Saturn Seven by squashed123
Summary:

Two students are stranded on a different planet where everything seems quite earthly, except it is totally small. This is a classic crush and vore story in a dark-fantasy setting with an overarching storyline.

With some 900 pages by now, I think we might as well call this one a book.

All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.


Categories: Young Adult 20-29, Butt, Insertion, Mouth Play, Adventure, Crush, Feet, Gentle, Unaware, Violent, Vore Characters: None
Growth: Titan (101 ft. to 500 ft.)
Shrink: None
Size Roles: None
Warnings: Following story may contain inappropriate material for certain audiences
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 57 Completed: No Word count: 988803 Read: 557327 Published: May 12 2014 Updated: July 09 2023
Story Notes:

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1. Prologue by squashed123

2. Chapter 1 by squashed123

3. Chapter 2 by squashed123

4. Chapter 3 by squashed123

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57. Chapter 56 by squashed123

Prologue by squashed123
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Prolouge

Caught in lonely orbit of Saturn's shattered rays, tumble horse and rider into shipwrecked beds.


"Warning, warning, warning..." A dull mechanical voice echoed with unsettling frequency in the back ground.

"Wake up!" An equally muffled but different, terrified voice yelled. "Come on! Wake up!"

"Hull failure imminent. Emergency back-ups activated." The mechanical voice returned.

"What's going on?" Laura heard herself ask. Her voice sounded strange inside the stasis-coven. There was smoke in the space ship but through the mist she could see Janna's and Jake's covens. The door of Jake's was open, Janna seemed to be still in stasis.

Laura's heart skipped a beat when Jake suddenly appeared in front of the glass screen. He was bleeding from a cut in his forehead and looked like he had seen death itself: "Laura, we're in the atmosphere! Hull breakage! I have initiated emergency procedures to - argh!"

Suddenly the ship started to spin and shake violently and Jake was thrown around in the chamber outside Laura's coven like a rag-doll. She saw his flailing body being smashed around until it slammed against a wall and went limp, stopping his screaming all at once.

As they were racing towards the planet's surface Laura feared for her life. It would be only a matter of seconds before they'd impact on Saturn Seven's surface.

"Computer!" She screamed against the horrible noises the ship now made. "Reactivate stasis coven three, T minus four hours!" A beep in the coven let her know that the computer had understood.

"It maybe just an educational project but don't be mistaken!" Professor Miller had urged his students. "Your journey will be equally as dangerous as it will be important! I want to thank you all again for volunteering."

Several of the students scoffed under their breaths. It was an open secret that mostly those who were about to fail university would embark on Professor Miller's pointless missions to find extra terrestrial life on planets that where impossibly far away, as a hail-Mary means of saving their grades and graduation.

Until then, there hadn't been any major breakthroughs. They had discovered forms of algae, microbes and those sorts of things but the governmental space program had come up with those already decades ago. In fact, the governmental space program had decided that with the abundance of inhabitable planets in humanity's reach thanks to stasis covens and hyper travel continuing to search for intelligent aliens was a pointless waste of resources. In such a long time of manned hyper travel there just hadn't been a single major success ever.

Professor Miller, on the other hand, was convinced otherwise. He used their university's space flight students to still be able to send teams of two to other inhabitable planets and look if maybe they'd find something. If not intelligent life then maybe something interesting than algae, although he took great pride in discovering those as well.

Laura and Janna had been assigned to 'Saturn Seven', a planet so far away that the only information available was that size and atmosphere could probably sustain life. If it didn't, their field trip would be a short one and they'd have to return and maybe start again or do something else.

Saturn Seven was blue and green, just like the Earth and pretty much the same size. It was given it's name due to the ring of rock and dust that orbited in in a circular shape, much alike Saturn, the gas giant. In all likelihood it was just another boring algae planet. Three years in stasis just to get there. Three years in stasis to get back. And probably a few weeks of field study in between. If there was anything to collect and study, that was.

The ship would mostly steer itself there, according to the programming of the pilot who would be with them but would spend most of the time in stasis as well. The technology was convenient enough and there hadn't been any disasters in several decades. When Professor Miller said that their Journey would be dangerous no one took him seriously.

The problem with stasis however, was that the person in it was basically frozen and didn't change at all on the molecular level while around them the world lived, or rather aged, on. To the person in stasis it was like a night of dreamless sleep and all of the sudden their families were old or dead, friendships forgotten, loves lost. That was why going into stasis was so very unpopular. Even for a span of six years, it really messed up almost all of one's relationships. Also, there was a little hangover.

But for Laura and Janna it was the last resort. University had proved too tough for them but they couldn't accept the last few semesters of study to have been for nought. If they found something new, even if it was a stupid kind of algae, they'd get their degrees, and honourable ones too. Laura was to become an anthropologist and Janna studied biology. That even anthropology students could get their degrees by uncovering single-celled organisms did show that the university put some serious weight behind Miller's doings after all though.

The professor went on and on about how important their 'missions' were and how grateful he was for their sacrifice.

"Good god, shut up already and assign us a ship." Laura muttered. Janna nodded in agreement.

Looking down she saw a little bug crawling by her feet and entertained herself by stepping in it's path and nudging it around. Janna, her room mate, didn't like it when she did that but wasn't looking. Laura forced the bug closer to Janna's feet in hopes of it maybe climbing up her leg and grossing her out or something. Laura's mischievous plans were cut short when Janna unwittingly flattened the tiny creature whilst moving her feet to stand more comfortably.

She herself rarely ever had second moral thoughts but Janna would be genuinely sad had she known about the bug.

The pilot of their assigned ship was a young, tall, jockish blonde guy who went by the name of Jake. He seemed to be particularly happy about the prospect of travelling with the two girls. Laura anticipated hours of painfully awkward flirting but Jake wasn't as dumb as he looked and managed to make the girls laugh and smile a lot during introductory small talk.

He pressed his index finger to his lips and made wide eyes when he showed them where he was going to smuggle some beer. Alcohol, of course, was not allowed on the missions. Maybe the trip wasn't going to be as dull as Laura had feared.

Jake would have a blast, that much was clear. It seemed he couldn't decide whether he liked Laura, the petite Hispanic twenty one year old, or Janna, the more robust yet equally hot dark blonde, more. For him, this trip was also his final test of flight school, which really wasn't as big a deal as it sounded. Long ago were the times when space pilots were the best of the best. Today they mostly just punched in coordinates and spent a lot of time in the stasis coven. The ships even dodged asteroids by themselves.

Their ship was a standard issue research vessel with a chamber that housed the stasis covens, a small laboratory, a tiny kitchen, wash room and a cockpit. The lab could also be converted into a practically oriented sleep and dining room. For a few weeks, it wouldn't be too bad.

On the day of their departure they all hugged their families for the last time in six years. To the families anyway. To the three would be space travellers it would merely be a few weeks. It felt weird.

"Alright, have you ever been in stasis?" Jake asked as he set the timer on the coven.

"uh-uh" Laura shook her head.

"It's actually quite cool." he closed the door and his voice became muffled "You shut your eyes and open them again. And we're there. Just like 'poof'. Now close those beautiful eyes."

Laura involuntarily smiled at his banter while he programmed the coven to 'T minus 1095 days'. She'd wear this smile for the next three years.

-

Slowly, Janna awoke from stasis. She felt dizzy and her vision was blurry. There was barely any light in the chamber and it seemed...smokey. But that couldn't be right. She pushed against the door of the stasis coven. It wouldn't open.

"Computer, report status!" she commanded. No reply.

"Hello?" She called into the spaceship. She could see Laura on the other side of the chamber, still in her coven but in a strange, somewhat slumped position. Then it hit her. They had already landed! She tried again to push against the door. It was barred somehow. She found a handle in the top of the coven. "Manually unlock door" read a red sign next to it in white letters. She pulled the handle and the door unbarred.

The air smelled poisonous and there actually was smoke in the chamber. Something had gone wrong. Briefly, she registered Jake's coven being empty as she stumbled uphill towards the door to the lab and the front of the ship.

'Out of this gas.' she thought. She had to open this door manually as well and when it was open, she involuntarily inhaled a big gasp of the stinking air.

Looking into the lab from the coven chamber she'd expected to see the laboratory and on the other side, the door to the cockpit. Instead she looked through half of the lab, torn steel and broken cables into a wide blue sky.

Janna's head was spinning as the weight of the situation hit her. Their spaceship had torn in half and crashed. They were lost. Shipwrecked. Her vision blurred with tears and she fell to her knees. So many unknowns. How close was any ship that could rescue them. Did anybody even know about them being shipwrecked? And where was the pilot?

All circuits were dead, none of the blinking lights or screens worked. Janna stared into the sky and cried bitterly for a while until, slowly, the devastation ebbed away and more practical thoughts returned.

Somewhere in her mind she remembered protocol: 'You may exit the space craft and explore the planet's surface if all life sustainability tests have been thoroughly carried out and permit such an action.'

She gasped. Jake didn't know how to perform such a test, Laura was still in her coven. No one had tested the air she was breathing. But Saturn Seven's atmosphere didn't smell or feel poisonous at all. In fact, it was rather pleasant. Warm, fresh air that actually smelled of...forest. Eager to see the surface of the planet she stood up and stumbled further up to the torn off cockpit from where she'd be able to see down onto this world. When she was there, her head started spinning again.

They were completely encircled by green bushes and areas that seemed to be covered in some sort of moss. Despite the fact that their ship was broken and more than half their supplies lost, Janna felt relieved about the fact that they had done it. They had found life! After all, that had been the purpose of their coming to this place.

Of course, the crashing ship had caused quite the devastation to the landscape. Around the wreck bushes had been ripped out of the ground, shattered, blown away. Some had even been burned. Janna also realized there was no way of knowing for how long their ship had been sitting here other than the fact that the brush hadn't grown back yet. But that could mean anything since she didn't know how fast it could grow.

Even though her grades had not been the best, Janna was still very passionate about science and she eagerly looked for a way to climb down to the surface. Humanity had to know about this! Grudgingly she admitted to herself that there wasn't really a way to tell anybody. Still, she had to study this planet.To her, even some micro cellular organisms or algae would have been amazing enough. Now her mind was blown. And maybe plants were not the only things that lived here.

The sun, or rather x458235j14, was shining bright and the weather was pretty comfortable with a light breeze. Janna's jeans and T-shirt were perfectly alright for this climate.

Some ripped out bushes cracked and crushed under her as she let herself down onto the surface. They appeared to be made of very fragile wood and lived by photosynthesis with their tiny green leaves. They actually looked like extremely small trees in every respect, not even the tallest of them going over her knees.

Under those trees tinier plant life dwelled, all looking somewhat peculiar and fragile. She'd put those things under the microscope later and catalogue them, no matter what predicament she was in, for such was her commitment to science. Her boots left deep footprints in the soft ground and she felt sorry for the plants that perished beneath her. Everything seemed to be somewhat more fragile than on earth. She couldn't help but destroy things as she moved around in the immediate vicinity of the ship, but it was insignificant compared to what damage the ship had done.

With a few steps she reached the edge of the intact brush and bent down to give it a closer look. The bushes absolutely looked like trees on earth, as if a really committed bonzai enthusiast had been here before and planted them. Getting closer she noticed that what looked like weeds from above looked like brush from up close.

It had some strange resemblance of being in a modelled landscape at the scale of about one to fifty. Janna had to catalogue this. She was about to climb back up to the lab and try to find some utensils like pen, paper, measuring tape and so forth when she noticed something strange. Carefully she reached down to tear a single tiny leaf from a nearby bush, her comparatively gigantic fingers of course yanking dozens of leaves as well as a few branches out of the poor thing.

With a bit of fiddling she was able to get rid of everything but a single leaf which she held close to her eye to inspect it. It was hard to make out it's particular shape but...her gasp blew the leaf off of her finger. This leaf belonged to an oak tree. Indeed, the tree was an oak tree but it looked like it was hundreds of years old. And it was absolutely tiny. Janna stared around. She saw a another oak, there a beech, a miniscule fir and even a birch with it's spattered white bark and gnarled branches. This was a middle European primeval forest. Only it was very small.
-

Laura screamed when she awoke. She was breathing heavily, her heart still pounding madly. Suddenly, the smoke outside her coven was gone. So was Janna. She manually opened the door to her coven and stumbled outside. Immediately she noticed Jake's body in his pilot uniform slumped in a corner. She ran over and fell to her knees by his side. He was cold and didn't move, his face in a dried pool of blood, a huge cavity in his forehead.

Tears blurred her vision. She was numb. This was real. It had really happened. She was stranded on a planet and her pilot was dead. Janna. Maybe Janna knew what to do. She stumbled out of the coven chamber and started to cry even harder when she saw what had happened to the ship. They'd lost practically all water and food along with the toilet with that part of the vessel.

When she peeked over the edge of the broken fuselage she saw Janna, totally in shock staring at a bush incoherently mumbling to herself. It had hit her even worse than Laura.

Laura climbed down to the ground, a task made a lot easier by all the twisted metal rods and dead cables that peeked out of the hull, and put her hand on her friend's shoulder. Janna cringed and looked at her: "Laura! You have to see this! It's a tree, a...a tiny tree, like...a genuine tree like on earth but it's...so small..."

"It's kay." Laura tried to calm her down and closed Janna in her arms. Then they cried together.

"I know it's fucked up, the crash and all." Laura snivelled after a while, "But, hey, we're both alive! What are the odds of that."

"And we'll be famous." Janna cheered with a broken voice.

Laura pulled out of the embrace and ghastly looked her friend in the face.

"I'm serious." Janna smiled tearfully when she noticed Laura's bewildered expression. "We've found life. If we get out of here, we're made. They'll probably give us PHDs and a Nobel price and what not. Look!"

She pointed down and indeed, Laura hadn't really noticed it before, this planet was covered in plants. Still she was more concerned with their current situation than their would be fame at some point in the future.

"Janna..." She began. "We have no food. No water. How the fuck are we going to survive on this planet, let alone get back to earth?!"

"Where plants grow, there is water too, hold on.", Janna said, bent down and started to dig with her bare hands. Laura still wasn't so convinced of Janna's sanity but after getting about arms deep into the soft topsoil, Laura could hear the water splash.

"It's dirty." Laura said as Janna took a handful of water from the hole.

"We can filter it." Janna replied reassuringly. "Or maybe we find a lake or a river. There's gotta be something somewhere."

"And food?", Laura raised an eyebrow.

"Let's see." Janna pursed her lips and without further ado, she grabbed a large branch of the oak tree and tore it off without much of an effort.

"Eww, gross!" Laura said as Janna simply put the branch in her mouth and started chewing. The wood or what ever it was pulped easily in between her teeth but she spat it out after a few seconds.

"Yuck! Okay, I don't think we can eat the trees."

Laura cocked her head: "Trees?"

"Yeah!" Janna was getting excited again. "This here, is basically an oak tree. Only it's totally small."

"For real?" Laura asked and stepped closer. She didn't know much about trees at all, Janna was the biologist, but this thing actually looked like a tiny tree. Without a second thought, Laura raised her foot and trod it down with her full weight.

“Hehe, I crushed a tree under my foot!” She laughed like a dullard.

It's stem broke in two and every branch or piece of wood that happened to be under her sneaker was either crushed to bits or embedded deep into her foot print. Her other foot squashed another part of the tree in similar fashion just before her right foot obliterated the roots.

"What the fuck, Laura, what did you do that for?" Janna asked angrily.

"What?" Laura stopped trampling the totally obliterated tree. "There's like a billion of them here, and we can't even eat'em."

She saw Janna, angrily searching for a rebuttal, standing next to one of the 'trees'. It looked like she was a giant in a shrunken world. To emphasize her point she raised her foot again and stomped a smaller tree root and stem into the ground. A movement in the right corner of her eye caught Laura's attention. Out of the tree tops, swarms of strange looking bugs rose and flew away, scared by the tremor she had caused. Janna's jaw dropped and she just stared at the swarms of bugs flying into the distance.

"Whats wrong?", Laura asked concerned.

"Those bugs," Janna said, sounding completely baffled, "are not plants."

"Uhhh, duh?" Laura said with a laugh. "I'm not a biologist but I've never known plants to fly away?"

Even as she made fun of her friend, Laura found it amazing too. They had found life. First plants and now animals. And who knew what this planet still had in store for them. All they had to do was try and survive for as long until help arrived. It couldn't be too long, she told herself.

Janna shook her head seemingly in an attempt to get her mind back on track: "We can catch some of those bugs and eat them. They're probably full of protein, exactly what we need."

"What the fuck, no!" Laura cringed in disgust. "I'm not eating any bugs!"

"Well, starve then." Janna said and peered around into the distance seemingly looking for something. Laura followed her gaze. On second glance, the landscape wasn't all forest. Here and there there were glades in the foliage. Far to the right, hills and mountains could be seen and to the left of that the forest turned into grassland.

"Maybe we can find something bigger." Janna said thoughtfully still gazing into the distance. "Hopefully it's not bigger than us."

Laura swallowed hard: "What do you mean, bigger than us?"

"You know," Janna said, shrugging her shoulders, "bigger, and dangerous. Like a bear or a tiger or something. There could be anything out there."

Suddenly, eating bugs didn't seem so gross after all.

"Let's get back into the ship, see what equipment we have." Janna decided and started to climb back up.

"Wait." Laura called. "What do we do about Jake?"

"What do you mean?" Janna asked curiously.

They both were strangely collected as they put Jake's body back into his stasis coven and manually sealed the door. Stasis didn't work without electricity but Janna said it was the best they could do to store and preserve him and bring him back to his parents. Plus, like this, the ship wouldn't smell like a morgue.

The food, sanitary equipment and commodities had been stored in the front part of the ship that was gone now. They were left with their scientific equipment most of which, however, also required electricity to work. They were basically left with an intact field-microscope, a compass, pens, paper and some chemicals and glass utensils for testing stuff the old fashioned way.

Among the battery-reliant equipment they found were night-vision goggles, a few lanterns and a pair of binoculars with range finder and a few other fancy options. The supply of batteries wasn't too good though, without a way to recharge them. A bunch of other things they found were broken or useless without electricity. The storage units were completely in chaos, one had broken and spilled it's broken contents all over the floor.

"There's got to be a solar panel somewhere in here." Janna sighed as she crammed through one of the boxes. "Hurgh, it's useless!" She leaned back and slammed her hands into her lap. "Let's find something to eat while the sun is still up, what do you say?"

Laura was arms deep into another box to look for something useful.

"What the fuck is this?" She asked and pulled out a long stick with a metal ring and a net at the end.

Janna's eyes lit up: "That, my dear, is a landing net."
-
"Would you mind not squashing every single tree?" Janna complained a little unnerved. "Also, you're scaring away the bugs." They had been wandering through the forrest together, away from the ship, to find food and water. Janna, carrying the landing net, moved carefully through the foliage while Laura, carrying an Erlenmayer flask quickly had made a sport out of noisily flattening trees under her feet.

"What, I'm bored." Laura pouted. "And I'm telling you, I'm not eating any bugs."

They were almost microscopic anyway. Janna would have to catch a billion of them to get rid of her hunger. She could feel it already, nagging on her. She was someone who always ate when they were hungry. Even in between meals. Of course, in their day and age, that never presented a problem. But on Saturn Seven it did.

As Laura punished another tree for standing in her way a small movement ahead of her caught the girls' attention. Something tiny seemed to be running away from them. They could hear the noise of it's movement as well.

"Watch out!" Janna cried as Laura took off running after it. "It could be poisonous!"

Laura didn't think the thing she was pursuing was poisonous at all. Only very afraid. It was moving hastily through the undergrowth. She could feel her prey's panic and desperation. And she loved it. She enjoyed being the predator but she had a hard time spotting the tiny thing because of the dense foliage. The thuds of her foot steps and the crashing of the breaking trees also easily drowned out what little noise the tiny creature made.

But also, it wasn't too fast. In fact, it was rather slow. Then it was gone. Laura stopped. There it was again, swiftly showing up before vanishing again. It really was comparatively slow, Laura had accidentally overtaken it with only two quick steps. Earthly creatures of this size were much quicker in order to survive, or they reproduced really fast, or developed shells of some sort. Or poison. Laura reconsidered not to gamble with this one. She stalked the tiny thing from above, waiting to get a better view.

Janna took a few quick paces and walked beside Laura. She followed her friend's eyes and quickly spotted the tiny thing that was running from them as well. Much to her shock, Janna discovered that she had almost stepped on it when she hadn't been looking. They were only able to catch brief glimpses of it before it vanished again. It was tiny, probably 3 centimetres in length and moved very strangely. It appeared to have four limbs but sometimes it looked as if it ran and all fourths and sometimes only it's hind legs. Almost upright. As far as they could tell anyway. It was simply impossible to see the thing unobstructed by bushes and trees.

"What are we gonna do?" Laura asked excitedly.

"I don't know." Janna began trying to get a better glimpse of what the creature looked like. "Catch it, I suppose. But be careful."

"I can squash it." Laura said confidently and Janna thought to almost see Laura's footsteps land closer to the little thing.

"No!" She quickly intervened. "We need it alive!"

After some five minutes or so, the creature slowed down, apparently exhausted from endless running. This was amazing. They'd be so famous after this. No matter whether the creature was insect, mammalian, reptilian or otherwise. Perhaps even something entirely new. This is what they came here for. Well, this and intelligent life. But one couldn't have everything.

Then Janna looked a bit ahead and her world collapsed before her eyes.
-
Suddenly Laura heard Janna gasp beside her and felt her friend pull on her arm.

"You're not exhausted already, are you?" Laura laughed and looked away from the creature up to her friend's face.

Janna was pale and had stopped walking. She was barely breathing and stared a few feet ahead of them with wide eyes. Her lips were shaking madly.

"Fuck, did you get stung?! Is it poisonous!?" Laura cried and rushed to hold her friend up.

Janna shook her head and raised a shaking hand, pointing straight ahead. Slowly, Laura turned around, just in time to see the little thing that they'd been following escaping the forest and running into the open.
-
Something was up. There was a storm coming. The Gods were angry. Something of that nature. The seer probably knew about the gods. And the old men probably knew about the weather. I didn't believe in the gods though. Or at least I didn't trust them. How many times had we tried to rally them to our cause. How many times had we sacrificed and how many times had they let us down. They weren't reliable at all, but then again, I also doubted that the Twelve were any better.

They were like damned King Aele. Always there when there was something to take, game, livestock, crops, men, girls. Only when the thieves came, or the dreaded raiders he and his banner men were nowhere to be found. To this day I believe I recognized the face of one of the guards at the castle back when we brought some deer hides and venison. He looked exactly like the raider who slew my father and set our farm alight. I shall never forget his face.

The old men though, they were infallible when it came to the weather. I wondered whether they could feel a cold creeping into their old bones or if years of experience had simply taught them to read the sky. The distant commotion grew louder and feeling opportunistic I neared one of them and asked him whether we should prepare for a storm. He gave me an irritated look and shook his head.

Suddenly there was an alarming vibration in the earth. The straw on the roofs rattled as well. I saw other people stop in their tracks, fearfully looking around. It was as if the giants had risen again and were coming for us. Seers and wise women everywhere liked to tell the old tales. Human beings large as mountains, roaming the surface of the earth, doing all kinds of things.

I had dismissed them as soon as I could hunt with a bow and explore the depths of the forest myself. But now I saw them with mine own eyes. Indescribable fear gripped me as I saw two giantesses, young goddesses of impossible size, walking towards the village. A cloud of birds rushed over our heads speeding away from the titanic troublemakers, only to dramatize the spectacle more. A young hunter, completely out of breath, ran through the southern gate and looked as if he had seen the end of the world.

But the giantesses looked like they couldn't believe their eyes either. One spoke to the other in a gruesome, yet feminine voice and they just stared at us. Meanwhile the old man from earlier cursed at the young boy who, apparently, had foolishly led them directly to us. Then the elder turned to me: "To the keep, you fool!"

I don't think that I ever ran faster in my entire life. Had I had a horse, I couldn't have gotten any quicker to King Aele's soldiers. Hopefully this time, they would be able to help us.

-

Janna's mind was spinning furiously. She would've been absolutely satisfied with the trees and the bugs, probably that tiny little animal she had suspected their object of pursuit to be. But no. Fate had to put tiny people on this planet. Yes, they were people. Her scientific mind wouldn't believe her eyes yet and screamed at her to put the barely three centimetre tall things under magnification first. But it was as if to look on the model of an iron age village, something Laura, the anthropologist, immediately noticed as well.

All the tiny humanoids were frozen in place, fearfully staring up at them, except for one who hastily ran through a gate on the other side of the village. It took the girls a few more moments to overcome their state of shock before they started to move, instinctively, without talking at all, shutting both entrances to the tiny settlement.
-
When Laura moved around it, she could see everything she would expect in such a village. Cattle, tied to posts, baskets full of stuff, old people, young people - all dumbstruck and shivering. But all so incredibly tiny. A wooden palisade wall was erected around the dirt and wood houses with straw roofing, leaving only two entries, both of which were now blocked. Laura's boredom was washed away.
-
There were approximately one and a half dozen huts and twice that many people out in the open. More and more streamed out of the houses or decided to go back inside and hide. Janna forced her subconscious to realize that these were not people but, until further scientific study, an unidentified alien species. She would have been very comfortable to faint in that moment, just because it was so very significant and mind blowing. She had no idea what to do next.
-
Laura, remembering her training, made the first step, raising her right hand in a gesture of greeting. To her utter amazement, she could see several tiny people returning the gesture. A trembling tiny man repeated the gesture and walked closer to her. He was screaming something in a foreign tongue. Because his vocal chords were so short, his voice was very high pitched and not very loud.

Since she couldn't make sense of a single word he was saying, Laura just talked over him: "What the fuck?!"

"Humanoid mammal, omnivore, cultured, has developed speech, appearance comparable to very small homo sapiens, lives in little nests that look like primitive houses, closer physical examination necessary..." Janna mechanically listed a few observations relevant to her field of expertise.

"Janna!" Laura said loudly. "Breathe! It's allright. They're real. They're not running away. Well, at least we wont let them."

To emphasize her point she nudged the wooden gates shut and used her foot to create a pile of earth that sealed them so that they couldn't be opened from within. She realized immediately that if Janna would do the same with her gate the little people would be completely at their mercy.
-
"What do we do?" Janna asked insecurely, still absolutely overwhelmed with the situation.

"Well, we still need food and water." Laura said matter of factly. "Looks like they've got a few baskets of fruit there or something. Better than nothing I guess..."

"No." Janna interrupted. "I mean what, do we study them, or...or...?"

The tiny man had been speaking all the while helplessly watching his efforts being ignored.

"Shut up or I squish you." Laura said harshly.

"Laura, what the hell. Don't do that, be nice!" Janna scolded her friend. "This is like a historic moment. First contact! We can't afford to frighten a possible ally!"

Laura scoffed: "Two things. First, he can't even understand what I'm saying and second, well, future ally?! A bunch of bronze age mites?"

"Anyway." Janna said, getting back to the point. "Do you think it's okay, like, anthropology wise, if I pick one up and examine it?"

"I don't think there's much that they can do about it." Laura said, giving the tiny creatures a dismissive look. Janna was going to retort but decided to let it slip. This wasn't the time for conflict. She crouched down in front of the wooden gate and studied the aliens a few more moments. Some were hiding at this point, others were just standing in the open, staring at Laura and her.

Slowly and carefully she reached down to pick one of them up. One that looked like a female. She could hear it's tiny pleas and protests as her comparatively gigantic hand neared the little alien. The girl scurried around trying to get away. But she wasn't quick enough.

Janna's hand cornered her at a house wall and she tried to make herself as small as possible. But to no avail. With the utmost delicacy Janna picked her up with thumb and index finger and brought her up to her face and then just marvelled at the human appearance of her features.
-
The tiny man who addressed Laura just blabbered on. She bent down a little to hear him better but still couldn't make sense of his words. With Janna's attention caught somewhere else Laura had her foot land square on top of him as she stepped over the palisade. She didn't give the act much consideration, she just wanted to stop his annoying rant. A little yelp could be heard before he disappeared beneath her.

Laura's weight distributed evenly onto her right foot when her left one crossed over the palisade as well. She felt the slightest sensation of first him and then the ground giving in to her weight. When she raised her foot just out of curiosity to give him another look his crushed remains were not embedded in her footprint but rather mangled in the threads of her sneaker's soles. He hadn't stood a chance. But he was silent now and Janna hadn't even noticed. The tiny people had, though.

With nowhere to run they just stared up at her. Laura enjoyed the feeling of power and looked for the next opportunity to step on one of them. She spied a girl hiding beneath a wooden cart that was filled with green fruit. Feeling a bit hungry herself, Laura picked up the cart as if to examine it further while keeping focus on her tiny victim on the ground. It was hard to tell because it was so tiny but Laura thought to have seen a pleading expression on it's little face.

With Janna still occupied, Laura let her right foot hover above the tiny thing for a moment before she squashed it flat. The sensation of another intelligent life snuffed out beneath her shoe gave her a shiver of excitement. It was as easy as crushing bugs and easily twice as fun. In the heat of the moment she just poured the contents of the cart into her mouth and chewed. It tasted like apple.
-
"Aye, aye." Sir Ludwig said slowly after listening to my pleas. He was one of King Aele's banner men and owned the forest as well as most of it's people. When I arrived at the keep I was completely out of breath and talking gibberish like a mad man. A dull-looking soldier hit me in the gut to knock some sense into me. When I finished coughing and spitting blood they still wouldn't let me see him.
It took another man, a self-confessed poacher at that, running through the gate, talking of giant girls, to convince them to give my talk of giants some more consideration. They sliced the poachers throat before they let me inside the keep and I had to convince Sir Ludwig alone. When I entered his room he was drinking and occupied himself by fondling a young girl from a village a little north of there. He had his dirty hand way too deep underneath her skirt to not offend good morals but he wasn't one to fear the seers or wise women. He didn't seem pleased to see me either.

"Well then." He said, after patiently listening to me. "What do you suggest we do?"

I was baffled by that question. When I didn't respond he had one of his men step closer to him and said: "Take a few scouts and take that snivelling shit with you. If he gives you any trouble, cut his throat."

Under Saturn's rays I rest in eternal sleep. Giants violate my tomb and awaken me.

They were rough-looking men that wasted no time to let me know they'd joyfully kill me if I tried anything funny. They didn't give me my own horse either so I had to sit behind the back of the baldest and smelliest of them. We rode fast.
-
"I can't believe it, she's totally human." Janna said in awe. She had resolved, despite her guilty conscience, to undress the tiny girl in between her fingers. 'Undress' of course wasn't exactly the correct term to describe what her huge fingers did to the poor woman's dress. Had an arm or a leg or anything gotten in between them when Janna ripped it off, she might have ripped the woman in half too. Janna felt very bad about this, especially scaring the tiny thing like that but in the name of science she had to get the woman naked.

The woman of course was now entirely frantic but those fingers, thicker than some tree trunks to her, made short work of her struggles, all the while being gently enough. Janna, once again, had trouble believing her eyes. The woman's tiny lady parts were as far as she could see all were they should be in a human. When she finally looked up to see what Laura thought of all this she discovered that Laura was standing right in the middle of the village, tiny people fleeing and hiding away from her.

"Get out of there, you'll step on them!" She warned.

Laura gave her a look as if she didn't give that risk much consideration.

"So what?" She said.

"So what?!" Janna felt herself become angry. "Give me the Erlenmayer flask, I need to gather some examples!"

"Don't we kinda need that for water?" Laura asked still standing right inside the village.

"This is more important." Janna said, fuming. "Now step out of the village and make sure you don't destroy anything."

Janna hated being bossy with Laura but sometimes it was necessary to keep her playful and careless ways from fucking things up. Laura grudgingly complied, knowing full well what a stubborn girl Janna could be sometimes.

Chapter 1 by squashed123
Author's Notes:

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Chapter 1

 

We were a good one and a half kilometres away and still I felt my heart beating in my throat. One and a half kilometres was way too close anyway. I estimated that the giantesses were about 100 meters tall which meant that to them, we were only thirty or so meters away. Much too close for my taste. But Sir Ludwig's scouts took a keen interesst in the giantesses. Soon I learned why.

 

"What in the name of the gods are they doing." One of the men asked in thoughts as the taller giantess lifted yet another screaming person out of the village and deposited him in a gigantic transparent container.

 

"Those poor people, what will they do with them?" The other one commented.

 

"Useless peasants." The leader spat without remorse. "If they keep 'em occupied, thats allright."

 

"But they are Sir Ludwig's subjects." The soldier remarked. "Has he not sworn to protect them?"

 

"My arse." The leader spat dismissively. "There's much greater things at stake here. If we can make this work for us, it'll be King Ludwig soon!"

 

-

 

Janna studied every single person she put into the Erlenmayer flask. The people were absolutely frightened, squirming and screaming.

 

"Shhhh. It'll be alright." She tried to calm them down. "I'll have a closer look at you and then I put you back here."

 

They didn't understand her but her reassuring tone seemed to work on most of them.

 

"Damn, I wish we had chocolate or something to give to them." Janna turned to Laura. "It would show them our good intentions."

 

"We don't even have any food ourselves." Laura remarked. "I think we should really find...wait."

 

Her face lit up as if she just had an epiphany.

 

"No Laura, we are not eating the peop-, uh, I mean aliens. Just no!" Janna intervened quickly.

 

"What the fuck, no!" Laura said, making a disgusted face. "But look, they've got these fruit!"

 

She pointed at baskets filled with all kinds of stuff that looked like food of some sort.

 

"You think it's alright if we take it from them?", Janna asked insecurely. "I'd kinda feel bad. We need a lot and we can't even give them anything in return."

 

"So what." Laura shrugged. "Doesn't look like they can stop us, can they."

 

To emphasize her point, Laura reached into the village, took a tiny basked and poured it's contents into her mouth. The basket was comparatively big to the little people yet practically vanished in between her fingers. Still, Janna felt her mouth water at the thought of food.

 

"Mhh!" Laura exclaimed. "I don't know what that was but it was delicious!"

 

She nonchalantly crushed the empty basket into nothing in between her fingers, her eyes allready looking for the next. Of course, the people of the village didn't have their stuff all neatly packed up in baskets so hungry giants could easily consume them. Most of the stuff was stored away underneath the straw roofs or loosely scattered about.

 

"Even if we eat all the stuff, there's never going to be enough for both of us." Janna noted sceptically while she maneuvered a terribly frightened cow and some itsy-bitsy chickens into the Erlenmayer flask.

 

"Well." Laura began. "If we go by the theory that this is in fact a bronze-, iron- or early middle age village they would have most of their food stored away in pantries."

 

And without further ado she started to tear the roof off the nearest hut.

 

"Laura, stop! What are you doing?!" Janna exclaimed.

 

"Saving our starving ass!" Laura announced victoriously as she displayed some cured meat items on the palm of her hand.

 

Some tiny villagers ran like mad from the damaged house and the general population seemed to have resolved to stay as far away from the gigantic visitors as possible.

 

"You can't just rip their homes apart, god damn it!" Janna scolded Laura again before addressing the tiny people. "I'm sorry for my friend. She's a real klutz sometimes!"

 

"They can't understand you." Laura said with a winning smile before downing the stolen food at once. "And see, I have bacon and you have not."

 

"I wont allow it, Laura." Janna said determinedly. "If you want their food, go get working on their language and trade with them or something."

 

This inspired Laura to a new idea. She took a few baskets from where she could get them and piled them together next to each other. Then she simply pointed at the pile putting on a demanding expression on her face. To Janna's surprise, it worked. Quickly a few brave villagers ran around, in and out of houses and started piling more food onto the marked location. Having involuntarily followed the giant girls' exchange, they seemed to be strangely aware of their demands. If it would work to get the menacing titanesses off their backs remained to be seen. Ontop of obeying Laura's order some of the villagers displayed extremely submissive, almost religious behavior.

 

"Look." Laura noticed with a laugh. "They're totally okay with us taking their food."

 

Janna of course realized that this would have been mostly due to the heavily one sided size and weight comparison but she was hunger stricken herself and an excuse to fill her belly came in handy.

 

"For now it's okay I guess." She mumbled more to her guilty conscience than anyone else. "But we'll have to figure out some long term solution with that."

 

She sat the Erlenmayer flask aside and began to dig into the food that the villagers had provided. It tasted really nice but divided by two, the village didn't have that much to offer after all and soon the streams of eager food suppliers ebbed away and panic seemed to spread amongst them once again.

 

"It's alright!" Janna tried to reassure them. "We're very thankful for what you've given us, it's enough."

 

"They can't understand you if you don't use facial expression." Laura explained. "If you want to reassure them, give them a warm smile or something, so they know they've done a good job."

 

It worked. Having understood that the demand was met, a line of obedient villagers formed next to the food, just like servants waiting for another demand. Laura could think of an infinite number of games to play but Janna would only get grumpy again so she decided to try and communicate with the people.

 

"Laura." She said very slowly and overly pronounced, pointing at her self before expectantly looking at the people. There was some nattering going on over what it was the giant girl demanded now so Laura repeated her words and gesture.

 

After a few more moments of confusion a girl, tiny even by the standard of this planet, stepped forward, pointed at her self and shouted: "Martta!"

 

"Awww." Janna and Laura cooed simultaneously, overwhelmed by the sheer cuteness.

 

"Well, nice to meet you there, Martta" Laura added with a smile. "Did she smile back? She's just too tiny, I can't see."

 

Indeed, the girl's head was even smaller than a pin head, standing at under two centimeters in height. Tiny Martta timidly shouted something in her language, bowed deeply and retreated back into the line.

 

"Aw, no, stay here Martta." Laura called and pointed at a spot a little closer to her. As if stung by an adder, the minute little girl ran back towards where Laura had pointed.

 

"Good little girl." Janna commented. "If only we had something to reward her."

 

"We're not squishing the lot of them, that ought to be enough for now." Laura laughed but Janna didn't even bother to punish the offence.

 

"Aww, cute little thing." She added amicably and extended her index finger to pet the tiny girl on the head. Martta instinctively ducked but there was no escaping the finger several times her size. Even though Laura was as careful as she could Martta was knocked out of balance and fell down.

 

"I would never have thought it'd be like this." Janna said in thoughts. "Our first encounter, I mean. You usually picture aliens at your own size."

 

"And propably more alien." Laura added, receiving a nod in response. "What do you want to do now?"

 

"Well." Janna said. "We have to get back to the ship and give them all a closer look under the microscope and then put them back here before sundown. I don't think it's comfortable to be held prisoner in a glass bottle for so long along side a cow, two pigs and some chickens. We also should take some rough measurements regarding this village."

 

The settlement was about one and a half by two meters large. It contained seventeen houses that were roughly seven centimetres in height and fifteen in length, making them comparatively long.

 

"Longhouses." Laura commented as she measured one of the houses against her foot and found that it would fit almost perfectly beneath her shoe. In between the houses there were work benches, small crop fields, sheds, stacks of wood and straw, domestic animals and other such things.

 

The people who had dedicated themselves to serve didn't quite seem to understand what the giantesses were doing or talking about and seemed to grow increasingly concerned. Martta had stood up but remained right where Laura had pointed earlier. Even at the given size difference, Laura realized that the tiny people wanted Janna and her gone for good. To be fair, almost a year's worth of supplies and tributes plus two people were a high enough toll already. But Laura didn't really care much.

 

"I gotta pee." She announced. "I'll be right back."

 

Janna acknowledged it only while mumbling, still staring at the village as if it was some piece of art. While she walked away from the village Laura looked for a suitable place to conduct the necessary business.

 

-

 

"They're already talking to the people." The leader of our scout group announced. "And they need food. That's our chance. We'll return to the keep and report to Sir Ludwig."

 

He turned to get back to the horses.

 

"What about him?" One of the soldiers said pointing at me. "What if he tells King Aele."

 

My heart froze in my chest. The commander looked at me for a few seconds before smiling leisurely.

 

"Cut him up." He decided and I could feel my frozen heart drop into my britches.

 

"Alright, nice and easy, boy." The smelly man whom I had shared a horse back with addressed me whilst pulling his knife. "This will be over shortly."

 

His comrade grabbed me from behind. I put up a struggle but with my arms being held behind my back it only served to delay the inevitable. While we were fighting, none of us had felt the terrifying tremors in the ground.

 

-

 

When Laura spotted a glade in the forest, far enough away from Janna and the village, she made another astounding discovery. In the glade, not far from three panicking horses tied to trees, three tiny men seemed to have a bit of an argument with a fourth one, completely oblivious to her presence. A mischievous smile curling on her lips she stepped closer, eager to not let her playthings get away. That was when they noticed her, immediately breaking off their little fight. All four were lying on the ground, dumb struck, beneath her.

 

"Hi there." She cheered, not too loudly lest Janna would hear and spoil the fun. "Are you guys from the village?"

 

Of course they didn't understand her, but Laura wasn't really looking for a reply. One of them turned his head and yearningly looked over to the horses.

 

"Wanna get away, huh?" She cooed. "I'm afraid I can't let you do that."

 

-

 

"On three, every man turns around and runs." The leader of the scout party instructed us quietly.

 

Of course this way, he'd be the one heading for the horses, the rest of us only facing forest.

 

When he began counting I spat at him and snarled: "No, be damned! This is what you get for trying to kill me!"

 

He stopped to count, fearing two men wouldn't buy him enough time to get away.

 

-

 

"Why were you fighting?" Laura continued her entirely pointless interrogation. "Not feeling talkative, huh? Well, I will teach you."

 

-

 

With terrifying velocity her enormous hand came at us and lifted one of the scouts three meters into the air. First he screamed out of terror, then out of agony and then no more. I will never forget the sound his body made as her unstoppable digits squashed him like a fly. Had we suspected to be in danger before, we sure as sunrise knew it now.

 

The other soldier decided not to wait for 'three' and made a run for it. She let him run for a few seconds before an enormous, strange looking shoe rushed over our heads and just landed on top of him. When the giantess shifted her weight it sank about arms deep into the ground. Somewhere in the mud beneath that shoe was now a mangled corpse.

 

When I turned my head towards the scout leader he was gone. Being the hunter that I was I immediately discovered his tracks in the grass. They led about four meters away and ended in a fox's den. Son of a goat.

 

-

 

"Where did your friend go?" Laura asked disappointed, looking around for the tiny thing.

 

"Laura, what the fuck are you doing?" Janna suddenly called over. "I want to go back, you coming or what?"

 

"I can't pee when you look, turn around!" She called back. "I'll be there in a minute!"

 

Shrugging her shoulders, Janna turned around.

 

"Umm, sorry little guy." Laura addressed the remaining tiny alien in between her feet with an apologetic smile. "This could get rather unpleasant for you."

 

-

 

And then she slid down her britches and undergarments and simply squatted over me. I had seen women parts before but never anything so huge, thank the gods. I remember thinking that I should try to run. But I couldn't. I was held up by fear. By fear and the sheer absurdity of it.

 

Here she was, this titanic giantess. She could've crushed King Aele in his castle and ruled these lands. Gods, she could've crushed any king or queen there was and rule their lands as well. Yet here she was, squatting over an innocent little hunter and about to relieve herself on me.

 

-

 

The tiny man just stared up at Laura when the stream of piss hit him. It was so strong, to this planet any ways, that it ripped the earth open and created little ponds wherever it landed. And the little guy was right in there, being battered around by and threatened to drown in the piss of a college student. Laura almost felt a little sorry for him.

 

-

 

Steaming hot piss surrounded me. It would've disgusted me had I not had to fight the fight of my life. I could tell she aimed at me. Whenever it hit me it slammed me down and swirled me around. As soon as I reached the surface again I would breathe quickly before being pushed under again. Sticks and stones swirled around with me, hit me, bruised me, exhausted me.

 

It felt like it was never going to stop. I don't remember whether something hit me in the head or exhaustion overcame me, but I passed out.

 

-

 

When Laura had fully relieved herself she got up and admired her handiwork. She had created a little lake. After a few more seconds the lifeless body of the poor boy she had peed upon drifted to the surface. Walking back towards the village she thought about what Janna would say if she knew that Laura had just pissed one of her tiny, precious aliens to death.

 

-

 

A little snack was all very well but Janna was still somewhat hungry. She thought about how to solve the problem all the way back to the ship but couldn't really come up with something. It was merely their first day here and already so much had happened. They'd gone from complete and utter devastation to sheer amazement. Seeing the mangled, broken wreck of the space ship further dampened Janna's enthusiasm again.

 

She put the Erlenmayer flask on one of the fixed tables and ignored it for now. Yes, it wasn't very nice to keep the people in the uncomfortable prison but her own well being deserved some attention too. She and Laura went to tidy up the place and try and find some more useful utensils to improve their situation. The standard-issue equipment for these research ships was quite diversified and soon Janna had collected all that she needed for a makeshift water filter.

 

They discovered that in the ditch that the crashing ship had created while sliding across the planet's surface during the crash, ground water had accumulated in a comparatively handsome lake. At least the water question was solved this way. The toilet question didn't seem too difficult either. Armed with a little folding spade Laura was tasked with digging a latrine for their most basic needs. Laura had protested but Janna was able to avoid the dirty deed by spending a bit more time and effort on the water filter than would have been necessary.

 

Necessity very much helped them both accustom to this more primitive way of life. After all, life had to go on, even without most of modern age's comforts and commodeties. The food question remained though.

 

"Maybe we should put the pigs on a stick and grill them over a fire." Janna pondered while she looked at the mixed crowd in their glass prison.

 

"Better then starving I guess." Laura admitted to Janna's surprise.

 

Of course the little animals were full of bones but, as eating the meat items provided by the village had shown, that didn't provide much of a problem. They just got ground up along with the rest and swallowed without much concern.

 

Judging by the position of the sun it was about mid afternoon when the girls finished their chores and started their work on the little people.

 

-

 

Back at the keep Sir Ludwig ordered everyone except his most trusted advisor and the leader of the scout party, the only one who had made it back, out of the room.

 

"So, apparently giants need to piss too." He commented the soldier's agonizing stench with a smirk. "Aye, my Lord. Almost drowned in my hiding spot." The crude man replied. "But the giantesses need to eat as well."

 

"Well then it could be easier then expected." Sir Ludwig said satisfied. "Raid the villages, take their supplies. Bring it all here. We shall make the giants an offering and trade food for power."

 

"But, my lord..." The soldier cried desperately but apparently was at a loss for words to describe what he felt about this idea.

 

"We're playing with fire." Sir Ludwig's friend and advisor Lares chimed in. "We have to offer it bit by bit. Keep them hungry, make them dependant on us. And still, there's a risk if any of this is true."

 

Sir Ludwig narrowed his eyes: "It is the throne of Andergast that is at stake here, I am willing to take it. And when I have it, Nostria shall be mine as well."

 

-

 

The microscope eliminated any last doubt Janna had harboured about the humane appearance of the aliens. As soon as she had torn the clothes of her first subject, a man, the others obediently undressed as well. They stood in the Erlenmayer flask, shamefully covering their private parts looking at what the giantess was doing to them. When ever Janna took a new one out of the bottle she tilted it very carefully until one of them slid into the palm of her hands. When she was done with one she carefully deposited them in front of Laura who was sitting next to her and tried to learn the alien's language.

 

By showing them an array of different objects and pointing at her own body parts, Laura was making huge steps in a very short time. She was also able to decrypt some basic concepts such as 'mine', 'yours', 'his', 'hers' and so forth. She had always been good with languages and the pronunciation wasn't particularly hard. It was also very astounding how the tiny people seemed to support her effort to learn it. Both girls filled several pages with notes.

 

Overhearing Laura's exchange with the tinyies, she couldn't help but notice that some words were oddly similar to the English language, although differently pronounced.

 

"That's a coincidence too far." She noted when Laura had pointed at her hand and a tiny man pronounced it 'hunt'

 

"There's a pattern here."

 

"Oh yeah?" Laura scoffed. "And what is that, a giant conspiracy, like, the government shrunk people down, somehow put them back in the middle ages and left them here?"

 

"They could've been abducted by aliens during that time, shrunk down and left here to study them or something." Janna reasoned.

 

The little people cringed and held their ears when Laura burst into vicious laughter.

 

"Whatever." Janna dismissed her and carefully poured the remaining two people and animals onto the table. The chickens went mad and started to run around in circles while the two naked people held the cow and pigs by their collars and tried to calm them down.

 

"Why do you think they do that?" Janna asked perplexed.

 

"They're probably worried to offend you." Laura reasoned. "I think they're thinking we are gods or something. Well, to them we are, technically."

 

Janna seemed offended by this: "Well, can you please tell them that we are not?"

 

"No, not yet." Laura laughed. "And why would I? Look!"

 

She told the tiny aliens in front of her to bring her a chicken. Immediately the people ran and caught not one but three chickens so she could select the best one.

 

"Don't do that." Janna criticized. "That's wrong."

 

"Why is it wrong?" Laura rebutted, making no attempt to hide her distaste for Janna's supposed moral correctness.

 

"It's morally wrong." Janna repeated. "They don't do what you tell them because they like you but because they probably think you will squish them like bugs if they don't."

 

"Damn right, I will squish them like bugs." Laura grinned and pointed first at a younger man holding his chicken and then downwards. Upon her command he released his chicken and when it started to run away again Laura tracked it with her index finger for a few centimetres before pinning the pin head sized creature to the table. Then, with an almost inaudible squelching sound, she squished it flat. There was only the tiniest bit of resistance before it's tiny body popped.

 

Laura dragged her finger over the table and painted a small heart shape with the bloody carcass. Then she flicked it away into the room.

 

"What did you do that for?" Janna continued to nag at Laura. Laura just shrugged her shoulders. Janna shook her head and turned towards the microscope again.

 

"Hmm. The animals also look exactly like their earthly counterparts." She said after a while. "What is happening, this is impossible!"

 

She wiped her face with her hands and seemed to be really distressed.

 

"I think I need to dissect them." She said after another pause. "There's got to be a difference somewhere."

 

Laura scoffed again: "So, if I kill an animal, that's wrong but if you do it with a knife it's alright, huh?"

 

"Shut up." Janna dismissed the criticism and stood up to get a scalpel.

 

"Why did you take so many of them anyway, you have..." Laura counted the humanoids. "...Seventeen of them."

 

"Had to get a broad base for my study. Seventeen is alright I guess." Janna replied, her head half way inside a supply unit. "Might have been a few too many though, I don't know. Damn, where is this stupid thing."

 

Feeling a bit bored again, Laura cocked her index finger behind her thumb and aimed at the boy who had given her the chicken. She smiled right into his confused face before she flicked the tiny man through the room. His body crashed onto the floor a few times before it seized to move. The tiny people looked up at her in horror but stayed put. There was nowhere to run.

 

"Oh, here they are!" Janna exclaimed, having found what she was looking for. Before she turned back towards the table Laura quickly snatched a tiny girl and put her on Janna's chair. Being thrown around so suddenly caught the little thing of guard and only staggeringly she came back to her feet. She also didn't realize immediately what a terrible situation she was in.

 

Janna's thunderous foot steps approached and the girl began to run but when Janna dragged the chair back out from under the table she lost her footing and fell. To Laura's satisfaction Janna didn't look at the chair before sitting down, dooming the little alien girl. Laura saw her raise her tiny arms as if she could stem Janna's titanic weight before being crushed by Janna's glorious, jeans clad behind. Janna didn't even seem to notice. Eyeing the tiny people on the table, Laura pressed her finger to her lips to command them silence. They looked pretty horrified.

 

"I only see fifteen people." Janna remarked and looked around the bottom of the table.

 

"Well, maybe I miscounted." Laura offered just before Janna discovered the smear on her chair.

 

"Oh no! I squished one!" Janna said with a frown on her face. "Aww, it probably tried to get away by jumping on the chair first."

 

She called her 'it' because the girl was just too flat to be able to tell.

 

"I'm so sorry, I didn't see you." Janna apologized.

 

"I don't think that matters now." Laura laughed as Janna scrapped what was left of the tiny thing and wiped her fingers clean on the table, giving the little people a rather terrifying exhibition.

 

"You gotta be careful Laura, of course they would try and get away." Janna cautioned her friend.

 

"Not the smart ones though. Oh, look." Laura mused and pointed at the dead little man on the floor. "There's number seventeen, so I did count right."

 

"He got pretty far." Janna frowned, rising. "I guess the injuries from jumping down the table got him eventually. Well, at least I have one to dissect now."

 

She retrieved the tiny body and went back to the microscope. The little people seemed to be very troubled by the fact that Laura had so casually done away with two more of them and they behaved even more submissive than before. Their physical insignificance was shoved in their faces once again when Janna unceremoniously crushed the cow's and pig's heads with her fingers in an effort to kill them 'humanely'. She just squished them as if they were nothing.

 

"For science." Janna reasoned and justified the killing. While Janna disected the corpses, Laura used the dead and crushed bodies to learn the words for 'dead', 'crushed' and so forth and already practised some basic sentences.

 

"I'm getting tired. And I'm hungry. And I'm not finding anything new." Janna said after a while and reached over to take one tiny naked female into her hands. Upon being engulfed by Janna's mighty fingers the tiny woman screamed, kicked and begged for her life.

 

"Oh no. Did I hurt you?" She asked worriedly and gave her a closer inspection.

 

"No." Laura laughed. "She thinks you are going to squish her head."

 

"Don't worry little darling." Janna tried to calm her down and caressed the woman's head as carefully as possible. It worked to stop the screaming but Janna could still feel that she was afraid.

 

"Let's get them back to the village and set up our beds for tonight." She decided. "We should probably build a fire and roast the pigs and cow as well. Better than nothing."

 

"Why don't you get started on that." Laura proposed. "I'll carry them back to the village."

 

-

 

I woke up inside a house of our village, the seer washing my skin with a cold, wet rag, the stench of piss still faintly surrounding me.

 

"Calm." He said in his awfully scratchy voice. "It is almost evening. The gods have spared you once again. You are alive."

 

"The gods?" I remember asking bitterly and with a weak voice. "Why have the gods send us the giants?"

 

"You fool." The seer said as if it was all so very obvious. "The giants are gods!"

 

No. No, that couldn't be true. Gods supposedly could smite people, yes. But gods didn't squat over mortals and tried to drown them in their piss. It was luck that had spared me. Not she. Something very different was going on here. King Aele needed to know about it!

 

"Back down, rest." The seer commanded and softly pushed me back onto the bed when I tried to get up.

 

"Why didn't you get help?" The tear-stained voice of a mother called from the back of the room. "Where did you go? What did you do, huh?!"

 

"I went there." I tried to explain. "Sir Ludwig heard me, but he only sent scouts with me back here, they...they tried to kill me. I..."

 

"Liar!" She spat, interrupting me. "There were no others where we found you, you were alone! I bet you sat at a distance and watched as they crushed my poor daughter! Oh, my poor daughter!"

 

Then she collapsed in tears.

 

-

 

Laura laughed at the ease with which she had convinced Janna to let her take the tiny aliens back all on her own. Putting them back into the Erlenmayer flask had been surprisingly easy too, she just held the vessel at ninety degrees to the edge of the table, pointed to it and they ran.

 

Giving them a closer look while walking through the forest, Laura sensed that, though not entirely at ease yet, the tiny people were happy and hopeful to be brought home in one peace. Of course, they had left Laura out of the equation.

 

-

 

Apparently, Sir Ludwig's scouts and I hadn't been the only victims of the giant invaders. They had killed two and abducted many more for who knows what purpose. They had also taken almost all of our provisions.

 

"The gods demand their sacrifices." The seer reasoned and I felt anger build up inside myself. This stupid blind man. I could see right through his pious facade. He didn't have the slightest clue what he was talking about. He helped himself to everything we had, yet barely ever was of any use. Spiritual guidance, who needed spiritual guidance when we were starving through the winter?!

 

With my blood boiling I became stronger again.

 

"We shall prepare the remaining livestock for a sacrifice when the gods return." The seer said. "After that I will go to another village. I feel they need my spiritual guidance more. These good people can do without me."

 

The other people seemed to be divided on the issue. Some shook their heads in disbelief while others nodded in agreement.

 

I couldn't take the foolishness any more: "So, you will sacrifice all we have left and then leave us here?! We will all starve, come winter! All but you, of course, you'll be blood-sucking another village dry with your cunt-mouthed fables!"

 

That shut everyone up.

 

-

 

Laura gave the poor people a playful shaking inside their glass prison and happily watched them tumbling about. She turned around to see if she was far enough away from the ship before she turned back to her captives and showed them an evil grin.

 

"Time to get squished!" She cheered.

 

She wasn't going to kill all fifteen of them for it might look suspicious to Janna if she revisited the village. If two thirds of them reached the village it would be a good quota, she reckoned, randomly pouring five of them into the palm of her hand.

 

"Run, little bug." She told the first one she sat down in front of her feet. It was an older man with white hair and despite not understanding her language he immediately took off, running away from her in a straight line. Laura had already learned that a young man was rather slow, compared to her, but this old one was even slower.

 

When ever he was about to vanish beneath a tree, Laura simply tramped it down, further slowing him. She realized immediately that she would take far too long to reach the village if she kept this up.

 

"Too slow." She said in the language of the tinies while gently giving the man a nudge with her sole that forced him to the ground. After watching him struggle to get up amidst the broken branches of fallen trees, Laura trod on him and moved on. The little 'pop' his body made was drowned out by the sound of the breaking wood that was embedded into Laura's foot print along with her tiny victim.

 

Deciding not to waste as much time on her next plaything, she put a girl from her hand in the middle of a glade and raised her foot above her. To her surprise the tiny female didn't even try to outrun her. Instead she threw herself on her knees and appeared to be begging for her life, involuntarily teaching Laura the word for 'please'. Laura didn't expect to be using it often but it would be a nice addition to her notes.

 

Then Laura brought her foot down with force, stomping the insignificant creature out of existence before raising her foot and admiring her handiwork. The smashed remains were stuck deeply in her footprint, the body burst open from the force yet still somewhat recognizable. Laughing impishly, she stomped down again and again, each time smearing the girl deeper into the compacted earth.

 

Her next victim, a younger male, Laura put down in the middle of the swath that she and Janna had created walking back and forth from the village. Much to her delight, the little man furiously fled away from her and she entertained herself by lazily stepping in his path whenever he tried to leave the swath and find cover under the trees.

 

He wasn't too quick either, having to climb above all the fallen trees and it took quite a physical toll on him as well. Whenever he slowed down, Laura almost trod him flat which spurred him on again. She gradually increased the danger to which she exposed him by giving him less and less time to pick himself up again. After a while his running turned into crawling and not even Laura's menacing sole hovering directly above him could put him back to his feet.

 

Aiming carefully she pinned his tiny legs and pelvis under her shoe and lifted her other foot in the air. Her sneaker mercilessly sunk into the earth, forcing the male's torso upright, getting pushed against the side of Laura's shoe. When she lifted her foot she discovered that his lower half, crushed into the thread, glued her tiny victim to her death bringing sole. Stuck to it's own squirted-out innards the flailing creature dangled upside down.

 

Laura gave him another look before she took another casual step towards her destination. To her amazement, looking under her shoe again, he was now completely mangled into the threat of her sneakers yet still twitching with life. It took three more steps for his struggles had finally ceased.

 

Walking the soft earth, crushing trees, bushes and people had made Laura's footwear quite dirty. In another glade along the way she released the last two remaining aliens from her hand. A male and a female. The naked creatures just hugged each other and fearfully stared up at her face that, to them, was so impossibly far away.

 

"Shoe. Dirt." Laura said in the alien language and substituted the yet unlearned word for 'clean' by demandingly pointing at her foot. They just stared back, baffled. When Laura pointed at her tongue and back at her shoe, they got the message. A power rush went through her as she watched the tiny people's reluctance turn into determination. They threw themselves against her feet and started to clean off the raw dirt with their puny little tongues.

 

Suddenly the female raised her head and yelled up at Laura, "Please, don't crush us!", before she eagerly started to lick again. Though spoken in the alien tongue Laura had understood almost every word.

 

But of course, two little people were not nearly enough to clean the shoes, larger than houses to them with just their hands and mouths and after marvelling for a few minutes Laura called the game off.

 

"Good.", She addressed them in their language. "Stay!"

 

Their little hearts might have jumped with joy when Laura stepped over them seemingly continuing on her journey but they would have gotten stuck in their throats when Laura's knees bend and her behind came down on top of them.

 

With a thud, Laura's butt made contact with the earth. Knowing that they were there, Laura could even feel the tiny people. She felt faintly where they were, even faintly recognized that they were trying to move but also noticed that they absolutely couldn't. With a huge smile on her face she teetered back and forth a few times, enlarging the dent in the earth beneath her.

 

Raising the left butt cheek to check for her victim she felt something pop under the other. The girl was buried in the earth, only it's right side barely showing, weakly raising an arm. Laura promptly sat down on top of it again and raised the right cheek, now producing a pop under the left. The guy's body was buried even deeper, but there also was a tiny wet spot of blood from when his body had popped under Laura's weight.

 

Getting up, Laura brushed the dirt off her behind as far as that was possible. The fine top soil had been driven deeply into the fabric and Laura would need more than her hands to get it out again. Her only pair of trousers stained with dirt Laura continued on her journey. The sun was already beginning to set in the distance.

 

-

 

Janna had been reluctant to give the little people to Laura for she knew that her friend could be a little careless at times but she felt that they really needed what little daylight they had left. She was also glad not having to make the walk again on an empty stomach. She filtered water and build a small fire where the ship had uprooted all the trees.

 

Using the scalpel she turned a young tree into a handy stick, put the animal's carcasses on them, sat down by the fire and grilled them. The puny little things would be as useful as homeopathy, merely a drop in the ocean, but then again, it was better than nothing. Better than nothing pretty accurately described the situation she and Laura were in, Janna found.

 

She watched the sun slowly setting in the distance, drank water and reluctantly nibbled on the meat. Before long the cow and one pig had found their way into her belly and she simply put the last pig into her mouth as well. Her molars ground the tiny thing into pulp barely meeting any resistance. If only everything was a little bigger here, she thought. When Laura would return, she'd probably be angry at Janna for eating all the food herself.

 

-

 

The seer demanded blood for the offence. Under normal circumstances they may have had me strangled to death but with the giants having taken away our, food every hunter was needed. I saw a sadistic satisfaction in the seer's eyes as they dragged me out of the house and tied me to a post to whip me. I was naked and the sun was beginning to set.

 

They determined the tallest and largest of the lumber men to carry out the sentence. I trembled with rage and fear, unsure if luck would spare me yet again today. A brutal whipping could still kill a man, especially if he was in a frail position like I was.

 

"You have been condemned and you shall suffer!" The seer began his tirade in front of the other villagers. "Under the eyes of gods and men. You have sinned gravely, your heresy is besmirching our village! Nothing other than death could appease the gods but they have determined to strike these good people's hearts with mercy. You are not worthy of..."

 

A terribly familiar tremble in the ground made him stop. The people of the village fearfully looked around, knowing what was going on.

 

"Like I prophesied!" The seer announced with sneering satisfaction. "The gods have come back to accept their sacrifice."

 

He pointed in between two houses were the villagers had rounded up all our remaining livestock. I admit that in this moment I was briefly inclined to believe the seer's words. Why else would they come back? What else was there to take?

 

-

 

When Laura approached the village a large group of tiny people had gathered, many more than they had seen before. It was a rather peculiar scene. Many of the tiny people bowed or raised their hands as a greeting, a naked man was tied to a post and a hooded figure in black robes spread his arms and yelled praises at her.

 

The hooded man gesticulated towards a larger group of cattle and from what little Laura understood she learned that they were meant for her. Playing along, Laura bowed her head and carefully released the prisoners from the Erlenmayer flask into the village.

 

-

 

The people she brought back had seen untold horrors, I could tell. They ran back to their loved ones and hugged them intimately. Not nearly all of them had returned but the seer seemed to be even more convinced of his own nonsense and loudly announced that the goddess had accepted their sacrifice. Sighs of relief could be heard from the crowd.

 

When I turned my head back towards the giantess, my blood froze in my veins.

 

"For me?" She clumsily asked in our tongue, pointing at me.

 

The seer's eyes met mine and a vicious smile curled on his thin lips.

 

"Yes!” He hissed up at her.

 

-

 

Laura nonchalantly stuffed the cows and pigs into her pockets. They weren't many but they would accompany Janna's and her dinner for tonight. Human sacrifices weren't uncommon in many ancient cultures but she figured that only one man was a little meagre. On the other hand, her time was running out. It would be hellishly difficult to get back to the ship once the sun had set completely.

 

-

 

"Please, you can't do this!" I begged the people of my village but none had the courage to stand up for me. I wasn't particularly liked. They had taken me in as a boy, yes, but I didn't have family ties with any of them. The damned raiders had made sure of that. The few lads I had been able to befriend shamefully looked away when my eyes met theirs.

 

"Oh, beautiful goddess, accept thy sacrifice!" The seer blubbered on trying to get her to take me and leave the rest of them the hell alone. The giantess gave him an irritated look and raised her foot above him. She seemingly didn't appreciate being told what to do. Not without some vengeful satisfaction, I saw his eyes widen in horror.

 

-

 

This village didn't seem to have learned from what happened to the last talker, Laura thought and pivoted her food above the hooded man. He shut up immediately but she squished him all the same for good measure. His body crumbled underneath her weight and she didn't even lift her foot again.

 

-

 

The sound when she crushed his body with her shoe and gave it a little twist made me sick to the stomach. I knew what was in store for me. Crying, I fell to my knees and bowed down to her. I didn't dare repeat the other villagers' cries for mercy.

 

-

 

It was time to get going, Laura decided with a look to the horizon, but she still hadn't decided what to do with the tiny man that was offered to her. Simply squishing him like the others just didn't seem appropriately divine. She had another evil idea and knelt down to untie her laces.

 

Giant, sock clad feet slipped out of her titanic foot wear. I was confused. Not even the rich people in the capital owned such fine socks, us simple folk had none at all, and she, as if uncaring, stained them with dirt. Her unworldly attire really seemed to be divine. But then again, what she did next convinced me that she was merely really huge and not a goddess like the seer had said.

 

-

 

Laura carefully broke the post that the offered man was tied to in half and lifted his naked form to her face. The terrified look on his face looked oddly familiar but she couldn't really put a finger on it where it had been. Without further ado she put him inside her shoe.

 

-

 

I will never forget how powerless I felt when she deposited me inside her footwear. I never liked the smell of feet. Why was she doing this? I really couldn't fathom any other reason other than cruelty against a helpless victim. It was more creative than just stepping on me, I give her that, but noone could claim that it served a higher purpose.

 

-

 

One tiny man for two giant shoes wasn't enough, Laura decided and so she randomly picked a few people from the crowd and dumped them into her shoes as well. Three for each and she was satisfied and slipped her feet back in.

 

-

 

At least I wouldn't go alone, I thought when a young terrified couple was deposited next to me. What little light entered through the opening above was suddenly blocked away when her sock clad foot came at us.

 

"Run!" I screamed and sprinted towards were her toes would be. The boy ran with me but the girl, foolish and young as she was decided to go the other way, pressing herself against the side where the giantess's heel would settle. Immediately, I knew she wouldn't last long there.

 

We pushed ourselves away from our tormentor's giant toes and hoped for the best. When she started to walk, all hell broke lose.

 

-

 

Laura laughed innocently and wiggled her toes. The tiny people would go through hell before they'd be turned into toe jam.

 

"Bye." She said onto the people in the village, turned on her heels and marched back the way she came.

 

Every now and then something would slip beneath her toes and turn wet. Every step she took squished their tiny, mangled bodies more. She'd have to clean her socks tomorrow anyway. Or she'd just go barefoot. It didn't seem as if anything could hurt her on this planet any ways.

 

-

 

The sound of breaking wood underneath the giantess's foot accompanied me for the entire torterous journey. The air was damp and smelled horrible. We were thrown around and I became nauseous but I desperately clung to a little thread that I had found poking out of a joint inside her shoe. The other man screamed helplessly as he slipped underneath her toes and when her titanic weight settled on top of him he was turned into paste. It was a sound I could never get used to.

 

After what seemed like an eternity she stopped and her foot left me alone. I was very weak at this point and my head was spinning horribly. I recognized my fellow sufferer as a pinkish-red smear on the bottom of the giant shoe. Then I passed out.

 

-

 

"Woa, without the fire I wouldn't have made it back here." Laura said to Janna when she had come back.

 

"Yeah, it gets pretty dark." Janna lectured. "No city lights and stuff. Any trouble?"

 

"No." Laura shook her head. "They were pretty happy to get back though."

 

"Of course." Janna said, satisfied.

 

Laura had brought more cattle and Janna used the scalpel to disembowel them before putting them on a stick and roasting them too. They shared evenly. It still wasn't barely enough for the two of them but Janna reckoned there wouldn't be anything else.

 

"You think they like us?" She asked when Laura told her that the villagers had practically insisted she take the animals with her.

 

"I think so." Laura replied, shrugging her shoulders and staring into the fire.

 

Janna had converted two of the fixed tables into field beds like they were designed to and after brushing their teeth with their fingers at the lake, the two tiredly stumbled into their beds in the darkness.

 

After using the latrine Laura untied her shoes again and felt inside if any of her little prisoners was still alive. Most of them were dirt, as she had expected, but to her surprise she retrieved a single lifeless male from her right sneaker. In the dim light of the burnt out fire, she recognized him as the one who had been sacrificed. The one with the oddly familiar face.

 

Janna was allready fast asleep when she climbed back into the ship and she dumped the tiny man right into her friend's boot. Her last evil deed of the day.

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Chapter 2 by squashed123
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Chapter 2

 

Gold is for the mistress, silver for the maid, copper for the craftsman, cunning at his trade.

'Good.', Said King Aele, sitting in his hall, 'But iron, cold iron, is the master of them all.'

"Please, Sire, we cannot give them everything!" the old woman begged, kneeling in front of Lares. He had already heard that sentence a couple too often this morning so he lazily shoved his sword into her chest, twisted it once and let her body drop to the ground. The villagers held the eyes of their children shut.

They were collecting food for the giantesses just like Sir Ludwig had said but the villages held dearly to their supplies. It didn't matter much. A few dead people here and there and they happily gave it up. This was the last village they would plunder before sending the first small caravan to the giants. Sir Ludwig's plan was bold and Lares was still in doubt about whether it would work.

-

When she woke up, Janna was even hungrier yet. She couldn't tell what time it was which annoyed her a great deal because she hated getting up too late. She felt like it was about nine am but there was no way to be sure.

She and Laura had gone to bed at a good time, biologically speaking, but the day before had been really exhausting too so she still felt somewhat sleepy. The lack of food made it worse. Contrary to her, Laura was a long sleeper so Janna didn't bother to wake her up and silently went to get dressed.

Wearing the same panties and socks for two days deeply offended her sense of hygiene but she figured there was no other way for now. It would be unpractical to wash them every single day. Her brown leather boots were dirt stained too but she noticed that it wasn't quite as bad as the dirt on Laura's footwear. Boots were much more appropriate for this planet than sneakers.

Even though Janna's footwear sported a wooden block under the heel, she was able to move quite well on the soft top soil. When she slipped her foot inside she noticed something peculiar.

-

I awoke with a rumbling. The smell of feet was still around but something much heavier hung in the air. Leather. I noticed immediately that I was in a shoe, but a different one than before. Were the other was made from a strange but very sophisticated fabric, this one was made of leather. I could only imagine how many animals it might have taken to make it, or how large they might have been.

After all, these giants came out of nothing. Sleeping under the mountains for thousands of years, was the common tale. I wondered what, if anything, had woken them up.

What had woken me up became terrifyingly clear to me when what little light entered this shoe was blocked out by what could only be a giant foot. And so it was. I tried to get up but the foot was too quick. It shoved itself above me, pinning me to the sole. And then I felt it. The unstoppable weight that multiplied in split-seconds and would surely crush my puny little body into nothing at any moment.

-

When Janna slipped into her right boot she felt something under her foot. In her sleepy condition she dismissed it as a stone that she would remove as soon as it would bother her. Slowly putting her weight on it so not to hurt herself, she discovered that it was not a stone but something soft. For a moment she was happy that it wasn't a stone and just about to let her weight settle when her alarm bells rang.

She sat down on her butt so not to loose balance and carefully removed her shoe. Then she tilted it and let what ever was inside softly slide onto the hard floor. Sand, of this planet and of Earth, among with some of this planet's tree's leaves poured out before, inexplicably, a young naked man rolled onto the ground. He must have tried to flee from the table but discovered that he couldn't leave the ship and hide in her boot in the night, Janna thought.

-

When her weight lifted off me I felt strange. I couldn't explain how came I was such a lucky bastard all of a sudden. Picking myself up I mustered all my strength and again ran towards were the giantess's toes would be. Another wretched day spent in a shoe still seemed preferable over being turned into a smear.

I hadn't made my first step when my world shook and then, to my horror, tilted. Amidst sand and stones and other dirt I tumbled towards a grey surface.

When I landed there it took me a moment to catch my bearings. What turned out to be a giant boot was there, opening towards me, grey solid ground around before ending in walls of more grey, strange things, giant plateaus on single gigantic pillars made of steel...

A sudden warm breeze washing over me made me spin around and face her. The other giantess, the one I had evidently yet to suffer my share of torment from, was sitting over me. Well, technically, in front of me, but close enough to tower above me like a mountain and make me feel completely insignificant. Perhaps I wasn't such a lucky bastard after all.

I might have turned and run then or bow down and submit myself but I just stood there, utterly dumbstruck, staring at her unearthly proportions.

-

As lucky as she was to have saved the tiny guy, Janna found herself to be also quite angry with him.

"Who would be so stupid and irresponsible to hide in a giant shoe?!" She whispered, scolding him, "I could've crushed you, you little idiot!"

She felt like he needed a proper earful and with the least amount of care acceptable not to hurt him, she snatched his naked form off the floor, stood up and climbed out of the ship, to the ground. She moved around the ship and put the tiny guy by the lake.

 

Janna noticed that she was really disproportionately angry about this incident. Putting him on the ground in between her feet was probably overdoing it too. But had she accidentally crushed the young man, she would have been really sad and upset about it. The harangue wouldn't last long anyway.

"Do not ever hide in my shoes again!" She boomed from above. "It is dangerous and reckless and I swear next time maybe I wont notice you. And then I'll be sad. Do you want to make me sad? Don't run away when I'm talking to you!"

-

She was really mad at me for some reason. The slightly smaller giant girl from yesterday had done her gruesome deeds with an innocently curious and occasionally playful, evil smile on her face, yet this woman seemed to be really more on the angrier side. I wondered what I could have done to offend her. I also wondered if she wanted me to throw myself on the ground in submission.

Her voice was getting increasingly louder and I had to hold my ears to protect them. She was so mad that I was absolutely convinced she'd kill me. So I took off.

-

Janna stomped her foot on the ground next to him, paying no attention to the little tree that stood there, covering the tiny guy in bursting wood and creating a shock wave that sent him to the ground.

-

I saw her foot coming for me, impossibly large, impossibly quick, coming down not far from me on a little tree, smashing it to bits and driving most of it into the ground. I felt so helpless. I didn't know what she was mad at me for but I knew that I couldn't run away. The earth shook under her weight and I fell to the ground. I didn't bother to try and get up. Curling up into a ball I lied next to her feet, whimpering, awaiting the inevitable.

-

Suddenly, Janna felt sorry for him. She'd over done it. Completely. She realized she hadn't wanted to teach the tiny man a lesson, so much as releasing her anger over him almost making her kill him. He was lying next to her foot in fetal position covering his face in his miniature hands.

"I'm...sorry." She mumbled softly and knelt down to pick him up. "Are you hurt?"

She put him on the palm of her hand and briefly examined him but found him unharmed, if a little dirty.

-

Her tone had changed all of the sudden. It was soft now. There was almost something caring to it. I wasn't ready to tell whether she had forgiven me for whatever I did or was rather playing another game with me. She lifted me along with a good part of the ground I had been laying upon and carried me close to her gigantic face. What else was there to do than to curl up and hope she'd make it quick, I thought. She was just so impossibly huge.

-

Janna hated it that she couldn't communicate with the little guy. Incapable of asking him, she just decided that it was better for him to be clean, so, somewhat clumsily, she enclosed him in her fist, held him under water and swooshed him around a few times. It was enough to get the worst of the dirt off, plus he wasn't curled up in a ball any more.

-

Suddenly her fingers closed around me and she dunked me into the water. I know I always thought the worst of her so far but given my experiences with giants at that point I was absolutely right, so when she held me under water I seriously contemplated whether I'd prefer to be drowned or eaten. I was afraid she was going to eat me earlier but apparently I was too dirty. The violent way she thrashed me around in the water, that must have been the way a fish felt like after being caught by an otter.

When she took me out she addressed me again in her strange foreign tongue. It sounded as if she was talking to a pet puppy. With her free hand and her face she tried to tell me all kinds of things, most of which I didn't understand and whenever I said something she unintelligibly repeated my words like some kind of primitive. How ironic, that she would talk to me as if I was just some animal. I feared the giants' limited mental capacity might make them easier for Sir Ludwig to control.

He was Lord Ludwig in truth. Lord of these lands, ruling from his hold fast on a small hill. I do not know why he went with Sir instead, the title for knights with no large land possessions. Perhaps it was because he didn't command any knights under him. His men were all shady, Lares most of all. They meant to usurp the crown of Andergast now. I had no business or interest being anywhere near or even knowing about that matter. But then again, I had no business or interest to be in this giant monster's possession either.

 

Through our exchange, however, I became more and more convinced that the giantess wanted me no evil. This of course amazed me to the utmost, given what I had gone through the day before. At some point, she even put me back on the ground but eyed me suspiciously for a few seconds. I realized there was no point in running away from her, even less a point than running from men on horses.

Then I heard a large amount of air gurgling in her gut. She was hungry.

-

After trying to communicate with the tiny guy for a while, trying to apply Laura's tricks and techniques, Janna softly put him down next to her and went to wash herself in the lake. She had made some progress with the primitive alien but ran into some problems with theoretic concepts that he seemingly wasn't able to grasp at all. It was terribly annoying to do on an empty stomach.

She took off her T-Shirt and washed her face, arms and arm pits with water. She'd have to take a more thorough bath at some point in the coming days, but not today. Today she was hungry and still had to find out what to do with her tiny guest.

-

I still had no clue, what she was going to do with me. If she decided to keep me, there was nothing I could do about that. If she decided to let me go home, where was I going? I didn't have a home at that point. I wasn't going back to the village that had sold me out.

She didn't even pay me any attention while she washed herself in the lake. I noticed that her breasts were secured in a sturdy piece of clothing, much more sophisticated than even the kind rich woman folk of our kind wore. It was black and seemed to have a kind of pattern on it, embroidered with something like rambling flowers. It was beautiful and looked just fit for a goddess. Surely she couldn't have made it herself. I was curious. It seemed foolish to me, but since she didn't show me any hostility any longer I was all the more inclined to ask.

"Did you make that?" I inquired as loudly as I could and pointed at the piece of art that secured her enormous bosom. She turned to me, leaned in closer and gave me a bemused look.

"Did you make that?" I asked again and she looked at her chest.

"That?" She asked in our language and looked back at me. I nodded and she gave me a warm smile.

-

'Men, they're just the same, no matter where you go.' Janna thought and couldn't help but smile.

Under normal circumstances she would have been offended but although he was undoubtedly human-like and male, she didn't really consider the tiny mite next to her feet a man.

"No." She told him in the alien tongue but knew she couldn't possibly explain 'I bought it in a shopping mall'.

Since he seemed really fascinated with either her bra or her boobs, she decided that she was going to show him both to keep him occupied until she was ready to go. She found it amazing that he hadn't tried to run away yet. Not that she would let him, but he had plenty of opportunity to try.

-

Suddenly, her impossibly long arm slung around her torso and with a 'click' the ridiculously thick beams that held her titanic breasts loosened. Her boson dropped a little, weighed down by it's enormous mass. I couldn't believe that they were tits that I was looking at. Perfect, young, large, silky breasts, signs of youth and vitality. Only, these could easily flatten a house. I was terrified and amazed at the same time.

She put her 'breast-cups', for lack of a better word, down by me, careful not to get dirt on the inside and I saw that even though it was really nice from far away, the embroidery didn't really go into finer details, as if it had been made by giant hands. Up close, the work looked almost crude, lazy.

I estimated that the cups would be large enough to cover a hill about nine meters high when the wave of her feminine scent hit me. It was strong and everywhere, overwhelming me. It aroused me enough to make my head light and I stumbled backwards a few steps and fell. I couldn't think. I just laid there, paralysed, my erect member sticking out in between my thighs.

"Oh." I heard her gasp from above and she took it away. When the blood rushed back into my brains again I started to shiver. What in the name of the gods had I been thinking, she had every right in the world to smite me now. I tried to hide my erection and fight against it staring up at her in horror. She didn't look angry though, only concerned.

-

"Sorry." Janna mumbled awkwardly. Of course these tiny creatures would have a much better sense of smell, so he probably noticed she hadn't put on a fresh bra today. She was kind of surprised though, that it was worse enough to knock him out. She felt ashamed.

She also realized how scared he must have been to of all things choose her boot as a hiding spot for the night. It was time to bring the poor little creature home.

-

The fear of offending her helped to end my raging manhood's uproar rather quickly and I started to calm down. She had an almost apologetic look on her face as if she was sorry for arousing me that way. It was a really strange situation.

The giantess put on her shirt again and rose to stretch herself in the morning sun. Lying on my back beneath her, it was a once in a lifetime experience to see. I still had no idea what she was going to do with me. Smiting me didn't even seem to occur to her. I wondered why she bothered with me then. Maybe she was going to eat me, keep me or force me to do something my tiny hands could do better than hers. But she didn't show any evil intentions. If I tried to run now, maybe she'd even let me.

I got up and looked out for landmarks. Not only did I not have a home any more, I also had no idea where I was. Except for the colossal, strange-looking, grey temple I couldn't really see anything. I was torn in between trying to run and just waiting what would happen.

Then she bent down and offered me to climb onto her hand. That took a great toll on me. This gigantic, young behemoth offered me to climb onto her hand! She could've just snatched me off the ground like before, but no, she was going to let me decide. Or was she. I was still undecided when her friendly voice boomed from above.

"I take you to...", she began, evidently not knowing what the next word was in our language.

Pressing my luck I climbed into the palm of her hand. When she had lifted me up, closer to her face I offered: "Home?"

She gave me a quizzical look so I pointed at the temple and then at her, then to me and into the distance. Her face lit up.

"Home!" She exclaimed, clumsily happy, and smiled. My ears were ringing.

-

He could only have been one of the villagers so Janna confidently strode on the already beaten path in the forest towards it. She was happy to be able to help the poor little thing but the lack of food in her belly was really dampening. Once she'd brought him back to his people, solving the food question was next on her to-do list for today. If it could be solved, that was.

Occasionally Janna would point at something along the way to learn the aliens' words for it and also try to make conversation, although it was really awkward and difficult. Mostly, she would just repeat sentences he taught her and try to decipher the meaning by asking for specific words. Through this, she also learned the name of her tiny companion. Marvin, although he pronounced it 'Marrveen'. The similarity struck her again. Something was very odd about this planet.

-

"Good work, Lares." Sir Ludwig had said when the men had brought the first bunch of food from villages, farms and hunting cabins. It was late summer and there was summer harvest and early autumn harvest to be had, a great time for a ploy such as this, though Ludwig's particular lands were not rich and poor in agriculture.

His lands consisted of mostly forest, so he paid his tributes to King Aele in lumber, wild leather, game, wild fruit, mushrooms and the like. There were other fiefdoms in Andergast that produced mostly grains and meat from cattle. The mountain regions however were tightly under King Aele's personal control, bar some minor and occasionally illegal exceptions. The supply of iron for swords, lances and arrows, and stone to build castles and keeps were what the king built his might upon.

It was still to be seen if Ludwig could convince the giants to fight for him. He was willing to bleed his own lands dry and let his people starve. If he had all the food the giants had no other choice. He'd hide it in the forest if necessary. It was still quite a risky and headily plan but at least there was excitement now. Something to do. Sir Ludwig was tired of being in charge of a bunch of stupid trees, hunters, lumber workers and gatherers. He was surely born for something bigger. The arrival of the giants provided him with the opportunity he had been waiting for for years.

He led the first caravan off in direction of the village where the giantesses had first been sighted. Until the scouts provided him with a better destination, it was his best shot. Five carts filled with everything his subjects had had to offer, guarded by armed men from thieves, raiders and other lowlifes.

He had heard that the giantesses spoke a strange tongue, which might develop into a problem. On the other hand, if the Ludwig was the only noble able to communicate with the giants, it would greatly improve his chances of controlling them.

-

'Janna' was the giantess' name and she was going to take me 'home'. It didn't take me long to realize she was taking me back to my old village. I didn't want to go there. Maybe the people would even blame me for what happened and kill me. Another terrifying rumble in the her gargantuan gut gave me an idea. I'd have my revenge on Sir Ludwig for trying to have me killed and at the same time repaying the giantess for her kindness.

"I know where you can get food!" I yelled up at her face. Immediately her hungry eyes narrowed in on me and she stopped walking.

"Food?" She asked, probably the only word she had understood.

"Fruit and meat other things!" I explained. "Go there!"

And I pointed in the direction of Sir Ludwig's keep.

"You no want go home?" She asked, savagely butchering the already simple speech I had tried to teach her.

"I don't have a home." I replied and turned my gaze into the distance.

-

Poor little thing, Janna thought, but really nice of him to help her out with the food. She'd almost reached the village when he had told her to change course. After a while she spotted a small dirt road to her right and decided to walk on it to spare the forest some unnecessary destruction. Her feet were four times as wide as the road and pretty much tore it up with each step but Janna's feet didn't sink into the ground quite as deep when she walked on it.

The clouds in the sky had blocked out the sun a while ago and it started to drizzle. Something in this planet's atmosphere or magnetic field seemingly changed the cloud's behaviour though. It was a mackarel sky but the sheep-like clouds were already releasing their water. Even rain was small here, how very odd, Janna thought. Normal rain, like on earth, would probably have torn the soft topsoil and it's fragile plants apart, not to mention wash away whole civilizations in a storm.

-

The caravan was dragging itself slowly towards the village through the dense forest. Without these dirt roads, carts would never get through, Sir Ludwig thought and immediately grasped the necessity to maintain them for his plan to work. The peasants that steered the carts didn't have any idea were they were going.

"Stop burying your sister under the apples!" An old, withered farmer on a cart shouted at his son.

The two only laughed and continued with their game.

After the road had made a turn they saw her. A massive young woman standing in the distance, standing on the very road they were on, gazing into the sky. She was just huge. Sir Ludwig realized immediately that five carts weren't even remotely enough to feed her. Still he had the caravan proceed, the soldiers forcing the peasants to press on.

The one hundred meter tall giantess struck fear in every single one of their hearts. The farmer's boy pressed tightly against his father and the horses and oxen needed some whipping to be convinced to move on too.

-

When Janna turned back to the road to move on she saw something slowly move towards her in the distance. A track of carts, dragged by oxen and people, most on the ground and some on horses. Curious, She quickened her pace and it didn't take long to get to them.

-

With terrifying speed the giantess strode towards them. A few peasants and even some soldiers lost their nerve and ran into the wilderness.

"Steady, men!" Sir Ludwig commanded.

About 50 meters in front of the caravan she stopped, happily ogling them from above.

"That, for me?" She asked before Sir Ludwig saw a naked man stand over the edge of the giant palm and nod. Even though it was far away, He recognized the young man's face. That bastard.

Sir Ludwig was going to hang that wretched scout as soon as possible for failing to kill the hunter and putting his plans in jeopardy. On the other hand, meeting the giantess was the best thing Ludwig could hope for. He just couldn't decipher the hunter's role yet.

"Oh, mighty giantess!" He hollerred. "This food is for you! It is a gift from me, Sir Ludwig, to your person! If it is not enough so rest assured, we will bring you more!"

She gave him a confused look and asked again: "That for me?"

Sir Ludwig sighed. So the giants did speak their language, only not very well.

"Yes!", he hollerred, trying to simplify the message and employing arms and hands to be understood. "From me, to you!"

"Thank you!" The giant girl beamed and took another casual step towards the caravan. When she crouched and reached for the first cart, the one with the apples and pears, the peasants and soldiers around fled away in panic.

"No!" Sir Ludwig heard the man who had been driving the cart scream next to him in terror. With the look of helpless devastation in his eyes he stared at the cart that was effortlessly lifted along with the oxen towards a giant beautiful face. Greedily the giantess poured the contents of the cart into her mouth.

-

In the matchbox-sized cart there were apples, pears and something else that tasted almost like nothing but Janna was way too hungry to care. She shoved the lump onto her molars and bit down. It tasted salty after she crushed it in between her teeth, meaty, bloody, and incredibly good.

Then there was no holding back any more. She put the cart and the animal back down were it had been before and reached for the next cart barely giving the tiny people time to jump off before she poured it's contents into her mouth.

She could tell that the tinies had neatly divided her food into fruit, meat and bread items but she simply reached for cart after cart and poured it all in before she briefly chewed and swallowed. It wasn't enough.

-

The oxen ran around on the ground, dragging their now empty carts and getting stuck in ditches and mud. People fell on top of each other as they started running away. They all realized that their pathetic five carts of food had more awoken the giantess' hunger than quenched it and none of them knew what would happen next.

"Please, eat the oxen!" Sir Ludwig yelled from his distressed horse while trying to maintain order in his ranks. The more of his people fled the weaker the moral of the remaining people became. The giantess shrugged her shoulders, grabbed an oxen and broke it lose from it's cart. Then she put the animal into her mouth and chewed. Frantically, he looked for other sources of food for her.

-

Eating the food from the carts had made Janna even hungrier. She knew that in about half an hour a feeling of saturation would spread in her stomach no matter how much or little she'd eat. But she wasn't going to wait that long. When the tiny man on the horse who had been talking to her offered her the oxen, she just took them, not even bothering to get them clean.

The frightened animals panicked in her mouth but were no match for her tongue that shoved them onto her molars before she ground them into paste. They didn't even taste that bad.

-

As soon as she had spotted the food, the giantess didn't pay me any attention any more. After she had devoured the stuff from the wagons she went to eat the oxen. Her mouth was so big that fifteen of them would have easily fit inside, yet there were only five. The animals mooed in terror before her maw ground their bones into a pulp. Should one day she decide to eat us, there would be nothing we could do.

"Eat the horses too!" I heard Sir Ludwig yell frantically in the distance. He had gotten off his frantic steed and ordered his two remaining riders down from their horses as well. Janna didn't think long before she snatched them all three, shoved them into her mouth and pulverized them, saddle, bridle and all. Now there were only we people left.

"Catch the peasants!" Sir Ludwig commanded his remaining soldiers "She can eat them too!"

-

Janna looked around for more, involuntarily paying the tiny people a little more attention. Most of them had ran away, no doubt terrified by her feeding frenzy. Some carts were broken, others overturned as she had carelessly discarded them. All animals were gone, either on the run or in her digestive system. She felt a little sorry for having eaten the poor things alive, but she had been so mind-numbingly hungry.

"You can eat them too!" The tiny man who apparently was in charge around here and had offered her all this food said pointing at three poor looking people who were being held by soldiers. An older man, a woman and a boy.

"No." Janna shook her head, blushing. "I don't eat people."

She found this display of inhumanity rather disturbing, but then again, the dark ages were called the dark ages for a reason. One of the aliens offered to her seemed to be offended by this.

"You ate my daughter!" He exclaimed in tears. "She was hiding on the apple cart!"

He fell to his knees and cried bitterly, the boy dropping down by his side, hugging him. The soldiers let them be, chewing on their lips with crooked teeth and haunted looks on their faces.

"Daughter, cart, hiding?" Janna repeated perplexed and Marvin jumped to her aid translating it into easier language.

"His girl. You ate his girl. She was under the apples."

Janna swollowed hard and tried to remember. Yes. The salty lump that had been among the apples. The that had been so tasty. She had thought it was a sack of meat items or something. She looked at the sobbing man in terror. She had eaten this poor man's daughter. Chewed her up as if she was a snack, her indistinguishable remains now goo among the other stuff she had devoured.

She felt incredibly sorry, but she wasn't able to articulate it in any way. Tears welled up in her eyes and she blinked them away. It was all so horrible all of a sudden.

-

The mighty giantess was horror struck over what she had done. Tears, as large as my head, ran down her cheeks and fell to the ground. It was fascinating to see, fascinating to see that she cared. I wanted desperately to help her.

"How can I make good?" She asked through her tears.

"Put me down, please." I told her and she lowered me to the ground.

"She is very sorry, as you can see." I told the farmer who seemed to be rather irritated about the fact that I was being nakedly carried around by a one hundred meter tall woman. "Is there anything the giantess can do for you?"

Suddenly, Sir Ludwig jumped to his side and whispered in his ear. The farmer nodded and before I could intervene he pointed at me and said: "Kill him!"

I had made a mistake but I was just too dumbstruck at the way I was being sold out. Sir Ludwig probably promised the man a few coppers in exchange for his lies. Having survived being pissed and trodden upon, this couldn't possibly be my end. And for what, I asked myself. I was a hunter. I had nothing to do with any of this.

"He is a bad man!" Our liege lord proclaimed loudly. "He has killed many women and children! He is a rapist and a murderer! He deserves to die!"

Rapist, murderer, she couldn't possibly know those terms. Bad man, she understood though, and the other words sounded bad enough on their own merit even without their dreadful meaning. Ludwig's mummery was impressive and did the rest of it. Giant eyes looked at me with grave disappointment.

“No, it's a lie! A lie!” I shouted at her, blind with rage. “He wants to use you! He means to usurp the crown of King Aele, he is a traitor, he – argh!”

The butt of a spear hit me hard in back. I looked up. I could read in her face that she didn't believe me. She was angry again.

-

Sir Ludwig observed contently as the giantess flared her nostrils. If she had understood the hunter's pleas, she didn't believe them. He had used far too many words in any case while Ludwig had pointed at him before at man woman and child alike and drawing an invisible blade across his own throat.

"He is evil, bad!" He screamed desperately once again and the giantess made her move. She plucked the naked man off the floor and lifted him high into the air as if he weighed nothing.

She craned her neck and held him dangling up side down above her face, eyeing him with the look of a betrayed woman. Not wasting another word on him she opened her mouth, showing him where he would go, before almost gently lowering him inside. She lowered her head so we could all see his desperate struggles in her gaping maw. It was huge, easily large enough to devour twenty men at once.

With a terrified look on his face the hunter tried to crawl towards her lips but right before he reached her front teeth her mighty jaws shut. She swallowed noisily before opening her mouth again, revealing the emptiness inside.

Sir Ludwig smiled. It had worked out well.

-

Janna felt betrayed. She had saved Marvin and offered to carry him home, almost befriended him only to learn that he was a man wanted for murder. She hadn't quite understood what else Marvin had done, but it had to be something evil for this innocent farmer to of all things wish for Marvin's death. Being digested alive was probably a fit punishment for his crimes. She couldn't stand evil, nor being used.

Occasionally she thought to feel his faint struggles in her belly, barely notable, but that may as well have been her stomach doing it's work on him.

The tiny man in charge ordered the remaining people, except for three soldiers to return to where ever they'd come from. Through her exchanges with him she learned more than she ever could have with Marvin. The man in command, who revealed himself as Sir Ludwig, spoke very patiently with her. It didn't take long until she was convinced of his good intentions. He was very intelligent and able to teach Janna new words quickly.

Apparently, these lands were called Andergast, a kingdom among many with many problems that plagued it's people. Although he was careful not to show it directly, Janna felt that Sir Ludwig saw most of this Kingdom's problems with the higher leadership, meaning the king or whoever else when pointing above his head and calling them bad and evil. There seemed to be an immoral, exploitative bunch of people out there, standing in the way of his vision of a better world. King Aele seemed to be one of them.

About one and a half days march, for her, to the west and Janna would reach the kingdom of Nostria and beyond that, the Lands of the Thorwalsh, a people of raiders and fishermen. The north was mostly empty steppe but to the south and beyond the eastern mountains was a much larger and richer kingdom called the Garethian Empire.

"Tomorrow morning we will bring more food." Sir Ludwig also promised her. "Just come to my keep at the end of this road, we shall be waiting for you, righteous giantess."

'Righteous giantess', how he commonly referred to Janna had a nice ring to it. In return, Janna obediently called him 'my lord.'

Of course, given the fact that Janna had to learn most of the more complex words first, they were speaking for several hours. Janna had sat down on the cart track and lifted Sir Ludwig closer to her ears so that he wouldn't have to shout all the time. Given that the food question was solved for now, she figured that it was time well spent. It was all terribly exciting too.

Chapter 3 by squashed123
Author's Notes:

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"Stop running away!" Laura laughed. The tiny people at her feet were terrified. They had tried to run when she towered above their hunting cabin but a stomp in their path had convinced them to stay.


The rain, merely a drizzle to Laura, weighed heavy on them. They stood in line in front of their house and regretted having waited for more favourable weather.


After waking up, Laura had realized quickly that sitting in the grey space ship, drinking filtered water and waiting for Janna to return was a tad too boring for her to endure. If Janna could go out and explore the tiny world, Laura decided, then she could too.


She had chosen to go in the opposite direction from yesterday, treading were no human had trodden before. At first, there hadn't been anything but forest but at a small river she found a dirt road through the woods. A little column of smoke had then shown her the position of the tiny house she was now standing in front of, very much to the discomfort of it's puny inhabitants.


The rain had softened up the already soft top soil and Laura's bare feet were sinking even deeper into the earth than the day before. It wasn't uncomfortably cold though.


The house was old and made completely from wood and was about the size of Laura's fist. Must and ivy had climbed the facade and roof. It looked like it had been there for a long time. The six people, five men and a woman, standing in front of it didn't look that old though. Laura's toes wriggled with anticipation.


"What do you want, giantess?" The woman yelled up at Laura, surprisingly fierce for someone this small.


That much she understood, with a little work of her mind. The grammar was simple, easy, and she had learned many words yesterday. She knew her speech wasn't anywhere near flawless, but she already felt able to express her desires in this case. Verbs were harder to learn than nouns and involved some serious party-pantomime-game skills to make the little people understand what she wanted to know but Laura had always been good at those. Words for crushing things were an obvious necessity at her size and she had gotten her tiny teachers to teach her easily enough. Then she had crushed a few of them, later. And she was going to crush some more now.


"I want to eat food and squish people." She announced flatly. "Who of you would like to be smushed first?"


It was a terribly surreal question to be asked, no doubt, even more so when the asker was more than able to make it true.


"Why?!" the woman yelled angrily after a few seconds.


"Because I'm hungry, people have to eat, you know?" Laura said with a grin and quickly dabbed one of the men to the ground with her big toe. He fit beneath it quite nicely and she pushed down, compressing his tiny helpless body into the dirt. It felt exciting to feel him squish under her bare skin.


The other men rushed away from Laura's foot and quickly scurried back into the house. The woman remained were she was, unable to grasp the senseless cruelty.


"But why do you have to kill people?!" She asked with a shaking voice, filled with helpless dread.


"Because I'm big and I can." Laura laughed.


The tiny woman was furious. She yelled some profane insults that Laura didn't understand and charged at the giant girl's foot. Instinctively, Laura pulled it back at first but then waited to see if the tiny female was able to do any damage. She couldn't help but giggle at the way the puny little alien's hits and kicks were barely tickling her.


"Aww, look..." Laura cooed after the beating had slowed down a little. "I'm sorry I squished your friend, okay? Let's sit down and talk."


Careful not to squish the the little female, she turned around and slowly lowered her behind on the hunting cabin.


"Get out!" The woman screamed at the men in the house but it was too late. With a 'crunch' Laura's buttocks bulldozed the tiny lodge flat.


"Oops, sorry!" Laura giggled and lifted her butt a few times and letting it fall down again, causing deeper and deeper craters in the earth. "I think your friends are pretty flat now."


The woman was crying and fell to her knees.


"Why?!" She cried repeatedly.


"Why do you squash a bug?" Laura countered the question. "There is no why, it is simply convenient to do so. Do you wanna play a game little bug?"


"No!" The woman squealed but Laura didn't care. The tiny thing was bothersome and boring anyway. She lifted herself off the flattened building and turned around. The house had flattened marvellously, embedded in the imprint of Laura's ass, and with her index finger she poked among the rubble to find the men. Their tiny bodies were smashed completely.


"Hey little bug." Laura said turning back to the crying woman. "I'll make you a trade. You show me were the next village is and I wont squash you, okay?"


The woman wiped her tears away and slowly stood up. In the rain it had something awe inspiring, even at her minute scale.


"No!" She yelled decidedly. "I'd rather die than tell you anything!"


"Well." Laura began with a sigh. "I guess I can arrange that."


She snatched the little fighter off the ground and pinched her head in between her thumb and index finger. Smilingly, she looked her tiny victim straight in the eye while she started to squeeze. When the woman started to squeal, Laura let go. It seemed unusually difficult to squish the tiny female's head but Laura hadn't even nearly used all her strength yet.


-


Shiela felt the unearthly pressure on her skull retreat. It was clear to her that this giantess had easily enough power to crush her, no matter how many protective spells she would cast upon herself. She sensed that the depravity of her captor would require another kind of magic to escape.


"Oh." the giantess said in her clumsy, careless way to speak the common tongue that made her sound so mindlessly stupid. "Don't want talk yet? That pity, little bug."


Shiela smiled right into her captors face when she grabbed her volcanic glass dagger.


"No!" She yelled again and drove the weapon deep into the giantess' thumb.


"Outch!" The giantess yelped and let go of Shiela. Soaring towards the earth from a height of eighty steps, Shiela holstered her dagger and spread her arms.


-


The pain hadn't been bad at all, even less painful than a sting with a needle yet it had come unexpected and Laura had been surprised. She spied the tiny woman falling to her death but, with a sudden unexpected twist, the tiny body vanished out of her clothes.


Laura blinked twice to believe her eyes. An empty leather coat and green rags slipped to the ground and a bird, a crow, soared into the forest and was gone. Laura was dumbstruck.


"Wait!" She yelled and stomped after the crow, crushing and ripping the forest apart. "Come back, please!"


But it was gone. Laura frantically searched the ground for maybe she had been blinded by a trick or something, but the ground showed no sign of the woman at all. She had seen it, Laura was sure, she had seen that puny little bitch turn into a crow. She had seen magic. Something shivered her. Goosebumps raised the fine hair on her arms.


-


Shiela dove through the foliage and made haste to get away, the mad giantess stomping after her, flattening trees as if they were nothing. It had been a tad too close for Shiela's taste. Her black wings fluttered furiously. She was still good at this, even though she hadn't used this spell, or any spell for that matter, in a very long time.


It was time to call upon the other druids and witches and try to purge the land of the giants once again. She had enjoyed her time with the hunters but a more serious age was upon them all. An age that would rattle the lands in their foundations and reshape the rule of kings of queens. Soaring high into the sky she uttered her call and a thousand beasts answered, running to tell the others that the council would meet.


The rat familiar cries out, to the witch in the village, she rises up from her hide out, and screams over and over again.


-


Suddenly, everywhere around, birds rushed out of the foliage and fluttered into the distance. Something strange and oddly magical was going on here. As cool and exciting as it was, Laura also found it scary. She noticed a crow that had flown the highest and now turned back towards the cover of the trees, just an arms length in front of her.


"Come here!" She roared and slammed her hands together just below it. The gust of wind produced by her hands sent the tiny bird tumbling upwards, so Laura smashed at it again, barely missing it a second time. The crow was smaller than a pin head, flying around like a fruit fly and just as hard to catch.


-


The giantess seemed even more massive when Shiela was in crow form. Mindlessly, the behemoth smashed at her, risking to liquefy it's prey with every move. But as ineffective the gargantuan hands were in catching Shiela due to the wind that they caused, the giant girl herself was able to walk much faster than Shiela could fly.


She had underestimated the giantess and uttered her call too early. Now she really feared for her life.


-


Laura changed tactics from smashing her hands together to swatting at her tiny victim. It was surprisingly entertaining because for once there was a prey that was actually hard to catch. Not paying any attention to where she was going, Laura pursued her tiny victim, unsuccessfully swatting at it. The little raven was just too light and was continuously pushed out of the way by the air that Laura's hands displaced.


This however, made it extremely difficult for the tiny crow to stay in the air. After some five minutes of swatting, the bird crashed into a clearing.


-


Shiela was done for. The giantess had too much power and didn't get tired swatting at her. Her little wings finally gave in and she tumbled to the ground. As soon as she'd hit it, she began to turn back into her human form. The giantess was quick to put a thumb on her, but Shiela couldn't have moved anyway, she was so tired.


-


"Try anything funny like turning into a bird again and I'll fucking squelch you, you little shit!" Laura roared victoriously.


One minute later the tiny thing was stuck in Laura's fist and looked really desperate. If the little prisoner would decide to turn air worthy again, Laura would just close her fist and squish it.


"What are you?!" She demanded a little too loud and excited, causing visible pain to the tiny alien's ears.


-


"I'm a druid!" Shiela whined. "I am one with the forest and protector of the balance!"


The giant idiot obviously didn't understand a word she was saying.


"How can you turn to bird?" The stupid behemoth asked further.


"Magic." Shiela said at a loss for words that the giantess could comprehend.


The giant girl repeated the word but wrinkled her forehead. Shiela gathered some strength and summoned a lightning ball that struck the giantess' fist. A surprised gasp escaped her lips but she wouldn't let Shiela slip a second time.


"Ma-gic" The giantess repeated and seemed to be completely in awe. Shiela found it stupid that a being so utterly in defiance of balance and nature as a giant would gawk at a tiny ball of lightning like a simple peasant. Dragons were powerful and ruthless too but at least their minds were sharp and could be reasoned with, or so her master had taught her. Dragons had been gone even a lot longer than the giants, as had the elves and all the others, bar the wretched undead.


This brought a new idea to her. There was a fairly simple spell, that almost any druid knew, that allowed them to communicate with animals. Shiela reckoned that it was worth a try. When she had canalized the arcane energy, a dull pain in her forehead told her that this was her last spell for the day.


-


Suddenly, Laura felt a little light headed. Something had changed, but she didn't know what it was. Memories of what the woman had said suddenly formed in her head, as if she could understand her in retrospect somehow.


"Druid." She whispered. "Magic."


"I will understand you and you will understand me, for a limited amount of time." The tiny woman explained. Her voice had changed, Laura could understand her much clearer and better now, almost effortlessly like talking in her mother tongue, or even better.


Laura was not sure if she was comfortable with this.


"Are you in my head?" She asked suspiciously and tightened her grip around the tiny witch.


"No!" Came the croaking answer. "Please, stop!"


Laura loosened her grip a little but narrowed her eyes and repeated her question from earlier: "How do you do this?"


"Anyone capable of magic is born with it." Shiela explained in pain. "I became a druid after my mentor came to my family and took me."


"They just take children and make them their subjects?" Laura asked, taking anthropologist's notes in her head.


While Shiela explained further, Laura was quickly able to grasp the picture. The druids and witches were comparable to a cult, shunned by the general public, most living alone or undercover and pursuing such senseless hippie-goals as protecting the forest and maintaining 'balance'. Apparently, there were other, more or less accepted brands of 'magicians', but the overall amount of people who were able to do magic was pretty small. Whenever Shiela was reluctant to go on, Laura hurt her until she complied. The tiny woman was very weak by then and less and less able to put up any resistance.


"I want to see your magic again." Laura demanded but Shiela shook her little head.


"I have spent all my arcane powers for today." She said. "Please stop torturing me."


She started to weep in Laura's hands but Laura didn't feel any pity for her.


-


The giantess didn't stop and continued to interrogate her. Too weak to bear the pain any longer, Shiela regretfully told her anything she could, including where villages and cities were, that she knew of.


Most of the questions seemed almost benign however and Shiela asked herself why a giant would want to know how the society of the people was organized. She told the giantess about how the kingdom, villages and families were organized. Surely, that knowledge couldn't harm anybody.


Some questions though, like such about the nature and make up of her magic, Shiela couldn't sufficiently explain, and was punished by being squeezed until her head spun.


-


Laura mercilessly squeezed the orange dry, being more and more ruff with the little druidess until she was sure she told her everything voluntarily. A wealth of information she was able to obtain from her and when at some point the spell stopped working, the little thing was almost unconscious.


The overall structure of society seemed to be pretty medieval with only the people capable of magic playing a special, yet fairly unimportant, role.


Tomorrow she would make the woman answer some more questions, Laura decided, and show her magic or what ever it was to Janna, so they could study it and become even more famous once they'd be saved from this planet. It seemed to be a pretty easy way to gain a lot of information without the trouble of having to research it all by observation.


Shoving Shiela into her pocket, Laura took off to the nearest village to finally get some food. Her fingers played with the tiny woman. It had a certain kink to it, having so much power over the little thing. Perhaps she'd live it out on some village people soon.


-


In Andergast, the name giving capital of the kingdom, King Aele sat bored in his throne and was getting drunk. He was a large man with rosy cheeks and an appetite for whine and ale and the years after he had inherited the kingdom from his father, saved it from civil war and worked out a shaky truce with the neighbouring kingdom of Nostria had grown him fat and impatient.


Nothing ever happened and only tournaments, hunting trips and drink were able to sweeten his sour mood. He hadn't touched his undesirable wife in two years except for beating her bloody when her endless pouting and ugly visage enraged him every now and then.


Today he was in a particularly bad mood, his wife sitting by his side with a fresh black eye.


Suddenly, a strange looking man wandered through the mighty gates to the throne room. He was easily two heads smaller than than the King, stocky and dirty, clothed in earth coloured rags with a filthy, long beard of black and grey that looked like a birds nest. King Aele knew the man and that his beard actually was a birds nest. It was Vengyr, the eldest and most mighty of the druids.


The two had had a bit of a falling out after the druids and witches, who hardly ever engaged in the affairs of men, helped the king to end the civil war.


Aele jumped from his seat in alarm.


"Who in Praios' name let him in here?!" He screamed at his men, "Protect me from him!"


Two of his kings guard immediately shot their cross bows but a sudden gust of wind, strong enough to blow the two seemingly sleeping guards at the gate off their feet, threw the bolts off track.


"Mage!" King Aele hollerred at his only court mage and the blue-robed man stepped forward. "Protect me from his magic!"


The mage made a few fancy looking gestures with his hands and staff before Vengyr tiredly raised his had. Suddenly, the mage dropped his staff to the ground and started to dance and jump hilariously through the room, clearing the way between the druid and the king.


"At him, damn it!" Aele yelled at his guards but they only stared to the ceiling, drooling from their mouths, a simpleton's satisfaction in their eyes.


Vengyr chuckled hideously and stepped closer.


"Have you forgotten me, king?!" He demanded. "I have come to collect on a promise you gave me once!"


"We have no open promises, you bastard!" King Aele fumed and looked for his squire who fearfully cowered in a corner with the king's sword. "You helped me appease the lords and I would let your people in peace. Tell me why else I shouldn't have every single one of you burned for the witchers you are?!"


"Oh my king, you are in the wrong!" The druid hissed. "Your people have scorned mine were they could and have burned them at their will!"


"I am not responsible for the actions of peasants!" King Aele roared as the druid got even closer.


"But you have wronged me twice!" Vengyr went on. "You promised to rule with justice, you promised to rule with reason and you promised to rule with mercy!"


He raised his hand again and King Aele was thrown back into his chair, fighting futilely to get back up, helpless against the powerful spell.


"Giants have risen again!" The druid continued. "And one of your shady, little lords is with them!"


"This talk of giants is madness!" King Aele screamed at the top of his lungs. "I have everyone flogged who dares to speak of it!"


"Madness?!" Vengyr repeated wrathfully and clenched his hand into a fist, drawing screams of agony from the king.


Then he lowered his hand and the king relaxed. The guards woke up from their drooling and the mage finally stopped to dance around. Vengyr stood there in the middle of the room with hanging shoulders and a look of wise sadness in his eyes before he dissolved into a murder of crows that flew hastily through the nearest window.


"Oh, but it is not madness, my king." His calm voice echoed in the hall. "It is Ludwig who is betraying you. Slay the giants and the debt is paid."


"Call in the bloody banners!" King Aele growled at his guardsmen, his chest heaving with hatred. "Tomorrow we will ride and fight! Send scouts to the lands of Sir Ludwig and have them report to me in the morning!"


"Cup bearer!" He added as the guardsmen rushed out of the room. "Bring me the strongest ale we've got!"


-


The village of Andrafall was one of the larger in Andergast, almost a small city. It was build along the banks of the Andra, a river that connected it with the capital. The surrounding lands produced mostly timber, most of which was processed in Andrafall, supporting a small, local economy.


The quaint life of the villagers going about their day to day business was abruptly disturbed, when faint but ever increasing tremors could be felt in the ground. Soon they noticed a gigantically tall girl, smilingly walking down stream towards them.


"Hide!" The captain of the militia yelled at the people. The horn was blown to let every able man know to arm themselves.


"Is it bandits?" Some of the men who joined the bunch armed with pikes and pitchforks foolishly asked. "Is it the castle's men?"


They all stood and looked in horror when they saw what was coming at them.


-


The fine drizzling rain had finally soaked through Laura's clothes and she was happy to get something to eat at last. She'd taken an awful lot of time talking to Shiela, although it had very much paid off.


When she came closer to the village, she saw that there was already panic on the ground. People running around, hiding in houses, an empty float slowly floating down stream, hastily abandoned, but also a small mob of armed men, forming a circle, protectively raising their weapons against her.


The village was a great deal larger than the one Laura had seen the day before, covering an area the size of an average swimming pool. There were several stone houses and a small tower in the centre.


"Hey little peeps." Laura greeted them playfully. "Don't be afraid. I just want something to eat."


Even though Shiela's spell had worn off, Laura found that her ability to speak the alien language having improved greatly, as if she had learned during the time that the spell was active.


"There are two ways we can do this." She explained. "You feed me until I'm full, or I crush every single one of you flat. What's it gonna be?"


-


The local bailiff, head of the militia in case of an attack such as this, had never been a bright fellow. A blow to his forehead with an iron skillet as a kid from his mother had left him simple but he possessed an impeccable sense for immediate action.


A giant woman coming to town, demanding to be fed lest she squish people was a problem and even though some of his men had already retreated into the dubious safety of their homes, he was armed and willing to deal with it.


"Form line! Advance!" He ordered and the militiamen hesitantly followed.


-


Laura narrowed her lips in disapproval, unsure what to make of about one hundred tiny people advancing at her with tooth picks. She'd like to try out if those weapons could hurt her feet before she would start to fight back. Her hesitation was punished right away.


"Charge!" One of the men yelled and they came running at her. Surprised, she took a step back and the men, encouraged by her insecurity, quickened their pace, another step and then another until someone in their ranks yelled: "Halt!"


Cheering and screaming, beating their chests, the puny little villagers stood before Laura, having pushed her back five steps away from the village. Laura couldn't let that stand. Hesitantly she stretched out one leg, presenting her foot for the people to attack.


One younger lad, suddenly very brave, ran forward and hauled his pitchfork at her foot. It bounced off, not dealing any damage.


-


A knight's sword, a well forged lance, a scorpion's bolt or something of that calibre might have pierced the giantess's skin. But with King Aele controlling the steel and iron production, those weapons were reserved for his men, not simple peasants.


The smarter one's among the militia watched in horror, as the giantess seemed to understand. The bailiff however was very astonished when the giantess leapt in to the air and landed on top of him.


-


It didn't hurt at all. Laura had jumped into the air and had her feet land on the densest part of the formation. Spears and pitch forks broke, the earth sunk and bodies were liquefied under the enormous weight of her landing body. People popped open and sprayed the bystanders with blood and body matter along with dirt and water displaced by her mighty feet.


The panic sat in immediately. Most weapons were dropped and the men dispersed heedlessly in all directions. Some still tried to poke at Laura's feet without success except for one who had inherited the lance of his father and was repaid for the needle poke by Laura's foot sliding sideways and running him over.


Laura licked her lips as she started the crush-fest, mercilessly stomping fleeing militia into the ground, aiming at larger groups first. As their ranks thinned out she allowed herself to become more playful. She marched in goose step over her victims or stomped single men as hard she could to see how mushy they would turn.


When she couldn't see anybody running any more she searched around and made a pile of the half-squished, wounded people. There were only about ten and she piled them up and took position.


"Tick, tack..." She laughed and made the first steps towards the pile. "...Toe!"


She put her toes on the pile and started to mash the people in between them, grinding them to a pulp before admiring her work. Some had escaped, sure, but there couldn't be any doubt that she had easily just squashed a total eighty or so people into paste in about three minutes. Her toes and soles were covered in dirt, blood and pieces of people. She was horny with power, inexplicably wet between the legs.


-


"I'm sorry, my lord." Janna said after hours of talking to Sir Ludwig. "I'm so hungry, I cannot..."


"Concentrate." Sir Ludwig finished and lowered his head. "I understand, righteous giantess. Let me propose to you that we will go to my keep and see if my men have prepared more for you."


"You think they have, my lord?", Janna asked, raising an eyebrow.


"Of course they have!" Sir Ludwig answered fervently. "On my orders!"


"Where are they taking it from?" She inquired further.


"Taxes, only what the people of the land can spare." He lied, knowing full well that the righteous giantess could never know that his men were plundering his very own villages and settlements to feed her.


She seemed a little unsure: "But not...mean, right? I could never..."


"No, no!" Ludwig raised his hand, interrupting her. "No one will starve because you eat a little food, and why would they? We have plenty, rest assured!"


Somehow, lying had always come very easy to him, even as a boy.


"Good." Janna said and collected the unwilling soldiers into her hand. "Down this road?"


-


The soldiers hadn't wanted to be carried by Janna but she paid little concern to their discomfort. After all, they were good Sir Ludwig's men and they'd be able to handle it. Plus, Janna was just too awfully hungry at this point.


The keep was like a tiny castle, situated on a little hill in the forest, with a single stone tower and a hall, some wooden houses and stables surrounding it. It looked dark, functional and positively medieval. If Janna sat on the hill, she could have covered the entire thing with her butt.


At the foot of the hill there were a few more huts and a larger open space were people and wagons stood. Wagons full of food.


-


Lares was a genius, Ludwig thought. Even though the man was merely the bastard son of a sell-sword, he was extremely capable indeed. When they reached the open space were goods were usually loaded there was a feast for the giantess.


"Put us down, my dear." He told the giantess and she complied happily. It was all too easy.


"Thank you, milord." One of his soldier mumbled to him when they stepped off the enormous hand.


"Feel free to feast, righteous giantess! This is all for you!" Sir Ludwig called and was rewarded with a giant grin.


-


Finally there was a meal that would get Janna full. She hesitated to start because there were still tiny frightened people loading the wagons with food. She did not want to eat any more innocent people or hurt them in other ways.


"Get out of the way, little ones." She cooed before she knelt down slowly and carefully. A huge, gargantuan body such as hers was here could cause much fright and destruction. There were over thirty wagons tightly packing the square, each filled with all kinds of delicious things. When she extended her hand to grab the first wagon, the tiny people stopped scurrying around and watched her eat.


Eagerly, Janna gobbled up carload for carload. There was meat, beets, cabbage, apples, mushrooms, corn, bread and even kohlrabi. Halfway through the meal three very frightened cattle drivers drove thirty heads of cattle around the square and into Janna's reach. Confronted with a hungry giant the herd panicked but the cows were picked off piece by piece, ground into a pulp and sent into Janna's belly before any of them could escape. Her teeth mauled ten cows at once without a problem, raw meat, guts, brains and all. It didn't disgust her as she would otherwise have expected it would, perhaps on account of her hunger.


-


Behind the giantess, three bullies played at a younger boy.


"Do it. Or we beat you some more!" One said.


"I knew he wouldn't do it, coward!" Another one spat and came at him.


"No!" The boy cried, turned around and ran. The giantess was kneeling and sitting on her heels, the soles of her boots sticking out behind her. The bullies laughed as they saw the boy vanish in between her feet.


It was strange and the voice atmosphere was a little like inside a cave. The giantess's enormous legs created a tunnel towards her knees. Heat radiated from her body. Still hearing the bullies sneer at him he pressed on, only faintly aware of the danger he was in.


In between her thighs there was a small gap were he could watch past her breasts towards her face, just as she lifted a cow inside her mouth and chewed. It was gruesome. Deciding to go back, the boy noticed the tunnel becoming wider, the legs moving outwards. Back to her feet, out of here, he thought. It was a fatal mistake.


Relaxing and enjoying the meal, Janna positioned herself a little more comfortably. Letting her knees slide apart, she settled on her butt but she was way to occupied filling her belly to feel the faint and momentary struggle before the boy was squashed like a grape.


The bullies made a hasty retreat, laughing at the boy's demise.


-


Sir Ludwig hadn't noticed any of it as he stood on the opposite end of the giantess, discussing further plans with Lares and watching the cows meet their gruesome ends.


As always, Lares was concerned.


"We will run out of food within three days." He said. "And even if we manage to feed her for the fourth, the peasants are not taking it, my lord. If we keep this up they will rebel."


"Then we have her squash them." Ludwig replied dismissively "You should've seen what she did to that hunter I sent with the scouts. I told the bitch he was a rapist and," he snapped his fingers, "down the hatch he went. She's not very bright and rather unstable, as are most women."


"Sounds like your wife." Lares commented with a grin.


"Haha, indeed." Ludwig sneered. "If only she knew how often I fucked that miller's daughter last month."


Lares smiled: "What about the other giantess, the one the villagers talk about?"


"You mean the one we haven't seen yet?" Ludwig said tiredly. "Put that off till tomorrow, will you. If she exists I dare bet she will be hard to miss."


-


Meanwhile, Laura was feasting too.


"Just bring me food and no one else is going to die." She had said upon entering the village. "I will squash houses until all of you are here in the centre."


Having said that she started with the nearest little hut. Her toes had brought down the house with ease and Laura rested them on top of the rubble and gave them a few twists, mercilessly squashing the family she had spied running inside before.


It hadn't taken long for the villagers to understand how it was going to be.


Now, Laura was sitting amidst several hundreds of them, having destroyed a few unfortunate houses with her legs stretched. The people stood and walked well within arms reach of Laura, who just put her hand on the ground to have it filled with more food. When her hand was full she'd bring it up to her mouth and poured the food inside.


"Do you need anything else?" A woman asked hesitantly as Laura poured another hand of food into her mouth.


"Yes." Laura said, faking annoyance. "To be undisturbed while I eat."


She lifted one butt cheek and she pushed the woman underneath before settling down again. Laura giggled as she felt the woman pop underneath her weight. She remembered an old fairytale and decided to play it out.


"Just kidding." She said tracking a tiny girl with her thumb before pinning her down and lifting her up. "When I have eaten I will take thirty of your prettiest girls. Round them up, start now."


It was mind-boggling to observe the cruel group mechanics at work. Protective fathers, mothers and husbands were beaten down and held, having to watch as the most precious things in their lives were taken away from them and offered to an evil monster.


While the girls were being rounded up and her left hand was being filled with food again, Laura regarded the tiny girl in her other hand. The poor thing was frightened to the death but didn't struggle, scarred stiff.


Laura played around with her, lifting the girl above her mouth and opening it. A few gasps and 'mercy' cries erupted from the crowd. Laura closed her mouth again, wrinkling her nose, unsure if she really wanted to eat the girl.


The girl's last cry was cut short as she was crushed like a grape in between Laura's thumb and index finger, drawing a squirt of blood splashing on Laura's shirt. After smearing the remains in between her fingers, she hesitantly touched them with her tongue, trying the taste. It tasted like raw meat smelled, with a funny, somewhat exciting note to it.


Curious, she took another girl from the crowd, carelessly ripped her clothes off and threw her into her mouth. The tiny thing tried to walk around but slipped and slid helplessly on Laura's tongue. Practically on it's own doing, Laura's little snack moved itself towards doom. She let it happen, and when the tiny morsel fell into her throat, she swallowed. The realization that there was now a living person inside her belly, facing digestion, had a whole new type of power rush to it. Laura felt like going somewhere more private.


"Undress them." She commanded, nodding at the thirty little sacrifices while standing up. Men and women alike blissfully ripped the clothes of the girls' bodies, accepting their demise as a fair price for having the giantess gone.


Carefully not to brake them, Laura picked her tiny toys up and distributed them among her front jeans pockets, giving Shiela a little company. Looking down, Laura found that the people still obediently stood around her in a half circle.


"Bye." She said and stomped a last time into the crowd, turning her foot print into a mass grave.


People around her foot were knocked to the ground and sprayed with the remnants of their fellow villagers. She gave them a last smile before she walked back the way she came, trying to figure out where best to play with her prisoners. The rain had stopped but the ground was still soft and it would be evening soon.


-


When Janna was satisfied with her meal she thought about how Laura might have spent the day. Probably exploring, doing something crazy, Janna worried. It was either that or sleeping all day. Janna hoped that her friend had been able to find some food at least. There was nothing significant left here that Janna could take home for her friend but she also knew that bringing more food would take the tinies time and it was already late afternoon.


"My lord.", Janna apologetically addressed Sir Ludwig, "Might I...um...might I ask for some more?"


-


Ludwig and Lares just stared at the giantess in disbelief. What she had eaten would have fed an entire army for a month. Thirty wagons of food, thirty heads of cattle. Perhaps Lares was right.


"Are you not satisfied, righteous giantess? Are you not full?" Sir Ludwig called at her.


"She is like my fucking wife." He angrily whispered to Lares.


"I am." The giantess announced. "And I am very, very thankful for all you have given me. But my friend is at my...homestead, and she likely hasn't eaten in a long time. My lord, I beg you for some more."


"So there's that with the other bitch." Ludwig whispered. "Get moving, bring everything you can until sundown. Empty the dungeons, undress them and gag them, let them wash themselves first. Once she feeds on people our little food crisis will be over. Make haste."


"You think she'll eat them?" Lares asked already half on the move.


"Let this be my concern." Ludwig said sternly and started to walk towards the towering titaness.


-


"Of course, my dear!" Tiny Sir Ludwig proclaimed fatherly while he walked in between the empty wagons. "It will only take some more time.”


Somewhat relieved, Janna smiled. She offered the minute man her hand to climb on to and he did.


"Let us walk for a while." He said. "I must speak to you."


Obediently, Janna stood up and strolled along the empty road, carefully listening the lord's concerns.


"As you already learned, righteous giantess," He began slowly, "there are evil people out there. Rapists, murderers, thieves and the like. In fact, we have captured a few of them and are holding them prisoner."


Janna couldn't guess what he was aiming at and continued listening.


"It is customary to execute them." He explained further. "But it is a practise that I despise, however my people demand it. Still, wasting their lives, throwing them away so," he sighed deeply before he continued, "I should like their deaths to serve a higher purpose."


"Woa, tread carefully, little lord." Janna objected as she started to grasp what he was getting at.


"Of course, righteous giantess." Sir Ludwig cringed, atoning. "Forgive me, I forgot myself, only..."


He sighed deeply again as if something heavy was weighing on his mind.


"What?" Janna asked, filled with concern.


"I'm not sure if we can feed two of your size." Sir Ludwig explained. "And the prisoners are so many! Such a tragedy to waste their lives on the block!"


"If we are being a burden on you or your people we will go to another kingdom and ask them for food." She offered. "We are big. We can go very far in a very short time. I'm sure we will find something else."


"Oh, righteous giantess." He mourned. "I'm afraid the other kingdoms will attack you and slay you down!"


"I don't think they could." Janna chuckled and randomly squashed a tree to illustrate her point.


They were just trees after all and she destroyed so many of them while walking. One more or less didn't make a difference at this point.


"Oh, but they are stronger than you think." He said, looking directly into her eyes. "And if not, would you rather kill the innocent to take their food instead of eating murderers and rapists?"


Janna abruptly stopped and regarded the tiny man in her hands. She could trust him, she was sure, and his reason was impeccable. He'd not lie to her. She could squish him like a pesky fly if she wanted to and yet he had obediently climbed into her hand, showing her that he trusted her as well. She was lucky to have found him.


"Perhaps we can make the world better, one evil man at a time." She replied softly. "I will give it a try, but it will be difficult."


"Thank you." Sir Ludwig said and gratefully lowered his head.


"I should warn you though." Janna added. "My friend is a little, say, less careful than I am. She can get carried away, unaware of her size. People might get hurt."


-


Ludwig listened up. That sounded very promising. Perhaps, the other giantess could be easier convinced to commit violence and prove even more useful to him.


"It is quite alright." He tried to conciliate the giantess' concerns. "I trust that you can contain her."


"I don't know." She answered unconvinced. "Maybe she shouldn't interact with your kind at all."


"I should like to meet her." He proposed in return. "I am sure that everything will be good."


-


When Laura arrived back at the ship she took the girls out of her pockets and deposited them on her mattress. Shiela she carefully put in another Erlenmayer flask, sealing the bottle with a cork to prevent her from flying away when she would be able to.


Laura could hardly wait to hear what Janna would have to say about the druidess' magic but was also glad that her friend wasn't here yet, giving her time to play with her other hostages.


The scared little dolls huddled up on the field bed while Laura stepped out of her clothes. Naked, she crawled upon the bed with her eyes glued to the little girls. Some of the naked teenagers were crying, others faced their fate with silent helplessness.


They were all very beautiful, Laura found as she eyed them from up close. Laura imagined they were fellow students from the university. Not that she ever had any trouble with the popular, beautiful females at her university, in fact being one of them herself, but it was a very compelling thought to be able to make them all into tiny sex slaves at her mercy.


She sat down in front of them, spreading her legs, exposing them to her womanhood. They all stared at it, fearfully. Laura licked her lips and started to touch herself, her left hand playing with her tits.


"It's bigger than you." she whispered and plucked her first victim out of the crowd. Using the wetness from her crotch the helpless girl stuck to the tip of Laura's finger and she carefully carried the tiny thing in between her legs to push her inside herself. Tiny kicks and struggles could be felt but the girl was way too little to stimulate Laura on her own.


Still, the thought of using a person for a dildo sent a shiver down her spine. She pushed a little deeper until the girl got stuck somewhere inside of her and pulled out her finger. She shivered. Shocked, the naked beauties stared at Laura's empty fingertip.


Hungrily, she pushed herself forward and forced the crowd of girls towards her crotch with her hands. Even though the mattress was pretty hard, Laura's weight formed a dent in it and the girls closest to Laura started to slide beneath her towering body.


She leaned back a little and spread her lips with her fingers.


"Inside." She commanded but the girls didn't think that was a good idea. Laura's hand grabbed one and forcefully shoved her in, no doubt hurting her in the process, then again, until the rest obediently followed.


With a little more help from Laura's fingers the last one, except for four who had become partially stuck under Laura's butt, was shoved inside. Now Laura could feel them clearly. Their tiny hands and feet, imprisoned inside of her, fighting for their lives. It felt incredible.


After she saved one last girl from in between the mattress and her butt, Laura reclined on her back, her fingers already playing inside herself. The naked girl she saved she pressed onto her love button, the little struggles intensifying her pleasures even more.


Then she paused shortly to appreciate the moment. Thirty beautiful girls for one orgasm, giving their lives so that she could have some sexual relief. It seemed wasteful and excessive. A mischievous smile curled on Laura's lips and she continued to masturbate away.


More and more recklessly, Laura played with herself, breaking the girls inside her. She mashed the other girl against her clitoris, smearing her all over the place. She thought about what it had to be like to be used as a sex toy by a giant girl, what her victims might be thinking, tasting, smelling, feeling, how many had been smothered to death by now, how many had been crushed or drowned in her inner wetness.


Laura's back arched and her hips slid forward, squashing the remaining little girls under her butt. She shook violently for a few times before she collapsed on the mattress, panting heavily.


"Sorry, little people." She mumbled. "That was necessary."


It had been indeed.


Slowly she withdrew her fingers from within herself. They had surprisingly little blood on them but that didn't mean much. Laura felt around in her crotch with her other hand and found a few squished bodies. Anything else had worked it's way deeper inside of her.


She enjoyed the afterglow of the orgasm for a few more minutes before she reluctantly went to remove the traces of her games. There was no point in making Janna upset unnecessarily, plus Laura really wasn't comfortable sleeping with a pussy full of corpses. She wiped the bodies off her bed with a paper towel and took a quick bath in the lake to clean herself out.


Bodies, mangled or whole drifted to the surface. When Laura was finished, she noticed that one of them was still moving. She really had to suppress a laugh. Indeed, there was a tiny naked girl, trying desperately to swim ashore. With a huge grin on her face, Laura lifted her out of the water.


"Hello there." She cooed. "Did you enjoy the ride? How did you survive that?"


"Please!" The girl begged weakly and in horror. "Please, let me go!"


Laura wrinkled her nose and slowly shook her head.


"God, I love to be big." She said and lowered the girl back towards her crotch. She could still feel the tiny plaything kicking while she walked back to the spaceship.


-


Janna wasn't really sure if she was comfortable with the idea of eating prisoners but it seemed to mean a lot to the tiny lord. If they were going to be killed anyway they might as well serve to quench her hunger. Convincing Laura of eating them would probably be the most difficult part but if Laura wasn't going to eat them, Janna would simply have them for breakfast. What a weird thought, she found.


Eighteen prisoners, Janna counted, mostly men but also a few females in the bunch. Young, old, everything was among them. They were gagged, blindfolded and had their hands tied with string. Apart from the prisoners the tiny people had only been able to provide five more wagons full of food. Janna took her shirt off and folded it into a sack to carry the food. It wouldn't be enough to get Laura full, but at least her friend wouldn't starve.


"Thank you for everything." Janna said and truly meant it. "I hope I haven't overstretched your hospitality."


"Never!" Sir Ludwig beamed and bowed down. "And I thank you as well. You can come here tomorrow to break your fast!"


That last sentence earned him a look of disbelief from the man standing next to him.


"'Till tomorrow then, my lord." Janna smiled thankfully and turned around to return to the space ship, the improvised sack in the one hand, the prisoners in the other. Her hands were quite full but none of the blindfolded people dared to move. She could feel them shiver with fear while she walked.


When she was halfway back to the ship, she stopped at a glade along the way. She put the food down and carefully poured the prisoners onto the grass. It was already getting dark but she had to get rid of her doubts.


She picked out a young, intelligent looking man and lifted him to his feet. His knees were shaking put he remained where he was, fearfully turning his head, unable to see.


"Hold still." Janna commanded and very carefully ripped the gag out of his mouth, causing him visible discomfort.


"What do you want with me?" The boy mewled as soon has she had let go of him.


"What is your crime?" Janna harshly ignored his question. "Speak the truth or I swear I will rip your head off."


"Please!" The boy begged. "I...I stole a pig. I don't want to die I just...it was just a pig!"


Killing someone for stealing a pig wasn't just at all but absolutely common in any primitive society. After all, a pig was quite an investment on a families part and stealing it could mean a great setback for them, even putting them at risk of starvation.


"Are the others criminals too?" she asked calmly.


The boy nodded: "Yes, we are from the lord's dungeon. Please, what will you do with us?"


Janna was in a bad mood. This place was making her sick. The alien society was so rotten, poor and desperate that it seemed impossible to tell good from evil. She took the boy in between her fingers and lifted him to her mouth.


"I will eat you." She whispered and lowered him inside. She didn't swallow him right away while she collected the other prisoners and continued on her path.


He blindly stumbled around her mouth, falling, slipping, trying to find a way out with his hands. When he reached her molars he tried to climb over them and Janna helped him up with her tongue. Just when he had hauled himself on top she started to chew. Mercilessly, her unforgiving teeth ground the boy into a pulp that she sucked on her tongue and swallowed.


Janna recognized that she could eat these people with indifference.


When she was back at the ship she found that Laura had built a small fire inside the ship, just at the side that got torn off so that the smoke could escape. The girl sat next to it, wearing only panties and t-shirt while scribbling notes on a piece of paper in the loom of the flames.


It was kind of awkward for Janna.


"Hi." She said apologetically. "Sorry I wasn't here all day. I talked to this lord of that castle and he told me all kinds of things. I've brought you some food. Please don't be mad at me."


"Why would I be mad at you?" Laura smiled. "I went out a lone and some villagers gave me some food. It was alright."


"Oh, uh, good!" Janna sat down next to the fire. "Are you hungry? Here."


She opened her folded shirt and poured the prisoners next to the pile of food.


"Um, what the fuck?" Laura raised an eyebrow.


"It's alright." Janna explained calmly. "They are prisoners, thieves, rapists and stuff. Sir Ludwig says it's okay if we eat 'em. Try them, they're good."


She lifted a naked, blindfolded woman to her mouth, pushed her inside and started chewing.


"Wow, what happened?!" Laura asked perplexed.


"They're like on death row or something." Janna explained, swallowing her morsel. "I thought, if they are going to die anyway, why not eat them? Save the little people some trouble, you know?"


Laura couldn't help but chuckle at the fact that Janna, of all people, was sitting in front of her advocating murder, and eating people no less. Janna knew it was quite a change for her, but what else was she to do?


"Well, if you say so." Laura mused and picked a man from the group of prisoners. "Eww, that one's old!" She complained and flicked him out of the spaceship into the forest.


"What?!" She added upon noticing the disapproval in Janna's eyes. "I'm not gonna eat an old man with his balls and dick."


She shuddered at the thought and Janna laughed.


Laura picked a middle aged woman, shrugged her shoulders and threw her into her mouth. Janna heard screams of horror from Laura's half open maw as the girl was slowly crushed in between Laura's molars. She was going to say something, but let it slip, happy about Laura's lack of objection to the new food source.


-


Having seen Janna do it, it was quite alright, Laura decided, already picking out the next morsel. She brought the comparatively tall boy to her lips and started to lick his groin.


"Eww, what are you doing?" Janna asked horrified.


"What, I want him to die a happy man." Laura grinned impishly. Her efforts however didn't provoke a response from the tiny guy, his fear of death having heard the screams of horror and the grinding of bones preventing even the slightest sexual thought in his mind.


"Well, if you don't want." Laura commented and threw him into the air, skill-fully catching him with her mouth before swallowing him alive.


"I can too!" Janna exclaimed and took another man, throwing him in the air. Janna missed however and the man bounced of her cheek and fell to the ground.


"Meh!" She pouted and both girls regarded the man on the floor. He was alive but severely injured by the fall, slowly dragging himself forward.


"That's just wrong, Laura." Janna complained, having changed her mind about the game. "We should just eat them, not torture them. It's a bad enough punishment already."


"Don't tell me what to do." Laura responded. "It's not my bad if you suck at catching peanuts with your mouth."


Janna mumbled something that Laura couldn't understand.


"Dispose of him, will you?" Laura added demandingly. "You fucked him up, you put him out of his misery."


The tiny man really did look miserable but Janna was still hesitant.


"Just sit on top of him." Laura suggested. "You will hardly notice."


But he would, she added chuckling in her mind. Janna looked really sceptical about it but didn't seem to have a better idea either.


"Sorry, little guy." She apologised, lifted herself off the floor to move on top of him.


Laura had always admired Janna's butt. Where her own was tight, firm and well proportioned, Janna's was simply a monument. Not fat or anything, just large and round and awesome.


"Wait." She announced. "I wanna see how you flatten him."


Janna rolled her eyes but waited until Laura was lying flat on her stomach, able to see the man about to be crushed into a stamp.


Slowly, Janna lowered herself until her jeans clad behind touched the tiny guy. He had tried to crawl away but had been way too slow. Giving Laura a perfect show, Janna lowered herself even slower until the man was out of side and a muffled 'pop' announced the end of his life.


"See?" Laura grinned, getting back up. "Easy."


"I guess we can't go around killing a few of them." Janna justified herself but was visibly uneasy.


"Don't worry, it's like you said.", Laura said, picking two men at once and putting them to the grinders. "Their lives serve a higher purpose."


Accompanied by the men's screams and the squelching sound of their bodies it sounded even more absurd.


-


"Oh, there's something you need to look at." Laura suddenly exclaimed and pointed at the table. An Erlenmeyer flask was standing on top of it, something tiny at it's bottom. Getting closer, Janna saw that it was a naked, sleeping girl.


"What did she do?" Janna asked concerned.


"You wont believe." Laura could barely contain herself. "This one's a druid. Like some fantasy shit."


Janna turned around, sure that she had misheard: "What? Aren't druids like, from the celtish culture or something?"


"Yeah.", Laura proclaimed proudly. "But this one is real. A real fucking magician. She can summon electricity and turn into a crow and make you understand her and stuff."


"Huh?! What?!" Janna asked perplexed. "Have you been eating some mushrooms by any chance?"


"No!" Laura laughed. "Well, in fact I probably have, but I assure you that I saw what I saw. She's going to show you tomorrow."


"Why can't we wake and have her show it now?" Janna asked but Laura shook her head.


"I've totally milked her dry." She replied, shrugging. "Seems she only has so much power for one day."


Janna seriously doubted Laura's sanity and let her face show it.


"You're going to see, don't worry." Laura laughed. "I knew you totally wouldn't believe me. Do you want any more of those people?"


"Let's safe them for breakfast, shall we." Janna said, sitting down, still struggling to deal with what Laura had said. "Tomorrow I also want to introduce you to Sir Ludwig. He's really good, but I warn you, behave yourself. He's going to prepare a large breakfast for us as well."


-


"I might just add him to it." Laura laughed as she picked one last tiny man and lowered him into her mouth. She deposited the remaining nine prisoners and the rest of the food on the table, next to Shiela's prison before she swallowed the little guy.


After brushing their teeth with their fingers by the lake, almost in pitch darkness the girls went to bed.


"We need to clean up, tomorrow." Janna decided with a tired voice from her bed.


Indeed, everything had gotten pretty dirty already. All of their clothes, shoes and the the ground of the spaceship were stained with earth.

Chapter 4 by squashed123
Author's Notes:

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In the morning, a group of tired scout riders entered King Aele's hall while he was helped into his armour by a squire. The men had ridden the entire night and looked worn out, but there was something in their eyes beyond weariness. Sheer horror.


"Ah, my loyal men!" He greeted them in hopes of building back up their morale. "Have you seen the giants?"


"No, my king." The first one responded and knelt, bowing his head.


"Rise." King Aele said generously. "Are the stories untrue then?"


"They are true, my lord." The rising soldier said with a shaking voice. "We have seen."


"And?" King Aele pressed on impatiently. "What have you seen that so frightens you? Have they killed people?"


"They have slaughtered them!" The soldier broke down, sliding forward on his knees like a beggar. "One hit the village of Andrafall yesterday, past noon, killing over a hundred. She played with people like a kid likes to play with ants! She crushed houses with a single step. We have seen the bodies. We are no match for their strength, my king!"


"How big was she then?" King Aele asked concerned.


"About a hundred meters, according to the villagers." The soldier responded. "We have seen her footprints as large as long-houses!"


"Nonsense!" The court mage entered the conversation from a window seat. "The old scriptures tell us that a giant is five times the size of a man! That means nine meters, scout, not a hundred. And their feet could never cover a house. It's a common peasant exaggeration."


The soldier looked helpless. He could never accuse a magus of being untrue.


Unhindered, the mage went on: "It is known that they are of violent nature, yes. They seem to just enjoy killing. I am sure that Andrafall was befallen by giants, my king, but I assure you, that they are not nearly as tall as this soldier reports."


It was said that giants had been forged by the gods and ascended from the sky. They ruled the world when humanity was still young, enslaving the people until an alliance of druids, witches and men defeated them, banning their kind into the highest mountains where, to this day, they remained.


-


Janna had slept naked because of the lack of clean clothes. The small fire at the edge of the ship had burnt down and Laura was still sleeping tight. In the mood for an early snack, Janna slipped out of the sheets and walked over to the table where they had deposited the food and the prisoners. The tiny girl in the Erlenmeyer flask was already awake and watched her anxiously.


"Aww, don't be afraid little one." Janna whispered softly and tapped against the glass of the bottle.


Yawning and stretching she looked between the food and the prisoners and thought about what to eat. The food was quite alright, but as much as she hated to admit it to herself, she had really grown to like the taste of the tiny people. It was as if with every other one she consumed, they tasted better.


Looking back to see that Laura was still asleep, she licked her lips and took four of the nine remaining morsels into her mouth. She felt their weak little bodies struggle for a moment before her jaw turned them into mush. It was really good, of all the treats this planet had to offer, people were her favourite. Eating them alive was cruel though and thus it was a guilty pleasure, like a box of chocolate on a diet.


When Janna swallowed the mashed corpses one of the blind prisoners started to run.


"Stay here." She purred and found herself quite amused by her food's attempt to run away from her, effortlessly catching him in her hand. She put the tiny man on her tongue and pushed him against the roof of her mouth until his body burst open and joined the others in her gut.


"Please, what did we do?" One of the last four remaining prisoners cried.


"I think you know that best." She rebutted, lifted him by a leg and over her mouth. "Think about your poor victims."


Then she dropped him. Munching evil people was not only a treat for Janna's palate but also made her feel all good and righteous inside.


"I'm innoce-," were his last words before her molars squelched him.


"He wasn't innocent!" The last remaining female of the prisoners spoke up. "He was a murderer and a drunk! I know he...he told me!"


"But you are innocent?" Janna cooed as if she believed the woman.


"Y-yes!" The woman stammered. "I'm innocent, please! Let me go!"


"Okay." Janna said with a grin and lowered herself beneath the table. "Follow my voice, it will bring you to safety."


Hesitantly the woman got up and stumbled into Janna's direction but the two remaining males tried to get to safety as well. The tapping of their tiny bare feet on the steel table alarmed the tiny female and she quickened her pace.


"Come, come." Janna lured them with her voice. "Only the first one gets free."


Upon hearing that, all three of them started to sprint heedlessly towards the edge of the table where Janna was waiting with an open maw. Unrestrained, they ran straight into their doom. Janna only had to move her head a little to catch the last one.


"Sorry." Janna giggled when she felt them all squirming inside her mouth. It was really untypical for her to play cruel like that, however she found that she was still utterly uncaring about the prisoners. They probably deserved what they were getting anyway. Or maybe not. This world made it really hard to judge.


Quenching any further second thoughts, she put the people to the grinders, ultimately silencing their pleas for mercy as her teeth crushed their tiny victims and tore them apart. When she swallowed the puréed people she involuntarily made eye contact with the girl in the bottle.


The little female was absolutely loosing it, crawling away from Janna as far as she could, cowering against the glass as if she could squeeze through somehow. It had an erotic touch of absolute dominance and Janna found herself seriously contemplating to eat the innocent, little thing.


She weighed her options. She was hungry for more and since Laura was still asleep she could claim that the tiny thing had somehow gotten away. What was one more or less innocent dead, on this planet anyway.


-


Shiela's heart was racing. This giant, naked goddess had just devoured nine living, screaming people for her breakfast, and maybe Shiela was next. She had tried everything, like summoning a wind to uncork the bottle but it was impossible to cast magic where she was.


The reason why druids commonly carried obsidian daggers as ritualistic weapons was that touching iron or steel with the bare skin made casting magic almost impossible. In an iron rich environment like a steel cage or a smith's workshop it was also very difficult. This giant grey temple, or whatever it was, seemed to be made up almost entirely of steel.


Suddenly, the giantess took the bottle with one hand, uncorked it with the other and tilted it towards her mouth. It happened so quickly that Shiela couldn't react before she already felt herself slide downwards. Futilely she searched for a hold on the glass and screamed in terror.


Sliding faster and faster she saw the giantess's awe inspiring maw. She closed her eyes and hoped with every fibre of her body that the spell would work. It didn't. There was a moment of free fall and utter hopelessness before she landed on a hot, wet surface. Then it went rather quickly.


Horror-struck, she felt the impossibly huge tongue move her onto a hard surface and another one pin her from above. Then her body gave in to the pressure.


-


Janna savoured the taste of her last tiny morsel, which tasted especially good. The tiny thing would have been useful to get that strange idea of 'magic' out of Laura's head, Janna thought, but it was probably not too bad. Laura often got into stupid ideas but never stuck with them for too long.


She didn't mind starting the clean up before Laura awoke but it felt unusual doing it all completely naked. First she brought her clothes to the lake and started to wash them, putting them up the entrance of the spaceship afterwards so they could dry. After cleaning her boots as well, she thought about how to get the spaceship clean.


There wasn't any cleaning equipment onboard and the lab supplies only had a couple of paper towels and rags for mopping up spills. When she rooted through the dark coven chamber however, she made a different discovery. Jake's case of beer. She decided to leave it where it was for now. Laura would probably drink it all up in a few days and there wouldn't be anything left when there was something to celebrate.


"Aww, no!" Laura's voice rang from the laboratory.


"What's wrong?" Janna asked genuinely when she came back, though she could already guess what was upsetting her friend so early. Laura was naked too and comprehensibly displeased.


"Shiela, she's gone!" She said pointing at the empty and uncorked Erlenmeyer flask.


Janna guiltily rubbed her belly where what apparently had been 'Shiela' was currently being dissolved in acid.


"I know." She said meakly. "She must have gotten out in the night."


"I wanted to show you her magic." Laura pouted. "I shouldn't have underestimated her powers."


She shook her head, still completely serious about the issue.


"What do you mean?" Janna teased carefully. "You think she conjured the bottle open, turned into a bird and flew away?"


"How else would she have escaped?" Laura countered the question.


That was true, Janna had to admit to herself, but she obviously couldn't tell Laura the truth.


"She might have climbed." She offered instead. "Maybe the prisoners helped her, see, they're gone as well."


"Little shits." Laura muttered and started to look around in the ship. "You think they're still here? I want to make them pay."


"Nah, don't think so." Janna lied. "I already started with the clean up and didn't find a trace of them."


"I think it was probably the druidess that helped the prisoners escape though." Laura pondered, "Filthy little witch. We must find more of them so we can study their magic or what ever it is they are doing."


"Laura...” Janna was uncomfortable. "There is no such thing as magic. You probably overreacted because it is all so horrible with the crash and all or maybe there were hallucinogens in the food that those villagers gave you. I mean, listen to yourself."


"Fuck you." Laura spat. "I saw what I saw."


"I know." Janna reasoned calmly. "But maybe what you saw wasn't real."


Laura was in a bad mood for the rest of the clean up. She too washed her clothes in the lake before both girls mopped the floor together. Without buckets it was an annoying task, sitting on their knees, scrubbing.


Janna offered Laura the rest of the food and Laura thankfully downed what was left at once. The weather outside was really good and the girls agreed upon going to Sir Ludwig's keep for a real breakfast once they'd finished to clean the ship.


"I'm starting to get fed up with this planet and it's people." Janna mentioned at some point, vigorously scrubbing the floor.


"Because it's all so dirty here?"


"Dirty on the outside," Janna began angrily, "and dirty on the inside."


"Can you believe earth was like that once?" Laura pondered. "And I mean, it pretty much still is in the poor countries. My mum watched the news the other day."


"Really?" Janna responded. "That's fucked up."


It really was more than three years ago that Laura's mother would have been watching what ever particular broadcast Laura was referring to, but since they had been in stasis it didn't feel that way to them.


"I know, right?" Laura laughed. "I mean, why would anyone watch the news in the first place. God, I miss TV, do you think they sent help yet?"


"Not if they don't expect a transmission from us." Janna said bitterly. "Honestly, I don't know. But we'll be stuck here for a few years at least, you know that, right?"


Laura swallowed hard at that. Perhaps she hadn't realized it before, or else chosen not to think about it.


"We should make the ship more cosy. I don't feel at home here at all." She said, dismissively looking at the grey walls and tables. "Paint some pictures or whatever."


"We can ask the tinies to make us something!" Janna cheered. "I'm sure Sir Ludwig would be happy to help."


"What's with that Ludwig guy anyway?" Laura asked suspiciously. "What does he gain from you other than keeping you from squashing him?"


Janna was taking offence: "I wouldn't squash anybody. I think he just wants to help 'cause he's a good guy."


"Come on Janna." Laura said, shaking her head. "A, you straight up ate people yesterday, you would squash anybody if it was convenient to do so and B, 'good guy', are you fucking serious? Do you have any idea how much food we need?"


"I study biology." Janna rebutted angrily. "I know exactly how much fucking food we need."


"It's a lot, isn't it."


"Yeah." Janna admitted. "But they have a lot of food too."


"Which is why they have now started to feed their fellow people to us." Laura smiled and cocked her head as she did often when winning one of their friendly arguments.


"Those were prisoners!" Janna countered vigorously. "They would have been executed!"


Laura's grin grew wider: "And you are sure every one of them was guilty?"


Janna searched for an answer for a few seconds before she turned and directed her anger at a particularly stubborn stain on the ground instead.


-


The soldiers groaned under the weight of their field kits and long spears. The sun was burning hot but King Aele's army had made good progress. Five hundred fighters, mostly men except for some few Thorwalsh mercenary women. Next to the infantry and rabble, there were a hundred and twenty horses, lance riders, some knights and skirmishers. Skirmishers were simple, but those on horseback were mercenaries of a different breed. Aele had no doubt that they might be raiders in truth, turned sell-sword to make a quick coin, but they would serve their purpose nonetheless. Same was true for lance riders, another breed of soldier rather uncommon in Andergast.


Andergast's regular army was made up by enlarge of levied spear men, longbow archers along with light cavalry from peasants able to ride. Lastly, there were the knights in heavy ring mail, sitting formidable horses, men of noble blood many with ancient families and claims to land, much to lose and near unwavering loyalty, fervour and honour. There weren't many of them though, and at the end of the day, a man was a man, title, land or no. The call for the banners had been on very short notice, and only so many men could be assembled, so Aele was glad for the mercenaries in particular.


The city guard and a the stationary handful of longbow men were left behind to protect the city in his absence. Who knew what other evils were brewing in the forests while he had been idling.


He figured that a smaller army like this, composed of more able fighting men, would do him more good in this case anyhow. The plan was to feather a giant with spears and arrows and then drive so many lances into him that he would die. None of the soldiers, or King Aele for that matter, had ever seen a giant though. But that could only mean that there were not too many of them.


Confidently the king had his men march faster, eager to put Ludwig to justice. Vengyr had said that Ludwig was a traitor. That was enough.


'Slay the giants and the debt is paid.'


"Bloody Bastard" King Aele mumbled through his teeth.


When they came onto the village of Andrafall they discovered what the scout had been talking about. A part of the village lay in ruins, many people had fled, abandoning their homes and the local economy had halted. A wheel on a stick, the sign of Boron, god of death and sleep, marked a huge, fresh mass grave.


The remaining people came running towards his army with praises and whatever gifts they had left, bestowing them upon his men. Usually the people in these northern parts would get suspicious when he and his men came through. More often than once during the civil war, they had ravaged the village, raped their women and seized their supplies. Now his men were treated like heroes and it was as if their presence dragged the villagers out of a state of deep depression and shock.


"Apologies, my king." An old man approached and bowed deeply. It was the Travia priest of the village, leaning on a wooden staff. "Had we known you came, we would have made preparations!"


The looked rather unpresentable with mud spatter on his hands and white-green tunic, but Aele didn't care for that.


"It is war that brings me here." He said briskly. "I have no use for pomp."


"Of course, my king." The man bowed submissively again. "I am none of the wretched, ungodly seers but it will please you to hear that even I have foreseen your your victory. Indeed, I have seen you in my dreams, holding a white goose, standing on the shattered body of the giantess that did this to our village."


He pointed to the ruins and the grave. King Aele fathomed that although this was a lot of destruction for a single, nine meter tall giant, it was less than one would expect from a hundred meter tall one. He didn't give much prophecy, although he did hold the Twelve in high regard. He just couldn't picture himself holding a goose, the animal of the goddess of hospitality, friendship, peace, hearth, cooking and of all things marriage and family.


"A single giantess did this?" He asked sceptically. "How big was she?"


"As large as a mountain, my king." The priest explained. "She crushed houses with a single step and buried men alive under her feet, her lust for murder could only be quenched by a sacrifice. We beg of you to purge these lands of her evil and the treachery of our lord who is stealing from the innocent to feed the behemoths and make them his mercenaries."


"I vow to destroy the giants and bring to justice your treacherous lord!" King Aele announced proudly although the very convincing statement of the giantess's size made him shiver inside.


There was no way of knowing if his army of five hundred would be enough to stand up to such a giant, if it turned out that way. According to court mage Jindrich Welzelin they were much smaller, and mages for all their estranging weirdness were said to be wise and well-read after all. A larger number of smaller giants may prove equally troublesome though.


On the other hand, the soldiers were fairly well trained and armed and more banners were already being called in so that Aele might return and get them after he had brought Ludwig to justice. In the meantime the giants would be having more trouble to find food, hopefully wearing them out enough for an easy victory once he'd return with an army tenfold as large as this one.


The crowd erupted in cheers and Aele's morale among that of his men rose considerably. Still, the king thought, he'd probably have to burn down as many villages as possible to starve the giants for good. With any luck they would die or move over to Nostria and cause their mischief there. When Ludwig was dead, Aele decided, he'd come here first and lay waste to the village and it's people.


It was nice to be in a war again, with all the excitement in the air. Raping a few peasant girls would hopefully make him forget about his sour wife.


-


"I'm thinking about fixing this stupid planet." Janna said when they were almost done with the cleaning.


"What do you mean?" Laura asked perplexed. "We shouldn't interfere with their society too much, it will mess up the science."


Janna wasn't pleased to hear this: "But we must help them somehow, at least give them a just leader or something."


"And who would that be?" Laura inquired sceptically. "Sir Ludwig?"


Janna nodded: "Why not? He is intelligent and kind. He will be good to the people."


"And what about their old king?" Laura kept asking.


"The old king is the problem." Janna explained. "He's some kind of Hitler or something."


"Yeah, but he will have his own followers, right?" Laura retorted. "You could inspire civil war if you're not careful."


"Then I'll squish his followers and anyone who questions Sir Ludwig's reign." Janna rebutted grimly in turn. "Oh, you liked the old king? Nice! Let me introduce you to the bottom of my foot."


Laura noticed how erroneous her friend's logic was but was also intrigued by the idea. They'd spend the next couple of years on this planet and not only might it become incredibly boring but their presence would have a detrimental impact on the tiny alien's society anyway. It was also a convenient excuse to crush people.


"I'll help you." She said confidently. "Let me meet that Ludwig guy."


Janna was happy to be able to share the effort with her friend and they decided to go after a break of enjoying the sun and trying to get a tan.


"Should we go naked?" Laura asked jokingly after half an hour.


"Huh?" Janna said, awaking from a snooze. "You wanna get a few hundred men flustered with your giant pussy?"


"What are they gonna do?" Laura asked. "Try to have sex with me? Okay, but I'll be on top."


"Death by snu-snu!" Janna horsed, laughing.


"You know there was a case once with some remote rain forest tribe or something called the Yanomami. One of the anthropologists studying them, old, bold, ugly-ass fucker, married like a twelve year old girl of their tribe. That perv."


"Eww! What did the tribe think of that?" Janna frowned, appalled.


"Not much." Laura mused. "Twelve was like the usual marital age for them so it was okay. The scientific community felt different about it of course."


"What became of the tribe?" Janna asked after a short pause.


"Well, another group of anthropologists visited them but some of their helps had the flu. They didn't want to wait because they wanted to get famous and ended up killing most of the tribe. The Yanomami still exist today but they totally hate westerners and don't want to have any contact."


Janna sounded concerned: "You think the same could happen here, if we're not careful?"


"Sure." Laura said, shrugging her shoulders. "But I don't think it will matter much. We don't know how big this planet is and if we fuck up this kingdom or the other there will be still enough of their civilization left for other scientists to destroy."


Janna scratched her head at that and seemed to think about it for a moment.


"Okay." She said then. "We should definitely wear clothes though. No point in getting these poor guys all excited for nothing. Let's go, I'm freaking starving."


-


"Into the keep!" Sir Ludwig yelled as the king's army attacked. They had been waiting by the wagons for the giantess to arrive and have breakfast when suddenly banners appeared on the road to the east. King Aele had somehow learned about Ludwig's plot and been able to march through the fiefdom without Ludwig learning about it. Pressing the food from the peasants had turned them treacherous. That was something neither he nor Lares had considered before.


They abandoned the wagons full of food and made it into the keep just in time. King Aele's soldiers seized the wagons, searched through the houses outside the walls and encircled Sir Ludwig and his fifty soldiers. Not raising levies to protect themselves while the giantesses were away had been another mistake, he reflected. A handful of peasants were trapped behind the walls with them but putting spears into their hands might bring it's own troubles, plus Aele had only brought a small force of well trained troops.


Ludwig stood on the battlements and saw the king approach the gate after coordinating the construction of siege equipment.


"Come out you filthy traitor and we'll let your people live!" He yelled up at him. "You are encircled, trapped, how much food do you and your men have? How long can you hold out?"


Ludwig gritted his teeth. The truth was that they didn't have any food, having sacrificed all they had to the giantess. He saw that some of the king's men were already destroying houses to gain material to build ladders. It was only a matter of hours now. The question was if the giantess would come today and if she would arrive on time.


"We are strong!" Sir Ludwig lied. "We will repel you until help arrives!"


"And what help would that be?" The king sneered. "Your unholy alliance with the monsters? I don't see any of them here. You are alone, Sir!"


King Aele had probably seen or heard of the destruction the giantesses had caused to the forest along the eastern road and knew that he didn't have time for a prolonged siege. If he was able to turn Ludwig's men against their lord he would be able to end all this in a matter of minutes. If not, he'd have to take the keep with ladders which wouldn't take very long either.


Ludwig heard a commotion behind him and turned around just to see one of his own men with a desperate look in his eyes come charging at him with a dagger. Lares, having stood only a few meters away rushed in his path. In a single move, Lares drew his sword and delivered a blow to the soldier's head, instantly killing him.


"Your men's morale is already fleeting!" King Aele declared. "Give up now and I promise you a quick death!"


"Sooner will I cut off my own manhood before spending another day ruled by you, fat king!" Ludwig hollerred angrily.


"Men!" King Aele addressed the others behind the wall. "Bring your liege lord's head to me and I promise you not only life but riches! A gold piece for each of you if you submit him to me now!"


A murmur erupted from the group of Ludwig's men and he saw in each and every one of their faces that they were giving the king's offer serious consideration. Helplessly he looked at Lares who curiously returned a look of happy relief.


"My lord, look!" He whispered and nodded over to the eastern road.


Horns were blown and the men in the keep cheered. The siege that could have turned into a nightmare was already about to be smashed.


-


King Aele was caught in a dire situation. Hastily he organized his army away from the keep towards the approaching behemoths while still keeping pressure on the men on the walls. Not many nine meter tall giants he had to deal with, neither a single a hundred meter tall one, but two of them. Fear struck his heart but he was confident that his army stood a chance.


"Knights, dismount!" He yelled. "Light infantry, get the ladders up, bring me Ludwig's head!"


A scream from the light foot and knights showed their acknowledgement of the command. While it seemed like the men had been wavering for a second, the strong voice of their leader tied their morale back together again. They took the few ladders that had been built so far and rushed towards the castle walls. Sword men, Aele reckoned given the giantess's size, would be more useful on the walls while only troops with a certain range stood a chance at holding the giantesses off.


"Heavy infantry, defensive positions, spear wall! Lance riders, right flank! Skirmishers, charge!"


-


From afar Laura and Janna had noticed the commotion at Ludwig's keep. There was an unusually large amount of tiny people there, carrying banners that Janna hadn't seen before. When they got closer they noticed that the men were armed with long pikes that were pointed in the direction of the girls and a handful of riders coming at them. Janna couldn't really make sense of the situation.


"Hey, little people." She greeted the fast galloping riders. "What's going on?"


They didn't answer and rode past her and Laura's feet, throwing their spears at them. Both girls were wearing jeans and t-shirts again but while Janna wore her trusty boots, Laura had decided to go barefoot once again in the hot weather.


"Ouch, they are throwing needles at me!" Laura cried as she noticed the pokes on her bare feet. The jeans cloth and Janna's boots however were absolutely impenetrable for the tiny projectiles. Laura danced a few meters into the forest to be out of reach.


"Didn't you say Sir Ludwig's guys were the good ones?" She asked perplexed and watched the skirmishers futilely thrust their javelins into Janna's boots.


"I'll get to the bottom of this." Janna said confidently, carefully stepped over the riders and went over to the tiny stronghold. She saw Sir Ludwig standing on the battlements of his keep frantically waving his arms. When she came closer to the large bulk of foot soldiers they came charging at her with their little, iron-tipped sticks.


"Are you kidding me?" She asked dumbfounded and watched the soldiers vigorously trying to pierce the heavy leather of her boots with their tiny weapons. "You can't hurt me, little people, sorry."


There were now so many tiny soldiers swarming around her that it was impossible to get any closer to the keep without getting some of them underfoot. She lifted her right foot and hovered it above the crowd that hastily dispersed. Some, however, remained were they were and confidently stuck their pikes into her heel. The space where her foot had been before was now covered with soldiers as well and so Janna stood there, balancing on one leg, trying not to kill anybody.


"Get away from me! This is dangerous!" She scolded them, rowing with her arms to stay balanced.


She tried until the last moment, refusing to crush any of what she believed were Sir Ludwig's men. The fighters beneath her took her hesitation for a sign of success and more joined them, ramming their pikes into the sole of her boot as if it had any effect.


Feeling that she was going to lose balance Janna lowered her foot until the weapons broke like the little insignificant twigs that they were to her which finally convinced the soldiers to get out of harms way. Her left foot followed the same way but this time Janna oversaw a young soldier that tripped and fell. Vainly, he raised his hand at his fleeing comrades who failed to turn back as the shadows engulfed him and the giant boot pushed him into the ground.


His last scream was barely audible over the battle-cries and turned into a gargle when the unstoppable weight settled. As Janna raised her right foot again to get closer to Sir Ludwig the young man became the first victim of the fight.


When the flattened corpse was revealed as the giantess took yet another unstoppable step towards the keep the soldiers became furious. Some dropped their pikes and hauled themselves at the mighty feet in an attempt to climb up and try their luck with their side arms. Janna ignored them. She just kept taking small, careful steps until she was close enough to bend down and address Sir Ludwig from up close.


"Thank Phex you are here!" Ludwig hollerred at her, frantically looking for attackers that were still climbing the walls. They had been able to repel some of them but they were gaining a foothold on the walls.


"What's going on?" Janna asked again. "Why are these men fighting?"


"They're the king's men!" Ludwig explained frantically. "They want to destroy us! And You! Argh!"


In the last moment he noticed a heavily armoured knight that rushed past Lares to Ludwig's right. Lares was fighting two light swordsmen at once. Ludwig raised his sword to block the knight's blow that would have cut a man in two if left un-parried. He tried to sweep at the knight's feet but the man skill-fully dodged the attack and hurled his sword over his head to deliver another mighty blow.


Using the momentum of the failed attack Ludwig hurled his sword over his own head and was able to parry once again, leaving the edges of their blades digging into each other.


"Usurper!" The knight growled and pulled Sir Ludwig close to him, hitting his opponents face with his helmet. The lord was knocked back which freed the swords again, Ludwig barely being able to hold onto his one. Sensing his opponents weakness the knight charged with another mighty blow but Ludwig was once more able to defend himself.


The knight knew his advantage however and rammed his opponent with his heavy ring-mailed shoulder. Sir Ludwig was thrown onto his back, his sword sliding over the cold stone, out of reach. The victorious fighter stood over him raising his sword for the final blow when Janna noticed that she could no longer stay inactive. Catching the knight off guard she took him in between her thumb and index finger, lifting him away from the tiny lord. It seemed that only now he acknowledged her, starting to scream angrily and thrusting his long sword into her finger.


"Ouch!" Janna exclaimed and dropped the man.


The knight fell a few meters deep by comparison but his armour saved him from any major injury as he crashed on top of the stone wall. He was a battle-hardened fighter and quickly found back to his feet only to look into the glaring giantess's face.


Janna cocked her index finger behind her thumb and quickly gave the man a flick. To her surprise, it sent him flying over the small courtyard and the opposite wall as well, down the hill that Ludwig's keep had been built upon. Pieces of ring mail were flying off him whilst he tumbled through the air.


Janna noticed one of Sir Ludwig's men whom she had seen before, skill-fully defending himself against two attackers at once. Aiming carefully she flicked the first one off the wall as well before she took the other in between her fingers and lifted him to her face. After she had made sure that he had dropped his sword, Janna threw him into her mouth and started chewing. His clothes and chain mail made no difference to her at all except for spoiling the taste a tiny bit.


With a sweep of her hand she disposed of the ladders leaning against the battlements, sending countless swordsmen tumbling to death and injury. After flicking some more of the king's soldiers off the walls she turned her attention to the army at her feet.


-


Meanwhile Laura lingered at the edge of the forest, luring the skirmishers on horseback closer to her to risk a shot. She didn't like being poked with needles and, Sir Ludwig's men or not, these little guys would die.


Getting an idea, she yanked a massive oak tree out from the ground and used it as a brush to sweep the riders off their horses. They didn't stand a chance. They tried to avoid the massive tree coming at them but it was much too quick and the giantess wielding it much too agile and a thousand twigs swept them off their horses sending them to the ground leaving many with injury and some dead.


Laura grinned at her tiny victims and took her time with them. The first one had his lower half buried under his injured horse and couldn't even move when Laura's foot came down on top of him. Not without personal satisfaction, she crushed him as slowly as possible until his body became one with his animal under the pressure.


She noticed a next one, frantically crawling away from her.


"Aww, are you hurt?" She whispered with a grin. "Here, let me help you."


She pushed him down with her big toe until he was pinned and then continued until he was mush. Next, she spotted a horse that made it back to it's feet and took off without it's rider who was stumbling into the opposite direction. She violently stomped the animal into the ground before turning her attention to the tiny guy that had been riding it.


While going after him Laura noticed another one that tried to cover himself with greens as a camouflage. She just squashed him flat without breaking her stride.


"Come here, little guy, I wanna play!" She laughed as she caught up with the runner.


Putting her foot in his path she saw him slide to the ground before getting back up and trying his luck running into the opposite direction. Again, Laura put her foot in his path and came to a tumbling halt, fearfully looking up at the giantess's face.


"Please, don't kill me!" He begged and threw himself to his knees.


"Lick my toes." Laura commanded playfully and put her foot next to him.


After a short moment of hesitation he picked himself up and obediently licked Laura's big toe, embracing it with both his hands, while shooting fearful glances at her face. Laura relished the power rush and felt herself becoming aroused.


"Please don't crush me!" He cried again as she lifted her toe a little to force him to lick the bottom of it.


Ignoring his pleas, Laura lowered her toe until she could feel him squirm underneath, still licking for his life, before she pushed down hard and gave it a little twist. A gasp escaped her lips when she felt him crush.


-


King Aele was starting to question his strategy. The immediate idea had been to bring the giantess to a fall and have the lance riders charge but realizing that would not happen, the lancers stood idly by, awaiting his command. Some where already looking for which way provided the best route of escape.


'Bloody mercenaries.' He thought. What he had thought to be early successes in the battle turned out to be something else entirely while the giantess had already relieved the keep of the pressure he had put on it.


The men were still surrounding her feet at the bottom of the hill, stabbing at them but she didn't seem to pay them much attention any more. Until now.


She had picked up a sword fighter from the top of the hill carelessly dropped him onto the army. The man fell, screaming, before becoming unluckily impaled on one of the pikes, showering it's carrier with blood. And then the giantess was looking down again.


-


Janna wasn't really sure if she was supposed to feel sorry for what she was about to do. She did pity the fools at her feet though, who were going to die in their stupid effort to serve their stupid king. Nonetheless, it had an awesomely powerful touch to be invincible. It put a smirk on her face.


She raised her foot and moved it over a particularly tightly packed part in the formation. She could almost see the tiny faces turn from battle rage to fear. Then she brought it down.


The sickening crunch of breaking pikes, helmets, armour and bodies squelching under her unforgiving sole was enough to send the idle lancers into retreat. Foot soldiers forced their way away from the giant foot and anyone who had still been trying to climb up fell down on top of his comrades.


Lifting her foot, Janna inspected the liquefied bodies. No one had survived the mighty stomp, even the one's that only got half way under her foot and popped under the pressure. Stomp, and another part of the army was gone, chaos ensuing all over the place but Janna wasn't going to let them retreat just yet.


Her smirk grew wider and wider as she now used both feet to rhythmically stamp up and down, stomping the army into the dirt. Soldiers dropped their weapons and tried to scramble away from her but most of them quickly found a squishy end in her footprints.


As the ranks thinned out, a giggle escaped Janna's mouth as she watched straggler for straggler disappear beneath her foot. The place turned into a swamp of blood and body matter, producing horrible squelching noises with each time her boot sunk into the ground.


-


Sir Ludwig stood on the battlements and rejoiced in watching the massacre. This horrible monster could not only make him king of Andergast, it could make him emperor of the world. Still there was a drop of bitterness in watching so many good fighters perishing under the gargantuan foot falls.


"Nothing except a battle lost could be half as horrible as this. By the gods, my lord, what have you done?" Lares pondered, looking down. For a man of such unscrupulousness it was quite a statement indeed.


-


Somewhere in the back of her head, Janna realized that she was treating conscious almost-human beings like ants but decided to be practical about the situation. Anyone crushed today would not be there to fight tomorrow. She tracked two tiny soldiers with her foot who then started to split up. When her foot came down on the left one the other stopped, stretched out his hand fell to his knees.


Janna laughed more evilly that she had ever before and twisted her foot. "Did I smush your tiny friend? Ha, sorry!"


Making bad things happen to bad people made her happy. And then she went on to go and kill others, leaving the devastated guy alone.


-


King Aele had helplessly watched his cavalry retreat and his infantry being slaughtered. The scout, earlier that day, had been right. They didn't stand a chance against a giantess' might. When half his army had already been crushed to paste his horse decided to flee as well, throwing the mighty king of it's back and into the dirt. Weighed down by his heavy and recently quite ill-fitting plate and mail he got up in the horribly reeking mud and found that the giantess had overlooked him. Her back turned towards him, she happily trod on his fleeing men, mercilessly crushing them into pulp.


Seeing his chance, he stumbled through the dirt towards the forest. Away, he thought, just away from this madness. He'd try to raise a peasant army, as large as possible and get the best engineers he could pay, perhaps even Horasian ones, to build giant machines, scorpions, catapults, to try and kill off the giants that way. It was either that or appeasing them as Ludwig had apparently chosen to do.


Aele spotted one of the female Thorwalsh who had dug herself into the mud in order to avoid detection. Their eyes met as he stumbled past her and he thought nothing of it but after a few more steps he could hear her roar from behind.


"Uargh!" She screamed and jumped his back, bringing him down to a fall and tumbling along with him. She was barely armoured and quicker at her feet than he was, using her advantage to deliver a kick to his face. He fell to his back again and the woman picked up a broken spear from the ground.


While the king was standing up she kept beating his back and shoulders, her blows however defeated by Aele's armour. He drew his sword and the two looked at each other for a moment. She was a Thorwalsh indeed, a huge, muscular, big chested shield maiden with curly, fire-red hair, painted leather vest and sail cloth britches in white and red stripes running down the length of her legs.


Theirs were a folk of fishermen, seafaring raiders and pirates, fortune seekers and the such like who were proud of their freedom and independence, taking particular pride in the fighting strength of their shield maidens. In Thorwal, women were known to beat their husbands just as much as taking it. Aele had no love or patience for such a queer people.


"What are you doing, woman?!" He screamed at her. "I bought your loyalty, stand down!"


The response was immediate and brutal. With another scream she came charging at him, thrusting her broken spear at his neck. He beat it away with sword and abruptly carried out a riposte but only managed to strike the woman's head with the flat side.


Bleeding from a cut on her forehead the woman swung her spear at his head, hitting but only delivering a minor blow thanks to the helmet. While King Aele lifted his sword to deliver a sharp blow this time, the mercenary countered with a risky thrust at his sword arm.


With a shatter, the tip of the spear punched through ring mail and gambeson and through the king's wrist, crunching out from the other side, bloody red and dripping.


"Aaaahrgh!" He screamed in pain and the sell-sword yanked at the spear, breaking his wrist completely. His expensive sword fell to the ground and came to a quavery hold, sticking in the mud.


-


Having finished the annoying skirmishers Laura had seen the lancer cavalry's retreat and went after them. Running at full speed it didn't take long for her to catch up with them and the men and horses noticed the gargantuan foot falls behind. Trees in Laura's way were brutally crushed and it didn't take long until the first riders were carelessly flattened among them.


She slowed down to a jogging pace and playfully had her feet land on the fleeing men, enjoying the feeling of horse and rider squish equally under her. Give or take a few lucky survivors who managed to ride into the brush and hide, Laura was happy with the hunt and slowed down to halt to catch her breath before she returned over to the keep. Along the way, she saw the dozens of unlucky riders, squashed, deeply embedded in her foot prints.


-


The last stragglers of the infantry who had made it the farthest were worn out and Janna took a casual stroll around the immediate battlefield, squashing people flat. Many were injured, most probably having been trampled on by horses and other men. On her way back to the keep she noticed two figures on the ground whom she had evidently overlooked. She was going to finish them off as well when she noticed that one had more fancy armour on than the others and was being held hostage by a female, knife to the throat.


"Halt!" The tiny female screamed at the top of her lungs but Janna was unimpressed.


"Let me guess." Janna mused and leaned closer. "You're going to tell me why I shouldn't squish you."


The tiny woman made a step backwards.


"I have captured the king!" She said with a strong, raspy voice. "He's worth more to you alive than dead!"


Janna's face lit up. She had never expected to find the king among the soldiers, although in retrospect it made very much sense. He could have ended up beneath her, unnoticed, crushed beyond recognition like so many others and no one would have known. Still Janna decided to play a little game.


"And what makes you think that?" She asked playfully, grinningly leaning even closer.


The tiny woman didn't budge.


"He's the key to the kingdom!" She reasoned. "That lord Ludwig will want him alive!"


That statement was undeniably true. Holding the king alive could make putting Ludwig in his place a thousand times easier. Also, Janna was beginning to think that she had killed enough people for one day.


"Fine." Janna gave in. "What do you want?"


"Free passage back to Thorwal!" The fierce little fighter demanded. "And my weight in gold!"


Janna was equally offended and amazed by such bold bravery. After all, once the king was hers there was nothing to stop her from killing the tiny female.


"Alright, you shall have it." She said simply. "Now give him to me."


The Thorwalsh shield maiden eyed her suspiciously for a moment before she asked: "Do I have your word?"


Janna nodded, confused as to how this could actually be working. Perhaps the woman was just stupid, or else she was deeply believing in some honourable code of conduct. Spattered in mud and blood as the little one was, Janna found that hard to believe. Perhaps it was just panic and post traumatic stress after all.


The she-warrior pushed the king forward and gave him a kick in the back, sending him face first into the mud. Janna wasted no time and took him into her hand, raising back up to intimidate the tiny woman.


"Actually," She began with a smirk, "I think I'll just squash you flat."


"You can't!" The woman said, upset. "You gave me your word!"


"What are you going to do about it?" Janna asked amusedly and raised her foot.


"Fine!" Came the angry reply. "Crush me then! I will join my forefathers in Swafnir's halls and drink and feast with them in eternity! Crush me!"


That turned the whole thing on it's head for Janna. She was impressed and could also not overlook the fact that this was likely a person from a different culture than Andergast according to observation. Her clothes, her manners and her accent, all were different and she was fierce and admirable on her own merit.


She set her foot aside: "Okay. I'll let you live. You can go home."


"I'm not going home empty handed!" The tiny woman countered, stubborn as a stone. "Crush me or pay me! I am owed coin and plunder!"


"Again, little girl." Janna sighed. "You can't force me to do either, can you?"


The tiny thing roared and charged at Janna's feet.


Meanwhile Laura had joined the scene and amusedly watched the ridiculous exchange.


"She makes it sound like some Scandinavian Viking culture." She observed. "Let me have her, I'll add what she can tell me to my notes. I might even pay her cultural sphere a little visit. What do you think? A trip to the sea?"


While the Thorwalsh woman hacked at Janna's boots with her tiny knife Janna shrugged her shoulders: "I think we're seriously at war now, Laura. Ludwig might need our help and protection a few times more."


"Let him raise an army to protect him." Laura suggested. "Once he's done that we are more free. We can go around the country and persuade this or that little lord to join his cause. Or squish them altogether."


"Sounds solid." Janna sighed and gave the woman at her feet a gentle flick, putting her on her back and pinning her knife wielding hand with her index finger. "Let go of the knife. Or I'll squish your arm. With or without it, you're coming with us."

Chapter 5 by squashed123
Author's Notes:

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"The battle is over. We have won!" Ludwig announced to the people in the courtyard. They cheered and the gate was opened, people running over each other to collect booty from the corpses. Good steel, weapons and armour were expensive and it was common for the simple folk to carry off as much as possible after a battle.


Upon seeing the battlefield however, their fervour halted quickly and they froze on the edge of the steep hill, watching the gruesomely squashed bodies laid out before them. Silently they marched on, collecting what little was left intact. The crows were already having a feast.


Laura had put the female prisoner into the pocket of her pants and Janna went back over to the keep to put the injured king down by Sir Ludwig's side. Scavenging people and birds alike ran out of her way though she was especially careful not to tread on any of them.


"Come." Janna encouraged her friend who reluctantly followed through the mud.


Sir Ludwig was alight with joy.


"You have captured the king!" He cheered. "Oh what a great day this is, what a good deed you have done! On this day I shall proclaim myself the rightful king of Andergast, ruler of it's people. Let all men perish who question my reign!"


Lares knelt down next to him, Aele just stood there holding his bleeding wrist.


Laura regarded them sceptically. The old king looked like a king should, to her feeling, wearing splendid, shiny armour over a large beer belly. He was older than Ludwig, grey hair already showing in his full beard. Ludwig was tall and slender, with short, thin black hair and a ruff stubbly beard in his face. His attire was simple. A coal black tunic over a chain mail hauberk, black trousers and boots.


Lares was shorter than the king but broader built. His attire looked as though he had picked it together from other things, leather, fur, cloth, mail and even a patch of plate. It would have been befitting any simple cut throat but his cunning eyes and perpetual smirk made him look both intelligent and dangerous.


In an awkward move Janna knelt down down as well and smiled happily. Laura raised an eyebrow.


"So, my new king." Janna addressed the puny little lordling. "What should we do now?"


"We shall feast, righteous giantess!" King Ludwig announced, spreading his arms and smiling to her face.


The wagons with the food had been destroyed by King Aele's soldiers when it had become clear that they wouldn't need it for a prolonged siege. Then, while pursuing the fleeing men, Janna's uncaring feet had stepped on a lot of things along with their victims. Most of it was dirty purée.


"I'm sorry, my lord.", Janna began slowly, "While I am very hungry, I fear there is not much left to feast upon."


"Worry not, righteous one!" Ludwig proclaimed. "I'll have Lares here bring more food, once he has brought our prisoner to the dungeons."


Lares bowed down and grabbed the old king by the arm, forcefully pulling him over to the stairwell that led to the courtyard.


"This will not stand, usurper!" Aele spat as he was dragged past Ludwig. "The druids will find a way to tame your monsters. And then, may the gods have mercy on your soul, you will pay for your treachery!"


"Quit your yapping and move." Lares hissed but Laura intervened.


"Wait." She called. "What did you say about druids?"


"Probably just a religious superstition." Janna threw in and Ludwig concurred.


"The druids and witches haven't done anything meaningful since the dawn of man!" He jeered. "Whenever we find one of them causing mischief on one of the villages we have them burned at the stake!"


"It was Vengyr himself who told me of your plans, usurper!" King Aele growled, foaming from his mouth with rage. "He will not rest until you and your giants are dealt with!"


"Can the druids cast magic and turn into animals?" Laura inquired excitedly.


King Aele looked at her as if she was a stupid child: "Of course they can. What else would they do, you giant kitchen wench!?"


Lares hit him in the face and dragged him on while Laura victoriously turned to Janna.


"See?" She cheered in English. "I told you."


"That means nothing." Janna told her off. "People in the middle ages believed in dragons and stuff, doesn't mean they were real."


"Sir Ludwig." Laura began after a short pause, speaking the common tongue again. "Can you capture a witch or a druid and show them to us?"


While he was just opening his mouth to speak a sudden gust of wind blew his hair and tunic forward before he himself was lifted off the ground, thrown forward over the battlements and down the hill. Quick-witted as she was, Laura reached forward and caught the new king in mid air, saving him from tumbling to his death.


Seemingly out of nowhere a man had appeared in the courtyard, old and dirty looking, his hand extended towards where Ludwig had stood. He faced the dumbfounded giantesses for a second before he began to speak.


-


Vengyr had stood idly by in the forest, grimly watching the slaughter. He had heard Shiela's call that the giants had risen again and assumed that it was true, for Shiela was known to be truthful and reliable. She was young though, and hadn't been there, back when Vengyr and the others had banned the giants into the mountains, thousands of summers ago. She couldn't know that these were no giants as the world had seen them before. These creatures were much bigger and more powerful and had an utterly foreign aura to them.


For the first time since he could remember, Vengyr was clueless. Clueless and enraged. The giantesses had slain all these people not only with indifference but with joy. He knew that common giants were incredibly resistant to magic and he could only guess how using magic on these behemoths would turn out.


Mind altering spells were the perk of the druids, the one thing they excelled in over the mages in their colleges, and Vengyr was the eldest and mightiest among them. If anyone stood a chance against the giant monsters, it was him.


Turning into a murder of crows he had flown into the castle and hidden until the new king's lackey vanished into the bergfried to bring Aele down to the dungeons.


He stepped out of the shadows and summoned a gust of wind that blasted Ludwig off the battlements with a single blow. He despised killing but sometimes it was necessary to try and fix the world.


"Giants!" He addressed the behemoths before him. "Your existence is in defiance of the laws of the world. We shall not have you!"


His eyes widened as he tried to enter the giantesses' mind. Striking them with fear, as he could do with any common man, failed completely. Putting them to sleep, making them attack each other, any spell that worked on human beings failed as well.


"Did you make that wind?" The taller giantess asked, staring at him with huge, dim-witted eyes.


Vengyr ignored her but was already close to running out of ideas. He picked up a pebble from the ground, spun and hurled it at her gargantuan face.


"You do not belong!" He screamed and in mid air the pebble turned into a massive stone that struck the giantess on her forehead. The stone would have crushed any man but compared to her it was merely a pebble still.


Nonetheless she flinched back and muttered her discomfort, but that was a lot less than Vengyr had hoped and expected. There was a common druid spell that allowed one to control any beast of the wild but didn't work on humans at all. Vengyr decided to give it a try, lest he be entirely useless here, mightiest druid or not.


-


"See I told you there was ma..." Laura began but lost complete control of her speech and motor skills mid-sentence.


"What's wrong?" She heard Janna ask next to her but as much as she tried, she couldn't answer.


Janna concernedly observed her friend who had a calm, utterly indifferent look on her face.


Laura noticed her own body do things she hadn't told it to. As if she had taken a back seat within her own self she watched herself through her own eyes lift the tiny lord in her hand and to her face.


"What are you doing?" Janna asked perplexed but still Laura had no capacity to answer.


She watched helplessly as her body put Sir Ludwig in between her thumb and index finger and started to squeeze. He screamed terribly for a moment before his organs were forced outwards through his mouth and his chest popped open.


Janna's jaw dropped as she saw Ludwig smush in between Laura's fingers.


"Wha...wha...why.." She stammered bewilderedly and looked back up to her friend's indifferent face. Laura looked like a zombie.


Laura watched herself take a swing with her left hand at her friend's head. The strike hit Janna unprepared and the girl cried and fell to the ground. A few unlucky peasants and soldiers were buried under the gargantuan body and the others noticed the commotion and started to flee.


Quickly Laura was over her, the pale expression still in her eyes, grabbing Janna's throat and starting to squeeze. Janna was heavier and stronger than Laura but the sudden and unexplainable ferocity with which her friend attacked her caught her off guard.


"Laura, please!" She croaked, fighting against the choke which only made Laura squeeze harder. Frantically, Janna grabbed at Laura's hands and arms but it was no use. With every second she became weaker. In a last attempt to safe herself she lifted her butt off the ground and drove her knee forcefully into Laura's side.


Laura groaned and fell off her, killing a few more fleeing bystanders in the process.


"What the fuck are you doing?!" Janna screamed at her as she scrambled back to her feet. Wasting no time with a reply Laura came charging at her again but this time Janna was prepared. Using her longer arms, She was able to hold Laura at bay, her weight allowing her to withstand Laura's attempts to wrestle her to the ground.


While they fought, many of the tiny people at their feet ended up crushed without notice, innocent victims in the wrong place at the wrong time. Janna racked her brain to explain Laura's behaviour. Sudden psychosis seemed to be an option and in the absence of any tranquillizers posed a serious problem. The idea that the figure in the courtyard had something to do with it seemed obvious, yet utterly implausible.


Still, Janna was going to rule out the possibility, slowly wrestling Laura closer to the keep. Laura seemed to see through her plan though and did everything to keep her away from it. Fed up, Janna struck her friend's head with her own and kicked her away to gain some space before sprinting towards the keep, determined not to give Laura any more time.


"Wait!" She heard Laura call in the language of the aliens but it was too late. Victoriously, Janna jumped into the air, spinning around her own axis and landing on the tiny hill with the keep on top, her butt covering it perfectly. The stonewalls, the buildings and the bergfried crumbled easily under her weight and anything in or among them was crushed flat in an instant.


-


All of the five people in the keep who hadn't gone looting were killed. First Ludwig's wife, a mental child in the body of a woman so fat that she hadn't left her bed in over a year. She was struck dead by falling stones before Janna's butt squished her.


Second was the daughter of a miller, a gorgeous little thing that had become Ludwig's playmate after he had forced himself upon her a couple of times. Not sharing her lover's enthusiasm for the giantesses she had stayed inside, hiding beneath the bed they shared when the commotion started outside.


Third was Vengyr, too slow to leave Laura's head, only being able to see through his own eyes a last time before he was squashed against ground of the courtyard. His body popped like that of any common man would.


Fourth was King Aele, presumably the rightful king of Andergast again after Ludwig had been squished by a Vengyr-controlled Laura. However Andergast lost another King within under two minutes of the first one when Janna's weight compressed the entire hill beneath her, burying the king alive in his dungeon cell.


Lares had almost survived because he noticed the fight outside from within the dungeons. The large doors of the cells rattled and the hanging cages swung back and forth from the tremors of the heavy footfalls. The turn key was off duty due to the lack of prisoners after Janna had so willingly devoured all of them but Lares had the key to the dungeons as well. He opened the tiny iron gate to the canal that was used to dispose of dead prisoners, spoiled food and excrements and led downwards to the bottom of the hill.


It smelled horribly but Lares covered his nose and mouth and jumped inside. Ever faster by the second he slid over the wet stones before he splashed into a stinking pool of shit and rotten food. Decaying bodies mitigated the impact. That was when Janna came down on the keep.


The castle wall at the back of the keep was toppled over by her enormous behind, broke into pieces and came down directly on top of the poor man.


"I told you." Were his last whispered words before the stones buried him.


-


Laura felt her motor skills coming back to her and her face reacting to her feelings as well. Her side and her head hurt were Janna had struck her but she was happy to have control over herself again. Janna sat on top of the flattened holdfast and eyed her suspiciously.


"Got enough?" She asked and raised a brow.


"Janna, I'm so sorry!" Laura began sobbing. She was shaking and terrified.


Janna grimly rubbed her head where Laura had hit her: "So there is magic."


Tears filled Laura's eyes. She was scared, paralysed and felt violated. She sunk down on the ground and cried bitterly. Soon she felt Janna's warm embrace around her.


"Shhhh." Janna cooed. "It's alright. It's over. He's dead."


"I want to go home!" Laura sobbed, burying her face in her friend's shoulder.


"I don't think we'll ever get home." Janna pondered with a calm voice that surprised even herself. "I'm starting to think this might not even be the same god damn dimension."


"What?" Laura looked up at her friend's face in bewilderment.


"Think about it." Janna explained as if it wasn't all that horrible. "Ships don't crash like that for no reason. If we got sucked into a black hole however...have you seen the way fire burns on this planet?"


"Yes...no..." Laura stuttered as she was trying to remember.


"Now a small flame like we've seen few times should look like a candle or something, not a shrunken camp fire which it fucking does on this planet. I was startled for the first time by how thin the flames burned when I cooked the animals. The flame from the Bunsen burner looked freakish as well. I thought it was due to different air pressure but honestly, we would have noticed something from that as well. Then there's cloud forming, the way the rain behaves, all the little differences."


"On top of that..." Janna added closing Laura into her arms again. "...fucking magic?! Mind controlling druids that make you attack your friends and summon gust of winds and giant stones that fly through the air? There might as well be dragons out there as far as I'm concerned."


"But how did we survive all that?" Laura asked, her voice muffled by Janna's shirt.


"I don't know." Janna sighed and looked into the distance. "I guess life is funny that way..."


They sat like that for a couple of minutes before they started to asses the aftermath of the incident. Ludwig's keep was flattened and the hill it sat on top of partially disintegrated. Janna's marvellous jeans clad behind had shaped the ground.


"I feel bad for Lares." Laura said after inspecting the site. "He looked like a witty guy."


"Well, he's somewhere in there." Janna frowned and dug out a few stones that had been pushed into the ground, stacking them on top of each other like toy blocks. "I feel worse about Ludwig though."


Laura sighed in response.


"I'm sorry. I couldn't control myself." She repeated and lowered her head.


"It's okay." Janna said, trying to cheer her up with a forced shrug. "He was probably just a monster like the old king."


It didn't even feel much like a lie at all.


"But I thought you..." Laura began before Janna cut her off.


"You were right about the food." She said. "I guess I just needed something to believe in. Something to cling to."


"Hmm." Laura began and reached into her pocket. "Eww, the Viking girl is smeared all in my jeans!"


"Is there anybody we didn't squish around here?" Janna asked half-jokingly and started to look around.


"I saw some of them get away. Lucky shrimps." Laura laughed in response.


"They'll tell the tale of what happened here." Janna said grimly again. "With us being here, no lord will want to be heir of this land. Without a lord, the people will try to get away as far as possible before outlaws take the land or a foreign power burns them out. Or we eat them all once they've run out of food."


"Better for them if they want to live I guess." Laura pondered not sure what Janna was getting at.


"But bad for us. Without food from the tiny people we'll starve. I'm not going to hunt tiny animals all day."


"What do you suggest we do?" Laura asked concernedly but Janna already seemed to have her mind made up.


"We have to move." She announced. "Turn as much as we can of our equipment into travelling gear. I think our blankets are rain proof and can be turned into sleeping bags for example. We have to make it south before the winter anyway or we'll freeze to death."


"What will we eat along the way?" Laura inquired further.


"Villages." Janna answered, slightly amused. "We should also check out the capital along the way. Could be fun."


"Didn't you say we shouldn't..." Laura began but was cut off again.


"Forget what I said. We're giants in a fucked up fantasy world. It's what we do. Let's find something to eat, I'm starving already."


-


The girls had returned to the ship first and stripped down to their underwear, their clothes simply too dirty to wear after the fight. Laura had told Janna about the larger village she had found and they agreed to go there and fill their bellies.


"Should I wear my boots in case we encounter any resistance?" Janna had asked.


"Nah." Laura admitted reluctantly, not sure how her friend would react, "I kind of squashed any resistance I met."


Janna froze for a moment before she shrugged.


"Cool."


Upon arriving at the village the tiny people were in shock, as if they hadn't expected to see Laura ever again. Quickly, they fell into old patterns though and gathered were they had gathered before, perfectly leaving out the space were Laura had sat on her last visit. They also started to bring what little food they had left and seized the more beautiful girls as a sacrifice.


"Sorry, peeps." Laura laughed. "I wont be needing any pretty girls today."


"What did you need pretty girls for in the first place?" Janna smirked like an imp.


"Uhhhh, sexy time." Laura admitted, blushing.


A flicker glanced up in Janna's eyes in an instant. She was intrigued.


"How did it turn out?"


"Squishy." Laura responded and both girls laughed.


"Sounds like fun." Janna said, shrugging her shoulders after a short pause before she knelt down and randomly snatched a handful of people off the ground.


"Mhhh, you look yummy!" She taunted them before pouring them into her mouth. Laura watched amazed as Janna's jaw started to move and crush the tiny people into paste.


"Don't look at me like that." Janna protested after noticing the look. "We're in another fucking dimension, we can do whatever we want."


"But you've changed so much." Laura mentioned and gave Janna a serious look.


"Of course I have." Janna responded seriously. "I have killed a few hundred people today, then our plan went down the drain, some magical druid mind controlled you and we will probably never get home."


While it was a tantrum to some extend it didn't sound as hysterical as by any rights it should have.


"Are you alright though?" Laura asked concerned.


"You know what?", Janna began and lifted her foot above the crowd. "I feel alright for the first time since we fucking got here."

Chapter 6 by squashed123
Author's Notes:

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Chapter 6

The self appointed giant-slayers crowded the empress's throne hall. Dari noticed that they had divided up by rank and social status, knights and renowned warriors at the front, common sell swords and fortune seekers at the back. Five short but bulky brothers, called 'the dwarfs' by everyone else, had even brought their giant ballista into the hall.

Dari was disguised as a southerner. Black leather boots and brown britches, a fine white shirt under a black leather west and a hat, black as well, with an absurdly long feather tugged under a leather rim. She could speak the accent of the southerners well enough to fool anyone here.

"We can shoot a heavy spear a mile far.” Dari had heard the 'dwarfs' boast to some knight who had argued that the giants would spot them and lay waste to the apparatus before there would be any time to fire. The hall was enormous, the largest of it's kind built by mankind but it was not every day that common people were let inside, much less be allowed to lay eyes on the empress. Xaviera, empress of Gareth, was but a sickly girl of ten, having come to power unexpectedly when the rest of her family burned alive in their wheel house on their way to some holy place in the east. Surely, she just sat there as a token of legitimacy to her advisors who had divided the real power amongst themselves.

Dari saw them, standing besides the massive golden throne. There were honourable knights in shining decorated armour, wealthy fat men in expensive silks, a few mages in their robes and a representative of each of the twelve gods.

Praios was the highest of the gods and his high priest, holding the sceptre of the sun, looked grimly into the crowd. His thin lips twitched unkindly and his narrow eyes seemed to spot abomination where ever they looked.

A Rondra priestess was standing right next to him, proudly wearing a fierce lion on her chest and wielding a flame-edged sword as befitting a representative of the warrior goddess.

The other priests were clothed in embroidered robes bearing the symbols of their gods, only the Ingerim priest looked like a common black smith, though even more muscular.

"Silentium!" The Rondra priestess announced, spreading her arms wide. "Her royal highness has decreed that it be in the interest of the throne to slay the giants that are plaguing the empire of Gareth. Anyone who can prove to have slain a giant will receive their own weight in gold, thrice over!"

Dari chuckled at the sight of a very fat sell sword who slapped his large belly. If he was to kill one giant, she would have to kill at least four to make as much gold as him.

Three days ago giants had come out of the mountains and started to cause problems in the country side. Dari had always thought the old tales to be nothing but fables but apparently there was more truth to them than she knew. Word on the streets was that some mighty druid had died and some mighty ancient spell with him, allowing the giants to rise once again. But then again, others called them a punishment of the gods, or better yet nameless summonings of demon worshippers.

Dari didn't know which was true, only that nine meter tall beasts walked the lands, plundering and killing at their heart's content. To prove the word of the throne, a giant wooden scale had been erected and, accompanied by the cheering of the crowd, an enormous man walked onto one side while the other was being piled with gold until the scale was even.

"Ugo, Ugo, Ugo!" the crowd cheered. The brutal looking knight Sir Ugo Tannhaus had assumed the name Ugo Giantsbane as he was the first and only one so far who had been able to slay a giant. The taverns of the city were full of talk of his bravery. While sell swords attacked the giant from the front, Sir Hugo had ridden around the beast and driven his lance through it's knee from full gallop. The giant fell but fought on, killing anyone it could grasp.

Sir Ugo had then dismounted, ordered the other soldiers into the breach and slipped in while the beast was crushing the heads of two others. He pushed his two handed great sword through the giant's chin up into it's brains, killing it instantly.

When Dari would try her luck at a giant, she'd be more efficient, she thought. Slip in quickly and quietly and kill the beast with poison. Of course, a giant wouldn't fall to just any poison that would kill a common man. As an accomplished assassin, Dari's supplies of those were enormous but one had to have a more rare and potent brew to bring down a giant. She had brought the vial of Zorgan's Dread with her, a thick, black liquid.

Possession of such a substance was punishable by death but Dari wasn't scared at all. Most of the weapons she carried hidden about her person would earn her the flaying rack anyway. A jaw stabber, a gut ripper and the Mengbillar, a razor sharp, hollow dagger, made for injecting poison into an unsuspecting victim.

The substance had been terribly expensive as well, but Dari wasn't in this for the money. It was boredom and a taste for prestige. As of late she had rejected some very easy yet disproportionately lucrative contracts just for the reason of them being too boring. Without a sense of danger, even killing a man could be a dull experience.

A sense of unease tingled in Dari's neck. Someone was watching her. She could almost always tell when someone was watching her. She squeezed past another bulky, mail-clad sell sword and rushed to the side of the hall without drawing any attention.

"Is there a privy, some place here, where a young lady might squat down?" She approached a guardsman in flawless southern accent. Southerners always talked bluntly.

"Over there, there is." The lad pointed her to the other side of the hall. Giving him a thankful smile, she turned around to see if she could spot who was following her. There, amongst the crowd stood another one of the guardsmen, dimly staring at her, not paying the spectacle Sir Ugo made with his gold any mind. He looked in far worse condition than any of the other guards in the hall though. He didn't belong here.

As quickly as a shadow, Dari made her way to the other side of the hall, keeping a good deal of flesh in between herself and the stranger. How could she have been spotted so easily, and if the guard knew who she was, why wasn't he raising the alarm? She pretended to go into the privy but slipped behind another guard's back as soon as she was out of his field of vision. Without making so much as a sound she slipped through another door and found herself in a dimly lit corridor, used by servants to bring food and supplies to the main hall. They were empty now.

Already, she heard something move in front of the door and hopped into a corner so that the open door would conceal her. When the door was closed she saw him, dirty and ogrish looking, his small eyes darting into every corner. In a split second the jaw stabber was in her hand and she had stabbed him, lighting fast, in and out the soft spot under the jaw. Blood came rushing out of his wound and with a soft, gurgling squeal he went to his knees and died.

"Hm, most impressive." An amused voice spoke right behind her.

Instinctively, Dari spun around and thrust the blade up into the jaw of who ever was standing there. It was a man, an old one and he was clad in grey robes. The blade went in under his jaw but stopped as if it was unable to penetrate his skin. The two stared at each other for a moment and the man gave her a pitiful look. He was standing right were she had been before but there seemed to be no explanation as to how he had gotten there.

Dari tried again, drawing her blade about his neck, time and again, left, right, the old man's eyes only grew more pitiful and sad. Armatrutz, Dari knew, a spell that could make a mage's skin tougher than armour. She had killed mages before, of course, those were very interesting contracts. When trying to kill a mage, the best cause was to hit him unsuspectedly but of course in this case, the mage wasn't the prey. Dari was. Fear, as dark and poisonous as Zorgan's dread, crept down her spine.

Then suddenly the door opened, and guards came streaming in, overwhelming her, and the last thing Dari saw was a wooden club crashing down on her face. With a horrible 'crack' her world went dark.

-

It had taken hours, pushing herself out of the cold stone of the mountains. Nagash had been exhausted and hungry by the time she was done and when she had glanced back at the massive rock her body had stuck in she saw that she hadn't left a mark, as if she somehow had been one with the matter of the mountains. It was strange and scary to behold, a feeling that she was not used to.

Only faint memories remained of what she had once been, what the world had been. She dragged herself through the mountains and into the woods. No food for two days. When finally she had come upon a lonely hunting cabin she had acted as if she had done this a hundred times before.

Little humans dwelled in the cabin, skinning their day's game. With her last strength Nagash came upon them, the little hunters less than a sixth of her size. One actually managed to get his bow and quill fast enough to shoot an arrow at her but the insignificant sting in her skin was nothing against the empty pains in her stomach. She lifted the bowman with one hand and grabbed his head with the other. When she twisted it off the two others were already on the run.

Nagash's strides outlasted theirs easily and soon the male and the female were right in front of her. When she jumped over them, the man human rushed in front of the girl and drew a pathetic little blade. Nagash didn't even bother to take it off of him when she grabbed his torso and flung him back against the cabin where he crashed through the wall and was nowhere to be seen.

She had forgotten how much she enjoyed killing humans.

"Please don't kill me." The pathetic little human wept while Nagash towered over her. She had fallen to her knees and crept backwards.

Nagash followed her with slow, threatening steps: "What place is this? Answer quickly, before I crush your head!"

She spoke the human tongue well enough, according to her own judgement. Humans on the other hand were too stupid to learn the giants' tongue. None of the slaves had ever been able to acquire it and so the giants had started to learn in order to make their humans more useful.

"The green forest!" The girl was eager with terror.

Nagash exhaled angrily: "There are a thousand places you meagre little worms call green forest!"

Calling a place full of trees with green leaves and needles Green Forest was just the typical, exhausting human stupidity.

"Wha-...No, I..." The girl stammered while she bumped backwards against a stone and came to a halt, "It...It's Angergast. The Kingdom of King Aele by the graces of the gods, please...please don't..."

Andergast, Nagash thought while she forced the tiny head onto the stone that had blocked it's retreat. She had never heard of such a place.

"How much time has passed?" She inquired further and locked the girl's head on the stone with her bare foot.

"What?! I...I do not know, please..." The girl begged before Nagash's foot squashed her head against the stone.

Wiping her feet clean on the grass while she returned to the cabin, Nagash began to understand that the times had changed. She remembered barely how the earth had one day swallowed them all up. Somehow, it seemed, it had released them again.

-

"Ahh, what a pity." Dari heard a ruff, scratchy voice say when she woke up. "Did you have to smash her face in like that?! I like them pretty girls."

Her head was pounding and she couldn't breath through her nose. In fact, her face was a pounding mess too but it felt as if her nose was somewhere where her upper front teeth had been. She swallowed a mouth full of blood and teeth which almost made her gag.

"Pretty? Hehe!" Another voice said, nasal and high pitched and utterly unpleasant. "Down here, you fuck anything that has three holes."

"Or only two." A third voice added, chuckling; deep, hollow and dull.

Dari's right eye slowly adjusted to the light, her left eye was blind. She wasn't even sure if it was still in it's socket. The walls of the dungeons were grey and moist and covered in mildew. Weird apparatuses were standing around and a few tables had all manner of wooden and metallic objects on them. She was seated in a chair, she recognized, and chained to it by her hands and feet.

One of the guards who had overwhelmed her was kneeling in front of her, grinning a horribly toothless smile. His oily skin and hair were shining in the torch light but couldn't betray the fact that he was dirty all over. Dari was almost thankful that she couldn't smell.

Two more guards were standing in the back, regarding her, and it was easy to tell which voice belonged to whom. There was a short and slender one with a face that looked like a rat's and a tall, fat, flat faced one who had a horrible scar running about his temple where his head had probably once been smashed in.

"I think we can rape her few times before the fucking wizard gets here. We can't help it, there's no way out and nothing better to do?!" The closest guard argued. "Face or not, she has some nice little tits and I bet that cunt of hers is fairly decent too. She doesn't look like a common wench for once."

After fondling Dari's breasts with his dirty hands he made to slip his hands down her britches but the fat guard made a threatening step forward: "She is not to be harmed, master said, keep your hands off her."

"Oh, really?" The other guard answered before turning around to face the fat one. "But master Xardas isn't here, is he?! He wont even notice, he's like to kill her anyway."

"Yeah, let's take the bitch for a ride." The rat-looking one agreed and made his way towards Dari. "Bet I can shove my cock down her mouth and she wont even bite, hehe, 'bitch is missing most of her teeth."

"Oh, but master said she is dangerous." The fat guard warned. "He said she is likely to rip off your man parts. Root and stem, he said."

"She doesn't look very dangerous to me." The first guard said and took a step back.

The smaller guard conceded: "Yes, let's fuck her already!"

"Fine." The fat guard spat. "Have some fun. But I get her first!"

"No, I get her first!" The smallest of the guards protested. "Stiff was first the last time. It's my turn!"

"Shut your gub, Rat." Stiff, the ugly one with the oily skin replied. "Fatty went first last time."

"Ohh, she's awake." The fat one noticed, staining himself with his own spittle. "I like it when they squirm. I get first."

When Stiff and Rat began to object he grabbed them both by the neck and squeezed. That was argument enough for them to concede, afterwards.

They took Dari from the chair and pushed her to the ground and held her there. One was holding her arms behind about her chest while the others tore at her britches. Dari tried to struggle but she was too weak. They pulled her britches down and shoved her feet upwards to gain access to her woman hood. She saw that 'Fatty' had pulled out his erect member, tiny in comparison to the rest of his body. He leaned forward and fumbled forward in order to enter her, a task made more difficult by the fact that his belly was so large that he couldn't see his penis. Dari saw her chance.

Leaning forward, slow and way too heavy for his frame, the fat guard's neck became a vulnerable target. Instinctively and faster than he could fathom, Dari pushed his head side ways and a little upwards with her feet, just to the point where the neck was most likely to break. Three quick but powerful kicks against his temple and 'Fatty' sunk to the ground, dead.

"What the..." Stiff, holding her hands, began but Dari was already moving on. She lifted herself in his grip and acrobatically swung atop his shoulders. Surprised, the guard stood up and groped at her but with her britches down there wasn't much to hold on to.

She gave the approaching Rat a quick kick to the face that sent him stumbling backwards before she locked her legs around Stiff's neck and threw herself front over. The man came down with her but Dari twisted sideways with all her might so that she came to rest on top of him, breaking his neck with their combined bodyweight. His death rattle was a short and high pitched squeak. He was just like a pig, Dari thought before she turned to the last guard.

He had used his time to grab a wooden club but he wasn't wielding it at her. Instead he stood and looked at the limp, dead bodies of his comrades. The weapon shook in his hand. Dari jumped to the table with the torture equipment and got a cleaver, big and heavy, with a rusty edge.

"I yield!" The little man squealed and dropped his weapon. "Please don't kill me, I...I'm only a little servant, I'll make it up to you I swear!"

Dari used the time to pull her pants back up and cover her nakedness. Pure hate pulsed through her mind and what little eyesight remained to her was focused only on him. She stood over him and lifted the weapon over her head, ready to take his head off.

"Ohhh, master!" The guard pointed and gestured to where the chair stood. "Help me! Please, help your humble servant, I beg you!"

"I think I remember instructing you not to touch her." The mage's tired voice rang through the dungeon.

Dari spun around to see him step out of the darkness. He wore the same grey robes as before. Even though his mouth was showing a hint of amusement, his eyes were as sad, tired and a thousand miles away.

"Master!" The guard in front of her shrieked. "My deepest apologies! I...It wasn't my idea! It was them! I only went along so that they wouldn't beat me. Help me, please!"

Dari turned back towards the wizard who only cocked his head as if he wanted to see what she would do next. Then she let the cleaver sink.

"Thank you!" The small man began to cry. "Thank you!"

As fast as lightning Dari drew the cleaver through his neck, separating the head from his body. It hit the ground with a thud that was not unfamiliar to her.

"Weren't you going to be merciful?" The mage scolded her with his amused yet somehow sad voice and stepped a little closer.

"I was merciful." Dari spat and turned to face him, cleaver in hand. "A clean, painless death."

The mage lowered his gaze: "A common misconception. Being such a prominent assassin, I thought you would know..."

"If I am a prominent assassin I must have been doing it wrong." Dari argued, only buying time to find a way to escape him.

"Indeed." The wizard chuckled softly. "My experiments have shown, that the severed head of a man lives on for a surprisingly lengthy period of time. He cannot talk, of course, but he will react to being called and look about. Thus, astoundingly, I must conclude that obliterating the brain with a hammer is, ironically, a less painful method of inducing death; without the employment of arcane or alchemical means, of course."

"Those 'experiments' sound like they might get you in trouble with the Praios church." Dari said, contemplating if making a rush for the door or flinging the cleaver was the better option.

He shrugged in response: "What the sun doth not know, doth her no woe."

"Are you a black mage then?" Dari inquired to keep him talking. "You are wearing grey robes..."

"Anyone can don grey robes." He said giving her a tired look. "Now do you want to keep this up or will you fling that cleaver at me? You might just try rushing through the door as well, I shall not stop you."

Dari smelled a trap: "If you are going to kill me then do it already. See how long my head lives on to look about when you cut it off."

"Cutting it off will not improve the condition these fools have left said head in, I fear. More over, I require it connected to the other, well-trained rest of you." He stepped closer and Dari made a step back.

"I would gut you if you didn't hide behind that spell." Dari spat hatefully.

"Oh, no doubt." The mage said with a twist of his mouth. "Thus it may interest you that I am standing here, unprotected."

"As if..." Dari began but he already walked up to the nearest table, took up an axe laid his bare wrist onto the wood. Then he looked her square in the remaining eye. From deep within her, a scream escaped when the axe came crashing down on his very own wrist. He held the stump up and regarded it with some interest, blood gushing out with every beat of his heart.

"You see?" He said, not showing the slightest indication of pain. "You can go ahead and kill me. Although, I am sad to say that would mean I cannot be here to see if you ever make it out of this dungeon. The fat one's flesh will feed you for about two weeks alone, but water is terribly scarce down here."

Dari rushed for the door and pulled at the handle. It cracked and squeaked but it opened. Gleefully she almost ran through it before she stopped herself in the last instant.

Behind the door was nothing but a wall.

-

The little human Nagash had thrown right through his cabin wall was dead. She helped herself to some cold roasted meat and some carrots and potatoes she found. When she had eaten, she took some hides the hunters had prepared for transportation and went to make some primitive clothing to cover herself with. It was barely enough for a loin cloth and a sheet that she wrapped around her chest to keep her breasts from bouncing when she ran, but she was used to wearing clothes like that. It was all a giantess needed.

Her hands had their difficulty working the fine material. What to humans was sturdy, hard, raw leather was rather thin and delicate to her. But she got the job done well enough to have something to cover herself with until she had made some human slaves. For all their stupidity, humans made excellent slaves. They talked and were crafty and could make and build the most astounding and sophisticated things, yet their bodies were tiny and fragile so they didn't need much food and could be put into order most easily.

Until Nagash found a male giant or even a clan to join, the humans had other uses too, although they sometimes broke during the act. It wasn't too bad, there were always some more.

Humans could be dangerous though too. When they were clad in shining armour, it was best to avoid them, Nagash's mother had taught her and shown her a captive human knight. The metal suit crumbled easily when Nagash stepped on him just to see if he would be able to take her weight but she understood that they were better fighters and less likely to run away. Killing running humans was as easy as trampling pigs, although mother had always been mad when Nagash had killed the latter.

"Animals are for eating, humans are for work." She had always said, but somehow Nagash was never scolded for killing humans. The ones who were good at making clothes or cooking were protected of course, but those who looked after animals or cleaned up were never missed when Nagash killed them out of boredom. Her mother did it too, she had noticed early, sometimes for being in her path, sometimes for talking, sometimes for doing nothing at all. The ones she took during the night never lived to tell the tale and when Nagash was old enough she took them too when she felt like it.

Slaves were not too hard to come by. Most villages and farms were protected poorly and made for easy prey. Nagash had joined a few raids on villages and once she had even attacked a farm all by herself. The old father and his three sons had tried to fight her with pitch forks for all the good it did them and the females had run into the woods. Hunting them down was one of the most fun things Nagash had ever experienced.

The old, slow mother had turned around and tried to waste Nagash's time to allow the daughters to escape but the giantess had made short work of her. Then, Nagash had tracked down the group of sisters, stalked them until they slept and captured all of them at once. The youngest had been a sweet little morsel but the others were older, about Nagash's age. Deeply in the comfortable lonliness of the woods, they had helped her to explore that thing between her legs. Thenceforth, she always got a little tingly in there when she played with the slaves.

Male giants were very rare and were also called 'ogres'. They didn't stay with a single clan for long but strolled the world, hunting and making slaves to impress a clan of females who would then have him for as long as they saw fit. For protection of their children, the clans lived far away from the humans to avoid becoming a target for their revenge raids and humans came into contact with ogres much more often than with female giants.

That all had been before 'Albino' had made himself king of the giants and organized them to be able to stand against human armies. While Nagash grew and became a woman, the land was laying in ashes and no male giants came to mate with her. Humans were growing scarce as well. Then some day, it must have been the day of a big battle, the sky had turned purple and the earth had swallowed them right up.

The next thing Nagash knew was that she was somehow stuck inside a rock and had to push herself out. She could have taken the girl for a slave, she reckoned, but she wouldn't be staying here for long. The girl would have only slowed her down. Grudgingly she packed as many supplies as she could and made her way into the forest. She followed a beat track she hoped would take her to the next bigger settlement, from there she would try to obtain information about others of her kind in the area and try to join up with them.

Somewhere, there had to be giants in Andergast. She couldn't be the only one to have escaped what ever had banished her into the stone.

-

"All those tools." The wizard pondered "Yet nothing crushes a spirit as quickly as a wall behind a door. You are right, there is no way out of this room."

He lifted his severed hand to his stump and closed his good hand around the cut. After a second he removed it and arm and wrist were one again.

"I can do the same with your face, if you will let me." He offered.

Dari was inclined. Something deep within her screamed for her to let him do it. The stern look she tried to give herself hurt on her broken face.

"I don't care about good looks." She spat, though on the inside she cried for having lost them.

"Of course you do." The mage said tiredly. "They are what has made you the most successful of your kind in Gareth. No need to be offended, my lady. I only mean to say, good looks accompany your deadly skill perfectly. Who might suspect and innocent girl of doing the things that you have done?"

He was right but Dari wasn't going to give in.

"I'm not a lady." She said stubbornly and ground what remained of her teeth.

"Oh, but you have been many times before." He knew. "And you can be anytime again, if you want."

He was right again. For many a contract Dari had disguised herself as a high-born. There was no easier opportunity for a hit on a noble man than those silly masked-balls that the Garethians held, copying a fancy Horasian custom.

"But not as long as you look like this." The wizard added and produced a huge, stained piece of glass that had been treated with quicksilver on the back.

Dari looked at her reflection and tears welled up in her remaining eye, which thankfully blurred her vision. It was horrible. Her face was caved in about where her nose had been, the blind eye had been smashed out of it's socket and stuck somewhere too far on the left, staring into an awkward direction. Her smile, once bright and beautiful and enough to win the charms of any man would send children crying for their mothers now. The rest was green, blue, swollen and bloody. The bruises would heal, and flesh would grow over the cuts, but even though, she was a monster. And an easily recognizable one at that.

"My lady," The mage began apologetically, "I fear my time is scarce. I can restore your face to it's old beauty and get you out of this dungeon but I am afraid I can only do so if you concede to do something for me in return."

"Anything." Dari mumbled and sank to the ground against the wall.

The mage made a step towards her and cocked his head again: "My apologies, little bird, I'm afraid I did not hear..."

"Anything!" She screamed and her voice echoed from the walls of the dungeon.

"Take my hand." He offered and when Dari looked up she found that he was suddenly standing right above her. When she recoiled he smiled at her reassuringly and stretched out his palm only more insisting. Despairing, Dari took it.

It felt as if someone had yanked her upright through a windy canal. She was sitting in a comfortable feather bed with red sheets in a warmly lit room. The walls were black marble and an expensive carpet was laying in front of a burning hearth. A small table was standing in the middle of the room, a scale and a sand clock on it and there were drawers and shelves full of books in the corners, besides other fine pieces of furniture.

She felt rested and strangely at ease, although she had never seen this place before. Immediately, her fingers rushed to her face and felt for the mess that it was. It was gone. Her nose, her eye, her teeth, everything was in place. The bruises were gone too. A small mirror hung by the door and she rushed to it, looking at her dusty reflection. It was as if she'd never been hit at all.

The mage was nowhere to be seen. She was naked, she realized, but a selection of garments had been laid out on a nearby drawer. She skipped through them and found that all were expensive dresses or robes of one sort or the other. When she opened a mighty cabinet, she found more garments, all about her size, as if they had been made to befit her. At the bottom of a stack of gowns she found a red, silken shirt and black leather britches and vest. She donned those eagerly and opened a drawer to look for some shoes.

She found a pair of sturdy black leather boots that fit her perfectly and beneath them a belt that had all her previous equipment on it, nicely concealed in leather sheaths. After putting on the belt she drew the foldable jaw stabber and quietly opened the door. Candles lit a narrow hallway that didn't seem to have any other doors. Quietly, she snuck along towards a larger room that was brightly lit by chandeliers in the shape of five pointed stars.

The room was round and had another exit that seemingly led outside into the early morning. The walls were covered by huge shelves, easily five meters high and stuffed over and over with dusty books and scrolls. She was tempted to go outside but a huge old tome on a lectern caught her attention. It seemed old and ponderous, yet somehow she felt curiously drawn to it.

She flipped it open and began to read. 'These are the records of Xardas,' it read on the first page. Dari flipped through a couple of pages that told of Xardas's life at the mages college of Betana, an institution of the white guild. There were three guilds of mages. The black guild, that was open to most anything in the name of progress but often lost itself in occultism, necromancy, mental illness and demon worship, the grey guild, that was the biggest, apolitical and not trying to overachieve in anything, and the white guild, that was very strict, pious and militaristic. With the Praios church's inquisition the white guild aimed to rid the world of anything unworldly and was thus in constant struggle with it's own existence.

Xardas's records spoke of his experiences at the academy, how he hated being limited by the elder magici and how he started experiments of his own. Dari flipped a few pages and found that he had also tried the grey and the black guild after apparently having escaped the inquisition only barely, but was gravely disappointed with them as well. Then there were pages upon pages of his own work, some of which seemed to come straight out of a nightmare. Some pictures froze the blood in Dari's veins and then she saw that Xardas had done exactly that with a poor subject of his in an attempt to reanimate him after thawing him up again. Apparently, it had failed.

Besides Betana, Dari didn't recognize any of the cities' names that were mentioned here and there. Sometimes there seemed to be old versions of names used today, but there was no way to be sure. Some numbers indicated years but Dari didn't even know what year this one was. It was only something historians and astrologers cared about. Something told her that Xardas's life span had exceeded that of any mortal person greatly.

The few times Xardas had been able to experiment on giants Dari read especially closely. Their physiology seemed similar to that of mankind, only larger. This would come in handy if Dari met a giant at some point. Besides the experiments, historical events were mentioned here and there, most of which Dari had never heard of either.

The purpose of Xardas's doings seemed to be to gain more knowledge, power and ability, but there was no hint as for what he would use those.

Then there was a picture of a fierce looking man with a birds nest in his felted beard and animals of the forest all around him. The sky above him was in thunder.

'The druid Vengyr at the battle of Iron forest,' it read beneath the picture. On the page next to it Dari read: 'According to Hesindeus II the battle went on for three days and two nights. One can only imagine the slaughter. Although he makes no record of total lives lost, it seems that even the number of slain notability exceeds his will to remember. On nightfall of the third day, Vengyr assembled the druids on the mountain of stars. The specifics of their ritual remain a mystery and require further study. The purple colour of the sky suggest an origin in blood magic, the essence of druidic rituality. When hearing emperor Hal claim that Albino could not be destroyed by mortal means, Vengyr left the hall mumbling something about a prison. I must change my disguise when I go to the meetings. People have noted the odd, old man scrubbing the floor every time they are holding council.'

'The giants are gone. Just like that,' it read on the next page, 'Swallowed up by the earth, they say. Vengyr what have you done? Who gave you such power? The old fool will not talk to me and hides in the forest. The white guild found me but wasn't able to put up much of a fight. It seems, for all their piety, I have exceeded their power greatly. I will erect a tower and conduct my studies where I am undisturbed. I must find out what Vengyr did.'

'Vengyr will not show himself to me,' it continued, 'I have put several of his kin to the question but none of them knew where he is. One only told me they were seeking refuge in Andergast. Let's see what the faith's mindless zealots have to say about that. I must find Vengyr. The more I study, the more it seems I am never going to find out what he did. Does he even realize what he has done?'

Then there were endless more gruesome experiments and fruitless torture of people whom Xardas believed to be affiliated with Vengyr before the scripture turned towards more ponderous subjects such as other-worlds, demons and meditation. With every new page, Dari understood less and less and she skipped forward to see if there was anything else of interest further on. Suddenly the writing became erratic:

'Something has shattered the foundations of the world. Something big. The druids have called a gathering somewhere in Andergast. If only I knew where...'

'Giants! Giants have risen again! That can only mean Vengyr the old fool has gotten himself killed. Or worse. His secret must not have died with him. There is a way to extract it from his bones, I know it. I must get to work. I need someone to find Vengyr for me while I work on the formula. I think I have found the right person. I only needs get her to help me...'

"Is that polite, to read someone's records when they are not finished?" The mage's voice called calmly. Dari spun around. He had donned dark purple robes that were covered in runes and glyphs and he looked at her from the entrance to the hallway in his sad, old, tired way.

"I'm sorry, I only..." Dari began but he interrupted her.

"Do you still want to kill me?" He asked and motioned to the knife that Dari had absentmindedly put besides the huge book.

Dari looked at it in embarrassment.

"No." She conceded and hid it back on her belt. "Are...are you Xardas?"

Their eyes locked for a while and suddenly Dari knew.

-

Nagash saw the settlement through the trees. Closer and closer she moved, as silently as she could, always on the look out for anyone who might spot her. Oddly, there was no sound coming from the houses, and when she edged closer she saw that the village lay in ruins.

More than that, it had been obliterated. What she had seen through the woods were only a few last wooden walls, remained standing. The forest had already began to reclaim the human structures but beneath the young ferns Nagash could see shattered wooden planks, torn earth and here and there large numbers of bones. There must be a war raging, she concluded and inspected a few bones closer. It was hard to say how they died because ravens, foxes, wolves and vermin had torn the bodies apart.

Suddenly her nose picked up the sent of smoke and humans. Then she saw it. On the other side of the village a fire burned and meat was roasting. Keeping as low a profile as she could she moved towards it, curious, and hungry again. Someone had made camp in an oval shaped hollow that looked a bit like an enormous footprint, surrounded by bushes of thorn.

Nobody seemed to notice her approach and when she peered over the brush. Nagash saw two human figures. One was a little female, bound by her hands and feet, the other was what her mothers had warned her about. A man in a shiny metal shirt, glittering in the light. He wore a metal hat as well and his long spear was laying next to him. He was apparently eating roasted meat and didn't pay much attention to his surroundings. The girl, however, noticed the giant head, looking down at her and she began to squirm and mumble. Only then did Nagash see that she had been gagged. The man gave her a quick punch in the ribs to shut her up.

Nagash heard her mother's voice in her head: "When you see humans in shining shirts, run! Don't you try and mess with them alone!"

But technically this was only one human, plus his shirt wasn't actually that shiny and Nagash remembered how the knight had crumbled beneath her weight when she had trod on him too. Still she didn't want to be stabbed with that spear. A wound might fester and slow her down enough to make her easy prey for other humans.

The human girl just wouldn't shut up. Nagash pushed herself through the bushes at once, the tiny pricks incapable of punching through her skin, leapt into the air and aimed for the shiny man. He didn't even have time to turn around.

Her feet forced him to the ground and landed square on his upper and lower back. Her weight went right through his tiny frame and a number of cracks told the tale of broken bones. She carefully stepped off of him to see if he was going to put up any more resistance. Blood had squirted out of his mouth and stained the grass next to the head. He was squirming and frantically trying to speak, one hand reaching feebly towards the spear. Nagash stepped on the weapon and broke it in half.

While the girl looked at her in terror, the giantess turned around and sat down square on the broken man, putting an end to his annoying noises. Every now and then she felt a dying twitch underneath her rump while she helped herself to the goat roast that was smouldering over the fire.

-

With the picture of Vengyr in her pocket Dari stood at the gates of Andergast. Xardas had torn the page right out of his records and told her to find his corpse that was supposed to be somewhere in these lands. He had then taken her hand, and after another wooshing sensation they had been standing somewhere in deep forest. He had pointed her towards the city and teleported away, to 'work on the formula' or what ever that meant.

It was beyond Dari why she had been picked for this mission. She was good at tracking people, yes, but that didn't go for super powerful druids who had gone missing for the last who knows how many hundred years. Besides, her talents lay really more with the living target than with the dead one. Xardas had given her a necklace as well, a silver pentagram on a string of leather, and indicated that she better not try get rid of it. Once she had found the body, she was to call him through the amulet. Dari didn't care or dare to question if and how that was supposed to work. Mages were always weird, but this one was a special case of his own.

Looking at her clothes she regretted not having donned one of the dresses that had been laid out for her. With such a dress it would have been easy to get passed the gate but not when she looked like a burglar. Her leather clothes were good for fighting and travelling and staying undetected by night but in daylight, they made her look suspicious.

A sheer endless row of wagons was seeking entrance into the city but it seemed the guards didn't let any more refugees in, causing a good deal of trouble with the farmers who tried to take their goods to market.

The city had grown too big for it's old walls so people had settled outside the gates and the road side shops now tried to press the last coin or valuable possession from the refugees. They were fleeing from the giants, Dari overheard the father of no less than twelve daughters argue with a butcher who offered him his house outside the walls in exchange for six of the girls whom he eyed pruriently.

"You pig headed fool!" The father bellowed. "We will not settle for anything outside the walls! When the giants come, you here are all dead! And if you keep looking at my daughters like that I will gut you with your own cleaver!"

Just as he made ready to punch the butcher in the face he found said cleaver buried deeply in between his eyes. The daughters screamed horribly and a bit of a brawl ensued, the butcher hacking at people with his cleaver, while desperate refugees already started to plunder his shop.

Most of the guards keeping the gate and trying to get the merchants and farmers through the refugees rushed to arrest the butcher and appease the struggling crowd. The two remaining guards at the gate had their trouble keeping back the people who tried to push in.

Dari pushed herself through the masses and slipped one of the guards a silver. He was so dumbfounded by the generous bribe that he let five more people pass the gate with her. The purse that Xardas had given her didn't contain any coppers and Dari was in no mood to haggle over change.

The streets of Andergast lay before her. Andergast, of all places. The Horasians in the mid-southern-west liked to joke about how backwards and primitive the Garethians were. And the Garethians liked to say the same about Andergast and Nostria. The only thing was, in Andergast and Nostria it was undeniably true.

Here it was said that some villages still had so called seers who could read the future out of bones, did human sacrifice and the such like. It was a thorn in the eye of the large churches of the Twelve, Praios in particular, that were undertaking an effort to carry their rule into even the farthest corner of the kingdom. It must have been a tedious effort, for Andergast was covered in thick, ancient forest for the most part. The capital of the same name was a city worth mentioning, but beyond that there was not much else, just forest, hunters, gatherers, peasants and the important production of stoneoak wood.

Where the Empires of Gareth and Horas had entered a period of modernization, Andergast and Nostria had stayed the same. Somehow new ideas, inventions and changes didn't make it to these lands, either because it's people were too dull to understand them, or too stuck up to accept them. The truth was probably a mixture of both.

Frustrated and unsure what to do, Dari went ahead and looked for a tavern to pick up on the latest gossip. Maybe someone had a hint for her.

-

Nagash noticed the girl still staring at her in terror and disbelief. The giantess disapproved. Surely, such tiny and defenceless creatures did understand their place in the world. She had been the captive of the shiny man and now she was the captive of Nagash. Whether she'd serve as slave or viand was still open to decision.

Human meat tasted well enough, Nagash found, but her mother had not liked the taste of them.

"And eating humans will make you smaller." She had insisted but Nagash found that hard to believe. No one she knew had ever turned into a pig from eating pork either. The little thing probably wasn't any good for work. She was not very tall and scrawny as bone. That meant she didn't have much meat either. Maybe Nagash would have to fatten her for a while.

She offered the human a small bit of goat roast while the lifting the lion's share of what was left to her own mouth. The girl did not so much as look at the food.

"Mhhh!" Nagash grunted in displeasure and shook the meat in her hands. It didn't produce the desired effect. Raising an eyebrow she changed hands, now offering the larger part to the tiny thing. Still, it wouldn't comply.

That made Nagash angry and she ate all of the meat before lifting herself of the broken man beneath her. He was dead for good by now, his life pressed out of him by her unforgiving weight. She lifted his corpse up and flung it into the bushes. She kept his helmet though and moulded it into a drinking cup with her hands. The metal parts on the shiny men really weren't that sturdy after all.

"If you don't do what I say, I must punish you." Nagash proclaimed firmly. The tiny human didn't seem to understand. Nagash grabbed her by the neck and dragged her a few steps until she found a nice field stone. She lifted the little thing and was about to smash it's head against the rock when she decided otherwise. Such punishment could easily kill her only servant and she didn't want to do that just yet. She dragged the struggling girl back to the fire shoved her face into the glowing coals.

By now they weren't too hot any more but the girl still screamed like a dying pig. Nagash didn't make it last very long. Afterwards the human's face was covered in ashes and burned pretty badly on one side. And it was crying.

"There, there." Nagash cooed and pushed the tiny face into the grass, roughly rubbing it around to make it clean again. Then she left the girl alone with her pains, much of her burned skin rubbed raw. New slaves always needed a little time to be broken in, especially when there were no old slaves around to help them.

Going through the supplies that had been stacked at the other side of the fire she found a wine skin and eagerly filled it's content into the helmet. The remaining sweat of it's old possessor could not have spoiled the cheap, sour vintage but Nagash was glad to have something to drink at all.

"Who destroyed this village?" She asked the crying girl next to her she had reached for the broken spear to cut the bonds and gag. The girl suffered a few minor cuts but that didn't seem to stop her to frantically crawling away as soon as Nagash released her. Displeased, she stood up and went after her, pushing the tiny thing to the ground with her foot as soon as she was upon her.

"Now I must punish you again." She said and went for the rock this time. The three times she smashed the tiny skull against the rock had been almost gentle but still the human girl was bleeding from the head and very disoriented.

"Who destroyed this village?" Nagash asked again but still didn't receive a reply.

She dragged the little human back to the fire and shoved it's face into the coals again, longer this time, not showing any sign of stopping.

"Giants!" Nagash understood in between the agonizing screams and stopped the torture.

"When? Where did they go?" She inquired hastily and shook the girl to get it out of her more quickly.

The human didn't answer but only continued to scream incoherently. Nagash took one tiny arm and twisted it until it broke, then some more until a broken bone poked through the flesh.

"I don't know, I'm not from this village!" The girl cried in terror as soon as she had found her words.

"Were they ogres, or like me?" Nagash pressed on impatiently and smashed a tiny leg with her fist.

"No!" The girl screamed towards the sky, arousing Nagash's fury even more.

"What does that mean, 'no'?" She yelled while tearing at the shattered leg until it began to come off. "Where did they go?"

"South! South!" The tiny girl cried feverishly but suddenly fell silent and went limp.

Nagash cursed herself. Her quick temper had gotten the better of her again and another opportunity to make a slave was lost. The human was still breathing but rendered useless now. She tore the arm off completely and impaled the rest of the girl on the stick the goat had been on to roast her over the fire. Nibbling on the raw, skinny arm while she waited, Nagash reflected on how many humans she had wasted today.

A tall human did not reach Nagash's knee so one alone didn't pose a very high threat at any given time. Ten of them however, armed with spears, might have a chance, though be it a little one, of taking her down. A hundred of them, or humans on horseback...Nagash would have to find the other giants and hope that they would take her in.

-

Talk of giants was omnipresent in the shabby tavern that Dari had started her search in. She booked room and board with the middle aged, grumpy but honest tavern keep, sat down on one of the long benches, that were barely more than planks on empty barrels and regarded the mushy grey stew and stale ale. The shady creatures in the taproom gave her uncomforting glances while eating, drinking, playing dice and picking at their rotten teeth with knives.

"Hello there, sweet child." One drunkard had approached her sloppily. "You and I would make a perfect match, don't you think?"

"Piss off, grandfather." She spat at him but he advanced further to grope at her.

"Yah! Piss off, you filthy, stinking pig-head!" The tavern keep bellowed and rushed towards him with a wooden spoon. She smacked the drunkard on the head with it and drove him towards a bench by the entrance where he fell down and soiled himself.

"Don't worry child." She assured Dari as she made her way back towards the bar. "Any of these rats try to touch you, I'll give 'em the spoon till they wince."

"Merry, Merry, can I have another cup?" Another man slurred from a dark niche. He leaned into the light and Dari saw him for the first time. His eyes were glassy and he was clearly drunk but he seemed not to entirely belong here. He wore a coat of arms but the symbol on it was covered in his own vomit. His hair was filthy and his grey beard grew unrestrained.

"Not until you pay up for the last five, Gunther." The tavern keep responded, visibly annoyed.

"I am a man of our king!" He hollerred loudly, for everyone to hear. "King Aele! The best king we ever had!"

The keep said the last sentence in chorus with him and rolled her eyes.

"That's right." He added with a gushy gesture and looked rather confused.

"Give him one." Dari said after short consideration and flipped Merry another coin. The stout woman bit it and shrugged, turning around to pour another cup of the cheap ale.

"Most generous, mhhhmh-my lady." Gunther mumbled and bowed down before he stumbled back into his niche. Dari left her stew, took her cup and went over to him, sitting down on the opposite side of the table.

"Would you care for some company, Sir?" She said sweetly and licked her lips just discretely enough to not come across like a whore. Gunther looked as though he couldn't believe his luck.

"A man of the king's guard never drinks alone!" He proclaimed proudly, betraying the fact that he most obviously had been drinking alone these past few days.

"Oh, you're a man of the king's guard?" Dari said, giving him an admiring look.

"Yes!" He started eagerly but became very sad a second later. "I mean...I was. I could not bear our good king's death, I'm afraid. I will drink myself to an early end to see him again."

"The king died?" Dari blurted out perplexed and knew immediately that she had outed herself as a foreigner.

A few heads in the tavern turned towards them but Gunther went right on: "Yes, but I still wear his colours with pride."

He noticed the puke on his coat of arms and began to scrub it off with his bare hands.

"He was killed by giants in the massacre of Ludwig's keep." He continued and his voice grew raw, "I saw it. They took him, the monsters took him. And then...they destroyed the entire keep! Afterwards I vanished into the forest with all the others. I should have stayed. I should have tried to save him!"

He gave up on cleaning his old lord's colours and started to sob.

"There, there." Dari said comforting and took his dirty, big hand in her clean, delicate one. She was becoming annoyed and asked herself if he was worth her time and ale. She took a sip and looked at the pattern of cracks on the wall.

"That damned Vengyr." Gunther muttered under his tears and gripped her hand tightly. Dari listened up.

"What did you say?" She asked demandingly, forgetting about the masquerade.

"Vengyr, the druid." Gunther half glowered and half sobbed before taking a swallow from his cup.

"I know." Dari pressed on impatiently, trying to keep her voice down. "What about him, do you blame him for your King's death?"

"Of course I do!" He answered as though it was obvious. "Good King Aele would never have gone to kill giants if it wasn't for Vengyr. He came into the throne room and struck us all with magic before he made his demands and flew away, that treacherous coward!"

"Was he in the battle at that Ludwig's place?" Dari pressed on, leaning so far over the table that her necklace fell out of her cleavage.

"Many deny it but I am sure that he was!" Gunther proclaimed and rose from his seat. "I saw the ravens fly!"

He sunk back down and stared into his cup for a moment before something seemed to disturb him.

"Why do you want to know all this? Are you in with him?" He inquired, looking at her strangely as though he wasn't so sure of her friendliness any more.

"No." Dari said and gave him a quick kiss on the cheek. "It's just a thrilling tale, that's all."

In a quick motion she covered his mouth with her left hand and slipped the jaw stabber under his chin. His eyes widened for a moment but no sound escaped his mouth. Softly, she put his head to rest on the table while dark, red blood pooled out of his throat and trickled down to the floor. She wiped the blade on his coat of arms, concealed it again and made her way to leave the tavern.

"Did he fall asleep for once, the old story teller?" Merry asked with a motherly smile as Dari passed her. "You're such a sweet child, having listened to him. He's so lonely these days."

In the early autumn afternoon the sun was still shining warmly and the people in the streets looked much friendlier than any of those in the tavern. Dari entered a nearby stable where very capable horses were attended to by a tall and slender lad.

"Oi!" He said by way of greeting, his freckled cheeks moving into a crooked teeth smile. "You don't have a horse. What can I do for you?"

"I want to buy one." Dari said and returned the smile.

"Well, you are wrong here." The boy said apologetically. "These horses don't belong to me, you see. I only take care of them, for a copper a day."

"That's a high price." Dari noted and gave the steeds a closer inspection.

"Yeah, but I'm good to them, you see." He explained. "They only get the best grains, a daily scrubbing, I see after their hoofs and even ride them out if it's a longer time."

"Are you sure you can't just let one of those horses escape?" Dari asked, letting a gold coin travel through her fingers suggestively.

The boy looked at the cash and scratched the back of his head: "I guess, I could. But I might get in trouble..."

"Any trouble that's not worth a coin of gold?" Dari asked further, giving him a wink. "Besides, if you become my friend, I might let you play with me for a while."

She licked her lips seductively and moved towards him. Already, there was a pretty impressive bulge growing under his linen britches that seemed to incapacitate him to reply, although his face said that he did still not entirely agree with her suggestion.

Like a loyal dog he came along when Dari grabbed his cock and pulled him deeper in to the long, damp stables. She pushed him against a wooden wall and kissed him passionately. He had good teeth and was handsome enough for Dari not to feel any disgust of it, but he was at least five years the younger of her.

When she looked at his face again, his doubts seemed to have melted away and he eagerly released his manhood from his trousers. Dari looked at his impressing organ and back to his face. Their eyes locked and the boy looked happy. When the pointy blade entered his belly, however, he looked surprised. He glanced down at it, where blood ran down his flat stomach, along his shaft and dripped down the tip of his manhood. He did not scream or make a sound, other than a soft moan when she had stabbed him. He looked back into her eyes with a sad expression that said only that he didn't understand.

Dari gave him a last apologetic smile before she released the mechanism on the blade that made it fan out, entangling itself in his bowels. She twisted and pulled it out, taking a step to the side to avoid getting hit by blood and organs that splashed onto the floor. While she walked back to take one of the horses, she heard him go to his knees before falling face first into the mess.

"A fuck for a horse, are you kidding me?!" She mumbled while she mounted a trusty white steed and galloped out of the stables.

-

Laura stood above her village and grinned. Whenever she was observing them, her tiny population worked as if their lives depended on it. Well, technically, that was true.

'Who doesn't work, gets squished,' was the directive she had put out.

They had build Lauraville from scratch, just twenty meters next to the spaceship under Laura's supervision. She had taken people from villages she had visited and put them here to produce food for her. It was too late in the year, to plant anything, so almost all of their produce was meat from hunting and keeping animals, as well as collecting berries, fruit, nuts and mushrooms in the woods.

In the beginning, Laura had simply trampled a large clearing into the forest and told her first subjects to start building. Tools she had taken from existing villages as well. It was circular shaped and had a big crossroads in the middle where the four main roads met, each barely wide enough for Laura to walk on. When she came through to check on them, the people scurried aside. If someone wasn't quick enough, they more often than not ended up squished beneath her toes.

The village had a foreman and five executives who were in charge and responsible for the entire operation. Only families were allowed in the village to prevent people from running away. If someone was missing either because they had run away or because Laura had made them go missing, it was to the executives to have the rest of the family seized and presented to Laura on her next visit. Not many people tried to run and any who did doomed their loved ones to Laura's mercy.

When new workers were brought in, the executives divided the able one's with sufficient family from the others whom Laura ate or played with. She usually just took them into the forest and crushed them.

It was a nice pass time until she and Janna would head south. The girls were still hesitant to start the unpleasant journey. Here, they had a roof over their head, beds, the equipment. Still, the day of their departure came closer and closer for with every day it became more difficult to find food.

Janna had made a sport of wiping out a villages population after she had filled her belly with as many of it's inhabitants as she required. Escaping tinies had spread the tale of the gargantuan goddess that crushed people for her amusement, and caused a major emigration from the kingdom. Of course, any refugees they came upon, were made short work of as well.

They had to go farther and farther to find populated villages, as more and more were left completely or mostly abandoned by it's inhabitants. There were bands of plunderers roaming around but the small groups who were often on horseback dispersed quickly as soon as they heard the giant girls coming and were bothersome to hunt down.

Lauraville wasn't big enough yet to produce enough food to feed Laura. She had also decreed, that the population have enough to eat, not too much, just enough to keep them strong and able workers. Janna had eyed the village hungrily a few times, but Laura had forbidden her to come near it.

Standing in the middle of the cross roads, Laura could smell the bacon being made in the smoke house. She was naked and let the warm sun caress her body while she observed the busy world below. Without a razor or wax, her pubes had started to grow back. There were no men here who could refuse to go down on her because of that, but she still kind of wanted them gone.

The foreman of Lauraville cautiously approached her. Laura had not killed anyone so far, at least none that she knew of, but she understood that he liked to be careful. She bent down and plucked him up, carefully depositing him in the palm of her hand so that they could talk.

"Goddess!" He began and knelt. "There are no criminals, no escapees and none without family. The production of cured meat is up by another fifth and we have put the workers you gave us yesterday to good use."

"So who am I going to crush today?" She asked with a smile.

All labour in the village stopped for a second after her words washed over the roofs of the houses like distant thunder. The foreman looked at her frightened for a moment before he replied: "The construction of the second smoke house could go quicker. Perhaps we should replace the builders?"

"Good idea." Laura grinned and moved him back towards the ground. "Have them and their families rounded up and brought to me immediately. Good work by the way, this village seems to really become something."

The population of the village was about three to four hundred people already, Laura had been informed.

It took them only two minutes to bring the people in question before her. There were twelve builders and their families, most of whom were already working in one profession or the other as well. They knew their fate and cried, faught and pleaded, but the good people of Lauraville understood the rules. When Laura wanted to crush someone, there was nothing that could stop her from that. Any attempt to reason with her usually only resulted in more people ending up under foot.

But Laura didn't feel like killing perfectly good workers.

"Calm down, I wont step on you." She told them, which calmed some down, while others were evidently convinced she would sit on them or send them down her gullet instead. It was only when she told them to get tools that their minds seemed to settle a bit.

She carefully stepped out of the village and laid down next to it, the workers and their tools following suit. Delicately, she picked them up and deposited them on her belly were they stood insecurely, moving up and down with every breath she took.

"Cut this hair.", Laura commanded and pointed at her pubes. Eagerly, they went to work and began to shorten the wiry hair with axes, saws and sickles. It brought Laura a tingling sensation on her Venus and she enjoyed watching them.

"Get it as short as you can.", She instructed them. It seemed to work easily enough on her mons Veneris but farther down, they would be endanger of falling off. She thought about having them use ropes to go down there but the first had seemingly already started to climb down, holding onto what ever there was. The sensation of tiny people, working for their lives, climbing around her labia made her oddly wet.

She put her head down, closed her eyes and relaxed. It had been too long since her last orgasm when she had taken the girls from that village with her and even they had been no real substitute for a decent fuck. At times, Laura caught herself even giving Janna lascivious looks. She was big and beautiful and strong. Laura let a finger circle around the nipple of her left breast while the other hand edged closer and closer to her loins.

Then the tiny people moved up to her belly again. When she raised her head to see what was going on a tiny builder came running across her belly and in between her breasts.

"Goddess!" He addressed her and knelt, completely dwarfed by her tits. "We are finished! These good people hope you are thrilled with the result."

Laura let her fingers travel in between her legs and felt that they had done an excellent job. Still, she was somewhat disappointed that it was over already. She considered sending them down there again to please her before she decided to have her arm pits done first. She grabbed her breasts and started to push them together giving the tiny builder only barely enough time to escape. Laughing, she imagined how Janna would crush people in her enormous cleavage, which made her privates tingle again.

Laura did her best not to giggle the entire time the poor tinies were working on her armpits. When the tickling became too worse she used her hand to catch those who had fallen off during her laughter and put them back on her belly. Luckily, they didn't take too long. By then Laura had already thought of another way in which they could serve her hygiene.

She released all of the workers except for six females whom she hand picked because they had the tallest and most slender frames. They were to strip naked on her hand, before she told them what she actually wanted of them.

"You will clean my teeth." She told them. "I can get the surface clean easily enough, but I need you to clean the space in between, understood?"

All of them nodded but none looked too happy about the task. Everyone of them knew or had even witnessed first hand how Laura had eaten people; put them in her mouth and crushed them to paste in between her molars. Surely, there would be body parts in between them. Plus there was a real possibility of getting eaten on the job.

Laura lifted her palm up to her mouth and let the naked, little females step onto her tongue. Moving in her mouth was never easy for the tinies, Laura knew, and it was most certainly a very uncomfortable environment in which to work in. But the girls went to work just as eagerly as before and Laura had to force herself not to disturb them with her tongue all the time. She carefully sat down and tried to while away her time, observing the foreman and two of his executives instructing the builders who were now back at work on the new smoke house.

She also saw a group of hunters, leaving the village for game, some wood cutters making planks, a young woman feeding her babe; it was all so harmonious and peaceful. While she became a little dozy in the sunlight, she wondered if she'd be able to run a kingdom. She should get a kingdom of her own, she thought. All it took to get one, was crush some king.

-

"Help me!" Birsel cried out. A moment ago she had been pulling at a severed leg that was stuck in between Goddess Laura's molars, the next her own leg was stuck in between two of the massive teeth. The giantess had evidently laid down again and dozed off, her head sideways and mouth lightly opened, snoring softly.

"Are you mad?" The woman who came to her rescue whispered and tugged Birsel's leg free. "The goddess is sleeping. If you wake her up, she might swallow us all!"

Someone screamed at the back of the cavernous maw and a sudden jerk of the whale sized tongue told them that this someone had been swallowed indeed. The Goddess Laura could swallow people whole without a problem. With a horrible feeling in her gut, Birsel went back to work trying to distract herself from thinking what it might be like to be digested alive. The goddess had not even noticed. She just slumbered on innocently.

Birsel hated every bit of this task. She was a weaver actually, secretly making clothes and cloths from their families house in Lauraville. Weaving was not a profession the gargantuan goddess had decreed and thus it had to be done in the shadows. Even Foreman the foreman understood the need for clothes and cloths, and turned a blind eye to their activities.

But here she was, Birsel thought, picking the monstrous teeth that so often crushed people in between them. It was unbearably humid and warm and soon enough they had to climb to get other places clean. With Laura's head sideways it was almost impossible but none of the remaining five dared waking her. Birsel was covered in spittle that soon began to burn on her skin. They were slowly dissolving which made it horribly apparent that they were naught but food for the goddess.

Somehow they managed to climb up to the places out of reach without falling or arousing some reflex to swallow. While the burning on Birsel's skin became closer and closer to unbearable they scrubbed and scrubbed, double checked every corner thrice, not daring to leave the goddess mouth for fear of making her angry when she woke up. The burning and itching got worse and worse and drove Birsel sheer mad. She stopped and looked around at the others who desperately looked for other places to clean, and took a break.

"Work, or I'll report you to the foreman!" The woman who had saved her earlier hissed, polishing the perfectly clean teeth with her bare hands. Birsel looked at her for a moment before she snapped. She got up on the slippery surface and strode towards the exit where Laura's lips were opened just a bit to leave air and light in.

"Come back!" The woman hissed after her but Birsel didn't so much as turn around.

When she was at the exit, the world shook. The goddess was awaking. Quickly Birsel jumped out onto the soft grass, just before the giant lips closed behind her. The mouth moved and Birsel heard the whale sized tongue swirl around everything inside in an avalanche of saliva. And then Laura swallowed it all.

-

Laura awoke, blinking, and wondered how it came that she was laying on the ground. She sat back up slowly while her mind did a quick reboot to remember what it was she was doing. A tiny naked girl in front of her gave her the clue she needed. After stretching and yawning extensively, she lowered herself on her stomach and looked at the naked girl.

"Hey little thing." She whispered kindly. "Did you guys finish my teeth while I slept?"

She ran her tongue over her teeth and found that they had never felt so clean before.

"Yes, goddess!" The tiny girl squeaked, visibly afraid.

"Where are the other five?" Laura inquired with a warm smile. "I have a reward for you."

Actually, she was just going to get herself off with them, but there was no point in telling them that yet. She moved her face over the little girl and smiled wickedly.

"You swallowed them all, goddess!" The girl squeaked and shrank down under her gaze. Laura felt disappointed. Using them as sex slaves would have been the perfect ending to it. She could still do it with this one though. One tiny girl didn't seem even remotely enough. On the other hand, with only one little slave Laura could establish a much more intimate setting.

"Oh, oops!" She commented casually. "Well, that's a pity. Guess only you will get a reward today. And you'll get all of it for yourself. Lucky you!"

She gingerly picked up her tiny toy and strode into the direction of the space ship.

-

The inside of the goddess' temple was grey and disproportionately wast. Birsel was on some kind of platform with a soft surface that on second glance seemed to be some giant bed. She knew, nothing good was going to come out of this. The predatory way in which the goddess had looked at her had foretold some evil turn side of the reward she was promised. A few days off work, an extra ration of food or being allowed to return to her chores unharmed; anything Birsel would have preferred over this. She shuddered and looked what Laura was about to do.

The giantess sat down on the bed spread legged and looked down on her. Birsel's eyes travelled up from the cavernous, young womanhood over a flat, smooth belly, mountainous breasts to an awe inspiring face that wore a mischievous grin.

"You know you weren't really getting a reward, don't you?" Laura teased and giggled.

Birsel shook her head, trembling. She had to concentrate on keeping her knees straight, lest she might fall to the ground, so afraid was she. Laura spread her wet, sticky labia and inserted a finger into herself. She drew it out again and it was glistening with her juices. Her eyes never left Birsel while she licked it off suggestively. Birsel always felt insignificant when the goddess stood over the village but right now she felt like less than a bug.

The naked behemoth leaned forward and crawled towards her, slowly and threateningly. Birsel looked around to but saw that there was no way off the bed. Laura would easily catch her anyway. Despaired, she broke down and cried, looking at the titaness that towered over her like a mountain.

"Aww, are you afraid, little one? Don't want to be smushed?" Laura teased, smiling. "Look, I'll break your neck before I flatten you so it won't hurt. Would you like that?"

Birsel shook her head and cried out as loudly as she could: "I don't want to be flattened, I want to live! I want to live, Goddess, please!"

"Well, if you don't want me to crush you," Laura began, breathing heavily from touching herself, "you owe me something, isn't that right?"

Birsel wiped her tears from her face and stood up, bracing herself for what ever was coming.

"Here is the deal." Laura offered and reclined, spreading her thighs. "You get one chance to get me off. If you fail, I will do it myself and use you as lubricant. Understood?"

-

The swath in the forest was a weird thing. It lead south, so maybe it had been left by the giants Nagash wanted to find but it seemed unnecessarily big even for their stature. The mightiest trees, the kind not even a giant could hope to bring down alone, had been pushed over, sometimes been smashed to pieces and then left there. What was the point of beating a path to a depopulated village, Nagash didn't understand. They had to be many though, or prosperous enough to be able to spare the time it took to make such a track.

It didn't look as if this track had been used twice though. Actually, there weren't even any foot steps to be found which made Nagash cautious. Horses had come through here recently though, but giants were too big and heavy for those. She decided to go besides the track and look out for possible dangers or anything weird.

Her supplies had run out. What she had taken from the hunting cabin had not been little but the shiny man had only carried a mouldy loaf of bread, an apple and a little hard cheese. The skinny girl had tasted stale and boring. In lack of any more wine and something to carry it in, Nagash had discarded her steel helmet cup as well.

Suddenly, once again, she smelled a fire burning. She froze, smelled and listened. From further down, the wind carried human voices to her and the smell of horses. A group of riders had made camp in the middle of the track. They looked a lot like the shiny man Nagash had crushed the day before, but these were at least eighteen of them. They must have posted scouts up and down the track she concluded from the fact that there were four horses too many. Why she hadn't been spotted, Nagash couldn't tell.

Amongst the humans' equipment were all kinds of things that looked as though they had stolen them from somewhere, and food as well, though be it just a bunch of turnips, carrots and beets.

"Haha, these refugees are easy targets. This is the time!" A voice said behind Nagash and made her freeze again "If we keep this up we'll be rich by winter."

"Pah!" Another, more mature voice spat. "The buggers never have anything worth stealing. Just turnips and pots. No gold, no spices, no silk. I don't know why Dexter brought us here. It's easy enough, true, but the yield is piss."

"Maybe we should try and raid that giant's village?!" The first voice suggested. "There's got to be something there for giant monsters to protect it, right? probably diamonds..."

"Piss on that." The other voice replied dismissively. "I'm not gettin' any closer to that place. We're like to have ourselves killed anyway, camping in the open like that. Dexter is a fool."

Nagash turned around, slowly. Two humans with spears had come out of the undergrowth and sat down on a fallen branch, observing the beat track, backs turned to her, completely oblivious to her presence. They passed a canteen in between them and took little, delicate sips, hissing every time the alcohol passed their throats.

"That's strong stuff." The left one said to his companion and gave him the bottle.

Nagash didn't dare to move. If either of these men sounded the alarm she'd be in big trouble. With horses, they had a good chance of catching up to her and twenty spears were not unlikely to stand a chance against her. She'd have to dispose of the scouts, quickly and quietly. She was pretty lucky that they hadn't seen her already.

"How come Dexter is the boss anyway?" The younger man on guard duty slurred.

"He killed the old one." The other said with a shrug. "He told him he was fucking fed up with him and then smashed his head in, right in the open. He's a good fighter, Dexter, I'll give him that."

The men were ten meters in front of Nagash which wasn't really much to her. But in the dense forest it was difficult for her to move quietly, mostly because the trees had leaves and low hanging branches here and she stood eleven meters tall. When she took a step forward the sound of twigs and branches crushing underneath her foot had the men spin around.

"Alarm!" The older one cried and the younger one fumbled for his hunting horn before giving it a long blow. Commotion could be heard from the camp where everyone rushed to their horses. Nagash didn't know what to do. The two sentries had picked up their spears and pointed them at her, but she could see that they were just as afraid as she was.

She turned and ran, as quickly as the forest allowed her to. Already, riders were approaching. Right in front of her one of them entered the brush and raised his lance at her but he had no time left to accelerate his horse. Nagash smashed into them with her knee, knocking the rider off his horse and bringing his mount down on top of him. She felt a sharp pain in her thigh were the lance had hurt her. The wound wasn't too big but extremely painful, the tip of the spear having broken off and remaining stuck inside.

They knew where she was. Next to her on the beaten track they were able to ride much faster and tried to flank her from the left. A rider came straight at her, with speed this time, raising his lance. Nagash let him come but threw herself against a tree just before he was able to hit her. The momentum of her body shattered all the branches and a lot of them came off. One of them was thick and straight and just to Nagash's liking.

She picked it up and when she rider approached a second time she stepped to the side, avoiding the thrust only narrowly and swinging her wooden club at her attacker with force. The mighty branch hit the raider with such force that it blew him right off his horse. His broken body rested on some roots, trying to lift itself but evidently unable to.

"No, no!" He screamed when Nagash raised the club a second time and brought it down on him, crushing his head under the unforgiving wood. When she turned back around a spear came flying at her and hit her in the chest. She pulled it out and moved on, but noticed that more and more riders were upon her now.

In a desperate move she broke through the brush with a sidestep, back onto the beat track, smashing three riders and their horses in a single mighty blow with her branch. Another spear that came flying only hit her weapon and remained stuck in the wood without doing any harm.

Unhindered by trees, Nagash was much quicker as well, but the horses were quick as well. Arrows hissed over her head and a few found their way into her back, where they did little more than annoy her. Suddenly, there was a sharp pain in her left foot. For a second, her world went black and she stumbled over a fallen tree and fell.

A spear was sticking out of the tendon at the back of the heel and hurt horribly. It felt as though her foot was somehow locked when she tried to get up, as if she couldn't use it any more. She tried to remove the spear, but as soon as she touched it, she blacked and fell down again. She was breathing heavily from the run when the riders surrounded her.

She still had her branch though. Standing on her knees, she waved it around, threateningly, keeping them at bay.

"Oi!" A man with stubbly grey hair said behind the spear wall. "Aren't you a big fucking wench?!"

Nagash had no notion of what that meant: "I have nothing you want, human!"

"Oh, my bad!" The man mocked. "You're just passing through, eh?! Well, my lady, my deepest apologies for wasting your time!"

This man was speaking in riddles, Nagash thought and decided to kill him if she got the chance.

"Come closer, and I'll smash your head in, you tiny little worm!" She threatened and waved her branch.

"Dexter, she killed Sly and Black Pete." A woman who came running on foot reported between breaths. "Big Foot, Nopants and Deaf Hans are looking pretty bad. Might be, they don't make it."

"And what makes you think you can stroll through our forest and kill my men?" Dexter addressed Nagash. His sly smile had died away.

"Come near me and I'll kill some more, human!" She growled at him just before someone threw a spear into her back making her cry out in pain.

"Halt!" Dexter commanded again and looked scolding at his riders.

"Where are you going?" He asked her and sounded pretty honest about it all of the sudden.

"South!" Nagash said through her teeth.

"South?" Dexter sounded surprised. "Why, don't you know what south of here lies? There's giants there."

"I am a giant, you stupid little human." Nagash hissed at him.

Dexter looked confused: "Well, of course, but the one's south are bigger than you. A lot bigger!"

The giantess was offended. She was one of the tallest of her kind, and this meagre little worm would not get to question her size. Grunting, she got up, although the pain almost blinded her again. Defiantly, she towered over the humans on their horses, the branch in her hand, ready to smash anyone who dared to come at her. Some horses cried out in fear and reared.

"Woa, woa, woa!" Dexter raised his arms calmingly. "There's no need to stand up there! Get down, or I'll have them throw spears at you again!"

"If I throw this stick at you we both die!" Nagash offered. It was not certain, but very likely. The branch was easily seven meters long and very thick, it's weight alone could probably crush the tiny man to death.

"There is no need for that!" Dexter said. "Hear my words and choose wisely. I'll let you go if you help me mitigate my losses."

"How?" Nagash asked and used the branch as a crutch.

"Join us!" He explained. "We're The Spear Brothers, you see. Free men and women who don't want to be ruled by a dead king's incapable widow. We take what we want, we do what we want. It's a good life, but if you want to go after our next raid, I will let you go, I swear it."

"Are you going south?" Nagash asked truculently.

"Only a mad man would go south!" He urged. "We're only here to avoid a bigger raiding party that was chasing us. With you by our side, we can smash them into oblivion!"

"Dexter, you can't be serious." The woman on foot whispered a little too loudly but he didn't pay her any mind. He just looked up at Nagash who considered his proposal carefully. A human raiding party was not exactly the company she was looking for. On the other hand, there would be food, company and action. She'd get to crush more people, maybe even take some slaves. Ultimately, it seemed to be the only way out of this situation. Taking orders from a human would be difficult though, but this one seemed pretty capable. And of course, she had heard how he had become the boss.

-

A friendly guard had pointed Dari into the direction of Andrafall, from where she was to ask the locals for further instructions on how to get to Ludwig's keep. People shouted at her that she was going the wrong way, that there were giants and that it was dangerous. She knew all that already. She had filled the Mengbillar with Zorgan's Dread just in case a giant would surprise her somehow. She thought it very unlikely though. They were supposed to be around nine meters tall, too big and clumsy to sneak up on someone like her. Or so she hoped.

The stolen steed was swift and patient but had refused to ride down the refugee that had stepped in Dari's path. He had screamed at her like a mad man that she was going the wrong way and that one hundred meter tall monsters dwelled where she was going. Peasants always exaggerated things, especially in these hinterlands.

The further she rode, the fewer people she encountered. Early on the second day, after spending the night in an abandoned shack she had continued on and regretted not bringing any provisions with her. A family of fleeing bakers charged her a silver for half a loaf of bread. Faced with such blatant insolence her hand had travelled to her knife. The baker and his wife had four little children but normally that did not concern Dari much. Killing children came easy to her, though she was never proud of it. Many a rich man needed this or that bastard of his to disappear, or a problematic pregnancy to be terminated. Thus, Dari had murdered children of all ages, even infants and unborn ones, and never felt much about it.

This was different though. Just about to draw the blade out of it's sheath and right through the fool's neck, her eyes had met those of their youngest son. His face was as pale as snow and snot ran out of his little nose but his eyes were as green as emeralds. Suddenly she felt as though she had known him for a life time. He was so innocent and sweet, she couldn't possibly kill this child. And just as she had thought it, her anger had withered away. Gracefully, she paid up and wished them farewell.

She thought about this incident for the rest of her journey to Andrafall. There, so she planned, she would buy some provisions and other things she might need for searching Vengyr. She'd also need to learn where Ludwig's keep was.

Around noon she came upon a village that had been entirely destroyed. It hadn't been burned but no wall stood straight as if someone had torn the buildings down and then smashed them to pieces. If anything, this could only have been the work of giants, Dari guessed. They would have had to have been many though, as this village looked rather big. Something terrible had happened here.

She noticed a peculiar person, cowering by some kind of pond, measuring it with string. Dari rode closer.

"Hey there, fella!" She greeted him but he didn't look up. He was a strange man, rather short and thin, with dark blonde hair, green britches and shirt and a brown coat, matching his rucksack. He had all kinds of strange brass and glass apparatuses about his person but didn't wear any weapon. Dari could just kill him and take his fancy things, she thought, curious about what they might do.

"Impossible." The man mumbled and fingered with a bit of parchment and a stick of coal, hastily scribbling numbers, crossing them out and writing them again.

"What's impossible?" Dari inquired in an attempt to get his attention.

"The size!" The man squeaked and took the string again, putting the lead weight on one end of the pond and measuring the length of it by nots on the string. Then he scribbled again. Dari was annoyed and disappointed. He was just a madman, probably some rich man's son.

"Is it still far to Andrafall?", She asked him and hoped for the best.

"Andrafall?" He repeated and seemed to think "Why, this is Andrafall. Yes!"

Dari's heart sank a bit. She had been looking forward to a meal, some provisions a sleeping bag and a tent.

"What happened here?" She already guessed the answer but she wanted to hear it for sure.

"Giants." The weird man answered. "Giantesses to be exact. Yes! Two of them. Yes. And this one was about one hundred meters tall. Mh!"

"How can you tell that from measuring two puddles of water?" Dari asked dismissively.

"A footprint. Yes!" He answered and pointed to the smaller pond. "That is the heel, and this is the rest of the boot. And then there are the eyewitness accounts. Yes."

"You mean to tell me," Dari asked, raising an eyebrow, "a bunch of peasants told you a story about giants and now you take two shallow pits in the ground for an imprint of a boot the size of a barn?"

"Well," The man mumbled. "I take them as evidence. See."

He reached into the brown water and fumbled for something, when he took it out again his hand was full of shattered bones. Human bones.

"So what, bones in a pond." Dari criticised, not entirely sure why she was even bothering with him. "That doesn't prove anything."

"It's only evidence for my hypothesis." The man argued. "It is not fully established yet. I seek to prove the existence of said giants. Such would very much please his royal magnificence Horasio III. Yes!"

Horasians, Dari thought, they were always a bit weird.

"Do you know how I can get to Ludwig's keep?" She asked uncomfortably.

"Ludwig's keep, why, yes!" He blurted out. "Splendid! I'm going there myself. I can offer you to accompany me, young lady!"

Dari somehow felt strongly opposed to that idea but consented anyway. She had a job to do. The weird man gathered his things and went to get his horse, a brown hack that was old but calm tempered.

"My name is Lionel Logue, adventurer, discoverer and scientist by the pleasure of his royal magnificence Horasio III, at your service!" He made an awkward bow on his weedy horse and drew his woollen cap.

"I am Sina Stonecutter." Dari lied. "It's a...pleasure to make your acquaintance."

"The pleasure is mine, yes!" Lionel said amused and suddenly seemed to enjoy riding very much.

He went on and on about his adventures that had apparently taken him to the tops of the remotest mountains and the tropical islands of the south, places that Dari only knew from stories and tales. For a man who had seen so much of the world he seemed remarkably fanciful and alien to common sense, as if he had been living in an entirely different world.

Suddenly, he jumped off his horse and ran towards the woods like a mad man, completely forgetting about his horse which came patiently trotting behind him.

"Look at this!" He shouted and pointed at another pair of ponds, not entirely different to the ones they had seen before. A group of trees looked as if they had been squashed aside around it.

"Look at the way the trees broke!" He urged Dari when she came closer. "Coincidence? Ha! I think not! Yes!"

Forgetting about their destination, he went to measure this example as well, taking his sweet time all while Dari was getting annoyed. She considered forcing him to move on at knife point but worried that he wouldn't understand something as simple and logical as a death threat. Without him, finding Ludwig's keep would take a great deal longer.

-

Janna had searched more than half a day before finding a populated village to sate her hunger. A farm she had found earlier had only served as an appetizer to keep her going. The farmer, his wife and their seven children as well as 4 pigs, a cow and an ox had found their way into her belly but of course she needed more. Much more. The few refugees she found along the way didn't help much either.

What she had found now was a small village next to a wooden stronghold. It was basically just a collection of houses next to a small hill with a palisade around it and a wooden bergfried on top. It was even smaller and less sophisticated than Ludwig's keep had been before she crushed it. They all ran, as soon as they saw her, but not into the forest where they might have had a chance of escaping, but into the dubious protection of their keep.

If Janna would sit down on the thing that was half the size of a shoebox, She'd crush them all at once. The idea was tempting but she was hungry and had to eat.

Bows were given to peasants, she saw, and they readied to shoot arrows at her. She gave them a mild smile and waited patiently out of range until the last one had made it into the keep, although the bergfried seemed to become lightly overcrowded by then.

She wore jeans and t-shirt, so arrows wouldn't really be able to bother her. Her boots that had ended the lives of thousands in the past few days were stained with dirt from endless walking and crushing things. After She and Laura had wiped Andrafall off the face of the earth, Janna had kind of taken up the habit of smashing and flattening everything and everyone in a village, even when she had had enough to eat. Killing them brought her some peculiar sense of satisfaction, as if she was punishing them for bringing her to this place. Of course, her being sucked into another dimension was probably not the fault of some peasants in a remote village in Andergast but that didn't change the way she felt about crushing them.

Janna went to the village first, devouring what few animals she could find out in the open, in the name of diversifying her diet a little bit. Pigs and horses and cows tasted nice enough but somehow didn't have that special taste she liked so much about eating little people. She ripped the roofs off some of the houses and looked for more food. A shelf of bread or a basket of cabbage were not wasted but it was bothersome to pick up such tiny objects one at a time. She randomly squashed a house beneath her boot and enjoyed the feeling of the petty little structure crumbling beneath her.

A boy came running out of a house next to it and looked at her in terror before attempting to flee. Janna smiled evilly and put her foot down in his path, flattening half another house under the heel. He turned and ran the other way, only to find his way blocked by a massive wall of leather again.

"Awww." Janna cooed with a broad smile. "Is the big girl being mean to you? Are you being picked on? I'm such a meanie!"

He attempted another direction, now going straight for one of the bigger houses. Janna stomped down on it with enough force to send him off his feet.

"Oh no, you don't." She grinned and bit her lip. The boy broke down on the ground and looked up at her, pleadingly.

"Awww, whats the matter? Don't want to be squished, sweetie?" She added and let the sole of her boot hover over him.

He picked himself up again and ran out of the menacing shadow. Janna stomped down again as soon as he was out of danger and he fell once more. Half crawling, half running he reached the house that her heel had damaged and slipped inside, out of view.

"Oh no, where did you go?" Janna teased and lifted her foot above the house next to his hiding place.

"Did you go in this one?" She trod the house flat with a single stomp. "Or that one?"

Another house in the vicinity was obliterated.

"Ah, I know." She continued and slowly lowered foot on his hiding place. "Must be this one."

She was so immeasurably powerful to the tiny people. The damaged structure creaked as she applied some pressure onto it and started to give in even easier than the undamaged ones.

"Better run out little bug.", She teased, "Big meanie is going to squash your little house."

When he stepped outside again, the house behind him collapsed helplessly under Janna's weight.

"There you are." Janna cooed and gave him an almost motherly smile. "Where will you hide now little guy? It's all squished and squashed around here."

He dropped to his knees and started pleading with her again. Janna loved it when they did that before she crushed them. It made her feel empowered even more.

"Don't worry, I understand." She told him although she wasn't able to make out his words. "I'll put you out of your misery."

When he learned that that meant getting crushed under her sole he started to shake his head vigorously but Janna ignored his pleas and pinned him to the ground underneath her boot. She relished the feeling of resistance for a second and gently touched herself before she trod down.

After giving him a little twist, the boy was nothing more than a smear.

-

The woman who had objected was tasked with removing arrows and spear heads from Nagash's body. Nagash told her to remove the one in her foot last, because she knew it was going to be painful and likely to rouse her anger. The other raiders watched her suspiciously and some made no secret of their hatred for her. Dexter didn't look too pleased either, knowing his raiding party was not fully in with his idea of having their very own war beast. They didn't have shackles or anything sturdy to bind Nagash except for a few ropes, but they didn't attempt to use them on her. If she tried to run there would be an escalation and blood would spill. Hers and theirs. But she couldn't run with that spear in her heel, anyway.

While the woman removed the arrows from Nagash's back and sewed the larger wounds shut she thought about what she would do. These humans would make excellent slaves to bring to the giantesses' tribe as a gift. She could smash Dexter to bits, become their leader and lead them south. They wouldn't accept her if she did it now, she knew. She'd have to wait.

They had given her a bowl of watery mashed potatoes. It might have filled a human, to Nagash it was barely anything. She was hungry again. The humans had buried their dead comrades and there seemed to be no other meat on the menu. The three wounded ones were off limits too, though they looked as though they'd likely not make it. One had not waken up yet, another was lamed and a third one had a shattered arm.

"More." Nagash demanded and shoved her bowl into the arms of a skinny, young raider. The lad ran immediately but an older comrade moved in front of the kettle.

"One helping per brother." He said sternly, looking her square in the eye.

"I'm six times your size, maggot!" She spat before thinking. "And I'm not your brother!"

"Yes! You are just a treacherous monster that kills our brothers!" He countered and his hand reached for his spear. A few voices around sounded their agreement and the phrase.

"Let's kill her!" Was uttered somewhere.

"Enough!" Dexter commanded sharply and the camp fell silent. "Giants have a quick temper and a big appetite, everybody knows that, so don't offend her for Praios' sake and give her another fucking bowl! Otherwise, take it up with me, personally!"

Grumpily, the older brother stepped aside.

"Umm..." The tiny woman who was treating Nagash begged for attention. "I am going to remove the last one now, hold still please."

She was a pretty little thing with blonde hair, and looked far too innocent for this group of dogs.

"What's your name?" Nagash asked her before offering her ankle to be treated.

"They call me Daisy." The girl said and gave the giantess an insecure look.

Nagash smiled.

"I squash daisies under my feet all the time." She whispered and the girl went pale. "Hurt me and I will squash you too."

Daisy swallowed hard and went to work with her delicate, shaking fingers. The threat worked wonders and the tip of the spear came out almost painlessly. It would be fun to play with such a puny little, helpless thing, Nagash thought.

Her food arrived and she wolfed it down at once. It was still not enough but to her surprise, Daisy asked the young boy to bring her own helping to Nagash as well, stating that she wasn't hungry any more. Nagash was nowhere near full, but it would keep the hunger pains away for at least a little while.

She stood up and stretched, finding that she could move her foot much better now and almost without any pain. Enjoying the early evening, a few Spear Brothers had gathered around the fire and drank, nattering with one another. The three women of the group, both except for Daisy looking like fighters as well, took the kettle and wooden bowls and walked over to a shallow ditch to wash them. Nagash followed them, most eyes of the camp still on her.

While the women looked on in confusion, Nagash knealt at the bank of the small stream, lowered her face towards the water and drank. She caught a glimpse of her own reflection for a moment and understood why the humans feared her this much. Her hair was like bears fur, only longer, a heap of nots that made her look wild, tiny twigs and leaves entwined in it from her hike through the woods. Hunger had hardened her facial features as well and the exertions had made her body lean and strong. She'd have to prove that she was friendly towards those that were of use to her, like Daisy was with her skill in treating wounds.

"Let me help you." Nagash offered and took the huge bronze kettle Daisy had been struggling with, in to her own hands. The other women looked rather displeased.

"You don't have to." The little girl began. "It's alright."

Nagash submerged the kettle under the stream and scrubbed it good while the others looked on.

"Thank you." Daisy whispered after a short while and was first to start cleaning bowls again. "I hate that heavy thing."

"Piss off, we don't want you here. This is women's work!" One of the other women hissed.

Nagash turned towards her and lifted her leathern loin cloth.

"I am a woman too." She remarked with a smirk.

Daisy swallowed hard at the sight of the huge sex, knowing full well that she would fit inside.

"What are you doing waving your cunt around!" The other woman whispered with a scolding tone. "It's worse enough with so many wifeless men already!"

Nagash knew that many female humans, most being smaller than their male counterparts, had to endure a lot of harassment in their live times. Giantesses being taller than ogres and about as strong, had much less to fear and acted more dominant on the males.

"If one of these dogs give you any trouble, just come to me." Nagash offered with a reassuring smile. "I will sort them out."

"Dexter will sort them out." The woman corrected, but her expression softened a little.

"Dexter..." Daisy blurted out and cringed. The woman next to her put her hand on the younger one's shoulder and patted her softly. Daisy was fighting back tears.

"When?" The other woman asked concerned and had completely forgotten about the dish washing.

"The day before yesterday." Daisy said, sniffing hard before she caught herself, washed her face and went back to scrubbing. The other women looked to the ground awkwardly before they continued as well. Nagash looked at them in confusion.

"What?" She asked after a moment of silence. "What happened the day before yesterday."

"Shhhhh!" One of the older women made. "We don't talk about it! It's Dexter's...thing. He has done it with everyone of us. If you want to be a part of this group you'll have to give him a go between your legs."

Nagash found that funny and had to suppress a giggle: "You mean he'll come for me too?"

The idea of being taken by a human seemed absurd to her. Still, finally being with a man had something intriguing. Maybe she'd give him a chance and not try to crush him if he dared to come for her tonight.

"The other men know about it." Daisy said sternly. "If he doesn't do it with every one of us, he looks weak. He told me so."

"That's his way of saying that he is sorry." One of the other women reassured her before turning to Nagash, "If he comes for you, you have nothing to fear. With that monstrous twat of yours, you're not even like to feel him."

In a moments notice Nagash had grabbed the woman by the neck and thrust her into the ditch, holding her face under the water, smirking vengefully at the little twitches and the bubbles of air that popped at the surface.

"Stop, stop!" Daisy cried and rushed into the shallow waters, feebly trying to lift Nagash's hand. The soft, little hands on her own had a remarkably calming effect on Nagash and she released the woman from being drowned. She realized that she had killed this woman, like the others before her, in her blind murderous frenzy, if the tiny beauty hadn't intervened.

"Don't talk to her like that!" Daisy instructed the coughing female. "You heard what Dexter said!"

The woman looked as angry as helpless. Her hand went to the axe on her belt but when she regarded Nagash, towering over her even on her knees, she let go. She and the other one picked up the bowls and scurried away, leaving Daisy and the kettle behind.

The little girl looked terribly insecure, torn in between going after the others and staying. Nagash became aroused by the little one's delicate features but somehow she began to like her for her character as well. It was weird, feeling this way towards a human.

"Did you..." Daisy began hesitantly. "Did you mean what you said?"

"About crushing you?" Nagash asked and realized that saying it had been stupid. Daisy was no threat to her and feared her anyway. The ones who were still giving her hateful looks were those whom she had to teach to fear her.

