black and white and color.
The Talent
Corp publicist had fielded a request by a designer to shoot me for their new
line. Underwear, and probably big enough for me to sit in like a hammock and
mimic the bulge – which, I hoped, was not the image they were going for.
An impeccably dressed assistant came out to get us, faltering a
second at the sight of me. Trying to maintain a professional smile, he led us
into the bright white studio that smelled of chemicals. Strobe umbrellas and
circular reflectors were arranged around the room, and other lighting modifiers
and diffusers, arranged around some plain white backdrop rolls.
While assistants set up the lights and adjusted the dollies and
stands, and the previous model finished up, the photography duo came over and
introduced themselves: Keith, the photographer, a man in flannel and a backward
cap, and Peta, photo editor and former model herself, also doing make-up today
because the make-up girl away. She shuttled between reviewing the laptop at the
side of the room, tethered to the camera.
Unlike the assistant, neither showed surprise at my size, though
Peta showed especial interest. She asked me to stand full height on Raf’s
upturned palm, as I turned around and posed, while she studied me a moment.
"YOU'RE A HEAD TURNER FOR SURE,” she said, and I thought to
myself, I definitely turned heads ‘down’ though that’s not what she meant. “BUT
NOT A TYPICAL LOOK. YOU’RE ORDINARY AND UNUSUAL. YOU HAVE THE SHAPE BUT NOT THE
SIZE. THERE ARE ALL THESE PARADOXES AND I LIKE IT.” She looked at Keith.
“OF COURSE, I DON'T SEE A FUTURE ON THE RUNWAY," she said this
as if it was obvious, “NOT WITHOUT ROLLERBLADES.”
She was joking. I think.
She squinted at my chest, an instant later, the blunt probe of her
finger came up and brushed over my left pec, as if confusing my tattoo for a
smudge. When it reappeared untouched beneath her shifting fingerpad, she looked
up over her shoulder for guidance.
“HE’S GOT A LITTLE INK ON HIS CHEST,” she said, the clap of her
heels stopping as she spun to face Keith. “WHAT DO YOU THINK, RE-TOUCH?”
Not looking up from fitting a camera lens, Keith replied:
“THE CLIENT’S NOT GOING TO LIKE IT.”
She looked back down to me.
“WE’LL NEED TO AIRBRUSH AWAY YOUR CHEST ART, MY LITTLE
POWDERPUFF.” As she said this, her fingerpad circled my pec as if the ridges of
her fingerprint were enough to rub the ink off. My nerves jangled at this, for
some reason, more than her soft touch, I wondered if Jen would see the finished
spread with her name erased.
Moving away from Raf and I, Peta continued, forthrightly:
“YOUR AGENT TOLD YOU THIS WAS A COLLABORATIVE SHOOT?”
“Oh,” I said, glancing around the room as I squeezed my hands
behind my back, trying to keep my posture straight. “I didn’t realize.”
I had assumed the other model already in the studio was finishing
up a shoot, but now appeared to be waiting patiently to be introduced.
“OH, DON’T BE NERVOUS,” said Peta. “SHE’S AN ABSOLUTE PROFESSIONAL
AT THIS, RIGHT KEITH?”
“I’VE WORKED WITH MISS XU BEFORE,” said Keith. “SHE DOESN’T BITE.”
The porcelain-skinned, raven-haired model, called Vianne Xu, was a
vision of towering splendor on legs, and my very opposite: possessing the
‘size’ I lacked, and while she didn’t have so much ‘shape’ she had ‘direction’:
up.
She glided over and came to a stop before Raf, surveying him up
and down with faint interest, seeming to think he was me, or maybe she wasn’t
sure whether to greet him or me, or both of us. Then her eyes travelled down to
his open hand where I was standing. Her expression didn’t change but froze a
moment longer, and there was an almost indiscernible questioning in her eyes,
like she was trying to figure out where my motor was housed that made my legs
work.
I went into a cubicle to get changed, though not into other
clothes, but out of my own, to be replaced only with a pair of briefs. Vianne
was advertising clothing, whereas I was playing a tiny man fawning over her to
promote the marketing concept that the model was a kind of Goddess.
Then the photography duo began directing us for the shoot:
“WE WANT SOMETHING WITH YOU, VIANNE,” said Peta, “HOLDING JERRY IN
YOUR HAND, LIKE THIS—” she demonstrated with palm up, arm brought inwards,
close to the chest. “YOU’RE COMFORTABLE WITH THAT?”
Her cool, snakelike eyes held on me, Vianne uttered:
“OF COURSE, IF HE IS COMFORTABLE WITH ME.”
“IF YOU’LL ALLOW ME, JERRY—” She had turned to me with an
inquiring stare. There was a professional urgency in her voice, like she didn’t
expect me to refuse.
“Err, sure,” I said, uncertain what I was agreeing to.
“UP WE GO, LITTLE MAN.”
Her fingers swept around me without hesitation, pads orientating
strategically around my torso to scoop me up off Raf’s hand, fly me through the
air, before depositing me on Vianne’s upward facing palm, mimicking the pose
Peta had described. The skin was silky and cushioned beneath my bare feet, and
slightly cool, like she’d just applied a hand gel.
Peta quickly dusted up and down my front with a make-up brush. I
sucked in my breath and shut my eyes . There was something crowding and
overwhelming about having one girl pampering my body with products while I
could feel the soft plush surface of another girl’s hand under my feet. And
Peta’s professional assurance over me was intimidating, like I was a little
figure she was keen to prop up in a scene and pose.
The platform of her hand tilted with her motion as she maneuvered
under the bright lights, against the white backdrop roll, causing me to stagger
and stumble over. The fingers of Vianne’s other hand quickly plucked up my
chest, lifting me back onto my feet again without a break in her poise. Her
cool touch against my bare skin was startling. I shivered.
The shooting commenced. It wasn’t like acting, which was about
motion and fluidity. This was all about holding natural appearance for
unnatural lengths of time. Vianne had command of a range of smooth and precise
postures, all while riding out the shoot with regal calm and poise.
During a break, a passing assistant offered me a bottlecap filled
with water, which gave me something to distract from my nervousness, at least.
My hands trembled slightly from holding poses, I tried to drink slowly, taking
care not to dribble it on myself. Having cameras pointed at me constantly made
it feel like everyone was staring at me, even though they weren’t. On set, my
job was to ignore the camera, but here, for certain shots I had to look
straight into it.
Also, Peta had no reservations about coming over and physically
manipulating my body into the pose she wanted, which meant having my arms and
legs moved, or being lifting and placed me multiple times, from Vianne’s hand onto
the floor, by her foot, on her shoulder. There were several props that entered
the scene; including a champagne flute which I was dropped into while Vianne
pretended to sip from.
For everyone here, it was another normal work day. Vianne cruised
through as if it was rote and her mind was elsewhere – actually, it seemed,
more often than not, uncomfortably, on me. Or at least I sensed her keen gaze
on me at odd moments, still with that faint suggestion of questioning.
Sometimes her lingering gaze seemed to be surreptitiously trying
to get my attention, as if she was trying to beam psychic messages into my head
or playing a game of getting my attention under the radar of the photographers.
I didn’t know how to respond, and pretended to ignore it, trying to remain
professional-looking, unflappable, bored even.
I was probably just being too self-conscious and reading too
deeply into everything; after all, everyone’s attention was more often on me,
because I was the novice.
During a break in shooting, Vianne sauntered up to me, folding her
pale gazelle legs into a crouch beside the table I was standing on, where the
laptop was, while a delicate, slender hand with glazed fingernails curled
around the edge of the table, close to my feet.
“WHAT WAS THE APPEAL IN HAVING A SIZE REDUCTION?” she asked.
I stared at the distant white wall, my brow scrunching, confused.
“I basically just woke up like this.”
She smiled faintly.
“YOU HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR. REFRESHING.”
My hands drifted to an imaginary pair of hip pockets, but because
I had no pants on, they settled on my hips, akimbo.
“Humor’s good. At my size, I can’t afford to make people angry.”
I was joking but she didn’t react. Her gaze held on me. It turned
out she was staring at my chest.
“THAT’S A SUPERBLY TINY TATTOO,” she remarked, as her fingers
lifted slowly from the table edge. “THERE’S A LITTLE PIECE OF WRITING. MAY
I…TAKE A CLOSER LOOK?”
“Sure,” I said, sounding much more confident than I felt.
Her hand hovered in front of me as her little finger extended, and
delicately outlined the underside of each of my pecs, and feather soft, trailed
over my abdomen, so fluidly it was hard to tell if it wasn’t accidental.
“LIKE WHAT YOU SEE?” she said suddenly, her almond shaped eyes
piercing into mine.
My heart thudded.
“Uhhh…I…”
She gestured to the laptop screen, showing a grid of the stills
we’d just been shooting.
“WHAT WE DO IN HERE,” she clarified. “DO YOU HAVE ANY AMBITIONS OF
FOLLOWING THIS THROUGH LONG-TERM?”
“This is totally new to me and, to be honest, I think I feel more
at home with moving images.”
Nevertheless, she gave me her number, and in return, I gave her
mine, tearing off a scrap of paper.
Then Peta slid into the chair behind the table, sliding up against
the table.
“WE’RE TAKING A SHORT HIATUS,” she explained.
“How’s it looking so far?” I asked.
“IF YOU LIKE, TAKE A LOOK AT MY PORTFOLIO FOR A SENSE OF END
PROCESS. NOT SURE IF I HAVE A DISTINCT VISUAL STYLE COMING THROUGH. SEE FOR
YOURSELF.”
And she was already clicking away into various directories and
sub-folders. I wandered over to the side of the laptop, the display extending
out like a movie projection screen at a drive-in cinema, with the LCD flashing
and scrolling through blown up photos, one after the other.
There were a lot of photos and they snapped past rapidly, before I
barely knew what I was looking at. At my size, the pictures were too big to see
in full detail; my eyes flicked over portions. Even a fraction of their real
life size, the girls in the images were still taller than me. I was too
embarrassed to ask Peta to slow it down, and she wasn’t paying much notice of
my reaction, muttering to herself as she navigated the folder, seeming to
search for particular images, clicking through reams, occasionally pausing on a
shot.
“It’s good,” I said, unsure how to critique photography,
struggling to identify themes across the pictures I could compliment: lighting,
angles. Virtually all the girls had smoky bedroom eyes but I couldn’t
compliment that.
Then, across the screen flashed one pair of fuck-me eyes that hit
too close to home.
A breathless sound leapt out of my throat, as if ripped out by
force, and the scrolling came to a halt, on a photo of a woman in boho style
and head sash, draped over a park bench with the sun flaring the outline of her
hair gold.
“Uh...back two slides,” I said, trying to
affect professional nonchalance.
Two mouse clicks later, the scroll stopped on a black and white
photo of a young woman in a trailing ruffled black dress, on a marble tiled
landing, backgrounded by white Turkish Mosque spires like white rockets, which
gave the scene a chess-like vibe, as If she was playing the black queen in a
real-life game. The grayscale made the woman’s dead-straight hair look jet
black and her skin ivory, though in real life it was dark brown, and skin olive.
Her dark, smoldering eyes stared down the camera, one of her waxed eyebrows
slitted.
Peta was silent, her finger tapping the touchpad, as if waiting
for a question on technique.
“I think I know her,” I muttered, embarrassed for my reaction and
secretly wishing she’d resume scrolling. But she didn’t. Worse, I could now
sense Vianne somewhere behind me, her great invisible presence almost palpable
on my tiny form. She must have been watching over Peta’s shoulder.
“MODELLING IS A SMALL CIRCLE WITH SIX DEGREES OF SEPARATION,” Peta
said, sounding unsurprised. “OR LESS. IN SAYING THAT, THE SUBJECT’S NAME ELUDES
ME. BUT I RECALL WE SHOT THIS THREE YEARS AGO, AND BLACK AND WHITE WAS THE BIG
THING. IT’S ONE OF THOSE COMBINATIONS THAT JUST KEEPS COMING BACK.”
“DARKNESS IS NEVER PASSE,”
Vianne’s voice murmured directly above my head.
Peta swiveled her chair to follow the photographer as he was
striding past, having returned inside from making some calls.
“KEITH, DO YOU RECALL THIS ONE?”
He paused to glance at the laptop screen.
“OH…” he said with recognition, as if that was enough.
Then he beckoned at me. Raf took me and followed him around
outside, to the back patio of the building, with an unenviable view of a truck
parked along the loading bay road, the sky blocked out by the featureless
grainy plaster slab of the next door building, with snaking aluminum ductwork
leading up to the rooftop HVAC units.
“SMOKE?” he said, slipping out a cigarette.
Raf and I refused. Keith eyes me for a second, and then turned the
cigarette around between his fingers.
“MAKES SENSE,” he decided. Then shrugged. “GUESS YOU COULD STILL
BLOW THIS THING LIKE A BAMBOO HOOKAH OR SOMETHING.”
Even if I did smoke, my mouth was too dry for it right now.
“Are there any vending machines around here?” I asked, thinking of
Kolade.
Keith scanned the sky.
“WE GOT MINERAL WATER IN THE FRIDGE. AND THERE’S A 7-ELEVEN A
COUPLE OF BLOCKS AWAY.”
Raf could already guess my train of thought.
“YOU’LL BE BUZZING AFTER MIDNIGHT!”
It was late. He was right. The surprise of seeing the
photo had me responding with snap second nervous impulse.
“Never mind.”
Keith took another drag.
“YEAH, I REMEMBER,” he drawled, “A ‘FEW WORDS’ KINDA GAL.
WHIP-SMART THOUGH. OR, SEEMED IT." A small smoky stream issued from between his teeth and he gave a grim smile. "THE COPS WERE SMARTER…”
“Oh...um…”
“HEAR WHAT HAPPENED TO HER? –
BANG,” he mimed a heavy door slamming, which I probably would not have
picked up if I hadn’t already known.
“Yeah…”"
“IMPRESSIVE PORTFOLIO COMING ALONG. VIANNE KNEW
HER WELL," he jerked his head back to the studio door behind him. "ASK HER.” He
dropped the cigarette into a drainage ditch running alongside the road, then, contemplating the smoking ash, shook his head. “NOW
SHE DONE FUCKED IT UP.”
I swallowed, then said:
“What did you hear?”
He said flatly:
“HEARD SHE WAS KEEPING A MALE SLAVE IN A SEX DUNGEON IN HER
BEDROOM.” His brow raised without a hint of surprise. “WELCOME TO ST PALMA:
STRANGER THINGS HAVE HAPPENED. SHE JUST
GOT CAUGHT.”
Working my tongue through my dry mouth, I went on:
“Did they say who the guy was?”
“NOPE,” he said under his breath. “WHOLE THING WAS HUSHED AND
PUBLIC RECORD GAVE HIM A PSEUDONYM. AS YOU’D WANT, IF YOU WERE THAT SORRY
SHMUCK...”
“So, how do you know about it?” I said a little more loudly than
was necessary.
“LET’S JUST SAY SOMEONE BLABBED VICTORIA’S SECRET.”
Without another word, he swung around and ducked back inside the
studio. After they were finished with Vianne, they got another couple of shots
with me solo before finishing.
“THAT MODEL WAS MAKING THE MOVES ON MY MAN!”
Raf grinned when we left the studio.
I shook my head.
“She was just networking.”
“YOU’RE A TINY CHICK MAGNET! ZAP!” He cackled, giving me a poke me
in the ribs.
“Whatever
you say.”
Chapter 32: Shooting Gamelandia by Zerda
The
set was buzzing with activity: actors, makeup artists, stylists, and all their
assistants, stage technicians: camera operators, professional tradesmen, people
passing back and forth on walkie-talkies. It was like being on a construction
site with pop-up buildings that were propped up and pulled down as the shoot
required.
Gamelandia was a bigger film than Alpha and, a fantasy, required some more
elaborate set designs, a combination of soundstages, and CGI. And overseas
location shooting for the plot’s multi-setting ‘level’ backdrops, which I was
not needed for, because I doubled in close-ups where background wasn’t a focus.
Earlier
that morning, Raf drove me past a guard gate into the shoot location: a
soundstage built inside a converted factory, and one of a number of
production-owned block buildings which was now busy with noise and people in
the throes of film-making. No trailers like on the set of Alpha; here each
smaller building was set aside for the various departments: production,
wardrobe and make-up, and back lot for shooting.
The
exterior looked like a logistics operation for a warehouse distributing
photography equipment, rather than a film set. Vans lined the concrete roads
intersecting the factory buildings, down which golf cars rolled, technicians
armed with cabling and equipment stands passed by, people ran back and forth,
aides chattered into walkie talkies with driven strides, avoiding eye
contact.
We
were met by an assistant director who pointed us past some traffic road blocks,
towards offices set up in rooms conjoined to the main factory. Make-up and
wardrobe had fitted out one of these offices with a row of light-bulbed
dressing tables. The tables were filled and weren’t ready for me, so we moved
on down a hallway lined with various crew members to the holding area, a
brightly lit room filled with fold-out chairs basically a waiting room for
actors until they were called on set. Seats were filled with extras in baroque
period-era fantasy regalia, and seeing elves and goblins draining bottles of
coke was still a novelty I hadn’t yet gotten over. But the room itself was
drab, noisy and didn’t help take my mind away from my racing thoughts. First
day on set of a new movie always felt like first day at a new job.
So
we went through where the room spilled out into a brick-paved patio area with
benches and tables shaded by expansive, square commercial parasols, as at an
outdoor café, but no food, though there was supposed to be a catering tent
around here somewhere. Raf took a seat, placing me down on one of the tables.
A
kid with impeccably styled sandy hair, age somewhere in the realm of eighteen,
loped over, like he was journeying around the set, rather than actually having
a strict destination in mind. I guessed he was one of the leads, he looked like
he’d come from make-up. He lifted his head and eyed me with interest. We met
eyes and he said:
“HEY.
THE LITTLE DUDE.” He gave me a quick eyebrow raise. “SIN?”
“Sin?”
I furrowed my brow.
He
stared at me blankly. Then something seemed to register.
"LOTTA
PEOPLE ASK ME,” he said, “AND I ALWAYS SAY: ONE WORD: INSOLE LIFTS. WELL,
THAT'S TWO WORDS. BUT THAT'S ALL I GOT. SORRY."
Then
he walked away.
Nonplussed,
I stared at Raf. He just stared back at me and shrugged.
“DON’T
TAKE HIM SERIOUSLY.”
A
dark-haired girl wandered over, and like the guy, young – younger than me at
least. All the kids playing the leads looked fresh out of make-up and
evidently, the make-up team were doing utmost to make them look as glamorous as
possible for a bunch of kids running through wild forests and hinterlands.
“ERIC,”
she said dryly. “HE’S PLAYING MIKE. WE WERE DOING LINE READS AND HE’S STILL IN
CHARACTER. FULL MIKE.”
There
was an in-joke in there I didn’t get. But then again, I never bothered to read
any of the Gamelandia books. I had no lines, so I could get
away with it.
But
I nodded sagely, struck by a sudden, inexplicable need to not look
novice or dumb; I mean, all these kids were new and I was the
one with previous acting experience under my belt, if only one prior movie. Not
to mention, the girl was flashing me a stomach-fluttering smile and putting me
in a very vulnerable position. She had a disarmingly forward, friendly manner
and one of these smiles that lit her face right up, no surprise the casting
director signed her on. But I guess I had grown a little cynical to engaging
smiles since Natalie.
In
the intervening moments, she gave Raf the faintest look over – as if trying to
discern if he was my body guard – before taking a step closer to the table, and
me.
“I’M
ALEXA. AND I’M MADISON.” Then she explained: “WE HAVE THIS
GAME; WE’RE TRYING TO MATCH CAST TO ONE OF THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS. I SAY ERIC IS
WRATH.” Her hands slid into her pockets as she shifted her weight back and
forth between her feet, appraising me. “WHAT DO YOU THINK?”
“My sin?”
I clarified. “Can I answer in multiple?”
“NO,”
she laughed. “AND YOU CAN’T ANSWER FOR YOURSELF. I MEAN, FOR ME;
WHAT DO YOU SAY?”
How
the heck was I supposed to answer that? I’d just met her. Although, her radiant
smile had hushed to a smirk, as if she didn’t expect a serious answer. What
even were all the deadly sins; her smile was so bright it
short-circuited my brain.
“Um…I
don’t know – vanity?”
“LAST
I CHECKED, VANITY ISN’T A SIN.”
“You
could be a spokesperson for Porche.”
“QUITE
THE LITTLE CHARACTER, AREN’T YOU?” She shook her head. I couldn’t help think I
was a few years older than her, but she was talking to me like I was the
younger one.
“I’m
the expert on playing little characters.”
Her
smile broke free again, while my heart simultaneously seemed to break free and
somehow float out of my chest before I could stop it. She seemed surprised I
would be so defiantly upfront about my size, and not unpleasantly.
“YOU
MEAN PRIDE,” she corrected gently. “WE’VE ALL PRETTY MUCH DECIDED
THAT JAKE IS PRIDE – JAKE’S PLAYING ADAM.” She watched me
again, with that calm, mildly amused expectation.
Well,
what else was there? Sloth? She was too coltish to be sloth. But, that moment,
my brain felt like sloth. I hadn’t felt this peppy and venturesome since
meeting Jen at a party (correction: second time we met) and impulsively
manufacturing a selfie with her.
“I’d
like to buy a vowel, Alexa.”
“YOU
KNOW WHAT,” she chuckled, whirling away and pushing her hair back, “I’LL LET
YOU THINK ABOUT IT.”
She
gave me the subtlest ‘eyebrow jump’ over her shoulder before she left.
“SEEYA
JERRY. ADIOS.”
I
looked back up at Raf, but he was checking his phone, rapidly thumbing the
virtual keypad, texting something.
“KNOW
YOUR SINS, JERRY?” he said, chuckling. “SHE WAS FISHING.”
My
eyes scanned the vicinity in desperation: crew members passing two and fro,
carpenters and electricians doing the rigging, laying cabling, testing spark
effects, adjusting camera equipment, rigging pulleys in preparation for the
wire stunt work.
My
throat was inexplicably dry as a desert. I’d seen a coffee cart on the way in,
but I wanted something cool, like Kolade. Ultimately, I settled for a bottlecap
of Raf’s mineral water.
We
returned to make-up, and I spent some time sitting on the vanity counter in
front of one of the mirrors while getting made-up to look like Mike. This
involved taking all my clothes off, except for my underwear, and then being
powdered up to look alarmingly pale, with a bluish tint, especially my lips and
around my fingernails, which had to be dabbed with a very fine, precise brush.
Staring at myself in the towering mirror, I wondered if Mike was supposed to be
some kind of zombie or space alien.
Then
I was heading to the set, the soundstage inside one of the larger buildings, an
expanse, high-ceiling warehouse divided up into walled off areas called ‘Stage
A’, ‘Stage B’ etc. Raf kept my phone while handing me over to an assistant
director who would help place me around the stages, not before facetiously
stressing I was an actor, not a prop.
The
aide carried me into a big, open floor studio with lime green walls. Mounds,
steps and ramps made of props covered in green sheets were built up to look
like small hills to me. A crew member explained it would be a snowy mountain in
the finished film.
We
were between takes. Members of crew had cameras and equipment in position,
various department heads being consulted on footage already shot.
“HEY
HO, IT’S PAPA SMURF. HUGE FAN OF YOUR WORK, MR. SMURF.”
Alexa
had wandered over, and I nearly didn’t recognize her. She must have just come
from wardrobe and was in full costume: ornate midriff-exposing armor,
prosthetic elf ears and arcane tattoos. Then I noticed her feet were bare.
“Where’s
your shoes?” I asked.
She
glanced down, lifting and wiggling her toes, contemplating.
“YEAH,
HAVE YOU SEEN THE BOOTS ON THE ELVES? THAT’S SOME WICKED KNEE-HIGH MEDIEVAL
PRADA RIGHT THERE. I GOT SHAFTED BY WARDROBE, DEFINITELY.”
I
stared at her ear prosthetics.
“Aren’t you an
elf?”
“YOU
READ THE SCREENPLAY, RIGHT?”
“Through
a haze.”
She
feigned alarm and disappointment.
“WELL,
I HEARD YOU WERE A PRO.”
“But,
young lady, speed-reading a script while multi-tasking ten other things is what
all we industry long-timers do.”
She
folded her tattoo engraved arms.
“BUT,
TINY MAN, DO YOU KEEP YOUR TINY MOTORBIKE IN A TINY GARAGE, TOO?”
“I
don’t have a tiny motorbike.”
She
rocked back on her heels and swished away from me.
“THEN
HOW DO YOU SPEED READ?” she said over her shoulder.
“Oh.”
“OH,
ZING.”
We
ran the first takes of my scene: a frozen Mike was buried in the snow and the
elf giantess Madison dug him up and conjured a fire with magic to warm him
beside until he melted, and then – with more magic – resurrected him, though he
lost one of his three game lives. The script supervisor suggested this is not
what happened in the source novel, but I hadn’t read it, so, not a problem.
I
was required to lie on the ground ‘buried’ under some sheeting, while Alexa dug
me out, plucking me up delicately around the waist. As Mike was frozen, I had
to keep my limbs and head stiff while my waist was snatched up, which was
difficult after several takes. So, support rods were attached to my back and
limbs to keep them straight, and removed once Mike had been melted. I played
limp while Alexa ‘resurrected’ me, and then acted out some takes with her
(though my lines would be dubbed over by Eric’s voice in editing).
Apparently,
Eric would be running through the same scene but with props to stand in for the
scaled up body parts of Madison’s which he would be interacting with. Editing
would splice these scenes into a composite.
This
dual-style shooting of me doubling Eric carried out throughout the shooting for
the film.
*
I’d
been working on Gamelandia for some weeks.
Raf
strode up to collect me from set, after another long day of shooting. Getting
off set as the sun was going down, we missed the worst of the clock-off peak
hour traffic, but it was not much lighter. While I bumped around in my harness
on the vibrating vinyl shotgun seat, car engines grumbled past the window next
to me, like passing steam trains.
The
car pumped forward to chase down a green light, causing the harness to jerk,
digging into my chest before relaxing again. It suddenly struck me that I’d
been taking the Roburfortis consistently every week, one quarter tablet as
prescribed, but the booster seat harness still fit me snugly as always, unless
Raf had slackened it while I wasn’t looking.
“Hey,
Raf,” I asked, “do I look bigger?”
He
frowned in thought, trying to interpret my question.
“BEEN
PUTTING LIFTS IN YOUR SHOES LIKE THAT GUY SAID?”
“I
mean, larger.”
“NO
WAY, YOU’RE NOT FAT. LARISSA WOULD BE ON YOUR BUTT OVER IT, TAKE IT FROM ME.”
“I
mean,” I sighed, hating to emphasize it, “taller, broader, wider; bigger along
every dimension. The last few weeks, maybe you’ve noticed something – anything
– different about—”
“OH,
YOUR PHONE BUZZED WHILE YOU WERE ON SET,” he interjected at a sudden thought,
“SO I TOOK A CALL FOR YOU; LISTEN, THIS CHICK WANTS YOU TO CALL HER BACK.”
“For
a movie?”
“NO,
NOT WORK…PERSONAL.”
“What
was her name – was she with a business?”
“NOTHING.
NEITHER. JUST A NUMBER.”
“Weird.”
Raf
threw me a sideways look.
“MY
BOY IS GETTING BOOTY CALLS BY WOMEN WITH SEXY ACCENTS!”
I
laughed.
“You
serious?”
“I
DON’T KNOW, MAN, BUT SHE DIDN’T GIVE ANYTHING AWAY. SHE WAS ULTRA COOL, LIKE
STEEL, NO MESSING AROUND, LIKE—”
“But—”
“—THAT’S
WHY I THINK IT’S, YOU KNOW… BOOTY. GONNA CALL HER BACK?”
I
looked away, stared into the distance, fidgeting with my phone, wishing it was
small enough that I could slide it into my pocket and forget about it.
“Nothing’s
going to happen,” I said. “I’m engaged.”
“BUT
JUST GET BACK ON IT, SEE WHAT SHE WANTS, IN CASE I HAVE IT WRONG.”
It
was too late today. I planned to do it tomorrow. But then tomorrow came, my
thoughts were on work, and I forgot.
*
It
was a break on set. Raf sat at a bench, and me sitting on a table, eating some
morsels from the catering tent as I scrolled through my phone’s recent list
looking to see if Farris had called me recently with any updates. Most of the
received numbers were the same: Jennifer, Raf, even the vet, to confirm a
prescription refill, and imploring me to make a follow up appointment to review
my regime – been dodging that one for a while now…
…And
a received call for a number that, at first, I didn’t recognize. It was the
mystery call Raf had fielded the other week, the suspected ‘booty call’. I’d
been so busy I’d forgotten about it until now. What if it was serious? – A job
related offer. My hand hovered over the ‘dial back’ option.
Then,
looked up.
A
member of crew was calling for me: costume fitting; my butt had to be in front
of the camera.
As
I got to my feet on the table, and Raf lifted himself off the bench, I said:
“Raf,
could you do me a favour?”
“TRY
ME. WHAT DO YOU NEED?”
“You
remember the woman who called for me? While we’re shooting, could you call her
back and see what she wants?”
“AH,
BUT I ALREADY KNOW WHAT SHE WANTS,” he chuckled, “SHE WANTS YOU.”
When
I didn’t say anything, he added, more seriously:
“I
CAN TRY, CHIEF, BUT…I WOULDN’T COUNT ON GETTING A STRAIGHT REPLY.”
“Well,
if she wants me that bad, she has to give something up: a name, or
organization. Otherwise, no deal.”
*
Later,
I was hanging around off-set. The outside patio from the holding room was a
common meeting place during odd hours. If Raf or one of the aides took me
there, I usually bumped into one of the kids before long.
Today
it was Alexa and Cody. Cody was playing Tony, a character who assumes the role
of a wizardly mentor. Off-set he and Alexa were quite close, even though her
on-screen romantic interest was played by Jake (playing Adam), and she
technically had the most screen time with Eric (playing Mike). And since I
doubled Mike, some of that screen time was with me.
Cody
knew one of the technician crew members, and he told us some funny stories and
anecdotes about his experience working on sets with celebrities. It was nearing
the end of my scenes for the day, and Raf arrived to pick me up, but I was
waiting for the okay from the director’s aide to go.
Alexa
went off to make a phone call, and Cody began shifting on his feet, pacing a
little, sucking in air. I wondered if he was rehearsing lines in his head.
Then
he turned to me, and said:
“IF
I DON’T TELL SOMEONE I’M GOING TO MESS MY LINES. CAN YOU KEEP A SECRET?”
He
had a closely shaved head, but was still wearing a wig of long, braided brown
locks, plus a short beard, for his wizard character.
“About
what?”
He
nodded in the direction Alexa had gone. Now his voice was charged, almost
humming:
“THAT
GIRL COULD CAST A SPELL ON ME ANYTIME. ALREADY HAS.”
“Who?
Alexa?”
“HER
ENERGY. YOU FEEL IT?”
“She’s
got a cute smile,” I admitted. “And yeah, she’s pretty.”
I
felt a bond with her, if for no other reason than her audacity and roguish
sense of humor made me think, vaguely, of a slightly younger Jennifer.
Cody
shifted on his feet, throwing a look down at me and then looking away again.
His voice lost its spark, becoming self-conscious.
“CUTE,
HOW?” he repeated, distracted. “REALLY, GIRLS MUST SEEM LIKE VERY PRETTY
DINOSAURS TO YOU.”
“You've
seen giant girls on billboards?” I shot back. "You don't think they look
strange."
“JERRY
IS A HIT WITH THE LADIES,” Raf said. He’d seen female crew members gushing over
me, convincing him to let me take a ‘ride’ in their hand, putting me in their
pocket for a selfie, coloring my palm with ink to press against my signature on
a business card, while they squeal-laughed over the tiny imprint.
“SO...”
Cody began, “…I’M GOING TO ASK HER OUT. IF YOU'RE SUCH A SUPERSTAR ON THE
OPPOSITE SEX, PLEASE ADVISE."
“Probably
take the wig off, first.”
Cody
pulled at his wig self-consciously.
“THEY
SET IT WITH SPECIAL GLUE, AND IT’S A BITCH TO RE-APPLY.”
“That’s
okay. Maybe she’s into Vikings.”
Cody
suddenly spun around and began pacing erratically again.
“OH
SHIT, SHE’S COMING BACK,” he hissed out of the corner of his lips. “WHAT DO I
DO?”
“Pretend
she’s already said yes.”
“ALEXA,
HI,” Cody announced, clapping his hands together. Alexa gave him a strange
look; they’d just been talking not long ago.
“I’VE
GOT LIKE, FOUR MINUTES,” she interrupted, “AND THEN I HAVE TO BE IN MAKE-UP.”
Cody
cleared his throat.
“RIGHT,
UM…SO, ALEXA, YOU UP FOR GOING OUT WITH ME LATER? LIKE, FRIDAY NIGHT?”
She
frowned.
“WE’RE
GOING TO THE RED STAR FRIDAY NIGHT. JAKE, ERIC, MEGAN – YOU STILL COMING?”
“OH
YEAH…”
She
laughed.
“HOW
COULD YOU FORGET? IT’S OUR THING THAT WE DO!”
He
butted in hopefully:
“WHAT
ARE YOU DOING NEXT WEEK?”
She
pivoted around fully at him, marking him down with an appraising stare.
“CODY,
ARE YOU ASKING ME OUT ON A DATE?”
I
heard Cody’s throat trying to work as he struggled to meet her confrontational
manner.
“THAT
IS INDEED WHAT I AM DOING. SO…”
“CODY…”
She
looked away for an instant, put her hand against her forehead, sweeping her
hair around her shoulder, twisting it.
“I
LIKE YOU BUT…THERE’S SOMEONE ELSE.”
“OH.
RIGHT.”
What
he was thinking came through in his tone: a girl as hot as Alexa; of course she
must already be spoken for.
Biting
her lip, she turned and left.
Cody
stared after her, then letting out a long breath that he’d been holding in for
a while.
“BE
HONEST,” he drawled. “I TOTALLY BLEW THAT, DIDN’T I? IT WAS THE WIG.”
I
shrugged.
“It’s
not endgame. Once this film comes out, you’ll be drowning in female fans.”
“I
LIKE YOU BUT I LIKE SOMEONE ELSE,” he repeated, mulling it over. “BUT REALLY? –
OR GIRL CODE FOR ‘NO CHANCE.’”
“I
don’t think she’s speaking in codes. You guys dating and working together could
be weird. She’s got romantic scenes with Jake.”
He
pondered on this.
“MAYBE
SO, TINY BRO.”
The
director’s aide briskly appeared for me.
“JERRY.
STAGE C.”
“Sorry,
Raf,” I said, as the aide picked me up. “I thought I was done.”
“NO
SWEAT, LITTLE CHIEF. TELL ME WHEN THEY CALL IT IN.”
*
Raf
reclaimed me from set, gripping me in one hand, while his other hand fiddled
with my miniature phone in his pocket. It was darkening outside. His steady
lumbering strides carried me back towards his car in the parking lot, and then
the downtown streets were rolling past.
“OH
RIGHT,” Raf remembered suddenly, “—WHILE YOU WERE ON SET TODAY, I GAVE THAT
LADY A CALL–” quickly adding, “—WELL, OKAY, I TRIED.”
“You
couldn’t reach her?”
“NO,
I GOT HER, IT’S JUST THAT SHE IS COOL,” he accented this the way a
guy would call a woman ‘hot.’ “WON’T TALK TO ME – TOLD YOU – SHE WANTS YOU.”
“Did
she give you anything?”
“YOU
WANT ANSWERS YOU’VE GOTTA TALK TO HER.”
“Okay,”
I sighed.
Right
at that moment there was buzzing from inside his pocket.
“OH,”
he exclaimed, as if to say ‘well, there you go.’ He yanked it out and gave it
to me. I answered the call.
“Look,”
I said, and immediately demanded, “you need to be upfront with me or I hang up,
right now. Starting with a name.”
“I-it’s
Natalie,” came the reply.
“Oh.”
My cheeks went red. “You didn’t try to call me earlier?”
“Bad
time? I know it’s late, I only just—”
“It’s
fine. Never mind.”
“Are
you sure? You sound…” she deliberated on the word, “…tired.”
“No,
I…I thought you were someone else.”
Then
there literally came the sound of someone else, a male voice grunted in the
background. My brain flatlined for an instant. Then it hit me: her boyfriend,
Grant, right? My nerves skipped at the sound of his timbre, so much deeper than
my own. I tried to imagine, of possibilities, what he had said: want a
snack from the refrigerator, Nat? – Here, let me open it for you with my big,
strong arm…
Her
voice snapped my mind back.
“—break
coming up, Grant and I are going to be visiting some family and friends in
Bayside, so I wanted to put the suggestion out there – ‘cause I know—“ a
microsecond delay, “—Jennifer is back there, right? So if you’re
down that way we could, maybe, get together, the four of us.”
“Makes
sense,” I mumbled, not knowing what I was responding to.
“Great!
We’ll talk sooner and figure it out. Say hi to Jennifer for me!”
Too
late I thought: hot yoga with Grant? Shoot me.
Not
quite, but something arguably worse.
Chapter 33: Off-Set Gamelandia by Zerda
I was
finishing my final scenes for Gamelandia,
and once my shooting was done, Farris said he planned to take me to Skyros. It was a big, high-end nightclub
smack in the center of St Palma’s film district. It maintained a highly
restricted door policy, but Farris assured me he was a familiar face their and
not to buy a ticket. He’d get us in. This made Raf incredibly excited, so he
was all set to chaperone me. I preferred being carried around by laid-back Raf
anyway, rather than Farris, who had a tendency to talk rapid-fire and shift his
fingers around my torso restlessly as he gripped me.
Meanwhile
the main cast of Gamelandia were
planning drinks of their own, albeit less ritzy. Every so often they met up at
the Red Star Bar in the city, and tonight was one of these nights.
While I sat on a table under the shade of the prop-up cabana
tenting at the catering area, Alexa wandered past. Maybe she’d just come from a
scene, she looked distracted. Her eyes glanced over me and then did a double
take.
“Young lady,” I nodded.
“TINY MAN,” she perked up, wheeling around. “I WAS LOOKING
FOR YOU.” Ambling over, she lowered herself, hands on her knees, bringing her
face down in front of me, bathing me lightly in her minted breath.
“WE’RE GONNA HIT UP THE RED STAR TONIGHT. AND…I…” she gave
me one of her little eyebrow jumps, “…WANNA SEE YOU THERE.”
“Oh yeah?” I said.
“WELL, ERIC’S DITCHED AND…WE NEED ONE MORE PERSON FOR FIVE
PERSON DRINK DISCOUNTS – ABLE TO HELP US OUT?”
“Guess so,” I said, thinking about for a moment. It might be
nice for a rest after the shooting week. “Count me in.”
She beamed at me, straightening up again, leaning on one leg
as her posture relaxed.
“AWESOME. YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND IT? IT’S JUST UP FROM THE
MARINA.”
“I’ll find it.”
Her eyebrows briefly turned down in a ponderous look.
“YOU NEED SOMEONE TO TAKE YOU THERE?”
Her hand slid into her hip pocket and rustled around, doing
a quick inspection of the interior dimensions, before her eyes lifted to me
suggestively.
A natural, innocent suggestion, but from my point of view,
the pocket was spaced right next door to her crotch, too close for comfort.
“It’s fine. I’ve got my own wheels.”
She grinned again, trying to bite her lip to stop it, but it
didn’t work.
“TINY MOTORBIKE. GOT IT. ADIOS.”
*
“RED STAR,”
Raf nodded, peering through the cars lined in front of us. Rows of commercial windowfronts
surrounded us on either side, signs flashing out of the dark from quaint café
balconies. Mopeds buzzed past the car window like insects, almost tauntingly. “WITH
THE BEAD CURTAIN.”
“It’s got a
half price drink special for groups of five people,” I said.
“FIVE FANS
FRIDAY?” her perked up with recognition. “BUT THEY STOPPED DOING THAT LIKE TWO
YEARS AGO.”
“Oh…Weird.”
I threaded my fingers through my hair, which was faintly slick with gel. “I
think they still expect me.”
Passing
bodegas we pulled up on the street and Raf carried me to the outside venue, a Cuban
bar. Gladly, there was no seedy bead curtain anymore, just an opening with the doorway propped open, smoky fumes
and golden light spilling out onto the street.
“Put me
down at the door,” I said, on impulse. The ‘tiny motorbike’ jab came back, and
suddenly I didn’t want to enter cradled in Raf’s hands like a baby.
“SURE?” Raf
hesitated.
“I’ll walk
this part.”
He stuck
his head through the doorway, and deciding it wasn’t too busy and the floor was
relatively clear and well lit, put me down in front of his enormous sneakers.
Inside was
a warmly lit speakeasy. With my phone under one arm, I bounded over the wood
parquet floor, craning my head up to scan the handful of people sitting at
tables that were elevated way over my head. The tables blocked out my view of
any faces, but the sounds of youthful voices and laughter drew me towards one
side of the interior.
Stopping
beneath the edge of the table, I was met by a collection of mega-sized shoes
tightened up with laces and straps that could have effortlessly bound me. As I
stared, the shoes slid and grinded over the floor in sudden unpredictable
jerks, and one of the shoes was bouncing. One of the girls was wearing tall
boots which towered over my head. The sole of one of the guys’ sneakers lifted
up, balancing on the toe, exposing flecks of dirt-caked gum. Deciding I’d seen
enough of the floor, I called up:
“You guys!
Down here!”
The seats
groaned and the feet shifted before the faces of Alexa and Jake leaned out over
the table edge and stared down at me.
“MADE IT!” Alexa
called down. There was a tugging sensation around my collar and my feet lifted
off the floor. I whizzed up through the air and the scaled up figures of the Gamelandia leads greeted me, or their
top halves seated around the table. And Eric had showed up after all.
The face of
Alexa loomed closest of all, her cheeks faintly blushing from alcohol. She
flashed me a grin.
“TINY MAN.”
As I
hovered in the air, she casually blew me a kiss in greeting before placing me
down on the wood tabletop. I put my phone down on the table, where it was
immediately snatched up by Jake, who began turning it around between his
fingertips, squinting at the screen.
“OH MY
GOD,” Megan said, staring at the phone, “WHERE DO I GET ONE?”
To her it
must have looked like a toy. She snatched it off Jake and then the phone was
getting eagerly passed around for inspection. I watched it jump from one huge
hand to the next, hoping some of the texts and photos Jen had sent me were not
among the phone’s open windows.
The kids
were talking about what their plans after filming wrapped. Cody reached for a
can of Stella Artois the size of a small water tank and slid it towards his
place at the table. The ring pull lid was snapped and the pressurized air
escaped with a hiss.
He took a
draught and grinned at everyone.
“JERRY’S MODELLING.”
“WHAT?” the
girls said in unison.
I stared at
him in surprise, and Cody looked down at me, shrugging.
“RAF TOLD
ME,” he explained.
“It was one
gig,” my shoulders relaxed and I tried to sound casual. “It’s…um…underwear.”
“OHHH…” The girls made knowing noises.
“MAKES TOTAL
SENSE TO ME,” Megan shot Alexa a look across the table. The smile clung to her
lips as she thought of me, I presumed, in my underwear, doing little poses. The
two of girls were taking me in, up and down, as if assessing my profile.
“Not like that,” I said, running my hand through
my hair, worrying it sounded like Playgirl pin-up stuff. I was still standing
so began to step over the table towards an empty space to sit down. Then
stumbled into a wall that made a ringing plink sound as I struck it. It was
Alexa’s glass tumbler, filled with red liquid and ice blocks.
She
giggled, and her hand dipped down from the sky to pluck the stringy orange zest
out of her glass. The wisps of vapour made my head ring.
“MEZCAL?”
she offered, waving the zest around under my nose as if to tempt me.
Without
hesitation she signalled for a waiter to bring over for a small glass, and they
returned with what looked like a tiny glass bottle for storing herbs.
“WE WERE
JUST PLAYING TRUTH OR DARE OR SWITCH,” Jake said, as Alexa poured a fraction of
her drink into the bottle and got a kick out of presenting it to me, standing
in the center of her upturned, flattened palm like a silver platter.
“I’LL BE
YOUR TABLE,” she said, keeping her palm held before me.
The surface
of her palm depressed gently wherever I put my feet.
“I’ve never
heard of that.” I said to Jake, bowing to heft up the tiny bottle.
“NORMAL
TRUTH OR DARE,” he elaborated, “BUT YOU CAN COME IN AND SWITCH THE DARE UP.”
As I
swilled from the tiny bottle, a subtle blast of warm air raced down the nape of
my neck and down the back of my collar. Certain that Alexa had just blown at
me, I stared up at her, but she was looking straight ahead, with her fist
pressed to her mouth.
It was
currently Cody’s turn.
“TRUTH OR
DARE?” Eric asked Cody.
“DARE,” he
said.
“YOU HAVE
TO GET SPAT IN THE FACE BY ALEXA.”
Cody leaned
back in his seat, and then shrugged. His show of hesitation seemed slightly
forced.
“OKAY.”
“MOUNTAIN
DEW,” Eric clarified.
“I CAN close my eyes
and mouth?”
“No – eyes and mouth
open.”
“SCREW you – I’m
closing them!”
“SWITCH,” said Megan. “FOR BEING A SMARTASS, you NOW have TO HOLD YOUR mouth open WHILE
ALEXA SHOOTS MOUNTAIN DEW INTO YOUR MOUTH.”
“SWITCH: MINERAL WATER,” said Cody.
“CAN’T SWITCH YOUR OWN DARE. DO HER DEW.”
“MOUNTAIN DEW LOOKS LIKE PEE,” Cody argued.
“You said that,” Megan flicked her
hair. “not us.”
“MOUNTAIN DEW MAY TASTE
WORSE THAN RAW SPIT,” Jake jokingly sympathized.
“JAKE KNOWS WHAT ALEXA’S SPIT TASTES LIKE,” Eric said,
probably referring to the fact they played the film love interests.
“NO DEW,” Alexa
suggested, pouring herself a glass of Pepsi. No one responded. “Pepsi. BUT NO Dew. I CAN’T STAND IT.”
“I CAN’T STAND CODY’S FACE,” said Eric. “MAKE YOUR AIM BAD.”
The kids laughed while Cody shoved him.
“FOUNTAIN!” one
of the kids suggested.
“GUN,” she
said simply. “THE ONLY WAY.
OTHERWISE HE’LL DUCK.”
She took a big mouthful of Pepsi and then leaned forward
towards Cody, lining her mouth right up with his face. His eyes were locked on
her, glazed with apprehension. His shoulders had stiffened, fighting the
subconscious impulse to move. Alexa swished the drink around her mouth for
dramatic effect, never breaking his eye contact, delighting in letting his
dreadful anticipation build.
Then let fly fierce stream. The same moment, Eric swung over, clapped his palm on the top of Cody’s
head and pushed it down and the stream of Pepsi went into his eyes. Eric
straightened and the kids taunted him for being an asshole while Cody reached
for a napkin and wiped his face.
Attention quickly went
back to the game.
“WHO’S UP?” Jake eyed everyone in turn, before his gaze
rested on me. “JERRY?”
My skin tightened with dread.
“TRUTH OR DARE?”
“Dare.”
Did I think they’d go easy on me because of my size?
“YOU HAVE TO KISS ALEXA,” Megan said, jumping in before
anyone else had a chance to suggest something. “ON THE MOUTH.”
Alexa’s chair creaked as her shadow glided over the table
surface, closer to me.
“SWITCH,” Cody said without break. “JERRY HAS TO KISS YOU, MEGAN.”
Megan flicked her hair back, her eyes pinning me and her
lips curling.
“READY IF YOU’RE READY, ‘TINY MAN’,” she drawled, mimicking
one of Alexa’s eyebrow jumps.
The Mezcal must have hit my brain because I found myself
taking assured steps towards the girl who was now sinking in her seat to bring
her great face down to the table. Her face expanded in view until it blocked
everything out, and mere inches from mine, hot, cocktail-peppered breath
pushing my hair back and rippling in my ears. As I drew my face closer, the shiny
pink lips wrinkled up as they pushed forward to meet me. Shutting my eyes, I
inclined my head the last stretch until my face touched upon the puffy,
slightly sticky surface.
At the moment of contact, the lips pulled into a sucking
pucker that gripped my face like she was trying to slurp my head into a
spaghetti strand. My face was screwed up by the muscular grip of her pucker,
while the gaseous fumes of her drink pounded into my eyes and nose, making me
woozy. The room shrank away into a tight black ball of nothingness, I was aware
of nothing but my heart drumming in my ears and the greater girthed girl
immediately opposite, glued to my face. Or rather, I was glued to her mouth, literally
unable to detach myself. Her lips were wrapped around me like a tight, hot,
clammy latex mask.
My hands patted at her chin, then began pushing. It was like
my face was stuck in a big vacuum nozzle. I made a weak whimpering noise. It
was drowned out by the sensual groan that erupted from Megan’s throat, surely dramatized
for the game, but the sound and the rumbling vibration against my lips and
cheeks sent blood plunging into my groin.
Something large bumped around my body, running around my
shoulders, down my back. One of my buttocks was pinched, the force of the
probing spreading my legs slightly and bumping my balls. Meanwhile similar
pressure stabilized itself against my lower belly, accidentally capturing my
member and softly grinding it against my thigh. I whimpered again into her
mouth. She was acting out a heavy petting session, stroking my body while her
lips suctioned at my face.
Without warning, her cheeks drew in tight and swelled as if
she was blowing bubble-gum, and a fierce spurt of warm air came gushing into my
face like a smack, and I went flying backwards until my spine hit the table, my
head conking the wooden surface.
Megan and Eric laughed, while Jake and Cody winced, and
Alexa froze up.
“Ugh,” I groaned, sitting up and rubbing the back of my
head, but the mezcal had dulled my nerves. Plus, the hardening bulge in my
pants distracted me from any pain. I yanked my legs up in an effort to hide it.
“OOF,” Jake said. “OUCHIE.”
“MEGAN!” Alexa huffed. “NOT COOL!”
Megan’s brow cocked apologetically, her lips parted as if she
was about to say something, but Eric got in first:
“JUST A LOVE TAP.”
This caused a ripple of chuckling, and another helpless giggle
from the inebriated Megan.
Alexa surged up off her seat and swept away from the table.
I stared after her, nonplussed, while the others shrugged or averted their
eyes.
“HEY, ROMEO.”
A big object bumped my shoulder. It was Megan’s fingertip.
Her head hovered low over me, for one instant I thought she was going to try
and kiss me again.
“MAYBE YOU SHOULD CHECK SHE’S OKAY,” she said in a quiet
voice, though she didn’t sound very worried.
Snatching at the chance to extricate myself from the game, I
ambled over the table and before anyone could offer to help me, I leapt down
onto Alexa’s empty seat – still warm, and I tried not to think too hard that
her butt had just been pressed on it – then backed myself over the edge, bear
hugging a chair leg and sliding down to the floor.
The wood
floor was dappled in light and shadow. I trailed the lit areas, automatically
heading under a chair for protection. My shoes pattered with a tiny ‘tap tap
tap’ which was drowned out by the music. Eventually I passed through the
propped open entrance doorway, coming out against a wall of surprisingly warm,
blustery air.
From ground
level, the world was an endless, stony, gray world of monolithic buildings and
roaring, honking, blasting traffic.
It was
dark, clouds had rolled over the sky, releasing a spontaneous shower, filtering
the world behind a smoky haze. Drops darted in under the awnings and thwacked
and popped against my skin.
It took a
moment to locate Alexa, because she’d crossed the street. She was talking on
the phone, swinging along the street at a loose stride, down the opposite
sidewalk. To me, the narrow road was an asphalt river, and more dangerous to
cross unless I sought an instantaneous death beneath a spinning car wheel.
I jogged up
the gritty wet cement, keeping my eyes locked on her, and called out, but
rumbling engines of passing cars muted my voice. Without realizing, I was
nearing the edge of the sidewalk.
Then my
foot slipped on a crack and I stumbled. Suddenly the concrete dropped away, a
swooping sensation climbed up my body, before I crashed into cold water, and my
stomach curled like a fist. Water captured me in its sucking momentum, sending
me down a gushing gray river. The flash downpour had flooded the gutters
bordering the roads, one of these gutters now conveying me in rapid transit
down the street like I was embedded in the drive belt of a powerful machine.
Now passing
the shop façades going back the other way, I passed the open doorway of the
speakeasy, and kept going, pushed back and forth amidst the surging waters like
a cork. A series of passing car tires spun through a big puddle, sending wave
after wave of water over me, causing my head to get pushed under the surface of
the whirling gutter stream. Then my head broke up again, coughing and sucking
in air.
The
churning waters jostled me as I waved my arms, trying to convey myself by
swimming sideways to the concrete ledge, but the chill water numbed my body and
enfeebled my kicks and strokes. Ahead and rapidly approaching: a big, black
letterbox shaped maw of an open drain entrance, big enough to swallow me whole.
My jaw
dropped in horror and gutter water gushed into my open mouth, spilling into my
stomach. I wanted to puke but swallowed and kicked my legs with every last
ounce of strength. It was a dark mystery what awaited me in the drain, but I
guessed once I passed the threshold, there was no coming back up. My eyelids
shut as the water roared over my head again and this time I failed to surface
before the last of my breath was pulled out of my lungs, quickly replaced with
a mouthful of dirty water –
Something
swooped down and snatched around my head, yanking me up high into the air. Firm
pressure was stamped over my face, blinding me, but I could feel the air racing
and chilling my wet clothes.
The world
seemed to revolve as I was flipped over, upside down, ending with my back
dropping onto a cushy mattress, with a thick blanket wrapping securely over my
front. Once the pressure left my face, I found myself gripped in a giant hand,
feminine fingers keeping me enclosed.
Alexa’s
voice came out in a shaky start:
“NO, N-NOTHING,
I JUST GOT STARTLED.”
As she said
this, her thumb lifted to brush the raindrops away from my face and smooth back
my wet hair. Reassured I was okay, she breathlessly segued back into the phone
conversation, while chewing a piece of gum.
From my
view, looking straight up at her, she was a dim outline with features that
wavered and speckled under the intense streetlights, but I could tell she was snatching
glances down at me every so often, even if her facial features were a drizzly
blur.
Shivers ran through my body. Maybe the discomfort showed on
my face, because her thumb began to stroke my chest in gentle reassurance.
Ending the call, the phone was slipped into her pocket, and
suddenly the inside of her jacket swooped over my head and wrapped around my
shoulders. She spent a moment rubbing me around inside her jacket until I was
mostly dry. Then I was brought out again to be bathed in her full attention.
“SO WHAT JUST HAPPENED?”
“You saved me.”
She made an annoyed grunt.
“THEY DARED YOU TO JUMP IN THE DITCH?”
“No, I tripped.”
A fingertip grew big in my sight, swiping my brow, flicking
my damp hair back. Then her laughter swelled in my ears, seeming to thrum
through my skull.
“I almost died!” I exclaimed, disgruntled.
She kept laughing.
“THEN THEY’D HAVE TO GET ERIC ON HIS KNEES LIKE A HOBBIT TO
PLAY YOU.”
“I was
looking for you.”
“YOU WERE
LOOKING FOR ME,” she repeated.
Her breath
caressed my hair. I was compelled to continue:
“Just
making sure you’re okay.”
She
scoffed.
“ARE YOU? YOU’RE THE ONE TAKING A SWIM WHILE
BUZZED ON MEZCAL.”
Her eyes
softened and she aborted the conversational tone immediately.
“LOOK, SORRY,
I KNOW I TEASE YOU A LOT…”
She sucked in
a breath.
“IT’S ALL
COMING OUT NOW…I…LIKE YOU, TINY MAN.”
I wrung my
hands.
“I’m
engaged.”
She nodded,
her lashes falling wistfully.
“I GOT THAT
MEMO…RAF.”
“Speaking of Raf, I should probably go back inside. My phone
– I need to indicate a pick up time.”
“SURE. JUST ONE THING.”
She brought me barreling at her face, my eyes snapped wide
open just in time to see a pair of huge pink puffy masses projecting at me
before I was hit with a fierce channel of warm air spiced with mezcal and Pepsi.
My face was seized and tugged inexorably against her mouth, and for a moment it
seemed my head was being scrunched up by a huge compressing, vacuuming machine.
My heart fluttered in a panic as her lips seemed to grasp my face like strong
hands and mold my pliable flesh around like clay.
With my face tight in the depression between her smooching
lips, her tongue eagerly flicked over my lips and sponged around my eyes. It
probed my features delicately, working around in tiny massaging circles, and
then began flattening itself over the span of my face, squashing all my
features simultaneously. With one last wet, wrenching smack my head came free
again, I felt myself withdrawing and being lowered through the air.
But something was wrong my eyes were open but it was still
dark. I could still feel the moist, all-excluding pressure of the kiss even though I’d been
lowered. Only, now it felt heavier, like a big wet hand towel had been thrown
onto my face, trapping it tightly under his folds. Except the towel was sticky,
slimy, and elastic, but not too elastic; somehow like big bands of masking tape
stuck over my face. I couldn’t move my facial features without effort; couldn’t
open my mouth or shut my eyelids while I was wearing this huge blob as a face
mask. My eyes stung, helplessly exposed to the wet offending mask, and an
undeniable minty smell clung to my nose; spearing into my nostrils, as well as
the smell of rubber. I couldn’t wipe it off because her grip constrained my
arms. I shook my head but the pressure persisted, stuck my face like glue.
As I wondered how Alexa could have left so much lip gloss on
my face, and how it was so thick, she let out a gasp, followed by the sound of helpless
laughter.
A firm object came in and brusquely swirled around my face,
clearing off the wet mask, which was actually chewing gum. My slimy wet skin
turned cool instantly in the air.
“I WAS TRYING TO KEEP YOU OUT OF THE FIRING LINE, TINY MAN,”
she explained glibly, after getting her breath, and flicking the gum away. “CAN
YOU DO ME A FAVOR AND PRETEND THAT DIDN’T JUST HAPPEN?”
“I’m trying to.”
She began to walk me back over to the lit entrance of the
Red Star, music spilling out faintly.
“SO…BETTER THAN MEGAN?” she insisted, rising an eyebrow.
“Better,” I agreed, catching my breath, “until the end.”
“UH UH – NOTHING HAPPENED, REMEMBER?” she joked, giving my
scalp a rough rub with her knuckle.
“For what it’s worth,” I mumbled, “I think you’d get along
with my fiancée. If you’re ever around Bayside, you should visit us.”
“OH, HONEY,” She said dismissively, and smirked as she
contemplated my offer. I thought of her bar walkout moments ago, and bowed my
head, guessing what she was about to say before she said it. Jen had such
difficulty clicking with other women – God knows how she’d operate around a
slightly younger doppelgänger.
“I’M KINDA A JEALOUS BITCH LIKE THAT.”
Chapter 34: Press Cover by Zerda
The release of Alpha lifted my profile, and now a media outfit
wanted to interview me, and get a word from Jen as well. So, while I was home, Jen
and I went into the arts district of the city, not far from the café where we’d
met Farris, and visited the studio where the interview would be held.
It was a little smaller than the modeling studio, but contained a
similar set-up.
I sat in a fold-out chair while my face was hit with a burst of
light as the aide angled one of the standing softboxes. The back of the chair
stretched up like a monument behind my head. Possibly a deliberate prop: empty
air filling the chair above me, and lack of presence, was more eye-catching
than if a famous celebrity was sitting in it.
There was a blue screen Cyclorama behind us, and a man in
headphones had a boom mike telescoping overhead like a black crane arm. Behind
him, the camera operator and aide were readying their equipment; of two
cameras, obvious which one was trained on me; it was angled downwards on its
stand. Suddenly the white bulb point of a Q-tip was bulging and bobbing into my
direct perception as a make-up girl and all-round ‘toucher-upperer’ crouched
over me, lathering over my face with a light application of cool cream while
having to lean in so close that my head was made the target for concentrated
streams of warm air from her nostrils. I was still, playing as a living
sculpture as much as possible, a tiny doll whose facial features were being
painted on; at this point in my career I was used to having my face was used as
a tiny canvas for a make-up person’s artistic sketching.
Seated in the opposite chair, the journalist interviewer, who said
her name so fast that I didn’t catch it properly, her skin lit up angelically by
exposure from the other softbox, fresh-faced, but not industry-naïve. Her chair
was pulled closer to mine than usual, due to my size creating an illusion of
distance to her, and the camerapeople seemed keen to get us both in the frame,
for the size comparison.
The female interviewer crossed her legs so that one businesslike
black heel rose into my eye level, and twirled in mid-air as the foot rotated.
The make-up artist gave her face one last touch up before one of
the camerapeople gave a signal for the surrounding chatter to mute and the crew
and technicians to settle down.
Farris had referred a publicist for me to schedule my modeling
shoot, and the same publicist had fielded the interview team’s request and
reviewed the list of questions they intended to cover.
The female interviewer scrunched her brow as she made a last
second survey of a clipboard. She beckoned over a harried-looking assistant,
handed him the clipboard and he hurried out of the frame before the cameras
began rolling.
“OVER TO YOU, JERRY,” the woman turned her head to face me and
leaned in, her hands crossed over her lap. “WHAT INSPIRED YOU TO GO INTO
ACTING?”
She spoke in clear, polished sentences . This wasn’t a shy, coy or
fawning interview and was keen to dive right into size-related matters,
straight off the bat.
I straightened my spine and turned my head up to meet her eyes.
Her leg was still crossed and foot hovering off to my side, performing slow
loops in the air, level with my head, but I kept my gaze locked on her
face.
“The production for Alpha
asked me to play a dog and I said yes.”
Some of the people behind the cameras guffawed quietly.
“I like roles that explore life at my size, what it’s like to be
me, how it feels at this size. Films that get the audience to think this could
actually happen to them, and think about what they’d do if it did...” Then I
blurted, “That I’m real, not a special effect – or just a spectacle!”
The questions rolled through my biography: upbringing, family,
schooling. Then the interview moved to the miniaturization.
The female interviewer’s lips pursed, drilling me with a level
stare.
“LET’S PRETEND THE SHRINKING DIDN’T HAPPEN. WHERE WOULD JERRY
MOUSSEAU BE RIGHT NOW?”
My thoughts reeled back to pre-GPR days. I huffed, so quietly no
one could have heard it. Jen shifted, clamping her thighs together, squeezing a
hand on her knee. Something inside me twanged unpleasantly.
“After the party,” I began, “I had planned to make a clean break.
Move away. New job. Basically get myself a whole new life.” New girlfriend, a tiny voice in my brain
added, but by now my lips had clamped shut.
“BUT INSTEAD A NEW LIFE FOUND YOU.”
“Heh. You could say that.”
I coughed but it didn’t alleviate the irritation in my throat. My
eyes got stuck on the interviewer’s heel, completing a slow whirl clockwise,
then clounter-clockwise. I wrenched my gaze away, to meet her eyes, now
narrowing in a way suggesting another serious question.
"GIVEN YOUR ACTING SUCCESS FOLLOWING YOUR MINIATURIZATION,
WOULD YOU WANT TO REVERT TO YOUR
PREVIOUS HEIGHT IF IT MEANT RECEDING BACK INTO OBSCURITY?"
"Guess I'd just have to get a normal job. I’d make the
trade-off."
"ACTING IS NOT A NORMAL JOB? TELL ME ABOUT THAT."
"I think my co-stars would agree. I miss the daily routine;
that's one thing. There’s a lot of scrutiny.”
“PRESSURIZING FOR ANY ACTOR, BUT FOR YOU IT MUST BE LIKE GIANTS WATCHING
YOU. DON’T YOU FEEL LIKE A ZOO ANIMAL?”
I laughed, which turned into a cough. Yes, some levity, please, the tiny voice whined. It’s a press
cover, not the therapist’s chair.
“Guess that’s why I became a performer. I must like it or
something.”
“YES…” she rejoindered with a suggestive tone, “…THE ATTENTION
CAN’T BE ALL BAD…”
Her foot was now bobbing and angling with excitation. The shoe’s
toe was unconsciously pointed at my head, its steady rotations drawing an
invisible circle around me.
“HAVE YOU EVER GOTTEN A CRUSH ON ANOTHER CAST MEMBER?”
Jen had gone very still as if the question had been directed at
her and she was pondering an answer.
“Yes,” I said.
Then ran my hand down the nape of my neck. My face was clammy with
sweat but the outside warmth was being efficiently swept through the ceiling
ductwork and pumping out the fans droning on the rooftop. Those whirring rotor
blades seemed to be rumbling loud in my ears.
Then I realized the interviewer was staring at me expectantly,
waiting for elaboration.
“But I won’t say which one.”
“CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF SETTLING DOWN AFTER ACTING?”
I shifted in the seat, swallowing. I coughed again. One cough
turned into three, and my throat was still raw.
The cameras cut while an assistant brought me a bottle of water,
tipping up the lid and handing it to me. I guzzled it as Jen draped her arm
over my chair and the faintly mirrory surfaces of her polished nails brushed
against the side of my head.
Then the female interviewer repeated the question.
I answered:
“I don’t think very far into the future. Acting is my world right
now.”
"WILL WE SEE A MOUSSEAU JUNIOR ANYTIME ON THE HORIZON?"
How ‘Junior’ would a ‘Mousseau Junior’ be? I wondered. A baby
proportionate to my size would be as big as a normal-size thumbnail. The sheer
thought made me queasy with worry. My heart banged around in my ribcage like an
animal trying to escape confinement, and – with a chill flash – I realized the
beats weren’t coming regularly.
After a micro pause, I emphasized:
“Uhhh…see my answer to the previous question.”
The crew tittered, and then the interviewer’s attention turned to
Jennifer, introducing her as my other half.
The cameras paused while a crew member skipped forward and plucked
me up off my seat, placing me in Jen’s lap. Without looking down, her hand swept over her lap and met
me by instinct, and the fingers narrowed in, allowing the bumps and bulk of my
form to contour the insides of her curled fingers comfortably. Her pointer
finger lifted to stroke my head, and as it daubed across my forehead, it
paused, as if alerting to the copious perspiration flecking my face. But as she
became distracted by the next question, the finger lifted away from my brow and
decided to just rest its firm weight on top of my skull.
“THAT LITTLE REVELATION IS BOUND TO BREAK SOME HEARTS,” the interviewer remarked. “HOW’S IT FEEL TO BE ENGAGED TO JERRY
MOUSSEAU, THE WORLD’S SMALLEST MAN?”
Now my
torso was being absent-mindedly massaged. As she considered her response, my
ribcage was squeezed and flexed in a curious and explorative way – as if it was
an object she’d never felt before – my heart fluttered in pain. I wriggled in
alarm and she tightened her grip without thinking, until my cardiac organ felt
like it was being rawly pinched between her fingertips. More sweat trickled
down my brow. My vision flashed white and red for an instant.
She
answered smoothly, and without a beat:
“LIKE WINNING FIRST PLACE IN A SPRINT AND GETTING THE GOLD TROPHY.”
“HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR RELATIONSHIP? MANY PEOPLE WOULD SAY YOU TWO
MAKE AN UNUSUAL PAIR.”
“OH, JERRY’S THE NORMAL ONE.
I’M A STORM AND HE’S THE CALM IN THE CENTER.”
The
interviewer levelled some other questions at Jen. My awareness snagged as my
heart started firing like an automatic gun, sending blood fluttering throughout
my body.
The
interviewer appeared to note my flushed, sweating countenance and called a
short break. I stared up and identified Jen’s face against the bright, swimming
lights. She was biting her thumbnail, faintly troubled. I couldn’t say why
because I couldn’t recall the previous two questions. My awareness was bouncing
and flashing.
“Got any
aspirin?” I asked, and heard my own voice inside my head through what sounded
like a wall of water.
Her eyes drifted
down to me, brow tensing slightly.
“YOU OKAY?”
“Joint
pain. That medicine I’m taking…”
Her
expression turned to steel, but she said nothing. She dug into her handbag and
broke a tablet out of the foil sheet. I gnawed at the tablet desperately, until
a corner had been worn away, and threw out the rest.
One of the
assistants stepped out the door, and the incoming stream of outside warmth was
like a soothing balm against the unflinching cold of the thermally-controlled
studio. I asked to step outside. Jen gave me a look, shifting forward in her
chair as if to stand. I shook my head and waved her off, padding over to the
door, held open by the assistant.
The
studio’s chemical agent smell dissipated out the back door into the fresh air
of the gated car park, which dried up my perspiration immediately. The air
quickly turned harsh with the smoke from an assistant who’d come out with me
for a cigarette. I paced around to get clear of the smoke trail and then
propped my laptop-sized phone against a brick wall. I didn’t have a cigarette
to look busy with, so I tried to look engaged with my phone, checking if I’d
received any calls while my phone had been muted during the interview.
The screen
scrolled through my recent call list and stopped on a number I didn’t
recognize, from some weeks back, the one Raf had caught. Wanting to look like a
phone call was the reason I’d gone outside all along, I pressed the ‘dial back’
option, and waited for it to pick up. Then, staring out across car park, I
waited for the call to pick up.
Even as the
number was dialling, a thought occurred to me: where had the woman even gotten
my number? I didn’t go handing out business cards.
The phone
was still dialling.
I wracked
my brains for any memberships I’d signed up to recently and willingly
volunteered my phone number. There was only the personal training – could it be
Larissa? But she would have left her name, and I doubted Raf would have
described her accent as ‘sexy’ or even an ‘accent’. It had to be a work thing,
I decided, regardless of whatever Raf said. One of the modelling people, a
fashion editor, clothing brand representative, or entertainment journalist. Not
strictly ‘work’ but ‘work-related’.
The phone
still wasn’t picking up.
Alternatively,
I knew that, for a fee, you could source people’s contact details via contact
or ‘skip’ tracers. Jennifer had told me about it, based on her own enquiries
with a private investigator. But that gave me a creepy feeling. As the phone
rang the final time, I’d already firmly decided it was not some creepy fan
stalker, but was a media rep with a legitimate business enquiry. So, while the
phone rang, I put on my business face.
The phone
picked up and a woman’s voice answered:
“Pronto.
Listening.”
She had to
be a secretary. People in entertainment didn’t dial direct. Wanting her to flip
me onto the real string-puller, I launched right in without pause:
“Hi, this
is Jerry Mousseau. I received a call from this number about some business.”
“Jerry.
Thank you for returning my call.”
It was a
half-British, half-Italian accent, and I was awash in an uncanny feeling like
in a dream; the kind of dream of somehow, impossibly, stumbling into a room with
no doors. Even a booty call wouldn’t have had my heart galloping like this. And
this wasn’t something aspirin could fix.
She was
speaking again:
“The
business in question refers to a proposal of mine, to you: if you are not too
busy, I suggest we meet somewhere soon.”
My throat
tightened as I tried to say something, nothing came out.
The voice
on the end faltered.
“…Could
you…give your response now…?”
Now my
throat was working again, but my mind was blank. It didn’t even occur to me to
end the call.
From the
other end, barely audible:
“Cazzo…”
“I heard
you,” I said, but with a weird, disconnected feeling like someone else was
talking, “there’s a lot going on right now, I’m not sure I understand where
you’re going with this, and I could be called away again any second—”
“Then I
will keep it brief: what time were you planning to depart Skyros on Friday
night?”
My jaw
dropped.
“Where did
you – How did you know about that?” I gasped.
“Your
secretary told me, eagerly.”
Raf? I
thought. Well then, he needed a better ‘front-office’ screening system for
incoming calls, I decided – ‘sexy accents’ got far too much priority.
She
remarked in her brisk, disaffected way:
“I must say
a casino would not be my first preference locale for rendezvous.”
“It’s a
nightclub,” I grunted. Then: shut up
Jerry, don’t give away even more details.
“Where are
you?” I demanded.
She didn’t
say. Instead:
“I travel.
It would not be difficult for me to reach you.”
I had
nothing to say to this. It did not compute. In the meantime, there was a small
murmur on the other end, like she was thinking.
“If I was
to catch you there,” she went on, “it wouldn’t inconvenience?”
My brow
screwed up as I closed my eyes.
Inconvenience
who – me? What about her? Where was she calling from, a prison cell? ‘Catch you
there’ on what – her parole? What the heck was going on—?
“Um...I’ll
be with a group. It’s on them.”
“Then,
another time might be more suitable? Or, perhaps our paths will cross
elsewhere.”
“I’ll get
back to you.”
I punched
the hang up option and then stared down at the phone warily, as if it might
lunge at me like a wild dog. My breath felt thin like I’d just been running,
and my brow clamming up, even with the warming beams of sunlight stretching
down past the clouds. But the aspirin must have kicked in, my chest soon
calmed.
Still a little shaken, I returned to the studio. Jen looked at me
but I avoided her eye. I was lifted back onto my chair and the interview quickly
resumed.
“HOW LONG DID IT TAKE YOUR FAMILY TO ADJUST?” The interviewer's eyes were piercing into mine. I tried to keep my gaze on her face, even as her enormous shoe was bobbing large to the side of my vision.
“My mother died when I was younger," I answered, "and my dad and I never really
saw eye to eye,” I replied. “My shrinking compounded that –” literally and figuratively, I thought. “He
has a life with a new woman.”
“LET’S GO BACK TO THE WOMAN IN
YOUR LIFE. YOU MET YOUR fiancée
BEFORE THE SHRINKING.”
“We ran into each other by accident three years ago, and we
haven't been able to be rid of each other since.”
“AND SHE WAS AT THE PARTY, SO…SHE SAW IT ALL HAPPEN?”
“Yes.”
“THAT MUST HAVE BEEN SO AWFUL.”
She directed this enquiry at me. I paused and then answered:
“I was unconscious. Only my fianceé knows what it was like. But it
sounds like it was completely…“
The rest of the words wouldn’t come.
Jennifer had once given me an abrupt, breathless summary of the
GPR night. But she’d told me the parts I already knew; that I’d been shrunk and
ended up at her house. She’d never actually said how she’d felt about it, what had been running through her mind the moment I’d shrunk. And why it specifically occurred to
her to take me to her house.
“Well,” I said hastily, “it sounded like it must have been…It
seems like from her point of view it was…I mean, if you asked her, she’d
probably say it was—”
All eyes were on me. The cameraman shuffled in place, anticipating
an imminent ‘cut’ to put me out of my misery.
“You’d have to ask my fiancée,” I concluded.
So the interviewer did.
“UNEXPECTED, FOR SURE,” said Jen. Once she started, her slightly
husky voice got its own upbeat, propulsive momentum as she became quickly
comfortable talking in front of the camera. “IT WAS—”
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“—Exciting?”
She narrowed
her eyes at the twilight sky, as if the answer to whatever he’d just said was
spelled out up there in the clouds. It was bright, violet, but soon it would be
full dark, and whatever answers were up there would be unreadable and lost.
“What did
you say?” she mumbled, trying to bury the fact she’d just spaced out for the last
couple of minutes.
“That Flip
whatsamadoojit.”
She opened
her mouth to say something, then frowned and shut it again.
Stuart just
chuckled in that good-natured way of his.
“Annnnd
I’ve lost you. That’s okay.”
He reached
one hand over from the steering wheel to pat her knee; the gesture devoid
entirely of flirtation or sensuality, and she tried to force a smile, but it
came out too tight. Stuart was so like a big brother sometimes, too much so. He
was safe, and what was not to like about that? But he wasn’t…What?
They parked
the car around the side and followed the footpath to a big, garish yellow
Pombaline trying-to-be-Mediterranean restaurant, and former Hotel. It was
called the ‘Portugina.’ Not ‘Geena’. ‘Jai-na.’ Everyone who had a shred of
dignity left in this sun bleached, skater-kid town hated the name and just
called it the ‘Portugal.’ The place was too pretty and quaint and made her feel
antique and womanly, and not in a good way.
Out the
front, children were running and weaving around the ‘rustic’ (meaning cracked)
pillars of the portico. Her mood slumped a little further, reclining into the
fantasy of the now booked-up Le Bistro
Rablais and its elegant lack of shrieking kids.
Why did
people bring their kids to a party? You went to a party to get away from kids. Depressing to think the
dreariness of settled suburban life was encroaching into the party scene now:
there was no escape.
There was a
back entrance with a fountain that lit up beautifully at night, they should
have snuck in that way, but too late now, up the landing steps and they were
inside.
It was
packed to the walls, people chatted, laughed, loitered. She took Stuart’s hand
and pulled him out a side door onto the al fresco area where buffet tables were
lined up with an array of appetizers and snacks. Food was a good place to start
if they didn’t recognize anyone, and the catering was decent: if the world was
going to explode, a last meal of salmon canapé and a cocktail was nothing to be
upset about.
The two of
them remained there for a little while, catching the eye of some people they
recognized, and chatting in between drinks. Then, direct vision sharpened and
the peripherals hazed out. Her eyes had seemed to radar out in that direction
and pick him out of the crowd without her even knowing how her brain had done
it. A buried part of her brain lit up like a forgotten instinct, so fast and
familiar it was scary. As soon as she saw him she quickly looked down,
distracted herself with the tendons flexing on the back of her hand, pretending
to admire her nails. She turned, brushing her hand against Stuart’s arm to get
his attention.
“Over
there,” she indicated, keeping her voice smooth. “That’s Scott – he invited
us.”
Of course,
Scott wasn’t alone.
“Well then,
let’s say ‘Hey’!” said Stuart, and accompanied her over with an eagerness that
secretly pleased her, because it made it look like going over was his idea.
Scott
greeted the two of them. Jerry did not.
Wanting his
attention, she looked at Jerry to catch the precise moment he figured out she
was there, but he seemed to be working out who Stuart was.
The voices in
the background had receded. She could hear her own voice, speaking, and calmly.
The
conversation burbled back into awareness, as if it had skipped ahead. The two
men seemed engaged in other things, they were quick to part again, almost like
she and Stuart had buzzed in and pulled them away from something more
important.
As she and
Stuart passed between the dining tables, searching for a place to sit for a drink,
she had the disgruntled feeling of being overlooked. He didn’t even ask her how
she was. Yeah. Ouch.
“Did you
know that other guy?” Stuart asked.
“That,” she
said, trying to sound casual, “was Jerry.”
“Oh. Jerry.”
He chuckled.
“He’s
little shorter than I pictured.”
“What did you
picture?” she inquired. She had herself pictured a flattened, 2D, almost
cartoonish character from irascible post-breakup memories, only to be met with
the unstoppable, indescribable rush of warm, fuzzy nostalgia…
“Me? The way
you talked about him…”
How did I talk about him?
She didn’t
ask.
They
migrated past the tables to the garden area, where they found Scott’s
girlfriend Tasha and some of her female friends. The women chatted for a little
while Stuart went to hunt down a non-alcoholic drink for himself. Tasha and Scott
were relocating; by implication, circling in on marriage. She replied: oh, how
nice, and all that—
“—and,
Jerry’s here,” said Tasha.
A waiter
stopped by with a tray of mouth-watering samples: miniature, bite-sized
Tiramisu cheesecakes. Tasha and the other females each took one, but she had to
pass–lactose intolerance.
“We’ve
crossed each other,” she finally replied, composing herself.
Tasha
didn’t say anything; as if waiting for elaboration. There was nothing to say.
Jerry was obviously healthy and looked well and nothing seemed out of shape in
his world. Now she was staring intently at the tiny cheesecake Tasha was
eating.
“He looks
delicious!”
She’d
blurted it out.
“I mean, that looks delicious. Jerry looks like
he’s well.”
“Does he?”
Tasha was eyeing her, squinting. “Well, that’s interesting.”
Stuart
seemed to be taking a while, so she left Tasha and the women and went back in
search of him. He was at the bar trying to decipher some weirdly named
cocktails. Something made her turn and found herself suddenly watching Jerry –
now alone – and she marvelling at how her quick reflexes kept pulling her into
this trouble.
Actually he
wasn’t alone, but chatting up some woman who was probably drunk; throwing her
head back every time she laughed, which was a lot.
Oh dear, she thought. Jerry flexing his game? Dinner
and a show…
He was in
the deep end, engaging a woman who was an intimidating package, had to be over
six feet natural, plus heels. Meanwhile, the tall girl’s friends stood off on
the side, also tall and having a mini convention critiquing their friend’s determined
– or crazy – admirer.
Watching
their smirks and tittering, she didn’t feel so amused anymore.
Now Stuart
had turned to watch too, plus other people along the bar, while the drunk woman
had begun to raise her voice, and Jerry was raising his voice in response.
There was something of a slinging match coming on and she suddenly didn’t want
to be standing there, playing voyeur to this coming Hindenburg. But if it was
the Hindenburg, she had train wreck syndrome: she couldn’t look away.
From the
raised voices, it sounded like Jerry’s height was being torn into with gusto.
God knows she herself had uncorked a few zingers at his expense in that
department. Jerry’s height insecurities were like the gift of comedy that just
kept giving, (‘let’s make out; I’ll even let you sit on my knee…’), but he was
only a tad shorter than her, barely noticeable, unless she wore big heels,
which was like all the time, and with relish.
This
woman’s ultimate crime was, she just wasn’t very smooth or funny at turning
down a guy. Just mean. And the woman wasn’t about to stop, in fact, her friends
finally had to swoop in and extracting her like a decaying tooth.
Trying to
look disaffected, she and Stuart collected their drinks, found a table, and sat
down, but almost as soon as she put her drink on the table, she was stretching
to her feet again.
“Bathroom,”
she said. “Don’t wait up.”
She pivoted
away, and wandered as if looking for the bathroom, even though she knew exactly
where it was, scanning tables vaguely, even asking herself what she was doing,
and replying again to herself: she just wanted to talk. She wanted to see if he
was doing okay. He didn’t always know how to shake himself off and just laugh,
like she did. He went into himself and it concerned her, and she’d feel the
need to reach in and pull him out.
Now Stuart
would be wondering where she was. She returned to the table.
The live
music cranked up, the two of them moved in for a better seat, but instead of
sitting back down, started dancing in the paved garden beyond the tables with
the festoon lights strung up. Here, Stuart actually surprised her; he knew how
to dance! – if only a little, and taking it slowly, and with her firm guidance.
She fixed
her gaze at Stuart and kept it there, trying to filter out the crowd. Her eyes
were smoky and her lipstick very dark, burgundy, and Stuart he was tall, pale,
soft spoken and academic.
He got
flustered at the prolonged eye contact and concluded it by kissing her brow and
looking away as if bashfully.
A brow
kiss? She wasn’t lying on her death bed just yet.
“Hey,
where’s the bathroom?” he mumbled. She pointed it out and he went off.
Jerry must
have scurried home by now. Well, she was here with Stuart, she was enjoying
herself, and not in a wild way but just enough to keep sane.
Later,
after dark, parents mercifully took their kids home, the crowd thinned some,
and Scott invited them to his house for eleventh hour drinks.
They sat
out on the patio, while she went into the kitchen to top her drink up and, on
impulse, started rooting through the cupboard, suddenly recalling the cocktail
shaker she’d once gifted Tasha with,
curious to see whether it was still up to the task of carrying out its
life-sustaining duties. Then Jerry walked in on her.
She was
struck by that lightness of earlier, like exhilaration, the feeling of dropping
suddenly, tinged with frustration like contained panic. Maybe she hadn’t given
him enough credit, thinking the tall lady had defeated him. He didn’t look cut
up or anything.
But he
still didn’t look at her.
“Staying
for the Flip?” she enquired. You couldn’t be certain; Jerry loved his nightly
hibernation, and while she loved sleep too, she loved being awake more, and it
won out every time she had any choice. Eight hours was a heck of a long time
without some reminder that you were still alive.
“Of
course,” he replied. “Can’t miss it.”
She asked
him what he was planning and he made a joke that everyone would get ‘flambéed’
by cosmic radiation. She only wondered if he was taking cooking classes. It
would have caused her jealousy meter to spike. Then she laughed before she
could help it, a laugh of relief. Was that a note of bitterness she detected
from him? Did it sound like he was still nursing break-up wounds? Was that why
he avoided her this whole time? She hated to be smug, but…well, no she didn’t,
it felt good.
They
exchanged some words, and her voice didn’t even sound like her own. He got a
glass of water. It was like he needed a millimeter of space between them at all
times; he was so close he should have been touching her but she couldn’t feel
it. He left the room again.
Damn that
guy. She’d laughed at his dumb cosmic flare joke, why couldn’t he humor her
now? Meet her eye, show interest in Stuart, be a grown up. And he’d sounded
smug, like he was going places and she wasn’t. He always sounded like he was
subtly making fun of her, talking down to her, and it was infuriating.
She felt
angry and seriously turned on, and wanted his attention. Not for him to look at
her like a used toy, like he’d had his fun with her and was now looking for
someone serious.
The
homebrew cocktail – an improvised lime Daiquiri with no lime, but slices of
orange and lemon and white wine vinegar – ended up startlingly more alcoholic
than intended. She couldn’t take it out to the others, it was too much. She
drank it all.
She still
had the baggie, too. The one Stuart had asked her to dispose of. The party
wasn’t over…
She slunk
into the living room, where the TV was on, but the room was empty. He must have
been in here; on a small table by one of the chairs there was a glass of half
quaffed rum.
She wanted
his attention and she was going to get it. She felt crazy, in a good way. Or
did she feel good in a crazy way? Hard to tell. The seconds snapped along like
separate frames, she saw herself acting ahead of time before she could stop it.
Saw the baggie in her hand.
Next second
the powder had tumbled into the drink, melted into the deep dark liquid void of
rum.
Suddenly
she was back in the kitchen, like Alice come out of Wonderland, wondering if it
was real. Only one way to find out.
There was
some sherry in the pantry. Fully wild, she tipped the bottle back, letting the
bitter syrup spill into her mouth until it nearly induced her to gag.
A short
time later she hovered at the living room entranceway, very drunk, and saw
Jerry out of his seat, standing as if dazed. His face was stonier, eyes glazed and
unfocused. But she wasn’t looking into face anymore, and was no longer
interested in whether he was looking at her. She was looking at his body, his
groin.
She leaned
around the entranceway and beckoned him with her hand, and put a finger to her
lips to shush him. He stumbled across the room after her, looking totally out
of it.
The house
was still empty, they were all out on the porch. Down the hallway, she met him
in a bedroom. She leaned against the wall, folding her arms, trying to look
casual, like they’d just bumped into each other by accident. He didn’t play
along, but stared at her with foggied expectation.
“You look
beautiful tonight,” he slurred. She smiled. He reconsidered: “You always do.”
“Come here,”
she said, pointing right at her feet. He stepped in front of her. The drug had
kicked in, his view of her seemed misaligned.
“You came
alone didn’t you?” she said.
“What?” He
paused. “New perfume.” He sounded enticed. “Different.”
He was
wrong. It must have intermixed with other scents at the Hotel, but it hadn’t
changed at all.
“It’s hard
meeting new people,” she sympathized. And with a small smirk, added:
“Especially girls.”
She ran her
hands under his shirt, letting his torso glide against the flat of her hands. It
struck her how much she loved the feeling of his body against her palm. Not hugely
toned, but familiar, an old chair she wanted to sink into.
“You’re
drunk,” he said, somewhat stupidly.
Speak for yourself, she thought.
She kissed
him, trapping his voice in his throat. One hand slid down the crotch of his
pants, capably surrounding his shaft and squeezing, and slipping further until
she was cupping his balls. She took one of his hands and passed it against her
breast for a teasing instant, just long enough to tell him her nipples were
erect, before drawing it back again.
“Get on the
bed.” Her lips vibrated against his. “Now.”
“Jenfff—”
he grunted, but she kissed him again, and bit his lip and held it.
“You were
looking for action all night,” she said plainly, holding her face oppressively
close to his. “You got it. You want me. Now you’re going to fuck me.”
“We are
not—” his voice stopped as she rolled his balls in her hand. Gripping them, she
felt like she had him on a leash, and if he kept refusing her she could twist
him until he relented. Her heels had her looking down upon him.
“Just a
kiss.” Drunk or not, he knew her too well to believe that. She was waiting for
him to pass out, and she would keep going. Easing her hand around his balls,
she was already dipping her head again, puckering her lips, but he turned his
head at the last second. His reflexes were terrible, and her lips smeared
across his cheekbone.
“No.” For
an instant he looked panicked. “This is Scott’s house.”
“What if it
was my house?”
Her hand
had tightened around his balls again. He gulped in air.
“I’m going
to pass out.”
Without
warning he shoved her off him, surprising her with his roughness. Before she
even realized what she was doing she slapped him hard across the cheek. He
staggered a little, screwed his eyes, and after a little start like he’d come
out of a trance, he blinked and, like he can’t remember what just happened, left
the room.
Her eyelids
dropped, shutting the world behind a curtain of black, orange and blinding
blue.
Composing
herself, she went and found the others on the patio, and didn’t want to be
alone anymore, but wanted to melt into the group like she’d belonged the whole
time. So when they all left their seats and traipsed into the living room for
the countdown, she went too, tangling her thoughts in abstractions like; since
when did geomagnetic polar reversals have countdowns, to the second? They were
unpredictable. It didn’t make any sense.
The glass
tumbler by the chair – now empty.
“Everyone,
please be quiet.”
Right at
that moment, Jerry walked in front of the TV, flourishing a strange looking
machine, affecting this pretence of profundity like someone about to unveil the
secrets of the universe:
“You are
about to witness something incredible.”
He was
grinning in an un-Jerry-like way.
“He’s not
fooling around,” said a guy called Remy, a friend of Scott’s.
“We need
witnesses,” Jerry went on in a rush, his eyes flicking around at everyone
wildly.
There was a
ripple of anticipation: Remy was jabbering on, but fell silent once Jerry
switched on the machine. It made a low frequency buzz that was soothing and
sinister at the same time. The TV continued to play, a mindless noise in the
background.
Someone
nudged her arm. It was Stuart, at her side. She’d barely noticed he was right
there.
“This looks
like it’s going to hurt,” he muttered. “Hurt someone, anyway.”
There was
something lofty, parental, in his voice. She had the flash of inspiration that
Jerry was trying, bizarrely, to get her back, and maybe prepared to hurt
himself in the process. Bad.
“What are
you doing, Jerry?” she barked.
His face
was blank again, the grin had gone, as if he didn’t know the answer himself.
She waited a moment but he didn’t reply. The silent treatment again. He was
hiding from her in the one place she could not get him – inside his own skull.
“Jerry, look at me.”
Stuart
nudged her arm again.
“Has he
ever done this before?” he muttered, sounding faintly concerned.
She just
shook her head. She didn’t even know what ‘this’ was, only that she didn’t like
it. It must be the machine causing her flesh to prickle and hairs on her arms
to stand up.
“Don’t do it,” she said, but her voice came out breathless;
even as she said it she saw in Jerry’s determined stare he wasn’t listening to
her, all his focus was on the machine and there was no stopping him.
In the background, the TV was chanting with the countdown. She recalled the horror stories
about people taking bad trips, doing incredibly stupid things. Yet none of the
horror stories prepared her for the kind of trip Jerry made.
He held out
the machine like he was presenting it to some invisible person as a gift, and
at the last second his hand wrapped around what looked like a gun trigger,
squeezed, and there was crackling snap around the room, like static. Jerry’s
stare became focused on something in the distance, but there was no distance;
just empty air.
The room
acquired a strange resonance like a huge cavern, but it was only for a moment,
and as the countdown reached its end, Jerry took steps forward – where he was
planning on going wasn’t clear; there was just blank wall opposite him – but it
didn’t matter, as he never arrived.
It was the
most ludicrous thing she’d ever seen. He tripped and in the same instant, there
was a bang like a firecracker and his body seemed to pull inward at all sides,
all at once. At the same time, he dropped to the floor. Or, what was left of
him lying on the floor; a single thumb wrapped in a scrap of cloth.
They all
stood there and it seemed, somehow both like ages passed and time had stopped.
Remy
launched forward first, breaking the collective trance of wonder, and dropping
beside the machine that had tumbled over the floor after Jerry had disappeared.
He tilted it between his hands, examining its condition, muttering darkly.
Dazed, everyone
else traipsed over to the tiny object lying where Jerry should have been lying.
She didn’t
want to get any closer but she was drawn, as if magnetically, step by step over
the carpet. Stuart’s hand swept around the crook of her arm, trying to hold her
back, but she brushed him off, crossing the room until it lay at her feet. As
she stared, the features on the tiny object grew by perspective, sharpening
into something familiar; something she dared not believe.
The object
on the ground was Jerry. The whole thing, all of him. He was miserably tiny.
And his clothes, and they were tiny too. Was he still alive? There was no way.
Minutes
passed as they stared, asking hollow rhetorical questions. Remy babbled with
projected assurances while Scott peppered him with questions that hung in the
air without answers.
The room
swam, the gasps and alarmed protestations of the others, now crowded around
Jerry’s body, deepened into a muffled drone, like she had plunged underwater.
The chunk wedge heels on her feet suddenly felt like toothpick-narrow stilettos
as her balance faltered—
—then
caught herself and the world cleared up again. She took a deep breath, trying
to dispel the horrifying notion that if she’d fainted, she would have squashed
Jerry flat under her incredible weight.
His now tiny
head shifted to the side like he was trying to roll over while asleep. He was
still alive. The relief was like
jumping out of the way of a speeding train; she felt good only because she’d
narrowly escaped feeling much worse. She had been certain he was dead – worse
than dead, body obliterated. It was as if he’d been spared, like by divine
intervention or something. What other explanation was there?
While she
was trying to hang on to her breath, the others were remarking in stunned
voices, also realizing Jerry was alive.
On the
ground, the Jerry-shaped person let out a faint, breathless whimper and
vomited.
“Jerry?”
said Scott. “Can you hear me?”
Jerry
didn’t respond; his head had flopped back down against the carpet.
“I don’t
think he can hear us,” said Tasha, sounding worried as she exchanged glances at
the rest of them.
Another
small, pained squeak came from the floor.
“Is he
awake?” Tasha went on. It wasn’t clear; he was shifting in an uncoordinated
way, and his eyes were closed.
“i said i can hear you!”
A tiny
voice had projected up from the floor. Realizing what it was, her lips pursed
while her chest suddenly felt tight. Not in a bad way, but in a ludicrous,
inappropriate way – she found herself trying to hold back incredulous laughter.
Only some of it was from her earlier, giddy relief. Mostly, the voice coming
from Jerry’s mouth was just so unbearably cute.
“Oh my gosh,
did you hear that?” Tasha exclaimed. “Was that him?”
The tiny
voice came from the floor again:
“scott? tasha?...remy?”
“What’s that on the ground?” Scott pointed out, “Is
that…vomit?”
She’d noticed it, too, but she was too distracted by Jerry’s
size. Now something got
through her head: Jerry was alive, but was he sick? She was, after all,
herself, a little sick just looking at him.
“Yeah,”
Remy said, squinting down at the floor. “He threw up.”
He said
this in a strange, clinical, slightly fascinated way, like the whole thing was
a spectacle, and she remembered: hadn’t he been the one to set Jerry up to this
in the first place? She glared at him and all her anger and giddiness and fear
tumbled out into her voice:
“You! – What
the fuck did you make him do?”
The others
all stared at her. Even some part of her own mind shrunk away: the part
subconsciously comparing the thunderous volume of her own voice to the delicate
voice that had come from the floor.
Remy
cowered under the look she shot him.
“I didn’t
do anything.” Previously babbling calculations and estimations previously, now
this was all he could utter.
Her glare
softened as she stared back down
“Jerry, say
something,” she said. “Please.”
Say you’re fine, sweetie.
A part of
her just wanted to hear that tiny, cute voice again, just to make her feel
better; the sound of it was like an instant rage soother, an acoustic
stressball.
But Jerry
didn’t reply. He had sat up; his eyes were wide open and he was staring up at
each of them in shock, utterly unable to comprehend. He now looked on the verge
of screaming.
Scott went
very still as if something had just occurred to him. Then he said:
“Does
he…Does he know who he is?”
Jerry’s
eyes found Remy:
“remy,” he said. “what the fuck happened?”
Hearing
that tiny voice say ‘fuck’ nearly made her laugh again. He was obviously in a
state of panic but she had the sudden urge to grab him and lift him up to her
ear, let that sweet trill lullaby down her ear canal.
Remy then
said some things that honestly made no sense, and only confirmed her hunch that
neither he nor Jerry had known what they had been doing. On top of that, it
became clear Remy didn’t know how to fix the situation. When he heard this,
Jerry’s tiny body was wracked with trembling sobs.
“the solution is just going to come to you
while you’re goggling at me like an idiot?” he screeched up from the floor.
She
couldn’t suppress the urge anymore. It was clear none of them had a better idea
about how to handle the situation.
