Holy hell, this is a great strong start! It's great to read another story of yours. I can't wait to read the next chapter!

That was a quick update!  The breastfeeding came as a surprise.  If I had to choose between that and my mother regurgitating her food for me like a bird, I'd probably opt for the former, but I wonder how baby boys would get their mouths around nipples the size of tennis balls.  I’m interested to see if that’s the only way a man can “eat,” and what would happen if he didn’t have a wife, mother, adult sister or daughter, or any other woman willing to offer herself up free of charge.  In that case, a man’s menu when dining out might feature a lineup of ladies, so that as women at a Mexican restaurant are ordering burritos and enchiladas, guys are busy trying to decide between Bianca and Esmeralda.

Dean's mother's comment that "it's hard enough being a man out there" is the first indication that maybe it's not just he, but all men--maybe even male animals--who've been downsized.  We'll see how the other boys are handling it.