Oh my, another story. Tom teams up with the Omega Pi house to take this new story down. They don't want the attention diverted and now they will chant:

"Drop the case! Drop the case! Drop the case!"

Let see who is in this crowd today.

"Sir, why are you here?"

The name's Oliver. Although, I have quite a rough go in my situation, I cannot deny the adventure and I would love to continue it."

"Great answer. Let's see, ah, another lad. Why are you protesting this new story?"

My name is Cam and I need help in my story. Please, if anyone is out there, I'm shrunken and held hostage at a sorority....."

"Ok, then. I think that's enough for now. .... Wait! Is that who I think it is? It is! It's TomSpeedy, CEO of the Tom's story fanclub! Hurry!

"Sir, big fan. Can you tell me why you are protesting the story of your favorite author on this website?"

"Hmm. Good question. While I'm sure you know I'm a busy man, I can without a doubt answer your question accordingly. You see, I run very large business, and I got quite the package. (Winks at camera with deadly smile.) I promote what the people want, and the people love little Tom being passed on by woman to woman. They also love sorority houses that keep a big secret. Last thing we want is a case that can go against us. We don't want this cold case, we want it hot. Hot and sexy. Just the way I like it."

"And there you have it folks, TomSpeedy, here rooting against this case."

"Make sure you check out Tom's story and Omega Pi before Mr. Speedy puts you on his naughty list. (Whispers) I hope I make it."

This is Valerie Melper reporting live at Duggernaut studios.

Author's Response:

Don't frewt Tom, Tom still has a few chapter to go before I wrap it up and I am having way too much fun with Omega - summer time my updates lag. don't lose hope!