It was the first day of school, and Teddy's first time ever attending an actual school. He sat safety secured in his booster seat next his adoptive mother, Amber, as she drove there. 

Amber was thirty-four years old and stood slightly above average height, at 8'11". She had long, wavy blonde hair and nicely-arched brown brows over her striking, wide-set blue eyes. Her nose and lips were both unremarkably typical in size and shape, but took nothing away from her appeal. She had a wide, sturdy chin, and a square jaw that sat far below her tiny ears. 

Her exquisite bone structure and impeccable symmetry earned her a successful modeling career that spanned more than a decade until she adopted Teddy and retired in order to homeschool him. 

When they arrived, Teddy's best friend, Nathan, was standing at the side entrance. Amber parked in front of the side door and got out of the car. She walked around the back, opened Teddy's door, and helped him out his booster seat.

"You have a good first day, baby. Have one of your teachers call me if you need anything. Muah!" She kissed him on the forehead.

"Hi, Ms. Capeli! You look lovely today." Nathan greeted, stretching his arms towards her. 

"Aww! Thank you, honey!" Amber replied. 

She dropped to one knee, wrapped her arms around him and rested her face on his dome as she hugged him. Nathan closed his eyes and and inhaled deeply through his nose, savoring the moment as he took 

in the pleasant aroma of her mango-scented shampoo. Unbeknown to Amber, he'd been crushing on her since the day they met. Though Nathan rather shamelessly lusted after every attractive woman he knew, Amber was the only one that ever reciprocated any sort of affection. She patted his back a few times and stood up.

"Teddy, if you need me, all your teachers have my number, okay?"

"Okay. Love you, mommy." Teddy replied.

"I love you, too, snookums! You boys have a good day!"

Teddy and Nathan walked inside and claimed two lockers next to each other. Teddy's tiny stature elicited stares from the other students; they'd never had a classmate smaller than Nathan. Nathan's locker selection was a strategic choice, since the girl he was crushing on owned the locker above it. He froze in his tracks at the sight of her, stunned by her newly improved appearance.

"Who's that?" Teddy asked.

"Christine..." Nathan whispered.

"The girl you're always talking about?"

"Yeah."

"She's hot."

"Yeah..."

The summer was very good to her; she had grown six inches to 9'8", making her the tallest student in school. She had long brunette hair that she usually kept in a ponytail, but decided to let it flow freely today, and dark brown eyes. Her face was rectangular with mostly soft features. She had a cleft chin and a flat, moderately defined lower mandible. Riddled with acne before summer break, her face had since cleared up nicely. Her breasts grew from a modest C cup to an impressive F. Her thighs and butt filled out substantially though she remained lean. With her sixteenth birthday still a week out, she had already developed the body of woman.

She wore a white v-neck beneath an unbuttoned purple flannel, and blue jeans. On her enormous feet she wore black, leather combat boots—as she always did. They stood as high as Teddy's naval, reaching her mid-shin; her knees stood as tall as his forehead. 

"I'm gonna go flirt with her." Nathan announced.

"But I thought she doesn't like you?" Teddy questioned.

"She didn't. But it's a new year."

Teddy hung back and watched as Nathan bravely approached her, foolishly confident.

"Hey, Christine!" Nathan greeted.

She ignored him, unwilling to spare even a  glance. He greeted her a second time, rendering the same result. Growing impatient, he gave her left thigh a few ill-advised pokes with index finger. Suddenly enraged, she slammed her locker closed. He flinched, drawing his arms to his chest.

"I-I just wanted to say—Huh?!" 

She grabbed the front of his shirt, hoisted him up, and slammed his back against the wall.

"I told you not to touch me..." She reiterated, cocking her arm back.

"I know, b-but that was last year and—OOF!" He appealed, interrupted by the full force of her closed fist breaking his nose.  

