Chapter 1: Back in Action (1)

Okay so I defeated Emma and the Earth was saved, but now let me tell you how Emma makes Belle extremely ill just by going inside her.

Sunday, June 22, 2014

“Okay Bet wake up,” Emma whispered. “Uh… what time is it?” Bet asked quietly. “It's 12:34 AM,” Emma answered quietly. “So why are you waking me up in the middle of the night?” Bet asked quietly.“Because I've got an idea for our next act of evil,” Emma answered quietly. “What's the plan?” Bet asked quietly. “The plan is to go inside Belle and take over her body's Immune System,” Emma answered quietly. “And how are we to do that? We're in a jar,” Bet aske in a normal voice. “Quiet,” Emma whispered. “Right and how are we to do that? We're in a jar,” Bet asked again quietly. “I'll blast a hole in the lid and when I do we'll go on Belle's bed and walk through her body and into her Immune System,” Emma explained quietly. Emma used a laser to blast a hole in the lid and they flew out the jar. Then they flew over to Belle's: bed and walked right through her body. “Intruder,” the king of Belle's body said. “Well it looks like we have a human set of germs,” a guard said. Emma then shot a laser at the king and killed him. “He's dead. You killed him,” a guard said. “Well according to the rule book called ‘Protecting the Body for Dummies’ is states on ‘Rule #124’ that whoever kills the king then the assassin is the new ruler of the body,” another guard said. “Sweet. Okay you're all fired!” Emma said. “Then who's going to work for you?” a guard asked. “The germs,” Emma answered evilly. “Bet set all the germs free and put these guards in their place,” Emma commanded. Bet let set all the germs free and locked all the guards in the dungeon. “Freedom,” Carl the head germ said. “Halt!” Emma commanded. “Who are you?” Carl asked. “I am Queen Emma and you are to work for me,” Emma answered. “What do you want us to do my lady?” Carl asked. “Well first what are the names of your three friends?” Emma asked. “Well this is Virus, E. Coli, and Salmonella,” Carl answered. “Why is your name the only one that's not a name of a germ or bacteria?” Emma asked. “Well my mother didn't like the fact that the others are named after the a type of bacteria or germ, so she just called me a different name like Carl,” Carl answered. “Anyway I want you four to keep watch on two teenage boys,” Emma said. “Why?” Carl asked. “Well these particular boys are ½ of an inch tall and they said that your mom was ugly,” Emma answered with a lie. “Okay boys let's do this for my mama,” Carl said.

In the morning at 7:04, Kevin and I were up and thinking what we should have in our team. “Okay how about a theme song,” I suggested. “Like what?” Kevin asked. “A theme song that goes like 🎵Dylan the mighty, he's very tidy. Everyone admires him. He's so handsome, it's a sin. If you're in jeopardy don't call the calvary. There's a better remedy. Although he doesn't work for free. He's every man's trust tee. He's every woman's fantasy. Plus he's good with company. He is Dylan. Dylan the mighty!🎵” I sang. “Ow my stomach,” Belle said in pain. “What's wrong Belle?” I asked. “Well I think I've got a fever overnight,” Belle said. “Wait where's Emma?” I asked. “I don't know,” Kevin answered. “Wait are you thinking that she escaped and made me sick?” Belle asked. “Precisely,” I answered. “So what's going to happen to me?” Belle asked. “Well Emma could have released all the germs from their prison and put the guards in their place and it you will eventually die,” I answered. [Gasp] Belle gasped and was scared. “Wait how do you know this?” Kevin asked. “I found a note,” I answered showing him the note.

Dear Team Awesome,

We have escaped and went inside Belle's Immune System to kill the king of her body and release all the germs and put the guards in their place. Then the germs to kill your precious giantess Belle by making her extremely ill. It'll take no more then a few days.

♥ Bet

P.S. If you try and stop you will be destroyed by the head germ and his posse. So say by to your precious girlfriend Dylan.