"N-no" Daisy stammered softly. "About the men. Will you really keep them off me?"

"Who is giving you trouble?" Nagash inquired and leaned close so that Daisy could whisper directly into her hear.

"No one, Dexter would hack their...things off if they tried to." She said uncomfortably. "It's just...they look at me all the time. A little touch here and there, a comment, pestering me, following me to watch me make water...some day one of them will force himself on me. Someone other than Dexter."

"I wont let that happen." Nagash assured her sternly and cracked her knuckles. "And if Dexter means to come for you again, I will rip off his man parts and shove them down his throat."

"No, no, he's not that bad." Daisy warded off. "It's like he says, he has to do it, or the men don't respect him any more. And he's really sorry for it. I am thankful to him, actually, I..."

Her voice broke and the words caught in her throat. Tears welled up in her eyes again which she desperately tried to hide from the rest of the camp. She obviously couldn't lie to herself any more. Nagash felt strangely touched by little Daisy's hardship. She extended a hand and caressed the dirty golden hair with her fingers, as gently and delicately as she could.

"Thank you." Daisy said with a much stronger voice after she had gathered herself up again. "Let's go to the others. It will look suspicious if we stand here all this time, doing nothing."

"What are they drinking?" Nagash asked, nodding over to the men by the fire.

"Boron's Tears." Daisy answered. "We got a few boxes of it recently, they are drinking it to pass the time. It's very strong..."

"Let's join them." Nagash suggested and stood, amicably looking down on the little girl. She didn't know of any giants that had ever managed to produce alcohol but that didn't mean they disliked it. Wine, Ale and Liquor were among the highest valued goods amongst their people.

All conversations died when Nagash approached the fire. She helped herself to a bottle of Boron's Tears but no one would make and room for her. To gain some respect, she almost sat down on one of the men, causing him to scramble to the side and make room for her. All eyes were watching, no mouth said a word. After futilely fumbling with the bottle for a while Nagash gave it to the man she had almost buried under her rump. He looked at the others in confusion before slowly uncorking the thing and giving it back to her.

She offered it to Daisy whose refusals echoed much too loudly in the quiet group: "No, no, no, no, it's too strong for me, I will lose myself!"

Many an intoxicated mind listened up visibly in the pleasant caress of the sun that would settle soon.

"Come on, Daisy!" A drunk brother from the other side of the fire called fearlessly. "Drink with us!"

"Yah!" A few others chimed in and Nagash felt the tension loosen up a little. Following an impulse she pushed against the girl's back with her left hand and shoved the bottle into her face with the other.

"I will, urgh!" Daisy was able to say before Nagash poured the stinking liquid into her. After a few seconds, the girl started to cough and the green alcohol sprayed to the sides accompanied by thunderous laughter. The drops that landed in the fire produced a blue flame and a hiss. Nagash poured the rest of the substance down her own throat in one go. It burned horribly and tasted almost worse but one bottle was so tiny compared to her. Not a soul objected, when she took the next and had it opened by the man next to her, who in turn was much more forthcoming this time around. It felt strange but not impossible to be bonding with such small creatures. And Boron's Tears helped.

The two pouting washing women sat behind Dexter who was drinking as well, shooting the giantess nervous glances every now and then. After the third bottle, Nagash began to feel a little light headed and got cautious. Crushing one of the humans in a drunken stupor was something she wanted to avoid. She also noticed that some of the brothers abstained from the substance, looking at her hatefully, their weapons close by. She was having fun, she noticed, listening to the conversations the humans had and hoped that the night wouldn't turn ugly. Still, she went for a fourth bottle of snaps.

"With her," an extremely drunken brother said after a while, standing up swaying and gesturing towards Nagash, "I say we can crush the Howling Wolves and go raiding at our hearts desire! Who do they think they are, messing with the Spear Brothers?!"

"Yah!" The crowd cheered again and the drunkard went on: "Let us raise our cups to those fallen today, but also to our new bro- uh, - sister...may she smash our enemies to bits, while we take the spoils, hahaha!"

"To the giantess!" and, "To the monster!", and, "To the fallen!", they drank, some considerably more cheerful than others.

"To our new spear sister!" Daisy screamed cutely, suffering from a terrible case of the hiccups.

"Heh, giant!" A drunken brother addressed Nagash with his tongue hanging out, looking like a dullard. "How many men have you killed?"

Nagash had to think for a moment. Back when she had been with her clan she hadn't really counted the humans she broke.

"Counting only the ones who put up a fight?" She answered answered. "I'd say about a dozen."

"That's weak." He answered sloppily. "Even Oldbones has as many as you!"

Oldbones was exactly what his name promised, a grey haired, bony, skeleton of a man, resting on the hilt of his antiquated axe, sleeping.

"Well, let's see how the count stands after the next fight." Nagash proclaimed, accepting the challenge.

"Yes. But how many brothers will you have on that list by then?" One of the distrusting, sober brothers asked.

The happy atmosphere froze all of the sudden, as if a cold wind had come through. Nobody said a word while Nagash wrestled to find an answer that would reassure them. The speaker looked her square in the eye, his dark eyes filled with vengeful hatred. With every heartbeat, the situation grew more awkward, as the right words just wouldn't come.

"I will have you on my list if you don't start drinking already, you grumpy, old bugger!" A slurring, young, female voice called into the quiet. Everyone burst into laughter. Daisy beamed up at Nagash, her cheeks flushed red, clumsily sipping from a wooden cup. The drunken, tiny girl had jumped into the breach and washed the awkwardness away.

"Thank you." Nagash mouthed to her and padded the little human on the head.

"No but, really." Another brother addressed Dexter, taking a sip from his cup. "We all know each other. How will we make sure, she doesn't kill any of us by fault?"

"You are right." Dexter agreed. "That is a problem."

He turned to Nagash and began to explain: "We don't wear any colours, you see, and we keep our coats mixed. That way we sow confusion in disorganized ranks. It only works because every one of us knows every other brother's face by heart."

"It's not a problem!" Daisy jumped in and totteringly got to her feet. "I can sit on her shoulders and tell her who to smash!"

"That could work." Dexter said after a while, scratching the grey stubbles on his chin. "Looks like we've finally found some use for you in a fight, huh? Hehe!"

"Giantess!" Daisy said in a commanding tone and pointed at Dexter. "Smash him!"

Nagash looked between her and Dexter in confusion.

"It was a jape, you big fool!" Daisy laughed and had seemingly forgotten about the giantess's temperament. But instead of crushing the life out of the little girl, Nagash felt her lips bend into a smile.

"Get some rest, brothers!" One of the sober raiders called after a while. "We all need to be able to ride tomorrow."

The drunkards protested but Dexter settled the issue: "He's right! Go to sleep. Tomorrow we return west with our giantess!"

He raised his wooden cup to Nagash who was on her sixth bottle by then. Those raiders who had drunk of the substance raised their cups and bottles in unison. Those who were still awake, that was. A few had already fallen back and slumbered deeply. Nagash drained the bottle at once and turned to Daisy who was getting up.

"I, umm, I need to," The girl stammered tipsily and stumbled towards the forest to make water. Nagash had half a mind to follow but thought better of it. One drunkard stood up and dreamily went after Daisy as if he was walking on clouds. Nagash put her hand on his shoulders and gently pushed him back down again. He got the message and made himself comfortable on the grass.

Most of the others went to sleep were they had sat. Some had sleeping bags, some had blankets, others had nothing at all. Nagash put herself down away from the group. She couldn't rule out that some of the raiders were up to something and this way, she had a chance of hearing them come. She'd try not to sleep, she told herself, but the harder she tried the more tired she seemed to become. When she was on the brink of slumber she felt a pair of tiny hands on her belly.

Looking up, she saw that it was only Daisy, crawling up on her, eyes already closed, curling into a ball and falling asleep almost instantly. The alcohol had worked hard on the poor little thing. Nagash covered her with a hand and before she knew it, she drifted into a comfortable slumber herself.

She dreamed of the girls she had chased in the woods. Sleeping by a rock wall, they had cornered themselves, giving her all the time in the world to play with them. She devoured the smallest one first and towered over the others when her womanly parts suddenly demanded to be touched. She had known these urges before, but in the clan with the other giantesses around, she had never acted on them.

Once, Nagash had pretended to be asleep and then watched her mother take a little human into her bed, pressing it's little face in between her massive thighs until her breathing became erratic and a short, high pitched squeal of pleasure escaped her lips. Then her mother had snapped the slave's neck and tossed him aside like a used rag.

Curiously, Nagash ripped the clothes off the girls' bodies, studying their privates intently before using the first in the fashion her mother had. The power she felt, was amazing. Insatiably, she had dragged the girl along her snatch until the tiny head slipped inside of her and she had thrust the girl in and out of herself until the tiny thing had drowned in her juices. Breathing heavily and shaking in the legs, Nagash licked the body clean before throwing it into the woods.

The remaining sister had seen everything and begged Nagash to stop. Somehow, her feeble little pleas turned Nagash on even more, and she was far from done yet. She forced the human's legs apart and licked her down there and when Nagash finally pushed the girl's little mouth to her own sex, it knew what it was supposed to do.

It was different but undeniably pleasurable as well. She had that last girl for hours, forcing her to take her to that point time and again. When alas, Nagash felt it was time to return to her clan, she had put the exhausted little human on the trunk of a fallen tree and bestrode it, just like a human would sit on a horse. Then she rode it, slowly at first, relishing the feeling of the tiny thing breaking under her sex with every grind. She had left the girl there, mercifully dead after half an hour of getting crushed flat by her love making.

When Nagash looked behind in her dream, the girl had Daisy's face, somehow.

-

Birsel was clinging to Laura's folds with both hands, licking and sucking at the fleshy nob the goddess had pointed out to her. Laura was moaning and twitching and Birsel held on for dear live. Sometimes, massive fingers came, ready to pinch her in between them and rub her all over the place, but they cringed and moved back when Birsel intensified her efforts.

She was sweating, thirsty and exhausted but knew she could not let off lest Laura would crush her. When the gargantuan body reared up and a scream escaped Laura's lips, Birsel knew that she had accomplished what she set out to do. It was scary to witness the sheer force that came from the goddess gargantuan body in the heat of lust. After coming up, Laura's back fell down on the bed again and the tiny girl was thrown off the enormous, throbbing sex and landed hard on the queer surface where she bounced a few times. The gargantuan legs on either side of her where shaking in delight, sending vibrations through the bed that slowly woke Birsel up. Her world spinning, she was still catching her bearings when Laura sat up and looked down on her.

"Nice job, little one." The giantess said, considerably out of breath, and picked Birsel up in between her fingers. Huge brown eyes mustered her for a moment before a pitiful smile crept on cruel, gargantuan lips.

"I'd take you back to the village, but I'm too lazy. You're getting squished. Sorry..."

Birsel felt the massive digits moving closer together and panicked. They would crush her if Laura didn't stop. Her heart pounded as if it was going to rip out of her chest.

"Wait!" She cried out hastily, before Laura could force the air out of her lungs. "If you kill me, you'll have to kill my family as well!"

The goddess seemed amused by the argument but her thumb and index finger stopped pushing for a second.

"I'll smush them tomorrow, don't worry." she cooed and started to really crush Birsel in between her fingers.

"But...we're...weavers!" Birsel was able to croak before she had no air left.

"Weavers?" Laura asked with a raise of an eyebrow. "What do you mean?"

"No...clothes!" Birsel said, barely audible even to herself. The fingers released her a bit and Birsel drew in as much air as she could.

"We're the only weavers in Lauraville, goddess!" She explained so hastily that the words almost tumbled atop of each other when they spilled out of her mouth. "If you kill us, the people will have no clothes!"

The blood in Birsel's veins froze as Laura seemed to think for a moment. She started sweating uncontrollably and shook violently from time to time without being able to stop it.

"But they already have clothes." Laura argued against that, yet seemed to have become a little uncertain.

"Clothes wear and tear, especially during hard labour!" Birsel continued eagerly. "Without us, the people have to make their clothes themselves and will be less productive!"

Birsel looked deeply into Laura's eyes, not pleadingly, but trying to look reasonable, while every fibre of her body hoped that she would be spared.

"Not bad." Laura admitted after a period of consideration. "So, I guess, I'm not squishing you then, huh?"

Upon hearing these words Birsel's world spun again and she felt luckier than ever before. Tears welled up in her eyes and her body stopped twitching.

"But actually." Laura said while her smile reappeared. "I can go find some new weavers tomorrow. Surely there's a few in every village, right? How do you want it, fingers still? I kinda feel like making you join your co-workers..."

Birsel was lifted towards the goddess's mouth while she twitched and cried.

"No! Not in there again, please!" She begged.

"Oh, you don't like it in my mouth?" Laura purred. "Why, that's where everyone puts there food, no?"

"I'm not food!" Birsel whined but the giantess only grinned.

"Yes, you are." She said and dragged the entire length of her whale sized tongue over Birsel's body. "Mhhh. A tasty little morsel, you are."

"Oh!" Laura added with a cock of her brows. "Do you think your friends are still alive in me? Tell them I'm kinda sorry for swallowing them. Even though I'm really not. Oh my gosh, if they're still alive they hear everything I say, don't they?!"

"Little people!" She called, cutely looking at the ceiling. "Are you alive, little people?"

She turned her eyes back to the girl in her hand and faked disappointment. "Meh, I think they're gone already. Don't be sad, maybe you'll all end up in the same turd. Better than nothing, right?"

Birsel couldn't really follow the conversation any more. All she knew was that Laura toyed with her. It was something the giantess had done with villagers before and Birsel knew how it ended. She liked to bully people before she killed them. Desperately, Birsel started grasping for straws.

"Didn't you like the way I pleasured you, goddess?" She pleaded, deciding that staying alive was preferable to keeping her dignity. "Didn't you enjoy my service? Wouldn't you like to feel it again?"

-

After Lionel Logue had finally measured and catalogued the foot print, which included making a precise drawing of it, he and Dari were on their way again. They had shared some of Lionel's provisions which oddly contained mostly expensive blue cheese, white bred and red wine.

As it turned out, the adventurer, discoverer and scientist was marvellously equipped for Dari's purposes. He had a rain proof tent, a sleeping bag, dried mushrooms for staying awake and a special pipe stuffing of Mibeltube for going to sleep again. Dari guessed that excessive use of the last two explained most of his awkward behaviour. Although he carried all those expensive things about his person, he did not carry a weapon. He'd be almost too easy to kill, Dari thought, but of course she couldn't let him go after all this. Who knew what long term consequences her affiliation with Xardas would have. The fewer witnesses, the better. She hadn't killed Gunther and the stable boy without reason, even though she had gone soft on the bakers and their kids.

The road through the forest made a turn and suddenly a wind came up, carrying the most foul stench, Dari had ever smelled. Her horse reared and backed off, while she wretched out Lionel's provisions to the side.

"Ah, yes. The odor of corpses." Lionel said amused. "Most, heh, unpleasant!"

He offered her a mask of perfumed linen and Dari donned it without hesitation. She was used to the sewers of Gareth, which were arguably one of the worst smelling places in the world, but never had her nose been so offended as here. The odor of death and decay was excruciating. Lionel didn't seem to mind at all, neither did his horse.

Corpses, or what was left of them, were everywhere. Where in Andrafall, passers by had taken care of most of the bodies, the battlefield of Ludwig's keep was an open graveyard. The small village by the keep was abandoned but seemed still somewhat intact, the keep itself was reduced to nothing more than a pile of stones.

The centre of the battlefield had been just at the bottom of the hill, as evidenced by the density of crushed bodies. She looked at the drawn picture of Vengyr at the battle of Iron forest. Finding a single specific corpse here, would take weeks at the least, if he was left identifiable at all; only one body in ten seemed to be. She showed the picture to Lionel with the weird hope that he might just stumble over what she was looking for.

"How many giants were here?" She asked the discoverer, "Do you know? One hundred?"

"Two." Lionel said. "According to eyewitness accounts. Yes."

"Two hundred giants?!" Dari asked aghast. Surely, the crown's efforts of getting the giant-problem under control were not sufficient then.

"No. Mh. Mh." Lionel corrected. "Only two. Two point zero giants. Giantesses, to be exact. Yes."

"But giants are only nine to eleven meters tall, how could only two of them have killed so many people?" Dari countered.

"According to my hypothesis," Lionel argued and swelled his chest, "there is a new species of giant at work here. I call them Gigantus Horasius Loguae. Yes."

Someone as mighty as this Vengyr person would likely have fought at the centre of the battlefield, Dari reasoned and began her search there while Lionel went up to the keep in order to take some more measurements.

The bodies here looked as though they had been squashed multiple times. For most it was barely possible to say if they had been humanoid. To identify Vengyr, Dari went mostly by clothing but on some bodies not even that would serve. It was disgusting and frustrating work and the perfume in the mask gave her a headache.

Suddenly, the hair on Dari's neck stood up as it so often did when danger was looming. She looked around but saw nothing other than the thousands of ravens that feasted here and whose cawing and flapping of wings drowned out most other sounds. Her steed, that she bad bound to a post by the bottom of the hill was freaking out because of the smell anyway. She rattled some of the bodies to see if they would move. There had been horrible stories of undead people in Xardas's book. However, the dead seemed to remain dead after all.

"Hey!" Lionel suddenly called down at her from the top of the hill. He was very enthusiastic about something and waving at her like the madman that he was.

"Hey!" He repeated with a little hop. "I found your dead man! He is alive!"

-

Janna had used her spare time these last few days to experiment and research a bit more on the tiny population. They were quite nutritious. About two to three hundred per day should be enough for a healthy calorie level, Janna had calculated, and of course, Laura and her tried to eat other things as well. Laura's attempt to solve the food problem permanently by enslaving an entire village to non-stop food production was ill conceived and more like home gardening than industrial food production. When Janna started for food in the morning, she often gave Laura's village a glance from afar, thinking how much time she would save by eating it's people instead of going to find another village. It also had the appeal of the forbidden.

When Janna had seen a group of hunters scurry through the woods by the space ship two days earlier, she had felt like a little girl. They could only have been Laura's precious little workers. The five men had all hidden in the same bush, making them easy prey for her. Laura stood at the edge of the ship, enjoying the morning sun and would know what was going on when Janna suddenly started stomping the ground. Instead, Janna had turned her back to the hiding hunters, and plopped her butt right down on top of their hiding place. The satisfaction she felt when all manner of things were crushed under her behind had been a bright start in the day. She acted as if something had been in her boot before she moved on, leaving the tiny men deeply embedded in the imprint of her butt. It made her chuckle to think about it.

The sound of more houses getting flattened beneath her feet sent more tiny people fleeing from their homes. They had speculated, with all the people and the lord in the keep, the village would be largely ignored. They were wrong. Countless had already been trodden flat along with their homes.

"Come out, you little people." Janna teased. "It is annihilation time."

She had learned to love these games. They made her unbelievably wet in the loins and after she had put a community under foot she'd usually find a nice, quiet spot and finger herself to the memory. The morbid fascination of near absolute power over hundreds of beings that were, at the end of the day, just like her was unbelievable. They had simply picked shorter straws than her. Much shorter.

She chased a running woman that was carrying something with the tip of her boot for a moment before crushing her. After she withdrew her foot she let it settle on some grandfather that was crawling slowly over the ground. The thick soles of her boots let only a slight resistance be felt when Janna trod on some unfortunate person, yet she loved doing it with them. Squashing people barefoot had it's merits as well, a more intensive feeling for one, but the heavy foot wear allowed Janna to squash anything and anyone completely without concern weapons, sharp edges or splinters.

A young couple was next to fall victim to Janna's feet. When she stomped down on them the boy shoved his beloved aside sending her falling and rolling over the ground while he was crushed to paste under Janna's weight. When the girl looked up, she only saw the giant foot, resting on top of her lover. In a fit of madness she ran to it and beat the brown leather with her puny little hands. Janna lifted her foot to let the girl see what had become of her boyfriend before joining them as one for eternity. Rhythmically stomping up and down, house after house fell victim to Janna's feet until the village was reduced to splinters and tramped earth.

"Lunch break." She announced and turned her attention to the people in the bergfried.

They had arranged bowmen with fire arrows on top of the tower. Not a bad move indeed, because Janna's hair and t-shirt could be set alight if enough arrows hit a single spot. She moved into arrow range face first and when the first volley of arrows soared towards her, she blew as hard as she could. The wind she created simply blew the arrows aside and even put out the fire on some of them.

"Again! Draw!" Janna heard, faintly from the top of the tower "Loose!"

Another volley of arrows was met by her blowing and all but a single one failed to hit her. A petty little sting in her upper lip told Janna that she had been hit. She pinched the tiny wooden splinter in between her fingernails and drew it out. It hadn't penetrated deep at all, it's kinetic energy just no match for the sheer size of her.

"Draw!" It rang softly from the bergfried.

"Shoot me one more time and I crush you all." Janna threatened from above.

"Loose!" Came the defiant command after who ever was in charge had processed what the giantess had said.

Not a single arrow left the battlements.

Janna smiled and moved closer, ready to fill her belly. As she loomed over them, the archers tried to get inside the tower and squeezed towards the narrow stairway down. Apparently though, the inside of the stronghold was already packed quite tightly. She reached right into the hustle and filled her mouth with the puny little things. Naked, they tasted better, but usually Janna was too impatient and ate them along with anything they had on them. When she ate soldiers or knights, sometimes a tiny sword or a spear would sting her gums or tongue, an immediate death sentence for anyone or anything unfortunate enough to be in her mouth. Like fish bones, she would sometimes spit out bent swords or mangled pieces of armour.

As half as big as a shoe box, the tower was quite big and an impressive accomplishment for the little people. But what was enough to repell brigands and plunderers was nothing more than a tightly packed lunch box to Janna. Soon, the top floor was void of any people, only a lucky few having made it inside. When she held the lord of the hold fast in between her fingers, Janna considered talking to him for a second, but dismissed the idea soon enough and made him join his minions. His chain mail produced a gnashing sound when he was ground to paste in between her molars.

Before tearing into the building, Janna put a handful of earth in front of the main gate to prevent any smart people from escaping, finally putting them all, one hundred percent, at her mercy. Whilst she was still indulging in the thought, a voice behind her made her cringe: "Hey, you!"

It was male and far too strong for any of the little people to have uttered it. A pinch of fear crept into Janna's chest when she spun around and looked for the talker. There he stood, at the other end of the wasteland that she had turned the village into. He was smaller than a ken doll, but almost as handsome in a strange, crude sort of way.

His body was as defined as Ken's but wore many a scar, speaking of hardship. His head was covered in coarse knots of red hair and his young face spoke of youth and vitality. Janna didn't know what to make of him. He was barely clothed and unarmed and probably didn't pose a greater threat to her than a normal sized rat. Yet he stood there, looking at her with his deep, blue eyes under somewhat savage, red eyebrows, as if he had just spoken to an ally.

"What are you doing?" He addressed Janna in a scolding tone "We're supposed to look for Vengyr, don't you know? Albino said so!"

Janna was perplexed. Not only was this comparative giant the largest worldly being she had come across so far, but he had come out of nowhere, apparently thought to be of one kind with her and spoke a bunch of nonsense. The name Vengyr had rang a bell though, but she couldn't quite remember where she had heard it before. She just stared at him, unsure what to say or do.

"Are you as dim as you are big, woman?!" He urged her. "Come, help me look for the druid!"

The druid! Janna remembered now, late king Aele had said the name right before the druid had turned Laura into a zombie. But she had crushed him.

"I didn't know any giantess could grow this large." He pondered while walking closer to her. Reflexively, Janna shrunk back.

"Don't fear me, you big idiot!" The boyish giant said in a reassuring tone. "Can you speak?"

"Yes." Janna said matter of factly and began to try and wrap her mind around what was happening.

"Good." The boy said slowly as if he was talking to a child. "I am Hagar. Albino, our king, has ordered us to find the druid Vengyr, so that we can destroy him for banning us into the mountains at the battle of iron forest. Do you understand?"

Janna barely understood a single word.

"I think he's dead." She said. "I crushed him at Ludwig's Keep."

"Are you sure it is him?" He asked, raising a red eyebrow. "We will have to go there and see. Albino says, Vengyr is weak but alive. I don't think one could crush to death a being as mighty as he, not even you."

"Who is Albino?" Janna asked concerned still trying to make sense of things.

I am Albino, evil, witch finder.

"Why, Albino, our king." The boy said as if he couldn't believe that Janna never heard of him.

"What do you mean, 'our king'?" Janna asked, slightly objecting. "King of what?"

"Of the giants!" The boy said as if it was as obvious as clear sky. "That means, he is your king too! Now take me to that place to look for the druid!"

Even on her knees, Janna towered over the young giant like a tree. To her, he was about the size the little people would be to him, even larger in fact. He couldn't make her do anything, but he seemed too young and naive to understand that.

Still, Janna was inclined to engage in this new development. If there were more like him, they would have the potential to make for some sturdier toys and might be able to help Laura and her to solve their food problem. She decided to play along for the moment.

"As you wish." She gave in and lowered her head in submission. "Let me just finish here, and I will lead you there."

"Finish what?" the boy asked with a hint of disapproval.

"My meal." Janna said and gave him a wicked smile.

-

Birsel collapsed as soon as Laura dropped her gently in the centre of the village. The giantess had made her do it twice again before she seemed satisfied. With each turn, Birsel learned more about her new profession. She was tasked, now, to teach others as well. A new profession in Lauraville's economics: Getting the giant, young goddess off. Laura had lifted Foreman the foreman to her face and instructed him. Of course, every one in the village could hear her words.

They all stood and looked at Birsel's naked form, shivering on the dirty ground. Some looked as though they felt for her, others looked disaproving, even spiteful. When Foreman was dropped by her side he didn't give her anything to cover herself with. He didn't even look down at her.

"I am to assign you any female worker that you require." He said in his cold, offical tone and the usual cock of his nose. "I would like to remind you though, that the provision of food be of paramount importance. Any labourer you withdraw from that endeavour might have a negative impact on the village's productivity and will thus endanger us all. So I...beg you...to practise moderation."

With that he stepped off, stiff-legged as ever.

"Child!" Birsel heard her mother's voice behind her and a blanket was wrapped around her shoulders. Her elder brother Alrik, the builder, carried her back to their home. Laura had returned to her giant iron dome and all the people gathered at the side of the street to look at her. She could see them whisper and exchange shocked glances. The girls of Birsel's age, tried to hide their faces from her. Birsel faught back a tear. She had survived the unthinkable and now this. She'd make them all pay. Anyone of them who looked at her spitefully now, anyone of them who didn't help her, she'd condemn them or their daughters to Laura's cunt. A warm and moist grave for the slimy little serpents they were.

-

Dari climbed over the ruins of what had once been a gate. Some of the stones had been pushed deep into the ground as if something heavy had sat atop of them and the wood had cracked of it. There were no corpses to be seen here, but the stench of the battlefield was omnipresent. Eagerly she climbed, jumped and ran towards were Lionel Logue had stood. Then she saw him, right in the middle of one of the two half moon shaped swales, kneeling down by a man. It was Vengyr, Dari noticed at first glance.

He was partially pushed into the ground, like the stones, but his beard and clothing were unmistakeable. And he was alive, Lionel had been right, but only barely so. Spittle ran down his chin as he attempted to talk, his belly had burst and spilled part of his guts into the dirt and his broken frame did not seem to permit him much movement any more. Dried blood was everywhere about him, on his clothes, his beard and on his skin. His eyes twitched around in violent confusion. The ravens seemed to be drawn to him like flies, but they did not peck at him as they would at any other man. They seemed to grieve for him.

"What do we do?" Lionel asked with wide eyes.

"I don't know." Dari answered, and that was true. She put the man's guts back into his flattened body the way they should be and searched Lionel's backpack for needle and yarn. She had extensive, forbidden knowledge of anatomy but she had only ever learned and used it in order to make people die quicker and quieter, never to keep them alive. Suddenly, the strange sense of danger was there again. She ignored it and went to work, to sew the broken druid shut. The way he was crushed, it seemed to be a miracle that he was alive. But then again, normal rules of living and dying might not apply to someone this fancy. She wondered if she would get a passage in Xardas's history book for this, but her role was probably too mundane. Sewing up a body for healing didn't compete well with trying to communicate with arch-demons. Lionel stood by, absolutely helpless. It seemed that among all those things he was educated in, was not a single useful skill.

When she was done stitching, Dari fumbled for the amulet.

"Let's see if this works." She mumbled and wondered about what to say in order to call for Xardas.

Suddenly, a skinny, blood stained hand grabbed her wrist. It was Vengyr. He stared at the amulet in utter terror before shifting his eyes to look into hers.

"No!" He whispered, barely audible, which seemed to cost him all the strength he had left. Dari froze and looked back. This was what she had come here for. Xardas had sent her. She shouldn't hesitate! If she didn't deliver, Xardas would kill her. Or worse. He was capable of worse, far worse, Dari knew. But calling him now would mean to send Vengyr into this hell instead of her.

"Better you than me." Dari whispered and tore the amulet loose from her throat. The tingling in her neck became almost unbearable as she noticed something else. Thousands of ravens took off into the sky at once, the flapping of their wings making for an ear deafening orchestra of black. Their sheer mass even blocked out the sun for a second. Only then did Dari notice tremors in the ground. She looked at Vengyr in hopes of finding an explanation and saw that his eyes had now widened even more.

"Hide!" He coughed, before falling unconscious in Dari's arms.

-

Janna had to walk slowly to let the boy-giant keep up with her. He seemed to be very excited about Janna's size and power, thinking that she was on his side. The ease with which she had turned a holdfast full of people into her dinner had impressed him deeply. He went on and on about how they would win the war this time and make the druids and witches pay. Apparently, the druids and witches had once cast a mighty spell that had banned the the 'giants', as the boy called his species, into the earth, putting an end to a long and gruesome war with mankind.

Killing druids and witches was something that Janna could very well support but the boy's plans for Janna helping them to subdue the humans might turn out differently than he thought. In the end, they'd cry and beg for mercy just like the villagers had that now filled Janna's belly. When she had eaten enough she had buried the rest of them alive, crushing the wooden keep as flat as a pancake under her butt. She had half a mind to try what Hagar thought about her sitting on top of him. Hagar, that was the boys name, sounding old and archaic, much too awe inspiring for such a green little boy.

Janna had refused to tell him her name, when he had asked, for she knew that it would sound odd to him and might reveal that she was not at all one of his kind. He called her 'Glutton' instead, for the way she had eaten all those villagers.

When finally, Ludiwg's keep was in sight, Janna was still listening eagerly to the tiny giant beside her. His ongoings about how the world would look once humanity was enslaved and the giants ruled everything were pointless but very insightful. Albino's vision for the future of the giants saw fit, that they move into the human system of feudalism and take the place of the nobility. Hagar hoped to become a lord of some sort for finding Vengyr. The idea promised not a just but possibly functional future for everyone, without too much war and all that and enough to eat for the bigger species. This sparked an idea of Janna's very own. If she could use the giants to enslave humanity at large, She and Laura might have enough to eat without going for days on end. She'd just have to replace Albino with Laura and herself. A vision of a gargantuan throne, carved into a mountain, with humans and giants tending to her every need, grew in Janna's mind.

When they approached the keep, thousands of ravens took off into the sky. The smell of death and decay was very unpleasant and Janna wished nothing more than to leave as quickly as possible.

"You did this?" Hagar asked with a hand covering his mouth nodding at the carnage at their feet. Upon Janna's nodding he only looked around in admiration.

She found the druid immediately, right were he had been, but not in the horrible state her butt had left him in. There was a lot of blood, but no guts, she saw. He still looked rather dead when she took him in between her fingers, all limp and crushed, but a little bit of warmth still radiating from his body told her that he was not.

"You're right, he is alive." She remarked in amazement.

"Did you destroy this keep too?" Hagar asked and laboriously climbed to the top of the hill.

Before Janna could utter a response, a tiny human in green and brown attire strode towards her from behind a stone.

-

"Stay here, you damned fool!" Dari had hissed but Lionel was just too excited.

"They're real! I'm right! His magnificence will be so pleased!" He had muttered on and on as they hid behind the boulder Dari had dragged him behind.

He was right though. His hypothesis seemed true. Dari had only caught a glimpse of the gargantuan monster that towered above them but she knew, getting seen by it would be their end. If it was one of the two that committed the massacres of Andrafall and Ludwig's Keep not being seen by it was the only feasible course of action. Lionel, though, didn't seem to understand the concept of staying alive.

"I'll talk to her. Yes!" He had said with wide eyes and looked like a little boy that was having cake for the first time in his life. A moment later, he was gone.

"Dear marvellously gigantic giantess!" Dari could hear him holler. "My name is Lionel Logue, adventurer, discoverer and scientist by the pleasure of his royal magnificence Horasio III and I am here to discover you!"

Dari couldn't help it. She had to look. Carefully, she peeked around the corner and saw. Lionel was standing there, his arms spread wide and even from behind Dari could tell that he had a massive grin on his face. Then she saw the other. If there were any gods they should have never let something grow so big. Or perhaps this was a god, Dari couldn't know. She only knew that if this thing wanted to kill her, there'd be virtually no way out. Dari was quick, she could run fast, jump big distances and avoid most anything. But this giantess could simply lay waste to the entire hill they were standing on.

"Are you a druid?" Her voice washed over the mountain like thunder. It shook every single one of Dari's bones to the marrow. The tingling in her neck was gone as if her instinct that had warned her so many times had given up on her for ignoring it so foolishly this time. Or maybe it was already too late for her.

Opposite Lionel, she saw what could only be a regular sized giant climbing the hill. He looked young and inexperienced but also quick and strong. He was massive and frightening on his own, clothed in dirty furs and impossibly huge. Still, he paled in comparison to the female, but the behemoth of a woman didn't seem to pay him any mind.

"Albino never lies." He said when he was at the top. "Give him to me."

The giantess chose to ignore him completely and still looked at the human, demanding an answer.

"I am not a druid, dearest titaness!" Lionel said insecurely, eyeing the ogre suspiciously.

"You're worthless, then." She answered and in the blink of an eye she snatched the tiny man off the ground. She gave his screaming form a look from each side before lazily tossing him into her cavernous maw. If she hadn't lost her food before, Dari might have wretched when the gargantuan maw made a move and squelched the man to a pulp. The monster's face twisted in disgust and a moment later she spat the mashed body into the distance. Parts of what had been Lionel and his equipment rained down all around Dari's hiding spot.

She couldn't hold it any more. She pulled back into cover and gagged in revulsion, but nothing but spittle and bile ran to the ground. Then Dari heard the giantess mutter something about blue cheese before the male giant called for silence. He sniffed at the air as though picking up some peculiar scent. Dari's heart missed a beat.

"There are more humans here." He announced and took a few steps towards Dari's hiding spot.

"Isn't it Vengyr you are smelling?" The titaness asked from above while the giant came uncomfortably close to Dari's stone.

"No." She heard him answer and saw giant hands, large enough to crush her head in, grab the edge of the boulder she was hiding behind. She could see his face from below, drawing in the air through his nostrils, before he looked down. Hearing him come closer, Dari had looked for a way out but didn't find any. Instead, she had pulled the vial of Zorgan's dread from her pockets and filled the Mengbillar to the full. Her eyes met the young giant's for a second before the dagger spun through the air and sliced through the centre of his left eye.

He reared back and screamed in pain before furiously coming back after her. His vision impaired it was easy to avoid his initial grasp and Dari sprinted what she could, away from him, towards the path off the hill. She knew, if the larger one came after her, no stone would be big enough to protect her.

The giant rushed after her, stumbling clumsily, still holding his bleeding eye. Still, he was quicker than her by far in the long run, for his long legs allowed him to get over obstacles much faster. Dari shifted left and right, slipped through gaps that he wouldn't fit through, successfully avoiding him for the moment.

The poison was already showing it's first effects. He was getting slower and even more clumsy. With every step he took he seemed to be less and less stable, until finally, a child could have avoided his ill-aimed strikes. He collapsed to his knees and started gasping, then he fell to the ground and drew his final three breaths.

"Not bad." The thunderous voice of the giantess washed over her and almost made her heart stop. She was standing right above Dari and looked rather displeased.

"But I wanted to keep this one, you know?"

She extended her fingers to pick Dari up.

"No!" Dari screamed and slashed the gut-ripper into the skin of the thumb that was large enough to squish her like a fly. The blade went in but when Dari tried to pull it back out with the blades fanned, the weapon broke and remained stuck. Still, the giantess seemed to have felt it.

"Ouch! You little shit! I will hurt you for this!" She roared and tried to pinch Dari against the ground. The massive digits only picked up a bunch of earth because the girl had slipped aside at the last moment. A huge hand, easily four meters high, slammed into Dari's way, blocking her way like a wall.

"You know, if I wanted to swat you I would have done it by now. I want to rip your little limbs out before I digest you alive." The giantess said with a vengeful smile while her fingers came at Dari again.

Dari had never felt so powerless. Like a little bug on a cobble street, she crawled from cover to cover while gargantuan fingers clawed after her. Tears filled her eyes over her helplessness and in a moment of total devastation, Dari felt herself being pushed to the ground.

"Got you.", The giantess proclaimed triumphantly and lifted Dari to her enormous face. Dari tried desperately to get to her jaw-stabber but the massive digits crushed her flat in between them. Giant blue eyes inspected her all over. Then, while the giantess freed Dari's right arm to rip it off, there was an opportunity. With lighting speed Dari drew the jaw-stabber and thrust the razor sharp blade into the giantess's skin.

"Ah!" Came the immediate response and Dari felt that she was falling. She fell, and fell, soon past the point where the giantess might have caught her. A peculiar sense of dying befell her as she rushed towards the death bringing ground.

So, that was it, she thought. The most accomplished assassin of her time, not executed in a city, not tortured to death in a dungeon, not crushed by a giant monster, but dropped out of thin air and smashed to bits on the ever closing ground. A rather unbefitting end, she felt, oddly disappointed. She noted that she still had the amulet in her left hand, having simply forgotten about it in shock. A sad smile crept on her lips at the thought of what her death meant for Xardas's plans. Or if it mattered at all.

Then, for a moment, she could even see the wizard, top down as she was, falling to his death with her. Then he covered her eyes with his hands and the falling stopped.

As gently as if she had fallen out of her bed, Dari landed on a pillow of grass. She immediately knew that she was somewhere else.

The air smelled of evening, damp moss and trees. She was lying on the ground, face down, the fear still aching in her limbs. Painfully, she got up and caught her bearings. They were standing in the forest on a little hill that gave limited view of Ludwig's keep in the distance. The giantess was furious about Dari's escape and seemed determined to flatten everything that was even remotely above ground level, which would inevitably include the horses at some point.

Xardas stood under a nearby tree and looked on, as sad and tired as ever.

"Did you know that this would happen?" Dari asked him and stepped to his side.
"No." He admitted. "But it's the last piece of the jigsaw I have been working to solve since I left you. The space and time continuum is failing. The world is going to end."

"How?" Dari demanded to know.

He seemed surprised and turned towards her: "How? Why, is the assassin now concerned about the well being of the world?"

"It's my world too, isn't it?!" Dari countered but knew that she would probably barely understand what came next.

"Fair enough." He inclined his head. "You see, I have been fearing this for a long time now. Vengyr, the fool, has meddled with dark forces to accomplish what he did to the giants in the battle of iron forest. This has ripped a whole into our dimension, hence the gargantuan monster that pledged to...rip you apart and digest you alive, was it?"

"But they are here now, what are you going to do about it?" Dari asked concerned.

"Oh, they have to go, sooner rather than later." Xardas said with a tired shrug. "I don't know how much time we have exactly. The whole has been torn, and it is ever growing, I'm afraid. But killing the mega giants will not serve to stitch it up. We have to ban them back to where they came from."

"And how will you do that?" Dari asked, turning towards the old sorcerer while she already guessed his answer.

He sighed but a little smile crept on his thin, cracked lips: "I will need time. And Vengyr."

Dari had dreaded this coming. The giantess had Vengyr, she saw it, and getting close to that behemoth again, was the thing Dari wanted least in the world.

"She has crushed your horse and that of your unfortunate companion." Xardas remarked. "But it should be easy for you to follow her footsteps. They're pretty big. Call me through the amulet when you have the druid."

Curse words twisted on Dari's tongue and she fought hard not to speak them out loud.

"Oh, one more thing." Xardas added after he had walked a few steps away from Dari. "Don't die. And watch out, she is coming this way."

"Wait!" Dari called but a moment too late as with a 'woosh', the wizard had already disappeared.

"Why don't you help me with this?" She whispered into forest but the only answer were the giantess foot steps, quickly drawing closer to where Dari stood.

-

Nagash awoke from her dream in a state of unbearable arousal. Before she was fully at her senses, she had slipped a finger inside herself and gently caressed the inside of her woman hood. Her eyes travelled to Daisy who was still slumbering innocently on her chest, moving up and down ever faster with Nagash's quickening breaths. She wanted it, but she couldn't go through with it.

She dropped the girl on the ground as gently as she could. Even with clothes on the tiny, innocent thing looked so sweet that Nagash had hard time holding herself back. She wanted to know what Daisy felt like. Just once. She looked over to the rest of the band of raiders and saw that those who hadn't drunk were still sitting at the fire, dozing, talking quietly or holding nocturnal vigil in silence.

It wasn't late yet, the moon had barely risen and the last rays of sunlight still dipped the top of the tree line in a warm light. Acting as though she was turning in her sleep, Nagash tugged her breasts free and rolled over the tiny girl, burrying her under her chest. No one could blame her. She was sleeping, after all. Nagash's right breast covered Daisy's face completely and it wasn't long before the girl started twitching. The giantess didn't move, resting on top the little human with all the weight of her chest, slowly smothering Daisy to death.

Daisy was awake now and she scratched and clawed at Nagash's body but the feeble struggles only made it better. When the squirming grew weaker, Nagash rolled onto her back again, still acting the sleeper. She felt little Daisy crawl away from her, but like a child reaching for something to hug in the night, Nagash pulled her in again.

"No." Daisy squeaked softly before Nagash's tits rolled over her again. The giantess couldn't help but smile as the tiny human started struggling for air again. It was all nice foreplay, but couldn't hope to satisfy. Frustrated, Nagash rolled back and let her tiny friend go. It was hard to stay still and try to sleep after that. She considered going into the woods as though to make water and get herself off, but that wasn't the same. Still, it was all she could do if she wanted to get any sleep.

She got up, slowly, and rubbed her eyes, acted surprised to see Daisy back, cowering at the fire and made her way into the woods. She found a neat little place, sat down and began to touch herself. Thinking of Daisy served well, but it was slightly disappointing. Again and again the image in her mind slipped and she wound herself asking, what she was doing with a bunch of humans at night in a forest, rubbing herself off. That was when she noticed a face among the leaves.

Visibly shaking, but undeniably aroused, Dexter stepped out of the bushes. He couldn't have had a better timing. Without a second thought, Nagash grabbed him by the hip and pulled him over to her. As well as her giant hands could, she helped to undress him and soon his erect, tiny human cock stood up straight before her in the evening. It was about was long as the tip of her index finger, quite a size for a human.

He got up and tried to move the giantess's legs apart. Nagash didn't know much about the human way of love making, and so she let him have his go. She had to help him part her legs, for his arms, though undeniably strong, couldn't hope to lift them. Laying on her back, Nagash found that he looked pathetic with his tiny little cock before her comparatively monstrous woman hood. Still, she didn't intervene. The women had been right, she thought, Dexter did take every girl in his band.

He didn't fill her, at all, and lying passively on her back, she found his humping and pounding more humorous than stimulating. She let her finger circle around her loveknob so not to entirely lose the mood. Dexter didn't seem too satisfied either. Fed up, Nagsah got off her back and pushed the tiny man to the ground. She knelt before, or rather above him and saw that his member was losing size and rigidity. She lowered her mouth, drew out her long, fleshy tongue and gave it a lick. Within a heart beat, it stood straight up again.

Again and again, Nagash licked over Dexter's cock before she drew all his manhood, bone and stones, into her mouth and sucked gently. A squeal of pleasure erupted from the Spear Brother's mouth and echoed from the nearby trees. Nagash enjoyed it as well, strangely. When she stopped sucking, he looked at her with wide eyes which grew fearfull as she lowered her hips onto his. His face grew painfull as her weight settled on top of him but when she stopped he urged her to keep going. She could feel him much better now, her tiny pathetic man with his diminuitive little cock inside her.

Pain and pleasure seemed to go through him simultaneously as she started to move back and forth on him. Quicker and quicker Nagash ground herself on his hips as the pleasure started to spread in her loins. When she started to move up and down on him he tried to push her away but she took his arms in her hands and pushed them against the cold ground. Little whimpers of pain now came, every time Nagash's hips crashed gently onto the human's pelvis. She couldn't over do this lest she cripple the little man. She got off him and sucked at his manhood again which seemingly suited him much better. It wasn't long before he grunted and shot his pathetic little load onto her tongue.

After Nagash had Swallowed his seed, Dexter scrambled to his feet and collect his clothes, visibly satisfied.

"You're not finished." She whispered and took his arm into her hand. She gave him a disappointed look. Of course, the rules of this game didn't include any obligation on his part to get her off, but Nagash wanted it, needed it and would have it, whether he consented or not. She couldn't risk to hurt him though, especially not now. She leaned back and spread her legs, drawing him closer to her woman hood. He came, half being pulled, half walking on his own curiosity. Gingerly, Nagash inserted his arm into her self, showing him how to do it before he move it on his own.

The other arm came in as well and Nagash felt the pleasureable feeling build up again. Her breathing quickened while he massaged her and her hips moved gently back and forth. Almost insecurely, she grabbed his neck from behind and pushed him facefirst onto her clitoris. He didn't mind first but tried to pull back soon after. She didn't let him. As her breaths became heavier she pushed his face all over it, stimulating herself towards climax. He protested and faught and his arms left her most inner spot.

"Wait, you selfish, little prick." Nagash said and pushed him head first into her vulva. It had a sense of heavenly justice to the way his protests were muffled inside her. She arched her back and pushed him deeper, drawing him out again, shoving him in again, letting him know with every time that he was not her leader, not her boss, but just a toy to her, a tool to fulfil her desires. The few times his face left her folds he drew in breaths like a drowning man and didn't waste any more time protesting.

Nagash masturbated until she came right on top of him and held him inside her for a while longer. His body twitched and spasmed, adding a nice edge to her post orgasm. The thought of drowning him in there crossed her mind but he was too important for her plan with the raiders. He was the one who held the lot together, he was the one whom they all followed. For now.

When she let go of him, he frantically struggled free and coughed up two mouths full of the slime he was covered in. He gave her the look of a beaten dog, gathered up his things and made back to the camp, his cock tugged between his legs. Nagash smiled victoriously. He could never let anyone know about this, lest the other men would lose all respect for him. Perhaps, upon occasion, Nagash would use him again.

That was when she noticed the tremors in the ground.

 

Chapter 7 by squashed123
Author's Notes:

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Chapter 7


The rusty, old chains rattled as they were dragged over the dry wood. The little pin that prevented the gearwheel from rolling backwards clicked with every next tooth. Giant white hands worked the mechanic until the naked witch was stretched out on the rack. She was breathing quickly and afraid but did not make a sound. The pale giant leaned over and impaled her with his red eyes. His head was bare of any hair but red runes were painted all over him, ancient and archaic, their meaning lost to but a few. The evening fell silent as they looked at each other. The giant's face was indecipherable but the young witch was increasingly terrified.


Other giants stood in a large circle around the stretching bank, observing their king interrogate the enemy. The bodies of the four unfortunate souls that had been interrogated before lay piled up next to the scene. Their bodies were stretched and torn, and some were missing limbs. When the young witch looked over to the pile, the giant grinned, showing a row of pearly white teeth, filed to dagger points.


"Tell me, where is Vengyr?" He whispered and the witch looked back at him.


Her face hardened. She didn't know. None of them knew. When she failed to reply he touched the mechanic suggestively. The device was made by humans, for humans. Only the gods knew how the giants got their hands on it. They had probably taken it from some dungeon they had raided. Slow but steadily, Albino started to pull. The witch's joints and tendons stretched. Effortlessly he worked the mechanic, far too strong for her soft and tender flesh.


A scream tore the silence apart. Still his hands worked, stretching her further and further. She might have twitched and wiggled in pain but the chains that held her were already too tight. Still further. Her shoulders jumped out of their sockets. Her screams filled the night. It didn't seem to cost the giant any effort to stretch her this far. A last click of the pin, and he stopped.


"You do not know, do you?" He asked with a sigh.


Frantically, she shook her head, the last movement she was still capable of.


"Edda!" He called and a huge giantess entered the circle. "You have captured her. She is yours. Do with her as you please."


She was taller than the male giants, but not quite as tall as the pale one. Heavy footed she stepped closer and looked at the witch with indifference. Albino turned to go but she addressed him with a voice that sounded like bones being ground into powder.


"She witch, king." She rasped. "She no slave. She die!"


"Oh..." Albino said without turning around but lifted his head as if he had temporarily forgotten about the matter "Well."


As the giants walked away, Edda towered over the little witch on the rack.


"Iron." The giantess whispered with a wicked smile and touched the shackles around the tiny, human wrists.


She stretched out her index finger and pressed it on the witch's lips. She shook her head and moaned in protest but soon Edda had pried her little mouth open and forced a finger down into her throat. The witch twitched and twisted on her chains as she fought the asphyxiation. Edda smiled with a morbid fascination on her face. She liked killing and she was good at it.


She was well fed and heavy, even for a giantess, having feasted tirelessly on the helpless refugees on the roads of Andergast. Edda the Child-eater. Edda the Ogre. Those were the notorious names the humans had given her. And she had earned them.


When her victim neared death, she withdrew her finger and allowed it to breath again. The witch's lips were bloody and she was missing one of her front teeth. Edda's smile grew wider and she gave the stretching rack a closer look. It was a massive, solid thing. She worked the chains some more until the witch's knees and hips were uncoupled. Endless screaming filled the night, but there was no one near to care.


Edda positioned herself over the rack, her behind a meter high above the witch's head. The screaming ceased abruptly when she let herself fall. A crack was heard from the stretching bank, hurting under the giantess weight. The witch was still alive, even after the second time around. Her head bloodied and pressed flat, sideways, her eyes bulging from their sockets, only her flapping tongue foretold that she was still trying to breath.


After the third fall, the wood gave in, cracking and splintering to bits, just like the witch that had been tied upon it. But Edda didn't stop. Giggling girlishly every time her butt came down and produced another squelching sound.


-


Janna woke with a pounding headache. It had been day for a long time, by the looks of it. She had slept in her clothes for some reason but was pleased to find that at least she had gotten her boots off. She forced herself upwards and regretted it a moment later as the space ship rocked left and right before her eyes and her stomach turned. She was going to lay down again but it was too late. Hastily she stumbled out of her bed and ran, half falling, towards the edge of the ship where she wretched onto the ground below. The smell was sour, like an abandoned bottle of week-old beer.


The inside of the ship explained that. Empty bottles of Jake's beer were lying around, the case overturned and abandoned. A Petri dish was on the table, filled with beer too, and tiny puddles of what could only be vomit around it. Laura was sleeping nakedly on her belly with her legs spread, allowing Janna an intimate glimpse. On one of the chairs there was a tiny person, flat as paper, crushed beyond recognition. That was when she noticed a thread, bound to the chair, and when she followed it, all came back to her at once:


"Babe, are you here?" Janna had called into the space craft as she made her way up where the ship had broken in two. 'Babe', that was an odd expression she had never used before. It had just slipped off her tongue along with the rest of the words and Janna couldn't really tell why. Her surprise for Laura, she held tightly in her grip, not letting this tiny giant get away or be killed by some freak little alien that could vanish into thin air.


"Yeah, I'm here!" Laura called back, much too loud.


When Janna reached the top, she could only see shadows inside. The fire that burned in the usual spot had been neglected to the point where it only served to add a slightly stronger contrast to the few shapes that she could make out. She tossed a few trees that were piled up nearby into the fire and gazed into the ship as the shapes and spectres became forms with colours.


Laura was naked, sitting at a table, with four and a half empty bottles of beer in front of her. She looked drunk, tired and bored. This was not the state Janna had hoped to find her in.


"How have you been?" Janna asked concerned.


"Bored." Laura answered and raised the half empty bottle to her lips. "Lonely."


"You're not that lonely, I see." Janna commented when she noticed a tiny person move on the table.


"Oh, ya." Laura smiled drunkenly. "This is, uh, Birsel, my tiny fuck slave. She's helping me out, since there is no fucking cock to be had on this planet."


"Isn't that nice of her?" She added sarcastically and took another long drag from her bottle. "I would kill for a cigarette right now."


"I see you found Jake's beer." Janna noted with a sigh and came closer to the table.


"Yap." Laura burped and reached beneath her stool, producing a fresh bottle and tossing it over to Janna.


"Carefull!" Janna warned and almost had to leap forward to catch it. "We only have that one case!"


"Ya, whatever, it's not like it's precious." Laura shrugged and drank.


Janna twisted the bottle open and took a sip. The smell was somewhat odd, yet the shape of the bottle and the logo on it promised a taste that would pleasantly remind her of home. When the foul liquid touched her tongue however, she grimaced and spat it out.


"Hahaha, yap!" Laura giggled hysterically. "Jake's an idiot. It's official!"


Of course. Janna turned the bottle and saw that the beer had turned years ago. She knew that bad beer wouldn't exactly turn into poison but time had made it stale and foul of taste. Nonetheless, she took another swig and forced it down her throat, the pleasant numbness spreading in her head soon after.


"I haven't had any dinner." Laura said, smiling like a madman. "Shit's kickin' in real good."


"So I see." Janna sighed and sat down at the table, opposite side of her friend. "I brought you some."


When she had heard the shouting beneath her boots her initial reaction was to crush the first tiny raider she could spy in the dimly lit forest. Others scrambled to get away so she bent down, picking them up as fast as she could, stuffing their helpless forms into her pockets to play with where the light was better. Then, she had almost not believed her eyes, a Barbie-sized giantess had stumbled from in between the trees and stared up at her in complete and utter terror. Whenever the beast had struggled, Janna had squeezed it's torso while she hurried back to show Laura.


She put the giantess on the table into Laura's view, deliberately so as though it was a usual thing one found every day, whilst she fumbled in her pockets for the seven raiders she had been able to catch.


"The fuck?!" Laura gasped, her mouth gaping.


The giantess sat on the table, visibly scared out of her mind while Janna assembled the other captives.


"Form circle!" An older raider commanded and his minions huddled to his side.


"Ha, don't you just love it when your food employs defensive tactics?" Janna laughed and sipped on her beer.


Oddly, the giantess scrambled to her feet and huddled to the tinier beings, awkwardly trying to integrate into their formation.


"She's huge!" Laura exclaimed, having found her voice again.


"Yap." Janna smiled. "That's the newest shit this weird world has come up with. Apparently, these used to be the giants here, before we came around."


"How did you...what...why...." Laura stuttered, not taking her eyes off the creature.


Janna noticed that one of the tiny humans tried time and again to blend in with raiders but they continued to block her off. Janna recognized her red shirt and leather clothing.


"Well, what the fuck." She said, astounded. "Check this out. So, first I was sitting by some castle, eating and stuff, then one of these approach me, thinking I was like a big version of them or some shit, telling me all about his king 'Albino' and that the 'giants' wanted to take over the world."


Laura looked up, confusion and amusement mixing on her face.


"Then we go to find that super druid that made you beat me. He's still alive, by the way, I have him here. He's not much of a talker any more though."


She retrieved Vengyr from her pocket and put him on the table as well.


"Is it safe to bring him here?", Laura asked, concerned.


"It's kay, look, he's all squashed." Janna explained. "I need to know more about this stuff though, and the giants want him real bad, so...couldn't really leave him out there."


"And then?" Laura inquired, raising an eyebrow at the fantastic story Janna was unfolding.


"Then," Janna paused to add weight to her words, "We met this little bitch."


She pointed at the tiny girl in leather, who froze at the finger pointed at her.


-


Dari had clung to the giant boot for dear life. There was a brass buckle, holding three leather straps at the side that offered her grip and protection enough from the endless count of trees the giantess marched through. At some point there was shouting below and the giant foot lifted higher than before. The next thing she knew was that she was tucked in a prison of cloth with people whose voices she had never heard before. She would have been thrown off by the stomp, she figured, and captured while she was passed out.


After that, this. A giant iron table and a goddess on two ends of it. Dari didn't dare to move but stroked the amulet in her fists and called for Xardas under her breath. But the wizard didn't show.


The giantesses were talking to each other in an alien tongue Dari couldn't understand. Diplomacy, she thought, there had to be a way to talk herself out of this mess.


From the others on the table there was no help to be expected. They were just morsels, playthings for the giant beings, picked up along the way to be used and consumed like the starving children did with bugs and strays in the streets of Gareth. She tried to tackle the problem that way and asked herself what a bug might do to convince a Garethian street girl from filling her empty belly with it. Gold, of course, if a bug was ever able to produce it, but that wouldn't serve here. If they wanted gold, there would be mountains of it lying around or they would have demanded it by now. By the looks of the temple or what ever it was, they were more interested in iron than gold.


"You." The clothed behemoth suddenly addressed Dari in the common tongue.


Dari froze. This couldn't be good.


"I wanted to kill you after you slew my giant. How did you get away?" The giantess' thunderous voice washed over them all on the table.


Vengyr was there, only meters away from Dari. If only Xardas showed up and teleported them all out of here. The mountain of a girl genuinely looked as though she expected an answer.


"I poisoned your giant!" Dari exclaimed with a shaking voice. "After that, I got lucky! I clung to your boot until I was shaken off and you caught me!"


The best lies always had a little truth in them, although 'getting lucky' was not exactly the most detailed or plausible explanation since the giantess had basically levelled the entire hill in her rage.


"She is a real fighter that one." One goddess explained to the other while never lifting her gaze, "Pricked my finger to get free. Speaking of which, I think we two still have unfinished business, little one."


Dari was defenceless when the tree trunk sized fingers came for her this time.


"Punishment." The goddess in clothes announced and Dari was yanked upwards by her vest. Before she could attempt to slip out, she had already been carried over to one of the enormous brown bottles and dropped inside. At last notice she shot her arms out and managed to cling to the round, slippery edge of brown glass, futilely trying to pull herself up. Thunderous giggles shook her and the giantess extended an index finger above her and pushed her down.


Dari slipped and fell for a terrible second before splashing into the horribly reeking ale. Where many people would have drowned, she was easily able to keep herself above the water, or rather beer, even with her clothes on but there was no conceivable way out of here. The four giant eyes that watched her through the glass were horribly distorted as if this was a nightmare. 'Wake up!', Dari thought, and would have cried if it had helped.


"Please!" She pleaded and her voice echoed inside the bottle. "Let me out!"


"I believe your beer is demanding to be drunk." The naked giantess remarked, using the common tongue to mock.


A giant hand clasped the bottle and lifted it up, effortlessly, and tilted it towards a cavernous maw. Inside, Dari was still paddling, hoping that the giantess couldn't manage to drink all of the beer. The level was falling, and Dari along with it, as gulp after gulp of beer passed the goddess's lips and down into her belly where death and digestion awaited.


Dari tried clinging to the glass, but it was wet and slippery and didn't provide any hold. When she was in the neck of the bottle it went quickly, a loud wooshing sound and she was inside the giantess's maw. She couldn't breath, being swirled around in beer, but it didn't matter much for she knew all it took now was a single swallow and she would be gone.


Out of her mind, Dari reached for everything, anything to hold on to. She managed to get ahold on the edge of a tooth a few times, but the current created by the impossibly large tongue beneath her was too strong and she slipped away. Still, she refused to give up.


-


The girl in her mouth just wouldn't grow tired. The amount of resistance she put up, her will to stay alive, was remarkable. It would be a shame just to swallow this one, Janna found, and pushed the struggling thing against the roof of her mouth before sending the beer down into her belly without it.


"I think I'll make her my little fuck slave." Janna laughed after spitting the girl back onto the table.


"I could have mine here train her, if you like." Laura offered promiscuously. "She's really good. I had put her back into my village already, but somehow I got horny again."


She stroked her tiny slave's head with her finger before lifting her up and beneath the table, giving Janna a challenging look.


"Is this turning into some kind of lesbo session?" Janna asked, raising an eyebrow.


"Perhaps...'babe'." Laura winked and flashed her tongue over her shiny white teeth for a split second.


They had kissed before, drunk, at parties, but only ever to attract the attention of the boys. Yet somehow, now, Janna felt like kissing her for real, as she sat there with her smooth, brown skin, so cute and petite. She washed the thought out of her head with a new bottle of beer. It was as Laura said, there was no god damn cock to be had here. It was as though they were in prison, together.


"Anyway." Janna continued her initial story. "So I'm walking home and run into these little guys who have the Barbie doll here as a cherry on top."


"So, you mean to tell me," Laura began, one hand still beneath the table, "there is a bunch of Kens and Barbies running around out there, trying to take over the world?"


"Pretty much." Janna shrugged and drank.


"Will we let them?" Laura asked smilingly after a while.


"Well, I thought...", Janna began and made herself comfortable on the chair, "The tinies could make food and what not while the giants watch over them. We can't be everywhere at all times. We would sit as goddess emperors somewhere, having our every need tended to by tiny and tinier little things."


-


Only a madman would go south. Are they like me? No. It all made sense now. Nagash cowered on the cold, iron surface next to her puny little allies. Dexter was with them and Daisy too, plus a handful of others. They all looked pale and afraid.


The stranger girl, a beautiful, fit little thing, lay where the behemoth had spat her out, curled into a ball, her clothes wet from ale and spittle. They had not yet killed anyone on the table but they would eventually, if Nagash was any judge.


"Can you speak?" A question thundered, unmistakably directed at someone on the table.


When Nagash saw that everyone's eyes were upon her, she opened her mouth to speak, but couldn't, settling for a shaky nod instead. It was the naked one who had spoken to her, a mountain of a girl just like the other but a little smaller, with darker skin, black hair and softer features.


"Do it then." The impossibly huge being commanded.


Nagash's lips were shaking.


"I...I..." She stammered. "I..."


"Are you scared?" The behemoth asked with a mocking smile. "Why, you are as little to us as you are big to your little companions. They don't seem to fear you now?"


That was true, the Spear Brothers and Sisters had huddled up right beside her, even those who did not trust or like her. The two enormities starring them down were infinitely more scary. The naked one extended a hand and let it hover over their protective circle.


"Do you mind if I eat one of your friends?" She asked, letting her face show that Nagash's opinion didn't matter.


No, Nagash thought, only Daisy. Please don't eat Daisy. The humans looked up at her all, pleading expressions on their little faces, even Dexter's. Now it would show, if he was right to put his trust in her. But on the other hand, it didn't matter. Nagash wouldn't be able to stop the behemoth from what she was about to do.


When Nagash failed to respond the giantess asked: "Do you mind if I eat you?"


Nagash's mouth dried. She'd rather the giantess not eat any of the Spear Brothers, but the least she wanted was to be eaten herself, as she had done with so many humans. It was terrible to feel like food and Nagash decided not to eat humans ever again, or at least not to toy with them before eating. She nodded her head vigorously.


Her tormentor laughed: "Relax, I'm not gonna eat you, you're way to big to swallow."


"You can put her on a big stick and roast her." A human male's voice behind Nagash bellowed. "Then when she's nice and crispy, sprinkle some salt on the beast, and let us little people go. There's no meat on us, you'll only end up getting our scrawny little bones stuck in between your teeth! You might even get a belly ache, the way I see it. I've had the shits this whole summer! Must have been the-"


The sound that Dexter's fist made when it came crashing on the talkers face was sickening. The brother who had wanted to deny Nagash another bowl of potatoes earlier, had stood up from their circle to speak before Dexter had knocked him down.


"She's one of us now!" Dexter screamed at him. "And you're not going to rat her out!"


The man spat a mouth full of blood and broken teeth at Dexter's feet.


"Seems like there is disorder in your ranks." The clothed giantess noted with a smile. "Let me help you punish him."


"Fuck off!" Dexter spat at her defiantly after a second. "If you must eat one, let it be me!"


He put himself protectively over the brother who had just defied him.


"No!" A spear sister called and stood up herself. "We need our leader. Eat me instead, let the others go!"


"That's all very touching." The colossal, young woman intervened. "But my friend here is going to have to eat all of you. I ate the better part of an entire village's population today, seven of you are barely half a mouth full. She's going to eat all of you, save for your giant friend here."


Resignation spread amongst the Spear Brothers like a fever and they all looked to the ground or into the distance, or stared at Nagash with envy and hostility. Daisy gave Nagash a look that spoke of farewell.


"Might we have some of that ale then, before we die?" Dexter asked hopefully. "If I cannot go down fighting, I'd sooner go with a belly full of ale!"


-


That was the last thing Janna remembered though.


"Did we end up killing all the others?" She asked the tiny giantess sitting on her lap. The other end of the thread was bound around the young woman's neck. She thought about the crushed person on the other chair, the chair that had been hers the night before.


"I don't remember, mistress." The giantess spoke, holding her own head with a frown. "You made us drink so much. You were enjoying yourselves. I believe you took some of the raiders outside. That was when you tasked me to clean your boots. They are clean, mistress, I cleaned them all night, see. You said, you'd sit on me if I don't clean them, but I did! Please don't sit on me!"


Sitting on the tiny girl would be fun no doubt but Janna would put that off until she felt better. The boots, Janna saw, were clean indeed.


"What's up?" Laura yawned from her bed. "Urgh, what the fuck did we do yesterday?"


"Drinking games, apparently." Janna answered.


"One of my worse ideas." Laura admitted and stretched. "Well, you wanna go outside and see if they've prepared our breakfast?"


"Breakfast?" Janna asked perplexed. "Who, where?"


"My village, you ungrateful shmuck." Laura said with a laugh. "I told you it was good for something. Don't you remember?"


Janna could only shake her head and raise a brow.


"Well." Laura continued. "That raider captain guy named Dexter, he asked about my village and stuff and he promised that he could get them to have a breakfast big enough for both of us by the time we woke up. Which is now, if I'm not still dreaming."


"You actually bought that?" Janna asked perplexed. "He's probably out of Andergast by now."


"Nah, he cares real much for his 'Spear brothers', including the Barbie doll on your lap and that other kid you had clean your boots." Laura explained.


"Where's..." Janna began and looked around on the floor.


"I told her to hide in a niche." The giantess admitted fearfully. "We were afraid one of you might step on her without even noticing. She is so tiny you see, even amongst her own kind. Come out Daisy, your mistress wants you!"


Tiny feet slapped on the iron floor but were nowhere near large or heavy enough to make a sound. Daisy was tiny and Janna might have overlooked and crushed her, just as the tiny giantess had said. It took those short and slender legs awfully long to come up into shouting range.


"I am here, mistress, I serve at your pleasure!" Daisy squeaked.


Standing in front of Janna's toes she looked even tinier.


"Nagash." Laura commanded. "See that you clean this place up a bit."


Laura crawled out of her bed and strode towards the edge of the ship, naked as she was. Suddenly, the tiny giantess jumped from Janna's lap, slid down her legs and fished Daisy off the floor right before one of Laura's careless bare feet slammed down right where Daisy had stood. That tiny thing was going to get herself underfoot pretty soon, Janna judged.


She was confused about all of this, her hung-over mind not quite able to wrap around it yet. Some food would help, probably. Janna begrudged Laura that she could remember and that she didn't feel as bad as herself. She looked down. The tiny giantess Nagash was struggling to lift an empty bottle of beer. Laura had climbed outside.


"Daisy, come here." Janna commanded and the tiny girl scurried over to her massive bare feet.


"Yes, mistress?" She squeaked fearfully.


Janna raised one of her feet off the ground and moved it over her, cruelly slow, until she couldn't see the girl any more. After a few moments the girl rushed to the side, running for her life.


"Did I allow you to move?" Janna asked coldly and flexed her toes. "Stand still and let me crush you."


Something so tiny and fragile would not last long, Janna had decided, so all the better to enjoy killing her before she ended up squished accidentally by Laura or herself. Killing things might help clear her head. The girl didn't stop, so Janna planted her other foot in her way.


"Mistress." Nagash began and took a careful step forward raising her hands in a soothing motion. "There is no need to crush the little girl, she's has done everything you asked."


"I have no use for her." Janna shrugged while she watched Daisy running the other way. "Get back to work."


"But Mistress." Nagash pleaded hesitantly. "Daisy is skilled in healing, she will do well in your village."


The tiny giantess came creeping towards Janna, slowly and carefully, and visibly determined.


"I don't give two fucks about Laura's village." Janna spat and raised a foot to bury Daisy under it.


Janna's breaths grew shallow and she felt herself becoming aroused. She always got a little itchy when she power-played but now in her hungover state, the feeling was more demanding than usual. She'd make a nice little smear of the tiny girl and then see what next. The fact that Nagash seemed to try to talk her out of it made it only more exciting. She blocked the tiny girl's path yet again and when she cowered and looked about where to go next, Janna buried her under her toes, feeling her squirm. A little squirming always made it better.


Janna flushed and her hand shot in between her thighs almost involuntarily. A tiny, living, thinking girl, slave to her smothering toes. She wriggled them on top of her prey while she touched herself and gasped.


"Lick." She commanded. Daisy's tiny tongue could barely be felt on Janna's skin, but that was not what mattered. She slipped her hand inside her jeans and caressed herself. It felt good. She was going to have it now, and all little Daisy could do was to suffer it. She released the girl from under her toes and snatched her up, ripping her clothes off before tossing her onto Laura's bed. Wriggling out of her Jeans, Janna followed.


Daisy bounced a few times on the mattress and lost her bearing, when she caught herself and tried to hide beneath Laura's sheets, Janna was almost above her.


"Come here, little worm." Janna teased. "Your mistress wants to fuck you."


She drew the sheets aside and towered over her prey, victoriously. She was breathing heavily, enjoying every moment of it. Daisy was on her back, staring up at her, terror in her eyes. All pity or sympathy Janna might have felt was crushed beneath all her lechery. Her panties were soaking wet at the bottom, and she slipped out of them as well.


She put the girl on Laura's pillow and bestrode it. Daisy was so tiny and forlorn in between her massive thighs. Janna's crotch was covered in short pubes from lack of shaving but she didn't mind it at all. She used to do it because all the girls did, and now, there was no one around but Laura, and no college boy who could be turned away by it.


She lowered herself slowly onto the tiny girl, covering her in her wet hair before burying her under her labia. She shifted back and forth a few times and enjoyed the feeling of the helpless tiny thing, slave to her sex, her lust and her desire.


Her fingers helped Daisy slip inside her and then she bucked her hips into the pillow violently. This was what she had craved, this was what she had needed, she thought. There was to be no mercy.


-


Nagash chewed her fingers nervously. The mistress was going to kill Daisy for her pleasure. Crushing Daisy would have been easy for Nagash but for such an enormous being as Janna it would be a mere triviality and the mistress showed no sign of restraint whilst she rode the giant pillow and moaned. A sweet little thing such as Daisy should not die in such a way, Nagash decided. If anyone was to fuck her flat, it should be Nagash herself.


The plan was not the most cunning one, but Nagash had nothing else to come up with. She climbed onto the bed, behind the violently bucking hips and threw herself at them, kicking and screaming. The mistress spun around, never stopping her grinding, seized Nagash by the throat and glared into her eyes. There was naught but hunger and horniness in those eyes, and Nagash wondered if she might have looked the same whilst she pleased herself on Dexter.


"Please, mistress, let me-" Nagash began before she was yanked around and it was her, pinned on the pillow, the panting behemoth above her.


The weight of the giant woman was enough to force the air from Nagash's lungs and when Janna started to grind on her, she could feel her rips bend. The coarse hair that dragged over Nagash's faces was covered in Janna's juices already and the sweet smell of her sex bulldozed over everything else.


She was used, as she herself had used so many others, in a way that could be deadly, as Nagash well knew. It was all but for the soft pillow beneath her, that kept the titaness from grinding her bones to breakage.


The giantess let out a cry of relief as her motions grew harder yet. Nagash could only imagine what it was like for Daisy though, deep inside Janna's cunt. She tried to plead with her mistress but was only able to mutter a few gurgles that not even she herself could understand.


When Janna leaned backwards and started to scream with every thrust, Nagash knew that it would be over soon. Then Janna lifted herself off of her, her slit hovering just above Nagash's face, and fingered herself violently and quickly, drawing drops of her juices splashing down. It went on for a good fifteen seconds, until parts of what had been Daisy came out, flying, and the giantess wheezed and fell over backwards, burying Nagash under her butt.


When the giantess finally unmounted her, Nagash was covered in her juices and little bits of mangled corpse.


"Clean all this up and turn the pillow." Janna commanded and slipped into her underpants. She gave Nagash a last, deprecating look, before she turned around and left.


-


Dari dwelled in the shadows of a wood shed as the terrible, naked goddess towered over Lauraville and greeted them with a menacing grin.


They had worked all night and she was tired. After the drunken behemoths had left them in the village, the first task was to keep Foreman the foreman, a tall, stocky man with antagonizing demeanour, from binding them to posts to be eaten along with the rest of the food, come the morrow.


He had understood the task 'breakfast' well enough, yet, instead of letting Dexter the raider take charge of the villagers as commanded, he wanted to take it upon himself.


They had stood side by side, Dexter, another raider called Oleg, a naked girl called Birsel, and Dari. The rest of the raiding party was dead, or presumed so. It had been hazy and confusing when the goddesses made them drink from a giant glass dish, while they ate, tortured or crushed people if they felt they weren't drinking enough. Dari was not quite sure how she made it out of there, but she was very glad that she did.


When Foreman gave the command to seize them it had been Dexter though who struck down the first man comming forward with a drunkenly lunging punch that had smashed the man's jaw. Afterwards the villagers were more cautious and encircled them, moving in slowly, waiting for their moment. But Dari wasn't going to have herself offered as a sacrifice by some stupid peasants.


She fainted an attack at one man, then jumped left, hid a washing woman square in the face with an elbow and jumped onto Foreman, locking his head in her arms before he knew what was happening. She gave the villagers a cold hearted look before twisting Foreman's head until his neck broke. Next, one of the officers, as she later learned, had attacked her. Dari blinded him with a quick stab at his eyes with her left hand, before she kicked him in the balls, leaving him wheezing and begging for mercy at her feet.


After that, the villagers had agreed to work with Dexter on the task, lest they all be killed once the giantess came the next morning.


"I know a killer, when I see one." Dexter had approached Dari soon after. "That was fine work. Couldn't have done it better myself."


There was not only admiration in him though. He was cautious of her, as though he knew what threat she posed to them all.


"I don't know how you ended up in the big one's clutches, and I don't care." He pointed out to her. "I trust you will not try to kill me or any of my men?"


"Oleg is the last of your men." Dari had responded and asked herself what it was about the Spear Brothers that made them stick so tight.


"I still have Daisy and the giantess to worry about." Dexter said with a certain sadness about his lost brothers. "They are mine too. And I trust you wont run either?"


It was alien to Dari how he could know that. There were no horses in the village, but she still might have tried to make it out of here on foot if it wasn't for her mission.


"I must-" Dari was about to lie before he bid her silence.


"I do not care." Dexter said with a smile. "A man has to do, what a man has to do. You wont run, that's all I know and need to know. But you will understand that I must put you to work right now."


"I can shoot a bow." Dari offered but he declined again.


"We will go hunt some special prey." He said and bid her follow him grabbing the best weapons they could find.


He had every able body arm themselves and assemble at the cross roads. They looked confused, holding their hunting bows, wooden sticks, pitchforks, sickles and kitchen knives.


"Shouldn't we be hunting right now, or gathering?" A younger villager asked and the crowd murmured approval.


"And what would we hunt in the dark, huh? And how many apple trees do you think we'd find." Dexter countered.


Only the fittest, Dexter wanted in his company, which in the end was about three dozen strong.


"You can't mean for us to flee!" A man with arms as thick as Dari's upper legs grumbled. "The goddess forbids it. She will eat our families as a punishment!"


"We're not going to flee!" Dexter addressed him. "We will come back with all the food we need. And more."


Dari had been as sceptical as the villagers for the hours Dexter had them run through the forest like hunted animals. A few times they had to stop and convince villagers that refused to go on, but Oleg, an ogrish looking Bornlander, always set them straight. The Bornlands where in the far north east of the continent, Dari knew. Ruled by a family of tyrants and sadists, this land bred a hardy people. Oleg seldom spoke, but when he did he rolled his R's and stretched his syllables like there was no tomorrow.


Then, Dexter bid them halt.


"Hush now, everyone." He commanded, softly but sternly. "We are about to stumble upon a camp of refugees. We will take them by surprise and subdue them, anyone who wishes to resist will be killed. When it's done, we take them and their wagons back to the village. We should arrive in the early morning, still enough time to prepare everything."


And so it happened.


The camp had been there for a time, new refugees arriving and keeping it up while others left. They were fleeing southwards all, even those who lived north of Lauraville. There was nothing further north, only a mountain range first, and then the steppe, then mountains again and an icy desert.


The refugees were as good fighters as the inhabitants of Lauraville, but none of them stood a chance against Dexter, Oleg or Dari. They encircled the camp, feathered the sentries with arrows and before anyone could even think of running, Dari slit a few throats with a carving knife and Oleg cracked skulls with his two-handed, wooden hammer, while Dexter called out that no one was to move if they wanted to live.


This way, suffering not a single loss, less then forty villagers from Lauraville caught ten dozen refugees. They were simply too demoralized by the sudden attack to offer any resistance.


"We want you no harm.“ Dexter explained to them after he had climbed onto a particularly large wagon. “We will take you all to a safe place. No harm will come to you there, if you behave yourself. We will take the wagons with us and any equipment you have.“


They bound scores of men, women and children to the wagons, which were filled with every thing the refugees had possessed. There was tons of food like fruit, vegetables and cured meat, bread, wheat and barley. They had cows, pigs and field horses as well as chickens in cages. But then there were also tools, tents, some furniture, kettles, pots, buckets of all sizes and, last but not least, salt.


They all behaved themselves, some even looked relieved as though they believed what Dexter had told them. The one who tried to run away, Dari struck down with an arrow through the neck and afterwards everyone stayed put.


With a few minor instances of wagons getting stuck or wheels breaking, they made it back to Lauraville by sunrise.


"How is my tiny village doing?“ The naked titaness Laura, whom some referred to as goddess, boomed.


"We are well!“ Dexter proclaimed loudly.


The giant's breakfast had been laid out at the edge of the village where Dexter had some villagers prepare a suitably big clearing from the trodden down trees. Laura looked pleased.


“Nice work, tiny man.“ She acknowledged him, sat down and lifted a tub of mashed fruit, cut with saw dust for more mass, to her lip. Dexter said she would not notice the saw dust in it and they could save some food for other days. He was right.


"Delicious!“ She proclaimed after emptying it at once.


She ate two carts of cured meat and a basket of bread before she raised an eyebrow at the villagers.


"Has my village grown since yesterday?“ She asked, incredulous.


"Yes, mistress!“ Dexter answered. "At your pleasure, we have taken in one hundred refugees, fleeing from the unruly land, seeking your protection!“


Laura seemed even more pleased with that: "I trust my foreman has looked them over according to the common rules? Where is he?“


"Mistress...“ Dexter began as though it pained him to say it. "The old foreman is dead. I killed him when he tried to kill me. I do not know as to why though.“


The goddess raised an eyebrow again: "So you are my new foreman?“


"I serve at your pleasure, mistress.“ He proclaimed sternly, although Dari could see his head shining with sweat in the sunlight. "If you wish me to continue in this duty, so it shall be.“


Laura shrugged for a response and took another cart of meat. Beneath the genuine meat items from various animals both wild and domestic, there were hacked off limbs, severed heads and quartered torsos. About a hundred refugees were now villagers, but the rest of the ten dozen they had once been, had been butchered like animals.


Dari couldn't remember cutting so many throats in such a short time ever before, but she did it all the same. These people didn't matter to her. She cut their throats with her carving knife and Oleg hacked them to pieces with his cleaver. After seeing a Spear Brother being chewed alive in Laura's mouth, it had not really shocked her and even the villagers didn't look too troubled. They had seen worse probably, at the hands of their goddess.


Laura didn't allow horses for fear of villagers using them to escape so they had bound them all up for her to be devoured alive. It was quite an awe inspiring sight to see her do so, although the animal's screams when it was crushed up by her jaw were nothing but terrifying.


"Anyone without family?“ Laura asked. "Any escapees, criminals?“


Dari's blood froze. She didn't have family. If Dexter was true to his knew task he might just have her brought forth and she would go down Laura's gullet just like that cart of turnips just had. Or worse.


"None, mistress!“ Dexter lied and Dari's heart started beating again.


"Is there anything I can do for you?“ Laura seemed more pleased by the minute while she snatched a peasant boy off the ground and dangled him in front of her face with a grin.


"Besides more workers as we can always make use of...“ Dexter explained, eyeing the dangling boy painfully. "The newly arrived hundred need housing, great mistress. Therefore I ask humbly that the giantess Nagash might be put here with us to help with the construction.“


Dari was impressed. Dexter had adopted to his new role quickly, without losing sight of saving those dear to him.


"Also, I might ask for my spear sister Daisy who is skilled in the healing arts.“ He continued. "Having your humble servants' injuries and illnesses treated professionally will further increase our productivity to your pleasure.“


Laura seemed impressed as well: "Alright, I'll bring them to you, once I have eaten.“


The boy vanished in her gargantuan mouth with that, never to be seen again. Nobody had acted on his screams for help, no one had headed his cries for mercy. There were over three hundred souls in Lauraville now and they all stood before her, powerless.


The foot falls of the larger giantess shook the earth. She had undressed to her small clothes and sat down beside Laura hungrily eyeing the wagons of food and villagers alike. She didn't seem to have stomached the night of drinking as good as any of them but something told Dari that wasn't the only reason for her exhaustion.


They started talking in that alien tongue of theirs, that sounded weird to the ear and rather difficult. Dari couldn't make sense of any of the words and she watched them eat and enjoy the pleasant day that it was. Her mind rested a bit, sensing that the most dangerous part was over for a while, but with relaxation, exhaustion crept into her limbs.


Vengyr was in the ship. She had seen him, had been so close to him. But Xardas hadn't shown. It was the iron, it had to be the iron, one of the few weaknesses of the magically enabled. Dari would have to bring Vengyr away from here, how far, she didn't know. probably not too far, Xardas was powerful. The hardest part though, would be to get the smashed druid out of that giant iron thing. It was taller then any mountain Dari had ever seen. But then again, she had never seen that many mountains. Climbing was not an option, she saw that much when the giantesses had brought her here.


Apart from the new foreman, the newcomers and the breakfast, the girl named Birsel was often talked about by the villagers. The whore monger, Dari had overheard some villagers call her. From what she understood, Birsel was in charge of training and providing female slaves to Laura, to be used for sexual pleasure. The difference in size could only mean bizarre and infinitely cruel practices. But Birsel had been with them in the ship at some point, which meant that Dari could too, if she was one of the sex slaves. Then it was to escape the giantess, find Vengyr, rescue him and take him away from here. Easy.


Dari sighed deeply and rubbed her eyes. The word was that the girls would be chosen by Birsel herself for the task. Dari didn't know if the whore monger had even started yet, though. Wait and see, she thought. Until such time, she would have to ask Dexter for an occupation. Who didn't work got squished, so the villagers had let her known early on.


Nine villagers perished to Janna's hunger before she was done. She just picked them randomly from the onlookers and threw them into her maw along with anything else she meant to eat at each time. Whether to add a certain edge to her food or just out of cruelty, Dari didn't know. They were pulped up with turnips, bread or meat, and swallowed without a hint of pity. Each time though, Laura looked considerately displeased, yet held her tongue all the same. Janna looked in no state to be messed with.


Also, Janna's appetite seemed to be much larger than Laura's. Hungrily, she stuffed her belly with horses, carts of food and the occasional villager. It felt a little weird, like a sacrificial ceremony to some goddess that had suddenly become material. Dari was surprised there weren't any clergy around.


Dari could have slept then and there but she dared not. Instead, she snuck around where groups of villagers stood talking, trying to listen in on their conversations and learn about their state of mind. As expected, the sudden transition of power didn't sit so well with people. If one foreman could go, why not two, so they whispered suggestively. The villagers resented what they had done to the refugees and the refugees resented what had been done to them.


There was something bad brewing. Dexter had changed the rules and now it seemed, some people would abandon them altogether. He needed help. Dari feared that she, Dexter and Oleg would soon be facing off against a mob of a hundred villagers. She moved close to Dexter and whispered as much into his ear. He nodded as though he had expected it all along.


Then, without a warning, Janna stood up to her full height, stretched and lifted a foot to stomp Dexter and anyone around him, including Dari, into the ground. It had happened so quickly and unexpectedly, that they all could only gasp before it was brought down. It stopped three meters above their heads, as quickly as it had started. The wind it carried could be felt on the ground below.


Dari looked around. They all cowered on the ground, some had tears in their eyes and it started to smell of piss. She was cowering herself, she noticed, like all the other worms. If only she hadn't been so damned tired. Janna removed her bare sole from above them and gave them an icy look.


"Pathetic.“ She announced before turning around to go. Her thundering foot steps could be felt in the ground.


"Never mind her.“ Laura said, seemingly perplexed herself. "She didn't sleep so well.“


"Mistress!” Dexter jumped in for the opportunity, still as pale as morning snow. "I must humbly beg again for my companions, Nagash and Daisy. Also, with your leave, I want to start the construction of a smithy, bowyery, tannery, weavery and coopery.


"What do you need those for?“ Laura asked, raising an eyebrow.


"What the refugees so forthcomingly brought with them does not suffice, mistress.“ Dexter explained. "Mostly, our tools need repair, the bows new strings and arrows. We need sturdy leathers and pelts for the hunters. Some of their garments are reduced to rags and the cold slows them down and makes them prone to illness.“


"What, uh...“ Laura actually seemed a little embarrassed. "What does a coopery do?“


"Barrels, mistress.“ Dexter went on, happily. "You saw yourself that the vessels we serve you, are inferior. We need large and sturdy ones that do not break to your merest touch.“


That was true, Dari thought. Quite a few times the tub, barrel, basket or cart the food had been served with, broke because of the giantesses' clumsiness. They were just too big for their little world.


Laura looked at the tiny Dexter with admiration and praise.


"You know, when you said you killed my foreman, the thought of crushing you crossed my mind.“ She said, a hint mischief flashing up in her brown eyes.


"I'm glad, you didn't.“ Dexter replied, lacking his solemn tone of earlier.


And with that, the naked goddess took her leave of them.


-


Nagash had to take a while to collect herself. The shock of how mistress Janna had used her drowned out the sorrow she felt over the loss of Daisy. It had been stupid anyway, she decided, to like the girl. Humans were humans. Humans were weak.


Out of here, she thought when she was able to stand without trembling. The thread around her neck didn't look very tough but it proved stronger than anything Nagash had ever had in her hands. It wouldn't budge and the knot could not be opened either. Perhaps a human's tiny hands might be able to help her. The irony made her gnash her teeth in frustration. Yes, a human might have actually had a chance at opening it, but the only human within reach was crushed to bits all over the place.


It was useless. If she wanted to live, Nagash would have to adapt to her new role. She was a human now, she realized, a tiny, helpless little slave, cleaning up for the larger creatures and be used for pleasure whenever they desired. There was no doubt in her mind that Janna would do it again.


In lack of any better idea and afraid of punishment, Nagash went to her task. She flipped the enormous pillow with some difficulty and collected what ever of Daisy she could find. Then she tried managing the huge brown bottles, dragging them over to the box and putting them inside. It was tedious work, that left her sweating. She had only stored three bottles away when Janna returned from outside.


"You are slow.“ She said, matter of factly and kicked Nagash as though she were some stray dog.


Nagash felt anger well up inside her, but she could do naught but whimper softly in frustration.


Janna just rested on her bed after that, relaxing while Nagash moved the bottles as quietly as she could. Cleaning the place up would take all day, and then Laura and Janna would get it all dirty again.


When Laura came and told her she would help Dexter build houses, Nagash was actually glad. She had never built houses, but after the night before, Dexter was someone she trusted. She suddenly felt very bad for having used him. After losing Daisy, he seemed like the last friend she had. She prayed that he was not going to avenge himself.


Janna disagreed with taking Nagash away from cleaning the floor though, and the too imposing titanesses had a short but fierce exchange of words in their alien tongue.


Afterwards, Laura looked grumpy but took the other end of the thread off the chair all the same.


When asked where Daisy was, all Nagash could do was shake her head, to which Laura sighed and took Nagash outside.


Laura bound the threat to the heaviest stone oak she could find lying around, and put it down where Dexter directed her to. The raider seemed to have assumed leadership of the village and was ordering humans around, managing leftovers from the feast that they had provided, whilst others were already preparing the construction of houses.


"Your Daisy is gone and I have to clean up yesterdays mess so you can have her.“ Laura informed him darkly and nodded over to Nagash. "I hope you appreciate that and don't let her escape.“


"No worries, mistress!“ Dexter called back obediently.


He seemed exchanged after what had happened the night before, but then again, Nagash was too. She was no longer the free, fearsome beast she had been. She was afraid, and tiny, and now she would take orders from humans to help them build shelter for themselves. Nagash resented every bit of it.


"One more thing.“ Laura said, as coldly as a northern breeze. "Janna gets twenty of you people in exchange for the giantess.“


Her words washed over every villager like the black pest. Eyes widened, throats went dry and hearts dropped to the floor, builders stood frozen with what they were carrying in hand, saws went as silent as did hammers, shovels and axes. A girl dropped a basket of apples and the birds sung their early autumn song in the back ground as though to mock them.


"O...of course.“ Dexter stammered and started to look around.


"Don't bother.“ Laura said annoyed and started snatching people up at random, starting with the unfortunate apple dropper.


People ran for their homes, tried to hide under wagons or called out for their loved ones. Laura didn't seem to care.


"Wait mistress!“ Dexter urged her. "Let me select the weakest and least useful for you, and their families so there be less harm done to our productivity!“


Nagash could feel the resentment growing among the villagers. It was cold hearted, yes, but they should thank him all the same, for he did it to their good. She didn't fail to notice though, that he hadn't offered himself up as he had yesterday.


There was much wailing, crying and pleading when the chosen were carried off. The people who had their loved ones returned to them however, rejoiced and hearted each other, and were full of praise and thanks for their new leader. Dexter had arranged it so, that no one in the village was left lacking family and would thus be sacrificed, as Nagash learned later.


"It's good to have you back.“ Dexter said bitterly when he approached her. The villagers eyed them both cautiously. Nagash didn't say a word.


"You will help with the construction of houses.“ He continued, moving in even closer and bidding her to bend down.


"We must stick together now.“ He whispered into her ear when she did. "There's trouble brewing in the village. I need you on my side. We only have each other now, Oleg, you and me. Let us play along for the time being until we can make our escape and come out on top. Can I count on you, sister?“


Nagash chewed her lip before she nodded.


She opened her mouth to speak but he cut her short: "We will talk later. Have you eaten? I'll have them bring you some food, you look exhausted.“


"I didn't sleep.“ Nagash said finally and rose back up, letting her eyes travel over the hundreds of villagers who were still watching them.


"Neither have I.“ Dexter responded and turned it into an announcement. "I know many of you are tired, but there is much work to be done. To compensate for yesterday, every family will get an extra ration of food from the leftovers.“


That seemed to earn him some respect with some people, while others looked as bitter as before.


"There's corpse flesh amongst the meat and saw dust in the most of the fruit!“ An older builder with singular teeth, a bent back and arms as thick as a child's torso spat.


There was agreement amongst villagers. Too much agreement.


In the Spear Brothers, Dexter might have drawn his axe and dealt a scar for the provocation, but that would not serve here. Instead he turned to Nagash and nodded over at the man suggestively. Nagash understood.


With three tired strides she was over the man, grabbed him by one stiff arm and yanked him upwards. His bent back crackled and gnashed and he cried out in pain. She looked over to Dexter who looked back for a few seconds until nodding again, and Nagash set the man down. He whimpered on the ground before her but kept his mouth shut otherwise as did everyone else, for now.


They gave Nagash more food than she could eat and her belly was entirely full for once and she started feeling better. She made a point of sucking the flesh off a severed leg. It tasted stale compared to the cured meat items but she did it to install some more fear in the little villagers. With the bigger giantesses gone, it helped her feel on top of the food chain again, maybe she would even get to vent some of her frustrations on some unruly, little humans.


Her first task was demolition. A small hut, right in the centre of the village was to be torn down and a smithy build in it's place. This didn't sit well with the young couple inhabiting the place however, and Nagash almost thought she would be required to hurt somebody again. Her sheer presence, towering over the protesters and their domicile, was enough though to silence them and they had to watch as Nagash dismantled it.


Afterwards she spent most of her time carrying wood and stones and putting them where the builders told her to. What easily required the strength of four humans to lift, she was able to lift almost effortlessly and then lift it much higher, inspiring Dexter to command the construction of two or more story houses as they were found in human cities. With Nagash for a crane and an army of villagers as helping hands, the construction made huge progress in a very short time.


There were even only three incidents. The first one was a builder, directing a huge wooden beam carried by Nagash, and the giantess just couldn't resist but to accidently push him over the edge of the roof he was standing on. He broke a leg and was carried away without consequences.


Next, without Nagash's doing, a boy missed with an axe and lost two fingers. He cried horribly and even Nagash felt a little bad for him.


Lastly, as Nagash was getting bored and more tired yet, she killed a scrawny girl of fourteen. The poor thing had been carrying water, struggling with the heavy bucket and had decided to cross by Nagash rather than to make the longer route around the next house.


Nagash had been standing still, lifting yet another beam to the builders when one of them bid her to wait for him to widen a fit. As though shifting to stand more comfortably, she pushed the girl to the ground with her left foot and trod down, all in one motion, purposefully putting as much weight on the foot as she could. The buckets fell to the floor, the water spilled and the girl's cry was cut short before the cracking of her bones made everyone stop what they were doing.


There was no pavement in the village but the ground was trampled pretty hard, still the girl sank in a bit with Nagash's weight on top of her.


"Oh no, I am sorry!“ Nagash exclaimed, trying to sound as genuine as she could.


Villagers raced to her and tried to help, but they could only watch as the smashed, scrawny little thing gargled blood for a minute before she died. She could have survived, Nagash judged, but her torso had been caught side ways, very unfavourably, beneath Nagash's foot, and her rips that broke like twigs under the giantess's weight ripped through her lungs, leaving her no chance. Nagash had to suppress a grin.


When Dexter heard of it though, he was not pleased. He believed her accident story, officially, but something told Nagash that the old raider was cunning enough to smell the falsehood. In any case, it didn't matter. She was too important for the villagers to punish her because she had accidentally killed a little girl. She was the only giantess they had and they had many little girls.


-


Janna was feeling vengeful.


Her pride was hurt because Laura had proven that that stupid village of hers was actually useful to have. She was sitting at the edge of the ship, dangling her legs, while Laura groaned and cursed, cleaning up yesterdays mess. That wasn't punishment enough though.


Twenty of Laura's precious villagers belonged to Janna now, and she would make their deaths as pointless as she could. She would have to go and find some more food today at some point, she knew, but she still had time for a little play.


"Hey there.“ She cooed, loud enough for Laura to hear every word.


The villagers didn't answer. They had tried to run deeper into the ship first but Janna had patiently put them back beside her on the floor until they were tired enough not to try it again. Now they huddled there, staring up at her. She couldn't hide a grin.


"Let's play a game!“ She suggested excitedly. "You get to ask me a riddle and I get to ask you one.“


Janna could tell, Laura knew where she was getting with this. The villagers however seemed at a loss.


"What is...-“ The youngest villager, a little, sickly looking boy began before Janna cut him off.


"Ah, ah, ah.“ She grinned. "We haven't determined the catch yet.“


She lifted a villager at random, a wife of someone, by the looks of it, and lifted a butt cheek off the floor.


"If you can't solve my riddle or I can solve yours,“ She began, putting the screaming and struggling woman beneath her, "I do this.“


The steel didn't budge an inch. Janna's butt, as she sat down, distributed itself as it usually did, regardless of the puny, little human creature in the way. The woman was pinned first as it rolled over her and when the pressure became too much, Janna felt a pop. The villagers had heard it too and started begging for mercy.


"It's just a game.“ Janna giggled innocently. "Riddle me well and you shall live. You start.“


They remained as silent and unmoving as blocks of salt. Except for one. A dodderer stepped forward, as quickly as his old bones allowed him to. Janna looked on with curious fascination. The old man either took his time or was just too old and fragile to move any quicker. She had half a mind to bulldoze him flat and move on, when he started to speak.


“What two things,“ He said with throaty voice, "can you never eat to break your fast.“


Janna was dumbfounded for a moment before she started to think. It was a stupid riddle. It could be anything obviously. Iron and toenails, battle tanks and excrement, McDonald's and Wendy's, pussy and poison...she was curious though as to what the answer was.


The old man actually allowed himself a smile.


"Lunch and supper!“ He said, giving her no more time to think. Janna wondered if the old man even understood what he was talking about or what was at stake for them. For now though, he was the only one willing to play, and Janna felt challenged. There would still be plenty of time to crush him once he had failed to solve her riddle.


"You didn't give me enough time. I was about to say that.“ She pouted and reached for another villager.


She had grabbed the sickly looking boy she had cut off earlier and found that he was little more than a kid. A sting of guilt pierced the back of her head like a needle.


"So big and yet afraid to loose to a little dwarf like me?” The old man said softly.


Janna put the boy back down and glared at the old man. This was meant to regain her pride, not lose it. Flattening him now though, would just prove his point. None of the villagers would live to tell of it, but Laura was still within earshot.


"Riddle me this, grandpa.“ She spat at him. "When I buy it, I do not need it, but when I need, it I cannot buy it.“


The old man took a rest before he responded: "A coffin!“


Janna's mouth twisted and some villager woman actually escaped a cheer. When Janna was about to angrily single her out, the old man posed his next riddle: "Some day, two fathers and two sons went fishing. When they caught three fish, each of them had one for dinner. How was this possible?”


Because they bought one on the market, Janna was about to say when the right answer came to her: "Because the one father is the other father's son!“


The smile on the old man's face died.


Victoriously, Janna lifted the woman out of the crowd and pinned her next to the red splotch that was left of her last victim.


"You can't safe them all, old man.“ She said apologetically and lowered herself. This one didn't pop but was squashed outwards by Janna's weight.


"Poor thing.” She commented casually with a shrug while she thought about her next riddle.


Playing riddles had been short sighted, she saw now, she just didn't know too many of them. It didn't matter though, she felt better and it was time to play something else anyway.


"Hey grandpa.“ She asked cruelly. "What is old, with brittle bones and goes squish when I sit on it?”


The old man looked up to her in confusion before it dawned on him and fear crept into his wrinkled face.


"I...uh, I...uh.“ He stammered and Janna pushed herself off the ground and to the side, landing on top of him with a crash. His old bones were brittle indeed and there was significantly little resistance when her rump scrunched him into a stain.


That sent the villagers running though, as Janna had come down right next to them. She scrambled on all fourths and started battering them around, like a cat that played with a bunch of baby mice. She swatted a running cripple like a cock roach and pinned a group of three under her crotch, spreading her legs wider and wider until her pussy lips had squashed them all flat.


The rest she drove to a pile infront of her until they were tired of running again.


"Thirteen left.“ She counted and laughed into their haunted faces.


"You nameless-worshipping demon!“ Someone screamed at her from the pile.


"Huh?“ Janna asked involuntarily, cocking her head. "Who is nameless?“


"There used to be thirteen gods.“ Laura explained in English from the table, audibly annoyed, scrubbing the floor. "One of them went full devil mode and so now there's only twelve. Twelve is a lucky number, thirteen is an unlucky one.“


"I guess they're unlucky then.“ Janna laughed but Laura only sighed.


"Janna, could you go outside please and let me clean this shit in peace?“ She said, antagonized.


"Don't worry, I'm almost done.“ Janna responded with a smirk.


"Hey little ones.“ She addressed the pile before her. "There is only one god and that is me. To show me your devotion I only need you all to stay right were you are.“


The pile started to dissolve. People tried to disentangle themselves from each other, and what before had given them some tiny sense of comfort was becoming their death trap. Any one who got out was only able to crawl a few feet before Janna's butt settled on top of them. Janna couldn't help but giggle. Thirteen sighs, thirteen cries for mercy were drowned out one by one as she lowered herself. It wasn't long before the weaker people started breaking.


After her full weight was on them there was still some twitching, so she leaned left and right, back and forth to flatten them all equally. Then she lifted herself and fell down again. And again. And again, until all the pile was even with the ground.


"Don't forget this spot.“ Janna teased and pointed to the massacre.


Laura looked at her emptily and shrugged: "Why are we friends? I completely forgot why we're friends.“


"Because someone has to remind you that these are not worth anything.“ Janna shot back and pointed at the carnage.


"Gosh, I have your precious little friends all over my butt.“ She added arrogantly while making her way out.


-


Laura flared her nostrils. She had never known her friend to be this way. Back in the beginning, Janna had tried to protect the tiny people from Laura's playfulness and now she didn't even restrain from torturing Laura, though be it in a non-physical way.


Laura didn't care about the twenty villagers other than the loss of work force for her tiny village. To think that Janna meant to hurt her though...


Hurt. Janna had never hurt anything, why would she be so monstrous right now. It didn't make any sense.


Her head full of worries, she found scrubbing the floor too bothersome. The tiny puke and body stains, spilled beer and empty bottles had been the least of it anyway. Janna's massacre wasn't too bad either, the worst part was just the common dirt on the floor that they carried in from outside.


Janna's shapely butt had really made mush of the tiny people. She cleaned the worst of it and called her work done. If Janna protested she'd just tell her to fuck off. Laura wasn't going to suffer because Janna couldn't handle a night of drinking.


To her surprise, she found Janna sitting outside, by the village, squatting and hugging her knees.


Assuming the worst, Laura rushed over to her but before she could say anything, Janna opened her mouth.


"I'm sorry. I didn't mean that.“ She said without turning around.


Janna hadn't harmed a single villager, just observing them from above as they laboured off like ants. Laura slowed her pace until she stood beside her.


"They are using the giantess for a crane.“ Janna pointed out, and indeed they did. There were already two new completed structures and three in the middle of being built. It was a different style of architecture too, moving away from the longhouses Laura had seen before and going towards more sophisticated half-timber structures, that were higher and much less crude to look upon.


"So much can happen if you don't crush everyone you can get your hands on.“ Laura said and sat down cross-legged beside Janna.


There had probably been many capable people who could have accomplished great things among those, she and especially Janna had tread down, sat upon or eaten.


"Yeah, but whatever.“ Janna shrugged and Laura couldn't help but agree.


"Where's my little fuck slave?!“ Laura called out over the village and soon enough Birsel emerged from one of the houses, three young girls in tow.


"I'm here, mistress!“ She called fearfully when she was in reach.


"Are those your...students?“ Laura chuckled and pointed at the girls. They looked terrified. Laura wondered how Birsel had gone about teaching the girls how to please giant goddesses. They looked good though, pretty little things. A brunette, a red head and a blonde.


"Come closer, my little darlings.“ Laura urged them motherly. "I don't bite.“


That drew a chuckle from Janna. Birsel let the girls before her and shoved them forward gently.


"Show me the goods.“ Laura comaded and Birsel had the girls slip out of their dresses. They were skinny but healthy, and undeniably beautiful.


“Good.“ Laura smiled. "Are they ready yet? Give me a demonstration. I'll have the red head.“


Laura untangled her legs and spread them, exposing her woman hood to the better part of the village. She had never bothered to don any clothes today, as she oft did not, and her pussy was still as clean shaven as yesterday. The tiny, fire-haired girl looked at Birsel for help, but wasn't like to recieve any. She stumbled frightened towards Laura's crotch until the pink, fleshy lips towered over her. Janna was shifting uneasily but Laura didn't pay her any mind.


"Go ahead.“ Laura urged with a friendly smile. "I promise I wont squash you with it.“


The tiniest of hands reached out and touched her. Then the girl seemed to remember her lessons, and moved in head first, starting to do all her tiny frame would allow her to. A gasp escaped Laura's lips and she felt her sex moisten. Her hips slid forward just a tiny inch, involuntarily, pushing the terrified girl to the ground. Laura leaned back just enough and used her hands to open herself.


"Go on. Inside with you.“ She commanded.


The red head tried, really, but as much as she fought, struggled, climbed and crawled, she wasn't able to make it. It was pleasurable to Laura all the same, but left her wanting inside. It would have been easy to her just to give the girl a push, but she didn't. Instead she decided to play a little cruel.


"Get inside or I stuff you so deep in the there, you will never be able to get out.“ She threatened, almost panting.


Then, suddenly, there was another hand. A giant hand, and a long arm, giving the poor little thing a gentle push and slipping into Laura's folds behind it. Laura's eyes met Janna's for a long moment before the bigger girl leaned over her to kiss. Their lips met softly at first, before Janna pushed Laura back and invaded her mouth with her tongue.


All the while, Janna was fingering her gently, pushing the struggling, petite sex slave around in Laura's cunt, leaving Laura breathless in ecstasy, no mind left to heed right or wrong. Janna moved up and looked down at her while she locked her arm before her hips and started thrusting gently. Laura could feel her, not only the fingers inside her, not only the hand kneading her breast, not only the tongue that licked salty sweat of her neck when Janna leaned in, but Janna as a whole, her strength, her warmth, her power, her might.


A girlish cry escaped Laura's lips when Janna thrust deeper. Her legs started shuddering, her eyes bulged and her breaths only came in shallow panting that left her light head spinning and the world turning. After a short while, Janna moved position and Laura saw briefly how she reached into the village. She showed the tiny naked brunette to Laura and grinned maliciously before she pinned the thing to Laura's naked sex and smothered it with her panty-covered own.


Rhythmically, they ground their hips together. Laura could feel everything, the tiny, drowning thing inside her, the slave girl in between them being smothered and crushed, and Janna's hot, moist lips underneath the fabric of her panties. They fucked harder and faster until the brunette was only a skid mark on Janna's crotch.


When Laura arched her back and cried out, her pussy clamping down on the girl inside her, Janna rushed her head in between her legs and started to suck on her clitoris until Laura could only kick and beat the earth around her in uncontrollable climax.


She was laying on her back, panting, looking into the sky, when Janna moved up from in between her legs, twisting her lips into a smile, as cute as a button. Then they kissed again. Janna's tongue tasted of sex, but then there was something else.


Kicking and struggling weakly, the red haired girl passed from Janna's into Laura's mouth.


Laura giggled and let the girl travel over her tongue, licking Janna's saliva off of her. Then she kissed Janna again, passionately, and let the tiny thing travel back in between their lips.


Janna stretched out her tongue with the girl on it. She was laying, coated in saliva, too weak to do anything but extend one hand pleadingly towards Laura. Then Janna drew her back in and moved the girl onto her molars. She kept her mouth open to let Laura watch while her teeth first crushed the girl flat until half of her was squirting out to the side and then chomped down on the rest of her until she was nothing but a pulpy mess.


They both looked to the village at the same time. All labour had stopped and they all just gaped at them with pale faces.


"Get back to work you little bugs.“ Laura laughed at them. "If I catch anyone sleeping outside by nightfall, I'll let Janna play with you for a while.”

Chapter 8 by squashed123
Author's Notes:

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"Our numbers are growing king." Edda the Ogre grunted. "And near everyone is itching for a fight. We want to attack hold fasts and castles. Slaughtering refugees all day is no fun!"


"How are the humans in these parts so defenceless? I do not remember it being that easy." A male giant grumbled in agreement.


"The humans are disorganised and frail." Edda pressed on. "Andergast is ripe for the taking. Let us take it, my king!"


This drew mumbled consent from the giants around.


"Raaah!" Albino screamed angrily and pounded a slave girl they had given him square into the ground, crushing her. Every one fell silent and eyed him fearfully.


"We are not here to conquer Andergast!" He roared. "We are here to conquer the world! Are there enough of us to stand against Gareth or Horas?!"


He stood up and started walking around, looking each of them square in the eye: "You have already caused too much trouble. Gareth will recognize the streams of fleeing humans and send an army to root you out! I have half a mind to do it for them!"


He made a threatening move towards Edda and the giants around her, when a hollow voice, like the echo of wind, reached his ear: "We have not caused this exodus, my king."


Stonetree. No one had noticed him entering their midst, and no one would have noticed him taking his leave if he had not spoken. He was an old giant, with long slender limbs and dirty skin, a grey fuzzy beard and bushy eyebrows. Many giants frowned upon him, for Stonetree seldom fought. He was a wanderer who knew how to move quietly, without leaving much of a trace and he was invaluable as a scout. For a weapon he carried a dead, young tree that enveloped a rock firmly in it's roots, giving him his name.


"Then what has caused this...exodus, Stonetree?" Albino snapped and turned around.


Stonetree's eyes were near colourless and he looked into Albino's red ones. He did not do that often. Usually his eyes were shifty and would follow bugs or birds and sounds, giving away that his real priorities probably lied elsewhere. After what seemed like an eternity, Stonetree's dry lips parted.


"Not what, my king." He whispered with his lips curling strangely into a smile. "But who!?"


-


A stolen, ragged dress and a handful of dirt, masterly applied to the face, were enough to fool most of the other people. The villagers all knew each other but they didn't know the refugees and the refugees couldn't tell who from what amongst their own. Dari slipped by them, faking chores and chit-chatting. In doing that, she drew a map in her head: Who belonged to whom, who trusted whom and whom each person's death would get killed as well, according to Laura's rules.


Everyone was still very much under the impression of the earlier coupling of their "goddesses".


"It's a good sign! For love breeds mercy and compassion. We shall suffer no longer, our goddess Laura has heard our prayers at last!" a middle aged woman preached a little too loudly to a mixed group of people listening to her.


"Shut your mouth, Hilda." A passing woodcutter spat. "It's an abomination and you know it. The gods will not look kindly on this."


That drew a mad laugh from Hilda: "The gods? Where are the gods, Hugor?! Where is their power?! Where is their mercy?! There is only one goddess that can protect us and that is Laura! How can it be abomination, if the Goddess does it herself? Let girls lay with girls I say!"


"They are demons! Servants of the Nameless! They kill for joy and pleasure and bring nothing but misery upon the land! Oh, but not much longer! The Twelve will end their misdeeds! Your demonic whore-gods shall perish!", The woodcutter countered with a swollen chest.


Just as the woman wanted to retort, Oleg showed up behind him.


"Seize him." Dexter's voice sounded and Oleg did just that. The man fought back, but Oleg, a bear of a man, was much too strong.


"Chop him up and add him to the meat." Dexter commanded casually and took his leave.


The man fought harder but Oleg had him firmly.


"You just woodcutter, why you have to preach?" Oleg asked shrugging his shoulders, before dragging the struggling man away. And just like that, it was over.


It took Dari only a minute to intercept Dexter when he was walking in between two huts back to the builders.


"Hugor is well liked with the villagers that were here before we came." She told him hastily but softly. "Be aware, this might stir something up."


"They already look pretty stirred up to me." Dexter whispered and looked left and right if someone might hear them. The tingling sensation in Dari's neck was there again. Danger loomed, she knew. It would be smart to leave this place and get somewhere in the open.


"I'm not saying you should keep him alive either." Dari responded while dragging Dexter by his vest. "Just be prepared when the inevitable happens."


"Looks like it's happening right now." Dexter said when a group of villagers suddenly blocked their path out from in between the two huts. Dari went backwards immediately but soon discovered that the other exit was blocked as well.


Villagers and refugees, all men with axes and knives, stood there, ready to come at them. Dari cursed herself for getting themselves trapped so foolishly. She had been eaves dropping all day and had worked out that they might do something eventually, but not that they would do it so quickly. There was no way of telling how many they were and in the small space between the houses they could overwhelm them both with ease.


"Stand aside woman, this needs not concern you." Hugor said with a smirk.


He had a felling axe in his hands, moving it up and down, letting the blunt side of the head hit the palm of his left hand with a cold, iron 'smack'.


Dari brushed back her hair and gave him a defiant look: "Mustn't it?"


Fear flashed up in his eyes for a moment as he recognized her before he gritted his teeth: "Fine! You are third on our list anyway."


That probably meant that they had killed Oleg already.


"Get on with it, you cowards." Dexter snarled and bared his dagger. They'd be able to kill a lot of them, no doubt, but the odds of comming out alive were not good enough for Dari to risk a fight.


Her instincts went into action like a machine. She jumped up and drop-kicked Dexter in the chest, sending the old man crashing through the wall behind him. Before any of the villagers could move, she was on her feet again, through the hole and dragged Dexter to his feet. His face was a grimace of pain but the old raider had doubtlessly functioned under worse conditions before.


Not letting go of him, Dari raced out of the house, punching the first villager that came at her in the face with her elbow and taking off as fast as Dexter could. Everyone looked at them, startled, as they came rushing past. Left, right, left, Dari could still hear the attackers behind them. Panic started to well up in her. It would be easy enough to escape on her own, but with Dexter in tow, it was much more difficult.


Yearning, she looked upwards, but Laura and Janna had left some while ago.


"Where to?" She hissed at the panting Dexter who was holding his side as though he had broken a rib.


"Nagash!" He gasped back and Dari took the next turn left towards the construction sites.


The steps behind them drew closer and closer and Dari almost thought they wouldn't make it when the brown, fuzzy mane that was Nagash's came into view.


"Help us!" Dari called and threw Dexter and herself at the giantess' feet.


Nagash looked down at them, past the huge wooden beam in her hands, totally confused. Then she looked up the approaching attackers and Dari saw her face change.


-


Nagash grinned at the approaching humans. Lifting stuff into places had become dull quickly and she yearned for some action. They stopped in their tracks, staring at her, wielding their knives and axes threateningly. She did not need to fear them.


"Stand down, beast!" One villager hollerred at her. "This business is between us and them. We won't harm you if you stand down!"


She chuckled involuntarily at his threats.


"Fine.", He spat, "We were going to kill you in your sleep, but we might as well do it right now."


"Hugor...", Another villager stammered, putting a hand on his shoulder. "It's not worth it, come on, we can't..."


"Bugger off, coward!" Hugor slapped his hand away. "It was worse enough before they arrived, now it's sheer unbearable!"


That seemed to give the other villagers some courage.


"Take them!" Hugor screamed and one of the villagers started to charge forward, raising his axe.


For a entertaining moment, Nagash found his bravery quite admirable, before she lifted the wooden beam in her hands and buried him under the far end. It went through the man, like a hot knife through butter, forcing his tiny form to the ground before stamping out a great part of the middle of him. The beam remained intact, sticking out of the man's remains like a disproportionate, wooden tombstone.


Two other villagers saw too late what had happened to their peer and had already followed him. Nagash raised her foot and grabbed the first one's throat in between her toes before bringing her weight down on top of his falling form in force. Another squelching sound was heard and half the attacker popped out in blood and innards from the side of her foot.


The other, Nagash knocked to ground with her hand, wrapping her fingers around his tiny neck and lifting him up for everyone to see. His flailing screams turned into sickening gurgles as she crushed his windpipe and torso in her grip. She did it slowly, watching the reaction of the others.


Some fled outright on the back and the ones in front looked up to her in fear. They huddled together against her, lifting their pathetic little weapons in unison. Nagash dropped their dead comrade to the ground and made sure her foot squashed the rest of him when she stepped over Dexter and the girl he was with.


"Stupid humans." She grinned, towering over them. "Who wants to be next?"


There were a dozen left, Nagash judged quickly, so she had to kill at least six of them quickly before she would be able to enjoy and take her time with the rest. She lifted her right leg and jumped forward with the left, before bringing her right foot down right in the middle of them. She got two of them half, obliterating four legs in one stomp.


More turned and ran but six of them, including their talkative leader, buried their weapons in Nagash's leg. They barely scratched her, a knife and an axe broke outright and only one knife was sharp enough to draw a little blood. Nagash had hurt herself more on pointy stones before.


Her left foot followed and buried a third villager under it, and again the remaining attackers hacked away with similarly poor results. Nagsh gave the leader a quick flick to his head that rendered him unconscious. She wouldn't pass on having fun with him later. Unfortunately, that send the rest of them running like deer.


"I'm not done with you!" She droned from above and stomped another villager square in the ground.


It was easy to keep up with the humans' pace, and after three steps another one fell victim to her foot falls. Then, just after a third one had his legs squashed, a burning pain flamed up around Nagash's neck and her legs came out flying from beneath her. The thread around her neck, she had forgotten about it. Swearing in the giants' ancient tongue she rose to her feet, watching the remaining villagers escape to safety.


Everyone else had taken cover and watched the spectacle from a safe distance. The silence was deafening, except for the whimpering of those whose legs Nagash had turned into bleeding, useless appendages.


"Thank you.", the girl Dexter was with said and stood up, brushing the dust off her dress. She was beautiful, on second glance, as Nagash discovered, but not in Daisy's innocent, helpless kind of way. Still, she might serve, if Nagash got her hands on her in an undisturbed moment.


-


"Aaargh, Phex!" Dexter said and spat pink slime to the ground. "I didn't expect them to do something so quickly."


"Neither did I." Dari said and watched as the giantess called Nagash began to twist an arm off of one of the survivors while he was pinned under her foot that slowly crushed him simultaneously.


"We will have to make an example out of these." Dari added and motioned towards the dead or dying attackers. Nagash was finished with the first one and had sat down on the next one while taunting him. He tried to drag himself forwards from under her weight, much to the amusement of the giantess.


"I know their names, their families. And I have an idea whom we can trust. I'll round them up for you, let Laura have them tonight or on the morrow. Let them see what happens." Dari continued softly.


Dexter scratched his beard.


"No." He said resolutely after a while. "Nagash, stop. Bring 'em here!"


Nagash looked disappointed. She had just finished crushing to death the man she had been sitting on, by shifting more and more weight from his obliterated legs to his torso, all the while laughing softly and poking at his face.


"You can't be serious." Dari objected. "They need to be punished, the others need to see."


"We've killed enough of them." Dexter said calmly. "And we will no doubt continue killing more of them. So will Nagash and so will those two gigantic, fucking cunts."


His voice had died down to a whisper by the end, knowing full well that those who believed Laura and Janna were goddesses were their strongest asset in the village, apart from Nagash. It was refreshing to Dari, though, to see Dexter had not bought into it as well, not really anyway. She'd gotten a slightly different impression during the 'breakfast' earlier in the day.


Still she wasn't convinced: "Carrots and sticks is a sound motto, but this one calls for sticks, if you ask me."


"Forgiveness is a strong force. You heard him." Dexter countered and gave the unconscious Hugor a nudge with his foot. "Unbearable, he said. If we make it more unbearable, this piss will happen more often. I can't have that."


A bucket of water and Hugor was awake again. He scrambled to his feet, but Nagash firmly pushed him back to the ground. His head spun around and he still tried to wriggle free until he noticed Dexter, looking him square in the eye.


"Do you want to live?" Dexter asked coldly.


To Dari's surprise the man's lip started to shake and he nodded his head vigorously.


"Good." Dexter concluded. "Then you will support me from now on."


Again, Hugor nodded his head like a madman.


"You will tell the families of those who died that they must fear no repercussions." Dexter went on. "And you will tell those that survived to support me as well."


"I...I will!" Hugor stammered. "I will, I...I swear it. By the Gods, all of them."


"Hmm?" Dexter raised an eyebrow.


"I'm sorry." Hugor amended his words hastily. "I swear it by the goddess Laura and her mercy!"


"Good." Dexter said again and motioned for Nagash to let him go.


He scrambled and ran, Dari looking after him, wondering if Dexter was right.


"Dari." Dexter addressed her suddenly. "Hide that one over there in the village and make sure he is looked after."


He pointed at the last wounded attacker. The man had fallen unconscious of the pain and his legs were in horrible shape.


"He will never walk again." Dari said softly. "What good is he?"


"He will work, sitting." Dexter shrugged. "There are a million chores one can do, sitting."


"So, no one will be offered to Laura?" Dari asked hesitantly.


"No one." Dexter answered firmly.


Dari chewed her lip. Dexter was her only real ally in the village yet, and she felt she should make sure he didn't end up in Laura's belly or beneath one of Janna's boots.


"If no one ever gets sacrificed, it will look suspicious." She blurted out.


"No." Dexter smiled. "Well handled is what it is going to look like."


It was easier after that. Dari got rid of the ragged dress and took the wounded man to a nearby family to look after him. Without a word, they took him in. Oleg was found with his head smashed in by axe from behind. No one had moved him, or even cared about him, it seemed. A young butcher with bloody hands helped her carry the bulky Bornlander to Nagash, who ripped the dead bodies to pieces and threw them on a cart. No meat was to be wasted as per Dexter's orders.


As evening fell, Dari sat on a stack of wood within Nagash's walking range and watched as they continued building. Her mission flashed back into her mind like a kick to the stomach. Like the Brazen Sword, the huge impassable mountain range in the east beyond the Bornlands, the giant, iron thing loomed above the village, even though it was pretty far away. For them, that was. For Laura and Janna it was merely a few steps. The two titanesses had not returned yet, and Dari wondered if Nagash would be able to climb up there, if Dari freed her from the tree bound to her neck.


It was either that, or Birsel's whores. The girl called Birsel had already picked replacements for those that Janna and Laura had so literally loved to bits before. The families had cried and begged but not even Hugor or the other villagers dared to question her authority. She was part of the old way under Foreman the foreman, after all. Somehow that settled it for them.


Dari had already gotten an idea, how Birsel trained the girls. Birsel had them please her with tongue and hands and used a tiny wooden figure of a person to explain in detail their task with Laura. When Birsel passed, she had the right of way, and she took it. Some of the villagers would even throw in a hint of a bow when she passed. After all, being on her good side might protect their daughters when Birsel was to select replacements again.


The wood Dari was lying on, had collected the warmth of the sun all day and now yielded it slowly to the cooler evening. Dari closed her hurting eyes and allowed herself to enjoy it for a second. She wanted to sleep, forget about the horrors and gather strength for another day in hell. And then she was dreaming.


She dreamt about Gareth and her ease of life there. About hordes of giants invading it, burning it to the ground. She wanted to fight them, but was helpless to do so. When she approached the soldiers, they didn't even look at her or, if they did, only made advances at her, turning into drooling simpletons. It all happened quickly, and they were enslaved by the giants in a dark place. The sky was black, the earth scorched and they wore rusty iron shackles around their feet, carrying impossibly large rocks upon their backs, while being whipped by laughing and screaming giantesses.


One of them was picking on Dari, whipping her in the face, time and again while shouting: "Eat!"


"There is no food!" Dari screamed in tears. "I want to eat, but there is no food, please stop hitting me!"


The last whip was the hardest and Dari woke up, staring into Nagash's face.


"Eat!" The giantess said sternly and lowered a wooden bowl of broth in Dari's arms. Dari's face hurt and she knew, Nagash had been flicking her. The giantess sat down beside her and ate from a large basket that was filled with leftovers from the breakfast.


Dari looked down at the broth in her wooden bowl. Hesitantly, she took a sip from it, finding that it was made from roots, carrots and potatoes, without the use of meat or flesh. Relieved, she began to drink.


"Did Dexter say where we will sleep tonight?" Dari asked after a while, not completely sure what she was doing.


"We three all sleep by each other." Nagash grumbled in her dull voice. "Don't want humans to cut our throats in the night. We will watch over him."


"Didn't we both saved his live once today already?" Dari blurted out.


To her surprise, Nagash smiled: "Little Dexter will need a lot more saving."


She took a piece of meat from the basket and offered it to Dari as a gesture of friendship. It was a human foot.


"Ohh..." Nagash mumbled apologetically when she saw Dari's distaste, threw the stiff, pale piece of flesh into her own mouth and fumbled for half a hard sausage that she gave Dari instead.


"Thanks." Dari said and took a bite.


It was only half bad. Suddenly, Nagash turned her head at her and eyed her suspiciously.


"How does something as tiny as you kill giant?" The giantess asked.


There was something threatening about her and Dari felt uneasy. It was as if Nagash grew even larger before her eyes.


"Speed." Dari answered, swallowing her fear.


"Speed?" Nagash asked mockingly. "You think you can kill me just by being quicker than me?"


"I've lost all of my weapons." Dari admitted in defeat. A smart assassin never revealed what she was capable of. There was enough lying around, that she could use, but none of it was near as good as her old equipment. Fighting Nagash would be a contest she was not unlikely to lose without the element of surprise.


"Ha." Nagash laughed before her face turned sinister all of a sudden.


Before Dari had time to react, the giantess' huge hand slapped her from behind and sent her flying off the stack. Dari had almost gotten up again when Nagash's foot came crashing down on her, pushing her into the dirt.


"Remember what I will do to you if you try anything funny." The giantess spat threateningly and used her immense weight to force the air from Dari's lungs before relieving her.


Then, Nagash simply stood up and walked away.


-


Laura and Janna had been walking for hours before stumbling upon the first settlement, only to find that it had been abandoned. There was a dirt road to follow though, which took them to the second and third settlements, both of which had been abandoned as well.


They were hungry, frustrated and it was getting late.


"Let's just get back and eat from your village again." Janna suggested as they walked. "If it gets too late, we won't be able to find our path any more, you know how dark it gets here."


"They don't have enough food and I don't want to reduce the population too much, now that it finally started to really grow." Laura objected.


"If we can't find food around, we will have to move south anyway." Janna cautioned. "What becomes of it when you are no longer around, huh?"


"What if we don't make it back to the ship?" Laura asked.


"Sleep on the ground." Janna shrugged. "Hey, I don't like it either, alright. None of this shit. Just be thankful I made you put on your clothes."


When they started out to find food, Laura had wanted to go naked but Janna had insisted she put on clothes, to which Laura had only grumpily complied.


"But it's dirty..." Laura pouted and looked around as if deciding where she should sleep right now.


"Hello, wake up call." Janna said in a mocking tone. "Dirty is part of our life now! And besides, you're the one who won't make sacrifices for our survival."


"Won't make sacrifices?!" Laura spat in response. "Look at me! I don't make sacrifices?! Do you have any fucking idea how I feel?!"


Tears began to well up in her eyes.


"I...I was talking about the village. I didn't mean to...I don't want to fight." Janna cooed consolingly and embraced Laura in her arms. They started kissing after a while and the bad thoughts exited Laura's head. It felt so good to be close to Janna.


"Laura, Janna!" Someone called in the distance, almost too soft to hear.


They unlocked their embrace and looked around. The sun was settling but the light was still good enough to see anyone their size who might approach on the horizon. It took Laura a few seconds to remember, that no one would come. Like a stone in her guts, their whole situation was at the forefront again. She had probably been day dreaming.


"Did you hear that?" Janna asked wide-eyed, looking around like a maniac.


Then, there it was again: "Laura, Janna! Down here!"


Laura almost threw up. The voice was speaking in English! They looked down at their feet but in between the trees twilight had already set in and it was hard to spot things.


"I'm over here!" The voice called and Laura could barely make out the shape of something tiny, coming down the dirt road they were following.


He was quick and soon enough they could see him a little clearer. He wore one of the suits Janna and Laura would have worn if their mission had gone according to plan, but without the helmet. The fact that he had about the regular height of a person on this planet, barely upwards of three centimetres, sent Laura's head spinning.


"I need to..." She mumbled and felt her butt crashing into the ground beneath her, which almost threw the man off his feet.


"Woa, watch it!" He called again. "What the hell happened to you guys."


And he came closer yet until he was standing half a step, to them, away. It was Steve, one of their classmates on earth, sent on a similar mission to a different planet, the same day as they had been. Laura remembered him with short, light brown hair, broad shoulders and quite an impressive chin. He was not the most handsome of guys, but able to talk himself into a lot of girls' pants. He had never really tried with Laura, though, she was simply out of his league. It felt unreal to see him standing there now, so tiny.


Laura couldn't tell if she had approached Steve and who ever he was with if the roles were reversed. Yet here he was, either very brave or too stupid to care and impossibly small. But then again, he had probably no idea what they had done.


"Damn, I knew someone was talking good 'ol English over here, but fuck! When I recognized your faces I was like, what the fuck, guys?!" He screamed up at Janna so that she could hear him.


Janna didn't say anything. The situation was awkward to the bone. They just looked at each other. Steve, catching his breath from running, Janna slowly sinking onto her own behind and Laura trying hard to catch her bearings.


"I swear, if it's one of those damn druids, messing with our heads again, I'll fucking pulverize him." Janna said after finding her words.


Steve didn't seem alarmed but perplexed.


"Hey, what are you talking about?" He asked, spreading his arms wide. "It's me, Steve, I'm in your class, remember? Did you hit the same anomaly as us?"


"A...anomaly?" Laura croaked, finally finding her words.


"Yeah." Steve addressed her. "Our pilot can explain it better. We flew through that thing and ended up here. Engine fucked. Other systems are mostly okay though. We were all in stasis when it happened. Fucking autopilot I tell ya. How did you guys get so big?"


"We don't know." Laura blurted out. "Actually, we thought this planet was small, before we met you just a moment ago. You're not part of a rescue mission by any chance?"


"I'm afraid not." Steve shrugged. "We're kinda hoping to get rescued ourselves. What happened to your ship?"


"It's as big as we are, but only half of it is left. Guess that anomaly thing hit us a little harder than you." Laura said, getting calmer.


"This can't be." Janna mumbled suddenly. "You're not real. This is a parallel universe or some shit. There's never going to be any help..."


She extended a hand to reach for Steve and Laura quickly grabbed her by the wrist, stopping her. She had seen often enough what Janna's hands did to tiny people.


"His explanation makes sense actually, somehow." Laura tried to calm her friend.


"But...but..." Janna whimpered and started to sob.


"Look at the bright side." Laura encouraged her. "There's hope! We can get rescued!"


"But we're fucking huge freaks!" Janna burst out, loud enough to make Steve cry out in pain, holding his ears.


Janna had a point but Laura didn't want to focus on that for the moment.


"Don't worry about that!" Steve chimed in from below. "On earth we got, like, a ton of scientists that can fix this. Believe me, if there's a way to grow, there's a way to shrink, perhaps."


"You think so?" Janna asked through her tears.


"Uhhh, Yep." He shrugged and actually grinned.


Laura could have kissed him right there. She hugged Janna intimately for a long time and that rock in her belly started to lighten a little.


"So, uh, we've done it, huh?" Steve interrupted them after a while. "Found life, I mean. Intelligence and stuff."


"Did you...interact with them?" Janna asked after a while.


"Nah." Steve shrugged again. "All according to the book, you know. Just observed them a little. They seem pretty medieval if you ask me. Didn't wanna get burned at the stake or something. We were planning to open to them once our rations would run out, you know. What about you guys?"


"We...uh, yeah...umm...we..." Janna started, stammering.


"Just a few brief encounters when it was unavoidable." Laura threw in quickly. "We're kinda hard to miss, you see."


If Steve found out and reported what they had done, Laura and Janna would face charges of mass murder, possibly genocide and bunch of other nasty things. Janna nodded vigorously and showed a fake smile.


"Who's with you?" Laura asked, involuntarily mixing a little sweetness into her voice.


"Uh, Christina, actually." Steve answered. "Do you know her?"


"She's that black, tomboyish looking type, isn't she?" Laura asked in return.


"Yeah." Steve nodded. "We also got Val, uh, Valerie, pilot. Who is your number three?"


"Our pilot died in the crash." Laura said and lowered her gaze.


Steve scratched his head made a face: "Aw, damn. That sucks. Could you put him back in stasis or something?"


Laura looked up and shook her head: "All circuits dead."


Steve made a 'phew' sound and scratched his head again: "Hey, why, uh, why don't we continue this at our ship? You should meet the others. Maybe we can figure something out. I don't know..."


"Great idea." Laura smiled at him. "Where is it?"


"It's down this road, but not too far. There's a local tavern or something over there.", Steve pointed in the direction he had come.


Janna and Laura exchanged glances for a moment and Janna licked her lips.


"Then, uh, it's to the right, ninety degrees, one click I guess." Steve concluded and turned back towards them.


When Laura extended her hand and put it down beside him, to allow him to climb on, he jumped away in terror.


"Woa, woa, woa!" He screamed. "What the fuck are you doing?!"


"We can't follow you when you're in between the trees." Laura explained. "Plus it's dangerous, we might step on you. I can carry you, it's no big deal."


"Shit, that makes sense." Steve admitted with a laugh, calming himself. "You're just so...fucking huge!"


"Nice way to rub it in, asshole." Laura taunted with a smile and Steve chuckled before climbing onto her hand.


With utmost care, Laura stood up. She didn't close her hand around the tiny college boy to allow him to see and guide them. He laid down on his belly, peeking over the edge of her fingers, telling them where to go.


"This is unbelievable." He commented along the way. "I'm being carried by a girl."


Laura remembered him on earth. He wasn't exactly jockish, but fit nonetheless. But also more of a partier than a studier, much like herself.


"Well, get used to it." Laura winked at him from above.


"There it is!" Steve called out, suddenly. "Stop, you're gonna step on it."


Laura spotted the ship one step ahead of them. It was an explorer class, like their own, only the size of a shoe. It looked like it had taken down a couple of trees when it came down, but looked mostly intact. She sat Steve down in front of the ship and Janna crouched next to her, eager to see the other tiny humans. The ships doors were closed and no lights outside indicated that someone was inside.


"It's okay guys, you can open up! I found some friends!" Steve called but no one answered.


"Uhh, they're propably scared shitless because of you." He added apologetically. "Come out guys, it's totally safe!"


With a hissing sound, the door opened and two heads peeked out, a black face with short hair and a white face with long hair.


"Hi." Janna cooed softly. "Don't be afraid, you guys."


"Steve!" Christina, the black girl, shouted. "What in the living fuck is this shit?!"


"It's Laura and Janna, from class!" Steve explained. "Seems that anomaly thingy made them big, somehow. Real big."


Laura could see Christina step into the door and climbing out, gaping at them. There was light inside the tiny ship, so most of their systems seemed to be running still.


"What in the..." Christina cursed and came closer. "Hey, Val! Come out here and look at this!"


"I ain't goin' out there to those giant freaks!" Valerie's voice echoes from inside the space ship.


"Don't take it personal." Steve addressed Janna. "You have no idea how fucking huge you are. She probably saw you on the screen and stuff. Ey, did you piss your pants or what?! Come out here, it's kay, alright?"


Then Valerie came into view. She was good looking, from what Laura could see, had long blonde hair, a slender figure and was comparatively tall, like a model.


"Daaamn, that anomaly messed you up good." Christina said and stepped closer, gaping up at them in amazement.


"Yeah." Laura admitted, faking embarrassment.


The truth was, the more she thought about it, the more she decided she'd rather be big on this planet than small. In fact, she got a certain rush of power, looking at her tiny classmates. That was not good and she knew it.


"I'm not doing it!" Valerie announced suddenly and rushed back into hiding. "You can't make me!"


"Aww." Janna cooed, amused.


"Fuck off, go away, you giant freak, you can't make me!" Valerie went on from inside the ship.


That statement was obviously not true but Laura hoped that Janna would pass on showing her.


"Actually I could." Janna said victoriously. "Watch this guys."


She reached to the side and wrapped her fingers around a large spruce, yanking it out of the ground with a quick pull and lifted it up. Then she pressed harder on the trunk until it snapped in her hand like a twig before she ground it to splinters in her hand.


"Holy shit!" Steve exclaimed in awe. "That's awesome!"


"Valerie." Janna sang sweetly. "Come out, Valerie. Don't make me come get you."


"I ain't fucking doin' it!", Valerie cried from inside and went on a rant that was hard to comprehend.


When Laura saw the amusement in Janna's eyes, she knew she had to step in.


"Actually," She addressed Steve, "Why don't you guys go in, talk to her, try to calm her down. We have to get moving, it's getting dark. And it get's seriously dark out here, like, seriously. We'll go check on that tavern you talked about. How does that sound?"


"Uh, you wanna take us with you?" Steve asked.


"No, we leave you here, dumb-ass." Janna laughed at him. "We leave you here, so that the locals can kill you guys as soon as you run out of supplies. You're coming with us."


"Uhhh...sure, makes sense. Give me ten mikes, I'll convince her." Steve shrugged again and turned to go into the space ship.


Laura and Janna almost ran back to the road and they followed it according to Steve's description.


"Finally, someone begging for their life to fill my belly." Janna said in full earnest.


"Speak softer!" Laura whispered. "We don't know how far our voices carry. They might hear you!"


"Can you believe how tiny they are?" Janna whispered right on.


"I know, right?" Laura responded. "Oh, I wish it had been Amber. That fucking bitch."


"Oh yeah, I hear you." Janna conceded. "With her, things would have been...different."


They both chuckled.


"Hey, but we're not really doing anything with the guys, right? Steve, Christina and Val?" Janna continued after a short while.


"I'm so glad you said that." Laura answered relieved. "They're off limits. And they can never learn what we did to the local people. They can bring hell down upon us, once we get rescued."


They spotted the tavern in front of them. There were lights inside but it was as quiet as a grave. No doubt, whoever was inside had heard them approach and was now hiding in fear. Laura only hoped that it was packed with patrons but the abandoned village near the place didn't get her hopes up. The building was built along side the road, had two stories and it's outline was about the size and shape of a regular bible. There was a stable from which they could hear horses neighing too.


"Yeah, but what if they do find out?" Janna asked, blocking any exit with earth, using her boot.


The phrase 'accidents do happen' crossed Laura's mind, but she decided to go with: "Let's think about that when it happens, alright?"


"Right." Janna nodded and ripped off the entire roof at once.


There were rooms beneath it, with people cowering inside, furnished with beds, tables and chairs.


"Eat quick, we gotta get home." Janna said and reached inside without wasting any time.


'Home', that sounded so strange and far away, Laura thought once more. Janna had already found her first victim, a middle aged man who looked well fed and absolutely terrified. She grinned hungrily at him for a second as he dangled in front of her teeth, before she dropped him inside and moved her lips.


"Mhh." She moaned. "I love the way they melt on my tongue when I suck on them."


Laura swallowed hard. She could feel herself getting aroused just by thinking about that. Already, Janna lifted a married couple dangling by their night gowns to her mouth, each in one hand.


"Who wants to go first, hm?" She taunted them in the local language. "Well, it doesn't really matter now, does it."


And with that, the man vanished in her mouth, just like the first one had.


Janna noticed Laura watching her and grinned sheepishly. She lifted the screaming woman in between her front teeth and bit down on her only hard enough to keep her in place. When they kissed, Laura's breath became shallow again and Janna let the woman travel into her mouth. It ended far too soon, Laura thought, but then again, they had stuff to do.


She started to suck on the woman, like Janna had, and soon she could actually feel the tiny morsel dissolve on her tongue. The taste was exquisite. Janna also ate the last person they could see on the upper story but Laura found two more, hiding under a bed. One was a woman, slightly older than them by the looks of her, but beside her was a boy of only six or seven. That gave Laura pause.


"What's wrong, will you eat them already so we can dig into those below?" Janna pushed her.


"I'm sorry.", Laura whispered and lifted the mother by her dress and into her mouth. She gave her a quick death in between her molars before turning her attention to the kid.


She had probably killed children before, when she indiscriminately stomped houses or groups of people, but it had never been that personal before. Sighing, she lifted him by his jacked and regarded him for a moment. He wasn't crying, but visibly afraid.


"I can't.", She whispered and set the boy on the ground in between Janna and herself.


"Run, little guy, run far away and hide. And only come out when you see someone your size." Laura encouraged him.


He looked frightened at her for a moment, before Janna's fingers closed around him and hurled him upwards, before dropping him into the doom that was Janna's maw.


"Hey what the hell?!" Laura protested. "He was just a kid!"


"He's food!" Janna countered. "And a girl's got to eat, alright?!"


As an example, Janna opened her mouth again, exposing the frightened boy, sitting on the centre of her tongue, before she closed her mouth, swallowed and opened it again, showing that he was gone. Deep down, Laura knew Janna was right. The little one had probably starved to death in the wild anyway, or worse.


"A horse?" She asked diplomatically and lifted one from the stable next to her. It was a white steed that looked exemplary for it's race.


"Sure." Janna grinned and took it.


After wolfing down the beautiful beast, Janna carefully lifted off the first story of the building, largely preventing any collapse. Beneath it, it was a feast. Not without some gratitude, Laura noticed that it was mostly frightened men, safe for some tavern wenches and no kids to be seen. When she and Janna were about to dig in, the tavern keep, a large man without much hair on his head called out.


"Wait!" He begged, shouting over the frightened screaming. "Don't kill us, please!"


The two looked at each other and chuckled.


"And what are you giving us in return for your lives?" Janna inquired, raising an eyebrow.


"Food!" The keep said and motioned to a closet behind the bar that was filled with all manner of things. "Take it! I...it's yours!"


"And?" Janna continued with a devilish grin.


"And ale!" The keep added quickly. "There's a huge barrel in the basement, I have the key here!"


He held up the pathetic, little key, almost too small for Laura to see.


"I think I'm too large for the stairs, would you mind pointing it out to me?" Janna said, visibly enjoying the game.


The man pointed to the area beneath the bar, that was immediately vacated by the people around. The screaming had stopped and it seemed as though some had actually gotten their hopes up.


Unceremoneously, Janna pushed through the floor boards with her hand, cleared an opening by wriggling her arm and withdrew a considerably huge barrel from the basement.


"That's it!" The keep exclaimed. "Take it, it's all yours!"


Janna and Laura exchanged a glance. The barrel was still tiny to them, containing approximately a tenth of a litre if it were full. Janna pushed in the top with her finger and smelled it for a second.


"Cheers." She said, raising the barrel at Laura and took a brief sip.


"Damn." She commented in English before giving the barrel to Laura, "Now that's beer."


Laura took a sip herself and found it much more pleasurable than the stale, expired stuff they had the night before.


"It's good, yes?" The keep inquired eagerly and even managed the nervous smile of a service man dealing with displeased customers.


"Not bad." Janna said appreciatively. "But I'm not much of a drinker. I usually just go to the bar for snacks."


Laura could see the nervous smile die on the keep's face when Janna reached for him. She let him dangle by a leg in front of her mouth.


"Tell me, little snack." She taunted him. "Where can I get the most beer in one place, all at once?"


Without thinking too much about it, Laura lifted two horses into her mouth and chewed them while she watched Janna play.


"I...i....in the capital. Andergast. The city. The capital. They have the most." He blurted out while Janna made him swing back and forth.


"Good." Janna said, giving him a warm smile. "You look a little fat. Try not to upset my stomach."


She threw him into her mouth like a peanut and started chewing him noisily, looking at the crowd. Chaos ensued instantly. People were running and crawling over each other, trying to find a way out, to hide or to plead with them.


Simultaneously, Laura and Janna came for them, each lifting five people at once. While Janna had them melt on her tongue again, Laura simply washed them down her throat alive with another swig of beer.


"Want some more of this?" She asked Janna, motioning with the barrel.


"Nah, you drink it." Janna said, chewing her next mouthful of people. "Give me another horse."


Laura plundered the closet behind the bar, while Janna hunted down three patrons that wouldn't stop running, which amused her greatly. The last handful of people, four of them, cowering in a corner, were for Laura.


"Damn, I'm not full." Janna pouted, regarding her last three morsels.


"We'll find more tomorrow, come on, we gotta go." Laura said, threw the four into her mouth and washed them down with the rest of the beer. Janna sighed and stood up, already sucking on the first of her last three.


"I love to be big." Janna commented as they strolled back to the tiny space ship.


"Must suck to be so small." Laura laughed in response, holding her belly. "I can feel them kicking inside me."


"I haven't got you pregnant have I?" Janna asked in jest. "No, really. Being digested alive must suck."


"Come on, eat the last two. The others mustn't see them." Laura urged but Janna suddenly stopped.


When she held her hand up, Laura could see that the last two were both tavern wenches. With a seductive smile, Janna opened the button on Laura's jeans.


"What are you doing?" Laura asked nervously and half heartedly tried to push Janna away.


"One whore for you." Janna began and slipped her hand, carrying one of the wenches, into Laura's pants while simultaneously doing the same to herself.


"And one for me." She concluded, slipping the frightened little girl above Laura's labia and pushing her in between her lips.


Laura was wet from having watched Janna earlier and Janna's finger, pushing the wench, slipped in without any effort.


"Oh, a little worked up, are we, huh?" Janna commented and started to finger her girlfriend and herself.


"You're damn hot when you eat people." Laura gasped as she felt a little kick from the helpless, tiny girl within her.


"Ha. Knew it." Janna laughed and withdrew her hands from their panties. "You're a weirdo. Come on let's go."


Occasionally, on the way, a gasp would escape Laura and she'd get weak in the knees, every time the tiny girl kicked and struggled harder.


"Is yours as much a fighter as mine?" Janna whispered chuckling. "That feels great."


Laura only managed a nod and a grin. It felt awesome to be able to do that to someone without remorse or repercussion.


"Gee, you think I could make Steve do that once?" Janan said dreamily.


"No, you can't!" Laura had to fight to bring the words out in order.


"I wouldn't force him, you know." Janna whispered while gesturing leisurely. "He's a free man. If he does it of his own volition it's fine right?"


"No it isn't?!" Laura whispered back vigorously. "You'd fucking squash or drown him or something."


When they approached the ship, their two classmates and the pilot stood outside, waiting for them. When Valerie tried to retreat into the ship again, Steve and Christina held her back.


"It's alright, Val, calm down!", Steve said and after a while Val stopped.


"I fucking hate you guys!" She spat but remained where she stood, shaking visibly.


"It's okay, Val." Laura cooed and crouched down. "We're not going to hurt you. Come on you guys, climb onto my hand, we have to get going or we won't to reach our ship before it gets too dark."


Steve and Christina climbed onto her hand without incident, but Val needed some more convincing. Then, finally, they were on their way. They didn't talk much while they followed their tracks back, the crushing of trees beneath their feet, that moved quickly, drowned out the tiny voices of their classmates anyway. Janna carried their space ship along with them, trying not to shake it too hard, to avoid things breaking inside.


The tiny wench had wriggled her way out of Laura's vagina and was trapped in her panties now, pinned down by her labia. Still, the occasional kick or attempt to free herself could be felt.


-


After supper, Dexter made the builders throw in a few hours extra. They understood why and didn't complain about it. They built a few fires to spend light and Dari sat close to one of them for warmth. She fought hard not to fall asleep, not where Nagash could accidentally step on her. The incident still stuck in her bones.


Laura and Janna had still not returned, or maybe Dari had been sleeping a little and missed them. She couldn't really tell. She wished they'd never return, actually, but then again, she had to save Vengyr and thereby the world, according to Xardas. Without either of the titanesses, Nagash was her only chance to get into the ship. She thought about simply leaving the village. If she stole enough supplies, maybe she'd make it up there, but it would take forever. And they'd find her, most likely.


Large areas around the village were deforested by now. It wasn't so much that the villagers had cut down a lot of trees but more that Janna and Laura had simply been walking around the place. The trees their gigantic feet pushed down, the villagers would scramble and use for wood for construction or building fires.


Dari had heard a few hunters say how there was little to no large game left around. Sure, she thought. If she was a stag or a bear or anything like that, she'd leave this place too and never come back. Rabbits and birds could still be found though. Mostly birds, for they were stupid enough to came back every time after a titaness marching through had scared them away.


"Pack in! Go to sleep, we'll continue on the morrow at first light!" Dexter announced to the builders.


By that time, four new two story homes had been built in record time and the ground work for smithy, coopery and weavery had been layed. The old raider walked over besides Dari and stretched his back with a grimace of pain on his face.


"How is that rib?" Dari asked, concerned.


"It's fine. I've had worse." He shrugged. "The back is killing me though."


"Sit with the back to the fire, the warmth will help." She told him.


"Right." He grunted and followed her advice.


"We'll make the cut tomorrow, if they want to break their fast." Dexter said in thoughts, staring into the distance. "The day after that too. I'm thinking about another raid. If only we had horses. I'm going to have to speak to Laura about that."


"They haven't returned yet, have they?" Dari asked, turning towards him.


"No, they haven't." Dexter grimaced again. "I don't know if they find their way in the dark though. They might have gotten lost. Wouldn't that be something?"


He showed a wry grin.


"What if they don't return?" Dari asked.


"Well, than this little adventure is over. I don't know what happens then." He admitted.


Nagash had come over and sat down beside them.


"Sleep here?" She asked and Dexter nodded.


"You watch first." She commanded, gave Dari a gentle push and curled up into a ball.


It wasn't long after that, that the giantess started snoring. Dari hoped that Dexter would let her sleep first, but he did no such thing.


"Who can I trust?" He asked suddenly, turning around towards the fire.


Dari gave him the names of the most fanatic that came to mind. These people had accepted Lauraville as their fate, and Laura as their goddess. They were the minority still, but what they lacked in numbers, these crazy people made up in resolve. Some of these people would gladly offer their children to the barbaric titaness.


Then they heard Nagash whimper in her sleep.


"Is she holding up?" Dari asked concerned.


It was weird, hearing such a gigantic and fiercely strong creature cry.


"I honestly don't know." Dexter said with equal concern in his voice. "We only met her yesterday. It's strange how quick one makes friends in these times. One of our goddesses killed the girl Daisy. The two were growing somewhat close, I think."


Then Dexter did something, Dari hadn't expected. He stood up, strode over to the giantess and leaned against her, preparing to sleep. It wasn't long before Nagash hugged him like a doll and nestled him against her breasts.


Dari got up and threw some additional wood into the fire. The burning pile was as high as herself, for Nagash had built it. Then she looked around at the dancing shadows on the new buildings. She was unbelievably tired. Trying hard to stay awake, she couldn't help but drift in and out of sleep, having the weirdest dreams of her life, all of which she fought hard to forget.


Then, when darkness had surrounded everything outside the light of the fires, the earth started shaking gently, announcing the return of the titanesses.


'Please, let them be full and as tired as me.' Dari thought, before sleep overtook her like a practised lover.


-


It had gotten almost so dark that they couldn't see their hands before their eyes. They had lost their track and were stumbling around the darkness. They knew they had to be close to their ship but they couldn't make it out anywhere. They had talked about sleeping right then and there and continuing on the next day, when Steve had called out that he saw a light.


Laura and Janna saw it too and they walked towards it. Soon, they spotted the outline of the ship as well, and Laura was relieved. She didn't bother checking on her village more than taking a single look. Several fires burned and people were sitting next to them, some sleeping, some looking up at her in fear. Around the by far largest fire, Laura could see the tiny giantess, sleeping soundly, no doubt recovering from a hard day of work. The progress of the construction pleased her, but what pleased her most, was the thought, that Dexter had erected a signal fire, to guide them back to their homes. Surely, the tiny man had not missed that she and Janna had not returned. She was proud of him once more.


She held her three new friends closely in her fist, not allowing them to see, so not to raise any questions about why there was a village so close to their gargantuan space ship.


Inside, Janna was building a fire in the usual place, after she had placed the space ship on the table, unharmed.


"Is, uh, everything clean?" Laura asked, hinting. "We wouldn't want to...give a bad impression."


"Uh, yeah, sure." Janna said chewing her lip. "It should be fine."


Laura conceded that they had no choice. If there were remnants of crushed people somewhere, she sure would not find them now. The table, the tiny space ship sat upon, was mostly clean though, she remembered. Letting Steve, Christina and Valerie walk around on the floor would be stupid anyway. She placed her hand next to the ship, and allowed them to climb down.


"Wooow!" Steve said, running a few steps and gaping at the enormity around him. "This is, like, so freaking freaky. Shit!"


To him, it seemed like a cool fun park. Christina and Valerie looked around in amazement as well, but seemed fearful at the same time.


-


Stonetree couldn't help but smile. He smiled often these days, much more often than in the days of the great war, back when it looked like they might actually win it. He stuck to his race, because he was one of them, but deep down he somehow knew that he was different. There was no place for him anywhere else.


Albino was a smart leader. That was out of the question. But Stonetree had a hunch that the pale king's vision of the future involved more wheels, furnaces and blood than he could stomach. Also, Albino had given giants like Edda, a living monster that particularily rejoiced in eating human children in front of their mothers' eyes, far too much responsibility. She was an exemplary giant when it came to fighting and killing, but she was unsteady, erratic, sadistic and arrogant.


However, such was the quality of the breed that Albino's war had brought forth. Giants, unable to sustain themselves, unable to control themselves, having lost their old, proven ways completely.


That was why Stonetree took great pleasure in watching Edda's pale face now, as well as her two equally ogrish, female companions. All three of them towered above him in height and were definitely stronger than him. They might well have beaten and killed him with ease in a fair fight. But none of them had seen the real giants before.


They were hidden at the edge of the forest, in front of them flattened trees. The sight of that alone had put an end to Edda's mockery of Stonetree, that she had put up, for the entirety of their journey here. Albino had tasked Stonetree to show to Edda what he had seen, so that she might confirm it to him. Stonetree remembered a time, when his voice was trusted, but apparently, that time had passed. Albino had laughed and asserted that he was hallucinating.


It wasn't long before the two titanesses strode past them in the distance and climbed into the massive, mountainous thing they had made their home. The darkness had only allowed them to see their outline against the moon and stars, but when one of them had leaned closer to the nearby village, where fires burned, they had gotten a brief but better glimpse of the creature.


Ever since then, Edda and her brutes had remained silent.


"Have you seen enough?" Stonetree asked softly.


He could see Edda swallowing hard.


"Why she not destroy village?" She asked, grunting.


"I don't know." Stonetree admitted. "It seems she...cares about it."


To his surprise, she laughed heartily at that and her companions joined in.


"Then she weak!" She spat. "She no threat."


Stonetree needed a moment to stomach the stupidity and sheer arrogance of what he had just heard.


"The two of them have killed hundreds, if not thousands, from what I have seen." He cautioned.


"And yet, she let pathetic little humans live next to her." Edda countered, unconcerned. "We tell Albino, no threat here."


Stonetree felt himself getting angry. Not only was she undermining him, she would also endanger their entire campaign by withholding information about two gargantuan killing machines, that they would inevitably run into at some point.


"We keep slaves around as well..." He tried to reason, unwilling to give up and let her tarnish his reputation with Albino further. But the longer the living behemoths were out of sight, the more Edda seemed to grow back her courage.


"We treat human like little worm they are. We not protect them." She proclaimed confidently.


Stonetree began to understand just how stupid Edda really was.


"It seems, they keep one of us as a slave too." He mentioned, sure that this one would convince her. "She's over there, right at that pyre, sleeping."


Edda narrowed her watery eyes but Stonetree knew that she couldn't see her.


"Liar." She grunted after a while. "No giant can be slave."


Stonetree gritted his teeth: "Fine. Then let's go."


"No." Edda chuckled at him. "We will destroy humans."


"You can't be serious." Stonetree urged her, almost unwilling to believe his ears. "If the bigger ones hear you..."


"They gone sleeping." She cut him off. "And village only humans, hehehehe!"


She licked her thick lips, no doubt thinking about the children she could devour. It was insanity, but on the other hand, Edda would see the enslaved giantess and maybe come to reason.


"Fine." He conceded. "But we have to be quiet until we get there."


 


"Of course, mhhhhmhmhmh." She chuckled. "Don't want humans to get away, hehe!"


The three giantesses had never learned how to move quietly and Stonetree soon let them overtake him, hoping that the darkness would conceal him if the worst happened. But grudgingly, he had to admit that there was a good possibility that Edda was right. If the titanesses slept, they should be able to clear out the village, retrieve the giantess and get away unscathed. He already resented the massacre about to ensue, though. He fell back more and more, trying to keep out of the fight if possible.


Like moths drawn to a flame, Edda went directly for the big fire.


-


Dari awoke to a tingling in her neck. It was strong. Danger was imminent. She realized that she had fallen asleep on her watch and never told Nagash to take over. The giantess was still snoring beside her.


She looked around to the houses to see if more villagers were gathering to attack. The fire had lost size but was still big enough to reach them. Then she heard the foot steps approaching. They sounded like Nagash's, but there were at least three pairs of feet, trampling towards her.


Instinctively, she layed flat on the ground and crawled for the darkness. It were giants, those of Nagash's kind, she knew it. She considered calling for alarm, but doubted that would be wise. The people in the village would fall to these creatures like sheep to wolves. Did they come for Nagash? Maybe they would just take the giantess and leave.


When Dari was shrouded in darkness enough, she made a run for the hunting equipment. The short knife that she carried on her person would not do much against a giant if it came to a fight. A long, reasonably sturdy spear, a bow and arrows were her choices. Then she returned to the darkness in between the new built houses to see what would happen.


There were three of them, all female and wild. Two looked alot like Nagash, but the one at the front was a different calibre, thick boned and brutish looking.


"What do we have here? Ahaha!" The fat ogre laughed upon seeing Nagash. "The coward was right. Stand!"


Nagash seemed to awake and looked around in confusion. Part of Dari knew, that she was looking for her, too. Then Dexter jumped to his feet, baring his dagger, stepping protectively in front of Nagash. It looked insane.


"Ahahaha!" The fat ogre laughed again. "Little human. I will crush, little human!"


That was just about enough for Dari. Aiming for one of the giantesses standing at the back, she went for the eyeshot with the hunting bow. It was a difficult shot. There was basically no wind and the distance was medium, but the only source of light was the fire, making it difficult to judge the distance correctly. What made it easier, though, was that giants had much larger eyes than humans and Dari would have confidently shot a cat through the eye under these conditions.


The bow sang and the arrow flew, hitting the target perfectly.


"Argh!" The giantess screamed and held her bleeding, ruined eye. "I kill you!"


Her voice echoed from the houses and the forest in the distance and Dari knew, the village would be awake soon. Blindly, the giantess stomped towards her, doing exactly what Dari wanted. She knew that arrow wouldn't kill her, the point was to distract the fat one from killing Dexter. With the fire in her back, the approaching behemoth made a formidable target and the second arrow destroyed the giantess' other eye, drawing more screaming.


The blind monster cried in pain, and Dari was quick to grab the spear and close in. Both hands occupied, holding ruined eyes, it was almost too easy. Still, Dari had to muster all her strength to push the spear through the giant leg and through the artery that ran there. That artery carried enough blood to, if it was nicked, kill within seconds. When Dari withdrew the spear and retreated into the darkness, litres of blood soiled the sand and the ogre fell dead like a rock.


Everyone looked towards her, Dari saw, even Dexter and Nagash, but she knew that they could not see her.


"What was that?!" The fat giantess grunted with unmistakable fear in her voice. "Go kill it!"


The other giantess started to roar and ran in Dari's general direction, surprisingly quick. Throwing the spear would not carry enough force to punch through her heart, Dari decided, and went for lying on the ground, as flat as she could, hoping that the giantess would miss her and let herself be killed from behind. When their eyes met, Dari knew that she was out of luck.


A giant foot came down, crashing upon her, and she lost the spear, rolling to the side. Another stomp meant to crush her out of existence, but this time, Dari was better prepared and used the momentum of another roll to get up and run for her life.


-


"Uhraw!" The giantess in front of Nagash screamed and showered Dexter with her spittle.


Nagash didn't know what to do. Everything happened so quickly and none of the words spoken had helped her understand what was happening. The village was being attacked by giants, obviously, but was she under attack too? Had they come to free her or would they kill her as well? Did she want to go with them?


"You stay away from her!" Dexter shouted at the behemoth before him, that was shorter but much heavier than Nagash.


For a weird moment, Nagash remembered how they had met, how he had defended her in front of the other raiders, how she had swallowed his seed in the forest before using him and how he had broken the jaw of the Spear Brother, that had tried to rat her out.


"Time to die, little human!" The ogress slobbered and made a step towards him. "You cannot slave giants!"


But that was wrong, Nagash thought. She wasn't Dexter slave, even if he told her what to do, she was Laura's. And Laura could, just by virtue of her size, make a slave out of any common giant, this fat, drooling ogre included.


"I'm not his, don't hurt him!", Nagash said quickly but firmly.


"Silence, slave!" The ogress sneered, "How can you let yourself be kept by humans?! I will take you and King Albino will be new master of you!"


Nagash felt her anger quickly rising with in her. Noone would call her a slave, she wouldn't have it. Also, she had heard of Albino, the pale king, but she never had any interesst in joining his stupid war. If anything, that war had quite ruined her growing up, with no male giants comming to mate with her.


"I will not fight for that pale son of a maggot!" She snarled and flexed her shoulders.


The ogress' tiny, porcine eyes widened and she flared her nostrils: "You die for this!"


"Oi!" Dexter roared, but the tiny man's voice sounded pathetic and weak against that of the giantess, "You have to get past me first, you fat, fucking...urgh!"


The ogress lifted her foot, surprisingly quickly for a creature of her weight, and brought it down, forcefully, right were Dexter stood. The sound, his body made when being crushed into the ground, was something Nagash was all too familiar with. It had been stupid, as she had known all along, to hang her heart on humans. They died so easily, and yet, she felt her eyes burn on account of the loss. But her anger grew too.


Without a second thought, she threw herself at her opponent, taking her down with her. Then, on top of her, Nagash channelled her hate into her fists, letting them crash into the fat, ugly face, sending sprays of blood flying every time. Then, suddenly, fleshy fingers caught her wrist and held it tight.


The ogress was strong, stronger than Nagash, as she had to admit in panic. Pain shot through her arm as it was twisted and forced her to kneel. Then the ogress took a swing at her face, that sent her crashing onto the ground and made her ears ring. She could hear the taunting laughter above her.


-


Dari had always been a swift sprinter but compared to the giantess hunting her, more than ten meters tall, she was but easy prey. The thuds behind her started slow, before picking up pace and too soon they were closing in. She could swear to hear laughter from above and tried to guess when the giantess would take her first stomp at her. Then, she saw a leg from the left corner of her eye and knew she had to cut right.


Instead of from above, however, the foot came from the side and tripped her. Expertly, she rolled two times before jumping back to her feet, when she crashed into a fleshy surface that came out of nowhere. The beast was quicker in the head than she had expected.


Lying on her back, looking up, Dari could see the monster above her. The giant legs were easily five meters long, the labia visible beneath the loin cloth almost thirty centimetres, the face ten meters above her. Such a creature easily weighed in access of ten thousand kilograms, and Dari didn't want to be beneath that.


She lifted her legs to get momentum for a backwards roll, but when the executed it, two fingers snatched her leather vest and lifted her, restricting her arms by her own weight. When she had wriggled out of her vest, the giantess' other hand closed around her torso.


It was a stunning realisation that overcame Dari. A feeling she was not too familiar with. The feeling that she had lost. She felt like in Gareth, when the guards had beaten and Xardas toyed with her. She felt like back in the gargantuan bottle of ale, when Janna was drinking it, and would only have had to swallow. Dari realized how lucky she'd been up to this point, but also that she had run out of luck now.


"Aaah!" She screamed when the giantess squeezed. She was unforgiving and strong and Dari felt her torso compress in the massive grip.


The giantess chuckled evilly and grinned at her. She licked her lips, while watching Dari suffer. As her head began to spin from loss of breath, Dari thought to hear steps again, and see a shadow, shifting in the darkness, just beside the giantess head, but that might as easily have been hallucinations.


A rock, held in place by the roots of a young tree, came out of nowhere and struck the giantess in the head. Dari saw blood pour from the wound and a pice of bone sticking out.


Then, the grip losened. After the first breath her mind became clearer but she knew to her horror that she was slipping and almost ten meters up in the air. The giantess expression was dull and dead, as her headed snapped back and forth from the force of the blow and her knees started to give in. She was falling forward. If Dari didn't die from the fall, she would be buried under this ten ton colossus.


But suddenly, there were other fingers. A little smaller, perhaps, but older, dirtier and with broken fingernails. They closed around her gently, and lifted her up again. A male face, smaller than that of the giantess, but much larger than that of a man. It had a dirty, wild beard that looked as though, moss, mould, algae and fungi were living in it.


The old giant regarded her for a second, while Dari was too scared to move at all. Then he sighed and it sounded like wind, blowing through trees, before putting her down to the ground, next to the fallen giantess. Hectically, Dari fumbled for the knife on her belt. When she drew it and looked back up at him again, she could only see the last remnants of his shape, fusing with the darkness of the night. She blinked once, he was gone. That was when the menacing laughter of the fat giantess arrived at her ears.


-


Nagash felt the meaty hands close around her neck and squeeze. She fought back, scratched, beat, hit, groped, nothing made them yield. Her jaw twisted up and down as she was yapping for air but didn't get any. A punch in the giantess' gut yielded similarly small results and provoked only vicious laughter. She needed help, she thought, or she would die right then and there. But there was nobody around that could.


When she had almost accepted her fate, she saw the leather clad girl, that tiny, pathetic, little thing, climbing onto the giantess' head. She would have had to climb up the ragged furs, the fat ogress wore, unnoticed in the heat of combat. The girl took the knife that he had bitten on to climb, lifted it towards the moon and brought it down, rapidly, again and again in quick succession. Blood gushed forward, a scream uttered and the giantess groped on her head for the little girl, who kept stabbing like a madman until the ogress' eyes were naught but a gory mess.


As Nagash sank to the ground, breathing furiously, she saw the thick, meaty fingers finally grab the tiny girl by the leg and throw her away, like something that the world didn't need any more.


Nagash prepared to end it and got up, having found new strength.


The blind monster plodded around in darkness, her arms outstretched, unable to see, while Nagash circled her. She shifted positions and took the cord around her neck to make a double loop that she threw around the ogress' neck, pulling it tight before she could free herself of it. Then she ran.


It wasn't long before the end of her range was reached again and she was yanked back and fell to the ground. But this time, with a satisfying crack, Edda the Ogre's neck broke, ridding the world of all the evil she was.


-


"Have you guys measured yourselves yet?" Christina asked as Janna and Laura took seat at the table.


"What do you mean?" Janna asked, cocking her head.


"I mean," Christina said, interrupted by a laugh, "do you have any idea how big you guys are exactly?"


"Uh, no..." Laura fell in, admitting. "You know, we didn't think we changed, like, we thought this planet was just...seriously fucking small."


"Your scanners are all fucked anyway, right?" Steve asked and she and Janna nodded.


"Well, ours aren't." Christina said. "Let's find out exactly how fucked up this is."


Explorer class ships had scanners installed above the cockpit, for measuring all manner of things without having to leave the ship. The intend was, to be able to determine these things on a planet that had too strong gravity or was simply too hot for humans.


"I know exactly how fucked up this is." Valerie sneered. "Very fucked up. What the hell do you want to measure these freaks for?"


"Val." Christina said, putting her hands on her hips. "These freaks are our class mates. Also, this anomaly is a serious discovery. You don't have to be a nerd to see that we have a scientific duty to study that shit."


"Stand aside in the name of science!" Steve laughed and jogged past Valerie and into the tiny ship.


Next they heard his voice amplified by speakers on the outside of the ship: "Janna, you first. Please strip down to your underwear so I can scan you."


"Steve!" Christina scolded into the ship.


"I know right." It rang out of the speakers. "The things we do for science..."


Christina called him a 'perv' but Janna had already stripped down to her panties and bra.


"Alright." Steve began to explain. "Please step in front of the scanner, a little more, yes, and for the fun of it, tell us exactly how tall you were before you grew."


"One meter, sixty seven." Janna said loud and clearly.


"So, uh, that's a sexy five foot six for our first contestant." He joked into the microphone. "Now, tell us your weight, honey."


"What the fuck happened to science? Stick to the metric system, you dweep." Janna scolded him, shaking her head but smiling.


"How much? Don't lead us astray here." Steve said again, still going with the game show gig.


Janna sighed: "A hundred and and thirty seven pounds...and a half. How much is that in metric, Einstein?"


"That's a whopping sixty one kilos!" Steve went on. "But no worries, hun, still sexy."


That was damn true, Laura thought.


"Sooo, scan, scan, scan." Steve announced after drumming on the mic. "You are now...holy shit!"


"What?" Janna asked, genuinely interested.


"You are around one hundred meters tall now and, uh, you weigh twelve thousand nine hundred thirty seven metric, fucking, tons." He said, without the gig this time.


That gave every one a little pause.


"I, uh, hate to brake it to you." Steve's voice rang again, sounding gravely concerned. "But you did put on some serious weight."


There was a silence before Janna and Laura, and then everyone else, laughed.


"Holy crap, man!" Steve went on. "One of your jugs almost weighs three hundred tons."


"Are you checking out her tits on the fucking monitor?" Christina asked alarmed and jumped into the ship as well.


"Oh, he better don't." Janna said with a half joking smile. "Or I'll dump a three hundred ton boob on his little ass."


"Uh, there's no need for that." Steve said but Laura couldn't tell if his anxious tone was played or real. "Laura. Why don't we measure you next."


This time he did it without putting on a show. Laura was smaller and lighter than Janna, standing at one point five four meters, or five foot one, and weighing roughly fifty one kilo grams, or a hundred and twelve pounds, before growing. Now she stood at about ninety meters tall and weighed roughly nine thousand nine hundred metric tons.


"Ha, you're ten meters smaller than me, squirt!" Janna laughed heartily.


"And my boobs?" Laura asked sheepishly.


"Uh, at the risk of getting buried under it..." Steve said, finding back his humour. "...one hundred forty two tons, metric. Wanna give it a shot? I think I could take that."


"The hell you could, now shut that thing off!" Christina laughed and from what Laura heard on the speakers, slapped him against the back of his head.


"You're right, I'd probably die." Steve said dreamily. "A very, very happy man."


Laura considered putting her clothes on again, but they'd soon go to bed anyway.


After that they met outside and discussed the probability of getting rescued. The tiny ship was continuously sending emergency calls, but so far no one had answered and none of them had even the slightest clue, as to when help could be expected to arrive.


"And you guys have made contact already?" Christina asked all of a sudden. "With the locals I mean? It's so freaky how human they look."


Laura and Janna exchanged an uneasy look and Laura decided to stand up and put some more trees into the fire.


"Uh, yeah, actually." Janna began, bumpily. "And they're pretty human on the inside too."


"How the hell would you know that?!" Valerie suddenly called in a shrill voice. "You didn't kill any of them, or did you?"


"No, no, no!" Janna hastily lied. "We found, uh, dead ones."


"Ha, as if!" Valerie scoffed. "You thought they were just insects didn't ya, since you're so big?!"


That sounded much too close to the truth for Laura's liking.


"I...I...uh..." Janna stammered.


"The animals and plants are, like, completely earthly as well. It's totally freaky!" Laura threw in quickly, while walking back to the table.


"What the fuck?!" Valerie screamed, pointing at Laura's crotch.


"What?" Laura asked, before she remembered and her heart skipped a beat.


"There was something twitching in your panties!" Valerie said loud and clearly, nodding to herself.


"No there wasn't?" Laura said, swallowing hard and sitting down just a tad too quickly.


She felt the tiny wench more clearly, now she was pressed against her labia again and was aware of her presence. She arched her back slightly and leaned forward until she felt a satisfying 'pop' as her nether lips squashed the girl flat. Nine thousand nine hundred tons...


"Stand up and show us!" Valerie demanded with shaking hysteria in her voice.


Laura looked over to Janna, who looked as forlorn as she felt herself.


"Stand up, Laura." Christina said, more calmly but also firm.


In lack of any idea to talk herself out of it, Laura lifted herself from her chair until she stood, her crotch at eye-level with her tiny classmates.


"Oh my God!" Christina said, horrified and Valerie started sobbing and sank to the ground.


"Wha...what?" Laura tried to play it cool, but her mouth was much too dry for it.


"Please tell me that wasn't a person." Christina begged and cupped her mouth with her hand.


"There's...there's blood, Laura." Steve called up to her and this time the concern in his voice was unmistakably real.


When Laura leaned forward, she saw it. Tiny to her, but probably clear to see for those that had not shrunk. A red dot could be seen, right where the wench had yielded her life to Laura's weight. The cotton fabric was dirty, as was unavoidable on this planet, but the red colour stood out and it was spreading as the fabric soaked with blood.


"Oh, urgh, must be that time of the month, huh?" Janna suddenly interrupted the awkward silence.


"Ye...yes!" Laura called out in relief. "Oh shoot, that's embarrassing! We don't have any tampons or anything, do we?"


"Nah." Janna quickly followed up. "I can give you some cotton wad from the laboratory stuff but that's as good as it's gonna get."


"Urgh, girls are gross." Steve commented and shook himself.


"No way!" Valerie protested through her tears. "What about the twitching I saw?!"


"You probably saw a dancing shadow from that fire over there.", Steve reasoned with a shrug and pointed to the burning pile of trees at the entrance.


"I saw what I saw! Turn your panties inside out, you freak!" Valerie pushed, as hysterical as before.


"No." Laura said firmly, sitting back down. "I'm not gonna undress and show you my vag just because you got halos. I don't even know you."


"You believe me, right?" Valerie turned to Christina.


All eyes were on the tiny black girl.


"I, uh...I don't know, Val." Christina stammered and shook her head in disbelief. "Why would she do such a thing, that doesn't make any sense."


"Because power corrupts, Chris!" Valerie flared up. "And she's, like what, ninety meters tall?! Imagine the things she can do to people, imagine the things you could do, if you were that big. I know what I could do..."


"Hey, just because you're a bitch doesn't mean she is too." Janna stepped in, convincingly angry.


"You know what?" Janna went on as all eyes turned to her. "I think you should apologise for even thinking such a thing."


"Blow me, you giant cunt!" Valerie spat in response.


"Woa, woa, woa!" Steve stepped in between the two with his arms outstretched, "Let's not blow this out of proportion, alright?"


He looked so tiny and pathetic next to Janna, Laura hoped her friend could contain herself. Janna was now visibly angry too but didn't see about to do anything stupid.


"I will let that one slide just because I could squish you with my thumb if I wanted to." Janna said calmly but with a certain frostiness in her voice before she narrowed her eyes and added: "If you apologise."


Now everyone looked to Valerie again.


Much to Laura's dismay, Valerie took a few vigorous steps towards Janna and said: "So, you want to squish me under your thumb, huh? Sounds like you have experience with that!"


"I don't get my hands dirty with tiny squirts like you." Janna countered, baring her teeth and leaning forward threateningly until her three hundred ton breasts were touching the table. Somehow, Laura could picture Valerie buried under one of those quite clearly. They glared at each other for a while before Laura decided to break the silence.


"I think we're all a little worked up by this entire...situation." She said firmly. "Let's all get a good night's rest and start over tomorrow, shall we?"


"Fine be me." Steve commented with a shrug and Christina nodded vigorously. "Come on Val."


Christina took Valerie by the arm and led her away. Steve went last.


"Hey, Steve." Laura called softly just as he was about to enter their tiny space ship. "Did you guys learn the local language yet?"


"Uhh, no." He answered, taken aback. "Who should we have learned it from?"


Laura shrugged and smiled: "We learned it already. It's real easy. Let's arrange something tomorrow, so you guys can learn it too."


"Wow, great." Steve smiled back and followed the others. With a 'hiss' the door of the tiny vessel closed.


"What a bitch..." Janna began but Laura bid her silence.


"They will most likely be able to hear us, even if we whisper." Laura said calmly in the language of the locals. "But this way, they won't be able to understand us."


"Smart." Janna answered, using the local tongue as well.


"Keep it inconspicuous and no names!" Laura went on. "We mustn't give you-know-who any reason to become any more of a problem than she already is. Let's get some sleep."


"Alright." Janna said and went to her own bed and slipped inside. "And no lesbian stuff when they're around. That's super embarrassing."


That stung a little, Laura had to admit.


As she was staring into the darkness, trying to sleep, she heard Janna's breaths become shallower and quicker. She knew that there, under the blanket next to her, a tiny tavern wench was going through hell.

Chapter 9 by squashed123
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Chapter 9

The city of Andergast was covered in fog in the early morning as six long ships, navigating carefully on the river, prepared to dock. The sun had just started to come up, as were the first people in the streets. The city was packed with refugees, beggars and poor people and it reeked of the dirt they brought with them. Living conditions in Andergast had always been a tad on the rough side of things, but the recent developments were tipping the city's climate more and more towards the sour end.

It was situated on the north bank of the river Ingval which connected to the ocean, and the west bank of the river Andra, which joined the Ingval there. Across the Ingval there had been build a fortified bridge which ended on the southern bank into Ingval-castle. Thus, the bridge was protecting the open docks on the river against attacks, requiring no further fortifications behind them. The street to the north end of the bridge was leading just past the bergfried of the King's castle, the seat of King Aele of Andergast. Besides the castle, docks and central marked place, the city was quartered according to the four, most powerful artisan guilds: Metals in the north, leather in the east, textiles in the west and wood, closest to the docks, in the south.

With the king's castle directly beside the docks, the walk to the throne room did not take long.

"Thorsten Haffthor Olafson, of Thorwal, third son of the hetman of hetmen!" The sergeant carrying a halberd announced loudly as they entered the throne room.

"Thank the twelve you are here!" Queen Effine of Andergast exclaimed, rising from her throne.

The woman was utterly unattractive, Thorsten found. There was too much meat on her, hanging from her small stature, and on her face too that was round and puffy. Her thin, blue lips raised no affection and her eyes were utterly without glimmer to them. Her hair was mostly concealed under white cloth, held in place by a golden ring on her head, but from what could be seen, it was thin and strawy and actually missing in some places, not unlike the hair on an old man's head.

"Kneel before the queen." The sergeant grunted but Thorsten had no intention of kneeling.

The Thorwalsh never knelt.

Thorsten stood just over two meters tall, as many of his kinsmen did, and thusly towered over most other people anywhere. He wore traditional waxed sail cloth britches in red and white, held by a broad, brown leather belt, and a sheep skin vest. His muscular chest was covered in coarse, brown hair with the small, silver figure of a whale enthroned upon it that held by a leathern thread around his neck. He was young, so his beard was still not grown fully and fierce, but his wild, strong eyebrows showed that he would grow a fearsome beard to match them soon enough.

The Throwalsh were a proud, seafaring people that loved their freedom above anything else. They loved to fight too, and no one did they like to fight more than the Horasians south of them, for they hunted whales for lamp oil and ambergris. Swafnir, the one and only true god for most Thorwalsh, was a giant white whale himself.

"Your false gods have nothing to do with this." Thorsten said, ignoring the sergant and openly defying the queen, "You called for help. Here we are. Six longships, one hundred and twenty men."

There were more than enough female warriors and shield maidens amongst the fighters he had brought, but to the Thorwalsh that didn't make any difference. They did not regard their women as different or weaker, like most other peoples did.

"A drop of water into a brazier." A robed mage said, stepping into the light. "We were expecting the hetman himself and an army."

"My father and elder siblings are raiding Horas' coastline." Thorsten shrugged. "A punishment for their whaling. They left long before giants were first seen in Thorwal."

Many Thorwalsh superstitiously feared the arcane, but Thorsten did not really believe there was such a thing. The way he saw it, wizards were like the false priests of the twelve gods who liked to read a lot and hide behind others when it came to fighting. Nothing like Swafnir's true servants.

"We need more." The queen said, sinking back on her throne, desperate and frustrated, looking awfully tired in the torch-lit room.

She waved annoyed with her hand and the Sergeant took his leave, snorting furiously.

"Has King Aele let his kingdom grow so weak?" Thorsten commented snidely. "The giants are more dangerous and damaging than wolves, bears or bandits, I admit. But they act mostly alone and never with tactics or organization. They do what they do to sustain themselves."

"Not here." The mage explained sharply. "They operate in groups in our forests, killing or enslaving anyone they can get their hands on, destroying villages and creating chaos. Our city is overrun by refugees and what remains of our garrison gets smaller every day. We are at war."

"Then let King Aele call in his banners and root them out!" Thorsten urged in reply.

A solemn silence befell the room that Thorsten did not understand.

"He tried." The queen said, lowering her gaze. "My husband fell in the battle of Andrafall, along with most of his men."

"We tried to call in more troops but, without the king, the lords are hesitant and prefer keeping their men to themselves. Desertion is rampant everywhere, as is reaving, raping and murder. But that is not the worst." The mage added, darkly. "We have heard of at least two giant creatures that are ten times larger and much deadlier than the other giants."

"An exaggeration, perhaps?" Thorsten suggested hopefully, his snide tone gone.

"That's what we thought at first. But as muddled and confusing the reports are, the two sky high monsters are a common theme. What's more is that the devastations at Andrafall are simply too big, even for an army of common giants." The mage concluded.

"Swafnir, help us." Thorsten muttered, not entirely able yet to wrap his mind around all this.

"We have seen abandoned villages by the river." He went on after a while. "But nothing otherworldly as you describe."

"The worst is north of here." The mage replied. "Take your boats north, up the river to Andrafall and see for yourself, if you dare."

Thorsten did not like to be challenged by a coward.

"You are a protectorate of Gareth, as are we." He declared. "We are bound by treaty to be allies and we will gladly die for you in battle."

Who died in battle dined forever in Swafnir's mead hall under the sea. With this firm belief at heart, no Thorwlash warrior needed to fear death. Some had been known to tremble when the end was near, for all creatures' instincts told them to survive. In general, however, the Thorwalsh were infamous for charging into spear walls with joyful and menacing laughter.

But that didn't mean that they threw their lives away easy, either.

Thorsten's father Olaf, when taken prisoner by a rebellious hetman, had famously convinced his executioners to hold his beard aside so that it not be severed and he still had it, in all it's golden glory, drinking in Swafnir's halls. When the sword fell at his neck he had pulled back so that the hands holding his beard were cut off clean instead. The usurper had been so impressed that he ended his rebellion and renewed his oath with his former hetman of hetmen right then and there. Or at least, that is how the story was told.

"Do not be fools, as my husband was." The queen urged him. "Take from our armouries what you deem necessary and if you must leave the city, make sure you come back in once piece."

"You'd rather we stay here and do nothing?!" Thorsten asked, making sure his tone carried home that he was not going to comply.

"We want you to be here in full strength." The mage said, calmly but stern. "Our city had six thousand inhabitants, give or take, before this nightmare started. Our current estimates approach ten thousand soon, counting the refugees outside the walls. Think of the massacre that will ensue, when the giants hit. Whether they have hundred meter tall monsters or not."

Thorwalsh were not good at defending anything. That's why they only held such a small strip of land by the sea, from where to fish and go raid. If the mighty fleets of Horas came to root them out, they would scatter and rebuild later or, better yet, meet the huge, heavy and barely manoeuvrable hulks, cogs, caracks and war galleys in the open waters and fight them to glorious death. Attack had always been their choice strategy for defence. That was also why they preferred raiding over conquest.

No, Thorsten thought, putting his proud warriors and shield maidens on city walls would not serve.

"What of Gareth?" He asked after a while. "What does the high throne say?"

"Nothing, as of yet." The queen replied bitterly. "But we can't be sure if our riders got through, or if they stuck true to their tasks. They might as well have abandoned us."

"Horas never abandons her allies." A snarky, arrogant voice with Horasian accent said behind Thorsten.

He spun around to the entrance of the throne room and the queen and mage were looking as well.

A man stood there, of slim, average built. Of his face, only a wide, grinning mouth was visible under a broad, black hat, adorned by a white feather. His britches and vest were black too, but under that bulged out a fine white garb with quilling at the hemlines. He seemed to carry nothing but a few different sized leathern sacks on his belt as well as a floret, a long, thin stabbing weapon without a blade.

"Forgive my manners." He continued. "Interrupting you like that without introducing myself. Léon Logue, is my name."

He raised his head and showed them their face. His green eyes were narrow, but very alive, his eyebrows as long and thin as his mouth. His black, shiny hair was slightly curled and reached to his jawbone. On his upper lip, there was a small, perfectly trimmed moustache. Thorsten was at a loss for words.

His grin grew wider when everyone was too startled to speak: "I can see by the looks on your faces that you have not heard of me. Given the dire, backwards state your 'country' is in, I shall not hold a grudge against you for that."

"How dare you speak to the queen like that!" The mage hollerred when he had found his words. "Sergeant, throw this man in a dungeon!"

"Ah, ah, ah." The man mused with a raised, gloved finger. "Be careful whom you make enemies of, Jindrich Welzelin. It might just be the one who could inform the White Guild about your lack of enthusiasm for eliminating druidism and heresy, eh?"

"As for your Sergant," the Horasian calling himself Léon continued, "it seems he has found some unexpected wealth and went to celebrate his luck in the nearest locale."

"We have more guards than you can bribe." The queen cautioned him, more calmly than Thorsten liked.

"Yes." Léon Logue replied with a weary smile. "You have thirty city guard patrolling the streets and one hastily replenished banner of halberdiers. Then of course you have conscripts, rabble and militia. Bowmen! I am sure you were able to draft many from the stream of refugees arriving here, but then again, I hear it's more of a come-and-go attitude at the moment."

"You are well informed." The queen admitted in defeat.

"You forget about us." Thorsten finally said into the room and everyone turned towards him.

He felt insecure all of a sudden.

"By Horas!" The Horasian exclaimed cynically. "You can speak! Why, I had mistaken you for a buttress!"

Thorsten balled his fists.

"No need for that! I apologise." The man mocked. "I know you northerners like to settle your disputes with your hands. Well, if you feel inclined to give that a try, I hereby challenge you to an armed duel of first blood. Who ever wounds their opponent first, wins. That's much better sport than brawling, don't you think? So much more civilized."

"That little toothpick of yours couldn't parry my axe if I swung at you." Thorsten pointed out through his teeth.

The man was much smaller than him, both in height and mass.

"Agreed." Léon said with superior calmness. "Too bad you swing it so slowly I could kill you thrice over and still have time to dance away before it could crash down upon me."

"I forbid you both from killing each other in my city!" The queen blurted out, rising up from her throne, interrupting them.

"You!" She pointed at the Horasian with flaring nostrils. "Tell us why you are here!"

"Yes, Queen Effine." Léon said, bowing his head. "I am here to find my elder brother, Lionel Logue, an adventurer, discoverer and scientist, last seen in these parts. You wouldn't happen to have any information as to his whereabouts, no?"

"I do recall a Lionel Logue, my queen." The mage raised his voice quickly. "Odd fellow. Inquired about giants and where to find them and talked to a lot of people. He said to go north, to Andrafall, as I recall, but has not returned."

"Hmm..." Léon sighed, darkly. "I had somewhat hoped the old fool had gotten himself into one of your dungeons."

"Well." The queen said briskly. "Now that that's settled, you are excused, Léon Logue. We wish you the best of luck with your brother."

"Thank you." He bowed in reply. "But I fear my business in this city is not settled yet. I have challenged this Thorwal brute to a duel and the man has not even had the honour of telling me his name yet. Therefore, let us raise the stakes to second blood, if you're up for it. The first one to lose the ability to fight, has lost."

"My name is Thorsten Haffthor Olafsson." Thorsten said before the queen could protest. "And I will smash your Horasian brains out of your skull."

"That would be third blood then." Léon smiled confidently, equally as quick to reply. "Very well. Let's convene in an hour on the central market."

"I will have the both of you hanged if you do that!" Queen Effine bellowed, full of indignation. "You, Thorsten Haffthor Olafsson, have a city to defend!"

Léon looked perplexed for a second before laughing heartily: "Defend this city against the Pale King? Ha!"

"What are you talking about?! Explain yourself!" The queen inquired angrily after a moment of silence.

"Your outer walls are four meters at the highest." León pointed out. "And you have neither crossbows nor ballistas or catapults on them at all."

"Who is the Pale King?!" The queen specified, one of the eyebrows on her ugly face twitching dangerously.

"Ahhh." He said, soothingly putting his hands up and preparing to back up and explain.

"Well, according to what we know, giants have shown up in small numbers all over the continent." He began. "They have been known to band into tribal structures sometimes, but from no where have our spies reported the level of organization and concentration that they employ in Andergast and bordering Nostria."

He gestured with his hand and went on: "Now, this leads many of his Magnificense's historians and scientists to believe that they have a higher leader here a...king, if you will. As the most ancient scripts and tomes we could get our hands upon tell us, at the time of the giant-wars there was a pale-skinned beast called 'Albino', leading armies of giants into battle, before the earth some day swallowed them all. Their recent re-emergence has some worried that a new age of giant wars might come. Not everyone shares this opinion of course but if the giants are back, their king might be too. We can find no record of him being killed or wounded."

There was another silence.

"Well, of course, we cannot be sure about this." Léon said more lightly after a while. "But I say it is likely, which is precisely why I came to get my brother home, no?"

"If it were true, what would you have us do?" Queen Effine asked meekly.

"A smart man would grab his things and run." He shrugged in response. "A confident queen might pray that her kingdom is just too insignificant and strategically unimportant. A hero might step forth and meet them in the field, beat them while they are still weak, for all humanity's sake. Their lingering in the forests could indicate that they haven't finished gathering sufficient numbers yet."

"I will march and meet them!" Thorsten called out immediately, again, causing everyone to turn towards him.

"You and what army?" Léon sceptically replied. "I have seen your ten dozen on the docks. Fierce warriors all, I have no doubt, when it comes to murdering fishermen and boarding merchants' cogs. But what good are your axes against giants, I wonder? How fares your brittle, northern steel against their skin? Spears and longbows are the best you have against them. To meet them in the field you would need pike walls and heavy crossbows in line formation, pitch fields, traps, firebombs, artillery. Did you know, a huge new sword to two and a half hands has come into fashion with Horasian sell-swords, called the 'Andergaster'? Ironic, isn't it?"

"We know, our military is a little behind on the latest developments." The mage began cautiously. "But Horas has always been on the forefront of new technology, hasn't she?"

"Indeed." The Horasian said, smug and pleased. "That is why the manufactures are working tirelessly, new soldiers are being trained and Nostria is receiving more men and material as per our protectoral agreement than ever before. As I said, Horas never abandons her allies."

"And we do not abandon ours!" Thorsten fell in with as much conviction as he could. "We will set sail today."

"As much as I do not care if you threw your life away," Léon said sharply, almost completely devoid of his arrogant tone, "you must know that you are sailing into your doom!"

"We are not afraid to die." Thorsten countered, allowing himself the superior smile this time.

"You will do no such thing!" The queen protested hysterically. "You will stay here and man our walls!"

"You heard yourself why the city is indefensible." Thorsten shrugged. "If you want to stop us, try. But I think, Gareth would not hold it against me if I sacked this city and returned home after your soldiers attacked mine."

"But where will you go?" The mage implored him. "Where will you start your campaign?"

"You did say north of here was worst, didn't you?" Thorsten replied with a mild smile. "That's where then."

The Horasian sighed and lowered his head for a moment: "If you want to be a fool, be a useful one. Let me go with you, north, to Andrafall."

Thorsten was perplexed: "Did you not say doing that meant death?"

"Yes." Léon Logue replied and raised his head again, showing a thin smile himself. "But would you not die for your brother?"

-

Janna had awoken horny and with an unmistakable urge to kill something. Fingering in her panties for the tiny tavern wench she had left there, she found her first victim of the day missing. Looking everywhere on the bed, she couldn't find her either. Her blanket had slipped partially off the bed during the night, so there had been a reasonable way for the tiny thing to get down but scanning the floor didn't reveal anything. Surely, the tiny thing was around somewhere, hiding.

When Janna looked over at the table, she saw a tiny person waving furiously at her.

As silently as she could, so not to wake Laura, Janna tiptoed over. It was Steve, wearing blue, shiny shorts, running shoes and a white T-shirt. Christina and Valerie were seemingly still in their beds, sleeping. Turning everything upside down for the tiny wench would not serve with Steve onlooking. Janna would have to wait for an opportunity and hope for the best.

"Hey." She greeted the tiny man, whispering.

He had stopped waving and just gaped at her in awe. Not at her face but, as Janna now noticed, her bare breasts.

"Hey!" She scolded him, still not too loudly, and covered herself.

"Good morning, uh, sorry!" He caught himself, scratching the back of his head in shame.

"What's it with you and my boobs, huh?" Janna pushed on, angrily.

"So sorry." Steve explained quickly. "They're just so...really, you can't blame a man for staring at them."

He had a point, Janna thought, feeling a little flattered. The size of her breasts was something she could honestly be proud of. Biting her lip, she took her arm off her chest and uncovered them for him to see. She was worked up and knew she had to be careful not to get carried away. But surely, a little banter wouldn't hurt, plus she really craved feeling good about herself.

"Like 'em?" She whispered seductively after a moment.

He was clearly awkward: "Janna, please don't do this."

"Aww, is my teeny tiny boy getting hard already?" She cooed playfully, happy with herself.

He shook his head: "They're the size of fucking water towers, man. You could kill someone with them."

"Biggest you've ever seen, huh?" She grinned and lowered herself closer to him. "Yeah, I have to be real careful when giving boob jobs."

She gave him a little wink on top of that.

Janna was proud of herself for having said it. Usually, she was coy and timid with boys. It had sounded like something Laura would say, who was so much better with men than her. But then again, her now girlfriend was just so breathtakingly beautiful, no wonder she had so much self esteem. Janna was eager to see if it would have the same effect it had when Laura did it.

"Janna, please, just stop." Steve urged her, averting his head.

"What's wrong?" Janna pouted, still as seductive as she could. "Don't you men like boobs?"

Something inside her really needed his approval. She couldn't have him as a sex slave, but he could still give himself willingly. But even if he only had told her she was 'hot', would have satisfied her. She loved Laura, but her current feelings made her realize that she wasn't a fully grown lesbian yet.

"Yeah, slightly oversized boobs on a slightly undersized girl." He said, still not looking. "Not this."

"Come on." She cooed desperately and leaned even closer to him. "You can touch them if you want. I'll be careful..."

When her breath washed over him, Steve cringed and covered his mouth and nose: "Jesus fucking Christ, what have you eaten!? Smells like death!"

His figure of speech was more true than he knew, but Janna felt offended all the same. At the same time she had to admit that she had not brushed her teeth the night before. No doubt there were still remains of the tiny tavern patrons stuck in between her teeth.

They had been about the size or a little smaller than him, so it made sense for Steve not to find her beautiful. After all, she was one hundred meters tall. A freak. It gnawed away her self-esteem, but the bitter reality was that there was nothing she could do about it. She hated being big for a moment and felt peculiarly like she was losing the ground beneath her feet.

To rinse her mouth, she looked around but found that the Erlenmeyer flask they usually used for filtered water but found that it was empty. Next to it, the dead, ken doll sized giant and the squashed but somehow still alive druid were lying, both of whom Janna hadn't gotten around to inspect further. More problems. Luckily though, they were out of sight for the people on the table.

Sighing defeatedly, she turned around and wanted to slip into her T-shirt which, adding even more to her displeasure, was just too dirty to wear.

"Fuck this." She muttered and took it with her on the way out of the ship.

"Hey wait!" Steve called when she passed the table. "Take me with you! I want to go out!"

"No." She said, matter of factly, feeling a hint of pleasure from being able to deny him as a little punishment for hurting her feelings.

She lingered a moment to see his reaction.

"Seriously, take me outside Janna." He demanded. "I want to take a run."

That explained his attire, Janna thought, but was perplexed too because it seemed very unlikely for someone stranded on a different planet to go jogging. Steve was that sports type of guy though.

"Run here, on the table." She gestured briskly. "It's big enough for you."

"Ey, I can do push ups and everything here, I don't mind, but doing a five K on a fucking metal plate is just balls, man!" He countered, sounding rather displeased. "I make one every morning. No exceptions."

"Well, looks like you are going to have to make an exception because I'm not taking you out." She replied, uncaring.

She was in power and she loved it but this tiny man was seemingly not willing to accept that.

"Why are you being such a bitch?!" He fell out at her.

Janna had to swallow before she believed her ears. She had lingered to hear him protesting and let him run against a brick wall, but this was far, far over the top.

"What did you just say?!" She whispered threateningly and took a step towards him.

"Alright, alright, I'm sorry." Steve raised his arms but did not sound nearly sincere enough for Janna. "But seriously, you guys take us here and then you won't let us out. It's like kidnapping! I have rights, you know? Take me outside, now!"

Janna's voice was shaking with anger: "First, you don't have any rights, because you are the size of a bug. Second, you will fucking do what I say, because you are tiny and insignificant to me. And third, you will apologize on your knees right now and if you call me a bitch ever again, I will fucking kill you."

By the time she finished, her face had gotten threateningly close to him but Steve looked utterly unimpressed.

Crosing his arms, he spat: "No! Fuck you! Take me outside and you will apologize for threatening to kill me!"

Janna felt the sudden urge to just slap the table and squish him like the pesky little fly he was. She had to remind herself that he was off limits. There was a way, she knew, to defuse the situation, but that would not nurse her wounded pride. And it was wounded dangerously right now.

"Apologize and we are good." She said softly and calmly as she could, reaching him an olive branch.

"No!" He replied defiantly. "If you think you can bully me around because you are as tall as a skyscraper, I'm sorry, but that makes you a fucking bitch!"

A split second later, Janna had snatched him off the table and placed him on the floor at her feet. She stomped the ground, hard, causing him to lose balance and fall on his behind.

"Can't bully you, huh?!" She stomped again, closer to him. "Can't bully you?! What's wrong little bug, you scared?"

She stomped a last time and grinned with satisfaction when he shrieked in terror. Laura, turning in her bed, caught Janna's eye and she suddenly remembered the two other sleeping girls too. Biting her tongue, she stood still and listened but as through some kind of miracle, her stomping didn't seem to have woken any of them. The only thing she could hear was Steve, whimpering at her feet. Her anger melted within seconds as the reality of what she had done began to sink in.

"Oh shit, I'm so sorry, Steve." She whispered and crouched down to pick him up.

She needed him to forgive her and shut up about the incident. Besides that, she was genuinely sorry.

Crying harder, he crawled away from her fingers and she let him for a moment before she took him gently and lifted him up. Following an instinct and what she knew about biology, she cupped him against the nipple of her breast and talked soothingly to him.

"I'm so sorry." She cooed. "I never wanted to hurt you. I lost it and wanted to scare you."

The effect might have been amplified because of her size, but comfortable warmth and scent worked their wonders surprisingly quick.

"I'm sorry too." Steve said, wiping his tears away. "You're not a bitch, I...I should never have said that."

Janna was satisfied with that.

"That's okay." She replied understandingly. "I should've just done what you wanted. I only wanted to keep you here because it is dangerous out there, you know?"

"I can manage the locals I think." Steve said, his voice growing less whimpering and pathetic and more manly again.

"Look at this." She said and reached over for the corpse of the giant. "These guys are out there and they want to hurt tiny people like you."

With the rot setting in, the ken doll sized man looked scary, even to Janna. She put him back and wiped her hand on her butt, quickly.

"Holy fuck!" He exclaimed.

"You get it, don't you?" She asked Steve sincerely.

"Yeah." Came the bitter reply after a moment. "Damn, he looks mean."

"The life ones are meaner, trust me." Janna chuckled.

There was a silence and she was unsure how to ask and make sure that Steve would remain silent about the incident. She couldn't leave before being sure.

"Look..." She said after a while. "I feel horrible. Let me make it up by watching over you while you go on that run."

"Nah, that's okay." Steve declined. "You were just on your way out doing something and...I shouldn't be so selfish. Just put me down, I'll make some jumping jacks or something."

"No." Janna insisted. "I really want to make it up to you. I was just going to the lake to bathe, get water and wash my stuff. That can wait, really. I mean, our ship's not going to fly anywhere any time soon."

She showed him a friendly smile in the hopes of convincing him.

"Hey!" He called out, suddenly, as though he hit a brain wave. "If there's a lake, let me swim a few a rounds, that's cool. That way we both get what we want!"

All the way to the lake behind the space ship Janna held Steve closed in her fist. He would see Laura's village eventually, she foretold, but now was not the time. When she looked at it from the distance however, she noticed the giant corpses lying around. First she thought Nagash was one of them, but then she saw the tiny giantess, already at crane duty.

She was conflicted. On the one hand she was curious as to what had happened. On, or rather in the other hand, was Steve, and she just couldn't put him back into the ship now. He had priority, she decided and continued to the lake only to discover the next problem.

Villagers were there, fishing with rods, no doubt at work to collect food for her and Laura. Of the approximately twenty men, women and children, all but six dropped their gear and ran off into the woods in terror. The remainder gaped up at her in terror before they bowed down in a gesture of worship.

"Spare us, goddess!" One woman called up at Janna. "We serve at your pleasure!"

Under different circumstances, Janna would have turned the people into toe jam and thought nothing of it but now she was insecure and didn't know what to do. Steve wriggled impatiently in her fist. No doubt, he had noticed that Janna was not walking any more. After a few seconds, she just opened her hand a little and peered inside.

"Finally!" Steve called out. "I'm suffocating in here! What's the hold up, are we there yet?"

"Yeah, umm..." Janna began before she had properly formulated her thoughts. "There's people."

"You mean, like, locals?" Steve was aghast.

"What should we do?" She asked insecurely in response, deciding it was best to let him call the shots this time.

Janna had messed up enough for one morning.

"What are they doing?" He inquired immediately, springing to action.

"Some ran away..." Janna began to explain. "Others are...praying. I think they think I'm a goddess."

"Oh man, of course they do!" Steve said angrily. "Have you forgotten how big you are?! Let's get out of here, you've probably caused irreparable damage already!"

"But I can't get out of here, this is our lake." Janna explained. "We wash here and take our drinking water and stuff."

"You drink the water you wash in? That's harsh!" Steve commented. "Why are there people here anyway?"

The question made sense and Janna could only think of one way to explain it sufficiently.

"They're from the nearby village." She said, knowing she would have to give a more thorough explanation. "They know us, they give us food sometimes and we protect them. Not by the book, I know, but they are so close they can't help to see us every day as we come and go, so..."

"I see." Steve called out of her hand and seemed to think about it for a second. "Well, if they already know you, it's alright, I guess?"

"I guess." Janna echoed with a shrug.

Unsure what to do next, she simply crouched down and set Steve on the ground in between the villagers and her feet. Upon seeing the young man with his strange haircut and shiny blue shorts, they stopped bowing to their goddess and stood, looking at him. Some took a few steps forward and seemed curious but superstitious fear seemed to win eventually and keep them at a safe distance to him.

"They seem to fear me more than you." Steve observed perplexed.

"I think they are just very...conservative here." Janna suggested almost apologetically.

"Hello!" Steve called at the villagers and raised his hand as a gesture of greeting.

They looked at him suspiciously, but one returned the gesture after a while and, encouraged, Steve dared to make a few steps forward.

"Steve." He over-pronounced his name and pointed at himself.

"What is this man, goddess?" The man who had returned the gesture called at Janna. "Is he not of sound mind? What do you want us to do with him?"

"What did he say?" Steve asked enthusiastically and turned towards Janna as well.

"They think you are a retard." She giggled heartily. "Can't blame 'em."

It felt good to laugh and it lightened the tension of earlier a little.

Steve grinned sheepishly: "This sucks, how did you learn their language so quickly?"

Janna shrugged in response: "It's real easy actually. We started by pointing at things and learning the names for them. After that it was just listening for the grammar."

"But then again," She laughed, "they probably took us more seriously than you."

"Tree." Steve said, over-pronouncing and pointing at the forest.

They looked at him and then at Janna again, seeking guidance.

"Fuck, I feel like an idiot doing this while you stand next to me." Steve pouted.

Janna was still giggling: "Your first meeting with extraterrestrials didn't go as planned, huh?"

She actually felt sorry for him. It was such a big moment and it turned out ruined and awkward. Deciding to let him struggle for a while longer, she threw her T-shirt into the lake, filled the Erlenmeyer flask and finally slipped into the water herself.

What was actually an average sized lake for Steve was but a longer garden pond for her. When she sat upright in the middle the water barely reached her nipples. It was a little less than luke-warm.

"Tree!" Steve said again but the people still would not answer him.

They nattered amongst each other before a woman addressed Janna: "Goddess, please give us wisdom! Why does this man not speak the common tongue? Is he of a place, far away? We beg you to enlighten us!"

"Should I tell them to teach you?" Janna asked Steve.

That was a bad idea, she noticed as soon as she said it. If he learned the language as quickly as she and Laura had, Steve would know very soon what they had done to the little people. That would look bad, particularly in the light of what she had done earlier.

"Not now." Steve said, disappointed. "I came here to swim. No exceptions."

And with that he slipped out of his T-Shirt and jumped right into the water. His upper body was impressive from what Janna could see. He didn't have the ridiculous muscle-mountains that many body builders had, but a great deal of definition and contours. He didn't look like a balloon inflated with steroids, more like a normal man that someone had improved a little. Janna took great pleasure in watching him swim, even though her craving lust of before had vanished.

He was quick, swimming to the far end of the lake and back, butterfly style. People who swam butterfly had always impressed Janna. He didn't mind her at all, absent-mindedly washing her shirt, and swam by her to the other end and turned around again. Even the villagers, standing somewhat forlorn on the bank, seemed impressed with his swimming, debating and pointing occasionally. Janna wondered if they could swim at all.

That gave her an idea.

"Who of you can do this?" She asked them, gesturing at Steve who took no notice at all.

They had a bit of a natter after which the woman who had spoken before too asked: "I humbly beg your forgiveness, oh goddess! Do you mean swimming like him or swimming at all?"

None of them could do the butterfly, Janna had figured out that much just by watching them.

"Swimming." She clarified. "Who is your fastest swimmer?"

A man stepped forward, a bit taller than the others but still smaller than Steve. He had short brown hair and bushy eyebrows and looked rather average, the only slightly striking thing about him being his bushy moustache.

Steve was still going adamantly about it, taking no rest and paying neither the other tinies nor Janna any heed.

"Get into the water." Janna commanded. "You will race him. If you win...I will not eat you and the others."

Steve did not speak the local tongue and was not listening anyway.

They patted the man on the back a few times while he abandoned his ragged shirt. All of them looked gravely concerned, for they saw how fast Steve was. When the man entered the water, Janna blocked Steve's path with her hand.

"Hey!" He shouted angrily when he came up from a dive.

No man liked it when a woman interrupted his hobby.

"You have a challenger." Janna told him calmly. "This one wants to race you."

"...kay." Steve shrugged after mustering the guy. "How many lengths?"

"One should be enough." Janna decided and gently pushed the two contestants to her designated starting point.

"To the other far end of the lake." Janna explained to the man with the moustache who looked absolutely terrified. "Go!"

"Hey!" Steve shouted again as his opponent started ahead of him.

The villagers on the bank were cheering but within four pulls Steve was already even. The local man swam a pathetic, improvised mix of frog style and dog paddling. He was not slow by normal standards, Janna judged, but lacked all the grace and ultimately also the speed of the butterfly.

When Steve had overtaken the man by one length, Janna suddenly saw his opponents hand on his ankle, pulling him back. She couldn't help but giggle again. Steve protested and wriggled free, of course, but the man kept fighting unsportsmanlike and Steve continued cursing at him, not knowing what was at stake for the man.

After a while they were even again but didn't make much in terms of way towards the goal line during that time. Then, finally, Steve freed himself and rushed off like a mad man, reaching the goal line three lengths ahead.

"Fair player wins! Woooo!" He announced proudly while the villagers on the bank started crying and hugging each other, clearly not expecting any mercy from Janna, of all people. In truth, though, she couldn't hurt a single hair on their heads, while she was with Steve.

But then, suddenly, all hell broke lose.

When the other neared the goal line he didn't swim past Steve but straight at him, opening with a sudden punch to the young man's face that sent the water splashing.

They were fighting hard there in the water, exchanging punches and pulling each other under. Janna couldn't see who was on top and even who was who at some times. Then, both were gone, under water. Turning around each other, they were grabbing and wrestling at each other's throats and faces. It was not easy to see and only distorted, from above. Janna had not foreseen this reaction at all.

Perplexed and in shock, it also occurred much too late to her that she was the only one there who could pull them out.

When she reached for them, she felt them briefly but they slipped away through the water. She had to grab a couple of times, before she got a hold of one of them. When she opened her fist, she saw Steve, on all fourths, coughing and dripping with water, bleeding from his nose. She was relieved.

"What's wrong with that guy?!" Steve cried, still coughing. "He tried to fucking kill me, man!"

Of course, Janna thought, he is mad. In his opinion, Steve, by winning, had just doomed them all to her belly. He couldn't know Janna wouldn't follow through with her threat.

To her surprise though, the other man had not resurfaced yet. Her hand, reaching for the strugglers the first time, had kicked up mud and debris from the ground, muddying the water so she had to reach around blindly for a minute until she found the man. When she lifted him out, he was unmoving.

"Fuck!" Steve cried out when Janna held her hands together to show him.

He rushed over and touched the man, shook him, talked to him and began reanimation.

"Twenty two, twenty three, twenty four...", He counted, while pushing on the man's chest.

"Come on!", He cried desperately and blew two mouths full of air into the man's lungs before starting another round of thirty pushes on his chest.

Janna watched it for what seemed like an eternity.

"He's dead." She whispered after what had probably been three minutes.

"No!" Steve cried in disbelief but his pushes grew feebler with every one.

Finally, he collapsed in Janna's hand on the dead man's chest and whimpered. Janna felt a strong urge to cup him against her breast again.

"Shhhh, it's alright. It wasn't your fault." She cooed, softly.

Steve lifted his head off the man's chest and looked at her with a thousand mile stare. Blood and snot were running from his nose and his eyes were blue lined and dark.

"I killed this man!" He cried pathetically. "Do you know what that feels like?! No, you don't!"

Janna stared back, baffled, before she involuntarily chuckled straight in his face.

"This isn't funny, you fucking idiot!" He screamed at her and collapsed again.

She had been taken aback for a moment but caught herself and switched gears.

"First of all," she reasoned softly, "he may look like a man, but he is an alien. Remember that. Also, he attacked you. Besides," she smiled at the fact that she had finally found leverage on him, "no one will ever know."

Steve stopped whimpering in a peculiar sort of way and looked back at her. Then his eyes fell on the locals, still crying and hugging, and he lost it again.

"They saw everything!" He wailed and gestured at them. "They'll tell everybody. I'm going to be the evil anthropologist that killed a poor Indian! On his first fucking contact with them too!"

Janna bit her tongue: "That's only if they are still able to tell."

Slowly his head turned towards her as the implications of her words settled in.

"Oooh no!" He called suddenly when he had fully understood what she was suggesting. "We can't do that, that's wrong!"

This was turning into something Janna could enjoy.

"Your call, killer." She shrugged in response. "I won't do anything unless you say the word. And I would only be doing this for you, so that your reputation remains intact and that you can go, with Christina, and start explore their culture and stuff. I don't know if the others will even talk to you if this story spreads."

Steve pulled at his own hair as though he wanted to rip it out with the skin, torturing himself.

"But it was self defence!" He cried meekly. "He just wouldn't let go! I wanted to swim back up but he...and I was running out of breath...so I grabbed his throat and..."

"I don't even think they have 'self defence' here." Janna pondered, playfully. "Interesting question, though. I would guess, to them, it looks like strange, evil foreigner kills one of their friends. And that's how they are going to tell the story. Ironic, isn't it, how the most primitive savages sometimes turn out to be the biggest xenophobes?"

"But they are still people!" He pleaded, audibly in conflict with himself.

"Okay." She conceded with another shrug. "I was just concerned about your future, is all. You wanna let 'em go, let 'em go! I wouldn't have my future ruined by some backwards-ass aliens though. Do you want me to throw the body into the forest or should I give it to the villagers for burial, so that they have some nice proof to fit their story?"

He was silent, kneeling in the palm of her hand his head bowed and his hands balled to fists, resting on the dead man's chest.

"You really think we should kill them?" He asked after while, a futile attempt to divide the burden of responsibility away from him.

Janna didn't really care either way. She and Laura had killed so many already that it was too late to care about how they were percieved, once rescue would arrive. But she wouldn't let Steve weasel out of this moral dilemma either, so she remained silent.

"Do it." He sighed after another while, unable to look upwards from all the guilt he was feeling.

"Come again?" Janna asked to rub it in a little.

"Do it! Make them disappear!" He screamed into his hands, his voice breaking a little, yet loud and determined.

Of course, in his state of mind, he couldn't have seen coming what Janna would do next. The game wasn't over yet. The villagers were cowering by then, absolutely at a loss as to why Janna hadn't eaten them yet. Why they didn't run like the others, Janna couldn't tell. Perhaps they thought that it would facilitate their deaths.

"Okay, umm." She played as insecurely as possible. "How do I do this?"

He looked up at her, in his eyes was that thousand yards stare again and he shook his head in disgust of his own words: "You weigh twelve thousand nine hundred tons, Janna. Figure something out."

"So, I should crush them?" She asked feebly. "Like, step on them or something?"

The weakness in her voice seemed to give Steve a little strength back. He looked up and seemed to think a little clearer. Janna could almost see how it dawned upon him that she, according to his knowledge, had never killed anybody. Something that he had now more experience with than she.

"I don't know." He admitted. "Wouldn't that leave...traces? What if Laura uses the lake?"

"I don't want to eat them!" Janna said quickly.

Not that she didn't dare to, but she had to continue playing hesitant.

"Of course not. Umm..." Steve made and stood up, scratching his head. "Maybe bury them?"

"Alive?!" Janna asked aghast.

"No, that would be too cruel." He followed up, quickly. "Uhh..."

He scratched his head again and looked around, searching for answers.

"Look." He said after a while. "Dig a hole here by the lake where the ground is all crushed anyway. You put them in, close it up, step on it a few times. Quick death, end of story."

Once morals were over board, human minds looked frighteningly rational at killing. Janna let Steve hop off her hand into the water and stood up but made herself hesitate again and tremble.

"I'm not sure I can do this." She displayed, looking downwards insecurely at the tiny men and women Steve would have her murder for his career.

"Janna, please, you have to! Just...think of them as bugs!" He urged her from below, the terror in his voice changing more and more to desperation.

She made herself swallow hard.

Behind the group she dragged her hand through the ground once, creating a ditch already large enough to contain them all. There were still some roots and things like that in the ground, but nothing that could give her any meaningful resistance.

The villagers didn't seem to know what to make of this until she dropped the dead body inside. They seemed relieved at first but that only lasted until her hand came and pushed them, all together, into the ditch as well.

It was not deep enough to prevent them from escaping though, and as their survival instincts took over, two tried to crawl out. With equally as many gentle flicks, they were back in their grave and Janna quickly dragged the hand full of earth over them, that she had taken out to create the ditch.

"Mercy!" Was one woman's last cry before she was buried.

A handful of dirt, to her, was evidently enough already to kill them. They were suffocating in there, she knew, but she'd rather they were suffocating under her.

"Crush them!" Steve called up, reminding her.

Janna lifted her foot over the grave but put it down again, settling instead for turning around and sitting down, purposefully slowly. The soft earth compressed under her buttocks and finally, there was the satisfaction she craved. Poor little bastards, she thought. Crushed to paste under a twelve thousand nine hundred thirty seven ton college girl. No doubt their bodies were becoming more mingled with the compacted earth around them with every heartbeat she sat on them.

"Are you okay?" Steve called up at her, treading water next to right leg that rose out of the water like the pier of some highway bridge.

He didn't look as woebegone as Janna expected. Apparently, killing one man in self defence was not so far from having five more crushed to death while buried alive when one's career was at stake.

"Do you think they are dead?" She asked, looking down between her legs.

"Yeah..." Steve nodded bitterly. "They're dirt."

She lifted herself and slipped back into the water. Her butt had left a clear imprint on the bank of the lake but of the tiny people nothing could be seen.

"Are you really okay?" He asked again after swimming in front of her.

"Yeah." Janna shrugged. "You said, think of them as bugs, and that's what I did. Just like that."

"That's fucking scary." He observed.

"Hey, I did this for you, okay?!" She snapped at him.

He remained silent for a while, still treading water.

"Can we...not talk about this ever again?" He said hesitantly, looking up at her.

"And not to anyone, ever." Janna promised and reached him a finger to shake.

The tiny man had to settle for a fist bump because her finger was almost one meter in diameter. She found it so amusing that she proceeded to push him down, under water. He went effortlessly.

"Hey, haha!" He laughed when he came back up and Janna laughed back.

Some harmless playing would release the dim gravity of the earlier business, she decided, and made sure that Steve had sufficient time to catch himself before pushing him under again. He seemed to like it. On the last push, he held onto Janna's finger with his arms and legs and she lifted him up to her face.

"Haha, you're just like a baby frog." She teased him.

"No." He grinned back. "You are a sea monster! Catch me if you can!"

Janna's hand was raised between fifteen and twenty meters above the water, but Steve stood up on her finger and jumped, plunging head first into the wet. After that he dove away from her, unhurt.

Playing along, she lunged forward on all fourths, tracking him from above. It was amazing how long Steve could hold his breath. Eventually, though, he had to come up and Janna greeted him with her open mouth, snatching him up in between her lips. His head and torso were inside her mouth, while his legs were outside, kicking.

"Woa, hey!" She could hear him scream, still playfully though, just a little bit scared.

She took him by the legs and lifted him above her head, grinning at him.

"Oh my, has the sea monster caught a little frog man." She mused from below. "Mhh, I'm gonna eat you, little frog man."

"Never!" He called heroically and pulled himself up her finger.

Janna released her grip on his legs, so that he could pull himself up completely. Then she hovered her hand over her open mouth and turned it, so that the tiny man had to move constantly and climb over her fingers. It was all in good fun but the power she had over him made Janna become aroused again. Inconspiciously, she snuck her free hand into her panties under water and played with herself while she played with Steve.

A pant escaped her lips but he did seem to have heard it and went right on.

When he was just been climbing over her index finger, Janna pinned him with her thumb and brought him down to her mouth, where she licked straight across his body. He began protesting something, but Janna's tongue drowned his words. She could feel him nicely with her tongue. His muscular chest, arms and legs. His cock...

She wasn't sure if he still thought this was a game, but she was far too deep into play mode to stop.

Her breath quickened while she licked him a last time, before she shoved him past her lips and began to suck on him. She did it gently and carefully, so not to rip his tiny body apart by the forces. He tumbled around her tongue, helpless, only getting fresh air when she gasped or moaned. She put him through that for maybe three minutes before she was satisfied.

Panting, she took him out of her mouth. He seemed unhurt, physically, but looked at her insecurely and afraid.

"Awww, what's wrong, tiny frogman?" She asked playfully. "Scared of the big sea monster?"

"Did you just get yourself off?" Came his dry response.

"No, I was just playing." She lied. "You have a really interesting taste by the way."

"I overdid it a little, didn't I?" She asked after he said nothing, to which he only nodded.

"Well." Janna shrugged. "Chalk that up on the list of things we never ever talk about again."

Feeling good about herself, she cupped Steve against her breast, reclined in the water and touched herself gently in between the legs, soaking.

Chapter 10 by squashed123
Author's Notes:

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Chapter 10


"Wake up! Laura, wake up!" Someone called in the distance, and Laura had a sudden deja vu of their crash when she had woken up from stasis.


She didn't take long to work out that it was coming from the table. The voice, though tiny and weak, made it sound rather urgent. From the corner of her eye, she found Janna's bed already empty. That wasn't uncommon and she thought nothing of it at first.


"What's up?" She asked towards the table, tiredly rubbing her face.


"Steve is missing!" It came back and Laura's rheum encrusted eyes shot open.


Now she saw Christina, visibly upset, walking up and down in front of their tiny space ship. Valerie was standing next to the door, leaning against the frame.


"Are you sure?" Laura asked and rushed over.


"Yes!" Christina explained hurriedly. "He always goes out for an early run but where would he have gone? Janna is missing too!"


That was alarming indeed, Laura thought, although she knew she couldn't let Valerie and Christina know about that. She was in a pickle, really, because if she went out and looked for them, as reason told her she should, she'd reveal her concerns. She would have to go look, but play it down first.


"Well, maybe she took him with her." She suggested with a shrug.


"Or maybe she ate him." Valerie threw back venomously but not so much that it tainted her cool demeanour.


Christina looked helpless.


"Where do you get off talking like that?!" Laura shot at her, finding it a good way to cause some distraction. "I'm awake ten seconds and you're already bitching. Have either of us done anything that would warrant accusing us of fucking cannibalism?"


"She's right, Val." Christina said calmly. "You are not helping."


Valerie looked unimpressed.


"How is your period, Laura?" She asked coldly.


Laura cringed involuntarily. She hadn't even put in any cotton wad to pretend she was on it. Valerie was much too smart for her own good. Laura fought for an answer but couldn't come up with one in time.


"Yeah, that's what I thought." The tall, blonde pilot added cynically.


Laura was getting a headache already. She was still too tired for this.


"Laura?" Christina asked concerned after a few seconds, clearly expecting her to come up with an answer.


"I don't know why there was blood, okay?" Laura snapped. "Vags are complicated and sometimes they bleed. Maybe I should have it checked out. You wanna go down there and do that?"


"But I saw someone struggle in there." Valerie rebutted heatedly now.


"You think you saw movement in the twilight of yesterday night." Laura corrected her. "How can you find it more likely that I would put a tiny person in my panties?"


"Normal sized person." Valerie shot back. "And I don't know what the fuck you giant freaks get off on."


"But it is more likely that you saw a shadow, right?" Christina feebly tried to bring reason into the debate.


Laura wanted to thank her but even more she wanted for this dangerous conversation to end. This was growing more important than looking for Steve by the second.


"I don't think so." Valerie argued. "Think about it. First there is movement, she sits down, then there's blood. I've been thinking about it all night."


"Well, maybe you should have slept instead of pulling conspiracy theories out of your ass." Laura commented snidely.


"Maybe you shouldn't put people in your panties!" Valerie sneered back.


"It could have been an animal." Chistina pointed out. "It may have crawled in there or something."


"Oh, come on!" Valerie fell out at the black girl. "What is the likelihood of that?"


Laura didn't like were the conversation was going. Group-think was working more and more against her.


"And somehow, me, putting a person down my pants, is more likely?" She tried to swing it back around.


"She has a point, Val." Christina commented and raised an eyebrow.


Valerie just glared at Laura.


"I saw, what I saw." She repeated her phrase from the day before. "She's a fucking monster, Chris. They probably both are."


"Let's say that's true." Laura argued tiredly. "Wouldn't you think, maybe, I would have done something to you guys by now?"


"You're afraid." Valerie explained. "You will have to explain our deaths when help gets here."


"Valerie." Laura said, calmly. "There is so many ways to kill you, you don't even know. And if I wanted to, I could make it look just like an accident. I could sneeze you guys off this table right now. Or sweep you off, or drop something on you or whatever."


She let them chew on that for a moment.


'I could even crush your ship and keep you as my toe slave for the rest of your miserable life for being such an obnoxious, little bitch.' She thought to herself.


"But see, I don't do that." She said instead. "You know why? Because I'm not what you say I am."


"That doesn't change the fact that you had a person in your underwear that you killed!" Valerie adamantly refused to back down.


"Chris, you believe me right?" Laura turned away from Valerie.


Since the tall blonde was not going to be convinced, it was a battle for the little black girl's mind now.


"Yeah, I guess..." Christina struggled. "I don't know..."


"I can't fucking believe this." Laura acted sore and turned away in a huff.


"I'm sorry!" Christina justified herself. "I don't know what is true any more. I mean, look at his shit!"


She gestured around at the, to her, gargantuan space ship.


"Can you go out and find Steve, please?" She asked hesitantly after a while that Laura had acted hurt and looked outside.


Laura chose not to answer. If Janna came back right now, with a happy and jolly Steve in her hand, that would be best. But she didn't come.


"He's dead. She knows it." Valerie needled on, calmly, evilly sneering.


"No he's not!" Christina said firmly, much to Laura's surprise. "Give her a break, Val."


"Give her a break?!" Valerie screeched hysterically. "She killed someone!"


"You don't know that!" Christina shot back. "She's innocent until proven guilty!"


Laura's act was finally bearing fruits.


"She's ninety meters tall!" Valerie pointed at Laura's face, to them, at least twenty meters above. "She is jury, judge and executioner here! You heard her say how easily she can kill us."


"Yes." Christina's voice was firm as iron. "We have no choice but to trust her."


"But she's a monster!" Valerie repeated.


"You can say that all you want." The tiny black girl followed up. "Until you have concrete evidence, all that is, is a stupid allegation. And it's taking us nowhere, Val."


"Why are you taking her side all of a sudden?" Valerie asked aggrieved. "Why don't you insist she prove her innocence before you trust her?"


Pilots often were not the smartest of people, Laura remembered.


"And how exactly do I do that, huh?" Laura rejoined the conversation. "Do you want video footage of all the shit we've been through since Janna and I got here?!"


"That would be a start!" Valerie roared at her in response.


Christina shook her head with a grimace of pain on her face: "Val, go inside, grab a soda and cool your fucking head."


"But..." Valerie began.


"Now!" Christina shouted, much louder than she had spoken before. "You are giving me a fucking headache with your bullshit!"


Valerie glared at her for a second before she turned so abruptly that her blonde hair flew to the side and rushed into the space ship.


There was a moment of silence after all that unpleasantness.


"I'm sorry." Christina began slowly. "She's been grumpy every since we got here and I'm still kinda confused about all this shit."


"So, you guys have sodas?" Laura asked in response, her voice filled with envy.


"Yeah, we do." Christina said softly. "Along with all the other conveniences an explorer-class ship brings. Rations, hot showers...a toilet. Looks like of your ship only the boring science part is left."


"Pretty much." Laura chuckled bitterly and grinned.


"Yay for science." Christina chimed monotonously into the melancholy.


"I'd give you one of 'dem sodas to cheer your ass up, but I think you couldn't even taste dat." She added after a second, letting her original low-class accent fly.


Laura smiled again. She didn't even know if she was still acting hurt by then or if she was genuinely sad. All she knew was that she would kill for a can of soda or a hot shower.


"So, Steve?" Laura asked after another while of thinking.


"I'm sure he's fine." Christina said reassuringly. "Just...make sure he really is, okay?"


When Laura left the ship she couldn't see Janna anywhere. But when her eyes fell on the giant corpses in her village, she ran over there and demanded to know what had happened. Expecting her loyal foreman Dexter to step forward, she was perplexed to not see him anywhere and grew displeased. The villagers had laid down their labour and watched her anxiously. Nagash was the first one to respond to her, when no one else did.


"He is dead." The tiny giantess said crisply in her raw voice.


"How?" Laura demanded to know.


"The giants." Came the equally crisp reply.


"What happened?"


"They attacked us." The Barbie-doll-sized woman shrugged.


Laura waited for a more detailed reply to follow.


"They attacked us last night." Nagash reported eventually. "They wanted to take me with them but I didn't want to go. So they killed Dexter and tried to kill me too. Then we killed them."


Laura didn't have time to deal with this. She snatched the dead bodies up to take them with her before she addressed the whole village.


"I am pleased with what you did." She told them. "As a reward, I will not kill any of you today. I will choose a new foreman later."


"Goddess." Nagash began insecurely when Laura had finished. "It seems your weak, human foremen are dying like flies. I will last longer. Humans do what I say. We have prepared breakfast already.”


That was true, Laura saw now, though the amount of food was considerably less than on Dexter's first breakfast. It would still be enough though, she thought. She was already looking forward to fill her hungry gut. Looking around the village she saw that Nagash was the only one of them now she knew by name.


"Good. You are my new foreman, uh...forewoman then." Laura announced, pleased. "Have you seen my friend, Janna?"


They pointed her to the lake where she saw her bare chested lover bathing and took her leave of them after freeing her new foreperson from the thread around her neck. Surely, to fulfil her new duties, Nagash needed the freedom of movement. Also, Laura decided, the fact that she had chosen Lauraville over her own kind, sort of earned her that right.


-


"Act normal." Janna hissed at Steve through a broad smile when Laura approached.


She let go of him and he swam a few centimetres away and started treading water.


"There you are." Laura greeted her, smiling as well.


Her hands were filled with the three giant corpses Janna had seen earlier.


"So you found them." She remarked, nodding at them. "What's that all about?"


"I'll tell you later." Laura evaded the question. "Have you seen Steve?"


"I'm here!" Steve called from below.


He had to speak really loudly for Laura to hear him at that distance.


"Oh! Hi!" Laura said perplexed but visibly happy to see him. "Uh...what are you up to?"


"Just bathing." Janna shrugged. "He begged me to let him take a run, so I took him here."


"That and a boob show, I see." Laura commented with a smirk.


"Ey, I only have this one shirt and I can't wash it when I wear it." Janna protested in reply, giving the soaking fabric next to her a nudge.


"And he doesn't mind?" Laura went on, hinting at Steve.


"Nah, he's gay." Janna laughed in reply.


"No, I'm not?!" Steve protested, finally getting his old wits about him. "You're just fat!"


Janna didn't mind. She knew she wasn't fat.


"Don't be mean." Laura joined in, smiling. "Janna just has some...lovable extra inches."


"Wanna join us?" Janna asked casually after a moment had passed.


"No, actually..." Laura began. "I was kinda looking for Steve. The others were worried sick when you guys were gone this morning."


"Nothing to worry about." Janna said innocently. "We were just bathing."


"Just leave a note next time or something." Laura said, making a face. "You don't know the kind of shit I had to take from Valerie. Come on big guy, better get inside."


She crouched down and Janna could see beneath her T-shirt right onto her panty-covered crotch. A fully grown lover was still better, Janna decided, even if it was a girl. Laura put her hand in the water next to Steve and let him climb on. Janna wasn't worried. After all that had happened that morning, surely he would keep his little mouth shut.


Laura took him and the three giant bodies with her and returned soon after with neither of them. By that time, Janna had climbed out of the pond and hung her shirt on the ship to dry.


The embrace was sudden and passionate and they kissed non-stop for a few minutes. It wasn't a initiating-sex kind of kiss, it was more loving, caring, almost familiar. Laura was full of love and longing for her, Janna could tell, and she returned these feelings but doing it openly in front of their classmates was something she was still not comfortable with.


"I'm sorry." Janna said when pulling out of it.


Janna could see that her lover knew what she was talking about.


"It's okay." Laura said softly. "I'm a little embarrassed too."


"Let's wait a while longer and adjust to them." Janna suggested. "It will get easier."


They went over to the village together to have breakfast once more and were both pleased to see that it had already been prepared for them. Laura explained that the tiny giantess Nagash was in charge of it now and that they could trust her not to run away because of what happened with the giants the night before. There was a drop of bitterness in that, Janna found. It had been fun to use the little doll-sized girl for sex. But on the other hand, as proven by the bodies Laura had left inside the space ship, there were many more too be had. They'd only have to find them.


Janna noticed that the amount of food was considerably smaller this time. Still, it would suffice to fill both of them. The question was, for how long the village could keep up the supply. Her mouth watered as she looked over the carts, wagons, barrels and baskets of fruit, bread, vegetables and meat. To her surprise, on top of one cart full of meat, she saw the leather clad body of a girl.


It seemed familiar, somehow, and she gingerly picked it up to look at it more closely. The tiny thing was limp and unmoving.


"Hey Nagash, why do you give us dead people to eat?" She asked, a little disappointed.


"There was always dead humans in your food." The tiny giantess said, unconcerned. "Dead humans taste good."


Laura almost choked on the cart of meat she had just dumped into her mouth and swallowed. Her eyes met Janna's.


"I suppose it's okay." Janna said in English after a while. "I didn't get a bad stomach or anything before."


"Still...I don't know..." Laura whispered back insecurely.


"We eat'em anyway, might as well eat the dead ones." Janna pointed out. "Plus, I'd rather eat corpses than starve."


"But isn't it kind of cannibalism anyway? I mean...eating people? They're so much more human than we thought, after all." Laura said unconvinced.


"They're not our species, so no, it's not." Janna explained with a mild grin. "There's no way we could be genetically related to them at this planetary distance."


Having said it, it made the aliens' hominid appearance all the more weird once again. She looked closer at the girl, dangling by a leg in between her fingers. She was sure she had seen this tiny one before.


"Wait a minute!" She exclaimed in the local tongue. "I know this one! This one killed a giant! She's that fierce, little fighter brat."


"Aww." Laura sounded disappointed.


"Aye." Nagash said, entirely unconcerned. "Looks like she killed two of last nights attackers and gouged the fat one's eyes out before she was injured."


"Injured?" Janna asked perplexed. "She's alive?"


"She is breathing." Nagash shrugged. "But she will not wake up. Dexter always said not to waste any meat. She is meat."


Now Janna was disappointed too. She remembered how relentlessly the tiny girl had fought in her mouth and how she had decided to spare her because of that. Had she not forgotten about her, she would surely have revisited to play. There were lots of games she might have played with the poor little thing, but even only eating her would have been a fun experience. This way, limp and unconscious, she was no fun at all. But Nagash was right, she supposed, the little girl was food.


"Janna!" Laura called out when Janna was about to drop her into her mouth. "I promised them not to kill anyone today."


"Well, you didn't speak for me." Janna laughed and lowered the girl further.


"Wait!" Laura said demandingly. "I want to keep her. If she really can kill giants, I need her in the village. They might come back!"


That was true, Janna thought, but she didn't have a mind to be ordered around.


"That's if she ever wakes up." She rebutted and shook the tiny, leather clad thing to bring it home.


"Look, she's all limp and boring anyway." Laura argued. "I'll give you a live one for her."


Janna really liked the sound of that.


"Three." She demanded the first reasonable number off the top of her head. "Three stupid little villagers for the tiny, unconscious fighter."


She smirked and Laura bit her lip.


"Fine." Came the response, much more light hearted than Janna had expected. "Choose whom you like, but no more."


-


Nagash was cautious. She found her new position much more befitting, but as much as she liked it, she always had to be on her heels when dealing with Laura and Janna. Janna, pleasuring herself ontop of her while fingering Daisy to pieces, was still a vivid memory in her mind. She couldn't wait until the gargantuan beasts had eaten and left, making her the giantess in the village once again.


Without the rope around her neck there was a multitude of things she could do, but also many responsibilities. Nagash had never really been in charge of anything before, other than maybe a few human slaves. The best way, she reckoned, was to do things the way Dexter would have done them and keep a tight regiment in the village. What she lacked in experience, she had in size and strength. The thought of escape hat crossed her mind again, but if she was honest with herself, she had to say that this new development was intriguing enough to make her stay.


She didn't want a part in Albino's war, and while she was in lack of a family, this village would provide food, human slaves and something to do for her. Ever since she had gotten into the village, neither Janna nor Laura had touched her. Surely, if she ran away, they'd punish her, and it would not be pretty.


"Here." The giantess called Laura suddenly addressed Nagash and gently lowered unconscious Dari so that Nagash could take her. "Treat her, let her rest and see that she wakes up again. I want her to survive."


Nagash took the body carefully from Laura's hand. She didn't like it. Laura would be angry if the strange little human didn't survive but that was not the only thing that bugged her. The ease, skill and precision with which Dari had killed in the attack last night was causing Nagash a great deal of discomfort. Humans were dangerous when they wore their shiny suits, long lances and swords. Dari was not supposed to be able to kill giants like that.


Nagash had rather Janna had eaten the little girl. Now she couldn't even kill Dari herself, as per Laura's orders. Cure her, Nagash thought, and then brake her, subdue her and make her a willing slave like all the others. When Laura had announced Nagash to be the new foreperson, the villagers had exchanged a few looks but she knew no one would ever dare question her openly. No doubt, the memory of how she had repelled the attack on Dexter was still on the forefront of the villager's minds and Nagash planned on adding a few more memories for them to remember.


It was frightening to see how fast the titanesses consumed the food. A cart that would have fed Nagash twice wasn't even half a mouthful to them. More, Nagash thought, they'd have to produce more food. From what she could see the villagers were still able to pull a lot out of the surrounding forests but at the current rate, that would not suffice to provide a meal for Laura and Janna every day. She had heard of Dexter's raid. A smart move, she judged, still accounting for the vast majority of their offering.


If there wasn't enough food, Janna and Laura could of course always eat villagers. As if on queue, Janna reached into the onlookers and took three of them up to her maw, greeting them with a menacing grin. Nagash was glad not to be a human. Nagash ate humans, bite for bite, but Janna could just swallow them whole if she wanted to, and several of them at once. The huge tongue came out and licked the gargantuan lips. Janna had chosen two hunters and a builder, but Nagash couldn't tell if she payed that any mind.


They screamed, begged and grovelled but if Nagash was any judge, it made Janna only more determined to eat them.


She made them watch as her boulder sized teeth reduced two carts of turnips and meat to a fine paste at once. Then the builder followed, dropped gently on the giantess' tongue, before he was swept inside and sealed from view behind Janna's lips. Pressed together, the lips gave him him chance of escape, but Nagash saw Janna's jaw move as well. When the mouth opened again he was gone, or at least that's what Nagash thought at first. On second glance he was still there, mingled with Janan's spittle, torn apart, dissolved, only a few bones betraying that he had been a man.


The display of sheer power made even Nagash tremble. All around, mumbles, whimpers and prayers were uttered, not a small deal of them directed at Laura. The two hunters on Janna's hand lost their minds in an instant. Their screaming was so loud, so shrill and so utterly mad that even Janna seemed discomforted by it.


"Shhhhh." She cooed at them from above, sounding as gentle as a mother.


It was in vain though, Nagash thought, she could have put the men down and sent them back to their families, they would have screamed still. But it worked, their agonizing screams stopped.


"That's better." Janna showed a friendly smile. "I like my food sane and quiet."


They were silent after that, even after Janna took the first hunter and dropped him onto her tongue. He sat down, quietly, as though taking a rest after a hard day's work before her lips closed again and everyone could see her swallow.


The last man seemed to talk to her for a little but was too far away fro Nagash to hear. Janna listened carefully, before she smiled again and opened her hand at Laura. The man was standing upright, balancing against the gentle shaking of Janna's gargantuan hand.


"Goddess!" He addressed Laura. "You have seen fit to sacrifice me and I go willingly! I pray, you will protect my wife, for as long as she lives, and watch over her!"


He bowed down submissively after that.


At first Laura looked perplexed but then she smiled warmly and said: "I will. Let your wife come forward to let me see who she is."


A young woman, crying and whimpering, was shoved forward until she went on her own, staggeringly at first.


"Ahh." Laura smiled generously and reached for her. "Is she it?"


The man nodded in response and Nagash thought she could even see him smile.


Then, so suddenly that nobody could react, she threw the woman into her mouth and popped her between her molars like a cherry.


"No!" The man on Janna's hand screamed while he had to watch his wife being chewed noisily in his goddess' mouth.


Laura was grinning like a child after she swallowed: "Your wife is in me now. Quite an honour if you ask me. It's the closest she could ever be to me."


The man had no time to respond because Janna's hand was lifted and tilted until he slid into Janna's maw were he was pulped into mash the same way his wife had been.


"Gods, protect us." Someone whispered near Nagash and was instantly hit behind the head and told to shut up by someone else.


"Laura giveth, and she taketh away." Someone whispered on the other side and quickly the villagers returned to normal.


It was astounding to Nagash, to see, what humans were willing to get used to. As for Laura breaking her promises, she wasn't surprised. Someone this big and powerful didn't need to stick to her word.


-


Dari awoke in a bed of straw. Her head hurt and her vision was blurry at first but her senses didn't take long to come back to her. When she tried to get up, a small, gentle hand held pushed against her chest.


"Stop, you need rest!" A weak female voice urged her.


It belonged to a pretty, young girl in a relatively good dress, by Lauraville's standards. The girl handed her a bowl of water and let her drink. Discomfort spread from Dari's chest into her belly, for she knew who the girl was. It was one of Birsel's newest acquisitions.


Outside the sun was shining bright already. Dari had no idea for how long she had been knocked out, but she remembered being thrown by the fat ogress and crashing into something hard. Her body was covered in bruises but she was used to that from growing up poor in the city. She seemed to have hit her head too, but that as well was nothing that had kept her from functioning before.


"She's awake!" The girl yelped when Birsel herself suddenly rushed through the door, accompanied by a bang and a gust of wind. She wore the best dress by far, having it taken off one of the refugees and she was a comparatively small, weak girl herself. Her aura, however, was that of a baroness.


"Good." Brisel said crisply, sounding as though her time as unbearably valuable. "How do you feel?"


"My head hurts." Dari answered, unsure what to make of all this.


"Nothing else?" Brisel inquired with a sharply raised brow.


Dari shook her head.


"Splendid." Birsel remarked coldly. "Than you will be out of my house even quicker."


Dari had no intention of lingering there any longer than necessary, but it seemed odd that whoever was in charge now put her in this of all homes.


Birsel seemed to be able to read her mind, because she said: "Oh, you wonder why you are here, do you?"


The smile that followed foreshadowed something bad.


"Nagash the forewoman took that filthy raider's place. She told me to train you and bring you back to her." She continued, still smirking virulently. "You're pretty enough. Still, I don't like taking orders from anyone but the goddess herself. Dexter or Foreman would never have dared to make me do this..."


That was bad. Not only did Nagash not trust her, Dari had always resented the idea of becoming one of Birsel's whores. And now that she would inevitably become one, she would serve Nagash and never get into the giant, iron thing to rescue the druid. She had half a mind to get up, kill them all and run. But there was still the possibility of Nagash helping her, if only she could be convinced. Or maybe she'd be handed over to Laura or Janna at some point. The chance of success was dubious, but still the best shot Dari had. She didn't even know if there was a way to do the climb on her own.


Biting her own cheek for what she was about to say, Dari sat up in the bed: "I'm ready for you to teach me, I feel fine. I've had much worse than this."


Birsel looked surprised but smiled.


"Well, in that case..." She said and started lifting her dress.


Dari's head was still pounding when she lowered her head in between Birsel's legs. She knew exactly what she was doing. In Gareth, the nobility and moneyed aristocracy had their freaks and sexual extravagances too. Many a masked ball Dari had been to had in fact been an orgy where every could indulge with whom ever they liked, living out their fantasies, what ever they were.


It didn't take her long to let Birsel believe she was a natural, but instead of calling it off, the girl really seemed to be enjoying herself. Dari hated her for it.


"Good, good, good!" Birsel moaned as her womenhood contracted and spasmed in pleasure.


With flushed cheeks and panting, Birsel still had the audacity to tell Dari she needed more practise, an excuse to keep her around, as Dari well knew. The idea of killing the arrogant whoremonger came back to her head. Then they left her alone in the room, before the other girl returned to bring some soup before leaving again. Part of her welcomed the opportunity to catch up on her sleep and get some rest but all she really wanted was to finish her mission and let this nightmare be over.


-


On the construction sites, Nagash still helped the villagers erect the large wooden frames but did not have to linger around any more for the small hands' work. The titanesses had retreated into the giant metal thing for now, after the rest of their meal had passed mercifully calmly. Now Nagash was the boss again and had no second thoughts about showing it. So far, she had choked a tired builder within an inch of his life, shattered a pausing wood cutters nose and almost trodden on a little boy, simply because he was playing in her path.


"The second smoke house needs wood, uh...forewoman!" A young lad informed her after running over.


"Then get wood, you meagre little worm!" She shouted down at him, threateningly.


He might have been fourteen or sixteen, Nagash couldn't tell exactly, but he was of small stature and bony for any age.


"But the first smokery took all the chips the sawyers had!" He explained, naive as he was. "And the wood cutters say they won't give us any because they need the wood for the construction."


Her anger flared up again and she indulged in it, giving the lad a soft kick to knock him to the ground and putting her foot on his chest. Slowly leaning over him, Nagash felt his torso compress slowly under her weight. His scrawny little arms tried to claw and shove at her foot, but he was a human and a far too weak one at that.


"Don't you think you could have solved this problem on your own?" She asked him mockingly from above while applying more pressure. "Maybe go to the first smokery or the forest, instead of bothering me?"


"I went to the smokery." The boy croaked under her foot. "But they won't give me none either. And I tried to get the workers from our smoke house to join me and gather wood from the forest, but, argh..."


The pressure on his chest had reached a point that did not allow him to speak any more. Nagash wanted to simply shift her weight on top of him, squash him and be done with it. Thinking of what Dexter would do calmed her temper a little and made her decide that she really needed to hear what the boy had to say about the workers of the second smoke house.


"You can crush me," The boy coughed when she lifted some weight off of him, "but it won't get you no meat cured none!"


That was awfully accurate, Nagash had to admit. Killing him would not solve this problem.


"What of the second smoke house?" She inquired of him and gave him more room yet to breathe.


"They told me it was my duty to get it from the sawyers." The boy continued, breathing heavily. "They won't help me. Alone I'll never get enough wood there to get it working."


That was true as well. Her anger ebbing away, Nagash lifted her foot off the boy and even went so far as to pull him up by his tunic.


"Come." She told him and took off, walking energetically, the boy tailing her at a difficulty to keep up.


The smoke houses were on the edge of the village for fear of fire and the constant harassment by the smoke. The first and older one was on one end, the second and newer one on the other. When Nagash came near she saw the workers hastily getting up from resting and talking, quickly busying themselves, some with the most bizarre tasks. No smoke was rising from the chimney.


A woman burst forth from among them, running towards Nagash.


"We're out of wood, forewoman!" She called out with a voice that betrayed a lung ruined by smoke.


They came to a halt in front of each other and the boy caught up a few seconds later, cringing with a whooping cough.


"Is she in charge?" Nagash asked of him and he nodded while spitting a mouthful of slime from his throat.


"We can't cure any meat, we're out of wood." The woman explained again, frantically.


"Out of your mind is what you are, wasting my time!" Nagash threatened her from above. "Give me one good reason not to break your back for this insolence!"


"I..." The woman stammered with desperation creeping into her voice. "I tell everyone what to do. I have the most experience! Please!"


This was already getting boring.


"And did you tell this boy to bring wood?" Nagash pushed on, grinding her teeth against each other.


"No, no!" The woman shook her head. "We just ran out a moment ago, I swear!"


"Hey, where should we put this?" A bold man pushing a cart of raw meat called from the house.


"No, not here, we have no wood, bring it to the other!" The woman ordered hastily after turning around.


"What? Still?" The man asked in disbelief. "I just came from the other, they're overloaded, meat for two days, at least! Hey, forewoman, the other smokery is overloaded, do you hear?!"


When the women turned around, she saw Nagash's foot already hovering above her head. After giving her a last glance, Nagash brought it down with force. A few wet cracks and a sickening crunch from her skull could be heard, followed by the boy next to her, throwing up on the ground. Everyone around had stopped working for a second, but as the silence became too deafening, they picked it back up, with more pep this time. Only the workers of the smoke house remained where they were, staring in disbelief and horror.


Calmly, Nagash walked over to them, the crushed body squelching moistly under her first step.


"Put that meat here, human." She ordered the man with the cart.


"And scrap that over there into it." She added referring to the squashed, broken body of the woman who had defied her.


"You." Nagash went on pointing at the most able bodied man she could see. "You are in charge of this now. Do not disappoint me. The next time I will not make it so quick!"


He swallowed hard and nodded fearfully.


"Let's see if you are up to it." Nagash narrowed her eyes at the man. "How many should gather wood from the forest and how many should relieve the other smoke house?"


There was no mistake that he believed she would punish him if he answered wrong. Although it was true, Nagash did not really have any idea how many people exactly he had to send. Only if he said something absurd she'd sit on him while choosing and testing the next person in charge.


"You three, go and get meat!" He said after chewing a little on the task. "You, you and you!"


That included the boy that had followed Nagash here.


"The rest of us go get fire wood. Come on, move it!"


He gave Nagash a nervous glance from the side to see if she was satisfied before moving on. Nagash was satisfied indeed, but she also realized that she was getting more and more used to engaging with humans like that. And still she had gotten to kill one of them, which she called an all around success.


As she walked through the village, checking in, here and there, the humans picked up their pace. People ran instead of walking, hammers were beating faster, saws and axes were cutting more energetically.


Everything seemed very much in order and the villagers tried to solve their problems actively and on their own, as much as they could.

Chapter 11 by squashed123
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Chapter 11


The new camp was situated amidst the forest. It did not sit upon any roads, rivers or bridges and no sane man would ever come here on his own accord, or so a good soul might have thought. The ground was trampled under the heavy footfalls of the multi-ton monsters that walked here and the herds of slaves they brought with them. Most trees had been cut down and used for fire wood and other things. Smoke rose from the primitive fire pits and the air smelled of sweat, ash, copper and piss.


If in the abyss of antiquity there had once been cities of giants, this was the closest thing to one in thousands of years.


Around five hundred giants dwelled here now, an army in service of the pale king. Their numbers were nowhere near those in the last war, but to the humans they would be a force to be reckoned with. Sustaining such an army on foraging alone was a difficult task though, and had been the immediate reason behind their move of camp.


Stonetree was out of place as he walked in between stockades, packed with human slaves, livestock and plunder. He came past groups of his kin, talking and indulging in the stinking, foul human drinks that dulled the senses. There was a fighting pit too, where giants let humans fight each other to the death, betting drink, plunder and more slaves against each other.


A human life was cheap and easy to take, but the old giant saw much less barbarism than he had expected. In an effort to evolve with the times, the giants tried themselves at metallurgy and smithing, so far only with dubious success. Stolen metal from the humans, they attempted to melt down and mould into things useful to them, like pots, weapons or even armour. But while copper and maybe even bronze could be worked in a fire pit, iron was a much more stubborn and steel of any useful quality was simply out of reach, even with the help of human slaves who knew the trade. A smith had little to fear in terms harassment and abuse, as did other skilled slaves like furriers and tanners.


Druids and witches, though, were not suffered to live. In charge of their questioning and ultimate disposal was a beast called Varg the Impaler. She was young, but her talent for violence had already earned her a reputation. Amongst the tallest of her kind and unusually muscular for a female, her face was that of a young girl with a horrible overbite, blue eyes looking in opposite directions and coarse, blond hair braided into pig tails left and right on her head.


She had earned her nickname by practice of inserting sharpened wooden stakes into the bodily openings of her victims and ramming the other end into the ground, leaving them to be impaled more and more, their own weight crushing their inwards until the stake eventually emerged out of the other end of them. Some took days to die this way.


Other methods were quicker and she employed those just as eagerly. When Stonetree saw her, she was naked in a circular arrangement of her impaled victims, a human boy’s feet kicking out of her bunghole, while pushing a girl-human’s face into her cunt.


He turned away to look for the pale king. The white, red eyed giant stood at fifteen meters tall, the only male larger than the females, but still, Stonetree could not find him anywhere.


A group of armed humans caught his eye, wandering through the camp, unmolested and unopposed. They looked serious but a little forlorn, like a fawn that had wandered into a bear’s den. Some wore mismatched pieces of armor and their attire and weaponry was far from standardized but all wore some resemblance of Wolf about their person, be it a crudely drawn picture on a surcoat or piece of cloth, or a piece of wolf’s fur itself. Stonetree had seen these humans before. They were the ‘Howling Wolves’, a raiding band of thugs that pestered the countryside.


Now they were thralls to the giants. It was another brilliant move by Albino. The giants’ numbers were still too small and while the humans had been able to rebreed after the long and horrible war, the giants had not. By elevating some humans over others, Albino bound them to his cause. Soon, more would follow, perhaps more reliable and better equipped ones than this lot. Maybe Albino was finding more human allies even now.


“Hail, Impaler!” The Howling Wolves’ leader, a copper-skinned man with black hair bound to a ponytail hollerred when they halted in front of Varg’s gruesome enclosure.


The giantess grinned at them and pulled the two humans out of herself. Murmuring spread through the ranks of raiders at the sight. The boy was dead after finally having suffocated but the girl was coughing and wheezing when Varg dropped them to the ground. The fall had hurt her, but she was not given any time to linger in pain, as her head was crushed under Varg’s heel a moment later. Stonetree could see the Howling Wolves’ Leader swallow hard.


“Diego!” The impaler greeted him with a menacing smile.


“My scouts have reports for the king.” He announced insecurely. “Where is he?”


“He left to hunt down a traitor and murderer.” Varg replied, still smiling. “I am in command until he returns.”


That was not good.


“What reports do you have for me?” She went on after taking another step forward, threateningly towering over the tiny humans.


Her common tongue was excellent and proof enough that she was cut from a different cloth than Edda the ogre, albeit not quite equal to her cruelty.


“Thorwalsh on the river.” Diego reported dutifully.”Making north to Andrafall, from the capital. Meanwhile Horas marches men and material to Nostria. Judging by the machinery they bring with them they either want to revive their old feud with Andergast and sack it while it’s weak, or…”


He cocked his head as though he feared to be punished for his next words: “Or they are meant for you.”


“You humans are truly pathetic.” Varg scoffed. “Needing machines to kill us.”


“Yes, impaler.” He replied submissively. “But I urge you to be cautious. The Horasian war machines are famous, all through the world.”


“Do you think the Nostrians and their petty reinforcements would submit to our cause if we promised them Andergast in return?” The impaler inquired, cocking an eyebrow.


“They might.” Diego replied cautiously. “But Andergast has already been promised. I am to rule it and marry the ugly widow-queen as soon as the walls fall.”


That produced an even wider smile on Varg’s girly face.


Diego looked appalled: “If you presume to cross me on this…”


“If you presume to threaten me,” she interrupted him angrily, “I will add you and your pathetic little friends to my collection.”


She gestured at the impaled humans around her. Many a tiny hand reached for their weapons, but no steel was drawn.


“Did you really think we’d give you a kingdom for your handful of raiders?” The giantess laughed at his scowling expression.


“I command near three hundred now.” He cautioned her. “If it weren’t for the walls, I’d have taken Andergast myself by now. Give me ten of your giants and the city is mine within a fortnight.”


Varg shook her head: “I will give you two sacks of that gold you love so much. One for your trouble, and one to convince those boat people on the river to join forces with you.”


The raider made a sour face at that.


“The Thorwalsh are not unlike you giants.” He explained. “They do not value the metal quite as much as a man should. They will carry it most gladly off a merchant’s cog but you cannot buy their loyalty with it, nor make them forget who their friends and allies are.”


“Iron is harder than gold.” Varg shrugged. “Smash them then.”


“They have no horses, true.” Diego looked in pain. “But their warriors are fearless and strong. I might lose half my force if the terrain does not allow me to ride them down, which it most likely won’t in these gods-forsaken forests.”


Varg rolled her eyes which made her look like an imbecile.


“Pathetic.” She repeated, dismissively. “I will have a look at your boat people then, most of us are itching for a fight anyway. But you will join us. I want to see if you and your men are worth our trust.”


“Humans and giants, fighting side by side? That will be a first.” The raider said and scratched his chin again. “But tell them not to kill anyone with a wolf about him.”


Varg grinned mischievously, and Diego cursed under his breath. In alliance with giants the humans drew the shorter straws. Diego’s gamble was that their enemies drew an even shorter one. In the scheme of things, nothing was certain.


“Do not look so dread!” She laughed at him. “We will try not smash your puny, little friends.”


“There is another thing that should be cause for concern.” He began, but Varg’s eyes turned him down. “The titanesses…”


“If you continue to spread this vicious lie I will tie you to the bottom of my foot and step on you, all the way to Andrafall.” She interrupted him, threatening. “Too many of our own believe the stories and it saps their spirit. Albino is the largest and most powerful giant there is, and that is all you need to know.”


Diego bowed his head to hide his face.


“Three of my outriders ran into a druid.” He changed the subject. “A mighty one, it seems. He was riding a bear. The beast killed two of my men while he got away. The third one only lived long enough to tell me of it. I believe he might be the one you seek.”


“Where?” Varg inquired feverishly.


“Near the…” He began, but halted.


The giantess seemed to understand and her face turned dark.


“He could be anywhere by now but send more outriders that way anyway. Tell your men not to let any more of them get away. I will give you a fat sack of gold for any witch or druid you bring me. Next time, bring me news of these tidings first. Catching Vengyr is our highest priority.”


“Aye. Gladly.” He nodded with a sour smile.


While Varg commanded a dozen giants and giantesses with her and Diego and the Howling Wolves returned to their horses, Stonetree fled the camp. There was no doubt in his mind that Albino was out to get him. How Albino knew of what he had done, Stonetree could not tell, but it was not uncommon for the pale king to simply know things. Why he had done it, he could tell neither, but the urge to do it had been strong and he had failed to fight it. It had just felt right, much more than he could say of anything he had done in Albino’s service as of late.


But without his kin, where was he to go, he asked himself. There was a way though, to gain Albino’s favour back: Find the old druid, before Albino would find him.


-


Back inside the spaceship, Laura and Janna sat at the table while their tiny classmates marvelled at and measured the dead giants. Janna had put on a bra and pants, Laura was still only in panties and T-shirt.


"Alright, eleven meters, sixteen point four metric tons, is that one." Christina read from her sheet when she had stepped out of the tiny space ship. "Her shoulders alone are three point three meters wide and her hips two point six meters. That's normal proportioning, though. I've added common amount of blood for her size into the calculation because she was pretty bled out from her wounds."


"The other one, with the head wound," she continued, "a little smaller, uh, ten meters ten, twelve point seven tons. And finally the fat one, eleven point six meters and, obviously, twenty three something tons."


"God damn!" Steve commented, looking around the bodies in amazement.


"Uh..." Christina began, clearly uncomfortable. "I have analysed their stomach contents. There is lots of stuff in there, indicating that they are omnivores. Also, there are traces of alcohol. What I found too though, was something that, according to my knowledge, could be nothing else than human bones."


"You mean they ate humans...from earth?" Laura asked with wide eyes.


"No, I think they ate locals." Christina said with a look on her face that said her stomach was turning. "I plan on sequencing the genome but that will take a while."


"You do that." Janna threw in. "I would have done it by now but we have no energy supply."


"Also," Christina said and visibly had to fight throwing up, "there were bones of children in the fat one's stomach."


"Jesus Christ." Steve murmured and looked at the bloated body of the monstrous killing machine in front of him.


"You guys are seriously lucky we found you." Laura remarked grimly.


Valerie leaned next to the entrance of the space ship and kept her mouth shut, but now she gave Christina a bump into the ribs with her fist.


"Uh, yeah." Christina said, even more uncomfortable than before. "We would actually like to analyse your stomach contents too."


Janna thought she hadn't heard right.


"Why would you do that?" She asked.


"To prove your innocence." Christina replied, uncomfortably.


"I can't believe you are still going on about this!" Laura commented in disgust.


Christina looked genuinely embarrassed but determined too.


"I know..." She argued. "But what do you have to lose?"


"My stomach content, for one." Janna pushed back. "It's hard enough to find enough food at our size. We don't have a nice pile of rations we can snack on anytime we want."


"Yeah, and we just ate!" Laura joined in. "I'm not puking it out for you just to prove Valerie wrong. That's sick!"


"Oh, what did you eat?" Valerie asked bitingly.


Janna cringed inside. The suspicious pilot had kept her mouth shut the entire time and waited for them to make a mistake like this.


"Uh...you know..." Laura stuttered. "Berries and fruit and wildlife and stuff."


"Pretty quick." Valerie pointed out with a victorious smirk. "How did you find that much food so quickly? How many tons do you eat in one meal?"


"The nearby village gave us some, alright?!" Janna tried to shut her down.


"Oh, so there is a nearby village. How convenient for you!" Valerie went on, her voice pregnant with cynicism. "I guess I would give away my stuff too to keep two fucking Godzillas from eating my kids."


"We don't eat any fucking kids! What's wrong with you?!" Laura shouted.


Valerie laughed: "So, only grown ups then, huh. There's more meat on them anyway, am I right?"


"They protect the nearby village and they give them food in return. It's okay." Steve joined the conversation in an attempt to cool it down.


Valerie looked glaringly at him for picking the opposite side.


She remained adamant: "Then just take the fucking test and be done with it."


"No." Laura and Janna said firmly at the same time.


"Guys, please." Christina argued. "I don't like this one bit more than you do. Just take the test and we can all move on in peace."


That was hard to argue against.


"I knew Valerie was a colossal bitch from the first time I saw her." Laura addresssed the tiny black girl. "But I really thought you would trust us."


"Go fuck yourself, you giant monster!" Valerie shouted at her.


A sudden pinch in Janna's chest told her to defend her girlfriend and she could feel anger rising within herself. She really wondered what would happen if she and Laura would tell the truth now. They probably wouldn't have to watch every word that came out of their mouths any more and that sense of uncertainty she felt inside their 'home' since their tiny classmates arrived might go away too. The more she thought about it, the more inclined she became. Also, there was something else she had come to think about.


"Come on, guys." Christina raised her voice again. "By not taking the test you make it look like she is right."


"What's the point?!" Valerie now fell out at her too. "They wont take it, basically admitting that they eat people! They probably ate a bunch just a few minutes ago!"


Janna looked at Laura who looked back, helpless.


"Let's assume that's true, what will you do with that knowledge?" Janna asked calmly.


"Report it!" Valerie blurted out. "We'll add it to our emergency call! 'Hey guys, SOS, we've stranded on a different planet and found extra terrestrial life. Oh, and we met some giant freaks from your program who are mass murderers, so please hurry.' Catchy, isn't it?!"


"And what's the call right now?" Janna went on, looking at Steve.


"Just standard." He shrugged, having no idea where she was going with this. "We've been sending that, ever since we got here."


"I see." Janna smiled and turned back to Valerie. "And what do you hope to accomplish, reporting us?"


"So you'll get punished!" Valerie explained, perplexed as to why that wasn't obvious.


Janna looked over to Laura once more, and this time Laura's eyes seemed to beg her to stop. It seemed she suspected Janna was going to come clean.


"Mhmhm." Janna nodded at the three tinies on the table. "So we get thrown in jail, reputation tarnished, big scandal..."


Valerie nodded vigorously: "Just what you deserve!"


"Professor Miller is maybe going to jail too, university discredited, anthropology department closed..." Janna went on.


The blond pilot's nodding grew slower until it ceased completely.


"You see..." Janna began. "I don't think they would do that. I think it's more likely they'd try to sweep it under the rug. The government too, I mean, this is the first time anyone has found aliens, right? Can't have this sort of thing spoil everything."


Laura looked relieved that Janna had seemingly found a way to deal with the situation that didn't involve revealing anything. However, Janna wasn't quite sure about that yet.


"Well, let's see about that." Valerie stubbornly said and walked to enter the ship.


Janna was about to reach out and grab her but Christina was quicker, still standing in the entrance, blocking her path.


"No, Val, we agreed to let them take the test first." She argued firmly.


"But they won't take it!" Valerie shouted at her. "And they have just admitted that they eat people!"


"No they haven't?!" Christina heatedly pointed out. "Janna said 'suppose it were true.'"


"But it is true!" Valerie shouted and tried to push past the black girl in her way.


They were wrestling and shoving each other. Valerie, taller and with longer limbs, had the upper hand, but Steve intervened before a clear victor emerged. Janna still felt the urge of just coming clean and ending this ridiculous farce. The time ahead, as she foretold it, would be unspeakably stressful if Valerie kept doing what she had been doing all the time. But that would put the three tinies, and maybe Laura too, in an uncomfortable position.


"We can't go on like this." She finally said. "We need some ground rules for living together. I am not having this discussion every time we talk."


"Then take the test and be done with it, for the hundredth fucking time!" Christina angrily repeated her mantra.


"No, ain't gonna happen." Janna said simply. "Off the table. What else have you got?"


Christina and Valerie looked at each other, past Steve who was still keeping them at a distance, but Janna couldn't see that they were saying or even whispering anything.


"Well, if there is nothing else," she continued, "I suggest you guys stop going on about it and we continue to study and catalogue this stuff."


She reached for the decaying male giant and put it next to them, so that they could measure it. The male was fully grown, but was still significantly smaller than the females, a fact she found duly worth noting. But in that light, bringing him around didn't have the effect she desired.


"Fuck off!" Valerie spat enraged. "I am going to send out that message. You guys can't watch me all of the time!"


That was what Janna had anticipated and feared.


"Well, in that case," she began unconcerned and reached for the ship on the table, "I'll have to take away your ability to do so."


Laura didn't look comfortable with that but said nothing.


"Wait, you can't do that?!" Christina said, baffled.


"I have to." Janna explained with a shrug, lifting the ship off the table and setting it in her lap. "If you guys want to escalate this shit like that, I have to take away your leverage."


"But where do we sleep, eat, shower and stuff?" Steve asked helplessly.


"Not my problem." Janna replied, giving Valerie a victorious smirk.


There was a moment of silence before Laura finally rejoined the conversation.


"Janna." She said soothingly. "We can't do that, that's unfair."


"Hey!" Janna justified herself. "They pushed us into a corner, I'm just reacting here."


"Yeah, but there is a smarter solution." Laura replied with a smile.


"Janna is right, Valerie." She continued and regarded the tall blonde with a sorry expression. "We can't risk letting you wreck us like that."


"Hey, what the fuck?! Put me down, you bitch!" Valerie screeched hysterically when Laura pinched her in between thumb and index finger.


In retrospect, Janna would have said what went wrong started when Laura's fingers snatched tiny Valerie up. They both hated the tiny pilots guts, but before that point they had never violated her bodily integrity. With that barrier crossed, the doors had been opened for disaster.


"Sorry." Laura mused, wrinkling her nose in that cute way Janna loved so much.


"Wait, she's not going to kill her, right?" Steve asked, horrified, when Laura stood up with the kicking and cursing pilot and walked over to the supply boxes.


"No." Janna replied and put the ship back to where it had stood before. "I think she is just putting her away for a while so that she can cool off."


"But you can't just do that to somebody!" He fell out, spreading his arms.


"She threatened to crush our reputation." Janna shrugged in response. "We're actually quite civil about it. I know someone who would kill to safe his reputation."


That shut him up for good.


Laura found a small glass cup and returned with Valerie inside. The girl was still screaming obscenities at them and demanded to be let out, but they ignored her completely. At the initiative of Steve, they allowed Valerie a blanket, a pillow, some food and drink and a bucket, all from the tiny ship. It was humiliating all the same.


After that, Laura was suddenly having a blast, venting on her. She lifted the cup and shook it, turned it and played with it, turning Valerie into a rag doll inside.


"Hey there!" She cooed playfully and tapped against the glass with her fingernail. "Enjoying your new home?"


Incomprehensible, raging screams were the reply and Laura shook the cup again, throwing Valerie off her feet.


"Oh, what's that?" She mocked from above. "You want out? Sorry, can't let ya. First you have to apologize. I might just let you out right now, if you ask nice enough."


Nice was clearly not the choice word for the answer Laura received but it seemed to please her even more. Janna could fully understand the urge of bringing down a little payback on Valerie for being so obnoxious but she figured that it wasn't the smartest thing to do in front of Christina and Steve. Valerie seemed to know that too.


"Look at what they are doing to me!" She screamed in tears inside her prison, beating against the glass to get Christina's attention. "They are guilty! They are guilty, otherwise, why would they do this to me?!"


As much as Janna enjoyed punishing her, she had to agree that it made sense.


"But really..." Christina turned to Janna after chewing on her tongue for a while. "If you guys really didn't do anything, you could just let her send the call. The government, if they even care, will clear you of any wrong doing, right?"


"Watch this!" Laura exclaimed suddenly, full of excitement and completely ignoring her tiny, black classmate.


She picked Valerie's glass prison up and brought it around her back after lifting herself off of her stool. The grimace Laura made already told Janna what was coming. With a short, high-pitched tone, she farted directly into Valerie's prison. After that, she cracked up with laughter and put the cup back on the table. The fart smelled quite bad because their diet was too rich in meats, Janna concluded.


Valerie was coughing furiously before she bent over and puked into the bucket.


"That's so disgusting." Christina said and turned away while Steve looked on with great discomfort showing on his face.


"That's what she gets for all the names she called me." Laura said viciously, before her face lit up again. "Oh, I have another one coming!"


The cup was already in her hands when Valerie screamed: "No! Please! I'm sorry, I'm fucking sorry, please!"


Laura listened to it with interest showing on her face.


"Aww." She cooed, as if she were talking to a baby. "Don't want me to fart on you no more? Is my fart too stinky for ya?"


And after another wicked grin, she quickly brought the cup around her backside again.


Janna was unsure what to make of this. Laura's attitudes often changed dramatically in a matter of seconds. Whether or not she could join in on the fun or whether she should preach moderation, she didn't know. Maybe Laura was playing, humiliating Valerie as a means of changing her attitude.


Laura laughed heartily though, when she farted on the tiny pilot again and put the cup back on the table. Without anything left in her stomach, Valerie was coughing and crouching over her bucked, convulsing with gag reflexes.


"Rocked you real good, huh? You little fucker." Laura laughed victoriously into the cup.


The air around started to smell worse than rotten eggs and Janna felt sorry for the tiny girl. On the other hand, it felt incredibly just to see her suffer. When Janna looked at Steve and Christina, she found that the latter was missing. A moment later, the tiny black girl emerged out of their ship.


"You can stop now and take her out." She announced sternly, but with a tiny hint of fear in her voice. "I just transmitted the call she was going to make."


"You did what?!" Laura asked aghast, her smile gone in an instant.


"You heard me." Christina said, crossing her arms in front of her chest.


Janna felt as though someone had swept away the ground underneath her feet.


"So, let me get this straight." She said with a shaking voice. "You have just potentially jeopardized our life, career and freedom?"


"I had to put a stop to it. You were endangering her life." Christina argued. "That amount of gas can kill someone, Janna, you know that. Just look at her, for bloody Christ's sake."


Christina was the biologist of their group and Janna knew that she was right. Valerie was curled up in a ball, wrapped in her blanket, seemingly barely conscious though still convulsing from time to time. But Janna only registered all that from the corner of her eye.


"You just made a huge mistake, little girl." She said, glaring at Christina.


It felt like Christina had taken the last thing Laura and Janna had had to lose. Of course, that wasn't true. What Janna had said about the government potentially sweeping their crimes under the rug was a good possibility, but of course not one hundred percent certain to happen. On the other hand, it would all have gotten out eventually anyway, and then there was that little fact that Christina was a real human and a classmate of theirs. But Janna paid these rationales little heed. She was furious.


Steve seemed to grasp the situation quickest.


"Woa, woa, woa!" He pushed forward and put himself protectively in front of the Christina. "I get that you guys are angry, but you're not going to hurt her, right?"


"I don't think that is a smart place to stand right now." Janna threatened and could almost see his knees begin to tremble.


"Step aside, Steve." She continued, breathing heavily. "She's mine."


Christina started to whimper and cry involuntarily. She may have had anticipated some retaliation, but when the reality of Janna's size and power kicked in, she became afraid and hid behind Steve's broad, muscular back.


"Hey, I want a piece of her too!" Laura protested and leaned closer to the tiny couple.


"Guys, that's not funny!" Steve called out with a shaking voice.


"Step aside, you little shrimp, before you get hurt!" Laura dismissed him, angrily. "She just flushed our lives down the fucking toilet!"


Eventually, Steve became overwhelmed by his fear and, with a hint of shame in his eyes, abandoned Christina and stepped aside.


"But she is a human being!" He called helplessly upon Janna.


That pinched something. It was true, killing Christina would, without a shred of a doubt, be murder. But Laura was right too, and Christina deserved some punishment. Eye for eye, tooth for tooth...life for life?


"Please don't hurt me!" Christina cried.


She had sunk to the ground and started to shiver.


"You brought this upon yourself!" Laura berated her before turning to Janna. "It's okay, Janna. You can squish her as long as I get to watch."


"Hey!" Steve intervened quickly. "It's totally understandable that you guys are angry! But let's not blow this out of proportion, alright?!"


If they really killed Christina, Steve and Valerie would have to go too. The thought of making Valerie her little bitch was intriguing to Janna, but putting Steve through some hours of pussy play before squashing him with her boobs seemed even better. She could feel herself getting wet beneath the table. But it was wrong, something cried out within her. Wrong!


"I didn't send anything!" Christina called out. "I wanted to, but I couldn't figure out the damn console, please!"


"A snitch and a liar, huh?" Laura mused. "Come on, Janna, squelch the bitch!"


If it had been a lie, it had been a good one. But then again, adrenaline often sent the brain into overdrive. Then, Steve was suddenly sprinting towards the ship and vanished inside before anyone could stop him.


After a moment of perplexity, Laura looked alarmed and reached for the ship, shaking and turning it to get him out of there. A good amount violent shaking later, he came tumbling out of the entrance, hit the surface of the table with a smack and cried out in pain. Something in Janna wanted to reach out and protect him, but Laura seemed far too determined to let that happen.


"What do you think you are doing?!" She growled, her face menacingly hovering over his tiny form "Wanted to make sure the message got through?"


"Argh!" He grunted and sat up, rubbing his back and head. "I wanted to see if it's true. It is. She didn't send anything, we are still broadcasting standard SOS and coordinates."


He seemed miraculously little hurt from that fall, Janna thought. That little guy could take a beating for sure. A few seconds later, he was on his feet again while a certain silence befell them all. Janna wanted to see what Laura would do, but Laura did not seem to know that either.


"Look, uh..." Steve began, still looking somewhat in pain. "Let's chalk all this crazy talk up under rage and fear over losing your careers. Get Val out of that thing, we all apologize a little and it's all good. Right?"


He looked up at them, grave concern on his face. Janna sensed an opportunity to de-escalate and chose to take it. It was either that or murder them.


"Okay." She said quickly and to Laura's visible surprise. "We're sorry. I never would have hurt you, Christina."


That was a blatant lie but the tiny, black tomboy wiped the tears from her face and looked up at Janna: "I'm sorry too, I only wanted to protect Valerie!"


It seemed to be Laura's turn then, but she did not agree.


"I won't apologize for farting on her." She said, nodding at Valerie. "She got what she deserved."


"You're a bitch, Laura!" Valerie's voice sounded strange when she spoke softly and weakly in her glass prison.


Laura looked at her for a moment, before she snatched the glass off the table with her right hand. It happened so quickly that Janna could only shriek when Laura held the glass cup like a pitcher in a softball game and hurled it through the ship. With a crash, the glass cup that contained Valerie burst into a thousand splinters on the wall next to the door to the room with the stasis covens.


Christina started howling and collapsed, Steve looked with wide eyes and his mouth agape, trembling. Laura glared at them for a moment before she opened her left hand on the table. Valerie was inside, awake and unhurt, but visibly shaken up. Pillow, blanked, rations and bucket were with her, all sprayed with her vomit.


Janna understood. When Laura had picked the cup up she had done it with so much inertia that Valerie flew right into her open left hand when Laura halted the cup at her own chin. All the other stuff of course, most unfortunately the puke bucket, came with her. Then Laura had thrown the empty cup with her right and made it look like she was killing the tiny pilot inside. It had been quite a neat, little magic trick, almost, and perfected by the shock value of it.


"Let this be a lesson to you." Laura said coldly from above. "We're not in this with you, you are in this with us. And no more broadcasting."


In a swift motion, she took the ship off the table and set it at the ground by her feet.


"No, don't!" Steve called out as her knee shot up, but it was too late.


When Laura brought the ship back up, the lights were out inside and the cockpit looked like crushed tinfoil, occasional sparks and smoke rising from it, before the circuits gave out completely. It was just like Laura said, there was no more broadcasting, even though the rest of the ship remained intact, if a little bent.


Disgusted, Laura turned her hand and dumped the contents unceremoniously on the table before wiping her hand clean, using Valerie's blanket like a tissue. Every tiny's chest was heaving up and down and they seemed far too shaken to say anything.


"We walk barefoot a lot so we will need to pick the glass up." Laura commanded calmly and placed her right hand on the table. "Hop on."


There were no protests now, not even from Valerie and after a moment they all complied without saying a word. It looked like Laura's scheme had it's desired effect.


"I'm sorry for scaring you guys." She said, sounding deeply serious. "But you have to understand that there is only so much shit I'm willing to take in one day."


Careful where to step, she carried them over to were the glass had shattered and the distribution of splinters on the ground was densest. After that, Janna slipped into her boots and Laura into her sneakers. Glass splinters were a real danger. One could get one in the foot and maybe not even feel it, before it could make it's way, travelling through a person's body and end up stuck in nerves, causing chronic, excruciating pain, if it didn't end up in the heart or the brain to cause much greater damage.


The three tinies were gathering shards of glass like they had been told to, and piled them on a paper tissue Laura had put there for them. It was tedious work and Janna helped as much as she could. Two or three big shards were so large that the tinies couldn't pick them up, but others were so small that Janna had a hard time even seeing them.


She tried to keep a safe distance to them, crouching on the floor in her heavy boots. Whenever she shifted her feet, something broke and crackled under her soles.


Valerie was still shaky on her feet and Christina still looked frightened. Steve was easily the most productive in removing glass and he could lift some of the bigger pieces that Valerie and Christina were struggling with.


"Uh, there is bound to be a lot of stuff behind those boxes!" He called up at Laura who was sitting on the bed, watching them with disinterest. "Do you want to move them, or just leave that where it is?"


Laura didn't bother helping them and looked bored instead. Janna knew, dangerous things could happen when Laura was bored.


"We can leave that there." Laura decided with a derisive frown. "Better scoop up the small stuff under Janna's boots."


"Janna?" He called over to her, a little embarrassed. "Could you, maybe, move away a little bit?"


"Uh, sure." Janna replied and let herself plop on her behind.


She pulled her feet up and carefully brushed the debris off the soles with her hand, letting it fall on the ground she had crouched upon before. Nagash and that tiny thing Janna had fingered to death had cleaned her boots from the outside, but clearly never bothered with the sole.


Steve rushed over and went to work in his earlier industrious fashion. Soon, though, he frowned and held something up in his hand.


"What is it?" Laura inquired of him, leaning closer.


"It, uh, it looks like a spear tip." He answered. "There's like a ton of weird stuff here."


No doubt a remainder of squashing King Aele's army under her boots, or maybe raiders in the forest, Janna thought, but it was easy enough to explain away by claiming it had been stuff lying around somewhere that she hadn't noticed.


"Wow, this here might have been a helmet." Steve went on and lifted a flattened metal disc from a small pile of earth. "It..."


He swallowed hard and seemed to poke it with his finger until something fell out.


"Oh my god, that's part of someone's face!" He exclaimed and started to gag.


The flattened helmet fell to the floor and rolled once around it's own axis before it halted with a clattering sound. Christina and Valerie had stopped working and watched.


"Oh...uh..." Janna fumbled for an answer. "I must have stepped on the poor guy in the forest."


"There's more." Steve said disgusted and rummaged through the debris.


By the end of it there were two more helmets, a dozen spear tips, two broken swords and a squashed torso in chain mail, mingled with a bunch of earth that had stuck to Janna's sole. How such an amount of metal could cling to it without falling off while Janna moved her twelve thousand something tons through the forest was beyond her. But then again, squashed bodies were messy, as the ground had been on the day that she planed the battlefield at Ludwig's keep.


Laura looked alarmed now and chewed on her lip.


"How did all that stuff get there?" Steve asked, directed at Janna.


"I don't know." Janna shrugged and put an extra amount of effort into looking distraught over the find.


She looked over to Christina and Valerie. It was perfectly clear what the two girls thought, but both of them remained silent. Before, the blond pilot would have thrown a fit, but not this time. Maybe Laura's stunt had worked wonders, Janna thought and wondered, how long it's effects would last.


"Did you miss an entire army when you were walking though the forest?" Steve asked again but Janna couldn't tell whether it was meant seriously.


"Well, sometimes it gets kinda dark." Laura answered for her. "And twelve spears don't make an army as far as I know. Might have been a group of bandits or what ever."


"Or maybe you stepped on some poor little weapons cache." Steve added to Janna, leaving no doubt this time that he was being sarcastic. "Oh, meh. I forgot about the head and the torso."


To Janna's surprise though, he didn't press the issue any further and carried the items over to the tissue and dumped them with the glass.


"What are you two whispering over there? Get working!" Laura commanded over Christina and Valerie.


Without so much as exchanging another glance, the two tiny girls hurried back to work. Janna sensed that it would be easier now. Fewer problems, fewer fighting, less tantrums thrown, but the battle for Christina's mind was probably lost. That didn't sit well with her at all but as much as she wrecked her brains about it, she could not come up with something to turn the tide around again.


While she was still thinking about it, she suddenly found Laura soundly asleep. It had to have happened fast, very fast, but was not entirely unprecedented. En plus, sleeping was the smartest thing they could do at noon, except for going out and finding food. A sleeping body used far less energy and thus required less food to sustain itself.


