Date: November 16 2007 6:31 AM Title: Something Stupid This Way Comes
I WROTE AN ENDING
Black screen. The Kojima logo.
*briiiiiiiiing*
"Hello?"
"Yes. No, sir. Yes, the VR simulation was a success. Both Snake and his counterpart were killed in it. That's right, they didn't know a thing. It seems it's spread to a number of universes, Mr. Chairman. Yes. Maybe, it was, after all, a simulation. Yes, sir, I understand. No, the formula isn't known. The Para-medic doesn't remember a thing, and the chemicals used by the Grangers was a temporary farce. Yes sir, I'll awake them immediately. Yes sir. The Patriots will be the first ones to know."
*click*
*beep bo beep, beep beep beeeee-click*
"Sir? Yes sir, this is Ocelot. Yes sir, it's done. They have no idea. Ha, and they didn't even know it was me, Ocelot. Yes sir. The information is planted. It's safe to start the plan. Yes sir. I'm happy to work for you...
... Mr. X."
*60's horn build, long E chord sustain*
[Report This]Date: November 16 2007 6:18 AM Title: Stupidity Springs Eternal
As I rea this...
A. Pleaaaaaase. If the Boss was in that fight, she would win SO quickly.
B. Didn't Raiden kill Big Boss?
"Snake? Snake? SNAAAAAAAAKE!"
*floop* TIME PARADOX
Finally, Para-medic. I was hoping that you would... I must admit, she is one of my favorite characters...
wierd. But very enjoyable.
Well, well done.
Also, THANK YOU
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU
for keeping that bitch Raiden FAR away from this.
Date: November 14 2007 5:35 AM Title: Yeah, It's Stupid, Bitch!
"Yeaaaaah, I'm the Juggernaut bitch!
shut charles shut the fuck up charles"
this was all that went through my head as i read this... hahaha
Author's Response: And when the glorious gigantic Sniper Wolf throws Juggernaut across Iraq, I should have had Pikachu yell "Gawddamn, I wanna get fucked!" :P
[Report This]Date: November 14 2007 4:37 AM Title: Something Stupid This Way Comes
Jesus.... Jesus Christ.
I don't even know where to begin.
It's... hilarious, actually. You really know how to put reference jokes in writing...
"Could be worse. I could write fanfiction instead."
Jesus.
Author's Response: The true measure of a man is his willingness to make fun of himself.