Blood leaked from his nostrils as she violently tossed him into the opposite wall. He crashed into the top row of lockers and fell to the floor. The other students dispersed; they knew better than to confront Christine. With one mighty stomp on his chest she added insult to injury before she walked away. Once the cost was clear, Teddy rushed over to him.

"Holy shit! Are you okay?!"

"Yeah, I—owwwww! I'm fine! I'm fine." Nathan muttered, covering his mangled nose and panting heavily.

"It looks really bad. You should go to the nurse."

"I will... in a minute. Don't—ow! Don't worry about me, bro. Just go to class."

"You sure?"

"Yeah, I'm fine. I swear...just leave me alone—please!"

"Alright, if you say so."

Teddy headed to his first period class, Geometry with Ms. DiColossi. He arrived there late, just after she closed the door. Since he couldn't reach the knob, he had no choice but to knock. Never having attended a formal school prior, he couldn't know what the consequence of his lateness might be, but figured the consequence of not showing up at all would be more severe. He knocked weakly, but loudly enough that the sound prompted an inspection by Ms. DiColossi. 

The clip-clop of her high heels steadily grew louder as she approached the door. Teddy could see only her neck through the small window near the top of the door until it swung open and revealed shapely, apple-cheeked woman of Italian descent, devastatingly gorgeous and equally lofty. Undoubtedly, she was most beautiful woman he'd ever laid his eyes on. At a staggering 10'9", she stood slightly taller than her classroom door. Even barefoot, her height would exceed the door's by three inches. With the added height of stilettos, it stood only as tall the bridge of her nose. Teddy bent his neck back and gawked at his towering new teacher whose knees cleared the top of his head by several inches. 

"Oh! You must be Teddy!" She assumed, leaning towards him with her arms extended.

Her long, cinnamon-colored hair was fixed into a messy bun at the back of her head. A few loose strands lined the sides of her face. She had light brown eyes and sun-kissed tan skin. Her broad, supple cheeks gave her a heart-shaped face, equipped with very high, jutting cheekbones that enveloped her eyes when she smiled. She had a long, sleek jawline that resembled sculpted marble, and a bulky, protruding chin. Her HH-cup breasts were quite round and impossibly perky. Each of them stood about 21 inches high, 19 inches wide, and stuck out 14 inches from the chest. Teddy could literally lay across her bosom and have room to spare; her cleavage was deep enough to consume his legs. She wore a blue dress with a white floral pattern, cut at her mid-thigh; it left the entirety of her cleavage exposed. Her thighs were smooth and divinely thick, leaving no gap between them.

"Well aren't you just the cutest little thing!" She gushed, as she slipped her hands under his armpits and lifted him up to her face.

"It's so nice to meet you, pumpkin! You can call me Ms. D."

Her head alone was several inches longer than his legs. With their eyes level, his feet dangled directly in front of her nipples. She stared at him for a moment with a huge grin as he dangled there, awestruck. He slid his hand over his crotch to cover the growing bone. The other students laughed as she carried him inside.

"Hey!" Ms. D yelled disapprovingly. "Don't laugh at him!

The laughing continued, at a lower volume. Ms. D sat him down at his miniature desk which stood adjacent to hers at the front of the room. It stood only as tall as her mid-shin. 

Immediately to his left sat Christine. She smirked at him and let out a hushed giggle, amused by his pathetic stature. He turned his flushed face to the front of the room and fixed his eyes on Ms. D's bulbous rear end while she wrote her name on the whiteboard. It was enormous, and perfectly round like two basketballs. It contrasted beautifully with her tiny waist.

"Good morning, class! My name is Ms. Dicolossi." She announced. "Welcome to the wonderful world of geometry!"

She marched up and down the rows, placing a syllabus on each student's desk. Teddy pressed his knuckles into his pulsating bone, wishing he could tend to it as he watched his teacher's bustling buttocks bounce with each of her steps. After every other student received their syllabus, she finally reached Teddy's desk. His boggled eyes stayed glued to her cleavage as she squatted down and handed him the paper.