Janna wondered how many lives would be spared in a day, just because Laura took a nap. She knew she would be smart to do the same, but Laura's absence presented her with an opportunity to maybe make things right by Christina.

Chapter 12 by squashed123
Author's Notes:

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Chapter 12


Janna knew she was being stupid, reckless and probably naive. But when all the glass had been gathered up, she had decided to take the next step in introducing her tiny classmates to the equally tiny people's society. She had made no precautions, spread no safety net, she would simply put the three into Laura's village to see what would happen. Another attack on them, similar to that on Steve, was not what she feared. That could be easily thwarted by her. What she feared was that all the ugly truths came to light.


Still, she was here now, in front of Lauraville, Steve, Christina and even Valerie on the palm of her hand. This was about giving them something to do, distracting them, rebuilding a healthy relationship with them. She could have just put them back on the table and let them rot in their now dark and boring ship without electricity. But she did not want that. She wanted her class mates to be happy and she desperately wanted Steve and Christina to help her restart her study of the alien species.


Without the electronic equipment in the tiny space ship things would be difficult, she knew. Her hope was that at some point Valerie would be able to fix it. She would have to have some knowledge of how to fix the wiring to get things working again, surely. But for that to happen Janna first needed to regain, or rather build, a certain level of trust. Either that, or she could just make the tiny pilot do it, which seemed the immoral yet undeniable plan B.


Black smoke was rising from one of the new buildings that the tiny villagers had constructed. The giantess Nagash was standing next to it, looking up at her with unhidden discomfort.


Janna greeted her with a warm smile: "Hello, Nagash. How are things...?"


It was terribly awkward.


"In order." Was the short and sceptical response.


"Is this a bakery?" Janna asked hinting at the new building with the smoke.


"A smithy." Answered Nagash. "Tools need repair."


"Oh!" Janna cheered happily. "That is interesting. I have three friends of mine here on the palm of my hand, they do not speak your tongue but I would love for them to see your village."


Nagash clearly did not understand what she meant.


"Look." Janna started again, briskly. "I will put my friends into your village. Every thing will be nice, no one is to harm them and they will witness neither killing nor cruelty. Understood?"


Nagash nodded insecurely and Janna proceeded to put Steve, Christina and Valerie down in front of her. The three were still awfully quiet, even Steve's enthusiasm seemed dampened. Upon seeing Nagash, with her wild, brown mane, dirty skin and skimpy clothing, they froze in fear. She was the first, living, indigenous giantess that they had ever seen.


"It's fine." Janna reassured them from above whilst protectively crouching over them. "She is harmless. She helps the villagers to build houses and they give her food in return."


The three still stood there, eyeing Nagash suspiciously but also not making any effort to explore the village on their own. Meanwhile, locals gathered, anxiously gawking at the newcomers in their strange, grey-orange overalls. This was not working to Janna's satisfaction.


"Tiny people!" She addressed the village in the local tongue. "My friends have arrived. Give them some of your delicious food as a welcome! Let them receive your hospitality to the utmost extend!"


That put Nagash to action. Striding energetically towards the center of the village, she gestured wildly with her arms, barking orders. Maybe some smoked ham would brake the ice. The villagers picked up their work again, after that. No one wanted to be caught making lazy.


Janna noticed activity in the smithy in front of her as well and she lowered down to peer inside beneath the roof. The building was made from wood, entirely, except for the fireplace and chimney which seemed to have been made from clay and the occasional field stone. Inside, she could see three figures at work on some weird apparatus. No metal was being worked at, at the time.


"Isn't it unwise to build a smithy from wood?", She asked into the building, "It could catch fire, couldn't it?"


A stout man in a leather apron ran out to greet her, bowing his bold head, deeply, shiny from sweat.


"This is the smithy, if it please the goddess!" He said after standing upright again. "And it is true that wood can catch fire, which is why we have constructed the vital parts from clay that does not burn, if it please the goddess!"


He scratched his backside briefly before adding, fearfully: "If it does not please the goddess, I humbly ask you let my two apprentices out the building before you crush it. They are good lads, the lack of sufficient good stone is no fault of theirs!"


"Your smithy is safe, tiny man." Janna laughed in response and the man seemed to let out a sigh of relief.


"The work will be starting shortly, goddess!" He went on. "My apprentices are constructing a bellow, then I only needs find an anvil and I might actually do some good things here. If I get some steel, that is. We have no trade, you see..."


He cleared his throat so noisily that even Janna could hear it and spat on the ground.


"I will get you some." Janna replied with a friendly smile. "An anvil is that iron thing you beat on with a hammer, right?"


"You say that true! If you gave me steel, that would be most kind of you, goddess!" The smith exclaimed, surprised but also a bit suspicious.


He was clearly not expecting any help from Janna, of all people. That gave her a new idea.


"Steve." She began, determinedly and in English. "Why don't you check out the smithy and see about their metal working skills. Christina, I think you should take a look at their domestic animals. They look just like on earth, but I am simply too big to tell."


The two looked up at her without saying a word or making a move.


"Valerie," Janna concluded, "you should try and get a layman's perspective on their society. Your point of view should matter as well, for the work we do."


Still, no one was moving and so Janna rose to her feet. She saw that Nagash was approaching, four tiny people in tow carrying all manner of hastily scrambled food items.


"No one will harm my friends." Janna told her once more in the local tongue. "And no cruel stuff, while I'm gone. I will step on all of you if you disobey. I will return shortly."


By the time she got back from the ship, the tissue with glass shards and steel items in her hand, Steve, Valerie and Christina had moved. She saw Valerie, lingering around, gawking at things and avoiding the stares of the locals and Christina, fighting with a piglet trying to get it to hold still.


When she crouched in front of the smithy, the tiny, bold smith came running out again.


"Here is a little to get you started with." Janna addressed him and laid out the paper towel in front of her. "There's not much steel, but I will get you more when I can."


"Aye, goddess, you are most kind." He bowed once more and his boldness flashed in the sunlight. "But, pray tell me, what is that other stuff that I am seeing?"


"It's glass." Janna shrugged apologetically. "See if you can use some of it, maybe as spear tips? If it is useless just..."


"No, no!" The smith interrupted her, lifting a tiny glass shard to the light, marvelling at it.


That he had taken the liberty to interrupt her, startled Janna for a moment. He seemed to notice that too and he shrieked and began a grovelling apology to which Janna only raised her hand.


"If you can make use of it, you can keep it. It is yours." She told him, calmingly.


He bowed his head again and continued marvelling at the glass. He seemed so intoxicated by it that he eventually took it to his own arm and cut himself. Then he shrieked again and Janna could see his hand turn red with blood.


"You tiny, pig-headed fool!" Nagash growled suddenly and came stomping at him just as Steve was exiting the smith's work shop, chewing on a hard sausage.


Seeing him, the tiny giantess stopped in her tracks, fearfully looking over at Janna.


"The smith hurt himself on the glass!" Janna addressed the puzzled look on Steve's face.


"Yeah, man!" He answered, scolding. "That shit is sharp, like, horribly."


He came jogging over and crammed for something in the breast pocket of his uniform. Janna had entirely forgotten about the first-aid kit that was standard in all the explorer's uniforms.


"Calm down, man." Steve told the smith who seemed to be in a horrible scare of Nagash.


Eventually, though, the bold man allowed Steve to treat his wounds and the college boy had him patched up in no time and even gave him something mild for the pain.


"He will make you a hunting knife, he says." Janna translated for Steve after the smith had stopped incredulously staring at his bandages and showering Steve with thanks.


"Woa, cool!" The boy exclaimed and scrambled to repeat the words for 'thank you' in the local tongue.


It came out well enough and the two patted each others shoulders before dividing the metal on the tissue from the glass sharps and carrying it to the smithy.


When the smith lifted the chain mail, he laughed throatily: "Ha, seems this one has half it's owner still in it, heh!"


Steve replied in English, with an apologetic grin: "Yeah, dude, there's totally a dead guy in there."


Janna was happy to see her plan bear fruits. Wash away the awkwardness, put them to work on what they came here for, make them forget about the earlier unpleasantness. While she was thinking these things, Steve came running back out.


"Janna!" He called up at her. "I think we need a hotter fire to work on the metal but that wind-blowing-thing is not ready yet. I thought, uh, maybe you could create some wind for us?"


"Did the smith tell you that?" She asked him in response.


Surely he couldn't have learned the local tongue that quickly.


"We're kinda communicating with hands and feet!" He shrugged and grinningly scratched the back of his head. "Do you think you could blow on the flames for us?"


She brought her head down again, peering under the roof with one eye to see were the fire was. Then she blew, softly at first but gradually building up. Dust and debris kicked up from the mighty gust of wind she created. The tiny smith's apprentices' hair thrashed around, as did the heavy leather apron of their bold master. Eventually, the flames were blown out but the wood turned white with heat. When Janna ceased blowing, the fire restarted, furiously crackling and roaring up the chimney.


She blew one last time, so hard that one of the apprentices lost his footing and everyone was shielding their eyes until a few wooden boards from the roof of the smithy flew off. The fire's flames went so high now, that they kicked out of the chimney every now and then.


"Sorry about the roof." Janna chuckled.


Had she blown to the extent that she capable off, she could have toppled the entire structure and reduced it to a pile of rubble.


"That's fine, I think." Steve said, scratching his head again while he watched the smith and his lackeys feed more wood to the flames.


"Christina, Valerie, come here, please." Janna called out.


Steve seemed to have a great experience. She wanted to see if it worked on the other two as well. That did not seem to be the case, however, because Christina was striding furiously towards her, shaking her head. Valerie came too, still ambling stiffly and awkwardly in between the huts and houses.


"So." Janna began when all three were in front of her. "What do you guys think?"


They exchanged glances.


"Well, uh, they can work iron, obviously, and they have the knowledge to make simple devices." Steve began with a shrug, when no one else would. "They use what they can pull out of land around here, I guess. I'd say they are an intelligent people, going through the same kind of development as ours. Assuming they are developing as fast as we have, I'd say their species is somewhere between one and one point five thousand years younger than ours."


"Wow, that's quite a good observation. You follow that hypothesis." Janna said praisingly and Steve nodded.


"Yeah, fucking great observation, Steve!" Christina scoffed at him, inexplicably furious. "How about the fucking observation that they are humans?! Yeah, that's right, they are fucking humans!"


"How do you know that to a degree of scientific certainty?" Janna asked. "Have you sequenced their genome yet?"


"No!" Christina's fury now directed at Janna. "I don't have to. Plants and animals on this planet are textbook earth-stuff. Everything here is!"


"You never picked up a textbook." Steve laughed at her. "Which is why you had to agree to go on this mission, as did I and Laura and Janna too."


"I might have partied a little too hard," The tiny black tomboy defended herself, "but I know a fucking pig, and a cow, and a chicken, and a goose when I see one! That's elementary school biology!"


"Maybe they are different on the genetic, or molecular level." Janna suggested in an attempt to calm her down.


"Janna." Christina said frustrated. "An organism's body is the expression of it's genes! Sure, there might be slight differences if you sequenced it, but that you more likely be to mutations in reproduction!"


"Hmm." Janna made and pursed her lips. "So, you think everything here, came from earth, originally?"


"That would be my conclusion." Christina said, calmer now. "I don't know. Maybe a fucked up government experiment or what ever."


"That would mean we're not supposed to be here, right?" Steve rejoined the conversation.


"And it would mean that we have discovered absolutely nothing." Janna added with a hint of disappointment in her voice.


They all pondered that dark thought for a while.


"We should continue studying them and get to the bottom of this." Janna finally suggested after a while.


"What's the point?!" Christina argued. "There's nothing new here, at all!"


"We don't know that with certainty. Maybe things here just evolved the same as on earth?" Steve threw in, completely out of his element.


"That would suggest determinism in evolution." Christina shook her head. "That would rock the entire theory to the last fucking, fossilized bone."


"We must have a look at their genes." Janna reasoned which sent Christina into another furious outburst.


"Yeah, right!" She spat. "Thankfully, you guys didn't cut off our energy supply, you gigantic shitlords!"


Janna let that slide as well deserved and turned to Valerie instead.


"Do you think you can fix that?" She asked the tiny, blonde pilot.


Valerie looked up at her in fear and helpless anger, but did not say a word.


"Val, come on, this is important. For all of us." Steve joined in and even Christina nodded.


"Maybe." Was the short and crisp reply.


"What do you think about this, anyway?" Janna inquired in an attempt to get a few more words out of her.


Janna already sensed a certain degree of trust when talking to Christina and Steve, but Valerie remained the hardest nut to crack. Surely, she had to notice that Janna wasn't killing people, but maybe the fearful looks that the villagers gave her hardened Valerie's position to the contrary. With everyone staring at her, though, the tiny pilot opened her mouth to speak in the end.


"I don't know." She began, insecurely. "I mean, even if this is a government thing...it's still kind of a big deal, right? Maybe we're not discoverers but whistle-blowers."


"I want to know that for certain." Janna proclaimed. "All this vagueness makes me sick."


Her stomach was actually aching, but not from sickness, she knew. It was hunger that pained her again. It was well past time to go and find some village. Maybe she would have to sleep outside tonight. The possibility that she had eaten, or rather cannibalized, humans all this time was slightly troubling too. Maybe she would change her diet back to only local produce, even though that way would take far more work to get her full. It would also not unlikely doom whoever's food she took.


That was a reality Janna had come to terms with long ago: Her survival meant the death of others.


"Alright." She said to Valerie. "Can I put you in the ship right away or do you want to hang around the village some more?"


It was the right thing to ask her if trust was to be established at all.


"That's okay. I can start now." Valerie called up at her, insecurely. "I don't understand any of this stuff the way you guys do. It will take a while though."


"Can I stay here?" Steve asked, enthusiastically. "I want to learn the local language. Human or not, their language is interesting and it beats sitting in the ship without video games."


"I'll help you." Christina fell in, quickly. "I've got nothing else to do, and I don't even understand the ship's control panels, let alone the wiring."


Janna chewed on her lip.


"I have to go, get food." She cautioned them. "And I don't feel comfortable leaving you here by yourself."


That was only half of the truth.


"Then stay here and eat their food." Steve argued. "They've got plenty, don't they?"


"Laura and I only come here to eat in the morning." Janna explained. "We can't take away too much from them, or they'll starve."


Steve looked around and shrugged: "They all look reasonably fed here. I'm sure you can ask them for an additional meal."


An additional meal would cause problems for the tiny village but maybe Janna could borrow some food now and give it back to them later.


"Nagash." She called in the local tongue and the tiny giantess came over as quickly as she could.


Valerie, Christina and Steve retreated away from her approaching form and towards Janna. Another small victory.


"What do you wish?" Nagash asked with a face that already knew she wouldn't like the answer.


"I need food, a whole meal, and maybe even more in the evening and Laura too." She said, studying the tiny giantess' reaction.


"Goddess..." Nagash began, painfully. "We are working at full capacity. If you take this food from us, we will not be able to provide it tomorrow. We are struggling with one meal per day, as it is. I was about to cut our own rations in half, we are running short on tools and the humans need clothing. I will select our most useless humans for you to eat, if you wish.”


Janna shook her head: "I will not eat villagers. I need food."


The tiny giantess looked helpless.


"I will make it up to you." Janna vowed. "Tools and clothing should be easy to get and I will bring new livestock for you, if I find it. I will go out tomorrow morning."


"You would do that, for us?" Nagash asked, her eyes full of mistrust.


She probably remembered how Laura and her had broken their promise about not killing people earlier when they had breakfast. Still, Janna did not like for her honesty on this to be called into question.


"Yes." She replied coldly. "But you will have to take my word for it. Serve me or I will take the food myself. Your choice. My friends wish to explore your village, and I will stay here to watch over them."


Too late she remembered, that safety for them was not her only concern. If Steve and Christina too learned the local tongue, they would almost inevitably hear about her and Laura's misdeeds.


"Bring food for the goddess! All of you! Now!" Nagash shouted into the village.


All work was dropped immediately and people scrambled on top of each other. From the barns they had erected to store most of the food, barrels and baskets were carried and carts were loaded and rolled over to were their goddess was crouching. Helpless, Janna watched the scene unfold, unable to stop it now.


She put her hand down besides Valerie to allow her to climb on, which she did with much less reluctance than before, and took her to the space ship. Climbing up with a tiny person in her hand was always a bit harder, but she managed well enough and arrived inside, finding Laura still soundly asleep. She looked cute and lovely, and Janna wished to lay beside her for a while. But there was no time for that now.


She looked down at Valerie in her hand. Had she really eaten humans? She tried to imagine putting Valerie into her mouth right now and gulping her down. There really was not much to it. Her stomach grumbled angrily over the lack of food. It would be easy. Just one bite and Valerie would be gone.


Janna had to blink a few times to banish these hunger-driven thoughts from her head before she put the blonde pilot down on the table. She wished her good luck and turned to leave the space ship when Valerie called after her.


"Wait!" She called. "What if Laura wakes up?"


That is your problem, Janna thought and pretended not to have heard. Laura wouldn't kill her, maybe fart on her again, or scare her. Most likely she would just ignore the tiny girl or not even look for her. That Valerie trusted Janna more than Laura was a good start though. Another small victory on this day laden with small victories and defeats.


When Janna came back to Lauraville, she found Christina and Steve nibbling at hard sausage, local fruit and bread, washing it down with broth from wooden bowls. The tiny villagers were around them, praising their food to them like merchants on a market and doing everything to make them happy. When Janna sat down in front of them, though, they all retreated to a safe distance and watched.


She felt the need to express her disgruntlement over this to her classmates.


"I really don't know why they run away from me." She lied convincingly. "I never do anything to them."


"Well, that's because you are as tall as a skyscraper." Steve said happily with a mouth full of food. "And they have never seen a skyscraper. Man this food is great, it's like...totally...real!"


"That's because it is real, silly." Janna raised an eyebrow at him and smirked.


"No!" He laughed in response. "I mean, like, you can really taste the oven and the fire in this bread."


"So, Steve's bread tastes like fire." Janna smiled at Christina. "Does that ham taste sufficiently like smoke?"


"It does, actually!" Christina chuckled. "It tastes better than anything I have eaten before. Makes you wonder what we do to our food on earth."


On earth, food production had become rather clinical. No germs, bacteria or dirt had a chance to get within a mile of any food product. Treating food like medicine, however, seemingly had the effect of making it taste like medicine too. It was not that bad, but Janna agreed that the earthy produce on this planet was considerably better. Still, the taste of the tiny people in her mouth was her favourite. Another thought she banished as quickly as she could.


Instead, she took a cart of cured meat and poured it into her mouth. It was despairingly little. Seeing her tiny friends, which she considered them now, with mouths full of food, stuffing their faces with, to them, long sausages, loafs of bread, larger than their heads and drinking from bowls that filled both their tiny hands.


A wagon that would otherwise be pulled by a horse was about the size of a matchbox car to Janna. Delicate to her touch, she picket one up gingerly and poured it's content into her mouth. Then the next and another, until the contents of no less than five wagons was in there. It was hard to really get the full taste at her size too, adding to her displeasure. She actually considered throwing in the wagons themselves as well, just for the sake of their volume, but she knew that the villagers needed them. She chewed it all and swallowed in a matter of seconds.


"That's fucking scary." Steve observed, seemingly for hundredth time already, and Christina nodded.


Janna didn't care and proceeded to fill her mouth with turnips. The taste was bitter, raw and dirty, but food was food. Bread, carrots, beets, some baskets of mushrooms, her mouth turned it all into mush. The cooked fruit paste that the villagers made was not half bad and reminded Janna of jam. Another cart of meat she mixed with bread and berries, producing a sweet, savoury taste that she liked.


She noticed that Christina and Steve had put their food down and were not sitting any more either.


"What's wrong?" She asked them after swallowing a basket of carrots.


"You're like a grinder." Christina replied. "Watching you is like watching a giant machine."


"I'm starving." Janna justified herself. "And their food is quite good."


"What do you eat when you can't eat here?" Steve followed up foolishly, forgetting how long they had fought over that question already.


"What I can find." Janna replied briskly and threw a meat cart into her mouth, meat and cart both, crunching it noisily in between her teeth.


"Back to work, you maggots!" Nagash called when the first cries for Laura erupted from the crowd. "You have been idle long enough for one day!"


Janna forced herself to slow her eating so not to upset the villagers and her friends. She was getting more hungry the more she ate, but she agreed that she should not use up so much food so quickly that it would crush their spirits or scare them. Once again, the feeling of saturation had to be enough, especially because she had to leave some food for Laura. There would be nowhere near enough food for dinner.


She wondered if, maybe, she had to eat people. Perhaps there was simply no other way. The crowd dispersed quickly while Nagash marched through, treating stragglers with gentle kicks from her foot.


"We should look at the giants' genetics too." Janna turned to Christina. "If they are related to us, theirs is quite a mutation. If they are not related, voilà, that's our intelligent life discovery right there."


"Mhmhm." Christina agreed, nodding. "I hope Val can get that wiring fixed, though. In the meantime, I'd like to get started on their language. Where is the local school?"


"I don't think they have one." Janna began, looking around if maybe one of the buildings had a bell tower or something like that.


"If my earlier observation about their state in civilization is true, there are no schools in villages." Steve lectured. "The smith's apprentices are kids, like eleven or twelve or so, so I am guessing that is correct. They might have schools in cities and maybe monasteries or temples teach the kids of those that are well off but the common folk simply don't get any school education. Look around, there is not a single piece of writing anywhere around."


"I've seen people with lists though, so they must have some form of literacy." Janna added. "And they have religion as well, so maybe there is some sort of scripture?"


"They're not monotheistic by any chance, are they?" Steve inquired enthusiastically.


Janna tried to remember the few instances she had come in touch with the local forms of spirituality.


"No." She said with a shrug. "There's some forms of animism, very prevalent here but also a cult that involves twelve gods I think, and like a thirteenth, evil one for all the bad stuff."


"Amazing!" Steve exclaimed. "I could write an entire book about that alone already!"


"Uh...the villagers of this village seem to have incorporated Laura and me right into their believe system though." Janna added with a cringe to try and show that she did not like that either. "They believe we are goddesses."


"Obviously." Christina finished with a derogatory laugh.


Janna let that slide too.


"So, if you want to learn their language you have to sit down with the locals." She told them.


"I don't know if this is the right time." Christina said, insecurely. "They seem rather busy and I have a hunch that giantess of theirs is being rather mean to them. She acts like she's their leader or something."


"That's because she is." Janna explained. "Look at her, she's so big, why should she take orders from the tiny folk?"


"But she's not going to hurt us, right?" Christina asked anxiously, stalking the athletic, long-legged giantess with her eyes.


"I told her I'd crush her if she did that." Janna replied confidently. "She believes me."


"You could do that?" The tiny tomboy asked perplexed.


Maybe for someone that small the proportions were a little hard to make out, Janna thought.


"Yes." She explained. "She's the size of a Barbie doll for me. You can crush a Barbie doll, right?"


"I guess." Christina replied. "What size are we to you then?"


Janna put a calming touch to her voice: "You guys are about three centimetres, that's a little more than an inch. Of course, I measured that with our measuring tape that has grown with us, so that's really more feely data."


The tiny black girl crouched down and seemed to grab for something on the ground. She held it out on the palm of her hand but Janna couldn't see what it was by any stretch of the imagination.


"You mean, I am as small to you as this bug is to me?" She asked incredulously and Janna nodded.


She had no idea how big the bug on Christina's hand really was, but she wanted to know where this was going. She learned when Christina flipped her hand over, searched for the fallen creature on the ground and stomped on it, twisting her foot a few times while giving Janna a challenging look.


So, that again. Janna had had just about enough of it.


"Yeah, I could crush you if I wanted to." She said, calmly but firmly. "I could crush anyone here and there's not a thing they can do about it. But you knew that before, so I really don't know why you keep bringing this up."


"I don't like it, that's all!" Christina pouted. "Nobody should have the power to squash other people like bugs!"


"I agree." Janna concurred reluctantly. "But I'm pretty happy it turned out this way. If I were small, like you, Laura and I would probably have been caught and sold by some lord or or eaten by bears or some shit. And this way I can keep you safe too."


She allowed herself to eat again, slowly and only taking the smallest baskets and boxes which mostly contained nuts, berries and wild fruit. It was simply not enough. Meanwhile, Steve had wandered off, back into the smithy where the bold man had started beating on steel a while ago.


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The smith's work shop was running, at least. Maybe restoring the many broken tools would help up the production in the village. Once the construction of the buildings was done, there would be more free labour Nagash could put to the production of food too, but that would all take a while still. The way in which the titanic giantess called Janna had unmade their stocks of food was frightening. Nagash didn't expect Janna would follow up on her promise either and she tortured her brain about how to get more in the short run.


Around the village where the trees had been cut or trampled there were large patches of land with healthy, green grass on them. Where the giantesses walked, the earth was either poached up or compacted so densely that it would take forever for something to grow there. In any case, anything that dared spread it's seed there was snuffed out by the next gargantuan footstep that landed upon it. But the parts where Janna and Laura did not walk, those could be the solution if only Nagash had a large amount of livestock to breed from. It was too late in the year to plant anything, but animals bred at a comparatively steady rate.


She had cut everyone's rations in half even though she knew that was against Laura's directive, for it would reduce productivity after a while. Nagash didn't want to know what would happen when there would be no breakfast tomorrow. Half rations meant bad morale among the humans too and while Janna's strange 'friends' were in the village, Nagash could not even kill a man or two to put them back in line.


Dexter would have just led them all on another raid and everything would be fine. New tools, new clothes, more labour, food. Dexter would likely have known where to get an anvil for the smithy too. Right now, the bald, bearded man called Hammer was beating his steel on a relatively flat stone and cursed it with every swing.


Nagash did not know where refugees camped, or where populated villages could still be found. If she just walked in one direction for two, maybe three days, she'd surely happen upon something useful eventually. That would mean leaving Lauraville behind though, and that did not serve. With all the raiders dead, she did not trust anyone with the task of leading a nightly raid. Maybe that tiny thing called Dari, she would be able to, but Nagash was too worried of what else she was able to. There were also no horses for the humans to ride.


Horses were good, Nagash had heard someone say, because Laura and Janna ate them alive and whole and they were large creatures, but Laura did not allow them in the village for she feared the humans would use them to escape. They had a few pigs and cows left, a few sheep and goats, chickens and geese. Chickens and geese laid eggs and the villagers could make a half decent cheese from the milk of cow, goat and sheep. They had offered the milk for the goddesses to drink but they had refused. It simply wasn't enough.


Livestock was the solution, if only they had more of it. Or if Janna would just eat villagers for the time being, but with her tiny 'friends' around, the titaness was neither crushing nor eating anyone. She did even appear rather gentle all of a sudden. The humans in the otherworldly clothing had to be important somehow. Why, Nagash could not say and did not really care to learn either.


One of those tiny humans had black skin and funny, short hair. Nagash had never seen such a human but a villager had explained that those in the very far south of the world, where ever that was, had skin and hair like that. The other villagers seemed strangely opposed to the female, only on account of the colour of her skin. Nagash did not know why that was either, maybe the tiny, black thing tasted different.


She was pondering all this after she had absent-mindedly settled a dispute between two wood cutters over a saw made from the antlers of a stag. Both claimed the saw to be theirs and under normal circumstances she would have broken a few bones on both of them and not bothered with the rest of it. But now, with Janna forbidding her to do that, she had called other sawyers for witnesses and settled the dispute according to their account, with the loser, instead of her foot on top of him, receiving rights to the first iron saw that Hammer the smith would be able to repair.


She still sat there from where she had cast her judgement that had left the two sawyers both equally disgruntled and pleased when a young boy drove the remaining goats and sheep right past her, singing.


"Lord Mannelig, Lord Mannelig, why won't you marry me, for the plunder, that I lay before you?" He sang merrily. "Your answer may be yes, or your answer may be no, it shall be what you put your will to!"


He could only be six years old and had a high-pitched, innocent voice.


"Accept thy gifts I will, for I desire them much, so I tell thee my answer is yes!" He went on. "But my men say, your name is Bergatroll, and you are a creature of the Nameless!"


"Do you like my singing?" The boy asked her so suddenly that she flinched.


Her mouth quivered and she found herself unable to reply.


"Father says, I shouldn't sing when I work but I find it helps herd the sheep." He went on without irritation. "I'm the best shepherd in the village! I don't need dogs to herd the cattle, they listen to my voice and follow me. Look!"


He called for one goat by it's name and gave a whistle. Haltingly, and keeping a weary eye on Nagash, the animal came trotting over.


"See?" The boy cheered at her.


Nagash felt the sudden urge to eat him. He wasn't fat, rather scrawny if truth be told, but his flesh would be tender and sweet all the same. She didn't even have to kill him outright. She could make him look on, as she sucked the meat off his arms and legs before twisting off his head and crunching his torso in between her teeth.


She got that urge every once in a while. All giants got it. The urge to kill and cause pain.


"Very impressive." She told the boy with a smile and got to her feet.


Her, towering above him, finally put the fear into the tiny kid. He drove on, his meagre herd, hastily. Nagash stalked after them with a slow, soft steps. She could crush them all, if she wanted to. And she wanted to, a lot. None would miss the boy, save his parents, and if their grief was so much then Nagash would simply rejoin them with their kid. She'd sit on the father, slowly crushing him to jelly, whilst pushing the mother's head in between her legs.


But she wouldn't. Instead she turned to see Janna devouring yet another cart of food, not even saving the vehicle for the humans to use, instead crunching it noisily in between those giant, white teeth of hers. No killing, had been the command, and Nagash would do good to obey. She still remembered Janna on top of her, using her. Janna could kill her as easily as Nagash could kill a villager. Only, Nagash was itching to kill again.


The boy had made distance whilst she had stopped. It was probably best that she couldn't kill him, if he really was 'the best shepherd in the village. With Janna and her curious 'friends' occupied with eating food and studying villagers, Nagash turned for the forest.


If someone asked, she'd be checking on the hunters or go and try to find some game herself. That was not a lie entirely, only she intended her prey to have two legs, instead of four. Most hunters and trappers walked the forest alone to cover more ground. They died, sometimes, ripped open by a boar or bear, or falling to their death somewhere. Getting themselves under Janna's or Laura's uncaring feet seemed to be their number one cause of death though. But not today.


Somewhere in these woods, Nagash would find herself a hunter or huntress and show them what it meant to be smaller than her. Her heart bounced in her chest. She loved to hunt.


-


Thorsten’s ‘Fishermen’s End’ was the first in the row of longships. The other captains all had declined to take the Horasians on board. His own crew shared the outspoken hatred for the southerners, as did Thorsten himself, but the grief of a brother lost was something he sympathized with. The Horasians would go their own way, as soon as they beached at Andrafall, so he had been assured and that was well enough.


Of course, someone of Léon’s format did not travel alone. No less than eight Horasian sell-swords he had with him, wearing poofy, brown tabards over white shirts and matching knee-high britches, complete with high, white socks of wool and black leather galoshes. For armor they wore only comb morions on their heads.


Three of them carried the sword Léon had talked about. With two meters the Andergasters were as long as Thorsten was tall and much taller than the mercenaries that wielded them. The blades were wrapped in blankets for they were meant to cut a giant’s feet off from under him and thus kept as sharp as razors.


Two other mercenaries were no men of war, but big game hunters by trade and carried obscenely large crossbows with winches. These crossbows had to be rested on sticks in order to shoot them, for they were too heavy to hold and pull off an accurate shot with, just by hand. They also took forever to reload but Léon swore that they could punch through a giant’s skin and kill him, if the shot was good.


The three last sell-swords were artillerists and all serviced a single weapon. The scorpion, they called it, and it was something between an oversized cross bow and a ballista, shooting a bolt that was heavy and almost one meter in length. Getting the machine itself and it’s tiny wagon onto Thorsten’s ship had not been problematic, but the old nag that had pulled it to Andergast was afraid of ships and simply would not go aboard. Gnashing their teeth, the sell-swords had sold the horse to a butcher and agreed to drag the wagon from then on, until they could get another animal for the job.


“The wind is working against us.” The one talkative sell-sword said ponderously, standing at astern beside Thorsen.


There was not a large wind at all, only a mild western breeze that barely touched the feather on Léon Logue’s hat.


“That is why we are rowing and the sail is reefed.” Thorsten explained briskly, giving the rudder in his hands a little nudge.


With a steady rhythm, the oars moved up and down, splashing into the water and rising out again.


“You should have traded the ships for floats.” The sell-sword went on. “The river will become too shallow soon.”


“Our draught is less than half a step.” Thorsten explained. “We can go as far as the ford at Andrafall, and even carry her over it if we want to.”


Incredulously, the other turned his head: “How can a ship this size have such a small draught, let alone be carried?”


Thorsten felt very pleased with himself. Longships were built lightly, for swiftness and manoeuvrability, yet they were durable enough for any weather.


“It is still small though.” The sell-sword went on. “In Havena I saw a war galley with one hundred oars and towers on top, just like a castle, and I saw Hulks so big, they could sail right over this one and not even take a scratch.”


“I once saw one of your war galleys turned pirate.” Jutta, a bearish hunk of a woman who had once sailed with Thorsten’s father, said. “Turns out, below deck all the oars were pulled not by free-willing men, but slaves. One day, they had enough and freed themselves. I can’t blame them.”


“Not slaves.” The sell-sword protested. “Criminals!”


“They screamed all the same when they burned.” Jutta spat, pulling on her oar. “Had the pocks or something, the whole lot, and beached themselves too, in the middle of the sea!”


She chuckled heartily at that and Thorsten smiled. Sandbanks were much more hazardous to the large Horasian ships than they were for the smaller Thorwalsh ones.


“It’s hard to believe you went to war against his royal magnificence’s fleet, in tiny rowing boats like this.” Léon entered the conversation.


To call it a war was far-fetched. More had it been an exchange of raids by the Thorwalsh and retaliations by the Horasians with no outcome other than some burned and sunken ships and villages. Still, Thorsten was angered by the remark but Jutta answered for him.


“Ah, those were the days.” She said, grinning. “When you still had some fight in you.”


“Yeah, what happened to that?” Thorsten added. “The hetman is raiding your costs even now, and here you are, travelling with us and not losing a word about it.”


“What’s a few dead fishermen.” Léon replied with a weary grin. “Your raids have barely touched the price of fish. Meanwhile we capture a lot of pirates. I must say, your tall and strong people breeds excellent oarsmen.”


“That we do.” Jutta agreed happily and pulled on her oar.


Disarmed, Thorsten saw that Léon’s derogatory remark had escaped her completely. He felt a sour pinch in his stomach as he imagined his father, brothers and sisters, chained to an oar in the dark belly of a Horasian galley. It was worse than death. Not only was a man robbed of his freedom, but also of the opportunity to enter Swafnir’s halls. That a freedom-loving Thorwalsh could be made a slave of could only be explained by a significant amount of whip lashes. Every man had a breaking point. It shuddered Thorsten, deeply.


“Watch your tongue.” He said, softly and slowly. “The river is still deep enough to drown you and your scum and there is no one here to fish you out.”


That was true. There was no one on the river but them, no floats, no boats, no canal ships, only the occasional piece of driftwood. Léon narrowed his eyes at him.


“Aye…captain.” He replied sourly after a moment and turned away to continue watching the banks of the river.


A little later they saw a rider on the bank. The scruffy looking man was draped in a wolf-skin cloak and had what looked like a broken, rusty saber strapped to his black horse over a woolen blanket. Thorsten raised his hand for greeting, but the rider did not return the gesture. Instead, he turned his horse and rode off, startling the Thorwalsh.


“Load the crossbows and the scorpion!” Léon sharply commanded his men and immediately, his minions scrambled to work.


“What are you doing?” Thorsten asked perplexed.


“That rider means bad business.” The Horasian replied sternly. “He has the looks of a scout or sentry for some larger force.”


“…Of scoundrels, with broken sabres?” Thorsten asked jestingly and the crew echoed his laughter.


“There are raiders and outlaws in these parts!” Léon countered angrily. “I will sooner be safe than sorry!”


That drew even more laughter from the crew. A band of outlaws was the least Thorsten and his men feared.


“Let them come.” He proclaimed. “They might serve to warm us up a little before we fight the giants!”


The crew agreed and rowed harder while Léon only rolled his eyes. Although he tried not to show it, Thorsten was excited. He had accompanied his father and siblings in raiding, reaving, boarding and hijacking before, but if there really was a band of outlaws that would attempt to attack his force, it would be his first battle in command. The only drop of bitterness was that bandits and outlaws would hardly stand a chance at all, if they were so foolish to attack, which they probably weren’t.


“Pull, pull!” He bellowed at his crew. “Faster!”


“We are working against the stream and have no wind!” Léon criticized him once again. “You will not want your crew to be spent when we arrive, what if the outlaws attack?!”


“We have to even the playing field.” Thorsten boasted confidently. “We have half our stamina and they have half our courage.”


“Aye!” The crew shouted in unison, not a trace of exhaustion in their voices.


When the sun kissed the treetops behind a broken and destroyed village, they had arrived at their destination. It looked as though someone had burned down the village, though not a trace of black could be seen upon the withering timbers. Remnants of floats and bound logs still swam on the river, bound to posts on the shore. This had been a lumber-mill town, Thorsten remembered briefly.


They beached next to the ford and carried the longships on land before unloading them and turning them over for camp.


“Maybe we should go further, into the forest.” Thorsten pondered within Léon’s hearing. “Those gargantuan monsters the queen talked about might be able to spot us here if they come wandering through.”


He still had not gotten the Horasian’s view on this matter.


“You do not believe those tales, do you?” Léon asked, turning away from his sell-swords who were lifting the scorpion onto it’s wagon.


Tales, Thorsten thought. It had not even occurred to him that they might just be stories and exaggerations after what the court mage at Andergast had told him.


“Some call the giant krakens of the sea tales.” He replied cautiously. “Yet many swear to have seen them and every now and then a ship goes missing.”


Léon stared back at him with disinterest.


“If you choose to believe them, that is your right.” He shrugged. “But you would do good not to be chasing ghosts and shadows. I thank you for taking us here, I shall not forget it. We will be on our way.”


“I wish you luck. Find your brother. Alive.” Thorsten replied and the two men nodded at each other.


His quest to find his lost sibling was the one thing Thorsten respected the Horasian for, and it weighed heavy enough to look over all the reasons he despised him, for the time being.


The Horasians had just made their first step in direction of the forest when someone yelled: “Riders!”


On the other side of the river, a good three hundred strides over to where the forests began, riders broke through the undergrowth. Their horses were trotting, slowly, but more and more spilled out from in between the trees. Their faces and the weapons in their hands, made it clear that Léon had been right. They were raiders.


Like the sentry they had seen, the raiders all bore some resemblance of wolf about them, as a means of telling friend from foe. Some wore mismatched armor, their weapons were loot and most their clothing ragged.


“Finally!” White-haired Snorre Bjornson exclaimed happily.


He was an old fisher from Thorwal who had asked Thorsten if he might join them on their voyage as an oarsman in order to get an opportunity to die fighting and enter Swafnir’s halls, not an uncommon endeavour for old men whose profession did not involve regular fighting.


“We will see each other again.” He announced to everyone around. “I’ll keep your seats warm. Forgive me, but I am too old to take any chances.”


And with that the old fisher took his shield off his back and onto his left arm, pulled a throwing axe with his free hand and started walking towards the enemy.


“Wait!” Thorsten called after him. “They might not want to fight. Ask them and come back, if they don’t. Otherwise, kill as many as you can and send the others this way!”


“Aye!” Came the answer and Snorre turned and continued.


“You cannot mean to fight them!” Léon suddenly came running to Thorsten’s side. “Look how many they are, I count two hundred and fifty and they have horses all!”


“You better get going then.” Thorsten smiled at him, mildly amused.


“For the love of Rondra, at least have the wits to retreat into the forest! They have more than twice your numbers and horses all!” Léon pleaded.


“Have you grown fond of me all of a sudden?” Thorsten snorted. “I mean to charge straight at their line of plough horses, if they are foolish enough to fight.”


“Even if they were plough horses all, which they aren’t, they would ride you down like grass in this terrain!” Léon argued feverishly. “They can flank you, left, right and rear! Are there no brains in that thick skull of yours?!”


It did make sense, Thorsten thought, the raiders’ force was considerably larger than his own, and insanely large for a group of bandits by any standards. He wasn’t afraid to die fighting but it would reflect poorly on his memory having gone to Andergast to kill giants and then falling victim to a band of ragged thugs, before even having seen a giant yet. Retreating would not serve though.


“They are coming for Snorre!” Someone said and Thorsten saw six riders galloping towards the old man.


When they were close to him and did not reduce their speed, no talking was necessary. Snorre flung his throwing axe at the first rider hitting him in the face so hard that he fell off the back of his horse. That was enough already to make four of the others abort their charge and ride to re-engage. The one that didn’t had a spear locked in his armpit and meant to drive it through Snorre’s neck but it broke and splintered when the old man raised his shield at the last moment.


In turning, Snorre smashed his axe into his attacker’s back and the pain on the rider’s face could be seen even from Thorsten’s vantage point. He fell off his horse some five meters afterwards and the mare eventually slowed down and started eating flowers.


“He fights well for a fisher.” Someone remarked, drawing nodding agreement all around.


“He fights well for any man.” Jutta added, smiling.


The remaining four attackers knew that too and circled the old fisher, weapons in hand. He could not face all of them at once and so it came that the one behind him threw a spear through his left knee. Visibly grunting, Snorre went down.


Then a horn was blown and the broad front of riders advanced in slow gallop, the attackers falling in on the flanks. They rode right over the immobilized man in their way, and also over their comrade who had fallen off his horse, crushing all under their thundering hooves.


“We will take the ford and hold it!” Thorsten commanded his men. “Advance, for Swafnir, hoorah!”


“Hoorah!” The men and women echoed in unison and advanced with him into the shallow water, beating their weapons on their round, ornamented shields.


The ford was almost waist deep at the deepest, enough to deny the horses a decent charge. That way it would come to fierce hand to hand combat in the water, and Thorstens men would have the advantage. Also, allowing only thirty men standing abreast, it was narrow enough to deny any flanking manoeuvres.


“Shield wall!” Thorsten commanded when they reached the point he wanted to hold. “Anyone who brought a spear, make it to the front of the line!”


The enemy formation halted and a few of the riders dismounted producing slings and shortbows and making ready to fire.


“Raise shields!” Thorsten bellowed. “Bowmen to the back, return fire!”


It was the obvious move to tackle his favourable position and grudgingly he had to see that the enemy had far more bowmen and slingers than he had. Already stones and arrows came flying their way, but the shields took most of them. A few Thorwalsh were hit by stones, but they produced little more than painful bruises and no one went down. The return volley by his own bowmen was pathetic, but it managed to kill three enemies at least.


One Thorwalsh bowman was hit in the throat by an enemy arrow and collapsed, face down drifting down the river.


Suddenly, there was a wooshing sound over Thorstens head, coming from behind, and two riders were thrown violently off their horses, causing terror and dismay in the ranks amongst them. The bolts from the Horasian crossbows carried enough force to shoot straight through a shield and kill the man behind it.


When the scorpion was loosed, it’s heavy iron tipped bolt ripped through two horses and a human leg and the riders were buried under their mounts as they went down.


Léon pushed through beside Thorsten, his pathetic little florettt in hand.


“I saw you were short on artillery, Sir.” He grinned, keeping his head in the cover of Thorsten’s round shield as two stones and an arrow crashed into it.


"I'm no wretched sir." Throsten grumbled but was glad of the re-enforcement all the same.


As powerful as they were, the Horasian weapons took long to reload and three Thorwalsh bowmen and four enemy slingers died before the crossbows fired, once more to devastating effect. Shortly after, the scorpion fired too, taking the top of a poor man’s head off, before throwing a second one off his horse with the bloody bolt through his chest.


“When this is over, I will help you find your brother.” Thorsten told Léon, confidently. “But I fear for your longevity with that meat skewer in your hand.”


“It skewers a man as well as it does a suckling pig.” Léon laughed in reply. “You will see that soon enough.”


Thorsten had about enough of exchanging missile fire. He wanted to charge at the enemy, but that he knew would be foolish. As much as his position put him at an advantage, it put the initiative entirely into the enemy commander’s hands. The Horasian artillery fired one more time and Thorsten was down to five bowmen, before the outlaws decided to enter the melee.


Forced to advance slowly into the water, Thorsten saw the fear on their faces. There was something odd about it, though. Even though their numbers were much greater than the Thorwalsh’, they would have to see that they were like to lose fighting hand to hand. Common outlaws attacked the help- and defenseless in hopes of making an easy coin, they ran from war parties that were armed to the teeth and aching for a fight, and more than that, had little to no valuables to rob. Not these though, these had the painful looks of a greater motive about them, as though they were forced to fight. Or they were just foolish which was just as likely.


Their slow advance permitted the Thorwalsh to fell the entire first row with throwing axes. Horses panicked, men died and splashed into the water and other horses tripped over them, sending their riders tumbling as well.


“For Thorwal!” Thorsten screamed, raising his axe and the shield wall broke into open charge. It was carnage and the water turned pink and red from the blood. Who fell had a split second of time to get up again and was pushed down and drowned if he didn’t make it. In the water, the horses impaired the raiders more than they aided them and soon Thorsten and his men were walking on dead and dying animals, making it easier to hack at the elevated riders.


Piet Arnson, a madman who had eaten his infamous and mildly poisonous mushrooms before the fight, climbed over Thorstens shoulders and jumped onto the enemy formation, two short, double-bladed axes on his belt and a gargantuan longaxe in his hands. The toadstools had catapulted his mind into berserk, or whale-rage as it was called in Thorwal, and he stood on the backs of two horses, cutting men down left and right, before one of the horses died and he fell.


Thorsten saw Léon, sticking his florett into a man’s gut, time and again in quick succession until he was riddled with holes and bleeding like a pig. One of his sell swords pushed through to him and screamed into his ear, then Léon turned to Thorsten and the two pushed him to the back of their line of battle.


“What are you doing?!” Thorsten screamed angrily at them but the terrified look on Léon’s face kept him from attacking him.


“Come, you need to see.” Léon urged him and led him away from the fighting, towards the scorpion that was hastily being reloaded by it’s crew.


Then he saw them, giants, a dozen of them, standing where the bandits had broken through the undergrowth, observing the battle.


“They are still out of range, Sir!” One of the big-game hunters reported to Léon in a terrified voice.


“Why are they not attacking? They could crush the raiders from the rear!” One artillerist mentioned while he frantically worked the scorpion’s winch with a lever.


“I do not think they are here to kill any outlaws.” Léon replied, darkly.


Humans allied with giants. The idea made Thorsten sick to the stomach. The male giants were hairy and looked rather squabby, approximately four and a half times Thorsten’s height. The four females were significantly taller by up to another three meters. Ragged small clothes were all they wore, made of fur or leather, by the looks of it. The males carried large wooden sticks for weapons, the females carried none at all. Given their size and weight, they presumably didn’t need any.


They did not seem to be joining the battle as of yet though. Instead they stood and watched, and seemed rather amused by their allies’ failure. The carnage in the water had taken another turn for the ugly when the lines broke open and melted into each other. Many a raider was fleeing, on horseback or on foot, but many others pushed into the melee. Bodies were drifting downstream on the red- and pink-tainted river. The Thorwalsh had lost only twenty men yet, while more than a third of the enemy force was gone.


“Loaded, Sir!” The artillerist reported to Léon. “Do you want us to fire at the giants?”


Léon looked at Thorsten who hesitated. Then he gave a nod. It was what they had come here for after all. Léon raised his arm and the artillerists started aiming. When he brought it down, the bolt was loosed. It sailed through the air with all it’s death-bringing might and slammed into a male giant’s chest.


The giants were perplexed while their comrade collapsed and fell face first into the dirt. Then they looked over to the machine that had killed him. Thorsten’s blood froze in his veins when he saw the rage on their faces.


They covered the distance quickly and soon they emerged behind the outlaws to Thorsten’s men. He could have sworn to see a few men waver at their sight.


“Steady, hold the ford! For Swafnir!” He commanded them, but from behind his words did not seem half so convincing as from the front of the shield wall.


To his shock, the giants did not advance through the ford but beside it. Being as tall as they were, they did not need to wade through the shallow water and were able to cross the river easily at it’s regular depth.


The Horasian crossbows loosed and killed the foremost giant with two bolts to the heart. The tallest giantess took his body and hurled it onto the Thorwalsh, burying three fighters beneath it and displacing many others. The remaining male giants began to attack the Thorwalsh from the side while the giantesses marched through the river. By then, the scorpion could fire a last time, killing an eleven meter tall giantess with a bolt to the face.


“Fight!” Thorsten heard Léon scream and he accompanied his three swordsmen to face the three behemoths in front of them.


Thorsten was still in shock as the battle turned.


The tallest giantess was at the front striding towards the scorpion, ignoring the Horasians with Andergasters and walking straight through them with menacing speed, burying one under her foot. A series of cracks and a pop was heard, as the man’s guts came squirting out from under the monster’s foot. The artillerists ran for their lives but the big-game hunters still cranked their crossbows like madmen.


Léon stuck his florett into the second giantess’ leg, producing a scream, while the sell-sword that tried to slash at the same leg was stomped flat under the other.


Too late Thorsten realized that the third giantess was coming for him. At the last moment he managed to avoid being crushed under her foot and he slammed his axe into her leg with all the force he could muster. The blow did not even break the skin.


The giantess pulled her foot around and kicked him. He flew about two meters, losing his axe, and crashed onto the ground. Before he could get up, she was over him, stomping down. He rolled sideways, once again narrowly avoiding certain death. Her foot came again, but so quickly this time that she almost missed him completely. When he pulled his arm out of his shield, her bare sole crashed down on it, smashing it to pieces and driving it into the ground.


“Argh!” The giantess screamed, as a crossbow bolt slammed into her thigh.


Thorsten used this time to get up and run for an Andergaster, lying on the ground beside Léon and his last swordsman, dancing a dance of life and death with their giantess, who seemingly enjoyed the game a lot.


With a crash, the scorpion was smashed under the tallest giantess’ foot and she started running after the fleeing artillerists, quickly catching up with them.


Before he reached the obscenely long sword, Thorsten saw the man next to Léon landing a blow to their giantess’ foot, producing a scream of pain and a long, bloody gash. The beast was so furious that she concentrated on the man alone, ignoring Léon who stuck his weapon into her knee from behind. With a growl, the giantess went down to one knee and fumbled for the Horasian behind her but Léon was already around her, climbing onto her knee and sticking the florett through her chest and into her heart.


The sword was heavy and cumbersome in Thorsten’s hands. He lifted it and turned, only to see that the giantess he had been fighting had turned towards the crossbowmen. She had lifted them both by their heads and laughed like a maniac as she squeezed. The men screamed horridly as blood began to squirt out from in between the giantess’ fingers.


This was it, he realized, this was what he had come for. He could almost smell the fine ale being served and the songs of glory being sung. But he was not done for yet.


"For Swafnir!" He screamed at the top of his lungs and laughed with sheer joy when he began his charge.


The Andergaster befitted him much better than the smaller built Horasians and he slammed it into the giantess' left leg using all the force and momentum he could muster. She was still laughing at the squashed bodies in her hands, when the steel cut into her flesh. It went all the way to the mighty bone in her leg and she screamed with pain. Thorsten wrenched his weapon out of the gash while she raised her right foot above him. He had anticipated this. While it came crashing down, he already spun to the side, turning like a dancer at some wedding and using the momentum to let the heavy sword smash into the heel of the already injured leg.


Uncomfortably warm blood shot out of the first wound and drenched Thorsten head to heel. When his weapon found his opponent the next time it sounded like the crack of a whip, only so unfathomably loud that it made his ears ring. If the giantess had screamed before, she was howling now. Her entire leg seemed to fail her and she fell, hitting the ground with a thud. She was groping for where he had stood, blind with pain, but Thorsten was already on his way to her throat. She opened her eyes one last time before he brought the Andergaster down on her neck, again and again, until her boulder-sized head came off, tumbling to the side, and he was showered in even more of her blood.


He screamed towards the heart of the battle, raising his bloodied sword.


What he saw almost disheartened him though. Some Thorwlash men and women were fleeing others were cowering underneath their shields, three enemies on top of them. The giants with their long, heavy sticks were beating mercilessly into the crowd, smashing shields, arms and skulls. It seemed they did not care too much about who was at the recieving end of their blows and many a raider fell victim to them as well. The Andra ran red with blood. Maybe downstream in Andergast, they would still be able to see it. Then they would know.


Well, Thorsten thought, if he and his men were to die today than that was fine. They would meet again and toast to the glorious battle faught. The force of raiders had reduced considerably and they had killed no less than five of the giant creatures so far. Léon came running at him, drenched in blood himself.


"Run!" He screamed at Throsten and shook by his sheep skin vest. "We must flee! Now!"


"No, my friend!" Thorsten screamed back into his face. "We must die! Oh, what a day! What a glorious day!"


Léon looked back at him in sheer disbelief and terror for a moment, before he brought his arm around with the pommel of his florett. It struck Thorsten on the temple of his head and he felt his mind go numb instantly. The world swam before his eyes as he turned to the carnage in the ford one last time.


"We will meet again, beneath the sea..." He managed to mumble softly before his eyes turned back into his skull.


-


Guiltily, Janna looked before her. Empty carts, chests, boxes and baskets stood there and barely a crump of bread left. She had eaten all of it and cursed herself for a glutton. She was used to filling her belly to bursting with villagers but the last time she had been able to do that was a few days past.


Now she was full and had not eaten a single soul but that did not feel as good as she had expected. She pondered going and trying to find a village, for Laura as well as for dinner. She had been foolish before, when she had flattened entire villages, inhabitants and all, once she had gotten her fill from them. She had better brought them here, or stored them elsewise, to eat another day.


Nagash was gone, some where. Maybe she had fled when she saw that the food production could not keep up with Janna's appetite. In absence of the tiny giantess, Janna helped the builders put those wooden parts in place that were too big for them. It had the feel of toying with delicate models to it, but Janna managed without destroying anything.


From time to time, she spied one of the builders shooting glances at her breasts, bra clad, dirty and squished beneath her as she lay on her front side, trying to get the best angle on what she was doing. She entertained the idea of squishing him under a three hundred ton boob. Steve was still occupied in the smithy and Christina had taken to cataloguing plant samples after it had been revealed that the local people were, understandably, a bunch of bigoted racists and did not want to talk to her. Neither of them could see Janna but it would still be more prudent to make his death look more like an accident.


She could just crush him to paste with the wooden beam she was carrying, or carelessly drop her hand upon him on the way back. She didn't mind Steve looking at her breasts and she did not scorn a bit of positive attention either, but this was an ugly, older man with a broad back and a mighty moustache of brown hair.


He glanced again and their eyes met and Janna showed him the evillest smile she could muster.


That was almost better than popping him. He stared back at her, shaking, visibly in terror, until the reaction of the workers around him told Janna that he had pissed his britches.


She glanced around carefully a few moments before she snatched him as quick as she could, rolled side ways and put the man where her right breast had left a dent in the ground. He made a queer sound before her breast settled on top of him, something of a whimpered cry of despair, the wailing of a child from a grown man's throat. A muffled 'pop' marked the end of him.


"Back to work." She told the builders and the afore silenced hammering, sawing and shouting resumed.


Steve's head popped out of the smithy, looking curious: "What happened?"


'I squished a man under my tit, you idiot.' Janna thought viciously.


"Uhh, some builder fell." She lied instead. "But he's fine, no worries."


"Okay." He shrugged but came trotting over anyway.


"So...building houses, huh?" He observed vainly inspecting the construction sites.


Janna used that time to rise up and brush off her front side, ridding herself of any evidence clinging to her person. A well placed knee took care of the flattened corpse in the imprint of her tit, smearing it into an unrecognisable mess.


She could not help but notice that she was dirty all over again though, which made her angry. Dirt had become a part of their lives of course, but she still despised looking like the ragged builders before her. Smashing a few of them would no doubt help vent her frustration, but there was Steve and Christina too, and once again Janna despised the game of deception she was forced to play.


She exhaled through her nostrils a few times to calm herself.


'We aren't going anywhere,' she thought in her head, 'and we're not making any step into the right direction. We're spinning in fucking circles here.'


When Steve did not seem to offer anything of importance, Janna stood to her feet and walked around the village and over to the edge of the forest, where the woodcutters were. The village's supply of wood had grown short, she could see, and that much she could help them with at least. It was foolish to believe that the smokeries that cured meat and fish could come up with enough food to provide Laura when she awoke, but it seemed a step in the right direction.


The two dozen men and women looked up at her in confusion and layed down their work as she approached.


"To the village." She told them in the local tongue. "I am going to lend you a hand."


That they did, running, clinging to their saws and axes.


The average tree stood thrity meters tall, she judged, and the tallest came up just to above her knees. She grabbed a mighty oak by it's stem and pulled, then another. The roots resisted her for a heartbeat before the earth yielded and gave way to her savage strength. What did not come willingly was torn off almost effortlessly.


On this planet, she was a goddess, a force of nature. She should not have her whims denied by three puny little worms such as Valerie, Steve and Christina.


When she had collected a good dozen trees, she gathered them up and took them over to the edge of the village, where the wood cutters awaited her.


"Here." She said and dropped her load a reasonably safe distance away from them.


Still they shied away a few meters as the trees rolled from atop of each other, crashing, creaking and breaking branches. When it had settled the woodcutters still stood as though they had roots of their own, all but one who boldly rushed forward with his axe, starting to hack at a branch to sever it from it's stem.


Janna saw that Steve and Christina had come to see what the commotion was all about, standing well in the distance.


"I'll break it up for you." She told the villagers, pretending not to notice the man already at work.


Shouts erupted from the woodcutters when her foot rose but Janna only gave the man enough time to chance a glimpse at his doom before she brought it down. She felt the wood, smashing to kindling underneath her sole, not the man. But when she raised her foot, she saw that her twelve thousand nine hundred tons had not failed her. He was nothing but paste.


Janna continued to stomp on the pile of wood until all of it was broken to splinters, half of it driven beneath the earth.


"Now, come and gather it up." She told the loggers. "You will have to dig some of it out but I trust that is easier for you still."


"Move." She added coldly when none of them dared step close to where she had crushed their friend out of existence.


"Are you done collecting samples?" Janna addressed Christina after walking over to the tiny black girl.


"Did that help them much?" Christina asked in response, ignoring the initial question. "They didn't look like they liked your help."


"They're just scared." Janna shrugged purposefully unconcerned. "And I accidentally crushed one of their friends."


"You shouldn't be around small people!" Christina scolded her. "Now look what you've done! Someone's dead because you couldn't just mind your own fucking business!"


"They die all the time." Janna replied defensively. "If not me, it's falling trees crushing them or animals tearing them apart. It's some noble lordling or corrupt king and his soldiers burning their villages and all that. Or the smaller giants."


Christina did not seem to have an answer at that any more, as Janna was pleased to see.


"Anyway." The black girl said after a few moments. "You and Laura shouldn't be here."


To that, Janna could only shrug and nod.


"But we are here." She finally said, determinedly. "And, honestly, I intend to get out of this alive. So I will step on as many people as necessary and a few more. If they are too stupid to stay away from my feet, that's their problem, not mine."


Satisfied she noted that Christina did not complain, for once.


-


Atop the mountains a wind had come up. It was not a northern breeze, cold and uncomfortable, but a southern one, carrying warmer, more pleasant air. A late autumn this was and a queer one too. In the distance to the south, the titanic young woman could be seen, not quite as tall as their mountains but large enough, so that the mountain range would be little more than hills to her.


Lord Mannelig had heard the stories, one more gruesome and concerning than the next and others outright unbelievable. The two titanesses had erected a village next to the queer, enormous, shiny thing they lived in, but if they were protecting or enslaving the villagers, scouts gave differing accounts of. So far, Lord Mannelig and his subjects had remained undetected and he could only hope, that it would remain this way.


Formerly a knight to King Aele's service, Mannelig had been given a pityful spit of land to posses, "Along with all rights to the mountains north of it."


They were good mountains, rich in game as well as tin and copper, but they belonged to the clans, as it had been for as long as people could remember. When Mannelig and his men went to mine and hunt, the clansmen would fall upon them, time and time again until his party was routed. Raiding they would come, oft as not, and stole what they could. In trade, they were niggardly and suspicious. Still, Lord Mannelig had held on, growing his numbers, keeping a well trained garrison to fend off the raiders and herding ever larger numbers of goats and sheep. Lord Mutton, some of his subjects had come to call him, but unlike King Aele, Mannelig had never been cruel. Quiet, peaceful, productive, that was how he wanted his life and lands to be. By that maxim he had made a very good life for himself.


Then, he had met Bergatroll and claimed her for his wife.


A joke in the eyes of other Lords who would not even invite him to feasts, weddings and other such high-born occaisions, no one proved willing to give a daughter to him, forcing him to live like a eunuch for many years.


Then she had come. Instead of raising a motte, Mannelig had restored a huge, ancient manor with thick stone walls and a great hall that was five and a half meters high. On the day of their wedding, performed without any representative of the twelve gods, she had sat in his hall and her head had still scraped the ceiling. He had not invited any lords or sirs, either, and so only common folk had stood witness when she leaned down to her husband and kissed his face with her thick, dark lips. They despised it, all, as well he knew, for they deemed it abomination. Still, most remained loyal to him and those that fled were not missed by many.


Mannelig had been smitten, when first he lay eyes upon her. She was neither beautiful nor ugly by any standards, but she was strong and had a gentle face. More than that, she had brought his people protection and power over the mountain clans. She had roamed the hills before coming to him, killing clansmen and taking their belongings. When she came down from the mountains, chased off a goat-herder and two levy spearmen before feasting on the goats, Mannelig and his men had ambushed and cornered her.


"I will squash each and every one of you!" She had warned them, backing against a wall of cold, solid stone.


"No!" Mannelig had replied.


He had brought close to a hundred spears that day, but it was out of the question that dozens if not most of them would have perished, had it come to blows.


"Marry me!" He offered instead, sounding like a drunken fool.


'Drunk I was,' he thought, 'with love.'


"Lord Mannelig, Lord Mannelig, why won't you marry me, for the plunder that I lay before you?" That was how the song went, the song that his small folk were singing.


They could not believe, that anyone could love such a humongous thing and so they made it sound as though he had married her for the pile of plunder she was carrying. Bronze axes, helmets, painted leather shields, furs and crude emblazonments she had taken from the mountain clans, useful to have but not of import to Lord Mannelig in this matter.


She had followed, so not to be killed, he suspected, but had stayed for a roof above her head, warm meals and ale of which she could consume barrels at a time.


She was demanding, true enough, but not a monster. They slept together in the hall, the only room that could accommodate her size, and she was careful enough not to crush her husband in her sleep. Making love was...challenging, sometimes, but always rewarding. And when they were done, Mannelig would crawl up onto her huge breasts and sleep like a suckling babe.


From time to time, his wife would go up into the mountains, alone, and return with more plunder. Then, the people of the mountains would pay tribute again, and bring even more in hopes of keeping her away. By now they were paying so much that Lord Mannelig did not need to run any mining operations of his own. In his stores, copper and bronze were stacked in abundance, his herds larger than ever. In the hall, he had stacked so many furs, that even his wife could sleep comfortably. Just as the dumbest peasants tended to harvest the largest turnips, the barbarians found salt, in their effort to dig for copper and tin. Several huge sacks of the precious stuff were already stored at the foot of the mountain, more than they needed for the winter.


But trade was dead, it seemed. The small, wormy game trail that led to Mannelig's manor had not seen a wagon in some time now and they were running low on ale. The local water was drinkable after a good boil and there was fresh water to be had in the mountains, but without ale, he feared his wife would grow unhappy. She loved to drink.


'We may have to send out for traders.' He thought. 'Let the people know what riches I have collected.'


That would draw more refugees, no doubt, but at this rate Mannelig could feed ten times as many subjects as he had now. He kindly had taken in anyone in need, given them food and shelter and organized work and housing for them. The people dwelled scattered around his large home and into the mountains in natural caves, huts of stacked stone or wood and the poorest of them in hide tents. Mannelig had let people sleep in his halls too, but that was before he and his wife slept there. The south end of the hall, restored in wood, where before there had already been a massive doorway, was able to swing open entirely now, hanging on huge bronze hinges. Lord Mannelig had done everything he could to accommodate his wife, and in return she had made him into the happiest man under the sky.


The Lord loosened the coat over his boiled leather shirt. He had started to sweat, marching down the mountain on narrow trampled paths. There were no foot hills here, only large mountains of hard, naked rock and even larger mountains north of that.


"Milord." An old goats-herd greeted him mumbling on the way down.


There was no bow, not even a nod, Mannelig recognized dismayed. Instead the man stared gloomily at him for a moment before he spat on the ground. Lord Mannelig was used to that though.


'My people love me not.' He reflected once again. 'Though I have been good to them and kind.'


But as long as he had his wife, the opinions of goat-herders concerning marriage and abominations did not trouble him. More cold eyes greeted him and his party on the way down, as the huts and stables came more often the lower they went and he thought to hear the word abomination in between the milords and muttered curses. At the foot of the mountain, where rocks and pebbles met the edge of the forest, his manor stood.


"Milord." Ulf, captain of the garrison, greeted him as monotonously as ever.


"Has there been a trader during my absence?" Mannelig asked him.


"Uh, no, milord." Ulf replied, lowering his gaze. "But the bea...uh, I mean, your lady wife, has brought a dozen more goats."


"Has she?" Mannelig was surprised. "When did she go?"


"Uh, shortly after you departed, milord." Ulf replied, still talking to his boots.


"What's wrong?!" Mannelig demanded. "Is your lord so uncomely that you cannot look upon his face?"


"Milord..." Ulf began uncomfortably. "Two scouts I sent after her. They..."


"Ha, that was foolish. Her legs are long and she can traverse these mountains much faster than any man." Mannelig interrupted him with a smile.


"Yes, milord." Ulf went on. "Only...we found them. Dead. One was crushed flat, the other torn to pieces."


"Ah, the mountains are treacherous." The Lord grimaced. "Falling stones and animals...their deaths are unfortunate. Give their families the usual compensation."


"But, milord..." Ulf started, raising his head, showing a hint of desperation in his eyes.


"I'll hear no more of this." Mannelig cut him off again.


"Yes, milord." Ulf bowed and took his leave.


'So, that again.' Mannelig sighed, thinking.


The small folk were so hidebound and suspicious of his wife that they would blame anything on her. Occasionally people from the outskirts of the settlement would turn up dead, but that had always been the case. Ever since his marriage, no one had been killed by clansmen though, but the commoners did not seem to see that that was good. The raping, the plundering and the carrying off women had all stopped as well.


Yes, his wife was demanding, but not a monster. The people had reacted badly to the deaths of a few serving girls however. His wife liked them young and pretty but their small frames did not serve them well when they got themselves in between Bergatroll and where ever it was she was moving. One girl had died whilst sweeping the floor, with his drunken wife sitting down clumsily on top of her. She had been so ashamed that she pretended not to notice and drank and feasted merrily away. When they finally recovered the girl after his wife had crawled upon her furs to sleep she had been as flat as a flounder.


Another had died under his wife's huge teat, smothered to death keeping her company while Lord Mannelig was away.


'That one's on me.' He thought ruefully. 'I should not have kept away so long.'


The last one had been killed trying to wake his wife from her sleep. Half asleep, sore and sick from too much ale, Bergatroll had flung the girl through the hall, smashing her on the wall at the opposite side.


'That one was quick, at least.' Lord Mannelig allowed.


He knew from experience what it meant to be pinned beneath his wife, how heavy she was, how strong, how utterly powerless one felt beneath her.


His cock stiffening in his britches, he entered the hall through a small door in the huge gate. The air inside was warm and sticky and it smelled of ale, smoke and roasting meat.


"Husband!" His wife's thunderous voice greeted him mockingly.


She had drunk again, he could tell from her voice. Naked and enormous, she sat at the other end of hall, a barrel of ale in one hand and the carcass of a roasted goat in the other. A fire burned in the middle of the hall where three more were being turned on spits. It made his wife's long, black hair and copper skin shine so beautifully. She put half the carcass into her mouth and chewed noisily, crunching the animal's bones in between her crooked teeth.


'She does have crooked teeth.' He thought. 'But that does not make her hard to look upon.'


She had developed a bit of a belly too, since their marriage. Mutton and goat were greasy and she drank lots and lots of ale as well. But most of it had gone to her breasts it seemed, which pleased him.


'And maybe, there is my child in her belly.' He allowed himself to dream. 'A son, might be. He would grow taller than any man, maybe as tall as her!'


A son, grown to more than ten meters, would make a fine heir.


"I missed you while I was atop the mountains." He said coming over.


In the hall, at least, the serving girls curtsied and bowed, even if their Milords sounded a little fearful. His wife's kiss was greasy and tasted of goat and ale and Mannelig had to wipe his face clean with his cloak afterwards.


She belched before she spoke: "I was displeased not to find you here when I returned. My feet were sore and in need of rubbing."


He smiled at that: "I hear you brought more goats."


"I had a craving." She admitted. "But neither you nor the small folk had any mountain goats that I liked."


"That is sweet of you, not to weigh down our stocks." He replied. "But next time, have Ulf or me fetch you some. Two boys died while they were climbing after you."


"Why would they climb after me?" She cocked her head, challenging. "Does my husband not trust me any more? Does he feel the need to spy after me?!"


Her tone was growing progressively angry.


"No." Mannelig raised his hands to calm her. "It wasn't me, sending the boys. That was Ulf."


"Then he should pay the families the compensation. Not you!" She snapped at him.


"That's fine." He waved her off. "I have..."


"It's not fine!" She roared. "To compensate is to admit!"


The serving girls stopped their work all at once, anxiously glancing over.


"I just feel bad for their families, is all." Mannelig wriggled uncomfortably where he stood.


"You are such a measly worm!" His wife spat at him. "No wonder your people laugh at you behind your back!"


The lord gave the serving girls a look and they continued working, pretending to haven't heard.


"That's settled then." He smiled after she had remained silent for a time, sipping ale, angrily staring at the wall next to her.


The roast was fresh and good and he even allowed himself a cup of ale to wash it down with. He ate seven ribs and an onion ere he was full and motioned for his wife to eat the rest of the animal. The two others that had remained when he entered had went down her gullet already. After that she dismissed the serving girls.


"Come here, my good-for-nothing husband." The giantess said in a raspy voice.


She had turned sideways, exposing her roundly curved hips and large breasts to him. He loved it when she did that. On the way over to her, he was already struggling out of his clothes and arrived before his wife, naked and hard. Even though his head already started to grey, he had a lean body, tough from activity and avoiding overeating.


"Ohh, my little husband is excited." She mused and touched his cock with a huge finger.


It was all he could do not to spill his seed then and there. He loved her so much. When he tried to shove her on to her back so that he could start in between her legs, she told him: "No."


Instead she picked him up and laid him down on the furs so that she could reach him with her mouth. It was not often that she did that, but it was the best thing she could do to him. He moaned as her lips closed around his cock and she began to suck gently. Then she caressed the underside of his manhood with her tongue, driving him almost mad with pleasure.


Suddenly though, she stopped and raised above him.


"Ah, what are you doing?" Mannelig asked her smiling face when she mounted him. "I don't think that's such a good...urgh!"


Her weight drove the air out of his lungs.


"Please...get off me." He begged while she moved back and forth, grinding her slick, warm womanhood on his cock.


Her lips were pushing into his belly painfully when she came forward and his hips and legs felt like they were about to break.


"Awww." She pitied him. "Is my tiny husband too small for his lady wife?"


She got off for a heartbeat before sliding forward and settling on his chest.


'She's going to kill me.' Lord Mannelig thought as he found himself unable to breathe.


He was harder than he had ever been, then. Some part of him loved it, loved her, more than anything. It wasn't for the first time since their marriage either.


"You are not even supporting a fifth of my weight, lord husband." She told him from above. "I could crush you with my cunt if I wanted to. Would you like that?"


'Can't say I wouldn't.' He thought while his wife let him feel more of her mass, slowly crushing him to death.


He wondered if that was how the servant girl had felt when Bergatroll had sat down upon her. She must have squirmed, fought, clawing with teeth and nail at his wife's unyielding flesh. She had not been killed instantly, that much had been plain by her fingernails that she had ripped off on the stone floor.


"Listen." Bergatroll commanded and her playful tone was gone. "Ulf will pay the compensation. Not you. Understood?"


He nodded his head vigorously and tried to croak but couldn't.


"The same will be true for any oaf who sends scouts after me again." She continued and he nodded again, his head starting to spin.


She smiled warmly and gave him more of her weight to ponder upon: "You don't need to know what I do to the people of the mountain. Just know that I had a lot of fun with those boys. And I'm going to have even more fun with the next they send after me."


While she spoke, he could feel the life being crushed out of his body before all was black.


'She's done it.' He thought, hollowly. 'Or has she. If I'm dead, I have died a happy man.'


It was not the end though. When he came to his senses she had rolled beside him and spread her legs, allowing him to finally get to work, heaving, shaky on his feet. After he was able to regain his erection he spent himself in her too, but she did seem disinterested and already half asleep. Still, after some dozy minutes he managed to stir her again and made her gasp and moan with excitement until she was finished.


"I had gone the wrong way and had to turn back." She whispered to him, after, whilst she cradled him in her arms. "My blood was up and I chanced upon them following me, so I crushed the first under my foot while listening to the other's pleas before I ripped out his arms and legs."


Somehow, that made him hard again, and he wanted to love her once more but she only laughed, stuck his head in between her breasts and crushed it until he was dizzy all over again. Then she laughed even more when she discovered that he had spent his seed in the process.


"Give my soles a lick." She chuckled, tossing him away. "You good-for-nothing husband."


'It was stupid of Ulf to send those scouts.' Mannelig reflected, licking. 'She's demanding, yes, but not a monster.'


-


Janna was crushing people again, that much Dari knew. She could not see the titanic sadist from her window, but she could read the reactions of the villagers outside. Parents were eager to keep their loved ones in the shadows. Janna and Laura seldom steppen on any houses, but were happy to go an extra step to murder anyone they spied running around in the open, especially if they were alone.


She could also see Janna's massive shadow shift over the village whenever she moved, which she could do at terrifying speed. The gargantuan tormentor had brought wood and smashed it to kindling, along with some man called 'mumbling Tom' as two women, passing in front of the window had been discussing. Dari knew the man. An unexpectedly fearless wood cutter who had come in with the refugees that Dexter had led to Lauraville. Janna's stomping had shook the walls of every hut and hovel and all the wood cutters could find of mumbling Tom afterwards had been splinters of wet, red-painted wood.


For some reason, Janna was not eating anyone though, which seemed to give some of the villagers hope. They were fools, Dari concluded. As soon as she was hungry again, Janna would send people down her gullet as she always did, especially since the village had run short on food.


Nagash, the forewoman, had gone in to the woods as well, presumably to find more. If only, Dari could escape Birsel's whore house, but her back still ached. They had fitted her for a leathern collar with an iron fixing, attached to a chain that made her feel like a piece of cattle. The lock that fixed it had been almost too easy to pick the last time, but they had caught her, whipped her, and placed her under constant supervision.


Her confiners were two girls, one of red, one of golden hair. The golden haired one was a feeble thing, but the red head was taller than Dari by a head. Not, that that mattered much, but they would scream and cause commotion if she tried to escape and then it would be the whip again.


The girls acted submissive around Birsel, but elsewise exactly like her, within the pecking order they had worked out amongst themselves.


'Fools.' Dari thought again.


They thought themselves higher than the average villager, but did not see that their vain and arrogant lives would be cut short, as soon as Laura or Janna got an itching in between their godly legs that demanded scratching by a tiny human being.


Birsel had survived that, to hear her tell it, which was apparently why she was where she was now. Any others had not been so lucky.


The two girls stared at Dari, hateful and unrelenting. None of the villagers had forgotten Dari, the knife-wielding cut-throat. What had saved her of any new lynching attempts was the fact that they thought her in league with Nagash. Now, unarmed and Nagash gone for the moment, she started worrying again.


The worst thing was, that nothing was happening. The surreal training of how to please the 'goddesses' was only happening ever so often and in between licking cunts and listening to Birsel's lectures, where the 'whores' could distract themselves with daily chores, Dari could only stare out of the window and listen to whatever few words the passers-by were dropping.


Xardas, for all his weird magic and sorrowful smiles was not half as smart as he made himself out to be.


'Safe the world.' she thought, scoffing in her mind.


Kill the Empress of Gareth or any of the puppeteers that were controlling her, kill the Horas or the Sultan of Khom, kill the Bornyaren of the Bornlands, any of such would have been a task that she was suited to. But rescuing a druid from the clutches of two sadistic giantesses that dwelled in a demonic sanctum of steel was impossible!


But where was she to go? The amulet hung heavy around her neck. Xardas had come, the last time she called to him, but it was as though he had know the hopelessnes of rescuing the druid then and there beforehand. And if she failed? If she was not equal to the task that Xardas put before her? Then the world would end, or so the wizard had said.


Her train of thought was suddenly interrupted, when a strange face appeared in front of the window. White eyes gleamed brightly in a sea of black, intense, with pupils dark as night. They glimpsed curiously into the room, studying intently. Short cut hair of similar blackness hugged the head frizzly like some fur helmet. The mouth of dark, brown lips formed an 'O' when the eyes fell on Dari's chain.


Dari knew faces like these. They belonged to the people's most south of the continent. Wild, jungle-dwelling savages they were, hunted for by slavers of the city-states just north of the jungles. Occasionally, one of them would be set free, or flee, and make his way north were slavery was forbidden outside of villeinage. Gareth's taverns always held a few of these dark-skinned men and women and their stories had always been the ones Dari liked best.


But Dari was sure that none of them had ever wandered as far as Andergast where bigots might kill them just for the colour of their skin, thinking them ill, dirty or casting dark magic.


The girl's clothes were strange. It looked like an ornamented suit of some sort, but there was a system behind the ornaments, as though they served a higher purpose. Grey and orange it was, but Dari could not think of any faith or order she knew, that combined those colours. The material seemed strange too, somehow more rich and smooth than silk, but thick and durable, and otherworldly more than anything else.


'Is she a wizard?' Dari pondered. 'Has Xardas send her to help me out or spur me on?'


"It's one of the goddess' friends." One girl whispered to the other. "Too bad it's the shit-skin. The other is a beautiful girl and the last a handsome hero. This one looks like she needs a good scrubbing."


"Surely, the goddess wants to teach us something by sending them to us?" The other girl replied, a sense of uncertainty in her voice.


"How may we serve you?" She stood up and curtsied but the first whore grabbed her by the hand.


"They do not speak our tongue." She whispered and the spoken to gasped.


The black girl kept looking at Dari for some reason, visibly thinking, and seemingly disapproving of something. She frowned, cocked her head, looked around outside, then turned back, frustrated. She motioned to her own neck before pointing at Dari and making a quizzical face.


"She wants to know why I am chained." Dari understood.


"You are chained because you are a dangerous animal that doesn't know it's place." The red-haired girl hissed at her.


'You are welcome I saved your village from the ogres.' Dari thought. 'For all the good that did me.'


"Tell her that." She replied instead but earned only and angry grunt in reply.


Amused, Dari shrugged at the black girl, giving an apologetic look. The reaction of her jailers had told her that the girl had some power or station at least which got her an idea. She made a pleading gesture with her hands, tried to look innocent and gave the chain attached to her collar a tow. The iron rattled dimly as it fell back upon the wooden floor.


The black girl studied Dari for a moment, then wandered off with large determined strides. It hadn't worked, the girl had not set her free.


And the whores were unamused too.


"I do not know what you did." The red-head spat. "But you'll get whipped for this, be sure."


She produced the long, thin willow rod that Birsel punished her subjects with when she deemed them 'insolent', the same whip that had already given Dari a back of red stripes to show for. Knowing that resistance was futile, Dari freed her back of shirt and vest and bent over on the bed, so that the whore might give her another beating. The first one had hurt, but not to the extend that it could break her. That one had been administered by Birsel herself and Dari doubted that the red-head was able to lash much harder than that.


Before the first blow fell though, Birsel's whorehouse was cast in shadow.


"Who is chained here?" Janna's thunderous voice boomed from above.


Feet rushed over the floorboards in the hall shortly before the front door was opened.


"Goddess!" Dari heard Birsel proclaim loudly outside. "We are your humble servants! Are you...in need? I have trained many beautiful girls to service you! Would you like to take a look?"


"Keep the fuck-toys indoors." The giantess replied angrily. "I asked a simple question. Give me an answer before I squeeze it out of you."


'Yes!' Dari thought. 'Nothing would be sweeter than Janna smashing the arrogant harridan into a pulp.'


Then she understood that Janna was asking for her, and she thought: 'No!'


"The girl!" Brisel replied, not without a disapproving undertone. "We chained the girl that killed a giant, or so we are told. By orders of the forewoman, we did that. Goddess, if I could interest you in any of my other girls that are much better trained..."


Birsel despised Dari for some reason and had taken immense pleasure at whipping her. Dari hoped the whore monger was foolish enough to deny her to Janna, so that Janna might use Birsel instead, for what ever she had in mind.


"Why is she in chains, though?" Janna asked from above, interrupting Birsel.


"She is dangerous." Birsel replied, "And unobliging."


'Unobliging!' Dari thought. 'That cunt's words are getting fancier every day. And she is lying. I am here, because I have demonstrated that I can kill giants and Nagash does not want anyone who can threaten her about her person.'


She had figured out that much herself, and some girl had let slip that Laura wanted her to survive. That was the reason behind the collar and chain, she concluded. Nagash meant to keep her as a lap dog, a toy she could fuck and torture until Dari would never so much as think about crossing her, she realized all of a sudden.


Between that, Janna and staying in the whorehouse, the latter seemed almost like paradise.


"The fighter?" The titaness sounded perplexed. "What did she do so that you might keep her in chains? My friend wishes to know."


'You are an idiot.' Dari cursed at herself. 'You have written your death warrant, and signed it too.'


"She...umm...ehh..." Birsel stammered, not able to think of a lie quick enough. "The forewoman said to..."


"Bring her out." Janna cut her off, crisply.


Like a flash of sudden lightning, Dari was scared. Too well, she remembered being stuck in the giant bottle before thrashing around in Janna's mouth, waiting to be swallowed alive. This was not good.


"No!" She screamed when they came for her.


She could not even remember how to kill, she was so afraid, and instead of punching and kicking the whores' throats in or strangling them with her chain, she wriggled, squirmed and thrashed like a little girl.


"I can see what you mean." Janna said, amused, and Dari stopped thrashing.


She hadn't even noticed that they had already arrived outside.


The titaness' voice sounded even more terrifying directly beneath her. She was standing on the road in front of Birsel's house and everyone around kept well away from her feet. Dari could never escape of how massive Janna was.


Her legs alone were fifty meters long and were clad in blue, sturdy britches, covered with dirt. Her boot-clad feet were easily fifteen meters long, five meters wide, anything beneath them crushed and compacted. Her breasts were humongous, even for her scale, and looked as though the two of them were enough to flatten a bergfried. They were contained by an ornamented piece of garment, dirty as well, with string that otherwise could have carried a bridge of proportions such as the world had never seen.


Her huge, smiling face was ogling down at her and Dari turned away in terror.


Then, she saw the black girl, standing closer to the house, looking at her. They all looked, waiting to see what Janna would do with her.


'A stomp, please!' A voice said in her mind. 'Just a quick stomp. Turn me in to a stain beneath your shoe, make it quick!'


But Janna would most likely not make it quick. Not with her.


Dari's thoughts were racing and she had to fight hard in order to keep them from revolving around all the gruesome things Janna could do to her. Pleading with Janna, she knew, had a tendency to make things worse, so that was out of the question. Should she act mad? Maybe that would make the giantess dispose of her in a quick way. Should she confess to any lie that Birsel might have come up with by now, or defend her innocence, asking to be freed? After all, Laura had commanded for Dari to live.


"Tell me true, little one." Janna adressed her, smiling ominously. "Why did they chain you?"


There was not enough time to think.


"I killed giants!" Dari blurted out, hysterically. "Nagash is afraid I might kill her too!"


"Did she make any attempt on the life of the forewoman?" Janna asked then.


"No, goddess, none that we know of. She's been the forewoman a leal servant, as far as I can tell..." The voice of Hammer replied from the other side of Janna's mighty footwear.


The question had had been directed Birsel but in a twist of marvellous justice, Hammer, the smith, had decided to answered instead. The craftsmen's strength was more in his arms and back than in his head and he probably didn't even know what he had done. Dari wanted to kiss him. She saw him step around the gargantuan leather boot, on his shoulder the hand of a young, handsome man that wore the same strange suit as the black girl.


The two alien humans and the humongous titaness started to converse in the queer, alien tongue of theirs. It was weird to hear a normal person speak it but Dari did not fail to note that they very much spoke as equals. They were talking about her too, which she knew from the looks and nods they gave her. To her astonishment she thought to hear praise in Janna's voice and the man even pursed his lips and gave a commendatory nod.


It was enough to make Dari's head spin.


When the black girl came over to pull her on to her feet, she felt like retching.


"Please don't let her kill me." She whispered feebly to her, weak-kneed, tears in her eyes.


The girl didn't understand and gave an irritated look for a moment before compassion filled those bright, white shining eyes and she hugged Dari and started to rub her back. When they pulled out, the black girl looked into her eyes and smiled.


"Christina." She said, pointing at her self.


"Dari!" Dari replied, crying, unwilling to let go of the girl. "My name is Dari!"


Somehow, when Janna took her, she had not been afraid any more. The giantess carried her almost gingerly in her hand, her two alien friends in the other, and put them all down in the open field of trampled earth outside the village.


"You are the new forewoman." Janna addressed her out of the blue.


Even if she felt sure that Janna wasn't going to crush or eat her, this was far more than she had expected.


"But...but..." She stammered. "Nagash..."


"Well, if she returns, she is forewoman again, and you are second in command." Janna interrupted, annoyed. "No more shackling you, you have a problem with anyone, you come to me. You want anyone gone from the face of the earth, you come to me."


'Birsel.' Dari thought. 'And the two whores that guarded me.'


Janna could have the fuckfest of her live with those three, reducing them smears on her crotch as she had seen Janna and Laura do with the unfortunate brunette. But the thought did not cross her lips.


Then Janna started to explain her real intentions.


Protect 'Christina' and 'Steve' while they were going about their business in Lauraville. Oddly reminding her of Lionel Logue, whom Janna had half-eaten and spattered all over the ruins of Ludwig's keep, they meant to study the local population, flora and fauna. They also meant to learn the local tongue, in which Dari was to be of as much help as she could. She vowed as much, but hoped that the two would learn fast. Else, there was no doubt in her mind, Janna would not be pleased.


Also, there was to be no violence. That point was a strange one, for Janna went to great lengths to stretch it out. They could hang thieves or murderers at need as long as Steve and Christina were about, but else-wise should keep them for Janna and Laura to use whenever the two strangers were not present to witness it.


She should keep the names of those she needed killed for being lazy or other reasons, but was to keep that fact away from Steve and Christina at any cost. Dari understood she would need to brief the entire village on these demands, and everyone had to play their part.


It was a fractal tower that Janna was erecting there, Dari judged, and if it came crumbling down it would be right upon her head. Some part of her hoped that Nagash had returned by then, though she was not sure what the giantess would make of Dari's new station. If it would serve to help her in her quest remained to be seen. For now she was glad to be out of Birsel's clutches and back on her feet again.


Afterwards, amazingly, Janna helped where she could, which put her mostly at the construction site of the gargantuan structure they were building for Nagash. If the forewoman didn't return, Dari inteded to use the house as a hall where the villagers could hold meetings with the comforts of warm fires and a roof above their heads. Surely, they would like that.


The beams for this building had to be made out of the stems of the largest and strongest oaks. Finding these proved to be as easy as child's play with Janna's help. She allowed the chief woodcutter to sit on her palm, walking through the forest, whilst he would point out trees to her that she then tore out of the ground. She even ripped off the biggest branches for them, so that the woodcutters could hack the stems in shape right next to the construction site.


Dari was worried she would have to choose a new man in charge for the wood cutters later on, but for now Janna seemed to have killed enough people.


Steve and Christina in tow, Dari attempted at solving the food problem. Both smokeries would provide a new batch of meat before sundown and the hunters and gatherers would hopefully bring in plenty of food in the evening. Tomorrow, though, she would have to send most of those who worked processing food into the woods.


The yield would not be plentiful too. Hunters and trappers had already complained to Dexter that they had to move further and further to find game. Some had even taken to hunting frogs. It would not be long until they would offer snails, worms, bugs or even bark as food. The gatherers found less and less wild fruit and berries and the amount of saw dust in the jam they produced was already almost too much to bear.


When the food went short, people would move away, Dari had no doubt. Then they would eat what few domestic animals remained to them, while Laura and Janna stuffed their bellies with starving villagers, driving more people away.


If only Dexter was there, to lead another raiding party.


While walking through the village, she continuously pointed at things to make Steve and Christina learn their names. Each time, she waited patiently until both of them had gotten it right and when she pointed at an object whose name she had already taught them, gave them sufficient time to come up with an answer.


"I. walk." She taught them, gesturing at herself, walking.


"You. walk." She added then, pointing first at Steve and then at the ground next to her.


"Oh, haha, Steve walk!" The boy imped and the black girl rolled her eyes.


Steve never missed an opportunity to jape and fool around. Such seemed to be his nature, but he overdid it in a fashion that betrayed that he wanted to woo Dari. At one point he had even presumed to gently touch her arm and Dari had to resist the urge to punch him.


"I am walking." Christina said then, ambling over, gracefully.


Dari gave her an appreciative nod before the back of Steve's hand brushed against her buttocks. She bit her tongue, hard, so to keep herself from breaking one of his legs. Instead, she forced a smile and moved on.


'I'd fuck you.' She thought. 'If it would take me up there, to Vengyr. I'd even suck your cock.'


But to understand that, the boy would have to learn much more of her tongue and she would not suck anything before that. The black girl was much more promising even though Steve had received a head-start from Hammer. The smith and the alien boy had somehow taken a brotherly liking to each other, and Steve soon had a nice little knife to show for it.


'And if I don't get what I want after I fuck you, I will use it to cut your tiny little cock off.'


-


Nagash loved the wind in her hair when she ran. It had the feel of freedom to it, as did the fact that she was well away and out of Janna's menacing shadow. Part of her did not want to go back, but she knew that she would. An entire village under her was too good an opportunity to pass up.


'But.' She decided. 'I will do this more often.'


She loved hunting. After running so long that her legs ached beyond bearing she stopped a while to catch her breath. Slowly, the forest came alive again around her. Birds were singing, leaves rustling, the echoes of her thundering foot falls gone.


The beauty of the day did not escape her, even though she payed it little heed.


A breeze of wind danced around her, lifting a few fallen leaves. It carried a sent, faint, but still recognizable. A broken twig danced on a scrub of brush. Nagash tore it off, sniffed at it and crushed it between her fingers.


"Human." She muttered under her breath and smiled.


It was a sweet scent, young and feminine. She drew it in, consumed it, followed it. With slow careful steps she stalked through the trees. forests did not befit a large being such as she was. Too many branches in the way, hanging too low, too many twigs and leaves on the ground, crushing underneath her foot.


Another gust of wind, the scent again, stronger. She moved on, causing as little commotion as she could. As perriless as it was, it was entertaining. She could not wait to see the face of her victim when she would come upon her.


Then, suddenly, it was gone.


"Forewoman!" A voice called out behind her.


The giantess spun around. A girl in a ragged dress stood ten meters behind her, right where Nagash had walked. The girl looked a little puzzled, but also strangely relieved.


"Thank the gods it is you, forewoman.", She said coming closer, "I was scared when I heard something big moving through the woods."


Nagash was as flabbergasted as she was disappointed. Her prey had heard her and hid. But instead of letting her sniff her out of her hiding spot, the girl had decided that she was not a threat and come out. She was of early adulthood, remainders of childish features still visible in her face. Not reasonably tall or tiny for her age, sex and race, with dirty brown hair and lively, little brown eyes.


"Are you hunting?" The girl asked away. "I'm catching frogs myself."


She pointed to a muddy trickling of water nearby.


"I caught three, so far. It's not very good today, I'm sorry, forewoman." She held up the line she had bound them to, looking disappointed.


The frogs were fat though, and thrashing and kicking as she held them up.


"I hope the goddess likes frog." She went on. "If not, we can spice them with some herbs and make them taste just like chicken! My mother knows how. Oh!"


By then, Nagash had walked over to her and yanked the line out of her tiny hand. She lifted it to her face and regarded the frogs for a moment, before she bit them off by the leg they were bound, sealing them inside her mouth. Their taste was bitter and slimey but Nagash was not one to waste any food. Swallowing them whole was easy, for they were barely the size of Nagash's fingernail.


"Forewoman!" The girl stammered. "If...if...you are d...displeased with me I...I can catch more. And...uh...I have set...traps!"


Nagash wanted her. Her loins wanted her. She felt the hot wetness in between her legs, itching to be pleased. The girl did not seem to understand what was going on but knew that she was in trouble. Nagash imagined she were Daisy, cowering before her.


"Please, forewoman." The girl begged. "I'll catch more I...I promise."


She backed away while Nagash ambled after her, keeping threateningly close.


"Lose that." She said bending down and ripping the girl's rags of with a tear. "You don't need that any more."


Naked and shivering the girl stood, tears in her eyes. She understood now.


"Please..." She whispered, her voice broken. "I'll do anything..."


"Keep begging." Nagash replied in a husky voice.


The girl did not oblige her, but started sobbing instead. That was just as good. Nagash did not want her to be willing.


She crouched down and layed the girl on her back. The ground was soft and covered in moss, ferns and fallen leaves. Nagash crawled onto her, lifting her loincloth. Almost gently, she bestrode the girl, dragging her swollen, slick nether lips over her young, naked body.


The girl whimpered and turned her head in disgust.


"Are you a maiden?" Nagash asked her, rubbing herself on the little girl.


She nodded feebly, not turning her head. Nagash smiled. A scrub of brown hair grew in between the girl's legs. Nagash slipped a hand beneath it and probed around with a finger. She could feel the girl's tiny lips and started rubbing.


"Please..." She sobbed again.


Nagash's fingers were too big to enter her, so she stuck her pickie up her own cunt and tried again with the additional lubrication. Slowly, very slowly, she managed to enter the girl, moving her finger back and forth again, rhythmically, every time reaching deeper. She was still too big though, and soon she felt something snap. That was the maidenhead, she imagined, along with some other things, that were not supposed to tear during lovemaking. The girl winced in pain.


Nagash smiled mildly and drew her finger out, bestriding her again.


She was not gentle this time. The teasing had left her only more wanton and there was no sense in holding back any longer.


"Please, forewoman, you are too big!", The girl managed to squeak before Nagash's hips rolled over her torso, crushing the air from her lungs.


Rips snapped as she ground harder, harder and harder. The girl was too weak for Nagash's lust. She was thrashing, or trying to, but her feeble squirms only served the giantess' pleasure. Then she stared up at Nagash's face, pleading, her mouth a grimace of helplessness and pain.


Nagash looked her square in the eye as she fucked the tiny girl to death. Upon the peak of her lust, she reared up on her knees before burying the girl's face under her cunt, again and again. Violently she slammed herself onto her tiny doll's head and torso, moaning and screaming.


When at last the tiny skull was smashed to pulp beneath her, she was finished. The idea, that the last thing the girl had seen was her slick, moist womanhood crushing her face gave Nagash a last, pleasurable shudder.


She cleaned herself of the blood with some water from the meagre stream nearby before she headed for Lauraville. She remembered the direction from where she had come and soon enough she would find the trail of smashed branches and ferns she had trampled, running.


It was awfully quiet all of a sudden which gave her a sense of unease. No doubt, her moans and cries, the thuds on the ground and squelching of the girl's skull had driven the birds off. But now she could not even hear those in the distance any more.


The wind was gone too. No leaves rustled, no branches moved, she could hear no bugs walking beneath the fallen foliage. She stopped, listened. Nothing. Only her own heart thumping in her chest in the afterglow of lust. But then, there, a bug on the ground, hurrying away as quickly as it's miniscule legs could carry it.


It was odd, Nagash could feel it, a certain tension in the air, in the trees, in the ground.


Something big was approaching her head from behind with terrifying speed. She ducked, fast, but not quite fast enough and she could feel it, bouncing off her skull, drawing blood.


She spun around. At first she thought a tree was attacking her, a tiny one, eight or nine meters tall, crooked, with thin branches, it's stem covered with moss. The cudgel appeared to be a stone at the end of one of it's branches and it came at her again with a grunt.


She stretched her hand out as fast as she could, clutching the thing in the middle. Then she saw eyes in the moss. Then a nose and finally a face.


'A giant!' She realized, astonished. 'A male giant!'


Male giants were smaller than their female counterparts and this one in particular. At two thirds her size, he had no chance of wrenching his wrist out of her grasp. He was old too, stone old, and dirty. That's why she had mistaken him for a tree before, he looked like he had not washed in a dozen years and turned into a piece of forest himself.


He gave another grunt as he tried to pull free of her.


Nagash grabbed him by the throat under his moist, moss-covered beard and slammed him against a nearby tree. That weakened him enough to let go of his club.


The thought of mating with him crossed Nagash's mind but he was too old, too ugly and unclean. She had never mated with a giant, ever, but decided that if this was the only one available to her, she would content herself with smashing helpless little humans under her cunt to quench her yearning.


He stopped struggling. Nagash had crushed his throat for too long. When she released him, he sunk to the ground, grunting again, before drawing a gasping breath that sounded finally like leaves in the wind.


Under his thick, bushy eyebrows he eyed her with contempt.


'Go on.' His eyes seemed to say. 'Do your worst.'


She could smash him, Nagash had no doubt, break his neck or squeeze the life from his throat with her savage strength. She could trample on his old skull until it was pulp or even sit on his chest and let time and weight do the job for her.


'But why did you attack me?' The question lingered in her mind.


She said it aloud but received no reply in return. She grabbed his throat again, pulling him up, lifting him off his feet against the tree.


"Why did you attack me?!" She screamed at him.


He was not able to reply, but Nagash did not know if she wanted him to any more. His eyes wandered over to the ruined corpse of the girl.


'For her.' His eyes said, widening. 'For revenge!'


A sharp pain shot through Nagash's leg and she dropped him.


A bear had appeared out of nowhere and buried it's teeth into her calf. She screamed and smashed it aside with her fist. The beast's jaws took a chunk of her flesh with them. Warm blood was running down her leg when she noticed a human standing a few meters away.


Where the giant had been tiny, the man and his beast were massive for their kind. He was thick built, two meters tall and bearded and the bear might have been twice that size if it stood on it's hind legs.


The animal came at her again, but this time Nagash was prepared. She gave it a massive swing to it's side that send it flying, tumbling off again. Not allowing herself to rest, she spun around towards the human only to see him pick up a hand of dirt and leaves and fling it at her.


It appeared a senseless, feeble gesture but midway the dirt turned into thorns and the leaves into green, razor sharp blades, cutting her skin at the upper body, throat and arms whilst she was shielding her eyes.


She roared, angrily, blood running from a hundred small cuts, and charged the man with all her might. Before she reached him though, something flew into her face, a bird, that started hacking at her eyeballs.


She screamed again, from pain this time, and stumbled.


She looked up only to see the man with a fist-sized rock in hand.


'If that one goes the same as before, he will smash my skull to pieces.' She realized.


"Away!" He roared at her in a bearish voice and his beast roared with him.


He gestured to throw it, but that was only to threaten her. Nagash picked herself up and ran, ran as fast as she could. Her calf ached and throbbed and branches and leaves slammed into her face. She didn't not mind. The rock came flying after her, growing larger as the leaves had before, but it missed her by the width of an hair, smashing the stem of a spruce next to her to splinters.


'Away! Away!' Was all she could think of.


She did not know for how long she had run, or how often she had forced herself not to look behind her, but when she stumbled again in the woods, scraping a knee, she had returned to the end of her beaten path. The path that would lead her back to the village.


-


"Why the fuck did you do that?!" Janna screamed at Laura.


"Why the fuck did you let her back in there?!" Laura screamed back.


She was furious, frightened, confused.


Blood was on the floor, her juices on the bed. The deed was done.


When she had awoken from her nap all had been fine but she had found the ship empty. She was about to look for Janna and the three tinies outside, when she had spotted movement on the floor.


At first she had thought it might have been Steve or Valerie but after further inspection she knew who it was. The one that got away. The one she had kept imprisoned in her panties during the night. The one she had searched desperately for, lest Janna or the three tinies see her.


A winning smile had krept upon her lips.


"Hello there, little one." She had greeted the tiny thing.


In T-shirt and panties she stood above her, a menacing sex-bomb of destruction and her undivided attention on her victim.


The woman was famished, as thin as a match and croaking for water with a raspy voice. She was much to dirty for Laura to put her into her panties again, but that didn't mean she couldn't have a little fun.


"You want water?" Laura had snickered. "How about I squish you instead?"


The wench didn't even attempt to run away and a little nudge of Laura's finger was enough to get her off her feet. Laura's plaything extended a hand, pleading.


"Sorry." Laura chuckled, half mocking, half apologising. "I ain't gonna save you either."


She felt well rested and looking for action then and the power she had over the tiny girl made her wet. Maybe she would see if she could get a few of Birsel's girls to get off, after turning the female before her into foreplay.


She moved her foot above her, producing more frantic pleas.


"Aww, don't want my big footsie to smush you?" She mocked. "Too bad!"


She had kept the girl under her bare sole only long enough to feel her trying to squirm away. Then she squished her. Tiny, weak bones collapsed under her weight, but the young, tight skin ballooned and popped, squirting out a spray of blood from under Laura's foot. She loved it.


Then she had looked at the table to look for a tissue to wipe away the evidence and her eyes had matched those of Valerie. The young pilot was standing at the entrance of the tiny spaceship watching her, mouth agape.


In that moment, everything had turned to shit.


Valerie had bolted inside the ship and Laura leapt after her.


"Oh, no you don't!" Laura had warned angrily, when she saw that the ship had somehow gotten it's power back.


She pried it open with her hands, resulting in a new loss of power, and snatched Valerie out. Elsewise, the ship had been empty, she remembered, but she did not think to ask why at the time.


"You bitch!" Valerie had screamed at her. "You fucking monser! You killed her! I saw it, I saw everything!"


Laura panicked and the hysterical screaming did only make her head spin faster. Before she knew what she was doing, Valerie was inside her panties, her screams muffled. A gentle push against the tiny pilot's body into Laura's folds and there was silence once again. Laura exhaled deeply.


Valerie wasn't a problem. Anything that could be silenced by her pussy wasn't a problem. And it felt so good.


Gently she rubbed the thrashing girl up and down her nether lips.


'That's it.' She thought. 'Now you're getting back all the abuse you screamed at me.'


A moment later she was on the bed, still rubbing. She let go.


"Stop it, you fuck! You almost smothered me to death!" Came the screams from her crotch and Laura resumed pleasuring herself.


A moan escaped her lips and she grinned. It felt so just.


After another while she let go again and took off her panties, letting Valerie bounce upon the bed.


"Anything you wanna say to me?" Laura gasped with a husky voice, her eyes, she knew, full of arousal.


She had expected more insults but instead found Valerie begging.


"Laura please!" She cried hastily. "I won't tell anything, I won't tell anyone, I swear, you can do what ever you want but don't do that to me again, please!"


"Already?" Laura raised an eyebrow, licking a juice-stained finger. "But I haven't even started treating you the way you deserve."


Valerie stared at Laura's hungry, waiting womanhood: "Please Laura, don't do this to me, I'll be good, I swear and I won't tell anything but please...not any more!"


"Oh, but my pussy wants you." Laura grinned and picked Valerie up, letting her dangle by a leg above it.


When she lowered her hand, the tiny pilot twitched and twisted in terror.


"Or should I eat you?" She asked. "Alive?"


And the screaming girl travelled up above her open maw. Her tongue came out, giving Valerie a few licks but Laura had already decided to get herself off first.


"Please, Laura!" Valerie squealed on her way down. "I'm a human being!"


"And if you want to survive, you will lick my pussy now." Laura was much too worked up to care.


She put Valerie on her fingers, gently pushing her against her clitoris but Valerie only turned and twisted in disgust. She was afraid of vaginas, Laura realized then, but she was prepared for that.


Another gasp escaped her lips as she rubbed Valerie in circles around her clit. The kicking and screaming, her unwillingness made it all even better.


Then it hit Laura: 'I'm a human being!'


This wasn't some local she had chanced upon, not one of those moronic aliens. This was a young, human woman that had enjoyed life and studied and wanted to pursue a career just like her. The day everyone had taken off on their journey, Valerie had probably been there too, probably towering over Laura like the tall girl she was.


Not now though. Now she was just a shrunken pathetic little plaything at Laura's mercy. She loved it, and a moan escaped her lips at the thought. This was the sort of vengeance she had craved.


Then she stopped herself.


"Anything you want me to tell your parents when we get home?" Laura asked, panting. "Should I tell them how I rubbed you all over my pussy before I killed you?"


Valerie's eyes widened but Laura had already resumed abusing her again before the tiny pilot could continue screaming.


She crushed her into her clitoris, dragged her up and down her folds, pushed her inside herself, keeping her there, thrashing, before fishing her back out again.


Laura's breathing became erratic as she rubbed Valerie's face over her love knob, faster and faster. She panted, laughed and moaned. Valerie was in so much terror that she would not stop fighting, squirming and thrashing.


"Oh, you're the best thing I've ever had down there." Laura moaned on her back, eyes closed, neck stretching. If that was true she couldn't tell, not in the moment. In the moment it somehow always felt like the best time so long as it was any good at all.


When she neared her climax, Laura saved Valerie from being crushed in her masturbatory zeal by throwing the girl into her mouth. Still fighting yet, the tiny pilot was sucked clean of Laura's juices, bathed in her saliva and swirled around by her tongue.


"Oh, uh, uh, yes!" Laura sighed as her back arched in orgasmic spasms.


She came right when she swallowed. The feeling of her tiny, thrashing nemesis travelling past her throat was indescribable and it didn't end there. All the way down, Valerie kicked and punched as much as she could, but to no avail. Laura had consumed her, and no amount of fighting would keep her hungry stomach from digesting her alive.


A part of her would join Laura. A part of her Laura would push out of her behind into the latrine. That thought in mind, Laura lay on the bed, digesting Valerie, enjoying the afterglow of her best orgasm yet.


And that had been the state in which Janna found her.


"What did you do?!" Janna had screamed when she saw the tiny ship torn open, the blood on the floor and Laura's nakedness.


"I had to kill her!" Laura defended herself.


"Why the fuck did you do that?!", Janna screamed.


"Why the fuck did you put her back in there?!" Laura replied, screaming as well.


Janna tore her hair in desperation.


"She saw me kill a tiny person!" Laura explained frantically.


Janna pressed her eyes together as if she was in pain and crouched down.


"Fuck." She said, raising her palm to her face covering her eyes and forehead.


"I had to do it." Laura said again, awkwardly reaching for her panties to cover herself.


"You didn't have to do it." Janna said as calmly as she could. "There would have been a million ways that didn't involve you killing her."


Laura could not deny that, so she kept silent, staring at her feet. She realized after a moment that she was only upset because Janna was.


"Is that her?" Janna pointed to the blood smear on the floor.


"No." Laura replied, trying to act ashamed. "That's the one she saw me squish. I'm sorry Janna, I panicked."


"How did you kill her?" Janna asked then, looking up.


"'Ate her." Laura's mouth twitched. "Alive."


Janna's shoulders shrugged the tiniest bit: "Doesn't matter I suppose. Your stomach will have quartered her by now. No way she's still alive."


A burp wanted to escape Laura's belly and she was having some trouble keeping it down.


"Do we have to kill Steve and Christina too?" She asked, once she had won the struggle.


Their eyes met.


"They are still in the village." Janna explained. "I found a good protector for them, I think. They are studying and everything. They are even getting used to me stepping on people. Damnit, Laura, everything was going so well!"


"Sorry." Laura muttered again. "So..."


"So everything turns to shit as soon as they learn you killed the bitch." Janna interrupted her. "How do we explain she's not here? We can't even pretend she fell off the table, thanks to you."


She crouched down with a tissue and started wiping the tavern wench off the floor.


"Wait, we could pretend that was her." Laura pointed at the blood smeared tissue. "That she got off the table and I trampled her by accident."


"Bullshit." Janna made a face, gesturing. "How would she ever get off the table?"


"Okay, that's true." Laura admitted. "Well, not unless she could fly?"


She gave a smile but her attempt to lighten mood was lost on Janna who stared at her, wide eyed.


"That's it!" Janna blurted out after a moment. "You're a genius! We gotta make Steve and Christina hate her!"


"Is that what I said?" Laura was taken aback, scratching her head.


Janna gave her a bemused look before taking the tiny spaceship off the table and walking over to the supply cases, opening one.


"What are you doing?" Laura asked, as Janna rummaged around in there, making room.


"Alright, you're obviously a dumb-ass so I will explain it to you." Janna replied cockily. "Valerie fixed the power in the spaceship much quicker than expected..."


"That part's true!" Laura fell in, happily. "I saw the lights working again when I snatched her."


Janna's smile soured a little at that, but she went on undeterred: "Then somehow she got the ship to be able to fly again and took off, leaving Steve and Chris behind."


She put the ship into the box and sealed it shut.


"What a bitch." Laura remarked. "She deserved what I did to her."


"Uhh, ya." Janna smiled awkwardly. "Did you do anything other than...eating her?"


Laura nodded and made a knowing face: "Oh yeah."


They looked at each other for a moment, before Janna ran over to her.


"Mhh, wait." Laura said in between kisses, Janna's hand already inside her moist underwear, "Should we get some of Birsel's girls?"


"No." Janna replied after brief consideration. "I want you all for myself. Let Steve and Christina have some fun alone. You just tell me exactly what you did to that fucking bitch."

Chapter 13 by squashed123
Author's Notes:

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Chapter 13


"I can't believe she did that!" Steve exclaimed upon hearing what Valerie had done.


His voice did not say that he didn't believe the story, but rather that he had not expected the betrayal. Janna felt it wise to force it in anyway.


"You better do." She said. "I didn't trust her from the start. She doesn't have a bond to us as we all do because of class and stuff. She's just a pilot that wanted to save her own skin."


They were standing beside Lauraville, the sun drawing long shadows from the houses and huts. Evening had crept upon them like a thief whilst Janna had Laura had loved each other. Laura's belly rumbled loud enough for Janna to hear and she didn't not need Laura's frown to understand that she was starving. But this needed to be done first.


Christina still looked sceptical: "How would she have gotten the ship running again so suddenly? If she could have done it, she would have taken us out of here long ago."


"She must have stumbled on something when she was fixing the electricity." Janna offered. "'Don't know what. I have no idea how engines work. Do you?"


With the ball skilfully played back to her, Christina shook her head and raised a hand. That settled it.


"And you guys are sure she's gone?" Steve asked after a pause.


"Totally." Laura replied. "We searched the entire ship. We believe she flew away while I was sleeping."


"Damn." He let out. "Where do we sleep now?"


"I don't want to sleep in the village!" Christina fell in, looking around for the tiny giantess.


Nagash scared her, and rightfully so. Huge, gangly and for ever looking grim, Nagash did not make for a friendly sight. And she did even less so after she had returned from hunting, injured and bloody. Janna let her eyes travel over the deep, darkening forest. Something was in there, that was for sure, something mighty enough to injure the tiny giantess and scare her into fleeing.


"Bear." The giantess had replied darkly when Janna asked her.


The now second in command, Dari, was fixing up her legwound with bandages from Christina's first aid kit.


"You will sleep in the ship of course." Janna aswered her classmate's pleading look. "We will find something for you."


The thought of stuffing them into her socks for the night crossed her mind for a second, but that would be cruel.


"But where do we shower?" Steve asked, grizzling. "And what about our stuff?"


"Welcome to our lives." Janna shrugged. "Bathe in the lake and use what you can from the village."


"But we don't get the advantage of being a hundred meters tall." Christina objected "It's not fair."


"It never is." Laura chuckled "But, look. At least you guys can wear the tiny people's clothes and stuff. We are condemned to wear the same shit, every fucking day of the week."


On that account, Janna would have loved to switch with Christina. The dirt from her jeans and bra had even started to rub off on her freshly washed shirt and she hated it.


"I wouldn't mind a nice tunic or something." Steve allowed "Or maybe some armor."


"Haha, are you a nerd? Should we get you a sword too, so you can play knight?" Laura laughed at him heartily from above.


"I wouldn't mind a sword..." Steve mumbled in reply, making a half turn, kicking a stone with his foot.


Another rumble from Laura's belly made her stop laughing.


"Aww, damn. Poor girl." Steve scoffed at her, more poisonous than Janna might have expected from him. "Too bad Janna ate every crumb of food in the village, huh?"


Janna looked at her feet in shame. It wasn't entirely true. By now, the hunters and gatherers were returning and a fresh batch of cured meat had been produced from the smoke houses. All in all, there was maybe half a ton of food for Laura. Not nearly enough and Janna was growing hungry again as well.


They needed to find food elsewhere, but the sun had started to settle. If they had any chance at all, they needed to go now.


While Laura provided trees and ripped them to pieces for the villagers to light a beacon fire and keep it going during the night, Janna brought Steve and Christina into the ship.


"But I don't want to go to bed yet." Steve complained when Janna put them both next to her pillow with blankets from the village. "It's barely, like, half past six and there's not even video games."


Janna was thinking about where they had not gone yet, where there might be villages they could reach before darkness.


"That's the situation now. Get used to it." She told him briskly, absent-mindedly wrapping the two in blankets and tugging them in like miniature children.


"Ouch, you're hurting me!" Christina complained and Janna snapped out of her thoughts.


"Sorry." She apologised meekly, realizing she had been a little too ruff.


"Why don't you take us with you? We'd love to see how you get your food." The black girl asked and Steve concurred, nodding vigorously.


"Sorry again. We're faster without you guys." She lied "And we don't have much time."


The last part was true at least. But where to go? North? They had not tried the north, but it looked as though there were only mountains there. The thought of climbing on rocks in the darkness did not appeal to Janna at all. They should try west, she decided, they had not ventured very far in that direction before. But that was mainly because they had not found nearly as much civilization there as they had south and east. Maybe if they went just a little bit farther then before...


"It's safer if you take us with you." Christina insisted "What if you don't make it back? We'll starve here!"


"We will make it back." Janna assured her and filled a Petri dish with water for them, just in case.


"Keep next to my pillow at all cost." She instructed them further "It may be pitch dark when we get back and you won't want me to sit on you guys by accident. Alright?"


They both nodded. Thankfully, the thought of getting crushed kept them from further demanding to be taken along.


"But what if you turn in the night?" Steve asked anxiously.


"I don't."


"Really?"


"Yes."


Unlike Laura, Janna had always been a calm, unmoving sleeper. She took one of the battery-relying lanterns with her. Again, just in case.


"Light it by nightfall" Laura instructed a tiny figure by the pile of wood she had erected "We will be longer than that, but it will take you a while to keep it going."


"All set?" Janna asked when she arrived next to her.


"I hope." Laura grimaced.


"Don't worry about Dari, you can trust her." Janna assured her when she indentified the tiny girl as the one Laura had spoken to. "She did a great job today."


And with that, they were on their way.


"Looks like they bought it." Laura said as soon as they were well away from ship and village, walking through the forest, crushing trees under their shoes.


"Yeah." Janna concurred. "And you still didn't thank me for saving your ass."


"I thought I did." Laura winked with a seductive grin.


That she had indeed. Janna had to apply a hand full of drinking water to her face to stop her cheeks from flushing after making love. By now, though, she had all but sobered up and looked at the way ahead with discomfort. Having to sleep outside was a possibility they faced, but Laura insisted that she needed food.


It was already too dark to see where she was stepping beneath the carpet of leaves. Today had been warm and nice but it was obvious that the days grew shorter. When they would go south eventually, they would take their blankets with them, turning them into sleeping bags. They had not brought them now, however, and Janna was beginning to think that was a mistake. Laura had been smart enough to do as Janna did and don all her clothes at least, as little as that was.


The nights got terribly dark in these parts.


Whenever they walked in the dense forest far away from their homestead, the trees always filled with sudden life. Their massive footfalls crushed everything underneath them and any animal that was able to move scrambled to get out of the way as quickly as possible. Janna had no doubt, that some were too slow or too stupid to make it, ending up flattened in their footprints.


When they came upon a clearing, they could see a multitude of things, badgers, rabbits, a fox and a stag running ahead of them. Laura made a tiny leap to squash the fox under her sneakers and reached for the stag, snatching it up victoriously. When Janna's boot would have landed square on top of one of the badgers she slowed herself just long enough for the tiny, black animal to scurry away.


Laura put the living stag in between her molars, holding it's head aside by the antlers and bit down, crushing it to paste.


"Not as good as the smoked ones." Was her verdict after swallowing the pitifully tiny morsel and flicking the antlered head away into the night. "But a little bit better than horse."


The sky was still cloudless. When the sun settled completely there was nothing to reflect it's light on to the ground from over the horizon but at least the moon- and starlight would be unobstructed. The four cardinal points were named for four of the twelve gods from the pantheon Janna had learned and she tried to remember them, walking.


"Firun is north." She started. "For the god of ice and winter and stuff."


"Right." Laura acknowledged. "And Praios is south. He's, like, the big boss or something and god of the sun."


"Mhm." Janna made. "West is..."


She couldn't remember.


"East is Efferd, god of the seas." Laura fell in. "But I don't remember west either."


"What other gods are there." Janna asked, thinking.


"Rondra for war and fighting..."


"More like for honour and fair play and stuff like that."


"Whatever. She's the god for the fighters anyway. Peraine for the peasants, mothers and sissy shit. There's one for knowledge and healing but I can't..."


"Hesinde." Janna remembered.


She had liked that one best.


"That makes six." She said after counting them in her head. "'Can't think of any others."


"If I were one, I'd be Rondra." Laura quipped, skipping. "No one can fight me. Oh, you wanna duel, little guy? Fine!"


She made a squelching sound with her lips while crushing a tree into oblivion.


"That would hardly be fair and honourable." Janna snickered. "No. You'd be Boron, god of death and sleep."


"Urgh, that one sounds like he's a guy." Laura replied making a face. "Besides, you kill far more people than I do."


"Probably." Janna sighed in agreement.


It had been her idea to start eating people. It had been she, who went out to level entire villages by the score. And it was also she who regularly added inhabitants of Lauraville to her diet, where Laura contented herself with normal food.


"But you sleep longer and more often."


"Oh, oh, Ing...Ingerim!" Laura exclaimed happily." He's for people who build and make things. Mainly smithing, I think."


"Craftsmanship. Yeah, nice one. But there's still three, four, five left. Is the Nameless one of the twelve?"


"Nah, he ain't." Laura explained determinedly "He's the thirteenth. But I remember there's weird gods among the twelve. Like, you can't even make that shit up."


"Gods are always weird, somehow." Janna pondered "You're the anthropologist you should know that better than..."


"Hey, are those lights over there?"


Me, Janna had wanted to say before Laura interrupted her, but upon hearing her words she looked and saw. She couldn't remember for how long they had walked, but by now it was almost too dark to see.


"Torches." She whispered under her breath.


A group of tiny, flickering lights were visible in the distance. From how they were positioned, it might have been a tower of some sort. She couldn't see.


"We have found something!" Laura exclaimed relieved to finally be able to fill her belly. "Let's go. Where's torches, there is people. Let's get them before they get away!"


For some reason, Janna had a knot in her belly, but that might have been because she didn't feel particularly like killing.


Laura raced ahead and Janna spurred herself to keep up. There was no time to turn on the lantern. The tiny lights stood out in the dark but there was no way of telling how far away they were. As the two giant girls approached, the lights doubled, then tripled. Bigger ones were ignited too.


When they were perhaps twelve meters away, one of the larger fires moved all of a sudden with terrifying speed, coming flying towards them. Laura stopped in her tracks, slithering on soft ground and broken trees and Janna almost fell trying to avoid bumping into her.


It was too late to dodge.


The fireball, maybe the size of a marble struck Laura in the belly.


"What the...!" Laura exclaimed when she noticed that her shirt had caught fire.


She looked at it, flabbergasted for a moment, before she beat at the flames out with her hands.


Two more fireballs flew at them. One fell short, bursting in a tree in front of them, setting it alight. The other struck Janna in the knee and she could feel the soft ball popping and the sudden heat it carried. Her jeans did not catch fire though and she was glad for it.


Now she could hear screaming. No, not screaming, she thought, but trumpets and shouts too, amplified but hollow as though they were yelled into metal cylinders.


"Reload! We are under attack! Ready weapons!" It rang from a multitude of throats "Reload, quickly! Light the signal!"


The largest fire yet was lit then, revealing the top of the tower before them and a chunk of the surroundings. The trees around had been cut down so to better see approaching foes and the structure itself was square, each side twenty centimetres long and twice as tall.


Janna and Laura just stood. They had not expected any resistance, let alone such a well organized one. Another fireball flew but missed Janna's midsection by a foot.


Janna switched on her lantern and held it over her head.


Her eyes needed a moment to adjust to the sudden light. She could see everything clearly now. Soldiers were forming up, long pikes in their hands, nearly twice their own size. Atop the tower and at it's foot, huge, wooden apparatuses stood being loaded by a small army of tiny men with balls that were then set alight.


With fear she realized, that four of the eight huge things were just standing by, ready to fire, as were the many smaller siege engines.


"Loose!" A tinny voice commanded and all hell came flying at them.


"Aaah!" Laura screamed after she was hit by all four of the large fireballs.


She beat at her burning T-shirt, but this time the flames would not die as easily. The artillerists aim was much better in the light of the lantern, but she realized that far too late.


Janna rushed in to help her when she felt stings upon her arm and when she looked, she saw wooden splinters sticking out of it fledging at the rear. She shrieked and slipped on something beneath her, her impact on the ground flattening a considerable area of forest. Many of the trees and branches stung painfully in her back before they broke and she let out a cry of pain.


"Who are these people?" Laura screamed, still beating at gleaming remainders in her ruined shirt.


Janna looked to see. To her astonishment she spied a man in robes atop the tower in the fluorescent light, looking straight at her. He was gesturing something with his arms in front of his chest and Janna could have sworn that his lips were moving. A horrible moment later, he held a ball of fire in his hands and he hurled it at her.


This one came slower than the ordinary ones and Janna scrambled sideways to avoid it hitting her head. Like a heat-seeking missile or an intelligent torpedo, it changed course at the last instant, exploding in her hair.


'Burning!' She thought frantically. 'I am burning!'


She could see the flames in front of her eyes and the heat radiating from them. She screamed, fell back, beat at them. She managed to put them out after a moment but the uncomfortable warmth and smell lingered in the air around her. The lantern had tumbled to the ground and died.


Then she felt Laura's hands on her stomach and she noticed that her shirt was burning as well were two conventional fireballs had hit her. As soon as those flames were put out, Janna scrambled backwards, digging her boots in to the ground to get traction. Laura half crawled half dragged her along, leaving the lantern behind.


At some point, they both stood up and ran as fast as their feet could carry them.


"Motherfuckers!" Laura cursed next to Janna when they halted. "What in the hell was that?!"


'An army.' Janna thought and felt for the splinters in her arm.


They had barbs on them and pulling them out was painful but she did so anyway. She found another one sticking in her cheek, several ones that had failed to penetrate her jeans and two that had pierced her shirt, sticking in her tits. She pulled them out one by one, biting her teeth. From the way Laura winced beside her, Janna knew that she was doing the same.


"Are you okay?" She asked over.


"Yeah. A little sore on the chest but not too bad. Those arrows hurt though, but I think I'm fine 'xcept for a few scratches. That could have gone real bad though. "


It had become so dark that Janna could only make out Laura's shape against the amazing sky of stars. The moon was merely the sliver of a sickle and provided little to no light at all. That was when she realized that they had underestimated their situation.


"We're so fucking stupid." She cursed under her breath.


"Huh?" Laura made, her voice broken slightly but enough to make Janna worry.


"The lantern, we didn't take the fucking lantern with us." She lamented. "Why were we so stupid to bring only one? And none of the night vision goggles too!"


She had wanted to save them for more important occasions and cursed herself for it.


"Fuck." Came the worried reply. "What do we do now? We shouldn't stay here, what if they come after us?"


"They won't come. Not fast anyway." Janna said painfully. "They need their machines to hurt us and those are heavy. Without them it would be Ludwig's keep all over again."


"But who were they?" Laura asked frightened in the darkness. "They were nothing like the guys at Ludwig's keep!"


The army at Ludwig's keep never stood a chance beneath Janna's boots. They had no giant war machines, no element of surprise and no magician that could hurl target-tracking balls of fire.


When Janna looked into the distance at where the torches had been, she found them dying out one by one until none remained at all.


"Damn, these little fuckers know what they are doing." Janna observed. "Should we throw trees at them to crush their stone throwers?"


"We have to find them first and I don't want to go near that place." Laura quivered. "Let's just go Janna, I'm scared."


'So they beat us.' Janna thought bitterly. 'A few giant bolts and burning hayballs and we run like chickens.'


She was tempted to try and attack the tower but was worried as well. For one, they would have to do without the light and two, there was no telling of what other evils the tiny men had in store.


"Did you see how many they were?" She asked after a moment.


"Nah, I was worried about my burning T-shirt." Laura replied. "I saw a square of guys with really long spears and maybe twice as many scattered around, half of which were working on those fucking wooden things."


Janna remembered about the same.


"They would make a fine meal." She argued feebly.


"Janna, I love you, but we can't attack them in the dark. What if they have burning oil or...or worse?"


"You're not the least bit curious?" Janna tried to convince her, her own courage fueling on the anger over having been beaten. "I kind of want to know what kind of people can put up that much resistance. Besides, they ruined our shirts."


She poked two fingers through the wholes in her own and knew that Laura's was in even worse condition. She wanted to make them pay for that but her curiosity over the seemingly further advanced people was even stronger. Maybe a people such as this had means of industrial food production that could rid them of their constant worrying about food.


"Janna." Laura argued again. "We have to get out of here. We have to find a place to sleep. We'll never make it back to the ship like this. Let's come back and kill them tommorrow."


"But we have to get the lantern."


That was Janna's strongest argument and she had saved it for last. They only had so many artificial light sources, losing one was a huge blow that would come to haunt them in the future, Janna had no doubt.


Laura remained unconvinced: "It's lost, Janna, leave it."


"Steve and Christina are on my bed with only a little water. We have to make it back."


"They won't starve if we return to the ship tomorrow."


"Are you not the least bit hungry any more?"


"I'd rather sleep hungry than burn alive, please..."


"You'd rather sleep hungry and outside. Basically right here." Cynicism was mixing into Janna's words.


"Yeah, I'm gonna just throw down here and nap. What do you think?" It came back venomously.


And thus their exchange went. By the end of it, they had gotten into a fully blown fight fuelled by fear, uncertainty and the general gravitas of their situation, as had most of their fights prior.


"Fuck you, I'm not leaving the thing!" Janna ended stubbornly, referring to the lantern.


"Well if you think I'm just gonna wait for you here like idiot you go fuck yourself!"


"Great, come with me then!"


"No, I'm not going near those freaks!"


They were spinning in circles.


"What are you so afraid of?!" Janna asked, spreading her arms in a wild gesture.


A sliver of taunting had mixed into the question and Janna had really not intended for it to come out that way. They were tired and hungry, stressed out and afraid.


"What am I afraid of?!" Laura spat back at her. "Burning alive! That's what I'm fucking afraid of! 'You wanna find out if those fucks can kill you don't let the gates of hell hit you on your way in!"


Janna's mouth responded all on it's own: "They're just little shits with fireballs and you're acting like a little girl."


"Little girl, huh?" Laura flared her nostrils. "Yeah, if wanting to avoid danger makes me a little girl, then so be it! Fuck you, I'm going back to the ship. You 'coming with me or what?!"


This wasn't so much about the lantern any more as it was over who was right and who got to call the shots. Somehow, Janna felt the need to be right.


"You're not gonna make it back in the dark." She urged her fruitlessly. "Look how fucking dark it is."


"Oh yeah? Let's see about that." Laura stood up, turning to go. "You think I'm totally helpless without you, don't you?!"


"Laura, you're being an idiot."


"Fuck off." Laura showed her the finger in reply.


After three steps Janna could hardly make her out any more.


"Laura, wait!" She called out and jumped up to run after her.


"Oh, don't bother." Laura walked faster. "You just stay here, I can make it back on my own. Don't you worry. Go get your fucking lantern if you need it."


"Right, then that's what I'm going to do!" Janna spat after her, stopping in her tracks. "Don't worry I'll pick you up when I find you crying on the ground on my way back!"


Then Laura had vanished completely, only her stomping, stumbling footsteps remaining audible for a time.


She turned around, shaking. She was afraid. Afraid of the tiny people and their fire, afraid of not being able to make it, afraid to lose Laura in the dark. But she had to get it back. It was a matter of pride more than anything else. These were just tiny, local men after all. She wouldn't let herself be beaten by them. And she would prove to Laura that she could do it. She only needed the lantern as a token for that, for all the value the batteries had their own.


Something told Janna that it was stupid to let Laura go like that, but it was all in a blur. Laura would see that she was getting lost soon and stay put. And Janna would come and rescue her as she did always.


Hesitantly and slowly she stalked towards were she believed the tower was. They had gone completely silent it seemed, but Janna knew they had to be still there. When she had gotten closer the shouting of commands started again and their torches and fires relit.


She had misjudged the position of the tower she noticed then and was glad that they were stupid enough to relight their torches. In the darkness, she might have walked by it and never noticed. Carefully, she edged closer.


-


"Lights out and silence." The mage whispered to the captain after the grotesque monstrocities had fled.


The smaller man hurried off to act on that advice and Furio was glad for it.


None of the men needed their officers' reminder to remain calm, however. The shock was too deep in their bones to break into cheering. They dimmed all lights and hoped for the best, which was for the giant creatures to stay away for good.


Furio's Ignisphereo fireball had been a large one, large enough to break any line and send a whole regiment of men fleeing from any common battlefield. He hoped that it had done a lot of damage. His hand throbbed horribly were the flames had burned it but he dare not waste any of his energy on healing himself. If the things came back, there was no doubt in his mind that he would have to cast another one of similar proportion, which would cost him all the power he had left.


Furio Montane liked to think of himself as a force to be reckoned with, as far as mages went. For his age he had come far, or rather high, within the white guild. He was no arch-mage, but there were but few who questioned that he would make that title some day. In his experience, the fact that he was no grey, old man suited him better to the army anyway. But this, no man could really be suited for.


He had studied the things they were up against of course, after being called upon to offer his services as a battle mage to the Horasian army sent to re-enforce the Nostrian border against ever worsening giant incursions. The giants he had seen had been huge, frightening monsters but had next to nothing in common with the mountain-sized absurdities that had come at them through the night. In the heat of battle he hadn't gotten a good enough glimpse to determine how huge they were exactly but there was not a sliver of doubt in his mind that these two were of a different breed than anything they had encountered as of yet.


He had heard the rumours of the one-hundred-meter-tall things from fleeing folk but had dismissed them, as they all had dismissed them, for the peasant exaggerations of stupid, superstitious Andergastians. Part of him still believed it was a trick, some mighty illusion, maybe of druidic origin. Druids and witches were known to be strong in this part of the world. Another part of him screamed that he was wrong, that they had all been wrong, that this was something else.


'Could the twelve really be so cruel as to suffer such beings to exist, or was this demons' work?' Was a question that crossed his mind ever so often.


They could hear the giant things yelling at each other, far off in the distance, in their incomprehensible tongue. It had the sound of fighting to it, but it might just as well have been how such monsters conversed with each other.


No one moved on top of the tower. Every torch had a man with flintstone, steel and tinder by it's side, ready to light it as soon as the command came. Then, they would light the ammunition and hope for the best. Hay balls, drenched in pitch and oil had shown themselves effective last time and might do so once again.


"We surprised them last time." A nearby crossbowman gave bitter voice to Furio's thoughts. "This time, it's them surprise us, no doubt."


"Silence!" A sergeant hissed at him before resuming to peer into the night like a blind man.


The captain of regiment came over immediately, looking for whom had dared to disobey the order and make a note in his little log for punishment in the morning. If this captain was good for anything, it was that.


The small, snobby high-born spoke with his unpleasant, arrogant tone while taking down the soldiers name as well as his sergeant's.


The Empire of Horas had abandoned military knighthood and replaced it with fully fledged officership. Anyone with enough coin could attend the well-renowned officer-colleges and they reliably brought forth well trained and tactically sound men and women as cadets that were then battle hardened and drilled for duty with more experienced officers. Aristocracy had not died with knighthood however and their power and influence remained unhinged. So, every now and then, the army was laden with someone like Emilio Rieu, third son of his excellence Don Rieu, Baron of the Meadows Lovely.


Emilio had probably spent his college time drinking the finest wines, frequenting expensive courtesans and rarely having to suffer a higher officer straightening his head. If Furio had not been of noble blood himself he highly doubted the smaller man would even speak to him, even though blood played little to no role amongst the magici.


"Mage, what in Horas' name was that?" The captain addressed him afterwards, sniffing, ignoring his own command of silence.


The initial shock had worn off a bit.


"Giant monsters in the dark, Captain." Furio replied softly. "I fear I know as little of them as you do."


The officer carried a conical brass funnel that could amplify his voice on the battlefield, most useful, but the mage hoped that he would not use it now. Their best chance was to remain hidden for the rest of the night and hope for the giant things to ignore them.


"How is it that you presume to join our forces unprepared?" Emilio scolded him, arrogantly. "Should I request for the generalissimo to send us a wiser man?"


Furio was used to this by now. It had been him that advised the captain on how to turn the giant threats away when the captain had turned into a headless chicken. It had also been him to advice for darkness and silence afterwards. But Emilio Rieu hated having to take advice. It hurt his pride.


"I dismissed the stories of the fleeing folk as peasant exaggerations." He humbly bowed his head. "As did you, did we all. It seems, we were wrong in that."


"You presume too much, mage." The captain almost made an insult of the title. "Tell me, what can we do to kill them?"


'Kill them?' Furio thought incredulously. 'Have you lost your mind?'


"Fire seemed to scare'em." A huge bulk of a catapult loader offered with a shrug. "It worked once, why not twice, eh?"


"I commanded silence, fool!" Emilio hissed at the man crouching by his torch. "Tell me your name."


He moved to scribble the man's name into his log for gauntlet running but had to move the book so close to his face that it looked as though he was eating it like a dog.


"We surprised them last time." Furio repeated the crossbowman's words. "Next time it will be them surprising us. If they come, that is. Let us pray to the gods that they don't."


His hand throbbed violently and he had to flex it a few times to bear the pain.


"That is your advice then?" Emilio looked up from his book. "Praying?"


Furio gnashed his teeth. What could a man do in the face of such creatures, other than praying?


"Trust in Praios that he may he may burn these monsters with his rays." He said, as calmly as he could. "Trust in Rondra that she may guide our hands in battle. Trust in Phex that he may lend us luck. Trust in Boron that he may take them into his kingdom and let them sleep, and bother us no more."


"Aye." The men in earshot whispered in agreement.


"Aye." The bulky loader chuckled. "And may Rhaja give us nice, young whores to fuck before the monster comes to step on us. Hehehe!"


"If I had need of a sermon I would have sent for the priests." Emilio scolded the mage before turning to the loader. "And you have just earned a second run for yourself!"


The huge man only shrugged. Furio hoped for him that the captain's coal-scribblings would turn out undecipherable in the morning. One gauntlet run was bad enough, even for a toughened old hulk such as that one.


"If it is tactical advice you want, it's darkness." Furio said after a pause. "Don't let them spot us until it is too late. Light the fires only when the beasts are well in range and burn them again. Have the fireapples made ready as well. We may have need of them."


Fireapples. Any man of Rondrian values just had to despise them. A claystone sphere with a wax-sealed cork and match cord, filled with one of the best kept alchemical secrets of the new age. Meant to be flung into enemy formations, the pomegranate-sized thing would burst and spray it's contents on anyone unfortunate enough to be there.


The substance inside burned fiercely once set alight and once it was hot it would self-reignite if the flames were put out. It clung to anything it hit like a lotion and was known to burn flesh all the way to the bone. When they had been used against the demon worshippers that occupied Maraskan, Black Tobrien and the Haunted Lands the servants of the dark had tried to copy them but failed. The substance was difficult and expensive to produce. Furio had no idea what went into it though he had a hunch that the black blood of the desert played some part in it somewhere.


In their malignity, the evil men had done the next best thing and filled stone-clay spheres of equal proportions with acid. But that was by far not the worst they done, only half of which was known to the white guild. Through their unholy experiments and rituals the demon worshippers had turned a once fertile and prosperous land into black, treacherous swamps the stink of which turned the air foul within thirty kilometres around.


Could this be their work as well? What could be here, so far from home, that they wanted? Had they allied with the giants and somehow corrupted them even further? Had Xardas and Albino made common cause? Were the two even alive today? Furio had only ever known their names from books and stories. Questions upon questions.


He felt the need to pray and think upon this. His hand throbbed, putting his mind to wandering.


"I had expected as much of you." Emilio sniffed at him. "You think it wise to use them here and now?"


If not against these two monsters, what would they use them against? Common giants died easily enough to artillery, the three they had killed earlier that day had been proof of that. Surely, the captain could not presume to use them against Andergastians. For all their petty backwardness and superstition, the Andergastians were still a godly folk for the most part.


"Surely, Rondra will bare us no ill-will if we use them against creatures such as these?" He argued, flexing his burned hand.


"Mhhh, that she will not." Emilio said determinedly after some consideration. "Where should we put them?"


'Everywhere.' Furio wanted to say but he told the officer to load them into the smaller stone throwers that otherwise shot stones or metal balls of similar size.


They had but four of the forsaken things and Emilio noted the name of every gunner who got one. If the conventional munitions failed they would be their last bastion of hope against the titans.


"You will realize the danger of this, of course." The captain told him after the empty, padded box had been carried off. "If the things do not attack us again, we run the risk of apples disappearing. They are worth a fortune to certain people. Any apple that does not return I shall hold you personally responsible for."


The apples were Emilio's responsibility but Furio's hand stopped him from coming up with a rebuke. Instead he gnashed his teeth and flexed his fingers.


That was when the report came in.


"Big thing, front left, moving in the darkness. Distance unknown."


Everyone held their breaths and Furio could clearly hear trees being crushed under otherworldly large feet.


"Make ready!" Emilio screamed into his speaking device, his voice ringing with panic.


'No!' Furio thought. 'You fool!'


A crossbowman pointed: "There!" And the mage's gaze followed his finger.


The gargantuan silhouette was outlined nicely against the stars if one knew were to look. Furio's heart dropped when he saw that it was coming right at them, no doubt having heard the oafish captain's amplified voice.


Panicking people screamed on top of each other in then: "Look out for the other one! Right clear! Lights! Lights! Light the torches! Light the beacon fire! Officer on deck!"


Emilio screamed right along them into his funnel while around them the world was doused in light again, far too early.


Just like that, their cover was blown.


With few, huge strides Major Phillipe Lefleur was upon them. Furio thanked the gods. With all the commotion, no one atop the tower had heard the re-enforcements arrive, not even the trumpets that foretold their coming if there had been any.


"Report." He demanded of the captain who swirled around, looking at him with sheer terror in his eyes.


Phillipe Lefleur was a tall, gangly man with noble features, pleasing to the eye. His long, oiled hair was bound to a pony tail under his shiny morion helmet that always looked freshly polished as did everything about him, riding boots to freshly shaven jawline. His helmet, cuirass and sabre gleamed in the torchlight like beacons of hope. He wore the same attire as Emilio but to an entirely different appearance. The biggest difference was Emilio's red sash where Phillipe wore a purple one, marking him for a major. He had two young lieutenants in tow. Good men, Furio judged from looking at them, that could relied upon at any moments notice.


The major was barely ever seen outside of command tents in main camp, a few kilometers behind the border. He was in charge of the reserves, waiting for large coordinated attacks yet to come.


"G...g...giantess, Sir." Emilio stammered at him, pale as milk.


"I brought the entire second royal guard of horse when we saw your beacon fire." The Major roared furiously. "Eighth and ninth crossbow, fourth through seventh pike, first and second light infantry are on their way here, marching as we speak. Do not tell me I woke them all for one measly giantess!"


"T...t...two!" Emilio brought out eventually.


Furio knew he had to intervene when he saw the incredulous look on Lefleur's face.


"No common giantesses, Lord Major." He fell in from the side. "But such as we have never seen before."


He pointed.


The huge behemoth had stopped it seemed after stalking a few gargantuan steps closer to them after they had lit the torches. She was still well out of range of the mangonels and catapults atop and at the foot of the tower. The light made it hard to look into the darkness and soon Furio's eyes were watering.


Phillipe stretched out a hand and within a heartbeat one of the lieutenants handed him a brass telescope. The instrument was cunningly crafted. A number of of brass tubes with lenses in them that magnified the far away, bringing it closer to the beholder's eye.


"Rondra, fuck me bloody." He cursed under his breath, watching.


Such words were unbefitting of the model Horasian officer and Furio knew what it meant for a man such as Phillipe to let slip such low troopers' swearing. It also showed however that the major had undergone his fair share of battle seasoning and the mage was eager to see what he would do.


"Well, may the twelve have mercy on us all. She must be a hundred meters tall." He remarked, regaining his composure after handing the telescope back to the lieutenant.


"No words of the second one we saw before." Furio jumped into Emilio's shoes. "Flinging fire drove them off the last time. We have made apples ready as well, they are distributed at all angles. All engines are ready, pikes are formed up. We await your command."


'And we could have just waited this one out in the darkness, if your captain had not been an utter imbecile about it.' He might have added.


"You best do your thing, Maestro." Phillipe replied with a respectful nod and correct title rarely heard from common men.


He snatched the brass funnel from Emilio's hands and raised it to his lips.


"Men, hear me!" He shouted into it whilst climbing the battlements with his long and slender legs. "To hold this border we came and hold this border we will! It's a big maid coming to our beds this evening. Let's give her a warm welcome!"


"Yeah!" It screamed from over a hundred throats all around.


"I have no fucking business in your beds, little man."


Silence.


Phillip's fervour seemed to have frozen in his veins when the giantess' thunderous answer came washing over the treetops. For a moment, Furio had fear he might faint and fall off the tower. Before, the monsters had only spoken in a queer, alien tongue that he had never heard before. Now, this one had replied in the common tongue, however, and fluently too, safe for a minor accent that Furio could not quite place.


His hand throbbed while he besieged Hesinde to grant him wisdom in his mind.


"I do not need no fucking warm welcome either." The giantess spoke into the silence. "Grant me my lantern and I'll be gone!"


Phillipe turned around towards Furio, puzzlement in his face.


"Err, she had a light source earlier. A lantern, if you please, Sir. It fell couple a hundred steps that way." A one-eyed crossbowman rasped next to the major before he could reply.


Lefleur beckoned for Furio to come closer and the mage rushed to abide by him.


"A lantern? What say you, mage?" He asked, peering back over to the horrifying enormity.


"It is true." Furio said. "But if you want my advice, it is not prudent to give it to her. If any of the stories we heard are true, this monstrosity is not to be trusted. She might well attack us once she gets it back."


"Take three riders and horses." Phillipe quietly addressed one of his lieutenants. "Take torches with you. Find me that lantern and mark it. I need to know where it is."


The young man saluted him wordlessly before making off.


"We won't give it to you!" The major shouted into the funnel. "Your lantern belongs to us now!"


"Then how about I crush you all under my feet, you measily little worms?!" Came the furious answer, echoing everywhere in the distance.


Furio's heart sank to his stomach upon hearing that and the fact that the giantess was audibly crushing trees for emphasis did not make it any better. If she could smash trees to splinters like that, he did not want to know what happened to a man if he found himself beneath her.


"Major!" Emilio rushed over, bringing himself back into play. "I think it unwise to anger her. Give her her lantern and she will bother us no more. She said as much!"


"We will eventually. But we have to stall her first." Phillipe replied patiently. "Wait until our men have found it."


Furio had no clue what the major's plan was. He hoped only that it was a good one.


"But why? Can't you see that we are making her furious?" Emilio argued. "I beg you, Lord Major, let her have her lantern."


But Phillipe was done paying him any mind for the moment.


"Come if you wish!" He taunted her. "Our artillery is waiting for you! We are itching for a fight and we have re-enforcements on our way even now!"


"I'm sure they are all very tasty!" The gargantuan woman shot back but did not move. "Why don't you stop hiding behind your catapults and come over here so I can have a good look at you?"


"Please, Lord Major." Emilio begged. "I do not want to be eaten! Let's just make her go away!"


"She's afraid." Phillipe smiled, more to Furio than the captain. "She's scared of our fire and can see as little in this darkness as we can. The Maestro has the right of it. Give her the lantern and she might turn it against us. Keep it from her and there is nothing she can do. I only wish we had found it soon."


No torches lit up in the distance as of yet.


"We have to stall her further, until the re-enforcements arrive at least."


"What is your name?" He called into the distance.


"Janna." It came back, echoing.


"I am Major Phillipe Lefleur of the Horasian army by the grace of his royal magnificence, Horasio the thrid!"


"Mhh, food with a long name always tastes so much better!"


Phillipe laughed at that. Furio had the strange feeling that the man was starting to enjoy this.


"Tell me, Phillipe, how would you rather die? All chewed up or swallowed alive?"


"Where had you rather we display your stuffed corpse?" He countered into the funnel. "Havena or Bethana? Havena is bigger, yes, but isn't Bethana that much more beautiful?"


"What is he doing?" Emilio frantically turned to Furio in despair. "He is going to make her kill us all!"


"Are those cities?" The giantess asked, still not moving but audibly furious. "Then I'll go and flatten both of them after I am done with you. Do you have family there? How about I sit on them after I tell them how well their beloved Phillipe tasted on my tongue? Oh, I can't wait to suck the meat off your bones, little man."


Furio could see Phillipe swallow at that.


"Torches!" Someone whispered and pointed.


The riders had found the lantern at last.


"Infantry re-enforcements arrived and formed up, Lord Major. Awaiting your command." Someone said behind them.


The timing could not have been better.


"I may have pushed her a little too far." Phillipe cautioned the mage, the captain and everyone else around them grudgingly. "Be on your heels. Everything has to go according to plan. We will attack as soon as she lights the lantern. The light will help our artillery strike true. Tell the crews to aim well above the signal lights. Relay the command as quietly as possible. Go!"


"It need not come to that!" The major addressed the titanic woman after a short pause. "No one needs die today! If you want your lantern that much then come and get it. It is yours! We have marked it with torches for you so that you may find it easier. We bare you no ill will, mighty one! We only ask that you spare us from your wrath!"


The giantess seemed to think about that for a moment.


"Fine!" She called out eventually. "I should kill you, but I won't."


She came forward, timidly, not entirely sure yet.


"What a pity, tiny Phillipe. I was so looking forward to eating you."


"Another time, perhaps?" The major offered through his brass funnel. "You will understand though, that we must light our ammunitions as a matter of precaution. Make no steps to threaten us lest we will fire!"


He raised his arm to signal for the hay balls to be lit as soon as she had stepped into range of the mangonels. Furio was astonished of the leadership and cunning the man displayed, the bravery with which he faced the titanic monster.


He still couldn't see any sign of the other one though, which made him cautious. Could Phex have granted them luck and she had come alone? Had Rondra evened the odds for them? Almost a thousand men against one one-hundred-meter-tall behemoth.


"I will not do anything stupid unless you do." The giantess assured them.


Furio could hear genuine unease in her voice. He prayed with every fibre of his body that the plan worked. Already he could see it floundering in front of his eyes. The giantess anticipated their ploy and leapt sideways as soon as she had turned on her light. The fireballs missed, all, and when he tried to cast one of his own, his hand exploded into flesh and splinters of bone.


With giant steps the monster was upon them, crushing their siege weapons first before turning her fury against man and horse alike. All screamed as they were crushed, and when she had stomped a sufficient number of them into submission, the giantess sat and feasted upon the cowering men inside the tower. And one of these men was him.


He swallowed hard and hoped that it would not come to that. His burned hand was throbbing.


"Alright, little people. Almost there." The giant young woman said.


She was almost upon the torches now.


"Come on, do it!" He could hear Phillipe whisper feverishly.


Her massive form snatched the lantern up and seemed to regard it for a moment before a thunderous clicking noise turned night into bright day all around once again.


"Alright." She said with a sigh while Furio squinted his eyes against the light. "Let me have a look at you."


Why could he hear no one firing yet?


"You are bold ones, little people, I leave you that." Her voice thundered into the white mist. "I'll be gone. You win this time."


Then he could see her and his breath stuck in his throat. She was a girl. A girl. Nothing more. Clad in dark blue britches and huge leather boots, she stood amongst flattened trees and torn earth. The white shirt that hugged her ample chest had blackened wholes in it where the artillery had hit her.


He could spy no injury upon her though, safe for a few tiny spots of red where her skin had been pierced by scorpions and ballisti. Where Furio's massive fireball had hit her, her hair had burned away a few meters at the most and her cheek was blackened slightly, next to her mouth that showed a defeated smile. She was pretty, even for all her insane enormity. And she looked tired.


She could surely not be the work of demons.


"Fire!" Phillipe screamed into his funnel.


For an instant, he could see her smile turn into a frown. There was a horrible moment where they all looked at each other with the echo of Phillipe's command fading in the distance. Then the mangonels 'wooshed' as they carried their burning balls of hay, pitch and oil up into the air. The catapults crashed when their throwing arms slammed into their bars. Scorpions and ballistas thrummed and creaked as their torsion mechanisms were released.


"No!" The titaness cried out in a profoundly girlish tone and she made to shield her face with her arms.


All projectiles struck true, just as Phillipe had said they would, and a moment later her shirt was ablaze with fire.


All shouted then, for joy, for victory, for death to the monster but for reloading most of all. She screamed too, beating helplessly at her burning garment. It looked grotesque as she danced around, stomping the ground with her feet, burning.


"Fire!" Phillipe shouted once more. "Fire again, bring her down!"


The gargantuan thing screeched, trying to wriggle out of her burning shirt. Her enormous breasts were held by a refined bosom holder such as only the noblest women of Horas could afford.


'Where would she get such fine garb at her size?' Furio found himself pondering absurdly.


She cried now ontop of it all and babbled something in her alien tongue. As soon as they had reloaded, the artillery fired again. First the spear throwers feathered her with their massive steel-tipped bolts then the catapults and mangonels hurled giant balls of fire onto her naked skin. She wriggled and squirmed as they hit her, dancing closer to them until she had reached the patch of land were the trees had been removed.


She had beaten out the largest flames on her shirt to smoke and ember by then and had been pulling it over her head, blinding her. It was tangled around her head with the giant lantern that she refused to give up and she seemed unable to get out of it in her panic. Furio could see the infantry advancing by then, squares of pikes with broad ranks of crossbow behind them. It looked insane, like an army of living toy soldiers marching against their master.


Then the behemoth fell.


Tripping over her own feet, Janna slammed on to the ground with her full length. Her arms caught up in the ruin of a shirt, she was not even able to shield her head against the impact. Her lantern was smashed out of her grasp and came to a sudden grinding halt on the soft ground, partially tangled in her clothes that had finally torn free of her, still smoking. The strange, fluorescent light stayed alive this time.


She was not getting up and stopped struggling. Her movements were slow and painful. She sighed, moaned and groaned. She had taken a blow. Their chance had come.


"Come along mage!" Phillipe shouted at Furio. "Let us not miss out on this victory!"


It was all a hazy blur after that. He climbed his horse and followed the major in the cavalry charge around the advancing foot. The second royal guard of horse wore armoured suits, one piece from calf to half helm. Steel sabres with golden hand guards gleamed in the night.


They had felt great then. They had the edge, over her! Such a giant beast brought down by them, the little people who had been so afraid of her. The gods had been with them, the men's shouts and screams left little doubt of that.


"For Rondra!" They screamed. "For Horas! For death and honour!"


They felt unstoppable and every man turned his fear of the monster into blows and thrusts and bolts against it's skin. She was massive beyond anything any of them had ever seen. They could only reach the side of her body, nothing above their arm's reach and nothing beneath her mountainous weight that compacted the earth beneath her.


She was still dazed, that much was clear. Her hands were holding her head and her legs were slowly pushing ground into hills as though she was trying to crawl backwards but was unable to. It might have been an unconscious reflex all the same. She squirmed on the ground and sighed constantly with pain. When one of the weapons broke her skin, she flinched away, causing the men on the opposite side of her to have to jump away.


Phillipe was afoot and hacking his sabre blunt upon the side of her exposed belly. She was lying on her back, her face looking upward, and every part of her that they could reach they were hacking and stabbing at like butchers.


Armed only with his staff, the mage knew he stood no chance to participate in the slaughter. His weapon was simply too blunt.


But other than to cause some discomfort to the momentarily incapacitated enormity of a girl the men's weapons were doing no real damage either. Too thick was her skin, too tough, and she was simply too much flesh entirely. Upon her britches and leather boots, all hope was lost. Nothing seemed to be able to penetrate them.


Furio was starting to doubt this entire move.


He had never been given lessons in anatomy. Unlike the demon worshippers the white guild did not dare venture into the topic very far. Dead bodies belonged to Boron, not science, after all. In terms of healing, the magici combattiva relied on Balsam Salabunde, the most common and well-renowned healing spell, little on bandages and stitching and even less on cutting people open to fix their insides manually. Studying a body for killing, or worse, was for the evil men and women, black mages and assassins. Not for him.


He questioned whether he belonged on this battlefield at all.


If truth be told, he had never even killed a man with his staff. His was a world of spells, books, training and service. When he had been attacked by highwaymen on his journeys, a few lances of fire were enough to kill as many of them and send the rest into fleeing. And barely was any highway man foolish enough to attack a man clad in white and golden robes such as he was and he never travelled without at least two reliable guardsmen about him.


In the only fully fledged battle that he had seen at the borders of now Black Tobrien, he had been one amongst thirty mages fighting as some sort of elite skirmisher regiment. The battle of Demon Hog had been so disastrous for both sides that both high commands decided to spend the rest of the brief war manoeuvring and avoiding each other except for a few minor confrontations.


Apart from that Furio had helped bringing outlaws to heel, settling family feudes and aiding in the border disputes and skirmishes that Lords of Gareth and Horasian Barons gave each other every now and then, without official approval from crown or faith of course.


He had been good at that but he had no idea how to kill a monstrocity such as this. He knew however that they would have to open Janna up in order to kill her. That much he had seen often enough.


'But gutting a foe or smashing his head in had not always helped.' He shuddered, pictures of Demon Hog crossing before his mind.


His hand throbbed.


The screaming unnerved him.


At Black Hog the men had screamed as well. For Rondra, for Praios, for victory and death, as long as the battle had gone their way. Many had begged for their mothers by the end or even turned their swords against themselves.


"Mage!" Phillip demanded of him, throwing his ruined weapon onto the ground before pulling Furio of his horse, shaking him in desperation. "How do we kill her?!"


Furio had no idea. They were on her left side but he could not see any substantial injury upon her, not even where his Ignisphereo had struck her cheek. It had burned her hair a bit and blackened her cheek with soot but that was about as much as the fireapples had been able to do. Her skin was simply too thick.


Desperately he tore free of the major and evoked Ignifaxius, a moderate lance of fire against her skin, shooting from his burned, throbbing hand. Unlike the fireball, the lance did not injure it's own master and he was glad for that. But it did not injure the beast either he saw upon inspecting the sooty spot where it had hit her.


"Ahhh..." The monstrous girl moaned and her mid section came rushing towards them.


Someone had hurt her on the other side, he knew. The men jumped away.


Furio saw one man getting his leg trapped beneath her before being forced down up onto his waist. He screamed as his legs were crushed before the rest of him was forced down until only the tip of his head was visible, being pushed into the earth.


Phillipe took the weapon off a helbardier and slammed it's point into where one of the scorpion bolts had torn out of the beast, sending the grotesquely large thing squirming the other way like a puppet master.


The soldier was freed and dragged out by his comrades, bawling with terror, dirty all over.


"I can't feel my legs!" He screamed as the squashed ruins of them dragged loosely behind him on the ground.


At Demons Hog Furio had heard similar cries too many times.


Their artillery had made ruins of men as well but that had not deterred them from coming. The forces of evil had been fewer to begin with and were decimated quickly by the Horasians superior tactics and equipment.


In the Horasian army, heavy infantry fought in regimental formation protecting the ranks of crossbows against cavalry with pole-weapons where it was the job of the light infantry to defend their spear- and pike-walls against being broken by enemy foot. In turn it was also their job to open gaps in the enemy formation for the cavalry to rush into. Crossbows fired in devastating voleys to the enemy lines while the artillery tore up their centre.


The Tobriens with their mostly levy army should never have stood a chance. But then, the black robes had stepped into the middle of the carnage, and the Horasian forces found themselves evenly matched soon.


They had been most confident of victory when the place of battle became clear. A patch of wonderful meadows with the greenest grass that had grown over a moor drained by peasants for farming. Suitable, open ground with a few thin tree lines, almost optimal for the Horasian war machine.


The gross of the Tobrien forces had been the sons and nephews of the peasants that had drained the swampy land, turning it into one of the most fertile on the continent. They had been forced to fight by the evil men and no one doubted that they would break easily. But as it turned out, the horde of rabble, enforced by bloody, evil sell-swords that worshipped their false sell-sword god, Kor, was more afraid of their new masters than the enemy.


Furio had soon learned why.


He closed his eyes trying to get the horrors of old out of his head to be able the tackle the ones of new.


He wanted to help the man, but knew he could not waste any of his remaining astral energy on a simple soldier.


When Furio had pulled himself out of the mire at Demon Hog a dead man with no legs had come crawling after him. That one had not screamed though. The dead ones never did. Not even in his dreams.


Instead of choosing patches of land with forests and steeper hills, the servants of darkness had strangely chosen the place then called Low Hog, the site of some ancient, forgotten battle to meet their righteous foe. Whether the swamps had been there before then or only formed after the antique slaughter, the books Furio consulted afterwards did not agree upon. But ever since Low Hog was called Demon Hog, the swamps were back.


To this day, people were attacked trying to pass them by, and the locals swore to hear queer noises and screaming whenever the fog was thickest.


"Watch out!" Phillipe shouted and slammed into the mage.


A huge hand, more than five meters wide and fingers of nigh equal length slammed on top of them. Phillipe had saved Furio from being trapped beneath it but had not been able to help the injured man and the two that carried him.


When the gargantuan thing lifted they could see their bodies smashed against the ground. The beast had felt the major's thrust into her wound and slapped at him with her hand as one might slap one's shoulder upon feeling a mosquito.


The men were moving what limbs remained un-smashed but were far beyond saving.


'Dead men moving.' Furio could not help but think.


His head started spinning.


When the black robed men spread their arms and began those unspeakable rituals, the earth opened and death came pouring out of it. Corpses, rotten and clad in ancient armour, skeletons, mummies, zombies came at them with dead eyes and solemn silence. Anyone, anything, died that day did not stay dead but rose again to unleash it's fury upon the living.


What the army of death lacked in screaming their masters had made up for with their unholy chanting in demonic tongues.


The Horasians had met that army bravely enough at first but soon they faced not only dead and living enemies but fallen friends as well. It was chaos. The man next to one that fought to keep free one's flank would change sides with empty eyes and quickly cooling hands as soon as he fell a moment later. Any sensible man was fleeing on both sides with only the hardest, most determined and outright insane remaining on the field.


Some white mages and priests of Praios invoked their own spells and prayers to counteract the dark weavings of the opposite side. Demons screamed in the fog that layed itself upon the land.


In the end, the earth had decided that it had enough of their back and forth, tearing at the very definitions of alive and dead, and had started to swallow them up. The water was rising first, dark black and foul, stinking, crawling up through the ground just like the dead things had.


Soon they were knee deep in it, fighting on, sinking into the ground that turned to quick mud beneath their soles. Artillery pieces sank first, then the horses. At last, men were crawling through waist deep mud, drowning each other or hacking at hordes of dead things coming after them.


The black mages had lost control of their creatures quickly and soon it had become a battle, living against dead. Furio had made his way out by then, their regiment shattered. When his trusty old friend Fabrizio had come to strangle him and Furio had to burn his dead but living body, he could not fight on any more.


He wanted to flee now too and knew that this was a prudent thing to do.


In terror, his pale white mare had left him though and he doubted that he would get out of here on foot. When he climbed to his feet, he noticed that the monstrous girl had sat up, looking at the tiny people hacking at her. Pain and irritation were written all over her face.


Now they could only reach her britches and boots though and those they could not get through. The tide had turned.


"Run! Flee!" People called.


"Stay and fight!" Replied others.


Furio turned his head just in time to see an unhorsed rider run over him, the spike on the soldier's armoured knee grazing his temple. He was knocked back and could feel blood pouring from his wound.


"Stay and fight!" Phillipe screamed and threw his hellbard after the man. "Pikemen, square formation! Crossbows, aim at her face! Riders, ahorse! Ahorse!"


The major came over and lifted Furio to his feet by the collar of his mud-stained robes.


Confused, the mage looked around. He saw five Pikemen forming up in the chaos, their weapons raised against the giant hand that wanted to swat them flat. It smashed the weapons from their hands, two pikes breaking but drew back producing an irritated "Ouch" from above.


"Mage! Do something!" Phillipe shook him again.


The conventional soldier was at the end of his conventional wisdom.


Furio fought to keep his mind on track. He remembered the countless lessons in magica combattiva, lessons in tactics, history, politics, rhetoric, poetry, philosophy, religion, magical artifacts, alchemy, staff-fighting, protective and supporting spells. He racked his brains over anything he had learned that might help them.


The hand came back again sweeping at the pikemen from the side, scattering men and weapons over the ground. One of the giantess' legs shot up, moved sideways and buried a forlorn rider under a gargantuan, brown leather boot. The giantess was about to get up.


"Mage!" Phillipe took Furio tighly by his collar, raising a dagger beneath his chin.


The man looked as though he might stab him dead at any moment, eyes white with fear and terror. And if the major would not open his throat, the huge creature next to them would simply crush him eventually.


'Will I meet Fabrizio when I enter Boron's kingdom?' He asked himself.


That was unlikely, for the afterlife was known to be barred to the undead.


He remembered when they were but young, stupid novices, making fools of themselves at magic.


"I found a new spell!" The two chamber mates would tell each other ever so often after sneaking into the library at night to rummage through dusty, old tomes looking for spells that they hoped would turn them into great sorcerers with the turn of a hand.


But all the old, oh-so-mighty magic had not worked, spoken through their young, foolish mouths.


The only one they ever found of use had been one Fabrizio stumbled upon. The crumbling page with the formula had been torn out and put into a young, boring book about rare herbs that could be found on the frozen Isle of Yeti, the most northern point of the continent that not even the Nivese of the ice deserts ventured upon. Furio might never have looked at it twice.


They spent nights decrypting the ancient writing but by the time they were done, they were quite disappointed. Bannbaladin, for it's mighty sounding name, was quite a trivial spell.


Furio had used it first upon a fearsome guard dog of the academy's nightwatch, just to try it out. The ever snarling and unfriendly creature had come trotting towards him after that and licked his hand.


Then, the boys had used it a few times to impress. Their fellow novices could never quite believe how they got the most beautiful tavern wenches to sit on their laps and wrap their arms around them. How arrogant, perfumed courtesans on the prowl for rich men would drink with them like old friends.


It had been child's play, a dangerous one though, for one could never tell how long it lasted on. At the end of it the girls would look at them confused and oft as not strike them with a slap to the face. They could never afford to waste too much energy on fooling around, lest it would be noted during their lessons.


But know, Furio could spend all the energy he had left, for all the good that would do him. It was as worth a shot as any, he judged.


'Or am I being a fool?' He thought to himself. 'Should I not rather be casting fire upon her skin?'


For that she would crush him outright, he had no doubt.


He looked at the giantess and whispered the words, adding the variant Fabrizio had figured out to make it last longer so he could seduce Marie, a young, pretty neophyte of his affection. That way, the Bannbaladin was harder to invoke, and it had been made even harder by the fact that Marie's mind was used to magic, or so Fabrizio had said.


Furio felt that the titanic, female monster before him had a huge resistance to magic too even though he could sense no astral aura about her. He tried casting the spell again, finding it harder with every try.


There was no telling if it had worked.


Crossbows shooting at her face had forced the giantess to shield herself with her arms again, locking her to the ground. A huge foot stomped blindly, sixty meters off, crushing a soldier to death every now and then.


"Stop her!" Phillipe screamed into Furio's face pushing the dagger painfully into his skin.


'He's mad.' Furio thought. 'He has gone entirely mad.'


Furio invoked Armatrutz upon himself to be safe from the blade. The iron touch as well as his fear and confusion made spell-casting extremely difficult but he could feel the pain fade away somewhat, afterwards.


"Call for retreat! There's naught we can do!" He advised Lefleur, begging, but knew that the officer would not follow him.


A moment later, the mage found him pinched in between two five meter long digits, flailing with his arms.


"Leave him alone, you!" The giant woman growled angrily.


Before Furio quite understood what was going on, he saw Phillipe Lefleur ram his dagger into the monstrosity of a thumb that was holding him.


"Ah!" The beast hissed and dropped him.


He fell four meters and landed in the dirt with his cuirass creaking and a scream of pain. Disdain was written on the giant girl's gargantuan face and she balled her hand into a fist, ready to smash tiny Phillipe into pulp.


"Halt!" Furio called out.


For a horrible moment, his eyes met that of the giantess.


"Leave him be! He is a friend!" He called then, hoping against hope.


"He had a knife to your throat." She remarked sceptically before wincing as a crossbow bolt slammed into her eyeball.


She grunted furiously and stomped the shooter flat on the spot.


"Stop!" Furio called out before turning to those men that were not fleeing yet. "Cease fire! Stop attacking her!"


The men did either not hear him or did not heed his words.


"This is all a big misunderstanding!" He told the titaness pleadingly.


Bannbaladin was a fragile thing. If she remembered that he was no friend of her at all he would not get away with a slap to the face this time.


His hand throbbed with pain.


-


Janna was confused. Her head hurt from where she had hit it and she could feel the stinging pain of many of the artillery arrows sticking in her skin. She was feeling sick too and hoped that she had not suffered a concussion.


Tiny men were running from her in terror while others tried in vain to stick their awfully long spears in her legs and buttocks through her jeans. Her eyes had been hit with crossbow bolts like tiny splinters but that went away after blinking a few times.


She remembered the tiny men attacking her all of a sudden when she had only wanted her lantern. Then she must have fallen somehow and hit her head. She did not know for how long she had been incapacitated but judging from the hundreds of needle stings in her side, she had given them ample time to attack her.


With her tiny friend safe from his attacker, she looked forward to giving the miniature soldiers some payback.


She scooped up a group of pikemen in between her fingers and lifted them up. All in all it was maybe a dozen of them, not counting the ones she hadn't gotten or fallen to the ground. She looked at them in contempt before crushing them in between her fingers and palm. The rest of the group remaining on the ground she swatted dead like flies with a bloody hand a moment later.


Then she moved her butt to the right, burying nine men beneath her, feeling their bodies pop.


There were so many of them. The ones still around added to the many running into the distance would be several hundreds at least, if not almost a thousand total.


"Stop!" Her tiny friend called out in desperation.


What was his name again? She couldn't remember somehow.


He looked an awful lot like the mage that had flung a ball of fire at her head but that could only be because of his robes. He was her friend. He'd never hurt her.


"If they are your friends, why are they attacking me?" She demanded of him.


That was a good question, she thought oddly to herself. But if his stupid friends wanted to stay alive, they would only have to stop attacking her.


The tiny man tried to tell them as much but the idiots didn't listen. The ones around her butt and legs did not bother her much, but the crossbow shooters were annoying. She flicked three of them away with her fingers. Maybe that would help them getting the message. The ones she hit would never fire a crossbow again, but it sent others to fleeing which was good.


"No! Wait!" Janna's tiny friend called out when she rose to her feet.


It was just too easy, like stepping on bugs. Boom, boom, squelch, her feet turned fleeing men around her into mush beneath her sole. When she had gotten up, they all started running. All except her tiny friend. She made a point of stepping on a few more.


It seemed the logical thing to do. After all, they had attacked her first. She would have just taken the lantern and gone but they had insisted on a fight. What were they expecting? Surely they could not presume to stab a twelve thousand ton goddess and get away without losing a few men.


She felt dizzy and confused and strangely torn in half. She wanted to spare her friend's comrades on his behalf, but then again she had no love and no regard for them herself. She tracked a group of three stragglers with her boot, ready to bring it down and squish them.


"Please stop killing us!" She could hear her friend beg.


He seemed really distraught.


She sighed and let them go. If they meant that much to him she did not want to deny him his comrades' lives. She hoped that he would not be too discontent with her. All in all she had killed somewhere in between fifty and a hundred of them. She couldn't help but feel bad for him. He was as tiny and fragile as the men she had squished like grapes in a vat.


She would hate to see him get crushed out of existence like that. Luckily, Laura was no where around.


Janna wondered where she was though and hoped that she would make it back to the ship on her own or be smart enough to remain were Janna could find her. When they met again, Janna would have the lantern to show to her, proof of victory over the surprisingly resistant army of tinies. Maybe she should go back and look for her.


When she shifted her foot to stand more comfortably she felt something squish underneath the sole of her boot and hoped that it had just been some dead guy.


But to her surprise, she found her tiny friend on his knees looking at her shoe in desperation, hands on his head.


She could not see the one that had attacked him. He must have been attacking her, she reasoned, and had gotten himself killed in the process.


A loud "Oops!" escaped her lips, rather unladylike.


Guiltily she lifted her foot to see what was left of him. It wasn't much. Janna weighed more than twelve thousand nine hundred tons and the sole of her boot was unforgiving. The tiny man's armour was still shiny even in it's flattened state, it's owner squashed beyond recognition.


-


Major Phillipe Lefleur had gone mad. Upon seeing the giant beast tread his men into the ground with terrifying ease he had picked up a two-hander from the ground and charged at her. By the time he arrived she had stopped though, but that did not soothe his fury. Helpless, Furio watched the officer disappearing beneath that titanic, brown boot making him it's latest victim yet.


The thing that called itself Janna did not even seem to have noticed before after the fact. The mage, for all his powers and knowledge could not help but feel like an insignificant bug before her.


He did not know what to do now. All men were fleeing quickly. The commanding officer was dead. That put Captian Emilio Rieu back in charge, but he too was nowhere around. The craven had not even joined the charge and remained safe and sound at the tower, behind the catapults. At least the giantess was not pursuing anyone for now.


Furio knew he had to keep the spell going and he recast it upon Janna's gargantuan form. He hoped that it had worked. If not, he'd find out about it as soon as the effect of the first spell was over. He would have to keep it going somehow but feared of his astral power's limitedness.


Sleep could restore it as could meditation, but that would interrupt the spell and be their doom. There were alchemical means of restoring astral power, but those were extremely expensive and very rare. Among other most refined ingredients, the potions required snow of the first day of the month Hesinde and that was naturally hard to store anywhere.


A skilled alchemist could substitute of course, but that had the effect of watering the potion down, lessening it's effect. Maybe one of the mages in camp could provide him with an unexpired potion, but for that he needed to rely on a rider to carry the message and of those all had routed, or been crushed, men and horses all.


He couldn't decide which was more horrible. The sound of these gargantuan boots turning people into porridge or the chanting, singing and screaming of Demon Hog. The Hog was still worse, he decided upon thinking about it. Today, here, at least, the dead people stayed dead for good and no old friends came at him to rip his throat out. The major had lost his mind and threatened to stab him dead, but the two had had no affiliation before hand. And the ginormous girl had saved Furio and told Phillipe to stay away from him.


He looked up at the her and found her looking back at him. Should he talk to her? He had to keep the illusion of friendship going.


Friends, he had to remind himself that they were friends now for as long as Bannbaladin worked. The spell reminded her of that but it didn't work the other way around.


Furio flexed his throbbing hand before he realized that he must look like a beaten dog to Janna.


'Cunning.' He thought. 'I have to be cunning about this. Elsewise she might crush me and go over to the tower and do the same to everyone else.'


Then, this part of the border would be open to the giants again. Failure. He would not let that happen.


"H...how have you been?" He called up to her clumsily.


That was what friends often said upon seeing each other after long periods of time.


"Uh..." She crouched down to him looking around in search of words. "You know...good..."


She avoided looking at him, her eyes wandering off.


This was not working he knew immediately. It was too awkward. Already there seemed to be doubts in her eyes as if she was asking herself how she had come to know him. He had to keep her thoughts away from that and work with what he had.


"I am sorry we attacked you." He told her. "That was not right of us."


"I'm sorry I killed so many of your men." She replied, looking genuinely ashamed. "Are you mad at me for that?"


The question was revolting but maybe he'd be able to exploit the guilt on her face if it was genuine. Making girls feel guilty had led them to giving themselves to him a few times before, back when he was young and cared about that kind of thing, so why not try it with this one.


"They barely pricked your skin and burned your tunic." He scolded her. "You killed them for that!"


'They were hell-bent on killing you as much as you killed them, and so was I.' He thought, but he'd sooner die than tell her that.


"You're right, that was...excessive." She lowered her gaze. "Were they good friends of yours?"


No, they were not, he reflected. They were soldiers who knew what they had gotten themselves into. He griefed them only for their value to the army, if truth be told. Phillipe Lefleur, the major, was the biggest loss of all. Capable, seasoned officers such as him were not easily replaced at the border of Andergast and Nostria, not even for the Horasian army.


"No." He said truthfully. "But they were fleeing! You could have let them be when they were fleeing."


The titanic, young woman gave him a weighing look: "So you tell me, your army spares routing foes?"


'She's smarter than I thought, this one.' He thought, biting his lip, tasting blood.


The guilt on her face was already gone. Clearly, she cared little about honor and even less about people's lives.


While he thought about how to reply, the enormous creature made a quick move to retrieve her lantern, setting it by their side so as to get a better look of him.


"Oh my, you are bleeding!" She called out with wide eyes.


In her all-consuming presence he had forgotten about his head wound as well. His face was covered in blood by now and the largest part of his robes had turned from white and gold over grey with dust and mud spattered to crimson red and pink.


"It's nothing." He assured her. "Head wounds always bleed most horridly, even if they're but a scratch like this one."


Another wound he could not afford to heal now. It did not matter though. It was no life-threatening wound and Balsam Salabunde did not even leave a scar, even after a week later. It pre-empted possible infections as well. A most useful spell, one that the magici of the army should make more use of, he thought.


Furio struggled to keep the conversation going until a new idea sprung into his head.


"You are right though." He continued hastily. "Our army rides fleeing men down like any other. Such is the way of war. But it grieves me that you would think of us as foes."


Could this really work or was he too bold, he thought to himself.


"Your men attacked me first." She defended herself. "Look at me."


She had the right of that, Furio could see as she started to pull scorpion bolts out of body with pain on her face. She continued doing so with stoic determination, never minding the odd drop of unearthly thick blood that formed on this wound or that.


"We can treat those wounds." He offered. "Our medici should have a look at them. Allow us to make this right by you."


'This madness is going to be the death of you, fool!' He warned himself.


"You think?" She replied sceptically. "They don't go very deep, I think it's just scratches."


"Not very deep, may-haps." He allowed but halted.


He was unsure if he really wanted to follow through with this. Winning her real friendship would solve all their problems at once. If he was somehow able to get rid of her now she might come back and revisit them as soon as the spell wore off. If they earned her trust she might spare them though, whenever she would cross paths with the Horasian army again.


Her threat of destroying Bethana and Havena still rang in his ears. If she would follow up on them, hundreds of thousands would die if she succeeded. It was his duty to try and avoid that.


"But common siege engineers have been known to rub their munitions with feces and nastier things." He warned, lying through his teeth.


Such was the work of evil men who did not care about Rondrian values of fair combat.


"The wounds might fester. You will get a fever and die. For the love you bare me, let not let that happen."


His hand throbbed and he bit his teeth in anticipation of her reply. He had figured out to talk to her like a true, old friend by now but Furio knew that he was still balancing on the edge of a blade.


"Really?" She sounded greatly discomforted by that.


They were just over half a kilometer away from the tower. If he recast Bannbaladin upon her now he could go there, issue a report and send for the medici among other things and be back before it wore off. It was past time he recast it anyway.


"I do not have much time." She said, looking back to where she had came from. "My friend is out there with no light. I should go. I am worried about her."


'Oh, no. Not that.' He thought.


One gargantuan girl was hard enough to control as it were.


"We will send riders while we treat your wounds." He offered, lying again.


'Praios forgive me for I do this for the good of my people.'


"Your companion will be as hard to miss as you, I trust. Just point them to the right direction. We will find her and bring her to you."


"She might...eat them though." The titanic girl frowned, sceptically.


"They will know your name." Furio reassured her. "Surely she cannot eat them all before at least one has gotten the word out? These are soldiers, my dear, they are used to dying. I am willing to do this thing. For you."


'That was good." He thought. 'Remind her of your friendship, often and loudly.'


He only hoped that Captain Emilio would see the sense in his plan. The fact that the artillery was not firing gave him some hope at least.


With one last worrying look back to the path of broken trees, the giant of Janna agreed.


The spell was harder to cast with every new time. After telling the huge, young woman to sit down and not make any threatening moves he hurried off. He was well out of breath when he arrived at the tower.


"What are we doing?" Frightened soldiers asked him as he marched straight along.


He paid them no mind.


Emilio met him at the entrance to the tower.


"Mage!" The captain demanded, sniffing. "What in Horas name are you conversing with her? Tell me quick, I command it!"


'I am not yours to command.' Furio thought, gnashing his teeth.


But the medici, riders and supplies were.


"I have been able to turn her friendly towards me for now." He explained, quickly. "There is not much time. Heed my words, Captain, and we may turn this into a great victory."


"Should I have the artillery fire?" The fool replied in confusion.


"No." Furio replied, still patiently. "Do not threaten her under any circumstances. I have need of the medici we have here and I need you to send word to main camp as swiftly as possible. We need every healer we can get, the entire corps if we can get it, bring the priests too, those that are skilled in treating wounds."


"This is madness!" Emilio Rieu exclaimed. "You mean to heal the beast? Have you lost your wits, mage?"


"I mean to turn her into an ally!" Furio spat in rage.


He had no time for this foolishness.


"I need the cavalry too. We have to coy her into believing we are looking for her companion. Let her see them ride off but tell them to not to find anything unless they are found first."


"Folly!" Emilio dismissed him. "I shall send for more re-enforcements while you keep her still. We can kill her wh-"


"We can't kill her!" Furio interrupted him harshly. "We can't burn her, we can't stab her, we'd need a battering ram to get through to her heart!"


He was breathing heavily with rage.


"Do you expect her to lay still for you, while the engineers labour on her chest?! No! She may kill us all if we do not do this thing! Do you want to be remembered as the fool who caused the failure of this expedition?! Do you want to die like Lefleur?!"


Fear and doubt crept upon the captain's face with those last words. The only thing a craven could be relied upon was to be craven. Furio dared to consider it done, even though Emilio was still too proud to admit that he was wrong.


"I also need a magic potion to regain my strength." Furio told him, calmer now. "If we have such a thing, any mages at camp will know what I am talking about. Also, have the rations stored here loaded onto cart. She might be hungry. Bring all of it and ask for more."


-


Janna saw a considerable group of riders make a large detour around her before vanishing into the forest next to where the trees were all torn up. Her tiny friend had kept word, it seemed. She could not remember meeting him before though. Something told her that she was being played, that this was all some trick. He didn't look like a druid but that didn't have to mean anything. Was he bewitching her?


No, not him. He was her friend. She trusted him. He'd never do that to her.


She felt oddly cleft in twain about him. She would not want her mind to be messed with.


The blood on his face made it hard to make out his features. He was an older man with shaven face, counting tall amongst the tiny people if she was any judge. He was clad in thick robes that might have been white once, but were stained with blood and mud. His skull was hugged tightly by a brown leather cap with lips that hung over the side of his face and she could not tell what colour his hair was if he had any.


"Janna!" He called out to her after mumbling something unintelligible. "This is doctore Guiseppe Ontario, medicus by the pleasure of his magnficense Horasio the third! They will treat your wounds, have no fear!"


Next to the balding, white haired doctore he had a younger man and woman in tow. The three approached her anxiously, looking more sceptical than anything else.


"Don't be afraid now." The tiny robed man told them. "Treat her wounds. Clean them good. We would not want our friend to get an infection!"


Janna really worried about that too.


"Don't be afraid." She repeated to help them overcome their fear, awkwardly aware of the flattened corpses nearby.


She had been careful not to sit upon any of her friend's flattened comrades and gain some distance from the slaughter.


Her tiny friend had her lay on her back and stay still so that they could treat those wounds on her side first. Whatever ointment they applied gingerly to the cuts stung a bit but not too bad.


"The smaller cuts are crusted already, master magicus." The woman called out. "Should we open them again?"


"Call me Furio." The robed man advised her patiently but with emphasis. "And you shall treat the bigger wounds first. The ones where she pulled scorpion bolts out of her skin. Here, like that one, see?"


Furio, that was his name, Janna realized and pondered whether she had heard it before. It seemed familiar but strange at the same time. She did not know this people, that much she was sure about. Their talk was different and their attire more refined than that of the other locals she had seen.


That he was a mage, she had suspected all along, but now there could be no doubt. Would it be rude to ask him, just for reassurance, if he was messing with her head?


"Have you bewitched me, Furio?" She asked bluntly.


She turned her head to see his reaction.


He looked pale but that might have been because he was taking offence. No, he would not do that. He was her friend. She already wanted to apologise for the lack of trust when he dragged the leather cap off his head, revealing short, black hair, shiny and oiled backwards.


He looked at her, struggling for a moment.


"Do you think so ill of me?" He said, sounding distraught.


"No." She smiled apologetically. "Of course not."


She felt almost entirely reassured. There was something in his voice that let her know that she could trust him. Even if she didn't remember where and when they met, she knew that she knew that she could befriended with this one in no time. The question on her tongue was awkward but surely he'd forgive her if she offered it as an explanation.


"I'm sorry, but I cannot remember ever meeting you before." She tried to explain herself.


Maybe she should do some brain-jogging exercises to improve her memory.


"The circumstances of our knowing were most queer." He replied vaguely. "It will come back to you in time. For now let us treat your wounds."


He was right, she trusted, but racked her brain over where and when it had been. It could have been the night Laura and her were drinking, or at any point back when she felt so confused over all and everything about this world. Maybe Laura knew him and she hoped those riders would find her soon.


The tiny medics were soon done with the wounds on her side and right arm and the doctore told Furio as much. Janna turned right, lying sideways so that they might treat her left arm next. They had almost run out of ointment though.


Furio assured her that there was more on the way when Janna let him know that Laura had sustained injuries as well. Now she could see the tiny people at their work. They appeared nervous and uncertain most of all. They washed the stings out with water from buckets they had brought before applying the ointment.


"Tell me." Furio started suddenly. "What business did you have, coming here?"


"My friend and I were looking for food." She replied.


That had the medics fearfully looking up from their work.


"Don't worry, I won't eat you until you are done patching me up." Janna quipped smiling.


She'd meant it as a joke but they did not take it as such. The girl even started wheeping a little while smearing ointment into one of the scratches. Her belly didn't get the joke either, rumbling noisily. The doctore was old but the younger ones did look tasty. Janna felt her mouth water. Furio would not appreciate it if she ate them though.


The mage signalled to the tower with his hands.


"Food is coming." He announced, visibly glad to be of service. "It is not the finest cuisine I am afraid. The food of the common soldier is...an acquired taste, shall we say."


"At our size, we cannot afford to be picky." Janna was full of thanks. "That is so kind of you! My friend and I will need much though. We are very big..."


"I did not miss that. But the Horasian army is anything if not well supplied." He responded with a mild chuckle. "We boast some of the best logistics in the world if you can believe it. Eat as much as you require. More is already on it's way as we speak."


Horasian, Janna had heard that somewhere before at least.


"Oh Furio, I don't know how I can thank you!" She sighed.


Her friend smiled warmly: "One hand washes the other."


-


Message from Captain Emilio Rieu, serving at the pleasure his royal magnificence Horasio the third.


Hail Horas! Hail the emperor!


Encountered two female giants of spectacular proportions, approx. four hours before zero. Driven off with artillery. No losses.


One foe returning to retrieve illumination (artifact). Major Phillipe Lefleur in command. Attack with re-enforcements failed. Approx. six dozen killed in action, no wounded, aprox. two hundred missing. Desertion suspected. No gains. Lefleur killed in action. I am back in command.


At my orders, Magicus Furio Montane assumed control of female giant aprox. 100 meters tall by magic. Situation under control for now.


Request any medical personel at disposal. Request food supply. Dispatch immediately.


Magicus requests certain potion to refill his powers with urgency.


Time is of the essence.


Captain Emilio Rieu


-


The food arrived first. Three wooden wagons dragged by oxen, laden dangerously high with chests and barrels. Janna rose, sending the tiny medics scurrying away.


She did not ask any questions and reached for a chest, prying it open with her fingernail, breaking the entire wooden lid off. It was filled with bread that tasted stale in her mouth. Furio was right. It did not taste very good. Old and dry.


"Wash it down with some wine." The mage beckoned to some barrels upon seeing the look on her face.


Janna had rather flavour the stale food with the dozen men that had been accompanying the carts. They looked nervous, trying to keep the oxen from panicking in her presence. One man unloaded a barrel and smashed it open with an axe. She poured the contents into her mouth.


It was wine, though a remarkably sour vintage. But it was wine. It had been so long since she tasted that. Back on earth, she had scorned wine of course and preferred the pre-filled sweet alcopops that they drank at parties before turning to harder booze. That was the main reason she had gotten into this situation, she reflected. Had she partied less and studied more, she would never have to join one of Professor...Professor...she could not recall his name either. She would not have had to join one of these stupid voyages.


She washed it up with saliva and gulped it all down, thankfully.


"Try this one." Furio pointed to a smaller, marked barrel. "It is the wine for the officers, none of the common, foul stuff!"


The other men had gotten the message by then and started opening barrels for her that she could drink like miniature shots. The barrel Furio had pointed at barely contained enough liquid to wet her tongue but she noticed the remarkably sweeter flavour immediately.


"Mhh." She exclaimed, smacking her lips.


"We in the Horasian empire grow the finest wines on the continent." The tiny mage boasted with a smile.


"I knew that." Janna lied awkwardly.


He was so good to her, how could she have forgotten him?


In the next barrel she found pickled pork, salty and savoury. She mixed it with two chests of bread to fight the saltyness. It wasn't half bad. When she reached for wine she found pickled vegetables instead and the taste was so bitter and repulsive that she could not help but make a face.


"Yes, I do not like it either." The mage chuckled generously. "But it keeps the men from losing their teeth. Try that one if you are looking for something sweet."


The one he pointed at contained a jelly that tasted like oranges. That was almost enough to make her cry. She had thought she would not taste any citrus fruit for years to come if ever again at all.


She stuffed her mouth with chest after chest of stale bread after that to forget the taste that so reminded her of home. It was perriless work though. The chests were reasonably big for the local people, but not to her. She needed two dozen to fill her mouth entirely. Thankfully, the nervous men were opening boxes for her as well so she could eat more quickly.


Soon, she had eaten and drank herself through two wagons and through the third after Furio assured her again that more was on it's way for Laura. No riders had returned as of yet and she started to worry once again.


The mage made a move to stop her when she took the first oxen and tore it loose from the wagon but waved off. When she crunched the screaming, muscular animal in between her molars, the tiny men looked on with mad fear in their eyes. Who was to stop her from eating them too?


No, she thought, Furio would be mad if she did that. Plus, they had bravely come out and brought this much food to her. She ought not to punish them for it. There was lots of meat on the oxen and the other two perished in her mouth as well. Bloody beef this fresh did not need any seasoning. But people tasted better still.


Next to them, right now she had only wood to eat. She had to try.


Janna unceremoniously picked one of the men at random, regarding him in her hand like a praline. Her mouth watered with anticipation of the tiny, screaming morsel, but she had to see Furios reaction first. He had seemingly forgiven her for crushing the other men earlier, maybe he would overlook another simple footman or a dozen of them.


"Halt!" He called out desperately, spreading his arms. "What are you doing?!"


"I'm just playing." She lied blushingly, giving the frightened man in between her fingers a playful look. "I'd never hurt my friend's friends."


She put him down gently enough, trying not to show any disappointment. All the people, with the notable exception of Furio, had taken a few steps back. One man bolted, running screamingly into the night.


"Seize him!" The mage called out.


Janna did as she was bid, though she was not entirely sure he had meant her.


The man's legs kept on running even as she lifted him into the air.


"May I?" She asked her tiny friend, lifting the deserter to her mouth.


Furio looked at her in pain.


"You may." He resolved through gritted teeth after a short while with the man kicking and screaming. "We would have hung him elsewise."


Janna gave the tiny people a wicked smile. The looks of them when she rubbed their insignificance into their faces never got old. She licked her lips before slurping the man into her mouth, clothes and all. She wasn't picky.


The female medic started sobbing again when she started chewing with a demonstrably open mouth, reducing the man to pulp in between her teeth that she swallowed.


"Ahh." She smiled afterwards. "That hit the spot."


She had hoped that it would send more into fleeing so that she could eat them, but they seemed too smart or too disciplined for that and did not move.


Furio was mumbling again as he did ever so often.


People still tasted the best and Janna wanted more but she did not want to anger him either.


"Are these your lands?" She asked, attempting herself at smalltalk to breach the awkward silence.


"No, these are our allies', the kingdom of Nostria." He gestured back towards the tower. "Where the forest begins would be Andergast, approximately. But it is more kin to no man's land before the first settlements, if truth be told."


Janna had heard all those names before. She should start writing things down more often, maybe draw a crude map.


"So, what are you doing here exactly?" She asked next. "Is there something special about that tower?"


It looked rather unspectacular to her, if not a little old.


"You find towers such as this one every here and there amongst the borders, where the forest is light enough to allow larger forces coming through." Furio explained, the sour look remaining on his face. "Many have been neglected but we have manned them all again. Our allies were calling for help against the giants."


"Me? And Laura?" Janna asked aghast.


"No." Furio said unsmiling. "Smaller giants such as you. Have you seen any of them?"


"Albino's." Janna nodded.


To her surprise he saw him stare at her with white eyes. He did not seem to know what to say.


"Albino." She repeated. "He's their king and wants to overthrow your tiny kings and lords and put himself and his kind in their place."


"If I were you, I'd grow a few meters." She smiled at the other tiny people. "As small as you are you'll end up everyone else's plaything before long."


"The pale giant is alive?" Furio inquired gasping.


It seemed very important to him.


"Have you met him? Are you one of his?"


"No, I met a giant that told me all about him. He got killed though, the one who told me I mean." Janna shrugged. "He was looking for the druid Vengyr but I didn't give him up."


-


Furio's head was spinning again. The strain of recasting the spell again and again and his almost drowned out powers were giving him a migraine that made it hard to concentrate.


"Vengyr is alive?!" He gasped. "And you have him?!"


The old druid that Furio had only known from history books had been seen, alive and breathing, in King Aele's hall prior to his death, or so Jindrich Welzelin's letter had reported to the white guild. With the lack of any reports of the druid since, Furio had assumed him dead or missing as had many others.


"'Don't know if you'd call that alive." The titanic girl shrugged again. "I sat on him. He's pretty flat. Couldn't kill him though. Nasty fucker, that one."


High command needed to know about this. Homing pigeons, riders needed to be sent to the white guild. Gareth needed to know as well. This concerned them all.


The real reason for the Horasian expedition, as Furio had no doubt, was to contain the giant-threat early. Once they had consolidated their forces, which was not unlikely now that Albino was putting his pale foot back into the ring, there would be devastating war again that everyone with sense wanted to avoid. If Albino was allowed to dwell and grow his numbers enough, maybe Vengyr would be their best chance of victory in the end as many authors swore he had been last time.


"Oh, nice!" Janna exclaimed suddenly. "More food!"


He had not even heard the wagons arrive. When he looked, he hoped that the giant girl was referring to the chests and barrels, oxen and horses, not the two dozen medical personel and about thirty light infantry that helped get the wagons across the field. None of them looked glad to be here and Furio did not have it in him to blame them. The sight of Janna's maw pulping the man like some naked shrimp and swallow had almost made him wretch.


This wasn't as bad as Demon Hog, but it was close. His hand throbbed as did his temples. He couldn't have the giantess distracted now.


"We need him!" He called out to her. "Where is he?!"


She gave him a surprised look the first chest of food already in her hand.


"He's in our ship." She said.


That didn't make any sense. No ship could possibly be so large as to hold creatures such as these plus there were no large enough waters anywhere in Andergast. She topped it off, still.


"I won't give him to you."


Bannbaladin made her look at him as a friend but would not let herself forget her own self interest. For that, she required more convincing. A lot of it, judging from her frightened undertone.


"He's all smashed up and safely stored and he will stay that way. He is dangerous, don't you know? You're my friend and you have been good to me but that I cannot do, I'm sorry."


"Whom is it she is talking of, Maestro?" A voice behind Furio said.


He turned to see a mage standing before him, her robes white but plainer than his. Rondria Loraine was an acolyte of Bethana on her first adventure to gain some practical experience in magic and the ways of combat. Her young, soft features were pleasing to look upon, though the lipped, padded leather cap on her shaven head did not suit her very well.


'She needs her black, shiny hair to grow and frame her face.' Furio thought, but the woman would only be able to do so as soon as she had reached the rank of at least adeptus minor.


Furio himself had regrown his hair but kept it short to be able to don the leather cap in combat. It felt almost like a helmet and lend him a little courage that way.


"You are injured." The acolyte remarked upon looking at his face.


The stinging pain from his head had expanded into his eyes and Furio found it hard to keep them open.


"Let me..." She layed a hand upon his injured brow and whispered the Balsam Salabunde.


The pain in his head did not go with it, but at least his head wound was taken care of. The touch of her warm hand was most welcome as she tried to wipe some of the dried blood from his face.


"Master Hypperio demands an explanation. He found the letter most cryptic." She addressed him sternly after taking them away.


Furio opened his eyes: "Why has he not come himself?"


The words came out tired and weak. Fear of Janna had kept him on his heels but the acolyte's soft hands had made him forget about that for a moment. He was almost at the end of his strength.


Rondria gave a nervous nod over to the eating behemoth and her noisy chewing. Of course, he thought, Maestro Hypperio was scared as well. He wondered what Emilio had written.


"I am to give you this." She said then and handed him a tiny flask.


It was filled with a pale-white liquid that looked as though tiny snowflakes were dancing in it. He uncorked it with his teeth, not caring about the wax, and poured it into his mouth. It was cold. Ice cold. And when he exhaled after swallowing, his insides freezing up like all nether-hells combined, his breath came out as thick mist.


He gasped and dropped the empty vessel to the ground.


"Your hand." Rondria gestured and took it.


It throbbed a last time before the acolyte's spell healed the burning. The migraine was retreating as well.


"He demands to know what you have done to bind her to your will." She went on. "I too have never heard of a spell that could-"


Fearful, Furio spun around. Janna seemed not to have heard over the sound of two barrels of wine pouring into her mouth at once.


"I have done no such thing!" He whispered sternly to the acolyte before him. "The spell I used makes her believe I am a friend of hers, nothing more. You must not mention it in her presence lest it might be undone. You would doom us all!"


"Master Hypperio..."


Hypperio and Furio were of the same rank. Furio owed him no allegiance.


"Go and tell my fellow Maestro that I find it highly questionable to send an acolyte into harms way rather than himself!" He interrupted her, whispering. "Tell him the giantess has confirmation by a third source about Albino's existence. Tell him Vengyr is alive and the giantess is keeping him captive."


She looked at him in confusion. She had never heard either of those names.


"Albino, Vengyr, can you remember that?" He asked her hushed but with enough urgency in his voice.


Rondria nodded submissively: "Yes, Maestro."


"Run, child. Be quick about it."


He was glad to have the young acolyte away from Janna. Even with his power filled up to some extend there was no telling how long this could go on. The last recasting of the spell had been a while ago and it became harder with every time as was the case with any magica influenza that were cast repeatedly upon the same target.


When he turned around to repeat Bannbaladin's formula once more, he saw the giant girl smile victoriously and reach out over them all. When her hand came back, she held Rondria dangling by her robes.


"You shouldn't run." She told the screaming acolyte with an evil smile. "I get to eat the ones that run."


The giantess had mistaken Rondria for another deserter.


"No!" Furio called out. "She was not running away but carrying a message! You can't eat her! Let her down!"


Janna's huge eyes met his and she raised an eyebrow that was more than two meters long.


"Why should I?" She asked mischievously, regarding the tiny woman dangling in front of her mouth.


Rondria changed hands when the terrifying monstrosity pulled her out of her white robes by a tiny, sandal clad foot. Now the acolyte was naked and upside down, swinging back and forth in those giant finger's grasp. Janna licked her lips before turning her attention back to Furio.


"I need her to carry that message!" The mage tried to reason with her frantically.


"Do mages taste different than other people?" She asked in reply.


The spell was beginning to lose it's power, he realized then. He spoke the words again and again, quickly, but it did not seem to change anything.


'Concentrate.' He thought. 'I must concentrate.'


He closed his eyes to regain focus. When he opened them again, Rondria was on Janna's giant tongue, crying like a babe before those awfully huge lips smacked shut. Instead of chewing or swallowing they could hear Janna's tongue and spittle work inside her mouth. Her lips twisted.


She was sucking on the poor acolyte like a piece of sugar. Furio had no doubt that the suction was enough to tear poor Rondria appart and dissolve her like one.


Then, something queer happened.


"Huh?" Janna frowned all of a sudden and reached into her mouth, pulling out a naked, screaming acolyte.


'Smart girl.' He could not help but think.


It had to have been a most formidable Armatrutz to keep her from being torn to pieces, Furio had no doubt.


If there was any chance, it was now. He worked Bannbaladin again.


Janna looked at Rondria in between her fingers as though she had witnessed a miracle. Then she tossed her back into her mouth and rolled her onto her molars.


"Janna!" Furio commanded sharply. "Stop!"


"Oh, right!" Janna looked at him as if she had forgotten about something.


She had spoken with the girl still inside her mouth but now, thankfully, she spat Rondria into her hand and let her down to the ground.


"Uh, sorry Furio, I have no idea why I did that." It came from the giantess in shame.


Furio let out a deep breath to slow his racing heart.


The pityful acolyte stood crying and shivering, glistening with spit, covering her nakedness with her hands. Furio had to remind Janna once again so that the girl would get her garbs back. After that, Rondria pressed them to her body, wiped her nose with her hands and stepped right out of their midst with stern, quick steps, sniffling. She never looked up and never said a word.


Furio should consider taking her under his wing, he decided. That Armatrutz had greatly impressed him plus the girl had proven courage to come here in the first place. It was about time he got a promising assistant about him as well.


'Hesinde, give me wisdom.' He prayed silently towards the stars. 'How and when can I finally end this.'


The answer was obvious and he followed through with it even though he knew he had a more important duty.


Janna lifted the medici onto her belly after lying back and they went to work as they had been instructed, smearing ointment into her wounds that in reality she probably had little need of. A cunning man might have had them smear the wounds with dog shit, corpse blood or more refined poisons and hoped that she died but such was iniquity, sacrilege. Lying was already a bad enough sin to burden his soul with.


The men and women of the medical corps handled themselves better than Furio had feared. They were nervous and timid of course and he witnessed many a whispered prayer but no one fled or did something foolish. They had trust in their faiths and many had seen their fair share of gruesome wounds and illnesses during their service. When soldiers were close together as they were in field and barrack diseases spread quickly and injuries during training or disciplining were a common thing as well.


Janna continued to pour food into her belly while her front side was being treated. The light infantry unloaded containers for her and opened them before placing them in her fingers. It was done as coordinated and efficiently as could be expected of the Horasian army.


Furio used the respite he was given to recast the spell once more.


"Where is this ship that you spoke of?" He asked while Janna ate.


"It's, uh, east, quite far for a little man like you, I think."


"Tell me about it."


"I never told you before, did I? Well, it's not a ship ship, it's a vessel to visit the stars with. It's how we came here, my friend and I."


That didn't make any sense at all.


She seemed to sense his lack of understanding: "It can fly."


"A flying ship large enough to hold you?" He was incredulous. "Do you take me for a little child? Magic can move things, aye, but no mage was ever mighty enough to lift an entire ship, especially not one with you on top of it."


He had tried to lead the conversation towards Vengyr but talk of this flying ship had startled him. He considered if she could be lying. If the spell was working, that was not likely.


"Not magic." She chuckled, no doubt shaking the poor people working on her body to the marrow. "It is driven by something else. Or was, rather. It is broken."


"A vessel to fly to the stars with? Are you a half-god, Janna, or some demon?"


He knew she was neither. No half-god or demon could ever be fooled by such a cheap trick as Bannbaladin. He half wished to be able to spend more time with her to get to the bottom of this. He sensed that she was full of strange wisdom somehow. It would be a godly thing, most pleasing to Hesinde, to talk more and learn from her. He hoped at the same time that he never must cross paths with her again.


"No, I'm just a girl." Janna laughed heartily. "You know that."


"Of course." He replied, unable to reveal that they did not know each other.


'Would you take me with you to see the druid at least?' The question was lying on his tongue.


He could not say it. He was too scared and knew he would probably not be able to maintain his influence over her long enough.


"Janna." He began instead. "If you gave Vengyr to us, that would be the greatest thing you could ever do for me."


"No. I told you, I cannot do that. He took control of my friend Laura at Ludwig's keep and she would have killed me if I had not crushed him flat beneath me."


If the druid was really able to do that he would be even more valuable to them.


"But..."


"Where is she anyway? Shouldn't the riders have come back with her by now?"


Lies upon lies upon lies.


"I do not know." He replied. "Maybe she returned east? Her legs would carry her so fast that no horses could ever hope reach her, especially not in these woods."


"Then I will go look for her." She said determinedly.


She made a move to get up but the good Doctore Guiseppe Ontario reminded her of him and his fellow medici by announcing that they were done treating the wounds. After that, Janna took enough time get them off her safely at least. She emptied a few more cases of food and barrels of wine into her mouth before getting up.


Furio sensed that this horrible night was at a sudden end.


"Janna." He called upon her one last time. "Remember me when you meet the people of Horas again. Do not forget our hospitality and kindness."


"I won't." She smiled warmly at him and Furio hoped that it was true. "I'm sorry I almost ate that girl. I promise I won't kill any more of your people. Forgive me, but I must leave now. My friend is out there with no light, alone and scared."


"Then I shall not stop you." Furio replied with a little bow. "Do what you must."


He sighed with relief, glad to be rid of her.


'I have achieved what I could.' He told himself. 'Let wiser men split their minds about the druid.'


"Perhaps I could return for the rest of the food after I found her? She must be hungry." The gargantuan girl said lifting up her strange lantern into the sky.


That was out of the question.


"The hour is late and all these good people are yearning for their beds as must you be." He gave tired reply. "Take with you as much as you will. It is yours."


The food might serve as a reminder of their friendship once the spell wore off too. She took it all along with the screaming horses and oxen, folding her ruined tunic into a bundle to carry it.


"I am glad I met you." She said, giving him a last, warm look.


"So am I." He half-lied. "Let me offer you my deepest apologies for the misunderstanding."


"It was half so bad and you made good on it." She replied smiling. "'Tell you the truth, Laura and I would have eaten all of your friends if their resistance had not been so fierce. It was good you were here. I only grieve for my shirt."


She lifted the blackened bundle in her hand.


"At my size I fear it is irreplaceable."


"I would see about getting you a new one in exchange for the druid?" He offered, sensing one last chance to bring it up.


She laughed in response but shook her head. Her enormous breasts were held by that gargantuan bosom holder she was wearing but her bare skin did not show any goose prickles on account of the night's chill. Maybe she was just too big to be cold.


"Your people could really make a shirt my size?" She asked raising an eyebrow.


They could, Furio thought. It would be expensive and difficult to make and would have to be of the sturdiest sail cloth but it seemed possible. He nodded and gave a shrug.


"Yours are a truly amazing people then." She smiled. "Farewell, Furio. I hope that me meet again."


Furio replied in kind but hoped with every fibre of his body that they would not. When she moved off into the distance he rubbed his tired eyes. He had need of praying and wine. Lots of wine.


"Furio! Furio! Furio the red!" The men chanted when he arrived back at the tower, beating the blunt of their weapons on many a hard surface.


He gave a tired smile. Furio the red. That had a nice ring to it even though it was on account of his bloodied robes and face. He had one of the men hand him a bowl of the sour, watery vintage the soldiers drank and poured it down his dry throat. He felt the warmth and numbness spread immediately in his head and neck. He was exhausted. He would not need much to drink himself to sleep.


Emilio came towards him with swinging steps.


"Put that down, mage." The officer commanded. "The Generalissimo wants words with you."


"Of course." Furio replied bitterly. "Reports have to be made. The Bureaucrats need their due. They shall have it, in the morning."


"No, now." The captain countered sternly. "He is waiting atop."


Furio's jaw dropped: "General Gaius Scalia is here?"


He had seen the man a time or two perched over stacks of maps and parchment but never spoken to him. If Scalia wanted something of the mages he relayed the message to a lower officer who would most likely relay it again before it reached them.


"No, not Scalia." Emilio sniffed. "It would never be prudent for the highest commander to move this close to danger. He sent his second in command though. General Lee."


Furio had never spoken with that one either. Urged on by the officer he climbed the steps to the top of the tower unsure what awaited him. The battlements were empty with the exception of a few sentries. The general sat at a folding table that had not been there before, perched on a folding stool, a stone-clay bottle and two cups before him, eyeing the approaching mage with his small eyes.


He did not look the general's part. Small and thin, Lee wore neither morion nor cuirass nor any other uniform except for his glimmering golden sash. His feet stuck in simple, white bridges laced up to his knee from his wooden sandals. The rest of him was clad in the traditional harnish of Maraskan warriors, overlaying plates of exotic hard-wood. The plates were carved with imagery of Rur and Gror, Furio knew, the two same-gendered demi-gods many Maraskan prayed to for holding the world in balance.


He was a Maraskan exile that had fled his home when the servans of darkness took control of it and joined the Horasian army to recapture the island from their unholy grasp. The man had a reputation of tactical genius, brotherly love for his men and fearsome stamina at drinking. Some said he was drowning his grief over the loss of his home with too much of the horribly reeking, white liquor, but those too were only stories Furio had heard from second hand.


"Sit." The general commanded grimly with a slight slur in his voice.


'Is he drunk?' Furio thought alarmed.


Lee filled the cups to their half with liquid from the bottle.


Furio sat on the folding chair opposite and took the cup. He almost started drinking when the man gave him an unmistakable look.


"To the fallen." The general said grimly, weighing the mage with his eyes before tossing the liquid into a brazier by his side.


The sharp liquor burned with sizzling blue flames upon touching the gleaming coals.


"To the fallen." Furio repeated his words and did the same.


"Now." Lee started darkly, refilling their cups. "Should I hang you or reward you for letting her go?"


Furio's mouth dried up all at once. Hanging? He had not expected this. Lee's eyes narrowed down until they were mere slits.


"I could not keep it up much further, Sir." He started to explain with a raspy voice.


To his surprise, the general smirked.


"My wife swore she'd make a doormat out of me when I left for the front." He grinned sheepishly all of a sudden. "Now imagine my horror when I heard of your giant monster come to do the same. Drink!"


Lee slammed his cup forcefully into Furio's and emptied it all at once. Furio tried to do the same but broke into a fit of coughing half way down to the bottom. The stinking snaps burned horribly everywhere it touched the inside of his mouth all the way down to his belly.


"Hahaha!" The general laughed, slapping his thigh. "You Horasians and your sweet wines! Woman's drink! Sweet wine for sweet love, peace and making babies."


He reached for a platter on a stool beneath the table and offered it to Furio. It was filled with pieces of meat, bone and jelly that someone had hacked to crude cubes with a cleaver.


"Pickled ox-face." He explained. "My favourite."


Furio declined courteously to which Lee only shrugged and snatched up a piece of meat with two wooden sticks that he used like pincers.


"Mhhh." The general made, rolling his eyes in pleasure before spitting a piece of bone to the ground.


Then he refilled both their cups.


"We could not kill her so I tried to make her friendly to us instead." Furio felt the need to explain himself.


He could not place the general's demeanour.


"Aye. That was before you learned of Vengyr though." Lee's eyes narrowed again. "I am confused. I thought your white guild and pious church of Praios used to burn druids and witches at the stake?"


That was true, though Furio had never particularly liked that part of his duties. He felt too ashamed to reply to that. They had almost eradicated the druids and witches of Horas in peace time but now they might have need of them again. It was a hypocritical position to take.


"Drink." Lee said again and Furio forced the liquid down his throat, holding himself better this time though it robbed him of his breath for a few seconds.


He was feeling light-headed already.


"Scalia wants the druid." Lee told him afterwards. "Tell me, Furio the red, is that within your power?"


Furio felt his numbing face darken all on it's own.


"I would not know how. She was particularly unwilling to give him up."


Lee seemed to ponder that for a second, looking at a dead, jellied eyeball he had picked from the platter.


"The pale giant, the mighty druid and one-hundred-meter tall girls." He smirked without raising his eyes. "This war has taken a turn for the weird quite quickly. It always does when you mages are about."


Lee had tried to attack Maraskan with the royal Horasian fleet, but their ventures had turned out almost as bad as Demon Hog if the stories were true.


"Believe me, General." Furio replied. "I had rather it were just men and artillery too."


Lee met his eyes, smirking before throwing the eyeball into his mouth, chewing.


"Drink."


After that cup Furio had trouble sitting upright. He allowed himself a piece of meat, plucking it up with his fingers. It was salty and savoury and soaked up the burning quite nicely but the splinters of bone in it would have made him gag if his throat had not been rendered torpid from the snaps.


"Nice, isn't it?" Lee said spitting splinters of bone to the ground.


He refilled their cups yet again.


"What is it that you want of me?" Furio dared to ask, blunt with liquid courage.


Lee showed a cryptic smile: "Once upon a time there was a drought and Rur said to Gror that they should turn the hungry peoples' iron into silver so that they may buy food. Gror replied to Rur that they should not do that lest they be asked to turn copper into gold."


"Is this a riddle?" The mage asked confused.


He scratched his head where the wound had been and his fingernails returned even bloodier and dirtier than before.


"Drink." Lee raised his cup, smiling. "To Lefleur."


"He was a good man." Furio concurred, the world starting to swim before his eyes.


"The general means to send you out to steal the druid." Lee revealed after downing his cup.


"How would it be done?" Furio asked in bewilderment. "And why me?"


"Who better? You seem the only one capable of it."


"But how?" The mage insisted.


"Copper into gold." The general smiled with an apologetic shrug. "Those are not my orders."


"You are punishing me for having done good." Furio protested drunkenly. "She will not let me have the druid. She will kill me if I try and steal him."


"General Scalia wants you to get the druid by any means necessary." Lee's mouth twisted mischievously all of a sudden. "I want you to get the giantess to fight for us. Both, if you can."


Furio wanted to protest but the words would not align themselves in his mind. He was too drunk to care about the madness of this venture. It was too grotesque as if he could wrap his numbing mind around it.


"Pebbles into diamonds." He heard himself mumble instead and took up the cup all on his own.


"I can see that you understand." Lee smiled his condolence and met his cup to a silent toast at last.


For the rest of the night, Furio drowned his bitterness at the bottom of the stone-clay bottle until he could no longer feel his own face.

Chapter 14 by squashed123

Chapter 14

 

Thorsten awoke bound to the saddle of a moving horse. His clothes had changed, that much he knew immediately. He wore some sort of half helm with chain mail over his neck and a leather strap under his chin, a metal shirt made of scales over some sort of gambeson and some plain, grey linen britches. Around his helm, someone had draped a wet piece of wolf's fur and that told him everything he needed to know, including who the man on the horse infront of him was, leading Thorsten's horse by the bridle.

 

How Léon had managed, Thorsten did not know, but it could not have been easy.

 

His first instinct was to look for a weapon but that did not serve with his head aching and spinning, even if he had found one in his reach.

 

"Lay calm, my friend." Léon told him after turning around and one of the raiders rode by and even padded him on the back.

 

They were amongst their company but it did not look as though they suspected a thing. Thorsten could not spy any of his Thorwlash around. There were many questions in his mind that needed answering but they only made his head hurt even more. Someone handed him a skin and he drank a sip of water that came spilling back up through his mouth as soon as he had swallowed.

 

The raiders were in a gloomy mood and they rode mostly in silence.

 

"Fucking giants." He heard a young man mutter at some point and others muttered their agreement.

 

There were no giants around now and Thorsten was glad for that. In retrospect, the battle had been a terrible mistake. His Thorwalsh would have made short work of the raiders alone, inspite of their horses and greater numbers. But they had never really stood a chance against the giants, not even with Léons artillery and crossbowmen.

 

"How is it going to be, fighting along side them, when they kill as many of us as they do the enemy?" The same man asked aloud.

 

"They just love their killing." Came the answer from behind, dark and gloomy, with a Bornlandish accent.

 

"We're back to foraging now, that's what we're good at. And we must not deal with no giants neither." A mounted archer in front tried to cheer him up.

 

Léon kept his mouth shut and Thorsten judged that that was best.

 

They rejoined with a small camp following in the woods, made up mostly of packhorses and women, and built a camp as soon as evening fell. Thorsten saw a few raiders trade coin, food or drink with the women in exchange for their favors. Others tried to force themselves upon them nonchantically, but that was put a quick end to by the copper-skinned leader of the bunch.

 

Léon helped him off his horse and eased him down. The Horasian had cut the fancy quillings of his shirt and dirtied it to make it look like a common one. Over that he had draped a thin, ruined gambeson that looked like it could not be closed anymore but had the picture of a wolf's head painted crudely on the back. The golden buckle on his boots was gone, as well as the long sleeves of his leather gloves.

 

"Shhhh." He told Thorsten when the Thorwalsh wanted to speak.

 

He leaned in close to Thorsten's ear and whispered: "There are no survivors but us. You need to get strong and then we will make our escape."

 

Thorsten exhaled furiously through his nostrills. He could be feasting in Swafnir's halls along side his kinsmen right now, but the Horasian had decided otherwise.

 

Léon seemed to know his grief.

 

"I know you would rather I had not done what I did." He whispered understandingly. "But see it this way. I have given you an opportunity to avenge your brothers! Isn't that a much better story to tell?"

 

There was truth to that and Thorsten relaxed a little. He was about to reply something when they were unbiddenly interrupted.

 

"What's he got?"

 

The voice was ruff and comming from behind Léon, promting the Horasian to turn around.

 

"Headwound." He said flatly, in an entirely different voice.

 

"'bet it was one of them giants hit'n him." The raider replied angrily. "They didn't care none where those huge sticks of them landed. I don't know you, do I?"

 

"Large company." Léon shrugged indifferently but Thorsten saw his hand edging towards his floret.

 

"Aye!" The man laughed suddenly. "But not so large anymore, eh? Damned giants, as if them boatfuckers wasn't worse enough. We'd never attacked them hadn't it been for Varg that huge, impalin' bitch. Did you see what she did for them survivors?"

 

"Aye." Léon nodded grimly.

 

Thorsten lifted his head to look beside him and get a glimpse of the raider. The man was short but muscled, past fourty by the looks of him, with hardened features and scruffy, greying hair.

 

"Oh, hey there!" He greeted Thorsten upon looking at his face. "Took a blow, eh? Don't worry, we'll get you some porridge and you'll be fine."

 

"He's a big one, isn't he...can't tell I know this one either." He turned back to Léon. "Thought I knew all the Thorwalsh we had."

 

"He must have joined from Sly's band." Léon shrugged again. "Nasty fighter, I heard."

 

"With those arms, for sure!" The man bellowed and laughed. "Care for a sip of mead? I took it off them boatfuckers' ship before them giants plundered everything. Good stuff."

 

Léon took the skin he was offered and drank a swallow, not entirely able to hide his distaste. Horasians preferred their wines to be made of grapes, not honey. The intruder walked around him, sat down next to Thorsten and took the skin back, drinking deep before amiably pouring into Thorsten's mouth.

 

"Ahhh, there you go!" He laughed. "Feels much better, eh?"

 

The mead was Thorwalsh indeed and came most welcome, to him anyways.

 

"Ah, don't be greedy now." he laughed scoldingly when Thorsten grabbed the skin to drink more.

 

Mead would help dull his headache for sure.

 

"I see you got one of them huge swords." The raider mentioned to Léon and nodded over to his horse where one of the Andergasters was bound. "Scary things. Can't be used on horseback though. I'll trade you for an axe, what say you?"

 

Léon shook his head: "It's the only one left. Varg bent the others into knots. It's the swords they used to kill the giants with. It's worth three axes, I'd say. And it's his, not mine."

 

He nodded at Thorsten.

 

"Ha, this man with that sword would make quite a terrible thing." The raider chuckled. "Awful small use against peasants though, eh?! Unless he wants to kill three with each stroke!"

 

He laughed so hard that Thorsten's face was covered in his spittle afterwards. Léon faked his laughter believably enough but Thorsten only managed a forced, painful smile.

 

"He's not the sharpest sword in the armory, is he?" The raider commented when he saw.

 

"Ha, no he isn't." Léon smirked. "And I fear that blow to his head didn't help his wits none."

 

Sudden anger welled up in Thorstens chest as it always did when he was taunted but he was too weak to do anything.

 

"Is there any word on where we will ride tomorrow?" Léon asked, changing the subject.

 

"I wouldn't know." The raider gave an indifferent shrug. "Probably some village or refugee camp, gettin' food and slaves for those damned giants lot."

 

The Horasian only grunted at that.

 

After a short silence the raider offered to bring some food and left the two of them blissfully alone.

 

"We must play along, be two of them now." Léon whispered hastily in Thorsten's ear. "These are the Howling Wolves, their leader is a Tulamid called Diego. They've split their forces and the leader of the other band is called Sly. You do well to remember that name."

 

"I will." Thorsten grunted horsely. "Have it your way, craven."

 

"I came here to find my brother." Léon whispered back. "It won't serve to be killed by some sorry lot of scum because I made the mistake of running to the aid of some boat-dwelling whale-worshipper."

 

"Go then." Thorsten spat arrogantly. "I'll be fine."

 

"We stand a better chance together." Léon argued quickly. "You will help me find my brother as you swore. After that, I will help you fight the giants. There's quite an adventure in this, I can smell it!"

 

Thorsten ignored the queer, encouraging smile Léon gave him but agreed in bitter silence. Even if he could fight, the raiders would make short work of him alone. They deserved to die for allying with giants but it was the giants that Thorsten had come to Andergast to kill and it had been the giants who killed most of his force too. He saw then that Léon had planned it this way all along. That's why he had saved the great-sword for Thorsten, why he had beaten him unconcious and saved him. If not anything, the Horasian was a very capable man, that much he had to admit.

 

"We will go and try to find sellswords and suitable weapons." Léon said encouragingly after that. "Together we will finish the job you came here to do. But for that we must live."

 

"Good." Thorsten whispered after chewing on it for a moment. "Help me remove my armor so that I can sleep. How did you manage to get me into this thing in the first place?"

 

"It wasn't easy." Léon smirked bitterly. "I took the scale shirt and helmet from one of your fallen friends. You Thorwalsh don't seem to be fond of armor, but he certainly was. Not that it helped him much..."

 

"Armor drags you down when you fall into the water." Thorsten explained. "But some of us prefer the protection in battle anyhow."

 

"Just so." Léon concurred. "Getting your clothes off was easy enough and then I put everything on you with a piece of wolf's fur floating in the river. No one seemed to have noticed in the heat of battle, but I ran out of time to change much of my own garb as you can see."

 

He flicked his ruined shirt with a finger and smiled.

 

Their new friend arrived back with the skin of mead and three bowls of porridge. He and Léon helped Thorsten sit up properly to eat and Thorsten was glad that he was able to keep it down. It was made of carrots and turnips and quite bitter tasting but came with a piece of hard saussage to keep them happy.

 

"Can't eat too good because we have to give most to the giants. Can't eat too bad or else brothers will run away." The raider ponderously phrased the dilemma.

 

"Lucky there's anything at all. Even meat." Léon commented in his commoner's voice.

 

"Aye." The raider grinned. "It's not too bad but we had better before the giants came along, eh? I've been with Diego since autumn past year. We can plunder much more now but we have to give it up all the same. Gareth's a bloody mess. Patrols everywhere! There's only single sightings of giants there though, not like here."

 

"So I heard." Léon lied.

 

"We thought we'd be knights and lords after the giants conquered Andergast." The man continued. "Now it looks like Varg isn't going to honor our agreement after all. Most of the guys I knew are dead now. Bloody giants, eh?"

 

"Well, you seem to have no trouble making new friends." Léon raised the skin to a toast before drinking.

 

"That's so." The man half-smiled. "Name is Arn. What's yours?"

 

Panic spread in Thorstens chest as he sensed the need to come up with a lie. He had never been good at that, ever.

 

"I am Léon. The big one's name is Thorsten." Léon said amiably and he realized that it was all the same to this lot.

 

But Arn's next question made him tense all over again.

 

"When did you join?"

 

His brain went to work immediately, looking for an answer. It was dangerous. If the conversation went into too much detail their cover would be blown just like that.

 

"Not so long ago." Léon replied vaguely. "One day I was riding messages, next day...well..."

 

He gestured first to himself and then around. The ease with which the Horasian did it was startling

 

"And you?" Arn asked directed at him.

 

Thorsten couldn't come up with a lie quick enough and so Léon threw himself into the breach for him.

 

"Oh, he doesn't like to talk." He began mysteriously. "Some say he was a pirate before he came to us, but that's uncertain. He's not much of a talker you see, he's...rather timmid."

 

"Timmid Thorsten!" Arn laughed again. "Yes, I like that, haha!"

 

He roared loudly and slapped his belly.

 

"Hahaha! Timmid Thorsten! Hehehe! And Lying Léon!"

 

Within a heartbeat he had grabbed the Horasian by the neck and pulled him down, pressing a dagger to his throat. At the same time, Thorsten found himself surrounded by other outlaws, pointing spears at him.

 

"Don't get up." One of them told him with a sly smile, pushing him back down with the point of his spear.

 

"You fuckers have quite some guts, eh?!" Arn, if that was his real name, shouted angrily. "Wear a piece of wolf and think good ol' Arn wouldn't notice, did you?! I know every face in this bloody company! Diego told me to set a trap for you, haha, and the spider's fangs snapped shut!"

 

He took florret and dagger from Léon and threw them aside before he leaned back, releasing the Horasian but still keeping the dagger pointed at his throat.

 

"Well done, Arn." A voice behind the row of men said.

 

They made way and through came the copper-skinned man. His face was hard to make out in the fading light around but the broad, squat nose was clearly outlined against the moonlight. He wore black chain mail under a short leather vest with padded shoulders, red and black motley gambeson britches and simple brown boots which matched his fingerless gloves. Around his shoulders he had a cape of wolf's fur and his long, black hair was bound to a loosening ponytail behind his head.

 

Everyone took a respectful step back.

 

"Quite the cunning feat." The man remarked at his two captives. "Impressive. It would have worked nicely if it weren't for faithful old Arn here. Let me guess, you would have made off with two of my horses as soon as you found your strength back."

 

That did not need any reply.

 

"It was not my wish to attack you." The dark, tiny eyes fell on Thorsten. "The giants forced my hand. You bloodied us well, I think your friends will have no trouble entering the halls of your forefathers."

 

Thorsten gave a reflexive, courteous nod at that and felt like a fool.

 

"You ought to be strangled for serving those beasts." He forced out after collecting himself, grinding his teeth in anger, half mad with himself.

 

The raider smiled sourly and looked deeply into Thorsten's eyes.

 

"I know." He said. "But in these times, good order must give way to survival. I am but a simple raider, trying to make ends meet."

 

"You wanted a kingdom for yourself." Thorsten scolded him. "And you wanted the giants to give it to you."

 

"Aye." There was that smile again. "And see how that is turning out. Who may say that there are no gods in face of such heavenly justice?"

 

"It is natural for the weak to seek alliance with the strong." Léon fell in before Thorsten could ramble about false gods.

 

"Yes, but who is weak and who is strong?" The man raised an eyebrow. "We made a gamble, in truth, and lost. Now it is time to cut our losses."

 

"And cut your ties with unfaithful partners?" Léon challenged him.

 

The man's mouth twitched amusedly for a split-second but he ignored the question.

 

"You were unlucky Arn keeps such a tight grip on the men. I fear I must take you captive now. I am Diego, leader to this sorry lot of free-riders." He said instead.

 

"I am..." Thorsten began but the raider cut him off dismissively.

 

"I do not care who you are. You are my prisoners. But you do not have to remain prisoners."

 

There was something queerly noble about how the man spoke, but that might have been his southern heritage.

 

"What do you mean by that?" Léon asked suspiciously.

 

"I have lost two thirds of my strength." Diego smiled sourly. "In these parts the best I can do with to fill up my ranks are broken men. Other than that, I have only peasants. Judging by what I saw at Andrafall, I could make good use of you two. And it shall be to your advantage. What say you?"

 

"You mean to grant us our lives if we join you?" Léon asked with a hint too much hope in it.

 

"This is folly!" Thorsten interjected venomously. "We are not your friends."

 

Lending sharpness to his voice nearly made his head split in half.

 

"Would you rather I took your heads?" The Tulamid man gave him a weighing, sad look.

 

"If you wish." Thorsten said defiantly, grinding his teeth in pain. "Best you take mine and sell him for ransom. He has the look of a high born fool about him."

 

He nodded over to Léon who's face slipped into stupid disbelief. Thorsten did not care. He was sick of treating with such evil men. There was a moment of pregnant silence before Diego's mouth twitched into another sour smile.

 

"Thorwalsh." He grinned. "Your people are an astonishing lot. I will not have your head. You can join us or be slaves to the giants. Your choice."

 

With another sour smile he took his leave but not before commanding the outlaws to bind Thorsten and Léon hand and feet and keeping them under guard.

 

"Did you happen to come across a Horasian by the name of Lionel Logue?" Léon asked shouting after him while the raiders already went to work.

 

"Not to my knowledge." Diego replied courteously after turning around. "But I regrett to say that I do not know the names of everyone we slew or took captive."

 

"If you had come across him, you would know." Léon replied bitterly and the conversation was over at last.

 

Thorsten wanted to fight but as soon as he started to struggle, the world shook again and his stomach turned upside down. With the men holding him down he would have drowned on it had they not turned him over in time.

 

They must have sent the mute and the halfwit to him, because those two queer men showed up a short while later. The mute was an old man with wrinkly face and a stork tatoo on his shoulder, marking him for a man of Peraine. He might have been a priest at some point, Thorsten guessed, because the man knew some art of healing. If in fact he had been, he would not be able to tell because someone had cut out his tongue.

 

In place of that, he had the halfwit. The simpleton with a cylindrical head and squat face was always smiling amiably, even though his pale, blue eyes looked into opposite directions. He spoke for the mute which became clear after the old man clacked angrily with his mouth and the lackwit told Thorsten to lay back.

 

After some looking into Thorsten's eyes, feeling his brow and examinitng the small cut on his head, there was some more seemingly senseless clacking.

 

"You will be fine in few days, Elgor says." The lackwittet boy lisped. "The more you avoid doing hard things, the quicker you will be good again. And you have to drink nettle tea, Elgor says."

 

Thorsten and Léon were bound back to back with tight hempen rope and the mute gently pushed them over so that they may sleep. The outlaws even gave them a blanket each to rest their heads on and a another one to drape over them so they would not be cold in the night. They were under constant watch however and thus could not begin to plan their escape.

 

Also, Thorsten grew unsure of the Horasian. He might have acted Léon's friend to the outlaws but that did not change the reality of their alienness. The hit to the head Thorsten could forgive, even though the plan had failed. But being a Horasian, a society that killed whales for ambra and train-oil, was a wholly different thing.

 

They broke camp at first light and Thorsten was already feeling a little better. He still got a little dizzy when he was on his feet but the headache did not have the resemblance of an axe burried in his skull anymore.

 

About six dozen fighters were left to Diego after the fighting at Andrafall and thus he proclaimed that they would make to support Sly's party which was raiding in the west with about one hundred men. They rode cross-country and game trails further and further through deep Andergastian forest. Sometimes, the trees, especially evergreens, would grow so close to each other that almost no sunlight came through. In Other places, for example where the huge stoneoaks grew, the forest was doused in a pleasant green light, that could have a magical appearance to it at times.

 

Thorsten was not a good rider by any accounts but the old plow-horse he sat was calm and well suited to follow the horse infront and the man atop it. On horseback, his feet were not bound but with his hands behind his back he could not reach for bridle even if he had thought that a good idea.

 

The outlaws, for some reason, grew increasingly restless with every step they took further west and Thorsten could clearly see fear in their eyes. He had some reasonable remembrance of the river Ingval which flowed west-wards through many tiny villages, first Andergast's, then Nostria's with the border town of Joborn in the middle. He knew of nothing that was immediately west of where they were that could scare anyone so.

 

The answer came soon however when Diego reined up to him and Léon to give instructions. Thorsten noticed that his demeanour was that of a seasoned, yet rather uninspiring commander, calm but quick and collected, devoid of any emotion other than a hint of unexplainable bitterness, as though he'd rather be somewhere else entirely. When he was talking Thorsten thought that one might mistake him for some nobleman, but his face spoke against that notion. His eyes were tiny and black, almost hidden under black bushy eyebrows, but his nose was flat and broad, yet long somehow and curved downwards, flattening his otherwise long face. His chin was dimpled and strong but his forehead weak and receding. The mustachio he wore was as bushy as his eyebrows and all but hid the thin, pale lips of his mouth.

 

"These are dangerous parts ahead." He told them sourly. "We must move swiftly and silently. There will be no shouting, no matter what. Keep in the shadows, and if we are discovered, hide. Avoid places where you can see the sky. When one of them passes over us, get off your horses and stay still."

 

Thorsten knew what he was talking about even though Léon might still not quite believe it. They rode through dark, dense patches of forest, preferring those areas where evergreens sucked in the light. Those were treacherous for the horses to traverse however, and the going was tough. There was not much talking if any, but many a frightened look or a pricked ear. The general tension was palpable.

 

They camped at even-fall without fires and more than a dozen lookouts on trees, nibbling on stale bread and hard sausage. Then, the lookouts started howling like wolves and that brought the scouts and outriders back to them a while after. That was how they called each other over distances. Howling. In the woods it echoed far and wide and anyone unsuspecting would take them for actual wolves. It also helped the fallen behind baggage-train to find the right path to the camp.

 

At last came a man into their camp that had not been with them before, which Thorsten could tell because he looked as though he had spent the past few weeks in the wild. His clothing was sturdy leather and linen but above that he had tied tussocks of grass and brush for concealment. He was well within Thorsten's earshot when the raiders came gathering around to hear him speak.

 

"Mhh, mead!" He began happily after someone had given him a wineskin.

 

After drinking almost the entire thing at once, he looked at the gathering cluster of people with a grin that was a tad too broad to pass off as fully sane.

 

"How are you, and where is Pip?" Diego asked him when he arrived.

 

"Pip got eaten by a bear but I'm fine." He said in a strange sing-song voice. "There's not much food anymore though. The hunters from the village have hunted the woods dry and those gargantuan footfalls that flatten trees like twigs don't help settle new wildlife none!"

 

He grinned again as though what he had said had been especially amusing.

 

"I'm eating bugs though." He continued. "There's a lot of dead wood where the trees are crushed and the beetles and worms like that very much. When it rains I get earthworms too but those are not so tasty. But what should I do when my traps remain empty? I'd like to take some provisions this time, eh, or maybe you could send someone else? Let me stay with the party for a time, yes?"

 

"What can you tell me of the village?" Diego interrupted his rambling with an icy look.

 

"I watch it every day." The man replied with widening eyes. "Hiding in the brushes!"

 

He laughed and pivoted back and forth on his arse: "Sometimes they walk almost right over me! And I can hear them talk and they have women too! Beautiful to look at. Some at least...the villagers, I mean. Not the huge ones. The huge ones are good looking too, but so huge! Hehehehehe!"

 

He descended into a fit of giggling and started pivoting even harder.

 

"Flowers!" Diego snapped and the man's eyes widened at hearing his name. "Enough with this. Tell me what I want to know!"

 

"Ah, yes. Apologies, mh." He swallowed. "There is a normal giantess in charge of the village now and more people have come. They've built new buildings but have trouble keeping everyone fed. Ohhh, but that's not the most important!"

 

He made a pregnant pause and everyone leaned in closer to hear his words.

 

"Two days ago, I think..." He scratched his head and made a face. "It might have been, ehm, three, ehh...in any case, they're gone! The two went away one evening and only the bigger one returned!"

 

His face said that that was something very important, but Thorsten could not tell whether it was to be trusted in this man.

 

"Gone?" Diego asked incredulously.

 

"Yes, mhmhmhmh!" Flowers almost sang. "Now she was all grumbly looking when she returned. Packed a giant bag and went off again, not returning! Oh! Hihihi!"

 

A swell of mumbling erupted from everyone around while he sniggered.

 

"And that normal giantess?" Diego asked, narrowing his eyes.

 

"Is still there." Flowers promised. "But she has softened up, hehe. She is no longer killing folk, far as I know. Not in the village, at least, she's not!"

 

"What are you thinking boss? Should we raid it? Maybe we could take one giantess..." Some other outlaw mumbled next to Diego.

 

The Tulamid pursed his lip before shaking his head: "Too much risk. And it doesn't sound like there is anything worth taking."

 

"There's women. Flowers said so. And we could take all those people as slaves for the giants." The outlaw offered.

 

"Other than the giantess I haven't seen any defences, no." Flowers added dutifully.

 

Diego chewed his lip while more voices started adding their opinions.

 

"There have to be hidden treasures!" A young man with shortbow in hand insisted vehemently. "Otherwise, why would the huge wenches protect it?"

 

"It's just a food storage for them." An old spearman held against. "Folk live a miserable life there, getting squashed like bugs or eaten by those cunts."

 

"But the girls are gone! And they do not have any fortifications we know of!"

 

"The villagers might still be too many for us to take on!"

 

"They're just peasants mostly, and unarmed!"

 

"How many are in the village right now?" Diego asked, commanding silence by raising his hand.

 

"Ahh." Flowers scratched himself under his hat. "Two, three hundred maybe more. I can't be certain. Some come, some go, more go though. Ha!"

 

Half of them would be women that, outside of Thorwal, were notoriously unable to defend themsevles. And there would be children too. Six dozen outlaws with horses might have been enough to raid the village but Diego decided to join up with Sly's party first.

 

Thorsten and Léon ate as good as the raiders and were given enough water too. The halfwit fed them and drank them like babes. Only with losing food and drink afterwards he would not help them and when it became impossible to hold in, Thorsten relieved himself into his britches and Léon let go soon after that. It was a demeaning experience to be sure.

 

"You fuckers smell like piss, haha!" A guardsman noted a while after, holding his hand infront of his nose. "Sure you don't want to join as yet?"

 

"Fuck off." Thorsten spat and gave the man an angry glare.

 

He had resolved that he would not be part of a band of giant serving slavers. Never.

 

"Well, if you want to end your life on one of Varg's stakes..." The man shrugged and moved away to piss against a tree.

 

The giantess had crushed some of the surviving Thorwalsh and torn others to pieces in her hands, but most she had impaled on stakes. When the outlaws had ridden off with the order to return to foraging, most of them had still been alive, screaming, crying, whimpering, until they could no more. Thorsten had overheard the story from the raiders but did not want to think about it too much.

 

"Must feel guilty." The raider called over, pissing. "All your friends fucked to death by giant wooden cocks and you alive and useless."

 

He was about Thorsten's age with a broken nose, pale eyes and more gaps in his mouth than teeth. He bit on his tongue and smiled viciously while he eyed Thorsten over his shoulder.

 

"Bet it'll be real nice with the giants. Pretty boy like you, maybe Varg will shove you up her cunny, eh? Hehehe!"

 

Thorsten felt anger boiling within himself and his bulging arms scraped painfully against the ropes.

 

"Cut these ropes and I'll knock a few more of those teeth out." He threatened.

 

The young man stopped pissing, turned around and came over, cock in hand, before releasing the rest of his golden stream onto Thorsten's head.

 

"Eh, do you like that, boatfucker?" He taunted.

 

Thorsten was helpless but almost mad with rage. The more he struggled however, the more he had to concede that it was useless.

 

"Derek!" An older raider shouted from somewhere. "Stop that! If Diego sees you!"

 

He came stomping over with heavy strides while Derek tugged his penis away.

 

"And what if they do join us, huh?" The older man went on. "What do you think he's going to do to you as soon as he has two free hands, huh?"

 

He took Derek by the ear and twisted, making him scream. Wet with urine and stinking like filth, sleep came much harder. The one that had chased off Derek had taken over the watch however, and he drank a little too heavily from his wine skin which had him snoring softly within an hour. The other guard, a restless man whom everyone called Weasel, had snuck off a while ago to tumble with a camp follower or something like that.

 

It wasn't long before Léon whispered: "Let's join them and see if we can't make our escape that way."

 

"No." Thorsten whispered back, stubbornly.

 

"Why not?"

 

"I will not help them enslave more innocent people."

 

"You seemed content with it until we were discovered." Léon argued and even with his voice hushed Thorsten could hear the annoyance in his tone.

 

Thorsten ground his teeth. His head had hurt and he had not been able to asses the situation but he knew he'd sound like a whiny girl if he said that.

 

"I don't want to become a serf for the ogres." Léon went on. "I have seen what they did to our surviving men. If you are unwilling to go, I will do it alone!"

 

Thorsten did not answer. He wasn't good at arguing with the Horasian, that much he had learned already.

 

"If the gods are good...I mean, if we are lucky, we can make off before there is any fighting." Léon continued in the hopes of swinging his mind.

 

"They have outriders, scouts and trackers. They would catch us within a day." Thorsten replied gloomily.

 

"You are right." Léon agreed meekly and Thorsten turned his head in surprise.

 

"But I am sick of being a captive already." He added and sounded so sad that Thorsten genuinely felt for him.

 

Thorsten was feeling the same, in truth. Maybe even much more so. The Thorwalsh cherished their freedom more than anything else, and he was no exception. Being tied up all day drove him near mad. He used to spend his days practising with axe and shield or competing against his friends in throwing axes, drinking and brawling. Brawling with girls could sometimes lead to other things, especially if he lost, and he missed that too.

 

"Let's say we did make it." Thorsten whispered carefully. "How do you plan on surviving in the wild? You struck me as a fancy man, not one of hunting, trapping or fishing?"

 

Thorsten was half decent with a fishing rod but on the run they would not have time to spend hours on the banks of streams catching fish. With a bow and arrow he could hit a ship at one hundred yards but he doubted that he would be able to hit a fleeing hare, let alone shoot a deer through the neck.

 

"I know as little of those things as you do." Léon admitted. "But the raiders are well provisioned."

 

"So we would steal as much food as we could, take their fastest horses and then what?"

 

"We have to find sell-swords for hire if we mean to return to these parts." Léon replied vaguely.

 

"Maybe we could make it down the Ingval to Nostria or even Thorwal." Thorsten offered. "I saw a few half-decent boats in the abandoned villages. If we are where I think we are, all we must do is go sou-sou-west. If we reach the river before they find us, we can outrun them on the stream."

 

The raiders might have been used to living in the woods but they had no decent boatmen as far as they knew. And even if they did, Thorsten was sure that he could outmatch any Andergastian fisher, timber rafter or ferryman that might have tried his luck with the outlaws.

 

"It's settled then?" Léon asked and Thorsten ground his teeth.

 

Somehow the Horasian had won again.

 

"It is imperative that we act the part convincingly." He went on, taking Thorsten's silence for approval. "It will take some compromise on our part to be sure."

 

That meant keeping his mouth shut a lot, Thorsten knew. He would have to keep his rage under control and his pride in check too. He prayed to Swafnir that it would not take too long. The old man at guard stirred then and woke as heavy drops of water started falling down on them from above. Over the dense roof of trees it was raining only mildly but the water accumulated somewhere before inevitably finding it's way downwards in thick, cold droplets.

 

With a strange sense of delight Thorsten listened to the complaints and curses of waking outlaws. As for himself, he was glad that the piss was being washed off his face. And if the raiders could not get enough sleep, surely that would help keep their guard down.

 

"One in three captives tried to run after they joined us." Diego warned them the next morning. "So far, we have recaptured all of them. I will not doubt your sincerity without cause but if you harbour any thought of making off, know that we will hunt you down and personally deliver you to the impaler."

 

He might have said "cut your throat" or "skin you alive" or any number of things, but apparently, being given to Varg was the worst he had to offer. Maybe, if Thorsten and Léon had remained captives, they would have been given to other giants who maybe were not quite as worse.

 

"Have no fear, boss." Léon smiled confidently but Thorsten only managed a forced nod.

 

As a punishment for pissing on them, Diego had Derek loose their fetters. Thorsten knocked his head so hard into the young man's face that the once broken nose broke once again and it's owner cried like a child. To top that off, Léon placed his balled fist on top of it a second time, as soon as he too had two free hands. That gave an aproving look from Diego and laughter all around.

 

"Here are the rules." Diego's face turned serious again. "Had you joined freely you would have been allowed to keep your possessions. But the way you joined I fear what was yours is ours now. However, you need weapons. You can find better ones in time, I am sure. You should have no trouble rising in the company either."

 

Then he went on about how there was to be no fighting and thieving within the party, that camp followers were to be respected, how loot was divided, how much and when they were going to be paid and other things, but all Thorsten could think about was getting a decent weapon.

 

If he had hoped however to receive the huge Andergaster, he was disappointed. He and Léon each received a bent spear and small square shield with a crude wolf's head painted on it. On top of that, Thorsten received a short sword and Léon the thick, broad-bladed dagger that had been on Thorsten's hip before the battle at Andrafall.

 

When Thorsten asked for armour he was informed that they would have to rise in the ranks and earn it first, or take it off a corpse they made, but was given the scale shirt and gambeson anyway on account of it being too large for anyone else to wear and a wolf-skin cap to keep his head warm and dry. Léon asked for his florett too and recieved it without hesitation. The raiders had used the thing as a meat skewer in the mean time, roasting two hares and a quail over a fire with it. The steel was bent, sooty and shun in queer colours but he didn't seem to mind that as much as Thorsten had expected.

 

When Léon complained however that his gold and silver was missing, the copper-skinned Tulamid only shrugged and said that it would be unjust to deny the camp followers their hard earned coins. No doubt Léons wealth was spread all over the company by then, and impossible to retrieve. He would be payed like the others and had to be content with that.

 

Without money they would not be able to buy sellswords, Thorsten knew, but if they made it to Thorwal that would not be a problem. They could wait for his father to return with the fleet or try and raise a new force from the many villages. In any case, they would have to figure out a way to fight the giants effectively. As far as Thorsten had seen, the way of the shield wall, axes, spears and bows had been woefully ineffective. If they meant to stand a chance they would need huge long- or war bows pulled by the strongest amongst men and walls of sturdy, well made spears to keep the giants at bay. But for any of that, they would have to get away first.

 

The outlaws welcomed them two-fold. On the one hand, they seemed reserved and mistrusting to new folk in their ranks, on the other they seemed glad to have new faces among them. Thorsten made a point of looking grim and dangerous so that he would not have to answer too many questions but some men were simply too curious to care. The younger ones were more amicable to him he found out quickly and some of them soon became impossible to hate.

 

Thorsten saved his sausage that morning to start on provisions for their escape but did not receive a second when he asked for it. With money he would have been able to buy one but that would have to wait until Diego would pay them. A member of the howling wolves made ten coppers a week, the equivalent of a silver coin which was handsome pay for any common man, and was allowed to keep spoils he made, except food items, too. Food was given out three times a day, however tightly rationed.

 

The fighting men and camp followers were allowed to trade and gamble with each other though and so Thorsten won five coppers and a heel of bread arm wrestling against three men, all of whom he beat. A friendly, middle-aged woman offered to wash his clothes for him and he gladly paid her a copper before taking a quick, naked bath in a nearby stream. Léon tried himself at dice but only lost his dagger and indebted himself to the tune of two silver coins which did not win him any friends. His proposal to solve the issue by a "duel of first blood" was not well received either.

 

Soon, they were riding again though, and there was no time to worry. The rain fell heavier, grew weaker and came back again all day long. In cap, scale shirt and gambeson, Thorsten could not be bothered by that but the endless riding soon made his body ache almost everywhere. Thorwalsh were a people of boats and ships, not used to horse back over long distances.

 

Not used to fight on horseback either, Thorsten dabbed at nearby trees and bushes to practise, trying hard not to fall out of the saddle. As he moved up and down the column he found that the outlaws maintained an absurd number of scouts to all directions. Like a fishing net, they combed through the woods and oft as not a scout would come back with some game he made with his short bow. The scouts seemed to be the best riders among the bunch, having no trouble traversing even the most difficult grounds were roots threatened the horses' sure footing. Some were even able to ride free handed and shoot their bows from horseback while on the move, a most useful skill against anyone who didn't have a shield to protect himself, Thorsten had to concede.

 

The scouts also discovered a family of 'earth dwellers' which turned out to be peasants who had run away, trying their ill luck hiding in the woods. The raiders took off them what they could make use of, raped mother and daughter a few times before Diego could intervene, rode over the son when he made off and killed the father when it turned out that he was stricken with consumption. The females were offered to join the camp following and not be given as slaves to giants, which was Diego's way of trying to rectify the raping. They accepted without hesitation.

 

That evening, when Thorsten got off his horse he stretched and rubbed his aching back. The headache had receded so much that he could barely feel it now but he couldn't tell whether that was because his head was getting better or because the rest of him was hurting as though he had been trampled by a bull. The rain had stopped but not before it had finally soaked through the gambeson and that didn't help the pain at all. He was still rubbing when a camp follower approached him after the baggage train had arrived almost an hour later.

 

"Hey there, big man." She cooed, stepping wide to the side to expose a bit of ankle under her dirty, grey skirt. "For a copper I'll rub that for you. For three coppers I'll rub you somewhere else."

 

She leaned forward to allow a glimpse of her cleavage, one hand kneading a modestly sized breast, the other shooting forward to knead his groin through his britches. She was dirty on account of the march but not ugly by any standards. Her young face was plain, if truth be told, but Thorsten didn't mind that.

 

Even though he was consciously more attracted to Thorwalsh women, tall, strong, feisty and fierce, he had to admit that this one made him stir. She had dirty blonde hair that was slightly curly which made her look almost precious. But as tempted as he was, he wouldn't waste what little money he had on her.

 

"Try your luck with someone else." He told her and brushed her hand off him.

 

"Oh, come on." Her lips pursed and her hand came back. "I'm just what you need after a long ride. One silver and you can have me behind the bushes."

 

Her mouth moved up and his head involuntarily lowered to meet it but before they could kiss, the girl coyly moved away making him chase her. Then she smiled and pushed a finger against his mouth. By then, he was as hard as rock down below and she noticed through her caress.

 

"Hmm, such a big man!" She moaned softly. "Come on, I want you right now."

 

Thorsten allowed his hand to touch her breast which produced an excited gasp from her as he knead it while murmuring in her ear: "I do not have the money."

 

Abruptly, she stopped, tore his hand away and stepped backwards.

 

"I should have known it. Stupid boy, wasting my time like that!" She slapped him across his face, turned on her heel and stormed off, accompanied by laughter, Thorsten's loudest of all.

 

From the corner of his eye he saw the scout approaching, riding through the trees like a madman. Thorsten had heard the howling from the camp and the scout's echoing reply getting closer, but had not noticed the urgency with which the man rode. His brown steed had foam across her mouth and there was an arrow sticking out of the buckler on his back. He was in such a hurry that he had almost ridden down the wench and crushed her under his horse.

 

"Out of the way!" He screamed, but the girl could only shriek in horror, only fate saving her life.

 

Every fighting man came running to hear the scout's news.

 

Thorsten made sure that his horse was bound securely before snatching up shield and spear and running after him. When he arrived everyone stood around in a large circle and Diego had just arrived demanding to hear a report.

 

"Mountain men!" The scout gasped breathlessly. "Skin-wearing, jibberish-talking goat fuckers. Almost got me, the sons of whores. Half an hour north of here, on foot. Oakbert and six others are setting an ambush to delay them if they pursue."

 

He pulled the arrow out of his buckler to reveal a horn tip. Everyone looked at Diego as if he knew what that meant but the Tulamid outlaw looked as puzzled as all of them.

 

"Jibberish-talkin' ?" An old, one-eyed man with a spear inquired before anyone could say anything.

 

"Talking queer." The scout replied, still out of breath. "Screaming like madmen, not a word I could understand. Sounded like that giants tongue, almost."

 

"Ah." The old man cleared his throat and noisily spat on the ground. "Kuningaz Beryanoz, from the mountains all the way north of here. Nasty fuckers. Love to fight at night. Bloody perfect..."

 

He looked above towards the quickly darkening sky. There was maybe an hour left before it would be pitch dark in the forest.

 

"What are mountain clans doing this far south?" Someone else asked in thick, low-born Andergastian accent.

 

"Could be giants drove them out of there." The old man offered.

 

"Or they're just raiding like we are, taking what can be taken." Diego spoke to shut everyone up. "Men, we must arm ourselves and fight. We can't afford to have others fishing in our pond."

 

"Aye!" The men answered, even though his tone was more sour than encouraging.

 

Howling could be heard in the distance. Not from one throat but several, sounding frantic, scared before it ended abruptly. Diego's mouth tightened.

 

"Light torches and fires." He commanded. "I want our camp to shine bright as daylight. Leave the horses here, they are no use to us in the dark. Pile up all we have and make it look like a lot. All camp followers should remain with the pile."

 

"But the clansmen will take it!" Someone exclaimed angrily. "They'll kill everyone and take our loot!"

 

"Yes." Diego replied with a sour smile. "We'll present them with a plum, ripe and sweet, ready for the taking. And when they come to pluck it we shall brake out of the brush and teach them to return to the damned mountains from whence they came!"

 

-

 

"Do those of poor life choices have an affinity to drink or does drink lead to poor life choices, you think?" The queer lord asked from across the table.

 

"Drinking is a poor life choice, my Lord Mannelig." Dari replied, drinking heavy on her ale.

 

They both laughed. The air was thick with smoke and the smell of roasting meat. It was deep in the night and Dari was starving for food. At the other end of the hall, Bergatroll roared over something Nagash had told her. Sitting on a vast pile of furs the two giantesses had a lot to tell each other in their old, ogrish tongue Dari couldn't understand a word of. Together they occupied a good third of the massive, ancient structure, even though it would have had to be twice as high if it meant to allow either of them to stand upright.

 

"I see my daughter is enjoying herself." Mannelig observed contently. "I cannot tell you how happy I am to host you."

 

Dari gave a friendly smile even though she was still shaking inside.

 

"What are the odds?" She asked, looking over to Bergatroll and Nagash. "You are not her natural father are you?"

 

"No, hehe." Lord Mannelig smiled back. "But I accept my wife's daughter as my own, as is my right."

 

Still, he would be wise to ask Nagash as to her thoughts of that, but Dari was not one to point out the fly in his ointment.

 

He leaned over the table: "I have arranged to feast your men outside. It sounded like they much preferred that?"

 

"Yes." Dari replied courteously. "And thank you. This was all a quite...unexpected. I cannot blame them for not trusting our sudden luck."

 

Neither did she for that matter, but she wouldn't say that either.

 

"A victory without fighting is a victory indeed. Or be it without much fighting. My people will grieve for the ones my daughter slew."

 

A sudden bitterness swept into his vigour that made his grief over the twenty or so spearmen Nagash had killed so real that it sounded as though he thought of them as sons of his own blood. Even with her leg injury , the giantess had made short work of the first levies they encountered without being struck even once. Mannelig's men had run off to their lord who had asked his wife to help in the defence. But when the two giantesses recognized each other, no fighting was resumed.

 

"We did not know, my lord." She apologised. "The ale-trader was bound for you but mistook our village for your holdfast on account of the great hut we built for your daughter. Starving as we were, we took what they had, him and his men, and through his protests we heard of your manor here. We never expected to be welcomed with such open arms."

 

With Nagash's loyalties suddenly in question and Lord Mannelig still armed with sword and mail she resolved that it was best to tread carefully here. Mannelig was hard to read, or so easy to read that one was naturally inclined to mistrust. His emotions, thoughts and feelings were so obvious that they either had to be true or the play acting of the greatest liar Dari had ever seen. Either way, she had loosened the knife on her belt.

 

'What kind of man marries that?' She thought, looking over to Bergatroll.

 

She was not as tall as Nagash but had a lot more mass to her. Her skin was darker too, as was her hair. If Nagash had a father, she clearly took more after him. After rejoining, mother and daughter were inseparable and did not care at all for the little humans around them. They opened the gigantic doors to the hall and crawled in, serving girls scurrying out of their paths. Bergatroll had only stopped to demand meat and mead of her husband but never so much as waited for a reply.

 

Dari sensed that there could be more to Mannelig's hospitality than feeding his wife's daughter.

 

"I know, child." He raised his hands to calm her. "Before I met my wife in these mountains, my people and I knew hungry nights all too well. But how came that you were starving, pray tell me?"

 

"You know of our...goddesses." She began, the word bitter on her tongue as often as she said it. "We...our village is making food for them, hunting and gathering in the woods around. But as of late the forrest does not yield enough to feed us any longer. "

 

"Have you not arranged for stores?" He interjected with a raised brow.

 

"How could we have?" Dari shrugged helplessly. "Our goddesses consume more than all us combined in one sitting. And since they left four days ago and we cannot feed ourselves people have started to disappear taking crucial tools and supplies with them. By raiding your holdfast with the help of your fearsome daughter we hoped to sustain ourselves longer until our goddesses came back."

 

That was not all the truth, but Dari was a master liar herself. The fanatics that had taken Laura, and sometimes even Janna, for goddesses would never abandon the village, even if it meant death. But Dari was only staying in the dreadful place on account of Xardas' quest. She had gone to the giant mountain of metal a few times only to see that it was impossible for any human to climb. But her relationship with Nagash was not good enough yet to ask her to betray the titanic girls and help Dari steal the broken druid. Therefore she had to hold on, pass more time and look for an opportunity. There was no doubt in her mind that if she abandoned it all and fled, Xardas would find and kill her. Vividly, she remembered the pages in his memoires, and she did not want to be subject to any of which she had read there.

 

"Ah, I saw the hungry look on your faces after my wife and daughter were so unexpectedly rejoined. The look of men who have eaten bark and worms and considered eating their own dead."

 

He shuddered deeply before turning to the serving girls that oddly made up all other people in the hall: "Serve the food now, our guests are starving."

 

Huge chunks of roasted mutton were cut from one of the spits where whole animals turned over fires. A wheel of goat cheese and a platter of onions were placed on the table aswell. Bergatroll and Nagash received a whole roasted goat each and in front of Dari they placed a heavy cast-iron pot which contents smelled so good that Dari's stomach churned painfully.

 

"Ah, kid, cooked in her mothers' own milk flavoured with herbs from the mountains." Lord Mannelig rubbed his hands together. "My people may call me Lord of Mutton, but I dare say not even Queen Effine of Andergast eats this fine on a regular day, eh?"

 

"Kid?" Dari asked shocked, peering into the pot.

 

"Ha!" Mannelig chuckled tiredly. "You are a city girl, I knew. Eh, baby goat, as it were."

 

"It smells delicious." She said relieved, grabbing for a wooden bowl and spooning suckling goat and milk-sauce into it.

 

Lord Mannelig watched her amusedly and she stopped. Had she made a mistake, by chance failed to follow some local custom? The queer lord made it easy to trust him. Too easy, in fact.

 

"Apologies, my lord." She stammered. "Would you like to thank the gods first?"

 

And what god would those be, she added in her mind. The Twelve were common in these parts of the world, but many Andergastians still served animistic gods of mountains, wind, rivers and trees. A foolish thing, if the ramblings of the forever preaching Praios-priests could be believed.

 

"I can see that your goddesses do not demand such of you." He observed. "But to be honest, I was only watching you because I like the face of a pleased guest. Eat! I'm sure what ever gods there are would begrudge you starving to death in prayer."

 

He had said it so flatly that it couldn't possibly have a hidden meaning and still Dari was suspicious.

 

"What do you mean, my lord?" She asked, putting the spoon back into the cast-iron pot.

 

"Eh, I mean, if there are gods, they surely smile at you. The world is not a kind place for woman folk, noble or not though you may be."

 

"You find it queer that I, a mere girl in your eyes, would head a village?"

 

"Oh, you do me wrong, child." He looked at her sadly. "Personally, I think, eh, if more women were in positions of power the world would be a much better place. More peaceful, if you catch my meaning."

 

That was just wrong. Dari was an assassin, a murderer who didn't blink before taking a life, and taken lives she had more than she could count. Queen Effine ruled in Andergast, a country in turmoil with thousands, if not tens of thousands dead already and greater disaster looming. Nagash had frequently killed villagers before Janna had put Steve and Christina into her care and went away. And Laura and Janna were women too, or close enough, and they killed more than anyone.

 

If not for Bergatroll, Nagash and Dari would have torn this place apart and made off with all the food and livestock it had to offer. Mannelig clearly didn't know who he was talking to. Or did he? He was squirming slightly, because Dari wasn't eating. She could tell.

 

"What do you want, my lord?" Dari asked, fingering the knife on her belt.

 

She could kill him and be out of here before Bergatroll could make even a grunt, to be sure. It was time to learn what shenanigans this queer lord was up to. Lord Mannelig looked perplexed for a moment before he looked hurt.

 

"Ah, you trust me not." He said disgruntled. "Have I done you any unkindness?"

 

"You have done me too much of a kindness, my lord." She said, stiffening in her chair. "Spare me your false courtesies. What do you hope to gain from this?"

 

He looked at her, forlorn, but something in his eyes had told her that she had struck some truth at least. Dari was too hungry, too weak and tired for this nonsense.

 

"What, Lord Mannelig, what?" She spat. "Do you wish for me to keep your existence from our goddesses when they return, is that it? Or do you wish for your daughter to stay here with you? What?!"

 

"Is she giving you trouble, husband?" Bergatroll's growling voice washed through the hall. "Don't worry, I will kill her if she does not behave."

 

A grim silence followed that, interrupted only by the crackling of fires and sizzling of grease on the spits. Dari's mouth tightened but she continued to stare at Mannelig, unabashed.

 

"Eh, that will not be necessary, my darling." Lord Mannelig firmly raised a hand.

 

"There is something I need of you." He told Dari as though it was embarrassing to him. "The ale."

 

Dari's mouth dropped: "The ale?"

 

"The ale you took, eh, from that merchant." He chewed on his lip. "He came at the behest of a good man I sent, who promised him great riches here. More will come, maybe. It is great peril to be on the roads these days, or so I am told."

 

"All this charade - for ale?!" Dari asked again, gesturing at the food and drink.

 

Lord Mannelig shook his head: "Believe me or no, but I would have mentioned it when you had eaten. I need the ale, but I am willing to give you much in exchange. There's nothing false about my courtesies, nothing but a gesture of good faith, as it were, ere we talk business."

 

Dari looked for any sense of falseness in his eyes but once again could not find any. Bergatroll and Nagash had still not resumed talking however, and the threat still hung in the air like a thundercloud.

 

"Gerti." Lord Mannelig beckoned to one of the serving girls. "Child, I believe my wife is in need of a new cask of ale. Why don't you bring it to her?"

 

"Yes, milord." The petite blonde curtsied clumsily in her stained, peasant dress.

 

"Ahhh, yes!" Bergatroll roared, satisfied. "I can always trust my good-for-nothing husband to know what I need!"

 

She downed the rest of the barrel in her hand, put it on the ground and smashed it to splinters under her fist. She gave Dari a last, threatening look before turning to her daughter again.

 

"Milord." The serving girl whispered and discreetly clutched Manneligs arm. "We only have three barrels left, milord. Please don't let her hurt us when she runs out milord?"

 

Judging from the tone of her voice the young girl was almost crying.

 

"No, my child." Mannelig put his hand on hers. "We will have new ale on the morrow and more coming after that."

 

He looked over to Dari who finally understood. Slouching back in his chair he unslung his sword-belt and had another serving girl take it away.

 

"If the gods were good they'd let us choose whom we loved. Tell me, do those of poor life choices have an affinity to drink or does drink lead to poor life choices?"

 

"Drinking is better than killing." Dari replied and meant it, with regards to Bergatroll at least.

 

She took up her own horn that she hadn't touched in a while and raised it at him before she drank.

 

"Ha, so it is." He smiled tiredly. "So you see my predicament."

 

Indeed she did. This poor, good, old man was laden with the mammoth task of keeping his wife happy, his people alive and both of them fed at the same time. There was a way to make this work for Lauraville, she knew, even before Janna and Laura came back. After, she needed only to point one of them in the general direction of this place and all would be theirs. But in the mean time, there was trade to be done.

 

"How well supplied are you, my lord?" She asked and finally pulled the wooden bowl to her person.

 

The food had cooled a bit during their altercation but still smelled heavenly to her. The taste of the goats-milk broth was sweet and savoury, laden with the taste of herbs that she had never tasted before.

 

"Ah, you mean to rob me blind, I know." He replied, half smiling. "I have vast herds of goat and sheep, stores of salt-meat, dried meat, pure salt, skins and hides, cheese, copper and bronze, trinkets, weapons and tools. How much ale do you have?"

 

"Twenty barrels, slightly smaller than the ones you have here." She said, chewing on her lip with the knowledge that Steve and some stupid villagers were most likely getting drunk as they spoke.

 

At the same time, she realized that she had no idea how much a barrel of ale was worth. Surely, the general scarcity of supplies, the peril of transporting it and Mannelig's overall situation would have to enter any price she'd name or accept.

 

"Eat." The lord motioned to her bowl. "Goat is no good eaten cold."

 

She took a chunk of meat and bone out of the broth and bit into it. The meat was tender and soft and the taste good enough to wash all memories of worms and bark away in an instant. She took another bite, then a third until she almost choked on it. Grease and milk-broth ran down her chin and she had to blink a tear out of her eyes, so good was it.

 

Mannelig smiled fatherly and motioned for her drinking-horn to be refilled. Dari washed down what she had in her mouth and took a few spoons of broth before taking up a piece from a platter with roasted meat. On this one, a grown animal judging by the size of the bones, the grease had leaked out of the skin and gelled as a yellow crust on top but under the skin there was still a thick layer of pale fat to be seen.

 

"Eh, best with raw onions." Mannelig beckoned and she took a few into her mouth with the unhealthy large bite she had taken.

 

It was much more greasy than the kid and had a slightly bitter taste to it, but the onion clearly fit right in. Though certainly not her favourite sort of meat, she welcomed the warm feeling it filled her belly with more than anything.

 

-

 

"No, mother, you can't kill her. If you do, the huge ones will kill me!"

 

Nagash had had this conversation two times before already, but her mother just kept bringing it up.

 

"Look at her." She said. "Pathetic little human. Sitting here, eating our meat, in our hall."

 

"Yes, and she drinks our ale too." Nagash cut her off, annoyed.

 

"Besides." she added. "Your husband, what ever that means, is just as pathetic. I could go over there right now and crush him flat.”

 

Her mother had explained of course that humans had a concept that involved men and women living together all their lives as wife and husband as oppose to the giants' way of the males strolling the country, collecting booty and slaves to impress females who lived in clans, in order to mate with them. She just acted ignorant to get back at her.

 

“Animals are for eating, humans are for work.” Her mother said for the hundredth time in a lifetime. “And here, with him, I have more animals than I can eat and more humans working for me than ever.”

 

Nagash looked over at Dari, stuffing her tiny, little belly with meat. The girl was capable and dangerous, but her mother would never understand that even though she had been trapped and cornered by humans herself. If truth be told, Nagash would probably have killed Dari if Janna and Laura had not forbidden her to do so.

 

“Why not crush him though?” Nagash asked. “You'd be free to kill as many others as you like.”

 

Driving the conversation away from Dari might prevent a later accident, she knew.

 

“No.” Her mother replied. “I...do like him somewhat. He is devoted to me like no other slave before him. Besides, I can kill whoever I want.”

 

“He is not your slave, mother, and he won't let you kill anyone.” Nagash replied in earnest. “You haven't killed anyone today, have you? Don't fool yourself.”

 

“Oh, I'll kill a little human before the night is done. Just you wait.”

 

Bergatroll eyed Dari again while she said that and took another sip of ale. She was drunk. She had been drunk when she had staggered out of the comparatively huge building, even larger than Nagash's newly built hut, and was getting even more drunk now. Their conversations spun in circles.

 

“If anything happens to her, I'll squash that little husband of yours.”

 

“Why do you protect her? Look at her. She is worthless.”

 

“Mother, I told you. Those huge girls want her alive.”

 

“Why do you consort with them anyways?” Her mother scolded her. “I don't want you around those freaks. You should stay here and live with us. It's a good life. You are not going back there. Out of the question.”

 

Nagash had told her the story of how she had been caught already and declined to do it all over again.

 

“When I'm gone, they might go look for me. And when they find us, they will kill us both.”

 

“Pah!” Her mother spat. “They have not found us and they will not find us here.”

 

“That's changed now, mother. One of the humans will tell, and then...”

 

Nagash remembered Janna on top of her all too well. How small and insignificant she had felt.

 

“Then let's crush them all.” Bergatroll suggested. “Crush all your little humans here, go back to your stupid village and kill everyone there.”

 

“It takes only one of them to escape us and we are doomed. It would work if we both fled, together, going somewhere else. Live like we used to live.”

 

Turning the table on her made her mother squirm. She clearly did not want to leave this comfortable place.

 

“Fine. If you want to be stupid, run back to your stupid village and starve.” She replied venomously.

 

They had been starving indeed, at Lauraville. Nagash most of all, for she needed more food than the little humans. Luckily, little Dari seemed to be taking care of that problem already, haggling with the tiny lord over the price for the ale Nagash had taken off that stupid trader-humans that had wandered into Lauraville a few hours ago. Dari had also been the one who figured out where the men were heading and made the suggestion to come there and look for food. That was how they had gotten here.

 

The blood of the puny, little spear men was still on her feet and hands. She had not recognized her mother at first and thought she would have to fight her. After what had happened in the forest a few days earlier, she did not want that at all. The shock from that encounter was still in her bones even now. The old, filthy giant she had mistaken for a tree. The queer human and his magic. The bear that had torn out a piece of her calf.

 

Dari had sewn the wound shut and done a couple of things to make it better, most of which involved some things that the strange girl had given her, who looked as though she had been born covered in dirt. The wound had not festered and was feeling fine, but it still slightly impaired her when moving.

 

She pushed a puny serving girl away from one of the spits and took the sheep that was roasting on it. She did not care that it burned her fingers and mouth when she devoured it, she needed to get her strength back. After that she cooled her tongue and temper with the rest of the ale in her barrel and shoved it onto another girl to get a new one.

 

The tiny thing had the insolence to run the her mother's husband first and ask him for permission.

 

Back when they were with their clan, Nagash and her mother had been powerful, doing with humans as they pleased. But even that had only worked because they stood away from the pinnacles of human civilization. Cities and castles Nagash had never even known existed. She thought humans lived alone, in small groups or mostly villages, only the latter remotely able to defend themselves against giants. They were like fruits on a tree, mostly just there to be taken. It was only after she had encountered free humans like Dari and Dexter that she learned that human civilization gave as little concern to remote forest-dwellers and small villages as the giants did.

 

It dawned upon her, that the giants had never been as powerful as she had thought. Merely a nuisance to humanity as a whole. Albino had tried to change that and failed. Nagash was glad her clan never took part in the war, but she wondered what the world would look like today, if the pale giant had succeeded.

 

Bergatroll had scathingly looked away for a while but was too drunk to keep it up for long.

 

“They are haggling over ale.” She smiled drunkenly. “My husband knows he has to keep me happy. Otherwise I kill the little serving slaves.”

 

“And look who is doing the haggling.” Nagash threw in. “Two pathetic, little humans arguing while we sit back here like children.”

 

That struck home more than Nagash had expected. Saying it aloud even hurt her own pride.

 

Her mother did not seem as dismayed by it as she was though.

 

“Let's show them who is really in charge.” She suggested with mischief in her eyes and already made to crawl forward.

 

Nagash followed but as narrow as the hall was, they filled out the entire width when they were next to each other. Worse yet, if they just crawled straight towards the exit, her mother would end up on Dari's, and Nagash on Lord Mannelig's side of the table. Awkwardly, she let her mother crawl first and then forced herself in so that she would come up above Dari and be able to protect her. Nagash knew herself and how she could get carried away, but her mother was no different.

 

The tiny serving girls scurried out of the way and pressed themselves against the walls to avoid them, but the furniture in the middle of the hall was not so lucky. Four chairs and two tables were crushed under their hands and knees before the two giantesses arrived at their position, menacingly close to the tiny humans.

 

Before, they had been discussing how many heads of cattle Lauraville was to receive from Lord Mannelig for the twenty barrels of ale they had captured. Now, of course, they both shut up on account of the commotion.

 

“Eh, do my ladies wish to leave the hall?” The little lord inquired. “A call of nature perhaps?”

 

“No, husband.” Bergatroll grinned. “We are here to discuss the terms.”

 

That sounded a lot more dreary than Nagash had initially expected.

 

“There is no need, good wife.” The tiny lord said. “We were just about to agree on terms, this young lady and I.”

 

“Were you?” Her tone suggested belittlement. “And weren't you going speak to me, before you agreed?”

 

He looked startled and helpless.

 

“Eh, you never showed much interest in how I procured your ale. Only in drinking it.”

 

“Oh, and so you thought you could just decide these matters over my head?”

 

She washed the back of her hand over him, lightly almost, but it was enough to knock him off his chair.

 

“And you?” Bergatroll turned to Dari.

 

“And you thought that you could decide this over my head.” Nagash intervened.

 

“Nagash, I, uh...” Dari stammered.

 

Her tiny hand was on her tiny knife that she kept a viciously sharp edge on.

 

“Draw that thing at me and I crush you.” Nagash informed her. “Get on your knees and apologise that you would even think of that.”

 

“Yes, kneel before your betters, you little worm.” Her mother concurred.

 

The tiny lord was on his knees a moment later: “My darling, I beg you, there is no need for this.”

 

“Shut up, you good-for-nothing human.” Bergatroll grinned maliciously at him. “Crawl through my legs and lick my soles. They are dirty.”

 

But the little lord did no such thing and tried to reason with her instead.

 

“My good wife, I have agreed to...”

 

“Now!” Bergatroll spat at him her dark eyes glaring.

 

He gave a last helpless look at Dari, crawled on to his feet and made his way through in between Bergatroll's arms all the way back to her feet. Nagash looked over her shoulder to see him obediently doing as he was bid, only stopping to shoot a worried glance forward ever so often.

 

“Now look.” She addressed Dari before her mother could. “That's an obedient little human.”

 

The girl's was collected, but her face spoke of bitterness for she knew that she would draw the shorter straw with Nagash in this situation.

 

“You want me to lick your feet?” She asked, beaten, before remembering to kneel down.

 

“No.” Nagash replied and brought her hand over the little girl.

 

Just as she began to push down, Dari predictably rolled out from underneath and rammed her knife into Nagash's skin. Now Nagash had her where she wanted her. She swept her hand sideways and knocked Dari into the table so hard that the girl landed on top of it, ale and half eaten dishes falling everywhere. She pressed down her hand on her, just hard enough so that she couldn't squirm away.

 

With her free hand, Nagash picked out the knife and flicked it away into the hall.

 

By her side, her mother was looking on with obvious enjoyment but also envy in her eyes. Nagash knew that if she let her put a hand on Dari, that would be the end of the little girl.

 

“I don't feel you licking, husband!” Bergatroll called to the back and Nagash could see Mannelig scurrying back to his duty a moment after.

 

The pathetic, little man had not said a word.

 

“Now, you want to fight me, is that it?” Nagash leaned over Dari, her hand pressing on her chest.

 

The table was large for humans, robust, solid timber but did not rested on feet as some tables did but rather two boards on either side. If she distributed the pressure along the length of the table it should break quite easily, or so she hoped.

 

She allowed more of her weight to compress Dari's chest. The girl panicked as she became unable to breathe, but none of the squirming, punching or kicking was able to even tickle Nagash. Without weapons, the tiny girl was helpless beneath her. Nagash knew that already, but it couldn't hurt to give her another reason to remember that. Also, if Nagash didn't bully Dari, her mother would and that would end deadly, Nagash had no doubt.

 

“What do you think breaks first. You, or the table?”

 

The tiny mouth screaming, pleading silent words, the minuscule head shaking, eyes wide with terror. Nagash leaned in a bit more but shifted so that her weight would force the feet of the table sideways. A smile formed around her mouth as she pushed.

 

The table did break first and Nagash had to restrain herself so not squash the tiny torso flat under her weight as everything landed on the ground. Dari coughed and wheezed in pain, holding her side. Nagash might have cracked a rip or two, but that would not kill the tiny girl. She was tougher than that, even though one might have thought otherwise upon looking at her.

 

Nagash put a hand beneath the broken table and flipped it over, sending Dari flying through the air and landing on the ground with a crash.

 

“How do you like that?” She laughed. “Still think you can fight me?”

 

She punched the ground right next to the tiny girl's head and she shrunk together into a little heap of crying nothingness.

 

Nagash put the ball of her hand onto the tiny head and applied some pressure, drawing cries of despair.

 

“Please, Nagash, I didn't mean to...I didn't mean to...I should have asked...please!”

 

Satisfied, Nagash dragged over a serving girl from the wall, forced her to the ground next to Dari and put the ball of her hand on her head.

 

“Remember this.” She said coldly, before leaning onto it until the puny little skull cracked to splinters, and squelched flat under weight.

 

“Let's do it at what ever price the two of them haggled out.” She adressed her mother, after wiping her hands clean of blood and brains on the wall.

 

-

 

Only a few fires would catch on, because of the wetness of the wood. Thorsten had tried to build one himself and had failed miserably, as had Léon. And Léon was in no good shape at all. He had exchanged his vest for a ruined gambeson on the Andra but lost it when they were captured and had not gotten it back when they joined the raiders. All day in the rain, he had worn only his white shirt, wet to the bone. Now he was showing signs of the cold, coughing, sneezing and shivering.

 

If he developed a fever here, that might well be the end of him, Thorsten knew. But there were more imminent threats to be combated first.

 

The pitifully light short sword on his belt had a jagged edge at best and the six foot long spear in his hand was bent sideways. The small board shield he had on his left arm was no comparison to the huge, painted round shields he was used to. It was made from crude boards, nailed to two other boards with two leather handles. A good blow with an axe and the thing would come lose on itself and discontinue to be of use.

 

Still, it was the best he had. No one was using the Andergaster great-sword, but if truth be told, in the density of the forest the huge blade was more like to entangle itself in some branches than inflicting injury upon an opponent.

 

The raiders huddled in the brushes, the sparely lit camp with the women, children and infirm between them and where they thought the enemy would come from. Diego had promised the ones in the camp a silver each, when this was over. He said the camp had to have people in it, lest the enemy would smell the feint. The women took it bravely, and the wounded and infirm men as well.

 

The horses were bound behind the ambushing men to alarm them should clansmen approach from the rear.

 

No one knew how many men were coming though, and no further howling was heard either. The Kuningaz Beryanoz liked to fight at night but were wild people otherwise, little above animals, the old, one-eyed spearman swore. Thorsten had bumped Léon in the ribs, to see if this was a good moment to run away. The Horasian had coughed and shaken his head, looking worried.

 

So it was then, Thorsten decided. More fighting. He didn't look forward to doing it in the twilight, with the weapons he had or the men along side him, but fighting was what he liked best nonetheless.

 

The brushes rustled on the other side of the camp.

 

'Had that been the wind?'

 

It must have been the wind because nothing happened for a while after. Then suddenly, a scream tore the silence apart and a woman went down in the camp, a javelin sticking out of her back. One, two, three more throwing spears and arrows struck camp followers who went down screaming, crying, or not doing anything at all.

 

The group of women tried to run left, ere a few were struck down with javelins and they turned right to the same result. They huddled, waited, cried. Thorsten couldn't help but imagine a ground of Thorwalsh shield maidens charging into the forest with axe, shield and spear. What a great sight that would be, he thought.

 

But these women did not even carry weapons. The attackers seemed to notice that as well because no further arrow or javelin came flying. A murmur went up in the brushes, that sounded like dogs slobbering at each other.

 

Then the cry went up. It was one at first, saying the word, what ever it meant and then others joined in.

 

“Toten! Toten, toten! Toten, toten, toten, ya, ya, ya!”

 

And thus they advanced: “Toten! Toten! Toten!”

 

Thorsten looked over to Diego but the outlaw's expression remained hard as stone. He had his strange, southern recurved bow in his hands and an arrow on the string but he did not seem to care to shoot yet. Diego's arrow was to be the signal for everyone else. He was to make the first shot, and before that, nobody was supposed to move.

 

The men that stepped into the torchlight looked wild and fearsome, just as they had been described. They word ragged furs and hides that matched their wild manes. On their heads, many wore skulls, some human, others from animals, sheep and goats mostly, the ones with horns looking most frightening.

 

“Was das?” One man grunted, gesturing at the cowering camp followers and infirm men while more savages poured from the woodwork.

 

There were many, and still more to come. Most of their weapons did not shine in the light though. A closer look revealed that they were mere stones attached to wooden branches, wooden clubs and spears, hardened with fire. Some flint stone axes Thorsten could see and only few, crude copper ones.

 

One man pulled one of the prettier camp follower to her feet, laughed and tore at her dress to free her bosom. When he started fondling her breast, others started to fall over the rest of the women and girls, grunting and whistling. A wounded man on the ground had his head smashed open by a stone hammer.

 

Then Diego's arrow flew, striking one man with a human skull for a face-mask right into the eye. He let out a long, confused grunt, before dropping to the ground, dead. For a terrible moment, the mountain men looked at where the arrow had come from. A heartbeat later, the raiders loosed their shafts striking a dozen in an instant.

 

Another row of arrows was loosed before the men could get their hide shields up. Howling like a pack of mad wolves, the raiders rushed forth, weapons in hand. Javelins and arrows greeted them, striking a few but mostly in shields. One Javelin slammed into the tree next to Thorsten's head and he remembered that he was supposed to rush forward too.

 

He saw one raider get hit by a throwing spear in the chest with so much force that the flint stone tip came out on the other side of him. Javelins would make a fine weapon against giants and giantesses, Thorsten thought oddly before he made to move.

 

In the torch-lit area the shadows of the fighting men danced like shapes from nightmares on the trees all around. The air was filled with screaming and howling. Thorsten stuck his spear into the throat of a skull-wearing savage that was fighting an outlaw with his wooden club. A spearman rushed at him, but Thorsten deflected the blow with his shield and stuck the bent spear into his chest, driving him down.

 

A stone mace came flying out of nowhere, and Thorsten ducked just in time to avoid it. He slammed his shoulder into the attacker and knocked him off his feet, let go of his spear that had become stuck in the other man and used the edge of his shield to bludgeon the man to death whilst he was on the ground.

 

As soon as his short sword was drawn he had to use it to clumsily parry the stab of a wooden spear. Shocked he noted that he had missed.

 

“Ha!” The goat-horned man made as his spear slammed into Thorsten's chest.