She stepped
closer to the tiny figure, trying not to alarm herself at the insane size
comparison between either of her wedge heels and her ex-boyfriend’s miniature
stature, and crouched, saturating the gesture with gentleness so she did not
frighten him into mental breakdown. She couldn’t even imagine the terror he was
in right now, but his tearful eyes and tiny chest quivering in and out rapidly
gave some indication.
“Jerry,”
she said, as steadily as possible, “calm down. You’re tired and sick. Let’s get
you off the floor.”
He couldn’t
be trusted at that size; the powder was still in his system and he wasn’t
thinking clearly. He could still make a berserk run and, in the stampeding
chaos of a pursuit after him, accidentally end up so much mulched grit under
someone’s tread.
That
thought invigorated her more than anything. Without thinking about it too hard,
she cupped her fingers around him, drawing his entire body against her palm,
and – so he could not thrash and spring free – kept him wrapped there in a
gentle fist, before lifting him.
He was so
incredibly light that it almost made her panic; there was so little of him,
barely anything. He separated from the floor so easily she almost had to check
he hadn’t slipped from grasp.
Her entire
ex-boyfriend was wrapped up under her fingers, she thought, stunned, and her
own feelings confused her. There was the sheer cuteness of it: holding her ex
in the palm of her hand – literally. And she was self-conscious of the full
power over this tiny person; his whole body was subject to the manipulations of
her fist. His whole world was her
fist. Amazingly, he wasn’t even struggling, wasn’t fighting against the inside
of her hand to get free. He totally trusted her. Or he was too tired to resist
her. She was swamped by the affection she felt towards him, as if in picking
him up she’d staked a claim of ownership. She was utterly dizzy with disbelief.
She held
him protectively to her chest, turning her hand so she could see the top of his
head in the crook of her thumb, and on impulse, touched the soft hair on the
crown of his exposed head with the fingers of her other hand. His body had
relaxed now, and she could feel his tiny heartbeat pulsing against the inside
joint of her middle finger. It was so – lame as it sounded, there was no other
word for it – precious.
And he felt
good inside her hand; fitted, contoured. She was tempted to squeeze him out of
pure contentment, but refrained.
The others
were debating what to do with him, and she let them; feeling there was nothing
for them to debate: if someone had tried to lift him out of her hand right
there she would have slapped them, or worse.
*
“Tonight
did not go the way I thought it
would,” she said quietly and with such a serious tone that Stuart laughed,
thinking she was deadpanning, but she was serious.
They were
in the car, driving away from Scott and Tasha’s. Jerry was curled up asleep in
her hand, which she kept rested on her lap, as Stuart drove.
She kept
staring down at him in disbelief, while cupping him and stroking him; couldn’t
keep her anxious fingers away from him; he was so tiny and delicate looking,
and his hair was so soft and felt so good rubbing and forth against the
sensitive pads of her fingertips. It was weirdly therapeutic and somehow
totally right; she’d been running after him all night and here he was,
literally in the palm of her hand and not going anywhere.
“We’ve got
to get him to the hospital,” said Stuart.
“And what?”
she looked up, eyebrows drawn tight. “Does this look like something a doctor
can fix?”
“Well, no,
but…” the rest of the reply never came.
She noticed
they were taking the road home, like Stuart was heading there by default, sans
any better idea. She didn’t complain.
They had to
take Jerry to get checked over by someone.
But the thought of normal sized medical equipment poking and tapping around his
tiny body bothered her. And what if the doctors admitted him as an inpatient
for investigation, or a science lab? But what other choice did they have? Who
else was qualified to medically examine him, just to sign off on his health
status, without wanting to take him away from her..?
“I’m about
to say something utterly ridiculous,” she admitted. “But what about the vet?”
“You really
think so?” Stuart flashed a glance at her.
“Stuart. Look. He’s the size of a mouse.”
“That
doesn’t mean you show him to a mouse specialist.”
She stared
fixedly out the window.
“First
thing tomorrow, I’m going to make an appointment.”
It was 1 AM
when they arrived back at their place – rental – no time to sit around and have
a languid tea party over the ‘Jerry question’. That would have to wait. But
first, they needed to figure out where Jerry would sleep.
With
spontaneity that even surprised her, she perked up:
“He would
fit on the bedside table!”
It was so
cute, and a crazy thing to wake up to every morning; Jerry’s tiny face tucked
up in—
—Every morning? Whoa there, girl. Just
how long would he be staying with them?
Stuart just
gave her a puzzled, strained smile.
“Honey, I’m
not sure how he’d feel about that.”
But she was
only joking. Half. Sort of. Not.
After
rustling around the laundry and spare cupboards, he came out with something
else.
She raised
an eyebrow.
“A sponge?”
“Got to
admit,” he half shrugged, “it works for size, right?”
She said
nothing as he placed it on the table in the space dividing living room and
kitchen, and close to the master bedroom. Close enough, she thought, that if
Jerry screamed out in the night she would hear him from the queen bed.
This was
insane, she chided herself. He was tiny, not a child. And she was sure as hell
not his mother.
Still, she
didn’t want to leave his side.
They both
stared at Jerry, lying on his side on the sponge, with a hand cloth for a
blanket. He looked peaceful, at least. The ‘blanket’ was wrapped around him,
except for one of his bare feet, which stuck out. She stared at it, utterly
charmed.
Then, to
her amazement, Stuart extended a pointer finger down and gave Jerry’s exposed
foot a tickle. Jerry snorted in his sleep, kicking his foot away, but didn’t awaken.
Stuart stepped back, chuckling.
“What do
you think, Jen?” he murmured. “What have we got ourselves into?”
With a
bewildered sigh, he retreated into the bedroom.
She remained
a moment longer, running her eyes over his miniaturized features, still telling
herself that the tiny person didn’t just uncannily resemble her ex-boyfriend in
miniature, like a perfect replica doll, it was
him, in every way. Everything that Jerry was previously was contained in
that minute frame. She rolled his top up and thumbed his chest, searching for
his heartbeat. He looked so peaceful she wanted to be certain he wasn’t depressing
into cardiac arrest. The incomprehensibly tiny heart beat into the sensitive
pad of her thumb. Satisfied with his pulse rate, she smoothed the blanket back
over him.
With
another of those impulsive moments of hers, she bent and kissed the side of his
head, not so much wanting to kiss him as wanting to see what it would be like
at that size. It wasn’t weird or self-conscious at all like she’d expected; his
cheek fit into the crevice between her lips and it was totally natural. His
head shifted against her lips as he stirred in his sleep. She quickly drew
back, not wanting him to wake.
Stuart
called from the bedroom. She turned and left, switching off the light,
meditating to herself on everything. She had survived the night’s misadventures
and decided it wasn’t a disaster after all.
In the bedroom, Stuart was good for one roll in the hay, but
it took some cajoling and was over quickly. He seemed disturbed that, in the
midst of everything, she would even be in the mood.
But, for her, the sex was so outrageously inappropriate in
the circumstances and somehow that made it unbearably erotic, perverse and
thrilling. She was startlingly wet, even after Stuart had come and finished. He
went to sleep and while he snored softly, she gave herself a second helping in
record speed: it was as if her sex drive was a firecracker that had been lit up
by a match. What was happening to her? What was this? It was kind of…
…exciting.
End Notes:
There's a small scene included here that is not in the first story. Jerry forgot it because he was drunk/drugged, but Jennifer did not. She's not literally telling the interviewer these details, but it's like they're flashing in her mind right before she answers the question.
Chapter 36: A Day on the Bay Part 1 by Zerda
It was the
afternoon and sea birds squawked overhead. The plain of turquoise ocean was
foaming like whipped cream with the coming of each surging wave crest.
Down past
the boardwalk we followed a path along the shoreline of the bay, to a bench
looking out at the snowy waves. Taking a seat, Jen placed me down on the grainy
wood benchtop. As a stream of people sauntered down the path past us, I cowed
against the meaty wall of her thigh, as if for protection.
As Jennifer
flipped through her phone, there came gritty scraping as footsteps crossed the
path, heading towards us. I looked up.
Natalie was
wearing sunglasses and a bikini, without clothes her body was slender and
willowy. She walked hand-in-hand with a man heads taller who had a towel slung
over one shoulder and a slight paunch. Their pace slowed as they approached,
both looking Jennifer up and down. Neither had seen her before.
Then
Natalie’s eyes fell onto me and went tender and warm.
“JERRY! HOW ARE YOU NOW?”
“Busy. But
fantastic. You?”
Her lips
pursed and her head tilted to one side.
“FRAZZLED,”
she huffed, “BUT TRYING NOT TO BE. EXAMS.” She introduced the man:
“GRANT.”
I smacked a
hand against my fiancée’s outer thigh.
“Jennifer.”
She stood
to greet them properly while Natalie’s eyes had narrowed on me, receding into
analysis. She dropped onto one knee, bringing her face down to my eye level. I
was only wearing swim shorts and she wasn’t staring into my eyes, but at the
faint scar line running over my bare abdomen.
“YOU HAD A
HEART OPERATION,” she said through a squint.
“No, that’s
just…” But that had been an excellent cover story, and in my haste to answer I
had just blown it, “…just a minor accident at home.”
This was
not reassuring. Her breath sucked in and she bit her lip.
Jen was
radiantly mischievous.
“DON’T BE
FOOLED BY THIS MAN,” she said. “AT HOME HE THINKS HE’S AN UTTER BADASS
DAREDEVIL.” Her thumb aimed between my shoulderblades and gave a small shove,
making me stumble a little.
“GOOD TO MEET
YOU, FINALLY, JERRY, JENNIFER,” said Grant, in his crackling low timbre. His
gaze lingered on Jen’s bikini-clad form. He gave a curt nod. “NICE
FIGURE. VERY BAYWATCH.”
With a
start, I realized he was talking about me.
I had no words. Nice figure? Overstatement
of the century. More like, nice figurine.
Across the
shore, a volleyball was piffed over a net.
Giving
Natalie a sideways glance, Grant’s immense shadow rippled as he bent right over
me, feigned letting me in on a secret:
“THE GIRLS
DON’T UNDERSTAND. IT TAKES PAIN TO GET WHERE YOU ARE.”
“You got that
right,” I grimaced, maybe agreeing with him for a different reason.
‘The girls’
pretended to ignore this exchange for different reasons: Natalie trying to
ignore my life necessarily entailed pain, Jennifer ignoring that Grant assumed
she wouldn’t understand something because she was a girl.
Grant was
well-proportioned himself, his face squared and angled, hair perfectly parted.
He looked like one of these guys who headed student societies at SPU. Then
again, Natalie seemed like a student committee girl herself. He put his arm
around her shoulders and pecked her cheek at the appropriate times.
We carried
on down the path along the Boardwalk. Walking behind Natalie and Grant, who
were admiring the Boardwalk –which Natalie had not seen in a while, and Grant
had never visited – Jen fiddled with me a little, adjusting and re-adjusting
her grip, as if she was anxious. She was not. One cautious, sensual fingertip
made a passage over my belly, running a nail with delicacy under the waistband
of my little swim shorts, and making a small scooping motion for my shaft. The
prickling of her long nail tips was like tiny insect bites all around my torso,
I wiggled around, which seemed to amuse her even more. The nail slipped out by
accident, but resolutely peeked in again under my swim pants.
With a cool
burst of shame, I realized what she was doing, and began to panic, staring
around at the beach without really seeing any of it. She was checking I didn’t
have an erection since Natalie had shown up. Despite my insistence that we were
merely friends, she must have sensed something between us, the flicker of a
flame that had not yet burned out. She was perceptive like that. Or paranoid. If
I thought our engagement would squash her jealousy, I was wrong.
My heart started
to thud and I wrestled with her hands as the fingertip kept returning, trying
to tweak my manhood to gauge its firmness. Finally, desperately, I gave up and
stopped moving. The determined fingertip pushed around my balls, taking the
shaft beneath the weight of its pad, and satisfied, left me alone again.
We secured
a picnic bench looking out towards the water. A row of stalls and food houses
extended along the opposite side. Grant and I waited at the table while Natalie
and Jen went and got some food and drink to bring over.
Next moment
I was being prodded awake, just in time to hear Natalie’s concerned inquiries
about my heart, dismissed by Jen, who was only slightly more able to hide her
concern, but not much. Under the bright sun, I must have started to nap. At
least, that’s what I told them. Some Kolade perked me up and I was back online.
We talked and ate.
Grant
cleared his throat.
“YOU GUYS
ARE TOGETHER, TOGETHER,” he looked
between us for clarification. “HOW DO YOU—?”
“WHAT GRANT
IS TRYING TO SAY IS,” Natalie interjected, bumping her shoulder into his,
“DATING SUCH A SPECIAL LITTLE MAN LIKE JERRY MUST COME WITH CERTAIN OBSTACLES
TO...ROMANCE.”
"THAT HAS NEVER BEEN JERRY’S STRONG SUIT," Jen shook her head dismissively, "OUR FIRST
DATE, HE TOOK ME TO THIS WESTERN RESTAURANT, A COWBOY THEME, she exclaimed,
"IT WAS BIZARRE, AND SO UNROMANTIC I ALMOST WENT STRAIGHT BACK OUT.” She
looked down at me, pursing her lips in a smile. “AND THEN WE WOULDN’T BE
SITTING HERE. BUT HE SHAPED UP.”
“She’s
lying,” I piped up. “She wasn’t going to leave. She had to ride the mechanical
bull,” I explained, “…for the third time.”
“NOT WHAT I
REMEMBER, BABE,” she saidlightly.
“We
couldn’t leave until she’d mastered it.”
Natalie let
out a polite chime of laughter.
“YOU GUYS
MAKE A CUTE COUPLE.”
As she said
this, her pinky finger lifted and comfortably wrapped around my bicep, giving
it a quick squeeze, as if she’d done it many times before. An easy, friendly
gesture, and if I’d been normal size, she would have squeezed my arm with her
entire hand. Realizing this, my insides blushed, and I couldn’t help but think
by ‘cute’ she was specifically referring to my
half of the couple.
Even after
Natalie’s hand departed again, Jen’s eyes were suspended on the space where it
had just been. Then she sipped her drink serenely.
"ARE
WE ROMANTIC?" The unspoken end of this question: ‘…enough?’
"That’s
a luxury I don’t have a lot of time for anymore.”
"IN MY
CASE IT’S EITHER ROMANCE OR SCREW IT.” She shrugged. “AND SCREW IT WINS. BUT WE
STILL DO DINNER TOGETHER, AND JUST HANG. JERRY IS A BIG FAN OF JUST HANGING –
LIKE, FOR INSTANCE, FROM MY PONYTAIL. OH—" she stared down at me,
"—YOU HAVE SOME FOOD ON YOUR..."
Halfway
through a mouthful of Kolade I slapped a hand around my face with impatience.
"AH,
NO, BABY...RIGHT THERE--"
She dipped
her head, in a flash jabbed the tip of her tongue into my cheek with a sharp
poke. Drink spurted out of my nose in surprised embarrassment, and she
straightened in her seat, laughing and rubbing one finger up and down my back
as I coughed and panted.
Natalie and
Grant glanced at me, startled.
We went
down to the beach, found a bare stretch of sandy carpet to claim as ours. Natalie
and Jen lay down on the sand, Natalie on her back, Jen on her front, and Grant
sitting upright. I was dumped over Jen’s shoulder, to sit just below her scalp.
She bunched her hair over one shoulder to keep it out of my way.
They talked
as I remained quiet, feeling extremely shy. Now that Jen had recognized the
depth of my feeling to Natalie, anything I said could be potentially used
against me later: that Natalie used to bath me in the sink like a baby rabbit,
or playfully ‘toe wrestle’ me on her bed.
Jen was
saying:
“…I RUN OUT
THE DOOR ON GRANOLA AND YOGHURT.”
Natalie
offered:
"JENNIFER,
I KNOW A BREAKFAST SMOOTHIE THAT’S SUPER QUICK. SOMETIMES I DRINK IT WHILE DRIVING
TO WORK."
A bottle of
lotion came after me, rudely spurting its contents at my feet until a glistening
puddle lay squarely between the massive shoulderblades.
“HELP ME
OUT, BABE,” came the casual utterance, in between a conversation with Natalie
and Grant. “THOSE HARD TO REACH SPOTS.”
Getting
down on my belly, I took a deep breath, shutting my airways to the lotion’s overripe
coconut perfume, and began to roll back and forth in the runny spill, coating
my entire body. The surrounding flesh gave a small appreciative shiver. An
insect droned past but the lotion aroma drove it away.
When I
looked up, Natalie was watching me with a small smile that was remorsefully
amused, as if she wished my predicament were not so funny. Catching my eye, she
reached over and stroked her pinky up and down my face to wipe dollops of
lotion and clear my vision.
I launched
forward, doing a mudslide right down to Jen’s tailbone, leaving a trail of
lotion, and coming to a rest at the curve of her posterior. In response, she
hunched her shoulders and drew in a deep breath, my passage over her back
tickled slightly but for now she tolerated it, so I could fulfil my lathering
duty.
Crawling on
hands and knees, I retraced my path back up her spine to the back of her neck,
and once more slid down the smooth slope of her back. Working up and sliding
down slowly smoothed the lotion into her back.
"HONEY,"
Jen continued, getting into the generous spirit, "I COULD TEACH YOU A MOJITO
THAT'D MAKE YOUR HEAD EXPLODE."
“OHHH…”
Natalie drew breath sharply as if to say ‘don’t tempt me.’
Treading and
crawling around the small of Jen’s back, I massaged the lotion around, and her
butt cheeks firmed, sending a faint ripple through the bikini bottom. Spitting
out some lotion, I said:
“She used
to work in a bar.”
“WE’RE BOTH
ON THE STRAIGHT AND NARROW,” Grant muttered, leaning towards Natalie, “WE DON’T
NEED THE EXTRA INDUCEMENT TO DRINK.”
Natalie
turned in her seat to him with a small encouraging smile:
“IT IS SEMESTER BREAK…”
With so
much lotion now coating Jen’s back, my next flight down her spine was fast and
frictionless. In an instant, her glorious ass cheeks grew immediately in direct
view until they blocked out the sky, and it seemed like a pair of mattresses
clapped in on either side of my head, making everything go black. As I rotated
my head, the lotion squelched and smacked, but otherwise I couldn’t move.
Then
something pinched my ankles and gave a gentle tug, but too gentle, it escaped
my slippery body, and came at my ankles again. It tried this three more times
before finally getting enough grip to retract me with a tiny wet pop that
played deafeningly in my delicate ears.
Lying on my
front, the massive globes of ass rose over me. directly below my face was the
top of the tight ravine separating them, just visible over the bikini waist, a
plunging, suffocating drop which my head had just been plucked free of, and not
by Jen’s generosity.
Natalie's
soft finger alighted upon my head to pet me, but accidentally pushing my face
down, and with the lightest ease, my lotion-greased head slid perfectly back
into place between the ass cheeks. The world seemed to shrink into a dark
skintight sheath.
There was a
small gasp, and once again my ankles were anxiously pinched and pulled, until
my head burst free again. I blinked up at her through a white mask of smudged
lotion. Trying not to laugh, she looked away.
My face had
grown very hot with a blush as I wondered what it must have felt like to Jen:
that I had pushed my head into her crack twice, and wiggled around, for no
apparent reason. Her thoughtful silence was almost worse than laughter.
Grant had changed
the topic, still fascinated by my size and asked how I managed getting around
the house.
Jennifer
answered:
“WE HAD
DOOR ELECTRONICS PUT IN. JERRY’S FUND TOOK CARE OF IT.”
“OH,” said
Natalie, perking up, “SO YOU COULD HAVE ALL KINDS OF THINGS—”
“LIKE, LIFTS,
STAIRS, RAMPS,” Jen listed off, “YES—BUT HONESTLY, WE DON’T NEED IT. JERRY
LOVES CLIMBING. VERY GOOD AT THAT, BABE,” she cooed down at me, “AREN’T YOU?”
There was something concealed in her voice.
Natalie’s
mind was working away now:
“BUT YOU
COULD HAVE A WHOLE PREFAB FLAT SET DOWN FROM SCRATCH WITH ALL THE FACILITIES IN
SCALE.” Her face shone with the revelation. “PICTURE THAT, JERRY;” she said to
me, “OPENING THE DOORS, USING THE FURNITURE.”
I’d never
thought of that before. Four walls and a ceiling to fit, a tasteful shutter on
the giant, noisy outside world.
“Cool.”
I said it
without thinking.
Jen had
gone silent. In my peripheral vision, her head bowed over her straightened
hands, one resting flat over the other, the clear polish of her nails glinting
under the sun as her fingers flexed. She was twirling the stick of an icecream,
trying to look like she was thinking though she’d already made up her mind,
possibly a long time ago.
“IF YOU
MEAN 'COOL' AS IN…'COLD'," she
muttered.
"It’s
an option,” I said. “Not saying I actually want
to live in a tiny house." But even to me the way I said ‘want’ sounded
strained and forced.
"HOW
DO I VISIT YOU, HUH?” She shot back. “HOW DO I EVEN TAKE A STEP THROUGH –"
I burst out
laughing, unable to help myself. She reached back, nimbly found my skull
between forefinger and thumb squeezed it enough that I made a small sound. Once
free, I crawled down and rested against her butt, out of her reach.
Her back
flexed impressively, and when she spoke her voice was impassionate.
“I SUPPOSE
IT MAKES TOTAL SENSE ON PAPER, BUT PERSONALLY I THINK IT’S A LITTLE RIDICULOUS
TO EXPECT JERRY TO DOWNSIZE INTO SOME KIND OF GINGERBREAD HOUSE IN THE BACKYARD.”
Natalie
stared at Jen, puzzled.
“IT WOULD
HARDLY BE, LIKE, A DOG KENNEL,” she giggled a little at the mental image. “IT
WOULD BE A RESPECTABLE PLACE OF RESIDENCE FOR A SLIGHT-STATURED ADULT MAN.
REMIND HIM HE’S NOT SO LITTLE, YOU KNOW?”
“JERRY IS LITTLE,” Jen said, swatting an
insect out of her face. “IT’S A FACT OF LIFE.”
“Swimming,”
I said, bounding up Jen’s back, “who’s game?”
Everyone
went quiet. Natalie and Grant stared at me, their brains whirring with vague probabilities.
Jen arched
her back, lifting herself onto her forearms like a graceful Sphinx. My feet
went shooting out from under the lotion-slicked floor of her back, tumbling
head first towards the mount of her rump, face sliding right down the gentle
crease of her spine, the mount of her rump seeming to rise up over my head.
With a small wet squish, my lotion lubricated face slipped snug into the
uppermost portion of asscrack exposed just above the pantyline. Again.
There was a
sharp jostling back and forth and I came free. She had given her butt a tiny,
irritated wiggle to dislodge me. Then I was plucked clean into the air as she
got to her feet.
“RACE YOU
TO THE WATER,” she said to me. It was a joke; I was stuffed in her fist, with
my head peeking out, but trapped stubbornly under the weight of her thumb. She
was gripping me extra tight because I was as slippery as a wet bar of soap. Her
thumb pushed down on my head affectionately, and the weight made my neck groan.
Grant
jumped up. Natalie stood warily, her eyes scoping Jennifer’s hand, identifying
my tiny face peeking out from beneath her thumbnail, like I was a lighter and
my head was the switch.
She worried
the sea was too big and open for me, but Grant found an inlet, like a finger of
turquoise water at a right angle to the sea, bordered by sandy rock walls,
where the water was placid with no swells.
The water
was cool and the sun warm on the top of my head. I had my arms stuck in some
tiny inflatable rings, and floated about, unable to swim very fast, and
constantly poked in the back by one of the three to steer me around. Sometimes
Jen plucked my head up between forefinger and thumb and manouvered me around in
the water like a chess piece. Their splashing cast hails of briny water drops
over my head, in my eyes and mouth, while the motion of giant bodies sent out
waves that spun and bobbed me about madly and unpredictably. In order to have
fun I had to relax and let their swelling currents drag and pass back and forth
like a helpless bath toy. I tried to remain in the shadow of one of the women,
but not so close that I was in danger of being accidentally kicked or paddled.
Jennifer casually
mentioned that I could hold my breath for at least nine minutes. Actually, it
was only eight minutes, she had mistakenly tacked on an extra minute.
At this,
Grant proposed they see who could hold their breath the longest. Jen swiftly
took him on. Natalie was reluctant, looking to me as if for permission. The
gentle appeal in her eyes, as if my opinion had some kind of power over her,
had me lost for words. It occurred to me that if I’d asked her to leave the
water with me, this instant, and take me back to the car – or, potentially
anywhere else – she would have done it without question, possibly over
Jennifer’s objections.
Noting
Natalie’s concern, Grant’s low, dull voice broke the moment:
“JERRY’S
THE JUDGE: WHO’S UP FOR AIR AND WHEN.”
The sun’s
glaring warmth seemed to beat into my skull.
“You don’t
think I can?” I shot.
“JERRY,”
Natalie said pleadingly. “YOUR HEART.”
Jen’s
figure treaded up to me, and bringing her face down very low in the water to
look straight into my face.
“YOU’RE
BASICALLY AQUAMAN,” she murmured, very low. “YOU DON’T NEED TO PROVE ANYTHING
TO HIM.”
Below the surface, my groin was given a teasing stroke by
the back of a nail, as if to remind me of potential I had unknown to Grant. I
relented.
The three of them got into position, counted down, and
submerged.
I started counting. I was bobbing with every wave crest,
suddenly all alone on the sea as the gentle waves scrolled by. Then the quiet
got boring. I kept counting.
The coast appeared as I ascended every wave crest, then rose
away. It was far ahead of me, too far to swim. Treading, I circled away from
it, and focused on the horizontal blue ribbon out ahead, trying to find where
the sky met the ocean, but at my size, the emerging wavefronts kept it hidden.
So I watched the wavefronts to anticipate each oncoming flush of the tide.
The water grew darker. My pulse quickened. As I stared down
into the inky depths below my feet, I wondered if the sea was thick with shoals
of fish. Or bigger creatures that could snap me up in one bite.
The darkness seemed to shift around, surrounding me. It was
too coordinated to be a group of creatures. My stomach churned in knots as I
watched it.
There was a roaring sound as a wave of water stirred and
foamed right in front of me. I sucked in a breath as the wave expanded into me,
sending me tilting into the water and bouncing back up again. A giant pair of
bare feet had parted above the surface in a kick and darted back down, like a
whale’s tail smacking just above the water. The spray flew up and rained down a
second later.
Who was that? I had no explanation: the three of them were
all supposed to be holding their breath, not swimming around.
Then I realized I’d lost count. It didn’t matter.
Right before my face, a massive, round shape thrust up above
the water, sending me into a mad bobbing action. I shielded my body as a pair
of enormous eyes emerged from the sparkling blue depths, followed by the ridge
of a nose, and then a big pair of shining wet lips. The entire head emerged,
lifted up by a long, slender neck. The giant figure only stopped once her
shoulders showed, just hovering above the water level. Her skin shone under the
sun, and a short, gleaming mane of reddish brown hair ran back over her head.
She flicked it back, whipping flecks of water over me.
I treaded helplessly, becoming acutely aware that, the
shadowy bulges of the woman’s colossal chest lay, scarcely contained in the
stringiest bikini possible, like a pair of underwater boulders straining
against ropes, and each dark protruding nipple standing in the cold water. The
underwater shelf was practically below my feet.
Where were the others? They should have been below me. In
fact, they should have surfaced by now. At my size, the ocean looked
never-ending. It was difficult to gauge where I was. I must have drifted away
from them without realizing, to the end of the inlet, or even beyond. My
thoughts began to whizz in my head like a disturbed flock of birds. How far had
I drifted?
The woman made a noise of surprise and glided backwards. The
swell of her receding motion tugged me towards her as if by an invisible bind.
Now I could see her face again; her expression went from
surprise to inquisitiveness, blinking at me as if trying to figure out if I was
real. Her mouth opened – anticipating an expression of remorse for startling
me, I raised my hand, preparing to wave off her apology – just as the air
charged with her blaring voice:
“OH MY GOD! JERRY! JERRY MOUSSEAU!”
My hand froze in the air. I twisted around, trying to make
distance with an inelegant, panic-driven freestyle, my body whipping and
jerking more than paddling, fighting the tilting green surface at every
instance, which suddenly seemed thick and unyielding like slippery sand.
“WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU’RE
GOING?!” the woman’s voice rang out behind me. “YOU HAVEN’T GIVEN ME AN
AUTOGRAPH YET! THERE’S A PEN IN MY CAR – LET ME TAKE YOU!”
My heart raced as the water splashed and rippled behind me.
I urged my body into overdrive but the inflatable rings – designed to keep me
safe – were now hampering my escape.
There was no time to react. I just caught sight of the
glimmering wet fingers as they closed around me and ripped me out of the water.
My heart was no longer just hammering away, it was in freefall.
“SO I KISS YOU AND
IT’S GOOD LUCK,” the suggestive trill of her voice hammered into my ears, “OR
SO THEY SAY.”
Blinking and staring, I was struck dumb. I’d never heard
anything like that before. But people could be saying anything about me online.
I tried not to Google myself.
Before I could ponder it, I was flying up into her rapidly
magnifying face, while her shining wet lips dived down and smacked around my
face like two pool inflatables. Just as quickly the vacuuming pressure
departed, her head drew back and bowed over me, giving my body an up and down
inspection.
“SO,” she began, “IS THE OTHER
RUMOR TRUE?”
Her eyes honed in on my groin, and a finger uncurled from my
body and pushed downwards against my swim shorts.
Then stopped as a voice barked out:
“JERRY!”
It was Jen’s voice. If you didn’t know her very well you’d
think she sounded angry. But I knew the urgent growl in her voice actually
meant she was afraid.
The woman’s head swiveled around, and then rested upon me,
smiling smugly.
“LOOKS LIKE I GOT YOU FIRST! NOW…” her eyes were drawn along
to the mouth of the inlet, where it met the rocking wave wrests of the ocean.
She looked like she was making mental measurements, and then made up her mind.
My stomach crumpled up in utter, dismal dread. Clutched in her hand, I was helpless as a landbound fish.
Jen’s voice resounded, even more urgently:
“JERRY—!”
I let out a shriek:
“Jennifer—!”
“…CATCH US IF YOU CAN!” the woman gloated.
With a cymbal-like crash, the world collapsed forward in a
powerful dive. My head was thrust underwater.
Chapter 37: A Day on the Bay Part 2: Splashdown by Zerda
I’d only been out of the water seconds, but the chill shocked
me all over again. A thick blue fog of water pressed in at me from all sides,
droning in my ears. The woman’s giant feet kicking chugged heavily from
somewhere behind, like huge rudders.
My whole body was dragged down faster than if I had an iron
ball manacled to me. One of my inflatables slipped off my arm and was lost from
sight. One overlong arm paddled in great sweeps while the other clutched me
close to the torso. I caught flashes of the eye-popping breasts, so
oppressively large they blocked most of my view. Below that, the enormous toned
belly and dark navel. Below that, the long bare legs blurred and darkened into
receded depths. It came through my panic that I might not be dealing with a
totally sane fan.
As I flailed and floundered my arms, the other of my
inflatables slipped off my arm. A burst of speed accompanying a powerful set of
kicks caused my swim shorts to wrench off and disappear into the watery gloom.
Then there was a sense of rotation – the woman tipped her
head up to take a breath, and raised her arm so my face penetrated the surface
alongside. I gulped down air, though I could hold my breath for much longer.
The woman’s hand shifted to grasp me better, but slipped as
she descended again. With quick reflexes her fingers caught at whatever they
could get. It felt like something big and firm snapped around my ankles and
then the world went dim and cloudy blue as I was dragged below, alongside her
body like a mere child’s bath toy.
Another kicking surge, another sweep of the paddling arm,
and I was streaming along underwater backwards by my ankles, and wickedly fast
like I was being dragged by a boat – so fast my body felt like it was
stretching painfully and I could barely tell up from down. The woman was an
accomplished swimmer.
The woman began using both arms to stroke, inadvertently
whipping me back and forth underwater. My body ached as it was wrenched this
way and that, and the sea depths became a quivering blurred shadow world, until
I shut my eyes in solace from the building nausea.
A dark shape passed by, very close. A soft wall brushed
right past me, and on instinct, I pushed my hands out, scrabbling against it.
Then the wall slammed into me, and the fingers clutching my ankles spread,
releasing me so that I found myself unmoored in the depths, with no sense of
direction. Without my inflatables tugging me to surface, my body was suspended
in green limbo.
I kicked towards the light, before my head finally burst out
of the water, sucking in air gratefully.
Only a moment later, huge shadows grew over my body before,
seemingly out of nowhere, a huge object descended on me.
There was a shattering pain in my skull. It felt like two
boxing gloves had punched in on either side of my head at the same time, and
held there fast. The objects were so big their edges crowded around the
perimeter of my vision, blotting out my peripheral sight. Pink grooves
indicated it was a pair of giant fingertips.
Dazed from the blow, my jaw worked furiously as I felt
myself rising up out of the water where the chilled air blew across my naked,
wet body, for a moment too stunned to take a breath.
Then the arm holding me shuddered as if struck. I was
shooting back down into the water, with the pressure still resolutely fixed
around my head. My captor was attempting to dive back under the waves, taking
me with her, my head neatly pincered between forefinger and thumb.
I was hardly able to suck in a breath of air before the
water crashed over my head, bubbling against my face in angry spurts.
I was jerked sideways and then shooting like a rocket in
some unknown direction, pushing through the currents, the water tugging heavily
at all sides, stretching my body. I was limp, couldn’t fight or move against
the tremendous force of momentum. It was like my head had been slammed in a
giant mousetrap which was now being dragged along. The pain circling my skull
in pulsing waves as the fingerpads pressed my head even harder, if possible,
adamant I remain in possession. I clung to my mouthful of air but its value was
continuously trickling away.
The arm whipped up, attached to it by my head, I briefly
rose out of the water before falling back down under the waves.
For another half-minute or so, I was caught in a constant,
unpredictable rollercoaster of movement as to leave me in a state of numbed
shock.
The great arm jerked again, I felt a whip of cool air on my
face, before sinking underwater again within a matter of seconds. Then I slowed
and felt myself turning. What felt like a thick blanket wrapped around my body
and cinched tight, squeezing my precious air out of my lungs, out between my
lips into a stream of bubbles that flew up past my head.
Through a sickly veil of nausea, I realized the anaconda
around my torso was actually a couple of fingertips and a thumb. One of these
pressed on my groin, and as I was pulled and shifted about through the water,
made a sliding rubbing motion up and down over my shaft. As the fingertips
slipped and flexed, my shaft was pulled towards my belly, and then nearly squashed
by an unbearable grinding pressure. I tried to focus on something – anything
else – but it was inescapable; my shaft began to throb sensitively, asking for
relief.
Then I was flying up in the air, upside down. But as my head
was still being pinched, this was unspeakably painful, pulling me in different
directions, until the fingertips around my torso slipped away. My body flipped
around freely in the air, putting strain on my immobile neck. I took a breath
before I was pulled underwater again, and the previous fingertips found me
again as if by sonar, compressing my body once more in their insistent lust for
my possession.
It seemed two titanic figures were struggling in the water,
at the same time trying to claim me. While one retained a solid grip on my
head, I endured the simultaneous feeling of broad flat fingerpads dancing over
my most vulnerable areas. It was like being jostled in a crowd of people. The
thumb continuously massaged my back, sometimes poking my butt, while the
pointer and middle finger shifted around my front, poking my chest and belly,
and brushing back and forth over my crotch.
One of the fingers slipped, running down my stomach, before
attempting to flick back up to its former position, inadvertently scratching a
nail over my front. My long-healed abdominal scar gave a sharp, painful pulling
sensation as if trying to draw inwards for protection. From groin to chest my
entire front was alive, coursing and throbbing with attuned sensitivity.
The offending fingers curled, tucking my into the cushioned
creases of the inner finger joints, squeezing to the point of making me cry out
underwater, losing most of my held breath in a stream of bubbles. Now I could
feel my ribs creaking inwards.
Ah God…! I
thought, willing my thoughts out into the yonder above the water, you’re going to crush me!
Then, all thoughts fled as the fingers against my torso
began to tug me away. For one horrible instant I was moving through the water,
but the manacle was still around my head, my neck pulled at the weight of the
arm capturing me. Then the arm tried to take me back. There was a brief instant
as my muscles strained and screamed, finding myself in the vulnerable, hopeless
position of being pulled at both ends.
My body felt like it was being teased out and caving in at
the same time, my organs getting pressed into paste under the pressure, lungs
and stomach flattening…another second of this and my head would surely be
ripped off…
The water shuddered, as if there was some massive blow and
the dueling grips on my body both released at the same time. Without thinking,
I used my remaining energy to swim to where the light danced, and with my
breath running out, my paddling turned into desperate clawing before I finally came
up to the bright sky for air.
I waded, my limbs spread out, limp, chest heaving and
aching. My ears rang and the sea sounds wavered in and out as if I was still
underwater. Dazed, I scanned the landscape of blue green crests running to
shore. I was still some way off the coast, but too tired to do anything. My
head fell back, neck muscles scrunched and hurt. The sky wheeled around my head
dizzily.
With my face up at the sky, I didn’t see the giant leg come
surging up at me from beneath until it was too late. It smacked into me at full
force, the sea dropped away as I went flying. My stomach collapsed as the world
spun past my eyebrows. The cold air seemed to somersault around my bare body
while I tumbled up, body turning in rapid circles, with no energy or ability to
direct myself.
The spinning slowed at the height of ascent, before my face
turned down towards the water. The forms of the two women awaited directly
below, shifting and butting each other in the water in an anxious bid to
position themselves beneath me. They were gripping each other and
simultaneously trying to shove the other out of the way. Jen seemed to have the
upper hand, with an arm around the woman’s neck and one of the woman’s arms
pulled behind her back, but her head was turned up, her eyes watching my rapid
descent with the hypnotic focus of a determined athlete, but weirdly disconnected,
like I was an object – a spinning ball – and she was a player in some vicious,
winner-take-all sport match. For an instant the tip of her tongue poured out of
her mouth and ran around her lips, licking them with anticipation. I somehow
knew what she was thinking before it happened.
She was going to try and catch me in her mouth, and keep me
locked behind the jail bars of her teeth, where the crazy fan couldn’t get me.
The women grew in size as I dropped through the air, like I
was zooming down a tunnel and their faces were at the end. Jen launched herself
off the woman’s body, springing straight up out of the water like a dolphin, her
mouth opening in preparation as I fretted over the safest way to impact her
tongue – flat? Curled into a ball? – and hoping to God I didn’t smash my head
on her teeth.
At the height of her ascent, right at the last second, the
other woman jammed her elbow against Jen, knocking her sideways. I impacted the
water somewhere between them, the water crashed over my head and pulled me into
it, deep. I began to swim without direction. The giant forms of the women’s
bodies swept around me like giant thrashing mermaids before I lost them, and
they lost me. Then found myself floating, drifting vaguely underwater, and
completed a slow circle around, trying to locate the surface.
I came face to face with Jen, who must have dived in search
of me. Her dual-tone hair streamed behind her and her lips were pursed in
concentration. Her green eyes identified me and widened. Without hesitation she
pulsed through the water at me, long legs pounding behind her.
Relief began to seep throughout my body as I paddled towards
her giant, oncoming face. I was so weak now I felt utterly dependent on her
rescue. I would happily forgive all the rough groping of earlier as long as she
got me safely away from the crazy fan.
Her speed slowed gracefully until she was hovering directly
in front of me. A giant hand swept forward and poked my forehead to tip my head
back, turning me vertical, before lunging forward to press a kiss against my
face, and gripping my head in her lips’ suction, playfully dragging me in her
direction.
Releasing me again, she shot a stream of bubbles into my
face before withdrawing and mouthing ‘I love you’. In case she had trouble
lip-reading my tiny lips, I made a love heart shape with my hands. Then she
extended a finger towards her lips. For one absurd moment I thought she was going
to follow through with the hooking gesture from the fishbowl nightmare I’d had.
Instead, she pointed insistently at her mouth, which pulsed suggestively with a
slurping motion – a silent appeal for me to enter for concealment from the fan.
All the same, my stomach crinkled up with dread, like I’d just had a
premonition.
My response stalled. With impatience, she was already
gliding forwards, her lips parting, preparing to work them around my head and
take me in—
Over her shoulder, something moved. The length of the other
woman’s form darted out of the deep blue, barreling straight into Jen from
behind, a last resort attempt to get the upper hand. She struck with a muted
thud, like distant thunder. Both women jolted forward. Everything was a blur. I
had no time to get out of the way.
The world shattered into disarray. I was racing along with a
current of water, passing through a long dark tunnel, all sense of direction
exploded. Something – a mushy wall – came speeding out of the dark and went
splat into me, jerking me to a stop. To my disgust, the wall appeared to be
somehow porous, containing folds like purse slits, because the force of my
movement pushed my head a little inside
the wall. It was like my head was pushed inside the hole of a damp sponge. For
what seemed like a long time I couldn’t breathe, and frantically tried pushing
against the wall that encased my head, but my hands kept slipping over the
rubbery, frictionless surface.
With one final grunt of effort, I wrenched and my head came
free with a wet pop. I stumbled back, blinking in a pitch black space, my feet
squelching through puddled, spongy floor.
My first thought: I’m
not dead. That brought a rush of such relief that I thought I might cry.
The relief quickly ebbed, leaving behind a building sense of danger. Not
immediate danger, like the situation I had just escaped from, but something
uncertainly menacing, like kayaking over a river that might be filled with
piranhas.
The wet spongy ceiling was low. Crawling on my hands and
knees, I patted the ground for direction. It was mushy like the wall I’d
impacted, with rubbery crevices I could fit my arm into. Water pooled around my
ankles and it was difficult to move without accidentally plunging a hand or
foot into the rubbery, porous folds, so I stayed in one place.
A steady beating sound came from above, throbbing through
the walls. The cadence was unmistakable: it was a giant heartbeat. The blood
started running out of my face. I must have been swallowed and was now sitting
inside the soft surrounding anatomy of Jennifer’s stomach.
A wet guttural sound filled the air, like a dog barking, and
my skull hammered with every blast. With a jolt I realized it was the sound of
Jen coughing, the sound amplified and bassy due to the size difference and the
fact I was hearing it resounding down her esophagus and echoing inside the pit
of her gut.
“JERRY…”
Her voice throbbed around the stomach lining like a cave
echo. I slapped my hands against my ears as her voice drummed through my head.
“I’m here!” I shouted as loud as I could, cringing at how my
tiny voice echoed.
“HANG ON, BABY!”
As the deafening sound surged down the throat towards me, I
covered my ears and sunk my head down into the porous folds of the stomach
lining in an attempt to further mute the painful sound.
Some kind of liquid came spilling down, splattering onto my
head, disgustingly bitter. I gagged as it ran down my face, then waded over to
a section of the stomach wall, a mass of furrowed flesh, and in desperation,
began punching and kicking the spongy folds. The problem was, the flesh was so
soft and moist the blows didn’t strike, but sunk in deep. If the stomach wall
had been taut, like an ear drum, the beating might have made an impact, but as
the flesh absorbed the impact, it probably did little good.
Another load of bitter liquid spattered over my head.
The calm was interrupted by a groaning sound, and then the
stomach walls began to convulse, stirring up squishing, splashing sounds,
quickly transforming the space into a bubbling cauldron.
I jumped up with terror as the warm air began transforming
into a sauna. The walls of the stomach were clenching and jiggling, causing
puddles of fluid to froth like a bubble bath, and the bubbly froth was slowly
climbing the walls, creeping up over my face until I was lost in it. It got in
my eyes and was accidentally sucked up my nose. Coughing and wading, I fanned
my hands, anxiously trying to clear the screen of fizz – bitterly scented with
whatever liquid had spilled down.
The stomach’s jiggling turned into powerful flexing motions,
sweeping the fluid around in a whirling vortex. Not only did this whip up more
froth, but sucked me into a powerful eddy of bitter stomach juices which were
starting to make my skin tingle and burn. The building maelstrom spun me and
tipped me around under the froth. My head jabbed into another porous fold,
became wedged there, and as I kicked and flailed, squelched free again.
Completely disoriented, I accidentally breathed in more burning, acrid froth,
making me feel like my body was being gnawed at from inside out. Flicked around
and turned upside down, blood raced into my head. The blackness was
all-encompassing, entering my head, I was about to black out…
More bitter liquid spouted down onto my face and then the
stomach compacted inward violently, the interior pressure became too much, and
I was shooting upwards like toothpaste being squeezed out of the tube, gargling
and squirming—
I burst into the world as naked and dazed as a newborn baby,
riding a spray of bitter liquid and thumping onto a towel.
I wiped my eyes and found dark liquid running off my body,
before the towel humped on either side and enfolded me, rubbing me up and down
vigorously, rolling me over, scrubbing me, and rolling me again. Powerless to
resist it, I relaxed, letting the powerful motions flip and massage me about.
Finally the heaps of towel lifted, and I was staring up at
Jen, who was leaning over me. She was sweating and blanched – positively ill
looking – and panting. Later I learned she had drained ipecac she kept in her
bag and stuck her finger down her throat to induce herself to vomit. The ipepac
made her look feverish, but five minutes later she was back to normal.
The edges of the towel lifted, rose into the air and landed
on Jen’s lap. I was again set upon between two towel-covered walls, rolled and
rubbed back and forth, and too exhausted to resist, let myself be flipped
around and around between her towel-covered palms as they feverishly worked me like
a twig and she was trying to rub a fire into ignition until my skin was
practically red raw.
Finally, I gasped for a breath, pushing against her palms, and
she stopped, dropping me back into her lap. One hand slid out of the towel and
cupped around me protectively, her fingers running over my chest for my
heartbeat – even as she didn’t realize she was doing it – pushing under my
armpit and probing around my neck for the reassuring throb of an artery. Her
thumb must have found it, it remained buried under my jaw, stroking my neck.
“DID YOU…” Natalie’s voice floated over, sounding shaky, as
her footsteps thumped down in the sand nearby, “DID YOU JUST…” She seemed to be
silently begging Jennifer to interrupt her with a flat denial. But when the
other just pinned her with a defiant ‘yup’ look, she clapped a hand over her
mouth and took a step back, the whites of her eyes too visible.
“OH MY GOD!”
“WHOA,” came Grant’s voice, an understated deadpan. “OKAY THEN.”
The sunset was like melted gold on the water, and the surrounding
beach was going dark. People were leaving the water. No one else seemed to have
realized what had just happened. I blinked across the shoreline, looking for
the woman, but she was nowhere in sight. She must have swum away when Jen got
out of the water.
*
“The whole time I’ve been at Tiferno,” I said. “I’ve never
come across crazy like that.”
My reverse
passage up Jen’s digestive tract had put a prompt end to the easy mood of the afternoon.
After a quick goodbye, Natalie and Grant had returned to their car, the
former’s cheeks blanched as if she’d swallowed a bottle of ipecac herself and
was thinking of mimicking the act.
Now we
drove under the night sky. No booster seat; Jen’s thighs were acting as my
harness. I stared into the darkness beneath the steering wheel, while she
navigated the streets leading back home.
“Now I see
why you stay here. You like crazy,” I finally said, under my breath. She still
heard me.
“NO
KIDDING. I LIKE YOU.”
I scoffed. Touché.
“You don’t
want to move. But I’ve always wanted to leave the Bay. Now you see why?” I was referring to my
pre-shrink plans, which I’d contemplated up to the GPR party.
“AM I NOT
ALLOWED TO CHANGE MY MIND?” she said smoothly.
“The
problem is, your mind changes like a traffic light. A lot.”
“I’M ALSO
RUNNING A LOT MORE TRAFFIC THROUGH MY MIND THAN YOU ARE, PIPSQUEAK.”
I went
quiet. Satisfied, she let the silence settle in.
The scent
of her sex – just behind me – was starting to thicken over my face, clinging
almost like a wet blanket. The earlier insertion had triggered her womanly
glands to start drooling in hunger for me. She had a particular scent; spicy,
foreign, dominating. It speared up my nostrils and into my brain with
unavoidable suggestion. Whether or not she could help it, my unexpected tour of
her stomach must have enlivened her kink. Maybe she was savoring the phantom
sensations of my punching and kicking around in there, and head poking into the
membranous folds, like some weird stomach massage from within – savoring the
memory even as we spoke.
“Hey,” I
piped up.
The plush
muscles gave me a squeeze of acknowledgement.
“TALK TO
ME, CUTIE.”
“Think I
might invite Natalie to the wedding. Actually…I already have.”
“OOH…OKAY,”
she said simply.
“Not a problem?”
“I DON’T
KNOW. IS THERE?”
“No. I mean…Just
thought you’d want to know.”
Her thighs
gave me another reassuring squeeze, which made my tired out muscles twinge.
“YOU DON’T
NEED MY PERMISSION FOR THAT. I MEAN, WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME I ASKED YOU FOR
PERMISSION FOR ANYTHING?”
She had a
point there.
My eyelids
grew heavier and began to drop. The car jerked and swerved, a car horn blared
very closeby. My eyelids cracked open again.
She made a
small, tutting gasp. Her thighs clapped into my ribs like a mousetrap, and then
grinded against my body with vicious friction as her foot tapped the break a
few times. Air whistled out of my lungs as they deflated like balloons.
“YOU SAW
THAT, RIGHT?!” Then she remembered. “OH.” Her thighs mercifully loosened again.
“DOESN’T MATTER; I’LL GIVE YOU THE SHORT VERSION: THAT GUY WAS AN ASSHOLE.”
I let out a
long, steady breath. Any more of that and I was going to end up pasted around
her inner thighs like paint.
As the car
engine filled my head, my eyelids began to fall again.
“SORRY,”
she said, calming. “IF YOU WANT TO THROW UP BECAUSE OF HIM, I WON’T BLAME YOU.
JUST GIVE ME THE WARNING FIRST, AND I’LL HOLD YOU OUT THE WINDOW.”
It was not
my stomach, but my mind that was stirring with unrest.
“What was
it like?” I said suddenly.
“WHAT?”
“Me being
in your stomach.”
“WHY DO YOU
WANT TO KNOW?”
She was
smiling.
“Why wouldn’t I want to know? How many
people get that experience?”
She
laughed.
“’GET THAT
EXPERIENCE’? LISTEN TO YOU. MY STOMACH LINING HAS NEVER BEEN GRACED BY SUCH
CELEBRITY.”
I rolled my
head against her leg.
“You know
what I mean. Just answer the question.”
She
answered in a low, pensive voice:
“NOT WHAT I
THOUGHT.”
“What do
you mean?”
“I COULDN’T
TELL YOUR HEAD FROM YOUR COCK. SO THERE’S THAT.”
“You liked
it, or not?”
“WHEN YOU’RE
IN MY MOUTH,” she began, “I CAN SUCK YOU, CURL YOU UP, FLIP YOU AROUND, MAKE
YOU DO TRICKS. WHATEVER I WANT, BASICALLY. YOU’RE JUST A SOFT SQUISHY LITTLE TOY
IN THERE, AND YOU DO WHAT MY TONGUE TELLS YOU. IT’S FUN AS FUCK, THAT’S WHAT
I’M SAYING.”
“And me
being in your stomach is not.”
“DOES IT
MATTER? YOU’D NEVER GO BACK, ANYWAY.”
“Just
asking.”
She was quiet
for a long time. And then, suddenly she was talking again, as if she’d never
stopped:
“YOU WERE
TOO FAR AWAY. KINDA SCARY EVEN. BUT IN MY MOUTH…IT’S SO INTIMATE.” Her voice
acquired a kind of moan as if she was talking about a favorite dessert. “MORE
THAN A HUG. MORE THAN SEX. GOD, I FEEL YOU ALL OVER MY TONGUE. AND YOU’RE
INSIDE MY HEAD, AND I HEAR YOU LIKE YOU’RE INSIDE MY BRAIN. ANY CLOSER AND YOU WOULD BE
ME.” She added, now exhilarated: “SO HOW MANY PEOPLE GET THAT EXPERIENCE?”
“You got me
there.”
“YUP. I GOT YOU ALRIGHT.”
A hand
descended and gave my skull a soft squeeze, waking me up a little, and staying
there to comb through my hair and tweak my ears.
“EVER
WISHED YOU WERE ME?” she casually inquired.
I gave a
small spurt of laughter.
“Can’t say
I have.”
“LIKE, ROLE
REVERSAL.”
“No, no,
and no.”
“GOOD
ANSWER. WE’RE ON THE SAME TEAM, JERRY.”
“We’re
getting married,” I said obviously.
“THAT IS
ABSOLUTELY CORRECT. ANOTHER GOOD ANSWER.”
“Is this
Team Mousseau, or Team Tomlin?”
“NO, NO,
THIS IS TEAM JERRY FITS IN JENNIFER’S HAND.”
“Wait,” I
interrupted. “I didn’t say anything about us not being the same size.”
Her hand
lifted from my head, returning to grip the steering wheel.
Without any
warning, she pulled the car over in a shaded strip, and with the engine shut
off, put me down on the passenger seat.
She took
out some liquid hand soap from her bag and used a tissue to wipe me down.
“What are
you doing?” I said.
“I FORGOT
TO CLEAN YOU EARLIER.”
“Can’t it
wait until home?”
“I BELIEVE
THIS IS TOTALLY DESERVED SINCE I SAVED YOUR LIFE.”
She was still
only wearing the bikini, and was now anxiously undoing the strings at her waist.
My body was
grasped up and swooped down again. She stretched and shifted over the seat,
with wide open legs, plunging me into the puffy glistening lips for a drawn out
French kiss, with my body as the tongue, slipping into her purse. The passage
was already so wet it was like being eagerly slurped in, and I was in pitch
blackness in an instant, my body completely out of sight again. She restarted
the car and resumed the drive, meanwhile, my lungs pulled at the air, my
muscles beginning to wring and stretch.
The passage
was a threshold marking the transition my body made from independent person to
throbbing organ working synchronously with the great machinery of her sexual
anatomy, every muscle in my body worked throughout the drawn out rise and fall.
Like a factory it was noisy, steamy, every surface was oozing oily lubricant. the
pelvic floor pistoning in and out against me like collapsing walls, causing the
ribbed fleshy sleeve of her tunnel to pull tight around until I was stiff as
wood.
My face got
caught in one of the shallow pockets of ribbed fleshy folds, like the segment
of a scrunchy tube, and the contracting muscle walls became a rock-hard,
migraine inducing helmet. Glandular run off sweated along the walls, had began
to pool in the fold and squelched around my ears, trapping my head in what felt
like a rubbery moisture filled bag. She was running like a leaking faucet, every
rapid contraction splashed and dunked my head around the sweating puddle. As I
coughed and gasped for air, more of it surged down my throat.
Her back
arched, and butt drove hard into the seat as she came.
“SOOO NICE,” she moaned.
All my
sensory organs were drowned in her sexual organ, so I had no idea whether she
was still driving, or had pulled over the side of the road, or was home, parked
in the garage, or even, was back inside the house. It didn’t make much
difference; I spent much of the rest of the night wholly embedded in the
bewitching, pitch black, anti-gravity chamber that was her pelvic crypt. The
post-climactic twitches made my muscles ripple and pull at random. Then she
felt me touching her, somewhere deep and out of sight between her hipbones, and
decided to go again.
Chapter 38: Skyros Part 1: VIP Lounge by Zerda
Author's Notes:
I said in a comment response there were a bunch of errors in this chapter re: Zo's appearance. Actually, that was based on a 'draft' version I forgot I'd corrected. The corrections were made when I posted it. So please ignore confusing response. Originally Zo's hair was red (dyed red) and her shoes were magenta, but they aren't anymore.
I was back in St
Palma, my scenes for Gamelandia had
wrapped. Now it was late evening.
It was time to party.
Rising up against the
sky, was a multi-storey building with a stony dated façade and windows that glowed
red. From the outside it looked like the outside of a macabre-themed museum, or
some haunted theme park ride. Above was a suspended walkway heading on through
glass doors straight into the second storey of the club.
I’d never been a big
clubber, but I’d developed a taste for it since being shrunken; as I’d
discovered during nights out with Jen, a nightclub was one of the few places I
could glide around masses of people unnoticed and undisturbed, feeling like
just another venue patron in the crowd.
“NOW, YOU FELLAS ARE
WITH ME, ALRIGHT?” said Farris, to Raf and I. “IN THIS PLACE THE ASS IS WORLDCLASS. STICK WITH ME AND I’LL SHOW YOU HOW TO GET
YOURSELF A LITTLE PIECE OF ACTION.”
There were no bollards
or stanchions or rails or other perimeter security guarding the front door. Ahead,
our path was blocked by a bouncer wearing black up and down: suit, shirt and
tie, and impeccably shiny black dress shoes.
“IF YOU BOYS COME HERE
ON YOUR OWN TIME,” Farris was saying, “DON’T PULL ANYTHING WITH THESE GUYS.
THEY’RE NOT ALLOWED TO HIT YOU, BUT THEY WILL.”
Farris and the doorman
nodded to each other.
“LOOKING SHARP, WAYNE.”
“RIGHT ON THROUGH, MR
FRANKLIN.”
Past a set of
double-wide walnut doors, the interior club was huge – larger than any I’d ever
seen. Three separate bar areas and the dancefloor was not one single central
square – as I was familiar with – but a collection of rectangles around the
interior, connected by aisles walkways. If you didn’t like the faces or vibes
in one of these dance areas you just followed the closest walkway to the next
group of bodies. It was a wonderland of pulsing lasers, and intricate elegantly
styled shifting neon lightwork displays, shifting along the color spectrum,
neon panels sometimes spelling out words or displaying symbols.
Bronze, oil-skinned,
scantily clad women danced on podiums spaced around and high above the dance
floor positioned in the center of the whole space, which was centrally linked
by aisles to all the other dance floors. I didn’t even realize podium-topping
disco girls existed outside movies, let alone expect to find myself visiting a
club with them installed.
There were tables and
chairs around the perimeter of the central floor, and a big glass pane to one
side which separated the mix board and turntables of the live DJ setup. Up
railed stairs to the second floor there was a mezzanine that ran around the
ceiling – linked by floating walkways – overlooking all the action, and up here
were the VIP lounges.
We stopped at a roped
off set of tufted black leather banquette seating by the balcony railing
viewing the dancefloor below.
Farris
greeted the two guys sitting over here: a dark-skinned guy wearing a suit and a
baseball cap, and a dark-clothed, bearded guy in a shirt with the sleeves
rolled up, exposing hairy forearms, and a neck tattoo rising above his collar.
“JAIRAJ MANN,”
Farris introduced the first guy, and then the second: “AND CLYDE GALBRAITH.”
“THIS IS
JERRY,” Farris said to them, “HE’S MY NEXT SENSATION.”
The two men dropped their eyes upon me, or my tiny head, poking out from Raf's huge hand. He lifted me up and out towards them as if to say 'here he is, the one and only; look!' I was starting to get the sense this was going to be a very different experience from the easy anonymity I enjoyed clubbing with Jen.
“IF HE
ELICITS A ‘SENSATION’,” Clyde said dryly, “IT’S A TICKLE.”
“JERRY,” Jairaj
repeated, with a grin. “DON’T LISTEN TO HIM. ALL HE MEANS IS, YOU’RE JUST A LITTLE
SLIM JIM OF A FELLA. HOW ABOUT WE MAKE IT COOL, YOU KNOW, ‘TJ’?”
“What does
that mean?”
“TINY
JERRY.”
I shrugged.
It wasn’t a dishonest nickname.
“I guess
so.”
“TJ IT IS.”
“MY KIDS LIKED
ONE OF YOUR MOVIES,” Clyde remarked. “BUT THEY THINK YOU’RE A MUPPET. THEY SAY
‘DAD, WHO’S CONTROLLING HIM?’”
“NO
PUPPETEER,” Farris grinned at me. "ISN'T THAT RIGHT?"
I rubbed my hands together.
"Not tonight."
"SO,
WHAT'S YOUR STORY, TJ?" said Jairaj.
I guessed
he was referring to my height, but that was a sensitive, somewhat embarrassing
subject for me to dive into with strangers, so I played dumb.
“What do
you mean?”
"EVERYONE
HERE HAS GOT A STORY,” he explained. “RUNNING AWAY FROM SOMETHING, MOSTLY. BAD
JOB, BAD FRIEND, BAD GIRL—”
“DYSFUNCTIONAL
FAMILY,” Clyde added.
“THAT’S NOT
BAD. JUST SAD,” Jairaj said, then his eyes turned back down to me for a
response.
“Nothing,”
I said. “I mean, none of those. I’m not running away from anything.”
The men all eyed me, a little too keenly, as if trying to work out what I was even doing here.
“WHERE’S
YOUR GIRL?" Jairaj finally said: "YOU GOT ONE?”
“Yeah.
She’s back home.”
“IS SHE THE
FULL FIGURE OR LIKE YOU…?”
“Definitely
the full figure.”
In fact –
though he was seated – I suspected she would be taller than Jairaj, if not the even
taller Clyde.
At my
answer, Jairaj’s eyes widened and he looked around at the other three.
“AM I
HEARING THIS RIGHT?”
“IT’S TRUE,”
Farris proclaimed. “—THE WOMAN IN THE CAFÉ, JERRY?”
“Right.”
Eyes now narrowing
in boredom, Clyde pointed a stubby, nail-bitten finger down at me:
“HOW YOU
END UP TITCH ENOUGH TO SMUGGLE IN A POCKET?"
“A time
machine.”
They all
chuckled quietly like this was a sarcastic retort. Clyde let out a single
amused bark.
“WELL, HE’S
GOT PLUCK.”
"YOU EVER
SNUCK INTO THINGS?" said Jairaj, raising an eyebrow. "YOU COULD END
UP IN ALL SORTS OF BIG SHIT, BACKSTAGE LIVE SHOWS, CELEBRITY BEDROOMS…"
"YOU'D
MAKE A HELL OF A SCANDAL SNAPPER,” added Clyde. He seemed distracted; he had
now stood up and was leaning against the balcony railing, intermittently
looking down below into the dancing crowds.
“’THE
POCKET PAPPER’,” Farris grinned, not sounding at all serious.
“PAPARAZZO,”
enquired Raf. “I HEARD THAT’S ITALIAN FOR ‘ANNOYING FLY’.”
I chuckled
in spite of myself:
“My
girlfriend called me that once – don’t ask for the context.”
Farris
laughed; his super white teeth flashing in the darkness.
“MY WIFE’S CALLED
ME WORSE.”
“OR P.I.,"
said Clyde, back down to me. "I GOT YOU YOUR FIRST ASSIGNMENT; I SLIP YOU
IN THIS LADY’S HANDBAG AND YOU GO HOME WITH HER FOR THE NIGHT; SEE IF SHE'S
KEEPING STRANGE COMPANY."
Jairaj
groaned.
“THE LITTLE
ASIAN MAMA AGAIN? MAN, GET OVER HER.”
He leaned
over in his seat, reaching for the ice bucket on the nearby chrome glass
serving cart.
“TJ, TRY
THIS,” he said, unscrewing the lid of a bottle of Cognac. “TELL ME IF YOU
DETECT THE CURRY. ‘CAUSE I DETECT CURRY, AND MY FRIENDS ALL SAY I’M CRAZY. BUT
DAMN, IT’S THERE.”
He began
pouring glasses, mine in a shot glass.
“AND ONE FOR
THE WINGMAN—”
“RAFAEL,”
said Raf.
“RIGHT.”
He slid the
glasses over the table to Raf and I. Then watched me take a sip, and then when
I lifted my head from the glass rim, he raised his eyebrows:
"CURRY?"
"It's
there."
Jairaj
shook a finger at me and turned his head around at the others.
"HE
KNOWS. HE'S GOT A TINY TONGUE; A SENSITIVE PALATE."
“Have you
got any Kolade?” I ventured.
“BOMB SHOT,”
Jairaj offered, pulling out a chilled black can and checking the label —AND TEQUILA?”
“Just a
shot, but no tequila.”
"KOLADE
NO TEQUILA?” he drawled back. “NEVER HEARD OF THAT ONE."
"WHAT'S THAT, UH, AN ENERGY DRINK?" Clyde raised an eyebrow.
"A MIDNIGHT
RUNNER,” said Farris, leaning back and sliding his arm over the length of the
headrest. “YOU DANCE, JERRY?”
“I don’t
think I’m cut out for a career on the dance floor at my size.”
Jairaj turned
to look out over the railing into crowd on the floor below.
“I THINK
MANDI’S BEHIND THE BAR TONIGHT. DON’T TALK TO HER WHILE SHE’S ON THE CLOCK,
SHE’LL PRETEND SHE DOESN’T KNOW YOU, BUT CATCH HER IN DOWNTIME; SHE’LL SHOW YOU
HOW TO CRUNK RIGHT UP ON THE TABLE. GIRL’S WHOLE WAISTLINE IS LIKE A COASTLINE
– WAVY.”
“THE LITTLE MAN DOESN'T
NEED A DANCEFLOOR,” Clyde suggested. “TURN A TUMBLER UPSIDE DOWN YOU COULD
DANCE ON THAT.” He lifted his glass as if for illustration.
“YOU SEE
MANDI TELL HER YOU’RE WITH JAI.”
The guys
then called over a coterie of improbably hot young women – who I later learned
were models hired by the club for promotion. Their perfume preceded them like
the fumes of spicy wine. Not noticing me at first, they slipped onto the
banquette beside the guys. I scanned them nervously, but it was no line-up out
of Peta’s portfolio, no one I recognized.
Jairaj was
dipping back into the ice bucket.
“POP A
CRISTAL AND ONE FOR THE LADIES.”
“HEY…” one
of the models piped up, a long legged blonde beauty. Her eyes had stopped on
me, narrowing, and focusing sharper and brighter than any of the lasers
oscillating around the floor below “IS THAT…?”
My stomach
lurched; there was no one else she could possibly have mistaken me for. There was a couple of squeals and next
thing all the girls descended on me like a flock of flamingos, bending and craning for a look. There
were gasps, delighted exclamations, and suddenly Raf had a model pressing him
in on either side as the fascinated girls were leaning right in to get a better
look at me, with reactions like I was a baby sitting on his father’s lap, and
being cooed over by a gaggle of baby-crazy young women.
I tried not
to react as hands swooped in to stroke my scalp and remark how soft my hair
was, pluck at the hems of my clothing and exclaim how cute and tiny my outfit
was, tweak my muscles and compliment my shape, and playfully poke my belly to see my reaction. There was no escape; the girls bordered me at every side, while the guys laughed. A couple of
the girls had settled into their places by the guys, and had taken up drinks,
and accidentally making eye contact, was fixed with a moment of lingering eye
contact or lip curl, or eyebrow raise or some other signal that went outside
notice.
A
fingernail was tapping my shoulder. I turned my head to find the blonde hunched
forward in her seat beside Raf, her forearms pressed against her knees, her
head turned to implore me demurely:
“HEY THERE,
GOOD-LOOKING,” she smiled at me sweetly, “I’D LIKE TO HOLD YOU IN MY HAND. WHAT
DO YOU THINK?”
Holding me
was not her intention. Suddenly I found myself rising up her body to suspend in
front of her face as her eyes ran all over me, her breath fluttering my hair.
The guys
laughed again at her brashness.
“YEAH, HE’S
REAL,” said Jairaj.
"WHO
BROUGHT THIS GUY?" Farris waved a hand at me. "RAISE YOUR HAND AND
I'LL BUY YOU A DRINK. OH, WAIT, THAT WAS ME! ISN’T HE GREAT?”
“YOU ARE JUST
ADORABLE!” she said, rotating me a little. “I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU EVEN EXIST!”
Suddenly
all the girls were expressing interest in holding me. The models were hired by
the club to act interested in the VIP patrons and flirt with them, but it was difficult to tell who
was acting anymore.
“YOU HAVE
THE TINIEST, CUTEST LITTLE EYES,” a girl said as a pair of fingertips tilted my
head up so that she and another girl could peer into my face. One of these
girls dissolved into giggles.
“HE LOOKS
LIKE A PAST BOYFRIEND,” she explained. Apparently the idea of this past
boyfriend being my size was incredibly humorous. Her fingers explored every inch of my body, utterly fascinated at my uncanny resemblance.
“HE LOOKS LIKE A FUTURE BOYFRIEND,” one of the other girls muttered, giving me a sly wink past her wine glass.
With
alcohol, some of the girls became more venturesome.
One of the
girls had me sitting in her cupped hands, and said she was going to ‘tell me a
funny story,’ as I was lifted up right before her face, before her lips swooped
in, meeting my face and sticking there a moment as she planted a big kiss,
withdrawing again to ruffle my hair, before placing me back in Raf’s hands.
The guys were
chuckling again.
“THAT BOY’S
TURNING INTO A BIRTHDAY CAKE,” said Jairaj, “‘CAUSE HIS FACE IS ALL FROSTED UP
PINK.”
Oh Jesus. I scrubbed at my cheek furiously, if someone
took a picture and Jen saw it, I would be in a hot cauldron of trouble when I
got home.
Raf had to
get up to use the restroom, putting me on the table, leaving me utterly
vulnerable to whichever model was bold enough to snatch me up first. They were
listening to the lazy conversation going on between Farris and Jairaj, but
their eyes kept wandering down to me, as if trying to catch my eye. One of the girls gave me an incredibly muted
‘come hither’, just enough for me to see it and no one else. I started taking
resigned bets with myself as to which girl was planning to make me her ‘right this
instant boyfriend.’
Then Clyde stepped
away from the railing and came towards me, leaning down, his hands on his knees,
revealing small tattoos on his fingers. He can’t have drunk much; his pupils
were too focused. He seemed to be vibrating with some weird energy.
“VIP TAKES
THE CAKE DOESN’T IT?” he said quietly. “BUT LET ME SHOW YOU AROUND THE GROUND
FLOOR FOR A DIFFERENT VIBE.”
I knew how
he felt; the Kolade was fizzing in my bloodstream, I was keen for something to
do with the flush of energy, and replied with urgency:
“Sure!”
Without
another word, a huge, lined palm hovered over me, thick fingers snatching up the
back of my jacket collar and tugging my feet off the tabletop. Then, as Clyde
stood up, I was racing up through the air with him, while he hooked a thumb in
his breast pocket and slipped me inside. I came down right beside a ballpoint
pen, and the top of the pocket slipped up over my head as my feet sunk to the
bottom. Reaching my arms up to grab the top, I pulled myself up until my head
burst out again, with the top of the pocket coming up under my armpits. The models let out groans of disappointment that their entertainment had been snatched away.
“THAT’S
CONVENIENCE,” remarked Jairaj approvingly, referring to my storage. “YOU COULD
HOLSTER THAT BOY.”
Clyde
turned back before leaving:
“LET THE
CHAPERONE KNOW THE WEE LAD’S WITH ME,” he said to the remaining two men.
His
footsteps trembled pendulously as he left the table behind, and the pocket
shuddered as he took the dark aluminium stairway down to the ground floor,
“IT’S ALL
THE SAME CREW IN VIP,” he said, as I bounced against his chest with every downward
step taken, “BUT ON THE FLOOR IT’S A DIFFERENT CROWD EVERY NIGHT. SO, IF YOU
WANT TO BE ANONYMOUS, YOU’RE BETTER DOWN HERE – WHERE THE FLOOR IS CUSTARD
THICK – THAN YOU ARE UP THERE.”
To my
surprise, we veered past the central dancefloor, busy with moving bodies and
the scantily clad women gyrating on raised platforms. We were moving along the
wall, avoiding the dancefloor altogether. Clyde’s voice was rumbling out of the
noise:
“THOSE
GIRLS ARE LOVELY BUT I PREFER THE CHALLENGE OF A WOMAN WHO IS NOT BEING PAID TO
SMILE.”
Up another
couple of stairs, visible in the dark only by strips of white neon light like a
zebra crossing, we were on the other side of the central dancefloor area,
entering a much lighter, quieter space where the acoustic was muted to bass
throbbing. The walls were not hidden behind darkness and lasers, instead
patches were lit up by warm orange like sodium street lamps, with a brick bar
in the middle, and a pool table across to the side.
With a
small bump, Clyde dropped onto a padded stool lining the bar, but immediately
twisted around so his back was to the bar’s glass walled drink display. One of
his fingers tapped the top of my head to subtly get my attention, as he
muttered:
“WHEN I
TURN AROUND: LADY, TWELVE O’CLOCK.”
Then he
casually swivelled in his seat, giving me a panorama of the room: along a row
of crimson seated bar stools, polished wood tabletops, and across the other
side of the room, where two people were leaning against the brick wall,
talking. One of these was an Asian woman with a lustrous sheet of ebony hair ending in curls at the tips. The platform pumps on her feet were striped
red and white like candy.
The walls
swivelled back again before Clyde said:
“HER NAME’S
ZO SASAKI. SHE’S – OH! FUCK IT—!”
He hissed,
jumping up like he’d been stung, and we were suddenly crossing the room at
speed, then heading down a dim corridor, before a men’s room door swung out of
the way and we came into a more warmly lit bathroom.
The upper
half of Clyde’s enormous profile stood directly in front, reflected in the
mirror, and parallel, my head and arms poking out from his breast pocket. I
tried not to stare at myself, though it was hard. I loved ‘riding’ people for
the adventure, but I hated seeing myself in their possession, it reminded me
how tiny and helpless I was.
“SHE’S JUST
LEFT,” Clyde explained.
His chest
wall expanded deeply against my back as he took a big breath and let it out
slowly, as if we’d just leapt out of the way of a speeding train. He seemed
about to speak but the door thumped open, admitting a man who went straight
into a cubicle. Clyde shifted back and forth in the mirror, and made a show of
washing his hands, before the man finished up and left again. As soon as the
man was gone, Clyde ripped a poster advertising safe sex off the wall, and,
flipping it over against the mirror to a blank white side. His fingers rose up as
if to snatch me out of the pocket, but instead withdrawing the pen, which he
then used to scrawl ‘OUT OF ORDER’
in big capital letters, covering the entire poster. Then he stuck it up on the
other side of the restroom door with the poster tack.
“YEAH, SO,”
he was back in front of the mirror, speaking casually again as if he’d never
been interrupted, “I NEED SOMEONE TO KEEP AN EYE ON HER.”
“You said she left.”
“GONE TO TEAR
UP THE DANCEFLOOR. MARK MY WORDS; SHE’LL RETURN FOR HER SAINT LAURENT OVER-THE-SHOULDER.
IT WASN’T ON HER, SO IT’S STILL AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE, PROBABLY WITH HER FRIEND.”
“Are you…”
I began nervously, “…into this girl?”
“NOT SO
SURE ANYMORE,” he said in a veiled way. “RIGHT NOW, I’M TRYING TO GAUGE HER
COMPANY.”
His black
pupils trained on me in the mirror until it made me blush.
“HAVE YOU
EVER HAD A GIRL SAY SHE LOVES YOU BUT HER EYES SAY SOMETHING DIFFERENT?”
No, I
wanted to say, but I’ve had a girl assure that we were ‘just really good
friends’ in between smirking eyelash flutters and an ironic laugh. I got the
feeling he couldn’t relate to that one. But I got the gist of what he meant, or
the root of his concern. He liked a girl who hid her intentions from him. I
could relate.
“Something
like that.”
“THEN MAYBE
YOU CAN HELP…”
“What do
you want me to do?” I said, growing wary.
“GET STUCK
ON ZO AND KEEP YOUR EARS OPEN FOR MENTIONS OF OTHER MEN. RUN THEIR NAMES BACK
TO ME, OR ANYTHING THAT SOUNDS OUT OF PLACE. AND WHO SHE’S GOING HOME WITH, IF
YOU CAN.”
“What if
she catches me?”
His
reflection in the mirror appraised me with a straight face:
“SAY YOU LOST
YOUR WAY TO THE BATHROOM AND TRIPPED AND FELL OVER HER SHOE."
"Literally
anything is more believable than that,"
I scoffed.
“YOU SAW
THOSE WHOPPING JIMMY CHOOS,” he countered, “THEY’RE SPEED HUMPS.”
“But really…”
“SAY IT WAS A
DARE,” he shrugged a shoulder. “OR DON’T EVEN MAKE A PEEP; SAVE ALL SALIENT
DETAIL TO YOUR MEMORY HARDRIVE,” he said, giving the top of my head a poke, “AND
TAKE THE SMARTEST COURSE OF ACTION.”
“What’s
that?”
He
hesitated as if he hadn’t expected that question. As if I was an idiot for even
asking it.
“WHAT ANY SANE
GUY HERE WOULD DO. RUN. AND JUST BETWEEN YOU AND ME, MOST OF THE GUYS HERE ARE TOTAL PUSSIES, I DON’T KNOW WHAT SHE—”
He cut
himself off. Then his expression blanked and his voice calmed again.
“I CAN’T
PULL THIS OFF AT MY SIZE – YOU SAW I JUST BARELY AVOIDED DETECTION. THIS IS IN
YOUR LAP. YOU HAVE THE BIGGEST BALLS IN THIS PLACE, MATE, I SWEAR, OF ANYONE
HERE.”
“I’m not so
sure about that…” I said, wondering if that was a joke at my expense.
He raised
his eyebrows.
“YOU’RE
HERE. IN THIS CLUB.” he said, as if that proved it.
“But I-I…”
I began, hating myself under his intense stare, “…I-I’m so tiny.”
He nodded.
“THE
PERFECT NINJA.”
The Kolade
was making me feel bubbly and exhilarated now. I wanted to prove him right.
“Fuck it,”
I said. “I’ll do it.”
Chapter 39: Skyros Part 2: The Orange Room by Zerda
Author's Notes:
I should note there are no doors separating the central dancefloor from the various rooms; just big archways. So you can be seated in one of the rooms and have a view out the archway straight into the central dancefloor.
Outside the restroom again, Clyde was back at his stool at the bar, casting a look
around the orange lit room, which, compared to the main floor, was intensely
bright. But Zo Sasaki hadn’t yet returned. It was obvious why he was so jumpy. The
‘orange room’ was quieter than the main club. The other people scattered about
here didn’t seem as interested in dancing, but chatting quietly at the booths
with drinks, more like a café interior. It was easier to be spotted or
overheard. That was great for an eavesdropper, but bad for him; he didn’t plan
on loitering and botching his own scheme.
“HERE’S HOW
WE’LL GO ABOUT IT,” he said to me, sitting in the breast pocket of his shirt. “I’M
HEADED UP TO THE NEXT FLOOR TO LOCATE HER,” he pointed his arm up at the railed
balcony overlooking the central dancefloor, “WHILE YOU WAIT HERE. WHEN SHE’S
FINISHED OUT THERE, I’LL GIVE YOU THE SIGNAL. THEN YOU BECOME OPERATIVE.”
He snatched me up and put me down on the polished bar tabletop. Then checked
his wristwatch.
“YOU
SHOULDN’T NEED MORE THAN AN HOUR, AND I’LL COME BACK FOR YOU HERE.”
The bartender,
a young dark-skinned woman, turned briefly and flashed Clyde a sidelong smile.
“HI CLYDE,”
she said.
“I WAS
NEVER HERE,” he said coolly, keeping his eyes on the dance floor. Then he rose
and began to cross the room, and down the couple of lit stairs back out to the
central floor.
My stomach
screwed up with nerves as I watched him get further away, until eventually he
was swallowed up by the flashing darkness and crowd. I didn’t have to do this; I could just ring Raf and
–
But my
phone was gone. It must have been at the bottom of Clyde’s pocket. Oh damn,
looked like I was stuck in the orange room for the next hour, regardless.
The
bartender was sending me curious glances When I caught her eye, she continued
to watch me levelly, and then carried on wiping the table down.
“AMANDINE,”
she said, pronouncing it the French way, ‘Ahmon-dee’ – “WHO MIGHT YOU BE?”
Her
politeness veiled whether she actually recognized me or not.
“Jerry.”
“AND WHAT’S
THE LATEST DISPATCH WHERE YOU’RE FROM, JERRY?”
“Uh…long
night.”
Picking up
my tone of voice, she said:
“YOU’RE TOO
PURE FOR THIS PLACE, ANGEL.” She gave a casual shrug. “ALL CUT AND THRUST HERE.
DOESN’T SLOW DOWN FOR ANYONE.”
I frowned.
“I might be
tougher than you think,” I said trying to flex my biceps without it looking
deliberate.
Leaving
this unremarked, she gave me another smooth, polite smile, and said:
“CAN I ASK:
WHAT BRINGS YOU TO A DANCE CLUB IF NOT FOR DANCING?”
“How do you
know I don’t dance?”
Someone
waved in my peripheral vision. My eyes flicked up to the second balcony
railing, which Clyde was now leaning against, surveying the crowd below. He
wasn’t looking at me, or reacting to anything in particular. It must have been
someone else waving for their friend. The entrance into the orange room was
clear, no sign of Zo.
I looked
back at Amandine.
“DEPENDS…DON’T
OR CAN’T?”
“Okay. Both.”
She just
smiled as if to say ‘I was right,’ and turned back to the bar. My eyes were
magnetically drawn back up to the balcony, where Clyde had his forearms folded
loosely over the rail.
“IT’S HOW
YOU HOLD YOURSELF,” Amandine finally explained, giving me a sidelong glance. “YOU’RE
TENSE…” She cocked her head slightly at me, as if hating to be honest, “…JUST A
LITTLE BIT.”
“You take
dance lessons?” I said with interest.
“I’M ONE
HALF OF STUDIO MANAGEMENT,” she corrected.
I turned from
the entrance of the orange room to face her with interest.
“Are you
running classes right now?”
She looked
away.
“POSSIBLY…”
"How
do I join up?" I said, thinking of matching Jen's lessons.
She paused,
her brow drawing together.
"OH...NO,
SWEETIE."
"Why
not?"
“WE’RE ALL
BOOKED OUT," she said hastily.
"Oh...What
about next season?"
She cleared
her throat.
"SOME
FAST-PACED STUFF WE GOT GOING ON." Shuffling on her feet a moment, she
finally turned to look at me. "SOMEONE YOUR STATURE MIGHT...FIND IT A
LITTLE TOUGH GOING..."
"I'm
fit," I said, making a show of flexing my chest and rolling my shoulders.
"More than I've ever been in my life."
She gave me
another askance look as if waiting for me to laugh and play the whole thing off
like a joke. When I said nothing, she said quietly:
"I'VE
GOTTA INSIST ON A HEIGHT CUTOFF…HEALTH AND SAFETY LAWS. I DON'T WANT THAT
LIABILITY ON MY BACK."
Putting my
hands on my hips and bowing my head, I turned back to look at the balcony for a
long while. Clyde remained at the railing, watching the crowds somewhat
boredly. Meanwhile, a couple of people materialized out from the darkness of
the main dancefloor, into the sharp illumination of the orange room. No show
from Zo.
Then it
occurred to me: when she re-entered she might come up to the bar for a drink. The
foot traffic in the orange room was pretty light right now; there was no one for
me to hide behind.
“I should
be on the floor,” I mumbled, accidentally saying it out loud.
Amandine
hesitated, seeming to think I was headed to the dance floor to start dancing.
“WHY DON’T
YOU STAY BACK AND MAYBE I’LL COACH YOU A LITTLE,” she offered.
“Okay,” I
said, shuffling around on my feet with unspent energy.
She put a
bar towel aside and evaluated me.
“WHAT DO
YOU ALREADY KNOW?”
Not knowing
what she meant, I tried to mimic some moves I’d seen out on the dance floor
earlier.
“MM, NO.”
She immediately shook her head. “NO DANCING. STOP THE DANCING. YOU’RE TRYING
TOO HARD. START IT SIMPLE. MOVE TO THE BEAT. WALK TO THE BEAT. TIME IT. WALK
WITH ME—”
She began
walking in a popping, gliding, shuffling way. I watched enviously. She wasn’t
even dancing, she was just walking, but doing it in a dancing way.
I tried to
do what she was doing, slowing my movements down.
As if
forgetting I was there, she was murmuring the song lyrics to the club music,
adding her own little vocal flourishes. Her voice was smooth; she’d obviously
had vocal training. I stopped, getting distracted by her singing, then started
into walking again, remembering I was supposed to be watching her dance, not
listen to her sing.
She turned
to see I’d stopped moving.
“NOT AS
EASY AS IT LOOKS…” she said coolly. “PICK IT UP. COME ON, WALK, TIME IT …” her
voice transitioned into a murmuring song again.
I tried to
mimic her with my eyes closed, trying not to be so self-conscious. If a stunt
coordinator directed me to jump from a burning building I could probably do it,
yet I couldn’t dance in front of a stranger. Not even dance; walk.
She was
laughing now. I opened my eyes to find she’d stopped moving and was just
standing watching me.
“WHAT ABOUT
THIS…?”
She
transitioned from glide into a series of popping and locking crump moves, and
then back again, accented with some Bollywood-esque flourishes.
“That’s too
fast,” I said. “I need formal instruction.”
She shook
her head.
“NO ONE
HERE IS SHOWING OFF WHAT THEY LEARNED IN DANCE SCHOOL. THEY’RE JUST JAMMING. THERE’S
ONLY TWO THINGS YOU NEED: THE ABILITY TO KEEP TO THE BEAT. AND CONFIDENCE. AND
THAT’S ALL THERE IS TO IT. NOW SHOW ME THE MOVES.”
“I can do a
standing backflip,” I shrugged, shuffling my feet awkwardly.
“THAT’LL HELP
FOR LATER,” she conceded. “AND YOU’RE FLEXING GOOD. JUST WATCH AND PRACTICE.
PRACTICE UNTIL YOU STOP THINKING IT. WHEN YOU FORGET THAT YOU’RE DANCING,
THAT’S WHEN THE DANCING WILL HAPPEN.”
With a tight,
impassive smile she added:
“…AT HOME. THE FLOOR’S TOO CRAZY HERE.”
The Orange room was practically empty.
"Crazy? There's only one other person in here."
She fixed me with a look
."ONE IS TOO MUCH FOR YOU. AND DON'T YOU DARE GO OUT THERE--" she nodded out to the central floor, "--UNLESS YOU WANNA GET FLATTENED BY A PARADE OF SHOES. THEN I'LL BE THE ONE SCRAPING YOU OFF THE FLOOR BEFORE CLOSING TIME."
I sighed, bowing my
head.
“Fine. Thank you,
Amandine...for showing me that stuff.”
“OH, NOW
WE’RE CUTE,” she said smoothly. “BUT YOU SAID YOU WERE TOUGH. GIVE ME SOME
ATTITUDE.”
“Um…” Lost
for words I started flexing my arms again.
She leaned
over the bar and swatted one of my raised fists with one finger.
“AND WHO
ARE YOU GOING TO BEAT DOWN WITH THOSE LITTLE MITTENS?”
On impulse,
I tried to channel Jennifer and send a high karate kick into her palm. With
perfect reflexes, the slender fingers caught my ankle mid kick, I trembled on
my standing leg for a moment before she let go.
“YOU’RE
ADORABLE,” she chuckled, poking a finger under my armpit to tickle me before lifting
her upper body off the bar again, “AND NEXT TIME, IT’S MANDI.”
A woman’s
voice came from across the room:
“WHAT HAVE
YOU BEEN TEACHING HIM, EM?”
Another
dark-skinned woman came over, looking from Mandi to me. “HE’S GOING HARD.”
“RIGHT?”
exclaimed Mandi, “HE’S MY NEW CREW MEMBER. GOING TO BE BACKUP DANCING IN MY NEW
MUSIC VIDEO.”
They both
laughed.
“I’M LIANA,”
the woman said, traipsing over to the bar, and, standing in front of me,
brought a fingertip down to nudge around my head with uninhibited curiosity and
affection.
“YOU ARE
THE DAMN CUTEST LITTLE THING,” she chuckled. “AFTER SHE’S FINISHED WITH YOU, YOU
ARE GOING STRAIGHT INTO MY CARRY AND I’M GOING TO HIT THE FLOOR WITH YOU.”
Mandi’s
face went flat.
“NO, LIA.”
“NOT ON THE FLOOR,” Liana amended, turning
away from me to face Mandi. “HE’LL BOUNCE AROUND MY TOES. I’LL KEEP HIM ON A
SHORT CHAIN.”
Amandine
blinked with incredulity.
“HE’S TOO
SMALL—”
“WE’LL BACK
UP, GET A CIRCLE HAPPENING—”
“IT’S
DANGEROUS—”
“WHY ARE
YOU SCHOOLING HIM IF HE CAN’T USE IT—”
As the women
continued to debate their voices were muffled by a rumble of talk and activity
as a large group of people swept into the bar space. Mandi swished away to prep
for incoming drink orders. The group drifted apart, some of them fronting up to
the bar, others drifting around the room for empty booths. Amongst the crowd, a
flash of striped shoes made me start.
I’d missed
Clyde’s signal and now Zo was back in the orange room. My heart thudding, I
leapt down from the bar, onto the padded seat of one of the stools, and slid
down one of its four legs like a pole until my feet hit the resin floor, shiny
like a bowling bowl. The people pressed up to the bar were busy debating drink
selections and hadn’t noticed me.
A metal footrest rail ran around the bottom of the brick bar
curb to a sharp corner at the opposite side, in the direction Zo had gone. A
new song had started pumping in from the main floor, making voices indistinct;
tones and buzzes. The air was clammy at head height but on the floor there was
a sweeping, sucking cold draught that ran straight into my shivering flesh.
Now I had to rely on my own two legs. Past the brick bar,
the floor seemed to expand out everywhere; it was virtually all that could be
seen, apart from huge blocks that were the dark chairs, and poles that were
table legs. The low music thumped through the floor, through the soles of my
shoes, as I weaved amidst dim patches, avoiding areas of intense orange light,
dashing under cover of huge wooden benches as I went.
With the influx of people the space turned into something
like a tourist attraction, a crowd of foot traffic flashing past the orange
globes of light. The air danced with sounds; chanting, crackling voices,
piercing clinks and clanks of bottles and glasses, combining in a thundercloud
of noise to my delicate hearing.
The room was filling up with towering legs; in motion and
pressed against wooden chair frames.
Between the tables and chairs, enormous pairs of shoes
vaulted through the air, thumping the ground in front of me and launching off
again past me. As shoes swung through space, they tilted, exposing me overhead
to unnatural glimpses of soles and worn off treads caked with clumps of dirt, a
mashed, dirt-stained wad of chewing gum, wet grass, trampled foot particles,
some dry and others shining with moisture. My pulse clapped on as half undone
laces cracked against the hard flooring and flew out past my face like whips,
connected to sneakers with soles so dirt-stained they were like black railroad
tracks.
The floor was alive with bizarre obstacles; a challenge I
was intent on mastering: the
Kolade and the dancing practice had my nervous system jittering and this
espionage mission struck me as the perfect outlet for all that nervous energy. I
was keen to impress Clyde with a bounty of classified information only I was
capable of obtaining, slipping in and out like a ghost. No one else in this
club had that superpower: it made my ego surge.
“OH—!”
Someone
gasped in surprise and I thought I’d been spotted.
As if dumped from a tank, a thick spout of chilled runoff
slapped onto my head, nearly driving me down to the ground. It seemed to be
water. Drenched and staggering, I leapt back under the bench, right before
glass exploded into glittering pebbles against the floor. I dove onto the
ground, pulling the hood of my jacket over my head before any of the shrapnel
struck me.
“OOPS, MY
BAD,” a voice said – but not to me – amidst gasps and laughter.
Out from the tables and chairs, I ran, swerving blindly to
avoid the shoes that slapped down on almost every side; attached to
mind-bogglingly long legs that pistoned up and down. My comparatively tiny legs
jolted to a halt as a giant sneaker slammed down inches from my face and – my
heart skipping – launched up into the air again and then out of nowhere–
Whap
—one of the thick white cords of the shoelaces snaked out
and slapped me square in the face as it flew by. My hand shot up to my cheek as
tears blurred my eyes. An instant later pain registered up through my nose and
seemingly into my brain.
I stood stunned, rhythmic quakes getting nearer by the
second. Then, from the side, a series of bone-shaking clops. I turned to see
what looked like a fleshy mocha missile, wrapped in black leather straps with a
fierce pointed tip delivering a set of bulb-tipped toes through the air –
straight for me. I didn’t even know open-toed heels could have sharp points –
until I saw this one zooming for my face.
My scream was immediately cut off as the pointed tip clapped
onto the ground once more, lifted, and as it swung forward and up, it hooked up
under my jaw, lifting my feet from the floor.
For one loathsome instant, the tip of the clammy mocha bulb
that was the big toe slipped forward along the shoe sole and jammed against my
face with the suffocating intimacy of a French kiss suffused with foot odor.
Next second the foot’s breath-taking momentum had unloosened
me and I was cartwheeling through the air.
The ground slapped my cheek and I bounced and rolled over
polished patterned tile. Meanwhile, the shoe was rapidly tapping away over the
floor.
From way above, a woman hissed with irritation.
“OH, EWW…”
“WHAT’S WRONG?” came a male voice.
“I NEARLY STEPPED IN SOME TRASH ON THE GROUND,” the woman
muttered as her heels clapped away. “SOMETHING TOUCHED MY FOOT, AND IT WAS DAMP
AND GROSS AND SQUISHY...”
Their clamorous voices just added to the swell of din,
combining with the clapping pain in the bony plate of my brow and ridges of my
eye sockets, which oddly felt like a tiny high heel was stamping on my face
over and over. The woman’s toe had also been damp, and judging from the briny
sting in my eyes, it was not from water spillage, but her sweat.
I stopped at a dark patch on the floor, thinking it would
conceal me, but this was a mistake. Now a shadow was dropping; the expanding
sole of a shoe, deepening to black as it collapsed over me –
—but at the last second – with an inhalation of surprise
from above – the stretched black cello shape of the shoe’s bottom gave itself a
small boost, a last ditch attempt to clear the dim shape I cast on the floor. And
almost did; everything – toe and arch – connected with the floor with a
nerve-rattling crash, but the hard rubbery back edge of the sole caught the
very top of my head, dragging me down to the floor and keeping me pinned
beneath the rapidly shifting giant’s mass.
The giant’s weight tilted towards their toes, as they did
their best to avoid me – to avoid smushing the crown of my head to their treads
like gum. But for an agonizing second the person’s heel was balanced there,
fighting against my skull for dominance. Then the weight lifted and the shoes,
and person, were gone again.
Pain ringed the crown of my head. I groaned up at the
ceiling, where the orange lights were becoming unfocused.
More thudding rapidly approaching –
No time to catch my breath. At the urgency of my racing
heart, I jumped up again and pumped my legs, slipping and skidding wetly over
the shiny floor until I reached my destination, between pairs of shoes, the
underside of a table rolled over my head and I was draped in shadow.
I was aching and panting for breath, but also deep into the
espionage now, it would waste the risks I’d taken so far to leave now without
something to show for it.
Chapter 40: Skyros Part 3: The Blue Room by Zerda
Given time and space to catch my breath and let my mind racing
stop to think, I stared around.
The warm ceiling of the orange room was blocked by the
underside of a table, which cast a pool of shadow on the floor. I wasn’t alone.
The shadowy space was occupied, on my left, by a huge pair of men’s lace-up
shoes, a pair of scuffed sneakers, and on my right: a pair of pale pink kitten
heels, and a pair of candy-striped pumps.
Outside Jen’s closet, I’d never seen so many giant, feminine
heels this close up.
I was shivering and uncomfortable; my jacket was saturated with water, so I pulled it off and tossed it aside. At least my t-shirt was still dry.
Out from the table, the air was loud and dense with
tremulous music and chatter. Smells came at me, thick and sharp, rolling along
the floor with draughts. Each of my tiny inhalations swept in a multi-textured
garden of olfactory stimulants; and many of them unpleasant. The pleasurable
scents of alcoholic drink were way up out of reach. Under the table, the smell
of sour leather, foot odor, sweat-soaked sock, and stinging nail polish swirled
around. Down this close to the floor, it was an unaffordable luxury to be
squeamish, so I moved in deeper, towards the center of the table where the central
support column was, and unconsciously heading onto the side of the floor where
the candy-colored heels were.
Above the table, the people seated were chatting away
amongst each other. I kept my ears pricked for suggestions of deceitful dealings,
but they seemed to be laughing over harmless anecdotes.
From above the table, there came a resonant feminine yawn.
There were some titters at the girl’s expense, while she protested she was in
fact not sleepy, and did not yet want to leave.
“I’M FINE. JUST NEED TO STRETCH MY LEGS. MOVE YOUR BUTT OVER
ZO!”
The twin pairs of heels shuffled along the floor. Then the
pair of smooth bare legs wearing the pink kitten heels lifted and extended
forward, ankles rotating leisurely. As they did this, the closed pointed toe of
one of the shoes delivered a solid bonk into my head, and my skull erupted with
pain. Next second I was sprawled on my front, staring dizzily at
the dark floor, sticky under my palms from alcohol spill. Anymore of these
monster shoes pinballing my head around and my skull was going to crack like a
nut.
