Giant Girl Rampages - Weekly Update 2
By Big Melly Mills
Blog entries from a very tall girl, week of 6/15 to 6/21/2008.
ABOUT ME:
My given name is Melinda Sparks Mills but Ma and Pa mostly just called me Melly so I'm sticking with it, thank you very much. I'm almost 15 years and seven months old, and nearly 18 feet tall. I update my journal on most weekdays, sometimes twice! My story starts here.
ENTRIES THIS WEEK:
* First Father's Day without Pa
* One for Me, None for You!
* Wash Day
* The Final Final
* Home Sweet Barn
* Shed Some Light
* She Will Be Mist
COMMENT OF THE WEEK:
* Daniel85 says...
* Big Melly replies...
PICTURE OF THE WEEK:
* None yet (see my Illustration Challenge below!!!)
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June 16, 2008: "First Father's Day without Pa"
From the "Giant Girl Rampages" blog at http://bigmellymills.blogspot.com/
Yesterday was Father's Day so I visited Pa's grave. Well, I visit Ma and Pa every day, but yesterday I stayed longer and lit some candles I found in the loft.
Pa's grave is on our land not far from the house, in a graveyard with Ma and a bunch of older Millses who lived and died on the farm before I was born. When Pa passed there was nobody else to bury him, so I did it myself. I buried him with Red Thunder, his favorite horse.
When Pa was alive, sometimes I thought he loved that horse more than he loved me. I know that's not true but it sure felt that way!!! It's just that Pa got on with animals better than he got on with most people, including his own family and including me. That's why nobody came looking for Pa until months after he died. Nobody was left who cared about him but me.
There was another "Finals" basketball game on TV last night, but I didn't feel like watching it. I was too sad about Pa. I'm less sad today. Kind of angry, really. People better stay out of my way!!!
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June 16, 2008: "One for Me, None for You!"
From the "Giant Girl Rampages" blog at http://bigmellymills.blogspot.com/
Jay Appleton just came by the barn. I almost didn't hear his little fist knocking on the door. I'm not a very good judge of heights, cuz everyone looks short to me, but Jay is barely knee-high so he couldn't be much more than five feet tall. Maybe less. And he's wispy, like his arms and legs might snap from a light breeze.
"Mom wanted me to stop by," he said. That figured. There was no way he'd come near me on his own.
I shrugged like I didn't care. I couldn't help it. Jay is the only kid my own age that I've ever met. He could have been my first real friend, but he never talks to me unless his parents force him to.
"She made a pie." Jay held out a perfect blueberry pie, just like Ma used to make.
I took the pie from Jay's tiny hands and tossed it back with two large bites. It was soooo good, I wish I'd had a dozen more just like it. Mrs. Appleton can really cook!!!
I noticed Jay looking up at me in shock. "I thought we could share it," he said.
I dropped the empty pie plate back into his hands and wiped the last drops of blueberry from my lips. I leaned way down on my knees and elbows to get my face next to his pale, blood-drained, scared-to-death face. Then I belched so loud that it frightened the chickens in the coop across the yard. "That's your share," I told Jay.
The wispy little boy ran away like he was running for his life. I think he was worried I'd make a pie out of him next--Ha-ha!!!
But maybe I shouldn't have been so mean to Jay. Maybe I was still upset about my fatherless Father's Day. Or freaked out about this anonymous weirdo who keeps leaving me comments about wanting to lick my feet, and gross stuff like that...
Hey!!! For all I know, that anonymous weirdo was Jay, and he deserved everything he got!!!
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June 17, 2008: "Wash Day"
From the "Giant Girl Rampages" blog at http://bigmellymills.blogspot.com/
I know I should apologize to Jay, but not today. It's Tuesday, and Tuesday is wash day here at Mills Farm. That's the day I wash my clothes, myself, and all of my cattle including the calves, heifers, cows, and Old Carl, our bull. Then I scrub down the entire barn. It's a whole lot of work, so I won't have time to search around for Jay Appleton. Maybe tomorrow...
I can carry a small cow under each arm or a few calves at a time with no trouble but I've always got to drag Old Carl by the scruff of his neck, kicking and complaining all the way from his pen to the creek, big baby that he is. I've got to get into the water and hold him down because he hates the soap and brushes. Every week he tries to slash or gore me with his horns, even though he should know by now that he never can. Washing the cows and Old Carl is tough work, but so much nicer to have sweet-smelling cattle.
I give special attention to Tinkerbell cuz she's my favorite, the one I hold in my arms as I sleep. She's a two-year-old heifer and don't tell anyone but I think she's "with calf"!!!
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June 17, 2008: "The Final Final"
From the "Giant Girl Rampages" blog at http://bigmellymills.blogspot.com/
I watched another basketball game on TV last night. They call these games "The Finals" even though so far there's always more and more of them left to play. They acted like this last game was the final "Final" but I just don't believe them anymore!!!
The players change uniforms between every game, like they're trying to fool us into thinking they're a whole different team. The men in green from the other night were wearing white this time. And the men in yellow were wearing blue!!!
The game wasn't even close, but still a lot of fun to watch. I think I could play this game. I really could!!! The tallest player on either team is only seven feet tall--Ha-ha!!!
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June 18, 2008: "Home Sweet Barn"
From the "Giant Girl Rampages" blog at http://bigmellymills.blogspot.com/
I am so upset right now, I'm about to break this keyboard from pressing the keys too hard. Mrs. Johansson took a tour of my barn today--my home since the age of seven--and called it "unfit for human habitation." So what does that make me, some kind of animal?!!