"We're gonna have a good year, don't you worry." She assured him, with a wink, as she ran her fingers through his hair.

"Alright, class..." Ms. D started. "Since it's the first day, why don't we go around the room and introduce ourselves? Tell us your name, your favorite subject, your favorite hobby, and whatever else you wanna tell us."

Teddy could see her lips moving, but he didn't hear a word. His attention was consumed by her stunning beauty.

"I'll start. My name is Leah Dicolossi. I'm twenty-three, and this is my first teaching job. I live with my little sister, Amanda." She shared, glancing over at Teddy with a smile.

One by one, each of the students reluctantly introduced themselves. After about twenty minutes, it was Christine's turn.

"Hi..." She started, begrudgingly. "My name is Christine. My favorite subject is science and my favorite hobby is basketball."

"You're on the basketball team?" Ms. D wondered.

"Yeah."

"Oh, awesome! You know, I used to play basketball for USC."

"That's cool." Christine replied, insincerely.

"And how about you, Teddy? Tell us a little about yourself."

"Okay. My name is Teddy. My favorite subject is math. And my favorite hobby is, umm, I guess gardening with my mom."

"HAHAHAHAHAHA!" The class burst into laughter.

Teddy slunk down in his chair. His face turned beat red. 

"Awwww! Leave him alone!" Ms. D ordered. "That's adorable, Teddy! Ignore them! It's nice that you and your mom share a hobby." 

Teddy got up from his seat and ran out of the room.

"Teddy!" Ms. D cried as she ran after him, closing the door behind her.

Teddy faced the wall, put his arms up against it, and began to cry. Ms. D kneeled down next to him and gripped the back of his shirt.

"Teddy..." She whimpered, empathetically. "Look at me, sweetheart."

He turned around and faced her. She lined the back of his head with her fingers and wiped away a tear from his left cheek with her thumb.

"It's okay, pumpkin. C'mere..."

She shoved his face into her cleavage, placed her other hand over his back, and hugged him tightly.

"Shh shh shh. It's okay, pumpkin." She whispered. 

With his face planted firmly against her chest, she gently rubbed his back, inducing an erection. He brazenly dug his hand into his pants and throttled it. As perverted a decision as it was, the sexually deprived little man couldn't pass up such a golden opportunity. She continued to hug him as he desperately tried to coax the semen from his testes. He continued to sob, disingenuously, so that she wouldn't stop hugging him. Unfortunately, she pulled his face from her bosom before he was able to climax. In a panic, he quickly withdrew his hand and looked up at her. Clueless, she leaned over and kissed the top of his head. His penis continued to throb, forcefully.

"I know the other kids can be mean, Teddy. But it doesn't matter what they think. All that matters is what you think of yourself. I'm gonna let the class out now so that you and I can chat for a bit. Okay?"

He nodded fervidly.

"Good boy." She praised, with a single poke on his nose.

She wrapped her hands around his ribcage and pressed his face against her sternum, unintentionally trapping his dick between her breasts as she rose to her feet. He covered his crotch with his right hand and gritted his teeth as a river of cum rushed out of his urethra, leaving a very noticeable stain. She carried him inside and set him down at his desk. 

"Alright, kids. It was nice meeting you all! Class dismissed!" Ms. D declared. 

"But there's still ten minutes left." Christine retorted.

"Actually, you hang back for a minute." Ms. D instructed, pointing at Christine. "I need to talk to you."

The students filed out of the room; Ms. D closed the door behind them.

"Am I in trouble or something?" Christine asked.

"No, no! Not at all!"

"Oh, good."

"I just need to ask you for a favor, on behalf of my little buddy here." She explained, motioning toward Teddy. "You guys are in the same class next period, upstairs. I was wondering if you'd be willing to escort him to 2nd period every day so he doesn't get hurt going up the stairs."