I rolled onto my back just in time for another pair of heels
– the striped platforms – to descend directly onto me, and the weight of one
chunky toe box settled heavily on top of my torso. Air rushed out as my front
compressed until my ribcage managed to put up the last bulwark of aching,
trembling resistance to keep my heart and lungs from bursting like grapes under
pressure.
The flat smooth sole of the toe sat there, heavy and cold,
like a boulder of ice on my quivering body, while my head throbbed with
pain from the most recent blow. The pressure was so great I couldn’t move or
speak, and my arms were pinned to the floor.
“DID SOMEONE DROP SOMETHING?” came a young woman’s voice – Zo.
The other voices piped up with denials.
“WHY?” said an indifferent male voice.
“OH, NOTHING. IT JUST FEELS LIKE THERE’S SOME WADDED UP
LITTLE PIECE OF JUNK STUCK UNDER MY SHOE—”
The shoe shifted experimentally, tilting forward and
accidentally sinking its mass deeper into my chest for a moment as it attempted
to ascertain what I was. I gasped and choked on my own breath, flailing my arms
around as the toe box shifted precariously onward, beginning to flatten my
throat as it made its way towards my head…
“—FEELS LIKE A SCRUNCHED UP NAPKIN,” she decided. The oppressive
weight shifted back again, grinding over the skin of my neck, pushing down
against my pectorals, and the ankle rotating subtly, the shoe turning about,
using my diaphragm as its springy supporting fulcrum to balance upon.
“SLIDE OVER,” Zo told the other girl, “AND I CAN PICK IT
UP.”
My thoughts screeched to a halt as the weight of the shoe
seemed to be sinking me into the floor.
“IT’S STAYING THERE,” the other girl said resolutely. “YOU
ARE NOT BENDING OVER. NOT IN THAT
DRESS; YOU’LL SPLIT A SEAM.”
Zo let out a bashful giggle and the two engaged in a heated
teasing match for a moment. Then one of the guys said:
“WE’VE GOT MORE NAPKINS IF YOU WANT THEM, RIGHT HERE—” and
that settled the issue.
Without releasing its weight, the end of the shoe began to
slide backwards, dragging me along the floor with it. My t-shirt rode up to my
armpits, and next second flipped over my head and was left lying on the floor, out of reach. Then my bare back muscles were spasming in pain as they were rubbed and
molded like firm clay against the cold hard wooden floorboards. It felt like my
back was a half slice of orange being ground against an orange juicer.
The shoe stopped and settled again, leaving my back red and
stinging as I grimaced in pain. My vulnerable, exposed flesh sunk and contorted, forced to mold itself to conform with the heels' tread.
One of the voices overhead made a remark, causing an
outburst of laughter. Mere seconds later, the shoe shifted against me while a
series of sharp knocks emanated from within its confines. The confined toes
were flexing with nervous energy, causing the toenails to rap against the walls
of the inner shoe.
Then the shoe’s toe box bobbed anxiously, using my abdominal
muscles as a trampoline, so forcefully in fact that my body and limbs jerked a
little against the hard floor with every bounce, from the shock of muscle tension. And yet I was just glad that
my head was getting a rest. Surely my skull could not sustain that kind of
springy punishment for very long.
The knocking sounds resumed – the toes tapping inside the
shoe –this time the small knocks were tapping against my torso, vibrating
inside my sensitive, aching chest cavity. Each sharp knock ignited a pinprick
of almost ticklish pain somewhere on my torso, as if the rapping toe was
delivering a series of tiny punches into my delicate flesh by its pure
resonance through the shoe medium. Focusing on keeping my abdominal wall firm
in defence against these battering taps, I took deep breaths to ward off the
haziness building in my head. I could barely focus on the rapid, excited
conversation surging on above the table, at intervals, interrupted by
alcohol-aided laughter.
The toe box of the striped shoe lifted and stamped a couple
of times onto my chest, causing me to emit several small squeaks of breath. As
I desperately tried to suck more air into my lungs, the shoe would dig into my
ribs again and again, forcing my breath out with a whoosh. Or shift its weight,
digging into different areas of my torso, depressing my ribcage with a
sickening bone-grinding sound, or rolling its weight lower, causing my stomach
muscles to fold inwards. It felt like a cannonball was rolling around on top of
my midsection. I prayed the shoe’s roaming, shifting weight would not
eventually visit my tiny, vulnerable prick and balls, which would have been pulverized
by the shoe’s unfettered adventuring across my surface anatomy.
Rapid thudding sounds approached, more shoes materialized
and stopped right at the edge of the table. Excited voices greeted each other.
My brain barely kept up with the exchange of new names. It sounded like some of
them were being invited away.
The girls’ bare legs were beginning to shift. One last time,
the striped toe box dug into my liver, before the weight lifted as the legs
slid sideways, the shoe and its mate repositioning itself, clunking down beside
me as the girls slid along the banquette to leave the table.
“WAIT, MY BAG’S DOWN THERE,” said a girl’s voice.
“OH, AND GRAB MINE, TOO, HANNAH,” Zo piped up.
The banquette vinyl squeaked as the girl, Hannah began
bending down under the table.
To avoid imminent detection, I jumped up and, on impulse, dove headfirst into the leather
handbag nearest the striped heels, tumbling into a black void, thick with
perfume, onto a fabric lined floor.
Next moment the fabric floor rose into the air, bump against
a firm surface, and began to sway like a huge pendant, sending me sprawling
along the interior, knocking into unseen objects one way, and then sent rolling
back into more objects the other way. In pitch black, I couldn’t tell where I
was headed – maybe even out of the club entirely, and I began to feel sick,
with both vertigo and mounting dread. A dim part of my brain was thirsting for
more Kolade, until I remembered that’s what had impulsively sent me dashing into this
situation in the first place.
Outside the bag, the thrumping music swelled up as Zo and
crew must have re-entered the central area. I wondered if they planned another
dancing session, but if so, the bag would have been left behind, like last
time.
The bag rocked like I was on a boat on the sea and objects shuffled back and forth, banging into me as
they switched places. I went careening into the back wall of the fabric
interior, then rolling into the front, and then spinning into the back, and
again, and again, until my ears rang.
Much rocking around later, the music lowered to a humming
timbre, as if heard through a wall. My heart sank, convinced we’d left the club,
a speeding taxi cab imminent to shuttle us across the city and undoubtedly far
from my apartment.
A hard surface bumped against my body as the bag came to
rest again. Then, to my immense relief, the sounds of vinyl seats squeaking. We were still inside the club.
Stretching up, I poked my head warily over the top of the
handbag, though outside the bag it was scarcely lighter or clearer.
This looked like a completely different place, not the
orange room. It was as dark as the central dancefloor, but instead of laser
effects, the neon lights here didn’t flash. My sense of direction had
evaporated while in the pitch black handbag. I couldn’t tell if we were still on the
ground floor, or had ascended to the second floor, or which corner of the
building this was.
A big striped high heel moved up close to collide into the
side of the bag, sweeping it -- and me -- discreetly out of the way until it bumped into the
bottom of the banquette. Then the bag was pressed in on either side by the high heels, to keep it in place.
The conversation above the table droned on for what seemed
like a long time, without getting any closer to what I was after. And now the thrill was coming down; I was feeling less like a little ninja
and more like an invader, if not someone outright sitting on a ticking time
bomb that would detonate if I got caught.
"I SAW CLYDE."
It was the voice of the other girl, Hannah.
My ears pricked up and I began to silently pray to the Gods of
juicy gossip to toss me a bone so I could pack up and get out of here.
"OH, HE'S AROUND," Zo said, sounding completely unsurprised.
“YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID SOMETHING,” Hannah answered, “WE WOULD HAVE GONE TO INFINITY
INSTEAD.”
“UH-HUH,” Zo said dismissively, “THEN – OOPS – HE’S THERE,
TOO. OR, NOT INFINITY. EIGHTY-SIX. OR, NOT EIGHTY-SIX. PUSSY IN BOOTS.”
“PUSSY IN BOOTS ISN’T A NIGHTCLUB,” Hannah muttered, “IT’S A STRIP
BAR.”
“EXACTLY,” came the low, dangerous reply. Then she went on, “WHY
DO I CHANGE MY PLANS? – LIKE I’M THE
ONE SNEAKING AROUND? I’M MOVING ON, GIRL. BETTER THINGS.”
She let out a scoffing laugh:
“THE BREAK-UP WAS THE BEST THING TO HAPPEN OUT OF IT. GAVE ME
CLARITY.” She said in a breathless rush: “YOU KNOW THE STRIPPER GIRL HE WAS BANGING
WAS CALLED…GUESS WHAT…?...‘CHASTITY’. NOT HER STRIPPER NAME, HER ACTUAL NAME.”
There was a long silence. Then Hannah burst into regretful
laughter, and Zo joined in.
“YUP,” Zo said tightly, “I JUST LAUGH ABOUT IT NOW.”
“WHEN DID HE COME CLEAN?” said Hannah.
“PFFT!” A scoff. “THAT WOULD BE THE DAY. HE WENT THROUGH MY
PHONE SO I WENT THROUGH HIS PHONE. THAT’S HOW I FIGURED IT OUT. THERE’S NOTHING
ON MY PHONE ANYWAY, BUT HE KEPT THINKING THERE WAS.” She groaned.
Hannah murmured in sympathy and began talking about her own
similar past relationship issues.
Meanwhile, my interest in the espionage had deflated like a spiked
balloon. If I told Clyde his suspicions were wrong, I wondered if he’d even
believe me. In fact, Zo wasn’t the only one with clarity. I had some a moment
ago like a slap and now wondered how I’d even ended up huddled up, cold, under
a table like this. I needed to go. Now.
In a flash I vaulted out of the bag opening and dashed over
the dark floor to the outward facing edge of the table, stopping to stare
around and get my bearings.
Like the orange room, this area had a separate light scheme;
heavy UV blue like a forensic crime scene, with curving surfaces of seating and tables
matte black. Only the three stairs leading up into this ‘blue room’ and the
bar's drink display glowed a warm infra-red kind of pink. My eyes were
submerged in the deep light scheme for some seconds before adjusting. It was
like being inside a futuristic space ship.
At ground level I was facing a wide black jungle of bar
floor, an entire village of tree trunk chair legs, some paired with an
occupant’s legs and shoes, while walkways between conveyed the sudden, unpredictable
passage of lethal foot traffic.
Out in the open, paralysis struck: I didn’t know whether I
wanted to stay or go anymore. Clyde said he’d give me an hour to get
information, but in all this weirdness my concept of time had exploded, and I
couldn’t check my phone. The Kolade didn’t help; it made time seem to move in
bursts. Plus, I didn’t know the way back to the orange room; it could be
anywhere amidst the sea of shoes brimming around the endless floorspace.
Anyone could stumble by and squash me flat any second, and
realizing this, I felt so helpless, like a baby, just wanting to collapse and
cry, waiting for someone to come along, pick me up, and make it all better, and
the gut reaction mortified me, so I pushed it down.
Maybe the hour had
ticked over and, if I was lucky, Clyde or Raf might even be looking for me
right this instant. Hopeful, I strained my ears to try and hear my name being
called out, but there was just the blood rushing in my ears, the music oozing
through the walls, and drone of human chatter.
It was so cold on the floor; the skin of my bare forearms
was creeping.
Footsteps charged up to the table, causing me to jump. The
girls’ conversation tapered off with glass clanks as drinks were placed onto
the tabletop.
“WHAT’S THAT?” Hannah said.
I froze.
“A BLOODY MARY,” one of the guys’ replied.
As the guys slid onto the banquette besides the girls, I
hazarded a couple of steps out from the table, and stood, paralyzed with
indecision, needing to get away from the womens’ bulldozing stilettos, but not
sure if the outside of the table was any safer. The passages between tables
were a minefield of potential stomping by distracted, blundering, half drunken
shoes, but if I could sprint under another, unoccupied table and hide there for
a moment…
“HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT A BLOODY MARY IS?” the guy was
saying.
“WHAT’S IN IT?” said Hannah.
“TOMATO JUICE.”
“FUNKY. IS IT LIKE A SMOOTHIE? GIVE ME A TASTE—”
The guy gave a stifled chuckle.
“YOU ASSHOLE!” Hannah spluttered. “YOU POURED A LOAD OF
PEPPER INTO IT!”
“IT’S TABASCO SAUCE. IT’S RIGHT THERE ON THE MENU BOARD!” he
protested.
“HANNAH IS ALLERGIC TO SPICY THINGS,” said Zo, sounding both
disapproving and subtly amused.
“OH DAMN,” said the guy.
“I’M NOT ALLERGIC,” said Hannah, “BUT IT MAKES ME…UGH…” Her voice diminished into an
irritated grunt. Then she let out a gasp like she was trying to hold her breath.
Then, with preternatural, unavoidable speed, ducked her head under the table—
My heart tripled its pace as I caught a glimpse, just in
time, of the giant silhouette of the girl’s head, a shadowy faceless mass under
the dark table, partially backlit by a neon white strip running along the top
of the banquette, right before—
“AHHHH-CHOOOO!”
An explosion erupted into my face.
“BLESS YOU,” said Zo, as Hannah’s head rose above the table,
out of sight again. She hadn’t even seen me.
Oh God! I thought
miserably, wrenching my eyelids shut with all my strength as my stomach heaved.
It was like getting a spurt up and down with a garden hose,
except the cloud of moisture was flecked with generous helpings of viscous
slime and a soup of spicy red splatter. My eyeballs felt repulsively wet and
slimy and even bubbly from an infiltrating film of foreign saliva.
I stood with my eyes and mouth shut, feeling hopeless, the sticky
sauce running down my face, and praying the girl hadn’t seen me. The seat
squeaked as she must have sat straight again, and with no mention of me, I must
have gone unnoticed.
But now my face was on fire from the infiltration of Tabasco
sauce, liberally swished with warm, foreign saliva, spearing into my eyes and
nostrils. I bit my tongue as tears streamed down my cheeks. With my lips
clamped shut, my lungs started to tighten, I inhaled through my nose and got a
thick channel of slime straight into my nasal cavities, burning my throat.
My forearms had also been blasted by the noxious cloud, and
were starting to tingle, raw as if inflamed. The warm saliva was sending the
Tabasco into the pores of my arm like moisturizer. My already raw, tender, heel-pulverized flesh sprung up in pain again. Now I regretted taking my
jacket off and leaving it uselessly crumpled under some table in the orange
room. In desperation, I scrubbed my hands over my face and forearms, trying to wipe off as much fluid as possible.
“I’VE GOT TISSUES IN MY HANDBAG IF YOU WANT SOME,” came
another girl’s voice, a newcomer. “JUST WAIT—” the vinyl groaned as she began
to lean and reach down under the table…
Oh shit!
Without thinking I spun
around and burst out from under the table. Feet pounding madly over the dark
floor, the world blurred past like a black forest of ankles and calves, table
and chair legs, and black vinyl couches topped with pink neon strips like dark
hills backlit by the rising sun.
Since vision was limited I relied on my other senses;
straining my ears and body for sounds and sensations of metronymic pounding
vibrations, which indicated a giant was approaching, in whichever direction was
opposite any hammering thuds.
The Kolade binge had me in such heart-racing fear or being
kicked or stood on that I couldn’t stop if I wanted to.
Seeking any floorspace free from giant shoes, I was
magnetically drawn to a darker, quieter corner of the blue room where there
were some empty tables waiting for me to hide beneath, at least until my
itching, bloodshot eyes stopped streaming with tears and I could put together
some plan of escape. Most of all, I sorely needed rest: my lungs cramped for
breath, my muscles were tense like wire, and tremors squirmed up and down my
cold, sweat-slimed flesh.
In the farthest corner of the blue room, the central floor’s
invading music was its lowest, quiet enough to make out an odd little tapping
sound, like someone tapping two erasers on the end of pencils against wood
floor.
Within another second I realized what it was: it was the
sound of my feet pattering against the dark timber.
And I wasn’t the only person who’d heard it—
“OH, GROSS, A MOUSE!” a woman’s voice rang from somewhere
above.
I didn’t need a zoologist to tell me that the woman was
mistakenly referring to me. The deep UV atmosphere and dark walls and surfaces
rendered me as little more than a tiny shadow scurrying around on the ground, while
my pumping feet emitting tiny scratching patters on the wood boards. Not to
mention various patrons suffering intoxication-induced visual distortions. It
was a wonder anyone saw me at all.
There was no time to wait for someone to pull out a
magnifying glass and amend the misidentification.
Twisting around, I started dashing in the opposite direction
from which the voice had originated, but it was too late. The woman’s cry had
alerted all those closest to her, and they promptly went quiet, making my
pattering footsteps audible to them, too. This caused them to jump up from
their seats, which caused those sitting nearest them to fall quiet and look,
and hear my skittering movement. As the voices of other nearby patrons hushed,
it left my rapid pattering audible to more and more people, kicking off a
domino effect of growing alarm to ripple across the blue room. Everywhere I
ran, a Mexican wave of growing disorder was pursuing hot on my ankles. Everywhere
I turned, more outcries:
“MOUSE!” someone shrieked.
“OH, CRAP, I THINK SAW IT!”
“IT RAN OVER THERE SOMEWHERE!”
“IT’S FAST!”
“WHERE DID IT GO?”
“HIT IT WITH A BOTTLE!”
“JUST SQUISH IT!”
Giant feet
thundered in and out of my path. Dense shadows danced about me, wavering back
and forth like towering black flames. Tree trunk legs jerked out into my path,
casting crenulated soles over my head, ready to grind me into the floor, and
dropping like anvils, smashing down to my left and right, and directly in front
of me. Each failed assassination by shoe inspired my muscles to burn anew with
feverish exercise, pushing me to run faster than I ever had in my entire life.
I squinted
along the matte black floor, the neon lights above reflected in it like city
lights on a black pond, dazzling my vision, making it hard to navigate. I seemed
to be heading towards the entrance of the blue room. Or, I hoped I was. The
black, light-stripped bar was in the way.
The floor
was suddenly wet with spill and my leg went skidding out from under me, pulling
a muscle. As I limped forward—
A black tapered stiletto point fell from the sky, nearly
skewering me on the barbaric lance of its heel – for an instant I dove, wedging
through the gap just beneath the steep slanting arch, directly underneath the
sole—
“OH MY GOD, GET IT AWAY FROM ME!” came a quaking feminine
scream from above, histrionic from intoxication.
The shiny black high heel lifted over me and stamped down on
the wood floor with a second deafening tap, this time just to my side, sending
a jolt through my skeleton. Then I was in motion again, pushing my legs to
their limits to get away from the woman when—
—another shoe appeared out of thin air and booted into me,
sending me spinning through the air. The black floor spun up and struck me, and
I was bouncing and tumbling blindly, stars whizzing past my eyes, but before I
could clamber to my feet—
A different shoe curved into my path, making a wide sweeping
motion, collecting me and sending me zooming over the floor and straight
underneath the shadowy underneath of a table.
“IT WENT UNDER THERE!”
With a dry rustling, an enormous object like a gigantic
eyelash, with a horizontal set of thick black strands shot beneath the table
like a pinball plunger, heading straight for me. It was a push broomhead the
size of a living room rug.
The thick straws of brush jabbed me, almost needling my bare
skin like porcupine quills. My feet were literally swept out from under me, and
striking my shoulder on the floor, I was sliding along, the bristles pushing me,
trying to claw me back to the broom pusher.
I jumped up again, diving away from the broom and sprinted
out from under the table. Now back on the open floor, I managed to pass the bar
and the throbbing music got louder as my path was taking me within reach of the
blue room’s open entranceway back to the central floor.
A chilled shower burst down and something hard thunked onto
my head – an ice cube, with several others hailing down onto the floor. My
skull pounded with pain. Someone had thrown their glass of water at me, maybe
in an attempt to stun me. Had they been successful it would have given the
broom pusher enough time to bring a foot or the broomhead down on me and squash
me like a pancake.
Nerves shocked with
electricity from the chill, I fought to stay lucid and not pass out.
At least the water washed the Tabasco sauce off. As my
body dripped over the floor, I kept running and the chillness disappeared with
the frenetic exertion. Ducking my head, made the last mad dash, passing out of
the blue room and back into the wall-pumping bass music filling the central floor.
A cursory glance up and down the endless polished aisle
floor showed less towering foot traffic on my right, so I turned and began to
race up that way. The music shocked my feet as I followed the aisle along the
wall filled with stray people heading up and down. Darkness and lasers flashed
like lightning. I was invisible on the floor; my only hope was to try and pass
the shoes without being stood on.
Then footsteps came bounding out behind me. Some of the
people in the blue room must have seen me run out. My chest panged with dread;
I couldn’t outrun normal sized people charging at me full sprint, and out in
the central floor there were no tables or low hanging surfaces to hide under;
it was just dancefloor and the railings that bordered spaces, with big chubby
vinyl cushions placed around the edges.
High above the central dancefloor, the scintillating laser
lights were connecting at right angles, creating grids in mid-air, diamonds,
prisms, cages, and suddenly I was thinking of Jennifer and what she was doing
right now, and wondering if I’d be able to get out of here alive to see her
ever again.
I screamed at the top of my lungs but no one heard me.
A swooping sensation climbed up my body, my stomach curled
like a fist and vomit projected out of my mouth but my legs kept pumping. The
swooping sensation vanished with the contents of my stomach, a load of
undigested Kolade. I felt better, but not much.
Down the aisle bordering the dancefloor, I passed giant
shoes; some of these stopped and shuffled around to follow my path, and I
thought I heard gasps from above, just over the beating music.
The footsteps behind me seemed to have stopped. I turned
back to check: no pursuers. I turned around again to keep running.
And there was a pair of giant high heels blocking my path.
Chapter 41: Skyros Part 4: Central Floor Sub-Room by Zerda
I kept running, my brain overloaded with adrenaline and
fear, and tried to leap between the oversized high heels directly in front of
me. There was a gap between them; if I could just –
The
towering figure above seemed to bend over – for one fear-blinding second I
thought she was tripping over me and I was destined to be squished under a
collapsing breast or stomach – but the ‘fall’ was too controlled and
transformed into a graceful crouch. The giant black shadow of an outstretched hand
came parasoling over my head, and I watched it, stunned into stillness, too
late realizing the hand was not looking to stabilize itself flat against the
floor, but looking to unloosen me
from the floor.
The hand
disappeared over and behind my head before there came a pinching at the back of my waistband – pulling
painfully tight around my groin – and my upper body dropping forward as I was
yanked up into the air by the back of my pants. As the air whooshed and bass
beat thumped, my waistband pulled so tight around my lower belly that I
couldn’t breathe properly. My arms waved around as I dangled, seeing the floor
rapidly descending, and the dark bodies continued to dance all around, like a
forest of wavering trees, no one having noticed me.
The air
whizzed past, more long, flexible objects hooked around my shoulders, pinning
my arms to my torso. Still wet from the tipped glass of iced water, I almost
slipped through the sweaty flesh, but the hand responded immediately; tensing
even more around my torso, compressing it inwards, making me gasp for oxygen
into my increasingly squashed torso. My diaphragm fought against the increasing
cinch of pressure; I took rapid, small breaths, trying to expand my lungs as
much as possible. If the fist continued to tense, it could easily snap my
bones. I couldn’t thrash against it, and trying to scream, only a tiny whimper
escaped, muffled by the blasting club music.
The world
tilted around until I was looking straight up at the face of a girl; her face
shadowed in the dim light, the unseen eyes must have been locked on me, as mine
were locked onto hers.
The fingers
surrounding me then loosened slightly to allow a firm object to start working
away into my chest; I tucked my chin in, peering down vaguely to see the tip of
a giant thumb kneading up and down against my ribcage, powerfully enough to
make my ribs groan and shift around.
The ironing
motion of the thumb drove the fingernail a little too deeply into my gut,
connecting painfully with the curving bands that were my bottom ribs. In the
giant girl's urgency to rub my chest – maybe to calm me down – she apparently did
not appreciate the potential strength in just her fingertips compared to my
puny anatomy. My bottom ribs were accidentally being leveraged up by the
probing thumbnail, making me fear for an immediate bone fracture any second.
I gave a
yip. The thumb halted, resting on my solar plexus, and I inwardly sighed in
relief, and my head tilted back to apprehend my captor. Lasers had been
wandering all around the room and for an instant, gleamed in her eyes and sent
me a flash of her twisted, triumphant grin and in an instant I was sickened
with fear. My legs began to paddle pathetically in the air, my arms trapped
against my sides beneath her sweaty palm flesh. My throat ripped with a hoarse
scream.
One huge
thumb humped over my chest and settled heavily on my mouth, preventing me from
screaming anymore.
“SHHH,” she
murmured conspiratorially, her voice galloping with exhilaration. “DON’T TELL
ANYONE.”
Her other
hand had slipped down to her handbag, surreptitiously working the zip and
holding the widening slit open, while sending me inexorably towards the gaping
black threshold, past which point I would be zipped up again and lost from view,
and no one would know I was trapped in there.
Or, almost no one.
Out from
the darkness there was a feminine growl:
“STOP THAT.”
A hand
clamped around the girl’s wrist, jerking me away from the open bag.
“UHHH, EXCUSE ME?!” the girl yelped, glaring up
into the face of her intervener.
“YOU WILL LET
HIM GO. THIS INSTANT.”
“WHAT, LIKE
YOU OWN HIM?” she scoffed, with her
free hand trying to yank the zip shut again, and then anxiously fix her hair.
“AND WHO
ARE YOU?” the other woman, the intervener, demanded.
“I AM…” the
girl huffed as if reluctant to provide a name, “…I AM OVER THIS! UGH. LAY-TERRRR!”
I was
dumped, almost upside down, onto a soft palm incensed with complex, expensive
perfume, as the girl swished around and stalked off through the crowd. As I sat
up on the palm, the fingers of another identically fragranced hand curled
around me, tanned and elegant, with French manicured nails. My Kolade coked up
heart skipped with lust before I could stop it. The fingers arranged around my
ribcage to hold me firmly in the palm, while the thumb gently hooked around my
head.
Then I was
being drawn in to a black cocktail dress. I was cradled against the soft dress
fabric covering a wall of taut belly, with the inside fingers cupped around my
other side. The abdominal wall expanded against me with each inhalation as I
was pressed against it. With each of my own inhalations I got a head full of
perfume. The ruffled fabric whispered and tickled against my cheek as body heat
radiated against my somewhat squashed front.
The world started
swaying in gentle motion over the floor, not in time with the music and the
dancers, but an assured gait that was now heading away from the music. From
beneath the thumbpad semi-obscuring my vision there were glimpses of tall dark
bodies passing on either side. My keeper moved strategically amidst the throngs,
pressing me against her dress to shield me from attention, while the thumbpad idly
padded over my face, continually blotting my vision, while tilting my jaw,
compelling my head to face her, or, away from people, or softly planting itself
over my features and holding there until people had passed by.
In a moment
of pause in a patch of shadowy floor, I was lifted up the lithe torso of the
woman to stop just above her strapless bust, sheltered at her neck, where her
perfume was the most intense. She tilted her head down close to my face like I
was a phone she was about to speak into, while her dusky eyes continued to
wander the crowds, Alizarin-painted lips pursed and betraying nothing. There
was nowhere else to look, I was walled in by the the extensive physical
landscape of the woman’s poised face, framed by a silky curtain of dark hair
like a glossy waterfall at midnight.
In the cool air, her alcohol-spiced breath warmed my
shoulders and neck. Panic prickled along the nape of
my neck. I wriggled to try and free myself of her grip, but her fingers closed
in, giving my midsection a small but commanding pinch, extinguishing all my efforts
to escape.
“MI SPIACE,
DOLCEZZA,” came a low murmur right in my ear, as the thumb affectionately
stroked my jawline. “LOOK AT ME PAWING YOUR FACE LIKE THIS. IT'S AN EXTRA
MEASURE OF ANONYMITY FOR YOUR BENEFIT. YOU ARE, AFTER ALL, INCONVENIENTLY
EYE-CATCHING, DON’T YOU THINK?”
As we moved
through another crowd and people hemmed in from both sides, I tried to shift my
head out from the thumb to see if anyone had noticed me, though the lack of
surprised exclamations already told me they hadn’t. The fingers responded to my
squirming, tightening their grip, while the thumb began to stroke up and down
my face as if in reassurance, sometimes gently scratching at my scalp.
"SILLY
LITTLE MAN," she intoned, barely audible, "YOU CANNOT BE TRUSTED TO KEEP
YOURSELF OUT OF TROUBLE…”
At the end
of the floor, we ascended the small set of stairs up to another area, one I
hadn’t been to yet. Dim lit, raised area off to the side, with a view of the
central floor without being in the thick of it. In the corner of this
floorspace, there was a corner booth and a lone young woman sitting on the
banquette, watching us approach. Her light hair was tied back and she was
wearing sandal heels and a champagne colored dress; the light, peaceful color emerging
out of the dim lighting like a reprieve on my eyes, or maybe it just distracted
me enough from the person holding me. She had bright,
curious eyes and a friendly smirk. There were a couple of cocktails on the
table, and a small paper cup of French fries with dipping sauce.
The girl leaned
forward, relaxed, stretching both arms over the table, her eyes tracking me as
I was brought closer.
“WHAT DO
YOU HAVE THERE, SAM?” the girl said with a small, puzzled smile up at my
keeper. “LOOKS LIKE A LITTLE PERSON.”
As the
girl’s curious eyes dropped back down to me, her smile dampened while her eyes widened.
“OH MY GOD,
IT IS A LITTLE PERSON.”
“HE HAS A
NAME,” came the response, composed but not unfriendly, “AND I BELIEVE HE WOULD
PREFER IF YOU WERE TO USE IT. THIS IS MR MOUSSEAU.”
“ISN’T THAT
JERRY MOUSSEAU?”
My feet
came down onto the firm table surface as the tanned fingers uncurled, while I
stood shakily for a second, and the banquette rustled as the seat directly
behind me was taken up, at a right angle from the other girl.
“No. His
twin brother,” I said.
“PLEASED TO
MEET YOU, WHICHEVER MOUSSEAU YOU ARE,” the girl played along. “DARCY.” And one
of her hands came sliding over the table towards me.
“UHM, HOW
DO WE DO THIS…?” she said, extending her fingertips as if to shake my hand. Instead,
I bent and planted a kiss on the reflective nail dome, which elicited an
impressed smile from the girl, as she said:
“OH. A TRUE
GENTLEMAN.”
“JERRY IS
VERY MUCH THE GENTLEMAN,” the poised voice conceded behind me, as a finger
brushed my back and began rubbing between my shoulder blades.
“SO, SAM…YOU
NEVER TOLD ME YOU KNEW JERRY…!” the girl exclaimed in surprise, looking between
me and up above my head. “HOW DO YOU GUYS KNOW EACH OTHER?”
No one said
anything for a second. The finger at my back hesitated, curling so the knuckle
rested against my spine.
“Mutual work
acquaintances,” I said, shifting my weight on my feet, putting my hands into my
pockets. “I did a modelling shoot and we bumped into each other.”
The
fingerpad made a firm smoothing motion over my left shoulder, like a hand
giving my shoulder a reassuring squeeze. Then it went back to rubbing my backbone.
“OH,” Darcy
went on, as if uninterrupted, and leaned over the table towards me, “SAMANTHA
AND I ALSO MET THROUGH WORK. A WORK
FUNCTION.”
She took
Samantha’s other hand across the table and squeezed it, and I said:
“You guys
are dating?”
“THAT IS
CORRECT,” Darcy replied coyly. "HOW ABOUT
YOU?” she said, pulling a fry out of the pile, dipping it in sauce and eating
it. “IN A RELATIONSHIP?”
“Yeah. I’m
engaged.”
“OH,
CONGRATULATIONS!”
Samantha
said nothing.
A huge forefinger
– Darcy’s – extended into my face to gently prod my chest, coincidently where
my tattoo was.
“YOU’RE TOO
CUTE TO BE SINGLE,” she decided aloud.
Looking
away for a moment, Darcy shifted in her seat, folding her arms over the table
while leaning towards me eagerly:
“I DON’T
WANT TO SEEM LIKE SOME CRAZY ANNOYING FAN,” she said with an anxious smile, “BUT
COULD I, YOU KNOW, POSSIBLY GET YOUR AUTOGRAPH?”
“Sure,” I
said, grateful for the distraction.
She whipped
a pen and notepad out of her handbag, tearing a blank page off and placing it
on the table in front of me, and then, with some hesitation, put sliding the pen
into my awaiting hands. I stood it up on its tip and gripped it like a
flagpole.
“SORRY,”
she said, “I DON’T HAVE A SMALLER PEN.”
“It’s
fine,” I said, holding the pen a bit like a shovel and dragging it over the
paper. I wrote out a short, personalized inscription before signing my name.
“HEY, JERRY…!”
Raf’s voice cut through the room, and then he was striding up to the table,
letting out a sound like his chest collapsed in relief. “LOOKING ALL OVER FOR
YOU, MAN!”
“I’m sorry,
buddy,” I said, presenting the pen and autograph back to Darcy. “I lost my
phone.”
But he
pulled it out of his pocket and held it up, clamped between his fingertips:
“NAH, MAN, I GOT
IT. IT WAS ON CLYDE.”
His eyes
flicked over the two women as if only just noticing them.
“WHOA, UH…DID
I JUST WALK IN ON SOMETHING?”
“We’re just
talking,” I said quickly.
“OH,” he
sounded relieved. “JUST CHECKING IF WE’RE COOL TO HEAD OUT, BRO, BUT YOU LOOK
LIKE YOU’RE—”
“No, I…” I began,
dusting my sweating palms off on my thighs, “…I guess I should probably be getting
out of here right about now…”
The vinyl
banquette emitted a low sound as Samantha shifted forward, before a finger smoothly
angled around my waist and held there. Her accented burr vibrated behind my
head; as if she had hunched over me.
“I WOULD CARE
FOR A CHAT WITH YOU FIRST, JERRY...”
And then,
in afterthought, the finger stroked my belly as if to soften the gesture.
“…IF THAT’S
ALRIGHT WITH YOU, OF COURSE.”
I placed my
palms down on the finger, which was surprisingly warm and accruing a sheen of perspiration
on the inside of the joints. It made me wonder if she was as anxious as I felt. I twisted around and looked up warily. It seemed
as though my memory had cheated me: she was more disquietingly beautiful than I had
recalled. Her head was turned
down, dark eyes examining me with interest.
Then I
looked across at Raf, who was staring at Samantha.
“Maybe I’ll
hang back for now.”
“I WILL
TAKE CHARGE OF HIS TRANSPORT A LITTLE LATER ON,” Samantha offered to Raf, while
her fingers squeezed my neck in a massaging way.
“WELL, IF
THESE LADIES HAVE GOT YOU ALL COVERED,” Raf said down to me, shuffling
awkwardly on his feet, “I’MM’A ROLL OUT.”
He gave me
a wink.
“Sure. See
you, Raf.”
He put my
phone on the table, saluted me goodbye, and went back down the steps onto the
central floor, heading towards the club’s exit.
Darcy took
another fry and coated it in dip.
“SO, JERRY,
HOW DO YOU LIKE THIS PLACE, ANYWAY?” she asked me, casting a brief look out
towards the dancefloor where Raf had last been seen. Her smirk returned as her
head turned back to me. “YOU SEE THOSE GIRLS UP ON THE PODIUMS? LIKE A GO-GO
BAR.”
“Think I’ll
check out a smaller club next time.” I rubbed my sweaty hands together. “Does
anyone have a hand wipe?”
Samantha
removed a sanitizing wipe from her handbag and gave it to me.
“SHE KEEPS
A WHOLE STASH OF SUPPLIES IN THERE,” Darcy commented.
I also knew
this from personal experience.
The wet
wipe was a tiny folded up square, but unfolded, was to me more like a towel,
damp with ethanol antibacterial. I began to run it over my hands, and then my
bare arms and face, as well as the back of my neck. The women were silent,
watching me. Then—
“JERRY…”
Darcy said suddenly.
I looked up
from the wet wipe to see her smiling down at me, shyly.
“…UM…IF YOU’RE
LOOKING FOR A SEAT, YOU COULD ALWAYS SIT IN MY HAND. IT’S FREE RIGHT NOW,” she waggled
her fingers, adding eagerly: “NO RESERVED SIGN, SEE? I WOULD HURRY BEFORE
SOMEONE ELSE TAKES IT.”
She held
her hand open, palm up against the table as I wandered over – her smile
becoming less shy and more pronounced – and climbed onto the platform of soft, crease-lined
skin, stretching my legs out and resting my arm along her cocked thumb, nail
coated in ruby red polish. She giggled as my fingers and heels dug against her
flesh, it must have tickled.
“LET’S GET
A PHOTO, THE THREE OF US!” she said. “GET IN, GET IN!” she said, sliding up
against Samantha.
Sitting in
Darcy’s palm, I was lifted up just under the women’s faces as Samantha took the
photo with her phone. The women shifted and rustled on the seat and I sensed
them exchange looks and conspiratorial gestures behind my head, but before I
could turn my head to see what they were doing, I had the instantaneous
impression that my head was about to get crushed between compacting walls; as
both women came in swiftly, one on either side, their sultry lips ensconcing my
tiny head in a moist smooching embrace. It was captured in photo, and snatching
Samantha’s phone for review, Darcy laughed bashfully; my face was so perfectly
enclosed between the lush padding of their combined lips that it looked like
they were kissing each other just above my headless body.
As Samantha
put her phone down again, and I self-consciously wiped the mask of saliva and
lipstick and lipgloss off my features, Darcy gently lifted her hand, and me, up and down in experimental fashion.
“I’VE NEVER
HELD A BODYBUILDER IN ONE HAND.” Then to me: “HE’S SO LIGHT!”
“AND VERY
STRONG,” Samantha muttered in earnest.
“I’m not a
bodybuilder,” I frowned, trying to visualize what my body used to look like
before I’d shrunk, and disturbed that I couldn’t. “I just work out.”
Darcy
laughed and shook her head as if she didn’t believe me.
“NO, I WORK OUT. YOU’RE A MINIATURE MUSCLE
MAN!”
Her other
hand swept in close, fingers extending towards me with hesitation.
“CAN I HAVE
A LITTLE FEEL, THERE?”
“Sure,” I
said, holding out my arms.
Her
fingertip began probing around my shoulder muscle, and giving my bicep a small
pinch between forefinger and thumb. Before I could react, one of her fingers
smoothly rolled over my chest so she could inspect my pecs.
“OH, IS
THAT A TATTOO?” she cooed. “THAT IS JUST GORGEOUS – SAM, LOOK AT HIS CHEST!”
Samantha
hunched down and stroked a thumbnail over my pec to pull it taut, her brow
narrowing as she read the little brand. As she did this, I could feel one of
Darcy’s fingertips now probing around my back muscles with interest, and
tracing my ribs with a nail.
Then she grinned
down at me:
“NICE INK WORK. IS ‘J.S.T’ YOUR…LET ME GUESS, FIANCEE?”
“Yeah,
that’s right.”
“I HOPE SO,
OTHERWISE THAT WOULD BE A LITTLE EMBARRASSING.”
Then she sighed as if reminiscence, and said innocently: “BUT WE ALL MAKE
MISTAKES WHEN WE’RE IN LOVE, DON’T WE?”
I avoided all
eye contact for a moment.
Darcy then challenged
me to a wrestling competition between my arm and the pinky finger of her free
hand. I won, so she switched to her thumb, and then I lost. Samantha watched
with amusement, and then, satisfied I was being supervised, slid out from the
table, and turning back to us, said:
“CARE FOR
SOMETHING FROM THE BAR? I’M JUST GETTING A DRINK MYSELF.”
“NO, THANK
YOU, SAM,” Darcy replied, raising her half-finished cocktail for a sip. “I’M STILL
TAKING MY TIME, HERE.”
Samantha’s
eyes then fell upon me. When I was silent, she said, businesslike:
“HAVE
SOMETHING. I WON’T INSIST THAT YOU DRIVE ME HOME.”
“Anything
with whiskey,” I relented.
She melted
into the dark crowds.
Darcy
started dipping french fries again, while I sat in her other hand, slumped
against her thumb, letting my body rest from all the running earlier.
“YOU’RE
SUPER CHILL,” she observed out loud, mid-fry. “I SEE HOW YOU AND SAM CLICKED.
SHE DOESN’T TALK MUCH EITHER.”
“You guys come
here often?” I said, lazily watching each fry in turn get withdrawn, dipped in
sauce, and taken up to her mouth to be mulched.
“HONESTLY, THIS
IS NOT OUR SCENE,” she replied, “BUT SHE WANTED TO, SO…” Glancing around, she
shrugged.
“Well,” I
said, “she’s full of surprises.”
“YEAH,” she
chuckled, and then, hesitating for a moment, lowered her voice. "SHE MIGHT
SEEM TOTALLY MODEST AND, LIKE, THIS PERFECTLY PROPER GIRL," then, wiggling
her eyebrows at me, "BUT SHE'S SAVAGE
IN BED."
"I'll
take your word for it."
"DON'T
SAY ANYTHING; SHE'D BE MORTIFIED IF SHE KNEW I SAID THAT."
"I
would never.”
In
gratitude, she squirmed her finger under my chin to tickle me, and accidentally
painting the underside of my jaw with the French fry grease coating her
fingertip.
“OH,” she
giggled, slightly tipsy, “I’M GETTING MY FINGERPRINTS ALL OVER YOU. HERE, LET
ME—” She took the wet wipe from earlier and passed a corner of it around my
face to wipe the grease off.
“I’m glad
she’s found someone—” I said, once the wet wipe had stopped blotting around my face.
“AHEM, I AM
NOT JUST ‘SOMEONE.’” A fingernail jabbed into my ribs, catching me off guard. I
staggered on my feet and into the soft inside of a cupped hand that had quickly
swept around me to catch me again.
“Of course
not.”
“I’M ONLY
TEASING,” she grinned, leaning forward and snatching up another fry. “SORRY.
PLEASE CONTINUE.”
“She’s
found someone who brings the good parts out.”
Darcy was
quiet, distracting herself with the dip before looking at me again.
“YOU THINK
SO?”
“I hope so.“
“I HOPE SO,
TOO…” Darcy looked away, considering her words, “…YOU’VE KNOWN HER LONG?”
“I wouldn’t
say long, but we were close…” then,
to deflect suspicion about the past tense, quickly corrected myself: “—I mean, are close.” That didn’t sound right
either, but too late, I’d said it.
Fumbling
for words, I went on:
“I mean, she’s
very delicate and you have to treat her carefully…or else, big trouble.” Then words failed
completely and I clamped my jaw shut until my thoughts stopped babbling.
“Don’t say
anything to her,” I mumbled, “or—”
“SHE’D BE
MORTIFIED?” Darcy raised an eyebrow, “WELL,
I THINK IF SHE KNEW YOU FELT THAT WAY, SHE WOULD JUST MELT.”
“No, I’d be mortified.”
“BUT IT’S SO
SWEET,” she insisted. “YOU’RE LIKE HER LITTLE GUARD DOG, JUST MAKING SURE I
TREAT HER LIKE A LADY OTHERWISE YOU’LL COME AFTER ME.”
She looked
away with a small smile.
“I COULD
TELL YOU GUYS WERE TIGHT EVEN BEFORE YOU SAID ANYTHING. SAM DOESN’T LET HER
SOFT SIDE SHOW. BUT SHE’S ALL OVER YOU LIKE YOU’RE HER FAVORITE BABY COUSIN.”
That struck
me dumb. Darcy seemed to sense my awkwardness and dropped the subject. To
smooth over the quiet, she offered me a French fry, and then giggled as I tried
to bite into it like a corn cob.
“WATCH AND
LEARN, SMALL FRY,” she said, taking a small handful and ate them in one
mouthful, over my head, just to tease me.
Chapter 42: Exit Club by Zerda
Samantha
returned from the bar with two Manhattans, mine in a shot glass and another in
a martini glass garnished with a black cherry, for her.
As I stood
and tilted my drink to quaff it, Darcy talked about how she and Samantha met at
a party and connected. My mind followed the upbeat sound of her voice even
while my body stiffened at the familiar pressure of Samantha’s touch, which had
subtly found its way over the table, back to me. As Darcy recounted funny
anecdotes, two fingertips rested against the small of my back. Somewhat
unnerving, not only because it reminded me of a gesture people did at parties
with their partner – but at normal size, with their entire hand – but also
because it was startlingly seductive. The whiskey was warming my insides while,
at the same time, her insistent touch warmed my back. I pretended not to notice
as the gentle pressure carried on with small rubbing motions.
Soon she
was no longer rubbing my shoulders but actively probing around the musculature
of my back and arms. Last time she’d seen me I’d been lean and somewhat wasted,
and now I was even beefier than ever. Then the thumb tip was nudging around my
ribcage with the insistence of a nuzzling animal.
With a
straight face, Darcy insisted:
"NOW
THAT SAM'S FOUND BUDDHISM IT'S CHANGED HER LIFE."
Samantha
laughed, looking away as if embarrassed.
"IT
WAS A SINGLE RETREAT, DARCY. ONE DOES NOT CONVERT SO EASILY."
“I TOLD HER
TO QUIT MODELLING,” Darcy explained to me, “THAT WAS MY HUSTLE, TOO. YOU BECOME
DISTANCED FROM YOUR BODY, OBSESSED WITH SIZE AND CONTROL, AND ALL THESE METRICS.
IT SPIRALS INTO SOMETHING UNHEALTHY.”
Once the
drinks were finished the women started talking of parting. Darcy called a cab
for herself and then grinned down at me:
"IS IT
WRONG TO SAY I WANT TO STUFF YOU IN MY POCKET AND SNEAK YOU HOME?” The volume
of her tone now rose and fell exuberantly; unable to hide her tipsiness.
“You don’t
have a pocket,” I pointed out.
“SHOOT!
YOU’RE RIGHT!” she giggled, and began patting around the folds of her dress.
“BUT I BET I COULD FIT YOU IN HERE SOMEWHERE…”
She shot
Samantha an impish look.
“SORRY,
SAM, BUT YOU KNOW I’M GOING TO KIDNAP HIM AND THERE’S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT
IT!”
For a
moment, no one said anything. The vinyl banquette squeaked awkwardly and there
was a rustling sound against the floor, like shoes grinding against the resin
floor.
Darcy’s
impish smile dropped.
“WHAT?”
Samantha’s fingers
were tensing around my waist like a vice.
“I PROMISED,”
she said gently. “THEREFORE HE IS WITH ME.”
Before I
could react, I went shooting up into the air as she shifted out from the table.
My waist was tightly kept between her middle finger and thumb, her forefinger
pressed against my chest, incredibly assured that I was in place. However, I
was not as assured, and wrapped my arms around her fingers in desperation.
She took my
phone off the table, gave it the briefest amused glance, and without any fanfare,
dropped it into her handbag. But I could only feel a stab of relief at not
following it inside.
The giant
hand adjusted its grip around my torso as it drew me up against her body,
fanning the other hand around me protectively.
Outside the
club, people were smoking and talking in the shady street, orange in the street lights. The air was
settled and cool. Down the street, people had spilled out of a lit bar and onto
the sidewalk, drunken laughter echoing. It was very late now, and the streets
were largely empty.
The cab
pulled up, and Darcy gave her goodbyes, before the champagne-colored ruched
wall covering her body closed in at me on its way to hug Samantha. As the two
women embraced and kissed, I was on the verge of being sandwiched between the
enclosing walls of their upper bodies this time, but at the last second found
myself saved in the crevice of a few inches with an abdomen on either side, but
so close the streetlight was filtered out and the combined radiation of warmth
and perfume clouded my head for an instant.
Stepping
back again, Darcy patted my head before jumping into her cab, and then it had
pulled off the curb and insinuated itself into the intersecting car lights in
the distance.
I was left
bumping against Samantha’s torso again as her heels clapped over the pavement. I
took sucking breaths of the mild night air, trying to think of something to say
even though there was no urgency for conversation, my thoughts were racing and
my brain needed focus. It was like I’d suddenly found myself in this position
and had little memory of how I’d gotten into it, and even less plan of how to
extricate myself from it.
On either
side, the street inched by, paving lit by the cool streetlights as if washed by
the moon, though the moon was invisible behind the cloudy dark sky. The smear
of urban noise made the air buzz; car engines growled some blocks away,
streetlamps hummed, a distant dog made an enquiring yap, which turned into a
growl.
“HEY,
GIRL,” a man’s voice rebounded across the empty street. There was no drop in
the bumping pace, which continued with the steady clap of heels. “WHERE ARE YOU
GOING?”
The stride
did not slow, but the arm holding me lowered all the way until I was parallel
with her mound, while a big fold of the pleated skirt was bundled up with a
discreet sweep of the other hand and dumped over my head like a curling wave,
trapping me in its soft ruffled layers.
I
spluttered, waved my arms, trying to free myself and clear my view, but to no
avail. I was held tight in the pocket of fabric in her hand, bumping against
her mound with her rolling saunter, like I was balled up underwear rocking
around in the washing machine.
From
behind, shoes scuffing rapidly over the road, and heavy, male breathing.
"TOO
GOOD FOR ME, HUH? LISTEN WHEN I TALK TO YOU, MAMI."
Many things
then happened all at once.
The world
came to a jarring halt and whirled around. The man must have grabbed her and
yanked her. The break of momentum caused me to briefly get crushed against her
crotch as her hand tightened over me.
“GET OFF OF
ME,” came Samantha’s voice, “DON’T YOU DAR—” a halting grunt that told me she
was being restrained.
Her hand
squeezed around me erratically, painfully, the dress folds rubbing all over my
body. It felt like being trapped inside a sleeping bag that people were
crawling over, and their arms and knees were digging into my body – except the
arms and knees were her shifting fingers, struggling to keep me wrapped up.
Samantha
screamed and there was a jolting shockwave sensation, though I was insulated by
her palm and the pouch of dress fabric. The air thickened with the sound of
grunts and heavy breathing. Her hand slackened for an instant, a gap of dim
light appeared through the folds. I squirmed madly out between the vice of her
fingers, moving like I’d been electrocuted.
Without
warning I was falling free; my hands clawed and snatched up silky fabric and I
was dangling from her skirt, clinging like a little monkey.
“JERRY—!” Samantha’s voice came for an
instant before she was forcibly muffled.
“SHUT UP,”
said the male voice. “NO ONE IS COMING.”
Adrenaline
seemed to make time slow down and my brain put the scene together with
lightning speed. He had corralled her into an alley and had her thrust up
against the wall, his body pressed against hers, and hand covering her mouth. I
leapt from the silky dress folds onto a sweatpant covered tree trunk and
scrabbled up to the baggy juncture.
“Hey!” I
yelled out. “Back off!”
“THE FUCK
IS—?” the man’s voice thundered from above. The sweatpants rattled me as he
jumped back and the shadow of a huge hand came swatting down while I leapt
around the thigh to the outer hip—
A start ran
through the man’s body as something, far above me, collided with a smack with
his head. The swatting hand jerked away, lifting to shield the face. I looked
up to see a leathery wrecking ball – a handbag – swinging away and then come
flying back into man’s head, and connect with a crack. A million and one
cosmetics rattled inside the floppy leather, as efficient as a sock filled with
ball bearings. The thigh unbalanced and shook me as it stomped around to get
out of the way.
“Get your
hands off her!” I sought to get his attention back to me. “Hey, down here!”
For an instant
his eyes burned into me with rage, and his hand was shooting down again,
reaching around towards his outer hip where I clung, every intention of
snuffing my life out—
There was a
thump and his whole body tensed up while a whoosh of air rushed out of his
lungs, followed by a groan. Samantha had expediently kneed him in the groin. He
wheeled back and staggered, as the thigh I was clinging to started to collapse,
the concrete was rising up to meet me, but before I could leap off, a hand
wrapped around me and yanked me free.
Then I was
flying through the air, the streets whipping past. The rapid steps didn’t clap
sharply, the high heels now gripped from the other hand.
A block
down, the building silhouettes cleared and expanded out onto the charcoal field
of the outdoor carpark next to a glowing gas station, a couple of SUVs lined
up, and people working the pumps, filling up. The pace slowed, I was smushed up
securely against the soft wall just beneath her bust as the bumping motion
steadied.
There was
pressure around my temples as my head was given a quick rub.
“GRAZIE,”
she intoned softly.
“I didn’t
do anything,” I muttered, feeling like a liability, while fear and anger burned
through my bloodstream.
“YOU GAVE
ME A FRIGHT,” she countered, as if that was enough.
I went
silent, thinking about the desperate way she’d called my name earlier. I had
only heard that startling, jagged emotion in her usually composed tone once
before.
It had been
back when the investigators had stormed her house to take her into custody and
bust me out of her lingerie drawer. It had sounded like she’d gotten enraged at
them for finding her out and detaining her. But maybe that hadn’t been the true
source of her anger. Maybe it hadn’t been outrage at getting caught.
Maybe it
had been outrage at being separated from me.
Motion
ceased in front of a black Lexus coupé with tinted black windows. She swung the
car door open and slid into the driver seat, shutting the door and engaging the
lock. Only now my racing heartbeat began to stabilize again.
She didn’t
put me between her legs, as Jen would have done, but kept me in her hand, held
up just under her face, which searched the black interior before glancing down
at me, nonplussed. Her respiration was still elevated, breath hitting me with a
repeated warm push.
“WHERE IS
IT YOU WOULD NORMALLY PERCH?”
The last
time she had driven me anywhere had been from the inside of her handbag.
I
explained:
“A special
seat in my driver’s car.”
Of course,
her car did not have the booster seat. She inquired:
“AND WHEN
YOU’RE NOT COMMUTING…?”
I looked
down, beginning to blush.
“Between my
fiancée’s legs.”
She
hesitated, her eye contact held on me, dark and intensely scrutinizing. I
struggled to return it. It made my stomach flutter helplessly.
“THAT
DOESN’T SIT WITH ME,” she murmured, “AND I MUST THINK YOU ARE FED UP WITH MY
LOWER PELVIS.”
Then she was
silent for a moment, thinking.
“I HAVE AN
IDEA, IF YOU WOULDN’T MIND…”
“Yes…?” I
said, thinking she was going to suggest the handbag express. But instead she
answered:
“INSIDE MY
BRA CUP. IT WOULD KEEP YOU RESTRAINED AGAINST MY CHEST. I UNDERSTAND IF IT
WOULD MAKE YOU UNCOMFORTABLE, BUT WE’RE NOT FLUSH WITH OPTIONS.”
“I’ll take
it,” I shrugged, too tired to argue.
She paused
to glance around the windows to make sure that no one was passing. Satisfied,
she pulled the top of the dress bodice away from her bust and pulled out a
silicone cup, one half of a stick-on bra, or basically a pair of inserts.
Holding the
cup concave up in her palm, her other hand began to slide me into the cup,
arranged so my back was against the concave insert. The bust was opened again,
the cup carefully slid back in, with my feet first. As she eased the cup down
into position, the soft curve of her breast slid up my front, and as it rolled
up towards my head, seeming weightier and weightier.
Just before
the warm weight of her breast covered my face, she stopped to grasp my head
between her thumb and fingers, and gently tug me upwards, and holding me like
that as she shifted the dress back into position.
With the
fabric released, the top of the dress drew in tight against the back of my
neck, keeping me pinned in position on the protruding gentle slope of her chest
wall, with my body hugging the smooth, creamy flesh of her right breast.
The dress
bust was designed to be incredibly close fitting, and each time she took in a
breath, the mammary expanded against me, squashing me against the silicone cup.
At the very height of inhalation, the pressure was near intolerable, but this
was only for a fraction of a second, before the mammary shrunk down again with
every exhalation, giving me a burst of relief before the next hit of building pressure.
Her heartbeat
pattered against my ribs, which became calming, while her perfume clouded my
brain and started to make my thinking sluggish.
“IS YOUR SEATBELT
ON?” she said wryly.
Assured
with my positioning, my apartment address was input into the GPS and then the
car was rolling down the streets. With the engine running and the car wheels spinning
over the road, minute vibrations ran up through the seat, and through her bust
as a medium, sending vibrations through my body like my flesh was shivering.
Without thinking, I squirmed against her breast, trying to stretch my arms and
legs, and release a little of the pressure digging into the back of my neck. As
soon as I moved, there was an interruption in the rhythm of her breathing as her
chest wall seemed to stiffen.
I froze.
A hand
drifted away from the steering wheel to give my head a forgiving squeeze. I
turned my head to the side, resting it on the plush surface of her chest,
feeling her heart beating into my ear. To the side, glowing car lights flashed
past the window.
The outside
lights started to burn against my eyes, and they began to close in protest. Her
chest continued to expand into my diaphragm as she breathed, which became less
uncomfortable as I learned to time my breathing so that we were not inhaling at
the same time, otherwise her substantially larger chest would squeeze my lungs empty
like tiny sponges.
“THANK YOU
FOR NOT MAKING A FUSS TONIGHT,” she said in a quiet voice.
I blinked,
managing to catch myself before I stretched or shifted around. Outside, long
strips of lit apartment windows flashed past, punctuated by glowing traffic
lights, and street signs too dark and blurred to read.
“I’m onto
other things in my life now.”
“SÌ – I’M VERY
AWARE OF THAT.”
“And I wasn’t
in court, so…whatever the outcome was…I just—”
“IT’S
COMPLICATED AND TEDIOUS,” she carried on smoothly, even with an air of
disinterest, “BUT MY LAWYER EXPLAINED THERE WAS A LEGAL TECHNICALITY. YOUR SIZE
CREATED SOME SUGGESTION THAT MY CONDUCT WAS INTENDED TO PROTECT YOU. SO THE SENTENCE WAS RELAXED.”
“I don’t
understand…”
“IT WAS UNUSUAL,” she admitted. “MY ADVOCATE
WAS GIVEN THE MOST PREPOSTEROUS REASON FOR YOUR ABSENCE.”
It struck
me as unfair for her to decide to canvass this solemn subject when I was helplessly
draped over her left breast, and with the skin-tight bustline biting into the
back of my neck, unable to free myself.
“BUT MAYBE
FOR THE BETTTER,” she mused. “COURT IS NOT THE MOST PLEASANT PASTIME…”
“It’s
forgotten," I insisted, if only because the subject made me so uncomfortable. But she seemed keen to go on:
“OUR TIME
TOGETHER WAS NOT WELL SPENT, AND I…I WAS…I NEVER…IT WASN’T APPROPRIATE.”
Her voice
was cracking now. She took a deep breath – in doing so, her bust applied a
sharp pinch of pressure to my body. Her rapid heartbeat throbbed into my spine.
Painfully
embarrassed, I said:
“You were
going through some stuff. I was too.”
There was a
long moment of quiet. I assumed the conversation had ended. But then, in a
calmer, more agreeable voice, she said:
"THE
TRIAL GAVE ME A NEW PERSPECTIVE…I AM DESPERATELY EAGER NOT TO REPEAT IT.”
She went on
meditatively, but at some point during the ride I entered the ‘Kolade crash’; the
rapid downward rush of energy after the stimulant spike. My eyes drifted shut
to the smell of car leather and her rolling accent, which seemed to carry on unconcerned
that I was no longer replying.
“SHE IS QUITE
TAKEN WITH YOU,” she was saying, referring to Darcy, “AND IN MY OPINION, YOU
LOOK ENTIRELY AT HOME IN THE PALM OF HER HAND. IF WE HAD NOT LEFT WHEN WE DID,
SHE WOULD HAVE BEEN KEEN TO MAKE THAT FUZZY LITTLE TUMMY OF YOURS THE
BENEFICIARY OF A SOFT RUB.”
I got the
sense she was teasing me, but as she said this in a straight tone, it was hard
to tell. If she ever made a joke she made it in her regular speaking voice, and
didn’t intend anyone to laugh.
When my
eyes opened again, the engine was off and the car still, and her dark eyes were
fixed on me.
“WHAT ARE
YOU DREAMING ABOUT, LITTLE ONE?” she said, with a half-smile. “HOW VERY WARM
AND SNUG THERE YOU LOOK. I’M SORRY TO HAVE TO BRING AN END TO YOUR NAP…”
Still
cradled in her bra, she took me into the building, and to my door, where I gave
her the door code and we went inside. The walls of my apartment passed by dimly
and then I was placed on my bed.
She was
silent for a moment as she watched over me, as if to satisfy herself that I was
going to be alright on my own. I expected her to leave then, but instead, she slipped
out of her shoes and then slid down gracefully until she was kneeling at the
bedside, bringing her face down to my level.
Fixing me a
tender look as a lover would, she brought her hand against my face and began brushing
her thumb against my cheek, and then my lips and brow. Inwardly burning with
discomfort, I wrapped my hand around her thumb and stroked it awkwardly,
waiting for the moment to pass.
“I
ACTUALLY DO CARE FOR YOU.”
When I
didn’t reply she lowered her hand to the mattress, and began idly prodding at
my feet with her ring finger, went on:
“BUT I
UNDERSTAND THAT YOU’RE KEEN TO MOVE ON AFTER WHAT HAPPENED BETWEEN US. SO AM
I.”
“I’m not
going to go sell my story to the magazines, if that’s what you mean.”
As if for
some distraction, she was now trying to scoop up my toes onto the white
overhanging edge of her thumbnail, not playfully but absent-mindedly, as if my
foot wasn’t attached me.
“It’s over,”
I said, trying to slide my foot away from her grasp. “If you say it’s over,
it’s over.”
She paused
and lifted her eyes back to my face.
“BUT IT’S
NOT WHAT I SAY. IT’S WHAT YOU SAY.”
She pushed
against my bicep with a finger, the white tip of her nail causing the muscle to
dimple inward.
“IS THIS
OBSESSION COME ABOUT BECAUSE OF ME?”
“It’s not
an obsession!” I said, pulling my arm away. “It’s just a hobby.” Then I quickly
corrected myself, “Actually, it’s not a hobby. It’s a side-effect of working
out. That’s all.”
She was
quiet for a long time, but her eyes didn’t leave me, like she was weighing the
plausibility of my words.
“THAT IS
ALL,” she repeated to herself. Then: “I HAVE YOUR TRUST AGAIN?”
It was
unclear whether this was a question or not. I answered anyway.
“I…guess so.”
She
responded forthrightly:
“THEN IT
WOULD BE ALRIGHT WITH YOU IF WE WERE TO END THE NIGHT ON A KISS?”
I stared up
at her, frowning, thinking I must have misunderstood, but her face was
impassive.
“A
GOODNIGHT KISS,” she clarified.
She hadn’t
said it with any inkling of flirtation, so I shrugged and mumbled:
“I guess it
is.”
Deep down, I
was grateful for her looking out for me and driving me home, and not sure how
to say ‘no’ without ruining the nice vibes.
Before I could muse on this, she pinched my chin delicately
between fore finger and thumb to keep my head still as she considered my face for
a moment. Then, her thick black
lashes lowered demurely over her dark brown eyes, while the shiny Alizarin
reddened lips pouted with anticipation.
My stomach flipped around as the bright red puckered lips
expanded rapidly before my eyes, coming straight for my defenceless face. There
was no feasible way the sheer mass of her enormous lips could aim anywhere on
my face with precision, without capturing a whole lot else besides.
At the last moment the fingertips steered my head to the
side before a puff of breath warmed my cheek, an instant before the thick plush
lips made contact, painting the side of my face in liquid velvet lipstick.
My cheek seemed to be stuck in place against her mouth for a
moment longer, suctioned gently as she puckered, while her breath beating into
the top of my head from her nostrils, before she drew back again.
Her thumb
slid under my chin, lifting my head and keeping it balanced on her nail as she
appraised me.
“MMM, WHAT
A DIVINELY SOFT, KISSABLE FACE.”
“I use
moisturizers,” I said, blushing. And then added, “Well, my fiancée springs them
on me.”
“SHE MUST
LOVE YOU DEEPLY. I KNOW YOU’LL MAKE A GALLANT LITTLE GROOM. HAVE YOU
CONTEMPLATED A WEDDING DATE?”
“No. it’s
probably premature, but…” I had to pause, trying to get my throat to work
against the subtle pressure of her thumbnail, pushing against it, as she still
hadn’t let go of my head, “…I’d be okay with you coming. And Darcy, if you want
to bring her as a guest.”
Her
thumbnail began to rub back and forth against my neck with gentle affection.
“I WOULD BE
HONORED IF YOU WERE TO INVITE US TO ATTEND YOUR WEDDING, JERRY.”
“Well...okay.
No date yet, but I’ll keep you both in mind.”
Her
thumbnail finally slid away. But now she had noticed by the way the crotch of
my pants was beginning to point up, which in turn, made me intensely aware of
it, and my blush deepened.
“THIS IS
ABOUT THE TIME I MUST BE LEAVING YOU,” she said, adding with a coy smile, “AND
LET YOU ACHIEVE SOME QUALITY OF SLEEP.”
She paused,
looking away for a moment, becoming distracted by her white-tipped nails. She
might have been smirking but it was hard to tell.
“BUT…I
WONDER IF YOU’D BE GENEROUS ENOUGH TO LET ME GET AWAY WITH ONE LAST KISS.”
I shifted
in place as I contemplated this. My balls were starting to really ache.
But she
didn’t wait for an answer. She bent low over me, and bracing the back of my
head with two fingertips, this time not bothering to aim for my cheek, just
going straight in for my lips. My face was entirely engulfed in the soft, waxy
masses of her lips, my eyes squashed shut by the powerful flexion of her
puckering kiss, my nose flattened, my lips crushed, while her breath beat
against the top of my head from out of her nostrils, blowing my hair around
hotly.
The soft
flesh of my face was gripped slightly by the suction of her lips, and gently
pulled at my cheeks and mouth. A couple of fingertips came up from behind and
supported the back of my head, but also working to push my head deeper against
her.
Her lips
parted briefly as the tip of her tongue probed my face, sponging it over in warm
film of saliva. With her lips parted the suction became so great that for one
terrifying second I was convinced my whole head was about to be slurped up.
But then
the giant lips sprung free with a small wet smack, gratefully relinquishing
their domination over my head, leaving me shaky and panting, and my face
painted bright red and lined with lip crease marks.
Without
saying anything, she withdrew a make-up wet wipe from her handbag and used it
to gently dab at my face to clear away the lipstick. I closed my eyes. The soft
massaging pressure of her thumb against the wipe, running around my face
startled me and started making the fork of my pants even tighter.
Examining
my arousal coolly, she gave my bulge a gentle nudge with the tip of a finger.
Then shifted, preparing to stand.
“FAR TOO
LATE FOR ME,” she muttered.
I cleared
my throat.
“You don’t
have to drive tonight,” I offered. “I don’t use this bed. It’s practically
yours…” I wrung my hands as she surveyed me, pondering my suggestion impassively.
“…if you want.”
“YOU TEMPT
ME AND I SHOULDN’T,” she murmured, turning away. Then, regaining her full
height, she left the bedside and went as if to leave the room, switching of the
light.
Returning
to sit on the bedside, she removed her heels, peeled the sheets back and slid
her long smooth legs in. As she rested her head on the pillow, her hand swept
around me, gently lifting me from the mattress and sliding me up onto the
pillow towards her face, allowing dusky eyes to effortlessly drink in my miniature
features.
“THE FLOOR
IS COLD…IF WE HAD THE TIME, I WOULD SOAK YOU IN HOT WATER AND SCULPT YOU INTO
MY TOES,” she said softly but without a trace of self-consciousness, while her
thumb traced its way around the perimeter of my head.
I was then
flipped over and her thumbpad came to a rest pressed between my shoulder
blades, and other finger pads are secured against my front, including my groin,
ignoring the fact my semi-hard member is buried beneath one of them.
“SLEEP NOW,
LITTLE ONE,” her throaty intonation throbbed in my ears. Warm air ruffled
through my hair as she kissed the back of my head, and then kept me held there
against her lips, with her breath buffeting down from her nostrils onto the top
of my head and over my face. Warmed by the palm of her hand curled around my
body, I went to sleep.
When I woke
up, it was daytime and she was gone and the sheets were pulled up like she’d
never been there.
Chapter 43: The Invitation Part 1 by Zerda
The air
churned with the morning peak hour transit noise. Raf’s white Chrysler sat at
the red light as cars on the perpendicular road streamed into the junction. It
was Monday, and I was on my way to the set, glancing ahead at the traffic
streaming right past the front window. A car slunk up next to us into the
neighboring lane. In my elevated booster seat I was plainly visible to the
driver, who was using the red light to apply lipstick in the mirror. Then, as
the traffic lights continued to stall on red, she checked her phone and put it
back. I shrank a little in my seat, but she didn’t see me.
“Have you
seen any media on me from last night?” I said.
“LIKE,
REPORTERS?” Raf asked. “I DIDN’T SEE ANYONE. WHY?”
“Like…” I
gestured vaguely, though, to avoid drawing attention to me, he didn’t look down
at me, “…photos....”
“NO CRIME
IN BEING OUT, BRO, HAVING FUN.”
“I’m just a
discreet person, that’s all.”
“SKYROS IS
REAL EXCLUSIVE. IF PEOPLE SAW YOU THERE, IT ADDS DIMENSION TO YOUR PROFILE. A
LITTLE MYSTERY’S A GOOD THING, YOU KNOW?”
“I’ll take
a lot of mystery. There are things
about my life I’d love the public to not see.”
He wrinkled
his eyebrows at me.
“BUT I CAN
LET MY BUDDIES KNOW I WAS VIP AT SKYROS WITH YOU?”
“Sure,” I shrugged.
“I just don’t want my fiancée finding out about it.”
“ME, TELL?
BARELY EVEN SAID WORDS TO YOUR GIRL.”
“If she
found out I was strolling around on the floor of a big nightclub and diving
into women’s purses, I don’t think she’d let me near any nightclub ever again.”
“WOMEN’S
PURSES—?”
“Forget I
said anything.”
“KNOW IT
EXACTLY, LITTLEST BROTINO – BEEN THERE. GIRL’S BUZZING, TRYIN’ TO FIGURE OUT
WHERE YOU ARE, WHO YOU’RE TALKING TO.”
“The
problem is…she usually knows exactly where I am…most times.”
Then I
stammered out:
“I don’t
need her permission, just…I had a really cool time last night and I want to
have more nights like that. Maybe a quieter place that’s not going to get me
into trouble.”
“YOU’RE THE
MAN. I KNOW PLACES. JUST GIVE ME A TIME AND I’LL TAKE YOU THERE. GOT A PLACE IN
MIND, ACTUALLY.”
“Cool.
Whatever it is, next time I get a break, we’ll do it.”
Speaking of
things I didn’t want my fiancée finding out, later that week during a shooting
break, I checked my phone to find a message from Darcy:
Thrilled to meet you last week
and thinking you could come over
this Fri night if not busy,
we cook, you eat,
you know you want to ;)
xx Darcy and Sam
I was going
to be in St Palma over the weekend and didn’t have other plans, the distraction
might be welcome.
On Friday,
while on set between shooting, I worked the phone keys with my whole palms,
writing out another text, letting her know I’d still be coming but might be a
little late due to shooting stretching on past originally prediction.
*
Finally,
the director called a wrap on my last scene of the day and I texted Raf,
letting him know I was done. An aide carried me into the holding area room,
where Raf appeared and took me out to the parking lot to his car.
It was a hazy
evening, the sky was gas flame blue and the clouds moist and intense pink like
candy floss, burning with the last remaining rays of sun, and warm rain
sprinkled over the car windows. The streets were full of grumbling
cars anxious to get home for the weekend, motorists’ hands hovering reactively
close to their horns. I settled back into my booster seat, trying to remain
relaxed as Raf cussed and gesticulated at other drivers.
The air was
thick with hot gas fumes, and made my head spin. My mind began to drift as the
streets scrolled past the window as the sun slunk lower below the shop blocks
and terracotta roof tops. The old-fashioned, iron-wrought streetlamps flicked
on, one by one.
Before
leaving the set I had changed into a smart casual outfit – a gift for the
modelling shoot – my hair looked good thanks to the set stylist, and Raf had
even sprayed me with one of his colognes, practically turning me into a walking
bag of scent. If anything, I was overdone – this wasn’t a date, just a friendly
visit. But I had a public image now, even in private settings I was anxious to
impress.
The neon
yellows of a restaurant flashed out of the darkness, advertising its licence to
serve, and giving my brain the bright flash of realization that I was
forgetting something. Helpless to stop the car, I began to bounce against my
booster harness like an impertinent baby.
“Pull
over!”
It was a
small liquor store down the street. Inside, Raf strode up and down the aisles
while I perused the wine offerings from my position in his hand; my head
turning back and forth in futile effort to make sense of so many lines of giant
bottles. Different wines went with different foods, the problem was, I didn’t
know what was on the menu.
“Recommendations?”
I asked, feeling lost amidst countless missile-shaped bottles that could have
squashed me flat like glass logs if I’d tried to pick one of them up to present
as a dinner gift to anyone.
“FOR A
WOMAN?” He cut in over himself: “DOES YOUR fiancée
KNOW ABOUT THIS?”
“Two women.” I quickly added before he
got the wrong idea: “Dating. I’m invited as a friend.”
“OH,” his
tone completely changed, ignoring that I hadn’t answered his question.
“Yeah.”
“ALL COOL.”
He deliberated. “BUT…THE LADIES FROM
SKYROS, RIGHT?”
“That’s
them.”
“OH,” he
said again. “SEE, I READ THAT SITUATION ALL WRONG. IT LOOKED LIKE, UH…”
His steady
pace halted as he became distracted scrutinizing some bottles.
“THIS,” he
said suddenly, pulling a bottle up off the shelf. “NOT ME, BUT MY EX LOVES IT.”
“Larissa?”
He made a
flippant swatting motion with his hand.
“THE ONE
AND ONLY.” He scanned the label, then took the bottle up to the front, placing
it down on the service counter, but the server was nowhere in sight.
Suddenly, I
was coming down to rest on the counter, too, while the warm, reassuring squeeze
of his huge hand departed. I spun around to stare up at him inquiringly.
“TWO
SECONDS, LITTLE BUDDY!” He appeared to be getting something for himself; it was
Friday evening after all. I turned back, putting my hands in my pockets, rocking
on my feet.
The store’s
automatic sensor doors swished open, admitting a rush of surprisingly warm air
into the cooled, temperature controlled shop interior. At the same time, a
flurry of chatting and laughter bowled in through the glass doors as a gaggle
of young women entered, dressed up as if they were going to, or coming from, a
party.
The girls
began to stride past the counter towards the aisle. As the flock passed by, one
of them tossed her head sideways at the last second, her eyes glancing over me.
Then she demurred, the head whipping back around and stopping, her high heels
pounding the floor in an arrhythmic way as she jarred to a standstill. Her
friends noticed her, vaguely at first, but slowing, and finally noticing me.
Then the murmurs started:
“IS THAT—?”
“THAT’S—!”
“OH MY GOD
IT’S JERRY MOUSSEAU!”
“HE’S SO
TINY!”
“SOMEONE
STOP HIM – GRAB HIM!”
In an
instant, there was a storm of bodies clouding around the counter, I began to
back away but there was nowhere to run, and now the wall of young women had
eclipsed the last known sighting of Raf at the beer fridge, and the tall
shifting forms closed me off from him.
“Uh, Raf…?”
I squeaked.
Arms were
shooting out over the counter which had now turned into a military zone with
giant hands launching out of the sky to seize me. I ran and dived and pivoted
out of the hands crashing out of the sky and snatching for me, as the girls
jostled and shoved each other, giggling and squealing.
A pair of
fingertips plucked at my waist, sending me up into the air, but I narrowly
slipped out again and tumbled back down onto the counter. Then another hand was
barrelling towards me, sliding in a cupping gesture to sweep me over to the
towering form of the hand’s owner.
“LADIES!”
Raf gaped, striding over, “LADIES! BACK UP, PLEASE! WE’RE JUST TRYING TO BUY
SOME DRINKS!”
His hand
dropped through the air and snatched around my torso as tight as a life jacket,
before I was whisked off the counter and zoomed through the air towards his
chest. Then the front of his t-shirt blocked out everything as his hand
enfolded me against his firm chest wall, cupping around me completely so I
couldn’t be seen and kept out of reach by the women.
The server
must have appeared at the noise, a barcode scanner beeped and I was shifted
slightly against Raf’s chest as his other hand dove into his pant pocket for
his wallet, which he juggled to extract money, while keeping me shielded behind
his cupped hand. Then I was bumping against the inside of his palm to the
syncopation of his gait, speedier than usual as he sought to escape the store.
We broke
away from the lines of traffic and were then passing open paved walking areas,
people walking their dogs home, rounding into a residential area as we then
came to a wide road lined by the shade of trees shading the road and fences
bordering yards. Meanwhile, with my phone sat up in my lap, I texted Darcy to
assure her I was still coming.
When I
looked up out the window, I could see only black. My eyes had to adjust from
the bright phone screen. The street seemed to keep going and going, straight
into the night like a highway, but then we swerved off down a side-street and
pulled up outside the house just one of several receded on razored, manicured
lawns.
Raf stopped
the car and came around the other side to my door, released me from the booster
seat and lifted me out of the car in one huge hand; and I went eagerly, not wanting
to be seen by the women strapped up like a tiny tot. The sky had now darkened
further to indigo, the shadows stretched down the street, which was empty, and
quiet enough to hear the faint insectoid whine. From the end of the street, a
dog barked from a back yard.
In brisk
steps, the house got progressively larger as Raf strode up to the front door, with
me in one hand and the wine in the other, and stopping on the landing, rang the
doorbell, and then we both waited.
The door
swung in, revealing Darcy slim pants and a stylishly baggy sweater. In the
bright clean light of the foyer, rather than the dim, accented night club, I
realized how attractive she was; high cheekbones, bright inquiring eyes, and
soft pouty lips. Her eyes flew down to me, cradled against Raf’s chest, and she
grinned.
“HEY! COME
ON IN! – OH, NOT NECESSARY!” she exclaimed kindly, as Raf handed her the wine,
and then, his muscular thumb hooking around my midsection and the inside of his
hand curving around my back, I was separated from the wall of his chest and
flew through the air, before my butt landed on Darcy’s soft upturned palm, warm
and scented. I blushed a little, his perfunctory transfer made me feel – like
the wine – as just another dinner gift being handed over.
“LET ME
KNOW WHEN YOU’RE READY,” Raf said, “AND I’LL PICK YOU UP.”
“Sure, Raf.
Thanks.”
He closed
the door for Darcy as she had her hands full, and as she turned from the
doorway, the foyer rotated into view. The house was clean and roomy, faintly
sultry with perfume, not personable but welcoming, somehow like a hotel room
conveying the sense it had been waiting for me and some part of it was
indefinably mine for the duration of my stay.
Then, from
the foyer we swept into an adjoining walkway laid with a red and black Afghan
rug, where the wine bottle was put down on a side table, Darcy anxious to get
me in a more secure clasp than simply sitting on her open palm. Her freed up
hand came for me, the fingerpads sliding around my chest, under my armpits, and
then hefting me up into the air towards her face.
Lips
brushed over the side of my head as she didn’t hesitate to press a greeting
kiss against my cheek, giving me a rush of the wine spritzer on her breath. Half
buried against the warm weight of her lips, I got a fluttery feeling, and
stroked her thumbnail, since I couldn’t squeeze her shoulder or hug her back or
some other polite reciprocal gesture.
“Nice to
see you too, Darcy,” I mumbled. “Sorry for being late. Work—”
“IT’S
NOTHING!” she said, drawing me back and giving me a megawatt smile. “COME ON,
HAVE A DRINK, SAM WILL BE AMPED YOU CAME—”
Then I was
being swept through the rooms, along with the wine, and on into a dining area
adjoining a stainless chrome and white kitchen.
“AND LOOK
WHAT JUST SHOWED UP ON YOUR DOORSTEP…!” Darcy announced, confirming that this sterile
palace was in fact Samantha’s house, or at least her current place of residence.
“—THIS
SPARKLING, DELICIOUS LITTLE NUMBER, AND – WHAT ELSE DO I HAVE HERE – OH, CAN’T
FORGET, THIS BOTTLE OF WINE.”
I instantly
blushed at Darcy’s effusive voice, which rang with the grand proclamation of
someone announcing a birthday, and – as I was flourished through the air –
inadvertently putting me in the position of the birthday present being given.
Across the
steamy kitchen, stood Samantha, wearing an ecru sleeveless turtleneck halter,
her raven hair down her back in a tight braid with a very long loose tail. She
looked up and surveyed me with a practiced eye, holding my gaze for just a
fraction longer than a polite greeting. Either Darcy’s joke had elicited an amused
smile or she had just sent me some kind of obscure look that had melted away
again the moment I registered it. I dismissed it was a mirage caused by the
wavy steamy kitchen air.
Darcy slid
onto a bar stool, bringing me down onto the end of the snow white granite
counter surface, like a slab of fractured ice, cool despite the warmth on the
ceiling. She nodded at the kitchen,
uttering with mock grandiosity:
“OUR
COOKTOP QUEEN WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE IT READY WHEN YOU GOT HERE BUT SHE’S LAZY AS
SIN.”
Samantha
made a ‘shoo’ gesture with her hand, while her back was turned.
“BOTH OF
YOU.”
Darcy then
made a show of whispering down to me in a poorly concealed way intended for the
other woman to overhear:
“IT’S
VEAL,” she said this like it wouldn’t have been her first choice of meat. “FINGERS
CROSSED.”
Shaking her
head, Samantha muttered some inaudible Italian. Then she changed her mind and
decided to call on Darcy’s help. I was placed down onto a placemat on the
dining table while Darcy went back into the kitchen to help serve up.
The
sizzling sounds dampened and dishware clattered. Some moments later the women
ushered into the dining room to serve up.
Laid on the
table before me was a bone white replica of a ceramic dinner plate, almost
perfectly fit for my size. I wondered where it had come from – dollhouse? But
it seemed like a proper piece of china, albeit greatly undersized. It was so
small that Samantha had the edges of the plate between her forefinger and thumb;
the perfume on the inside of her wrist caught my attention for an instant
before her hand drew back. My portion of food had been fastidiously cut small.
I was
seated at one end of the table, with each of the women at a right angle from
me, facing each other. As we ate, the conversation quickly turned to my work as
Darcy quizzed me about my experiences on the movie sets and how I operated
around the normal sized actors and crew. I fielded the questions, and Darcy
talked shop about modelling, while Samantha made the occasional understated remark.
While Darcy
launched into a story about some overseas travel she’d done when she’d been
modelling, I became aware of a growing ache in my stomach. My serving had
slightly overestimated my appetite. It was an easy mistake; people struggled to
apprehend how truly small my stomach was. Even Jennifer still tripped up from
time, concerned I wasn’t eating enough.
Darcy was
describing the time she’d walked into a glass door and the bruise started
blooming mid-shoot. Samantha upped her with a shoot when the fire alarm accidentally
triggered during a shoot, the sprinklers flicked on, and everyone had to run
out of the building before a five minute timeout for the electrical strike
security doors trapped the photo team inside. Unbeknownst to everyone, the
building was a former vault. The photographer later sheepishly admitted he’d
gone ahead without getting the proper access code to be in the building, his
friend had let him inside.
When I joked it would be cool to play James Bond Darcy brought me a tiny novelty
martini glass (plastic) filled with water. She scooped up an olive from the
salad and put it in. The olive was so big it filled up the entire thing,
leaving virtually no space for the water. I stuffed some salad feta inside and poked
the olive with a toothpick and ate it.
The
conversation shifted and there was a lull. I paused from my meal and lifted my
head. Samantha was observing me, in between long, deliberate draughts of wine.
Resting the glass on the table, her hand slid up to me and gave my hand,
resting on the table surface, a tentative prod with the tip of a nail.
“TOO
POLITE,” she said, “YOU EAT SO LITTLE.”
“I’m on one
of these St Palma fad diets,” I said. Then, seriously: "It’s great. I just
– I honestly can't eat any more."
Darcy
intercepted with a ribbing:
“DON’T MIND
HER. SHE’S ON A MISSION TO MAKE YOU ROUNDER THAN THE MOON.”
She paused
to giggle at the thought – this even provoked mutual laughter from Samantha –
and I repressed a shudder, recalling Remy overstuffing on pizza.
My phone,
on the table, across from me, buzzed. There was a text from Jen, with an
attached jpg.
my taco is missing its meat. what r u up to?
Yikes. Leaving
the jpg unopened, I scrolled the screen away and edgily took a big gulp of
water from a tiny plastic medicine cup, and for the first time wondered if I
should be here. And then pondered what I would have been doing if I wasn’t
here. I gazed across the room at the tall dining room windows, curtains drawn
over both, with slits revealing the black night outside. It was difficult to
excuse yourself when you couldn’t open the door to leave the room.
As dinner
finished, I announced:
“I
shouldn’t be hanging around like a stray animal. Probably the time I should be letting
you guys go.”
Abruptly, Samantha
shook her head, and without a word, pushed her chair out and left the room,
sweeping my plate away.
“YOU AREN’T
STAYING FOR DESSERT?” Darcy fired back. She nodded down at me, giving me a
gentle poke in the chest: “SWEET ENOUGH, RIGHT?”
“Oh,” I
said, not realizing there was more. “Guess I’m staying.”
The sound
of Samantha swishing back into the dining room cut through my thoughts. She had
dessert bowls on a long wooden board; two normal sized and one tiny one. Like
the plate, the bowl put down in front of me was a perfect replica of a normal
bowl, down to proportionate weight and texture. Even though I was full I wanted
to respond to the effort by eating the entire serving, or trying to.
I dug my
spoon in. The first spoonful was rich, but I treated it like a medicine, taking
in measured mouthfuls. Then everything after went down light and buttery smooth
until I found myself at the bottom of the bowl, scooping up the last crumbs.
End Notes:
Note: I'm not really sure where this story is going at the moment, so this may be the last update for a little while. I needed a break from it because of writer's block. I mentioned in an earlier note the word count blew out; for a while it seemed like every chapter I finished, I thought up another two chapters. It turned into a Hydra that never seemed any closer to getting finished.
Chapter 44: The Invitation Part 2 by Zerda
Night had
settled in, the windows had shaded into black mirrors. The clouds had released
another small burst of rain, which scurried over the windows like sharp claws.
Soft
clattering came from the kitchen, the women were washing up.
I sat on
the sofa armrest, the TV was playing softly at the other side of the living
room, the one with the Afghan rug and its hypnotic red and black patterns. I
had leapt over to the remote and switched it on, if only to forestall the heavy
quiet in the spacious white room. The more I focused on the IMAX sized
flatscreen, the more the moving colors blurred together as my consciousness
tried to burrow back inside my skull.
The weight
of the food I’d eaten pressed in at my gut, and drowsiness was creeping in. I
lightly considered texting Raf, but now it was so late I felt guilty hauling
him out and into the night and the rain. Darcy’s offer became more attractive
by the second.
The
pleasant, slightly nauseous feeling wasn't just having eaten too much. The
marsala had contained wine and, from the tell-tale bitter aftertaste, there
must have been alcohol in the dessert as well. My nerves were numb, warm and
tingly. With my eyes closed, my awareness was teetering on a cliff edge,
desiring to drop right off.
Searching
for a distraction, I scooted over the armrest and leaned over the edge of the
remote, reaching for the button to switch the channel. My weight came down on
the remote clumsily, and as the arm of the sofa was rounded, not flat, the
remote shifted out from under me like a fish, shooting off the sofa.
Automatically reaching after it, my mass then cantilevered over the edge, and
the air was whisking all around me.
The floor
sprung up at my face. I’d missed the Afghan rug, instead the wood panel floor
gave my face an almighty pounding, which seemed to echo around my skull for an
extra moment. The numbing alcohol kept the pain at bay.
As I lay in
a crumpled, groaning heap, the floor trembled against my cheek with a series of
thudding sounds that rapidly grew closer, before a giant umbrella seemed to
cast over me. Warm objects probed up under my armpits, grasping my chest,
taking me up into the air. For a moment my ribcage was being pinched too
tightly to expand properly, my breath escaped in short gasps. And then my ascent
levelled out, my butt came down on the soft, padded surface of an open palm
which clouded my liberated airways with perfume.
She braced
my shoulders and scalp, and a fingertip brushed my throat to tip my head back
as she peered into my flushed face. My vision tilted unless I concentrated. Her
visage wavered dimly before consolidating under the bright light.
"TOO
MUCH AMARETTO." She made a sound somewhere between frustration and regret.
"MMM. I AM SORRY.”
“No,” I
mumbled, unable to blame the alcohol when it had generously clouded the pain of
my fall. “I get drunk easily because of my size.”
It took a
moment longer to click. Amaretto was a liqueur. I stared up into her eyes, held
on my face with gentle inquisition. Only the alcohol gave me the fortitude to unflinchingly
return her confronting, intimate stare.
"You
like liqueurs?"
She betrayed
a small smile.
"A
LITTLE."
Her face
rose from sight as I was lowered to her chest, and her smooth gait began to
carry me across the floor. The living room area receded past a corner of the
house I hadn’t visited. She clicked the switch and light filled up a bedroom,
white walls and dark floor. The air was cooler in here, and I realized how
heated and charged my skin felt, like a light bulb.
I was
gently dropped onto the satin throw rug on the duvet, and as she moved away,
she gave me an ironic glance over her shoulder.
“DON’T PEEK.”
I stood
frozen on the bed as, without any warning, she began to undress, slipping off
the halter to a lacy, mesh, flesh-baring bra, and peeling the pants down to
slinky matching underwear.
As I fought
for composure, she rummaged vaguely – I eyed her lingerie drawer with a flicker
of unease – before pulling out and changing into a black slip that fitted
tightly; her breasts hung full against the bust, and jiggled faintly as she
walked, the underwear clung around her butt.
I ran my
palm against my perspiring forehead. The room seemed too airless and too bright,
giant and somehow too small. My skin flamed from the alcohol.
She paused
in front of the cheval mirror in the corner of the room, ran her hands over her
breasts, adjusting the bust of her bra, absorbed, as if I wasn’t in the room.
I
considered clearing my throat, but it was so dry, it wouldn’t obey the command.
And my eyes were stuck on her reflection which faced me, though her eyes were
on herself.
It was then
I realized her body was different than I remembered; when I’d been kept in her
house, the little of her I’d seen under light, anyway. Back then she had been
lean and lithe. Now, she had filled out a little around her hips, abdomen and
chest. Her belly was not slightly sunken but flat and firm, legs meatier,
breasts lush and projecting, her whole shape curved subliminally. She looked
better, and I hated to admit, more sensual, intensely desirable.
“IT
HAPPENED SO QUICKLY.”
She was
speaking so softly, barely audible, that at first I assumed she was muttering
to herself in Italian, until I understood the words.
“YOU MUST
HAVE BEEN VERY AFRAID.”
The chase
at Skyros? I wondered. The run-in with the guy on the street outside the club? It
took a moment to register what she was referring to. She was talking about the initial
miniaturization during the Flip party. Maybe she had seen the interview; I’d
opened up more about the Flip party than in the TV special.
“I CAN’T
EVEN IMAGINE.” Her voice was analytical, like a psychologist.
“My body
creates more adrenaline,” I explained. “More energy and a dopamine kick in
response to fearful situations. So, it balances out, I guess. The world is
scarier at my size, but the effects of the miniaturization allow me to cope
better.”
She stared
past the mirror, contemplating this.
“FORTUNATE...IN
A RELATIVE SENSE.”
“I guess
so.”
“BUT IT MUST
BE DIFFICULT,” she went on. LONELY. NO WOMAN TO FOLLOW YOU OUT OF THE MACHINE.”
She voice lilted coyly. “I ASSUME THE PROSPECT DID NOT SEDUCE YOUR SIGNIFICANT
OTHER…?”
“That’s not
happening any time soon,” I said sadly, rolling my shoulders in a shrug. “And I
wouldn’t want it to.”
For a
fraction of a second she seemed taken aback. My answer seemed to catch her off
guard. She quickly recovered.
“What’s the
draw?” I pointed out. “It’s a big, dangerous world.”
I went
quiet again, deciding to let her imagination fill in the implications of that
suggestion, for shrunken women in particular.
“WITHOUT
QUESTION,” she said smoothly. “WHAT SINGLE ADVANTAGE IS THERE BEING YOUR SIZE?”
My brow
hardened at her frankness.
“I didn’t
say there was nothing good about it.”
“THEN, PLEASE
SHARE THE GOOD NEWS.”
“I see
detail normal-sized people miss.”
“AN
EXAMPLE.”
“You look
good. I mean, better. It’s more obvious at my size, I—” I fumbled for words.
The truth was, I saw her body bunch and flex when she moved, her tanned skin
seemed warmer and richer, the darkness of her hair and eyes more lustrous,
seeming to shine with light from within.
The
compliment glanced off. She turned from the mirror and faced me, folding her
arms.
“GOOD? JUST TELL ME.”
“What?”
“PEOPLE. WHAT
THEY REALLY LOOK LIKE.”
“You really
want to know?”
She looked
at me intently.
“YES…I
WONDER.”
I lay back,
staring up at the ceiling, thinking for a moment. Maybe because of my position,
I said:
“It’s like
you’re lying on the ground looking up at people. But they’re not just tall,
they’re wide, too.”
There was a
frown in her voice.
“THAT’S TERRIFYING.
IT MUST BE.”
“Adrenaline,”
I reminded.
The
mattress groaned and bounced me as she slid onto the bed. I continued.
“It’s hard
to describe, because I don’t think about it anymore. It’s just…normal.”
She had
brought her head close to survey me, her warm breath hitting one side of my
body in soft waves.
“HOW IS IT NORMAL?”
she said. “YOU ARE AT THE LEVEL OF THE TOENAIL. HOW ARE YOU NOT THOROUGHLY SICK
TO DEATH OF FEET?”
It was a
joke. Or maybe it wasn’t. She had a point, but I couldn’t explain how the exposure
to feet had hardened my sensibilities. At home, if I walked around on the
ground, a passing Jen had no hesitation about playfully poking me with her toe
as her giant strides took her past and over the top of me, as if to tease me
for being unable to match her walking speed.
“Nothing
shocks me anymore.”
She thought
over this for a moment. Then a varnished fingernail extended to tap softly
against my temple. I turned my head shyly.
“THE NIGHT AT
SKYROS, DOES HE RECALL WHAT I SAID TO HIM?”
Now she made
a seamless transition into being analytical again.
“Uh…Basically,
yes.”
“AND WHAT WAS
IT I SAID?”
“That we
were going to move on from—”
“NO, AFTER
THAT.”
Her dark
eyes burned into mine, scattering all my thoughts.
“Um…The
wedding. You and Darcy—”
“YES, BUT
LATER.”
As my brain
raced for recollection, my eyes traced the waxed fur of her left eyebrow, the
slitted one. I dumbly wondered how many of my tiny fingers wide the slit was,
and impulsively wanted to stroke her eyebrow to check. Anything not to stare into her penetrating
eyes, half veiled by the long dusky lashes.
The
fingernail stroked behind my ear, grazing, coaxing me to continue, but now I
sensed it was growing slightly impatient.
“You said the
court pro—”
Her long eyelashes
shaded almost fully as she gave a nearly imperceptible shake of her head, while
her thumb brushed my lips, silently imploring me to stop talking.
Then her
eyes held on my face again like she could beam the correct response into my
head.
“BEFORE YOU
FELL ASLEEP IN MY HAND, I MADE NO IMPRESSION WHATSOEVER?”
“You said a
lot of things,” I said weakly, “and I was drunk.”
“MUST I
REPEAT MYSELF?”
“You could
give me a hint.”
Some
cryptic expression passed her face, fleetingly, possibly a smile, or just a
muscle twitch.
“BUT YOU
PROVIDE THE HINT ALREADY.”
As she said
this, her hand came in to poke and tickle at the soles of my feet with her
pinky nail. I kicked my legs away and tucked them in.
“Yeah, I seem to recall you saying something
weird about your feet.”
She paused.
“’WEIRD?’…NO.
THAT’S NOT WHAT I SAID AT ALL.”
Her gaze
held on me like a laser, daring me to object.
“Okay, not
the right word. I don’t like the underside of a foot to fall from the sky
without warning. That’s my only concern.”
The bed
frame groaned and wobbled softly as she gracefully slid up into a sitting
position on the mattress, with her legs folded like she was going to cross
them, but instead brought the soles of her feet together.
Her
outstretched hand covered the ceiling as it dropped over me, fingers curling
tight around my body. The mattress pressing against me was quickly replaced
with her cool bare soles, slightly separated to allow my body to slip in
between them, my head positioned between the soft pads of her big toes, which
moved in, cushioning my skull like a padded helmet.
With her
toes pressed in on either side of my head, I could feel the pulse running
through the bottom of her big toes, tapping at my cheeks. It was weirdly
relaxing, like a head massage.