Mrs. Johansson says I have to move out, and she has the power of the Child Welfare Division of Social Services behind her. She's going to wish she had the power of a bulldozer instead, cuz that's what it'll take for her to drag me out of my barn!!!
Where am I supposed to go? To a house with eight-foot ceilings and doors I can't squeeze through? The only place large enough for me to live in is going to be another barn!!!
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June 19, 2008: "Shed Some Light"
From the "Giant Girl Rampages" blog at http://bigmellymills.blogspot.com/
Mr. and Mrs. Appleton came by today. They sat in the folding chairs Ma and Pa would use while I stretched out on my stomach with my chin on my fists, so we were just about eye-to-eye. The Appletons look much younger than Ma and Pa ever did. Mr. Appleton is a few inches taller than Pa, but very skinny. Mrs. Appleton is shorter than Ma and plump like a pear. I guess it was Jay's bad luck to get stuck with all their shortest and skinniest genes.
"Mrs. Johansson approved the plans for your new shed," Mr. Appleton told me. From the tone of his voice, I could tell he didn't like that old witch from Child Welfare any more than I did. "We're pouring the foundation this afternoon. It cost us a fortune to get a work crew on such short notice, but Mrs. Johansson was insistent."
Mrs. Appleton shot her husband a disapproving glance. "The cost of the shed is irrelevant. Melly needs a place to live and we are her guardians now."
"I already have a perfectly good barn," I told them.
"This isn't a barn, dear," said Mrs. Appleton. "When we get done building the furniture and decorating the walls, it'll look just like any other teenage girl's room."
I perked up a little. "Can I bring my cows?"
"No," Mr. Appleton stated.
"Then what about just Tinkerbell?" I sat up and looked around the barn until I found my the two-year-old heifer munching on hay in the corner stall. She is the only cow who stays indoors with me during the summer. She's more pet than cattle.
"No," Mr. Appleton said again. He seemed a bit shaken by the way I scooped Tinkerbell into my arms and held her in the crook of my elbow.
"Melly, dear, you have to understand," said Mrs. Appleton. "Mrs. Johansson thinks it's unsanitary for you to keep cows in the place where you sleep. She's looking for any possible excuse to take you away from us, and who knows what will happen if you fall into state custody." I wasn't sure what she meant by that but the thought of sleeping in a barn behind Mrs. Johansson's house sent shivers down my spine.
"Okay," I said, while stroking Tinkerbell's head. She mooed and nuzzled her nose into my armpit. As bad as I feel for myself, I feel even worse for Tinkerbell. She's going to miss snuggling up to me in the night.
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June 20, 2008: "She Will Be Mist"
From the "Giant Girl Rampages" blog at http://bigmellymills.blogspot.com/
I dreamed about Ma last night. For a while, it was like she was alive again. She clucked and cluttered around me like a mother hen--a really small mother hen, if you can imagine, with a really large chick. "Look how big you've gotten, my little Melly! Are you taking care of yourself? Are you minding what Mr. and Mrs. Appleton say? Are you not giving little Jay too much trouble?"
"Yes, Ma," I told her.
"You're going to need new clothes for school. Oh, how I wish I had a needle and few bolts of denim to make into jeans! Your father wouldn't let me make you pants, as if somebody might confuse you for a boy. As if anybody would even see you!"
"Ma?" I spoke softly, worried about what I had to ask her and how she might reply.
"Yes, Melly?"
"I'm moving out of the barn. Off the farm, too. The Appletons are building me some kind of shed."
"Yes, I know," she said.
"So...does that mean I won't be able to see you anymore?"
Ma laughed, just like she used to when she got to a funny part in a book she was reading. "I'm not a ghost, Melly. That is to say, I'm not confined to the barn like some kind of haunting spirit. I'm with you, in your heart and in your head, wherever you go."
I wiped tears of relief from my eyes. "Thanks, Ma. I miss you sooooooo much!"
"And I miss you."
It was a perfect moment until I tried to scoop Ma into my arms to give her a gigantic hug. As soon as I touched her, Ma turned to mist and floated away in all directions. I guess she really was a ghost after all!!!
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COMMENT OF THE WEEK:
Daniel85 says:
You can really carry one cow under each arm???
WOW ^^
I wished I could seen this with my own eyes for one time
Greetings from good old Germany ^^
Big Melly replies:
Small cows like Tinkerbell and some of the others, sure.
They're heavy, so I couldn't go too far with them, but down to the
creek and back isn't too hard.
It beats making two trips!!!
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ILLUSTRATION CHALLENGE:
If you want to draw a picture of me, here's what you need to know:
I'm 15 years old and almost (but not quite) 18 feet tall. Mrs. Appleton says I'm very pretty and well proportioned, which I guess is a complement. I'm not super thin or anything but I think I'm in pretty good shape.
I have dirty blonde hair that's kind of wild because I trim it with Pa's old hedge trimmers. My eyes are green as the ocean, as Ma always said, but I wouldn't know because I've never seen an ocean. My skin is tanned from being out in the sun a lot but not too dark and (usually) not burned.
I wear a blouse and skirt-shorts that my mother quilted for me three years ago. They look like a big patchwork cuz she used many squares of fabric and cowhide. I've grown since then, so the skirt-shorts no longer come down to my knees, my blouse is way tight, and there's a bit of skin showing in between. I don't have any shoes (and that makes me sad to think about so I usually don't).
If you draw my picture, send the link in a comment so I can post it to my blog. Just make sure it's safe for my young and innocent readers. Thanks!!!
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