Stawmi felt so much embarrassment, at falling for the host,
And confessing how hed gate crashed and admired Kaytes Mom the most.
She was friendly, and she said, Id like to date you, little Cutie.
Then she kissed him, and he told her how much he admired her beauty.
He had seen his expectations come a cropper at the seams,
As the imminence of Kaytes throat had extinguished all his dreams.
Then hed felt her lovely Moms huge lips affectionately pressing
His whole face, revealing chemistry that he had not been guessing.
Now she took him off, to talk alone, and said, I wish Id known,
That you wanted what you did. I would have said, Dont come alone,
So that Tennyce would have brought you too. Im glad weve found each other.
So am I, said Stawmi, Now I know Kayte has a lovely mother.
Then he felt her lovely kiss again. It really changed his mood,
From the fearful apprehensions that hed be her daughters food.
I would like to ask my married girlfriends over for a function,
And be showing off my little boyfriend, free of all compunction.
When the party guests had gone, Kaytes Mom asked both the boys inside
For a night-cup, which they all drank from. Both girls declared with pride,
That they loved their tiny Viking partners: paired with Mom and Daughter.
Kayte said, Mom I guess this means that Tennyce wont see my aorta.
He had better not, said Alicindra, Cant you see that we
Are in love, just like you two? I wont allow that boy to be
Any meal for you. Youll have to find another form of mischief.
Little boys arent made for gobbling down. Theyre really made for this stuff.
Then to demonstrate the point she made, Kaytes Mom gave one more kiss
To her newfound boyfriend, saying, Use your mouth in that way, Miss.
Dont forget that crazy Alban thinks your appetites the reason
For his team of reckless renegades who struck with fatal treason.
Then both girls repaired to separate rooms and romanced their small beaus,
Til the evening was approaching time to draw things to a close.
Alicindra said good night, and then the Viking boys departed.
Kayte, asked, Mother, do you ever wonder what youve really started?
Alicindra laughed, and said, Perhaps you were the starting force.
If I hadnt come upon you, hed have been your second course,
Since youd had your lunch already, on the day you tried dispatching
Tennyce. Ever since I saw you two together, love was catching.
Stawmi stayed the night with Tennyce, where the two of them discussed
How theyd line up future dates. I think the first thing that we must
Do is let Flyte know that youve joined LATERALDATE and kissed its founder.
Hell be glad to make an amulet, so you can be around her.
That was Tennyces suggestion, and the other boy agreed.
Does he dish them up for everyone who feels the burning need
To be dating giant women? Stawmi asked; and explanations
Of the functioning of LATERALDATE were given out with patience.
Author's Chapter Notes:
Stawmi and Alicindra and Tennyce and Kayte continue chatting after the school girls have left Kayte's party.