My arms and
legs were pinned by the firm balls of her feet, and my head was fixed in place
between her big toes, forced to stare straight up at the ceiling, and her face,
which abutted the bottom of my visual field. She surveyed me with interest,
waiting for my reaction.
A little
unnerved, I began to struggle, but my extremities were rigidly locked in place,
like I had set in concrete. The muscular walls of her feet calmly shifted and
tensed against me, effortlessly hemming me in.
"YOU’LL
TIRE YOURSELF OUT," she murmured, giving my head a small squeeze between
her toes in a way that she probably intended as comforting, but only made me
feel even more helpless and in her control. "BEHAVE FOR ME. BE
STRONG."
“What if
Darcy comes in…?”
“THEN WE
SAY THIS IS A LITTLE GAME OF OURS,” she answered lazily, continuing to tense
and flex her feet, squeezing and moulding me like a tiny wad of clay.
The large
boulders of her toes began to move in my peripheral vision, their firm pressure
against the sides of my head increased subtly as they began to move in circular
motions. My powerless head had no resistance, and was forced to rotate along
with them, like a tiny cog being turned inside a machine. I let my neck go
limp, to prevent neck strain, letting the toes take my head by whim. My head was
turned completely to one side, and flat, grainy toepad rested there for a
moment, keeping my head held still. My stomach churned a little in nervousness
with the blown up toe completely having dominated my entire world, blanketing
it into darkness beneath its impassive pressure. Then my head was rotated once more, to the other side, where the
opposite toepad settled over my features for another period of brief stillness.
And this carried on several times.
The foot
massaging loosened her up. She started to murmur:
“WHEN WE
WERE TOGETHER, I WAS INDISPOSED TO BE TRULY MYSELF AROUND YOU, BECAUSE…I WAS
AFRAID I WOULD FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU.”
I didn’t
reply. I couldn’t; my body was immobile between her feet, and my face was
buried beneath one of her big toes.
A big soft
object began handling my shaft, plucking it out from between the upward-facing,
inside edges of the balls of her feet. My member started to pound with arousal
as it was idly stroked and fingered in a thrillingly affectionate, feminine
way, like my member was a curious little animal whose trust needed to be
elicited. Then the sensation stopped, leaving me achingly firm, dick twanging
with desperate need.
Despite the
strange position I was in, everything about her was very cool and graceful, as
if I was being propositioned for a business deal. Her manner was businesslike,
as always, but with a subtle touch of intimacy, which, the more I tried to
ignore, the more it called attention to itself. And she intended to make it
clear who was the subordinate; sandwiched between her feet, where I was forced
to crane my neck up to look at her, while she surveyed me without expression,
while subtly stroking her lips in consideration – admittedly a little unnerving
– as she slowly rolled and compacted me between her feet.
Finally she
gave me a small smile and in a silken voice, murmured:
“YOU HAVE A
SEAT AT OUR TABLE ANYTIME YOU WISH.”
My face was
rotated out from under the big toe of the left foot, and I took the opportunity
to gasp:
“That’s…very
kind…” I said, and my voice came out thin and strained as a result of the
slight pressure on either side of my throat. “…Thank you.”
“BUT – I
SIMPLY SUGGEST – THERE MIGHT BE SOME KIND OF SPECIAL ARRANGEMENT BETWEEN US…?”
I
hesitated, wondering if maybe my intuition about the business deal was
accurate.
“What…do
you…mean?”
Her
fingertips swept down to me – the same that had, moments ago been stroking her
lips – patting my belly and lingering there a moment, tickling softly.
“JUST US,”
she emphasized softly. “HOW WOULD THAT BE; FOR US TO BE CLOSE AGAIN? – BUT NO
MORE WILDNESS.”
Her soles
somehow felt narrower, tighter, claustrophobic, even as their soft surfaces
titillate
“No!” I
spluttered, unsure if I was comprehending her meaning correctly. “We’re both…in
relationships...I’m engaged!”
“I WRONGED
YOU, YOU LOVED ME AND I HURT YOU. IT PLAYS ON MY MIND STILL…”
“Samantha,”
I said, “I’m not here to…for that.
What about when were together?” I shot, feeling a surge of frustration, “you
weren’t…interested then.”
Her feet
muscles became tense like clamps on my comparatively weak body. My head was
slowly rolled to the side where a toe pad planted itself perfectly on my face
and held there. Everything was dark, the commanding pressure of the toe pad was
like someone sitting directly on my face. With my head held, both toes exerted
a couple of subtle squeezes upon my skull, seemingly unconsciously. She was
thinking.
“I MUST
ADMIT,” she said flatly, “THE NOTION OF A TRADITIONAL RELATIONSHIP WITH A MAN
BORES ME…”
My face was
rotated back to gaze up at her, but carried on rotating to the opposite side.
“Yeah.
Precisely—oof.”
The
opposite toe pad came to rest upon my face, squishing my features down.
“BUT—” a
soft finger palpated around my belly again “—DID I SAY YOU AND I WOULD MAKE A
TRADITIONAL RELATIONSHIP? SOMETHING ELSE IS OPEN TO US.”
The finger
slid down to my semi-erect penis and resumed its stroking, until I was fully
hard. My chest seized up and a shudder ran through my body. The soft fingerpad
stroking my shaft then slipped smoothly down to the underside of my balls,
trying to scoop them up between the gap of her feet.
My balls,
balancing on the tip of her finger, were filling with irresistible pressure, an
aching longing to ejaculate. My head was also filling with pressure, as the big
toes were absent-mindedly pushing in and out against my head, making it feel
like it was throbbing. I tried to moan in protest but my voice was locked up;
the pressure of her toes squeezing my throat.
My shaft
was once again targeted; the soft, warm fingertip was drawing circles into the
tip of my penis. My head was spinning, balls seeming to swell, so tight and
dense I thought my heart might fail. I wanted to scream but was totally, hopelessly
mute.
There was an agonizing stretch throughout my entire body now, as my member was tugged over and over, faster each time
until I was practically mimicking sexual thrusts, but unable to move my hips.
The feeling endured, over and over, and building until it peaked with a series
of blinding, pleasurable jolts that ripped through my shaft, until I was
drained.
As I panted
hard, the soft walls enclosing me spread gently to admit grasping fingers to
carry me up from the bed to come to a stop against the soft flesh of her
mammary. As if unable to help herself, she massaged my head against her nipple,
until I began to blush and struggle in her grip, breaking her meditative
trance.
The world
rocked and swayed while she got to her feet and stepped back down the hall into
the main room. Darcy scrutinized us – and me in particular, wrapped up in
Samantha’s hands, held against her chest. Eyeing us, she said:
“THE HOUSE
IS SO QUIET…WERE YOU GUYS CUDDLING?”
Samantha
didn’t say anything, but she must have thrown some kind of understated look because
Darcy’s face lit up as she found this adorable, and she laughed.
“YOU HAVE
TO WATCH YOURSELF, JERRY,” she said, cocking an eyebrow at me. “NEXT THING YOU
KNOW, SAM’S GONNA ADOPT YOU.”
She reached
down and stroked my face with the tip of her fingers, as if I was a little
gerbil. In fact, the small conspiratorial smiles they were giving each other over
my head were beginning to make me uneasy. I called up Raf to pick me up, and
noticed my phone had more missed messages, all from hers truly.
Half an
hour ago:
weird day? busy, not, whatev, just lmk. not
hard, just courtesy.
ten minutes
ago:
because im such a bad person checking where you
are??
And five
minutes ago:
or fine just leave me in suspense…
The tactile
impression of Samantha’s toes against my cheeks felt stuck, like it had made
imprints in my flesh, hot and heavy.
*
Back home I
rang her, telling her I’d had dinner with friends, and played it off like my
phone was in one room and I was in another. Due to my size, such excuses were reasonable,
if in this case, not entirely truthful.
“You can
relax,” I said soothingly. “I’m home.”
If I was
‘home, home’ and not ‘Tiferno, home,’ I could have soothed her with my body;
crawling onto her lap and pressing myself against her stomach for a hug. She
usually could not resist this, even if it was just the pathetic spectacle of
her vastly diminutive boyfriend struggling to encompass the breathtaking
breadth of her hips in his puny arm spread.
But now,
through a phone line I felt even more impotent to my gigantic girlfriend than
usual.
Then I
realized she was talking:
“…around new
people? Or is it just, like, the escape?”
She had
this analytical way of acting like she had you all ‘figured out’. It was
incredibly sexy when she was coming on to you, like she’d been observing you
for a while before deciding to make the approach, but it was exasperating when
she did it to assert a difference in opinion.
“I think
you’re being slightly moralistic,” I said, aware how strange it felt accusing
Jennifer Tomlin of being ‘moralistic’. “You’ve had more than your lifetime of buck-wild,
unaccountable Friday nights.”
“Oh, please
stop,” she huffed, “I don’t care if you were running naked through central SP.
That is so fucked up of you to suggest my moral compass is broken.”
“I didn’t
mean that.”
“It is just
so sexist to say when a girl is having fun it’s a moral thing, like it’s
abnormal or shameful. It’s a double standard. You’re a pretty smart guy so I’m
going to pretend you didn’t mean that.”
I promised
when I came home we’d do something fun together. She one-upped me, saying we’d
do something fun together – in Tiferno. Next weekend, she’d fly up with me and
stay in my apartment. She insisted.
Chapter 45: Club Galaxy Part 1: The Floor by Zerda
The line was
snaking around the block even before we’d approached the building, as if a
celebrity was going to show up. Raf’s white Chrysler followed a black stretch
limo around the corner, and as the limo disappeared, we pulled up in the
parking lot, then we followed the line back up the street to the front of the building,
along a brick wall advertising posters of the live music, an act called Zarsky Raitaro:
a DJ and female singer duo.
At the
front, a ritzy double-storey façade like an Art Noveau Hotel or Theater, but
accented with neon lights, and freestanding neon lettering that said Club Galaxy with a glowing satellite dish
sending out waves.
“I KNOW
WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE,” Raf was saying as we walked up the street. He was dressed
as Han Solo, “IT LOOKS LIKE MADNESS. BUT TRY TO ACT NATURAL, YO.”
I barely
heard him, too busy trying to unwind the twist in the white twine handcuffing
my wrists. It was in theme with my Spider-Man costume, except the other end was
also strung around Jen’s engagement ring, which was stubbornly anchored to her
finger. The twine ensued that if I slipped from her tenacious grasp, I would
not fortuitously steal free, but dangle helplessly by my wrists from her ring
finger. It had been her personal
addition to my costume.
“JERRY,”
she now huffed, “WHAT HE SAID: NATURAL. DON’T FIDGET.”
She’d come dressed
as Mary-Jane Watson, in a cheerleader costume that clung to her body. She’d
dyed her hair red, which came up dark and wine-colored where the black dye was,
lightening into fuchsia where the blonde was. Because her hands were occupied
by me, the costume pom poms were attached to the waist of her short pleated
skirt and bounced with small papery flaps, somehow more eye-catching than if
she’d held them.
As she spoke,
the nape of my neck was made the site of a couple of sharp taps with a nail tip
to try and get me to still. Then I was pressed inward against her bust as she
looked up. Instead of a football team emblazoned over her boobs, it said ‘ANGEL.’
“GO ON.”
She was
talking to Raf. He looked back at us with a grin that seemed
uncharacteristically nervous.
“MY GIRL’S
HERE; I WANT FOR YOU GUYS TO DO SOME BONDING.” His eyes fixed on me in
particular. “DON’T STRESS. YOU’LL SEE.”
“She’s here
tonight?” I said, as a group of both costumed and casually-dressed people
attached themselves to the end of the long line running outside the club.
“WITHOUT A
DOUBT. SHE MIGHT BE INSIDE ALREADY.”
“WELL, TELL
HER TO HAVE ANOTHER DRINK,” Jen sighed, “THE LINE’S NOT GETTING ANY SHORTER FOR
US.”
“NO, SHE
WORKS HERE.” His voice got urgent. “BUT YOU’RE RIGHT – I DON’T WANT TO WAIT
OUTSIDE, EITHER.” He stood back to allow us to both survey the full snaking conga
of people collecting around the perimeter of the building. “NOT TONIGHT.”
“Alright.”
I rubbed my red webbed gloves together. “Take me to the front. I’ll see what I
can do.”
The hand
gripping me gave me an affectionate squeeze as Jennifer whooped.
“YOU’RE
GETTING US IN VIP?!”
Raf gave
her a regretful look.
“NO BOTTLE
SERVICE HERE.”
Her
exuberance deflated. But knowing her, it would recharge very quickly.
Raf squared
his shoulders and began striding up towards the front entrance, with Jen coming
eagerly behind, and me bumping against her chest with every footstep.
The bouncer
stood between two roped bollards, observing us without reaction. He was wearing
a black t-shirt exposing his tattooed biceps.
“WITH JERRY MOUSSEAU,” Raf said, and Jen held
me out as if I was a special pass.
The bouncer
stared down at me without expression. Maybe he thought I was a Spider-man doll.
“Farris
Franklin’s guest list,” I said.
He unclipped
one of the rope bollards and we went through. He hadn’t even asked for my ID;
then again, my height was practically my ID. No one could possibly impersonate
me.
Down a
low-lit, faintly purple corridor, I was lifted until the soft pressure of lips
planted a kiss on the top of my head, or at least, my mask.
“THAT WAS
SO AWESOME,” her whisper rumbled my ear as she kept my head close, rubbing my
scalp against her mouth in an affectionate way, but made me feel like I was
being nuzzled by a giant animal.
Back home
she snuck me into clubs, in her handbag, or even inside her mouth. The favor
had been overdue.
We came to
a dingy, rickety railed stairway, followed it down through a basement floor
with a twin set of steel fire escape doors which opened into the cavernous retro
bar. The name was fitting; it was like stepping onto another planet. The
interior was saturated with technicolor like a surreal 80s horror movie, people
shaded either red, pink or blue, with lime green lasers splintering overhead, glancing
off hanging silver disco balls.
Fake
cobwebs were draped around the corners of the room. Costumed, bodies flashed
out from the dark like trees during lightning, this alien planet was populated
by vampires, skeletons, demons, witches, zombies, soldiers, punks, Elves,
doctors, nurses, little red riding hood, Austin Powers, Jokers, Harley Quinns,
Supergirls, Playboy Bunnies, and cat-eared girls.
With Raf in
front, we weaved through the room, along some less crowded aisles, coming to a
long vinyl pink banquette so puffed it looked like a balloon, and squeaked like
one as Raf sat down. Jennifer took a seat next to him, and placed me down on
her thigh. I stood upright and she brought her forefinger and thumb in on
either side of my belly to hold me still. If anything, someone needed to hold her still; I could feel her muscles
tense and flexing beneath my feet. She wanted to get up lose herself in the
atmosphere. I wanted to get my bearings first.
“How do you
and Anya know each other?” I asked Raf. He’d never mentioned he was in a
relationship.
He leaned
forward, rubbing his thighs and scanning the crowd, and for a moment, looking
confused by my question.
“I SAW HER
ONCE AT LIFT – IT’S A CLUB.”
I
hesitated, taking this in.
“You don’t
know her?”
He smiled
in a lopsided way, his eyes running back and forth through the crowds.
“SHE’S SO
BUSY ALL THE TIME, YOU DON’T JUST BUMP INTO HER.”
I swept my
gaze from the left pit wall to the right, swamped by costumed bodies everywhere
between.
“Well, it
looks pretty busy tonight, so I don’t
see how…”
“WE GOTTA
PICK THE RIGHT MOMENT AND GRAB HER ATTENTION.”
As I
considered this, Jennifer’s fingers stroked my stomach. I ran my hands over the
shiny surfaces of her nails, watching the ghostly reflection of my hands flash
across the gloss as the lasers oscillated.
“I think
you need an air horn to get past all this noise.”
“DAMN
RIGHT! I CAN BARELY HEAR YOU.” He bent his upper down, his face growing large
as it leaned in at me, his voice coming out breathless but determined:
“WHAT IF I
ASKED YOU A REAL TINY FAVOR? WHAT IF YOU WENT UP TO HER AND PUT IN A GOOD WORD
ABOUT ME?”
My eyes
jumped back and forth behind the bar, searching for the bartender, expecting to
see a young woman back there shaking a cocktail, but so far the only bartender
I could see was a tall, broad-chested guy with very steely looking eyes. Maybe
it wasn’t her shift yet.
“You want
to ask her out on a date.”
Raf’s eyes
went wide.
“NO! SHE’LL
SAY NO.”
“You don’t
know that. You have to try first.”
“COME ON
MAN, THIS IS REALLY SERIOUS.” He sounded almost painfully sincere, like the
mere suggestion of rejection would make it happen. “YOU’RE MY ONE AND ONLY
SHOT, AND THAT’S IT.”
“What does
she look like?”
“OH!” he
said, as if embarrassed it had not crossed his mind. Cradling me against his
chest with one hand, he juggled his phone in his other, flipping through some
pictures before stopping on a picture, and holding his phone up for me to see.
It was a photo of a young woman with porcelain skin and doll-like features, her
hair bleached and eyes surreally silver, close-fit pants and baggy, rock band
t-shirt. A white-haired lowkey goth. I couldn’t blame him for crushing; she wasn’t
my usual type, but there was something entrancing about her.
Unable to
wait any longer, Jennifer then asked where the bar was, and Raf pointed it out.
Then I was rising into the air and we were swishing around submerging into the
dark crowd again. Tall, strange and extravagantly-attired bodies weaved,
shifted and parted on either side.
I stared up
at passing people baldly, enjoying the double-whammy of anonymity from behind
my mask, plus my inconspicuous size – hovering against Jen’s abdomen, with her
hands shielding me. If anyone’s eyes found us, they were pulled to Jen like a
heat-seeking missile. And Jen happily soaked up the attention as a cat soaks up
sunlight.
The bar
loomed out of the flashing dark, and halting before the counter, I rose up
against her face and was held there like a microphone so she could speak to me.
“THIRSTY?”
As she said
this, her broad thumbpad rolled back and forth over my abdomen very fast, and
slightly too rough, heating my muscles by the sheer friction.
I shrugged
and said:
“Whatever
you’re having.”
She stared
down at me a moment longer as if distracted. Then sidled over to the side of
the bar, and a moment later I came to rest on the bar countertop. As her hand
came down on the bartop beside me, the strings around my wrists trailed around
my feet, coiling until they wrapped around her engagement ring. I tugged at the
strings with some discomfort, looking around to see if anyone saw me, but they
weren’t looking; it was dim and her towering body and huge hand shielded me
from view. The green lasers oscillated, backlighting her eerily, and her hand resting
hand was suddenly airborne, coming for me. She began trying to tickle my
stomach with the working of an impatient pointer nail.
"Hey!
What are you doing?” I exclaimed, dancing away from the finger trying to dart
in at me, but I couldn’t run very far because I was attached to the string. Her
stringed hand moved in, snatching me effortlessly, pinching my waist to hold me
still. A curtain of red hair rained over me as she bent her head close and
revealed her intentions:
“SLIP THIS THING
OFF. YOU’VE GOT YOURSELF A VIP PASS – INSIDE ME.”
She was not
trying to tickle me, but trying to locate a shirt or pant hem in order to peel
my costume back, but there was no hem, it was a full body suit. And ‘inside’
was referring to her mouth.
Jesus, she
was so casual about it; I was starting to feel like some orthodontic device,
like a retainer or something she poked inside her mouth without shame. I wasn’t
wearing anything beneath the costume. And what if Raf came looking for me? Was
I supposed to poke my hand out between her lips and wave at him to tell him
where I was?
"No!"
My face was going as red as my mask.
"WHAT'S
WRONG?" It was too dim to see, but, from her tone, I could tell she was
frowning.
I folded my
arms over my chest – taking care to avoid knotting up the string – avoiding eye
contact to scan the crowd nervously.
"Not
tonight. Some other time."
Her brow appeared
to harden with impatience. Hovering just in front of me against the bar
counter, pointing out against the bust of the cheerleading cut-off, level with
my face, the hardening nubs of her nipples glared at me.
"OH,
LIKE, IN FIVE MINUTES?”
“Not here.”
She didn’t
say anything for a moment, but the tendons of her hand, resting on the bartop
(the one attached to the string) twitched as her fingers extended and flexed.
Her frustration was palpable in the dark, like a wild animal in a cage. She
loved clubbing but more than that, because of her kink, she loved clubbing with
me in her mouth, and I was denying her. It was like telling a man to visit a strip
bar wearing a blindfold the whole time.
She angled
her head close, bringing her lips right against the side of my head.
“DO THIS
FOR ME AND THE CUFFS COME OFF.”
“’Cuffs’?
What cuffs?”
She
withdrew, fiddling with her engagement ring.
“WHOOPS, I
MEANT STRING, SPIDER-WEB SHIT, WHATEVER.”
“We just
got here; I want to enjoy myself, too.”
The dark
outline of her posture relaxed subtly as if in accession. I gave a small sigh.
Then, in
one instantaneous motion her hand whipped up and flipped around. The binds
around my wrists went tight. My arms jerked up and I was flying through the
air, at the same time, being pulled around in a centripetal arc by the rapid
twisting motion of her hand. I flew right around like a yo-yo before zooming back
down onto the palm of her hand, where her fingers curled around me, trapping me
against her palm. The catch was so fast and startling and perfect that I just
lay back giddily, unable to get up. Then my spine began to pat her soft palm in
repeated jerks as she bounced me gently, baring a curling, triumphant smile
directly over my head, like I was little trained pet doing exactly as I was
taught.
I didn’t
want to reveal that, in a strange, resigned way, I liked being tied to her
hand. Not liked, but preferred. Felt
okay. It made me feel like I could turn my brain off and just enjoy the
atmosphere without worrying about keeping myself safe. Without a doubt it beat
running around on the floor of Skyros avoiding wayward stomping shoes and the
broomhead.
Coiled in
string and fitted into the soft contoured palm, her face lowered close over me,
ominously, eyes narrowed.
“THIS IS
NOT OVER, SPIDER-MAN,” she said with a low dramatic flair.
As if to
punish me, or remind me who was really in charge, her breasts ballooned as my
face was brought level with her chest, and stopped unduly close to the doming
face of one spandex-stretched jug. The nipple, budding with arousal, wiggled
and danced right in front of my eyes with the bounce of each of her powerful
steps.
In order to
meet her eyes I had to ignore this pornographic close-up. She gave me a lazy
blink from behind the obtruding mammary, before her head turned up again,
becoming distracted by the crowds. Costumed figures loomed over my head as they
swept past, and we became easily insinuated amidst a gaggle of dancers, and she
became one of them, falling into some familiar rumba-like hip gyrations,
accentuated by the flick of the pom poms at her waist.
Meanwhile,
stuffed in her hand with my body turned inwards towards her, I was forced into
distraction by the hypnotic gymnastics of the great flapping breast and nipple
spike that seemed to be straining to sucker me in the face.
"HEY, MJ!" a man’s voice passed by, "GO GET
'EM TIGER!"
Jen – to whom ‘Mary Jane’ was foremost, slang for weed – whipped
her head down to me, mystified at the comic book reference. The only reason she
came as MJ was to partner my costume, and for the excuse to dye her hair. I’d
first had to advise her on what that Mary Jane bimbo (her term) actually looked
like.
"I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HE JUST SAID."
"I think he means to say he’s a Spider-man fan."
Her eyes narrowed.
"NOT ON MY WATCH--"
Her fingers rippled around me with muscular efficiency,
squeezing and adjusting me until I was further buried in the cushioned padding
of her closed hand, with the dull weight of her thumb resting on top of my
head, keeping me driven down out of sight. With her hand turned in against her
body, the dancers were shielded out. My limited view was filled solely by the
rebounding breasts, trampolining against the spandex sports top. If my head was
any closer to the whumping erogenous organ I would have gotten whiplash, if not
a broken neck. It jumped in time to the sub-bass, and seriously threatened
making a landing pad out of my comparatively diminutive face. Given its blown
up size, that would be like a one-ton punch. Sometimes ropey strands of red
hair flung down her chest before she ran a hand over her head, flicking them
back over her shoulder again, but not before some of the silky tresses flipped
me in the head.
She was too distracted by the men emerging from the crowd,
to dance up close, drawing themselves up against her, grinding her from behind.
These tall shadowy forms materialized in my periphery, around the edges of her
ever-present bouncing breast that commanded my direct view. I caught glimpses
of costumed arms and jutting shoulders, and inhaled hits of cologne and sweat.
Once one man had his turn, another quickly sprung in for a round.
As the music hit a quieter part, we were back at the bar and
she ordered a slim-lined bottle. The bottle was taller than I was, and the way
her fingers were wrapped around the neck was probably not dissimilar from the
way she sometimes held me, pinched between her fingertips. Watching the ease
with which rim of the bottom – approximating the size of my head – slipped in
through the crinkled scrunching lips and disappeared from sight, I shivered a
little. Five minutes ago that would have been me slurping into her mouth, if I
hadn’t dug my heels in.
I was bobbed and swayed around in mid-air until the song
ended and there was a quiet part. I was becoming duly sick of this rotation of
random men swishing in and out for a dance with my beloved.
“Hey,” I called to her, “I’m still here, remember. Under
your boob.”
Lowering the bottle, she looked down at me in with skepticism.
From my position, tight at her midsection, the dyed red-framed edge of her head
was just visible beyond the horizon of the bloated up breasts.
“UHMMM, NOW YOU WANNA
JOIN IN?”
“Just a friendly neighborhood reminder not to pound my head
flat.”
Her exhilarated voice ran a little ahead of itself.
“WANNA STAY ON MY GOOD SIDE? GOTTA DO WHAT I SAY, SHORTSTACK.”
“Undo the string first,” I countered up at her intruding chest
all, which heaved in and out with tantalizing pulsation, from her physical
exertion. Beyond, her forehead, barely glimpsed, glittered with perspiration
under the Technicolor light.
Fingers shifted and tapped, making my ribs buckle inwards.
“ON THE FLOOR,” she said impatiently “OH, AND—” Her chest
dropped below my feet as my face soared up to pause right in front of her lips,
allowing her to beat my tiny ears with her provocative rumbling murmur: “—HOW
MUCH YOU BET I’M COMMANDO?”
“I’m not playing this game.”
“YOU’RE ALREADY PLAYING. AND IF YOU PLAY IT RIGHT, YOU’LL
WIN A PRIZE. ANYWAY, WHAT ARE YOU WRAPPED
IN DOWN THERE?”
She reached down and spread my legs to stroke my bulge with
a fingertip. My balls screwed up and I shut my eyes as the fingertip poked it back
and forth like a kitten pawing a toy until she’d deduced I wasn’t wearing
anything beneath my costume.
“YOU’RE NOT JUST COMMANDO, YOU’RE READY TO FIRE!”
“Jennifer…!”
The darkness of the night club, shifting walls of distracted
people, and my negligible size all worked as a conspiracy to permit her
mischief.
“NO SECRETS FROM ME, BUB.” A nail tip dug itself into my
left pec, where the tattoo was, as if to reinforce that the branding of her
name designated my body as her property.
“We’re not even married yet! You can’t just – ”
Her hand assumed a pecking shape, the long nail tips forming
the ‘beak’, before closing with a snap around my skull, subjecting it to a
rapid squeeze, and I quickly went silent.
She unwound more string from her finger until it stretched
over half her height. I was placed down on the resin dancefloor and her upper
body soared back up towards the ceiling, to rejoin the dark shifting pillars
that were the other partiers, leaving me woefully vulnerable at shoe level, so
small I almost felt like I was one of her big toes, helplessly stuck in a crowd
of stamping, squeaking shoes. The closest of these, hemming me on my immediate
left and right, were her white sneakers, either of which I could have sat on
like couches.
The floor seemed to swell in undulations beneath my boots,
in time with the music reverb and hundreds of shoes mashing into it. This must
have been what a bowling pin felt like before a bowling ball charged it down. I
felt like at any minute one of countless huge shoes was going to materialize
out of the dark and pirouette upon me, grinding my musculature into so much gum
to coat a heel or tread. Only Jen’s hawkish supervision separated me from that
fate; I had no ability to outrun or ultimately resist anyone’s momentous
weight.
The giant white sneakers began to tap around in front of me,
bizarre such huge things could move so lightly and gracefully, more than I felt
I could. The grand curtain of her pleated skirt flapped far above my head, and
like a fan, sending whuffs of air over the top of my head. She was not
commando, but only a thin, dark stretch of thong fabric veiled her mound, and
it puffed out slightly in a camel toe.
“CARE TO DANCE, NOW?” she called down, as one shoe came
thumping down in front of my face, nearly making me jump out of my skin. “OR
ARE YOU JUST GOING TO STARE UP MY SKIRT ALL NIGHT?”
I was too afraid to dance in case I tangled up the string
around my wrists and tripped over myself, and couldn’t say so, because she
couldn’t hear me anymore, over the bursting club music.
Anyway, there was no time for dancing; I was forced to dash
and dart around as her feet stamped closer and closer to my insignificant form,
while she lost herself in her sultry, hip-swaying routine. But her steps were too
close to be accidental. She must have been throwing me glances because every
time a sneaker dropped in front of my face and met the floor with a quake, and
I skidded and twisted away, laughter hailed down from the ceiling, in sharp
spurts in between the music beats. She seemed to be playing a disastrously
reckless game of seeing how close she could tramp around my body short of
pancaking me. Maybe she was still pissed off that I’d refused to go into her
mouth, and was trying to make every place that wasn’t her mouth look unwelcome—even
hostile—by comparison.
Then, out of nowhere, one of those flat-bottomed white
missiles came flying down with unavoidably lethal intent. The white toe came
barreling at my head like the nose of a crashing plane and I was paralyzed,
stricken with terror as it seemed to be playing out before my eyes in slow
motion.
Jennifer…I
thought, feeling sick and betrayed and horrified…how could you…?
She was actually going to do it; she was going to crush me. My
heart was in such disbelieving agony it was like a barbed cincture had drawn
tight around my chest, and I could no longer breathe.
There was no Jennifer anymore, no people, and no club, just
a white sneaker growing monstrously large in view, taking up the entire ceiling
like a horrifying eclipse, caused by the whim of an arrogant, punitive Goddess
amusing herself by squashing the life out of some lowly mortal.
My heart skittered like I’d slipped on something. At the
last second my arms yanked tight over my head and I was flying, kicking my legs
as I spun and swayed alongside the twin smokestacks of her smooth bare legs,
being carried like a marionette by her ring finger.
She was laughing again, thrilled at her own nerve.
“HEART RACING YET? FEEL ALIVE?” she whooped over the music.
More accurately, I felt narrowly not dead.
My brain had crashed. As I stammered in shock, my bulge was
captured and given a prickling pinch and, just before they departed, the tip of
a finger flicked against my groin, generating a lasting spasm of sensation.
“REMEMBER TO SAVE A LITTLE EXTRA CIRCULATION. JUST FOR ME.”
“Sure,” I said weakly, by now totally cowed by her. Maybe
lucky the string was holding me up, I had no muscle tension in my legs anymore.
They quaked like jelly.
The soles of my boots united with the floor again, and were
now jolted up and down against the floor as her hand lifted and dropped me, and
jiggling me back and forth in an unbalanced way to suggest dancing. In time
with the music, I was bounced and leap-frogged around – and even on – her shoes
until I felt like I was a human yo-yo. My limbs kicked and twisted sporadically
as I tried to pull off some dancing of my own, difficult when I was flying and
swooping around like a fish on the end of a fishing line. Soon my shoulders and
back muscles began to seize and twitch with the strain of dangling from my
wrists. Sweat ran down my sides and I gritted my teeth in pain.
The giant white sneakers roguishly directed more close
stomps around my suspended body, and again, zoomed me into the air to safety at
the last second. Each stomp surged with a clap of air and frightening
bone-shaking presence that blasted into my face like a bomb going off. These
crush fake outs brought her no end of amusement, and shocked my heart into a
gallop, but I recognized it was the drink talking and she probably wouldn’t
even remember she did it the next morning.
But I was sober enough to admit that, I recognized in the
darkest recesses of her psyche she was aroused by her lethal impulse over me.
But she no more wanted to actually kill me than an extreme tightrope walker
wants to fall and die, as much as their actions look to some outsider
otherwise. Dying is, in fact, the last thing they want. She wanted me to marvel
at the power she had over me, and that meant awing me that she could just as easily
take my life as she’d so often saved it. She liked to flaunt that she had the
power of both readily within her grasp.
Tens of meters of her form scrolled down past me as she
wound the string around her hand, drawing me to a stop before her looming face,
which flashed successive shades of vivid Technicolor under the disco lighting.
Hovering in space, with the bass pulsing through my skeleton, I was surrounded
by a frightful display of masks which bobbed and jeered in and out of my
perception.
“WOW. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?” she said flatly.
I was spinning slowly from my wrists in front of her eyes.
Her face was in view, then rotated away behind my head. Then it rotated back
into view, but her expression hadn’t changed, it was still a flat glare.
“What?” I
exclaimed. “Uh, what are you doing?”
“YOU’D RATHER DIE THAN DANCE WITH ME. I’M CUT.”
“You’re trying to erase me
from existence, big lady!”
Her lashes lowered and the corner of her mouth twisted in a
humorless ‘nice-try-wise-guy’ sort of way.
“YOU STEPPED A
LITTLE INTO THE PATH OF MY SHOE. YOU WERE
TRYING TO MAKE IT HAPPEN FASTER.”
“We both feinted,” I blathered tiredly. “We both pretended
to step away but then reversed without warning.”
She expressed how disappointed she was with this response by
choosing not to respond to it. She was yet too impatient to dance.
Suspended from the floor, I was now flung and twirled around
her body as she carried on dancing. The club became a whip-fast overload of
sharp, beating lights; something resembling David Bowman’s journey through the
Star Gate. I shut my eyes at intervals to avoid seizuring or passing out.
When I opened my eyes, the bulging shelf of her bust writ
with the stretched enscription ‘ANGEL’ in large, flew out of the dark and pumped
into my head like a pair of massive air bags. The shock of impact coursed
through my spine and I rebounded in a mass of flailing limbs, wheezing and
dazed. The string twirled me around and over like a shoelace being done up,
gelled floodlights switched places and then her ass was expanding in direct
view, bigger and bigger, and gyrating. I was momentarily lost in the flicking
pleats of her short skin before her ass seemed to slap me across the face,
swatting me away again. I spun like a boomerang, inevitably returning to her
mega dancing form, now pummeling into one of her outer thighs.
By now she not only had my attention, but several random
onlookers delighted in my spinning, bouncing dance – not to mention the ironic
juxtaposition of gargantuan Mary Jane toying with a tiny Spider-Man. People eyed me and grinned as I was
dipped and dived past their shimmying legs. Giant hands dived down and plucked
at the string before Jen could stop them, wrenching one of my arms until I
feared it would tear off. I found myself flying through the air whipping away
from the greedy grabbing hands and kicked my legs for stability as I aeroplaned
around in the flashing colorful lights, trying to look unperturbed and in my
own zone, like Peter Parker swinging serenely from skyscrapers in a glittery,
colorful night.
It became clear
why I had been allowed to fling with abandon into random dancers. Jennifer had
been dancing with her eyes closed. She opened them and looked at me, her eyes
whirled with the red and green and blue light.
“I LOVE YOU
JERRY JERONIMO MOUSSEAU!” she yelled into my face with such agitated
declaration I seriously feared being either snarfed into her mouth or snorted
up her nostril like a line of coke. Lucky I was not insect-sized or – in the swelling
electricity of that moment – she might have attempted the latter.
Chapter 46: Club Galaxy Part 2: Head Games by Zerda
As the music wore on, giant legs started to hem me in from
all sides. Oscillating body parts twisted and turned around past me, knocking
into me, sending me spinning away again. Half the time the body parts didn’t
belong to my fiancée. I bounced off foreign shoulders, breasts, stomachs and
thighs.
Airborne fingers extended to poke me, sending me swinging
around in mid-air. Jennifer’s irritation at the unwelcome attention peaked, and
then we broke away from the ocean of bodies and were weaving through the crowd
as she moved off the mosh to the seats at the side, and reclining in one, not
resting but watchful.
My body came to rest on the brawny floor of her
pressed-together thighs, but only for an instant as I was progressively winched
up into the air as she wound the dangling strings tighter around her palm,
until her palm hovered low overhead like a huge sunshade, leaving me very
little dangle room.
She leaned forward in her seat. Suddenly I was diving
through the air like a dying insect as she reached with both hands for her bag.
My body careened into the side of the soft leather, lifted again for the bag to
plop onto her lap.
I kicked and groaned as my tiny body dragged against the
leather, feeling like an incidental accessory that happened to be attached to
her hand, like some keys.
“PATIENCE, LITTLE LOVER,” she assured me.
Then I was thrust down into a dark cauldron suffused with
creamy lotion smells. Plastic containers and tubes and packets slapped me in
the face and jabbed into my torso as her hand searched around. With my arms stretched
up over my head, my soft belly and sides were cruelly vulnerable to pounding by
hard lid edges and pole-like depilatory wands and cosmetic instruments. Air
leaked out of my lungs.
Suddenly I was soaring again, and stabilized in front of her
face, and the dancing lime lasers lit up the whites of her eyes, which were
widened in earnest surprise.
“SLIP OF THE HAND,” she said in an alcohol-smoothed tone. She
hadn’t meant to thrust me into the bag, it had happened by instinct.
Then she noticed my hand at my side, rubbing gingerly. Her
pinky finger raised and tenderly waved my hand away, giving my insulted stomach
muscles a soft poke.
“LET ME TAKE A LITTLE LOOK, TOUGH GUY.”
“I’m okay.”
“WHAT IF I TAKE THE STRING OFF?” she offered.
She reached into her bag again (with her other hand) and
held a shining steel pair of tiny scissors. My muscles stiffened in alarm, but
presented my wrists to her to delicately snip the binds off.
Then her nails swept around to my back and began to scratch
and pinch gently – the sharp edges prickling my shoulders – until the Velcro
seam tore apart. Hooking a nail into the back to stretch it up, she lifted and
pulled at the stretchy fabric to help me de-clothe. To stabilize me, two
fingers and a thumb automatically tightened around my midsection, placing
strain on my tender stomach. I winced and she loosened her grip.
Even with my chest exposed, she continued to tug, until the
costume legs slipped free and I was left quivering and naked against her hand.
She directed a flick at the tip of my member.
“I WAS RIGHT – COMMANDO,” she said, and, not entirely
seriously: “YOU’RE BRAVER THAN I AM.”
Then her soft fingertips were sweeping around my front,
pushing in soft circular motions, testing for sensitivity. Wherever there was a
sensitive spot, the muscles twitched and trembled, and it caused my back to
arch in discomfort.
Keeping me still on her lap, her hand disappeared into her
bag again. I wondered if she was retrieving me a painkiller, but instead she pulled
out a tube of pink guava lip balm and, twisting the top off, ran it swiftly
over her lips. I should have taken this as an ominous sign but I was too
distracted figuring out how to get my costume back; it was balled up in the
fist that poised the balm in front of her pursed lips.
Without warning, her ring hand lifted, yanking me up into
the air, and with precision, directing my face to land on the tight moist bud
of her puckered lips with a wet squish. At contact, her lips pulsed and
contracted like flexing muscles, latching onto my face, pinching and smacking
to test the balm, and probably also attempt to distract me from my stomach pain.
I had only just enough time to shut my eyes before the monstrous sucking masses
applied itself to my forehead and began sucking with enough force to scrunch my
brow. It felt like some alien orifice had attached around my head and was
trying to suck my brain out through my mouth.
Meanwhile, her head was tilting back, and back, jaw angling
upwards, and I had no idea…
Suddenly
the moist supple bulwarks weren’t there anymore. They parted like an air vent
flipping open. I was poised over her face with my ankles clasped, hanging in
mid-air. For an instant I was tipped down like this, my chin balanced
delicately on the tip of her tongue, which flicked rapidly like a snake’s
tongue against my throat, tickling mischievously. The balm oiled opening
stretched wider. Then I was bob sledding down the chute of her curled tongue,
pulled inexorably into the darkness. I let out a surprised squeak before her
tongue pushed up into my stomach, clamping me against the soft, wet ridged
palate, snuffing out my cry.
With her
lips shut, it was pitch black inside her mouth, yet there was a paradoxical
feeling of constant surveillance, a sense of all-seeing gaze that lay me out,
totally exposed. Everything I came into contact with – from my palms, the soles
of my feet, my butt – was sending her immediate signals of where I was, what I
was doing, how my body was positioned inside her. There was nowhere I could go
to escape her, and she enjoyed an omniscient awareness of every move I made. I
was like a stone in her shoe; impossible for her to forget I'm there.
Everything felt magnified, scandalous by the fact no one could see me. I was a
plaything for her tongue, flipped over at whim, idly explored and enjoyed
without apology.
The weight
of the beefy wet muscle on me was sensual and hot as it traced all over my
body. When it wanted access to anatomy out of reach, I was bucked and flipped
over without warning, or scooped out of her cheek and swished about, head over
feet, gargling a wave of thick saliva before hitting the opposite side of her
mouth, and sticking in place behind the wall of molars.
For fun,
she tried tucking me underneath her tongue, and then delicately holding me
sideways in place between the row of her incisors, running the tip of her
tongue from my temple, down my body to my foot.
She made
great sucking motions as if to click her tongue, and the oral walls squeezed me
in and out like a squishy toy, putting my muscular tension to the test, working
my flexibility to the limit until joints creaked and my vertebrae strained.
Then a wall of shadow fell over me as the oral entrance closed again, shutting
me away in a dark, humid prison with no easy means of escape.
The
internal heating system roared to life with her exhalations, warm air stirred
up from her lungs and rushed at me, condensing over my flesh with clammy mist. Every
time she exhaled it puffed my lungs up with her warm, second-hand air, and
every time she inhaled, it felt like my airways were being pinched shut as the
air was suctioned out again. It was as if she had taken control of my
breathing, carrying the air in and out of my lungs.
The air in
this hot confine became weighted with moisture as it collected saliva, and this
airborne moisture was also packed inside my lungs, which I had to cough and
spit up.
Then the
enormous grainy mound of her tongue unexpectedly tensed, reaching up and easily
batting me to one side of the mouth. My back hit the inside of a cheek, skin
sticking with a small wet squelch. For a moment my soft bare body moulded to
the inside of her cheek like a wet tissue, before sliding down. I curled into a
ball as drops of saliva rained down the moist walls of her mouth, rolling over
me in waves, conspiring to glue me in place.
She must
have re-joined the dancing, I was stuck in place for some time, and it didn’t
necessarily get any easier or more comfortable. She liked me to be packed in
her cheek like a tight wad so her mouth was free for other things – drinking
and making out with guys.
Her loud
heavy breathing gusted around the inside of her mouth like a great wind
preceding a storm. I soon grew very warm and wet, as my skin softened and
wrinkled, which seemed to only mould me even more against the inside of her
cheek. Unfortunately, this correspondingly made me even more comfortable for
her to carry inside her mouth, slightly squishy and flexible. The tip of her
tongue entertained itself by pushing against different parts of my body,
satisfying itself with the give of my puny body to the strength of the oral
muscle.
My brain
tuned out while an unknown period of time passed. The monotony of my
predicament was muted with some light sleep, distracted by a dream I was back
in my bedroom, normal size. My carefree slumber was ripped apart by a groaning
sound that tumbled out of the unseen throat somewhere behind me. I awoke with a
snap, remembering where I was, and some dread washed over me again.
The groan
was not her voice, but something else, not so friendly…
It came
again: a rumbling, bestial growl and the air at my back seemed to flare and sizzle
as if a furnace door had opened up. In a span of nanoseconds a burst of gaseous
pressure pumped into my sinuses and the airspaces in my head, like my head was
swelling and going to explode, leaving my temples throbbing.
“Whoa,” I
gasped, holding my head between my hands, giving myself my crushing massage.
“Don’t do that again.”
The rows of
teeth divided as she spoke, letting in flashes of laser beamed dancing body
parts.
“AW, DID I MAKE
YOU JUMP?” she said, treating me to disappointingly brief views of the outside
world from between her two rows of teeth as she uttered words. “JUST THOUGHT
YOU WERE GETTING A LITTLE COLD IN THERE.”
“Well, that was a whole blowtorch of heat.”
Refreshingly
cool air rushed in as the lips parted to speak again. The movement of her jaws
as she spoke was unnerving, as it simulated a munching motion. I pulled my body
tighter to ensure I was all clear of her snapping molars.
“ACTUALLY,
I WAS TRYING TO PUFF YOU UP AND POP YOU; BECAUSE, SEE, FOR A SECOND I CONFUSED
YOU FOR A TINY HUNK OF BUBBLEGUM. YOU’RE SO TIGHT JAMMED IN THERE.”
“Yeah,
tight,” I scoffed. “I’m clapped up in a brazen bull. And you’re cooking me
alive even before I hit your stomach juices.”
Her tongue
swung at me, accidentally battering my head into her rubbery cheek pouch and
causing it to rebound, as the wet muscular mass tried to drape itself across my
shoulders in a consoling way.
“OH,
LIGHTEN UP. IT WAS JUST A LITTLE HICCUP. SIT BACK AND LET ME STROKE ALL YOUR
PROBLEMS AWAY...”
I grimaced. That was bullshit. It was a burp.
“If that was a hiccup, then I—mmf.”
The tip of
her tongue flattened itself over my face and pressed hard, squashing my head
against her inside cheek, extinguishing my voice. Once satisfied I’d abandoned
my argument, the tongue retracted again, settling back in the center of the
cavernous mouth.
But the
sudden aromatic airbursts happened several other times, particularly as she
continued to ingest the alcohol and spill back more fuel onto the metaphorical
fire. And every time caused a small gaseous explosion of rapid air compression
behind my eyeballs, causing them to water. The hot fizzling air didn’t just
light up the sensitive nerve pathways in my nasal cavities, but rapidly
expanded my windpipe and lungs to painful capacity, until my whole body seemed
to be stinging. It was the sharp pain of carbonated bubbles shooting up the
nostrils, but across my entire body. If she’d just opened her mouth, it would
have prevented the explosive, rapid-fire compression that tore through my body
tissues. But every time, she held her closed mouth against her hand. Her desire
for discretion trumped my comfort and caused me major, literal headaches.
“Open your
mouth!” I screamed in pain, after the fourth time in fifteen minutes.
“WHO DO YOU
TAKE ME FOR?” she shot back, oblivious to my suffering. “SOME KIND OF BOORISH INBRED?”
I groaned
in defeat, just as another burst rattled through my head, making my ears pop
“Why is
this happening?”
She mistook
it for a non-rhetorical question.
“IT’S A
THING THAT HAPPENS IF I DRINK AFTER EATING LACTOSE,” she answered in a low,
somewhat bothered voice, as if self-conscious. “NOW GET OVER IT.”
“Well, make
it stop, I—ulfff!” my voice squeaked
and died beneath the stampeding grumble of another wave of hot air, drowned out
by the sharp wet popping sound in my ears as my head fought to equalize the
intolerable pressure. My eyeballs itched painfully, feeling like they had been
on the verge of exploding.
Now so much
air had built up inside the airspaces of my thoracic cavity that my torso felt
stiff and wooden. I thumped my fist into my stomach, trying to deflate myself,
until I made myself burp.
The oral
cavern thrummed with her laughter.
“You’re
doing this!” I said, trying to burp again to relax the strain in my abdomen.
“ANY MORE
TALK AND YOU’RE A HYPOCRITE,” she said smugly, before giving my face a flick
with the tip of her tongue. Then stopped, thinking, and the tongue dropped into
my lap and began massaging my belly as she did so, unconsciously or not. I
secretly wished it would press harder to help deflate me, but then it slipped
away again so she could conclude:
“WHERE’S
THE WATER…?”
Sizzling
gas or frigid liquid? I couldn’t decide which was worse. But with all my facial
features ringing in pain, I doubted anything could be worse than another
infernal alcoholic belch. And I thought the water would extinguish what felt
like bubbles crackling inside my brain.
“Please,
yes. Anything.”
Her voice
rang through the dark chamber of her mouth as she conveyed her order over the
bar, and giving me a surreal view of the bartender’s face appearing and
disappearing repeatedly between the frame of her top and bottom teeth as she
spoke, awash in the vivid lights and flickering shadows.
Everything
went black.
Again, her
upper and lower incisors, like silhouettes of castle battlements, parted, not
to speak, but to admit the glassy edge of a tumbler to protrude in. As it
tilted, its clear contents curled over the edge like an ocean wave breaking
into her mouth. With a good mouthful sucked in, the glass edge tilted away as
the upper and lower teeth drew together, blinding me again.
There was
an ominous hissing sound as a river surged in over the tongue, and as the ocean
tide of water rolled over my body, I sucked in my breath a fraction too late
and got a nose full of freezing liquid down my throat. There was only an
instant to register I’d made a horrible mistake before my head exploded in
agony.
It was
carbonated water – explaining the hissing – and the hateful cold did not merely
pierce but snapped and bit like teeth as the bubbles burst inside my body. The
shock of the sudden temperature shift shook up my delicate epithelial tissue
into inflamed overdrive.
“Aaaargh!”
It felt
like I was being immersed in liquid nitrogen. My stomach began to convulse in a
mime of regurgitation. The icy wave lapped down my face, swishing sideways, the
immense pull of the wave threatening to wrench me sideways with it, but instead
I was hugged against the slick rock of molar wall, keeping me in place. I
spluttered underwater, then, as soon as my head was exposed again, I let out a
scream:
“Stop—!”
then the wave of bubbling frosty drink reversed direction, slapped down over my
head, dumping me under another dizzying world of mind-numbing ache. Then flipped
away, before crashing in over my head, smacking the inside cheek wall, the
flipping to the other side with a wet slapping sound, before careening back
into my face. Again, and again.
She must
have been swishing the water around, I thought dismally. Maybe she thought it
was helping me, but it was making things worse. Each cold wet slap to the face
thrust my head under a wall of frigid bubbles that sluiced up my raw,
sensitively enervated nasal passages, tearing them open with pain.
Finally the
torrent drained back towards the void at the back of the cavern, and the throat
muscles squeezed to pull the water down. The rapid compression caused by her
vacuuming swallow delivered me a walloping climax of facial nerve pain.
The tongue
searched for me in the dark, probing tip slipping under my jaw and affectionately
stroking my neck, or checking my pulse, or both.
As stars
seemed to fly around my eyes in the dark, her lips parted again, exposing a
panoramic disco lit view of the outside world, framed above and below by the
dark, crenulated ridges of teeth. At the same time, the neck of an open bottle
was pointing in at me and—
“No, no,
no!” I yelled.
--the
cavern tilted back, the bottle neck tilted down, and a pressure hose of cooled
fizzling water came spilling in at me again, dunking my head under a . It felt
like I was made of ice and someone was trying to carve me up; my head was
clanging like the worst dental surgery in the world.
I must have
passed out for an instant. When I awoke my cheek was sliding and squeaking down
the inside wall of her cheek, while something like a huge fish was flicking in
my face. It was no fish, but the tip of her tongue, probing around my neck for
my pulse again. The tongue disappeared and then there was a bass rumbling in my
bones; her voice, and as commanding as if it was booming out of the nightclub’s
sound system.
“—TO PLAY
THAT GAME?” her voice segued back mid-speech, “WELL, I CAN PLAY, TOO.”
She thought
I’d gone silent on her.
As soon as
she finished speaking, the mass of her tongue curled around and the wet tip
mashed into my face, poking me in the eye.
I wrenched
my head away, and the tip ran down my chest, brushing my groin briefly as it
identified my waist. Each stretch of my anatomy was pinpointed and palpated by
the dribbling bulk of spongy muscle. I imagined her visualizing my anatomy as
she probed me, using her ultra-sensitive tongue as the interfacing medium to
maintain a 3D map of my body in her head, a tiny model of male anatomy, helpless
but to lend itself uncomplainingly to her infelicitous exploration and
manipulation, and delight in its automatic biological responses; a quickening
heartbeat, softening, stretching muscles, and stiffening organ.
The massive
tongue touched to my hipbone and stopped. It began trying to rock my hips,
sliding beneath my butt and cantilevering my body side to side, half smushing
me into her cheek. As her tongue ran loosely around my pelvis, thrusting me, using
force to buck and bounce me, it accidentally slipped down my lower belly and
squashed my penis, sending barbs of twinging sensitivity up the shaft. I
yelped.
Suddenly
the tongue was battering all around me as if in a panic, practically smothering
me. It seemed to be trying to vigorously dislodge me from her cheek, hooking
under my arms to lift me, poking my hips back and forth, but also in effect,
ramming me further into the cheek. It's was like her tongue was trying to poke
me to death. It made scooping motions up under my butt, causing me to bounce
wildly and painfully, head whipping and teeth and eyeballs rattling inside my
skull.
I felt like
a little kid being bounced on his parent’s knee, but this wasn’t fun; it was
out of control and humiliating. My joints ached as they were jolted and jarred
together with the stress of vigorous bumping.
A pathetic
wail issued from my throat:
“S-s-s-stop-p-p
i-t-t-t J-J-J-en-n-i-if-f-fer-r-r-r-r-r!” But my voice clacked into
incoherence. A strange rumbling squeak trickled out from the invisible gullet.
She was trying not to laugh at the silly sounds I’d made. I must have sounded
like I was yelling into fan blades.
Disoriented,
I fought against the tongue, until it occurred to me my bobbing motions were
timed to the loud music throbbing outside her mouth. She was trying to bounce
me with her tongue to make me 'dance' in time to the music.
The
paddling of her tongue caught my erection numerous times, flicking and bouncing
it with solid strikes. It was caught and stretched by the gluey, saliva-soaked
tongue muscle, and battered to and fro like a tennis ball. Every stroke sent an
aggressive, striking pounding sensation from the tip of my penis into my balls.
My body was filling up with hot blood.
One of
these strokes sent my dick beyond the limit, and my balls screwed up so tight I
thought they’d explode. My load burst forth, splashing indivisibly into great
bubbling globs of saliva, and I fell into a relieved slump. The tongue
continued to bump and grind against me, trying to make me buck to the music,
but eventually she seemed to get the idea I’d become an exhausted, leaden wad,
and her tongue departed again.
I scooted
my butt into the cheek wall, hugging my knees up to my chest as my stomach somersaulted
giddily.
Outside,
the song was winding down to a crossfade into a new piece of music.
To get my
attention, the tip of the tongue clambered over and performed a manic drumroll
against the tiny drum of my ribcage. I groaned in utter dismay at this new,
painful subjugation. My torso was so sensitive and raw from the slightly acidic
saliva, my flesh and muscle quivering from all the exertion, that my body felt
paper fragile against the energetic spearing of her tongue tip, like it could
have popped my abdomen like a balloon.
The new
song was starting to climb to the first chorus and the ravers were ready to
erupt at the beat drop. The tongue swept away for an instant so she could breathlessly
exclaim:
“I LOVE THIS
SONG – READY…?!”
My eyes
shut and I let out a small sigh, muscles quivering in anticipation for the next
round of tongue hammering invisible nails into my body.
Chapter 47: Club Galaxy Part 3: The Heights by Zerda
Sometime
later, I was dislodged and my Spider-man suit hastily pulled back on, before
being handed over to Raf at the bar, so that Jen could use the restroom.
The musicos
on stage were dismantling gear to make way for the next act, while some stage
hands were setting up some panels around the DJ booth on the stage.
The floor was
already starting to whistle and cheer, and stamp their feet even before the
next group was introduced. Evidently it was a popular act.
The noise
increased as a guy in headphones came in behind the DJ booth, now barricaded by
the glass panels. The edges lit up with neon lights, making it look like he was
inside a big glowing rectangular prism.
A
microphone rang out with the MC’s announcement:
“NOW MAKE
SOME NOISE FOR DJ RAITARO AND ANYA ZARSKY!”
The floor
did not need to be told. The music started and the room exploded as a young
woman carrying a microphone came out on the aluminium gangplank suspended over
the stage and stepped down onto the glass prism with a sharp clunk. She was wearing
a ‘child-friendly’ bondage outfit, devil horns, and led-lit glass platform
heels, and though her face was partially hidden under her black mask, the
bleached hair falling down her back from beneath the headpiece gave her away.
While she
tested the microphone by thanking the city, I jumped up and scrambled across
the bar, trying to avoid slipping on alcohol moisture.
“Raf! –
Hey!”
He leaned his
elbow across the bar counter towards me, but barely took his eyes off the
stage.
“Is that
Anya?” I yelled up at him, “–your Anya?”
“THAT’S HER.” He gave a tiny nod, his
eyes reflecting the stage lighting. “SHE’S
A VISION, YEAH?”
“Yeah, a
vision that every man in this joint has his eyes on.”
He didn’t
reply; not seeming to have heard me over the pounding noise, or maybe thinking what
I’d said was so obvious it didn’t call for a response.
“You said
she worked here,” I called up at the top of my voice.
He gave a
self-evident shrug.
“SHE’S
WORKING.”
“She’s
gigging, it’s a little different.”
“SAME
THING.”
“No, I
mean, she’s famous. Like, seriously. She’s a big hit. I thought she was a
bartender or something.”
“SHE USED
TO BE A WAITRESS,” he offered. “I THINK?”
“Maybe a
million years ago. Let me take another look.”
His giant hand
circled my chest and lifted me up over the sea of dark bobbing heads where the
stage materialized, and the strikingly leggy singer making her way with
model-like catwalk pose through flashes of lighting and plumes of theatrical
smoke, singing the first few lines to the house music being mixed by the DJ.
"WHO
ARE THEY?"
Raf was
looking at a small group couple of dancers; Jennifer had returned from the
restroom and was dancing with them.
"No
idea."
"FRIENDS
OF HERS?"
"Nope."
"YOU
WANT ME TO CALL HER OVER?"
I shook my
head, grateful for the rest.
"She's
having fun.”
The
DJ/singer act spun through several songs. Raf was keen to buy me a drink, and
helped me partake from a tiny plastic shot cup. But when I went to order
another, he refused. His fingers closed around my head and rubbed thoroughly.
His agitation expressed itself through his finger strength, and my skull ached.
“NEED TO FOCUS,”
he explained. “STAY LUCID.”
“Ow. This
is just a mask, not a crash helmet.”
“GET HER
ATTENTION.”
“Who?” I
said. “Jen? No, really, it doesn’t bother me.”
He shook
his head, and then stretched up tall to peer over the heads of the crowd, looking
out towards the stage.
“YOU GOT US
IN HERE EARLY, REMEMBER? DO YOUR MAGIC AGAIN. GET US INTO HER.”
“Anya? You’re
joking, right?”
He leaned
his head over, trying to hear me better over the mosh din and music. Every time
I tried to speak up my voice was drowned out by the microphone-amplified vibrato
beaming from the stage. The pop star’s clear voice had everyone under its
spell, like a Homeric siren. But honestly, it was nice to have a famous person
here, to take the heat off me.
“GIRLS LOVE
YOU, MAN!” he grinned.
“You don’t
expect me to just go up and talk to her?”
In my
mind’s eye I saw myself crowd surfing, being passed hand over hand and
deposited onto the stage, and getting quickly lost in the curling stage fog,
before ending up inadvertently stamped flat to the underside of one of the
fearsome metallic chrome platform stiletto heels outfitting the ends of the
singer’s killer legs.
“NO – YOU
GO UP AND OVER!” he said, pointing
his free hand up at the alloy trusses running along the ceiling in a grid. They
formed two intersecting squares; one square boxing the mosh, connected to
another square boxing the stage.
In his
cubic booth, the DJ tipped his head back to drink from a water bottle. Across
the floor, over the heads of the bobbing crowd, I saw Jennifer had stopped
dancing. She ran a hand through her well-mussed red mane of hair and appeared
to be looking around, and sucking her lips as if thirsty or…trying to conjure
up saliva, anyway…
“Throw me!”
I roared.
He flung
his hand up and I was speeding high above everyone’s’ heads, towards the
ceiling. I threw out my hands to grab the lower metal bar of a truss, swung
myself up, and then bear hugged an intersecting bar and pulled myself up to the
upper bar. The spandex was too slippery on the metal, so I ripped my gloves and
boots off, and my bare hands and feet gave me better traction. The music quaked
through the bar, through my hands and body as I gripped it.
Astride the
upper bar, I gazed down to see Raf give me an excited thumbs up, right before
Jen pounced on him. Wrenching my eyes away, I began to move along the bar
towards the stage. It was wide enough to run along, my smaller mass gave me
better balance, because of less gravitational pull.
The lights
flared and rotated below me. I focused on the end of the metal beam and crossed
the first truss box, and bear hugged the bars intersecting with the second box,
which surrounded the stage.
Below, Anya
floated through the fog to the very edge of the stage and wailed the last Banshee
note of the song at the top of her lungs.
The truss
ran into a brick wall along the side of the stage, behind a curtain, where some
cabling extended down; my ticket to getting back down to ground level.
The crowd
erupted in cheers and applause as the song ended, and with the set over, the
curtains were pulled over the stage, cutting it (and me) off from the mosh.
Directly below, stage hands moved a ramp to the glass sphere, one of these took
Anya’s hand, guiding her down onto the stage. She unclipped a microphone and
handed it to the stage hand. From there, she moved briskly towards the back end
of the stage, down another ramp, and around a corner.
Racing
along to the end of the alloy truss, I met the brick wall and slid down the
cabling until my feet touched the stage floor. Fuzzy shadows of mist churned
around me as I sprinted along the backstage wall.
“Anya!” I
yelled. “Anya, wait!”
No one
heard me. The backstage hall echoed with carry-over noise from the dancefloor,
the stormy sea of chatter.
I barrelled
down the ramp onto a cracked stony floor. Doors and big black equipment boxes
lined the black brick wall. It was very dim, smoky, and dungeon-like except for
a puddle of red light below an exit sign. I was tiny, and Anya, gargantuan –
her heels alone dwarfed me – but I was running full speed, and she was walking.
And the lack of gravitational pull on my tiny mass allowed me to be
surprisingly fast.
Ahead, the
singer’s giant glassy stilettos were swinging along, hitting the stone floor
with deafening metronymic snaps on the stony floor.
“Anya!” I
screamed, “Stop!”
The
unearthly resonance in the dark hallway gave my tiny voice just enough crackle.
The giant glass heels froze, as the singer seemed to consider whether she’d
been hearing things. Then the heels swished around with two great claps, to
face me head on. She was frozen for a nanosecond, as if to make sense of the
seeming empty curtain of air in front of her. Then her eyes must have plummeted
and made sense of me. One of the heels unconsciously snapped back.
“HEY…!” she
gasped. “OH MY GOSH, A TINY LITTLE SPIDER-MAN. ARE YOU REAL? I THOUGHT I WAS
SEEING THINGS! WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?”
The glassy
stilettos came clomping up to me, acquiring a red glow under the light.
“Well,” I
panted, too tired for formal introductions, “there’s a bunch of metal girders
on the ceiling. I just walked along them. It beats lining up.”
“UH…” she
seemed lost for words for a second, “…THAT’S REALLY DANGEROUS.” She peered up
at the ceiling gauging the distance from the floor, and then letting her eyes
follow the rigging out over the dance floor.
“My friend
threw me up there.”
“YOUR
FRIEND WHAT?” then she frowned, “OKAY – MY POINT EXACTLY.”
“I’m a
stunt person,” I said quickly, wanting to leave her with the impression I was
not unthinkably stupid or insane, “It’s what I do.”
“THAT’S
RIGHT…” she said, as her immense height seemed to dive down over me in a
graceful kneel, “YOU MUST BE JERRY MOUSSEAU. I DIDN’T REALIZE YOU ACTUALLY WENT
AROUND DOING THIS KIND OF THING. I THOUGHT IT WAS ALL KINDS OF CAMERA AND
EDITING.”
“No, I
really am this big in real life.”
She smiled.
“YOU ARE SO TINY, LOOK AT YOU, IT’S CRAZY,” she tentatively brushed a finger
to my chest as if expecting I’d evaporate in a puff of smoke. “AREN’T YOU
AFRAID OF GETTING SQUASHED IN A BIG PLACE LIKE THIS?”
“It’s okay.
I’m a pro at not dying. Like a tiny ninja.”
“YEAH, THAT
OR YOU SERIOUSLY DON’T GIVE A DAMN.”
She seemed
to have meant this as a compliment but it was hard to tell.
I shuffled back,
trying to take in her from a more natural angle, but there was nothing natural
about my perspective. Staring straight up at her from the grimy cracked floor
gave me the POV of an actual spider about to be trampled flat by one of the
massive heels, whose glassy platforms were big enough to function as windows.
Plus, the deep shadow she was casting on me in this dim hallway made it seem
like she was about to fall on me.
“I wanted
to meet you. Uh…for a friend…”
This
surprised her. She held my gaze a moment and then smiled.
“YOU WANTED TO MEET ME? THAT’S WHY YOU CLIMBED THE CEILING? I’M DUMBFOUNDED. I REALLY
DON’T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. WHAT IF…WHAT IF YOU SAY YOU MET ME, I CAN SAY I MET YOU?”
“But
there’s someone else who wanted to meet you as well.”
“I’M SO
SORRY, JERRY, BUT I HAVE TO GO SOON. UGH, SO FRUSTRATING YOU CAUGHT ME NOW, I
WISH WE HAD MORE TIME, I REALLY DO. I’M A FAN OF YOURS. I THINK YOU’RE AMAZING,
ACTUALLY.”
I put up my
hands, not in modesty, but imploring her to stop.
“But if you
were to please wait just one minute,
I actually have to talk to you – my friend – ”
She held
out her hand towards me, lime green polished nail plates hovering just under my
nose.
“WOULD YOU
LET ME…?”
Assuming
she wanted to shake hands, I held my palm out for her.
“Uh, sure.”
Her fingers
moved smoothly forwards, ignoring my hand and sliding around my chest, grasping
tight as I lifted up off the ground, catapulting up her body and stopping at
her neck level. Her upper chest wall swelled and fell with the exertion of her
recent performance, making the leather of her bondage Lite costume
squeak faintly.
“IT’S NOT
VERY SAFE FOR YOU DOWN THERE,” she explained. “YOU’RE SO TINY IT’S SCARY. DO
YOU MIND IF I HOLD YOU?”
The ground seemed
a very long way down now, and from my new vantage point, even darker and
grimier.
“No, I, uh,
appreciate it.”
“SO, THIS
FRIEND,” she said. “DOES HE, UH, EXIST…?
DID HE DARE YOU TO COME BACK HERE, OR IS THIS THE OLD STANDBY WHEN YOU RUN INTO
THE GIRL OF YOUR FANTASIES. YOU CAN TELL ME.”
Her soft
smile had extra meaning.
I let out a
laugh.
“He not
only exists, but if you’ve got a phone I’ll make him materialize on the spot.”
She
wandered down the backstage hallway, flagging down the attention of a crew
member; a guy wearing a black t-shirt, one of the stage hands. He held his
phone under my face while I slung Raf a text. My heart hammering with the rush
of a mission completed, I sent:
face it tiger…you just hit the jackpot!
backstage left <-<-<-
Meanwhile, Anya
was saying to the stage hand:
“CAN YOU
TAKE A SHOT OF US – THIS IS SPIDER-MAN AND I’M HIS BIGGEST FAN, GWEN STACY.”
She gave me a quick wink, and then put me on her shoulder as we posed for the
shot, her head turned and lips puffed up flirtatiously in my direction and me
doing a web-slinging gesture. The stagehand offered to send the photo to me,
and I was about to give him my email address, but then at the last second
pulled up a recent text conversation with Jennifer, inserted the photo and sent
it to her.
Meanwhile, on the other side of the curtain…
My gofer
stumbled into view, looking completely lost even though he knew exactly where
he was. The look of non-comprehension on his face intensified as he spotted me
riding Anya’s shoulder.
She
addressed him, waving him over. He shuffled up to us like she was pulling him
on an invisible lead, weirdly being drawn to her as if his legs were being
commanded against the judgment of his brain. But she quickly drew him out,
charmed and fascinated that he chaperoned me, peppering him with questions that
he stuttered his way through. As they chatted, my phone presented a reply that was weirdly not in Jen's usual tone:
That is Anya Zarsky.
I will tell you about her another time...
Tvb xx
I stared at
the text for one long, uncomprehending moment.
“HEY, SPIDER-MAN;
SMILE!”
The
stagehand snapped another picture of us, now with Raf. Then Anya leaned down
and in one fluid move, pinched my mask off and kissed my cheek, and, handing
the mask to Raf, she kissed his cheek, and spun away from us, disappearing with
her crew down the backstage hall, waving and blowing a kiss over her shoulder.
Chapter 48: His House, Her Rules Part 1 by Zerda
The white
Chrysler rolled down the dark streets. Urban drone grinded past, street lights
flared like flashbulb cameras. A squeal erupted from the back seat.
“YOU MET ANYA ZARSKY?!”
Jen stared
between Raf and down to me I. Her jaw had fallen open.
Still
unable to conjure up words, Raf could only let out a laugh.
I sat in
the warm padded seat of her cupped hands. The price of the comfortable seating had
been to endure a game of being rolled back and forth, from one hand to the
other, and trying to resist her fingers from curling in to pin me and subject
different parts of my anatomy to gentle, ticklish pinches just to amuse herself
in my surprised, irritated reactions. But it didn’t just irritate me. She
seemed irritated too; her sharp nail tips dug into me with breathtaking bite,
like being stroked with the flat of a knife. My stomach curled and hunched.
“That’s
what I said,” I gasped, as the car ceiling flipped around over my head, while
she rolled me around in her hand. “Check your phone.”
“YOU DID NOT,
LIAR.”
In her
other hand, the shiny screen came barrelling at my face and hovered there like
a flatscreen TV. I flinched. And then saw for myself; the last entry on her
chat log with me was over a day ago. No ‘I
will tell you another time’ reply.
Ohhh-kay, I thought. I must have texted someone else by
accident. It hadn’t sounded like a text from her anyway.
She gave my
member a tweak, and smiled in spite of herself.
“YOU’RE A
TOTAL BONEHEAD WHEN YOU’RE HORNY,” she murmured.
At the last
second, the car twisted around a tight corner. I was mashed against her body as
she steadied herself, and then brought back. The impulse to talk was squeezed
right out of me and my mouth remained clamped shut. She met me with a cool,
unperturbed stare. The shadows scrolled past her face as the city lights ran
along the windows.
"I CAN
SEE YOUR TINY LITTLE BRAIN SHORT-CIRCUITING TRYING TO FIGURE SHIT OUT. IT'S SO
CUTE."
Then she
impersonated my voice with an exaggerated squeaky timbre:
“I’M JERRY
MOUSSEAU, WHY DOES MY GIRLFRIEND HAVE TO BE SO BIG?”
“I don’t
sound like that!” But it wasn’t the mimicry of my voice that bothered me so
much as her immediate targeting of something that caused me so much anxiety.
“—AND WHY
DOES MY GIRLFRIEND HAVE TO BOUNCE ME UP AND DOWN LIKE THIS—?”
“Hey!
What—?”
I was flung
up and down like a ragdoll, bounced on the trampoline of her thigh until the
alcoholic contents of my stomach started to crawl up my chest cavity. Feeling
like I was going to pass out, I scrunched my hands and feet rapidly to keep the
blood flowing through my body. Passing out in the vicinity of Jennifer while
she was intoxicated was most unwise. And in the shadowy back seat, with Raf distracted
by the streets, she had full liberty to indulge in her dark whims.
“I’m going
to pass out,” I burbled weakly, clutching the pleats of her skirt. Her fingers
pulled my ankles tight and lifted them up into the air, trying to detach me
from her. Upside down my arms were pulled tight as I gripped her skirt harder,
until my muscles burned. Her reckless strength was terrifying.
My balls
were given a tug. I let go.
As I
dangled from her hand, she slumped back in drunken laughter, still mimicking my
voice:
“—IT’S SO
EMBARRASSING. LOOK AT MY CUTE LITTLE GRUMPY FACE, THAT’S HOW EMBARRASSED I AM.”
“YOU GUYS
ARE INSANE,” Raf exclaimed cheerfully, and laughed. He was absolutely a glass
half full kind of guy; even making insanity sound fun.
“NOW MY
GIRLFRIEND IS GOING TO GIVE ME A BIG KISS BUT I’M SO TINY I HOPE SHE DOESN’T
EAT ME MMMPH—” a giant pair of lips spread over my face, blotting out the world
with squishy, wet, pressurized darkness, “—OH NO, WHAT IS THAT BIG SNEAKY NAIL
DOING? DON’T TICKLE ME – NOOO!”
*
She
departed down the hallway to get changed, moments later her ghostly singing
warbled out from the soft pattering shower.
In the
meantime, I jumped up onto the single bed, put on a loose t-shirt and pyjama
pants, and went back out into the living room. Surmounting the sofa, the lights
seemed to glow too brightly for an instant as I was hit by a sudden pang of
light-headedness as my chest flip-flopped. A muscle in my leg responded by
seizing painfully and twitching. Then it was over. I was still taking the
growth medication and the effects were still happening. I’d just gotten better
and better at pushing it out of mind. Searching for a distraction, I moved over
to the remote, flicking the TV on and watching whatever appeared on the screen,
a talk show.
The pounding
water from the bathroom ceased.
A moment
later, the TV went black and still and the room was quiet again. A giant hand
flew down from the sky and was coming for me.
I dived
under the blanket and began running down the bed, keeping the sheet lifted over
my head.
“Hey, what
about a foot massage?” I called out. I imagined myself nestled between her feet
– as I had been at Samantha’s house – rubbing me until I fell asleep. Right
then, the irony of Samantha being the gentler alternative went over my head.
There was a
great jolt as a form came down upon the mattress. Giant legs dug under the
blanket right behind me, spreading rapidly down the length of bed as if chasing
me. The unseen mass of a huge foot swept past, the toenails scraping, searching
for the tiny object that was my entire existence. I pushed into the smooth
wrinkled canvass of her sole and rubbed it vigorously with my palms as if
trying to pacify her elevating sexual mania.
There was a
shriek and the leg jerked, the big toe pistoning forward with lightning speed
and stamping me dead in the face with a walloping blow like a punch. Next
second my back was against the mattress and stars whizzed in front of my eyes.
My face felt very warm; with a reddened imprint of her toe print stamped over
it.
“YOU LITTLE
ASSHOLE!” came her thundering reproach, but half gasping and half giggling. “DO
THAT ONE MORE TIME AND I’M GOING TO STRING UP YOUR ANKLES AND MAKE YOU INTO A
NECKLACE!”
I was too
dazed to reply. After a moment of silence, the bed groaned as she sat up, her
legs whispering over the sheets, parting to give me space. A hand curled around
and snatched me out from under the sheet where I was brought up under the
massive ceiling of her face, turned down to examine me with concern.
“DID I POKE
YOU…?”
She spread
me out on her thigh and began to stroke her hand over me as if in apology.
“YOU KNOW I
HATE THAT,” she said sternly, referring to me tickling her. Even as she said
this, her nail tip was absent-mindedly swirling against my stomach, tracing the
scar on my belly, and this was tickling me,
though she didn’t seem to realize. “AND YOU’RE SO TINY – OR DID YOU FORGET?
JUST WATCH YOURSELF DOWN THERE, LITTLE NUGGET.”
Lying on my
back, I beat my fists up against the constantly moving target of her hand, but
this just made her lips twist in a smile at the spectacle of my puny fists
paddling away ineffectively into her flesh.
“Don’t call
me ‘little nugget’ – !”
The hand
flattened over my body like a sheet while the pinky finger lifted delicately,
the pad smushing against my lips.
“UHP.
SHUSH.”
She leaned
back, sighing and keeping palm over me, gently sandwiching me against her thigh
– as if predicting I’d run away.
Her hand
swept around me like a blanket, snatching me up into the air. I did a whirl around
in the air until her face filled up my view. My eyes were forced to run over magnificent
features, the silky mane of showered and wet, red-dyed hair that spilled,
untied, over her shoulders, her lashes downcast, fluttering slowly as if
sleepy, but definitely alert. She was wearing only underwear and a tank top
which pulled over her breasts tightly; the nipples erect and contoured in the
air. She hadn’t dried herself properly from the shower and the top was dampening
in patches.
Held up
before her lips, my tiny face was washed by her deep, relaxed expirations,
until it was shining wet from the warmth and moist condensation. I was so close
to her lips that when they parted, my entire vision turned wet and mauve,
completely surrounded by the escaping tongue, which poured out and scooped up
my chin, lifting and balancing my head on its red tip like a tiny, delicate
piece of fruit she was savouring, fighting the temptation to suck and swallow.
The tip of
her tongue was pressed uncomfortably against my throat, slightly squashing it,
while keeping my head inclined up, forced to gaze up into the twin caves of her
nostrils, as she leisurely sampled the flavour and texture of my neck. The
steady draughts of her breath gushed out, patting my cheeks with warm air. She
kept me positioned like that for an extra moment, just to underscore my
helplessness.
If we’d
both been the same size, this terrible intimacy with her face would have been
the precursor to a make out session. She treated the tininess of my head as
something adorably begging to be kissed and licked and teased by the big, wet,
affectionate tongue. But for me, with her head dwarfing my entire body, her
reddish hair tumbling down for miles, the proximity was oppressive and made my
head feel every bit the final piece of food from a good meal, poised to be
eaten once toyed with.
Her tongue
retracted a fraction, sliding in reverse along the underside of my jaw. Then,
with laser speed, the tip of her tongue barrelled at my face and poked me dead
between the eyes as if determined to impale my head on the end.
Her low
voice beat against my ear drums.
“I COULD
HIT THE DANCEFLOOR AGAIN AND GO UNTIL DAWN. JUST SAYING.”
Taking this as some kind of sinister
foreshadowing, I began to sweat even more. Then she added:
“BUT WHAT I
REALLY WANT IS YOU ON MY PELVIC FLOOR.”
She nudged
in under my armpits, tickling up and down my sides to get me moving. My heart
plodded like a hammer.
“You just
use me f-for the sex,” I grunted as I squirmed hopelessly around on her palm.
“HEYYY…”
even through a frown her eyes twinkled with mock reproach, “…I HAVE WAY MORE
CLASS THAN THAT. I’M A GOOD GIRL.”
Before I
had time to protest, my head was taken up by her lips, whipped around and
playfully spat out into the air. I spun and bounced over the mattress. Then my
head was sucked back inside her mouth, snatched into the air and shot out
again. This time she laughed and caught me in one hand before I hit the
mattress. I took a huge breath and then the world went black and hot again as
her lips latched around my face again, and her teeth delicately trapped my
temples. It felt like my head was stuck in the exhaust pipe of a great machine.
Her tongue slipped back and forth, poking at my face, adjusting my tiny skull
before my body was again flying free in the air, before skipping over the
bouncy mattress.
Chasing my
flight paths, her long body draped across the tiny single bed, making the bed
seem much smaller. And considering the bed dwarfed me, making me feel
crushingly tinier by comparison. Her body went on forever.
The tight
stretchy sleeveless top was peeled up and discarded like snakeskin, and then
the bra was ripped off, exposing her sweat-balmed naked chest.
“MY BOOBS
ARE CRAZY FOR YOU RIGHT NOW…SO, WORK
ON IT; GO!”
She dropped
me onto the large mound of one breast so eagerly, the hardened nipple punched
my gut. I was quickly repositioned until the feeling of the blown up mass
pushing into my butt every time she drew in breath, with its gentle thrusting
cadence almost overcame me with inescapable eroticism. It was like her boob was
trying to have sex with me, even though it could have crushed me.
I placed a
hand on either side of her nipple and began grinding my palms back and forth,
rolling the nipple a little each way. The nub was like a ball of red putty, but
in contrast, became firmer as I rolled it, not softer. Sometimes I gave the
nipple a quick scratch to surprise her. It seemed to work, every time her long,
raking breaths would catch and she’d gasp, or let out a halting moan.
A hand
crashed down on me, and with a careless sweeping motion, sent me flying over to
her left breast, where I quickly composed myself and got to work ‘pottering’
the left nipple. Unable to rest, her fingers wandered around me, blindly
bumping my shoulders, prodding my head, frequently capturing it in an impassioned
pinch.
Not so long
after, my ankle was snatched up and I was dragged by my leg back to her right
breast.
For good
measure, she took my head up in her mouth, sending another crashing wave of
saliva over my head, and swishing it around with the buff flex of her tongue.
It felt like having my head dunked under a warm tropical ocean at pitch black night,
and manipulated by an enthusiastic chiropractor. Then my head smacked free and
was once more applied to her nipple, stiff with eager anticipation.
The nub was
powerfully massaged into my features, or more accurately, the bumps of my
features were made to massage the nub, tracing around the areola, swooping
under the weight of the breast to sweep up to the nipple, from below, giving it
an upward flick. My face was grinded and stretched against her aching flesh, as
if to scratch at an itch.
Her
fingertips remained calmly and resolutely fixed into the back of my head,
deftly manipulating my neck, working my head around the tip of the sensitive
probe. She wasn’t demure; she watched the whole time, arousal evidently
heightening at the sight of my face contacting the nipple over and over, shoulder
and neck muscles flexing with the exertion.
I scrunched
my eyes shut as the tight rosy bud pounded and flicked my facial features like
a series of small slaps. It felt like my face was being mixed with a spoon and
turned into pudding.
“GIVE ME SOME LIP LOVING, CUTIE.”
At her
command, I puckered my lips in an exaggerated way and pressed them to her
nipple. With all the stimulation she was already receiving, it probably didn’t
make much of a difference, but she seemed to enjoy the sight of me kissing her
nipple more than the feeling. I was a pure toy at the service of her aching
tits, a silent, submissive instrument whose sole sexual duty was to stroke and
swell her feminine ego.
Pleased,
she continued to drive my face back and forth over the terrain of her silky
soft mammary. Every so often when I opened my eyes I noticed very fine – almost
microscopic – hairs standing stiff with arousal, circling the dark areola. On
one of these occasions her nipple accidentally tickled my nose and pricked at
my eyes, so I kept them shut the rest of the time.
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The
pressure stopped.
When I
opened my eyes again, her vast face loomed at me, her gaze trained on me with
anticipation. I couldn’t turn my head; my temples began to ache in the clamp of
her fingertips, which were still tight around my ears.
A long nail
slid around my lips, trying to pry them apart.
“OPEN UP
WIDE.”
I stared at
her questioningly. Her bright green eyes ran over me with arrested longing.
“YOU WERE
ADORABLE TONIGHT, JERRY, SO MUCH FUN. YOU CAN’T BLAME ME IF I WANT TO HAVE MY FUN
WITH YOU IN PRIVATE AS WELL.”
“But we’re
serious now,” I countered, “I mean, in addition to this.”
“MMM. I
KNOW YOU ARE, SWEETIE. WE HAVE A NICE
BALANCE GOING ON. YOU’RE A SOFTIE, AND I’M MORE…NOT.” She seemed about to say something more, but then tapped my lips
with her nail and concluded: “NOW, OPEN. GIVE ME ROOM. A LITTLE TEETH IS OKAY,
TOO – YOU’RE TOO TINY TO HURT ME.”
I obeyed
and she steered my head onto her nipple. The tight red bunch passed my teeth,
scraping the roof of my mouth, and finally lodging between my tonsils, sealing
off my throat. I couldn’t bite her even if I wanted; the hinge of my jaw was
stretched around her areola. Her scent filled up my head, pulling a chemical
trigger inside my brain .
As she
leaned back, I was left clinging to the underside of her breast like a baby, my
legs stretched down, and the balls of my feet pushing against the ridge of her
upper rib.
She drew my
head back, the nipple escaped my throat. Her fingertips nudged in tighter as
they framed my face, sharp nail tips digging into my brow and jaw. One nail
slipped deep inside my mouth to keep it prised open. The underside was alkaline
and slimy with soap. My throat quivered in disgust. I must have grimaced
suddenly because she chuckled. My reactions of surprise or shock to her body
always made her laugh, where it would have made other women self-conscious.
Her other
hand cupped her breast, keeping the point of its swollen tip locked onto my
mouth. She drove the hardened nipple back in, manipulating my head around the
mass, encouraging me to suck deeply and stretch the nipple as she drew my head
back, until she made a noise of frustrated arousal. When this wasn’t enough,
she began to flick my head around with rough swipes of her thumb, grazing my
face into her nipple over and over.
The nub
slapped and poked at my face for a long while, growing faster and more
insistent. Giving my head a rest, she adjusted her grip of me to sit upright
against her fingers while making my stiffened dick do slow, circling laps
around her areola, and playful flicks against the nipple until my butt was
unconsciously bucking into her hand, straining to release the pressure in my
balls. Her nipple probed and traced my shaft delicately with the firmness of a
finger. It felt just as good for her, too; her head drove back into the pillow
and her breath came out in trembling gushes as she directed my dick to flick at
her boob, faster and faster. As the feeling built up to a dizzying height, I
was switched to the other nipple, which paddled rapidly against and around my
shaft. Then switched back.
As the
point of the nipple teasingly ran up and down my shaft and stroked my glans, I
gave a shiver and came in multiple rounds, and then, feeling totally drained,
slackened in her grip. She let out a long sigh – not satisfied, but frustrated
I was over before she was happy. The hot air of her fierce breath combed
through my hair, as she stubbornly carried on drawing my penis back and forth
over and around her breast, drawing rapid circles around the areola, which
tightened before hitting the bullseye of the nipple. Then, cupping her free
hand up under her breast and tensing the nipple between her forefinger and
thumb like a pencil tip, she perched my groin on her nipple and began trying to
work the hard nub up behind my balls, towards my butt. This was weird and
nauseatingly erotic to me. Confusing even, as the nipple was so hard and thick
compared to me, it felt like a phallus trying to batter into my ass from
behind. I struggled and groaned, and she just giggled, loving my powerlessness,
absolutely aware of the homoerotic suggestion of what she was doing.
Finally she
let up, accepting that I was spent. My balls felt utterly wrung out, entire
genitalia aching like an overworked muscle.
“What are
you thinking about?” I said, more eager to sustain the break than anything.
“WEIRD
QUESTION…” she said under her breath. “DO I HAVE TO BE THINKING OF ANYTHING?”
“I
mean…you’re not fantasizing?”
“YEAH…” she
answered, “I DON’T DO THAT. WHEN WE PLAY AROUND, MY BRAIN DOES THE OPPOSITE OF
THINKING.”
“I don’t
believe you.”
“DON’T
WORRY ABOUT IT, TEENSY ONE. YES, MY BRAIN USED TO BE KIND OF A JUNGLE,” she
admitted. “BUT I DON’T NEED CRAZY THOUGHTS TO GIVE ME A LADY BONER ANYMORE.”
She peered
down at me for a second and then brushed my lips with a finger.
“ALL DRY?”
Next thing
I knew my head was racing up through space before getting snagged into place
between her parted lips like my head was the neck of a bottle she wanted to
drink from.
Her tongue
darted out and muscled around against my face, filming it over with a generous
lather of her own brand of natural, orally-derived lubricant. The tongue
summoned a seemingly endless supply of it from the depths of her oral cavern,
and sending buckets of it bursting over my face, dumping me in warm slime,
before the tongue brushed back and forth over my features with vigor, while
scooping up more and more newly produced saliva to dump over my ensnared face,
even as I tried to thrash my head away, but only getting an accidental mouthful
of it for my effort.
Then my
head was free again, cooling in the air, before being swirled around and around
the aroused red bulb of her nipple, battering the nipple with a gentle swatting
motion of my head, as I struggled to gargle on the saliva I’d accidentally
swallowed.
She said
breathlessly:
“EVER SINCE
YOUR SHRINKING – WHATEVER – ACCIDENT THING, MY SEX LIFE HAS JUST GONE, LIKE
‘BOOM!’.”
“I can tell,”
I gasped when her boob wasn’t mashed against my mouth.
She went
on, exhilarated:
“NONE OF MY
VIBRATORS DO WHAT YOU DO.”
“I’m more
than a vibrator,” I said, while slightly perturbed that her reference to
vibrators was in plural.
“EXACTLY.
YOU’RE A TALKING VIBRATOR. A SMART VIBRATOR. I DIRECT YOU, YOU WORK WITH ME,
AND IT’S A DONE THING. LIKE YOU KNOW MY BODY – OR LIKE, YOU’RE BECOMING A
LITTLE PART OF ME.”
Suddenly
her attention was drawn to the bedside table. My phone made a sound and in a
blink, she snatched it up, bringing the novelty-size phone right up to her face
and was squinting, trying to make out the tiny screen.
My head
jerked up. Her other hand still had me applied to her breast.
“Hey!
That’s mine – you can’t just—!”
“OH, STOP.
YOU’VE USED MY PHONE A MILLION TIMES.”
Either her
face was screwed up from the effort of deciphering the tiny text, or she was
displeased. Her eyes glued to the tiny screen, she remarked with a playful
taunt:
“IS SOMEONE
IS JEALOUS YOU MET ANYA?”
But – was I
imagining it? – there was an understated bite in her tone, as if this ‘someone’
embarrassed her.
“You were,”
I pointed out.
“DOES THIS
SOUND LIKE ME: TVB…KISS KISS…” Her brow scrunched and she muttered to herself, “—WHO
IS THIS…THAT NATALIE CHICK?”
My breath
hitched. There were too many problematic texts on my phone. I needed to get it
out of her hands.
Without
another word I whipped the sheet over my head and pulling myself up the dark
hill that was her torso and grabbing at every square inch of flesh within arm's
reach.
Surmounting
her abdomen, I began to scurry on hands and knees down her body, the silky
flesh of her stomach dimpling lightly under the impact of my tiny hands and
feet, heading towards the cleft between her legs, which were shifting
restlessly in the dark. All I could think about was burying inside her and not
stopping.
The sheets
lifted way up over my head as a huge thumb scooped up just below my ribcage,
fingers wrapping around my back, and with the smallest application of strength –
as if I was light as a feather – separated me from the floor of her flesh. As
the hand tilted, I moved backwards and my head was revolved around until I was
on the other side of the sheet, hovering in the air upside down in front of her
vast face, which watched me with calm puzzlement as I squirmed and yanked at
the thumb like a safety bar pinning my stomach, and paddling my legs in the
air, groaning.
"WHAT
ARE YOU DOING?" came a understated tremor, as if she'd caught me in some
quirky but harmlessly fascinating task, whilst internally debating if she
wanted the full story behind it.
“I’m trying
to fuck you,” I grunted, irritated by her patience.
The other
enormous hand shifted in front of my view as the tip of a finger extended,
moving up my body and probed lazily around between my legs, before scooping up
under my balls and lifting my dick onto the hard plate of a nail.
“WITH WHAT?
YOU’RE NOT EVEN THAT HARD.”
“I would be
if you stopped holding me back.”
She plucked
at my member until it was long and hard and craving the pressure of her
womanhood. It was shameful how quickly it perked at her touch, against my will.
“YOU’RE
DOING IT ALL WRONG,” she said with mock pity. “YOU’VE GOT TO TALK A GAME FIRST.
COME ONTO ME. GET ME INTERESTED.”
“Oh,
fuck—!”
Suspended
upside in the air, the blood was going to my head and making my brain sluggish.
“TRY
HARDER.”
The
pressure of her fingerpads was shifting all around my body as she idly turned
me over between her hands, as if inspecting me from all angles, until I began
to feel like a piece of dough being moulded. At the same time catching dim
glimpses of the shadowy hills of her breasts and the extension of her lower
body vaguely imprinted beneath the sheet, and the shapes of her legs – crossed
over each other – and way down the other end of the mattress, her toes tenting
up the sheet, curling and screwing the fabric up between them. All of this
should have ramped up my lust but the constant shift of gravity kept tugging my
blood flow away from my groin.
Her fingers
seemed to shuffle down my spine as she rotated me head down, a thumb pushed
against my forehead, then I was turned sideways, the fingers of one hand
grasping my chest, the thumb buried just under my jaw, while my ribcage was
held between the fingers of the other hand, and accidentally pressed down on my
groin, smushing it for a second, before lifting and planting itself on one of
my butt cheeks. It was perturbing how deftly she could juggle me around between
the fingers of one hand, like I was ping pong ball.
My mouth
was open but nothing came out. There were no words in my brain, just primal
instincts.
She
gracefully slid her feet over the mattress until her knees pointed up, legs
open.
The
rotation slowed until I was upside down again, staring straight ahead into her engorged
lips, slightly parted and wet. She brought my face against the puffy ridge of a
labial fold, and slid it down past the end of the slit. Suddenly everything
went dark as a tight sleeve hugged around my head, which squished around,
rubbing furiously. Fluid gushed over like a tide coming in, while my hands
searched blindly for the mattress surface, or something firm to push against,
but my palms kept connecting with a shifting landscape of slicked pulsating flesh.
Before I could free myself, her hand spread over my back, two fingers sliding
up my ribcage and hooking in beneath my armpits and holding, keeping me lodged
in place. Once I was still, she drew me out of her vagina.
“You didn’t
come,” I said once I caught my breath.
She gave me
a subdued smile as she looked me over, observing my condition.
“IT’S A
LITTLE WITHHOLDING THING I’M TRYING OUT. LET’S SEE HOW IT GOES.”
Scoops of
fluid began pouring over my head. Even as I shook my head to throw the fluid
off, sheet after sheet kept getting painted over.
"DON'T
PANIC," she soothed, after I was half-drowned under the sticky deluge,
"THIS NEXT ONE—” there was a small smile in her tone “—USE THAT BREATH
CONTROL AND IT’LL BE A PIECE OF CAKE.”
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The mask
running down my face kept me unable to talk back.
At that
point, I lost all sight of her above the waistline. Her shoulders settled
against the mattress, and gracefully drew her legs up until they balanced on
the balls of her feet. Her muscles rippled, poised to thrust.
Then I
realized what she was talking about.
The
dimensions of her ass filled my vision, the twins of plush muscle and flesh
screwing into tight balls as her glutes squeezed with anticipation. She used
her free hand to separate the cheeks until there was no avoiding the shadowed puckered
anus I was imminently doomed to be sucked inside. I was jabbed forward and the
cheeks glommed onto my head. The wrinkled fissure, lightly greased with sweat
due to the warmth, came forth out of the trench of her crack to plant a huge,
thick-lipped, slutty kiss on my face, and stick there like an intoxicated
lover, sucking me indulgently as her muscles pulled and flexed.
She was so
aroused the anus wouldn’t loosen, and immediately I felt like a tiny fruit
being fed and strained through a juicer, wrung into pulp. As I entered her, inch
by agonizing inch, the muscular ring gripped and crunched me with bodybuilder
strength. The airspaces in my body were crushed up like a soda can being
decompressed until my muscles began to quiver and I was convinced I was turning
into a boneless noodle.
The anal
sphincter slid past my scalp again, in reverse, and the white ceiling burst
into my eyes, dancing with little spots. A cowl of greasy ass slime clung to my
face. The unforgiving ring then crunched tight, wrapping up my neck like tape
until I began to cough and squeak for breath, straining for clean air. Then I
was plunging back into the crack, into the anus that was like a hungry mouth,
and it all went dark and tight again.
The
clinging airspace made breathing like sucking sweltering, noxious air through a
very narrow straw. Such a pinchhold was placed on my head by her ass muscles
that my skull was straining to burst. The rectal walls squished together
vigorously, suckling on me, compressing my entire form as if trying to turn me
inside out.
Each rapid
retraction the world reappeared outside the smooth moons of her ass, but most
of it was blocked by the tremendous log that was a dildo, pistoning in and out
right past my face, shining with a new coat of lubricant every time it
re-emerged.
Humiliating
that it was so large, bigger than my entire body. It was clear when she said I
fit her perfectly, it wasn’t by pure girth. She meant I fit like a tampon,
comfortably and unobtrusively, capable of taking a severe jolt of pressure and
resizing to conform to her dimensions.
Every time
she pulled me out, her thumb dug deeper under my ribcage. The compressing force
came in beats, I fought to take a breath anytime her thumb relaxed, for the
slightest second. Then the insides of her bowel once again looped around my
world like a horizon, choking off the fresh air, the slimy intestinal membrane
rubbed my body up and down, greasing me in obnoxious secretions and the fetid
sauna made my heart thump.
I was
rotated and re-inserted feet first for another series of insertions. Then she
paused and stretched her legs out on the bed, grunting with pleasure. Only my
head protruded from her anus, and the tension of the stretch seemed to bend
through my head until I thought I’d pass out.
I let out a
pitiful sound.
"LET’S
TAKE FIVE, SHALL WE?” she decided aloud.
From my tiny
nook fitted into her asshole, the whole world was squashed into a narrow slit
between her sofa-sized butt cheeks. This slim window tilted upside down as she
sprung off the bed and bounded into the bathroom. Caught on the very end of her
generous hips, my head was given a bouncy sway with every step.