"Umm... would I get extra credit?"

"Sure. How does two points added to your overall average sound?"

"Not as good as three."

"I can't do three. The most I can do is two points each quarter."

"Alright, I'll take it."

"Awesome! You hear that, Teddy? You've got your very own escort! Haha!" Ms. D joked.

Christine didn't understand the joke. Teddy did, but didn't respond.

"So should I take him now?"

"Well, actually, I'll escort him today so I can talk to Mr. Ackerman. You'll start tomorrow, okay?"

"Okay, sounds good."

Christine swung her tote bag over her shoulder and left the room.

Ms. D dropped her elbow onto her desk, rested her chin in her palm, and looked at Teddy with a smirk.

"You tinkled your pants, didn't you?" She asked.

"Hu—" He gasped. His eyes darted from side to side.

"I saw the stain."

"No! I—" He paused, weighing his options. "It was an accident! I don't know how..."

"Dawww, it's okay, pumpkin. It's nothing to be ashamed of. My sister has the same problem."

"Are you gonna tell my mom?"

"Do you have another pair of pants on you?"

"No..."

"Well, then, I'm sorry but I'll have to tell her. I can't let you go to your next class like that."

"Please don't tell her! She doesn't know about my... problem."

"But she's your mom. How could she not know?"

"Only my sister knows. Can you call her instead? She's 18!"

"Sure, honey. What's her number?" Ms. D inquired, as she pulled her phone out of her purse.

"962-585-7763."

Kristi was well aware of Teddy's ejaculation problem. But as far as she knew, it was spontaneous and out of his control - a condition called Spontaneous Ejaculation Syndrome. She agreed never to tell their mother, since it would destroy Amber to learn that her baby boy wasn't such a baby. Teddy considered himself lucky that his teacher mistook the stain for urine.

"Hi, Kristi! This is Teddy's math teacher, Leah. I'm calling because Teddy had a little accident."

"Oh no! Is everything okay?" 

"Yes, yes, he's fine. He just peed his pants a little, that's all." 

"You mean he ca—" She caught herself. "Oh. Yeah, he does that occasionally. I'm so sorry."

"It's no problem! I just need you to bring him a new pair of pants and maybe a diaper, if you have any?"

"You know, it happens so rarely that I actually don't make him wear diapers. But I guess he'll have to now that he's in school."

"Yeah, I think that would be a good idea. So, how soon can you be here?"

"I can be there in 30 minutes, but I think I'm just going to sign him out. The poor thing must be so embarrassed, I'm sure he just wants to go home."

"Okay, that's fine. It's only the first day anyway. I'm free next period so he can hang out with me until you get here."

"Okay, great. I'll be there soon."

"See you then!"

Kristi arrived forty minutes later. She was as stunned as Teddy wasnby his teacher's staggering height and unmatched beauty.

"Hellooo!" Ms. D greeted excitedly. "It's so nice to meet you!"

She held the back of Kristi's head in her hands and brashly pressed her bosom into Kristi's face as she hugged her. Kristi's arms stiffened in shock.

"It's nice to meet you too." She mumbled, struggling to speak with her face planted against Ms. D's left breast.

Kristi's long blonde hair was fixed into a low pony tail. A pair of black sunglasses rested atop her head. She had big, bright green eyes and mid-tone caucasian skin. Her features were delicate; not very defined. Her nose was small and skinny. Her lips were small and pouty. She was attractive - more cutely than devastatingly. She was below average height, standing 8'6", and had a slender build. Her breasts were small and unremarkable, as were her hips. Her butt, though not particularly wide, was uncharacteristically sizable and plump in comparison to the rest of her body. The bottom of her gray tank-top was tied into a knot that sat over her naval; it was covered by a black baby carrier. She wore black leggings and white tennis shoes. 

"C'mon, Teddy. I'm taking you home." Kristi declared.

She picked him up and strapped him into the baby carrier, facing outward.