“So I'm seriously going to die!?!” Belle asked in fear. “Not on my watch,” I said. “But you read the note,” Belle said. “Forget notes. Kevin are you thinking what I'm thinking?” I asked. “You mean how cool it would look if we all got butt copies at the same time?” Kevin asked. “What? No I'm thinking that we go inside Belle and free all the guards. Then get Emma out of Belle's Immune System and stop Belle from dying,” I said. “Okay Belle do us a favor,” I said. “What do you want?” Belle asked. “Eat us,” I answered. “But you made me promise to try not to eat you,” Belle reminded. “I know, but you're going to have to break that promise,” I said. “So eat us,” Kevin said. “Well okay,” Belle said. “Now first things first don't swallow us until I tell you to,” I said. “Got it,” Belle said. She picked us up and said, “I don't like liver, don't like ham, so look out stomach her comes my friends.” Bell placed us in her mouth and waited for me to give the signal. “Well hello there boys,” Carl said evilly. “Hi,” Kevin said. “Who are you guys?” I asked. “I'm Carl and that's Virus, E. Coli, and Salmonella,” Carl answered. “Nice to meet ya,” Kevin said. “You're not bright are you?” I said. “Not at all,” Kevin said. “Uh… yeah we got a machine that blocks all brain waves,” Carl said. “Well luckily I won't lose my intelligence,” I said in relief. “Destroy them boys,” Carl commanded. “Ah crud,” I said.

To be Continued

Chapter 2: Inside Belle's Digestive Tract (2)

Okay so we left off as Kevin and I were in Belle's mouth and Carl had his men attack us, but let me tell you how Kevin and I get swallowed and explore Belle's Digestive Tract.

Sunday, June 22, 2014

“Destroy them boys,” Carl said. “Ah crud,” I said. “You okay guys?” Belle asked. “Okay Belle I need you to do some mouth play,” I said. “You mean you want me to play with you in my mouth?” Belle asked. “Yes do it,” I said. “Okay,” Belle said. She was then moving us around in her mouth. I was blasting any germ that pasted me. “Kevin!” I said. “Hi,” Kevin said. “Heads up,” I said blasting him with a transformation beam. “What happened?” Kevin said. “Okay Belle that's enough,” I said. “Okay,” Belle said. “Kevin you know are Andy and you can survive being swallowed,” I said. “Get them now. I want their heads,” Carl said. “Stop,” Kevin said blasting E. Coli. “Now surrender in the name of Queen Emma,” Carl said. “Queen Emma?” I asked myself. “Okay Belle swallow us,” I said. “Are you sure you want me to eat you guys?” Belle asked. “That depends do you want to die?” I asked. “No, but I got your point. Ready in 3… 2… 1… [Gulp],” Belle said as she swallowed us. “Huh, so this is what your life's like,” Kevin said. “Yes and you're about to take a tour of each system of a teenage girl's body,” I said, “We just have to get through Belle's eleven systems with hopefully some help from her.” “So where to now?” Kevin asked. “The stomach,” I answered. We landed in Belle's stomach and into a pool of stomach acid. “Guys are you okay in there?” Belle asked. “We're fine just don't go to the bathroom while we're in here,” I answered. “Is Kevin safe in there? I mean he's mortal,” Belle asked. “Yes I gave him a suit of immortality,” I answered. “A what?” Belle asked. “A suit that gives him Andy's powers and looks like him too,” I answered. “Okay just be careful,” Belle said. “We will,” I said. “I have such a brave boyfriend and a good tasting as well,” Belle said. “I heard that,” I said over the phone. “Let's go,” Kevin said. “Not so fast,” Carl said. “Quick run,” I said. “Cowards!!” Carl said. “What do we do now boss?” Virus asked. “We wait for the right chance to destroy them,” Carl answered.

“Okay we have to swim through her Small Intestine,” I said. “What are these things?” Kevin asked. “Those are villi,” I answered. “That's cool,” Kevin said. “Uh oh,” I said. “Charge,” Carl said. “Belle? Belle? Can you hear me?” I asked. “I can hear you. What do you want me to do?” Belle asked. “Shake your gut,” I said. “Okay,” Belle said. She started to shake like milk. “Whoa what's happening?” Kevin asked. “Belle's helping us,” I answered. “Come on we have to get to her Large Intestine,” I said.

