The Adventures Of The 1/8 Inch Man
It all started about a week ago. When I found out that there was a
new type of biological weapon when being developed. I had belonged to
an anti-biological weapon oganization named philanthropy. My partener
code named otacon.  He hacked into the military files to find out
about thus new type of weapon the only thing we found out about it is
that they workers involed were all women and the head of this project
were all women I found that strange but shrugged it off. So me and my
partener set off to go where the weapon is being devolped. To my
suprised it was in miami. I was happy to hear that because the last
weapon we destroyed was in Mosco. Anyway when we got to miami it was
great time of year in the spring. So we scoped the place out and
seruity was at a minium i told otacon that this was going to be easy
so we waited untill dark of my intrusion. When it was about 10:00
P.M. i got my sneaking suit and my M92F tranquilizer gun that looks
like a berretta handgun. Then at 23:0
 0 i had secefully infiltrated the building with out shooting a
single dart. when I got to the testing lab that's when things went
bad for me i contacted otacon on codec that i had been spotted and
they're searching for me he lauging at me because they're just women
but i never under estimate them. Just as I finshes talking to him i
was found by a beutiful hispanic girl about 22 5'6 and about 12
pounds she had a HK MP5 PDW pointed at me and i never saw the other
woman that knocked me out with a blow to the head when i came to i
was on a rotating steel platform and i was surounded. The head of the
Female scintist was here because of the way she talked and the
cleareance card she had she told me the new biological when was
called reduction 00 z when she told me what it does i was going to be
in a new world she said i was going to be shrunk and transported to
the beach to test the capiblty of the project they were working on.
when she injected me with it i got dizzy and passed o
 ut when i came to me partner otacon  was shrunked as well as me we
      The place wasn't open yet but it would in about 30 mins. So me
an my partner ran near the register area to be sacuded. otacon got
there first and i was about 5 mins behide him. I was to late because
i heard a thurdous sound followed by the sapping noises of flip
flops. It was the store manager she looked like a mountain to me. and
i noticed that the flip flops were well worn and the brand was old
navy and they were red.I noticed there was bit and pices of ants,and
snail shell pieces platser to the soles fo her flip flops. the women
i would say she  was 20 years old about 5'10 150 lbs had red hair and
green eyes. she was wearing kaki shorts and a tight white t-shrit
that made her breast  almost visable i was in awe struck. then the
voice of otacon snapped me back to reality screaming move snake or
you willl be squished.i ran and dove then a roll to avoid her step i
then told otacon that we should hide under a wrack to avoid being
seen by her.

      Durning our  run she spotted me the most horrific words came
out of her mouth.  EWW A BUG I HOPE YOU LIKE YOU LIFE LITTLE ANTS
BECAUSE YOU ABOUT TO JOIN YOUR LITTLE ANT RELAITVES.  AND THERE
UNNDER MY FLIP FLOPS GIGGLE. I looked over my shoulder as i was
running to see the horror of her flip flop raise in the air. I ran
for my life i noticed the shadow was getting larger so i ran to left
and dove, rolled and kept running. I made it out of the shadow and
looked over my shoulder i guess she thought got me becasue she was
twisting her foot and lifted up her foot to she the damage but
nothing was there but carpet.  i was laughing while running and made
it to the wrack. otacon was yelling at me for being so stupid but
then gave me pat on the shoulder and said he could have never done
that.  We would hide out untill see got bored looking for me.  in
that squirmish the place had about 8 customer at the door she went
and opened the door.  we had to rest some where so i went to
 sleep. otacon was on watch. after about 30 mins of the store opening
the smell of womens feet started to fill the air and it stunk. The
smell woke me up. After about 5 mins of the smell i looked around to
talk to otaconand wasn't there.  After about 5 mins of searching I
was getting nervous about him. Then as soon as I turned my head i
almost had a heart attack i was looking at otacon with a  gas mask
on.  After about 2 mins of relentless yelling he told me what he
found. "Snake I found our gear it was in a mini box  there was
a leter inside and quote" "This is the head scintist If
your reading this you found your gear and If you make it out of the
story by 11:00 A.M. there might be a job in recon for me and my
girls. What the hell is this psyco Bitch thinking.
    