The world
pivoted right around and it seemed like I was dropping head first into the
toilet bowl, but at the last second stopped aas her butt hit the seat. Hung
there, I stared between the valley of her cheeks at the aqua surface below,
reflecting a shadowy portrait of my face where her anus should be: pinched
between her buns.
Her
all-surrounding nether regions gave a small squeeze, a weak stream erupted,
followed her vaginal cleft down, and dribbled over my helpless face, soaked
into my hair and dripped off the top of my head. I shook my head as I was
washed over by the intense-smelling amber currents. With my head positioned
upside down, the acrid stream had no resistance against running up my nostrils
and in under my eyelids. Pretty soon my entire face was burning; the burn
burrowed in behind my eyeballs, deep inside my ears, my gums.
She sighed
deeply, sending another squeeze through her butt. Her lower anatomy was puffy
and tired, the urethra tapered by pressure at the tip, so the draining process
was slow. The stream carried on, flickering thinly but unbroken, determined to
break down my resistance by sheer endurance. My mouth was clamped shut, my
nostrils were full of fluid. I refused air in or out. My head was swollen,
pounding with her clammy odor.
The stream
paused for a couple of seconds. She let out a breath. Then, with a warm pulse,
it recommenced its transit over my begrudging features. Something thicker and
stickier followed, trailing down my head like a warm slug. Female ejaculate
that had been expressed via her frustrated squeezing. It was too big and thick
to run into my nose, and got stuck in my eyelashes instead, gluing my eyelids
shut. I trembled in suppressed disgust. The steady emission of hot urine soon
melted the cum away.
After
finishing up, she moved to the sink. As her hips swayed, my head was pushed
back and forth by the muscular commands of her gluteus. As one muscle chunk
flexed and corresponding leg lifted to take a step, my head rocked in the
opposite direction. With the next step, my neck strained as my head was bodily
pushed back. The speed of her energized footfalls turned my head into a little
stubby tail, wagging gently as if expressing her happiness. Knowing she was
happy where I was wasn’t guesswork: she let out a small amused sound at the
lewd fondling going on around the sensitive surrounding region of her asshole.
A thumb and
pointer clapped around the top of my head. The edge of her thumb rested just on
my brow, any lower and it would have been pressing my eyes. There was a wrench
through my neck and collarbones and then I was on the outside again, the cool
air fanning over my hot, sticky skin. The faucet squeaked and the air was
immediately replaced by icy cold water. I kicked and wrestled with the water
while her fingertips, around my head, kept me hostage. Her other hand swept
close, washing her own hands with antibacterial soap all over. My flesh
crawled. I couldn’t see through the chill spout of water, but felt her soaped
fingertips run over my face in massaging circular motions, down my chest and
stomach, tugging my penis, and then washing my legs. The massage reversed
direction, travelling back up to my head, and completed this trip a handful of
times. Each time pausing at my groin, unable to resist the urge to bat it like a
toy with the flick of a nail.
Back in the
bedroom, I came down upon the bed, numbed by cold and flopped down upon to the
mattress, muscles all over still twinging from the abuse of being wrung in and
out of her asshole like a pencil through a sharpener.
Her great
upper body smoothly lifted off the bed and hung over me. She sat up, kneeling
with a huge gap between her legs, as if straddling an invisible saddle. Instead
of a horse, there was just the diminutive length of my body, lying on my back
on the mattress between her legs.
Looking
straight up, the flab of her furred mound bordered the bottom of my view, with
the undersides of her breasts like two eclipses against the ceiling.
Sweeping
her hair back from her perspiring face, she gripped her thighs and
re-positioned slightly for comfort. This caused the mound to shift along until
it was past my head. With my head relaxed against the mattress, I was peering
straight up at the dark, wet opening of her vagina. The opening pulsed and
flexed like a beating heart as currents of pleasure ran through her muscles,
and gradually working to strain fluid out.
She focused
on her breathing, taking measured, sweeping inhales. Exhausted beyond reason, I
tried to mirror her breathing, but could only pant and suck at the air like I’d
just been swimming. Meanwhile, a crystal clear drop of pre-cum ballooned from
the lip of her puckered red vagina, stretched long like a string of drool, and
even as I watched, finally broke free. By the time it landed in my mouth it was
too late; the slimy secretion was already running down my throat, plugging up
my windpipe like expanding sealant. What was a tiny drop to her was like a
bursting mouthful to me. My chest was cramping too hard for me to even cough it
up. I waited desperately for the ropey strand to sink into my stomach so I
could breathe again. It was so sticky, it took a several moments.
Meantime,
another gluggy bead was beginning to grow at the edge of her slit.
I uttered a
groan as air raced back into my lungs. She took this as a sound of impatience –
she had not yet come – and explained:
“I’VE GOT THIS AMAZING PLATEAU GOING ON AND I’M JUST KINDA FLOWING
WITH IT.”
Directly above my head, the projecting shelf of her bust was going
up and down with the energized tempo of her accelerated heartrate. The droplet
detached like a ripe fruit and plopped onto my forehead, splashing into my
eyes. I grunted. It was humiliating that something so tiny as a droplet,
shredded from her private womanly parts without the slightest regard from her, could
nearly drown me or blanket out my entire world.
When my eyes stopped hurting and itching, they were fixed back on
her cleft. The puffy lips were blowing yet another bubble of pussy drool, expanding
even as I eyed it. I rocked my tired, trembling body, trying to scoot away from
the invisible cum bullseye.
But a sharp nail dropped down to give my belly an admonitory poke.
I let out a small squeak.
“DON’T EVEN MOVE A MUSCLE, BUSTER! I’M SO ON A TIGHTROPE RIGHT NOW AND YOU’RE GONNA RUIN EVERYTHING.”
To be fair, she had a habit of accelerating to the climax, so withholding
was pretty special for her.
Her sharp nail prickled into my belly until I obediently went
still, and then departed. My stomach scrunched with dread as I watched the
succulent folds of her labia take another spit shot. This one on my cheek.
Again I tried to move. She responded immediately.
Out of nowhere, the shining wet tip of the giant dildo came flying
in and burying my head beneath the grinding pressure of the silicone glans. She
used it to pin me to the mattress while my legs kicked, and my hands pounded at
the firm false cock.
The grinding weight lifted and my head slumped back. Blood rumbled
in my ears. I stared up at her drippy gash in defeat.
She groaned, loud with pleasure. This was the only warning before her
hips gave an almighty buck, a power twerk, fast like an electric current had
run through her pelvis. All her withholding had built up a reservoir of
backlogged fluid.
Warmth and wetness detonated in my face. My airflow stopped up
entirely with a thick pale mucal blob that had migrated down from the cervix in
an avalanche of sex fluid, and it lodged in my throat like glue. I began to
cough and wheeze for air as my face started to turn red.
Meanwhile, she rolled onto her side, heady on the delayed climax.
Finally surveying me, she tried to suppress a chuckle, but failed, and then
said, half amused and half bashful:
“I WAS TRYING TO SQUIRT YOUR TUMMY.”
She took deep sighs of pleasure to catch her breath again, her
skin glowing and rosy with the fulfillment of the act, glittering with sweat.
My face was going purple and my eyes were bugging out.
Her hand wrapped around my middle and began subjecting my body to
repeated, painful squeezes – a kind of full body Heimlich maneuver. The blob
was just about to be expelled when a pinky fingernail rammed into my face,
wrenching my jaw open while the nail kept on powering forward, the glassy
underside of the nail trapping my tongue to the floor of my mouth as it
battered to my tonsils in an attempt to poke the congestion down. She held me
right up under her eyes, trying to strain my jaw open to see down my throat. I
shut my eyes against the dry blasts of her breath and with agonizing compulsion
worked my throat in desperation, utterly choking on her nail, and after three
attempts was able to swallow the glob.
Satisfied I
was okay – if utterly defeated by the power and dominance of her sex – she went
into the bathroom and the shower water beat through the wall. Some people used
a shower to wake up. She needed the shower to relax. It was also another excuse
to play with my body with the excuse of washing me.
She burst
back into the room, coming for me.
“No…” I
said, knowing how hot she liked them.
Her
fingertips pinched my waist delicately and lifted me into the air. She just
shook her head and gave a grunting sigh. My head had been sucked on by her ass
and now played the role of a tissue for a cervical sneeze; there was no
argument. The meaty, gristly scent of her insides had sunk into my pores.
Within
seconds the water was beating the top of my head like a drum, the rest of my
body captured in her grip. The sweltering, muggy atmosphere was not unlike the
inside of her, and the heat made my heart pound again.
She
lathered her palms with soap and then my body was being passed back and forth
between her hands, rotated indiscriminately and set upon all over by determined
stubbed fingertips, waxy with soap, which grinded and scrubbed with maddening
patience.
Once this
was over, she placed me onto the shower floor. I migrated to the corner of the
cubicle but she demanded I stand at her leg, doing my best to hug her ankle, to
remind her where I was while she washed herself.
Once
showered, we went back into the bedroom, towelled off but remained naked. She
stretched luxuriously, gave me a warm smile, and now not driven by the pressure
to climax, could relax and indulge me in my all-time favorite activity with
her: cuddling. Her soft fingertips batted at me, capturing my body parts and
fondling me like I was a little doll. Unable to settle, she spent several
moments swatting me, trapping me under the expanse of her palm, and playfully
blowing on my head to ruffle my hair.
I grew
tired before she did and began to protest against her hands that were
constantly swooping in on me to snatch me up or pet me with cloistering
affection. My body curled with instinctive self-defence and once her groping
failed to produce the responses she wanted, she stopped.
She kept me
pressed against the bed while her thumb and middle finger poked up under each
of my armpits to hold me still while her pointer slid back and forth over my
chest as if searching.
"CAN
YOU FEEL MY HEART BEATING?" she asked in a very quiet voice.
"Yeah."
It was thrumping softly into my back.
"I CAN
FEEL YOURS." After a moment she made a sound of amusement, and said:
"YOU'RE WINNING; YOURS IS GOING FASTER."
As her
fingerpad was pressed to the left side of my chest, her voice piqued with
curiosity:
“IT’S
LIKE…SO POWERFUL, LIKE ‘THUNK, THUNK, THUNK.’” She gave my chest an
affectionate squeeze. “A LITTLE ELECTROSHOCK.”
“It’s
because of the machine.” A lie; it was the medication, but that was a dangerous
subject. She was so rarely sweet and cute in this uncomplicated way I wanted it
to last. Of course, it would not last.
“THAT WAS
AGES AGO, THOUGH. SURE IT'S NOT 'CAUSE OF ME?"
I snuggled
closer into the warmth of her hand, trying to curve my body in along her soft
palm, which was like a mattress and electric blanket.
“It’s
because of you.”
“YOU’RE
JUST SAYING THAT.”
“Okay, I
won’t say it. But I feel it.”
Satisfied,
her fingertip began to massage my pec, where the tattoo was. Her timbre went
down; low murmuring vibrated my scalp.
“ACTUALLY
THINK IT’S KINDA HILARIOUS ALL THIS POST-COITAL SWEET TALK WHEN WE JUST PLAYED SOME
BASKETBALL WITH YOUR HEAD.”
I stared
with confusion at the lines on her palm.
“But…we’re
not playing. It’s just regular anal. I mean, as much as I can do.”
She shot
back:
“OH, THERE’S
NOTHING REGULAR ABOUT IT.”
“Well, what
is it to you?”
“IT’S ALL
DIGESTIVE TRACT, DARLING. AND THAT’S MY KINK ZONE.”
“But you
don’t pretend I’m, like, a dick or something?”
“REMEMBER,
I DON’T FANTASIZE.”
“Well, what
does your kink have to do with it? If you ate me, I’d be…something totally
different by the time I got that far.
That’s totally different.”
“OKAY, I
FANTASIZE A TINY, TEENSY BIT.”
“You mean
you fantasize I’m a wad of crud you digested?!”
“DON'T JUDGE,” the huge tip of a thumb butted itself into my head, and too eagerly
jamming itself into my mouth to hush me. “REWIND TO WHAT YOU SAID BEFORE; I
MAKE YOUR HEART CRAZY. NOW, CONVERSATION OVER.”
She gave a
great, hollering yawn which brought a surge of hot air pummelling the top of my
head. Then stretched her t-shirt up and the top of my head was shaded by the
great mass of one breast, lifted and quickly dropped, hitting me like a huge
sack of flour, trapping my entire body beneath it. As she stretched, the mass rolled
back and forth over my spine, smoothing my body flatter, as she shifted and got
comfy again.
And that
was it; my bedding for the night was the hot, heavy underside of her boob. I
began to get a little light headed from the pressure. It didn’t help that her
breathing kept pushing down upon me with the expansion of her chest wall. She
gave another yawn, crushing me slightly beneath her expanding lungs. The weight
lifted a fraction as a long nail burrowed in to identify my shoulder, and
giving my ribcage a brief tickle, enough to coax me into squirming to reassure
her I was okay.
At this, I
was lulled to sleep, if a little against my will.
Chapter 51: His House, Her Rules Part 4 by Zerda
The city
rumbled outside, white noise interspersed with traffic horns. The closed
windows kept the noise at bay while I napped, basking in a patch of glowing
afternoon sun. It was too warm to let the air in. Otherwise, it was quiet for
now. Jennifer had been out getting groceries. I’d asked her if she wanted to do
some yoga but she laughed the idea off.
Now I
clutched my phone with sweating palms, intoned a desperate prayer of mercy, and
Googled images under my name. Then tilted the phone screen, watching the images
skew, shortening in perspective, but never lengthening.
I think I’ve made a terrible mistake.
The words
rushed into my head and I contemplated them blankly, stunned. I’d scrolled
through images for so long the sun had moved past the window, and now my photo
self looked like a stranger. So many
photos of myself stood against bigger objects and larger people. Standing in
hands, against feet, framed by humungous faces. From my perspective, I never
saw myself as tiny, but other people as huge. But in the photos, there was no
escaping I was the tiny one. And I was
famous; there were inescapably many photos. If I'd dreamed that being famous would change the public's perception of me, I was wrong. It was entrenching the public perception that I was ludicrously tiny.
Now the
door creaked and shut, the bags rustled as they were put onto the counter. I gave myself a mental shake.
The sound
of floorboards almost sinking with every step. Unless I was imagining it, her
passage around the conjoined interior quarters seemed to churn the air into
cool sweeping currents over my body; my apartment interior seemed tinier than
ever before. I could sense her moving around even without seeing her. The house
admitted her presence by sound – doors opening and shutting, floor creaking – where
I was undetectable.
The
bathroom door shut. My eyes were tired from internet surfing and began to
close.
Suddenly
she was in the doorway. Her green eyes were upon me. I lay still as a doll, as
if the stillness made me inconspicuous. My back sank into the mattress under
the weight of her intimate stare, sending me the direct signal that I was her
plaything.
That was
not the only thing staring at me. Her breasts hung like full succulent fruit,
the nipples standing up on her bare chest, as if offering the red tips out to
me. Given the warmth of the day she now decided to wander around naked, letting
her gigantic hide grow sultry and scented in the still, warm air.
Before I
could sit up, her towering shadow floated across the bed a moment before her
form descended upon me. A giant hand reached down, extending one long, feminine
finger and sinking the tip into my belly like a fist to pin me to the mattress.
I groaned and shifted my legs restlessly as the sharp nail bit into my soft
insides. My diaphragm was scrunched up, stunned. A bolt of panic flickered
through my muscles. I couldn’t draw a breath. I could only stare up at her
features, which formed an oppressive ceiling over my world.
She studied
me intently, delighting in the woefully ineffectual muscle spasms my body was
throwing up against her, against this tiniest application of pressure in her
fingertip that had me totally subdued.
There were
a lot of attractive guys wandering around in St Palma, pretty boys and gym rats
and she must have seen them while she was out. Some of them might have even seen
her. But they were irrelevant compared to her favorite obsessive pursuit; the
old game of trying to determine how much I wanted her.
A cramp was
building up in my chest. I slapped and struck the long pillar of her finger,
turned down against my torso like a stake.
She lifted
an eyebrow she gave me a pout.
“DOWN,” she commanded. “YOU THINK I
WOULDN’T HURT YOU…” Her nail dug in deeper. A frisson of pain rippled over my
skin. My muscles pulled and I couldn’t breathe again.
The
pressure kept up.
“…BUT YOU
LOVE PLAYING WITH MY PATIENCE A LITTLE TOO MUCH.”
It felt
like her finger was wrapped right around my stomach, squeezing mightily,
causing me to cave in, bit by bit, from the pressure. My heartbeat ratcheted
up. It seemed she was actively considering if I’d burst.
Then, as
she bent lower, a puzzled expression came onto her face. She paused, took in a
sweeping breath.
“EUGH…WHAT
IS THAT?” Her face descended upon the pillow, searching for an invisible
culprit.
“Oh…” I
said. Nerves flickered somewhere inside me. I was so used to the perfume
lingering on the bed I no longer noticed it. “The cleaning service must have
spritzed the sheets or something.”
She gave
the bed a strange look as she sat up again.
“PRETTY VAMPY
SPRITZ IF YOU ASK ME.”
“I’ll tell
the maid to tone it down next time.”
A shadowy
kind of fire was in her eyes as they lingered on me for an extra second. I held
her gaze and my face admitted nothing.
At this,
she decided she didn’t want to be in the bedroom anymore, and sweeping me up in
one hand, conveyed me into the bathroom.
The cool
sink counter came up under my body as she put me down. Meanwhile she fetched something
she’d just bought downtown. I stared at the black tube between her fingertips.
“NEW
LIPSTICK,” she remarked, sliding the lip off to expose the red nub. “WANNA
TRY?”
I stared.
“Try…?”
For a
second I wondered if she intended to put some on me. In fact, in a sense, that was what she had in mind, sort of.
She didn’t
answer, but lifted the tube to her face and began painting a bright sheen over
her lips.
Without
delay I was again swept up into the air as if by hurricane – a hurricane with a
precise sense of aim, deftly manoeuvring my tiny legs between the heavy moist
folds of her lips. My legs slid over the carpet of her wide, wet tongue, which
bucked rapidly to spin me until I was face down, her sticky tongue muscle pressing
hard up into my belly, shifting like a walking horse to tilt and balance me, in
between generous sucks that pushed the air out of my chest via compression.
Then the
mirror, and my bewildered looking reflection was moving closer and closer until
my nose bumped against the pane and donking my forehead into my reflection’s
hard glassy forehead.
Pressure
against the back of my neck held my face still while the lips loosened around
my neck and started surging forward over my features, ensconcing my head in a
tight rubbery sleeve as she kissed the mirror. Then they retracted again,
sliding back down my head and settling back into position around my neck like a
warm, damp scarf.
My lipstick
oiled skin sticking for an instant before peeling away. And now where my
reflection had been there was a bright red imprint of my face – specifically
the ridge of my brow, nose, cheeks and mouth – closely framed by the plush
creased masses of her lips, circling my face like a weird frill.
I stared at
it, morbidly fascinated and unnerved, when her hand shot up, fingers plucking
me out roughly by my head and dropping me onto the counter before she couldn’t
hold it back any longer, bursting into laughter at the sight of the imprint.
“MWAH,” she
kissed her fingertips. “A TRUE MASTERPIECE.”
I rubbed my
face, trying to get the waxy gloss off, but just ending up with red palms.
The sink
was run and within moments I was thrust, upside down into the warm water. She
dipped my head repeatedly in and out of the water, and scrubbed my face back
and forth with her thumb to wipe the lipstick off.
As the
water crashed over my face, her voice became murky, then bright and clear again
as I was yanked up:
“REMEMBER
WHEN WE TOOK A BATH TOGETHER WHEN YOU WERE, LIKE, SUPER TINY?”
“I can’t
forget,” I managed to reply, right before her thumb stroked up under my jaw and
daubed my face. Undeniably demeaning to
have my face rubbed about like an unfeeling doll, but it was so quick and easy
for her, she didn’t question it. Plus, the oily lipstick had begun to dye my
soft skin, and required some stubborn friction to erase. It just felt like my
whole face was at risk of being erased under the grinding pressure of her
finely crenulated thumbpad.
“WELL,” she
went on, “I WAS IMAGINING BEING DOWN THERE WITH YOU ON THAT TOY BOAT, SITTING
ON THE FRONT—THAT THING, THE BOW—?”
My head
penetrated the water and was held there. Undaunted, the thumb followed me in,
launching itself onto my face for more rigorous massaging. I kept my eyes
closed, holding my breath as my face was worked into. The vibration of her
resonant voice seemed to swell in the water, clapping into my ears. Then I was
back above the water.
“Yeah,” I
said.
“LIKE,
SUNBAKING UNDER THE BATHROOM HEAT LIGHTS. FUCKING ON THE DECK. FUCKING IN THE
WATER. IT WAS LIKE A FREAKING VACATION FOR YOU. BUT IT WAS JUST A BORING OLD
BATH FOR ME.”
“But that
boat was a kid’s toy.”
“NO, IT WAS
LIKE ‘JERRY’S HAVING A PARTY ON HIS PRIVATE YACHT, AND JENNIFER’S NOT INVITED’—”
“No, I mean--.”
“—AND NOW
JENNIFER IS PISSED OFF. AND KINDLY HAS TO LET YOU KNOW.. THAT'S WHY I -- YOU KNOW.""
I was
suspended a moment longer just over the sink as the water dripped off my head,
and feeling like caught prey, dangling.
“Well, whatever
you were going for, it worked. You broke up the party, exploded my ear drums
and singed my eyebrows off.”
*
Despite the
fact she just washed me, she couldn’t wait to get me dirty again.
Reclining
along the bed, naked, she worked me into her, deep and slow, before letting
loose with an ungodly crunch of pelvic muscle, making me feel as small and
feeble inside her as humanely possible, seeming to scrunch me up to half my
size.
Without
warning, the motions stopped, my body clenched in her hand, and my head the
meat sandwiched between her labial folds, a hair’s breadth from being inside
her.
“HEY BRO,
GOT YOUR DRINKS, BUT I ADVISE YOU NOT TO PRE-GAME TOO HARD TONIGHT, BECAUSE—”
Meandering
footsteps and a short pause.
The bedroom
door was wide open. I’d forgot.
“Oh, crap,”
I muttered, squirming around, but struggled to find my footing on the shifting,
unstable surface of her giant mammary.
“JERRY?”
It happened
so fast I had no time to react, much less blush. Raf walked into the doorway
and jerked to a stop, staring at Jennifer sprawled out naked over the sheets,
and me curled up like a cat on her right breast, trying to conceal my dick, my
head cushioned by her nipple. I saw exactly what he was looking at through the
mirror across the room. Jen fixed her eyes on him and offered him a lazy smile
and a quick wink.
He wheeled
around and disappeared, his footsteps withdrawing back through the house. His
halting words drifted into the bedroom behind him:
“I’LL JUST
LEAVE IT ON YOUR…UH…”
Then the
front door shut.
I sighed
deeply as my body relaxed into her soft flesh. She gave an unhurried stretch,
her breast rocking me.
“OOPS,” she
said without remorse. “DID I EMBARRASS YOU IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIEND?”
A lock of
her hair ran down over her chest. Without thinking, I reached for it and began
threading it through my hands. In return, she began grooming a fingernail
through my hair.
“He forgot.
He’s not used to me having someone over.”
“I’M YOUR
GIRLFRIEND,” she countered, “NOT SOME STRIPPER YOU PULLED IN OFF THE STREET. OF
COURSE WE FUCK.”
“Well…You
can be a little…confronting.”
*
After the
weekend, Jennifer flew back home. Meanwhile, Raf was going to be away with
family for several days. This put me into a new position. I needed to find someone
in the city to let me, not only stay with them, but accept me as an dependent
lodger; feeding me, taking me out.
I lay back
on my bed, considering my options and trying to squash the embarrassment that I
was too puny to look after myself. The easiest thing would be to catch a flight
home, but I had a feeling Jen would gently make fun of me for needing her. Or,
not so gently.
It was
Natalie’s face which first came to mind. She would never make fun of me. But lodging
with her wasn’t going to happen, not with Grant. I’d be the third wheel, and
that just dredged up déjà vu from when Jen was with Stuart.
Maybe it
would be fun to see Darcy again. So, without hesitation, I called her.
She didn’t
pick up. Probably busy. I left a message, imploring her to call me back as soon
as possible. It wasn’t an exaggeration: Raf was coming in thirty minutes or
less to take me out before heading out of state, and leaving me, a tiny agent
adrift in the sprawling, ceaseless city.
After a
very long half hour with no response by Darcy, I sucked in my breath and phoned
Samantha, misdialling her number twice with trembling hands before remembering
she was a saved contact. She promptly picked up. My business voice came online:
“I’m going
uptown,” I said, “—basically right now – to meet someone and I’m searching for some
kind of temporary living arrangement once I’m done because my driver won’t be
available.”
She first
paused as if waiting for more, and only when my voice had definitively
shrivelled away, answered:
“I
understand.”
I frowned.
“So…would
you--?”
“I don’t
know,” she interrupted. “I’m thinking.”
Her tone
was neutral.
“It’s not
forever,” I jumped in, “just a few days. When you say you don’t know, do you
mean – ?”
She said,
politely but firmly:
“What
you’re asking: I don’t know. I do not know what to say to you.”
“That’s a
‘no’?”
My brain
began to whir with my remaining options.
“What are
you asking me?” she said, suddenly sounding more interested, and practical.
“A bed for
a couple of nights, that’s it.” It was a little more than that, but the
technical details could wait. “Not even a bed – I’ll sleep on the couch.”
“The
couch,” she repeated with flat disbelief. “You will be sat on, I guarantee it.”
“It’s
fine,” I said, with a small sigh, wishing I hadn’t called her, “I’ll figure it
out. I’m sorry to bother you.”
Now, even
she could not conceal her interest:
“And where
are you fleeing to? What is so important?”
“It’s
private.”
“Oh…” she
mused on this for a fraction, “…Intriguing. Nothing insalubrious, I can only hope.”
I quickly decided
she could keep a secret.
“I’m…meeting
a celebrity.” I took a breath, “My driver likes her a lot…and she’s asked me to
visit her. She’s on tour but she’s staying in…well, I better not say. But I
guess I had this idea I could bring her and my driver closer..” Feeling kind of
stupid I hastily added: “It’s crazy I know, but maybe if –”
She
interrupted me again:
“Remind me,
this is Anya Zarsky we are talking about…?”
“How do you
know that?!” I spluttered.
“I do
remember you saying this, so it is a very poorly guarded secret. Correct?”
I said
nothing. She went on:
“My, my.
You two are close now.”
“Do you
know her?”
“No, only
that…” She clamped up mid-sentence, “…only gossip. We are so quick to judge
people we’ve only met…Don’t you agree?”
The online
photos of me flashed through my head.
“True.”
“And what
we said at my house,” she went on without pause, “will you tell me what you
think about it?”
Thoughts
crunched in my mind while outside, car wheels crunched over gravel.
“My driver
just got here,” I said quickly. “I have to go.”
“Jerry,”
she said in a firm voice that made me sweat.
“Err…” I
was snagged by her tone. It sounded like she was going to unload some reluctant
bombshell on me. “…Yeah?”
Her voice
was low, like she was telling me a secret.
“I would make
up something else for you. No couch; something much better… Because –” a pause,
“—Darcy is not here. She has her life. I have mine. We are very comfortable,
but it’s like a casual thing we have. Casual is nice, you know. No explanations,
no apologies. So you would be with me. And, she is out, so I could give you my fullest
attention. You would be at my side so you would not be left wanting for a
single thing.”
My thoughts
had already ground to a halt at her first sentence. I didn’t count on Darcy not
being over. In fact I had assumed the women lived together. It never occurred
to me they didn’t, and Samantha lived in the house alone.
Her velvety accented tones continued to tumble down the phone line:
“…You would
be spoiled with me. Maybe.”
I started
again, now flustered:
“If I just
stay right here you could bring me some food – food is all I need,” I
exclaimed, a little forceful, “I’m fine.”
“Like a dog
to be housesat?” She made a sound which I couldn’t decode. “You did not show in
court. You did not convince them my care was unnecessary. What would you say to
convince me now?”
My brain
cycled hopelessly for a rejoinder. She muttered:
“Come un cagnolino…” And quietly laughed.
Whatever she said, her laugh sounded arrogant, it struck my nerves like flint, creating
a panicked spark.
“I’m not helpless! I’ll manage on my own, dammit! If
you were my size, well…see if you’d laugh then!”
My gut
flopped with regret as soon as it was out. I called Jennifer out when she
pushed me, but I would never have used this tone to Samantha’s face. Darcy’s
glib comment was eerily on point; beneath the prim and ‘perfectly proper’
veneer there was something dark and fierce and even kind of wolfish about her.
But speaking through the phone made me falsely complacent, because her imposing
stature and burning stare was invisible.
But it
wasn’t just that. The memories of her house suffused my awareness as she’d
spoken; she’d exposed a romantic, even sweet side. And I was a hopeless sucker
for romantics. But coming from her, I couldn’t tell whether it was genuine or
calculated to ensnare me into the strange illicit role-play she had designed
for me. Regardless, it filled me with an agitated kind of longing, and the
slimmest notion that I might have been falling for her like a clumsy acrobat
made me afraid and defensive.
“I meant…”
I stammered, “…I just think that…”
“I will let
you go now,” she said, as disaffected as at the start of the call, “Ciao, Jerry. Good luck with your…dilemma.”
Pushing
down the sense of desperation, I redialled Darcy. She didn’t pick up. I lay
back, stretched and groaned and procrastinated. Finally, I called Natalie.
“How are
you?”
Her clear
voice came through the speaker, her elevated, bouncy pitch a massive
counterpoint to Samantha’s throaty murmur. For some reason, her picking up made
me feel even worse, as if I’d been subconsciously hoping she wouldn’t.
I quickly
explained the situation.
“Ohhhh,” she
said, “I love our fun bonding, really, but the timing is so tricky right now.”
“Don’t
worry about it,” I said, a little quickly.
“When I’m
working I guess it could be that Grant looks after you—”
“No!” Then
I mumbled, “Uh, I don’t want to get in his way.”
“I can
totally get that. But I legit don’t know how else to make it work.”
“It’s okay,
I have other options,” I lied.
Relieved,
she said:
“How are
you two doing since…what happened.”
It took a
moment to click.
“The beach?
I nearly forgot.”
“Forgot? You
were inside her tummy!” she exclaimed, voice swelling with pure disbelief. “It’s
crazy to remember how tiny you are! You had to be so scared, though right? I’m
so glad you’re okay, but, wow, my spine tingles.”
She paused.
“And I hope
Jennifer is okay, too. You guys debriefed after?”
“We…” I
began, “…had a kind of bonding session in the car, yeah.”
“Nice.
Um…and…If I tell you something, promise you won’t tell her I said this…In case
I actually was wrong?
“Of
course.”
“I was back
on the beach – no idea what was happening – and I see her coming out of the
water,” she was speaking rapidly, trying to rationalize, “and it can’t have hit
her what happened, where you were – oh my God, the thought of it, you stuck
inside her – it can’t have sunk in yet because she was kinda laughing.”
“She was
coughing,” I suggested. “She was trying to cough me up.”
“Oh, no –
what I saw – she was…something else,” Natalie insisted seriously. “Positive.
But I’ll go with what you said. You know her and I barely do, so…”
Outside my
open bedroom came the sound of the apartment’s front door being rattled and
unlocked. Raf’s boots trudged over the floor. He called out my name through the
flat. Natalie must have heard it through the phone, because she briskly signed
off, we said goodbye.
Chapter 52: Anya by Zerda
The sun
glowed as it sunk between the skyscrapers. I stood in lengthy shadow, against the outer wall of the white, pristine Chateau-style hotel. I thought she would be waiting for me, maybe in disguise, but she was nowhere in sight, and now the lavender sky was getting darker. I scanned
the windows but they were glossy chrome and not permitting view of anyone
behind them.
Then my phone
vibrated. The new text said:
take the line spidey
What?
A rustling
sound from above before a long spool of string streamed down through the air
and bouncing on the pavement some feet
away from where I was standing. The line seemed to run up miles over my head
and into a gap in one of the many identical silver windows.
I looped
the string around my chest into a makeshift harness, and then it was pulling,
lifting me into the air. The other end seemed to be winding into the open
window, though no one was in sight. The ground departed below as the building
façade scrolled by.
My heart
dropped into my stomach as the ground stretched further below my feet. The
string curled at a right angle over the balcony railing, which held me out a
short distance from the building’s face.
The open
window came into view, gazing upon the interior hotel room, compromising two
main spaces partitioned by a dividing wall: the main living room space, and
behind the corner, the kitchen space. The kitchen was lit, the living space had
a dimmer on low, lit more by the outside street lights.
The line
ran through the dim living space air and threaded into the hands of Anya. A
black head sash kept her hair back, spilling out messily behind her shoulders,
and her eyes looked different, darker with the silver contacts not in. She wore
ripped skinny jeans and a white tank, looking not like a polished celebrity but
like any of the random girls in attendance at her own concert.
“You’ve got
a beautiful place here,” I said without thinking, looking back at the sun
setting behind the city skyline out the window – now that I was high enough to
appreciate it.
“I LOVE THE
BOUTIQUE HOTELS,” she said. “IT’S MORE INTIMATE.” She ducked her head past me,
throwing a glance out the window as if checking for paparazzi. Then she shut
the window.
It was a
hotel room, of course, and I then felt stupid complimenting it., as if she
owned it. But then she smiled in a totally forgiving way. Her voice had this
alluring understatement that was absurdly hot for a girl. I could imagine her
sitting on a ranch in the desert, smoking a cigarette, and holding the thing
perfectly between her lips as she talked. And considering how big her lips were
compared to me, the mental image produced an erotic ripple through my body. It
came as a surprise; nothing like her glamorous on stage alter ego, the girl
whose resonant vocal highs could be heard amplified over a screaming crowd.
“NO ONE
KNOWS I’M HERE,” her eyes passed over me with meaning.
“Sure.” I
nodded at the floor, swallowing. “I didn’t tell anyone.”
“SMART GUY.
AND,” she considered, giving me a look of understanding, “YOU’RE MY SECRET,
TOO.”
“Then you
know how I operate,” I said, gratefully.
She turned
to the kitchenette.
“CAN I
TEMPT YOU, PARKER?”
“What’s on
offer?”
The air
felt hazy and dreamy just by her presence. Such was the gravity of celebrity
that she pulled me into her and I wasn’t even a fan.
“ANYTHING
ON THE HOUSE: WE GOT RED BULL, PERRIER—” Silhouetted in the arch entrance
between rooms, she paused, tossing me a look over her shoulder, “—HERE’S A BETTER
QUESTION: WHAT DO YOU DRINK FROM?”
“A
bottlecap works.”
She carried
on into the kitchen space.
“HUH,” a
sound of amusement. “SO, IT’S LIKE EVERY BOTTLE COMES WITH A TINY CUP FOR YOU. SMART.”
“Necessary,”
I corrected. Then joked: “My brain is the size of a pea. You think I’m smart?”
Maybe it
was her laid-back attitude that made me feel like baring my guts to her.
From the
kitchen space there was rustling and clinking sounds in the fridge.
“SO,” she
giggled, “JUST HOW DOES YOUR BRAIN
FUNCTION LIKE NORMAL WITH THE REDUCED SPACE?”
She
re-entered with the bottlecap, clasped between finger and thumb, which she
lowered into my raised hands. As I drunk, I sensed her eyes on me, with
interest, before they fluttered away as she took a swill from her own glass.
People loved watching me eat and drink, I thought resignedly, it was the
cuteness of it.
While I
drank, she answered her own question:
“IT’S LIKE
MAGIC.”
That tone
was still in her voice, solemn wonder; the correct tone for talking about how
old the stars were, not how my mind worked. I didn’t like the direction this
was going.
“The stuff
in my brain is the same as yours, it’s just been warped in scale.”
“I’D BE
VERY SURPRISED IF OUR BRAINS WERE THE SAME.”
“You know I
was only joking, right? I’m a lot more normal than I look.”
And before
I could work out if that was an insult or a compliment, she eyed me seriously
and went on:
“FACE IT, SOME
WEIRD SHIT WENT DOWN WHEN YOU GOT SHRUNK.”
“Well, my height went down.”
“I MEAN, NOBODY
KNEW YOU. THEN YOU SHRUNK AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE FAMOUS.” She paused, letting it
sink in. “IT’S LIKE…LIKE…”
“It was
lucky?” I laughed.
“YEAH!
MAYBE IT TURNED YOU INTO A LITTLE WALKING GOOD LUCK CHARM!”
She was on
her feet again, out into the kitchenette, then back into the living space, and
finally folding her long, tight ripped jean covered legs in front of me, ending
in black knee-length suede boots, filling up the frame of my view with the athletic
bulges of her calves and thighs. One hand held onto what looked like a paper
square, a bandage sticker, with strange printing on the backing paper. I knew
what it was; a medical adhesive. Jen had a stockpile at home.
She held my
gaze with her freaky platinum contact lenses.
“I WONDER
IF YOU LIKED SOMEONE A LOT…AND THEY ASKED NICELY ENOUGH…WOULD THE LUCK RUB OFF
ON THEM…?”
She was
trying to seduce me.
A pale,
slender finger extended to trace over my left pectoral, unknowingly grinding
Jen’s initials beneath it. Her fingertip held over my chest for an extra
moment, and pushing down a little more, accidentally compressing my ribcage. My
heart fluttered.
“OH MY GOD,”
she cooed. “SO CUTE. YOU’RE NERVOUS!”
“It’s
nothing. Just a side-effect of some medication I’m on.”
She frowned.
“I’M NOT A
DOCTOR, BUT THAT DOESN’T FEEL LIKE A NORMAL HEARTBEAT. YOU WANT SOMETHING FOR
IT?”
I shook my
head and drained the last of my drink. Her cool eyes were chipping into me as
if waiting for me to suddenly change my mind. Finally, she leaned back and held
up the adhesive.
“THIS ONE IS SMOOTH,” she drawled, “AND YOU
CAN STOP ANY TIME; JUST RIP IT OFF.”
It wasn’t a
medical adhesive. It was a transdermal recreational drug. I didn’t even know
they existed.
“Where do
you put it?” I asked. If it made taking my medication more tolerable, it didn’t
seem like such a bad thing.
She was
already leaning over me, taking my question as a solicitation to proceed. She
easily pushed my shirt up, sliding her fingers over my stomach, inspecting it. Her
touch was cool and made my flesh quiver. To answer my question, she sent her
nail tip into the softest part of my stomach, drawing a ticklish circle, and a
second smaller one in the middle, and finishing by poking the very center, like
a target. I cringed and stepped back. She smiled at my reaction.
“YOU MIGHT
WANT TO LAY BACK,” she said, gesturing her hand as if to say ‘go ahead’. “’CAUSE
SOME PEOPLE FEEL A LITTLE LIGHT-HEADED AT FIRST.”
“It’s okay,
if I pass out it’s not a long way to the ground,” I joked.
Her eyes held
on me, noted my apprehension.
“NOT A FAN
OF NEW EXPERIENCES?”
“Not a fan
of bad experiences,” I corrected,
blushing a little.
“THE CHANCE
OF SOMETHING GOING WRONG IS SUPER SMALL.”
“But not
impossible.”
“IF IT MAKES
YOU FEEL ANY BETTER; I’M HERE.” She reached forward and gave my knee a little
pinch between finger and thumb, intended to be a reassuring squeeze. “I WON’T
LEAVE YOUR SIDE THE ENTIRE TIME.”
I said
nothing. The backing paper was unstuck from the adhesive, and being aligned
with my abdomen. Cool gel melded with my soft flesh.
Focus became increasingly elusive. Anya was still speaking,
but her voice seemed to loosen from her and float around the room, and took on
a ringing quality. Shapes acquired ghostly peripheral dopplegangers which
flipped away as I tried to stare them head on. Everything began to blur as if
seen through a torrent of rain.
My shoulders were being massaged. My eyes must have closed
for some unknowable amount of time. Somewhere to my left, the pop star’s voice
fluttered around with an ethereal echoing quality. My eyes opened again.
She was
hovering very close, her breath was hot and thick dark lips immediate in my
face. She had put her contacts in and her eyes were silver and unnatural, she
had transformed into the white-haired Goth freakanatrix from Club Galaxy, and now she seemed to be
studying me like I was an insect specimen. Meeting my eyes, she flashed me an
animalistic smile that showed too many of her teeth.
My palm slapped around my abdomen but the adhesive had
gummed hopelessly to my bare flesh; I lacked the strength to peel it off. A
tumble of slurred words came out, as if my tongue was swollen:
“I fthfink I wanna rip it now, fthfanks.”
Then the
world ground to a halt and went black.
Chapter 53: Bad Chemistry by Zerda
My body radiated calm, muscles feather light. I was upright.
Hovering – no, floating. In a daze, my hand ran over my smooth chest, over the
adhesive plastic. I was naked, but I didn’t care; there was no cold or heat,
just bland comfort.
Nothing moved. Everything was silent. I was alone, my
consciousness was shrunk inside my brain, with no perception of the outside
world. I was happy, mind blank, tranquil.
Slowly, unhurried, unpanicked thoughts coasted through my
mind.
Where was I?
Who was I?
How much time had passed?
I decided the answer to all three was: it didn’t matter. I
felt like I had slept for one hundred years, and could probably sleep for one
hundred more.
Light crept under my eyelids. They slowly opened.
The blurry light danced and shimmered and wiggled. I watched
it disinterestedly for some time, content to do so. But slowly my awakening
brain began to crave more stimulation.
Is this real? Where am
I?
There seemed to be an expansive airspace beyond, the space
receding into an indefinite white blur like I was very high up in the air,
floating in the atmosphere.
I reached forward and my palm connected with a hard surface,
sliding along the flat smooth surface with a tiny squeak. It was a glass screen
in front of me, and it completely encircled me. I was trapped under a clear
jar, resting upside down on a tabletop in some foreign room. The cloudy blue
sky showed outside a window. The night had passed by while I was unconscious.
Now I had no idea what day it was.
The sensation of my beating heart grew more prominent now. My
mouth opened in distress but I was too weak to utter anything other than a
moan. One of my hands shifted to my shoulders, bumping some hard object ringed
around my neck. It was a collar, attached to a thin chain lead that snaked in
beneath the jar neck, and the weight of the jar kept the lead stuck beneath.
My hands scrabbled and tugged clumsily at the leather bind,
but it had no buckle. It was glued together. I might as well have tried pulling
off one of my fingernails.
I pinched myself, slapped myself. The room remained
unchanged. But the drug patch on my chest suppressed my anxiety. Instead, there
was a feeling of oddness haunting me. Like I was in a dream where I was being
watched. I did compulsive laps around the inside jar rim, watching the two open
doorways in the big white walled room, but there was no one. This was no dream,
and the rational side of my brain was just beginning to wake and demand an
explanation.
But none were forthcoming, and for a long time, nothing
happened. My brain was more alert to the passage of time. It seemed like an
hour passed…two hours…three hours…I could no longer be sure. It could have been hours, or just minutes.
Worse, I had no idea how long I’d been in here before I woke
up. Maybe days.
This was real. It wasn’t a dream. Things happened in dreams,
usually very fast and unpredictably. You didn’t sit around in a dream for
literal hours. Similarly, if this was a hallucination, it was a very persistent
one. In either case, this world was too realistic for my liking, and I was
getting desperately anxious to return to the real world.
Anya’s voice suddenly infiltrated the containment, the glass
dampening the volume:
“WAIT ‘TIL YOU SEE THIS, IT’LL BLOW YOUR MIND.”
There was a trace of anticipation, like a kid about to open
a Christmas present.
A man’s voice replied.
“THAT’S HIM?”
Two tall shapes moved through the room towards me. Anya and
a tattooed man with a stringy goatee. In the company of the man, Anya in her
head sash seemed less hippie and more pirate. She was smiling faintly, smugly,
in a way she hadn’t been before.
“HE’S CUTE,” the man said.
Their forms stretched over the glass. Without realizing it,
my hand slipped around the chain around my neck, and tugged. My thoughts were
so slow, like I’d been hit in the head.
Suddenly my lungs were heavy and I was fighting for air.
Actually, I had stopped breathing out of pure fear. My vision went black for a
moment; I must have passed out for a second, the length of a micro sleep.
Tap tap tap
My eyes snapped open. The outside world gazed in at me
through the clear barrier.
A giant, lacquered milky white fingernail had appeared out
of nowhere, tapping the glass wall right in front of me, and making my head
ring. I flinched; it had almost seemed as though the white sharp tip had been
capable of penetrating the transparent wall and prodding in the face.
Satisfied that I was conscious, Anya turned her attention
back to her male friend, lips twisting in a plush, frowning pout. The dark
lipstick made her lips shine like the surface of a ripe plum, absurdly kissable
looking – if only because it was a shade of lipstick Jen sometimes used to wear
before I’d shrunk. I could almost taste it, in memory.
“YOU DON’T REALIZE,” she said to the man, “YOU ARE LOOKING
UPON TRUE GREATNESS RIGHT THERE.”
It became apparent she was making fun; she gave her pinky a
wiggle in the direction of my pelvic region. Her voice laughingly rung inside
the jar like a stinging slap.
“YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN HIM EARLIER; THE MOMENT I BRAZILLED HIS
BALLS WITH THE MOUSTACHE CLIPPERS, HE STARTED GETTING THICK.”
Moustache clippers? It was true, I was bald as a baby down
there. And it wasn’t the only place. My hands raked my scalp and met only a
dome of skin. She had shaved my head, too.
“YOU TOUCHED A GUY’S THING WITH MY CLIPPERS?” The man grunted.
She laughed evasively.
The giant faces of the two hung over me, very close. Their
faces together took up so much of my visual field there was nowhere else to
look. As the man leaned in for a better look, his breath condensed on the
glass. I tried to focus on a loose strand of Anya’s platinum hair, which had
fallen forward over the head sash; running my eyes up and down its length as I desperately
tried to organize my sluggish brain, trying to imagine I was alone with my
thoughts and not exposed to everyone in this glass like a museum exhibit.
“Anya…” I groaned, “…what’s going on?”
She looked at the man, seeming to enjoy his surprised reaction
as much as mine. He must have been her boyfriend.
“YOU’RE NOT JEALOUS OF HIM, ARE YOU?” Anya said to me.
“DON’T BE AFRAID OF ME, LITTLE GUY,” the man said. “I JUST WANT TO TOUCH YOU."
She rolled her eyes and challenged him:
“YOU CAME HERE TO SEE ME, RIGHT?"
Turning to him, she slung her arms around his shoulders and
massaging his biceps. He began kissing her neck.
“I KNOW,” she uttered, warming again, “HE’S SO CUTE…BUT I’M
CUTER..."
They were both half laughing now, and seriously into each
other, necking and nuzzling. Then Anya disentangled herself from the man,
turning to survey me again.
“WAIT, I’VE GOTTA DOPE HIM AGAIN—”
An irritated burst of air issued from the man’s lips.
“REALLY? HE CAN’T WAIT FOR HIS FIX?”
“THE HIT KEEPS HIM NICE AND SLEEPY WHILE WE GET DOWN TO
BUSINESS.”
She bent, placing her hands on her knees, and her
magnificent porcelain face seemed to swell against the jar, somehow
simultaneously grotesque and glamorous.
Her great slender fingers clawed around the jar possessively
like pale spindly crabs, nails clinking against the glass. And her gleaming
silver eyes were locked on my tumescent sword, which was, disregarding all
decency, hopelessly, painfully erect for her delight, even as I inwardly raged
at their condescension of my size and incapacitation. Her shiny plum red lips
bulged and smacked with soft kissing motions as her eyes lazily roved my tiny
form, as if she was fantasizing about applying those same darkly irresistible
lips to every inch of my naked flesh. One final air kiss was brought against
the outside glass, and just watching the moist flex and squish against the
glass, created a sympathetic throb right through my shaft, and screwing my
balls tight. She hadn’t been lying; the drug’s potency was making my arousal
unbearable. The lips unstuck, leaving a dark oiled stain on the glass, as if to
ensure I remembered her even once she was out of sight.
The throbbing sensation had not gone unnoticed; to her, my
shaft veins had bulged monstrously as the entire girth strained and swelled.
The tightness in my entire lower region was as if it was clothed in a too-small
sleeve. Seeming to intuit my distress, she gave me a lopsided, conspiratorial
look, as if psychically asking me if I wanted the pressure relieved. As she
straightened again, a ballooning breast was raised before my face and the
pointed tip pinched between forefinger and thumb, and stroked briefly, just to
see my reaction. My gaze hung on the semi-elastic nipple stretching and
flicking. She did it so subtly and unselfconsciously it went unnoticed by the
man.
Turning her head vaguely back at the man, she said:
“IT’S REFRESHING TO HAVE A LITTLE SOMEONE TO ENTERTAIN ME FOR ONCE.”
She brought her face back over me, beaming me a private
smirk through the glass wall that went beyond the man’s notice. Her gaze alone
seemed to stroke my body like a feathery touch. A shiver went up my spine.
Right then, the intensity of her desire of me became real; actually seeming to
radiate through the glass wall as palpable heat, her silver, coyote-like eyes
almost burning a hole into my forehead. It seemed as though she had been toying
with the idea of removing the glass for that final air kiss. And her fixation
on my groin provided an unavoidable indicator or where she would have put it. I
almost wondered if the glass was for my protection against her vivid affection.
She arched an eyebrow at the man, and giving a small nod to
my huge, frustrated erection.
“CHECK THAT OUT -- WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WANTED ME THAT MUCH?"
The man reached around her, pivoting her away from me,
sending one hand down to clench her butt cheek, just so I could see it.
Anya managed to disentangle herself from the guy, and her
form lifted over my head, before the jar rose straight up in the air. I made
uneasy steps over the tabletop but her reflexes were faster, ungodly fast
compared to my drugged wits. Fingers seemed to fall into the jar and I
automatically took unsteady steps, but her reflexes were ungodly compared to my
drugged wits, I was snatched up. Her other hand dropped into her pocket and
lifted a patch to her lips, tore the backing paper with her teeth, and,
flipping me over, slapped it onto my back. Then I was flipped again, for the previous
patch to be ripped off, and put back onto the table. At least the jar wasn’t
put over me this time.
“SWEET DREAMS!” Anya called as she followed the guy into the
bedroom.
Right before she left the room, she casually swung around,
locking eyes with me and sucking the tip of her finger. Then they were gone.
Soon, the dull reverberations of their activity played
through my glass jail cell, punctuated by growls, gasping expirations of breath,
and Anya’s squeals. My dick came alive to this primal music, even against my
will. It strained for the starlet’s vivacious, wicked affection, even as the
sight of her brought me a rational pang of dread.
The drug’s hypnotizing calm began dragging me down, and I
struggled and spasmed against it, fighting to keep my brain active, and
awareness of surroundings bright and present. But the world continued to
withdraw and I went into another chemsleep.
Chapter 54: Kept Man by Zerda
A toilet flushed and with the click of a light switch, the
room materialized, giant white walls, all-surrounding. My pupils contracted in
the burning light, and I grimaced; the flushing sound created a sympathetic
effect in my body; pressure ripped through my bladder.
She had been feeding me sweetened milk, sometimes mixed with coffee, oats, rice or tiny shreds
of chicken. These improvised soups made me nauseous but it's all I got, so damn
me, I gulped it all down. Luckily or not, the drug patches suppressed my
appetite.
I jolted up, suddenly finding my butt pushed against a couch
cushion, with no memory of how I got there. Not only was the couch unfamiliar,
the entire room looked different.
It was a different hotel room; a different hotel. A
different neighborhood in fact, no longer Tiferno. A different city, no longer
St Palma. The drugs kept me from panicking. And anyway, no more time to ponder
on that.
With her silver contacts and her white hair Anya glided into
the room like some ungodly tall, statuesque, supernatural creature. Her
presence alone made the room unnaturally brighter, somehow burning hot, as if
the ceiling bulbs were straining to blow up from an electrical surge. A buzzing
in my ears seemed to indicate this.
The window was the only patch of inky darkness on the wall;
it was night outside. The recollection was slowly coming back; I had spent the
day in a drug-addled haze, and now it was almost midnight. Anya had just
returned from performing at a late night concert per her tour along the coast,
but which city were we in now?
The huge girl’s dreamy stride slowed as she approached the couch
I was lying on. Her eyes narrowed with curiosity as her lips pursed a little. The
thick black eye makeup and lipstick was gone. I squinted at her. Something was
off. Her characteristic porcelain skin came up too dark under the light, a
honeyed brown, offset substantially by the surrounding white walls. She must
have applied a fake tan – a bizarre contradiction to her aesthetic. With the
combination of her shock of seraphic hair and toned skin I appeared to be
staring into the face of a bad impersonator of my fiancée; a vision so
surreally freaky my stomach folded over with nausea.
But her cheeks and neckline had the faintly pink glow of
having just showered, so she could not be wearing a tan. It was the other way
around: she must bleach her skin. Much later I would learn her real name was
not Anya.
My eyes got snagged a moment on her sheer pajama top – no
more concealing than an x-ray – which was so thin that when she slipped a hand
beneath, it exposed her hand adjusting the black bra beneath and rubbing her
ribs.
Her fingertips were lined with glittery cyan acrylic nails. As
I stared foggily, her mass halted right in front of the couch, and as her upper
body bent over me, one of these bright blue nails gleamed right in front of my
face as she poked my head. This made my brain tingle.
“Anya, I…” I said.
The drugs relaxed my vocal cords and made my voice smooth,
deceptively calm and even happy sounding.
“….I need to use the bathroom.” The confession escaped me
like air out of a balloon.
She straightened again, arms folded, long blue nails digging
into her forearms, her eyebrows low, inquiring, not white like her hair, but
shadowed and defined; dyed a weird grayish blue, pantherine. My heart skipped a
beat. Actually it was just the angle of bright light, an illusion. Her eyebrows
were regular black.
My muscles sunk with exhaustion into the cushion, even
though I’d just slept a long time. Standing directly over, she looked down at
me from what seemed like the top of a tower. As I seriously considered she’d
refuse my request, my organs turned into jellyfishes. So what if I peed on the
couch? So what? But I didn’t want to. I still had my dignity. Trembles ran
through my body like I was a cornered animal.
She shuffled a foot in thought, pivoted, spun fluidly to
unheard music, totally oblivious to the spell she had over me. The moves came
effortlessly, without her even thinking, like sleepwalking. She was dancing while
I needed to bust my bladder. The debasement was excruciating.
“Please…!” I wailed, my lower region cramping. “I can’t hold
on …!”
Her feet stopped shuffling, she swished around put a hand on
her hip.
“YOU USE THE BIG PEOPLE FACILITIES, RIGHT?”
Her voice was candied, sweet. It struck me that she was
younger than I was.
“Whatever! I’ll pee in a tissue. In a litter box. I don’t
care!”
Her brows furrowed in disgust.
“BIG MEN USE THE BIG MAN SEAT. ARE YOU A BIG MAN?”
“I…can’t climb up onto the toilet. It’s too high.”
She took a sudden step forward.
“SO...” she sighed. “THIS IS MY JOB NOW, HUH? I’M YOUR MAID
OR WHATEVER.”
My cheeks grew hot.
“No, Anya, please
– ” I hesitated a fraction, hating how much like desperate pleading my voice
sounded.
“Anya, I’m asking you very nicely. Please just open the door
and I’ll do it outside.”
Her lips spread in a knowing smile.
“OH, I GET IT. THEN YOU’LL RUN AWAY. HA HA. CLEVER.”
Her feet were traipsing closer to me now, closing the
distance fast.
“Wait – it’s just – I’ll be real quick – just let me – !”
Her huge body swooped down upon me, long blue nails biting
inwards around my ribcage – making me feel like a tiny morsel of food stabbed
up by a bright blue fork – and lifting me into the air, stabilizing me against
her chest as she marched out of the room. With each of her strides, her weighty
boob bounced and pushed bodily into my front, causing my full bladder to revolt
in pain.
She swung into the bathroom; nudging the door open with her
shoulder, and not bothering to close it behind her.
Pincered by her nails, I was moved down through the air
until my feet were hovering just over the front edge of the smooth white ring
that was the toilet bowl.
She released me a moment before my feet touched down, causing
me to totter unsteadily – not making the greatest impression of being
independently able to use the toilet. My lower spine was given a jab with a
nail tip, sending me hair-raisingly close to the edge of the seat. I squealed.
The weight of her hand pressed in, collecting me an instant
before I dropped into the toilet bowl like a dead goldfish. Two fingers rested
on my chest and belly, the thumb between my shoulder blades. She gave my body a
reassuring squeeze and I realized she intended to hold me while I peed.
“ANYTIME IS GOOD, SLIM,” she said impatiently.
"Slim?" I said weakly.
"IT SUITS YOU."
With no choice, I focused on aiming a stream into the
porcelain bowl. The tiny tinkling sound was utterly belittling. One of her
nails idly raked up and down my spine, tracing the depression between my
shoulderblades to the small of my back. This elicited a tingling sensation that
made my butt scrunch up, and my stream tapered off instantly, to my
frustration, as I still had half a bladder full.
“ALL FINISHED?” Her hand shifted in preparation to lift me
again.
“Wait!” I squeaked, a little shakily. “I’m nearly done, I…” my
voice trailed off at her long sigh, which came out as a stream of air that
ruffled my hair. She must have had her face bowed right down over me. The
thought made me uncomfortable.
Her nail tips kept shifting over my flesh, poking my ribs,
trying to incite me to hurry up. Another couple of minutes passed and I was
only able to get drips out.
Before I could figure out what was happening, a long pointer
finger slammed into the small of my back and slid down my butt crack. My breath
sucked in in one big whoosh and my muscles pulled tight. The last of the stream
released. As soon as the tiny splashing sound ended the hand squeezed around my
middle, lifting me up.
At the sink, she splashed my front with water. I screeched
from the cold shock, squirming vigorously in her hands before her nails dug in,
pinning my limbs with steel trap efficiency. The water was run over my dick,
and the tip rolled back and forth between her fingertips. The contrast between
the cool water and her warm fingertips provided such relief that my member
sprung up into a firm balloon in sheer gratitude.
My mind was blank, riding the arousal without reflection,
like an animal being stroked. It was too painful to contemplate; I had fallen
from independent movie star to toddler-in-toilet-training.
“YOU DIRTY LITTLE DOG!" she chuckled as she took me
back into the main space of the hotel room. “THEN AGAIN, I GUESS WITH YOU BEING
A NEWLY MARRIED MAN YOU MUST BE ALWAYS READY FOR IT...”
“Not yet,” I said thickly.
“OH, YOU ARE,” she insisted solemnly. “WE JUST SKIPPED THE
CEREMONY AND NOW IT’S HONEYMOON NIGHT.”
I raised my eyebrows.
“We? What are you talking about?”
She put me down on a walnut writing desk, next to a lamp,
and then fished something out of her handbag. It was a marker. She took a seat
on the sofa and propped one leg over the other, baring one smooth sole. I
stared, bemused as she used the marker to draw on the flat, smooth underside of
her big toe. Then she wiggled her toe at me to show me what she’d drawn. A pair
of thick-lashed eyes.
“NOT ME,” she said. “HER.
SAY HOLA TO YOUR NEW WIFE, MR MOUSSEAU!”
My mouth hung open. I wondered whether to laugh or not.
“You’re joking right?”
Patting her foot, she leaned back.
“TAKE MY HINT – IF YOU CONSUMMATE THE MARRIAGE – TONIGHT –
IT WOULD JUST LIGHT HER LITTLE FIRE.”
“Anya…you’re being absurd. That’s your toe.”
She pulled out a tube of lipstick from her leather handbag
and to my bewilderment, started applying it to her littlest toe until the
appendage was cherry red. Then she put away the lipstick and said to me:
“ANATOMY LESSON—” she pointed to the space between her
fourth and fifth toe, “—THAT’S HER VAGINA.” Then she pointed to the now
lipstick-reddened pinky toe. “AND THAT’S HER CLITORIS.” She leaned down towards
me, holding my gaze, before proceeding:
“LET ME WALK YOU THROUGH IT: IF SHE WANTS TO PUT HER CLIT IN
YOUR MOUTH, YOU LET HER. IF SHE WANTS TO PUT HER CLIT IN YOUR BUTT, YOU LET
HER. WHAT SHE WANTS, YOU DO. OR SHIT IS GOING TO GET WACK.”
I let out a heavy, shaky breath. I didn’t even think my anal
area was big enough to admit the passage of her little toe.
“This is wack –
and you’re wacko!”
Her lips twisted in a small scowl, not out of irritation but
confusion.
“HOW CAN YOU JUDGE? YOUR SIZE IS SYNONYMOUS WITH FETISH. YOU
CANNOT HAVE NORMAL SIZE SEX, I MEAN, LITERALLY.”
Her words made my insides burn with embarrassment, even
though it was plainly true. Even after all this time of being tiny I still felt
the sting of emasculation. She went on:
“SO I REALLY DIDN’T EXPECT YOU’D BE THIS UNCOOL.”
Her tone suddenly brightened. The switch was alarming.
“NO MORE TALK, OR YOUR WIFE IS GOING TO PUT SOMETHING IN
YOUR MOUTH TO MAKE YOU STOP. SHE CAN’T WAIT ANYMORE. SO I’M GOING TO TUCK YOU
AWAY INTO YOUR BED SO YOU TWO CAN GO AT IT LIKE RABBITS!”
“What bed?” I said.
In response, she stretched a pair of pantyhose in front of
my face, and let it snap, causing me to jump. She got to her feet, hiked up her
skirt and began pulling them on one, slender pale leg.
Then, before I could react, she bent and pinched her thumb
and forefinger on either side of my neck, lifting me into the air. I yelled and
slapped at her fingers, trying and failing to wrench myself free. At the height
I was suspended at, it would probably hurt to drop to the floor, but I didn’t
care, I was willing to take the impact if it gave me any chance of escape. My
floppy, drug-dulled body would probably have lessened the pain of impact,
anyway.
“Holy crap!” I shouted. “Stop! Put me down!”
But she had already lifted the empty pantyhose leg and was
dangling me above it.
I threw up one last desperate look at the inquiring platinum
eyes looming above me.
“Anya, please!” I gasped.
Then her fingers released, and my stomach plummeted, the
cool air rushed around me as I was falling. As I continued to drop, the opening
of the pantyhose surrounded me in a black mesh tunnel. I fell the length of the
stocking leg, before bouncing on the springy bottom of the stocking and coming
to a stop. The pantyhose floor scratched against my face.
Then I was suddenly flung about the inner stocking, like it
was a jumping castle, as Anya jiggled and tilted the end of the stocking to
shift me into a preferred position. This turned out to be with me lying on my
back with my head in the toe section.
“GIGGING IS A BLAST, BUT MY FEET SUFFER FOR IT AT THE END.
YOU’LL MAKE A GREAT MASSAGE THERAPIST; YOUR BODY IS SOOO DELICATE.”
“You can’t do this – you’ll crush me!” I protested.
From my perspective she was now a fuzzy silhouette standing
on the outside of my nylon prison.
She said, soothingly:
“UM…IF I FALL ASLEEP OR FORGET YOU, AND YOU GET A LITTLE
SQUASHED, JUST TAKE SLOW, DEEP BREATHS OR SOMETHING. RELAX YOUR MUSCLES, MAKE
YOURSELF AS SMALL AS POSSIBLE, AND YOU’LL BE FINE. EVERYTHING I’VE HEARD ABOUT
YOU IS ABOUT HOW STRONG AND RESILIENT YOU ARE.”
I squeaked hysterically:
“You don’t understand – look how big you are; you’re gonna
scrunch me like a bug. I could seriously die!”
“WORST CAST SCENARIO, YOU GET A LITTLE SQUASHED, SLIM. I
GUESS THEN YOU’D BE REALLY, REALLY
SLIM.” She laughed. “MAYBE TOTALLY FLAT.”
Quick as a flash, her pinky toe jabbed forward and penetrated
my mouth. She worked the toe around and then she gave the toe a squeeze so that
it hooked around my cheek, snagging me like a fish on a hook. My tongue worked
fruitlessly to eject the enormous unpleasant-tasting, lipstick-greased intruder
from out of my mouth. My cheek stung as she applied yet more pressure, I could
feel her long, untrimmed pinky toenail pricking the inside of my mouth. Then
the stinging grew acute, the side of my head exploded with pain as, to my utter
horror, I felt the sharp toenail slice through the skin of my cheek, allowing
the tip of the toe to poke right through to the other side. My stomach did a
backflip and sweat broke out on my forehead.
I yelled out, but my speech was slurred because my lips were
forced apart by the pink toe that was like a monstrously huge cork in my mouth.
The toe then tightened once more, causing my cheek flesh to
be pushed further down its length. I cried in pain. This process was aided by
her toe’s rhythmic clenching motions, and my head was helplessly waggled back
and forth in the process. With her toe-tip protruding from out of my cheek I
really did feel like a fish on a hook now. I would probably never be able to
look at fishing the same way again.
Tears of pain streamed down my face and the side of my head
throbbed madly. Considering the relative size of her toe I knew the hole she’d
created in my cheek must be pretty big. It was a wonder she hadn’t ripped my
lips wide open. I felt like my head was being cleaved in two. The nauseating
feeling of her toe puncturing my mouth made me feel like I was going to puke or
pass out, but I put all my willpower into staying awake – who knew what kind of
further damage she could unwittingly cause me if I went unconscious?
Every time she shifted her toes my ensnared little head was
bounced against the ground. I gasped every time I took a breath. The nylon
sweltered in heady foot odor. The rest of my body was baking in sweat – both
hers and mine – and my body was slippery, slicked with the stuff. Anya was now
able to slide me around frictionlessly beneath her toes, and with dizzying
speed. My body was flicked and shuffled around, even if my head was anchored to
her pinky toe, however this did bring stress to my neck and spine, which was
forced to stretch and compress repeatedly. Her toes wrapped around different
body parts; my ankles, my chest, my stomach, my neck, even my shaft, and
squeezed and pulled. I sometimes panicked that I could feel my head separating
from my body at the stress this was doing to my tiny frame.
I was constantly aware of her toes dancing all over me;
patting me all over like the most invasive airport strip search imaginable. I
was rolled like dough beneath them, kneaded and molded into the space under the
toes, right against the ball of her foot. As soon as I was tucked in there
tight, her toes would suddenly work furiously to free me again, wiggling madly
to jostle me out. This was when I might feel one of her long toenails
accidentally rake up my body, leaving a scratch. I couldn’t see behind the dark
curtain of the hose, whether they were deep enough to draw blood. I just knew
it was painful as hell when she by chance happened to scratch the same spot
twice, like pouring salt into a wound.
At some point her toes cinched my chest and went in for a
series of killer squeezes, like she was trying to crack her toe joints. With
each compression, the air was forced from my lungs. I felt oddly like a balloon
being blown up, except if the person doing the blowing was also sucking the air
back in at the end of each breathe, resulting in a balloon that neither got
bigger nor smaller.
By the third squeeze, there was a small pop – but it wasn’t
her toe joints. It had been one of my ribs breaking. I gasped in pain and
horror, and began clawing at her toes, screaming for her attention, but my
voice was more slurred and muffled than ever. My energy was sapped. My vision
seemed blurrier. My head spun.
I tried to bite down on her pinky toe, but it was forced so
far into my mouth that my jaw had locked up. I groaned helplessly. The world
spun away mutely for a microsecond and then came back. My brain was threatening
to blackout. A miserable, high pitched wail escaped my throat as I fought to
stay conscious.
Another firm squeeze around my midsection caused pain to
shatter up my chest like broken glass shards. There was another sick wet pop as
another rib caved in.
I didn’t fight it anymore. I was limp as a ragdoll. My head
was whipped from side to side by her bouncing toes. My head was so painful at this
point I felt like someone had driven a stake through it. My sense of hearing
was shot; I heard little but a ringing sound. Time seemed to move slowly one
second, then jump ahead the next. I could no longer be sure what was happening
anymore. I kept hallucinating I was free, and then suddenly find myself back
inside the dark nylon prison, having never left. Pinpricks of light burst in
front of my eyes (and stayed there even when I closed my eyes), and my vision
was unfocused. My mouth was dry from being forced open for so long – apart from
the rivulets of footsweat that occasionally dribbled in.
My arms were numb and flailed uselessly with movement, which
made it harder to protect them. This unfortunately resulted in one of my hands
being caught in a very tight spot right at the base of the space between her
pinky and fourth toe – the place she had much earlier referred to as her toe’s
‘vagina’.
Well, it turned out this ‘vagina’ had teeth. Because my arm
was numb, I didn’t realize my hand was trapped in there, and didn’t pull it out
in time. The muscular toes flexed alarmingly, and my hand crunched unnaturally
as bones fractured. I shrieked – more from the shock than the pain at this
point. Though it was painful; like an electric shock up my arm.
Then her toes relaxed again and my crumpled hand, with bent
fingers, dropped out from the space. In the darkness, without witnessing the
full extent of the injury, the twisted silhouette of my hand proved foreboding
enough. I shut my eyes and prayed that, if I was going to die in here, at least
let it be quick. Let my skull be crushed quickly. Don’t let my appendages and
non-vital parts be crushed one by one.
Another agonizingly firm squeeze of my broken chest caused
the world to spin away and go dark for a brief moment. Then I was horribly
conscious again, though drunkenly so. My body was now shaking involuntarily,
and then I felt my bladder release; felt the warmth seep between my legs. This
brought no reaction from me. I was already warm and soaked by the sweat. Plus
the odor of Anya’s footsweat more than overpowered the ammonic stench of urine.
Very little could surprise, panic or disgust me now. I was bathing in throbbing
waves of pain, sweat-stench and the constant, abrasion of toenails and nylon
fabric nearly rubbing my skin raw.
The massive weight lifted and pointed nails dove down and
plucked up my ankle. My limp body stretched down like a ragdoll as I was lifted
out of the nylon. Pain banged through my body like hammer blows.
Anya’s enormous face seemed to swim around, upside down, as
she looked me up and down.
"THAT WAS TOTALLY DOPE,” she hummed, and far below, her
foot stretched gratefully. "LITERALLY, YOU WERE LIKE DOPE FOR MY FEET. IN
SAYING THAT, I THINK YOU DESERVE A LITTLE SOMETHING BACK FROM ME.”
She slid back, opening her thighs, palms resting on her
legs, and seeing my gaze trained on her, smiled, and waved a couple of adhesive
stickers in front of my face like a card dealer tempting me to hit. The white
squares wavered as my broken bones sent bolts of arresting pain into my brain.
"ONE PATCH OR TWO?”
Weakly, I grabbed for them. She tore the paper backing off
both patches and slapped them over me – one on my chest, the other on my back.
The firm percussion of her fingertips against my ribs as she patted the sheets
firmly to my body made me cough and drag my breath. Then the chemicals kicked
in; my gasping hits of oxygen became euphoric and my memory lapsed.
Chapter 55: Her Smallest Fan by Zerda
A giant black tuft of hair zoomed right in and blotted out
the world with measured sweeping strokes. The pale tip fumed with paint odor,
quickly applied over my head. Cold and wet, it tickled my hairline before
running down my face, over and over.
Anya’s fuzzy outline watched as my skin was gradually turned
black. One of the brush bristles kinked off from the others, accidentally
spearing up my nose. The drug had dulled my reflexes so much that I barely
flinched, though on the inside, my brain was protesting.
The brush continued to swirl over my features, dipped down
my neck, coating my torso, digging up under my arms. The cold wet trail swept
over and under my shaft. My butt cheeks were separated and the brush plume was
run repeatedly up and down my crack, and cold paint was dabbed over the back of
my balls, creeping under and around my groin.
Once this weirdly stimulating procedure ended, I was given a
rest while the paint dried. Anya came back into the room wearing her gig
clothes: a tight pair of leather pants and cut-off tank top. Her chest pushed
the top up and out, keeping her stomach exposed. Heavy black fox eye makeup,
accented her eyes, her lips painted dark plum.
"YO,” she said smugly, eyeing me. “TONIGHT YOU'RE GONNA
HAVE THE PUREST EXPERIENCE OF ANYONE." She began to adjust her thick black
studded belt with silver chains hanging down. "THINK OF THE CLOSEST SEAT
IN THE HOUSE, AND WHAT I GOT FOR YOU IS EVEN CLOSER."
She slid a finger up under my prick and poked it into an
upright position and held it there. With her other hand, she fit a soft black
sleeve around my genitals to keep them firm. By protest, my voice came out a
gravelly squeak. With the band pushed right down to the base of my penis, my
erection twanged with every heartbeat.
Unable to form words, I silently begged for it to come off. She wiggled my shaft until satisfied
with the position of the band. My legs kicked and spasmed; every touch to my
member was agony.
“THAT’S
ONE,” she murmured. “NOW THE OTHER END…”
Her fingers
snapped around my head like a vice as a second thick sleeve was fitted over my
head, stretched to maximum to fit around my skull, crushing my face as it was
forcibly slid down before snapping close around my neck. The insult to my
throat made me cough.
There was a
rustle and a metallic click, and a thin metal chain hung from the neck band.
The other end was gripped in her hand. She began to strap this to her belt. Without
warning it was yanked, the metal chain went taut, and my neck responded with
dreadful pressure, as if being screwed up tight. My eyes bugged out and my face
went red. I was winched onto her belt, and something else pulled across my
stomach, gripping; a leather strap. With every slight flex or twist of her
waist, I was forced to follow.
“HARDCORE!” she enthused, admiring me. I tried to imagine
how I looked; my skin painted all black, I looked like part of her belt. Even
if anyone noticed me, they might have dismissed me as a little voodoo doll
accessorizing her outfit – which totally fit with her style.
*
Outside, and we were heading towards a shiny black Mercedes
sprinter van. The door opened and Anya pounced onto the black leather seating.
As her legs bent into a sitting position, my spine folded forward at the insistence
of her firm stomach wall and became trapped in the crease between her waist and
upper thigh. All through the drive it felt like someone was sitting on my
mid-back, bearing down as Anya intook a breath, relaxing only slightly as she
exhaled. And she was deep breathing in preparation for the upcoming concert,
which made my spine flatten against my legs, and held there, trembling for
release.
The van whirled down the streets and rolled into a reserved
area behind an enormous building. Out of the van and we were wandering through
a dimly lit, dark-walled building, accumulating a small crew of guys in black
t-shirts and hoodies, tour roadies, as Anya chanted under her breath:
“UH, YOU’RE MY BEAUTIFUL ACCIDENT…WOULD NOT BELIEVE YOUR STRANGE
LUCK, BLABLABLA…YOU NEVER WANTED SO BAD TO FUCK UP.”
“ONE WORD,” said a male voice, one of the crew. “THEY WANT YOU TO CHANGE ONE TINY
WORD AND YOU’RE PERFECT.”
YOU NEVER WANTED SO BAD TO—.” She made a self-censoring
sound.
“PERFECT.”
A door creaked open and a weird silence dropped as if
someone was about to make an important announcement. We were staring a line of
young people pushing against a barricade, by a chain-link fence.
“UM,” Anya said with false modesty, “HI.”
A cacophony of squealing filled the air.
“OHMIGODANYAANYAILOVEYOUCANYOUSIGNMY—!”
The squeals bled into my brain, at a pitch so intolerably
high that it actually made my eyeballs vibrate. Flanked by the roadies, we were
moving quickly, into another building. It was dark, a high ceiling. We moved in
and out of sudden bright spots of light, past dressing rooms. A small group of
crew congregated; Anya embraced some people, one after another, smushing me
between several pairs of hips. My body rolled with her slightly springy step.
Stuck at hip height, waistlines and groins of crew members scrolled right past,
jeans-clad butts flexed as people turned. The bottom hemline of loose t-shirts
flapped past my face.
Voices galloped nervously, running through schedule as
people set up the gig. In a backstage room, Anya dropped into the low seat of a
faded leather couch and chatted with some people for several moments, with me
fighting for breaths sandwiched between her thigh and pelvic bones.
Then we were in an airy hall, on stage and it was soundcheck
time. Stagehands murmured, instrument suitcases rolled over the floor. A drum
beat repetitively from one corner, and keyboard and guitar played some chords.
Microphones rang. The overhead lights gradually shifted across the color
spectrum.
My trapped body was rocked up and down the stage as Anya
then ran through some choreograph rehearsals with her backup team. I closed my
eyes to forestall the nausea as I was bounced, twirled and shaken. My head
pounded at the thought this was only the rehearsal, we still had a full
performance to get through.
Some time later, we migrated backstage again. Anya’s voice echoed
through the cavernous space as she ran through a motivational chant and a
ghostly chorus of voices echoed the chant back to her, like some football game
warm-up. As she bounced on her toes, the chains of her belt rattled while my
body flopped helplessly at her waist.
She was moving purposefully one way, the crew going another.
Her chunky black heels were clomping down LED-lit stairs into a shadow zone
that was intense, UV blue, so dark that it was a safety hazard and orange LED
strips lined the walkways.
Then the opening melodic blasts of music sounded through the
hall, backgrounded by cheering and applause. The stage slowly seemed to lower
as we rode a rising platform up, at the same time the audience exploded with lights
and noise as the show came to life.
Anya began to sing and the drums jangled my bones like
repeated hammer blows. Her microphone-amplified voice resounded through all the
air spaces in my body like tiny explosions were going off in my lungs and head
and stomach. Her voice even seemed to pulse up and down my penis, causing it to
vibrate and ache. I was reduced to a tiny instrument through which her blaring
vibrato hammered like a train. My lungs trembled to bursting point as she
sustained lengthy notes. Her wailing highs threatened to shatter me like glass,
while her lowest notes made the blood throb in my head.
It seemed suddenly I was moving against my will; bounding
around and sashaying as she danced with her crew. Her hips shook vibrantly
under the warm lights, and I felt like I was taped to a big tree during a
cyclone. The audience was a giant cloud composed of murky facial features, and cheered
as if hypnotized by my objectification, even though they weren’t really looking
at me at all.
And I could barely see them through the blinding stage
lights, and constant movement flinging my line of sight one way, then another,
left, right. My vision went black altogether as Anya rocked her hips against a
backup dancer, grinding me into his pelvis. Then the glaring lights jumped back
into my eyes and I was thrashed about to another rousing dance sequence between
vocal parts. I rose and fell with her hips, was shaken until my muscles burned,
swooped and lifted and twisted around until my stomach rose into my mouth. The
stage lights seemed to smear across my eyes like spray paint while the audience
roared and whistled with excitement.
Trying to speak, I could only utter some small sounds which
were swallowed in the noise, before my head whipped around and was tossed back
and forth, up at the ceiling where Anya’s breasts shivered under the tight top,
in time with the music, passing back and forth over the stage lights like
eclipsing moons. The porcelain skin of her bare stomach gleamed with the
glitter of sweat beading in her pores, sticking to my back and scalp as it
pressed into me. Her sweat slid down and salted my eyes.
The crowd roared for song after song…
As I grew light-headed, the rest of the concert melted into
a series of disorienting flares of sight and noise, sudden and jumbled. I
blacked out for an instant. Then came to. Then blacked out again. The music
turned into white noise and insect buzzing and Anya’s voice reduced to a
washing machine drone. And then the music segued back in, and the vocals
sharpened again. The microphone gave her wail a hallucinogenic echo. The stage
lights flared with refracted halos. My head tapped her hipbone repeatedly,
painfully, as she shook her butt. My limbs went limp again as my brain
disappeared into a dreamless void, and was then jolted back to life seconds
later, as the energetic dance sequence turned her waist into a kind of
defibrillator that sent shocks through my core.
“—YOU NEVER WANTED SO BAD TO FFFF — SHIT.” She caught her
breath before hollering at the crowd. “YOU KNOW THIS PART. SING IT FOR ME!”
The amorphous bobbing sea of heads trilled the lyrics back. While
Anya’s voice took a moment of respite, fans took the opportunity to holler at
her:
“ANYA YOU’RE THE GREATEST!” girls shrieked.
“ANYA, OVER HERE!”
“YOU’RE AMAZING!”
“JERRY, I LOVE YOU!”
I blinked rapidly, sweating, searching the chaotic masses.
Surely I had misheard that last one. The noise was deafening. I was seeing
things; hearing things…
My view of the crowd closed up entirely as the backup
dancers shuffled in to pose around and vogue with the singer. One female backup
dancer backed into Anya, her tight spandex-covered moons looming full in my
face as she bent gracefully. Anya laviscously ran a hand down her spine while
the dancer’s generous backside grinded her crotch. My entire world zoomed into
this swollen, muscular butt cleft that rolled back and forth over my entire
body, massaging me into Anya’s hip. The dancer gave her butt a vigorous shake
as if her waist was fuelled by a two-stroke engine, the cheeks flapped into my
head like repeated, open palm slaps, motorboating my face hard.
The spotlights bloomed as the dancer rose and moved away. Anya
took over for the final chorus of the song. As the last note struck, the
audience buzzed with applause. But there were more to go.
The concert carried on into the night, me riding Anya’s bucking,
shimmering hips like a never-ending rollercoaster. My overstretched brain
collapsed under the weight of stimulation and splintered into a series of pure
hallucinogenic fantasies. The music wavered into a low dull heartbeat: BOOM
BOOM BOOM. My head clapped with whoofing flaps, like a helicopter was touching
down.
Somewhere towards the front row, Jennifer’s face seemed to
leaped out of the crowd. Her hand reached towards the stand, fingertips
straining, grabbing for me. But it could not be her; the nails were too short.
The likeness dissipated like a mirage. As the audience drifted away behind a
smartly assembling line of backup dancers, a tiny spasm of reality hit me; she
could not possibly be here. She was in Bayside. My scalp began to freeze with
chilled, feverish sweat.
But her face kept bleeding into the picture, sometimes
multiplying. She accrued at the edges of the crowd, and evaporated when I
searched for her.
I wondered if, somewhere far away, she was searching for me…
Chapter 56: Hide and Seek Part 1 by Zerda
It was 3.13
AM. She was taking a bath after awaking from a nightmare – that hadn’t happened
in a long time. Soft music was coming out of the portable Bluetooth speaker
propped up on the sink countertop. She switched it off before dialling his
number on her cell, considering what she was going to say. Definitely not ‘I’m
worried.’
But she did
have a cover story for the call: shy Bahrainian dance partner, Salem, was
finally made to submit and accept that they were going to be glorious entrants
in the end of year Latin dance competition no matter what. Now to invite Jerry
before he slapped down other plans.
I know how busy you are, but I would love,
love, love it if you came to watch me…
Too
desperate. He would be there.
Hollywood could wait. She loved the voyeuristic thrill of him watching her.
Being watched made most people feel vulnerable but when you soared over your
audience, it had the opposite effect.
It sucked
that she had to jockey for his time like this; it used to be just ‘grab n go.’
God, she didn’t know how good she had it when he was home; she basically ran
his life – what a head trip!
Without her
realizing, one of her legs had risen out of the water to dab at the mist
covered window at the end of the bath. When she lowered her leg again there was
a vaguely humanoid imprint to Jerry’s size. She had got his whole head size
with less than the imprint of her big toe. Trying to shape his parts with her own
made it clear how small he was, by comparison. She used her little toe to shape
his arms and legs, and even that wasn’t delicate enough, although the rounded
end of her toe was useful for depicting the bulges of his tiny muscles. The end
result wasn’t very good, and didn’t make her feel less lonely. And now, as she
examined her improvised artwork, condensate started dripping down it, botching
the whole thing. Pressing her toes over it, she smeared the whole thing away.
The call
went to voicemail. Too irritated to leave a message, she hung up. It was a crazy
time of night, so what? She had just been texting him earlier, before she’d
gone to sleep. It was bad enough when he avoided her at home – at least then
satisfaction was within reach, sooner or later – but long distance was just the
worst!
She decided
to try him again in the morning, and finishing her bath, took a sleeping tablet
and went back to bed.
*
“Rafael,”
she said into the phone, “I’m trying to catch a hold of my fiancé. Can you give
me a teeny hint where he might be?”
She didn’t
introduce herself but waited for him to ask who she was, but he didn’t, so he
must have realized. Apparently she had a pretty identifiable voice, deep but
not in an unfeminine way. Jerry once said he could pick her voice out in a
crowded room. She was trying to sound light-hearted, but her tone was going the
other way, into easy flirtation. She held it back. The guy had already seen her
naked, there was no reason to keep yanking his chain.
She had
called Jerry again that morning. No reply. Maybe he was sleeping in. She went
out, and tried again while she was in town. No reply. Now she was sitting
outside, under the flapping awning of the Starbucks by the harbour for an
after-jog brunch, gazing out to the sea, where a sailboat was rippling towards
the horizon, like a toy boat on a sheet of turquoise cellophane. The sea didn’t
impress like it used to. And, how could she forget, it was where that crazy
woman nearly snatched Jerry. The memory came with an unpleasant zap of anxiety.
Rafael
sounded surprised, as if of course he knew where he was, and shouldn’t she? Irritating.
She hated being in the dark. Why did Jerry’s driver know something she did not?
“We figured
it all out,” he replied, “he’s tight with a friend. I come back in a few days
and pick him up.”
“Uh huh.
Which friend is this?” But she could already guess. And lucky, because Rafael
didn’t know.
“It could
be a lot of people,” he mumbled, “uh, I mean, he’s cosy with a lot of people down here,” he
added finished awkwardly.
Jerry…? I don’t think so.
To Jerry,
‘social outing’ meant sitting inside her cheek, chirping indignantly at her
palate.
Rafael
cleared his throat and seemed about to add something – she listened expectantly
– but then he checked himself and stopped.
Bros before
hoes BS, she intuited. She rested her head against her hand, digging her nails
into her scalp. She’d never resented Jerry for his jetsetting fantasy or
whatever, but she wanted to resent it now. Of course, then she’d have to take
that with the fact that she let him
go.
“So, more
on this friend,” she said, “would you have a contact or an address?” The
flirtation in her voice had flattened now.
“Jerry’s a
real private guy, you probably got that already. He wouldn’t even let me see
the place. He steers his entire schedule, and I just take the orders.”
You must have known – no, you do know, she thought, what he was
up to.
She began
grinding her heel into her other foot. Managing her growing exasperation, she
said calmly:
“Jerry
loves to imagine he’s bigger than he really is, so any order coming from him
needs to be met by a huge dose of reality. Which is that he’s the size of my
big toe.”
Rafael
chuckled.
“Don’t
worry! Down in SP, it’s all eyes on him. He’s not going to get forgot.”
That wasn’t
the issue, she thought, getting off the phone. It was all the attention Jerry
received. Not just attention, but obsession.
She thought
about the fan from the beach again – just how ballsy that bitch was, thieving
Jerry right out from under her nose (she was underwater, so technically, above
her nose). Jerry used to be her little secret – and wow was that fun. The
defiant thrill in fitting him somewhere on – or in – her body when she went out,
treating her to a deeply intimate, tingling massage as his tiny extremities
poked and swatted about, and no one knew.
Now he
wasn’t a secret anymore. And sometimes he didn’t even feel like hers anymore.
She twisted
her engagement ring around on her finger until the diamond caught the light. It
didn’t refract like the wild cat, though. She promised herself she would go out
that night, put on the roaring cat head, recharge, blow off this whole thing.
Then she remembered she had to swat off the devil on her shoulder and put on
her big girl boots – no more alcohol.
If Jerry
was staying with a ‘friend’, it had to be Natalie. Or, as Jennifer secretly
called her ‘Iced T’ – which was what Natalie had been drinking at the beach
that crazy day. In high school, she and
Christine used to make fun of iced tea; ‘cocktails with no cock’.
…And now
here she was trying to get excited over this lactose-intolerant mint-flavored
hot chocolate, practically the only thing on the Starbucks menu that didn’t
break her newly instituted 200 milligram per day caffeine limit.
“No, he’s
not here,” Natalie answered over the phone. “He asked if he could come over, but then he changed
his mind.”
Jennifer
placed the phone on table and listened to the sound of Natalie’s voice like she
was taking a test. Did she really believe Jerry was in hiding at Natalie’s house?
She sounded like she was telling the truth. Painfully earnest, actually. Jennifer
almost felt protective over such guileless innocence. But not really.
“Why?” she
asked.
“Me being
out, I guess,” Natalie said with an invisible shrug. “Maybe he didn’t want to
play Catan with Grant!”
Sure, Natalie was attractive, she considered to herself. But she only looked like basically every other generically
attractive girl in existence. So, why her? There had been plenty of generically attractive girls on the beach that day, but Jerry’s little clit slapper had
been trying to launch out of his swim shorts and explode on any available part
of Natalie’s body. A body that, personally, was kind of like a lank teenage boy – just being
honest – and her boobs weren’t even that big.
So that was
it: the male libido was doofy.. There was no explanation. She
rubbed her eyelids against the sunshine.
“—and I’m
slightly neurotic…” Natalie was still speculating, “I mean…that can be a bad
thing…”
“He changed
his mind,” Jennifer clarified, “—like, about staying with you, or about leaving
his studio?”
With Natalie
no longer suspect, she was now thinking maybe Jerry was stuck in his apartment
and couldn’t get to his phone. She’d have to get a flight down there, break in,
rescue him from being stuck behind the bed, poke fun and take him home.
“Oh, no, he’s
staying with someone else, I think,” Natalie concluded, but not sounding
entirely sure.
Jennifer
didn’t say anything for a moment. Who else was there? Jerry’s world wasn’t very
big – haha terrible – but it was true. Unless he flew over to Scott and Tasha’s
house. But why wouldn’t he tell her? Did he have an intimate little fan club
sleepover going on up there she didn’t know about?
“Are you
still there?” said Natalie.
“Right here.”
“I don't get it...you don't know where he is?" There was a flicker of alarm in the other
girl’s voice now.
That was stupidly
reassuring; at least now she didn’t feel like the only one on the planet
quietly going crazy.
“Don’t
worry, I’ve got my theories,” she lied, “but what are your ideas?”
“Honestly,”
Natalie sounded bashful, “I’m a little dumb on the subject of Jerry.”
You think I’m blitzing that exam right now? Jennifer thought.
“When we do
talk,” Natalie explained, “it’s not like spilling about every waking moment.
It’s like, tuning in for a quick recap on our lives.”
The only
other potential contact was his talent agent, Farris. Jerry had his number, but
she didn’t. So that was a bust.
She decided
after she got off the phone with Natalie she’d call Christine. She needed a
sidekick in this, a stabilizer. Maybe even a shoulder to cry on if…if the
situation was really bad. That was too surreal to even think just yet.
Natalie had
begun to chat again, unprompted.
“I think
there was some nervousness between us, as well. I was always really careful
about having any friends over because I thought what if an accident happened?
And – other than the girl he was dating back then – he never mentioned anyone.
I think he was trying to figure out who his friends were in the big scary
world, poor little guy—”
“Wait—”
Jennifer snatched the phone up and cancelled the loudspeaker. She pressed the
speaker to her ear. “What?”
“I mean, I
was happy to be his friend, too.” Natalie giggled. “Having him over at my place
was a treat. Don’t take it the wrong way, but we cuddled a few times.”
“No—" the phone felt rigidly tight in her hand, "--what girl? He was dating someone?”
“Uh, yeah…I
mean Samantha,” Natalie’s voice faltered. And when the other didn’t say
anything: “He didn’t tell you about that?”
Jennifer
let out a stream of air. For a second she was afraid Natalie was going to
conjure up some Tiffany or Amber or other girl she’d never heard before. But, pretty
dark times if she was relieved to
hear it was the other name.
“I know all about that,” she said, smiling
grimly. “They were not dating.”
“I would
agree,” Natalie reconsidered, “It felt very rushed, personally.”
Hello, Natalie. This is reality. We need to
talk: they were not dating.
Jennifer
tried again:
“Oh, they never
happened. At all.”
Samantha
had abducted Jerry right out of
Natalie’s house while she wasn’t looking. It didn’t make sense why Natalie
thought Jerry and Samantha had been dating in any capacity. Unless that was the
cleaned up version Jerry had told Natalie later, out of embarrassment.
Natalie
added:
“Oh, none
of my business and obviously like, water under the bridge now. But it was so
cute how Jerry was super into her after the first date. But scary, too; I
didn’t know who was going to show up at my door to pick him up. Like, I will
not lie; I was legitimately afraid there was some mistake and she actually did
not know Jerry was, you know…pocket size.”
Natalie
then exclaimed:
“I’m
actually kinda jealous about the party he went to! I think they were all
tuxedos and wine-sipping!”
Jealous? About that girl? Oh, give me a break.
“Party?” she repeated, squinting in the sun,
now feeling like she was positively flunking Natalie’s aforementioned Jerry
subject.
Over the
bleached paved footpath, her shadow stretched long. She didn’t feel half as
tall though, and reclined in her seat until the awning buried her completely.
“I don’t
get it; you…met this girl?”
“Am I
allowed to say anything?” Natalie giggled again, this time nervously. “This
feels gossipy. I mean, Jerry’s going to say ‘what are you saying, dude’—!”
“Oh, spill.
Harmless talk between girls.”
“Obviously
he couldn’t do full solo mode. He needed to use my phone to set up the date,
and my old house was our base of operations. So, yeah, I met her.”
A spasm of
anger. Impulsive or not, now she had another theory: Samantha had taken him –
again. With no communication from Jerry in the past twelve hours, it was
starting to look a heck of lot like a messed up situation. Maybe only a messed
up explanation fitted anymore. And it sounded like had been closer to Jerry
than she realized. Or wanted to know.
But she
needed to know.
Finally,
she said:
“You have
her number?”
“But…” Natalie
processed the request. “Do you think Jerry is staying with her again?”
“Right now,
all I’m thinking is, I just better be dead wrong.”
She was
sweating a little too.
“No!” Natalie
groaned in disbelief. “Jerry loves you so, so much. He would never.”
“It’s not,
like, killing me,” Jennifer replied, trying to reassure herself as much as
Natalie. “I know which team Jerry is on.” She was struck by a sudden idea, “— What
if someone she knows has made it their life goal to crush my
boyfriend?”
And that
made it personal.
Natalie
took a wincing breath.
“Ï know
this is frustrating, totally! I’m sure it’s just a big misunderstanding. But,
still, what if I…I’ll see if I can…hang on…”
She had to
hang up and text the number.
This was
not a phone call Jennifer wanted to make here, in public, under the smiling
sunshine. She had no idea what she was going to say, but making it up on the
spot had always worked for her pretty well before.
She
finished her drink and tossed away the unused packet of sweetener. The sun was
coming down harsh and the briny sea air stung. She felt one phone call away
from being in a tailspin of true desperation, and submission to a storm of
emotions.
She didn't
call Christine for a breather; she didn’t lie on the couch and pour herself out
so early into a developing crisis. She needed action.
Chapter 57: 5 Star Prison by Zerda
It was dark out and the outside warm air radiated in through
the open window. I was back in the Hotel room, while Anya had gone out to get
something to eat. Now there were sounds outside the Hotel bedroom, like she had
returned and someone else was with her, their voices bounced off each other
indistinctly until the front door shut.
The hotel bedroom light switched on. A HVAC unit outside
droned as the air conditioning switched on.
Her quaking footsteps crossed the room and her lithe pale
form came to a stop before the hotel bed. Humming softly, she slipped her shirt
off, and unclasped her bra, allowing her milky pale breasts to swing free, each
red nipple approximate to the size of my fist.
She turned her head, observing me lazily. I lay on a fuzzy
sock on the bedside table. A shiver ran down my spine even though it was warm.
Without warning she picked up a pillow from the bed and giggling, threw it at
me. It whumped down like a giant inflatable mattress, covering me completely.
When it lifted again she had removed her pants and was just
wearing a G-string. She also had a fresh drug patch. I was scooped up in one hand as a sharp nail
came at my torso, scratching painfully at a corner of the adhesive gummed to my
skin.
“Put me
down!” I slurred, kicking my legs in sluggish arcs.
The edge
was torn and entire thing given one huge yank, ripping off, the bare sweating
flesh underneath mechanically slapped over with a new patch, and massaged into
place with blunted fingertips so forceful it creaked my ribs inward. Quickly,
the chemical ran through my body like a warm bath, soothing the pain. My arms
and legs slackened.
Satisfied
the spirit had been anesthetized, she began idly playing with the tip of my
member, nipping at it and wiggling her fingers against it. I groaned as my
balls screamed for release and didn’t have the energy to fight back.
Her eyes went from me to her G-string, and back. She hooked
a finger into the waistband and let it snap in front of my eyes. The thin
waistband was peeled away again, and wound around my rigid penis. Then my head
was thrust beneath the band, the string looped around my neck. Her fingertips
lifted from my torso, and I snapped against her outer hip. She shimmied her
hips, ensuring I was secure; the wobbling motion tugged the string, putting
pressure on my windpipe and the base of my shaft until both began to throb. A
pleasurable prickling crawled over my body.