 

The tip was only wood but sharpened viciously and hardened over a fire.

 

The man looked at him, victorious at first but perplexed and frightened an instant after.

 

'I'm not dying.' Thorsten thought in the back of his head.

 

The spearman stabbed again, unopposed, but his weapon proved unable to do anymore than produce a ringing from the heavy metal scales. Their eyes met before Thorsten drew his sword through the man's face, killing him.

 

He saw Léon, grinning superiorly, fighting two men at once. He dodged the blow of a mace and danced in to stick his florett through the man's throat. The spear thrust that came from behind him struck the savage as well because the Horasian had already spun away. His florett flashed and the attacker had it sticking out of his eye a moment later.

 

A wooden club flew at Thorsten's own face but he managed to dodge sideways. His attacker did not wait to ponder about it, but let more blows follow in quick succession, left, right, up, down, all his efforts went into Thorsten's shield.

 

When it was Thorsten's time to hack at him, the man did the very same thing, parrying Thorsten's blows with his hide shield. Hide did not hold up as good as wood however and by the end of it the shield had been hacked to pieces.

 

When the wooden club came flying again, Thorsten met it with his sword and hit the man with the edge of his shield. He lost his weapon, fell to the ground and Thorsten stabbed him to death almost lazily while he already looked for new opponents.

 

His eyes met those of a huge man with something huge in his hands. An axe, huge, double-sided and made from copper shun like doom in the torchlight. Parrying it with his shield meant breaking an arm, parrying it with the sword meant losing the sword, Thorsten knew at once. But before the man could strike, an arrow hit him in the shoulder, white goose-feather fletching.

 

The savage attacker spun and fell but kept on one knee somehow, leaning heavily on his weapon. Thorsten lunged forward and buried the edge of his sword deep into the man's skull. He had word a skull over his own, Thorsten saw, making him look like the thing out of a nightmare. Had he hoped that it would serve him as a helmet though, then he had made the bet without Thorsten's own savage strength.

 

The blade had bent on impact however, and when Thorsten wrenched it free, it broke in half, rendering it useless. He shook off the shield and took up the huge, clumsy axe instead.

 

“Aaaargh!” He screamed in bloody madness and started hacking at the next best man.

 

Blood and brains spattered everywhere as Thorsten unleashed the fury on the men around. He saved a Howling Wolf from two attackers with two savage blows and butted a third man into the stomach before hacking his head clean off.

 

The raiders were loosing the fight, he realized somewhere in his mind, being outnumbered almost two to one. An arrow hit him in the shoulder but bounced off ineffectually on his armour. He darted behind the nearest tree, then the next, making his way away from the thick of the fighting over to the archers.

 

They noticed him and tried to ward him off with arrows, one scratching his leg but he could barely take note of that. When he came at them he had to duck under another shaft that would have hit him square in the face but then he was close enough to give the archers some payback.

 

Most of them ran away, only the closest trying to fight him. He struck down five men before making pursuit of the others but realized soon that it was no good to him stumbling through the darkness in the undergrowth.

 

He re-emerged behind most of the mountain men and slew seven before they even knew he was there. The axe in his hands was a crude thing that most men would have found more of a hindrance than useful, but not so Thorsten. If the archers he had chased off came back, he'd be a dead man, but he was beyond caring at this point. Somehow, surely, his soul would find some stream or river in these wretched woods, and that river would take him to the sea, down into Swafnir's halls.

 

Left, right, left he swung, sometimes cracking two heads with a single blow. Those he struck went down and those behind them turned around to face him. Soon however, they did not even try to attack him, but rather get away from the mad, axe-swinging Thorwalsh, bumping and shoving into their comrades.

 

Then suddenly the entire flank broke and ran, Thorsten's axe crashing on more heads and victorious Howling Wolves in pursuit. On the far side, he saw Léon, dodging and defending himself against three. His free arm was injured and clutched to his side, he was limping and barely managed to avoid and fend off blows. His Stupid, arrogant grin was washed from his face and he looked terrified.

 

Tightly clutching his axe, Thorsten went over, making the weapon spin in his hands, screaming. The first blow knocked one opponent into the other and the second and third split their heads. The fourth came up from below and struck the last man in the chest, knocking him off his feet before Thorsten buried the axe-head in his torso. It had all happened in less than a second.

 

Léon looked at him, scared to death, clutching his broken arm, the florett bent like a too often used toothpick.

 

“Gods help us.” He stammered, looking.

 

Thorsten realised the wetness of himself and remembered that he was covered in blood. He grinned involuntarily, so wide that it might have split his face. With Léon's mouth still agape, he turned around and made to the other side of the battlefield, where fighting was still going on. He loved it. He had loved every minute of it and had tickling butterflies in his stomach to bursting as he approached.

 

“Hahahahaha!” He laughed and a tear ran down his cheek.

 

He couldn't help it. He was so happy, so free of all troubled that it just burst out of him.

 

The mountain men heard him. Everyone heard him. Fighting men stopped exchanging blows to watch the approaching hunk of a man with a huge double-bladed axe in his hand, covered in blood head to heel. And then they ran, every last one of them. Some outlaws used the swing of battle to run down fleeing enemies while others just gaped at Thorsten.

 

Thorsten ran after and hacked down another three enemies himself before exhaustion hit him. He broke down, wheezing like the sea itself and had to sit a while and collect himself. Some raiders were still in pursuit, howling in the distance. When he had caught his breath, he got up and found that the pain in his leg was worse than he expected. In the heat of battle he had not felt it, but now it only allowed him to limp along, crutching on the pommel of his axe. The pain in his head was back again too, blurring his vision.

 

Still, he moved about looking for loot. He found the helmet that Léon had given him and took it in spite of the fresh dent and blood inside of it. He found his old heavy dagger as well and took that too. On top of that, he helped himself to a captured Thorwalsh round-shield and axe. The attackers did not carry anything worth taking though.

 

Many a raider lay slain in the dirt and many wounded were calling out for help. Thorsten didn't care. He found Léon sitting beneath the tree where he had last seen him, still clutching his arm. He coughed and wheezed and seemed to be in pain.

 

“We should have run.” He said weakly, grinding his teeth together.

 

“Then why didn't we?” Thorsten asked examining the wound on his leg.

 

It was deeper than he had thought.

 

Léon shrugged helplessly: “Every one was armed and on guard. I thought we might get a better opportunity. I didn't expect these mountain savages to be so numerous.”

 

“We should have slipped away during the fighting.” Thorsten agreed.

 

But during the fighting he had not had a mind for fleeing. He would have rather died than fled. Though the ecstasy had worn off, he still felt warm and happy inside in spite of the pain.

 

“Bring me something to bind my arm with. I fear it is broken.” Léon asked and Thorsten went to cut a sash from some dead man's clothing.

 

More raiders were coming back by then, claiming their share of loot, and even some surviving camp followers stepped into the dying light of the torches.

 

“Well, fuck me bloody.” Arn said upon seeing Thorsten. “You must have slain a hundred of them.”

 

“Or close enough.” Thorsten allowed with a tired smile.

 

He hadn't killed near as many, and many had gotten away unscathed, but he welcomed the compliment nonetheless. Many looked at him, he found, full of gratitude and admiration. Seffel, a young man Thorsten had befriended came over, the huge abandoned bronze-axe in hand.

 

“Are you sure you do not want this?” He asked and Thorsten shook his head.

 

“If both your hands are on an axe, the arrows will get you before you can even strike a blow.” He explained, still out of breath. “Must have a shield.”

 

“Didn't look like no arrows hit you though.” Seffel grinned cheekily. “Where did you learn fighting like that?”

 

“He's a Thorwalsh.” Arn said, full of admiration. “All Thorwalsh fight like that. Why do you think them Horasians never conquered the lot, eh?”

 

“Boil some bandages for me.” Thorsten told Seffel. “Not all arrows missed me, I'm afraid.”

 

He motioned to the wound in his leg, still seeping blood.

 

“You're as strong and stupid as an ox, Thorsten.” The young man replied. “You should have done it like me and stay were there's no fightin'.”

 

“If all men were like you, we wouldn't survive three days.” Arn laughed and whacked him over the back of his head. “Now go and boil the bloody bandages. Get Elgor and the half-wit too.”

 

At Andrafall, most wounded who didn't drown in the river or got crushed by horses had been stepped on by careless giants as they took over the fighting. A few had even found their way into Varg's hands, ending up impaled on stakes because she had found that there weren't enough surviving Thorwalsh for a sufficiently gruesome spectacle. That had left the Howling Wolves with only a few wounded and infirm that had been cared for by the camp followers.

 

Now though, it looked like every second man was wounded in one way or another. While Silent Elgor bound his wounds, Thorsten counted. Thirty one men were left to them when the last had returned from the pursuit, cheering and howling victoriously. Diego walked among the corpses, sour as ever.

 

“You think, you can fight another time?” He asked Thorsten when passing by him.

 

Thorsten wasn't sure. He was exhausted, wounded and dizzy.

 

“These goat fuckers are coming back, make no mistake.” Diego said without waiting for a reply. “And they still outnumber us and they know where we are.”

 

“But we beat them...” Thorsten said hopefully.

 

“It's how they fight.” Diego replied sourly. “Oldwine, the one-eyed man knows them. He's from the foot of the mountains north of here. They mean to rout an enemy with their appearance but break when they meet too much resistance. Then they run and come back again, until there's no one left to stand against them. Let's hope they leave off until tomorrow.”

 

They didn't sleep at all, that night, too worried the savages may came back. They laid in the dark, listening for them. But the Kuningaz Beryanoz stayed away, licking their own wounds for the moment, it seemed.

 

As soon as light permitted them they put those able to ride on the best horses and bound the others together in columns. Diego meant to march the herd to the giants so that they could butcher and eat them. It was bitter, but better than coming back empty handed, all agreed. After that, he meant to hurry to Sly's party and join with them for good before he could find willing sell-swords to buy with the giants' gold.

 

Léon looked as though he might fall off his horse. Wounded and ill, the Horasian was as pale as a ghost and Thorsten feared for him. He had to lift him up and push him so that he could even climb into the saddle. The worst of the wounded they simply left behind. There was no helping them, especially after one of the seasoned scouts swore he had seen a clansman in the brushes just five hundred meters away.

 

Thorsten's wound gave him agony as he climbed his own new, better fed, better footed horse and a jab of pain shot up his leg every time he went up and down in the saddle. But it was no use trying to get any rest.

 

They had not ridden a hundred yards before three men were struck down by arrows and javelins. This time it was the mountain men ambushing them. Diego didn't even need to give any orders. They cut the horses loose, turned around and ran as fast as the forest permitted them to.

 

“Left!” Diego screamed then. “There is more of them that way!”

 

And left they swung only to run into another ambush that cost four men their lives. Seffel died with a horn-tipped arrow in his throat but Thorsten was too scared himself to care.

 

“They're coming from all sides!” Someone screamed and galloped the other way in panic.

 

His mare slipped on a bunch of roots and broke a leg, going down burying the rider beneath it, screaming in bloody agony.

 

“Come on! Fast!” Diego commanded and went the same way but taking care to let his horse find it's own way amongst the roots the way it was supposed to be done.

 

Thorsten turned and followed him and arrow whizzing past his ear.

 

Somehow, they found a game trail that allowed them to move faster and Thorsten was glad to see Léon by his side. From behind he could hear screaming and grunting. On left and right he saw savages running through the woods.

 

“It's a three side ambush!” Diego called from the front. “We have to make it out!”

 

Léon coughed beside him and almost fell but Thorsten reached out and pushed him back into the saddle. An axe-man stepped onto the path in front of Diego, grinning and shouting but the Tulamid's sabre flashed a moment later and the man's head came flying off when he passed him.

 

“Come on, we can make it!” Thorsten shouted at Léon.

 

The Horasian was squinting his eyes as though he could barely see from pain. Behind them, a horse screamed and went down and some other man fell off his horse, struck by something. They made it out, somehow, escaping the closing jaw the savages meant to trap them in.

 

But that didn't mean that they could relax. When the game trail ended abruptly, the horses speed was reduced to barely more than that of a slow running man. They had to push on and hope against hope that they would get away. Thorsten didn't even know in which direction they were riding, nor did he think that Diego knew or cared.

 

They stopped after two hours and slid off their horses. Thorsten tried to give Léon a drink of water from his wineskin but found that an arrow had pierced it and the water had leaked out. They had lost everyone but thirteen men. Arn gave water to Thorsten and Léon and caught their horses that had gone wandering about in search for a drink for themselves.

 

“You two!” Diego pointed at the last two scouts that were with their party. “Fall back and see if they come after us!”

 

“Go fuck yourself.” The first one spat from his horse and made off the other way.

 

While he was riding, Diego calmly took the bow from his quiver and attached the loose end of the string. Bows were never kept strung when not in use, Thorsten had learned from his father. Otherwise the string would become stretched and the bow lost it's power. Diego pulled the arrow to his ear until the white goose feathers tickled his chin. By now, the rider was so far off that Thorsten could not spot him anymore from where he was sitting.

 

Diego loosed and looked satisfied when they could hear a thump from the scout as he dropped dead off his horse. The other scout had watched the whole thing insecurely but now made haste to do as he was bid. It was only a few minutes before he came back with the bad news.

 

Then, they did not stop anymore. Not for anything. Diego led and they all followed. Another horse broke foot and threw it's rider, but they did not stop for that either. They could hear him scream a minute later and knew that the savages were still after them.

 

“Where will we go?” Thorsten asked Diego. “We cannot outrun them forever!”

 

“We can't fight them neither.” The scout answered in Diego's stead.

 

The leader of the outlaws only looked sourly, even more so now than normally.

 

“There is only one place where we can go if these goat fuckers don't let off.” He said. “Let's hope they don't do for us as the they would.”

 

-

 

Blue, green and yellow were the colours under the bandages. Two of her rips were broken and gave Dari agony whenever she moved. But stay in Nagash's giant hut she would not. She kept away from the giantess as much as she could which meant spending a lot of time with Steve and Christina who much preferred the same.

 

The two of them had been given what little of real food had been left before Lord Mannelig solved their food problems for the time being and thus never experienced the worst of hunger. But hunger had left Lauraville for the moment, as had the scarcity of tools, Dari had made sure.

 

Eighty head of sheep and goat, twenty kids and lambs, two casks of salt, ten casks of salt mutton, twenty hides and an abundance of bronze and copper tools had been the price of the nineteen and a half barrels of ale they delivered to Bergatroll. It was another gesture of good faith, for Mannelig hoped it would encourage Lauraville to bring him more drink for his wife. Nagash was praised by the villagers, for she had sold it as all her achievement, not mentioning Dari once. The giantess had not tried to kill her, Dari understood, just bully her and keep her down the way she had done before.

 

The weather was improving it seemed. The days before it had been rain, on and off, and always overcast. Today, she could feel the sun on her skin again, but still found herself unable to enjoy it for some reason. It was not the pain, but something else that was looming. That strange tingling in her neck was there again too.

 

Did Nagash mean to kill her, or was there another plot on behalf of the villagers? She doubted it. The night they had spent at Mannelig's even more people had run away, making the fanatics yet more dominant in the village. It was all well and good. Dari could not do anything about those that fled and livestock was surprisingly less intensive in labour than she had anticipated. Fences and stables were being planned to keep the animals from wandering off in the night and during the day, a handful of shepherds were enough to watch them as they grazed peacefully.

 

“Hurt?” Christina asked concerned.

 

“Yes. Hurt.” Dari replied through her teeth.

 

The language lessons were going on every day and Christina made some good advancements. Steve had advancements of his own, but that was more thanks to Hammer than Dari. Well fed and strong, the boy proved an invaluable asset to the smithy, or so the bald smith swore. Hammer was loyal, reasonable and uncomplicated, but as much as Dari liked him, she did not understand what he had found in Steve.

 

The boy was such an insufferable merrymaker, always making light of everything while Dari was brooding over her problems, having no one to share them with. Christina was there, sure, and they got along splendidly, but there was no way in which Dari could ever make her understand.

 

“One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, twelve sheep!” Christina pointed at the tiny herd that was driven along by the village's most enthusiastic little shepherd.

 

“Lord Mannelig, Lord Mannelig, why won't you marry me, for the plunder that I lay before you?” The boy sang happily.

 

But Lord Mannelig had not married Bergatroll for any plunder. The spineless cuckold of a lord had married her to have someone he could be a doormat to.

 

Eleven sheep.” Dari corrected. “But very good.”

 

It did not come out as encouraging as she wanted it to. Speaking was painful as well. They needed more animals in the long run, but for that, Dari would only have to find a source of ale and wine. That was easier than pulling anymore food out of these woods, she expected, at least until new wildlife had settled in.

 

“Where that?” Christina asked and pointed into the distance.

 

“Where what?” Dari asked in reply and turned to follow her finger.

 

'Oh, who that?'

 

So that was why her neck had been tingling, she thought.

 

Bracing herself for the pain, she screamed: “Riders!”

 

Leaving a clueless Christina behind, she marched off to grab her arms. Of course, she thought, of course some damned raiders would come as soon as Janna and Laura were away. They needed Nagash now, and what ever man could fight.

 

Not many riders had come out of the forest yet but that did not have to mean anything. They were armed and looked like bad business.

 

“Drive the herds to the other side of the village, arm yourselves!” She shouted, painfully holding her ribs.

 

Her trusty hunting bow, quiver and spear were where she had left them and always kept them, outside of Nagash's hut in a small hole in the ground. Nagash did not allow weapons in her hut for fear of being murdered in her sleep. If Dari had wished to, she could have killed her anyway, just snuck out of the hut, retrieved the weapons and snuck back in. She didn't want that but the huge, stupid ogress didn't seem to understand that.

 

Commotion stirred in the village, everyone was looking for their loved ones and made sure they were save and away. Men armed with everything they could find formed up loosely in front of Nagash's hut. The giantess herself had overseen the preparation of wood for the stables and fences and came over with the wood cutters in tow.

 

“What is it?!” She bellowed, looking at Dari who refused to shrink before her.

 

“Riders.” She replied from below, pointing in to the general direction where they had seen them.

 

“Ha, more humans to squish!” Nagash laughed cruelly and almost walked right over Dari and three other people.

 

Killing the spearmen and the serving girl had clearly given her a taste and eroded any healthy respect she might have had for humans in arms.

 

“Come on.” Dari took command of the villagers and had them follow her.

 

When they arrived on the edge of the village, she saw that either no more riders had come out, or the nine of them were all they were. They had covered half the distance to the village, riding a queer, wavy line. On closer inspection, she saw that they had weapons in hand but looked as though they could barely sit in their saddles.

 

One horse had two people on it's back, one unconscious, the other a huge Thorwalsh with shield and axe. The animal looked as though it was close to collapsing too.

 

'These are no attackers.' She thought. 'These are dead men, running from something that had been on their heels for who knows how long.'

 

“Pah, only eight little humans!” Nagash spat and stomped forward to meet them.

 

She had miscounted, counting the two on one horse as only one rider.

 

Dari knew Nagash well enough to be certain that she was not going to exchange any pleasantries with them either. The foremost of the riders, a copper-skinned Novadi or Tulamid, had a recurved bow in his hands, short but viciously strong. If he was a good enough marksman he could put an arrow in Nagash's eye and maybe even kill her. Dari was sure that she could, given such a weapon, and that was enough to cause concern.

 

“Nagash, wait!” She called painfully and ran after the giantess as fast as she could.

 

But the giant woman's strides were energetic and huge and there was no way in hell Dari would ever keep up with her.

 

“Nagash!” She called again, as loud as she could.

 

She didn't heed her at all.

 

“Come on!” She urged the villagers and ran faster, in spite of the pain.

 

Something very odd was happening and she wasn't going to let Nagash 'squish' these men before she got to the bottom of it. When she turned to look if the villagers were following her she saw that Steve and Christina were about as well, having come to see what the commotion was all about.

 

“Nagash!” She called again to no avail.

 

“Hooo!” The leader bid his pitiful company halt.

 

Nagash haltet too, ten meters away from them, a mere three strides to her.

 

“Come to die, little human?” She asked viciously, leaving no doubt as to her intentions.

 

“We seek shelter!” The man replied. “We are being pursued! Please, help us!”

 

“Oh, I'm gonna help you, little man.” Nagash laughed and made a step forward.

 

The trader's pack-horses had feared Nagash to the point of rearing, but these animals seemed too tired to do even that. Even from a distance, Dari could see the helplessness on their faces. One man genuinely fell from his saddle and landed on the ground with a thud.

 

“Nagash, Steve and Christina are watching!” Dari called once more.

 

That finally made the giantess turn around and look worried. Their stalemate continued wordlessly until Dari arrived. She worried that Nagash would take it ill if she assumed control of the situation but apparently the giantess could not come up with the right words on her own. Stripped of her violence, Nagash was helpless, not always, but more often than not.

 

Dari notched an arrow, drew and pointed it at the leader of the group: “Throw down your weapons!”

 

Her ribs were screaming, though no one could hear it. The man looked at her for a moment before he dropped his bow to the ground, drew his sabre and did the same for that, his party following.

 

“Who are you and what do you want?” She asked, not letting go of her arrow.

 

“We are the Howling Wolves.” The man explained. “Or what is left of us. We are being followed by a clan of mountain men. They could be here any minute.”

 

Dari remembered.

 

“Do you know the Spear Brothers? And Dexter?” She asked. “They were raiders, like you, fleeing from you, weren't they?”

 

Her ribs were driving Dari sheer nuts. She wondered how she would be able to hold the string before it simply got loose and killed the raider by accident.

 

“Aye.” He showed as sour as a smile as it could ever be. “Dexter was a good man. Just. Cunning. What happened to him?”

 

“Him and his party got snatched up by one of the one hundred meter tall girls and brought here.” Dari replied. “He's dead. Killed by some giantess.”

 

“That is sad to hear. This giantess?” He motioned to Nagash full of anxiety.

 

“No. Nagash used to be one of the Spear Brothers. Tell me exactly why she shouldn't pull your head off.”

 

'You're a fool, Dari!' Dari cursed herself. 'Steve and Christina are not to witness any violence!'

 

“We have gold.” The raider said and pulled a large heavy sack out of his saddle back tossing it forward.

 

It landed on the ground with a sound that could only come from a wealth of coins clanging against each other. Coin that could buy mead and wine in a village or city that had not yet been abandoned.

 

“We'll take that.” She determined. “What else do you have?”

 

“I can only offer you our belongings, weapons and horses.” The man twisted uncomfortably in his saddle. “We are capable men. We offer ourselves to you.”

 

Dari sure did want the copper-skin's composite bow, but she did not need him alive for that. Maybe it was best to kill them and be rid of any ill they might bring.

 

“That one doesn't look so capable any more.” She motioned to the unconscious man, held in place in the Thorwalsh's massive arms.

 

On second glance, the Thorwalsh was filthy, clad in a scale shirt that looked as though it was made entirely out of rust.

 

'Blood.' Dari concluded a moment later. 'He is covered in dried blood!'

 

“That Horasian is called Léon. He is injured and ill but a good fighter. Two days past he killed a dozen savages, armed only with a florett. He can teach your people to defend themselves, I am sure. That behind him is Thorsten. He killed three dozen men, maybe more. He's unstoppable with an axe. Let him loose on your forest and you have the best tree feller you have ever known. The rest of us are capable huntsmen, scouts and what ever you need hands for.”

 

“And why should I let a bunch of killers into our village?” She asked pointedly.

 

The raiders mouth twisted into another sour smile to her surprise: “Surely a village led by the queen of killers has room for some more.”

 

Everyone looked as puzzled as Dari felt, including the raiders own companions.

 

“Hehe.” He laughed, his tiny eyes squinting. “I would invoke the codex, but I know that you do not care for that. Makes two of us.”

 

By the codex he could only mean the codex of Phex, god of merchants and insurers but also thieves, gamblers, burglars and the like. Before Dari's ascent to de facto queen of the Garethian underworld from orphan beggar, to thief, to burglar, to assassin, there had been many rival gangs of criminals who's behaviour amongst each other was regulated by a codex that included such rules as not to kill each other, not to steal from each other and not to overreach into each other's territory. Dari had ended all that by stealing from everybody, working in anybodies territory and ultimately killing everyone who questioned her power. After that she had had a stake in any shady business that was done in the city. In her head it sounded like someone else's life now.

 

She took a step forward to get a better look at the man. She did remember that square jaw from somewhere...

 

“Rondrahild Vapo of Shadowground.” She concluded finally. “You were one of the outlaws that attacked her father's castle as a distraction while I got in and cut off her head.”

 

“Aye, and a pretty head it was.” The man replied, smiling. “When patrols in the Margrave of Griffinsford became too thick on account of the giants, we fled here. And look where it brought us. What made you leave Gareth?”

 

'Yes, what made me leave Gareth? A fucking wizard and the impending end of the world!'

 

“That is a long story.” She said, grinning half as sourly as the man in front of her. “I will...”

 

Almost had she overstepped her bounds, but a stab of pain from her ribs reminded her. Also, she had almost let herself be lured into trusting this man, which, if she was honest, she still had no grounds to do. If truth be told, she did not really care whether they lived or died. They might be capable men like the raider had said, but then again, they might bring trouble into what had just returned to being a well functioning community.

 

“Nagash.” She said. “You are the forewoman. The decision is yours.”

 

She saw the outlaw leader swallow hard at that. The giantess looked at the raiders with obvious misgivings but also turned her head to ogle back at Christina and Steve.

 

She took awfully long with her decision before she said: “I will still crush these tiny wolves.”

 

She had just finished her first step forward before the Thorwalsh climbed off his horse and came limping towards Dari, carrying his companion with him.

 

“We're no Howling Wolves.” He said in the voice of a young man while Nagash already raised her foot to stomp him flat.

 

Unabashed, he moved on, never so much at looking at the impending doom over his head.

 

“Hear me out.” He said defeated. “You can still crush me afterwards.”

 

Nagash's foot lowered reluctantly but she still eyed the boy like some kind of bug she meant to undo.

 

Dari looked over to the other raiders, who all had that defeated look about them. None of them even turned to see if an escape was possible. She wondered if it was worth spending any more time on this. If each of them begged for their lives individually this would take another hour at least.

 

“My name is Thorsten Hafthor Olafsson of Thorwal, third son to hetman of hetmen.”

 

“Waste her time with long titles and she is going to make it slow.” Dari interrupted him, hinting at Nagash.

 

He didn't look up, nor did he kneel and beg for his life like Dari had half expected. At about two meters tall he towered over her by two and a half heads, but even though he was looking down, he did not look at her but rather at the man in his arms.

 

“We were captured by these raiders at Andrafall. We are not like them. We are good men.”

 

Covered in blood and filth he looked older than he was. This was just a boy, Dari thought. He had not even grown a full beard yet.

 

“Boy, did you listen to any of the conversation your leader and I just had?”

 

He didn't reply for a moment and just stared at his friend.

 

“Then at least take him.” He said defeated, but finally looked up into her eyes.

 

His were as blue and deep as the sea.

 

“He is on a quest. This is Léon Logue, looking for his brother who went missing in these parts.”

 

“Lionel?” The Horasian's eyes opened.

 

There was sweat on his brow that told of fever and his voice betrayed that he was full of mucus inside. He coughed painfully and moaned, touching his arm where it was swollen grotesquely.

 

“Lionel, where are we?” He asked weakly. “Are we in Havena yet?”

 

“He is hallucinating.” The Thorwalsh almost begged. “Please, let him get his strength back and then let him go. He needs to find his brother.”

 

“His brother is dead.” Dari said, looking deep into the boys eyes. “One of the one hundred meter tall girls killed him. His remains are at Ludwig's keep.”

 

The boy swallowed.

 

“Then allow him a proper funeral.” He said after re-finding his resolve.

 

Not waiting for a reply, he laid the smaller man down by Dari's feet and stepped in front of Nagash's.

 

“I'm ready.” He told her, closed his eyes and spread his arms, ready to die.

 

On second glance, this one seemed to have a little fever too. Nonetheless, Dari was impressed.

 

Nagash's foot went up again but Dari called her halt before she could kill him.

 

“Let those two come into the village.” She said determined. “The others take captive. Take their horses too. They will be useful.”

 

Horses could transport ale or wine from where ever they got it.

 

“I'll make sure Steve and Christina are well away.” She added to Nagash in a hushed voice. “Give me a few minutes, then crush the others. Make sure they are dead.”

 

Nagash had had that look of disapproval on her face at first, but when Dari told her to kill the remaining seven raiders everything appeared to be fine.

 

She let the limping Thorwalsh gather up his friend and took them over to the village where she had Steve and Christina join her, leading them to one of the huts that had been abandoned by it's previous owners.

 

“He ill?” Christina asked concerned, pointing at Léon Logue after they had put him down on a bed of straw.

 

“Yes. Very.” Dari said and put a wet cloth from a bucket she had had one of the women bring along onto his brow.

 

Steve and Christina started to discuss something in the same tongue that Janna and Laura used to converse with. Then Steve reached into the breast pocket and produced the tiny, red packet with the white cross on it, a similar one to that from which Christina had given Dari the tools to stitch up Nagash.

 

'He doesn't need stitching.' She wanted to say, but the boy held up what looked like a tiny glass bottle with a clear liquid inside.

 

The Thorwalsh gasped as Steve pulled something off the bottle to reveal a needle underneath which he rammed into the Horasian's arm. Then he squeezed his fingers and seemed to crush the glass bottle in between his fingers, the water bubbling and becoming less by the second.

 

“Is this magic?” Dari asked perplexed.

 

She did not understand how this was possible. When Steve was done, she took up the discarded bottle and squeezed it herself. It was not glass but something else entirely, flexible but sturdy nonetheless. And the needle turned out to be hollow inside, like a Mengbilar but much, much finer.

 

A device to inject poison, she thought for a moment, before she remembered that the red packet was for healing. That was it. A potion, a magic potion, not one for swallowing but rather for injecting directly into the vein. Maybe she had underestimated Steve and Christina after all.

 

Dari realigned the bones in Léons elbow the way they were meant to grow back together and had Steve make a tight linen bandage on his arm to keep them in place. After that, they took a look at Thorsten's leg wound.

 

It had been bandaged professionally, that much Dari could see, but not been sewn up at all. Constant movement had torn the wound larger and the seeping out of blood had prevented any healing. Worse yet, the wound had begun to fester.

 

They burned it out with a glowing hot knife while the Thorwalsh bit into a piece of wood to keep him from biting his own tongue. Afterwards, Dari sewed it up with the fine, clear string that she had used on Nagash as well. After some more convincing, Thorsten agreed to be given the same magic potion Léon had received and after that, they both had to swallow a tiny white thing that Christina swore would help against the pain.

 

“No pain. No pain.” She said, and Dari guessed that that was what she had meant.

 

Sure enough, two minutes later, the two newcomers were dead out cold, sleeping like rocks. Steve and Christina immediately agreed to stay with the men so Dari could go out and make her rounds. Everything seemed in order. The horses were tied up and had been given grass and water. The foundations for the stables were moving along as planned, as was the making of beams and boards.

 

She ordered which animals were to be butchered that evening and how much of the meat was to be salted down. Happily, she accepted the suggestion of one of the cheese makers who wanted to add nettles into the goats-milk cheese they had started to produce for a more exciting flavour.

 

Birsel's house was still barred up. The whores only opened their door once a day to accept food and spent the rest of the time inside, ever since Janna and Laura had disappeared. Of those two, of course, there was still no sign, but as far as Dari was concerned, since there was enough to eat again, Lauraville was better off without them. Maybe they should rename it, she thought. Maybe it should be called Dariville.

 

Laura would squish her for even thinking that, Dari knew, but the giant girl did not have to know. Quietly, Dari hoped that the two would never come back. This could really be a nice place, if it were allowed to be. But to the north loomed above the village, the giant metal thing that served as a constant reminder that Dari was here for something more important than country life. She sighed and moved on to the last station of her tour.

 

On the trampled field that had been slowly reclaimed by grass and greenery Dari could still make out where the horses had stood. Neatly aligned in a row, seven flat corpses were there, each with a meter distance to each other. Nagash really had made sure that they were dead. She had trampled all of them and all of them, from their feet all the way up to their heads. The bellies of some had burst under the pressure, those of others had not, but all their heads were broken and squashed flat. Their torsos were compressed so densely that they barely reached above the ground. Their arms and legs had snapped like twigs under Nagash's massive weight too.

 

Everyone except the leader had been trampled face down into the ground. But the square-jawed outlaw Nagash had done for on his back, for some reason. With his face deformed and pressed flat against the ground, the man looked even more dangerous. It had been the right decision not to let him and his companions into the village, Dari decided. After all, when Dexter had come into the village, the first thing he had done was killing the old foreman to elevate himself. No doubt this one would have been ambitious too, scheming and plotting behind Dari's back.

 

It would have been enough to tell Nagash some lie and it would be Dari instead of him lying here with a face almost twice as large as it ought to be. The attackers the outlaws had warned against never came. Either they had seen Nagash and decided to turn around or they had been a fabrication from the beginning. Dari would only need to ask Thorsten about it to find out.

 

That he was speaking the truth had been clear to Dari as soon as they had mentioned Lionel Logue. Who knew, maybe they would move on as soon as they were able to. Or maybe, if they were unlucky, Laura and Janna would come back before that and no one could know what would happen then.

 

If they ever returned, that was.

Chapter 15 by squashed123
Author's Notes:

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Thorwal must have been covered by glaciers once, Janna thought. The landscape was hilly and littered with boulders of all sizes. She had to get really low in order to be able to see the ground at all because of the dense fog that covered the ground in the morning. At nightfall she had cleared a small valley of rocks and laid down, huddled in her sleeping bag. She wondered how Laura slept, without anything but the clothes on her body. She was worried.


The day before, Janna had been stupid and continued walking while the fog was still dense, and lost the track of Laura's footsteps. When it cleared, she had to double back to where Laura had turned north west. Laura had found food however, as evidenced by the remains of a village Janna had found in her path. Twenty or so people who had been able to get away and returned, mourning for their crushed and eaten neighbours and loved ones, had still been there. Laura had smashed every last house in the village, and so Janna could see the shocked faces of the survivors when they saw another behemoth approach.


Janna had eaten them all but it had not been enough to fill her. Once, she had to turn away from Laura's track and find food for herself. Half the village she found had filled her belly, the other half was in the Erlenmeyer flask, awaiting to become her breakfast. Water was easy to come by in these parts and so Janna did not need the flask as she had expected.


She got up and stretched, yawning. She didn't feel sorry for the people as she poured the first few onto her hand and into her mouth. In fact, she still liked the way they crawled over tongue and tried to get out before she tossed in another handful. Their screaming and begging was cut short when her boulder sized molars turned them into mush. A few were still alive and unhurt when she swallowed though. That way, they lasted a little longer.


Combine all their mass and she'd end up with probably as much as a small serving of fries, even though people were a lot more nourishing than the latter. The same way one does not count fries in a takeaway box, Janna had not bothered to count the people in the Erlenmeyer flask either. They were food, whether they liked it or not, and Janna's time was limited.


But having to wait for the fog to clear, she could allow herself to have some fun.


The next handful of people remained longer in her open mouth, letting them look for a way out. Most shouted and screamed on their knees but some tried to climb over the row of lower front teeth and over her lower lip after that. When the first three were on her lip, Janna sealed her mouth and sucked them back in, giggling. She coated them all thickly in saliva and gave them a last view of light. Now, no one was able to try and escape any more. She swallowed them alive, every last one.


Meanwhile, the ones in the Erlenmeyer flask were going crazy. They saw what the terrible giantess was doing to the others and knew in their hearts that they would be next. Some of them tried scratching the glass futilely in order to escape while others simply sat on the ground praying.


Swafnir this, swafnir that, Janna was not able to make out any whole phrases over the moaning and crying when she put her ear against the mouth of the flask, but the name Swafnir was a reoccurring theme.


“I'm Swafnir's daughter.” She told them cruelly from above. “He told me to eat you all.”


Unexpectedly, that seemed to enrage the contents of the flask and a tide of insults washed against her ear as she listened.


“That is a lie, you evil woman!” Some female shouted over the others.


Janna shrugged: “You got me. I'm not his daughter. But guess what? I'm going to eat you all anyway.”


She lifted the glass to her face and smiled at them, as they backed away in terror.


“But,” she allowed, “when I'm done gobbling you up, I'll need a few to clean my teeth for me. Your icky little bones get stuck in between my teeth, you know.”


This was a proud, defensible people and still they hung on her every word, powerless, when she said that. She poured the next load of them into her mouth and allowed the others to watch as she chewed and swallowed. She knew what it looked and sounded like from her own perspective and that was gruesome enough. What the villagers in the flask saw, heard and felt, she could only fathom. It was easy to forget that the tiny people probably knew everyone that was being pulped in between her teeth as the chewed, utterly without mercy.


“Mhhh.” She made and smiled. “I have a question for you. If your god loves you – why did he make you so small?”


Janna was getting wet and warm in between her legs. Maybe she had time for a little self-indulgence before the fog cleared. It didn't look like it would go anywhere within the next hour or so. Maybe it was earlier than she had expected. It was hard to tell.


She poured only a few people on her hand so that she could swallow them whole. Feeling them struggle in her throat was always nice but to feel them in her belly she would have to eat alive more than she had left. Still, the knowledge that she could just digest them alive was intoxicating. Being powerful was good. Being big was good.


She swallowed all the rest of them, except for ten which she earmarked for mouth hygiene.


Over the next hill, barely thirty centimetres high, at her scale, there was a small rivulet. On her hands and knees she had to feel around like a blind person until her fingers touched water. She dug a little to create a basin were enough water could accumulate that she could use and drank a few hands full before removing her t-shirt, jeans and panties to wash herself. She brushed her teeth as she usually did too, scrubbing with her finger, to get the worst off. The tiny people would take care of the rest.


Her would-be mouth-cleaners looked at her in awe when she came back, butt naked. She was still wet, but pleasing herself had to wait. Over the next hill she squatted over another trickle of water and relieved herself. The amount of piss tripled the size of the puny little stream and she could not help but smile at the thought that maybe someone downstream would wonder why his water tasted like pee. She had to poop too, and that all but blocked the rivulet. The wipes she had brought were almost used up. After they were gone, she would have to use water and her hand. She shuddered.


The air was cold and damp in the mornings but she enjoyed the short times she spent naked, the freshness on her skin. Her clothes were filthy as always. She put on her bra first, then her panties and jeans and lastly the shirt Furio and his Horasians had burned holes into.


“Anyway, where were we?” She asked, finally turning her attention back to the flask.


They hung on her lips like attentive little dogs.


“Hmhm.” She chuckled at them. “Here is the deal. I'll put you in my mouth and you will clean my teeth, understood? Afterwards, I let you go.”


They nodded fearfully.


She laid down on her right side first to let them clean her teeth there. Thorwalsh were slightly taller on average than other people in this world, and generally stronger too. The ten of them got the job done quite quickly.


One woman leapt out of her mouth and started running but Janna squashed her lazily underneath her thumb. That made the others work quicker. When the rest was done after approximately fifteen minutes, she got up and fished into her mouth with her fingers until she caught someone. It was some man.


“Nope.” She said simply, and put him back in, searching for someone else.


There had been a wiry blonde girl she had set her mind on. When her thumb brushed over firm, tiny tits she knew she had found her victim.


“What are you doing?!” The tiny thing screamed as Janna nonchalantly tore off her wet and drenched dress. “You said you would let us go!”


Janna waited until the girl looked at her mouth before she swallowed. Then she opened it again to show her that all were gone.


“Noooo!” The girl cried out and Janna could only chuckle again.


'What did she expect?'


The button on Janna's jeans was already open. She took her living toy over to the basin and shook her under water for a while to get her clean. The girl coughed and wheezed afterwards while Janna studied her.


Her less than shoulder-long hair was woven into cute little braids on her head. She had the beauty of youth on her face, tiny, perky breasts and a bush of blonde pubes between her legs. She was delicate and pure but still promised to have some fight in her. All that Janna wanted.


“You were going to...”


'Let us go.' She likely would have said but Janna did not wait to hear, before she pushed the tiny girl up her pussy.


A living, breathing, sentient being was inside her, for little more than the stimulation it produced when it fought kicking, screaming and punching against the confinement of her sex. She sat down on the hill, two hands in her jeans, playing with her self. The hill flattened out a little beneath her, a testament to her awesome godliness. Technically, abusing and ultimately killing one tiny person more or less made little difference with respect to how many she had just consumed for breakfast but it felt different entirely.


'Fuck one of you to death and I feel a little guilty.' She thought. 'Gobble up a hundred of you, and I only feel like I'm having a snack.'


The Thorwlash girl might have grown up to be a fearsome shield maiden and Janna enjoyed every minute she spent inside of her. Unbidden, her thoughts went to Steve. She didn't know why, it just happened that way.


'Is it wrong to imagine that tiny, strong, little guy inside of me?' She pondered.


But in the scheme of things, who would stop her? Maybe she should have taken him and Christina along for the journey, but how, when she had to eat entire villages full of people along the way? She hoped they were alright in Lauraville though.


The struggles inside her went on and Janna leaned back indulging in thoughts of Steve. When finally her pussy had killed the tiny girl, she laid back and relished in the afterglow for a moment. The day before she did not have this much time, she remembered. The fog looked like it had actually gotten thicker.


'No!' She cursed in her mind and got up.


There was only supposed to be fog in the mornings when the rising temperature evaporated the water that had accumulated on the grass and moss in the night. She could barely see anything now, even higher up than before. When she stood, she found herself in a sea of clouds and mist that reached up to her just to below her tits.


She discarded her plaything and crawled blindly to gather up her things. Two lamps, night-vision goggles and batteries, Laura's sleeping bag and the Erlenmeyer flask. She rolled everything up in her sleeping bag to carry the things and switched on one of the lamps to see if it would help. The light only made it worse as it reflected in the mist however.


This was not good. She remembered where Laura's footsteps had been of course but finding an imprint with her hands took a while. She felt for the next and went on. At this rate, she'd never find her though.


Going into the general direction of the tracks was nothing short of gambling with an outcome that was insecure at best. What time was it? The sun was hiding behind a thick layer of clouds. Janna worried even more at the thought that Laura might be caught in the same fog, cold and probably hungry as well.


Was Laura still angry with her, still out trying to prove that she could make it on her own? Or had she been injured maybe, or lost. Why didn't she simply follow back her own footsteps? The answer was clear and Janna realized that she was afflicted by the same peril. Simply going back would not serve for there was nothing left to eat.


'You stupid girl, Laura.' Janna thought. 'Why did you have to squish those you did not eat in that village?'


Andergast was to the east, Nostria to the south, or south east or even south west too. The Thorwalsh were a seafaring people which meant that there had to be sea to the west. But if Laura had gone there or maybe turned around already, Janna could not tell.


She had felt so powerful a moment ago and now so impotent that it drove her sheer mad.


'Allies.' She thought. 'I need allies.'


Her mind went to Furio and his Horasians.


Surely, tiny people would have no problem spotting Laura's tracks. To them, the chucks' imprints in the ground were as long and wide as houses. But blind as she was Janna could only sit on the ground and wait for it to go away.


-


“All the little people go squish, when I step on them. Squish when I step on them. Squish when I step on them. All the little people go squish when I step on them. Squish, squish, squish, squish, squish!”


The ground beneath Laura's feet turned slippery every time she brought her foot down. Somewhere between five and seven thousand people lived in the city of Thorwal, or so Jarl Kalf had said. That was under normal conditions, however, and right now, with some huge raid going on, no less than three thousand or so were missing from the city as well as almost all of the war ships. Still, it was the largest city Laura had laid eyes on thus far and so she was in a very good mood, every stomp turning more fleeing people into mush.


“All the little people turn to mush when I step on them. Mush, when I step on them, mush when I step on them.” She sang with a markedly innocent voice.


Those people who tried to fight her, hacking and stabbing into the rubber of her shoes with axes and spears, were simply ignored until there was a large enough group of them that she could crush. She reached to the ground and grabbed hold of a random group of people. Two fell down to death and injury and most of the others were injured by the way Laura's fingers crushed them, holding them stuck in awkward positions against the palm of her hand. They would have been seven or so, but Laura never stopped to count. She dropped them into her mouth during which another one of them fell down, and started chewing.


“All the little people go crunch when I eat them up. Crunch when I eat them up. Crunch when I eat them up.” She sang with a mouth half-full of half-eaten people, involuntarily spraying bits and pieces on the fleeing ones below.


She had entered from the east gate of the city, just north of the Bodir which flowed into the sea here. Outside the east-gate was the practise yard, but she had only stopped to flatten a few training Thorwalsh there before moving on. In the middle of the city, there was a canal which joined the regular haven with a little lake where ships and boats could dock during the worst of winter and autumn storms. Everyone on her side of the canal was either making for the boats or over one of the two bridges to get to the west gate and make their escape that way.


There were a few remarkable buildings Laura could point out by their colourful ornamentations, but what Kalf had told her about them was already forgotten. She recognized the three enclosed compounds he had mentioned however, home to the three large families of Hetmen who ruled city and jarldom of Thorwal as a council.


Like tiny villages of their own, the ovally shaped enclosures were framed by palisades. The nearest one was to her right, sticking out like a pimple in the cities outer defences that were made of wooden walls in front of earthen dikes. She went over there and flattened everything, walls, houses, people and domestic animals all. Taking out the power structure was important, or so Jarl Kalf had said. He was a stain on the bottom of her foot now, but Laura did it anyway, just to see what would happen.


The day before, after that dreadful fog had finally cleared, Laura had found herself in Kalf's jarldom. With a huge part of the Thorwalsh population living in the city of the same name, the capital of Kalf's jarldom had only been another petty village of a few hundred Laura would not have taken particular notice of. While she was stuffing her belly with his people and life-stock, the young ambitious jarl had approached her.


She didn't kill him outright because she was hungry and thus noticed quickly that he didn't seem to mind her eating his subjects at all. In fact, he ordered his fighting men to herd the people to her and keep them from running away. That was all very good until Laura had eaten her fill. With her belly squirming full of people, she had just been going to crush all the rest of them under her feet when Jarl Kalf managed to make her laugh.


“Thank you for the food little guy, but I'm afraid I'll kill you all anyway.” She had said, getting up to start squishing people.


“Your language is wrong!” He had replied, shouting up at her. “You need to say: Thank you for the food, Jarl Kalf, I'll make you king of Thorwal for it!”


Laura had laughed and agreed, even to the condition not to kill any more of his people. The evening was spent with a huge fire, some singing and dancing, rejoicing and praising Jarl Kalf, or King Kalf as he had started to fashion himself, for turning the terrible giantess peaceful to them. Kalf told her everything about Thorwal there was to know, what places she should crush, which people she should find and kill, what the people would do when she attacked and so on.


The next morning, this morning, Laura had stepped on him and their agreement both when she ate the rest of his people for breakfast and crushed the tiny jarl under the soles of her feet before even exchanging another word with him. It was Sir Ludwig all over again and she wasn't going to suffer that.


The huge city was hard to miss and now she was right inside it, the people behaving exactly as Kalf had predicted. With the fleet gone however, there were not nearly enough boats to fit them all, plus most of the fishermen had already put to sea in the morning.


A few steps and she was over the thick of the mob again, crushing fleeing people with every step on her way to the harbour. She walked over the docks, squishing men, women and children under her feet. Her shoes filled with water when she pushed the boats and ships under to sink them. When she turned back to the tiny people, the squelching sound of her drenched footwear mixed with the sound of people squelching under her weight. Now they were trying to flee the other way.


To trap the boats in the winter-harbour, she walked over and blocked the canal by dragging her foot through a row of houses and pushing the rubble into the water. She made sure to crumble the bridges as well and went to the other side of the canal, stepping on the people still trying to flee to the west gate. It was happening way too fast for the tiny population and they started losing their minds as Laura walked over them.


South-west of the west gate, perched on a hill above the cliffs was the Ottaskin of Hetmen, what ever that meant. It was were the hetmen convened to rule in a great long-hall and had been high on Kalf's list of buildings to demolish. Ten stomps later, everything there was plained. Down, far south, Laura could see the dungeon keep, basically a stone castle that was used to pen up criminals in peacetime. Locked up, the prisoners would not go anywhere however, and Laura could turn her attention elsewhere first.


She took a detour through some buildings on the west side on her way back east, crushing the people that had accumulated around the wharf again before marching through the shipyard were more people had gone looking for boats that would take them away from her.


The other two enclosures of the hetmen families were almost empty by now but she flattened those too. She had met the mob of crazy people that wanted to fight her when she had walked over the docks for a second time and decimated them to but a few dozen. Still they came, screaming in their pathetic, helpless rage, pathetically slow on foot, following the path of destruction in her wake.


The rest of the city did not look too bad except for where she had stepped on houses. She had stepped on streets most of the time, preferring to see the ones she was smushing. The streets she had walked on were littered with dead Thorwalsh, or what was left of them, and a few half-squashed ones, the least lucky of which still alive.


Laura was out of breath from all the squishing but felt amazing otherwise. A few ships had gotten away, and many people had fled or were still fleeing through the gates. It was alright, she thought. After all, razing a city without anyone living to tell the tale would be pointless.


By the time the screaming mob of madmen had gotten to her, Laura had slipped out of her shoes and socks. It was time to squash some people between her toes. The Thorwlash were better equipped than Andergastian villagers however, which she learned when the mob managed to prick the delicate skin of her bare feet with their stupid weapons.


“Outch!” She cursed and hopped a few steps back.


The nasty little fighters came after her, spurned on by their seeming success. Either that, or they were sheer mad, Laura concluded. She turned around, waited for the right moment and let herself drop onto her behind. There was a sudden, awkward wetness beneath her butt after and any lucky survivors were sprayed with blood and gore. A red splotch and a dent in the ground were left when she stood up, trying to brush the remains of smashed corpses off her rear. That was the last of any resistance she encountered.


There was no way of telling how much time had gone by but it could have been only minutes at the most. And Laura was not done playing yet.


A face-splitting grin on her face, she moved along the outer defences. Three meters high, they posed more of a barrier to those that were fleeing rather than a defence and so she took special care not to crush it. Back at the east gate, a wooden tower house without doors, some few hundred people tried to squeeze through out of the city.


“Get ready, little guys!” Laura announced when she arrived. “Here I come!”


The screaming and crying was all they could throw against her. On the outer edges, people tried their luck fleeing into opposite directions all over again, but in the middle of the mob, they could neither get back nor forth. Laura's bare foot slammed down on top of them with the audible squelch of dozens of bodies. She laughed like a maniac as she stomped.


The tower house crumbled easily under her weight as she pushed it down on top of more people. There was a reasonably large pasture next to the gate and people tried to flee that way too but were blocked off by the herd of maddened cows Laura had not bothered to trample yet.


Within seconds, her feet were smeared with mud and people. She stopped stomping and moved over to just walk back and forth over the dissolving crowd, their bodies crumbling, popping beneath her as she went.


“Aw, am I too heavy for you?” She mocked a male youth whose lower half disappeared under the ball of her foot.


He tried to crawl away but his body still clung together enough to deny him even though he was completely crushed from the pelvis down. Laura released him, watched him crawl a few centimetres before ending him with another step.


“No, please!” A woman begged and futilely raised her arms before Laura's foot squished her.


“Swafnir, help us!” Someone in a group of four screamed ere her foot pressed them into the ground, crushing them.


“I'll need a foot-bath after this!” Laura announced to no one in particular.


Her feet were red and brown on the bottom and sprinkled with drops of blood and gore further up. The force she was able to create stomping was enough to make the ground shake ever so slightly.


Carefully, she placed a foot over a wooden, straw-roofed house and pushed down until the building was level with the ground. Nothing in there was sharp or large enough to hurt her. The next house exploded in a spray of splinters and debris as she stomped down on top of it. One, two three, more houses fell beneath her. When she trod into a hearth, there was a brief feeling of warmness that went away as soon as Laura withdrew her foot.


“All the little houses get smashed when I step on them.” She sang happily, starting to skip through where before hundreds had lived in peace and harmony, crushing, smashing and destroying everything in her path.


Boats were floating on the waters of the winter harbour, pushing against each other, unable to get through the blocked canal. The harbour itself was enclosed in palisades of it's own, with just a single gate for entrance and exit. There weren't many people at the gate, but still Laura jumped into the air to land on them with both of her feet at once.


The spray of gore was worse enough to hit the surrounding palisades and sprayed a reddish taint onto the brown wood. After that, she toppled a nearby warehouse, fifteen centimetres high maybe, and used the rubble to block the gate to anyone who would try to flee after. Sure, some would find a way down the outer city walls or over the inner city stockades but she was sure that a big part of them would be trapped for later consumption that way. This city was simply too large to destroy in one sitting.


Where no houses stood and no crops were planted, there were pastures of cows and other livestock. On the western hill over the cliffs, all the way from dungeon keep to Ottaskin of hetmen, sheep grazed or ran around frightened. All in all, Laura would be able to live a while off this place, if she cared to. Surely, there were some people in the buildings too.


She trampled more houses on the east side before making her way back to the west gate. She noticed that the west part of the canal was richer than the east, smaller, with more houses that had stone foundations and lower storeys. Some times, when she trod on a building, some people that had tried to hide would rush out of the others nearby and run down the street towards the gate. Over there, another blob of people had accumulated, worsened by everyone Laura chased out of their homes.


The west gate was larger, wider, higher and actually had doors that could be locked up. When Laura stood over them, she made sure to keep the group together with a few precise stomps around the edges. Then she leaned over and closed the gates. It felt like toying with a fragile plastic model. A woman got stuck in between the two three-meter-high gate-doors when she closed them and Laura made a pitiful face before pushing harder, crushing her. A handful of earth blocked the gate after that, trapping her prey.


“Hello.” She greeted them sheepishly.


When anyone tried to run in any direction, she made sure to send them rushing back into the crowd with a stomp. It didn't take long until they got the message. She crouched down in front of them, grinning.


“Squishing all your little friends made me hungry and it's past time I had my lunch.” She informed them.


On cue, her belly rumbled with anticipation.


“May Swafnir smite you for this!” Someone screamed.


Laura chuckled.


“As far as I understand, your god is a whale. Who is stupid enough to worship a whale when they live on land, huh? You brought this on yourself!”


“Please!” Some started begging, going down on their knees. “We'll worship any gods you want!”


A few more firm in their beliefs started protesting that sentiment in turn.


“I'm not here to argue religion.” Laura giggled, amused. “I'm here to eat you.”


Some boy tried to run from the left side of the crowd but Laura caught him, tossed him into her mouth and swallowed. The tiny people before her still stared at her mouth as though they expected to see him emerge from there at any moment, unable to fathom that she could actually turn someone into food that easily.


“Aaaah.” She opened her mouth, showing them that he was gone.


The whole crowd gasped and Laura couldn't help but giggle again.


“There's one thing though.” She said after plucking out two women from the crowd and regarding them in her hand. “Somehow, I can't eat naked people.”


She tossed the females into her mouth and crunched them in between her molars a moment after. For a glorious moment, the tinies looked at each other in confusion. Then, as though they had discovered a sudden pestilence in their garb, they rushed to get out of their clothes as fast as possible.


Some of them were even naïve enough to look at her with triumph in their eyes as all stood butt-naked before her. There were old people, middle aged people and young ones but the women far outweighed the men by number. It made sense, she thought, because even though Thorwlash women were tough and defensible, the men, still larger, stronger and socially disposable, did most of the fighting. Ironically, they were safely away now, raiding some distant place with Olaf, the hetman of hetment. Kalf had told Laura to make a point of killing Olaf's wife, hetwoman Jurga Trondesdottir, but as it turned out it was impossible to look for and point out any particular three centimetre tall person while one was hell-bent on crushing as many others as possible.


She'd turn up eventually, or maybe not. Maybe someone would recognize her clothing or jewellery in a pile of mashed persons. Maybe she got away on one of the ships, or out the western gate. Maybe she hadn't been in Thorwal in the first place, but on some voyage. It didn't matter.


Laura reached for a particularly defiant-looking man past forty, pushed him onto her tongue and swallowed. To Janna she had complained about eating old people and 'limp old dicks' in her mouth, but the hardship of her journey to this place had toughened her.


“Actually, I can eat anyone I want.” She informed the naked people. “But you taste a lot better without your clothes on.”


In her head, she counted while she ate. Thorwalsh were taller and burlier than other people she had seen, especially the scrawny, half-starved Andergastians, which served her very well. When ever someone dared to say anything, cry, whimper or beg a little too loudly, Laura would put them in her mouth and either chew or swallow them whole. By fifty eight, the remaining hundred or so were as silent as a grave.


No one dared to try and flee any more. They just stood and watched stoically as more and more went down her gullet. By seventy two, she felt like she had eaten a full plate of food, by eighty eight, she just could not bring down any more of them. A noisy burp let her buffet know that she had had enough.


“You're lucky I'm full.” She told them, rubbing her belly under her shirt. “For the rest of you I have a special task. Don't worry, it won't kill you.”


They were all ears. Obediently, like little ducklings, they marched under her over-watch, over to the dungeon keep. When the last one was inside, Laura sealed the gates behind them. The old castle looked as though it had been carved out of a rock. The walls around were about five meters high to the little people and the bulky tower that throned over the cliffs easily four times as high. Laura broke any ladders she could see and blocked any entrances to the tower and to the top of the walls with rocks she simply broke out of the cliffs by her side. She crushed the yard's singular wooden building in between her hands and cleared the place of anything that could be used to build something that might be used for escaping the castle from inside.


“Yap, you're trapped.” She winked at the worried looking men and women when she was done. “We'll have some fun later.”


The cliffs crumbled a little under her weight when she sat down and watched out to sea, playing in the water with her feet. The mix of mud and gore was stuck so closely, that she had rub with her fingers to get it off, especially in between her toes. The water was not warm by any measure, but did not feel cold either. Like the rain that had to go on for hours before it bothered her, her body seemed more resistant to cold than it used to be.


Of course, she thought, her skin had to be half a meter thick, or even thicker. Janna would know exactly no doubt, but she wasn't here. That night, when they had fought, Laura got lost on her way back to the ship. It was so dark that she could not see anything at all, panicked and ran.


She came back to her senses the next morning, hungry and thirsty. She tried following her footsteps back but found nothing that she could eat or drink that way. So she turned again, finding a small village. Jogging, she could cover great distances very quickly she learned but even thought she found water, she did not come across anything else to eat before the fog. So many times, she had been sure that she would die on that journey.


She feared starving or freezing to death in the night. It had not come close, in truth, but the fear had been real. She slept curled up into a ball in any reasonably dry place she could find. She had passed a few remote farms during the day and even a meadery, that made wine from honey. She had eaten everything and everyone she could in those places and even drank the barrels of mead in the cellar.


Laura hoped that Janna wasn't following her, for there was nothing to eat that way at all, or close enough.


Out at sea, a number of boats of all sizes as well as one larger ship lay in waiting.


'They think I'll move away from here.' She thought. 'And then they want to dock again and look for survivors.'


She pondered marching into the sea and try catching the ships. While chasing people through the streets of Thorwal and crushing them under her feet, she had felt like a genuine Godzilla. Who said she couldn't be a terrible sea-monster if she wanted to?


She broke a piece of rock out of the cliff-side next to her. The limestone felt somewhat like dry clay in her hands. It was hard, sturdy and dry but she could break it with a little effort. The rock went flying in a high arch towards the ships but missed, splashing. Laura threw another. No doubt the ships would sink if hit but she was simply too bad at throwing to test that hypothesis.


The next rock broke into two smaller ones that were shaped quite flatly. Laura aimed so as to make it skip on the water, which worked for three jumps before it crashed into the sea in front of the ships, splashing the sailors with water and rocking their puny little vessels hard. Laura wasn't going to hit them at this rate but she threw the last stone none the less.


“Sing me a sailor song.” She commanded into the castle next to her before picking out some random boy.


He screamed like a little girl as Laura threw him, making his puny little body skip. After he crashed into the first wave his body went limp but flew on regardless, propelled by Laura's comparably godlike power.


“Huh, still no singing?” She asked and picked a girl next.


She managed to skip no less than five times, but still Laura couldn't score a hit on the boats. There were small windows in the tower, Laura noticed now, little more than crenels for shooting arrows. But behind a few of them, faces peered through, trying to see what was happening. Prisoners, Laura knew. It was one of them that started the gloomy, slow sailor song that echoed loudly on the walls of the yard as more and more people picked up the tune. It had nothing of the jolly, cheerful songs Laura had heard at Jarl Kalf's, but it might have had if it had been sung differently.


The beat was slow and stomping but picked up speed as it went along: “Yo, ho! Shields and axes, beat the Hooo-ras! Come now, spears and daggers! The seas belong to uuus!”


After the first verse the hole yard was singing: “Yo, ho! Shields together, on to the enemy waaalls! If we, die together, we meet down in Swafnir's haaaalls!”


“Yo, ho! Kill the giant!” A young man in the yard rose up in voice above the others, altering the lyrics of the song. “Drive your spear through her eeeeeye! Big bitch, come to slay us, this is the day you diiiie!”


“Yaaa!” Some cheered and applauded before Laura's thunderous giggling brought back the reality of their situation to the forefront of their minds.


The old ones looked even more dread than before, for they had known the momentary hope had been a false one from the start.


“Nice song.” Laura commented. “Really nice. So, you'll kill me, huh? And how exactly will you do that?”


He was young, and scrawny for a Thorwalsh too. Maybe he was a little too stupid to take on a raid or else he had other obligations. The Thorwalsh were a remarkably free people after all. He stood, staring at her, scrambling for words.


“You want to fight me?” She asked in a friendly tone. “One of my butt cheeks could squash you alone.”


“Someone will kill you!” He blurted out, awkwardly. “A great warrior! He will strike you down and you will die, like all the monsters in the stories!”


“Gunnar, shut up!” An old man cursed at him.


The young man was no doubt interrupting what the old man thought tobe the last few moments of his life with his buffoonery.


“Don't tell him to shut up, you have to encourage him!” Laura laughed into the yard. “Here Gunnar, I'll give you a chance. Let's get rid of that old guy keeping you down and then you can fight me.”


The young man looked helplessly as Laura's fingers came for the old man, pinched him effortlessly and raised him up. Under pressure, he popped and squished in two before Laura ground him to a smear in between thumb and index finger.


“Urgh.” She made, shaking the gore of her fingers.


Gunnar trembled and fell to the ground, still watching her hand that had just squished a man as easily as anyone squished a fly.


“Always with the negativity.” She said frowningly. “We can't have that, can we. Now come, my brave, little warrior.”


When the blood stained fingers came for him, he ran but Laura had him a moment later.


“What's the matter, don't want to fight me any more? You have to believe in yourself! Do you think any of the heroes in the stories ran away crying? No! They believed in themselves and that's why they succeeded!”


She had him in her grip carefully, not giving enough pressure to hurt him, but enough to prevent him from jumping to his death. Beneath the cliffs was a small, stony shoreline where her feet had already dug impressive craters just by being there, half way into the water. She put him down in between. He looked left and right in panic but saw that he could not escape that way. Then he turned out to sea and back to her again.


“What are you waiting for? Attack!” Laura encouraged him but he made a run for it instead and tried to get behind her heel and onto the other side of her foot.


It worked but he did not get very far for Laura simply put her foot into his path again.


“Ahh, I see.” She smiled. “You're a nobleman. Of course you'd let the girl attack first.”


“No, please!” He begged as Laura put her foot down on top of him.


It was just a dab though, nothing serious, but enough to push him down face first into the ground.


“Wow, you're harder to kill than I thought!” She said with as much astonishment as she was capable of and dabbed her foot on him again, reversing any efforts he had put into getting back up.


She put on just teeny bit more pressure but acted as though she was expending herself.


“What are you made of?! Is this sorcery or gods' work?!” She asked when she had released him.


Gunnar stood up and looked at his body, finding to his surprise that everything was where it should be. Laura repeated the process, crushing him longer under her foot this time, relishing the feeling of his puny little body moments away from pulverization. It would be more believable if she twisted her foot but that would instantly tear him to shreds. Instead, she raised her foot slowly, and sure enough, he pushed upwards against it with his puny little arms.


“I can't push down!” Laura whined frantically. “He's too strong, how is this possible?!”


When her foot was away and he was up again he looked at her in defiance.


“Swafnir is with me!” He proclaimed. “Fear not, I will save you all!”


Laura gave a quick look over into the castle only to see that no one had heard his words.


“Swafnir!” He screamed and lunged at Laura's foot in lack of anything else he could reach.


“Ouh, ouh! Please, no!” Laura slowly withdrew her foot from his beating, scratching and biting attack.


It had barely tickled her but she pulled her feet up onto the cliff where he couldn't reach them.


“Get back here so I can kill you!” He roared at her.


Laura chuckled involuntarily. Yes, this boy was a little simpler in the brain department.


“What are you laughing about, you monster!?”


“I wasn't laughing, I was crying.” Laura got her act back together. “But if it must be, I shall play my part! Have at me, hero! Take this!”


Her toes came for him.


'Uh, oh, was that a sliver of doubt I saw there?'


He fought as before but wrestled with her toes now that could defend themselves on their own. Laura scrunched, wriggled and released, careful not to hurt him.


“Ahh!” He cried eventually after getting stuck in between two toes and Laura squeezing just a little too hard.


She let off him and gave him a few moments respite to catch his breath.


He looked a little beaten up and held his side with a hand but after a few moments he screamed: “You can't hurt me!” And charged at her again.


Laura couldn't hold it in any more and let out a burst of giggling laughter as he wrestled with her toes. She played a little rougher now too and also pushed him away into the water. She pulled him under, let him back up, grabbed him with her toes and raised him up only to let him fall into the cold wet and get pushed under by her foot in the next instant.


'Poor guy.' She thought. 'Did he get it yet?'


She realized that she was toying with his life and wouldn't be done playing before he was dead. She loved it. After a brief while of Gunnar increasingly fighting for his life, she let go of him and set her feet back at the shore. Instinctively, he swam for land and came trotting out, water dripping from his scrawny, naked body.


“And the brave hero fought but he saw that she was too strong for him.” Laura narrated ominously. “Oh, no, here come the terrible toes again!”


She ploughed him over and pushed him into the ground, swashing left and right ever so slightly.


“Could he win this fight?” She stopped, raising her toes above him. “No.”


And she brought them down on top of him, grabbing him along with so many tiny rocks and pebbles, and scrunched until he was crushed to paste in between flesh and stone. Her mouth imitated the sound of his body being ground up for the tiny people in the castle. A few splashes in the water and what was left of him was washed off to be eaten by the creatures of the sea.


“Anyway, Gunnar's dead. Who's next?”


But they looked a tad too gloomy to be any more fun to play with just now and so she turned her attention elsewhere.


-


“I ought to have you flogged for getting drunk on your post, alas, lex magica does not permit me.”


Furio woke from his slumber, atop the tower, next to the table, feeling like drawn and quartered. He was still drunk, blissfully sparing him from headache for now, but the rest of him was like a wrecked ship unfit to sail. The speaker was Emilio Rieu, standing over him, his hair freshly washed and oiled.


“By rights, all men should fall under the same law before the gods.” He said, sniffing.


Lex Magica described a royal decree establishing special jurisdiction for mages. If a magicus was reasonably accused of a crime, he was to be tried by a superior mage or, preferably, a council of such. Originally, this was done to stop the peasants from burning them as witchers but today it was kept on to protect the infinitesimally small number of mages from the hazards and errors that plagued the common justice system with it's dungeons, torturers and confessions.


That did not mean that magici were free of punishment however. On the contrary, the guilds were keen to keep their image clean in the eyes of common men and thus often ruled much harsher. The grey guild was more lenient of course, but could be savagely strict when they feared endangerment of their apolitical, generally tolerated stance in society. The white guild, which Furio was a part of, always ruled harshly on anybody, arcane, as one of their mages, or mundane, as part of it's role in the Praios Church's inquisition to root out demon-worship and heresy. In the army, judgements were stricter still and commonly followed the accusing officer's recommendations, if found justified.


But they would not flog such an asset as Furio had turned out to be.


He spat on the ground and got up. He had a mission, an important one, and that was a far better shield than any special jurisdiction in the world. He found a piece of parchment crumbled in his hand but could not remember what it was about. Eight Maraskan characters were written on it, along with a longer text in Garethi coal scribbling. Clearly, Lee had given it to him, or else put it into his hand after he had passed out. The General was nowhere to be seen now, of course.


He couldn't read the Maraskan writing but it seemed that the Garethi gave the explanation for some kind of idiom. The hand was far too crude as that it could have been any professional scribe's work.


“Once upon a time, there was a general, hunting for a tiger.” It read.


Furio had to blink a few times before he could go on: “When he spied the beast, perched upon a cliff in the fog, he strung his arrow and loosed. But when his men came to see the carcass, they found that it had only been a rock that looked like a tiger.”


He rubbed his eyes. This was clearly a clumsy translation of another Maraskan fable.


“But the arrow stuck in the rock, like in the flesh of any living creature, and he asked himself how it could be. So he shot another arrow at the rock, but as many as he shot, all bounced off the hard stone. When all arrows were shot, the general said: 'Of course the arrow does not penetrate the rock, for I believe it is a rock!'”


Furio crushed the parchment in his hand and tossed it into the brazier that was barely smouldering by now. The story was almost insulting, as if Lee believed success or failure depended upon whether or not Furio sufficiently believed in himself. It didn't matter what he believed, all that mattered was what she believed. She, that meant the one hundred meter tall monstrosity called Janna, who killed with childish ease and evidently liked to eat people. Any man with sense would be as far away from her as possible, yet he was going to go out and look for her. Maybe Lee was right, he thought, maybe a little self-confidence couldn't hurt, but that might have been the remnants of snaps speaking in him as well.


“Did you just throw the general's orders into the brazier?!” Captain Emilio's voice was shrill and rang in his ears. “This is mutiny!”


Furio was beyond caring about this man.


He staggered past the captain and down to the foot of the tower, Emilio protesting all the while. He only stopped down to eat a few remnants of an officer's breakfast and rued it a moment after. His stomach felt as though it was filled with crawling rats.


“Furio the red!” A passing pikeman hailed him cheerfully when he arrived outside.


Looking down at himself, he saw that his white-golden robes were still covered in the dried blood from his head wound. A fresh one would be hard to come by here. When he looked out to the field, he saw soldiers busily collecting bodies and throwing them on carts. There were so many of them, most crushed beyond recognition.


He secretly wondered how long it would be until Janna would do the same to him if he wasn't killed by something else before finding her. Why didn't she simply come back? She had liked the food, but had insisted that she had to look for her friend, the other terrifyingly huge she-titan called Laura. Maybe she had not found her yet. In any case, Furio should be going or else he'd never catch up with her. Maybe that was best, he thought. That way, he would be able to stay alive at least. He remembered Lee and his stupid parchment though and had to admit that it was fitting after all.


“Mage!” Emilio had come to pester him again. “I will put you under arrest if you do not answer me!”


“I need men.” Furio said plainly, entirely out of the blue. “The best of the best. A mission behind enemy lines.”


Emilio looked snubbed for a second, then swallowed hard. He knew that it came from the general himself. As the table turned, so did he.


“H...how many?” The spineless man asked, stuttering.


“Enough to protect me.” Furio replied. “Not enough to cause a diplomatic incident.”


The captain was obviously clueless as to how many men that meant.


“I'll have the remaining heavy horse assemble in the yard within the hour!”


“No.” Furio patiently shook his head.


Heavy cavalry was short of unstoppable against anything lesser than a pike-wall on an open battlefield. But in the dense Andergastian woods, Furio reckoned it would be wiser to have a more flexible force by his side. There were men who could traverse forests quickly, even on horseback, but the second royal guard of horse did not count among them, nor did the lighter cuirassiers. Also, Horasian heavy cavalry on Andergastian territory would be seen as a clear violation of peace as Andergast was a Garethian protectorate. It had grave political implications, that could even spark a continuation of the Garethi-Horasian war. No one wanted that, especially not now, and especially not the Order of the White Pentagram, to be sure.


“Give me ten skirmishers.” He said finally. “Ten light infantry, five crossbowmen and five sappers to overcome obstacles as well as three Nostrian scouts with knowledge of the terrain. We need provisions and horses, no cold-blooded war horses, just sure footed ones in good health.”


Skirmishers, in the Horasian army, were light foot or horse that harassed enemy formations, maneuvered a lot and could fight with light crossbow as well as one handed weapons. They were adapt to react quickly to any given situation. Sappers were fighting builders of sorts. Their duty included such tasks as building improvised bridges, rafts, roads, tunnels, traps and encampments but also sabotaging enemy artillery, bridges, boats, buildings and fortifications. Their job was dirty and very hand-to-hand when it came to sabotage behind enemy lines. Thus, they were a skilful bunch by necessity, the best of them anyway.


Emilio did not need to be asked twice and Furio was grateful for it. While the captain did as he was bid, the mage went to collect his things. A book about the intricacies of the Nostro-Andergastian conflict that he had barely touched since he came here, his sleeping bag, pipe and pipe-weed or tobacco as the wild, dark-skinned Mohr of the southern jungles called it, his book for notes and drawings, coal, quill and ink, parchment, unfinished letters...


His hand shook as he drafted a new letter to his family.


“Dear Father and Mother.” He wrote. “Dearest siblings. Hail Horas! Hail the emperor!”


He chewed on his lip and took up a cup of wine that stood abandoned there. He had to get his head in order now, sober up on horseback later. It wouldn't serve to go half-masted upon the crucial preparations of his mission. The vintage was stale and sour but it helped him get on track all the same though his stomach grumbled in rebellion.


“You will be pleased to know that I have been summoned for a mission of great importance. I dare not say much, but much of the future might depend on it. I write this letter in haste, as duty awaits. If I am killed in the line of duty, I ask only that you not forget me. Do not grieve for me but keep me in your prayers and know that I left my life for empire and emperor, long may he reign. Know as well that I forgive you, father, for wishing your son was just as all the others. Do not ask for my body to be returned to Bethana, do not ask to look upon me after I am slain. If all is well, I shall write to you again soon as I can. May Praios give you light, may Hesinde give you wisdom and may Phex lend luck to your endeavours.”


He put the quill aside, threw a handful of sand on the parchment and shook it off. Then he folded it and scribbled 'Bethana, Montane' onto the back, leaving it by the empty cup. While he wondered if he should write any other letters to friends and acquaintances someone stepped in front of his scribe-board.


“Maestro.” Rondria Loraine said softly, but not entirely confident. “I am pleased to find you here.”


His mind pieced it all together within an instant.


“No.” He cut her off. “No, you are not coming with me.”


She looked at him, startled. Then, she bit her lip in guilt.


“The guild wants to know...”


“If the guild wants to know what I am doing, they ought to send me a proper mage, not some acolyte! Hypperio has enough courage to send a child in harms way, but not enough to face the dangers himself! If that is his understanding of duty, I ought to duel him to the third blood and teach him some bloody honour!”


Furio was not as fuming with rage as he acted. He was getting giddy, if truth be told, and relished the opportunity to scold his rival of the same rank. There were no duels between mages, their persons were much too precious. It was just some saying.


“Maestro, I am to be your student.” Rondria said abashed.


“You are not!” He replied sharply. “You are a tool of Hypperio's to look over my shoulder.”


It had dawned upon him that every mage in the world wanted to be able to do what he did. The implications were potentially horrible and it was his responsibility to not let the knowledge get into the wrong hands. The girl looked at her feet, the leather cap on her head shining in the tent's candlelight.


“This mission is far too hazardous.” He explained, softening only slightly at her saddened gaze. “As well you should know, having been in the behemoth's mouth. If you think that I believe that you are here of your own volition...”


“This could be a great opportunity for me.” She allowed in a cheeky, feminine way.


She looked up at him, knowing that her eyes might have the power to move him.


“I do not want to remain an acolyte forever.”


Furio exhaled through his nostrils. He left her standing there, moving over to his bag of things, retrieving his pipe and stuffing it with the damp, brown weed. When he turned she was standing in front of him, conjuring a tiny flame from her index finger which she lent to him to light his pipe.


Soon, thick smoke danced in the air like a posse of spectres.


The girl blew out the flame from her finger, regarding it as though the fact that it had not burned her skin fascinated her.


“Flawless elementary manifestation.” Furio commented. “But that is easy. What else can you do? I saw your Armatrutz and found it quite impressive.”


“I wanted to be a healer, a saviour and protector of the weak.” She replied. “So I studied defensive spells and healing spells in the beginning.”


“And then?”


“Then it came to me that rather than to shield from evil, we should root it out and destroy it. So I focused on fighting with sword and staff.”


He took a drag from his pipe, the fumes resonating in his lungs. The bronze pommel and white hilt of what was presumably a sword protruded ever so slightly from under her white cloak and she had her staff ready in her hand. If what she said was true, if she truly was good at fighting, then maybe he ought to take her on after all. Two mages were always better than one.


“That sounds more befitting to a student of the Academy of Sword and Staff in Gareth.” He said sceptically. “Bethana relies more on magica combattiva, I seem to recall.”


He had started circling her while he spoke and could see that she had entered into the beginnings of a defensive stance as though she expected her fighting skills to be tested without warning.


“I'm having trouble with fire magic.” She replied, a hint of tension in her voice, constantly keeping her face aligned with his. “I can summon a simple manifestation but my ignifaxi go where they will and I dare not summon an ignisphereo for fear it will blow up in my hand.”


“There are other elements than can be employed to do fighting.” Furio lectured, changing the direction of the circle. “Though I grant you they are far less thoroughly understood. Fire's primary purpose is to destroy and consume after all, making it a natural tool of aggression.”


“But doesn't it also warm us?” Rondria asked with a cock of her head.


Furio smiled: “Yes, but what happens if it is left to itself? It consumes and destroys randomly, houses, forests, if you allow it. To use it for our purposes we must confine it, guide it, bend it to our will. Just as we have to do with Janna.”


She stopped matching his movement and just stood, thinking. In his mind, Furio reached for his staff, left standing next to the flap of the tent, leaning on a wooden chest. By his will, it came rushing through the air, flying directly into his grasp.


“Ha!” He shouted and made it spin at Rondria's head one-handed.


He had anticipated to halt the blow way before her skull, making her snap back and realize that she wasn't fit to accompany him on his mission. As much as he wanted her to be his student, a young girl was simply no fit consort for such a venture. But with a clack and metal ringing, white wood met bronze. He had horribly misjudged the strength of the attack and would have hit her had she not been so quick. In retrospect, the entire idea of trying her like that seemed more born of alcohol rather than reason. He smiled, contemplating his drunken foolishness.


Rondria had ducked down and drawn her blade to meet his blow in one motion, quick as a cat. She stood up, still matching the force of the staff against her sword. Furio saw now that she was left handed, holding the staff in her weaker right hand even in combat.


“Very good.” He had to admit. “But what if I had a crossbow?”


She beat away his staff and crossed her arms above her head.


“Fortifex! Try to hit me!” She challenged him.


He summoned a cloud of fire, not particularly large or hot, just enough to singe her eyebrows if it hit her. It travelled through the air at walking speed but burst into a beautiful puff as it collided with her invisible, arcane wall.


“Hm, hm.” Emilio cleared his throat at the entrance of the tent. “Must I remind you, that fires in tents are prohibited? Come, my lord mage, your men are assembled.”


He turned stiffly on his heel and was out without waiting for a reply.


“A good Fortifex.” Furio told his student tapping against it with his staff. “Not an easy spell at all, but a very useful one.”


She lowered her arms: “But it's just another defensive spell...”


“Hmm.” He made broodingly, drawing on his pipe. “Fortifex and Armatrutz both belong to the element of ore. I fear there is no Archofaxius known to us, however, but there are Orcanofaxius and Frigofaxius, both variants of the similar fire-spell.”


“Air and ice.” Rondria pondered. “Would you show me, master?”


Furio had an itching in his fingers but it would not be prudent to use up too much of his powers, especially not while he was drunk.


“We have wasted enough energy for one day.” He said, smiling. “Come, I want to see those men that will protect us on our journey.”


“So, I'm coming with you, master?” She asked, almost cheering.


Furio stopped: “What delights you so about the prospect of coming with me? Yesterday, I remember you crying after you almost became Janna's meal.”


Her enthusiasm seemed to cool a little.


“I am ashamed of that.” She admitted. “I have resolved that I should overcome my fear and help protect others from her.”


'If only we were.' He thought miserably.


If truth be told, he did not know what would happen after he, against a whole host of odds, convinced Janna to ally with Horas.


'After they do not need me any more, what would stop them from making her crush their enemies? First the giants, then the Thorwalsh, then...Gareth perhaps? And what if they asked me, to ask her to do that?'


Janna was a weapon of mass destruction, akin to dealing in summonings of demonic pestilence and the like. Furio did not like it one bit, yet he still rather had her be on their side than anyone else's. And who said that they would not turn her against occupied Maraskan, Black Tobrien and the Haunted Lands? Janna could crush the demon worshippers and their army of the dead just as easily as any common man. A zombie's hacked off parts lived on until he was chopped up sufficiently but a pureed corpse the likes of which he had seen the soldiers hoist on the wagons would never rise again.


“But you are not here on your own accord entirely, are you?” Furio asked, looking deep into Rondria's eyes.


She blinked. There it was. Now it was to see whether she would speak the truth or not.


“I am to gain your trust.” She said, downtrodden. “Master Hypperio...”


'Wants the formula to Bannbaladin, to satisfy his ambitions.'


“...is a coward, and an insufferable zealot on top.”


He couldn't believe his ears for a moment. Such words into the wrong ears could get her a punishment, a harsh one, perhaps a lashing and being thrown out of the guild. Her face turned into an iron mask as she awaited his reaction. He ought to scorn her, shun her and report her. But he chuckled, mildly at first, then ever louder until they both burst out laughing.


“You had the truth of it yesterday, master. And I'd rather be the student of the one who uncovers mysteries in person than of the one who sends acolytes to get eaten alive.”


“We might get eaten alive, though, still.” He cautioned her. “There is a good chance we die on this mission.”


“We are in the army, at war with giants.” She replied. “There ought to be more to it than carrying messages and fixing the wounds of fools who hurt themselves at practise.”


“Ah, a sense of adventure.” Furio replied but knew he had to take the wind out of her sails. “You should not glorify it though. Death, I mean. Go out on that field, have a good look at those corpses and see if you mean to end up that way.”


She bowed her head again.


“You are young.” He continued. “Maybe a voyage such as this one will help you grow wise yet. I will not deny you. Let us go.”


Emilio had assembled the best troops available indeed. Some had the looks of seasoned, mean bastards about them, while others were young, strapping, tall and no doubt excelling in their field. The crossbowmen wore their puffy tabards under a cuirass, heavy crossbows with winches at their feet. The light infantry was clad in brigandine and light plate on arms and legs, topped of with sallet and gorget. They carried swords or one-handed war hammers and green, wooden shields with the golden eagle of Horas emblazoned on it.


The skirmishers' crossbows did not have winches and looked much simpler. They were not as strong but faster to make ready, fire and reload. Still too strong to be drawn by hand, a metal device called a goat's foot was used, employing the force of a lever to pull the string back behind the triggering mechanism, so that a quarrel could be inserted. They wore brigandine but lacked the additional plate as well as shields.


Where all other soldiers were more or less clean shaven with the exception of the occasional moustache, sappers wore their traditional whiskers. Their armour was less uniform than their facial hair however and Furio counted mail, brigandine, gambeson and even some boiled leather. Their weapons were especially remarkable, for they doubled as tools. A thick, wooden shaft, bonded with steel, on it's end a long spike, an axe blade and a hammer head.


The spike was useful against horsemen, the axe against un-armoured and the hammer against armoured foes. It was called the Warunker Hammer, but what the city of Warunk had to do with it, Furio would have to research in some book of history. Apart from it's fighting uses, the tool could perform many tasks, basically any one needed an axe or a sledge hammer for. But that did not mean the sappers did not have to carry a load of smaller tools as well. All together, they would be laden the heaviest, Furio judged, but they would be necessary if the forest got too dense or rivers needed to be crossed.


The Nostrian scouts looked rather scruffy in comparison. Dark greens, greys and browns made up their clothing and not a piece of armour among them. They wore hooded leather half-capes around their chest and shoulders however, to shield them from the rain. For arms, they only carried dagger and short-bow, more meant to hunt and cut food when scouting rather than to fight.


“Where we goin', milord mage?” An older skirmisher asked through a mouth of brown, rotten teeth. “If you don't mind me askin'.”


“All in good time.” Emilio presumed to answer.


Maybe it was best to not speak too loudly that of their destination. Garethian spies, if there were any, would surely prick up their ears. They'd see them cross the border into Andergast no doubt, but scouts often crossed there, to see if anything was coming their way. A fighting force was a different matter, but perhaps he could come up with a believable excuse.


“Many people in the villages north of here are serving false gods.” Furio proclaimed, more loudly than necessary. “It is the intention of the holy church of Praios to bring faith and reason to those who still err in their ways. You are to protect me whilst I spread the true faith of the twelve. With the chaos the giants sew, Andergast has not been able to keep up with it's duties. But where others failed we shall prevail, with Praios' blessing!”


“And Rondra's iron kiss, if need be.” The soldier concluded, bowing his head.


He put on his helmet and mumbled something into it afterwards but Furio neither heard nor cared for what it was.


“That's hard to believe.” A younger man commented, scratching the back of his head, but was promptly and rudely told to shut his mouth.


Furio waived Emilio's offer of having the men demonstrate their skills but insisted upon seeing the provisions. If they rationed reasonably it should be enough for seven days, he reckoned and hoped that it would suffice. If not, they would have to forage if there was anything that could be foraged at all. Pictures of smashed villages, their inhabitants eaten alive, passed before his mind.


They set out as soon as his pipe was done. The eyes of those still collecting bodies, or pieces of bodies, off the field followed them as they rode past. Janna's footsteps were easy to follow and easy to tell from Laura's as well. Janna's terribly high leather boots had a half-square heel that notoriously pulverized anything beneath it, be it tree, horse or man. It covered an area of maybe five by four meters, leaving deep imprints in the ground. Laura's tread was slightly lighter but had a pattern to it as though some artistic mind had taken to modelling every one of her steps like stucco on some high lord's castle's ceiling.


Any tree either of them tread upon was crushed to splinters, broken and bent, or driven into the earth. Other trees were lying around, rooted up and forgotten. They had not gotten trodden upon but found themselves in the way of the she-titans' feet when they were walking. Sometimes, this made the way easier, other times, it forced Furio's party to take a detour around.


“So, we're following her. I figured as much.” The soldier with the rotten teeth said next to Furio, helping him to lead his horse over some large, twisted roots. “Just make sure to bewitch her again so that she don't eat us, will you, milord mage? I have a daughter, looks almost like her. Wouldn't want to get eaten by that whore, pardon the expression.”


Lack of further alcohol intake had finally crushed Furio's mood entirely by then, and he trotted along wherever the scouts said they must go. The soldiers feared the forest, he could tell. Crossbows ready as long as they could without damaging them, the men's heads spun at every crack or rustle in the undergrowth. By that, and an absurd amount of Phex's luck or Firun's blessing, they turned up a stag, running away from them down a swath. Three quarrels later and the animal's hind legs were incapacitated.


They butchered and quartered it there to be skinned and cooked in the evening.


It wasn't long before they had to cross the river where Laura and Janna had simply stepped over it, perhaps without even noticing. It was time for the sappers to prove their worth. The first raft was constructed quickly and two men set out to cross the river with a long rope while the others constructed a larger raft for the horses. Then, within an hour, one by one they brought the others across, one man and his horse at a time.


Afterwards they dragged the rafts into the undergrowth and marked a nearby tree with an X and an arrow pointing to where they were hidden, in case the party had to move back across.


Laura and Janna had walked this way twice, once coming and once going back. Where they had used their exact path twice, the destruction was so great that Furio's party could almost gallop through. Mighty trees, hundreds of years old, had been smashed like dry brushes under the titanic feet. It was enough to make anyone uneasy.


They found a few horse and human tracks as well, which was another cause for concern. Broken men, if sufficient in number, were a danger to anyone good and just. Furio forced himself to be on his heels. It would not serve to have his mission rendered a failure by an ambush of their own Horasian heavy horse. That they were on this side of the river indicated two things. First, that they had no intention of sneaking back into the army, hoping that their absence had not been noted, and second, that they had must have grouped up. Crossing the Ingval with horses, as they seen for themselves, required a group of people.


If they were in fact the missing Horasian heavy cavalry was uncertain however. They might just have easily been a band of raiders, an Andergastian knight and his entourage, or something else entirely. In either case, the tracks crossed the giantesses' path as a group first, then came back over a larger area in smaller groups, then the direction did not make any sense at all any more.


In wasn't long after that before they found the first corpses. The first was in one of Laura's footprints but he was not squashed beyond recognition as one would have expected him to be. Rather, his head had been ripped off along with part of his spine, the blood that collected on the compacted ground still red.


“Load crossbows.” A skirmisher advised, absolving Furio of the duty to give the command.


Rondria climbed off her horse and rushed to the man, feeling him.


“He's still a little warm.” She said, her voice shaking with fear.


He didn't wear the green and gold of the Horasian army but a brown surcoat over what looked like none uniform clothes. Emblazoned on his back was a white stone-oak tree, marking him for some Andergastian man of arms. A bowman, as evident by the Andergastian long-bow by his side.


'Could the broken men have slain him?' Furio pondered.


They could have decapitated him, no doubt, but not tear his head off like that. This looked like the work of something larger, stronger and more dangerous.


“Engasal.” One Nostrian scout informed them, pointing at the white stoneoak tree. “We should be close by there anyhow. West of here, if we didn't get lost. And that's a giant footprint.”


He pointed and Furio thought he meant Laura's footprint at first. Then he saw the imprint of a barefoot upon the earth, almost half a meter wide by over a meter long. That was what he had feared most, all along. A giant-attack in these woods had the most potential to kill them all. But as it seemed, there had already been an attack, though it wasn't clear who was attacking and who was defending at all.


A few dozen meters onward they found three spear men with similar surcoats, killed in various ways, one crushed to death, one smashed upon a tree and another one decapitated. The ground was torn here, indicating battle, it's traces moving along the path Laura and Janna had crushed into the woods.


'Someone was fleeing.' Furio thought. 'And this way was easiest. But it happened long after the she-titans came through here.'


“With me!” He shouted, eager to get to past this.


There was no leaving Janna's and Laura's tracks. Not in these woods. Maybe if they went fast they'd be able to come upon any enemy by surprise, or else pass by them quickly. Dead horses, dead men, blood littered their path.


“We shouldn't go here, milord mage.” Another scout advised, quivering.


The corpse of a giant, eight or nine meters tall blocked their path behind the next trees. He had dozens of arrows in him, the wounds still slowly leaking his life's blood, but they were not what had killed him. A huge lance, almost a pike by some measure, stuck out out his chest where his heart was, his wild, bearded face a grotesque mask of fury and sheer hatred, his eyes still gleaming with it.


“Peraine have mercy.” Someone commented upon looking at him.


“Thank Praios it's dead.” Someone else replied.


Furio didn't know which god to thank. Half of them seemed somewhat appropriate. But the fighting only really started here, it seemed.


“You, what do you make of this?” He asked one of the scouts.


“Ah, not good, milord.” He said through clenched teeth and sour, frightened face. “Sheer bloody horse-dung if you ask me. These are female giantess tracks. More than one, for a certainty. We should go back.”


“Pah, we killed giantesses before.” A young soldier proclaimed boisterously.


“With artillery.” A veteran turned him down.


The faces of his party were hard to read, Furio found. Some frowned sceptically, unsure what to do. Others had hardened as though anticipating a fight whilst still others looked around frightened.


“What are we doing, master?” Rondira asked him with soft, pleading eyes.


It looked as though this was already a little too much adventure for her.


“We are in this now, child.” He replied softly. “We have to-”


“Drop your arms, Horasian scum!”


His head whirled around to where it had come from. The voice sounded normal, human and reasonably far away.


“Who speaks?” He asked loudly after an ear-deafening silence.


“Sir Uriwin Oakhard of Engasal! You are in the lands of my brother, Sir Geldrick, drop your arms and go the way you came, lest we loose upon you!”


So they had bows upon them, Furio thought. That was bad news indeed, for Andergastian longbows were the most infamous weapon in the Andergastian arsenal with a killing range of more than two hundred yards, the only thing the armed forces of this kingdom could justifiably be proud of.


“It was not our wish to intrude into your lands, Sir Uriwin!” He replied, diplomatically. “We are here on behest of the holy church of Praios! We saw your fallen and thought you needed help! I am Furio Montane, servant of the Order of the White Pentagram!”


“There are no witches to be burned here, priest!” The voice came back, clueless. “Go back to your army!”


“Threatening a servant of the highest of gods is akin to blasphemy, Sir!” Furio roared into the woods.


The insolence of the man had was more than he cared to endure, good intentions aside.


“What of this giant here, did you slay him?”


“Aye, I did.” It came back, proudly. “But there is more, the way you are going. In your own interest, turn about and be gone!”


“Your men lay slain in the dirt, Sir knight!” Furio replied. “In Rondra's name, come out here and let us parley. On my honour as a mage, we shall not harm you!”


Finally, his opposite understood, but remained stubborn.


“Your kind is not welcome here, sorcerer! For the last time, drop your arms and turn about, in Queen Effine's name!”


Furio nodded at Rondria who nodded back, though frightfully so.


“Then you leave me no choice! Men, dismount!”


Crossbows at the ready, shields in front, the men formed up towards the speaker. The young acolyte stood by Furio's side, spying into the woods for any sign of arrows.


“Be damned then!” The knight screamed.


“Now.” Furio whispered and Rondira crossed her arms.


Whistling through the undergrowth, five arrows came flying towards them, crashing into an invisible wall, breaking and splintering with audible cracks.


“Ahhh!” The knight screamed as he burst forth.


He was alone, an arming sword in his hand but not even a shield in the other. He was dressed in mail, head to heel, mail fists, mail coif, mail cloak down to his ankles and mail britches that even enveloped his feet, the white stone oak tree painted onto his chest.


The crossbows thrummed but waisted their payload just as the bowmen had into Rondria's Fortifex. The charging knight looked ferocious and brave as he came up the far superior force alone, sword in hand. His splendour was short lived however as he smashed against the invisible wall, crashed onto the ground, dropping his weapon, chain-mail ringing merrily.


Rondria dropped her arms and the light infantry overwhelmed the confused man within seconds, the crossbowmen and skirmishers moving past, looking for archers.


“Stay your bows or your fool of a lord is killed!” Furio called at them.


There was a silence, only disturbed by the cursing and struggling knight before five archers came out, holding their bows above their heads in surrender, exchanging insecure glances with each other. Furio's men took over, disarming them and forcing them to their knees, while the knight was still wishing death and pestilence upon their necks.


“Is that one of the famous knights I have heard so much about?” Rondria commented dismissively.


“Do not underestimate him.” Furio lectured her, watching the stubbornly struggling man. “A knight in armour is a force to be reckoned with, well trained and deadly, especially on horseback.”


Sir Uriwin Oakhard spat at him, missing by half a foot.


“Nah, my lord, that is not very honourable.” He added darkly.


A sapper had prepared a noose and threw it over the knight's head.


“You attacked a servant of the faith on a holy mission.” The bearded man grinned into his ear. “You'll hang for this, Sir knight!”


“Vile sorcery!” He grunted, fighting against the hands that pushed upon his shoulders. “May you burn in the nether-hells for all eternity, Horasian scum!”


“Hang him!” The men shouted.


“No.” Furio commanded and their vigour died down.


“These lands need their lords and sirs, they are the only thing that can restore order, I am afraid, even fools like this one.”


Sir Uriwin looked at him, silent but not entirely trusting the broth.


“There are giants ahead.” Furio addressed him. “Tell me how many.”


“Three, we think.” He replied through gritted teeth. “They went after my main force after they routed.”


“What were you doing here, so far out of your castle?”


“We had reports of a Horasian force massing upon our borders. We came to see if it was true, as did the giants, it seems to me.”


“I thank you for your honesty, Sir.” Furio nodded. “There is a force indeed, but only to sure up the border against the giants. We are not in violation of Andergastian lands.”


“Are you not?” The knight replied, hinting at the men at arms.


“A necessary violation.” Furio said without further explanation. “Your kingdom seems ill prepared to deal with the giant threat.”


“Not much longer.” Sir Uriwin replied sternly. “Her royal highness is to marry the good lord Edorian Zornbold. He has consolidated an army under his banners, ready to strike against the ogrish hordes. He has already adopted Sir Eckbert, late King Aele's bastard son and heir.”


“And the one-hundred meter tall girls that caused the destruction we are standing in?” Furio asked, awaiting whether or not the knight even believed they existed.


“They destroyed everything north west of the capital.” He replied sourly. “If you came up with an idea of how to contain them, please, let me know.”


“I will.” Furio smiled. “Unhand him.”


The men were as surprised as was he, but he did not take long to catch himself. He got up, shook their hands off and threw the rope down to the ground at Furio's feet.


“His sword.” Furio nodded and Sir Uriwin snatched it from the hands of a perplexed veteran.


He held it firmly in an iron grip, glaring at Furio for a few seconds before sheathing it.


“Honour demands he not attack me, for I have captured him but shown mercy as well.” He explained to Rondria who looked uncertain of Furio's wits.


“Only Rondrian virtues save your skin now, sorcerer!” The knight spat at him, nostrils flaring.


Furio sighed tiredly but declined to antagonize the downtrodden man any further.


“Fighting a knight with sword and staff is ill advised.” He lectured instead. “Fulminictus goes through armour as it does through air however and fire spells will melt those butted rings together and cook him in his own mail.”


“I wear an amulet against your evils!” The man proclaimed proudly, looking at the young, female acolyte as though she was some demon.


He took it out from under his ring-mail, a grey disk hanging by a leather thread. Furio saw that Rondria was casting Artefacto, to see what kind of anti-magic the artefact was inspired with. There seemed to be runes or pictures on it, but Furio could not sense any strong aura.


The young acolyte walked over to him and grabbed the thing, tearing it off his throat. He looked as though he couldn't believe she could touch it without dissolving into dust.


“You paid gold for this?” She asked him snidely, folding the thing in her hand before tossing it at his chest. “You bought yourself a piece of tin, my lord, congratulations.”


Furio smiled.


“We are not your enemies, Sir.” He said softly, drawing the knight's attention back to him. “I propose we attack those giants together. In turn we gain free passage through your lands and a letter with your seal, affirming that we are friends of Andergast.”


By the look of him he was past thirty, seasoned and not without intelligence, though very limited in wisdom and tolerance. Furio clenched his teeth in anticipation. A letter such as he had in mind could spare them lot's of troubles down the road. It may even grant them entry into castles, villages and cities should they need to buy supplies. It might even allow them to press provisions from peasants without having to fear large repercussions. Most importantly, it would likely prevent any diplomatic repercussions.


Sir Uriwin chewed on his tongue for a while, looking as dark as the night that would be upon them in a few hours before he nodded grimly.


“Fine.” He said. “But I do not want you in my brother's lands any longer than necessary.”


“You have my word.” Furio said, bowing.


“Are you sure this is prudent, milord mage?” A skirmisher asked as they marched on, carefully and slowly.


Rondria Loraine looked unsure as well. The horses were tied together, led by two infantrymen behind their party. Sir Uriwin had recovered his lance from the dead giant's chest, holding it in his mailed fists, pointed forward. All crossbows were made ready to fire and the archers had arrows knocked onto their strings.


“Dealing with the giants is still the primary objective of our intervention in Nostria.” Furio explained freely. “And I dare not bypass them to fall into our backs in the night when we can fall upon them unsuspecting now.”


That made enough sense for the men to understand and it even convinced Furio himself. If truth be told, he had no idea what he was doing, but he would not let that show to his men. Still, their bones rattled with fear, every one. Everyone except Sir Uriwin it seemed. The knight had an aura of determination about him, and an obvious disregard for death.


“Give me another human, mine is dead.” They heard a ruff voice echo through the trees.


“Noo, please don't, ahhh!” Someone screamed before his voice was cut off.


The voice laughed evilly as others cried for mercy.


“They are killing my men.” The knight grunted and looked at Furio with widened eyes, ready to charge.


“Hold on.” He cautioned him. “We have to surprise them.”


They sneaked through the undergrowth, careful not to make too much noise. Furio was mindful of the knight's chain-mail and the sounds it made but the screaming and begging of the soldiers was loud enough to drown out the ringing of steel and cracking of branches under their feet.


On a clearing created by Laura's and Janna's careless stride they found them, three giantesses, huge and terrible. They were sitting in a circle around a group of disarmed men at arms, a few torn and flattened ones piled up next to each of them. They were torturing them to death, one by one it seemed, taking new ones from the centre whenever they were done with one.


“Have mercy!” One man begged before the heavy rump of a giantess pressed him down.


She giggled and hopped up and down on her arse, the multiple tons of her body mercilessly crushing the man beneath her. She was more muscular than any woman Furio had ever seen.


“I love it when they beg.” Another, considerably more feminine-looking giantess grunted and twisted the neck of the man in her hand slowly until it's breaking point.


There was one under her as well, though unmoving and seemingly forgotten. The third one had two men beneath her. She was fat and ugly, her belly swollen, hanging over her waistline laden with a heavy pair of tits. She was eating a man, not like Furio had seen Janna do, but rather like a person would eat a leg of chicken. She had just finished gnawing off the flesh of his arm and turned her attention to his leg. Mercifully, the man had died or else lost consciousness. Blood, thick and red, ran from the corners of her thick lips, grinning with satisfaction.


“I smell humans.” The smallest, thinnest giantess said suddenly, whiffing at the air like a dog.


“Pah!” The fat one made before saying something in a growling, ogrish tongue that Furio couldn't understand.


She pointed at the men before them though, indicating that she must be smelling them. That giants had a highly developed sense of smell was news to Furio, though it did not seem far fetched, considering that humans were their prey.


“Urshak has not come back, go look for him.” The muscular giantess grunted, taking a man from the middle before depositing him in between her thighs.


She interlocked her feet and stretched her legs like some show wrestlers did to squeeze their opponents into surrendering. Her opponent was only a fraction of her size however, and her muscular thighs crushed his bones with ease as she squeezed with all her might. Blood dripping from her victims mouth, she grunted with satisfaction before dragging his half-dead form beneath her rump to let her bodyweight finish him whilst she already dealt with the next victim.


“Urgh, fine!” The first giantess stood up and started walking, but not without angrily stomping down on another defenceless man, crushing him with a quick series of audible cracks from his bones.


She was coming directly for Furio's party hiding in the undergrowth.


“Hold.” Furio commanded with a balled fist. “Wait till she is close enough.”


“Now!” He screamed when she was almost on top of them and the crossbows thrummed, bolts slamming into her.


She cried out in terror, making a step back and forward at the same time, losing her balance. Not sooner had her rump hit the ground as Sir Uriwin charged forward, burying his lance in her belly, driving it up beneath the cage of her ribs and into her heart, screaming madly.


“For Horas!” Furio roared, letting the infantry attack.


With their short, one-handed weapons there was little the men could do but their sacrifice was necessary to keep the giantesses occupied while the crossbows were being reloaded. The bows could shoot faster but even the Andergastian longbows would lack the strength to penetrate deep into their huge targets' flesh.


The giantesses were taken by surprise and scrambled to their feet. Standing, they were infinitely more terrifying, especially these two, Furio found. He had to make a decision of which one to attack first.


“More humans to crush!” The fat one roared and made his choice for him.


His hand went to his shoulder, his lips mumbling the formula, his mind concentrated on the intricacies of the spell. The Ignifaxius burst from his fingers as a lance of hot, all consuming flame, striking her into the chest a moment after.


“Aaaargh!” She screamed at the top of her lungs, so loudly that some men cowered on the ground, holding their ears, their arms and purpose forgotten.


The stout behemoth stood in flames, the fat of her very body burning like candle wax. She beat at herself, trampling madly but ineffectually before she fell and burned in silence. Like bacon forgotten in a pan it smelled and Furio could not help but gag at it.


The muscular monster proved most troublesome. She had seen her two companions go down but her face did not speak of demoralization at all. In fact, she looked as though she enjoyed the sudden challenge placed before her, and relished the opportunity to fight.


The first infantry man approaching her lost his life underfoot, his armour crumbling haplessly beneath the weight of her stomp. She kicked forward into the group of approaching men, scattering them on the ground. Then she laughed, loudly and terribly, and began trampling.


'How heavy is she?' Furio asked himself as one, two, three, four men perished beneath her feet. 'Fourteen, sixteen tons?'


A scale of enormous proportions would be necessary to determine that for certain. The first giantess the Horasian artillery had slain had been dragged off by two dozen oxen with heavy chains and hooks in her flesh, for studying. Shooting at a giantess from afar was one thing, this was something else entirely.


He reached for his shoulder, preparing the next Ignifaxius in his mind. Another spell of such proportions as had killed the fat one would drain his powers enough to render them luckless if they ran into Laura or Janna at too early a time.


The bowmen's arrows had hit but did not seem to trouble her. When the crossbows fired however, she staggered back in pain and confusion. It only lasted a moment and let a few brave swordsmen land barely effective blows to her calves and feet before her eyes narrowed on the crossbowmen.


Gritted teeth, eyes narrowed, she came stomping towards them and before Furio could act she was standing right over him.


“Master!” He heard Rondria scream ere she hugged his chest from behind.


It was too late, he thought, as he saw the giant foot come down upon him. It knocked him down and her with him, and squashed them both into the ground, helpless. He couldn't even scream as much as he had wanted to, the air driven from his lungs. To add to his terror, he did not die instantly as he had expected but lived beneath the otherworldly force meaning to crush the life from his body. The giantess noticed it too and began to roll both him and Rondria beneath her foot, twisting like a kitchen-wench intent on ending some rats beneath her sole.


But his body did not budge and neither did the acolyte's.


Armatrutz. Rondria had done it again.


Neighing with frustration, the monster of a woman stepped off them, deciding to kill some skirmishers instead. While Furio struggled to his feet, checking his aching body for injuries, the giantess cried out in pain once more, staggered and fell after something slammed into one of her eyes. Furio took Rondria by a hand and dragged her away lest the behemoth land on top of her. Three bow- and a crossbowman were not so lucky.


Sir Uriwin and the infantry climbed upon her chest a moment later, hacking, hacking and hacking as much as they could. In the end it looked as though the knight had the final best idea, driving his sword through her good eye into her brain, the other shredded by a quarrel.


“Raah!” He made as he drew his bloody sword from the carcass.


Six light foot, four skirmishers, three bowmen, a sapper and a crossbowman was the death toll of the encounter. They tried to save the people beneath the gigantic corpse but had no luck moving her. It was all too little too late, as were Rondria's frantic efforts to heal a dying, half-crushed man with Balsam Salabunde.


“Bloody good fight.” Sir Uriwin told Furio, wiping the blood off his blade. “You are an honest sorcerer, if such a thing exists. I thank you.”


'I am the only mage you ever knew you met, you ring-mail-wearing bafoon.'


Furio drafted the letter on the dead giantess' leg which served the purpose surprisingly well. Uriwin pretended to read it and scrawled his name and title in a clumsy hand that betrayed the fact that he barely ever wrote at all. Lastly, they heated sealing wax over the smouldering carcass of the fat monstrosity and he gave his seal to the parchment. Furio gave him their surplus horses as well, and Uriwin vowed that he would always have a place at the hearth of Engasal.


He couldn't wait to be on his way. On the path onwards, a scout told him a brief history of the place. Once a great castle with a flourishing little town along the Ingvar on the opposite side of the Engasal cliffs, it had lost it's importance at some point, dwindling down to a mere village. Unable to maintain so large a castle, the lord of Engasal housed a barely repaired ruin, though still good enough to fend off outlaws and the like. South of the cliffs and a tad to the west lay the old Nostrian castle of Drakenburg. A Nostro-Horasian garrison would be stationed there no doubt, but Furio decided to go on with the men remaining to him.


By nightfall, they ran into new trouble, though this time it was not like to kill anyone so violently. They found themselves at a crossroads.


One set of Laura's tracks came here from the north-west, went south, came back here and turned west suddenly. Two sets of Janna's tracks came from north west, but one led there as well. Another one led west, alongside Laura's just like the ones coming and going south. Furio chewed on his lip, thinking. Since he knew from where they had come here, they had to have gone west, he concluded. And that was not good at all.


Andergast was next to, but situated a little further north than Nostria. West of where Furio and his men were making camp now, lay Thorwal, for ever resentful of Horas and it's people. Uriwin's parchment would not do him any good there. For one, the Thorwalsh would not give any consideration to some Andergastian knight's parchment, and for two, except for their crude, simplistic runes that served more ornamental purpose than anything else, the Thorwalsh barbarians were notoriously illiterate.


The quartered deer was roasted and served up with a pinch of salt, pepper and bread. It tasted well enough, but failed to perform any miracles on lifting the men's spirit. They were awfully quiet after the encounter with the giantesses. Maybe they chalked up their comrades' deaths as a mistake of Furio's. A mutiny, here, would be the worst case scenario, worse then a dozen giants surprising them in the night.


“You did great work today, men!” He told them before everyone was to go to rest. “There will be an extra week's pay for all of you!”


If that worked remained to be seen. Now it was to regain some astral power before going turning to sleep himself. He led Rondria in meditation, sitting cross legged, eyes closed in front of her. When they were done, all men were sleeping, except for the nocturnal vigil, a young soldier of the light infantry.


“You too did great today.” He told her softly. “I would be dead, if not for you.”


“Yes, master, regarding that...” She hemmed and hawed. “I fear for...I wonder what...I mean...if you die, this mission is over. You are the only one who knows the spell that tamed the giantess Janna.”


“Yes and it has to remain so, lest we run risk of this power being abused. She could be made to do almost anything, if the deception was cunning enough. The implications are unfathomable.”


“But what will stand between her and Horas if you fall? What if they overcome their fear of our catapults?”


The question stung like a knife. He had chosen not to think about it before. The day had shown that he could die just as easily as anyone else, if he hadn't been saved. Maybe she was right. Maybe it was time to share the burden. The question of with whom to share it remained however.


“You mean I should share the secret with you?” He asked, looking deep into her eyes, trying to find out whether she knew about the significance of this.


“I..., uh, no!” She raised her hands in defence. “I am too young, not wise enough to cast such mighty a spell!”


“It is a most mundane spell, if truth be told.” He smiled at her. “And you are stronger than you think. You would be able to cast it.”


“Master, I...I only meant...you should write it down, if you can, to be given to the guild in case of...”


She seemed genuinely terrified all of a sudden and Furio was quite pleased with it.


“I do not know how far we can trust the guild in these matters.” He said darkly. “You are right. I should pass it on, so that, in case I die, Horas is saved. I will share it with you.”


She stammered, bubbling incoherently, grappling for excuses why she wasn't worthy. He took quill and parchment from his bag, scribbling in the twilight of the camp fire. She had saved his life and proven loyalty as well as modesty. If he was ever going to share the spell with anyone, it had to be her.


There were many tongues for spells, all old and mystical. Shamanistic spells, alike most spells of druidic origin, had no original writing to them and had to be transcribed into another language so that they could be banned on paper, a slow and tedious process. The string of spells Bannbaladin belonged to came from Yisidra, the ancient language of the elves, or so legend had it. If elves had ever been real, no one really knew, but the delicate, beautiful writing uncovered in the forests north of the Salamander Stones was the source of many a spell, brought to daylight by the unrelenting research of the grey guild.


He handed the parchment to her and she squinted at it, lips moving.


“You can read Yisidra, I take it?” He asked her.


The training in the magical tongues started early, or else it could never be mastered in time, so he fully expected her to. The writing was not difficult at all, a most mundane spell indeed.


“Could I just keep it and give it to...”


“No.” He said determinedly. “You have to memorize and destroy it.”


She looked at the parchment again, her confidence growing with every time she read.


“It does not seem difficult.” She allowed, biting her lip.


“It isn't.” He smiled. “Try it on the man holding guard.”


“Do you...I shouldn't.” She was almost giddy, Furio could tell.


Her eyes narrowed as she focused on the man, whispering the spell so softly that only she could hear it.


“How do I know if it worked?” She asked afterwards.


“Speak to him.” Furio said. “If he is friendly to you, you will be able to tell by asking a favour, something out of the ordinary.”


“You, soldier, come here.” She called in a hushed voice.


The man turned around from his place by the fire, his face lifting into a smile upon seeing her. Furio could already tell that it had worked, but he would let her make that discovery for herself. The soldier was one of the young ones, tall, well-built, comely of face, the kind of boy young girls looked after longingly in the street.


“Yes?” He asked, only eyes for her, when he had arrived before them.


“Mhh, turn a cartwheel.” She said flatly and Furio had to suppress a chuckle.


“Huh, right here? Why?” He asked, dumbfounded.


She would have to give him a reason to do it. He was friendly to her, but his mind was still active all on it's own.


“Bannbaladin is a spell of influence, not mind-control.” He lectured softly.


“I would like to see you make a cartwheel, with all that armour on.” Rondria altered her request. “I bet you can't.”


“Ha, sure I can. See.” He turned a wheel before them, the brigantine and plate rattling in the night.


Rondria seemed to fear that it had woken the sleeping men, but it hadn't. Then she looked at Furio, full of joy.


“Very good.” He nodded. “Very good indeed. Janna's resistance to magic is more than that of a common man, however. You must practise and master the spell, if you mean to cast it upon her.


“Yes, master.” She nodded in return, handing the parchment back to him.


“Throw this into the fire.” Furio told the soldier after crumbling it in his hand.


“Wait.” Rondria called the young man, a hint of mischief on her face.


She had him bow down to her and whispered something into his ear.


'She is still young.' Furio thought, smiling to himself. 'The joys of live are not lost on her yet. Not like me.'


The soldier looked at her, wide eyed, then at Furio and back to her. She grinned and nodded at him, giving him the most beautiful, seductive smile her young face could offer. Furio felt a little envious if truth be told. She was smart though, he thought, maybe a pinch of her womanly charms would enhance the spells effect with men who lusted after her. No doubt it was some childish shenanigans she had in mind, some trick she meant to play upon him. Maybe that was what he needed, a young student to lift his spirits up, carry him out of this lethargy he had found himself in, like so many other mages.


The soldier came towards him, shaking, insecure. Furio let it happen. He felt in need of a laugh, even if the joke was on him.


The young man's hand moved past the crumbled parchment Furio still held up in offering. And then it pushed down upon his mouth. This was a tad too crude of a joke, he thought, when a jab of pain erupted from his guts. The soldier looked at him, scared, and when Furio gazed down, he saw his life's blood leak out of his belly past the steel dagger that had been shoved into him. He didn't understand.


Rondria stood next to him, a moment later, bronze sword in hand.


“No!” He tried to scream but his voice was muffled by the young soldiers gloved hand.


He lifted his fingers, trying to cast a spell, lighting the attackers in flames but the pain and cold steel in his guts rendered all efforts futile.


“Master Hypperio sends his regards.” The young acolyte smiled as she raised the shining blade above her head.


It felt as though his body was dipped into ice-water and at the same time as though he was making somersaults strangely close to the ground. Than she stood over him, huge, like a giantess, looking into his eyes, blindly wiping the blood of her blade on his body's robes, still sitting upright.


'I am beheaded.' He thought dully, looking up at her cold eyes for a last time.


And then he died.


-


Master Hypperio had been right. Furio Montane had a weakness for weaklings and a mistrust for the guild, as well as a dislike Hypperio in particular. She wrenched the crumbled parchment from his dead hands and took it, his body still stubbornly sitting upright somehow. She gave him a kick, toppling him, a fountain of blood squirting out from his neck where she had cut his head off.


'Furio the dead.' She thought with vicious joy.


“That was really bad, what we did.” The stupid young soldier said, staring incredulously at the dead mage. “We shouldn't have done that.”


“Shut up.” She told him. “Wake the others. We're breaking camp immediately. I am in charge now.”


“But, you're just an...”


“Now!” She screamed, no time to waste on foolish doubts.


The soldiers woke grumbling and complaining. Rondria bit her tongue. It was a critical moment in the plan that had unfolded so much earlier than anticipated. Who could have thought gaining Furio's trust would be so easy, or that he would be so careless with his life. She sheathed her blade and looked at the parchment in her hand. So much power bound into so few, simple words. Hypperio would be pleased. Very pleased. And it would be to Rondria's advantage.


“Woah, what happened?!” An older soldier exclaimed when he saw the beheaded corpse.


“This man was a traitor!” She addressed the men before her whilst they were still climbing to their feet. “You are under my command now, I have orders from the very top!”


“You killed him!” Someone stated the obvious. “If he was a traitor, why wasn't he put on trial for such?”


A small inconsistency that had to be explained away.


“I had to trick him in order to reveal his treachery. He confided in me a moment ago, and I acted right away. Leaving him alive would have been too dangerous!”


'There, that should do it.'


“This stinks!” A man with a light crossbow complained. “Show us your orders on paper!”


“I don't have them on paper.” Rondria admitted before she remembered that none of them was like to be able to read anyway.


She could've just shown them any parchment and it might have been enough. Hypperio had not prepared her for this sufficiently and it had all unfolded so quickly.


“You will have to take my word for it. Now follow me or get hanged as mutineers, the choice is yours.”


“We will make inquiry on this!” Someone threatened. “And if you don't speak the truth, it's you they'll hang!”


That was true, she noted with an ice-cold shower running down her spine. But then, Hypperio would hang too and that was not like to happen.


Or was it.


The more she thought about it, the less secure the whole scheme seemed. Her thoughts were racing. What if Hypperio would deny any involvement, press the formula from her and hang her for a murderer? He was willing to kill a mage of his own rank, why should he spare a simple acolyte, especially considering that she could cast the spell as well?


Her silence was betraying her, she felt it.


“Make inquiry.” She acted as best as she could. “You will find that all is in order.”


“We will see.” The stubborn man said with an icy glare.


'Why should Hypperio get the spoils and I get the noose though?' She thought. 'I can cast the spell as well, why not return a hero?'


For that, she needed to get rid of these men however. Under these circumstances, Thorwal seemed the appropriate place to go. When she found Janna or Laura all would be fine, or so she hoped. Her fingers closed around the magic potion she had kept hidden from Furio in a pocket of her robes. He had been able to do it, and now all hinged upon her being able to too.


“We are going on as planned. Pack your things and move. We're going west.”


“West, into Thorwal, with you, a possible traitor?” A man spat viciously.


“She's not a traitor, all she said is true!”


The spell was still working on the nocturnal vigil, or else he tried to save his skin in case someone discovered that it was his dagger sticking in the mage's belly. It did it's part in convincing the men however. But right as she considered that, Rondria noted the next fly in her ointment. When the spell wore off, and it would, then the young soldier might confide in his comrades about the things she had whispered in his ear to make him attack the higher ranking magicus. Maybe it had been a mistake to kill Furio this early. The opportunity had been perfect and the deed had been flawlessly carried out, but Rondria saw now that she had spent so much time thinking about how best to murder him, that she had forgotten to think about what to do afterwards.


Hypperio's orders were clear: “Get the formula, if you can, kill Furio, if you can, and return to me as soon as possible.”


He had stressed that getting the formula was the number one priority, for he did not trust Furio with being the only one wielding that much power. But kill the man? Sure, he was a little shaky in his loyalties and sceptical in nature but he had not seemed like he was going to turn Janna loose upon his own people for personal gain or anything like that. Hypperio had indicated very clearly that killing him was a huge bonus however. Did he want to be the only one wielding this power perhaps?


In any case, Rondria was not going to go back to him immediately as he had ordered. What to do about her accomplice in the meantime, she didn't know. She would have to trust in Phex's luck on this one.


Traversing the forest at night, with torches, proved absolutely fruitless. Within an hour, two horses broke leg and had to be put down. Luckily, they had spare horses of the men who had died fighting the giantesses. That oaf, Furio the Red, had almost gotten himself killed then and there and Rondria had already seen the entire mission fail before her eyes. Her skills had not left her, however. From the first day, she had always been an exceptional student. But the battle-mages of Bethana relied on fire spells for combat and those she failed miserably at. Her Fulminictus wasn't half-bad but that did not score her any points with her tutors.


They crossed a tributary stream of the Ingval, shallow enough to ride through. Then it was forest and hills all day long. The gargantuan footsteps were easy to follow, but here where the land got hillier, they had to make more detours. The horses had a hard enough time riding on plain ground with all the roots and undergrowth. Sometimes, a little hill had been completely trodden flat by one of the giantesses and their party was able to right straight through. Those times were most convenient.


The Nostrian scouts reported that Laura had run here while Janna's stride had been slower and less irregular. That meant they could not have gone together and since no tracks led back this way it could mean that they were not together right now. Rondria urged the men onwards. Before camping the night, they crossed another one of Ingval's tributaries, between the villages of Skellelen in the north, a half-day south of the foot of the Stoneoak Wall mountain range, and Kravlik in the south, sitting on the bank of the great river.


She sent a scout to either of these villages and they returned within two hours, reporting of what they had seen. Kravlik had been raided more than once but not completely abandoned. A handful of people, mostly fishermen, were still holding on with iron determination. Skellelen in the north had been turned upside down by giants, not Janna or Laura but the more common kind, and there was not a single soul left alive there.


Rondria wanted to move on, lest they'd have contact to giants once more but she knew the men would not comply. They were at the end of their strength after the fruitless forced march through the previous night. Rondria worried too much to sleep. She rolled back and forth, sweating and cold at the same time. Her hand had trembled ever so slightly when she killed Furio. It was the first time she ever killed a person but it did not haunt her as much as the priests had made her believe it would in their sermons.


After finding Janna, sitting happily on some poor family and their farmstead, everything went smooth as silk, however. She ate the horses and carried them all in her hands, her giant legs carrying them quickly across the land. Soon, the dreaded Andergastian woods were behind them, as was Nostria and they walked over fields worked by peasants bringing in the harvest.


They crossed through Albernia and Windhag into the heart of the Horasian empire. When Janna walked upon the imperial road, her feet crushed the cobblestones beneath her, damaging it severely and so Rondria convinced her to walk on the fields instead. Many a puny, little peasant vanished beneath the sole of her boots but that was preferable to destroying the infrastructure. Next to eating the land bare, Janna would also consume peasants with Rondria's permission, though each time it felt like she herself was being eaten. The memories of Janna's mouth were fresh and more haunting than any murder could ever be.


Before she knew it, they were standing in front of the of his royal magnificence's leisure palace north of Bethana. Janna walked straight through, or rather over, the splendidly maintained gardens and up to the rich, stuccoed palace. On a balcony, fashioned with beat gold, emperor Horatio III stepped out, gazing upon the commotion.


He knew she was coming of course. He was informed of all important matters constantly. He had donned a most splendid tunic, pure velvet embroidered in thread of gold, with a remarkable green cape around his shoulders. His black curls were oiled with finest of scents and everything about him radiated royal greatness.


From were she was, however, up on Janna's hand, he looked small on his gargantuan balcony, like just another common man. She knelt all the same.


“Your royal magnificence!” She called. “I am your humble servant Rondria Loraine of the Order of the White Pentagram! I bring before your royal gaze, Janna the giantess, humbly at your service!”


When Janna knelt, Rondria was still above the emperor, so large was she.


“We see!” His royal magnificence proclaimed. “We see the giantess is mercifully to you! We shall not be merciful, however! A giant being such as she is too large a danger and she has killed many of our subjects!”


That was true, but Rondria had not expected him to care. She attempted to speak but he silenced her with a raised hand. By now, all the court was in attendance, looking upon the spectacle.


“We shall have her killed in the morning!” Horatio III continued. “In the sight of gods and men! Make all the necessary preparations!”


'No!' Rondria felt panic well up in her chest.


He couldn't mean that. She looked up at Janna to see how she took the sentence. Not good, by the looks of her narrowed eyes and hardened face. When Rondria looked back to the emperor, she saw Janna's hand shoot up, balled to a fist, and a gasp erupted from the crowds.


With a single strike she had crushed emperor, balcony and part of the building to pulp and rubble. Then she put Rondria down onto another balcony, chasing off the noble men and ladies like pesky flies.


“This is your empress now.” She proclaimed as though she announced what was for supper. “Obey her, or get crushed.”


'No.' Rondria thought again. 'No, no, no, no, no. That's not what I wanted! Or do I want it? Is this even possible?'


Of course it was possible. With Janna by her side, everything was possible.


“Long live the empress, her royal magnificence Rondria the first!” A herald shouted and the masses echoed the cry.


“Rondria! Rondria!” They screamed.


'This is wrong.' She thought. 'If I was empress I should change my name. Horasianne perhaps, or even Horas?'


It was a tad too insolent still, she felt, to compare herself to the god-empress of old. But the crowd changed her name without her saying so.


“Acolyte! Acolyte!” They screamed now.


That was wrong entirely. She was the empress, not some stupid acolyte any more.


“Acolyte, acolyte!” Their voices melted into one, not cheering any more, but ruff, whispering and uncomfortably close.


She knew that voice. It was Furio's.


She awoke drenched in sweat, his face uncomfortably close to hers.


“Wake up. We're being attacked.”


She shot up, looking. The men were sleeping comfortably it seemed, except for one or two who turned nervously. Her face shot back towards his in horror. He was alive, his head snug upon his shoulders as it had used to be.


“Wh...what is attacking us, master?” She asked perplexed, more automatically than anything else, her heart racing.


“Witches.” He replied ominously, gazing into the dark surrounding them.


“I...I had the most queer of dreams.” She said, unable to make sense of it all.


“So had I.” He whispered back. “I took the potion from you.”


Her hand shot into her robes where she had hidden it and found it gone. Had they had the same dream? Had he dreamed that she killed him too? Did he know of her plot to steal the formula? She shuddered. Were Hypperio's orders even real, or had she dreamt them as well? Was this even happening or was she still dreaming?


“Trust not your senses.” Furio warned. “We need a circle of anti-magic. Can you help me with that?”


His eyes never met hers.


“It's too late. It's too late.” A queer voice whispered in her ear.


She shook it off like a spider crawling upon her body. She was confused.


“Master, I...how much...when...where...”


“Shhh!” He made, eyes narrowed.


The lips on this leather cap flapped as his head spun towards a noise only he could hear.


“Be gone, creatures of the night.” He growled, crouching down to draw a pentagram in the dirt with his finger.


He mumbled the formula, long and complicated, in the old tongue of Bospharan. She did not understand much other than it had to be a spell for banning influence. It did not seem successful however, as the noises of the forest grew so loud in her head that she could not hear anything else any more. Bugs and spiders crawled everywhere, the clicking of their limbs echoing on the trees. Leaves rustled like an army clad in plate marching silently.


She spied into the night, past the glow of the dying fire. The shadows shifted and moved like monsters but when she blinked they remained back where they had been to begin with. Tears crept into her eyes and made it hard to see. She blinked them away, trying to focus. When she could see again, Furio seemed a million miles away somehow.


“Be on your heels.” He warned, his breath frosting in the sudden cold.


The grass froze over within seconds and the fire died with a soft hiss. She looked down and saw that the hissing had been a snake at her feet, red of skin with white rings upon it. She screeched and stomped on it, only to find that it was but a broken branch.


Her scream had woken a few soldiers who got up, looking confused, holding their arms in tired grasps, but she could only make out their shadows in the starlight. One man started screaming incoherently and ran off into the darkness never to be seen again. Another stabbed the man next to him in the back with his sword, before letting himself onto his own blade. A crossbowman looked as though he had strings attached to his wrists and feet and danced slowly and grotesquely, eyes closed, as though he was being moved by a giant puppeteer.


When she checked above, she saw a giant, black eye gazing into her, but it was gone as soon as she blinked another time. Men were on the ground, crying for their mothers, cowering, others sucking on their thumbs like little babes.


Furio spoke the formula another time, but more loudly and the commotion stopped at once, only single whimpers of men remaining. Her head cleared a little and she reached for her staff on the ground next to her. She conjured a light on top of it, turning it into an un-burning, magical torch.


“We will need a little more light than that.” Furio said and took up his own staff before slamming it into the ground.


The light that flooded the camp was blinding at first and it shot deep into the forest around. It was so bright that Rondria could not see clearly even after blinking a few times.


“What do you want?!” Furio shouted.


“Want, want, want...” It echoed back in a most unnatural fashion.


“You!” It came back from four different female voices at once.


They seemed to be everywhere at once, far and near.


“Why do you want me?”


“Ha, what do witches want with a mage of the white guild?” A young voice giggled.


“Kill him!” The voice of an old hag replied. “It is past time your order paid it's due for Praios' inquisition!”


“We are not here for that! We come in peace! We did not wish to disturb you!” He tried to reason.


“That is true, sisters.” A softer voice agreed.


“Pah!” The old hag spat. “They're all the same, the lot of them, with their shaven hair and white robes! Kill him I say! Kill him and make it slow!”


Rondria saw a woman's head on a tree, far too far up to be standing on the ground. Then the rest of her followed, her hands and feet sticking to the wood as though she was some spider. Her limbs and head were twisted grotesquely, just like an insect's. She winked at Rondria and vanished further up between the leaves.


“Are you in league with the giants?” Furio asked, turning about, unsure in which direction to speak to.


“Which giants?” A vicious voice replied. “The ones you seek to ally with? The ones that consume people by the dozen and crush whole villages beneath their feet?”


“No!” Furio roared back. “The others. Tell me, are you Albino's creatures?”


They all replied at once in a fit of burning rage, each more angered by what he had said.


“Then we have common foes!” He concluded. “There is no need for you to attack us!”


“There is a debt to be paid, mage!” The vicious voice returned. “I cannot wait to rip you open and strangle you with your own guts!”


“Gods protect us!” A soldier prayed loudly, turning, turning and turning in bloody madness before he too ran blindly into the woods.


There was a screech, unnaturally loud and a cry that could only have come from him. A moment later he came flying from in between the trees, torn up, bloody, twisted and dead.


“Help us, m...milord mage!” Another man whimpered, cowering on the ground, war-hammer in hand.


“We killed three giantesses today!” Furio argued angrily. “What have you done in this war, other than prey on unsuspecting travellers?”


“Today?” The young voice giggled. “You do not know where you are, do you?”


He spun around looking. Rondria did too. It seemed the world changed before her eyes. It was still forest but slightly different. Different trees, less stoneoaks and more conifers than she remembered.


“You are west of the Roval, silly!” The voice laughed.


That would mean that they were further east by a day from the last thing Rondria had thought she had woken up, two days from where she believed she had killed Furio.


“Where are we!?” He shouted at a cowering, Nostrian scout.


“I...i...i...it is true, sire!” The man stammered incoherently. “Co...co...co, co, co, crossed it this evening a...at your orders!”


“This isn't possible!” Furio almost sank to the ground. “How long have you been in our heads?!”


“Long enough!” The old hag proclaimed. “Long enough to know what you know!”


“I told you, sisters, that he wouldn't remember much if we go about his poor mind like that.” The soft voice returned. “He's lucky to have returned to sanity at all.”


“If he hadn't we wouldn't need to kill him.” The vicious voice was grinning audibly.


“We are looking for Vengyr.” The old hag explained. “And thanks to you we know where to find him now.”


Rondria's mind raced to remember what she had learned about witches. It was common knowledge that they were vile creatures in league with demons and the nameless, servants of pestilence and insanity. But if that was so, why did they fight the giants? Why did they ally with the druids?


“Good question.” A voice from below commented.


She looked down but could only see a thick, disgusting spider crawling on the ground. She raised her foot to step on it, but hesitated, twisting away to give it another look.


“Thank you. That is very kind.” The spider said and crawled off.


Everything spun before Rondria's eyes.


“Then take this knowledge and leave us be!” Furio pleaded.


“Can I have a vote?” The soft voice said. “I am against killing them.”


“For it!” The vicious voice spat.


“For it!” The old hag agreed.


“I...” The young voice giggled amusedly. “I don't know. They are a funny bunch, but killing them might be fun too. I'll abstain.”


“In favour of killing them then!” The vicious voice triumphed. “About time!”


Rondria grasped the sleeves of Furio's robes. She did not want to die. She couldn't believe how helpless she felt. No wonder, the church of Praios wanted to root these evildoers out. She only wished that their magic had been better understood so that she could have been prepared better. She looked at the superior mage and found the same helplessness in his face.


Her panicked mind went into full rejection.


“Master, how is this possible?!” She asked furiously. “How is any of this possible?! How can they do this to us, make us see things and such?”


She had half expected the witches to mock her for it, but they had turned awfully quiet all of a sudden as had everything around them.


“Witches' magic is queer.” Furio mumbled, looking at the trees as though he expected something to jump out from there at any moment. “We must have consumed some potion or something, by mistake. It might have been the river water or...or that stag we thought we were so lucky to bag. Or else something crawled into our mouths while we were sleeping.”


He ground his teeth against each other.


“They hate us and I can't resent them for it. We have burned and killed them where we could. They must be frustrated too, for their mind-altering spells are wasted upon the giants. But if they think that they can kill us easily they have made their hunt without ziget. Remember what you know and try to keep a clear head. Stay close to the pentagram, the spell should keep us from going insane.”


Rondria wanted to believe that with all her heart. When she looked down at the pentagram painted in the dirt, she saw that the spider was trying to destroy it by digging holes through the lines. It felt almost too queer to believe, but she could swear that their eyes were meeting.


“Errr, oops.” The spider said and Rondria stomped it flat in an instant, twisting her foot.


She looked up to Furio: “Master, I am scared! I don't want to die!”


“Ha, I told you we might.” He smiled sourly. “Do you regret joining me on this mission now?”


She bit her teeth. What he said was true. She was foolish. She couldn't even tell any more whether it had been Hypperio that sent her or whether she had come on her own accord. She felt like she was losing her mind.


“Master...” She felt that this was important. “I do not know what is true any more.”


“Neither do I.” He grimaced. “Did you kill me?”


He wriggled his hands before his eyes.


“Seems not. But did you want to kill me?” He shrugged, half grinning. “That does not matter any more now, does it?”


It gave her a sense of courage back. If they died, at least he would have forgiven her. Or close enough. She couldn't tell, she was so confused. She had to focus, listen to her masters voice.


'Remember what you know.'


That was difficult. She had a strong sense that very little of what she had seen just now had actually been real. Animals couldn't talk, spiders least of all. She remembered the woman in the tree however. She could have been one of the witches.


Fulminictus was a combat spell not bound to any particular element. It had the ability to weaken and slow it's target, but barely to kill it, which was why mages saw only little use in it. Casting it upon an approaching foe could be useful if one was prepared to fight him with sword and staff afterwards. Else, the mage would simply be struck down by a slightly weaker, slower foe. Swords cut through robes like a hot knife through butter after all.


It had a variant however that sent forth a wave of excruciating pain, harder to cast and highly dependant on the skill of the magicus but it seemed as good a shot as any. She reached into the air before her, balled her fist, turned it on it's own and released the spell when she opened it again, towards the tree were she had seen her.


A scream echoed in the night, branches cracked and leaves rustled. With a thud, the witch landed on the ground, twisting in pain.


“Rahh!” Furio made, extending two fingers from his right hand, arm stretched towards her.


The lance of flame caught the witch in the chest and engulfed her within a heart beat. She jumped to her feet, burning, her limbs extending grotesquely, long sharp claws on her hands. She stormed towards them but fell, twisted up one last time, and died, screaming.


“Well done!” Furio commended her. “Watch out!”


“You will die for this!” The old hag screeched hysterically and a swarm of black things burst through the trees.


Rondria couldn't tell whether it had been ravens, bats or both before Furio had already crossed his arms above his head and cast a Fortifex in their path. With queer, pitiful sounds the flying animals smashed into it, falling to the ground, some dead, others fluttering limply.


It had been crows, she saw now, and from the murder of them emerged an old woman, clothed in black and grey rags, visibly injured and confused.


“You fucking pigs!” The young voice shouted, not so omnipresent any more, and remarkably less amused.


“Men, on your feet and fight!” Furio commanded.


'Yes, the men!' Rondria thought.


She spun around. The men were still as they had been. Cowering on the ground the lay, ducking their heads. This was far beyond them and they were in dire need of leadership. Upon their commander's call they rose to their feet however, clutching their arms with shaking hands, futilely raising their shield, if they had one, against the darkness. They had not even thought to load their crossbows.


Then, for a queer moment, they looked at each other as if seeing the men next to them for the first time. A few broke, screaming in terror while others went entirely mad, hacking at each other with anything they had while still others did not seem to understand what was happening at all.


'Madness.'


The light still radiated from Furio's staff, projecting contours of the spectacle upon the trees around, like shadow-theatre.


Rondria drew her sword and rushed forward to capture the old, injured hag, drawing her light body up on broken legs, pushing the point to her throat.


“Stand down or she dies!” She screamed. “Leave now and she lives! Your stupid vote is tied now anyway!”


“I change my vote!” The young witch spat from somewhere behind the men hacking each other to death. “You shall all die!”


Rondria saw her step into the light. She was small and slender, red of hair with a white strain falling into her beautiful face. Her eyes were filled with so much hatred that one could almost see her blood boil. Her arms extended, as did her legs and the nails on her fingers grew long and longer, into vicious claws, similar to the burning witch's. Rondria skewered the old hag's head on her sword without thinking.


The young witch-monster stepped forward and scratched at a man, slicing through shield, plate and gambeson as well as flesh and bone. He turned around and sank to the ground, ripped open, throat to groin, his face a grimace of pain. Clearly, no worldly armour would protect against this.


The witch looked at Rondria and smiled evilly, grinning with elongated teeth like a harpy.


And then she was gone, all at once, replaced by a huge brown something that blocked Rondria's vision of everything that way. It was accompanied by a crash and a crunch as trees and other things flattened beneath it.


For a queer moment she thought of a spell, but it didn't take long for the realization to happen. They had been out, looking for Janna, and now Janna had found them. Rondria knew these boots and all the horror they could bring. She had seen it with her own eyes.


“Rondra protect us.”


Another crash behind her told Rondria that they were now in between Janna's feet, no good place to be by any measure. They had not heard her approach or noticed the tremors in the ground. How could they have, she thought. They were fighting against four witches that had laid siege to their very minds. If she could have chosen anything to not be real of all this it would have been the giant girl standing above them. But she knew it wasn't so.


The men that had been fighting each other gazed upwards, dropped their weapons and ran into all directions. Gargantuan fingers appeared out of nowhere and picked two of them up. Transfixed, Rondria followed them up that impossibly huge figure to a face barely lit. It was enough to see her throw them into her maw and chew however. Rondria pondered if the men's armour would help them at all, but the answer was obvious.


She ran over to Furio who seemingly had not understood what was happening. He was still looking around for witches' attacks from in between the trees.


“Come!” She told him and yanked him along.


There was no time, Janna's fingers were already coming down again. Men screamed somewhere, and the behemoth grumbled angrily. Then she started flattening the forest. The men were running away and Janna could not see them from above in between the trees. So, she crushed that which blocked her vision, more and more with every step, with Rondria and Furio right inside. The young acolyte felt like a scurrying bug.


Janna crouched and searched with her fingers in between the trees she had smashed. Sometimes someone would scream and they'd hear her suck him up before crunching him between her teeth.


“The light!” She urged Furio. “Quench the light! We have to get away!”


The staff was still radiating brightness as if it tried to rival the sun.


“The spell!” Furio replied frantically. “I have to cast the spell!”


But then, the giant, man-eating menace had decided to reach for the strange, moving object that glowed so fiercely in the night. Rondria was caught with it and wrenched upwards towards that giant, terrible face.


Janna's eyes were blinded by the light. She was inspecting it but seemed unable to see and quickly showed more interest in stuffing her belly again. Furio was stuck in between her thumb and index finger, fighting for air to breathe. Rondria hung upside down by the back of her robes caught in Janna's grasp. Then they rushed down again, being held here and there amongst the flattened foliage.


Rondria understood. The giant girl was using them like a candle to look for soldiers to eat. Meanwhile Furio's movements slowed and his face began to purple. Janna was crushing the life out of him without even knowing. Rondria had to do something. This couldn't go on forever, or else her master would die.


“Janna!” She screamed at the top of her lungs, but the commotion of crashing wood, screaming men and horses drowned out her voice. Janna heard the horses though, bound beside the camp. The terrified creatures fought against their bridles to no avail. A sigh of relief from above and the giant fingers started plucking them up before chewing quickly. Janna was hungry, Rondria could tell.


Rondria pulled herself up by her robes and launched onto Janna's finger, trying to loosen her grip on Furio. All that earned her was Janna's other hand plucking her up and lifting her. With horror she saw that Janna's lips were parting to devour her. The giantess thought she was just another tiny, squirming morsel of food.


“No! No!” She screamed and begged as Janna lifted her higher and higher towards her wet and waiting mouth. “No, Janna, no! It's me! Don't eat me, you almost ate me before!”


It felt terribly queer to address such a huge monster by a name, especially one that sounded almost common. Something hideous and demonic would be more befitting, Gluttonath, devourer of men, or something of that nature.


“You know my name?”


The question sounded slightly perplexed and unsurprised at the same time which made for a weird combination. Surely, Janna would expect her name being known at some point, given her sheer size and overall terribleness. But then the huge eyes that studied her lit up with sudden recognition.


“You!” Janna gasped. “What are you doing here?”


“Please, Janna, you are killing Furio!” Rondria begged.


“Furio? Where is he?” Janna clumsily shifted on her feet, moving her little magic candle to see if she had stepped on him by accident.


“Your other hand! The light! Your grip, it's too tight!” Rondria's voice grew hoarse from screaming.


She had about enough of all this terror and wanted nothing more than to go home and sleep and sleep and sleep until all this madness of giants, witches and Janna was over.


“Oh!” Janna gasped again and lifted the light to her eyes.


“Furio!” She urged, but he didn't reply.


She shook him a few times: “Furio, I'm sorry! I didn't know it was you! I saw the light in this forest and I was so hungry and...oh, I'm sorry I killed so many of your men again!”


Rondria saw the mage move in between the gigantic fingers and almost collapsed with relief. He was still gasping, unable to speak, but alive.


“It's alright!” She called. “I know you are hungry! Eat the horses, they're yours!”


For all she cared Janna could eat the soldiers too for all the good they had done them against the witches. Janna's belly was rumbling frighteningly. Rondria changed hands to the one Furio was in and the giant girl let them lay on her outstretched palm. Then she shovelled horses into her mouth with her other hand, chewing again.


“Master, we found her!” Rondria rushed to Furio's side.


He was on his back, weak and wheezing.


“Did you cast the spell?” He croaked, trying to lift his head.


She hadn't. She didn't even know if she would have been able to since it remained unclear whether or not Furio had told her the formula or not.


“No, master.”


“Then may the gods have mercy!” He coughed.


A trickled of blood ran down from the corner of his mouth.


Rondria put her hand on his chest to cast Balsam Salabunde. It occurred to her that in her panic, she had not even tried to shield herself or do anything else whilst fleeing from Janna and trying to save Furio. She had to work on that, she knew. Earlier, in face of the witches, her wits had left her for a while as well. Being a weak little girl would not serve here if she meant to get out of this alive.


She didn't know whether or not his chest was actually hurt but he sighed upon her spell and seemed to come back to strength. He rose, with her helping hands, and turned to cast the spell but Rondria placed a soft hand upon his shoulder.


“Master Furio...” She began insecurely, speaking softly into his ear. “I do not think we need the spell any more. She was going to eat me, but didn't when she saw that I was with you. She even apologized to you.”


He returned her gaze, looking torn. Then he nodded.


“Bannbaladin cannot replace true friendship.” He said weakly. “If what you say is true, we have made a huge step towards our goal.”


'And it would have taken an awful lot longer without the witches.' But both of them left that part unsaid.


Rondria still felt like she had rather never met them at all. As the racing in her chest faded away she felt terribly sick and it was not long before she had to crawl to the edge of Janna's hand and wretch.


“Is he alright?” Janna asked in between horses, a mouth full of blood, pulped flesh and bones.


“Yes, I am! Thank you!” Furio called, raising a hand.


“And is she alright?” Janna continued after swallowing. “Sorry, little girl, now I almost ate you twice.”


Tears were blurring Rondria's vision. Her head was spinning again and she got up, feeling drunk.


“Yes, and I'm still fucking here!” She tumbled back to the ground, grinning and crying at the same time.


It was as though all the horror unloaded at once as her mind emerged from it's constantly panicked and confused state. Furio rushed to her side and closed her in his arms, trying to calm her. His embrace came most welcome and she cried herself out into his shoulder.


“Are you sure she's alright?” Janna asked worriedly and even lend a finger to stroke her back. “If you think of jumping off my hand I'd rather eat you instead. I'll make it quick for you.”


“I haven't eaten in more than a day.” She grumbled after a short pause, but Rondria was unsure if what supposed to be an apology.


She forgave her anyway. Janna was huge and could not know how terrible it was to watch her eat people. She calmed down a bit, and excused herself from Furio's embrace, wiping her eyes with a sleeve.


“I'm so lucky I found you.” Janna went on, chewing again. “I thought I was going to starve out here.”


“Did you find your friend?” Furio called up to her face.


“No.” Janna swallowed casually. “I was following her tracks before I ran into this fog. It bogged me down and I couldn't see a thing. When it wouldn't go away I tried to get out of it somehow, but it only cleared this evening. Then I took my...this...and went looking for food. Then I noticed your light.”


She tapped against the giant, metal thing on her head. It reminded Rondria of the optical devises fine-mechanics wore when they worked with flimsily small objects.


“Speaking of it, might I lend it for a moment? I'd like to look for running men. I can still eat the ones that ran, right?”


Rondria could only conclude that all the horses were eaten, but Janna was still hungry. It sent a shiver down her spine.


Furio's face turned into a grimace: “No, I need you to find and collect the survivors. They have served us well past anything I could ever expect of them.”


Janna frowned: “how about...half? You get one half, I eat the other one?”


“No, you can't just...”


“They are very few anyway.” Rondria fell in, keeping Furio from doing something stupid. “They'd never be enough to fill you. There are some provisions on the ground, I think, how about you eat those?”


Janna licked her lips: “I think I'll still eat the men.”


She lowered the hand they were on and used them as a light source without their consent. She had no luck where she had flattened and pushed over the trees and so she had to search in between the ones that were still standing. Rondria's eyes met Furio's and she believed to know what he thought. He was considering to cast the spell to save any man Janna would find.


“Come back here, tiny soldiers!” Janna called as if calling after a lost pet. “Your master wants you back, I wont eat you!”


'How cruel.' Rondria thought but it seemed Janna had shouted out her real intentions a little too loudly before and none of the men were dumb enough to return, if any of them were left alive.


Maybe they were out of earshot by know, it was impossible to tell. In any case, Janna quit her search for the remaining men quickly, stood up and started to trample the forest beneath her boots but that didn't turn up any more food than her earlier efforts. Frustrated, she called it off and sat down on the ground.


Furio asked to be set on the ground as well and Rondria wanted nothing more than a quick bite, a drink of wine and sleep. It took a while to orient in the now entirely squashed and flattened environment. It was easy to traverse however. Janna's weight had pressed everything so flat or into the ground that barely any climbing was needed to get around. Some torn off bridles on broken trees finally told her where the camp must have been. As it turned out, Janna was sitting directly on top of it with those huge butt cheeks of hers. Still, Rondria wanted to try.


“Janna, could you move?” She called up. “You are sitting on our food!”


The giant girl looked down at her but her face hardened.


“Try move me, short stuff.” She taunted viciously. “If I can't eat, neither can you.”


This was pure and simple malice. Janna was a sour giantess when she was hungry, it occurred to her. She looked over to Furio for assistance but he was busy looking for slain men in between the fallen trees, or else he was looking for the fourth witch that was yet unaccounted for.


“Janna please!” Rondria tried her luck again. “I lost my food when I was on your hand and it won't be easy to find sleep with an empty belly! You ate the horses, is that not enough?”


“Alright.” Janna agreed and lifted one butt cheek towards her. “Try your luck.”


A considerable dent was left in the ground, and some earth rained down as it became unstuck from the behemoth. She noticed the shape of some men that had been slain before. Then they had been squashed by Janna's boots and finally her buttocks. They looked as flat as paper and what part of them hadn't gotten crushed was buried in the ground. It was enough to stifle Rondria's appetite.


“Go on.” Janna urged her. “I'll give you exactly one minute before I sit back down. Let's see if you can make it.”


“No, I...I think I'll pass.” Rondria shook her head. “But you are sitting in...”


“Squished people?” Janna finished with a grin. “I'm sitting on squished people. So what, I don't care.”


Her butt wasn't coming down yet.


“You'll go beneath there and get Furio some food.” She commanded. “You'll do what I say. Remember, if you weren't a friend of his you'd be my snack, so thank him.”


This was a mean creature, Rondria realized. She had to tread carefully. The time to let down her guard had not come yet.


“I'm not hungry, Janna!” Furio waved off from where he stood. “Please do not torture the poor girl. She has been through a lot these past few days. We all have.”


“Urgh, go get your food.” Janna sighed annoyed and gave Rondria a sharp shove from behind.


She fell to the ground and landed on her hands and feet but before she could double back, Janna shoved her again. She rolled over head first, down the dent created by Janna's behind, over what had been a man in armour and onto another one. Disgusted, she scrambled off, crawling backwards in terror. When she looked up, she saw Janna's massive, round cheek looming above her. Now the giant girl needed only to sit down and Rondria would be done for, squashed as flat as a pancake.


Her first instinct was to get away, but that would antagonize the mean giant only further. So, she looked on the ground and found a bag. Her hands had to dig in the ground to free it. A heel of bread had been crushed but seemed still edible. An apple much less so. A skin of wine had burst beneath the weight and spilled it's content, useless. Some dried meat seemed still in order though, and that was enough, she hoped.


She was out in time to see Furio wanting to protest, which he let go upon seeing Rondria emerge. Out of breath, she raised the items she retrieved so that Janna could see them and the she-titan let herself her butt crash down again, burying everything once more. When she looked up she saw Janna lick her lips at her as though she was looking at a piece of food.


Rondria swallowed hard and made herself chew on the hard heel of bread whilst slowly edging away from Janna. She needed to be made thinking of something else.


“Janna, I need to quench this light!” Furio said then. “My staff's power is fading quickly!”


That it had been able to shine this bright for so long spoke volumes of the mage's ability, Rondria recognized full of admiration. Her own could only shine as bright as a chandelier and not for so long either. A mage's staff was made by himself, near indestructible, with a potion of his powers permanently bound into it. Then there were rituals that could be performed on it to make it do things. Shine light was one, calling it into one's hand was another. It could change size if taught so as well, and even hold spells to be released on demand, but those were things not easily accomplished.


During their training, the staff barely ever left their hands and so they learned to perform most tasks without losing it. Rondria's was still in her grasp, but her sword was missing. She would have to look for it in the morning, assuming they spent the night here. It seemed that way.


Furio lit a little fire and turned off the magical light at once. The sudden darkness was depressing and finally gave weight to the lateness of the hour. When she walked over, her master handed Rondria a skin of wine. Only he and the gods knew where he had found it, but she took it with utmost gratitude. Wine would help her sleep and it was not even a sour vintage.


“So, you are going to spend the night here?” Janna asked towards them.


Against the stars, only the outline of her gargantuan frame was visible.


“We all should spend the night here!” Furio called back. “The hour is late and our bones are tired as are yours I am sure!”


“I was going to look for more food.” Janna said, matter-of-factly. “I can take you along if you think it is too dangerous for you alone.”


'Gluttonath, devourer of men, more poor people for your ever-hungry gut.'


“But how would you find food?” Furio asked. “It as pitch dark and will be for some time longer! The middle of the night is barely passed!”


“I can see with my...this thing on my head.” Janna explained. “But, granted, I can't see very far with it, except if there's a fire or some other form of light.”


With a loud metal click, she pushed the thing onto her eyes and started gazing around.


“Can you see anything?” Furio asked, a hint of worry in his voice.


He clearly did not want her to eat any more people.


“No.” Janna shrugged. “But I can walk quite quickly. I'll find something if I try hard enough.”


She looked down at them and seemed to make a decision. Rondria knew at once that this ordeal was far from over. And sure enough, Janna's hand simply grabbed them a moment later, along with the bunch of ground they had been standing on. Before they could protest, the huge young woman walked a few paces, picked up the largest sack Rondria had ever seen and walked back the other way.


“I can carry you on my hand or in my pocket, your choice.” She offered through the darkness. “Ooh, do you know any villages around here?”


They did not. Of course they didn't. This was Thorwal and the Nostrian scouts who might have known were dead or fled. And even if they had known, Rondria doubted that Furio wanted to share that knowledge with the man-eating titaness.


“You can turn south-east, toward Nostria.” Furio offered. “If we are where I think we are, it should not be very far. But I still advice we spend the night here! You wouldn't even let us get our sleeping bags and equipment!”


“The Nostrians will give you knew stuff.” Janna washed the critique away. “If they don't, I'll have a bone to pick with them. Does that sound fair?”


“No, no it doesn't, Janna!” Furio complained. “I have personal items, unfinished letters and such like!”


“Well, sorry, I sat on it all. I bet it's all broken and useless. But I'll put you down so you can look for yourself. Maybe our paths will cross again, tiny friend.”


Janna started lowering them but Furio gave in eventually.


“No, no, it's not that important!” He waved his hands. “Just halt a moment and let me look at the stars so I can give you direction.”


The shaking of her walking stride had forced them both to onto their bums and Furio had to scramble to get back on his feet. He spied upwards into each direction, except were Janna's torso was blocking the sight.


“That way!” He finally pointed, and Janna followed his instructions.


She was able to go very fast indeed. Not even running, her marching stride rivalled that of the fasted racing horses.


“Were you going back to Nostria in the first place?” The terrifying girl inquired after a few minutes. “If not we can go toward your destination tomorrow, I can take you there. I have to get back here to find Laura anyway.”


“No we were...” Furio was weighing whether to tell her the truth or not. “We were looking for you. We were worried, Thorwal is a dangerous place to be.”


“Doesn't seem very dangerous.” Janna laughed. “The people here have neither catapults nor fireballs nor pike things, not like you guys. They're pretty helpless. That fog though, urgh, that had me worried. I hope Laura is okay. There's no sudden fogs that last for days in Nostria, are there?”


“No.” Furio concurred but seemed to brood over something.


“What is the matter, my lord?” Rondria inquired, leaning over to him, speaking silently.


“Our mission is to bring Janna to our side. It won't be possible if she constantly keeps worrying about her friend. And that she-titan Laura we have had no dealings with.”


“One of them is worse enough.” Rondria agreed.


She thought about it but found that she was utterly unprepared to deal with this at any measure. There was only one thing that sprang to mind.


“Bannbaladin?” She offered, trying to read his mind.


“I was thinking the same thing.” He concurred. “It's why I saved my powers for when we would truly need it. I do apologise, I should have intervened when she toyed with you...”


“It is alright, master.” She reassured him. “You have done well and she has done me no harm other than frighten me. I do fear for her character, however. She seems a true monster to me.”


“She was of more pleasant nature when her belly was full.” He whispered back, grimly. “How many horses did we have left?”


“I don't know, master.” She bowed her head. “Two dozen perhaps? I don't recall if we lost any on the way while the witches...if truth be told I do not even know how much time passed.”


“This was an experience I do not wish to make again. But she seems to have suffered too. I dare say fear of death used to be quite foreign to her up to a certain point. Two dozen horses ought to have filled her, by enlarge, only the gods know how long she has not eaten.”


“What are we doing if she starts eating people?” Rondria asked frightened.


He left that question unanswered. If Janna decided to eat Horasian soldiers, surely he would try to stop her with Bannbaladin and most likely he would try to save their Nostrian allies too. If they ran into an Andergastian or Thorwalsh village, however...


Morality commanded them to save anyone from Janna if they could. The mission, on the other hand, commanded they save their powers for the benefit of their own people.


“I can see a river to my left, I think.” Janna said suddenly.


“That must be the Roval.” Furio explained. “Follow it downstream to the Ingval which you cross and you have entered Nostria.”


“Ha, that's simple.” The huge girl grinned. “And in Nostria you mean to serve me more of your soldiers rations, or what?”


The question had a certain indication to it that was more than problematic. Furio seemed to chew on his answer for too long.


“Ha, don't worry, I won't harm your little friends.” Janna giggled before he could answer. “You know I liked your food last time. Maybe there are some prisoners you mean to hang? There is no harm in eating those, right? Last time, there wasn't.”


Getting hanged and getting eaten was hardly the same, but Furio seemed to grudgingly concur.


“We should run into a border post, somewhere along the border. Let me do the talking, I shall have them bring you all the food you can eat!”


“Could I have some more for my journey to look for Laura?” Janna asked next. “I fear there is not much left in her wake. Hey, and that way I do not need to eat any people, that's good, isn't it?”


Rondria had no doubt that Janna would still happily eat anyone unfortunate enough to cross paths with her. She couldn't get beyond how huge she was either. Not even the boldest tales of old that spoke of ogres, mountain trolls and dragons ever mentioned something so huge.


“It shall be done.” Furio proclaimed in lack of anything else he could say. “It might take a while for the logistics though.”


That would buy them some time to figure out what to do next. High command could be notified and give new instructions. Maybe they would take over entirely, Rondria dared to hope. Of all things that could happen, that would be the best. She remembered her dream though, the one where Janna had crushed the emperor. That wouldn't happen though. In her dream, Janna had crossed the path into the Horasian heartlands within minutes, but in reality there were miles and miles and miles she needed to cross before getting there, enough time to assemble an army of wizards that could bewitch her every hour of the day, turning her into a friendly, thirteen times damned kitten.


But, as much as Rondria hated and feared the giantess carrying them, she had to admit that sitting on her hand was quite comfortable. Her skin wasn't exactly smooth, more like raw leather, but there was a certain deep warmth that radiated through it. It threatened to overtake her and let her doze of, while she was still wondering if it was wise to let that happen. They shook gently, like babes in a crib, even though Janna was performing a forced march through the night.


When she cowered against the slightly raised thumb she was covered from the wind and that was even more comfortable still.


Furio shook her out of nowhere and she realized that she must have dozed off after all. Her eyes were crusted with sleep and her body rebelled against the rude and early wakening. She had no idea how long she had slept either.


“We're there.” Her master announced with urgency in his voice.


She rubbed her eyes.


“This night isn't over yet, child.” He laughed with fatherly understanding.


She ground her teeth and told herself to be strong.


“It's on the wrong side of the river though, isn't it?” Janna asked with a foreboding hint of mischief in her voice.


“Let us get down and talk to them!” Furio told her. “We will see which side they're on!”


“And I'll be damned if I tell you that you can eat them.” Furio added so softly that only Rondria could hear.


“No, you said south of the river is Nostria.” Janna said, starting to walk again. “If it is north of the river it belongs to Thorwal, or Andergast.”


They had to be speaking about some form of settlement. Rondria lifted herself over Janna's thumb to see. There wasn't much but maybe two or three lights out in the distance.


“They might be our allies, still!” Furio argued. “Let me talk to them!”


Now Rondria could see the outline of the village against two rivers. The smaller one was the Roval, she figured, which joined into the larger Ingval here. The village was on the north bank of the Ingval, putting it into Thorwalsh territory indeed. Worse yet, it was on the west bank of the Roval too, severely limiting the directions in which people could flee should Janna choose to do anything unkind.


“Let me talk to them, or else you'll conjure up another fight! You don't want that, do you?!”


Rondria felt alarmed that he would go so far as to threaten her. But if all tethers broke, as a last resort, they still had Bannbaladin. His words seemed to move Janna, however.


“Fine.” She agreed, not without disappointment. “I'll follow soon after.”


And with that, she finally lowered them back to the ground. Furio made his staff shine again, though not nearly as brightly this time and Rondria did the same. They were out of the forest here, she saw, standing on meadows and the occasional field, most already harvested bare. The land seemed fruitful and there were beehives on the meadows as well.


“Quickly!” He urged her and they ran down a trodden path that led to the village.


More lights were lit as they could see. The villagers had heard something and awoke, maybe even sounded an alarm. They arrived a while after, out of breath, on the edge of the settlement. People stood in the light of a few torches, awaiting the arrival of the two glowing lights in the dark. What she could see of houses was a mixture of two styles of architecture, one she had seen in Nostria, half-timbered with roofs of straw, the other timber all, with crude kinds of ornamentations on the gables. She did not have to consult a professional to know that they were looking at a mixed village of Nostrian and Thorwlash culture here, but what counted was to which and whom the villagers would profess their allegiance.


Maybe this was a peaceful place, she thought, where Nostrians and Thorwalsh lived together in harmony. Even though Nostria was a Horasian protectorate, the Kingdom did not war on the neighbouring Jarldoms and neither did the Thorwlash raid the Nostrians as they loved to do for so many other peoples. All this had been part of the literature she had been required to read by Master Hypperio as a means of preparation before coming to Andergast. She had never expected it to be of any use.


“Who goes there?!” Someone hailed them before they could get too close. “What glows so strangely in the night?!”


It sounded remarkably Nostrian. The group was maybe two dozen strong over all. This was a tiny village with one dozen more houses than people standing before them. They were hard to make out in the dancing torchlight, but Rondria saw that they arms of some sort, axes, scythes and the like.


“Two who mean to warn you of danger!” Furio shouted back, halting.


“And what danger do you mean to warn us of, foreigner?!” The man at the village asked. “Or is it you who brings the danger?!”


“We are servants of the twelve true gods, there is no fear you need to have of us!” Furio replied. “But after us comes a menace, a hundred meters tall, meaning to end you all! So hear my words that we might save you! What is this place? To whom does this village owe allegiance?”


Rondria thought to have heard laughter from the village. Furio would have to make a convincing case quickly.


“Is it to do with the strange girl's voice we heard?” The man asked instead of answering.


“Aye, it is!” Furio took a worried look over his shoulder.


Janna was only to make out if one knew exactly where she stood. Rondria had a sense that all this courteous talking wasn't getting them anywhere. It took too long to arrive at the point.


“And who means to save us, then?” The voice continued without waiting. “Is it not a witcher who means to scare us into treating him with courtesies?! Is not you who conjured up the strange voice, hoping on the superstitions of peasant-folk, he?! We do not fear such!”


He had to be Nostrian, Rondria thought, the way he talked gave it away. Thorwalsh talked more directly, largely unobservant of any style or courtesies. He talked remarkably for a mere villager though too.


“The danger is real, you fool!” Furio shouted. “And you do best to guard your tongue! You have the honour of addressing the noble Furio Montane, magicus in service of the Order of the White Pentagram!”


He stepped forward, energetically, meaning to show these peasants who he was. Rondria followed.


“Apologies, my lord, we did not know...” The men bowed, all except for a few.


Blood and titles counted high amongst Nostrians. Those who didn't bow were Thorwlash and Rondria would not have needed to read any book to say so. The speaker was tall among the smaller, scrawny Nostrians, with straw blonde hair on his head. He might be a half-breed, she thought.


“To whom does this village owe allegiance?” Furio inquired briskly.


“Jarl Eric the Reaver.” The man said without raising his gaze. “He is being woken as we speak, he should be here at any moment, my lord. Welcome to Rovalmund.”


“Thorwal then.” Furio scratched his chin.


“Why do their sticks glow so?” Rondria heard someone whisper behind a hand. “Are they witchers?”


She grasped her staff a little tighter.


“They have the tongue of Horas on them.” A man stepped forward. “Our god Swafnir does not tolerate such here.”


He was old, long-haired and bearded filthily, over and over covered in tattoos. Apart from a crude, rusty axe in his hands and a thread necklace with fish teeth around his neck he was completely naked.


“Apologies, my lord.” The blonde man spoke. “This is Thorwalsh territory. We might be more Nostrians than Thorwalsh here, but we respect our hosts rules and laws. It might be prudent for you to leave.”


“You speak well.” Rondria remarked. “Are you high born?”


“I used to be a priest of Rondra.” The man replied, still not raising his head. “Then I took an arrow in the knee and lost my guts for fighting.”


“A servant of the twelve in the lands of the whale?” Furio gave him a measuring look. “It's a rough life you must be leading.”


“Did you know that the Thorwalsh used to believe that Swafnir was a half-god, son of Efferd and Rondra?” He finally lifted his head. “It was before their people and yours picked up arms against each other. Forgive me, my lord, I should not assume...It's only your accent is giving you away.”


“Humbug!” The old, naked man mumbled into his beard.


“I did not know that.” Furio confessed full of admiration. “However, it is important that you hear us out. There is a giantess out there and she may well eat all of you if she thinks you Thorwalsh.”


“We've heard reports of giants.” The former priest responded with a sudden hint of mistrust. “A few refugees came through here, on the river. They have not troubled us thus far.”


“Our giantess is different than the common ogres.” Furio explained. “Did any of the refugees speak tales of one hundred meter tall beasts?”


“Aye, they did.” The old, naked man growled. “And then we took their things and fed them to the fishes.”


“Shut up, priest.” A newcomer hissed at him, arriving from behind the small crowd.


He was stout, fat almost, clad in a leather tunic. He had a mighty, fiery red beard but no hair on the top of his sweating head. Instead, there was a an ornamented ring tattooed on it, almost like a crown.


“What is all this nonsense in the middle of the night? Who are you?”


His voice was deep and rough and with him were three sturdy, defensible lads that might have been his sons. They showed the beginnings of a similar beard in various stages and the hair on their heads was shaven stubbly in an effort to look like their father.


“They are Horasians who mean to warn of danger by a giantess out of village, my liege.” The Nostrian bowed his head submissively again.


“Eh?!” The Jarl gave Rondria and Furio an angry look. “Well, they are trespassing on Thorwal lands. My lands.”


“We ought to hang them for the crime of whaling, Jarl Eric!” The old Swafnir priest proclaimed.


The Jarl gave him an icy glare: “I told you to shut up, didn't I?! Why are they wearing filthy bead sheets and why are their sticks glowing so strange?”


“Witchcraft!” Some common Nostrian suggested.


“They are mages, my liege.” The tall blonde man explained. “I implore you to listen to their words. They speak of the huge beasts the men on the river mentioned. They say one of them is here.”


“Are they fleeing too? They look even poorer than the ones we threw into the river.” One of the Jarl's sons mentioned with a remarkably stupid expression on his face.


“Shut your fucking mouth.” Jarl Eric growled.


Rondria was disgusted. Refugees fleeing from the Andergastian catastrophe had come through here and these people had nothing better to do than enrich themselves on the last of their belongings before murdering them. She looked at Furio but couldn't say if he shared her contempt. She had half a mind to turn heel and wish Janna a healthy appetite.


In her dream, she had let Janna eat and crush innocent people by the dozens, but that time she had not been herself, her mind poisoned by the witches' evil influence. Or had she been that way to begin with and only changed by her new master's grace? She couldn't tell. She was in need of a priest and a long session of prayer and self-reflection to heal the scars on her soul.


When Furio spoke, his enthusiasm for saving these people seemed dampened though.


“If you mean to live you must lie and say that this is a Nostrian village.” He said calmly. “You should also bring out any provisions you can spare to feed her. It will make it more believable.”


“Treason and free food.” The Jarl replied with a voice full of vitriol. “Well, if it's nothing more...”


“What good Jarl Eric means to say is that you ask much and your tale is hard to believe.” The submissive blonde Nostrian tried to negotiate.


What ever respect Rondria might have had for the man shrank in that instant.


“Where is that giantess you speak of? Why should she spare us if we say that we are Nostrian and how do you know what you say you know?”


'Why should we trust you.' That was the gist of it, but the questions did seem reasonable.


“She is out there.” Furio pointed blindly. “And she is coming here. We were travelling with her to Nostria to give her food and supplies. She is friendly to us and to our Nostrian allies.”


“Ah, ya.” The Jarl scoffed cynically, eyes squinting.


There was something about him that was measuring though, Rondria thought to see it, as if he did not entirely disbelieve the story.


“We did hear a girl's voice out there earlier, my liege.” The Nostrian advised him as well.


“Well, we shall see about that.” The Jarl seemed brooding and tense all of a sudden, a look that scared Rondria to the bone.


“Take them!” He barked and a moment later the villagers rushed forward to obey.


“No!” Rondria exclaimed and tried to hit the first man that came groping for her with her staff.


They were too many however and she couldn't do anything. The whole thing was over within heartbeats. Furio looked as though he had been fully expecting this.


“You are making a mistake, Jarl Eric!” He raised his voice. “The giantess will see this as an attack, a welcome reason to kill all of you!”


“Not so long as I keep her friends hostage.” The Jarl smiled. “And if she doesn't exist, ha, than it is into the river with you tomorrow. Let's see if your witchcraft helps you float, hehehe!”


“You thirteen times damned river pirate!” Rondria spat but only earned a painful slap to the face.


“She's a girl?!” One of the Jarl's stupid sons shouted aghast. “I thought she was a boy! She looks like she has no hair on her head!”


They pulled the lipped leather cap off her head and laughed at the sight of her shaven skull. Another Jarl-son came over and grabbed her mouth, squeezing it together.


“She doesn't look too bad, eh? What do you think?”


“It's unnatural for a girl to have such hair.” Someone complained somewhere.


“It doesn't matter, I'll just throw a blanket over her head!” The young man laughed and felt up her leg through the robes.


She wanted to kill him then, kill all of them, or at least get away. But she couldn't. Whilst they were holding her arms, she couldn't even cast a spell to defend herself. Pleadingly, she searched for her masters face in between the villagers. When she found him, he was mumbling softly into his beard.


“Unhand him!” The jarl yelled suddenly. “Unhand him, he is a friend of ours!”


The laughter and cruel merriment died down and all faces turned to him in perplexity.


“Get your bloody hands off him I said, and her as well!”


For a moment the hands loosened on Rondria and it was enough to wrench free. Then they came back in full force but she had anticipated it this time. Her arms crossed in front of her chest she concentrated on the Armatrutz with all her might.


“They bewitched the Jarl!” Someone screamed in terror.


The Jarl screamed as well now, having rushed forward to help Furio and being abducted by his own people. Rondria noticed the slight tremor in the ground and heard the deep, approaching thuds in the distance. Janna was coming.


“Kill them!” Someone screeched horribly and Rondria felt the cold blade of a knife being drawn across her throat.


She saw a rusty axe raise into the air above where Furio stood but it halted as a deep, thundering, yet awfully feminine voice washed over all of them like the first breeze before a sudden storm.


“Oh, I like the sight of this.”


-


Janna removed the night-vision goggles from her eyes. She knew she should be sleeping, but she did not feel tired at all. She had tried to sleep through the fog until she could sleep no more. Then, when it wouldn't go away, she walked. And walk and walk in the mist she did, sheer endlessly, growing hungrier all the time. There was no doubt in her mind that she had been going in circles.


The terrible fear that had gripped her heart had almost crushed her spirit and she found herself on the ground, weeping. It was terrible being blind, not knowing where to go or where one was going if going anywhere. That was past now, however. She had cried herself to sleep and awoken in the evening, finding that the fog had cleared.


Night-vision goggles on, she had been stalking the night in search for food when a most unnaturally bright light shun in the distance. For a brief moment she had believed that it was a spaceship like the one Valerie, Steve and Christina had been in. But what she found had been a group of people in some stage of combat. It was too confusing to recognize who was fighting whom, but she had not cared about that in any case. No matter whom they fought for, all little men tasted the same.


Not exactly the same of course, and these ones had been clad in lots of armour, but Janna had been too hungry to care about that either. And then Furio had been there. Furio and his little robed girl.


It must have been because she slept so much during the day, or because she was so happy to get out of the fog that Janna was so giddy, she thought. And giddy she was. She could have slept where Furio suggested. The horses had been enough to induce a feeling of saturation eventually even if they did not entirely fill her starving belly, but she wasn't tired. She wanted to kill people.


Perhaps to feel in control again or perhaps just because it was so much fun and she was bored. It didn't matter, but Furio, that little cunning sorcerer, had been hindering her all the way. She couldn't well make him too mad though. Friends among the tinies were easy to make, Janna needed only to threaten them with death and they'd be whatever she wanted them to, most of them anyways. But true friends, friends that didn't run away at the first chance they got, friends that shared the truth of their convictions honestly with her, that was a different matter.


And Furio had proven that he was resourceful enough to be worth being kept in good favours. He was the only connection Janna had to the mighty Horasians and their food supply. Plus, she couldn't be enemies with everybody.


While she waited for him and the tiny girl to check the village as they had asked, Janna had occupied herself with a meadery she had conveniently forgotten to mention. As her tiny friend had not seen it, she waited until they were well away and broken the roof off the thing. Situated outside the village, the comparatively large mansion housed seven people and several huge barrels of mead, all of which and whom were swimming in her belly now.


Mead was an acquired taste, but it had alcohol in it, which was good, even if it was barely enough to give Janna the slightest hint of a feeling.


Meanwhile, something must have gone terribly wrong at the village. When Janna had approached, she had not been able to see clearly because the light blurred the picture in the night-vision device so much. It seemed that the girl and the mage were being attacked though. That meant Janna could do what ever she wanted to these people, even though something told her that Furio would still disapprove. He couldn't be too cross with her for killing the ones that attacked him though, which would put this somewhere in a grey area and that was okay.


But the attack was over, it seemed, as soon as Janna announced her presence. They ran, the tiny things, scrambling over each other to get away. But where to go? The river on Janna's left was too wide to cross on foot and the other one was even wider. The larger one even made a turn here, placing the tiny village on a spit of land that only left one direction in which to flee which was closed off by her.


Furio and the Horasian girl were easy to make out from above because of their different clothing. They hugged each other, their glowing little toothpicks shining, not taking note of her. The rest of the people carried the torches with them, providing light where ever they went. Over all, the village was the size of a small suitcase, making it an incredibly easy target.


She snatched up a man at random and put him into her mouth. He turned out naked for some reason, but she didn't care why. Perhaps he had slept that way and just scrambled out of his bed, she reasoned, and swallowed him whole without a second thought. Crouching, her jeans rubbed tightly against her crotch which registered most welcomely when Janna was in the mood.


Sticking people up her pussy and masturbating with them would probably be a bit too rash in front of Furio, however. Sure, the way she acted now he must have thought of her as a monster, but there was still a difference between simple killing and eating and rubbing poor, helpless people on her crotch until orgasm. That was a bit sad, in fact. This place was just perfect to play with and not let anyone escape.


Maybe he wouldn't notice if she did it just a little.


She snatched up a bald-headed, sinewy youth and hid him in her hand. Then she pushed him against her jeans over her wet-swollen lips with her index finger, rubbing gently, his struggling body travelling up and down her crotch. A soft gasp escaped her lips as soon as she did it.


Beneath her, some villagers foolishly tried to hide in their houses while others made for the waterfront. Of course, a village so engulfed by water would have boats, Janna thought. But letting them get way she could not and would not allow.


With a click, the night-vision was on her head again and she leaned forward onto her knees which put the poor little guy she was abusing between her legs in dire peril. She had to push him a little harder now, for her jeans didn't squish against her so tightly any more. It was her pleasure against his life. An easy choice for her.


With her free hand she pushed the tiny rowing boats and rafts into the water and methodically snatched up and caught in her hand the people that were already manipulating on the vessels in order to get away. When the bank of the river was void of opportunities to escape, all five of them ended up in her mouth.


She started chewing them more cruelly than before. Normally, her tongue would deposit her victims on her molars which rhythmically chomped up and down, quickly pulping everything in between them. Now, she used her teeth to tear the men apart, introducing them to her grinders slowly, step by step. There was no need for her to do so. She just felt like doing it. Furio wouldn't approve if he had known but it was happening behind sealed lips.


Janna loved every moment of it. She knew it wasn't smart to waste the night-vision's precious batteries on this but decided to continue until Furio would try and stop her. The mage, the girl and someone else had seemingly moved out of the way, however, so not to be flattened beneath Janna by mistake. She would investigate the third person later, she decided, perhaps Furio had made a friend or something.


She discovered a teeny tiny person on her left, trying to steal itself past her knee. She snatched it up, a girl, upon further inspection, dropped the guy she had rubbed to death against her sex and made her take his place. Her breath was getting shallow quickly, the pleasurable pressure building up within her.


By now, all the torches were out. When running had turned out useless, the smart people had went into hiding. Others stumbled around in the darkness, almost utterly blind, completely at Janna's mercy. She snatched them up one by one and fed, sucking on people until they dissolved in her mouth. That had to be a painful death, she grinned to herself, but figured that being used as an over-the-pants sex toy was probably not much better.


It made her feel awesome and powerful. After all, she was doing all this to people, living, talking, breathing, feeling people, the girl on her crotch probably having parents, a history, friends, admirers, maybe even lovers. But no future, because it had happened so that Janna had decided to squeeze a little sexual pleasure out of her along with her life. That thought almost always crossed her mind when she fucked somebody, she noted. Laura probably thought the same thing. It was an essential part of the kick.


Back in Lauraville, Laura had an entire little harem of girls trained for pleasure. Janna couldn't wait to try them out when she got back. Make a scrawny little girl pleasure her once, pleasure her twice, as often as she wanted, and then bulldoze her tiny form anyway. She was close now, close to the edge and she had to control the sounds of lust oozing out of her mouth.


She had indulged in her fantasies for so long that she had almost forgotten about the real tiny little toys before her too. Now she remembered them, however, and made them rue it. She pushed herself back on her heels to better use the little girl between her legs. She couldn't even tell if she was still moving, for her own movements had quickened so much. Being rubbed on her pussy was survivable for tinies if they didn't suffocate, but through her jeans, the wear and tear was greater.


Janna smashed the roof off a house with her free hand and peered inside. It took a few seconds for dust settle enough to be able to see. Regrettably, the night-vision equipment did not work well with dust and fog at all but that was simply the nature of the technology.


She found four people, three females and a boy, cowering, shielding their eyes against the flying debris. Janna dropped her half-dead sex toy in their midst and let herself fall forward, straddling the house like a little pillow before grinding her crotch on it. The building was reduced to rubble within seconds and the people were crushed to death beyond a doubt, but through her jeans it did not have the effect Janna desired.


She had to think of something else.


She simply walked on her knees, sat down on the next, smaller house, flattening it under her butt along with anyone inside and turned her attention to a larger one, promising to hold more toys. She wasn't disappointed. Twelve people were in this one, perhaps a family, perhaps just there by happenstance, it did not matter. Women and girls in dresses, boys and men in pants, but some girls and women in pants too as was common in Thorwal as were men who wore nothing beneath their tunics making them look a tiny bit like skirts in turn.


Forgetting Furio and what he might say if he discovered this, Janna unbuttoned her jeans and fished them out, one by one, before depositing them in her panties beneath her sex that was as hot and wet and slimy as it was ever going to get. Her hand followed and rubbed them in, making them bathe in her juices. There was the pleasure that would bring her to climax. She carelessly smashed another house with her hand and tossed any surviving inhabitants into her mouth.


Then, she climbed to her feet and started murdering everyone still on the ground, trampling them in and around their homes, where ever they were. The very land gave in beneath Janna's feet, the earth soft and soaked so close to the water, turning into mud. The little pinpricks of light that were the two Horasians ran out of the carnage as quickly as their little feet could carry them, whilst Janna's hand rubbed herself harder and quicker and harder still, until the tiny village was smashed to a scree.


“Oh!”


When she came, a single sound came past her lips, unable to contain it. She didn't know what Furio would be able to deduce from that. He couldn't have seen much in the darkness and his ears would only have told him that she was crushing and eating people as he had already seen her do and forgiven her before. For now, Janna just breathed heavily in the afterglow of the awesome pleasure and craned her neck towards the stars.


Her hand was sticky and she rubbed it against her jeans to clean it. Some movement still happened in the moistness of her panties underneath her vagina, shooting pleasurable jolts up her spine. She felt amazing, a real life goddess that did with people as she pleased. She felt a little for her tiny friend though, having to deal with the megalomaniacal her, out on a murder spree.


'I'm so evil.' She grinned to herself, looking around, toying at the smashed rubble with her feet.


She was quite satisfied.


“It's all good now, Furio.” She said happily after walking over to him and the tiny girl. “I punished them for attacking you.”


'And boy was it fun.'


She couldn't grin too widely and not look entirely gruesome to him, but on the other hand, it was so dark that he couldn't possibly see her face. She crouched down towards them, her jeans crushing on her panties, pressing her tiny prisoners against her labia. She wondered if they even knew what was happening to them. The girls that had discovered themselves sexually and the more sexually mature males would for sure. It had to feel terribly demeaning.


“Not all of them!” Furio proclaimed and shoved forward the third person that was with them.


Janna removed the night-vision goggles so that she could see against the magic light of their little staffs. It was a man, bald and red-bearded, in relatively fine clothes, if Janna was any judge. The girl mage had an axe against his throat and he seemed to be weeping.


“Jarl Eric the Reaver!” Furio continued loudly, sounding most formal. “In the name of the holy church of Praios, the highest of the gods, I find you guilty of attacking and apprehending two members of the Order of the White Pentagram without due cause! Furthermore I find you guilty of attacking, ransacking and murdering innocent refugees that came by your village! Your crimes are past forgiveness and your punishment shall be to be crushed by this giantess until dead!”


“Janna!” He called up to her. “I trust I can count on you to carry out the sentence?!”


“Oh sure, if he's such an evil fucker I'll smush him gladly.” She laughed.


“Very well then!” He continued. “Rondria, step back from him!”


The tiny girl made sure to get away quickly. Janna had bullied her a little before, and she was probably still scared she might get squished or eaten eventually. Janna rose to her feet and looked at the kneeling man, his head bowed, shoulders heaving up and down. He had given up, was downtrodden even though she hadn't stepped on him yet but she changed that a moment later.


She moved the sole of her boot sideways a last time to make sure he wasn't bolting at the last moment, turned it back over and lowered it on top of him. She could feel a tiny squishing sensation as his body gave in to her weight but she still twisted her foot a few times for good measure. The mage and the girl called Rondria looked on in silence.


Afterwards, the tiny girl lend her light to let Janna admire her handy work, a splotch of ground meat, mingled with dirt. So, flattening this village had been okay after all, it seemed. She put her hand on the ground to allow the two tiny people to climb on. They had to help each other to make it, she recognized. They were exhausted.


“It was a bad idea to go into that village like that.” She opined freely. “I was right, they were Thorwlash, weren't they. And evil on top.”


“There were more Nostrians than Thorwlash in this village.” Furio called up. “But you are right. They have done hideous things.”


“What was it called, this place? Do you know?”


She crossed the river in one large step.


“Rovalmund.” He replied.


“Well, you can cross that off the map know. You can't mess with my friends and think I'll let you live afterwards. Where do I have to go from here?”


In her field of vision, everything neon green, a tiny white battery popped up, the low energy signal. She cursed in her mind.


“There were innocent people there too. People that did nothing wrong. And you killed them all indiscriminately.” His voice wasn't as scolding as she had expected it to be. “Go that way.”


He pointed but she didn't start walking. She'd have to rest for the night here if she meant to use the night-vision equipment again some time in the future. It was too precious for this.


“Well, they were...” Janna shrugged and grimaced. “...guilty by association, I guess? I must say, I don't really care. Look, I know you don't want me to kill people, none of you little guys do, with a few exceptions. I won't kill your people and that has to be enough.”


“I'd rather you kill the evil people.” Furio looked up to her.


“Well, it's hard to tell them apart from up here.” She laughed. “Besides, I think there are a lot less good people than you think. At least that's the experience I made.”


She didn't really want to have a discussion about killing. It could only end in an argument.


“We will sleep here.” She determined after taking a few steps away from the river where the ground was more solid and couldn't slide off.


“Think of it, Janna.” He urged her. “You could be a force for good in this world. Help everyone to a better future.”


Somewhere she had heard all this before. Maybe in her own mind. Tiny people twitched against her vagina in her underpants.


“Maybe some day.” She tried to call off the discussion and dropped her bag.


“No, today!” He went on, stubbornly. “You have so much potential and you waste it all because you are constantly looking for food? Let us provide food for you and point out the ones the world was better to be rid of!”


“I tell you what.” She said, sitting down, two unfortunate souls getting trapped beneath her lower labia.


She leaned forward to snuff out their lives.


“You give me enough food, I'll smash anyone you want. I don't care who.”


The two tiny Horasians hung on her lips and exchanged a glance that carried a lot of meaning.


“Good grief, Furio, you've turned me into a sell-sword.” She added as she recognized the food-for-work nature of this arrangement.


It would serve her well though, and Laura too. There would be people to squish, a new society to discover and food to eat en mass. Janna needed only to find her and convince her not to kill any Horasians. A few might get missing from time to time, but so what, she thought. They would only need to kill a few more enemies of the Horasians to make up for that.


“Not a sell-sword!” The tiny mage proclaimed. “But a paladin of light and virtue!”


She rolled her eyes and unrolled her sleeping back. Rondria and Furio she deposited on Laura's that had to be like a giant, heavenly pillow to them. She envied them a little as she pulled off her jeans. Her panties held her tiny prisoners where they were. It felt good to finally take the night-vision equipment off her head. The thing got heavy after a while and she had just about had it with seeing everything in neon green. The tiny magic lights went out, leaving everything in almost complete darkness. The sky was beautiful though, the stars clearly visible.


“Good night Furio. Good night, Rondria.” She said after crawling into her bag.


“Sleep well, may Boron watch over your dreams!” Furio called back.


The tiny girl remained quiet. The last time she had spoken to her had been when Janna had teased her, she recalled. Janna had been mean to her. Perhaps that was why she wasn't talking. She had kept Janna from killing Furio though. Perhaps Janna should be a little more friendly to her. Who knew, maybe the little girl would turn out an interesting character as well.


Before she could sleep, she wanted to get the dead people out of her panties. She fished around his her fingers until she found a person and manipulated it until she could tell whether it was alive or not. If it wasn't, Janna took it out and flicked it away into the night. If it was, she toyed with it's head until it's neck broke first.


Three of them had slipped down in between her butt cheeks when she laid down, a fourth one had ended up there earlier but gotten smothered to death in between her cheeks when Janna had sat. Another one was dead, but two were quite alive, resuming to kicking and fighting when her hand came for them.


Feeling evil, she got rid of the dead one and decided to pleasure herself with the last two. They were still slippery wet with vaginal excretions from the first use. Biting her lip, she pushed the feistier one against her sphincter and relaxed. She got it in, eventually, though it took some time. Then, she could feel the tiny person in her butt. If it was still alive tomorrow, Janna would search a way to ask it what it was like to be shoved up another person's ass.


The other person, a male by the feel of him, travelled back up across her lips were she coated him thickly in her natural lubricant before he was made to circle her clitoris. She came softly and silently after a while and pushed his head into the lower part of her vulva where most of the liquid accumulated. When he had drowned, she flicked him away as well and turned around to sleep.


-


“Master, you did it!” Rondira cheered in a hushed voice.


The girl's throat was hoarse as was his own. Had he 'done it' though, he wondered. Janna, who was still stirring in the largest sleeping bag Furio had ever seen, had agreed to the proposal before and that had not done him any good for she still wanted to look for her friend, Laura. He was exactly where he had been after feeding Janna at the tower under Cpatain Emilio's command.


No, that was not true, he thought. He did not need the spell now to be with her. Magical manipulation has been replaced by true friendship, it seemed. He did not quite know how he felt about that. Letting Janna kill the jarl was just. His entire village flattened, it would have been a grave injustice to let him be the only one to walk out of there alive. He still felt sad for not having been able to save the women and children at least. Like a mechanism, something had clicked in his mind at some point and he had thought of casting the spell much too late.


Rondria's words made sense though, when she had dragged him away from the village, trying to calm him. The children of evil men would grow up to become evil people and the women might have left the company of them too, had they chosen to. It didn't matter, they were all porridge now.


The surface they were on was queer to the touch, vast and puffy like a soft feather bed but on a completely gigantic scale. When they walked on it, it receded a little beneath them. This was what it had to feel like to walk on clouds, he reasoned.


They laid down, tired and exhausted, ready to sleep.


“Master.” Rondria began suddenly, sounding troubled.


On this journey there was so much to be troubled by that he wondered what she would say. It was the witches again, though.


“I still don't understand what happened.”


He had been pondering that himself for a great while.


“What did you see?” He asked her.


“I...” She bit her lip in shame. “I killed you.”


“Yes you did.” He smiled. “But I lived on. That's how I knew something was toying with our minds and I rose to fight it.”


“You did not live on for me.” She continued. “I assumed control of the men. First I wanted to go back to master Hypperio to give him the formula but then I thought that they might hang me, so I wanted to take your place, go to Thorwal and come back a heroine. We travelled an entire day during which I thought I beheaded you. Then I dreamed, I think, within the dream or what ever it was, that I found Janna and brought her to his royal highness, the emperor. And then you woke me.”


“You dreamed of greatness.” He smiled. “I dreamed I discovered the potion you had hidden from me and I took you to task about it. Clearly, it was meant to help me get Janna under my control. Then one thing led to another and I kissed you. You were so enraged that you stabbed me through the heart with your sword.”


He chuckled.


“I can only deduce that what ever the witches did played on our deepest fears and longings.”


“But when did it start?” She asked. “Did I mean to betray you from the start and was it Hypperio who inspired me to do it? I think I remember him instructing me to do so.”


He shrugged: “We shall get to the bottom of this. But fear not, child, I will say and do nothing that puts you in peril. I cannot say how far back the witches' magic might have altered things, make us misremember or recall things that never happened, but I think it quite possible. I think I began to uncover such a plot as you describe it back when you asked to join me on this voyage. But did this really happen that way? Who knows.”


“I remember that too, though.” She said meekly in the dark. “Master, you speak of fears and longings. Do you want me?”


Her voice was timid. What should he say?


'Yes, I want you, I want your beauty, your wit, your youth, your body, I want to kiss you and make love to you, have a child by you, teach at the university of Bethana and come home to see you cradling our babe.'


Such things were highly frowned upon in the white guild, however, especially between acolytes and their masters. Yes, some old teachers liked to take the beautiful, young acolytes under their wing and it was rumoured that their good grades had little to do with their actual accomplishments and it happened that a students grades fell horribly once it was decided by the council that they'd have to change masters. But Furio wished not to be part of that. And he wanted her though, every minute he was with her.


When he opened his mouth to say that this was highly inappropriate her lips were on his. All doubts washed away in that instant. Their tongues caressed each other while she was feeling him under his robes. Her soft, feminine touch on his hardened member nearly made him loose his seed much too early.


How was this possible, he thought, how could he have almost died so many times, lived through so much horror and still think of making love now. She withdrew and he feared that it was over already but she only slipped out of her clothes. The hair on her head had started to grow again, he saw, and her body was fine, pale and sleek. She guided her hand to her moist womanhood in between her thighs and showed him where to touch her.


“This is wrong, we shouldn't...” He protested as she pulled his robes over his head.


Then she straddled him and leaned forward into another kiss. Her hand found his cock and guided him inside her. He had dreamed of this. He had wanted this ever since she touched his cheek that day they had first met Janna. He had kept it hidden, even to himself. It was unfathomable to think of it and yet it was happening.


Her hips moved back and forth on him and they sighed and moaned together. The warmth of her felt so good that he would never have liked it to end. With her starting to gasp louder and louder on him, however, it wasn't long before he sprayed his seed into her.


She hugged him afterwards, for a long while, his cock still inside her. She fell asleep on his chest and he pulled her robe over both of them before finally closing his eyes.

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Chapter 16 by squashed123
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Rayadés only wanted to go back to Al'Anfa.


A huge, free port city in the far south on the east side of the continent, it had never been a safe place to live in by any measure, especially not for a slave-whore like her. But she had always liked it better than Thorwal, even though she was free here. The sailors in the south needed whores like their ships needed sails while the Thorwlash looked down upon the profession, never quite understanding it.


Though a slave, her life had been much better in Al'Anfa.


She had been born into slavery, owned by a man who owned a brothel, and had to take customers from a very young age. To please the men who believed in the twelve gods, she had been named for goddess Rahya, of lust and love, patron saint of whores and anyone who loved to make love. In many a place, especially where the Praios church's pious grip was not that tight, Rahya temples were whorehouses in their own right, but Rayadés, a slave, had never been fortunate enough to serve there.


An oily-eyed hulk of a Novadi had paid a hefty sum to consummate her maidenhead at far too young an age and left her barren, further raising her worth to the brothel when it became clear. It was either him, or one of the others afterwards, but no one had ever hurt her as much as he. In any case, she survived, even after her master had already written her off and refused any further treatment for her bleeding. And it had all turned out right in the end, or at least as right as a slave in Al'Anfa could hope for.


To her luck, she had grown beautiful, and after her body started to mature, her price rose and rose until she was unaffordable to the simple, smelling, drunk sailors and mates, and the brothel even started to advertise her as the goddess Rahya herself. Rich, fat merchant captains bathed in sweet oils and perfumes bedded her then. They paid good coin to her owner and she was allowed sweet baths, good food, the finest garb and even some jewellery. She was spared beatings and whippings too and could even afford to decline a customer if he was drunk and overly aggressive or demanded too queer things to do with her body. Some men were beasts, she had learned.


Then, one day, a rich merchant captain had bought her for his cabin and Rayadés became Augusto Calamares' property. A most successful trader of spices, he had been fat and hung with so much gold and jewels that she feared the weight of him would smother her. But he had never meant to use her the way the gods intended for men to use women, not even the other parts men had enjoyed before the cruel Novadi had deflowered her. Augusto never touched any of those parts.


He meant to sail through the Golden Bay, the Sylla Straights, the Bay of the Alemites, around Cape Brabak, all the way up to through the Askan Sea and past the Cyclops Isles to the Horasian city of Kuslik where the merchant wanted to sell his hold and load perfumes, oils, wine, ambergris and steel to sell back in Al'Anfa. His ship was a mighty, Horasian carrack, accompanied by two cogs with hulls full to bursting, and four dromons, rowed by slaves, with sell-swords to fend off dangers.


But Al'Anfa was always listening, and so, word of the fortune at sea reached some mighty corsair's ears. The attack ended with the pirate fleet destroyed but also three dromons lost and burning. Not wanting to attract any more unwanted attention, Rayadés' new master decided against seeking replacement in Hôt-Alem, Khefu or Brabak, for these smaller towns were even more notorious for their criminality. It served them well, for they were able to get all the way into Horasian waters without another attack, though a mighty storm claimed the last Dromon and a Cog in the Askan Sea.


The fighting ships had been hired, not owned, by Augusto, and so he got around having to pay the sell-swords the second half of their fee which compensated for the loss of the Cog with the insurance on top as profit. Rayadés learned these things from her owner, for he had no one else to talk to. His wife was somewhere on land, with children that barely knew him and so he shared all that troubled him in great detail with her during their lavish dinners. He was always most forthcoming to her, and almost cared for her like a husband, even though she was his property.


But after the dinners, there was no sleeping with him like man and wife. After the table was cleared and all ears and eyes were without, he would undress and don queer leather strings and metal rings that made him look like an animal. Rayadés had to stand tall and call him a little, dirty pig and other things while he crawled on all fourths, oinked and rubbed his fat body on her legs, kissed her feet and grunted with pleasure when she was beating him with lashes, switches and sticks.


Somehow, he found that more pleasurable than anything else in the world. Insecure, she had tried to please him with her mouth once, but he had only smiled, shaken his head and turned to sleep. It was all terribly confusing, but other than the absurd tasks she had to perform at night she was treated well enough over their months long voyage.


Then the Thorwalsh had come.


Their swift and terrible longships had meant to raid the proud but backwards people of the Cyclops Isles who lived off the splendour their lands had once possessed hundreds or thousands of years ago and had deteriorated to be a destination where wealthy Horasians liked to send their children to let them see what life was like in the antique, fallen empires of old.


Rayadés had hidden in Augusto's cabin and cried as the fearsome, bearded men and screaming women came over the railing and started butchering people. She didn't remember how many gods she had prayed to before the bloody axe smashed down her door. Two meters tall Bjorn Olafsson had stepped forward, buried his axe in her owner's skull and started to take her on the table.


She would have let herself be taken freely, she was used to that. But Bjorn Olafsson insisted on smashing her face to a pulp with his fists first, before putting it in her.


A woman, Hjalga Juttasdottir, had put an end to it only long enough to ask if she was a slave.


And then they had freed her. Oh, how they went on about it. Freedom was everything, slavery was evil, but that didn't stop them from making slaves of their own. They called them thralls but Rayadés never saw the difference other than that a thrall's children were born free where a slave's were not. Since she had been a slave, they insisted that she had to be free now, however.


Nonetheless they took her with them, on their cold and windy longships, up to their cold and windy north. Rayadés hated the Thorwalsh. They looked down on her and insisted she be grateful to them at the same time, cheerful even, because she was free now and that was supposed to be so fantastic. Their women belittled her especially. When a man wanted to have a shield-maiden, she'd fight him, beat him. If he overpowered her, they'd mate. If she overpowered him, they'd most often mate too unless she wasn't in the mood. They could fight and brawl over everything, including what names their children should carry. Violence was a part of their everyday interactions.


Bjorn had left Rayadés' face bruised and scared but he had her a number of times more. She gave herself to him, and he provided a certain degree of protection in return. The other women wouldn't please the men with their mouths either, finding it demeaning. They hated Rayadés for it, while Bjorn laughed and shared stories about it with the other men.


In any case, she had been seasick for most of the voyage and had even hoped to die in one of the many storms. After catching a cold and fever by the wetness and cold, Bjorn lost interest as well. When they docked in Thorwal half a year ago they had kicked her off the ship with absolutely nothing but the clothes on her back.


Rayadés would have starved if she had not gone back to whoring all on her own. Thorwalsh almost never frequented her. Paying for a woman's body was beneath them. It had to be conquered by force, either against hers or her protector's. So, she was back to servicing sailors of the ships and river galleys that came here to trade, which weren't nearly as many as in Al'Anfa.


Most of these men were Garethians and Andergastians, but also some from farther places. The whores of Thorwal mirrored that. Some Garethian, Andergastian or Nostrian women had settled here to try their luck. Some Horasian women had been taken from their homes and simply been released here, as had others from further south, some of whom had been slaves before and 'freed' as Rayadés had. The competition was tough, especially as of late when the stoneoak trade had started to die down on account of war and turmoil in the neighbouring kingdoms.


She did not have any friends here. Most common people despised her because she was a whore, or because she was a foreigner or because of her darker skin. Everyone here was a white-skinned northerner, except for two of the whores but they hated Rayadés because she was fishing in their pond of sailors who preferred exotic women.


The food was the worst. There was no wine that she could afford, only mead and the occasional bitter ale. The fish were not large and fat as they were in Al'Anfa but small, scrawny things, as were the crabs and shrimp. The mussels were black on the outside and bitter on the inside and no one here had probably ever even heard of oysters other than on one of their raiding voyages south.


Meat was too expensive for her on most days, only sometimes she could eat a little pork or the horribly salty mutton stew. Thorwal was not a barren land but agriculture was left mostly to thralls and not very developed. There was half-decent bread and a few vegetables to be had, but barely any fruit, not like in Al'Anfa where there had always been fruit-platters to nibble from after she had made her rise to the wealthier part of the brothel. Even the apples were sour here, though the pears were sweet but so mealy that she found them hard to enjoy too.


She hated this place and had wished nothing more than to return south. Such a voyage was costly however. Too costly. And after Bjorn's fists had left her face, Rayadés was apparently not pretty enough any more to become a captain's cabin girl on beauty alone. The foreign captains that landed here did not have near the wealth of those in the south too and most were very superstitious about women on board as well.


She had been able to save up a few coppers and a single silver coin, not nearly enough and she was already living on her savings to eat because of the lack of customers. And as it seemed, her hatred of the place had been justified. Maybe she should have tried to go over land, she thought. Perhaps she could have whored herself down the road, to some nicer place. But it was too late for that now.


When the colossal, young, beautiful girl had trampled into the city, everyone had started to run. Perhaps it was Rahya, Rayadés thought, come to smite this place for it's lack of appreciation for her profession. But then she had seen the titanic girl crush one of her rivals flat into the road and known that this was probably something else.


Rayadés lived in a shed by the harbour but she had been in the smugglers quarter to try and fuck a few coppers out of those who had drunk themselves through the night. When the girl had come and passed over the eastern gate, she had picked up her feet like all the others and foolishly tried to get out. There had been no way out however, and she was simply too small to elbow through the larger and burlier Thorwalers.


Rayadés had been lucky, ducking into a house just before the giant feet had flattened everyone who still tried their way out the east gate. It could only be described as bloody carnage, the fleeing masses getting trampled and stomped into the ground. When she had peered outside, she saw burst and broken bodies, blood, guts, brains everywhere. Her only thought was to get away then.


When the behemoth had passed again, trampling people down the road, she wanted to make for the winter-harbour, trying to get on a boat there and make out to sea.


She had been stupid, not thinking much other than pray and hope not to get crushed. It made sense though, such a large being couldn't possibly be able to swim. They wouldn't let her on a boat however. It was everyone for themselves except or those who tried to flee as a family or group of companions and the Thorwalsh were so much larger and stronger than Rayadés that they pushed her aside like a child.


After that, she hid in a kontor, as did many others who were forced to remain on land. She sat in the dark, hoping, praying. The Thorwalsh prayed to Swafnir. It remained to be seen if their god would come and help them. She found him an odd choice for a sea-god though. Most people believed that it was Efferd who watched over the sea and rivers and streams and it was he who shovelled the water back up after it fell over the edge of the world.


Maraskans believed in their queer twin gods Rur and Gror. To them, the world was a discus, being thrown from one to the other in eternity. That didn't make much sense. The Novadi believed in Rashtullah, with his ninety nine commandments and ninety nine other names. He seemed a good god so long as one really followed him. Any fermented drink was forbidden to them and if a man looked a woman in the eye, he had to marry her.


The Novadi that had taken Rayadés maidenhead had followed that commandment as well, however, and it did not do her much good at all. He had simply stared to the floor before turning her to face the wall and done his will upon her whilst she wept and cried in pain.


Then there were those who believed in the one god without a particular name. They were shunned, hunted and killed for heretics in the north were Praios reigned with an iron fist, but the free cities of the south were more diverse and so many of his followers gathered there. There were even demon worshippers and those who did service to ghosts, spirits and all kinds of other religions too.


The Mohr believed in spirits of large cats like tigers and the like, but when Rayadés ever saw one of their kind they were a slave ninety nine times out of a hundred. There had been a girl at the brothel in Al'anfa, a beauty with ebony dark skin, full lips and almost black eyes. One customer had taken a particular liking to her and liked to see her be touched, caressed and kissed by another girl to get his blood in motion.


Rayadés had liked the girl too, though it was often her job to touch her. Her name was Te-Hao-O-Tawera but the brothel advertised her as the 'the savage beauty'. Her tribe of seafaring Mohr had been caught by slavers but her beauty had saved her from the brutality of the plantations. They had talked often and Rayadés wondered what may have become of her.


She was probably still there, she guessed, leading the best live Rayadés had ever known. Sure, they were slaves and their work was to sleep with men, wash, and do it again, but they satisfied both customers and their owners and had their needs taken care of in return. Being free meant taking care of one's own needs, providing for oneself. Rayadés would have been willing to trade her freedom for the live she had lost any moment of the day. Even in charge of one's own endeavours, every person was but a slave to circumstance and that turned out much better for some people than others.


She realized that her life was flashing before her eyes. Some men said, that this often happened before one was dying. A jewelled corsair captain with a broad muscled chest and gold-tooth smile had told her that, after she had pleasured him so enthusiastically with her mouth that the man grabbed his heart and amicably swore he was dying. Men of the south could often be very charming, not like here.


Rayadés did not want to die. She listened. It had gotten a little quieter outside, the crashing and screaming died down.


On her way outside, she saw silver coins stacked on a table. Perhaps someone had been counting them when the monstrous girl had attacked, she thought, and now they just sat there, abandoned and forgotten. She gathered her skirt and shoved them in the pocket she created. It was heavy. Her heart fluttered. Maybe it would be enough to buy passage south. Now she needed only to survive the terrible giantess.


What did she want anyway, Rayadés thought. Was there a reason why she was destroying this city or did she do it out of pure malice? She was talking, the whole city had heard it. She was taunting them before killing them but if she could talk maybe there was a way to reason with her. Maybe she just hated Thorwalsh like Rayadés did. Her words did not indicate that and she seemed to kill everyone indiscriminately.


Rayadés could not see her any more and had almost thought the air was clear, that she had gone. But no, she hadn't, there she was coming directly towards them in the winter-harbour. Rayadés felt her bladders let go and ran back inside the kontor, silver coins clinging as they fell to the ground.

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Chapter 17 by squashed123
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Laura was naked and wriggled her butt over the city.


“Hey little men, do you enjoy the view?” She teased.


She bent over, stretching her behind toward the ships at sea, still laying in waiting. She reached through her legs and pushed her middle finger into her cunt before withdrawing it, flipping them the bird. They probably didn't understand the gesture but that was alright. They knew she was playing with their city while they watched, helpless.


She made sure to crush houses under each step on her way to the winter harbour. Someone ran down the street in front of her, houses on each side of him collapsing under her weight. When he realized he could not outrun her, he stopped and looked up.


Laura was in full play mode. She would have sex with this city at some point, but there was no need to rush it. She had all the time in the world. They were helpless, at her mercy. She gave a wink and a smile at the runner before her foot squashed him into the pavement.


The streets on the west side of canals were cobbled, the ones on the east side were trampled dirt. Pavement held her weight much better, she noted. It didn't give in as much, even though her footprints were still visible. In the one she had created just now, the running man remained as a red splotch.


The people started to use the first barrier of rubble in the canal like a ramp to try and get out of the fenced in harbour. Ships and boats jostled each other to try and get there, little people jumping and climbing from vessel to vessel. Laura sat down square on their escape route, on top of a few unfortunate climbers who had been so close to getting out. Her butt crushed them, the rubble and the promenade, sinking into water and ground as everything was compacted beneath her weight.


Then she spread her legs. Where before a way to freedom presented itself now her pussy loomed like the gate to some horrible place of torture. They fled the other way, back onto their boats, pushing and rowing like madmen.


“What's wrong?” She asked, smiling. “Don't you like me?”


She slid forward into the basin, burying the first few boats half way beneath her thighs. Some bogged as they were pushed under and flashed back a moment later with a splash. Others sank as they filled with too much water. People fell too, but here, unlike many other places, most people knew how to swim by necessity. The entire harbour rocked with waves as her naked body displaced so much water at once. The ground beneath her butt was different than the ground of the lake at the spaceship. It wasn't mud but sand, incredibly fine to her of course, but there seemed to be large slates of rock down there too.


The water reached up to above her navel when she was all the way in.


There was one larger ship that looked like a genuine Viking dragon-boat. A longship, Laura knew. Some of these were out on the open sea as well. This one was unpainted and had no shields stacked on it's sides like they had in the cartoons. It was dismasted to be able to pass beneath the bridges over the canal and looked to be rather mediocre, nothing special. It was somewhere between fifteen and twenty centimetres long, maybe eight to ten wide and seemed to have barely any drought at all.


The similarity to the Viking ships Laura remembered from history books and popular culture was most striking however. It did make sense though. In a world with similar physical properties, a successful design was a successful design, no matter where. In the end, it was just another mind-boggling discovery, to add to all the others that would only start to be of importance once some actual help arrived. For now, it was just a toy to her.


“Pull! Pull!” Three or four people screamed on deck but not in tune with each other, creating so much confusion that the boat did not go back or forth but sat on the water, slowly turning on it's axis and pushing smaller boats aside.


The oarsmen looked like fools and their ship like a millipede on it's back, little legs crawling blindly in the air. Laura brought her hands beneath it under the water and lifted it out. The wood crackled and groaned a little but the thing was sturdily built. Now, the oarsmen tried to row even harder and that looked ridiculous enough to make Laura laugh.


When the first people started to jump overboard, she pushed the thing under with her hands. What could float did so, and what could not, sank. The ship did not have lower decks and so no one drowned except for one man who sank like a stone on account of his metal shirt.


She lifted the ship out again and used it like a Tupperware container to shovel anything that floated closer to her body. Soon, tiny hands pushed against her flat belly, a blob of people engulfing her. Then she started getting them off the smaller boats.


Her technique was simple. Push the thing under to get the people off, lift it and crush it in her hand were the falling debris wouldn't hurt anyone. It scared them enough to move closer to her though and their tiny hands almost felt like peeling. With the harbour basin as a bathtub, this could be a spa for her, Laura decided. This whole thing had started to feel like a vacation on the beach anyway, though the climate could be a tad warmer and sunnier.


“We're having a bath together, you and me.” She informed her involuntary bath-condiments.


They did not seem as cheerful as she was about that prospect however. People stood at the shore and watched in helpless horror, even though Laura had not done anything too terrible since entering the water. Those who tried to swim away from her she pulled back with her hands. The empty, dismasted ship floated nearby like a huge, wooden rubber ducky.


The harbour basin was twice as long as Laura was tall, and three times as wide at the farthest point. She lunged forward through the group of people and floating things and turned to see what that did. The water swirled terribly and seemed to have pulled a few people under. Others had been pushed by her belly and getting dragged under water as though a tanker had cruised over them.


The water temperature was cool but okay to her and it felt good to take a bath after so long.


She spread her arms to herd the swimmers, clingers and water-treading folk together again before she leaned forward into the water until her mouth was half submerged. It tasted salty. Open maw, she giggled and came for them, like a huge fish, trying to catch people with her mouth. In the underwater documentaries, the swarms that got eaten by the larger predators always stayed silent. These did not. They screamed and splashed in the water trying to get away, but they stood little chance against the giant, playing girl.


When she had caught five people, Laura rose and closed her teeth but let her lips open, letting the water run down her chin and chest. Her nipples were hard and erect.


She chewed them with an open mouth too and swallowed the salty mush.


“Aww, poor little fishies.” She pursed her lips and herded the others back together again afterwards.


She pulled on some woman's leg and held her just below the surface. The poor thing tried her best to swim back up but Laura wouldn't let her. Instead she pulled her deeper to her vagina and touched herself with her. She took very deep, conscious breaths then, knowing that her tiny toy could not.


She wasn't in a hurry either. There were so many toys to play with.


Some other tiny woman let lose a fearsome little roar and dove down towards the other, clearly in an effort to save her. She was an extraordinary swimmer by Laura's observation, for she had to dive something more than ten metres at her tiny scale to get there. When she arrived and started to try and pull off Laura's fingers rubbing the other woman onto her clit, Laura simply took her instead.


The first woman had almost drowned as she could tell by her wheezing after breaking the surface. Laura noticed that the two of them somewhat looked alike of face. The one she was holding under water now wore the common striped pants in red and white and this one wore similar ones in blue and white. Both were of brown hair, with curls, but that wasn't very uncommon in Thorwal, though blonde and red seemed to be more prevalent here than anywhere else she had seen.


They were large women to be sure. Such was not uncommon in Thorwal, but these ones were muscular to the point of almost being burly, boasting the strong bodies of warriors with shapely, large butts not unlike Janna's, and that fact seemed even more accentuated by their sailcloth britches.


When the woman with the blue pants had caught her breath, she looked down to the one that had saved her and was dying for it in turn. And she dove. Laura used the time she needed to get down there to keep the others from swimming too far off. The exact same thing happened again, the woman pulled on Laura's fingers and Laura changed toys.


This time however, the freed woman did not come back up but tried and save the other with what ever air she had left. Laura was intrigued and let both of them off this time. Holding hands all the way up, they hugged intimately as soon as they reached the air.


“You're sisters.” Laura guessed with a grin.


They turned towards her, eyes full of hate and rage. Laura grinned even wider and pulled the one with the blue pants back towards her sex. She didn't push her this time, just held her against her sweet spot.


“Let her go!” The one with the red pants screamed, pushing a lock of wet hair from her face.


She understood that Laura could do this for as long as she wanted and there wasn't a thing that could be done about it.


Laura's lips curled: “If she wants to be let go, she should give me something in return. I'll let her up when she starts licking.”


She leaned closer, looming threateningly over the tiny thing.


“You know how that works, right, pleasuring a woman? Mine works just like yours.”


“Urgh!” The woman roared in fury and dove after the other.


Laura did not need her hands for this one. The woman swam next to the other and started licking and rubbing at Laura's clitoris with her tiny, delicate hands and tongue. The pleasure was immense and immediate. Laura removed her hand and the woman with the blue pants made quick to get up to the surface. The other one did not follow.


She bit her lips as her breaths became quicker.


“What did you do to her?!” The woman demanded from below.


“Guess.” Laura winked at her and devoured a tiny man she had fished out of the water.


Her herd of swimmers was dissolving again but she didn't care about them any more. She leaned back and enjoyed. Blue pants was down and took over for her sister who swam back to the surface to get air.


“You do this well, the two of you.” Laura commented with a gasp.


The two spent a while pleasuring Laura together, then one came up, got air and returned down, then vice versa. Laura closed her eyes and stopped noticing. Their tiny hands and tongues worked magic on her and it wasn't long before she was slowly bucking back and forth, rocking the water in the basin along with her. She hadn't planned to cum this early, but as it happened it would.


“Faster.” She gasped to one of them when it was their turn to catch breath.


And so they did as they were bid.


“Oh, ah, yes...” Laura moaned and the harbour shook with her spasms. “Ah!”


She bit her lips and arched her back, her hand cramping on the bottom of the lake. She was aware that she was having such an intimate moment to the eyes and ears of a whole city, or what she had left of it anyway. She had killed so absurdly many people, trampling them like ants. No, not quite like ants, she thought. Stepping on ants wasn't nearly as much fun.


Her fingers closed around something large and hard, three quarters buried in the ground. She took it out, raising it to her gaze. It was a rock, grey and massive, maybe as long as one and a half cigarettes on top of each other and slightly bulbous, so wide that she could little more than wrap her hand around it at the thickest part. The surface was smooth and showed the mark of hammers, it's base wide and flat enough to allow it to stand. The object had captured her fascination in a heartbeat.


It was just the shape of that thing she had been missing all this while.


Her orgasm prolonged by her eager, tiny service-women. They were underwater and had no idea Laura was already there. They licked and touched her on like little love-robots, while she moaned and rocked in ecstasy. But this could get better yet. With both hands she reached around her legs and pushed the rock inside herself. It was cold, but felt so wonderfully fulfilling that she started to love it immediately. It was so long since something this large had entered her. The next best thing had been Janna's fingers. It gathered heat from her body quickly as she started to fuck herself with it.


Now she was screaming towards the sky. Her hips bucked hard and threw her tiny lovers off. It didn't matter. Her second orgasm trampled over the first to propel her into even higher spheres of satisfaction. When she stopped, her whole body was shaking and she needed a long time to gather herself. She felt hot, as though she was in fever, and a feeling a sense of sublime relaxation spread in her that had her lean back and moan softly.


The tiny women tried to catch the chance and get away but Laura caught them and hugged them against her breast with a crazy sense of gratitude. She wanted them to be close to her, to cuddle them. If she had been able to rest her head on their chests that would have been best, but they were too small, so she did the next best thing. In the heat of the moment she loved them so much that she threatened to crush them to paste against her tits. She would have loved to, but then they would have been dead.


She drew them to a more comfortable distance and smiled warmly at them, still panting, sweat on her brow. The two glared back at her in boiling disgust.


“Oh, you were fantastic!” Laura told them and raised the rock in her hands. “You, and this!”


They exchanged a most uncomfortable glance: “This is Swafnir's penis!”


Laura disbelieved her ears before she burst out giggling and almost dropped the thing.


“Swafnir's penis?” She echoed.


“The priests had it sunk here!” The woman with the red pants was clearly awkward. “To impregnate the flood! Put it back, it does not belong to you!”


So that was why the thing looked so much like a cock, Laura chuckled in her mind. Sinking a rock in the sea as a 'penis to impregnate the flood' sounded more like the work of some hipster artist rather than a Viking ritual.


“So...” She raised an eyebrow and tilted the rock in her hand. “You mean to tell me I just fucked myself with your god's cock?”


“Put it back!” The one with the red pants protested. “We did the disgusting thing you asked of us, put it back and let us go! You had your fun, monster!”


Laura could use the stone cock as a mortar and pulverize the tiny female with it with it, but she felt much too grateful to her and the other and she loved her new-found toy too much to let any of them go.


'Who said there was no cock to be had on Saturn Seven?' She smiled. 'And better yet a god's cock, though it's not the largest one I've seen.'


It would serve as a dildo however and if she wanted something bigger, she could just force some people to make it for her. The idea had never crossed her mind before which seemed stupid in retrospect. Perhaps it had just been too trivial to think of it.


“I think I'm keeping it.” She told the women and lifted them from below. “And you too. I'm afraid you'll have to do that disgusting thing again. We can do it on dry land next time if that's easier for you.”


When she lifted them to her face they twitched away as much as they could, but Laura's wet kiss on their heads they could not help but endure.


“You slimy daughter of a Horasian whore!” It burst out of the one with the red pants.


Laura giggled: “Hey, if I wasn't sitting in water you'd be the slimy one, you little harlot.”


“If you don't want to let us go then better kill us now!”


Somehow, it stung in Laura's heart that her grateful gentleness wasn't well received.


“I could snap your little necks with my fingernail.” She threatened. “I could drag you down and pleasure myself with you until you drown, or I could shove you up inside me and see what your god's cock and my womanhood do to you, the next time I have my fun with it.”


The idea seemed quite intriguing. What would happen, she asked herself. Maybe, the little person would simply suffocate within her, but it's fight for death might be a pleasurable experience still. And if it got in between her and her dildo, especially whilst her sex organ was clamping down on it? She remembered how she and Janna had rubbed a person to a smear in between them, making love. Laura could have little people be tied to the shaft before putting it inside her too. The possibilities were endless and infinitely horrible for her would-be victims.


“We are grateful that you do not kill us!” The other tiny woman intervened.


'Do' not 'did' Laura noted with a smirk. This one was smarter and more reasonable than the other.


“But we worry about our families' whereabouts! We would like to go to our homestead and look for our loved ones!”


All passive, no accusations, though it was clear that only Laura could be responsible for it if they were dead. It was sneaky, but Laura decided to play along.


“I'm sorry if I hurt anyone.” She lied so hypocritically that even she herself was cringing.


There were flattened corpses in the streets all over and her belly was still crawling full of people.


“Where was your home?”


She shouldn't have used past tense, she realized a moment later. It sounded like she was being cruel on purpose.


“The northern enclosure in the outer walls!” The other woman replied quickly, seemingly agreeing with the other's plan. “You can set us down there or here, we will be fine on our own!”


'Still a bit too rash.' Laura thought.


“I'm sorry, I think I trampled everything there quite thoroughly.” She apologised with a frown. “But I don't think I saw anyone get killed.”


That last part was a blatant lie. The other enclosures suffered less deaths perhaps because their inhabitants were fleeing, but the one the small women were speaking of she had trampled first and entirely and snuffed out many tiny lives inside the palisade fence. If they were genuinely worried about their family maybe they could still scrape out bits of them from the tread of Laura's sneakers. Maybe there were other members of their family still in the city who had not been in the compound when Laura demolished and flattened it but that was not the point here.


“We'd like to look for ourselves.” The woman with the blue pants pressed her luck. “We would be so grateful to you...”


“Hey, if you lived in that enclosure, you must be part of a hetman's family!?” Laura interjected with a raised brow.


“Th...that is so!” The woman replied proudly after an insecure look to the other. “I am Arva Hjettisdottir, this is my sister Bera! Our aunt is the hetwoman Sigyn, our mother the hetwoman Svenja Ferasdottir, both daughters of the great Svenja Skullbreaker!”


She was trying to impress with their renown, but none of the names rang any bells with Laura.


“Jarl Kalf told me to kill all the hetmen's families.” She frowned. “But I must say, I like you two.”


“Who in Swafnir's name is Jarl Kalf?!” One sister nattered to the other.


Tiny Arva did not seem to be able to decide how to respond right away.


“Why do you want to kill all the hetman's families?” She asked after some consideration. “The city would fall into chaos!”


“Exactly.” Laura frowned again. “But Kalf wanted to be king. Don't worry, he got what he deserved.”


“There has never been and shall never be a king in Thorwal!” Bera exclaimed in defiance.


Arva's voice on the other hand was pleading, incredibly unbecoming of a Thorwlash: “So why did you come to destroy us anyway?”


On a closer look she seemed to be slightly older than her sister but both of them would have been in their late twenties or near enough.


Laura gave her weighing look: “You don't like the taste of your own cooking, do you?”


She had forgotten the word for medicine if she had ever learned it. The people on this planet used it terribly scarcely. They said healing or alchemy, potion or anything Peraine-related instead. Not in Thorwal of course. Most of these people did not believe in Peraine or any other of the twelve gods.


Neither of the tiny girls knew what Laura meant.


“I seldom cook.” Arva began insecurely but Laura cut her off with an understanding smile.


She knew this type of conversation, it always came down to it at some point and until she encountered a people that was as meek as a lamb and never preyed upon their weaker neighbours or subjects she had her arguments ready. She'd be able to win this quickly and without any violence at all.


“Imagine a fisher in some village your people are raiding. What would you tell him if he asked why you came and destroyed his village, killed his people and so on?”


“I'd bury my axe in his skull before he could say anything and take his fishes!” Bera proclaimed proudly.


“My point exactly.” Laura smiled. “Consider yourself properly raided.”


The realization swept over both of them in an instant and made them look so dumbstruck that Laura couldn't help but giggle again. Maybe some inhabitants of some of Thorwal's villages knew what it meant to be raided. These two comparatively high-born little ladies of the city had no idea what it meant at all.


“Doesn't feel very good when someone does this to you, does it?”


Laura pulled the tiny ship closer and put the two helpless and puzzled women on it's deck.


“But it is what we do!” Arva tried desperately. “It is what we have always done!”


Laura shrugged: “Then you don't get to complain when someone does it to you, am I right?”


She nodded meekly after a short while.


“Don't look so dread.” Laura took pity with her. “Your people put on a brave fight, some at least. It just wasn't enough.”


“So, you have captured us, what do you want to do with us then?”


It was Bera who spoke and her voice sounded more considerate for once. At that moment, the sun came out, and a comfortable warmth spread on Laura's skin.


“I like this place.” She shrugged. “I'll be a while longer. I can't promise there will be anything left when I'm gone though.”


“How can we convince you to spare us?” Arva asked softly after she collected herself.


“You two did me a great service, I don't think I'm going to kill you.”


“The city, I mean.” She clutched the railing of the ship in desperation.


Laura leaned back in the water, considering.


“Is there something you could give me that I could not take by force?”


Arva stared at the water, her face crumbling up as she wrecked her little brains.


“We could offer ourselves freely to you, if you like us?” She finally offered but the insecurity seeped through her voice like water through a damp cloth.


“That's not enough.” Laura shook her head. “I guess you can just hope and pray that I move on at some point and not flatten all of this before I go.”


She gestured towards the city all around them without looking.


Bera's eyes narrowed and she stepped to the railing next to her sister. Defiance was written all over her tiny face and a sudden, strange aura of victory surrounded her. Laura felt a sense of insecurity, but told herself that she was probably just playing mind games.


“Do you know why we don't linger in places after we raided them?” She asked strongly.


“Because it's all smashed up and you wrecked the place?” Laura asked in return.


“No.” Bera shook her head with knowing smile. “Sometimes there is more food that we can carry and the men can entertain themselves with their women. We could live in their homes for a while and feast every single day before we moved on. Why don't we?”


“Then it's because you fear an army or a fleet of the land you raided would come and fall all over you while you were drunk, full and your men were half-way up inside some poor fishwives?”


“That's part of it.” The woman admitted. “And of course we want to move on and gather more of the choicer loot. But the main part is that their dead start to smell and their villages would break down if we stayed. Think about it, no one cleans anything or goes about their work, the dead are rotting and getting eaten by dogs. It wouldn't be a nice place to be within a single day.”


“You could force the survivors to do anything.” Laura retorted. “Or bury them yourselves.”


“That would defeat the whole purpose of it.” Bera argued. “I thought the point was to live a lazy life for a few days, without any worries? Isn't that what you have in mind with us?”


She went on, formulating the exact thoughts as they were forming in Laura's head.


“Think of all the people you killed. They will be rotting by tomorrow. Soon, an unbearable stench will fill the city. The living shit where they hide and get ill, flies will be on everything and everyone you consume. What will you do then, kill all of us and move on? Tell me, how much joy is there in smashing a rotten foe?”


Laura chewed on her lip. What she said was right. Her tiny spa of a city could turn sour and smelly quickly if it wasn't maintained. Arva looked at her sister as though she was seeing her in an entirely new light.


“So, what do you propose?” Laura asked then.


Bera's aura of victory grew even larger and the sun was shining on her head, giving her an airy glow.


“Let us be your hosts, your servants, your thralls, for as long as you stay. Let us clean the streets and bury the slain, go about our daily routines as much as we can. Do not let us cease to exist.”


“So, all of this city will become my willing slaves until I move on? You know I will not stop killing people, right, no matter how pleasant you make my stay.”


“We ask only that there is something left of it when you go. You may slay anyone, as is your right as a conqueror. But, please, do not wipe us out.”


The idea was not half-bad but it seemed impossible that they could agree to such.


“Why?” Laura asked pointedly. “I learned that Thorwalsh despised servitude. I thought you would rather die than be slaves, or even surrender?”


That that was more talk than walk for most of them, she had already learned, however. In face of the awesome might that was she, most of them dropped their arms along with their pride, tucked tail and ran.


When Bera's pride was challenged, her face turned into an uncomfortable grimace but she swallowed it bravely enough.


“Because without this city there is no Thorwal!” She proclaimed. “Our lands stretch far, far to the north, and there are many villages. But this city is the heart of our people. Without it, there is not much left of us in the world, nothing that could muster up enough strength to face our enemies!”


It made sense, Laura supposed, but she wanted to test Bera's sudden conviction a little further. In the process, she argued for a position she did not really hold, a fact that had almost escaped her.


“But many escaped.” She pointed out. “And that Olaf guy is going to come back from the south, eventually. You could die more honourable deaths, I suppose, and let the rebuilding of this place fall to their hands.”


“We wish to give them something to come back to.” Bera argued. “Anyone you spare is a pair of hands at work after you are gone.”


That was good enough for Laura.


“You haggle quite well.” She smiled. “I agree to your proposal and I promise I won't wipe this place off the map.”


She narrowed her eyes and chose a deeper more threatening tone of voice for what she added next.


“If you try to cross me, say, make off with as many people as you can, I will wreck this place until everything is plain with the ground. And then I'll hunt you down and kill all of you and come back here and shit and piss on every inch of this city until it becomes a swamp.”


The tiny woman swallowed hard: “By Swafnir, I promise that we will not cross you!”


“Good then.” Laura's face lit up cheerfully. “I assume you will want to clean up my mess right away?”


“Bera look!” Arva exclaimed.


She had gone to the end of the ship and peered towards the strand. It was filled with people, hundreds of them, watching their conversation in dead silence. Laura turned around to see even more people behind her where the winter-harbour was less densely filled with storehouses, boat sheds and kontors. She did not know how much they had been able to hear, but they must have known something was up. Voices carried far over water.


“We will need to speak to our people and tell them of this!” Bera informed Laura.


“I fear they'll run as soon as I go there, umm.” She replied, thinking. “Also, will they listen to your words? Do you hold any power here?”


“Let us worry about that!” Bera reassured her. “Our people know us! We will be able to convince them! If not, you will know soon enough!”


“Alright.” Laura nodded and changed position so that she was facing the centre of the harbour as she had in the beginning.


She reached out a hand and pushed the toy ship towards the people, observing with interest how it would turn out. On the side, she bathed in the sun and splashed around in the water, finally able to enjoy her bath in silence. Bera and Arva, propelled by her little push towards the shore, had been able to save a lot of people, first by making her cum, then by talking to her and they'd be able to save even more if they could convince their people of that plan they had hatched. By any rights, that should make them famous for generations to come, all throughout Thorwal.

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Chapter 18 by squashed123
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“In the end, it always comes down to it.” Was a common saying in the brothel.


Rayadés had known the truth of it for long. Near all men craved the pleasure of flesh as did many women. She herself had always regarded it as work, first and foremost, though she could not deny that a charming man could give her real pleasure if he wanted to. If he wasn't able to, she faked it all the same, if that was what he wanted. All men liked to think of themselves as gods in that respect and it was her duty to make them believe that they had satisfied her, impressed her, yes, sheer overwhelmed her.


Rayadés was good at that, good enough to be able to tell that what she heard out in the harbour basin was real. She had to look what was happening. It took a while to figure it out. The women she knew for Arva and Bera Hjettisdottir, part of the closest thing the Thorwlash had to nobility, were pleasing the giant young woman underwater with what could only be their hands and mouths like little whores. There was no man present to witness the play though, at least no paying one.


Many other people were sneaking out of hiding to witness the spectacle. For all their looking down on Rayadés' profession, Arva and Bera performed well, she could see. It had a sense of sweet justice to see the two proud hetman's daughters have to perform such a, to them, degrading task. Oh, how much they had to hate it.


The conversation that followed was hard to understand. They understood the giantess' words well enough, but Arva's and Bera's words they could only hear glimpses of. It took so long, and the giantess seemed so peaceful during it, that by the end everyone trapped in the harbour came out to listen.


From what Rayadés had been able to gather, they had haggled out a queer sort of deal. When the two women came to shore on a boat that the giant girl had pushed towards them, people crowded around to hear their words. Rayadés did not want to go, instead she tried to get to the blocked gate of the harbour, trying to find if maybe there was a way through.


Someone pushed her though and two Thorwalsh dragged and shoved her along.


“She said there is no fleeing, whore.” They hissed and Rayadés had no choice but to follow.


Arva and Bera were being besieged with questions already.


“What does she want?”


“Will she spare us?”


“Where are the hetmen, what says the Ottaskin?”


Bera was standing on the bow in front of her sister over the crowd of people and spread her arms to bid them silence.


“We have been conquered!” She announced. “Our city has been conquered! The giantess agrees to not wipe us out if we do as she commands!”


“What does she want?” Someone asked and “How can we trust her?” another.


Arva spread her arms now and raised her voice in support for her sister: “She means to remain in this city as our conqueror for a while! We will start to clean up and rebuild now and do what ever she asks of us! No one will try to flee, or you will doom us all! Not all of us will survive this, but if there is to be a Thorwal tomorrow, you must do as we say!”


On the other end of the harbour in front of the canal, the giant girl was filling her mouth with water and spitting it out in a pointed jet, lazily observing their discussion. People had been devoured by that mouth, Rayadés was painfully aware.


“How can we trust this monster?!” An old, haggard man shouted.


“We're powerless to stop her!” A woman turned to shout at him. “Shut your mouth unless you have a better idea!”


“We need to clear the streets of the dead first, then gather food for everyone!” Bera announced. “We do not know how long she intends to stay, we need something to eat for ourselves in the meantime! There will be time for you to look for your loved ones, I promise, but that time is not now! Spread the word amongst each other and spread it to the ones you encounter in the streets! Perhaps they have seen whom you look for and they need to know of everything we have said!”


“We can't even get out the bloody harbour!” A voice rough as sand complained.


“Aye, we will see about that!” Arva reassured them. “I remind you again not to try to flee! If she finds out she will kill us, you heard her say so! Can I get an aye?!”


There was split second of absolute silence before the affirmation but that was enough to fill everyone's hearts with doubt.


“Listen!” Arva said before a pregnant pause. “These are dark times ahead of us, but we must fight through this and survive, for Thorwal's sake!”


“Also, try not to bog when she is close to us!” Bera added. “I know the fear is in your hearts, my sister and I feel the same, but the giantess could see it as a slight!”


That was much to ask, Rayadés thought, but maybe necessary if they meant to survive. They were all in this together now, like people on a boat caught in storm. Bera jumped off the ship and Arva followed. The feet of the strong, tall women left visible dents in the sand where they landed. A regular Thorwalsh was an impressive sight to other people, tall and broadly built, strong, muscled and hard, but they faded in comparison to the titanic girl that was sprawling leisurely in the harbour's waters, even though her features seemed softer and more feminine to theirs.


“On to the gate, we will dig our way out, this is our first task!” Bera commanded briskly.


“Oh, yeah? Who died and made you hetwoman?!”


The talker was another hetman's son, of another family. The whole concept of who belonged to which family could be confusing in Thorwal, because no one carried family names. Boys carried their fathers' names after their own with a '-son' behind it. Girls similarly carried their mothers' names with '-dottir' as a suffix, meaning daughter in the local dialect. 'Arva Hjettisdottir' by example meant 'Arva, daughter of Hjetti' but there was no telling which Hjetti was meant unless Hjetti's full name was mentioned. But that still didn't give any definitive indication as to their family as a whole.


Then there were titles gained from renown that were more or less unique like Hjalmar Boyfucker or Svenja Skullbreaker. Those were easy. But on the other hand, there were also the Someonesons, someone's sons, which was the common name given to foundlings. Boys of whom it was unclear who had fathered them carried their mother's names, but sometimes daughters carried their fathers names too, for whatever reason.


It was as stupid as it was confusing and a real hassle to foreigners who were looking for one particular person anywhere in Thorwal.


But the members of the three large families that made up the Ottaskin of hetmen were all notables, prominence, famous throughout the city and subject of most of the daily gossip. She knew this one as Thorgun Ragnoldson, a young and still markedly unspectacular boy of maybe sixteen. He did not belong to hetman Olaf's family, that much she knew as well, for all the chief hetman's sons were without after Thorsten Olafson had left for Andergast.


“Your family must do it's duty too, Ragnoldson.” Arva retorted him. “We, the consorts of the hetmen, should lead our people out of this storm by example. Now shut your mouth and follow!”


“My family didn't agree to this!” He protested arrogantly. “You have no power over me?! And the Ottaskin has not decided either!”


“The Ottaskin is a pile of rubble, I saw it with mine own eyes!” Someone tried to reason. “Our boats need captains now, boy!”


He referred to leadership rather than actual boats, Rayadés understood, because there were no boats left in sight except for the one that had carried the Hjettisdottirs to shore. Bera glared at the boy with dark, shimmering eyes. She was well renowned for her whale-rage, the quick temper the Thorwalsh were infamous for, all the way down to Al'Anfa. She was quick to anger and quick with her fists and strong.


“This is not the time for doubts and votes, but a time for action!” Arva concurred. “If you don't want to lead with us, then follow! But I know your father and uncles think that you have more in you than that!”


“But-” The boy opened his mouth in protest one too many a time.


Bera marched forward in a heartbeat and slammed her fist onto the boys nose which exploded in a splatter of blood. The satisfied look on her face as she struck him down was chilling to Rayadés' bones.


“Oh, and down he goes!” A massive voice cheered from the water.


They all spun in utter panic. The giant girl was almost atop them. Rayadés cowered on the ground, shaking, looking around unable to decide were to run and hide. Some people started running, forgetting everything the Hjettisdottirs had said.


“Don't flee, don't flee!” Arva called out, her voice scared and quivering.


“Do not run!” Bera roared, sounding like the storm itself.


That resonated with all of them, even Rayadés, and the people stopped in their tracks. Terribly slowly a hand stretched out over them and two fingers extended, gingerly moving towards Thorgun Ragnoldson before lifting him up by a leg. His clothes were wet for he had tried to flee through the harbour but lucky enough to be able to swim away from the giantess. A trickle of blood ran down from the ruin of his nose and pitched onto the ground, crimson red.


“Nice hit.” The giant girl commented and moved her hand to dangle the boy back and forth.


He was dead out cold. The silence was deafening and only Rayadés let out a scream when the boy was dropped to the ground from three meters high. He landed on his side with a crack, his arm sprawled beneath him, bent at an impossible angle. Next, the huge rock the giantess had used to fill herself in lack of a man her size came into view. She placed it's bottom square on top of the boy's body while he was still breathing. With more cracks and the terrible squelch of a young skull the rock's weight settled.


It had not moved down all the way though, and so the giantess gave it a push until some of Thorgun Ragnoldson came squirting out from underneath it, squashed to paste. Rayadés bent over sideways and wretched out what little food she had in her.


“Urgh, now that's disgusting.” The giantess said, amused yet still audibly appalled.


Rayadés was yanked up by the back of her hair clenched in a grip of iron fingers. She screeched in pain and tried to fight them but her small, soft hands were much too weak for Bera's.


“Do not anger her you worthless, weak, little, dirt-skinned, southern whore!” She growled into Rayadés ear.


She was tossed down towards the water, towards the giant monster that killed people. Her head was spinning, her heart racing so quickly that she was sure it would burst. The world turned before her eyes and she couldn't even see straight. What had she done to deserve this? She had never wanted to come here! She had never wanted to be freed! These Thorwalsh had taken everything from her and now they tossed her to the monster like a lamb to the lions.


“Don't say that.” The giantess scolding echoed in her head.


For a moment Rayadés thought that she could hear her thoughts but as it turned out, the giantess was not talking to her.


“She can't do anything about the colour of the skin she was born with. To think so is just stupid.”


“She's a whore!” Rayadés could hear Bera's proud voice talk down over her cowering body. “She was the slave of some fat captain before we freed her but instead of showing some gratitude, she lingers dirty in our city, whoring herself out to sailors and besmirching us with her presence! You can kill her now and do this us a great favour!”


She had spoken with vile, dripping hatred in her mouth but that was nothing against the thunderstorm that brewed in Rayadés' chest. By all rights she should keep her head down, sob and hope for a quick death by the giantess. But Rayadés couldn't bear dying without at least once finally telling these proud, self-righteous Thorwalsh what she thought about them. It burst out of her like magma from the mouths of the famous, cursed mountains of Charypkaloth and Umvuurbul.


“I never asked to be freed!” She turned and screamed so loudly that her voice was tearing. “I hate all of you you stinking, murdering whale-worshippers! My owner was good and loving man who gave me anything I could ask for and you murdered him and raped me like the animals you are and not even paid me! Your city is a pig barn, a disgrace to all mankind! I hope she kills all of you, everyone! I curse you, I curse you, I curse you, may your god be caught and roasted over a fire and be devoured by her like the stupid fish he is!”


Bera stood and stared at her aghast for a moment before blind rage filled her eyes.


'Yes!' Rayadés thought sweetly. 'Beat me to death with those huge fists of yours, see if that makes you less of an animal, you cunt! That way, the giantess won't get me!'


But a huge finger came out of nowhere and pushed the raging Thorwal-bitch away.


“Leave her to me.”


The voice crushed all hopes of death by Bera's hands at once. Rayadés cried bitterly and accepted her fate. She faced forward, hidden behind her hair and awaited anything the giant girl would do to her. She only hoped it wouldn't be too long.


Snot ran down from her nose and she watched it dangle in front of her face like a thread.


“Off with you.” The giantess commanded above and she could hear her lift out of the water and crawl over a storehouse in the way, toppling it noisily.


Then there were more noises, the people wandering off, more crashing and clattering. Rayadés didn't care. It wasn't long before the huge girl came back and slipped back into the water, creating waves that drenched Rayadés' skirt.


Yes, the waiting was uncomfortable but sometimes a whore had to wait before a customer was ready to consume what she had to offer. Huge fingers came from either side and crushed her torso in between them. Rayadés let herself be taken. She was lifted up, high over the water in front of that huge face where giant, curious eyes studied her. She hung limp in the giantess grasp, unmoving, like beneath a rough, drunk sailor who only meant spend his seed, quickly, before sleeping.


“You're all dirty.” The giant girl noted and she was lowered softly into the salty water and let go.


She never learned how to swim. Whores did not need to be able to, the bath tubs and pools in the brothel where they sometimes serviced their customers were all shallow enough to stand in. She had seen people swim, here in Thorwal, when they had their stupid contests of swimming and diving but she did not know how they did it. She paddled with her arms, her legs stiffening beneath her in panic.


Already, her air was running out. Of all the possible deaths, she had thought drowning to be the least likely. Gasping, she swallowed a mouthful of seawater and gagged and cringed at it before the giant hand came from below and lifted her out.


“Why didn't you tell me you can't swim?!”


The question didn't make any sense at all. Rayadés was on all fourths, coughing up seawater from her lungs. She felt so tiny and forlorn on the huge hand that she wondered why the giantess didn't do away with her and crush her puny little body to nothing in her grasp.


“You're shaking.”


The fingers pinched clumsily at her dress and she was yanked upwards before the hand she had been sitting on came and pulled at the other end. It ripped slowly, though the giantess could have ripped it to shreds as easily as ripping out Rayadés arms and legs, no doubt. When it tore apart entirely she plunged into the sea below, the northern water ice cold on her skin. But she was lifted out again a moment after.


If she giantess wanted her to be naked, than so be it, she thought dully in her head. It didn't matter. She was already dead inside, her last words spoken.


“You don't belong here.” The giantess noted with an icy sense of curiosity in her voice.


The sun never beat as hot here as it did in Al'Anfa but Rayadés could still feel it on her skin, warming her. If only she could feel the sun of home one more time, by that window beneath the silk canopy where she liked to gaze out into the world. If only she could listen once more to the exciting stories men told her after they had had her.


She could almost feel the hot, humid wind that blew so often when it came from inland over the jungles, palm-tree forests and plantations. No, she could definitely feel it and it even had that hint of sea-salt on it.


'Am I dead?' She thought for a queer moment and lifted her head.


This wasn't so bad. But no, she was still where she was, and it was the cruel, giant girl, blowing on her for some reason.


“Where are you from?” She asked, almost softly, even though her voice shook Rayadés to the core.


She looked up. Huge brown eyes looked down upon her, but there was more in them, flakes of gold, copper, emerald and tourmaline. The eyes of a monster, a demon, some terrible creature. The eyes of a goddess. The eyes of a giant girl.


“I know you speak the language, you angry little thing...”


She sounded soft and friendly but there was a hint of dangerous annoyance in her voice as well.


“Come on, don't ruin this now. You look a lot more like me than them, I want to know where you're from!”


That was true, but Rayadés noticed only now. Her own skin was still a bit darker than the giantess', but the giantess' was a large tone darker than the pale white, freckled Thorwalsh as well. Her hair was exactly the same colour of brown that many Al'Anfan women had, though a bit lighter than Rayadés'. How any of this could have meaning to her, Rayadés did not know, she couldn't possibly compare herself to people. She would have looked like a person upon further inspection, yes, if she hadn't been so mind-numbingly gigantic.


The sigh of now terribly real annoyance washed over Rayadés like another breeze of tropical wind.


“I don't like talking to myself. We can do this the easy way, or the hard way. I'll squeeze the answer out of you if you do not respond and it won't be nice, I promise.”


Rayadés' mind was incapable of understanding why the beast wasted so many senseless words instead of killing her already. This had to be a taunt of some sort she was too low born and too lacking in pride to understand. Was it bad that Rayadés didn't play along? Would her death be more or less painful if she did and did that even matter any more?


“The place, where you are from, it must be very warm there.” The giantess' eyes impaled her like daggers. “It is alright here, but I'd like to go some place warmer. Can you tell me where your people live?”


She said that like talking to a stupid child while sitting in the icy cold gulf of Prem. If she called these waters 'alright' she would be boiling in the Golden Bay, or perhaps she was just impervious to temperature like the whales the Thorwalsh worshipped, or else she was like a fish and not like a warm-blooded human being at all. No, she had to be warm-blooded though, fish were cold, they could not breathe so warmly, but than again, perhaps she was some sort of dragon like in the fables some sailors liked to tell.


“Here look.” The giantess stretched out her arm for Rayadés to see. “It's getting cold already.”


The bumps on her skin were goose-prickles, she noted, and the hairs on the giantess' arm were standing upright. There was another angry sigh when Rayadés still did not respond.


“I was going to be nice to you, little girl, but now I've had it.”


That was it. The taunting was over. Rayadés only hoped it would end quick. The giantess' eyes narrowed and the giant digits came for her. Instead of squashing her torso in between them they pinched her arm and yanked it aside, painfully.


'No.' Rayadés thought. She didn't want to get pulled apart like children did to mosquito eaters.


But the fingers pulled, while the hand she had been sitting on held her in place.


“Aaaaah!” She creamed and cried.


“Oh, now you talk.” The giantess' voice was vicious and cynical but she just kept pulling.


The feeling of her arm being ripped out of it's socket was the worst pain she ever felt, even worse than the Novadi had been when he was inside her, that day she lost her innocence. When she reached for it, she could feel hot blood gushing out of her, and torn, mangled flesh hanging loosely.


“Al'Anfa! Al'Anfa!” She managed in between screams. “I'm from Al'Anfa!”


She couldn't remember why she shouted that. Perhaps she wanted her soul to find it's way home.


“Too late.” The giantess said coldly and pinched her other arm.


When that was ripped out, there were no hands left to feel for the damage and her strength left her with her blood. The giantess smiled much like Bera had, before her lips parted and deposited Rayadés in her mouth.


Hot, humid darkness surrounded her, the giantess' saliva burning like salt were her arms had been. Then she was swallowed. Perhaps this was what an oyster felt like after Rayadés had slurped it out of it's shell, she thought queerly, or what a sewer rat felt like, sliding down a slimy, stinking tunnel beneath a civilized city with adequate canals. Thorwal didn't have any sewers. The barbarians inhabiting it would never be capable of rising above their own filth.


She plunged into a thick, stinking goo and started to sink in, terribly slowly. The air was so foul that she started to gag uncontrollably when taking a breath of it but she needed to breathe all the same and so she gagged and coughed and inhaled the foul stuff, her body cramping and twisting beneath her. It was too much to suffocate immediately and too little to survive for long, she knew.


Then, her skin started to burn all at once, like fire. It was terribly hot in here, but not as hot as there could have been actual flames. It was acid, her body being dissolved to become part of the goo she was swimming in that could only have been other people once. She wanted to scratch and claw off her skin but the giantess' had ripped out her arms.


Instead of a scream, a weak scratching sound emerged from her throat. With a huge shake and a grumble, all air was pushed out of the giant stomach she was in and she became entirely enveloped by acid and mush. Her eyes burned worse than everything else, but they were of no use to her anyway. The acid entered her mouth and then she burned on the inside until all feelings faded at once.


'Boron, take me into your arms.' She prayed in her mind.


Though Rahya and Phex ranked high among the gods served in the south, Al'Anfa and the other free cities were most well known for their Boron cults. Boron was the god of death, sleep and oblivion.


'How fitting.' She thought. 'I'll be digested and forgotten and sleep in death, forever.'


-


In the beginning, the one-god Los wandered through the eternum. When he met Sumu, the earth giantess that had come into being out of herself, he was so angered that he slew her. Finding himself alone once more, he regretted what he had done, and wept over her dying body. From a wound he had suffered in the fighting, twelve drops of blood leaked into the nether, the twelve gods most humans worshipped today.


Before she was dead, Sumu gave birth to Satuaria, who gave the gift of her magic to the witches. From Sumu's body the earth Dere was created and from the tears Los wept over her loss came the seas. Thus, Sumu was mother to all life and present in it's every form. The druids watched over her legacy, trying to keep the world in balance.


Stonetree learned all this from Bruin, the bearish man in company of his huge she-bear he had called Ursula. He had seen what Stonetree was and helped him off the crooked path he had been walking all his life. Bruin had said that Stonetree's existence must be some sort of sign, being giant and druid both. Stonetree had been working magic without even knowing it all his life. It was the reason why he was never seen, why he felt like the trees and plants whispered things to him. It was why he had been such a good and valuable scout to the evil that was Albino.


Albino had not seen him for what he was but given him a false purpose instead, one that had never quite fit right. Stonetree had always believed that it was important to stay with his own kind, but he felt like he truly knew what that meant only now.


Ursula put her head on his leg and he scratched her behind her ears. The she-bear was hurt and Bruin had taught Stonetree how to make a healing compress from wirselleaf and one-berry. Stonetree's own throat was hurting too, from the giantess' crushing grip. She had been huge for their kind and quick and might have killed Stonetree if Bruin and Ursula had not driven her off.


They were outside the village at the foot of the monstrous metal thing. Vengyr was inside, they knew that now. The trees had told them so. A witch had discovered the knowledge and shared it with a druid who shared it with them. But the giant iron thing was quenching all magical powers with it's unholy aura. The birds Bruin had sent to look for him forgot their purpose when they got too close and landed on the ground to peck for kernels or worms instead.


Bruin meant to climb up there. For that he would need Stonetree's help. The climb was a difficult one on that queer thing, and it remained unclear if even Stonetree could make it. They had to try though. They had ropes of sorts, long strings of climbing plants that had assembled to Bruin's request. They agreed to being used for this, even if it meant their undoing.


They would try soon, tonight, if everything went right. Vengyr was injured and his huge iron prison was scotching his abilities to regenerate. He would be fine if they got him away far enough, Bruin was certain. Else, they would hide him and care for him until he was back at full strength. They needed him, even though the giants' mischief was still contained. They grew restless though, without their leader. Not even the trees knew where Albino was, and that was most troubling. They had seen an old mage though, who had appeared somewhere near here out of nowhere and gone again. Stonetree had no idea what to make of that but he sensed something evil.


The humans in the village that was led by that fearsome giantess were worshipping the even larger giants, the ones whose heads seemed to scrape upon the bottom of the clouds. Sometimes Bruin or Ursula had to kill one of them, lest they be discovered. Not Stonetree though. So long as he was far enough from the unholy iron thing he could become one with the forest. He had watched the tiny creatures stalk right past him, never noticing.


He knew one that knew to dress as a plant and sit so motionless that he almost became one with the forest as well. He wasn't one with the others but no druid either. Stonetree had meant to show him to Bruin to make sure. Bruin had let Ursula make a meal of him, but she had only gotten the human's younger and clumsier friend. It was reasonable. They couldn't afford to be discovered and who knew what mischief the two were up to. He did not reveal where the old man was hiding now, however. He was not of sound mind and it seemed wrong to kill someone who loved life like he did.


The old human spent his days observing the village and passed his time talking to bees and butterflies, though they never understood what he said. Some villagers had gone and returned with goats and sheep. Their lives seemed more at ease since the titans had left. Who knew, perhaps that was the reason why they didn't run from this place. It was hard to tell.


But the time was right to rescue Vengyr. Of that much, Stonetree and Bruin were sure.

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Chapter 19 by squashed123
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The giantess' burp echoed over the city like a war horn. The foreign girl was done for. Arva could not have saved her. Or had she done what Arva had said and done as the giant she-monster wanted maybe she would still be alive. Except for her though, no one had been killed in a while and that was good.


But why had the brown-skinned girl not answered, she thought. She didn't understand. The giantess had been much friendlier with her than Arva had expected. Perhaps she was tired of living as evident by her fearsome tirade against Thorwal and it's people. Arva hoped that the curse didn't stick. It was a grave thing to be cursed and curses uttered by the dying were worst of all. She clutched the whale necklace on her chest.


They had started to clean up from the east gate where the giantess had entered. It was one of the worst places and many corpses looked as though they had been trodden on multiple times by the unfathomably huge and heavy giantess who looked so much like an innocent girl from afar. What her weight did to their bodies surpassed anything men and women were capable to do to each other, even in the worst of combat. The smell of meat, blood and bowels hung heavy in the air.


They met people in all states of having been crushed. Crushed partially, crushed to pieces, trodden flat like a frog in the streets or crushed to a messy pulp. They gathered them up and threw them on wagons and carts. The worst they had to dig out with spades or scrape off the ground. A few flies were already buzzing around.


And what when all the carts and wagons were full, Arva thought, throw them over the cliffs or bury them somewhere within the walls? There were a few places where mass-graves could be imagined but it would be better to give their bodies to the sea, to Swafnir, so that they might find their way into his halls more easily. If those who were fleeing when they died would go there, she didn't know. In any case, the crabs and fish would have all hands full with the newcomers.


A man started screaming and crying further up the road. Arva dropped the mutilated torso she was carrying and ran up, thinking that maybe he had lost his mind in sight of all this horror. Screaming could catch the giantess' attention and had to be stopped, she decided.


“No!” The man cried, cradling the crushed remains of three people in his arms.


He kissed them one after the other in turn, uncaring of the blood sticking to his mouth.


When she was close enough she could see that one had been a grown woman, the other two had been smaller and male. The man was holding the dead remains of his family in his arms.


Bera arrived, just when Arva had.


“Quit your screaming!” Bera hissed at him. “Throw them onto the cart and move on, there's naught you can do!”


“Bera!” It broke hoarsely out of Arva's throat.


Her vision blurred and she felt tears run down her cheeks. She worried about her own family but had forced herself to deal with the general mess at hand first, hoping that she wouldn't come across someone she loved like this man had.


She put a hand on his shoulder and looked for a way to comfort him. She had to blink a few times to be able to see and grabbed the first thing at hand. It was an axe, though it's shaft had broken underneath the giantess' weight.


“Do you see?!”


His face was a grimace of unfathomable pain when she tore his head back to lift his eyes to the blood-encrusted blade. It wasn't the giantess' blood, she knew that deep within her heart, and the axe had most likely been someone else's, but the truth did not matter so long as he believed.


“They attacked her!” She told him, shaking him. “They are in Swafnir's halls now!”


His eyes looked up to her and his sobbing ceased: “Do you think so?”


“Yes!” She cried bitterly. “Yes, certain as sunrise!”


His face lit up into a tearful smile when a young voice shouted: “Father!”


It came from one of the houses nearby and a girl, a barefooted child, came cunning over.


“Inga!” The man spread his arms to receive her. “You're alive!”


They met in a close embrace, crying with joy and misery together. Everyone had stopped their gruesome labour and watched, the wave of emotions washing over them plainly written on their faces. All at once they started wandering off and shouting for their loved ones in turn.


“No, there will be time for this later!” Bera angrily balled her fists.


“Hey, hey!” A young man came running from behind them.


Arva recognized him for one of the bold and swift-footed youths her sister had sent into the city to look for survivors and tell them of the deal they had made with their terrible conqueror.


“It's the priests!” The lad shouted. “They want to make an announcement in the market!”


He came to a slithering halt on the blood soaked ground.


“To the market, now!” Arva shouted after a short and startled pause and Bera and others picked up the cry.


It seemed the only thing that could bring the people back together and maybe the priests could instil some courage back into them. It was strange for them to do this however and Arva feared that the priests had plans of their own, toppling over the momentary peace Bera had won for them.


“Do the priests know?” She pulled the lad close on their way over.


“Aye, we told them.” The lad replied insecurely. “We found them in the harbour. Thorgun Swafnirson told us to bring everyone to him.”


Thorgun Swafnirson was the most renowned of the priests in Thorwal and a real servant of his god. His name was unique and said it all, everyone in the city knew the story. One rough, west-wind day, an old priest had been out fishing. When he pulled in his nets, he found a squalling babe in them, along with the largest load of fish he had ever caught. They had called him Thorgun Someoneson for a while but the child rejected the name, pronouncing it Swafnirson in it's young mouth.


And so the name stuck and many believed him to actually be the son of their god. His deeds and exploits were many and famous, almost the stuff of legend, and he did have a mouth for boasting though he was never arrogant. Men admired him and strived to be like him. Women and girls wanted to be with him and many did if he would have them. He had the power to move anyone.


That he was alive was good news indeed. The word priest never did the servants of Swafnir much justice, Arva thought. They had little in common with the priests who served the twelve gods most most foreigners prayed to, with the exception of Efferd and Rondra perhaps. Rondra priests were fearsome fighters all and the Thorwalsh well respected that. Priests of Efferd had a healthy appreciation for the sea and water in general, and sometimes it seemed as though they had simply misunderstood Swafnir's name and given him eleven unworthy consorts.


There were hundreds of people already on the market square. The stands where people used to cry their wares had vanished under giant feet just as the two huge market halls had been reduced to rubble. Dead people where here too, and the fish of the fishmongers had been trodden into the ground just as much and many other wares had. The market bridge had been destroyed, but some people had laid three long wooden masts over the almost twenty meter wide canal and bound them together to create a makeshift bridge.


She looked for Thorgun and the lad pointed her towards the sea and east side of the harbour, through in between the remains of the older market hall that had been built of stone and a smashed storehouse. From market to harbour it was less than a hundred meter walk.


It was an even greater mess than the market. Sunk boats and ships floated in the waters, getting washed against the docks by the waves along with a few corpses. What had happened here was evident by the trampled mass of people on the ground. Who had not been on board of a ship already setting out to sea when the giantess came here had been crushed beneath her feet. The docks themselves were damaged too. Made from huge boulders, rocks and cement they had been able to withstand storms, floods and endless tons of cargo and plunder for centuries, but the giant girl had that had conquered their city had simply been too heavy for them as evidenced by large cracks, running here and there. Water splashed through some of them with the up and down of the incoming waves.


Thorgun stood alone, watching out at sea where a few ships were visible, laying in waiting.


'The lucky ones that got away.' Arva thought and hoped that her kin was save and sound aboard.


“He drowned himself as a sacrifice.” The priest said after hearing her approach.


A grey haired, naked man with a picture of Swafnir tattooed on each shoulder blade floated face down upon the waves.


“Do you think Swafnir will come and save us from her?” She asked from behind his back.


He chuckled: “Gods always help those who help themselves first.”


Arva wasn't surprised. Though Thorgun performed his priestly duties with much enthusiasm, she knew him more for a practical man than a preachy one. Also, he was brave beyond belief, and wise as well, if anything that was said about him was true.


His body was covered in rune-tattoos that gave him wisdom, strength and intuition and was lean and hard otherwise. He wore nothing but a fish-skin vest, exposing almost everything of him to the sea he liked to go swimming in. He could not have seen more than three dozen summers, and yet he was more renowned than any of the older ones who shared his profession.


“Do you know what happens when we die?” He asked, still looking out at sea.


“We go into Swafnir's halls?” She asked in reply, expecting the answer to be easy.


“If we die fighting, yes.” He answered ominously. “Else the seagulls peck out our eyes and the crabs eat our flesh and we go to nothing.”


A cloud crept in front of the sun, a foreboding omen for what Arva feared was the meaning of his words.


“So, you mean us to fight her and die?” She asked insecurely.


His head was unmoving: “If we were true of our convictions, then yes, we should.”


She felt her heart drop. Bera would scream with rage and this was not a course Arva meant to set sails to either.


“It didn't seem like we ever had the slightest chance!” She reasoned feebly. “I wouldn't even know how...”


“This decision is for you to make, not me.” He interrupted her with a raised hand. “You are the consorts of hetmen. You and your sister will be hetwomen some day, most likely. It is not the place of priests to make these decisions.”


“Then what do you mean to tell the people?” She asked him.


“We priests give people guidance when there are questions that cannot be answered.” He replied vaguely. “We give consolation when their hearts are broken and give them the strength to follow our leaders and our god.”


“I don't understand...”


This sounded decidedly less than the man who could make crying children laugh with smile, who could teach those who did not want to go on living back to life and happiness with a few words.


“Do you think I tell a grieving mother that her drowned child was not qualified to enter Swafnir's halls?” He went on. “Do you think that I tell a child whose parents passed to a fever anything other than that they have gone to a better place? Do you know what happens when we die?”


The blood felt freezing cold in Arva's veins. She did not know how to respond. Thorgun turned around, his eyes wide and pale like the foam on the waves.


“It's all a lie.” He explained. “It's all a lie to make ourselves feel better. It's a lie we tell ourselves to fight better, to work harder, to forget our fear of death!”


She felt the ground vanish beneath her feet. He couldn't actually mean that. Not he. And yet she remembered what she had told the grieving man. Perhaps that was the answer.


“It is what we need right now.” Arva felt like she was beginning to understand. “Else the seagulls peck out or eyes and we go to nothing. That's what you mean to tell the people, that everyone slain by the giantess' is in Swafnir's halls now. You knew they would worry about their loved ones most of all.”


“Aye, and why do they do that?” He smiled queerly, giving his short, braided beard a stroke. “Why fear death?”


“It's a test.” She offered uncomfortably. “A test of our convictions.”


“What good are convictions when you and your kin lie rotting beneath the ground?” His smile grew even wider. “Our deaths only serve purpose if we die for the living! Life is what matters, not what comes after!”


Arva gave him a careful look trying to determine whether he had lost his mind. Maybe it was unwise to let this gibberish-talking man loose on the city folk. Perhaps his naked head had spent too much time in the cold waters of the sea. She thought to have seen a queer swelling behind his ears, such as that could befall people spending too long hours inside the water.


“You know it deep within your heart, you and your sister both.” He continued. “You are wise beyond your years, it is why you opted for life when you had the chance! You are wise leaders, the both of you, and you shall take us through this.”


He bowed his head and it all made sense to her at once though it left her shaken to the core.


“Then tell the people what they need to hear.” She said but knew that that had always been his intention.


A completely exchanged Thorgun Swafnirson climbed the ruins of the old market hall shortly after. Bera beckoned Arva over to the group of people she was standing with. Arva knew their faces. They were members of hetmen's families all. Old Ingvar Ragnarson had been a member of the Ottaskin himself before his love for forging axes had claimed his hearing. Lingard Oriksdottir was a cousin to hetman Olaf's wife, the hetwoman Jurga Trondesdottir and she clutched her youngest son Eric by a hand. Angrima Brydasdottir was only sixteen and wild of spirit. She had wanted to join the raid against the Horasians but was thought to be with child because her monthly blood had been withholding. She had almost killed poor Isleif Hallarson, some lad she must have thought or known to be the father. The way her hand subtly caressed the area above her womb showed that it was right that she had not gone, or terribly wrong, considering what had happened.


Except for Bera, Arva did not see any of her own kin and that worried her. No actual, current members of the Ottaskin were in evidence either. The Ottaskin had thirteen members, only three of which had not put to sea with the fleet. Terribly few to begin with, the odds of all of them having been killed or fled increased dramatically, given that they were not present.


“I had a vision!” Thorgun Swafnirson proclaimed loudly and the market grew hushed at once.


“I was out, swimming in the sea when a large wave gripped me and smashed by body on to the rocks! I sank to the ground and met our god himself and he told me of the enemy that was coming!”


The flaw in his story was obvious and someone shouted it from the crowd: “Then why didn't you warn us, priest?!”


His smile told Arva that Thorgun had forseen this however: “When I opened my eyes it was already too late, but it was not the only thing that Swafnir told me!”


“What else did he tell you?” Someone else screamed to keep him going.


“He told me of two heroines in our midst, two women of steadfast beliefs and unwavering courage!”


“Arva! Bera! Arva and Bera Hjettisdottir!” It came from a number of mouths.


“Aye!” Thorgun agreed. “Upon their shoulders our god has laid the great duty of saving this city, which they have already begun to do! Anyone who died or dies in the course of this great deed shall have entrance into Swafnir's halls and feast with their forefathers in all eternity!”


A cheer went up at that as Arva had expected.


“Do not throw your lives away, my friends, and do not abandon our god's city! It is precious to him that we remain, though we are conquered, and see a future of prosperity and riches as we have never seen before!”


The cheer grew even louder and just like that Thorgun's deed was done. In the span of a few words, he had transformed a flock of worrying, beaten dogs into a cheering, howling pack of wolves again.


'That's what priests are for.' Arva blinked full of admiration.


They had just witnessed the closest thing to a miracle they would ever see, if Thorgun's earlier words could be believed.


Bera grabbed Arva by the hand and rushed her up to him, standing above the crowd, bathing in their approval. There were more than a thousand people all together, rubbing against each other, the children save atop the elders' shoulders. If that was all that remained it was horrible news though. Arva could only hope that most of the rest of the city folk had been able to escape, but judging by the amount of bodies she had seen it seemed unlikely.


Bera spread her arms to bid them silence to begin the more practical part of the gathering. She basically told them what more than half of them already knew. Find food, get rid of the dead, do what the giantess wants and tell any survivors still yet undiscovered. Breathe life into the city again and do not flee.


Their hearts emboldened by Thorgun's affirmations it all seemed to go much less painful however. Their conqueror was sitting in the winter-harbour, unmoving, eyes closed. The sun had come out again and the giantess seemed to bathe in it for what ever reason. Perhaps she was praying to Praios, the sun god of the twelve, Arva thought, or perhaps she was just resting from all her killing.


They determined to throw the dead over the cliffs and into the sea when the tide would wash them away in the evening. It would lend symbolic reaffirmation to the priest's words. Thorgun helped, as did the other kin of hetmen and even deaf Ingvar Ragnarson understood what had to be done. They did not begrudge Arva and Bera their new status like that fool of Ragnoldson had.


It was terrible to think how little time had gone by from when the giantess had stepped over the east gate until now. Armies, even if they captured a city entirely in one attack, most often took days to do so. Arva and Bera took a walk through the city to asses the damage. The Ottaskin of hetmen was completely destroyed as were many houses most of which were closer to the sea. The wharf and storehouses in the harbour lay almost all in rubble and no doubt most of the goods within were spoiled. Food might not be the only thing they needed. They didn't know how many were without homes now, without blankets and furs for the night, torches, tallow and beeswax candles, mead and ale to help them forget for a while. Finding these things was important.


There would be things in the still many houses left standing, but they had no idea how long the giantess meant to stay and Arva feared that it would not be enough.


The west gate was blocked, they had seen that, and the east gate was smashed to a pile of rubble that would be near impossible to pass, but the Bodir gate was intact and open. Bera marched out in front but Arva hesitated.


“Wait!” She called. “What if she sees us, does this not count as leaving the city?”


Bera took a look outside: “There's no boats and there's only through the swamp if you want to get away.”


Just before it entered the sea, the Bodir was joined by a small river, ten meters in width that crossed in front of the city from the north. Where it joined the big stream there was a swamp, three hundred steps wide, two hundred long and treacherous. It could swallow people and things that did not float. Thus, the Bodir gate served only as a means to get to the three tiny fields, the meadow by the river and a number of sheds and barns as well as small wooden landing bridge.


On the other side of the Bodir there was another, small part of the city with a bigger landing stage, more houses, boat-sheds and the like, almost like a small village on it's own. Arva saw that it had not been touched at all, though the people seemed to have abandoned it. With the Bodir two hundred meters wide here, perhaps the giantess' couldn't cross it. She clearly didn't fear water, but if she was able to swim was another question. Arva did not know how deep the river was, however. Perhaps the giant girl would simply be able to walk through, but if truth be told this portion of Thorwal was too unimportant and unreachable to care about know.


Cows, chickens and goats grazed and pecked on the meadow, which was good, and a look into one of the barns revealed some stored hay, oats and barley too. Nearby the Bodir gate was one of the hetmen families' homesteads. This one was larger than the other two, not because of more houses or riches, but because they liked to grew food within their own stockade. The palisades had suffered a few giant feet land on them and none of the houses had been left standing although some of the crop-fields seemed to be intact. The first hetman's homestead they crossed, the one closest to the harbour, had been in a similar state, completely destroyed, no one left alive.


Whoever Jarl Kalf was, he had committed a great treachery. Arva shuddered when she thought about where they had to go next, the final stop of their inspection, the homestead of their very own. Everything within her fought against having to go there. She did not want to know or see, but remember the place as she and Bera had left it, a place of life and happiness, home, family.


From the destroyed entrance of the compound her eyes wandered south instead. There was the smugglers quarter, not really a quarter but merely a collection of a dozen or so buildings that occupied a small bulge within the city walls. As with the pirates, not few Thorwalsh around the world earned their coin in smuggling, using their skill at seamanship to get past blockades, embargoes and tariffs.


In Thorwal, the smugglers quarter was the second dirtiest and poorest part of town, trumped only and notably by the south eastern side of the main harbour, where the stranded people lived in their sheds and tents. When smugglers came home, they often brought foreigners with them, foreigners that were hunted as criminals where they came from, standing to lose fingers or hands if they were caught. In Thorwal, smuggling earned a man the dungeon for a year, but criminals were criminals and the smugglers quarter, along with the tiny pier at the Bodir gate, played a huge role with any goods entering the city illegally, circumventing the small harbour fee meant to fill the city's coffers.


The Ottaskin was well aware, but divided over it. Some wanted to root the place out and confiscate any goods in the storehouses that had been put there so obviously where it didn't make any sense. So far from the harbour and main roads, any big loads had to be hauled on many detours to get there, far off to the last corner of the city, which meant higher transportation costs to be sure. But the hetman of hetmen and his supporters turned a blind eye to much of the activities there, claiming that they were vital for the city's supply in winter when ice and storms blocked the sea. How the smugglers were supposedly able to get food into the city when regular traders could not, Arva did not understand. The possibility of blockade by a Horasian fleet was real however, especially now when Thorwal's ships were almost all away. Then, smugglers would come in handy, but only then, as her aunt and mother agreed as well.


“Look.” Bera said next to her. “I know you don't want to go, but you cannot escape it forever. What's done is done, not looking at it won't change that.”


Arva squirmed inside. She didn't want to. Not yet. Instead, she pressed on the other way towards the outer walls and into the smugglers quarter.


“Arva!” Bera called after her.


“Perhaps there's food!” She called back feebly, desperately trying to keep her mind from thinking of their home.


If she saw it destroyed she didn't know if she would have the strength to go on. Finding food was more important, she told herself. That way, they might be able to save people yet. With enough food, maybe they could feed the giantess and their people both. The more food, the better, assuming the giantess ate regular food at all. She had to, Arva thought, people were made of meat too and perhaps she'd prefer the well salted, dried kind over the bloody, squirming men, women and children she had already consumed so many of. That would be a major victory of sorts.


The smugglers quarter didn't look like it had suffered a single giant foot falling down on it and Arva found that terribly unfair.


“Then at least wait for me!” Bera called in annoyance.


She was still looking for something between the rubble of the other family's destroyed home. When finally she came running towards Arva, she had two axes in hand.


“What do we need those for?” Arva asked when she arrived looking at the nicely ornamented blade of the weapon she had been given.


“That's a shady place.” Bera nodded ahead. “With shady people. You never know what they might be up to.”


That was true, Arva recognized. Where one evil was, the other waited just around the corner. The town's most dubious tavern was there too, tellingly named the Misty Tankard. Some said it was the closest thing to a brothel for foreigners, other swore there was a lot of gambling going on, even the kind frowned upon by the Thorwalers, then others suspected it was a place were one could buy and enjoy illegal substances.


But as it turned out, the rats were always first to flee a sinking ship. The smugglers quarter looked all but abandoned. Some houses had obviously been entered into, others been left in haste and still others barred up. There might still have been people here somewhere, Arva judged, but except for a sailor sprawled in front of the entirely plundered Misty Tankard there was no one to be seen. Bera gave the sailor a rude kick against the head to wake him up, but he was either too drunk to wake or had been knocked unconscious by a thief. Either way, the man had no evidence of a purse about him.


The tavern was a three storied house in dark colours. Someone had painted the crude contours of a naked woman onto a lantern of red glass, but that was by far the most decorative thing about the place Arva could find. A peeling sign hanging from a single rusty chain displayed a tankard full of something foggy and the name Misty Tankard in Kusliker letters, the most common writing on the continent from Brazen Sword to Efferd's Wall.


Arva could read it barely, having learned a little from a Hesinde priest taken captive on one of the voyages she had partaken. She did not remember how all the letters were spoken but it was easy enough when she knew what the words were before hand. Bera had laughed at her for learning it.


“Who needs these crude letters when you can read elegant runes?” She had asked.


But the Thorwalsh runes proved terribly cumbersome when it came to anything other than religious inscriptions.


The lowest story was half buried in the ground and the second began at head level, so to get into the common room they had to climb down a small flight of creaking steps. It was a mess of overturned tables and benches inside. A dead woman lay on a table, a dagger in her chest, all the food and drink appeared to be stolen.


“Rats.” Bera matched Arva's previous thoughts. “Let's go. It doesn't look like they left anything useful.”


“Let's try the storehouses.” Arva concurred.


If they went higher up they were likely to find only more chaos and maybe one or another raped and murdered whore.


The storehouses looked as though they had not been used in ages. Moss and weeds grew from some of their timbers and the walls looked wet, rotting and in ill repair. They were all barred up, and even though they looked in bad state, the incredibly thick and sturdy locks did not show a single spot of rust upon closer inspection. Bera gave one of the doors a measuring look and went to work on it with her axe.


She had not swung for the third time before someone banged on it from the inside.


“Fuck off, private property!” A rough and low, manly voice said. “Go away or I'll come out with an axe of my own!”


“Open the door!” Bera shouted back. “I'm here to confiscate your goods!”


There was scratching in the lock from inside before the door opened and a huge, fat man stood in it, a short wood axe in hand.


“Fuckin' Phex!” He scowled. “You're a hetman's daughter!”


“What's in this kontor?” Arva demanded to know and his tiny, squinting eyes moved over to her.


“Mould.” He shrugged. “And I think a few mushrooms is growin' from the wood some places.”


“Step aside.” Bera commanded him and to Arva's surprise the man lumbered off to let them in.


The air smelled of mould and rot, just like he had said. It was dark, except for the light that fell through roof truss. The entrance door was part of a gate that could be opened towards the inside, large enough to lead a wagon through, but it looked as though it had not been used in ages either. There was a higher story that could be loaded with a chain through a hook in the ceiling, but judging by it's rusty state, Arva doubted there was anything up there. There was some straw on the ground that seemed to have been grain once, but it had almost decayed to dirt by now.


Besides that, there were two wooden boxes that looked to be empty, a smaller one the man had been sitting on and a larger one with a small cup and a glass bottle of a pale green liquor standing on it, three quarters full.


“Haven't seen any cargo in years.” The man grumbled. “Ain't likely gettin' any this year either.”


“I arrest you for smuggling!” Bera turned to him, angered by the disappointing contents of the place.


He chuckled deeply and calmly. Even though clearly not of Thorwalsh heritage, he stood just as tall as Bera who was still taller than Arva by the width of a finger or two. His body was thick and fat but there would be mountains of muscles under there, just by constantly carrying his weight around. He did not assume any aggressive stance though. If truth be told, he looked much calmer than Arva felt inside, much calmer than he had any right to be which no doubt had something to do with the drink he had been enjoying.


“Smuggling what, missy?” He gestured into the emptiness with a hand as large as a bucket, fingers thick as sausages.


Bera growled and clutched her axe tightly.


“Then for that!” She gestured at his makeshift table and the green snaps. “It's Boron's Tears, isn't it?!”


“Aye, it is.” He shrugged, not even denying it. “And I have some Mibeltube as well. Will you put me in the hole for that, eh?”


He had good cause to be unconcerned. Mibeltube was a small offence and it was rumoured that some Thorwalsh even grew their own supply in the small swamp next to the city. It dulled the senses a little, could make hungry, happy and sleepy, but nothing worse. Boron's Tears was a liquor that was very strong. It could make a man forget that he was a man if he consumed too much too quickly and sometimes there were ingredients to it that could cause horrible hallucinations. That was the common knowledge about it at least. It was worse than Mibeltube but far from anything serious, especially since he only had one, not even entirely full bottle.


But there had to be something going on here, she thought, otherwise this man wouldn't be guarding it.


“I bet if we go digging around here we'll find more?” She offered cheekily, just to lend her sister a hand.


If he had a cache of the stuff hidden around here somewhere that would earn him a larger sentence to be sure, but in light of what was going on in the city, smugglers selling illegal substances was the least of their concerns.


“Oh, you're welcome to dig.” He chuckled again. “This ground straw should have been thrown out months ago!”


Something about the way he said it told Arva that it was the truth. They'd find nothing, not that it mattered, but it seemed to frustrate Bera quite a bit.


“But you had something here, didn't you?”


He shrugged again and pursed his lips.


“Might be.” He said finally, utterly without care. “Might be, we were sellin' it too. Might be, the other lads made off with the stuff and left me here to look after the place, hehe.”


And then he chuckled again. Indifference and amusement seemed to be the only things he was capable off, and he even swayed a little as he stood.


“Now how many weeks in the pen must I go then? Haven't been there a while, got some good friends there. Miss the lads something terrible.”


“I'll execute you on the spot!” Bera roared through her teeth.


The man looked at her, weary eyed: “For smugglin'?!”


“The dungeon is closed to us and I won't suffer you lot within the city!” She replied with a sadistic sense of satisfaction in her eyes.


He squinted to her, then out the door, then back to her.


“Are we in the Bornlands?” He asked, raising his hands in a gesture of mock defence. “My apologies, I thought this was Thorwal.”


The Bronjaren of the Bornlands were infamous for their cruel and radical punishments where the Thorwalsh were renowned for tolerance and leniency instead. Maybe that was just a saying, Arva didn't know, for the Bornlands were at the exact opposite side of the continent. To reach it, one had to go all the way south around Cape Brabak, up the Pearl Sea and either through the Gulf of Tuzak and the Maraskan Sound or around the island of Maraskan itself, all of which was being called the Demonic Sea as of late. Then it was still further north through the Tobrian Sea to reach it.


The much shorter northern route past the Firncliffs and Yetiland had always been neigh impossible on account of too much ice and heavy storms. Since some evil-worshipping ice witch had supposedly settled down in the Grimmfrost Badlands with her followers sitting naked in the snow, day in and day out building and worshipping ice sculptures in her likeness, there had not been a single report of any ships successfully making the trip.


The man before them might still be a Bornlander, Arva judged. The Bronjarens' cruelty was said to have driven tens of thousands from their lands, seeking their luck elsewhere. He lacked the accent though, but that could or not mean anything.


“Bera.” She said calmingly. “We can't kill him for this. It's not right.”


“I knew that big bitch was trouble when I heard people screamin'.” The man grumbled into his multitude of chins. “Is it that bad, aye?”


Bera flared her nostrils. She had always had a wild temper and was quick to anger and quick to lash out at anyone, especially where her pride was concerned. Arva had to reason with her softly or risk her starting a fight with this mountain of a man. Fat and slow as he was she'd knock him out or kill him easily enough, but that wouldn't make anything any better. They could not execute him for his offence as Bera suggested. In Thorwal, sometimes even murder and manslaughter wasn't punished by death if the deed could be reasonably explained.


“Come, maybe there's food in the other kontors.” She urged her.


“Oh, there is!” The man's pig eyes blinked with mischief.


“Where?”


His lips twisted a little, but Arva couldn't tell whether it was from discomfort or ill-hidden amusement.


“Oh, I shouldn't tell.” He grumbled. “It's ill luck to rat on fellow smugglers, eh? Can't steal from a thief, Phex and all that?”


“Tell me or Bera here is going to cut herself a slice of bacon.” Arva threatened with an unimpressed smile.


He swallowed hard, looking ridiculous on account of him not really having a throat to do it with. His tiny eyes went from Bera's long, well forged axe to the short thing in his hands, more meant for cutting wood that people.


“Try the largest one.” He resolved with a sudden, eerie smile. “That old cunt Clank has been sittin' on his damned pickles since last summer. Swears he can make a fortune if the next winter is as hard as the one two years ago.”


He went over to the table, dropped his axe and poured himself a cup of Boron's Tears. Before he drank he sat down ponderously, wood creaking under him, and after he downed the green liquid his eyes bulged and a hiss came from his throat.


“Feels like burning from the inside, ha, I like it!” He said though his face looked pained.


“Will it be guarded? Won't it be rotten?” Arva asked at once.


He shrugged again: “Might be, but more like his lads ran off as mine did, Blackfoot, Stain, Dicer and the lot. Clank might still be there though. He's like me, you see, doesn't run very fast, but that's because he's old and has a wooden leg. Nah, I don't think it would be rotten. Defeats the purpose of their operation, hehe.”


“And what purpose is that?” Bera asked, still scowling.


“Oh, I don't understand any of that.” He grinned, peering into his bottle. “Something about pickled food and hard winters, that's for sure.”


“They bank on the sea closing up and rising food prices.” Arva guessed. “Horasians have been known to pickle lemons and oranges against scurvy, and meat and fish as well, but they're not allowed to trade in our waters.”


“Clever girl.” The man grinned. “Nothing's worse than when pork gets worth it's weight in silver, eh? Hehehe!”


He leaned back and slapped his belly, making it ripple beneath his sweat-stained shirt. To look at him and hear him talk it was easy to mistake him for a fool, but this man had a fox's cunning, Arva thought, and he was not entirely truthful with them yet.


“You don't like him very much then, him and his crew?”