       As me and otacon decussed the situation we decide we were
going to do this.  having a giantess on your side is helpful.  Then I
saw it the greatest thing to me right now all my equipment. I put on
my sneaking suit, boots,glove and bandana on then i looked at otacon
and he was outfited with his gear and told me that your tranquilizer
are working armor pircing firearms for bugs and the ocassional
footwear.  we gear up and last i put my gas mask on. We had are
codecs in and now were talking about the escape plan.  When all of a
sundden the wrack we were under move a bit and we were out in the
open.  It was the woman that tried to squish me earlier.  Now it was
time for some pay back as I began to run she spoted me.  In a
thundrous voice she said THERE YOU ARE MY LITTLE ANT MISSSED MY FEET
MUCH" As she began to lift her foot up I pull my M-4 Carbine out
and in a Blind Fury I let my rifle do the talking. something flash
she stoped for a second and i was firing all my rounds
  in the sole of her flip flop i was determed not to end up a part of
her sandal and kept firing untill i ran out of ammo in that clip. at
that point i looked dwon to reload and she shadow withdrew.  I looked
up and noticed that she was looking at me i had to signal her. When
out of the blue a flare wizzed pass my face and started to burn.
Otacon you saved my ass as i screamed knowing he could hear me though
the codec and started to run towards me.  As this was going on the
woman could belive her eyes was she high or somthing or lost it.
That's when she asked the customers to leave and comeback in an hour
the angered women and girls left.  As they left she had go to the
back room to get a maginfing glass and came back the floor should as
she walked it was making diffacult to stand up.

       When she got to the small light she kelt down and saw us. With
a look of terror washed over her body she started to shake and was
tearing up i knew we had to get to her and tell her what happend and
ask for her help.  She put her hand down and i walk on it. As otacon
was getting closer he heard a sound and knew he was in troble. As he
turned around it was a giant spider to us and otacon was his meal i
jumped off and she looked up and saw another tiny person being
chased. He turned around and started to fire his M-14 and managed to
stun him while i got down a fired at the eyes. after about 4 rounds
the spider went down and we regrouped. Then to our horror a 18 year
old girl wearing adidas superstar sneakers came in and stepped on the
spider and didn't realize it she was about 5'5 about 130  pounds
brunnette and had green eyes.  The manager screamed stop and don't
move confused. stoped and watched. 

      This brunnette 18 year old was looing down and saw me and
octacon but it was us she saw sort of speak. What she was two little
dots in thought we were bugs and lifted her addidas sneaker. As soon
as that happend me and octacon started to fire all out war.  As we
were firing the red head was watching us she was frozen in terror for
us.  " THIS IS LIKE MOSCO HUH? SNAKE ?"  octacon scearmed.
I just yelled keep firing. She then started to lower her sneaker I
could see the wear and tear on the soles of her shoes theese must
have been her favorite one. Then her shoe started to pick up pace as
she was lowering it.  Then the red head yelled stop.  The 18 year old
did but kept her foot just above us.  She said DON'T WORRY THEY WON'T
FEEL A BIT OF PAIN. As this was going on she started to lower her
foot.  FALL BACK OTACON. We ran But octacon tripped and start to get
squished i didn't here anything i thought he was right behide me then
i hear snnnnakkkke aaarrrgghhh then red head
  scearmed "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THERE NOT BUGS!!!". Her
shoe stopped  and retreated.

      Whew we made octacon!!! octacon??? what the Nooooooo you bitch
you killed octacon you'll pay you bitch!!!!!! I screamed. I knew she
couldn't hear me but i was determind to inflick as such damage i
could. As i reloaded i saw a blood sploch that use dot be my freind
my partner and my will to keep fighting. As I finished reloading I
Used my war cry EEERRRRRHHHHAAAAAA  bullets stinging her in her face
as I kept going the red head saw this and scearmed to the brunnette
GET OUT NOW!.  She was running in tears as my .223 rounds were
hitting her face not going in her but it must have felt like bee
stings.  As she turned around i saw my partner octacon fall off the
sole of her sneaker. NNOOOOOO. he's gone!!! DAMN I COULNDN"T
PROTECT YOU I COULD HAVE SAVED YOU DAMN OTACONNNNNNNN!!!. The once
familier voice of him is gone. Right there i was bound and determind
to get that girl. One way or the other.  The red and got up ran to
the door and locked it and closed the certains to look
  like the place was closed.  She saw me on my knee banging my fist
in the ground. I AM SOOO SORRY ABOUT THAT WHERE'S THE OTHER ONE. I
pointed in  direction and she started to cry. "OH MY GOD I AM
SOOOO SOO SORRY I WILL MAKE IT UP TO YOU HOW CAN I HELP I'LL DO
ANYTHING.  As i looked up at her she saw my  tears through the
magifing glass.  I thought long and hard then said - TO BE CONTINUED