The light went off, and she settled down on her back on the
bed in the dark. Her fingertip idly twirled, tugging the G-string tight and then
loose again repeatedly, toying with pulling my dick as far as it would go. I
began to drool and gag as the string repeatedly tightened and relaxed, longing
for each brief window of relief when the string went loose, and dreading the
inevitable winding motion of her finger stringing me up until I thought I would
go crazy.
My dick responded to the stress by getting bigger and bigger,
and there was no way to fight the building delirious arousal.
In the dark, I felt her eyes all over me, watching me with
bated breath, seeing if I’d pass out as she plucked the G-string, sending
ripples of constriction through my throat and groin, listening for my tiny
groans to confirm I was still conscious. She didn’t know I could hold my breath
for a long time, and became fascinated with my endurance, teasing my breath
out, bit by bit.
The string was drawn out tight. I was going to burst.
Please let go… I
prayed. Coming was going to bring on a world of pain. I fought with everything
I had not to come, to hold out the punishment for a little longer. But she was
determine to push me to my limit and I was determined to endure.
She held the string for an extra moment, patiently waiting
for me to capitulate. After another moment she let out a bored kind of sigh.
She played with the string, twisting it, pulling it faster until it was capably
milking me, and basically throttling my neck at the same time.
Like a hot, heavy shroud, the musk of her pussy swirled into
my senses as the crotch of the thong was repeatedly peeled back and snapped. My
head whirled; in the sweltering, odorous darkness, I was at severe risk of
passing out. My mouth cracked open to speak, but no sound issued. The string
wrapped around my neck was putting too much stress on my larynx.
The tension eased giving me an extended period of forbidden
heavenly relief. Her fascination was now focused totally on my response. Her
face drew very close in order to make out my tiny prick in the dark, until her
eyes loomed large over my face, glinting in the moonlight. My erection hummed
joyously as it was bathed in her warm, ticklish breath, the force of her
aroused panting enough to make it waggle. I squirmed beneath the heat of her
gaze, evaluating my size.
Her whisper seemed to boom out like movie quotes played out
of IMAX, ringing through my pounding skull and sending a tingling sensation
throughout my boner:
“I’M NOT GOING TO LET YOU GO UNTIL YOU CURB YOURSELF. I CAN
DO THIS ALL NIGHT IF I HAVE TO.”
Her fingertip landed on the head of my penis, delicately
probing how firm it was. As her fingertip dug around to examine my frenulum,
sensation jolted through my balls.
She intuited this and casually pinched my tip between her
forefinger and thumb to stem the orgasm.
I sensed her grinning down at me.
“HARDER?”
Trapped in the vice of her fingertips, my tip was given a
small scrunch. I gritted my teeth.
My member was so engorged it felt like a bar of iron, keeping
me weighed down, practically paralyzed by the fiery stimulation thumping
through my body.
She slipped me out of her thong and I practically groaned
with dismay. My balls were heavy and tight, an unfulfilled. But then the
grinding constriction of the string was suddenly replaced with a very different
sensation in the darkness.
There was a fan of warm breath before a moist crawling
feeling that took its time travelling up and down my shaft, pulsing and
squeezing my erection. And the additional feeling of something like a fingertip
probing up and down the underside of my length, before an intense suctioning
around my balls. It was not a fingertip but actually the tip of her tongue,
because she had taken my shaft between her powerful lips and was smacking on
it, over and over, taking her time.
I squirmed in fear as her teeth softly grazed my flesh,
trying to pull myself out, but a deep breath from her was all it took to yank
me back inside and my face smacked into the tip of her nose. She giggled in
between slurping on me over and over, stretching my dick until it was at the
limit of full length. Meanwhile, the tip of her tongue trace delicate circles
on my balls, sometimes experimenting with compressing them softly against the
padded surface of her tongue until they were painfully dense.
My back landed on the mattress as she deftly turned over and
placed me down. Now, as I lay on my back, her head remained suspended
oppressively just over me. Succumbing to her passion, the weight of her head
started to increase until I felt like Atlas with the world balanced upon me,
not on my shoulders but my torso, centering around my belly and groin. At the
same time she continued to exact unstoppable waves of pressure upon my
defenceless penis; every time her massive lips pursed, my shaft was
irresistibly reeled in, partially lifting me off the bed until my face slapped
into her nose. Then the tip of her tongue eagerly darted forward and tapped
into my glans, sending a shattering ache straight into my balls, which was quickly
massaged into as her tongue travelled down my shaft and began working circles
around my butt and balls.
She was trying to learn, quickly, what I liked, and repeat
what worked. And I was helplessly giving her all the information she needed. My
body no longer belonged to me, but felt like it was working parasympathetically
with her whims.
The boundaries between my body and hers seemed to dissolve.
It felt like the tip of her tongue was exploring my insides, the sensation of
the tip of her tongue was enlivening a feathery poking feeling on the inside of
my body. The weight of her head, poised
over me like a dark moon, seemed destined to crush me to a pulp.
The orgasm was painful alright. My muscles were screwing up
tight, burning with the strain of orgasm, the firmer and stronger I felt to
her, and the more weight she experimented with forcing me to support. My
ribcage had begun to buckle inwards, and I was stuck in-between breaths. I felt
like a piece of paper trapped under a rock. While my body was lodged beneath
her lips, I was powerless but to feel the ticklish path traced by her tongue as
it rooted around my balls. It jiggled my balls and flicked my member out of the
way as it acted like it was searching for something, or trying to figure out
how to enter my body. I prayed she would not try to ram up my butt, and
clenched my butt cheeks as hard as possible.
Then all the air
seemed to race out of my body, and with it, muscle tension. I went slack and
numb like a ragdoll.
Her head was like a big black eclipse in the dark as she
surveyed me. Then it raced back down at me to apply a big kiss to my face that
tugged my head up off the mattress.
My thoughts spun and scattered as the weightless feeling
reasserted itself and I lost track of time.
*
The air was gray and quiet. I took a deep breath, and surprisingly
cool air raced into my lungs. It was still night. The occasional car grunted up
and down the roads outside.
My thoughts were weirdly sharp and skittish.
Anya had forgotten to put a new patch on me before she went
to sleep. The previous patch had worn off, and with it, the mental sluggishness
had melted away.
What was the situation? I was trapped inside a hotel room in
an unknown location, and only Anya knew where I was. Jennifer would think I was
back at my apartment. Raf and Natalie assumed I’d found temporary lodging. Samantha’s
state of mind was too mystifying to second guess, and if Darcy had responded to
my voice mail, it didn’t matter because I didn’t have my phone.
My phone.
Did Anya still have it?
Her Lanvin shoulder bag was lying near the bed, its
silhouette rising up off the ground like a big distressed leather hill, with a
gold chain shoulder strap that reflected the outside moonlight.
The zipless opening was covered by a flap secured with a metallic
clasp. I couldn’t open the clasp, but I could try and slide in under one corner
of the flap. So I climbed up the chain shoulder strap and forced myself beneath
the flap. It was like forcing myself through a mail box slot; the leather
grinded against my back and belly. I let
out my breath, sucking in my tummy, turning my head to the side, and kept
going. Reaching the opening, I wrenched myself over, took a deep breath and
tumbled head first into the black interior, thick with the smell of leather
mixed with spilt perfume and powdery, flowery cosmetic smells, which made me
dizzy before I’d even stopped falling.
It was too fast for me to put my hands out and brace my
landing; I hit something firm face first, and dazed, rolled onto my side.
Trying to ignore a eye-watering headache building up from
the intense, cloying fragrances, I began sweeping my hands around, identifying
objects by touch. Most objects were mysterious, but eventually I found
something that felt familiar. My phone.
Now I had to reverse the climb out while carrying it. In
desperation, I turned it side on and clamped it between my thighs, then started
up the interior bag’s satiny fabric wall, grasping with my hands, bracing my
feet against the material, digging my toes into it for grip while keeping my
thighs clenched together. This was harder than the climb in, but my tiny size
and muscle strength gave me abilities not possible at normal size.
Hauling myself up to the opening, I managed to pull myself
over, and drop, but became lodged in a tight space between the exterior bag and
the flap. I shuffled and wriggled, trying to free myself, until I began to feel
my phone loosening from between my legs. I stopped.
For several
panic-filled moments I was convinced I was trapped in the bag and destined to
wait until morning to be found, losing my chance to escape.
Trying to
remain rational, I reached down, clawing at the leather below to pull myself
out. Suddenly I popped free and collapsed onto the floor with my phone.
Clambering
to get upright, I put my phone on my lap and brought the screen up. My heart suddenly
felt like it was being squeezed by my ribcage. There were some texts from
Jennifer from earlier that night:
On a scale of your size to 100 i want u bad
The fact
this didn't make a lot of sense made me think it was a drunk text. My suspicion
grew with the next one, sent a couple of minutes after:
imagine lick an army of tiny jerries and i'd be
the leader we'd take over the world
—and
immediately after:
*like not lick. lol
fwiw i would also lick my army of tiny jerries :p:p:p
I typed a
reply:
I’d rather have an army of you
Then my
words ran out. It was stupid but the thought of anyone finding out about this was
shame-inducing. Worse, I was famous; this time it was going to get out and ruin
my profile. But for Jennifer to find out, of anyone…
She’d
already suffered this once. Once was an
accident. Twice was becoming a pattern. Why would she leave me on my own again
until it happened a third time? She’d respond by wrapping me up in her hand and
dragging me home if she had to. And ensuring I remained there.
My job,
gone. My independence, gone.
Then,
willing myself not to regret saying more, I hit send and the text screen
disappeared.
Who could I
tell about this? Natalie? – she couldn’t be trusted not to tell Jennifer anyway,
even if she meant well. I needed someone who could stay cool and not respond by
freaking out and doing something impulsive; and the pool of candidacy was
incredibly small. But if I didn’t hurry up and choose someone it would be
morning, Anya would get up and then my tiny hope of escape would be snuffed.
She might even get up to go to the bathroom any second, and inconveniently
remember that I wasn’t wearing a patch and seek to rectify that error ASAP.
Another
problem: what if Anya found the phone and realized I was using it? Any message
needed to be vague enough to give me a plausible denial. I started tapping out
a text, but what I read back sounded unintelligible. That was good if Anya
found it, but not good if the recipient didn’t understand it, or take it
seriously.
Every
passing second was pure anxiety. The half-metabolized drugs lingering in my
system didn’t help.
Terrified
Anya would wake up any second, I ran on wobbly legs into the main living area. At
my size, the beige wainscoting was less like interior walls, and more like the
tall sides of skyscrapers hemming me in. The floor stretched on like the floor
of a lecture hall. Shadows cast from immense furniture ran long over everything,
absorbing me completely in darkness as I passed.
A low,
feminine groan from the bedroom.
A chill
through my body. I froze on the spot.
Bed springs
creaked.
Anya’s
colossal form appeared in the doorway, her lashes rose and fell with fatigue-heavy
blinks. My breath surged like a river. Before I could glimpse whether she’d
seen me, her feet were driving ahead, fast filling up my perception as they lifted
and swooped with airy whumps, straight in my direction. She’d seen me. On a
shadowy patch of carpet I stood rooted to the spot.
Run!
My breath
trembled inside my lungs. I couldn’t move.
Her feet
came bowling at me, filling the sky, and dropping, while the rest of her seemed
to shrink away behind them with every step. The rest of her was floating toward
the ceiling, unseen behind her pale wrinkled soles. She had slender, graceful
feet and an oddly angelic, weightless gait, hypnotizing me with their rhythmic motions,
toenails glimmering like polished glass as they shifted in and out of my sight,
swiftly aligning closer and closer with my nose. At this momentum, if
even her pinky toe landed on my head, it would knock my lights out.
She was
still half-asleep and the floor was another world a long way down, a
hypothetical world inhabited only by dust mites, lint, specks of grit and
whatever had flicked off the bottom of her shoes; nothing that lived in the
carpet fibers was important enough to notice.
Her left
foot made a lightning fast arc through the airspace, and came swinging into my
face like a bowling ball set to knock me like a pin. She wasn’t stopping; she hadn’t seen me. She was oblivious to my
presence on the floor. I realized this too late and was a fraction of a second
from being squashed and smoothed into the crevices under her toes.
But by some
luck her big toe barely sailed over. But the tip of the toenail scraped
sensitively over the crown of my head, giving me a rapid, painful scalp massage
that prickled my skull.
The floor
quaked behind me before she disappeared into the bathroom. Maybe so much
alcohol from an after gig drinking session.
I ran to
the side of the room, hiding in a big shadow. Finished, she returned to the
bedroom and seemed to go back to sleep. I came out of the shadow. Every extra
moment I spent on the floor now sent chills through my body, hyper aware I’d
narrowly avoided one of her soles accidentally punching me down into a cute
sticker decoration for the floor. Or having my head accidentally tweezered
between two of her toes and forced to cushion the ball of her foot for a couple
of steps before falling out.
Overwhelmed,
I stood in one place, digging my toes into the carpet, thinking…thinking…
The TV stand was one of the lowest objects in the room, but
still too high for me to reach the card. The closest object to the stand was a
dining chair, then the coffee table, and then the couch and sofas. Applying
some ‘the floor is lava’ logic and some flying leaps, there was a feasible
pathway from the floor to the TV stand.
I stepped up to the front of a couch. The base was over
triple my height. At normal size, it would have been impossible to climb a
vertical fabric wall, but my tiny fingers and nails could dig into the grainy
Chenille fabric, and at the weight of a tennis ball meant less resistance by
gravity. Lucky for me the couch wasn’t smooth leather, which would have
provided no means to grip.
Soon I had made up the base, the sofa sunk under my feet
with each step across the seats, then I pulled myself up onto the armrest.
Standing at
the edge of the armrest, I leapt onto the seat of the fabric-base chair near
the glass-top kitchen table, my tiny lightweight body capable of greater
acrobatic distance in flight. Landing on the seat, I made a second jump across
to the TV stand, landing on my hands and knees by the folded Hotel card
containing the swipe pass which, up close, was the size of a small rug. There
was also a guest notepad and pen, both inscribed with the Hotel name and logo –
‘The Abruxo’. It can’t have been the same one in Tiferno, but a different one
in the chain.
Lifting the
pen and balancing it, I scrawled messily on the top sheet:
Then tore
it off and took it back into the bedroom. With the phone propped up against the
wall, I held up the paper and took a selfie. Using a website to encrypt the
photo with a password, I then logged into my email and attached the photo. The
email said:
The password is yesimanidiot.
It struck
me I could just sent the message in the body of the email but the drugs made me
paranoid about Anya getting into my emails, as unlikely as that was.
I deleted
the photo. Then, hand hovering over the screen – why was it so hard? – I delete
the email. Without sending it. Perverse relief coursed through me.
Until I
brought up my sent emails folder and confirmed, I had accidentally sent it. I
stared at the page a moment longer, until I grew disappointed with myself, and
not sure why. For everything? – Being here. Being unable to get myself out. Being
unable to express that I needed help.
My phone
had a reply from Jennifer, even now, at 2.46 AM. It said:
so cocky arent we haha
u can barely handle 1 of me, literally. but if ur down to prove urself ill put
my big toe in ur hands n u can lift my foot up. an if u can do that &u like
xtra challenge ill lift my other foot off the ground at the same time ballerina
style. thatll show me huh? >:p
This sent a
shiver up my spine considering the unfortunate coincidence that Anya had nearly
stepped on me earlier.
Then I
thought: what would Jennifer do if she was me? She would never have sent the
email. I quickly put that thought out of mind. She would try everything,
explore everything, search every inch of the room for an escape, or a tool, or
something, anything. By pure luck I had this window of time while Anya
was asleep again, so I needed to rely on my own wits to figure out how to
escape.
Wide awake
now, I quickly assessed my situation: I was trapped inside a Hotel room with a
gigging pop star slumbering in the room, intent on keeping me as a personal
keepsake to keep her company on tour.
My heart
was thundering like a spooked stallion. And not totally in beat. It couldn’t
take more nights like this for much longer or it was going to give out from excitement.
Suddenly I was in motion again, crossing the floor, reaching
the perimeter of the room, sweeping around for passages out of the main living
room area. It seemed to take forever to cross rooms at my size, but I was
determined, no, desperate.
But I was in for disappointment. The gap under the main door
was too narrow, and there were no windows open. I found myself following the
perimeter of the room like a prison inmate, or a trapped animal.
Except…
…How could I have forgotten? – I’d felt the cool breeze the
moment I’d woken up. Plus, the sound of the cars had been sharp and clear.
There had to be a window open.
Dizzy with hope, I stumbled back into the bedroom and stared
up. Midway up the wall, the great glass face of the window shutter opened slightly
into the glittering night outside, partly obscured by the shades, from which
the cool air filtered in.
For the second time, I went into Anya’s handbag for a
climbing tool, clawing up the leather, entering the poorly ventilated pocket of
dizzying hyper-fragrance, and feeling around in the pitch black. Finally I
hefted out a pack of dental floss. I unwound a generous length, and, holding
onto the loose end, spun the pack around my head like a lasso and threw it up
at a lamp protruding horizontally from the wall. It sailed short and fell back
down onto the carpet. On the third try, it went over. Then I created a loose
knot and pulled the loose end. The pack lifted from the carpet until its weight
kicked in, and the knot tightened.
Then, taking the loose end, I climbed up onto the bed where
Anya was dozing, and positioned myself at the head, facing the window.
The sky outside was like deep blue mist. Still plenty of
time before morning.
Gripping the end of the floss, I ran and leapt over the bed
edge, and swung through the air beneath the lamp. The gap in the window came
flying towards me just over my head. The floss reeled backwards and I pushed
off from the wall, swinging towards the window again, and back to the wall, and
again to the window, trying to get some momentum until every swing brought me a
little closer to the gap.
After several swings, I had enough momentum, and steeled
myself to make the leap.
At the last second, the pane shivered as a fan of cool air
breezed into my face. If a draught had caused the window to drop at wrong
moment I could’ve been paste. I lost my nerve and the floss drew back again.
Just one more swing…
For a second, there was just the sound of my heart in my ears.
Then—
My phone’s ringtone. An incoming call.
The bedsheets rustled.
The floss slipped through my hands but I caught it at the
last second. I reached the height of my swing without jumping, and the window
began to recede again, while my heart pounded.
There was a feminine squeal of surprise, and the sheets were
kicked off violently –
BANG
The cool air fanning inside was instantly cut off like a
switch, and now there were a pair of cyan-nailed fingertips grasping a small
knob on the inside window frame.
The ringtone had stopped.
Her voice hummed as if ironically thrilled; relief from
having caught me.
“I SHOULDN’T HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT’S A BIG NO-NO LITTLE GUY.”
Her statuesque form bent over me, hands on her thighs,
studying me as my floss lifeline wobbled in front of her face.
“I KNOW; SO BORING COMING BACK TO THE HOTEL ROOM AFTER A
GIG,” she murmured, “AFTER THE ADRENALINE HAS COME DOWN.”
Her eyelids were heavy with sleep but her pupils were fixed
on me. When I said nothing, she leaned closer and sent a stinging blast of her mouthwash-flavored
breath straight into me, sending me spinning around.
She straightened and drew back.
“LEMME THINK AND I’LL FIND SOME FUN LITTLE THINGS FOR YOU TO
DO…”
I let out a yelp as suddenly her fingertips spread apart in
front of me, only to close firmly, trapping my tiny entirely. The air rushed
past as I was lifted; I dropped the floss before it burned through my palms. My
skin tingled under the force of her menthol breath.
She dropped me into the stale lacy black pouch of a stocking
and tied it to the end to a bedpost while she caught another few hours’ sleep.
* * *
It was dark, which was weird because I was sure it should be
morning. Soft fabric was pressing into my body and the smell of fresh laundry
was all around. A cacophony of confusing sounds played. Footsteps clunked over
hard floor, passing back and forth; seeming too close; every time seeming about
to stand on me. Drawers and cabinets opened and closed. An electronic beeping.
“– OH NO…”
Male laughter.
“UM, SO GUYS I THINK THE MICROWAVE IS TOO POWERFUL IT NUKED
HIS BURRITO.”
Nothing made sense; I was drugged again.
Vibrations rolled through my body to the sound of very low.
There was a queasy swinging sensation, left, then right. I was inside a big
vehicle as it was turning. It took another long, labored bout of concentration
to put together that it was Anya’s tour bus. The laundry smell told me I must
have been inside a luggage bag with clothes. The bus seemed familiar; in fact,
on various days I awoke to find myself in the bus, surrounded by chatting,
laughter, noises – not to mention drinking.
“THINK I’LL HAVE TIME FOR A GYM SESSION AFTER THE MEET AND
GREET?” came Anya’s voice, sounding slightly tipsy. “OTHERWISE I’M GOING TO
HAVE TO USE THIS FOR WORKOUTS—”
“THAT’S A HANDRAIL.”
“NOW IT’S A STRIPPER POLE.”
The engine vibration became sensitive, acute, and for some
reason, sourced at my leg. A little light flashed, giving me a glimpse of the
dim fabric interior I was trapped in. A mesh pocket, allowing some air inside.
The light was from a screen; my phone. I dragged myself across the fabric
towards it. The low battery symbol flashed in the corner, texts, missed calls
going to voicemail, an email.
I pulled up my inbox first. The email said nothing. Totally
blank.
I stared hard at the screen, confused. Then I noticed the
photo attachment. Downloading it, I pulled it up on my screen. It was a selfie
of Samantha, sitting in a chair fixing the phone camera with a displeased
stare. She was holding up a piece of paper with writing on it which said:
I wracked my brains to remember the message I’d sent her. Then it became clear, and my heart sank. The email had been too ambiguous. She thought I was having an affair with Anya.
She must have read the 'HELP' meaning not to rescue me, but to help me keep the
‘affair’ a secret from Jennifer.
…I was, of course, assuming the ‘she’ in the message
referred to Anya, and not Jennifer.
Before I could check the texts and voicemail, my phone
battery died and my brain drowned under the fabric-softener scented darkness
again.
Chapter 58: Hide and Seek Part 2 by Zerda
Back home, pacing the
room like a caged animal, Jennifer dialed the number from Natalie’s text. It was
only when the phone started ringing it hit her.
Samantha
was in prison.
Duh, ‘cause I put her there. Booyah.
That crossed
her out as suspect number one –big sigh of relief – but now what? The cops? Or straight back to Bayside Intelligence Inc.?—
”Pronto.
Who is this?” A woman’s voice answered.
She hadn’t
expected anyone to pick up. Weren’t phones confiscated when you went to prison?
Had to be the wrong person; one of the digits in the phone number must have
been incorrect. And going by the woman’s unexpected accent, it might have been
one of the area code numbers or something.
“Jen
Tomlin. And who’s this?”
“I had my
number unlisted,” the woman said. “How did you get it?”
Jennifer
rolled her eyes, ready to hang up at any moment. A dead end: no need to burn any more precious time on it.
“It sounds
like I’ve got the wrong number. Sorry, you are…?”
“Who are
you trying to call?”
It was the
suspicion in the woman’s voice. There was something behind it. She didn’t sound
anything like the way Jennifer had imagined: some generic SP airhead who
considered Jerry a notch in her ‘fuck a celebrity’ belt. But the instinct was
undeniable: it had to be her. Samantha. She just knew it.
On a whim, she
put on an entirely different voice and said:
“Oh, I’m
sorry, I’m going about this all wrong. You’re totally right, you would have no
idea who I am. Let me start again. I’m Jerry Mousseau’s publicist. And –
correct me if I’m wrong – but I understand you’re a close friend of his.”
“I am
independent,” The woman mused aloud. She sounded a little nervous. Why? Was she
starting to feel the heat now? Was that it? “And he is independent. So, no,
it’s not that simple.”
“Oh, but he’s
told me a lot about you. The thing is – I’m just straight up now – he’s in
trouble. ‘Trouble’, wow that’s a terrible way to put it. He’s in a delicate
situation. I’m just running back and forth in the background trying to assist
where I can.”
The
vulnerability in the woman’s voice evaporated.
“What is
the serious business enquiry here?”
“If we
start working on this right now, we can prevent it from becoming serious business. How do I put this? Lately, Jerry’s been
fumbling with control over his image. My team is trying to nip a potential
blowup of public speculation about his fidelity.”
The woman
muttered something under her breath. She sounded knowingly disappointed.
Oh yeah, fake those scandalized vibes, Jennifer thought. You’re full of it and I’ve got you, hunny.
She had
Jerry. Why else would she be so defensive? She had him.
“And how
does this involve me?” the woman said. “I don’t understand.”
She tried
to keep her cool. She had to keep sounding helpful, drunk on caffeine, and morally
questionable:
“My team
and I are doing all the hard stuff. We need to deflect the heck out of this
thing before it becomes a runaway train, taking Jerry –and anyone else he’s
involved with—along for the ride. Knowing who Jerry sleeps with is way off my
personal give-a-crap meter. It doesn’t make it onto the list of things I toss
and turn about when I go to sleep at night. But Jerry hires me to care. I just
need to capture how big this is, save as many reputations as possible.”
The other woman
seemed to meditate on this, and Jennifer patiently let her. Let it sink in.
“So, some woman
would be shamed,” she said dismissively. “But it’s not unfair; it’s life.”
What?
Jennifer
needed a second. She was trying to reel out a hook for Samantha to impale
herself on, but the woman wasn’t budging. She’d dropped a pretty sweet breadcrumb,
though.
“There’s
just one woman?” Jennifer said,
trying—against all intuition—to sound relieved; to sound grateful. “Great. This is absolutely manageable. I just need to
clarify the tiniest thing, and me and my team can quarantine this so fast—”
A laugh
came from the other end of the phone.
“No, Ms
Tomlin. I know who you are—”
Jennifer
shut her mouth.
Fuck.
“—And I
know what you want.”
She decided
to double down, keeping her voice breezy and disaffected:
“Jerry must
have dropped my name into the conversation somewhere. He made what I do sound
like profit-hungry meddling, right? I beg to differ, we’re an unstoppable
team.”
“You—no,
listen—you are a journalist. The worst kind. You call me and you lie to me and
you think I’ll tell you anything. No. This conversation is over.”
Dull heat
rose into her cheeks. Her eyes narrowed, and her mouth was moving before she
could stop it.
“You’re the worst kind, and you know
exactly what I’m talking about.”
Finally,
the other woman’s voice held some kind of emotion; a flicker of restrained
rage.
“Ms Tomlin,
I will find out your publication and sell my story to your competitor.”
Now
Jennifer laughed.
“Have fun.
Tell me how it works out.”
There was
no response, only typing sounds over the phone. Then it stopped.
“You take his
fiancée’s name,” the woman muttered. “She must think that slander.”
“I am Jerry’s fiancée!” Jennifer burst
out, trying to figure out whether she’d just been insulted or given a weird
compliment.
The other
end was silent for a long time. Then:
“So, you exist. You're not a convenient fiction. I began to wonder.”
Her voice
was maddeningly calm again.
Now Jennifer
began to feel, not angry, but – not afraid – cautious. Her powers of manipulation only worked after carefully
reading someone. But this woman was a freaking Rorschach blot.
“You
figured out I exist. Great job. But I beat you: I figured out you existed a long time ago…And a lot of
other stuff about you, as well. Now, you can try to zero yourself from the feds,
see how long that works. Or you can just lay it all out right now and tell me where Jerry is.”
The woman
seemed to want to say something. Jennifer held her breath, thinking there was a
seventy or so percent chance the phone would disconnect. But instead –
“You must
talk to him. I won’t contribute to this.”
The change
of mind was even more offensive than pure silence. Like this was a game.
But the woman
had put her foot in it again. She didn’t even pretend to act surprised. If she
was totally innocent she wouldn’t have known Jerry was even missing. The P.I.
said they needed reasonable suspicion or probable cause for a search warrant. Did
a suspicious lack of surprise count?
“Oh, you will contribute, or your ass is getting
served.”
The woman
sighed.
“It’s like
fashion. If, the first time, it was a mistake, I don’t try it out, the exact
same thing, a second time.”
There was
another explanation for the woman’s calmness, Jennifer realized, growing
panicked. It was genuine; she was innocent. She genuinely did not understand that
Jerry was in trouble. And that would mean this entire phone call was a
desperate mistake.
“Okay,”
Jennifer said, fighting a losing battle to stay calm, “this is where you tell me: Where he is, why he’s not answering his phone, and how neither of
those are your fault.”
The woman’s
voice changed. Not just her voice, her whole phone presence. She started to sound worried.
“I have
another suggestion. I will find him and return him. And no more questions.”
"Oh, uh
uh. No. I’m handling this. Tell me where he is.”
“Ms Tomlin,
you think the absolute worst of me, when I want the same as you. My way is more straightforward.”
Jennifer let
out a laugh.
“I can
click my fingers and have an agency pull up hundreds of records before you’ve
even out of your front door.”
“An agency
will make your search very intense and very short. You will be reported to the SPPD
Threat Management people for suspicion of celebrity stalking. Now, what you need, more than anything, is not
that.”
“I am not a stalker,” the words seethed out. “I’m
his guardian and I can prove it!”
“They will
mistake you for stalking his…friend,” the woman corrected. “She’s a celebrity.”
Jennifer
caught the ironic emphasis on the word ‘friend’ and her lip curled down.
“Oh. Right.
Uh huh. So, which trash net subscription told you that?”
“He told me.”
She felt
out of breath as if she’d been sprinting.
This
couldn’t really be happening.
First Stuart, and now Je…
She
couldn’t even finish the thought. The weight of impending agony threatened to
crush her.
This
couldn’t be real. It was worse than anything.
“That’s
it,” she said, suddenly striding through the house. “Enough. Done. I’m going to
SP.”
She was on
the verge of screaming or crying, and wondered if it was possible to snap a
smartphone like a wafer, just for the satisfaction of making the call come to a
violent end.
The other
woman cautioned her again, told her to wait, insisted ‘my way is better’ and made
other noises in her patronizing accent – until Jennifer punched the ‘end call’
symbol on her phone with almost enough force to send her sharp nail through the
screen.
Chapter 59: 5 Star Prison Cont'd by Zerda
The bright lit hotel room seemed to darken. The ceiling turned into the
creased underside of Anya’s pale sole as it lowered softly onto my prone body,
snatching the light away as it did so. It was painfully cold from touching
upon the bathroom tiles while she took a leisurely phone call in front of the
mirror. As the sole lifted again, her big toe remained lowered, driving into my
ribs a little, bracing itself on my collarbone, just under my throat as she
carefully shuffled her other foot to secure her balance. Every time I expanded
my chest to breathe the toenail poked in between two of my ribs.
Daily drug patches made my body floppy and unresisting, I felt so
weighty, like I was already squished to the floor, and stared at the foot while it played with my body parts.
The drugs also made everything seem new and strange. In my
distorted view, Anya had transmogrified into a supernatural creature, a Goddess
who lived in clouds on the ceiling, and with bursting adoration, reached down and
touched me with her fingertips, sending my miniaturized nerve endings firing
and tingling. While the sensation of her toes creeping all over made me feel
like a tiny helpless baby being kneaded and massaged by the soft palms of a
huge mother figure.
Each day, I
became more sluggish, she treated me more like a tiny unmoving object, pincered
up in the easy grip of fluorescent cyan-painted finger or toenails, turning me
over in her hands and fidgeting with my body parts in her spare time.
As her ‘Beautiful Mistake’ tour carried on, I
was nightly given my own private, up close tours of her body.
She still
thought I was a good luck charm, and before concerts rubbed my chest and belly
like she was polishing a little magic lamp, and finishing the good-luck ritual
by planting a black lipstick kiss on my face.
No concert today, it was 'foot rest' day. Her feet still ached from yesterday's concert, and I was lined up to play the
rope in a game of tug-o-war between two rival teams: her left foot and right
foot.
As the
sounds of late night TV dominated the airspace, the undersides of her powdery
soft feet dominated my view. They started by tilting my head back and forth,
rearranging the positioning of my limbs. The ceiling light seemed to flutter on
and off as her toenail edges fanned back and forth in front of my face.
As she
adjusted her balance, the big toe lifted off my chest and the soft rounded
underside of her second toe – like a ball of pale putty – made an accidental
swipe over my face, before stabilizing itself on my brow. I obediently kept my
head still, not wanting the icy pressure of the toe to slip and accidentally compress
my head. The nail tip dug into my scalp to prevent my head from moving anyway.
Soft, cold weight moved back and forth over my face before the second toe
lifted, and the big toe settled back onto my upper chest.
For a
little longer, she enjoyed the feeling of my warm body nudging up into the
bottom of her chilled foot. I was rolled onto my front and sandwiched under the
ball of her foot, and then her heel rested on top of my head while she angled
her foot up and stretched her toes. The weight wasn’t too bad at first, but
after several seconds my head began to pound. It was dismal to feel
like I was viewing the world like a marble trapped under a boot.
Once I
started to groan and squirm for reprieve, she remembered me again and the
pressure mercifully lifted. Then the opposite heel mounted my head. As her toes
curled and splayed, the heel vaguely rolled its weight from the back of my head
to the front, and each side. My forehead began to pound again as my head welled
up with pressure.
When she
decided she’d stretched her toes enough, her toenail then poised at my side,
slipping in between my ribs to keep me secured. She had started to rely on her
toenails as a convenient form of pinning me, lodging one softly against my
torso or scalp whenever she repositioned her weight. Her toenails had a
tendency of selecting parts which gave her the best grip, and unluckily these
tended to be especially sensitive and uncomfortable for me. Her favorite method
was to hook in under my ribs or jaw.
I watched with
regret as her toe joint rippled with a powerful flex, curling tight, before
snapping, out. The flat nailtop acted like a spatula and I was flipped sharply
like a pancake, my back slapping onto the carpet.
She
collected some white hotel-issue slippers and then a pair of toes groped for my
face, plucking me off the ground by my head and stuffed me down the length of
the slipper. Insulated in the dim fuzzy toe end, I was suddenly rubbed back and
forth against the terry cloth ruffles lining the slipper floor until my body felt raw all over.
Light flashed in and out, and then blackness as a chubby toe pad rudely clapped
over my face and held there for as long as possible, filling my head with
sweat-rich air. Some minutes went by as I blacked out…
*
Wordless murmuring came in pulses. Then, with a pop, my
hearing tweaked, the blood vessels stopped throbbing and the sound switched into background TV chatter.
Thick with
the mass and heat of Anya’s now very warm, and slightly sweaty foot, the inside
slipper had grown dark. The trapped air was very stuffy, nothing like the cooled Hotel room. My skull
felt like it was stuffed with cotton, I was sticky with sweat and bent around
the underneath of her toes, adhering to them like squishy gum. The toes shifted
around, and every time one of their mass left my side, there was a moist
squelch.
As Anya got up from the sofa, and journeyed from kitchenette to bathroom and back to the lounge area, her boisterous walking motions caused my head to slip in between the
big toe and second toe, while her third toe pushed down slightly into my
stomach, and my dick had incidentally ended up pressed between it and the
fourth toe.
Every footstep turned the slipper into an airborne spacecraft that lifted, floated, shot forward, and then crashed with impact, sending recoil through my bones. The thin padding of the slipper floor was barely enough to protect my tiny body from damage. This earth-shattering footstep motion happened again and again. I am attached to a
walking foot, I thought.
Not that I could think very clearly. Every time her foot lifted from the ground to take a step,
her toes scrunched my head to grip it, to prevent me from bouncing all around the toe section like a pinball. At brisk walking speed, these scrunches came
with punishing machinelike persistence, one every half second. My head tingled from having the circulation so forcefully palpated.
She deliberated over a drink in the kitchen area, where the dull weight of her
foot settled on me for a few minutes. Her toes shuffled around, probing, rolling me onto my back, then my
front, then shifting over my spine, tapping, probably not even aware she was doing it.
Later, her
boyfriend came to visit the hotel room. I had since learned his name was
Paxton.
He’d
brought some food and they sat at the small table by the kitchen and ate. I lay
on the tiled floor on my back, staring up at the wood grain running along
beneath the table while their chatting voices bounced back and forth across the
ceiling while a TV blared.
The ‘conversation’
below the table consisted of the toe knuckle cracks of Paxton’s scrunching toes,
and soft taps of Anya’s light blue toenails as they softly raked back and forth
over the tiles, as she had discarded the slippers. Flirting and ribbing each
other, neither was aware of what their feet were doing, but the sounds and
motions were inescapable to me.
Something
huge landed on me and the world was squashed down to darkness.
While my
head spun with stars, more large objects clambered onto me, linking around my
left arm and leg and whipping me out from the grasp of Anya’s pale, cold feet.
Now I found myself racing away, dragged by Paxton’s thicker toes, which had
tufts of hair on the knuckles, over to his side of the floor.
Anya
laughed and her foot sped at me, delicately pinching my waist between her big
toe and second toe, and giving me a quick wrench. My body jolted but Paxton’s
toes curled tighter, until my limbs started to go numb. Anya’s other foot
slammed down on the foot holding me, and the toes loosened. In the same instant,
she whipped me back over to her side, and triumphantly arranged her toes along
the length of my body to protect it.
The soft bulb
of her littlest toe repeatedly positioned and repositioned itself over the
terrain of my face. Every time it lifted delicately, the slightly grimy
underside of her cyan toenail hovered over my eyes.
The hairy
toes returned and started trying to nip at me. The gaps between his toes were
darkened by sock fuzz, which emerged into view anytime his toes splayed to
grasp me. They also retained the odor of having worn a sweat-drenched sock.
This game
carried on as they ate, one foot snatching and dragging me to one side, sliding
my tiny body around on the floor out of reach of the other, until inevitably I
was snatched back and dragged the other way.
Finally,
Anya snatched me and placed the soles of both feet upon my body, side by side,
completely covering me from view. Now I was not only holding up the weight of
her feet, but her legs as well, and the squeeze this placed on my body was
unimaginable. I played the role of a foot cushion for the rest of Paxton’s
visit, and only after he left the Hotel room, the weight lifted.
Alone with me again, she began
delicately ‘drawing’ on my front and face with the tip of one toe, which
tingled my numbed skin. The fact I was lying under the table and couldn’t see
her upper half made this even more degrading, like I was a stray piece of
inanimate junk that she was absently toying with, something not even worth
looking at.
As her toe
bumped my erection, she paused, and the moment stretched forever as she decided
whether to frustrate or relieve me. She was my sole source of sexual release,
and I practically salivated over the promise of her pudgy white toes, like
balls of dough, slightly waxy with sweat, kneading and stretching my comparatively
small organ. The much larger sole sometimes came in trap me beneath it like a
mattress, pinning me until I stopped squirming in sexual agony, so that her toe
could carry on milking without struggle.
Feeling
that I was aroused, she slid me out from under the table and playfully walked
her toes in a creeping motion up to where I lay on my back. Her eyes held on me.
“KISS ME,” she
said.
Before I
could respond, the underside of her toe loomed in, a broad, flat flesh print easily
capable of covering up my entire face. It carefully lined itself up with my head and the world began to shadow over as it lowered...
I turned my head to the side. She flipped my head back with a deft flick of her big toe. I turned my head sideways again. She flipped it back. Now my neck ached, I gave up, watching the toe print draw nearer and nearer. Then the pad alighted upon my head, while Anya drew her calf up gracefully to balance the toe in place. It lifted only to wiggle provocatively against my lips to mimic a long, loving kiss.
* * *
While the tour bus was on the road, I was stored in a mesh
pocket of Anya’s duffel bag, and taken into a hotel room later in the day,
where I slept overnight. Only, this morning she had left earlier than usual,
and forgot to pack me away on the bus, leaving me on my own in the hotel room.
She must have realized and told Paxton put me into the bus,
because he entered the room to find me. A new patch was pressed onto my chest,
and when that failed to shut me up, he stuck another one on my back, and a
third on my stomach, until my reflexes were totally annihilated. Then, after he’d left, I sat on the pillow of Anya’s bed
virtually unmoving, her perfume surging through my airways.
Minutes trickled by. My cardio system relaxed to almost the
point of arrest. Every fluttering beat was agonizingly palpable. My stomach
swooped as I nearly passed out a couple of times.
Some near blackouts later, when the brightness coming
through the window had shifted a little, there was knocking at the room’s door.
Without hesitation, the lock clunked and
footsteps briskly swept in and shifted around the rooms. For some minutes there
were rustling sounds. Then the footsteps broke into the bedroom. It was a young
woman wearing a maid’s uniform; hotel housekeeping staff.
At first she didn’t notice me. Then she paused and her eyes
fixed on me with what seemed to be amusement. She leaned over me, blocking out
the ceiling with her bust alone.
For a second I wondered if she’d grab me and take me away for herself, or toss me
out with the other trash she was collecting. Instead, her intentions were less
malicious, but not less uncomfortable for me.
Her hand reached down, forefinger and thumb separating
enough for my head to fit between, and emanating the tang of cleaning agents.
The pad of each soft digit took my scalp just above my ears and submitted it to
a soft squeeze. She seemed to be discerning whether I was a toy or a freakily
realistic model. Seemingly surprised my head was not hollow or squishy and did
not collapse like putty, she gave my head another squeeze, this time firmer.
Still, my head held up. Intrigued, she drew her fingertips around the top of my
head; the pressure ran around until her forefinger touched at the back of my
head and the thumb was planted over my eyes. She squeezed again, this time even
harder, until my skull tingled. Luckily the drug suppressed pain otherwise it
would have been agonizing.
The pressure traced down, stopping on either side of my
neck, which was also squeezed a couple of times. The bands of muscle were
stretchier than my skull, each squeeze brought her fingerpads very close
together. It was not so painful as unpleasant from the feeling of blocked air
from my neck down, all down my torso.
Giving my neck a rest, she stroked my tiny abs, tracing and
poking the bulk of each abdominal muscle separately with a wandering
fingernail. Suddenly her fingertips dropped from my stomach to scoop up my
penis just by the tip.
With no erotic intention on her part, it was stretched out
to its limit, and then unthinkingly, stretched out even more, as she inspected
it dispassionately. Grinding pressure started at the tip as she rolled it back
and forth to see it from every angle. The warmth of this pressure climbed up my
shaft and lodged inside my balls. Quickly, the bloodflow was banging through my
length. The rest of my body was starting to prickle with growing numbness as
blood surged into my groin, and the pressure in my head seemed to climb to the
verge of agony.
The tip of my penis was pulled sharply upwards, stretched to
bursting point so the maid could have a better view of my balls. While her
thumb and forefinger kept my penis held up, her pinky delicately angled down to
brush back and forth over my sack.
My cardio system had been so neutered by drugs the arousal
shuddering through my system felt like it would shake me into pieces. One
orgasm and my heart would probably curl up and die, and the maid would never
know her idle squeezing and tactile exploration had done it.
I held on for as long as humanly possible, until finally the
maid placed me back down on the bed. She disappeared into the bathroom to
replace the towels before returning.
This time, she didn’t look at me, but without warning began
making the bed. With a whipping motion, the sheet tugged. I went tumbling over
the mattress, bounced off the wall and rolled under the bed.
A moment later, the maid’s gigantic face was gazing in at me
from the space below the bed, like some fairytale giantess. Next second, her
hand thrust under the bed and patted over me. I suffered a jab in the stomach
with a probing finger, which quickly decided my stomach would not provide her
good grip, and then trailed over my now half flaccid dick. I held my breath,
terrified she would grab it to lift me. Instead, she isolated my thigh and
tugged, dragging me over the carpet and suspending me upside down meters and
meters up in the air.
Her eyes ran up and down my body, giving it one last cursory
inspection to make sure I was clean. I was not, and her lips pursued at the
flecks of dust and fabric lint stuck on my skin. which now tickled all over
from bits of dust and fabric lint that were stuck on my skin.
There was a small, cool sucking sensation across my flesh as
the maid inhaled a gale of air and blew it out at me, face on. Her fierce
breath came blasting in like a small, hot explosion. Dust specks flew off my
body, while I shivered and squirmed weakly, trying to force my head away, but
the stormy air was everywhere. As suddenly as it had started, it was over,
leaving my eyeballs and nostrils stinging dry.
I was placed back down on the pillow of the now made bed,
and the door bumped shut.
Occasionally there were footsteps outside the room, and once
some murmuring voices, and later, soft laughter. Otherwise it was quiet.
Chapter 60: Hide and Seek Part 3 by Zerda
30,000 feet
in the air, surrounded by aimless white, she couldn’t tell if she was floating
or falling. She normally took plane flights well and was even intent on
smuggling Jerry along on a tandem skydive with her sometime (oh, and his own
tiny parachute!) – but right now her stomach lining was chewing on itself.
She
remembered fondly strapping the little trooper into a custom booster seat for
the first time. She had been cheerleading him at the beginning, but, hey –
keeping it real – this was how she’d always expected it would go down: he’d run
into a couple auditions, land a couple roles, score a couple low key credits,
and a funny story for a dinner party…
…Then he’d
have his first true painful rejection, his first big bad day. He’d do his Jerry
thing: withdraw into himself, quietly decide it was quits, let his apartment
lease lapse, unlist from his talent agency, come home, shrug, laugh sheepishly that
this acting stuff was a tough little motherfrikker to crack.
She would
smile knowingly and stroke him against her ribs and belly a couple of times by
way of a reassuring hug, but the whole time knowing the true reason he’d
abandoned the big city dream could not be explained by the occurrence of a
single bad day. He needed her, could not race far outside her orbit for very long without making himself sick and vulnerable, and maybe it shook his ego sometimes – that was
nothing to be ashamed about.
She had ego
for both of them: She could pluck him off the planet’s surface with ease and
become his entire world, keep him locked to her more faithfully than the Earth
held the moon. How had she lost him? –Great girlfriending there.
The plane came
skimming down over the runway, time started moving normally again. She was
dumped into the huge airport arrival terminal and switched off the airplane
mode on her phone. A small stream of missed calls poured in. A swell of relief
–
Now? What took you so—?
—It wasn’t
Jerry.
Her heart
sunk. How quickly she would have forgiven everything for the sound of his voice.
Embarrassing.
Keep it together, girl! Put your strong, fierce
woman face on. You sound like a sad, freakin’ little fan girl.
She
redialled the missed call number. An accented voice pushed down the line in
reply, not so smooth as before, but now slightly flustered, like a throaty yap:
“Where are
you?”
Her brow
hardened.
“Where am I?”
she said smoothly. “Well, how about dead center of crisis-ville?”
The other
woman ignored this.
“Your plane
has landed, so you are off—?”
“Are you tracing me? Oh, wow, not okay.
Buh-bye.”
“Okay, listen,”
the other woman was trying and failing to sound flippant, “don’t rush, don’t
freak out. Don’t leave the—”
She hung
up.
An Uber
sprinted her to Jerry’s apartment, and she burst inside.
“Jerry!”
she yowled, searching the studio, and then reminded herself to sound
affectionate. “Guess who? Surprise visit!”
She went
absolutely still and waited for the tiny squeak of excitement, but it didn’t
come. So, with a heavy breath this time, she tried again.
“Right
here, babe! Get off your little tush and come and greet the love of your life!”
She’d
always hated silence. But this silence was lethal. It was the uncertainty of
what it meant. Uncertainty was her poison; the purest form of lack of control.
Simply unbearable. She wailed just to fill the empty air and the sound rattled
out of the opened window, outside where the entire city sprawled, still
unchecked, unsearched.
Overwhelmed,
she flopped down on his full size bed and buried her head into the pillow. Only
to get another rush of that foreign perfume, acutely tangled around the pillow.
Maid? Kiss my ass. That is not what is going on
here.
And the
scent was on her. Oh yuck.
Letting out
a growl, she clawed his pillow up, and fished around in her handbag for a
lighter. She didn’t smoke but these things could be fun and useful anyway. But
the lighter was dead so she threw the pillow out the window.
She was
about to shower the imposter scent off when she heard a noise outside.
Staggering out to see, she stopped face to face with a woman with long dark hair
leaning back on the hood of a black Lexus, her pre-tanned arms folded patiently
watching her through mascara-hooded eyes.
“Excuse me," Jennifer said, "You live
here?”
If so, was
a last known sighting of Jerry asking for too much? Probably pushing it.
Meanwhile,
she began moving to the side and peering through the barred fence into the
common courtyard. He couldn’t have been stuck in there; he was small enough to
fit through the bars.
“I don’t.
The rooms are a little small, I think.”
She stopped
and stared in disbelief. The other woman held her stare with dark brazen eyes.
No.
That
accent. It was actually her. The woman on the phone: Samantha. The woman who
had taken Jerry for a month.
Taken—? Really?
‘Cause
these days it was starting to sound a lot like Jerry had just happily strolled
right into her house.
“You’re actually following me,” she said to no
one, just to hear the absurd statement aloud.
“You’re one
of a million hoping for a glimpse of her,” Samantha replied, placing one hand
on the car hood and leaning into it. “What are you going to do if you get it?”
It came out
without any forethought:
“Simple.
Slap that bitch off the planet.”
She wasn’t
totally sure who the venom in her voice was directed at: The mystery paramour, or the woman
standing in front of her, or Jerry.
Samantha
didn’t blink, and there was sympathy in her staid expression. But Jennifer
didn’t want her sympathy.
“You’re wearing your running shoes.” She nodded at Jennifer’s sneakers. “You’ll
need them to run away after you slap her.” She added, “Or hopefully we can
think up something else. Subtle, you know?”
“Oh, the subtle part," Jennifer said flatly, "you didn’t
let me finish. Anyway, Jerry’s co-stars aren’t exactly A-list ‘golden girls’,
they’re more like copper alloy girls. Security won’t be any more stepped up
than a tiny dog yapping in a handbag. I’ve got this.”
“A lot of
girls talk about him,” Samantha considered aloud, “not just the actresses.”
At this,
her breath came out in a hot stream, all at once. This woman was making fun of
her now.
“Can I help
you?” she grunted. “Really, what is your reason for even being here right now?”
Samantha
lazily straightened from her car hood, and Jennifer watched the woman’s waxed
angular brow line rise above her own. The woman must have been at least as tall
as Stuart, and he was six foot. Her legs, long and tanned, gave her every inch
of that elevation.
“Actually,
I want to help you. But you must help me.”
“Well,
shit. How about you find Jerry and I’ll make you up a little gift bag for your
effort.”
“No joke,
we do this Jennifer. Because I want to get Jerry back, and then I want to talk
to you.”
Jennifer
scowled.
“’Do’ this?
I have already done this. This shit
is done all over – you should know.”
She pulled her phone out and lifted it, conveniently blocking out the woman’s
profile. “This one is for the cavalry now. The cops.”
Samantha
seemed to stiffen.
“Exactly
this – you—!” she exclaimed, flustered again, and lost her voice. She put a
hand to her face and composed herself, her voice coming out lower, forcibly
calm:
“You think
by surprising – by frightening people
they will give you what you want. Is she predictable like that?” She sounded
pained all of a sudden. “So, if you don’t frighten her? You make her angry. She
has a big reputation to protect, and Jerry may be more…disposable.”
“Whoa,
okay,” Jennifer exclaimed. “Back up. The only one frightening anybody is you.”
For an
instant, Samantha looked past her, doing a scan of the entire façade, not the
windows into Jerry’s room, but the other apartments. Then she said in a lower
voice:
“If you
want to do something that might get him hurt, I’m very sorry, but I must stop
you. Put away the phone. No cops.”
Jennifer’s
eyebrows descended dangerously as she took a step forward to retort, only to
get a flash of that perfume. Her
nostrils flared in outrage.
Samantha was royal crown princess of the pillow? It made no
sense; if she had Jerry, she would be running away, not in pursuit like this …Unless…
“Wait. This
girl….You’re her friend!” Her brain was spinning with connections. “Or are you
her agent? This a whole big
conspiracy you’ve got going on, and now you’re trying to throw me off her scent?”
Blinking back at her, Samantha replied:
“I know
this girl through business. In modelling, people
talk.”
“How dare
you let your creepy ‘business’ friends anywhere near my boyfriend’s apartment.”
“’Friend’
is too much; we have mutual connections.” Her voice grew firm: “I never let
anyone even see him anymore unless I trust them with my life.”
She went
on:
“This girl
is a singer. Anastasia Kozyrskyj,” and when Jennifer didn’t react, added: “Anya
Zarsky.”
...
...
...
Anya...?
How. Really, how?
Anya. Pfft.
Anya Fucking Zarsky!
Why?!
They had
danced to her music at Club Galaxy. And after the Club, when they’d gotten back
to his pad, she remembered singing one of the club songs in the shower.
A memory which now burned white hot.
That fake-ass
Halloween Lolita, what did he even see in her?! And wasn’t she on tour?
Then, her shoulders slumped. Tour. Oh no...
When her vision cleared, the other woman's dark eyes were holding on her, trying to interpret her silence. Finally she looked away.
"You don't know her." A statement, not a question.
Jennifer found herself shaking her head. Actually, her head refused to lower itself into a nod.
"Guess not."
Samantha
went on:
“What you
have to know is, Anya enjoys herself, likes to party—”
“So?” Jennifer
cut in, a little quickly, glaring from under her lashes. Her eyelids felt very heavy and kept trying to close. Having a name didn't make her feel any better.
"So…she
is addicted to cocaine. It’s one of those secrets that is not a secret."
Jennifer
stared, nonplussed.
“And that’s
relevant right now, why?”
When
Samantha spoke again her voice was gentle, but preoccupied:
“Jerry has
had a few little escapes all on his own. Maybe…he looks for them, sometimes.”
“You don’t
know Jerry.” Now she could hear her own voice growing wiry and taut. Defensive.
“He doesn’t do that. Period.” She was about to say something else, but on the
next breath, her throat made a reflexive heave. She swallowed hard and went
silent.
"I
know, myself, his little body is very soft to these things.”
Jennifer
fixed steely, wet eyes on Samantha. She was aware her mascara had run and the
other woman could plainly see it, but she didn’t care.
“Give it up,”
she said, and her voice came out ragged, as if she’d been winded. “Why are you
here? What do you want?”
Samantha
slid her designer sunglasses down over her eyes and padded around to the driver
side door of her car, hesitating without getting inside.
“We’ll talk
about it.”
“So talk.”
“Soon. I’m
booking this flight to Los Rivera, Anya sings there.”
“You think
Jerry will be there to see her?”
“The show
is not so important,” Samantha said. “We want to go to the after party. But it’s
an exclusive thing. Private list.”
Jennifer
looked her up and down.
“Tell me you’re on the list.”
“No, but my
friend does promo at the Firebird Hotel for these special parties. She hosts
and serves drinks, and wears a crazy outfit. But, anyway, I will try to talk
and see what she says, but she will probably say they won’t take us in.”
Jennifer’s
mind was working ahead.
“I’ll do it,” she shrugged, trying to
sound generous, not demanding. “Give me her digits.”
Samantha
pursed her lips.
“Nothing
illegal, I’m really not in the mood for it.”
“You asked
for my help.”
“If my
friend gets us into the party,” Samantha said, keeping her tone even, “we must
be polite and easygoing the entire time. No suspicion. No screaming. No
slapping. So, what do you think?”
“I want in.”
Samantha gave a half shrug.
“Then I
book you a seat on the plane. It’s no issue.”
Chapter 61: Foot Spa by Zerda
It was
night and I lay with Anya and Paxton on the hotel bed, whose linens were
scented with the sex they’d been having across the day. They were spooning,
Paxton wrapped against Anya’s back, with me tightly packed between his
stiffened groin and her plush butt. He had
pulled his aching member free and now, as he grinded Anya affectionately from
behind, the bulging tip stroked my body into the crevice of her butt cheeks.
Every time
I tried to take a breath his impatient member intruded into my face. Wanting
some peace, I wrenched myself around until I was facing the long shadowy cleft
of Anya’s crack, bordered on each side by a meaty pale moon. She let out a
pleasurable giggle of surprise at my movements, while the giant member at my
back rubbed back and forth over my scalp as Paxton’s hips commenced a grind
that was quickly building to orgasm.
In sheer
desperation to protect my face from an imminent wad of jizz, I dug my hands
into Anya’s butt crack in an attempt to peel it back a little, took a deep
breath, and plunged my face inside the sweaty valley. The huge meaty cheeks
crushed into the sides of my head, keeping my face packed in position like a
marble encased in dough. An instant
later, Paxton let out a groan and fluid spilled over the back of my head and
shoulder blades.
Anya’s butt
muscles clenched and suddenly my head was being pulled by its irresistible
shockwave of pressure, forced to tunnel deeper into her crack. It was as if a
vacuum was sucking, and no way of stopping it. Her boyfriend’s half-flaccid
dick blocked my other side, and as I went further in, the wall of his waist
intently moved closer in against Anya’s butt. The motion
stopped at the puckered knot of her anus, which quivered with excitement as my
head pressed it like a massaging probe.
Minutes
passed as I was trapped there, there was a increasing feeling of hardness and
tightness at the back of my shaved head as the semen dried. My stomach sunk in
dismay as I realized: my head was now stuck to the tip of his penis, like it
had been glued in place.
I tried
turning my head, this only increased the tight, hard feeling around my scalp,
like someone tugging my hair (if I’d still had hair). I tried kicking and thrashing, which only caused me to bounce and swing. I was so light and tiny
that my movement wasn’t enough to break the bond. Meanwhile his refractory
period had subsided, and now his dick was getting harder and harder against my
skull.
As he
shifted his hips and bumped Anya’s butt, my head was tugged and jerked around.
His penis was gently trying to get closer and closer against her butthole, but
my head was in the way, and getting poked about in the process.
He finally
let out a frustrated grunt and went to slide away from her.
“I’VE GOT
TO TAKE A LEAK,” he mumbled.
For a
second, my head was being pulled in opposite directions; by Anya’s glutes in
front, and Paxton’s dick from behind. There was a rapid, smooching pressure
over my face before the wrinkled hole escaped while I flew upwards. The tight
feeling in my head suddenly gained arresting strength and control over my
entire body, effortlessly hoisting me up through the air. Then it stopped,
leaving me seemingly levitating.
Feeling
light tugging at his groin, Paxton had stepped back and spied me dangling
between his legs, the back of my head stuck to the end of his now raging
erection. As he stared down at me, his arousal grew, hardening up his dick even
more, until his pulse was hammering away at my skull. My head was caught in a
tight, throbbing trap and felt like it would pop.
He shifted
back and forth on his feet as he tried to observe me from directly above, and
his motions caused me to bob back and forth. A ripple of extreme discomfort
coursed through my insides. The most embarrassing part was that all the
stimulation had given me a huge erection of my own. Paxton’s hand descended
upon my body to thumb the tip of my organ with interest as he examined my
girth. I struggled weakly but there was no escaping this debasement while my
head was stuck fast to his own swelled up meatus.
In an
attempt to separate me, he plucked up my foot and pulled me out horizontally.
But as soon as he tugged me, my head hurt at the point where it was stuck to
his fleshy dome. I made a sound of discomfort and he let go, causing me to
swing back and forth for a second.
Sensing
that he’d paused at the bedside, Anya’s long, pale form gracefully swished
around to face him. The motion caused her breasts to jiggle upon the mattress,
the sight sent pressure through my shaft, which pointed without apology at her.
Then her eyes quickly dropped to where I hung. The sight of her gazing upon my
predicament caused my cheeks to burn red.
She
giggled.
“YOUR DICK
HAS PICKED UP SOME LUGGAGE.”
Paxton let
out a chuckle while reaching down to give my chest a small squeeze. One of his
fingertips accidentally brushed by my member, sending an irritated shiver up my
spine. He shifted his balance to one side, tilting me.
Anya
watched this whole display, pupils dilated with keen interest, and her hand
glided down upon one of her creamy breasts and teased the blushing red nipple.
Against every ounce of willpower, my dick stiffened. She wasn’t teasing me, she
genuinely seemed to find the sight of me hanging from Paxton’s dick hot. In
fact, judging from the growing heat and tightness in my scalp, he did too. And, horribly, maybe he
would have kept me there longer, if he hadn’t needed to pee.
Impatiently,
he clasped my foot again and tugged. My scalp tightened and stretched before he
gave up and let me dangle again. Abandoning that idea, he reached
for a glass tumbler filled with gin on the bedside table and held it directly
beneath me. Next second I was being enveloped in the cold, wet world contained
inside the tumbler, as he brought it upwards. My vision
went murky as I was fully submerged and held in the beverage. The exchange of
their voices vibrated inside the glass, as if heard from another world, while stray bubbles tickled my flesh as
they zipped up to the surface. The bitter tang streamed up my nose. I shivered uncontrollably in the cold liquid.
“—GOT A
BETTER IDEA?” Paxton’s voice cleared as I was lifted out of the glass again,
dripping in alcohol.
Finally
Anya fixed him with the sultry look she had been giving me.
She came
crawling over the bed, rising onto her haunches in front of Paxton and gripping
his hips between her hands. My legs were kicking pointlessly as her pale lips
expanded to ring around my feet and draw tightly up my length.
The
pressure of her moist lips moved with speed and force, thoughtlessly sucking up
every inch of my dangling alcohol-drenched body, until I was packed away into
the dark entrance of her throat and poised teasingly in her upper esophagus for
and extended moment while she stimulated Paxton’s erection. The muscular tube
of her upper throat exacted a series of gentle pumping motions on my body as
she restrained her gag reflex. When she moaned, her larynx vibrated my ribcage.
Then my
back was sliding the other way, passing between her tonsils. The quivering, sticky uvula pounded into my erection and slid along my stomach, chest and face as I
rolled backwards along the back of her tongue towards her lips. Right before
clearing the ridge of her teeth and mercifully breaking out into the bedroom
light, the direction flipped, sending me speeding back down the airy vacuum.
This process flipped repeatedly as I was sucked in and out of her throat in a
show of lusty fervor. Anya wanted to show Paxton her masterful technique and
stamina, using me as the instrument to aid the demonstration.
My body
scoured back and forth over the surface of her tongue as if I was a toothbrush to
clean the bacteria away, splashing through the deposits of saliva on
the way, causing it to get wicked up into gluey clouds of froth in my face. Then, at the very end of her
mouth, the all-surrounding arch of her throat captured and squeezed me like a
fist squeezing a sponge. Stuck in her gullet, my feet dangled with nothing but
a chute of warm air below until the folded up purse of her stomach.
Once I felt
like a mere piece of food stuck in her throat, I toured her oral cavity in
reverse, the tongue curved to cradle me, steering me towards the exit, pausing
unbearably close, then slurping me deeper again. This cycle
played on until there was an explosion of pressure in the back of my head as
Paxton was driven to ejaculate with a primal groan of relief. My head was freed
with a painful pop and became awash with his fluid.
Satisfied,
Paxton disappeared into the Hotel bathroom, while Anya fished me out of her
mouth. Holding me in one hand, she reclined on the mattress, and her interest
returned to the most eye-catching part of my anatomy.
As she
brought me closer and closer to her parting lips, her features magnified until
they were unbearably intimate, and her hot breath clung to me. Finally, her
lips smacked upon my dick, and now the combination of the cyclonic force of her
sucking throat and the ironing pressure of her lips, was concentrated wholly
upon the tiny surface area of my own defenseless erection.
*
Ever since
my botched escape attempt, Anya had been looking for amusing things to do with
me – for her amusement, not mine. I was strung up in panty and bra hammocks and
received several ‘beauty makeovers’ by the tour stylist.
One day
Paxton strode onto the tour bus and dug me out of Anya’s duffel bag, placing me
down on the long leather seat in the ‘back lounge’ of the bus.
He had
found a couple of strange items, probably from some toy store emporium. One was
a doll-sized inflatable pool, the other was a remote control bus. The toy bus
had been given a paint job to look like a miniature replica of the actual tour
bus. It had an empty driver's cabin, which Paxton eagerly stuffed me inside, and took the toy vehicle outside.
For some time I zipped at high speed around the parking lot at high speed from the toy bus's cabin, with Paxton standing some way off, handling the controls, hollering with glee as the bus successfully pulled off little tricks. Eventually, the bus failed at a hairpin turn and rolled. I went flying out the open driver window and splashed into a gutter. Seconds later, Paxton's huge hand grasped me up, and dangling me by one hand, he cast me a cursory look of disgust at my muddy, wet body.
Back inside the bus, he blew up the inflatable pool and filled it with hot water.
“TIME FOR
YOUR BATH, PEACH,” he said, arranging me in a sitting position in the water.
‘Peach’ was his nickname for me because my skin was so soft and smooth. A bunch
of product was squeezed out of a tube, plopping into the water with me. It
immediately began to fizzle and bubble, creating a layer of foam on the
surface.
Finally, he
found a small scrubbing brush from the bus’s bathroom and put it into my hand.
“GET
SCRUBBING!” he said. “ANYA’S GOING TO BE BACK REAL SOON.”
After he
stepped off the bus for a cigarette, I started to run the brush over my arms.
The bristles ran like teeth over skin, causing me to stop and tremble. All
those drug patches had made my skin more sensitive. Putting the brush aside, I
leaned my back against the firm inflated pool edge, letting the hot steam flood
my senses. The heat slowly dulled my prickling flesh, and my eyes started to
close…
*
Pairs of
footsteps stamped up onto the bus floor. Anya and one of the female crew
members, a back-up dancer, were laughing and singing as they strode past me. The
air smelled thickly fruity and sweet, and upon opening my eyes, I was met with
a strange sight.
There was a
huge fluid sponge gripping my face. A second later I realized what must have
happened.
The product
in the bath had continued to bubble while I was napping, in fact it had bubbled
up so much, it had formed a mushroom top of something like champagne foam,
which completely buried me within. Passing by the lounge, the women didn’t even
see me.
The dancer
used the bus bathroom while Anya was in the kitchenette, with ice clinking into
glasses. After the toilet flushed and the dancer stepped out into the lounge,
she exclaimed:
“THAT IS SO
CUTE!” her footsteps clomped at me, “IT’S A FOOT BATH BUT IT’S LIKE A SUPER
SMALL POOL! – THIS YOURS?”
“NOPE,”
called Anya. “BEATS ME WHERE IT CAME FROM.”
“MY FEET
ARE SO SWEATY AFTER REHEARSAL,” the
other female said. “YOU DON’T MIND IF I DUNK ‘EM IN?”
“GO RIGHT
AHEAD! JUST DON’T POP IT WITH YOUR BIG FEET!”
“HEY, DON’T
KNOCK MY ‘BIG FEET’. THEY’RE BUSTING OUT YOUR ROUTINES ALL NIGHT, EVERY NIGHT!”
The edges
of the pool lifted and there was a weird feeling of something poking up under
my butt and balls. It was one of the crew member’s fingertips. She had slid her
hands in beneath the pool floor, on either side.
Then the
entire pool flew up off the seating before dropping to land on the firmer bus
floor. My butt slid out from me, I fell backwards and sunk under the warm
water. The women’s voices tuned out beneath the fuzz of bubbly water rushing
into my ears. As I flapped my arms and legs, struggling to surface, a pair of
enormous objects entered the water and came to a stop on the pool’s bottom, on
either side of me.
I couldn’t
see them through the fruity white fuzz, but sensed her feet walling me in. Her
toes splayed to let the hot water soak into the gaps. Then, warm water pushed
and pulled at me as the feet began to lift and drop in gentle repetitive
motions, and slide back and forth. Caught between them, I was helpless as the
mass of one giant foot pushed me sidelong one way, only for the other giant
foot to push me back again.
“OH,” the
female groaned in appreciation, “IT COMES WITH A COMPLIMENTARY SOAP!”
A big toe
like a humungous boxing glove walloped into my stomach and held there. My mouth
opened in surprise, and quickly filled with a rush of warm, oily and horribly
bitter water that poured into my stomach. As I suppressed the urge to vomit,
another firm object like a probe came in against my spine. It was the woman’s
second toe, and together with her big toe, had my torso secured as if in tongs.
“WHERE’S
THE TINY TOYBOY?” the dancer said.
“OH,”
replied Anya, somewhat disinterestedly, “PAX GAVE HIM A BATH EARLIER, SO HE’S
PROBABLY IN MY BAG SLEEPING.”
“OH, HOW SWEET!
YOU’LL LET ME TAKE A LITTLE PEEK, RIGHT?”
“NO, COME
ON, DON’T TOUCH. IF HE WAKES UP I’VE GOT TO GIVE HIM HIS SPECIAL MEDICINE TO GET
HIM SETTLED AGAIN.”
This put
the issue to rest.
As the toes
came together, the compression placed on my stomach pushed the water out. But
the compression continued to increase like a bad cramp, until my oily body
slipped out and dropped to the bottom of the pool.
The foot
swiftly chased me down to pluck my waist up once more. As my head broke the
water and became mired in the sea of foam, I let out a grunt, which was cancelled
out by the low muttering sounds playing through the bus lounge, like an
audience in a movie theater, but from the corner; an oversized TV with big
speakers.
Glasses and
bowls jingled as the women enjoyed some light drinks and food. Over the sound
of their bubbly, excited voices, the TV, and food and drink sounds, I had no
way of being heard. Now, as the women settled in to a movie on the TV, Anya
adjusted the bus’s interior lighting. It came in bright pinpricks through the
foam, but quickly dimmed to near darkness, decreasing my already slim chance of being spotted to virtually zero.
Firm
bunches of tendon muscle arched and contracted against my soft, pliable body as
the dancer stretched her toes and arched her feet, working the muscles. I was
still held between her first two toes like a crumb between chopsticks, and my
middle was starting to ache from the continued pressure. I inwardly despaired
every second being caught between her toes and lost beneath the froth. She
applied even more pressure, bending my waist even narrower, until I popped
loose again and sunk to the pool floor . This time I ended up on the pool
bottom directly beneath one of her lifted soles, which lowered until it had me
gently sandwiched beneath. Without pause, the foot began to roll me back and
forth, rapidly flipping me one way, until I touched the wiggling bulbs of her
toes, before reversing me until I touched her smoothed, rounded heel. These
high speed, dizzying revolutions carried on for a long time, before I was
passed sideways to the other foot to repeat the exercise all over again.
Only then,
the dancer focused on cleaning the top length of her feet. The toes curled
around my back and gripped my sides, manoeuvring me sidelong into a handy grip
under the toes, packed against the firm ball of the foot. Without warning, I
was pistoning up and down the top of the opposite foot, from ankle to toe. Every
time I reached the end of the foot, I spent a brief moment being delicately
grinded around the toenails, to clean them. My lungs began to scream for air.
Another
minute and it was over. I pushed my head through the foam and sucked the air
desperately.
Then the
opposite foot curled around my back, I flipped sideways and was once again
being ironed up and down the other foot, and again, paused for my soft flesh to
be worked around the hard toenail plates. Every inch of my body was utilized to
wipe and buff the nails.
The toes
finally uncurled, and I dropped back into the water. She began to rub her feet
together with powerful motions that swished me to and fro in the water, past
her feet, between them, even tumbling around beneath them. A wall of toes
impatiently swatted me out of the way for the time being, keeping me to the
side of the pool, while she rubbed and scratched her feet.
Gasping for
air, I grabbed for the pool edge and lifted my head out of the water to take a
breath. The foam tickled my lungs and I batted it out of the way.
“LAST STOP:
LOS RIVERA!” Anya cheered, as a huge toe inadvertently bopped my head, pushing
me below the water again. Her voice dissolved under a rush of thick water noise
as I was stirred around back and forth underwater by the dancer’s constantly relocating
feet, before eventually being swatted to the side of the pool again, where I
surfaced, nearly gagging on bitter water.
It was as
if someone wrapped their arms around my waist and lifted me off the ground. Out
of nowhere, the dreaded pressure collected me once more, easily turning my head
downwards to dive under the water.
Shifting
objects batted my head as it was slipped into a gap of flesh and worked in and
out at speed. She had inserted my face between each toe space to vigorously
scrub back and forth like a toothbrush, rubbing away all the dead and loose
skin, toejam and grit stuck between her toes.
She lifted
one foot and wiggled her toes to flick bubbles away, and I caught glimpses of
big shiny toenails glinting in and out of my face with invasive proximity. I
was flipped repeatedly with the dextrous shuffling of her toes, sideways, then
upside down. The ridged prints of numerous toes slid back and forth over my
torso, throat, and butt. An investigative toe slid down my stomach, tracing the
scarline with the tip of a toenail until I began to shiver. I felt like someone in a new relationship,
having all the distinguishing features of my body explored and committed to
memory.
My head was
clapped gently between two big toes, and held there while a big toe poked
around my penis with interest, and attempted to grind it in and out of each of
the eight toe spaces, confusing my penis for a molded extension of soap, stretching
it back and forth between the tight slot between every single wiggling toe. Once
my dick had flossed each toe, it was sent back around the circuit for round
two. With each insertion, the soft, bulbed end of a giant toe gave my belly an
accidental prod, and its nail tapped my abs.
As each toe
space grew narrower, the pressure increased, until it was the pinky toe space
forcing itself, with a determined screwing motion, to clasp tight around my
shaft. This repeated screwing went around and around my girth until I was
brought to the very edge of a knockout climax, teased a little further, and
surrendered my load to her squirming toes.
Each time I
thought I’d exhausted myself, she wriggled her toes in the water to clear the
fluid, before patiently working on me once more. Except not once, but
compelling my balls to empty again and again.
By the time
the movie ended, my muscles were trembling with exhaustion, and sore all over. My
spent dick was like a numbed, floppy noodle.
The dancer
gracefully lifted her feet out of the now cool water, dried them off, and left
the bus. I climbed out of the pool and, too tired to complain, sprinted back to Anya's duffel and crawled into the mesh pocket to dry off.
Chapter 62: After Party Part 1: Balcony by Zerda
It was
dark, loud and warm on the 12th floor rooftop of the Firebird Casino
Hotel. The sky was black and the air buzzed with club music from the impressive
sound system. The outdoor area was styled like an island oasis, overshadowed by
potted date palms, over a luminescent, turquoise pool. People mingled and drank, trying to figure out who was famous and who was only posing. Across from the pool was a glass pavilion where the Paradise Lounge was, the rooftop nightclub, cast in gyrating infernos of laser light.
Anya had
invited Paxton as her guest to the after party. Whereas, I was smuggled in past the doorman stuffed in her panties.
There was a VIP table set up for Anya and crew on a balcony overlooking the pool and vodka-soaked
revelry. Every exclusive table was attended to by its own table-waiting hostess, called a
‘Firebird’, and gazing through the masses, I could see several of these
hostesses going about performing various duties. They were highly identifiable, wearing either Flamingo-magenta
or Swan-white costumes consisting of a bikini top and booty skirt covered in
gossamer, feather-like ruffles, strappy black heels, and face makeup with flamboyant
magenta eyeshadow stripes and lipstick. On the back of the top there were a
miniature pair of feathery angel wings.
Our table’s
magenta Firebird glided over to our table to take drinks orders, under neon
lighting so deep and surreal I had to squint at her. After confirming
orders, she then squinted down at me, for a different reason.
Earlier,
Anya had washed me in the tour bus sink and dressed me in a little white t-shirt with
her stylized album logo printed on the chest. The t-shirt was stitched up the
bottom, leaving two holes to put my legs through, emphasizing my severely undersized body in the most
humiliating way; with my shaved head I now looked like a very tiny baby wearing a onesie. While Anya was wearing something far more adult: a black bra
top, fishnet stockings, and ferocious black chunk heel boots.
“IS THAT THE
LITTLE ACTOR GUY?" The Firebird cast an amused look upon me. "IT’S SO REALISTIC.”
I was puzzled by the remark until I realized, with a sinking stomach, the Firebird
had me confused me for a doll, and before anyone could stop her, she leaned
over to touch me. Her massive fingertip darted at my head, seeming to swallow
up the world as they buried my face between, and held me in its soft, warm
pressure stroking back and forth to feel my tiny eyes, nose and mouth.
As the crew laughed and I shifted uncomfortably, the Firebird let out a gasp as she
realized her mistake, and her hand snapped back, freeing my head.
“OH MY
GOODNESS!”
Paxton exclaimed, a little proudly:
“LITTLE ACTOR
GUY IS ONE OF THE HOMIES."
“HE’S WITH ME,” Anya asserted loudly, briefly
looking the Firebird in the eye.
The
Firebird wasn’t looking at Anya, her eyes were bright upon me. Unable to help
herself, her silky touch returned to brush
back and forth from my cheek to my brow, enjoying the softness of my face. I
closed my eyes and let her. Her hand was scented with fruity soap.
A crew
member took out a phone to take a photo and the Firebird pulled me up against
the plush surface of one feathery breast and posed for the picture.
After she left, the crew did shots until the air popped with the sting of alcohol. Meanwhile, the last couple of Anya’s crew members were still arriving,
and other industry ‘associates’ passed by the table, and toasted with her on
the finished tour. They hugged, high-fived and complimented her fashion, and
pulled up a seat together. Someone eagerly pushed some champagne fizz into my
face and it went up my nose.
As they chatted
and laughed, I wandered, unnoticed, to the edge of the table and gazed out over
the balcony at the poolside crowd below. Across from the pool, behind open
glass doors, like a big maw, was the deep, dark entrance to the nightclub,
Paradise, with music spilling out in pounding rhythm. It was like a dark shadow space amidst the otherwise bright rooftop. The pulse of
nightlife was manifesting, and I longed to be part of it, not inside a hotel
room or slipper. I tilted my head back and took a draught of the recently rainy
air. Anything was better than enclosure.
Now the
Firebird's heels clacked back over to the table to unload a couple of glasses from a platter. The crew took
them, passing one to Anya. Both her tall wine glass and I rested on the
tabletop before her, with an immediate view of her black bra-top and bare pale
shoulders. Discomforted by the size comparison of her glass to me, I stood up and began to wander
across the table again.
In a
delicate gesture, someone tapped my shoulder with a fingernail, and I stopped.
It was the Firebird, now watching me coyly. It struck me how sexy she was. Of course, that was a criterion of her work.
With
practiced subtlety, she slipped a tiny, folded-up piece of paper down the front
neck of my ‘onesie’ t-shirt. Once she’d swished away, I pulled it out.
It had a
phone number and a magenta lipstick print the size of my head.
Anya’s hand
drew in around me, freezing me in place between her fingertips. I cringed. Her
hands were outfitted with multiple rings and the metal was cold against my bare
flesh. She plucked the paper out from my grip so she could scan it without
interest.
Unlike
Jennifer, who might have willed daggers into the admiring Firebird’s brain by
pure thought power, Anya merely gave the note a cold smile and looked around at
the others, knowingly.
“AW,” she
muttered, “FAIL. HE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE A WORKING PHONE.”
She
scrunched the paper and tossed it over the balcony, and I watched it disappear
with regret. There had been a dazzling attraction in the Firebird’s eyes that
Anya no longer had for me. Now the glow in the pop star's eyes was from the line of coke
she’d done in the Hotel before we got to the party.
As the
others continued to chat away, Anya bent her pale head over mine, and whispered
straight into the back of my neck in an almost threatening way.
"WATCH
THE STANDARDS, SLIM,” she instructed, sending a businesslike flick into my
lower back with a glittery green-painted fingernail as if to correct my
posture. “YOU'RE NOUVEAU CELEBRE, AND AS SUCH, YOU OBVIOUSLY NEED A LITTLE PROFESSIONAL EDUCATION
FROM SOMEONE MORE CLUED UP.”
Her fingers
pinched me up as easily as they had snatched the paper, and as if I was a standing doll, gave me a little twist mid-air
to face me at the nearest Firebird, running a drink order for a table across the other side of the balcony. Then my feet were planted on the glass tabletop again.
Anya’s low
voice, and her hot liquor breath made my head buzz.
“THEY’RE
BELOW YOU.”
My eyes lingered on the Firebird. There was
still a chance of escape; if one of them returned I could signal for help to
her...somehow. I waited anxiously for someone to spontaneously put down another
order, but no one summoned the Firebird’s attention again.
The crew
talked loudly as they became more inebriated. Growing bored, my attention wandered. Further along the balcony a pair of young women in skimpy swimsuits
swept their hair around as they posed against the railing for their friends to
take photos. The crew became aware of them not so subtly trying to line us up
in their background as an 'accidental' photobomb. Anya stuck her middle finger up as the photo snapped.
Paxton
snatched up some snacks and tossed them like confetti past the women and onto
the lower floor. Standing at the edge of the table, my eyes followed the
edibles down, flecking the LED-lit, electric blue pool surface, like
breadcrumbs to feed ducks.
On the
lower level, congregating around the poolside, men with bare chests and women
with bare stomachs and perfect hair. Men stuck sparklers into the necks of their bottles and
waved them around like giant birthday candles, while a man tilted his
head to the sky and blew vodka flames at the moon. Women with full lips and
fuller asses, some wearing thongs parting
blown up, surgically-enhanced butt cheeks.
Then,
scattered amidst the crowd, there were the easily identifiable, burlesque cheerleader Firebirds, scantily clad in their tight feathery ensemble and striped-eye
make-up. They passed through the masses singly or in groups, some of them were serving,
some chatting to guests, some of them getting into promotional photos (an ‘I
was here’ photo with a Firebird at one of these exclusive parties came with bragging
rights).
…And there,
standing on the other side of the rippling turquoise pool, were two Firebirds
hovering at the entrance to a white cabana, talking with a couple of
party-goers. One of them in a magenta outfit, a black braid running down her back
with a long tufted tail. The other wore a white costume and had a high and tight
ponytail with achingly familiar dyed coloring.
I was struck dumb.
While the
magenta Firebird spoke, the white Firebird’s stripe-painted eyes were shaded as she
scrutinized the surrounding thoroughfare. Then she was back in the
conversation, making a smooth, smiling interjection that even had the
party-goers laughing. I looked away uneasily.
These
drug-induced hallucinations were becoming scarier and more elaborate by the
day. It was difficult enough to focus in this storm of young, flesh-baring crowd,
jiggling and dancing and squealing, with the music whomping through my ear
bones, quaking the venue with noise as if a mega-giant was marching around.
When I
looked back, the white Firebird was still there. And she still looked exactly
like my fiancée.
Even more
surreal: the partnering magenta Firebird looked like Samantha – at least,
underneath the burlesque eye shadow stripes and 'cat eye' eyeliner accenting. I
stared hard, sweating, anticipating some tiny sign they weren’t really there, a
‘glitch’ of reality, anything. But defiantly they stood, talking up the
patrons.
The
Jennifer Firebird leapt into a selfie with a guy, wrapping her arm around his
neck and doing a peace sign while miming licking his cheek, stopping just short
of tactile contact. The Samantha Firebird pulled a ‘hmph’ face for a fraction
of a second before her hesitation melted, and she stepped around to the man’s
other side, arranging herself into a more elegant, rehearsed pose. Another
patron snapped the photo.
Disturbed,
I tried to wrench my eyes away, but couldn’t, even as the sight of the white
Firebird made me heartsick.
Now the two
women swept past people reclined in deckchairs, and away from the pool. ‘Flamingo’
was giving ‘Swan’ a stern, tight-lipped talking to, and Swan was only
half-listening, and interjecting emphatically, shaking her head. God, every
second I tried to keep my eyes on their progress through the crowd, cold sweat
prickled my forehead my heart galloped anxiously. The drug haze – even the air
smelled like drugs -- kept me stupid and uncertain. Was this real?
The next
second the women disappeared below the upper floor patio into the indoor bar
area. I threw one last look at Anya. She was hunched over her crossed fishnet-covered
leg, showing off her fearsome chunk-heeled boots to a backup dancer.
Then, gathering my resolve, I took a deep
breath, the entire party seemed to shrink away, and jumped off the very edge of
the table—
SPLASH
Gasping and
kicking, I found myself back in the world. As if I’d jumped through a tiny
wormhole, now the balcony was a floor above my head, the ground had dissolved
into the glowing blue pool, and Anya’s crew had transformed into an endless
flock of party-goers parading around the poolside.
I stared up
to see if anyone noticed, but there were no curious faces peering over the
balcony after me.
Light
rippled through the water like fish scales, and parted as the sinuous, curvy
upper length of a woman gracefully arched to the surface, breaking the water,
send her hair back in a long wet flick, and gazed around. Her eyes snagged on me, treading in the water, and dilated.
She began
wading through the waist-deep water, her wet boobs jiggling with every step,
until the movement of her massive body caused me to bob around her navel like a
cork. I paddled my arms desperately to stay afloat.
A huge
finger with bright painted nail pointed straight down at the top of my head,
and driving me below the surface with playful intent. Instantly, the pressure
lifted, and I bounced above the water again.
She
crouched until her chest sat upon the water surface.
“WHAT ARE
YOU LOOKING AT, DUCKLING?” She said coquettishly, before poking me below the
water another two times. My body rocketed up back to surface each time.
“Maybe I’m
looking at you, beautiful swan!” I spluttered, thinking flattery would get her
to stop poking me. Every time I surfaced, I bounced into a pair of mountains of
dripping wet cleavage, which hung precipitously over my head, almost bursting
out of the bikini. Like most of the female guests here, the woman’s breasts
were like bowling balls squished together, the telltale shape of a generous
boob job. The taut, wet bikini fabric exposed her nipples, screwed into points
in the cool night air.
Out of
nowhere, a French bulldog waddled past the pool edge with its drooling tongue
flopping out of a widely grinning mouth. I screeched in fear. The dog was as
big as a rhinoceros compared to me, a potentially snack-sized little dog toy. I
hoped it couldn’t swim. Suddenly the woman did not seem oppressive anymore, but
protective. She straightened up again, causing a pushback wave to carry me away
from her. Alarmed, I paddled desperately towards her upper torso until I was
treading the water lapping at her flat, navel-pierced belly.
One of her
hands lifted out of the water and was brought over my head.
“THAT’S
JUST MY BODY, YOU SLEAZE," she scoffed. "MY FACE IS UP HERE.”
She took my
chest between a finger and thumb and lifted me out of the water. I moved up her
body as if by crane lift, within a hair’s breadth distance past the bulging
mammaries, past the elegant cords of her neck tendons, coming to a stop center
of the great display of her face. She wasn’t smiling but her eyes twinkled.
I had no
choice but look deeply into her eyes as they made an intimate, sweeping scan of
my facial features, making me feel more exposed than if I was naked.
Across from
the pool, the bar was overflowing with people getting
drinks, but the two uncanny Firebirds from earlier had vanished. I stared a moment longer in dismay. Of course it had just been a desperate hallucination.
Sight of the bar was wrested away as the woman ran a thumb along my jaw to gently tilt my face up to
her. Her cool stare evaluated me like specimen. I tried to keep my breathing
steady.
“It was nice to
meet you,” I said. “Now I better run!”
She pouted
and her eyebrows drew together.
“ALREADY?”
she scoffed. “HUH!” she made a sound of irritation. “LEAST YOU COULD DO IS TRY TO GET MY NUMBER.”
Drops of
water were falling from her downturned face and hair, and splashing me now in
big unavoidable drops, and I tried not to flinch every time one splattered on
my skin. She, meanwhile, pretended not to notice, except to vaguely brush my
face clear with a big thumbprint.
I stared up
at her timidly.
“I haven’t
even got your name.”
“IT’S PAIGE.
I KNOW WHO YOU ARE.” She gave a
flirtatious giggle and batted her false eyelashes. “YOU’RE JERRY MOUSSEAU.”
She gave my
‘onesie’ t-shirt a cursory glance and a frown, possibly bothered by Anya’s logo,
suggesting she had a serious rival. That was incorrect. She did have a serious
rival, but it wasn’t Anya.
“IF YOU
PLAN ON TAKING ME ANYWHERE, WEAR SOMETHING A LITTLE NICE, TOO, MMKAY? IMPRESS
ME.”
“I don’t
think I have anything in my size.”
She gave me
a cunning, tight-lipped smile.
"YOU
NEED CLOTHES? YOU CAN SLIP INTO MINE."
She tugged at her bikini top and let it snap wetly.
I hugged
myself. My t-shirt suddenly felt very thin and loose.
“Really, I
need to get going. Just put me down on the poolside and I can look after
myself.”
She
impatiently took this into consideration, while my strokes in the water started
to get panicky, feeling like any moment Anya or her crew would spot me.
“AREN’T YOU
FORGETTING SOMETHING?” She flipped her hair over her shoulder. “GOING TO ASK A
GAL OUT? I MIGHT EVEN SAY YES…NOW THEN, I DON’T JUST SAY THIS TO ANY GUY, BUT…WHERE ARE YOU STAYING?
MAYBE I COULD PICK YOU UP.”
Before I
could answer, a fingertip jabbed my head to get my attention, accidentally
dunking me underwater before I shot up again.
“Not
possible,” I winced, coughing up water. “Early flight home tomorrow. Happy
travels!”
She took a
breath.
“OKAYYY MR PLAYING-HARD-TO-GET…IF YOU
THINK YOU HAVE A SHOT WITH ME, HOW FAR DO YOU SEE US GOING TONIGHT?”
I blinked
at her boldness.
“Sorry,
really. I’m taken.”
To my
alarm, her eyes now sparkled.
“OOH, A
FORBIDDEN AFFAIR!" She gave the area a brief, searching look. “LET’S FIND
OURSELVES A QUIET LITTLE AREA AND WE'LL SEE WHAT CAN YOU DO WITH THOSE TINY HANDS..."
She flicked
her hair between her fingers again, launching a small volley of rain onto my
face. The intensity of the woman’s crush on me was smothering, actually
shortening my breath into pitiful squeaks as I tried to think up some excuse to
get away from her.
Chapter 63: After Party Part 2: Pool by Zerda
Off to the
side, a lone woman offered a distraction. She sat in a bathing suit reclined in
a wicker chair with long legs stretched up onto the glasstop table, hair wet
from a swim. She had been thumbing through her phone, but now her eyes had
lifted from the screen and hung on the sight of me. Her eyes weren’t sparkling
in the mad way of an adoring fan, so I immediately decided she was okay.
“That’s my
chaperone!” I spluttered, pointing her out to the woman who was holding me. “She’s pretty, right?
How’d I get so lucky?”
The woman’s
lips drew together and the sparkle in her eyes dimmed somewhat at this
crush-killing disclosure.
Finally I
was lowered onto the edge of the pool, onto the paving, and luckily, by this
time, the French bulldog had moved on out of sight. At ground level, I now stood
in a world devoid of faces, but filled with toes, perfectly manicured toenails,
and polished shoes, sandals, pant hems, and smooth bare ankles, and occasionally
the flapping skirt of a full length evening dress. Wet feet left damp huge damp
footprints on the concrete, and wet bodies sent droplets flying over my head.
Only the
path to the watching woman in the seat was clear of bounding bare feet, so it
was the most obvious direction. As I watched, her feet touched down on the
ground, smooth bare legs folding into a crouch. She extended one arm towards
me, motioning with a forefinger and thumb in mid-air as if to pluck up my head.
Without explanation, this motion was supposed to invite me closer.
As if
disconnected from my brain, my legs started in small plodding steps in the
direction of the great plucking hand. My eyes were captivated by her shiny pink
lips, which drew tight and irresistibly full in repeated motions, and reeled me
in with a playful, moist smacks. She was now the second woman to unsubtly communicate
what she wanted to do to my little body by playful kissing lips and filling my
imagination with desire. I didn’t question it. The diet of drug patches fed my
soul with a spark of adventure and playfulness; I saw myself reaching her face
and kissing her back, and imagined her lips were ripe like fruit.
In
response, her smile grew as she realized the immediate effect she was having on
me and with only the tiniest motions and sounds.
As I
reached her giant pair of ankle-strap heels, her arms seemed
to sweep around me, light pressure of her wet fingertips against my back
goading me along as her form became bigger and bigger, her eyes taking in my
entire negligible shape in close detail.
One long,
over-manicured fingernail gave my cheek a curious poke and then, to happily
gauge how light and small I was within her grasp, reached over and easily captured my shaved head, underestimating her strength and lifting me completely
off the ground.
Surprised
by my lightness, her nails accidentally dug in, sending a flash of pain through
my scalp.
When the
ground came up to my feet again, I staggered backwards. But her fascination was now hopelessly snagged on me. My head was quickly
snatched and I was lifted again and placed back down right by her heels. I
groaned, realizing I was now trapped.
She lifted
me again, this time more slowly, weighing me for amusement, unable to believe
my lightness. I was brought up higher until the perfectly round basketballs of
her breasts seemed to rise and fall right in front of my face. One of her nipples almost brushed right by my nose.
She lifted
me up past her chestline, bringing me to a stop level with her chin, to dip her
head over my substantially smaller one, and attach her vast pouting lips upon my
chest. The power of the kiss sucked my pecs into the depression between her two
lips, and was held there for several extended moments, until my entire torso
began to ache from the pressure. Her lips were artificially thickened, so big
that the crinkled top lip pushed up into my throat. My head balanced on her top
lip, baked by the hot exhalation pouring out of her nose. I strained to shut my
eyelids before the bursts of hot air smeared over the surface of my eyes and
gave me an eye irritation.
It was not
the romantic kiss I had imagined. The prickly pain of her fake nail tips across
my scalp distracted me from taking in the softness of her lips or enjoying the
sensation in any way.
Air once again passed over the front of my body as I was drawn back so she could survey my reaction.
“QUESTION…”
she said.
“Yes?” I said,
rubbing my face.
“HOW DO YOU
FEEL ABOUT A WOMAN MAKING THE FIRST MOVE?”
I didn’t
want to point out I’d just escaped a woman who made the first, second, and
third move.
“Well, I’d
buy you a drink,” I said, “But then I
have to deliver it, and who here has a tiny forklift?”
All the
while I was still being lifted like a tiny clasp bag, for her amusement. The crowd continued to do its own thing around us, while she loomed large to me, blocking everyone else from view. The entire landscape consisted of her upper
torso, pendulous chest stretched and outlined against her bikini top. This oversized portrait of feminine fertility shifted as I
was raised higher, until level with her bright inquiring eyes, lashes
fluttering keenly. She adjusted her grip on my head without thinking, and her nail
tips shuffled around my temples, sending an aching, prickling stretch through
my scalp.
She
relished the power she had over me, dangled me for an extended moment.
“Can you
put me down now?” My voice came out smaller than I hoped.
“WHY THE
SHYNESS?" She smiled. "EENSY LITTLE THING LIKE YOU SHOULD BE UP WHERE PEOPLE CAN SEE YOU.”
Across the
pool, another female voice peeled away from the music and laughter:
“HEY! DON’T
KEEP HIM ALL TO YOURSELF! SHARE THE LOVE!”
I began to
stammer:
“Let’s keep
this between us, there’s so little of me to share.”
The woman
stared down at me as if seeing me for the first time. I tried to meet her look
with confidence, even if I was dangling by my head. Her smile
grew into a wall of sparkling teeth.
“HEY,
STUNTMAN…CAN YOU GIVE ME A LITTLE SHOW?”
I was thinking of what I could
show her; some climbing, standing flips and jumps. Maybe then she’d let me go. Then decided aloud:
“Slight occupational hazard: there’s a lot of people in the way."
“YEAH, BUT
WE CAN BE YOUR BACKUP SUPPORT,” she replied, and next moment she threw me into
the air.
I yelled and kicked my legs as I went tumbling over the shimmering
pool water.
Two hands
clapped on either side of me, bringing me to a grinding halt. Ringing pain
travelled the length of my skeleton from the impact, blood hammered through my
body. The hands moved circularly against each other to adjust my position,
rolling me around between them, yanking and pinching my joints. They were soft hands and belonged to a woman in the pool. She
shrieked and laughed with the delight of having caught me. Before I even saw her face I was tossed
into the air again. Then caught by a different woman, who threw me to her friend. This time I bounced off a big inflatable ball, which sent
me springing up before diving head first into a narrow, dark tunnel.
The wild motion came to an abrupt halt. I was
stuck, upside down, with the soles of my feet exposed to the air, at first,
horribly disoriented, but with the sound of a regular heartbeat, it became
clear I was packed between a pair of well-endowed, pillowy breasts.
One finger
slid down through her substantial cleavage to investigate me, unintentionally
teasing my butt and balls. There was a rising sensation, before the breasts
began to pound over and over. The owner of the breasts had left the pool and was walking over to
friends sitting at a table. She slid down into a seat and the voices of several
women began chatting, slightly muffled by the all-surrounding chest.
In the
pool, the water had supported her bust, but on land, my body was forced to take
their full weight. Crammed in deep, my face felt like it was squished
between boulders. Taking a deep breath, I focused on pushing sound out of my
throat and getting it to form words.
“Help…” I rasped, “…Get me out of here…”
The world shifted and there was a squeak of furniture
nearby. A deck chair. The woman must have sat down. She then gave a long,
soothing sigh, and her chest expanded tightly around me, then relaxed again.
For what seemed like a very long while nothing happened. Bare
footsteps padded back and forth, the music droned, and voices chatted away. Bored and restless, I tried flexing my arms and legs. My
muscles pulled and ached. But no budge. Her breasts were practically wrapped
around my body, more restrictive than a straightjacket.
I remained
there for the next fifteen minutes as she enjoyed a drink. Her cleavage
expanded and shrank with calm regularity, placing my body under constant
squeeze. Every long swallow of her cocktail resounded through her upper chest
wall, occasionally followed by a quiet moan of satisfaction.
