Date: October 12 2011 3:08 PM Title: Chapter 51: THE THREE LITTLE PIXIES
It's one of those charitable euphemisms for "drunk."
Author's Response:
In-Pixi-cated?
[Report This]Date: October 11 2011 1:41 PM Title: Chapter 51: THE THREE LITTLE PIXIES
I knew it! The boy is "Pixi-lated."
Author's Response:
Pixi Smith [MINUS] mith = ?????
And will he work it out?
[Report This]Date: October 11 2011 1:40 PM Title: Chapter 50: THE GOVERNESS DELIVERS LETTUCE
You could have had Peter and Mary form a folksinging trio with a boy named Paul. :-(
Author's Response:
A shrinking Paul, the size of a BUNION?
[Report This]Date: October 11 2011 1:38 PM Title: Chapter 49: HARPER'S BIZARRE JOURNEY
I hope he gives her heart-Berna.
Author's Response:
Yvonne-tually he will ... perhaps.
[Report This]Date: October 11 2011 1:36 PM Title: Chapter 48: GIANTESS AT WORK
I wonder if she found him "Barry" delicious?
Author's Response:
Absolutely. She enjoyed the Lick-eridge. In fact, he tasted better than Lick-orice.
[Report This]Date: October 11 2011 1:35 PM Title: Chapter 47: SAVED IN THE TIME OF NICK
And, voila(!); here's where Betty becomes a giant vore. :-(
Author's Response:
Yes, and perhaps the chapter should have been called GIANTESS AT WORK.
Date: October 11 2011 11:51 AM Title: Chapter 46: FOLLOW THE LENA
This keeps getting seriouser and seriouser.
Author's Response:
And somehow I couldn't tell it without yet another Catwoman reference to Mrs Farrer in yet another story.
Date: October 11 2011 11:47 AM Title: Chapter 45: JOY FROM A DOLF IN
"And, don't forget, folks.
That's what you get, folks,
For makin' Yoopie!"
Author's Response:
He's just a singing, shrinking,
Pun filled, thinking
Caring comic kinda guy.
[Report This]Date: October 11 2011 11:46 AM Title: Chapter 44: RIP VAN TINKERER
Definitely not. ;-)
Author's Response:
Definetly not what? (Maybe I've been awake too long without sleep).
[Report This]Date: October 09 2011 2:34 PM Title: Chapter 43: A QUIET NIGHT IN FRONT OF THE JELLY
Never swallow a Mock Turnip too quickly. It might repeat on you!
Author's Response:
Turnip gulp is fair play.
[Report This]Date: October 09 2011 2:33 PM Title: Chapter 42: A VOYEUR IN BROBDINGNAG
I don't know. Both their plans could still go pear-shaped. ;-)
Author's Response:
Pear-shaped in a fruitsalad?
[Report This]Date: October 09 2011 2:32 PM Title: Chapter 41: CUISINELLA'S EXTENSION
"Button, Button, Who ate the Button?"
Author's Response:
my earlier review response was wrong too. I thought she was Australian. In fact she's from the UK.
[Report This]Date: October 07 2011 8:40 AM Title: Chapter 40: MOCK TURNIP SUPERLATIVE
Another of my late grandfather's pearls of wisdom: "Did the vegetarian appetizers at the party include lettuce, mock-turnip, and pea?"
Author's Response:
Amazing. Both your Grandad and I came up with the Mock Turnip pun! That really shows that great minds think alike
[Report This]Date: October 07 2011 8:37 AM Title: Chapter 39: MYSTERIOUS INGREDIENT
Like I said: Button is ironically surnamed.
Author's Response:
I guess L Frank Baum never imagined that I would use him as an unsuspecting vore boy 100 years after Baum's novels.
Date: October 07 2011 8:20 AM Title: Chapter 38: CUISINELLA'S BRIGHT
Nope! The only British cooking show hosts I'm even vaguely familiar with are John and Fanny Craddock (often spoofed by the late, great Benny Hill as "John @ Cranny Faddock").
Author's Response:
But where does Tim Scrivener come from?
[Report This]Date: October 06 2011 1:37 PM Title: Chapter 38: CUISINELLA'S BRIGHT
Button doesn't sound too bright to me.
:-(
Author's Response:
Ah, but the question is, do you recognise the name of the gobbler?
[Report This]Date: October 06 2011 1:34 PM Title: Chapter 37: THE WINDS OF CHANGE
Miss Gulliver's actions reminded me of that old musical question:
"Does your chewing Glum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?"
Author's Response:
Well, hopefully for Flirtacia's sake, Miss Gulliver won't be EGAR for another Lilliputian meal.
[Report This]Date: October 06 2011 1:28 PM Title: Chapter 36: PLANET OF THE APRICOTS
Glee for her, maybe. But, definitely a "Jip" for the goblin she gobbled in.
Author's Response:
But as the story has progressed, she has twice been JIPPED out of her meal.
Date: October 06 2011 1:25 PM Title: Chapter 35: MISS YOOP AT ARM'S LENGTH
Enter Princess Ozma (I hope!).
Author's Response:
I like to please the fans, but in this case, any detailed appearance of Oz's resident transvestite (see The Marvelous Land of Oz by L Frank Baum) would be more than I could stomach even in this genre.
Date: October 06 2011 1:23 PM Title: Chapter 34: A SLIP 'TWIXT THE LIP AND THE JIP
*ROF/LOL*
BWA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I'm sorry (snicker!). It's just (snort!)...the American connotation (chortle!): "A woman cutting faggots."
BWA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Author's Response:
I laughed too, but those are the words Ruth Manning-Sanders used in her original version.
Btw, what does "ROF" mean in the review?