"I can walk on my own!" He protested, as she maneuvered his feet into the leg slots.

"I know, Teddy, but I'm in a rush. My next class starts in less than an hour." She explained.

Ms. D placed her hands on her knees and leaned forward so that she was eye-level with Teddy.

"I'll see you tomorrow, pumpkin." She told him, as she brushed his hair with her thumb. "Bye, Kristi!"

"Bye, Leah. And I promise this won't happen again."

Kristi walked out to her car and secured Teddy into his seat.

"You're not gonna make me wear diapers, are you?" Teddy wondered.

"What choice do I have, Teddy? I can't let this keep happening."

"It's not my fault! She hugged me!"

"She hugged you? Really?"

"Yeah! And you see how hot she is! She squeezed me against her boobs and I...it just came out."

"Yuck! I don't need to hear about your perverted escapades, Teddy!"

"Perverted?! You know I can't control it!" He lied.

"Well, I can ask her not to hug you anymore."

"No!" He objected.

"Why not?"

"Because... I like it."

"Alright, well then you have to wear a diaper."

"Fine." He agreed. "But can you promise not to tell mom."

"I promise. I'll buy the diapers myself so that she never has to know. But you better wear them!"

"I will. Thank you."

"You're welcome, Teddy Bear."

She parked in their driveway and carried him inside. She sat him down on the living room couch, turned on the t.v., and flipped to the cartoon channel. (Amber only permitted him to watch cartoons.) 

They lived in a typical, average-sized two story house with three bedrooms and two bathrooms. The living room had wood floors and a glass coffee table in the center. The teal couch identically matched the drapes. Like the rest of the house, it had a 13-foot ceiling off-white walls. Opposite of the couch hung a flatscreen t.v; there was a fireplace below it. On the mantle of the fireplace stood several candles of various heights. The tallest candle, in the middle, stood nearly as tall as Teddy. A four-foot retractable gate blocked the fireplace, a result of Amber's paranoiac concern for Teddy's safety.  

Teddy kicked off his shoes, removed his shorts and underwear, and handed them to Kristi. This would be a very uncomfortable exchange between most siblings, but since Kristi regularly sat next to Teddy during his baths, she was totally unfazed by the sight of his genitals. She dropped the dirty clothes into the laundry basket and brought Teddy a new pair of shorts.

"I'll be back in a few hours. Mom is bringing home pizza for dinner. After diner, we'll go get you some diapers. Okay?"

"Okay."

She kissed the top of his head and walked out the door.

After a few hours of begrudgingly watching cartoons, he received a call from Nathan.

"Yo! Are you good bro?" Teddy inquired.

"Not really." Nathan replied. "Christine broke my nose. I'm at the hospital right now."

"Oh shit! Did she get suspended?"

"Fuck no! I said I fell down the stairs."

"Bro, she could've killed you! You have to tell on her!"

"You don't get it. The school loves her because she's a genius and her family is rich; her dad paid for the new gymnasium. I told on her, once, for kicking me down the stairs. Principal Berkon said it was my fault because I provoked her."

"Did you provoke her?"

"No. I just asked if she wanted to get pizza with me after school. Ever since then, she beats me up every time I talk to her."

"So, why don't you just leave her alone?"

"Because... I'm in love with her."

"In love with her?! You're 30! She's a minor!"

"Come on, dude. Don't act like you wouldn't fuck her if you could."

"If she was legal, sure. But if she broke my bones, I would leave her the fuck alone!"

"Well, that's the price I have to pay. She's going to fall for me eventually, watch!"

"I don't know, bro. I think you should just leave her alone."

"I can't, dude! I have to keep try—oh. The doctor just came in. I'll call you when I'm out of here." 

Amber arrived home just a few minutes after Kristi, holding a pizza box.

"There's my baby boy!" She greeted.

She placed the pizza on the coffee table and reached over it, taking a hold of Teddy. She raised him up to her face and kissed him on the lips as she did customarily every time she came home from work.