He shook his head as far as his chins allowed him to: “Can't say that. They is always cheatin' me at dicin', them lot. And Clank is a niggardly cunt, though he swims in coin, to hear him tell it. They get paid in advance, you see, not like us.”


“Paid by who?” Bera briskly asked before Arva could.


“Ahhh.” He smiled a broad smile. “Now let's see, are you as clever as your sister?”


Bera's eyes darkened and her face foretold that she would like nothing better than to beat it out of him. Arva wanted to seize the opportunity to show that wits could count for more than ferocity however. She set her mind in motion to solve the puzzle.


“It doesn't make any sense.” She pondered aloud. “An operation such as theirs must require a lot of protection and pickled Horasian goods aren't cheap either. Granted, it might pay if they can sell at high enough a price, but why run the risk of smuggling? A Garethian or Nostrian trader could do the same legally, with smaller protection cost and only the small harbour fee to pay else wise.”


Bera looked at her with bedazzlement on her face: “Then why don't they?”


Arva turned to the fat man who had just swallowed another cup of Tears. He smiled and mouthed Bera's question without saying it. There was another question though, and that was what game this man was playing. Was he just drunk and passing his time, or was there more, was it a path he was leading them down, to some conclusion he wanted them to reach.


“Why don't you?” Arva looked at the man, beckoning to the empty storehouse. “The trade-houses of Weyringer, Engstrand, Gerbelstein and Zornbrecht might do it, but their stores are in use, oft as not. You sit on an empty kontor, why? You may not have access to Horasian pickles but you could store grains, stockfish, salt pork and mutton?”


“Ah, that's the stuff a hetwoman is made of, or should be.” His smile had something sour to it.


Her eyes fell on the rotting reeds on the floor. They had done it, she realized. Theirs had been the same scheme as that other smugglers' lot, at some point and on the side at least. No one needed such a large storehouse to run a little Mibeltube and Boron's Tears, that much was certain.


“But keeping others from doing the same thing they do must be even more expensive.” Arva argued. “Why do that, if there's market enough for everyone? Hard winters come often, this far north.”


“Oh, the prices are good, aye.” He allowed. “But what do you think the price becomes, when you're the only one sellin'? And you hetman kin are so rich from all that raidin' and bordin' you do.”


He stopped and his face lit up before he started laughing heartily.


“What's so funny, fat man?!” Bera barked at him.


“Oh, hohoho, I just realized something!” He held his sides. “Those sneaky bastards, aha, ha!”


“Who?!” Arva demanded to know. “What's the meaning of this farce you play? Why don't you just tell us the answer to your question?”


“Call it codex, call it honour.” He was still chuckling. “But you're good fun too! You, lassie, you were so close when you mentioned them trade-houses, hehe.”


“Weyringer, Engstrand, Gerbelstein and Zornbrecht, yes!” She angrily listed the companies with kontors in the city. “But they have no business in the smugglers' quarter?! Or do they?”


“Uuuh, cold trace!” He shuddered for effect. “Think now, who has enough coin, power, connections and lack of conscience to hold an entire city hostage to their food supply? Eh?!”


“Stoerrebrandt!” Bera let loose, her voice full of hate.


“Aha!” The man seemed more than satisfied. “Who's the smarter sister now!?”


“The Stoerrebrandts, in Thorwal?!” Arva was utterly aghast.


The Stoerrebrandt Tobacco Company was the single largest business in the world and they peddled far more than pipe-weed. Even though they were based in Gareth, they had their dirty hands in every business south of Salza, the Nostrian city on the border, or so Arva had believed. Notorious pirates by culture, the Thorwalsh were the natural enemies of the unfathomably rich patricians and thus the two were linked by mutual distaste for one another, especially because Stoerrebrandt did not bog off the evil practise of slavery where it was legal.


'Those sneaky bastards.' She thought, echoing the fat man's words in her mind. 'Of course they could not let off their share of money to be made in Thorwal!'


The large trade-houses who dabbled in slavery were forbidden in the city, their ships attacked on sight when possible, which also included Terdilion, Liegerfeld and Sandford and any Novadi trading-houses such as Dhachmani and Alshera. Other trading houses were allowed, but not entirely protected from piracy. It was complicated and sometimes the Ottaskin would agree to have the traders compensated by whoever had stolen their ships and cargo.


“Oh, you have to appreciate the cunning!” The man said dreamily. “The way it works, you steal from Stoerrebrandt where you can and they steal it right back from you, right from under your noses, and with the jarl's blessing, if what I heard is true.”


Technically the city of Thorwal and the surrounding lands were a jarldom and Olaf it's Jarl, but since it was by very far the most important jarldom of all, it was ruled by the Ottaskin and not the jarl alone as other jarldoms were, though his vote counted for a lot and he held the most power amongst the hetmen.


“The hetman of hetmen agreed to you smugglers being in the city to provide food in times of need!” Arva cautioned him. “He'd never agree to Stoerrbrandt enriching themselves on our hunger?!”


It had not been meant to sound like a question, but already the doubts lingered in her mind. Could it be true, could Olaf have been bought to be made a part of this scheme? Was that the reason he protected the smugglers after all?


“Ask yourself...” The man poured himself another cup. “Why does the Ottaskin not solve the problem itself, eh? Hehe.”


“Bloody corruption.” Bera hissed, and looked like Arva felt, utterly full of revulsion.


“We will attack this problem in it's due time.” Arva decided. “You may fill your stores again, I promise you that much. For now, get off your fat arse and help clean the city! We have a giantess to deal with!”


“I feared you'd say that.” He grumbled and downed his cup. “Hrgh! But I won't have it said, I'm not doing my part, eh? It was nice, making business with you.”


He stood up, swayed, staggered and finally set himself in motion towards the door.


“Word to the wise.” He gave them both another thorough look. “When Clank offers you wine, don't take it. You'll find yourself waking up in places, you did not wish to go.”


Arva and Bera looked at each other in puzzlement but the man was without and when Arva marched after him, it was as though he had vanished into thin air. The giantess was not in sight either but Arva decided she'd rather not know what she was doing right now. If Thorwal was in luck she was still sitting in the sun and not on a prowl, killing more people.


“What a queer place, and right within our city.” She mentioned, walking over to the storehouse he had named.


It was the largest one, though not by far, and looked just as rotten and ill repaired as the others. But on a second look, Arva could see that the timber had been purposefully painted grey in places and the moss and reeds were dry, looking as though they had been placed on top to make it appear as though they grew there. The door to the place had the single largest and most formidable lock, Arva had ever seen. The door looked just as ordinary and flimsy as on the fat man's kontor but she knew by now that it only looked that way from the outside and wood be made of thick and sturdy oak, all the way.


But when Bera pushed down the iron handle, the door opened, and light came through from inside. A candle was burning on a copper disc, attached to one of the supporting pillars, it's light throwing a dim twilight onto the wealthy contents of the place. Barrels, chests and firkins were stacked in abundance atop of each other, and it looked as though the entire kontor was full except for a small place at the entrance and two small paths that allowed for passage further inside. It had something of the fabled labyrinths from the stories, that high and massive was the wealth of goods.


On a table beneath the candle, a thick ledger was sprawled open. Arva tried herself at working out some of the words on the opened page. It was a list of contents, it seemed, names and numbers, but the book had not been used for so long that the page had gathered a thick layer of dust.


'They are still waiting for the right winter.' She knew. 'When ice and storms shut us off from the sea and the land trade does not suffice to feed the city.'


This place did not stink at all, she recognized.


There was a clank in the darkness between the heaps of cargo, and then another and a footstep and then another clank.


'Clank's wooden leg!'


There was a dagger on the table, next to some boned fish, and she seized it, putting it on her belt. Clank was a tiny man, even for a foreigner. The years had bent his spine and he moved on a stick together with his wooden leg. His cloak was a dark grey, his vest black, spotty velvet and there was a leather cap on his grey, balding head. His mouth was tight and hinted of a neigh toothless mouth and a pipe was in between his lips, breathing thick, white smoke. His eyes were clear blue, sharp and mistrusting, but as soon as he spied the two women standing in his kontor, his features turned sweet all at once.


“Pardon, milaidies.” He bowed, which put his head on one level with Arva's belt. “We are closed.”


“Save your words, Clank.” Bera spat coldly. “They might be your last. All your goods are confiscated.”


He gave her a misunderstanding look: “Is it to do with the giantess and the gates closed? Why, in that case we are open! How much gold and silver have you brought?”


His smile was toothless indeed, except for a single rotten one in the upper right hand corner.


“You did not hear me right, smuggler!” Bera snarled. “Confiscated, I said. The only thing you get is punishment for your crimes!”


He understood then, Arva could see it clearly on his face, but he did not look as though he giving up either.


“I see.” He said, taking a sad look to the ground where he tapped his stick two times in quick succession, tap, tap.


“Of course we will try our best to aid in this dire situation.” His words were slow and sweet as poison. “But I'm afraid I must insist on compensation. I have a letter, you see, from the Jarl, protecting me from any capriciousness.”


He produced a parchment from his vest, unfolded it and handed it to Arva. She had half expected Kusliker letters but remembered that Olaf could not read or write such, just as Bera couldn't. Instead, it was written in Thorwalsh runes.


'To steal with a clear conscience makes ones hair fall out.' She read perplexed.


The man still looked at her, certain victory in his eyes.


She read again: 'To steal with a clear conscience makes ones hair fall out. To complain about the jarl with your neighbour brings bad luck when the tide is low. Swearing to your father's face when the moon is new, leads to illness. The hero went into the castle and murdered the fish-lords wife.'


It went on in that fashion. After that, Olaf had made his mark with three crude crosses, that he apparently could not be prevented from turning into crossed axes after that, like a playing child.


“You see?” Clank asked sweetly.


Arva smiled and handed the letter to Bera so she could read it too.


“You don't understand our runes, do you?” She asked the old man.


“That cunt.” Bera whispered and crumbled the parchment in her hand.


“Huh?” Arva made, thinking that maybe she had overlooked some hidden meaning.


“Your letter is nonsense.” Bera told Clank without hesitation.


It fell like a brick from Arva's brow: 'Of course! Of course Olaf would not be so foolish as to provide anyone with a written confession as to his connection to all this?!'


Clank's face wrinkled up with fear.


“Ba...ba...but we ha...have an agreement, he and I.” He stammered. “Y...you can put me in a cell and wait for him to come back, he'll set me free, see if he don't...”


His eyes darted to the table, the dagger Arva had wisely taken away. He sucked on his pipe, gathering himself up.


“Ah, of course, hehe, I was only japin'.” He cackled. “Of course we offer our help to the city, free of charge.”


'You're going to demand your money back from Olaf.' Arva thought hatefully in her mind.


He limped to the side into a nook behind a pillar and Arva could hear him pouring before he produced a tablet with three stone-clay cups with a dark, red liquid. It all took mere seconds.


“Here's to our understanding.” He offered it happily. “A cup of wine, eh?”


That was what the fat man had warned of, though all three cups looked the same. Was it poison, she thought, or something else? She took a cup and raised it to her nose, sniffing. It smelled distantly of wine, true, but more mouldy, sour and more foul. He couldn't get out of this if he poisoned all three of them, so one of the cups would have to be normal wine, she concluded. But that didn't matter, they knew his ploy.


When she poured the cup empty on the ground, it was thicker than wine and darker than it had any right be, even in the candlelight. Clank's face hardened and he reached for his walking stick with his left hand.


Steel scraped against wood as he drew the hidden blade from within. It was cunningly crafted, Arva did not fail to note. To look at it, one might never have suspected it for what it was. She lurched back, escaping his blow as he drew but fell and the hilt of the axe slipped from her fingers. He was left handed, she saw, giving him an edge in combat during the first few moves as most fighters trained against right handers all their life. But he was old, one-legged and tiny and Bera only laughed at him.


The tablet had fallen to the floor with a crash and the cups had shattered, spilling their contents. It looked as though there was the exact same thick, dark, foul stuff in all of them. Clank stood before them, thin, blank blade in hand. It was good steel, not a spot of rust upon it but as Arva looked at it from the ground she saw the reflection of a moving shadow on the left. That was why all cups were the same. Clank would knock out all three of them and his man would slit Bera and Arva's throats before bedding his master to awake unscathed.


“Left!” She bellowed while Bera was still laughing.


The man that stepped into the candlelight was another foreigner, a haggard, bony man, though young, and with a wooden club in his grasp. Clank launched forward, hacking at Arva's feet and she scurried back a few inches. On the right, there was a light and another man emerged there, Thorwlash by the looks of him, tall and strong.


“Ahya!” Bera attacked the man on the left with two large steps, axe swinging in the air.


He raised the wooden club to defend himself but misjudged the axe's path in the twilight and it came crashing down on his head. The blade crunched through his forehead and the upper part of his nose, killing him in an instant. Bera had always been a ferocious fighter, always on the attack.


Arva twisted sideways, dodging Clank's blow to her chest. His tiny frame had moved close, close enough that she could kick his good leg out from under him the next instant. He went down, losing grasp of his blade while Arva used his body to help herself up. There was no time to keep him alive for questioning while there was still a far more dangerous enemy to content with. Her boots were thick, brown leather, with a crude, plank-wooden sole. As soon as she had found her feet she stood over him, giving him a last, disgusted look before the heel of her boot came crashing down on his face. His old, brittle skull broke at once and he was dead.


'Is that what she feels like, killing people underfoot?'


No, her victims were much smaller to her, like cockroaches, crickets or the smallest of frogs.


The Thorwaler looked at them, Bera with blood dripping from her axe and Arva snatching her own weapon back up from the ground. He was barefooted, she saw, his feet dark black with dirt.


'Blackfoot!' She remembered, and maybe the one behind them was Dicer or Stain, or someone else.


“...and the lot.” The fat man had concluded his list, but at the time it had not been clear if he was speaking of his own people or Clank's.


That would mean one more person at least. The fourth person came, and went, running in between the opposing fronts on swift, scurrying toes, making for the door. A huge, fat shadow blocked it a moment later and the fleeing man could not halt in time. The two crashed into each other and the much smaller man bounced away and died, a short, rusty wood axe in his head.


Bera laughed with pleasure and Arva knew her sister well enough to know that she'd be damned before Arva or the fat man got the last enemy instead of her. The red haired Thorwaler had but a fish knife in hand and Bera was on him without a second thought. With her opponent unable to parry, she swung at his head but he caught the axe's shaft mid-swing with his off hand and drove the knife's blade towards Bera's throat.


Arva screamed but Bera caught his hand at the wrist in turn. Then they wrestled with each other. He was not a bad fighter and strong, but lacked Bera's training and ferocity. With a horrible crack, her forehead slammed into his nose, then again, and again, Bera screaming, until he was but a wet sack in her grasp. She could let him go and split his head in two with her axe, Arva thought, but Bera kept butting her head into his face until blood ran down her own and his was jelly.


“Err, I had a gut feelin' you'd let one escape.” The fat man laughed as the Thorwalsh smuggler hit the ground with a thump. “My gut feelin's can always be trusted.”


“You were told to go and help clean the city!” Bera scowled at him.


No doubt she would have liked to hunt down the last one herself, but Arva was glad he came back.


“Err, I wanted to see them dead for me self.” He grumbled with a smile. “Blackfoot's a real nasty bugger. It was him, doin' the intimidatin'.”


“Stain here sold Clank's other stuff on the side.” He nodded to the corpse before him before looking at the one to the left. “And Dicer kept an eye on the city, seeing if anyone tried to do the same as them.”


“What other stuff on the side?” Arva asked with a point.


It was wise to listen closely to any word coming out of his mouth, that much she had learned.


“Ah, did he offer you any wine?” He asked in reply, squeezing through the door.


“Yes.” Arva nodded. “Foul stuff, I'd never drink it.”


“Hehe, that's wise.” He chuckled. “Some are not so lucky though, and they usually water it down so it passes for the cheap piss you can buy at the Tankard. Ohhh, this stuff is not cheap though, no, hehe.”


“What is it?” Arva asked. “A stronger form of Boron's Tears?”


He had lumbered past her to the nook from where Clank had retrieved the tablet and produced a black, label-less bottle, regarding it in his hand.


“No.” He grumbled. “This is the solution to your giant problem.”


He looked up and smiled: “Boronwine.”


Arva was shocked. Mibeltube and Boron's Tears were one thing, but Boronwine was the worst if the stories could be believed. Even a single cup could turn a man into a sack of meal, unable to move or comprehend or react to anything that was happening for hours on end while his mind was captured in mist. That wasn't the worst part though. After waking from it's grasp for the third time, the consumer needed the substance regularly, else pain, insomnia and madness consumed him. There were many twilight taverns, cellars and sheds in the harbours of the south, supposedly, where sailors and others would lay, day in and day out, consuming it until their coin was spent before they were kicked out and stole or killed to get more.


“How is this the solution to our problem?” Bera asked with a frown.


The man's smile made an ice cold shower ran down Arva's spine. They had planned to feast the giantess anyway, to keep her from eating people, and now she would be in for an extra treat she was not expecting. Troutman, that was the fat man's name, also swore that he had heard someone speak of the giant girl, eating the people of a village inland. She did eat regular food and consumed drink as well, if the story was to be believed.


“Everyone thought he was mad.” Troutman shrugged. “Me too, though I had a gut feeling that he wasn't.”


Bera misliked the idea of poisoning the giantess to sleep and killing her, but had no better plan to offer. The very idea of using poison was utterly foreign to the Thorwlash. Arva would never have thought of it. She wondered if this had been Troutman's plan to begin with, on top of getting rid of the competitors holding him down. She wouldn't put it past him. He found a whole case of the stuff soon enough, though he did not seem to have known exactly where it was to begin with. That seemed to mean that they could trust him, their interests aligned in this in any case, and one could argue that he had saved their lives in some way.


When the giantess got up from the winter-harbour and stood over the city, naked as she was, Bera decided to finally go see their homestead before she would have need of them again. Arva followed, full of fear, and Troutman was charged with preparing the drink to add to the giantess' supper.


When the sisters arrived at their homestead however, Arva felt like she lost the ground beneath her feet again, and the world started to tumble before her eyes. Then, all she could feel was grief and hate. She had been unwilling to even face the possibility before, but now, reality hit her like a ram. Bera had to help her off the ground. It would be in her hands now, both of them knew. Arva would try her best to help, but feared she could not, and the giant steps were already returning.

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Chapter 20 by squashed123
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The water had been getting cold and so Laura had stepped out. She sat by the water with some crumbled building beneath her arse and let the sun dry her. A towel would have been nice to have, but she didn't, a thing she had not considered before slipping into the water. But while the sun was shining, it wasn't so bad.


Her breaths were deep and relaxed and she meditated for a while. It would take her little minions some time to clean the city and she was going to give it to them. If she'd not entirely destroy the city in the end, she didn't know yet. For know, it was good to have them work for her just like an immensely larger Lauraville.


She meant to have her teeth cleaned, her nails and hair cut and her pussy satisfied a few more times before the cities fate was to be decided. If they pleased her well, who knew, maybe Laura would be in a gentle mood. Sure enough, she'd take a few people with her to eat on her way home.


She wondered what Janna was doing, hoping that she wasn't worried sick for her. A part of her wished that Janna could see her know as well, with enough food, after taking a pleasurable bath, in a big city she had turned into her personal spa. And all that on her own, without Janna's help. Some time spent alone was good for their relationship, Laura reasoned, and a change of scenery as well. They had been sitting on top of each other too long in that constricting spaceship.


She must have dozed off at some point because when she opened her eyes again she found herself in dire need of a bowel movement. What she had eaten wanted out, or else it was pushing out what she had eaten before. Janna, the biologist, would be able to tell for sure. The idea of taking a dump on someone's home and laugh at their faces afterwards crossed her mind, but she didn't want to walk around a city full of filth.


So, she got up and out the city with a few steps. The land stretched far and was littered with tiny farms with little tiny fields and pastures next to them. When she had first come, she had only had eyes for the city she meant to destroy. The quick, small stream outside the city was the one she intended to use as a water supply for herself. It would be cleaner than the large Bodir, was her reasoning, but she needed water to clean herself too. So, she went along the bank of the Bodir until she had covered a comfortable distance, squatted down and did her dirty business in a little whole she dug with her hands.


“Come out!” She commanded with a laugh, standing over one of the farms she had decided to play with on her way back.


She was hoping that there would be anyone in there at all. No people or farm animals were in evidence, but she thought to have heard at least a frightened cow inside.


Her dainty toes played with the wood and straw roof until part of it collapsed and the farmer's family, too intent on not leaving their land and life behind before, came running out. The slowest and smallest of the five, Laura squashed beneath her big toe before lazily stepping into the path of the others with her other foot.


“Look what I'm doing to your home!” She laughed and put her foot down on it.


It was a large longhouse, for it was living space and stable both, and so only half of it was buried under her foot. Laughing some more, she trampled the rest of it flat along with the animals inside. The farmers looked on in horror as their home, possessions and livelihood perished in seconds.


“Run.” Laura whispered to them from above. “If you reach the city before me, I let you live!”


They didn't even make it to the next farm before Laura had killed all of them, grabbing them one by one with her bare toes and playfully squishing them in between. The last one, a female, she brought to a fall, pushed her two big toes on top of her and pulled her in half while crushing her flat at the same time.


Full of glee she noted that some fled city folk had seemed to have taken refuge in a few other farms. The peasants wore earthen colours by necessity, their work was a dirty one. The city folk by enlarge could afford to wear lighter colours and finer clothing as well. For the Thorwalsh that meant lots of their typical sailcloth pants with longitudinal stripes, fur-lined leather vests, cloaks, tunics and robes, linen shirts and even helmets and armour in one or two cases.


“You are so stupid!” She taunted them as she marched naked over the land, crushing people under her feet. “Did you think this was far enough to escape me?!”


Her nether region tingled with new excitement as people popped, burst and crumbled under her weight. Strong, proud, Viking-ish people, crushed to nothing under the soft, bare soles of a mere college girl. Laura remembered the conversation she had with Bera and Arva and also the tirade of the darker-skinned girl she had ended up eating after she annoyed her. Perhaps they did deserve a little of what she did to them. Not the farmers she squished though, and least of all the little ones.


After killing a few dozen people, she started herding the rest of them over a few more farms and towards the east gate of the city. It was tiresome work but not lacking in entertainment, she found. They were headless, but could be guided if she placed her feet right, like a herd of bugs. There were those who would not let themselves be guided though, perhaps because they were too stupid to understand or thought themselves brave or especially smart, and Laura had her toes make short work of them.


All in all, less than half a hundred arrived at the city.


She had pushed the east gate down with her foot before and it provided an obstacle that fit surprisingly well into the wall. It had basically been a tower-like structure over a gap in the dike and palisade that allowed people to go through while holding the earth aside and allowing for an extra story of fighters to be on top of it and rain down arrows and stones and what not in case of an attack. That it didn't have gates spoke of the confidence the Thorwalsh had in their fighting ability. Perhaps they thought that if they could close the gap with a tight formation they'd be able to kill more enemies, and perhaps they were right, or else they simply didn't think it likely that Thorwal would be attacked from land any time soon.


Right now, the rubble was in the way of getting the people Laura had herded together back into the city but she didn't want to destroy the obstacle and create a way out in turn. She drummed her fingers on her chin, thinking. It was a little imperfect because the rubble might allow climbers with enough capability and time to get down and away. No matter how much power Arva and Bera might hold, some people might think themselves their dearest and try to make an escape anyway.


Already the small crowd before her was drizzling away in all directions along the walls. Sighing, Laura crouched and plucked them up with her fingers, putting them back in front of the gate, one after the other. One tasty looking lad went into her mouth and down her gullet and the next one followed soon after. And then she was eating again, hopping after her tiny morsels before gathering them up and devouring them. It was horrible for them, as evident by their screaming, but Laura thought it was quite funny. When she was relaxed, everything seemed to be better, even, or especially, hunting for her food.


Maybe she could go out and hunt a while for the others who had gotten away. What she had eaten and crushed just now had just been a small portion of them for sure. She wondered where they were. Villages nearby, especially along the coastline seemed a likely option, but the smartest ones would run and run and run all the way to the other end of the world.


Then, there were also those still at sea to consider. They would go away and land somewhere else, when water or food would be running low, or maybe they'd see their fellow Thorwalsh cleaning up the city under her rule and decide to come back. She might be able to lure them back too, if she sent out the one ship she still had floating in the winter-harbour.


The tiny people had made good progress on the corpses, she saw. It had a gruesome touch of the old Nazi-documentaries Laura had seen in history class, the way they hauled the dead onto wagons and carts and drove them away towards the sea.


'Am I this bad?' An uncomfortable feeling spread in her stomach region.


She did not want to think about it and banished the thought. It had the potential to ruin everything. Still, a stale trace of the bitter taste remained.


Sighing, she stepped back into the city, careful not to tread on anyone alive. The main streets weren't narrow at all, so wide in fact, that she could just place her feet next to each other on them, even more in some places. She wanted to go where no people were for once, so she turned right to the hetman's families' compound next to the winter-harbour she had utterly destroyed.


She was going to call for Arva and Bera from there and have them assemble a group of people to go to work on her body. In the spaceship, cutting finger- and toenails was done with a pair of scissors from Janna's science equipment to dissect stuff. The hair between her legs and armpits Laura had had removed by her villagers once before. But now, she had neither of those things and both areas were in need of tending to again.


But to her surprise, she found both Bera and Arva in the smashed stockade after she arrived. Next to all the rubble, she had almost overlooked and sat down on them. Their faces were in remarkably bad shapes, which was to say that Arva had cried and Bera looked as dark and gloomy as a graveyard.


“What's the matter?” It broke out of Laura before she could think.


Of course. They were the daughters and nieces of hetwomen as they had told her, though Laura couldn't remember the names of whom exactly.


“You killed a lot of our family.” Bera explained with little words.


'Yes, but that was when I didn't know you yet.' Laura's mind was going into defence.


She felt bad though, and couldn't help it for a moment, before she remembered the arguments she had used to convince them earlier.


'Imagine how many families of poor fuckers you have snuffed out, you raiding hypocrites.'


“Well, now you know what that feels like.” She offered. “I bet you don't feel so much like raiding any more, do you?”


“They were utterly defenceless against you!” Arva screamed with a broken voice, her tiny fists balled in helpless rage.


“Most likely just like the inhabitants of any village you assault. Come on now, don't be stupid.”


“Two wrongs don't make a right!” Arva spat against her, unwilling to submit to reason.


'Oh yeah, like I haven't heard that one before.'


“Bla, bla, bla.” Laura mouthed annoyed. “Tell you what, the day you guys stop raiding, I'll stop killing people.”


Hell would freeze over before Thorwal would stop fighting, that much she had learned.


Bera placed a hand on her sister's shoulder and brought her to silence: “What do you want?”


No 'what do you wish' or 'what can we do for you', or 'how may we be of service'. The tone was rougher now, but that was a game two could play and Laura was sitting at the decidedly longer lever.


“I want my nails cut.” She replied briskly. “Make it happen. Afterwards I want my hair trimmed.”


Laura made to sit down in spite of their presence forcing them to flee from her naked butt. Some wooden beams and boards cracked and crushed beneath her.


“Might...” Bera began, a little out of breath from the sudden run. “Might we do this somewhere else? You are sitting on...there are still some of our...”


“I don't care.” Laura interrupted her. “You better be quick or I'll crush someone not dead yet.”


The common people inside the walls seemed to have changed somewhat, she noted with suspicion. They were still fearful and uncomfortable in her presence but not so headless as once and as the ones Laura had just eaten had been. Pedicure was the first order of business.


Arva and Bera seemed to have decided to stay away from her for now, but organized fifteen people who seemed adequate enough for the job. They all looked like seasoned craftsmen and women and some even wore leather aprons or had tools hanging from their belts.


“You are to cut the nails on my fingers first.” Laura informed them. “I want them short, smooth and even. What are your professions?”


They exchanged a few uneasy glances before one after the other gave answer.


“Carpenter! Smith! Butcher! Barber! Stonemason! Barber! Smith! Woodcarver! Bonecarver! Stonemason! Carpenter!” And so forth.


'Smart.' Laura thought, Arva and Bera had a real hand for this.


Given the size and thickness of her nails to them, these professions seemed most appropriate, plus she highly doubted to able to find any actual pedicurists here. She put her hands down and spread her fingers to let them go to work.


“Hey you, butchers.” Laura grinned from above. “If you cut my skin or hurt me, I'll pull your little heads off. That goes for any of you.”


Of course, they knew that already. Their tiny discussion could only be described as cute, as the little craftsmen discussed how best to service her. Her nails weren't overly long or anything, just a little longer than she liked to wear them, neatly trimmed down. She had never been one for fancy, long nails. She found them gross and impractical.


“Hack it off with an axe, then do the fine work with hammer and chisel.” One bearded, grumbling man suggested.


“Too uneven.” A tall, young woman remarked. “We should get a really sharp knife and try that.”


“Cut this with a knife?” Another man knocked onto Laura's nail with a knuckle. “Are you mad?”


“Oh, you haven't seen my knives, fool.”


“Why don't we try both, see what works best?”


“I don't think there's much room for error here, though.”


“We could carve it off, layer by layer, that should give us the finest result!”


“Yah, if you want to sit here until tomorrow.”


“My nails aren't too hard for you, are they?” Laura asked amused.


A bolder man stepped forth, rubbed his hands over the material and leaned on the end of her nail, trying how flexible it was. Laura could barely feel anything and didn't know if he could either.


“We've never cut nails like these before.” He responded in the plumb, practical tone of a handyman. “But it should be doable. I say we go with a bone-saw first and work with finer tools after, make it nice and smooth, just like she wants.”


That seemed to convince them well enough. The saw tickled a little but their tiny hands and close proximity to their work did a finer job than Laura ever could with Janna's scissors. She was well pleased. Her toenails proved a little harder but they got the job done just as well. Then it was to her pubes.


The barbers proved most adapt at this task of course, but with Laura's snatch longer than they were tall, they faced the problem of getting high enough to their work. She offered to lift them onto her abdomen but they decided to go with ladders, stacked chests and wooden beams instead. It was getting really intimate, even a little uncomfortable, if truth be told. The tiny people were faced with the largest vagina and butt-hole they ever saw and Laura had a group of complete strangers crawl all over her private parts, and not for sex.


They cut hair for hair, holding the balance between doing a clean job and not injuring her, with the sharp knives of the barbers. It took a while, but they did a better job than Laura could ever hope to do herself. When she had gotten used to the feeling a little, her pussy tingled again. These tiny, helpless worms were doing this obviously uncomfortable thing to her, forced to service her without choice.


When they were done, a female hair-cutter admired her handiwork for just a little too long, forgetting what exactly she was looking at. Laura's fingers caught her from behind and pushed her forward, face first into her folds. That reminded her well enough.


“Do you like it?” Laura asked teasingly while the woman gurgled, protested and fought.


The others looked on, helpless. Laura leaned back and pushed the woman into her vagina, relishing her struggles.


“My womanhood likes to eat people like you.” She told the onlookers.


She had her way with that poor woman for a while, fingering herself in front of her helpless servants.


“You are...a beautiful...woman!” One tiny handyman managed to say, visibly struggling with it.


“Oh, do you want to join in, little man?” Laura spread herself open with her fingers, revealing her wet pinkness to him.


The little woman wriggled and struggled until she came tumbling out, wheezing and coughing. If the little man was offering to please her, why not, Laura thought. Who knew, perhaps he'd do a better job than she could herself at this task as well. Maybe she'd get her dildo from the winter-harbour and show him what sort of cock she needed too.


“Er, I'd rather not.” He waved off. “But I think there is something beautiful we might do about your hair.”


“My hair?” She asked intrigued. “What, the hair on my head?”


“Yes.” He nodded, pulling his own long hair behind an ear with a hand.


Many Thorwalsh men liked to wear their hair long. It was another thing that set them apart from the other peoples Laura had seen. She wore her own hair in a simple ponytail, bound by an increasingly worn-out hairband.


“I'm thinking to shorten your braid a little and make other, smaller ones to go with it, like the ones I have.” He suggested into the blue and raised a blond braid of hair on his temple.


Laura leaned in close to be able to see. He looked handsome with his blond beard that stopped on length with his hair just above his Adam's apple and his nordic, icy blue eyes and he seemed to be a man who took good care of his appearance. His braids were held in place by little metal rings or clips, it seemed.


“How do you mean to fix them?” Laura asked, playing with a strand of her own hair.


She was excited to try this thing, her head-hair was in need of a shortening for sure, but she had to make sure that they were capable of this.


“We'll use ropes for now.” He suggested after a look that proved that he was not unafraid of the idea he had put into her head. “Perhaps in time we could cast-forge bronze or copper rings with fitting ornamentations to match your beauty?”


That had Laura hooked even more and she would not let herself be put off by the helpless glance he shot at one who was presumably a smith.


“I agree.” She decided, trying to hide her excitement. “But I don't have to tell you what happens if you botch this.”


“Oh, if I botch this I'll kill myself gladly.” He replied meekly, tiny and forlorn. “I couldn't bare to go on living.”


Laura giggled amused: “You're a talker. Let's see what you can do.”


She shifted away from them and laid down so that the back of her head was on on the ground. The destroyed home of Arva and Bera's family was just large enough for her to do so. She removed her hairband and pulled her hair out so that they might work on it too. This was even better than she had imagined. With her ears so close to them, she could hear their every word.


“Barbers, a test of your skill.” The tiny man announced softly and Laura was sure she could hear a cynic chuckle.


“Hammar Ingvarson, you'll be the death of us all.” A woman whispered enraged.


“Perhaps you should get that off you before you get it into her hair.” Hammar replied with a laugh. “And no need to thank me for saving you.”


“Perhaps I should cut off your manhood and shove it into your mouth.” The woman spat, walking away.


“They're like ropes all on their own, almost.” Someone said, holding a strand of Laura's hair in their hands. “Perhaps a few together would make fine rigging.”


“Come on now, they're not that thick.” Someone else replied. “They're more like a sturdy thread.”


“And smooth as silk and shiny as velvet.” Hammar concluded suggestively, probably knowing that Laura could hear.


She giggled again.


“We'll need a trestle or a gantry to get up there.”


“Then we shall make one. Don't use ladders. If she moves her head you might fall off.”


“Oh, I need to get the hair beneath my arms cut too.” Laura remembered. “If two of you with tools could walk up to my hand.”


They did, and Laura placed them one on each of her soft, naked breasts before lifting her arms to let them go to work on her. She remembered that it tickled, but she was relaxed and willing to follow through with it.


“She likes to remove her hair like those southern girls.” Someone took note. “Perhaps she might prefer a southern style as well?”


“And you know how to make one?” Someone else replied in turn. “She has a slight wave, but those southern bitches like their hair far more curlier than that, how do we do that?”


“Bugger off, the both of you, we're doing what Hammar said.” The grumbling man's voice threw in. “I'll see if I can't find some ropemakers, they might help us with the bloody braids.”


Laura was gleaming inside. It was funny, exciting and refreshing all at once, and it didn't even involve killing anyone. They built some kind of scaffolding around her head while the barbers debated were best to cut to reduce the length of her hair without making it too short or look scruffy. It was easy to take the Thorwalsh for uncivilised barbarians, just as the Vikings, or better the peoples they descended from, had been seen by the Romans. They were not uncivilised at all, but their culture seemed somewhat unique and peculiar and they probably lacked some niceties other peoples had.


“Pull!”


“Uraah!”


“Good, now that strand!”


They pulled on her hair but were far too weak to ever hurt her. To start the braiding high up on her head the group of people had to work together and audibly expend themselves.


“Twist! No, that way! Good! We're getting somewhere!”


Her armpits were finished and the tiny workers climbed over to in between Laura's breasts. Instead of letting them down however, she entertained herself by grabbing each of them in one hand and massaging them into her boobs, rubbing their tiny, struggling forms onto her nipples. She felt fresher, cleaner already. Making the deal had been a good idea and she couldn't wait to see how her new hairstyle would turn out.


“Hold! Hold fast! How do we fix the bloody thing?!”


“Rope is too crude and thick for this, try the leather.”


Laura released her toys and put them down on the ground before it was done. She didn't want to end up killing them. When they told her to rise and inspect herself she was as giddy as a schoolgirl, but also slightly worried that they had messed her up. What would Janna say if she came back to her looking like some scarecrow? She'd laugh and make fun of her, when all that Laura wanted was to be beautiful.


The tiny people's reaction was a little suspect, as though they had to try hard to find something positive about their work, but when Laura stood up and went over to the winter-harbour to take a look at her reflection in the water she was more than pleased. With the canal blocked, the water did not stir any more, and so she could see herself as good as she could hope to do in lack of a mirror. Oh how much she wanted a mirror and maybe a proper hairbrush. How great the weight of these little, mundane, every-day things was when she didn't have them.


As it turned out, the little craftsmen had just been a little perfectionist, for obvious reasons. One of the braids they had framed her face with, was a little unsymmetrical but that was the worst of it already. The ends of her new braids they had fixed with immensely thick strings of leather, probably cowhide or something, that they had tightly bound and braided together to make a long one. Crafted by such fine, tiny hands, the bindings looked like unfathomably expensive accessoires to her giant eye. They had un-knotted and disentangled her hair quite well too. Laura wondered why she had not made any tiny people do this for her earlier. She could make them do anything she wanted, if it was within their power.


She was back over her servants with a few bouncing steps and they looked up to her, tremblingly awaiting her judgement.


“Well...” She began as cold and uncaring, frowning and disapproving as she could.


Their faces slipped in horror, all except for tiny Hammar Ingvarson's.


“It's perfect!” She exclaimed with a grateful laugh. “I love it! Oh, let me take another look!”


She went back to the lake and looked at her reflection again before she held her hair up behind her head and tried her new style combined with the hairband she had put on her wrist in the meantime. It looked a little Indian that way, but not in a way she didn't approve of either.


“Oh, you people are artisans!” She said when she was back in front of them, kneeling so that they would not have to crane their necks too much. “You each deserve a kiss!”


She took each of them one after the other and planted a grateful, wet kiss upon their tiny heads. They suffered it with visible discomfort, especially the two Laura had rubbed on her tits.


“We...urgh!” Hammar laughed when Laura kissed his golden head last. “We are delighted that you are pleased!”


“Hmhm.” Laura chuckled behind her lips. “And would you like to please me some more?”


He knew she was hinting at her nether parts, the hard realization was written plainly on his face.


“If that is your wish.” He replied meekly but Laura only burst out into laughter.


“I am only teasing you.” She grinned. “But there is something you might still be able to do for me.”


'Perhaps. Maybe.' It was a big and difficult task she had in mind, one that might stretch their abilities a little too far.


“You are able to make clothes, right?”


“Yes.” Hammar clutched against Laura's thumb and pulled himself up.


“My shirt is a mess.” She went on. “I was wondering if you could patch it up? It might be a little too big for you though. It needs to be sturdy enough that it doesn't tear when I wear it.”


“I understand.” He replied, thinking. “We have tailors, also those that make sails. I'll be dammed if we didn't try to please you!”


“Fine then, but don't ruin it.” Laura set him down. “I'll get my shirt, you'll get the craftsmen.”


“You are doing very well.” She added to the others in hopes of finally wiping those annoying frowns off their faces.


Her clothes were by the dungeon keep where she had left them, on the hill where sheep grazed over the cliffs. Her way led her all the way across the city and over the canal. Everywhere, people were still busy, though the over all picture had greatly improved, with most of the squished corpses gone already. Most folk hid in nearby houses when she passed but Laura couldn't blame them for that.


Wagons full of flesh were being dumped into the evening tide that now went up all the way to the cliffs where before she had been able to place her feet onto the pebble shore. Before taking her clothes, she opened the gates of the dungeon keep again, freeing those she had trapped there. More people meant more servants and a faster clean-up.


She even toyed with the idea of having the prisoners in the tower released, but decided against it. They had to be in there for a reason, most of them anyway.


On her way to retrieve her shoes and socks from the south-east side of the city, she took a closer look at the main harbour. The entrance to the basin was as narrow as three or fours ships were wide, a circumstance that way created by a long arm, created artificially and of stone, with a wall on it's seaside with towers on it. Underestimating her own weight, Laura tried balancing on the less than ten meter wide construction. It broke and crumbled, which brought much of the wall and many towers to fall but it did not seem as though anyone was on it.


So not to fall herself, she danced over quickly, destroying the seemingly ages old structure or at least damaging it severely.


'Whoopsie.'


Her shoes still bore the mark of smashed people. Laura meant to give them a thorough scrub, as she meant to give the rest of her clothes. It was all dirty as it always was, but since she had been spending so much time without cleaning them, it was especially so. Sleeping on the ground had not helped either.


There were not many hours left before sundown though, and sleeping naked was probably ill advised. It was getting fresh, even outside the water and Laura yearned to put on some clothes. Most likely, cleaning her clothes would have to wait until tomorrow. But where would she sleep, she asked herself. There were places in the city that seemed drier and cleaner than the bare ground outside the walls, but what would the tiny population do when she slumbered? Would they try to cut her throat or something, gauge out her eyes, shovel earth into her nose to suffocate her?


Laura didn't even know if they were able to do any of that, least of all without waking her, but a sliver of paranoid discomfort remained. As with most questions that posed real, actual problems, Laura put it off until later.


“She wants to know what material this is!” Hammar called up to her after she had unfolded her shirt and put it down to where she had gotten her hair cut.


A tiny group of tailors, presumably, was walking on her garment, inspecting the damage.


'Cotton.' Laura thought with a frown. 'But what's the bloody word for cotton?”


“Tree...wool.” She stammered helplessly.


“Tree-wool, yes, cotton!” Hammar answered the question for her.


The language was simple.


“I've never seen no tree-wool like this.” The woman who had asked complained to him. “And it's burned. Look!”


“Yeah...” Laura crouched and frowned. “Some people with catapults did this.”


Hammar gave her a long, interested look before he turned to the tailor: “What if we patch it with sailcloth?”


“And what do we use to attach the patching?” She replied. “You said it was to be sturdy enough so she doesn't tear it.”


“It's impossible, isn't it?” Laura asked, disappointment in her voice.


Hammar's hand was in his beard as he looked down, left and right and back at one of the holes.


“What if we make holes over all around, no cutting, just tear open the pattern a little bit?” He asked aloud.


“And then what?” The woman dusted off her skirt after standing.


“We work in the most flexible rigging we have and weave over the gap like a net.”


“I don't know anything about that.” The woman lifted her hands. “Only that wind and weather will go through as before.”


“Not if we work sailcloth into the rigging though, yes, that might work.”


Hammar was astoundingly excited about this project, a true craftsman who loved his work.


“I think we found a way!” He called up to Laura who blessed him with a smile.


“How long will it take?”


That was impossible to say, even for him, but Laura decided to take him up on his offer to work through the night, even if that meant sleeping without a shirt. It would be cool in the night in any case, which got her a new idea. Fires. She could have them build large fires that would warm her.


But before exploring that plan, she meant to wash her panties at least. She had practically no choice but to step right back into the dirt again, she knew that and accepted it, but a minimum of standards had to be maintained. For the little people her clothes would be too big and heavy once soaked with water, so washing was a task she had to perform herself. Washing, that meant soaking the clothes in water and rubbing the fabric against itself to get the dirt out. In lack of any detergent or even soap, that was tiresome work and often produced unsatisfying results, but it was the best thing Laura could do at her size.


She did not know if the Thorwalsh people had a thing like soap. She didn't even know how soap was made, thinking that it had to be some complicated, chemical process. But it couldn't hurt to ask. She had not failed to notice that the Thorwalers' linens were white and clean, that their hair didn't look unwashed and that they didn't smell bad. They had to have some way to do that.


“Hammar?” She asked from above as he was busy arguing with a ropemaker about the thickness and quality of the rigging they'd need. “How do you wash your clothes?”


He looked up, startled. Maybe he hadn't expected her to call him by his name, or maybe he had not expected her to wash her clothes at all.


“Don't tell me you give them to your wife.” She laughed. “I know Thorwal doesn't work that way.”


Thorwal would probably be the wet dream of her crazy women's studies professor, she judged. The genders weren't completely equal of course, only one could biologically bear children and the other was still larger and stronger, but they seemed less divided here than in Andergast by a long shot.


“He doesn't have a wife, he likes men!” The female tailor burst out laughing.


The older, stout woman was still around, looking at the beginnings of work on Laura's shirt with a sceptical glance and her hands on her hips. She wore a shirt, apron and a cloth over her hair, which made her look much more womanly than any of those women and girls styling themselves shield-maids. This type of person existed anywhere. No society would function without the tough-as-leather aunty-type of women who nattered, complained and gossiped but carried any load they must. She'd know about washing clothes for sure.


“That's not true!” Hammar Ingvarson reddened. “I just haven't found the right girl yet!”


“Ha, aye, and when you found her, she'll have a beard, arms like trees and be two meters tall!” The woman chuckled.


Most of the tiny people looked up nervously, the ones who joined into the merriment were few.


Laura giggled heartily and bowed down to the woman: “You're not afraid of me?”


Her face hardened and it took her a while to respond: “No! If you kill me, I'll go and see my god and my husband, my mother and father, and my three sons that died to the sword!”


Pride and defiance were in her voice but she couldn't cloak her fear entirely. It had lost all the facility of washerwomen's talk from a moment ago. That was another cross Laura had to bear. She was a stranger anywhere and frightening to all, though she had done more than her part to make them fear and hate her in this city more than anywhere else, except perhaps her own little village. Maybe if she went to some other place she could try not being a murderous monster for once, but that chance had passed for Thorwal as soon as she had stepped over the city walls.


“Who said anything about killing you?” Laura acted more hurt than she had any justification to be. “I want to wash my clothes, you look like you would know a thing or two about that.”


Hammar was on site to intervene and assist but Laura didn't want him to. She wanted to resolve this with the woman herself, show that she was capable of doing so without using her size. She had been showing her friendly side for a while and not killed anyone and not destroyed anything except for that thing in the harbour, and she hadn't even meant to break that either. But there was no way to bring Hammar to silence without using her power, or at least she couldn't figure out a way in time.


“Just put them in water, let them soak for a while and rub!” He suggested. “I fear they are too big for us to boil them.”


“You go back to patching her tunic!” The woman waved him off. “You've got your foolish hands full with that! I'll show her how to wash those garments, I won't have it said I'm not doing my part!”


There it was again, that heart-lifting lightness Laura wanted to be part of but couldn't. The woman even beat Hammar off with a towel she drew from the belt of her apron and he ducked away, unable not to laugh.


“Let me have a look at that!” The tailor beckoned to the panties in Laura's hands.


“That's as big as a bloody sail!” She said, inspecting it after Laura had laid it out for her. “I've never washed no bloody sail before! And the other things are even bigger!”


Laura's jeans, bra and socks were piled up on the ground, next to the shirt that was undergoing it's repairs.


“These are undergarments!”


The woman had not known what she was looking at before noticing the unmistakable stain on the fabric where Laura's crotch sat when she wore it.


“Ah, we women, that cannot be helped!” The woman went on, scratching at the dirt with her tiny fingernail.


Laura understood what the saying 'airing one's dirty laundry in public' meant now. It was awkward and terribly violating to her privacy, but then again, she stood bare naked over an entire city, showing off her private parts to all of them, whether they liked it or not. But apparently, conversing over crotch-stains in underpants helped the woman see Laura more as human than a monster.


“It stinks! You should change into fresh ones, underpants should be changed weekly!” All at once it felt like she was speaking to a daughter or a niece.


And everyone heard, everyone now knew about Laura's stinking underwear.


'Underpants should be changed daily.' She thought bitterly.


“I only have this one.” She said. “How do I get it clean?”


“Ayayayay...” The woman shook her head in disapproval, looking terribly ironic, standing on the stain that Laura's vagina had made.


“Hammar is right. It's too big, we cannot boil it.” She continued after a while, hands on her hips, still staring at the mess. “Saltwater, I'd say, to get the stink out, and fresh, clean water afterwards so that it can dry. Saltwater doesn't dry so well, and you don't want that salt there, believe me.”


Laura almost chuckled awkwardly, but decided not to. She felt the dire urge to dress and hoped that this intimate conversation didn't continue for much longer.


“Maybe there is something that could facilitate the process?” She asked.


“Why not use soap?!” Hammar called over, a rope in his hands.


And there it was. Such a mundane thing that regular people of Laura's and Janna's age barely ever thought about, that could make such a large difference. As it turned out, the Thorwalsh did have soap, though it was usually too expensive to waste on cleaning clothes. For Laura, an exception was made of course and she did not have to pay anything either. They collected bars and pieces of soap where they found them and brought them to her into the winter-harbour where she washed first her panties and then her other clothes as well.


It was easy to squish a tiny piece of soap into the fabric and then rub to make it work. The tailor woman, who's name was Ragna Ragnasdottir, approved. Laura tried to mould surplus pieces of soap together to make a big one with some success, even though the piece she gained was barely that of a penny. Still, it was a thing she meant to take with her when she would leave, along with her unexpected sex toy.


Three alchemists had been living in Thorwal before she arrived, and making soap had been their main occupation. One was confirmed dead, the other missing and unaccounted for, but the third, an old Garethian immigrant by the name of Alrik Oilboiler, promised to make a large piece of soap for her. His workshop had been destroyed under her foot, as had another, but a third Alchemist's home and workplace was still standing and he agreed to use it in place of his own.


She had thought that alchemists tried to turn iron into gold or sell snake-oil love-potions or something like that, but as it happened, they were chemists of sorts that could produce quite useful things such as soap, paper, glue and other things. There was a huge number of ways to produce soap, she learned, and all involved some kind of oil or fat combined with other ingredients. The simplest combination was animal fat and coal dust, not sounding very aromatic and not smelling the part as well, but it got the job done well enough and was the kind of soap most readily available.


The Thorwalsh were bending over backwards trying to accommodate Laura, making good on their end of the deal. Laura rewarded them by being friendly and not killing anyone for now. If truth be told, she was as astounded about that as they probably were. She had not planned it this way, but it certainly felt right.


She had spent an eternity wringing out the water from her clothes but they were still wet and the sun would be gone within another hour or two. They were clean now, as clean as they had not been in a long while and that made her happy. She was tired too and looked forward towards the night, although she did not know where and how she would spend it yet. The day had been exhausting with all the cleaning and washing, bathing and trimming, and crushing and killing thousands.


The fishers out at sea had joined the waiting ships when they returned and found their city in turmoil. There was quite a fleet of them now and, no doubt, they would have quite the interesting conversation over there. Maybe tomorrow Laura would try and swim out there if they were still there.


“Arva, Bera, I want you!” She called into the city as she walked about in search for a place to sleep.


An old man had failed to step out of her path, occupied with dragging a large wooden beam off the street. Laura was allowed to kill as per the deal. Maybe she should crush someone just so not to lose the taste for it. She stomped her foot on the ground a little to get a reaction from him. Nothing.


“Are you deaf?” Laura asked but still gained no hint of a reply. “Hey!”


She stomped harder and the man looked up. He must have felt the tremor in the ground. Their eyes met and she could see his widen. He was an old bear without hair on his head but a mighty beard instead and of burly, thick stature. Dropping his wooden beam, he scurried to the side, waving her past.


He shouted something up at her, but it was absolutely unintelligible. He was deaf indeed, and Laura decided against crushing him. Instead, she bowed a little, smiled and took the beam he'd been struggling with to the side of the road. To her, it was only slightly larger than a match.


“Uarghu!” He shouted up at her, or something along those lines.


“You are welcome.” Laura replied with a nod.


It might just as well have been an insult but she chose not to care. She couldn't well crush someone for unlearning how to speak after going deaf.


The market place just north of the harbour was long and wide enough to let her spend the night there. It had been cleaned thoroughly and was cobbled, so she wouldn't get near as dirty if she slept there. When she walked or sat on pavement, she left dents in the ground as well, though not as deep. The tiny people would have all hands full for months after she was gone, repairing the damage. That could not be helped though. Laura was what she was, huge and heavy.


“What do you require?” A man's voice shouted up at her.


And what a man he was. Laura took note of his queerly shining, dark blue vest right away and thought the rest of him was clad in a weird sort of leather, half blue, half skin coloured, before she noticed his little, tiny cock swinging freely between his legs as he walked. He was naked, except for his vest, and that lend him a strange look at first glance. On the one hand he looked fearsome with his crude tattoos, hard, muscular swimmer's body and bare, bony skull but on the other he looked ready to hit a pride parade on earth. He seemed utterly unafraid too.


Laura crouched down towards him to get a better look: “And who are you?”


He was someone important. Everything about him just screamed it. She had seen some such barely clad little men before, some in this city before her feet had come down on their heads, and one at Jarl Kalf's who had been a Swafnir priest. None of them at looked this enticing, however.


“I am Thorgun Swafnirson!” His smile gleamed, eyes shining so brightly that Laura felt impaled by them at once.


He came closer yet, uncaring. Faced with such a sudden and unexpected display of manly boldness Laura clutched her clothes tighter to her body. It was a weird reaction as she noticed a moment later, for one because she could turn him into a stamp with a single step, and also because he had a full view of her vagina while she was crouching. She changed that immediately and fell back onto her behind, sitting cross-legged.


He stopped in front of her leg and regarded it like a boulder he meant to climb. This man was not afraid of challenges, Laura knew at once, and it seemed that he had chosen her as his next. He looked like a man who took what he wanted, with or without consent but not in a way that was necessarily unkind.


“How may I be of service to you?” He asked, looking up at her with that smile of his.


Laura had almost forgotten.


“I asked for Bera and Arva.” She replied, making sure her tone expressed sufficient disapproval. “Did they send you so that they didn't have to come themselves?”


To be fair, the last time they had sent someone else to service Laura it had worked out far better than she could have expected but she disliked her orders not being obeyed.


“I offered to go in their stead.” Thorgun replied with a shrug. “They have suffered a great loss and I wanted to see you up close anyway.”


Laura couldn't help but laugh. It didn't happen often that someone volunteered to be close to her, not often at all.


“You may laugh, but the loss of so many loved ones at once is a blow not easily stomached.” He frowned. “Even though we live in the knowledge that they live in and feast forever in the watery halls of our god.”


“I, uh, no!” She stammered, hastily trying to solve the misunderstanding. “It was only because you...because you said you wanted to see me from up close! I'm sorry if I killed any of their family, really, I wish I'd never stepped on their home!”


Now he laughed, but darkly: “Ah, better not say that to their faces!”


“Why not?” Laura was puzzled. “Maybe I should apologise to them, maybe...”


He shook his head and pursed his lips before looking deeply into her eyes.


“That is not a wound an apology can heal.” He explained. “Only time can, if at all. If you apologised it might hurt even more, like rubbing salt into an open cut.”


“I understand.” She replied, downtrodden. “You all must hate me for what I did to your city. And your god.”


The wet clothes were cold and heavy in her arms. She found it hard to understand her own feelings. On the one hand, she had crushed and killed so many people that it had gotten hard to care about it, but on the other she wondered how many unique persona she had snuffed out, how much skill, how many interesting stories, how many new and exciting ideas. He seemed to weigh her words for a few moments.


“In the sea, the realm of our god, the big fish eat the little fish. It is the way it has always been, and always will be!”


It was strange that he would try to save her from having a guilty conscience but perhaps that was what priests were born to do. He was a priest, there was no doubt about it.


“And that I misused your little statue, your god's...penis?” The word came shy over her lips.


“Oh, what's a member for if not for that?” He asked mischievously. “If you ask me, you've done our god a greater service than anyone ever could!”


Laura looked at him, aghast by the flirty undertone. It couldn't be, he couldn't really be flirting with her. Not with her, gigantic as she was, not as tiny as he was in comparison and most of all not while they were both naked. His cock swung left and right between his legs as he stood broad legged. She couldn't help it and started giggling before breaking into fully fledged laughter.


He joined in with a chuckle: “I see that I have amused you, what else can I do for you?”


'I hope you're not hinting at sex, little guy.' She thought, narrowing her eyes. 'You're a tough one but this booty will fuck you flat if you let me try.'


It might have been his skimpy clothes, his dirty, lascivious smirks, or the general, manly ease with which he acted, something about him screamed hot, dirty sex and Laura's loins were listening. Her strange, fearful reaction had not been the only reaction provoked by his intoxicating appearance and Laura had almost forgotten what she had wanted of Arva and Bera in the first place.


“I want to spend the night here, on the market place.” She said quickly, determined to ignore any hints, whether they had been real or imagined. “And I want a fire.”


“A fire, eh?” He grinned, regarding her leg. “To warm you in the night?”


He stretched out his hand and touched her. His tiny hand ran quickly over the fine hairs on her skin. Laura was blessed with such fine leg hair that she did not really ever require to shave her legs, which had always come welcome in summer. To her eye, her hairs were neigh invisible but the tiny man could see them, everyone, and the feeling his tiny hand produced as he ran it across without touching her actual skin was incredible. It tickled abominably, so much so that Laura immediately withdrew, but she could not deny that it had something playful, tingling to it.


'And so the ninety something kilo guy made the nine thousand ton goddess flinch away.' She thought in amazement.


He must have thought the same thing, because he laughed heartily.


“You shouldn't tickle me.” She scolded him. “I could have gone the other way and crushed you.”


“Where's the fun if there is no risk in it?” He asked in reply, still laughing.


He lunched forward and did it again, tickling her, but Laura was prepared now and refused to flinch, even though that took a real effort of concentrated restraint on her part. The hairs on her neck stood upright and her whole body shuddered. He upped his game and started running down the length of her leg, hand stretched out.


“Hey!” Laura called, meaning it to sound like a warning but it came out as laugh instead.


She moved back further and moved a hand to keep him away. As a result, her clothes tumbled half off of her, exposing a breast.


“Ah, there's something I'd like to tickle!” His smile flashed as he wrestled with her fingers.


He was strong, but not so strong as that he might have stood a chance.


“You're a queer priest.” Laura shook her head in disbelief, unsure what to make of him.


“Ah, and what makes a priest in your eyes?” He challenged her. “Is it to squint over dusty books in some temple, scratching a withered, unused cock through thick, moth-eaten robes with a hand that has never so much as touched an axe?”


She wasn't sure if she was expected to reply to that, but she shrugged and said: “Yes?”


“No!” He replied, laughing. “Those who separate their warriors and their wise will have their thinking done by cowards and their fighting done by fools!”


“Whoa!” She giggled and folded her hands to perform a mock bow. “Master, I had no idea you were so wise!”


He laughed with her, so hard that his back was arching and his cock swinging around wildly. He loved to laugh, that much was clear, and he loved life and didn't seem to even be capable of fear. Laura was enjoying him a great deal, he was fun to be around.


“Besides...” He began after calming down. “Those who tell themselves they can't touch pretty girls start diddling little boys before long.”


“So, you like touching pretty girls, huh?” She raised an eyebrow at him.


Again, his smile flashed, enticing, mischievous, dirty: “Oh, that goes both ways, for the most part.”


He grinned. Laura made her eyes roll sarcastically and looked away but her lips played into a smile all on their own.


She knew the role of the winning player, alpha male he was playing all too well. Now it was up to her to say something clever and knock him down a peg to keep him coming. Besides that she could fall into his arms and tell him how awesome he was like some bimbo, or turn bitter, cynical and offended like those girls styling themselves feminists. She could also just pick him up and eat him, but nothing would spoil the fun this man had in him as sure as that.


She had almost asked him if he thought she was pretty, but she would not give him that yet. He stroked her finger that was still holding him at bay and she realized that she was touching him already.


“Oh, that's how you get girls to touch you.” She showed a scolding grin and drew her hand away. “First you touch them without permission and then they touch you to get you off of them.”


“Ha, that's how it works, in Thorwal, sometimes.” He admitted with a shrug. “They hit me too.”


“So? And what do you do?”


“Why, I hit them back!” He smiled broadly.


That was off-putting.


“You mean, you beat up a girl and have your way with her?”


His eyes showed understanding: “Or she beats me up and has her way with me, oft as not.”


Laura was unsure how to reply. Thorwalsh women were a feisty lot, to be sure, perhaps they practised a more violent form of sexuality.


“We tend not to beat each other beyond consciousness though.” He went on, explaining. “There is a certain playfulness to it, in the end at least. Few things are as intimate as fighting and sometimes it's the best way to show your desire, why not?”


“So, if I wanted you, you'd be okay with me just sitting on you and doing it?”


She had expected him to swallow and say something of an excuse like Hammar had done, but he only laughed again. She imagined putting him on his back and fucking him on the cobble stones, she being on top, letting her pussy crash down on him again and again until she came, if that would work at all. Her butt cheeks would push craters into the pavement and between them there would be a wet, red splotch; him, crushed to a smoothie, mingled with her cum. It had a certain appeal to it, but talking to him was preferable for now.


“You are hinting at rape.” He smirked. “But could it be rape if I enjoyed it just as much as you do?”


That led down a road Laura did not want to go but she could not help but admire his fearlessness. Was it bravery though, or did he simply not care whether she killed him or not, or was he playing her somehow, she wondered. If he was playing her he was winning, because Laura chose to change the subject.


“What about my fire?” She asked. “I'm think here, on that what used to be a building.”


“Ah.” His smile soured somewhat. “I was hoping to get that idea out of your head. Fire, you'll need a big one, and you may well end up burning us down.”


'Ah, still saving the city, are we?' She mused. 'And you offer to let me fuck you to death for it, you little hero.'


“If it gets out of control, I'll put it out.” She promised diplomatically. “I just need someone to start it.”


“So?” He opened his vest with his hands, revealing more nakedness and rune tattoos to her. “I carry neither steel nor flint nor tinder!”


She returned a tired look: “I will have my fire, one way or another.”


She could ask someone else, anyone, and someone would get her a decent fire started so not to end up being digested by her.


“We are preparing food for you, a feast!” He still defied her, smiling, unafraid of consequence. “Eat it nice and hot when it is served, that should warm you well enough, and drink as well!”


'How about I eat you nice and hot, little man.' She thought, but she still didn't want to kill him.


She wondered if it would be possible to scare him into fearing her. But what then, she asked herself, then he'd be just like all the others who feared her and that would be boring.


“I won't need too much food.” She said instead. “I had a few bites at the east gate earlier. They tasted really good.”


She rubbed her belly for effect and his face hardened. He understood but would not say anything.


“It's nice of you to think of my supper.” She smiled, explaining. “I'm yearning to try some more Thorwalsh cooking. And that way, I won't have to eat any of you! Well, maybe I'll throw some of you in for the flavour, unless...”


Even in defeat he smiled and chuckled and that was cute. He whistled at two men who passed a street adjacent to market square and told them to build a fire on the ruins of the new market hall. The old market hall had been build of stone, not very high, with a wooden roof. The new one had been built from wood, much higher, roof made of reed. Laura had made ruins of both of them with merely a few steps.


It didn't take the men very long to get the fire going. Steadily, they fed more wood to it to make it bigger until, at some point, Laura could start to blow and feed larger pieces to it, turning it greater and greater still, to the size she required. Her gigantic breath got so much oxygen into the fire that it crackled and burned with enormous ferocity and even the huge beams that had been supporting the new market hall caught flame.


“And here I thought you were a giantess, not a dragon.” Throgun commented with a weary look at the sparks flying up into the sky.


Dragon. That was what the word must have meant, she thought, or something along those lines. It sounded older and queerer than most other words and would be difficult to pronounce. She dismissed her tiny helpers without harming them and they were glad to get away. The tiny priest stayed though, keeping her company.


“I will put it out if it gets out of control.” She promised again to soothe his worries.


“I'll wake you up and see that you do!” He agreed, smiling.


He was sweating in the warmth already while it had barely started to get through Laura's skin.


'And if you haven't convinced me to have sex with you by then you might even be alive to do it.'


She held up her panties first to dry them which wouldn't take too long. She was tired, she recognized, and no wonder. It had been an exhausting day that was finally at an end. For Thorwal it would have been quite a roller coaster ride too. From the brink of destruction they had saved themselves by becoming her hosts and the hotel kitchen would soon be calling for supper to keep their only guest from eating any more of the staff. Laura had gotten used to going to sleep at sundown and felt that that was quite a healthy thing. Right now there was still some light left however, and with the fire it could not get dark entirely either way.


“Ahhh, so big and yet so beautiful!” Thorgun praised her.


She was no longer hiding her nakedness and his advances were getting obvious if they had not been before. Laura wondered what his game was now. She had gotten her fire and he had gotten her promise not to eat any of his people. She was also obviously willing to wait for supper and occupied enough by drying her clothes at the fire.


“I thought you Thorwalsh took it up with each other with your fists, not sweet words?” She asked amused.


“Oh, sweet words are as much a part of it here as anywhere, but a maid might reply with her fists if the desire is not shared so mutually.”


That made Laura giggle again: “And then you beat each other up and fuck anyway.”


“Sometimes.” He smirked. “But that doesn't work if the woman I desired was so big that she could swat me like a fly.”


Not for the first time she wondered if he was serious. There was an easy way to find out but that had a good chance of killing him. Instead, Laura decided to go for some straight talking.


“Look, little man, there is no way you can really desire me. I'm too big for you. What do you think to gain by wooing me other than broken bones?”


He took a deep breath for great words.


“I have been to the world and back!” He proclaimed. “I have seen Gareth, Festum, Tuzak and Al'Anfa and I have known many women, adventures and challenges all!”


So he saw her as a challenge, entertainment, another conquest, a story to tell. Perhaps he was mad, she had not considered that possibility. One name rang a bell though. She had heard it from that brown skinned girl she had killed so gruesomely.


“Al'Anfa?” She repeated. “Tell me about it, is it warm there, is it far to go?”


Making him tell her a story was a good, she decided and it worked, his fervour cooled down a little.


“Ah, it's a slavers' city, it is true.” He smiled happily. “But it is so much more if one dares to look! Al'Anfa is a hot place of many pleasures and excitements! The pleasure-houses can fulfil near any fantasy and then there are shows of theatre and mock-fighting, or you can go to the arena if you want to see real blood!”


“Oooh.” Laura made to keep him talking. “Did you ever fight in the arena?”


“No!” He admitted. “But I sailed with corsairs there and boarded many fat merchant ships, nibbled on sweets, spiced wines, dates and the sweetest southern fruit. I visited the jungle-tribes and traded slavers' heads for fishes, fought through the greatest storms around Cape Brabak and stole the most beautiful daughter of the richest trading-house in the world!”


A warm, exciting, tropical kind of place. Laura had been right to follow her gut and inquire about it. It sounded just like the place to go and spend the winter with Janna.


“That doesn't sound very nice, that you would just tear her away from her home.” She said, scolding, though it was all in play.


“Oh, she wasn't happy at her home!” He promised. “She wanted to see the world! She travelled all the way back north with me and became the happy wife of a thrall's son, working the farms outside the city!”


“Your story seems far fetched, but if it's true, she's probably dead now.” Laura made her point. “I most likely stepped on her or ate her. Do you understand?”


“That's a befitting end to a story like hers!” He grinned. “What's a story without a fine ending?”


She sighed: “Is that what you want? A befitting end to your story? Because that's what you're going to get if you keep this up.”


“I do not wish to die, if that's what you're asking. But I have known the fiercest of she-warriors turn into loving, gentle creatures when their lust was sated, she-lions turned into purring kittens! I heard of what Arva and Bera did to you and how it changed you.”


Laura understood, it was still about the city after all. The plan wasn't as stupid as it might seem at first glance. After Bera and Arva had made Laura cum, the worst she had done was rubbing some people on some places without killing them. She had killed those outside the walls however, and he could not have overlooked that. Maybe he feared that the next time she wanted to kill there were only the ones inside the city left.


“Oh, so you want to satisfy me before I get that craving again and maybe end up killing people.” She acknowledged. “Or maybe you have noticed that the more you pursue me the more I push you away.”


Reverse psychology might be at play here too, and Laura did not like to be played any more.


“Hahaha!” He laughed and slapped his thigh.


This time Laura did not join. He was starting to make her uncomfortable.


“I wanted to learn who you are, this giant monster as you have been called, that came to our city to kill us all. But what I found is just a fawn, frightened of her own shadow!”


He had to be mad.


“Careful now, you said you didn't wish to die.” She warned.


“Ah, I have to stir you somehow!” He shouted without a care in the world. “If you can't stir a woman's lust, stir her anger! I already told you how that works.”


'Yeah, violence, then violent foreplay and finally sex and purring kittens after that.'


Her panties were dry and she regarded them with satisfaction. They had not been this clean since she got here and her sex was clean, shaven and ready as well. If he insisted on pleasuring her, why not. A little sex, a nice supper and a nightcap, all what good hotel-stay entailed.


“I've had about enough of you stirring me for now.” She told him. “But if you are a man of your words then step into my underclothes.”


“Ah, haha!” He laughed and came forward.


She put her panties on the ground and he regarded it for a moment to figure out where her crotch would be when she wore it. True to his words, he stepped in and laid down, utterly unafraid.


'Alright little guy, you seem to always get what you want. Let's see what you can do.'


She was careful not to spill him out as she pulled on the garment over her legs but afterwards she pulled it a little tighter, feeling him nestled against her nether lips. Her arousal had come and gone but she was still a little wet and he squirmed hard to wedge himself in. It was a little different. Laura could use people as toys or force them to pleasure her actively but he did it all on his own. It didn't feel bad to be desired, it felt good.


Still she went back to drying her clothes first. He was but a little guy, just over three centimetres tall, and he would never be enough to fill her. But just as his tiny hands had been able to trigger the hair on her legs, they were able to trigger her higher up as well and he squirmed hard and strong.


A gasp escaped her when he pushed himself up from the fabric of her underpants and inside her. That felt good, she wasn't able to deny it. Focused on him, down there, she had almost absent-mindedly burned her jeans at the fire. She crab-walked awkwardly a few steps and carefully laid out her pants over the roofs of some undamaged houses to let them dry on their own. Her bra and socks she put on larger buildings, then it was back to the fire. The one beneath her bra had cracked and complained about the weight, but that didn't matter now.


Her panties had loosened and he had slipped out of her but she pulled in tight again and gave him a gentle push to help him back inside, then another to swallow him completely. Whether he was fighting to please her or fighting for air she did not know. He had chosen this and she wouldn't let him out before he was done.


She put some more wood onto the fire which signified the inequality of the 'sex' they were having. A pleasurable, gentle rub at a camp fire for her, a fight of live and death in a wet, sticky hole for him. She wondered if he was able to enjoy it, she was curious and she had to do something to keep him from sliding out as well as gravity did not work in her favour crouching as she was.


Laura pulled down her panties and let him tumble out to get a look at him before she would seal him in completely. His was glistening, drenched with her juices and his vest was gone somehow. Completely naked he made an even more enticing sight and she did not fail to notice that he was hard. His cock was big for tiny people's standards, she judged, but just a pitifully tiny prick to her. Still, it signified that he did enjoy it after all, and that was something utterly new. She had tried to give tiny men erections, more to tease them and humiliate them than anything else, but it had never worked until now.


She changed her mind that instant.


While he still tried to squirm his way back inside her she fished him out and put him down gently by the fire where everything was to be perfect for him. He looked irritated and disappointed for a second before her wet tongue sloshed over the length of his body. Laura didn't mind her own juices in her mouth, not so long as they were having sex. His cock was just large enough to get it in between her pursing lips and he was just tall enough so that she could look past her nose into those deep, stunning eyes of his.


She added hot saliva to make it as good for him as she could. She was good at giving head to a normal sized cock, it came easy to her. With Thorgun it was more difficult because for one she did not want to rip his member off but also had to produce enough stimulation. He twitched a little and moaned hard while his eyes still seemed unable to fathom his luck.


'There I have you, you cute little rascal.' She though amused. 'You didn't expect this.'


Her spit was running down his thighs and even though it was technically difficult, pleasing his tiny cock wasn't near as exhausting as a real large one that would make her have to fight her gag reflex and physically strain her. Her hand went in between her thighs and played with herself but soon her loins demanded that it was their turn again. She was a bit too hasty as she moved over him and the cobbles beneath her knees paid the price, with him she was more gentle, straddling him just so that she could feel his cock rub on her nether lips. It was good enough for three tiny times only, but Laura knew she couldn't give in to her pussy and let it smother him to death. Just once she spread her legs and let it go down upon him with carefully applied weight, more and more until she could feel him squirm in terror. That was good for her, but it was killing him, she knew.


But the urge was already getting too strong.


'He wants this.' She told herself, reasoning against common sense. 'And now he's getting it.'


Her labia was pinning and crushing his arms and legs against the cobblestones so that he couldn't move. And yet, her pussy wanted more. But any more weight and his limbs would brake beneath her. She moved up swiftly, maybe he'd find a position that might still save his life somehow. He curled to a ball, of all things, and Laura feared she'd bulldoze him flat when she moved back down. But when she did, he squirmed for the way inside her, knowing where it was by now, and he slipped in and started pleasuring her as before. A moment later the way out was sealed by the ground beneath Laura's panties and he couldn't slip out any more.


She closed her eyes and let him work her. It was good enough, the pleasure building. Before long, her pussy clenched together on him, crushing him, smothering him, but he squirmed and fought only harder. Instinctively, her hips began grinding back and forth. Had he been beneath she'd ground him to a pulp but this way she only unearthed a few stones and got some dirt on her panties all over again. It was frustrating but, like so many other things, could not be helped. Her orgasm rolled over her and him eventually and Laura shuddered, her moans echoing over the roof tops a few times.


Again, the whole city was witness to her sex, but she had gotten used to that by now, and they would too, in time. It didn't matter. A living and exuberant Thorgun Swafnirson emerged from her crotch after she pulled him out softly by a leg. He was hot and sticky, wheezing, heaving, coughing but grinning and laughing at the same time. He dangled upside down from her grasp and made himself swing back and forth like a little monkey.


“I fucked myself with your god's cock and out came you.” She laughed at him, breathing heavily. “Now you can truly call yourself Swafnirson.


“Ah.” He gave a tired grin. “I spilled my seed inside you, that would make me a mother-fucker then, eh?!”


Laura wasn't worried about getting pregnant. That would simply be too unreal, as tiny as this guy was.


“Ew!” She said playfully and dropped him, but not on his head but into her other hand that she had stretched out beneath him.


He stood up, broad legged, deflated cock swinging.


“You said you'd kill me!” He boasted. “But here I am, alive and breathing!”


“I took care not to, little man. You ought to thank me for it.”


“Ahh, does this giantess require me again in the future, has she grown fond of me?”


She rocked her hand to put him on his arse.


“You were passable.” She mused with her lips turning into a smile. “But not as good as the girls.”


The girls, that meant Bera and Arva, though they were women, not girls, but they had been better indeed. The sex with Thorgun had not been bad and she had reached her peak but with the two shield-maids she had come harder and stronger than with him. A new thought formed in her mind, the suspicion that he had been offering himself so persistently to keep Laura from using the women for pleasure. He was protecting them, grieved and aggravated as they were.


A few too many of Bera's brisk replies or Arva's emotional outbursts and Laura might have felt that they were spoiling her vacation and decide to get rid of them. That was just a possibility though, it was just as likely that Thorgun was mad or had a kink for giant girls or something like that. In the end, it didn't matter. Laura was huge, powerful and could do what she liked. If she wanted Bera or Arva she would have them, or destroy the city.


What would be really fun though would be to share the city with Janna. They could fuck people to death in between them, stuff each other like geese and Laura could slurp people hanging from the nipples of Janna's gargantuan tits. Janna's breasts were so big that she could crush multiple people in between like a car baler as well. Laura's were big enough to pin someone, but the flesh was soft and so she had to push really hard to crush him. Yes, sharing this city with Janna would be fun, but she was out of reach. The city wouldn't last very long that way either. Janna's lust for killing had been hard to sate ever since Ludwig's keep.


“Next time, I will rock you like a ship in a storm!” The tiny boisterous priest promised and Laura giggled.


'No one ever rocked me like Janna though.'


She missed her and thinking about her made it worse. An army of people arrived with the food that had been promised, just in time to set her mind on something else. That was bad for them. If they had waited longer, Laura might have gotten up and went home. Still, in any case, she would have had to wait until morning. The sun was already half behind the horizon now but on the market square, the huge fire she built enlightened all.


The food looked interesting, a wealth of baskets, chests, barrels, pots and kettles. Food could say a lot about culture. If someone of import were asking, this could even be called research, she though amused. A lot of it would be fish, she suspected by the smells, which she did not eat very much outside of breaded sticks or maybe a nice fillet. They'd eat it, she decided, they would have a great and happy feast together and get drunk too. She wanted music as well and maybe a fist fight or some other demonstration. It would be great.

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Chapter 21 by squashed123
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“You ought to cry less!” Bera snapped unkindly. “Our parents must have been too far from the water when they made you!”


Arva didn't want to cry but whenever she thought of what the giant girl had done to their home and family the tears came, unbidden. Again, Thorgun had done them a great service. Arva wasn't sure if she could bear being in the giantess' presence any more. But the procession of wagons and carts continued, laden with food and drink. Troutman was among them with his special cart, all the Boronwine in a wooden tub. He led the donkey that dragged it most carefully, so not to spill anything.


How such a fat and heavy man could be named for such a quick and slender fish, Arva did not know, but he had been true to his words. The whole city had done a great job, if truth be told. The giantess seemed most pleased and had not killed anyone since her gruesome adventure outside the walls. That she was pleased was not pleasing to Arva however and in some of those who had served her from up close she had sensed something most unsettling. The madness of slaves who started to love and admire their captors was something they could not afford that, not in Thorwal, not with the plan that was underway.


The plan, if it worked, would help Arva to revenge. Perhaps then, she would feel better. She had to be strong, she told herself, do as Bera did, be angry instead of grieving. Only Troutman, Bera, Thorgun and she herself knew of the plan. They had determined that to be the safest course. What a glorious victory it would be to cut the giant monsters' throat after she passed out. The tub would be just a single gulp to her but they'd make her drink other things first to lull her into a false sense of security.


The giant eyes looked at the food with interest. Arva was pleased to see that the humongous womanhood she and her sister had been forced to please was covered up. She had to be strong, stop thinking about anything else but the plan. Play her part and do it well. If the giantess suspected something, that would be the end of them and the ways in which the plan could fail were numerous enough all on their own.


“Mhhh.” The giant girl made happily and addressed a group of three carrying kettles. “What have you brought me?”


“Fish head soup!” They called up at her.


She made a sour face and cringed: “I don't like fish very much. Put all the fishy stuffs over there and prepare a feast of your own.”


That was half the food they had prepared already, dismissed as unworthy in a heartbeat. Arva worried as did most of the other city folk, judging by their faces.


“It is fine!” Thorgun assured them, walking over, butt-naked, with swaggering strides. “She isn't very hungry! Bring forth the drink first!”


He was playing his part perfectly, if he was still playing. Parts of what the giantess had said to him had reached Arva's ear and by the wet way his body was glistening she could only have shoved him up her cunt. Evidently, that had not sapped his spirit however and he fished a fish head out of a kettle and bit into it with glee.


Two men rolled forth a giant barrel of fine honey mead, put it upright and cracked it open with an axe. The giantess took it gingerly and poured it into her mouth, sloshing the mead around before she swallowed.


“You don't like that very much either, do you?” Thorgun laughed at her.


Arva could not stop to be amazed by this man.


“No.” The giant girl frowned. “Where I come from, this is the drink of social outcasts, more than anything else.”


“Ha, you don't have to drink it for the taste! Wine made from honey is the most of what we have, I fear, but there is lots of ale as well, if you like that better. There's wine too and something very special, just for you!”


'Don't tell her too much, let her drink first!' Arva thought, alarmed.


“Uhh, what is it?” The giantess clapped her hands like a giddy little child.


“Oh, it's strong stuff!” He said in a way that was more praise than warning. “Best eat and drink first to prepare your stomach!”


She gave him a most intrigued look: “That is so nice of you, thank you, everyone!”


She reached for a plank-board full of carved bread trenchers filled with pork, cooked bacon, onions and gravy. When she heard what it was her eyes widened greedily and what could have fed ten Troutmans went into her mouth at once. She praised the taste and ate some baskets of cured beef next, then salt mutton, adding a whole basket of onions at Thorgun's suggestion. Bread, carrots, turnips, beets, she liked it all more or less, though the ready made meals were obviously her favourite.


Arva and Bera had had the people plunder the city for food. They had come up with far more than what was presented here, especially with the contents of the Stoerrebrandt kontor. All in all, they would be able to survive long enough on their own, but not if they had to feed the giantess a few times more often. If the plan worked they would not have to, but one leg was not enough to stand on for long.


“Don't stand there like that.” The giantess giggled as the contents of another barrel went down her throat. “Crack open these barrels, eat, drink, be merry, sing me a song!”


'Be merry, sing me a song.' Arva was almost boiling inside.


She kept in the shadows were the giantess wouldn't see her. If she was wanted, she'd come out, but not on her own, not in the state she was in.


“And then we beat the Horas, ho-ye-ho-ye-hum!” Thorgun started and the people joined dutifully.


They followed her request to feast and drink as well. Arva had not expected this and hoped that they would restrain themselves with reason. For this many people the food they had prepared was not enough.


Bera had the same thoughts and commanded people to get more ale and mead and others to hastily prepare more food. Other than her reservations about fish, the giantess did not really seem to care too much about what she ate. Frying up some meat and vegetables in a kettle might be enough, or else throw some uncooked food stuffs in with porridge, stews and soups. Her jaws were so huge and mighty that they ground even the hardest bones to a pulp. Most likely she wouldn't be able to tell the difference between a raw beet and a cooked one, even though she might prefer the latter so long as she knew about it.


She also preferred red wine over the honey kind, but liked ale best. Of that, Thorwal had great quantities, as had any city and it was ready in barrels of any size which made the logistics far less complicated than they might have been. Arva was lucky that the giant girl did not kill anyone but the quickly consumed drink seemed to wake a desire for merriment in her that might be dangerous. A little inattention, a barrel dropped on someone's head, an uncaring swipe with her hand and someone might die. But the feasters did not seem to care too much about that, on the contrary, the more they drank the less afraid they became.


Two strong men compared each other at arm wrestling on a table some folk had brought along with chairs. More and more of those were popping seemingly out of nowhere as the scene turned comfortable. The giantess was betting on a rower against a group of three who bet on a smith. The losing party would have to empty a firkin of mead without setting down. The smith made short work of the rower, which was good, and the terrible girl threw the entire firkin into her mouth, crunching it in between her teeth without effort. She wasn't keen on swallowing the wood though, and awkwardly spat out the splinters laughing and smirking as if there was anything funny about it.


The amount of ale she was able to consume was absurd. The largest barrels, such as those that required more than two men to move and held enough to let them themselves to death in a single sitting, were but a swallow to her. She had them prepare a row of twenty such barrels and picked a girl to drink against her with cups that adjusted for the huge difference in size. By now there were enough tables around to do it.


“Winner gets to sit on the loser!” She smirked and started without another word.


The girl was Angrima Brydasdottir, the wild, blonde youth with a child in her belly. Arva clutched the whale necklace around her throat in fear, watching it unfold. If she really meant to sit on her, that would cause an uproar. The girl was well known and well liked, a prime example of what a Thorwalsh maid should be at her age. Angrima started slower than her giant competitor but had an advantage because her small stone-clay cups were not as flimsy to her touch as the wooden barrels were to the giantess'. She overtook her, but near to the end she miss-swallowed and started coughing, and the giant girl won, accompanied by a frightened murmur all around.


“Haha, I win!” The giantess laughed and started to make true on her threat.


The general mood toppled over like a flagon of ale.


Angrima and the onlookers started crying out: “No! Please! Have mercy!”


But the giant girl only grinned winningly, taking her victim up and putting her on the ground beneath her rump that she had lifted half way off the ground. There was a clear dent visible in the pavement from her weight. Angrima would not stand a chance and perish as would the babe in her belly.


Her strong arms that had made such a mess of the father of her child shot up to hold the giantess off, but they looked tiny and flimsy in comparison. Tears streamed down her young, beautiful face, and that was the last thing Arva saw of her before the giantess lowered herself.


Cries and screams welled up all around, everyone in shock. The giantess smirked all around before she lifted herself off the ground and Angrima came, wheezing and crying, out from under her. It had only been show and even though it was mean, cruel and gruesome, Arva felt her heart lift when she saw that Angrima had survived. The crowd seemed to feel even more so and cheered and started praising the giantess' mercy. It was so absurd and revolting that Arva unburdened someone off their tankard of mead and emptied it all at once before asking for a new one.


'Just a while longer.' She told herself. 'Just you wait. Just a while longer and you are dead, you monster!'


The giant, stupid girl even had the audacity to apologise for her jape, as if that would make it any better. Angrima was thankful not to have been killed though, and agreed to another form of punishment for losing the drinking game, young and boisterous as she was. The giantess put up a huge barrel, full to the rim with mead, picked the young girl up by a leg and dunked her head inside, just to her jawline. The game was that Angrima had to drink her way out of the barrel if she wanted to breathe. It was either that, or drown. A most cruel game this was, but that fact seemed to escape the mass of commoners.


Arva was sheer going mad at their reactions. They cheered and laughed and some offered to try the game next. After a few seconds Angrima started twisting and turning in the giantess' grasp, unable to drink so much so quickly, much less while hanging upside down.


“Oh, she's drowning!” The giantess warned playfully. “Everyone, help her, drink her way out of it!”


She could have just lifted the girl out of her demise, but the people did not seem to see that either. Six of them rushed forward, plunging their heads into the mead.


“Drink!” The giantess chanted with a low, growling voice. “Drink! Drink! Drink!”


The standers by picked up the chant soon enough. When it was done, Angrima hung limp and helpless like a wet sack.


“You did it!” The giant girl cheered, but the young mother to be was not moving.


The cheering died down then and an eerie silence befell them all, one after the other, until the entire market square was as quiet as an empty dungeon.


“Come on, wake up, you little actor.”


The words were still raw with laughter but worry had crept in. A gentle flick send Angrima's body swinging back and forth, but didn't help anything else. Mead and snot ran from the young girl's mouth and nostrils. She was dead, drowned. The giantess had toyed her little plaything to death.


“Come on, help me!” She seemed frantic all of a sudden and put Angrima down softly on the ground.


Thorgun rushed by to help, cradling the blonde head in his grasp, trying to wake her with soothing words but none of it was any use.


“Push on her chest and breathe air into her!” The giantess urged then and rose up to show Thorgun how it was done.


Arva had no idea what that was supposed to accomplish and the priest seemed none the wiser as well.


“She is with our god now, feasting in his halls!” He proclaimed, trying to save the situation.


Some people even cheered at that, and that was more horrible than everything else combined.


“Breathe air into her!” The giantess urged again and pushed Thorgun aside, starting to compress the slender, lean torso under her thumb. “Come on, we can bring her back!”


“No!” Thorgun warned. “Bringing the dead back to life is forbidden! It is evil!”


He spoke of the fabled undead, but Arva knew plenty of stories were some magic wonder-worker or holy man had given life back to the deceased without turning them into zombies. She remembered his earlier words though. Perhaps the stories were just that after all, stories and lies. Angrima was gone, dead. Now it was to save the living.


“Do what I say!” The giantess snapped angrily and a faint crack could be heard from Angrima's chest after she had pushed too hard.


Judging from her voice she was almost crying. Arva worried that, without the merriment, the drinking would be over too and the plan had failed, for the day at least. She did much crave revenge but had no idea what to do and neither did Bera judging by her solemn, hateful look.


Thorgun took up someone else's drinking horn and raised it: “To Angrima Brydasdottir! May she warm our seats in Swafnir's halls and feast there with her forefathers in all eternity!”


“No!” The giantess cried in desperation. “I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to, I...”


“Step aside, priest, ye useless cunt!”


Queerly, it was Troutman, elbowing through the onlookers with his massive, boulder-like form.


“You Thorwlash are a real stupid lot, you know that?!” He grumbled loudly, like stones tumbling down a mountain. “Spend half your lives at sea and don't even know how to save a drowned man, eh?! Fuck off!”


Arva didn't understand what Angrima Brydasdottir was to him, but then she remembered that he was part of the plan. Perhaps he meant to save it too, though it was impossible to see how.


“Get off her, if you please!” His tone with the giantess was far choicer, afraid she might crush him if he spoke to her like he had to the priest. “You're crushing her, you broke a rib already, or ten!”


“I'm so sorry!” The giantess removed her finger and clutched her cheeks. “Can you save her, you know how it's done, right?”


“You, priest.” Troutman beckoned as he fell lumbering to his knees. “Make, as though you kiss her, but breath out, pull her chin up to straighten her neck, that way, not too hard, breathe softly, she's a fragile little thing.”


Compared to him Angrima looked that way for certain. He pulled her legs up so that her soles were touching the ground and started to compress her chest under his hands, softly, rhythmically, carefully, his broad, bulgy back moving up and down. Perplexed by his sudden appearance, even Thorgun could only do as he was bid.


“No, not like that, you idiot!” Troutman bellowed. “Short, quick breaths, and not too hard!


It went on that way for a short while during which mumbling, whispering and crying could be heard every now and then. The giant girl seemed downtrodden, crushed in spirit. She had not meant to kill the girl, that much was clear, but if she really hadn't meant to kill her or kill any of them, she must have known that she should just lift her heavy arse off the ground and move as far away from Thorwal as those unfathomably long legs could carry her.


“Aye, here she comes!” Troutman gave an exhausted snort. “Stop breathing into her or you'll kill'er all over again.”


Arva could barely believe her eyes. Angrima twitched, coughed, wheezed, plainly alive. She wanted to rise but Troutman's fat, heavy hand put a stop to that at once.


“Hush now, lassie.” He grumbled. “I know you don't understand. I know you're in pain. Someone bring me a cup of that wine I brought!”


Someone handed him a cup of any wine, no reckoning of what he was speaking off.


“No, not that wine, you cunt!” He snapped, slapping the cup away.


Arva was on hand at once, filling one of the stone-clay cups the giantess had used to duel Angrima with the thick, dark liquid.


“Here, lassie, drink this!” The cup almost vanished in Troutman's prank but he managed to get the Boronwine down the young girl's throat with as much care and precision as Arva had never thought him capable of.


“Here, that will dull her pain, help her sleep. Bed her on furs, and see she doesn't get cold! When she wakes up, give her another cup of that wine. If she wakes up again after that, she'll be fine but she shouldn't move for a moon's turn.”


“Will she be alright?” The giantess asked from above, her voice full of worry.


Troutman's face twitched uncomfortably and he drank what was left in the cup himself before answering. He was scared to death of the giant girl, even though he was still visibly drunk, as drunk as such a large man could ever hope to get in any case.


“Aye, if the ribs we broke didn't pierce both her lungs, she'll be fine! Thorwalsh are tough as leather, them lot, have seen smaller girls survive worse than this too!”


The giantess let out a sigh of relief at that and two men and a woman carried Angrima's sleeping form away according to the fat man's instructions.


“How can I thank you?” The giantess asked and lifted him to his feet as if he were nothing when she saw that he was well struggling to get back up on his own.


His face seemed amused by that notion, or perhaps the Boronwine was already working on him.


“Heh, let me have some pork and mutton!” He grumbled. “I've had a belly full of fish and I like my eatin'!”


“You don't say.” The giantess giggled softly. “You must be the fattest man I ever saw.”


The wine must have worked on him them, because Troutman's fear was washed away completely.


“Aye, best not eat me, eh?!” He laughed and slapped his belly. “I'm like to give you ill digestion, hahah! Or if you do, wash me down with this!”


He lumbered over to the tub of Boronwine on legs barely able to support him. Arva was amazed at his cunning.


“Best eat your pork and mutton, big guy. I'm not eating you. I'll get laughed at if I get fat. Have as much as you want.”


Who ever would be so foolish as to laugh at this monster, Arva did not know. If she grew fat that would only serve to make her more terrible than she already was, allow her to eat and crush more people.


“Praise this man who brought sweet Angrima back from the dead!” Someone shouted and the people started cheering again.


“Ah, fuck off, ye...oh!” Troutman started but two women appeared on each side of him, clutching his arms to reach up and kiss his cheeks.


He reddened, and that made him almost look cute like a giant babe. What the people were cheering though, Arva could not quite comprehend. Surely, they must have believed that he had stolen Angrima back from Swafnir's halls where she would have led a fabulous life as all Thorwlash imagined it for themselves after they died. Again, she remembered Thorgun's words, what he had said about life and lies.


'Do you know what happens after we die?'


Perhaps they knew as well, she thought, perhaps they knew it deep within their hearts as she had. If death in battle led to a glorious afterlife, why go on living? If death by the giantess meant the same, why mourn the dead, why try keep her from killing them, why not ask for a quick and painless death by her instead? If they truly believed in Swafnir's halls, the miracle they had just witnessed could not have amazed them so much.


“Heh, much thanks for the food!” Troutman grinned like a sow as he was led and placed at the table, no less than five steaming trenchers in front of him. “I do suggest though you take a sip of that wine I brought! Nothing better to wash the shock off your bones, eh?!”


He upended a huge tankard of ale into his mouth and started eating. If she was ever to be a hetwoman like her mother and aunt, Arva vowed to herself that this man would always have a place at her hearth and table. He might even serve her as an advisor in the Ottaskin. He was huge as a bear, true to his words and cunning as a fox. Letting a man such as this spend his days a criminal peddling petty poisons would be a grave waste, tantamount to foolishness.


“You think?” The giantess reached for the tub and took it up gingerly in between her fingers.


She gave the liquid a sceptical glance, splashing it in a circle.


“Ah, that's the strong stuff you promised, isn't it?” Her face lit up at Thorgun.


The priest was awfully quiet. Perhaps he had to chew a little longer than anyone else upon the fact that Angrima had just died and come back to life before their very eyes.


'Do you know what happens when we die?'


Apparently, one rose again, if a fat wonder-making smuggler pushed onto ones chest and a handsome, naked priest breathed air into one's lungs, but Arva doubted that would help anyone who had been crushed by the giantess, or eaten, instead of drowned.


“Aye!” He said. “We figured, a large girl such as you might need something stronger to enter into a jolly mood.”


“Drink! Drink!” The chant re-emerged from the crowd.


That was good.


“I'm not sure.” The giantess shook her head. “I'm feeling something already, I think I'm fine. I wouldn't want to get too drunk and hurt anyone.”


'Shut your stupid mouth and drink it!' Arva thought, her hands clutched to fists.


They were close now, the tub was in her hand.


“Ah, you should drink it!” Troutman slurred, swinging dangerously on his chair.


He was sucking the fat jelly from a pig's claw but had still possessed enough sense to take it out for speaking. A moment later, his eyes turned up into his skull however and he fell forward, face first into his trencher. One of the women by his side had to lift him out by his ears. He was conscious still, though barely so.


“Don't mind him, he has been getting drunk all day!” Arva said quickly.


'Just drink the damned thing!'


The giantess was suspicious, Arva's intervention too obvious perhaps, but that expression lasted only a moment on her face when she recognized her. That she had not before became only clear then. The sun was all but gone now and the gigantic fire that burned on the ruins of the new market hall was the only large source of light to be had. Arva strangely became aware of how tiny their faces must look to this giant girl. It was a wonder that she could recognize anyone at all, even in daylight.


“Arva, are you...” She began hesitantly. “Are you feeling better?”


Rage, cold and hot at the same time, welled up in her chest. The tears were coming again, burning in her eyes and she fought hard against them. It was only the thought of sweet revenge and fear of this gargantuan menace that kept her from crying.


'No, I'm not feeling any better, but I might if you drink and let me slit your throat!'


“Yes!” She tried to sound as sweet as she could. “My family is waiting for me in Swafnir's halls, and I am content in that knowledge!”


Thorgun was a genius to give them that escape, though Arva would have felt better if she had not known the lie behind it.


'And the seagulls peck out or eyes and we go to nothing.'


“Oh, that is...good!” The giantess stammered and managed an awkward smile.


“Drink to it!” Thorgun shouted with a gleaming smile and the cry went up again.


“Nahh...” The giant face cringed. “Tell you what, something this special I would like to share with you all!”


She sat down the tub.


“Everyone, get a cup full of this strong stuff and drink with me, let's all be merry together!”


'No!' Arva thought. 'No, no, no, no, no!'


But how to say it, she did not know.


“Oh, no!” Thorgun pressed forward. “This stuff is much to strong for us tiny folk! It is something special, something we, the city, would like you to enjoy!”


“A token of your gratitude, huh?”


That was obviously meant the opposite way it was phrased. She regarded the tub of foul poison wine as though it was the most expensive vintage in the world.


“No. I cannot accept this. I want you to have it. Everyone, take your cups, Arva, Bera, you take the first. I have been very mean to your city and I apologize. I wish that you can find it in your hearts that you can forgive me.”


Those were big words for her, and they did not come easy. Normally, when she spoke, the giant girl used simple words and phrases like a child or a simpleton might use. That was not the worst though.


'Forgive you?!' Arva's head was spinning.


Her eyes met Bera's who had joined them and Thorgun's as well, but both looked frightened and clueless. Then it was too late, as the common people came forward, each dunking a cup into the wine and drinking it before handing it to the next behind them. When Arva looked down she found that she had been given a cup as well and Bera and Thorgun too.


Instead of drinking the poison meant to put her to sleep, the giantess gave it to the people and resumed downing barrels of ale instead. It was all going horribly wrong.


“Ehhh, that's not meant for them lot!” Troutman slurred angrily from his table, gravy still running down his cheeks.


He must have woken up, temporarily at least, but did not make for the most reassuring sight.


“What is it anyway?” The giantess asked, giving the Boronwine another queerly interested look.


Arva clutched her necklace, hoping against hope.


“That's the finest wine a smuggler such as me can offer!” He burped. “So fine, the fucking Ottaskin forbade it in trade, hehehahaha!”


His laughter rocked the table under his chest and bits of food came flying out of his mouth.


'What a man.' Arva thought. 'Frightened, drunk and intoxicated though he is, he still clings to the plan, to save a city that was not even his own, and like to have thrown him in a dungeon under normal circumstances no less.'


“Well, if you put it that way.” The giantess grinned at him.


The tub was still half full when she shooed the people away like flies as they were still waiting for their share.


“It stinks though.” She wrinkled her nose after taking a smell at it.


“A good wine always stinks!” Troutman was having grievous trouble not falling down face first into his trencher again. “Thank the gods we don't drink with our noses!”


And that was it. A soft giggle, a shrug and the tub came back empty from the giantess' lips.


“Urgh, tastes like tar!”


“Aye!” Troutman giggled like a little girl. “Isn't it wonderful?”


“I've decided I still like ale best.” The giant girl grinned apologetically and resumed drinking just that.


Arva's heart was fluttering, hoping that it would be enough.


“More ale for her then!” She shouted and tossed her cup inconspicuously into a kettle nearby.


The giantess took up an entire roasted pig, wrenched it from it's spit with her fingernails and threw it into her mouth, chewing noisily.


“Mhh!” She made. “Delicious! Hey, fat man, have you tried...”


Troutman had pushed away his trencher and started snoring for good, and he was not the only one. Who had drank of the Boronwine soon felt like lying down where ever they stood and start sleeping. Others had drank it with so much mead that they nothing short of fell to the ground, not getting up again.


“Ohhh.” An old man on the ground made, eyes half closed.


“Woa, that's strong stuff indeed, huh?” The giantess commented with a tipsy laugh.


It was not working on her yet, she was simply too big.


“Get up, you lazy whoreson!” An old fishwife was kicking her husband who was only capable of moaning any more.


The giantess was far from that, though she was clearly impacted by it as well. She reached over to throw more wood onto the fire and almost toppled over from the effort. Had she in fact toppled over, she would have buried and crushed almost a hundred men and women standing there, and that was a thing Arva had not considered. The market was packed with bodies keeping a safe distance to the giantess as much as they could but that would only save them from her immediate movements, none if she fell to the ground or decided to lie down.


“Uhh, that feels good!” The giant girl made and laughed.


She drank more still, no longer caring what it was and so quickly that some barrels broke and spilled in between her fingers. Drunk, this girl was an accident waiting to happen and it meant danger to life and body to be close to her, Arva knew. She took Bera and Thorgun each by an arm and led them away a safe distance. Now they could only hope and pray that the monster would pass out eventually and the way she was drinking that point could not be too far away.


Some others recognized the danger as well and made off while others tried to remove their intoxicated kin and friends and still others held on celebrating in drunken merriment.


“To Thorwal!” The giantess screamed and raised a barrel high into the sky.


She had had it with sitting cross-legged it seemed and people had to scurry out of the path her giant, uncaring feet as she stretched out.


“Sorry!” She apologised to no one in particular when she ploughed through kettles, barrels, carts, chairs and tables.


That no one had gotten killed or injured had been nothing more than lucky coincidence and it was good that a few cunning folk had led the drought animals off the square beforehand.


“What is happening, I thought she was supposed to lie down and sleep?!” Bera hissed.


“It's not enough, I fear.” Thorgun replied with a frown. “Let me go to and talk to her before she kills someone.”


“She's just as like to kill you though, look at her.” Arva warned.


Risking Thorgun was probably a bad idea but he had made wonders happen before and she knew him. The scent of the giant cunt was still on him too, revolting to Arva's nostrils.


“What are we doing?” He asked. “Stop her, or make her drink more?”


“More.” Arva decided at once.


If they were to have their revenge, it was going to have to be that way. The gargantuan girl was sprawled out over the length of the market place, her back towards the canal. People were standing around her at all sides, but shunned the place too close to the fire on account of the enormous heat. She couldn't well move anywhere without colliding with someone.


“Well then.” He said and was off with another one of his queerly confident smiles.


“I'm starting to doubt that this is going to work, if it is worth it.” Bera whispered in thought. “She has not killed anyone in a while and Angrima was just by mistake, a mistake she made because we got her drinking in the first place.”


“So, you mean to sit this out as we had planned in the beginning?” Arva was angry and not afraid to show it. “Has looking at our home not changed anything?”


Bera's face hardened: “We have to think of Thorwal, sister, and of tomorrow. If she remains peaceful, she is but a nuisance. Stores can be filled anew as is true for the dents in the ground that are the worst she has been doing for a while.”


“And what of revenge?!” Arva snapped at her, tears in her eyes. “What of the loss and injury we have suffered?! I had expected anyone to turn craven, but not you!”


It hurt, unfathomably.


Bera's temper was triggered but she contained herself for once: “A Horasian captain I captured once told me that we Thorwalsh were known for our kind hearts but also our irascibility, quick to anger but quick to forgive as well. He said he admired us for it, for his own people were vindictive to the point of addiction. They could nurse a grief for generations and end up hurting everyone, including themselves in the end.”


“Thorgun!” The giantess boomed. “Come drink with me, you little rascal!”


“What are you telling me?!” Arva asked through her teeth.


“He had been in our waters with a cog full of fighting men to visit revenge upon a Jarl who had raped and killed his wife in a raid.” Bera went on, the story turning her awfully solemn somehow. “His three sons had perished in the boarding and I was about to cut his throat, snuffing out his family for good. I told him I'd let him go if he was able to forgive our people.”


“And you let him go?!”


“No.” Bera said. “He shook his head and told me he couldn't. That he would try and borrow more gold, buy sell-swords and try again. And he would also have to kill me because two of his sons had fallen to my axe. Then he asked for my knife and cut his own throat himself. I'm with you when it comes to killing her, Arva. But not at any price.”


“So, you say we should put an end to this, try to make her stop drinking?”


“No, you shouldn't try to stand up!” Thorgun's voice was frantic and Arva turned to see at once.


Clumsy, swinging back and forth, the giant girl clambered to her feet. All went well for a few seconds. She fell forwards and caught herself with her hand before rising again. Her first step backwards to steady herself after that landed on unoccupied ground, her next one did not. One man was on the ground, passed out from Boronwine, three others were standing idly, drinking and singing a song. One of them could utter one last shout before the heel of the naked foot came down upon them.


Standing, the giantess was even more terrifying to behold, how massive she was, how tall and unfathomably heavy as a result. Arva understood Bera's words, but it was too late to undo anything now. With a crunch all four of them were dead, their bodies oozing out from under the giantess' sole.


“Oops, all under control!” Came that slurred reaffirmation from above.


People screamed and ran for safety if they could, but it was all happening so quickly. The step forward landed on seven people at once, clumsy and heavy as a stomp, squishing all of them within a heartbeat.


“Stop, let them get away first!” Thorgun pleaded with her.


“Tell them to watch were they're going!” Came the reply.


The giantess' next step crushed two, the one after that five. It didn't seem as though she didn't care, but her efforts to avoid people were simply not fruitful, or else her aim off because she was so drunk.


“Out of the way!” Bera screamed and dragged Arva with her.


The giant girl walked right over them and might have crushed them with her drunken steps as well.


“Yeah, get out of that way.” It echoed from above. “That's better for you.”


After she was past they ran to see where she was going. Houses, still standing, were in her way but she marched right through them where before she would have taken care to use the roads instead. They cracked and splintered under her soles, none able to give enough resistance to stop her. She came back a horrible moment later with that statue of Swafnir's penis in her hands and a huge smile on her face.


“I wouldn't want to lose this.” She explained and the sisters had to scurry out of her way again.


“Hey, where are you going?” The giantess asked from above. “Where is everyone going, come back, we're feasting!”


They had tried to reach a nearby shed but the huge fingers found them before they could reach it. First it was Bera who vanished from Arva's side and then she went herself. The fingers grabbed Arva so hard that she was sure she going to die for a moment before she was lifted up with terrifying speed and faced with that gargantuan face of their conqueror.


“I thought it was you two.” She announced, satisfied. “Come. I want to drink with my friends.”


As if they had any choice.


'Friends.' Arva thought bitterly. 'What stone did we tread lose upon this mountain?'


Bera had been right, it seemed, but it was too late now, the plan failed. The ways in which it could have failed were manifold and this was one of them. Arva's thirst for revenge had blinded her. They had made a blunder, a big one indeed. When she stretched and craned her neck, she could see below. The city was dark except for the huge fire, she could see people running, even make out Troutman, that mountain of a man, still slumbering peacefully through the carnage.


He had made a blunder as much as they had, though he paid his share of the price far sooner as a huge uncaring foot came down upon him, crushing him and his table and everything around him. The gout of blood and gore into which his fat body exploded when the giant drunkard stepped on him was more than Arva could stomach and the ale she had drunk earlier came heaving back up through her mouth.


“Eww, I stepped on that fat man.” The giantess commented, dangerously unconcerned.


“Stop it! Stop it! By Swafnir's angry wroth!” Bera was twisting furiously in the giantess' grasp.


“What?” She replied with a drunken smile. “I'm big, I can't help it!”


Her eyes shun with terrifying amusement at that.


She dropped them gently enough, next to Thorgun who was beyond any smiles now. The market was chaos, but thankfully, most people had fled by then. Oddly, the dozens lying in their Boronwine induced slumber seemed to have suffered barely any casualties as of now. A person was crying over the corpse of another, unwilling to move away.


The giantess bent down and the waist and picked the woman up depositing her right where she had sat before. Arva could see a pair of tiny arms rise in defence before the giantess' arse came crashing down from above.


“Oh!” The giantess smirked at the sensation. “This feast escalated quickly, didn't it?”


“Stop killing people!” Bera screamed. “We had an arrangement, we and you!”


“Yes, and as per that arrangement I am expressly allowed to kill.” The giantess lectured happily.


She was drunk and intoxicated beyond reason.


“Look, I tried to be nice to you and not kill you guys, but I can't help it, I'm just too big!”


Her words were vicious insults in Arva's ears, especially because they were spoken with such reckless innocence.


“Do you know how easy it is for me to kill you?” The giant girl asked. “It's actually easier than keeping you alive, look.”


Her thumb hovered over a passed out feaster for a heartbeat before coming down, crushing him flat.


“Haha, they're all passed out from that strong stuff, aren't they?”


She turned on her arse and her feet patted the ground where ever she spied more sleepers, swatting them like flies. The ease with which she did it was terrifying. It didn't require her any effort at all.


“Let us drink!” Thorgun tried to save what was left and cracked open a barrel with an axe he had found abandoned on the ground.


Much drink had been spilled and wasted by the giant girl's carelessness but they were nowhere near running out on the market square yet.


“Aye!” The giantess burped and turned back towards them at last.


“Let's drink!” She shouted, raising the barrel. “I want more ale and I want all the people back in the market or I am going to kill all of you!”


“Drink!” Thorgun slammed Bera's and Arva's heads together and whispered feverishly. “Match her cup for cup! She may be huge and terrible but she is no Thorwaler yet! If there is one thing our people excels at, it is this! Drink!”


He went first, cunningly explaining how his tankard was much larger than the giantess' huge barrels by comparison and so made her drink four for his one. Most of the ale ran down his chin and down his naked body but the giant girl was too drunk to notice that.


“Ha, I'm still faster than you!” She boomed but started to look at him queerly after that.


Arva did not like that look one bit.


“Drink with me!” She shouted after filling an iron tankard. This was her weapon now, though she still carried the axe Bera had given her on her belt.


“Oh, haha!” The giantess laughed. “You want to get me drunk, huh?”


She drank anyway but without waiting or even looking at Arva.


“And how do you like me drunk? Hate me even more, huh?”


Arva had started drinking, letting the mead run past her mouth as Thorgun had done, but stopped when the giantess would not continue.


“You have to drink your other three!” She shouted, uncaring how vile her voice must sound. “Else I win!”


“Answer the question.” The giantess replied, unamused and undrinking. “Do you hate me?”


That was surreal to a point were only the priest would be able to reply.


“Of course not!” Thorgun managed an almost believable laugh. “You are our guest, we want to drink with you, make merry, get even more drunk!”


He lifted his tankard but that did not gain him the reaction they wanted.


“People hate me everywhere I go.” The giant, murderous beast lamented. “It doesn't matter whether I crush and kill people or am nice to them. Everyone hates me because I am so big. I only have one friend in this world.”


“No!” Thorgun called up to her. “We are your friends, we drink with you! Drink!”


It sounded desperate and forlorn.


“Nah, that's alright. I messed up with your city. If I want to find real friends I have to go to a place where I haven't killed anyone yet.”


Arva did not comprehend a single word coming out of the giant's mouth, but it was clear that she had reached that certain, slushy point of drinking. She was past playful and tipsy now, with a little luck the next stop was deep, drunken sleep and a slit throat to go with it. Arva hoped that there wouldn't be any crying or puking. If it came to that it could go on for hours and she was tired enough herself.


As ever, Thorgun played his part perfectly.


“Do you remember our earlier conversation?” He asked, trying to cheer her up. “Big fish and little fish, Al'Anfa and what I told you about your beauty? Do you think I was lying?”


“Ya.” The giantess shrugged with a rocking hiccup.


He laughed in reply, light-hearted, as though she had not murdered more than half the city's population and killed dozens more a moment ago. Arva had to tell herself that it was just an act.


“Oh, you do me wrong!” He walked over to her foot and rubbed the side of her sole, cringing only slightly when he had to fling off some bits of crushed person still stuck to it.


“Come on.” She grinned shyly, her eyes shining in the firelight. “I told you, there's no way you can really like me, not after what I've done.”


“Damn right.” Arva could hear Bera mutter under her breath.


“Ha, have I not proven that I can, when I climbed inside you? Or do you take me for a boy-whore? I enjoyed you, as much as you did me!”


He flashed a lewd smile at her and Arva hoped that the giantess could see it.


“Nah, you were just keeping me occupied while the others prepared the food.” The giantess replied, though she seemed utterly enticed with him at once.


“Why keep you occupied?” He moved up her leg. “You weren't killing anyone and all you wanted was a fire! And all I wanted was you, ever since I laid eyes on you!”


This greasy talk would earn him a fist to the jaw with any woman under any normal circumstances, but with a maid as drunk as this it seemed to work wonders, a testament to the powers of drink and the weaknesses it could uncover.


“And do you still want me?” The drunken giantess went on with a smile that would have been archly and shy if it had not been so utterly stupid.


“I do!” He vowed. “I am as drunk as a mule, my blood is up and my pride still hurts from when you told me you liked the girls better!”


People started to reappear in the light of the fire, frightened and insecure, edging forward slowly, too scared to come too close and yet too scared to stay away. The giantess noticed them and bit her lip, looking in between Thorgun and them. The decision that played on her face had a cold shower run down Arva's spine. She wanted to kill, but she wanted the priest as well. Her decision fell in Thorwal's favour.


“I've changed my mind!” She proclaimed. “Everyone to bed! I want everyone off the market square now, except for Thorgun! Save your strength for tomorrow, you're going to need it. Your priest and I are going to have some fun!”


Arva and Bera understood too late that that meant them as well and the giant hand that came to chase them away almost crushed them. After that, they ran.


“Is he mad?” Bera asked after they found shelter in the shadow of a building.


'Yes, but he is still wiser than the two of us combined.'


“No.” Arva replied. “He's trying to occupy her and sate her, hoping that she might finally come to sleep.”


“And are we still trying to kill her if she does?” Bera asked next, watching the giant girl animate Thorgun to tickle the hair on her arm.


Arva didn't respond. She didn't need to, Bera knew what she was going to say. She'd kill this giant beast, she had resolved, and did not care whether she perished in the process.


The giantess laughed and giggled at Thorgun, but soon had enough of faint touches and tickling, it seemed. She had him try his best at her nether parts while she was lying down on her back but that bored her after a while too. Arva could see Thorgun enter her, and that pleased her better, but the greedy maid still took a long while with it.


The giant stone cock entered her after him and began to pump in and out of her, propelled by her mighty hand. Arva remembered how uncomfortable she had felt when someone had told her about the wretched thing.


'To impregnate the flood.' She scoffed in her mind.


The flood was like a true wife, the priests had said. It came everyday and went, dutifully, each time bringing fish and crabs and mussels right to their doorstep. That Swafnir's own stony manhood was like to crush his most revered priest was an irony she found herself unable to smile about. The very fact that the giant girl used the priests' statue as an artificial penis to pleasure herself had to be a slap to their faces all. If she ever was to be hetwoman, Arva would not allow such folly again.


Giant cries of lust echoed over the city.


“Oh, Thorgun!” The giantess was panting. “Oh, yes, oh yes!”


Bera cleared her throat of grime and spat out in disgust. She had to recall too, the time so much earlier that day, when they had been forced to pleasure the giant cunt with their mouths. That had been harmless, Arva reflected, compared to this. The cock moved faster, in and out, utterly without mercy.


'Goodbye, Thorgun.' Arva closed her eyes. 'You shall not be forgotten.'


They'd carve a stone with the runes upon his body and the story of his life and death. For a story such as his, it had to be a big stone but they'd make it spiky and raw so that it might never be used in such a fashion as that which led to his demise. The giant, merciless monster reached her peak and cried out, licking her lips over which so many good Thorwlash people had passed on their way to her belly.


The god's cock slid out of her and was put aside, momentarily forgotten, but if anything was left of him, no effort was made to take the priest out of her as well. The giantess was so mighty and terrible that she did not even have to care and started snoring a few seconds afterwards.


Arva's eyes met Bera's with excitement. She gave a nod. Her sister replied with less certainty, but nonetheless they walked, axes in hand, to victory and revenge. Such a huge body could not be left rotting in the city however. They would have to carve it up like the dreaded Horasians did to the whales they slew, and then give her to the sea, piece by piece, an offering to Swafnir and the crabs and fishes alike. With so much fodder, the creatures of the sea would surely multiply tenfold as fast and Thorwal would have ample supply through the winter, not having to rely on any smugglers, cunning or not though they might be.


Arva's striding march was suddenly interrupted by a group that entered the market from the southern side. For a moment she thought it was city folk, coming to aid them, but then she spied the masts in the distance of the harbour, barely touched by the light the giant fire threw.


'The rats are returning.' She thought for a queer, hateful moment before remembering that they had all tried to flee in the beginning.


The ones on the ships that had docked once again had been lucky, that was all. That they had returned had to be good, she told herself, they would be well rested and filled with hate towards the giant, sleeping child, styling herself their conqueror.


Jurga Trondesdottir was as tall as Bera but only half as wide. She was a slender woman and where Bera preferred simple red and white sail cloth britches, thick cow-skin belt, a white linen shirt and leather vest she wore a fine, cream coloured gown, draped over with a green velvet skirt under a brown cloak. Her fine blonde curls were held back by a copper ring with a black gemstone on her brow and on her thin, feminine belt hung a jewelled Skraya of finest steel.


The people in her tow were city folk, whoever had been close enough to grab a seat upon the boats when they made off, but also four fighting men of her personal guard, nephews or other kin no doubt, clad in scales and helmets.


“Hetwoman!” Arva hailed her when they had gotten close.


“Ah.” Jurga's smile was cold and hateful, which gave her hope. “You have come to observe our triumph, I see.”


'Your triumph?' Arva thought she had misheard. 'You were waiting at sea while we were saving this city from being trodden into the ground!'


Jurga's long, slender fingers danced upon her axe. The Skraya was a traditional weapon of Thorwal such as could not be found anywhere else. It was short, the two axe blades barely reaching over the hand of the beholder. In between the blades there was a round spike to pierce through armour, but if truth be told the weapon was all but useless anywhere outside dagger-range. Therein lay it's deadliness though, for by rushing in close to a foe one could turn the range advantage around, turn the length of his weapon against him. But taking that advantage meant running underneath an enemies blade and shield, rendering the Skraya a ceremonial weapon outside the hands of all but the most skilled of fighters.


“We have witnessed most queer things at sea.” Jurga went on, giving the Hjettisdottirs an undeserved look of mistrust. “Instead of fighting this giant monster, it seemed our people had turned slave, serving her whims.”


“And instead of fighting, you lingered out at sea like a craven, letting the fighting and dying be done by other folk. Is that the way of it?” Bera's voice was dripping vile hatred once more.


“We were laying in wait for an opportunity.” Jurga shot her a deadly glance in turn. “An opportunity that has presented itself, with Swafnir's blessing. I knew it would come when the white whale was spotted splashing it's tail at our astern.”


“The state she's in is our doing.” Arva corrected, trying to keep the anger out of her voice. “We resolved that it was no use fighting her while she was awake, so we feasted her, got her drunk and fed her a foul thing we chanced upon in the smugglers quarter, looking for food.”


“I see.” The hetwoman's smile turned so sweet that Arva's teeth were hurting. “Well then join me in this, let us finish the job you started!”


The procession went on without another word and Arva and Bera had no choice but follow. Arva looked at the retinue in hopes of spying some of her own kin and was disappointed that none was to be found.


The giantess was sleeping on her back, snoring softly, like a mountain before them. The naked tit they could see was young and firm and glistening where she had touched first herself and then her nipple.


Jurga's guard wore axes on their belts, spear and shield in hands. Next to their own axes and Jurga's Skraya, the city folk had only the occasional knife or dagger to offer. The way up led from the back of the giantess' hand, up her arm to her shoulder and to her throat from there but when Arva tried to climb after the hetwoman and her men, she was pushed back and told: “No.”


She almost cried again then, feeling the sweet revenge slip from her fingers. She would not have that done to her and tried to move on again.


“Hold her back.” Jurga Trondesdottir commanded the city folk, and they were on hand soon enough to seize both sisters, taking away their arms.


'She just wants the glory.' Arva told herself in despair. 'The monster that destroyed our home will be dead all the same. And how much glory is there in killing a sleeping foe?'


It worked, though the bitterness would not vain completely.


The five of them marched to the giantess' throat. Men dropped their shields and lifted their spears with both hands, anticipating the command.


“For Thorwal, for Swafnir, I slay this beast!” Jurga Trondesdottir announced with a graceful smile.


The Skraya rose and then it fell as the hetwoman brought it down with all her strength.


“Yah!” The men cried and drove down the points of their spears, leaning on them, twisting and turning, driving them down into the she-giant's skin.


It went on for a couple of seconds until Arva could see a drop of blood, thicker than Boronwine, run down the side of her throat.


'Yes!' She though and her heart jumped with joy. 'She's bleeding, she's dying! She's as good as dead!'


The men were still twisting and turning though and judging from the length of the spear shafts, they had not gotten in very deep at all. A massive sigh could be heard, a rumbling warning, the giantess stirred.


“What are you doing, kill her!” Jurga screeched, her voice full of fear.


“We are going to bed now.” Bera announced with a shaking voice. “Come Arva.”


But Arva was made of stone and could not move and the city folk were not budging either.


“Her skin is hard and soft at once!” One of the guards screamed raspingly. “We need...”


Arva was still shuddering at the thought that the windpipe beneath would be even thicker when the cry came from behind.


“Watch out!”


The hand that had served them as a stairwell to their victim's demise came up, clumsy, sleepy, ill guided, but found the spot that itched it's owner all the same.


'We're but an itch to her, mere insects.' Arva thought.


Yawning in her sleep, the giant girl scratched herself, her fingers merciless and uncaring, possessing no eyes of their own. Jurga and one of her guards found themselves beneath and screamed. Another guard came tumbling down, pushed off, and landed on his helm with a crack.


“Nooo!” Jurga whined.


The guard beside her had a quick death, his head and helmet crushed flat by the giant well-groomed finger. The hetwoman was caught at the waist and ripped in half, but only at the third scratch all the way. Then the huge head turned towards them and Arva found herself looking into the giantess' half opened eyes.


'She's still sleeping.' She knew, somewhere in her head. 'Her body has awoken, but not her mind.'


Her mind was no needed to undo them however and the giant body rose off the ground towards them.


“She's turning!” Someone screamed and people started running.


The last thing Arva saw was a giant, firm, young tit, with a slightly glistening nipple, coming down on her from above.


-


Bodies cracked and burst beneath the giantess' flesh but the wetness did not serve to wake her up. Some were being pinned to the ground by her weight, dying in agony, slow and painful. A few dozen got away, barely armed and so terrified that would not return to harm her.


The half-god's son stroked his cock until he erupted into a grunt. His white seed shot out of him, falling to the cobbles on the ground. Watching her kill was so intoxicating that it was hard not to show one's arousal in her presence. The power she wielded was beyond anything Thorgun had ever seen.


He closed his left hand and opened it again as the slimy feeling receded. The pact with Charyptoroth had been about to to turn it into a tentacle. He had grown strong by the pact, but his new master detested when he drank anything other than seawater. She had given him gills the last time he had had to drink ale, but they were hidden behind his ears and more gift than punishment to be sure. A tentacle for a hand would have given him away though, and the city folk might have killed him for it, if they saw fit. They might kill him if they discovered his gills too, but so far no one had noticed and it wasn't likely that anyone would.


The arch demon was pleased now. She liked what she saw. The scourge upon the world that this giantess was had not died, and he had not given away his face to the people of Thorwal either. Who knew what mischief she would be up to in the morning, what mischief he might be able to animate her too if he became her friend. Charyptoroth had placed him wisely, right in the middle of the most seafaring city there was. She was the enemy of Efferd and Swafnir both, their counterpart, the storm, the poisoned water.


Most who believed in Efferd thought the storms to be his doing, born out of dissatisfaction. Most Thorwalsh simply believed their god Swafnir to be an angry one per say. They were not the cause of most storms, however, as Thorgun had learned at the Graveyard of Sea Snakes, off the east coast of Maraskan. It was at that unholy sanctum that he had met Charyptoroth and agreed to be her servant. Ever since, his father Swafnir, in whom before he had not even quite believed before, had been mad with him, trying to kill him. His latest attempt had been a moment ago.


'I'm sorry father.' He grinned. 'But with your cock?'


It had crushed him against the walls of his lover's womanhood, trying to end him, but his body was strong. He wondered if he was strong enough to endure the giantess' foot upon him, but decided he should not be so foolish as to provoke that.


He felt dry as sand inside, having spent too much time on land. It was time for a swim. He did not need sleep, not any more. He flexed his hand again. A tentacle for a hand would be nice but he must not have one. Such were the gifts and punishments of demons. They were useful, very much so, but they damned him all the same.


There were seven circles of damnation, and whenever he displeased his master he sunk deeper into the abyss where pleasing her could delay that process. That his hand would not change told him that he had to be in the second or third. He'd only grow stronger the deeper he went, but at the seventh, damnation awaited, madness, death and the nether hells for his soul.


Arva and Bera Hjettisdottir were dead, as was Jurga Trondesdottir. The other living hetman kin were not capable of leading the city, which meant that the job must fall to him until Olaf and the rest of hetmen kin returned. The corruption a servant of Hranngar might be able to sow in Swafnir's city would be sublime. He had to still be careful though, for now, for there was still a handful of priests left to notice. He'd kill them, he decided, and only wished he had a tentacle hand to strangle them with. That would be sweet, but as it were an axe might serve him better.


After that there would only be the mass of people to consider, but they there the prey in this game, not the hunters, the seals, not the shark.


His body was indifferent to the cold of the water as he dove in, his gills filling and closing with every breath. It was fulfilment but he dare not venture too far out at sea. A white whale had been spotted, Olaf's wife had said so.


His body sank to the pieces of broken harbour wall the giantess had destroyed. On his knees in the cold dark wet he prayed.


'Charyptoroth, Gal Ka Zuul, night-black Mistress, Hranngar, Kryptor, Gal'k'zuul Globomong, merciless drowner, deep daughter and baroness of the night-blue deep, more, give me more, give me more!'


A whale called in the distance, it's voice pained and crying. He smiled.


'If you had a heart, I could love you. If you had ears, I would sing. After the night, when she wakes up, I see what tomorrow brings.'

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Chapter 22 by squashed123
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'You're in the army now, oh, uh, oh, you're in the army...now.' Janna hummed in her mind.


She was hungry and the tiny Horasian's secretive meeting was dragging on and on while she was waiting with only Rondria to keep her company. As an acolyte, a student of magic, the little girl with the shaven head was not allowed to attend and so Furio had gone alone. He must have made for a ragged sight in front of the splendid group of riders Janna had seen from a distance before they had entered the forest. Polished, shiny steel, gold, multicoloured sashes, a mage in a spotless white robe and a black-haired man that looked like a tiny Samurai, all on horseback the procession went.


Nearly the entire high command of the army had come, as Rondria had informed her, as well as a few Nostrian nobles, everyone eager to see. They had seen her from afar, no doubt, but so far none of them had come out of the forest to inspect her from a closer proximity. Rondria explained that it was highly unorthodox for command staff to put themselves in danger like this and Janna understood why. If, for example, the procession for some reason ran into enemies they ran the risk of getting the entire brain of their army killed at once.


If Janna wanted to kill them she'd be able to do so as well. All it would require was finding them and a footstep or two after that. But according to her agreement with Furio she was to abide these tiny men's orders, go where they told her to, kill whomever they wanted dead, and receive food in turn. First she'd go and find Laura though, no matter what they would say. Furio knew this and he would tell them. Afterwards, however, Janna saw nothing wrong with working with these technologically advanced people in exchange for a steady food supply.


She was eager to meet them, observe them, see how their people functioned. This was not how she had imagined the meeting. She did not understand this need for secrecy. All eyes and ears had been removed from the vicinity, a passing peasant with a small cart of vegetables, three Boron priests, meaning to bury the dead in the village Janna had annihilated, the patrol that had spotted her and the officer Furio had spoken to.


Rondria had clearly been given the task to entertain Janna whilst they waited and that was almost offensive, implying she would wander off like a little child and begin messing things up if she wasn't supervised. Worse yet, Rondria did not really like this task, looking up at her in anguish. And all that Janna was interested in, the cute little fact that she had found the two little wizards naked and entangled with each other after waking up, Rondria refused to talk about. Instead, the tiny acolyte made small talk, speaking more to herself than with Janna, of fighting with a staff and sword as opposed to with a staff alone. She had lost her sword the night before, and the rue over it gave her courage.


Janna had been mean to the little girl, but had resolved to henceforth be friendly to her. It was for Furio's sake for one, and then she was only the second Horasian Janna knew. Also, she was capable of magic and that was exciting.


“Could you show me a spell?” She tried to bring Rondria to give a demonstration, interrupting the passionate but tedious lecture on fighting against an opponent with sword and shield while only armed with a staff. Apparently, using the longer range to keep the opponent at bay, keeping him from using his shield as a weapon was the trick, but that knowledge was of little interest to Janna. Any regular sized opponent, shield or not, she could turn into a communion wafer with a single step.


“That would not be proper.” Rondria replied. “We are forbidden to cast spells merely for show. And I should keep my powers for when I need them. The energy is limited, you see?”


“Come on.” Janna pushed her. “Cast me a nice looking spell and I will get you a new sword.”


'And you should thank me for asking. I might just as well squeeze it out of you.' She added in her mind. To be denied so many times by such a tiny and hapless creature was bedazzling whenever it happened.


“Where would you get a sword from?” Rondria asked perplexed.


“From someone else.” Janna shrugged in response. “I'm sure they'll let me have it if I ask nice enough.”


Rondria got the hint and swallowed. Still, she replied resolutely: “If I could just use any sword I would have taken one already. Iron saps the magic, it is almost impossible to cast a spell while touching it and being around too much of it has the same effect as well. Did you never wonder why we mages wear robes instead of armour?”


“Oh.” Janna made, taken aback. She had thought the robes were for ceremonial purposes, a symbol of status. “What kind of sword can you use then?”


“Bronze.” Rondria replied. “Or copper, anything with no iron in it. If it were an iron sword it would have to be at least a third of an arcane metal, endurium, arcanium, titanium, something like that. Such a sword is rare though, and easily as expensive as half a kingdom.”


She sounded dreamily on the one hand, but mournful on the other. That she liked fighting, Janna had been able to surmise before, and of course a passionate fighter would want a special, expensive blade.


“Where might I find such a magic sword?” She asked intrigued.


“Oh, there's a few ancient ones, stacked away on display in some mages colleges or castles.” The acolyte replied. “And some really are magic, said to hold ancient, powerful spells and old arch-mages are brooding over the weapons, trying to figure out the formula.”


She sounded mournful, and that was cute.


“Then such blades are always the stuff of legend and there are fortune-seekers trying to uncover the lost graves of this hero or that, but I am not aware of any swords that have been uncovered in the past one hundred years.” She continued. “Most blades you find in graves and tombs are withered away to rust. No magic blade would ever rust though, they're like our magic staffs, near unbreakable.”


“Hmm.” Janna made. “Well, if I ever come across such a blade I will not forget you.”


She smiled, hopefully that it might convince.


Rondria laughed: “Aye, on that day, I'll gladly show you a spell.”


The ice was broken, the anguish gone, but Janna had come no closer to seeing some magic. Under different circumstances she'd threatened to squash the girl if she did not abide by Janna's will, but that would only be the last resort, if an option at all.


“Well, in that case.” She made to get up. “I'd like to have a word with my new employers.”


She simply stepped over Rondria and towards the forest, showing her how insignificant and powerless she was.


“No, wait!” Rondria called predictably. “Janna, you have to wait here!”


So far up, her tiny voice was almost inaudible.


“Why?” Janna asked down, indifferent.


“Please!” Rondria pleaded. “They told me to...”


“Well, they didn't tell me.” Janna cut her off, her voice rolling over Rondria's much like her foot might roll over the little girl and crush her. She knew this game and was tired of it. No, yes, please, no, it went the same every time.


“It's because of the spies!” Rondria argued then. “That's why they are meeting in the forest too! If a spy sees our generals with you, it could mean war!”


“War?” Janna asked perplexed, bending down to the little girl and hushing her voice in concern. “I thought we were fighting the giants? Aren't we at war already?”


If the giants really were such a threat, she ought to have seen more of them by now, she noted wearily.


“Yes...” Rondria admitted, swaying. “But you want to go to Thorwal, no? Thorwal is ally to the Garethians. If a Garethian spy establishes a connection between you and us, you being in Thorwal committing acts of war might spark a continuation of the Garetho-Horasian conflict!”


Janna shrugged involuntarily. She had heard of Gareth and it's empire but knew close to nothing about it. For her, war only meant more people to stomp and squish. Crushing an army would be fun, much like the battle at Sir Ludwig's keep had been. This might open the door to a whole knew game of politics and power structures that would give Laura and her something to do during the day once food supply was secure.


It was odd because back on earth she had never given a thought to politics but the idea of having power made it sound infinitely more interesting in her mind, being a player rather than a pawn. Now she had to meet the generals and officers, remember their names, what they did. Some would be high born, no doubt, for that was how this world worked, progressive Horas or backwards Andergast. There was a lot to learn, but Janna figured that it would be best to have Laura by her side to do it, with the training in anthropology to understand societal structures better. But with the high command of an entire Horasian army just a few meters away...


Rondria looked up at her, pleading, but she was able to read Janna's face like a book. She put her right hand on her shoulder and seemed to mumble something before her arm extended to point with two fingers at a small conifer nearby. With a soft 'woosh' a tiny lance of flame shot from her fingers a heartbeat later, setting the wood alight, crackling.


“Woah!” Janna gasped, regarding the burning tree. “Can you set someone ablaze with that?”


“Yes.” Rondria replied, ashamed over breaking the commandment not to cast spells for show.


Again, Janna made a note in her mind to learn about magic and get to the bottom of it. There had to be a scientific explanation, she told herself, yet she could not think of one. The glowing staffs she had seen the night before might have been of electric or chemical making, this had to be burning gas or liquid or something like that, like a flamethrower. Perhaps Christina could dissect a dead mage and look for additional organs or perhaps even trick devices. Or else, this was as supernatural as it looked.


“Can you cast another one? Some different spell?” Janna inquired eagerly.


“I...” Rondria began. “I am not so adapt in magic yet. Most spells are invisible anyhow, there is one that lends armour to my skin, which saved me when you...when you tried to eat me, do you remember?”


“I do.” Janna nodded in thought. “Uh...sorry.”


The tiny acolyte said nothing and Janna made a decision. She'd meet mages again in the future, or druids, witches and what ever else there might be, but the meeting was going on now. With a mumbled apology, she turned towards the forest, crouching, scanning the ground where she could see it. She wanted to meet high command, not crush them by accident after all. With Rondria's wailing protests fading in the distance, she found them in a clearing, bunched up, standing around a folding table with parchments.


Their horses were bound up a dozen metres away and went crazy at her sight and the noise she made moving through the wood. Three broke free of their reins and galloped off, screaming. The officers turned towards the sound as well, steel drawn, protective around the tiny samurai and what had to be a general. The tall, gaunt, white-haired man was clad in fine greens a golden cuirass and looked up at her, calm, with cold eyes, where his officers were in a shouting frenzy.


Furio did make for a ragged sight next to the rest of them. The white his robes were supposed to be Janna could see on the other mage present, a tiny wisp of a man with the same lipped leather cap on his head. Looking at Furio she suddenly remembered what good and old friends they were, yet, for the life of her, she still couldn't remember where it had been that they first met.


“Err, this would be her then.” The general's voice was deep and raspy, certainly made so by endless screaming of commands in battle.


It shut everyone up, perplexed by his calmness.


“Janna!” Furio seemed angry. “I told you to wait!”


“Yeah.” Janna admitted guiltily. “I'm sorry, but I was so curious! Hello, little sirs, I am Janna.”


She grinned sheepishly in hopes that he may forgive her.


The little samurai grinned with her and turned to the general: “Ha, what's done is done!”


“Aye.” The general agreed.


“Well...” Furio chewed on his beard that started to look ragged by now. “Janna, may I introduce, this is General Scalia, supreme commander of this army by the pleasure of his royal magnificence, Emperor Horasio the third!”


The green-golden man gave the slightest hint of a nod, face unchanging.


“This next to him is General Lee, right hand to General Scalia and commander of the Maraskan auxiliaries.”


The tiny Samurai beat a fist to his armoured chest, revealing that it was made of wood. His grin grew only wider. Next, Furio introduced the rest of the officers, distinguished in rank by sashes of different colours, but they were so many so quickly that she could never hope to remember them all. Then there were three Nostrian Lords in chain mail and cruder plate and finally Master Hypperio the mage.


“Sirs.” He finished. “If I may be so bold, you may put your steel down now.”


“It wouldn't help you anyway.” Janna smiled as sabres and swords reluctantly found their sheaths.


“Master Furio!” Rondria blurted as she broke through the undergrowth. “I am so terribly sorry! I couldn't stop her!”


“Well, this is happens when we breach protocol.” General Scalia remarked, displeased. “So, Giantess Janna, is your curiosity satisfied then?”


Janna felt awkward, like a child that had wandered in on an important adult conversation. It took a second to remind herself of how big and powerful she was. General Scalia's cold, collected, awe-inspiring demeanour had the power to let one forget that.


“Yes, sir!” She chirped and smiled, giving a salute that bordered on mockery. “But my belly is not. I was promised food. Did you bring any?”


“You will be fed soon enough!” Furio jumped forward while men looked at her in fear. “I apologise for us taking so long! There were many news and matters of importance to discuss!”


“What matters?” Janna asked at once.


Men started looking at the general from the corners of their eyes and Furio did not reply. Scalia was clearly the man who could decide what Janna should know but he chose to ignore her question: “Master Furio tells me you mean to go north and find your friend. Is this true?”


“Maybe.” Janna shrugged. “If you don't tell me your matters, I won't tell you mine. We're supposed to be allies, are we not?”


Their reactions were remarkable. Officers gasped and frightfully turned their heads towards Scalia, Furio frowned, Rondria sighed and General Lee laughed incredulously. Clearly, General Scalia was no man to be defied, but that would be something they would have to get used to with her. Janna was not going to be merely another soldier in their army, obeying unquestioningly like a drone. That would be far too boring.


Scalia's face was the only one to remain motionless. If he had facial expressions, they seemed to be limited to his eyes, almost impossible to spot for her. He remained silent, every second granting more weight to the fact that she had just questioned his authority. Had he answered too quickly it might have been permanently undermined, she reflected, but when at last he spoke he did not sound particularly critical.


If you mean to find your friend you might be interested in where she is.” He said simply.


When speaking in long sentences, he paused after each couple of words as if his breath failed him. It might have been remnant of some illness of the lung that had befallen him once but it lent great solemnity to his words, mundane though or not they were.


“I know where she is.” Janna replied. “She's in Thorwal. Interesting people, the Thorwalsh. Taste just like regular people but seem to have a little more meat on them.”


She licked her lips to make the threat come out more and startle him but it only worked on the officers and lords. Scalia only looked grim, but he had be looking grim before too and by all that Janna had seen until now he would go to bed, wake up, eat, shit and die, all looking grim.


“You mean Thorwal, the land.” He said. “But your friend is in Thorwal, the city.”


“You people are a queer lot.” Janna shot out. “Andergast, Nostria, Gareth, Thorwal, what else, what other kingdoms are named for their capitals? Is it that you lack imagination or have you styled it deliberately confusing? What's the capital of the Horasian Empire, oh, is it Horas?”


It had come out quickly and without much thinking. The observation was something that had been burning under her nails for a while a now. Then something in Scalia's calmness had vexed her and brought it out.


“No.” He replied patiently. “There was a village once that named itself Horas. It was razed for the insolence.”


“Funny.” Janna smirked. “There was a village once that replied cryptically to my questions and it found itself razed under me for the same thing.”


Somehow she had entered a verbal power struggle with the commander of the army. She did not know exactly how it happened, but she knew that she disliked being treated as a subject. Again she thought about how easy it would be to kill them all. The general, the mage and the lords she would squish but among the officers there were some strapping, handsome, young fellows she could spend some quality time with.


“Janna.” Furio intervened. “What our lord general is saying, is that we know Laura's exact location.”


Our lord general, there it was, the admission that he was her general and commander too. But as he spoke to her, Janna felt the anger ebb away and felt sorry so much that she had the urge to apologize.


“With you in mind he brought a map of the Thorwalsh territories with him.” Furio pointed at the table. “With this we should reach the city within a day or two. I will navigate you.”


Navigate, haha!” The other mage raised his voice. “My dear colleague, have you forgotten that it is not a ship you are speaking of? Our giant ally must be re-united with her friend and we all should do our best to help her in that!”


The tone of his little speech was too swollen and Janna had no idea why he had made it. His words seemed utterly superfluous to her. Probably it was best to ignore him.


“My apologies, General Scalia.” She bowed her head, awkwardly aware of the fact that she was still standing over them. “And thank you. The map will be most welcome. Does this mean that Furio will come with me?”


The thought delighted her very much. He was such a good friend.


“It does.” Scalia nodded. “But finding your friend is not the only thing I require of you.” His eyes never turned away from her, not from anybody he spoke to. “You seem to have a likeness for killing.” He remarked. “You shall put that to use. There are not only large cities on this map I give you. The Thorwalsh only have four. They prefer dwelling in villages over large urban centres. Your task will be to raze as many of them as you can.”


The way he spoke, in growling huffs, it took him quite a while to say all that but once again Janna found it quite befitting. What he was suggesting was an act of war on Saturn Seven, a war crime on Earth, killing civilians by the hundreds if not thousands, targeting them directly. She did not require mind-reading skills to know what Furio thought of that. It was written plainly on his face. Janna did not mind erasing a few more Thorwalsh villages from the map. In fact, she rather liked the idea. But if Furio was against it she decided that she must take his side on the matter.


“Are we at war with Thorwal?” She asked. “I thought we were fighting giants.”


It seemed as though Scalia was tired of talking after having said so much at once and he gestured to an officer to speak for him.


“That is so.” A small man with shiny, black curls and a wispy moustache raised his thin voice. He wore the typical officers' attire and an orange sash, marking him for a major. His name was Emilio Rieu, a name Janna remembered because it sounded so remarkably French. Other names had queer Spanish or Italian rings to them as if someone had taken all the wine-drinking peoples of Europe and dumped them here to create the Horasian Empire. It was strange beyond all recognition but of little consequence now.


“But as it happens, the giant army has a new commander. The giant Albino seems to have departed his main force for some reason, giving the reins to a beast called Varg the Impaler who has been losing grip on the unruly creatures, which have been driven into Nostria as a result. We have been able to kill a few of them but others have found ways over territory we deemed not traversable for them before.”


The tiny man used much too many words too quickly, and Janna had trouble making sense of them.


“So, the giants have lost the war already?” She asked with a frown. “Aren't we in Nostria right now?”


She looked around perplexed as if expecting to see a horde of ken dolls marching overland but stopped herself quickly when realizing how stupid that was.


“Err, we are. And no, they have not.” The man was startled for a moment but went on unabashed. “Now these small groups of giants, as the scholars attest, are returning to their old ways. Females form clans, far away from our settlements, coming into contact with us only scarcely. Males wander the countryside in search for loot and slaves to exchange with the females for the privilege of mating. They are but a nuisance, stealing and murdering peasants and there will be ample time to deal with them once this war is done.”


Janna was lost, unable to follow or grasp what this had to do with crushing Thorwalsh in their villages.


“The remaining force of giants will soon have to face a new enemy.” The man went on. “Queen Effine of Andergast, widow of late King Aele, is to marry Lord Edorian Zornbold who has assembled a large Army under his banners, most of the other lords' support and King Aele's heir, the bastard-born Prince Erwin. Now, total war in Andergast may mean more giants washing against this border, for which our army will require more men and supplies to close the aforementioned gaps and re-enforce our existing garrisons in crucial junctions.”


Some officers gave the man pitiful looks while others looked annoyed at his lecture and one, beefy Nostrian lord looked so angry that Janna feared he might go off like a grenade at any second. Furio seemed to study an insect buzzing around his head but Rondria intently listened to every word. Scalia's face wore no expression. He looked as grim as always. The Asian-looking General with the wooden armour rolled his eyes and started drinking heavily from a field bottle clearly not filled with water.


“The Margraviate Windhag and Kingdom Albernia, both part of the Garethian Empire, are charging us high tolls to move goods and forces through their lands. The people of the Hylailos Isles say that infinite gold is the sinews of war. We do not have infinite gold, you see? So, our supplies are transported at sea.”


“Good grief, Sir!” The Nostrian noble exclaimed. “Be like a spear, will you?! Have a point!” His head was red and sweating and he breathed loudly in anger, spitting when he talked. “Can you not see that she can't follow any of this?! Do you understand any of this?!” He turned to Janna. “And good grief, woman, sit down when I am talking to you! My neck!”


“Sorry.” Janna replied perplexed, lowering herself to a cross-legged position, noisily flattening a tree beneath her arse.


“By account of our trusty Master Furio I was given to understand that she is remarkably intelligent for a monster.” Major Emilio Rieu replied as though Janna couldn't hear right before turning to her as well. “Could you please recapitulate what I said?”


This was not a smart man but if Janna wanted to be informed of these matters she had to show that she was able to understand them too.


She let a gust of air escape through her lips to gain time thinking: “Uh, there are giants slipping through this border, and there might be even more when those Andergastians start fighting them for real. Therefore you need more men and material which are best transported over sea.” She surmised as best she could. “Is this where the Thorwalsh come in, 'cause they're like pirates?”


She was only guessing at this point but Emilio Rieu turned to the Nostrian with a broad, smug smile on his face: “You see?”


“Good grief, Sir!” The chain mail clad fat man said again. “The wench is twice as smart as you! It took her a twelfth of the time to say the same you took so much of all our lives for! Perhaps, on the next war council, we had best bring her along instead of you!”


Janna was flattered but disliked being called a wench. Also, she was being degraded to being a subject again, commanded by pitiful mites whose lives she could snuff out at a whim.


“Oh, offended are you?!” The Nostrian noble went on berating the officer, entering into a full-on tantrum. “Go on then, draw that glove! Isn't that the way of you cunts?! Let's have duel to whatever fucking blood you want! I'll stick my sword up your arse so far that you can never waffle again!”


“Sirs!” General Lee exclaimed angrily and the officers and lords started shouting as well.


“If I sit on you, who becomes lord of whatever you're lord of?”


Janna shifted in her seat, making the broken tree groan and crack beneath her. Her threat hung in the air silencing everyone. For a queer moment she thought to be able to see a smile play around General Scalia's lips but it was gone as soon as she had seen it and it might just as well have been a shadow.


“Now.” She began, regaining her composure. “You were just about to enlighten me on how the Thorwalsh fit in all this that you have told me. Go on, have no fear. I don't bite. Well, I do, but I could swallow you whole just as easily. I bet you could ride a horse down my gullet, though you'd never ride it out again.”


She smiled. Scalia remained cold as ice.


Major Rieu swallowed hard and made sure not to waste any more of her time: “Jarl Olaf and his fleet of Thorwalsh have been raiding our shores in the south and were coming north again when they discovered our supply ships which they have been attacking ever since.” He explained quickly. “This can not stand. So, we mean to send you north to lay waste to his people, forcing him to go home and face you at which point you crush him and his army as we believe you did to late King Aele and his army at a place called Ludwig's keep.”


“Yeah, I smushed that king.” Janna shrugged before she remembered her purpose which was to agree with Furio. “How would that jarl learn of Laura and me doing this though? He's at sea, right?”


“Eh, we think it best to send a vessel into his arms to inform him of the demise of his homestead.” Emilio replied. “Sacrifice a few men to save many. Jarl Olaf is notorious for questioning his prisoners and granting life and thrallship to those who supply him with useful information. For all his bloodlust and brutality the man is not without cunning, everyone agrees.”


“But that would work without me killing innocents as well.” Janna pointed out. “He has no way of verifying the story.”


“He will.” The officer replied wearily. “As soon as he meets fellow Thorwalsh at sea, fishermen, perhaps, or traders. Then he would come south again and we would face the same problem as before.”


“Master Furio suggested the same thing during our meeting.” Another officer added, tall, strapping, young. “The point is not to just draw the man away from us, but to kill him, kill him for all the evil he has done. His raid south has killed thousands of innocents already and he will continue to do so if he is not stopped. His brute, Halmar Boyfucker, has been raping boys as young as six years old to death! This must stop. There must be justice, there needs to be revenge.”


“Aye!” Two or three men cheered.


“But why wage war on the backs of innocents?” Janna asked in reply. “I'll go north anyway, and I may, on occasion, eat the odd villager or two, but for me to go from village to village, snuffing out civilian lives is just wrong! Tell Olaf I'm wrecking his kingdom or whatever you call it and I'll make sure Laura and I stand on the beach of Thorwal, awaiting his arrival and giving him what he deserves. You said Laura is already at the capital. Now, I can assure you that it is not a pleasant experience for anyone around. There has been sufficient destruction, the innocents have suffered enough. You cannot get justice or revenge by slaughtering people who have nothing to do with the matter!”


She was speaking heatedly, Janna noted, and sounding remarkably unlike herself. It was for Furio that she had assumed this position, but now that she had defended it so passionately, she felt less strongly about it. Furio could be a real hippie and him getting in her way of having fun was a thing that really stood between them. It was odd how she had not remembered that a moment ago.


When she looked at him she expected to find him look back at her with approval but instead he was dark, brooding, as if he didn't believe she meant what she said. If truth be told, Janna wasn't sure any more either. If crushing Thorwalsh was the order, crushed Thorwalsh there would be, and Janna was already looking forward to hearing their pleas before crushing them.


“Sirs, lords, distinguished officers and generals!” The other mage, Master Hypperio, launched into another speech. “Our giant ally is clearly concerned for the lives of innocent civilians! If it is not her wish to harm them, it is not for us to make her act against her good heart! I know the Thorwalsh have defeated our northern fleet, but let us send out to besiege our emperor, his royal magnificence Horasio the third, to send another fleet to guard or convoys! For now we shall make due with what we have, and have our good ally not taint her hands with things she does not wish to be tainted with! Send ships to kill a pirate and maintain a clear conscience in the eyes of gods and men!”


A few men seemed to agree with that, but only a dwindling minority.


“There are no innocent Thorwalsh!” An officer spat in reply. He looked remarkably more common than the others with his stubbly beard and wild hair that sprouted out from under his helmet, his slouched stature and hard, disillusioned face. Janna could not help but think that this was a career officer, not from wealth or high birth as without a doubt most of the others were.


“They are warlike, murdering, pillaging, wale-worshipping barbarians, every last one of them! Even their women are murderers, calling themselves shield maidens, as if butchering fisher folk and tradesmen is what it means to be a great warrior! They say they worship freedom and oppose slavery, yet they turn around and have half their farms run by slaves they made themselves! A gentle heart may be a good thing, but I tell you it is wasted on them!”


“Why are we having this discussion?” Yet another officer asked. “I was led to believe our agreement with her is not unlike an agreement with a sell-sword. Must we convince every sell-sword now, to do our bidding?”


That last remark was such a huge step back that Janna would have liked nothing better than to squash the man flat where he stood.


Scalia remained silent and expressionless, while Lee peered around with uncertainty.


“Janna.” Furio began, getting up. “Do you really have scruples to kill the Thorwalsh civilians?”


It was a question so pointed that Janna was certain he already knew the answer.


“Well, it's the way of war, right?” She replied, uncertain of what to say. “They kill our small folk, we kill theirs?”


“So, no.” Furio remarked blankly. “And what did you feel when you crushed the inhabitants of Rovalmund underfoot yesterday?”


“A...hint of resistance?” She shrugged apologetically.


Lee snorted, though she had not intended it as a joke.


“Sirs, the matter is settled.” He sounded dark and tired as he turned to the crowd. “Let us retire and let Janna break her morning fast. The wagons must have arrived by now and my acolyte and I will have a bite ourselves along with the fresh, clean robes that I asked for. The last matter to discuss is what is to happen to the men driving the wagons.”


They must be kept silent somehow, Janna knew at once, them spreading the tale that they had been serving a meal to a giant giantess would undermine all the secrecy of meeting in the forest.


“Let her have them.” Scalia settled the matter at once.


Thus, breakfast was five wagons of food, ten oxen and fifteen men. The officers departed the forest on a detour while Janna carried Rondria and Furio in her hand to where the wagons were. Huge ones like these, completely overladen with stuff, required more than draft animals and a coachman. Sometimes, the vehicles would topple over or break wheels and axles on a bump in the road. Then, many hands were needed.


The trusty crew had gotten the heavy wagons safely over from wherever they had come from without knowing that they would share the same destination as the things they were transporting. It was all the same to Janna but she took some secret joy from the fact that they were Horasians. Eating allies had the flair or the forbidden where eating enemies had not. It was remarkable that they had not tried to flee as well.


“Oh, I knew we'd meet you!” One coachman swore. “All the camp is talk of the giant girl, wandering out of Thorwal!”


'So much for secrecy.' Janna thought bitterly. Someone must have seen her and told and then the message spread like fire. Alas, she didn't really care.


Rondria's new robes were like her old ones, only clean, plain, white linen. Furio's new robes were different from how Janna remembered them. Before, he had worn white robes of some fine material that had gold at the fringes, glyphs or insignias, something along those lines. His new robes were white as well, but where before there had been a bunched mass of cloth around his shoulders, was now fine white fur. Where before the fringes had been golden, they were now red and the white tainted into a hint of grey, making it look as though the red had been burned on somehow. From a modern, earthly perspective, they sure looked ridiculous, but in this world, given the knowledge of how powerful the beholder of this attire was, they passed for splendid clothing.


“You look cute, you two little lovers.” Janna teased them after they had gotten them on.


“Janna!” Furio hissed. “We must keep this a secret! No one can know!”


There seemed to be a certain frostiness between them, she noted, talking only official business with each other using brief sentences devoid of any emotions. They avoided eye contact as well. That would be fun to explore on the journey, surely, a fresh little wound to poke around in.


“Relax.” Janna reclined to the side while the wagon crews unloaded and opened her food for her. “There's no one to hear or see where we are going and you two can fuck as often and openly as you want. Just, not on my hand, please.” She chuckled.


Her mouth watered as she watched the tiny workers at their job afterwards.


Furio and Rondria had received some new equipment as well, ink, quills, coals, parchments, an empty skin with water and a not empty one with whine, as well as a stone clay bottle that Furio regarded, shook his head at and said: “Lee.”


Then there was the map, of course, drawn on sheep skin and larger than any map Janna had ever seen by comparison. A new bronze or copper sword for Rondria had not been included though.


Janna let the mages pick their food first, and they each collected a bite out of this barrel and another one out of that, until they had ample supply for themselves. With that out of the way, she ate the food stuffs quickly to get the good bits she was saving for last. After tearing the first of the remarkably calm draft oxen from one of the wagons, the man complained that they would not be able to get the wagons back to camp that way.


“You're not supposed to bring them back.” Janna informed him smiling after crunching the animal in between her teeth.


It was roughly the size of a baby mouse to her, such as she had dissected in class before, and she did not feel anything towards them. They tasted of raw beef and blood, mainly, a taste she had grown accustomed to by now.


“So, uh, we're walking back then?” The coachman asked dimly with a shrug. “Fine by me!”


“No.” Janna laughed in reply. “When I'm done with the oxen, I am going to eat you.”


She let it hang there, eating another two oxen, observing their reactions. Plainly, they didn't believe her and the man who talked to her thought she was joking. Only one of them was smart enough to run but Janna caught him lazily before he got very far.


When she sucked his struggling form into her mouth, closed her lips and swallowed, their faces slipped in stupid disbelief.


“Wha, bu, bu, wha...” The man stammered and Janna laughed again.


“Sorry.” She mused. “Can't have you lads tell anyone about this.”


“Oh, we won't tell!” The man said, looking at his companions for support who vigorously started shaking their tiny heads.


“And it's already talk in the camps!” A younger man added quickly.


Janna didn't know if they were too stupid or too smart to try running away.


“Milord mage, help us!” A third one started to plead.


“Talk is that she has been seen, not that she is allied to us.” Furio threw in from his meal. “Now, shut up and get eaten in peace!”


He was still dark and brooding. He had a good heart indeed, but was forced to obey orders as well. To protect his conscience he seemed to have build a wall around it, shielding it from reality.


“Then cut out our tongues!” The first man offered, drawing a dagger. “Make a fire, we'll do ourselves!”


“Hm, that might work.” Janna mused, turning to the tiny mages to force them be part of this.


“The order is to kill them.” Furio replied. “Now do it, or I'll do it myself.”


Janna mauled the remaining oxen in her mouth and burped noisily after each swallow.


“But questions will be asked!” The younger man continued. “The question of were we went with the wagons!”


“I think they'll just...” She made a discarding gesture with her hand. “...chalk you off as deserters.”


“That's not right!” It was the first man again. “I don't want to be remembered as a deserter?!”


“You drive an ox-cart.” Rondria replied, annoyed. “No one is going to remember you anyway.”


“But some of us have wives and children!” The man argued. “If we're deserters, they don't get their pension coppers! They'll be put out on the street and starve!”


Janna took two more men, lowered them in her mouth and swallowed.


“That's very noble of you to think of them, but I don't care.” She grinned at them after. “Now, who of you has ever pleased a woman with their mouth?”


First two, then three reluctantly raised their hands. Predictably, it was better looking lads who simply had more game when it came to sex. Janna was pleased to see that none of them was old or gross. They would do and she separated them from the others, putting them aside to where she could observe them from the corner of her eye.


Rondria and Furio looked up at her in revulsion but that was exactly what she had had in mind.


“What?” She grinned. “I have those kinds of needs too and just because there's no man my size around to satisfy me doesn't mean they go away. If you don't want me to use them, go ahead and offer yourselves. I wouldn't recommend it though. I can be very demanding.”


“So, you'll not kill us?” One of her chosen three dared to hope.


She gave him a pitiful look: “I'm going to fuck you. Look at me. Does it look like you can survive that? Yeah, I know, it depends on how I do it, but I will make sure that you spend every moment of the rest of your miserable lives pleasing me. I'll use you like you have never been used before. You'll die eventually, I promise you that. It will be sooner or later. Either I break you while playing with you or I will get bored with you and crush you like bugs.”


The power coursing through her veins was intoxicating.


“I'd rather be eaten!” The youngest and obviously stupidest of her would-be sex slaves raised his hand.


“Silly boy.” Janna chuckled. “You don't get to choose what I do with you. That's the point.”


She opened the button on her jeans, undid the zipper and shoved the three young men into her panties to her crotch. Her lips were wet and swollen all over again but this was no time to get herself off.


“Now to you.” She licked her lips at the rest of the men when she had buttoned up her pants again.


They looked distraught, crushed in spirit, but seemed to oddly accept their fate. Soldiers of any army had to be familiar with the concept of death, she figured, and to some degree they had consented to it.


“What happens to us, in your belly?” The coachman asked with a sad voice.


She had to think on that for a moment. A student of biology, she knew the exact process of course, but her food would neither understand that nor did she know the words for all the scientific termini in the local tongue, if they existed yet at all. Thus, she decided, a children's explanation would do. She used one of the men to demonstrate, ignoring his kicks and screams.


“Okay, after going into my mouth and down my gullet...” She put him into her mouth and swallowed, tracing his struggling form down her oesophagus a finger. “...you go into my stomach.” Her finger halted. “There your presence makes my body pump out acid, which is already going on of course, since I just ate. Then you get dissolved, basically ripped into very small pieces, and pass on in mere bits. Next you go to my guts, basically, the smaller kind first, where you get broken down even finer and my body takes what it can use from you. The you go into the big kind, drained for fluid and finally stored as stool that I...well, you know how that works.”


“Oh.” He made bitterly.


They were all shaking now.


“I don't want to be turned to poop!” One of them wailed hollowly.


“Err, could you kill us before you swallow us?” The man asked. “This whole dissolving business does not sound very pleasant!”


“I expect it's pretty painful, until you die. You might as well suffocate of course, but not immediately.”


She picked up another one of them, slurped him up, swallowed. Someone wedged in her nether lips twitched pleasantly.


“Janna!” Furio called, standing by Rondria, both their new bags on their backs. “Time to go!”


“Well, little ones, it has been pleasant.” She mocked them one last time. “Here's my offer. You all get into my mouth quickly and I will chew you before I swallow you, okay?”


She left them no time to respond but laid down, flat on her stomach and opened her mouth at an angle that would allow them to climb over her lower lip. They froze in their shaking for a moment, unsure what to do, but then the talkative man went first and the others followed like ducklings.


Her mouth full of people, Janna picked up her two mages, her own bag, and went, quickly, going where Furio would point her to. When she got bored slushing the people around in her mouth she started to chew eventually.


“How do you know all that about the, uh, digestion?” Rondria inquired charily after she swallowed.

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Chapter 23 by squashed123
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And so Janna started talking of earth, universities, science, all without thinking much of it. In turn, Rondria would educate Janna on matters of Saurn Seven, adding pieces to her mental map that had been only grey spots before. Contrary to what she had believed, Nostria did not border on the entirety of the Horasian Empire. There was the Margraviate of Havena at the coast but in between that and the Horasian heartland lay the Garethian Margraviate of Windhag. East of Havena lay the Kingdom of Albernia, Winhall Shire and the Landgraviates Honingen and Gratenstone, all Garethian.


This was where politics really got confusing and Janna was only able to understand and remember the gist of it.


“So, the Horasian Empire is made up of duchies and archduchies where the duke or the duchess is the boss.” She'd ask. “Then there is the Kingdom of Drôl, with it's own king, but part of the empire as well but still made up of dukedoms in and of itself. Those dukes, who do they answer to?”


“To the king of Drôl.” Rondria would reply. “Who in turn answers to the emperor, as does the king of the Hylailos Isles.”


“And why is Havena special again?”


“Havena came over from the Garethian Empire, which has a different structure of organisation. They kept their Garethian title, making it the only margraviate in the Horasian Empire.”


Every now and then Furio would shout: “More left!” or “More right”, orienting on landmarks he made out in the distance. Janna made sure to keep a quick pace. With Furio to guide her, she was able to cover a lot of ground very quickly. Again, she noted how remarkably fertile the land was. Most of the crops had already been brought in, if the Thorwalsh had bothered to plant any, but from time to time she'd spot a small house, a farm or running people. She flattened everything underfoot, man and structure alike, but did not waste too much time with it.


By the twelfth person she embedded into her footprint Rondria had gotten so used to it that she didn't even bother to watch any more and just kept talking.


“A margaviate is basically the same as a county or shire, originally just being a county that bordered on foreign lands. Not any more though. Today, it's just a title.”


Of course, all these structures had evolved over time which only made it more difficult to grasp the entire concept. A historian might be able to spot parallels to medieval society on earth, but a historian Janna was not.


“Alright.” She said, bracing herself for another onslaught of information. “Tell me about the Garethian empire.”


That one was even worse, easily five times as large as the Horasian Empire, headed by a child empress who Rondria swore was just a puppet to the higher interests of churches, trade-houses and nobles. It was composed of kingdoms, counties, shires, margraviates, landgraviates and of course two duchies, because, apparently, it wasn't complicated enough without them. Land- and margraviates had more power than mere counties, except where they hadn't, and were on par with the kingdoms except where they weren't. It was simply too much.


'I'll crush everyone and establish an order that is simple and efficient.' She thought, angrily scrunching a family of farmers before bulldozing their farm and homestead under her feet.


“And Andergast and Nostria are part of Gareth and Horas respectively?” She asked.


“No.” Rondria replied dutifully. “They are independent kingdoms, but protectorates of each empire.”


'Sure, just add another layer.'


“And protectorates are...”


“Paying a sum of their income in exchange for diplomatic protection. When they go to war we go too and the other way around.”


“But why don't you guys just go there and flatten them?” Janna asked. “I've spent a lot of time in Andergast. It's a shit hole.”


“Well, it is complicated.” Rondria sighed. “There's been a horrible war between Horas and Gareth and small territorial disputes ever since, driven by nobles on the both sides of the border. The churches and trade-houses are throwing in their weight to prevent another war however, and thus far have been quite successful. Andergast and Nostria are going to war against each other every few years, though that has calmed a little as well. But since they are far away and rather insignificant, we do not really care about them any more, protectorates or not.”


“I see.” Janna said, her head smoking.


Furio had her walk next to a huge lake, fed by the multitude of small streams and creeks that ran through Thorwal like so many veins of a body. On Scale of the tiny people, the lake was several kilometres long and wide at the farthest, which made Janna realize that a kilometre, to her, would be less than twenty metres by comparison. No wonder she could cover ground quickly once she knew where she was going. It narrowed dramatically towards it's northern end and at the tip was the village of Brattasö.


The lake provided fish and the forest next to the village, roughly the same size as the lake, wood and game. West and north were used for farming and livestock, making Brattasö a nice place to live with a great deal of variety on it's dinner tables.


Being Thorwalsh, the villagers would also take part in raids. There was no way around that. Their plunder would add to the already remarkable diversity in the village and thralls would make the hard work of fishing, farming and hunting easier for the indigenous population.


“Have either of you ever been to this place?” Janna asked downwards.


Rondria shook her head, Furio showed no reaction.


“This is a prosperous village, and no small one either!” He called up instead. “Judging by the houses, it might have as many as four hundred inhabitants! Don't let too many escape!”


It might as well been General Scalia saying that, Janna thought, only Furio's voice was not so scratchy and there were no solemn pauses in between his words. In terms of sounding grim however, Furio was spot on. He didn't like this but would sooner not ignore an order he had received. Mage or not, as part of he army, he was a soldier, clearly. Perhaps Scalia had been like him once, before the reality of war caught up with him.


A few rowing boats floated on the lake with fishermen wrestling at nets or relaxing at their fishing rods. They were not relaxing any more though, and neither was the rest of the village.


Carrying over water, Janna could hear their voices: “Run, hide!” She could hear. “Axes! Spears! Bows! A monster is come to attack us!”


And a monster she was indeed. Or at least she would be to them. According to Furio, she had already covered half the ground towards Thorwal and as much as she wanted to, she would not waste much time playing with this village.


“Children too young to fight, hide in the forest!” A roaring voice commanded over the tumult. “Everyone else arm themselves and form up now!”


“Janna, wait and let them form up!” Furio called to her at once. “That way you can get them all without them fleeing!”


“But the children are getting away.” She lamented playfully, though if truth be told, she didn't care either way about it.


Once more, Furio said nothing. Perhaps he wanted the children to get away. Perhaps he thought they'd die on their own, thus not requiring Janna's attention.


“As you wish.” She added and halted a few steps from the village.


There were several hundred people indeed and Janna was getting horny wit anticipation. The little twitches and struggles of her panties' prisoners had kept her fire going all the way, ever so slightly. By now the build-up was critical and wanted out.


Where the Horasian army had marched at her in neat rows and formations, their pikes forming almost perfect squares, this was a large blob of armed flesh, more a heap than a formation. It was arrow-shaped, sort of, but in too directions at once, forwards and backwards at the same time. If they charged, it would start in the centre and spread to the sides from there, making a wedge of sorts. Janna didn't know if such an order of battle was effective but it certainly did not require a lot of drill.


A man stepped forward from the crowd, tall and bearded and, to her surprise, smiling. The mob quieted down to allow him to speak: “Go on! There's nothing here for you! We sent your sisters on their way before you as well! Granted, they were a lot smaller than you, but they were three! We did not fear them, and we do not fear you! Do we?!” He turned to the crowd and they cheered, shouted and cursed at Janna on queue. “You won't take our food! You won't take our children, or our women! Our women are with us, armed and ready to die for our freedom, our people and our god!”


Of course the show wouldn't be complete without another round of cheering.


“My sisters?” Janna asked intrigued. “Did giantesses come and pester your village?”


“Aye!” The man shouted back. “But they didn't get what they came for and neither will you! Granted, you're big, but we're almost three hundred and you're only one!”


“Which way did the giantesses go?” She continued asking.


Catching three giantesses the size of Nagash would be fun.


“Where ever you fucking monsters go!” He spat. “Go on! You will not get what you came here for! Only death!”


“You think I came here to steal your food?” She grinned at him from above. “Maybe to eat some of your women and children? No, little jarl, I am here to flatten each and every one of you.”


He was not smiling any more. With two steps, Janna was over him, bringing her foot down on his head. He squelched and crumbled like nothing under her weight, but she twisted her foot on him a few times as tough he was a discarded cigarette, just to make more of a mess of him.


There was maybe a second during which she allowed the first rows of villagers to see what had happened to their jarl before she wandered right into the middle of them. It had a little of stomping grapes in a vat, the way it had used to be done before production of food became so clinical on earth. Yet it were not fruit beneath her feet now, but people. The general majority of them still seemed to stick to the idea of attacking her. It was hard to see with both her feet rhythmically stomping up and down, left, right, left, right, each one producing another wet squishing sound.


They seemed to be swarming in all directions at once, the lot of them doused in blood within seconds. A few bodies had burst and popped open under Janna's sole, squirting it out onto their fellow villagers. It did not take very long to turn the whole formation into porridge, only half crushed people remaining and maybe five fleeing in terror. They had had bows and arrows, but if any shots had been fired, Janna was unaware of them.


It took her only a few steps to herd the five fleeing people, four women and a young man, together to cower in front of her feet, begging for their lives. She loved it when they did that. It made this feeling of might and power that she had grown to find so erotic much stronger and it pushed her over the edge so much that she needed to touch herself.


Rondria and Furio had been transfixed on the killing below and paid little attention to Janna's face. Whilst she herded the survivors Furio commanded her to smash the houses and trample part of the forest, to get a few of the children at least, per chance. It was genocide, but that only registered in a corner of Janna's mind. She closed her fist around the little mages, jammed it into the pocket of her jeans and opened it. With them relatively out of harm's way she slid a hand down her pants, encouraged the tiny people before her to beg louder for their pathetic little lives and used her panties' slaves roughly, to stimulate herself.


Every minute or so, whenever she desired, she crushed another Thorwalsh into the ground beneath her while masturbating with the flimsy little Horasians. Relief came quickly that time. And it was good.


Afterwards she took out the mages again and started laying waste to the houses. They were built from strong, solid wood with thick walls, good roofs and some even boasted foundations of solid stone but it was all nothing against her. Like a giant, twelve thousand ton bulldozer she flattened the entire village within a minute or two and all that was left was rubble. She marched a few times up and down through the forest afterwards as Furio wanted but she couldn't tell whether she crushed something alive or not.


The people in their boats on the lake were watching, horrified, blank expressions on their faces. Janna could have waded into the water and gotten them too, alas she did not want to continue her journey with wet feet. She picked up fists full of debris and threw it at them, until all of them were dead.


“One village down, how many left?” She addressed Furio after moving on.


He seemed even darker than before but Janna did not know whether this was because of the slaughter or because of that other thing. Horasian society certainly seemed a little prude.


“There are many more, but only two before we reach Thorwal.” He said in emotionless, reporting tone. “First Trollshovel, directly in your path, and then Serske, on the coast.”


She could see the coast and sea from here already, just a hint of it in the distance. It was exciting. The end of the continent. The end of their world. She wondered if there were any other continents on this planet. Back on earth, looking at pictures some passing probe had taken, it certainly looked that way. The tiny people on this continent did not seem to care about that as much. They had their hands full as it was, with all the different empires, kingdoms, duchies, margraviates and all that.


“Trollshovel?” She asked. “That's a funny name, isn't it?”


“Many names of places up here come from old tongues.” Rondria explained on hand. “The Thorwalsh had their own tongue before they accepted the Garehtian one, though they are still writing in their old, archaic runes.”


“That doesn't make any sense.” Janna said perplexed. “How can they accept a new tongue but keep their old writing?”


“You best ask them that.” Rondria replied shrugging. “Perhaps it is why there is no noteworthy Thorwalsh literature?”


“So, they're stupid then.” Janna cackled. “Good of us to wipe them out, huh?”


Her panties were soaking wet now and the three little men seemed in great discomfort, sliding around, trying to squirm this way or that. She didn't take the trouble to take them out though.


“Troll was Thorwalsh for giant, the same way ogre is for the central western tongues.” Furio threw in grimly. “Hovel means either hut, domicile or village.”


“So, giant village? What, are we going to meet giants there?”


There was another forest north of Brattasö and Furio had her walk straight through it.


“I do not expect so.” He replied. “It is supposed to be just a name. The jarl of Brattasö spoke of giantesses though. They might have come out of Andergast and washed up here. If we meet them I think we should let them be on their way. They serve our purpose well, so long as they are doing their mischief in Thorwal and Thorwal only.”


“No can do.” Janna laughed in reply. “If I find those little buggers I want to take them with me.”


“Take them with you? To what end?” Rondria asked, a hint of worry in her voice. Clearly, she didn't cherish the idea of travelling along side three regular sized giantesses at all.


Janna laughed again: “Don't worry, I just want to have some fun with them. Smushing you little people is great but I like to have some variety.”


Both her tiny charges exchanged an uneasy glance.

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Chapter 24 by squashed123
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Laura was spawning full scale cultural revolution in Thorwal. She had awoken cool and stiff-necked but less hungover than she might have, though much of yesterday's memory escaped her. She must have consumed something that really messed with her digestion though, for it was that kind of nature call that had woken her up and prompted her to rush to the cliffs to relieve herself. Where the day before they had dumped the dead into the sea, Laura sprayed those she had eaten on top of their flattened peers' remains, liquefied to diarrhoea. She was belching an awful lot too.


After a shivering dip into the water at the mouth of the river to clean herself as well as her clear her head, she had proceeded to examine the situation. She had killed again, she saw, and must have been in quite the drunken stupor. Arva Hjettisdottir was dead, laying smothered to death in the imprint of Laura's tit. There was evidence of weapons around too, suggesting they had tried to murder Laura in her sleep. The ships from out at sea were in the harbour and there were armoured persons among the slain. Laura did not have to play detective to get an idea of what had happened. Anyway, Thorgun confirmed her suspicions.


Bera had spent the night half-crushed under the breast that killed her sister and suffered a severely messed-up leg. The little, treacherous girl was barely able to speak, but that was fine since Thorgun was remarkably forthcoming about the whole deal. What role he had played in it she didn't know and he didn't gave himself a part in it either. Perhaps she'd get to the bottom of it later and kill him too, she decided.


After a nights drinking, Laura was always hornier than usual and so it was only logical that Bera be her first victim of the day. Her and five others, chosen at random, entered Laura before she had even dried off. Swafnir's cock was lying besides as well, as if it was meant to be. The feeling of a tiny person caught in between the stone dildo and her vaginal walls was exquisite, though the person did not last very long. She rode the shaft eagerly on the market place and without consideration for anyone, in- or outside of her. Of those she had ordered to scrap the new bodies off the ground and throw into the sea, three, either stupid or suicidal, tried to work right beneath her naked butt. She pumped herself harder, pounding them into the ground without remorse, and laughed.


She came fast and hard, and Thorwal nine souls poorer. After, she found that Thorgun had watched her, sporting an enormous hard on, grinning when their eyes met. He was a weird character indeed.


Before her post-intoxicated brain could think of anything clever to throw at him however, Hammar Ingvarson timidly emerged to announce completion of repairs to Laura's shirt.


“Worked all through the night, huh?” She grinned at him, pulling his god's cock out of herself.


“W...we did what we could.” He managed, shaking. The poor man looked as though he had seen a monster, but then again, perhaps he was looking at one right now.


She inspected the work, found it good and put on the shirt immediately. The longer she was awake, the more she felt the effects of last night's excesses and the cold that had crept into her bones sleeping. The patching worked better than she had dared to hope, but a shirt was a shirt and not very warm at all. To remedy that, the large fire in the market place had to be rebuilt while Laura thought about what to do. In truth, she already knew what to do, just not how to start.


She wanted to turn Thorwal into a greater Lauraville, make it work again. It was fun to make things run, making little people run. It gave crushing and abusing them so much more purpose, if the joy of seeing them not stand around helpless was not enough.


“What's on your mind?” Thorgun gleamed up at her like an enchanted lover.


Smoke was already pouring out of the remains of the fire Laura had tasked him to oversee.


“Bring me someone I can torture to death while I think.” She replied, absent.


She was not going to entertain an argument, but found that she did not have too either. He just went and pulled a tall blond woman from the people building the fire. At first she was perplexed, then she wrestled him. He punched her square in the face, viciously, breaking her nose and ruining her before not unpleasant features.


“Urgh, don't start with the head!” Laura frowned. “She won't be able to feel when I pull her arms off!”


“She will.” He promised with a smile and punched the woman in the gut, sending her to the ground, gasping for air.


Laura smiled back at him. She was feeling incredibly sadistic for some reason.


“Nah, come on, you did it on purpose.” She teased. “You want to protect her, you little priest.”


“If I wanted to protect her...” He kicked the struggling woman in the side. “...I'd offer myself to you.”


The fire builders were watching in disgust and confusion. Something had changed, Laura noticed that too.


“So, you're scared all of a sudden, is that it?”


“No.” He shrugged. “I just feel like we've been worshipping the wrong god all our lives.”


“You fucking...!” Came a growl from the line of workers and a tall man with long grey hair stepped forward. He was taller than Thorgun by quite a bit and easily equal in muscle mass.


Thorgun hooted in response as if this was exactly what he had been waiting for. Suddenly, there was a short axe in the tall man's hand. Laura hadn't seen it before. She put a stop to it by poking the attacker into the ground with her index finger. It didn't work the way she had wanted it to because his body twisted aside instead of being crushed like an accordion. His pelvis, upper legs and knees one with paved ground, he screamed in sudden terror.


“Hey, he was mine!” Thorgun protested, more earnest than Laura would have thought.


“Well, uh, you can finish him?” She offered. “Use his axe?”


“No, the old bastard can die fine on his own. Get back to work!”


He had shouted the command without looking and his words did not seem to move anyone until Laura did. She extended her hand to end the injured man's screaming but pulled back after he ceased on his own.


“Your plaything is getting away.” Thorgun nodded at the woman on the ground. She was crawling, her ruined face a grimace of pain.


Laura picked her up gingerly, listening to her frantic screams for a moment before carefully starting to bend her back.


“You were saying something about worshipping wrong gods?” She gave the tiny priest a glance.


“Yes.” He replied, looking on in eerie fascination. “I think it is very obvious once you stand before a real one.”


Their eyes met.


“Not to disappoint you, little guy, but this is not the first time I'm hearing this.”


“Of course not.” He smiled warmly.


The woman's screams suddenly stopped when her back broke but she started again a moment after. Laura crushed her head between her fingernails and flicked the body into the starting fire.


“I think you're not a goddess though, in truth.” He frowned in amusement.


Laura smiled: “No?”


“No.” He said determined. “You're a tool.”


Laura considered for a moment, screwed up her face and laughed heartily. Thorgun did not understand what was funny about it which made her laugh even more.


“Haha, you're a tool too!” She quipped, curling up in a fit of giggles.


“No...” Thorgun frowned again. “You're a tool for something greater!”


“Oh yeah, like what?” Laura calmed herself. “Is it no enough that I eat and crush people and fuck you little guys to death whenever I want? I could get up and crap on all your heads right now. If that's not godlike, I don't know what is.”


Thorgun scratched his left nipple: “Certainly less divine than one might expect.” He offered. “But that's not what I meant. I might have brought it up too early though. I just thought, since you were in such a good mood...”


“Mentioned what?” She interrupted him. “You're being confusing.”


“Cryptic.” He corrected with one of his handsome smiles. “What if I told you, that I could make it rain by fall of evening?”


Laura glanced out to sea from where the wind came, already seeing the thick clouds on the horizon.


“That's a cute little trick.” She scoffed. “I could have predicted that with one eye and both arms behind my back.”


“What if...” He looked around cautiously and motioned her to place her ear at the ground next to him. She obeyed, curious as to what this was.


“What if I told you, that I can breathe underwater?” He whispered carefully.


“Well, you'll have to apply that trait in my stomach if you keep talking like that.” She frowned at him in turn after sitting up again. “Which actually reminds me, I haven't eaten anything yet. I'm not sure if I still trust your Thorwalsh cooking though. It seems to have given me indigestion.”


“Forget all that!” He snapped. “Forget food, forget...I'm talking of something greater here!”


“Greater than me?” She gave him a tired wink. “I'm sorry little priest, but crazy or not you'll have to accept that there are no gods. Only me.”


The fire builders had completed their work now and just before they edged out of reach Laura took one of them and fed him to the fire alive. He screamed, burned, struggled and came out running as a living torch. Waiting for this, Laura gave him a cocked flick that sent him smashing back into the pile of burning wood like a bowling ball.


“What if I brought one here?” Thorgun asked, sounding serious. “What if I brought one here, would you kill him for me, a god?”


Laura had had just about enough of this weird conversation: “You know what?” She said briskly, picking him up in one swift motion and turning towards the sea. “I will. But first you may try that underwater-breathing some more.”


She threw him forcefully, more to avoid him being killed by crashing onto the docks or buildings on the way than anything else. It occurred to her a moment later that he would very likely be killed by hitting the water anyway, just from the height, the force and the angle she threw him with.


She didn't feel sorry per se, not consciously, though she felt that sense of viciousness dampen considerably all of a sudden.


She sighed: “I need food. And I seriously don't know what to eat. Bring me Hammar.”


Hammar was the last person in the city she knew was capable of getting things done. He was crucial if today was going to be any success.


The tiny craftsman emerged shortly after, visibly tired and still afraid of her, much more than yesterday.


“I had nothing to do with what happened!” He swore without solicitation. “I was working on your garment, all night long! Please don't eat me!”


“There would be little use in eating one guy.” Laura promised awkwardly in response. “I need feeding though, and I'm afraid it's going to have to be people.”


She let that sink in.


“Why?” He asked, talking upwards from what seemed like a painfully crouched position. “I heard you were fond of our food yesterday, so long as it not be fish?”


“Was I?” Laura barely remembered. It had been okay, she guessed. “But I seem to have some trouble digesting it, you see. So...”


“That must have been the poison!” He blurted.


“Poison?!” Thorgun had left that part out.


Hammar had not been there, and the story he told sounded sufficiently like hearsay. There was no telling what it was that she had ingested, but the description of 'a tub full of 'black, thick, stinking liquid' was enough to have her worried.


“I hear it was some fat, foreign poison witcher have something to do with it!” Hammar struggled helplessly. “It was his work, it must have been! He vanished, from what I hear! I swear it, no guilt befalls us!”


He scratched his head and chewed on his lip, any confidence he had yesterday gone: “P...perhaps Alrik Oilboiler knows! I'll send for him at once!”


“Still, that changes things.” Laura said before an unseemly belch escaped her. “You might have convinced me not to eat anyone, but with poison...”


“Preparations are already undergoing!” Hammar urged. “We knew you'd have to eat and we feared...I beg you, please!”


“I'll hear from that oil boiler.” Laura decided. “I can make no promise. Meanwhile I need you to gather yourself up and be my man in charge of the city. I know you are tired, but you're the only one I have. Choose three foremen from amongst your piers, the ones you deem most suited. They shall direct the revival of this place. I'm not going to destroy you after all.”


That seemed to give him back some confidence while she thought about what Thorgun had been saying.


“I also want you to round up all remaining Swafnir priests and bring them to me.” She added. “I should like to have a talk with them and learn about your god.”


That was the cultural revolution she was going for. She had no intention of learning about the stupid whale god, but if she said outright that she was going to crush them all and put herself in place as a goddess in turn, none of them would show. Intrigues were surprisingly exciting somehow, even blunt and short ones like this.


“I've been boiling all night long!” The old Garethian alchemist said after arriving in front of her in the market square. “Used me finest fat too, and scents, as much as I found! You'll be pleased, by the honour of my profession! Don't need to cut it up into small pieces either! Reckon a hole in the roof shall be needed for you to take the soap out!”


“Oh, soap!” Laura had almost forgotten that too. “How wonderful! But say, what can you tell me about that, uh...” she was uncomfortable. “That poison I drank?”


Alrik's confidence had not wavered it seemed: “Ah, that was ill done!” He proclaimed. “Nasty business indeed.”


He stroked his white beard with a strangely coloured hand: “Uh, I had no part in it. I can assure you of that. From what I heard, sounds like Boronwine. Not really a poison in truth. Can be used to soothe pain. I wouldn't know how it was made. That kind of knowledge is, uh, forbidden. If it didn't kill you by now, it won't tomorrow, if that's what you're asking.”


He bowed as though he had just advised a customer.


“Could it upset the stomach?” Laura asked, rubbing her belly. She was already feeling much better, not physically, but less concerned.


“It's thinkable.” He shrugged. “But I reckon, your belly troubles are from the mead. It does that, to those unused to drink it. It still gives me the shits every know and then, uh, begging your pardon.”


“Thank you.” She said in earnest. “I will have regular food today. But no fish or mussels or that stuff.”


He mumbled something about fish and mussels being delicious and her large piece of soap being done by break of night before withdrawing from her presence.


The priests arrived, looking like an old, gay fetish club. They were naked, except for fishnets, fish scale vests and those sort of things. Queer to the bone. Laura didn't mind gays at all, but she felt quite righteous in getting rid of this lot. She told them to move beside her, which they did. Some were looking anxious, worried, others seemed pleased with being important or perhaps doing their god's work or whatever.


She never wanted to see them again. Some city folk had heard of her wish to see the priests and watched to see what would happen. Converting Laura to their whale cult would have been quite the victory, she guessed. The thought was shuddering. From one instant to the other, she lifted herself and sat back down, right on top of them. The group wasn't too large, but in order to count she would have had to look closer. They were gone in a second, just another stain on her already dirtying jeans. There was no staying clean on this planet.


The watchers' faces hardened, but no one dared to say anything. They all turned in silence, back to their work where they belonged. Soon after was breakfast, though it was almost noon from what Laura could tell by the sun. Breakfast in Thorwal meant cold food, apparently, lots of bread baskets, apples and pears, pots of cold gruel and some cured meat.


Some resourceful cook had come up with something just for her, a large barrel full of scrambled eggs, onions, bacon, bread and some butter. That one was savoury, Laura found, and a shame it was all gone in one bite. She praised the cook to everyone's hearing, but inadvertently punished him for his good deed when she ate a random skinny girl that she crunched between her molars before hearing that it was the man's daughter.


He was very distraught, whining about her soul and it's path to some paradise, whether or not she would find the way there without guidance of the priests, especially in light of the fact that she had not died in battle.


Laura's first impulse was to console him by saying that she had fought bravely in her mouth or something, but thought better of it.


“Your priests are paste beneath me.” She declared, shifting her butt left and right, still sitting on the crushed men. “Your god is a dream, a wisp, an afterthought, none more substantial than a gust of wind.”


“A gust of wind can carry far!” A one-eyed old man with a bent back swore smartly. “It can move the thinnest of weeds as well as the largest ships!”


With a splat, Laura's hand smacked him dead like a pesky fly.


“I am your goddess now.” She declared. Saying it out loud got her strangely wet. “Bring me any who blaspheme against me, so that I may smite them.”


She looked around at the people present, expecting to see Thorwalsh defiance. By then though, she had crushed and eaten so many, caused so much horror, that they only stared back at her blankly. This lack of spirit was going to interfere with her plans of rebuilding, she knew already.


“Be good and faithful and I will be good to you.” She vowed in turn. “We will rebuild this place together, a token of my-”


“Swafnir!”


It was a child's voice and Laura laughed at first, mistaking it for the expected but belated battle cry.


“It's Swafnir, he's in the harbour!” The boy was perhaps six or seven years old, having come running from the piers. “He's here to save us!”


“Don't be-”


'foolish.' Laura had wanted to say, but curiosity had her on her feet already and just as she stood a gust of wind hit her hard in the face, almost knocking her over. Pieces of wood and all manner of things lying around picked up and took flight with it.


When last she had looked the clouds had been miles away. Not now though. Now, they were darkening the sky in an instant. Heavy rain started falling all at once, like a shower. People screamed, prayed, ran, stayed, flocked to the harbour and salvation.


Laura wiped her face, having to blink a few times as the strong wind punched the drizzly water into her eyes with menacing force. Three steps and she was at the piers, looking into the angry, dark, black waters. Waves came crashing in, so high they threatened to wash the watching city folk into the sea.


“I told you!” A voice screamed over the wind. It was Thorgun, though Laura could not spy him in the floods.


She saw something else though, something that gave her more pause than anything she had seen thus far. It was a sperm whale, impossibly large, perhaps thirty metres in length. Not only that, but it was white all over, except for long, pink scars and a menacing red eye, staring at her in hatred. The animal seemed utterly impervious to the violent forces of the water surrounding it too.


She was dumbstruck for a moment. Swafnir. All this time, she had thought him as much as myth as any religion. An immensely loud detonation brought her to her senses and she shrieked with pain. All her hairs stood upright at the jolt of electricity she received. With her heart racing in panic, she only recognized that it had been lighting that struck her a moment later.


“Ow!” She wined and some people on the ground started cheering.


She was unused and unprepared to being challenged, something she had already recognized when Janna and her had been attacked by the catapults and fireballs. Lightning struck again, sending her down, knees buckling. She felt bodies of people pop and liquefy beneath her falling ass.


Others started to attack her immediately, but in jeans, shoes and socks, Laura did not need to pay them any heed at all. Her surprise turned to anger and fear and she tried to re-evaluate the situation. Fleeing was an option, but it was uncertain if she could escape the thunderstorm or if the whale god would have it follow her. Thorgun's babbling did not seem have so mad any more in the light of the unfathomably weird situation she found herself in. But if truth be told, the lightning strikes were only reasonably painful, stronger than the jolt after putting on a wool sweater, but not much.


And, to her, the whale was only as large as a medium sized house cat.


Another jolt of lighting caught her when she set the first foot into the water. She only hissed and grimaced at that one by now. In one motion she grasped the whale's tail with both hands and employed all the strength in her back to yank it out of the water, swing it in a high arch and have it's body smash onto the piers.


“Raaah!” She screamed, raised the creature and sent it down again. Then she threw it, sent it flying towards the market place where it missed the fire by an inch and smashed into one of the houses on the other side.


Her wet sneaker gave smacking noises as she took two large steps and jumped into the air. The whale's jaw was moving furiously and it's blowhole threw out a white gust of water and air. When Laura's weight came down upon it, the water turned to blood and then innards, squirting out. The body popped and exploded into a sea of guts. It was dead, flattened beneath Laura's feet, it's whale bones broken to splinters.


She stood on it for some time, breathing heavily, but as her heart rate returned to normal, so did the weather.


“He was only a half-god, in truth.” A familiar voice said from the other end of the market place.


Laura stepped off the corpse and sat down: “He's only an albino whale.”


“Do you believe that?” His manner was as flamboyant as ever, though she saw that he has injured, dragging one leg behind and bleeding from a head wound.


She didn't. Magic had been cruel enough, but real actual gods were sheer torture to her mind.


“Bring me Hammar.” She demanded with a sore throat. “I want to rebuild the city.”


'Concentrate on normal things.' She told herself.


But Thorwal wouldn't let her, it seemed. People flocked from everywhere, crying, bemoaning their dead deity. Others started praising Laura as their new goddess, while still others started preaching damnation. Perhaps taking him for a traitor, someone had cut Hammar's throat and no one seemed to know who his choices for foreman had been.


That left Thorgun, but he was downright crazy and embodied all that Laura did not want to talk about. If she tasked him with this however, perhaps she might be spared of having to talk to him too much.


The sight of the dead god made her sick to the stomach and she threw the corpse into the sea after the tiny priest reassured her that it would not come back to life or something like that. Her clothes were wet, but she felt so much like sleeping that it made no matter. But she had only just gotten up, how could she feel so tired? It had come over her all of a sudden, starting as soon as the terrifying ordeal had been over. It was the electricity, she concluded, having read something like that once, like a thousand years ago. Her muscles ached.


Huddled, cross-legged by the fire, she wished for nothing more than a hoodie that she could vanish in and a bed to crawl into and sleep and sleep and sleep. Reality seemed strangely blurred, like waking coma. Thorgun climbed first her shoe and then her knee, blaring out a roaring speech to the people. The entire city, or what was left of it, was there.


“A new Thorwal is rising!” He proclaimed, his voice ringing sharply in Laura's head. “Under a new queen!”


'No, not queen.' She thought. She was a goddess. But she wasn't a goddess, she knew the same instant. Just a terribly large girl, tired and stupid.


“Under new sails, a new god, we shall be the terror of the world, for all generations to come!”


'New god', that didn't mean her, she knew somehow as well. It didn't matter, she was too tired to care.


“First we shall conquer the rest of Thorwal!” Thorgun screamed into the sky. “And then, we shall conquer the world, as the most vicious pirates ever seen! We will make slaves and live as gods in our own right! The Horasians, the Garethians, the free cities, all shall tremble before our might!”


During his speech there were shouts of criticism at every turn. Each time, he looked down and seemed to make a mental mark. Many were cheering though, far many more than Laura would have expected. She didn't know how long it had been, minutes, hours, but Thorgun had the city at work terrifyingly quickly. Tired or not, she did not fail to note his use of young, violent men, sometimes children still, to keep the others in line. They rounded up perhaps two hundred people whom he declared traitors and blasphemers, presented to Laura so that she might dispose of them. She killed them tiredly but efficiently, eating a few and then just crawling on top of the bulk, crushing them beneath her hands and knees, buttocks and calves. She could not have said whence this purge had taken place, how much time had passed.


Ships were being built, using wood salvaged from broken buildings. Smoke rose and the clanger of hammers suggested that steel was being worked again. She remembered Lauraville and how long it had taken her to get it going. Thorgun was either an administrative genius or this was some sort of other magic at work. She had wanted to get the city going again, but now that she saw it she couldn't not help but notice that it left her cold. Everything left her cold.


Sleep was a blessing whence it came.

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Chapter 25 by squashed123
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The Thorwalsh made it easy for Janna, most of the time. The substantial ones, the ones she had to get to incapacitate their settlements, meaning the strongest, bravest, most capable specimen, usually would not flee. The Horasians were very adapt at making the powers of wind and water work for them. Mills could grind corn, saw or break wood, break ore and even smith by lifting extremely large hammers before letting them fall again. There were many applications for the forces of nature but sometimes an overworked labourer during a minute of inattention could be dragged into the machine and be at it's mercy ere it could be stopped, often ending up mangled and crushed, disfigured grotesquely.


That was the way that Furio had come to think of Janna.


Only Janna was not a machine to bring forth something positive, if truth be told. Death was her purpose, but any human unfortunate enough to get into her gears would be crushed equally without mercy. More than that though, Janna visibly enjoyed what she was doing, whether it be crushing people to death, eating them or torturing them in what ever way she might think of. She had made reasonably short work of villagers and stray farmers in her path, but never without having her fun.


At Brattasö she had stuffed Furio and Rondria into a pocket and then proceeded to touch herself in an immoral way. Furio may not have been privy to any such spectacle before but the sounds and aromas left little doubt in his mind. Trollshovel had been smaller and she had given no hint of interest in it's presumably ancient history. Nothing to do with a shovel at all, 'Troll's Hovel' featured a few fascinating circular formations of stones that may in fact have been giant-dwellings at some point. Of course, there was no time and little use for further investigation.


On the Thorwallers' side it was rather unspectacular. A little agriculture, livestock, a few cloth dyers and that was it. The waste products of the dyers had coloured a nearby stream yellow and purple, something that seemed to anger Janna quite a bit. One would never have suspected so much druid talk from someone who crushed trees with almost every step. She made the attempt of having the villagers go and drink the filthy water but the proud people of Trollshovel rather picked up axes, spears and shields instead. Thankfully, she only crushed them and went on that time.


On the coast, there were two villages, Merske in the south, Serske in the north. To get to Merske, Janna had to swing south-west by west, actually moving away from their final destination for a time. It was past mid day, but at Janna's speed they would make it easily so they decided to add it to the list of villages to wipe out. On the way there she crushed two families of farmers under her feet and stopped for a third one, travelling on the coastal road with a wagon of goods.


The ground under Furio's feet felt queer when he was let down, as if his mind had forgotten what solid, steady ground felt like. Janna wanted her hands free. She lifted her tunic and stuffed the travellers she had caught in between her gargantuan teats. They were truly monstrous, though firm and young, and would have made any normal sized maid attractive to most men's eyes. She giggled and pressed them together obscenely. Shortly after, Furio could see a trickle of blood run down towards her navel from in between them. She had never said a word and it was over quickly.


That was so strange. One moment, Janna was a viciously efficient war machine, the next she could be a toddler on an ant hill. Well, not a toddler, she was very grown up, though not quite as much as would be considered optimal for a creature so powerful. He had seen and thought it before, but it didn't lack in strangeness any time it happened.


Rondria had tried to poke holes into Janna about her background. The story was too strange and unreal to be believed. None of it made sense. Every answer Janna gave raised three more questions, and the giantess was struggling hard, coming to the edge of her mental capacity at explaining away ever new contradictions. Worse yet, she did not seem to very well understand that world she supposedly came from herself.


“So, these machines that hold and display knowledge and information, as you say.” Rondria would start. “Are they magic?”


“No, not magic.” Janna would reply awkwardly. “Just the laws of nature and mathematics carefully put to work.”


“How?”


“It is...it is the same stuff as lightning. Energy. And the energy triggers things and then the machine can almost think on it's own, all by maths, using zero and one.”


Was it powered by a thunderstorm? No. The lighting came out of the wall through a metal cable and was produced somewhere else. How was it produced? Well, there were different ways, one was to use wind, like a mill, another way was sunlight. How could sunlight or wind by turned into lighting, well, Janna did not know. Neither did she know how to put cable into a stone wall, or what such a machine was made of or how it was made or how exactly it worked.


Rondria was getting more and more vexed by the inconsistencies but in the end, they both called off their interaction, both their heads smoking.


Furio had only listened with a half ear. The swaying of Janna's hand was getting to him. She was being less careful to keep her hand steady and complained of a tiring arm after holding it up for so long. Sea air was all around them. It had been long before Merske came in sight and Janna had already taken her few moments to marvel at the sheer endless blue.


Up here, the sea was very blue. Furio did not know where exactly it turned greenish in the south. He only knew that it did. The sea did not concern him however, not with the spectacle they got to see at Merske.


The Thorwalsh were really making it easy for Janna.


Three common giantesses were on the ground, thick ropes spanned across their naked bodies, secured with nothing less than Thorwalsh longboats for weight. The smaller ships of the Thorwalers were relatively light and could be carried across land by the crew for astonishing distances. The people's large frames obviously helped them with that, but it was something no other navy Furio was aware of could do. The Horasian fleet must have been fooled a hundred times by Thorwalsh raiders vanishing on land, crew and ships both, only to put back to sea somewhere else afterwards.


The low weight of the ships of course meant that the incredibly strong giantesses might have been able to lift them and get away, but they only served to hold them down long enough for the numerous armed guard posted all around them to strike a blow. How the people of Merske had brought them down in the first place, Furio did not know.


Janna's appearance clearly took them aback though. They had been arming up anyway, that much was clear, even from afar, perhaps on account of the smaller giantesses.


But when they spied Janna, someone shouted: “She's come to us! Form up! Shieldwall!”


Thorwalsh might at war was a force to be reckoned with, but their tactics were clearly ages old. It was not the first time that day they saw them employ that entirely hopeless formation against Janna too. What was startling was the fact that they seemed to have been expecting her. Surely, no one could have travelled ahead of them to warn the village.


“They think I'm Laura.” Janna chuckled softly above Furio and Rondria's heads. “I guess they expected her to go here next, or maybe they wanted to attack her. Hey, that means there's a good chance she is still at Thorwal, right?”


Her eyes were still transfixed on the three smaller giantesses and Furio sensed nothing good of it.


“It may!” He agreed reluctantly, shouting over the wind.


Janna edged closer curiously. Arrows greeted her but fell hopelessly short. The Thorwalsh were large people with strong backs and long muscular arms who might have been uniquely fitted to the Nostrian longbow which even out-ranged the composite bows of the Novadis and Tulamids. Alas, they used short bows mostly, because it was the one most handy aboard a ship, especially a small one. Some had war bows of incredibly strong wood, requiring a bear of a man to draw. But overall, Thorwalsh held ranged weapons in little esteem, not for reasons of Rondrian virtues and honour as knights often did, but pure love of hand to hand combat.


“You will die for what you did to Thorwal!” Someone shouted from the village. The sentence only arrived in bits and pieces, half carried off by the wind.


Janna came into arrow range and Furio and Rondria took cover behind the fingers of the giant hand they sat in.


“Cut the giant bitches' throats!” Someone else screamed. “We don't need them any more now?!”


“What would you need them for?” Janna asked amused. She was utterly impervious to the arrows but closed in quicker, well intent on capturing the ogres alive.


It was understandable. To her, the terrifying creatures were mere dolls. Furio recalled battling them in the forest. Janna would never know what that felt like.


“Your last chance, monsters!” The young ogresses were addressed. “Fight on our side, or die!”


The first one had fuzzy bright blond hair and a look on her face that might have been able to turn milk sour. She hissed something in that archaic, brutal tongue Furio had heard before. The one next to her had black hair and started to fight against her constraints while the third, auburn-haired, was eyeing Janna in frozen terror. They all looked young. Perhaps it had been their inexperience that had gotten them trapped. They had only sustained minor injuries thus far though, but judging by the demeanour of their guards, this was about to change.


The black-haired was making an effort to rise roaring while a huge man with a savage, double-sided war axe was already on her. Iron-tipped spears were moving, ready to strike.


“Don't you!” Janna shouted and stomped forward so hard that Rondria and Furio fell on their backs.


When he got up to see again, he saw that the guards had shied away but the man with the axe had struck, burying it in the ogress' skull. It was not enough to kill her instantly, but Furio knew that she would not get back up from this. When he looked up he saw Janna's nostrils flaring.


A shout rang out from the village: “She wants to save them! Kill them! Kill them now!”


The blonde and the auburn-haired seized the opportunity and fought to free themselves of the thick ropes. Bows were drawn, aiming at the two but Janna took another mighty stomp towards the village, shaking the earth, frightening the bowmen into submission. The giantesses ran in the next instant, right towards Janna.


And just like that, they were allied, at least for the moment.


Janna even asked: “Are you okay?” But she only received confused glances, half thankful, half terrified.


“Could you watch them while I flatten the village?” She asked suddenly then.


An ice cold shower ran down Furio's spine when he understood that it was directed at Rondria and him. Thankfully, the blond giantess replied for him, tugging at Janna's leg and saying something utterly incomprehensible.


“Hmm.” Janna made at her. “You don't understand me, do you?”


She got that same barbaric gibberish in reply.


“Phew, that complicates things.”


An arrow buzzed by Furio's ear and he got back down in cover. Above, Janna seemed to be thinking hard but inconclusively. Furio understood. She did not want to leave the ogresses unattended for fear of them slipping away.


“What are you waiting for?! Charge! For Swafnir!”


Then Furio's world went black all of a sudden and an instant later, he found himself in the familiar fabric of Janna's gargantuan pants. The giant, girly killing machine had decided what she would do. Sure enough, the two unhurt giantesses grunted their protest a moment after as they were being picked up, one in each hand.


With the pickle solved, Janna began moving and it wasn't long before they heard the sound of her boots impacting on groups of people. Somehow, not seeing the corresponding action made them worse. The screaming was something Furio had gotten used to but the wet squelching sounds of bodies mashed beyond recognition was something else.


“No, no, no, I'm not done with you yet.” They could hear her giggle, then someone begging and more people being crushed.


Furio had gotten to terms with he grimness of his mission before, but Janna was not making it easy for him to keep it that way. But what was he to do? He could bewitch her with Bannbaladin for so long and maybe take her somewhere else. She'd only start to kill people there then, where ever it was. More over, he could not simply disobey the orders he had been given. He was still to get a grip on the wretched druid and still to lure out Olaf, when ever he would arrive, and kill him.


The Thorwalsh were vile, murderous people. He would do well to remember that.


“Hello?” Rondria called out in the dark, her voice thick with wine.


She was somewhere in front of him.


“I'm here!” He called back.


“No, not you!” She sounded annoyed. “Hello?!”


Furio was perplexed. There was no one else there.


“Help me!” A weak, distant voice called, somewhat muffled. It had the accent of a Horasian commoner.


“Poor bastards.” Furio muttered, remembering. He thought of Rondria's womanhood, how nice it had felt, wet and warm. But be a bug and spend the day there, that only sounded good in a jape. And for what, he asked himself, just a few pleasurable twitches every now and then. It was the power, he decided, it must have been. He was lucky to be in Janna's pocket rather than her underpants.


“How are you holding up?” Rondria's voice was not compassionate but rather more amused.


He had seen her drink heavy on her wineskin while they travelled. It was not uncommon for travellers. He should not have let her get drunk though.


“Get me out! Please!” The voice whined.


“Squirm!” Rondria replied laughing. “She'll like that!”


All voices were drowned out at once before another word could be said. Janna was trampling houses.


“Can you image.” Rondria asked Furio in between stomps. “Having so much power?”


“You're drunk.” He dispraised her, ignoring the question.


“Oh, did you want to hide? Too bad!” Janna's voice rang loudly.


Someone screamed and died a moment after.


“You know where the coachmen are?” Rondria was edging closer. She found his hand and guided it between her legs. “Let me show you.”


She was as wet as the evening before but he withdrew in disgust, resisting the urge to strike her. It wasn't that he didn't want her, not the impropriety of it either, but he simply couldn't think of making love now, not with people screaming and dying below, not with fellow Horasians nudged in between Janna's nether lips a few metres onward.


“Is there a spell for shrinking people, master?” Rondria asked after leaning back, disentangling herself from him.


“No.” He replied coldly. “And there is none to grow you as tall as her either.”


“I...” She made. “Forgive me master, I, uh, I have had too much...”


“Yes.” He interrupted. “See that it does not happen again.”


The silence that followed was so awkward and sorry that it was a relief when Janna's fingers came to drag them out of there. Merske was shattered ruins and gargantuan footprints. What was left of it's people was lying around, reduced to minced meat, skin flat as paper or grotesquely mangled heaps of flesh.


The young giantesses ogled at the destruction in awe and fear. They must have been the sisters the Jarl of Brattasö had spoken of, he reflected, probably come out of Andergast, deserting their like. As Janna lowered Rondria and him before them, he judged them between ten and eleven metres tall. Now it was all he could do to sit and wait what Janna had in mind for them.


The auburn-haired one seemed to remember something suddenly, spun and made a run towards her black-haired comrade. Janna's hand shot out to stop her, but halted when she saw that the ogress was not trying to run away. Instead the immensely larger giantess ushered the blond one after the other and followed herself.


“Furio.” She commanded in passing. “Is there a spell you can use to help me talk to them?”


He tried not to mind the pools of viscera and squelched body matter he had to pass in order to get over there. Rondria was gagging. The stench was overwhelming indeed.


“Not that I'm aware of!” He shouted after her, choking. “The druids may-”


Her sigh rolled over his voice like a boulder. She did not want to be lectured now. The auburn-haired giantess cradled the injured one's bleeding head. Icy blue eyes looked faintly into no direction in particular. She was passing, and the one that cradled her started to weep. That was a strange sight to behold if Furio ever saw one. She had green eyes, like emeralds were the blonde hat white ones. But while their hair and eyes did not match even in the slightest, they features did show some resemblance. Different fathers, Furio deduced. It made sense considering how giants lived and all.


“Can you heal the black-haired one with your magic?” Janna inquired next.


Balsam Salabunde would work, he had no doubt about that, but it was a grievous wound that would cost a lot of energy to close. Rondria was moving to oblige even while he was still thinking, questioning what Janna wanted to do with the ogresses.


The smaller giantess grunted and shoved the acolyte away. The girl tumbled and smashed into the ground, wincing.


“No, it's okay.” Janna soothed, separating the grieving giantess from the dying.


“Vir fleen!” The blonde giantess hissed but Furio had no idea what it meant.


Janna clumsily helped Rondria to her feet and Furio almost feared she'd crush her between those tree-trunk-sized fingers. It was fine though, and Rondria did the deed, looking up into the sky and sending a prayer to Peraine to enhance the healing.


When the black-haired one rose, the gash in her head closed, the other two gasped in stupid disbelief. That had been a mistake though, healing her. Furio remembered the look on that giantess' face as she lay bound to the ground. It was the same look she had now.


“Get away!” He shouted too late.


The beast saw Rondria, icy blue eyes full of hate, and her hands came, lifted her up to that terrifying height and squeezed. Rondria winced once more before the air was crushed out of her. Long, pale fingers wrapped around that young, bold, beautiful head and turned. Rondria's slender spine snapped like a twig. Her head was twisted off a moment later.


Even Janna gave a cry of sorrow. Furio fell to his knees as the limp, bloody torso hit the ground. How tiny, frail and insignificant they were. In between the three massive ogresses and the mountain that was Janna he felt like a worm. Emptiness filled his head.


The black-haired murderer roared to her brethren. The auburn-haired one shouted something but the two others were coming for Janna at once. Furio was still kneeling there, in between them. They walked right over him, one huge foot, more than two thirds as long as he was tall landing right beside where he knealt. He didn't care. They could crush him and do him a kindness. But it seemed as though they had utterly overlooked him.


That was surprise enough to make him re-evaluate the situation. Fear for his own life gripped his heart now and he jumped to his feet and spun. Janna's eyes were wet with honest tears. The attack had taken her at her most vulnerable. Even though it had the appearance of two trees attacking a mountain, it did not seem as ineffective has one might otherwise expect.


With Janna passive, the black-haired giantess had climbed her knees and calves and was trying to claw at her face. The reach of her arms was too short with a giant, huge, heavy, crushing tit in the way though. The blonde was clawing and biting at Janna's leg instead but that did not appear to bother her at all. Her face was still in mourning, transfixed on the dead little girl.


When the black one bit her nipple through her shirt, Janna yelped and was thankfully yanked back into the present. All of a sudden the attackers were mere dolls again, as her hands gripped them hard and yanked them away.


Furio only remembered the third giantess as she gripped him. Strong fingers pressed the air from his lungs, threatening to crunch his ribs with ease. His legs kicked in search for ground, but her angry, stern face came into view a moment after and he knew he was far too high up. She was throttling him in her grasp.


He wasn't so much a mighty mage as a pitiful bug then. Spell casting never so much as occurred to his breath-starved mind.


“Let him go!” He heard Janna shout so loud it made his ears ring. Through blurred vision he could see the mountain of her, shifting threateningly.


His captor rasped some reply. She was gesturing wildly even while he was in her claws, making his head spin only the more of it.


“Let him go, or I will crush your friends!”


Yelps of pain were heard and the grip around his chest tightened once more. He had not believed it possible, but it was. Blood rushed his head with insurmountable pressure. His eyes failed him first, then all the other senses went. Like through a long stone tunnel, he could hear weeping. Then all was darkness.


“Furio!”


The voice was crisp, agitated, short.


“Furio!” Janna shouted so loud the cold ground was vibrating.


Fresh air filled his lungs, cold and stinging like knives. But he was alive, he realized a moment after.


“Furio!”


His ears were ringing again, or still, he could not tell. He opened his eyes.


'That is my name, Furio Montane, I am a little worm, all twitch and wreathe and squirm.'


That was one of the weirdest thoughts he ever had, he reflected queerly. His stomach seemed to be upside down and he felt the need to sit upright.


“I need you to heal this one again.” Janna commanded with a cold voice. “Looks like I crushed her torso. She's dying, that one too.”


Furio turned his head, blinking against the light.


The black-haired giantess that had murdered his beloved acolyte was on her back, face dark purple, twitching. Her torso was compressed, a great deal flatter than made any sense. Behind her, he saw the auburn one with a similarly crushed pelvis. Blood was running from her mouth and nose.


Janna was towering over all of them while she gave the blond ogress her share of the treatment. She bent back a tiny arm until the shoulder popped out of it's socket, making her scream. Then Janna crushed her victim against the ground with her hand before moving over to sit. Furio could hear bones snap when Janna's butt cheeks settled.


Without another though he leapt to his feet and scurried over to do Janna's bidding. He placed his hands on the black-haired monster's torso and healed the swollen, purple shattered wrist as well when he saw it. Like the little worm he was, he was away before his patient was back to her senses. Then he snatched the auburn one from Boron's arms, or where ever these creatures went when they died.


Janna grabbed them both by the leg and dragged them closer to her, making sure they woke up to see their friend being ground beneath her rump.


The titaness' breath was laboured and growing more so quickly. She had leaned forward to feel the sensation of the ogress beneath her crotch. Furio thought and felt nothing by watching the obscene spectacle but Janna soon moaned, bit her lip and ground harder.


He saw that Rondria's headless body had been crushed flat. Janna must have stepped or sat on her, or something like that had transpired. It didn't matter, she was dead anyway. He found her head and picked it up. The giantess' fingers and broken her nose with their might and left it where it didn't belong. He pulled it back in place and numbly stared into his young beloveds eyes.


“Ahhhh!” Janna's legs shuddered and she lifted herself off her victim.


There was a considerable dent in the ground where she had done it, and the blond ogress was in particularly bad shape.


“Save her.” Janna breathed to him.


He did not know if there was anything to be saved, but he dropped Rondria's head instantly, getting to work. The giantess' jaw was broken and crushed upwards and to the side. Teeth were missing, some stuck in her mouth and others fallen to the ground. They were as large as vases or vats but Furio retrieved them where he could and pushed them back into the gums, even leaning into the monsters mouth as he had to.


The foul breath coming out of there, along with the choppy moaning told him that the patient was still alive. He yanked the broken jaw back in place and healed it, then tending to the crushed and broken rips. Janna had also smashed the pelvis, spine and one leg on this one. It cost him all the energy he had left, but he obeyed without question before hurrying away again.


'I'm too small for this game of giants.' He knew in his mind.


He cowered by the side, waiting to be called upon, his only attention on not being inadvertently crushed by some careless movement. The three giant dolls huddled together after the blonde had found her shaky feet.


“Should I go again, what do you think?” Janna asked him through heavy breaths. She had her hand down her pants and it came back moist, carrying the remains of the Horasian coachmen. The first, there was no telling how many they were, had been ground to pink, wet mush. The ones after that were wet to the bone as well but seemed to have drowned or been smothered to death.


“Ah, I wish I could change.” She added reflecting, her juices in between her fingers drawing a slimy line.


“Do as you wish.” He replied submissively. “But know that my powers are depleted. I have a potion to regain some of it, though I fear it might not be sufficient.”


“No, that's alright.” She waved off. He understood that it had been a jape and chuckled dutifully.


His head was pounding in chorus with every beat of his heart. It felt as though someone was driving gouges into his temples. He lifted his hand to his eyes and found it shaking.


“Are you alright?” Janna asked concerned.


It was a queer question. He was her subject. Her worm. The dirt beneath her feet.


“Oh no.” Her fingers found Rondria's body and peeled it off the ground. “Furio, I'm so sorry. I never knew they would do that. I didn't think...”


He bowed his head, overwhelmed: “You must not think, if you do not wish to.” He said. “It was my fault, I should have gone and done the deed myself and never hesitate and question you.”


“No!” She said sharply. “It was not your fault!”


“As you command.” He replied, obliging.


Janna sighed and gave him another troubled look. Furio was distraught that she would be displeased with him but she spoke again before he could seek her forgiveness.


“We should bury her.” She declared, going to pick up Rondria's head but thinking better of it.


“Err, I am not a servant of Boron, but I may perform the rites, if it please you.”


And so they did. Janna shovelled a deep grave with her hand and Furio bedded his former acolyte at the bottom, her severed head placed on her crushed and broken chest. Inexplicably, a tear rolled down his cheek as he regarded her. Something told him that he should break down and cry, mourn, be angry. On the other hand, it felt as though he had never known the girl. He should not act selfish, he told himself, that would be displeasing to Janna.


His giant master lifted him from the grave, covered it with earth and set one of the countless boulders on top of it as a tombstone.


“I wish there was more we could do for her.” She said sadly. “Inscribe the stone at least. Is there something I can do for you though?”


It was very kind and earnest. He turned to face her, crouched, then lied down.


“If you would place your foot on top of me and crush me, that would be a kindness.”


He didn't know what made him say it. He should never demand something from her.


“No.” She replied soothingly. “I still need you to read the map.”

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Chapter 26 by squashed123
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Something inside Furio had snapped the moment Rondria died. Janna cursed herself for letting it happen. Other than apparent suicidal thoughts, he showed no signs of mourning. That they had fucked, that much Janna knew. Of course he had loved the tiny girl as well, that much was obvious now.


He was still useful though, perhaps even more so than before. Janna couldn't know how long he would remain in this state or if he would kill himself eventually. She could not let that happen.


She was very sad over Rondria's passing as well, having taken to like the girl and wanting to get her that sword and see her eyes when she gave it to her. None of that would ever happen now. She had taken her revenge though and even come out on top with three physically healthy slaves the size of Barbie dolls. They cowered by each other, looking up to her in fear. Already, she was in a mood again to have them please her but she had to move on.


That posed a significant problem though. Before, Janna had carried Rondria and Furio in one hand, and her sleeping bag with her things in the other. She could deposit the giantesses in the bag, but she feared that they would wriggle out and get away or be damaged somehow.


The solution she settled for was a tad radical, because it involved ripping her shirt open at the neck to expose her cleavage. Then she adjusted the strapping of her bra to make it tighter and have it squish her breasts together. If Laura ever tried that, she would be utterly out of luck because her breasts were too small. Janna's were more than sufficient though. Janna's were enough to kill people in between them with ease.


Furio stuck in perfectly. Not only did this give him a perfect vantage point over their route and provided Janna with a free hand, but it also made it impossible for him to jump to his death without Janna noticing. If by some movement of her he would threaten to be crushed, he was to call out, she commanded him. And even if she'd accidentally squeeze him a little too hard, her breasts were soft and he was only stuck in there to his midriff anyway. The dead-zone was further below, as some Thorwalsh had already learned that day to their sorrow.


The dutiful little broken man had his map spread out in front of him, holding it down so that it wouldn't be swept away by winds. Then one little giantess went in each pocket of her jeans, head first. Her pants were a tight fit, but stretchy enough, she judged. Their legs stuck out of the top, kicking. The third giantess went into her one hand and her sleeping back in the other, ready to go.


There was one more village ahead of her, then Thorwal and hopefully Laura.


She didn't need Furio to guide her, for there was a small but well maintained road leading along the coastline. Janna was glad to leave Merske behind her.


“Jan-na.” She told the giantess in her grasp, pointing to herself with the very head she was speaking to.


It took a few minutes but she got the names out of each one of them at least. That they didn't speak the tongue had been a grave disappointment, but who was to say she couldn't squeeze it into them.


The blonde was called Gharika, well Ghrarika actually, but it hurt Janna's throat to pronounce it correctly. The one with the red-brown hair was called Knorrholde and the black one Gruskona. Anything else though, they showed no signs of understanding.


The three might have been sisters or not, Janna couldn't tell. They were a little younger than Nagash, slightly smaller and a great deal softer. Nagash was tall, almost lanky, lean and hard. These ones were more girly somehow. Janna liked it.


Had they spoken the common tongue, she might have come to an arrangement with them. They'd be her slaves to be used and abused as she pleased but would otherwise be by her side, crushing and killing Thorwalers. Had they understood what she said, perhaps that whole Rondria situation might have been avoided as well. The three girls were deathly afraid of her and rightly so. She had really gone to town on them and they would have died if not for Furio. Torturing them was a lot of fun though. They didn't break as easily as common people.


Thorwal already came in sight even before Janna had set foot into Serske. Her heart jumped when she saw Laura, sleeping right in the middle of the seemingly half-smashed city. There was other activity though, sounds and smoke rising. That was queer and had her worried. What was Laura doing sleeping in a city full of armed miniature Vikings?


Maybe she was hurt, her brain concluded, mortified. Serske was almost forgotten. The village was queer though as well. Tiny by number of houses but filled with far too many people. Refugees, she judged, but that was beside the point. Only a few noticed her and fled, most just sat, many cried and more were drinking heavily. There were dead people lying around, some seemingly slain by others, some plainly having committed suicide. Dead, blue drowned people washed against the shore too.


A shield maiden looked up at Janna as blank as Furio before slitting her own throat with her sword.


“What's going on?” Janna asked right into the place, cold showers chasing down her spine.


“He's dead!” Someone lamented in reply. “He's dead! Our god is dead! Swafnir is dead! Our city is dead! Dead, dead, dead, we're all dead!”


“Stop it!” Someone else screamed at the speaker and marched off, straight to the shore and into the sea where the waves swallowed him.


Janna's hands were shaking so much she almost dropped the giantess. She ran, only her first foot hitting Serske and crushing a few who most likely had wished to die anyway. She was running so fast that she hand to use one arm to keep her bosom from heaving around and swallowing Furio.


Even before entering the city walls she could hear the drums and ominous chanting.


Boom, boom, boom-du-boom, boom, boom, boom-du-boom. The steady rhythm came from all corners of the city and every throat was chanting with it.


“We serve Gal'ka'Zul, we serve Gal'ka'Zul...”


“We do not fear expedience!” A fanatic voice echoed over the rooftops. “We do not fear sacrifice! We will build a world for Hranngar!”


“Ooh-rah!” The city answered before the chant resumed.


“Janna!” It was Furio.


Janna halted, almost slipping on the wet ground, looking down. Colour had returned to Furio's face and he looked a little more like his old self again, as far as she could see at least. She couldn't explain the sudden change, something must have triggered something else or something. Or maybe not. Her thoughts were racing with each other.


“Am I crushing you?” She asked hurriedly.


“Janna, don't go there!” He urged in terror. “There is something wrong!”


She gave him a look that said 'tell me something I didn't know' but he went on to explain unabashed: “Gal'ka'Zul is an arch demon! The Thorwalsh call her Hranngar, she is the enemy of Efferd, god of the seas and streams! Something terrible must have happened here, is happening here!”


Janna did not want to waste another second. On the south side of a huge river she had to cross there were houses but she never paid them any mind. She just jumped into the stream and marched through, climbed out and came rushing into Thorwal, wooden houses and ruins crunching beneath her feet.


“Laura!” She called out and shook her when she arrived.


Laura's eyes flicked open for a heartbeat and she looked around confused.


“What?” She asked drearily. “No, I'm not needed, let me sleep.”


Janna shook her again, harder this time but to no effect. She had already dropped her bag on the way and now she dropped the giantess as well.


“Laura!” She called again. “Furio, what is happening?!”


“Oh!” An unnaturally loud voice exclaimed before the mage could reply. “Another one! Hranngar, you are good to me!”


Janna spied the speaker striding towards the paved square where Laura slept. He was naked but looked like a leper, bleeding from a hundred wounds. From the way they were shaped it looked as though he had carved patches or pictures out of his skin or something.


“Thorgun!” Laura whispered. When she looked, Janna found her smiling sleepily as though she was high on something.


“What have you done to her?!” She roared at the little naked man.


“She is with us! She is helping us, oh, can't you see?!” He replied, utterly insane.


“Pactor!”


Janna felt a sudden warm sensation between her breasts and saw a lance of fire shoot out from there a moment after. The naked madman was taken by surprise ere the flames engulfed him. A nearby house caught fire and for a moment even the paved ground seemed to burn. When it subsided however, the naked person seemed unscathed, only his blood had burned away. He laughed in a way that froze the blood in Janna's veins solid.


One step and she was over the man.


“Janna no!” Laura shouted, very much awake now.


Boom. Pavement shattered and people who had followed the madman lost their feet. Janna had stomped so hard it looked like a bomb crater. When she withdrew her foot, expecting to see the man's exploded remains, she found him whole. For an incredibly unreal moment, he rose back to his feet, coughed and dusted himself off. Then he grinned to his entourage behind him.


“Janna, let him be!” Laura demanded urgently. She had found her feet as well, Janna saw, and she was coming over. She was not going to have that again though.


“Stop.” She raised her foot again. “Stop or I squish him like an ant.”


“You can't squish me?!” The madman laughed, spreading his arms in a gesture of invincibility. “Try it again!”


Boom. The crater only grew a little bigger.


“Janna?!” Laura warned but did not dare to come closer.


When she withdrew her foot this time, his menacing laughter was already greeting her. This was plainly impossible. Janna had seen tiny people survive her stepping on them, even relatively unscathed at times, but that had been because they had been pressed into soft ground while harder ground around had taken the brunt of her weight. On this hard, paved ground with sand underneath, he should have been reduced to a smear. No one ever survived one of her vicious stomps either.


“He is too strong!” Furio called. “Let me down! Pin him!”


He must have drank his little magic potion and refuelled some of his powers, she guessed. It was as good a plan as any. Her inability to crush the puny little man bewildered her. She stomped on him again but there wasn't even the expected boom and cloud of dust this time. Her foot stopped a little earlier than she had expected. It couldn't be, but it looked like this speck of a human being was actually holding it up, just by strength. By leaning onto him she could slowly drive him in to the ground, for what ever good that did her.


If Furio had a plan than so be it. Janna snatched him from between her tits, bent and set him on the ground quickly. She would want to make too much of a spectacle of it. Now she had to keep him safe too from any attackers. She hoped she could. She also had to keep an eye on Laura who was acting strange...


-


The giantess Laura was smaller than Janna in height as well as many other respects. Her arms and legs were less fleshy, her hips and shoulders less wide. Her buttocks and breasts were smaller, but that did not mean she looked any less female. She was more of a southern type, if Furio was any judge. Most importantly, their faces were different. Janna was beautiful in her own right, but her thick jaw and somewhat puffy cheeks could give her the appearance of a gargantuan peasant girl. Laura's face on the other hand was slender with the beautiful large eyes and high, well defined cheekbones of an aristocrat's lovely daughter.


Even in her rage, while she swung that large, somewhat phallic-looking stone at Janna's temple, she still looked cute somehow. That made little difference when Janna sighed and fell. They had spoken a weird language Furio didn't understand but it was clear that they were acquainted. It was also clear though, that Laura was under the influence of the pactor.


The pactor was damned in the eyes of gods and men. A mere mortal in pact with an arch-demon, bargaining his soul and afterlife for dubious powers in the here and now. Not even black mages dared venture there, bar a few very notable exceptions. Furio had seen him before slipping into a house just before Janna's fall, bleeding, naked, strange hints of scales on his flesh and a tentacle for one of his hands. He was deep in damnation this one, but even for such a creature he seemed a great deal stronger than he had any right to be.


Janna had collapsed first to her knees and then backwards which was good for a number of reasons. She buried the evil pactor beneath her rump and prompted Laura to try and move her to retrieve him. Meanwhile there was already one angry panicking giantess rampaging around and now two more slipped from Janna's pockets. Laura would have her hands full for now and so would most of the Thorwalsh.


The house Furio had entered was not exactly as stable as he would have liked. The roof was caved in on one end and the whole structure seemed to tilt just a little too much to one side for comfort. Still, he could not let himself be seen with his new white robes and white mages' staff. It was him against the pactor, he had no doubt about that.


“Thorgun! Thorgun!” He heard the giantess Laura say even while people screamed and shouted on account of the smaller giantesses.


Then there was his menacing laughter again.


“Oh Thorgun, I didn't want her to do it, I am so sorry! Oh Janna, look what you made me do! You are bleeding!”


“You have done well!” The pactor proclaimed. “She will serve our purpose greatly! Everyone, bring sea water, contain the ogres and find the mage!”


That wasn't good at all. Furio wasn't familiar with pactors because they were such a rare and spectacular occurrence. It was known that there was an un-sanctum somewhere by Maraskan, the graveyard of sea snakes, but it had never been found. The eerie, unholy aura he could feel let him guess that Thorgun may have created something similar here.


The air in the hut was rank with the smell of pig shit and something else. Sure enough, there was a small enclosure with the rotting carcass of a pig, just where the roof had caved in. It was not uncommon to keep livestock indoors. They provided warmth, and the people just got used to the smell. It clung to them like musk eventually, separating the commoners from their betters.


“Find him! Search the houses!”


There were voices outside the door. Furio panicked. Just in time he reached for a wooden hatch in the ground, just beside the enclosure. It led to an underground latrine ditch were the owners of the home used to dispose of their livestock's filth. He pressed his eyes together and jumped in, closing the hatch behind him. It was all he could do not to wretch on account of the smell.


“What is happening?”


There were two, a couple, perhaps man and wife.


“It is fine!” The woman said, haunted.


“Nothing's fine!” The man replied. “Hranngar?! I always thought that was some priest story to scare the children, and we're supposed to worship that now?!”


“Swafnir is dead, you saw it for yourself! Don't let anyone hear you talk like that or they'll kill us both! Thorgun has the giant bitches under control. Just do what he says, we'll be fine.”


“What does a mage look like?” The man asked next.


Up to his waste in filth, Furio winced.


“He wears white clothes or something, he should be easy to spot. He's not here, let's go.”


Then there was the sound of the door closing again.


Furio chewed on his lip while contemplating his options. Something had to be done, the whole mission was at stake, and much more than that. Janna and Laura in the hands of demon worshippers was bad news for anyone true to the twelve gods.


His mighty but utterly ineffective Ignifaxius had depleted much of the power Furio had regained by the potion. A blunder, a waste, but there was nothing to do about that now. He knew it wouldn't do to meditate until his powers were restored.


He closed his eyes and recalled what he had seen of Thorwal while stuck in Janna's gargantuan bosom. It was a large city, though half destroyed. There had to be alchemists here. He had to try.


The thought of whom he was doing it for never crossed his mind. It might have been Lee or Scalia, Janna, humanity, the gods or himself. It may have been a sense of duty, a reflex, or something else entirely. He didn't feel anything other than fear for the mission itself. All fell in place according to good reason as it occurred to him.


He left his staff, boots and robes behind in the latrine ditch. There was a set of woollen britches, a filthy shirt and a leather vest in the home that would make him pass for a common man any day of a week. There was nothing to do about the fact that he was a foreigner though but Thorwal would have it's fair share of those as well. The only item he took from his own gear was a stick of chalk. The pactor's powers would be diminished in a banning circle. That would be when he would strike.


After that, only the gods knew. But he had to try.


He rubbed some pig shit on his clothes and his body. It would make his appearance of a swineherd more believable and hopefully repel anyone from further investigation into his person. Then, he cut the belly fat from the carcass of the pig. Alchemists made soap and soap needed fat. Rotting pig's fat probably made for terrible soap, but most people would not know that.


When he was outside he made himself look stupid, half chewing his lower lip and letting some spittle run down his cheek from there. Men and women were all about in busy haste. Few paid him any attention at all. Armed people were searching houses and asking if anyone had seen a mage in white robes.


As if that didn't disquiet him enough, someone called: “Hey you there, foreigner, stop!”


He froze in his tracks and turned. A large, bare-chested Thorwaler in striped britches came towards him, iron tipped spear in hand. Furio felt dwarfed, even though he would not count small among Horasians himself.


'I am but a worm and now it's even my fellow man can squash me.' He reflected.


It was the lack of meatiness that gave him away, he realized. His clothes were a little too wide too. He was about two thirds of the mass of man that had addressed him.


“What business are you about?”


Furio put his tongue between his molars to hide his accent: “Pig fat.” He said as dull as he could.


The young spear man looked at the filthy, rotting belly fat in Furio's hands.


“Where to?”


“Alchemist.” Furio replied hollowly, half swallowing the word in his throat.


The man put his hand in front of his mouth: “Urgh, the smell of you! Well, you are going the wrong way. The alchemists are on the other side of the canal. Cross here by the market square and turn right after the bridge. The alchemist is working in one of the still standing houses.”


Furio nodded stupidly and turned to go. He felt the hand of the man almost touching him before it was drawn away in disgust.


“Have you seen the mage?”


Furio turned again: “Mage?”


With his tongue between his teeth it sounded more like a fart than any actual word. The spear man lowered his gaze and ushered him away with an almost embarrassed “hail Hranngar.”


Furio only returned some muttering and went.


Janna lay where she had, by the market square, but Laura had gotten rid of her shirt and bedded Janna's head upon it. Dried blood crested Janna's brow. It had something sad to see her like that. The three ogresses had been caught by Laura by then and were huddled together before her. She and the evil pactor were engaged in an argument over what to do with them.


“Let them live, they can help our cause!” Laura pleaded. “Let me play with them at least, they're so much fun!”


Furio had heard that sentiment before and couldn't suppress a smile over the frustrated look on the pactor's face. He explained that they were dangerous and uncontrollable, causing more harm then good and that Laura should crush their heads. Meanwhile Laura was stroking Janna's belly lovingly.


She did not relent to the man called Thorgun easily. Furio thought what might be stronger, demonic influence or his Bannbaladin. It wouldn't do to try and find out, not with the pactor alive. There was a makeshift bridge over the canal and he turned right as the soldier had told him to.


Guards were posted at the bridge but he only had to mumble “pig fat! Alchemist!” to have them let him pass undeterred.


“Alrik Oilboiler is that house!” A spear man in a mail shirt pointed with his other hand holding his nose.


They were laughing and made japes about him as he went. That was only right. It was stunning how much appearance made a man.


The alchemist emerged shortly after a knock on the door. His name had already suggested that he was a Garethian and that gave Furio some more hope. Alrik has the most common Garethian name by half, and a last name bound to a profession was as Garethian and low born as it got. He was an old man with white hair and beard, clad in dirty, common clothes and a leather apron. His hands were tainted purple and yellow from producing dyes. That was not good.


“What's it now?!”


The man looked greatly displeased. Pearls of sweat were on his forehead and his coloured hands shiny with fat.


“Pig fat!” Furio mumbled once more.


The old Alchemist took the fat in his hands and regarded it with distaste.


“What I am to do with this?!” He spat. “This stuff isn't fit to do anything with!”


He gave Furio a smack on the head. Furio took it like a swineherd was supposed to.


“Besides, I don't need any more fat.” Alrik Oilboiler went on angrily. “I asked for Wirsel to make the ointments.”


“Thorgun also wants magic potion.” Furio said through his tongue.


Alrik looked aghast: “What now?! First soap, then ointments and now I'm supposed to make that wretched demon worshipper a magic potion?!”


Now Furio was aghast as well. If any of what he had heard was true, blaspheming like that could get both of them killed, Alchemist and swineherd both.


“Ah, don't look so shocked.” Alrik spat. “They won't kill the last Alchemist in the city and I'm not bowing down to that demon. Tell Thorgun he can go fuck himself and his potion. I do not even know how to make one.”


He was about to slam the door in Furio's face but the mage put his foot in the frame.


“Let me in.” He whispered in his normal voice.


Alrik's old eyes widened.


It was almost as bad as Furio had expected. This Alchemist was not one to produce high-class potions. He produced dye, soap, ointments, paper, all low, everyday things. As it turned out however, he was not working in his own shop.


There was a huge trough with soap slowly solidifying in it, but other than that, the previous owner of this place seemed to have been fond of experimenting.


“So, mage, what is your plan exactly?” The alchemist asked from a chair, churning a bowl of something that might have been the ointments he had spoken of.


It had not escaped Furio that he had not washed his hands after touching his filthy, faeces-stained head.


“A better one than yours to begin with.” Furio nodded at the bowl. “It won't kill him.”


“How can it not?” Alrik protested. “The man is bleeding head to toe after cutting those Swafnir tattoos out?!”


“I saw a hundred metre tall giantess stomp on him several times and he went away unscathed.” Furio replied while going through a cabinet of ingredients.


“Fine.” Alrik grumbled and half-tossed the bowl onto the table before him.


“The whole city is mad, you know?” He went on softly. “It was bad when that Laura stomped into here, but Thorgun...he's torn out the very soul of this place and turned it into something evil.”


“I heard someone say that Swafnir is dead?” Furio inquired curiously.


“Aye.” Alrik shrugged. “The giantess crushed a huge white whale. I didn't see it, was here workin', but the Thorwlash have really taken it to heart.”


Furio shivered. A half-god sacrificed to an arch-demon. If he had ever questioned the existence of gods before, he would never now. It was why that wretched pactor was so unfathomably strong.


“I used to love this place.” Alrik mumbled. “Best fish and mussels in the world, if you ask me. Now it's all gone. What are you needin'?”


A magic potion to restore astral powers was one of the most sophisticated potions there were. Furio had to dig deep in his memory to remember how it was made. He had found mandrake and other plant ingredients on the shelf. That was easy enough. In a small cabinet the owner of the place had kept his more precious ingredients like diamond dust and meteor iron, both of which Furio needed. At the very back of it, dusted and covered in spider web, there was a little flask of a clear, watery substance with a tiny paper label on a string reading: “Snow from the first day of Hesinde.”


That was better than he could ever have hoped for. The snow was best used as snow, he knew, and snow of other days was the usual substitute in absence of a permanently enchanted cabinet to keep it frozen. Molten snow of the first of the month Hesinde was as good as it was going to get and a good enough substitute. The last ingredient, the blood of a magical creature, was easy to come by. Furio simply used his own.


“Were they here to look for me yet?” Furio asked in the by and by, setting up the mixture for distillation.


The potion was coming very well by anything he could say about it.


“Aye, shortly before you.” Alrik replied after passing a tube Furio was looking for. “What is the plan once this is done?”


Furio sighed and rubbed his temples: “I have to lure the whore's son somewhere and kill him, somewhere where no one else can kill me, preferably.”


That was all he was going to say. Alrik's love for Thorwal was obvious. He could not tell him that it was to be destroyed. If truth be told, he was unsure what would happen after Thorgun's death, if that would work at all.


Alrik scratched his white beard: “It will be evening soon. I have to deliver. Laura will be here to get her soap, like as not. It's too heavy to carry by myself.”


“Then that's when I shall strike.”


The potion did it's work after it was finally done. It was a potent one, owing to the great ingredients found in the alchemist's shop. Furio drank it without a second thought and felt it's effects immediately. It was so cold that for a moment he was sure that it would freeze him to death. He and Alrik walked together, across the bridge and to the market square. Laura was on top of Janna, pouring kettles of sea water down her throat. Her own lips were cracked, eyes red and fluttering.


Thorgun was besides, dealing with a group of concerned citizens who proclaimed that they would not work through the night as he had ordered. He gave their ringleader a swing to the jaw that had him take off and fly across the square before smashing into a heap of wood. His head was pulped, disfigured.


Alrik made Furio wait by the ruins of a contor, saying that Laura had a penchant for stepping on and crushing people in her way. After that, he went and made over to her.


“Laura!” He called. “Err, your soap is done!”


He bowed.


“Oh that's...” Laura blinked. “That's great!”


She stroked Janna's head again and kissed her on the brow before getting up and moving after the alchemist, painfully slowly.


“It is very well made!” Alrik swore as they went. “Very good smellin' indeed!”


The two conspirators gave each other a brief look as they passed each other. Now was Furio's turn. There wouldn't be much time. Alrik's laboratory wasn't very far from the market square. All it took was Laura coming over and stepping on him like the little filthy worm he was and all would be over. One arrow, one throwing axe, a jab of a spear, an axe swing. Furio shielded himself with Armatrutz before moving on. He was not a worm, he had to tell himself. He was a mage. He would not die easy.


The group of petitioners had gone away from Thorgun after he killed their ringleader, but Laura's absence was already causing trouble. Iron chains they had applied to the ogresses and the black-haired one had risen, lifting her captors with her.


“Rah!” The pactor spat and ran to help them.


The blonde giantess was now rising too and then all three were standing, fighting. The armed men and women stood back, weapons at the ready but unwilling to use them as it were. Laura had won and commanded the ogresses stay alive.


The tumult gave Furio the respite he needed. The piece of chalk was in his hand as he marched on. People were flying through the air, crashing on the ground. The blond giantess was stomping people like rats while Thorgun wrestled with the chains of the black one to bring her down.


“What's going on, what's that noise?” Furio could hear Laura ask.


Alrik had to capture her attention now. The ground was packed incredibly hard by the giant weight that had trodden and rested upon it countless times. It made a good surface to draw on, even with the cobblestones. His circle spanned ten meters and he proceeded to draw the dodekagramm, a twelve pointed star with interconnected lines, all the while mumbling the formula.


By the time he started to draw the symbols of the Twleve, Thorgun had wrestled down the first giantess and bashed her head in with his bare fist. The Thorwalsh were starting to attack in earnest too.


Furio observed the pactor as he made the final stroke with his diminishing piece of chalk. The demon worshipper noticed immediately. Their eyes met for a horrible moment.


“Kill that man!” He pointed and shrieked.


It was easy to spot which souls were possessed and which weren't. The regular people never took their eyes of the remaining two giantesses, never stopped fighting. The others, a group of perhaps fifteen, dropped everything and turned towards Furio at once.


The mage stood in the middle of his circle, awaiting them. Against the onslaught of weapons being thrown he crossed his arms and cast Fortifex. Axes, spears and arrows crashed to the ground before him. The attackers stood at the edge of the circle, frightful. Their tormented souls knew they could not enter. One man tried and went down the moment after, breaking to his knees screaming and clawing at his eyes. Then he died.


Furio saw Thorgun lower his head and smile. He wrenched an axe from one of the fighters and came on. He could enter the banning circle without problem, though his soles started to hiss and smoke upon the sacred ground.


The outside world changed, blurred, outside the circle. It's intended target was inside.


“Hahahaha.” The pactor laughed heartily. “I knew you'd be trouble, mage.”


He was grinning, looking Furio right in the eyes.


“Your patterns of evil are at an end.” Furio told him.


“Is that so?” The naked, bleeding man took a step forward.


Furio had no idea what he was playing at.


“Pact or no, I'm still a far better fighter than you and you did not even bring a weapon.” Thorgun smiled at him, raising the axe for show.


Furio gave him a pitiful look.


“You are no demon.” He said. “Have you forgotten that?”


Thorgun looked unabashed and took to walking forward towards him, raising the axe to strike.


Furio put his hand to his shoulders and extended his arm, two fingers stretched out, pointing at the pactor. Thorgun stopped, eyes white with sudden realization.


“Really?” He asked bitterly and Furio blinked to let him know yes.


The axe dropped from the Thorwalsh's hands. He stood upright, giving the mage a quizzical look.


“How did you beat me?”


“You had disadvantages.”


“What disadvantages?”


“You are mad.”


Thorgun never screamed when the flames engulfed him. It was a powerful spell, eating away his flesh even before he collapsed to his knees. Nothing but charred bone remained of him. The outside world returned to view, people looking at him frightened. It was brighter than he remembered. The sun, Praois' disk, was shining, standing high in it's zenith.


Laura and Janna were side by side in each others arms, looking at him in that same frightful way as the people. Their lips were better, he saw. Their eyes as well.


“Furio, what happened?” Janna asked him, scared.


“How much time has passed?” He ignored her.


Laura answered insecurely: “It is noon, the next day since people saw you walk in there.”


He smiled, wishing for a staff to lean on. He was weak in the legs.


“There were screams.” Janna went on. “Grey, weird shadows. There was an earthquake, half the harbour is gone!”


When he turned he saw that it was true. South of the market square had been a tongue of land with piers and contors and such. It was all sea now. So that was where the un-sanctum had been.


“Here.” A familiar voice said. Furio had never seen the old alchemist approach. He carried salt fish on a stick and a skin of mead which he received thankfully.


“Had us all scared shitless.” Alrik swore. “Even them big ones there, enough to make them act nice all of a sudden.”


He laughed. The banning circle was a half spell half ritual that was practised to perfection with special emphasis by the white guild and Praios church but rarely ever used. That it invoked a different passing of time was news to Furio, as he was sure it would be to most of his colleagues.


“The city had been returning to normal ever since you stepped into that damned thing. Heh, to think I wanted to end that fucker with some dirt in his ointment.” Alrik grinned as he talked into Furio's ear. “After your giant friends came to their senses they started questioning people. Everyone knows you're hero. There's some tall, very big-chested women want to have a word with you. No, not Janna. The normal kind.”


He gave a wink before wandering off, back the way to his workshop.


He hadn't lied. People were cheering him from afar now that it was over. A shield maiden with brown locks and tight, striped britches opened her shirt that she had bound beneath her bosom in a knot, letting it spill free and wriggling at him seductively. They all understood what had happened. Not the intricacies or the gravity of it, but on a basic level, they understood.


And they all had to die.


 

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Chapter 27 by squashed123
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Nagash was happy to see the two weird little humans were sleeping elsewhere. It was only Dari and her in the hut now. She had hurt Dari, but only just enough to make her less of a threat. That was good too. The little girl was starring outside into the dark night as if she expected to see something there. She was restless, Nagash could tell, always massaging her neck.


She tossed the carcass of the roasted sheep aside after sucking the last meat from it's bones. The fire was almost burned down to timbers. It was sleeping time. She pushed Dari over and grabbed her by the leg, dragging her while she crawled onto her furs where she slept. The frail tiny human winced with pain. That was alright.


She reclined and pushed Dari's mouth to her nether lips beneath the loin cloth. There was a little struggling at first but Nagash only pushed harder. Soon enough the stupid little thing understood. When she was done, she just locked her legs together, crushing the human in between for a pleasurable while before letting her crawl away.


She dreamt of the attack again. The bear, the magic, the terror. This time though, instead of a large rock there were a million pebbles, beating at her face like tiny hands. And they were tiny hands indeed. Dari's.


“Nagash wake up! Something's happening!” The tiny presumptuous human was restless.


She shook off the terror of the dream. Nothing like a little play time to forget it. This time, she'd sit Dari's face, she decided. The little girl would hurt badly, and maybe even get injured but that's what she was going to get for waking her. Dari should be lucky not to get killed. Nagash's mother had often killed the slaves who woke her unbidden.


“Nagash, no!” Dari whispered frantically.


Nagash was already on top of her. It would be fun to crush her like that. Nothing ever felt so sweet like a frail, tiny, human girl when it broke.


“Nagash! There's a torch...climbing up...the thing!”


Her wet lips smothered the tiny mouth. It was perfect. Her futile attempts at speech were sending jolts of pleasure up Nagash's spine. She allowed some more weight. Dari's tiny arms had been beating against her butt cheeks but got pinned to the ground now. Her breathing got heavier.


She'd kill Dari if she kept this up, but she did for a little while longer. She felt the urge, she wanted to kill her. Nothing would get her over the edge more. At last she rose, picked Dari up and pushed her head inside herself. The tiny human fit in almost to her knees. She crushed the tiny feet together in her grasp and rammed Dari in and out, again and again, while she moaned.


Her peak almost did for the tiny girl. She could tell. Dari came out coughing and wheezing, her arms clutched to her chest protectively. Nagash regarded her. Nothing would make it more perfect than stepping on her now, except for some more begging perhaps. The girl had slipped into unconsciousness.


Her hair was drenched in Nagash's juices, hideous. It was adorable. Nagash shoved her away with her foot and went back to sleep. There was a strange glow outside. Was it already dawn? She yawned. It would be best to get some more sleep, she was still so tired. She'd kill anyone trying to wake her up, she decided. Then she heard the screaming.


-


Dari awoke in broad daylight after someone had upended a pale of water onto her head. It had not been the first, she knew immediately from her drenched clothing.


“Ah, there she is!” A man said.


She looked up. He was grinning a tooth-gapped smile from beneath an iron half-helm. His coat of arms was dirty white with a sigil on his chest, an oak branch with two leaves and an acorn, all deep green. Andergastian soldiers, she thought. It didn't make any sense.


Her head was spinning when she got upright. It was day, long past morning if she was any judge.


“Come, on your feet.” The soldier said.


Dari screamed in pain when she was yanked up by the arm. Her ribs were giving her bloody agony and her feet were hurting too. Nagash had crushed them in her grasp carelessly. They were swollen but she could stand at least. The night before came back to her inner eye.


Nagash! She looked around. Soldiers with the same colours were all about. They had spears, bows, swords, shields and ring mail. Past their busy bodies Dari could only see so much but she saw that the village had been overrun.


She looked to the huge metal mountain where Janna and Laura used to dwell, the place where she had seen the climbers the night before. It was for them that Dari had woken Nagash. She had been uncertain what to do when she discovered that one of them was a giant. The tingling in her neck had not let her sleep. She had thought the climbers to be the danger. Now she wasn't so sure any more.


She was pushed, shoved onwards by rough, strong hands. Villagers were being herded together. Questions were being asked, people were hit with fists and butts of spears, severed heads impaled on spikes. The smell of smoke and roasting meat was in the air. Livestock was being butchered and wine and ale poured down thirsty throats. Pack mules and horses with provisions were there. Bodies were being piled up and buried too, some familiarly smashed. It was all over, she realized. She had awoken to the aftermath of a battle.


Just as they had gotten the place to run smoothly again, this happened. That wasn't the worst though. Dari's entire mission, the very reason she had come to Lauraville was at stake. She didn't know if the man and the giant had taken him from up there. She didn't even know if it was Vengyr they had been after in the first place.


“Milord?” The soldier asked when a handsome, tall knight in his thirties came into view.


He had a black, well-trimmed beard squishing out of his coif and wore a long surcoat over layers of ring mail with patches of boiled leather at the fringes. Embroidered on his chest was a not dissimilar sigil, only his was a crude tree, green, with leaves large enough to identify it as an oak. Andergastian heraldic was all dull this way. Other knights standing by him had other sigils, almost all variations of similar nature.


“What is it?” The knight replied crisply.


“This is the one the villagers said was their leader, Milord, under them monsters.” The soldiers grip was tight around Dari's arm.


The knight gave her an unconcerned look: “I'd see her head on a spike then.”


He turned to the other knights and carried on speaking: “Assemble men with hooks, ropes and climbing spikes. We're not leaving before the other giant isn't dead as well.”


Dari didn't understand a thing, least of all why the soldier holding her wasn't moving.


“Err, milord?” He asked again.


“Why are you still standing there?” The knight was displeased. “Cut her head off and put it on a spike. Next to the giantess', if you please, makes no matter.”


“Yes, uh, milord.” The soldier stammered. “Only, err, she's pretty.”


Dari sure as sunrise wasn't making for a pretty sight. Nagash's secretions had crusted upon her clothes, her skin and in her hair and the water had turned it all slimy again. She was smelling rank too, but she supposed she'd be the best thing the tooth-gapped soldier could hope to rape in a while. Whilst her own immediate future shuddered her, she wondered what Birsel's face had looked like when they had smashed down her doors and came for her and her whores. All that training for naught.


“I suppose, if she weren't so filthy.” The knight sighed after giving Dari's face a closer inspection. “Fine. Have her, then give her to the men. They have earned some pleasure after last night's march and there's not enough pretty ones to go around. Make sure you cut off her head later.”


“She's really pretty.” Another knight, late in his twenties, noted to the soldier. “Have her washed and bring her to my tent. I'd have her first, with lord Zornbold's permission.”


“Poor thing is going to spend the rest of her short life on spikes.” A third knight japed, grinning.


Dari was too bruised and broken to do anything and there were too many of them by half. The knight claiming rights to her was younger than most of the others and not hard to look upon at all. If he was going to have Dari alone and in his tent the only question was whether she'd be able to kill him before or after. And then she would need to escape somehow.


Lord Zornbold seemed annoyed: “You should save your seed for your lady wife, Egon.” He remarked thinly. “If you are in need of something to get your blood up, perhaps I should send you lead the men to climb up that cursed mountain of metal and kill the giant.”


Dari's ear pricked up every now and then, trying to deduce the situation. The climbers were still up there it seemed. That was good, as far as she could say. It was better than them having fled anyhow. The fact that there was no twelve metre tall giantess causing mayhem and killing people along with the mentioning of a giant severed head could only mean that Nagash was dead.


The young knight's eyes impaled hers, full of longing. He was her best hope now and not by a long shot. She knew what men looked like when they were in love. They were thinking with their cocks and their cocks always fell in love with Dari.


“I know your bride to be is a sour old thing, my lord.” Egon said. “That doesn't mean the rest of us have to suffer it?”


'What a fool.'


“Guard your tongue!” Zornbold raised a ring-mailed fist. “It is our beloved queen Effine of Andergast you are talking about! I am to be your king! Out of my sight, now!”


“Milady?” The young fool offered Dari a hand as he went. She took it gratefully, leaving a particularly disappointed man at arms behind.


“Speaking of that old hag always makes his blood boil.” He chuckled into Dari's ear while leading her off. “Between the legs, the queen smells as bad as your hair, I'd wager.”


He took her for some stable wench, she realized. He led her through and out of the village and she could see that some houses had been burned. She saw Nagash as well, feathered by a thousand arrows, broken spears, lances and swords stuck in her skin and her head cut off, impaled on no less than a dozen thick wooden spikes to hold the weight. Her eyes were full of hate, her mouth twisted.


Dari's feelings were mixed. Nagash had abused her where she could and yesterday had been nothing short of rape. Still, she wished the fearsome giantess was alive now to crush some Andergastians.


“We'll have it laced with tar and present it in Andergast.” He mentioned in the by and by. “It will be proof of our great victory here. It is hard to believe that two giants caused all that destruction. She is big, yes, but the male up the iron mountain looks rather unimpressive.”


'If the giantesses who caused that destruction were here you'd be as flat as a sheet of parchment.' Dari thought.


Janna would most likely just crush people into oblivion while Laura would insist they repair the damage they had done before making Lauraville their new involuntary home. Then maybe they'd fuck and crush some people in between their cunts.


No, they wouldn't, she realized a moment later, thinking of Christina and Steve. She wondered where they were.


Egon touched her cheek with a gentle finger: “Don't look so distraught my dear. Zornbold will have forgotten about you by now already. No one will touch you, I will see to that.”


'No one but you.' Dari thought hollowly.


He proved the truth of that a moment later when his tongue was in her mouth. His hand caressed the small of her back gently before giving her buttocks a squeeze. It came so suddenly that she didn't react at all.


“I...” He stammered after he withdrew. “My apologies, I am so sorry.”


He was a good boy and gentle after all. A fool. Dari forced a smile and pressed her lips to his, giving the tightening package under his mail britches a squeeze with her hand. He was taller than her by a head but would be exceptionally easy to kill. He was overwhelmed already, smiling like a dullard with all his blood anywhere but his head.


She rolled her eyes shyly after leaning out of the kiss. He did the same, laughed awkwardly, cleared his throat and led her on more quickly. They arrived at a bundle of folded white canvas and a neat stack of sticks and beams. The donkey they had been laden off of was standing besides, hee-hawing at them with a mouth full of hay.


“Apologies, my tent, it seems, has yet to be, uh...” He cleared his throat awkwardly again. “...erected.”


Dari chuckled and held a hand in front of her mouth. It was what a lucky peasant girl would do, though she could not deny that Egon's foolish charms weren't entirely lost on her. He was cute the same way a puppy-dog was.


His idle squire was a lad of thirteen or so and almost fell over apologising to him. He vowed to have the tent standing within the hour and a bath served up as well. Meanwhile, Egon thought it best to take Dari for a walk. Another man may have taken her into a locals' home and have her in someone else's bed. Not so Egon. He was too good or too unimaginative to do so.


The villagers had been put in hastily erected stockades, she saw. She didn't see Birsel or any of her girls. They were probably still busy getting raped in any of the houses. Before each stockade was a chair where the men and women were led one by one, beaten and questioned.


“Do you believe in the Twelve?” A man at arms asked an old woman in the nearest. “Do you hold the true gods?”


“There is only one goddess and her name is Laura!” The old woman spat. She was one of the fundamentalists.


The man at arms shrugged to his comrades, transferred the woman to a red, sticky chopping block and hacked her head off with two swings of his axe. Her body went onto one of the piles where other men loaded the bodies onto carts to be transferred to a more distant place where mass graves were being dug. Two Boron priests were already performing the rites over the first one they had filled. The woman's head was beaten onto a stick with a hammer and put on display outside the stockades.


A priest of Praios in stained white linen robes was overlooking the questioning and came over when he saw Egon.


“There are many heretics here, Sir.” He proclaimed with a swollen chest. “There always are, this far away from civilization but these ones seem exceptionally stubborn.”


“I apologise, my lady.” Egon turned to Dari. “I am sure this is the last thing you would wish to see.”


He took her in his arm and shielded her against the view, leading her away quickly. She didn't really care either way. Being called 'my lady' was promising though. He might have said 'girl' or something like that, or omitted titles all the same. It showed he valued her.


“What about her?” She could hear the priest say. “Has she been questioned yet?”


Egon ignored him and went a tad faster.


“Do you hold the Twelve, boy?” The man at arms asked with a sore voice.


“Please!”


Dari froze and tried to bring Egon to a stop.


“No, no, don't look.” He said soothingly, trying to get her away from there.


She heard a punch and a scream.


Do you hold the Twelve, boy?!” The man at arms said again.


“Please!”


Steve was crying. 'Please' was probably the only word he could think of right now, not understanding any of this. She fought Egon to go back. The boy was bleeding from his mouth where the man at arms had hit him and now he did it again.


“Are you deaf, boy?! Do you hold the Twelve?!”


'Just say yes!' Dari prayed in her mind.


She didn't know why. She never particularly liked Steve and his demeanour but she had gotten so used to look out for him and Christina that she felt a certain sense of duty about their well-being now that she saw him. Her mind filled with thoughts of the unspeakable things Janna and Laura would do whence they heard of this too.


“Save him!” She breathed urgently into Egon's ear.


He returned her look worried and uncertain.


“Please!”


“Is this so difficult?! For the last time, do you hold the twelve!”


“No!”


Steve had finally remembered another word and doomed himself with it.


“Alright lads.” The man at arms shrugged. “There's the answer. Off with his head.”


“So, you do speak.” Egon remarked stupidly.


“Please!” Dari urged.


Steve's head was on the block already. He was crying and babbling something incomprehensive. Other men had to hold him down.


“Hey, that's a nice garment he has there. Let's get it off him before you do it.”


Egon's eyes narrowed with suspicion: “Is he your lover?”


Dari bit her tongue in frustration.


“No he is not!” She whispered determinedly. Another strategy was needed for this. “Stop them, I'll explain, I swear it! Do it for me!”


She gave him another squeeze through his britches but his manhood had shrunk back to it's regular size which wasn't by any measure spectacular.


“I'll do anything you want!”


Egon looked at her, still suspiciously.


“Ha, that's a fine cock. Here you go lad, let's get your head off.”


“Halt!” Egon called over his shoulder in the last instant.


The man at arms looked up, axe already in the air. Egon turned and strove towards him, Dari right behind.


“Sir Egon, this is a matter of the holy church of Praios!” The priest came protesting.


“Get him off the block, let him dress himself!” Egon commanded without care.


Bubbles of terrified spittle were forming around Steve's mouth.


“Clothes!” Dari hissed at him and rushed past to the stockade.


While she hadn't really liked Steve, Christina she had actually been friendly with. She only hoped that it wasn't too late. She should have thought sooner of it, she reflected.


“Dari!”


Christina stuck her black hand through the wood. The girl was a mess. Behind her she saw the Thorwalsh and the Horasian. Thorgun was sitting feverishly, barely awake. Léon was on the ground, eyes closed, unmoving.


“The dark girl and those two as well!” Dari called to Egon.


“What is the meaning of this?” The priest demanded. “Sir Egon, these prisoners are still to be questioned! I shall inquire with Lord Zornbold as to the purpose of this!”


Egon gave Dari a helpless look.


“That there is Thorgun Hafthor Olafson, son to the hetman of hetmen of Thorwal!” She pointed. “The other is Léon Logue, a Horasian nobleman!”


She swelled her chest and sounded as aristocratic and intimidating as she could: “You had no business taking them prisoner! You will let them go this instant and pray that their families will forgive you for this, or else you are looking at two political catastrophes at once!”


If truth be told, it probably wouldn't have been all that grave. Those things happened, especially given the circumstances but the moment had really carried her. The blood had vanished from all of their faces, Egon's most of all. Dari's cover was blown. She would have some serious explaining to do when this was over.


“And what of the boy and the shit skin?” The priest demanded stubbornly.


Egon caught himself in time: “Can't you see what clothes they're wearing?!” He fumed believably enough. “I will have them out of there now, or it will be your head on the block next!”


The men at arms shook off the shock and rushed to obey.


“Have them brought into one of the houses, guard them and see to their wounds!” Egon commanded further. “Any harm comes to them, I'll have you drawn and quartered myself!”


That really hit home with the men, Dari could see, and it was no wonder. He hadn't even mentioned hanging. Usually, a person condemned to this kind of punishment was hanged almost to death, then castrated and disembowelled which usually killed them. Afterwards they were beheaded and their body chopped into four pieces before being put on display.


“Thank you!” Christina cried to Dari when she was let out of the cage.


Her clothes were in order which was like to mean that no man had touched her. Dari had expected as much. Soldiers weren't picky when it came to raping women and sometimes even boys but Andergstians had many superstitious reservations about people of dark skin. There was no time to talk to her however. Maybe later there would be, but for that, Dari would have to stay.


Reluctantly, she let her valiant knight lead her away from the scene.


“What was that all about?” He inquired earnestly when they were safely out of earshot. “I'm beginning to think I should have let the men have their way with you and cut your head off. Do you know what trouble I could get into? How am I going to explain any of this to King Edorian Zornbold?!”


Dari knew she did not only owe him some explanation at all, not even a good one, but the truth for once. They were standing right next to an unattended heap of headless corpses too, giving the whole cutting-off-heads thing a whole lot more gravitas.


“Look.” She swallowed. “You are wrong about the giantesses.”


“What?” He looked at her as clueless as the ravens on the bodies. There was an unnatural amount of ravens about anyway, flapping, cawing and picking at pale corpse flesh with their shiny, black beaks.


“Did you come by Ludwig's keep on your way here?” She asked.


“No.” He replied. “But we heard of the battle. It was where late King Aele died.”


“Do you think two giants of this size could have beaten Aele's army?” She motioned to the ruined body of Nagash in the distance and then up to the giant metal thing, looming over them.


The giant thief was up there, she could see, next to the man, looking down at the small army barring their escape. Compared to Nagash he looked really tiny, or else the man next to him was as tall as a bear. Dari saw men trying to climb their way up there too. They would face a messy arrival, but that point in time was still at least a day away judging by the progress they were making.


Dawning was written all over Egon's face. His eyes widened as if frozen in time and Dari could almost see his breath frosting with fear.


“They spoke of one hundred metre tall beasts.” He swallowed hard. “The peasants, the deserters, even Queen Effine started to believe it.”


“Yes, and the two you saved are dear to them. Very dear.” Dari told him. “They wouldn't even let them witness any violence while they were here.”


“Here.” Egon's face was as pale as the corpses nearby. Suddenly he looked around in terror as if expecting to see them anywhere.


“They went away a while ago.” She went on. “We haven't seen or heard from them since.”


And that was all the truth he would hear for now, she decided. He didn't look as though he could stomach anything more. She looked up at the giant again. She could see him hold the familiar bundle. Of course it was Vengyr they had been after. There was nothing else up there, as far as she remembered at least. Perhaps he was Xardas' creature too. But if not...


If not, then this was the place to be. Perhaps the Andergastians would kill the giant and the other. Perhaps Vengyr would just come fluttering down. At any rate, it wouldn't do to flee and lose track of the druid, now that it was clear that she wasn't the only one chasing him. She'd stay, even if it meant fucking Egon. Cute or not, she didn't want to have his babies, but at least he wouldn't hurt her for once.


“My home, it pales. The world is near. In many colours, bright and clear. I am marching, through the mud and dust. If I must...If I must.”


“You have a beautiful voice.” Dari said softly when Egon put his lute away. He still looked as though he had seen a ghost. Dari had seen and suffered so much by Janna and Laura's hands that she had grown dull to the terror of the experience, she reflected. And Egon hadn't even seen them yet, only heard of them and perhaps seen the result of their actions.


The tent was roomy enough for two by far. There were chests of Egon's things, sleeping furs and a tub full of steaming water. He was the son of some lord in south-east Andergast at the border to the Garethian Margraviate of Griffinsford, rich by trade of stoneoak wood. She couldn't help but feel for him as he sat on his tiny stool, staring into oblivion.


He didn't even look up when she slipped out of her clothes. She took pity on him. Who knew, perhaps he'd turn out to be a useful ally. He had already, if truth be told. It was time to suck some cum out and blow some courage back into the man.


“Gods, you're beautiful.” He stammered when she arrived before him.


Her fingers unlaced his chain mail britches easily. There was an abundance of things to kill him with, his dagger, his sword, his shield, a knife and fork on the table where some fresh piece of roast mutton waited or even the flagon of wine next to it that Dari could have used to bash his skull in. But she didn't. Instead she took his cock into her mouth.


'You're a lousy assassin.' Her pride belittled her. She didn't care.


Egon's wife had clearly never done this for him. It wasn't uncommon for high born ladies and an easy way to get their husbands into a vulnerable position. His seed filled her mouth before she had even really begun, but it was sweet, not the cum, but the gesture. She swallowed it and wiped her chin while he fell backwards off his stool.


Dari was hungrier than she had realized but she hoped she wouldn't get pregnant. There was always that fear when dealing with this end of a man. She had carried out a baby once. She didn't think about it most of the time, having brushed it from her memory like chalk off a stone. She had left it in the sewers to die, just as her own mother had done for Dari, or so she had been told.


The mutton roast was bloody inside but she ate it anyway, wolfing it down like some hungry animal.


“What are we going to do?” Asked a disarmed Sir Egon on the floor.


“Keep the prisoners close and alive.” Dari replied, chewing.


They were their safest bet by far, if Janna and Laura returned.


“Janna and Laura.” He told the roof of the tent. “Some villagers said those names over and over again. Are they really so huge?”


“Yes.” Dari swallowed. “And yes.”


Egon got up and re-laced his britches. Her mouth-play had worked on him it seemed.


“I still have to tell Zornbold, somehow.”


“Who is that king-to-be of yours?” Dari turned towards him.


“He is...a lord.” Egon shrugged, putting the stool back in place. “He passes for a leader well enough. Holds no grudges long. He's prude though.”


Dari returned his cocky grin. There was a rustle at the tent flap and the squire came marching in with the fresh clothes Egon had bid him bring. He stared at naked Dari with a head as red as glowing coal.


“Fe...fe...fresh clothes, my lady.” He stammered, extending his arms.


“Thank you.” Dari smiled and took them. The lad marched out as stiff as a string puppet.


He looked a bit like a puppet too, with his pimply face and fiery red hair. Egon had hair that was dark brown in most places except for over his forehead where it was lightening and beginning to thin. His cheeks and neck were stubbly and in need of a shave but his moustache and chin beard were well maintained.


Dari put the clothes on the stool and slipped into the hot, awaiting water. It was wonderful. A raven flew over the white canvas of the tent, cawing. Nagash was dead, what she had left on Dari's skin dissolving. Egon handed Dari a piece of soap to get the last off of her body. She never wanted to feel helpless again. She was dependant on Egon and he could drop her and have her killed as he pleased, but still it was different.


“You look mangled, what happened to you?” There was shocked concern on his voice.


He was right, of course. Where her rips were broken was a deep, dark purple bruise and the rest of her body showed more such marks in places. She felt the pang of pain, but she had gotten used to it. When she was hurt on a job in her former life, she couldn't take the time off to let it heal. Life had to go on, as it did now.


“It will heal.” She said, dipping her hair into the water and rubbing the soap on it.


“That thing you did, with your mouth...” He began.


“I'm not a whore.” She cut him off with a laugh. “But I'll do it for you, as often as you want, so long as we are together.”


So long as he got his cock sucked, he'd never grow tired of her unless something more beautiful would offer herself to him, which was unlikely.


“Then you are going to kill me.” He smiled. “I will go find some more to eat.”


'Help yourself, so help you Phex.' Dari thought, reclining in the tub, thinking about the villagers in the stockades. They were helpless indeed, their life's end only a chopping block away. It would take a while to root out and behead all the religious ones. What was to happen to the others she had no idea, nor did she really care.


She allowed herself a cup of wine from the flagon on the table and then another. The conquest of the village wasn't all bad after all. In light of things, at the moment, it was actually quite good for her cause. The clothes the squire had brought turned out to be a simple dress, an apron and a white wool cap. It was more girly than Dari liked, but she agreed with herself that these would suit her better than leather pants and vest in this company. She'd look like a camp follower, though the dress was slightly too small and she could only lace the bodice so that it left a gap, exposing part of her naked back. It was also slightly too short, exposing her ankles.


Along with that would come unwanted advances, no doubt, but she was nothing if not quick to deal out slaps to defend herself. She was Egon's for now. He was her shield. He may have acted the big man about to take a woman as he pleased in front of the other knights but it had never been his intention to rape her. He didn't have to. She didn't know if he had ever taken any part in any ransacking before but average peasant girls would surely pick the bed of a knight over having twenty brutal men take turns on them any day, willingly.


Beneath his armour, Egon was as soft as a kitten. He may indeed turn out too soft in the end. He returned to the tent agitated while Dari was having her third cup of wine. It was no Horasian vintage by far but it didn't taste overly of sulphur either.


“There's no speaking to this man.” He sighed and rubbed his temples.


“Did he not understand?” Dari asked, sipping.


“Asked? I never even got to speak. He says we have to move the tents because he's worried the giant is going to rain things down on us.”


Dari poured him a cup of wine and handed it to him.


“Only there seems nothing to be thrown, up there.” Egon went on. “All that giant does is stand there and feed the ravens.”


Dari giggled dutifully before she froze. “I have seen the ravens fly!”, Gunther the guardsman had sworn in the dim light of that shady tavern in Andergast.


“Caw!” A raven screamed above he tent. The cup of wine fell from her hands, forgotten.

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Chapter 28 by squashed123
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“What's wrong?” Egon asked after Dari when she stormed out of the tent. She only muttered under her breath.

The giant stood calm, comfortably, legs apart, arms raised high above his hideous head and in his hands Vengyr. Vengyr or what was left of him. Ravens were crawling all over his body, tearing off chunks of pink flesh before taking off. They all seemed to fly in the same direction. East.

But could ravens carry such things as leg bones? They wouldn't have to, Dari knew, the druid was smashed well enough and if not the giant would just rip him apart small enough to make it possible. Tears blurred her vision. She'd been so close. So close to being able to return to a normal life.

“Hey, hey.” Egon came rushing after her, closing her in his arms. “It's alright?”

“No it's not!” Her voice was breaking. “The ravens, we have to stop them!”

“Why?” He looked at her as though she had lost her mind. She had no idea how to explain it to him.

'The ravens are carrying an immortal druid that I have to catch to prevent the end of the world!'

Yes, certainly, that would do it.

“Your army has many archers, right?” She asked him. “With longbows? Can you get them to shoot them down?”

He shook his head in disbelief: “It's too high up and even if I got them to do that, what would be the purpose? Has it to do with the giantesses?”

“No...” She was at a loss for words. “Look, this is bigger than us! Can you get two horses?”

He felt her brow looking for a fever: “You're not well.” He determined. “Let's go inside and catch some sleep, hm? You've been through a lot.”

“No!” She struggled in his grasp. For a moment she wanted to spin, duck beneath his other hand and hit him. That wouldn't be right though, and what was she to do then? She wouldn't get very far, not in this dress, not with her broken ribs and most of all not amidst this Andergastian army full of longbows. It wouldn't do to die with an arrow in her back like a fleeing peasant girl.

“Need help with'er, milord?” A passing guardsman grinned enviously as Egon wrestled her back to the tent. He was clearly drunk. Other soldiers were getting increasingly drunk as well, singing songs and making merry as no doubt was their custom after a battle won.

Meanwhile, Dari was losing, unsure what to do and only half-heartedly struggling against Egon.

“The ravens do act queer though, Sire.” The young squire noted. He had sat by the tent flap, sharpening a blade. Dari hadn't seen him a moment ago.

“What do you mean by that?” Egon asked briskly.

“Well, pardons, Sire, only, uh...” The lad scratched his pimply nose and ducked under his masters gaze. “They were eating corpse flesh down here, where there's more than enough to be had.” He shivered.

“The raven is Boron's bird. It's what they do.” Egon interrupted him. “You'll learn that soon enough. Wait till you see your first real battlefield.”

“Yes!” The lad made an uncomfortable face. “But someone up that iron mountain whistled, Sire. And ever since, the birds have taken up there to nibble from the giant's hand! Look around, if you please, they're all gone! Is that not strange, Sire?”

The lad had spoken true. There still were heaps of beheaded corpses by the stockades but no ravens were feasting on them any longer. All were flocking up to eat the druid, not bothering with the people below them, alive or dead.

“What are they eating up there?” Egon asked. “Is that not a corpse too?”

“It's a druid.” Dari said. “A very important druid. His name is Vengyr.”

The knight paused for a moment of consideration: “We hold that wretched sorcerer partly responsible for King Aele's death. Lord Zornbold will be pleased to hear that he is dead.”

“He's alive though.” Dari cautioned without thinking.

Egon looked up, narrowing his eyes before shaking his head and looking tiredly at her: “How can he be alive, he's being carried off in pieces!”

Dari was becoming annoyed but she knew she had to explain calmly: “He cannot be killed. I saw him smashed by a giantess, little more than a smear in rags, and still his blood was running, his body working, as it were.”

“But how?!”

She could hardly believe it herself. How could he be reduced to strings of meat and splinters of bone that could be reassembled. Yet there was no doubt that it was so. The ravens were carrying him somewhere clearly, somewhere away from the giant iron thing that sapped the magic. Then, nature herself would conspire once more to regenerate him. Xardas had best known of this before it happened.

“They're not eating.” The squire observed. “They're only carrying, look!”

Ravens were carrying Vengyr's bones in their beaks. It was almost done. Egon ground his teeth and marched off out of nowhere.

“Where are you going?” Dari asked, having trouble to keep up. The squire was hasting along with them as well.

It was a smaller tent he sought out, looking rather insignificant.

“Mage!” Dari could hear Egon bellow before she could enter after him.

“Jindrich Welzelin, at you service!” Managed a perplexed stocky man while hastily putting out a pipe that smelled suspiciously like mibeltube.

“I know your name!” Egon was indignant and impatient. “Can a druid survive being ripped to pieces?!”

The question was all wrong and the mage's robes were simple white linen under a grey travelling cloak which did not mark him for a particularly sophisticated member of his guild.

“Uh, it would...uh, I...” He stammered in confusion. “No. No, of course not, that would be preposterous.”

Egon turned to Dari with victory in his eyes.

“But this is Vengyr!” She cried out in frustration. “He cannot die!”

“Where, where is Vengyr?” The mage's eyes widened.

“Calm yourself!” Egon laughed, frustrated of this dire conversation himself. “She thinks that druid is still alive even while he is being fed to the birds by that giant!”

That the mage knew the name had been the first glimmer of hope. The second came when he rushed past all three of them to have a look for himself.

“Look, they're not eating.” The pimply, red-haired squire pointed out again. “They're only carrying, uh, my lord.”

“By the Twelve.” Jindrich muttered aghast and turned to Dari. “Are you sure about this?”

“Oh please, not you too!” Egon stemmed his fists into his sides.

Dari nodded urgently: “A mage tasked me to track him down. I followed him here. I expect the druids are trying to take him away from all this iron to let him regrow his powers.”

“Say no more.” Jindrich Welzelin's eyes were bright with understanding. “We must speak to Lord Zornbold and move at once. Such a mighty foe is best faced with an army at our back.”

'Foe?' Dari thought wearily. She had heard the druid blamed for Aele's death but had otherwise thought him to be an ally of the Andergastians, or, well, humans in general. Still she was glad something was moving at last.

Jindrich's robes were flapping wildly as he crossed the camp. Dari, Egon and his squire were right behind him.

“I am a good old Nostrian, of peaceable intent, I have a tiny pecker, but my sack is a tent!” Some drunk soldiers were singing roaringly.

“Lord Zornbold!”

The lord was waiting some distance from the giant metal thing, observing the dismal progress the climbers were making. Again and again they threw ropes with grappling hooks until they finally caught somewhere. Then they'd drag themselves up one by one and start over. Dari could see three ownerless helmets at the base of Janna and Laura's lair. Remnants of those that had fallen and been carried off.

“What is it, witcher?!” He turned most indignantly and regarded the mage with great distaste.

Jindrich did a reasonably well job at explaining the situation to him, but Dari could already guess what he would say.

“I want no part of this shenanigans!” He spat bewilderedly. “I would never have taken you along, had her majesty the queen not insisted! Gather your robes and get yourself out of my sight! You may perform your witchcraft elsewhere, or I will burn you!”

“My lord!” The mage was almost begging. “It is of great importance that we catch him! It is crucial in the fight against the giants, as it was the last time, if the histories can be believed! If nothing more let us catch him to avenge our beloved King Aele, your own forebear my lord!”

“What better to claim your legitimacy on?” Egon threw in cockily. By now, even he seemed convinced, for better or worse. “What better legacy to start with?”

That finally did the trick. The king-to-be had a thirst for glory.

The soldiers were unhappy to be told they'd be marching again. They were set on spending at least one night at Lauraville. Zornbold had a garrison stay behind to protect those still climbing up the mountain, guard the prisoners and continue rooting out heretics. Dari wanted to go check on Christina and Steve but there was no time and Egon wouldn't let her from his side now. Perhaps they'd be able to escape, for all the good that would do them. Léon and Thorsten would still be too weak to travel.

Of what use the soldiers would be, she was unsure. Some men at arms seemed hardened enough, others were simply peasants in surcoats, armed with spears and bows. Most were drunk. Zornbold left the tents, mules and heavy equipment behind. There was to be a forced march, which Dari was glad to see. She could not help but think that they would be much faster with a smaller group though. It was already afternoon.

How far could a raven fly? How fast? The direction was clear at least. East. Following the ravens would be easy so long as they could spot them overhead. Anything else remained to be seen.

“Your buttock is showing, can't you sit your horse proper?” Egon smiled cheekily at her.

“I'm not used to riding in a dress, much less a too short one.” She smiled back.

He wanted her to sit the small, spotted mare sideways, as was custom for women in dresses. Women wearing pants were not customary in Andergast. Nor was women riding. The horse was the squire's who now had to walk besides them like the simple soldiers. In the forest of Andergast it often made little difference whether one was afoot or on horseback, unless the horse was well trained.

“I knew you'd be trouble somehow.” Egon quipped. “I should have listened to my gut.”

“Don't say you'd rather have me be boring.” She chuckled reproachfully.

He grinned: “I'd have you anyway. I had to as soon as I saw you.”

She shuddered exaggeratedly so not to have this cheesy flirting continue. Now was not the time, Dari was too tense with anticipation. This whole chapter of her life would finally come to end, she hoped. She was careful not to count her chickens before they were hatched though too, eerily aware of the fact that they were marching towards a complete unknown.

Perhaps there'd only be Vengyr, still a shadow of his former self, and they'd pick him up and Dari would have to figure out a way to steal him. Then again, perhaps she didn't have to steal him. Perhaps Xardas would show when she called him through the amulet around her neck and teleport them out of there. Perhaps he'd even get her back to Gareth, but Dari doubted that the mage would be overly concerned with her well-being after this was done. There was the possibility that he'd kill her too, once she had done her part, but the possibility to be killed was hardly anything new to her, by now anyway, if it hadn't been before.

The forest they were traversing after a few hours of long march showed no signs of human activity, or so locally familiar scouts swore to Edorian Zornbold. They reported an unusual number of animal tracks though. Bears, foxes, cats, badgers, deer, boar, weasels...the list of animals was long.

Zornbold rode with his knights around him, which gave Dari many good spots to be and listen in on the conversations he had. It was all military. She learned that this force was a detachment from his main force that was hunting giants in some other place. They had heard of the two giantesses that caused so much mayhem and came to root them out. The fact that the story didn't quite add up did not seem as obvious to them as it was to her, even if one of the giantesses had turned out to be male.

It made sense though, and Dari should have expected something like this happen sooner or later. Even for all it's backwardness, Andergast was a kingdom and kings were not in the habit of having their power and control eroded without a fight.

Their force had three hundred or so armed rabble. No one was really sure how many exactly because no one wasted enough time on peasants to count them one by one. Then there were two hundred trained archers with longbows but only eighty armoured infantry with spears, swords, axes and such. Light cavalry was limited to fifty or so scouts, outriders and messengers. There were thirty four knights though, along with squires and other retinue, that made up almost eighty reasonably heavy horse. Dari wasn't accustomed to military tactics or strategy at the scale of anything above a street fight between rivalling gangs of criminals but heavy sounded a lot better than light as far as soldiers were concerned.

She could not help to find it strange however, that the knights were speaking as if expecting to be battling an army. It was just what they did, was her best guess, and perhaps it gave them courage. They could not like the prospect of battling an immensely powerful sorcerer any more than she did. If only they were moving faster.

They were moving fast already though. There was no leisure. More than once she observed a foot soldier wretch up the contents of his belly onto his surcoat. Three reports came in of people collapsing already. The weak and the old couldn't keep up with this pace. Edorian's face remained hard. He meant to get this over and be done with it as quickly as possible and Dari agreed with him on that.