We arrived in her large intestine and walked to the secret entrance to her liver. “Uh… Dylan I got to use the bathroom,” Belle said. “Well don't we're in your Large Intestine and I'll tell you when you can go,” I said. “Up there only an Android can go up there,” Kevin said. “Or a God,” I said. “Let's fly up,” Kevin said. We flew up into Belle's Liver and to her Gallbladder then her Pancreas. “Okay next the heart,” I said.

Chapter 3: A Special Place in her Heart

Okay so now that you know how started our journey inside Belle Digestive Tract now let me tell you how we travel trough her Lymphatic System and her Cardiovascular System to get to her Respiratory System.

Monday, June 23, 2014

“Okay Emma end of the line!” I said heroically. “Germs destroy him!” Emma commanded. I beat the germs and defeated Emma. I got out of Belle and onto stomach. “Dylan you saved me,” Belle said. “Now do me a favor and wake up,” Belle said with Kelvin's voice. “Huh?” I asked. “Dylan wake up,” Kevin said. I woke up from my slumber and my dream. “What time time is it?” I asked looking at my watch. “I think Belle's fever is getting worse,” Kevin said. “You know speaking of being in Belle's Large Intestine reminds me of a joke that my dad told me,” I said. “What is it?” Kevin asked. “Why did Tiger have his head in the toilet?” I asked. “Why?” Kevin asked. “He was looking for Pooh,” I answered. “Ha ha ha ha. What was I saying? I don't care,” Kevin laughed. “Okay you were saying that Belle's fever was getting worse,” I reminded. “Oh that's right,” Kevin said. “Well how do you know this?” I asked. “Well I'm no doctor what I don't think Belle's heart should be beating that fast,” Kevin answered. [Everything is Awesome Ring Tone] My phone rang and it was Belle, so I picked it up and started to talk. “Dylan,” Belle said in a sick tone. ”What is it?” I asked. “Are you in my Cardiovascular System?” Belle asked. “No, but I am in your Lymphatic System,” I answered. “Where's that?” Belle asked. “It's part of your Cardiovascular System,” I answered. “Well do you think you can check out my heart?” Belle asked. “What's wrong?” I asked. “Becuse two reasons first I think it's beating dangerously fast,” Belle answered. “I know and what's the second problem?” I asked. “The second problem is that I feel some pain in my chest,” Belle answered. “Okay we'll get right on that,” I said. “Thanks just hurry,” Belle said as she hung up. [Beep] “Really an Everything is Awesome ring tone?” Kevin asked. “Yep, It's just my favorite song in the world. Plus it also brings back memories,” I answered. “Memories for what?” Kevin asked. “Memories on our LEGO® adventure,” I answered. “Right,” Kevin said. “Okay so let's just go into her heart,” I said. [Kevin Belches] [Everything is Awesome ring tone] “What is it now Belle?” I asked on my phone. “Stop burping inside of me it's just gross,” Belle answered. “That wasn't me,” I said. “Then who was it?” Belle asked. “It was Kevin,” I answered. “Oh real mature on blaming someone else on your gas,” Belle said sarcastically. “No really here I'll show you,” I said putting the phone on speaker. [Kevin Belches] “Oh sorry just tell him to stop,” Belle said. “How could you not trust me?” I asked. “Well… uh…” Belle stuttered. “Trust is the most important part of a relationship,” I said. “I'm sorry, but you do have some gas problems,” Belle said. “What do you mean?” I asked. “Well you fart almost every day in third period when you were normal size,” Belle answered. “How do you know?” I asked. “You would say and I quote I farted,” Belle answered. “Yeah, but I hardly ever burp,” I said. “Look guys I admit I burped, but--,” Kevin was beginning to say. “STAY OUT OF THIS KEVIN!!!” Belle and I interrupted by yelling. “Anyway, I thought you knew me,” I said. “Well how did I know that you didn't burp?” Belle asked. “Okay you know what I can't continue this relationship anymore,” I said. “Perfect,” Carl said evilly. “What do we do with him now boss?” E. Coli asked. “First we we tell Emma the good news,” Carl answered.