"How was your first day of school?" She inquired.

"It was good." He replied.

"Yay! I'm so glad! My baby boy is growing up, going to school all by himself!"

She kissed him again, and handed him to Kristi so that she could carry the pizza into the kitchen. Kristi set him down in his highchair. Amber cut a slice of pizza into tiny pieces and gave it to Teddy. 

"Did you say hello to any of his teachers when you went to pick him up?" Amber asked Kristi.

"Yeah, I met his math teacher. She likes Teddy a lot."

"That's great!" Amber said cheerfully. "Do you like her too, baby?"

"Yeah, she's really nice." Teddy replied.

"And hot." Kristi added.

"Hot?"

"You gotta see this woman, mom. She's so beautiful, and tall as hell. I think Teddy has a crush on her."

"No I don't!" Teddy denied.

"Stop it, Kristi. My baby doesn't like girls yet." Amber disagreed. "Right, Teddy?"

"Right." He confirmed.

"See? I know my baby, he doesn't have those feelings yet."

Kristi rolled her eyes. 

"How about your other teachers? Do you like them, too?" Amber asked.

"Uhh, yeah. They're great. They're all great."

"Ahh, I'm so relieved, baby. I was so worried about you going to public school."

They finished their pizza and Amber cleared the table. 

"You done with this, baby?" She asked, as she grabbed Teddy's plate with half of the slice uneaten.

"Yeah. I'm full." He responded.

"I'm gonna take Teddy to the mall and do a little shopping. Okay, mom?" Kristi requested.

"Sure. Whatcha getting?"

"A couple bras, and I wanna get Teddy something."

"Oh, okay. Do you need money?"

"Yeah, if you could. Please."

"Here." Amber handed Kristi $200. "Get him some ice cream, too."

"Thanks, mom."

"You're welcome. Have fun, Teddy Bear!"

Kristi often brought Teddy to the mall, especially during peak operating hours when the parking lot is packed, so that she could park in the handicapped spaces. She rarely bought him anything, but he didn't mind. Sometimes, she would promise to buy him something and then totally forget to. He would never remind her, though, partially because of the unspeakable guilt he felt.

Strange women often mistook him for a baby or toddler, thanks to his diminutive size and beardless baby face. Kristi always went along with it, since it was less awkward than explaining that he was - so she thought - a teenager. Teddy happily complied, as he throughly enjoyed their attention. 

He rode in the seat of the shopping cart, facing Kristi as she directed it through the aisles of the baby department. Her grip surrounded his as he held on to the push bar.  

"Aww, look at this!" She exploded, spotting a shirt she liked.

She looked through the rack until she found the smallest size. It read "I love my sister" in large text, with a cartoon teddy bear holding a heart in the middle. She held the hanger against Teddy's neck, sizing it.

"It's perfect!" She exclaimed.

"Ahh, come on. Do I really have to wear that? It's for babies." Teddy resisted.

"Oh. You mean you don't like it?" asked Kristi, disappointed. 

"Sigh. Fine, I like it. I'll wear it. Can we just get what we need and leave, please? I don't want to be here."

"Okay, but I still have to go the lingerie store." 

"Is Nicki there?"

"Yes, she is! She'll be very happy to see you, I'm sure." Kristi added.

"She's nice. I like her." Teddy shared.

"And she likes you very much!" 

"It... it just sucks that she thinks I'm two years old."

"Oh, Teddy." She consoled him, resting her palm on his head as she looked into his eyes. "You and I both know it's better this way."

He nodded. Kristi found the cheapest brand of diapers on the shelf and dropped a case into her cart.

"Besides, she's too old for you anyway." Kristi continued. "She's an adult; you're still a boy."

"How old is she?" Teddy questioned.

"Twenty." Kristi elaborated.

Teddy sat silently, knowing he could never tell his sister his true age. 