When evening fell and Dari already expected having to spend the night in the forest, their destination came into view. They could see it from afar and it was as eerie and foreboding as befit a creature the magnitude of Vengyr. It was a formation of rock, grey, dark and high, reaching up out of the forest as though some giant the size of Janna had tossed it there. Something was atop it, looking ancient enough, mossy standing stones, several metres tall, forming a circle. That wasn't the worst though. Above it, cawing endlessly, were more ravens than Dari ever wished to see in her life. They flew in a circle there, forming a deep, black cloud of feathers like a storm.

And there were persons, standing sigil in between the stones.

“I'm having a particularly bad feeling about this!” Some knight announced through the chain mail covering his mouth.

“We should have brought the priests.” Muttered another.

“They'll be druids and witches and other evildoers!” A third one spat on the ground. “We are the gods' men, doing their work tonight lads!”

Still all agreed that it was prudent to pray before they would approach that frightening place. Dari didn't join in, though she had to climb off her horse and act the part so not to raise any bad blood with them. Instead she clutched her necklace and called for Xardas in her mind. It was time. Egon knelt right beside her, his temple resting against his sword. She hoped he'd survive. He was a good man.

When all was said and she climbed back onto her horse she found it strangely wooden, stiff and cold. When she looked down she almost fell. The drop was at least fifty metres.

“Don't fall now.” Xardas said beside her.

They were on a tree, one of those that grew higher than the others and stood like sentinels amongst the forest. At this height, the bark and needles had fallen off and the branches were gnarled and crooked by wind and strikes of lightning.

The old mage looked like she remembered him, sad and tired, even while he smiled.

“You have done well.” He said.

She wasn't sure if he meant it. What, actually, had she done after all? She was afraid he'd leave her on this unnaturally high tree. They could see the mountain and all that at a distance. He placed a hand on her broken ribs and the pain went away, just like that, as if it was the least he could do. Dari wondered if she would ever see the full potential of his power and if she wanted to.

“Couldn't you just go over there, get the druid and teleport back out?”

That nothing had changed over there told her that he had not done so already, but that was only a guess.

“Perhaps.” He smiled tiredly. “Though it strikes me as too dangerous. A large portion of druids and witches have taken the scent and assembled here. They will give your new friends quite a fight, I imagine.”

Faintly in the distance she could hear someone shouting her name. It was Egon, she knew, thinking she had made off. It made her sadder than it should have.

“Don't despair, little bird.” Xardas brushed her hair behind her ear with a finger. “Your Sir Egon is a valiant fighter.”

He tittered as he read her face: “You are so arrogant and vain that you think yourself too precious to fall in love with any one man.”

Dari hoped he was going to add anything to lend a higher purpose to the statement but he just let it hang there to her embarrassment. She wanted to change the subject.

“What are you going to do?”

“Sit and observe.” He teetered his feet back and forth in the air. “Sometimes, history has to unfold itself according to it's own devices. I wasn't there the last time to see what is about to happen.”

Dari didn't understand a word. “The last time?” She asked, trying to remember his book. Perhaps that was what he meant. “Has this happened before?”

“That red-haired squire.” He gave her a sad look. “Do you know his name?”

No, she didn't, she realized startled. She had never thought him important and calling him lad or boy was sufficient and it was what everyone else did. She couldn't see what the pimply squire had to do with any of this.

“Hal.” Xardas said heavily. “Like the emperor?”

She did remember Hal from Xardas' book, some conversation with Vengyr. She didn't know which Hal it was though. There had been several emperors with that name.

“Did you know that he is a distant relative of Empress Xaviera of Gareth?”

She was surprised and he could see it.

“Yes, some romantic tale of infidelity. Few people know, no body cares. But quite a coincidence indeed.” He mused.

That was even harder to make sense of, but she was wondering how he came to know about the boy.

“How long have you been watching me?” She asked.

“Some time.” He tittered again. “But that is not the question you mean to ask. You want to know if we are about to see the battle of Iron Forest repeating.”

She had played with that thought indeed, wondering if that was what his cryptic words were hinting at. She remembered the picture of Vengyr in the book, at the battle. If Emperor Hal had been there, there was at least one very vague similarity to now.

“But there's no great army marching on that hill.” She gestured. “Not even a thousand. And common men and druids are not allied at all. They mean to fight each other. Also, there's no giants!”

She had answered her own question, she realized, but she knew from his face that she was wrong.

“Hmm, the scale might be smaller yes.” He cocked his had with a sad look. “But Albino has been waiting for this moment, much like you and I. It consumes him, almost.”

“If Albino and his giants are here, why don't they strike now?” She was at a loss. “The druid is not yet recovered?”

“Exactly.” Xardas replied.

Dari sighed and looked up into the darkening sky. This was all over her head. It didn't make any sense. He put a hand on her shoulder and she could smell the faint scent of chalk on his fingers.

“Have I given you reason to be distressed?” He asked looking genuinely distraught. That was a new one for him.

“Help me understand.” She begged, shaking her head in dismay.

“It is hard to say why Albino does anything.” He replied soothingly. “He is immortal and fifteen metres tall. He could have walked anywhere and caused mayhem. He could have moved his force of giants away from their demise, yet he severed ties with them and left them behind. He is consumed with rage and vengeance.”

“So, we're about to witness two immortal forces battle each other?” Dari asked. “How is anyone going to win?”

“The same as last time.” Xardas replied. “Only this time, both of them have to go.”

Dari looked down the tree trying to asses if he would die if she pushed him off the branch.

She looked at him accusingly: “You said you needed him to ban Janna and Laura from this world. Did you lie?”

“Yes and no.” He looked at her sadly. “I fear it was what you needed to hear in that moment. The cleft in our dimension was torn by Vengyr's blood magic. To close it, his blood must be spilled, ideally after he has fulfilled his purpose.”

“And Janna and Laura?” Dari was angry and disappointed. The two giant sadists had to have a part in this. There had to be some comeuppance.

“Your giantesses have grazed the cleft.” He looked apologetic. “It changed them, oh yes. But other than that I fear they are as normal and mundane as a bale of hay and can no more be banned from this world than you can.”

He shrugged as if there was nothing to be done about that fact.

“Are you telling me there is nothing...supernatural about them? That they are from this world?”

It couldn't be true.

Xardas looked up to the sky: “Have you ever wondered what stars are?” He asked.

Dari sighed and looked away from him. Talking to him and hoping for answers that didn't raise more questions was as futile as praying for rain.

“And what's my part in this?” She asked briskly. “Do I sit on this tree and watch it all while you save the world?”

“Oh, on the contrary.” He allowed a smile. “You will hold the dagger.”

He produced it from his robes a long, toothed blade, black and shining. It was made from obsidian, queerly light, but Dari sensed that it was brittle. It was fine though. She'd bleed the wretched druid if it had to be.

“And can you get me back to Gareth afterwards?”

“Do you miss your old life so much?” He asked her sceptically, looking as though he was doing the remembering and not her.

Dari wasn't sure but this time she would be cryptic and not answer him, she decided.

A war horn blew in the distance. The battle was about to begin. It was hard to tell anything more than the general happenings from her vantage point and Xardas made no effort to get them both closer. There was no sign of Albino on that rocky hill, that much was clear. The ravens started to dart down to the ground and at the attackers who responded with arrows. Other ravens flew to the ground and rose as men at once.

The druids and witches were answering the onslaught of Andergastian longbow fire with spells, it seemed. Dari could see rocks and leaves flying against the mundane men that meant to fight their way up to the hill. If Vengyr was back on his feet by now, she couldn't tell either, only guess that he was not.

The opening of the battle was short but brutal. The Andergastians made only little advances while the druids and witches, neither carrying armour nor shields, fell victims to the arrows by mass. The attempt to storm the hill on horseback had failed because it was too steep and so the men dismounted to attack on foot. They were met by a pack of beasts, bears, wolves and such that threw themselves at the attackers.

Dari could see that the druids were picking small pebbles or hands of them off the ground and cast them. In mid air, a single stone would turn into a boulder or a fistful of pebbles into an avalanche of larger ones. She could only guess the horrors at the receiving end of those, but she knew that the rabble would not stand long against it. Actually, it seemed more likely for them to turn and run at the first sign of sorcery. Zornbold had been a fool to bring them and that was the way it came.

They had fought their first third onto the steep of the hill against rocks and beasts when the mob of white surcoats broke at both flanks at once. The centre was not looking very good any longer either, bogged down because it suffered the most concentrated barrage of flying rock. Singular men started attacking their own as well, driven by total madness with no regard for their own life.

Dari peered frantically for any sign of Egon but it was far too far away. Even though most of the rabble seemed to have turned craven, the battle took another turn when the onslaught of arcane attack started to die down. The power of the druids and witches was depleting. But as men in shining armour still scaled the hill, more beasts broke out of the forest to the back of them, driving the fleeing rabble. It was complete and utter chaos. Men and beasts were dying by the droves and the field of battle was expanding, disintegrating and becoming less dense.

That was when a voice thundered over the crest of the trees: “Brothers, sisters, save your powers! This is not the enemy!”

It was Vengyr, Dari knew immediately.

“I am your enemy!” Another voice answered. Albino.

“Ah.” Xardas made, satisfied.

From the other side of the hill, just hoisting itself onto the top, a huge figure emerged. It was a man, gigantic and white as fog with red, glowing eyes. He saw something in the middle of the stone circle and stormed towards it, a visage of pure evil on his huge face. The explosion that followed blew everyone atop the hill off into the forest and disintegrated the very stone circle itself. A shock wave rushed over the top of the trees like a massive gust of wind. Their tree shook violently and Dari might have fallen had Xardas not held her fast.

The mighty giant had lost his footing and tumbled to the ground but he was getting up, red, glowing eyes full of stinging hatred.

“It is time.” Xardas said, grabbed Dari's hand and yanked both of them forward off the tree. Dari screamed, but before she could even begin to feel like falling her feet were on cold, solid stone. The giant was rising in front of them to the left, looking down at Vengyr on the ground. The druid was hurt, again if not from before, and held a stone clutched in his fist, scribbling something in the ground that looked like runes.

“You fool!” The giant laughed hatefully. “You know as well as I that I cannot be destroyed!”

The druid turned on the ground to face him: “A prison then, like last time.”

Their voices were impossibly loud.

“You have no emperor to sacrifice this time!” The giant took a victorious step forward.

Vengyr climbed hurtingly to his feet and spread his arms: “The blood has already been spilled!”

Hal, Dari knew.

“No!” The giant screamed when the runes the druid had scratched into the ground began to glow in golden light. A prison of lightning engulfed Albino all at once, hissing and cracking. It came from the ground and from the sky all at once. Dari felt stupidly misplaced in her peasant dress and white wool cap, witnessing the reshaping of the world with her eyes. The earth opened beneath the pale beast to swallow it like a giant, gaping maw. Vengyr lowered his arms and the giant lowered with them. They were so close that Dari could see the white in his eyes, yet he was so focused on what he was doing that he did not notice anything else. The beast howled but that was nothing against the lights and noises coming out of that hole.

At last, Vengyr crossed his arms and the hole sealed shut. All light and noises faded as soon as they had come.

Now there were only the three of them left on top of the hill. Vengyr broke down, breathing heavily. He was weak. Dari knew what do. Her feet almost moved on their own.

“You?” He whispered astounded when she stood over him, dagger in hand.

Once again the ground began to glow, but instead of golden and white light it was a piercing yellowish green this time. Hundreds, upon hundreds of runes and crude depictions had been drawn, so small that it wouldn't have been noticeable before they started glowing. It was frightening but Dari was true to her purpose.

She drew the dagger across Vengyr's throat with a quick backhand slash. She hoped that it would work, that Xardas was right. If he wasn't, the immortal druid would recover quickly and kill her somehow, or worse. She stepped aside to avoid the torrent of blood as she was experienced to do. For a normal person, there would be one quick surge, then a second and only a trickle after that. Dari didn't know what she expected with Vengyr, perhaps no blood at all. He had not bled particularly much when she had found him at Ludwig's keep.

But the waterfall of blood rushing out of the druid's opened throat was nothing short of unnatural this time. It hit Dari, drenched her dress, and she couldn't help but notice that it was eerily cold. Xardas stood much like Vengyr had, arms spread and mumbling a formula. Then the torrent stopped and the druid died. The blood was a thick pool on the ground, running along the lines of green light.

Then they faded as well.

“Is it done?” She asked Xardas. She was pretty certain that it was. She knew a dead man when she saw one and Vengyr's bodily functions had all ceased at last.

Xardas smiled at her in that way he had. He stepped over and took her by the arm. She expected to be teleported and closed her eyes in anticipation of blinking and suddenly seeing Gareth before her eyes. Her thoughts were with Egon. She really liked him but in the end it was probably better that they were separated, for him and her. What ever desires there might have been for each other, he was a knight in the service of backwards Andergast with a war to fight, and she was the queen of the Garethian underworld. She perhaps wasn't any more by now as life moved on in the shadows as it did in the light, but she would work to reclaim her station soon enough.

But nothing happened.

When she opened her eyes Xardas' demeanour was nothing like she would have expected. There was no sad look, no smile, not even a hint of confidence. The old mage looked nothing but bewildered and afraid.

“No, no, it cannot be!” He mumbled frantically, performing weird gestures with his hands. If she expected to see any magic she was wrong. Nothing happened. Nothing at all. He looked like a madman.

“Did something go wrong?” She asked concerned. This was not good at all.

He turned to her, white eyed, mouth agape: “The magic!”

She heard the thrum of a bow and an arrow slammed into his head sideways. Xardas gave a sigh and fell over backwards, dead as a rock.

Dari spun. Egon stood there, at the edge of the steep hill with a longbow in his hand. He drew the next arrow. She looked at him, deep into his eyes. He looked sad, disappointed and angry.

“What happened?” She asked. It was what his face was asking too but she had no idea.

He put the arrow to the string and drew at her. Dari looked at the obsidian dagger in her hand, that brittle thing that could never hope to stand against chain mail. She dropped it and it shattered in two upon the stones.

Egon held the bow and arrow steady, aiming straight at her heart. He looked so sad, so betrayed. He meant to kill her, Dari understood strangely.

“Don't kill me.” She whispered.

A tear ran down his face: “Zornbold is injured gravely, we should never have come here! You...”

“But the druid was here, as I said, wasn't he?”

That he could not argue with, for whatever good that did her.

“You never won a great victory at the village. But we did here.” She went on. Was she lying? She didn't know.

The truth of it was dubious at best. Albino was gone and that was good. Vengyr was dead, whatever ill he had done repaired, or so Xardas had predicted. But something must have gone wrong. It was obvious that none of them knew what it was. Xardas might have known, but he was dead, shot down like a common old man. Perhaps that was the answer but Egon would never understand that. Whatever happened, Dari wanted to live.

“Hal is dead, isn't he?” She asked softly.

Egon gravely nodded his head: “I couldn't protect him. I was preoccupied looking for you. I was worried! Where were you?!”

She winced, not wanting the boy's unfortunate but necessary death be pinned on her.

“My place was elsewhere.” She finally said. Keeping it cryptic and vague would help him fill the gaps with whatever he needed to hear. It was what Xardas would have said. She hoped he didn't follow her up on it. Xardas always seemed to know what happened and what would happen except for that very last thing what ever it was. Dari did not have that advantage but Egon's face softened.

He lowered the bow: “Why are you drenched in blood?”

She didn't bother replying and just ran towards him instead. He was spattered with blood himself, though none was his own either. She pressed her face against his cold hard chest.

“It is over.” She whispered. It was a good thing to say, though none was actually over. If Xardas was right, Janna and Laura were still very much alive and trampling. Also, Dari was still stuck with the Andergastians and something greater had happened, something of such magnitude that they were far too small and unimportant to grasp.

“Sir Egon!” A knight's head poked over the crest of the hill just in time. “His lordship is in pain, we have to move!”

“Did you find the mage Welzelin?” Egon asked back at him.

The knight shook his head: “His lordship does not like the sorcerer about him. Besides, it seems the man has turned craven. He's neither amongst the dead nor living.”

“Or perhaps he got eaten by a bear.” Egon suggested.

That was the right thing to say. Dari had liked the mage, in a way. He had been crucial in the whole affair of getting here. She wished he was well.

Egon may have loved her but did not fully trust her either as was his right. That much was made clear by the still iron grip around her arm. Maybe Dari could have gotten a hold of his weapon and killed him with a quick, sudden strike, but there was nowhere to go out here, alone and without supplies. But if truth be told, she was lucky to be alive and unhurt. That much could not be said about Lord Edorian Zornbold however. When the explosion happened and the stones had been blown off the summit of the hill one had come down here.

Lord Zornbold was alive but suffered a grievously bleeding laceration to the head, a broken right arm and a hideously crushed leg. He was beside himself with pain. Two other knights were dead in the imprint of the stone, crushed to death. Dari was familiar with the sight and it didn't bother her, but the men were troubled. Next to the knights there were perhaps twenty bowmen, five heavy infantry and a few armed peasants left. The rest had fled or died in the battle.

The horses were gone, bar one, having panicked on account of the fighting, the beasts and the magic. There were no priests, no mage, no medicus. The druids had taken to their heels as well, or died. There were many dead. There was only Dari with reasonable knowledge of bones and the body, mostly for the purpose of killing rather than healing but she was the only one equiped to really help this man.

But she was torn. Perhaps helping Zornbold would help her rebuild trust with Egon and the Andergastians. But others were hurt as well, and maybe she'd be delegated to be a healer for all of them. The worst would be if Zornbold died despite of her treatment. Then maybe they'd even blame his death on her. But if they blamed Vengyr for Aele, they'd most likely blame her anyway if the future king died.

She decided to do her part. His lordship was groaning when they loaded him onto the horse and tied him to it but not losing too much blood. In lack of clean bandaging and time to boil any rags, Dari advised that it was prudent to leave the wounds open. She'd have to realign the bones in his leg that were sticking out of the flesh later. All in all he should thank Phex for the fact that he was breathing even though he might still succumb to infection or never walk on that leg again, perhaps even lose it.

It was back to Lauraville now, through the forest, with night breaking, only one horse, carrying a half-dead lord and everyone tired and bloodied.

At least the tingling in her neck was gone at last.


 

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Chapter 29 by squashed123
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Back united at last, the fight Laura and Janna had had was forgotten. They both preferred not to talk about it, especially not after the most recent horrible episode. Neither of them could fully understand Furio's explanation of what had happened but it was good that he had emerged victorious. There had been a sphere of grey smoke, shadows and light and frightening noises but that was gone as well and the tiny mage standing in the middle of a circle with a Twelve pointed star and magic symbols he had drawn. It was the only remnant of all that unpleasantness and faded quickly.


Thorwal returned to a state of normal, at least according to Laura. Meanwhile, Janna's head still hurt and they had resolved it be best she not strain herself and rest for as long as necessary. Laura had turned the place into her little model city, much like her little village at the spaceship, but it seemed as though leaders were in short supply.


That provided a welcome pastime. Everything had to be micro-managed, every conflict or problem resolved by them personally.


“Rebuild?” Furio had asked sceptically when it was mentioned that they would stay and do that.


Janna had winced. She hadn't told Laura about the mission or the Horasians yet. But the mage had no choice and neither did Janna given that she had to cure out what might well have been a concussion. The gash in her forehead, where Laura had hit her with her stone dildo, was not too big and healing fine though, give or take some minor swelling.


They weren't crushing, eating or otherwise killing or hurting anyone, nor even threatening to do so. They had not conspired to act this way. It was another silent understanding. Being good that way was easy when it was obvious. After one day, they even opened the city gates again, instructing people to farm the fields outside. Some seeds were planted in hopes of squeezing one last harvest from the soil before the winter. The weather acted as though it was compliant. It was exceptionally good, not only for autumn but Thorwal in general, everyone agreed.


If people fled they would even allow it, but it didn't look like very many did. The Thorwalsh had to save and revive their city after all. It was crucial to their people. The death of the albino whale, or the god, as Laura described him, did not have the same effect on the people of Thorwal as it had on those of Serske. They had seen an alternative already, and the transition had been seamless.


When that fell away too they didn't turn headless either but rather diversified. Most plainly turned atheist or deist. A dwindling minority started to praise Janna and Laura as goddesses as it had happened in Lauraville but more readily accepted the Twelve gods as their own after Furio dropped some lines about how they had watched over him and guided his hand in defeating the demon worshipper and how they were smiling on all of them now, expressing it through the exceptionally nice weather. Furio was calmer than before. Patient. He had acquired coal and parchment and took to writing and drawing and was not seen often. He seemed to take a well-served break as well, choice-less as he was.


As for the people of Serske, Janna and Laura reached out to them in a humanitarian effort. There were less than a hundred villagers left by that time though, the majority dead or fled, but they saved them and took them into Thorwal kindly.


Janna and Laura were not gentle with absolutely everyone though. Two of Janna's giantesses had survived and had to be dealt with somehow. They did not speak the tongue, which made things difficult, and they had proved to be vicious and dangerous, the blonde especially. So, they broke them slowly.


Under Janna's and Laura's supervision, the girls had to perform crane duty in the rebuilding. That was easy enough. During the night, the two were shackled. Whenever Janna or Laura felt like it, they were abused, not really harshly, just a kick or some pressure to keep them down and humiliate them and let them know who was boss.


Once, Janna and Laura took them on a walk, away from Thorwalsh civilization. In a small valley, relatively safe from anyone's view, they taught them what a foursome was. Making love to Laura again was exciting and having two little Barbie dolls to share the experience with was even better. The blond and the auburn ogress picked up the concept of pussy-licking quickly enough. The auburn one, Knorrholde, was better at it. She had the calmer temper of the two, was more reasonable and more compliant.


Gruskona was more fun to hurt because she didn't weep and had a tendency to fight back. Janna had a high time and Laura loved to watch the little girl get bulldozed by Janna's rear end. She couldn't over do it without hurting her, but just acting as though she was going to sit on one of the girls was enough to drive them into a frenzy. They remembered the time Janna had almost killed them with her bum.


When she pushed them down and mounted them, their little tongues soon knew what they had to do and Laura did the same with the other. Another position Janna particularly liked was lying beside Laura and kissing her while each of them massaged a tiny head against their partner's sex. Then once, Janna was overcome by dominance and sat on Laura's face. She let it happen and pleasured Janna just as she wanted. To keep Knorrholde and Gruskona from escaping, Janna pressed their bodies into her mighty tits.


They weren't sexual with their little dolls inside or near Thorwal though. They were good to the Thorwalsh for once, each after wiping out thousands of innocent lives on their individual journeys.


But it soon became clear that being good was not so easy when it was not obvious. No crushing people, no eating them, no squishing them in between their fingers, no stepping or sitting on them, no inserting them into body orifices and masturbating with them, no making them worship them, scare them and no pissing on idle farmers were all pretty self-explanatory. Other things weren't so much.


The first instance was two families laying claim to the same workshop and home. The first family of five had owned it originally but been displaced and the second, consisting of three people, had taken it over after their own workshop had been destroyed under Laura's feet. Justice was not easily found here.


In their studies, both Janna and Laura had taken obligatory classes in ethics. Unfortunately, Janna had skipped many of the sessions and passed the test barely while Laura had bothered even less and flunked the class all together. It was part of the reason why she was here.


They had to rack their brains and piece together as much as they could and both of them were stunned that this stuff could be made to have actual real-world applications all of a sudden. Teleological ethics, utilitarianism, were simple and logical on the surface. Any decision was moral if it maximized the sum or average of all utility, happiness or well-being, depending on what one was going for. There was act utilitarianism and rule utilitarianism.


Act utilitarianism could actually be cruel. If for example the death of a person, or less radically expressed, their ill-luck or misfortune or whatever, maximized the average or total utility of others sufficiently, then it was moral. Regarding the case at hand, the first family had two more mouths to feed, therefore they must get the estate. The city itself had to enter the equation though, and as it turned out the second family was said to be more productive.


So, Janna and Laura were in a position where they had to quantify the greater good of the city in general through slightly more productive workers against the unequally higher increase in well-being of only two children. To do that required numbers which had to be picked arbitrarily, but the concept wasn't as much about calculating the result as getting a general idea of what each action alternative meant.


It was the first case, so deciding to simply build a new shop was an easy solution that would not work for everyone in the end. Resources were scarce.


Janna could not help but reflect that the Horasians had used act utilitarianism on her when she had questioned the morality of going to Thorwal and crushing everyone. The Thorwlash' destruction would bring more peace and security to the rest of the world and was therefore a good thing, they had argued. Rule utilitarianism would have disagreed. If every people wiped out every people that did them harm, soon only one people would be left and that would make for a really tiny gene pool sooner or later. On the other hand, if any people acting a menace towards others was exterminated as a rule, that could also be understood to be a good thing. It was never unambiguous.


Rule utilitarianism focused not on each act individually, but posed that any act was moral if it was moral as a rule. In a case such as this, the more productive family should get the estate every time was a possible conclusion. As such, rule utilitarianism was actually closer to deontological ethics.


Deontological ethics were a real pain in the ass and Kant, that moralizing son of a bitch, had surely been applied that name by poetic justice itself. Janna felt her heart rate quicken with anger when she thought about how to differentiate rule utilitarianism and deontological ethics. The principle was the same, though the evaluation was different. In utilitarianism it was still dependant on empiricism and individual inclination where Kant on the other hand just presupposed an objective moral good.


It was something about seeing other people as a purpose rather than a means, which meant that outcome played second fiddle to intent which entered the equation now. So, yeah, rebuilding Thorwal as opposed to making the city their tiny fuck-slaves was the moral thing to do, but again, it was obvious. How would Kant solve the underlying case? He'd probably give some lecture and fuck off only to return and throw a tantrum over the injustice of any conclusion that had been reached later. He wasn't much help in this case.


“But productivity is means, not purpose.” Laura argued. “So we should give the home to the larger family for the intrinsic moral good of helping children.”


“Whatever.” Janna half agreed.


They were speaking English while the two claimant parties were before them in the market square.


Throwing outcome overboard completely and focusing only on intent was called the ethics of virtue, going all the way back to such figures as Aristotle, Plato and Socrates. As the name suggested, it was about virtues such as courage, wisdom, prudence and justice. It was about finding a balance between two extremes.


Courage was good but cowardice and foolhardiness were not. Compensatory justice was a part of this ethic too. In case of a crime, perpetrator minus advantage should equal victim minus crime. Therefore the punishment should fit the crime. Simple. There was also something about distribution of resources though. According to this ethic, the first family's share divided by the second family's share should equal the first family's worthiness divided by the second family's.


“If we give each person a base rating of one we get three divided by five. The second family should get like, uh, sixty percent of what the first family gets?” Janna surmised as best she could.


“It's like, to each according to their needs.” Laura noted. “But the resource pool is limited. We can't even split the damn house.”


“Then no one gets the house according to this.” Janna replied with a shrug. It was the logical conclusion. Everything else would be unjust.


“Janna, that's retarded.” Laura held against. “You can't just leave houses empty just because others may have none.”


“Ha, but you're arguing outcome.” Janna grinned. “That's utilitarianism.”


She was smug about winning the argument but not about the inconsequential brain storm. It was enough to put anyone off crushing people. They ordered any inner city palisades to be torn down and used for building. The palisade around the winter harbour was the largest remaining one by far and Janna couldn't see any purpose it served other than being able to control who went in there. It was obsolete.


They had already dismantled the practise yard outside the east gate to use for wood too.


“So what is your decision?” The mother of the family of three asked carefully.


Janna regarded her from above. Her husband was about the same height as her, but it was clear that she called the shots in the household. Their son was fourteen, blond, tall, strong, already looking half a man, if a little dimwitted in the face. The other family had visibly had their share of suffering. They were gaunt, haunted. No doubt they had lost family members, perhaps even children to Laura's uncaring feet or hunger. Their three living children were younger, two in between eight and eleven and one four years old at the most.


“You will get it.” Janna decided, pointing at the family of five. “If everyone can just randomly repossess things they find unattended the very concept of property would lose it's meaning.”


That was textbook Kant she reflected with surprise. Nonetheless, she felt the decision to be reasonable and just. She was pretty surprised when it caused a riot shortly after.


Many things had swapped their owners since Laura had walked into the city, some by her very orders. While scavenging for food, the occasional item of value had been abducted too and now many people laid claims to their previous possessions which the new owners often refused to give up because they had lost so much themselves. There were many wrongs to be rectified.


“I'll gut you!” A man with a short axe spat at a woman. “Give it back!”


“No, it's mine!” The woman clutched a golden medallion in her hand. “Your house wasn't crushed, but mine was! I need it to...”


The man cut her off: “It belonged to my father!”


Similar fights broke out across the city all at once as the understanding of Janna's ruling came to pass. One man saw his neighbour fight to get back what was now legally his again and was thereby motivated to do the same ere anything changed.


“No one is gutting anybody you stupid animals!” Laura shouted on her feet. “Stop it now, or I'll...”


“No,” Janna interrupted her in English, “we're not crushing people. That's the rules now, gotta stick to 'em.”


“Huh.” Laura sighed with her hands on her hips. “You're right.”


It was all a game to Janna but she wasn't going to arbitrarily lower the difficulty. If Laura was serious about it, she didn't know. Probably not though. Probably it was just another phase of hers. They'd have to start acting gentle that way at one point or another anyway. They might as well practise a little now.


“So, do we just let them fight each other?” Laura asked. “Is that the moral thing to do?”


“No.” Janna replied determinedly. Not even the most technocratic interpretation of act utilitarianism could stand for this. By now there was already full-scale looting going on in some places.


“Stop any violence now!” Laura shouted over the city. Everyone could hear her easily. “If you have any grievance, come to the market place and we will sort you out, I mean, solve your problems individually!”


Knorrholde and Gruskona cowered by the palisade they were supposed to be dismantling, unsure what to do. They had started to learn their place at least. Even for all being gentle, some degree of authority was called for.


Ships and housing had been in the process of being built, food being prepared, still lives and normalcy being returned to. Now, nearly all work halted in Thorwal. The amount of people with grievances was staggering. Half the market square was full and more people stood in the streets besides.


There had been nine murders, or close enough.


“It was no murder!” Some huge, big-chested woman swore when she was dragged before them. “I hit her and she just died, that's all!?”


Witnesses were called, testimony given. All of those being accused of murder were found guilty, even though some made very reasonable claims of self-defence. Compensatory justice called for killing them, but that they would not do because it conflicted with the virtue of gentleness. They could neither be vengeful nor passive and so Laura had them transferred and locked up in the dungeon keep, standing over the cliffs on the most southern point of the western side of the city. So, the keep had to be manned again, after all, if the prisoners weren't fed, watered and looked after, it would just be like a death sentence. Killing them would have been cheaper in terms of resources expended but they did not turn to utilitarianism for this.


Then there were petty disputes about property and that was were things got really hairy. For some of the property no impartial witnesses could be found to determine the rightful owner. It was claim against claim and one of the two was lying. In other cases there were witnesses lying too and that angered Janna greatly. It was like their gentleness was being exploited. Deontology condemned lying per se, declaring it un-virtuous. But if it could not be determined who did the lying, no one could be condemned.


The obvious liars were sacked and brought to the dungeons as well and to deal with he non-obvious cases it was determined that the claimant with the higher number of trustworthy witnesses to his case would be approved. That without a doubt created a lot of injustice in and of itself but it was a logistical necessity. There simply were too many.


When it became clear that the disputes were still too many and too complicated Laura decided that it was best to try something else. Too many unsolvable cases had to be postponed.


“Enough!” She called. “This is how we will do it. Janna and I have to eat. Right now, we take food from you without compensation. This will stop. We will pay you for anything we consume.”


The idea was entirely strange because neither Laura nor Janna held anything of large virtue to the city folk. Laura made clear how she intended to finance this a moment later.


“All gold, silver, weapons and armour in the city belong to us now. Bring them here and give them up! You will get them back in exchange for work and food.”


Thus the most productive members of the city would get rich the quickest and put their assets to the most use. It was smart, though utterly immoral, beginning with one huge injustice that was to be remedied step by step. Of course it didn't work out.


The amount of what Laura had determined to be currency arriving at the market place afterwards was dismal. People simply held on to their possessions suspiciously, hiding them or simply not declaring that they had them. A system for compliance had to be put in place. With what little currency they had, Laura and Janna started to reward people for snitching on those who refused to give up their items of value. Most people were very eager and willing to hand out other people's property.


The immorality of ratting on their fellow man for money and thereby destroying the incentive of being intrinsically good and honest was certainly preventing some from reporting what they knew. Nonetheless, procurement, or rather theft was more effective afterwards and all four of the front pockets of their jeans healthily filled. Their fingers were too large to grab and handle any individual flimsy, little coin but they managed with the aid of some tiny helpers to get even the last of it off the ground.


Taking basically all goodies away from the people resolved almost all property disputes at once. The poorer people seemed even happy about the sudden degree of equality. Most people hated it though but they knew better than to object. Furthermore, there seemed no one left to rally behind, no one to challenge the authority of two gargantuan girls that played at turning their city into a real-life game of Settlers of Catan.


“How much should we pay them for the food?” Laura asked Janna when it was time for supper.


“This was your idea.” Janna shrugged with a tired smile.


“Should we ask them what the regular price is?”


“And be cheated?” Janna laughed.


“Normally, prices vary.” Laura reasoned. “If there is more of something it becomes cheaper and so on, but I don't know how much food there is actually.”


Even though she was dead tired from all the days' dealings, her and Laura's struggle had something amusing.


“We also need to pay the workers.” Janna reminded her friend. “Or else they will starve as soon as what they have stored away is used up, if they have stored anything for themselves in the first place.”


“Shit.” Laura messed up her hair in frustration. “We have to get some money in circulation.”


“It's fine.” Janna said. “We didn't take the copper coins. Silver and Gold are actually quite valuable. We have many so we should just fix the price at one coin per unit of food like dish, barrel, basket or whatever. If they get gold, they're lucky and if they get silver it's probably still a good price. As for work, we just give 'em a coin per day or so.”


“Yeah, but that way they'll rather trade with us than on the market.” Laura pointed out. “Those that do not have food or work in food production are gonna be fucked because there's nothing they can sell to the others and they need more than one meal per day.”


“Sure, but they can live much longer off a barrel of grain than we can, right?”


“True.” Laura agreed sceptically. “But there is like two thousand people in this city. How long are our coins gonna last? Besides, if we do it your way, the one thing we ensure is that barrels and baskets get smaller.”


Janna laughed straight in her face: “Damn, you're smart!”


“So what are we going to do?” She went on after a pause. “I mean, we can always just take it from them, right? There's nothing they can do. Or we start eating them again. I kinda miss the taste anyway.”


Laura gave a reproachful smile: “Come on, I thought we agreed on this. Sure, we put a lot more work into the city than we get out of it, but it's fun, right?”


Janna couldn't help but nod and agree.


“Besides,” Laura went on, “we should be like, what, two thousand years ahead of them? We should be able to figure out a way that works.”


“So, trial and error?” Janna suggested. “I'm starving.”


Before now, food had been a collective group effort for the city. It was served three times a day and everyone participated as they could. Since Laura had declared food to be public domain after her arrival, it had been this way, stored and prepared in central places. It was in everybody's interest that the man eating monsters be fed and satisfied, lest they take their displeasure out on them. Not any longer though.


Another protest was forming right before their eyes and it didn't take any leaders for this one either. Some people stood guard for food that was being transported while those who didn't have anything to gain in this were upset and attacking. Those who had no one to guard what they had prepared were being robbed. At any mealtime, a crowd of people gathered, and this day was no exception. For the people it was a time of great anguish, seeing the fruit of their labour be found good and social interaction with the giantesses. Today though, rocks and rotten apples were being thrown from the crowd.


“What did we do wrong this time?” Laura asked perplexed.


Janna didn't know. She spied a teenager throwing something and picked him up at once. He realized his mistake and struggled in between her thumb and forefinger. She didn't crush him though. Thus were the rules. She hadn't really picked up a man in days, not against their will anyway, and found herself marvelling at how tiny and powerless he was.


She held him closer to her face than necessary, enjoying the intimidation. The violent protest stopped and the procession of arriving food halted.


“What is your grievance?” She asked him. It must have been the thousandth time that day she asked that sentence.


“What ever he says, don't crush him Janna.” Laura reminded her quickly.


“Nothing!” He swore frantically. “I'm sorry I threw the stone, I didn't mean it!”


“Nothing?” Janna addressed the crowd of people. They were all so tiny and insignificant to her. She could wipe them all out had she wished. But not now.


Some shivered and looked away in haste. It was a shameful display. They hadn't killed anyone in four days and still no one had enough backbone to say what was wrong. The Thorwalsh had come forth willingly enough during the day while Janna and Laura tried to resolve their conflicts for them. Janna couldn't see what was different now.


“We created almost total equality among you.” Janna reproached them from above with the boy still struggling and kicking in between her fingers. “We have tried to be as good to you as we could. We even agreed to pay you for your food, and this is how you thank us? Really, a riot?”


It wasn't really a riot yet, but exaggeration helped getting the point across she often found. The money they wanted to pay them with had also been ill gotten but in that case she would have expected the outrage to be directed at Laura and her, not the people who brought the food.


“Are you two still playing at statecraft?”


“Furio!” Laura exclaimed.


Laura had taken an exaggerated liking to the tiny mage as soon as Janna had told her about him. The thing she had seemed to like most though had been when Janna told her that she shouldn't squash or otherwise kill him. That was worrying but there was nothing to be done about it. The death of such a tiny creature was always just a squelch away, even though they had been successful the gentle way for such a long time now. Apparently not in running the city, but they hadn't intentionally or accidentally killed anyone other than those nine who got murdered because of their mismanagement.


“Can you show me a magic trick?” Laura always said that when she saw him and he always looked troubled and refused.


He came striding through the crowd with his little white magic staff. His clothes were simple now which made him harder to spot but he swore he did not want to wear his previous robes again.


“I wanted to buy an apple earlier.” He told them. “I almost got beaten up. What were you thinking?”


Laura was perplexed: “What do you mean beaten up? Who wanted to beat you, we'll throw them in the dungeon at once!”


“In the dungeon?!” His displeasure was directed at Janna. She knew he wanted to go on with the mission, have Laura and her crush everyone here, lay waste to the city and move on to get some more villages underfoot until Olaf showed up.


He sighed visibly: “The moment you took everyone's wealth away and said you would pay them for their food the entire city collapsed. It is brother against brother now, though you may not see it most of the time. Gangs have formed, a resourceful minority controls most of the food stocks, looking to get rich off of you. They have men who guard their goods as well, promising to pay them with your coin. Have you not noticed that all the sheep on the hill have disappeared?”


They hadn't noticed but it sounded pretty obvious when he said it like that, Janna had to admit. And indeed, where before there had been sheep grazing over the cliffs, over where the Ottaskin had been, there was only clean grassland now.


“Meanwhile, many people have nothing.” Furio went on, gesturing to the agreeing crowd. “And even if you were holding court again, they are scared you take the food away from them like you did their other items.”


“So, we should put those who control the food now into the dungeon?” Laura frowned.


“No, let them have it. If you mean the system to remain intact, you need those people and the organisations they have set up. But you have to pay the others, otherwise those who work on building houses and ships have nothing to bargain with, not even their labour.”


It was clear that Furio gave all this advice against his own best interest. He could have stayed silent and watched the system fail but he was a servant at heart and being of help was so deeply engrained in him that he could not help himself. Janna found him adorable.


“So there are leaders.” She observed. “Why didn't they come forth? We would have given them all the power they wanted. We need them in fact, it is tedious to organize every little thing by ourselves.”


“Because being a leader or a person of note in this city has become as deadly as hanging.” Furio explained.


“Janna, you are scaring that boy to death.” Laura noted with at nod at the teenager in her hand. Janna had almost forgotten about him and gesticulated happily away while he was still in between her fingers.


“Oh.” She regarded him again before setting him down. “So let's pay people.”


“Actually,” Laura switched to English and grinned apologetically, “that's a really shit idea.”


Janna smacked her hand against her forehead and sighed: “Why again?”


“Let's say there's two thousand people here. How long would the line be to get paid? I promise you, there will be fraud, people getting in line multiple times and whatnot. Our money wouldn't last two days. It's impossible to keep so many faces apart, you know that, and it will take ages anyway. We need underlings to do the paying for us.”


“Can't we just flatten them, take their stuff and eat it?” Janna groaned.


“No.” Laura was amused. “They're my pets and you don't treat pets that way.”


It was the first time they really discussed their sudden gentleness.


“Your pets are really work-intensive.” Janna sighed again.


“Ya, they're pets.” Laura laughed and grinned. “Also, so long as you refrain from killing my pets, I will refrain from killing yours.”


Janna was painfully aware that she was hinting at Furio. It wasn't fair to pitch a city of thousands against a single, cricket-sized man, but Laura would not lose any sleep over that fact.


“We're just keeping this up to torture each other, aren't we?” Janna returned a tired grin.


“Yap.” Laura made happily.


They both started giggling uncontrollably while the crowd of people looked on with rather terrified faces, not having understood a word.


“Furio.” Laura finally said. “I have a mission for you. You will find out who exactly the leaders of these gangs are and point them out to us so that we can make them our foremen.”


Janna noted that Laura was trying to apply the system that had worked so well in Lauraville but the idea of using Furio didn't sit well with her.


“No.” She objected. “What if they kill him?”


“They can't kill him.” Laura cocked her head. “He's the hero and also he's a mage. Surely he can defend himself?”


Furio looked particularly distraught at that, even more than Janna would have imagined. But as it turned out there was no need to save him. Everyone in the city, except for Laura and Janna, already knew who was in charge of those gangs and the mob was glad to arrest them and bring them forth.


They were presented with ten slightly beaten up people shortly after, four gang leaders and their seconds in command. These were shrewd people, Janna knew just from looking at them. It was also clear that they didn't expect to be crushed and still they looked sour.


Laura left six of them to run individual food storage and preparation operations. They should compete with each other. Then one of them got the farmland, housebuilding and shipbuilding respectively while the last was tasked with overseeing the rest of the city's economy, smithery, leather tanning, cloth making, dying, tailoring and all that. Any worker in any given field at the moment was theirs to command.


“We didn't ask for this?!” A brutal looking woman spat angrily.


Laura smiled and leaned over her like the behemoth that she was: “But you will do as I say. You can put your people to work or use them as guard or use them to put other people to work as you please. You are responsible for their pay and you will pay them, or else they have a grievance they can bring to us. We will give each of you two hundred pieces of gold to start with and pay you handsomely for your work afterwards, so long as you have any to present.”


It was brilliant. Laura put market forces and competition to work to increase productivity while paying with a currency neither she nor Janna cared about. And on top, she did it all without being overly cruel. Laura could be a real fox if something caught her genuine interest.


Janna got responsibility for five of the forepeople and their branches, which also entailed the obligation to pay them. She made sure she got the ones that required the littlest oversight, the house- and shipbuilding, the farmland and two food providers. Laura agreed but declared that fishery would be attached to shipbuilding and livestock to farmland as well. That was fine.


Somehow Janna was as giddy as a schoolgirl to play CEO of her own little operations on the morrow. She was hell bent on achieving high production, higher production than Laura's businesses. She already thought about how to bend the rules. Perhaps her workers would work better if she threatened them when Laura wasn't around to hear. Or maybe she'd pay her workers more and hire people away from Laura's businesses. Perhaps she could make some of Laura's workers disappear some other way too.


Furio counted and dealt each of her forepersons the two hundred gold coins from her pocket. It wasn't really that much yet, but if there really were two thousand people in total, there was now one gold coin for each of them, if the forepersons were to distribute them that way which of course they weren't.


By then it was almost too dark to see anything and the problem of food was solved quickly and with some practical brutality. Janna and Laura just ate after having all the food that had been prepared brought to the market place. As it turned out, the competing gangs had overproduced for that day.


They gormandised.


Janna really liked the local gruel and poured barrel after barrel into her mouth before tossing them away. She didn't linger long with any particular one to make sure she got the last out of it and hungry Thorwalsh fell over her scraps like animals. For some of them, the last meal had already been a day away, she realized wearily. Pork, beef and poultry were in short supply too, as were certain sorts of vegetables and fish. Janna ate fish and mussels, unlike Laura who shunned them. She found them especially good here. Somewhere in her mind she was worried about how long the food would last. Perhaps, in the end, they would starve Thorwal to death rather than crushing it. And just as it had started to grow on Janna. They really had to make sure production went smooth.


Furio ate at a safe distance, though a meal of his own and not scraps. Janna had tasked him to write down the names of her forepersons and commanded him to read them to her every now and then. But as much as she tried, she couldn't remember them. Her day had simply been too full of things. It would be best to try again tomorrow, she decided.


Laura and her gave the Thorwalsh permission to eat the rest of the food, made sure Knorrholde and Gruskona were safely shackled and went to sleep. They slept outside the walls, there where the practise yard for the warriors had been before. Side by side in their sleeping bags, Janna and Laura kissed each other good night. Then they slept like babies.


 


 


 

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Frenhild and Hasgar each ran one of Janna's food stores, but she did not have to rely only on them when it came to breakfast. She and Laura had slept longer than she would have wished, but that had given the Thorwalsh a head start to make a good impression with their new old bosses. Frenhild was a bony, hard woman with cruel tattoos on her long, slender arms. She might have placed herself well in some shady Hard Rock Café back on earth too. Hasgar was huge and had some few minor physical disabilities. His head was utterly too large for his misshapen body and even for his grey hair it seemed for there was much too little of it on his head. He just didn't look right, a little disgusting even, but that didn't mean he couldn't cook. He made a fish stew with milk, turnips and red beets that was just finger-licking, even though it looked like puke with blood in it.


Each leader of each competing team that provided food was present for breakfast, trying to make a buck.


“Janna, try this gruel!” Someone called at her.


“This is the best roast fish you will ever have!” Called another.


It didn't matter from whom she bought her food, but she tried to stick to her own two little underlings in order to benefit them. A coin per unit for a start. She had to start somewhere. Soon, Frenhild and Hasgar had more coin than they could carry. Paying was tedious business because the individual coins were only a little less flimsy and tiny than grains of sand her hand. She did it by sticking her hand into her pocket, retrieving a few fingers full and have the person to be paid pick it off her palm. That way, eating took a little longer than it had before, but it was a new experience entirely.


“You know, you should really do something about your bush down there.” Laura said with a mouth full of bread loaves. “And we should get our hair and nails done. We can pay the necessary workers, no problem. You look hideous by the way.”


That was true, without a doubt, Janna judged. She didn't have a mirror but the days of travel could not have improved her looks much. She had bathed in the river but her hair was knotted and her nails a little too long.


“So, will they make my hair like yours?” She asked sceptically.


Laura's hair wasn't in much a better condition than her own, cutesy little braids or no. Laura's was a tad thicker though and that worked to her benefit.


“You should have seen it when they did it new.” Laura replied. “It's kinda dissolving by now but their little hands can do more magic than your average hair salon. I just hope we didn't smush all the barbers.”


They had not, as it turned out. Some even still worked in their profession. Conquered by two titanic college students, half destroyed and a large part of her population crushed or eaten Thorwal still needed barbers. Local men were not much for shaving to the point of going beardless but that did not entail a lack of caring for their facial hair, strictly the opposite. The tendency of many men to have long hair, just like the women, along with the great emancipation of the latter that enabled them to manage their own money and spend it on themselves did the rest of it. It was counter-intuitive, but Thorwal was probably one of the best places on the planet to get a hair cut.


Laura had done this before and knew all the steps. She was really crafty when it came to beauty and even had acquired a relatively large piece of soap through some Garethian expatriate alchemist. If left to her own devices long enough, who knew, perhaps she'd someday smear tar on her eyelashes for mascara. That was a hyperbole, but not by much, did she not command a very astounded Alrik Oilboiler to produce odoriferous oils from the well-smelling plants growing in between the many far-flung boulders and rocks on Thorwal's foothills.


To forego the need for scaffolding, they had Knorrholde and Gruskona assist with the routine. They were also the only ones not getting paid a grotesque fortune for the service. Janna was a little unsure whether she like liked the procedure. Visiting a hairdresser was always awkward for her because she didn't really know what she wanted and that wasn't helped by the fear and powerlessness of the little people doing her hair now. Her result turned out simpler than Laura's. For one, she lacked the brass and copper rings but she also was too uncommunicative with her servants. She was pleased nonetheless. Having her hair un-knotted was a great improvement in and of itself. A sense of civilization returned to her when she regarded her own improved self in the still water of the winter harbour. She felt less like an ogre.


Knorrholde and Gruskona each received a tiny sword that was sharpened to go to work on Janna's pubes. She took them a fair distance away from the city for reasons of decency and that the tiny people wouldn't get scared by the view of her gigantic sex. Also, it was so that she wouldn't get the sudden idea to plunge someone in there to get a little stimulation out of them. The tiny giantesses could have hurt her, so close to her most vulnerable spot, but not without having to fear extremely gruesome deaths as a reward. By now they were broken to heel quite nicely anyway and did a good job at shearing her without incident.


She placed them back at the winter harbour afterwards, to finish dismantling the palisade, but not before pinning each of them once beneath her foot and pushing their faces into the dirt a little.


The winter harbour was also the place to build ships now, well, boats as of yet. Thorgun the evil demon worshipper had commanded the keel laying of immense new warships but that megalomaniacal project had been scrapped as soon as Janna and Laura were back in control. Laura had flattened the former shipyard good and proper and with it much of the skilled labour. Anyone who started work early or went to the shipyard in hopes for a boat to escape with that day had been crushed. There was no telling how much skill and knowledge still stuck in between the pattern underneath her Chucks. It was missing now and one-legged Snorre told Janna as much.


“Don't know much about shipbuilding myself.” He shrugged pragmatically. “And have too few workers who know what they are doing. We're doing our best though.”


As well they had to. Fish was the very staple of Thorwal's food supply.


“Started net knotting this morning.” Snorre went on after rudely clearing his nose through his mouth and spitting. “Scrapped a few from crushed houses and made new ones too. Used barrels for buoys. We can have our three boats at sea if you want and put out fish traps along the sore. We've got wooden cages to catch crabs as well.”


He knew which kinds of ships there were, what they looked like and which of those were suitable for high sea fishing but was still too insecure to start keel laying yet. The boats they had built were rowing boats of questionable seaworthiness, but they would do to operate close to the shore.


“Very well.” She said. “I will clear the canal for you.”


“Just, uh...” He hopped a step closer on his wooden leg. “What shall we do with the catch? We can sell it to you raw, or else we can dry it. To salt it down or smoke it I don't have the resources, or the men. I'd have to build a smoke house or acquire large amounts of salt. We could boil seawater...”


“Give it to Hasgar, he will know what to do with it.” She said determinedly.


“And the pay?” The glimmer of gold was in his eyes. It was astounding that he'd dare press her on it, considering that she could end him with a twitch of her foot.


They had caught two barrels of fish with fishing rods in the harbour basin, attended loosely while they worked to produce more boats. Janna paid him a gold coin for each to bring them to Hasgar but decreed that Hasgar would pay for any further barrels of produce. Snorre would be paid for any ship completed. Thus, he would have twice the incentive to do so and all the more reason to put his labour to most effective use. Since she had already paid him for the barrels of fish, she decided that the three boats already completed would be his gift to her.


He made a sour face and Janna sensed that she had made a good deal.


She left him with a whispered threat: “If I catch you selling to anyone but Frenhild or Hasgar, I'll have you killed and put into Hasgar's stew. And then I'm going to eat it.”


Laura was occupied discussing a shortage of steel with her man for the subsistence economy and did not hear. She seemed to have decided that weapons should be molten down, or at least heated up and hammered into tools in a swords-into-ploughshares sort of effort. It was as much for reasons of pacifism as for necessity, but her tiny foreperson was vehemently opposed to the idea. A warrior society after all, the Thorwalsh were clinging to their steel.


Clearing out the canal was easy and quickly done, Janna just knelt and dug out the debris still left in there.


There wasn't much she could help housebuilding with, because it didn't require much of anything other than wood and labour. A wooden frame was erected first and the walls constructed out of wattle, woven sticks covered with mud to keep the weather outside. The roof could be anything like boards nailed together or just straw, weeds or reeds, secured against the wind in various ways. Stone foundations or even lower walls were a possibility, but it took longer to construct this way and so it was foregone as was any fancy carpentry. There were no inner walls. Livestock lived on one end of the house and a family or group of people in the other. There was a fireplace in the middle, made from stone, providing warmth and a place to cook food while the smoke escaped through a simple hole in the roof.


No houses had been completed since they started paying people and so no money changed hands. Faxe, the man in charge of the operation, was overweight to the point of obesity but so scared of Janna that he couldn't speak a word with her. She couldn't spot a shortage of tools or anything for now though and guessed that everything was fine.


Traversing the streets meant constant need for attention, much as though she was driving a car or a truck. By enlarge, the roads were wide enough for her, sometimes more than enough, and tiny people could see her from far enough to scurry out of her path. When she changed directions or turned, sometimes she had to wait, especially if there were animals, carts, wagons or large objects. But that was only the case in places of high activity. Some parts of the city were almost deserted, empty, desolate, smashed and half-smashed houses and empty streets. Thorwal had lost many of it's people.


Still, getting someone underfoot was tempting and would have been easy. All she had to do was put her foot down, take an extra step and boom, just like that they would be squashed, a flattened piece of goo in the imprint of her boot. But with the average person there was no telling whether they belonged to Laura or to her or to no one at all. Squashing one tiny person would be inconsequential but it would constitute a breach of the rules nonetheless. Also, confidence made the place run. The fact that nobody had been arbitrarily undone could not have escaped the little people.


Livestock was grazing on the hill over the cliffs again and an enclosure had been build on the ruins of the former Ottaskin to keep the pigs. To some degree, sows and piglets were now shitting right on top of Thorwal's former epicentre of power. There were similar enclosures all over the city but Laura's actions had left many in ill repair. She had not squished many animals at all though, presumably aiming her footfalls for people instead, and so the situation was not as bad as Janna might have expected. Thorwal had been able to feed more than nine thousand people, more than twelve thousand in winter. It's severely reduced population might yet prove to be it's salvation it seemed.


There were fields within the city walls as well but they had been harvested, plundered or trampled. If there was any success in farming to be had, it was outside the city walls.


“I know almost nothing about this.” Bearhild, the middle-aged, huge-chested woman in charge of farming informed Janna after their greeting. “I thought all planting was done in spring and harvesting in autumn.”


Her sweating workers were ploughing the ground with shovels and picks, giving the whole scene something of a labour camp. They had an actual plough and an ox to drag it, but it had been damaged and was undergoing repair by some clueless-looking people.


“We're planting things, that much I know.” She went on. “I have that Cyclops Isles thrall going to the smiths to get nails for our plough. He can tell you all about it.”


“When can we hope to harvest something?” Janna asked, crouching over the minuscule woman and her workers.


Though technically training to become a biologist, she wasn't particularly aware of the intricacies of agriculture. Bearhild dragged a mop of thick, brown hair behind her head and looked at the sky grimly.


“If this weather holds, who knows what's possible, but it wont.” She shrugged. “This is summer rearing it's head a last time before winter. Weather is going to get really ugly, really soon. Storms and rains first and ice and snow eventually. But I don't know. To tell you the truth, I am very ill-suited for this task you gave me.”


As Janna could see, the ground was not ideal for farming either. The boulders and rocks that were strewn all around could be found beneath the ground as well. For creating fields, the stones had been removed but they clearly still turned up when digging and ploughing. The fertility didn't compare to what she had seen in Nostria or even southern Thorwal.


“I saw livestock is looking good.” She tried to cheer the miserable woman up.


“Aye.” Bearhild replied. “We took the animals from where we could before you made us give them up again. All you see now is all we have. There are no house animals left. A few chickens perhaps. I can't say if we make it through the winter. The Ottaskin would have known but they're all dead or away. Us alone I'd say we could feed three times, but you two have some appetite.”


That was true of course. If the average person ate one and a half to two kilograms of food per day it meant that a ton of food could feed at least five hundred people. To Janna and Laura, a ton of food was less than a single mouthful, depending on what it was of course. Obviously, bread was more voluminous than heavy were as a block of bacon was the opposite. The maths was going slow in her head but she forced herself to it. If Thorwal could feed twelve thousand people at it's maximum capacity it would require twenty four metric tons of food per day.


She didn't know exactly how much food she needed at her size other than that about a hundred people got her nice and full. It was bewilderingly barbaric but the only way at hand to measure her food requirement. People.


If she supposed an average weight of sixty kilograms per person the maths wasn't too hard after all because it divided twenty four thousand quite easily. Four hundred, that was the answer. Suppose that a day had three meals à one hundred people it meant that she consumed three fourths of Thorwal's entire food supply per day when it was at it's best. Eighteen tons of food. The other way around, three hundred times sixty, got her the same result too and would have been easier to begin with, she reflected.


Eighteen tons of food was enough for at least nine thousand people per day, incidently the approximate former number of Thorwal's permanent inhabitants according to Furio's information. There was no way Thorwal was able to provide that kind of output at the moment and she hadn't even taken Laura into the equation yet. They were living off stores, but that much she had known from the beginning. How long this could go on was the next question.


The dynamics were hard to see through. Normally there would be a massive fishing operation that was now basically dead. There was farming and livestock, still more going on right now. And there would be trade from more fertile lands down south. For how much what accounted for was unknown to her. She should check the size of the stores, assess specifically how much food there was, but there was no doubt in her mind that their days in Thorwal were numbered and that that number was a lot smaller than their still relatively rich meals every day were suggesting.


There was one thing she could already asses about the size of the stores. They had to have been extensive in any case. Twelve thousand people during winter had to be fed, a time in which storms and some times even ice caused fishing and sea trade to almost come to a halt. If the city had to have enough food to make it through a month without trade or fishing, twenty four times thirty tons of food had to be either in store or walking around. Seven hundred twenty tons were a lot of food, but of course the actual number in the city right now was a lot less than that. But that meant...


“What are you thinking about?” Laura asked behind her. Janna hadn't even heard her approach.


She turned around: “I just figured out that we are starving this city to death.”


“Huh?” Laura looked perplexed. “I just checked on that. There's like tons and tons and tons, barely enough room to store it all.”


“Yeah, because you smashed most of the warehouses, little miss save-the-city.” She made a face. “And think about how much food you crushed. There's barely anything being produced, no ships come to trade...”


“But there's less people too.” Laura argued. “A lot less, you know, because...”


“Because you crushed and ate the rest or let them run away, yes.” Janna interrupted her. “Let's say they go half ration while we are here, so they eat about two tons of food per day.”


Laura's face screwed up cutely while she was contemplating that number: “That's not a lot, is it? Is it a lot?”


“No, actually.” Janna laughed. “But each of us eats eighteen tons of food in the same time. Enough for nine thousand of them. In four days here, we have consumed, uh, one hundred forty four tons of food together. You get the picture.”


“Kay...” Laura shrugged half-heartedly. “What does that mean?”


“It means they will starve.” Janna pointed out. “Soon. It means that by eating people we'd actually be doing them a favour. One less mouth to feed and sixty kilos of food saved.”


Laura clicked her tongue accusingly: “So that's what this is about! You just want to eat people. We're not doing that Janna, I like this place and I want it to survive.”


Janna wondered if Laura was aware she was doing was potentially much crueller than killing them outright. It was also the worst reply for her mission and she was glad that Furio did not understand what they were saying. The tiny mage was probably somewhere in the city but at Janna's and Laura's size most people could hear most of what they spoke most of the time. English was the only way to have some privacy.


“Then we have to figure out a way to feed them.”


“Okay.” Laura played the arrogant and poked her nose into the air. “As a matter of fact, I was just going to do that, why I wanted to speak with you.”


That didn't make any sense but Janna knew better than to argue: “How?”


Laura grinned: “Up this river there are villages. I was going to pay the first one a visit and take their food.”


“But then they are going to starve.”


“No they're not?” Laura smiled viciously. “I'm gonna kill them when I'm done taking their stuff.”


“But I thought we weren't killing anyone at the moment?!”


“In this city.” Laura nodded at Thorwal beside them. “I don't give a shit about any villagers. I was going to march them back here so we have more labourers but since you say we can't feed them I'm just gonna plough them under.”


Janna sighed: “And by the way you phrased that I can only assume that I'm not invited?”


“Yap, I'm going solo.” Laura said happily. “Someone has to look after the city while I'm gone. But no killing. I'm going to ask my confidants later. If I hear you squished or munched anyone you can say good bye to Furio.”


Janna didn't know what to say and Laura turned on her heel and went, whistling a happy tune. She did take the time to not step on two working people in her path though, took the Erlenmeyer flask from their sleeping bags and wandered off along the Bodir river.


It was terribly unfair, but Janna had only a tired shrug for that fact. Seeing Laura alive and energetic was such a good thing in and of itself that she wouldn't spoil it. Thorwal was spread out before her. It was about time to have lunch and she couldn't harm a single person lest Laura would kill Furio. Janna could protect him, surely, but killing the small man would only require a second of inattention on her part. She couldn't risk it.


“Giantess!” Some voice with a completely unfamiliar accent called her from below.


She looked. The speaker was diminutive, not only next to her foot that he stood much too close to and that could have run him over and crushed him if Janna moved, but to the Thorwalsh woman that eyed him expectingly as well. Thick, black curls covered a very round head on small shoulders and an even smaller frame. He had olive skin, revealing that he did not come from here if his stature had not been clue enough. Though tiny, he didn't look very afraid.


“We're planting spring onions, winter wheat, rye and barley, lettuce, spring cabbages and peas!”


“Oh, yes.” Janna mumbled. The exchange with Laura had almost let her forget that she was still in the middle of dealing with agriculture. That whole running the economy thing had sounded so exciting yesterday and started interesting as well, but it had since grown dull quickly.


'I am off waltzing through some village and crushing people while they scream and beg me for their lives while you are here to fix a city that has no chance of survival anyway.' She could almost hear Laura singing in her head.


“Earliest harvest is going to be in Phex!”


“Friskmoon, you mean!” Bearhild roared angrily, stomped over to the tiny guy and whacked him over the head with her hand.


Those terms were months, Janna knew. It made sense. Twelve gods, twelve months, one for each, convenient, and the Thorwalsh with different expressions for them because they didn't believe in the Twelve. The length of each month was likely to be comparable to earth too because of the size of the planet, the star it circled around, the distance to it and it's velocity.


“Phex!” The tiny guy repeated defiantly and earned a backhand slap as reward.


“How long is that?” Janna asked, mildly amused.


“Four to five months!” He replied when he recovered, rubbing his brown cheek with a tiny hand.


“So, spring.” Janna concluded with a sigh. “Just out of curiosity, what month is this?”


“Travia! Ough!”


“Battlemoon!” Bearhild punched him in the gut with all her might. She was more than a head taller than the tiny guy. He didn't stand a chance against her. He was bare-chested, which allowed Janna to see that he was barely more than skin and bone.


“That's many more months than I anticipated.” She said. “I thought we tried to get a yield as quick as possible?”


“It's too late for a second fall crop!” He replied, wincing. “We need to plant for spring and summer harvest now. Now is the time! The corn seeds especially, they need to be put in soft ground and get at least one good frost or they don't grow!”


“What could be planted for a last harvest before the winter?”


He looked at her terrified, this tiny, brown speck of a man: “We may have tried turnips in late summer, but it won't work now, it's a waste of good seeds!”


Janna had absolutely no intention of spending the winter here and neither could Laura have. Because of their enormous size, it took very long for any cold to seep into their bones and give them a chill, but frost temperatures, cold winds, rain and snow were not a wise risk to take in a T-shirt.


“Stop farming. It's useless.” She commanded Bearhild at a whim. “Do what you can to get the animals nice and fat. Feed the seeds to them, they are nutritious.”


“Aye!” Bearhild was most pleased with that order. It would mean a lot less work for her to be sure.


“You can't do this!” The tiny man objected in horror. “Field crops feed three times the men animals do!”


That fields could feed more people than animals could was obvious at the latest since hypocritical Hollywood scumbags told poor people that they should stop eating meat because it was destroying the environment on earth. They had been saying that for centuries, all the while living in such a fashion that if everyone copied their lifestyle all life would end within a day.


“You can't tell me what to do, you little worm.” Janna laughed in his face.


“But we will starve!” He pleaded.


They would starve either way. If they were lucky they'd become Janna's and Laura's snacks, playthings or doormats before that occurred. She imagined a square formation of several hundred people looking up to her in terror as she came to wipe her feet on them, crushing them into oblivion in the process. That would get her boots more messy than clean to be sure, but it would be empowering.


“How many fields does it take to feed a city of nine thousand?” She asked him with an expressly uncaring look on her face.


He returned her gaze, thinking for a moment. It was bewildering to see but it seemed as though he really attempted that calculation in his head. Janna remembered some botanic science lecture in which the professor had claimed a square kilometre of primitive agriculture to be able to feed twenty one people. A third of that, livestock, would mean seven. Hunting and gathering was a lot less than that, obviously, probably one or two people at the most. So, nine thousand divided by twenty one would be the number of square kilometres in floor space for agriculture to feed nine thousand people.


'Nope.' She thought and cut short his time to come up with an answer.


“A lot more than what I am seeing here, isn't it?”


Outside of Thorwal, fields stretched out not nearly long enough to make up what ever the absurdly high result of that calculation was.


“Farming is only a small pillar this city stands on!” He urged. “But it is necessary nonetheless!”


“Oh!” She sneered, mocking him with her eyes but regretted it a moment later. What he said was perfectly true and she had known it. She just wanted to be mean to him. She wanted to eat him, in truth, even though or perhaps precisely because he was so tiny. She wanted to squash his bony, little body with her tongue and devour him. That wouldn't do though. Not with all the labourers now standing idly and watching, having abandoned their picks and hoes.


At the same time there was something else too. He was nothing if not proud and stubborn to the point of foolishness but something about his iron perseverance made him admirable, again, even though or maybe because he was but a slave here.


Janna softened her tone: “And you know about these things?”


He gave Bearhild a weary look before speaking.


“I am but a simple farmer from the hills of Putras, growing wine, olives and wheat. I catch fish at the shores too and store them in olive oil with well-smelling herbs.”


He was nowhere near done speaking before the violent Thorwal behemoth dealt him another vicious blow to the gut: “You were, you mean, thrall!”


The poor little man collapsed to his knees, breathless: “But I am a scholar just as much. My people value thought and wisdom more than these northern brutes. Ow!”


Bearhild's fist slammed through his face from his right temple down to the left side of his jaw. He was on the ground, the Thorwalsh woman over him.


“Your boy-fucking excuse for a people are living in a past long gone, thrall!” She laughed viciously at him. It had something enchanting to see this huge, stupid woman make short work of the tiny nerd.


“My name is Alriksander Efferdopulos!” He roared hoarsely. “I am a free man of the Cyclops Isles!”


“You are enjoying a spoon of your own fish stew, slaveholder!” Bearhild kicked him in the ribs with her heavy boots.


After that, he was done, cowering like a frightened child on the ground, groaning in pain. Janna remembered that whole being-moral thing a little too late.


“Don't kill him.” She urged and the woman shot her a glance far more angry than she deserved.


“He deserves everything he gets!” She spat. “Had a whole village of serfs to his name, this one! Ask them if they were treated any better!”


The parallel to ancient Greece was uncanny, even though Janna knew far too little about it. Were Greek slaves treated badly? She couldn't tell. But she knew that the Greeks had been an early, highly advanced culture with many important thinkers. Perhaps this was a chance to converse with one. She imagined Plato trying to argue with some barbarian woman hell-bound on beating him up.


“That is a lie!” Tiny Alriksander grunted defiantly. “My people were well-fed and happy before you came and slaughtered them! And what for?!”


“Shut your mouth!” Bearhild roared at him.


“No, you shut up.” Janna determined. She was deeply enough involved in moral arguments with her self without needing to hear the quarrels of others. “You, little scholar, get up.”


Her mouth watered when she watched him move. Such a tiny little man, a snack, not nearly enough to sate her hunger, huge, evil predator that she was. Perhaps she should eat Bearhild as a punishment for beating him up, but she didn't look or feel any near as helpless as Alriksander and that wouldn't make it as good even though the Thorwalsh woman could no more defend herself. Janna yearned for the power rush of people begging her not to make them her food and her mouth wasn't the only part of her salivating at that thought either. She couldn't act on any of it, while Laura was off having exactly the kind of fun Janna was craving.


“So.” She struggled to get her thoughts in line again. “Tell me, how do we feed the city?”


He looked downtrodden: “I do not know about the state of the stores. But if they do not suffice until anything has grown, supply has to come from elsewhere. Two days past a trader was spotted on the southern horizon but they turned on their heels as soon as they saw you. Land trade with the villages is dead as well, as well as river trade with neighbouring kingdoms.”


Janna hadn't heard about that trading ship but the rest was no news to her.


“I know all that.” She told him impatiently. This was all very unfulfilling. Not only was she undetermined about eating or not eating him, but she felt exactly the same way about Thorwal and it's longevity. She wasn't sure how much she actually cared about solving any of it's problems and it occurred to her that she was just doing it in order to do anything at all.


And even while Janna tried to approach the issue with her mind, Laura was probably doing a much better job at solving it and having a lot of fun in the process. That was it, though. That was the solution. If Laura could ask Furio for the location of a village then so could Janna. There were more settlements up the Bodir and no doubt still more up the northern road as well, all around the gulf of Prem. And at some point, all the villages in reach would be gone and food would become a problem as it had at the Spaceship before. And Thorwal would still starve to death then, even if Laura decided not to smash it to bits before they left.


“No need.” She snubbed Alrisksander just as he was opening his mouth. “Feed the seeds to the animals. No planting. Soon as anything grows, feed it to the animals as well.”


“And don't kill him.” She added to Bearhild. Perhaps she'd feel a bit gentler later and in want of an interesting conversation. Thorwalsh were simply too dull and monotonous in that regard. For now she was fed up with the place though. But she'd stay, stay until Laura was back and then talk to Furio and go kill something. That was something she could look forward to. For now she'd pay for her lunch as agreed upon. Hopefully Hasgar had prepared a big bunch of his stew.


When she rose and turned to go to the market where the feeding was usually celebrated, her eyes glanced over the horizon across the endless blue waters of the sea. And just in time. Sails! Not just one or two either. There was a whole host of them. No, a fleet, she thought. Thorwal longships rowed hard even though their sails were blown up to the full. Janna was so dumbstruck that she just stood and stared for a moment, asking herself if Olaf might have arrived.


It made no matter. Killing-time came earlier than anticipated and she was not going to wait for them to land or perhaps think the better of their attack, if this was one. She was already out of her boots when Furio came sprinting and shouting at her. He had developed a bit of a belly here, she saw, hanging over his belt ever so slightly, swinging.


“Janna!” He shouted. “Ships from the south!”


“I can see...” She said before she broke off. “South?!”


The ships she saw came from the east, due east if not a tad more northern than that. But indeed, when she looked south she found another fleet, this one even larger. Where the eastern one was composed of longships only, the southern one was distinctly more diverse, showing galley-type ships and others without oars but high superstructures, stern-castles and large, round bellies.


Olaf the Terrible was here and replaced what he had lost in longships with galleys and cogs, hulks and carracks and what not, taken as prizes on the sea.


“There are others from the east as well!” There was no need to shout at the poor, tiny man but Janna was just too excited.


“Prem!” Furio called back, warning. “It is quite a coincidence that they are arriving together!”


Admittedly, that was true, though Janna thought it a lucky circumstance more than anything else. There was going to be a battle and it was going to be exciting. Her boots, socks, shirt and pants went flying carelessly onto the cliffs. She was going to win this thing in her underwear, and swimming, which was a new one. Her foot landed on the cliffs with too much force and smashed the bedrock to pebbles. She didn't let it slow her down.


Her feet crashed into the water like bombs. It was a bit colder than the river, but not unpleasant in this weather at all. The cold water tingled on her skin but as she already knew it took a long time to seep through and start to cool her body down. To her surprise though, it wasn't as deep as where the river entered the sea. Where the water flowed it could push mud and ultimately even rocks with it, digging a trench for itself. Where it didn't flow, the ground was muddy, slick, with crude, sharp rocks inside. Janna's skin was tougher than that though. She was no earthen college girl who scraped her feet bloody at a misstep on a beach visit any more. She was a terrible giantess and a sea monster about to commence a battle against two fleets at once.


The ground made a sharp downturn just behind the rocky beach but only fell flatly afterwards. It was kind of awkward because she had anticipated to plunge in and swim a few strokes. This way, she went down and then back up and had to wade for a while before it was anywhere deep enough to swim.


While wading she gave her adversaries a closer inspection from afar. From the east, more than two dozen ships were approaching. Snorre, the pragmatic but not perfectly suited shipbuilder, had given Janna a brief overview of Thorwalsh types. Knorres and Vidsandrs were Thorwalsh trading ships, along with tiny Snekkars which were also the most common high-sea fishing boat. Ottas were for war and were indeed the ships Janna was looking at right now. There were three types, Skeidhs, which were smaller and quicker and Drakkars, which were larger and more robust. All of the afore mentioned had a single mast. The last type, the Wind Drakkar, had three. It was huge and there was only one in the Thorwalsh fleet right now, approaching from the south. It was Jarl Olaf's own flagship.


At last, Janna was able to start swimming. It felt good. She swam in full strokes towards the eastern fleet out of Prem. The city was on the opposite side of the gulf that was named for it, and no doubt word of Thorwal's demise had reached the Hetman or Hetwoman there and a fleet at been assembled in order to combat the threat. Their ships were well manned and they were coming on fast, while the southern fleet was still out a bit further.


Janna wondered if Olaf had gone to Prem first and ordered them to attack in conjunction with him. It sounded unlikely for a headstrong Thorwaler, but then again, Olaf was said to be a cunning son of a bitch. It didn't matter though. Ottas could be used for fishing no doubt. Laura would be pleased to see that Janna had captured ships for that purpose. The Premer ones would not carry much in terms of supplies, but the southern fleet would carry a lot of plunder, perhaps even Horasian foodstuffs, gained by raiding Scalia's supply lines.


Janna found her legs to be exceptionally fit. She was in good form, no doubt from walking for days prior to arriving at Thorwal. Her concussion was good as well, the dull pain receded. Her belly was empty, but that was a thing easy to remedy when confronted with an army of tiny, tasty men and women. In spite of fully expecting to be superior to her attackers in every respect, she still felt her heartbeat quicken. There were a lot of ships and even more fierce-looking warriors.


“Arrow ships front! Fire arrows!” She heard a deep-voiced woman command when the eastern ships were mere three meters away from her.


Janna dove her head into the water to wet her hair. It wouldn't do to fight with a burning head.


“War arrows!” She heard when she came back up, hair drenched.


Ships with axe-, spear- and swordsmen diverted their course expertly to make may for Skeidhs with bowmen in the rear. The flurry of arrows greeted her immediately. It was like getting hit by a swarm of mosquitoes.


“Aim for the eyes!”


That was a smart move, Janna had to admit, as much as the arrows failed to really hurt her. They were far too weak to penetrate her eyeballs and the arrows that stuck she could simply blink away. Nonetheless there was a discomforting sting with every hitting projectile for which she had to blink in order to make it go away. There were so many arrows that they were in fact rendering her near blind.


Janna had a few tricks up her own sleeve though. She wouldn't be a proper sea monster if she hadn't. She took two quick strokes with closed eyes and dove beneath the surface of the water. The salt stung when she opened her eyes again, but not as much as the arrows. The ships' shapes were blurred yet easily identifiable especially because of the moving oars crashing in and out of the water.


She reached up for one of the, to her, thirty plus centimetre long arrow Skeidhs. Her fingers wrapped around the railing. There were three distinct stings on her fingers, no doubt side arms being thrust into her skin. She wouldn't let it bother her and pulled.


The bow turned sideways but she was easily able to drag the vessel under. Armour-less bowmen were left swimming on the waves, their frantic feet kicking water. Some boots were lost and came drifting down almost softly, along with a man in scale armour and helmet, desperately fighting to slip out of the death-bringing steel that weighed him down. In his panic, the man had not even thought to drop his sword.


Janna opened her mouth and caught him before pushing the water out of her mouth. There was a sharp pain when he stuck his blade into her gums and she angrily transferred him to her molars and ground him to paste between them. It felt a little like chewing raw minced meat wrapped in tin foil and it was not wise to swallow any of it so she spat him out, leaving a tiny cloud of crimson and drifting pieces of flesh.


She pulled down three more ships in the same fashion, but chose to ignore any fool in armour on their way to their watery grave. One of them came aiming straight for her face with iron determination but it only took a wave of her hand to push him away and forget him.


By then, so many people were afloat that it was hard to pick a spot to come back up again. Janna chose an area were people were thickest, breaking the surface with an open mouth. She imagined minnows being hard to catch with ones mouth because they were so quick. These swimming Thorwalsh were nothing of the sort. They could swim well because their culture was deeply in bounds with water and the sea but they lacked that sudden, awesome agility of fish. They were more like krill.


In that regard, Janna felt positively like a whale when she pushed herself up. People were caught in her mouth and travelled up with her, the rest pushed aside or bouncing off her breasts. The waves she made rocked the boats hard and interrupted the effort to get the suppressive fire going again. One Otta even toppled over.


Her legs worked hard to keep her head as high above the water as possible. That was the thing that separated a sea battle from one fought on land. The water. As obvious as that was, it changed the whole deal quite a bit. For one thing, Janna's face was a lot closer to her enemies than she was used to. Also, she was swimming, slower, more cumbersome, but so were the ships. And once a man was overboard, he became almost useless in terms of fighting. Some tried to swim to her body and attack her as soon as the water was reasonably still again, but their blows could do nothing to hurt her. In turn, Janna couldn't rise and stomp and stomp and stomp foes into oblivion as she was used to. Crushing them with hands didn't have the same appeal and eating them took time.


Water splashed down her chin and onto the top of her bosom that was still more than half submerged. Her mouth was squirming with people. They were eight if she counted right, but it was hard to tell without seeing. None of them wore any armour. She grinned at their comrades below her, desperately trying to put up anything resembling a fight. Then she chewed, mouth open, letting the screams and squelching resonate. Try as they might, they were so tiny and helpless these little people. The pleasant taste of them filled her mouth, saltier than ever before. One person's belly burst between her teeth and a spray of blood came up, guts and gore trickling down Janna's chin.


“Arrows!” The woman screamed again. Her voice was already full of desperation even though Janna had only killed a handful so far. There were thousands all together on their ships, and the other fleet hadn't even arrived yet. Janna could see the woman standing at midship of a Drakkar with a hull engraved with runes and some monster's head for a bow. The wind blew around her curly blonde hair. She had a shield on her left arm and a crude axe in the other along with a piece of rigging she used to steady herself against the swell. Janna would be damned if this wasn't the hetwoman of Prem or at least some relative of hers.


“Out of ideas already?” She grinned, blinking and turning her head against the incoming fire.


The hetwoman's face hardened: “Attack!”


The ships had used the momentum of wind and oars to move past Janna, placing themselves in between her and the city. The sails had been reefed now and the oars were in the air before they were put to use again. Three hard strokes and the bows of the ships were coming in, men and women with axes already sitting ready to jump. They meant to board her like a ship, Janna realized amused.


It took some sangfroid on her part, but she stayed put and let them. With the melee-ships out of the way, undoing the marksmen was a cakewalk. Janna reached beneath the incoming ships, grabbed each of the three others by the rail and pulled them under with two fingers alone. It was like playing with grandpa's precious wooden models in an oversized swimming pool, though these were slightly larger, infinitely more detailed and, not to mention, manned.


It was hard to tell, but what the melee ships did may actually have been construed as a ramming manoeuvre. What ever it was, their bows bumped into her, rocking their crews instead of her before the fighters scrambled.


“Raaah!” They screamed courage into each other as they tried to attack. Those who sought their luck at Janna's shoulders and back were ineffectual, sliding off and plunging into the water. But Janna's breasts, pride and joy that they were to her, were small, little eremite islands to them only missing the iconic palm tree on top.


What they did there hurt her though. Her breasts' skin and flesh were soft and their crude weapons were rammed and hammered in with vicious hatred, all the strength of Thorwal's seamen's arms. She bit her lip against the pain and shook her bosom. Just a small, insignificant movement to her, a huge deal for the tiny people. The waves she made pushed the ships away from her again. The people on her tits that had been attacking her a moment ago lost their feet and several slid off and fell into the water. They fell in between her breasts as well and so Janna grabbed both of them with her hands and squeezed them together.


It wasn't easy, but when she pushed really hard she felt a few familiar pops on her soft flesh and red trails of blood snaked out slowly. She let go and flicked anyone still on her between her mounds of flesh before they could resume stabbing and hacking at her again.


“No, please!” One of the proud, fearsome warriors begged before her tits compacted them like tin cans. It was great. She reached into the water, grabbed a handful of dripping people, filled her mouth and chewed. There was more begging before her teeth chomped down and that was even better.


There were so many people around, she saw. The hetwoman saw it too and screamed at the men and women to swim and fight her. Janna reached beneath the large, ornamented Drakkar and lifted it out of the water. Everyone aboard lost their footing at once. This ship was heavy, forty centimetres long with sturdy wooden shields all along the railing. Janna couldn't lift it as high as she might have wished but it was still good enough for her purpose.


Her tongue licking her lips was the sight that greeted the Thorwalers when she lifted it to her face. Janna tilted the ship and poured. There were more people than she could hope to catch with her mouth but she made sure to get the hetwoman for certain. She plummeted in like the rest that didn't fall past or bounced off Janna's face. There were a few foreign objects as well, weapons, shields, buckets perhaps, or helmets and what ever one carried aboard a ship such as this on a short voyage.


Her mouth was full to bursting now and she wasted no time to start chewing. Thorwalsh were probably not considered tender per se, but Janna's jaws pulped everything and everyone with indifference. She wondered what that hetwoman might have thought when she knew she was being eaten. It must have been humiliating. Humans were predators to some extend, vegans and vegetarians excluded. To be turned into someone else's meal like that was to be on par with some animal, or perhaps even a plant.


She gathered another healthy handful of people from the water and introduced them to the experience. Still there were others trying to fight her, still gaining no more success than scratching or poking her a little. She let her face drop to water level and gathered people as she swam like a giant pool cleaner before pushing the water out and chewing them as well. Swallowing them whole was tempting but Janna didn't like the idea of armed men in her belly. But then again, they would be fighting an impossible battle against her digestive system, bereft of air and in complete darkness.


Floating archers were a welcome target. They had let go of their bows and arrows and most of their side arms as well so as to float better for what ever purpose they might imagine help them in their predicament. Janna sucked them from the water one by one and swallowed. They went down easy, wet as they were, and struggled nicely on their way down. Spared the agonizing prospect of being chewed alive they would instead be digested, or else suffocate unless they managed to stay afloat in an air pocket.


Lack of threats made Janna playful.


“Mhh, you look tasty. Afraid to get eaten? Would you like to be chewed or swallowed whole?” Were just a few of the lazy taunts she used to mock her individual victims before devouring them. She crushed people with her tongue again too, or sucked until they dissolved in her mouth. She had really expected this great fleet to put up more of a fight.


People were swimming away from her as fast as they could now, but they were much too slow for her. The remaining ships tried to pick up swimmers, one made away on oars against the wind, some just floated with few or no men left aboard. Janna laughed and splashed water at one of the lingering Skeidhs with both hands, sending a wave of wet and people against it. It was hit full on, pitching and tossing dangerously, going half under before re-emerging. She splashed again and it went keel up, mast breaking.


Two other vessels Janna grabbed at midships, lifted them and crushed their hulls to splinters in her grasp, many people with them.


“Is this all you have?” She laughed and turned towards the south. The rush of killing and devouring people had almost made her forget that there were more pathetic playthings coming if they had not already arrived or else turned around when they had seen how their comrades were doing.


She was confronted with a giant, grotesque, wooden monster, a dragon or a sea snake or something like that. It was fast, impossibly close and slammed straight into her head with a knock.


“Ow!” She screamed. That one had really hurt and she had just gotten over her concussion. The ship that the wooden monster belonged to was much larger than the others but it had only seemed huge because it had been so close when it suddenly appeared.


“Ram her again! Row back!” A cruel, precise voice on deck commanded. “Row forward!”


“Uh!” The oarsmen exclaimed.


“Ow!” Janna made again when the ship knocked into her head a second time.


“Row back! Double time!” The voice yelled.


Only now did Janna realize that she was dealing with Olaf and his Wind Drakkar. They made no attempt to ram her again but retreated instead. If this little Jarl thought that he could undo Janna by ramming his pathetic seventy five centimetre ship into her head then he was mistaken, three masts or no, Janna thought angrily.


“Fire arrows!” Came the command from deck and Janna received sporadic hits by burning projectiles immediately. They hurt her eyes a little more when they hit, hissing, irritating. Response time was extraordinarily fast on that vessel, that much was certain. It seemed almost as if it had been rehearsed.


Janna fumed and swam after them. Due to it's size, the Wind Drakkar was more cumbersome than other ships but could actually achieve higher speeds in the end due to it's larger sails and larger count of oars all the while maintaining the low drag and drought of a longship. It was astoundingly fast very quickly, and Janna could hear the oarsmen groan with every pull.


“Put some back into it, you maggots!”


Olaf was at astern, looking at her, one foot on the railing. He was a frightening sight if Janna ever saw one. He wore black boots, red and white striped britches and a studded leather vest with many belts of weapons on his person. A filthy, grey fur cloak was wrapped around his shoulders and an iron half-helm on his head, rings around each eye and only black behind them. His hands were black too somehow, she saw. He must have dyed them, perhaps with coal dust and fat or something like that. It was in his hair as well, dirty blond and filthy, streaming out from under his helm so much that it was impossible to tell where hair ended and hideously long beard began.


It was only natural for the civilized Horasians to fear such a man.


“Alchemist piss!” He swore when she began to close in.


'Or was it a command?' Janna pondered. He stepped aside to make way for barrels the content of which was dumped into her path as she followed them.


“Faster, come on!”


The smell was just repugnant, something between a freshly tarred road, a chemical plant and actual gasoline. The substance's colours were many and unnatural as well, black, yellow, neon green, metallic purple and rainbow coloured in places. She stopped just before she would have swum right into the mess. Her heart skipped a beat when she realized that it must be a combustible. The fire arrows had stopped.


“Haha!” Olaf emerged back at the stern of his ship with a bow and burning arrow in hand.


He didn't hold the string for longer than the blink of an eye and the sea exploded before Janna's eyes. Panic gripped her and she paddled backwards, away from the drifting carped of vicious fire. The smoke was thick and stinging but luckily blowing towards the shore.


“Fire!” Olaf roared with his terrible voice. “Give me fire! More fire! Fire!”


Janna was unclear about who he had been shouting to before the rest of his fleet emerged all around her, seemingly out of nothing. They circled her, going as fast as oars and sails allowed. Meanwhile, men were standing on the rails, holding onto rigging and exposing their manhoods and bungholes at her. It all happened so quickly, she had no time to react. And then she saw that all the ships were burning.


“Take a bite of this! Hahaha!” Someone shouted at her through the smoke.


It was thick and repulsive, everywhere all at once. Janna was choking on it and had trouble keeping her eyes open. Where was the shore? Where was Thorwal? She had turned so much in her panic that she couldn't tell any more. Worst of all, she couldn't even tell any more where that huge fire was. Arrows still came flying from some of the ships, ill-aimed, but bothersome nonetheless. The Thorwalsh were burning tallow, meat, fish, oil, human hair and who knew what else. She started coughing uncontrollably and nearly went under because of it.


Between two wads of smoke she saw a big, fat-bellied one-master crossing before her, two stinking fires aboard at bow and stern castle. The gap was closing.


“How do you like this?!” A sailor laughed before the ship vanished.


Janna took a breath of the relatively clean air while she still could, and dove down. Looking up, she saw only black and blue patches, and the fire carpet, burning and spreading horribly. She couldn't see the land from where she was, but at least she could make out the ships circling above her.


Each ship produced smoke, she reasoned, which was an exceedingly clever move. Had Janna been stupid enough to swim into the fire, she might have died or been gravely injured before losing her orientation in the smog and drowning. But with every fewer ship there would be fewer fires and lesser smoke in turn.


She swam, two strokes before she was under the circle. A comparatively tiny ship was her first victim and she could almost wrap her hand half the way around it. They had anticipated this and viciously started hacking at her fingers with all they had. She withdrew her hand but went for the ship again, crushing it in her grasp.


Some Otta was right next to it and she ripped off it's tail to let it sink. Already the circle was dissolving, but in orderly fashion, all ships sheering off at once. Three more Janna could get a hold off before her air ran out and she had to resurface.


Her lungs screamed at the stinking, foul stuff she inhaled when she came out of the water, but she forced herself from coughing and went down again. Now her muscles screamed as well, unwilling to perform the powerful strokes she took. Already, her legs started cramping, white muscle cells running out of means to produce anaerobically and red muscle cells deprived of oxygen for aerobic ATP production. If she had taken better care in class perhaps the knowledge of biology could have helped her out of this mess. But it was too late for that now.


Furious, Janna reached her arm above the water and brought it down to smash a fleeing Skeidh in two. A big, large-drought, box-shaped hulk of a ship she grabbed with both hands from beneath and pulled it under. Olaf's ships were poorly manned though. He used the vessels as weapons rather than having them be mere transports to deliver a blow. She could not spot his ship anywhere.


She resurfaced again and this time she got to breathe normally at last. Her heart was still pounding like mad but her cramps got better enough so that she didn't have to clench her teeth any more. It was hard to fathom in the moment, but somewhere in her mind she was gravely aware that she had just narrowly escaped the jaws of death. Shore and safety was in sight and she made over there quickly, pushing over another attacking Skeidh in her path.


The smoke to her right was dying away with the fires on the water and aboard the ships and more and more vessels emerged with sailors expecting to see the fruit of their labour. It had been a cunning plan and almost worked. Janna had ought not to underestimate this guy. The complete ineffectiveness of the Premer fleet had lured her into a false sense of supremacy as well.


“Oh no! Urgh!” She struggled to keep herself above the water as soon as her feet touched the slimy ground again. She paddled with her arms, face half in and out of the sea, all the while slowly hopping towards even shallower ground.


A horn was blown amidst the fading smoke.


“All hands to the oars!”


“Yaaaa!”


The ships that sported oars were faster to move, but the others blew out their sails and followed quickly. The wind was blowing land inwards as it did on most days here. It was perfect for them.


“No, please!” Janna screamed and struggled. She hopped faster, all he while maintaining her ruse. A little longer in the deep water and smoke and it might not have been one at all. Had her cramps gotten any worse she would have had to paddle to land with only her hands and not unlikely would have drowned in the process.


“For Swafnir! Double time!”


“Uhh!”


Olaf's Wind Drakkar emerged from a cloud of smoke, dirty black sails hoisted on every one of her three huge masts, all oars pulling and pulling and pulling.


“Help!” Janna shouted with a mouth half filled with water. Soon she was in such shallow waters that it became difficult not to let her face poke out too much. She exhaled and let herself sink onto her behind, watching with only the top of her head sticking out as a beacon for her attackers to aim at. She recognized the black hull of the Wind Drakkar when it came into view, sprinting at her at ramming velocity.


It was time. Janna put her feet on the ground, angled her knees and pushed herself upwards. She was glad not to miss Olaf's face when she appeared above him, splashing water, her face fifty meters high in the air. His beard made it impossible to see his mouth but he could do nothing but stare at her for a second before the ship bumped ineffectually into her crotch, causing every one on deck to lose their footing.


Olaf the Terrible fell into a bundle of hempen ropes but stuck his ugly head out again a moment later, shouting: “Row back!”


Janna grinned viciously and and raised her fist. She could have smashed him to bits right there and well she should have. There was no telling what the tiny Viking king still had up his sleeve. She sensed that he was at a wits end however, and decided hat it be a bigger statement to crush him with more fanfare. Moreover, the Wind Drakkar was an impressive ship at more than seventy centimetres long. She couldn't let it slip away before considering if it hadn't a different purpose still, a nice prize perhaps to gift to the Horasians.


The masts broke easily in her grasp and the rigging snapped one rope at a time when she pulled off the sails and discarded them behind her. The oars could not pull against her might. When she dragged her hands along each side, they snapped in their row holes like the tiny twigs that they were. Five men per rowing bench was no doubt a mighty count, but the fearsome warriors at sea were pushed off and tumbled around the deck as a result of her actions.


“Swafnir is great!” Olaf's shout rang in panic, whatever it meant.


Not even fire arrows were being shot any more. The other ships, as they arrived to attack, were smashed to splinters beneath Janna's fists, but soon the followers turned away, breaking off and fleeing. Janna was about to follow them after destroying the last ship, but there was something off about it.


Crewed scarcely, rigging hanging loose in places, holes in it's sail, the cog was moving slowly. It's waterline was lower than on any of the other ships, indicating either a hull breach or a belly full of goods. It's deck, as Janna saw, was stacked with heavy, iron banded casks. She shuddered when she spied a deathly determined man with a torch on the stern castle.


Her mind was racing quickly. She saw men on the Wind Drakkar looking at the cog, spitting over their shoulders and abandoning ship for good, trying to swim away as fast they could. It as still far enough away yet. In lack of anything else, Janna grabbed a half-smashed dromon and hurled it at the cog with both hands.


She turned her back not one moment to soon. The explosion rocked the water, rocked her and made her ears ring shrilly. Sharp pains made her scream as wooden splinters shot into the skin and flesh of her back and shoulders and a rain of water and that foul burning substance came down on her. She was a warrior now, she knew, shedding her blood for Horas' cause. She let herself fall in the water and scrubbed the substance off her skin as fast as she could.


When she turned again the Wind Drakkar was sinking, her stern ripped to pieces and she was burning were the combustible had hit. The cog was splinters in the water and a cloud of smoke and fire. The sea was stirred still even now. Many off the Wind Drakkar and the ships Janna had smashed had not survived and were drifting about, face down. The salt water stung in her wounds but it was just splinters after all. The fires on her hadn't burned long enough to her harm.


Olaf stood at bow of his sinking flagship, looking up at her. His helmet was gone, down in his hand, and his skin black as soot which made the white of his eyes shine bright and mad and beaten.


“Titanic wench!” He spat, flinging his helmet aside. He went to one knee, spreading empty hands from long, thick arms. “You beat me!”


Janna was a tad too shaken to reply something cocky. Ears still ringing, her head turned towards the city. All along the piers the Thorwalsh were standing, witnessing their ultimate defeat at her hands. Perhaps some of them had hoped that Olaf or Prem might come to relieve them. Both these hopes were now shattered much as the hulls of most of the ships.


She had her audience now, able to crush the hetman of hetmen for all of them to see.


“Damn you!” He growled. “My fleet! My city!”


“Your god.” Janna added, her wits finally about. “Don't forget we crushed your stupid whale god.”


He looked at her with uncertainty, wavering, before hate filled his eyes again.


“Damn Horas!” He spat a mouthful of bloody phlegm onto the deck of his ship. The explosion had injured him too. “Oh, don't look surprised! I know whose work this is!”


Janna contemplated her options. He was done, at last, all his aces played. Without a doubt he was the most cunning foe she had ever faced so far. Her back could attest to that. She would have to have Thorwalsh pull out the splinters for her later. As for Olaf, she could crush him or eat him now. No, not eat him, she thought. The man was filthy with whatever it was he blackened his hide with. Or she could keep him alive. Perhaps she could make him accept the twelve. Perhaps she could make him loose the bond with Gareth and have him become a leal servant to the Horasians. With Swafnir gone they had no cause to grieve the practise of whale hunting any longer. If anyone, Janna had cause to be aggrieved with that practise, knowing where it led. Somewhere in her the thought emerged that perhaps she had taken the wrong side.


The Thorwalsh were freedom-loving, wild, hard-drinking characters. They accepted the strong and their dominion over the weak and they did not seem to waste too many calories overthinking consequences. But then again, they kept slaves themselves in the form of thralls and wailed and moaned when they were overtaken by someone stronger. They were hypocrites, and worse yet backwards, ignorant and superstitious. In Janna's eyes, theirs was not a culture worth keeping.


“Go on! Kill me!” Olaf snarled. “I can see the spite in your eyes!”


She was spiteful indeed, Janna reflected, but when she questioned herself about it it was more because she had grown sick of Thorwal by now, the city especially. She wanted to go somewhere else. Somewhere new would be best. Somewhere more civilized. But to do so would require Laura's consent.


Water splashed around tiny Olaf's boots. His ship was going under. Warriors were swimming away, or trying to, much too slow. The ships were quicker. Janna wanted to catch a few small, manoeuvrable and most importantly intact ones for her fishing fleet. Or did she?


Outperforming Laura in small-scale economics had been a fun but ultimately petty idea. If Thorwal turned into a starving slum, they would have no other choice but to move on. No doubt, Laura would be so disappointed in the end that she would put the city under foot gladly. All Janna had to do was make sure Furio was save when that happened, lest Laura trample him with all the rest.


She would have gladly swum to shore, climb out of the water and reduce Thorwal to kindling. She didn't because of Laura. Why did Laura get to call the shots all of a sudden? Who knew. Perhaps because she was better looking and undoubtedly the girl in that completely queer, lesbian relationship they had.


Janna's plan was complete. The mighty, beaten hetman of hetmen was quite astounded when she snatched him off the deck, not unkindly, and placed him on her shoulder by the strap of her bra where he could hold on. Then she went after the fleeing ships. Sails and rows served them well in the water and it was quite a sport running them down. In the end, three escaped, small, quick ones. The rest Janna broke or pulled beneath the water, man and mouse, bar one.


It had been a trading ship, though having half-hearted bow and stern castles to muster. The long two-master with it's wide belly was exactly what she needed. Just as she had done for Olaf, she treated the floating sailors she encountered with kindness. She could have eaten them, drowned them or crushed them in between her fingers. But she saved them, fishing them out of the cold wet and putting them on her vessel. Sometimes she'd let them climb onto her hand before she did it.


None of them ceased to be amazed by her actions afterwards, and none more so than Olaf who held on to her bra strap dutifully but couldn't find any words to describe what he was seeing. He didn't know her real intentions. He couldn't have.


When Janna's legs were cold and cramping too badly and there were only singular stragglers left she returned to shore. The complete and utter bedazzlement aboard the ship did not escape her.


“Olaf has convinced her to throw in with us!” Some argued, already dreaming of the victories they might win with her by their side.


Others were more sceptical, insisting that Janna intended for them to be her food supply. Both were wrong. Tired and exhausted, Janna pushed the puny ship before her towards what Furio's fight with the demon-worshipper had left of Thorwal's piers. The people parted to make room for her. They knew what her feet could do.


“Olaf!” Someone shouted from below. It was hollow and vain. No one else dared speak.


Janna didn't require an executioner to do her killing. She placed the hetman of hetmen, menace to Horasians on the paved ground and stomped him flat so hard that the ground was shaking. It had been long since she had killed with her bare feet and it felt good to do it again. It had something fresh to it.


“Your Jarl is mush.” She announced towards everyone. “Put a gangway to the hulk and let his men off. Do not mingle with them or it will be bad for you.”


All in silence, the people obeyed, even the saved crew cooperated, throwing lines to tow the ship fast. When they were arranged in a large bulk before her she was amazed at how many they were.


“Here is your choice.” She addressed them, crouching and wringing water from her hair as if she didn't give a damn about the outcome of this. “Thorwal belongs to us now. You can live and be a part of it and go over here.”


She pointed to the left.


“Or,” She pointed to the right, “you can die beneath my feet like your Jarl did.”


Laura had forbidden her to kill city folk but these were outsiders, reasonably enough. Janna could do with them as she pleased.


A few made their choice at once, going left. More followed after some consideration. A very small number put on masks for faces and went to the right, swollen breasts as befit the martyrs they thought themselves. It was a terrible choice, for any sane person anyway.


“We will feast forever in Swafnir's halls beneath the sea!” One of the would-be martyrs spat at her.


Of course. They hadn't heard of the figurative killing of their god in form of the albino whale. Olaf had been surprised as well but likely found no reason why Janna should lie to him. His crew was made up of less wittier men and women however.


More and more went to the right, proud and stubborn. Warriors who had already chosen the left and life re-thought their position and went to the right as well. Janna called forth Bearhild to recount the story of how Laura had killed the white whale in front of them. That sent many back towards the middle and to the left except for a hard-core minority that just wouldn't believe it. A debate broke out, curses, slurs, none of which Janna had a mind to entertain. The middle of undecided people was fullest still.


All things considered, it was remarkable how well Olaf's former fighters took the whole deal, especially those on the right. They were looking death in the eye almost with a shrug.


“Your time is running out.” Janna said rising over them to her towering, menacing height. “I will crush anyone in the middle and on the right. Then the city will feast. We will eat and drink until we cannot stand any longer and tomorrow we will continue to rebuild a new, better and mightier Thorwal.”


She spied Furio in his simple clothes, crouching by her footprint with Olaf's remains. Beside him was a young, thin man, not a Thorwaller. They were drawing on a piece of parchment together, a sketch to better spread the news of Olaf's death and eternalise the moment for the books of history. The lad was clearly helping the mage, holding the coal and drawing according to his instructions.


Janna wondered what Furio thought of her plan, if he could see through it. In total she had saved close to a thousand, she judged. Her life vessel had been packed quite full with those she fished out of the water and many of them must have moved below decks to make room. She had spent a disproportionate amount of time saving people too.


Before her, the middle cleared with a huge rush towards the left. Perhaps it had been the promise of a feast that moved them.


“You fools!” A martyr berated them from the right. “You choose one day's feast over eternity?!”


A shield maid in the process of going over to the left was quicker to reply than Janna. She turned and said: “We are choosing life over death for a dead god!”


Three more hurried over from the right at that, and Janna had enough of the game. Her toes wriggled with anticipation. She arched her foot and stepped down into the right mob of people. There were a hundred perhaps, a number she would have considered many once. But how many had there been at Ludwig's keep, how many at that tower where she met the Horasians, how many in the villages she had trampled into the dirt. This would be a short pastime massacre by comparison.


She scrunched her toes feeling the bodies in between. Next her sole came down, flattening people as if they were made of wet mud. There were some second thoughts then and some re-consideration but it was too late. Janna's left foot followed into the carnage, coming down on those that meant to make over to the living side. She dragged her toes through them, picked them and crushed them in between. Soon her digits were smeared with blood and guts, warm since her toes were still frosty from the sea. It took her less than half a minute to reduce the rough hundred to smears but she let no harm befall the others during or afterwards. The considerably larger group backed away from the carnage nonetheless.


Once it was done, Janna lifted the ship out of the harbour, placed it on the site of the execution and trampled it to broken splinters beneath her soles. Furio looked up at her, she saw, giving her a solemn, silent salute.


“Feast!” Janna bellowed so loud that people had to hold their ears. “Do not let me catch you sober!”


There were still some obstacles to overcome. People were supposed to be working, anxious of Laura and keen to make a fortune in the redistribution of wealth. Janna hasted over to her pants and reached into her pockets but found them considerably less full. She smiled with admiration. Some cunning little thieves had taken their share already, and not conservatively. She took most of what she had left and showered it onto the assembled crowds. Then everything was good.


The food had been prepared for long by now and only needed reheating. The people could eat Laura's share, or try. Janna wondered if they could clean it all away with their puny little bellies. Ale and mead were a little scarce and so Janna absented from partaking in the bender. The party spanned across the whole city and the market place was the buffet. Many Thorwalsh drank as though it was their last time. It was well, Janna considered, so long as they weren't working. With every calorie they consumed they neared their doom and probably didn't even know it.


“Mission accomplished.” She told Furio when he found her sitting in the market square, gorging on the food.


The young man was right behind the mage and clearly uncomfortable with being so close to Janna. The stack of parchment and the other things, ink pots, coal sticks, feather quills quivered in his arms.


“Yes!” Furio called up to her. “That was deftly done indeed! I must say I feared for you, standing ashore! Did they get the splinters out of you then?”


“They did.” Janna nodded. She had pulled out the largest few herself, so far as she could reach them. Others had needed the help of many strong, tiny arms and the deep ones even a little cutting.


“I was wondering if you could help close the wounds? I worry about infection.” She added.


He looked troubled as he did always when the topic of magic was brought up as of late.


“Err, we got a nice sketch of you on your belly while they were being removed.” He diverted. “The readers of my book about this voyage will be quite fascinated, I imagine.”


That Laura and Janna would be part of history books was only natural at this stage and still she was flattered. Nonetheless she pushed on: “And my wounds, Furio?”


“Err.”


He chewed his lip. Something was wrong, clearly. He looked even more troubled and helpless, and also older, so much older than before somehow.


He diverted again, turning to gesture at the lad in his twenties: “Have you met Graham yet? He helps me with the drawings at which he shows much more skill than I do. Step forward, lad.”


Timidly, the spoken to shuffled forward, face fixed at the ground in front of him, deathly afraid. He had a mop of short, mouse-brown hair a slender stature and rather pale skin as though he didn't go out much.


“Graham has agreed to become my assistant.” Furio explained. “As I said, mostly drawings. He was Jarl Olaf's personal thrall and cartographer. He didn't have a choice in the matter, but his maps may have caused our fleets quite a headache. He is from the archduchy of Grangor, a Horasian as much much as I am.”


“I'll take care not to smush him.” Janna vowed with a frown but the original issue remained. She was half inclined to let it go since it bogged him so much. Salt water had sterilizing properties of it's own and she had been injured many times before without infection. It was just a precaution more than anything else.


She'd push him though. Perhaps it would help him to talk about it.


“So, will you heal my wounds or not?”


“I...” He looked forlorn. “I can't.”


Perhaps Janna had sensed it before, she couldn't tell. It explained everything.


“I seem to have lost my powers.” He admitted to her, distraught. “I may have underestimated the demon worshipper's powers or something else has happened. I can't tell, and neither can I very well find it out now.”


That was a bitter pill to swallow. Janna could empathise. To have that, nothing short of a superpower which it was, and lose it.


“I'm sorry about that.” She sat upright. “Oh Furio, that is so sad!”


She extended a finger to pad him on the head but withdrew when she saw how tiny and frail he looked. He didn't even see it, face to the ground, slumped shoulders, his belly hanging over his belt. He looked smaller than before too and his hair was greying quickly. Had it been greying before? Janna couldn't even remember.


Tiny Graham saw her finger though and gave a yelp of distress and stumbled backwards. A sheet of parchment fluttered from the stack he was carrying and an ink pot loosened from his grasp at the same time. In an unfortunate circumstance, the pot shattered, spraying it's contents all over the shapes and lines on the sheet.


“You little idiot!” Janna fumed at his meagre form, raising a fist to squash him.


She was enraged, not because of the lad, but because of Furio. She really felt for her tiny friend and his misfortune weighed on her emotions. She realized that a moment too late for little Graham and Furio's paperwork though. She didn't squash him but the threat was enough to send the young man screaming and running for his life, papers and ink pots forgotten all falling to the ground.


Sighing, she leaned over the little mage, cautious of her heavy tits and their danger to him, and plucked the running cartographer off the pavement.


“I'm Graham! I make maps! I'm Graham! I make maps!” He screamed over and over again, completely catatonic. While some Thorwalsh had faced death shrugging a little earlier, this little softie was broken already by a threat. His face was distorted with horror.


“Stop screaming!” Janna growled at him and he did.


Furio had moved calmly over to gather his parchments and regarded them in search of any damage.


“It is quite alright, Janna!” He called sharply. “Graham is a good lad. He will rework what he has ruined, but for that I need him to be alive.”


“Um, sure.” Janna replied, a little embarrassed over her outburst.


She regarded Graham in her hands. A little push of her feminine fingers and the young man would be crushed. There wasn't much meat on him, though he wasn't near as meagre as that Cyclops Isles boy from earlier.


“What's wrong with his face?” She asked when she noticed it.


Half of it was normal, afraid but not uncomely, the eye wide, lips pressed together. The other half still wore that grotesque mask of horror, hanging loosely, eyelid, mouth and cheek, almost zombie-like.


“A paralysis.” Furio explained. “I am not familiar as to the cause or a cure of it.”


Janna was. This boy had a severe case of Bell's Palsy or something similar, half-faced but with affection of the eye that had probably gone blind in lack of treatment. He needed steroids, discovery and method to synthesise of which were still at least several hundred years away on this planet if they would ever be discovered at all. She had a hunch that the presence of magic and other supernatural things was not very good in helping development of the scientific method. Who could tell how long their culture had existed like this.


Graham was a most unfortunate boy indeed and now Janna felt bad for him as well, and scaring him and all that. She put him down where he made a few, staggering steps before collapsing next to his master.


“If I had known you were in need of drawings I could have gotten you someone.” Janna mentioned.


Perhaps someone less fragile than this. Any Thorwalsh would still gladly have done Furio's bidding if the alternative was Janna sitting on him.


“Ah, I fear I do not agree with the Thorwalsh understanding of art.” Furio said with his nose still in the papers. “Here, redo this one.”


He handed one to Graham who lifted himself just far enough to take it before falling down again.


“And it better be an improvement.” Janna added with a playful smile.


With that she was content. Furio may have lost his magic powers but he seemed to have found a new purpose. Also, Janna cared for him and that was almost a superpower in and of it's own. She had cared for Ludwig, once, though never this strongly.


“Why is your hair greying though?” She asked her thought aloud as she pondered, absent-mindedly crunching the roasted carcass of some animal in her mouth.


Furio looked up and turned to her.


“I do not know.” He said simply. “Wizards live longer than common people, sometimes quite a lot but I hadn't thought myself that old, in truth. It could be any number of things.”


The demon-worshipper again, Janna thought wearily, or the voyage, all the killing and crushing and eating people she did. The times she must have scared him to death or threatened Rondria. Rondria's dying. The tiny man must have been laden with woes by now, she figured. Clearly it wasn't healthy for tiny people to be around her for an extended period of time, but then again, short times could be the most deadly of all. All things considered, Furio had survived quite long, but Janna sensed that it would become too much for him some day.


Graham was fighting hard not to look at her, scribbling on a fresh piece of parchment with coal. Whenever he lifted his hand Janna could see it shaking wildly, but as soon as it touched paper it turned as steady as a surgeon's. When trampling them, it was easy to forget that the tiny people all had skills of their own, personalities, secrets, a wealth of immaterial things that Janna and Laura should perhaps make more use of. But what that looked like could be seen in Thorwal and it's boring, petty squabbles and tiny problems Janna was so sick of. There was need for a change.

Chapter 31 by squashed123
Author's Notes:

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Or on my Deviant Art. This one took forever to write. Really hope you enjoy.

 

 

Lord Perainhold Tront was a bold, stout man, strong armed and clad in ring mail. His head was still sweating from the ride and the warmth of the braziers in the command tent while General Scalia patiently listened to his tantric words, hands folded, elbows on the table and his face unreadable as ever. The lord's companions and retainers were a score of knights and lords in similar armour, swords at their hips and sour faces all.


“This is not acceptable!” Tront roared for the hundredth time. “His majesty bids me tell you that we need help now! You started this madness, now you make it right again!”


“Stocks can be replenished, villages and farms rebuilt, as can Salza, I assure you of that, Sir!” Hot-headed Major Marillio blurted in response.


Lee emptied his cup and refilled it from the stoneclay bottle on the table.


“But Hjalmar Boyfucker will not die on his own and neither will his Thorwalsh or his Nostrian men!” The Nostrian lord rebutted strongly.


Major Emilio Rieu picked at his thin moustache: “Why are these Nostrians fighting against you in the first place, Sir? Do they not owe allegiance to the crown?”


Tront cleared his throat noisily and spat onto the carpet at the perceived slight.


“Er, Kendrar and it's surrounding villages are full of Nostrians.” The mage, Master Hypperio spoke up. “More than twenty years ago, the city and it's lands belonged to Nostria before Hetman Olaf Oriksson conquered it on a bet. Olaf Oriksson of course became Olaf the Terrible, who is now dead, by all accounts.”


“You make it sound like that serves us!” Lord Tront bellowed. “This Boyfucker is even worse! With Olaf we suffered almost no raiding and piracy was confined somewhat as well. Oh, he had a healthy hate for you lot, that one! But after that folly between him and late Lord Lohgar we had peace with him and he even smacked the unruly Jarl's at the border over their fingers and had them do recompense when they crossed the Ingval!”


“With this development, Kendrar can be yours once more, my lord.” Lee gave the man a smile.


He was trying his best to find something amusing in all of this, but his mind was dark. Reports claiming the gargantuan giantess they had dispatched north with Master Furio was dead along with the other that supposedly existed had crushed his hopes of recapturing his homeland of Maraskan with their help.


“Oh, we are going to claim all the land!” Tront pointed his finger at him accusingly. “All land between Ingval and Bodir shall be ours for this, be sure!”


Somehow, a potential near-doubling of their kingdom's territories did not manage to wipe those sour looks off their faces. One of Lee's officers standing behind at the tent wall mumbled a curse, but the Nostrians' ungratefulness was not the reason. On Maraskan, pointing ones finger at someone was an incredibly rude gesture, a grave insult that could warrant bearing of steel. Here, on the wrong side of the world, Lee doubted the oaf of a lord before him would understand that.


“Then take it.” He kept his smile. “The north and west bank of the Ingval are arable patches of land. Fishing grounds along the coast are rich. All you need to get them is kill four thousand Thorwalsh who, as it happens, are already past your door step.”


He gave a light-hearted shrug before moving on: “Your scouts will have seen the same as ours. The land is empty! Half was smashed by the she-beasts and the other half torched by Halmar Boyfucker after he took the able-bodied and slew the rest. He did your work for you! Now you must slay him and all is yours.”


“Nostria is home to more than forty thousand souls.” Hypperio added his thin voice in support. “You have already raised large levies and are raising more, as you say. Surely you can muster the strength to knock Jarl Halmar into the dust?”


Lord Perainhold's eyes narrowed full of hate: “These Thorwalsh rats are everywhere and fighting with iron determination that levies cannot stand against. They took Salza by storm, need I remind you?! Near four thousand the city had! They hacked the bridge with pickaxes until it collapsed behind them. These are not mere raiders or pirates! They are avengers with no intention of going back home alive!”


That was all true, everyone in the tent was aware. Hjalmar Boyfucker had decided to claim revenge for Olaf's death and the destruction caused by the giant, monstrous girls. He had taken all survivors of Thorwal with him, along with the entire city of Kendrar and any villages south of Merske along the coast. Anyone not wanting or unable to fight he had put to the sword and left only scorched earth in his wake. Salza had been plundered and burned to the ground as well. It was war.


Lord Tront beat his fist on the table so hard that Lee was glad he had picked up his cup again in time.


“But it's you he's after!” He growled. “You dispatched these monsters into their land, don't you deny it! Now it must be you, your soldiers facing him, not ours!”


What happened with the giantesses was still a topic of hot debate amongst the command staff as reports were conflicting. It seemed clear that while the horribly huge one called Janna had lain waste to a score of villages she had stopped her destructiveness upon arriving at the capital and joining with her friend. Then there was queer talk of demon worship in the city, an earthquake, even miracles, all kinds of things that belonged more to Black Tobrien or Maraskan at the moment than here. At times even General Scalia looked puzzled but it took a long time knowing the man as Lee did to be able to tell that.


“Halmar's troops are threatening our only recently secured supply lines.” Scalia calmly but finally spoke. “I am as concerned about him as are you, to be sure.”


“Then why do you sit on your men like brooding hens, my lord general?!”


The tone was harsh and insulting but the general commanded enough courtesy and respect for a correct title at least, even in this man.


Scalia did not even so much as unfold his hands to reply: “The Andergastian campaign was a disaster. The heir is dead, the ascending king regent missing. There is no telling what the impaler will do. We must sit here and block their path. A spilling south of Varg's remaining forces must be circumvented for your sake as much as ours.”


As usual did his laboured speech command respect and seemed to calm his opposite. For a split second, Tront's face showed a grimace, him realising that he looked like a fool.


“As for your land claims,” Scalia went on, slowly and steady as a wagon that had to halt every few words to climb over a cobble stone, “Gareth will have a word to say about that, as are Prem, Waskir and Olport, if they still exist.”


His hands finally unfolded so that he may study the map in front of him. Prem, Waskir and Olport were three other Thorwalsh cities, Prem across the gulf, Waskir and Olport further north respectively. He was right, Lee judged, they would never consent to a Nostrian land-grab such as Lord Tront had suggested, but Lee had hoped that nobody would mention that.


“What do you mean, if they still exist?” A young, pock-scared knight raised his voice. “Your giant monsters are dead, everyone we questioned said so!”


“Wailings of tortured Nostrians.” Scalia spat dismissively. “Thorwlash martyrs' mindless brags and taunts.”


Lee refilled his cup and took another swallow, thinking if it could be true.


The old general gave a shrug: “If either of them died, we should have seen their bodies. They are huge. According to some, the two have moved north and died there. If Thorwal is weakened enough then Horas might be willing to second your claims. But for that, we need your troops first.”


“You'd have us neglect our own lands for the sake of your supplies.” Lord Tront noted sourly.


“As it is in your interest.” Scalia folded his hands once more. “Hjalmar will not content himself with killing peasants and he lacks the patience for a siege. Guard our baggage trains and he will come to you, where your levies are on the defensive. In the end you shall have fewer peasants and a kingdom that is almost twice as large. To my estimation that is a fair price.”


- Several days earlier.


While she still sat, thought and ate as much as she could force down into her belly, Janna saw a development unfold on the other side of the market square. Food items, tables, barrels and such were moved aside and heated arguments were brewing. Goals were erected, hastily assembled and looking like soccer goals. They had a ball of some sort as well, looking as though it was made of wood, but clearly it was something other than soccer they meant to play with it. Every player, exchanging shirts to achieve to teams that could be told apart from each other, had a wooden baton in his hand.


“What's going on there?” She asked Furio.


The mage squinted his eyes.


“Ah, Imman.” He recognized. “A brutal sport and the Thorwalsh play it most ferociously.”


A gold coin caught the light and reflected it into Janna's eyes revealing the source of the commotion to her. Hasgar was there, as was Frenhild and others with lots of coin. They were making book, taking bets by the drunken people pissing their recently gotten wealth away. If that wasn't normalcy Janna wouldn't know what was, which was astounding, had there not been a sea battle, a crushing and the ultimate death of their jarl a few hours prior.


“How is it played?” She asked.


“Uh...” Furio shrugged, gesturing in the air. “I'm sorry I, uh...I wouldn't know.”


He turned to Graham who shivered with terror.


“Oh, come, spit it out lad!”


Graham really was queer character. Despite his age, Furio addressed him as though he was a boy and just looking at him Janna would have done the same. He just didn't look man enough, even though in this day and age boys of fourteen could be considered men sometimes, marry, go to war and all that.


Graham's speech was slurred and hard to comprehend on account of his condition.


“Th...” He stammered, swallowing. Even his voice was boyish, too high, weak and soft. “There are fif...fifteen players and one ke...ke...cork b...ball. Above the g-goal is one, e...in the goal is th...three points!”


He gasped for air having forgot to breathe.


“Hmm.”


Janna was intrigued. She made her way over to the playing field, munching on this or that morsel while she crawled. All of them froze when they noticed that she was coming, hiding the bats behind their backs sheepishly and someone tossed the ball into a nearby ditch. All of the assembled were visibly drunk and merry.


“Don't stop on my account!” She laughed amicably. “I want to watch!”


That loosened a few drops of sweat many a brow.


“All set?!” Frenhild shouted on the sidelines and the players nodded.


“Hold on!” Janna grinned. “I haven't bet yet!”


She bet Hasgar one hundred gold coins that the team in the leather vests would win. They looked larger, stronger slightly than those in the dirty, white shirts. Then Frenhild stepped into the middle of the field and tossed up the ball of cork, much like in basketball. That a bookie should be the referee as well was an unwise decision but Janna kept that thought to herself. There really were fifteen per team, she counted, but the playing field was eerily small. The teams looked like fighting squads facing each other.


And they were.


When the ball came down the quickest player leapt and beat it towards the other team's goal while simultaneously receiving a blow by wooden bat to the face.


“Halt!” Frenhild shouted. “Shirts get the ball!”


Obviously, the move had been illegal and the injured, bleeding player was being dragged off side to be replaced by one of five from the sidelines. The fouler was not reprimanded however. The shirts stood in formation, looking grim. The ball was passed from one player to another, then to the next all while storming forward. When one of the vests tried to get close and attack him, some woman in a shirt punched him square in the jaw.


“Foul!” Janna called, laughing.


The players stopped, looking up at her in confusion.


“Uh, no foul?”


The awkward faux pas was overlooked and Frenhild tossed the ball up once more. Apparently, punching a player in the face with a fist was not illegal. Furio hadn't lied when calling the sport brutal. It looked more like a brawl than anything else. Sometimes, the ball was tumbling on the ground, forgotten. Other times the fist fighting went on even though Frenhild was shouting and a goal had been scored. It could be very confusing.


“Don't let me down now!” Janna tried to encourage the vests when they were six points behind after two frighteningly quick shirts had scored three balls into the goal in quick succession. The vests were down one player, all their replacements on the field. Too many were injured and all the remaining could do was try to shield their own goal and occasionally lop a far shot towards the enemy's.


At this rate, Janna would lose her stake.


“Onwards!” Hasgar shouted feverishly. He was rooting for the shirts to beat Janna who without a doubt had made the largest bet of all. Their eyes met and both of them laughed. Janna, the giant, giddy college girl didn't care about the gold coins barely larger than grains of sand. Hasgar, the misshapen, large-headed criminal or whatever he was had received so much coin through Janna's eating that he did not seem to really care either. In any case, the Thorwalsh parted easily with their wealth, especially when they were drunk.


“Come on!” Janna clapped her hands together. “Beat them up!”


And so they did, her vests, ganging up on the two best players of the enemy team until they had to be carried off the field unconscious. The shirts were spitting, furious and tried their best to fight back. Played like this it wasn't so much a sport any more, Janna noted with a frown.


It went a little better for her team after that because now both sides lacked what seemed to have been professional players. This circumstance had the character of the game deteriorate even more though.


“Hey!” Lara called from outside the city.


Janna looked up. It was almost evening by now and Laura looked more than beautiful in light of the setting sun. She looked happy too if a little tired. Her Erlenmeyer flask was empty and she left it back by the sleeping bags. She carried something else in her other hand though. Two, tiny giantesses by the looks of it. At first, Janna was excited but then she identified them as Knorrholde and Gruskona. She had almost forgotten about them after seeing that they were still there when she came out of the water. The drunk Thorwallers had let them escape, just as much as she had.


“Look what I found.” Laura smiled half scolding and half playful, carefully stepping over drunken merrymakers.


“Sorry.” Janna winced from her seat on the ground. “They slipped my mind. This city is so large and there are so many things to manage.”


“So I see.” Laura chuckled with a meaningful glance at the ongoing feast beneath her.


She dropped the ogresses by Janna's side unkindly and plopped down on her arse.


“The game ends! Vests have won!” Frenhild proclaimed loudly, just in that moment.


“What?” Janna turned. “Oh, now I missed the end!”


Last time she had checked her vests were still five points behind.


“Eighteen to nineteen!” Frenhild went to try and interrupt an ongoing argument between rivalling players.


“What are they playing?” Laura asked. They were speaking English with each other but by now the transition was flawless for both of them. It had been for a long time.


“It's called Imman.” Janna shrugged. “It's like soccer and rugby and basketball, cricket and, well, boxing all at once. It's pretty stupid. They beat the ball with a stick either in or above the goal, but they mostly just beat each other, not with the sticks mind you.”


“What?!” Laura giggled heartily in that beautiful, light-hearted way she had. She was very much the girl Janna knew and loved.


Janna shrugged and grinned before she changed the subject: “How was your trip?”


“Woa, I smashed four villages!” Laura reported to her wide-eyed. “I have to talk to Furio, I want to know what they were called.”


“Have you eaten?” Janna asked, hoping that she had not.


“Sure I've eaten!” Laura laughed. “I ate pretty much all of what ever that last place was called. Tiny settlement, desolate. But it feels pretty mighty to eat a whole fucking village.”


Of people, she omitted to mention. Janna doubted Laura had crunched the houses in between her teeth.


“Bad-ass.” She chuckled. “I was almost killed by Jarl Olaf today.”


Laura's jaw dropped good and proper.


“You're kidding!” She gasped and Janna could only shake her head and shrug again.


“A fleet out of Prem, that's a city on the other side of the gulf, and Olaf's southern one arrived almost together. Those Premer guys were kinda meh but Olaf had a few aces up his sleeve. They had so much burning fire oil or whatever the fuck it was and then they made that stinking smoke...it got pretty close. It was like gasoline, there were explosions and fireballs and stuff!”


“That doesn't sound like the Thorwalsh.” Laura's eyes narrowed. “That sounds like those catapult fuckers again. Are you sure it was Olaf?”


Their fight was forgotten, no grudges held but they hadn't talked about it either, nor the build up or much of the aftermath. Perhaps it was slightly odd but it didn't feel like that to Janna. If Laura felt any different she could have asked. She must have seen how messed up Janna's shirt was but they had still been processing the aftermath of the demon worshipper, Janna's concussion and all that. Janna sensed that the topic was near though. Laura knew Furio was a Horasian but she couldn't connect the dots. She didn't know it had been his people that attacked them that fateful night.


“I'm sure it was Olaf. I crushed him under my foot. The burning chemical they must have taken off a Horasian supply ship.”


Perhaps it was the right time to bring it all up. Janna had carried it with her for too long anyway. Any passing moment could mean that Laura would feel betrayed and that could endanger the whole plan, the alliance Janna had forged.


There were many thoughts playing on Laura's face at once. She could start an argument over whether killing Olaf and the attackers constituted a breach of the stupid rules. She could be childish and stubborn like that. But she wasn't stupid either and the way Janna had phrased it was oddly specific.


“You mean Horasian, like Furio?” She asked just as Janna had hoped in order to create a way to ease the subject in.


Janna nodded: “The Horasians are running supplies to their allies in Nostria to help them with the giants. Troops too. We ran into them.”


Laura understood: “So you met your little wizard when you went back to that place, huh? I hope you were not so gentle with the others.”


Before, Janna's mind had been adamantly convinced that she knew Furio for ages before at some point realizing that the brief battle had been their first encounter. It was a little queer but that didn't mean she regretted befriending him.


“I squished a few dozen, I think.” She said. It was so benign at this point. Dozens of lives snuffed out beneath her just like that, all because they were so much smaller than her. And still. “That battle was fierce too but not half as much as Olaf.”


She hesitated, biting her lip.


“Now the Horasians are my allies.” She added timidly. “Our allies.”


Laura looked suspicious and surprised.


“What does that mean?” She asked, eyes narrowing again even more.


“Well, they'll feed us, solve our food problems. We have to go south anyway, like I said. Might as well be their guests and crush their enemies for them. We're kinda doing it already. You did them a great favour today and so did I. Smashing their villages and killing Olaf are both part of the mission Furio and I are on. Olaf was raiding Horas like a madman before attacking their supply lines.”


“Holy shit.” Laura was aghast. “And this city...”


“Yeah.” Janna admitted, anticipating a fight. She didn't want to fight. She should have told Laura sooner.


“Well.” Laura made a face and now shrugged herself. “The place was getting kinda boring anyway. I was gonna collect food and all but, you know...”


That was a great relief. It couldn't have been better.


“Let's crush it tomorrow and then we wreak some more havoc to the north.” Janna suggested eagerly. “After that we can go somewhere new. It's gonna be exciting!”


Laura slashed her tongue around in her mouth, thinking. It might have been a step too far, too pushy. Her tongue shot out and she took something off it that she flicked away.


“Urgh, someone's spine.” She shuddered half-earnestly. “Let's not make hasty decisions. Look at us, we can go anywhere. There's a few things we have to do though, like we kinda should check on Christina and Steve.”


“Oh yeah!” Another thing Janna had almost forgotten about. There were so many things underway at once, it was easy to get overwhelmed. She ought to make a checklist, she figured. Perhaps she should have a tiny assistant of her own, just like Furio had. Perhaps Furio would make a good assistant, or perhaps Alriksander that little scholar would be fit for the job. Janna was unsure however that she wanted to carry so many tiny people around with her and bestow importance on their lives.


“Don't worry too much.” Laura waved off, seemingly having reconsidered already. “They're probably sitting in my village, eating sausages and getting bored to death. Nagash keeps them safe and that little fighter girl too. And if not, meh. Not our fault.”


Unbidden, Janna's thoughts went to Steve. They were conflicting, troublesome thoughts, such of a kind as she could not share, not even with Laura.


“We should go take them and put them with the Horasians.” She tried to play it cool. “It would be a whole lot safer for them. We don't know if Nagash won't someday decide she'd rather make off. She could kill them or abduct them or whatever. All kinds of things could happen. Lauraville is just that, a village.”


“You're probably right.” Laura said. “But you have to be aware that being with them is trouble for us. Remember how it was. I don't want to tiptoe around all the time and go hungry on account of them.”


Janna sighed, thinking hollowly, nothing in particular: “True as well.”


“Well, let's wreck our brains over that tomorrow. Do you feel like having sex?”


Janna turned her head in surprise: “What?”


Laura shrugged again and grinned: “Well it's not like there's anything better to do. You got the city all drunk while you are clearly sober. And I think our two little sluts need some punishment for trying to run away.”


Knorrholde and Gruskona cowered by each other where Laura had dropped them, expecting just that by the looks of their faces.


“Or we could use my dildo.” Laura went on. “I don't mind sharing it with you, since, you know.”


Janna shook her head and grimaced: “Perhaps if you could be a little less industrial about it.”


Laura chuckled and Janna joined in.


“Whatever.” Laura said after a moment. “I'm pretty worn out too but I smashed four villages. Mmh, I was so mean to them. It was almost too easy.”


“Well, you should try a sea battle. There's something new and challenging for ya. Hell!”


“You smashed all the ships though.”


“Yeah.”


Laura's hand came, rubbing over Janna's belly in a gentle touch.


“Ey, how is it that whenever there's any resistance you get the worst of it?”


Janna shrugged. Was that true? She had been hit at Ludwig's keep, clobbered over the head with Laura's dildo and taken all of Olaf's attempts at killing her. Laura had only taken some Horaisan artillery fire, but that Janna had shared with her as well and been hit worse in the end. On the other hand Laura had been possessed by Vengyr, sedated and enchanted or whatever by Thorgun Swafnirson.


“Someone has to protect your silly ass, I guess.” She laughed. “But seriously, today was a reminder that the world is not a buffet sometimes, not even to us.”


“Imagine if they poisoned us.” Laura agreed. “I mean, they managed to drug me up. Had it been real poison I could be dead now. Who knows.”


“Exactly.” Janna concurred. “We need allies. Smart people we can trust to ward us against those things. People like Furio for example.”


“But what if the Horasians try to kill us and his allegiance to them is stronger than to us. What then, huh?”


Janna felt in need of a strong statement: “I completely trust him. The Horasians, well, let's be cautious but right now they're our best bet. They stand to gain a lot while we are alive and we should show that to them.”


While we are alive. That was odd. But today had shown that there were ways to day here, one hundred meters tall or not and it wasn't the first time it had been shown either.


“Okay.” Laura nodded slowly before she changed tongues. “Furio! Come here!”


“Don't kill him, okay?” Janna cautioned her, disliking how Laura had called her little, trusty friend like a dog. “He's our one and only link to the Horasians and the single best tiny person I've met so far, seriously.”


Laura waved away her concerns with annoyance but said nothing. It was a surprising change of tune.


“War council.” She told the tiny mage when he arrived before them, Graham in tow. “Janna told me everything. I'm on board. My question is, are we done here?”


He looked perplexed, licking his lips between his beard, insecurely glancing at Janna and back at her.


“I...I, uh...” He stammered, turning around frightfully looking about for listeners.


Janna explained in English: “He's worried that word gets out that the Horasians are behind all this. But I dare say there's no hiding that fact now.”


Even while speaking English they had used the local tongue terms for places. Thorwal, Horas, any one listening with intent would have been able to rhyme two and two together a while ago. Janna reflected that they should have been more cautious. She should have been more cautious. If word of this got out and there were political implications it could go either way for them with the Horasians. There could be war, and Laura and Janna might be required to do a lot more killing. Or, there could be denial, and the two of them had just made a new enemy. After today, Janna wasn't very keen on facing off with the Horasian war machine.


She took Furio and Graham as gently but quickly as she could and stood up, beckoning Laura to follow. A short while out of the drunken city she put the tiny men down beside a small grove, sitting before them on her knees and feet.


“Who's the boy?” Laura inquired when she followed.


“Furio's assistant.” Janna tried to give the frightened young man an encouraging smile. “Graham. He's Horasian, was a thrall to Jarl Olaf. Draws maps. We can trust him.”


“Lucky you weren't in the Ottaskin when I squashed it, huh, little guy?” Laura grinned sadistically, sitting down. “Why 's he making that face at me?”


“He's got Bell's Palsy or suffered a stroke or something like that.” Janna explained, wondering if taking the tiny man along had been a bad idea. Laura could kill people for a lot less than giving her a funny look and it wasn't clear if the rules still stood now. “He can't move that side of his face.”


Laura pulled down one side of her own face with a hand and laughed mockingly.


“Lad, the map.” Furio beckoned, understanding that it was most wise to shut the banter down before it could take wing and lead somewhere.


Graham fumbled and gave it to him and Furio spread it out before his feet, crouching. The light was still sufficient at this point.


“You ask if we are done here.” He addressed Laura. “May I assume then that you are on board?”


Suddenly he was all military man again.


“Sure I'm on board.” Laura replied as though it was an insult. “I told you as much a moment ago. Given you reason to doubt me, have I?”


She was good at speaking the local tongue, Janna noted. She sounded just like a local, and a noble one at that.


“To be fair,” Janna chimed in, “we came to destroy Thorwal and it kind of looked like you were rebuilding it.”


Having Furio and Laura face off in a battle of wits and pride wouldn't end well for the tiny mage, she sensed. Of course, Laura had just been playing around, no overarching plan, no final motive. It was just how Laura operated most of the time. But Janna could see that this war thing had stirred her curiosity, if not drawn her full attention in seconds.


“I have created a base of operation for us.” She proclaimed proudly, lying through her teeth as Janna knew. “If we are done here already we can smash it and move on, but I don't know where. If we are not done, we need to know where to go next and attack the enemy in any case.”


She made it sound militaristic too but ended as a mock, college-girl version of a general.


Furio gave a weighing nod: “Olaf the Terrible is dead. That is most important. His fleet is sunk as incidently is the fleet of Prem, which could have been trouble down the line. For now, our supply lines are safe, thanks to Janna.”


“I destroyed four villages today.” Laura threw in, fishing after some praise for herself.


Her attention was definitely captured but Janna knew that four villages were not near as important to the war effort as that which she had done today. Nonetheless, Furio seemed impressed.


“Four, you say!” He studied the map before him. “I told you of Tjoila, up the Bodir. What else?”


“Well, whatever three villages are behind that.” Laura grinned.


Furio took a closer look: “Lad, come here. Tell me if there are more villages in between here and there that the map doesn't show.”


With a timid look at Laura, Graham edged forward, peered over his masters shoulder and shook his head.


“Good gods!” Furio exclaimed. “Tjoila, Rukian, Angobodir Valley! And Auplog, but that one is almost unclaimed territory already.”


“Unclaimed territory?” Janna inquired quickly. That patch of the map was still grey in her mind.


“Yes, there are prospectors along the Bodir up that way, deep into the Ogreskull Steppe.” He explained. “Thorwlash rarely go there, inhospitable territory. They rule themselves, soldiers of Phex and fortune, gold washers, rejects, outcasts, barbarians. They have a city way up stream, it's called, uh...lad?”


Graham stuttered before belching the word out: “F...Phexcaer!”


“Yes.” Furio agreed. “They need not concern us here though.”


“Then why were you so surprised?” Janna asked, unable to put the reaction.


“Because it's far!” He looked at her heavily. “She made it all the way up there and back! Did you run, per chance?”


“Yes.” Laura admitted and shrugged, visibly content with herself.


Furio drew a circle on his map with his finger but the drawings were too tiny for Janna to see.


“All the villages here are gone.” He stated matter-of-factly. “That leaves...no, please!”


Laura had gotten up and brought forth her foot all in a second. Graham and Janna shrieked in unison but the shoe settled two tiny meters beside the two tiny men, squashing only earth. Laura drew it sideways and away from them, tearing the moss, grass and stones off the ground.


“What are you doing?!” Janna shouted at her.


“Two-Face.” Laura pointed at Graham, cold inconsideration in her eyes. “Draw me a map.”


Janna's shock changed into admiration when Laura's buttocks crashed onto the ground again. It was pretty smart. She should have thought of it herself. Graham did not need to be bid a second time. He snatched his master's map off the ground and went scurrying on the patch of black brown earth Laura had created.


Furio could only look on and try calm his ragged breathing.


On this ground it was a little hard to see, but Graham soon understood how to employ little heaps of earth for mountains, different sized rocks for villages and cities and trenches he dug with his hands for rivers.


“Now there's a useful little guy.” Laura commented her approval. “That here is Thorwal, right?”


He had thrown patches of grass onto his map where the sea was and it was pretty obvious. He nodded.


Furio stepped onto the map while it was still being created, crossing an X by villages he knew had been razed, or rather erased already.


“That leaves four villages here.” He pointed south along the coast of Serske and Merske, both carrying an X. “This is Kendrar, the only city within reach right now but if we go south we would pass it in any case.”


Kendrar lay at the mouth of a very small river, a good part north of the Ingval that marked the bottom of the map and the border to Nostria, Janna knew.


“And that city?” Laura pointed at a city right on the southern bank of the border river.


“Salza.” Furio said. “In Nostrian hands, our allies.”


“Better not smash those.” Laura mumbled amused. “What about north?”


North, that was quite something, Janna could see. Graham was still busy there, placing features on an and on and on before checking with his map. The villages along the Bodir all carried an X but due north of Thorwal the city there were singular villages all around the gulf of Prem. Then there was the city of Prem, as well as Islands in the Gulf, large and small.


“Phew, those are simply too many.” Janna scratched her head.


“None-sense!” Laura objected, gesturing at the south. “All this, one of us could flatten in a day. The Thorwalsh are our enemies now, right? If we want to hit them good we have to go north. Look at all the villages along the coast and north of that mountain range!”


Janna thought that destroying the capital, killing Olaf and sinking two of their fleets was a sufficient blow but now that Laura's mind was fixed on genocide there was no easy changing it any more.


“Those are the Hjaldor Mountains.” Furio said, referring to the eerily huge patch of tiny earthen heaps reaching almost into the centre of the land arm that formed the gulf of Prem.


Thorwal went on and on still north of that, for what could only be hundreds and hundreds of kilometres.


Janna sighed: “Aren't there any high-value targets, population centres we could hit? What about Prem?”


“Of cities the Thorwalsh have only but a few.” Furio scratched his beard. “Cross out Thorwal, go north and Prem is the closest to us, though still very far away if we go by land. We could cut across water, if you can swim it, here, over to the island of Hjalland, destroy the villages there and use it as a shortcut. But Prem will be almost empty now, I'll wager. Lad, how many souls in Prem?”


Graham looked up, trembling.


“Less than three thousand, my lord.” The lad brought forth without stammering and more comprehensively for once. “But it is Thorwal's second largest city.”


“Wow.” Janna made, letting herself fall backwards. It meant that a huge part of it's population had died today at sea. She never thought to ask or care were those went that she didn't gather. Perhaps a few made it to shore, swimming, but that was far fetched. She had been well in deep water when engaging the fleet of Prem. Without a doubt, most of them had drowned.


“With Prem out of the picture there are only Waskir and Olport left.” Furio marched northwards on the earthen map, pointing at the first big stone. “This is Waskir, way up north from the Hjaldor Mountains and west of the Great Olochtai.”


He gestured to another mountain range to the east of him, separating Thorwal and that inhospitable steppe he mentioned before. If Graham had modelled them accurately, these mountains were truly huge.


“Olport is even further north.” Furio pointed into an area were Graham hadn't even gotten yet.


Eager to please, the tiny cartographer hopped over and quickly placed a stone with some grass north of it, indicating that it was another port city. It was way far.


“And villages and villages and villages.” Janna frowned at the map. “They are along the coast, mostly and since the cities are small it would do us little good to climb across the Hjaldor Mountains for a shortcut either.”


“Unless.” Laura licked her lips, leaning forward. “Unless we did it on our way back.”


She dragged her finger through Graham's beautifully crafted map, starting from Thorwal and moving along the coast.


“We smash all this.”


Her finger moved to Prem and through it, then around the tip of the arm and up towards Waskir but ignoring it in order to stay by the coast and around a smaller, rounder formation of mountains north west of the city. The mountains were surrounded by villages and north of them lay Olport where Laura's finger stopped.


“Up to here and then we swing around south to Waskir first, the villages there and the others inland.” Her finger moved south after roughly ploughing Graham out of the way like a bug. “We cut across the Hjaldors and get back to Thorwal again. Then we can move south, hit Kendrar and from there we're almost in Nostria.”


“That would take a week. Maybe more.” Janna was sceptical. “Didn't we say we were going to check on Steve and Christina? Why do you want to wipe out almost all of Thorwal all of a sudden?”


Laura's plan was effective in terms of destruction. This way only the villages east of Olport would remain as well as Islands off the coast. If the map was accurate then Laura's plan would turn Thorwal into a barely populated land.


“This is far more than anything Horas can expect of you.” Furio chimed in insecurely, understanding increasingly less.


“When we fight we should do it properly.” Laura held against. “Let's exceed some expectations. If the Horasians and others see that we can basically wipe out a whole kingdom if we want to, they'll think twice about crossing us.”


“Or they'll do everything within their power to kill us as quickly as they can.” Janna rebutted with an apologetic look at Furio.


“Oh, come on!” Laura snapped. “Let's go on an adventure! All we ever do is play around. Let's do something real for once!”


This out of that mouth, after all the shenanigans.


Janna sighed: “That's self-refuting, not to mention crazy. Do you really want to walk all day and sleep in a different place every night?”


“It's like a hike.” Laura shrugged for emphasis. “There'll be new places, new sceneries, not to mention all the people we get to smush and eat. Your concussion is gone by now, we can move on!”


She grabbed Janna's hand tightly and grinned while Graham swallowed hard and turned pale as milk.


“I'm feeling better.” Janna sighed again. “But why don't we just go south? Smush Thorwal City, Kendrar, cross the Ingval and meet with the Horasians. I'm sure they'll find enemies enough for us and getting there will be a hike too, and not as long and tiring.”


“That's what they'll expect.” Laura said in English, vague enough to betray that she didn't know that for certain. “If you want to be their robot, fine, but I'm going north and I'm taking this little mapmaker with me.”


“I'm not leaving you again.” Janna said softly. It was the most important thing not to lose each other as they had before. Laura's day trip had been okay because Janna knew roughly where she was and was waiting for her. To let Laura go on this half-mad voyage alone simply would not do. And in the end, Janna would get what she wanted and they had something huge to impress the Horasians with.


“Well, then you and Furio will have to come with me.” Laura smiled pleasantly.


Janna thought of Steve again but washed him aside in her mind the moment after. It was wrong to feel anything for him. She may have had a little crush, but that was it and it was wrong anyway. More than anything else, she welcomed the change of scenery. Steve and Christina would be fine, she told herself, and Laura was right, the two would only be killjoys anywhere they'd take them.


They went on their first forced march within the hour. Laura had shown how it was done, making it all the way up to Auplog and back. A village called Njalsklint was under their feet within the first ten minutes. It was tiny in number of houses but packed with people who had fled the capital and been dumb enough to linger here in hopes of returning as soon as the giant girls went away. The idea to have them return to Thorwal and help stock food only came after Laura and Janna had stomped everyone to porridge.


“Make food and continue rebuilding.” Laura had commanded while throwing a fistful of gold into the drunken the city before they marched. It was only a measure to keep them occupied and that there be something intact to destroy on their return. Knorrholde and Gruskona were gone again, run away while Janna and Laura had been out of the city. There was no trace of them and nothing to be done about it, but Laura vowed that she would crush the tiny ogresses if they encountered them ever again.


Janna carried Graham and Furio in her hands but did not require them to know the way. They followed the coastal road north and it couldn't have been made any easier.


Vaermhag was slightly larger than Njalsklint and even more overcrowded. Though tired, Janna and Laura raced each other to the place and flattened it. Houses, people, tents, animals, Janna felt a little sorry when she crushed a dog trying to defend it's owners. Afterwards Vaermhag was only a patch of wet, trampled earth and splinters.


They reached Varnheim by nightfall and made their camp next to it's flattened remains. Some survivors spared helped light the fire of their piled up, broken homes. Afterwards they became Janna's and Laura's last snack of the day. Janna's belly was still full from overeating in Thorwal but she told herself that she'd be less hungry in the morning if she forced down a few dozen. The journey was harsh already and she couldn't remember ever being so tired as now.


The people begged pathetically and Laura got horny. She had taken her stone dildo along with her. While the sun vanished beautifully behind the westernmost outreaches of the Hjaldor mountains, Janna fed the last living inhabitants of Varnheim to her girlfriend's sex. Working Laura with the dildo got her horny as well. She was able to retrieve a still living woman from Laura's vagina and used her to stimulate herself. The rest was crushed by Laura's orgasm when it came if they hadn't been suffocated or drowned on Laura's juices before. Then Laura took over Janna, pushed the woman deep inside her and stimulated Janna's clitoris with her tongue. The woman came out afterwards, dead.


Furio did not like to see any of this and had taken Graham into the flattened remains of Varnheim to look for supplies. Janna had completely forgotten that her two tiny charges couldn't live on people like she and Laura could. They came back with sour faces, mud-spattered blankets and some dried fish.


Going to bed early made for a very productive second day, Janna had known for a while. Sleep experiments where people had gone to bed at sunset and risen again at midnight to meditate for an hour before sleeping again and rising with the sun had yielded spectacular results. The test subjects reported that they had not known what being awake meant before doing that. Modern society with electricity, films, internet, nightclubs and homework assignments didn't really allow for that though. Here, it was different. And to sleep, Janna had only to gaze a while into the beautiful starlit sky on most days, and not even that on this day. She was asleep before her head hit the edge of her blanket.


Sleeping on hard ground was healthy too. Nothing was worse for the human spine than a cosy, soft mattress. Thus she awoke well rested, but with a menacing pain in both her legs. Janna wasn't unfit by now, but the swimming had been a little much for her muscles. There was only one thing to remedy that. Gritting her teeth and more sport. She'd only get stronger legs in the end and that was good. The march to Thorwal had caused her many blisters that had popped and turned to horn. She'd get more blisters now, but that too would only serve to make her harder in the end. If she wanted soft soles she could have tiny people shave the rough skin off for her, she supposed. But for now, harder was better.


It was still dark. Laura was asleep as ever at this time of morn but Janna could see Graham and Furio already busy. Graham was creating another map in one of Janna's footprints. Finding that little guy had been the best thing since finding Furio. The landscape he created with much love for detail had to be a close-up of the surrounding area and Janna could tell why Furio had him make it too.


“We are at a crossroads.” The tiny mage proclaimed when Janna rose.


She knew what he meant and it wasn't the road. Just west of them in the gulf was the island of Hjalland with three villages on it. The swim was doable, Janna had seen the Island the day before even from Varnheim. The problem was that there were more villages on the mainland. The solution was simple. Split up. Janna would do the mainland. It wouldn't be wise to swim the distance with her aching muscles. She could barely walk the distance right now to take a dump but yesterday's food had moved downwards and required room. By tomorrow, the people Janna had eaten would be poop too, even those she had swallowed alive.


The product of her digestion was almost as large as a house, drifting in the sea where she left it. She needed water to clean herself afterwards, or else she could have gone into a nearby wood. Doing the business publicly like that brought home the other realities of march and war for the first time. Janna felt positively like a soldier.


Laura was groggy from being woken early but agreed that it was wise to move quick. She agreed with the plan as well though she did not really relish the idea of taking the swim before breakfast. When she walked barefoot and naked to the beach to splash some water on her face she almost stepped on Graham. As a result the lad was particularly distraught over the fact that he had to accompany Laura to the island. It had to be that way though. Janna wasn't going to put Furio in Laura's hands but Laura needed someone to guide her towards her prey.


Graham sketched a copy of the map onto a sheet of parchment, fast as a speed painter, and then they were set to go. Laura was going naked and Janna had to carry her sleeping bag and clothes with her. They'd reunite at Ottarje, the third village along the coast. After that they'd reach Prem easily. One village was at the east coast of Hjalland. Laura would hit it first. Then she'd do the one in the centre and lastly she'd destroy Ljasdahl on the northern shore from where she'd be able to see Janna and find Ottarje hopefully without incident. People would try and flee on boats as Janna had seen before. It wouldn't do them any good today.


“Hold on, little monkey.” Laura laughed and set Graham on the top of her hair. Janna hoped the boy survived. He was exceedingly useful. If Laura got him killed somehow they'd only have Furio to rely on, who couldn't produce miniature maps on demand like Graham could.


“The next village is called Daspota.” Furio informed Janna from the palm of her hand. “There is a river leading into the Hjaldor mountains. If you follow it, you will find Rybon easily enough.”


And so it was. Framed both sides by forest and sitting at the mouth of the river, Daspota seemed an almost idyllic place. Janna came, walked over a few houses and any boats she could see and made the screaming people her breakfast. She crouched over them while they hacked and stabbed at her boots. She wasn't very hungry but ate healthily nonetheless. When she was done she just let her crotch and butt fall down on top of the remainders. That crushed most of them flat and sent a little more than a dozen into fleeing that she bulldozed along with the houses before moving on.


The Hjaldors were higher, even to her, than Janna had expected. She could see them looming before her. Furio had no idea how high the highest mountains were. Perhaps Graham had. To her, there were mountains that exceeded five meters in height and were steep, large rock formations. To cross these mountains Janna and Laura might have to look for valleys and climb smaller mountains and thus require more time than anticipated. It was a little worrying because after Rybon there would be no food between here and Thorwal.


Janna destroyed the village anyway when she found it, tiny and dismal as it was. She walked on a ridge line above it and trampled loose so much earth and rock that she created an avalanche which rolled over most of it and buried it along with it's inhabitants. Anybody she encountered while walking met a screaming end beneath her soles too.


The road ended at Daspota but to find Ottarje Janna had only to follow the coast. It wasn't even remotely noon when she arrived there but to her dismay she saw that many people were fishing on their boats and ships and made hastily away when they saw her. But just as they were making for Ljasdahl Laura emerged on the island, trampled the village and jumped into the water, breaking the ships on her way to Ottarje. The swim over took only a few minutes but all the time Janna needed so that there were only flattened corpses and ruins left when Laura arrived.


“Woo, it gets real cold after a while.” She commented, shivering when she had solid ground beneath her feet once more.


Graham was dry, safe and sound atop Laura's head and looked less intimidated somehow. Perhaps it dawned upon him that he was way more valuable than he looked and that Janna and Laura would only cut into their own flesh by crushing him.


“Hjalland is depopulated, master.” He informed Furio, mumbling through his hanging cheek when back on Janna's hand. It had something hollow to it, a testament to observing Laura's actions on the island no doubt.


For the people on the ground it must have been way worse still. One day they would have been enjoying life by the sea, spending their days fishing, cooking, raising their children and what else, and then one morning a gargantuan, naked behemoth climbed out of the water, filled her belly with them and squashed all the rest beneath her bare feet.


The area here was more hilly than by Thorwal, the land more bare. After Skjal, a tiny heap of old and dismal houses by the mouth of another river, the ground was almost all rock with moss on top. Clinging to a bank of earth and stone, there was no escape for the two dozen villagers which allowed Laura divide them into three groups, one for her and one for Janna to eat and four withered, old people whose heads she scrunched in between her fingers. A pinch, that was all it took to kill.


Prem was a city perched on cliffs. Attacking it was difficult because it was erected between rock formations. It was a hard place and smelled of fish, salt and seaweed. The piers, hewn from rock, were relatively empty. There were a few fishing Snekkars, a trading cog, a Knorre and a Vidsandr and the warships that had escaped Janna the day before. The city had no walls but it was easy to see the two major escape routes on the rocky ground.


Laura closed off the first and Janna stomped right into the city. A few arrows were fired up at her but were of no consequence. Her boots found a few victims but Furio had been right. The city was almost empty.


“They have come!” Someone screamed in terror. “Arm yourselves!”


Janna picked up the ships and smashed them against stones to break them. A Skeidh had already tried to make loose but with far too few hands on deck to get rowing. She smashed the ship with the sailors still on board before moving to block the other escape route.


“It must really suck to be so small.” Laura noted while she regarded a flailing woman in her hand.


She sucked her into her mouth and swallowed. They moved crouching towards the city centre, eating people as they found them. Furio and Graham were safely on top of some rock.


“Obviously.” Janna agreed, crunching three boys between her teeth. “Getting eaten must suck too, and imagine being digested alive.”


Laura grinned. She must have found the next woman in her hand a little too dirty because she rubbed her clean on her pants before tossing her onto her tongue.


Janna took the clothes off some of her morsels. They tasted better that way. On others it was simply too much work. She tried to rip the tight blouse off a screaming woman and ended up tearing her little arm off instead. A boy lost a leg the same way when she tried to rid him off his pants. Once again, people were nothing but insects compared with her power.


“Leave some food for our little friends.” She reminded Laura when they had eaten sufficiently and began crushing houses. It was easy to forget that Furio and Graham needed to eat as well and probably hadn't had a single bite so far that day.


Survivors seemed to sought the harbour first in search for ships and then turn to enter a huge wooden hall with ornamented gable and runes carved on it. They let them escape that way and flattened the rest of the city beneath their feet before Laura moved over the building and simply sat down on top of it. The wood cracked and splintered and everyone inside was squashed flat.


“Please, we are Garethians!” The head of a group of four splendidly dressed men begged when Janna uncovered them beneath an overturned wheel cart.


They were traders, likely, and the owners of the trading cog in the harbour. Grasping for straws, they had made a point unknowingly. They couldn't have been aware that the Thorwalsh were Janna's and Laura's enemies.


“We have nothing to do with the Thorwalsh!” Another of them begged. “We can give you gold, lots of gold if you let us live!”


Janna looked at them for a second before she made a decision. No survivors. Without mercy she stepped on them and twisted her foot, leaving only smears. Afterwards, Furio and Graham got their pick of foodstuffs from the market. By the looks of it it was mostly salt fish, but Graham had found an apple and Furio a heel of bread to go along with it. When they withdrew and Janna picked them up again amongst the smashed ruins, Furio pointed out three market stands where he had seen people hiding. Laura trampled everything afterwards, leaving none and nothing.


The rest of the day was spent moving along the coast where the land was more arable again. First south towards Aryn and Treban and then east where Laura and Janna swam over to the island of Runin to destroy Runinshavn. Janna didn't like wasting so much time on one village but Laura once more argued that doing a half-arsed job was out of the question. By that time, Janna had fought the pain in her legs for so long that it had almost gone away completely, plus the swim was not long at all, even shorter than the one Laura had taken to Hjalland and back.


The weather had started to change though. Strong winds were blowing that built rogue waves to incredible height. Swimming through that with a giantess' perspective was like some movie, almost surreal. Putting Graham and Furio atop her head was smart, but more then once the tiny men were drenched and sprayed by seawater when waves crashed and broke against Janna's head. They found Runinshavn and destroyed it without incident. By now it was routine. Aryn and Treban hadn't been any different. Crushing people never got old but Janna yearned for something other than Thorwalsh beneath her feet.


When they climbed back to land and gathered their things, both of them were cold. They had no towels and used an edge of their sleeping gear instead. Still with clothes on Janna was freezing on account of the wind and her wet hair. It started to rain, softly at first but then harder until it was pouring. It was only drizzle to Janna and Laura but they were wearing t-shirts still. They opened their sleeping bags to blankets and wrapped themselves in them while moving on. There was no other way, no roof existed large enough to provide shelter. Laura carried the lantern and night vision goggles in her hands from then on, but did so without complaint. The Erlenmeyer flask they left there, agreeing with each other that it had no use here.


At a village called Kord Janna made the locals believe that they be spared if they provided two rain-proof cloaks and fresh, warm clothes for Furio and Graham. Janna would have liked to wrap herself in furs and waxed leather like the two tiny men. She could feel her nose run and Laura sneezed while ending the villagers under her Chucks.


The possibility to become ill was worrying. She didn't know if viruses could affect her or Laura since they had become huge somehow and both of them were vaccinated against a whole army of diseases but if one of them got a fever they were in a hellishly bad spot for it. Just a while longer and they'd go south, Janna told herself.


They were faster than she had anticipated and Laura spurred her on even more but Janna couldn't keep up with the jogging pace for very long. Nonetheless, five more villages met their ends beneath the two of them before it was evening. For some Furio had to navigate the girls and one, Guddasunden, they had almost given up on finding.


Continuous movement kept them warm, as did sleeping together and the nose-running and coughing stopped as suddenly as it had come.


Laura had put people in her shoes and Janna had copied the game. It was entertaining to feel them squirm and when they got crushed her weight pressed them so flat against her sole that she could barely feel the wet splotches they became. She had some just loosely in her boot who did not survive for very long but she put in a few more every time she found some. The ones she stuck in her by now horribly reeking socks lived longer though she was certain they were begging to be killed. One by the big toe of her right foot plainly put his head under it to have it roll over and crush his skull. Most of them squirmed and that was the best part of it, but they also served to suck up her sweat with their clothes and hair.


When she pulled off her boots in the evening, camping next to the smashed remains of Orvil, her feet smelled much better but the tiny toe slaves smelled rank and were dead or half so. A few loose ones had become one with Janna's socks too. She was simply too big, too powerful and heavy. She discarded all that were intact enough to be picked up in one piece by throwing them into the fjord before her.


Furio's and Grahams attempts at lighting a fire had utterly failed. Before, Furio might have conjured up a flame or even a lance or a ball of it, but those days were over clearly. The two gave up on rubbing wet sticks together in the rain and sat huddled beneath the capes of their cloaks, trying to get some sleep. Janna and Laura had it better in that regard, cuddling nakedly with each other under the blankets.


Tomorrow there would be another village just like Orvil, more fjords, more rocks, more moss. Two days later they had reached the Grey Mountains. Waskir was behind them somewhere. They hadn't ventured close, needing it for their way back. The amount of villages was staggering. They usually sat on water, preferably a fjord or a bight were they were safe from flood waves. The land became barren and rocky again while Janna and Laura criss-crossed over the map from place to place, killing everyone in the process. Sticking people in between their toes had been a great idea. It made marching that much less boring. Janna had long accepted that her feet and legs were hurting. Such was the way of march and war. Still it seemed easier than she had expected. There were so many here to eat and turn into insoles.


At this point it had become difficult to still consider the Thorwalsh anything resembling humans. Janna supposed that it was only normal after crushing and eating so many of them every day. The death-toll had to be in the tens of thousands, or somewhere close. Anyone that got away usually was unable to warn any other places because Janna and Laura were not only gigantic but also terrifyingly fast.


That instance changed when they arrived at Olport. The city looked like smaller version of Thorwal, though left intact and squirming with tiny people. Whenever a boat had gotten away, whenever fishermen had returned to their villages to find them smashed and flattened they must have sailed here, Janna thought. Two bridges, a small and a large one spanned the river, the mouth of which was full of tiny, anchored ships. They way they rocked back and forth lightly on the water was so calm and pleasant to look at. There were no outer walls or palisades, just a number of buildings against a the river and a huge hall on a hill that looked like the overturned hull of some gigantic vessel.


There were farms outside the city and a small, ancient stone fortress on a hill on the opposite riverbank to the great hall where the hetman must have had his seat. Other than that, there was not much on that side of the river, just a long, stony pier and some more houses, but much fewer than on the western side.


The city had been waiting, armed to the teeth. Warhorns were blown, deep drums beaten. Shouts of war erupted from thousands of throats.


“Stay safe. This is going to get ugly.” Janna told Graham and Furio when she deposited them on the ground.


The fighters spread out from the city, trying to prevent destruction. There were multiple thousands of them, one gigantic shield wall with spears, axes and swords and rows of bowmen behind. There even were horses, mounted warriors, an exceptionally rare sight in Thorwal.


“See those yards with houses, encircled by wooden stakes?” Laura pointed. “Those are families of note. Up that hill, the buildings around that overturned boat is where the hetman lives.”


“And the fortress?” Janna beckoned towards the back of the city.


“Old thing, probably from another age.” Laura shrugged. “I don't think they use it for anything other than in Thorwal. They don't really believe in walls all that much.”


That was true. Except for Thorwal City, whenever she had seen a place encircled by palisade-like structures they had had gaps in them where any enemy could be fought. It might be that they were intended as bottlenecks, or else sitting behind a stockade and waiting for an enemy to breach them was simply too boring for the headstrong Thorwalsh.


Laura chuckled when the first fleeing peasants squelched under her feet. She bent and picked up one running man.


“What's he?” She showed the struggling man to Furio.


He didn't look Thorwalsh at all, wearing furs and skins, head to toe. He looked more like an Eskimo, by his face as well that was browner and his thicker, rounder, somewhat Asian-looking features.


“Nivese!” Furio called up. “Northern most people!”


“Are we that far north?”


Graham quickly mumbled into Furio's ear who passed the information: “Not as of yet! The icy lands of the Nivese people are more northern still than the Gjalskerlands, but they do whaling so it is not surprising the Thorwalsh took them as thralls!”


“Another slave, huh? Poor guy only wanted to munch some blubber.” Laura crushed the Nivese in between her fingers and flicked his body away.


“The horses are coming!” Furio warned. “Keep us safe!”


They were coming indeed, tiny men on tiny horses.


“Aw, they're riding ponies!” Laura noted with a most delighted smile.


It had something cute, or else comical, the fat bellied animals with their short, stunted legs. Atop them sat tiny Nivese warriors with short and recurved bows.


“Are they having their thralls do their fighting?” Janna asked sceptically.


The Nivese showed no sign of breaking their tediously long charge. If they were smart slaves they could have turned east and tried to run away.


“The children of thralls go free.” Laura explained but Janna had known that already. “There are only men, so I think they just want to protect their homes. Let's crush them.”


Horas bore the Nivese no ill will that Janna knew of, but as it happened they were at war and the tiny, determined fools and their ponies had decided to join the battle.


“Keep them away from our friends.” She said and the both of them moved forward.


Their bows were stronger than their short length had led her to believe, but her face was high enough to make a difficult target. There were perhaps two hundred riders, maybe less, but their formation was loose. What the ponies lacked in speed they made up in agility too. Janna's first stomp failed to flatten anything other than moss and grass.


Even though the rains had stopped the ground was still full of water and slippery to tread upon.


“Fuckers!” Laura spat when she found out as much and almost fell trying to stomp on the riders who seemed miraculously unaffected by the treacherous ground.


But in the end, they were small and slow. The Nivese tried their luck at creating a large circle around the two giantesses, firing arrows on the move. That turned out to be fatal mistake. Janna and Laura just took a step into their circle and trampled everyone they got under their feet.


“Hah! Hah!” Riders spurred their ponies, riding without hands, stirrups, bridles or even saddles.


While the two half-circles dissolved, the mounts got into each other's way and became easy prey for Janna's feet. She had taken new, fresh toe slaves every day and no doubt they had to listen to everyone that was being crushed beneath her soles if her stomps hadn't rendered them blissfully unconscious.


The cacophony of noises beneath Janna was a mixture of commands in a tongue she hadn't heard before as well as shrieks and screams of terror. After a very short while, half the riders had found their end and the remaining half bolted east in a rout. A nomad, disorganised military like that was prone to return to battle though, Janna reasoned. The Thorwalsh shield wall formation was advancing but still way too far away to do anything.


“Hunt them down!” She shouted to Laura but that was utterly superfluous. Like a toddler on an anthill, wearing a menacing grin, Laura went after the fleeing riders getting as many of them underfoot as she could.


When Janna looked down after a while of squelching mounted bowmen she found that her jeans and shirts were riddled with arrow shafts.


“Right flank, double time! Left flank, shorter!”


“Oorah!”


“For Swafnir! Olport! Thorwal!”


Janna and Laura had moved so far east that the puny shield wall formation had to change course. It went not very well and orderly. Such a long and thin spread formation was hard to maintain. The Horasians could have done it, Janna was sure, but this mob of barbaric warriors had too little training in formations for that.


“I think it's fine.” Janna told Laura who was still feverishly crushing the remnants of the cavalry. Laura meant to do a thorough job however and danced left and right over the last few dozen. Not a single one escaped which was quite impressive. A few half-squashed ones could be heard moaning somewhere and some ponies neighed to be put out of their misery.


Janna made sure to step on a few of those while she made back to quickly check on Graham and Furio's well-being.


“Olporters, if you are marching any slower you would go backwards!” Laura proclaimed defiantly, legs widespread and hands on her hips. “Are we going to have a battle or not?!”


Her chucks were smeared with fresh blood and remains and in there too were people of a previous village, thrown around ere they were ground to smears or suffering within her sock between her toes.


“These Nivese were ten times braver than you and now they're all dead already!”


Janna wasn't sure what she had expected to happen at Olport. If it was another battle, why not, she thought. But somebody in that complete mad and useless shield wall had to know that what they were doing was futile, that she and Laura could stomp them like grapes in a vat no matter how many or how fierce they were. Their formation was three times as long as Janna was tall but they couldn't very well climb on top of each other to attack Laura or her anywhere meaningful.


But Laura's taunts played the proud and stubborn warriors like fiddles.


“Berserkers! Forward!”


“Gjalskers, with me! Charge!”


“No! Not yet!”


“Yaaa!”


There was no telling who led this army at all. Janna could make out a few figures with obviously fine clothes, velvet and fur cloaks, golden chains around their necks and the such like. One man even wore gilded chain mail and helmet and a heavy, cumbersome axe with shiny stones inlaid in gilded steel. It couldn't be pure gold, that would be just too idiotic to fathom.


Janna had seen berserkers before but telling them apart from Gjalskers or Swafnir priests in turn was sheer impossible at a distance. Those that fought clothed were definitely not Swafnir priests, but not all that were naked and tattooed could be Swafnir priests either. She knew that Gjalskerlanders were more northern, more hard and more wild than the southern Thorwalsh. But here, the Thorwalsh people of the Hjaldingers dwelled as well, had they not crossed by the Hjalding gulf two or three days past, by Waskir. The Hjaldingers were something in between, apparently, or of their own. Furio had not been able to make that clear enough, seemingly too lacking a thorough understanding of the subject matter. To Janna they looked all the same and it was of no consequence.


Berserkers were huge, wild, crazy people, fighting with an axe in each hand or one huge, two-handed one and with no regard for their own lives. Armour only slowed down a man or woman such as that, as apparently did clothes sometimes. But if the Gjalskers were any different, it was hard to see.


A good fourth of the force loosed out of it's ranks and stormed headless at Laura, screaming. Janna used the confusion to swing west herself, outflank the shield wall and come out behind them all.


“Hey!” She waved her hand at them sweetly. “I'm behind you, crushing your city!”


She did nothing of the sort, just standing in between Olport and the fighters, but a horn was blown and the chaos was perfect. Some who ran at Laura turned and reconsidered, bumping into those behind them. Along the shield wall, people wanted to move into all directions at once. Bowmen were unsure were to turn and have melee troops protect them. From the main force, not a single blow had been struck so far, or a single arrow fired.


Some berserkers seemed to lose their minds and started attacking each other.


“Have you ever seen something so useless?” Laura frowned. She just needed to raise her voice a little to be audible over the screams, horns and shouting.


Janna shook her head: “Do you mind cleaning this up while I hit the city?”


“Knock yourself out.” Laura smirked back.


The vast majority of people were fighting and just as Janna turned she could hear the crunching sound of Laura's weight on people. She smiled. Over ninety meters tall and nine thousand tons heavy, Laura was a killing machine. Janna was taller still and heavier by three thousand tons, but she had had her fill of battles for now.


“No you don't!” Laura shouted, marching right through the line to block the many who wanted to go after Janna moving into their city.


Olport looked pretty empty. Janna stepped on a few houses and kicked through a few more, revealing those that did not partake in the fighting. They were either very old or very young, sick, with child or Nivese and female. Janna crushed them all. In the harbour a ship made loose, but the mouth of the river was too crowded with anchored ones to get through, bound hull to hull because the piers could not offer docking space for so many.


In the city, death was a more personal affair. Out on the field, Laura squelched fighting people by the dozens. Janna killed them mostly one by one. A shrieking big-bellied woman ran out of a house before her feet and became one with the trampled earth road a moment after. A disoriented blind man, a limping grandmother, a Nivese family shouting in their strange, alien language all met their ends beneath the hard leather soles of her boots.


And then she slipped out of them, doing it all on socks still while people were struggling in between her toes, pushing against the unforgiving fabric. They died eventually too, hitting the ground to many a time when Janna stepped anywhere, on anything or anyone else.


On socks she could feel her evil deeds, her victims, their struggles and their ends better. Her power over them was beyond comparison and she could feel herself getting drunk on it. To think back how she and Laura had played on acting morally in Thorwal seemed absurd now. Still, what she was doing conflicted her on the inside but that was strange since she wasn't doing anything she hadn't done before. In near every village there had been defenceless creatures such as these. Perhaps it was only that there was time to reflect now, time bought by Laura and her stomping feet still dealing with the army outside the city.


Janna blinked the thoughts away and turned a cold side. It was cold here, very much so, ever since she had shrugged off her blanket back where Graham and Furio were. It was so easy to kill and crush and trample the tiny people. She climbed the hill to the great hall and smashed everything there. If there had been people, she hadn't seen them but they were just as dead when she was done.


After that more houses crunched beneath her, and the occasional runner. When she arrived crushing and destroying at the market square by the harbour on the western side of the river three tiny figures stepped out in front of her as though to bar her passage.


“Stop in the name of the Twelve!”


Now here was a conflict of a different kind. The speaker was female, perhaps of an age with Janna, clothed in white and icy blue robes. She was flanked by two older male priests of different gods, one in brown and beige, the other deep blue all.


If they were Thorwalsh it was hard to tell. They were neither tall nor tiny, their hair not southern but neither braided as Thorwallers often did. Janna could have stepped on and crushed the three and went on but now that she had already halted she might as well play this out. Behind the trio three houses gave hints of whom she was dealing with. It was Thorwalsh architecture but the engraved pictures on the wood and pillars were not consistent with Swafnirism.


“What are servants of Travia and Efferd doing here?” She asked evilly, feeling very much like the monster she was. It was in a positive way, an erotic way. She was wet in the loins too.


The colours of their robes she could only do so much with, but the goose and the dolphin on their temples were easy giveaways. The third, the young female's, Janna couldn't get a rhyme on. Firun, the god of winter and hunting seemed logical since it was very far north but his animal was an ice bear far as she knew. The temple, slightly larger than the other two, showed depictions of wolves.


The male priests seemed too afraid to speak and the female seemed shocked by the fact that Janna had heeded her words so far.


“Do the Thorwalsh not shun the Twelve?”


It was her last attempt at getting a response already, Janna decided. If they wouldn't speak she'd crush the guys and masturbate with the girl while flattening their gods' houses. Furio would object, perhaps, if he dared, but he was too far away to see and Janna was worked up. If she was really a servant to Horas perhaps she should spare the priests and the temples. But then again, this was war and gods weren't real, no matter what Laura said about that whale.


Janna's horniness was real though. Her pussy wanted the girl. It was almost twitching for it. A response didn't matter any more. Her shaking fingers plucked the priestess off the ground and her foot crushed the other two flat where they stood. Janna wondered what they had been thinking, getting in her way like that.


“No!” The robed girl screamed in terror when Janna's sock-clad foot moved to demolish the house of Travia. “They are hiding in there!”


Janna crushed it anyway, letting her weight sink through the roof. She thought she could feel a few pops and squelches.


“Didn't receive the hospitality they prayed for, did they?” She asked grunting. Her breathing was laboured.


“Does Efferd protect those who seek shelter?” She went on before trotting the respective temple flat. Some had, apparently, but fewer. “And what little god do you serve?”


She turned.


“Don't do this, please!” The priestess begged through her tears. She was very much of an age with Janna and that made it all the more powerful to be able to do this.


Janna's body collapsed and her jeans-clad behind came down on the largest temple with a crash.


“No!” The tears wouldn't stop streaming from the female's face.


“There were the most in your temple, am I right?” Janna asked her. “Because the Thorwalsh up here serve your half god too? Or the Nivese?”


It was the most logical conclusion but she didn't find out if it was true or not. Wanton beyond care, she popped open the button of her jeans and pulled down the zipper. At first, the priestess didn't put up much of a fight so Janna used her harder. She struggled then and it was good.


“Busy without me I see.” Laura came stomping by, blood-smeared shoes, crushing houses and hunting people.


Janna could only moan back at her, grab her and pull her down into a kiss. Then she struggled out of her pants and panties. Laura smirked when she found the female on Janna's crotch, picking her up with her teeth. The priestess was still alive while she being smothered between the sex and tongue of the two gargantuan lovers. She was still alive when Laura swallowed her after Janna's orgasm too.


When the stronghold, the bridges, the ships and all the houses were smashed to bits and splinters it was evening. Somehow, Janna still wished there was more to kill. They had forgone supper too. Furio and Graham weren't allowed to set foot in Olport. Instead, Janna plucked the two from their hiding spot, wrapped herself in her blanket again and moved on.


Before it got too dark they found three more villages up the river that split in two arms a little south. Nadrafall sat at the fork and it's inhabitants were trapped and devoured, all. It was long since Janna and Laura had eaten normal food and today was no change in their diet in that regard. No doubt there was alcohol to be had in masses, but the two drank river water instead. It had become their custom somehow. War and marching was not a time to be drunk and hungover.


They challenged each other to game of swallowing as many people alive as they could. The goal was to feel them squirm eventually but that didn't work quite as well as Laura had clearly hoped it would. Hungry, their bellies digested the tiny, living morsels too quickly or else they drowned in the water they drank. Sometimes Laura reported to feel a single kick or a desperate beat of a fist but according to Janna's own experience it was barely recognizable.


Thinat was up the river, almost into the Grey mountains and they ate it's inhabitants too. The last village on that day had no name on Furio's map and it was so small that Laura spread out her blanket and laid down on top of it, beckoning Janna to lay down by her side. Then they hugged and tussled, rolling around to flatten everything good and proper.


-


All inhabitants of the nameless village die because too giant girls decide to sleep on top of them. Once again, there is no contention in my mind that we are dealing with giant girls here. Their playfulness, even wantonness at times can not ought be explained.


How they do it does not matter, I suppose. I admit that I am beyond grappling with the unnecessary slaughter. What I am having trouble with is putting in terms what happened to the people of Thorwal. Not the city, as of yet. That is still to come. I speak of every village and city along the coast, from Njalsklint to Runinshavn all the way up to Olport. The term 'removed' comes to mind but does not quite do justice to the reality I have witnessed. Exterminated and killed both are accurate and still fall short. Crushed and eaten would be more detailed but I fear too graphic to be repeated in halls of study. Perhaps murdered is the right word. I shall leave this decision to his Royal Magnificence's censors to make.


Mountains slow the giantesses down. This might be very important observation in the future. The highlands that connect Grey Mountains and Greater Olochtai are inhospitable but not require any climbing on their part. Still, they have to go up hill and down hill, and they have so grossly overeaten the day before. Overeaten on men and women no less, devoured alive. They could barely wolf down anyone at Nadorp this morning, trampling the gross under their gargantuan feet instead.


Now it is evening again and Waskir is before us. These lands are called the Waskir Highlands, but hills are smaller than the ones we crossed today. For once, it's not a port city we attack and also a disproportionately fortified one. Young Graham tells me that the walls and palisades have been erected to combat the threat of mountain clans come raiding out of the Olochtai. He is a knowledgable lad and I trust him. I have to. All I know up here I know from him.


He informs me further that a great part of the city is made up exactly of those mountain men the walls, complete with crenelations and parapets, were meant to ward against. They are wild Hjaldingers, southern Gjalskerlanders and Fjarningers. When we are done, only Gjlaskers and Fjarningers will remain. More than half of Hjaldingers and Thorwallers are dead at this point.


Day to day, we are travelling in the gargantuan hands of Janna. She is gentle with us and seems to consider us valuable. Her slightly smaller friend, Laura, considers us tools, servants. They both have the right of it somehow. We are captives first and foremost, though I do my best to act as though I am their equal.


In trying to be ally to these creatures it is best to be honest, lest they feel betrayed afterwards and kill at a whim, out of emotion. It is also best to render oneself free of hypocrisies. Janna's frown seldom means anything good and the fortifications of Waskir have her vexed now. They are bewildering to me as well, having believed the tales about Thorwalsh prowess. What we saw at Olport and many a village had confirmed that believe. Why the Hjaldingers decided to fortify this city I can only explain by guessing that the wild men of the harsh, hard mountains love fighting and raiding even more than the former.


Let it be noted that Waskir seemed to have been a centre for metallurgy. The Thorwalsh never managed to produce steel of high quality and thus this knowledge might be of little consequence. It is certainly of even lesser consequence now. For some it might be noteworthy because it presents the second contradiction to Thorwalsh decentralization after the capital city. In my opinion as a scholar, Silem Barroco's proposal still stands: The primary mode of living for the Thorwaller is, or rather was, the village.


I judge Waskir's walls twenty meters high in total, which means that they reach around Janna's knee. It will thus not surprise anyone that the city, in spite of it's fortifications, is utterly indefensible. The giantesses complain that many inhabitants are too dirty to eat and there is no large enough water source accessible to them for cleaning. Laura makes a jape about eating Graham and myself but these kinds of things fail to rattle me any longer. At this point, even the lad seems less affected.


The giantesses eat whom they deem clean enough and kill the rest of those surviving the brief, initial encounter rencounter by throwing them into the fire pits that had been used priorly for working metal.


The screams of the burning


Drawing here from it should be noted that being filthy might per circumstance ward against being eaten, though not against being killed. The city yielded enough for them in the end, so I cannot tell how long the giantesses can go without food for certain.


Before we arrive at the Hjaldor Mountains there are only three very small villages and I inform the giant beings that they had best eat all they find. They heed my advice, for once not forcing people into the confines between their toes, a practise they had taken up a while ago on the march. The last village is Fjarngard and it yields far too few souls to sate the ever hungry bellies of the giantesses.


We all are making the climb hungry. I haven't eaten in a day and neither has my companion. Our captors seem to have simply forgotten and our stale bread and dried fish has run out. Though being carried it is exhausting and dangerous. The peaks here are high, unpassable for an army or even most wanderers, and the map is woefully inaccurate. Graham tries his best to sketch in the path we are taking but the endless shaking, tilting and up and down barely allows it. I'm writing this in retrospect, for I could not hold the quill steady either. Perhaps it was good that I had not eaten, or else I might have wretched all over again.


One day into the mountains and the giantesses do not fare very well either. They are unused to lack of provisions and complain of stomach pains. The hungry looks I am given by Laura start to give me chills all over again. They cannot eat rocks and of mountain goats and birds of prey there are too few to feed them sufficiently.


It is hard to think on an empty stomach and the two seem to quarrel in their foreign tongue over how to move on. Graham and I recognize too late we have made an error and led the girls through the southern foothills of the mountains, making it unnecessarily hard for them. As good as this knowledge is to have, I was quite scared by the giantesses' wroth.


Laura argued long and hard with Janna, demanding she at least be allowed to devour Graham, but the larger giantess with the mountainous bosom was unyielding, much to our luck. I must note here that I am very pleased with Graham. He makes a fine student, has a quick wit and is not overly talkative. After losing my beloved Rondria previous acolyte I am hesitant to take on another student but the lad has earned my trust, not at the latest by staying and sharing the horrors of this voyage with me. He could have sneaked away in the night but never did, and I value that greatly. My burden has become a too large one to shoulder alone.

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Thorsten did not entirely recall how he had gotten to this strange place or why. He remembered the two strangers that cared for him and Léon. They had to be witchers, he judged, for their work had been nothing short of miraculous. They conversed in a queer tongue with each other, wore even queerer clothes and had all manner of potions for healing. Unfortunately, they spoke very little of the common tongue and so there was only so much Thorsten could speak with them in the dimly lit room with four beds where they were kept under guard. There were boards nailed before the window, but they looked as though they had been there for some time.


The man was called Steve. If not for that otherworldly name, his apparel and his foreign language, the strapping, young fellow might have been a Garethian for all Thorsten knew. The girl Christina had sot-black skin and coarse hair, suggesting that the both of them were from a place far, far south of the world. Other than names and expressing gratitude conversation was hard and it burned under Thorsten's fingernails to break out of the room and be free.


Thanks to Steve and Christina, Léon's fever had retreated, his wounds were healing fine and he swallowed water, broth and soaked bread and even talked some when he was awake. Before, the Horasian had almost been a corpse.


“Lionel?” He had asked the first time he had opened his eyes again and Thorsten had had to tell him the gruesome news.


“His brother. Dead.” He had explained next to the black witch Christina when she seemed to inquire as to why a tear was rolling down Léon's cheek. It had almost been sad enough to wet Thorsten's own eyes and it certainly had Christina's.


She and Steve were terrified of their situation, that much Thorsten was able to tell as well. In their place he might have felt just the same. Witchers were most often met with hostility when caught. But now the two of them had Thorsten's gratitude and he'd be damned before he let anything bad happen to them. The jailers were most forthcoming to him and Léon, calling them milord and even apologizing over the fact that Thorsten, by now back to full strength and growing restless, was not allowed to leave the room. They seemed suspicious but appropriately courteous to Steve too. For Christina, some of them only had contempt.


“Aww.” One guard had mocked after placing a bowl of hot broth with carrots and onions into Thorsten's and Steve's hands, placing Léon's on a stool but pouring Christina's onto the rushes right before her eyes.


Christina had cried and Thorsten's anger had flared so hard that he had broken the man's jaw. That had been this morning. He had given his food to Christina and gone hungry, wondering ever since if the next time the door opened he'd receive the long overdue mid-day course of salt mutton or a punishment.


“Thorsten.” Léon said weakly from his bed.


He rushed over, leaning over the small man.


“Will they not let us out yet?”


“No.” Thorsten softly shook his head. “I punched one of them.”


Léon sighed, or else it was meant to be a laugh: “You're a big oaf, you know that?”


He coughed.


“You should rest some more. I will get us out of here when you are on your legs again my friend.” Thorsten tried to reassure him.


Léon's face hardened: “To bury my brother.”


“Yes. Are you still in pain?”


“Pain? Hurt?” The witch robbed over on the ground, fumbling with her red bag of potions.


“No.” Léon smiled at her and even managed to extend a hand to rub her cheek with a finger.


Thorsten didn't know if it was smart to touch a black sorceress' face. Some people claimed one could get accursed. On the other hand, he had heard the claim that it was good luck as well. Steve sat on the opposite side of the room against a wall and sighed. He was almost as restless as Thorsten, often walking up and down or pushing himself off the ground on his arms until he was tired, seemingly just to have movement. That was a sentiment Thorsten could well understand.


“You two, away!” A brisk voice commanded suddenly outside the door.


There were footsteps, the sound of the wooden bar being removed. When it opened a young knight in chain mail stood there, giving Thorsten a challenging look.


“Olafsson?” He asked, trying to look big, an effort that was thwarted as soon as Thorsten rose. “My lord, we have wronged you. You are free.”


My lord was the wrong title. Sons of jarls and hetmen didn't have titles, though they were commonly well revered. Thorsten understood by now that it was a courtesy and that it looked stupid to object to it.


“I am not leaving without my friend.” He gestured at Léon. “But I'm glad to be let out of this room and should like for my two other friends to be allowed the same.”


The knight chewed on his tongue.


“They are not allowed.” He finally said. “Lord Kraxl mistrusts them I'm afraid.”


Lord Kraxl was the man in command here, Thorsten had gathered from the guards' apologies.


“That headless rooster mistrusts his own shadow.” The vaguely familiar voice of a woman said.


From behind the knight's back stalked the small, slender, beautiful woman that Thorsten remembered admitting him and Léon into her village. It was the giantess' village, in truth, but the huge monster seemed to heed her words. The woman had something of a cat the way she moved. After he woke up in a stockade with Steve and Christina it had also been her to get them out of there and in here.


“I remember you.”


“Well done!” She chuckled.


“I owe you my gratitude.”


There were a lot of people Thorsten owed gratitude to as of late.


“And I seem to recall pledging my service to your queen, fighting giants.” He added towards the knight. “I still mean to do that once I'm done helping my friend bury his brother.”


Léon winced and the knight turned to him, surprised to find him awake: “My lord! How are your wounds?”


“Better, though the arm will be a while yet.” Léon slightly nodded his head on his straw-stuffed pillow. “Thank you, Sir...?”


“Egon.” The knight bowed. “At your service.”


Léon turned his head some more and gave the man a further inspection: “You must be Lord Firunz' son. How fares your noble father?”


Thorsten remembered how oddly well informed the Horasian always seemed to be.


“Well!” The knight replied, once more surprised. “But I'm afraid he is too gouty to participate in our war.”


“A wise man, that. War, you say?” Léon's tone was still weak but suddenly had a bit of that mocking edge, that gameness again. “Why, does the oak tree finally rattle it's branches?”


Egon looked at him perplexed before turning back to Thorsten: “We remembered Queen Effine mentioning you. Once again, my apologies, my lord. We thought you died. Where are your men?”


“Feasting.” Thorsten gave a shrug. “In Swafnir's halls.”


“They're dead!” Léon explained, scoffing when the knight looked irritated. “As are most of your own I can only presume by that scent of hope in your voice, Sir.”


He coughed and Egon's face darkened.


“Our standing is not good.” The knight admitted to Thorsten. “We may have need of you. There seem to be wild mountain savages surrounding us and we do have too few men. So long as we are surrounded we cannot get word out for reinforcements either.”


“Dari!” Christina asked suddenly, crawling on the ground towards the woman. “Janna and Laura are here?”


The spoken to gave a condoling frown and touched the black witch's cheek. Perhaps it was good luck after all, Thorsten thought. The giantess was dead and the woman Dari was not, and she behaved next to the knight quite like an equal if not even more familiar than that.


“No.” She said sadly, but Thorsten thought to see some faint flicker in her eyes when she did. He couldn't place it, not without knowing whom the queer names belonged to. Probably more witchers, he concluded but then he remembered hearing the names in the stockade as well. People had been praying to them or using the names to curse at their captors, swearing that their goddesses would descent on them and crush them under their feet.


“Are you being treated well?” Egon turned to the girl, speaking as slow and pronounced as one would to a toddler.


Frightful, Christina nodded, afraid of him. She had not understood why they had been chopping the villagers' heads off. Explaining that it was something about gods was too difficult without a god at hand to point to. Thorsten's whale necklace had not been of use either because the foreigners were unfamiliar with Swafnir, the one true god of the seas.


“Your men, bad!” Steve shouted accusingly from the other side of the room. “We want out!”


“I cannot let you out.” Egon apologized.


Thorsten saw a way to be of help.


“Your turn-keys are treating the girl like a dog.” He said angrily. “What has she done to deserve that? And him too, why do you keep him locked up? If you fear they curse you, I can vouch for them. Look at Léon and me, we were dying when we came here and these two saved us with their magic!”


The young woman Dari gave him a tired look: “Best not say that too loud with this lot. It's bad enough as it is.”


Sir Egon was visibly uncomfortable.


“Would that I could let them out.” He said. “But they are more important than you know. They must stay in here for safety. I will see that they are treated better.”


Thorsten felt his rage boiling but he knew he could not free these two good people by force. Still he was the son of Olaf Oriksson, hetman of hetmen of Thorwal, that had to count for something.


“I will speak to your Lord Kraxl about that.” He spat defiantly.


“And Phex with you.” Dari scoffed. “We tried to tell the old oxen that they might save the king but he rather has Peraine priests poor more boiling vine and vinegar onto his corruption. Perhaps our two young friends might even be able to save his leg so that we needn't cut it off, but to ward against that the pious oaf rather has more prayers performed over him.”


She made a sour face: “Soon it will be Boron priests perform their rites and Andergast will have lost another king.”


“That must not happen!” Egon muttered loudly, more to himself than anyone in particular.


Léon stirred on his bed: “Er, who is that new king of yours?”


“Zornbold.” Dari answered for the knight. “He is not king yet, but betrothed to the late King Aele's widow.”


“An ambitious man, I heard.” Léon commented. “How did he come to peril?”


“His lordship took a grievous wound on the haunted hill after slaying Vengyr the druid and Albino, the pale giant king himself.” Egon declared proudly.


Something in the way Dari looked at him when he said that told Thorsten that it was not entirely true. Léon seemed to feel the same.


“I find that hard to believe.” He said. “And here I thought you knights were honourable people, so loving of truth.”


The knight chewed his lip and once more it was Dari answering for him: “It was Vengyr who banished Albino into the ground and a wizard who slew Vengyr in turn. His lordship had his leg crushed under a falling rock, but it was he who led a host there to participate in the fighting. Leave the king a tale to stake his claim on. It will matter little enough, soon as he dies.”


“And here's a half-truth I love to hear.” Léon gave an eerie smile. “Something tells me that mage's name was not Jindrich Welzelin.”


The smile grew wider when Dari's eyes flashed deadly for the blink of an eye. He turned to Thorsten who understood as little as Steve and Christina at this point.


“My trusty northern brute.” He said amiably. “Sad as I am to say, it seems there is more important business than burying my brother.”


-


Raw mountain goat tasted almost like a petting zoo smelled, but Laura had eaten all she could find just the same. Eagles had barely any taste at all on account of their feathers. Eating Furio and Graham would have been welcome, though after two and a half hungry days in the mountains there was barely any meat on them, Graham in particular. Somehow Janna always forgot to feed them even though she took care to let them drink when they found water.


Once she had tossed them a raw leg of one of the goats and they had fallen over the meat like animals. Tiny, tasty animals, Laura thought, but Janna had shouted at her and shielded them when she edged close.


Hunger turned their moods sour and they were bitchy, often snapping at each other over the smallest things. Laura realized that they had come to the edge of their strength by her little adventure. It had been easy enough and a world of fun, plundering along the rich coast leaving only trampled ground, smashed huts and crushed or thoroughly digested people.


Her mouth watered at the thought of a nicely intact village before her, more people than she could eat so as to leave some for her other needs. Sex was out of question now. It had been for days. There were no people to put between her toes or in her shoes either to ease the marching and for brushing her teeth she was down to water and her index finger again.


Janna kept an eye on mouth-cleanliness, not for kissing, they hadn't kissed in days either, but for fear of caries that could rot their teeth and drive them sheer mad, she swore, once it would infect a nerve. Back when there had been an overabundance of people they had used them for that too, as they had before on occasion. Even in places that chose to fight there were always a few that could be convinced to do the deed in exchange for their lives. And once they swore it was done Janna and Laura simply swallowed them along with anything they had pulled out from in between their teeth.


No one had ever survived the practise but Laura's mouth had never been cleaner. She had some part of goat stuck in between two of her molars now, she could feel, and her fingers were too big to grasp it. When she asked to be given Graham so that he may pull it out for her, Janna accused her of wanting to eat him and not unjustly so. Laura didn't understand why they should hold on to the little guy. He had had his uses when building maps for them whenever it was needed but now that they were out of the mountains and would find Thorwal easily enough on their own surely there was no harm in making the boy a snack.


She sighed. They'd eat in Thorwal by evening, she told herself. Her decision to leave it standing proved a brilliant move. Not only could she and Janna eat there but they could get the mats of their hair untangled and more of their bodies tended to. Then, tomorrow or perhaps after another day of well-needed rest, they'd flatten the place, go south and flatten everything there and then they'd meet Janna's Horasians.


The thought was all that kept her going. They were near their breaking point. Marching on an empty stomach was something they were not used to, and it hurt, not only in the belly but in the muscles too. Perhaps finding their breaking points had been one of her motivations for undertaking this adventure, she reasoned, but if she was true to herself she had believed it to be a cakewalk as much as most other things had been. Not all things. She remembered her way to Thorwal and the fog well enough but at least there had been villages with many people. Those last few after Waskir had been so small that they had not sufficed to get her and Janna full.


It would all be good when they reached Thorwal, Laura told herself once more. But in the evening, when she felt close to collapsing, the city they found was empty and burnt. It was Thorwal, there was no mistake about it. She saw the hill with the remnants of the dungeon keep, the market square, the winter harbour, the canal. The houses were burnt out shells and even the walls had caught fire in places. Butchered, rotting animals lay on the hill of the Ottaskin and the wall was decorated with rows of severed human heads, almost picked clean by the sea gulls.


The sea gulls had left the place during some point of Laura's stay, she remembered. Now they sat near everywhere, fat and screaming at each other. When she rushed forward to catch them they flew away and not one she could get in between her desperate fingers.


She collapsed then, falling to her knees and cried.


“Hey.” Janna's voice was desperate too, her hand hard on Laura's shoulder. Her body had grown leaner and harder these past few days. On earth, Janna had been hindered from sport by her massive tits and so only swimming and yoga had been left to her, the first of which was expensive, the second of which too boring for her to keep up. Now starvation had done for any few grams too much she might have had before.


“Come on, we have to move. We have to find food!”


“Let's just sleep here.” Laura cried. “I'm so hungry and tired!”


“I know.” Janna said through clenched teeth. “Let's go.”


“But it's almost dark!” Laura sniffed on, rubbing her eyes but the tears just kept on coming.


“Furio, can you explain this?” Janna's voice was sharper than she usually addressed the tiny mage. She brought her hand forth so rash that both he and Graham lost their feet.


“They must have burned it to deny you food.” He reasoned quickly when sitting upright again. “I would never have expected this. Their own capital...”


He looked as very much in shock as Laura felt, his hand on his equally empty stomach and his face a grimace.


“Where would they have gone afterwards?” Janna pressed on harshly.


“South.” He answered at once. “It's the only logical conclusion. All other villages are destroyed.”


“Let's eat them and go there.” Laura lashed out to catch Janna's hand but she snatched it away, closing the two tasty morsels in her fist.


She rolled her eyes and pulled Laura to her feet. Then she yanked her on. There was only black earth left were before something edible might have been growing still. The first and second village were trampled by giant feet and deserted. After that, the villages were burnt out, not a scrap of food to be had.


Janna donned the night vision device to her head with iron determination. Soon after, Laura was dragged on through the darkness by her hand.


“I see a city, but it's burned out as well, just like the villages.” Janna told Furio after Laura did not know how long. Her clothes were still wet from crossing the Bodir and she was cold. She shivered and somehow that seemed to widen the hole in her belly even more.


There wasn't a scrap of food to be had anywhere, everything was destroyed. The rotten corpses they found here and there sounded more tempting with every minute but Janna forbade eating those too.


“Kendrar.” Furio's voice was tired and desperate. “I cannot explain th-”


His voice was muffled when Janna closed him in her fist again and moved on as she had before. Laura only wanted to sleep. Perhaps she was sleeping some of the way, even while walking. Perhaps some of it was dream. It repeated somehow, over and over again like a deja vu, every time Janna reported seeing something, a dead body, a village, something she wanted to inspect further. Laura did no longer get her hopes up of finding anything.


When after a long while Janna all but jumped with joy and explained that they stood before another river and a city on the other side Laura somehow expected that it was false. They had reached Nostria at last, Janna proclaimed, now everything would be better. But after wading through the Ingval and discovering that Salza had been burned like all the rest even she collapsed with a thud, first to her knees and then all the way, the night vision goggles smashing on the ground and off her head.


Laura collapsed beside her and used her last strength to drape her blanket over both them. And then she slept, not knowing if she would ever wake up again.


-


“Get the wagon out of that ditch now!” The master of wagons roared.


The men said of him that his voice could be heard for kilometres and it was exactly his reputation that had made Lee pick the man for this highly important task over the far higher ranking Horasian or Maraskan officers he might have chosen. The strength of his voice was enormous but he was only one man and a less experienced waggoner had just steered his huge, overladen carriage off the road in the darkness.


Weary Lee reached for the stoneclay bottle bound to his saddle bags. It was said that when a man drank directly from the bottle as he did now he had a drinking problem. But for once his bottle was not filled with Maraskan liquor but water, spiced with a few slices of lemon and just a cup or two of the stuff Lee usually drank.


“Race ahead and tell the advance column to make shorter.” He commanded one of his officers.


“Hai!” His compatriot acknowledged and galloped off.


The main caravan was huge, thirty giant wagons laden with foodstuffs. It was not the first time Lee found himself in such a situation. Hjalmar Boyfucker's Thorwalsh had proved too fierce for the average Nostrian soldier, peasants equipped with spear and shield or bow and quiver that most of them were. The heavy cavalry of knights and lordlings had no trouble riding down Thorwalsh and treacherous Nostrians in the field but even they got in trouble in the dense woods of eastern Nostria. And on top of that there were far too few of them, just as there were too few trained, armoured infantry in their ranks.


So, grudgingly, General Scalia had ordered fourth and fifth light infantry and all Maraskan auxiliaries to reinforce them. It wasn't the first time they travelled at night either since the Thorwalsh ambushers too easily spotted the wagon columns at day.


Today though, they did their best to light their way with torches, making them even easier to spot. It was necessary. A scout party posted at Salza had spotted the giantesses alive but starving, no doubt on account of there being only deserted wasteland left north of the Ingval that way. The messenger had ridden his horse half to death on his gallop to the capital and it had been sheer luck that Lee had been there preparing yet another caravan of supplies to escort to the Andergastian border. The city of Nostria was where most of the Horasian supply ships docked to drop their wares.


The rider had taken arrows on the road, meaning that there was danger. It might have been outlaws but the burnt out villages Lee's caravan had passed by now told him that they were not. As a precaution he had posted the advance column in hopes of drawing out ambushers too soon so to allow a horse charge from the main force. Five wagons and a handful very cautious men made up that part of his force but today, travelling with far too many torches and in haste an attacker would only have to turn his head and peer down the road in order to be aware of them.


“There ya go!” The master of wagons roared when the giant wagon drawn by eight cold-blooded draft horses was on the road again.


Hectically the spilled chests and barrels were thrown atop it again and the caravan moved on.


“Next one drives off the road gets my whip!” The short but bulky man, clad in a heavy leather waggoners cloak went on. The crack of the long leather in his hand was even louder than his voice and it made the horses and men move faster.


“Come on, ye stinkin', horse manure eatin' Andergast lovers! Keep the wagons rolling!”


It would seem that Lee had made the right choice. Nostria to Salza was a two day trip under normal but favourable conditions. If taken by forced march, faster than any reasonable man would and with the formidable draft animals taken into account would mean that it was doable. It could be done in a day and a night by a regular caravan, bar too many mishaps along the way. The wagon into ditch incident had not been the first, nor would it be the last if Lee was any judge. Nonetheless he meant to ride through the night and try to reach Salza by noon of next day, no matter what.


It was risky. He couldn't afford to lose his face over this, but neither could he lose the giantesses. He needed both if he wanted to recapture Maraskan with their help. If not by their direct help the huge creatures might loose forces from Nostria to undertake another voyage to the island and Lee meant to still be a general on that day.


The road snaked along the coast and it was cobbled and well maintained, something that could not be said of any roads or wagon trails of the north east towards the Andergastian border. The master of wagons held the pace steady and high, making even more way quicker than Lee had dared to hope. A wheel broke but it was replaced quickly, thirty strong men lifting the axle up. The pins that fixed the wheels onto the axis broke most often and they went through quite a few of those, but when the caravan master swore he'd use the next pin breaker's fingers to replace them the incident miraculously stopped to occur.


All villages were empty and burnt out, even the fields where haystacks had been left to carry off into storage after some more drying. The land was eerily devoid of people, but that might just as well have been because it was night. There were people here somewhere. Someone had filled all those fresh graves they passed, marking them with stones, sticks or even Boron wheels. The Thorwalsh had hit suddenly and ferociously, but word among the peasantry had spread quickly as well. The Thorwalsh didn't have horses, much to their disadvantage in that regard. And without ships they could only pull that neat trick of appearing out of nowhere once, which was why they were now preying on any travellers or wares being transported.


With all the levying most fighting age males were under arms anyway. Women and children had fled to holdfasts, castles, cities or went into hiding. They knew their own lands better than the Thorwalsh did. Another advantage. Still, many of them had died. Holdfasts had been burned out as well as villages, but Hjalmar lacked the strength and had scattered his forces too much to attempt a siege on a castle or walled city.


Lee was certain he had seen the face of a young girl, gaunt and pale, staring back at him out of the charred ruins of Trontsand. That village had had a holdfast but it was just as much a burnt out shell now. Of the local noble lord or any of his troops there was no evidence. Likely they were off east, guarding a different column of wagons somewhere.


Just when he started to think the Thorwalsh might have moved on from this place they hit. One kilometre down the road horses dropped to an onslaught of arrows. Then there was shouting and the war was right ahead of them all at once.


“Riders, form line, advance!” Lee called out, spurring on his own horse into a trot.


“Hai!” The men shouted back at him in unison and followed.


“With me! Feishan, you I give the foot soldiers!”


“Hai!” The officer stopped his horse at once. “Father general, I will not disappoint you!”


Feishan was Lee's second eldest son so they seldom spoke unless the man caused any embarrassment. He was prone to boredom and lacked the ability to lay back, wait and do nothing. He was prone to drink and gamble as well, that much he shared with his father, but somehow he too often managed to stir up problems while doing so.


Ahead in the advance column was Lee's eldest son and pride. Wudong was taller than his father and brother, strong and courageous. He was handsome as well and listened to every word his father told him cautiously. Perhaps in thinking he relied on his father a little too much at times. Lee had heard the complaint that Wudong misunderstood commands in a way that should seem obvious to him to be nonsensical but still carried them out without thinking. A while ago he had been tasked to transfer the oral order that a cask of Hylailer fire, the stuff in fire apples, be put on one of the supply ships bound for Nostria. Somehow he had transferred that a whole ship of the stuff was needed, causing huge cost, an investigation and not to mention quite an embarrassment in the aftermath.


Worse yet, nobody seemed to know where the stuff had went. Some believed that the talk of explosions in the Thorwal harbour gave a hint of where.


If Wudong died before Lee reached him he'd had have to mourn. Such was custom, as well as Feishan becoming his eldest and pride then. After that Lee still had three other sons. One of fourteen was being trained to become cadet at sea in Kuslik, one of seven was being taught numbers and letters in Vinsalt in an expensive boarding school and one had just been let off his wife's teat. If Lee was able to return home, who knew, perhaps his wife could give him yet another son.


Their horses galloped down the road, torches and swords in their hands. The hard-wood plates of Lee's traditional Maraskan armour clacked loudly with every up and down. On his head was a visor-less helm of black steel, lobstered brass hanging down from behind to cover his neck and sides of his throat. Steel was still harder than the rare hard-wood, but infinitely heavier. Also, steel was noisy. Plate scratched or clacked on top of itself. Chain mail rustled when the bearer was moving and was loudest of all. While not galloping down a road with breakneck speed, the wooden armour allowed for more silent movement.


But only Lee had armour like that. The wood was precious and hard to come by and the armourers who knew how to treat it were few and fewer, especially now that Maraskan was occupied. Most of his men wore Horasian armour that was by no means inferior. Horasians produced steel of good quality and plate in sheer unmatched quantities in the world. They had numerous whole regiments of men clad head to toe in steel, light infantry in particular but also helbardiers, heavy horse and such.


Maraskan weapons were more common amongst his auxiliary forces, family swords passed down for generations, but also heavy spears decorated with red feathers. Maraskan steel was the best in the world, tempered by masters who kept the secret of their art well. There were one handed blades and longer ones to be used in one-and-a-half hand style combat which the Maraskans pioneered. Lee's own blade was of the latter variety. He had inherited it from his father and he always loved the way the rippling steel shun by light of a torch as it did now.


'I will not disappoint you!' He thought in his mind as he always did before a test. 'Maraskan will be free again!'


He was still on the wrong side of the world, but for once it felt like he was riding into the right direction, though it was north now. By the wagons, men of the advance column sought cover where they could. They were in between two patches of forest and it would have been prudent to first send men into each for clearing it before moving through. The Thorwalsh or Nostrian bowmen could fire at them from two sides and had them well and pinned.


Lee was presented with a difficult decision. If the Thorwalsh didn't charge, putting his horse in the centre would only get his own men trampled to death and serve nothing. If he split his force of fifty in two and sent them into the groves he risked putting each of them before a superior force of the enemy. Also, horses were far less useful on forest ground, especially in darkness. So, he called a halt.


Turning he saw Feishan's one hundred fifty foot charging up the road. They would be exhausted when they arrived and barely able to fight that way.


“You, go tell the infantry to save their strength.” He pointed at a man and then another. “You, ride to the advance column and tell them to charge the bowmen on the right.”


They were taking casualties, something had to happen and it didn't look like Wudong would have a brilliant idea any time soon. Another embarrassment, Lee thought bitterly, and right in front of so many of his compatriots too. Perhaps he had misjudged the caution of the men in the advance column, most of all his eldest son. It was unseemly to think that, but it light of things it seemed rather obvious.


Feishan slowed his troops down only slightly. He was eager to get into the fight and eagerest to please his father. In a similar effort he had acquired Novadi mirror armour, a heavy mail shirt with metal plates sown on it, inlaid with gemstones. It was meant to make him look more traditionally Maraskan but Lee had been wroth and told him to give the thing to a juggler. Perhaps he was too harsh on him sometimes and too lenient on his eldest, but such was the Maraskan way.


The horse of the rider he had sent towards the advance column took arrows and died under him but the man jumped off and slid beneath a wagon where others were cowering. Shortly after, the men broke out towards the right, torches and swords raised high, screaming.


“Charge!” Lee shouted and kicked his heels into his horse.


Hooves clattered on cobblestone and they came rushing on. The forest must have prevented the ambushers from seeing Lee's force but they noticed him now. Arrows from the left grove greeted them but they were few, loosed in haste and found fewer targets. An arrow hissed close by Lee's head and he could tell that it was a longbow by the velocity.


Without knowledge of the larger threat to the south sending all infantry from the left grove into the back of the ambushed was a prudent move. Now, notice of the incoming cavalry came too late for the Thorwalsh with shields, axes, spears and swords in their hands as they were crossing the road. Some savage, ornamented throwing axes flew in the last instant, then the cavalry rolled over the defenceless force like a wave.


With all this talk of ogres, ogresses and the two even larger giantesses around it was easy to forget that men could crush each other with the help of horses quite well too, not quite as gruesome but just as deadly still. It had been more than a hundred coming out of that grove and Lee hoped that the other didn't hold that many again, though it was likely and there were still the bowmen to content with.


All that had crossed the road were dead in short order however. A horse charge alone was devastating. Against an unprepared force it was nothing short of butchery and almost as easy as riding down grass for the attackers. The last few were slain by falling swords, barely a rider had even taken a blow or an arrow.


“Dismount!” Lee commanded as loud as he could, gesturing with his bloodied blade. It had been too long since his father's steel drank blood but he honed and oiled it daily to keep it razor sharp. “You ten, in there and kill the archers! All the rest with me!”


“Hai!”


It sounded mighty when it came from so many throats at once. Lee made into the right grove, the eastern one where the men of the advance column were engaging a superior force. If there were as many as in the other grove his men would not suffice to tip the balance in numbers alone and if their ability proved insufficient as well then it would be Feishan to hopefully break the Thorwallers' neck with his infantry.


Light was scarce in between the trees and Lee had to blink a few times to see where to point his sword. There were no different names for short or long blades on Maraskan. Both were called Night Wind. Foreigners called them Tuzak Knives for Maraskan's capital city, but they also called any blade of their own device that looked similar by the same name. In their ignorant eyes any slightly curved blade that was fully sharpened on the long and half way sharpened on the shorter side was a Tuzak knife, requiring no Maraskan steel, bamboo hilts, round metal plates for cross guards and worst of all no tradition.


Lee's eldest son's men were almost encircled and down to a few, and there were so many Thorwalsh that they could spill past them and rush towards the arriving reinforcements, closing the opportunity to fall into anyone's back as Lee had hoped to do.


“Raaah!” A man with shield and axe stormed at the man behind him.


Lee crouched quickly and flashed out his blade, cutting both legs of the attacker out from under him, right above the foot joints. The Thorwallers were huge, hairy men, the Maraskans shorter than the average Garethian. Still, their well made steel, armour and training made them equals. But the Thorwalsh had their women fight too. Lee had almost forgotten that before he identified the next fierce, gargantuan brute stabbing at him with a spear as a female.


He stepped left and cut upwards left to right, just as she stabbed, and she gave a grunt of surprise when the tip of her spear came flying off.


“Die!” She screamed and hammered the broken shaft against his helm so sudden and unexpected that he could not dodge and so hard that it made steel and head ring equally. Beneath he wore a padded cap as anyone who was not a complete oaf did, but no amount of stuffed linen could entirely shield against such force.


'And from a woman.' he thought bewildered as he finished his cut right to left, severing her unarmoured body in two at the midriff.


The grove grew on a small hill, giving the high ground to the Thorwalsh. They made no move to employ any more tactics as it seemed however, and Lee was not in a position to do any different. He doubted Feishan could even see him where he was now. Hissing somewhere told Lee that someone might be firing arrows at the incoming infantry.


There was nothing to be done about that. The next opponent was rushing him. Even taller than the first two, this man was naked, his manhood dangling left and right as he went. On his head was a wolf skin but that served little in terms of decency. The man didn't even have a shield to cover himself, wielding too huge axes instead.


Lee took a step back blindly and lucky of the room there was or else the blow might have injured him. Even the expensive hard-wood of his armour would crack from such savage blows. The man's eyes were white and wide, he hacked left and right without concern for his own cover. It was hard to get close because he had long arms and was hacking quickly. But axes were shorter than swords and Lee pivoted and lashed out a cut through the apple of the man's throat. To Lee's great surprise that didn't seem to stop the fighter. He didn't even seem to have noticed it, still hacking and hammering with his axes. Lee let himself be driven back further.


When his back bumped into a tree he knew he had to do something different but almost too late. The axe scraped over the upper of his wooden breast plates and he bulled forward right into the naked man's arms, driving his sword into his bowels and upward. A gasp came from the man's bloody lips and he died, axes falling to the ground on both sides.


Maraskan soldiers, their armour shining in the torchlight, formed another beleaguered circle against the superior numbers. Lee had been driven back quite a bit. Above the heads and through the shoulders of men, interrupted by rising and falling steel he could see the remnants of the advance party being overwhelmed and butchered.


Lee smiled. Being slain in combat would very much remedy any embarrassment Wudong had caused. He expected to find his eldest among the slain after the fighting. Wudong would not have fled, of that much he was certain. Now Feishan would be his eldest and Lee had to love him. First he would have to mourn though, but that had time until he would be able to come to rest after this campaign or maybe even until he returned to his temporary home with the Horasians to inform his wife. She would be proud of Wudong, just as he was.


-


Dari was glad to leave the queer Horasian behind. She asked herself if he could now of Xardas and what that possibility meant. She had no poison and Steve and Christina were in with him, but maybe she'd be able to slip in during the night and slit his throat. There were still the guards though. That would raise questions and was risky but it would not be doubtlessly traceable to her. It would be safer to look for a way of framing someone else for the murder, only that was hard. Léon Logue had affronted Egon to some extend but while temporarily being the knight's prisoner he was the very important Horasian noble now, and by Dari's doing.


And Dari didn't even know if killing him was the right choice. Maybe she'd speak with him alone to find out what he knew. But that prospect scared her. The man was clearly quick of wit and full of unexpected knowledge. Also, talking to him alone would be even more difficult than killing him.


Thorsten Hafthor Olafsson's back was twice as broad as Dari and it was quite a thing to see the man stretch his arms as soon as he was outside. He wore brown linen britches that were entirely too small for him, looking as though they had been cut off below the knee. At the front he could only lace them up a third of the way, leaving his thick, coarse hair down there spill out. That mattered little however, for there was almost a road of hair up to his navel and then again up to his chest that was all hairy too.


He must have noticed the beard he had grown out more fully since coming here because he smiled like that boy he was in truth when looking at his reflection in a pale of water. Then he washed, like the barbaric, northern Thorwaller he was, splashing water on his chest, his face and rubbing beneath his armpits before blowing out both holes of his nose right into the pale.


Meanwhile Egon was engaging with him in man-talk, paying Dari little heed.


“Stakes, all around the village.” The valiant knight said. “And an arrow tower on the crossroads, but we will build more soon.”


As soon as the mountain men had been spotted one morning, eerily standing about and glancing at them in their solemn silence, the Andergastians had begun fortifying. Villagers accepting the twelve had helped them with that and Dari had helped the remaining villagers stay alive by spreading the rumour that she had had a vision of goddess Laura, urging them to do so.


Fooling the villagers was easy, the newcomers not so much, least of all Lord Kraxl. With Zornbld too frail to move further the lord claimed that it was prudent he stay overcautious and oversee that nothing go amiss. Dari rarely ever got close to the man and he had armed guard about him day and night, as had Zornbold. To the latter they wouldn't let her close any longer either, regardless of what she had done for him after his injury.


The savages made everyone uneasy, even her. After standing for a while they had turned heel and vanished into the forest again. No one knew for how long they had been there or why they didn't attack. They were still there, sometimes chanting at night.


“Toten.” That seemed to be their favourite word, though no one had any idea as to what it meant.


“You will require weapons and armour.” Egon said. “Come, my lord.”


When Lord Kraxl learned of the two surprisingly important prisoners Egon had saved from the chopping block he had been suspicious, ordering them kept locked up until further notice. It had not been until Thorsten Olafsson broke a guardsman's jaw that he had finally consented to let the Thorwaller help them in their lack of fighters.


The head of Hammer the smith was not amongst those still rotting at the now empty stockades outside the village but very much still on his shoulders. Zornbold's party had not brought their own armourer and so they had employed the smith for the meantime after he professed to be the most Ingerim-beloving craftsman there ever was. He wasn't smart, Hammer, but he was not a complete dullard either.


“Ingerim with you, milord's!” He rasped overly happily and giving Dari a barely disguised wink when they arrived before his workshop.


He tossed a finished arrow tip onto a pile of others and bowed: “How can I be of service?”


“This man needs armour.” Egon said.


The short, bold smith had grown less stout in the stockade but his arms were still as thick as always. Thorsten, whom he gave a measuring look, had equally strong arms, only a great deal longer.


“Er, I recall a certain scale shirt that used to be yours, milord.” He mumbled apologetically. “Only, er, I have broken it up and used the metal.”


He gestured at his work on the floor: “Arrow tips. We need 'em plenty I'm told.”


“I liked that armour.” Thorsten replied dully. “It served me well against the last mountain men I slew.”


“Er, there is two hauberks I'm mendin'.” Hammer turned to Egon. “If it is milord's wish, I can mend 'em together, to suit this big man.”


“Good. What do you have for weapons.”


When the Andergastian nobles issued requests to small folk it seldom sounded like a question, Dari had found. Hammer had spears to offer, a falchion that Dari suspected the villagers had taken from the raiders and a wood axe. The Thorwalsh brute was displeased but took a spear, the falchion, a long shield with a metal buckler and the wood axe, though he only used it to hack off the lower part of his shield so as to make it more round.


The knight and the warrior were still having man-talk, arguing over whether axe or sword was better in combat and under which circumstances. Days in Lauraville could be dull like that now. Dari wasn't really allowed to do anything without Egon by her side. She tried her best to keep everything in order behind the scenes but that proved hard without any real power.


Egon had power, even though Lord Kraxl had the last word about every detail, and Dari could do a little of her work through him. He was still very much enchanted with her and she shared his tent and sleeping furs. She fucked him there, on the table, on his chests with things. They had even done it on a stool though that had ended with him falling over and she fucking him on the ground afterwards. The love was not half bad, but not really sweeping her off her feet either. In return Egon heeded her council and put as many of her demands into practise as he could.


It had been Dari's idea to free Thorsten and have him fight for them and she who had wanted Nagash's rotting body buried in the ground. The smell had started to become excruciating and it had been everywhere. With the giantess' tarred head they would not part, neither with the head of the male giant. He and the druid had flung themselves off the mountain of steel even before their party had returned to Lauraville with the dying king. It was odd, as if they had known their scheme had been a failure.


Most of the climbing soldiers had made back to the ground then but two, perhaps in search of making a name for themselves or just out of curiosity, had finished the climb and come back down with horrified faces, pale as milk.


“Furniture!” One of them had sworn. “Chairs, tables, beds! It's all queer and iron but I know these things, I'm a carpenter by trade!”


When posed with the question why the stools and tables unmanned him so the man had replied that they were huge, dozens of meters tall. Dari well remembered the inside of that mountain or what ever it was and had kept her mouth shut. It shuddered her just to think of it. They had cut out the man's tongue with a glowing hot knife, for lying. The other soldier had said nothing and kept his tongue, using it shortly after to profess to the men that up there was truly nothing, nothing to be afraid of, nothing out of the ordinary, as if a mountain completely made of steel was somehow natural to begin with.


“I have changed my mind about armour.” Thorsten told Egon. He must have seen that mountain too but seemed to think nothing of it, or else he knew what kind of place this was and was not half as shallow as he seemed to be. “But I still believe it is not important as you think.”


Egon argued feverishly and somehow seemed to stick out his chest, broaden his shoulders and stand taller than he was. He wasn't a small man, not by any means, but he simply could not compare with Thorsten. Thorsten was younger than Egon but every bit of him was bigger. And there was a lot of him to be seen, wearing only the far undersized britches. It was enough to give a woman some ideas. The man was a stallion in body and fair, yet manly, handsome of face. A pleasant thing to look at, this man. Dari liked his back especially, broad and strong as it was.


“Armour is not everything, I agree.” Egon argued. “But take, say, a peasant in plate and pit him against one without plate and you will see that the one with plate fares three times better.”


“I take three peasants over your one man in iron.” Thorsten held against. “They would beat your one man down without a chance. Still, a good fighter would make short work of all three of them. It is training and strength that makes most.”


“But not if all three of them had armour.”


Both of them were wrong in Dari's experience, but then again, her way of fighting was different from theirs. They probably wouldn't even consider it fighting all that much, striking quick and suddenly, unexpected when she could and always precise. She had only ever encountered one opponent she didn't know how to tackle. Well, two if counting Xardas with his magic. The other had been a knight guarding the door to an underground bed chamber. Who was madly afraid enough to post a knight to guard a bed chamber, she had asked herself. It had been someone very prudent as it turned out. After all, someone was bad enough intent on killing him to pay Dari's absurdly priced fee.


The knight had been steel, head to toe. One often said that about kights, but on this one it was true, literally. Black, flat-topped pot helm without visor, only small holes for breathing and seeing. There was no way to his eyes or face without a very long, very thin object Dari hadn't possessed at the time. It was bolted to his breast plate. Bolted! The man couldn't move his head but there was no way to cut his throat either.


Steel boots, even the soles by the sound of his footsteps. Steel fist gloves with the heavy, spiked mace permanently attached. Sometimes there was a way around the plate by going after joints like the elbow, the knees and the armpits. But under that hideously perfect suit of armour the man wore heavy mail too. In the end, Dari hadn't killed him. She had tossed a copper over his head and he had turned, stomping and rattling like a wagon laden with iron pots and skillets, looking after the source of the noise.


He was so loud that he couldn't even hear the heavy oaken door creak after Dari had picked the lock. She slit in, drove a dirk through her sleeping target's brains and slipped back out before the knight had even been back at the door. He saw her though, being just on his way back.


“Who goes there?!” His voice rang hollowly in his helm.


“Only me.” Dari had answered innocently and hurried away.


The next day it was made known that Hermin Morningwood, the great money lender, had been killed by a ghost. The knight had never quite seen her through his tiny view holes and probably not clearly heard her voice either. Perhaps he had later realized his mistake and not mentioned that he had seen anyone, hence the ghost story.


“You think you could beat me without armour on?” Egon challenged heatedly.


Thorsten returned the fiery look: “I could.”


Dari grew weary. Sure, fighting, weapons, defences and armour were all very important in their current situation but it made for a dull talk to listen to. While she revelled in dreams about that almost prickly contract back then their conversation seemed to have somewhat escalated.


She had expected Lord Kraxl to be their destination after the smith so that Thorsten might get his chance at gnawing his teeth off on the man's stubbornness. Now they were standing in front of Egon's tent.


“Don't cry when I hit you.” Egon said when he came back out, tossing Thorsten a blunted practise sword.


“You two oafs can't be serious!” Dari gasped, overwhelmed with the stupidity. She was utterly ignored.


Egon donned padded gloves and an iron helm he hadn't even worn at the Battle of Haunted Hill. In the battle against the druids he had only worn his mail coif. Thorsten didn't have a helm and the swords were blunted, but steel non the less. He could be gravely injured in this farce, perhaps even be killed. Egon was smaller than him but still a knight and a valiant fighter, even Xardas had said so.


And Egon faced possibility of of injury as well. Thorsten was a bull. He'd get nothing worse than bruises where his body was covered in chain mail and gambeson but his feet weren't covered at all. A lame man made for a bad knight. He could face head injury too, helmet or no, Dari knew. Even a knight head to toe in steel such as Hermin Morningwood's guard could be first incapacitated and then clobbered to death by a sufficient number of hard blows to the head.


“Stop this!” She shouted at them, trying to pull Thorsten away.


The man gave her a shove, almost gentle, but Dari was utterly powerless against his strength.


“Show him, Sir Egon!” A passing soldier cheered.


More and more were gathering to look. It was a welcome change in their boring daily routines. Dari spied Lord Kraxl when he arrived, flanked by other knights. Andergastian nobles did not have much plate, for it was far too expensive. If anything they had steel knee- or elbow caps, shin guards and of course helmets.


“My lord, you must stop this folly!” She demanded, remembering too late that nothing would make him more inclined to allow it.


He only gave her a dismissive look.


“Step aside, woman!” A knight spat in annoyance and Dari knew she had to follow.


“Egon, Egon, Egon!” The assembled cheered on their champion.


Thorsten Olafsson held the blunted sword like an axe. It looked like a short sword on him. Egon lowered his stance, shield in front, weapon behind his body from where he could flash it out. He was skilled but Dari didn't know if that was a good thing now. After all, Egon wore the armour, Thorsten only linen pants that barely enveloped his cock.


“Rondra, give me strength!” Egon prayed for show. It was bravado, all of it.


Thorsten chuckled. Just as the knight started to circle him he took a step forward, bent in the knees and pushed himself up all the while smashing his shield against Egon's. It looked as though he smashed it through the man. Egon flew off his feet and backwards, landing on his back, chain mail rattling. He was stunned for a second before remembering to find his feet again.


As soon as he stood, Thorsten dealt him the exact same blow a second time and when he got back up from that one he was hit in the head with the edge of Thorsten's shield. His helmet stayed on the ground longer after that one.


“Shameful!” Lord Kraxl shook his head in disbelief. “Sir Egon, teach this brute a lesson and show him how to hold a sword afterwards!”


Lord Kraxl was a big bellied man with white streaks in the copper of his beard. He was not tall but broad as near all the knights were, hardened by a life of sparring practise. The nobles were commonly taller than the small folk for they seldom faced shortage of food, had warm fires about to warm themselves in winter and had meat on their tables most every day. On campaign their rations were better than the common men's as well.


Egon shook his head a few times too when he was on his feet again, but for different reasons.


“Gladly!” He announced nonetheless.


He launched a flurry of attacks with his sword, all blocked by Thorsten's shield. When the Thorwaller bulled into him again he staggered backwards but caught himself in time, shield against shield, paddling backwards as he was pushed. The larger man had an easier time getting over the cover and now he used his sword to beat at Egon's head. Egon ducked and lashed out at Thorsten knee below the cover.


The large man grunted with pain and Egon hit him again and again until there was blood running down Thorsten's leg. It was so stupid. Now Dari shook her head at the spectacle. Hard steel against nothing but skin, flesh and bone. Why did men always have to be such idiots?


Thorsten had a comeback, fuelled by rage that seemed to lend him even more strength. He used his shield to beat Egon out of range and charged right into him again, driving him back and back. His blunt sword was of precious little use against the mail he realized after beating at the knight from around the cover with his long arms. Whenever he could he used the pommel, letting it crash down on the heavy pot helm of his opponent.


He was limping though and caught a few more blows that turned deep purple quickly. But after one to many pommel hits to Egon's head, he had him and beat him down again and again, showing no sign of stopping. Dari had seen the look on his face before, in Gareth. Thorwallers were most often involved in tavern brawls and once their anger was aroused there was oft only unconsciousness, stark pain or lack of people to hit that could quench it.


“Yield!” It rang out of Egon's helm, begging. His knee gave in and he dried desperately to cover himself but Thorsten held his shield down with his own. His sword arm was too weak to stop the blows.


“Stop, you're killing him!” Dari screamed.


She had known it was a bad idea from the beginning. Knights sometimes sparred with each other and the smart ones taught the foot soldiers how to fight that way too. But to do it without armour was folly, though it was the man in armour who was in trouble now.


“Stop him!” Kraxl called sharply and Dari could see knights bearing steel. Those swords were not blunt.


If Thorsten wasn't stopped before they arrived they could hack him to pieces. The brute didn't even see them, still beating at Egon's head. Dari needed Egon more than she needed Thorsten and preferably with his wits about him. She dreaded having to do this in the stupid peasant dress and apron she still wore, but it needed to be done.


She stepped behind Thorsten and slammed her foot right into his groin.


“Urgh!” He grunted, his sword flying away and both his hands shooting downwards.


Then he turned, the young, freshly bearded face a grimace of pain and fury. His whale rage wasn't over yet. Dari kicked him in the stomach but she might as well have kicked the mountain of steel. He rose, sword hand still on his crotch but his shield raced at her head. She wondered if he realized that he could have killed her with that blow had she not leaned backwards and out of it. Then she jumped, extended her foot and kicked him right in the apple of his throat. Her dress tangled with her leg and she crashed onto the ground, otherwise she would have been able to land on her feet.


There was a croak from him, his eyes wide, right hand shooting to his throat and clutching at it, the other desperately trying to lose the shield. Then he went to his knees and sideways, head turning purple.


When Dari turned she saw the knights gaping at her, swords in hand, but not budging an inch. Thorsten wreathed on the ground, clawing at his windpipe. Egon's head had hit the dirt, still in the helmet, breathing raggedly. Dari knelt on Thorsten's chest, pushed his hands away and grasped his throat so that he could breathe again. He'd have a sore throat the next few days but would be able to breathe normally after a short while. She hadn't broken his windpipe, only pushed it in. The rage was vanished from his eyes and the colour of his face normalized along with his breathing.


But the inevitable followed as it had to. Lord Kraxl's ring mail footlings that made his feet look as though belonging to a frog entered her field of vision and Dari could feel the cold kiss of a sword against her throat.


“I was right to mistrust you.” The big-bellied man said from on high. “Rise.”


She did, looking up at his face. Though not overly tall the man was a man and she a woman and small. Knights were all around her, still half gaping but grim. But to her surprise, Lord Kraxl sheathed his sword and measured her with his eyes.


“Well struck.” He announced deeply before a chuckle. “Ha, young men always get into each others' hair over girls like you.”


Thorsten had shown no interest in Dari far as she knew. For him it was all about fighting and proving his strength. Egon could be a little prickly from time to time, especially when men made jealous comments to him about her. She didn't know how to reply.


Kraxl's eyes narrowed: “The villagers name you forewoman. You're young to be a village elder, not to mention a woman and both of us know that you don't belong here.”


His voice was gruff, his words always short.


'Greetings, good lord! I'm Dari, accomplished assassin and queen of the Garethian underworld. It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance.'


Her tongue was lead.


“Walk with me.” He said and nonchalantly hooked her arm into his.


The knights parted, gaping perplexedly. Egon was put onto a hastily summoned chair and was too dazed to return Dari's helpless look.


“Don't worry, I won't chastise you, or Egon.” Kraxl said after a while of leading her away. “It's not my daughter's honour he is besmirching, though I happen to well know the wroth of the man who fathered his wife. He is with the main host, south, hunting giants.”


“May Rondra lend strength to their sword arms and courage to their hearts.” Dari replied hollowly.


She was as perplexed as the bloody knights.


“Well said.” He recognized. “With Rondra at their side, who can stand before them? I'm sure as soon as I have a talk with your hetman's son he's going to tell me to charge into the forest and kill those mountain men. Then we might bank on Rondra as well and heed his words. Yet somehow it seems as though the gods have left us. Lord Zornbold is dying.”


Dari chewed her lip.


“I know that, my lord.” She said. “I hoped Egon might convince you to have my friends try save him.”


He seemed displeased: “Those two queer folk? I didn't object to Egon keeping them on your behalf but I won't have anything more than that. I went there, where you keep them, and took a long, hard look. The dark girl was grovelling at my feet and the lad started crying like a little babe when he saw the swords. What language is that they speak? Where do they come from?”


Again, she had no answer for him.


“Some of my men say they are witchers, and the cause of all our misfortune.” He went on. “They're speaking in tongues they claim. A villager claimed the two were priests of those goddesses you hold here. Dark priests or witchers, I will let neither of them near my king to be. If Lord Edorian was awake he'd object even to that wretched coward Welzelin, no matter if the man could ease all his pain just by laying on a hand.”


Dari had still no idea what the purpose of this talk was. Kraxl just seemed to unload his woes and still be cross with her somehow anyway. She wondered if she should mention Janna and Laura but feared of losing her tongue over it.


“My lord.” She asked hesitantly. “What is it you want of me?”


Once more his eyes narrowed. He had led her back into the village in between the houses. She didn't think it possible that this old man wanted her body. He gave her figure much too few looks for that. Nonetheless he stopped before Birsel's house and ushered her enter.


At first she thought he meant to lead her to Léon, Steve and Christina. Their cell was downstairs, right from the entrance hall but he took her up the narrow wooden steps and away from it. What goods Birsel had claimed for her and her whores were still strewn around in quite a disarray from the plundering, all valuables taken. It was the largest house in the village, after Nagash's enormous hut.


Kraxl looked about in some distaste.


“I frequented brothels, when I was younger.” He admitted. “Today they give me chills.”


It was queer how the man could know what this place was but evidently not know that there were one-hundred-meter tall giantesses. Janna and Laura had often wandered the land, killing and eating folk, destroying villages. Sometimes survivors would even wash up in Lauraville because there was barely anywhere else left to go. A part of Dari wanted to scream at him.


'Don't you see the footprints? Don't you see the mighty trees, smashed as though they were twigs?'


He must have passed them on his way here, Dari was certain. All he would have had to do was look at the gigantic trodden paths that Janna and Laura created by walking through the forest. Perhaps they were simply too large to see for what they were, she reasoned. And men often only saw what they wanted to see or deemed possible in their tiny minds. They would sooner believe in ghosts than in a woman that could kill them with the flick of a wrist.


“The men have established a new brothel down the road.” Kraxl went on, groaning softly on each step. He had old knees, Dari knew, but she could have told that from the way he moved before already. Perhaps he'd die if she gave him a push down the stairs, only that would serve and solve nothing.


“They took those girls that survived from here and smuggled them there, and now for a copper any man can have another go at the poor things. Even knights go there.” He grimaced. “Well, let them. I'd rather have my men well rested when the fight comes.”


Upstairs in front of a closed wooden door there was a guard, looking back at them in solemn silence. Wordless, he stepped aside to let them enter. Just before Kraxl was at the door, his mail footlings clonking on the floor boards, there was a voice coming from inside the room. It was singing and the melody froze the blood in Dari's veins at once. She knew the song. She had heard it before.


“Early one morning ere the sun was up on high, and the birds had not yet begun their song! There came the large ogress, stomping in our land, and proposed to our lord with her split tongue!”


“Come.” Kraxl pushed the door open.


“Lord Mannelig, Lord Mannelig, why won't you marry me, for the plunder that I lay before you? Your answer may be yes or your answer may be no, it shall be what you put your will to!”


Two men were bound on chairs, the ropes slung around their bodies again and again, tightly. Dari knew the man in mail as Ulf, captain of guard. The other man was thinner and smaller. And singing.


“Of mountain clans I give you brass and copper much, and their heads and their goats and so their sheep!” He sang, grinning. “I crushed them from their corpses and took them in my clutch, so you best not say no and make me weep!”


Both of them were bloodied, showing signs of having been beaten. The grinning man's smile showed broken teeth and Ulf looked up at them with dark, bloody rings around his eyes.


“It is dishonourable to torture envoys.” Lord Kraxl said. “But when they wouldn't speak they left me no other choice. Not that it helped anything. They said the same things they had before, demanding to speak to a woman named Dari. It took me a while to figure out that was you.”


“Lord Mannelig, Lord Mannelig, why won't you marry me, for the plunder that I lay before you? Your answer may be yes or your answer may be no. It shall be what you put your will to!”


“He won't shut up sometimes, but I'm certain he was mad before we beat him.” The lord sighed. “The other is mute, other than saying your name. Well, here she is. Speak to her.”


Ulf first gave him and then Dari a hard look.


“Accept your gifts I will, for I desire 'em much, so I tell you my answer is yes!” The small man sang on. “But my men say your name is Bergatroll and you are a creature of the nameless!”


“How fares your good lord?” Dari blurted out to stop the horrible singing.


She had to say something. This mess wouldn't go away by staying silent. Ulf said nothing but the singer turned his head. There was an eerie, evil silence in his eyes all of a sudden. Very cold.


“Milady wants her ale.” He said in a voice that was like a slithering snake. “It's bad up there. She has him by her feet with a chain around his neck and the other end around her ankle.”


Dari could all too well picture that and what a sobered, ale-craving Bergatroll did to the poor little serving girls also.


“When did they arrive?” She spun toward Lord Kraxl.


He looked bewildered: “Four days ago in the black of night. What is the meaning of this nonsense?”


So long already. Dari's heart sank.


“We can't give you any ale, we are besieged by clansmen!” She tried her luck.


“Oh yes.” The man's eyes glimmered with his smile. “Kuningaz Beryanoz. We had wondered where they went. They won't touch us though. Milord's wife is well acquainted with them.”


“This man is mad. It is useless talking to him.” The lord determined.


“Oh, Ulf never talks much, much less when you push him.” The man told Dari and shrugged. “I told all of this to your new lord, but he thinks I'm mad. Might as well act the part, the way I see it. I think milady will be quite genuinely mad though, once she learns that you slew her daughter.”


“My lord, how much Ale and wine do you have left?” Dari turned to Kraxl once more.


Now he was angry.


“What, you too?!” He spat. “Has everyone in this wretched place gone mad?!”


Dari knew he wouldn't believe her but she had to try. If Bergatroll came there was no telling what would happen. The Andergastians had slain Nagash but their force was a lot smaller now. Mannelig had men of his own, men that the fat, evil giantess could command, and if the Kuningaz Beryanoz did her bidding too she could overwhelm the village without trouble.


Then, if Bergatroll remembered Dari it would be bad for her for certain if she wasn't mercifully killed by Mannelig's men or mountain savages first. If anyone slew Steve and Christina Janna and Laura would be even more horrible when they came back. It was a complete disaster that could only be prevented by Lord Kraxl, a sufficient amount of fermented drink and a big pinch of Phexen luck.


“There's a petty lord, north towards the mountains!” She explained quickly. “His name is Mannelig! He has married an ogress, the mother of the giant beast you slew! We had an arrangement with them, trading food for ale and wine! You must fulfil our end or else the giantess will come and kill us!”


His slap stung on her face and she could taste blood in her mouth. Then he hit her again. She didn't even dodge or saw any of the blows coming. She was in panic. There were more important things now.


“What kind of man marries a giantess?!” He looked at her in disgust.


A man that fancied being treated like a dog and being stepped on from time to time apparently.


“A weasel of a man!” She replied defiantly. This was bigger than this lord or any of them. Bergatroll was bigger than them, by a lot. “A snivelling rat, the scum of the earth! A cuckold! A foot-licker! A queer! A madman, but a good lord to his people, or he tries to be! Dispatch all your ale and wine now, my lord, or all of us will die!”


He slapped her again, even harder, and she fell to the floor. Then he turned on his heel and went to the door. But there he waited. Dari looked up at him.


“Please, my lord!” She begged.


His face was hard, pained, bitter. There was doubt in it. Something had bestirred something else.


“I remember a Sir Mannelig.” He said gravely. “Ancient house but impoverished. The fool asked my father for my sisters hand once and was chased out of the keep. Tried his luck with other families too, never successful. Terrible fighter, a coward even.”


He shook his head in distaste: “I wasn't aware Aele had made him a lord. I thought he died, something of a fever. Yes. He took up with a giantess you say?”


“Aye, milord.” Ulf's voice was a throaty rumble. He hadn't spoken anything for at least a day.


Kraxl looked thoroughly disgusted.


“We should never have come here.” He said. “We wanted the glory of killing the famous, horrible, giant creatures that caused so much woe. And what have we gotten for it?! A dying king, a trapped force and our graves, may Boron have mercy on our souls. And now this.


He spat.


“Perhaps it is not too late.” Dari wiped her bleeding lip. It was growing thick already. “Send the wine and ale now and all might turn out well. Have my friends see to the king. They snatched the Horasian from Boron's doorstep when the man was good as lost. They treated Olafsson too, and you saw him fight today my lord. You killed Albino and the druid Vengyr at Haunted Hill. Would you let this all have been for naught?”

Chapter 33 by squashed123
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The fall was something Furio did not care to partake in ever again. It had neither killed nor injured him or his trusty assistant, but both of them had very much feared for their lives whilst they were racing towards the ground in Janna's gargantuan hand. The hand had slipped down but the fingers had been curled and it had been them that the two tiny men had tumbled into. In falling down, the hand had turned, cushioning the fall. It was an exceedingly lucky happen-stance.


For all Furio knew, they might as well have ended up beneath Janna and been crushed to paste like so many others before them. They might have fallen off and to their deaths. The fall wasn't the end of it though. Starved beyond care, the smaller yet equally fearsome titaness Laura had seemingly forgotten all about them. She might have crushed them as well, by lack of care, or eaten both of them on account of her hunger.


Instead she had hugged Janna's chest and draped the unnaturally huge blanket over their gargantuan bodies, cloaking Furio and Graham in darkness beneath. It had been dark anyway, Furio reflected, there had barely been anything to be seen.


It had been Graham to take Furio by a hand and lead him through the tunnel in between Janna's and Laura's legs, under the one Laura had draped over her companion, and towards their feet. The scent of death and decay still clung to both pairs of the giant footwear, Laura's in particular. Laura's shoes had threads underneath, not unlike the short nails men liked to attach to the bottoms of their boots so as to have a surer hold on the ground. Laura's looked different than that to be sure, but served the same purpose. Whatever the humongous young woman stepped on became wedged in between those threads and judging by the smell there were still pieces of people crushed in there, mingled with dirt, even though Laura hadn't stepped on any unfortunate soul in days.


“Master, should we seek shelter?” Graham had asked in that mumbled, boyish voice of his.


But Furio was too tired and hungry himself to do anything once they had dragged themselves a reasonably safe distance away from Laura. He had wanted to sleep then and there, but no sooner had he closed his eyes for a moment that he felt someone press a dirk to his throat.


“Who are you?” The voice had asked, whispering.


The shape of the man was invisible against the starlight sky. Graham was still beside Furio on the ground, the dirk-wielding man had seven companions. Furio ought to have been scared, and yet he wasn't. He had seen too much, escaped death too narrowly earlier.


“I am Master Furio Montane, battle-mage of the Horasian army by the pleasure of his royal magnificence Horasio the third.”


His voice was weak and hoarse. It sounded strange even to himself. He knew he didn't look the mage. He must have looked gaunt and sickly, filthy for lack of washing. His hair had grown over his eyes and was a matted tangle of knots. He wore a thick padded jacked of sealskin, a sheepskin cloak and fur-lined britches. The clothes kept him warm, but they must have made him look like a Thorwaller. Perhaps this was a Thorwaller holding a dirk to his throat, he reflected, and it would have been wiser to find that out first. But what was said could not be made unsaid easily.


“Who is your companion?”


Graham stirred next to him but did not speak.


“My assistant.” Furio said. “Graham Runecarver.”


Runecarver was not the lad's last name. Furio had never thought to inquire if the lad a last name. But if these were Thorwallers perhaps they would spare him and take him thrall because they liked the ring of it. If these were friendly folk they would spare the lad because he was Furio's assistant. Furio owed him that much at least. The trusty young man had even saved Furio's parchments and utensils after the fall, or so many as he could find in the darkness.


The dirk went away and the man rose: “My name is Andon Patchcloak. You are with friends, milord mage.”


They were scouts, posted to the ruins of Salza to keep an eye on the river as it turned out. The Thorwallers had all gone south and caused destruction, raiding villages and killing anyone they could get their hands on, or so the scouts had them know. They took the two starving men with them and carried them to their hideout inside the city walls.


A single torch lit the way. Salza was all ashes and charred timbers by what could be seen but the city walls were still intact. Besides Andon Patchcloak the scouts were solemn, brooding men, no doubt as per their occupation.


“All we have is some wine and poor food.” The talkative scout apologized with a tooth-gapped smile. “Would you like your bread stale and dry or worm-eaten? We have apples, but the choice is only worms there. There's no worms in the fish, but that's dry again, hehe.”


To Furio it was all a feast, the sour wine especially. On this an empty stomach it had him almost drunk after two swallows. Graham wolfed down a heel of bread and a rotten apple, took a long hard drink from the wineskin and fell over asleep.


There were Nostrians and Horasians among the scout party. One of the Horasians had already made off on his horse to ride to the capital and bring word. The scouts were good men, experienced.


“Oh, we saw the look of hunger in those eyes by the starlight.” Patchcloak confided. “Made us all glad we didn't light the fire.”


“They need to be fed!” Furio almost choked on the wine. “Sooner rather than later!”


“Reckoned that.” The scout put his lower lip into one of the gaps in his mouth and frowned. “We'll bind our horses on poles where they can find them. Heard they eat anything. Best we stay here till there's wagons. Wouldn't want to look tasty when those two wake up, hehehe.”


“Very prudent.” Furio recognized full of astonishment. It was all right. The story of the coachmen must have spread, or else stories out of Thorwal or Andergast. It was only natural. There was no making a secret of two giantesses this huge and destructive. And scouts had to be prudent men or else they weren't scouts for long. He wondered if they had believed the stories from the beginning or if they had only realized the truth of them when Janna's and Laura's footsteps had shaken the earth and a giantess had peered into their city, looking to make them her meal.


“Best you sleep now.” Patchcloak went on, softly taking the wineskin from Furio's fingers. “We'll see from the walls. I'll wake you if anything's moving.”


Furio was immensely thankful for it. And he slept, though it was a restless one. He had three dreams in quick succession, waking from each bathed in sweat, blinking his eyes a few times against the darkness before falling back again. The first was of Rondria and her death, her head on the ground, her lifeless body before and after Janna accidentally stepped on it. The second was of Furio's own death, Thorgun Swafnirson before him, but when he extended his fingers only a puff of smoke came out and he woke, right before the axe crashed into his face.


The third dream was of Laura's mouth. Pearly white the rows of giant teeth shun inside the pink, wet cave. On the molars, two men could almost lie abreast. The tongue was like the tail of an immense fish, strong, slimy and wet. The sounds of saliva pooling where all around him when he lay upon it. He saw Graham's hand grasping air next to a huge tonsil before vanishing into the abyss of her throat. He could hear her breathing, a mighty wind that carried the screams of the countless digested below. Then suddenly her mouth was full of people. Men, women, children in Thorwalsh garb sat begging for their lives on the giant tongue. Some tried to make it out but the rows of all-powerful teeth closed before them.


Then Laura swallowed and they all were gone, leaving only Furio, bound by hand and foot.


“Let's just eat him.” Her hunger-pained voice thundered from everywhere at once.


Her teeth snapped shut again and it was darkness, and the damp wetness of her throat after that. When suddenly there was light again he saw a different mouth, broad, thin lipped, foul and with yellowed teeth in there not as numerous as once they had been.


“Wagons, milord.” The mouth smiled. Furio was awake.


He rubbed the sleep from his eyes and found that he was completely drenched with sweat. It clung to him just like Laura's spittle had. He fought with his cloak and then his jacked to get out of it. The air was cool but he had worn these clothes for so long that there were all sorts of pests living in them he did not care to share a shell with any longer.


“Master.” Graham bowed.


The lad stood at attention like a soldier, heels together, back straight. The look in his eyes was weary and there were dark rings under them but under one arm he carried the remainder of Furio's belongings and a heel of bread under the other. The wineskin was in his grasp and Furio took it, drinking healthily before downing a few mouths full of bread with it's help.


“Maraskans, master.” The lad ushered him on as did the man Patchcloak who seemed happy beside himself.


They climbed the nearby wall-walk together onto the parapets and Furio could see the approaching force. More than two dozen wagons of gigantic proportions they had. Some even had three or four axles instead of two and were drawn by multiple monstrous cold-bloods, hooves as large as a man's head. The horses of the Maraskan auxiliary were smaller, swifter, more manoeuvrable but fine animals, Elvinas of Horasian breed.


Two other scouts stood on the battlements, each waving a surcoat bound to a pole. Furio saw the golden eagle of Horas on it's green field and next to it the white flatfish on blue for Nostria. As full as it was in splendour for the eye it was all eerily devoid of sound. A whip cracked somewhere in the distance, the wagons rumbled and horses neighed, their hooves thundering. But from the Maraskan soldiers or the waggoners came only solemn silence.


At the tip of the long column rode a man dressed in blood spattered britches that once had been white, a suit of armour made of carved, dark hardwood and a black steel helm that caught the sunlight. It was none other than General Lee.


“Incredible.” Patchcloak observed in admiration. “It's not even noon yet.”


Furio spun to look at the giant girls. If they were awake and misunderstood this they could kill everybody. Perhaps even if they understood they would kill everybody, eating the soldiers that had arrived to save them. But Janna and Laura were fast asleep just as they had left them. A few dozen meters from their giant heads, horses were bound to a pole in the ground, grazing peacefully.


Furio raced down the wall and out of Salza through the gate. There were blackened skeletons everywhere, hundreds of them. So much death. It was at a time for some end to that. Graham hurried after him in surprise.


When Lee saw them he held up his fist and the procession came to a rattling halt. He took off his helm and Furio saw the Maraskan's face. It was full of joy.


He turned to his men: “A trice hip-hip-hooray for the great Master Furio! Hip-hip!”


“Hooray!”


“Hip-hip!”


“Hooray!”


“Hip-hip!”


“Hooray!”


Then he barked a few brisk commands and his men screamed “Hai!” in unison ere they dismounted.


Furio waved his hands frantically.


“Don't make so much noise!”


Lee only laughed. He had the horses led aside so that the wagons could roll on to where Janna and Laura were sleeping. Furio turned to look at them again, fearing that they had heard and woken but the starving monsters were still deep in blissful slumber. They were weak, very weak by now. They had walked for so long that perhaps it would be more difficult to wake them than not to.


Lee's white, exemplary steed was led by a young officer when the general came towards Furio. His force had seen battle, that much was clear, showing dents and scratches on armour, some arms in slings and hobbling feet. Lee had a slight dent in his own helm and a long scratch in the wood of his chest plates. Nonetheless the man seemed unchanged, perhaps even happier than before.


Much as before he crushed Furio in a bearish hug.


“My friend!” He said. “I am so glad to find you living!”


“My lord general.” Furio cleared his throat. “We must get the giantesses fed!”


“Ha! All duty! Good! First we must get you fed, it seems to me. You are barely skin and bone!”


Lee turned to the officer leading his steed: “Feishan, my gifts!”


The young man had had his head bowed and looked at the ground as Maraskan's most often did when amongst higher ranks of people. Now he looked up and nodded fiercely, turned on his heel and started rummaging through Lee's saddle bags.


He came over with two leather pouches, bowed and offered them to Furio.


“Great Beast-master!” He told the ground below. “It is an honour to give these gifts to you!”


Lee gave him a hard and disapproving look and then a soft and forgiving one.


“Forgive my boy.” He apologized. “He is rash and eager. Feishan is my eldest now after my Wudong was slain against the Thorwalsh on our way here.”


“I'm very sorry to hear that.” Furio offered distraught.


Lee laughed as though he had made a jape and motioned for Furio to accept the offerings.


“Fine Stoerrebrandt.” He said when Furio opened the first one, finding a wealth of black-brown pipe-weed and a beautifully long, slender pipe to smoke it in.


“A pipe is exactly what I need now. Thank you.” Furio managed awkwardly.


Lee seemed very happy: “In the other bag is wind dried beef of the finest quality. Best boiled, though you can eat it now too.”


He seemed to expect that Furio do that and so he did. It was very dry and stringy and soaked up all juice left in his mouth but the taste was not to scorn by any means.


“I thought something without splinters of bone might please you.” Lee grinned. “Oh, where are my manners.”


From beneath his wooden plates he produced a small leather field-bottle and Furio took it knowing what it was.


“A toast?” The general looked at him expectingly.


“To the fallen!” Furio croaked through the meat and Lee smiled again. Somehow, with the dry beef in his mouth the liquor tasted wonderful all of a sudden.


Not forgetful of his friends, Furio gave the bottle to Graham who took a swallow and fell into such a fit of coughing that he almost dropped Furio's belongings. After that, Furio offered the bottle to the Maraskan officer that was Lee's son.


“A great honour.” Lee nodded approvingly before Feishan dared to grasp it and drink.


Apparently it was all part of some Maraskanic ritual, gravely important. The general took the bottle after that and finally drank himself before giving it back to Furio.


“You have acquired a taste already I see.” Lee observed when Furio filled his mouth with wind-dried beef and downed it with the sharp, stinging liquor.


The drink filled him with such a wonderful feeling of courage then that it seemed childish to think back at how afraid he had been. Suddenly Feishan was on the ground, kneeling over steel, flint and tinder.


“Son, don't be a fool.” Lee said sharply. “Master Furio is a mage. He can conjure a flame with his fingers.”


“Er, I'll gladly take your fire.” Furio said quickly, fumbling with the pouch to fill his pipe.


The general's narrow eyes narrowed even more, just a hint. Furio wondered when it would come out that he had lost his powers. That was something he was still afraid of, even now. It would mean that he lost his station, in army as well as society. He could no longer be part of the Order of the White Pentagram. As a means to reinvent himself he had picked up writing with Graham's help, trying to become a scholar. He still had Janna's trust and friendship, but now that both Nostrians and Horasians were about it was possible that some day he was replaced in that capacity, perhaps by a mage that could still do magic.


Lee took the burning tinder from his son and offered it to Furio himself. That also seemed an important gesture somehow, the deliverance of fire. The pleasant smoke filled his lungs at once, but he had not had a pipe in a while and his throat was still raw. He coughed mightily but continued sucking on the pipe nonetheless. It was exquisite tobacco.


“Did you catch a chill?” Lee asked, worried.


“Perhaps.” Furio allowed. “I wore the same clothes for too long and I was sweating in the night, cold.”


The general gestured to his son and Feishan came on with Lee's splendid cloak in Horasian colours. He draped it over the mage protectively, but his eyes were still narrowed.


“Funny.” He observed. “All you mages seem to be falling ill, as of late. Many of your esteemed colleagues have recused themselves from the front lines, citing reasons of illness. Family matters seem in overabundance as well.”


Furio met his gaze, searching, smoke pouring from his mouth ere he exhaled. Could all magic have stopped to work at once? That would be a most alarming development with implications so huge that they were hard to fathom. Had he still had his staff he might have tried breaking it to get some sense of confirmation but he had lost it somewhere and didn't even remember how it happened. It was odd. Before, the staff had been a part of him, always with him, never far.


“Master Hypperio is still with command.” Lee spoke softly. “Perhaps you should speak to him when you go there to receive further orders.”


“Yes.” Furio croaked at once.


-


Laura dreamt of Pizza Hut. She and Janna were sitting in a booth in the restaurant off campus, a fresh steaming pie on the table between them. On the pizza was bacon, ham, peppers and so much cheese that the oil was swimming on the top. The crust was stuffed with more cheese, like tiny dough cups, one mozzarella, one yellow cheese with the tail of a shrimp sticking out of it. Only it wasn't a shrimp but a tiny naked person, alive and clawing futilely at the sticky substance.


“Mhh.” Janna made, eyeing the feast.


She took a slice with three cheese cups at the end, one mozzarella and two people. She brought one of those into her mouth first, biting it off along with it's tiny passenger. Then she chewed, blissfully rolling her eyes. Fat ran down from the corner of her mouth and onto her huge naked tits. Laura wanted nothing more than to lick it off but that would be awkward in a restaurant. It seemed strange that Janna would choose to go naked in the first place but Laura was too hungry to care.


She took a slice herself. It was gargantuan and heavy. Beholding it made her so sublimely happy that it brought tears to her eyes. The two tinies in their cheese prisons were crying too. Laura would save them for last. They could watch her consume the slice bite for bite, knowing that every time their end as becoming her little shrimps came closer.


But when she bit into the cheese-dripping tip of the slice there was no taste. When she swallowed, nothing travelled down her throat. On the next bite she couldn't even feel it in her mouth any more and then all was gone, the restaurant, the pizza, the tiny people and Janna, all. It felt as though she had fallen to the ground when she blinked and the world was all different and strange. Janna lay beside her, under her, face down under the same blanket.


Laura's belly felt as though someone had taken a knife, carved it out and tossed it in the trash. She felt like trash, all achy and in pain. When she was little, it had been common wisdom that it was impossible to feel pain while asleep. Laura had learned that that was a lie the first time she had dreamed of food. She remembered that she was starving in the real world but this was still another food dream.


She'd much prefer pizza now over Asian food but apparently her subconscious had decided it was Chinese on the menu now. The dream was different than the one before. She wasn't in a restaurant, nor on earth, but on Saturn Seven. That at least made it a whole lot more realistic. A tiny army of Chinamen stood before her face, ancient looking like some documentary. They wore shiny steel, making for bad food. At least her brain might have had allowed her to dream of eating men without the nasty tinfoil.


“She is awake!” Someone called and the whole crew went down on one knee, bowing.


There were normal people as well, bowing with them.


'And by normal you mean to say white people of European heritage.' She could almost hear her horrible professors lecture.


Her impulse was to reach out, grab one and eat him but she felt like she couldn't face the crushing disappointment of her previous dream again. Perhaps if she only looked at her morsels the hunger would go away. Maybe that way she could gather some strength when she was awoken roughly by Janna's hand before they had to face another hungry march towards something edible. Perhaps she wouldn't wake, she remembered her last thought before sleeping. Maybe this was her last dream before dying. She didn't want to die, and not this hungry to begin with.


“Here ya go lassie!” One of two men carrying a huge, open cask called to her.


Pieces of meat swam on top of the broth inside, along with hard chunks and huge eyes of white, congealed fat. Her mouth watered, unable to decide if she'd rather eat the cask or the men carrying it. There were huge wagons, as large as tiny toy trucks.


“Laura!” Furio's voice called to her.


Then she saw him, gaunt and bare-chested, wrapped in a swirling green cloak. He came next to Graham and another Chinese guy who looked like a Samurai.


'No, no, no! Samurai are Japanese you ignorant white woman!' The tedious social studies professor scolded in her mind.


Laura blinked her eyes and shook her head, finding that she had been awake the whole time. The water in her mouth was real, her hunger was real and most importantly of all the food was real. She reached for a tiny man without armour but hesitated. They were in Nostria now, these people were clearly trying to give her food and if she ate them, perhaps they'd try to run away. She was in no mood to go after them. For a moment it had felt like the most natural thing wanting to eat these people, as many as she could and then crush the rest. But with every passing heartbeat her brain grew more awake and she knew that she shouldn't do it.


She reached for the opened cask instead, finding that there were more of them. The content was some kind of cold meat soup to her knowledge, but she had been close to trying to eat trees before, so it was fine. It wasn't pizza, but on Saturn Seven there was no pizza.


She took another cask and poured it into her mouth, pickled meat in some sort of gravy.


“Janna.” She shook her friend with a hand. “Janna, there's food.”


It was unusual for Laura to wake before Janna. Had Laura not seen her breathing it would have been troubling.


“Urgh!” Janna half sighed, half cried into the ground.


Laura escaped a hollow laugh: “Janna, wake up, there really is food!”


It was almost unreal. Another cask, sour vegetables tasting like sauerkraut.


“Janna!” Furio called now.


The little, half-naked mage was frantic and worried, Laura could tell. Janna sighed again in her sleep and pushed herself on her back, smacking her lips, eyes still as shut as a safe.


“Laura!” Furio came rushing. “We have brought food! You must not eat anyone!”


A strange, evil idea came to Laura then. Perhaps she was overwhelmed with happiness now that there was something to eat at last. She didn't know why, but she was giddy. She plucked Furio off the ground with her fingers and the tiny people gasped in horror.


The tiny man clung to her index finger like a little frog when she held him over Janna's mouth.


“Laura, no! Please!” He begged her, realizing what her plan was.


“She'll eat you if I drop you.” She whispered and he looked down to see Janna licking her lips, probably dreaming of food just like Laura had. “Your big friend will digest you herself. Do you think she will try to cough you up when I tell her? When do you think I'll tell her?”


She grinned, so marvellously happy with herself. It was such a fine opportunity that it would be a shame to let it pass, even though Janna would absolutely hate her guts for it.


“Should I eat Graham myself or feed him to Janna too?”


She spotted the tiny man in the crowd just as he dropped everything he was carrying.


“Janna, wake up!” Furio called suddenly. “Janna! Please, wake up!”


Laura bit her lip spitefully and opened her fingers. He didn't fall, still clinging to her index finger like a little baby hamster. She shook, once, twice, but she couldn't do it too hard or else he'd fly off and not hit Janna's mouth. Janna would only unwittingly eat him if he hit her mouth, if at all. It was by no means a certainty. Janna was sleeping.


But now, she was waking up, sighing again, starting to stretch.


“What is it?”


Her stretching hand came up against one of the wagons and toppled it over, some people screaming and running in terror. None of the tiny Chinamen though, standing in spaced rank and file, eyes lowered.


Laura closed Furio in her first and brought it to her mouth. She could crush him in it. She could suck him out and send him into her belly, but none of that would be as much fun and Janna would be almost just as wroth.


Laura whispered into her fingers: “One word to her about this and you and Graham enter my guts from the wrong end.”


She had never done that to anybody yet, she noted. Perhaps she should try. It sounded like a funny, humiliating idea. The tiny mage was struggling in her fist. She put him back on the ground after a little squeeze to drive the message home.


“Janna, wake up before I put people in my ass.” She said in English, laughing.


Janna rose with a massive, unseemly belch that rattled her tits beneath the shirt. She must have swallowed air in her sleep, she was so hungry. Both of them had slept with all their clothes on, bras, even shoes. It didn't feel comfortable, but that was not very important now that there was food.


“ 'the fuck's wrong with you.” Janna rubbed her face.


“You're scaring them all away, you moron.” Laura gestured at the tiny, three-centimetre-tall crowd.


It wasn't really true. There were perhaps a dozen runners and the rest, more than two hundred, remained where they were.


“Who?” Janna had to turn her head to see them.


Two minutes later she was crushing entire barrels, casks and chests in between her teeth, never caring of the wood or mangled iron bands she swallowed. Some tiny Chinamen climbed their horses and drove the fleeing people back. They were called Maraskans and their leader was General Lee. The waggoners without armour were Nostrians or Horasians but if there was a difference to spot Laura didn't really see it yet.


The horses of the soldiers were herded at a distance and looked after by some men. The draft horses were food, though they were huge, beautiful animals. Their shoulder height was higher than some of the tiny men stood and so it was quite a task to calm the beasts when they got it into their heads that now was a good time to get spooked again. It usually occurred every time Janna or Laura grabbed for one of them, pried the creature loose from it's wagon and crunched it in between their teeth. It was a good thing the horses had blinders over their eyes or else they might have gone terrified all at once and trampled some people.


Laura's little, evil joke had Furio messed up quite badly, but Janna was too occupied to notice. Graham was by the mage's side as he sat on a tiny cask, as was the little slit-eyed general. The way Furio clutched his chest had Laura worried. Janna all but loved the guy and he was quite useful sometimes. On the other hand it was annoying to always have him around. There was no privacy. Not that Laura and Janna cared much. They had loved each other, squashed and eaten people, pissed and shat all somewhat in his presence. But somehow Laura felt she wanted more of Janna to herself. It wasn't so much envy as wanting it just to be the two of them, no third, tiny wheel.


Graham she somehow didn't mind so much. The boy never made his presence felt like Furio did and his reactions were commonly priceless when Laura tortured him with taunts. General Lee on the other hand was very much of the flamboyant variety and it seemed to fall to him now to keep Janna and her entertained. He was all smiles.


“Is the food to your taste?” He asked.


Janna nodded. Her mouth was so full with five tiny horses at once that she couldn't speak. Her mighty jaw squelched the screaming beasts and broke their thick, hard bones as if they were nothing, though it was a somewhat noisy affair and took longer than pulping people.


“It's alright.” Laura had him know. She could speak like a local when she wanted to, but most often she just used her own style of speaking, more lazy, as she pleased. She just said what she would have said in English using the local words. Janna couldn't do that as well as she could. It was Laura's way of letting tiny folk know that she didn't really care about them. It was all fair game in her opinion. They were bugs to her, most of them anyway.


“Mh.” Janna swallowed hard. “Thank you so much for this food my little lord general, it is most pleasing.”


Well, it was food and true enough it wasn't half bad. The pickled stuff was either very salty or very sour though. Pickled or jellied fruit were delicious, sweet, tropical somehow. It was something that hadn't touched Laura's pallet in a while. Horse meat was horse meat, red, bloody and rich. There was a lot of meat on the creatures and that made it worthwhile eating them but it wasn't exactly the definition of a culinary delight. With food entering her belly Laura already felt much better. Her tummy hurt only a little now.


“All right.” Lee stemmed his hands into his chest. “It passes for food, you mean to say. We think alike!”


He gestured and two Maraskan soldiers brought forth a small cask, cracked the lid open and stepped back respectfully. Laura could only see a black, dark red swirl. A really large cask for the tiny people was like a thimble to her and Janna. This was much less.


“A delicacy, is it?” Laura asked. She thought to see tiny white specks on what seemed to be meat, but there was no way to be sure. The white things might have been sesame seeds, nuts or maggots, far too small for her eyes.


“A Maraskan variety of beef!” The general declared. “Something to give your tongues a taste of my homeland!”


They brought a second cask and cracked it open as well so Janna and Laura could both get a taste. It was hard grabbing the cask, barely twice larger than a pinhead.


“Stop.” Janna said suddenly.


There was a hint of mistrust in her eyes and Laura felt what she meant. It seemed somewhat odd, the two special casks with the queer hard to identify contents.


Little Lee seemed to see it as well.


“It is good!” He swore, though somewhat astute.


Laura put the cask back down: “Is it poison?”


She'd have the tiny general eat a healthy mouthful of it and if it was she'd make a harvest of all his tiny men.


“Poison?!” He looked gravely insulted for a moment but then seemed to reconsider. With pinched fingers he drew a tiny, black object from her cask and ate it. Laura tried to make sure he swallowed but it was hard to see.


“Ahh!” He made, hissing, blissfully rubbing his armoured belly for show.


Curiosity won over caution. Something this tiny would have a hard time killing her anyway, Laura decided. She picked up the container and poured it's contents onto her tongue. For a split second there was the most heavenly taste ever. The next moment, her tongue was all aflame. It felt like eating raw fire.


“Ahh!” She hissed, much like Lee had, stretching out her tongue but the burning sensation wouldn't go away.


“Is it acid?” Janna asked aghast.


It might have been what acid felt like. Laura wasn't sure.


“It's hot!” She mumbled with half her tongue hanging out.


Lee corrected with a laugh: “Spicy, you mean!”


Then Janna laughed too and that was the sweetest thing in days, sweeter than all jellied fruit even.


Lee was all grins: “Ah, you learn to love it, after a while. It is spicy but isn't that taste something?”


“Mhm mh.” Laura agreed, rubbing the burning part of her tongue against her teeth.


After another short while there was a numbing sensation, like after a dentist visit.


“This is the queerest beef I ever ate.” She proclaimed sceptically. It had been so little that it all but vanished on her tongue, except for the burning. That tiniest moment of the taste had her want more despite of all, however.


“Want mine?” Janna clearly wanted nothing to do with this.


And strangely, Laura ate and even gave the other stuff more consideration after that. It was a welcome pastime, a welcome change after Thorwal, the march, more than one week of eating only people and the starvation after that. Janna hadn't lied about the Horasians. They were resourceful. They had brought so many wagons that it was enough for both of them with the draft animals. By the end of it they would be complete and properly filled.


“If it please you, I would some day like to show my homeland to you!” The minuscule general mentioned from a cask he had climbed.


Sure, some day, Laura thought, though that was hard to say. So much could happen in the meantime. Now that food was out of the way...


“Now that you are fed we must needs speak to high command and learn how to proceed!” Furio spoke Laura's thoughts loudly and finished them for her. His face was still a grimace and he seemed to hobble a little when he walked but by now he had caught himself.


“Of course.” Janna agreed dutifully. “Work for food.”


“I think we are owed a little time off.” Laura frowned. “We have walked long and far and smushed many of your tiny enemies. Thorwal is void of people, from here all the way up to Olport, ask Furio about it.”


The tiny mage gave a short, grave nod to the general who turned back to Laura.


“I know a few men that will rejoice to hear that!” His grin wasn't even so much as flickering. “But it is also high command, and thereby our esteemed General Scalia, that decides these matters.”


“Are you not a general?” Laura shot at him, challenging though calmly.


He grew apologetic: “My position in this army is not without ambiguity, I fear. Sometimes I am the great general, right hand to the highest man in the army. Other times I am but commander of these Maraskan auxiliaries, freak leader to a band of freaks on the wrong side of the world.”


The honesty even seemed to shock tiny Furio.


Janna re-entered the conversation, now seemingly harbouring doubts herself: “And in what capacity is it that you are you here now?”


Lee shrugged: “We were at the capital, loading supplies for the front when we heard you were in hunger and peril. We came fast as we could, nothing but food on our drafts, no foxy schemes, not even an idea on how to go from here.”


Laura chuckled involuntarily. The tiny samurai was easily likeable like that.


“So, what, we have to go to General Scalia to ask where we may stretch our legs?” She asked.


Her bra was itching uncomfortably and she went to undo it. To her understanding any little guy presuming to tell her anything should better come to her to do so.


“I don't feel like walking either.” Janna added quickly. “We must a have at least one day's rest.”


“And secrecy is a fools quest now.” Furio settled his two cents on top.


They were all clueless, plan-less, Laura realized. Janna turned back to eating on the side.


“We could arrange for another wagon convoy here.” Lee said thoughtfully and with a painful look at the empty wagons, missing their draft animals.


Then he looked all around from the elevated height of his cask: “Do you want to stay here?”


Laura took a good look around as well. Some fields were there, empty. Some burned sheds and what might have been houses once. The Nostrian city beside them was only walls with more ashes inside. The weather was passable enough, but other than that it was pretty bleak.


Her bra finally came loose under her shirt and she pulled it out, much to the delight of her raw nipples. It was only then that it all fell in on her, how tired and done she was in truth. So what if this place was bleak. There was water from the river nearby. She could even still see the sea in the distance behind some other blackened city. If the tiny bugs and their bug general brought more food then she would stay here.


“God, could you leave those on?!” Janna swore suddenly when Laura pulled off her sneakers.


The smell was horrifying after such long a walk and they had never stopped to wash their socks. Laura's had been pink once, still were but in places at the bottom in particular they were black with dust and dirt and the remnants of pulverized Thorwallers she had thrown into her shoes. Her feet did not smell any better after the socks were gone.


Tiny men before her caught the sent and turned. Some started gagging. For some reason it seemed to even worse for them than for her.


“Fuck!” Janna turned away in disgust as well.


Laura chuckled, thinking of the horrors her tiny toe slaves must have gone through on the march. That gave her another mischievous idea. She wriggled her toes and struck them forward towards the small army of tiny men. They edged back, all, even Lee and his hard-bitten Maraskans.


“I won't walk another step on these feet.” She declared, grinning apologetically.


Janna met her eyes, showing grudging understanding. At Olport Janna had walked sock-foot and crushed people, houses and whatnot. As a result, her socks were even blacker than Laura's, having been white once. There were corpses crushed deep into hers as well. Her feet smelled even worse too when she pulled her boots off.


“We shouldn't have slept with our shoes on.” She noted with a wrinkle of her nose.


Laura knew that was the least of it. Janna massaged her soles with her hands and sighed. Then she took her bra off as well. They were settling.


“It's going to have to be more wagons.” Janna told Lee with a empathetic frown. “I can't thank you enough for all this food, but we need more for the next time we get hungry again.”


It was one filling meal for both of them. Not more, not less. The food problem followed them everywhere unless they were being genocidal.


“Food was promised!” Lee agreed, shouting against the hand before his mouth. “Food you shall have!”


“Gosh, we're filthy.” Janna sprawled on the blanket after they had laid it out. “And I feel like crap.”


“At least we're not hungry any more.” Laura crawled beside her.


Lee's riders were on their way and troops were sent out to secure the route against ambushers. They had eaten every last bit of food, every draft animal though not even one tiny person. The night vision thingy had run all night and the batteries were dead. They only had the lantern left now when they would need it the next time against the darkness.


They called to hell with timid decency and stripped off their earthy jeans and sweaty t-shirts. If the tiny men enjoyed the view of their tits they showed no sign of it. There was only a small number left anyway.


“We should have never left the fucking Erlenmeyer flask.” Janna said completely out of the blue. “We could have taken people at Waskir and would have had enough to eat in those mountains.”


The Erlenmeyer flask was somewhere west of Prem now.


“People need water and food too, they would have shat everywhere in that thing and we never knew the god damn villages after the last city would be so small.” Laura replied. “Graham's map didn't show that. There were a lot of things we could have done better in hindsight. But so what, we're alive.”


“I don't feel very alive.” Janna chuckled sorrowfully, stretching her muscles. “We should go wash in the river. I smell like a dog and even you stink.”


Laura gave a grin: “Can we have the tiny people lick the stink off our feet?”


Janna did smile at the joke but said what she had to: “No, I think it would kill them.”


“You're right.”


They both grinned.


“But seriously.” Janna said after a moment. “Next time I'm going to take some people with me. I'll water them, I don't care. They can starve until I eat them.”


Next time, Laura thought, wondering when that would be. She imagined being in a giant glass container, carried by Janna's giant hand. People cowered together when they weren't shaken left and right by her uncaring movements. When she drank from a river or stream she would dribble some water inside with her fingers and her prisoners would lap it off the glass floor. Then, every now and then, she'd lift the container to her face and peer inside, and her food knew that it was time again.


The bottle was tilted towards her mouth and people slipped, trying desperately to claw for somewhere to hold on. But there was nothing. When the bottle tilted back again, so many of them were gone, in Janna's mouth that they could watch through the glass, chewing. Her swallow was followed by a burp that echoed horribly in the material of the container. It vibrated with the force of it.


“Laura, wake up.” Janna's hand was beating on Laura's chest.


Her eyes opened. It was dark all of a sudden.


“Did I sleep?” She heard herself mumble, barely comprehensive.


She was hot, burning almost as though she had a fever. Her body was snug beneath the blanket, tugged in with much love and consideration for her good rest. Janna must have draped it over her when she had drifted away suddenly, Laura figured. Still, sleeping in the day had her wake especially sore now. She felt even worse than before but she knew that feeling would fade eventually.


The sun was behind the horizon and it's last rays were just licking at the singular clouds above. Below it was hard to see anything other than shapes. The one thing that stood out when she looked about was a river of fire, slowly making it's way down where the road had been.


She rubbed her eyes and peered again: “Torches!”


But how many of them. So many! It didn't look like there was an end to them, only far, far off in the distance.


“Did you sleep too?” She asked.


Janna shook she shape of her head: “Lee thought it may be a nice gesture if I cleared Salza of the rubble so that they might have an easier time rebuilding. Also I didn't want to fuck up my rhythm.”


Laura imagined going right back to sleep now. Nothing would be easier.


“Have no fear on that count.” She scoffed in perfect local tongue with Andergastian accent. “Did you really clear it all out?”


She couldn't see anything inside the walls in the darkness, even if she tried.


“I just stepped on everything.” Janna told the story. “Then Furio was cross because there was still corpses in there they could have buried with all rites and stuff. Well, they can scratch them out of the ashes, I don't care.”


Laura swallowed. Her throat was raw and she needed a drink. Janna should have slept a little like she had. She was audibly exhausted and in a sour mood.


“Who do you think is coming there?”


“I don't know.” Janna's shape shrugged. “Lee says it's a little early for food. They're on the city walls, all of them, lighting signal fires.”


Laura turned: “They're not very successful.”


A single torch was burning behind a tower from her view but she only saw that now.


Janna laughed bitterly: “Yeah, they only thought about the need for firewood after I flattened everything. Doesn't matter. Here.”


With a click the lantern came on, shining it's bright, unnatural light all around.


“We gotta see who's coming there.” Janna went on. “If it's Thorwallers we'll have to flatten them.”


“Kay.” Laura made indifferently. Sure, squash a few more Thorwallers, why not. “They've got horses though. I think it's someone else.”


Janna's eyes narrowed which made her look hideous on account of the dark rings beneath them: “You're right.”


They could do nothing but sit on their blanket in silence, watching the eerily long procession come closer. Well, they might have done all manner of other things, but they didn't. When finally the light shun onto the first riders she saw that they were not Thorwalsh at all. This she determined by the fact that they looked not like Vikings but medieval stuff, men in long blue shirts with long blue shields, carrying spears. There were armoured people as well.


“Blue is Nostria.” Janna explained, answering the question as it formed in Laura's sleepy head. “Let's keep a low profile.”


She rolled her eyes in the next instant even before Laura snorted with laughter and fell into a fit of evil giggling over the poor choice of words. That was the scene to which the Nostrians arrived. Likely it made the distance at which they assembled a little larger.


There were lot's of riders but after a while even men on foot arrived. Lee, Furio and Graham came storming out of the city to greet them.


“Oh look.” Janna made tiredly. “Important people.”


And important they were by the looks of them, though they were only four. They had fine horses, that was plain just by looking at them. Three wore chain mail over and over, metal rings interlinked to defeat blows and cuts against their bodies. One even seemed to have a mail hood of sorts but Laura didn't know if that was better or worse than the visor-less helmets the others wore. One horse wore a dress of blue and white, it's rider metal elbow and shin guards and on his helm there was a golden ring with spikes, shimmering in the light. It was a crown.


Lee, Furio and Graham all knelt before the man, eyes to the ground, then rose and exchanged a few words. Led on by the three men on foot, the four men of import finally made their approach after some more nattering.


One rider bore a lance with a banner, blue as well, fringed in white and with a flat, white fish on it. It was the same as on most of the surcoats and shields.


He spoke loudly: “His grace, King Andarion the Second of Nostria!”


“Kneel.” Janna whispered from the corner of her mouth.


Laura didn't exactly know how, but she did her best. Kneeling she was taller than sitting on her butt, and either way way larger than this tiny king.


King Andarion was an old man in his fifties with a grey, almost white goatee on his chin that made him look adorable despite his age. Sitting on his white horse his back was as straight as an arrow and he held the reigns exactly as Laura would expect an aristocrat to do, deft but delicate. Gold was woven or painted onto his surcoat, he had a long cloak of deep blue to match it and there was a sword on his belt. Other than that, he was a man, a bug beneath Laura's shoe if she wanted to.


“His lordship, Esindion of Trontsand!” The man with the lance announced next.


It was his job, Laura realized only now. He was only a soldier, though doubtless some kind of officer. It showed in his armour, his horse and his finer surcoat that were all better than those of most other soldiers she could see but not quite as good as the nobles'.


Lord Esindion of Trontsand was a stout man with a white moustache so bushy that it swallowed his mouth. It grew upwards at the sides making it look as though the man was ever smiling amicably. His eyes on the contrary were terribly afraid, barely visible or not though they were under equally bushy, white eyebrows. He was also the man in the coif.


“His lordship, Ingvalion Salzarell!”


The youngest of the three men was not afraid. Black of hair if his eyebrows and close cropped beard were anything to go by, his eyes seemed black as well. They glimmered in the lamplight like dark gemstones, looking up to the two giantesses in fascination. He bowed, slightly.


“You used to be the lord of this city.” Janna addressed him.


It sounded like a guess but Laura didn't know what basis it was made on before she remembered the name. The spoken to gave a thin smile and another hint of a nod.


“It is customary to first address the king.” King Andarion scolded, but not unkindly.


His eyes were amazed, his mouth amused, it seemed.


“So, here we are, us and you monsters.”


“I apologise, my king.” Janna inclined her head. Her eyes and face made Laura fear for the tiny king's life already. Janna could be unfathomably cruel when she was annoyed or tired as she was now.


“Your grace!” The rider with the lance corrected, somewhat mechanically. His eyes widened as soon as he had said it and Janna shot him a deadly glance.


“Your grace.” She repeated nonetheless.


It was a little awkward, but that seemed to please the king. Furio and Graham looked from face to face helpless. Lee seemed to share that sentiment but also find it amusing. When the king didn't speak, Lord Ingvalion did.


“I am the lord of Salza.” He said correctively. “Reduced to walls as it may be.”


He gestured to the mass of arriving people behind them before moving on: “His grace has kindly granted me a loan, new small folk, carpenters and other craftsmen to rebuild.”


“Good.” Laura said, eager to say anything at all. “My friend here has already cleared out the rouble for you.”


Again the hint of a smile, the hint of a nod.


“Well then I believe gratitude is in order.” He said softly. “And I hear there is much more to be thankful for?”


He turned to Lee who turned to Laura: “Best they hear it from you.”


Depopulating Thorwal from the capital to Olport and back had been an undertaking that had cost a lot of nerve and sweat. To be able to announce it now filled Laura with a sense of pride.


“We have killed every Thorwaller from here all the way to Olport.” She smiled.


“I can attest to that, your grace!” Furio followed up immediately with a bow but of course he couldn't do without watering it down a little. “A few might have escaped. But they are far too few to stir any trouble.”


Ingvalion gave a genuine nod but the king only smiled.


“You missed a certain Boyfucker and four thousand troublemakers, it would seem.” He remarked thinly.


Laura knew he was speaking of those Thorwallers that came south and burned this city. Four thousand sounded like a lot on the surface but it paled in comparison to the tens of thousands she and Janna had crushed.


There was another awkward silence the king of Nostria seemed to enjoy.


“Ha, remarkable!” He said after a while, completely without context. “Here I stand, arguing with monsters! And monstrous you are! General, you have not promised too much, though I must admit they are more feminine than I imagined.”


Laura glanced over to Janna to see whether or not she should cover her tits. Janna only looked tired and annoyed. Her belly rumbled loudly, prompting the tiny king's horse to neigh nervously and edge backwards ere he gave the reigns in his hands a sharp pull.


“Your grace,” Lee noted from the ground, “as much as...”


Janna grunted and suddenly all four riders and horses were in her hand. It happened so quickly that Laura couldn't do so much as gasp. Janna had them slide into her maw and chewed them like a handful of peanuts. Before anyone knew what happened it was already irreversible.


“Janna!” Furio shouted, angry and panicked.


She never said a word. She only grabbed the lantern, stood and stepped over the three tiny men towards the crowd of Nostrians with their torches. Men and horses went mad at once. Janna's heavy, round butt, her panty-covered crotch hung over them and giant hands reached carelessly into their midst to quench her hunger.


Laura moved after her, her naked soles aching with every step. She couldn't help but find that the panicking mob looked delicious. She wasn't hungry really. Her stomach had adjusted to lack of food and decided that the morning's meal was enough for now. She knew that if she ate she would grow hungry again though and that it was a wise thing to do if she meant to grow back to strength.


She reached for people too, never caring for how those she grabbed ended up, whether they were injured or not. Torches hissed and guttered out against the wetness of her mouth. The blood of those crushed in between her teeth when she chewed them was welcome too. She was in dire need of something to drink.