Stuck in
her chest, I had time to think, and despair. My thoughts started verging on the
idea that there was no true escape from the party. It was a choice of either
being unhappily reunited with the band crew, or having one of these fame-hungry
socialites steal me home for the same purposes as Anya did.
Without warning, fingers grabbed my ankles and I was slid out backwards. Then I hung
upside down, limp and resigned.
"ARE
YOU JERRY MOUSSEAU?" the woman blurted, pushing her upside down face into mine
to get a close look at me, voice bursting with gin-flavored air which quickly
dried up my body.
"I
might be…I guess you want an autograph?"
A pen was
thrust into my hands and I was dangled just above her cleavage. She peeled her
bikini down and I scrawled on her bare flesh, trying to write as large as
possible, and finishing with my signature ink covered handprint, which caused
her to erupt with a squeal of delight.
She snapped
a photo of it with her phone. She glanced around, her cheeks turning pink as she gushed:
“JERRY,
THESE ARE MY HOMEGIRLS—”
I was put
down on a circular bistro table when suddenly, four other giggling,
squealing, bikini-clad women had gathered around me like a ring of towering trees, blocking out the night sky.
“—GIRLS,
IT'S JERRY MOUSSEAU! TAKE A LOOK; ISN’T HE ADORABLE? ISN'T HE JUST THE TINIEST?!"
Hands dove
in from every direction to poke around at my chest, tummy, face and butt,
staggering me back and forth. Four sets of cleavage swelled up into my face as
each woman in turn bent for me to sign with an autograph and tiny handprint.
After each signature, my face was swooped upon and lavished with grateful
kisses until it was a bright, sticky mix of pinks and reds.
The women
took seats and squeezed around the table, and I was made to walk onto each of their
upturned palms in turn, balancing in place as they smilingly lifted their hands
to measure my insubstantial weight. They cooed at how dainty I was, and at the tiny
bunches of muscles showing through my t-shirt, and frequently snuck a look at
my bulge.
One of the
women called a Firebird over for service, drinks and a basket of crabmeat and
steak fries. The smell of hot food wafted in the air, making my mouth water.
For the duration of the tour, I had been fed leftover snacks by Anya, usually
out of the Hotel kitchenettes: nuts, chocolate, potato chips, Pepsi. I craved a hot meal.
“SO, J,” one
of the women, a blonde, asked: “ARE YOU SEEING ANYONE?”
I cried:
“Food!
Gimme! Oh God!”
A torn off
piece of fry and crabmeat was placed in my eager hands and I began to wolf it
down.
The women
eyed each other. A redhead frowned at the blonde:
“YOU CAN’T
JUST ASK THAT!”
The blonde
replied:
“WHY NOT?
EVERYONE’S THINKING IT, RIGHT?”
The redhead
said, in a lower voice:
“BECAUSE
HOW DOES HE…?” She made a suggestive gesture with her pinky finger.
One of the
others, a brunette, took a drink and with a straight face, asked me:
“WHEN YOU
GET EXCITED DOES YOUR LITTLE THING GO UP LIKE NORMAL?”
A couple of
the girls were giggling and sipping their drinks to stifle it.
A fingertip
with a glossy painted nail came out of nowhere and gave my junk a quick,
investigative poke. The others watched for clarification.
“EVERYTHING
CERTAINLY FEELS NORMAL,” she reported.
The air was
roaring and warm. I was blushing now, and kept eating so I’d be excused from
talking. My eyes searched the area for an escape.
Then I saw
her.
Standing on
one side of the balcony, it was the magenta Firebird from earlier, the one who
looked exactly like Samantha. She was standing with another Firebird, in
identical magenta garb who was turned away from the pool, coyly enjoying a
cigarette. They were chatting, covertly surveying the party on the floor below.
The white Firebird wasn’t with them.
I waved my
arms grandly, then jumped up and down. Then, yelled out ‘Hey! Down here!’
Finally, my
arms fell loosely to my sides. She couldn’t see me. From the balcony, I was
practically a speck.
“WHO’S UP
THERE?” one of the women inquired, craning her neck as if I had spied a
rarefied celebrity.
“Er, it’s
just…the Firebird.”
She thought
I was looking for table service.
“YOU WANT A
DRINK REFRESHMENT?” She twisted in her seat. “I’LL CALL SOMEONE. LET’S SEE…WHO’S
ON THE BAR RIGHT NOW…?”
I perked
up.
“Call that one.” I pointed up at Samantha. “Call
her! –Just her!”
I must have
sounded too eager. The woman gave me a long look. Then her eyes slowly lifted
to the balcony again, and narrowed. There was a flicker of something resentful
in her face as she took in Samantha’s impressive profile, up and down. Then
looked away, blinking, and the expression vanished. She concluded in a clipped
tone:
“SHE’S ON
BREAK. TOO BAD.”
Her head began
to swivel around the pool floor for another Firebird, forgetting the balcony in
a heartbeat.
“IS THAT
THE BABE WITH OUR APPLETINIS?” She gave an enthusiastic clap.
I took up a
napkin and began to wipe my face obsessively of lipstick marks, before a
Firebird parted the crowd and arrived at the table, martini glasses raised. As
the Firebird gracefully spread the glasses upon the table, I dashed over the
chromatic surface to halt before her toned bare stomach. Swallowing back the
feeling of infantalization, I gasped up at her:
“I need a
bathroom escort!”
She looked
startled.
“SWEETIE,
I’M TAKING ORDERS. BUT THE HOTEL MIGHT ARRANGE A SPECIAL ESCORT JUST FOR YOU,
HOW ABOUT THAT?”
“Not even
this one time as a tiny favor for a tiny guest?”
She
betrayed a smile.
“OKAY,
PRECIOUS. DO YOU MAYBE WANT ME TO JUST PICK YOU UP AND CARRY YOU?”
I
obediently lifted my arms and her fingers closed around me, regrettably chilled
from holding glasses, and loosened me from the tabletop. Then she began to stride towards the nearest bathroom.
As the air whisked past, I
began to shiver.
“OH, I AM
SO SORRY,” her fingerpads began to anxiously stroke back and forth against my
torso, trying to warm me with friction, “MY HANDS ARE SO COLD. AND I CAN’T LET
YOU FREEZE NOW, CAN I?”
A wet, hot
wind started blowing across my body, powerfully ruffling my hair. I looked up,
expecting to see a big heater fan, but there was instead a giant pair of shiny
fuchsia lips sending repeated blasts of warm breath into my face until I
stopped shivering. I spoke up, shouting over the music:
“Actually,
I don’t need the bathroom.”
The bobbing
motions of the Firebird’s gliding walk paused as she looked down at me in
confusion.
“I want to
go up onto the balcony –” I quickly explained, pointing, “—see that Firebird up
there, with the black braid?”
“IS SHE
USHERING YOU TONIGHT?”
“Err, sure.”
“REALLY,
THE NEW GIRL? IT LOOKS LIKE BRIGITTE’S TAKING HER FOR AN INDUCTION.”
Brigitte
must have been the other Firebird Samantha was talking to. She was a
striking blonde with bright smile in loud lipstick, glittery nails and hoop
earrings.
Stilettos
began to clack up the glass panelled stairs to the balcony, meanwhile the woman
holding me subconsciously pressed me against her belly to absorb the shock of
her movements. Her abdomen was tight and toned with little give, and felt like
being squashed against a trampoline.
For a
second I struggled to speak, every step up the stairway, I bounced against the
woman’s stomach and my cheek squished against the wall of pliant abdominal
muscle.
“Did you
see another – ugh – new girl– oof –in a white costume?”
Glancing
around, the woman replied, conversationally:
“YAH KNOW,
I CAN’T TELL YOU. IT’S A BIG CROWD TONIGHT AND I’M TOO BUSY LOOKING OUT FOR THE
CLIENTELE…LIKE YOU.”
At the top
of the stairway, I looked out over the balcony railing, searching for someone
who had noticed that I’d left. But the crowds had moved on.
Chapter 64: After Party Part 3: the Firebird Café by Zerda
I was
carried by the Firebird’s rhythmic swaying gait along wood plank balcony floor.
We passed a couple of people, leaning over the railing, calling down to the
poolside partiers, taking pictures, towards the end, where the two magenta Firebirds
stood. They vaguely noticed us, or, at least, noticed the woman carrying me.
Then I was
lifted up before the woman’s chest and offered to them.
“EXCUSE ME,” announced the woman holding me,
“JERRY MOUSSEAU IS ASKING FOR YOU, NEW GIRL.”
Both women
turned. Samantha straightened from the railing, looked at the woman for a
nanosecond, and then stared down at me. Her hand came flying, as if embarrassed
that I’d somehow snuck up on her, and I was deftly pinched away and pulled into
the feathers of her top. I struggled to pull my head away from her cleavage
until I was met by Brigitte, who gazed down at me affectionately.
"OH, HEY
THERE, GOOD LOOKING!" she said, giving me a big lipstick smile.
Samantha
formally introduced us. The woman with the dazzling white smile was the
Firebird team leader. I decided to ignore that Samantha was suddenly a Firebird now.
“I’ve got
to ask you something—” I implored her
“COME WITH ME,” she interrupted, as if I had any choice, “A LITTLE PRIVACY WOULD
BE NICE, OKAY?”
Brigitte
led the way back down the glass stairs, and pointing out a staff room, which we
immediately slipped inside. We were bathed in the deep lighting of the art deco
signs hanging on the brick walls. Once the door shut and filtered out the banging
shriek of music, I exclaimed breathlessly from the inside of Samantha’s hands:
“What are
you doing here? — ” and before she could respond, “—And this is crazy, but I
swear I saw my fiancée. But if she’s here, then how—”
My
diminutive voice was trampled by her interjection:
“JERRY,
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? NO ONE HAS HEARD A THING FROM YOU ON THE PHONE. WHY DO
MAKE ME PLAY THESE GUESSING GAMES? I GET AFRAID FOR YOU, MANAGGIA…WHILE YOU ARE
DOING LINES IN SOME CELEBRITY’S BEDROOM?”
Her voice
trembled with agitation, and it caused my own reply to come out shakily:
“That’s not
how it is.” My ears were ringing. I rubbed the sides of my head before
continuing. “Anya put drug patches on me. And it was some kind of sedative and
I’m kind of fuzzy. I don’t even remember how I got here.” My brow scrunched up
as I tried to think. “There was a huge SUV and then everything went dark.”
Her expression
softened. Giant, delicate fingertips gently took my head until the edges of her
manicure were framing my vision. She angled my head up so she could peer into
my face. Checking my condition, she said:
“YOU NEED WATER
AND YOU NEED TO EAT SOMETHING WHOLESOME.”
“No, I
think I’m okay now.” That was part true; I did feel better being cradled in her
warm grasp. The firm but tender inquisition of her brown eyes was even
soothing. On the other hand, I still felt woozy, clammy, and my heartbeat was
galloping unpleasantly.
She tutted,
but now seemed slightly embarrassed by her outburst. Maybe to divert attention
from it, she strode over an area which a sign on the wall called the ‘Firebird
Café’ but was actually just a pretty standard staff kitchen facility.
I was put
down next to the sink while she searched for something. Then she ran a spurt of
water from the faucet and next thing, a tiny plastic sauce cup filled with
water was pushed into my hands. I drained it gratefully, but my skin prickled
with subconscious discomfort. I could sense her watching me.
Finishing
the water, my eyes were finally coerced up to meet hers. Stroking her neck
somewhat self-consciously, she disarmed me with the hint of a playful smile.
“YOU KNOW…I
WAS ACTUALLY HOPING FOR SOMETHING SLIGHTLY MORE ROMANTIC FROM YOU THAN THIS, FOR
THE SECOND DATE.”
Unsure how
to respond to the joke, I cleared my throat.
“We need to
backtrack a little. It’s an accident that I’m even here.”
“AND YOUR
CLOTHING—?”
A slender
finger plucked at my t-shirt-turned-baby smock, the nails hooking beneath it,
into the neckhole and one of the armholes, and stretching the fabric away from
my body, as if to check how secure it was.
“—ANOTHER
ACCIDENT?”
Hits of the
rich, dazzling perfume on her wrist lit up my senses. Meanwhile, her thumb was
casually stroking around my thighs to examine where the bottom hem of the
t-shirt was stitched up to form legholes. My heart thudded as my balls were
given a careless prod and gently swept aside, with my penis being pinned to my
belly beneath the weight of the thumb as she tugged at the legholes. I gripped
the t-shirt tight and wrung it between my hands. Her strength and ease with
which she manipulated my body made me feel like I was made of paper, flat and
easily folded between the pressure of her fingertips.
She slid a
padded bar stool over to the kitchen, sinking onto it and leaning forward until
her face came right up before me. She rested her elbow on the kitchen counter,
her head resting in her hand. Eyes never leaving my face, she let out a long
sigh. The outpouring of breath broke onto my face like a summer wind, pushed
down my throat, swelling up my lungs and stomach and made my brain hurt. I
blinked and scrunched up my face. Her lip curled with amusement.
“YOU DO
LOOK A LITTLE…NOT OKAY. ARE YOU OKAY?”
Her
fingertip probed around my tummy in a clinical way. I shifted uncomfortably.
“I’m really
glad you’re here, but, do you have a phone? I need to call my fiancée.”
She shook
her head.
“SHE WON’T ANSWER
IT. OUR PHONES ARE IN A LOCKER; WE PUT THEM IN THERE WHEN WE ARRIVED AND CHANGED.”
“So she’s
here?”
“HER IDEA,” she explained, “AND SHE
SOMEHOW HAS BRIGITTE GOING IN THIS BIG RESCUE DRAMA IN HER MIND, AND YOU ARE
THE LITTLE DAMSEL IN DISTRESS.” She inspected her nails in irritation. “I
WANTED YOU TO COME DISCREETLY, BUT NO ONE LISTENED.”
“But where
is she now?”
“THERE WAS
A DISAGREEMENT. SHE WANTS TO MAKE A BIG, LOUD SCENE, TALK TO THE AUDIO ENGINEER
AND GET ON THE SPEAKERS, AND CALL FOR YOU LIKE A MISSING CHILD.” Her brows came
together harshly. “I’M SORRY, YOUR FIANCEE IS VERY....CLEVER,
BUT I MUST SAY THAT IS RIDICULOUS. YOU DON’T NEED THE NOISE AND PUBLICITY.”
She began to
stroke my head. Because all the drugs made my skin sensitive, the grazing of
her nailtips sent tiny ripples of pleasure across my entire scalp, and my dick
began to grow heavy and strain against the bottom of my t-shirt. If she saw
my arousal she ignored it, continuing to work her nails lightly into my scalp,
moving slowly from the top of my head to the sides and back. Still, my cheeks
grew hot, and I began to take unsteady steps across the kitchen counter away from her, trying to get my head
out from under her nails.
She
reactively swept her hand around me and brought me up against her chest.
“SO SMALL,
BUT…” she said “…LET ME HOLD YOU.”
Her palm
was sliding reassuringly back and forth over my spine. Then my head was set
upon for more stroking.
The
combination of her warm body and ticklish pressure of her nails felt so good,
like her fingertips were stroking the raw nerve fibers of the pleasure center
in my brain, stirring up a tiny orgasmic effect. With extreme difficulty I
pushed to concentrate on something – anything else.
“If she’s
here,” I mumbled into her chest, “I need to find her so she knows I’m not
missing.”
“OF COURSE,”
she murmured, “YOU LOVE HER SO MUCH. YOU WANT HER SO MUCH. BUT SHE HAS SO MUCH
ENERGY AND IT’S NICE TO HAVE A BREAK, TOO, YOU NEED TO LIVE.”
“I wouldn’t
call this living,” I was referring to the party. “This is like, trying to take
a vacation from living.” I sighed. “And I don’t want it. Not really. I want
normality.”
Suddenly I
was being placed back down on the kitchen tabletop. My groin was unavoidably
rigid and she must have felt it jabbing against her breast. I could feel her
eyes on me, scrutinizing my arousal.
“YOU STILL
FIND ME ATTRACTIVE.” There was a hint of wonder in her tone.
“It just
happens,” I said, mortified. “It doesn’t mean anything.”
If she
stopped stroking my head, it would go away. But her fingertips hovered over me,
kneading and tickling my scalp with oppressive affection.
She
considered aloud:
“I ALWAYS
THOUGHT, GIVE ME A TALL, HANDSOME MAN. AND THEN, YOUR PROFILE, I THINK, THIS IS
A JOKE, IT CAN’T BE REAL. BUT I CAN’T STOP THINKING ABOUT YOU. I MESSAGED YOU
BECAUSE I HAD TOO MUCH WINE. BUT ONCE I WAS SOBERED THERE WAS THE FEELING AGAIN.”
The talk was
becoming awkward for me. I pushed at her hand, but my strength was so puny
compared to hers, she seemed to think I was stroking her fingertips in reciprocation.
My scalp was massaged so tenderly my bladder wanted to void from the unbearable
stimulation. Blood was pulsing into my expanded member.
“Again,” I
repeated weakly. My whole body felt weak. “W-what are you talking about?”
“SOME
KISSES AND CUDDLES SOMETIMES,” she thought aloud, “AND TO FEEL YOUR LITTLE BODY
SNUGGLED AGAINST MINE. IT WOULD BE NICE TO HAVE THE CHANCE TO TAKE YOU OUT WITH
ME," she quickly added, "VERY CLOSE, BUT JUST FRIENDLY COMPANY."
I didn’t
say anything. It was so difficult to concentrate with the warm pressure of her
fingerpads making putty of my head.
“I think I
need to talk to Jennifer.”
“NO,” she
said gently, giving my head a small, admonitory tap. “DON’T DECIDE UNDER
PRESSURE. JUST BETWEEN US, WHAT DO YOU THINK?”
"Well,
I’m still getting used to you again. I’m trying to figure out who I’m talking
to.”
She gave a
vexed huff, seemingly more offended by the memory of the past than I was:
"OH,
YES, WHEN WE MET I WAS IN TEN DIFFERENT PLACES. THERE WAS A SIDE OF ME THAT
HURT YOU BADLY, BUT TRY TO UNDERSTAND FOR ME, THERE IS ANOTHER SIDE
THAT..." she struggled for the word for a second, and then let it go,
"...THIS IS THE REAL ME, OKAY?"
“I will
seriously think about what you’re saying, I promise.”
“AND YOU WOULD
LIKE TO VISIT ME AGAIN, JERRY? –MY HOUSE?” Her voice was subdued, with neutral
expectation, but there was a flicker of hopefulness.
“I would
like that, but…I have to be honest with my fiancée. She’s my number one.”
She took
this in calmly.
“AND WHAT
WILL YOU TELL HER ABOUT US?”
“That we’re
friends,” I said, a little obviously.
To be
honest, I was still trying to wrap my head around the idea that Jen had
accepted a car ride and plane trip with Samantha. Maybe she would need less
explaining than I realized.
Without
another look at me, her grasp enclosed me and lifted me from the sink. She
swished around and took me through the staff room towards the door separating
us from the party going on outside.
She did
something that made no sense. She sighed as if dissatisfied, even though I was
sure I had just promised her exactly what she wanted. She was, after all, the
one emphasizing that we were friends.
“WE WILL
FIND YOUR FIANCEE,” she said. “AND IF I DON’T HEAR
FROM YOU, I KNOW WHY IT IS, AND I ACCEPT IT.”
“Maybe you
beat yourself up,” I said, hugging my arms around her thumb. “My fiancée
probably thinks I’m an idiot, but I like you. I like being with you. I think I
even like being alone with you. You don’t coddle or belittle me. You talk to me
like I’m this mature, sophisticated person, and I appreciate tha—mmmmffff!”
The
reddest, glossiest of lips had just descended and finally came to rest upon my
face and, while my chest clenched and my stomach began to swoop, feed my senses
with a long, indulgent kiss.
All of her
relief and pleasure to see me was in that kiss, and it slammed into me like a
wave. While she kissed me, her thumb rubbed my stomach without thinking. I'd
never had my stomach rubbed while being kissed. It was weirdly sensual and
erotic, and my member grew heavy and stiff until my head was tingling with warm
numbness.
When the
weighty pressure of her lips was finally gone, my face was masked in warm,
sticky lipstick, which at least hid my raging blush.
She was
about to take me back outside, when I squeezed her finger hard, and said:
“Wait. I
need to hide from Anya.”
Maybe she’d
already had the same thought. Without even a second to prepare me, she pulled
open one side of her top and dunked me inside. It wasn’t like the time she’d
done this in her car. This time, I was submerged into the bottom of the bra.
The weight of her breast dropped and rested on top. It felt like a person lying
on my body full length, and effectively kept me pressed in place. I obediently
went still, ultra aware of her breast squeezing down on my painful erection.
It went
dark as she pulled the top back into position, trapping me completely in the
fabric pouch. She then began to walk, pushing through the staff area to head
outside, where the music became clearer.
With her
powerful stride, her substantial breast bounced on my groin over and over. I
groaned silently, but the weight of her mammary prevented me from shifting.
“EXCUSE ME,
M’AM,” uttered a deep male voice. “GOING TO HAVE TO ASK YOU TO EMPTY OUT YOUR
CLOTHING FOR ME.”
Samantha’s
heartbeat began banging through her chest, and transiting against the front of
my body and groin like a freight train. I gritted my teeth and began to squirm.
In
response, two heavy weights pressed me against her chest. She had gently folded
her arms to stop me moving, but ‘gentle’ to her was ‘crushing’ to me. My body
practically flattened lengthwise, sandwiched between breast and forearm.
Her voice came sharply from outside her bra:
“BE
SERIOUS,” she said, “YOU’RE ASKING ME TO BE INDECENT WHILE I’M WORKING.”
Then she seemed to turn away from the source of the voice.
“M’AM,
STOP,” the male voice came closer, “YOU ARE NOT LEAVING THIS PREMISES UNTIL YOU
COMPLY. OTHERWISE WE WILL BE FORCED TO PERFORM A SEARCH.”
Her body
tensed up, and her pulse continued to send firm coordinated beats through the length of my member. She
said:
“WHAT LAW
AM I BREAKING? TELL ME. WHAT LAW?”
“THE
SECURITY CAM CAUGHT TWO EMPLOYEES AND ONE TINY GUEST GOING INTO THE STAFF
QUARTERS,” the male responded, “BUT THE GUEST DID NOT EXIT. WE BELIEVE THE
GUEST IS CONCEALED ON YOUR PERSON AND YOU ARE ATTEMPTING TO SMUGGLE HIM OUT OF
THE HOTEL.”
Samantha
said with irritation:
“YES, OKAY,
I HAVE A GUEST, HE IS VULNERABLE AND HE NEEDS MY PROTECTION.”
The man
chuckled smugly.
“YOU GOT
THAT WRONG. WE’RE SECURITY. WE’RE THE PROTECTION. NOW I’M GOING TO
ASK YOU STEP THIS WAY WITH ME. LET’S KEEP THIS NICE AND CIVIL.”
The party
sounds drifted past before a door creaked shut and the music was walled off to
a low bass murmur.
“THIS ROOM
IS MONITORED,” the man stated, “SO DON’T TRY ANYTHING. I’M WAITING ON THE OTHER
SIDE OF THE DOOR. YOU HAVE FIVE SECONDS TO REMOVE THE GUEST AND HAND HIM OVER,
THEN WE CAN CARRY ON LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED.”
The music
flared into the room as the door was opened once more, then muffled again as
the door shut. Dim light
hit my eyes as the bra cup was pulled away, and I was plucked out between a
forefinger and thumb. Right as I was going to speak, she brushed a thumb over
my lips, seemingly without thinking, and muffling my speech. I stared at the
camera in the corner ceiling with concern.
“mMMmm
MMmmm!” I said, which meant: ‘turn away from the camera!’
“JERRY –
THEY CAN’T HEAR US,” she said in a low, urgent voice, misinterpreting my
distress. “DON’T WORRY, I WILL TELL BRIGITTE—”
The door
creaked open and the man strode back in. Now I could see him over the top of
Samantha’s thumbnail. He was wearing a full black suit and tie and earpiece.
His eyes locked onto me, held delicately in Samantha’s hand, but her thumb
still pushed to my lips, and I was squirming a little, trying to push my head
free so I could speak to her.
I quickly
stopped moving but the man had the scene snapshotted in his mind. And, Oh Jesus, it looked
bad.
At the same
time, Samantha’s thumb glided up my cheek and began to cautiously stroke the
side of my head.
As soon as
my mouth was free, I shouted, a little ludicrously:
“She’s with
me!”
Ignoring
me, the man held out a hand to Samantha, and not with any intention to shake or
greet.
“I’MMA ASK
YOU TO GIVE UP THE GUEST TO ME, AND NO SUDDEN MOVEMENTS, OKAY?”
“Hey, I
don’t want to go!” I said. But it didn’t seem the officer cared at all what I
wanted.
“YOU’LL BE
SAFE, LITTLE ONE.” She said this to me, but it was laced with steel to the
officer, like a threat.
One of her
fingertips dug into my abdomen affectionately, though her cheeks were flushed
with anger.
Then I was
placed into the broad, creased and coarser platform of the man’s hand. In a
flash, his fingers closed in around my torso like a steel trap, cutting my
breath short. I winced.
“NOW WE’RE
GOING TO ESCORT YOU OFF THE PREMISES,” he said to Samantha, “AND MANAGEMENT CAN
TAKE IT UP WITH YOU WHAT FURTHER ACTION THEY WANNA TAKE.”
“I WON’T LEAVE,”
she demanded. “I AM WORKING AND YOU FOLLOWING ME AND CORNERING ME IS MAKING
GUESTS UNCOMFORTABLE.”
Another
deep, amused sound crackled out of the man’s throat:
“OH, I
DON’T THINK YOU’LL BE WORKING HERE MUCH LONGER. YOU GO WITH ERIC NOW, PRINCESS,
HE’S GONNA TAKE YOU OUTSIDE.”
“FOTTITI TU,”
she said.
Another
member of security had been called over and now escorted Samantha away. She
didn’t resist, but sauntered at his side with her head held high. Then I
realized she was scanning the crowd.
“She wasn’t
doing anything wrong!” I spluttered.
The man
answered:
“I’M TAKING
DIRECTION FROM THE CONTROL ROOM, AND THEY CAUGHT HER CONCEALING YOU. NOW, IF
THERE’S A SAFETY ISSUE BETWEEN A MEMBER OF STAFF AND A GUEST, WE GOTTA STEP IN
AND PREVENT ESCALATION, EVEN AGAINST ONE OF OUR OWN.”
“Well,
since she also works here,” I said slyly, “maybe she was taking direction from
management to protect me.”
“I DON’T
WANT TO STARTLE YOU, TINY FELLA, BUT IF THAT LADY WORKS WITH US, SHE IS NOT
ROSTERED ON TONIGHT’S SHIFT, AND WE’RE TRYING TO IDENTIFY AN EMPLOYMENT RECORD
WITH THE HOTEL. NOW – NOT SAYING FRAUD – BUT SOMETHING’S UP.”
“So, what’s
your agenda with me?” I said grumpily.
The man
gave a big sigh, utterly convinced a catastrophe had been avoided.
“GOING TO
STORE YOU AWAY IN A LITTLE PLACE, SIR,” he replied. “AND IN JUST YOUR SIZE,
TOO."
That was
the last thing I saw before the collar of my t-shirt ‘onesie’ was hauled into
the air. I dangled helplessly for an instant as the man opened his front shirt
pocket, and lowered me inside. He seemed not to get the irony that this was
basically the same place Samantha was keeping me.
For the
next few minutes I sat, bored and stewing away inside the man’s front shirt
pocket, packed against one of the bricks of pure muscle that was the man’s
pectoral, much less comfortable than Samantha’s plush chest. The music and
upbeat voices and laughter surged around, but there was nothing to look at
except a window of dark shirt fabric.
I’d had
enough of this cologne and sweat scented prison and began driving my fists into
the man’s chest to get his attention over the bubbling noise. One of his huge,
stubby fingertips poked my head inquisitively.
“I want out
– now!” I shouted. Actually, I’d been shouting myself hoarse for the past
fifteen minutes, but the music now came to a quiet part, he only now heard me. The collar
of my t-shirt pulled tight as I was hefted up out of the pocket and held in
front of the security man’s stern face. I cleared my throat.
“I’d like
to leave the party now. Can you take me out the front of the Hotel?”
“ARE YOU
SURE, SIR?” His nicotine-scented breath blew into my face from between his
teeth, making my eyes water. “TAKE ONE STEP OUT OF THE ENTRANCE AND THE HOTEL
HAS NO LIABILITY OVER YOU ANYMORE.”
I coughed.
“I’ll take
my chances.”
If I was
lucky, maybe Samantha was in the ground floor lobby. Otherwise I could probably
get the front desk staff to help me call someone. Anything seemed like an
improvement over being with this guy.
The man
sighed:
“YOUR
CALL.”
I was
dropped back inside the pocket and began to bump around in time with his
striding footsteps. It felt like being inside a cloth sack tied to a galloping
horse. A horse determined to choke me with a saturation of cologne.
God, I
missed Jennifer. The way she thoughtfully used massage oils to make her body an
intoxicating sensory wonderland just for me. Right then, I wanted her more than
anything. I would scream and beg and fall on my knees and do anything to have
her. She could tie me to her finger, or put me in her mouth, or whatever she
wanted, I’d do it, happily.
And then it
hit me.
This was
how she felt. This was how she felt when I ran away from her for my own piece
of time and space. It was unbearable.
Suddenly the
galloping motion paused. The man had paused to listen to instruction issuing
through his earpiece. His massive body pivoted and began heading in a different
direction.
“SORRY,
SIR, CHANGE OF PLAN.”
“What?” I
yelled out, feeling my sense of control sucked away in an instant. If someone
carrying me refused my instructions, I essentially became a tiny, defenceless
captive. And this guy seemed unmoved by my protests.
Chapter 65: After Party Part 4: Paradise by Zerda
The
security guy’s big black boots began to thud up the glass stairway, while I
battled motion sickness inside his breast pocket. It seemed
like we were heading back to the balcony over the pool. I furrowed my brow.
“Hey, where
are you taking me?” I called out. The man didn’t reply. Instead, filling his
silence, were a collection of familiar voices. Anya and her crew. My freedom
was about to come to a crashing halt, before it had barely begun. My stomach
dropped.
“No!” I
gasped. “Not back there!”
“MISS
ZARSKY,” the security man announced, “I HAVE LOCATED YOUR MISSING GUEST.”
A blunt
array of tobacco-scented fingertips burst into the pocket, striking my head,
and trying to snatch up the collar of my t-shirt. I ducked my head, but they got my
t-shirt second try. In a heartbeat I was dangling in the cool air in front of
Anya’s exclusive table, surrounded by her collection of crew members, all
staring at me with silent curiosity about where I’d been.
“WOW!” said
Paxton, staring at the security guy. “TALK ABOUT FINDING A NEEDLE IN A HAYSTACK!”
Anya wasn’t
so optimistic.
“YEAH, IMPRESSIVE,
BUT SOME PEOPLE ARE PARTYING UNDER A TIME CRUNCH,” she sniffed. “I CALLED YOU
GUYS LIKE AGES AGO,” she yawned. “JERRY COULD’VE BEEN SQUISHED BY NOW.”
The
security man explained:
“A HOTEL
EMPLOYEE WAS CAUGHT ATTEMPTING TO LIFT HIM AND LEAVE THE PARTY.”
“AH-MAZING,”
Anya scoffed, shaking her bleached hair back with supreme displeasure. “LET ME
GUESS…IT WAS ONE THE FIREBIRDS, WASN’T IT?”
“WE’RE
STILL INVESTIGATING WHO IT WAS EXACTLY. SHE APPEARS TO HAVE GIVEN A FALSE NAME.”
“I THINK I
KNOW THE ONE; SHE HAD ‘FALSE’ WRITTEN ALL OVER. I CAN PROVIDE A PHYSICAL
DESCRIPTION.” She was probably still thinking of the Firebird who gave me her
number. “MANAGEMENT BETTER GO RAMBO ON HER ASS.”
Pushing
aside an empty glass, Anya leaned over the table, reaching for me. Her thumb
pressed my chest and her fingers pushed into my back, between my shoulders. As
soon as the security man’s iron grip released my t-shirt, I whipped through the
air and whumped face down on Anya’s lap with her palm flattened over me to hold
me in place.
The man’s
heavy, self-important footfalls stomped away down the wood panel balcony.
Beneath the table, I turned my head and watched his legs departing. Then I was
nudged in the side, rolled onto my back. Her marble-white abdominal wall
stretched up, shadowed with faint muscle, to the underside of her décolletage,
contained in the black bra-top.
With deft
manipulation, her slender fingers slid my arms out of my t-shirt and, tugging
and working me a little, pushed the neckhole down to my waist so my torso was
exposed. She reached unthinkingly into her handbag, retrieving a drug patch,
and smoothed the adhesive across my front. As the chemicals made my body go
warm, fuzzy and floppy, she stretched the t-shirt back in place.
I lay on
her lap for a while like a happy cat, as she fidgeted with my body parts.
Finally she spoke up:
“I’M GONNA
GO FOR A LITTLE FRESH-UP SESSION IN THE LADIES’,” she said. She eyed Paxton and
gave a curt nod and a small smile. “MEET YOU IN PARADISE.”
She scooped
me up and took me along the balcony, down the glass stairs, to the floor below,
around the outer perimeter of the pool, and under the shadow of a palm, and
finally, into the glowing, marble surfaced women’s bathroom.
Shutting the both of us in a cubicle, she put me down on the toilet tank, before closing the lid
and dropping down onto the seat. I was about to protest when the bathroom door
swung open and a gaggle of unconcerned female voices bounced inside. I went silent.
Meanwhile,
Anya peeled her fishnets down until bare thigh was showing. She impatiently snatched me up again and slapped me against her inner right thigh. With
my back pressed to her long, slimline leg, she quickly rolled the hose back up.
The tight, scratchy fabric stretched me out against her muscle, sealing me in
place and shielding the world behind a black, criss-crossing screen.
As she
stood up, her thigh muscle quivered and tensed, manipulating my posture even
more, until I couldn’t move an inch. It became so firm it was like I was tied
back to a boulder. Every upcoming jiggling, jolting footstep was going to be hell. My heartbeat
started getting choppy and panicked sweat began breaking out against my brow. Meanwhile, her
booty skirt dropped down like a theater curtain, but it was so short it ended
just at the top of my head, so I could still see, albeit from butt height.
The gaggle
of women departed the bathroom and it was quiet again, except for the music bleeding
through the walls.
High above,
Anya’s face was downturned. Giving me a seducitve look, she said in the softest whisper:
"You
can fuck me if you want.”
She seemed
to think I could climb her leg and enter her where she stood. Actually I could
barely move an inch. I wondered to myself if I started gnawing at the fishnet,
I could chew through and free myself.
"But”
she considered aloud, “you better go balls in. I want to feel you inside my
womb."
Now my
breath came in and out tightly.
She went to
leave, walking with me stuck to her thigh. I felt like someone on a
rollercoaster approaching the first drop. Her right
thigh muscle relaxed as it lifted and I swung through the air like a pendulum.
When her foot impacted the ground, it sent a shockwave from my feet, through my
body, and into my head. My eyeballs jittered and for an instant, the world went
fuzzy. Then, up
into the air, a wave of cool breeze as I flew forward, and –crash—another
flexion of pure muscular power jackhammered through my spine. The skirt hem
flapped against my brow.
With every
step, the sharp sound of her tall heeled boots on the hard floor. If I wasn’t floating
on a drug-induced cloud I probably would have thrown up. The
leisurely stroll out of the bathroom, jiggling me to the sound of her clacking
heel, carried on through a forest of smooth bare legs, while ahead, the neon-lit
entrance to the Paradise Lounge loomed large.
The
nightclub was bustling with people packed under a structural glass roof which the night sky showed through.
Anya spotted her crew; her pace increased as she sidled
to their corner of the floor. I recoiled with every step. The opening
bass line to a song rang from speakers, and there was cheering. My body jolted
up and down without rest. Everywhere in sight, a sea of dancing legs belonging
to an influx of vacationers: shirtless guys and girls in bikini tops. An
endless parade of jiggling asses and crotches paraded back and forth in front
of my face, sometimes struck by wandering spotlights and lasers.
One of
Anya’s hands discreetly reached down to adjust the hose, and I groaned as it
raked back and forth over my sensitive skin. I felt hopeless, like a tiny
animal caught in netting. Before her hand swept away, she gave my chest a slap
with the flat pad of a finger, as if to invigorate me. Then she started shaking her
hips in a pulsating dance to the music, causing the entire world to rock and
pivot.
Suddenly,
right in view, a pair of blown up, fleshy bubbles separated by the strap of a
thong-thin bikini bottom. Anya had positioned herself to playfully grind
another girl. The ass became gigantic, expanding in view until it blocked
everyone else out. And I was helplessly zooming straight into the dividing
range. The meaty
masses trampled up and down my body as her butt dragged up and down. Only once
my breath had been crushed out of my chest, Anya stepped away. Back to bobbing
and grinding, I was a captive prop to her provocative display until the song
ended.
After the
rotation of several songs, she moved off the floor to the side, and back into
a bathroom to retrieve me from her stocking. Then it was up a couple of stairs
to an elevated platform, where she leant against a metal railing while taking a
drink. Her other arm draped across the balcony railing, with me captured in her
fist, desperately peeking through her fingers at the crowd.
The crowd all faced the front of the floor, where multi-colored lasers passed in waves over the big, elaborate DJ table. The DJ was
accompanied by a couple of dancing Firebirds, although one was currently enjoying a break
at the side to chat up a security guard, twirling her long, tight ponytail a
little and even seeming to make him chuckle, while she threw coy glances into
the crowd.
Then, as the song wound down into a transition, she sprung, barefooted, back
over to the DJ, and leapt adroitly up onto the corner of the mixer table, crouching there like a
tiger, competing with the mixer for the DJ’s attention and successfully
speaking with him for a minute.
He took up
a cordless microphone, and his voice carried over the music:
"HEADS
UP HEADS UP! EVERYBODY ON THE FLOOR YOUR
ATTENTION PLEASE, SENORITA WITH A MESSAGE FOR Y'ALL."
He handed
the microphone to the Firebird and she gracefully rose to her feet, curling her
toes around the front edge of the table for balance, and fixed the crowd with intense,
sweeping surveillance. The DJ worked over the set, bringing the music low and looping
the beat as her voice rang through the microphone:
“WE GOT A
PROBLEM!” her voice was an unapologetic shout. “YOU GUYS ARE DOWN THERE AND
WE’RE HERE, DJS GETTING LONELY. SO I’M THINKING OF SHARING A MOMENT WITH ONE OF
YOU UP HERE ON THE TABLE, WHATCHA THINK?”
The crowd
hollered and cheered.
“YOU LIKE
THAT? SO, ONE LUCKY PERSON FROM THE GUEST LIST, WHEN I CALL OUT YOUR NAME
YOU’RE GOING TO STEP UP AND MAKE THE CROWD GO WILD WITH ME.”
The hair on
the back of my neck started to stand up. The woman’s appearance was difficult
to make out in the nightclub’s crazy lighting, but her voice was undeniable. It
was Jennifer. She really was here.
As the
music built up and got faster, the lighting started to strobe from shadow to
white like a passing storm, and music beating like shockwaves of thunder.
"LOS
RIVERA!" she screamed at the crowd, amping everyone up. "GET HIM UP
HERE!” From where she stood, at the raised front of the floor, on the perch of
the DJ booth, she took in the entire room with a cocksure glance. “GIVE ME... JERRY MOUSSEAU!"
With a
snap, twin plumes of smoke burst up from either side of the booth and the
Firebird let out a squeal-laugh. The people cheered and whooped.
"WHERE
IS HE? I KNOW HE’S HERE TONIGHT. CAN
SOMEONE…” her eyes searched the room, “…SOMEONE HAND HIM OVER ALREADY.” Her
hand flexed impatiently around the microphone. “LET’S GET THIS SHOW HAPPENING. DON’T
BE SHY, OR I WILL COME DOWN AND GET
HIM.”
From the
side of the floor, Paxton waved his arm in the air and whistled. The crowd
turned to look.
Another Firebird was signalled to come over, passing through
the crowd and appearing up at the metal railing. Anya briefly glowered at her,
then noted a silver lining.
“GET ON THE
MIC," she told me, "AND SHOUT OUT TO MY ALBUM WHILE YOU’RE UP THERE. GIVE ME SOME
FREE PRESS.”
Next second
I was bundled up between the Firebird’s hands, and moved in close enough to her
torso to feel her body heat. The crowd parted, slowly creating an inevitable
pathway up to the DJ booth.
At the front of the floor, white
spotlights illuminated her from behind, turning her into a towering
black shadow whose head followed me impassively, with silent, but palpable
anticipation. The Firebird brought me to the DJ table, where I was lifted above
the jungle of heads, offered up to Jennifer like a gift, and she slid into a
fluid crouch, coiling her fingers -- glittering with sweat and pulsing with
warmth -- comfortably around my body.
“PERFECT…”
her voice resonated wall to wall with a thrilled buzz, “…OH, AND HAPPY
BIRTHDAY,” she joked, giving me a wink. As laughter drifted around the crowd, a
long, translucent-polished nail brushed my left pectoral, over the tattoo, and
traced the scarline on my stomach.
Her
fingertip inconspicuously slipped down the fork of my legs, giving my groin a
tug, searching for an erection. She wanted to know if I was as excited to see
her as she was me.
My member
had stiffened as her natural pheremonal scent washed my senses, and the warmth
of her hand encapsulated my obedient body. I wasn’t just happy to see her, I
was bursting with relief, and the drug patch had my flesh crawling and tingling
with her surrounding, sensuous touch. I wanted to melt like butter into her
vanilla-scented palms.
I would
have taken her face in my hands and kissed her, but all I could do was reach my
hands up into the air towards her face, which – because of our comparative size
difference – seemed so tantalizingly out of reach. I called up to her:
“I love
you.”
My voice
was lost under the wave of music. She blinked down at me inquiringly. She hadn’t
heard me, but turned her head, and raised me until I was staring directly into
the shadow of her ear. My ribcage was given a small squeeze between her finger
and thumb to encourage me to speak again.
I leaned my
head forward and said right down her ear canal:
“I want to
go home with you. I love you.” My tongue felt heavy and my voice slurred. It
didn’t matter, she seemed to pick up the vibrations of my voice. Her reply rang
through my skull.
“WELL, I
FREAKIN’ LOVE YOU RIGHT BACK.” Her voice
was unaided by the mic and tremored through the noise. “BUT SCREW IT, WE CAN
DO HOME LATER; I’M HAVING FUN RIGHT NOW!”
I closed my
eyes and clutched her like I was about to die. The volume of her voice, the
music, everything, still caused my guts to writhe with nausea, but I was
somehow keeping it back. This was almost as bad as being inside the ringing
echochamber of her panther ring.
Punctuating
her last remark, she let out a shriek of delight, and suddenly I was being
waved around in the air above her head like I was a prize she’d won. The
dancefloor and the crowd twirled around and around, everyone’s faces blurred
together, and the wall pulsing bass music cranked up, vibrating through my head
until I felt numb.
Finally I
was lowered. She held me up to her face in one hand, and her other raised the
microphone to her lips. Her voice, on manic high, blasted at me:
“SHOOT THE
HOUSE A REQUEST, CUTIE!” She smiled down at me, who was cringing at the volume
of her voice, then she gazed out across the room. “EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR THE
DJ! HOW’S THAT VIBE, AM I RIGHT?!”
The crowd called
back, applauding and catcalling. Then the giant black ball of the microphone
moved against my lips, with the crowd awaiting my response.
“Uh…”
At the
sound of my tiny, amplified voice, some people in the crowd whistled and a
woman shrieked.
“YOU LIKE THE
DJ TO PLAY SOME ANYA ZARSKY?” Jennifer bellowed,. Now there was a slight edge in her voice.
“No!” It came out of me without thought. My
voice fell hopelessly short of her self-assured, aggravated speaking volume.
Her voice came back, more aggressively this time:
“SAY THAT
AGAIN – YOU LIKE ANYA ZARSKY?”
The
microphone rang as the volume was turned up for my response, making my voice
boom across the floor – and, it turned out later, the party’s entire speaker
system, not only the nightclub, but echoing across the poolside and balcony.
“NO!”
I felt painfully embarrassed all of a sudden, and wanted to be anywhere but here.
The
audience chirped with laughter, and Jen’s low smug laughter was among them,
though with the microphone away from her face, her laughter was audible only to
me. She muttered in a very small voice:
“Damn. Bitchslap.”
And then, into the mic, her voice blasting through the glass pavilion, across
the rooftop.
“YOU ALL
HEARD THAT! I THINK THAT MEANS HE DOESN’T LIKE ANYA ZARSKY!” She shrieked with
abandon into the mic, lifting me above her head in both hands and shaking me
like a rattle: “WOOOO!”
From the
side of the floor, where the railing was, there was a stormy departure of
traffic from Anya and crew.
Red light
lasered out from the ceiling and threaded through the air. Then I was lowered,
there was a soft, wet, sucking pressure against the back of my head. A big
tongue, sweltering with lust, curled around my neck and squeezed so tight I
felt its veins throbbing into my throat. Some people in the crowd whistled
suggestively.
Swept up in
the moment and high on energy, her warm hand gave me a tremendous squeeze, more
than my little body could bear. It let up for a fraction of a second, and then her
fingerpads were rapidly rubbing back and forth around my torso, rubbing it with
unrestrained affection like she was trying to kindle a fire. The friction lit
my body up with dazzling sensitivity. My breath started coming out in panicked
bursts.
My torso
was pumped with another blinding squeeze until I thought my ribcage would pop
like a grape. Her thumb dug into my belly until it felt like the nail was
performing surgery.
The relief
at seeing her, the noise and fervor, the vigorous manual stimulation; my body
couldn’t take it anymore, and my over-stressed heart was pushed to the limit,
until it shrugged its usual rhythm and rushed like a spooked horse. The world
unfocused and then began to flash white, and this wasn’t a laser effect.
“Jen!”
My voice
came out a labored gasp and echoed inside my head, but I doubted it was
actually as loud as it sounded to me. “I – can’t – breathe – please – !”
The thought
crept into my mind, weirdly dislocated: I secretly resented her for it, but maybe
Natalie was right, and she had duly earned her ‘I told you so’.
The world
shrunk into a tunnel, and then expanded again with a snap. The crowd seemed to
move at half-speed, everything was dreamlike and floating. I waved my arms like
I was drowning, slapped Jen’s crushing fingers, yelled out to her, but she was blissfully
trancelike, revelling in a ravishing victory dance, pulsing and shaking her
hips on top of the DJ booth to an air-shaking chorus, playing the mascot for
the crowd.
Her face
fell upon mine as she drew me up and smiled at me, bringing me rushing in
closer. I was staring into her lips, which were pulling together tightly in
anticipation before she unleashed an unashamed, soul-suctioning full-face smooch.
Limp as a
doll, my head was pushed back from the force. The kiss smacked wetly and ended
and then I was staring into her huge eyes, now much too close and slightly
concerned. She murmured something, but her voice played as an intelligible,
wordless drone. She stared into my uncomprehending eyes and seemed to register
my slack, ashen face.
Suddenly
she was frowning, and poking my cheek. My muscles had no resistance and my head
tilted back again. The adrenaline crash was kicking in and my blood pressure was
plummeting. The pain radiated back and forth like a fever. This must be the
joint pain the vet warned me about, but it was so bad I could scarcely move.
Jen’s face had
tightened with fear. Now her lips were moving rapidly but no words, just noise. I made out my name,
as if from a distance, but that distance grew unbridgeable as the world rushed
away…
Chapter 66: New Life by Zerda
It was warm
and still, almost unnaturally serene. The club music was gone, the air empty of
chattering crowds.
My thoughts
felt like incomplete jigsaw pieces. The last thing I remembered was a big black
shiny SUV had screeched to a stop, and then the mesh inner lining of Anya’s
duffel was gobbling me up until everything went dark. But then some other stuff
had happened…And it had been important…
…A big SUV…then everything went black...
Then what?
The last
thing I remembered was…an SUV…and then
black…
A seat creaked.
On one side
of the bed, Jennifer lounged back in a chair, her legs stretched out long in
front. She was back in her usual clothes but still had the Firebird makeup on. She
didn’t see me at first and I squinted at her uncertainly. She looked odd, like
she’d dropped into the chair, a puppet with its strings cut, and was now trying
to straighten –or stiffen – and coax posture into her body. The green fires of
her eyes were dampened, and she looked more dazed and confused than I felt.
Sighing
deeply and stretching her neck, she then noticed me looking at her, and looked back
at me, not coldly, but without smiling. She seemed to be waiting for me to
break the silence first, as if too shy to do it herself.
The hairs
on my neck prickled with alarm. Something was wrong. I tried to remember if I’d done
something to upset her…a big
SUV…everything black…damn it. Was she still upset over Anya? But she didn’t
look upset. She looked afraid.
It started
to come back in vivid snapshots: rolling up to the after party, splashing
around the pool, finding Samantha on the balcony, going into Paradise, getting
summoned by Jen.
I started,
already out of breath:
“I had this
crazy –you’re going to laugh – I thought it would be really awesome if—”
She shook
her head to shush me, and looked away, twisting one long lock of hair growing
from her sideburn (what I called the ‘whisker strands’) around her finger and
tugging – a nervous habit of hers.
“DON’T DO THIS, OKAY,” she said in a quiet, disconnected
voice.
She sounded
quietly devastated. Her voice had a soft, dry rasp like she hadn’t spoken in a
long time. She swallowed and cleared her throat.
“I’m sorry,”
I emphasized, even though one look at her face made my insides go to jelly. “I should
have told you what was up. Yeah, I’ve done some dumb, dangerous things, but I’m
still trying to negotiate being with you and having a normal life at the same
time. I’m trying my hardest to have both. But I want to be good for you most of
all. So please just give me another chance, if I just—”
“JERRY,
STOP.”
The seat
squeaked again as she folded one leg over the other and leaned forward, resting
her upper body on her thighs and staring into her lap as she took a steadying
breath. Then she turned her head, giving me a small wan smile.
“LISTEN TO
ME. THERE IS SO MUCH THAT I … GOD—” the small smile slipped, her voice
fluttered and her eyes helplessly flickered up at the ceiling, as if to avoid
looking at me, “—WHY CAN’T I EVEN SPEAK RIGHT NOW?”
The air didn’t
feel still and serene anymore. It was slowly being sucked out of my lungs, trickling
away.
“What’s
wrong?”
She uncrossed her leg again, turning in her
seat to face me properly, but her voice wasn’t coming out.
“EXCUSE ME,
MISS TOMLIN,” came a kind male voice.
We both
looked. A young male doctor entered the room and stopped by my bed. “IT’S
ALMOST TIME,” he explained. “THE OPERATING ROOM IS BEING PREPARED FOR JERRY. A
PHYSICIAN IS JUST COMING UP TO GIVE HIM A HINT OF GAS, AND THEN WE’LL—”
Then he
noticed I was awake.
"—BEGIN…WELL,
HOWDY DO, THERE, MR MOUSSEAU," he said gently. "WE’VE HAD A COMPREHENSIVE
TALK WITH YOUR FIANCEE AND SINCE YOU WERE UNCONSCIOUS AND SHE’S CONSENTED FOR
YOU TO HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT PROCEDURE.”
“What kind
of procedure?” I asked warily. Voices were too hushed and postures too still
and rehearsed. “What’s happening?”
The doctor
lowered himself beside the bed to get closer to my eye level, though even in a
crouch he was heads taller.
“YOU’VE
DEVELOPED A SERIOUS SIDE-EFFECT AS A RESULT OF THE ROBURFORTIS YOU’VE BEEN
TAKING. IT’S CALLED CARDIAC THROMBOSIS, AND MEANS BLOOD CLOTS HAVE BUILT UP IN
YOUR HEART. IT’S NEVER COME UP IN THE TRIALS ON NORMAL SIZE SUBJECTS, BUT THE
MEDICATION HAS HAD AN UNPREDICTABLE ADVERSE EFFECT ON YOUR MINIATURE SYSTEM.”
I heard
‘blood clot’ and ‘heart’ and began to feel panicked.
“Am I
okay?”
“YOU'RE
SCHEDULED FOR IMMEDIATE SURGERY,” the doctor said, not answering my question. “WE’RE
GOING TO OPEN YOU UP, AND CUT THE CLOTS OUT. IT'S GOING TO BE INCREDIBLY SMALL
SCALE AND WE’LL BE CUTTING IT INCREDIBLY FINE, AND SO THERE IS A SIZEABLE
CHANCE THAT ONE OF THESE CLOTS RUPTURES, AND YOU MAY LOSE A LOT OF BLOOD , AND
IF THAT HAPPENS YOU MIGHT NOT RECOVER FROM IT.”
Despite my
size, the room felt too small, and continuing to shrink in on me.
“That’s
worst case scenario, though, right?” I dismissed. “What’s the actual expected
outcome?”
“THE CHANCE
OF A CATASTOPHIC RUPTURE IS ABOUT SIXTY-NINE PERCENT LIKELY."
I lay my
head back, stunned.
“That can’t
be it,” I prattled, “Are you sure?” I eyed him with terrible hope. “You mean my
chance of survival is worse than a coin flip?”
He patted
the bump under the sheet that was my foot with a big stubby fingertip.
“AN
EXPERIENCED TEAM OF SURGEONS IS GOING TO BE WORKING ON YOU TONIGHT, AND WE’RE
GOING TO GIVE THIS THE BEST SHOT WE CAN, I PROMISE YOU THAT.”
Tonight?
There had to be a mistake. Tonight? All I get is tonight, and then wham,
nothing?
Sure
enough, the muted TV screen displayed the time: it was nearly eight-thirty. The
after party must have been yesterday. Now today was coming to an end as well,
and much faster for me of anyone.
An orderly
entered the room, the doctor rose, and the bed began to tremble as they both
worked to get the bed moving. Jen jumped up and gripped the side rail, fixing
herself to the bedside.
I rustled
around on the bed, trying to keep my balance through every minor tremor and
bump as the bed rolled out of the room.
“I just
woke up!” I said. “Can I have a moment with my fiancée to process this?”
“THE CLOTS
ARE INCREDIBLY VOLATILE,” the doctor explained as the room’s walls passed by,
and changed to the outside corridor. “ONE OF THEM COULD RUPTURE SPONTANOUSLY,
OR MIGRATE TO ANOTHER PART OF YOUR BODY AND CAUSE FATAL EMBOLISM.”
The bed
conveyed me swiftly down the long white corridor, world was moving past on
either side, lino floor trundling along. A doctor moved ahead of the bed, and
beyond him, at the end of the long corridor were the twin operating room doors.
Jen was
still at the rail, going wherever the bed went.
“I KNOW
YOU’RE SCARED,” she insisted, like she was giving me a pep talk before a big
sports game. “FOCUS ON THE SOUND OF MY VOICE.”
“I’m
sorry,” I muttered, wanting to kick myself for ever taking the medication. “I
fucked up.”
“YOU’RE
GOING TO BE OKAY.” Her voice was slightly too insistent, as if daring me to
disagree.
The bed was
wheeled through doors, and then paused in a small room outside the operating
room. There were tugging sensations as a doctor began cutting away at my
‘Beautiful Mistake’ t-shirt with a tiny, kink-tipped pair of medical shears.
With the t-shirt stripped away, the cool air sent my flesh crawling.
Meanwhile,
one of the doctors handed Jennifer some forms.
“WE’RE
GOING TO TAKE AN X-RAY OF HIM BEFORE WE BEGIN. PLEASE READ THROUGH THIS AND
SIGN HERE—”
While she
read over the information, voices of passing surgeons blared in and out of my
hearing.
Maybe
something she read in the forms then distressed her because her breath started
coming out in trembling and uneven waves. She
signed the forms and they were briskly taken away again. Within a minute she’d composed herself again.
Then she was speaking to me in a rapid tone, trying to get her words in before
the doctors whisked me off into the operating room:
“WHEN YOU
WAKE UP,” she said firmly, “I’M GOING TO BE RIGHT HERE WITH YOU.”
If I wake up, I thought.
She seemed
to read what I was thinking on my face. Her lips sucked in tightly before she
went on: “THEN YOU’RE COMING HOME WITH ME, AND YOU’RE GOING TO GET A NICE HOT DROP
IN THE TUB,” she brushed a thumb over my shaved head, “WASH ALL THE ANYA OFF.”
I pulled at
her thumb until it lowered, and placed a kiss on the velvety ripples of her thumbpad.
“I love you,
Jennifer.”
She
faltered.
“YOU’RE
GOING TO PUSH THROUGH FOR ME – WE GOT THIS!”
A small
team was converging on the bed again to send it up the last leg of the long
corridor.
Her vast upper
body dipped to push a big kiss on my face while the soft weight of her
fingertip slipped into my hand. She said in a very small voice against my head:
“Love you
too, baby.”
Then the
bed surged forward and slammed through the operating room’s double doors.
The room
was dim except for bright lights directly overhead, so like stadium strobes,
but the blue-gowned audience was deathly quiet, their eyes drawn and, and their
expressions were hidden behind surgical masks.
A plastic
mask was secured over my face, surprisingly small enough to fit. It wasn’t an
actual surgical mask, but a piece of tubing cut into a cone shape, with the
cone fitting around my jaw. A doctor’s humungous rubber gloved hand blocked my
vision as it held the tubing to my mouth, while the vaporous sensation of
rubber-scented gas began pouring into my lungs.
“JUST A
SMALL COCKTAIL, JERRY,” a voice rumbled overhead, “AND THIS’LL BE ALL OVER IN A
SNAP.”
‘Snap’
sounded painful, and final. But the gas was causing time to contract and
expand. The walls started to waver like I was underwater. My eyes floated
around the room, settling on the clock on the wall. The second hand jumped
around. The numbers became too blurry to read. Then my brain was too blurry to
think. Finally, everything went dark.
I fell
through several confusing dreams.
In the
final one, a giant cat leapt up onto the operating table, causing the table to
depress with its weight, and began licking my face, over and over, with measured
strokes of its scratchy tongue.
Then I was
awake.
A machine droned to the side, and another captured and
replayed my heartbeat in regular beeps. A piece of tubing was secured over my
lower face with tiny straps, sending a fine vapor of anti-inflammation steroid
into my lungs.
My body was
still slack and leaden, with bandages wrapped protectively all around. Under
the bandages I was naked, and remembered my clothes had been cut away, and the
hospital had no gown small enough for me. My throat was stiff as a board, and there
was a bottomless ache in my torso that wasn’t being totally covered up by the
anesthesia.
The giant cat
was still licking my face, or the part not covered by the tubing mask.
But there
was no cat. It was actually a very large thumb stroking my eyelids repeatedly
as if trying to gently coax them open. The scratchy-textured feeling returned,
but this was a thumbnail, grazing through my scalp. Then more stroking of my
eyelashes.
A soft
rumble right at my head:
“YOU’VE GOT A LITTLE IODINE…UM…” It was Jen, and she didn’t
sound certain if I was awake or not, “…LET ME TAKE CARE OF THAT.”
A soft cool sensation ran around my brow, bathing my face in
fragrant antibacterial lotion. I relaxed, feeling like I was lying in a day spa,
then I opened my eyes.
Her face was held so close to mine that it was everywhere. She
lay on her front, taking up the bed’s length, with her arms folded right at my
feet.
“JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW,” she said, “IF YOU WEREN’T PLUGGED
INTO THAT VAPEMASTER, I WOULD BE SUCKING YOUR FACE RIGHT NOW.”
A couple of nurses entered, and Jen moved across the bed to
allow them to check up on me and adjust the machines. One of them flashed a
little light in my eyes and had to bring her face in very close to make out my
pupils.
Jen asked them if the tubing mask was necessary now that I’d
woken up. They agreed, removed it, and then left the room.
The vapors had been cool and silky and oxygenated, but now I
had to use my lungs to draw breath and it hurt the incision site on my chest.
A pair of big plush lips rushed at my face, giving me the
unique POV of a straw about to be drunk from, before smoothly replacing where
the tubing had been with the seal of her mouth, while her tongue slipped under
my jaw to hold my head still. The compression of her puckering lips created a
pulling sensation in my lungs that made my chest hurt a little more.
I pushed at her chin and moaned.
“I need a break!”
She drew back, looking hurt.
Embarrassed, I avoided her eyes. I looked out the window to
the side. It was raining. I hadn’t realized; Jen lay so close she bathed me in
her body warmth.
The pain in my chest settled, and now I was more conscious;
my vision had brightened and sharpened and suddenly appreciated how beautiful
she was with her exotic Firebird makeup, baggy sweatpants and halter top
showing a black sports bra underneath.
She lay down on her side, easing her head onto the pillow to
avoid disturbing my body. If I turned my head to her, I got a direct view of
her nose.
Suddenly, she let out a long sigh, catching me head on in a
warm exhalation.
“I JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU WOULD DECIDE RIGHT NOW IS
THE TIME TO HAVE THIS TALK.”
“What talk?” I replied.
“LOOK, I HAVE BEEN IN SOME HAIR-RAISING RELATIONSHIPS,” she
rose onto her forearms again, “BUT I THOUGHT WE WERE BETTER THAN THAT. WHEN WE
FALL, WE FALL ON OUR FEET.”
“If this is about me not contacting you, I had no phone.”
“THINGS AREN'T...PERFECT, OBVIOUSLY,” she went on, “BUT I
LOVE YOU, AND I AM TRYING MY HARDEST,
TOO.” She paused for breath. “YOU NEVER GAVE ME A CHANCE, JERRY; HOW WAS I
SUPPOSED TO KNOW YOU WEREN’T HAPPY?”
“I am happy,” I
countered, “I’m alive! You think I don’t want to be with you anymore?” Then I
understood. “I don’t want a break
from you, I just needed air.”
She propped up onto her elbow and gave me a probing look
with piercing green eyes.
“HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN SEEING HER?” As she said this, her
pointer finger softly dug into my throat and began to search around. When
applied to my neck or chest, her fingerpads were basically an in-built lie
detector system, finely attuned to changes in pulse rate.
“You mean Anya? It’s not me who is into her. It’s my driver,
Raf.”
But I wondered if that would still be true after he found
out what happened.
Jen frowned, squeezing my neck a little with the press of
her fingertip.
“THEN TELL ME WHY YOU WENT ON TOUR WITH HER.”
“I was trying to network with her as a favor for Raf.” I
stared hard at the bedsheet. “But…she took me and wouldn’t let me leave.”
She ran a hand over the top of her head as she considered
this, pulling her hair tight. Then let go of her hair and shook her head:
“WELL, NO MORE FAVORS FOR RAF. HE FAILED HIS ONE JOB, AND I
FIRED HIM.”
“What?” I looked back up at her. She was serious. “Hey, I like Raf!”
“ISN’T THIS THE GUY WHO THREW YOU UP ON THE METAL SCAFFOLDING
AT GALAXY?” Her brows pinched
together dangerously, “—AND THEN LIED TO ME ABOUT IT?”
“What did he say?”
“THAT THE BOUNCER TOOK YOU OUT TO PEE IN THE ALLEY,” she
scoffed.
I dwelled on this for a second.
“You’re right, I need a new gofer.”
“JERRY…” she said plaintively, propping her head up in her
hands, and massaged her brow, “…COME HOME. YOU’RE SICK BABE.” She stroked the
tip of her nose into the side of my head. “LET ME FIX YOU UP…ALL OVER.”
I kissed the tip of her nose. She smiled and then her broad
tongue rolled up my face, leaving a sticky trail.
“SORRY,” she giggled. “REFLEX.”
Chapter 67: Another Proposal by Zerda
I lay in
the sunny patch on the queen bed, waiting for my body to air dry. I had a hand
towel, but it was so warm, I got caught up sunbaking.
Outside, a
car rolled past and stopped around the other side of the house. The installed
electronics on the front door were triggered to open at the sound of my voice.
It was simple enough get the door, but since I was naked I trusted Jennifer
would chase unwanted visitors away.
I had
started venturing out into the back garden – or, actually, riding in the safety
of her pocket while she grew plants for homemade exfoliating products.
Sometimes she playfully buried me in the soil up to my neck, or chased me with
the hose stream.
As I
listened for whether the visitor was going to come to the front door, Jennifer
swept into the room. She was dressed up and made up, catching me totally off
guard. I jumped up in surprise and
rushed for my hand towel.
Seeing me
running naked brought out her silly, playful side. In three quick strides she
was at the bed, and with a soft push from her fingertips, I was swept off my
feet and pinned under the weight of her palm.
“STILL NOT
DRESSED,” she said, sighing. My chest wound was still healing and hurt a little
from the pressure of her hand,
Her thumb
was cupping my groin, and began stroking softly. She must have recently
moisturized her hands because her touch was cool and butter smooth. My brain
spaced out a little, then remembered where I was.
“I need a
second!” I groaned.
She lifted
her hand, and a cloud of perfume lowered over my head as she sunk into a crouch
beside the bed as if this was supposed to make me feel less self-conscious, but
it didn’t, because her hair was like a lustrous cascade, her short skirt showed a mile of leg that ended in a fuckable pair of
heels, and I was tiny and naked and completely hot for her.
While I
stood and stared, she said:
“GET ON IT.
WE HAVE COMPANY.”
I looked
past her, and uncomfortably through the window.
“I
noticed.”
She rose to
her feet again and said in a low, brisk voice:
“YOU MAY BE
IN FOR A GAB ABOUT AN OCCUPATION TRANSPLANT, SO PUT YOUR GAME FACE ON.”
“What?”
“YOU’VE GOT
A JOB INTERVIEW.”
My brow
scrunched in confusion.
“Since...now? What? How do you
know?”
She gave me
an ultra smooth smile.
“I KNOW
EVERYTHING. I’M YOUR MANAGER NOW; EVERYTHING FLOWS THROUGH ME.”
“Could you have warned me about this earlier?!” I hugged the towel to my body tightly,
my skin breaking out in nervous goosebumps. “I can’t give a job interview right
now, what is this even for?– give me some bullet points!”
With one
lightning fast motion, she snatched the towel clean out of my hands.
“Hey!”
Then she
took a deep breath, brought her lips right up as if she was just about to kiss
me, but instead emptied her lungs upon my tiny standing form. The powerful warm
blast buffeted my body enough to stagger me backwards.
“ALL DRY!”
she said. “NOW GET DRESSED.”
Once she
strode out, I rushed around looking for clothes. Not just any clothes but
something smart and impressive, which was not so simple for someone my size. Luckily
the designer I modelled underwear for had gifted me with a specially tailored
little suit as a gift for my work.
…And somehow,
it must have gone missing, because it was not in the obvious places, but it
didn’t make sense how I could have misplaced my best outfit. It might have been
with my stuff up in St Palma. A special courier service was supposed to be
sending my stuff down in the mail, but it hadn’t arrived yet.
I jumped
back up onto the bed and raced towards the bedside table on Jen’s side. Some of
my tiny outfits were folded in a pile up there, one of them must be the tailored suit. But even
while searching the pile I could see in my mind the suit amongst my other
clothes, stored away in the apartment.
But I had
nothing else. Every other outfit on the pile was wrong. Some of them weren’t even proper outfits, but doll clothes. I
looked at the folded outfits in dismay, faced with a very grim choice.
The sound
of upbeat chatter bounced down the hallway towards the bedroom, and next second,
Jen burst in. I flinched.
An instant
later, Samantha swept inside the room after her. I stared in dumb confusion,
and the two women stopped and stared at me.
Then
remembered I was naked.
“Not now! Not
ready!” I cried, diving onto the bed and running for my hand towel.
“JERRY!”
Jen grunted, sweeping her hair back. She marched up to the bedside table,
snatched up an outfit at random and threw it at me. I stared at it
despondently.
“PUT IT ON,”
she commanded. “YOUR JOB INTERVIEW STARTED TWO MINUTES AGO.”
They were
sitting around the dining table when I came out into the living room.
Superman’s logo was emblazoned on my chest, and the red cape flapped around my
legs.
I skipped
like a pebble over the floor, and stopped at Jen’s massive left stiletto, which
was tapping with contained restlessness, visible only to me. Her toenails shone
with a new layer of translucent polish.
I smacked
my palms down on the stubby knuckle of her big toe, until she twisted fluidly
in her seat – and without breaking the light conversation – her hand shot under
the table and plucked up my cape so fast the air whooshed out of my lungs. Then
I was flying into the air, much less impressively than the real Superman.
“WRONG
FLOOR, MISTER,” Jen drawled. “UP HERE.”
Dangling by
Jen’s fingertips, I found myself suspended like a food offering just above
Samantha’s hands, which were resting one on top of the other, on the tabletop.
The fake tan was gone and her naturally olive shade showed. She lifted one hand
and her soft fingerpads pushed up into the soles of my feet, a pointer beneath
my left, and her middle finger beneath my right, as if I was standing on them,
though I still completely relied on Jen not to drop my cape and sending me
crashing back to planet dining table.
She amused
herself briefly with the sight of me ‘standing’ on her fingertips.
“Hi, Samantha,”
I nodded, trying to act both like she was a surprise and like I’d expected her
all along. “H-How are you?”
“NO
POLITENESS, JERRY,” she said kindly, tapping my soles, seemingly in a
self-conscious effort to appear unconcerned, and her nail tips prickled my
heels, “LET’S BE DIRECT. IT’S ABOUT YOUR WORK. ACTING IS VULNERABLE; IT’S
NORMAL; IT MAKES PEOPLE VULNERABLE, BUT FOR YOU, THAT’S A PROBLEM.”
“Um,” I
took a deep breath as her probing touch accidentally tickled the soles of my
feet. “Is this a job interview?”
“NO INTERVIEW; A DISCUSSION. YOU WANT TO BE RESPECTED, I
UNDERSTAND, BUT YOU TRY TOO HARD AND END UP IN THESE UNSAFE ENVIRONMENTS, AND IT MAKES EVERYONE'S LIFE HARDER TO WORRY ABOUT YOU.”
“What
choice do I have?” I grunted. “Actors can’t work from home, I have to be on
set, in front of a camera, around normal size actors.”
Jen, still
gripping my cape, blurted at my back:
“THIS IS NOT ABOUT YOU GETTING LOST ON SET OR
HAVING A PROP MALFUNCTION. IT’S A PEOPLE PROBLEM, LIKE WHAT HAPPENED AT THE
SKYROS CLUB – EXCEPT I DON’T KNOW ABOUT THAT BECAUSE YOU NEVER TOLD ME.”
I felt her
eyes staring hard into the back of my perspiring neck. Then the table pushed up
against my feet as she released my cape. I turned and looked up at her.
“That was
Farris’s idea,” I said, feeling lame.
“THEN YOU
NEED A NEW DRIVER, AND YOU NEED A NEW
AGENT,” she retorted, sweeping me around with her hand to send me in Samantha’s
direction. Now I stared up at Samantha, hopelessly confused.
She seemed
nonplussed by Jen’s sharpness, and offered me a small, sympathetic smile. I
realized she must have told Jen about Skyros.
“SO, YOU
HAD A BIG OPERATION,” she ventured, “ARE YOU FEELING BETTER?” Her fingertip
brushed my chest, and withdrew when I winced. “YOU’RE NOT.” She stroked under
my chin in apology.
“I’m basically
just my usual self again,” I bashfully pushed her finger away. “Almost.”
“BENE.”
Accepting
this, she went on:
“I WANT TO
DISCUSS AN OPPORTUNITY WITH YOU, MAYBE A GOOD THING. I’M WITH A DIFFERENT
AGENCY NOW.”
“You mean a
modelling agency? I didn’t know you still wanted to be a model.”
“NO, I
DON’T. I WANT TO BE A SUPERMODEL; RUN MY OWN BUSINESS FROM THE TOP. AT THE
MOMENT I’M WITH THIS AGENCY MANAGEMENT TEAM, MUCH BETTER FOR ME. AND, IF YOU
WANT TO MEET THEM, THEY WON’T NEED AN INTRODUCTION.”
“I have to
think about it. Is this another underwear contract?”
She
considered this, gently capturing my head between her fingertips and gently tracing
around my skull.
“IF YOU
WANT TO MODEL, SAY, LIKE ME, THEY COULD MANAGE YOU. BUT YOU DON’T NEED TO MODEL.
I AM THINKING IF YOU JOINED THIS TEAM, YOU COULD BE MY AGENT’S DEPARTMENT ASSISTANT,
AND HELP MANAGE ME. OR, IF YOU WANT, BE MY ASSISTANT, THE LITTLE MASTER OF MY BRAND.”
“Wow,” I
said, breathlessly trying to catch up. “That sounds heavy. What can I do for
you?”
“WE’LL FIND
A PLACE FOR YOU. I WILL TAKE YOU WITH ME TO WORK AND SUPERVISE YOU, AND THEN WE
FINISH AND I TAKE YOU HOME.”
“You’d have
to fly me to work,” I said slowly. “I don’t have my apartment anymore.”
Jen replied
over my shoulder:
“UM, SO, WE
HAVE A COUPLE OF OPTIONS TO MAKE THIS A THING, JERRY. WE COULD FIND YOU A NEW
APARTMENT, OR…I COULD MOVE TO ST
PALMA.”
“But what
about your job?”
“I AM TRYING
TO GIVE YOU AN EVEN CHOICE HERE, BUT I REALLY NEED YOU TO PICK THE SECOND ONE,
BECAUSE I’VE GOT A JOB TRANSFER UP THERE NOW,” she gave my back a quick excited
poke, “I’M MOVING TO A NEW PALACE AND YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE A VERY SPECIAL
PLACE IN MY LUGGAGE KIT!”
There was
no question. What Jennifer wanted she got. And -- damn me -- I was too happy to give.
“That’s
awesome! I want to be luggage!”
*
Much later,
I awoke to find I’d been napping on the sofa. All the lights through the house
– except for the bedroom – were off, and I couldn’t turn them back on. In my
apartment in St Palma I’d had tiny rope ladders leading up to the light
switches.
There was
an empty, toy-sized black glass bottle nearby. Frowning, I picked it up.
“JERRY?”
Jennifer
called out from the bedroom.
‘Yes?” I
called back.
“ARE YOU
THINKING OF COMING TO BED SOON?”
“In a
minute.”
“GOTCHA…BUT
REALLY, THOUGH, I’M SAYING IT’S YOUR BEDTIME. NOW.”
Hearing the
concealed growl in her voice, I jumped up.
“Coming!”
I scampered
through the dark house, homing in on the only source of light, glowing from out
of the master bedroom.
The end of
the bed faced the doorway. She was sprawled on her front on the bed, and still
like a Sphinx, one arm dangling down over the edge of the mattress towards the
floor, silently watching me walk in. Her feet were up, rubbing against each
other. She was naked.
“Hey, what
happened to this?” I said, waving the toy sized bottle. It had been full of Valpolicella
when Samantha had gifted it to me. Now it was empty.
“OH…” she
let out a breath, tracking me with her eyes. “JUST A TINY SAMPLE.”
“It doesn’t
look like a tiny sample. It looks like a tiny the whole thing.”
She
giggled. Her lashes sunk and fluttered at me with suggestion.
“I SAVED
YOU A DROP,” she said, sucking her lips, “YOU JUST HAVE TO CLIMB IN AND GET
IT.”
She held
out her hand and wiggled her fingers to suggest that I only had to reach her
hand, and then she would lift me the rest of the way. I hesitated, and then her
hand seemed to grow, and grow, over me, I cowered in its shadow, staggering
back.
“No chest!”
I put my arms up in front of me, as ineffective as it was, “It hurts.”
The hand
kept coming, but now hesitantly.
“THIS IS ME
TOTALLY BEING GENTLE.” One of her fingertips inched into my shoulder. My skin
crawled with anticipatory pain.
“OKAY, ON
THE FLOOR,” she instructed, “I’LL JUST TAKE YOUR ANKLES.”
I scoffed.
“Can you
leave me some dignity?”
Finally,
she decided to grasp my head between pointer finger and thumb and lift me.
“Oof,” I
groaned, rising through the air. As I dangled, with her breasts pointing into
my face, she flipped over and lay back on some piled up pillows, and pulling
the blanket up. My limbs were pushed and manoeuvred as she literally pulled me
out of my clothes. Then I was swept under the darkness of the blanket, and was lain
over the padded mound of her right breast. The blanket trapped me beneath,
keeping me pressed to her chest, although I could still move. I fastened my
hands around the chunky red bottleneck of an erect nipple.
My hands
were cold and from outside the t-shirt, she lifted the blanket only long enough
to send my head an admonitory flick with a fingertip. I started running my
palms fast around the nipple to get my hands to warm up. Her chest seemed to
float up and down as she gave a deep yawn. She shifted, folding one arm behind
her head as I sculpted and slapped her nipple until my biceps burned. Reaching
across the bedside table for a stick of lip gloss, she said:
“HOW’S MY
GUY? BEEN THINKING ABOUT EARLIER?”
From the
other side of the fabric that tented my head, I could sense her watching me –
or, specifically, watching the tiny mound of blanket indicating where my head
was.
I replied
sincerely:
“It sounds
really big and, right now I like it here.”
She spent a
moment painting her lips with the tube of gloss.
“YUH,” she
said abruptly. “BUT BEFORE WE KNOW IT, YOU WANT OUT AGAIN.”
She was
probably right, and I knew it. She went on:
“WE NEED A
BETTER SYSTEM, SO WHAT’S THE PLAN?”
“You
choose,” I said, fixating on the darkened bulb of her nipple. When I scrunched
it between my hands, the blood vessels tapped against my palms. “I mean, you usually
do.”
“IF YOU
WORK FOR HER,” she said meaningfully, “YOU NEED TO WORK WITH ME AT HOME. GET
IT?”
When I
didn’t reply, the blanket whipped up and her hand came in and softly stuck my
face with the stub-ended gloss.
“Hey!” I
spit syrupy lip gloss out of my mouth and blinking it out of my eyes as the
fabric dropped on my head again.
“COULDN’T
RESIST,” she giggled, refreshing her lips with the gloss again.
“I didn’t
realize you both were talking about me.”
“SHE CAME
FOR ME WITH THE OFFER, BUT I MEAN, IN A WEIRD WAY, IT COULD WORK, YOU THINK?”
“You’re really
okay with it?”
“SINCE YOU
ASK, YES. YES, I AM.” I wobbled around on her ribcage as she gave her spine a long, luxurious stretch: “SHE WANTS TO BACK YOU UP AND I
THINK SHE’D KICK MORE BUTT FOR YOU THAN FARRIS DOES.”
I swallowed
hard, wondering how we were going to negotiate bathroom work breaks. There was
also a more pressing issue.
“You know
that… Samantha likes me?” my hands were working in nervous, rapid motions
around the span of her nipple, which was firm and inflamed with arousal. I worked tirelessly to keep the nipple a tight bud.
Her chest
went down as she let out a sarcastic whoosh of breath. She seemed about to say
something else, and then changed her mind.
"GOOD TO KNOW." Her tone told me she'd already figured this out.
I raked my
nails over her nipple until she made a gasping sigh of contentment.
“WE TALKED SOME
ON THE FLIGHT TO RIVERA,” she said finally, “AND WE BOTH AGREE THE JERRY
FANBASE IS A BIG PROBLEM. THEY’RE OUT OF HAND. GIRLS LOOK AT YOU LIKE THEY WANNA
SLIP YOU INTO THEIR PANTIES. I’VE GOT TO SAY, I’M LIKING THAT SOMEONE HAS MY
BACK ON THAT. AND I DON’T THINK THAT SOME PANTY SLIPPAGE IS HER AGENDA HERE.”
“You might
be right,” I said, recalling a comment she made once in her car when I suggested being driven between her thighs.
There was a surge of cool air as Jen whipped the blanket back.
“BUT IF
IT’S A BAD IDEA, JUST SAY THE WORD, I’LL SHUT THE WHOLE THING.”
“I don’t
think she’s like that anymore, but she does like to touch me a little. Just soft
petting.”
Her hand
zoomed under the blanket and unceremoniously plucked my neck up between pointer
and thumb transferred to the opposite breast. I coughed and rubbed where her
nailtip had accidentally depressed my throat, and then began swirling my hands
around the other nipple.
She went on
seriously:
“SHE’S NOT
PERFECT, BUT FUCK IT, SHE HELPED ME GET YOU BACK.” There was a soft touch to my
head from outside the blanket, “IF SHE WANTS TO PROTECT YOU FROM BULLSHIT I CAN
GET BEHIND THAT.” Her voice got softer. “I…REALLY
WANT SOMETHING BETTER TO WORK FOR YOU, BABE.."
She shifted
and I grabbed her nipple in the dark as the invisible landscape of her torso
rocked beneath. The gentle rising and falling of her chest seemed to deepen as she went quiet in thought.
"ACTING IS TAKING MORE AND MORE BITES OUT OF YOU AND THERE’S LESS LEFT OVER FOR ME.”
She shook the thought off, and said with a tiny trill in her voice:
“AND I KNOW
YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN ANYTHING.”
“More than
everything.”
“BOLD
WORDS.” Her voice rose with seductive intrigue. “WHY DON’T YOU GIVE ME A TASTE
HOW MUCH.”
The stiff
feeling spreading along my manhood was urging me on.
“Whatever
you say, I’ll do it.”
The blanket
rustled as she spread her legs and the scent of her wetness hit me like a wave.
Trapped under the blanket it quickly grew so thick I could taste it in the back
of my throat. Taking deep sucks of air, trying to strain the oxygen through the
musky fumes made my chest cramp.
“I’M GOING
TO CLOSE MY EYES,” she said, positively gleeful now, “AND YOU’RE GOING TO CREEP
DOWN AND GIVE ME SOME CLIT SUCKLES.”
The romantic notions swirling in my head expired.
“You didn’t
talk to me like this before I shrunk,” I complained. Then spluttered
helplessly, “I’m older than you!”
“I’M BIGGER
THAN YOU.”
Resigned, I
began crawling on hands and knees down her torso, like a foamy mat that dipped
subtly around the ridges of her ribs, and growing firm and taut over her
abdominal wall. It was pitch black under the blanket and there was only the
hungry scent to use for direction, becoming dizzyingly potent as I crawled in
the right direction down her waistline.
My crawling
tickled her; she took a deep breath and shifted her hips, trying hard not to
tip me off. I couldn’t help tickling her, and tried to speed up, at least to
shorten the ordeal. With a frustrated moan she shifted again, and a hand came
sweeping down her body to scratch her stomach. A nail poked my butt to urge me
lower, and faster.
Hair prickled
my palms as I made it onto her mound, and then slid off her labia and bounced
on the mattress below. I felt around blindly for the soft, silky folds of her
womanhood and began trying to push them back to expose her clitoris. Her slit
was already starting to accumulate a lining of moisture, and the slippery
labial folds kept trying to reform into
their normal position and swallow up my hands.
The tang of
her scent was so strong it felt like it was stuffed up inside my head. My eyes
watered. The pocket of bedsheet trapped me in a sauna with just her fragrant
lusting pussy and no distraction or escape. The pussy would decide to let me
escape again only after it had been satisfied. But I had needs too, and
sometimes Jen required a little prodding to remember them.
“I want to
be looking at you when I come,” I yelled out.
She lifted
the blanket and the outside light pierced into my eyes. I blinked rapidly until
I could see her face framed from between the dark masses of her thighs, and
further up, framed by her breasts. It made me feel hopelessly dwarfed by her
lower anatomy. From her perspective I must have been the top of a tiny head
lucky to poke up past her slit.
She seemed
to consider what I’d said.
“GIVE ME A
TAP OR SOMETHING WHEN YOU’RE READY, AND I’LL TAKE YOU OUT AND YOU CAN LOOK AT
MY TITS.”
“I just
want eye contact.”
She leaned
back against the stack of pillows. Her breasts lifted, rising and falling hypnotically,
nipples red and erect.
“AND I JUST
WANT YOU TO BANG ME UP AGAINST THE WALL. IF YOU CAN DO THAT AND I’LL MAKE IT
SPECIAL FOR YOU.”
“Er, thanks.”
“HEY, AIR
KISS.” She pressed a kiss to her fingertips, and then sent her hand down after
me and gently stamped my lips with a fingerpad blotched with lip gloss. Her
nails twirled against my hair and one of them gave my skull a small, urging
flick.
“GET
SUCKLING,” she said, “YOU’RE LIVING, EATING AND BREATHING THIS PUSSY.”
She gave a
leisurely stretch, instinctively tilting her womanhood at me. My tiny hands
searched around the top of her slit before hitting upon the warm swelling
indicating her clitoral hood. I began to run my hands around it in sensual
arcs, scratching and tugging it. My touch was so delicate I needed to be a
little rougher than normal.
Her
clitoris started to firm up and warm against the hood. Pressing my palms either side, I
leaned in and tried to capture the bulb with my mouth. It was soft, plush and
moist, and very warm, not unlike a puckered pair of lips, so that’s what I
pretended it was.
As I started to make out with it, she let out a delighted gasp. Her hips
gave an involuntary shudder, causing the labial folds to slip and seal around
my head like a really huge pair of floppier lips determined to suck on my skull like it was a gobstopper. I thrust my arms beneath the folds and peeled them away again, and they slipped back with a sticky, stomach-turning sound like someone licking my ears. Then it
was back to the clitoral bulb to resume the make out session.
Her hips
made a small thrusting motion toward me in the dark, and now the two wet labia came together to press to my front and stuck. When her hips drew back again, I was pulled along.
Startled, my arms thrashed for a handhold and accidentally plunged beneath
layers of slippery flesh. Her hips made another reflexive boost, this time capturing
my head and pushing me forward and down.
Herculean vaginal
muscles drew tight, forbidding my head to enter her. Instead, the muscular
contraction caused my face to get run down the lip of her slit before ending up
squashed hard against the taut stretch of flesh that was her perineum. I was on
the cusp of her ass; any lower and I would get sucked into the crinkly darkness of her asshole.
Her hips
bucked, drawing back enough to let me pull myself away. I rubbed myself against
the mattress to dry a little before reapproaching. Then I
began massaging the hood again, and french kissing the deep red bulb of her clit.
As her
arousal built, she began to issue agonized groans and let out gusts of panting
breath. The airwaves were usually dominated with her vocals during sex, which
at normal size made my dick rigid with desire, but at tiny size the
unadulterated noise could beat at my miniature, sensitive ear drums like blows.
At least this was muffled by the blanket.
“YOU’RE
DOING SO GOOD, BABY…”
Her voice
vibrated my head like a soothing massage.
The
bedsprings creaked as her weight re-distributed. Her thighs tensed and pushed,
her hips lifted, tilted upward and then plunged down, practically on top of me.
My spine whumped onto the mattress while my erection was pulled inside her
asshole and clenched furiously. Her anus was so agonizingly tight my member
began to pound for relief. She responded by letting loose a series of rippling
gluteal scrunches that utterly dominated my member. Every scrunch drew my hips
tight in between her padded ass cheeks, and did not let go for several seconds.
Then an instant of reprieve before another killer, too-tight groin hug. She was bent on orgasming now, and my dick
was being pulled along for the ride. Pussy glaze dripped and splattered on my
chest.
An orgasm
was imminent, and the climactic convulsions were underway. Another viscous
screwing and my member so tight I thought my heart was going to stop.
My tiny
manhood fought desperately to keep up with her raging sex. The anal ring pulsed
around my girth with rapid twitching tugs, coming in too fast to count. Stars
were bursting into my eye as my balls felt like they were going to explode. I
was almost overcome with an equal agony and delight, and only barely holding
back a painful ejaculation, which her anal sphincter seemed utterly driven to
milk out.
Intuiting
her release, Jen cried out:
“I AM SO
WET BECAUSE OF YOU RIGHT NOW I THINK – OH MY GODDDDD—!”
Her voice
became a long sighing moan, at the same time her vagina made a decidedly
unromantic squelching sound while ejecting a load of musky female spunk which blasted
down onto my face with a wet splat. I couldn't move an inch to avoid it; her sphincter was iron tight around my penis, shackling me in place under the masses of her butt cheeks. Trembling, I gave up my load in defeat into
her ass, and no eye contact because my world was drenched in her cum.
After what
seemed like a long time, her deep, raking breaths loosened up into something
measured and relaxed, allowing me to slip out of her.
“THAT WAS
AN ACCIDENT,” she said obviously. Something – maybe a fingertip – came
searching for my penis and gave it an appreciative little flick, which was now
growing flaccid. Then she said in afterthought: “I MEAN, A HAPPY ACCIDENT.” There was a radiant smile in her voice. “DID WE
COME TOGETHER?”
Chapter 68: Pillow Talk by Zerda
“JERRY…?”
I snorted
awake.
“Yeah…?”
“DID I WAKE
YOU? I’M SORRY.”
“What is
it?”
“WHERE ARE
YOU? CAN YOU TOUCH ME OR SOMETHING.”
I poked my
head out of the blanket. The bedroom was dark, except for the light of Jen’s
phone. It wasn’t that late.
“Here.”
The
mattress rustled as her weight shifted. It was very warm under the blanket, and
built up with her scent. Not perfume but her pheromones.
“YOU
KNOW…MY BODY IS AN OPEN DOOR FOR YOU.”
I rolled
over, where her body was a blanket covered mountain. Separating us along the center was a long
bolster pillow. It was used as a divider to keep Jen on her side while she was
asleep, preventing her from rolling over and squashing me. Often, I woke up
early morning to find her spooning the pillow, with one arm and one leg curled
around. During sex, she also straddled and grinded it.
For even
more safety, I could have just not slept
in the bed. I could have returned to sleeping on my sponge on her bedside
table. But to her, sleeping in the same bed was the symbol of functioning,
long-term relationship, and that I was tied to her, even if our sizes were so
mismatched that I could be stashed in her armpit. First thing in the morning,
she needed to know that I was in the bed with her. Even if she had to ‘fish’
for me under the blanket. Or I’d inexplicably been pushed down to her feet. If
I was in the bed she knew where I was.
“Is that a
song lyric?” I mumbled.
“THAT IS
NOT MEANT TO BE A METAPHOR.”
“Are you
turned on again?”
There was a
soft, low giggle. “…MAYBE.”
She put her
phone down on the bedside table and rolled to face me. Reaching down, she tried
to delicately cup my face with her fingertips and stared at me. Her eyes were
burning with passion. I felt fuzzy inside. Whenever she tried to be romantic,
it made me feel like that. She was very good at it, if she actually tried. Her
fingertips went from cupping my face to delicately grasping my head between
them. Then she said:
“TELL ME
YOUR DIRTIEST FANTASY.”
Hard to
say. I’d done things – and had things done to me—that were dirtier than my
fantasies. I was starting to understand what Jen meant when she said she didn’t
need to fantasize during sex anymore. But for me, fantasizing cost precious reserves
of mental energy that I needed to endure a rigorous, punishing play session
with her.
“You got me
there.”
“GOD, YOU
KNOW, CAN YOU HUMOR ME JUST ONCE? I WANT TO PEE ON YOU.”
I thought
for a moment. Compared to some things we’d done it wasn’t the most extreme
thing she’d ever come up with. But it wasn’t sexual either. It was pure
degradation.
“What the
hell.”
“IS THAT
LIKE ‘WHAT THE HELL, LET’S DO IT?’”
“No.”
“I COULD
MAKE YOU A FAN. IT DRIVES YOU CRAZY WHEN I SQUIRT ON YOU.”
“That’s an
accident. You even said so.”
She laughed.
“PRETTY
GOOD AIM FOR AN ACCIDENT…”
She then
pushed the blanket back, reclined onto her back, and lifted her feet and
brought them together. I stared at her in bemusement.
“I thought
you didn’t like Yoga.”
“BUT THIS
ISN’T YOGA,” she countered. “I JUST NEED TO BURN OFF SOME ENERGY BEFORE I CAN
SLEEP, AND YOU’RE GOING TO BE MY EXERCISE BALL.”
“What?”
She
gathered me up in one hand and placed me on the soft terrain of her upturned
soles. Then, carefully, she began to raise her feet up until her legs were
straight and in full demonstration of her flexibility.
“DON’T
MOVE,” she instructed. “IF YOU TICKLE ME, I SWEAR I’LL MAKE YOU A BATH IN A CUP
OF WATER AND THEN ITS BOTTOMS UP.”
I was
balanced on the undersides of her big toes, and looked out past her feet. She
was lying on her back, gazing up at me, focusing on keeping me balanced.
I felt very
comfortable up in the air, beyond her immediate reach, and with the unusual
sight of looking down on her.
Then she
gave a great big yawn and her toes wiggled reflexively. I stumbled and was
almost flicked off like a speck of dirt caught between her toes. I somehow narrowly
averted falling into her open mouth and being bodily chugged down the slimy
tunnel by a purely accidental throaty spasm.
I stared
straight down at her yawning wide mouth with my stomach pressing into the
grainy underside of her big toe, and hugged on tight. She started bouncing me
up and down on the ball of her foot, and then, bringing her feet apart, tried
flipping me from one foot to the other. My face smacked into a toe or the
cushioning of her sole more than a few times. Then I completely overshot her
foot and went spinning down to the mattress.
In a snap,
her soft lips closed tight around my neck. Everything went dark and moist. My
body draped over her chin. Her bottom incisors rubbed against my throat to grip
my neck, but careful not to squeeze too hard, while her top incisors braced my
scalp. Her tongue sponged over my forehead, as if thoughtfully wiping away
perspiration. Then ran down my cheeks. Then the tip of her tongue flicked and
accidentally poked me in the eye. I made a tiny sound.
Realizing
what she’d done, she made a throaty giggle. Her tongue apologetically tapped my
nose. It slid over my face in hesitant, measured strokes, mapping where
everything was, and gently exploring as close to my eye socket as possible
without touching upon eyeball.
She’d once
told me that tracing my features with her tongue was incredibly erotic. Unlike
when I was normal size, she was unable to see me and had to guess where she was
by touch. She said it allowed her to explore my body in a totally new way, like
she was getting to know my body all over again.
I enjoyed
it too. It was not unlike the face massages she used to give me when I was
normal size, her special brand of ‘eyebrow massage’ except now wetter and with
a lot more risk of being poked in the eye. But it brought back some nice
nostalgia.
While the
strong current of her breath whipped my face, she began to drag her teeth back
and forth against my throat, not enough to bite, but just enough to make a
harmless rash. She was trying to give me a hickey, I realized. Except due to
the size of her teeth, it was more like a hickey from a great white shark. I
tried to calm my racing heart. She would be able to take my pulse with her
tongue against my carotid artery. If I betrayed any fear it would only elevate her
harsh delight.
With my
neck secure, she indulged in a couple of sucks of my head. With each suck, the
air was wrenched down her throat and made my head feel like it was going to
pop.
When my
head finally came out again, I was gasping for fresh air. The inside of her
mouth was scented like toothpaste and it stung with every breath I took. My
face felt like someone had run an ice cube all around it.
*
Stabbing
pains erupted in my tailbone, raced up my spine and burst into my skull. It was
dark, I was confused and couldn’t move. It felt like I was encased in cement. The
profound downward pressure on my body made it feel like someone was standing on
me. This was not completely untrue.
The
darkness was everywhere, even with my eyes open. A resonating female moan
trembled thickly through my body as if a subwoofer was pressed against me, very
loud yet heard as if through a wall. Crushing weight shifted around without
concern which parts of my anatomy were being grinded upon. For several moments
my body was dragged and stretched.
Somehow the
bolster pillow had failed. Jennifer had accidentally rolled over me in her
sleep, pinning me to the mattress beneath. Judging from the musky oversexed
staleness of the air, I was positioned somewhere near her upper thigh, very
close to the opening of her vagina.
I groped
around on hands and knees, looking for light. Failing that, I tried to figure
out which way her body was running, so I could crawl towards her head, where
the blanket ended.
As I
crawled blindly, I must have tickled her thighs by accident. There was a dry
sound like a rake over leaves as one of her hands combed lightly through the
razored spikes of her shaved mound, and down the inside of one leg. I let out a
yell, terrified she would accidentally grate me up between her fingertips like
cheese. A long nail bit into the back of my neck and scraped up my scalp, then
stopped as if seemingly confused, before busying itself scraping and tugging at
my head as if trying to figure out what it was attached to. In her sleep she
seemed to have confused my hair for more of her pubic spikes, and questioned
why my head was detached from the rest.
I yelled
again and it seemed to startle her, although she didn’t fully awaken. She
shifted, gave a sleep-dazed grunt. And then, still in a beatific dream-state,
offloaded a thundering roar of gas buildup right, so close that I got an
instant headache from the skull vibration. In a second the bed was ablaze with
heat and noxious smell.
She shifted
again. Her thigh dropped onto me and stuck me to the mattress, keeping me
pinned for the next round of digestive exhaust. The bed became a swamp.