{Darth Vader Theme ring tone} Emma's phone rang and she picked it up to talk to Carl. “What is it?” Emma asked. “Well your majesty I just made Belle not believe Dylan he said that Kevin burped,” Carl; answered. “Good job. What happened now?” Emma asked. “They are now no longer dating,” Carl answered. “Good now capture them and bring them back here. I want them alive,” Emma said. “You mean I can't give you his head?” Carl asked. “No, just bring him back here alive,” Emma answered. “But your majesty, if I bring him back alive he could get away and stop you,” Carl said. “Good point kill him, kill them all,” Emma said evilly. “Okay no one calls my mother angry and gets away with it,” Carl said. “Now go and bring me their head,” Emma commanded. {Beep} “Okay so now what boss?” Virus asked. “We go and get his head,” Carl answered. “Where do we do this?” Salmonella asked. “Well Sal we do this in the Lungs and when he's gasping for air that's when we kill him,” Carl answered.

I hung up a little upset and confused. “That's gotta hurt,” Kevin said. “I don't get it,” I said. “What do you mean?” Kevin asked. “She would never do anything like this,” I answered. “What are you saying?” Kevin asked. “I'm saying that something just didn't add up,” I answered. “What do you think?” Kevin asked. “I think that Emma has something to do with this,” I answered. “Okay Dylan what are you going to do about it?” Kevin asked in an inspired tone. “I'll tell you what we'll do about it we're going to go find her and heal Belle,” I said heroically. “So let's go into her heart,” Kevin said heroically. We went past all the blood vessels and into her heart. “Huh, I guess there is a special place in her heart after all,” I said. “Good one,” Kevin said. “No I mean look,” I said showing him everything Belle loves. “Whoa what is that?” Kevin asked. “It's everything Belle has in her heart,” I said. “Wow they're everything you like and that you do,” Kevin said in amazement. “Look that's Everything is Awesome. I thought she hated that song,” I said. “Wait what's that… [Yawn] gas stuff?” I said as we both fell asleep.

“Wakey, wakey,” Virus's voice echoed. “Wake up you fool,” Salmonella's voice echoed. “Wake up!” Carl said. “Ahh!” I yelled. “Stop chasing Emma,” Carl said. “What are you going to do about it,” I taunted. “Kill him,” Carl commanded. They were about to slice my head until Belle came. “Wait what's happening?” I asked. “Come with me if you want to no die,” Belle said. “How did you get here?” Kevin asked. “I'm not here?” Belle said. “Then who are you?” I asked. “I'm Belle from the Dream World,” Belle answered. “Okay so what add you doing here?” I asked. “I'm here to help you,” Belle answered. “And,” I said. “And to save you,” Belle said nervously. “Yeah and,” I said. “Okay fine I'm here to get you back,” Belle confessed. “Thought so,” I said. “But I think you could use my help because I know my body like the back of my hand,” Belle said. “Okay you can tag along, but remember that you're just helping not trying to win me back,” I said. “Well you can't stop a girl from trying,” Belle said. “Well let's go,” Kevin said. We started to go from the lungs to the next system.

Chapter 4: Belle's Knowledge

Okay so you know how my relationship with Belle ends,but will we ever get back together?

Monday, June 23, 2014

“Okay so where do we go now?” I asked. “I've got to go into my brain and login to the main controls to get information to find out what Emma's plan is to destroy me and what how she plans to do it,” Belle answered. “Okay so how do we get from your chest to your head?” Kevin asked. “We go through my bloodstream that takes me to my head and it should take us there ASAP,” Belle answered. We left Belle's chest and went to her head via her bloodstream. “Well back in her brain,” I said. “But wait aren't you the person who tried to destroy us with a LEGO® Duplo army?” Kevin asked. “No that was a the cruel evil giantess Belle,” Belle answered. “So which one are you?” I asked. “I'm the smart, heroic, and small Belle,” Belle answered. “Ah got it,” I said. “Quiet,” Belle whispered. “What is it?” I wispered. “Evil germs and the door is on the other side of my brain,” Belle answered quietly. “How do we get there?” Kevin asked quietly. “Okay so Dylan you ready for some action?” Belle asked. “Oh Yeah I'm always ready for action,” I answered in excitement. “Okay you have to distract the germs and get them away from the door,” Belle planned. “Okay I eat germs for breakfast,” I said with excitement. “Really you know what that does to… Oh you were doing a catchphrase,” Belle corrected herself. “Yeah I was. Now let's do this!!” I yelled heroically. I went in front of the army and yelled like crazy. “Hey you idiots over here!!!” I yelled. “What he call us?!” Virus's asked angerly. “I called you idiots!!” I answered loudly. “Destroy him!!” Carl yelled. They chased me in Belle's head while Kevin and Belle ran to the door. “So wait what are we going to do?” Kevin asked. “What do you mean?” Belle asked. “I mean didn't Dylan place the Membrain in the main controls?” Kevin asked. “Yeah, but there are two main contrals,” Belle answered. “So what should I do?” Kevin asked. “I think Dylan needs help,” Belle answered. “I'm going in,” Kevin said.