It was okay, apparently. Certainly it was not okay, but Janna had made the decision anyway. Why though, Laura wondered.


“Aren't we allies?” She mentioned with a mouth full of bodies.


Her stomach wanted more after the first swallow, just as she had expected, and she was heeding it's call. Janna didn't reply, only feeding like a corn-thresher. The people were dispersing, those still on the road turning around.


“Anyone who wants to live must go into the city!” Laura shouted in between chews.


She didn't know if anyone listened to her all that much. Besides, Laura's and Janna's feet were in between the tiny people and the gates of Salza.


-


“Best we stay where we are, my Lord General.” Furio grabbed Lee by the shoulder when he wanted to move.


His head was already done contemplating. He couldn't explain why this was happening, only what it meant that it did. Lee seemed to have a lot more trouble with it and that was a remarkable thing in and of it's own. Even before the gargantuan monsters, the general's demeanour had been light hearted, fearless, lacking in concern even when he had no idea what was about to happen. Now his small, dark-brown eyes were wide with terror.


“We have to stop them!” He huffed, clutching at the green cloak around Furio's shoulders that had once been his.


It was not an uncommon or illogical reaction.


“Lad, light my pipe for me, would you?” Furio gestured. Graham had received means to make fire from Lee's soldiers and went to work as he was bid, though white as wheel of goat cheese in his half hanging face.


“We can't.” Furio turned to Lee, calm as a rock. “We should not move lest we want to get mistakenly eaten or inadvertently underfoot.”


The people who were getting eaten and stepped on right now were completely helpless. Furio did not want to end in such a position. When Laura had almost fed him to the sleeping mouth of Janna it had already sufficed for thrills in one day.


“Why are they doing this?!” Lee shook him, waking memories of Major Phillipe Lefleur.


“His grace must have called Janna a monster one too many a time.” Furio guessed, prying the hands loose from him. “Or else she was wroth with the tone of his voice. She might have misliked the colour of his boots for all I know.”


He looked at Lee's sword wearily, hanging from the golden sash around his chest at his hip. He hoped it would remain in it's scabbard. In the distance someone begged noisily for their life before he could see Janna end him with annoyance under her uncaring foot. Laura seemed to eat on the one hand and on the other scrunch people in between her toes. More than a thousand King Andarion had brought over from Nostria, mostly peasants fled to the city before the Thorwalsh. Furio had seen the two she-titans undo far greater numbers than this but it would suffice to still their hunger for flesh and killing.


“Calm yourself, general.” He advised after taking the smoking pipe from Graham's shaking hands. “The king of Nostria is porridge now, as are the lords. It cannot be changed. Their sons will continue their lines, if Tsa and Peraine were kind enough to grand them any and Boron did not take too many of them to their graves. May Hesinde grand them more wisdom, Phex more wit than they did their fathers. Lad, a drink.”


He relied on Graham to carry all of his belongings now, he reflected. Bar his poor excuse for clothing, not a single thing he carried himself. But the young man did a splendid job at that. Instead of Furio he handed the field bottle to Lee who drank immediately. Graham was good at predicting real intentions. Smart. Furio drew on his pipe, the pleasant smoke filled his lungs and relaxed his larynx. Then he exhaled a thick puff of white smoke.


“Back to the city, little ants!”


On the fields Janna and Laura had eaten their fill it seemed. Like a flock of ducklings they herded the people with steps and stomps toward Salza, not hesitant to crush anyone each time their bare soles touched ground. They even caught and herded those down the king's road and drove them on.


The bottle came loose from Lee's throat, almost empty: “What now?”


“Who can tell.” Furio puffed wisely. “The next time must be better anticipated if the alliance is to continue. Andarion went this morning and made a brutal march. I expect there are wagons with building materials a day down the road. Best they turned back to Nostria.”


“How can there be an alliance now?!” Lee was aghast.


Furio frowned in thought: “One hundred meters does not seem much on parchment. But look at them, my lord general. Who would not be rather allied with this?”


After herding the remaining people close enough to the city Janna seemed to leave the lantern and the rest to Laura. She came stomping over to her resting place.


Lee didn't seem to notice, he was too feverish: “But do they still wish an alliance?!”


“Best ponder that tomorrow.” Furio advised. “This seems an ill time.”


But then Lee noticed and it was clear that he would not wait.


“What is the meaning of this!?” He roared, just before Janna would have blissfully stepped right over them and onto her blanket.


She stopped, spied him and narrowed her eyes. She bowed down, the mountain speaking to the cockroach: “Nostria has just bought the land of Thorwal from me. The price was the life of their king, two lords and a handful of peasants. A cheap price.”


Her mouth grinned but her eyes did not and Lee shrivelled together like a rotten apple.


“I am going to sleep now and anyone who wakes me will regret it.”


In Furio's judgement, Lee was lucky to still be alive. Janna's heel crashed down closer to them than would have been necessary but that was all she did to them before lying down. By the city gate Laura picked on a few stragglers by squelching them to paste, then she closed the gate and barred it with a hill of sand. Salza had five gates in total, a great many for a city like this, but she went to each and repeated the process meticulously until there was only drowning in the Ingval left as an escape for the people inside. On the other side of the city walls was only trampled earth and ashes. Janna had levelled everything, including the burned bones.


“Will she eat us now, master?” Graham clutched at Furio's arm.


It was a good possibility. Laura was unnecessarily evil, always and everywhere, impulsive and she seemed to have developed a grudge against Furio for some reason and particularly liked to torment Graham. True enough she came looking for them, lantern in hand, and smiled when she found what she was looking for. Furio smoked his pipe faster, intend on enjoying as much of the Stoerrebrandt's as he could before his possible death.


“Just us now.” Laura crouched, her skimpy undergarment spanning tight over the slight hill that was her crotch. “Are you scared?”


Furio could not deny it, how ever used to it he was by now.


Laura looked down at them through her knees. She could do anything she wanted to the three tiny men before her, not to mention the many trapped inside the city. After Janna had levelled everything in there it was like a great, dirty playground for her. And play she would, Furio had no doubt, and she was still dirty enough herself to not mind the ashes.


“Yes.” Furio said hoarsely, white smoke almost engulfing his head.


She did not seem to have expected an answer to her question but smiled nonetheless.


“Hop on.” She whispered, lazily motioning to her hand on the ground. “We wouldn't want to wake Janna.”


They were completely at her mercy. Furio didn't even have magic left to throw at her. Reasoning, well, who ever tried to reason with Laura was up for a merciless game. She was wilful, so much so that she could choose to do something just because someone had proposed to do something else. She wasn't stupid either and trying to trick her was not a wise plan. So they climbed her hand, Furio first, ushering Lee and Graham onwards. No one spoke.


She took them and the lantern inside the city walls. Hundreds of eyes peered up at her in terror and Furio could not help but lean over the edge of the giant hand and look at what she was doing. People were screaming and running again. There was an unusual amount of crying, or else Furio had grown unused to hearing it while they were in Thorwal. Laura squashed a runner under her foot so slowly that it almost appeared frozen in time, though it was just so to better feel their terror, their pain, he knew. There was no survival in between her hard, raw sole and the packed, blackened ground. If there was anything positive in this it was that she seemed to act more normal than before.


Most of the people were peasants, and thereby mostly female. Their husbands and sons that were old enough were somewhere else, most likely carrying spears and shields to guard some castle, some wagons, a city or something else. Male craftsmen were needed in war as much as in peace, but soldiers were also present below, wearing their blue surcoats. Some soldiers seemed to have reunited with their loved ones by chance but were unable to defend them having dropped their arms trying to flee.


It was chaos. People made away from Laura's feet as they could. She picked up another woman in a dress with her toes, had her fall to the ground again and extinguished her life under the ball of her foot. She walked strategically, driving the fleeing men and women away from the water towards the southern gate she had closed first. The walls narrowed there, creating a space where she could corner them. The few who seemed to guess her plan and try to cross it were toe food.


About half of those unfortunate souls late King Andarion had brought with him remained by Furio's judgement. In a horrible way, it was good that they were there. There was no telling what Laura would do, no matter how much he antagonized about it. If she would unload her evil on them rather then Furio and his companions then he would not protest. His hopes were raised when she held them against the parapets and allowed them to jump over after sitting down in front of her captured crowd.


Then she seemed to forget all about them. Why, Furio had no idea. Who could ever tell why Laura did anything. He doubted even Hesinde, goddess of wisdom, herself knew. Janna was reasonable, predictable, or at least he had thought so before today. What she had done struck him as something Laura was apt to do, not she. To his understanding Laura was the impulsive one. In actions, yes, he figured but remembered that impulsive reactions were not beyond Janna either, and neither was senseless cruelty.


“My feet are dirty.” Laura said, and it undeniably was true. The smell of them when she had pulled off her shoes had almost driven Lee's exquisite, wind-dried beef back out of Furio's stomach. They were not so smelly now as they were then but not pleasant things either if ever they had been, not to mention the fresh blood on them. They were all still filthy, Laura, Janna, Furio and Graham too.


“Lick them clean.”


The people recoiled from her playfully wriggling toes and Furio was glad not to be down there with them. When no one moved she caught someone under the big toe of her right foot and crushed them with it. Then again.


“I'll kill people until you start licking.”


After the fifth life claimed by her gargantuan toe it worked. Fear overturned disgust and the first men and women threw themselves at her left foot that was still settled on the ground. Faced by these odds there was nothing else they could do, except perhaps dying proudly. Most Thorwalsh would probably have chosen pride but they were not in Thorwal any more and most small folk could not afford such luxuries. And if she wanted, Laura could even get the Thorwalsh to do most anything, as she had proven.


“There, that's good.” She smiled when tiny tongues lapped at her dirty skin.


She exhaled in pleasure.


Furio was all too familiar with the mechanics at play, not licking Laura's feet in particular, but the dominance, the feeling of power she craved. It was a thing with these giant things. Amongst the small folk, next to her more deserving of their name than ever, around five dozen sacrificed themselves for the greater good. The taste was visibly horrible. People turned to gag often but kept on, fearing for their lives and their loved ones if they weren't lost yet. Carpenters or soldiers may have travelled alone, peasants brought their whole families with them, minus most fighting age males. Laura did not care, as usual.


She observed the spectacle with a chuckle: “Aw, do my footsies taste bad? Do they smell?”


Sometimes she did that too, make up words like that. Who was to stop her.


“Get deeper in between my toes.”


Then she giggled because it was tickling her, but apparently the sensation was good enough to bare it.


“What does she want with us, here?” Lee whispered, chewing on his upper lip as though he meant to eat it.


Furio still found it peculiar to see fear in his eyes. He said nothing. He didn't know. He had to be wise now and strong, but found it hard. Perhaps it would be good if Laura addressed them now, but she seemed to have another idea for her feet first. She withdrew them and leaned forward.


“Lay on the ground and make a bed for each of my soles.” She commanded, sounding as though it was something that would bring joy to everybody. “I'll rest my feet on your bodies, but I promise to try not to crush you. If you don't do it I'll crush you anyway.”


This time's hesitance she punished by picking three random people and stuffing them beneath her rump where her sex was. She was clearly becoming more normal again. The first to comply were relatives of those taken and once they went others followed. With her soles bedded on people she leaned back, freeing those under her crotch. To Furio's surprise too walked, bruised, the third could only crawl.


“Did I tell you to stop licking?” Laura gave her left foot some pressure, drawing moans and cries.


It was unclear where she wanted to be licked, so people gathered around her feet to lick and kiss her just as the people below started to do so as well. That really pleased her.


“You are so pathetic.” She chuckled again, as if it hadn't been her who made them be so.


In some women Furio had found it hard to tell when they were wanton. In this huge, vain one it was easy to spot and happening right before their eyes now.


“I want a beautiful peasant girl, or all of you are dead.” She snapped her fingers impatiently. “Make it a maiden and undress her.”


The mob went to work. That one was easy and only those who had beautiful unmarried daughters had something to lose. Laura only wanted one, but several were brought forth before the mob settled on a girl with yellow hair and apparently no parents present to miss her. They tore her dress off eagerly.


This practise was nothing new at all and Furio had seen it before. The titanesses seemed oddly to prefer girls for it, for whatever reason. Furio had had to sit through gigantic lovemaking several times, often involving tiny people. This time it was Laura alone, and her feet were being licked.


She picked the girl delivered to her hand and plunged it into her undergarments where it remained, moving. Slick squishing noises came from her sex a while later and the movement quickened. To Graham it was no new experience either but to Lee it was. The general just stared as if he had lost belief in everything.


After a while Laura gasped, obscenely, girlishly. Then louder. As she provoked it herself, her inevitable climax came eventually. Her back arched so much that her buttocks left the ground, entailing a transferral of weight to her feet. Everyone beneath was crushed. The girl did not make it out of her undergarments either. She came out a corpse, wet and glistening like Laura's fingers, blood running from her nose and mouth, used to death.


Laura sighed blissfully and flicked the corpse away before lifting and turning to her foot servants.


“Aw, sorry. Did I crush them?”


“What have we done.” Lee whispered. “We should have never consented to this.”


Furio cleared his finished pipe by turning it over and knocking it against a crenel.


“Do not act pious now, my lord general.” He said. “You knew what they are.”


Are, not were. That was important. What ever Horas did, the gargantuan creatures would not simply go away. Lee was speechless and there was no friendship in his eyes when he met Furio's gaze. He was acting like something he was not. Furio could not explain it other than by shock. Reading reports of the gargantuan cruelties was one thing, seeing them first hand something different entirely.


“Having them against us is easy.” He continued, handing the pipe to the lad. “Perhaps it is not too late to have them with us still.”


“That's good to hear.” Laura's face shot into view, grinning.


She had heard, but Furio had seen her ears prick up, her eyes glance over. If he failed this he was a done man, but perhaps he was already dead anyway.


Laura's face changed suddenly, frowning with doubts: “How do we fix Janna eating that king?”


“That king of Nostria.” Furio added, surprised to find Graham offering him a freshly stuffed and smoking pipe without having been asked to do it. He took it gratefully and puffed. Somehow smoking made him calmer and feel ten times the wiser too.


“What do you mean by that?”


“The Nostrians will be cross with you, have no doubt.” He allowed. “But in the end, they are just that. Nostrians. And Horas has great numbers on their lands, as it happens. If the new king wishes to avenge his father with the help of new allies, then he is a fool we would be very much justified in seeking to replace. Janna ate one king. Why can't she eat another?”


He wondered where the all those words were coming from. He must have either gone mad or become very wise somehow. He was not a good man any longer though, not for a long time, but then again, neither was he a wizard. There was a choice to be good in the sense of the Twelve. But that choice meant death, and perhaps even more evil in turn.


“So you say eating him wasn't a big deal?”


A wise man did not pour Hylailer fire into a brazier, but neither did he let the coals glim to an end before adding more fuel.


He puffed: “Queer choice of words, but yes, ultimately. No more than an unfortunate affair we will have to live with now. The Nostrians will bemoan their late king, but I do not see why things between Horas and you should change.”


Perhaps it was best to have men of import stay away from the giantesses in the future and have messages be delivered to them by more disposable means or through Furio. That would have been the wiser course to begin with. He wanted to believe that Laura did not want to kill him, but with her there was never a way to be entirely sure.


Furio looked at Lee who kept his teeth clenched. If he objected to anything that was said Furio would point out that he had relativised his own power himself earlier. He said nothing, as probably was best. There were none of his Maraskans in the crowd of Nostrians before Laura. Lee had told them to stay put before he, Graham and Furio had run down the steps and out to greet the newcomers. Over on the other side of the city, up on the wall they still stood like statues. Likely the scouts had gone into hiding in one of the half-burned towers. Prudent.


“Can we do anything?” Laura's eyes were untrusting.


That was an important question Furio could not answer if he was honest with her.


“I speak without warrant.” He admitted. “Only giving counsel. There must be a line you cannot cross, but where it is...”


He puffed again. Wise men often left words unsaid to give them more meaning, but if he had hoped that by doing that an answer would come to him he was without luck. The smooth, youthful skin on the giant forehead wrinkled. The worst she could do besides killing him was to act dim and press the question. The unholy, magic light from the gargantuan lantern reflected in her huge, playful eyes. Somehow it told him that she knew it.


“The best,” he added quickly, feeling pressured to it, “would be if the both of you abstained from killing Horasians or Maraskans unless expressly permitted to do so. The same I would say for Nostrians, if you are willing to follow these rules.”


It was all a little, wise bug could say.


To his astonishment, Laura grew defensive, raising her hands in innocence: “I wasn't going to do anything to the king or the lords, or to these people.”


She nodded forward where Nostrian small folk were still lapping at her feet next to the crushed remains of their unfortunate fellows.


“Janna told me herself that we were supposed to be allies. I didn't touch the Maraskans this morning either.”


The way she made it sound as if she had been an utter lamb besides that made the chunk even harder to swallow, which she seemed to remember now too.


She rolled her eyes: “Fine, I almost fed you to Janna but that was only a joke.”


If so it had still been an immeasurably cruel one. To him it hadn't felt like one to be sure and worse yet she said it as though it was the most normal thing in the world.


“Look at me.” She continued, her face earnest and so for once her speech. “You know how easy I could kill you. But I'm curious where this is going.”


“And Master Furio is right. It hasn't gone all the wrong way yet.”


Lee's eyes were full of hidden thoughts Furio could not guess.


“So, I believe the overarching question is, what will there be tomorrow?” He added, turning to the gargantuan girl.


She only shrugged and looked at Furio who sucked at his pipe for wisdom. Somehow, Stoerrebrandt's seemed a much better helper than goddess Hesinde had ever been.


“When I hatch plans,” he began, “they ever seem to break like eggshells. Wait and see, I say, and for now let's try to not eat any more kings.”


Laura grinned: “I will talk to Janna about that.”


“Milords!”


A woman had stolen away from the crowd of Nostrians, half-way past Laura and hailed the three men conversing with the giantess.


“Help us, milords, please?!”


“My breakfast is talking to you.” Laura's grin grew only wider.


Furio looked away and could hear the woman scream when Laura ate her.


After his last, possibly wisest words there was not much left to say. Kinder than ever before Laura took them, gathered Lee's fifteen remaining Maraskans, the scouts who revealed themselves after some shouting and set them all down outside the walls. Inside it may have been safer or not, depending on what the trapped Nostrians would do. But if Janna woke before Laura and got it into her sleepy head to eat some people for breakfast just as Laura had suggested they would do then it could end bad for scouts or soldiers in there too.


The lantern was not left burning for them, however. Laura flicked a huge lever and it's magic died before she went to sleep, leaving them where they were.


“She takes lives as easily as men take breaths.” Lee noted in the darkness. “I must apologise for my outburst. It was unseemly. I hope you can forgive me.”


“It is easy to get overwhelmed by their violence.” Furio replied softly.


After that, it wasn't long until the soldiers had found their supplies. Furio received a sleeping bag and a fresh, white silk shirt, a soldiers death-shirt, another great honour apparently. This meant quite a loss for the soldier as well as having to sleep on the ground but the small, flat-faced man vowed he'd do so gladly.


For common people, such as the soldiers were, there was a breaking of fast in the morning, so being called for the long time in which one had not eaten. They had their dinner at noon, meaning the meal in the middle of the day, depending on time of year. Mostly, it was had in the afternoon as scholars keeping close track of time with the help of hourglasses had discovered. After that, there were no other meals and breakfast was not sumptuous either.


Such however was not the practise for persons of high station like academy mages and generals and so Lee and Furio each had another bowl of what they had eaten during the day, rice with carrots and beef, drowned in vegetable oil.


Curled up in his sleeping bag, Furio reflected on the day. Laura had dozed off after the morning's feeding but Janna had held on stubbornly to staying awake. She had washed with a rock-sized piece of soap in the river, scrubbed her clothes and Laura's, just to fill her hands. She had lain them out to dry around afternoon when even Furio and Graham had drifted to sleep. When he had awoken to her stomping in the city he had been angry and wroth and told her that he had meant to bury the charred skeletons in there with rites.


But had he really, he asked himself, or had it just been to say something in order to vex her because she had woken him. It had been a mistake and futile. The burnt corpses were now pulverized and one with the city ground on which a new Salza would no doubt be erected at some point in the future. He was sure though that his reaction was not unlike to the reaction Janna had had when confronted with the king. She had become annoyed, she was tired, and that had made her unreasonable as it had made him. Hunger and exhaustion could be potent weapons if ever he had to fight the giantesses, he concluded, but they had to be very skilfully employed or else they were dangerous, deadly even.


Whenever there was something that might be used against the titanic girls he made a diligent note of it in his mind. What was his purpose though, he wondered queerly. He meant to stay alive, of that much he was certain, and he wanted to serve Horas, now as ever. Other than that, he was a reed in the wind, swinging wherever he was blown. He wondered if it would be this way forever.


Then he woke, suddenly, Andon Patchcloak beside him snoring louder than any man he had ever heard snore before.


-


“Wake up, sleepy head.” Janna rubbed Laura's belly.


The girl had slept forever and it became worrying. She should eat, not having touched any of the Nostrian provisions King Andarion and his two lords had brought. Nostrian cuisine was heavy on fish, naturally for a coastal kingdom, but Laura needed calories to grow back to strength. Besides there was bread, bacon, pork, chicken, butter and the like to be had. Janna had left the choices morsels for Laura, knowing that she wasn't much of a fish eater.


“Laura.” Janna sang sweetly, caressing a cheek. “Time to get up.”


Laura's face cringed and then her whole body. She got up.


“Woa, I'm hungry! Did you leave me a few?”


“Of course I did.” Janna gestured.


It wasn't a lavish feast, but near everyone King Andarion had brought with him was going hungry to feed them. They'd only eat after the next wagons would arrive today.


Laura's eyes opened and her jaw almost fell onto her chest: “What the fuck? Who are these people? Did new ones arrive?”


“Uh, hello?” Janna grinned. “These are the Nostrians who arrived yesterday? King Andarion and his guys? You met them, don't you remember?”


“Did you let them out? Why are there horses?”


“Out from where?”


Laura must have dreamed something terrible, Janna thought. She seemed completely confused.


“Ah, the second one is awake! Marvellous!” Tiny King Andarion the second of Nostria stemmed his hands into his hips and gave Laura an admiring look.


He had changed his armour for a dark blue doublet with golden fastenings and black velvet britches with matching leather boots. Instead of his crowned helm he wore his real crown on his silvery hair, small though golden and set with gemstones. He must have heard Janna mention his name.


“He's alive?!” Laura gaped when she saw the man. “You ate him!”


“What?” Janna gave a frown. “I didn't eat anybody, not even Andon Patchcloak that snoring wonder. If that one wakes me one more time with his nightly sawing I swear he is going to have an accident.”


The effort fell flat completely.


“Did I dream?” Laura rubbed her face hard. “What day is this?”


“How the fuck am I supposed to know what day it is.” Janna was helpless.


Now finally awake by the looks of her, Laura took a good look around.


“None of it happened.” She said, perhaps to herself. “I dreamt we ate them all and I made them lick my feet.”


“You dreamt.” Janna affirmed. “You slept like a log. I woke you when the king arrived and you opened your eyes briefly but as soon as I turned away you must have been gone again. You slept for a day and a night straight, no wonder you had weird dreams.”


Lords Ingvalion and Esindion joined the king before the blanket. Ingvalion wore plain clothes in black, Esindion, frightened as ever, chain mail and sword.


“My lords.” Janna greeted them with an inclination of her head. There was no point in bowing, they were simply too small. “My Lord Ingvalion, shouldn't you overlook the rebuilding of your city?”


He smiled up at her in that way he had: “I found that the craftsmen perform their art better if left a free hand. Two many cooks will spoil every porridge.”


“Her hair could use a gargantuan comb but she is a most fair thing to look at.” Andarion said out of context.


That was a bit of a pet peeve with him. He seldom ever cared what others were talking about.


Laura moaned: “I was one hundred percent certain you ate all three of these guys, plus their horses, straight out a nowhere.”


It was good that she was speaking English. Janna didn't want to unnecessarily scare little, old Lord Esindion into a heart attack.


“And why would I do that?” She asked sharply, ignoring the king. “We're allies, remember? Don't kill anyone, eat the food and then, for the love of god, go wash yourself. You smell like cheese, your feet especially.”


Laura shifted the blanket off of her and looked down at her toes with unexplainable sadness in her eyes.


“Laura.” Janna had to say and gesture again, considering slapping her. “Food!”


Only then did Laura's eyes see the ox and mule carts, wheel barrows and horse wagons. The draft animals Janna had left were not yoked to the wagons any more but bound to the wooden frames with string so they couldn't get away.


“Leave the wagons whole.” She added. “They still need them. You can eat the animals though.”


Hungrily, Laura reached for a particularly big oxen first, lowered the screaming creature into her maw and crunched it noisily. The piece of wagon it was bound to, some stick-wooden railing, came off with it but Janna decided not to say anything.


“Is there something wrong?” Furio joined the three tiny nobles.


She shook her head: “Laura had a bad dream, that's all.”


The tiny mage looked surprisingly understanding: “She's not alone in that.”


That was a bit cryptic and the look he gave the three men next to him even more. Furio wore a colourless woollen shift over his newly acquired silk shirt and white linen britches. His hair had received a sheering by a deft but visibly unskilled hand, giving him a hair cut that looked more thoroughly medieval than even all Nostrians combined. A bold spot was showing at the top of his head which gave him something of a monk and only made him look even older. His beard had grown long and been left untouched, bar perhaps for some untangling.


“Furio, I told you sucking smoke into your lungs will kill you. It is much too early, besides.” Janna scolded when she noticed that he was smoking again.


He smoked that also newly acquired pipe whenever he could now and she considered taking it away from him and crushing it for the sake of his health. The tiny man loved his long, minuscule pipe so much though that she decided against it.


“Wouldn't it be best if they went out and found some wretched Thorwallers to eat?” King Andarion spoke again, watching one of his small, gelded draft horses perish in Laura's maw.


He had said that a number of times before and this morning as well while Janna had eaten a few more of his supplies.


“I tell you again, your grace,” Furio replied through a cloud of white smoke, “killing them would not be the problem. It's finding them.”


If he had heard, Andarion gave no hint of it. Janna considered what Laura had said about eating him. It would be easy, but the implications were big, stupid and avoidable. If she wanted to kill someone it was Andon Patchcloak. The man snored so loudly that he had woken everyone other than Laura in the night. The whole camp had been awake, looking for source of the noise. How someone like that could ever be a scout was beyond her, assuming that scouts had to be sneaky so as not to be detected. They certainly wouldn't miss him if Janna inadvertently stepped on the man, but it was still only a funny, little thing she played with in her mind.


“There will be food for your people and the giantesses when General Lee arrives with the new supplies.” Furio went on. “He has ridden out to urge them on.”


“That is good.” Queer but soft-spoken Lord Ingvalion observed. “My labourers need their strength about them.”


He was always all fascination when looking up at the giant girls but Janna could not rid herself of a certain unease he gave her.


“Er, we were promised a ride in her gargantuan hand and a demonstration.” King Andarion demanded suddenly. “May we have it now?”


Janna had made the promise the night before when the king demanded it. Carrying them in her hand was easy enough and an understandably exciting prospect for them. That other thing struck her as cruel.


“What demonstration?” Laura asked in English with a visible distaste for the raw, living chickens she was chewing in her mouth along with their wooden cage.


Janna grimaced: “They want to watch me step on someone. A demonstration of power. You can do it if you want, if you want to kill someone.”


“Nah, that's fine.” Laura swallowed. “I killed enough people in that dream I had. Who will you squish?”


“No idea.” Janna shrugged uncertainly. “I don't think they brought any prisoners.”


That brought a smile to Laura's lips but she said nothing. Furio too, said nothing. No one said anything.


“I washed your clothes by the way.” Janna put her hand on the ground to let the tiny nobles climb on. “Don't you dare put them on before you hit the river, I warn you. The soap is over there.”


There was not much left of that piece of soap but it would still suffice for the thorough scrubbing Laura needed. Mumbled acknowledgement followed Janna's words while Lord Esindion needed some sharp words by his king to finally make it onto the palm of her hand.


“Softly now!” Furio called up after making the climb with them.


Janna rose slowly as she was bid.


“Ha, marvellous!” King Andarion exclaimed. “I feel like a bird!”


Janna turned towards the Ingval and the wide, empty land beyond: “All this is yours now, your grace.”


His grace was a bug in her hand and she carried him effortlessly along with three other fully-grown men.


“Best claim it quickly.” Furio added. “Before mountain clans or Fjarningers settle in.”


“Pests!” The king declared. “If they do, we shall have her dispose of them again.”


Furio gave Janna a queasy look but said nothing. Janna knew that she and Laura would leave this place before long and she wouldn't dread it. The land was bare and burned. They were Horas' allies as well. How much any Nostrian, king or not, was able to give her commands she didn't know yet. She turned to Salza next where tiny labourers were tearing down charred ruins, removed scrap and corpses and collected usable stones.


There wasn't much. The temples of Ingerim and Hesinde had been made of stone but collapsed entirely. Hesinde was the goddess of wisdom and her collection of scrolls and tomes had burned particularly fiercely it seemed. Furio guessed that it had been offerings of wood and coal that had done for the temple of Ingerim, godfather of craftsmanship, and the candles might have done the rest in each case afterwards. The Travia temple or hospitality, family and marriage had been made of wood and burned down entirely. There was nothing left.


“When we claim the lands north we must rebuild the bridge.” Ingvalion said softly. “My liege, can I count on you for the required stone and mortar as well as skilled men to build it?”


“A toll shall be placed on crossing the new bridge.” Andarion replied. “A copper for each nose. The proceeds shall go to my coffers for the first two years. After that, it is yours, though it shall be named after me.”


Janna smiled at the politics being made on the palm of her hand and Lord Ingvalion gave both her and his king a thankful nod.


“Now,” Andarion turned to Furio, “we should like to see the crushing.”


The tiny mage didn't even flinch, only bowed his head and said: “Would you like to see it from up here or from below, up close, your grace?”


“Both.” The king replied before he pointed off to the empty fields with burned haystacks. “That one seems suitable.”


He meant a peasant woman, wearing a brown dress and apron, stalking in between some bushes perhaps in hopes of finding a place to squat down and relieve herself.


“Janna?” Furio's mouth was tight but his eyes determined. He was still puffing on his pipe.


She took the walk along the city walls and around the camp of tents were the lords and soldiers had spent the night. The working small folk and idling soldiers looked up at her in fear and made a few steps to get further away from her. Some went straight into hiding, dropping anything they had been doing before.


Just as the tiny peasant woman had found a suitable spot she saw Janna coming straight at her. She shrieked, jumped to her feet and bolted but her feet caught in her dress and she fell.


“Lean over my thumb if you want to see, my lords.” Janna said, placing her fingers in such a way as to allow for that.


The woman had half found her feet again, making away stumbling and crawling in panic. It was cruel, but Janna was used to that. To her it was an insignificance, one less slow-moving speck upon the ground. Her tiny victim wasn't fast by any standards.


Janna wore her jeans and shirt but was going barefoot. The weather allowed it again without freezing and she wanted her boots well aired of their stench before marching on. She figured the best way to show how easily she could kill people was not to make much of a ritual about it. She placed her foot over the running woman and stepped down, slightly leaning into it for more weight. The ground was soft here.


For a brief instance she felt her, her last struggles, then there was cold, wet earth and the squelch of the little body giving in and crumbling.


“Marvellous!” King Andarion cheered.


Ingvalion looked very pleased as well, only the Lord of Trontsand looked as though his breakfast was about to make a sudden retreat through his mouth.


Janna crouched and held the men close to her footprint so they could see the crushed result. Esindion wretched then, but to his luck managed to spill it all onto the ground and nothing on Janna's hand.


“That shall suffice.” The Lord of Salza said. “We have seen all we must.”


King Andarion concurred and Janna would not be required to crush another peasant it seemed. Now that she had done the first one she would have welcomed another. She could only envy Laura for her vivid dreams, confusing or not as they were.


“Your grace.” She said in turning, careful to have the heel of her foot land on the flattened body of the peasant woman again. “I should like for some of your subjects to polish my footwear until it gleams. That of my fellow friend as well. We have walked very far and there is many a thing still stuck to the bottom that needs scraping off.”


“Done!” The king said gracefully. “I will see to it myself!”


His hands wouldn't do any polishing, she knew, but that was alright. Her shoes were in need of cleaning and the thought of tiny, helpless people scratching dirt and bodies off the leather sole as well as removing the completely disintegrated corpses from the inside excited her.


Shortly after, everything was very much normal. Graham sat on the battlements of Salza, doing another drawing for Furio after he had created his most beautiful earth, stone and grass map yet, depicting the entire kingdom of Nostria. Furio himself was speaking to Lord Ingvalion, smoking and sharing a flagon of wine. The king had a nap in his tent and Lord Esindion was awaiting a meal to replace the one he had lost to the peasant woman.


Janna gave the soldiers that gaped and ogled at Laura's naked body in the river a sharp look, seemingly reminding them of very urgent tasks, very suddenly.


“You have a lot of fans.” She told Laura when she arrived there and crouched down.


Laura was fighting with her hair, white with soapy bubbles.


“I should have taken Alrik Oilboiler with me.” She complained. “The soap is almost used up and maybe he could have made me some conditioner.”


Janna snorted. The alchemist of Thorwal was likely a head on it's walls now though.


“He never delivered on that fragrant oil either.”


“There's so many things we actually need beside food.” Laura pondered with one of her cute frowns. “Do you think the Nostrians are any use?”


“They're pretty backwards too.” Janna replied. “But what I heard of Horas sounds promising. I've learned the word for perfume. Fragrant water.”


“Poetic.” Laura scoffed. “But we're not going there soon are we?”


“No.” Janna admitted. “We should go to the Andergastian border and ask Scalia for things that need squishing. We might have to go kill tiny Barbie dolls. Are you up for that?”


“Walking again.” The frown returned, darker. “But sure, could be a lot of fun. Something that doesn't break immediately when you hurt it.”


She dunked her head into the water and continued with her face upside down, not a grain of fat visible on her belly as she bent.


“If it's Andergast I guess we should go back to the ship and pick up Steve and Christina as well?”


Janna nodded: “My plan exactly. And afterwards we have to make back to Nostria real quick. I don't want to starve all over again.”


“When we see a village we'll ignore it.” Laura tried to get the knots out of her hair with her fingers. “Then we say we need a break and one of us goes back and eats it. We'll take turns.”


“That might work.” Janna weighed her head. “We'll take Furio and Graham. Scalia will have a map of Andergast and they can show us where to find food. That's even better.”


She thought of Steve and the little game she had played with him in the lake. The taste of him on her tongue, the feel of his tiny cock, his hard, muscular chest and all that. She wanted to do it again, best with him naked next time. He was special because he was really human, not medieval and someone she had known while he was still a good deal taller than her too. Thinking of the things she could do with him got her loins all excited, even more than Laura's gorgeous body.


“How did your squishing go?” Laura asked after throwing her hair behind her head.


Janna made a squelching sound with her tongue, producing a laugh.


“You know,” Laura said suddenly. “In my dream after you ate the king and the lords and we went all-you-can-eat on those tiny Nostrians, Furio told me that it wasn't a big deal. There'd be a knew king, he said, and I shouldn't worry about it.”


Janna considered that for a moment.


“Well.” She finally said. “I don't really want to find out, if you don't mind. As for the Nostrians, I think they don't care too much if we snack a peasant here or there.”

Chapter 34 by squashed123
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The wine was Horasian, Furio recognized immediately after the first swallow. A good vintage.


“Not bad, is it, my lord mage?” Ingvalion raised his cup to him.


Furio nodded and did the same. He knew next to nothing about the Lord of Salza. Plainly dressed and calm tempered he judged him a soft spoken man, but his eyes somehow made him look dangerous. Still waters went deep, the saying was. If truth be told, Furio liked Lord Esindion of Trontsand best. The portly, old man with the ridiculous moustache possessed not even enough falseness to hide his cowardly fear of Janna and Laura. For Ingvalion Salzarell, as well as King Andarion, most of times Furio could not have said if they were afraid at all or greedily smelling opportunities. The ugly business with the peasant had been foreboding perhaps. He ought to be on his heels.


“It has many perks, this alliance of ours.” The lord went on with a thin smile.


Furio took another sip of wine. He had felt so immensely wise in his dream. He wished he was wise now.


'Only Nostrians' He told himself, repeating it in his mind. 'At the end of the day they have no real power, what ever it is they may think they are hatching.'


The Nostrians could neither stop Janna, Laura nor Horas if either went wroth with them, he was sure.


“Do you mean your alliance with us, or our alliance with the titans?” He asked in reply.


Ingvalion only smiled some more, ignoring the question.


“You are a mighty man, master Furio, having befriended these creatures. Pray tell me, how did you accomplish this?”


'Oh, the obvious.' Furio thought. 'And already.'


They saw and they lusted, or at least this sly lord did. Ingvalion had better be content with his new improved station. After the bridge was rebuilt no doubt he would receive a large portion of the lands north of the Ingval. Seated before the lord's pavilion they were overlooking parts of those very lands now, visibly fertile and rich if one was willing to invest the necessary labour. He'd be richer than ever before, controlling the only bridge over the Ingval there was in Nostria.


“Only by the best of intentions.” Furio said.


Ingvalion laughed pleasantly: “Oh look! Laura the Beauty is on the prowl again.”


It must have been the fifth time Laura came crossing in between the camp and the river. She was looking down, feet moving timidly towards this working person or that. It was obvious that she was searching for someone to step on. In the camp, servants were heating water in kettles over fires, water that had to be brought from the river first. Esindion of Trontsand wanted a bath. Maybe he had wet himself.


“She dares not do it openly,” Ingvalion observed, “so stepping into camp or city is out of the question. The young servants crossing her path for water are her best bet I think. Shall we wager if she gets one?”


A young serving girl shrieked and started sprinting the last dozen meters towards the smaller tents of the soldiers that surrounded the larger ones of the lords, water splashing from the heavy bucket she was carrying. Laura's foot came too late and her face turned grumpy ere she moved on.


“I do not carry money.” Furio blocked him off. “I'll shall usher them on as soon as food arrives so you and your small folk may rest easier. Has anyone come to harm while cleaning their shoes?”


“Well, what's harm?” Ingvalion slushed some wine around his mouth and swallowed. “No one has perished of the stink but I'm told it is quite gruesome. Janna the Giantess is making sure they are doing a thorough job of it.”


That meant that Laura had not been successful in crushing anyone and Janna was relatively staying her hand as well.


The lord changed the subject: “Where will you be going?”


“Receiving further orders.” Furio allowed.


“The border then.” Ingvalion smiled. “I'm am sure the king will tell you to rid him of any Thorwalsh or ogres you find on the way.”


Furio shrugged and sipped on his wine. On that count the king could rest easy and Ingvalion was a fool if he thought otherwise. Three little servants crouched by the tents, waiting for Laura to be far enough away so that they may run and fill their buckets again.


“Faster, or must I beat you?!” An older female servant with a stern face and white cloth wrapped around her head commanded them.


The youths did not heed her, nor even look at her. They only had eyes for Laura but if the giantess was looking back Furio could not see. Then they ran as fast as their young legs could carry them. Nearby, three squires sat, sharpening their lords' swords and discussing differently rough whetstones. Most idling soldiers were looking at the giantesses. A few drank ale and lost to each other at dice. Now and then, a soldier came and bid a comrade to take over his guard or sentry's duty. Grooms groomed horses, servants washed clothes or prepared food for the nobles, suspiciously glancing around for thieves. Most commoners were going hungry after Janna and Laura had eaten their supplies and even the draft animals.


“Did your titans enjoy our local cooking?” Ingvalion asked next.


Furio thought back at what it had been. He had not inquired as to the taste of any of it but not heard any complaints either.


“One would hardly call that cooking, my lord.” He objected.


“Aye, yes.” Ingvalion sniggered. “Bread and oatcakes perhaps but they ate all the rest raw as you please, sows, sheep, goats, chickens, geese, grains, even the milk cows. His grace will ask great monetary compensation, I think you understand, something about missed cheese, milk, eggs and such. He is quite fond of counting coppers.”


'And you would make a better king and ally?' Furio thought, remembering his dream. 'Or is it that you want to win the giantesses to your side with food.'


That was Furio's ploy, by enlarge, if there was anything left of it. He didn't have magic any more. If one of the giant girls decided to end him, then that was that.


“Were they the king's supplies?” He asked. “I thought his grace had lent them to you.”


“Aye.” Ingvalion's snigger died. “But now as they have not ended up at their intended purpose he seems to have forgotten that. Any compensation you make will go to him.”


Now Furio smiled. If only Ingvalion was content to wait until his city was rebuilt. Once the bridge was paid back to Andarion he'd be very rich, very quickly, and powerful too.


“We will see your workers fed, have no fear on that count, my lord.”


“When we are done rebuilding it would be my great pleasure to host you and your creatures.” The lord offered hopefully.


Furio had no idea how long it would take to rebuild Salza and it's surrounding economy. If they could get it done by spring it would be perfect for agriculture, but if truth be told he did not plan on lingering in Nostria any longer than he had to.


“Perhaps.” He said briskly and Ingvalion took his meaning, staring into his cup and emptying it to hide his face.


“Best not though, lest you may have to rebuild all over again. You do not meddle easily with them, my lord. I would rejoice to see the back of them if I were you.”


The same serving girl was coming back from the river and Laura was approaching again with better timing this time. She shrieked, dropped her bucket and ran. Her legs were young and carried her swiftly but were no match for Laura's amazing speed. Furio considered calling out but decided against it. A serving girl was nothing against Laura's spite.


Then, just before her bare sole was about to settle on top of her victim, Furio saw Laura's huge, brown, speckled eyes shoot towards him. They narrowed hatefully for a blink before the impossibly huge girl put on a mask of sticky, sugary sweetness.


“Oh!” She made, twisting her foot aside.


The servant cowered on the ground, sobbing, drenched in the water from fer bucket that had turned and spilled when she fell.


Laura crouched with all her immensity: “You should be careful where you walk, you little thing. I almost crushed you.”


She shot a side glance to Furio, spiteful again. He had not said anything, but Laura knew he would have liked to, somehow. A huge finger came, dug under the serving girl and lifted her to her feet like some bug lying on the back of it's shell.


“Go on, get your water.” The giantess smiled. “I'll wait. Sorry to frighten you.”


Furio noticed that Ingvalion had his eyes on him with admiration.


“Are you married, my lord mage?”


Furio flared his nostrils and said nothing. A pointless question. Ingvalion had a wife and daughter, both in Nostria after having fled with him from Salza before the onslaught of Hjalmar Boyfucker. The girl was fourteen or fifteen. If she had bled she was marriage material but not for a mage, and more not for one as old as Furio or at least for how old as he felt inside.


'And yet I did not object to Rondria.' He thought in grief.


He hadn't grieved properly for his beloved acolyte. How could he have, he thought, with all the butchery and murder and crushing of bodies the two living war machines produced most every day, with the mission hanging over his head and all the uncertainties. He had Graham draw a picture of her according to his description but found that it did not do her justice. He had burned it over a tallow candle in Alrik Oilboiler's house.


Laura waited patiently as the little serving girl wiped her eyes and staggered a diagonal line away from her and towards the river.


Suddenly Janna said something in that tongue Furio did not understand a word of. Her footfalls resonated in the ground beneath Furio's feet and she came into view, terribly fast, making for the river. The tiny girl shrieked again, right before Janna's foot crushed her into the riverbank, the wet ground giving way to the titanic weight in huge chunks.


The hands Janna washed in the river afterwards were perfectly clean.


Laura objected in her tongue and the other giantess turned to her, grinning.


“Oops.” She said, still standing on the body of the girl.


The silence in the camp was deafening before Janna looked over and suddenly everyone was very busy, even those who had done naught but staring before. The corpse stuck to her bare sole when she went away and only came loose after her third step. It was crushed eerily dry and as flat as a sheet of paper.


“Marvellous.” Lord Ingvalion remarked dryly, a mock imitation of his king.


Furio looked at him: “What does Andarion want?”


The other smiled again: “Why, what do kings want? What does anyone always want? More.”


He refilled first his and then Furio's wine cup.


“Man could be at peace with one another if only we accepted borders and possessions as they stood today. And yet, the ones most content with the least are those who are least. I wonder for what reason.”


He did not wonder for what reason. The answer was in the question itself.


“You should have your hands full, my lord, all of you.” Furio tried to sound Horasian but found that he had somehow unlearned how.


“Oh yes.” Ingvalion inclined his head. “So many dead and so much more land to be settled on. I am of a mind to pay my small folk just for breeding. A copper for each newborn babe. Such a shame what is happening in Andergast. I hear they flee by the thousands, but all the wrong way.”


Furio regarded his wine, the deep, dark red. It almost looked like blood.


The Nostrian Lord went on: “If by some happenstance someone of a certain format were to let it be know that there was lots of arable land to be had here, I am sure that we could play it to the benefit of everyone.”


“Everyone but Andergast.” Furio observed. “But it is a little request you make of me. If our way leads us west of the Ornib I shall see what I can do.”


Ingvalion looked pleased: “The hardest part will be to keep your giant monsters from killing everyone, I suppose. Other than that, you would be doing almost godly work. These poor people. And a stronger Nostria means a stronger Horas, now more than ever.”


That was true. If the Thorwalsh' land was settled Nostria would be more powerful, could sustain more people, produce more wealth to be used for what ever purpose. But it could also mean a more confident and less obliging ally and protectorate. Perhaps that was what Andarion was after, taking the scent of power and self-reliance.


“I will be blunt, master Furio.” Suddenly Ingvalion's eyes shun more dangerous than ever. “I can see twelve thousand ways Gareth may seek to go to war over your creatures if your betters agree to keep them. After Thorwal there can be no doubt as to the dangers they pose. And his grace is not a man to loose his wealth and power by losing for a vastly outnumbered ally. Today's demonstration was more than you knew. He wanted to see how powerful they truly were.”


It always came back to the dream, Furio thought. Perhaps that had been more foreboding than anything else. If only Ingvalion knew that Janna had devoured all three of them without a care, him, Esindion and king Andarion all. He felt the urge to light to his pipe again, only it was with Graham who was drawing somewhere.


“And would their might not convince his grace to keep faith?” He asked softly.


“Against a small foe, oh, certainly.” Ingvalion whispered. “But against tens of thousands of men such as Gareth can field? Hundreds of thousands? And what of the churches and small folk everywhere when the City of Light throws in behind them, lending justice to their cause. What king will wage war on the gods and the very people who empty his chamberpot?”


“What king could indeed?” Furio forced a smile. He did not like hearing any of this. He disliked this entire conversation.


But the lord smiled right back at him.


“A shrewd one.” He said. “A generous one. A good and capable one.”


“A treacherous one.” Furio finished darkly. “Besides, to them, we all look like small foes.”


He could not abide it, he had to have a pipe now, the sweet relief of Stoerrebrandt.


“Make not the mistake of judging their mightiness by looking up at them, my lord.” He added warningly. “Look at their feet if you care to see their real destructive power. If they saw fit, no man, woman or child were left in Nostria, and Gareth is far away.”


“Precisely!” Ingvalion countered but just as he wanted to continue a horn blared from the city walls.


Wagons. Furio stood at once, glad to disentangle himself from the conversation, and hurried around the pavilion to see. Over the crest of a very flat hill they emerged, riders in front. Ingvalion sighed when he arrived next to Furio and soon the lord of Trontsand and king Andarion were with him as well, watching. Twenty five wagons, Furio counted.


“Peace banner!” An outlook shouted from the battlements.


“Peace banner?” Ingvalion echoed perplexed. “Why do they carry a peace banner?”


It took a while before Furio spotted it, even though it was right next to General Lee, a white, ragged flag on a stick. It was carried by a rider atop a brown, spotted horse, clad in ring mail and clearly none of Lee's men. It was clearly not a Nostrian man either, for this was no man at all. Neither was she a soldier, but a priestess of Rondra, judging by the red lion on her chest.


“Your grace, uh...” A sergeant came up, the rings of his own armour singing merrily like the bells of a fool. “Shall I have the lads assemble for a parley, or...”


He stopped, gazing stupidly into the distance.


“Er, is that the Mad Lioness, I see?”


“That will not be necessary.” King Andarion gave no hint of understanding on his facial expression.


“Aye.” The stout man nodded and scurried away.


“What is she doing here?” Andarion asked displeased when the soldier was gone.


Confident and self-satisfied the priestess brandished her white banner, defying the fact that bearing it made no sense at all. Furio sensed a complication.


“Who is the priestess?” He asked, not understanding the confusion. “Is she a cavalieri?”


Cavalieri, or Knights of Rondra, were full priests of the warrior goddess, higher than the Squires of Rondra, but just as common.


“Worse.” Ingvalion replied softly. “The mad wench is Sword-Sister of the temple.”


Furio knew there was a Rondra temple in Nostria City, and Sword-Sister was the title of a Rondra temple's provost. Still he had no idea what her presence and white banner were about.


“Did you never hear of her?” Ingvalion seemed astounded. “Her deeds are famous, all the way down to Albernia and even Nordmarken I hear. Ah, she's a heroine with the small-folk, that one.”


After a little more time the woman peeled off the column and rode out onto a field were she waited, watching.


“Women shouldn't wear chain mail and swords!” Andarion roared suddenly, turning. “Squire, my arms and armour, know!”


Esindion gestured and mumbled for the same, going with him. Furio only stood.


“Remember what I told you about gods, my lord mage?” Ingvalion gave him a deep, sorrowful look in passing. “Ahh, prepare yourself for a lesson. Oh look, she brought a small army with her.”


Then he went too, shouting for his squire. Furio whirled from looking after him and what he saw gave him a headache as quickly as too much wine.


More people peeled away from the column, some on horseback, assembling by the Mad Lioness and her banner. All of them were priests, by the looks of them, each from every temple Nostria had to offer. There were Boron priests in simple black robes, Efferd priests in blue and fishnets, carrying tridents. Peraine priests wore green and sometimes gold, Travia priests red and orange. Rahya and Tsa priestesses were kin to freaks, the latter wearing normal garb but queer, rainbow coloured cloaks around their necks and the former easy to mistake for whores in blood-red dresses.


“Master?” Graham appeared out of nowhere, handing Furio the pipe he craved so much.


The lad looked curious, though it only showed on the side of his face that was unaffected by the paralysis. He crouched, lit a bit of tinder with flint and steel and handed it over as well.


Furio felt better when the smoke finally filled his lungs.


“What is that all about, master?” Graham mumbled, gesturing to the field.


He sighed: “If only I knew. Bring me a horse.”


When Graham made off, Janna came and asked the same thing: “Why are those colourfully dressed people over there surrendering, Furio?”


She always called him Furio, he recognized, wondering if he had ever taught her the correct way to address a wizard of his station. If he went out to talk to the priests there were a lot of titles he had to remember himself, and high ones, judging by some of the garb.


“They're not surrendering.” He explained. “They want a parley. Why, I could not say. Best you and Laura eat and stay here. We shall be on our way when you are done.”


Lee still made his way down the road and towards the city. Maybe he knew what this was all about. Graham handed over the reins of some soldier's horse, small, grey and haggard but Furio took them and swung into the saddle all the same.


For a moment he feared he had forgotten how to ride, noticing that he didn't even carry spurs on his boots. Instead he kicked his heels into the horse's flanks and the old, rickety mare did the rest. After two hundred steps he could hear the king and the lords shouting for their own mounts.


“Master Furio!” Lee greeted him with a grin, waving the column past him while he slowed.


Furio pulled the reins hard: “Who are those priests you bring with you?”


Lee chuckled and shrugged.


“I don't command the servants of your gods.” He said. “They brought themselves. Slowed down the wagons ever since my son caught up with them, but you'll agree that Feishan couldn't deny them protection.”


“What do they want?” Furio asked feverishly, Ingvalion's words ringing in his ears.


“The king came to look upon the giant wonders.” Lee pursed his lips and widened his eyes. “Let them have a look too! I think they see a spiritual conflict though, the fearsome maid especially. That one is quite something!” He laughed. “Challenged me to single combat because I don't share her faith!”


Giant wagons rumbled by, forcing him to speak louder.


“I told her I'm not one to turn away from a challenge but I'm a general and all and I have duties. Besides, it gives me no pleasure, killing maidens, and certainly not any as handsome as that. Do you know what she said?! She called me a craven and straight to my face!”


Then he laughed again, drunk, as Furio only realized now. The pipe was a relief but it could not quench the stinging pain emerging behind his temple. Wordless, he reeled his horse past the general and galloped off to meet the priests in waiting.


They were less than twenty, but what they lacked in numbers they made up in importance easily. Priests could proclaim to speak for gods after all, if they were shrewd.


The one they called the Mad Lioness rode out a few meters from the others to greet him. She was young, Furio found full of astonishment, only in her twenties and not hard to look at, in her own way. She was a tad boyish, reminding him of Rondria, though her smile was not warm but mocking, careless, her hair a mop of sand and her eyes huge, green emeralds that glittered with madness.


“Ho!” She called and his horse heeded her words without his say-so.


She drank, screamed and shouted a lot, Furio could tell from the unwomanly scratchiness of her voice.


“And who might you be?” She asked, grinning even wider than Lee and fingering the bastard sword at her hip. “If you are a challenger then where is your sword, or is that pipe in your mouth meant to keep me from lopping your head off?”


'Who is this woman?' He thought. 'And who does she think she is?'


She sounded more like a boy of fifteen with his voice breaking.


Furio puffed, looking back at her. A kind of tired hatred filled his chest that he had rarely ever known before. He was at a loss but in no mood to play the games of up-jumped, overzealous, little girls to find out whatever their purpose was.


“I am Furio Montane.” He said, coldly and adultly. “Magicus of combat by the grace of his royal...”


“You're no mage, old man?!” She fell in. “You've got no robes, no sword and not even a stick!”


She gave him a dismissive mustering: “If we weren't standing beneath a peace banner, I'd cut your heart out.”


'This one is wholly and truly mad.' He decided, guessing that this was precisely how this twenty something got to become a Sword-Sister of Rondra in the first place.


He sighed, grinding his teeth together: “You'd slay an unarmed man and ally who means you know harm? Those aren't Rondrian virtues as I recall them.”


She snorted before giving him an even closer inspection, changing her demeanour like autumn winds.


“I've changed my mind.” She said with a cock of her head but hatefully sparkling eyes. “You are a wizard and so responsible for that demons work I see sitting back there by they city.”


She pointed a callused finger into the direction behind him where Janna and Laura were.


'So this is the source of all this.'


“These aren't demons, Sword-Sister.” He warned. “You should trust the word of a white mage on this.”


“We are not so sure!” A tall male priest stepped forth, the golden twig of Peraine embroidered on the chest of his moss-green robe.


Furio got angry.


“Rooting out demons, evil-worship and heresy are the primary responsibility of the church of Praios.” He called sharply. “Not yours, mh...”


He hesitated, looking for the right title before remembering that there was no title even for the provost of a temple in the church of Peraine. The head of the church was called Servant of Life, but that was it for titles.


The Mad Lioness scoffed cruelly at his laps. A peasant or most other village people would have well known, but for a man of Furio's station servants of Peraine, goddess of tillage and healing, were not exactly regular acquaintances.


“What is the meaning of this!?” King Andarion shouted, reining up next to Furio with the two lords in tow.


“Oh, your grace!” The Mad Lioness smiled. “Are you my challenger or one of these other two? I want to settle this issue by single combat!”


The way she said those last two words betrayed the fact that they were her favourites too easily.


“Shut up, wench!” He spat. “There is no issue here! Master of Waves, why have you come?”


'Smart.' Furio recognized. By turning to the priest of Efferd, a remarkably important god in these parts and a remarkably high ranking man, second only to the Keeper of the Circle in that church, the king was able to bypass the mad girl efficiently, or so he had hoped.


Unfortunately, the Master of the Waves was stone old, almost a dodderer, small, bent and unable to walk unless he used his gold-toothed trident as a cane.


“We have come to see,” he said, so slowly and softly that it was almost painful to listen. An awkward silence fell on the scene and many gave looks of pity, “the giant creatures of which the folk are speaking, far and wide.”


He raised a quivering hand to point, but it was hopelessly in the wrong direction if one truly followed it. His eyes were as bad as his legs and knees.


“Are these demons, your grace? Tell...tell me true?”


At last he turned to a novice by his side, lending a supporting arm to him. There was no doubt that he had forgotten what he was saying just amid sentence. The Mad Lioness looked at him as though he was an old dog she meant to put out of it's misery.


“They are large, Master.” Furio took the word ere anyone else could. “But only flesh and bone as are we.”


“Unnatural.” The Rondra priestess replied. “The gods will not stand for this! Godly folk should fight them, yet our king sits and shares meat and mead with these monsters!”


“Careful now, woman!” Andarion snapped at her and she glared at him in response.


Furio felt that hate again, rising. He was so tired of stupidity that he could not bear being close to it and in his mind he already wondered why he was still trying to de-escalate the situation. If the Mad Lioness was anywhere as fearsome with her sword as she was with her mouth then he might be in trouble. But surely, the king and lords would hold her back now.


What was supposed to stay her hand were her virtues though, and that made him angriest of all. Rondra was the warrior goddess, fearsome and wild, aye, but she was also the keeper of fairness, honesty, proportionality, protecting the weak and the innocent, not butchering unarmed foes, nor threatening to do so, much less those who had no idea how to use a sword or barely any weapon for that matter.


If the church of Praios encountered too much resistance in their vigour to root out what it perceived as evil, then the Knights of Rondra might come to help them, perhaps. But by enlarge Furio had believed those aspiring to be virtuous in the name Rondra to be of far more decency than the zealous and pious servants of the sun and their relentless holy inquisition.


It seemed to him that this woman was proving him wrong and it hurt him, for it was one less thing in which he could believe. He feared that soon there would be nothing left to believe in.


“Tell me, your grace.” The priestess' eyes glittered with hatred. “Are you on the side of evil or on the side of the twelve true gods?”


'Ingvalion wanted to warn me.' Furio realized. 'Though he had wholly other things in mind. They're all false, half of them, and the other half are blind.'


“I am not going to entertain y-” Andarion began but Furio cut him off sharply.


“Go home!” He snapped at the group of priests, the peaceful and inconsequential ones in particular. “This is bigger than you! Stick to your gods and your purpose. The people need you, now more than ever before! Go home, or else waste your lives in following this maddened bitch into the grave!”


Everyone was silent, looking at him, but he did not care.


“What is it you think you can achieve here?!” He went on. “You may feel pious and smug inside your chests, but if you pursue this, the whole lot of you are going to get crushed, and your gods are not going lift a finger to stop it!”


“And what honour is in that, I ask you, crushing priests?” The Mad Lioness challenged him. It was exactly what she had waited for it seemed, according to her smile. “Is that what your evil monsters did up north? Did your evil work undo the Thorwalsh as you mean for us, witcher?”


“That you dare to speak of honour!” He was fully roaring now, so hard that it vibrated in his chest. “Was it not you who meant to cut me down a moment ago, despite my lack of means to defend myself?”


He pointed again: “These monsters as you name them are just like you, at heart!”


He calmed, drew on his pipe and exhaled before giving her a last, hateful look: “You're only smaller.”


To his surprise, the small priests heeded his words, making back to road wordless, two young ones helping the old Master of Waves along as they went. The Mad Lioness did not budge and neither did the two others of her church, another woman in chain mail, though lesser than her, and a boy in boiled leather.


We will fight them.” The mad woman proclaimed. “And with Rondra's blessing we shall win!”


“Good.” Furio nodded coldly, reeling his horse around. “I will tell the big one to crush you under her foot in single combat. The other one can have your striplings though I can not vow as to the swiftness of their deaths.”


He had not ridden for five seconds before the king and lords were all over him.


“Master Furio!” The king urged queasily. “This is a most delicate matter, the small folk...”


The priests had stopped, watching anxiously. This would not do, Ingvalion was right on that. Furio pulled the reins to stop before swinging off his horse so suddenly that the three others rode right past him. He had an idea.


“What is it you meant to achieve by slaying me in duel, I wonder?” He asked the Mad Lioness again whilst strutting back towards her on foot, spreading his arms to show that he did not even carry so much as a dagger. “Do you think the giantesses will go away?”


Her mouth opened, then closed, unknowing how to reply.


'Oh, she roars fearsome, this lioness.' He thought. 'But does she bite?'


“Well, have at me then!” He went on. “Lop off my head, cut my heart out, ride me down like grass, I accept your challenge!”


Hate filled her eyes again and she swung off her own horse as well, showing that she did believe in fairness after all, an inkling at least.


“Are you tired of living, old man? You are not even armed.”


Nonetheless she brandished her blade, this glaring hypocrite. If she thought him a black sorcerer and evil-doer she might still strike him down with real convictions he realized, perhaps too late. Only a display of real Rondrian virtues might help on that count.


“Perhaps I think a world with you is not worth living in.” He stopped and spat onto the ground. “Here is what I think of your honour.”


She roared and came forward, stomping feet in brown leather boots, reinforced with steel. Furio did not move an inch, still holding his arms out, utterly defenceless. Perhaps he was really as tired of living as he said, he thought to himself. He fully recognized the gravity of the situation he put himself in too. He had to defy death, show that his own convictions were true. At that, he had become a real master as of late, having brushed with Boron's fingers too many times to count.


“Keeper of the Raven!” He called to the provost of the Boron temple. “Do not bury me here but send my corpse to Horas! At least there I still feel there are people with sense in between their ears!”


The priestess' face hardened even more but she stopped, then lowered her sword.


“Why are you willing to die for them?!” She rasped furiously, helpless at his lack of defence.


She couldn't slay him truly, now that he forced her to finalize the decision. Not only would Janna most likely kill her in turn, she'd also lose her reputation as a servant of Rondra. His faith restored somewhat at that. A good and fanatical Priaos priest would be a harder test, he realized, for he had the say in what was demonic and evil and what wasn't, without possessing the arcane means of determining it. Ingvalion had the truth of that too, though in this situation he had been of little practical help.


“You have a fearsome roar.” He finally replied. “How far does it reach, I wonder?”


The Mad Lioness looked irritated.


'So young.' He thought. 'And so small.'


She was not only slender but almost a head shorter than him at that. A person such as this might possess a high reputation and a lot of gravitas in certain circles. Ingvalion had said so too. The church of Rondra reigned powerfully in Gareth, with knights and fighters in particular. If he could manage to convince her that Janna and Laura were not demons and not half as evil as she assumed, then that might help his cause in the future.


And if the two she-titans made a botch of his plan, well, Furio did not believe that the Lioness' opinion of them could get any worse, the words she might spread any more spiteful than those she would utter if she returned to Nostria now. Thus he deemed that there was little to lose and much to gain in this ploy, even though he dreaded having to spend any more time with her. Informing the giantesses of his plan might have been better, as well as teaching them how to act as though they heeded Rondrian virtues for a time but there was no room for that now.


“Come.” He told the flustered woman. “Send home your cubs and let me convince you of the goodness of our large friends.”


-


Horasian supplies tasted so much the same every time that Laura almost resented them. It wasn't bad food, exactly, but neither particularly good. Surely, the Horasians were able to come up with very tasty cooking but these were army rations, meant to fill, not please. Once again, sweet fruit was her favourite.


“I got peach!” Janna exclaimed, squeezing the contents of a tiny cask onto her tongue and crunching the vessel to splinters in the process to get even the last drop out of it. “What do you have?”


“Apple, I think.” Laura replied, slightly disappointed.


Peach would have been really awesome to taste again. She had had something that tasted like pineapple a moment before and almost drooled it back out of her mouth at the sweet, magnificent taste of it. Most of the other stuff was bread today, and that was dismaying. It had been baked twice, she guessed, so as to prevent mould, then simply squeezed into a barrel and sealed. Then there was lots of sour vegetables, but also ale and wine today. Both of these were fruity in their own right, but not very strong. Laura found that mixing the dry bread or oatcakes with drink in her mouth made it tastier, still it was far from any fare she felt she deserved, and even farther from the pleasant taste of tiny people.


The people were eating too, though be it at a save distance. Of twenty five wagons, tiny General Lee had given up four to the Nostrians in exchange for the earlier supplies Janna and Laura had consumed. He had also said that it would be best if they could abstain from eating the draft animals this time, swearing that they were very costly.


Laura wondered how many gold coins worth of food she had stuffed into her belly since coming here, and how many people she had sent down into her digestive track as well.


“You're not angry I smushed your little toy girl, are you?” Janna shot over a glance.


She must have been frowning or looked grumpy, Laura realized.


“No.” She shrugged quickly. “Furio saw me anyway. All I could have done was to tell the little water bringers well played or something like that. They were really good at avoiding me, the little girl in particular before you got her.”


“Sorry.” Janna chuckled. “What did they do with body?”


Laura grinned back: “Peeled her out of your footprint and tossed her in the river, like she never existed.”


They both had a laugh at that but Laura would be glad to turn her back to this place. It would be soon, once the food was consumed. Furio projected that they would walk for the rest of the day and some of the next but Graham disagreed. When Laura had asked him the tiny slack-faced boy had mumbled that judging by how much ground they had covered up in Thorwal, this march would be over in less than half a day. Laura wasn't so sure, for she had only his beautifully crafted earth map to go by, but actually when it came to maps and geography she sensed that Furio could still learn something from his assistant.


She flinched and grimaced when she found that the contents of the cask she was eating was raw onion conserved in vinegar. She spat it out against the walls of Salza.


“Here we are, Sword-Sister!” Furio's voice said overly loudly on Janna's opposite side. “I present to you, Janna and Laura, huge, living bastions against the forces of evil!”


Laura leaned around Janna's back to see.


“They are much larger from up close.” A small woman said.


She wore armour and sword, pants, boots and a white surcoat with a red lion on it. She looked like a she-knight of sorts, and that made her immediately special in this company. She was the only woman around who wore pants, besides Janna and Laura, let alone arms and armour.


Andarion, Ingvalion and Esindion stood behind on their horses, somehow seeming intent on not getting too close.


“Furio!” Janna made happily. “And who is this?”


“This, my dear Janna, is the Mad Lioness, Sword-Sister of the Rondra temple in the capital. She has come to make sure that the two of you are neither demons nor evil.”


They had to play nice now, Laura understood, but somehow she didn't feel like it. She was still kinda wroth with Furio after he had circumvented her chance to crush the tiny serving girl, enabling Janna to take it away from her.


“Lioness...” Janna pondered, beating her index finger against her lip while regarding the little she-knight and her coat of arms. “Lioness...uh, a huge, yellow cat that eats black- and white-striped horses?”


“Why, of course.” Furio said as though it was obvious. “And just as fearsome, and well revered, may I add.”


Laura chuckled, coming around on her knees. Big green eyes shun through the strawy blond hair of the tiny newcomer and widened as Laura loomed over her, grinning.


“She looks afraid.” She quipped. “Do we frighten you, girl?”


The reaction was knee-jerk, proud and immediate: “Nothing frightens me, monster!”


Predictably, Furio showed signs of alarm and rushed to calm the situation.


“You must forgive Laura.” He explained with a reproachful look. “She has a sharp tongue, that is all.”


That was insulting, considering how high Laura's body count must have stood by now.


Janna went fully along with Furio's acting: “You are really brave, I can see that. Please take care not to step too close to me, I would not wish to hurt you unintended.”


Another rebuke was on the little one's lips but she seemed to swallow it after brief consideration. Furio looked very pleased while Laura felt utterly excluded.


She thought about what she might say to spoil Furio's plans much as he had spoiled hers earlier, but Janna was quicker and shot her a reminder: “Be nice, Laura. I guess she's important.”


“Was that what the business with the many coloured people was about?” Janna turned to Furio next. “To see if we were evil?”


She laughed amiably, innocently and so falsely that it almost turned Laura's stomach.


“Aye.” Nodded the tiny mage. “They were priests, shepherds of men, making sure the two of you pose no danger to their flocks. They went, well satisfied.”


“But this one doesn't believe you, does she.” Laura blurted forward, hanging her menacing face over the little thing they tried to scam. “Why do they call you Mad Lioness? You look more like a frightened little kitten.”


The tiny thing drew her sword: “Withdraw your face and your insult or we shall settle this matter by single combat, monster!”


Janna's hand shot out and tugged at the back of Laura's shirt, mumbling warnings through her teeth. Laura followed, rising again but looking down at the tiny speck of a girl as though she was dirt.


“Uh, sharp tongue.” Furio settled awkwardly. “More bark than bite, really. Much like you.”


“You!” The tiny lioness spun on her heel to face the mage, blade in hand and furious. “Say that again!”


Laura's mischievous seed was sprouting roots right before her eyes and much to her amusement.


“Hey!” Janna called out in alarm, seeing her precious little protégé threatened and quickly grabbed the tiny priestess by the back of her mail and surcoat to lift her up into the air.


The horses beneath the three noble arses in the back moved backwards, Furio shouted and the tiny girl flailed her arms around as if she was looking for an invisible piñata. The way Janna held her shirt constricted her arms but not enough to completely disallow her from finally putting her blade to use once she had figured out how to do it.


“Ow!” Janna screamed when the tip of the sword entered her thumb, dangerously close to that very sensible area beneath the nail. “Ow, stop it! If I drop you, you'll fall and you'll hurt yourself! Ow!”


With her last shriek the steel had finally entered beneath the nail and it was clearly too much pain to bear it. She set the tiny fighter down quickly, drawing back her hand to suck on her thumb. She was understandably upset and angry but that was nothing against the Mad Lioness who now really showed why she had been given the name in the first place.


Her first action after being freed was to step forward and lunge a dangerous side cut at the tiny mage who barely escaped without his belly opened. When Janna saw that, her hand came back again, picking her up and closing her in her fingers only to cry out and let her go again when the priestess continued to pierce the skin of her hand with the tiny sword. Like cracks on glass the tiny papercuts looked and Janna opened her hand to suck on them.


The next instant Laura saw her friend ball her fist again, ready to crush the little offender into a pulp. But this time she would steal a little play-thing from Janna. The little Lioness' stood, looking around like a mad, cornered dog, sword in hand, before Laura's hand came down on her and pressed her flat against the ground. She was still trying to hack and hurt, but Laura was well skilled enough to know how much pressure she must apply to put an end to that without killing.


Furio was shocked, looking at the tattered garments over his belly where the sword had almost gutted him. Janna was pale with worries for him.


“Are you unharmed?”


“You should consider wearing chain mail too.” Laura advised and tossed him the sword when she had pried it loose from under her hand. “What were you thinking, bringing her around?”


His shocked expression turned to anger, directed back at her, but the tiny worm was too scared to reprimand her.


“Don't look at me like that.” She went on. “It wasn't my words that made your little kitten go all berserk.”


“You should have been nice to her.” Janna scolded in English. “Furio must have had some plan or something. Did you crush her?”


“Nope.” Laura grinned. “She's stuck under my hand.”


“She's alive.” Janna translated. “Shall we, uh...”


“Free her.” Furio said instantly. “Her word carries far. If we can still convince her of your goodness that may spare us a lot of trouble down the line.”


He bent, picked up the sword and walked to Laura's hand. That wasn't how Laura had planned it, but in light of things she had no other choice but to comply, though be it grudgingly. Once free, the priestess jumped to her feet and drew a dirk from her belt, eyes wide, crazy and afraid.


“This is the second time you almost slew an unarmed man.” Furio told her, strangely unafraid. “Somehow I am starting to believe that the two giantesses have more honour than you.”


It vexed her visibly, but the resonance of his words weighed stronger. Astonished, Laura saw the tiny mage flip the blade clumsily in his hands and offering it up, hilt first.


The Mad Lioness took it, glaring but unsure what to do next.


“Sheathe it.” Furio advised calmly. “Your dagger as well, and pray to Rondra that Janna will forgive you for attacking her.”


He turned expectantly and Janna understood.


“It is fine.” She sighed, all bloated and swollen trying to sound high-born. “The little, brave Lioness has nothing to fear from me.”


“Calm down, I was just playing.” Laura leaned in and put on a reluctant grin. “I couldn't know you had such a quick temper. I apologize.”


Now sword and dagger in hand, the priestess looked from each of their faces to the other before finally putting her arms away.


“Well done.” Janna whispered in English and gave Laura a friendly nudge.


It was a tad sour, but if the plan could spare them future trouble then she wouldn't spoil it, Laura decided at last.


“She could have killed you easily.” Furio remarked satisfied, turning back. “Yet she didn't, for it would not have been a fair fight and she saw no evil in you, despite your rage. I trust that this is sufficient to convince you of truth of my words?”


“No.” The Mad Lioness stepped forward and past him, giving both giant girls suspicious looks. “I shall come with you for a while and observe them for longer, make sure this is not some ruse I fall prey to.”


Furio sighed and looked up at Laura from behind the priestess' back, deep into her eyes. There was no ill-will in them, for once, not even concern or objection. Laura found it strange.


“As you wish.” He said after a moment, his eyes dark. “It was past time we were going. Laura, I entrust the safety of the Sword-Sister to your hands. See that no harm befalls her.”


That was even stranger, especially his barely detectable undertone. Laura wondered if she was supposed to kill the priestess or perhaps crush her spirit by playing with her, as opposed to the uninterpreted meaning of Furio's words. The feisty little lioness would make for an exquisite toy. On the other hand, maybe Furio meant to teach her restraint and obedience in the strange way Janna would show restraint and obedience to him sometimes.


“But...” Janna began, her eyes shooting in between all three others, flabbergasted.


Furio immediately raised a hand to silence her before her objection to Laura handling the priestess could raise any suspicions. She was helpless, only able to give Laura a hard look when the tiny priestess looked away.


“Is Master Furio too frightened to share a giant hand with me?” The Mad Lioness asked mockingly. She had sheathed her weapons along with her fear it seemed. Laura wasn't sure if she was completely sane.


It was all strange and bewildering but that was precisely what captured her attention about this.


The tiny mage spread the gash in his clothes with his fingers, giving a tired look: “Being next to a wild beast such as you goes against my own safety, I am afraid. I'd like to keep my entrails for now, thank you.”


That dimmed Laura's expectations because it was another and far more rational explanation for him to choose her over Janna to carry the priestess. Still, why the look, she thought, and that undertone. Perhaps she had imagined it, or else he was just playing a ruse now. It could be a tad less confusing, all of this, if it were to her taste.


Graham came, carrying two leather bags and bed rolls, just when Janna lowered her hand. Once him and Furio were on they exchanged farewells with the Nostrian Nobles and General Lee who informed that he would not be joining them and instead continue running supplies to the front line with his Maraskans.


“If per chance you cross paths with any Thorwalsh or giants...” King Andarion began.


“I'll crush them to jelly.” Janna finished grimly.


Laura paid it all little heed, fixing her attention to the tiny priestess that had almost murdered Furio with a single, angry slash of her sword. The young, blond woman looked right back into her eyes. She reminded Laura of Christina somehow, perhaps because of the somewhat masculine haircut.


She put down her hand, insecure: “Climb on if you are not afraid.”


“Nothing scares me.”


The priestess gave Laura's hand some probing with her minuscule hands, resting her weight as if she was unsure of Laura's ability to carry her. To Laura, her weight was next to nothing.


And then they went, carrying their things as they had for some many days up north in Thorwal. The way would lead them up the Ingval for a time and then west, through forests and foothills. Somewhere there, supposedly, there was the Horasian main camp where they would meet the ominous General Scalia whom Laura had heard so much and yet so little about by now.


“Don't mess this up.” Janna warned in English after the first few hundred steps, grimly starring ahead.


It looked almost cartoonish in the sunny weather. Laura watched Furio but the mage was engaged in a talk with Graham over landmarks and the accuracy of the map the tiny slack-faced man had drawn.


“I think Furio wants me to kill her, or torture her or something.” She replied hesitantly, careful not to look down and give the tiny priestess in her hand a hint as to what they were speaking about.


The tiny mage didn't so much as look up any more when his name was mentioned while they were speaking in their own language. Neither did he give a hint to help her out, and how could he have. Janna's head snapped around.


“Why would he want that?” She asked angrily. “We have to woo her, Laura, make her believe we're like angels and shit. I guess she's like a star or something. Remember when that one actress wore that outfit with the red and gold and you really wanted to have it but when you showed up to class on Monday five other girls wore the exact same thing and ended up looking like some stupid hostesses? This is like that. If she says we're peaceful, a lot of people will believe her and that is important if we want to have allies.”


Laura had understood or at least suspected as much already and found the lecture condescending. But before she could utter a rebuke, the tiny priestess' voice sliced through their conversation like a knife.


“She speaks many words in that queer tongue of hers. What does she have to hide?”


Janna blushed.


“Uh, nothing.” She managed quickly. “It's...more convenient to speak my own tongue, that's all. I was just saying how...important Rondrian virtues are.”


“Oh really?” The Mad Lioness grinned, shouting up from Laura's hand to Janna's ear over the crunch of road, earth, buried roots and stones under their shoes. “How so?”


Janna licked her lips: “Mhh, without them, the world, uh, fighting...would be...really messy.”


“They lend dignity to what would otherwise be little more than butchery.” Laura threw in to help her struggling friend.


“They prevent butchery.” The priestess corrected loudly. “An even combat between two equal opponents. All that is fair and right. Who could object to that? Now tell me, how do the two of you manage on that count? Thorwallers are tall and strong, aye, but I do not recall them as being quite equal to you.”


Janna swallowed, helpless, glancing at Laura for more help.


Laura gave a shrug: “They make up in numbers what they lack in size and weight, I suppose. Besides, that really interests me. Say two opposing forces meet on a field of battle. One is twice as large as the other and the smaller is cornered against, uh, a mountain. Is it fair for the larger force to crush the smaller? As a servant of Rondra, what would you do if you were to command the larger or the smaller force?”


“Single combat!” The answer came at once. “There is no better way. Let Rondra sit in judgement over who wields his sword with more conviction!”


Laura frowned: “Yes, but why would anyone need armies then? Couldn't it all be heroes and knights walking the land, hacking at each other to settle disputes that way? And what if a knight says to a peasant that he wants his turnips. Does the peasant have to fight the knight to keep possession of his own property? That's hardly fair, is it.”


The tiny priestess was unabashed, the conversation entirely derailed from the topic of Thorwal and Janna's and Laura's atrocities for now. The trick was to keep her drivelling her pious nonsense, using what Laura knew about Rondrian virtues. It was little enough, but then again, it was all very straight forward and not very voluminous or well thought out. If put to paper for study, service to Rondra would without a doubt read like some faerie tale story that featured gallant knights and princes and the like.


“Rondra might be the most noble, but she is but one of twelve.” The Mad Lioness explained. “If your knight has a valid claim to the property, then he may put the issue before a judge and if there is merit to be found in the dispute then the judge must make a ruling. As for your proposal to abandon armies, nothing would please the goddess more, yet they are necessary for men are false. To shield against the armies of falseness and evil, good men and women must take up arms as well.”


Laura nodded, giving another shrug. It was sensible enough she supposed, though entirely boring.


“And such a judge would be...”


“A noble, commonly,” The priestess went on. “or a priest of Praios, if a high-ranking enough one is within reach. Elsewise any servant of the Twelve might do, or a village elder, a mage, guild master, craftsman or council of any such according to the case at hand.”


“This is Lyckmoor!” Furio shouted suddenly, peering over the edge of Janna's hand towards the burned-out village they were approaching.


It had been a big one, but the Thorwalsh had overrun and destroyed it nonetheless. Blackened timbers and ash remained, fallen to grey sand after a rain. Someone had been here and buried corpses though. The graves were still relatively fresh in the soft ground by the river.


“Long legs travel fast indeed.” The lioness noted before moving carefully towards the edge of Laura's hand to get a good look herself.


“We will find those who did this,” she added bitterly, “and see that they are brought to justice. This I vow!”


Laura considered echoing the sentiment but decided against it. Janna had said that Scalia would most likely send them to Andergast to kill tiny giants, so there would be little time to go through the Nostrian woods and hunt down stray groups of Thorwalsh raiders.


“Don't step on anything. Leave everything as it is.” Janna warned in English as if Laura was child that needed constant reminders for the most obvious things.


“Did you fight the Thorwalsh yet?” Laura asked the priestess instead.


She seemed to have struck a nerve without even trying.


“I have not!” The Mad Lioness snapped. “Going up against the forces of evil alone is too dangerous and the Nostrians who can fight will not do so next to a woman!”


“Well, you fought Janna bravely enough.” Laura replied, taken aback by the outburst and trying to fix the unintended offence. “And didn't you say nothing scares you?”


It had been well intended and yet a very stupid thing to say to this young woman, she realized a moment later. A tirade of such ferocity followed, that Laura could barely understand a word. Monster seemed a frequent theme though, as well as demon, next to wench, whore, craven and dimwit. Now the lioness reminded her more of Valerie than Christina, Valerie who had been such a hassle, Valerie, whom she had tormented, abused and finally eaten alive.


Steel was drawn once more, still streaked with the blood of Janna from earlier.


“Stick that in my hand and I'll...”


“Laura.” Janna growled through her teeth.


The priestess looked at Laura with her big, green eyes sparkling. Laura wondered what was wrong with this girl.


“I yield.” She said then, instead, sourly. She had heard the sentence before. It made sense to yield, she thought. What could a gallant fool do but accept it.


Over on Janna's hand, Furio turned to the scene, sighing, tired and angry.


“She barks like a bitch in heat,” He remarked coldly, pointedly aggressive somehow, “she is as prickly as a hedgehog and strikes like a cornered cat. Yet in your hands, Laura, she is but a little, angry dung beetle.”


Janna looked at him in confusion but Laura thought she understood. He was fed up with her, convinced that her good graces could not be won. The little woman spun on Laura's hand but found that she couldn't reach the mage on Janna's, not unless she'd suddenly sprouted wings and learned to fly.


“Dung beetle.” Laura whispered softly and grinned.


The sword flashed up and came down, hacking into her palm, but she had expected as much.


“Hep.” She laughed in the next instant and tossed the tiny priestess up into the air before catching her again.


The hope of disarming the lioness was vain, clinging too tightly to her sword as she was. Another sword cut stung in her skin. It was a formidable blade, sharp, good steel, well forged. To pry the weapon away from her, Laura needed a free hand so she dropped her sleeping bag and used thumb and index finger to catch the arm. She knew the dagger would come next, so she lifted the priestess by the caught limb and used the had that had held the little bugger to catch the other arm.


With both arms stretched out and hanging in the air between Laura's fingers, the priestess looked somewhat like Jesus on the cross.


“Let me go you gargantuan, ogrish monster!”


Laura smiled: “If I pull, the weakest part of you will yield first and tear. Since you are right-handed, I guess it'll be the shoulder of your left arm. Do you want to lose your left arm, or will you let go of your weapons?”


She put her elbows against her breasts so as to have a more gingerly control over the pull she performed now, only meant to inflict pain and threaten.


“Leave her to it.” Furio commanded when Janna wanted to move in. “She doomed herself.”


From the priestess' mouth came another tirade, but that only amused Laura.


“The mage is right.” She whispered, still louder. “This is one against one, and I yielded but still you hurt me. I have every right to do with you as I want now. Let go of your weapons.”


“Told you he wanted me to kill her.” She added to Janna so that the others would not understand. “Doesn't she remind you of Valerie too?”


“Maybe.” Janna shrugged, confused. She made the very same tired face that Furio made.


“Isn't it funny how there always seems to be only so many types of people in the world?” Laura went on, regarding her struggling and spitting captive. “Unique ones are always kinda rare. Well, Furio is, I guess.”


“Huh.” Janna made astonished. “I actually think everyone is unique, but like, your brain categorizes people to make it easier for you and then you only find out how unique they are once you know them better.”


“Yah, okay.” Laura had to concur. “But I'm not sure if I want to know this one any better right now.”


Janna sighed and looked at Furio who seemed to be expecting that Laura kill the Mad Lioness. The only one missing a part in this absurd theatre was Graham, as usual, but even he stirred now, creeping to the edge of Janna's hand and shouting: “Men!”


Laura always found it hard to understand his speech so it took Furio to turn his head towards the nearby patch of woods to know what was going on.


“Urgh, this is just stupid.” She moaned when she saw the fifty or sixty emerging Nostrians.


Most of them were peasant and female, carrying branches or similarly improvised arms. Then there was a handful of soldiers, eight or so, and two armoured guys who must have been lords or knights. All were afoot.


“What's this now?” Janna asked Furio.


“Flatfish on blue.” He replied. “No Thorwalsh or allies of them, if they don't play a ruse. And what if they do. Crush them, Janna. We have no time for this and I've had a belly full of it already.”


“But...” Janna started. “But we're allies and what of the bodies, they'll identify them as Nostrians by their clothes even if I flatten them, won't they?”


“I've seen you turn people into minced meat before.” The mage shrugged. “If you're concerned, catch them and undress them, or eat them if you please. That way not even the gods will recognize them.”


When Janna hesitated, Laura sighed again: “Janna, you're being stupid. You made people clean out smushed corpses from our shoes and you stepped on a serving girl right were the fucking king could have seen you. Come on, have some fun. Wanna use them for sex?”


Laura was in the mood for some crushing and eating people, fucking them and being taken by Janna with the dildo.


“Fucking...no!” Janna shook her head in bewilderment, completely at odds with what Laura thought she had become.


Still she stomped forward, fuming, but instead of crushing the approachers under her feet she stopped to ask them questions.


“What do you want?!”


Laura turned to the priestess in search for something she could make sense of.


“I'm growing tired of holding you.” She started pressing her fingers together, eliciting screams of pain. “Drop the weapons or I'll squish both your arms to jelly. You'll never wield a sword ever again.”


She didn't really want to obliterate the tiny limbs she was holding. If the priestess passed out Laura could not play any of the games that crossed her mind when looking at her. Under the pressure of her fingertips the roaring lioness turned to a crying little kitten again and finally dropped her blades. They plummeted to the ground, forgotten by Laura before they even hit.


“We'll have fun later.”


“We demand the release of the Mad Lioness from you monsters!” One of the armoured men swore on the ground.


They stopped, foolishly crowding before Janna who crouched over them in turn.


“We should be glad they came out.” Furio told her as though the people weren't even there. “If they had seen Laura kill the mad wench it might have been bad for us.”


“Come on.” Laura sneaked up around Janna. “Let's play with them.”


The tiny Nostrians had been great fools indeed to crawl out of woodwork. This world seemed to hold an ample supply of fools.


“Look at these fucking idiots.” Janna swore in frustration. “Fucking peasant girls with sticks. Didn't the little bitch just say the knights didn't fight beside women? Does everything has to be contradicted all the time? Is there nothing fucking steady we can rely on for once, fucking...urgh!”


In one move she closed her fist around Furio and Graham, tossed her sleeping bag behind her and fell on her back with a monstrous thud that shook the tiny men and and women before her. Then she dragged up her shirt to expose her belly, dumped the tinies in her hands next to her belly button and just looked up into the beautifully blue sky.


“I can't even right now!” She swore, sighing.


Laura couldn't help it, she started laughing so hard that she had to plop on her arse beside her and wipe tears from her eyes with the hand that still held the priestess inside it.


“What is there to laugh about, evil demon!?” The armoured worm roared.


“Fuck off!” Laura managed through a fit of giggles, unable to see anything. “Here.”


She opened her hand to show her captive.


“Hey,” she tried to calm herself, “look, they're fighting right beside women, you little, stupid thing. You could have gone with them and be happy, but no, you had to stick your stupid sword in my skin, hahaha!”


“Ah, beautiful.” She finally managed at last, wiping the last happy tears away. “Here, I haven't harmed her I think. She's yours.”


It didn't make sense. It didn't have to. This was all too irrational to begin with. She dumped the Mad Lioness before the tiny force and shrugged.


The two little armoured men looked at each other, and looked so much alike that they had to be brothers.


“We, uh, thank you!” One of them said bewilderedly and that almost threw Laura back into laughter. She had to fight it because her sides were hurting bad.


They were all helpless, even Furio, and most of all the little lioness. She looked around in complete and utter terror, disarmed, and not only for her missing weapons. Laura felt like restoring some sense.


“Who are you, my lords?” She asked courteously, struggling hard to be serious.


“Uh...” The knight grumbled. “I am Sir Piet of Lyckmoor. This is my elder brother, Sir Rickard.”


The younger was a little fatter than the elder, Laura saw, sporting a slight double chin and puffy cheeks, coarse with stubble. The elder had a dark brown moustache and chin beard, like a combination of Lord Esindion and King Andarion between them. Both their noses were broad beaks, their foreheads bulgy in exactly the same places and their bushy eyebrows might as well have been copied and pasted the way they looked.


“Rondra with you, Sirs.” Laura bowed in her earthy seat, barely able to keep it straight. “I am Laura the Peaceloving and this here is Janna the giant...Jellyfish.”


She chuckled and gave Janna's knee a friendly ruffle but was only able to produce another frustrated moan.


“I would have you know that what ever you thought to see was only the result of the little lioness actions.” She added. “She attacked me while I was unarmed and yielding. I only meant to teach her a lesson, that is all. It is beyond me to smite tiny, helpless things such as you.”


“Liar!” The Mad Lioness spat but the knights only gave her weary looks.


“Err, that's not what we heard of Thorwal.” Sir Piet screwed up his puffy face.


Laura brought her hand to her forehead: “Aye, Sir, but can you explain that to me please? The Thorwalsh cross the Ingval, bringing murder, rape and mayhem and yet somehow me, so peaceful in nature as I am, am being blamed for bringing them to justice, in spite of myself.”


That was the wrong way around. Hjalmar Boyfucker had only crossed because Janna and Laura had been downright holocausting his people but Laura was over ninety meters tall and not bound to care about such trivialities.


Piet and Rickard exchanged another look.


“Uh, you speak truly.” Piet said. “The Thorwalsh burned our village and slew many of our folk. They tried to burn our holdfast as well, but we are used to attacks here on the river and it was made of stone that would not burn. Nonetheless, they beleaguered us and meant to starve us out, only fleeing when they heard and saw you.”


That could only mean that the holdfast was over there in the patch of forest. Laura found it an odd place to choose.


“They ran as though they had seen Rondra herself, coming to right them.” The knight went on. “Imagine our surprise when we saw you holding her. We thought it a sign. My apologies for the misunderstanding, Laura the Peaceloving.”


He nodded to the Mad Lioness, clutching at her surcoat with empty fists. This guy wasn't half bad, Laura reflected. She liked him. He seemed understandably unnerved by the presence of the two titanic behemoths whose behaviour he had no chance of comprehending, but that was nothing against the frightened quivering of the peasant women in his company. Looking at them made Laura a little hungry again, in more than one regard.


“I was wroth with her,” she said, “though rousing my anger is difficult. She forsook her own virtues by attacking me and that vexed me more then it should have, I suppose.”


The Mad Lioness shot her a most angry glance but said nothing, only flaring her nostrils again.


Sir Piet held out a thick, hairy hand: “She is well known for that. It might even be why most love her so. His grace, our king, can me smug, right up cunt and she always drives him sheer mad. Foiled many a foolish plan the mad had that way, or so I'm told.”


Laura sensed that he was growing bolder and she didn't like it. On the other hand, she shared his opinion.


“King Andarion is at Salza.” She offered. “You and your folk should go there.”


Piet inclined his head: “We would, but our lord father took an arrow and is too unstable to move. We must remain at our holdfast, guard him and pray to Peraine that he gets better.”


“I cannot promise you anything, Sir. But if we encounter the Thorwalsh on our way we may inflict some revenge on your behalf.”


“For that we would be most grateful.” He replied and silent Rickard nodded.


That was it, all he said and would say. Laura glanced back at Furio and Graham, the younger sitting with his chin resting in his palm and the older smoking grumpily at his pipe. Janna had her eyes closed, waiting for it all to be over. Mental games were not Janna's strong-suit, never had been.


“I wasn't finished.” Laura lied, turning back. “I need something of you as well. Sir, it is very easy to mistake us for evil creatures. Our peacefulness is not written upon our heads and even if it were most folk cannot read now, can they.”


“Uh, that is so.” Piet grumbled insecurely, giving a dry, nervous laugh.


“Having this influential priestess spreading lies about us, telling the good people wide and far that we are demon monsters or such like, such as you yourself seemed to believe when first laying eyes on us as well, simply will not do.”


Piet chewed on the inside of his thick, round cheek.


“I see.” He finally said. “So, you want us to take her into custody, is that it?”


“You will not take me into custody!” The priestess snapped, finally having found her words again and what she had held back was all spilling out now. “Fat oaf! You had the right of it when you called them demons! They are evil creatures, nothing good about them! Draw your sword and join me in fighting them if you have any shred of honour! It is your duty, yours as well, Sir Rickard!”


Sir Rickard only looked at his brother who laughed, a real one this time: “Haha, hey! There she is and I can almost feel the pain inside my head already. Laura the Peaceloving, we cannot do this thing. It is neither appropriate for my station nor within my ability to contain this beast.”


'You bold fucker.' Laura thought angrily. So close she had come to turning the thing around. The realization she felt might be precisely the one Furio had come to, she realized, which was why he had decided that the Mad Lioness was not worth the trouble.


Janna sat up beside her, catching Furio and Graham in her hand.


“Nice try.” She acknowledged. “I think I get it now.”


Was it lost though, Laura thought bitterly. If only she could call a timeout and talk this over privily with Furio and Janna. But as it stood, she could only converse with Janna in English and apparently even that was suspicious.


“We should teach Furio some English.” She proclaimed nonetheless.


“Huh?” Janna made tiredly.


“So that we can conspire and adjust our lies whenever we have to, like now. This is folly.”


“This is folly?” Janna echoed, estranged. “You're speaking English and yet you sound like all medieval-local shit.”


“Gazing into the abyss, fuck me.” Laura sighed. Some smart guy with a really epic moustache had said something like that once she remembered from one of her classes.


Janna scratched her head: “Yeah. Besides, are you sure? He's gonna be able to understand all we say once he's learned, and that's, like, going to take forever.”


“Steve and Christina are going to have their hands full then.” Laura said. “In the mean time we're gonna take Graham and a bunch of maps, smash some places, whatever. Furio needs a break anyway. Look at him.”


“And right now I guess we'll have smash these first, huh?” Janna cut in, nodding at the tiny people, flustered at their sudden incomprehensible exchange. Laura couldn't tell if she even gave a care to her plans. Plans, plans, plans. Plans were stupid anyway.


“What evil are you hatching now?!” The priestess roared. “What is it you do not want us to know?!”


“We are discussing whether or not we should murder you all.” Laura explained calmly.


She turned to Janna: “I claim dibs on the lioness. I need something in between my legs and if it isn't you then I'd rather have the little feisty one.”


“Sure.” Janna shrugged. “If you want we can fuck her to death together.”


Now that was a splendid idea. Even without understanding the last exchange the tiny faces turned pale all at once. Steel was drawn and puny, little hands tightened on the useless weapons they were holding, even while minuscule feet were shuffling backwards.


“Wanna do it now?” Laura asked.


Janna gave the scene an enchanted look and licked her lips.


“Priestess for later.” She said. “I can't wait to feed you some of those peasant girls.”


The Mad Lioness was screaming bloody murder. She was also shouting for a sword. Before she could get one Janna grasped her, freed her other hand and bent the priestess' right foot until something snapped in there, judging by the screams. Then she put her beside Furio and Graham on the ground to further thwart an escape before she could try one.


“L...Laura the Peaceloving!” Sir Piet urged in terror. “I do not understand!”


Laura came towards him and the others on all fours like a tiger stalking mice.


“Oh, I'm so loving of peace, Sir.” She husked, plucking Rickard right from his side and squishing him in between her fingers. “I just crushed your brother.”


“Noo!” He screamed, stopped moving backwards and fell to his knees instead.


The sword was on his armoured knee, hanging loosely. Piet was not so stupid as to believe that he could fight his ascending doom.


“Oh!” Janna started to rise. “Their father, where's that holdfast?”


Laura pointed and Janna ran giddily.


“No, not my lord father, please!” The knight begged, watching Janna first clean the trees away and then grinningly standing over the tiny, box-shaped stone building with crenels at the top.


“We can simply crush you, all of you.” Laura pondered aloud. “There's nothing to it and it's a lot of fun. Thinking about it, the priestess is not so stupid, really.”


“No!”


Janna's heavy ass came down as her knees buckled. It looked grotesquely like a wrestling move, only Laura did not know enough about the sport to be the judge of that. The result was not staged though, the building crumbled and flattened all at once along with anyone unfortunate enough to be inside.


“Does that make you a lord now?” Laura asked innocently.


The body of his elder brother was on the ground, crushed and received another obliteration under Laura's carefully placed knee.


Sir Piet was crying, his people already ten meters away. Laura just crawled over him, making sure he died, run over by one of her dragging feet so that he couldn't harm Furio or Graham at her rear.


Then it was playtime.

Chapter 35 by squashed123
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The little human lordling on the stake gave a wheezing gurgle from his mouth. Varg had watched him for hours. She might even have helped his body's descent a little when he had suffered too silently for her taste, which was why he was now already close to the point of the wooden stake protruding from his mouth. He was still alive, but dying and no human craftsmanship could heal him now even if the took him off the four meter high pole.


At twelve meters tall Varg had had to crouch the entire time in order to watch the little man. Stakes long enough so that she could watch it standing were hard to come by. Carving them from trees of that height was simply too intensive in work.


There were hundreds of people she had impaled, or had had impaled in the same fashion. The longer she stayed, the larger her number of artworks grew. On some days Varg scarcely did anything else but skewer prisoners and watch them afterwards. She had to do something. The recent fighting had been a welcome respite but by now the human forces were already spent. A host of several thousand humans had attacked from the east, south and north through the forest.


Sly had warned her of them, not Diego. Diego was gone, apparently, as were Albino and so many others. Through the tiny raider's information Varg had been able to give her giants something to do again and still the growing discord. They had descended on the humans where they could, scoring victory after victory, crushing them and taking many captives. They had so many slaves now that it was neigh on impossible to feed them, so Varg had had some of them butchered, roasted and given to the others for food.


Reportedly, the humans hated it and only ate once the hunger was too overwhelming. She found that very amusing. Humans rejected the taste of their own, though they tasted well enough to her experience. Once the threshold was overcome, humans seemed to agree too. Meat was something precious to them. Varg only ate meat nowadays. Everyday.


To her experience life was not so bad in the camp but many of her giants disagreed. They made off, fled, oft even leaving their plunder and slaves behind. Varg did not understand that. It couldn't be because of the pathetic human war effort. The giants had only lost one battle and that had been by the oafish hands of Gloin Eartaker.


That mindless oxen of an ogre had attacked the main human force on an open field instead of forest, in broad daylight instead of night and with a force of only the smaller male giants ahead of Varg's main thrust with the females. Females did not agree to being commanded by a common male, but Gloin had been too proud to be commanded by anyone other than Albino himself.


Varg should have killed him. Killing her own was not beyond her any more. A giant had called her horse-face in her hearing and she had throttled him to death for it. Perhaps that was why giants were leaving. Murder was a grave affront. On the other hand, too many were half-openly questioning her leadership. Something had to happen, but Varg did not know what.


Suddenly the lordling on the stake started shaking and blood came gushing out of his mouth. The time of his death had come. With his last, pathetic rattle, the bloody tip of the stake broke out of his mouth and the body finally stopped shaking.


“That was Lord Anderbold.” Sly, the human raider said behind her. “Another valuable hostage you skewered.”


It had taken a while but Varg had finally understood that Sly was not his real name. He bore it like a title for his ability to move and sneak up on anyone without notice. In that, he was like that wretched, old scout Stonetree, only that one was missing as well.


“We are not trading hostages.” She turned, wondering for how long he had been there. “The human lordlings must die so we can take their places.”


There he stood, she saw, small even for a human. He was dressed in black leather and cloth, carried a sabre at his hip and always wore gloves but never shoes. The hair on his head was so scarce and receding that it looked colourless and he had no beard to speak of but a few wisps of the same silvery hair.


The slaves that attended Varg today were standing right next to him, stubbornly studying the ground and not mentioning a thing about his presence. She sauntered over and singled out a young male at the side. He was new, not fully trained to her pleasure yet, making him more disposable than the others even though Varg would not have known any of their names if her life had depended on it. She was twelve meters tall and the tiny man would have had to jump to even reach her knee with his hands. Her sole hit him without warning from above and crushed his puny body against the trampled ground. Her weight did the rest when she let it settle, snapping his bones like twigs. By now, her older slaves were broken in well enough to know that fleeing meant an even more gruesome death. Most did not even so much as flinch or shudder any more when she was taking lives.


“Next time, tell me I have a visitor.”


She stomped on the body, drawing a squelching sound and more snaps from bones.


“Careful.” Sly said tiredly. “You are going to get blood on your new looking glass.”


He hoisted it up from his feet, the largest piece of stained glass Varg had ever seen and beautifully framed like those portraits some humans could make to be hung upon walls, much like tapestries.


“My boys took it out of a holdfast.” He explained. “It's old, but large like you wanted.”


Varg took it eagerly, glimpsing at her reflection. She found a stick at the bottom of it, convenient to her hand for holding.


“I had the boys make the handle special.”


“Do you think I have a horse-face?” She asked looking at herself.


“Er...” He cleared his throat. “A tad, perhaps.”


Sly never lied, at least as far as Varg was able to tell. She did have a bit of a long face, she had to admit to herself, and the way her upper teeth protruded did not help that. But with her freckles and wired braids she did not believe that anyone could seriously deep her uncomely.


“Am I beautiful?” She asked, still lingering in the mirror.


“Does that matter?” Sly often replied brisk. Any other human Varg would have impaled, crushed under foot or used as a seat cushion, but not this one. He had proven invaluable more than once already, and other than that she quite simply liked him.


“Listen, Varg.” He went on, doing his hard truths thing he often gave her. “You had about five hundred giants here. Now there are less than three hundred left. Horas is sitting on the Nostrian side of the Ornib and could start moving here any day.”


Numbers always confused her. She knew three hundred was less than five but how many exactly she had difficulties fathoming.


“Then we crush them.” She countered dismissively. “Let them come.”


“This lot are a harder breed than what you faced last time.” He warned. “And they're a lot more too. Meanwhile your forces dwindle while you sit here with your thumbs up your giant arses.”


“We are waiting for Albino to come back.”


“He's not coming back. My boys caught some more witches and druids. We're catching them in droves these days. They said the same as those before them. Albino is gone! He found that wretched cunt Vengyr and that was the end of both of them, and even magic itself some swear!”


“Nonsense!” Varg snapped. “It's a ploy, or some other distraction!”


He sighed, grimacing his pointy face and rubbing his bony temples: “You have to come to terms with it, Varg. He's not coming back. If it is any solace, those giantesses that could crush even you at a whim seem gone for good as well. My men found their tracks leading into Thorwal and that's that.”


He always tried to make her acknowledge the existence of those two gargantuan behemoths. But she couldn't. The implications were too huge, as apparently were they. She couldn't really say if she personally believed in them or not. There was evidence enough but what must not be could not be, and so it was.


“You have to device a plan.” Sly continued when she said nothing. “Think about what your motive is. If it is still to carve out a kingdom for your kind then you'd best get started. Andergast is as good as any, but to hold it against Gareth you must employ us more than you do now.”


She looked beside him, at her body slaves. So weak and pathetic. On the other hand, if she could send humans to die in her battles, then why not. She could use them as humans sometimes used war dogs, much like she had done before with Diego's troop, only that trial had not gone particularly well for anybody.


And there was more reason to be sceptical: “Why would humans fight for me?”


“I'm human.” Sly patted his body with his hands and feigned irritation. “Why do I fight for you?”


“You scout for me, you sly, little worm and get well compensated for it, not to mention I don't tear you and your boys to pieces, as well I could if I wanted to.”


Sly and his men also did a great deal of foraging which inevitably involved fighting sometimes, but Varg left it out to see what his smart answer would be.


“Wrong.” He sighed again. “I fight for you because Diego fought for you and I followed Diego.”


He paused as if she was supposed to understand already.


“Diego fought for me because he saw a gain in it. But where is he?”


“Killed, most like.” He sighed again. “Diego is not the point.”


“Then what is it?!” She snapped again. “You know I hate riddles.”


Sly chewed on the inside of his mouth which made the stubble on his upper lip scratch so loudly against his nose that even Varg could hear from her height.


“You giants follow the large and strong,” He finally said, “as well as bloodlines. We humans are similar in a way. If you make big men, those of import follow you, then so will his kin and subjects for the most part.”


“Lordlings.” She understood. “Such as this one.”


She gestured to the skewered corpse behind her.


Sly nodded: “Aye, only dead they serve next to no purpose.”


“They amuse me.” She turned her face cold. “And should fear not motivate more of you worms to get out of my way?”


She lifted her foot to take a step and her body slaves scurried out of the way like a flock of white geese.


“They won't budge if they do not know that there is a way to side with you.” Sly hurried to keep pace with her. “You should try to...”


She walked faster, leaving him well behind quickly. It was all too much to think about. She didn't like thinking. She passed by many stockades, overfilling with captives, ogres sitting idle, eating, drinking or using humans for their purposes. She saw a young girl, six metres tall, making mud-cakes from dirt and feeding them to her living, human dolls.


“Get up, Stinky!” The child was wroth with one of them that was lying on the ground, coughing and spitting up mud in twisting convulsions. “Get up and eat your cake or mummy is going to stomp on you again!”


Before Varg passed, the girl grabbed the dying human and pressed the fistful of dirt into his face down his throat, laughing. She wondered what could drive any giant away from this place. It all felt so right. Everything would be good once Albino returned, she told herself. He could not be killed, it couldn't be true. And yet, Sly never lied.


Why had he gone, anyway? To kill a murderer, or something like that. But was his army not more important, and would he not see that it was dwindling, failing, she asked herself. And was she not a murderer now too? And if Albino was dead, what was she then? The pale giant had made her second in command. Was she first in command now? She was tall, but not even close to Albino's fifteen meters. She could well see that other giants would not accept her rule. If she was a leader then she was one facing many problems. Too many, perhaps.


At the fire pits barely anyone was going idle. Everything was scorched, deforested and smoke rose up in thick wads. When the wind was bad it clouded the entire camp and brought everyone to coughing with tears in their eyes, giants and humans alike.


Charburners burned wood in wet, earthen heaps to produce coal that was then used to heat metal enough to work it. Varg had a myriad of weapons fashioned for her size, a huge, heavy copper axe, a bronze glaive on a stick and a steel spear that she could not see would have any other purpose than to be used against her own kind. She had a suit of armour as well, though she had not worn it even once. So far she had not needed it, preferring to do her killing with her hands and unarmoured. It felt righter that way.


But when push came to shove, a human with weapons and armour was always superior to one without.


'What if the same was true for giants?' Varg could almost hear Sly whisper in her head. 'How did Albino manage to rule?'


He was huge, powerful, terrifying. He scared everyone, including his own folk. Was he though, of their folk, she wondered. He was so strange, pale and red-eyed as he was, more fangs than teeth and claws for fingernails.


“Impaler!” A male giant hailed when he saw her.


This one was so much smaller than her, even though he would count large among males. His name was Firehand, for the hopelessly burned skin on both of his hands that he had received when becoming too enchanted with glowing metal. He loved it, everything about it, fire, ambers and smithing. He even slept by the fire pits as his sooty, black skin could attest to. Against the burns and heat he rubbed himself in fat and coal dust, blackening him even more. It was a trick that one of the human smiths had taught him and they had taught him much more than that.


“Bring the helmet!” He hissed at a few humans, beating glowing arming swords and spearheads into a large chunk of steel that they could then fashion into something useable for giants.


They moved to obey at once.


“It's done!” Firehand proclaimed on his approach.


If he once had a beard it was burned off, along with some of the hair on his head, one and a half eyebrows and any hair on his arms and legs. He wore a huge leather apron such as human smiths preferred, and that was his only clothing. Since he was eight and a half meters tall, of course it was made from several hides, other than to be cut from one piece as those aprons the humans wore.


“Making a helmet is not easy, Impaler.” He said, uncomfortably close below her chin. “Oh, but you will be pleased!”


It took ten humans to carry it and it was quite something to behold. At first glance, Varg wouldn't have identified it as a helmet at all.


“Half helm.” Firehand said in awe, somewhat struggling with the weight himself when he took it. “With rings to protect your eyes against arrows and quarrels.”


Arrow and quarrel fire had been problematic in the fighting. Many giants had lost eyes, sometimes both of them, and some had even been killed by shots through the eye.


The ogre smith took the helmet and presented it too her: “Ring mail draping over the lower half of your face, twelve layered.”


“Won't it tear?” She asked uncertainly. She had to reply something and the mail armour favoured by Andergastian knights and men at arms was easy to rip apart with bare hands.


“One layer of human mail, yes.” He grinned a broken-toothed smile. “But twelve? See!”


He grasped the hanging, grey steel carpet and gave it a thorough tug, showing the toughness of it.


“Er, the same way I have refashioned your shin-guards as well, good steel to protect your dainty feet, hehehe!”


Leg protection was most important because it was the place humans most easily reached with their weapons. In a leg there were large vessels of blood that, once nicked, could easily be the death of even the toughest ogress. They had made thick leather and steel sandals for her so that she could unconcernedly step onto a spear wall. Those she had worn in the fighting and they had proven useful indeed.


“Turn your eye to the top here for a moment, if you please.” Firehand went on, beckoning to a golden spike at the top of the helmet. “Fine-smiths work. Not by my hands, too detailed.”


He grinned even wider. The golden spike was fashioned to look like one of her wooden stakes, she saw then, and impaled upon it was a human woman, feet on the pole before it entered her arse and came out through her mouth in a straight line. She was haggard, starved, as though she had been there for days, suffering and dying.


“Beautiful.” Varg whispered, pleased.


Works of fine art always did something to her when she looked at them. It was like magic. Before the war she and her mother had lived by an ancient mountain bridge somewhere. One of them would usually hide beneath it and rob, kill or capture any human wanting to cross. So that humans would not forever shun the bridge, they allowed more of them to go with their hides intact than they otherwise might have. Soon the humans understood that they had to buy their passage.


Usually the pay was food or drink, the choicer, the better. But as soon as Varg had developed a character of her own, she had also taken to accepting wood and bone carvings, paintings, tapestries, little figurines, anything that was beautiful to look at. After Albino had crossed their bridge and made them join his army Varg had had to leave all of it behind, all the nice, crafty things she had collected. Since then she had not dared to start a new collection, impaling humans on spikes instead, to fill the void. Varg's mother was dead, killed in a battle long ago, before the earth had swallowed all the giants. She did not have armour.


“Ah, I knew you'd be pleased!” Firehand gleamed. “Try it on!”


“Does it look...beautiful?” She asked hopefully when her head was inside the helmet. She raised the mirror to look at it herself.


No one would be able to see her face and so she was not certain if wearing it would be a good idea. The helmet replaced all of her face, solid metal, two rings and a carpet of mail. There was enough space for her two wire-supported braids of red hair though. Before, they had stuck to the side of her head like straight branches from a knobbly tree but now the helmet forced them down, having them poke out at her chin so they were still visible. Varg liked her hair, even though her mother had always said that it was a coarse and stubborn as the wire she used to tame it.


“Oh, most.” The smith rasped dreamily. “Oh!”


He touched her hip and drew her to him but she slapped his filthy, peeling hand away. She was not in the mood for a coupling, even though she really liked the helm.


“Put the rest of my armour on me.” She commanded.


It was time to see if this was any good. Armour and weapons had been Albino's idea, but production was slow and the use against humans not entirely apparent. But for protection against projectiles, she thought, perhaps even those horribly huge ones fired from stationary machines. The word was that humans had a great deal more of these machines now. Varg had seen one on the Andra, when they had attacked the boat-humans with Diego and his men. The effectiveness had rattled her. The Andergastian army had not had such machines and paid direly for it.


They brought it all as she commanded and Firehand went to work at putting it on. Over her sandals went the improved shin-guards with hanging layers of chainmail to protect her feet. The guards themselves were made up of long bronze plates, held together with chain, leather and furs for padding. Around her hip he draped a thick boiled leather skirt with more long bronze elements. It was clear that this was the armour fashioned first for it was by far the crudest.


“I may add more chain mail here.” Firehand vowed, padding her, as of yet, unprotected knee where it poked out between the skirt and shin-guard.


For her arms there were iron plates with spikes that looked more fearsome than serving any apparent practical purpose.


“And we also made this, with the help of the new humans.”


Before, Varg's body armour had been a wealth of hides and furs, thick enough to defeat any blow or arrow but tediously warm. She had started sweating just by looking at it. She was sweating now too, beneath the helmet, because the padding inside was precisely that, hide and fur. After defeating the Andergastian main strength the giants had descended upon their supply train and taken many valuable captives, skilled labourers and the like, armourers in particular.


What she was presented with now was a shirt, of sorts, but without arms. It was more like a blanket with a hole in it for her head, made entirely out of metal scales from steel, iron, copper and bronze, almost as large as one of Varg's ears. She liked the way it glittered in it's many colours. When she pulled it on it left her belly exposed and weighed heavy upon her arms but it would provide enough protection against a rain of arrows.


Precisely such a rain of arrows had been the end of Gloin Eartaker's attack on the humans. Most of his ogres had died even before reaching the spear wall and then a horse charge had crushed them from behind. Gloin himself had been one of the first to die, but that had not convinced his followers of the idea that they were committing folly.


“Varg, what are you doing?” Sly asked, once more behind her, and again she had no idea how long he had been standing there. He wasn't out of breath but that could or could not mean anything.


The helmet impaired her vision and awareness, she recognized, but likely she would not have noticed the tiny raider in any case.


“Perhaps I am preparing for war.” She grunted through the mail in front of her mouth.


When she took a few steps in rang merrily and made it hard to hear anything outside the helmet. She wrenched in off and handed it back to Firehand.


“Make me ear holes so I can hear!”


“At once.” Firehand bowed crookedly, making off.


Sly studied her as though he was thinking.


Varg didn't like it: “Shouldn't you be robbing someone?”


He gave a smile that reminded her of his name: “No, my boys are scouting. We've left foraging to sell-swords out of Phexcaer.”


“So you finally put some of that gold to use.”


“Aye. The Steppe Foxes they call themselves. Smart men. We've got the Thuran Brotherhood as well, a bow company from south-western Andergast, mostly broken men and some poachers. The Frundengar Hammerfists, oh, you'd like these men. Fjarningers from the mountains. They're ugly, huge, pelt-wearing barbarians, laying siege to Engasal with the Brotherhood. That is the last castle in between the capital, here and the border that defies us. After it is gone, only a mad man would stay here. There's next to nothing left, Varg.”


Varg looked around at the stacks of plunder and stockades with human slaves. The prospect of moving all this, to the other side of Andergast no less, filled her with great discomfort.


“Come.” She told the tiny raider, walking again.


She didn't move so fast as that he had to run, but not so tediously slow as that a human might stroll at a leisurely pace either. The bronze plates clanked and her scales and mail rustled when she moved now but somehow she liked it. It sounded heavy, important, foreboding. She could even feel the added weight under her feet and that was good.


“What's she wearing all that shiny stuff for?” A giantess whispered and three others by a fire sniggered when she moved past.


“And look she's got that little rat with her.”


“She looks like a bird. A big, ugly bird, hehehe! With feathers!”


“What does she need a looking glass for?”


Varg ignored them though she was boiling inside. They were only jealous, she told herself. But in truth this was a manifestation of the discord, the lack of respect to her person that festered and ate away her authority. The more giants believed that Albino would never come back, the worse this would get with a certainty. Something had to happen and waiting for the pale giant would no longer do.


“How do I lead?” She asked Sly when they were finally out of earshot from any giants around.


There was a little human woman with an obliterated leg dragging herself on the ground while pushing a bucket of something rank. When she noticed the ogress looking at her she tried to move faster but that was all for naught in her state.


“Who's are you?” Varg asked, cutting off Sly before he could say anything.


This was clearly a slave performing a task and a slave was property she could not violate at a whim.


“Please!” The human wheezed through clenched teeth. “I'm Snag's!”


“Did she crush your leg and told you to push this filth to the latrines?” Sly asked, not as if he cared.


The woman nodded. Latrines had been Diego's notion, originally, after the camp had started to smell so rank that there was no getting used to it any longer. Some giants defied the idea for some reason, perhaps simply because it had come from a human. The solution had been to place heavy wooden bars, criss-crossed over the earthen holes and ditches, and placing humans inside. That way even the most stubborn ogress could show her contempt for humans while still heeding another human in where she had to answer her nature call. The reality of it was that the slaves in the latrines got pissed and shat on, leading the most horrible life imaginable without food or drink other than what ended up there, most of which had been eaten or drunk once before already. Then there were corpses, rotting in the shit too and sometimes being cannibalized by living occupants of the shit holes.


It was great fun doing one's business there.


Varg enjoyed it as well. It was funny to hear them beg her choose another hole or ditch when she squatted over them, or to see them still cling to their abominable life when a full ditch was closed with earth to make a fresh one. She had thought that settled the issue but apparently the much celebrated enjoyment the idea had initially brought was dying down. That was disheartening. She did not want to have to deal with the faecal issue again.


“Snag shits on your leadership, it would seem.” Sly observed with a sceptically amused look at contents of the bucket. “Well, partly.”


The way the woman had moved it, pushing it over the forest ground while dragging her smashed leg behind her, much of it had spilled, not only on the woman but anywhere she went as well. It was disgusting, even to Varg who spent so much time with humans impaled on wooden stakes through their bungholes and bowels.


Varg sighed: “And you will tell me that I won't have to deal with it if we move.”


“Oh no.” He shook his head, gesturing at the woman. “This needs dealing with. Did Albino ever tolerate defiance?”


Varg chewed her lip with her protruding front teeth, uncomfortably aware of them: “No. He rarely ever had to, being terrifying enough on his own.”


“You ask me how to lead.” He arrived at the point. “Then there is your answer.”


Varg understood what he meant. It was the exact reflection of her own thoughts earlier. Still, a big part of her did not think it wise.


“And what should I do? I can't scare her unless I attack her. And if I attack her I better bloody well kill her and that will lose me more giants than I have already lost.”


“How did the first human lord ever become a lord unless he killed enough people until everyone believed him?” Sly objected. “I'd kill a lot more if I were you, those who desert especially. Send after them, catch them and have their heads off. What other use are they, Varg?”


“And if they turn on me, the whole lot?” She asked.


His suggestions were making her angry. This might very well work for humans but giants were another matter. What made her even more angry was that they were now openly discussing her failure, her shortcomings, and Sly acted as though he had known all about them all along, just as she had tried everything to not think about them.


“There is no winning this without some risk.” He shrugged. “The key is a circle of ogres who have your back, putting any other group who wish to oppose you at sufficient risk to think twice about it. If you would take another lesson from us humans, armour and weapons are key, I dare say you have noticed.”


He nodded at her from below, referring to the bronze, iron and steel guarding her person. A weapon in her hand would place her above another giantess, even of similar size, and the armour would protect her if the other chanced to have a weapon too. Varg was fierce and huge in her own right as well. Albino had not chosen her without reason.


“Now, do you have such a group of ogres?” Sly asked, already knowing the answer. “Huge, restless, violent ogresses who love nothing better than to flay the skin off human slaves to bide their time, per chance?”


Varg was not entirely unloved. That Albino had entrusted her with leadership bought her a certain gravitas with many to begin with, even though clearly fading. Male giants did not like her a lot because no matter how many gifts they gave her she would seldom ever allow to be coupled with, but they were small and of inherently low station. Among giantesses there were still many whom Varg had bestowed gifts upon. Dividing the loot fell to her and so she had many things to give.


None of the many splintered factions, scattered among bloodlines and other things, was so indebted and favourable to her though as the Skinners. Varg's herd of human slaves was vast, the vastest among all giants. To feed them she had allowed the Skinners to use them for their purpose. They were roughly more than twenty ogresses and skinning humans alive was their favourite pastime. Sometimes the skinless things they roasted afterwards were still alive before the fire killed them. Then they were chopped up and fed to the other humans, a gain for every party involved.


Suddenly it all seemed pretty clear.


“Kill her.” She grunted to Sly before she turned and walked away from him. A moment later she could hear the chopping of his blunt, rusty sabre and the woman's screams.


Where she went now there was more screaming. Varg's herd of humans in their stockades took a lot of space and in between had grown a forest of her artworks by now. The ones on stakes were dead, the caged equally silent. The screams were coming from where the Skinners dwelled.


“No! Aaargh!”


A male human was in Ulgrosh's grasp. Her fingernails were filed to sharp dagger points and she drew one across his skin, drawing blood. Ulgrosh was even larger than Varg and massive, not fat like Edda the Ogre had been, but thick of body.


“Cut here.” She taught her daughter of thirteen summers, a slender, blond version of her brown-haired mother. “Tender around the neck, not too deep or you'll kill'em.”


She drew her nail in a circle half around the human neck after apparently splitting the skin of his head and face in two before. Then she drew a red line down towards his navel where she split, using two fingers, one for each leg.


“And then you pull.” She grinned wide, grasping him by the skin of his neck and doing just that.


His screams became mad gurgles, his throat and voice not enough to provide outlet for his pain. Varg had watched human cook slaves skin rabbits before. This looked quite similar, only the human cooks had had the mercy of twisting off the rabbits' heads first.


The pink, bloody thing in Ulgrosh's hands was twitching violently, but the seasoned skinner wouldn't let it escape. By now it was useless anyway. The man was doomed, only his crazed mind didn't know it yet. When it had died down enough she tossed him to Ulfzuk, her oldest daughter, already a seasoned monster herself and today doing the seasoning.


“Pinch of salt?” She grinned, grasping the skinless creature and tossing it into the clumpy heap of fine, white crystals at her feet.


Salt was something amazing. The right amount made most everything taste better by a lot, making it a precious thing in high demand. Spilling it on the ground like this seemed wasteful, but there had been a lot of the stuff among the human army's supplies and Varg had claimed much of it for herself. She was well happy to leave some of it to the Skinners, now more than ever.


The skinned human was only howling any more before giving a last twitch and going silent forever. Ulfzuk proceeded to rub him from all sides before handing him to Balgrosh, Ulgrosh's sister who had several skinless, salted bodies beside her, tied to wooden poles for roasting. Some still twitched every now and then.


“This'll be a fine meal.” She said, licking thick, plump lips.


“It'll be fine!” Ulgrosh acknowledged, taking the next little human to be prepared out of the low stockade next to her and handing it to her daughter with a loving smile. “Here, now you go.”


The human woman was the size of the little ogress' forearm. She would have no trouble pulling the skin off it, but Varg had not come to observe.


“Impaler!” Several of them called after she cleared her throat. They had been so enchanted by their doings that they never noticed her.


“Balgrosh, roast a fresh one for the Impaler!” Ulgrosh came on at once. “Are you hungry, child?”


The huge ogress always gave Varg motherly looks too, proud and dreamy once at times and stern, concerned ones at others. That was a little unnerving. Also, if truth be told, Varg preferred her humans with the skin still on and the salt sprinkled onto it after roasting, only a little of it.


She waved off, declined and in the end still had to eat a charred, over-salted human on a stick. One did not easily say no to Ulgrosh. There was a thing Varg found queasy about eating humans, even now. In spite of their smallness and otherness, they still looked exactly like a much smaller version of giants, even skinned. The Skinners did not gut their humans either, and eating guts was something Varg particularly disliked.


It took her a wile but eventually she managed to tell Ulgrosh privily of all the things she had discussed with Sly. At first the ogress was sympathetic and condoling, then baffled and appalled and finally grim but on her side.


“If things go on as they are all this is going to end and we face being hunted by human armies.” Varg swore.


That did the trick. Ulgrosh cared for her family clan and did not want these prosperous, careless times to be over.


On way to her seat Varg already felt much better. It was reasonably secluded by now, giving her privacy with the forest of her impaled victims and stockades of her slaves in between her and the rest of the army, next to actual trees that were everywhere around. Sly was there and so were her body slaves who had returned as they always did and knew they had to. Her body slaves were reasonably privileged over the others, but that also entailed a more severe punishment if they displeased her. They kept everything clean and did all the things Varg required of them for which they were fed and watered better and not randomly killed neigh as often. The unprivileged had to dwell in the filthiest stockades and were made food or playthings of regularly, lower even than livestock.


The throne-like seat was carved out of the trunk of a once massive oak and featured a living upholstery that had to be changed after each time Varg chose to sit on it, today made up of two human females, huddled together and kept by a ring of Varg's body slaves from fleeing.


Here Varg was a goddess among insects with her crushing thumb over anybody, anytime she wanted. Would that it were as easy with the giants.


The bronze of her skirt clanked when she threw it back to plant her bare arse onto her little, shrieking cushions. Feeling weak, helpless creatures compress beneath her was always pleasing.


“I told the Skinners about it and they are with me.” She grunted to Sly beside her throne. “I will give weapons to them bit by bit.”


“I'll send five of my more skilled boys to train them.” The raider replied. “You as well. Make sure they don't get killed for any amusement.”


The head of one of the humans Varg sat upon poked out from the side of her rump and started twitching and clacking it's little jaw. To prolong the suffering the ogress shifted to the other side, allowing a few breaths before crushing it again, but in doing so she produced so many pops and cracks from the other that she ended up crushing it to death already.


She argued back and forth the tiny raider but he remained persistent. Using weapons had to be learned and practised. That set Varg's plans back a few days at least. Her copper axe was already with the Skinners for chopping up meat, but she took to her glaive and spear as soon as Sly had departed.


Then she took a human boy from a nearby stockade, placed him and the ground and tried to hit him with a thrust of her spear. She hit but the weapon had gone so blunt that it only scratched and smashed him to the ground. Down he was an easy target though, and she drove the steel point through his back, lifted him up and threw him away.


It was as she had thought. The spear would be useful against giants but of little use against humans at all because it took much too much time and effort to kill with it. She took two more humans to try a swing but they made off and ran. At first, Varg was going to catch them and break their legs but then she just jumped after them and swept with her spear, left to right. It hit, but with the blunt side the humans were only dazed and damaged. The shortcomings remained. She stomped both of their heads under her heel and turned to the glaive instead.


It was not unbeautifully made, a long, cruel blade on a thick, bronze-banded pole, slightly taller than Varg. She climbed over the fence into a stockade, packed with humans. All of them knew what she was doing by now and they started begging as soon as they realized that there was nowhere to run.


Grinning, she tried a cut but only managed to hack into the ground, cutting one human clean in half at the hip and cutting off the legs from a second one.


“Be quiet!” She growled, stepping on the screaming man and trying another swing.


This one only cut air and not injured a single human. It was frustrating. Sly was right, she needed practise and better yet if she had a teacher. Still she went on for another hour, keeping stubbornly to the glaive to kill for once. She got better but knew there was still a long way to go.


The next day she started allocating giant weapons, trading them for slaves or plunder. For most the price was almost laughably modest and none of her peers figured out what it was that she was doing or sensed an evil purpose behind her sudden love for bronze, copper and steel. They had never quite understood what Albino had wanted with weapons and armour either. Sly returned at noon with his five humans and Varg gave Ulgrosh more slaves to convince her to let her clan be taught. Varg's own teacher was a man named Brock, clad head to heel in the scales and skin of some giant, green lizard and professing to be one of the Steppe Foxes. Varg listened to him though it cost her a lot of patience. She used up a lot of slaves in that process too.


Brock instructed her to attack trees at which she would slash and hack, eventually chipping off so much wood from every stem that the tree would fall, oft crushing humans and damaging the cages in which they were kept. She got better and stronger by doing that, and when a stream of fleeing little humans came pouring out of an opened stockade Varg could mow down four or five of them with each low-swinging cut. Soon she could cut down some trees with a single swing as well.


Brock taught her how to sharpen the glaive and how to oil her chainmail to keep it from ringing so loudly and going rusty. Meanwhile Sly managed to smuggle certain individuals into the possession of giants and giantesses to probe their loyalty to and opinion of Varg. He used skilled men that would not be killed at a whim and promised them great amounts of gold as well as lands for which Varg vowed in turn. It was all very cleverly done. Sly was always clever, much more than Diego ever was.


He kept a list of those most disloyal and influential enough to be a threat. On the fourth day the foremost of that list, a fat, old giantess called Ogrin, made off with her clan of nine others just after nightfall. Sly came to Varg just as they were departing and seemed almost glad. Ogrin and her kin had killed four of his best men, despite their skills and constant obedient chumming up.


One man had died to one of Ogrin's daughters in the night while she used him to pleasure herself, grinding on top of him. A second had suffocated inside the loins of Ogrin's sister, Hurk. Hurk's young niece had bitten a third man's arm off and Ogrin had crushed his skull in between her massive breasts to stop his screaming. No one knew how the fourth had died, only that he was found dead and flat as human parchment.


“Hack off their heads and put them on display.” Sly urged her. “I cannot be near when you do it. It must all come from you and it must look like you mean it.”


With help by Ulgrosh and her Skinners, Ogrin and her kin were in Varg's custody an hour and a half later. She made a great show of it, speaking loudly of how they had abandoned Albino, her and their cause. The massive Ulgrosh held down the fat, heavy-breasted Ogrin herself and Varg cut her head off with three savage blows from her glaive. Hacking through a giant was entirely different from hacking through a human. Human's were soft, weak creatures, where giants were tough of bone, flesh and tendon.


She did the same for Hurk and the others grown of age, sparing only the youngest ones. After that she divided the loot and slaves that were now unowned among those Sly had deemed most loyal and those most likely to become so if swayed by more gifts.


Following another brilliant idea of Sly's, Ogrin's spared offspring was shared among the most loyal to be fostered so that they would grow up loyal to Varg in turn. Lastly, Varg started a clan of her own, using young, kin-less or near on kin-less giantesses that she took into her personal service after wooing them with gifts from her supply of slaves and plunder.


There was resistance of course. Snag stepped forth, protesting loudly, but Varg threatened to make her share Ogrin's fate, shutting her up and with her all others who might have thought to complain. The day after that, one of Snag's cousins made an unkind remark about Varg's appearance in her armour and lost her head for it. When Snag attacked Ulgrosh to free her the huge giantess drove the spear Varg had given her into her belly and brought her down, right before Varg hacked her savagely to pieces. It was almost frighteningly easy.


Ever since then Varg's power was not questioned any more. Two giantesses and one giant fled, were caught and executed, but that was the last of it.


“Impaler!” The ogres hailed her when she passed, standing stiff and in fear of her at once they had of Albino.


It was back to the way when the giant king had first given her power and it was good. To her pleasure she received more gifts again, winning back a good portion of what she had given away. At the same time the giantesses she had taken into her personal service used her slaves freely and ended up killing many of them. Varg did a great deal of that killing too, feeling giddy on account of her new-gained power. In abusing, torturing and killing human slaves together there was a kind of bonding experience, helping with the formation of trust and loyalty.


And the more of it formed, the less insecure Varg became. There were days were she did not even gaze into her looking glass any more. She grew happier too, less brooding, and did not skewer half so many humans as before. She still did it from time to time but barely ever had the time to watch them die. Running an army was keeping her busy, which she decided was a good thing.


But being a leader meant dealing with problems and soon there were new ones.


“There is growing restlessness again.” Ulgrosh informed one evening over a haunch of human meat, way over-salted. “I've never known ogres to grow this way in the old way. We've never killed our humans that quickly then either.”


Varg remembered that during the old way, before Albino and his war, life had been very, very slow but somehow she had been content with that, as had her mother. But ever since she had joined Albino's cause there was a constant need for something to happen, almost always, or else she would grow uncomfortable. Where before she might have sat and gazed at her beautiful things that passers of the bridge had given to her, now only killing would satisfy. Impaling was a slow business, but still, the speed with which other ogresses went through their human slaves was alarming.


“We should move!” Gundula, one of Varg's new favourites concurred. “We're going to run out of humans! They are sick too, the humans, because of the cough!”


She was a squat ogress with a big belly, neither tall nor smart nor pleasant to look upon, but Varg revered her for her fierce loyalty. She was called Maidenstomper, once for her passion of crushing human girls and once more to tell her apart from Gundula Cattlemuncher who would not touch human meat.


“The cough and the boils, and not forget the spitting of blood and the ones who foam at their mouths with bubbles.” Weepke corrected with a mouth full of flesh.


Unlike the Maidenstomper she was tall and thin, but not weak by any measure and even though she would not have passed for as witty as Sly she was no oaf either.


“It's the shit.” She added after swallowing. “They live in their own filth like pigs. The most crowded cages are worst and you can tell by the smell. I think it's the corpses making them sick too, the ones on spikes, rotting, and those who die in the cages and are overlooked.”


“And that's why I won't eat them.” Gundula Cattlemuncher threw in.


Cattlemuncher was nothing short of beautiful, if not anywhere near as tall as Varg. Varg would kill having such beautifully yellow hair as she had. She was very clean, besides.


“You're just craven!” The other Gundula laughed, happily cracking a roasted human head in between her molars and hopping on her arse to produce squelches from the teenaged female she had chosen to sit upon.


“Are giants getting sick?” Varg asked concerned.


Ulgrosh shook her head but frowned deeply: “But the humans are dying quickly and everyday more are showing signs. The rate we kill is one thing. If they start dying on their own now too...”


“It's the shit.” Weepke said again, still eating. “I crushed a human healer this morning. He said so.”


Weepke took practising very seriously and was gaining much of her day's joy by training. A thing of hers was to give real, actual weapons to a group of humans and make them attack her. She killed quick and efficient and without much passion for pain during practise.


Ulgrosh leaned and reached over a nearby stockade, picking a bold-headed male, gaunt and pale.


“Look.” She grunted, gesturing at boils on the man's chest, rotten flesh at his feet and white, bubbly slobber around his mouth. When she put him back down he fell, too weak to stand on his own.


“And many show these signs?” Varg asked.


She had not noticed, for she was too occupied and humans too far from of her considerations. Ulgrosh nodded sourly while the human on the ground only lay there, breathing labouredly.


“Take this ting away!” Gundula Cattlemuncher gagged and twisted away from him.


“Many are worse than this.” Ulgrosh picked up the human and tossed him over her shoulder like a used rag. “We must move, or at least bring the humans to new stockades that are less filthy.”


“No, the time has come.” Varg replied bitterly. “Sisters, we will break camp tomorrow.”


She had dreaded this, but it was necessary now. Many humans would die on the march but if they stayed here they risked even more of them perishing. Humans were their main food supply.


There were a few more questions and things she had to get out of the way. Gundula Cattlemuncher asked if they would go to Gareth. Maidenstomper wanted to attack the Horasians to the west and wondered if Albino would still find them if they moved. Ulgrosh wondered about Engasal and asked if they would take the castle with the help of the humans besieging it. None of that Varg actually knew but she did her best to calm their worries.


The next morning she had her body slaves wake her at break of dawn, make her hair and then start packing up her belongings. Next to the looking glass there was not much she clung to. Mostly it was pots or furs, blankets and wooden things she did not quite understand. Then there were the chests of metal coins the humans loved so much, silver and gold. The overwhelming mass had been copper but even Diego agreed that it was useless and so Firehand had been melting it for weapons. Varg would not carry any of it herself. They took the metal supplies though and many of the chunks they had not worked on yet were so huge and heavy that giants would have to carry them.


Her trusted ogresses spread the word that the camp would be broken. Most of the army seemed to agree and where resistance was encountered a few threats or a whack over the head was enough to bring the giants back in line. Mobilising took almost all day and it would be next to no good marching the mass of human slaves through the night. The more trusted humans had bound the slaves of the stockades together by their feet so that they would have no easy time slipping away. That way it was possible to rest without having to build new stockades.


By the time they marched it was almost evening and the pace was horribly slow. Bound together by their feet, the human slaves were not able to walk fast. Weepke was the first to lose patience. Roaring, she turned her glaive that was not unlike Varg's against the column she guarded, hacking them all to bloody bits and pieces before stomping off to escape Varg's reproaches. Varg said nothing in the end and even though they were able to move faster the next day, she ordered all slow and weak humans butchered at once.


The giants loved the butchering, but hated parting with their slaves at the same time. The Skinners had to kill two male giants and a giantess before order was restored and Varg had still no idea where it was they were going. For now they were making for Engasal, but if that was a wise thing she could not say.


Rain fell on their heads every now and then and once they got lost, coming up against the Ornib. If they crossed it they would run into the waiting arms of the Horasians who would cause them great losses, Sly had warned, and so Varg had the army move away from the river again before continuing north. But it was all no use, burdened with the slaves. She ordered all of them killed on the morning after, bar the smiths and three slaves per giant for whom each of them was personally responsible.


It was great butchery and caused a panic, but for the weak, skinny men and women there was no escaping.


That decision proved folly on the next day when many giants complained that they had no food without butchering one of their three. The Skinners had been smart enough to salt down as much as they could and so Varg was able to provide help with that for a time. Nonetheless it seemed to her that whatever she did proved an error. Once the salted meat ran out, which it would soon, her army would starve and that might just be the end of them.


“I...I did not think of this.” Gundula Cattlemuncher confessed when Varg consulted her, but turned wroth in the next instant. “We should have moved long ago and none of this would have happened!”


It was Varg's fault. All of this was Varg's fault and it weighed heavy on her. Many of the ogres and ogresses gave her sour looks while they were walking. It seemed as if she could not do anything right.


Looking to the land for feed was folly too, for it was bare. Any hut or settlement they came across had been devastated before, either by Sly, Diego or Varg's giants while they were plundering and foraging here. There was nothing left and what non-human supplies they had had in livestock and cured items was gone almost entirely even before breaking camp, bar what those who did not eat humans had stored away for themselves.


Before they meant to cross the Ingval they came dangerously close to a human city, sitting on the Nostrian side where the Ornib joined the larger river. Through the brushes Varg gave the place a distant look. There was a wealth of men in shiny armour up on the wooden battlements, atop the wooden walls, wooden towers and a wooden gatehouse, and machines that could throw spears large enough to skewer even her. That was what Sly had warned her of, she knew. Three giant, rotten cadavers told the story of deserters foolishly trying to attack the city, a testament to the Horasian danger.


The dead ogres wore no armour though.


Over the walls there was flying a blue banner with a flat, white fish, and a green one with a golden bird on it. There were farms around the city too, even on the Andergastian side. The ones close enough to the city were intact and still occupied by the looks of them. It almost felt like an insult.


South of the city, on the west bank of the Ornib, there were huge stone throwers, looking dangerous. The whole city looked as if it could never be taken from the east, perched on high ground as it was. It looked almost too perfect, the way the stone walls ended just where the ground lowered towards the riverbeds. There even was a small hill on that earthen plateau the city sat upon, and on that throned a stone castle, small but with high walls and two round towers.


All in all it made the appearance of being impregnable, but the more Varg looked at the place, the more she felt like wanting to attack it. Had Sly been there, he might have talked her out of it, but he wasn't.


“Bring me Brock.” She grunted at a male giant beside her.


He scowled through his thick, dirty beard and bushy eyebrows but went as soon as she scowled back. Brock would be of help here. He claimed to have travelled a lot through Andergast and Nostria by fighting as a sell-sword in their wars before his company took a protection contract up in Phexcaer while there was peace down south.


“No, no, no!” The little mercenary in lizard skins was alarmed when he saw the look on her face. “You can't attack this! Look at the Horasians and their war engines!”


He came on foot, having lost his horse to hungry ogresses when food had just begun to run short. She chewed her lip.


“You can't do this!” He went on. “You'll lose too many!”


That was the danger, as Sly had warned as well. If she attacked the Horasians she might be able to score a few victories but each would cost her so many of her giants that there would not be enough left to make a stand against the retaliation that would inevitably follow.


“Has this city ever fallen?” She asked pointedly. It was hard to imagine, given the terrain.


Brock made a sour face.


“Aye.” He confessed. “This is Joborn, city on the fork of Ornib and Ingval. No city has ever changed hands as often as this one, I'll wager, not in the wars of Nostria and Andergast in any case.”


“How was it done, from this side, do you know?”


If he lied to her she'd smite him, Varg decided. Brock was useful when it came to training, but by now she had a belly full of it. He was not Sly.


“Conventional.” He shrugged painfully. “Ladders, grappling claws and a battering ram. The walls are open toward the Ingval on the north side, so boats as well. There's the high ground though, and only two narrow paths up from the docks and there's towers overlooking the water. I heard it was bloody.”


“How did the humans cross the smaller river?”


Varg was a leader and leaders had to be smart and ask smart questions. Sly would have called her a fool, but the more she thought about attacking this city right here and now, the more it seemed like the right choice. It was risky, she saw that, but continuing to do nothing seemed even more perilous.


“The Ornib's bridged here.” Brock pointed reluctantly. “You can't see it because we are on high ground as well. There's a valley.”


She chewed her lip again.


“Please, Varg!” The little human squirmed. “This is what Sly warned you about!”


“How high are the walls?”


They didn't look very high on their own, but there was the high ground to consider.


“You could climb it, if that's what you ask.” Brock admitted. “But the time it takes you to climb it will be the men on top the walls cut off your fingers! And you wouldn't even get very close to the wall in any case, not with the scorpions, ballistas and mangonels?!”


Ballistas were the larger bolt-throwing machines, two perched on each of the square towers overlooking the bridge and a third one atop the south-eastern gate house. Scorpions were smaller, but deadly too as she had seen on the Andra. Their smaller size meant that they could be perched on the walls where ballistas couldn't. Then there would be bows and crossbows to consider too. Mangonels threw stones and balls of hay with burning oil or pitch, much as unpleasant as the rest of it, if not more.


“The walls are wood though.” She noted. “And the machines all point here.”


“Yes but we are here!” Brock pointed out. “And this is stoneoak wood! Make no mistake, that tree does not carry the name stone in it without a reason! Why do you think they're all buying it like it's fresh-baked bread? Why do you think most of it's logged away in else places?”


“I'm tired of hearing of all the things I can't do!” She snapped.


She was in need of positive news, a battle, a victory. Engasal would be easy, she expected, but easy meant dull, cheap and of little consequence. There would not be enough to kill for her three hundred and likely not near enough food besides. Andergast would be a tempting option but it was far away and Joborn here right before her. Inside those city walls would be great food stores, plunder and helpless humans, reasonably well fed and free of sickness. Taking this city would mean instant gratification and a lot of prestige besides.


A horn was blown from the city walls and all of a sudden the humans scrambled. Giants had been seen.


“Move back, Varg!” Brock pleaded. “They're loading the artillery!”


He sounded just like Sly then and she gave the command but lingered to see the humans fire. Loading took a long time. It might not have been a problem where opposing an enemy host was concerned, but ogres moved fast. Too fast, if she was lucky.


With three massive thrums the ballistas loosed their meter-long bolts into the forest but hit nothing other than trees who took the impacts swinging. When they were finally loaded the stone throwers wooshed and a hail of stones came flying as well but they were ill aimed and only smashed twigs and branches off here and there.


Brock was alone with her, hopping from one tiny foot to the other, wanting to bail.


“Are all mercenaries so craven?” Varg regarded him coldly from above.


“Let us go!” He urged, ignoring the insult.


She looked again at Joborn, that fat, thorny fruit she wanted so bad. When she arrived back at her army, her mind was made up. Ulgrosh received command of the largest part of Varg's forces including all she trusted the least. Half of the Skinners as well as her personal confidants Varg took with her, next to some others. They forded the Ingval easily. It ran high on account of the rains but where a human army might never have had a chance the giantesses crossed with no trouble at all. Then, north of the river, they made west on the Andergastian side where Nostrian and Horasian humans were barred from going by law.


Nonetheless, Weepke and the Maidenstomper sniffed out a scout party, but they were on foot and as easy to catch as cattle. Varg sat on one and watched Ulfzuk pull the skin off another. After that, the other two told her everything she wanted to know. When they were squeezed dry for information Varg passed them on. One was smashed to porridge beneath the Maidenstomper's massive stone hammer. The other bolted when he saw that but died seconds after, cleft lengthwise in twain in an instant. Weepke had let him go to show off her skills with the glaive and laughed when the two grotesque halves of him slid wetly to the moss-covered ground.


Somewhere north of Joborn Weepke and Gundula stayed behind to wade back across the river and attack through the open docks after Varg attacked from the west. West of Joborn the Ingval made a sharp northern turn where she wanted to cross and make back to the city. Over open plains and fields they had to walk because the banks of the river had been logged by humans. That was quite common because water was the single best way to transport the large and heavy tree once the branches were off. Now, with the war, there was scarcely any logging going on any more.


Getting out of the dense forest had something to it and where the trees were gone the sunlight reached smaller plants, brush and weeds that thrived next to stick thin saplings meaning to kill everything beneath them once more whence they had grown to height. A few bugs were buzzing around here, perhaps a beehive in one of the rotten stumps. Before the party reached the water however, Varg heard a familiar, terrible thrum.


“Run!”


A steel-tipped bolt, long as a human man, smashed into the ground in front of her and another found one of her unarmoured ogresses who died with a grunt drawing screams of terror from the others all at an instant.


“There!” Ulfzuk pointed to a patch of forest on the opposite side of the Ingval.


The green flag with a golden bird was flapping merrily in the wind and below it was an encampment of wooden stakes and two large ballistas on wooden wheels. Half engulfed by brush and forest it was neigh on invisible if one did not know to look for it. There were scorpions as well, Varg saw, and crossbowmen making ready, some of their weapons so huge that they needed a support pole to operate because they were too heavy to be shot free-handed.


“Retreat!” Brock shouted from Ulfzuk's shoulder where he was riding so that they did not have to wait on him and his short, human legs.


No one heeded his words but Varg understood that they should have as soon as they reached the riverbed. Scorpions and crossbows greeted them with a hail of death before they had even gotten a foot in.


The armour Firehand had made proved well thought out though and she thanked him in her head with every clank of steel on steel when bolts bounced off of her or tangled in the multi-layered mats of mail.


Those ogresses that did not wear armour were not so lucky. Five died behind Varg just by the first onslaught.


“Ford!” She screamed desperately. “Armour in front!”


By the time they had waded through the river, here almost one hundred meters wide, the humans fired twice again, killing thirteen and Ulfzuk among them. Ulgrosh's eldest daughter had worn some armour and thick pelts otherwise to guard her against arrows but the massive scorpion bolt that hammered through her head was too powerful. Varg fished Brock out of the swirling, red waters and threw him onto her back so he would be out of danger.


But with her golden-tipped helm, the impaled woman, marching in the front-most line she soon became the prime target of the human artillery. Three times scorpion bolts slammed into the water and into her chest, but each time Firehand's armour held. Against the flurry of crossbows, Varg turned her head sideways so as to protect her eyes. There was the mail and solid metal rings around them, but she still needed to see and so there was a way for a lucky quarrel to get through there.


A ballista shot hit her helm so hard that it almost came flying off and rang her head hard enough to make her forget where upwards and downwards were. For a moment she lost her foting and swallowed water, but Gundula Cattlemuncher was there to pull her out or else she might have drowned.


They came out of the water screaming but the Horasians were already there, brandishing long pikes and other things, long swords or polearms half axe, half spear. The pikes were the worst, looking viciously pointy. Arranged to a wall as they were they might have warded off any unarmoured giant, and the longest went all the way up to Varg's belly.


She was past that now though, having come too far, blundered too terribly already to turn away. If she retreated now it would be the death of her and all that were with her, she was certain. Besides, she now had armour and her glaive and it was bloody well time to try them on real foes.


Some pikemen wore steel cuirasses and half helms but all that mattered little when she introduced them to her new-learned skills. Whoever was not cut in half by her brutal swing was done for by the sheer force of the impact. Men screamed then and Varg swung again, left, right, left, cutting humans and pikes to pieces and launching others flailing through the air like a giant farmer cutting grass with a scythe.


The gash she hacked into the Horasian line was enough for the ogresses behind her and a heartbeat later they were in the thick of them, stomping. Varg was glad for her thick, reinforced sandals but nonetheless some small arms found her flesh.


“Hold the line!” A fancy man in inlaid armour and a green sash shouted, hacking at her with a curved blade.


Varg ran him over with her foot and leaned onto him, feeling steel and flesh crumble beneath her as blood guttered out of his mouth.


“Kill them all!” She roared just before another onslaught of bolts caught them.


Several found her belly but did not go deep enough to concern her. When she looked behind though she saw that of about fifty ogresses she had taken with her only half were left, the dead strewn around or drifting lifelessly in the current. It made her angry, just as it had on the Andra, and just as back then she knew she had to neutralize the missiles.


The sharpened stakes the humans had put into the ground might have served them well against horses, but not against her. Varg was too big for them, her legs too long, and once she had trampled over their defences she wreaked havoc among the crossbowmen and artillerists alike.


That gave her force exactly the respite they needed. Riders came charging out of nowhere but met sorrowful ends killing more fleeing footsoldiers than giants. Varg had no illusions however. She knew that some riders would not have attacked but run to get reinforcements and spread the word of her crossing.


“Kill as many as you can!” She commanded, smashing a ballista with her glaive and trampling dropped crossbows to splinters beneath her soles. “We must attack now!”


Gundula Cattlemuncher fought with a long, wooden pole. She had argued that she did not need a blade to kill humans and she would have no part of killing her own kind. The beautiful, intelligent giantess had the truth of it, it seemed. The end of her stick was running red with blood and she smashed it left and right, cracking skulls, bones and armour bellow. She did not look very beautiful in the helm she wore, a crude, copper cup for her head with mail draped all around, looking like an iron veil. The rest of her armour was clobbered together, fur, bronze and mail, not near as nice as the things that had been made for Varg.


The chain mail rattled when she turned her head: “But it is not dark yet! They will see us!”


Varg's plan had been to wait for nightfall and attack Joborn from the west. Once all the humans were drawn there to defend the city, Ulgrosh would lead the main thrust in from the east, crossing the pitch ditches and all the rest hopefully without a single casualty. Meanwhile, Maidenstomper and Weepke would ford the Ingval and march through the open docks, making the chaos complete.


But without darkness, any artillery on the western walls would see Varg approaching and pose a grievous threat. There was artillery there, the scouts had said so, but not nearly as much as was directed towards the Nostrian border.


The scent of failure was enough to make Varg furious again and she channelled her anger onto the remaining humans. Some of them were begging by now, for all the good that did them, cowering or crying and whimpering. Within a matter of minutes the battle devolved into butchery and then into sadistic games when ogresses started to play with the humans they had caught.


“Form up and and move!” Varg growled at Trundle, a young, thick ogress that was smashing moaning, wounded humans to broken lumps under her arse.


Whenever she saw one she'd get off the one she had crushed before, stand over him giggling and drop onto his grovelling form with a little jump. At Varg's words she looked up, scowling.


“We've lost too many!” Cattlemuncher protested, ending a wounded squealer under the butt of her stick.


The other giantesses were still very much in the heat of battle, smashing or torturing anyone still daring to draw breath. Brock hung on to Varg's back, trying to climb her shoulder.


“She's right!” He argued feverishly. “This will not serve!”


She reached around herself, plucked him and gave his craven chest a painful squeeze.


“We are moving now!” She roared. “We will take that city!”


She clung to it, desperately, though part of her had already forgotten what she wanted with Joborn. All this had been folly. Again. More than thirty dead or wounded and all for nothing. It couldn't have been for nothing.


“If we don't attack now, the humans will bring more men!”


“If we attack now, will Weepke and Ulgrosh know to attack with us?” Gundula asked insistingly. “You told them to wait for night! Besides, I saw riders go that way. What if they turn those stone throwers in our direction? We'll be dead before Ulgrosh has even gotten off her rump!”


And just like that, Varg was defeated, Joborn save for now. She turned her anger against a few surviving humans, even taking the time to impale four of them so the reinforcements would know that it had been her work. Even still, all the while she did that, her dead were lying on the ground bleeding or drifting downstream. Each of them weighed as much one hundred humans, irreplaceable, to her anyway, if only she had employed them right. Their loss was a bitter thing and now she would have to return to the main force empty-handed. She wondered if it could get any worse than this.


No sooner had they crossed the river again, after stripping the armour off their fallen, than the human reinforcements arrived on horseback from two sides at once. It itched in Varg's fingers to move back and fight them, but she did no longer possess the strength to do it and some of the riders were carrying crossbows. So, they ran, tug-tailed, the humans unable to cross the Ingval without the help of a bridge, floats or boats, none of which they had.


Finding Weepke and the Maidenstomper took frustratingly long and the look on Weepke's face when Varg told her that the attack was called off was foretelling as to what the other giants and giantesses would think. She should have never gone against what Sly had told her, Varg knew then, wishing that he was there to give her guidance. The most frustrating part of the realization was that they, the ogres, for all their hugeness, were utterly helpless without human support. It was what Sly had told her, she realized, albeit be it in different terms.


After fording the Ingval for the third time that day it was almost evening. Wide, incredulous eyes greeted them when they marched back into the main force.


“They had machines.” Varg confessed bitterly, feeling that she had to. “Many are dead. Ulfzuk too.”


Ulgrosh's scream was so loud and sorrowful that they must have heard it in Joborn. It was a very sad time.


“You shouldn't have done this, Varg.” Sly said critically.


She only saw him then, and other men of his band, sitting horses amongst giant legs. She looked back at him helplessly.


He frowned and tried to console her: “Andergast does not have this military might. Take it. Take it now. I have a plan.”


“Albino always said we couldn't hold it.” Cattlemuncher reminded him softly.


“Aye.” He agreed, reining his horse away from Ulgrosh's angry crying. “Not unless you use the human lords.”


He rode in a circle before them all, this minuscule worm of a man with his bold head and bony face.


“You say that.” Varg squirmed to maintain the appearance of a leader. “But what does that mean?”


“It means,” Sly smiled, “that you must ally with them.”


A murmur went up at the word and a quite angry one at that.


“Why would we ally with humans?” Gundula Maidenstomper chuckled hollowly.


Sly's smile did not waver: “More pointedly, why should human lord's ally with you?”


He looked around, not as much in awe as Varg would have liked but rather dismissive.


“We will start at Engasal.” He went on. “We'll capture Lord Geldrick Oakhard and his brother Uriwin. But that's not all.”


He turned his head and a fat giantess stepped forward into their midst. Varg had never seen this one before, she was certain. Naked and copper-skinned, with huge, brown nipples and fat, wormy lips the giantess was an ugly beast. Her black hair was straight and looked well taken care of though. Her steps clanged oddly and when Varg looked down she saw a leather band around the ogress' ankle with an iron chain and a human slave at the other end of it. The little one was old, white of hair, haggard and in terrible condition.


“May I present,” Sly gestured, “the lady Bergatroll Mannelig. And her husband.”


On the way north to Engasal Sly unveiled all the intricacies of his plan. It was oddly detailed, so much so that Varg knew he must have been hatching it for a while. The fact that he had not confided with her earlier did not rouse her distrust, however. It spoke of her state of mind more than of his. He had simply deemed her unfit to grasp and understand the scheme, and she was well inclined to agree with him.


He laid it all out in great detail as they moved with the pace of the riders, keeping away from the river to conceal as much of their movement to the Horasians as they still could. Sly's remarks and predictions were so numerous and detailed that it took almost all the way to discuss them, one and a half days.


Frundengar Hammerfists, large Fjarninger humans, and Thuran Brotherhood, Andergastian outlaws, looked quite astounded when Varg arrived in their siege camp. Initial exchanges would be awkward, but necessary, she knew. Her giants had to learn that these humans were allies and not slaves they could use and abuse, and the humans had to learn that the giants could be trusted, even from a close distance.


“Anyone lays a hand on our allies, loses a hand,” was the directive Varg staked her hopes on. Nonetheless she had agreed with Sly that it was best if at first she came alone to meet them, leaving her army in waiting for now.


The Thuran brotherhood was led by a bowman in a hooded, green cloak called Badluck Robin.


“I didn't think they'd be that huge.” He grimaced when Sly dismounted to greet the man. “Have you brought any supplies? Supplies is shite here.”


He was every bit as shifty as Sly had described him, and tedious, but no fool.


“As everywhere.” The raider smiled. “Anything unusual?”


“Unusual?” The outlaw quipped. “Fjarninger barbarians and scum of the woods besieging a castle with knights inside. Ain't that unusual enough for ya? Them Fjarningers thought the burning arrows comin' from the castle was magic. They would have bolted, but that shaman of theirs threw some bones on the ground and determined the omens were favourable or something like that. You know him, it's the only smart one they got, Gillax son of...uh, someone...I think.”


“Most people are the sons of someone.” Sly grinned lazily. “Gillax is son of Muragosh. Where is Arombolosh son of Mogrox?”


Varg stood, huge, but ignored. It vexed her but it was part of the plan. Sly acted as her mouth, so to keep her from blundering. She could be brisk and unkind when speaking to humans, a thing that would not do if these paid-for alliances were to be kept.


“Uh, he is hunting.” Badluck Robin replied. “That one's gotta kill once every fortnight, or I swear he becomes insufferable.”


“How many inside the castle?” Sly went on pointedly, ushering the conversation along.


“Uh, not many.” The outlaw swallowed hard, looking up at Varg. “But not many less than last time you asked that. We picked off a few when they poked their sorry heads over the merlons, but that's that. Did you bring any supplies? I don't understand siege all that much but I thought it was s'posed to be them inside doing the starving.”


The raider gave him an amused, questioning look: “Are you starving already?”


It were only the lamentations of a greedy, vain man, as warned.


“Not quite yet, but soon!” Robin swore, looking back at him.


“Sly!”


The speaker was a Fjarninger, taller than Sly by more than two heads. He was old, crooked and clad in furs with bones and skulls all over his person, some of them plainly human.


“Gillax the wise.” Sly inclined his head.


Had Varg asked herself what Sly had been doing whenever he wasn't with her, she now had at least part of her answer. All these humans knew each other somehow. The raider had been busy, all the while she had been doing next to nothing.


“The spirits have noted that your belly is a bottomless pit, Badluck.” The shaman moved closer. “There is plenty here to stuff it!”


His speech was swollen, smokey somehow and ominous.


“Heh!” Badluck Robin chuckled. “Bottomless pit, get it? Because there's shite coming out the other end.”


“Both ends.” Gillax gave him a reprimanding look.


How Sly had managed to make this joined effort work without being present all of the time was a mystery to Varg. The Fjarningers almost looked like smaller giants, and it would not be surprising if they behaved accordingly. The outlaws were Andergastian scum, the lowest of the low on the human ladder, and their leader was an insolent wretch.


The camp was placed in the middle of several small hills providing shelter from the river's winds to the humans. This had been the farmland of Engasal once, before chaos enveloped everything. Barely a single tree stood here. She could see less than a hundred men but understood that this was a siege which meant that somewhere else other men were cutting off ways to supply the besieged or exchange messages with them.


Judging by the cook fires there was no lack of food.


“I must apologise for this worm, great ogress!” The shaman bowed before Varg, speaking as though he could hear her thoughts. “The kind spirits of the river endow us with fish and birds of those which sit on water and the ghosts of the trees whisper of deer and boar.”


“Ya, whisper they do.” Robin the outlaw complained. “I won't eat fish, y'know, and there's only so many of 'em birds.”


Varg decided that she did not like the man.


“Well, you won't need to live off the land much longer.” Sly settled the issue. “Varg is here to storm the castle.”


“What, she alone?” The outlaw gave her a look. “I mean, she's huge, but...”


“There's more than two hundred of her kind waiting a little south of here, gathering stones.” Sly intervened. “Now go, show it to her.”


Varg could already see the castle from where she stood but agreed to get a little closer. Of the village there was little left and no soul dwelled there any more. On the field towards the castle there were Thuran Brotherhood men huddling behind large, makeshift mobile shields with their longbows, peering at the grey stone battlements for careless targets to unleash some shafts. They had to be skilled bowmen to make shots like that, Varg reckoned.


“Well as you can see,” Badluck Robin explained after a short walk, “that south there is the Ingval and that tributary stream to the west, the way it loops, they corner the castle and make besieging it very, very easy if you control the water. We got bowmen up- and downstream, but to be honest there's hardly any boat comin' by at all.”


The castle sat close by the water and was a glorified ruin. Once it had been big, that much was obvious, but the mighty, round towers that commanded the waterfront were collapsed, as was the very bergfried, the last bastion of defence.


“Two towers are in repair, flanking the gatehouse which still very much works. Iron portcullis, and we got nothing can batter it down.” The outlaw shrugged. “Inside them men I'd say is well determined, and much better provisioned than we are, not having to eat fish everyday and all.”


“The spirits demand a great victory!” Gillax son of Muragosh proclaimed. “Storm the man-made mountain! We do not argue with spirits!”


“There is no storming this castle, you rattling fool.” Robin objected. “The spirits of that fucking iron gate don't give a flying shite over how many of 'em bones you throw in the dirt, and they won't budge none either.”


“What of the Horasians?” Sly wrenched them out of their dispute.


“North Drakenburg is that way.” The outlaw pointed. “Some patrols along the river, some scouts, but they keep away mostly. They can't see much in any case, 'cause of 'em cliffs.”


The Engasal Cliffs on the opposite side of the castle were not unimposing, a great mass of rock that sprouted out of the water, old, withered and spotted with lichen, but still somehow not quite seeming to belong. They were steep, high and simply impassable.


That was incredibly good news. If there were Horasian patrols, reinforcements, maybe even an encampment like the one they had encountered at Joborn across the river, the attack on Engasal would have been a lot more dangerous and perhaps even impossible. About an iron gate Varg cared little. The walls were crumbled and no more than eight meters high at the most. There was no high ground or rocks to be overcome either.


“I have seen enough.” She finally spoke.


That was all she said to her allies before turning heel and going.


As it turned out, there were less fighters in the castle than she had giants but there was no way to know that from outside the castle. Her attack consisted of three waves. First they threw stones at the castle, just to give it a try. Such a tactic might serve well against Horasian artillery at some point. It worked reasonably well on the old fortress as several bowmen were swept off the walls and a ruined tower collapsed completely, falling partly into the yard. Then those ogres who had armour stormed the walls to neutralize the rest of the longbows before at last the rest were to join in as well. It proved too much in the end, excessive.


Varg attacked with the armoured rush on foot, swept a complete wall-walk clean of defenders with her glaive and climbed over. Gundula Maidenstomper battered a few towers with her hammer until they collapsed. Some ogresses used the mobile shields of the Thuran brotherhood to guard themselves against arrows which proved an ingenious idea with a lot of potential. There were no grave injuries, no losses. It was almost too easy, nothing compared to the Horasians at Joborn with their artillery.


The yard inside the castle held several dozen humans with spears but as soon as Varg was over the walls they broke and went into hiding with those who could not fight. Built for human scale it was all so small that Varg called off the third wave so as not to end up butchering the many able-bodied in the confusion. And confusing it was. She stepped on three that had fallen, hacked a lightly armoured man in two with her glaive and crushed the heads of two bowmen on the gatehouse in her fist.


Then it was already over and she went to organising the aftermath while her ogresses pulled the hiders from wherever they found them and gathered them in the yard. What buildings had been there, a smithy, stables and such, had all collapsed under the hail of stones. The shimthy could still be used once the fallen roof was removed and the food stores and livestock had been kept in the bergfried that, though partially collapsed, had walls thick enough to withstand the half-heartedly thrown rocks. The stables had been hit by a large boulder though and all but two horses had been crushed.


Maidenstomper smashed holes in towers, the gatehouse and the ruined bergfried with her hammer until all defenders and non-combatants were caught.


Many lay slain too, amongst the rubble, most wearing white surcoats or just a piece of cloth with a crude, green tree on it. Unfortunately, Lord Geldrick Oakhard was among the dead, crushed to pink porridge under a rock flung by the ogresses. Therefore, Varg now had to figure out who became lord after him, information the humans were eager to give up as soon as she stomped a wounded woman into a broken mess under her foot.


Heir to Engasal turned out to be Geldrick's eldest son of the same name, only that man had died too, overlooked by Varg when she swept the battlements. Next in line of succession was Geldrick's second eldest son, the squire Arbolf, who had gotten both his legs crushed under some ogress' foot. A legless lord did not serve Sly's plans very well, so Varg dragged him out and and twisted his head off.


That was the convenient thing about succession. There was almost always someone to fill the spot.


“So, given your power to swat men like flies,” Sly had instructed her priorly, “you may well dispose of this one or the other until the title falls to someone with sufficient gravitas, enough weight behind them in other men's eyes.”


He had specifically told her to try and make Geldrick's brother Sir Uriwin lord of Engasal in case the former died. Uriwin had been caught unharmed, plummeting right into the hands of Weepke when he fell off a wall while fighting her and losing his sword in the process.


Next in line, however, was a page called Little Willem. No one seemed to know where he was until he was discovered, flat and dead, in one of Ulgrosh's footprints. After, the title finally fell to Uriwin. It was necessary because the man was known to be a capable knight. Holding him as Lord was valuable and breaking him into an alliance carried more weight than a crippled squire, a young boy or any such weaklings.


That left the noble ladies to consider, three wives, a married sister whose husband was missing and presumed dead, and five daughters, three of Uriwin and two of Geldrick. They were supposed to be the key to Uriwin, though it was utterly unclear if it would work. It was an experiment of sorts, Sly had said. If it worked, Andergast under her rule could be stable and secured, perhaps even recognized by the large, threatening power of Gareth. Varg had less than three hundred giants and maybe as many humans in her rule right now. Gareth supposedly had several thousand times as many humans.


She did not know how many exactly but it sounded intimidating when Sly described it even if she could not hope to contemplate the number.


The vanquished humans cried and moaned before her, some cursed or gritted their teeth solemnly. It was nothing knew. Humans feared ogres.


“I accept your surrender.” She leaned down towards the new-made lord.


The noble females huddled behind his small, mail-clad form while the commoners edged away as much as they could. That led to the mass of humans bunching up even more because they would not get any closer to the other giantesses that encircled them or those that gathered the dropped arms.


“Be cursed, monster!” He spat predictably.


She smiled: “Do you wish to protect your people? Do you wish to keep your lands and station?”


He looked at her incredulous for a moment before his face turned hard again: “I will spit on your corpse, Impaler!”


“Good.” She shrugged and pulled a young lady from behind his back. “Will you spit on her corpse too?”


The girl squirmed and tried to pull free but it was no use. Varg could have crushed her arm in her grasp had she wished to. There was something sweet and innocent about her, and no doubt that would make torturing her a glee, but power over thousands would be still sweeter than mere power over her. And there was power in this lord's allegiance. Carving out a kingdom in Andergast was easy in and of itself, but carving out a place in the world was a different matter.


“Spare her!” He urged heroically. “Take me instead!”


“I would if I wanted to.” She gave the tiny arm a painful yank, producing the kind of weak, female shriek that drove human males sheer mad. “But I don't. You can save all of them though, and her, all of this, if you would listen.”


“Crush her!” Gundula Maidenstomper slobbered greedily, brandishing her hammer.


Varg ignored her for now.


“And what evil would you have of me, monster?!” Uriwin asked.


She could see the desperation in his eyes, mixing with his defiance. It was every bit as Sly had predicted.


“You would be my ally.” She said, studying him.


At that, he was startled, mistrusting, as was to be expected.


“To what end, you ask yourself.” She went on as Sly had taught her. “What should keep you from turning against me at the first opportunity?”


The truth of it was written on his face, plain as day. The very fact that he was now negotiating with an ogress was already enough to leave his view of the world in shambles, and Varg was not even remotely done.


“I will not take hostages.” She continued, regarding the girl she held, wondering if it was his daughter or his brother's. “Your kin shall live, you'll keep your lands and most of your people. I must give my giantesses something to play with, I hope you understand.”


Maidenstomper chuckled and started dancing thunderously from one foot to the next.


“You will rule these lands under me as your queen.” She went on calmly. “We will save this broken kingdom and rebuild it. There is a place for you humans. All I will do is place my giants above you. You will be free to heed your hearts, plough your fields and worship your gods. You will make tribute to us and fight in our wars if there are any. Some of you will be our slaves. That is all.”


“Andergast has a queen!” He spat after short consideration. “Calling yourself one does not make you so, even if you kill her! In good time we will have a new king too, and then you will be routed, hunted down and slain and it will be my great pleasure to be a part of that if you spare me today!”


Sly had foreseen this as well.


“I will crush that queen.” She said, unimpressed as though she was speaking about a dog. “And kings, they raised a host, did you know? They tried to stop me. Now all of them are dead or our slaves. Aele's bastard is feeding the crows and I know where to find the queen's betrothed. I will not kill him. He will marry the queen, I will crush her, and then I will marry him. I will be queen in keeping with your very own laws, in the sight of you worms and whatever gods you worship.”


For a sweet, sweet moment the colour vanished from his face and he grew as pale as snow. Then he caught himself, dismissing what he had heard: “Men and monsters cannot marry! No more than men and pigs!”


“There is precedent.” She smiled calmly. “One of your lords has already married one of my giantesses and he ruled his lands without much change at all. She overruled him, of course, when she cared to. That was all until the king regent made the mistake of killing her daughter. Now she is out for revenge. If you refuse me, I will let her kill him. What becomes then of Andergast after I crush the little queen? We cannot hold against Gareth or Horas. Someone will snatch these lands away and that will be the end. There is barely anything left now. So would you doom your kingdom, or do what needs to be done, my lord?”


He could have just said yes and betrayed her later, as threatened, but this man was too proud, too honourable. At the same time had he already contemplated the end and was not yet very far from embracing it, even if it meant the end of his life, his line and the kingdom which he served.


“This will never work!” He swore. “The people will flee, you will be defeated!”


“The strong will do what they can and the weak suffer what they must.” Varg recited Sly's words. “It has happened before and it was not half as bad as you envision. A future, or death for us all. The choice is yours.”


She pushed her little captive to the ground and a moved a foot over her, pinning her down. Uriwin's mouth twisted. Was he alone in this, he would have chosen death, there was no doubt about it. But with his family at stake, combined with all the rest, he may still yet change his mind.


“I've changed my mind.” She said in a move to sway him. “I will spare all your subjects that still live. After all, we will need every hand to rebuild the kingdom. My ogres will spit and swear but I am willing to make this gesture of good faith to you.”


Another one of Sly's sly ideas, and like most of them she could see it work before her eyes. How did a raider ever become so smart, and a human at that, with such a small, bony head, she wondered.


“And what will happen then?” Uriwin asked, already half-way there.


“Your fighters will join mine.” She replied. “I already have humans in my employ. It will be like any war, only much less bloody. This kingdom has suffered enough and I mean to restore order. One by one your fortresses will fall to us and I will establish the new order as I am doing here now. Your lords will marry my ogresses for the sake of the claim and we will rebuild what was destroyed and lead Andergast to a new era of greatness, such as it has never known.”


'And create a place were giants are not hunted, and rule over you human worms as we rightfully should.' She added in her mind.


“It's either that or we will have our fun with all of you.” She said instead. “Imagine it, my lord. And when I'm done, Andergast will be naught but a smear in one of your dusty tomes somewhere.”


“Please, milord!” The begging started from the commoners and disarmed soldiers.


“You killed my brother and all of his sons!” Lord Uriwin exclaimed with tears in his eyes.


His voice was hoarse, his world view crumbled and either his daughter or his niece under Varg's foot, ready to be crushed at a shift of weight.


“Slain in combat, as is good and fair by your own rules, my lord.” Varg recited Sly once more.


“Please, uncle!” The little lady beneath her cried out. “You cannot save the dead! Think of the living!”


“It is not my wish to crush her.” Varg half-lied heavily. “All I want is a realm for my kind where we can live without fear of knights, crossbows and war machines. The world has changed. Our old king Albino is dead. Your king is dead, your armies destroyed, your villages burnt and your people scattered to the wind, those which are not rotting in the ground or being gorged upon by feral beasts that stray emboldened as you please.”


“Please, uncle!” The girl cried again and thus achieved so far more with so much fewer words.


Her mother, late Lord Geldrick's widow started forward in desperation but Uriwin caught her and wrestled her back.


“I consent!” He screamed against all and himself. “I consent! Release her!”


Varg lifted her foot at once and the little high-born thing scurried over to him, hugging both him and her mother.


“Good.” She said, pleased. “You shall marry Ulgrosh the Skinner.”


His head twisted around in confusion. She had said it before, in a way, but he had overheard it.


“I already have a wife.” He started when the gargantuan form of Ulgrosh, clad in crude copper, wood and furs crouched over them. The guards on her forearms had been doors of houses once.


The huge, meaty ogress had grieved fiercely for her oldest daughter that had died in the blunder at Joborn. But in the end she had other kin that needed caring about and so it would not do to let herself be consumed. Giving these first and by no means poor lands to her was Varg's way of reconciliation.


Bergatroll was a cruel ogress with motivations mostly nebulous, even to Sly. She had had only one daughter, living in the village where they would go next, where the king was allegedly besieged by a clan of mountain savages, doing Bergatroll's bidding. Sly had convinced her that she could get revenge for her slain child with Varg's help, treading loose all that was happening now.


Varg did not like Bergatroll at all. She was a drunk that had to be kept in ale at all times, ale that Sly's Boys provided and would not be shared. Her human husband was shackled to her foot and little more than a grovelling slave. Supposedly there were great herds of goat and sheep in their possession and Varg meant to have those as much as she needed the king. That Bergatroll would not be allowed to crush the king she did not know. The only reason Varg did not slay her was that Bergatroll could tell dreamily of her life when she was a human lord's wife, warming the ogresses greatly to the idea.


Ulgrosh was very fond such talk and eyed her future husband greedily now. Bergatroll really made it sound paradisical, carefree and abundant.


“Do not worry, little one.” The Skinner grinned crookedly. “We only marry for the claim. You can stick that tiny prick of yours in any wench you like and make little, pink bastards. I won't even peel the skins off them, I swear.”


“We need to make you a widower though, so you are free to marry.” Varg explained with an apologetic smile that was not as true as would have been best.


On queue, Ulgrosh grasped Uriwin's wife and lifted her out of his reach.


“No!” The lord screamed. “I did not consent to this! I do not consent, you hear me?!”


“Crush her!” Gundula Maidenstomper urged, laughing.


The woman in Ulgrosh's hands shrieked and begged, as did her relatives, until the huge ogress started squeezing the lady's throat and grunted for quiet.


“She can give your wife a quick death.” Varg explained to the lordling in front her. “That is, so long as you consent. If you do not consent, Ulgrosh is going to have some fun with her and I will give half the rest of your sorry kin to the Maidenstomper. I will impale your own daughters myself after I have made you watch me spend some time with them.”


She caught some other little high-born girl, banking on it being one spawned from Uriwin's loins.


“She'll fit inside me.” She rasped, pushing the young woman's head against her nether lips.


The way she crouched, her female parts were visible to the humans anyway due to the nature of the bronze-reinforced skirt she was wearing. Sly had warned to keep this as a last resort of cruelty. The act was unconscionable to any decent human and would accomplish instant shock and terror. It seemed fitting here, because what Varg had to overcome was no less than Uriwin's presumed love for his current lady wife.


Varg was wet down there from all the playing and once this was done she would find a decent-looking slave to let the pressure out on, somewhere in privacy. The innocent, noble lady would be sweeter, but once again, she was the key to Uriwin. Part of Varg wished that he declined so she could fuck his daughters and nieces to death in front of him. All of them were of breeding age, but she doubted that they were married yet, or else they would have been with their husbands. That circumstance was queer, Sly had said. Given that both Uriwin and Geldrick had so many daughters one would assume them to have made matches and married off a few, for the sake of grandsons.


“They must love their daughters very much.” The raider had concluded on the way, thinking.


That much was clear now.


“No!” Lord Uriwin Oakhard's head snapped desperately left and right in between his wife and the other.


Ulgrosh took her fingers off his wife's throat and started squeezing her head instead, laughing: “I'll pop her eyes out!”


Varg started to push the head of her little captive into her folds.


“Stop, gods, stop!” Uriwin pleaded, falling to his knees.


As Sly had predicted, the younger one was more important to him. It was a natural thing. Living beings wanted their lines to be continued and a younger female that had already reached the capacity to produce offspring weighed heavier than any other thing. Nonetheless it was the cruellest possible choice to the little man but one he had to make all the same. In retrospect, it would have been best to inconspicuously smash the little wife before any of this marriage talk had started, but not even Sly had been smart enough to think of that.


“I consent!” Uriwin was going sheer mad. “I consent, please!”


He only had eyes for his daughter now, her hair already slick with Varg's juices. Varg withdrew the girl and shoved her back at him, smiling, while Ulgrosh stopped squeezing as well.


“A quick death.” Varg reminded her.


“I'm much more woman than her anyway.” The huge ogress chuckled before she pushed the wife's head into the castle wall with the flat of her hand, producing a horrible crunching noise and crimson splotch of blood when she crushed it.


It did not take her any effort at all.


“Good.” Varg rose and addressed her ogresses, ignoring Uriwin's screams and human cries of terror. “Sly says he holds a priest that the humans will recognize to perform the ceremony. I understand there is a feast when humans marry. So it shall be.”


An hour later, Uriwin and his people were in the middle of the siege camp with nowhere to run. Varg took them all, even those who were no fighters. It would not do to have Ulgrosh's new subjects run over to Nostria before they had a chance to enjoy being ruled by the Skinners for a time.


The rest of her army, as well as her human allies took the whole event quite badly though. They had been looking forward to the glory of victory and the plunder and rape that came with it. To console them there was a feast, performed with Engasal's lavish provisions. That was splendid. There was food again, and most importantly ale and wine as well.


The outlaws and Fjarningers received a certain amount of silver as retribution for their dutiful besieging. If truth be told, Varg had trouble seeing the point of the siege now, other than catching some nobles alive. Perhaps Sly had feared the whole lot making over to Nostria. Silver, ale and food, that was her bribe to keep everyone from claiming the spoils they felt they were entitled to. It worked well initially, but even though only a minority had fought at all, the blood was up amongst her ranks and there were fresh humans, some of whom were female.


“I'll have no rapes.” She told Badluck Robin, Gillax and Arombolosh just as Sly had instructed her in a quiet moment. “Marriage must be sacred from now on, else we are liars. If your men want an unmarried woman, they must woo her in an honourable fashion or keep their hands to themselves. Lord Uriwin's people are my allies, just like you.”


“Fine by me.” Robin the outlaw grinned, letting a silver coin travel across his knuckles.


Varg had feared a snide remark from him, but it seemed that his lust for gold outweighed all his other shortcomings. Sly had been more concerned that Arombolosh, warlord and leader of the Frundengar Hammerfists, would not understand. He was right.


We threw them into the dust!” The barbarian warlord roared. “It is our spoils you are claiming, Impaler!”


He closed one nostril with a finger to shoot snot towards the ground from the other in a grotesque and disgusting gesture of outrage. Arombolosh was even taller than the shaman, and slightly younger though the scars on his sinewy body made him look old and used somehow. He fought with a two-handed, double-bladed battleaxe of bronze and wore a polished helmet of the same metal that gave him a somewhat golden appearance. The teeth in his mouth were brown, rotten stumps though, his eyes tiny, black beetles and his nose a red, leaking beak.


In front of Varg he was but a little twig, and he had best known that she could break him like one if she wanted.


You did nothing!” She spat back at him. “You were hunting! The next time I call upon you you had best be there, or else I'll make you and yours my spoils!”


There was something vicious on his tongue but Gillax intervened quickly.


“I have consulted the spirits of the trees and rivers!” He howled ominously. “This was not the victory they foretold! A greater victory lies ahead of us, and we shall have all our due spoils there!”


The fire on Arombolosh's face died away at once.


“It's like Gillax said,” Sly had told her before, “they do not argue with spirits. Funny enough though, those spirits somehow always end up wanting the same things as Gillax.”


“Rapers will be gelded.” Varg told the three humans before her, settling the issue for good.


She understood them though, those with the longing for that kind of pleasure. The same fire was burning within her, but there was too much queening to do to grab a slave and have some lone time in the woods.


Arombolosh had upturned a sounder of wild boar on his hunt, three parent animals and eleven shoats, all of which were soon roasting merrily over cook fires. The Fjarningers took out the guts from the animals, hung them on trees and started worshipping them, drawing appalled and disgusted looks from the castle people. It was a queer custom indeed, found Varg. Worship in general she could partly understand in such tiny creatures, but guts on trees were a different matter.


As it stood, Uriwin and his flock were less powerful than the Fjarningers, but ultimately they would be the future. At that point there might be a falling out with the wild humans and Varg might have to have them killed. It was alright because when when it came to that they would have exceeded their usefulness in any case and by killing them or making them slaves Varg could earn favour with the Andergastians.


Sly's Boys and the brotherhood of outlaws would stand in conflict with the old Andergastian nobility too, but in that instance Varg would simply have to overrule them after forcing them to her side. There was preciously little left of that nobility in any case, with the all the dead lords and sirs that had been crushed or skewered when they came to undo the giants.


The priest the raiders had caught was a terrified woman of advanced age. She wore a red and orange dress and an orange cap upon her head, all tattered before but neatly patched up for the occasion. To show Uriwin that Varg's new society took the old customs seriously, everyone was bid to stand and be quiet for the ceremony, no matter how ridiculous or strange they thought it was. Varg stood too far away to hear the words spoken in the pact of Travia. It was all just masquerade anyway. In the world of humans, marriage was a political weapon and for all intends and purposes the world belonged very much to the humans.


Getting the marriages recognised by the powers that were would be difficult, but as it turned out Andergast was the single best ground to do it on. The Kingdom was easily defensible. To the north, there were mountains, then more mountains and a steppe. To the north east there was steppe as well, too hostile for any large army. To bring in a large host from the west the Ornib had to be crossed. To do that by any other way than the bridge at Joborn would take so much time that defenders would have an easy time preparing a defence. From the Garethian empire there were two ways into Andergast. One led up from the city of Winhall, a small road along the river Tommel until it bound north and around the Thuran lake.


The other way was the big, imperial road that connected the cities of Andergast and Griffinsford through in between the huge, impassable mountain ranges that were named Shadow Ridge and Kosh. One bridge and two roads should be easy enough to defend with giants, the idea being that Gareth would see trade and a continuation of prior arrangements as more beneficial to itself than war. The Garethians may well attempt war as their first option, Sly warned, and so, after taking Andergast and securing the crown, defending the road to Griffinsford would be the primary objective.


Then, with a first, crushing victory on their side, Varg might begin negotiations. Another idea was to try and somehow get Horas to attack Gareth, at which point the great, central empire would have next to no choice other than accepting Varg's rule, because if they wouldn't she would threaten to fall into their lands as well and give them a second front to worry about. How to start such a thing though, Varg did not know, much less from Andergast and with less than three hundred giants.


With the ones she'd lost at Joborn and the ones too young or too pregnant to fight, her actual force was closer to two hundred now, but Sly said that with the kingdom established, wandering ogres and ogresses would join her forces in time, making her stronger again. More humans under her rule would make her stronger too. They were small and weak but incredibly numerous and could kill each other just fine.


“It would have been kinder to give him to the Cattlemuncher.” Sly observed when Ulgrosh lifted her newly made husband off the ground and planted a slobbering, wet kiss onto the entirety of his face.


She wore a vicious, malevolent smile and no sooner was the pact sealed than she marched off towards privacy to consummate the marriage in order to finalize it. Varg was thirteen meters tall, Ulgrosh even slightly larger, making her a most unusual beast. She was instructed not to kill or injure Uriwin and she understood well enough the importance of his person. Nonetheless she would have some fun with him tonight and he would not enjoy it. Uriwin Oakhard was no Herman Mannelig, that grovelling, submissive worm.


The feasting did not require groom and bride for there was drink to be had and delicious food as well. Engasal's treasury had been disappointing, though Sly called the amount of coin retrieved lavish for Andergastian circumstances. The food stores on the other hand had been expansive and the quality of it was a welcome change after eating only roasted humans for so long. Big, fat hams there were, greasy bacon, beef, mutton, roasted chicken and honeyed duck. Fish was in good supply as well, though dry. Bread was there, both dry and stale or fresh; white, grey or black. Turnips, carrots, apples, oats, corns, there was even some cheese, several kinds of it with very different flavours.


On this day, Varg did not care for the expense, wishing for everyone to have an exquisite time to start this new era. She drank very little herself, too anxious that anything would go amiss. Groups stuck together, but other than that, there did not seem to be any trouble, even though everyone in Uriwin's party would probably have gladly killed everyone else present.


Perched on a stack of barrels sat a strange human with soot-black skin, clad in blue and white motley and with a cap that had small ringing bells attached to it. They called him Krool, for his cruel japes and songs and because it rhymed with fool. Krool the Fool had a wooden harp that he carried with him wherever he hopped. And whenever he hopped he grinned, huge and shiny yellow.


“I'll marry me a lordling fine, lordling fine, I'll make him mine; I marry me a lordling fine and then I'll crush his wife!” He sang, smiling broadly at the feasting listeners.


The harp he picked at with his fingers did not produce matching tones but Varg guessed that is was part of the grotesque act he was playing.


“I'll take him home and fuck him flat, I'll fuck him flat, like this and that; I'll take him home and fuck him flat, and then I'll crush his wife!”


The song he sang was not very good and obviously made up on short order. Some in the group that belonged to Uriwin scowled while others, as well as all the rest, laughed and jeered merrily.


“I'll make him lick between my toes, 'tween my toes, like these and those; I'll make him lick between my toes, and then I'll crush his wife!”


Varg wondered if Krool had somehow listened in on the tales that Bergatroll was spreading. Far as she knew though, the fool belonged to Engasal and house Oakhard. Holding creatures like this was not uncommon, she knew, and their lives not to envy.


“I'll make him lick my bunghole clean, bunghole clean, to brightened sheen; I'll make him lick my bunghole clean, and then I'll crush his wife!”


Some noble females with the people of Engasal began to cry when the fool suddenly leapt up, turned his arse towards them and dropped his britches. There was no way that Krool would have been this vicious towards his masters before. Prehaps he was taking revenge on how they treated him.


“His prick goes not inside my cunt, 'side my cunt, too short and stunt; his prick goes not inside my cunt, instead – I'll use his head!”


He hopped, grinned and spread his arms to roaring laughter and more crying from the ladies. The song was over and the next older and not specifically devised to cause emotional distress. It was about a girl that murdered her own family and managed to get a few men off their feet and start clumsily dancing around. Any advances they made towards the survivors of Engasal however were firmly rejected.


While the feast was going on, Firehand and his smiths were tasked with using what metal could be scrapped to make collars around the necks of slaves in order to mark them. The distinction was necessary now more than ever. It would take all night and was only possible because at this point there were so few slaves left. The human smiths would not receive collars. They were free, valuable men, though not allowed to leave either, as well they knew.


When the slaves returned with their new-made metal collars, some ogresses tossed them scraps of food and even allowed them a drink. A few took one of theirs into the hills to get some pleasure of them when they were drunk.


Male giants wanted to couple but found that they had little to offer other than their seed. Food and drink was provided by Varg now and she had disallowed any giant to own more than three slaves so the column would not be overburdened. Plunder meant having to carry more things, so the value of that had declined as well. They could not even rape human women, if such a thing was even possible, because Varg would have them gelded for it. They were the real losers in the current bargain, as she observed with unease. Still, the female giants were more important as ever for their larger numbers and body size.


“You may trade your slaves!” She decreed loudly at one point. “The rule of three is no longer necessary and overturned!”


That got the stone rolling for some lucky ogres. With the previously imposed maximum, the value of each individual slave had risen enormously and those males willing to part with theirs found many open thighs.


Suddenly it all seemed very good and there was mutual agreement that such a lucky, abundant situation should be kept in everyone's favour. A drunk Frundengar Hammerfist grabbed a girl at one point and meant to pull her off but Arombolosh dealt him a few curt words to put an end to it. The outlaws were smarter, using their share of coin to pay women from the castle to go with them. Even Badluck Robin did so, though he haggled fiercely over the price. Sly had Brock stand by and make sure that no married women were allowed to make whores of themselves and that no coercion took place.


The darkness and overall merriment blinded Varg of the ugly things that took place during that night. The next morning it was revealed that several rapes had taken place despite her efforts. Human men had intercepted women on their return to the feast and had their ways with them. Those perpetrators that could be identified Varg commanded gelded with hot knives, root and stem, and so one of Sly's boys, five Fjarningers and two Thuran Brotherhood men lost their manhoods.


Five women had been killed, two with slit throats and three crushed by ogresses using them. There were several conflicting accusations and suspicions, some of which very convincing. When the particularly flattened corpse of a young woman was revealed Trundle and Gundula Maidenstomper both chuckled. Nonetheless, Varg declared that it was inconclusive and no one would be punished unless there was more solid evidence produced.


The aftermath soured what had been a great initial success, but still everyone was eager to move on, achieve the next victory and have it all over again. The people of Engasal were not so eager but left with little choice. Lord Uriwin looked as though he had spent the night with demons and ghosts, all pale and shivering. Ulgrosh carried him like a swaddling babe in her arms, demeaning, though if truth be told he was even smaller than any newborn ogre. Bergatroll carried her Lord Mannelig on the march as well, treating him like a rag at other times but still making sure that the old men did not die on her.


When they started, so did a rain, falling sudden and heavy. The regrown column was slow moving but quick to respond to produce cloaks and whatever they had to keep dry. Engasal had been plundered bare, anything of use taken. The day that Ulgrosh and her Skinners would return to this place to reclaim it they would have a lot of rebuilding to do. Varg wondered when it would be. Autumn was late, but it was coming. The forest was losing it's leaves.

Chapter 36 by squashed123
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“About milord's wife I'll sing a song, sing rickety-tickety-tin! About milord's wife I'll sing a song, who did not have her small-folk long. Not only did she do them wrong! She did every one of them in, them in, she did everyone of them in.”


Krool the Fool, black of skin and blue and white his motley, sat on the back of a cart that had survived the storming of Engasal, singing viciously. The castle had held enough food for two years, but after the feast and stretched over the size of Varg's army with the ogres and human allies it would only be enough for two weeks. That was more than sufficient though. They would arrive at their current destination in two days and three days after that be standing in front of the walls of the Andergastian capital.


“Are these still my lands?” Ulgrosh asked in Varg's hearing.


Ever since the wedding she wore a perpetual grin and carried her tiny husband wherever she went.


“These are still my forests.” Uriwin replied weakly, broken within a single night with her. “Though I'd say it's only hunting grounds. You will only find poacher here, no honest men.”


Ulgrosh lifted him to her face and raised an eyebrow, insistingly.


“You will find no honest men here, my love.” He corrected with a dry, anxious swallow.


“Mhhhm.”


The kiss the ogress planted on his face at that left his pale skin glistening with her slobber.


“I have blisters,” Bergatroll complained behind, “under my feet. They hurt from all the walking. Giants shouldn't do so much walking. Let the humans do it!”


“Maybe you should have that pathetic husband of yours lick your feet some more?” Cattlemuncher sneered coldly.


She had been all ears when Bergatroll spoke of the vast herds of livestock but did not take part in the amusement over how she tormented her husband or his queer fixation with her feet.


All the while Krool still sang on in the background.


“One morning in a fit of pique, sing rickety-tickety-tin! One morning in a fit of pique, she drowned the brewer in the creek. The water tasted bad for a week! And the ale was incredibly thin, a thin, the ale was incredibly thin.”


“We should be allowed to bind humans to our feet.” Bergatroll pouted, looking lustily at some Fjarningers marching a few meters beside.


They returned her gaze icy but said nothing. Gundula Maidenstomper had done just that, binding two of her slaves to her feet, leaving her with only one. The two maidens she had selected to keep before the slaughtering each died after her first step and by now there was very little left of their corpses, the young ogress' weight obliterating them more and more.


“Don't touch them or the Impaler will cut your feet off.” Cattlemuncher warned the fat lady Mannelig.


“That's wrong.” The other objected. “Humans are worms. We should treat them as such.”


“Treated some like worms at the feast, did you?” Weepke poked, slashing restlessly at some branches with her weapon.


Bergatroll frowned suspiciously, knowing that Varg was looking for the murderers.


“Only one.” She growled, gesturing at the dirty, half-naked creature in her hands that was supposedly a lord too.


Sly and some of his boys rode at the tip of the column, navigating the kilometre-long serpent through the woods. Others from his party were scouting ahead, around and behind. Still others were not with the army at all but scouting farther and farther. Varg had no knowledge of how many exactly were in Sly's employ now, but she had a feeling that, unlike Diego, he had not stored and kept the coin she had given him but used it to acquire ever and ever new capable men for himself.


He knew a lot of anything that happened in Andergast, including that the gates of the capital were barred and whatever buildings refugees and others had built outside had been torn down in a feeble attempt to prepare for an attack. It would not serve them, not with the scarce forces left there.


“The cook boy she could never stand, sing rickety-tickety-tin! The cook boy she could never stand and so a a poisonous soup she planned. The cook boy died with the spoon in his hand! And her face in a hideous grin, a grin, her face in a hideous grin.”


Varg was down to three slaves as well, after the bloody butchering at her command. That there were so few of them now made them precious, and her much less murderous toward them, a thing that could be observed in most other ogresses as well. She had them do her hair in the morning and carry the fine looking glass that Sly had given her. Her other possessions, plunder, she had abandoned with exception of the things that she carried herself, namely her glaive, her armour and a bunch of sleeping furs. The coin was carried by kin of Ulgrosh whom Varg could trust.


She had never much cared for coin before, but now she saw that it could buy her mercenaries and supplies. As such it was most useful, even though it's inherent value was next to nothing to her. Gold and silver could be molten and made into nice-looking things but that was that. In the chests there were nice-looking things anyway, silver platters, the odd jewelled goblet and things of that nature, robbed from the hands of humans.


On this side of Andergast, no keep, village or holdfast stood inhabited any more. Sly said so, and they had rounded up all the refugees they could get their hands on a while ago.


“She set her handmaid's hair on fire, rickety-tickety-tin! She set her handmaid's hair on fire, and as the smoke and flame rose higher, danced around the funeral pyre, playing on harpen string, a string, playing on harpen string.”


Most of the time there was little talk on the march so Krool's cruel singing did not come unappreciated. By now it was clear that he did neither discriminate nor fear. He made japes about everyone, no matter how large, powerful or short of temper. The current song could be understood as something coined on Ulgrosh, though it was far off. Ulgrosh did not play harp or dance, nor did she need to poison or drown anyone when she could simply crush them at a whim. At some point she would be reasonably free to do that to her people, but not now. She was peaceful now in any case, not even minding Krool.


The song before had likely been themed for the gargantuan titans that supposedly went to Thorwal and towards who's dwelling place Varg's army was marching now.


“For the foot that drops on you, will get your lord and neighbour too. So we'll all go together, yes we'll all go together, yes we all will go together when we go.” It went.


The one before that had been a jab at Varg: “For it is to no avail, that I hide my face with mail. My teeth they are too long, each one a yellow prong. My hair is fixed with strand, so why don't take my hand, in mirror's eye we stand, you look good, but I can't.”


He had been singing it while Varg was speaking to Gundula Cattlemuncher and the insult had vexed her. Gundula had tittered however, and so Varg knew that she would lend truth to his words if she smashed the fool. No one took him seriously in any case and she began to wonder why the Oakhards had even kept him. Perhaps it was best to get rid of him, preferably without violating her own new rules.


Many of the outlaws walked outside the column with bows in hand, seeing if there was any game turned up by chance. They had some hounds, taken from the kennels of Engasal, that dug up two rabbit dens along the way with the outlaws counting themselves lucky. It was the only success that day in terms of hunting. Once a dog tore lose from it's leash and ran at a craven giantess called Gargamil. She flinched and edged away but Trundle walked behind her and squashed the dog under her foot without even thinking about it.


When there were old, especially gnarled trees Gillax would stop, gather his Fjarningers and speak to the ghosts there. They seemed to all be saying the same: Keep faith with the giants and move on. Victory awaited. Varg wasn't so sure of that though. She expected no trouble at the village they were heading to and no great battle at Andergast either. But once the city was taken and all the succession shenanigans complete, Gareth would without a doubt recognize the threat and come fighting.


Sly confided that he was startled not to uncover Garethian troops in Andergast already. He knew that Andergast had called for help, but only Thorwal replied and exceptionally half-heartedly at that. Varg had crushed all that help already at Andrafall. Why Gareth had not replied as of yet, nobody knew.


Before evening fell the marching army came upon a massive swath in the forest that looked as though it had been created by an avalanche of unending proportions. Stoneoak trees, thirty meters tall, had been upended and sometimes been crushed to splinters under...


“Footprints.” A man of the Thuran Brotherhood said aghast. “Gods protect us, these are footprints!”


As soon as he said it the ogresses saw it too. There were gasps, frightened glimpses, gnashing of teeth. The prints weren't fresh but by the way that new grass and brush had grown out of them it was clear that the titanic weight had squashed out of existence all other plants previously growing there. The prints were simply huge.


“Hehehe!” Gundula Maidenstomper laughed after she laid down in one of them, revealing that the length of it exceeded her height.


Varg felt dwarfed. Sly studied her from the back of his grey horse, chewing the inside of his mouth.


“Mountains that walk!” Gillax babbled beside himself. “Ghosts! Gods!”


“This isn't anything new.” Gundula Cattlemuncher addressed everyone around. “We have known that they exist for a long time. So many humans have spoken about them. We heard how huge they are too, and of course they have big feet to carry their weight. There is no need to ogle like this! Move on!”


The existence of the titanic behemoths seemed indeed to be no news to any of them, as if they too had known but simply refused to think about them too deeply. Some seemed to agree with Gundula and shrugged it off albeit with visible discomfort. Others were simply unconvinced.


“What are they?” Asked one ogress.


Where are they?” Another.


“Now don't break those hollow heads o' yours, eh?!” Badluck Robin grimaced, struggling to be light of heart. “Varg's got it all figured out, don't she?”


He looked to her expectingly.


“They are real.” Varg forced herself to say, hating every bit of it. “But they have gone elsewhere! They will not trouble us! What is there left in Andergast that they could want?”


It was swollen, clumsy and made up as she stood there. She could say nothing for certain about these gargantuan beasts other than that they were huge. Perhaps it had been a mistake not to think or speak about them sooner.


“What if they want us?” Gargamil asked, pale and sweating.


Varg did not have an answer and looked to Sly who wore an expression so sour that it would have rivalled Diego's.


“We'll gut them!” Weepke proclaimed suddenly, cutting air with her glaive. “We're so many!”


Maidenstomper frowned foolishly from the ground: “We're not as many as we once were though.”


“Still!” The wiry strong Weepke was undeterred. “Say, two hundred of us can fight?! From what I heard, we're about as large to these titans as humans are to us and we have weapons now! Two hundred humans with weapons can slay only two of us, I'd say, if they do it right?! So, if they come, we will kill them! It's that simple.”


In such a fight Varg would doubtlessly lose so many giants that a kingdom was out of reach, she feared. Still she was thankful for the help and boost in moral.


“We're going to need a lot more weapons then.” Trundle noted with a look at those ogresses that had none.


“And we are going to make them.” Varg finally joined back in. “In Andergast!”


-


“I have fought these wild men before! They break before a determined charge! Let us fight them!”


As usual, Thorsten's words were wasted. He had lost count of how many times he had tried in vain. Usually when he spoke to Lord Kraxl, the old, stubborn noble would make a brisk remark about Thorsten's knee or wits and turn away. Today he did not do even that much.


The situation in the small, fortified village was strange. Thorsten had never been under siege before, but other than that it was impossible to leave it seemed oddly normal. There was enough to eat and drink, even though Kraxl had seized all ale and wine and forbid anyone access to them for some reason. Obviously he wanted to safeguard them for when the Kuningaz Beryanoz would catch on to the idea that the village would start to experience attrition much quicker if access to the lake was barred for supply of water.


“Leave off, oaf.” A man at arms seized Thorsten by the shoulder to keep him from pursuing the lord in command.


Thorsten's anger flared, but when he shifted his foot to get into a better fighting position a jolt of pain shot through his leg and he turned to limp away, grimacing. His knee had turned from dark blue and purple to a green and yellow mess and something was clearly wrong inside the joint. The woman Dari had made him cool, wet compresses that had helped, but to keep them on he would have to remain at rest, which he refused to do.


He would grow mad. He was growing mad now. The foe was there, visible sometimes, prancing around in front of the tree line. But the Andergastians sat on their arses and hoped for the great host to relieve them. Thorsten found the armed men present more than adequate to lift the siege by force, if only for the sake of finally doing something again.


They did not know exactly how many men the foe had, only showing himself here and there, every now and then. It was clear though that the barbarians were spread thinly. A sudden, pointed attack at any point in the ring would break them surely, alas Kraxl did not agree or even listen.


The Andergastian king, or king to be, was still dying. If he went quicker about it, Kraxl might change his mind about the attack. But so long as Edorian Zornbold was too frail to move, nothing would happen. Even if the siege was broken they would likely remain here. But help save the man Kraxl would not either. Steve and Christina were still confined, not allowed to move about and much less perform their wondrous magic on the half-dead lord.


The Andergastians had built arrow towers and driven more stakes into the ground as defences. That was it. Some soldiers had even taken to quarter themselves in the houses of the villagers and began repair to their huts and hovels. It was a strange situation indeed.


The knight Sir Egon was not there to speak sense to any of them either. He lay on his sleeping furs, day and night, complaining of blinding headaches. Thorsten had heard that Kraxl's seizing of ale and wine had hit him hardest, for now he had nothing with which to dull the pain. Thorsten had gone with intent to apologise for losing his temper in the practise fight, but the knight had waved him away and told him to close the tent flap, claiming that the light drove needles into his eyes.


Dari did what she could for him. But that was little enough.


Just as he thought of her her voice called out to him from in between two houses: “You might as well speak to a rock, for all the good it will do you.”


He turned to see her. She was small and meagre, and appeared soft at first glance. Today her face was an undecipherable mask, only her eyes shining dangerously as they did sometimes. She was not soft at all, that much Thorsten knew. She wasn't strong but her movements were fast and sudden as lightning when she wanted them to be. Vaguely Thorsten recalled how she had almost killed him. The apple of his throat had been raw and blue beneath the skin for days, though that had healed away quick enough.


“It is very bad that he has the command.” He replied. “I know we can route the besiegers if we try.”


She looked unimpressed: “And what will that gain you?”


“A fight, at least.” He said immediately. “And we can send riders for the larger host.”


“And whom would that larger host fight?”


He thought a moment, finding that she was right. The larger host was for the Andergastians anyway, Thorsten wanted no part of it.


“Léon is getting stronger” He argued. “He and I can go...”


'Bury his brother' he wanted to say but Léon had qualified that there was something more important now only Thorsten had absolutely no idea what. The whole end of that one conversation had been mysterious but he never thought to ask of it since.


“Go where?” Dari asked, her eyes blinking.


He felt very uncomfortable all of a sudden, though he could not really tell why.


“Who is Jindrich Welzelin?” He asked instead of answering her question.


The name had come up back then, he remembered, and he had to know where Léon wanted to go if he wanted to help him.


She smiled at him like a cat would smile if it could, the moment it trapped a mouse against a wall. There was a tiny scar and some scab at her mouth where someone had struck her some time ago.


“Is it him you are going to seek?” She asked sceptically. “Why?”


He shrugged bluntly: “I wouldn't know.”


He should talk to Léon about that, he thought. The Horasian was mostly awake now and even left the bed for his chamberpot. When they spoke though, it was mostly Thorsten speaking, telling his friend of the situation in the village, his frustrations and how he thought the Kuningaz Beryanoz could be beat.


Dari studied him before her face showed disappointment.


“You are really just a giant oaf, aren't you?” She asked dismissively.


Again, his anger flared but he knew better than to raise a hand against her. Someone had and he wondered what she had done to that someone. Besides, she had saved him when she could have had him killed by the hands of the gargantuan ogress called Nagash.


“How is that knee of yours? Can you fight?”


The question was kind but the tone cold as a winter wind.


“Is rain wet?” He answered angrily. “Who do you want to fight?”


“Oh, no one.” Her eyes flashed. “It's only...I'm starting to think we won't make it out of here alive.”


Thorsten considered that thought for a moment, this time finding her blindingly stupid.


“And what if we don't.” He shrugged. “All that counts is going down fighting. If we fight the barbarians we wouldn't die though. Well, you might, but I won't. I fought them before, I know we can beat them.”


“Kraxl isn't going to fight them though, and they seem in no haste to fight us. Don't you find that strange?”


“It's a siege.” He explained the obvious. “They mean to wait until we starve and surrender like cravens and worshippers of the twelve bloody fools.”


The Andergastians were just that though. They worshipped the Twelve and were craven to boot, most of them anyway. Egon wasn't half bad, only he was injured.


“We have more than enough food and the oafs haven't even figured out that there is no well here from which we could get water. If they cut us off from the lake we would be down to ale and wine, Kraxl knows that too, it's why he's hoarding it.”


The young woman chuckled as though he had just made a fool of himself. Dari did not understand siege, or war, or fighting he decided, brushing it off.


“Is that what you think?” She asked queerly, her eyes belittling him from below.


He exhaled deeply, fighting to be calm: “What else?”


“To pay someone off.” She claimed. “Someone very large and very dangerous. Not far from here there is an ancient holdfast with a lord who married a giantess. That giantess is a belligerent drunk, run out of ale. While Nagash still ruled in this village there was an arrangement that we sent her drink and would get food and other supplies in turn. The two you saw riding out of camp more than a week ago were her men. Kraxl sent them to tell her she will get her ale. So far no one ever came back to claim it.”


He scrutinized her, trying to decide if she was lying. It seemed an oddly specific tale to make up, but that did not have to mean anything.


“So, should there not be an angry, red-nosed she-giant, stomping through this village?” He deduced.


Spoken light-heartedly it still brought back memories of Andrafall and crushed, mangled bodies under gargantuan female feet.


She nodded, grimacing: “Undoubtedly. But she hasn't come either.”


“Maybe she sobered, looked at our strength here and decided she'd rather grow fat?” He offered.


Dari persisted: “She is already fat, but yes, maybe. I could tell you a dozen things that may be but you don't know the most crucial bit yet. Our ogress, Nagash, was the drunkards daughter.”


That was bad, he knew at once. Still he was weary.


“Why are you telling me this?” He asked. “And why now?”


Now she shrugged, but gave him a weighing look in the same instant: “Of people who can kill giants we have preciously few. I think you are one of them, despite your oafishness.”


That made sense.


“I shall be armed at all times and ready for when she comes.” He touched the falchion, a crude, short, single-edged blade, quite heavy and tugged into a cloth sash about his waist for lack of a real belt.


Against a giantess a longer weapon would serve him better, preferably one of higher quality steel like the Andergaster he had had. He recalled that he never thought to bring the blade along after the fight with the Kuningaz Beryanoz. Back then, all thoughts of fighting giants had been wiped from his mind. Maybe he was an oaf like Dari said.


She shook her pretty head at him: “If she was going to attack us, she would have by now. Something is up, Kraxl thinks so too only he blames me for whatever it is. I told him to dispatch those two and offer the giantess the drink. I never thought they would tell on us, that thing about the daughter, because they made it sound like they hated their lord's wife too. I might have been wrong on that count, or something else transpired.”


She chewed on her lip, no more looking at him at all but staring forlorn at nothing: “These wild men that besiege us know the giantess, her two minions we let go said so and for all we know they were allowed to pass through the ring unmolested.”


The subject matter was complicated, Thorsten understood. There were a lot of things playing into each other and they only knew very few of them. It was maddening.


“Let's suppose the Kuningaz and your fat giantess are in league.” He suggested. “Why would she wait?”


“Perhaps she does fear death or injury in the fight anyway, like you said.” Dari offered, though not quite convinced of herself.


“That would mean that they do want to starve us out.” He concluded.


“No.” Her face turned sour. “If they wanted to do that they would have cut us off from the lake, like you said. It is almost as if the only thing they don't want us to do is to move. As if they mean to keep us here - and alive.”


A cold shiver ran down Thorsten's spine by the way she said it: “Then what are they waiting for?”


In truth there was no way to know any of it for certain, there being too many variables at play. But the fact that the besiegers had not closed off the lake clearly left open only two conclusions, that they were either stupid or that they were waiting for something.


“I don't know.” Dari admitted. “I've met that giantess, Bergatroll. I cannot imagine her finding sympathy anywhere, she is simply too...too...hollow, too vain, lazy and violent. She's a monster.”


“Maybe she sought other monsters.”


Her eyes met his, scared as a startled animal's.


His breath had turned very shallow and it was clear to him that he was pale as milk.


“If they don't want us to move, then maybe that is what we should do.” He said slowly.


Dari gazed at him perplexed, then nodded: “Kraxl won't move with Edorian still injured though. It's a miracle that that man is not dead yet.”


Before he could even blink she seemed to realize something, turned on her heel and went away leaving him standing there like an idiot.


“Where are you going?” He called after her but received no reply.


This had been another weird conversation, he reflected. It tangled his mind in knots. Holding fast to his weapon he went to see Léon, hoping that he would better understand.


“Thorsten!” Christina cheered when he entered the room that served as a cell.


The air was always stale and rank here, though the chamberpots were emptied daily now. It were the rushes, he concluded, too old and in need of changing.


“You back!”


Steve gave him a curt nod and a frown: “Can we out?”


Thorsten shook his head: “No, not yet.”


Then the other snorted in rage. It was the same thing every time Thorsten came to see them.


Léon was standing, holding on to the wall while slowly dipping at the knees and pushing himself up again.


“You look much better, my friend.” Thorsten acknowledged him softly.


“Aye.” Léon concurred. “Soon I can walk again. Any news from the siege?”


Thorsten could only shake his head, reaching for a stool: “There is something I need to tell you. I spoke to that woman, Dari. We think this siege is only a ploy to keep us here alive.”


Léon stopped moving and moved over to the bed: “Keep us here for what?”


“That, we don't know.”


Then Thorsten explained in detail, about the drunkard giantess, the two men, the daughter and the lake. Léon listened the entire time, nodding.


“It sounds reasonable.” He finally said, but shrugged. “What can be done about it?”


“Little and less.” Thorsten rubbed his temple. “Even if we beat the barbarians I don't think Lord Kraxl will move while the king lives.”


Then the Horasian smiled queerly and got out of bed again to resume his exercise: “I think I must needs re-learn walking a lot faster.”


It was cryptic all over again and there was a silence, only Léon huffing and puffing, relearning the muscles in his frighteningly thin legs.


“Where will we go, if we get out of this?” Thorsten asked in desperation. “Are we going to look for Jindrich Welzelin?”


Léon stopped and looked at him, perplexed, much like Dari had.


“You said his name before you said we would not go bury your brother.” Thorsten added, explaining.


Then, when the other still would not speak he added: “Dari asked if we would go look for him.”


Léon's eyes narrowed.


“Dari?!” Christina asked from the back. “Dari good?”


“Hush now, darling.” Léon raised a hand to her, never taking his eyes off Thorsten.


-


Dari bit her lip until it bled. She had meant to lure some information about Léon out of the great, handsome Thorwal oaf. Instead, their conversation had devolved into something else, much more urgent. Dari was very afraid now and so was he by the look of him even though, as before, he had professed to not be afraid of death.


She had meant to find out about the connection between Léon and Xardas and what that cryptic talk had been about back then. Now she meant to kill Lord Edorian Zornbold. Boron clearly needed some help with him.


It would not be easy. They kept him in a windowless hut with only one entrance and three guards posted at all times. In daylight there would never be a chance to do the job, she knew, but at night anyone that wasn't a soldier was not allowed to be on their feet and challenged on sight. Had Lord Zornbold been in a tent the thing would be a lot easier. All Dari would have to do was cut a whole for herself or maybe just crawl under the canvas and do the deed silently.


Maybe that was why he had been transferred to a hut. Lord Kraxl was always suspicious, sometimes downright paranoid, especially as of late. On the other hand, tents were a lot worse soundproofed than huts and of those who slept inside the village many were villagers to begin with and people were packed far less densely than in the camp part.


Dari spent the day stealing things she needed, getting two knives from two different houses that she judged could be thrown reasonably well. Then she took flint and kindling, storing it in the front pocket of her dress. The knives she carried each on a leg, held by a wrap of cloth. There were many things that could be hidden in or under a dress, really the only advantage of such garb, she thought.


Lastly she stole a pillow and a book from Egon. The poor knight was so useless now, sleeping there and being glad for it because he could almost not stand being awake any more on account of the pain. She kissed him lightly on the cheek and made away ere he could stir.


The pillow and book, she simply carried. There was nothing wrong about a young woman carrying a pillow and if it was revealed that she could read then that would likely raise her value in the eyes of the Andergastians rather than to diminish it. She looked for a nice place and settled down, resting her head against the cushion. It would be a few more hours until nightfall.


'How do I murder a dying king to be.' She imagined the title of the book.


It wasn't the real title, but it would have had a great amount of class. She recognized that she felt much better already, more in control. She was an assassin again, armed and dangerous, not only some woman, or some slave, or some mite.


She'd use the pillow to murder the great Lord Edorian Zornbold, press it on his mouth until he was dead. He wouldn't even struggle. She'd lay fire somewhere, causing great chaos and then she'd strike. If the guards would stubbornly hold on to their duties that would be a problem though. If she killed them with the knives, it would be clear that it was murder.


But no one knew that Dari was an assassin. On the other hand, she had been stupid enough to reveal her prowess when she had stopped Thorsten in his whale rage. But then again, Kraxl had struck her and she had done nothing.


There would be many suspects, the wild people besieging them first and foremost. Who was to say they had not sneaked into the village and done the deed? If Dari had to kill the guards bloodily she could simply cut Zornbold's throat to keep it consistent.


The real title of the book was 'Stratagems and Formations' and it was a ponderous read. It served no other strategic purpose other than to excuse her carrying around a pillow, and even though it was the most entertaining-looking book in Egon's possession it failed miserably at the job. Apparently, a circle formation helped against attacks from all sides but was not very mobile. Also, any formation without shields was arrow fodder and if the enemy's soldiers' eyes were falling shut every now and then, then this was a sign of exhaustion. Half of it was knowledge Dari did not care about and the other half filled with almost comical gems of blatancy.


“When attacking a settlement, setting fire is a great way to cause distraction,” it also read in the book.


Dari rolled her eyes and let them wander away from the pages. Her ribs were getting better, healing quickly. Her injuries had always healed quickly, but she had adjusted to ignore the pain so long as it wasn't too overwhelming in order to function despite of it too. Some in the village and camp were not so blessed. Those that had gotten injured together with Lord Zornbold still bore signs of it, limping feet and many similar things.


She wondered if Bergatroll could crush the village now, if she cared to, together with the barbarians. There were defences but those were only meant for the latter. Bergatroll could simply walk over or through them and there were not nearly as many bowmen or spearmen left as when Nagash had been slain. And when she did all survivors would be crushed or become her subjects. Dari didn't know which one she preferred. Bergatroll liked pretty girls as servants and evidently lived out her cruelties on them.


That had to be an immeasurably short straw to draw, being commanded to serve her. Any servant was at their master's whim, but with a master so vicious and so huge it was hard to see why the young girls in Mannelig's hall had not run away. And if Bergatroll remembered Dari, her own straw might be even shorter yet. It could not happen. Zornbold had to die, the siege lifted.


Thorsten was right though. What was Bergatroll waiting for? Dari had killed giantesses before, perhaps if Bergatroll attacked she could kill her too, with arrows to her eyes and some spear through a thick, greasy vein in her thigh. That made her question everything she was doing now. She was a skilled assassin, deadlier than perhaps anyone. She shouldn't be so afraid. And yet she was worried, somehow.


She had not thought about what to do whence she got out of here. Andergast City would be the first, logical destination and from there to Griffinsford, Wehrheim, Gareth. There she would have to work to regain her old position. No doubt the city's underworld had devolved into fragmentation after she had left so sudden and unexpectedly.


She sighed, watching two soldiers play at dice in front of a hut they had made their new home for the time being. They were playing Seven Souse, which was odd because Kraxl had confiscated all ale and wine. They had a small bottle, hidden under a rug that must have been some snaps. Seven Souse was a game for when there was little coin, the game being that there was one cup or bottle and anyone throwing a seven being allowed to take a swallow.


“Ha! Phex is with me today.” The first soldier grinned deeply.


He was short but broad and bold-headed, his white surcoat showing the acorn and leaves.


“You're cheating!” The smaller one complained. “I throw with one twelve-sided dice and you throw with two six-sided dice. It's unfair!”


That one was old and had grey, unwashed hair and a filthy beard, displaying the oak tree on his chest. Dari knew him by name. Fritzl was dimwitted and craven, a peasant called to arms.


“It's all twelve.” The other grinned. “Six and six is twelve, you know that, count the gods!”


That, Fritzl could not argue with apparently. The other looked around suspiciously and Dari quickly dove into her book again. Then he took a swallow from the bottle beneath the rug, grimacing afterwards.


“I want a drink too, go again!” Fritzl threw his dice.


There was no gain in watching them, Dari almost thought when she realized that the drink might help with the guards in front of Zornbold's hovel. She got up at once, sauntering over.


“What you want?!” She big one scowled at her when he saw.


“Ya, go away!” Fritzl concurred, nervously protecting his throat with his hand.


So, Dari had a reputation. That was bad. Assassins should not have reputations outside of certain circles.


“He is cheating you, you know?” She told him.


“Bugger that!” Spat the big one. “Fuck off!”


“I can prove it, but you must give me the rest of that drink if I can.”


Fritzl scowled, first at her, then at his companion.


“Slip out of that dress, wench, or go away. She's cheating you, Fritzl. She wants to fool you and take away our snaps.”


“If I can't prove it I will slip out of my dress for you.” Dari winked playfully.


The old man's brain had not been a fortress of wisdom before, and now it went dark completely, judging by his look.


“Aye.” He slobbered eagerly. “Do your best.”


He didn't even watch what she was going to do, only lustily at her.


“Your dice has twelve sides.” She explained, leaning forward and giving him a smile while turning his dice to the mark for seven. “His have only six. You were wise to see that, and here is why.”


She had to playfully put a finger to his chin and direct his attention to the wooden box on which they had been playing.


“He's got many more ways to land on a seven than you, look.”


She turned the big soldier's dice to one and six, two and five and three and four respectively.


“Oh!” Fritzl gaped, wide-eyed. “You have cheated me!”


“Bugger off!” The big one lurched to his feet.


He wasn't tall among men but loomed over her all the same.


“Lay a hand on me and I'll break your throat.” Dari threatened.


He stared at her for another second, then turned and stomped into the hut, cursing. Fritzl said nothing and could only watch helplessly when Dari took his bottle and hid it on her chest under the book and pillow.


Next she went straight to the hut in which Lord Zornbold lay dying, as usual finding three soldiers out front. She moved up to the most handsome of them, making eyes at him. When noticing her, he grinned.


“Got any coppers left?” She asked with a quick flick of her tongue, hugging her pillow.


He looked her up and down, licking his lips. This one was a tall man in his late twenties, she judged, though the yellow hair on his heavily tanned head was already receding.


“Mh.” He grinned a little wider. “I'll do ya for three.”


“Three?!” She laughed, turning.


“Oh, did I say three? I meant four. Old fool me, heh, never good with numbers!”


She rolled her eyes and crossed her arms: “I'd call that rape. You're handsome, but not that handsome. A girl has to make a living!”


“You ain't got to make a living here with us.” His smaller, black-haired companion joined in. “Food's free. Four coppers is a fair price, but I'll do you for five.”


She twisted a strand of hair into a pigtail: “Six.”


“Six for him, five for me, how's that sound?” The big one offered.


She gave him her most disarming smile: “When will the watch be changed then? I wouldn't want to get any of you boys whipped.”


Both of them leered her up and down. If they got someone to take over the watch for them, Dari might well have to sleep with these men, she realized. That she'd do though. It wasn't the first time and she was on a mission. She was willing to do anything for a mission and it felt great. She'd feel dirty and sore afterwards but, who knew, perhaps one of these would have a little more fervour than soft, gentle Egon.


“Tonight.” The big one said. “When the sun's down. I sleep over there, in the hut with the slated roof.”


He pointed.


“Till tonight then.” Dari walked away with a last smile, thankful that the ploy had worked. She'd have to give the drink to the watch after nightfall, so as not to waste it.


As she went, two women brought three wooden bowls of food for the guardsmen, signalling that it was time to take the singular daily meal. Today, as often, it was gruel with a hard heel of bread and a small piece of mutton, not bad for soldiers' fare at all. Egon had largely stopped eating, retching up anything he forced down. And since he was no longer capable of caring for Dari, she had to share the food of the commoners. She did so as she had to, finding the gruel terribly wanting of honey.


After, she went and entered into Birsel's old home through a window and sure enough found an old, dirty and abandoned gown there. Her previous one she left, along with her clean appearance. Some soot from a cold hearth changed her taint and made her appear dirty and of low station. The new old dress received the same treatment, as well as her hair. In a jar in some other empty house she entered she found something sticky. The substance was a dark brown and rank, good enough to create a believable fake mole that she placed on her upper lip. Had she placed it on her upper cheek it would even have been considered beautiful in some circles, but beautiful was precisely the opposite of what she was going for.


Then she went back and even put a pale of water she found next to her old dress in case she was discovered and needed to change her appearance again. The most difficult part would be dealing with the guardsmen but the snaps was bound to sap their attentiveness and slow their hands. If she couldn't slip in undetected she'd use the knives, maybe after flirting with them. She felt that it was as well thought out a plan as it was ever going to be.


But when she went to look for a good place to stay at while waiting for the change of the watch she saw that there were people gathered in front of Zornbold's hut with some kind of argument brewing.


-


The giant, grey thing loomed in the distance, huge as a mountain. At first, Varg had thought that it actually was a mountain, though the way it reflected the light told everyone with eyes that it was made of processed metal. That was simply supernatural to begin with and something she did not want to think too much about.


“It fell from the sky.”


That was what everyone told themselves and each other. Gillax was particularly overwhelmed with the sight of the thing whenever it came into view. It did not seem to fit with his culture's perception of there being ghosts in spirits everywhere and in everything. First he told everyone that he sensed an otherworldly evil there, but that got his fearsome Fjarningers so frightened that he changed the story to that there were absolutely no ghosts or spirits there at all.


When he was challenged on the inconsistency he said: “Nothing and evil are close companions.”


That was quite simply as meaningless as wind, Varg was sure. She understood Sly's earlier words about the shaman quite well now.


At the bottom of the thing they would find a village, encircled by more wild men. The gargantuan creatures were not there, or else they would have been seen. That was good. Other than that, marching was marching. It was the second day from Engasal and they were putting step before step, as they had grown accustomed to by now. Some giantesses were complaining just like Bergatroll had, of blisters. Varg did not heed them. If she gave in to every little complaint, her rule would not be of long duration.


Besides, another dog had been crushed, but by accident. Then somehow, a few of Uriwin's flock had managed to sneak out of the column and flee before being turned up by Thuran Brotherhood men, looking for game. They were returned to Varg who left judgement over them to Ulgrosh. Ulgrosh's wits were a mystery. Most of times she did what she did according to what was immediately obvious. In this instance however there were a lot of options to choose from and none obvious at all, other than to kill all six of them.


Instead she lifted her husband to her face and let him make the decision, all the while floating her power over him, as well as her ogrish brutality. That seemed to torture him more than anything else and was nothing short of brilliant. As Varg expected, and Ulgrosh wanted in truth, he argued that all of them should be forgiven because of the extraordinary nature of the general situation. She concurred with one exception, that she would make an example out of one. Naturally, it was just one tiny human Ulgrosh fancied to kill.


“My love,” Uriwin's inner struggle was visible on his face, “of course I concur with your judgement. Only whom would you pick? They're all equally guilty and equally innocent. Singling out one would be a byword for cruelty, and unnecessary besides. Look at these poor people.”


Ulgrosh herself was a byword for cruelty, but Uriwin did not really know that yet. He had never seen his wife skin people alive.


“Aww.” Ulgrosh grunted amiably, towering over the kneeling six awaiting judgement. Had she wanted she would have just to walk over them once as though they were a carpet and all of them were dead to be sure.


“I am so against cruelty.” She went on, lying through her huge, square teeth that had torn so many roasted and over-salted humans apart. “But we cannot allow something like this to happen. Would you allow it if the circumstances were not extraordinary?”


Her logic was flawless. Human lords did not let their subjects run away either. The way it worked was that the lord was lent the land by the king, with all people living on it. Those people had to pay the lord in goods and labour while he judged over them and supposedly protected them from harm. If he was cruel to them though, or failed to protect them or let them starve, the small-folk had little way of recourse. The lord basically owned them like slaves, only there was no one who would phrase it as honestly as that.


“No.” Uriwin had to admit, honest and honourable. “But still it is cruel and the circumstances are extraordinary. Perhaps a whipping would suffice?”


Ulgrosh considered for a moment: “Aye, but I will swing the whip.”


“My wife.” The disarmed knight grimaced. “If there is a whip large enough to fit your lovely hand I have never seen it. Also you must know how frail we are, compared to you, and that you might split these poor men and women in half with a single strike if you do it.”


He argued calmly with her, never threatening or raging. He was already becoming her little worm. Varg didn't blame him. At Ulrgosh's size she could likely crush a male giant to death if she sat on his chest.


“Fine.” She finally said after more consideration. “We shall be merciful this time. The next time justice will be carried out to the full, as I see fit.”


Uriwin could only bob his head and give his subjects a warning glance.


“Oh blue-blooded lord, that you have grown stout and fat, was it not when we cut you, that red you bled? And priests say you rule, as the gods have seen fit, but don't you leave at the privy, just brown sausages of shit? And your noble daughters, all fair and all fine, is not their noble piss, just as yellow as mine? So why in the forest, to you belongs all game, when it's obvious as daylight, that we are all the same?”


Krool fixed Lord Oakhard with an mad, white stare as he sang that day. Varg was starting to think that the fool was not quite right in the head.


He noticed her looking at him and gave a stained grin before stroking his horrible harp again: “And Varg the Impaler, fierce down the marrow, please let me remind you, that you piss is just as yellow!”


“Silence, Krool, you'll get yourself killed!” Birthe, youngest daughter of Geldrick's hissed at him as they walked.


“What, me, humble singer, with a skin black as soot, why it would be a mercy, to die beneath that foot!” He roared, grinning.


The young lady bent nimbly at the knee and picked up a handful of dirt that she flung at him: “Sing something else!”


Now his cruel attention was fixed on her.


“She was a beauty as day but now it is night!” He screeched entirely out of tune. “I came to her bed and slipped in by her side! Her father was wroth for the sheet was all wet! He so rued the day then that he and I met!”


Varg observed it all from above, not knowing what to think. Krool was like this to any- and everyone, but somehow she still found it entertaining sometimes, so long as he didn't sing about her.


“I came to her room and she gave me a fight!” He sang, his voice growing deeper before rearing up again. “A beauty as day but now it is night! She wreathed and she bit me but my hands won! And one day she birthed me a black and white son!”


“Hehehe, that would be a mongrel creature!” Ulgrosh chuckled.


“Why did you ever keep this fool?” Varg asked Uriwin in his wife's arms.


He did his best to shrug, her embrace a tad too loving at times for his tiny frame: “My brother had a fondness for him. He was clad in rags when he walked into the village one day, pulled out a knife and tried to cut his own throat. My brother was there, in company of our daughters who were quite distraught by the sight, as you can...”


He looked at her wearily before going on.


“As you might imagine. My brother wrestled the knife from him and condemned him to hang. Birthe begged for his life however, and Geldrick always had a tender spot for her in his heart. He made the dirt skin a fool instead, he could sing and dance and make japes. He must have been a travelling jester once, we believe, so it is fitting, though I admit that some of antics are quite disturbing.”


“My black and white son lived to be the new king! Long was his reign and peace he did bring! The taxes were low and good was his rule! And his skin was patched like the garb of a fool!”


Krool had finished his song and jerked to his feet on the cart he had sat on. Then, suddenly, he started to stagger, rowing with his arms before he came crashing down with a thump. The wood harp flew from his grasp, landing right in Varg's path just so that she might have stepped on it if she hadn't seen.


The little black fool in blue and white motley lurched up and made a cartwheel over to retrieve it, but Varg let her foot hover right over the tiny thing.


“Heh!” He cackled awkwardly, looking up at her. In his dark brown, ill-shaped face his eyes always shun whitely though at the fringes they were as yellow as his teeth, as if some of the dirty colour of his skin had sept in there.


She studied him, waiting for what he would do. He was a strange character, so odd that he did not seem to fit with any of the others or anywhere she could imagine. She was curious if he'd still be insolent and smart once she pinned his arm under her foot or if he would start to beg and grovel like any sane human would. If she'd actually crush his arm or not she had not decided yet.


But instead of reaching for the instrument the fool planted both his hands on the ground, lifted his feet in a handstand and spread them skilfully, sticking out his fat, blue and white bottom. Then he farted.


Varg was so taken aback that she chuckled and had to steady herself by pulling back her hovering foot. Krool hopped back onto his feet and snatched the harp away, sticking her tongue out to her as he danced away, tittering. She did not pursue him, though she would have greatly appreciated the opportunity to break some bones again. It burned under her fingernails.


“Faster!” She commanded, quickening her stride. “Urge them on!”


The pace of the humans was terribly slow, with their short, thin legs.


-


No one spoke when the food was being carried into the room. There was no bowl for Thorsten who could walk well enough to get his own and was sleeping in a much less smelly place anyway. All three received good pieces of mutton and a whole onion, shrivelled from fry and dripping with grease and gravy. The bread was good too, by the look of it. With the food came a tankard of water for each of them.


Léon met Thorsten's gaze.


“The food has become much better as of late.” He said. “I believe we get special rations.”


Thorsten nodded, looking over to Christina and Steve who attacked their bowls with quite some fervour. He was sure that there was some implication to this but his head was still spinning with what Léon had told him.


Xardas. The story was fantastic to the degree that he could have sworn it was made up. Léon did not seem to think so however, and he suspected that Dari knew some things that might clear that up. It was important for a couple of reasons all relatively over Thorsten's head. Xardas seemed to exist, according to the guilds of wizards, whoever they were Thorsten had given up contemplating, and was believed to be immensely wise, immensely powerful and possibly dangerous. Léon claimed that the wizard might be involved in many great or terrible events in history. Thorsten did not even bother to ask which events. This was a game for thinkers and talkers, not for him.


“So, when will you speak with her?” He asked softly when the guards were out of the room again.


Léon swallowed a bite of onion: “I would have already, but there is no angle on her. I have nothing I can use to make her tell me the truth, you understand? She could just lie to me.”


Thorsten agreed, the woman was somewhat mysterious and if he gathered all he knew about her he would not be the wiser. He hated the complexity in all of this. A fight would be better, friend and foe crystal clear, the motives obvious.


“We should just attack the Kuningaz Beryanoz.” He muttered, knowing that he must sound like a stubborn dullard.


“I agree.” Léon concurred, more strongly then on previous days. “But as you said, Lord Kraxl will not move if he fears that it will kill his dying king. I am confident that we will move soon, however.”


Thorsten looked up: “Can you explain that to me please? How do you know that?”


“Zornbold has been dying for long.” Léon replied after a short pause. “If he has not gotten any better by now he is sure to die soon.”


So it was not that complicated, this bit at least, Thorsten thought.


“So is there something I can do while we wait for that?”


Léon wolfed down the mutton with sips of water before mopping up the gravy with the bread.


“Yes. Help me out of this bed.”


He was worrisomely lightweight from lack of muscle, laying for too long without moving. A body that did not move went to rot. He had received clean clothes, shirt, britches and vest that looked as though they had once belonged to someone else, roughly of the same size.


“I would like a breath of fresh air.”


Thorsten helped him as best as he could without carrying him. Léon needed to get strong again and the best way to do that was to use his muscles and preferably in something other than the stunted squats he had been doing.


Leaving the house already took a long time and outside Léon squinted against the light. Thorsten looked and found a cane for him that he pressed into the hand on his good arm. The Horasian was sweating and grimacing with every step.


“Should we go back?” Thorsten half asked, half suggested. “You should not overburden yourself so early on.”


But Léon only shook his head and clenched his teeth, breathing heavily.


“Where do they keep Lord Zornbold?” He asked after a moment.


And then they went there, slowly, step by painful step, towards the small, windowless hut at the edge of the village, close to the tents. It took ages but Thorsten stuck to it, determined to help his friend. Friend, he thought queerly, a Horasian and a Thorwalsh, supposed to be arch enemies. By now they had gone through quite a lot together and Thorsten had no reservations.


The village was largely empty, most everyone gone to get food that was given out once per day without need to pay for it. But even at other times of day was the village empty. There had been many more people here once upon a time not so long ago and a few handfuls more soldiers too.


“So few though.” Léon noted when the people gathered at tables with kettles and baskets on them. “And it looks like one of those schemes to feed the poor.”


Thorsten had no idea what something like that looked like. All he saw was people in rows receiving a wooden bowl, a spoon of gruel, a heel of bread and a markedly smaller amount of meat than Léon, Steve and Christina had gotten. All in all there were fifty to sixty fighting men, some well trained and armoured knights among them. The surviving villagers were dubious people and most were not trusted enough to be given spears.


“That is the place.” Thorsten pointed when they got there.


It was small and shaped like a wooden chest, straw the roof and daub and wattle walls. It had no windows, only one entrance with a heavy deer hide flap for a door that looked like it let no air through at all. Thorsten wondered if the rushes in that one had been changed or if they were just as rotten and stinky as in the other. The guardsmen stood out front, lazily leaning on their spears and looking like they could not wait until their watch was over.


Léon studied the place critically for a long time, as if there was something curious about it. Then he suddenly hailed Lord Kraxl who had come along for a brief inspection of the feeding. Kraxl was an older man and stout, clad in chain mail and flanked by two knights, all three armed with swords. His expression was icy, contemptuous and hard as stone.


“Ah, my lord!” He said, courteous but cold. “How good to see you on your feet, finally.”


“A remarkable recovery, thanks to two other prisoners of yours.” Léon answered snidely.


“Oh, but you are a guest. Imprisoning you would surely offend the noble house of Logue.” The Andergastian lord cocked his head just very, very slightly and narrowed his eyes a little before continuing. “But pray forgive me my lord. Where is that house of yours situated? None of my men seem to ever have heard of it and neither have I, I must confess.”


“Hear a lot about Horasian houses, do you? Hey you, brute,” Léon nodded at one of the bodyguards, “who is the archduke of Chababien?”


The spoken to could only shift around with his eyes and say nothing. Kraxl scowled but did not care to answer the question either.


“My lord, you had the tools at your disposal to save your king!” Léon went on, very loudly all of a sudden. “Yet you would not use them! The gods are giving you chance after chance, prolonging Zornbold's life and still you will not act! A suspicious man would say you meant for him to die.”


“Treason!” Kraxl flared up, spraying everyone ragingly with spittle. “I should have your head for this you Horasian rat!”


His guards had their hands on their sword hilts at once.


“Oh, my apologies!” Léon raised a hand and smiled.


Thorsten was not sure if the man knew what he was doing. He'd welcome fighting the knights with his falchion but they were two and he had his knee injured and Léon wasn't even armed. And yet he seemed to provoke Kraxl intentionally, speaking so unnecessarily loudly that everyone around could hear.


“You would never do that, my lord!” He continued without the viciousness. “None in their right mind could ever question your loyalty! So, what is it?!”


“What is what?” Thorsten asked in confusion.


“A wise man would think that Lord Edorian Zornbold is dead! Probably a while ago!”


Around, all that had been going on was stopped and people had started to edge over from where the food was given out.


“You...!” Kraxl's lip was shaking and his left eye started to twitch.


Then he looked around and saw the people, their eyes and heard their silence.


“His Lordship is not dead!” He roared back at the Horasian.


Something in his voice was oddly quaking.


“You are a poor leader, in truth, my lord.” Léon replied with a sad look. “Get him out then and show to us that he still lives!”


Léon's gaze was cool, calm, while Kraxl was a kettle full of boiling milk.


“Seize him!” He screamed, pointing, and his knights bared steel as did Thorsten.


When shoving Léon behind him the Horasian fell to the ground, shouting again: “Show him to us, my lord!”


Thorsten eyed his two opponents, markedly smaller than him but clad in armour and not alone. They eyed him back, clearly not quite eager to cross swords with him. The knew in what state Egon was, and that had only been practise.


Then Léon's words started to echo around, shouted behind hands so it would not be clear who had said them: “Show him!”


“You're going to die for lie.” Thorsten told the two knights while keeping his injured knee on the back foot. “It's not worth it. We can look at the lord and all is fine.”


The two exchanged a sideways glance and grimaced but still kept their stance, but neither did they move in to attack.


“His lordship is dead?!” Someone called loudly in the background.


“Be cursed!” Kraxl spat onto the ground. “Put your steel away! His Lordship's dead, died four days ago!”


He walked around the two knights to look at Léon in the dirt: “There, are you happy now, you Horasian bastard?!”


He spat once more, right in front of Léon's face before stomping away, roaring curses at the sky.


“You put yours away, we ours.” One of the knights reminded Thorsten and it was done.


-


Dari stood in the crowd, gaping. She had been out to kill a dead man. That would have been quite a realization had she pulled through, and now all her preparation was for nothing.


She should speak to the queer Horasian, she figured, ask him how he knew and much more than that. It wasn't a new idea but before she had decided to avoid Léon Logue until she knew more about him. She had no idea who he was, in truth, and any wrong word from her might have unintended consequences. Still, now it seemed foolish.


Keeping Zornbold's death a secret seemed foolish too, and stubborn, craven and dormant besides. That description fit Kraxl well though, waiting for others to solve his problems. After he had let Ulf and the madman go she had garnered some hopes about him, but that effort had clearly been wasted as well. Kraxl only acted when his hand was forced it seemed, in big decisions certainly.


She tried to push through to Thorsten who helped Léon to his feet and led him away with an arm around him. But the gathered people were going mad, moving like a tide towards the hut and dragging her with them. Frantic shouting was all about and after some moments they wrestled down the heavy flap at the door to get inside. The stench reached Dari, rank and familiar. Death.


Lord Edorian Zornbold, the hope of Andergast, the man who had gathered a great host against the giants and had been there when Albino was banned and Vengyr died, lay stretched out on a table, stiff, bloated and rotting. He looked more than four days dead to Dari's eyes. Flies had been at him for some time. His leg was covered in maggots.


'Such stupidity.' Dari thought, forlorn. 'All Kraxl would have had to do was tell the truth and heed Thorsten Olafson, of all people.'


But that must have been a call too big to make. He hadn't parted with Nagash's head either, indecisively willing to send the drink away but not fully commit. The priests must have been complicit in the scheme of secrecy, but if anyone was good at telling lies, explaining away concerns and smile, it was surely them.


She wondered if they would do what Thorsten proposed now and fight the barbarians, if they would win and if it was not too late. Kraxl's half-hearted leadership might have cost them dearly but perhaps it was not too late. Just as she thought that, a horn was blown from one of the archery towers.


Then it was chaos.


-


It was just as Sly had described. Evidence of the titans grew more the closer they got, more swaths, trampled trees, crushed to kindling. And then the Kuningaz Beryanoz were there, kneeling to Bergatroll instead of her. They were the strangest humans Varg had ever seen, closer to animals than anything else. They spoke the old tongue exclusively and easier to comprehend than Gillax'.


The village was there, with people, huts and tents in the middle of an area where no trees grew and everything had been trodden flat and squashed more than once. Led by wild humans, Nagash had her army encircle the place so that no one would escape.


The people weren't many and what defences they had built, towers and stakes, would be of little hindrance. Marching faster had left the humans on foot slightly winded but proved a good decision because now there was more than enough light left to close the circle. After an hour of waiting, Varg stepped out of the trees, Ulgrosh, Sly and Uriwin by her side. The new lord was a horse so as to make a better stature. Varg did not want a fight. The more humans she could capture alive the better, and the nobler they were the better still. Uriwin's people were behind them and after them two Skinners so that no tiny people would get any ideas of using the situation for an escape. The Kuningaz Beryanoz remained in the trees for reasons Varg didn't comprehend. As far as she was concerned they were weird and useless.


A horn blew from a tower, then another. Shouts erupted from the village when all around her army broke through the undergrowth.


“I hope they remember to stop at half the way.” Sly said, holding tight the huge shield he carried for the occasion.


Uriwin carried a white flag, signalling that they wanted to talk and the shield was meant to protect Sly against any dishonourable attacks during the parley if it came to that.


The lord hid his face behind a solemn, dark mask, but it was not enough to conceal his bitterness. He, Varg and Sly went on after she called a halt, making half the way again, well within arrow range. By the looks of it there weren't many bowmen tough. Then they waited.


“I thought to see more here.” Uriwin noted in the by and by.


Sly turned to him: “Bergatroll said that the knights and soldiers went away and came back bloodied and few. Some of the druids we caught told us that men with bows and spears came to fight them. Without that, I doubt the Kuningaz Barbarians would have been able to contain this force.”


Uriwin's face turned even bitterer at that.


“Without a doubt they hoped for the larger host to relieve them, only that one was crushed to bits by Varg. You never stood a chance.”


“My little husband is with us now.” Ulgrosh bent to pat the little man's head.


Varg was growing impatient before she saw some humans finally notice the peace banner, point and scurry away.


“Not much longer now.” Sly observed patiently.


Men in armour followed, gaping sourly at them. A bearded man with a big belly seemed to be their leader and looked most sourly of all.


“Come out and speak if you want to live!” Varg called out.


That finally brought some direction into the chaos they observed. It was an unkind situation to the beleaguered, encircled by enemies that could crush three times as many as them still with ease. That was the point.


There was but one horse and atop it sat the big-bellied man. Sly had said they'd likely all come mounted. Apparently they had lost their horses somehow. He was flanked by three armoured men, approaching with shields in their hands but swords firmly tugged away in their scabbards as dictated by honour.


“That is Lord Kraxl.” Uriwin said softly as they approached. “Beside him are Lord Gerwulf Albumin, Sir Blathislaus Trutzmayor and Praifons Kornplotz. Where is the king?”


“Sir Uriwin!” The leader spat from his horse. “What is the meaning of this?! Have you turned traitor?!”


Ulgrosh grinned widely: “It is Lord Uriwin now!”


Varg raised a hand to bid her silence and the tiny procession stopped a frightened twenty meters away.


“My lords,” Sly rode forward a step on his black horse, gesturing, “these are Lord Uriwin Oakhard, Ulgrosh the Skinner and Varg the Impaler, ready to accept your peaceful surrender. We were hoping to parley with his lordship, Edorian Zornbold.”


“He died.” The one on the horse spat. “I am in command here.”


Varg felt her throat dry up all at once. The plan depended on that lord. He had to marry the queen so that she could crush her and marry him to gain the crown by the stupid human laws and customs. It was all only possible because any other kin was out of the picture. Aele's bastard son, a young lad raised to knighthood far too early, had been the last contender before getting himself squelched in the battle further down south.


But Sly seemed completely undeterred. It was best to rely on him to know what to do.


“Very well, my lord.” He replied with a curt nod. “Then it falls to you to make the obvious choice. We have five hundred giants and giantesses as well as four hundred men. Throw down your swords and let us end this without bloodshed. All of you will live.”


“And what if we don't?”


Varg felt like she should have taken something along to crush under her foot for effect, one of her slaves perhaps. There were new ones to be had here. Next to her foot a sapling grew, having wrestled through the hard packed ground. She stepped on it and twisted her foot but doubted that it made for much of a sight.


“Just the same.” Sly said calmly. “We will take you alive anyway. You can bite and curse all you like. Your men I imagine will be crushed if they are in the way. The rest will be made slaves of. But we are rebuilding this kingdom and there are hands needed to hold hammers, saws and ploughs. Lord Uriwin saw the truth of that and not a single one of his people were harmed after the surrender. They stand with us today.”


The raider could lie well when he wanted, Varg observed.


Uriwin played his part dutifully: “This is true.”


Kraxl looked as though he would like to fall off his horse and die. His companions were downtrodden, exchanging glances of fear.


“The lordships go to the giantesses.” Sly went on. “If you are married your wives will be crushed and you will marry one of them. The rest of your kin will be spared, if you surrender peacefully.”


“Utter madness!” Kraxl roared in fury.


It was so predictable, Engasal all over again only this time the explanations were more blunt. Varg still thought that she might have convinced them more quickly if she had thought to bring something alive to step on. Maybe even one of the dogs would have been enough.


Sly turned to Uriwin: “Would he make a good king?”


The lord slumped in his saddle before nodding defeatedly.


“He is well renowned and has much support amongst those that remain.”


“If you don't surrender, one of your sons or grandsons or other male blood will be married and all other contenders removed, including you.” Sly went on. “You, Lord Kraxl, will marry the queen. Then Varg the Impaler will crush her to death and marry you in turn.”


“I will not!” The big-bellied man fell in, foaming with rage only his words had already run out.


He had no power any more, ever since Varg's army had stepped out into the open.


“Do you know anything of my son?” One of the others blurted out suddenly.


Then the one next to him followed: “And my son and my brother?”


“They're all flattened, except for your son.” Sly nodded at the first one who raised his head in hopes. “Your son died impaled on a stake, begging the entire time, for three days. I trust that you are cunning men, my lords. You will not have invested all of your bloodline in this campaign. If you care for what's left you will lay down your arms now.”


“Squishing your noble little ladies is fun.” The huge Skinner added cruelly. “They are so dainty and delicate.”


She understood the game quite well.


-


“Sing another song!”


The fool was tied up hands and feet so that his stupid, cruel songs could not interfere with whatever the grown-ups were doing. It was terribly important apparently, all were there, even the humans. He had been gagged as well but the young ogresses had torn it off to hear him sing. And the fool obliged them, best as he could. His skin was really, really dirty for some reason, prompting many to believe that he had never washed in his entire life.


They stood around the tiny man, some with sticks in hand, branches that they had wrenched off the trees all around.


“Sing!” One ogress demanded, prodding him.


He started but she stomped the ground in front of his face in anger.


“We heard that one! Sing a new one!”


It seemed he had run out though.


“Let's sit on him.” One girl suggested. “I saw my mother do it. It always gives the humans ideas.”


“Not always though.” Another mentioned concerned. “Mostly it breaks them. They become flat and then they die.”


“Let's do it anyway. I want to see him go flat.”


“I'll do it! I've done it before. I like it!”


“No, me!”


They started shoving each other.


“Leave him be!” Birthe pressed forward, terribly tiny against the forest of their naked feet and legs.


Valla was worried and reached out to yank her back. Her mother Ulgrosh had agreed that this daughter of Lord Uriwin stay with the fool since she seemed to like him so much and Valla was tasked with keeping her safe. Also there was the young lady's handmaid, Kunhuta, the only real adult present.


“Leave him!” Valla shouted. “He belongs to my mother.”


They turned.


“Why is it that suddenly we can't crush humans any more?” One complained.


“Because there are so few!” Valla shot. “And you are so young, I bet you haven't crushed anybody.”


“I have!” The ogress replied. “I stepped on it's it head and it cracked!”


“Maybe we should crush her humans.” An ogress roughly of Valla's age suggested. “Varg will blame her.”


“Oh yes!”


“You are really stupid, aren't you? She's my mother's husband's daughter. That makes her my mother's daughter too!”


“So she's your sister?” Came the sneering reply.


That the tiny human girl clearly wasn't, Valla recognized, though there was something about that too her mother had said.


“You can go hunt the wild humans, I think.” She offered. “They're like animals. Maybe Varg doesn't care about them.”


“But if she do she'll cut us heads off!” Another young ogress threw in, clutching her face in terror.


“All humans are like animals.”


“We are not!” Birthe objected, twisting in Valla's grasp trying to pull free. “We are thinking, feeling beings, just like you are!”


“Animals feel and think, I think. I don't know. I only eat and crush them.”


Urkununa was always out to kill. Every game she ever played was about killing so long as Valla could recall. The games were fun and all but Urkununa's cruelty would often not halt before her own kind. Crushing the pet humans of other ogresses was a thing she especially liked to do.


“What about her?” She pointed to the handmaid who was too afraid to make a peep. “She's not noble or anything stupid like that.”


Birthe shouted again with her little, feeble voice: “You leave her alone!”


“Sing a song!” Gora, Valla's younger cousin, had turned back to the fool and hovered her bare foot over him. “Sing a song or I step down!”


“You can't crush him, Varg will cut you head off!”


“I can!” Gora proclaimed. “He's my aunt's. That means he belongs to me too!”


“It's not like that, stupid!” Valla tried to intervene.


“Look at her.” Urkununa sneered. “Thinks she's better than us because her aunt licks Varg's butt hole.”


Gora turned her head in anger: “She doesn't!”


“I bet I could get the little woman to lick my butt hole.”


The young ogresses turned away in disgust but grinned and sniggered as well. The handmaiden's face was wet with tears and Birthe shouted like a baying dog.


Urkununa seemed to like that though.


“Come here.” She bent and reached for the crying woman, the only adult and still more helpless than any child against them.


Valla snatched the woman's arm and wanted to yank her away as well: “Stop it!”


But the other caught the handmaid's other arm and crushed it firm in her grasp. Valla was thirteen, already eight meters tall, but Urkununa was a year older, just as tall and heavy. She pulled tight and the woman screamed in pain and terror.


“Stop!” Birthe shouted. “You'll tear her apart!”


Urkununa seemed willing to do just that, pulling even harder so Valla gave in and let go. The cruel ogress laughed.


“Afraid to kill her, huh?” She sneered, lifting her screaming prize carelessly into the air.


Then she lowered her eyes to Uriwin's daughter: “Do you want to watch me squish her head?”


“What does a handmaid do anyway?” Another ogress asked, looking on in eerie fascination.


Killing was always fascinating, but unlike Valla these young brutes had not understood that the situation had changed and Varg wanted them to get along so they could have an entire kingdom for themselves.


Back at the camp Valla had killed often. She had skinned several humans while being taught by her mother and trampled several others either when she felt bored or when she was playing with the other youngsters. Once she had pissed on a woman in a latrine hole, but the woman was stuck in the muck and couldn't get away and Valla had aimed the stream straight for her little mouth. By the time she was done the woman had drowned.


Those days were over though. There was no army of slaves any more to do with as they pleased. Free humans were protected and slaves were few. Most ogresses had already turned much less violent.


“She brushes my hair, changes my linens and sees that my clothes get washed!” Birthe shouted through tears. “She sees that I have enough candles in my room as well and she empties my chamberpot!”


Urkununa laughed terribly, pointing at Valla who didn't understand a thing: “You've got a new handmaiden now so you don't need the old one any more. And if you don't shut up I'll only crush her quicker.”


Tears ran down the woman's face but she clenched her teeth shut at the words. She hung dangling by her arm and it looked immensely painful. Valla was angry though.


“I'm not!” She shouted and Birthe yelped when her midriff was squeezed in her fist. “I don't brush nobody's hair!”


“That I can see.”


Urkununa always had snide remarks for everything. Right now she was playing at the fact that her own hair was in nice, brown curls while Valla's was a strawy tangle of knots.


“Don't, huh, crush me!” Birthe begged.


How Valla ever became her champion she didn't know. She had crushed and killed more humans than any of them, except perhaps Urk who was tormenting her. It was only that her mother had commanded her to keep the little lady safe.


In the background Gora had been starting to step on the fool a while ago but she only noticed now. The young ogress' steps were ginger though, timid. She wasn't well accustomed yet to what happened when treading on a human with her full weight.


“Urk?” A boy's voice said suddenly.


It had gotten really dark by now, where they were, in between the trees. At the beginning of the altercation, the five young males had stood at some distance and watched as they always did. Valla had forgotten all about them.


Evidently they had gone, caught three humans and returned, their catch dangling from their fists, alive and kicking.


“We brought you wild humans you can crush.”


Urkununa's attention was captured immediately.


They were of the ones who had been here before, weird people clad in furs that grunted and sniffled like hogs. Varg and some other adults had been able to speak to them but of the young ones no one spoke the old tongue.


“What do you want for them?”


The boy that had spoken grinned sheepishly: “Two things. You must let go the one that Valla wants and then Valla and you must give each of us a kiss, you for getting the three we caught and Valla for getting her little lady's pet back.”


They were playing at being real males, Valla understood.


“A kiss?!” Urkununa spat. “I'll just crush this one and then I'll beat you if you don't give me the others.”


The tallest boy was six meters, no match for her.


“That's against the rules!” He complained.


“It's true, Urk.” Valla joined in. “If you want three instead of one you have to give the handmaid up or you'll get a spanking.”


Urkununa was clearly torn now. Three was better than one but the maid was her only way to torment Birthe and thereby Valla. Valla didn't really care in truth, only fearing that she'd be blamed somehow. In the background the fool was grunting under Gora's half-hearted stomps.


Valla went to seal it: “If you choose the one, my mother is going to hear all about this and she's bigger than your mother and more powerful too. If you choose the three I'll promise I won't have seen a thing.”


“Fine!” Urk snapped, thrusting out the dangling woman for Valla to take her.


Giving kisses was a cheap price. Valla didn't mind though wondering what the boys wanted with them. She understood something about the relationship between grown males and females but it seemed ages away from her vantage point.


Urkununa acted as though she was disgusted by it and the young males were proud, grinning like flayed humans. While the cruel ogress started killing, Valla rescued the fool. He was battered but alive, for once no cheeky rimes on his lips. His wood harp had gotten crushed under an uncaring foot but Valla was glad for it. She'd never liked his songs.


Urkununa gave her three victims pointless taunts they didn't understand before stepping on each one just so much that some bones snapped but they didn't die. It didn't look much fun since they didn't understand what she said and were not even able to beg comprehensively either. No later had she trampled the last of them to death that new humans broke through the undergrowth.


It was that outlaw leader, Badluck Robin, and ten of his men with longbows at his back.


“Oh, bloody shite!” He lamented when he saw what Urk had done.


He looked painfully around at all of them before frowning: “Don't get any ideas now lassies, eh? We're here to get you to the village. The fat lord surrendered and your mothers want to know that ye're safe. Don't anyone need to know 'bout this, not from my lips neither. Just come along and be nice.”

End Notes:

 

 

Thinking about commisioning a musician to do Krool's songs as an mp3 and uploading them to DA. Yes, some of those songs are plainly rip offs. A day only has twenty four hours...

Chapter 37 by squashed123
Author's Notes:

PDF available here: patreon.com/squashed123

You should really get the PDF because there is map material and stuff like that.

Hope you enjoy. Thanks.

 

 

 

Janna watched the herd of toys while Laura undressed. She already started playing. Eight soldiers there were, clinging to their spears as though they were in fact the weapons their makers designed them to be. They were less than toothpicks, splinters at best, never of any consequence to the fate of their beholders, faced with Janna's weight. She giggled when the first one compacted under her butt cheek.


Laura loved being as big as she was never more than in moments like this. The little ones begged and cowered as usual. Any attempted flight Janna put an individual but immediate end to. By now it was matter of habit that a young, fit female be used for sex, which was what Janna and Laura were anticipating. A fleeing peasant girl, therefore, was picked up gently and put back, albeit with a brief, reminding squeeze. An older, uglier or dirtier person was only fit for death, and so ripped apart or squished in between two all-powerful fingers. Some woman and her three little runts made a run and were ground to mush in Janna's mouth a moment later.


“I thought you were full.” Laura teased, wriggling out of her panties whereby exposing the yet even darker turn of events ahead.


Janna shrugged and grinned: “They're small.”


She picked up a soldier by his spear and lifted him up. Habits were hard to break, and the fool never thought to let go of it ere he was up too high to do it. So, he only clung tighter, and even tighter yet when the pink, wet cave of Janna's mouth was below him. Janna blew on him and shook him, but to no effect.


“Please don't eat me!” The man cried in tears. “Please don't eat me! Please don't eat me!”


Janna puckered her lips, sucked him off his spear and swallowed him alive. There was a learning effect because the next one she tried to take that way let go immediately and the others dropped their weapons for good.


One shouted: “We surrender!”


As if it made any difference.


“Come here then.” Janna pointed to the ground next her hip. “Just so we know.”


“We too! We surrender!” A woman squealed but Janna gave her a vicious flick with the finger when she tried to follow the men.


Then she lifted her butt off the ground, slipped half-way out of her jeans and came back down just far enough to flatten those who had just foolishly deemed themselves lucky. The realization that there was no way out of this was readable on every tiny face.


While Janna undressed, Laura started sorting.


“Old man, squish.” She mumbled smilingly while crushing an old man's head.


Women past menopause were too old to fuck, even to death. There had been fifty to sixty people in the beginning, so there were plenty to choose from and being picky over.


“You and you and you...” She shooed the ones unfit for purpose to the side.


That moment when Janna's bra came off was always glorious and must have been even more for the little people. Several hundred tons of tit flesh was not something anyone was likely to ever have seen before. Her nipples were hard and erect too, though not from cold.


Laura sorted out the last few, glad to count at least twenty females of desirable age.


“Look at me, I've got piercings.” Janna giggled suddenly.


A blonde, naked and horrified peasant girl was dangling from each of her nipples, clinging on for dear life. Janna shook her chest and made her heavy breasts sway, but not enough to shake them loose. Their nakedness reminded Laura.


“Undress.” She told the assorted playthings in a tone that brook no argument.


While they followed she went forward on her knees, uncaring of the shrieks she produced and leaned over to Janna's left mountainous breast.


“You look yummy.” She told the involuntary adornment and went to lick up from the bottom of Janna's breast until both girl and nipple were in her mouth.


“Gods!” The other one screamed when she saw what was happening, counting two and two together and contemplating the drop below.


It wasn't her turn yet. Laura filled her mouth with spit and sucked on the immensity of Janna's teat, using the little female as a prop to stimulate the nipple, round and round and no say in it at all. Janna moaned and threw back her head until Laura let go, taking the prop with her to swallow.


“Gods, no!” Cried the other one whence her turn came.


Laura gave a light burp, indicating that the first one had arrived at the grizzly destination. The taste of Janna's skin was stronger than the taste of the little female.


“Oh, God.” Janna moaned, almost in echo.


Laura checked down back in between her legs. The young girls were important, blocked from two sides in between her knees and legs on either side. The expendables, the rejects were on he right side of Laura's right knee. All were huddled together and not trying to flee for now, unwittingly allowing the moment to happen. And it was great.


It wouldn't last forever though and Laura was not willing to let anyone escape. She lifted her right leg over them to position herself and went down rear end first. The fit was neat. She wasn't sorry for the pops, cracks and squelches under her cheeks when her weight came settling. Her butt wasn't as large, nor neigh as meaty as Janna's but shapely and very firm, the product of quite some favourable genes, along with activity. Laura had enough self-awareness to know that she was lazy, but her periods of lethargy were most usually followed by adventurous activism, hiking, sight-seeing or such like.


As things stood, her behind bulldozed everything quite nicely. Her nether lips were soft, moist, swollen and sensitive. She could feel some trapped beings suffocating there, pleasing her with their squirming. It were just rejects though, no centre piece in the dirty, lustful play. The precious ones were next to her crushing but, scared stiff and looking on in terror.


Meanwhile, Janna had made a decision, laying on her back and waiting to be pleased as well. Her legs were spread, her sex open, glistening with excitement.


“Oh gods, what have we done to deserve this?” A girl lamented on the ground.


Tiny hands tried to cover tiny bodies, clinging to whatever constituted stability once. There was only one stable factor, far as Laura could see. Power. And she had all of it now, visible in the fact that all of them were naked. They could have died just the same with their clothes on, or perhaps with a shred of dignity saved.


“You're smaller than us.” She husked an unwarranted, smirking reply.


And how much smaller they were, perhaps twice as tall as just her pinkie's fingernail. The bitter emptiness on their faces didn't last very long, replaced with terror when she picked one up and dragged her across Janna's labia.


“Put her in!”


The girl was fighting for her life, already drenched in the palpable excitement of the womanhood which to please was to be her life's last purpose. The gates of hell lay at the bottom. Janna was a tight fit, though Laura's finger was slim. When she withdrew, the girl remained inside, trapped.


“Oh god!” Janna gasped. “More!”


The next one pleaded: “Please don't do th-”


Once more Laura pushed the living toy into her lover's sex. Then she looked over to Furio and Graham, checking if everything was alright. On one leg, the Mad Lioness was hopping and lashing out at the frail, little men, all the while having to stop every now and then on account of the pain her obliterated foot was giving her. Graham the map guy had found a stick but was too much of a coward to use it. The scene made Laura grin all the more.


“Mhhh!” Janna urged, her breathing heavy, lips pressed together, eyes closed.


Laura obliged, seeing the next three girls off with a smile before sacrificing them to Janna's pleasure. A fourth she placed into her mouth without a word. The poor thing thought she was being eaten and thrashed around as best as she could. If the ones in Janna behaved anything like that it explained the wreathing and gasping that the big girl had fallen into. Laura was keen to see her reaction to the next bit. The tiny girl came out, drenched in saliva but lucky to see the light of the world once more. When she saw where Laura was taking her now, she only screamed.


“Ah! Hey!” Janna's head shot upwards, looking to see.


She had never done anal, Laura knew and still had not asked before crossing the threshold. It went accordingly. The girl went into Janna's butt just up to her tiny hips before Janna clenched. Laura burst out with laughter when the girl she tried to shove in was suddenly pulled inwards and squelched as if by an industrial press that had gotten hold of an unfortunate worker.


“You crushed one with your butt hole!” She managed, almost in tears with laughter.


Half the little thing came tumbling out, and some obliterated threads of the rest.


“Fucking stop that.” Janna hissed, anxious to get off. “Just...”


A plaything managed to get out of Janna, or would have almost, because as soon as it's little form was squirming out Laura shoved it and a new one back inside.


“Are they fighting?”


“Mhm...” Janna only managed that much while being overcome with the sensations.


Beneath Laura all the rejects had been crushed to death at that point, so she took yet a good one, red-haired, pale and lanky but beautiful, and started pleasing herself with it. The dead ones she could see in the imprints of her butt cheeks were just flat; and that made her oddly proud. The lanky girl kicked and screamed and she could feel the build up of something glorious in her loins.


Initially, Laura had wanted half of the girls, but now she saw that she didn't need them. One was enough, and with the others giving was as good as getting. So, she started stuffing Janna like a turkey on thanksgiving, using two fingers instead of one and ignoring the tiny girls' pleas.


“Oh my God!” Janna started clawing and kneading her breasts with her hands.


In her vagina, the little ones fought against Laura's fingers and the slick, moist, crushing sex that engulfed them. Laura took two and dumped them in between Janna's tits where they were promptly felt, pinned and squelched by tit flesh.


The last remaining peasant girl awaited being shoved into Janna's cunt like a trooper, only Laura took her in her mouth instead and went down to do to Janna's clitoris what she had done to each of her nipples before. Sandwiched in between Laura's tongue and Janna's love-knob, the girl became just another thing, only as good as it was still able to struggle.


Laura was down on her knees and a hand, the other in between her own legs and her head down in between Janna's. Janna started screaming in ecstasy, orgasming so noisily that Laura was sure it could be heard back in stupid, old Thorwal. She didn't care. They were massive, using people as they pleased for what ever purpose they so desired. Nothing could stop them.


“Stop!” Janna yelled as if on cue, kicking. “Stop, oh!”


Laura closed her eyes and came while shoving the red-head deep into herself. She could stay there. She could die there. Laura didn't care.


Janna was panting as though she had just won a marathon and still she flinched and shook. Their little playthings were making their way out of of her. Such a grotesque display of gargantuan size.


“She's done! Let us go!” A shaking blonde pleaded with Laura's invidious grin.


She was helping others slip out of Janna, naked bodies all greased up with sex. Janna's orgasm had done for many of them it seemed, as they were being dragged out dead or half dead. One came out professing that she could not feel her legs, which was good, because they appeared to be bent at very unnatural angles. Perhaps Laura's finger had carelessly injured them as well. They were so small, so helpless, the tiny things.


“Are they all out?” Janna panted. “You didn't squish one in me, right?”


Laura couldn't have said but shook her head anyway. The red-head she had pushed deep inside herself came out as well, struggling in the direction of gravity. She landed on the earth with soft, wet sound and Laura wasted no time in sitting down directly on top of her, smothering her with her sex.


“A few are alive, I think.” Laura reported the situation between Janna's thighs.


Janna sat up, looking: “That was intense. It felt like they could have gone on forever.”


“I don't think they'd agree.”


The blonde was yet the fittest and looked up at the young, gargantuan woman she had just helped made to orgasm. Laura could only imagine how used she must have felt.


“Did you uh...” Janna's flustered look turn to Laura. “I mean, do you you want...”


“I'm good.” Laura grinned. “We don't need them any more.”


She leaned into the ground until she felt the auburn-haired girl squelch.


“Oh...good.” Janna looked back down and started petting the blond girl's head with her finger. “Thanks for that, little one.”


And without another word she stoop up, looked another time and began to trample them into the dirt.


“Ahh, yes.” She sighed happily. “I think we're done here. Where are our little friends?”


“There.” Laura pointed after a brief search.


The Mad Lioness was still hunting the two cowardly men and had somehow gotten in possession of Graham's stick, little good as it did her.


Janna shook her head and giggled at the sight: “Do you want to squish her?”


“No.” Laura fished her panties off the ground and slipped them on before moving over to put an end to the one-legged tag game.


If she had heard the Lioness' real name before, she had forgotten it. It mattered little in any case. She snatched the girl off the ground and took away the stick, grinding it to nothing in between her fingers.


“Demons!” Screeched the wench right before Laura pulled back the waistband of her panties and let her tumble inside where soon she came to rest against Laura's crotch.


“Let's see if she gets more civil after a while in there.”


“And if not?” Janna asked, wide-eyed.


'I'm gonna break this one as casually as I wear my clothes.' Laura though viciously, but shrugged and said: “She'll sleep in my sock anyway, so I guess it doesn't matter.”


She pulled the waistband up over her hips to keep the little prisoner from escaping.


“Can we move on?” Furio asked from below, impatient and notably out of breath.


Laura looked at him with disdain.


“We didn't even kiss.” Janna came from the side, pulling her away and making up for it.


It was true, they hadn't, and it had all been over rather quickly. A quickie, that's what it had been, and sixty little people had perished for it. There was a huge dent in the ground where Janna and Laura had sat and where Janna had lain. The earth was ripped open were Janna had clawed it in ecstasy. It looked like a battlefield, albeit with fewer bodies than before, up in Thorwal where they had crushed thousands of people at several locations.


Nostrians would know of this place, the holdfast, the village and all that, so Janna and Laura took a minute to trample everything some more and agreed upon telling the lie that they had been attacked by the local lord and his people. This, they agreed, had prompted them to misjudge the situation and thus led to an ad hoc decision to pancake the whole lot and move on. Janna termed the practise as the 'oops-redemption' and it wasn't the first time they used it.


That prompted some jokes for the way forward.


“Your honour, this giant cunt squished my wife and all of my children just for fun! Defendant, what say you? Oops, your honour! The defendant is hereby excused and found not guilty! Now may she please turn around and sit on the court before she goes.”


“Do you think anyone ever enjoyed what we did to them?” Laura asked with a glance to the side.


Janna frowned and shook her head in bewilderment: “What an absurd idea.”


Laura looked forward again, solemn: “Sometimes I can't sleep, thinking about all the horrible things I've done to them.”


Janna looked over, concern fogging the joy on her still flushed face.


Then Laura chuckled: “Picture me awake at night, grinning.”


Janna broke out in laughter, stumbling forward and smashing some roadside trees with her feet. And the trees screamed, only it wasn't the trees but little armed men and women that came pouring out once more.


“Thorwalsh.” Janna observed in joyful astonishment. “The morons went back to the road.”


There were more than two dozen but no more than thirty, far as Laura could see. They had hid in the brush, in the small collection of trees and apparently in some sort of ditch that was there. Now they came pouring out, running every which way at once, easily identifiable by their larger size and Viking-styled attire.


Janna wasted no time and turned people into porridge once more, laughing as she did so. Laura had felt the twitching of the annoying little priestess in her panties but was uninterested sexually for now. That didn't mean that she had lost her taste for stomping people however, and so she hurried to join in, dancing and trampling the fleeing men and women into the ground.


“We should torture some, to ask for that gay paedophile.” She nonetheless reminded Janna between stomps.


But Janna shrugged and shook her head: “Who gives a shit.”


And so the Thorwalsh that had besieged that now flattened holdfast were crushed like roaches in the street. Three tried to swim the Ingval but Janna crouched, picked them up and devoured them.


“Was Hjalmar Boyfucker among them?” Furio asked feverishly when they were done.


The whole thing had taken less than twenty seconds.


Janna bent, extending her hand towards the ground where a group of four had been squelched under her sole. They were pinkish or skin-coloured mush in flattened clothing now though.


“I don't know what he looks like. Can you recognize him?” She asked innocently.


The tiny, powerless wizard got the hint and told her to move on.


-


Stucco often adorned the walls and ceilings of Horasian halls, palaces, villas and bourgeois mansions. It was made from chalk, gypsum, sand and water, or else sometimes it was just cast and moulded from cement. Furio thought it queer that his mind would make him think of it now. Perhaps, he reasoned, it was because it displayed such fragility, reminding him that his own land could be crushed as easily underfoot as this one.


Perhaps though it was to show him the contrast. Nostria was far behind and the best it could boast was stone masonry. That might have meant that Horas could not fall so easily, that he was not committing a foolish mistake. But fool or no, he had orders that he must fulfil. Farmsteads beside the road below were burned and destroyed, just as was to be expected. In one place, three peasant survivors had begun to start a new life on the ashes. They must have been away, or else quick enough to escape when the Thorwalsh burned them out.


They were not quick enough now though, and Janna swayed her path slightly to roll over them like doom, never breaking her stride.


“Thorwalsh collaborators.” She explained without question, fixing Furio with an indifferent gaze. “Why else would they be still alive?”


'Have been still alive.' Furio thought, but that was as much objection as he could muster on behalf of the Nostrians.


To begin with, he did not have much left in the way of compassion after all that he went through, and for the Nostrians even less. He disliked their king and their lords and yearned for the stern, rational leadership of General Scalia. Surely, Scalia would not care for some squashed Nostrian peasants either, and neither would King Andarion the Second.


They left the river and followed the road north east. There were more farmsteads and some inns too, all in ruinous state. They passed a burned out holdfast, a small drum tower this one, with blackened gates that still showed signs of the axes which had smashed them down. This part of Nostria had clearly been hit hardest by the Thorwalsh incursion. It was easily accessible and close to Thorwal still.


It was straining and he was tired of travel all over again but Furio found that if he concentrated on the ground he would not get sick so easily. And it was important to keep an eye out. Making drowsy as they had often turned the giantesses inhospitable towards Graham and him. They were rougher, less concerned, and if per chance a Horasian supply caravan or patrol would emerge Janna and Laura would need some reminder to not trample them into the dirt as they trampled everything else now, including farms that had not been burned but been abandoned.


“Master, what will happen when we reach our glorious army?” Graham, often so eerily silent, asked suddenly through the paralysed, hanging side of his face.


Furio considered.


“His royal magnificence's army, you mean, lad.” He finally corrected. Public ownership of such things as the armed forces was a modern, popular idea, and dangerous all together. “I do not know if there will be a way for you to go home. You are a civilian without station, I do fear.”


He frowned apologetically and went on: “It was my mistake, lad. I should have offered you to join with General Lee and have him give you sufficient coin to buy passage on a ship.”


To his surprise, Graham replied by chewing his half-way hanging lip.


“And if I wanted to continue on with you, master?” He asked hesitantly. “Since your magic seems to have stopped working, it appears you must be a scholar. I like your writings, and I'd like to make some myself.”


“Oh?” Furio turned, very pleased with this indeed. The lad made a fine student. He had even mentioned that somewhere in script.


“A book about suffering, I think.” The lad went on. “Entering a world and seeing universal suffering.”


“Ah, there is not that much suffering yet.” Furio allowed with a smile. “It is just that we are always close to it, up here.”


“As if we took it along with us.” Graham added thoughtfully.


“Suffering is carrying you on her hands, you cute little munchkins.”


Janna's comment interrupted their pleasurable togetherness where for a wonderful moment it had seemed like it was only just the two of them.


Laura inquired as to what they were talking about and Janna chucked: “Suffering.”


Then the giantesses had their cruel laughs.


Furio ignored them: “That sounds Maraskan, almost, lad. And I can think of one or two of Hesinde's servants who had that same notion before you.”


Graham stiffened and looked disgruntled by that and Furio felt that it was his duty to give him hope.


“Best write of what you have seen and experienced and stick to what you know.” He advised. “One thing you can do, a thing that many scholars cannot, is to make your own colourations. Thus, your writing must not be all too perfect. The pictures will speak for you.”


“A picture speaks more than a thousand words.” Remarked Janna from above, much more charming this time.


Graham's eyes were shining and he went through the stacks of paper to marvel at his work thus far.


“I wish we could work while on the move.” He gritted his teeth at the shaking of Janna's gargantuan hand.


Furio smiled: “There must be struck a balance. You need stillness to work, aye, but if you spent the day in stillness would you ever see anything worth writing about, or drawing? Best rest now and work whenever you can.”


“A candle, perhaps, Master, or a lantern, for the nights in which we...?”


“Village!” Laura exclaimed suddenly, already hopping forwards no doubt in anticipation of the helpless souls she would get to extinguish beneath her feet.


“Oldhagen, Master. It must be.” Graham informed.


There were people, Furio saw immediately, and the flatfish banner was flying. That was queer for a village and it indicated king's men about. Janna must have seen that too and called out to Laura in their queer tongue, stopping the living flesh grinders that were her feet.


A motte and bailey castle, framed in palisade stood behind the village on a hill, smouldering in ruins. The village had some fortifications of it's own, a tower and some walls, stake ditch and fence, but looked still intact. Arrows had feathered some areas here and there and bodies were lying around at entrances.


“Let's get closer and see what this is about.” Said Janna.


Her mood had changed for now it seemed while Laura's was still geared toward murder.


“Let's just smash them.”


It would be all too easy, of course. By it's size the village held little more than five hundred souls, far fewer than Janna or Laura were able to annihilate at any given time.


“This place looks more recognizable.” Janna objected. “There's nothing wrong with squishing the odd bugger by the road, but this is still Nostria and we can't always just crush everybody.”


She was edging closer cautiously, which still meant fairly quickly, given her size. And as so many times before, as the giantesses approached, a horn was blown and fighters scrambled to meet them.


'If men could fly they would not fall victim so easily.' Furio thought queerly.


There was a force of longbow and two ranks of spears to protect them but no knight on a horse in sight.


“Let me talk to them.” Furio told Janna. “Perhaps they know where to find the Generalissimo.”


Back on his own feet he suddenly felt much smaller and the muscles in his legs seemed to protest the agonizingly slow pace. Up in Janna's hand one was able to move so quickly that one could observe several wholly different parts of the world in a single day. But alas this was his size and the short, minuscule legs he was born with.


'To think that I felt tall once, among men.'


“Lad, a pipe, if you please.”


Graham began stuffing on the walk.


“Lower 'em bows!” A sergeant called out when they approached, the pipe smoking happily and Furio already much more content.


The man was short but broad of shoulder, helmetless, bald and otherwise clad in surcoat and mail. He did not carry a shield but from his belt dangled on a hook some monstrous, shiny cleaver of the military variety. The corpses around were smelling, some Nostrian and some clearly Thorwalsh.


The sergeant looked from Furio to Graham and back: “You're that wizard feller, him with the giants. Heard all about you. What you want?”


If one hadn't been missing he would have had two very prominent front teeth.


“We mean you no harm, Sir.” Furio allowed. “As we are travelling to the Andergastian border we happened upon your village and wanted to inquire as to whether you knew where to find our great General Scalia of the Horasian army.”


He felt it was a good thing to say. This was a hard man and seemed to be not a bad one. He and and his soldiers had clearly been defending the village against the raiders; and successfully so, which was more than many others could boast.


“Him 's at Joborn.” The sergeant replied flatly, much to Furio's surprise. He hadn't really expected the man to know.


“How come you know?”


“Smart wizard, are ye. Didn't you just ask it of me? T'was the ogre attack a few days past. Walked straight through the river north of old Jo and gutted a folly of your friends. What's it with them giants and Thorwalsh 'tacking at the same time? Didn't think them lot shared blood, but who knows.”


He spat onto the ground while Furio puffed on his pipe, trying to decide whether or not he had just heard anything important.


“Anyhow,” The sergeant pointed impatiently, “Joborn's that way. They call it the trample path, heard that's what 'em creatures 'o yours love to do so much. But there's no tramplin' in this place. Stay well away. We been sent here to defend this village, and that's what we'll do.”


Furio felt trespassed against by the suspicion, be it utterly justified or not: “We happened upon a troop of Thorwalsh on the road and they got, uh...well trampled as well.”


“Ah, there's more of 'em lurking abouts, have no fear.” The man dismissed him. “We're havin' us a fine ol' time here without you. Eh, lads?!”


The spears and bows remained silent as stone, looking grimly at Janna and Laura in the distance. One word from Furio and all of them would be smears, but that would be wrong. He sensed that this sergeant was exactly the kind of man Nostria needed more of.


“What happened to the castle?” Furio asked when he had already turned to go.


The short, barrel-chested man spat on the ground again.


“Thorwallers burned it the night before the first charge. Keep the peasants from barring up in there, see?” Then he chuckled. “Little good it did 'em. Some of 'em farmhands is a hard lot. Drove 'em off with pitchforks. Now them farmhands is under arms in some other place, and we 's here in theirs”


Furio nodded thoughtfully while the other gave him a weighing stare.


“If you follow the trample path, you'll happen by Mirdin.” The sergeant added. “My daughter married the inn-keep's son, young fool. No doubt got himself killed by now. If she still lives, would you get her to Joborn save?”


“That would not be wise.” Furio replied after tellingly short consideration.


In all likelihood the giantesses would grow bored with the girl and abuse her in one way or another and ultimately crush or eat her.


“Mh.” The sergeant muttered but the look they exchanged in parting made Furio feel obliged to try and prevent Mirdin from ending up underfoot in any case, if it still existed.


They came upon it less than an hour after moving on, showing how small the world must be to Janna and Laura. The land was hills and valleys but that mattered equally little to the gargantuan girls. Thankfully, a “these are good people” had been enough to convince Janna not to let Laura pulverize Oldhagen for sport. Of Mirdin, there was little left that could have been pulverized. It was all burned cinders and ash.


The situation was the reverse of Oldhagen, in fact. Amazingly, there was a castle here too and it still stood proud and occupied, the refuge of the villagers who had taken up bows and spears from the armoury and rushed onto the walls to see the new threat now. The reason why it was still there should serve as a lesson to castle builders. It was made of huge, imperishable stone blocks and was situated atop a cliff of rock with only one narrow, stony way up. Mighty round drum towers framed it in every one of it's four corners, providing plenty of opportunity to feather any oncoming enemy with arrows.


Furio did not know what the motte and bailey had been. Perhaps it was just another holdfast, or some lords secondary seat or something of that nature. This place was something else, a primary seat for certain and without a doubt older than most people around. Nobody ever built such a fortification for the sake of peasants, while nonetheless they benefited from it's being there.


“We're bypassing this place I guess, Furio?” Janna asked when she had assessed the situation.


Looking into the village, he could clearly make out what had been the inn.


He decided against sober judgement: “Take me close. Just walk by so I can shout to them.”


Janna obliged while Laura was walking ahead, first towards the village so maybe she could step on something there but then around it perhaps so she would not get her feet caked in ashes. It occurred to Furio that she had simply overlooked the castle altogether.


“Arrows!” Someone shouted on the walls and shaking, unsteady hands reached into their quivers.


“Do not loose!” Furio shouted back. “We come in peace!”


Janna stopped for a moment: “If I take one of your flimsy little arrows I swear I will make this castle my seat.”


Furio wondered whether she had made the wordplay intentionally, but in the end that mattered little. Large and imposing as it was, the fortress would still roughly fit beneath Janna's rump and was nowhere near strong enough to withstand her. Had she not been so terrifyingly huge, one would have said of Janna that she had good childbearing hips and the buttocks of a crafty washerwoman. Furio had already seen sufficiently of what it did to men and the structures they inhabited.