For at
least five minutes I endured each explosive spurt until my head swam. Her gas
was like a terrible, consciousness altering drug and I was nightmarishly high
on it. My eyes were rolling in my head. Then her thigh stiffened and shifted.
The weight of a log dragged over me as she made another groaning sound, and the
tiny pocket of air I was caught up in filled with another hot blast that
rumbled my sinuses until they stung.
If she
accidentally had lactose, usually at dessert, I paid for it later that night,
under the insulated tent of the blanket. This must have been what had happened
earlier.
Made dumb
with pure desperation, I crawled around blindly, fighting for a clear breath,
before her thigh shifted in discomfort, walling me back up against her butt,
covered in a skimpy thong that offered no shield whatsoever from the roaring
inferno. With no escape, I yelled and slapped my hands against the meaty wall
of her thigh. As if in response, another clapping blast of air ripped free and
connected with my face with the force of a slap. The guttural, growling wave of
hot air seared and rippled across my flesh.
I carried
on sinking my fists into the beef of her immobile thigh. With a start she awoke
and reached for me in the dark, and a wave of pure and satisfying fresh air
burst over my face as I was recovered from the dark pocket of gas cloud. I was
giddy from relief and low oxygen.
She turned
me over in her hand to check I was okay.
“YOU WANT
TO PLAY PUSSY INVADER RIGHT NOW?” she muttered dubiously, sounding still half
asleep. When she was half asleep her disinhibition was even worse. The filter
between her mind and her mouth dissolved entirely.
“I’m trying
to sleep.”
She paused,
and then, startled, flapped the blanket rapidly to dispel the trapped air.
“REALLY?
DOWN THERE? YIKES, YOU’RE GETTING SMOKED.”
True. It
was like an elephant had gone to die in there.
“JUST ONE
THING,” she said quickly, before I was able to pass out into merciful sleep. “THE
VET WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TOMORROW.”
“No,” I ran a hand over my face, and then
stared up at her plaintively. “Did I lose a bet?”
“YOU NEARLY
DID!” she fired back.
I dipped my
chin.
“I’ll stop
taking the meds if you want.” Actually, I had already decided to never touch
the medication again, since getting the almost-deathbed diagnosis.
“OH, I
WANT.”
“Then can
we let it rest?”
She said
brightly:
“SHE’LL SEE
YOU AT TEN. YOU’RE GETTING AN EXAM.”
As if the discussion was over, she started humming. My nerves flared, even though – or maybe because – I knew I couldn’t win.
“No! Come
on. Please!”
Her thumb
was resting on my chest and began to massage softly. The stimulation made my
back soften against the warm inside of her fingers, cupped around me.
“WHEN I
GAVE YOU NATALIE’S NUMBER…” she said slowly.
I stared,
confused.
“Yes?”
“…YOU
RECALL THAT I AGREED TO GIVE IT TO YOU IF YOU RETURNED ME A FAVOR SOMETIME.”
“I’ll take
you shopping instead.” My voice gathered desperate speed. “A blank check signed
Jerry, how about that?”
She made a
sound of approval, her thumb swirling lovingly over my chest.
“OH NOT
BUYING YOUR WAY OUT OF THIS ONE.”
“Just
great. You know, you really love squashing my entire being, don’t you?”
“CUT ME A
BREAK, JERRY.” She sat up. “GIVING YOU SPACE IS STILL A WORK IN PROGRESS. LOOK
AT WHERE WE’VE COME: I LET YOU GO AND YOU ALMOST DIE. I MUST BE OUT OF MY
FUCKING MIND.”
“Okay, living
alone was a bad idea,” I conceded. “But we couldn’t know that until we tried
it.”
“YOU’VE
STILL GOT A COUPLE TINY HURDLES TO JUMP BEFORE I FEEL GOOD ABOUT YOU AGAIN. SEE
THE VET,” she urged, pushing her thumb up over my mouth to stifle my argument,
“SHOW ME YOU’RE OKAY.”
Chapter 69: Vet Exam by Zerda
Submitting
to Jen without question was a bad idea and I honestly should have known better.
Starting
from when she took me out and put me down in the car’s cupholder before racing
back into the house to grab a small hamster pet carrier, tossing it into the
back seat.
“What do we
need that for?” I looked over the top of the cup holder as she slid into the
driver’s seat and started the engine. Surprisingly, she didn’t relocate me
between her thighs, but kept me in the cupholder. She seemed a little
preoccupied and it must have slipped her mind.
“JUST IN
CASE,” she replied, shrugging loosely. Then she flashed me a reassuring smile.
A shiver
crawled up my spine. Jen giving me warm reassuring smiles for no reason? Now I
knew something was wrong.
The ride to
the veterinary clinic was a little rough, no support every time we swung around
a turn, and every crack in the road bumping up through my skeleton. I even
started to wish I was back between her thighs, which at least cushioned the
impacts. By the time we arrived, my stomach was doing somersaults, and not just
from motion sickness.
*
“JENNIFER,
GOOD MORNING,” the young vet said, with a nod at my fiancée, who stood at the
table side.
The vet’s footwear
tapped around the floor to the side of the examination table. She turned from
person to living skyscraper, peering down at me with clinical fascination.
“AND HOMO
MINISCULUS HIMSELF.” A pair of rubber gloves were being stretched and fitted
over her hands. Her hips came up to the table edge and her hands rested on the
table as she leaned forward to inspect me. “HI TO YOU TOO, HOMO MINISCULUS.”
I stood on
the clean white sheet draped over the table, feeling pale. I felt like I had
stepped into a cage with invisible bars.
“I
shouldn’t be here,” I said. My voice came out too soft, and I blushed and said
it again, louder. “I shouldn’t be here!”
Jen began
to stroke my hair.
The vet’s lips
pressed in a patient smile.
“AND SOUNDS
LIKE WE HAVE A LITTLE CHATTERBOX TODAY.”
I balked.
My mouth had had gone dry. Swallowing, I finally said:
“I’m just
here to have my file notes updated. That’s all. I’m not taking Roburfortis
anymore.”
“SO I’VE
HEARD,” the vet nodded at Jen. “I HAVE A THEORY WHY IT PUT SO MUCH STRESS ON
YOUR HEART.” While she spoke, she put a stethoscope around her neck and put the
rubber earpieces in. “BUT FIRST LET’S GET A LITTLE LOOK AT YOU.”
Her immense
height doubled over me, trapping me under the ceiling of her upper body. The
chest pocket of her scrubs was big enough for me to drop into. View of the
pocket rapidly disappeared behind a huge encroaching gloved hand, which took my
head into a gentle pincer to hold it still, while the rest of her hand cupped
around my back. Her other hand took the end of the stethoscope and slid it
around over my bare chest. The metal instrument was as cold as if she’d pressed
a glass of icy water to my chest.
“Aaah!”
“TRY TO
RELAX, MY TEENSY CUPCAKE,” the vet said, lifting a finger off the stethoscope and
tapping it delicately against my chin. Something welled inside my chest, like a
need to yell and shake my fists. I held it down. I couldn’t let myself
completely lose it within minutes of the examination.
The vet just tightened the grip of her cupped hand at my
back, gripping my shoulders, keeping me still as the metal drum of the cold
stethoscope agonizingly made its way over my torso, back and forth in multiple
trips, trying to identify my tiny heartbeat. The chill metal was making the
skin of my belly crawl.
Then the
stethoscope moved down so she could listen to my stomach.
Finally, the vet removed the instrument from my chest.
Before I could sigh in relief she took a different tool from a drawer and we
were onto the next text. It was a handheld scope with a camera, a funduscope. She tilted
herself at me for the best line of sight, while her thumb and forefinger held
my head still. After looking into my eyes and ears she explained:
“I’M GOING
TO TAKE A PEEK DOWN YOUR THROAT. BUT IT’S SO TINY I’M GOING TO HAVE TO GET IN
REAL CLOSE.”
My head was manoeuvred gently, tilted back until it was
inclined at the ceiling. The doctor was bent over me, her massive face crowding
out my view of anything else. Her eyebrows drew together slightly with
concentration as she peered down my throat. Her giant head expanded as she
leaned in even closer. She was so close her warm breath made the hair on my
sack shiver.
My entire view consisted of her utterly magnified features. A
monstrous lip, or nostril, or eye, shifted into vision, as she moved her head
for a better view. Trickles of warm air poured between her faintly parted lips,
beating like wings against my face. The warmed air also seeped down my throat,
generating warm feeling inside my chest and stomach. Every one of her breaths
surged with a mint onslaught from the gum she was chewing. The masticating gum
was so loud and close it seemed to be squeaking and squishing inside my head.
As the seconds ticked by, I was terrified it would fall out onto my face and
get hopelessly stuck. Not the first time.
Then the
scope was put aside. With just the strength in one rubber-gloved finger, she
bent me back until my spine touched the table and I was staring at the ceiling.
Suddenly my pants were being tugged off.
“SO WHAT
HAVE YOU GOT HIDING FROM ME UNDER THERE.”
“No!” I
said, pushing at the fingertip.
Another
patient smile from the vet. She was bowing over me again.
“I’M JUST GOING
TO HAVE A FEEL AROUND INSIDE OF YOU,” she explained. My clothes were whipped
off and put aside. Lastly my briefs, the tiny red superman ones.
I lay back
on the table cold and naked, feeling as tiny as a raisin.
One of her
gloved fingers began to trace a line just under my neck, to my lower belly, and
stopped hazardously close to my groin. Holding there a moment, it then repeated
the action the other way. This time it paused in certain places. The tip
stopped bluntly against my neck. Then it did the same to my ribcage.
After
massaging my pectorals, the pressure dragged down along my chest once more,
where it began working itself firmly against the soft flesh of my stomach. My
abdominal wall offered no resistance against the persistent battering pressure
of the vet’s inquisitive, oversized digit. It was so big, that meeting my hip
it accidentally bumped my member. It did this a couple of times as it searched
around in my stomach. Very soon, I had an erection straining at the ceiling.
“IT’S JUST
ASTONISHING,” she marvelled out loud. “I’VE NEVER FELT SUCH A TINY ADULT LIVER.
IT MUST BE SMALLER THAN A PEA. OF COURSE, IT’S BURIED VERY WELL IN THERE, BUT I
CAN JUST MAKE IT OUT AGAINST THE VERY TIP OF MY FINGER.”
My breath
was getting labored. The force working against my diaphragm was so diligent.
She bent
her face closer. I swallowed hard and kept my eyes fixed on the ceiling. But
the closer she got, the more of the ceiling she blocked out.
Unaware, she leaned in a little closer, angling her face
straight down over me. Her big, slightly puffy lips parted a fraction. Her warm
breath swept through my hair, tickling my ear, while filling my nose and mouth.
It continued to beat at me in rhythmic gushes. The shiny creased vermillion
bulges of her lips were so inadvertently close to my chin, like she was
preparing to plant a kiss.
Sweat was on my brow, even though the air was cool. My penis
was twitching helplessly. Her finger was still pinning me to the table, and
moving very precisely around my torso. I began to squirm.
“YOU KEEP
COMPLETELY STILL,” the vet murmured. Her acrid coffee breath steamed into my
mouth, “AND IT WON’T HURT A SINGLE BIT. SEE?”
She started
tapping around as part of a medical percussion, and listening to the sound of
my abdomen.
This was
slightly uncomfortable. I began to squirm. She responded by neatly plucking me
up at the waist and began to tickle me all over. My stomach began to hurt. I
hugged my chest, trying to protect myself. I was laughing softly, but it hurt,
so I tried to stop. My ribs ached a little and I needed to pee.
Then I was
flying down to the tabletop, and arranged so that I was looking straight up at
her again. My groin punched up at the ceiling, and was now feeding me with a
dull, constant ache.
Spying my
manifest arousal, the vet caught my member in the rubber trap of a huge thumb
and forefinger, and supplied it with a series of disciplinary squeezes, until I
couldn’t take it much longer.
“WELL, HI
THERE, MR TINKLY.” She was talking to my erection in a funny-sounding voice. “YOU’RE
A VERY BIG BOY. YOU WANT ME TO EXAMINE YOU TOO?” She couldn’t help but give my
glans another affectionate little nip, sending tingles bouncing through my rod
until my knees were weak.
She ran her
fingertip down my shaft, measuring the length against her straightened pointer.
Then she took the tip and stretched it to assess the maximum length. Her
fingertips grazed back and forth, tugging and adjusting my penis. Every tug
caused sensation to surge through my body.
“WHAT A
HAPPY LITTLE HUMMER,” she clucked through puckered lips. “YOU’RE JUST ASKING
FOR A LITTLE TWEAK, AREN’T YOU, YES YES YES.” Her delicate touch kept
adjusting, needing to view my organ along every angle, as closely as possible.
Her thumb rolled under the tip and down the shaft, stretching me out. My balls
quivered and strained.
“Will you
quit it with this baby-talking business?” I said. “I just want a normal exam.”
She shut me
up by giving my organ a couple of friendly pinches, and each time, the head of
my penis ached tremendously. The sweat was prickling my brow. Without even
trying she was taking my erection to the brink. I couldn’t bare it.
“Please…” I
grunted, “I’m really…sensitive …”
“NOW DON’T
YOU GET MAD. IT’LL MAKE YOUR HEART RACE. AND ALL THAT BLOOD RACING AROUND IS GOING TO MAKE YOUR LITTLE ROCKET OUTGROW YOU.”
She hooked
her pointer around my waist, resting her fingertip on my groin, leaving it in a
torturous upright position, and throbbing into the pad of her finger.
“THE
CULPRIT FOR HIS CARDIAC DISTRESS HAS BEEN CAUGHT RED-HANDED,” she said cheerily
to Jen, catching my glans and playing with it. “OR, SHOULD I SAY, RED-HEADED? THE
SCOUNDREL WAS RIGHT HERE, ALL ALONG.” Her nail snuck beneath my shaft and
waggled it. My head swooped and I desperately sucked in breath. “IT’S MAKING
HIS HEART DO THE QUICKSTEP.”
Jen folded
her arms, shifting her weight to one side. She scrutinized my boner and then
looked at the vet again.
“YOU’RE
SURE? – BUT, THE MEDICATION.”
“THIS RIGHT
HERE,” she gave my member a firm prod, “IS THE ROOT OF ALL HIS EVIL.”
Jen raked a
hand through her hair.
“SO HE HAS
A LITTLE CONTROL PROBLEM. IT’S NOT HURTING ANYBODY.”
“EXCEPT
HIM, POTENTIALLY.”
“BUT WHAT
CAN HE DO ABOUT IT?”
“WELL, I
HAVE A COUPLE OF IDEAS. WE CAN GET HIM ONTO A TABLET TO LIMIT ON HIS ERECTILE
RESPONSE. NO MORE MORNING GLORY, BUT MAYBE JUST ENOUGH FOR A SLEEPY CUDDLE.”
“AND THE
OTHER OPTION?” Jen sounded positively breathless now.
“A
NON-INVASIVE PROCEDURE TO HAVE A LITTLE IMPLANT PUT IN—” the vet’s huge finger
came in and poked my lower belly, “—HERE. KEEP HIS HEART IN CHECK BUT WITHOUT DOING
A DISSERVICE TO HIS SEXUAL RESPONSE. I CAN DO IT TODAY IF YOU DON’T MIND
WAITING OUT THE POST-OP BEAUTY SLEEP.”
Jen stashed
her phone in her handbag.
“I’LL COME
BACK,” she said slowly.
I sat up.
“What?!”
“IT COULD
BE WORSE,” she urged. “WAY WORSE. HAVE THE OPERATION.”
“Jennifer.”
“WE CAN’T JUST
LEAVE—”
“I don’t
want it. And we are leaving.”
She stared
me down.
“DON’T TELL
ME YOU WANT TO TAKE THE TABLETS? –YOU KIDDING ME?! –SHE’S GOING TO GIVE YOU A SEDATIVE
AND YOU WON’T FEEL A THI—”
“This was not agreed and you know that!”
“THIS IS
THE RIGHT THING FOR YOU, BABE, FOR BOTH OF US, AND—!!!”
“Don’t
‘babe’ me. I’m not a ‘babe’, I’m a grown man! And– screw this!” I charged over
the table.
“JERRY—!” But
her reflexes faltered. She sounded guilty.
Damn straight you should feel guilty, I thought. It was outrageous. She
was guardian, sure, not my damn—!
Oof.
I ran
straight into the vet’s rubber coated fingertips. They adroitly pinched up my
waist, leaving my feet kicking and batting at empty air.
Finally, I
sagged, and said, “The meds made it worse. But I’m not taking them anymore.”
From the
side, Jen said quietly:
“WE GET IT,
JERRY. YOU’RE NOT TAKING THEM ANYMORE.”
Whereas the
vet’s fascination had a comeback. I was laid flat on my back as the vet
stretched me out straight. Then she stretched my dick out until it was excruciatingly
taut. Even Jen was right in there, leaning over me. Both women were inspecting
my groin. My face grew hot.
“HOW
INCREDIBLE,” the vet enthused. My dick was tugged straight down, and then
straight up so she could take a look at my balls. “LOOK AT THIS EXPANSION SINCE
HE STARTED THE MEDICATION. LOOK AT ALL THAT NEW GIRTH. IT’S LIKE A LITTLE SODA
POP CAN.” She massaged my shaft with circular motions of her thumb and
forefinger, giving it a regular supply of pressure. It felt so good. Lucky I
was lying down or I would have passed out. “THE PRESSURE IS JUST PHENOMENAL.
AND THAT PICKLE IS TIGHT AS A KNOT.”
I let out a
gasp.
The vet beamed
at me.
“IF IT
FEELS FUNNY,” she said, lapsing back into cooing. “IT’S BECAUSE YOU’RE SO TINY!
I BET EVERYTHING FEELS FUNNY TO YOU BECAUSE YOU’RE JUST A TINY LITTLE MAN!
EVERYTHING IS SO, SO BIG TO YOU!”
I was
tickled me again until my legs were kicking. The combination of tickling and
arousal had me on the brink of a pure sensation seizure.
To my utter
relief, the vet moved away to type something on the computer, as I lay back,
and my exhausted abdomen muscles trembling in defeat. All my fight had evaporated.
I couldn’t even think straight anymore.
I caught my
breath.
“Your
argument sucks,” I said as Jen drifted by the table edge, vaguely pacing, her
arms folded.
“LET IT ALL
OUT, BUDDY.”
“You are so
stubborn. You are so conceited, and spoiled.”
“RIGHT.
TOMLIN GIRL. ABSOLUTELY, TOTALLY, ONE HUNDRED PERCENT.”
I massaged
my thighs and squeezed my toes, trying to push some blood out of my groin.
She swished
around.
“THAT’S IT?
YOU’RE NO FUN.”
I was reaching
for an unanswerable retort when Jen suddenly lowered her head, eyes closed, and
planted a kiss over my eyes. I inhaled deeply, before her warm, slick tongue traced
from my brow to my lips, and trapping my air supply.
The vet
finished on the pc.
“HE’S FINE,”
Jen explained, standing back up. “NERVES. WE’RE GETTING IT DONE. TODAY.”
“THEN I’LL
PREP THE ROOM. TWO HOURS AND HE SHOULD BE ALL READY FOR YOU AGAIN.”
Jen retreated
to the doorway and tentatively blew me a kiss.
“LOVE YOU.”
The vet
turned her back and there was the clinking of fine metal tools, the soft thfffirrrrrp of some electric device.
My heart gave a painful buck.
The vet's
big hands plucked up my tiny waist and turned me onto my front.
"JUST
A TEENSY POKE TO MAKE YOU SOFT.”
A bee sting
and then the strength leaked out of my body. The last thing I remembered was
the overhead lights turning way up.
*
The clinic
came back in brief, unjointed flashes.
My head
felt clogged and spacey. My mouth was so dry it felt like it was wadded with
cotton. All thoughts were blank and I was in no position to question anything
that was happening.
As I
wavered in and out of consciousness, the voices of two women quaked the air. Tall
blurry shadows passed in front. The vet and my fiancée. Jennifer had left the
clinic while I was being operated on, but she’d come back.
I focused
on her, although her visage kept wavering. Her full figure was reassuring, big
and mother-like. The mild tranq made me feel stupid and happy and at the center
of her awareness, and lifted by a heart-skipping aphrodisiac. Out of nowhere I
thought: I’m tinier now than on the first day of my life. I hadn’t been this
tiny since being in my mom’s womb.
I laughed.
The vet’s
chirpy voice filled up my head.
“MR CUPCAKE
LOOKS READY TO COME OUT OF THE OVEN.”
She reached
for me, and gave my nose a tweak. Then she was brushing my penis out of the
way, and rolling my nuts between a forefinger and thumb.
“LOOK AT THESE
DAINTY LITTLE GUYS. EVEN TEENSIER THAN MY LITTLE TOES. BUT FIRM AS A COUPLE OF
BALL BEARINGS!”
The grainy
burbling of her voice became clearer:
“I’VE GOT
TO GIVE HIM A LITTLE MILKING BEFORE I CAN LET YOU TAKE HIM AWAY. BUT HE FEELS
NICE AND FULL RIGHT NOW. JUST RIPE FOR A BIG COLLECTION.”
Oh no…I thought.
She came
for me. There was nowhere to run. The giant rubber glove extended and her
fingertips were grasping –
“WHAT ARE
WE GOING TO DO ABOUT THIS BIG BOOFHEAD, HMMMM?”
Her grasp
began to slide back and forth over my shaft. Her grasp closed around the bulb
of my glans, rolling and thumbing it. Her touch was confident and unhurried.
“A WEE LITTLE
SKITTLE LIKE YOU SHOULD ONLY HAVE A LITTLE TINKLY. WHY DO YOU HAVE SUCH A BIG
BOOFY ONE, HUH? ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME SOMETHING? WHAT IS MR TINKLY TRYING
TO TELL ME?”
She made an
exaggerated show of considering my member, stretching it out and examining it
from all angles, while stroking her chin, under the pretense of pondering my girth.
In no time
at all I was swollen and tender, and yearning to ejaculate. I was being driven
to the brink of insanity. My hips pumped against her hand, which kept the
pressure at full throttle, tapping me for every last drop. My shaft was being
caught and squeezed by her inside finger joints as her thumb circled and played
with my glans. Her thumbprint skidded back and forth against the underside of the tip, alternating fast and slow.
She took me
to the very edge of fulfilment and then wound me down, brushing her little
finger back and forth against my balls to check they were still firm…Then her
thumb was in motion again, circling my glans teasingly, faster and faster.
Another pause, and she backed down again. I groaned, trembling with
anticipation. Then her fingertips were riding the head of my penis, dancing over
it lasciviously. The weight of her hand was like a normal size lover straddling
my hips. My length was being teased between an increasingly narrowed slot
created between her rubber fingertips, stretching me harder and harder.
The building
pressure released all at once and she caught it in a specimen jar.
All the
tension trickled out of my body like air out of a balloon. I lay back against
the towel, drenched in sweat.
Next thing
I knew I was safely enfolded between the firm walls of Jen’s thighs as she
drove home. I was vibrating like a washing machine, and drooling. My attention
span was two seconds long.
“—FEELIN’
OKAY?” she ventured. Her voice was fuzzy.
“Uh huh,” I
said dopily. There was a bandage patched onto my stomach, but it didn’t hurt.
The implant had been injected in, so at least there was no suture this time.
Chapter 70: Blast from the Past by Zerda
The wedding was in a week.
I was not feeling okay. As the morning rays shifted into the
bedroom window and warmed the room up, my skin started to blaze. I crawled out
from under the sheet drenched in sweat, and crying out to pee.
Jen rushed me into the bathroom and held me over the toilet.
She wanted to shower with me but I couldn’t stand the heat, so she sunk me into
a cooler bath in a cup. The cup stood on the bathroom sink counter while she
showered in the cubicle. The cubicle door was not slid closed so everything was
on show, and she chatted to me happily while showering.
But I couldn’t relieve myself. I needed to pee again.
In desperation I climbed out of the cup and slid down into
the sink, getting into position to pee into the drain. But the lustrous sight
of Jen showering had turned my member into an unyielding brick of desire.
Meanwhile, Jen must have looked over and found the cup
empty.
“JERRY!”
In a flash she was standing over the sink, naked and wet.
“WHAT ARE YOU DOING?”
This was a rhetorical question; without waiting for an
answer she snatched me up, and since her hand was wet, making an effort to
squeeze me extra hard for grip. Her middle finger rammed into my bladder and the
pee was urgently strained out of my body by brute force.
She let out a gasp and zoomed me over the sink. Then she
took me into the shower with her to finish.
Later, I began to feel too warm again, so I peeled my
clothes off until I was naked. The warmth finally settled and I wore a scrap of
sheet like a toga, at least until it started up again and the sweat caused it
to stick to me. I discarded it.
Seeing me naked, Jen swept over, concerned, and stroked my brow to check my temperature. Apparently it was elevated.
"I'M GOING TO CALL THE VET," she announced.
"Wait! -- I'm sure--"
The call connected and Jen launched into explaining my condition. Apparently the vet was undaunted. She explained that my body was probably having a
kind of reaction to the implant, but it wouldn’t be a problem, just some anti-histamine and it should disappear in a couple of days.
Jen got off the phone seeming relieved. In fact, her relief got the better of her. After giving me the anti-histamine, she gently took my head into her mouth and sucked
on it for several moments. She said she had a better read of my temperature
because her tongue was much more sensitive. I think that was bullshit but I
didn’t say anything. I was just relieved I didn't have to revisit the vet. But the clammy sauna of her oral cavity started to swelter
and make me dizzy.
Concerned, she got an icy hand towel, and while I held it to
my skin, she went into another room and I heard her cutting with scissors. She
returned with some little strips of white towel, and each of these had
absorbent padding glued to it.
She liked to come up with creative solutions to my
size-related problems, and normally I appreciated it. But this was too
creative. They were little DIY diapers. Even worse, the absorbent padding was
from panty liners.
I stared at her.
“SUCK IT UP.” she said. “NO MORE PEEING ON MY HAND. I JUST
GOT THESE NAILS DONE.”
I couldn't argue; her phone rang. She dug it out of her hip pocket while
I lay back. At least the tabletop was cool and relived my feverish skin.
“HELLO. JEN TOMLIN SPEAKING.”
— “I WAS THINKING IT, I RECOGNIZE THAT VOICE.”
—“WELL, I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU AGAIN. I THINK WE ALL
WOULD…”
— “THAT’S WONDERFUL.”
— “WHEN CAN HE GET AWAY? HE’S NOT GOING ANYWHERE. I’M THE
LAST WORD ON THAT. HE’S NOT IN ST PALMA, I MEAN NOT RIGHT NOW, BUT WE ARE
MOVING THERE, BOTH OF US AND—”
She cradled the phone against her shoulder and used both
hands to adjust the fabric around my hips. One of her fingertips pushed my
stomach to pin me in place while her other hand dexterously tugged the corners
of cloth together and taped them.
— “ACTUALLY, ANYTIME.”
— “I DON’T SEE ANY REASON WHY WE CAN’T—”
— “GREAT. AND YOU TELL HIM I SAID HI!”
All of a sudden the house needed to be cleaned. I was on the
floor of the living room when she burst in with the roaring vacuum cleaner like
some leviathan monster, and I found myself being herded around with this
monstrosity blaring on my tail like a tornado.
It was a smaller nozzle so I couldn’t be accidentally sucked
up, but if the rollerhead was removed the nozzle could gulp at me and keep me
affixed to it by sheer suction. In fact, this is what she proceeded to do, and
twirled me around in the air on the end of the handle while she sung and
laughed and pretended to dance with the shaft like a ballroom partner. I
gritted my teeth and tried not to void my bladder again.
Then she put me down again to chase and bump me with the
rollerhead. It was so bulky it knocked me about and slid me over the floor with
ease. Other times our path intersected, her toes thoughtlessly spanned out and
brushed me to the side. Then she came back the other way and plucked my head up
between her big and second toe, and depositing me safely out of her path. Her
toes were silky soft but cold from the tiles and felt great against my burning
skin. I began to run in front of the rollerhead to successfully bait her into
plucking me up and getting another hit of relieving coolness.
That afternoon, Scott and Tasha flew over to Bayside and
came to our house to visit. Scott was my pre-Flip best friend, and Tasha was
his wife. Jen didn’t tell me, ever loving to spring a surprise. My surprise was
some kind of weird aphrodisiac for her. Only as their car was rolling up our
driveway she capitulated and sprung it on me.
Watching through the window that viewed our front yard, I stood
dumbstruck as my old friend, who I hadn’t seen in forever ago, emerged from his
car and accompanied Tasha to the front door.
“I can’t do this.”
Seeing Scott again caused unpleasant memories to resurface.
Being tiny and screaming up at him and everyone. After the day I had shrunk we
had naturally just drifted – fast. We both dropped out into new chapters in our
lives. It seemed a lifetime ago we had anything in common. There was something
else: what he had, I had wanted. In fact, that had been the case for as long as
I’d known him. He had been a cool drifter, and I envied that. Then he had begun
to settle into become a stable family man with his girlfriend Tasha, and I had
envied that, too. Now, I couldn’t help but think of him as the guy who had
simply survived the Flip party intact – providing yet another source of envy.
I had known Scott first, and met Tasha through him, and introduced
Jennifer to them once we started dating. But Scott had been my friend first,
not Jen’s. So the lack of contact for the past two years was entirely on me.
“I’M HERE.” She reached down and tickled the back of my
neck. “JUST SAY HI. SEE WHAT HAPPENS.”
Giving my head a soft, reassuring squeeze, she then went to
get the door, I scrunched my toes and thought: I should be wearing shoes. My
feet were bare. It was stupid but seemed important. Jen was wearing a light,
attractive pair of sandals.
Down the hall, at the front door lobby, there was a small
outpouring of salutations. Hearing Scott and Tasha’s voices was like a strange
time machine of its own; a clash between my current life and my previous one.
There was a twisting, plunging feeling in my chest.
“HEY, YOU LOOK GOOD JEN,” said Scott.
“Hi Scott,” I said.
He cast a look at my diaper.
“JERRY! YOU LOOK, UH, FIT.”
They’d never visited Jen’s house before. She showed them
around a moment before they took seats on the sofa. I was put on the head rest
of the adjacent sofa, where I sat.
After a little while of talking, Tasha and Jen went out to
get some food and drink, while I stayed with Scott.
“BACK SOON,” she said as she swept past. But she didn’t let
me reply. When I met her eye, she sent me a strange look.
Scott settled back in the sofa, pulling his leg up and
crossing it.
“THE
STORIES I’VE BEEN HEARING,” he announced with a big grin, “I’M SPEECHLESS. SHOWBIZ,
WHAT A WORLD.”
“Being
shrunk taught me a lot about myself,” I shrugged. “And, turns out I’m not an
office ‘guy’.”
“BUT YOU’RE
TAKING CHARGE NOW, SINCE…YOU KNOW…’IT’ HAPPENED –GOOD FOR YOU.”
“Yeah. All
that. How is your business?”
“NOTHING
LIKE BEING YOUR OWN BOSS.” He stretched out on the couch. “THE LADIES ARE GONE;
WE CAN TALK. ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A LITTLE WORK?”
“I
appreciate the offer, but I might be in entertainment a little longer.”
A shrug.
“YOU KNOW,
ENTERTAINMENT IS A QUICK TALENT TREADMILL.”
“Yeah, you
could say there are some…potholes.”
“HEY, CHECK
US OUT BEFORE THE WEDDING, I’LL TAKE YOU AROUND THE ‘SHOP FLOOR’. YOU COULD
CATCH THE FLIGHT TOMORROW; WE CAN SNEAK YOU ONBOARD. IT’S SO EASY, WE CAN FIND
A WAY TO MAKE IT A REGULAR THING.”
“And Jen
stay back here? I don’t know, I have to ask her.”
“AS SOMEONE
WHO REALLY KNOWS YOU THE LONGEST, I COULD HELP YOU ACCESS YOUR FULL POTENTIAL
AS AN INDEPENDENT, GOAL-KICKING AGENT. AND NOT A SIDESHOW—”
He stopped.
The sound
of the front door opening. We had been sitting there chatting longer than we
realized. The women strolled back into the living room.
“SNACK
TIME, BUB.”
Jen stuck
her fingertip in my face. It was coated in cookie crumbs and cream. Quickly
getting the message, I licked it off. I examined under her nail and then
decided I didn’t care. I licked. She giggled.
“OH, STOP! –TICKLISH!”
But she
didn’t sound angry, and she didn’t pull away.
Forgetting
myself, I licked her fingertip again. She giggled louder, shrieking a little.
Her finger twitched, accidentally giving my nose a sharp flick with the nail.
I cringed
and looked across. Scott stared back. A weird look.
I pulled
away. Suddenly remembered I was only wearing a diaper. Died a little inside.
Jen slipped
onto the couch and pulled me down onto the firm floor of her toned thigh.
Scott and
Tasha seemed uncomfortable now. Jen started slicing her food into tiny pieces, and
started feeding me.
Scott
mentioned his idea.
She
listened. Then said blithely:
“OH, WE’VE
DONE THIS, SCOTT. IT’S NOT PRETTY.”
I groaned
in pain. I’d eaten too much and was still healing.
“ARE YOU
OKAY, JERRY?” Tasha murmured.
Jen was
smacking the cookie cream off her thumb.
“HE’S COMING
OUT OF A LITTLE SURGERY.”
“OH, WE
DIDN’T REALIZE,” said Tasha.
“HE’S FINE.
IT’S FINE.”
Pressing me
under her palm, she began to roll me up and down the length of her thigh, from
her hip to her knee. All my muscles were being worked into by her affectionate
kneading fingertips. It was like a full body massage, her palm soft and
scented, but so strong and compelling I couldn’t fight it off. So I just rolled
around for a little while, letting my body get teased out and loosened. Every
few minutes she’d glance down at me mid-conversation and toss me a little
smile, or an ‘air kiss’.
I
stiffened. The rolling stopped.
She took my
face between her forefinger and thumb and held it.
“JERRY,
WHAT? TELL ME.”
“Nothing.”
I didn’t want to look weak in front of Scott and Tasha. And the less said about
the surgery I’d had, the better.
“DARLING,
YOU’RE IN PAIN.”
“Just a
temporary situation.”
“BUT—”
“Don’t
worry.”
She gave me a remonstrating look.
“DON’T BE
THIS WAY. CAN I DO SOMETHING?”
“It’ll take
care of itself.”
As she went
to rub my shoulder, her nail accidentally dove into the softest part of my
belly. I let out a squawk.
“COME HERE,
BABY,” she purred, spreading her hands out to me. “COME TO MOMMY.” She swiftly took
me, in my diaper, up to her face pressed her nose into my cheek. “MOMMY’S GOT YOU.” Her lips swamped
me in a moist kiss. I was breathing faster and felt warm. Her breath billowed
over me, and my muscles relaxed.
Before I
knew it, she peeled my t-shirt up and gave my stomach a lick, leaving a moist
patch above my navel. My blush deepened as her cool green eyes apprehended me
patiently, as if waiting for me to declare that I loved her, too.
I kicked my
legs and groaned. My crotch was welling up again.
Her face
dipped over me again, giving me another slimy stroke with her tongue. It started
at my stomach and ran straight down. But veered onto my hip at the last moment.
She sucked
on her lips thoughtfully. She was going in for another…
Suddenly
soured by the display, Scott got to his feet.
“WELL, JENNIFER,”
he exclaimed with mock grandiosity. “GOOD OLD JENNIFER. YOU NEVER CHANGE, DO
YOU?”
I was just
below her lips and her voice thrummed through my body. Only because I literally
hovered beneath her nose did I see her nostrils flare.
“EXCUSE
ME?”
“I’M NOT
GOING TO JUST SIT HERE AND PRETEND I DON’T SEE WHAT YOU’RE DOING TO MY BEST
FRIEND.”
“WELL. SCOTT. HE’S MY BEST FRIEND, TOO.”
I was
lowered to her chest level and cradled protectively in her hand. Her nailtip
began anxiously busying itself brushing through my hair, prickling my scalp.
“YOU PAW
AND PINCH AT HIM LIKE HE’S A CRUMB OF FOOD. THAT’S MY BEST FRIEND THERE! JERRY
– DOES SHE HOLD YOU TO THIS?”
I was
almost too embarrassed to speak.
“It’s just little
PDAs, man,” I said lamely.
“BALONEY,”
he fired back. “SHE’S WINDING YOU UP LIKE A TOY.”
“JEN, I
MEAN, THINK WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE FROM SCOTT’S PERSPECTIVE,” Tasha said, touching
her palms together. “SCOTT AND JERRY GO BACK A LONG TIME. WHEN SCOTT FIRST
MOVED HERE—”
Jen’s eyes closed.
“GET TO IT,
TASHA.”
“—OF COURSE
SCOTT JUST WANTS TO BE HAPPY FOR JERRY. WE WANT TO BE HAPPY FOR BOTH OF YOU.”
“WELL, I’M
SORRY IF THE IMPENDING CELEBRATION OF OUR MARRIAGE DAY ISN’T A SUFFICIENT EXCUSE
FOR YOU TO FEEL HAPPY FOR US.”
Scott
interrupted:
“I WILL
CELEBRATE THE DAY YOU TAKE YOUR FOOT OFF MY FRIEND’S MANHOOD.”
“THIS IS
THE REASON YOU CAME OUT HERE,” she sneered back.
“OF COURSE
NOT,” said Tasha.
“HOWEVER
YOU WANT TO SLICE AND DICE IT,” said Scott, “WE’RE BACK ON THE PLANE BY
TONIGHT. AND THEN YOU MAKE THE CALLS. JENNIFER TOMLIN ALWAYS MAKES THE CALLS.”
“YOU HAVE
THE NERVE TO SHOW UP HERE A WEEK
BEFORE OUR WEDDING AND TRY TO TALK HIM OUT OF IT? – IN MY FACE?”
"WHEN
WAS THE LAST TIME MY BUDDY WAS IN CHARGE? PUT HIS FOOT DOWN? FELT LIKE A MAN?
YOU KEEP HIS BALLS IN YOUR CLUTCH BETWEEN THE TAMPAX AND L’OREAL LASH PARADISE."
“YOU HAVE
NO CLUE WHAT WE—”
“SCOTT, A LITTLE MELODRAMATIC,” Tasha murmured.
“I HAVE NO CLUE? YOU CALL THIS SUBTLE? YOU’RE FOOLING JERRY. BUT YOU’RE
NOT FOOLING ME.”
“SO FLY HIM
AWAY. I’LL DRAG HIM BACK. I AM MARRYING HIM. YOU UNDERSTAND ME? I’M GOING TO
MARRY HIM, SO WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE.”
“A LITTLE
MELODRAMATIC,” Tasha repeated.
“YOU DON’T
KNOW HOW I FEEL. YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND. THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH JERRY,
AND THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH WHAT WE HAVE.”
“I
UNDERSTAND. I’VE DATED GIRLS LIKE YOU IN COLLEGE. OH, THE STORIES. NEVER
AGAIN.”
“OH, NOT
EVEN ONE TIME, I WOULD NEVER DATE YOU
IN A MILLION YEARS.”
“JENNIFER,”
said Tasha, rummaging through her handbag. “I THINK WE’LL LEAVE.”
“SO, SCOTT,
WHO TOOK JERRY IN? WHO GIVES HIM EVERYTHING HE NEEDS? YEAH, I GUESS I’M NOT SO
BAD.”
“YOUR
RELATIONSHIP ACTION PLAN HAS NEVER MADE SENSE TO ME – OKAY – OR JERRY! ALL I
KNOW IS, WHEN THAT THING HAPPENED—”
“WHAT DO YOU KNOW? NOTHING. YOU HAVE NO CLUE.
NONE.”
“—HIS MALE
EGO WAS IN A STATE OF CRISIS, AND YOU POUNCED. YOU POUNCED ON HIM AT HIS LOWEST
– LITERALLY LOWEST – POINT AND YOU PULLED HIM BACK DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE WITH
YOU. WHEN HE HAD JUST CLIMBED OUT AND HAD TURNED TO ME FOR LIFE COACHING.”
“SCREW YOU,
SCOTT. ASSHOLE.”
“WE WERE
JUST SAYING, THIS IS SLIGHTLY PREMATURE, JENNIFER,” Tasha admitted. “IT’S NEVER
TOO LATE TO SLOW DOWN.”
“UM, I’M
SORRY, IS THERE SOME KIND OF MISTAKE HERE? JERRY ASKED ME,” Jen said. “AND I
SAID YES.”
Scott said:
“YOU STUFFED
HIM INSIDE A RING AND WORE IT ON GIRLS NIGHTS OUT.”
“AND YOU
KNOW? IT WAS A LIFESAVER.”
“LIFESAVER?
LIFESAVER? NO, BUT I TELL YOU WHAT YOU ARE, JENNIFER. A LIFESUCKER. AND I’M SUPPOSED TO SIT HERE AND WATCH YOU SUCK MY
FRIEND’S SOUL OUT THROUGH HIS NECK.”
Jen got to
her feet.
“NOW I’M
MAD. JUST DON’T.”
Tasha rose
to her feet.
“WE SHOULD
GO.” She looked to Scott.
“DOOR IS
DOWN THE HALL.”
They left.
Jen’s
ponytail flicked around as she turned. She huffed and growled for a moment, and strode out of the room. Then she returned with her handbag over her shoulder.
“WELL…WE GOT
OURSELVES A FREE AFTERNOON. I’M GETTING MY HAIR DONE.”
Chapter 71: Night In by Zerda
Jen
returned with her newly done hair and the house was stirring with activity
again as she ushered me into the bedroom to do her makeup. Her vanity
shelf had been updated with a little stand that existed only to elevate me
level with her face as she sat in a chair in front of the mirror. Her hair was fragranced
from the salon and smelled great.
I found
myself compliantly stroking a mascara wand against the fan of her eyelashes
while she analyzed my work in the mirror. At the same time, saying that Scott
and Tasha were off the wedding guest list.
"What?”
I said. “You kicked them off?" I felt surprised but also not really
surprised.
"HEY,"
she stopped me with a softly reproaching look (in the mirror, because she
couldn’t turn her head while I did her eyelashes). "THEY PULLED OUT,
SWEETIE. HUGE DIFFERENCE."
I stood
back, meditating on this. My best friend, Scott, refusing to attend my wedding?
Before I'd met Jen, and been shrunk, it would have been unthinkable. But a lot
of unthinkable things had happened since then.
Plus, since
I'd been shrunk, he and Tasha had gotten married but they never invited me to
their wedding. I'd been so caught up in my own issues and never paused to
consider that before. Maybe he thought I couldn't physically get to the ceremony.
Which was untrue, obviously Jennifer could take me. Unless that was the
problem.
In reality,
there was always a kind of passive aggression between Scott and Jennifer, and
it went both ways. Sometimes the way he talked about her outside her presence made
me uncomfortable, but I was too chicken to say anything.
And when we
took the GPR party to Scott’s house, early on she had removed herself from the
conversation to make and serve cocktails. That was her; sometimes she was the
life of the party and making people laugh and other times she could be
inexplicably aloof and wander off. It just seemed she wandered off more when
Scott was around.
I came to
find her bright green eyes blinking patiently at me in the mirror, waiting for
me to carry on defining her eyelashes. Then, bored, she brushing her hair to
the side and said quietly:
"HE
DECIDED HE DIDN'T WANT TO COME UNLESS I SUSPENDED THE CONSERVATORSHIP."
"Why?"
"BECAUSE
ISSUES.”
"He
never mentioned them to me."
"HE
THINKS I’M CONTROLLING? –AND, YOU
KNOW, NEXT THING HE DECIDES WHERE WE HONEYMOON. MY BUSINESS IS NONE OF HIS
FRIKKEN BUSINESS!"
Once she
quieted down, I went back to fixing her lashes. She shifted in her chair,
turning her head to switch sides.
“THAT’S NOT
EVEN IT,” she grunted, “HE WAS SUPPOSED TO TAKE YOU OUT FOR YOUR BACHELOR PARTY,
THEN WE WERE ALL GOING TO MEET UP.”
“Bachelor
party?” I glanced at her eyes in the mirror, which was slightly disorienting
since I was practically staring right into her eye before me.
I went back
to combing the wand through her lashes, and over my shoulder, sensed her mirror
reflection eyeing me suspiciously.
“CAN WE
CLEAR SOMETHING UP,” she said flatly, “I MEAN, ALL THE PARTIES IN ST PALMA;
THIS IS NOT THE JERRY I KNOW.”
“Well I’ve
overshot my party quota that’s for sure.” Then I grinned at her. “Anyway, did
it bother you that I had a life while I was away?”
“OH NOT
EVEN TRUE. YOU WERE IN WAY OVER YOUR HEAD AND YOU KNOW IT… AND YEAH,” her voice
began to rise with sarcasm, “YOU ONLY WENT TO SKYROS AND YOU DIDN’T INVITE
ME, SO –”
"Hey,
you want to hear something funny?" I said suddenly, flicking the mascara
wand through her lashes with such distracted abandon her eyelid began to wince.
"When I was at the Firebird Hotel I think I saw one of the Kardashians by
the pool!"
"YOU
WHAT?"
"From
behind. And below. Who cares?" I bowed my head. "You were
right."
She looked
puzzled.
"ABOUT?"
"It's
like you said – I mean, ages ago you said I need a round-the-clock PA." My
voice reeled out. It was easier talking to a single magnified eye. It didn’t
have the licentious twist that her lips did. And I was so close to her eye that
my features would have been blurry to her.
"After
Anya took me, it made me realize I can't be left alone, I...I was trying to
party to catch up with everyone else. Scott was cool and social and always
invited me to things. Then I got shrunk. No more invitations.”
Her brow
lowered.
“WHEN DID I
STOP BEING COOL AND SOCIAL, ACCORDING TO YOU?”
“But I
mean, I think he wondered what I could get invited to anymore, if I could even
leave the house.”
“WELL, YOU
SURE SHOWED HIM.” Slight sarcasm.
“I’m
beginning to feel like if can’t get there on my own then it’s like I don’t
belong there. Or I don’t belong anywhere, at least that’s not—”
“YOU HAD NO
BUSINESS BEING AT ANY OF THESE WILD PARTIES, I AGREE WITH YOU THERE. BUT CAN
YOU RELAX? YOU DO BELONG SOMEWHERE…” There was a little tap of reassuring
pressure between my shoulders, which turned into a rub. “AND NOT EVERYONE SEES
YOU THAT WAY.”
“Okay.”
She
advanced, pouting lips almost touching upon my face. I thought she was going to
kiss me but then had a lipstick tube stuffed into my hands. I began to diligently
paint over her lips.
Once I
finished, I asked:
“What do
you have planned tonight?”
She leaned
back.
“MY BACHELORETTE
PARTY IS STILL ON – AND JUST THE THING I NEED RIGHT NOW.”
“Well, have
fun.” I put down the lipstick tube for a second. “And don’t get wrecked.”
Wow, I
considered, I was settling right into the house husband role and I wasn’t even
married yet.
She turned
on me and said playfully:
“MAYBE I
NEED A CHAPERONE.”
I looked at
her.
“Me? –You
want me to come? Why?”
She
shrugged.
“WELL..YOU’RE
SMART. YOU FIGURE IT OUT.” She plucked me up, stood me on my feet and this time
gave me a delicate kiss on the lips, leaving behind a stamp of lipstick when
the broke contact. My body surged with warmth, and not just from her breath. I shook my head.
“Blindfolds
and male strippers and dick balloons. No thanks.”
“OH, I SEE,”
she laughed. “WELL, CHRISTINE’S THE ONE ORGANIZING IT. I’M SURE IT WON’T BE LIKE
THAT…AND IF IT IS, BLAME HER.”
“Yeah…no
thanks.”
“THE MOST
IMPORTANT THING IS THAT WE HAVE FUN.” Then she whispered, “AND I’M GOING TO
‘FORGET’ TO WEAR PANTIES.” She was joking. She swatted me pleasantly on the
butt.
I finished
with the lipstick and finally got a moment to stretch my arms. She began trying
on some jewellery in the mirror and then took out the shimmery panther ring and
slipped it on. I watched it, mesmerized, trying to imagine myself being inside
it.
She was
quiet for a moment. Then she said:
“IT FEELS
WEIRD GOING OUT AND KNOWING YOU’RE BACK HERE ON YOUR OWN. ONE OF YOUR OTHER
FRIENDS HAS GOT TO BE AROUND TO TAKE YOU OUT. WHAT IS NATALIE UP TO THESE
DAYS—?”
“Natalie…”
I complained. “I used to have a crush on her.” It came out of nowhere, and felt
so remote now; no ache of unrequited love or anything.
“OH MY GOD.
I KNEW IT.” She gave me a gentle poke, causing me to stumble.
“Genius,” I
said, dancing away from the offending fingertip.
“SHE’S
LOVELY,” she said with forced thoughtfulness. “BUT THERE’S NO SHAME IN
ADMITTING I’M MORE CHARMING.”
“Of course
you are. But it’s mid-semester, so she’s going to be in St Palma.” After a
pause I added, “Everyone I know is basically in St Palma.”
Jen finished
preening herself in the mirror and then said:
“LOOK, IF
YOU REALLY WANT TO GO OUT WITH YOUR FRIENDS, I CAN GIVE YOU A RIDE TO THE
AIRPORT.”
“Are you
sure?”
A flight
would be about an hour and half. I thought about it.
“It could
be late getting back.”
“IT’S GOING
TO BE LATE FOR ME, ANYWAY.”
She swept
her arms out in an exaggerated declarative gesture:
“AND THIS
IS WHAT IT’S ABOUT: A NIGHT TO LET LOOSE BEFORE THE BIG MERGE.”
“Yeah, what
the hell. Okay, but I really can’t stomach a big insane party after everything.
Last party I had a literal heart attack. And not Natalie. She’s fine, but that’s
over and we’re not best friends.”
Jen eyed me
and this time her thoughtfulness wasn’t forced.
“AW…ACTING WASN’T
KIND TO YOUR SOCIAL LIFE, HUH?”
I shrugged.
“No, I
just…I was closer to her than she was to me.”
I stepped
forward to kiss her but instead got scooped up and got incapacitated in the
center of her palm, with my arms pinned to my sides as the thumb of her other
hand entered my central line of sight and dragged softly around to clean up
some stray lipstick marks around my cheeks.
“I THINK I
CAN TRUST YOU FOR TONIGHT. JUST DON’T HAVE TOO MUCH FUN WITHOUT ME.”
Then, I was
kissed and carefully tucked me in place within the soft lining of a pocket of
her handbag, where I would be insulated from jostling by other objects.
Above, her
face filled the bag opening, peering down at me to check I was in place. The
angle made her truly gigantic and made me feel like a petty belonging. Her
fingertips brushed me back and forth a moment, and repositioned me a couple of
times, trying to find a place I wouldn’t move around too much, and finally let
me be, and the bag interior went dark as the opening was shut.
Then my
dark pouch began to lift and spring against her hip in time with her footsteps.
I gripped the inner lining tight, trying hard not to be rolled over. Her hand
slipped in a second time, probing at my face and chest to check where I was
before retrieving the car keys and then she drove us into town to go our
separate ways.
I didn’t
complain. With my bachelor party –that I didn’t even know about—no longer
operational, going out seemed like a fun way to pass the night. And I couldn’t
make myself dinner.
"SEE
YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE!" she thrilled.
*
I waited at
Arrivals to be collected from the St Palma airport, SPX. The customer assistant
had taken me off the plane and carried my booster seat to a waiting area.
A pair of
women fronted up. It was Samantha and Darcy, both casually dressed and with the
earthy, modest appearances of no makeup.
“HIIIIIIIII!”
Darcy said with a big sunny smile.
“HI THERE, SEXY,”
Samantha said, with the hint of smile.
Darcy
fussed over my small booster seat as the aide unbuckled me, and then I was
slipped inside the containment of her hand as the assistant took my seat away.
As we went
back through the airport, and all people sweeping past, Darcy held me up in
front of her beaming face and said to me:
“I WOULD
REALLY LIKE TO PUT YOU IN MY POCKET. I MEAN, IF I HAD A TINY BOYFRIEND, THAT’S WHERE I’D PUT HIM. THERE’S NOT A
LOT OF SPACE, BUT THERE’S JUST ENOUGH FOR YOU, AND WHO KNOWS, YOU MIGHT LIKE IT
IN THERE.”
Her
inquiring voice sounded like she wanted me to say something like, ‘Your pocket
looks great, thanks for the offer!’ But before I could respond, she hooked her
thumb in the pocket of her jeans and pulled it open, and I dropped neatly into
the pocket at her hip and became wedged there at her upper thigh. It was tight
but her jeans were slightly elastic and not uncomfortable, and I could move my
limbs and head. Her fingertips slid down over me, over my head and chest and
even passing over my bulge in an accidentally sensual way, before touching on
my feet. My heart raced and I tried to urge myself to not become erect. Then
she gently wiggled me a little to check the space. As her stroll carried on
without a beat, I lifted and plunged in step with her leg. Each step bounced me
against the wall of her firm thigh muscle, but the impact was softened by the
fabric inner lining.
Samantha
drove and Darcy sat in the passenger seat. I sat on Darcy’s shoulder, holding a
lock of her hair, and looked out the window at the streets rushing past.
The car
stopped at a light. Suddenly, a huge vehicle came to a stop beside us, with its
windows down. A bunch of girls were staring at me and then they pulled their t
shirts up and flashed their boobs against the window, laughing.
I said
through a creeping blush:
“This
happens in SP. I forgot.”
“THAT’S LITERALLY
NEVER HAPPENED TO US BEFORE,” Darcy replied. I wondered what would’ve happened
if I wasn’t inside the car. Maybe Darcy thought the same; she held me closer to
her chest in a protective way, but ironically pushed me up against her own ample
boobs.
“…SO WE’RE
THE BACHELOR PARTY,” Darcy was saying, someway down the road. She jiggled me
against her breast without thinking. “WHAT WOULD YOU NORMALLY DO; GO TO A STRIP
BAR?”
If a
stripper tried to give me a lap dance in a dim, smoky venue, I could get
accidentally squashed.
Samantha
answered,
“NO, NONE
OF THAT. COME HOME WITH US, JERRY. NO MORE BIG FLAMINGO PARTIES I CAN’T TAKE
IT—”
“Fine by
me,” I replied.
That was
convenient because it turned out they had their own ideas on how we would spend
my bachelor party.
On the way
home the women got some drinks and then we came back to Samantha’s house with takeout.
In the dining room, the drinks were laid out in preparation for some drinking
games.
After some
‘droplet’ shots of whiskey done out of a teaspoon, the room seemed brighter and
warmer, all the women looked a notch sexier and I began to laugh easier.
We played
strip poker, the women played taking no prisoners and I was aggressively
de-clothed. Actually, I was pretty sure one of the women had cheated but I
couldn’t prove it. They both laughed suggestively down at me as I was forced to
remove my briefs and present on the table naked.
“THIS IS
THE FAMOUS PENIS!” Darcy said. The first time we met she was shy and giggly but
that was in the past now. Now I was the shy one; the internet-borne rumor about
my endowment being out of proportion with the rest of me, still embarrassed me.
As I looked at her she gave me a little wink. My face burned under her warm but
scrutinizing eyes, and I shifted on the spot. She moved right in close to me,
taking my penis head between her fingertips and stretching it out to maximum
length. Every beat of my heart was a painful squeeze. She was leaning in so
close that her breath fanned directly onto the top of my head. I didn’t know if
she was attracted to me or even if she was into guys at all which made her
attention strange and confronting, like a best friend suddenly admitting to a
crush.
As I
prevaricated on how to respond, she calmly lifted my now half erect member to take
a look at my balls. One of her fingertips slid around my waist and rested on my
tailbone to keep me still. I concentrated on her glossy pink lips which were
slightly scrunched in concentration, as they swam dizzyingly in front of my
eyes, while my member strained for Darcy’s soft warm touch. I clenched my legs
to keep the blood circulating my body normally. Her pinky finger gently slipped
beneath my scrotum and rested there, testing its weight on the tip of her
finger. My manhood thickened with joy.
Once I was
out of the game, I found myself looking out at the world from the inside of a
glass for a drinking game. The women had to take slugs from my glass, and every
time they did, a stream of alcohol was rained on my head to top the glass up.
Then the
glass rose into the air bringing me eye to eye with a massive pair of lips
which attached to the rim and began to suck. Like a pool filter switching on, a
current moved through the liquid, repeatedly dragging me head first against the
lips of whichever woman was drinking. Samantha left darker lipstick stains on
one side of the glass rim, and Darcy left lighter marks on the other side.
The alcohol
fumes combined with the tilting motion and the women’s’ warm pummelling breath
was dizzying. Alcohol accidentally went down my throat and burned my insides,
but not unpleasantly. It had a numbing effect and I happily tolerated the
constant backwash baths and mouth massages as I was swished and dunked around
like the olive in a martini. I paddled around helplessly in the glass,
Afterward
Samantha went into the kitchen to make some snacks while Darcy took me into the
living room to start up a movie. She lay back on the sofa, and I sat beneath
her right breast, leaning against its underside, enjoying its warmth and softness.
Midway into
the movie, with the room darkened, the women squeezed onto the one sofa.
Samantha stroked me against Darcy’s breasts, and Darcy would giggle and try to
swat me away. Then they were tightly entwined, making out, and I was still
being stroked against Darcy, while her giggling turned into deeper moaning. Her
hand covered me and stroked my face. Samantha shifted and the warm weight of
her pressed on my other side until I was sandwiched between them. The two women
were thoroughly invested in each other and I had become an afterthought. Their
breasts softly grinded me on either side, and several times I got pinched
between them, before one of them searched for me and put me in a new position,
but I kept getting stuck between them, and rolled about.
The women
felt me rubbing back and forth against their breasts and it only heightened
their arousal; their nipples became harder and began to poke and bump me. I was
also getting hard and my erection kept getting grinded by their nipples or
caught and squeezed between their breasts.
Samantha
picked me up and returned me to Darcy’s chest. Her shirt was off, and her brown
erect areola pointed at my face. The point of her nipple ran over my face like
a fingertip. Then my erection was touched to her nipple and brushed delicately
back and forth to further stimulate the tight bud. Her nipple was silky soft
and like fingertips upon my member. My body tightened and raced. Darcy let out a
series of low, pleasured sounds. My entire view was one ample round breast,
meeting and stroking up and down my dick, and at moments, touching to my face.
Without thinking I licked and sucked her nipple and she let out a jubilant cry.
While the women kissed each other, I was being compelled to make out with this
huge full breast, I was nothing more than a surface to happily cup her breast
and trace its outline and titillate her.
The sexual
energy and compulsion was like a powerful drug. The thrusting of her chest wall
and her moaning was making me crazy. My head pounded and my face was given no
rest from being invaded by the probe of her tight nipple. Every so often one of
them fondled and tweaked my erection, keeping my balls dense and begging to for
relief.
In
desperation, I crawled up the cleft of Darcy’s chest and sheltered in the
depression of her neck while the women carried on kissing. Samantha’s hair
lashed me a couple of times and then the women settled down to watch the rest
of the movie.
Chapter 72: Screwing Around by Zerda
It was
reaching midnight. An airport customer official helped get me a ride. She
wasn’t home when I got back and I used the voice activated front door to get
inside. The house was dark and quiet.
I went
through the house. The darkness made me feel a little less than the
co-inhabitant, more like an intruder. In the bedroom I climbed onto the bed, texting
Jen that I was home. For a little while it was quiet. Unable to turn the light
on, I fell into a nap.
Her car
pulled up the drive. There was a feminine groan of tiredness as she burst in
from her night of bar-hopping. I started awake and was confused for a second. Even
without the lights on the house suddenly felt alive.
She slung
into the room. A nail tip brushed my head. She bent very close behind my head
and her voice rumbled through my skull:
“HEY THERE
LITTLE FUTURE HUSBAND, WHO SAID YOU GET TO SLEEP YET?”
I stirred,
knowing I was in for a rough, unsettled sleep if I didn’t accommodate her.
Seeing I
was awake, her hand eagerly swooped me up and slipped me under her top. I
bumped face first into the underside of one very warm, soft breast, and she let
out a breath of relief.
She cupped
me in her palm, rubbing my spine up and down the curve of her breast, while
playing with my member, running it in and out the spaces of her fingers. I
couldn’t get out of her grasp and had to endure the head of my penis being
absent-mindedly tugged and screwed between her forefinger and thumb. She rolled
it back and forth and stretched it out until my toes curled, and then drew the
tip of her nail delicately around the circumference of my glans. I squirmed in
agony. This went on for twenty minutes, and somehow she was able to drag it out
without letting me come.
She looked
straight down at me as if from multiple floors over my head. It felt like a
small log between my legs and I was nearly weak from the exhaustion of
retaining it.
“KISS ME,”
she said.
As her lips
bloomed into an eager pout, her pull on my member dragged me inexorably
forwards until my face ended up plastered onto her moist lips and stuck there
by her lip gloss. Her middle finger lifted from my chest to catch me under the
chin and incline my face up, while her grip on my member stubbornly held.
We kissed
on the bed for several minutes, her lips thick and warm and heavy all over my
face. I was bathed in a confusing mix of scents lingering on her body, her
perfume, sweat, smokiness from wherever venue she’d been, and the intimacy of
her sex.
Then she
set me the task of taking her panties off. I ventured between her spread legs
and ran my hand down the waistband, wrenching. She chuckled, letting me carry
on my monumental task, crawling about, and the underwear was gradually removed.
Her enormous mass shifted to eagerly help me.
I took her
panties to her ankles and managed to pull them free, then I stroked my hands
against her inner thigh as I made my way towards her womanhood, which grew
larger and larger until it virtually matched my height. She helpfully parted
her legs and let me spread her labia.
Even at
rest her vagina was tight, and the strength of her pelvic muscles molded my
little body to fit her better. The tunnel stretched around me like a close
sleeve, and trapped me in darkness as if inside a fist. There was a shallow
curve in her tunnel which my spine was forced to fit around closely, and
keeping all my muscles relaxed made this more tolerable.
With every
pleasurable convulsion of her aperture I was stretched and compressed, and
bands of her sex muscles drew tight around my ribcage, chopping my breathing up
into bursts.
The world
seemed to rock back and forth as her butt dragged against the mattress with
growing enjoyment.
Surrounded
by her scent and anatomy my arousal was also sent through the roof until my
aching dick, which was trapped under the tight fold of one of her pussy lips, and
pounding for release. She must have felt it, and ran a fingertip around the tip
to identify where it was. The pure sensation made me light headed. Then she
gave it a tug, stretching to the max. At the same time, the throat of her
vagina clenched hard to keep me inside her, pulling me unbearably in two
different directions.
It not only
stretched my dick but my entire body and I let out a groan in a mix of surprise
and lust. My body felt like it would burst. There was another unbearable wave
of pleasure as she began stroking my erection against her clit, and moving it
faster, rimming her hood, bringing my tip closer and closer to the swelling
nub.
Before I
could come, she moved her touch from my glans to the exposed soles of my feet,
poking with a nail tip to tickle me.
I kicked my
legs and thrashed, which was exactly what she wanted. Her tunnel flexed inward
until I was caught in the iron trap of its throat and held until I settled.
Then her nail returned to tickle my feet. I squirmed again, and she laughed as
my movement set off a flush of arousal between her hips, which brought on
increasing wetness to swamp my face, sticky and warm, slightly sweet and
nauseating, like ice cream that had melted in heat. I pushed my head away, but
it found my mouth somehow and got inside and I was forced to swallow the thick warm
river.
Then she
was coming and in a heartbeat, the tunnel shrunk in, forcing me to shrink with
it. My body drummed with pain as it was squeezed without mercy for several
seconds of orgasmic cycles.
She let out
a huge sigh.
When my
eyeline pushed just past the soft gluey curtain of her labia, a different vista
met my eyes. We were in the bathroom now. She had walked in while I was inside
her. Hot steamy air swirled up from the soapy bath, and the air hummed with
warmth from the ceiling heat lamps. She got in and plunged me under the water,
inside her.
The jerks
and convulsions of building orgasm wave crests washed over my body in
succession. A band of vagina muscle was squeezing so tight around my neck and
chest that I started seeing stars. My body was tingling all over from the
cycles of pressure, her vagina working on me with a fierce kind of suction on
my tiny, defenceless body, like it wanted to press me down to paper and pull me
up into her uterus. Her vagina alone was capable of lifting and trapping and
even squashing me like a bug between a finger and thumb. The thought sent
shivers of helpless arousal through my manhood, as if it knew it was so puny by
comparison.
Jen’s sexed-up
squeal peeked through the mental fog.
“JERRY…OH
MY GOD…IT FEELS SO GOOD... A LITTLE HARDER… A LITTLE MORE…”
I imagined
how Jen looked from the outside, thrusting against the bath wall, her boobs
bouncing, her wet hair, the rivulets running down her breasts – my dick firmed
up even harder, and managed to summon some extra reserve of energy to see the
act through to the end.
She sat up
onto the edge of the bath and then I was outside her pussy, gripped upside down
by my ankles. The sharp pulsation of climax caused a mix of pussy fluid and pee
to hose my face down. I fought about in shock as it burned down my throat, the
warmth filled up my stomach before I could spit it out. My stomach stretched
and became achingly full before the sickening deluge mercifully stopped.
Totally
sated, Jen let out a gasp of happy fulfilment.
I winced as
my penis tip burned from contact with her pee.
Her opening
gave a final satisfied pulsation and the last sticky lump of girl juice was
strained out and ejected onto my face. I quickly swallowed this before it got
in my eyes. It got trapped in my throat for several panic-filled seconds before
the last salty bitter drops of urine were expelled and trailed down my head. I
desperately sucked them up and without a second thought gargled it so the
faintly acidic pee could help to break up the congestion.
I relaxed
in her hands, spent as she gave me a warm sensual bath. She stood over the
sink, rotating me, gently lifting my arms and spreading my legs to send her
soft soapy fingertips into every inch of my body, meanwhile her persuasive
touch kept sneaking in between my thighs and plying me with a handjob.
“I need to
rest now,” I groaned as she carried me back into bed. “Please.”
“LET ME
HELP YOU OUT,” she murmured. “YOU EARNED IT.”
Her warm
breath beat against my groin for a second before being flipped about and
wiggled by soft wet slaps from her oral muscle. She made a kissing pout and
encircled the head of my dick with her lips. Blasts of suction gripped and
wrenched. The suction nearly drove me insane, reducing me to convulsing mess.
There was an erotic jolt from my balls and a throbbing load shot onto the pink spread
of her tongue, which was swallowed immediately.
*
I got lost
sometime after four in the morning and regained consciousness in sweaty
darkness. My head was wedged into the space between her big toe and second toe,
which were happily bear-hugging my skull. She didn’t seem to realize.
I
remembered waking up somewhere mid-bed and blearily hiking down the mattress in
the direction I thought was the head, but actually was the end of the bed. Half
asleep, I had an accidental bump in the dark with Jen’s super warm right foot,
and while she was dreamily asleep, her toes mindlessly intuited that because my
head was an almost perfect fit for the space after her big toe, ergo my head
must belong there.
Meanwhile,
I was confusedly being lifted off the mattress and turned around in the dark,
and with machinelike compulsion, my skull was fitted in between the hard
knuckle of her big toe’s first joint, and her second toe. Placated, they began
the cycles of kneading and squeezing, as if to pressure my head to fit the space
better.
There was a
clamp around my head, like tight, industrial grade headphones. Every several
seconds it increased and held on until there was throbbing in my ears. Then it
released. I got a gulp of air. Then the pressure came back, with a nuzzling
kind of movement that journeyed around my temples. Every squeeze was
accompanied by a fuzzy, tingly feeling around my scalp. I was trapped.
This went
on and on until I was dizzy, and eventually passed out.
I awoke and
it all came back. My head pounding, being rolled and squeezed with idle rolling
movements that worked back and forth and around.
Drawing on
my last reserve of strength before I passed out a second time, I began to
wrestle and kick about. Since my head was clamped still, this began to make my neck
ache.
The steel
clamp feeling released as the mattress creaked with rapid relocating movements.
“JERRY…”
Jen’s sleep-thickened voice came through the darkness, “…JESUS…ARE YOU OKAY?”
Her hand bumped around the end of the bed until it had come upon me and flown
me out onto the other side of the blanket.
As soft
fingertips explored my body, her warm breath flared into my face as she brought
me right up to her eyes to examine me in the dark.
“I’m okay,”
I panted.
Satisfied,
she brushed her nail through my hair. A feeling of relief and relaxation swept
over my body.
“I’m much
stronger than I look.”
Then my
head was given a small, affectionate squeeze which caused the throbbing to
break out again.
“Ow.” I
pushed at her fingertips.
“YOU THINK
YOU’RE STRONG,” there was faint derision in her voice, “BUT THERE’S GOT TO BE A
BETTER WAY TO SLEEP TOGETHER.”
Chapter 73: The Big Day by Zerda
Someone was knocking at the front door. It came again. Where
was Jen? I didn’t get a fingernail in the ribs to wake me up this morning.
I rolled over and groaned. My face felt sticky. Every time I
blinked my eyelids hurt slightly from whatever oily sticky stuff was caked over
them. There was a note on the bedside table, folded and propped up so I could
read it across the bed:
You looked too cute to
wake
Time to say bye-bye to the bachelor life! HAHAHAHA
Just be there at the right time, ok?
— your future wife
After rubbing my face, my palm was bright and pink with
lipstick. She had kissed me while I’d been asleep. Several times. Now she had
left, and the bedroom was empty and quiet now.
After the sleepiness melted away, it hit me.
The wedding. Today. It was today.
I jumped up and ran over the bed.
Through the bedroom window, the regular sight of Jen’s fiery
red Mazda was gone. Instead, there was a different car parked in the driveway,
one I hadn’t seen parked outside the house in some time.
After a long breathless jog to the front door, I gave the voice
command and it opened electronically. I craned my neck up at the visitor.
Stuart met me with his light parted hair, and usual goofy
smile. I was relieved to see he was in better spirits compared to the last
time. Now he was all ready for the ceremony, wearing a suit and some
self-consciously shiny shoes. I was in pyjama pants and my face was still
bright pink.
“HEY, JERRY!” he said.
“Hi Stuart,” I said quickly, “Jennifer’s not here right
now.”
He chuckled. Then he bent and carefully scooped me up in his
hands.
“GLAD SOMEONE’S STILL POSTED ON BASE KEEPING GIRLBOSS
DISTRACTED. SO THAT’S ME OUT OF TROUBLE.”
He was still calling Jen the ‘boss’. What a mark she left on
him.
“LET’S GET YOU TO THE CHURCH,” he explained, “BEFORE SHE
FIGURES OUT THERE’S A HOLD UP, AND COMES AT MY NECK FOR BLOOD.”
He waited in the living room while I made myself a bath.
When I came out he was looking over some photos on the mantelpiece.
There used to be photos of him and Jen. Now it was photos of
Jen and I. She had to be creative posing us because of the huge size
discrepancy. In most, I sat on her
shoulder or was pressed against her cheek, or smooching lips. Stuart turned
away with slight unease. Some of the photos were raunchy, but not pornographic. In one of them I was carrying her ass cheek
like Atlas holding up the world. The reason I looked strained in that photo was
not because of her weight, but because she had accidentally sat on me twice
trying to angle the selfie correctly. But no reason to blush at that. The
really pornographic ones were on her phone.
I rode in Stuart’s pocket as he drove us to the ceremony
venue.
Of course Jen booked up the most lavish cathedral in the
area, not a stony antique but something modern. And incredibly tall. The entire
building was big even for a normal size person. But it needed to be. Guests
were beginning to flock around the entrance, and…whoa. The cathedral entrance
was swarming with a sea of people.
“Stuart,” I exclaimed, “who are all these people?”
“THEY’RE YOUR GUESTS,” he replied.
I searched the packs of guests for familiar faces, and then
ran my palm over my brow.
“I don’t know who half of these people are.”
With a plummeting feeling, I realized why Jen booked such a
big cathedral.
“Maybe they’re on Jen’s side of the guest list.”
“THEN IT LOOKS LIKE HER GUEST LIST HAS ITS OWN GUEST LIST.”
A further plummeting feeling, this time like I’d been socked
softly in the gut. So many people, all clamoring to see the spectacle of a very
tiny man wed a normal size woman. Even a TV crew were setting up outside the
cathedral, and being rebuffed by security stationed outside the entrance. You
couldn’t get in without showing an invitation. Trust Jen to want the wedding
run like an exclusive nightclub.
Stuart flashed his invite and we went in.
It was big as a hangar inside the cathedral. The soft floor
lighting and padded pews and a modern interior. It was like a talk show studio,
but with draping aisle runners and tall florals. At the other end, before the
altar, on the groom’s side, there was a monolith like a lectern, almost the
height of a man. A white card on top said: GROOM. As if there was any doubt who
would be standing on it.
The importance of the day was suddenly bright and real and
inevitable. I was going to be married in this room, and wouldn’t be leaving
here until I was. She would be my guardian, next of kin, keeper, wife --
everything. Every conceivable right and claim over my being, my whole
existence, was going into her hands. Literally.
I needed air. I tried to get Stuart’s attention but he was
quickly pulled aside, out of the flow of people.
“YOU’RE STUART,” said a familiar voice, leading us into a
smaller room to the side. “GROOM’S QUARTERS IN HERE – YOU HAVE HIM?”
Stuart held me up. Away from all the people I got a look at
the man’s face.
“Yo, Scott,” I piped up.
“YO, JERRY!”
“I didn’t think you were coming.”
Scott closed the door, shutting out the buzzing thoroughfare,
giving me a second to think.
The groom’s lounge had sofas, a TV, a mirror, and a poker
table. If Jen had finished getting her hair done at the salon, she would be in
the equivalent bridal room with her bridesmaids. There was no seeing her before
the ceremony, no time left for conversation, confession, epiphany, compromise…
Scott returned.
“OF COURSE I CAME,” he said, “YOU’RE STILL MY BUDDY.”
“Got any advice for me?” I said hopefully.
He looked startled. My heart sank.
“LOOK, MARRIAGE IS WONDERFUL…AND TERRIBLE. BUT IF YOU NEED A
PAD TO CHILL AWAY FROM THE MISSUS WHEN IT GETS TERRIBLE. THERE’S STILL US. TASH
AND I. UBER DOWN OR SOMETHING ON A WEEKEND. WE’LL MANAGE ANY BLOWBACK.”
“Thanks Scott.”
I changed into my tuxedo while chatting to Stuart and Scott,
and five minutes later, all dressed, feeling a little better. It was great
Scott was here, but – ‘blowback’ ‘terrible’– why did he have to make it so
ominous? Before I could ask him more about it, he went out to help security
filter the guests from curious onlookers and reporters.
I paced on the table, drinking the incensed and floral air
into my lungs. Then I checked my reflection in the mirror across the room,
while Stuart stood idly in the reflection’s background, all six foot of him. I
wondered if he hadn’t cheated on Jennifer, whether they would still be dating,
or even whether he would be the one standing here in my place. Stuart was tall
and friendly and conservatively handsome. If he couldn’t make it work with Jen,
what hope did I think I had…?
I stuttered out:
“So how are you and Margo doing?”
Stuart smoothed his jacket and then shoved his big hands in
his pant pockets.
“OH, WE’RE TAKING IT SLOW, I GUESS YOU COULD SAY,” he
murmured. “VERY, VERY SLOW. I MEAN, STANDSTILL.” His shoulders slumped.
“ACTUALLY, WE’RE NOT TOGETHER ANYMORE.”
I spun around and faced him.
“What happened?”
“THAT MARGO,” he said fondly, “SHE’S NEVER IN THE SAME PLACE
FOR LONG. AND YOU KNOW ME, I’M MORE OF AN ARMCHAIR-WARMER MYSELF. WHY DO I
ALWAYS FALL FOR LADIES HEADING DOWN THE FAST LANE?” He chuckled humorlessly.
“ANYWAY, WE SAID OUR GOODBYES AND SHE FLEW SOUTH.”
The door tilted in questioningly. We both turned.
“JERRY…?”
Natalie’s face appeared, searching, and then spying me on
the table. She beamed at me and her voice swelled with affection.
“BIG GUY!”
She slipped into a seat at the table I was standing on,
bringing her face closer. I stopped and peered up at her.
“THEY PUT YOU IN A TOP SECRET VAULT IN HERE,” she said
breathlessly. “I NEARLY HAD TO BRIBE YOUR DOORMAN TO SEE YOU.”
“You look gorgeous, Natalie,” I said before I could help
myself. But it was true; she was wearing a ruffled pink dress and her hair was
done up with a stylishly messy wave. She looked like a fairy-tale princess if
anyone did.
“AWW, BUT WHAT ABOUT YOU?” She gave my tuxedo one of her
warm, million dollar smiles. “YOU ARE ADORABLE – AS ALWAYS.”
She leaned right in, her breath beat against my face for an
instant, and then without hesitation she kissed me on the cheek. Her lips also
captured mine by accident, and the soft suction of her kiss got me stuck for an
instant. My heart thudded in my head. Realizing what she’d done, she giggled
and blushed. I didn’t know how to react. I reached for her finger and squeezed
it awkwardly.
She managed to compose herself before me, and decided to
pretend that it didn’t just happen.
“DON’T YOU DARE SAY YOUR VOWS BEFORE I CAN WISH YOU GOOD
LUCK!”
“No way,” I said weakly, “I need all the luck I can get.”
Hearing the quiver in my voice, she gently took each of my
hands between a thumb and forefinger, and stroked them.
“LISTEN,” she said earnestly, “YOU’RE GOING TO BE A GREAT
HUSBAND. I KNOW I MAY HAVE SAID SOME THINGS ABOUT MARRIAGE THAT I SERIOUSLY
REGRET NOW. BUT THAT WAS JUST ME BEING THE BIGGEST DOPE EVER IN EXISTENCE—”
“Natalie,” I gently interrupted her. “What you said
was…honest. I am little and it’s…a fact of life.”
As if she hadn’t heard me:
“BESIDES, IF ANYONE NEEDS LUCK, IT’S ME.”
“What do you mean?”
She pressed her lips together.
“NO…I…OH, FORGET IT…”
“What?”
“GRANT’S NOT HERE BECAUSE, WELL, WE THINK WE’RE DOING GOOD
ON AMICABLE BREAK TERMS RIGHT NOW...”
“Oh. I’m sorry.”
She gave my hands another little squeeze.
“DON’T BE.” She beamed. “IT JUST MEANS I HAVE SO MUCH MORE
TIME TO HANG OUT WITH YOU! AND I NEED TO FIND ME A YOGA BUDDY TO REPLACE GRANT
– WHAT DO YOU SAY, PARTNER?” She poked me in the chest and challenged: “CARE TO
DO THE DOWNWARD DOG WITH ME?”
“Uhh..”
She giggled at the innuendo. Possibly even intended it. She
and Jen still talked. Alarmingly, Jen’s ribald nature didn’t deter her. Maybe it
was even rubbing off on her.
“Well my cardio is good for yoga again,” I said, politely
ignoring the innuendo. Provided my body was still in one piece after the
honeymoon.
Stuart went out of the room to help Scott with something.
Natalie’s gaze crept over my head, watching him leave. When she looked at me
again, her pupils were slightly dilated. She moved her head in really close as
if admitting a secret.
“UM…WHO IS HE?” she asked, in a hushed tone.
“That’s my best man, Stuart,” I replied. “He’s a friend. And
he,” I felt compelled to add, “used to date Jen as well. I guess we have the
same taste in women.”
“HE’S TALL,” she blushed.
“Careful. He’s single.”
“REALLY..?”
Then Stuart came back and Natalie jumped to her feet.
Reading her mind, I introduced them, which probably wasn’t a good idea as
pretty soon they were both giggling and blushing. And suddenly Stuart was
leading Natalie in a slow dance to ‘practice’ for the post-ceremony dances
although it became obvious neither needed practice.
Before Natalie slipped out of the room, she gave me another
peck on the check for ‘good luck’, although now she seemed distracted. Stuart
also seemed distracted, and didn’t speak for a moment.
“SHE WAS… WOW,” he mumbled.
In less than an hour the ceremony would begin, I would be
tethered to Jennifer for life. And I was petrified. The two things I fantasized
about having most were: Jennifer, and being big again. But I couldn’t have
both. Even if I found another way to regrow, even if I had the guts to
experiment with Remy’s machine again and succeeded, something special I had
with Jen would be lost, and nothing about a full size relationship would
recapture it. We would both change, orient away from each other somehow. I would
no longer have to depend on her, and she would need to find some other willing
subject for kinky experimentation.
It was the final hour to decide which of these I wanted
more, before the choice was taken away. The thing to do now was to sit back
here in the lounge and wait, and not go back out the church's door, even if I
snuck out in someone’s pocket. Who would understand that I felt a little
stifled, anyway? Stuart might. He might give me a break. Okay, focus. What did
I want? I did want this – I mean do want it. But all at once, for life, with no
clean escape? No breaks Jen didn’t come with an ‘off switch’.
“What am I doing?” I yelped.
Stuart stared at me.
“SOUNDS LIKE YOU’RE ARTICULATING PRE-WEDDING JITTERS,” he
answered. “I’M PRETTY SURE THAT’S NORMAL.”
“This is anything but normal.”
Stuart looked alarmed. He found a chair and plopped down.
“YOU KNOW IF YOU BAILED NOW, YOU’D NEVER GET OUT OF HERE
ALIVE.”
He was only half joking.
“I know,” I said.
If I tried to run from the altar it would be the shortest
chase ever. I would only make it midway down the aisle before Jen snatched me
up, and, huffing with irritation, reinstall me at the altar, chiding me for my
lack of faith in the tradition, and demanding the officiant to get it over
with, marry us dammit!
Are we marrying already?
I thought suddenly. The wedding day had pounced on me like a wild
animal. This is what my married life would look like: being casually stuffed on
her person while she ran errands, while being talk-bombed about every impulsive
thought she had. Doubling up for showers and baths. Being standby make-up
applicator, foot massager, nail trimmer and painter. Getting her off at 3am.
Getting prodded and tickled awake at 6am for another ‘quickie’. And again at
7am. Her eyes always asking: Do you love me? Prove it.
So don’t run from the
altar. Run now!
A gush of cool air fanned in as Stuart had the door to the
lounge held open and was chatting to someone from outside. This was my chance.
Don't take the front door. Scott was out there doing border
control. There had to be a back door. Then Natalie’s voice burst into my head:
Can you honestly
picture us getting married?…I want to be standing side by side with my groom…
The drive to run emptied out of my body immediately. I was
flooded with guilt. What was I thinking? I couldn’t do this to Jennifer. This
is what Natalie did to me.
I calmed and Stuart came back inside to get me. The ceremony
was going to begin. I leaped to my feet and ran to the edge of the table,
begging to be given away.
The cathedral ceiling was as big as the sky and stellated
glass windows lit like the city. It was too big to take in, so I gazed out at
the guests. But that was an even more arresting sight. A sea of heads packing
the pews, murmuring and shifting restlessly. Giant feet shuffled over the floor
as the last few guests quickly took their seats. Cameras flashed in my face.
The seated people stared at me like I was the ringleader of
this glamorous circus. But I didn’t a better idea what I was doing than anyone.
Stuart, my best man, had plonked me up here, on this
standing pillar, to remain for the ceremony. From the top of the narrow
platform it was a 150 foot drop to the floor. I was stuck.
Then, heads turned as the room hushed.
From the other end of the room came the bride. Maybe Natalie
was the fairy-tale princess, but Jennifer was a queen, in a gown that tapered
at her waist and clung to her butt, with the ruffled train sailing along behind
as she went down the aisle, on heels which alone outclassed me by size. Jasper
Tomlin was at her side, with his salt and pepper sultan’s beard.
She surveyed the masses proudly, smugly, made eyes at some
friends, and played up for the cameras, dropped Jasper off at an empty pew at
the front, and then was looming over me. My platform fell short of standard
adult height, making it only up to her neck. Looking at her glorious height, I
felt up to my neck as well.
She inclined her head at me, and gave the shoulder of my tux
jacket a tug.
“VERY NICE,” she said.
My brain struggled to make sense of everything. I never
imagined I would ever marry Jennifer. When I first met her she seemed
untouchable, too fast and mysterious for domestication.
Before us, the officiant broke into his service and I
gratefully turned away from the cathedral’s staring audience. His voice
reverberated around the ceiling and then a lavalier was put into my hand and my
other curled around Jen’s fingertip, while I said my vows. The mic gave my
voice a burst of misleading volume. Jen took my palm under her thumb while she
repeated her vows.
Satisfied, the officiant declared:
"…I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU HUSBAND AND WIFE. YOU MAY NOW
KISS THE BRIDE."
I gazed up at my wife's lips.
Easy for you to say,
I thought, disconsolately.
Without any self-consciousness she moved in on me. The veil
was pushed back and her beautiful face appeared before me. Her warm breath
beamed over my face.
She placed her fingertip against my head to keep me in place
and then her big full lips gave me a long, fierce kiss that caused a tingling
sensation in my balls.
Her oppressive size made a kiss so intimate, pulling me out
and spreading me onto her skin, and I felt myself on her huge lips, being
absorbed into them, passing a little into them, into her mouth where the
cathedral lights went out, and meeting in the dark with her warm wet tongue.
For an instant I enjoyed the point of view of a piece of food she was about to
swallow. There was a series of sharp pains as her smooch restlessly vacuumed my
head. Her bulky tongue swished over my face. Suddenly my head was on the
outside again, my hair was wet, my eyes felt sticky and my cheeks burned red,
and the cathedral was ringing with cheers.
Jen eagerly scooped me up and took me down the center aisle.
Her fingers were curled around my body and her thumb gently rested on my head,
rubbing my hair. She could not stop touching me, sweeping at my hair and
thumbing my face lovingly.
Out of the cathedral, there was a limo waiting to take us to
the reception. The reporters were also waiting. We were caught in a mob of
cameras. Jen’s stride didn’t falter but for an instant her exhibitionism
prevailed; she held me up, trapped in her fist with just my head poking out,
and pressed her lips to the top of my head, pointing my face at a stream of
dazzling camera flashes.
The reporters were calling out with questions but Jen was
already sliding into the awaiting limo. There was nothing more to say.
Chapter 74: Epilogue: My World by Zerda
It was a
balmy twilight. Warm rain misted the glass windows of our hotel room. There was
a ripple of coquettish laughter from below the balcony as a couple left to go
to a party.
Red candles
burned along the bathroom countertop. I did some laps through the rippling spa
water. Once my arms and legs started to burn in a pleasant way, I stopped and
treaded water.
A shadow
passed over my head. I stared up.
“YOU MADE
THIS FOR ME?” she said, standing over the water. She was back from the hotel
gym. “HOW SWEET.”
“You said
the pool was off limits,” I pointed out.
“SURE,
BECAUSE WE KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN HOTEL SWIMMING POOLS AND TINY MEN MIX.”
She took
her hair out of its ponytail. After a tiring workout she was enticed by the
water.
“I’M DYING
TO GET IN HERE AND PLAY WITH YOU.”
She eagerly
slipped off her gym clothes and they fell to the floor. Her nakedness reared
over the spa edge, breasts hanging like enormous fruit over my head. I rushed
to swim out of the way before her long legs dipped into the water and she
settled down with a heartfelt groan.
The water
reached up to the undersides of her breasts which sat on the water like
boulders. She raised her legs and then stretched one to the other side of the
rim. I was churned about by the movement and struggled to keep above the water.
She unthinkingly caught my head between her fingertips to hold me still.
She was so
big the water clung to her, wrapped around her body like clothing and I was
stuck in it. Her smallest movements buffeted and bounced me around. She gently
splashed me about and then caught me for a sensual massage.
Her thumbs
massaged my temples and cheeks and went down my chest, passing over my penis
repeatedly as she rubbed my stomach and thighs. My dick pulsed, coming alive.
She lifted me in and out of the water, cupping it and pouring it on me. The
whole time I could feel her eyes raking my naked body, especially my erection.
She stroked
my stomach tugged my penis and played with the underside of my balls, until I
was almost bursting. I squirmed in her grip as I was forcefully milked.
After
endlessly being toyed with, finally, relief. The end of my dick busted with fluid. Jen’s
hand drifted away and I heard her suck her fingertip. It returned to my groin
stroked to clean up the tip of my dick. I squirmed harder, loving and hating
her touch now I was spent. She played with my balls gently to get me to stop
moving.
Satisfied I
was drained, she lay back, lifted a knee and draped me over it, and turned on
some music on her phone while she started to wash herself. I could tell she was turned on but she
restrained herself.
Every day
of the honeymoon Jen’s sex drive pursued me with single-minded determination. On
the first day she couldn’t keep her hands off me. Her lips would keep brushing
my face out of nowhere for spontaneous making out, and didn’t let me go until I
came. I loved her soft touch but got fatigued of being kissed and chased and
squeezed and thrown into the air. After, she tried to tone it down, using words
and glances and small touches, and building up to taking my ankle one evening
after dinner while we watched TV and dragging me slowly over the sofa towards
an invisible target between her thighs. Every commercial break I found myself
being pulled irresistibly nearer to her snatch. By the time the TV credits
rolled I was snagged inside her panties.
Now, the
sixth night, I enjoyed a rare moment of resting consciousness, as I lay in bed
before sleep. My muscles still twinged from the evening’s ferocious sexual
activity. I felt like a limp, deflated douche and smelled like pussy juice.
The
bathroom light flicked off and Jen’s footsteps padded around the room, circling
in on me. On one side of the bed, the mattress bowed with a creak as she slid back
under the sheet. Her expanse shape floated over as she rolled onto her stomach,
and a rope of hair spilled over my head as she bent to press a soft kiss just
above my tired eyes. I gave her a peck on the lips and said goodnight.
“GOOD NIGHT,”
her throaty voice came back. Then her words trailed lasciviously. “WAIT, I
THINK I WILL RIDE YOU NOW.”
Before I
could say anything, she scooped me up and drove her tongue between my legs. Arousal
flowed through my veins. As soon as my penis was erect, it was snared by her
eager lips and sucked on ceaselessly, until my dick was so painfully dense it
felt like it was made of iron.
Then she
flipped me around and slid me into the entrance of her vagina. From between her
thighs, most of my view was obstructed by the spiky hump of her monster pubis
and the larger, ballooning undersides of her breasts, red pricked up nipples,
with locks of hair spilling over. Stickiness dammed around my neck as her
vagina sweated amorously, and bands of muscle pulled around my body as her sex
contracted. Each time this happened, a breath stealing stretch ran through my
entire system. Sometimes this caused warm pungent fluid into my mouth which I
swallowed without judgment. I happily relaxed, turning myself to putty so she
could move me around without hurting me.
The
clamping feeling grew tighter as she got close to orgasm. My body fought to not
get squished as it was gripped and wrung. An orgasmic curling flex extinguished
the air from my lungs. I gasped before another big scrunch made me lightheaded.
She pushed on my head until it was tucked under her g-spot. Every squeeze
caused my skull to probe the delicate area and tease out her release.
The tension
built up unbelievably; her womanhood became thicker and heavier. Then she came
with an explosion of amazing pressure. The bands of muscle clamping me pulled
so tight, as if she’d sat on me all at once. I was certain I would burst or be
pulled apart.
My face
emerged from her vagina again, but she didn’t take me out. She arranged the
slit around my head so only my face stuck out, and laughed:
“MY VULVA
HAS A TEENSY FACE.”
She lay
back, with me cradled between her thighs, Too tired out to argue, I remained
like this while she went to sleep.
On the last
day of our honeymoon there was a New Years’ party. That night Jen hit the
street with me and we went downtown to a tapas restaurant.
There was
music and a long crowded bar, so we went up to the upper deck. People came up
to me and shook my hand. They knew we were
newlyweds because the wedding photos had made it onto the web. Jen soaked up
the attention but kept me close to her at all times, particularly when the
bottle service models glided past.
A group of
giggling women floated past and congratulated Jen, but this turned out to be a
front to get closer to me.
“CAN WE
TOUCH HIM?” they said. “JUST A LITTLE—”
Jen’s hand
swept around me and removed me from their sight.
“EXCUSE ME,”
she grunted. “THIS IS A DATE, NOT A SIGNING,” The women moved off. Distracted,
Jen put her bag on the table and thin roll of string spilled out.
“OH, DAMN,”
she murmured, “WHAT IS THAT DOING IN THERE.” She stuffed it back in like it was
an indecent item.
She bolted
upright and went around badgering management to rope our table off. And then
stuffed me in between her cleavage which seemed to work to deter other women
trying to touch me or pick me up.
After
dinner we talked about our future plans. She said had found a carpenter in St
Palma who worked on some of the movie sets I’d been on. He said he could make
me a special miniature house. Not a full house, but a bedroom at least, for
privacy. Or, that was supposed to be the idea.
“WE RAN
THROUGH THE SPECS,” she said, “AND I'M THRILLED. BUT...I HAD TO PUT IN A WORD FOR
A SMALL ADJUSTMENT."
"Running
water for a separate bathroom?"
“NO, SILLY.”
With a
dramatic flourish, she made a clawing, gripping motion right over my head as if
to yank something up. I flinched. She felt this and giggled.
She said:
“THE
CEILING COMES OFF."
My lips
pulled tight.
“We need to
talk about that—”
She shifted
restlessly in her seat.
“YES, TOTALLY,
LATER, OKAY? IT’S ALMOST MIDNIGHT AND I WANT TO DANCE!”
I was still
caught in place between her mammaries when she stepped into a flock of
restaurant-goers dancing on the floor in the adjoining room, under a pavilion
just outside the bar, lit by the neon signs.
The
constant jiggling nearly caused me to bounce out of her top. I was hastily
transferred from between her breasts into the side of her sports bra, my head poked
out practically in her armpit. She danced long until sweat trailed down her
body, and my hair began to get damp from her sweat.
Close to
midnight, the crowd’s anticipation began to swell, I was pulled out of her bra
and the table top suddenly materialized back under my feet. She slid into her
seat, breathing heavily, her skin lightly glimmering with sweat.
“FIVE…!” the
crowd was chanting, “FOUR…!...THREE…!...TWO…!”
She leaned
in, I ran for her, pushed my head forward. A plush velvety bear hug from a huge
pair of lips gripped my entire face, and a heated rush of her worked-out
breath. The lips clamped firmly together, keeping me stuck in place, but safely
barricaded on the outside of her mouth.
“ONE…HAPPY NEW YEAR!”
From
outside, fireworks whistled overhead, filling the air with electric charge that
ran through her and vibrated around my body, making my hair on the back of my
neck stand up.
The giant
mushy lips then spread briefly as if preparing to suck me inside, but only the
tip of the wet tongue to emerged and swirled delicately over my face for an
instant. I pulled back but she sucked tighter, keeping me locked in place. A
couple more times I tried to pull back but she playfully sucked harder. Her
lips comfortably screwed around the perimeter of my head, making me feel
stretched like I was beginning to travel up a straw.
I tapped
her lips and.
“How do I
zoom out on this thing?”
She heard
my voice coming from inside her mouth and tried to keep from laughing. Finally
she let go of my head, leaning back to observed me from across the table. Her
lipstick was smudged with an imprint of my eyes, nose and mouth. The displaced
lipstick was on my face. She licked her fingertips delicately and then they
blocked out my vision as they softly scrubbed at my cheeks. I tried to turn my
head away from the unsolicited face wash, but a fingerpad shifted to touch upon
my face anywhere I looked. Finally it ended.
“Happy new
year, Kitten,” I said, to annoy her.
“OH, IT
WILL BE, BUB.” She poked me in the chest with little finger, sweeping me back
on my feet a little. She ventured: “DID YOU MAKE A WISH?”
“Who makes
a wish on New Years’?” I replied. “Did you?”
She gave
coy shrug and looked away for a long moment. Then her face came right in as
she said:
"JERRY,
LOOK AT ME. TELL ME WHAT I’M THINKING.”
She said
this slowly, while drinking in my attention. I looked at her. Her bright green
eyes were cool and fiery at the same time. They resisted analysis even as they
analyzed my face in a heartbeat. She went
on:
“WHAT I’M
THINKING RIGHT NOW IS...”
There was a
self-conscious pause before she said something else. The heat of her breath
went through my hair. Her mouth was so close to my ear her voice – even at a
crackly whisper— rumbled my head and turned her voice into a rushing ocean wave
of sound. It sounded like she said: “You’re the ultimate love of my life.” It
also sounded like she said: “You’re my ultimate slave for life.”
I was just
about to ask her which one she meant, but decided it didn’t matter.
“I’m
yours,” I agreed.
She smiled
and was calm while the club subwoofers made the air all around purr.
She
confessed her wish. I decided it was a worthy one.
And
together we left the party.
The End
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