She brought the items out to her car and fetched the baby carrier from the trunk. The lingerie store didn't have carts, only baskets. 

"Hey, Kristi?" Teddy muttered.

"Yes, sweetie?" She responded, as she equipped the baby carrier to her chest.

"Do you think I could walk on my own, just this one time?"

"You can forget about that, mister. I'm not going to risk your safety like that, sorry."

"But—"

"The answer is no." She asserted, reaching for Teddy with both hands.

With all his might, he did his best to push them away, only managing to disrupt her for a split-second before she seized him. He grabbed the push bar and held it tight as she tried to remove him from the seat.

"Come here!" She demanded.

He refused to let go of the push bar. She grabbed him by the shoulders, immobilizing his arms.

"Ha! Got you now, you little fucker!" She bragged, as she removed him from the cart and forced him into the baby carrier.

He kicked his legs furiously in protest. She grabbed his ankles with her left hand and held them pinned to her abdomen.

"You better stop misbehaving right now or I'm gonna tell mom!" She threatened.

She let go of his legs and he stopped kicking.

"When you're eighteen, you can do when you want. But right now you have to listen to me. Got it?"

He crossed his arms and didn't respond.

"What's going on with you, Teddy? Why you being such a mister angrypants lately?"

As usual, he chose to withhold his crushing feeling of inadequacy rather than vent about it.

"Do you need to talk to the therapist? Want me to make you an appointment?" Kristi offered.

"No. I don't like that guy." Teddy replied.

"Okay. Well, there's a girl who goes to my gym that's a therapist. I think you'd like her a lot."

"Why do you say that?"

"Let me make you an appointment and you'll find out."

"Okay. Fine." Teddy agreed.

He waited patiently as Kristi perused the bra section. He stared at Nicki who stood behind the register. As much as he wanted to have a romantic relationship with her, he loved the way she fawned over his cuteness, which was the most he could realistically expect from any woman.

She stood 8'10" - average height. She had sepia skin and long black hair held up by a red hair clip. Her eyes were slightly small and almond colored. She had a slightly small jaw but big, plush cheeks and sharp cheekbones. Her nose was slender and the tip was subtly upturned. Her lips were plump and pouty. She wore a pink sweater over a white shirt that left the cleavage of her F-cup breasts partially exposed. Much like Ms. D, she had a voluptuous hourglass figure with beefy thighs and a hefty rear end.

After about twenty minutes of deliberation, Kristi finally selected her new bras and approached the register.

"Hey, girl!" Nicki greeted. "And hello to you, cutie pie!" 

"Heyyy!" Kristi replied, as she placed the bras on the counter. 

"D'awww! He's so cute with his widdle sunglasses! Boop!" She gushed, as she reached over the counter and poked his nose. 

Teddy's toes curled as he stared longingly at her inviting smile.

"Wook at widdle feetsies!" She screeched, as she pinched his shoe between two fingers and tugged it from side to side. "I just wanna eat them up! Om nom nom nom nom!"

"Are you going to Lauren's party on Saturday?" Kristi asked Nicki. 

"Yup." Nicki confirmed. She released Teddy's foot and stood up straight. "I just need to something to wear."

"Oh, please. You look gorgeous in anything. I wish I had your hips!" Kristi complimented.

"Girl, you can have 'em." Nicki joked. "I'm tired of wasting half an hour every morning putting my jeans on."

"The grass is always greener, I guess." Kristi resolved.

"So, you're definitely going to Lauren's party?" Nicki asked. I don't wanna get hyped for no reason."

"I hope so. My mom is going away for the weekend so I have to find a babysitter for Teddy."

"You could just bring him!" Nicki suggested. Lauren has a two-year-old; they could have a playdate! Aww!"

"Hmm. I guess I'll do that if I can't find a babysitter. I'm sure Lauren wouldn't mind."

"I'm so excited, we're finally gonna party together!"

"I know, right? I can't wait!"

