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"So, Lucifer, what do you think?" Freak Boy asked.

"Uhm... I don't know Freak Boy. I don't think it was very good." Lucifer said.

"OH COME ON!! What's not to like?"

"Well, for one thing, I'm not in it. And another, this story makes absolutely no sense at all. It's just one random thing after another. There's no constant story. And it needs more sex and violence."

"Lucifer, you're way too picky. I mean, look at the Bible! That's nothing but a bunch of repetitive redundant nonsense, but you're in that! Does that make it a good book?"

"If I'm in it, then yes."

"Fine... I'll squeeze you into the ending somewhere."

"How about me?" asked Jesus.

"You're already in the story."

"Well, what about me?"

"Buddha, you already got a cameo, now everyone leave! The story's done... at least, until the sequel."

THE END.

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