Time: 24:47
Country: China
General Location:
East offshore of Shanghai
“Switching to hyper-sensitive sound wave detection mode momentarily……
……change in spy equipment completed
Activating translator. Target language: Chinese……
……translator, activated.”
“Damn you’re fast SONYA. Or, should I call you Spy Operator of Navigation and Yielder of Accessories?” , whispered Don to SONYA, an Artificial Intelligence spy helper. She could clearly be heard in his right ear though an advanced wireless, plastic, black earpiece. Her voice was being heard all the way from a super computer in Washington DC with a mind, conscience, and feelings of its own. She was designed to not only help the US with major problems, but to also add good company and control of the spy equipment.
“You may feel free to call me whichever, but it is advised to use SONYA for benefit of saved time and my protection and secrecy due to….”
“Yeah, yeah, I’ve heard this lecture a thousand times. Fuck, ya think the dumb-shits that made ya would’ve put a “no bitchin’ chip” in ya or somethin….” ,Don replied in an as unhappy, rude, and silent way as possible. Don is a man who is at least 6 foot tall with short brown hair and an obviously ripped body. He should anyways, being one of the top spies for the US. “….just kidding!”, Don said playfully, “ Keep your head up……or whatever you got, ‘cause I need a miracle to make it out of here alive……wait! Shit, stay quiet! I’ve got the douche-bag talkin’!”.
“Yes sir. Stealth mode, activated”.
Both SONYA and Don became completely quiet. Don laid down perfectly flat on his surface and became unnoticeable as he blended in with the darkness with his all black spy guise. He reminds himself that he’s on the roof of a boat and can easily be heard or seen, so special precautions should be taken. Going lower on the boat, a man rushes into the room directly below Don, infuriated (to an extreme that seemed irreversible at the time) and yelling at another man.
“……but, sir…..”, said a henchman disappointedly, “….we’re sure we did everything you said! It’s just that the American government has so many precautions to so many of their defensive procedures that it’s just impossible to get anyone who can bypass their system.”
The boat became completely silent. Nothing but waves and the rocking of the boat could be heard. A slightly loud but very heavy sigh could be heard from the now calmed man. The henchman stood completely motionless, hoping that he would stay this way.
“……damn you Kun Kien, I swear that you will be the end of me……”,the man said, “……just tell me, is the growth serum secure? I just hope we can escape safely with it.” Kun left the room quietly to go check.
“Wha….?!?”, thought Don in an alarmed state, “…growth serum?!?!?! The government never informed me of this in the mission description! Holy shit, is this real? I had no idea…….well….we do have some of the best scientists in the world…”
Kun entered quietly once more. “Yes sir. The serum is secure. The original and only copy of the procedure and list of ingredients is as well, Mr. Zhang-shi, sir.”
“Zhang-shi……growth serum and recipe…..you getting all this SONYA?”, Don whispered. “Yes sir. The information is being transmitted to high government officials as we speak. Processing report………”
Whack!
Suddenly everything went black.