Nicki bagged the purchases and placed them into Kristi's cart.

"You're all set, girl. Here's your receipt. Don't forget to take the online survey and give me five stars."

"You know I always do." 

"I know, girl. You're the best. I'll see you on Saturday. Muah!" She planted a kiss on Kristi's cheek, and then blew one towards Teddy. 

"See you then, babe!"

Teddy sat with his arms crossed, waiting for Kristi to exit the store before he aired his grievances. Well aware of his discontent, she ignored it, hoping he'd suffer in silence as he usually did.

"You can't bring me to that party." Teddy objected, as soon as they reached the parking lot.

"Relax, Teddy. I'll find a babysitter for you."

"Can't I just stay home by myself? You'll only be gone a few hours. Mom wouldn't even know!"

"The answer is no, Teddy. If there's a fire or something, you can't reach the doorknob. We'll find you a babysitter, don't worry."

"Humph." Teddy growled, slinking into his seat.

He kept his arms crossed and scowled. Kristi looked at him with a sympathetic frown as she helped him out of the cart and into his booster seat. He turned his head and looked away. Kristi buckled him in.

"Don't be mad at me, Teddy. Come on."

He ignored her.

"Uh oh. Looks like somebody needs the tickle monster!"

"No! Stop!" Teddy yelled, trying to push her fingers away to no avail.

"Tickle! Tickle! Tickle! Tickle! Tickle!"

"AH! AHA! STOP! AHAHAHAHAHAHA! STOP! PLEASE!" Teddy cried, rapidly kicking his feet as she dug her fingers into his ribs.

"Feel better now?" Kristi asked.

He nodded, pressing down on his crotch, deterring his developing boner. 

Kristi knew that tickling was her little brother's kryptonite, but just assumed he was naturally ticklish. She had no idea that it aroused him. Though very aware of his ejaculation "problem," she hadn't even considered that she might be a stimulus. In her defense, Teddy never told her. She was, indeed, a common inspiration for Teddy's blissful moments—the most guilty ones. She'd be horrified to learn that whenever Teddy asked for bubbles in his bath, it was because he wanted to rub one out while she sat on the toilet and read a book to him. 

Teddy was careful to never give Kristi or Amber any inclination that he lusted for them, and somehow, their ignorance only added to his pleasure. The warm affection they so readily provided, though only intended as familial love, made the constant emasculation and deprivation of freedom he endures well worth it.

"I'll put a diaper under your bed tonight. Actually two." Kristi planned. "I have to keep them in my room since Mom cleans your room. I'll put two under your bed every night; keep the second one in your backpack. Should I drop off a box at your school?"

"No, no, you don't need to do that. Two is enough."

"If you say so. I better not get any more calls from your teachers if I'm spending all this money on diapers."

"It's not e—never mind." 

"It's not even what?" Kristi queried.

Teddy wanted to say that it's not even her money, but wisely decided not to. Kristi didn't work, and she didn't need to. In addition to covering all of her expenses - including her brand new luxury coupe - Amber happily supplied Kristi with hundreds of dollars every few days to spend as she wished. If asked, Amber would say that she spoils both of her children equally. In reality, she didn't even allow Teddy to have his own money. She also wouldn't allow to own a phone or anything that could access the internet. She did buy him lots of clothes, but never permitted him to pick anything out. This disparity caused Teddy to feel some animosity towards his sister, but because Amber wouldn't ever give him money and he couldn't earn any on his own, he was in no position to challenge Kristi's financial authority.

"Nothing. I'll wear the diapers." Teddy submitted. "You won't get any more calls."

"I wanna know what you were about to say." insisted Kristi.

"It doesn't matter. You're the boss and I have to listen to you."

"That's right." She smugly agreed. "Next time you feel like disrespecting me, just remember that I do everything for you."

"I know. I'm sorry for being bad. I love you."

"I love you, too, Snugglebear."