“Uh… Kevin I could use a hand here,” I yelled. “Hold on I've got an idea,” Kevin said. Kevin lured the army inside Belle's brain. “Hey idiots I'm going to bite you in half,” Kevin taunted. “There's that word again get him,” Carl said. Kevin pocked a hole in a tube causing a lighting bolt to zap them. “Ow!” Carl yelled in pain as he lost his train of thought and fell. “Kevin get up here,” I said. “Done let's go,” Belle said. “Belle I could use some help,” Kevin said. “Hold on,” Belle said as she literally used her head. She caused a burst of air to come from below Kevin. “Thanks,” Kevin said. “Come on let's get to  my Immune System,” Belle said.

Chapter 5: Internal Combat

Okay so you now know the rest of the adventure, but now Belle needs a hero 'cause her life is vanishing fast. Will I save her and get back together with her?

Monday, June 23, 2014

“Okay so how are we going to do this?” I asked. “We go into my Immune System and you'll go defeat Emma's germ army and Kevin will release the guards. Also have you seen the Shrek movies?” Belle asked. “Yeah and?” I asked. “Well you know how at the end of each movie that true love's kiss solves the problems?” Belle asked. “Yeah what about it?” I asked. “Well I'm dying and the cure is true love's kiss,” Belle answered. “Wait I think I see the issue here you just want me to get back together with you!” I said angerly. “But… wait… what… huh…” Belle stammered. “Well that's not going to happen. Good by!” I said angerly while leaving. “Kevin you might want to go after him,” Belle said. “Got it,” Kevin said. “I can't believe her,” I muffled. “Dylan wait,” Kevin said trying to catch up to me. “Let me guess Belle sent you?” I asked sarcastically. “Yes and I can't let you throw in the towels yet,” Kevin said.

Meanwhile back with dream Belle

“Come on Kevin,” Belle said to herself. “Well look what we've got here, Belle,” Carl said evilly. “Carl, but you're dead,” Belle said. “No I'm not, but you'll be,” Carl threatened. Carl knocked Belle out and took her to Emma.

Now back to me

“Dylan you can't just let Belle die,” Kevin said. “I suppose you're right let's go back to dream Belle,” I said. Virus came and told me that Belle was captured and will die if I don't surrender. “Belle's been captured?” I asked. “Okay Dylan I know you still have feelings for her now what are you going to do now?” Kevin asked. “I'll tell you what we're going to do we are going into Belle Immune System and defeat Emma and save Belle, so let's rock,” I said heroically. We ran to Belle's Immune System and saw Emma. “End of the line!” I said heroically. “Say goodbye to Belle,” Emma said. I turned into a guerilla and started to fight. ”Kevin free the guards,” I said in a guerilla like voice. Kevin ran into the prison. “Minions destroy him!” Emma said evilly. “Everything is Awesome!” I said heroically. “Dylan you know I can't stand that song,” Belle said. I untied Belle and then the guards came and locked up Emma and Bet. Kevin walked into a rope trap and was tied up. I turned into a bird and flew up past Belle's mussels, past her bones and out her skin. “Belle,” I said running to her lips. “I'm too late,” I said. I kissed her and a minute later she woke up. “Dylan am I dead?” Belle asked. “No far from it,” I answered. “See I told you it was true love's kiss,” Belle said. “Wow looks like we got our fairy tale ending,” I said. “Wait where's Kevin?” Belle asked. [Gasp] We both gasped and knew where Kevin was.

Meanwhile inside Belle's Immune System

“Dylan? Belle? Somebody? Help. Mommy,” Kevin said.

The End

“Bye guys see you in the next one,” I said. “Help,” Kevin said still tied up.