A ruler of giants, King Shrubbz, in his kitchen was trying to whip up the tastiest omelet,
But everything stuck to the fry pan, so all that he did with utensils could pry nothing from it.
In fits of great rage, he then sent for advisors, who told him that neighbouring giants could fry
With ease, in the kingdom of Nonvor, and so he assigned a reliable visiting spy.
The spy went to Nonvors and learned that the secret of constant reliable non-sticking frying
Was found in their cooking oil. They had the finest, and Shrubbz had no interest in honestly buying.
He mounted his forces and travelled to Nonvors to conquer her kingdom, and gather the spoils,
Which would have included all sorts of great treasures, but his main concern was their best cooking oils.
So Nonvor fought back with her armies as well, who defeated King Shrubbz and his plundering raiders.
The death toll was high on both sides, as the Queen lost as many fine men as the king of invaders.
The king was a casualty. Once he had died, Shrubbz own kingdom was forfeit. So Nonvor assumed
Its rule, and was just with new subjects she gained, while the flames in old frying pans no longer fumed.
Kaytes Mom, Alicindra requested an audience, wanting to speak with Queen Nonvor, explaining
That wives from both kingdoms had now become widows, and had to compete for the free men remaining.
She added that Jenyfer, Ambloome, her daughter Kayte, Nonvor and she all had feelings for men,
Who came from the planet earth, smaller but lovely. She wanted to match-make such pairings again.
She asked the Queen if shed allow the creation of what Alicindra would proudly endeavor,
Called Ladies Attaching To Earthling Romantics As Lovable Darlings Are Tiniest Ever:
A singles group only for ladies and earth men, which she would then run by the name L.A.T.E.R.A.L.DA.T.E.,
An acronym. Also, she hoped that the presence of others would be an example for Kayte.
When Tennyce and Kayte reached adulthood, she wanted those two to get married, instead of her daughter
Presuming to use her invaluable boyfriend for her old intention of culinary slaughter.
Ill make sure she doesnt regardless, said Nonvor, When she turns eighteen, she can possibly dodge
Parental authority. Mine will make sure that shell spare him, lest dungeon become her new lodge.
So LATERALDATE started, and Flyte made new amulets, first for the giants, and then for their spouses
Or boyfriends from earth. It was news in the cities of earth on TV in the citizens houses:
The giants are coming, but only to court you. We welcome them here, if they know to take no
As answers, and if you prefer to reside in their alien world, you are willing to go.
More women were dying on earth from atrocities, shown on the news in the evenings and mornings.
The Vikings had wondered if all this tied in with old prophecies pointing to End-Of-Time warnings.
The couples (youve already read of) joined LATERALDATE. Then giant women joined singles events
On earth, and used all of their size and their charm to ingratiate selves, as they courted the gents.
Giantess World
Author's Chapter Notes:
Giant King Shrubbz invades Ambloome's kingdom, and Kayte's Mom Alicindra starts a special group.