“Stay your hands!”


A noble emerged on the crenels, young, tall and fair by the looks of him, clad in mail and with a mop of thick black hair, a blue cape around his young, strapping shoulders.


“Is it you, the mage with the monsters?” He called.


The castle was situated so high that it was just ten meters below Furio's station on Janna's hand.


“Aye, it is me! We mean you no harm!”


“Go away then!” The youth called back.


Furio pressed his lips together and gathered strength to make the strange request his heart told him he must make.


“We have not come for you, young lord.” He shouted while Janna was still moving closer.


Arrows couldn't harm her in truth and if any fool loosed a shaft at her she would have a perhaps convenient excuse to make use of her magnificent buttocks. That would mean the inevitable flattening of the good sergeant's daughter though, if she was still alive and had found refuge here.


“We are looking for the wife of the inn-keep's son. Is she here, and well?”


By now he could see the expression on the young man's face. He couldn't be older than fifteen and was looking baffled and afraid. He looked at the men brandishing bows on the wall-walks, saying nothing for a time.


“Inkeep died!” Some rough voice announced somewhere eventually. “Son's off with milord, huntin' raiders!”


“And what of his wife?!” Furio tried his luck once more.


Much as he couldn't see who had spoken he was equally aware that someone might launch an unsuspected arrow. As close as they were by now it might well hit him or Graham too and that would be a mess since he did not have magic to fix that now.


“I saw her!” Someone else answered from further below where the spearmen stood.


“What does she stand accused of?” The young noble demanded to know. “I warn you, wizard! Have know that in my father's lands no crime, no punishment without law, long as I hold his seat in his absence!”


Furio almost smiled by the defiant way the young lord juggled that dangerous idea, knowing that it would be discarded at the first pressure from the king, or else at the next best convenience.


“That is a very smart principle, little man.” Janna acknowledged however, utterly out of the blue.


'And what crimes did the ones commit which you subjected to your weight, your belly or your...parts?' Furio thought despairingly.


Apparently, to Janna, crossing her path was an offence warranting capital punishment. It wasn't of course. She was just a hypocrite, albeit one with the power over life and death. In his writings he couldn't mention this similarity to a corrupt lord, though he found it one of the mos striking aspects of her.


“She is not accused!” He announced to the young lad who had almost fallen to his death when the female behemoth had addressed him so suddenly. “We wish only to bring words of greeting!”


Once again terror and puzzlement mixed almost comically on that smooth, noble face, but Furio was about done with him.


“My lady!” He charmed when an equally puzzled and terrified woman in beer-stained apron and dress was brought forth by a spearman clenching her tender arm. “Are you the daughter of the deceased inn-keep's son?”


“A...aye, m-...milord!”


Her voice was shaking and she seemed not to be able to decide whether to bow or to curtsy, the movement ending up as some grotesque waddle. Cute, in fact. She did not share the thick arms or barrel chest of her father, only his prominent front teeth of which she had still both in her mouth.


“I am sorry to terrify you, sweetling! My purpose is only to see that you are safe, a duty hereby entrusted onto your young lord, and to give word of your father, the sergeant who holds Oldhagen against the Thorwalsh with unquestionable loyalty and knightly valour!”


The last part was a sweet morsel that had entered his mind just then. Nostria had new knights to make to replace the dead ones and if anybody why not that good sergeant. He was a rough piece of cloth to be sure, but this was no land for silks.


“Th...thank you, m...milord!” The girl was in tears.


They might have been on account of terror, faced with Janna's crushing immensity, but Furio liked to think that at least part of them were of joy.


-


Dari could never have imagined that things would turn out so well as she swirled the wine in her cup. It was cat piss and completely overpriced, but she didn't mind. She had come a long way to get here, the Alderman's Cellar, one of the best wine inns in the city of Andergast.


Lord Kraxl, the idiot, the coward, the future king, had cast his unused sword into the dirt before Varg the Impaler's feet. That had set everything in motion. The Lord had been in command at Lauraville after Edorian Zornbold's injury and subsequent death and he had been the one who rode out to meet the army of ogres and negotiate.


Like a fool, Dari had tried to hide in the village but the ogres decided to turn it upside down and make slaves of the villagers and soldiers.


“Don't, I'm still inside!” She had screamed like a little girl when the massive ogress Trundle meant to flatten the shed that was her hiding place.


Trundle wasn't as tall as Nagash had been but was strong and muscled and easily more of a monster. She was younger, so maybe that was why, looking like an early developed sixteen year old gal with that sort of vague appeal that some peasant girls had. Her hair grew from her head like wet straw, giving hint of what was inside and her eyes were as blue and cold as ice. However much she looked the peasant did she act like a spoiled lordling's daughter, every bit as selfish, reckless and cruel as that.


Before coming to the shed Dari had seen her chase a young spearman out of a haystack.


Her eyes gleamed with malice when she tripped him with her foot. Then she moved over him while he crawled. She couldn't have weighed more than Nagash but she sure looked heavy with her womanly figure, broad hips and all that. Her breasts were fleshy and pale but grew conically, like they weren't fully done growing yet. To the little guy that mattered preciously little. She laughed as her naked rear end pounded his puny form into the ground, young breasts bouncing merrily. He was still breathing when she got up the first time but after that she repeated the process over and over until all his bones were smashed and what was left of him was so deep in the ground beneath her arse that Dari couldn't see it any more.


Trundle showed her the result though, after the reveal, stating: “I like smashing you little things.”


Then she had pushed Dari to the ground and proceeded to sit on her.


Nagash had cracked some of Dari's ribs while abusing her, just before the Andergastian army conquered Lauraville. Xardas, the wizard, had later healed that with a touch of his hand, but since his death and all that had transpired, back on that fateful hill, Dari had felt the pain return every now and then.


Trundle would have done more than crack a few ribs however. She would have sat on Dari like on a pillow and flattened her just like that unlucky soldier; and all just for fun too. Alas, Dari, the accomplished assassin, was spared the pointless squelching by a teenaged, ogrish behind.


“Halt, she's important!”


Boom, Trundle had sat down anyway and Dari's world went dark. That huge sadist's arse had human bite marks on it, other people who had met their end there.


“What's she important for, you worm?” The ogress' voice vibrated through her body while Dari was fighting for breath, feeling her very bones bend, moments from snapping.


The collapse of her ribcage was prevented by doubt, sown by the stranger's words. Trundle was holding back, steadying her weight with her hands.


“She is.” Dari could barely hear his voice. “Get off her, perhaps she's not broken yet. Don't make me tell Varg about this.”


Light flooded Dari's eyes and she could breathe again.


“She'd be squelched if I had used my whole weight.”


Pouting, Trundle stomped off, right through the hut in which Dari had been hiding. The man who had saved her was not called Sir Egon, nor was he anywhere as handsome as that. He was short, dressed in travel-stained blacks, balding and had a pointy snout like some grossly enlarged rat. But Dari could have kissed him anyway.


The same man, Sly, was sitting opposite her now drinking the same cheap wine for the same expensive price.


“I welcome the respite,” he grinned in the way that had no doubt earned him his name, “but we should have chosen a grubbier tavern.”


“I don't think so.” Dari saluted him and drank. “I bought a much too expensive dress to go anywhere else.”


She laughed light-headedly. It had been long since she'd last enjoyed wine.


“I should have bought some velvets.” He lamented, tugging at his old, used up garb. “I look like the brigand I am. We're drawing eyes.”


“A rich brigand and an expensive courtesan.” She winked. “Besides, they're all robbers in this city.”


“I have seen the price of bread.” He frowned into his cup. “So many mouths. Varg will bend it straight.”


“By putting food into them or reducing their number of mouths?”


Sly chuckled: “Both, like as not. But Varg knows that every hand can plough a field or hold a hammer and that every cock and cunny will make new hands. She's not like to squash the foundation of her own power, no matter how much her ogresses love killing.”


“Let them kill the old and useless ones.” Dari suggested in turn. “They're...well...”


She chuckled but Sly shook his pointy face: “It's not like that. The old ones are keeping it all together. Auntie's childbearing days might be over but her idiot daughter is having litter after litter and would drown herself and all of them in the river if not for her mother's care. Her son, the builder who can lift twice his own weight would get himself squashed by a collapsing wall if his gouty old man wouldn't put up the string for him so he can build straight.”


“Phex!” Dari leaned back in her chair and grinned.


Sly was an exceedingly smart man. This whole thing had been his idea to begin with. The army of ogres was not yet arrived, lumbering on through the forest with all their slaves and possessions but Dari, Sly and a lizard-skin wearing sellsword named Brock had ridden forth to the city. Sly had known that the gates were barred before they arrived, so they had brought climbing equipment and scaled the walls in the night. It was a laugher.


After assessing the city's strength, Brock had climbed back out to report to Varg. Dari and Sly remained to deal with the queen if she refused to negotiate. The city had to be taken without fighting, too valuable as one of the last spots in the kingdom not in ruins.


The Impaler had not been happy about that at all, but Sly had convinced her. If truth be told, Dari didn't know if it was really prudent or if he just wanted some time off. It mattered little to her in any case. She was back in the saddle. Just like Diego, Sly had recognized her from that former job where they had worked together. The ogres didn't touch him or his associates and they had Steve and Christina as their hostages to ward against Laura and Janna. Well, Varg had them, in truth, but that was as good as it was ever going to get. Seen from that vantage point, Dari was saver now than she probably could have been in Gareth. Janna and Laura still loomed as a threat, but hadn't shown their gigantic faces in a while.


“More wine!” She snapped her fingers at a serving girl.


One had to pay up front in these dire times, and so she produced a piece of silver from her pocket and placed it on the table with a resounding tat. Money didn't smell, and as long as one paid there were always welcoming embraces everywhere.


“At once.” The shy girl hurried away with the money.


“What do you think Trundle would do to one like her?”


“Squash her with her rear, like she meant to do you.” Sly shrugged. “Varg would shove a stake up her arse and watch her die. The Skinners would pull off her hide, rub her wreathing body in salt and char her over a fire till it was crisp and black. Then they'd eat her. Weepke would cleave her in two for practise and Gundula Maidenstomper doesn't carry that name by accident. Some would have the poor thing pleasure them first, but that don't make the grease fat now, does it.”


Dari would have made an excellent sex slave but the days when bigger women could just use her like that were over.


“Bergatroll had a penchant for girls like that.” She said. “It was a good thing Varg beheaded her.”


Bergatroll had been Nagash's mother and terribly wroth over her death. When Varg told her that she wouldn't get to squash anyone in revenge, she started rampaging and attacked the Impaler outright. Varg wore armour though and carried an enormous weapon.


“Yes, that was a good thing.” Sly agreed. “Those goat and sheep will go a long way in feeding this city. We couldn't have hoped for better.”


“What became of Lord Mannelig, her husband?”


With all these new developments, Dari couldn't possibly keep track of everything. Sly could somehow, but not she, and she didn't really care either. It was all behind.


The raider shrugged again: “He wasn't in very good shape after his wife dragged him along on a foot chain. Loved her still though, that weird man. With his tears not even dry Varg had him marry some lower giantess and they consummated that very night. She crushed him, she says by accident.”


“Oh.” Dari made, not caring at all.


The common room was a pleasant place, nicely decorated with a tapestry depicting some knight's heroic fight against druids, ogres and dragons. There were some wood carvings depicting peasants tolling fields and some items of religious nature.


“And so we ended up in possession of all those goat and sheep. Suddenly I feel hungry for some mutton, what do you think?”


“I'm stuffed like a goose.” She waved off at the platters of picked bones between them.


Sly had had roasted chicken with a side of beets and buttered bread. Dari had eaten honeyed suckling pig, pumpkin soup, onions and mushrooms. It was enormously expensive but they had taken lots of gold in case there needed to be bribes. So far they had only used the money on themselves and they would have to buy people out of their rooms later. The city was packed with people from every corner of the kingdom fleeing raiders and ogres and the two gargantuan behemoths that were Janna and Laura.


About the latter two, interesting rumours had developed. They were said to have gigantic tentacles, anywhere between two and thirteen. Others swore they were as beautiful as gods while still others swore that they were gods either from the pantheon of the Twelve or from some other superstition. They were all wrong, but what most got right by now was a development of language.


Before all this madness the terms giant an ogre used to be used interchangeably whereas now giants was most commonly relied upon to mean Janna and Laura and ogre to mean Varg and her equally horrifying lot.


“Between giants and ogres.” Was an expression Dari had overheard a grey-bearded mercantile man utter when they had entered the Alderman's Cellar.


The wine came in a half-filled jug but Dari poured immediately without complaint.


“You think we'll make it?” She asked, raising her cup.


“With you on our side, how could we not?” His smile again. “You did brilliantly on the walls.”


She frowned insecurely: “That over the wall thing was a breeze.”


“That...” He stopped and set down his cup, looking incredulous for a moment. “Do you think everyone can climb like a squirrel and murder two guards without ever making a sound?”


Then she smiled, flattered.


Dari had been the first up, climbing rotten stones and gaps in the crumbling mortar, before tying a rope to a half trustworthy crenel and throwing the other end down for Sly and Brock. When an archer came patrolling by, whistling some song, she had hidden behind a barrel of pitch by an arrow stash and rammed her blade down his throat as soon as he passed her. Then she threw down the corpse so the men could hide it. A short while after that, Brock already on the rope, a spearman with a torch came wondering about the thump he had heard and Dari threw her dagger through his eye from twenty yards away. Sly had given her a good dagger that she kept concealed beneath her dress in a sheath tied just above her right knee now.


“To Andergast.” She proposed, raising her cup a little higher.


“And to us.” Sly's met hers. “We're made.”


Finally they drank together.


“Did you know we infiltrated the Horasian scouts?” He grinned.


“Really?” She asked, intrigued. “What for?”


“Well, to keep them from interrupting our plans.” He explained, leaning back in his chair. “They think we're sitting right across from them at Joborn, waiting for the right moment to attack. So, they sit there and wait for us in turn, never thinking of coming to us. It was easy enough. They rely too much on Nostrians and Andergastian traitors for their scouting. Their spy network is damn near impenetrable though.”


Dari refilled their cups on the table: “And what do we do if they find out they've been fooled after this city falls? What if they decide to attack?”


Sly laughed and smirked so much that he almost seemed to cry: “Ah, Horas is about to find itself in a whole lot of other trouble. The giantesses that kept you prisoner? The fools have allied with them.”


So that was where Janna and Laura had been all that time, Dari thought. She wasn't sure how that was a good thing though, other than facilitating her ultimate escape from them. Horas was Varg's most immediate threat at the moment.


“Supposedly, they sent them to their eternal enemies of Thorwal, settling some old debts.” Sly went on to explain, answering nothing.


“Crushing some things flat, you mean.” She commented dryly. “Are they back yet?”


It was hard to picture. Thorwalsh had always seemed huge to Dari, tiny even among men as she was, and they were so upright, proud and fierce. Janna and Laura were a lot larger than them, however.


Sly seemed unconcerned: “None that I heard of, but word does not travel all that far, so they might be.”


He turned his wine cup on the table, still grinning as though he had received a gift.


Dari was still at a loss: “What makes you so happy about this? I told you, yes, they cared about Steve and Christina quite a lot, but if they somehow change their minds in that regard, what stops them from coming here and ending this war with their feet? Janna could squash Varg just by sitting on her, just like Trundle would have squashed me if you hadn't come.”


“Varg anticipates that.” Sly shrugged amicably. “They are a threat, aye, but with the hostages and the ogres they are a greater threat to everyone else. The ogresses have made weapons and armour, as you saw, and they are numerous enough to fight them if need be.”


Back when Nagash had been alive, Dari had noted that a person was about as tall to an ogress as an ogress was to Laura and Janna, so that part might have been true. Still...


“Horas is our enemy.” She protested. “You said they were our biggest threat. I would have said second biggest but that doesn't matter any more, seeing as our biggest and second biggest threats have combined!”


“Gareth is a threat too.” He smirked reminiscently. “The largest empire in the world? And don't forget Thorwal, provided there is anything left of it to threaten us. The Thorwalsh were the only ones to answer Andergasts call for help thus far.”


She couldn't really decide whether or not he was mocking her. It seemed unlike him. Despite his criminal profession, Sly was a very friendly man, open, trusting and kind, especially to Dari.


“We've got the hetman's son in any case.” She said. “That's like a prince or close enough. And we have the Horasian nobleman Léon Logue, although no one seems to know what worth the man has in the end. Is that why you think we're safe?”


“I heard a story that suggests the hetman's son is worthless now.” Sly frowned, still happily. “Maybe we should keep him anyway. Ever heard of Hjalmar Boyfucker?”


Dari had not and did not know if she should be concerned about any of that either. Thorsten was an oaf, it was Léon who frightened her, if anything, but that was all pushed aside now. Now she only wanted to understand about their current situation and no further distractions.


“Sly, stop the games. What am I missing?”


The brigand leaned forward, folding his arms on the table: “This alliance is best thing that could have happened. We people might be small in this new world, but we are many, and like bugs we crawl every which way.”


“Stop being cryptic for one damned time and tell me what you mean.”


“The world's going to be outraged.” Sly smiled. “Who would ally with such monsters, and to what end? The Horasian nobility will see the immorality in this and start to question their empire's integrity. Gareth will see us as a threat, oh, aye, but see there, cross those lands, an even bigger threat emerges. Suddenly, Varg looks like so much less; and so much more! She wants Andergast. Who ever really wants Andergast? Gareth doesn't, or else it would be part of the empire rather than this shithole of a protectorate.”


Dari started chewing on her finger. It wasn't all that complicated after all.


“So, you think the eagle and the griffin will be at each other's throats and just forget about us?”


“I'm not a poetic man,” He laughed, “but seems to me while those two fight up high in the air there's little inclination to go look for acorns. But Gareth might end up needing us yet. Once, the mages might have been their best hope against the giantesses, but that went all belly up when there stopped to be magic. Now Varg might well hold the best way to deal with those giant behemoths, but she's not going to solve the problems of others just from the kindness of her heart?”


“That's bloody brilliant.” Dari acknowledged in awe.


-


Laura wore her tunic tied to a knot in front of her chest, exposing the flat, sleek shape of her belly. She looked a little like a Novadi dancer that way. In that very belly were the people she had just eaten, some crushed to pulp by her teeth and others swallowed alive between them. Janna's belly contained people too but if there was anyone alive and screaming in there Furio couldn't hear it. It gurgled every once in a while as the gargantuan woman's digestion worked, but that was that.


There had been two more villages on the trample path both burned out and empty, and no hollow-eyed souls sticking around. But Laura had turned up travellers by the wayside, chased them like a child in the streets and then squashed them when she got bored. They didn't look important, meaning they looked poor, and so no consequences were to fear. No one important was around to see the thing either; or if there was, that someone had not been spotted or revealed themselves.


Next, Janna had found an intact orchard. To Furio it had been easily identifiable by the much shorter trees and the order in which they grew but to the gargantuan killing machine that carried him it had been just something funny looking to step on.


When the people that had hidden there came pouring out she called Laura and began to trap them, depositing Furio and Graham on the ground so she could use both hands. Here, the same principle applied. They looked like peasants and so, once discovered, their lives were forfeit.


“I felt like having a bite, just now.” Janna had them know before she started eating them.


And so the two little men watched as the giantesses stuffed the people they were supposed to be allies of into their mouths and devoured them. Janna and Laura made a race of it because there weren't quite enough scrawny peasants for a full meal. They shoved each other and giggled girlishly before going through the orchard and uprooting every one of the apple trees in the process, uncovering someone here, someone there.


Before, Furio had told Janna at her request about that business with the sergeant and his daughter, and she had replied that it was a sweet tale and that he had done good. The fact that there might have been equally good folk among the ones she was chewing in her mouth didn't seem to bother her in the least. And what was done was done. Furio and Graham gathered what apples they found in acceptable shape before Janna took them into her hand again.


Furio was anxious for his arrival at Joborn. On the other hand, there were Horasians there and Janna and Laura had shown no murderousness towards them. There was that incident a while ago when Janna had made the wagoners disappear but that had been a special case. She had been told to get rid of them to keep all this a secret, though that seemed to have been of little use now. The mage was under no illusion however. Horasians would crush just as easily under the giant girls' feet or dissolve in their guts as the countless Nostrians and Thorwallers had.


'Stucco.'


Only then came the vivid memory of Janna trampling imperial soldiers on the day that Furio had first met her.


Then the city was insight and his first impulse was to ask Janna to set him down and wait there. There were farms, dotting the landscape and growing more frequent in appearance closer to Joborn. Those farms would be still largely in tact because of their proximity to the power centre, and protection meant living people and thereby targets for Laura's and Janna's various appetites.


By then it was evening however, and the way would take him and Graham perilously long on their own. Also, he sensed that Laura was curious about the place and would go there anyway, no matter what anyone said. And if one said something that angered her, she'd step on people just out of spite alone.


It was no use with these gigantically grown children. Their moods were like wind and Furio had to go wherever they took him. That wasn't a new realization though, and he suddenly remembered having found a way around it before.


He said: “There will be more farms with people, but it is well within sight of the city.”


That was all and the giantesses were smart enough to figure out the rest for themselves. In doing so, he had not prescribed any course of action and anything that happened would be their responsibility. And it worked. With the poor people of that orchard still passing through their digestion, the mountainous mass murderers behaved like little kittens; albeit just as curious which scared the locals a little more than was necessary.


“Hey ho!” Laura chirped at a young family hurrying into their barn.


The giantesses were visible from far off though and so most people were spared their false courtesies. Nonetheless; some people ran like mad from the wagon they had tried to get unstuck from the muddy path and Janna bent to get it done in their absence. No sooner had she given she vehicle a gentle push with her finger did the donkey on the other end tear itself loose and gallop off as best as it could, hee-hawing all the while.


Laura was already ahead, crouching over a plough abandoned by operator and draft animal both. She took it nimbly in between her fingers and proceeded to plough the field on her own power, which was of course more than a little too equal to the task. She ended up breaking the plough and losing interest, at which point she turned and unwittingly squashed the terrified donkey under her foot.


The guilt on her face vanished as soon as she discovered that it wasn't a person, stuck to the bottom of her sole, and Furio doubted that she would have felt guilty for long in any case. They arrived close enough to Joborn with only the one, four-legged casualty, which was still a formidable résumé as far as he was concerned.


 


“That's rather small.” Laura observed, looking down.


So it looked indeed from on high. It grew somewhat when Janna set him down but even though it had good walls, towers and all that, Joborn could not have housed more than little over a thousand in peacetime. It was quite overflowing now with survivors of the Thorwalsh incursion though and there was many a green surcoat to be seen as well, indicating Horasian men at arms. Over the gate, three banners: white flatfish on blue for Nostria, golden eagle on green for Horas, and red stag beetle on white for the city itself.


'A flatfish and a bug.' Furio thought. 'Nostria did not choose it's sigils wisely.'


The city's colours didn't fit at all. White was Andergastian which carried the green acorn and oak leaves on a white field. The red was offensive in any case. Furio had heard the story that Joborn had switched owners and sides between Andergast and Nostria so often in their perpetual wars that it eventually grew tired of changing it's sigil and made it this way once and for all during a brief time in which it was independent. Of Joborners it was said that they did not care either way as to who ruled them.


To Furio's right, down a small valley was the Ornib, and across the kingdom of Andergast.


“I think they're killing each other in there.” Laura observed curiously, leaning on her toes to get a better view of the city.


With Janna's promise that they would wait there, Furio hurried to the gate with Graham by his side. The gates had been shut and weren't opened to the frantic peasants beating on them with their fists but when a Horasian officer in a green sash spied Furio he finally gave the command.


“Open gate! Unload weapons! Disengage!”


The idea that the artillerists and crossbowmen on the walls and towers could have loosed at the giantesses was frightening to behold, given that the two of them could have plained this city in a matter of minutes just by walking over it several times.


“Do not, ever, have our missiles pointed at them again!” Furio shouted at the officer as a greeting.


The man had shown an engaged, professional demeanour on his approach but now bit back his tongue and paled.


“Back to your station, Lieutenant!” A hastily arrived yet meticulously polished major barked at him, his cuirass catching the light of the setting sun.


Then he smashed his heels together, removed his curved morion half-helm and saluted: “Master Furio? With me! General Scalia wants word!”


Furio nodded and went, dragging Graham along with him. He saw some tumult going on and the city guard handling it roughly.


“Looters.” The major explained swiftly and rash from in front. “We are all a little tense.”


“You are Major Marillio.” Furio replied, more as a question than anything else.


It was the rash, crisp demeanour of the man that made him memorable, not his features. Marillio had a hot temper and was the embodiment of disagreeableness, meaning he always spoke true and bluntly.


“Hipp-hipp hooray for Furio the Red, hahaha! The woe-bringing wizard returns from Thorwal!”


“Hipp-hipp hooray!”


“Lost his colour, ain't he? Someone bring a red cloak!”


The banter came from anonymous men on the walls but Furio felt strangely flattered by it, just as he had last time.


“You are well liked by the men.” The major said, marching down the road in such a hurry that Furio was losing his breath. “You should wear red robes to mark you.”


'I had red robes.' Furio thought bitterly.


The silk shirt Lee had given him was very nice, but the woollen shift a tad simple for his station. It was entirely inappropriate for a major of the army to tell a mage how to dress but Marillio was impervious to such considerations.


“If not for you,” the officer continued, “the men would be fighting against these things before the city; and most likely loosing.”


Furio could only huff, puff and agree. The way to the castle wasn't extremely long from the gate he had entered through. They took a right turn before the central market and made steep up the plateau on which the castle stood.


“I heard ogres attacked here?” He asked between breaths.


“Yes.” Marillio replied immediately. “Their whole army sits across the Ornib, waiting, if the scouts can be believed. It is the reason why we are here. A smaller party led by the Impaler herself crossed the Ingval not ten kilometres downstream. We believe they meant to fall into our backs during the main thrust. They ran against an outpost however and were forced to retreat after enduring heavy losses.”


“And since?”


“Since, they have been waiting, seemingly unsure what to do. They are manoeuvring some, but always remain in reach of here. It is clear that they want Joborn. We have erected new outposts all along the river fronts, a strongly enforced perimeter.”


What did they want with it though, Furio wondered. Far as he could see there wasn't anything special here. Giants were greedy and stupid he supposed and still some doubts lingered. Outside and above the city at the same time, Janna and Laura were talking in their own tongue, loud enough to be heard by everyone inside. It was almost loud enough to be understood over the rattling of the iron portcullis that was being drawn up.


“The lad had best wait without.” Marillio said with a court nod and marched on.


And so, Furio was alone. Not really alone next to the major and a plethora of men at arms that showed up to gape at him but he felt alone all the same. Some cheered from behind the second line where they could not be identified and disciplined by their officers.


The castle had a massive square bergfried, accessible by a steep wooden stair. Two high round towers stood positioned right next to each other and next to the gatehouse were the stables. Two large, timber and brick houses served as living quarters. When the mage and the major wanted to enter the larger one of the buildings, the exiting Major Emilio Rieu hailed Furio amicably.


He too was polished and scrubbed to a shine. Scalia was keeping a tight regiment.


“I am ordered to arrange supper.” The man explained stiffly, twisting his thin, black moustachio. “I thank Hesinde that she gave our great generalissimo the wisdom to bring so many supplies.”


Furio had almost forgotten about it. It was time Janna and Laura had their meal and one that did not consist of human beings.


“Lots of jellied fruit, sweet and southern. They like that.” He advised, passing the officer by. “And meat!”


“I heard they like it when their food squirms.” Marillio commented and ushered Furio on.


They passed through a hall that was empty and dark and went up a flight of stairs to a solar. The major knocked, opened the door and entered last.


General Gaius Scalia sat a table with a quill in his hand, fixing Furio with his eyes. A scribe gathered up parchments and left, closing the door behind. There were only the three of them, far as Furio could see, and they were standing oddly far away.


“It seems secrecy was a folly.” Scalia said after what seemed like an eternity.


He wore green, quilted velvets stitched with thread of gold, his obligatory golden sash and a white ruffle around his neck that made him look more civilian than he was. His hair was white and grew backwards from a widow's beak, giving him a stringent appearance.


“Yes, my lord general.” Furio bowed. “It seems one hundred metre tall beasts are not possible to hide.”


Scalia studied him for a moment longer: “You make light, and yet, did we not send you north to keep the Thorwalsh from threatening our supply lines?”


That part Furio had to own up to, and yet he did feel like having in fact surpassed expectations if a sum was drawn.


“The giantesses have killed every Thorwaller between Salza and Olport that they could their hands on.” He explained. “Olaf the terrible is dead. The demon worshipper Swafnirson is dead, who had erected a sanctum of evil at their capital. The Thorwalsh fleet was smashed to kindling by the giantess Janna whom you have met. She is united with Laura, the other one, and they are as friendly to us as they could be.”


“I heard that they killed the god Swafnir too.” Marillio threw in inconsiderately. “Is this true?”


“For all I know they killed an albino whale of huge proportions.” Furio replied. “What the few remaining Thorwalsh make of that is their matter.”


“Some would not call four thousand fighters few.” General Scalia objected, ignoring everything else.


He spoke as usual with no expression on that old face with the hollow cheeks and high cheek bones. His speech was still the same too, like that lumbering wagon, halting at every few words as though they were rocks. The quill he had discarded and rested his elbows on the table in front of him, fingertips steepled against each other.


“Hjalmar Boyfucker must have been at the battle of Thorwal.” Furio explained further. “We reckon he swam ashore and gathered as many men and women as he could, killing all the rest and leaving only scorched earth. Janna and Laura had rested at Thorwal for longer than anticipated and then meant to impress us by wiping out all Thorwalsh settlements to the north. Had we turned south instead, this likely would not have happened but we would have had Prem, Waskir and Olport to content with, not to mention the plethora of villages. The giantesses made the decision to leave Thorwal City for their return to...use it's people as provisions. That was ill done and it was my failure not to convince them to destroy the city before they set out north.”


“Before this, I had half a mind to hang you.” Scalia said coldly. “This admission makes me want to hang you even more. Alas, it seems the magic you used to bind the creatures to your will is gone. All magic is gone.”


“And still they follow him.” Major Marillio added with a certain admiration.


Furio was on his heels. He had suspected something of this nature for a while but he did not believe for one minute that any of the mages' guilds would admit that they now were basically just a bunch of scholars well-read in a field no longer useful to anyone.


“Did you draw that conclusion by the sudden withdrawal of mages from the front lines?” He attempted.


Scalia eyed him forever without expression. Then there was a sudden interrupting knock at the door and Emilio Rieu entered.


“The feeding is underway.” He bowed, looking as though he had just won a battle. “The monsters have taken boats from the river and we are filling them like troughs. Then they eat out of them with their hands or by pouring the fodder into their mouths.”


“Weren't you supposed to oversee the procedure?” Furio asked critically.


“Master Hypperio has relieved me.” Emilio replied. “He wishes word with you once you are done here.”


General Scalia made a gesture: “You are dismissed.”


That was so strange that Furio couldn't deal with it at first. He needed Marillio to lead him from the solar and close the door behind him. No orders. That was bad. Janna and Laura were terrible on any given day but they were clearly at their worst when there was nothing to do. Furio found it utterly imprudent to keep them here. Or was he supposed to cross the Ornib and attack that army of ogres that was supposedly there? He didn't know and there seemed to be little gain in grasping the nettle, taking initiative and trying to do good on one's own presumptions.


He didn't want to get hanged.


“Your laps was a hard blow.” Major Marillio gave him another fill of straight forward talking after letting go of his arm outside. “Suddenly we were confronted with all those Thorwallers raiding our supplies between the capital and the front where before we had nothing but a few flimsy outlaws to content with. And Nostria suffered greatly as well and now even more since we convinced the nobles to protect our supplies rather than their fiefdoms.”


Furio had no ears for that. His head was full. In the courtyard he could hear that Janna was speaking with some person. It sounded quite pleasant, although he could not hear what that person said.


“And then we went all the way up to...up to...that place...”


“Olport.” Laura helped out.


“Yah! And it was all rocky up there and cold and there were Nivese people there. They rode little ponies and were shooting arrows. Yes, we crushed them too. No trouble at all.”


She laughed and told how Laura had made extra sure that none of the horse archers escaped while Laura giggled and imitated with her mouth the sound of the bodies as she pureed them under her feet.


“Then we went south, uh, to Waskir or something but that was boring. They were all melting metal there and such and it was very dirty.”


Suddenly Furio had to smile. Hypperio was talking to them, trying to enchant them. That proved hard though, without magic, and the girls were playing dumb as if they knew not to trust him. That was smart.


“A scribe took your writings, master.” Graham mumbled through his facial paralysis when they were reunited at the gate where Marillio left him.


'So.' Furio thought.


He needed to speak with Hypperio in any case.


The looting had been stopped and the city was settling in for an uneasy sleep it seemed. It had gotten rather dark and firewood and candles were not in inexhaustible supply, so people tended to give themselves to Boron, the sleeping way, not the dying, as soon as Praios' disk was beneath the horizon.


If they had to stay the night he would find himself some place by a fire, he thought. It was getting cold. Janna and Laura had wrapped their blankets over their shoulders. What they carried inside the blankets during the day, including Laura's obscene stone phallus, lay on the ground behind them.


“Does the food not taste like boat that way?!” He shouted out on his approach so they'd know he was there.


They really used small ships like people used trenchers. The wagons had been rolled away though and everyone but Hypperio was gone.


“It's half so bad.” Janna giggled in reply. “It makes for convenient eating, and fast.”


Laura couldn't help but add something snide of course: “Yeah, picking morsel for morsel is exhausting and it's a welcome change to eat something that doesn't complain about it.”


That line wasn't unusual and as usual Furio did not believe it.


“Master Furio!” Hypperio beckoned. “My dear colleague, we must speak!”


'We must indeed.'


“In a moment!” Furio called back, still walking before he addressed the two living mountains before them. “Janna, Laura, it seems that we will sleep here. Do you need help to find a suitable place?”


“Here is fine. Master Hypperio allowed us to flatten this farmhouse.” Janna shrugged, pointing to the ground on which she sat that had apparently been someone's home once. “I don't think there was anyone inside, although we didn't really look.”


Laura chuckled: “We should have looked.”


Then Janna chuckled as well. Killing people was a game for them and the more innocent their toys the funnier it was. Furio wondered if Hypperio understood what he was dealing with.


“Well then, come!” The other mage took Furio back to the city. “There is much to discuss and you need robes suitable to your station. I have had a room prepared for you and a meal.”


Furio wasn't sure if he wanted mages' robes after all, seeing as he was unable to cast magic. Hypperio was much smaller and shorter than him in any case, but perhaps he had brought fitting garb along.


“My assistant will need accommodations as well.” He said briskly. “Have it arranged.”


“Yes, about that.” The other suddenly whispered. “Do you think it wise to take a student in our situation? And what happened to the last acolyte you took under your wing?”


Furio felt revulsion build up in his chest and he had to fight hard not to let it squirt out of him like puss out of an infected wound.


“She died.” He reported through clenched teeth. “An ogress...beheaded her.”


'Twisted her head off as if she was nothing.'


Hypperio lowered his gaze theatrically: “Her parents will be woe to hear it.”


Furio did not want to talk about his beloved acolyte and so he said: “Did you tell Scalia about the loss of our arcane powers?”


Hypperio made himself look betrayed: “Of course not, my dear colleague! It is way more complicated than that.”


“Then tell me after my trusty assistant has settled into his accommodations.”


The other's sigh was reluctant agreement. A while later they were in Hypperio's chambers that seemed to have been inhabited by a young lady before. There were flowers everywhere, once fresh ones that had rotten and eternally fresh ones carved into the wood of chairs, tables, boxes, cabinets and even the the lavish bed.


In comparison, Graham was sleeping on four sacks of flour in the kitchen and Furio received a crammed chamber with a coffin for a bed.


“A man arrived here before the moon's turn.” Hypperio finally said while handing over a large silver goblet full of wine. “His name was Jindrich Welzelin.”


“The court mage of Andergast.” Furio remembered the man for the letter informing the White Guild of the re-emergence of Vengyr the druid.


Vengyr had the main task of Furio's original mission, but he had never gotten anywhere near accomplishing it.


“Just the man.” Hypperio drank some wine and was clearly uneasy. “He told us of...quite a lot. Sit.”


The story was fantastic and horrible. A druidic gathering, a ritual to restore Vengyr. Edorian Zornbold, the king-to-be of Andergast, hit by a falling rock. The pale giant king, Albino, banished by a restored Vengyr and Vengyr killed by a woman and a mage that was likely...


“Xardas.” Hypperio finished darkly.


Furio's head was spinning. Tales of the man were manifold and oft as not devolved into mad hypotheses of conspiracy involving many a historical event. Others simply believed that he was a myth. At least he didn't have to worry about Vengyr any more and Albino seemed out of the picture as well. That was good, at least.


“Whoever the wizard was, he was killed too.” Hypperio added. “Welzelin repeated it over and over, even under the worst of torture.”


“You tortured him to death.” Furio surmised, stunned at the stupidity as he realized it.


His colleague shuffled his feet, squirming: “Mhh, he was not an important man but we had to make sure as to the validity of his words...he succumbed, is all. He was weakened by his long travel in the forest, alone.”


Furio's brow sank into the palm of his hand and he rubbed his temples.


“Where did he say that ritual took place?”


“Uh, north west of Andrafall in Andergast. Far north. He reckoned that it would have been roughly at the longitude of Oakhaven, but there is no way to be sure of that. It was an approximation, nothing more, he said so himself.”


Furio wished he knew the world's landscape as Graham did.


Seemingly guessing that, Hypperio added: “From there to here it would have been anywhere from fifty to a hundred kilometres.”


“A hundred kilometres?!” Furio roared, his blood boiling. “Alone, without powers, in Andergastian wood, and you killed that man?!”


They ought to have given him a decoration, a title and their utmost admiration instead. Embarrassed, Hypperio stared down into his chalice, seeking forgiveness in the wine.


“It were the general's orders.” He finally admitted, rueful. “But he is keeping the thing a secret. Only we and his most trusted officers know.”


Furio was still too angry to speak about the matter. He had come to feel nothing but contempt for his colleague. The man could be helpful at times but never enough for Furio to think kindly of him. Major Emilio Rieu was somewhat similar in that regard.


“The guild knows too, of course.” Hypperio went on after a while. “They sent letters to everyone, most secret. They are ordering us all back to our academies so to gather in study and find a solution to this.”


That sounded like the White Guild of mages Furio knew.


“The solution to our problem is not in any old book.” He finally found his speech again. “This was blood magic of the highest order, a fickle matter and the druids and witches do not believe in writing.”


“I agree.” Hypperio looked up. “I think we must find a solution to this.”


“I will think about it.” Furio replied, rising. “But I tell you now that if there was somehow to exclude you from the restoration of the arcane then I would do it without hesitation. And I want my writings back.”


His colleague blinked at him, oblivious: “Your writings?”


He was too tired and frustrated to deal with it now: “They will be with me again on the morrow, or Janna will have you suffer a little accident the next time you get too close to her. I must warn you though, colleague, she is much better at squishing whole persons than just part of them.”


With that, he rushed out the door, furious.


No sooner had he left Hypperio's quarters than he reflected on what he had said before that. He had no idea on how to even attempt to restore any of their powers, no matter how the momentary optimism might have made it sound. There were more pressing matters at hand in any case. Or where there? He had received no orders and that was most worrying. Besides, he had seen so much, written so much, even if he didn't get his scripts back he could be a scholar and write books. A life in service of Hesinde. He wasn't sure he needed magic any more.


The hall was so dark when he crossed it that he bumped awkwardly into benches and chairs, the wood on stone clanger echoing against the walls. He had to feel his way to the door of his chamber. After pushing the door open he was pleased to discover that someone had placed a burning lantern there for him but then he saw the man sitting as the desk overspilling with items and he almost shrieked.


General Scalia turned his head, looking like the thing out of a nightmare in the dim light from below.


'He's come to hang me.' His first thought was, but then he recognized that the general had been reading parchment with Furio's own handwriting on it. Next to the scripts was a colouration Graham had made after Furio described the dream he had at Salza, showing Laura, sitting in the burned city, crushing people after making them worship her feet. It was gruesome and yet Laura was depicted plain-faced, smiling amicably and looking right back at the beholder, just like she had looked at Furio in his dream. He had not mentioned it to Graham in this detail, and yet the work had turned out spot on anyway.


 


“Your illuminator is a talented one.” Scalia looked at the drawing. “And you do write well. Close the door.”


Furio did as he was bid but was still utterly puzzled.


“Laura is not as meaty as that.” He managed when it seemed that a reply was in order. “I think the lad has too much of an imagination.”


“It will serve.” The general was still looking at it, expressionless. “If we sent the depiction of a giant, scrawny peasant to court, nothing would be apt to frighten the nobility more. Her wild hair ought to scare them enough for now.”


That and the squashed people beneath her toes, although in actual fact the court might care less about that. Furio still did not believe his eyes and ears. It was all too queer. Somehow though, he felt another hammer blow coming. General Scalia would not be sitting alone in Furio's chambers just to compliment him on his writings. The fact that he wanted to submit his scripts to court was not entirely surprising. The gentle society of the nobly born and the rough, harsh one of military men seldom spoke the same language, except in the case of high-born officers.


But the general had even better news: “His Royal Magnificence Horasio The Third has requested all of your accounts, uncensored, for his personal lecture.”


Furio's mouth went dry and his heart started beating in his chest: “The emperor will read my scripts?”


That was an unspeakable honour. To think that the emperor must have mentioned him, perhaps even by name...


Scalia still studied Graham's brilliant but horrifying work without any hint of a reaction: “He has taken great interest in you.”


“He...he honours me beyond words.” Furio sat down on a nearby seeder chest, feeling that his legs were no longer willing to carry him.


Then Scalia looked at him, studying him as before.


“Your mission in Thorwal was a monstrous folly.” He said. “But, in his wisdom, his Royal Magnificence has seen fit to entrust you with a matter more suited to the destructiveness of your beasts.”


Furio could barely believe his ears: “A request from the emperor himself?!”


“A command.” Corrected Scalia. “But before you hear it you must swear to maintain absolute secrecy. On your life. This is a matter of imperial security and integrity.”


Scalia might not have thought him equal to the task but Furio swore to himself that he would do everything in his power to fulfil it, no matter what it was.


“I swear!” He broke out. “On my life!”


“Very well.” Scalia went on. “It is not for me to question royal decrees. You must go south, to the Margraviate of Havena.”


“South?” Furio echoed, entirely perplexed. “Havena? My Lord General, I do not understand.”


He had been sure to go to Andergast to deal with the ogres, or something of that nature. Surely, the command would have come eventually.


Havena was a Horasian city just south of Nostria, the other way entirely. It belonged to Horas after seceding from the Kingdom of Albernia which was part of the Garethian empire. That had been a great politicum at the time because it happened after the Garetho-Horasian war had raged horribly for decades. The conflict still lingered in the background and flared up every now and then in disputes between bordering regions. With the matter of Havena there had been grievous outrage but very little war according to the histories. It was by now firmly in Horasian hands and was considered an integral part of the empire.


 


Or so Furio had thought.


“The margraviate has seceded from the empire and turned it's cloak once more.” General Scalia said firmly.


Furio was outraged: “How?! When?!”


No one had told him about this and it would have been very noteworthy news, something they would have had to tell him immediately.


He remembered how insolent King Andarion of Nostria had been and how odd Lord Ingvalion Salzarell had behaved. None of them had told him of Havena, but in light of it's secession their behaviour made a lot more sense. Horas had lost an integral part of itself. It needed friends now more than ever, and Nostria shared a border with the Margraviate.


This was an extremely serious matter.


“Only a few days past.” Scalia replied. “How, matters little. His Royal Magnificence is not willing to let this treason go unpunished.”


If it had happened recently it was reasonable to assume that the soldiers didn't know about it, at least.


“But...” Furio was startled. “If it only happened a few days ago how can this order come from his Royal Magnificence Horasio The Third?”


Word would have had to travel to the emperor who was most likely in the Horasian heartlands at this time, by messenger pigeon at the quickest, and then a bird or a rider would have had to reach Joborn and General Scalia. Furio doubted that there were sufficient messenger pigeons from Joborn however, but then again, the Horasian intelligence machine often achieved surprising feats. Still, the time seemed short. If a message had arrived it could only have done so most conveniently aligned with his own arrival here, and not to say suspiciously so.


“Do you question my integrity?” If the general was affronted his face did not show. “Very well. News of the giant creatures has stirred the peace like a swarm of wasps. Word of our alliance with them has seeped through the cracks as well, as you know. Many of our cities and duchies have issued letters of indignation while others proclaim themselves enthralled and hope to host the monsters as an exposé. Moral and religious objections are manifold however, and it is not be neglected the probability of the churches meddling in our imperial affairs, as well as Garethian meddling.”


Of course the secession had not commenced instantaneously, Furio cursed himself for a fool. There would have been public outcry, schemes, plots from many sides, all things that His Royal Magnificence's informers would have picked up on and reported.


“Why was this not stopped in it's tracks?” He asked instead of lowering his gaze in shame.


He was still too agitated, although he knew he was behaving out of line.


“It was the steward, Ardach Herlogan, who is primarily responsible.” Scalia replied patiently. “He conspired with the Council of Elders as well as the Kingdom of Albernia, who have already announced that Havena be their restored capital as part of the deal. Our troops from the margraviate have been largely transferred here and the remainder were unable to stop it. And with the Impaler threatening us from across the river, we have no troops to spare for sending south.”


“So we must go there and convince the city to join us once more.” Furio concluded.


“No.” The other replied with horrifying calm. “The beasts must go there and crush the city underfoot, along with as many inhabitants as they can trample.”


Furio felt his stomach turn upside down and it was a good thing that he had not eaten yet. What Scalia had just told him was near unfathomable. Havena was a major city. A huge city, and not an unpleasant one at that either. It sat in the marshlands of an enormous river delta, belonging to “The Big River” which reached far into the Garethian Empire and connected many places with each other, even further up than the city of Griffinsford. Then it was a coastal city as well, with all the perks of trade that came with that.


 


Due to the marshlands on which it was built, the city had been very green, very fertile and had seemed so full of life to Furio's eyes. He had liked this city very much and by time of the last census it reportedly had just over thirty five thousand inhabitants, most of whom he would have considered Horasians until now. It was unimaginable, Janna and Laura walking through those streets and crushing all those people, despite what they had done in Thorwal.


Also, the whole thing reeked of war.


“But...” He swallowed before forcing himself to put his feelings aside and think rationally. “May I speak bluntly, my Lord General?”


Scalia's face did not change: “Why not. You have spoken blunt before, without my leave too.”


Furio stammered wordlessly, his lips bobbing but no words coming out for a moment: “Uh...ah...this seems folly. The city is full of our own people, and many of them loyal subjects who came there from down south. And we might start a war!”


The general folded his old but remarkably big hands on the table.


“War is coming if we let the rumours fester.” He said. “It was past time we presented the world with the hammer we carry hidden in our shield. Let them see. His Royal Magnificence might have chosen to send me instead, and you and your beasts would be guarding the river or attacking the ogres in Andergast. But by this, he let's the Garethians know what we are capable of and likely make them think twice about war. Destroying Havena will send an unmistakable message: keep the peace, or be destroyed. As for the loyal subjects you speak of; it seems to me that they were given ample time to leave and prove their loyalty. Anyone who remains when the giantesses arrive will be an enemy fit for crushing.”


The Winter War they would call it, Furio thought. In his estimation it was just as strong a possibility that Gareth, and per chance other parts of the world, would react outraged, ally against Horas and try to destroy Janna and Laura who threatened them. That it happened in winter was important because despite naturally higher attrition it would mean that the peasants could be conscripted largely without heavy deficits in agriculture – at least until the giantesses would crush the first armies and the peasants would not be able to return to their fields in spring. Then, no one would sow, but for every one squelched to cadaverous pulp there was one less mouth to feed too.


But surely, horrible, powerful and destructive or not, Janna and Laura could not take on the whole world. They would die sooner or later and if not by means of violence then by virtue of exhaustion from trampling hundreds of thousands into the mud. The Novadis had that method of execution where a man was thrown into a hole and a million hungry crickets were poured over him, nibbling at his flesh, bite for tiny bite until only bones were left. Alone, the insect was nothing, but a swarm made it strong. Where man and crickets differed was their capacity for fear in a swarm. A singular insect would jump and hide in the high grass from the stomping feet of man. But man ran even in a swarm, when he was overwhelmed with terror.


And there was Thorwal to consider too, which Janna and Laura had wiped from the face earth almost without breaking a sweat, only coming in peril when there were too few people they could undo.


“I trust they are equal to the task?” Scalia inquired after a pause during which he never took his eyes off Furio.


They meant the giantesses but Furio did not know the answer to the question.


“I suppose so,” He said helplessly, “after what I have seen them do. I reckon, however, that the steward Ardach Herlogan was not so kind as to return the siege engines that defended his city?”


“We may consider it theft.” The general replied. “But returning them would have been foolish, fearing retaliation as he must.”


Furio remembered the imposingly mighty red brick walls of the city and the octagonal fort around the palace there. What role the artillery pieces would play was to be determined by the way in which they were arranged. If they were only placed on the towers it wouldn't be so bad. But if an attack was being anticipated, army or gargantuan girls mattered not, there might be trebuchets and onagers placed and enough burning materials to hurl from inside the walls.


“They move fast.” Scalia settled Furio's doubts with tactical advice. “And the larger the artillery the more cumbersome it is to load. Once they are over the walls, the stone throwers will be useless and they are so huge that arrows and quarrels should not trouble them.”


And then, the butchery would commence. Furio pulled his woollen shift tighter around his shoulders. It was cold.

Chapter 38 by squashed123
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Laura was lying awake in her sleeping bag. The night was pitch black darkness. That was because clouds had closed up the sky like curtains. Neither moon nor stars could be seen. She had always taken for granted the moon on Saturn Seven because it was so Earth-like and Earth had a moon that looked so very similar to this one. The fact that it was remarkable had not occurred to her before.


But then again so much was remarkable. She was digesting people, or close enough. She had a person, a young woman, trapped in her vagina, playing around as she lay. If she spread her legs her little toy would fight it's way out at some point. If she put her knees together there was no escaping. And if she crossed her legs, well, she discovered that she could have crushed her prisoner had she wanted to. She was playing around with different kinds of pressure and feeling the different kinds of reactions in turn. By now she was able to induce quite a panic with her little pussy and she made a mental note to quash a womaniser this way if she ever got hold of one. That would be funny.


Soon though, she had played the little Mad Lioness' strength to exhaustion. The Rondra priestess had spent all day in her panties, fighting sometimes more, sometimes less. The little thing didn't tire easily and had started to explore her possibilities of escape when ever she could. When Laura was walking she had held tight, but as soon as there was some calm she'd go squirming around, looking for an exit. In so doing she had once entered Laura's sex on her own accord but got trapped and smothered there when her host started walking again. She'd also gotten in between Laura's butt cheeks and tickled abominably there.


Sometimes the Priestess would get near the actual escape, the edge of Laura's panties and Laura would have to make an adjustment to her underpants to crush her captive nicely against her sex again. Making every second of the little woman's life a living hell was work, but she was still committed to it. She pushed a finger up inside herself and probed for the lifeless lump, getting it out and bringing it to her face.


It was too dark to see anything though, so she used her finger again. There was breathing, but no cursing, no angry shouting any more.


Laura smiled: “Did you enjoy today?”


No reaction. She started poking the woman on her hand with a finger. She was conscious, moaning and lifting a weak arm to protect herself. That was all Laura wanted.


“Tomorrow we'll continue.” She whispered. “Sleep now. You must get your strength back.”


Her socks were stuffed in her shoes so they wouldn't go missing. They were easy to find in the dark. She tied a knot in after dumping the priestess inside and stuffed it back into her shoe again, quite happy with herself. Yes, they had basically walked all day, she thought, but they had been doing that for a while before and she had gotten used to it. Without walking there was no fun to be had, unless she settled for some place to stay that had lots of little people that couldn't get away from her. Sooner or later such an opportunity would present itself again, she decided.


And that they had walked all day had made her socks smell rank again which served perfectly just now.


That day, they had eaten Horasian food twice, she thought queerly. It made her feel two ways. On the one hand the stuff was plentiful and convenient, especially if little ships were used to serve as bowls. On the other hand, it wasn't alive and not near as good as people either. So long as there was this war or that, she wasn't too worried but she feared that someday, somehow they'd only eat this pickled stuff day in and day out. The Horasians seemed to have so abominably much of it.


When she opened her eyes the next day, her face was wet. It was raining hard and rather cold. To her it was only a drizzle as usual and her sleeping bag was waterproof but the rain had forced all the tiny population indoors. She could see the farms, water cascading off their straw roofs, but no little peasants were without. Soldiers stood sentinel on the city walls, wrapped in leather cloaks and rivulets running down from their helmets of steel.


Laura yawned and went to get her clothes out of the wet. The drizzle wasn't enough to get them soaked but piled on the ground they had taken on the water from the puddles accumulating on the ground.


'Hardships of a soldier.' She thought, stuffing her socks, and thereby the priestess, into the pockets of her jeans and putting all her garb on the sleeping bag after getting rid of the puddles that had collected there. Then she slipped into her shoes, barefoot. This was more like being at a music festival than being a soldier, although she wouldn't dare cross the camping ground of a music festival naked.


This was different. She wasn't vulnerable here.


“Good morning.” Janna greeted her with a rather strained voice.


Laura found her squatting over one of the farms, shitting.


“Jesus Christ, don't you think you could do that a little further away?!” She flared. “And we're not supposed to destroy those!”


“Got the shits. Couldn't hold it.” Janna replied with a half amused and half painful face. “Gotta be all that fruit we ate after we only ate meat for so long.”


Laura took one brief, disgusted look and saw that it was true. It wasn't water Janna was shitting but not as solid as the whole affair should have been. That was also what saved the structural integrity of the probably occupied home she was taking a dump on. Her shit ran right off the roof, except in one small area where it had caved in. Janna could have done her business on any of fields around the little farmhouse but had simply chosen not to. It did not lack a certain comical element, had it not been so thoroughly disgusting.


Shaking her head, Laura went to the east side of Joborn to get a drink of water from the river. Next to her, in a collection of little houses that had not fit inside the city walls, people watched her from under straw roofs and through open door ways. She wondered if they were offended by her nakedness or just in terror of her. It felt good.


“Hey ho!” She greeted them amicably.


“Sorry I shat on your house. It was an emergency.” Janna apologized in the background and came over.


“Wash your ass in that other river!” Laura told her. “This one is for drinking.”


“Woah!” Janna laughed. “Okay! Someone got up on the wrong foot, huh?”


She went around the city to the north side were the bigger river was, the one in which the smaller one ended here.


Mornings had become routine in their relationship: a nature call, a splash of water to the face, a drink and then some washing if the water was sufficient. And then breakfast, only in this case they depended on the little people to provide it for them.


Goose prickles were on Laura's skin when she was done washing. It was getting cold. Yesterday it had been half so bad because they were on the move and clothed and it hadn't been raining. Now though, Laura hurried to get dressed but kept her socks in her pockets for now. She didn't know what would happen if anyone saw that she still had the priestess and she was hell-bent on keeping the little bitch for torture.


“Cold, huh.” Janna rubbed her shoulders with her hands. “Autumn's here. The leaves are falling fast.”


That was true, Laura recognized. She had seen them go yellow or brown before and already noticed some falling, but somehow there was still more green than she felt like should be there judging by the temperature.


“Not all trees though.” She said. “The Christmas trees are still green and many of the others too.”


Janna laughed, pulling on her panties: “Those are evergreens, Laura, spruces and firs, not Christmas trees.”


She amused herself at Laura's expense some more before noticing something else.


“That's odd though.” She said and walked to a tree that did not look like a Christmas tree at all but was still green.


She bent, grasped the trunk and tore it out, so to examine it better. Janna used to feel sorry for every little plant she stepped on, Laura remembered, but that had changed. The tree she held must have been ages old and she ripped it out just to look at it for a few seconds.


“So, either these stoneoaks lose their leaves a lot later than the other trees or they don't lose them at all. That would be a cool phenomenon!”


Not cool enough apparently however, because after stating that, she tossed away the tree and finished getting dressed. Then, she was at the point Laura was at. Nothing.


“Huh.” She said again in that energetic way she often had in the mornings. “We're supposed to be goddesses but here we are out in the rain and cold while these little shits sit inside when they should be serving us breakfast.”


She shook her head in disapproval while opening her sleeping bag so that it became a blanket again which she wrapped around her shoulders. Laura did the same. Even though she was gigantic the cold had seeped through her skin already during the night and she did not want her clothes to get drenched. A cold would be half so bad, she figured, but a flu was something else. But then again, she didn't even know if viruses could harm her as huge as she was and she never had so much as a runny nose since coming here, unless she had been crying.


“We are hungry!” Janna declared towards the city, knowing that every soul in there could hear her.


The really annoying part of the rain was that there was no sitting down while they waited. Janna occupied herself by cleaning the ships they had used for bowls the evening before. Little men had opened the tediously small barrels with axes and then poured the contents into the vessels. Sometimes the result was more mixed than was pleasurable for Laura's taste buds but it was possible that way finally to eat at something resembling a normal speed.


When Janna was done though and no one came from the city to feed them, she decided that they'd go over the farms and eat what ever animals they could find. Chickens were just too little and there were no horses to be had but some farms had enclosures where swine and even a few milk cows were kept. The rain had even washed them relatively clean, which was nice. The animals huddled together for warmth, then ran in terror only to be gathered up and mauled in between giant female teeth. It wasn't as good as people but it was food at least and only one farmer ever came out to complain.


That one man promptly got a Darwin award when Laura gathered him up and ate him together with his cow. Janna hadn't seen and she doubted that anyone else had and even then he was just another squirt without a name. Janna had shat on someone's home too, so the cat was out of the bag in terms of cruelty anyway. Somehow it often seemed to happen that way, like a slippery slope. Being nice was just too much of a hassle.


“Shoes all muddy again.” Janna complained.


Their feet were sinking into the mud more than usual and Laura feared that before long she would get water into her shoes. The sky did not foretell a change of weather either. When she looked to the road, wondering if it would support her weight better, she saw a tiny figure in black walking there. She would have almost overlooked it in the drizzle which would be the same for any little Nostians and Horasians looking on though too.


“Hey, down here!” The person called out, revealing himself as a man when she came close. “Don't step on me now!”


Janna was going back to the city so she wouldn't see this one disappearing either. She was safely out of earshot too.


“Too bad.” Laura whispered, her crushing sole hovering over the tiny man. “I have a mind to do just that.”


She had meant it as the last thing he would hear when suddenly he laughed.


“Oh, I think Furio would approve, Laura!”


She turned her foot to the side just to be mean to him a little longer before squashing him.


'Approve? No, disapprove!'


Surely she had misheard.


“Do you think knowing my name will save you?”


But he only laughed the louder: “I'm beyond saving I fear!”


The adorable self-deprecation was tuning her a little more sympathetic towards him but she was still going to squish him.


“Well, you got that part right. Why are you all in black, are you a Boron priest?”


Boron was the god of sleep and death and his priests wore black robes like this one.


“No!” He replied, shouting against the rain. “I'm a black wizard, a worker of evil!”


She found that both startling and genuinely funny. He was lying though, perhaps hoping that making her laugh would keep her from killing him.


“Interesting.” She smiled. “I kind a am a worker of evil myself, but even though we are colleagues I'm afraid I'll still gonna smush you.”


Her foot was over him again and she was going to do it but then she decided that he was fun and clever enough to spend time with until food was ready. Then he'd be mud, or she'd eat him, or something. She crouched and picked him up nonchalantly, huddling under her blanket for now to keep her hair from getting any wetter than it already was.


“Why are you out in this rain anyway and not inside like all the others?”


He stood on her palm boldly as if he owned it. It wasn't the first time Laura saw something like that but it was still rare enough to be impressive.


“I'm not inside because I'm outside.” The man in the black robes replied light-heartedly, removing his hood. “And I'm outside since I'm going some place. Joborn!”


He had a feminine face and was a scrawny, little bugger with a mob of mouse grey hair on his head. The confusion between his smooth features and old hair made it difficult to determine his age. His voice gave no indication either, neither low nor high for a man and very clear.


“Don't they kill black wizards at Joborn though?” She asked, playfully sceptical. “I mean, since you are a worker of evil and all.”


“Oh, I pass for a Boron priest well enough in their eyes.” He grinned. “I'm going after a man named Jindrich Welzelin. He came here some time ago. Ever heard of him?”


“No.” Laura shook her head. “Maybe I squished him too. I don't usually ask people's names before I step on them.”


The man on her hand still didn't pick up on the banter: “Oh, that would be bad. He's supposed to help me get my magic back so that I can do evil again.”


At that, Laura could do nothing but giggle.


“Do you have anyone in mind to be evil to? I mean, if I come by where they live I could just...you know.”


“I like to do my bad deeds myself, thank you.” He proclaimed. “And besides, it's really more about acquiring forbidden knowledge with us black mages. You know of course that the world isn't flat. But try to teach that to children and the Praios church will burn you. How will we ever fly around in starships like you when we can't even convince ourselves of such simple truths?”


Laura cocked her head: “Where did you hear that about the starship?”


He had said it like it was a normal word that existed in their language, which she was pretty sure it did not.


“I saw it.” He replied. “In my crystal ball, to keep it in terms you will understand. The thing used to make me able to see many things before it stopped working, shortly after all magic stopped working. You will find solace in it that your friends Christina and Steve were alive the last time I saw them. They were taken captive but treated well enough by the Andergastians. It looked however like the ogres were out looking for a place to go so you may wish to go back and see in on them.”


That was the final stroke. He knew Steve and Christina by name.


“What do you mean, taken captive?!” She asked in alarm.


She had sort of stopped to care about them so much but still didn't want anyone to harm them.


“The Andergastians came to kill you.” He explained. “You weren't there though, so they settled in your little village and got themselves trapped by wildlings while the main part of their army was trampled under the feet of Varg the Impaler and her ogresses.”


“You're lying.” Laura said, her head full of doubts and unfinished considerations. “We made mush out of the Andergastian army.”


“You made mush of an Andergastian army.” The tiny man corrected indifferently. “They raised a new one.”


Janna needed to hear this immediately. She stood up.


“Laura.” The man said. “I am not coming with you.”


The definitiveness in his voice made her angry: “Yes you are, squirt. Don't act like you can do anything about it. Since you seem to know all these things you should have known that I was going to take you after you told me about Steve and Christina.”


“But I told you everything I know.” He shrugged apologetically. “I'm of no more use to you.”


Now he was starting to unnerve her.


“If I believed that I'd squish you after all.”


He smiled: “I'm of no more use to you now, but I might be, the next time we meet, if that ever happens. My crystal ball is blind and I won't find out anything new while you keep me in your hand though.”


“So I should just...let you go?”


What he said made so much sense that she actually considered it.


“It might be that the ogres have captured your friends and learned of their worth from the Andergastians. In that case they would use them as hostages against you. I think that not unlikely, but how to solve that quagmire I do not know. That's all I have, really, you can squeeze me out like a lemon but it won't yield you any more sour juice.”


Laura chewed her lip, looking at the tiny man, that wizard or that priest or whatever he was.


“Actually,” he added with a visible realization, “if what I said is really the case I think I know the answer. That, I will only tell you however once you have delivered me to the gates. I've had a belly full of walking in this rain.”


Her stomach was in knots completely and the realization came that his hypothetical endangered the alliance with the Horasians if it turned out to be true. They were supposed to fight the little Barbie-sized ogresses next, surely, but that plan threatened to be turned on it's head.


To think that she almost oversaw the little man and had only come to squash him. If she had stepped down one moment earlier she would have never learned of any of this. That made her alarm bells shrill but on the other hand did this little, weird guy know so much that he had no business knowing.


“Laura!” Janna shouted over from the city. “Food's here!”


“Okay. I'll do it.” She whispered to the tiny man.


This seemed possibly too important to squander and if it was all bullshit in the end all she had lost was one guy she didn't squish. She could consider this an investment.


“Yes.” He agreed. “But please do not tell Furio about me. He'd keep me or torture me or have Janna murder me on the spot. Wait till I am safely inside the city before you say anything.”


Then he produced something from his black robes that looked like an hourglass. And he started whistling, like it was all none too much of a biggie. Laura wanted nothing more than to get it over with.


“Who's that?” Janna inquired when she came to the city.


The four little ships were being filled with food. The little Horasian officer was there, the one who had sounded like he had a stick up his ass the day before. Furio was there too, wearing a thick, brown leather coat with white robes beneath and on his head was that awfully ugly and medieval looking leather cap again.


She put down the tiny man with the grey hair and feminine face and he thanked her.


“Most gracious of you!” He called up and gestured around. “These men, all, are your answer!”


In her mind the penny dropped at once. If the ogres held Steve and Christina hostage Laura's and Janna's hands were bound unless they stopped or pretended to stop caring about them in which case they were likely to get killed. Tiny men, however, Horasian men who were skilled and had the means to kill ogres could possibly be able to attack and kill the ogres or infiltrate them somehow to get Steve and Christina free. Once she realized that, it seemed rather obvious.


“Till we meet again! And remember, Laura: memento mori!”


'Yeah, whatever.' She thought, giving him an awkward wave to see him off. His hourglass in his hand and whistling again he strutted straight past Furio and the officer and that little nondescript boy with the horrible face who was also there. No one made any effort to stop him and only gave him semi curious looks.


“Very kind,” Furio acknowledged after a moment, “to take the man out of the rain. Well done, Laura.”


“Who was that?” Janna asked once more, straining to look over the gates but apparently not finding him anywhere.


“A priest of Boron.” Furio explained. “You can identify them by their black robes and they often carry hourglasses like this one did. One of their duties is to bury the dead. Since we expect fighting here it might well be that the local priests require his assistance.”


“What does memento mori mean?” Laura asked, biting her lip.


“It is Bospharan, the language of the old empire.” The tiny mage explained. “It means 'remember that you will die' and is as likely an expression from Boron priests as you are ever like to get.”


Still it gave Laura the chills, somehow.


“Janna, we have to go back to the ship.” She said in English. “The Andergastians captured Steve and Christina and it might be that the Barbie dolls are going there. They might be in danger.”


Janna stopped slushing around Horasian gruel in her mouth to look at her in bewilderment.


“It's true.” Laura pushed on feverishly, skipping the behavioural parts in the middle where there'd be asked stupid questions. “The man you just saw, he told me all about it, he has seen it in his crystal ball and he knew about the spaceship and he mentioned Steve and Christina by name. He said it was likely that the ogres capture them and take them hostage if we don't get there quick enough. Imagine if they do! We're supposed to fight them, right? If they get them they can just say they'll murder them and we can do nothing!”


Janna swallowed, looking as though she tried to decide whether Laura looked ill.


“Okay...” She finally said, insecurely. “Uh...”


She was thinking and Laura had to give her time and face her scepticism, any objections she might raise. It was a lot to grapple with to be sure.


“War council.” She said then, very suddenly, taking Furio off the ground and snatching Graham up as well.


Then she took her food and went away from the city again. After finding a suitable spot sufficiently away from any ears she put the two baffled, tiny men onto the ground.


“Make me a map of here and Andergast.” She told Graham. “And I want it detailed.”


The boy swallowed for a moment, shrinking under her gaze before stacking Furio with a leather bag he was carrying and retrieving a single sheet with drawing on it. Then he went to work as he had done before, slushing through the mud with no regard for his apparel.


Furio on the other hand seemed to be disenfranchised by the fact that the lad had laden him with the bag and used his free hands to get mud spatters off his new clothing.


“We might have a situation.” Janna explained from above, crouching with a handful of gruel in her mouth.


Laura explained again, leaving out anything with regards to the tiny man in black robes.


“I understand you worry for your friends,” Furio finally allowed in a tone that made Laura want to snap his spine, “but this is nonsense. A wild hunch! The ogres are sitting straight across the river here, all the scouts we sent have said so.”


That grossly contradicted what Laura's informer had said, but then again he had only phrased it as a hypothetical. The ogres seemed like they looked for a place to go, he had said, and they might do this, that and everything else. Perhaps he had been wrong, perhaps the ogres had gone here instead or had been here all along and not moved after all. Still she was uncertain.


“In that case we're about to find out, aren't we?” Janna stated, looking at Graham's map that was oncoming but constantly dissolving again in the rain. “If they are there over that river I'd say it's likely that we will know before the sun is down, tops. I mean, how well could an army of giants possibly hide?”


“If they are still here they don't have Christina and Steve.” Laura said. “But you forget about the Andegrastians. They definitely have them.”


“Well, another reason to go to Andergast, I'd say.” Replied Janna. “If this is really a hostage situation, and so far we have basically no evidence of that, then yes, we might have a problem. But if we want to solve it anyhow we must first find out about it, right? I'd say we go after breakfast, and as soon as our little mud racer here has finished the map.”


Laura could live with that, but Furio cleared his throat to say something stupid again.


“We are not crossing the Ornib. This issue must stay between all of us, I beg you. We are to go south. This is a command we cannot fail to follow.”


“No.” Laura interrupted the startled silence that followed. “No, we are not. We are going to Andergast to see our friends save.”


The little annoying mage looked so torn in half that she almost felt sympathy for him.


“This is important though; this...” He hushed his voice. “This command comes from his Royal Magnficience the emperor Horasio the Third himself!”


Janna bit her lip and looked at Laura. The alliance with Horas was her idea, her baby, the future she envisioned. It was enough to leave her just as split as Furio.


“What would it mean if we don't follow it?” She asked, pointed at the tiny wizard.


He looked grave: “That, I do not dare ponder.”


“Fuck it.” Laura snapped, speaking English. “Look how small they are. They have no choice. We can go to Andergast and save Chris and Steve and then we can go south and do whatever stupid shit that king wants.”


“Emperor.” Janna corrected uncomfortably. “But, Laura, we have only the ramblings of some guy you picked up on the road to go about this and we endanger everything we've worked for. He probably made half of it up just so he wouldn't end up as your snack.”


“He knew about Steve and Christina and the Spaceship and everything!” Laura spat, cursing herself for letting the little man go.


She should have just shoved him into her pocket and shown him to Janna in private or something like that.


“If you are not going, then I am!”


“Fuck no, we're not splitting up again!” Now Janna was angry as well and the two little men below holding their ears in pain.


Laura was desperate. She racked her brains over a solution. Then it dawned upon her.


'These men all, are your solution.'


'Fuck I was so stupid to let that little fucker go.'


“Furio!” She flared at the tiny mage. “We need Horas to do something for us in return for our services. Nothing unreasonable, but something more than food.”


He listened patiently while the map was being finished behind his back.


Your men will rescue our friends.” Laura explained. “They should be easy enough to identify. They're weirdos, don't speak the tongue. One is called Christina and is black, the other is named Steve and of white skin colour and they probably wear strange clothes. I don't care whether they were captured by ogres or Andergastians or not at all. You will get them here to safety. And if anything happens to them, I swear on all your stupid little gods, the ogres will be the least of Horas' problems.”


“Outsourcing. That might work.” Janna acknowledged in astonishment after a moment, speaking English.


“Oh yeah?!” Laura scoffed back. “That idea came from the little guy as well.”


On the muddy map Graham had created there was actual water flowing in the rivers this time, giving that part of it a very lifelike appearance even if the mountains were rounder than on previous times and needed mending constantly.


 


“Let's see.” Laura went on instructing Furio. “We know we were pretty much up north there and we saw mountains to our north as well. That's where your men should start looking. There's something that would look like a gigantic metal building to your eyes. Actually, I think your men would have to be blind or brainless to miss it.”


She pointed and he looked, stroking his beard all the while. His beard was the only thing about him she liked, but perhaps through this he'd be able to change her mind about him.


“None of that looks very far away from here.” Janna observed. “Graham, where's Salza?”


The lad went outside the map and placed a stone at that location.


“We covered all that ground in a day.” Janna went on. “Perhaps in one or two days we could find out what's what in Andergast and then do the emperor's bidding?”


As grateful as she was about that change of heart, Laura found it somewhat odd. Also that Janna had not belittled her as much as she had expected, and that the fact that they had originally agreed not to care so much about Steve and Christina any more had not come up once yet too. But that was all marginal. She herself had changed her mind somewhat too after all. There was something else though.


“Actually,” she said again, “I think it'd be best if we let the Horasians take care of this. If we show up in Andergast and there's a misunderstanding, Steve and Christina might get killed on the spot. You know how scary we are, even the ogres are little dolls to us.”


“And this might require quite a lot of subtlety.” Furio added thoughtfully.


Janna seemed to agree, shovelling a handful of disgustingly looking mashed food into her mouth and switching to English: “Too bad they wouldn't let us take our smartphones on the trip. I'd really like to snap a picture of this. Look at all the parts of Andergast we didn't get to. Good thing we got that little mapmaker though.”


She looked at Graham like he was property before shooing him off the map he was still rebuilding against the rain. Then she set her boot right in the middle of it and crushed it, as though she would squash the entirety of Andergast under her sole at once.


Laura stole a finger full of Janna's food and excused herself while Janna took Graham and Furio to return for the gate, the mage vowing that he would be making arrangements straight away and be back with word.


Alone again, Laura took out her sock that contained the tiny priestess.


“Let me out of this stinking sack at once you disgusting ogre!”


The Mad Lioness had slept and gotten her strength back it would seem, though her voice was dry and hoarse. Laura undid the knot and took her out, tossing her into a puddle of murky water on the ground.


“Hungry?” She asked the same way she would ask a dog.


She brought forth the mash that stuck to her index finger and dumped it right next to the priestess. The little woman looked like a lesbian at a renaissance fare with her short haircut and knightly dress. She also looked like she had spent some time in a gargantuan, wet vagina. Her eyes lingered on the food in the dirt and then on Laura, mistrusting. After a moment, there was no holding any more. She went for water first, drinking from the very puddle she sat in. Then she went for the food, eating like a starved animal; which, truth be told, she was now.


Meanwhile, above, Laura deposited her blanket on a collection of large trees, unbuttoned her jeans and pulled them over her shoes before putting them on the blanket. Then she squatted down and pushed her panties aside.


The tiny Mad Lioness looked up and saw the satisfied smile through in between her knees. Then Laura started pissing.


-


“With the two armies they lost is not much left there.” Brock's report started. “Some green boys who can barely hold a spear or hit a barn with the bow. I saw them have trouble drawing the long ones.”


“Good.” Varg replied to him. “How many?”


Brock had gotten back from the city of Andergast, just like Sly had said he would, to report of the defenders' strengths that Varg's army would encounter. The Steppe Foxes, a band of outlaws in her employ that had been sent foraging, returned as well, delivered a considerable amount of food and left again to do more foraging. With all they took besides that, from the possession of Lord Mannelig who had remarried after his widowing only to get himself crushed to death by his new wife, they were quite amply supplied again, perhaps better than ever before.


“Not as many as you can't bury by walking over them.” Brock answered. “The walls aren't in good repair either. Ugly queen hairless has nothing to bargain with.”


“Hairless? Can't be!” Badluck Robin, outlaw leader of the Thuran Brotherhood laughed. “She's a real beauty, our queen!”


“She'll be a squishy sack of meat when I'm done with her.” Varg snapped at him.


She had come to hate the little, insolent wretch's interruptions.


“Everyone in that city will be,” the tiny bowman in the green cloak reminded her, “if she puts a spear in every hand. I wouldn't put it past her to arm even women and children when she sees you. Who will you rule after ye squish them all? Ha, that'll be a dreary kingdom, eh. Just us!”


“There won't be any fighting.” She spat. “She'll give the city to me.”


“Do not listen to this worm, giant queen!” Gillax, Fjarninger shaman of the Frundengar Hammerfists declared with his usual, ominous voice. “When the wind blows you can hear it howling through the hollow cave that is in between his ears!”


He gestured with his arms and the bones which hung on his body rattled.


“Eh, my cave might be hollow, but Effine's ain't.” Robin retorted as he always did. “Why should she give you the city just 'cause ye ask for it?!”


“Because she'll believe she can stay queen.” Brock explained soberly. “We deliver her a fit husband too. The ogres turn out peaceful neighbours and she can go about getting pregnant and rebuilding the kingdom.”


“That cunt's barren.” The outlaw declared in response. “Or else she's too ugly to fuck. Aele had her for years on end and all he got was a bastard.”


“That queen's cunt does not interest me.” Varg looked down at him, considering a quick sidestep that would leave the Thuran Brotherhood without a leader. “She will marry Kraxl and then she is going to die.”


“Ya, ya, and then you'll marry Kraxl.” Robin shrugged. “Thing is, if she refuses, you'll kill her, and then what about your claim? If she doesn't come out to parley your big she-warriors might have to make minced meat of the city folk. What's left to rule then?”


“It won't come to that.” Brock countered. “Sly's in the city. He's got it all figured out.”


-


Andgergast sat at the fork of Andra and Ingval, the former river joining the latter here. It had four gates; the east gate which didn't seem to serve any conceivable purpose unless the harbour was overcrowded with ships, the north-eastern gate which had a dirt road towards the now flattened village of Andrafall, the north-western gate with no road at all and the all-important southern gate over the bridge.


That bridge was quite something. Made of solid stone it stood, high enough to allow most river galleys and ships to pass beneath without striking their masts. It was fortified to give archers a platform from which to defend the harbour against enemies landing in the city. The southern end of the bridge was defended by a fortress almost of the same magnitude as the King's Castle which stood at the north end. It was the south that was most important naturally. Down the road there was the Thuran Lake, or Thuran Sea as some called it. There were many villages and ultimately the Margraviate of Griffinsford, part of the Garethian Empire and the gate to a world of trade.


Andergast's export was almost exclusively stoneoak wood which grew here in whole forests rather than singular trees as they could be found elsewhere. Nonetheless, the quarter of woodworkers was the smallest one of the four quarters in the city. It was situated just north of the harbour. Then came the tailors, north of that, next to it the quarter of smiths and finally the quarter of tanners and furriers north of the King's Castle. In the middle of the four was the market square and that was Andergast already.


It paled in comparison to most other cities Dari had seen or heard of.


But nonetheless, she was in her element, if not only for the fact that she was in any city again as opposed to forest, village or gargantuan hands. She was also quite proud of herself for having survived it all. It had taken some help and Phexen luck, yes, but often she had been saved by her own wits as well, or she wouldn't be here.


But this city had an aptitude to crush anyone's spirit, she soon found.


“Please, young lady, some food, some coin to spare?”


Beggars were everywhere, shoving their bowls under the noses of those who still had means. Guards were too few to prevent it. Thievery was rampant too and was posed to get worse once food would become worth more than gold. Prostitution was another thing. Women sold what parts they had left sometimes for as much as a bite of bread for their children or themselves. Oft as not, this happened under the tormented gazes of their starving husbands. Towards the city walls where life was poorest and refugees had erected their temporary dwellings so as to have one less wall to build, children were on offer as well.


A well-fed man without a shirt stepped out of a tent, lacing up his britches.


“Ahh, nothing makes me feel more alive than fucking another man's wife up the arse.”


He flicked a copper to the haggard, tattered husband of the woman he had just defiled.


“Ha, don't look so sorry, fellow! Your wife's not half bad!? Grunts like a sow though when you put it in her cunt. Maybe I should try her mouth tomorrow. That's a better use for it. She kisses like a dog too.”


“Kissed many dogs, have you, ruffian?” Dari snapped, walking by.


She slapped him, straight across his face, and blood ran from his nose. She couldn't do else. The scrawny husband was balling his fists in silent anger, his eyes too full of suffering. The children were sitting, leaning against the stone wall of the city, the wall that protected them, that imprisoned them, the wall that made all this suffering so much worse.


Then she blinked and was still standing so many yards away and the ruffian was still grinning.


“Till tomorrow then. And tell her to swallow!”


He went unpunished, whistling happily. He didn't even make the effort of gathering his shirt. Maybe he'd retrieve it on the next time he came, after he spilled his seed into the mouth of this poor man's wife. And all for a copper that at this point hardly bought a hard heel of bread any more.


It woke memories of other things Dari had seen but she knew how to cast her heart in iron. She wasn't supposed to care. She couldn't.


'Varg will bend it straight.' Sly's words rang in her ears.


Even when that cunning old brigand was not sounding smart at the time he always ended up doing so in the end. The irony would only have amused the likes of demon worshippers. Varg the Impaler, saviour of Andergast. One time, while accompanying Sly, Dari had seen her fuck a slave girl to death. She'd sat atop the tiny, broken thing, grinding, very similar to the way Nagash had used Dari. That seemed the primary mode of using slaves for that purpose, next to having the slave perform the act with the mouth. With Varg there had been no holding back however, and her hips squeezed the life out of her little toy without mercy. Or perhaps death was some kind of mercy anyway. Dari did not envy those slaves for one second.


Pondering the pros and cons of starvation, ineptitude, slavery and downright evil was not her purpose however. She had time to spare and was looking for anything useful.


“You know, this city is real shit for setting up a criminal network.” She had told Sly on one occasion. “There are too many beggars and they are not professionals.”


“Professionals?” The lovely brigand had frowned. “They do do it for a living, I assume.”


“Yes, but they do it out of necessity.”


Back in Gareth, when she used to rule the underground, getting information was usually relatively easy. Beggars were a guild, secretly but just as effective as that of any other craft, and their master was an old wretched weasel called Waterlungs. Beggars saw much during the day, and what they deemed of interest they reported to him and he to Dari. Similarly, Cross-eyed Merry was queen of the whores, and what interesting items patrons of brothels spilled she would pick up on and report as well. Jack Knife, the barber, was Dari's man for substances and would, at her request, sometimes allow his merchandise to be sold for information.


In this city, such an elaborate criminal organization was impossible; the beggars too many, too poor and honest; the whores too many too, and too desperate and disorganized. Substances was still a very much controlled market, but too tiny to build upon. She had been able to determine where to find those certain substances that dulled the mind fiercer than any common drink. The first address, and not to her surprise, was an alchemist whose shop was put in the quarter of smiths. Cities often put smiths and alchemists together and preferred them secluded from other structures. The former were prone to cause fires, the latter explosions, unless they were of the variety that barely did anything other than boiling soap.


The nose-less alchemist Seffel Candlemaker was selling Rainbow Dust under the table out of his shop, a substance that was taken into the body through the nose and made the consumer feel godlike, fearless and impervious to any trouble and most pain for a very short time. The glittering powder of many colours also led to a rapid deterioration of the body, starting where it first entered.


The second address was a gatherer who sold herbs and mushrooms at the market place. Some of those mushrooms were the kind which some Thorwallers favoured, inducing a berserk-like rage, most useful in a brawl or prizefight.


The third address was the rancid tavern where she had murdered a man after he had given her information, back when she had first come to this city by help of Xardas. The inn-keep was a kind-hearted soul, she remembered. No one would ever suspect of the Boron Wine cellar she ran beneath her socially tolerated establishment. Dari could picture it, dimly lit and foul, men lying sprawled like corpses.


She saw the little Phexen glyphs on buildings, the tiny markings that only elaborate criminals could read. Some warned burglars of dogs, others informed professional beggars that the owner here was a niggard. There was some evidence of a criminal organization but it seemed to have collapsed on account of all the sudden competition from outside. There were at least three gangs who did shake downs and sold protection against thieves, but in order to do that they had to work as guardsmen, rather than collaborating with the thieves and making the money without effort. It was too primitive to rouse Dari's interest.


She had also looked after indications of Horasian spies, but that proved tiresome. All she had to go by where Horasian blood ties. Rahjácomo Finesmith had closed shop and fled to his ancestral homeland by ship at the first talk of giants and war. Mercantile man Hardo Bosvani, procurer of stoneoak wood in service with the trading house of Stoerrebrandt, had left with his wife Emilia and their two children in a carriage over the bridge and down south toward Griffinsford when late King Aele called the banners.


That left only one, the exile Thion Vardeen. What he had been exiled for, Dari had not been able to determine. It was odd though, that he would choose this place. And he had often complained about it too, when in his cups. She had told Sly about this and he had bribed some city guard to raid his home. They were knocking at his door now, halberds in hand. If he was a spy, he probably wasn't the only one, but there was no time for a more thorough investigation. One less ear of Horas in this city was a good thing. It could meant that word needed to travel somewhere else first ere the Horasians would pick up on it, buying them time.


Vardeen answered the knock with a curse on his lips. He was a short, grey old man with sacks beneath his wet eyes. His picture and demeanour stirred no sympathy.


“You are accused of treason!” The sergeant of guard informed him and he was promptly grabbed, thrown to the ground and beaten with the shafts of their spears.


Then they dragged him off, presumably to torture.


“If he confesses anything he'll be drawn and quartered, most like.” Sly said as he rejoined Dari's side, eating boiled eggs from a bowl that stank of vinegar. “Haven't seen that one in a while.”


Queen Effine was not short-handed with death sentences these days as the severed head of many a man could profess, impaled up on the city walls.


“And if he doesn't confess?” Dari asked with a glance.


Sly shrugged: “Then they'll forget to feed him. He can eat his fingers for all I care. Come.”


The guards had finished their brief search of Thion Vardeen's home and left, leaving the door open. A wooden flight of stairs was behind it, leading up to scant and devastated apartments. Vardeen had lived alone, and not like a lord either. The straw in his overturned bed was old and mouldy, the rushes in need of changing. It stank somewhat abominably.


“I told them to mess everything up as would be expected, but not take anything.” Sly said, looking through some empty, trampled parchments on the ground. “They might have taken valuables though.”


“He did have ink and parchment,” Dari replied, “though none I asked about him knew he could read and write.”


“See that thing?” Sly pointed at a waist-high cabinet that looked like a little wooden cage. “Pigeons. Messenger pigeons, or I'll be damned.”


Two or three birds were still inside upon closer inspection. That explained the smell.


“There's pigeon bones here as well.” Dari pointed to the ground. “Why would he eat his messenger pigeons?”


Sly picked up a tiny piece of writing from the ground: “Probably ran out of money. Do you know someone we can bribe to tell us what this says?”


“Give it here.”


Dari laughed and snatched the writing from his hand. It looked dirty and had been crumbled up.


“Gates still closed. Nothing new. Sent gold. Signed T.V.” She read. “He misspelled 'send', poor fool.”


He had probably noticed his mistake and written the message new, she guessed, tossing the old one away.


“Well, I'll be damned.” Sly grinned. “And you almost ended up as Trundle's arse cushion. Who taught you to read?”


“Taught myself.” She replied. “It's all just pictures that make sounds.”


“Well, I can't bloody well hear them.” The raider grumbled and got to his feet. “Come, let's go before anyone starts to loot this place. Take that sack over there and get the pigeons.”


“You didn't spend all our gold on those guards, did you?” She asked him, complying nonetheless. “I was hoping to have some chicken tonight, not pigeon.”


The raider smiled mischievously: “They're not for eating.”


-


Furio had slept surprisingly well and long. Too long. On account of the dark sky and heavy rainfall the morning had started late in any case. And so far, the whole day had been a calamity. Somehow, no one had thought to feed Janna and Laura before they had to ask. Neither did anyone wake Furio for that purpose. He had been roused to break his fast with the officers in the great hall and he remembered acknowledging that before turning around and falling right back into Boron's arms.


In the meantime, Janna and Laura had gotten that queer item of the hostage situation into their heads, as well as ransacking the farms outside the city for food. That could not be helped now.


“Master Furio.” Scalia greeted him when he entered the great hall again. “You will forgive us for having started without you.”


It was not a question. At the long table sat the Horasian officers and broke their fast on bread, porridge and bacon. It smelled fantastic.


“Here!” Major Marillio offered Furio the chair next to him.


Marillio sat next to Scalia who had taken the lord's seat at the head of the table. Then there was the free seat offered to Furio, next to a woman he did not know. Next to the other officers there were two younger women on the opposite side, sitting and eating quietly, eyes on their porridges.


“May I present,” Marillio gestured to the older woman, “the Lady Walpurga of Joborn.”


“Ah, the wizard!”


The lady was in her forties and stout. She wore a dress of light red with a white bodice and a white cloth wrapped around her head fastening some hat. Her mouth was small, her cheeks puffy, but her eyes were piercing and awake.


“You must forgive me.” She offered with a glance at General Scalia. “Since my husband is now a glorified caravan guard it seems it must be me to offer you our hospitality.”


“We are...most grateful for your lord husband's commitment, my lady.” Furio replied heavy-handedly. “My Lord General, might we have a...”


“Hai!” Someone had entered the hall behind Furio and marched straight past him, faster than wind.


It was Lee's son whom Furio had met at Salza. He walked up to General Scalia, slammed his heels together and bowed.


“My Lord General!”


He handed over a curled letter before he dared rise again. Scalia unrolled it, studying it as always without hinting at any of his thoughts.


“General Lee's eldest son died in battle.” He said slowly. “He wishes to observe the mandatory mourning period of two years.”


Feishan bowed again, waiting for a reply.


“Granted.” The general finally said, not without some gravity. “But seeing as he was your older brother, would you not have to mourn too?”


Such leniency was unheard of, or so Furio had believed.


“The mandatory mourning period is one year, my Lord General!” Feishan replied, full of youth and energy. “But it is my honourable father's wish that I stay and prove myself!”


Scalia fixed the lad with his eyes: “Granted as well. You may return to your duties.”


The Maraskan youth bowed again, reached into his leather bag and produced a stone-clay bottle, such as Lee was always encountered drinking from.


“It is my fathers wish that you have this gift, my Lord General!”


The old man took it, set it on the table and gave it a critical glance before turning his grey eyes back up again: “If not for this poison your father would be one of greatest tacticians alive. Tell him I will consider it desertion if he drinks himself to death in his mourning.”


“Hai!”


And with that, the young Maraskan turned on his heel and marched out of the hall, heels echoing.


“Sit.” The general addressed Furio again, gesturing to the seat next to Marillio. “You look like you have been rotting in a dungeon.”


“I...” Furio stammered, suddenly so horribly inapt at all this. “I think, I had best...”


“Eat.” The general interrupted him firmly. “The Thorwalsh are not going anywhere. You may break your fast before you go hunt them.”


That was a ruse, Furio understood at least, to keep the thing about Havena a secret.


'Thirty five thousand people.'


“Oh!” Lady Walpurga of Joborn exclaimed snidely. “Will the beasts come to our rescue then. Will they trample all the forest flat beneath their feet? It robs our uninvited guests of the roof over their heads, but where will my husband go hunt then, I ask you?”


“Perhaps he may find solace in fishing.” Scalia gestured again at the free seat.


“My Lord General, about a different matter,” Furio went on, “a quiet word?”


“Not trusting your allies, are you, wizard?” The lady fixed him with a stare that was eerily penetrating.


She wasn't unfriendly, quite the opposite. She seemed like a charming partner for a conversation but her wits were sharp as a knife and quite disarming and she was almost as disagreeable as Marillio.


“Leave us.”


Again, Scalia's words were not a question and it was a palpable demonstration of power to shoo the lady of the castle and her daughters from their own hall.


“Ha, military men!” Lady Walpurga rose, giving the old general a pitying look. “Can't even break your fast without manoeuvring. Come, my little hens. The sorry old cocks wish to brood in privacy.”


Marillio rose with them.


“My lady.” He offered amicably. “I was hoping to take your daughters for a walk later. They seemed to be enjoying themselves the last time.”


The elder of Walpurga's daughters was plainly fat and stupid looking. She wore a blue dress, fringed and embroidered with miniature pearls in the shape of stag beetles, Joborn's sigil. The younger one was beautiful, curly haired and shy with her eyes and smiles. Her dress was pink, embroidered with roses in a dark red. It was not clear about which of the two Marillio had aspirations. That would surely depend on whether there was a son in the picture, or if this castle could be inherited by marrying the fat girl.


Lady Walpurga's expression only got more pitiful however: “You know, for one who prides himself on always speaking truth, you lie to yourself a great deal.”


And then she left, dress swirling and daughters following timidly behind her. Scalia made a gesture and the officers left as well, all but Major Marillio.


“Well intentioned.” The general declared as soon as the door was shut. “Our hold on Nostria must strengthen. You, major, may, however, not live that long. You will replace General Lee, as a colonel.”


“Thank you, my Lord General.” Marillio replied thin-lipped, and looked much like he would rather have had the girl.


Furio would not have himself be asked for a third time and sat quickly, shovelling a few spoons of porridge into his mouth. It was enriched with ham, making it even more pleasant than he could have hoped for. He had just bitten in half a crisp piece of black bacon when he noticed the general looking at him.


“We might have a trouble.” He said hastily, swallowing hard and having to wash his mouth and beard with ale. “The giantesses have gotten an idea into their head. A fancy, nothing more, I believe. There are two persons of interest to them, back in Andergast. They believe they have been taken hostage by the Andergastian army, or perhaps by now the army of ogres.”


Scalia's face did not move an inch any which way but Marrilio blurted: “How did they find out that?!”


Almost, Furio would have missed the betraying grammar.


'How did they find that out' would have been the way to phrase it innocently, or any other possible way, but not quite like this.


“You knew?” He asked perplexed.


Scalia's face made no move. Perhaps this was him looking angry or scolding or any such. When he spoke he sounded undeterred however.


“There was a message, detailing this.”


He reached into his slashed, green doublet and produced a tiny scroll such as was usually bound to the feet of homing pigeons to deliver messages. This way was much faster than riders, even chains of messenger posts such as Horas maintained, and much safer and more inconspicuous besides. The logistical intricacies were more or less complicated, because the birds had to originate from the place where the message was to be sent to, always, without failure, finding their way back home, if they survived the journey.


Receiving the piece of parchment put Furio into a position closer to the Horasian intelligence machine as he had ever been before, and he winced to see that the grease on his fingers was staining it. He wiped his hands on his robes and unrolled the message.


“Q.E. caught Steeph and Kristina. Will kill them if giantesses enter. Hostages. Signed T.V.”


“Q.E.?” He asked, frowning, the parchment shaking in his hand.


“Queen Effine.” Scalia replied. “We were at a loss as to what the message meant. Now we know.”


“What will we do about this?” Furio asked before remembering that he already new. “We must send agents. The two must be freed!”


Scalia studied his porridge for a moment and then ate a spoonful.


“That's not the right question.” Marillio turned on his chair and pushed himself backwards to get a better look of Furio. “It was our intention to keep this secret until it was too late. Let the queen kill the hostages. They are nothing to us and do not serve any purpose dead other than enraging our giantesses against Andergast. And what of it, given that this queen seems paranoid enough to believe we're here for her rather than the ogres. The real question is, who told the giantesses.”


“It wasn't me.” Furio replied, struggling to make himself sound stern. “It could have happened on the road or in the night. If Queen Effine sent riders...”


“That does not matter now.” Scalia calmly fell into his word. “They know, or rather, they suspect. Keep it that way. Say we know nothing.”


“We will do our best to free these hostages, however.” Marillio added with as much confidence as though he spoke for the general himself. “And then they might be our hostages. Heh, guests, I mean.”


Scalia's attention was fixed on his porridge again and the conversation was very much over.


“I...uh, saw it in a dream.” Laura shrugged when Furio asked her where she had heard about that tale.


By then he and Graham were riding in a small river boat, tugged under Janna's arm and overspilling with casks and barrels of cured Horasian food stocks. He was still feigning to doubt the story but had vowed that Horas would do everything in it's power to get to the bottom of it.


'If Janna and Laura somehow end up in Andgerast however, then it may get out. And woe me then.'


He did not believe Laura's explanation for one second, but what was he to do about it? He was a bug to her, and if not for Janna there was no doubt in his mind that she would have gotten rid of him a while ago in some cruel way. Janna was still there, luckily, but he did not really feel like betting on Phex just now. The day had been complicated and troublesome enough already.


The deepest of deep Nostrian forest crunched under the two gargantuan set of feet. There was nothing here, no road, no farms, no villages, nothing to trample and abuse. Supposedly there were Thorwalsh somewhere in these woods but they would be able to hear the devastation from miles off or else they would go unnoticed in between trees and the weather.


 


The rain had lessened a bit, allowing conversation again, but just now it was once more getting stronger. The giantesses' hands were full with their possessions, the stone phallus, the lantern, the queer vision device, a giant piece of soap...


They were wrapped in their blankets, just like Furio and Graham were wrapped in heavy leather cloaks.


Above, black clouds hung so low that it almost looked like Janna might reach out and be able to touch them. A wind picked up too. The weather was getting even worse.


“I don't like this at all.” Janna stared anxiously into the sky. “Furio, do you think a thunderstorm is coming?”


“Rondra is the goddess of thunder as well! Have we done anything to displease her?”


He had to shout over the rain again and that cost him much strength. It often left his throat raw but it wouldn't do not to answer when one of the giantesses addressed him.


Laura looked genuinely afraid at that: “Do you think this is the Mad Lioness' work?”


Furio did not know why she would be afraid. At Thorwal, Laura had supposedly been struck by lighting but the only thing he had heard that did to her was make her hair fuzzy, like after pulling on a woollen shift. Both the giantesses' hair was still bound up in braids, though in some disrepair, so he saw nothing that they might have to be afraid of, and much less what the priestess might have to do with it. He had seen where she had gone the day before, right into Laura's undergarments and in between her legs, but surely by now she was squashed to porridge in some bodily imprint somewhere or passing through Laura's belly.


To his astonishment though, the mountainous beauty put down the things she carried, reached down into her britches and produced the young, fierce woman that had been so much unnecessary trouble. She was in dire shape. It looked like slime was covering every inch of her body.


Furio was of course no stranger to the female sexual organs. He had had lovers when he was younger and wilder, and he had spend that one, wonderful night with Rondria under his cloak. She had been wet down there, and soft and warm and it seemed to him that staying in there was the only real thing that mattered at that moment. On the other hand was he also no stranger to the fact that it must have been a horrible fate to be used there by these titanic young women. And they did it often, far as he could have said, just like the young people they looked like and where commonly most afflicted by such cravings.


The Mad Lioness crawled on Laura's hand, none of her pride and ferocity left. She was on all fourths, licking water off her tormentor's skin. Laura studied her as though she was some curious insect gathered by the wayside and then dismissed her.


“No, I don't think she'd be able to do that just now.”


Nonetheless she pinched the tiny insect by the leg, that same leg Janna had twisted and bent just a little too far, to keep the priestess from running off.


“Did you call a thunderstorm?”


“Laura, you're being ridiculous.” Janna scoffed and tried to cross her arms before her chest which did not work because of all the things she was carrying and produced some dangerous groaning from Furio and Graham's boat.


The Lioness screamed with pain, begging Laura to stop. It was astounding to see how this unhinged evil had broken someone so seemingly unbreakable in such a short time.


“I think it's just rain.” Laura declared confidently and went to shove her prisoner back down into her undergarments.


The priestess begged not to be put there again but she might as well have begged the rain to stop falling. Then they were walking once more and an argument broke out between the two moving mountains.


“Furio,” Laura finally told him what it was about, “Janna thinks if you move slower through the rain you get less wet. Isn't that stupid?”


He would have expected anything, but not that. He wished he could have shrugged, curled up into his cloak and brooded on some things for a while.


“What do you think?” He addressed Graham.


It was cruel to put this on the lad, but as a sword needed a wet stone and a mind needed books, so too did courage require tempering in order to develop. A cowardly scholar was condemned to forever to rely on the accounts of braver men and Furio would not like to see such a thing being said of his student.


But the map maker only shook his hanging face and vanished beneath cloak again.


“Graham thinks you are wrong, Janna!” Furio called. “I concur!”


“You all do not know what you are speaking off. This is well established.” Janna snapped back at him. “Where are we going anyway? What is there, south?”


“We are going to Havena!” Furio replied.


Janna reacted just like Furio had when Scalia told him, only she needed to remember what the place was first. She had received most of that knowledge from Rondria, so her remembrance served as a test as to how much the giantess had de facto cared about the acolyte that Furio had loved. She did not pass and Furio had to freshen up her memory with cues.


“And what are we doing there, at Horas only margraviate?” She finally asked.


At least, she had remembered that part.


“It is no longer!” He explained against the rain. “Havena has joined the kingdom of Albernia and thereby the Garethian Empire! We will destroy it!”


He could not bear stretching out that conversation so he skipped right to the conclusion that her questions would bring to light.


“Oh.” Janna made, sounding like she judged that an interesting prospect rather than an appalling and horrifying one. “How big is it? It's big right?”


Furio tried to answer but the words would not come out. Then he only stammered so softly that he could barely hear himself.


“Thirty five thousand people!” He finally screamed into the wind.


With the shaking from Janna's walk and the weather he might have convinced himself that he was sailing somewhere, captaining some ship. In the end it was all the same though, whether battle or butchery. Tens of thousands dead.


Janna made big eyes and told Laura of the good news. Predictably, the other grinned, eyes shining like a child's when told it was to receive a present.


“How long till we get there?” She asked eagerly.


The only thing missing was foam running from her mouth, but the rain would have washed that away anyhow.


“Judging by the time it took us to reach Joborn from Salza we should reach Nostria today!” He shouted. “Havena is not far! Noon tomorrow, I shall wager!”


It could be worse, he realized at that moment, and a great deal more that was worse. There were many things not taken into consideration yet. What was good was that Furio did not have family at Havena, or any that he knew of. If one of his blood had travelled to the city without his knowing and was still there they would likely perish with most of the rest. Janna and Laura would not know. People were hard to tell apart from one another after being squished to goo in any case, and whatever came out the other end after being eaten by one of the giantesses did not warrant any thinking about whatsoever.


As for people Furio knew, colleagues in study and comrades in the field, he could hardly name anyone just now. A certain Master Uialbanach had hosted Furio for supper while in Havena, but that had been a stiff and awkward affair, and if Furio were ask to pick the man out of a hundred to save him, he couldn't not, for the live of him, have remembered what the man looked like. Along with that acknowledgement came the realization that he did not have any real friends.


-


Lunch was a watery affair in the drizzle and a terribly slow one. Neither Furio nor Graham could well wield an axe and they were only two. They could not really hoist one of the larger barrels on their own either.


“Faster you little scrub, or I'll eat you!” Laura cursed the tiny mapmaker balancing on the pile of food stocks on the ship she had been carrying.


She picked up a cask and crunched it in her mouth, but only to let the food drool out and rain down on top of him, along with a fair amount of splinters.


“Don't scare him. He'll hurt himself.” Janna cautioned, not liking the way the scrawny little man handled himself with the one-handed battleaxe Furio had pressed into his hands.


She and Laura both had a belly-full of walking. They each had walked to Thorwal, then to the north, then south again to Salza, then to Joborn and now to here, wherever that was. But without walking they would never get anywhere, and so they had to be content with it.


“This one, Janna!” Furio informed when he had gotten another one opened for her.


She poured the contents into her mouth, tasting faintly of cabbage and mostly of vinegar, and had to wait for the next one that could only be one or two minutes away. Meanwhile her stomach complained gravely over being teased.


“This is a waste of time.” Laura declared, tossing away an empty food container of her own. “Graham, are there any villages on our way, or maybe close enough to reach them if we were to make a detour?”


The axe jumped off the wooden lid Graham was beating at, missed his knee by a hair's breadth and was let go, clattering amongst the cargo.


“There is!” He called up, crouching over a little map shortly after, a place he was obviously much more comfortable with. “If we meet the river we would find them easily!”


Laura looked angry: “Furio, if I tear that hanging sack of shit off his face, will that make his speech clearer? And what's he doing holding that map in the rain like that, it's gonna turn to mush, isn't it?”


“He said there are villages by a river we are going to meet.” Janna stepped in. “And the map is waxed. It's waterproof.”


“Good then.” Laura spat, stood up and started gathering her things. “We'll go there and eat the people!”


She gathered up the boat last, lifting it so fast that Graham fell down to where his axe had landed.


“They're likely burned out, just like all the others.” Janna reminded her but made haste to get moving as well.


Eating at this pace was pointless.


“And they are still Nostrians. It didn't look like they had so terribly many villages on that map earlier. It'll be really strange if all of them disappear next to our footsteps.”


“I don't care.” Laura replied. “If there's no one there then there isn't, but if there is they're gonna be my lunch.”


With that reasoning, Janna's mind was split. She believed in what she said but had to eat all the same. And what was another Nostrian village after all, if there were any people, which no one could reasonably expect at this point.


“We're doing a forced march.” Laura declared next. “It's gonna be shit but we will get to eat earlier that way. We're not going to Nostria first. Fuck that. We head directly to that haven thing and have ourselves a really awesome pick-nick.”


“That city is called Havena.” Janna said, having to play the adult again. “And I don't think we'll reach it today.”


She looked at Graham and Furio who were now in separate vessels for confirmation: “Can we?”


“We can walk through the night if we have to.” Laura did not wait for any of them. “We have the night vision thing and the lantern.”


“The night vision is out of batteries.” Janna reminded her, shoehorning English into the alien tongue for the word that did not exist yet in that language.


Furio and Graham were familiar with this kind of situation and knew better than to open their tiny little mouths. Laura was having that stubborn look on her face that she got when no amount of reasoning could sway her and since she could swat men like flies it was doubtlessly better to keep silent then, if one was little.


“The lantern then.” Laura said. “And even if we don't reach Havena today we'll be closer to it tomorrow morning than if we first go to stupid Nostria City.”


And Laura meant that. Not waiting for a reply, she turned and marched off like a berserker, leaving only up-rooted, smashed and trampled trees in her wake. They passed a lake a little while after and Graham shouted to Furio that that was a good thing.


Marching violently like that, on an empty belly, had been what Janna meant to avoid from now on, but she wouldn't break down before Laura would. It was well into the afternoon when they finally came upon that river. Janna had rescued Graham from Laura's ship in the meantime when he had become seasick on account of her carelessness and the two tiny men were reunited and navigating as best they could.


“This is the Urfarr!” Furio called up, next to the lad crouching over the map. “Follow it south and you will get to the Tommel! That would get us to Nostria if we are still going there! It isn't far!”


“Heard that, Laura?” Janna asked. “It isn't far to Nostria, he said.”


“There's still plenty of light.” Laura tugged a wet, rogue strand of hair behind her ear. “If we keep up this pace, maybe we can reach Havena today.”


“I'm tired, Laura.” Janna tried her luck.


She saw no need in rushing things like this. The Horasian people they sent after Steve and Christina would need days if not weeks to get any results, most likely, and she was worried that there would be nothing to do for her and Laura and in the meantime.


“There's supposed to be villages here, right?” Laura's eyes turned to Furio. “We can eat here and take a short rest, then we move on.”


She hadn't gotten rid of the small ship she carried, Janna had taken note, so maybe she still entertained the possibility of finding the villages deserted.


“There are two villages on this river!” Furio announced, all dutiful little servant. “Fiolbar and Elgor! If we are too far south, we will have missed the first one but the second sits where the rivers join, so you can't miss it!”


They were at the completely opposite side of Nostria, from Thorwal, so maybe there was something here, Janna thought and hoped. It would be very unkind to the people who lived there, but that was not really much of a concern to her when she was hungry.


They must have been south of Fiolbar because there were no villages at all until they came upon that larger river. Elgor sat at the north bank of the larger one, the Tommel, and perhaps a few hundred meters west from the other. It wasn't sandwiched in a niche like Janna had seen several villages be put before, but against the water there was equally no escape because it was so tiny.


“Psst!” Laura made, grinning and making the seemingly absurd attempt of sneaking up on the place.


The smaller river was less than a meter in width to Janna and she crossed it with one wide step. The Tommel was much larger. If she wanted to cross that one she'd have to make a considerable jump or get her feet wet. All in all, the village was just a collection of ten or a dozen straw-roofed houses, pens, stables, fences and what else medieval agriculture required. The fields were cropped clean bar for some pumpkin beds, the animals huddled together for warmth wherever they had to be outside in the rain. Smoke was rising low from the rooftops and not a soul was outside. The village seemed entirely untouched by the war, likely due to the geography. There was a road that she could see on this side of the river but that road, like the Tommel, led west to east and back and not anywhere near anything Thorwalsh. Perhaps Hjalmar Boyfucker and his ilk had simply not gotten this far yet.


“Master,” Graham said so softly on the boat that Janna had almost not heard it, “this village is in the wrong place!”


She turned her head to look and saw Furio lean over the map the young man was holding out.


“What do you mean?” The wizard asked, stroking his beard.


Graham pointed: “Here. It should be east of the smaller river, not west like this one.”


“A mistake, perhaps?” Furio replied, pondering. “It is a small place to be sure.”


“Yes, master, but if not...”


“Peekaboo!” Laura announced, crouching over the defenceless collection of houses.


It had worked, somehow. She had successfully sneaked up on the village without raising any alarms. The rain helped her a great deal, of course, but nonetheless. People stumbled out of their homes, some bearing whatever they had that resembled weapons, grabbed a hold of on the fly. They were struck dumb at the sight of Laura's grinning face in the rain.


“Allies or not, you're food now.” She informed them. “There is no escape.”


And there really wasn't. Laura was too big. She could easily reach to either side of the village with her arms and pick off runners. Boats there were plenty, little nut shells, some with fishing nets in them, but they would be too slow as well.


“Janna, if you don't come I'm starting without you.”


War had touched the village after all, she saw when she came closer. There were no fighting age males present, meaning that they had been called upon to go and fight. That made the remaining population even more helpless.


Laura reached for some woman and lifted her to her face. She didn't start yet, only basking in the terror of her victims. Then she pushed the woman into her mouth. Gasps, shrieks and cries followed from below and even more so when she let her struggling morsel escape from her lips just enough to trap her and suck her in again. Then she smiled and chewed.


Janna crouched down next to her, doing a quick count. There was an average of three per house, some more, some less, so they had thirty or forty tiny people between them, not nearly enough to get full. A full belly required a hundred, but here there had pigs to supplement, nice and fat by the looks of them. Janna had long since recognized the importance of acorns in pig farming. If there were oak trees nearby, the pigs were usually more plentiful and in very appetizing condition. Her mouth watered at the sight of all the living food.


There were lines from which to hang river fish to dry, she saw, so there would likely be stockpiles of that also.


“Bring us all the food you have stored away.” She said calmly. “Be quick about it, or we'll eat every last one of you.”


“Brilliant idea.” Laura acknowledged in English. “But we're still going to eat all of them.”


Janna smiled. It very much went without saying.


Laura started to chase some screamingly terrified pigs around with her hand, picking them off one by one before crunching them in between her teeth. Some fishwife looked like she had decided to make the attempt of swimming to safety and almost got herself a Darwin award when she went under in the current. Janna fished her out with her hand, looking down at the people who still only stared at up at her in horror.


“Bring us the food,” She said again, “or you'll all get eaten. We are giants. We eat people.”


To prove that, she ate the fishwife, tossing her into her mouth and swallowing her whole. That finally set things in motion down below. She even tasted slightly like fish smelled. Janna should have chewed her.


“Bring everything we have!” Some motherly woman commanded on the ground. “Fast! Fast! Leave nothing!”


People cried helplessly while they followed that advice but some boy tried to steal off, ducking under Laura's gaze, moving from cover to cover and once even cunningly using a running pig to cover more ground unseen. Laura saw him however, and he and his cover went into her maw together, mauled to shreds in an instant.


On a patch of grass people assembled their winter stores. There were ruff-spun sacks, some barrels, baskets of apples and pears and of dried, hard fish. These people would have laboured half a year for all this and now it would be consumed in one sitting by two gargantuan bullies. No one would starve, however, because those producers present at the scene would be digested right along with their produce. Janna felt quite good about herself.


“Get axes and open these barrels for us as well.” She said, turning behind herself and getting her small ship with Horasian supplies.


Adding that into the mix, she and Laura were suddenly sitting in front of a full meal with lots to choose from. That was good, their bodies needed the energy and calories dearly. Furio and Graham still sat on that ship, looking at the villagers with some interest.


“This is almost like old times.” Laura noted suddenly. “Remember when we used to do this all the time in Andgergast?”


Janna remembered. They had had some pretty good times there. The food was good, it turned out. A sack of meal was a sack of meal, and its mushy state on account of the rain did not help that, but the next sack she squished into her mouth contained peas, and the one after that some raw oats. The Horasian stuff was okay, but did not have this real earthy touch to it like this had, like the difference between real and fast food.


A woman with an axe came to see about the barrels on the ship and Furio and Graham started to roll off deck what they could.


“What is this village called, good woman?” Furio asked her in between swings.


She got the containers open much faster than the two little men had earlier.


“Doesn't have a name...milord.” She answered him insecurely.


Somehow, her voice sounded like the mooing of a cow to Janna.


The wizard and the mapmaker exchanged a look: “Is this not Elgor?”


The woman's axe crashed through another lid with fervour and she stopped to wipe rain from her brow and look at them.


“Elgor's downstream, milords.” She said blankly. “Way down. Two days at least, if you take a boat. Three, more like.”


“What is the closest city?” Furio inquired next.


Janna could tell that this was bad news. She had been wondering how they were navigating in any case, only with a map and no view of the sun whatsoever. It wasn't the first time this occurred and the last time, when they had come down from Thorwal, it had almost ended in a calamity.


“Why, it's Winhall, milords, upstream and on the Albernian side.” The woman pointed with a big, fleshy arm.


“We didn't follow the Urfarr, Master.” Graham conferred with his map. “We are here, at the river with no name.”


“How far off are we?” Janna asked from above.


The answer came grimly: “More than one hundred kilometres.”


“I swear we should eat these guys too.” Laura shook her head in disbelief, still chewing pigs. “Can't even read a fucking map.”


Graham jumped off the ship, entered an emptied pig pen and started digging in the shit covered ground with his hands.


“We meant to go here!” He pointed, placing a heap of filth for the village they thought this was until a moment ago. “But we are here.”


 


 


“I do not think it is a big trouble. There are other villages on the way and to you this is not a great distance!”


“How about you spend that distance in my shoe then.” Laura snapped. “Might help you remember how to navigate properly.”


Janna hadn't thought she would make due on the threat but she reached out for the little man anyway. Graham paled, swallowed and accepted his fate, but Janna wasn't going to. The little cartographer was too important.


“Don't hurt him, Laura. He isn't even a navigator and you know what a little softy he is. He wouldn't survive in there for a minute.”


“I want to punish him though.” Laura replied angrily.


The tiny, little worm with the hanging face shrunk down to something even tinier under her gaze.


“You've terrified him already. That's enough.” Janna declared. “Also...you heard that about the other city nearby, right?”


Laura pressed her lips together and nodded.


Janna didn't feel like she had to make it sound tasty but did it anyway: “Think about it. Albernia, that's a kingdom where we've never been. A completely untouched city full of new stuff we can play with. And when we go to Havena tomorrow there will be yet another city, and different too, since it used to be Horasian.”


“Awesome.” Laura's eyes gleamed.


Somehow, Thorwal, in certain places, had seemed to be much more populous than Nostria, which had been a great disappointment. This would make up for it. Janna sensed that they were closer again now, to civilization.


“Is this all we have?” The motherly woman from earlier could be heard on the ground. “Let us pray that it is enough!”


And the villagers sat and prayed. They prayed to Praios for leadership, to Rondra for protection, to Phex for luck. They prayed to Travia for their families and to Peraine for a bountiful crop of turnips and squash to replace what the giantesses had stolen from them. They prayed to Boron for the three that had been eaten, that he would guide their souls into his ponderous halls. And they prayed to Efferd for full nets of fish and to Firun for some likely game they might poach.


The amount of food was not to squander, but in the end that would help them as little as their prayers. Laura's and Janna's bellies were too huge and it was too easy to just pick someone up and eat them. It was a peculiar thing that these tiny people tasted even better than the edibles they produced as well.


“Aw, do you think we can get an alchemist or something to make Coca Cola for us?” Laura asked, regarding some big barrel in hand. “I really, really want some Coca Cola right now.”


“Homesick, huh?” Janna frowned, worried.


“Not really.” Laura shrugged. “Just for Coke. Do you know how to make it?”


She held the barrel in between her fingers and over her mouth. Then she just crushed it, like a little pill, the contents, ale by the looks of it, running down onto her pallet.


“Complete mystery to me.” Janna said. “For all I know they use it to make Dr. Pepper. You, however, are a genius. We should have done that from the beginning.”


“What? Oh!” Laura's eyes widened. “Now I feel like a complete idiot.”


The technique worked well for eating the canned food. They hadn't had any need for tiny, inapt men with axes after all, in this regard.


Janna ate seven pigs, eighteen baskets of dried fish, twenty one baskets of fruit, several dozen sacks each of grain, flour, peas, turnips and other vegetables, half of all the barrels on her ship, five casks of ale, a screaming oxen, a foal, three calves and a dog. The dog had suddenly run out of one of the houses and she had only eaten it because the barking was getting on her nerves. It tasted like a dog smelled however, so she regretted not simply squishing it. The girl that started crying uncontrollably afterwards she ate too, and that one tasted fantastic.


“Best for last.” She loomed over the remaining villagers. “Do you know what 'dessert' means?”


They did, as was readable on their faces. Their helplessness turned her on. They were her allies, theoretically, but she could do to them whatever she wanted. Had this been a game of chess she'd be the queen and they the pawns. Whereas she was the most powerful figure on the board, they were many and easy to sacrifice for her benefit. In truth she was much more powerful than even the queen in a chess game, she thought. The player, however, she was not, which bugged her somewhat but had no significant momentary importance.


“Imagine being a vegetarian.” Laura said, gathering five people that she pressed together with her fingers like popcorn before depositing them on her tongue. “That would be dumb, huh?”


Janna laughed and collected villagers on her hand before upending it into her mouth. They immediately started to crawl into every direction on her tongue, but with a single move they were all under her control again, screaming and begging for mercy. She closed her eyes and chewed them slowly, using her teeth to break and crush them one by one. Sometimes she'd grind the lower half of one tiny morsel into pulp to feel them crawl a little with their arms before she finished them.


Laura got the fat woman that had helped them with the barrels. Janna ate and squelched the motherly one that had given commands earlier. It was a matter of not more than three minutes and all villagers were in their guts. Then they went through the houses, daub and wattle constructions with straw roofs. They didn't stand a chance against Janna's hands. It was like ripping apart a downscaled model exposé at a museum, only that here sometimes there were still tiny living morsels to be found. Her fingers pushed over chairs and tables, destroyed beds with straw in them and crushed little cabinets so that the boards they were made up of fell apart.


“Oh, grampa is too old for war, huh.” Laura said when she uncovered an old, infirm man, sitting on a chair. “Enjoying retirement?”


He looked up at her with white, tearful eyes before her fingers picked him up and bent him over backwards until the back of his head met the back of his feet.


“Snapped like a twig.” She grinned and flicked him right into the river to drown.


Others, hiding here and there, they just threw into their mouths and ate without much consideration. There weren't many in any case. In the last house, Janna found another old man, this one with a bundle in his arms. She chose to leave him and rose.


“And another place wiped off the map.” Laura declared happily.


Then she trampled everything that was left, including the man Janna spared and anyone hidden too well to be found. It all crunched nicely under her sneakers and there was nothing but a wealth of splinters and straw left afterwards.


“Ah, I feel so much better.” She rubbed her belly with a hand. “And it stopped raining too. Let's go.”


It really had stopped raining, Janna realized. They used their blankets as sacks as before and poured what was left from Laura's ship onto Janna's before letting Furio and Graham climb on again. The empty ship, Laura sat down onto the river with a little push, watching the current take it downstream peacefully toward Nostria City.


“That is the wrong way!” Furio said after ten seconds of walking. “We need to go down stream, not up!”


“We're making a little detour.” Janna informed the minuscule wizard. “You can't complain. It was your misdirection that led us here.”


“What do you know about Winhall, Furio?” Laura asked, walking beside.


The tiny mage paled: “Er, next to nothing, other than that it is an Albernian city. Albernia, Janna! You cannot mean to do this. This would mean war!”


“Could mean war.” Janna corrected with a smile. “Havena is now Albernia's as well, isn't it. One or two big cities doesn't really seem to make that much of a difference. Graham, do you know anything about that place?”


The boy fearfully shook his head: “It is close to here, b-b-but on the other side of the river.”


Janna and Laura each tried the jump, the ship being placed meanwhile on the river for safety. It was hopelessly overladen and started drifting downstream with the current but was able to stay afloat on it's own. Laura jumped first, crashing into the opposite riverbank and splashing water all over her legs. Her feet came out drenched and muddy.


Janna fared even worse, only making two thirds of the big jump and going in up to her knees in water. She ended up having to pull off her boots and upend them, as well as going sock-less after that.


“We should plan our attack.” Laura mentioned as soon as that business was over. “I don't want anyone to escape.”


A first tiny farm came into view and peasants running their little lives.


“Ha, look, those are the first Albernians we're gonna smush.”


Albernian peasants did not look differently than Nostrian peasants from above. Laura stepped into their path and buried the first one under her foot, twisting it as though he were a cigarette. Then Janna came from behind, her soaking wet boot rolling over a group of four. The last two, both women in skirts, Laura stomped flat in quick succession.


“I love committing war crimes.” She said lightly, looking at the squashed, innocent bodies in the imprints of their feet.


The farmhouse was a little bit behind, strewn across the land after she had kicked it to smithereens with a single blow.


“It's hard to plan anything if we don't know what it looks like.” Janna said, picking up the initial topic as though they hadn't just murdered seven people in cold blood. “We don't even know if it's big or small or anything.”


Laura chewed on her tongue and seemed to have an idea. She popped the button on her jeans and reached into her panties, drawing out the Mad Lioness by her arm. The priestess looked like she could barely hold her head up any more.


“Here's the deal, squirt.” Laura regarded her coldly. “You'll tell us everything you know about Winhall. If you do that, I'll put you in my pocket for the rest of the day. If you don't, then I'm going to squish your leg. Do you understand?”


Perhaps to wake the woman or just out of sheer spite, she walked over to the river and dunked her in, holding her under until bubbles rose all around her.


“So?”


“Please!” The woman begged, spitting water. “The town belongs to house Fenwasian under Count Bragon! It is well defended towards the inland, but has no walls towards the river at all! There is a keep inside the walls by the market, but the real stronghold is Castle Conchobair on a hill to the south-east, half a mile away! Steward Saravil Hexen rules the town itself!”


“Town?” Laura frowned. “How many people live there?”


“More than a hundred dozen, that's all I know!”


“Rather small.” Laura screwed up her face. “One thousand two hundred, right? That would make it roughly as large as Joborn. Better than nothing I guess.”


Janna nodded, to some extent sealing the fate of more than one thousand people in doing so.


The Mad Lioness' sorrowful face uncoiled in horror: “Wa...what will you do with it?!”


“We're gonna play with it,” Laura grinned back, “until there is nothing left to play with.”


“Yi...you can't!” The priestess started screeching. “That is a holy place of Rondra! The Temple of the Sword King is there, you...”


Her protests were yet interrupted when Laura lazily shoved her back into her panties. Along with that, they got rid of everything that burdened them, the sacks and the ship, including Furio and Graham. Furio warned once again that they were making a grave mistake but they ignored him, too eager to play their games with something larger than a village again.


“So, how will we do it, bar the gates with sand and then stomp everything, or what?” Janna asked unconcerned.


“I don't know.” Laura replied, fastening the button on her jeans. “I guess that will work. What about that castle though.”


Janna shrugged: “I can sit on it. Worked well with castles so far.”


Laura smiled amicably but bit her lip: “A little fast for my taste. Why don't we show that count what girls do to cities when you make them three hundred feet tall.”


After that, the town was already in view, off in the distance. Janna couldn't wait to get there. They turned any farms and farmers they encountered into Jackson Pollock paintings anyway, but the big show was what got her all excited. Soon she spotted the castle as well, south of Winhall, on a hill, quite some distance away to the tiny people. It wasn't huge in diameter by it's appearance but otherwise quite a bulwark. The builders had set a massive block of rock and mortar on that hill, creating several stories, if it was hollow and occupied. Only then followed a courtyard and several massive square or round towers, making it different from other fortresses Janna had seen.


“Let's see how long we can go without revealing that we are going to kill them all.” Laura suggested suddenly.


“No!” Janna howled. “Not again!”


She had been rather looking forward to playing Godzilla in that town, but if Laura wanted to play her stupid friendly game first there could happen all manner of things to prevent that. They had been spotted a long way off in any case, and trumpets were blown to herald their coming. The walls would be crawling with bowmen, Janna suspected, and perhaps there would be a sally party to meet them out in the field. That gave her hope.


“Don't you want to know anything about the place before we flatten it?” Laura asked. “Like, why do they have a wall against their own kingdom but none toward Nostria?”


“There's the river.” Janna shrugged. “And Nostria has always been at war with Andergast so I guess they weren't a threat.”


“That makes sense.” Laura acknowledged. “But let's not rush things and enjoy ourselves a little, okay?”


Janna could live with that and lived out her Godzilla fantasy on some more unfortunate peasants in turn. Laura did the same, squelching them wherever they were running. Surely, if the townsfolk saw what they were doing, they'd now that these weren't friendly creatures coming at them. On the other hand, if Laura offered to parley they might all the more be inclined to talk, seeing as how they could be snuffed out like bugs.


Janna imagined what it might look like from the castle or the city walls. Some man stood there, holding a bow or a crossbow, and seeing two titanic young girls approach the town he needed to defend. As they came closer, they grew, way beyond anything imaginable. At first he had thought that his eyes were playing a trick on him, but with the realization that this was not the case came the unprecedented fear. Then he shat his pants, or at least in Janna's estimation he did. She made note in her head not to eat anyone from the walls.


Likely, he had family in that town, and he would fear that the gigantic goddesses would do to them what they did to any peasants on the way, trampling them to pulp in their wake. He must have realized though, that fleeing was the only hope to stay alive. He didn't stand a chance, he and his little bow or crossbow.


That judgement seemed very accurate, she saw when they came closer. There was a tumult on the walls. Banners, spears and halberds swayed as their beholders pushed and shoved to get away or stay. Bells rang in the background, like church bells and coming from many places at once. Her attention was divided between curiosity over the city and the fleeing, little peasants at her feet. She trampled their homesteads and squashed their bodies like they were nothing. And they were slow, here, out in the open. In deep forest it was possible to lose someone or make him seem eerily fast as he appeared and disappeared beneath the canopy of leaves. On the fields, squishing them was as easy as stomping grapes in a vat.


Laura counted the ones she squelched: Forty two! Forty three! Forty seven! Haha, run all you like, you little bugs! Fifty!”


Then they were too close to the city and Janna stopped to give it a more thorough inspection.


 


There really were no walls toward the river, but a wooden bridge with a house that bore a tower on the other side. Except for that bridge, it looked like the town had been built thinking that the world ended here and there was nothing beyond to worry about. She saw the keep too, which was really only a round stone drum of a tower, standing on the only paved ground she could see. The roads were hard dirt, largely framing collections of fields that were fringed with houses in turn. Thorwal City had been very different, bunched up, with little room not covered by buildings. She liked Winhall's layout much better. It seemed idyllic to some extent, like a suburb, and allowed for plenty of space to move and marvel before she'd start smashing everything.


On the walls, barely reaching the middle of Janna's shin, soldiers were in full on retreat by then, trampling over each other to get away. Albernians were cut from a very different cloth than Thorwalsh, clearly. She could see that there were three gates to the city, but only one, to the south, had doors and could be closed. So it was, but the open ones and the open bridge worried her. It was an escape route for anyone, and worse yet, it seemed to make so little sense that it was there. There wasn't even a gatehouse to guard it, only that house with the straw roof and the square tower. Neither did the town have any piers or docking spaces for cargo ships. All she could see were a few rowing boats, tugged ashore on the waterfront. Both gates by the river, one east, one west, were just open spaces in the wall, framed by two round towers with red, brick tile roofs.


“Fifty nine! Sixty!” Laura stomped off right toward the castle, running peasants bursting under her feet every now and then.


“What are we doing?” Janna asked for directions.


“Don't get your daughters in a bunch now! Sixty four!” Laura shouted at a tiny man after flattening the four females he was with.


He became her sixty fifth a moment later and Janna realized that there wouldn't be an answer. She looked again on the town, the banners slowly but steadily vanishing off the battlements, bells ringing the horror she was to bring. Winhall's colours, apparently, showed a black raven with spread wings perched atop a black wall on a silver field.


There were different banners present as well, but smaller and hoisted at secondary position, if at all. One showed three silver crows on a dark blue field, another was black and yellow and bore a strange device of which she couldn't have said what it was. On a singular huge flag was another sigil, more complicated and refined than the others, seeming eerily important. It showed two dancing, red foxes framing a blue shield with a red monster in front of a golden disk. A huge crown was atop that shield and the monster looked half eagle, half lion, or something like that with wings and a beak but four legs, claws and a tail.


It was all a bit too much heraldry to waste her time with now.


“Eighty one! Eighty two!” Laura was stomping away, either hunting peasants or seriously going to that castle first.


Janna wasn't sure if she was meant to follow. She decided against it and moved forward instead, settling her right foot on three more fleeing peasants. She felt the hint of resistance before they collapsed and so too was it on the walls. Commands and encouragement were being screamed and shouted to no avail. The bells were too loud in any case. Bows loosed, but all missed in spite of her immensity. Crossbows thrummed way too early, the quarrels hitting only earth and the marksmen throwing their cumbersome weapons down the wall and fleeing.


She realized that they had nothing they could do against her, other than run away. And for that purpose the town still presented plenty of opportunity. There weren't particularly many soldiers present either. So she moved, settling the heel of her boot on one man who was so desperate to get away from her that he had been crawling. Singular arrows greeted her, some bold men still left at their posts but they never did any harm. Two more steps and she was at the wall, the opening between the towers beside her.


She had to block it somehow. The towers stood, tall and imposing to tiny people perhaps, but not to her. She reached for the one closest to her and pushed it. It didn't go right away, so she increased the amount of force until it gave in. Once the foundation crumbled the rest followed suit in a cascade of falling brick. She pulled down the other tower as well, creating a wall of rubble. Anyone who had been still atop or inside was buried, crushed to death by their own fortifications.


On the other side of the road stood a collection of rather huge buildings and on the road in front of that soldiers ran for the bridge. It was now or never. Janna's next step took her over the wall and inside the town, shrieks of mayhem accompanying her as she went. By the river the city was widest, ten meters across at her scale. The bridge was in the middle.


“Gods, no!” Men exclaimed, stopping in their tracks when her boots suddenly filled their vision, crunching their brothers in arms like twigs on the ground.


Janna loved it. Four huge steps and she was at the bridge and putting a foot on. It didn't look old or very new, or very cunningly crafted. It was straight and rather low, clearly not allowing for any ship to pass beneath it, the only mildly impressive feat being the long wooden pillars it rested on. She gave it some weight and heard it creaking, then a kick and the bridge was no more, sinking where her foot had trodden it down and washing away with the current. She couldn't see anyone that had escaped to the other side yet, only four men with spears at the house on the opposite side of the river, wearing blue surcoats. Atop the tower there, she could see the white flatfish on blue, the sigil of Nostria. It was a toll house.


The road to the other open gate was empty but she took it anyway to close that route as well. Of soldiers she encountered only a sentry there, shooting arrows at her foot. She rammed her boot into the bottom of his tower, making it collapse straight across the path she meant to block. The other tower followed and it was done.


At the north-eastern most corner of the doomed town, she turned. View of the roads was largely blocked by houses with their timber roofs. Some few roofs were tiled, others straw; then she saw yet other special buildings, magnificent to behold. To her left in a field of green grass, a huge, white church stood with gilded ornaments at it's roof. That was were the bells were loudest too, still ringing terror and showing no sign of stopping. Further on she could see other temples with more bells and a massive building at the market place that looked like the shabby medieval version of a grand hotel.


Laura was well away, she was alone now, and yet again unsure what to do. Over the market place she could see running men and riders hurry, down toward the southern gate. So, she went again, striding on her long legs along the town walls. She didn't step on buildings yet. People, she would have crushed, only none were foolish enough to present themselves in front of her. She wasn't really hunting for them yet either. Most soldiers on the road had survived her passing over them, and those who had died had only been because Janna had to put her huge feet somewhere.


Had she wanted she could have trampled everything here in about five minutes, but that would rob her and Laura of the finer pleasures that came with absolute power and no accountability.


There was a row of homes between the road and the walls then and Janna stepped right in, crunching the feeble structures under her feet. That sent those from the neighbouring houses on which she didn't step into panic. They fled outside and looked up at her. She took a sidestep to flatten a lanky man in a leather apron but left it at that for now. Laura had been right. They should enjoy themselves.


Archers had gathered at top of the stone tower keep and loosed a volley at her face. That was their most cunning move so far, pathetic result or no. She flinched when one hit her eye, but with a single blink it was all good again. The shafts had the dimensions of short, thin hairs to her and only carried enough force to irritate.


“Open up! Let us out!” Riders at the southern gates shouted.


They were slightly more than a handful, two dozen perhaps, and when they saw her coming for them they stopped arguing and rode away north-west. The general populace had gotten wind of the full on retreat of their defenders and made haste to get away as well. Some had hauled carts onto the road, loading them so as not having to start their new lives without any possessions. Janna stepped over and outside the walls, went up to the gate and dug her boot into the ground. There was some arrow and quarrel fire there, but sparse enough to ignore.


The gatehouse was solid stone, one set of huge, wooden doors with iron studs on either side.


A small hill of earth blocked the gate from the outside, then she went inside, crushed a house flat under her sole and used the rubble to block that way as well. If both gates could swing inside the gatehouse her work would be for nothing however. The roof was a wood frame, tiled with grey-blue slate. If she stepped right into it she would create rubble as before, but the gate doors might fall out and a new way be created that way. Luckily, there were towers here too, slightly larger even than at the entrances but without the red tile roofs.


They gave way just as easily when she pushed them, and the stones smashed through the roof of the gatehouse without obliterating it's structure, filling out the space between the gates nicely.


“You are trapped in here with me!” She told the town beneath her, feeling like a god or some demon, and the bells from the temples answered her.


This was better than Godzilla. Godzilla couldn't talk, far as she remembered that remake of a remake of a remake of that movie she had once seen. It could only howl and screech, not taunt it's hapless victims like she could.


The people were not as trapped as she had hoped though, she saw. Where she had entered and closed the way with rubble, people were climbing desperately to get out. On the north-eastern corner she could see the same thing, and ladders were being hauled upon the walls in at least three places so that people could climb down on the other side.


Janna was gigantic, huge, heavy and powerful, yes. But she could not be in multiple places at once, and the people trying to get out were many individuals. She saw no hint of one thousand two hundred however, meaning there would likely still be many hiding in the comforts of their homes. The keep might contain a good deal of them as well, she reasoned. She had passed inside the walls, so it was natural for the townsfolk to seek shelter there.


Laura would have gone for the ladders first because it was her habit to get the small problems out of the way before tackling the big ones. Janna was the other way around, tackling problems head on. There were more people at the north-western corner so she went there first. The muddy roads squished under her boots, leaving imprints and every now and then the red splotch remains of someone too slow to get out of the way.


The fields that seemed like the backyards of the rows of houses were divided by low stone walls, as was many times the case outside the city. She found that people started to gather there and stare at her horrified or running away when she came. The town was small to her however, and that served to her advantage.


“You're not getting out!” She shouted at the climbers and those just about to start.


The crowd dispersed, all running madly, but the climbers were trapped and cleft in twain over moving on or retreating. She wiped them off the rocks and pieces of tower with her hand, flinging them down toward the soft, wet ground. Then she stepped onto them, feeling them squish beneath her, turning the mud red with blood and then pink when her foot left and the water she had squeezed out came rushing back.


Some just howled in terror when her boots came for them. Others begged. The Albernian townsfolk looked differently from the Nostrians she'd seen. The cut of their garb was roughly comparable but not quite the same, serving for a hint of freshness when crushing them to paste. When the situation at the north-western gate was resolved she went to the north-eastern one. There were fewer people and some cunning ones were already fleeing after having observed her doings on the other side of the town. Those who could were long gone before she arrived, the others, just climbing from the last few clumps of rubble, met with her feet and died.


Already three climbers had been mad enough to make another attempt at the side she had cleared before but the psychological effect of her presence a moment ago was still holding back most others. Now Janna dealt with the ladders, walking along the wall again to the first one just as it was lowered to the ground. The would-be escapees shrieked, abandoned their plan and ran, but not so fast as to prevent her from sweeping several of them off the walls. They landed on the dirt road, injured, broken or dead, and she trampled them flat.


The ladder she just tipped over, letting it fall out of reach of any tiny hands.


The next one was already in place and the first man on the ground outside the walls.


“What do you think you're doing?” She asked him, wrinkling her brow. “Don't you know that I squish anyone who dares to leave?”


One step and she was over the wall and one again and he was beneath her shoe.


“No!” He screamed, raising his tiny little arms as though he had any chance of stopping her godlike weight from descending.


Had he said anything more intelligent, perhaps Janna might have let him climb back up, but not like this. She stepped down and caked him into the dirt beneath her shoe, along with all else that clung there. Her sole caught the bottom of the ladder with three more men on it. It bent dangerously for one moment before it toppled onto and over the toe of her boot. The brown leather stopped the fall of the three people somewhat, sparing them from worst of injuries. Two of them remained on it and she entertained the idea of lopping them away.


She had a better one though: “Are you leaving too?”


She shook them off and lifted her foot over them. The one who had not been on her shoe after he rolled off started to run, foolishly thinking that she was occupied with the others. She lowered her foot on him a moment later, catching him just near the edge of her sole. When she let her weight settle his tiny body almost exploded, guts and blood spurting out at the side. That spectacle was to serve as motivation for the others.


“Are you?”


One man clearly started begging or reasoning or something but Janna couldn't hear him over the bellowing of the bells. That annoyed her and she was just going to snuff out the one who wasn't talking, a soldier, when suddenly he rose and hurried to his feet.


Never wasting a glance on her, the tiny man took the huge, long ladder and lifted it, huffing and puffing but succeeding all the same. She watched him, curious enough not to squish him just yet while the other was still arguing with the bells.


Janna judged the cunning one a solider because he wore a chain mail shirt under a quartered black and white surcoat. He had had a kettle helm that looked like a fancy dish bowl but lost it when the ladder fell. Before climbing the ladder that he had re-erected he somehow remembered to go back and pick up his helm, setting it on his head and only then making back up the wall and inside the city.


“Oh, you weren't leaving!” Janna giggled, genuinely amused. “You just dropped your helm! Nothing wrong with that.”


She let him go. The other wanted to follow without amusing her first and she couldn't let that stand however.


He wore a light blue tunic, fringed with thread of gold, black pants and brown boots. His hair was brown and fashioned horribly medieval, reaching to his bearded jaw and then half way around his head. In Janna's day and age there were only two kinds of people with that haircut; French top models of the most grotesque variety and dorks who only lived for the ever reappearing renaissance fairs.


“Not so fast.”


He froze and cringed, looking up at her like a guilty little dog. His lips moved but for the life of her she couldn't hear what he was saying.


“Stop with the bell-ringing or I'll ring your fifty times damned bells for you, you little rats!” She screamed.


The bells didn't heed her though. Perhaps the ones who were ringing them couldn't even hear her, tugging at a line, no doubt, to make the huge metal corpuses swing.


“Excuse me, little sir.” She told the man with the exceedingly ugly haircut. “It seems I must pancake some priests.”


So, she moved her foot, tipped over the ladder and gave the man a taste of her thirteen thousand odd tons.


The huge church-like building was closest, so she went there first. It had the loudest and most annoying bells anyway. The building consisted of a great, white dome with three smaller additions that happened to make it seem so much like a Gothic church with it's cross-shaped outline. Like church towers stood two slender white erections at the other side. They could be reached from the crown of the dome, where the first bell was, via a bridge. Each tower contained another bell, ringing deafeningly.


This was a temple of Praios, she noted at once. Snow white banners hung from many high places, displaying a golden sun. She could see the bells too, hanging in pagoda-like structures, open to the world so not to lose any of that horrible clanger. A tiny man in a white robe was standing in each with a rope in his hand, swinging up and down.


“Fucking hell!” Janna cursed, reaching for the first one atop the dome.


The tip of the structure reached just above her hips, huge, but the pagoda-like thing was flimsy and tiny. She closed her fist around and it and crushed it with glee along with the young man inside. It felt strange, crushing a mortar and stone structure like that to dust. Almost like wet and dried sugar. When she opened her fist she found the mangled remains of the young acolyte smushed into the crumbled remains of the bell. The bell itself was hard and cold but moulded under the pressure of her touch like clay.


She looked up at the towers, seeing the tiny specks of white, terrified eyes on white faces stuck on white robes under many coloured hair Her fist did for the first tower, smashing the top off with a single blow and turning it into a rain of dust and debris. When the other bell-ringer saw that, he jumped out and down to his death at once. Finally she felt like she could hear her own thoughts again.


“Be gone, demon!” Somebody screamed at her feet.


A queer scene presented itself that had entirely escaped her earlier. One priest in better white robes was half crouching, brandishing a metal sceptre and screeching at her. Better robes in this case meant that whereas the ones in the towers had worn plain white ones of ruff-spun with cords for belts this man's were fine, fringed and embroidered with gold. Behind him were four others cloaked in varying degrees of finery, hands up their sleeves and chanting nonsense.


When first passing a glance at the building, Janna had expected this to be the Rondra temple the Mad Lioness had spoken of. She remembered what a wild animal the young woman had been before receiving some of Laura's treatment, and wondered if somehow she would encounter something of the same here, something of similar ferocity. Perhaps it was, she thought, though this priest was much older, wrinkled and almost hairless but beardless too.


“I'm not a demon, you little idiot.” She crouched over him. “I'm a giant. Your prayers and rituals won't help you.”


“Down to the Nether Hells with you, creature of darkness!” He screamed, never heeding her words. “Be gone! This sphere is for the living! Praios smite you!”


It wasn't the first time she heard of the Nether Hells but the concept appeared much less prevalent here than she would have expected for a medieval society. Also, these hells were not supposed to be hot and burning but rather places of eternally biting frost. That made much more sense at least, in some regards.


“I am living though.” She said, disenfranchised.


Compared to the Lioness, this was a colossal disappointment and a waste of time too, keeping Janna from killing people that were more fun.


“Last chance. Entertain me. Tell me your name and what you do.” She offered, rising over the priests.


“Be gone!”


Janna crushed them all in one small step and without even looking before moving on. The ringing wasn't so bad any more since the other temples were much smaller. She wondered where the hall of that Sword King was though, but couldn't really decide judging by what she saw. There was a dark grey marble building in the distance with a huge, black wheel on it that clearly belonged to Boron. Then there was a light brown temple with a tower and V-shaped wings, another white marble something of almost the same shape and a some white-golden block with a rounded roof on it.


Much like heraldry, temples and gods seemed too manifold to grasp fully without memorizing.


She looked to the gates instead and saw the climbers still moving there and on the other side of the town was that last ladder as well. Suddenly the whole thing started to feel rather like work. She wouldn't be able to enjoy herself if she had to run around all the time preventing leakage from what was supposed to be her playground full of toys. Perhaps Laura had been right, she thought. Perhaps playing friendly in the beginning was much easier.


“Everyone who tries to flee gets squished!” She shouted angrily, stomping carelessly over houses from one site to the next.


At the last ladder she had to move outside the walls again and catch the runners. She trampled the ones close by the ladder and picked up the others by hand, gathering them before throwing them into her mouth and chewing openly for all the people to see. It was the same at the north-western pile of rocks that had been the gate there. She came, she squashed and the ones who hadn't climbed yet ran again, probably only to try again later.


Back inside the walls she started massacring the whole lot of them, more than fifty people. She didn't care where her feet landed any longer and just stomped, stomped and stomped them all to a bloody mess. If she saw one enter one of the big houses there she trampled it down altogether. When she was done, the whole set of big buildings was nothing but smashed rubble and orange dust, the cloud settling eerily on the road that swam in blood, guts, squelched flesh and broken bits of bone.


“I've had it!” She shouted, flaring her nostrils and stemming her fists onto her hips. “Anyone who tries to get out of town is going to die! That means you next, over there at the eastern gate! Do you hear me?!”


To her massive astonishment, they did, stopping in their tracks and rearing their tiny heads at her. Then, slowly, timidly but ever quicker, they came back, crawling backwards down the slope of rubble. The bells had stopped as well, she noted, and when she looked to the keep where before there had been the silvery flag with that black raven atop his wall a ragged white banner was now snapping in the wind.


She had won.


-


Men, women, children and the odd farm animal squished beneath Laura's sneakers. She had lost her count at one hundred and seventeen to a particularly fertile family clan of Mormon proportions. They had lived in a big house, timber, clay and straw but with two stories and U-shaped like some mansion villa. Of barns there had been three, or at least three other buildings made entirely of wood. The structures were all levelled now and every last member of that enormous family flat as stamps in her footprints.


The more she moved away from Winhall the fewer the peasants became again. They had had more time to run away or hide and did not settle near as near to each other as by the town walls. Laura was perfectly willing to leave the town to Janna for now. Surely she wouldn't use up all one thousand two hundred people before Conchobair Castle was done and dealt with.


The fortress was everything that name entailed. It was massive, it's highest point reaching up to her chest. The bottom looked like a white stone block that even she would have trouble carrying. Atop was normal castle stuff, towers, walls and a bergfried which was the biggest tower and the last retreat in case of enemies breaking in. Judging by the arrow slits the lower part that looked like a brick was hollow, but then she saw that a tunnel led up from a lower gatehouse to allow riders to enter and leave.


A black flag was on every tower and the gate, with two crossed yellow daggers or swords on it. The soldiers on the walls she could soon see wore black surcoats, some with the same sigil.


Smoke rose from some places and equally smoking kettles were hoisted up and placed into wooden devices that allowed for tipping them down and release whatever horrible thing boiled inside. It wouldn't do them any good against Laura, but she understood that the castle was armed and ready for a fight. The air had the scent of a freshly tarred road somehow, meaning they were likely boiling pitch.


She came on with the gate tunnel facing her, from way of Winhall. The entrance was closed by a cruel mesh of rusty iron bars with pointy tips at the bottom but that equally served little purpose against her because had she wanted to she could have climbed the hill like a stool and made a dance until everything atop was a ruin. She didn't want that though.


“Give up, you have no chance!” She announced from three meters away. “Your peasants are porridge and you should throw down your weapons now if you don't want to end up the same!”


She hadn't killed all peasants of course. There would be plenty left on the eastern side of Winhall but she had murdered a good portion of everyone on this side, not that she cared. The fringes of her soles were crusted with mud, blood and gore already. She was big and they were small, and they got squished when she stepped on them. That was the game.


To her displeasure no one answered and so she moved closer. Far as she could see there weren't so many soldiers behind the walls, meaning that she was perhaps confronted with a force of sixty or so, less than half as many as she had already undone today. She could see several men mounting their horses however, being handed swords, shields and lances. They might make for another twenty at the most.


“Arrows! Notch! Draw! Loose!”


Like a swarm of particularly tiny mosquitoes they flew at her. She was in range but they only prickled lightly on her skin where they hit it.


“Stop that, or you'll make me angry.” She said irritably, refusing to budge.


“Notch! Draw! Loose!”


Another flight flew at her, just as pointless.


“Fire! Fire arrows!”


It took a few seconds but soon every bowman in black-yellow surcoat and silvery half helm on his head had a sizzling plume of smoke rising from the tip of their bows.


“Notch! Draw! Loose!”


They flew like fireflies, beautifully almost. Laura's shirt was still damp though and even if it had been bone dry, the arrows were so tiny and their burning heads even tinier that she could not imagine them being able to set her ablaze.


“Again! Notch! Draw! Loose! Kill the monster!”


Again and again, no result. Laura stood, unwilling to move. They had to understand that they couldn't beat her, else it would be chaos and all she could do then was butcher them.


“It isn't working, milord!”


The speaker was a standard bearer that looked just like all the others and he had spoken down into the courtyard.


Then he spun around, walked to the opposite edge of the wall and shouted down: “Open gate!”


Laura knew what was coming and moved closer, scaring the bowmen and the halberds that accompanied them into retreat. The iron mesh thing at the bottom of the tunnel started rattling as it was drawn up and soon, faintly, she could hear hoof beats pounding down the stony path inside.


It felt something like whack the rat as she waited with her foot in the air over the exit. Soon as the first horse's head came into view she stomped down, crushing a few riders and bringing the white stone gatehouse to collapse with them. Dust rose around her foot and the massive stone block caved in all the way up to the wall where only the standard bearer remained until he was yanked down to his death with the ensuing cascade of falling rock.


There was so much dust that Laura couldn't see anything for a time, no matter how much she tried waving it away with her hand. When it settled, everyone was gone and the castle looked like the plastic model of one that someone had forgotten inside the shelf of a cabinet for years after one fifth of it got molten in a fire. The white bottom block was everything, and it was massive in fact but tunnelled in more than one place too. Likely, the builders and laid it first and then dug into it with hammers, chisels and pickaxes as though it were a mountain.


So far, none of her encounter with the castle had gone the way Laura had hoped, but still quite as she had expected. That they had wanted to ride out and meet her in the field was somewhat surprising, but nothing unheard of either.


She pondered what to do next, thinking the lord, or rather the count she wanted to talk to, dead in the tunnel below; when out the opening in the courtyard marched white figures in armour on foot, carrying swords. The dust had made them white, she saw, and played rough on their lungs as well. They were coughing and spitting, and looking rather grim.


In terms of armour these fellows were equipped quite raggedly. She had expected more plate than mail, closer to something Horasian than Nostrian or Andergastian. But these men seemed to wear not much better than their bowmen. One man who did not have his sword drawn stood out because he was the most handsome by far, clad head to toe in a dusty, fitting, ring mail, gilded rings making up the crossed swords of his house on his chest. On his head was a helmet, visor open.


“Milord?” She smiled, genuinely happy to see him.


He looked up at her, darkly. His features and hair colour were hard to make out, covered in dust as he was, and the helmet helped that rather little. The visor was up atop his head, featuring a steel beak with breathing holes that made it look like the knightly costume of some rodent from a children's cartoon.


“Why is your helmet shaped like the head of a rat?” She asked, utterly unconcerned.


She had already won this, for now.


He spat onto the ground, knowing that he was beaten: “That is a pig face bascinet, monster! What do you want?!”


His men were not so cunning and formed a circle around him, steel in hand.


Laura shrugged lazily: “I just want to talk, is all. There wasn't any need to shoot fire at me.”


She leaned a knee against the hill to be a little closer to him and get a better view.


“I'd really like to see you when I'm speaking to you though. Remove your helm.”


Hate in his dust-covered eyes the knight unclasped it at the bottom of his chin, clumsy with his ring-mailed fist. Then it came off and he shook his hair out, chestnut brown and parted at the middle of his skull, falling down sweatily over his ears.


Laura leaned forward over them, the men around the tiny lord raising their shields and weapons. She giggled dismissively at that reaction for a moment and blew as hard as she could to get the dust off them. Grey and white turned to black, or faded black which was close enough to grey too, and three men even lost their feet in the wind she made. The lord looked noble. He was a tall man in his early thirties perhaps and quite handsome even without the helm. His cheekbones were high, his jaw strong, the eyes fierce with well defined brows. His nose was large but not too large for a man. It made him look masculine. Of beard he had perhaps some shade of stubble.


“You're a pretty lord, aren't you.” She teased, rising higher again to save his men from having heart attacks.


“What do you want, giantess?!” He asked angrily. “If you mean to kill us you can do so without wasting so much breath!”


She only smiled a little wider: “A man of action too, oh, so manly.”


He had naught but contempt for her. His eyes seemed almost black with it, which she found terribly funny.


She licked her lips and made herself look quizzical: “Mhh, what do I want? Let's see. I'm a big monster, as you say, and so far I've killed maybe two hundred of your peasants. Now, do I want to kill you too?”


She wrinkled up her nose and frowned: “No, I don't think so. What's a monster to do if there's no valiant knight to stop her, right? It would get rather boring then, the way I see it. So I guess I'll just eat some noble maidens for now. You wouldn't have a princess I could eat, would you?”


“You monster!” He snarled, face dropping in horror. “You'll never get her!”


That was not what Laura had been fishing for at all. All she had wanted was to find out if there were innocent noble ladies here, make the little guy watch her eat them and then take him to the city to see what Janna had been up to in the meantime. The bells were still ringing but had gotten somewhat softer by now, so clearly there was some activity.


Intrigued, she sat down on the foot of the mountain below, right atop the rubble. That way, the towers and everything were above her head but her face was much closer to the courtyard, almost on level even.


The lord drew his sword and assumed a fighting stance, one foot set back behind him. He did not carry a shield.


“Do you think you can hurt me?” She asked lazily.


“I will kill you!” He swore. “On my honour! I will cut through your eye and slash your ugly brains to pieces!”


He didn't move however, even though maybe he could have made the jump to her face if she allowed it.


“That would make you the valiant knight with no monster to slay. Not so appealing, really. We need each other.”


He was furious: “We do not need you! We are a peaceful, prosperous kingdom, well on our own!”


“Peaceful?” She cocked a brow. “Does taking Havena from Horas sound peaceful to you, you little idiot?”


She had meant to broach that topic from the start and wanted to get it out of the way so she could get to the princess.


“Havena came to us on it's own terms!” He snapped. “They were outraged over their empire's alliance with horrors like you!”


'Interesting.' She thought, smiling.


“Well, be that as it may, I am here, and you have lost the battle. And right now, as it happens, my belly yearns for some young, fresh princess to digest.”


“Over my dead body!” He cursed, taking a raging step forward.


She took the playfulness down a little bit, getting serious: “You know I can do that. I could kill you with a flick of my wrist. If you and I weren't speaking to each other I would be sitting on this hill and rolling my ass over your crushed and flattened bodies, including your little princess. I'm getting her, one way or the other. I have won.”


The statement hung in the air like a headsman's axe. She didn't even know who that princess was yet, only playing the evil monster role. It was fun and getting more intriguing by the minute. There was nothing any of them could do. In the worst case the girl would be hidden away and die when Laura destroyed the castle. Eating the princess had much more of that poetic, fairy-tale appeal though.


She considered starting to rip the castle apart some more to show how powerful she was but that might get the princess killed depending on where she was hiding. Laura suspected her to be in the bergfried but couldn't be certain of that at all. In her mind, she noted that she was already obsessing. She wanted the girl. Her mouth watered at the thought even though she was sufficiently nourished. She imagined the princess beautiful and young, with a fine dress, slender arms and legs and some jewelled little crown sitting on her head of well-combed hair. Delicious. That might turn out disappointing however, Laura realized. The girl might well be fat or ugly, and fat and ugly people were way less fun to eat. In fact, it was even a little gross. Or the princess could be a child or a toddler. Eating children and toddlers gave Laura no joy. It made her feel guilty and she tried to avoid it where she could, devising the deed as quick and painless as possible where she couldn't.


That thinking gave her pause.


“How old is the princess?” She asked, trying not to let her face show her decidedly less evil qualms.


“Sixteen!” The knight spat, oblivious to why she had asked it.


That suited Laura. In this medieval world, she had seen twelve-year-olds be considered grown-ups. There were barely any schools or universities, and adult life started much earlier. For women, as soon as their period came, they were fit to marry. And if the princess was old enough to get boned by some lordling, surely she was old enough for Laura to eat her.


“How come you have her? Is she your wife or will you marry her?”


“Her Highness is my ward!” He replied in rage. “King Finnian himself entrusted her to me and I will sooner die than give her to you!”


“You have a real death wish, don't you?” She asked irritably, moving aside and pointing towards Winhall. “Do you see that over there?”


Janna was walking around, clearly visible despite the distance, and she was visibly engaged in killing people.


“My friend is levelling your town, uh, Bragon Fenwasian, was it?”


He watched Janna darkly for a few seconds before switching back to Laura: “You have the wrong man, giantess!”


“Pardon?”


“I'm not Count Bragon, and my family name is Conchobair; no Fenwasian scum. Open those big eyes of yours!” He beat at his chest with his left hand, pointing to his sigil. “Does this look like a thistle to you?!”


Sigils were nothing to Laura. She had seen whales that stood for Thorwal, acorns, oak leaves and trees for Andergast, flatfishes for Nostria and red bugs for Joborn. He couldn't expect her to know Albernian sigils. She had just arrived here.


“A thistle?” She frowned, unsure what to say. “Where is Count Bragon then, and to whom belongs that town over there?”


The crossed golden swords on black were the sigil of house Conchobair, she deduced, and she remembered that Winhall had had something different, different colours too, but what did she know if that meant anything.


The little knight looked sour: “Oh, it belonged to my house, but not any more; not since Fenwasian the thief stole it, and the whole county! Where he is, who gives a rat's arse?! His seat is Weyringen Castle, at Otis, in the south, but he might just as well be with the king at Havena, celebrating the return of Albernia's old capital!”


He was getting even more angry, she saw. That was intriguing, but puzzling as well. He stood there, tiny like a bug and minutes away from getting crushed to nothing, complaining over the loss of a city that was being trampled and probably raped as they spoke.


“How did he do that?” She asked. “Doesn't the king award lands and titles?”


“Have you been living under a rock?!”


“No, my lord,” She smiled, “I'm much too big for living under rocks. I've been eating princesses elsewhere before and only just came here, is all.”


She didn't know if she was really interested in the story. It likely didn't concern her and would waste time she could spend crushing people. She really, really wanted that princess though, and best if she was presented to her on a platter. Also, the guy was likeable, honest in his contempt, and not to forget handsome. Laura had always inflicted with a weakness for handsome men.


“I'm no bloody lord!” He spat. “I'm not even a knight! His Majesty sees fit to deny it to me, since the Sword King, my noble father, rebelled against him. I'm a squire, at thirty six, and with no knight to serve!”


“You're lord of this castle though, aren't you?” She asked, fearing that she had wasted her time tremendously if not for the princess.


“An empty title with no lands attached.” He replied. “He put me in as heir but I can barely keep my garrison! We'd starve if we hadn't sold our armour and we'll have to sell more when winter comes.”


That explained the ragged mail but Laura really couldn't care less about that. Something in his story wasn't adding up however, and she wasn't going to let that slide.


“How come you have the princess then, if the king hates you so much?”


The man who was no knight laughed bitterly: “He hates her even more! Perhaps he hopes I'll spoil the girl, or conspire with her so he can cut off her head. He's nineteen and has yet an heir to produce, so until that time, his cousin remains a threat to him.”


Laura had thought the princess to be a daughter of the king, but daughter, sister or cousin, she'd eat all gladly. What else Conchobair had said changed things somewhat however. A wild idea was beginning to spawn behind Laura's forehead. She didn't know if any of it was feasible, or if it could be put into practise. It also involved not eating the princess, which was the worst part of it by far. It had to depend on whether the girl looked as tasty as she envisioned her or not, she decided.


“So, he put her here with you, since you are isolated, doomed to fail and no threat.” She concluded. “Your father, the Sword King, rose in rebellion against the real king. The thing was a failure, your parents were killed or exiled and your lands taken. The king thinks you'll try to avenge them and get it all back and his cousin will help you, so he can get rid of you both. Sounds like I'll be doing him a favour by eating her and crushing you?”


“Yes, sounds like.” He spat, now thoroughly beaten again.


He knew he didn't stand a chance against her, but Laura sensed that he was brave and spiteful enough not to give her the King's cousin anyway.


“I'm a monster though.” She added. “Favours for kings are not in my repertoire, least of all for free. It is against the rules.”


Those rules were fairy tale rules and completely made up, but if Laura, the all-crushing goddess, decided that they had validity now then so they did. He looked up at her, forlorn little man, doubt all over.


“What are you saying?” He asked, the tip of his sword long hence pointing at the ground.


“The king wants you to rebel and try to heave his cousin on the throne. I say do it.” She smiled. “You know we have allied with Horas and your kingdom has taken Havena from them. Well, we are going to lay waste to that heap of shit you call Winhall, and then we'll go to Havena and kill everyone there. Since that's where the king is it wouldn't surprise me if he ended up under one of us, means your princess' husband will be the new king, right? How about a kingship, for that countship you lost? You can behead Fenwasian if you like, if he isn't at Havena and gets squelched as well.”


She was about to lay down her terms for that bargain when suddenly the door of the bergfried flew open.


“Yes!” A young girl in a yellow dress shouted, sounding lustily as though she just had an orgasm.


She would have looked almost angelic if not the expression of vile, disgusting hatred on her porcelain face. She was slender at the waist with modest cleavage crushed in a bodice. The dark golden curls of her hair were pinned up behind her head beautifully. She looked ready for prom, bitchy and rich. And tasty.


Laura bit her lip. This girl was even better than she had envisioned, not as innocent but even more beautiful. By now though, she was too deep into her plan.


“In turn,” she went on, slowly, “you will forget all the shenanigans we played with your little people. When Gareth asks you to pick up arms against Horas, you will refuse. You will take no part in any action against Horas or us, at least until my friend and I come back to your lands. Then I may or may not eat your wife. Do you agree?”


“Yes!” The princess shouted triumphantly in his place. “Yes! Yes! Yes!”


Maybe she hadn't heard, Laura thought, or maybe she was just too full of hate to care. If they ever crossed paths again, Laura would eat her. She was absolutely serious about that. Her mouth watered again, but she was really proud of the cunning plan she had designed, not for Horas but for the sake of itself and its sheer brilliance.


Little Lord Conchobair looked aghast: “There's a fly in your soup though, giantess! I already have a wife!”


Laura grinned: “You know, if you love her, you really shouldn't have said that. Where is she?”


“She left me!” He confessed, pointing. “She is in that city I can no longer set foot in.”


Laura's smile grew.


“Well, I can set foot anywhere. Let's see if we can't find her and initiate some divorce. Poor thing. I bet it will crush her.”


-


Furio's hands were still shaking. Seeing Janna run towards him and Graham had almost stopped his heart. He knew of course, to some extent at least, that she wasn't going to kill him, but seeing this enormous mountain of flesh run might even have frightened the goddess Rondra herself.


The giantess had apparently felt the sudden need to see him and Graham save, but she wouldn't let her living toys go unattended for long either. The two scholars had found themselves in her fist and then dumped unceremoniously onto the battlements of a huge tower. Weapons lay strewn around, indicating that soldiers had been here. Their broken bodies were well below after she had swept them off. The way down into the stone drum was bared with a heap of rubble she had placed there, cunningly removing all conceivable threats.


Still, Furio and Graham were not alone there. In the middle of the crenel-framed circle was a wooden flag pole, three banners at it's bottom and the white flag of surrender at it's top. The banners were black raven atop a black wall on silver, three silver crowns on blue and a black, crowned thistle on yellow. Atop them cowered a woman, tall and slender, graceful, had she not been weeping, retching and convulsing with grief. Her fine gown was silver and black, an ornate chain of gold about her neck indicating who she was. This, amazingly, had to be Saravil Hexen. The steward of Winhall was a woman.


Why Janna hadn't wiped her off the tower as well, Furio could only guess. She was clearly a non-threat. Maybe she'd be good to torment later, or maybe this was her torment, watching the giantess toy with her city, crushing her people to pink mush under gargantuan boots.


“Run for your lives!” Someone shouted below when Janna came by once more, giggling darkly before the screams were cut short beneath her.


The ground below the tower was cobbled, which was good because the clatter of the stones when her boots crushed them drowned out the horrible sound of bodies squishing like rotten fruit. Still, he couldn't fault the poor steward for retching. Nothing outside an army of walking dead could be half as upsetting to the stomach as first seeing these titans inflict their deeds upon mankind. Not unlikely it had been the steward's command to hoist the white colours, perhaps foolishly thinking that it might alter the town's fate.


“A pipe.” Furio told Graham.


He considered moving over to offer comfort or condolences, or something, but decided against it. There was nothing his words might change, and the whole of this situation was very much his fault. When the smoke filled his throat he started to feel better.


'Though, in future, something stronger perhaps.' He thought.


Janna was still moving about within the city walls, every now and then returning to the former gates by the river. Before, she must have encountered many there, trying to climb the walls of rubble she had created but since there had formed fields of mangled, trampled bodies, only the bravest seemed to try any more.


North west of the tower Furio was standing on, on the other side of the cobbled square, was the market place. Any stands of vendors that had been there were as flat and broken as the corpses beside them but now the giantess returned there to have a look at the huge, four-storied inn with it's yellow straw roof. The townsfolk around her behaved like minnows in a shallow pond, keeping away from her as they could and trying to stick together.


Janna knelt and tore into the roof of the huge building with her hands, looking for prey. Massive wooden beams broke like sticks, albeit with much more fanfare, crashing and cracking, thundering when they came down. The first few people she found where eaten without comment, only a belch as air escaped her certainly cavernous stomach to make room for the newcomers.


The inn wasn't very well frequented at this time so she had to pry a lot of it apart to get to her morsels. Her method was systematic, room for room, story for story, and any living thing used in any way she liked. A girl with olive skin and thick, shiny black hair went down into her britches, her youthful yet gargantuan sex in all likelihood moist and excited all over again.


Then she started gathering people between her knees.


Furio turned, first to Graham who stubbornly cowered on the ground, writing on a piece of parchment with a ferocity that was new to him. Then Laura arrived, suddenly, huge, beautiful and deadly as always.


“Furio!” She smiled even a hint more evilly than was her usual custom.


He puffed and nodded in reply, tongue tied to the roof of his mouth, rejoicing in the sweet bitterness of Stoerrebrandt's. Her giant hand extended towards the surface of the tower, disembarking two passengers. At first he had thought them just more toys, but if they were then they must have come willingly, judging by their faces. The first was a girl, youthful and beautiful as her captor, gowned in yellow finery. The second was a tall, handsome knight in mail, two crossed swords in withered gold making up the sigil upon his broad, muscular chest. Furio exchanged a confused, mistrusting glance with both of them, but Laura did not bother with introductions or explanations.


“So, any idea where I might find your little wife?” She simply asked from above.


The top of the tower was as high as her hips and it's diameter perhaps slightly larger than her waist.


“No need!” The knight called, looking at the cowering steward by the flag pole. “There she is!”


“Oh!” Laura made, grinning widely. “Do you want me to-?”


Steel scraped on leather when the knight suddenly drew his sword. It all happened rather quickly and Furio was much too puzzled to question or do anything about it. Janna said something and Laura replied, all in the tongue he could not comprehend.


“Reo!” Saravil Hexen looked up. “What is happening?!”


He was coming at her, sword in hand,a long, bastardly thing. The rings of his armour rang merrily and produced a most peculiar sound where they slapped upon the wooden deck of the tower.


“Reo, no!” The tall, beautiful steward screeched. “No!”


“I must do this, Sara.” The knight replied through clenched teeth. “She leaves me no choice.”


Furio puffed at his pipe, looking. At once, the tall man made a leaping sidestep raising his blade before hacking down. The woman steward screamed but was cut short when the cold steel connected with her temple. He had aimed for her neck but she flinched, leading to a most grizzly scene. The top of her skull came off with a horrible crunch and a gout of blood and brain matter sprayed everywhere. The severed skull piece flew and hit the wood with a clanger so very much like a wooden bowl that it made Furio sick. Hair still stuck to it, crusted with blood.


“Urgh.” The girl in the yellow dress made and averted her eyes.


Past the hand she held in front of her mouth Furio thought to be able to see her smile, however.


“You shouldn't have left me!” The knight shouted angrily at the corpse, flinging down his sword in disgust.


Furio inhaled deep into his lungs while the girl moved to the knight, touching his arm gently.


“It was the right thing to do.” She said calmly, in that way that some women have which can give men courage. “Now we can marry.”


He did not so much as look at her but did not object either. The blood of what had been his wife was all over him.


“Woa.” Laura chuckled above, heartless and cold. “That's what I call a good swing. I was going to ask you if you want me to crush her but I guess it's good that you did it yourself. Shows conviction.”


Janna said something and moved up on her knees to see, then frowned and returned to her toys. She did not want to know what any of this was about and Furio was not so sure himself. But unlike Janna, he couldn't help it.


“Don't hurt these two.” Laura pointed her huge finger at him. “Stay right here. Oh, and...”


Her hand reached into her trousers, into her undergarments and retrieved the Mad Lioness.


“Guard this one for me. See that she doesn't get hold of a sword.”


The priestess was wet ball on the ground, her short hair slick with the slime that covered her. Her cheeks had hollowed somehow and the rings under her haunted, red-green eyes were almost black. She looked like a living corpse. Why Laura rid herself of her was rather obvious. She wanted to be able to play freely with her cunt, killing people with it.


“Who are these people?” The blood-spattered knight inquired but the huge giantess was already walking away, stepping on houses.


“A priestess of Rondra.” The high-born girl in the yellow gown walked on, sensually. “Or what is left of her anyway.”


The Mad Lioness only whimpered and coughed under the curiously detached gaze of the girl.


“A scribe.” She went on. “And a rather furious one, it seems.”


Graham looked up at her, the eye on the good side of his face widening for an instant before he returned to his writing. She was beautiful enough to rouse interest of such a young man, but it appeared that his attention was captured by scholarship for now.


“And a wizard.” She concluded, looking at Furio.


He puffed and looked from her to the knight and back.


“That's the Mad Lioness, gods save us.” The tall man in armour picked up his sword.


He seemed to consider sheathing it before meeting Furio's gaze and deciding against it.


“You are Horasian.” The girl observed, studying him. “Nobly born, I'd say. Aren't you, wizard?”


Below the tower people screamed as Laura drove them before her, picking off and burying under her feet each time the slowest of them, like wolves might do to a herd of running sheep.


The girl took his silence for a yes.


“I see.” She said. “You are her ally as much as we are.”


Their ally.” The knight corrected. “There's two of them.”


“And two of them.” She added with a nod at Graham. “What is he writing?”


Furio exhaled two fine streams of smoke from his nostrils: “All this.”


It took a moment till they understood.


“Historian.” The knight scoffed. “Glorified singers who can't sing. I could scarce think of a more boring breed.”


He stepped closer, sword still in hand but his pose unthreatening.


“It takes a skilled writer to capture images such as these.” The noble girl said looking behind Laura, the squashed, obliterated corpses in her wake.


Graham looked up briefly, then went back to writing.


“He illuminates as well.” Said Furio.


The girl frowned: “Grizzly.”


Every inch of Furio's body shuddered at the tenor of the conversation. Many words about nothing, unspoken mistrust, threats or no threats or hints of them.


The knight cleared his throat: “I suppose this makes us allies, of sorts. For the moment, anyway. I am Reo Conchobair, this is her highness the lady Branwyn ni Bennain, cousin to King Finnian ui Bennain and heir to his throne.”


That helped clear things somewhat in regards to why Laura had taken them here. There was no grasping her intentions of course but that circumstance was not unusual with Laura at all. Furio also noted the complete absence of any titles from Reo Conchobair's name.


“I am Furio Montane.” He replied. “Magicus of the army by the pleasure of his Royal Magnificence Horasio the third. This is Graham.”


The boy should assume some other name, he thought, to distinguish him from other Grahams. Mapmaker, while accurate, did not ring favourably for a scholar though.


“That one is called Laura.” The girl gestured towards the south where Laura was gleefully stomping more people. “And that one is?”


“Janna.”


“I'm going to sit on you all. That's why I've gathered you here.” The man-eating enormity just informed her newest victims.


The inn was done, more than levelled in fact because she had dug out the vaulted cellar as well. There she seemed to have found wine and ale that she gulped down by crushing the massive barrels over her mouth, and many more people.


“Don't run now.” She sighed with a playful laugh, flicking the odd runner back into their place. “It's going to happen. Just accept it and be glad I don't do something worse.”


The people were too many to count. They were less than a hundred, Furio judged, but more than fifty. Janna rose briefly and turned around, then biting her lip and fulfilling her gruesome promise. The cacophony of screams ended abruptly when her rear end sank into the ground where her victims had stood. Then she sighed deeply, rolling her bottom side to side so as to also flatten evenly the ones at the side she hadn't gotten before.


“I hear you are going to Havena next?” The princess Branwyn ni Bennain addressed Furio.


Another puff of smoke was her answer.


She frowned and changed her approach: “I am very pleased to meet you, Furio Montane. And I do not see why our alliance should only last for now.”


“You heard her?!” Reo Conchobair moved in, towering over the little, beautiful girl as men like him often did. “She means to eat you the next time we meet!”


She gave him a shrewd look to shut him up and tried to ignore him.


“When I am queen and refuse to heed Gareth's call to arms I may well find myself in need of allies. Who better than Horas then?”


“If you'll ever be queen!” The knight insisted. “Havena is a tougher nut to crack than this town. How much larger is it?!”


“Much and more.” She laughed. “But do you not see this?”


Janna was bouncing on the corpses, squishing them more and more into obliteration and ending any hope of surviving by being pressed into the ground. Furio could feel the tremors in his legs even up the tower.


Conchobair was not appeased: “Yes, they're heavy! Remember the Muhrsape and how treacherous it is! They'll sink like stones in water!”


The Muhrsape was the name of the swamps making up and surrounding Havena. They had a reputation for swallowing people indeed, but Furio could not, for the life of him, imagine Janna or Laura sinking in and vanishing there, given their size.


“You know, my betrothed,” princess Branwyn snapped, “much as I could bring myself to fancy you, I shall never marry a defeatist.”


That seemed to shut the big man up.


“A cunning plan you have devised, my lord wizard.” She turned back to Furio. “Perhaps more cunning than you know.”


Once more, Furio said nothing. He did not know the details of this plan. No doubt it was another fancy of Laura's, an idea dreamt up at moment's notice and without considering any of the consequences for beings no more than bugs to her. But being thought the architect behind it might serve to his advantage yet, he considered.


“I promise I'll be a good queen.” She went on. “I'll be your faithful ally. Might I hope for your protection in turn, when the time comes?”


There it was again, that talk of total war.


If it comes to that.” He allowed vaguely. “But know that none I say, or Laura says, is binding.”


She nodded: “I understand. And yes, perhaps, after losing Albernia, maybe Gareth will reconsider war.”


“Are you certain that you can control Albernia?” Furio asked. “A situation as this might fan the flames in many an ambitions heart.”


“After Laura kills my cousin? Yes.” She replied. “What other claims there might be, none are as strong as mine. Will you conquer the rest of the west coast as well?”


He frowned and drew smoke, thinking how much he should reveal. Once again saying nothing seemed to be the wisest course. If drawing Albernia to Horas' side took only the death of one king then that was fortunate. Other kingdoms might not fall as easily, if such undertakings would ever come onto the agenda.


“I am not a defeatist, Bran.” Conchobair found his voice again. “I am willing to do this thing, with you. But you should pray never to cross paths with this monstrosity again.”


Princess Branwyn's mouth tightened. She knew she was playing with fire.


“How much do you control them, Master Furio?” She asked next.


Laura had slipped out of her britches and was apparently gathering people at the front of her undergarments. They bulged and kicked there as though she had worms for a crotch. Janna was suddenly naked from the waist down, manipulating her black-haired captive for pleasure while stalking the streets in search for lives to end.


“They do occasionally listen to my suggestions.”


That was the truth as of late and Furio thought it best not to lie in this regard. If Laura wanted to eat this young girl then it was like to happen that way, just like she and Janna had come to this town and were laying waste to it now, against Furio's strong advice.


The empty cave that was Saravil Hexen's skull was looking on, still trickling blood. Her body did not move. The Mad Lioness stirred however, dragging herself forward on the ground. Her leg was swollen but other than that it was not obvious why she wouldn't at least sit up.


Reo Conchobair moved over, sword in hand, kicking out of her reach the weapons on the ground that had been abandoned by their former beholders. Much as that was a prudent move, the woman seemed too broken to be a real threat.


“What happened to her?!” The tall knight asked aghast. “That smell!”


She looked up at him, red-eyed and teeth clenched, tears running down her cheeks. Laura had left only a ruin of her former self.


“That!” Princess Branwyn pointed, alleviated all over again by the display of raw power.


Laura had both her hands down her crotch, crushing the trapped, doomed people against her sex. It seemed to give her a lot of pleasure, though looking awkward while she stood there bow-legged and with her back arched like a cat. From the leg hole of her smallclothes a screaming man tumbled to his death. If she noticed or cared she gave no hint of it.


“Praios save us!” The knight made the prayer a curse.


Janna was not engaged with Laura. She was done pressing people into thin imprints of their former selves and now on all fours stalking through houses, ruins and alleys. She was eating again.


He turned away in disgust before giving a queer bark of laughter: “Ha! That's something for your little historian to scribe about. This very keep was where my father proclaimed his rebellion!”


Furio stroked his beard. He knew the story, although it had taken some time to connect the real places and the offspring of the actors in it. Raidri Conchobair, the Sword King, had risen in rebellion against King Romin Galahan of Kuslik. This was the result of a long tragedy with it's roots way back in the Horasian Empire.


Despite his name, King Romin was not the King of Kuslik, the Horasian city, but rather a nobleman displaced from there. His House of Galahan had been the dukes of that city for generations but when a plot by Kusmina Galahan to murder Empress Amene the third was revealed she was executed and her house disowned and banished. That event was called the Blood Convent of Arivor.


King of Albernia, reputedly, had not been a title Romin Galahan ever wanted. He fell in love with Queen Invher ni Bennain and became king by marriage, spending his days making plots upon plots to regain his family's ancestral duchy, instead of ruling. The duke of Winhall, then Raidri Conchobair, a most renowned swordsman, was disenfranchised with that and tried to usurp the throne, sparking another bloody war in Albernia's history.


Albernia had suffered several attempts of kings and nobles to secede from the Garethian Empire before, often leading to war and always being crushed as a result. Raidri Conchobair's rebellion was not that noteworthy in comparison, had it not led to the death of King Romin Galahan. Raidri slew him with his renowned sword Sevenstroke before having his head smashed in by some nameless man's mace in turn.


Today, Invher ni Bennain was still alive but not the regent any longer, having transferred power successfully to her son Finnian. What happened to house Galahan, Furio did not know, but it seemed that with Laura's good graces the Conchobairs would soon get the better of the Bennains, albeit with help from one of their own. Why Branwyn wanted to betray her family seemed to matter but little.


“Who beat Albernia the last time it tried to loosen ties with Gareth?” He asked.


 


 


“Nordmarken,” the princess replied, “in the main part.”


“Hmm.” Furio puffed and stroked his beard some more. “Curious.”


He did not think Albernia could stand on it's own for long, thus the request for protection and the question whether the rest of the west coast would fall under the giantesses' attack as well. The ones in question were Nordmarken and Windhag. Whatever crises had ever befallen the Garethian Empire usually spared Nordmarken, which was why it was considered exceptionally strong and powerful. There was no way it's leadership ranks would falter as easily as Albernia's. Windhag on the other hand was settled sparsely, mostly uninhabitable rock and the rest a clefted, windy coast, infested with pirates.


That meant, however, that Nordmarken was the threat and one that could not be dealt with at this time. That was a problem. Winhall was beyond saving at this point, more than half it's houses smashed to rubble and the streets drowning in flattened corpses and blood. If Havena was left unscathed they might have stood a chance for a time, but not after Janna and Laura went there. And going there was non-negotiable, for it was his Royal Magnificence Emperor Horasio's very own command.


The inevitable hopelessness was as crushing as Janna's foot, unless Horas deployed troops.


Furio exhaled from his nostrils, blowing smoke as though he were some dragon.


'Would that I were.' He thought. 'I'd spread my wings and fly and be a feeble bug no longer.'


But judging by the books he had read about the subject, dragons, whether they still existed or had ever existed still being up for debate, would be no larger than cats to Laura and Janna.


'There is no escape.'


“That's true though.” Reo Conchobair mentioned, recognition all over his dim, comely face. “Without help, your reign will be a short one.”


Our reign, you mean!” Princess Branwyn snapped at him. “But if Horas has any wits they'll see the gain in this. Won't they, Master Furio?”


For a queer moment, Furio considered flinging himself down the tower or tossing the Mad Lioness a sword. Still once more he cloaked himself in silence and Stoerrebrandt's. His throat ached for want of Lee's liquor; his mind as well. He felt like he had a headache, albeit without the pain.


“Havena seceded successfully and joined your Empire with impunity.” The princess went on. “It is possible. Albernia as a whole couldn't because of the rift on account of the Galahans.”


Furio sighed. He didn't want any of this. He had known that coming here was a mistake. The princess was trying to move him to solve her problems. Perhaps there was gain in it for him and still he didn't see why he should entertain any of it. There was clearly much more cumbersome baggage than the princess wanted to admit. He just couldn't see it work.


“Your highness,” He allowed, the words coming out harsher than he intended, “I am not here to solve your problems. This plan you called cunning is not mine but Laura's, dreamt up with the same depth a fish has when it changes the directions in which it is swimming.”


It all made sense. She was young, beautiful and female. Youth was kin to foolishness most of all, and galls, especially high-born, rich and beautiful ones, had oft not faced the same adversities as others had, therefore lacking a certain sense of reality. Like as not, all her life others had pressed forward to satisfy her wants. She couldn't know that this time would be different.


She looked at him, incredulous, proving him right. Then she proved him wrong when she went to the wall of merlons and raised her hands to shout: “Laura!”


-


“You're gonna get fat.” Laura laughed from behind.


Janna swallowed her mouthful of chewed townsfolk: “And you already came! I though we were going to enjoy ourselves.”


“Oh, I enjoyed these.” Laura giggled, upending her hand and letting her sex toys rain to the ground.


They were left all but lifeless, only one or two still having enough strength in them to flail.


“That was only the first orgasm I plan on having. Care to join me?”


Laura was in shirt, shoes and panties, gorgeously cute with her braided hair all tangled up like that. Her slender figure revealed a little bit of her stomach when she stretched and that was most lovable of all. Below them it was carnage.


“'guess you could say we went to town on this one.” Janna mentioned, rising to her feet.


She was naked from the waist down to play with that cute, little black haired thing she'd found. Somehow she had broken the girl's neck though and lost interest, focusing on squishing people instead. Crushing the crowd from the hotel under her butt had been her personal highlight, although the blood and gore had seeped through all the way to her skin as a result.


“Gosh, you're corny.” Laura cringed, laughing.


Janna loved her laugh and she did it so very often. But whenever it came to sexual stuff – and killing tinies was somehow always sexual at this point – Steve would cross her mind every once in a while. That was strange and she didn't want it but it happened anyway.


“Did you see any still trying to get away?”


Laura shook her head: “I think they got the message. Cute move though, with the white flag.”


Janna chuckled: “Yeah. I guess they wanted to talk to me but I was busy squishing them, so I just flicked them off their tower and that was that.”


“You spared that woman though.” Laura raised a curious eyebrow.


Janna shrugged: “She was all distraught and crying anyway. I figured she could watch me play with her city a while longer. I kinda wanted to ask her what she thought of it afterwards.”


By Laura's feet, a rider suddenly galloped out of an intact stables, racing down the street while looking up in horror, his horse whinnying all the while.


Laura stomped him and his mount like a fat, brown cockroach come out from under a sideboard: “Sorry. My guy cut the top of her head off.”


“Do I wanna know what that's about?” Janna asked sceptically.


The man and the animal were red strings of meat, linking Laura's rising foot with ground like chewing gum for a moment.


“They're the new king and queen of Albernia.” She explained. “Can't hurt to have more allies. If we don't want them we can kill them anyway, but I got dibs on the girl, got it?”


“Sure.” Janna shook her head, deciding not to care after all, what those new tinies were about.


“Laura!” They heard the faint shout then from the tower keep. “Laura!”


Laura did not look like she appreciated the interruption but smiled anyway: “Excuse me.”


Janna followed. The townsfolk seemed to try their best at hiding at that point and there was no harm in keeping the suspense up for a little while, plus, if she wanted to get off, having Laura help her would make it infinitely better.


They moved to the massive round tower via the market place, looking down on the four figures. The steward was dead indeed, missing her brains. Graham was writing like none of his surroundings concerned him and Furio seemed angry for some reason. The newcomers were a tall man in ring mail and some baroque it-girl damsel in dark yellow.


“Laura!” The girl shouted up. “It seems there is more that needs to happen if there is to be an alliance between us!”


Laura cocked her head and bit her lip. She did not like that piece of news.


“And what is that?” Janna bullied into the conversation, keeping her chest so that her breasts towered over the girl like boulders that might drop down at any moment and squish her.


The tiny would-be queen looked up at her frightfully: “Th-the Galahans need to die so that we can be allied with Horas!”


“Okay.” Laura offered hesitantly. “Show me where they are and I'll turn them into smears.”


The little brat lowered her gaze and licked her lips. She was straining not to lose her composure.


“They aren't here!” She finally shouted. “Franka Salva Galahan is duchess in Honingen! Her daughter Rhiannon Igraine Galahan is at Weideleth, in the duchy of Nordmarken!”


Laura pursed her lips and let air escape to let them flap, showing her dissatisfaction.


“Well,” Janna grasped the word, “we're not going there.”


The little, bitchy looking girl looked distraught.


Laura shook her head: “She's right. That's not part of the deal. We're squishing your cousin for you, and that lord, what's his name, the cunt of Winhall...Fenwasian, if we come across him at Havena.”


“The count!” Janna threw in, chuckling.


“Whatever.” Laura shrugged. “The rest is your concern. We don't have time for anything else.”


“Then this alliance is doomed to failure, most like.” The man in chain mail said, causing the girl quite a visible distress with his bluntness. “Nordmarken will crush us and Horas won't gain anything.”


“Then they're not better or worse off than they are now.” Janna reminded him.


“I guess I should have eaten you from the start.” Laura added sullenly.


She looked genuinely sad.


“I really thought this was a good plan, but it seems I just haven't thought it through very well. Well, princess, say good bye to the world and hello to my tummy.”


Her hand moved.


“No!” The girl that was apparently a princess fell to her knees. “I was wrong! We can defeat Honingen! We will rally troops and kill Franka and then we will stand against Nordmarken! I will declare the Galahans traitors, their lands and titles forfeit! Horas can enter our civil war just like Nordmarken will! It will be fine!”


Furio pushed forward, spiting smoke and almost choking on it.


“That means war between Horas and Gareth!” He warned, coughing.


“And not only that,” the knight added, “take Winhall and Havena out of the picture and Honingen is the strongest force in Albernia. Bredenhag is piss poor and don't forget that house Crumold has direct ties to Bragon Fenwasian by marriage!”


“It's all terribly confusing, isn't it.” Janna shook her head in bewilderment.


Laura slumped down even more: “Yeah. I wanted this to work so bad but I fear there is no understanding any of it without writing it down.”


“It's simple!” The princess screamed, half angry, half in terror for her life. “The Galahans need to die! Then we need troops from Horas for a few years and everything will fall into place!”


Judging by Grahams reactions, where he looked and when and when he wrote, he was recording this conversation as it happened. Janna did not want to spend too much time in Albernia. She was mindful of their deal with the Horasians and wanted to see Steve save, and Christina as well. On the other hand, as they relied on Horasian agents to get their Earthly friends back, there would likely be a few more days they had to fill with stuff if they didn't want to sit around idly.


“Graham,” she said warmly, “what do you think about this?”


It was nothing but a cute little idea. She was genuinely curious about his opinion and felt like she should include the tiny boy as well. He stared up at her with one big eye and a lazy one, his mouth twisted in even more horror than the princess'.


“I...I...” He stammered, mumbling, shrinking against the merlons, “I do not...uh...”


“Say it.” She insisted calmly, leaning forward whereby pushing him against the wall even more like opposing magnets or as though she had magical powers of her own.


“Ha...Honingen is not so far.” He finally managed meekly. “A day more, at the most, uh...Nordmarken is not so far from there. Another day. Elenvina is the capital of Nordmarken. Weideleth is in the barony of Albenhus, yet another day. Two days back, maybe three...”


Laura seemed lost: “What is he saying?”


“He's saying five to six days if we want to get this right.” Explained Janna.


It were a bunch of places she had scarce ever heard of, but that didn't mean they couldn't be found. At this point she had understood that Laura planned a coup d'etat in Albernia that was turning out much more trouble than she had anticipated. Trouble could be tons of fun though, like a challenge.


“That's thrice what we anticipated!” Furio roared in protest, having overcome his cough.


“But it's an opportunity.” Laura allowed in turn.


That was true. Janna had to admit that much.


“It is war!” The tiny mage objected.


Janna sighed: “War, war. It's war anyway, isn't it. This is war.”


She stomped the ground on which she stood, littered with several corpses.


She turned to English, and Laura: “Here's our situation. If we do this, we increase the risk of armed conflict between Horas and Gareth, which would be seriously horrible for everyone. If we don't do it, there might be war anyway, and with Albernia on it's side Horas might stand a better chance from the get go.”


Laura nodded thoughtfully: “I get that. But wouldn't, like...wouldn't the Albernia we get be horribly crippled? I mean, I don't know how many people live here, but if we wipe out three major cities and squish everyone we meet, there wouldn't really be so many people left to fight. Right?!”


Janna shrugged and gave a nod as well: “Yeah. Let's do it.”

Chapter 39 by squashed123
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The dye was not cast but it was spilled and solidifying on the parchment as Furio watched.


“Draw up a plan.”


That were his orders as received by Janna. He, Princess Branwyn and Reo Conchobair crowded over Graham as he drew.


“Follow the Tommel, south on the road.” Reo Conchobair, the man who was still a squire despite being in his thirties, advised. “That way you can't miss Ortis and you will get to Honingen quickest.”


Ortis was the location of Weyringen Castle, seat of Count Bragon Fenwasian, the current lord of Winhall. Whether or not he was currently there was uncertain, but if they went to Hongingen anyway Janna and Laura might as well upend the place.


Hongingen was the capital of the landgraviate with the same name, and seat to Franka Salva Galahan, the most powerful Galahan currently without counting King Finnian ui Bennain. Therefore, within a distance that was barely mentionable to Laura and Janna, two things could be achieved at once.


“We are supposed to go to Havena.” Furio objected nonetheless and not for the first time.


Branwyn eyed him shrewdly: “You'll get there. just wait!”


 


“From Honingen you can follow the road down to Seshwick, then turn for Bredenhag. Bredenhag is the seat of Count Jast Irian of Crumold, whom you must kill. From there go south via Otterntal and Traviarim to Castle Crumold, that house's seat. Destroy it and proceed to Elenvina, the Duchy of Nordmarken's capital. From there follow the Big River upstream to Weideleth, where you should find another Galahan. That should weaken our enemies enough to...”


“Madness!” Furio fumed. “Havena is our purpose! It harbours the King, and likely Count Fenwasian as well, as you've told me! All this plan does is to draw us away from it!”


If they followed this plan, Janna and Laura would be drawn deep into Nordmarken where they would wreak havoc which was no doubt the purpose of this endeavour.


“He's right.” Princess Branwyn agreed. “Go to Havena after Bredenhag and then proceed along the Big River from there. That way we spare more villages and still achieve all we set out to. We must think of raising our own troops after the giantesses' devastation. An army of flattened men will not stand.”


“We will not go to Weideleth.” Furio declared. “It is too far!”


Weideleth was where Franka Salva Galahan's daughter Rhiannon Igraine Galahan supposedly currently resided with her husband.


Reo Conchobair pursed his lips: “To be fair, Rhiannon might still be of use to us. All she ever did was sue for peace with Nordmarken. She does not have the stomach for war.”


Princess Branwyn sighed: “No Weideleth then. But Elenvina must fall!”


Her husband-to-be nodded fiercely. She and him showed no affection for each other, but that was not unheard of with royal or noble couples. If truth be told, most marriages were for ends rather than love, which was why they fell to goddess Travia rather than Rahya or Tsa.


Furio wondered what destroying Elenvina would do to Nordmarken.


“From where does Nordmarken draw it's strength?” He asked pointedly to get to the bottom of that question.


“Of cities there are Elenvina, Albenhus and Gratenstone.” Conchobair replied. “They are not so big though. It is really villages over villages, arable land and not to forget the mines. You will have heard of the goldmines at Xorlosh, but don't neglect the Iron Forest of which Nordmarken controls a great part. Some of the empire's best steel is made there.”


'Some of the empire's best young men are killed there.' Furio knew as well.


Metal converted into power, but the mountains fought off the miners where they could, claiming lives on a scale perhaps rivalling that of Laura and Janna. Well, perhaps not quite, but the death-toll was large enough to leave the work largely to prisoners and other quasi slaves, without ever calling them what they were.


“Then we shall not go to Elenvina either.” He said. “I cannot see which purpose it serves.”


Princess Branwyn was understandably infuriated.


“But we must give them something to gnaw on!” She claimed. “A bloody nose, as you men often say!”


“Elsewise they will crush us.” Added Reo.


Furio shook his head: “There is no point in violating their territory and giving Gareth no choice in whether to start a war. I am against any of this, but let me tell you the extend to which we will help you. We will go to Honingen by way of Ortis, then to Havena, by way of Bredenhag. Where we can we will destroy those who would be your enemies. After that, we shall return to Joborn.”


“Joborn?!” Branwyn's feminine jaw thoroughly dropped. “That is in Nostria! Will you tear up my kingdom and then abandon us?!”


When Janna had told Furio that they would engage in helping the princess with her claim, he had felt that the two giant monsters were escaping his control. Whatever he said no longer seemed to matter. It was time to get back what he had lost, and being idle no longer served. He had to assert himself more, he decided, and throw onto the scales what he had in terms of authority. Luckily, Janna and Laura weren't listening but rather systematically rounding up the remaining population of Winhall in order to murder them.


“It is from Nostria whence we came,” he growled through his beard, “and it is there we must return to. Nordmarken will raise a host and march to reconquer Albernia for the Garethian Empire. When that happens, stall them as best you can and send riders for Joborn. Janna and Laura will fall upon the Nordmarkener host within two days after arrival of the word.”


'And if they don't, then both your pretty heads will be impaled on spikes and I shall never have to suffer you again.' He added in his mind.


It might well be that Laura and Janna would not stay at Joborn; that word would reach them too late and Albernia be overrun by the Nordmarkener onslaught. It wouldn't serve to share those doubts, however. Furio had to save his mission, and prevent total war besides.


“When they are done,” he went on, insisting, “I wager there shall be little left which the priests can bury. Bloody noses, your highness, are not a commodity in our gargantuan allies' inventory.”


'But total and utter annihilation.'


“That's....” The princess was breathing heavily. “That's assuring. You are wise, Master Furio. We shall do as you say.”


“Then you had best melt down your jewellery and mint coins.” He replied. “You will still need Horas' protection, and best if you can pay for it. You shall hire sellswords as well, and as soon as we leave here you should begin rallying your banners and raising as many levies as possible.”


While they argued, all of them forced themselves not to pay heed to the unconscionable horror taking place beside them.


-


Janna closed her eyes and bit her lip painfully. The sensations she felt were hard to describe with words, pleasure entering only marginally into that pool. She was on all fourths, her rear arched upward, and Laura was behind her, pushing living people into her anus.


“This is glorious.” Laura insisted, her voice swollen with several tinies she was coating with saliva inside her mouth in order to lubricate them.


It would have been better if they had had a large amount of fat or butter, only they hadn't.


“Are you sure?” Janna asked hesitantly.


She had felt her sphincter compress and obliterate several of their hapless cave explorers, but several that had made it through intact as well, fighting fiercely for survival in her rectum.


“Yeah.” Laura gave her a reassuring kiss on the butt. “You've got such an amazing ass but you never ever use it.”


“I squash people with it.” Janna objected, wincing when another tiny person entered her.


“But this is so much better.” Laura sounded dreamily. “Imagine the humiliation.”


That, Janna could well and it was the only intriguing thing about this. If truth be told, the people weren't as bad as Laura's finger inside there, but without the latter there was no way to get in the former. It made her wonder how many people she would be stuffed with before Laura thought it was enough.


“Mhhh, want to go inside my friends ass?” Laura taunted. “Oh, yes, you want to go inside my friends ass!”


'Gee, who's the corny one again?'


Whomever she spoke to did clearly not want to do that but she pushed them in anyway. Janna opened her eyes and looked to her right onto the market square. About three hundred were left, awaiting their fate solemnly. Except for the tower keep that probably still contained people, every house, temple or structure inside the walls was even with the ground. There was nowhere to run and they knew it.


Even though Janna found it hard to consciously enjoy any of this, she couldn't argue with the realization that it was making her horny. After all, she had living people whole inside her ass and it was nothing but empowering to be able to say that. She was wet, wanton and ready, but this 'anal' Laura had talked her into wouldn't serve to get her over the edge.


“Come on, you're enjoying this. Your pussy is practically drooling.” Laura noted with another audible grin.


“Then...” Janna struggled for a way to phrase it in a dignified manner. “Feed it, or something.”


Laura chuckled and probed her folds with a finger. Janna bit her lip.


In the middle of the assembled crowd of townsfolk towered the stone dildo, ready for use. Janna felt herself queerly drawn to it. She wanted it inside her, albeit not in her rear, no matter what Laura said.


She could feel a person enter where Laura's finger had been a moment ago and a wave of pleasure following. Then she felt the lips of Laura's mouth on her nether ones, followed by a wet, warm tongue.


“Urgh.” Laura commented a moment later and the tiny traveller was gone.


Janna turned: “You didn't eat him, did you?”


“It was a she.” Laura frowned first and then giggled in her wonderfully light-hearted way. “But she didn't taste very good.”


She turned and regarded the remainder of townsfolk, still solemnly staring at them in various states ranging from nihilistic defeatism to haunted sorrow.


“Do you think we could still find tools and have them shave us?” She asked, stroking Janna's pubic area and the coarse stubble that was sprouting there. “It's time again.”


Janna looked around. The town was smashed, done for, hardly a stone or wooden board left atop the other.


“I don't-” She started when a high pitched shriek could be heard from the tower.


She looked and saw Reo Conchobair wrestling, his blade in the air and the tip of it pointing down. There was a hand on his wrist but he was stronger, pushing down inch by inch. Then the hilt of the sword moved down all at once and into whomever the other was. It was a tangled coil of tiny flesh atop there and Furio was in it.


“Shit!” She cursed and raced to her feet, all thoughts of sex and murder forgotten.


It was confusion for a moment, that which had transpired unclear, until Furio collapsed into Graham's arms and the Mad Lioness into the knight's. Her expression was dead and lifeless, the hilt of the sword poking out from between her neck and shoulder.


“No!” She screamed and rushed forward. “Furio!”


He couldn't die, she thought. He was too important, too much depended on him and he was her genuine friend besides, one of the very few she had.


“She got a sword!” The knight cursed and picked it up from the ground.


Furio stumbled, holding his belly. When he drew back the thick leather flap of his cloak, she saw the white of his robes drowning in red around an entrance wound.


“Damn it!” Laura arrived besides. “I told you to look after her and make sure she doesn't get hold of a weapon!”


The knight could only lift his arms vainly at that.


“Furio!” Janna shouted and knelt in front of the tower keep.


She could feel tears well up in her eyes. She had to think straight now, she knew. She was the biologist, harbouring more knowledge about the human body then all of them put together, if only she hadn't been such an utter failure as a student.


“Stay still!” She commanded in panic. “Graham, lay him down, cushion his head with something!”


“Havena!” The tiny mage brought forth through a cough. “Janna, go to Havena! The Emperor! Argh!”


He was so tiny and frail. And so old. He had not been this old when they first met, she was certain.


“Is there a healer here?!” She screamed, turning to the assembled townsfolk.


If there had been, he or she wasn't offering themselves, and why should they. Janna had their friends and neighbours still fighting and dying up her rear. She had crushed hundreds of them to death and eaten others by the mouthful, all just for fun and games.


“Havena!” Furio coughed again. “Destroy it! You must! The Emperor!”


“She asked you a question!” Laura fumed and turned away from the tower and to the market place. “I will grind all of you into the dirt if you don't answer this instant!”


Her right foot landed stomping in their midst, within a heartbeat turning everyone beneath it to mud. It was pure doing things for the sake of it. Perhaps she felt guilty because it had been her tiny captive to do this thing, the little lion bitch.


“Janna!” Furio was already down to where he could barely speak any more. “Ha...Ha..Havena!”


“Hush!” She extended a hand as if to cradle him only she was afraid to make it worse. “Don't speak now. Stay calm, keep breathing. Graham, press something on his wound, a cloth, a clean one!”


The tiny, useful mapmaker looked around helplessly. There was no clean cloth at hand, and even if there had been it would be drowning in germs. This was way before the age of antiseptics.


Janna gritted her teeth and dug her hand into the rubble she had used to block the way down into the tower in order to protect Furio and Graham from whomever was still hiding inside. She could see the outline of a stairway when the path was clear again.


“You!” She pointed at the tall, handsome man in chain mail. “Go down there and get me a bunch of the cleanest fabric you can find. Get me wine as well, or something stronger if there is, the stronger the better. Now, or I'll crush you where you stand!”


He drew a dagger from his belt and ran as he was bidden.


“A healer!” Laura shouted, stomping on people. “Give yourself up and I will spare you!”


That was a dangerous game, Janna thought. To save themselves now any cunning person could offer themselves up, just for a slither of hope. Furio's face was paling, his robes reddening more and the ground beneath him becoming slick with his life's blood. She had to do something.


In lack of any better idea, she extended a finger over the tiny wizard's abdomen where the entrance wound was and pressed down with a minuscule amount of pressure. Far as she could see that stopped the bleeding but Furio had already lost consciousness.


“We...we were distracted!” The princess in the yellow dress shouted as though she had been accused. “We...we didn't see!”


“Shut up!” Janna hissed at her without even looking.


This girl was nothing more than an afterthought compared to Furio and Janna was too occupied to care about blame.


“Here!” Laura rushed back to Janna's side and dumped a white haired man in grey robes onto the deck of the tower. “He's a wizard too. Save him!”


The man stood up ponderously, straightened his white, wispy beard and looked.


“Urgh...mh...uh...hm.” He mumbled and stammered perplexed.


The way he looked he could have been a hundred.


“Er, remove your hand.” He finally said, pointing.


Janna bit her lip. She was unsure beyond anything other than that she couldn't save Furio herself. She followed the command hesitantly but this new wizard immediately knelt and proceeded to apply the necessary pressure himself. Graham stood by, pale, help- and useless.


“His gut is ruptured.” The old man diagnosed after another moment. “He lives, still, but not for long.”


“We will have company in a minute!” The knight shouted after re-emerging from the keep, carrying a bundle of grey-white sheets and a stoneclay bottle of something liquid.


Janna feverishly turned to the healer: “What do you need to save him?”


He looked up with his tiny, clouded, blue eyes.


“This man is beyond saving.” He said sadly. “It is good that he is not in pain but-”


“You will save him or I will crush you out of your leathery costume, old man, and all the others!” Janna interrupted him. “Try at least; and try your best, or you'll wish you had!”


He chewed on his toothless gums for a moment.


“Needle and cat gut.” He finally told the knight. “Nettle, mouldy bread and mustard seed.”


The cat gut was used to sow the wound shut, Janna understood. Horse hair could be used as well, because it was hollow and allowed the watery secretions of the wound to escape. What the other stuff was for she had no idea.


“Just the needle and cat gut.” She advised, fearing an infection. “Or horse hair, and be quick about it!”


The knight stashed what he was carrying into Graham's arms and went to go down into the tower again but something at the entrance halted him.


“They are here!” He shouted, unmoving.


Clearly, those who had sought refuge inside the tower had come up and in all likelihood there were many armed soldiers among them.


Laura's nostrils flared: “Make room for him or I will tear the guts out of all of you!”


“No!” Janna shouted over her. “Bring us needle and cat gut or horse hair! We need to close a wound!”


Faintly, a moment after, she could hear someone pounding up the wooden stair instead. A helmetless soldier in the colours of Winhall emerged, greeted with the knight's sword at his throat.


“A...I heard you don't kill them that's healers!” He offered, looking at the cold steel. “Ha...heard you needs a wound shut as well!”


“Let him through!” Janna commanded.


The young man wore a dagger, but no scabbard for a sword and no helmet. He could be a field doctor or whatever primitive medieval equivalent there was. He rushed to help, slamming down hard on the knees of his light brown britches and fumbling in a leather pouch he carried on his belt.


“'s bad!” He said after short examination of the patient. “But I'll do 'm me best!”


Janna bit her lip.


“Give him from that bottle first.” She advised.


An infected wound would kill Furio with certainty, if he survived this.


The soldier took the bottle from Graham, uncorked it with his mouth, sniffed and took a swallow before trying to force it down Furio's throat.


“No, you idiot!” Janna cursed. “On his wound, and on your hands too, and all that touches it!”


She leaned in an sniffed, smelling faintly the sweet, sharp stench of liquor.


“Premer Fire?” The old wizard asked. “What, uh...”


The younger man had more zeal in him and did as he was bid, pouring handsomely on Furio's wound, then on his hands, the cat gut and the needle. Janna's pounding heart skipped a beat when he drew his dagger but he only used it to cut away his patient's robes.


Then he went to work.


“I'm so sorry.” Laura began when there was nothing to do but wait. “I feel so stupid. I thought she could be controlled. She was so...urgh, god, I hate myself.”


“Don't.” Janna replied crisp and without looking. “It wasn't your fault.”


In retrospect, though, it seemed rather obvious that something like this would happen with the Mad Lioness and a tower top full of abandoned weapons. Still, who was guilty of what did not change any of the outcome.


The tiny medieval medic took a few more sips of snaps during his procedure, especially when he pulled out a bit of Furio's intestine with the flat of the dagger to treat the ruptured artery there. That he envisioned to do that gave Janna hope again though. Judging by the bleeding, treating this wound only on the surface would not suffice. Still, there were many dangers. Alcohol was an imperfect disinfectant because it could cause cell death, leading to inflammation which it was supposed to prevent. The dangers of sepsis outweighed that concern of course, but it was still something to worry about.


“Er...uh...err...” The old man started to speak. “Eh, the wound is closed. Now he needs bandaging and rest. Uh...we shall need leeches to drain the bad blood, later. There are healing herbs that can assist with the process as well.”


The younger man cut the threat with his dagger and proceeded to bandage Furio with the cloth that the knight had brought, pouring some alcohol on for good measure.


Laura took the old man without a word and went over to the market square where people were still waiting to get crushed or shoved into giant body orifices.


“I'll find you as many fucking herbs as Furio needs.” She proclaimed, picking people up to help her with that so that she wouldn't have to rely too much on the ancient wizard.


It was her way of making amends and Janna made no effort to stop her.


“Put on your pants.” She advised instead. “You'll catch something. It's cold.”


Graham was cradling his master's head by then and she wished that she could do it too. Furio had suffered much since being with her and it hurt her every time she looked at him.


“Will he live?” She asked the tiny medic hopefully.


He gave a sorrowful frown: “'s hard to say. I'm no surgeon, see, just a barber surgeon. ”


“What's your name?” She asked him, distracting herself.


He was comforting to talk to, somehow.


“Uh, 's Yann Redhand, they call me. Will you kill me if he don't make it?”


“No.” She smiled. “I could see you were sincere in your effort, Yann Redhand. I will shower you with gold, or fulfil any other wish you may have.”


He swallowed hard: “Er, I'm wonderin' 'bout me wife. She's in this town...”


It was hard to bear so Janna stood up at once to get it over with. Chances were slim, but she had to try anyway. She went the one and a half steps to the market square and crouched.


“Is here the wife of a Yann Redhand?” She asked, looking from face to tiny face. “I will not hurt you. Please reveal yourself so I can bring you to your husband.”


No one came forth as she had feared. Likely, little Yann Redhand's wife was dead. Perhaps Laura had trampled her, perhaps Janna. Perhaps she was going through Janna's digestive system just now, or perhaps she had died along those up her rear end where by now everyone had thoroughly suffocated. She might have been the one Laura slurped out of Janna's vagina and consequently ate. It didn't matter.


“I'm sorry.” She grimaced when she was back.


His reaction made her sadder than him. He had not a black temper or showed any sign of vindictiveness or anger or even extreme grief. He just seemed to take it, like the little worm he was. As casually as his wife must have died, so he could die and so he accepted it. All Janna was glad for was that he didn't mention any children.


“What...” She chewed her tongue, feeling like now she should distract him. “What does a barber surgeon do?”


He looked around and started to gather his things dutifully inside his little pouch: “I cut 'air and trim beard, like the regular barber, but I also knows how to treat ills and let blood. Perhaps a blood letting 'll 'elp him?”


“No.” She replied determinedly. “Blood letting never helps anybody.”


He looked up at her in surprise but did not object.


“Er, I'm not a real surgeon.” He said instead. “But 'em real surgeons is not that a trustworthy lot either. They once brought me a knight with a sore on his leg and a woman that was feeble-minded. I made the knight a small poultice and the woman I put on a diet to wet her humour. Then that doctor came, from Havena, and said, 'this man knows nothing about treating them.' He then said, 'bring me a sharp axe.' Then the doctor laid the leg of the knight on a block of wood and told a man to cut off the leg with the axe, upon which the marrow flowed out and the patient died. He then examined the woman and said, 'there is a demon in her head.' He therefore took one of mine razors, made a deep sun-shaped cut on her head, peeled away the skin until the bone of the skull was exposed, and rubbed it with salt. The woman also died."


Janna felt her blood chill at the story.


“It's good that you are no real doctor then.” She tried to be cheerful.


“Mayhaps.” He agreed.


“We should bring him to the castle.” The princess stirred. “He can rest there and get back to strength!”


Janna saw the sense in that. Furio could not stay here. But she mistrusted Princess Branwyn and the knight that was not a knight, Reo Conchobair. As far as she was concerned, the two were of little consequence at best, enemies at worst. She was willing to kill people for them, mainly because she didn't really care whom it was she killed, but she would not entrust them with her friend and ally.


Her instincts told her to go back to Joborn where Furio would be safe. She could be there within a day. It was almost evening now, but perhaps with the lantern she could make it through the night and if she walked fast maybe she could reach the Horasian army even before sunrise.


When Laura came back a moment later, she suggested the same thing as the princess though.


“Let's get him to that castle and put him in a bed. He's still breathing, right?”


The tiny barber surgeon confirmed that when the question was put to him.


“Anyway, let's apply those herbs first.” Laura crouched and deposited the old, withering wizard back on the tower. “Master Zaum, get to work.”


The other people who had helped her gather the medicines were no longer with her.


“Did you let them go?” Janna asked, mildly interested.


It would have been the fair thing to do, but not something Laura was likely to have done.


“Yeah, for about one and a half seconds.” Laura confirmed her suspicions with a forced, half-hearted grin.


Master Zaum, the old, doddering man, had a bushel of plants and berries with him. He requested a bowl, a pounder and boiled water. Yann Redhand ran back inside the tower to get it done for him. Reo Conchobair seemed still to be locked in a stalemate with whomever was standing below.


“This is fine work.” The old wizard noted after loosening the bandages again.


Soon after, he had everything he needed and made a poultice with the herbs. Janna was aware that plants could contain things that had disinfecting or other medical properties. After chemistry and empiricism had come along however, these substances had been isolated one by one and tested for their usefulness. The rest was just a bowl of soup, in truth, but it was the best they had now.


“Er, alchemy is not so strong as once it was.” Zaum started ponderously. “As most, it has lost its magic. I tried to find fairies and gremlins to talk to, but to no avail.”


Janna did not understand until Laura explained, adding a certain gesture to make clear that old Master Zaum had likely gone a little senile beyond his knowledge. Strangely though, none of the small people objected to his mentioning the magical creatures.


“Albernia is supposedly full of fairytale stuff.” Laura added after another moment. “South of here somewhere is Farindel Forest and someone told me not to go there or I'd meet all kinds of monsters.”


That was a strange angle. In a world where magic existed magical creatures could exist just as much, surely.


'But what happens to magical creatures when magic dies?'


“And did you go there?” Janna asked.


“No, that would've been too far, I think.” Laura shrugged in response. “We found a small patch of forest and grandpa wizard here got everything he said he needed. It's thick though, the forest, with all ranks and stuff. The tinies can barely move in there.”


“Now this man must rest.” Master Zaum doddered to his feet. “A bed, uh, a door, calmness. A cool compress for his fever, I think. Not long and he will burn on the inside like a smithy.”


“I don't want Furio in the hands of your knew, sketchy friends.” Janna said in English at once. “This might devolve into another hostage situation.”


Laura considered that for a moment.


“Where then, though?”


“Back to Joborn.”


Laura winced at that but nodded: “That's the safest way. But don't you think the shaking will do for him?”


It might, Janna had to admit. It was a pickle.


“Strong ropes, tied to the ship.” Master Zaum came up with an ingenious solution after they presented the problem to their tiny, new allies.


“Where to get them though?”


It all fell strangely into place. Conchobair Castle, it turned out, had a score of exceptionally long and sturdy ropes intended to provide an escape from the formidable fortress in case the gate was blocked by a superior attacker. Janna tied them to the structure of the ship after dumping out the rest of the Horasian canned food. It was sturdy enough and turned the thing into some sort of basket. When she walked a few steps she could see that it sailed smoothly through the air as though it was flying on it's own.


“Okay, I'll go.” She finally said to Laura. “Take good care of Graham and don't get carried away. We'll meet up at Joborn after you've destroyed Havena.”


“Huh?!” Laura was baffled. “No way! I'm coming with you!”


She was still making amends, Janna suspected.


“Havena must fall.” She explained, calmly but sternly. “Furio said it, over and over again. It's like his last will or something. If he survives I don't want him to wake up thinking we didn't care to fulfil it.”


“Didn't he say Havena had more than thirty thousand people?!” Laura looked genuinely afraid.


“Come on.” Janna insisted. “Thirty thousand or one thousand two hundred, where's the difference?”


“That's one heck of a difference!” Laura almost shouted back in her face. “No way, I'm not going there without you! You said we'd never split up again!”


Janna was serious though. Furio had seemed well willing to die to make sure the mission was carried out. She didn't want to corner Laura but she felt like she was left no choice.


“It was your mistake that led to this.” She said. “The little lion bitch was your charge.”


Laura's mouth opened and closed. Her eyes were red and watering. She couldn't reply.


-


Dari was hurled through the air carelessly as if she were a toy; or a babe that someone no longer wanted. To the massive ogress carrying her leg in a crushing grip she was even smaller than a babe, of course. It was her luck that Trundle didn't recognize her from Lauraville or else she might never have gotten to deliver Sly's message.


The ground came up to smash her and knocked the wind from her lungs. She had told Sly that it would have been better to go together, but the pointy-faced brigand was having none of it. Dari suspected that he was afraid of water, and with the bridge closed, leaving Andergast and crossing the river meant going by boat. That had been quite a smuggler's feat. She was dressed head to toe in black, and Sly had bribed city guardsmen again to help them.


She had left through the shipwright's shop by the harbour and made south on the river before finally crossing over. It was her first time ever rowing a boat, but one of the city guard had been a fisher's son and taught her how it was done. Even so, she had been deathly afraid and the boat had almost toppled over in the current. After she was across she made west on the road and ran right into the ogres' arms soon after, first being encountered by Thuran Brotherhood men who delivered her to the next best ogress they knew.


Sly's timing was perfect. He was a brilliant strategist as well as having a gift for inspiring loyalty. He reminded Dari of Dexter.


The camp had been made along the road but apparently Varg had moved a bit into the forest to have some time alone. It was almost pitch dark, the only light coming from a smouldering fire, almost burned down to ambers.


She could see next to nothing. She considered calling out Varg's name when fingers long as her arm curled around her waist. The hand was strong enough to crush every bone in her body, and the grip was not gentle. The huge shadow moved as the ogress bent over the fire to blow on it. She tossed on a few more branches and the world became clear again.


They were alone and Dari found herself in Trundle's crushing grasp.


“I have a message for Varg!” She protested immediately but the ogress only chuckled and tightened her grip some more, squeezing Dari's ribcage.


“I heard you the first time.”


“I must deliver it!” She croaked. “This is important, please!”


At first she thought that Trundle had recognized her after all, but if that was the case the giant, malevolent face gave no hint of it.


“You will deliver it,” Trundle promised, “after I'm done with you. You're a pretty little thing.”


Dari swallowed. Now she knew what this was, that which she had believed would never again be required of her. Trundle shrugged off her shaggy furs and lowered her meaty arse onto the ground, twigs and branches crushing beneath her.


The fresh wood on the fire caught on and the light improved some more. Something next to it caught Dari's eye, glistening wet and red with blood. Judging by the clothes it had been peasant girl, and judging by the shape of her body Trundle had flattened her.


The ogress spread two muscular thighs and moved Dari to her crotch.


“You'll give me what I want or you can forget about that message.” She grunted.


She was young, stupid and murderous, Dari remembered. It wasn't to be put past her to act on the threat, valuing her own immediate pleasure higher than the success of all her kind. The hair on her cunt was yellow, as on her head, and the thing itself was as meaty as everything about her. The outer lips were especially fleshy, and the inside a pale, juicy pink; already excited as Dari could see, likely on account of the dead girl.


Dari was no stranger to committing murder, but she was clueless as to what it was that got these giant creatures so worked up about it. It seemed to be a thing with almost all of them. Back in Lauraville, Nagash's wanton episodes had often coincided with villagers gone missing. That realization chased a cold shower down her spine. She didn't want to go missing. She didn't want to get fucked to death by some horny, adolescent ogress and be left squashed and flattened by an abandoned campfire somewhere in Andergast.


“Please me, or I'll sit on top of you and squash the grout out of your skull.” Trundle advised, letting go of her.


Dari knew where to put her mouth and started licking and sucking the pink flesh, immediately producing a reaction. Revulsion filled her as Trundle's juices entered her mouth. It wasn't the first time she tasted this. What made it so bad this time was that she had thought this episode to be over. That made her doubt everything; even Sly for a moment.


'I could have turned east on that road.' She thought, licking and sucking as though she enjoyed it.


Her gargantuan captor was pleased, breathing heavily and massaging a young, pointy teat with a hand.


Griffinsford wasn't all that far and the road that led there was paved and well maintained. But outriders might have caught her, or some other ill of which there were so many abouts in this kingdom. The desire to run was strong though. Dari considered biting Trundle in the cunt and making a try, but nothing was more like to get her squashed to aspic beneath that youthful rump.


Being between these legs was still better than being beneath them, she decided.


Soon, her skills in that regard seemed to overwhelm her domineering bully.


'She's never had a trained human before.' Dari realized.


The ogress' mouth moved in and out with her tongue and her gasps grew higher and more feminine by the minute. Climax, finally, seemed to thoroughly incapacitate the gargantuan girl. She twitched and shuddered violently, trying to stifle her lustful screams and failing every one out of two times.


Dari's face was wet and her mouth full of bitter tastes. She had practically begged Sly to come with her. Had he done so, none of this would have happened. She felt betrayed by him and used by the giant ogress. The latter had not really surprised her in truth, especially not now, in retrospect. With the ugly deed behind her she felt a little better. Nonetheless, she would have a serious word with Sly about this. The way she saw it, he owed her now, and big.


Trundle's eyes shun evilly in the fire: “I was going to let you go, after, but now I think I'll put a ring around your throat and own you.”


Dari swallowed hard. There was no sign that this threat was empty either. Perhaps she had performed too good in her haste to get it over with. The ogres put metal rings around the necks of their human slaves to mark them. With such a ring, a person became property. Some of the slaves Dari had seen were wretched things like nothing human. The ogres toyed with them and mistreated them where they could. Many broke them in through weeks of torture until they had no free will left and knew only to obey any more.


'I'd sooner be dead.' She thought, but saw how utterly hopeless her position was, here alone in the forest with this young, wanton monster.


Trundle looked at her as if she was less than a dog in her eyes. Just as she spun around and ran, a giant leg slammed into her from the side and ploughed her over, unfathomably quick for such a meaty behemoth, pinning her to the ground.


She was a plaything now, again, utterly helpless. A giant hand caught her arms and the ogress moved on top of her.


“No! The message!” Dari shouted. “Please, this is important! The city!”


Trundle sighed: “Which part of you must I crush to keep you from talking?”


It was a genuine question, Dari recognized full of horror. She could almost see the thoughts forming in the gargantuan, empty head above her. Trundle was too big to get to Dari's tongue and pull it out without killing her but that didn't mean she couldn't do a thousand other horrible things.


It wouldn't do, but with her arms tied, Dari couldn't even get to her dagger. Panic, as throttling as Trundle's grasp, crept up her throat.


Meanwhile, the ogress seemed to weigh her options: “Hmm, I need to keep you from talking or you'll never shut up about that message.”


She was strangely open-handed about it while rubbing Dari's helplessness in her face at the same time. Nonetheless, Dari saw her option.


“Yes!” She nodded vigorously. “I'll scream at every moment of the day! Varg will punish you!”


Trundle frowned: “Then I'll keep you here and have a smith cut out your tongue with a hot knife in the morning.”


Dari's mouth went as dry as the desert of Khôm.


“But I'll run!” She insisted. “I'm a disobedient slave, soon as you turn your back on me I'll run, every time!”


The ogress had been crouching but now she went to one knee and settled a foot on Dari's legs. She already used more weight than was bearable for comfort. If she stepped down any more, Dari's bones would snap like twigs.


“Then I'll break your legs. You don't need legs for what I want from you, only a...”


Darkness settled on Trundle's face and her voice became an angry growl.


“Y-yes!” Dari panted as soon as she had understood. “If you cut my tongue out, I can't pleasure you!”


The growl intensified and she saw that she had made a grave mistake.


“One last time then.” Trundle grinned in a bitter-sweet way. “It's more fun anyway if I can kill you during it.”


She didn't even wait for a reply but swung a leg over Dari, dragged her in position and settled her cut on her face. She let go of Dari's arms, but that didn't mean that going for the dagger was a good idea. The cheeks of the ogress' all-crushing behind were pressing it down in any case, and it was suicide besides.


Dari felt tears mixing with the young ogress' secretions on her face. She pushed the massive labia from her mouth as best she could. It was the last straw to grasp for, in the abyss she found herself in. If it didn't work at least she wanted her killer to hear it.


“She'll know!” She wept into Trundle's cunt. “She's going to find out! You'll conquer the city and Sly is going to ask where I went! The Thuran Brotherhood men saw me, they'll...”


The ogress put a predictable end to her rantings by lowering her weight. Dari felt her body compress. Her head started spinning immediately as the blood was pushed into her head. Her world went dark inside the giant labia and she couldn't have breathed even if Trundle hadn't been crushing her flat against the ground.


She felt roots, pebbles and sticks against her back. The twigs broke easily but the roots and pebbles were stronger than her body, painfully pushing into her flesh. Through the mountain of meat on top of her she could hear the ogress growl again.


'She has to budge now.' Dari thought, strangely elated. 'There is no way she can come up with a solution to this.'


But the young, massive blonde atop her did not move an inch any which way. She just sat there, and slowly killing Dari while doing so, like an afterthought, a by-product, the unintended consequence of a mundane action.


“Quite unworthy.” Dari heard Xardas say.


Then she saw him, robes and all, sticking there where a penis would go if Trundle had been a normal female and not a sick, twisted simpleton who sat on smaller creatures to get herself off. He was the source of the sudden light as well and wore one of his most sorrowful looks today.


“Don't look so drab, old wizard.” She tried to cheer him up. “She has to let me go now. I've got her.”


“Ha!” He laughed amiably in that grandfatherly way he had. “Never stop fighting! You saved the world, remember? You can't die now!”


Trundle was enormously heavy though, Dari realized, and even though she still felt that she was being pushed down she could not feel any discomfort on account of the pressure any longer. That was queer.


“Impaler.” A gruff voice said somewhere.


“Think hard.” Xardas turned serious again. “There is a way out of this. There is always a way out.”


Dari chuckled but the breath that escaped her made her world spin again, unbearably so. It seemed impossible but he was right. She had to try. They had started the day with ale in the place that she and Sly stayed in. Sly had been brooding after that, drinking more and more. Finally, he had send her on her way, going briefly to arrange for the tiny rowing boat.


That couldn't be it though. This day had only truly turned horrible when Trundle had flung her down. As she thought it, she felt it, sailing through the air like a cloth doll from a mummers show.


“This one says she has a message from Sly. I took her for a runaway and almost killed her, but she wouldn't talk until it was almost too late.”


Once more Dari hit the ground. There was pain again, and she was breathing. The scenery changed.


“I want her back when you are done with her. She's a skilful one.”


“If she is Sly's, you cannot have her.”


There was a fire here as well, only bigger, brighter, warmer. The heat of it hit Dari straight in the face. She crawled away from it.


Then she saw Varg, taller than most houses and some towers Dari had seen. Curiosity played on the ogre queen's hideous face. She looked young, though older than Trundle, with hair like copper wire and a freckled nose. She wouldn't have been so hideous had she not been so huge, but the way it was, with her long face and protruding upper teeth she had the unfortunate appearance of a horse about her. That still wasn't all that bad. She could still have passed as moderately beautiful had she not been cross-eyed. Both her eyes were looking in different directions.


When she turned her head Dari saw Weepke as well, much fairer and just as tall and towering over Trundle who must have brought her here. Weepke wore armour and carried her glaive where Trundle and Varg were naked. Dari was confused.


“You should have asked me what the message was.” She told Trundle light-headedly. “That way, you could have told Varg yourself and kept me.”


That was sweet revenge she felt when the ogress scowled. The fire allowed her only to see her immediate surroundings, turning her night-blind to anything beyond, but she understood roughly what must have happened. She also understood that she had been hallucinating. Xardas was dead. How much time had passed since Trundle had crushed her and now, she couldn't tell.


“Well, little one, you woke me.” Varg the Impaler said calmly. “Say your message and hope that it is an important one. If it isn't, Trundle can have you after all.”


Dari swallowed and gathered herself up. Only then did she realize the danger in which she still was. Trundle was impotent in presence of the giant queen, but exactly this queen was notorious for murdering at the slightest displeasure. A human life was little and less to her. To Trundle, at least, Dari had value.


She opened her mouth to speak but could not remember what the message was. Sly had told her something, something important, to do with how he intended to capture Andergast. She panicked again, realizing that she had forgotten what it was.


“Uh...er....mh...” She stammered.


Weepke saved her: “Did you step on her head and squeezed out her wits, Trundle?!”


Trundle denied that accusation but Varg didn't seem to care. She reached to her side and brought up a wooden tub, large enough for a grown man to bathe in it. It was filled with water. The only explanation for why she had it could be that she was drinking from it. That was scary.


Some of the cold wet spilled out when she set it down but Dari all but ran for it, plunging her head in and drinking to get her mind working again. She came out much cleaner than she had moved in.


“Did Trundle mistreat you?” The Impaler smiled mildly.


Dari's condition seemed to amuse her.


'I'm going to pull Sly's fingernails out for this.' Dari felt hopelessly small in midst of these three giants.


“We will conquer the city, tonight!” She coughed.


The queen of ogres frowned: “Conquer? Queen Effine was supposed to give me the city. Sly said so.”


She wasn't always the sharpest sword in the armoury, Sly had warned Dari, but she could be reasoned with.


“The queen alone is weak.” Dari confirmed. “And the council of guild masters want peace, whatever the price.”


The council of guild masters technically had an advisory function and wanted nothing more than for the war to end and the gates of the capital be opened again. Dari could even picture them friendly to giant rule if Varg provided stability and opportunity to trade.


“The problem is, though, that you are coming on from the south. The moment you are seen south of the Ingval all defensive forces will either be moved there or rout through the northern gates. The citizens of the city will certainly run when they see you. You can try to prevent it, but through the southern castle, over the bridge, all under arrow fire you'd likely be too late. Sly said the city was like an egg. Rotten on the inside or no, it must be taken whole lest the yolk will spill out.”


Varg scowled and Dari understood that she would have done better by translating the metaphor. The giant queen likely did not eat eggs. They were too small for her.


“I had in mind to encircle the city first.” She insisted.


And well she could have, Dari thought. As huge as the ogres were, especially the females that made up the bulk of them, they could ford the river in many places.


'Reply sternly. Do not mince words.' Sly had instructed Dari on how to speak with Varg.


It cost her all the courage she could still muster: “Sly's plan is better.”


Whereas Trundle would likely have crushed her on the spot for the insolence, Varg seemed to listen up and take her more seriously. Dari, finally remembering, explained the outline.


“Your human allies, like Sly's men, Thuran Brotherhood and so on, shall go to the gates of Andergast, bold as you please, and sell themselves as mercenaries looking for labour. Andergast is in dire need for trained fighters, so they'll be taken with kiss-hand. Once inside, they will take over the gates and take the queen hostage. That way none of the city folk can get away and we can pressure Queen Effine into playing along without having to fear any shenanigans from her.”


“Tell them at once. Now.” Varg commanded Trundle and Weepke.


The tall, dutiful soldier marched off instantly, but Trundle lingered, looking lustily at Dari.


“What will be with her?” She asked, thinly veiling her desire.


Queen Varg wouldn't give her up though, Dari was certain. Her heartbeat already normalized. She turned to see Trundle's reaction, the monster that had almost killed her twice.


“She belongs to me now.” Varg said in a voice that brook no argument.


The other ogress gave a snort of contempt and marched off.


“Thank you.” Dari whispered.


She didn't know if titles like 'my queen' were appropriate. She had never heard anyone use titles with Varg, except 'Impaler', but then again, she had barely spent any time with the army of ogres yet.


The Queen Ogress looked at her sceptically: “Thank me? Get on your knees and pray I don't kill you tonight.”


Dari had pictured herself amongst the human allies as the plan unfolded. In fact, she had been looking forward to the fight. It was utterly ingenious from a strategic point of view and seemed to entail very little risks. The humans in Varg's employ were quite an interesting bunch, raw outlaws, brigands, mountain- and forest-dwelling barbarians. The Kuningaz Beryanoz were too queer for Sly's plan, but Dari would have loved to see the monstrous, pelt-wearing and half naked Frundengar Hammerfists fight. She was interested in how good the Thuran Bortherhood was organised and how the Steppe Foxes' mounted archers operated inside a city.


Instead, Varg spread her monstrous long legs.


“It will be only a short time ere Weepke returns to report back.” She said. “I better finish fast and hard if you want to see the sun rise another day. You must be quite something for Trundle to want you so.”


“Please!” Dari fell to her knees, her mouth dry all over again. “I belong to Sly! He values me! I'm much more use to you free!”


“Suit yourself, little one.” Varg replied calmly. “If I'm not done by the time Weepke returns, I will break your neck. Of how much use will you be to Sly then, I wonder?”


Dari stood and threw herself at the ogre queen's sex. It was markedly less fleshy and not the least bit aroused when she started, although that soon changed. Having to perform this act on two ogresses in a single day was a new low, but with Varg it was somehow much less demeaning, given her station and power. She was roughly of an age with Dari, and that helped as well.


Dari knew that the biggest factor in lovemaking was in the head, but pure mechanics, if applied persistently enough, could achieve the goal well on their own.


Varg seemed to like Dari immediately, which she knew by now could be as dangerous as failing at the task. When she tried to perform a little less well though, Varg grabbed her by the waist at once and pushed her down.


“Birsel, finish it.” She panted.


Dari's blood froze in terror of that name before she plunged into the slick, warm wet of the ogress' womanhood. She had wondered where Birsel and her whores had ended up. Now she knew. She could only hope that her former enemy was not holding back in hopes to drown her.


Once more, she could not breathe, most of the time. Dari angled her arms tightly against her chest to withstand the pressure. She was moved in and out, now held by her hip and thighs, up and down in Varg's nether tunnel. The sounds in her ears were a cacophony of wet splotching, vibrating with Varg's moans.


Varg was everywhere, her world, crushing her from all sides at once. She was in her mouth, drowning her. Once more, her head started spinning, half from being used so carelessly and erratically, and half from starvation of air.


'This was just what Nagash did to me.' She thought. 'The night she died, the night I saw the torch.'


Thence it had knocked her out, but not this time. This time Birsel was there, and she was as trained a professional as one ever got at this trade. The slick, hot walls around Dari contracted, crushing her like a carpenter's vice for a terrible moment before releasing her. Then the grip on her legs ceased as well. She came out out coughing and spitting slime.


She was broken and disoriented and the more she came back to her senses the more despairing she became. She did not want to be Varg's slave. Escaping Trundle would have been only a matter of time so long as Dari still had a tongue to flap but escaping Varg was a wholly different matter. Varg was the queen. What she said, went.


Birsel was standing over her, portraying what life as Varg's slave looked like. She showed no signs of bodily abuse, indicating that she had thus far well been able to please her owner, but she was haggard and naked but for a crude copper ring around her throat. Birsel's fate had been an exceptionally grizzly one, Dari recalled. In all likelihood, she had suffered a fair bit of raping by the Andergastian soldiers at Lauraville, and now she was the plaything of one of the most notorious ogresses in the world.


That was not entirely undeserved. Birsel was a nasty bit of work as Dari had learned with her own skin. The idea of serving as Varg's little fuck toy beside her of all people somehow made it worse, no matter whether or not her swift pleasuring of the ogres had saved Dari's life.


“Impaler!” Weepke arrived back with word. “There is a problem! They are squabbling over who shall have the command. They were about to murder one another when we stepped in.”


Varg gave a snort of disapproval and rounded on Dari: “Why does Sly send you to bring me this message, instead of coming himself?! Everything falls apart without him!”


The ogre queen moved to her feet, looking down at her newest slave like she already considered departing with her.


'That's the point though.' Dari realized full of astonishment.


Sly was a genius.


“That's the point!” She said aloud.


Sly's plan, if this was truly it, would fall apart immediately with Dari's death. He couldn't have anticipated Trundle, without whom it might have unrolled much more seamlessly.


“He is doing three things with this.” She explained, not daring to be bidden. “First, he shows you how much you need him, second, he is forcing your human allies to work together, and third, he is testing my loyalty.”


Doing this to Varg would earn him a punishment, Dari suspected. That would settle her debt with him.


Varg looked like she liked the sound of that better while Weepke clearly did not understand.


“Who will lead them then?”


Dari tugged in place her quilted tunic, torn under Varg's maltreatment. Where the black cloak was that she had had when setting out from Andergast she could no longer remember. She was wet to the bone with the secretions of two young, ogrish womanhoods.


“I will.”


'Four things.' She corrected in her mind. 'If I do this right, Varg will see in person that I have value.'


-


The ropes on the ship that Janna now called 'The Flying Horasian' worked wonders. Travel was so smooth for her tiny companions that Master Zaum had fallen asleep mid sentence, talking about Havena and how some magical experiment gone amiss more than three hundred years ago had caused half of it to sink into the sea. This, according to his accounts, was why magic was forbidden and there was no magical academy in the city any longer.


“That's not true though!” Yann Redhand protested. “It were Efferd's wroth, it were, because of Havena had seceded from the Empire!”


Efferd was the god of the seas and streams, Janna knew. Which empire Havena had seceded from at that time, her tiny medicus unfortunately could not tell her.


The people up her rectum had become thoroughly pureed by her thigh muscles and it wasn't long before she could not take it any longer. She set everything down and shat them out. Her diarrhoea from that morning had already passed, it seemed, which was good. She picked up the ship, the lantern and her sleeping bag that contained the now useless nightvision device and went on.


She was power walking, determined to reach Joborn as quickly as possible. Furio had briefly regained consciousness, albeit only to moan: “Havena! Destroy! Emperor!”


Nonetheless, she judged it a good sign. Destroying the metropolis of Havena was Laura's charge now. Janna had been harsh to her, but it had sort of been her fault that Furio had been wounded. Janna wasn't blameless either though, having decided to go to Winhall instead of Havena, which had ultimately contributed to this outcome.


Nonetheless, leaving Laura alone had probably been a mistake. She wouldn't get lost this time, at least, since she had Graham with his maps and ingenuity. Surely Laura would be smart enough not to get him killed and if she could flatten Havena on her own then that was good, and if she couldn't then she'd just meet up with Janna at Joborn and everything would be fine.


They could still come back and do it together later.


There was no way any number of tiny people could seriously hurt Laura, Janna told herself. She would nap at Conchobair Castle and eat the rest of Winhall's inhabitants for breakfast. Then, so apparently it had been agreed, she would go and flatten several places before finally going to Havena. There was little that could go wrong so long as Laura didn't diverge from the plan.


If she did however...


Janna shuddered inside. Yes, leaving Laura alone had been a mistake, but she couldn't turn back now. She was moving along the path that they had come, easily identifiable by destruction and footprints. If Laura didn't show up at Joborn within two days, then Janna would have to go look for her and that could very easily lead to all sorts of hassle.


But Furio was too important to let him die, and she had not found it in herself to trust the Albernians enough to leave him at Conchobair Castle. Perhaps they should get to know their Horasian allies better, she thought, diversify the pool of little men they could rely upon.


Yann Redhand seemed like a well-intentioned little companion, but his speech led on that he wasn't all that smart. It would be awkward in Nostria, she realized. The tiny man was technically an enemy. She considered crushing him just to avoid having to explain who he was. Unfair or not, Nostria would have its own doctors and medical personnel, making him superfluous.


Master Zaum would be fine, she judged. The ancient wizard had no apparent powers and was a member of the Grey Guild that was largely non-partisan. He couldn't be as old and doddering as he made himself though, or else he would surely have been crushed while Laura and Janna gathered the survivors of the massacre. They hadn't waited for stragglers, to be sure.


That, she might have to still get to the bottom of, she thought, and decided in the same instant to keep Yann Redhand alive. She remembered his brief account of the knight with the sore and the mentally ill woman. So far, of the many ill-conceived medical notions associated with a medieval society he had only displayed a belief in blood letting. Far as she could tell, Yann was the least likely to murder Furio while trying to save him that she could rely upon just now. That made him valuable.


“Take off your surcoat.” She said and he obliged immediately, tossing it over the Flying Horasian's railing.


She studied him a moment to judge his motivations. Master Zaum's Grey Guild of wizards was generally trying to be helpful and the old wizard had given to account that he travelled several cities and towns regularly. His impartiality seemed rather certain.


Yann was helping to save his own life, obviously. He had said so. And yet, in Janna's observation, he seemed to be just a generally good guy. People of any medical profession were often made that way, back on Earth. She had no reason to believe that it was different here, other than that grizzly story he had told her. She decided to trust him.


He dutifully kept a wet rag on Furio's brow at all times. The injured wizard was burning up, he said, just as Zaum had predicted.


Janna's legs were terribly tired but she kept on with her pace. The way was easy enough to find and there were no distractions. All the while, her stomach was in knots, once over Laura, twice over Furio, and thrice because she had so terribly overeaten on people.


-


Laura's belly was full to bursting and still she kept on eating. She was miserable and doing it out of sheer frustration, partly to punish herself for her stupidity, having been so greedy to get off that she had underestimated the Mad Lioness' danger. The priestess was dead and so not available for Laura to take her frustrations out on. She would have loved to murder Reo Conchobair for failing to prevent the Lioness from getting hold of a sword. That would rob Princess Branwyn ni Bennain of her future husband though, and Laura had no available nobleman of a reputable house at hand to replace him.


She sat by the marketplace, on her arse, cold and wet creeping into her bones. She felt like she deserved it for being so stupid. Her back to the tower keep, the sun was setting west of her, just kissing the horizon now.


The remaining Winhallers next to her had seemingly arranged themselves with their fate and even the last defenders in the tower keep were holding still, only to be killed later. Actually, Laura was supposed to eat these people in the morning. Reo Conchobair was taking troops over to take everyone prisoner and lock them up in his dungeons so that they wouldn't escape.


She didn't care about that either, eating handful after handful without any in joy it, even only chewing half of them until their liquefied bodies and blood were enough to wash the others down her throat. They were her cake, her chocolate ice cream. Alcohol might have helped better, but the few wine cellars she could still spot had suffered too much destruction as that any search would reveal enough to get drunk on.


The tiny people suffered gracefully, only some mumbling prayers in small groups every now and then. They did not pray to be saved, she noted, but for their souls and sometimes for loved ones instead. It was a remarkably diverse crowd, which was something she had not noticed before. With some people she could see their occupations, just by their clothes and what was on them. A beer-bellied man with traces of flour in his hair and a white, dough-stained apron around his waste was a baker, and so forth. It wasn't that obvious with all of them but what was apparent was that all the women were working, just as much as the men.


When Laura tried to eat the baker, she just couldn't do it. She was too full. But when she set him down again, a few eyes darted up to her face in surprise. A moment later there was hope building in the boldest of them and she could hear many suck in their breaths and waiting still as mice in front of a cat.


That could have turned out intriguing.


The pleasant thought was suddenly disrupted however, when she heard a young voice shout: “Wooara!”


She turned to the tower keep and cursed herself. One might have thought that she could learn from her mistakes, but no. The top of the round, massive stone structure was full of men and Graham was at their helm, facing her with the tip of a dagger pressing to his throat.


Janna had expressly told her to keep him safe. The tiny cartographer was a valuable asset, notwithstanding occasional errors in navigation. To save Furio, Janna had opened the way into the tower again, which was where Graham's hostage-takers were coming from. Most of them were soldiers, but Laura could see a few others in civilian clothes as well, even though they were armed now.


Princess Branwyn was safely back at Conchobair Castle. Reo was marching over some men to make prisoners for Laura to eat in the morning. Graham had been alone, and just as with the Mad Lioness, this outcome seemed foreseeably certain.


“Do not do this.” She sighed tiredly.


The one holding the dagger was a rough-looking surcoat with a leather cap on his head. He clenched his teeth in defiance, revealing how hideously black they were. She couldn't see any officers, no knights or anything like that, but she didn't know whether that was good or bad.


She didn't dare to move, waiting instead for them to address her. In any given situation there was usually some bold-faced fucker who ceased that opportunity. Something seemed to have emboldened all of these men, however, and behind them she saw the white flag of surrender being lowered and the town's colours being displayed once more.


Graham shouted something but Laura didn't understand what it was. His disability made his speech near incomprehensible.


“Shut up!” The man behind him snarled, but made no effort to add anything to Laura.


None of it seemed to be leading anywhere.


“I suppose you want me to leave your city.” She finally offered, lying. “That's what I call a lucky coincidence! I have eaten my fill, even if I wanted I couldn't devour you, just ask this baker. I didn't eat you, baker, did I?”


The beer-bellied man did not respond but surely his presence would suffice to prove the truth of her words. As for the others on the market square, they looked as curious and uncertain about this new development as Laura was.


“Well, you can't save your city now.” She went on when no one spoke to her, gesturing around. “We had our fun with it. It's done. I can offer you your lives, however. Wouldn't you like to see your loved ones again, or...you know...at least the ones we didn't smash?”


She wasn't trying to unnerve them or play with them as much as wanting to maintain the upper hand. If she could rub in their faces how powerful she was, perhaps they would feel pressured into accepting a bad deal. But any deal in this current scenario was a bad one, for all parties involved. If truth be told, Laura did not really see a way out.


The gates to the tower were opened and more men walked out. In total it had contained roughly a hundred again, making for a splendid breakfast if only she hadn't been so dumb.


“I'm sorry I didn't protect you.” She felt like Graham should know before his death. “I should have taken you to the castle. I'll never forget how you read maps for us, I promise.”


That was a lie, but he couldn't know that. She could have ended this farce then, but in her estimation waiting what they would do was just as good. A belch escaped her when the mass of people she had eaten shifted in her belly.


Finally, there was movement. To allow Reo to enter the city with his men, Laura had created a breach by dragging her foot through the wall. It raised the question why she had remembered to do that rather than protecting Graham, but more importantly it provided the tiny people with somewhere to go.


And they went, in loose, long column, eyeing her anxiously. When people atop the tower saw, they followed, clearing the deck once more. That seemed to confuse the dagger man.


“You're not going anywhere.” Laura addressed him when he wanted to make off.


The people on the marketplace saw their chance though and went running into retreat, cheering elatedly. It must have seemed like a miracle to them.


As much as Laura tortured her brain, she still could not see any way out. Janna would probably hate her even more than she must now, she thought. At the same time she could not fail to notice that this, precisely this, was the downside of having tiny allies.


“You're not going!” She enforced her statement when the hostage-taker made another move towards the stairwell, wrenching Graham with him.


Finally he growled and replied to her.


“I will go!” He insisted, his voice gruff as raw leather. “I'll let him go when you're out of sight!”


“You won't.” She sighed. “There is no reason for you to let him go then. You can cut his throat or sell him to some lord to use as leverage against me.”


The plan of forcing an unfavourable deal had failed miserably from the start, but that did not surprise her.


“How about honour?!” The soldier had the audacity to suggest.


The slimy way he did it betrayed the fact that he wasn't a gifted actor.


Laura made her look speak volumes: “I think we both know, little one, that your honour is as black as your teeth. If we went by honour you could take my offer and give the boy to me. I'll spare you, I promise.”


“No!” He shouted right in Graham's ear. “You'd turn around and kill me!”


“You see the pickle then.” She replied flatly. “I can't be sure of what you do and you can't be sure of what I do. If I let you go I'll never see my little friend again, and if you give him to me I will squash you out of existence just for spite.”


“Then, err...” The realization paled him. “Then there's no way I'm leaving here alive?!”


“None that I can see.” Laura laughed bitterly. “Your friends are escaping, but we both know you won't. Didn't figure yourself a martyr, did you?”


He clearly hadn't but before he could reply there were sounds of action coming from the breach in the town wall. Riders came pouring in, just as the men inside wanted to exit, and they crashed into each other in brief but horrible battle. Many of the Winhaller soldiers had thrown their weapons away so as not to be burdened with them in their escape. That seemed to be a general theme with them, throwing away their weapons.


Reo Conchobair's men were vastly outnumbered but immediately had the upper hand, driving the Winhallers back into the other direction. Of riders there were but a dozen and still it was enough as they charged, hitting the thinly spread force of runners unexpectedly. Men on foot poured in behind them, a mix of bows and spears, making for another thirty or so.


Suddenly, someone on the tower screamed and Laura turned her head again. Graham had bit the man in his dagger hand during the distraction and was now racing like a maniac for the crenels.


“Wooara!” He shouted out her name in desperation.


Laura saw too late what he was doing. She moved too late as well. The tiny cartographer with the horridly half-hanging face set a foot atop a merlon and jumped to freedom. Laura jumped as well, too late. Graham soared through the air like an eagle. Then he fell like a stone.


If she hadn't been sitting with her stupid arse planted firmly on the ground she would have been able to catch him, but not like this. His body hit the ground with a crushing sound, a gout of blood exploding from his head.


“Fuck!”


The hostage-taker stopped to look at her. Laura knew immediately what to do with him. She'd ask Reo Conchobair if he had someone in his castle who would torture this man to death for her. She herself was too big, too strong to exert a prolonged torment. What she had done to the Mad Lioness had had great effects in terms of deterioration and suffering but if truth be told it was simply too bothersome to keep up with, plus she didn't want this one's black teeth anywhere near her private parts.


But this revenge would be denied to her as well. The man saw his prize lost and took the coward's way out, cutting his own throat where he stood. Laura knelt and probed Graham for signs of life. The boy was dead. Now both sides of his face looked the same; hideous. She pried his leather bag from him that she knew contained the all-important maps. Then, as if to wash the youngest of her failures from existence, or as if to hide it, she stepped onto his body and crushed it flat. The bag went into her pocket where it vanished because it was so small.


“Take prisoners!” Reo Conchobair shouted from his horse. “Take them alive!”


Until then his men had left only more corpses in their wake but when the fleeing Winhallers were confronted with Laura towering before them once more they just threw themselves to the ground and yielded.


Then it was all over. Those who still ran were caught by riders and marched back to the tower where the beaten prisoners huddled together and sat placidly.


Laura should have felt even more miserable than before but decided that she had to look ahead and try to make the best of it. Being moody and grumpy wouldn't put Graham back together. She had his maps and in time she'd surely find someone that could read them for her. In the meantime she had two new little friends who were a million times cooler than the bookish, frightened little mapmaker.


Princess Branwyn was a bitch. There was no way around that, but Laura had much more experience in dealing with her kind than the nerdy type Graham had been. Reo seemed pragmatic enough. There was no way he knew as much about geography but he fought absolutely fiercely and was handsome to boot.


“So, this is the Hall of the Swordking, huh?” She asked, making conversation.


“Aye!” Conchobair looked up at her proudly. “This is where my father proclaimed his rebellion!”


“Well then, shouldn't you say something, a great speech about revenge and ending what your father started or whatever? It's your last chance. I will flatten it after this.”


The idea seemed to frighten him and he brooded for a moment. Laura almost expected him to urge her let the tower stand for sentimental value, but then he said: “Men, loot the darn thing! Tear out everything we can sell!”


And so they did. It was a glad tiding that neither Laura nor Janna had crushed the building because it contained the single greatest collection of wealth in all of Winhall. The town had not been an excessively rich one, but the treasury housed two chests of golden coins, five chests of silver, collections of silverware such as platters and goblets and then a huge jewelled golden chalice as well. The men took out portraits and tapestries, and apparently some gemstones too small for Laura to see clearly and a good stock of food supplies and weapons.


By the end they had so much plunder that all prisoners were overladen and Laura would have to lend a hand to help with the logistics.


When finally it came to smashing the tower she wasn't exactly sure how to go about it. It had about forty centimetres in diameter and reached roughly up to her hip, making it about as big as a small as some public waste bins on Earth.


She kicked its foundation, thinking that it would crumble and fall to pieces but while part of the grey stone wall disintegrated in a cloud of dust all she really got for her effort was a sharp pain in her toe.


“Outch!”


That angered her, but it served as a valuable lesson as well. Higher up, the walls were thinner. When she applied enough pressure there she could push them in like a gingerbread house. The floors were wood and gave in even easier, like edible paper.


The top was all storage, plundered treasury, granaries and armouries. Then came quarters, furnished better or worse according to their size and purpose. It was all in chaos from the looting.


At the middle of the structure she could punch through the wall with her fist and so she turned the tower into her punching bag until it was reduced to something she could trample into the ground until it was levelled. The lower part had been one great, round hall with a huge round table to match that was made cunningly from several elements that could be dragged towards the walls and create a great space in the middle.


It was almost sad to smash it all to bits, but that, she recognized, was part of her nature now. She did not create, not unless she spent a lot of time and effort on a place such as Lauraville and even that turned out into some semblance of a prison or concentration camp.


“You know what,” she told Reo when they were making their agonizingly slow journey back to the castle, “if I can, somehow, I'd like to help you create a better Albernia than it ever was.”


It was almost too dark to see his face, but the tone of his voice said everything. It was another rabbit hole.


“Err, I'm not a genius at statecraft, but seems to me our kingdom will take decades to recover from what you mean to do. It was never quite the same since Havena left us, and we rejoiced to hear that we had it back. Now you mean to destroy it and kill everyone there. And so much else...”


“I don't want to, really.” She shrugged sullenly. “I mean, sure, smashing thirty odd thousand of you little shrimps sounds great, but I'm alone now and that's always making things more complicated. Plus it's...meh, it's probably too many to enjoy in one sitting, if you know what I mean.”


It would have been cool to be able to see his face then, but she couldn't.


“You're a servant of evil, Reo Conchobair!” A prisoner shouted.


“And come morning, you're fodder!” A soldier replied, causing a queer overall merriment and laughter.


It made Laura ask herself whether she was rooting for the bad guys here, quickly followed by the realization that anyone on her side was a bad guy by proxy of the evil she embodied. That made her grin. She couldn't see which of the prisoners had been talking or else she would have picked him out and tortured him to death on the spot.


It wasn't the first time tiny people took that queer pride in her. To them, not getting killed was very likely a miraculous experience. She could have wiped them all out with two or three steps, gone to the castle and masturbated with the princess before eating her. But she chose not to, because being entirely alone was boring. In this instance, though, she was rooting for an almost completely powerless bunch. Reo had no fiefs beyond his fortress and no men beside his handful. For Princess Branwyn ni Bennain could be said even less, having naught beside her claim and title.


“Who could ever tell you what to do?” Reo Conchobair asked.


“A whole bunch of people, actually.” Laura admitted without thinking about it.


She could have packaged that a lot smarter.


“Well, not so many people, but my giant friend, for example, and for now apparently the Horasian army. Food for work is our arrangement.”


He did not reply immediately.


“So, did the Horasians send you to Thorwal?”


“Uh, no.” She said. “We just, sort of, ended up there. They sent Janna after me. How do you know about that?”


“We heard that tale.” He replied vaguely. “Is it true that you destroyed it?”


“Well, we,” she took a breath of air, recalling that episode, “we spent some time at the capital and then we, well, we went around for a while and flattened everything. Yes, there's not much left of it, but Hjalmar Boyfucker torched the capital and everything that lays south of it before we came back. Then he went into Nostria, but I am guessing you heard about that part too.”


“Aye.” Reo sucked in his breath. “So it is true.”


“It's not what I have in mind for Albernia.” Laura consoled him, laughing. “Although maybe I could.”


It was never hurtful to remind the little people of how powerful she was; how they were all still breathing only because she allowed them to. The terrible hunger on the way back down from Thorwal's north had made her forget, but now she remembered again. She was a goddess, to them anyway.


“Then don't destroy Havena. We all stand to gain much more if you don't. Horas as well.”


That would suit Laura greatly. Goddess or no, doing a city of more than thirty thousand people alone was a prospect that frightened her, especially since it had been Horasian until recently. Her shirt had been patched up by the Thorwalsh and some masterful craftsmanship, but she could still see where the Horasian artillery had once set her on fire. If they could do it again and only slightly worse, that was unthinkable.


But if the city was as important as Reo said it was, then she'd have go there and enter it anyway.


“Tell me about the city.” She said, instead of giving answer to his suggestion.


The way was still far yet, made so by her companions' tiny, short legs. It would have gone quicker if she had gathered them in groups of ten and brought them over on her hand, but she didn't want that. She had to get the measure of the enemy she was to attack and well weigh her options.


Her question did not garner her many useful news though. She had known that Havena was a teaming trade hub by the sea. On the other hand did she not remember hearing about the marshes before, stretching far and wide through an enormous river delta. That would make things mucky.


Also had she not known that part of Havena was underwater, albeit that that part was only inhabited by fish. Within the flooded paths lay many islands and spits of land, connected by dikes on which men could walk. So not only would Laura get muddy all over but she was likely going to get soaking wet as well, all in all not a great outlook given the weather change. It was cold, and just now it was starting to rain again.


That was the time when she discovered that she had forgotten to take her things with her, so she had to double back and get them, her blanket and the dildo being the only two things she had left. Both of them were important. It took near forever in the almost pitch black dark, but when she was back at the castle she found that the procession of tiny men had only just arrived.


There was little other to do than sleep then and she was well tired enough to do so, hoping that her mind wouldn't make her dwell on her failures for too long. To allow Reo and his men to exit and enter again she had reopened the castle earlier by removing the rubble from the tunnel that she had blocked by smashing the gatehouse under her foot. The portcullis was a twisted heap of metal now, leaving the castle without gates to bar.


To remedy that, she decided to sleep with her back leaning against the rock on which the castle stood. If anyone wanted to enter and make three of her follies then they'd have to move her nine thousand something tons out of the way first. She'd have to be more cautious from now on, as bitter as that was going to be.


She had almost drifted off to sleep when she could hear voices, echoing down the glade in which she lay, the one created by the avalanche when she had crushed the gatehouse. To her surprise, she found herself privy to a conversation she was probably not meant to hear.


“Will we go through with it?” Reo Conchobair's voice asked.


It was strained. He was a realist and this must have seemed all terribly surreal to him.


Branwyn answered dreamily: “Yes! She'll give us everything we ever wanted!”


“And do you want me?” He asked next, terribly hinting.


“Oh, you'll do.” She replied in a way that suggested it wasn't love for him that made her saying it.


Then Reo changed his tone: “I think I might be your half-brother though.”


She laughed amiably: “I'm not one of your father's bastards! But speaking of them, do you think you can rally them to our cause? Will they follow you?”


“Oh, yes. My father had an unequalled gift for inspiring loyalty.” He replied confidently before a pause. “Other than them, however, I fear we are rather friendless.”


Branwyn seemed unconcerned and made a jest: “They say your handsome father did sire half an army.”


“Yes, but what's half an army against the power of Nordmarken?”


“The wizard said we could summon her for help; and the other one. I really hope Hagrobald sends us his best army and I hope I'm there to see it being ground to pulp.”


Reo sighed: “I do not wish such upon my worst enemy. There is no honour in the way they do it. Like stepping on ants.”


“And with all the ease of it.” Branwyn cautioned him. “The gods have answered my prayers. They sent them to me to claim my birth right and take revenge on them all.”


He scoffed: “Birthright?! Law makes you the king's cousin. It is only by virtue of his fleeting fertility that you are anywhere near the succession.”


“I'm second in line!” She snapped, bitchy as ever. “Do not forget yourself!”


There was a pause to cool the heat.


“In any case,” Reo said after a while, “there are better ways to do this. If she would rid us of Finnian and turned that bastard Bragon Fenwasian into a tapestry but rallied Havena for us rather than destroying it then we could...”


“The Nameless can have Havena,” Branwyn cut him off coldly, “so long as I can have the rest.”


“We need allies, though!” Reo insisted. “Without forces, Nordmarken's path is free! They will march through and vanquish us if none of the lords do the deed for them first. And they will, likely, seeing as we have no power!”


“I will leave the military aspects of it to you.” Branwyn argued. “But I am willing to throw our every last peasant at our enemies. Marshal as many of them as you can.”


War and fighting was clearly Reo Conchobair's area of expertise, so he advised her: “Rabble will not stand when they are not backed up by trained troops. I have barely any and what little is left of Winhall's on the morrow shall become gruel. Other standing banners will not follow us easily, not unless we can guarantee such things as pay, integrity and survival. Once you are queen things might turn out different, but before that happens she will have crushed Ortis, Honingen and Bredenhag, not to mention all the villages and all trained men at and between all these places. And Havena! You'll be the ruler of a contested graveyard.”


We will.” She corrected him sharply. “And it will be but half a graveyard. More than half the kingdom is left intact, as you well know. Are not the Abilachter Riders famed throughout the empire?”


“Famed for turning heel at the Arvepass and being sent to the slaughter as a punishment. Still, the four squadrons at Abilacht would be dear to us, if Finnian has not called them to Havena. Two hundred horse. That a force can turn the tide of battle. But how to win them? Abilacht belongs to Hongingen, belongs to the Galahans, who are your enemies. Besides there are many more squadrons that will end up under her feet.”


Laura was listening closely, taking notes in her mind. It was starting to get detailed and horribly confusing again, but there was no understanding it unless she tried. It might all be secondary in the end, but if she didn't want to get played she had to pay attention. She had heard lot's of useful things already. Janna might be proud after all, if she turned this into a giant coup for Horas.


What Branwyn lacked in military understanding she was clearly able to make good on politics: “The Galahans have blood ties to the Crumolds who rule Bredenhag and have blood ties to Nordmarken. Count of Abilacht is Cullyn ui Niamad who's house has always been loyal to mine. Once my cousin is dead, they will follow me. Add to that my claim and the combined legacy of ambitions we fulfil. The Sword King's son a king in truth at last and the niece of Invher ni Bennain queen of a free and independent Albernia, or that's how we will sell it. Once my cousin is dead, the kingdom shall be ours within a fortnight.”


A fortnight meant two weeks, which was way more time than Laura had. She was supposed to meet Janna up north at Joborn after dealing with Havena. But, surely, Reo and Branwyn could do things like building an army while she wasn't there. The mills of the tinies worked slowly, mostly because it took them so bloody long to get anywhere physically.


There was another pause in which Reo Conchobair must have been thinking.


Then he said: “All fine and reasonable, but none of it any use. By what she will do to this kingdom on the morrow, half of all strength and perhaps even more of the nobility will be wasted. This is blood on our hands; kin slaying, treason, murder and only the churches know what else. Granted, we were given little choice, but that is the last question any of the bereaved families will ask.”


That was the last thing she heard. Branwyn must have stormed off in anger, or something like that. It didn't matter though. Laura knew what to do to make this a success.

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Laura woke immensely groggy, somehow. Her back and neck were hurting and her throat was dry. She rubbed her face.

Accustomed to sleeping on plain ground, not even having so much as a pillow, came back to haunt her hard. She had decided to sleep resting against the rock on which Reo Conchobair's formidable fortress stood. That had been a bad idea. It had rained as well during the night, so maybe that had something to do with it too.

Grunting, she untangled herself from her sleeping bag and went straight for the nearby river. Morning was routine. On the way there she lazily flattened some peasant houses, but there were no living things about anywhere, save for some birds. The whole land was empty. Everyone had fled.
She came across a little well with wooden framing around its mouth and so she squatted over it to make water. If these peasants did not let her squish them they could bloody well drink her piss if they ever came back to their homes. Groggy or not, being gigantic was still good, she decided.

She took water from the river and gave her body a scrubbing. She was in need of grooming. Her hair, nails, armpits and crotch all needed tending to. She belched, reminding her of the myriad of people she had eaten the day before. They were likely all well digested now and soon she would shit them out. That was the final insult. Ending as a brown turd. There were no graves for them, no tombstones, no prayers or ceremonies.

She brushed her teeth as usual with water and a finger. For the bones and severed limbs between her teeth she pulled off a branch from some tree that had already shed almost all its leaves. After pulling strings of wood from the broken end for maybe half a minute she received something close enough to a tooth pick. She could have her living breakfast clean her teeth for her as well, she supposed, but she was in no mood to wait before eating them.

She was supposed to let them live, actually, she remembered. It was all for the cause. More hands to hold spears were better than fewer and Laura and Janna had smashed the city who's sigil the captive soldiers wore on their chests quite thoroughly, so there shouldn't be many quarrels about allegiances.

But their city had quite angered Laura. It was the reason Graham was dead, Furio had been wounded and would probably die, which was in turn the reason why Janna wasn't with her any longer. For their stupid city, Laura had to attack Havena alone. Granted, they were not personally guilty, but the amount of association clearly warranted chewing them a few times.

Her clothes were cold and clammy when she pulled them on. If it were summer, it might not all have been so bad, she thought. In summer, or maybe in the south if it was very hot there, she'd like to cut off her jeans legs and mass murder people in hotpants. That would be cool. But then winter would come again and she would regret having cut her pants like that. Maybe the tiny people could fix it like the Thorwallers fixed her burned T-shirt. She fingered the patch they had so cunningly made from ropes and sail cloth. It seemed to be holding its own.

If she and Janna never again came up north after going south, there might not be a need for long pants, though, or a need to endure cold, wet weather. That would likely mean that all little people would flee north though, she realized, so that wouldn't work either.

'Focus,' she told herself, yawning and rubbing her eyes.

She'd gladly kill ten thousand people for a cup of coffee. It was better at the ship, she decided. There, she had something resembling a real bed and she could lay there all day or sit on an actual chair and not cower in the mud all day. If she got bored she could play with her little village, but that was likely gone now.

In the small, rocky castle yard a whole bunch of people had assembled to greet her. She dreaded it but took the necessary step to tower over them. Princess Branwyn ni Bennain had changed her garb, wearing a more modest silver-white gown with a flaming red dragon's head embroidered on her sixteen-year-old bosom. Next to the princess, Reo Conchobair wore the same exact clothes he had worn yesterday, armour, surcoat, britches, boots and sword.

“Praois' blessing to you, Laura!” Branwyn beamed up at her.

The sun was Praois' Disk in these primitive people's understanding. It was a good thing that they were so hopelessly medieval. Had they had guns or something like that Laura and Janna might have been shot dead a hundred times over by now.

“Whatever.” Laura yawned in reply. “We've got a busy day and I have not slept very good. What's the matter with that dragon you wear, is looking Thorwalsh fashionable now because almost all of them are dead?”

It looked Thorwalsh because it resembled the figureheads some Thorwalsh ships had at their stern and sometimes their aft too.

“It is the sigil of my house!” The princess explained. “Albernia was first settled by Thorwalsh, a long, long time ago, so it is said!”

Branwyn did not look Thorwalsh at all to Laura's eyes, but who knew how many generations of cross-breeding she had in her.

“The oldest forefather of our house was Niamad ui Bennain, a great Thorwalsh warrior and count of Kyndoch! He ended the wizards' reign of terror in Havena and was raised to Duke as a result! The Havenans celebrate this event still even today and ever since his decree, magic has been outlawed in the city!”

“I'm in no bloody mood for history lessons today.” Laura frowned down at her.

Her living breakfast was assembled in the middle of the yard, held at spear point by Conchobair men at arms. The captives did not wear the Winhaller sigil today. They wore nothing at all, only their hands in front of their tiny manhoods. Reo and Branwyn had been thoughtful to undress them for Laura's convenience.

“Please don't eat us!” Cried the one Laura was looking at.

She wasn't very hungry. It was early and she had stuffed herself so full yesterday. Maybe that was why she had slept so bad too. Her belly was empty, though, and upon her thinking of eating the tiny men it replied with a rumble.

She felt like being mean as well. Someone had to pay for the way she felt. On the other hand was the cause.

“I'll tell you something, my snacks.” She determined. “We are fighting a war but are finding ourselves short of troops. If some of you think that maybe King Finnian or Lord Bragon Fenwasian did not treat you very well, I will give you this one chance to join us.”

“Here, that's me!” Several men squirmed forward, some throwing themselves onto their knees. “I hate that boy Finnian and that prickly thistle Fenwasian as well, all of them!”

“No me! I hate them even more! I make japes about them! I could tell one if you would like to hear!”

“Nothing would more likely ruin my breakfast.” Laura interrupted their begging and plucked up the jester from the yard.

Holding him between thumb and index finger, she lifted him first into her mouth that she kept purposefully open so that the others could hear his screams. She made him wrestle her tongue for a while before transferring him between her molars where he was promptly and noisily crunched.

“Oh, too bad.” She said, swallowing. “I have an appetite after all, it seems. I'm afraid I must withdraw my offer.”

“Mercy!” A man suffered a nervous breakdown before her very eyes.

He collapsed, crying and pissing himself, all over his own body in a big, yellow arch.

“Are you serious?” She sighed. “That's disgusting. How am I going to eat food that pissed on itself.”

'You should think more often before you speak,' she told herself right afterwards, because the inevitable and predictable was now unfolding.

It had a comical element to it, seeing the captured soldiers some desperately trying to squirt piss out of their penises while others let loose their yellow streams and showered themselves with their own urine. Thinking one step ahead those unable to pee soon got the idea of dirtying themselves some other way. Like pigs they wallowed in the filth upon the ground, smearing themselves with anything they could find.

“Stop it!” Branwyn bitched at them. “What in Praios' name are you doing?!”

Reo Conchobair stood, looked incredulous and laughed. Laura had to smile as well. She was feeling cynical.

“You've won. I am powerless against your piss.” She declared jokingly. “Have them marched to ground level so I can trample them.”

The Conchobair soldiers already moved to obey when Reo raised his voice.

“That's a waste, though!” He shouted over the ensuing tumult. “Look around! The people have all fled! Where will I find men? We're at war with all the rest of Albernia now and Nostria is at war with the ogres and Thorwalsh besides! This lot might be craven but surely no one can deny their dedication!”

Laura gave a disinterested shrug. Breakfast was ruined now. She was in no mood to have the soldiers washed. She would have trampled them as a punishment for defying her but if Reo Conchobair could use them as meat shields then so be it.

“Have them then.” She replied. “But they are forbidden to wash for a week. Let every man know them by their smell.”

“Aye!” Reo nodded and grinned. “The coward's stench!”

He was supposed to be a king, Laura remembered, only he wasn't very kingly at all. But what was a king other than some cruel arse with power and a crown, she added in her mind, thinking of King Andarion of Nostria.

“I suppose we should be off.” She said. “There's no one here I can squish. Standing around here won't win us the war.”

“Right!” Reo Conchobair replied before hesitating. “But...about...the...”

Laura rolled her eyes: “Yes, I know. Anyone I squish can't hold a spear against Nordmarken or whatever.”

“If they overrun us after you have gone, all we are doing between now and then will have been for nought!” Branwyn urged her.

It was the implementation of the conversation she had overheard the night before. As a result of hearing that conversation Laura had originally resolved to be super constructive and convert rather than kill anyone she could. She was even going to let live most of the nobility, bar King Finnian and a few others.

It was all for the sake of creating a reliable military ally for Horas, as well as a kingdom in which she and Janna had not to fear being attacked by armies of thousands of little men while being relatively free to do with the small folk as they liked. That had been before Laura had slept badly, however.

She had meant to send Reo Conchobair off to get sell-swords and gather troops so she wouldn't be the only force on their side capable of doing anything meaningful. The logic of it was inescapable. Nordmarken, apparently, was a neighbouring duchy with enormous military power. And the military power of the rest of Albernia that was yet to conquer outweighed that of Branwyn and Reo heavily.
Besides the few dozen before Laura's eyes now, they basically did not have anything, neither friends, nor wealth, nor troops.

'I should have found allies with actual power.' She thought bitterly. 'So dumb.'

It all came down to her. It couldn't stay that way, or Branwyn would be proven right and Laura had wasted her time.

“Where would you go to raise an army, Lord Reo?” She asked, rubbing her neck and trying to get the kink out of it that had nested there during the night.

The little king-to-be who was not a lord in truth, not even a knight but only a squire, let his eyes wander over the landscape for a moment: “Where ever I can find men. Everyone around here seems to have died or fled. The fleeing will have spread the word and may have caused more dispersion. The question is which way around Farindel Forest it spread more quickly. The road along the Tommel leads to Honingen. It seems the most likely destination for fleeing small folk. I would go the other way, west, south-west, and try my luck there. There, the likelihood of being discovered and attacked is smaller too. Fewer castles that way, but we may have to fight in any case, if the locals' loyalty to our enemies runs too fierce.”

Laura smelled a logistical nightmare. She also foresaw Reo being caught, tortured and executed for a rebel, a traitor or a usurper. And that was only if he didn't die fighting as his father had, or became ill on the march, which was historically still the number one cause of death for soldiers from the time of Greeks and Romans all up until the American Civil War.

“Rubbish.” She declared therefore. “You're coming with me. Branwyn too, and a few bodyguards. The rest of your lot can stay here and guard your castle. We're going to Honingen first, right? I'll give it to you along with any soldiers and people who don't want to end up under me.”

She gave the former Winhaller men a look while they were timidly getting dressed with clothing the Conchobair men gave to them bit by bit. Some already tried on their new black surcoats with the crossed yellow swords of their new liege.

It all came down to her in the end. In her presence, loyalties sometimes meant little. They were all afraid she would squash or eat them. Once converted, turning their cloaks again would be hard for them, she guessed. Some would probably try to flee. Others yet might still feel to have obligations towards their former lords and ladies. But, integrated into a new force, most would likely stay on Laura's side. Plus, there was the risk of her physically coming back and crossing paths with them again if they joined some other force or whatnot. For them it was surely preferable to march under the banner she wouldn't step on.

Reo Conchobair turned: “Bran, Rigan, Conn and Cuil, you are coming with us!”

Some of the men who wore better armour and weapons bobbed their heads but one such man he had not addressed looked distraught.

“My lord?” He asked. “Ha-have I done anything to displease you?”

It must have been his right hand or some other sort of companion. Men formed companionships, fighters especially. That was the way of it.

“No.” Reo Conchobair smiled. “You I task with riding west in my stead. Try your luck at Jasalinsfield, Ahawar, Crannonmor and Ulaidh Broch. Ride as far as you have to, spend as much gold as you must. Phex with you, my friend.”

“Clever.” Laura commented dryly. “We should get going now. Grab some food and blankets or whatever you are going to need. I'm not stopping at every hovel to see if there's something worth plundering. Keep it within reason, though. I'm not your pack horse.”

She was trying to learn from previous mistakes. A dedicated bunch of bodyguards was the most important one but food, water and sleeping equipment came close behind it. Much and more could happen while travelling, she well knew.

When all was done, her six little charges rode on the palm of her hand. Everyone leaned over her thumb to marvel at the view and shout out landmarks as they saw them. The way was relatively easy, just following the paved and well-maintained road south next to the river Tommel. Not a single soul was in evidence anywhere.

“You are fast!” Reo shouted up at Laura after the first two minutes of walking. “At this rate we will arrive at Honingen in no time!”

That was the first good news all morning, Laura felt.

They made a little diversion away from road and river to check out a village that Reo named Arwanagh. It was a small collection of peasant homes with thatch roofs and a gappy stockade wall all around them. Also, it looked completely deserted, recently so.

“It can't be entirely deserted!” A man at arms declared. “There's always those who are too old or too stubborn to leave, even before foragers come through and burn them out!”

“As I said, they have been warned.” Reo replied. “I think this is not the last empty village we are going to find. The stupid ones are likely trying to hide inside their houses.”

Laura gave that remark a brief investigation by trampling one house flat and demolishing another piece by piece with her foot.

“No one.” She said, but still tried a third little house.

In there, she uncovered an old couple, wrinkly and white-haired, cowering at their table and howling with terror. Half their house was gone by that point but they hadn't moved away. It looked like the soldier had been right.

“Unlucky.” Laura told the couple before stepping on them, feeling like the table gave more resistance than their old bones.

Laura decided that destroying that village was worth nothing. Closer to Winhall had been the village of Tommelbend. Maybe there too she could have found some old or stupid folk. That wasn't worth it, though. She had even seen a larger village on the Nordmarkener side at some point, but that was empty too.

It was the same picture at Garindrim and Fentûr and any land in between. Empty hovels, empty road, empty fields. Even the animals were gone, except the occasional lonesome dog or cat.
With every step Laura took there were more tracks on the road. It might be that she was looking at the beginnings of a diaspora, she thought. That would be really bad, like coming down from northern Thorwal had been.

All the villages were small, less than a hundred souls at the very most. It was staggering to see how many peasants there must have been in total, though. That was to be expected however. In medieval Europe, so she remembered what lessons in history she had taken, almost anyone had been a peasant. Before the advent of tractors, fertilizers and such things, or even the steam engine, productivity in agriculture had been so low that it was necessary for an enormous part of the population to produce food at any given time.

For Lauraville, hunting and gathering had sufficed in that regard for a long while because it was situated in deep, largely untouched forest where likely no hunter had ever strung a bow. In the long run, they would have had to become a farming community as well.

“I can see Iaun Cyll!” Reo Conchobair shouted suddenly, pointing.

“Iaun what?” Laura asked, spying in the distance to see.

There it was, the castle, a huge grey-green square atop a cliff over the river Tommel. Next to it was a larger village that was framed with grey stone walls and towers as well. She walked closer. Something moved on the parapets and towers.

“Iaun Cyll!” Reo expanded. “Weyringen Castle, the seat of Bragon Fenwasian! The village next to it is Ortis!”

“Where did he ever get all this stone?!” Asked Princess Branwyn ni Bennain in a tone that suggested jealousy. “And why did he give it to the peasants?!”

There was uncommonly much stone indeed. Most houses inside the village seemed to be made of it as well. It did not escape Laura that Branwyn did not know this place, though. That could mean a lot or nothing at all, but it was at least a little suspicious.

Once again Reo was forced to explain: “Well, he has his own quarry nearby here. Why he gave it to the small folk, I do not know. Maybe he couldn't sell it off or maybe he just has too much coin. Maybe he wants others to see or believe that he has too much coin?”

The medieval equivalent of a showy sports car. Laura had to grin. Above every tower blew the yellow flag with the black thistle, only identifiable in her mind to anyone who already knew what it was. It was the sigil of House Fenwasian.

“The Fenwasians are nothing if not arrogant.” Branwyn declared in her own most arrogant and proud tone.

She sounded snubbed.

“It's not deserted.” Laura noted when she came closer and a horn was blown from the walls. “Do I get to squish Count Bragon then?”

It was far quicker than she had anticipated. She had walked for little over half an hour at the most.

“That would surprise me.” Reo replied to her. “I had heard that he was called upon to join the king in travelling to Havena and celebrate the reunion.”

Nonetheless, or rather, of course, he had left a garrison behind to guard his castle. The village Ortis looked abandoned upon further inspection, but the soldiers in the castle had not joined the flight.

The square fortress had four huge, round towers, one at every corner. Other than that, it was big, perhaps one or more of Laura's steps between every tower. Inside were barracks, stables, sheds, granaries and what ever else a castle should have. There was probably more than a castle should have, Laura thought, because it was so big and the space had to be used somehow. There were two large smithies she could identify from afar. That was certainly a little excessive, as was the grey-stone bathhouse with its huge rectangular glass windows. Glass was almost a costly rarity in this day and age, for most people anyway.

There was also a garden area, nice and idyllic with ivy ranking everywhere. In the middle was a well, a fountain to be exact, mounting the stone statue of a fairy that was pouring water from a jar into the well. But just like the smithies were not being worked at at this time so did the fairy not pour water.

“All this, and not even a bergfried.” Reo Conchobair observed, looking.

He was right, Laura recognized. Iaun Cyll, or Weyringen Castle, or whatever its bloody name was, did not have a bergfried. That was strange. Perhaps it didn't need one because its walls were excessively high and thick, the towers at every corner excessively strong and anyone attacking this place excessively stupid to do so. There were some larger, splendid buildings which would likely be the living quarters of the Count and other nobility, housing kitchens and whatever else they needed, but they did not seem nearly as bunker-like as other bergfrieds Laura had seen.

The gates were barred and looked almost large enough for an ogress to walk through them upright. They would have befit a city, but not a castle at any rate.

Though huge, the walls might have reached just to Laura's knee. They were standing on their cliff, so the difference would be more until she got close enough to stand right next to them. The towers reached maybe to Laura's hip. She had gotten occupied wondering about the bergfried and the excessive, city-like display inside the castle walls, so she noticed too late that each tower had an artillery piece perched on top of it, two bolt throwers and two catapults in total. The sight of them made her blood freeze.

“That's a lot of men for just a garrison!” One of Reo's soldiers noted as well.

“Some of the refugees will have taken shelter here!” The king-to-be who was still a squire replied. “Don't be fooled! These are dressed up peasants! Little more.”

That seemed to be about right from what Laura could see. She was within ten metres now, from her view of the world. There was definitely movement atop the towers and she thought she could hear the machines' wood and iron parts working as they were loaded with winches that worked cogs turning torsion ropes with counter weights in turn.

Laura hated siege engines ever since the Horasians had pummelled Janna and her with theirs. Her instinct told her to turn heel and run while her mind shouted at her to get there as quickly as possible and destroy the war machines before they could loose. They only had four of them, small ones, and she couldn't see anything burning viciously up there so they would likely, hopefully, not shoot fire.

“Loose!”

The catapult on the closest tower shot first, letting fly a cascade of small rocks. Laura closed her hand around her little allies to shield them and took the shot full on. It mildly felt like someone shot her with a rubber band. The catapults were no threats if they continued launching pebbles at her.

“Loose!”

The bolt throwers thrummed noisily and she could see their wooden frames rocking with the force. To her surprise she saw that they weren't launching bolts at all but large balls of rock or iron. One flew straight past her eye and she could've dodged had it hit. She missed the other and felt it slam right into her cheek. These rocks were larger and had more force, but where a massive, long bolt might have broken her skin, the rock rather felt like being hit with a bullet from plastic toy gun for children.

She made her decision.

“Notch, draw, loose!” The command rang across the parapets when she came close.

There were sparsely few archers on the towers, most of them having assembled upon the long wall that was facing her. But every second man she had judged an archer from afar she could now see pointing a crossbow at her. That was roughly the same, she supposed. Crossbows had more punch but less range and took longer to reload.

“Are you alright in there?” She asked her fist but if there was an answer she couldn't hear it.

She was worried about the artillery but couldn't open her fist now that she was taking arrow fire too. The tiny shafts pricked her skin as she had known them to. In the scheme of things, they were no more than an annoyance, less than a flea bite. She had to shield her eyes and hope for the best.

She walked quicker, climbing the inclination on which Iuan Cyll stood. The slope was not steep, only a little rocky. Her feet for once did not sink into the ground as much as they had in the wet mud, though some rocks crumbled like dry clay under her heels. She felt mighty.

The second catapult, situated on one of the towers commanding the river, was not manned. Apparently they did not have sufficiently many skilled men to do so. The other catapult and one of the ballistas was clearly not crewed by professionals either. The catapult loosed into the very same direction as before, missing her entirely. The ballista that had missed her eye before shot high this time, the round stone ball it fired sailing straight over her head.

'One would have thought I was hard to miss.'

On the other ballista was a man who did not rush his shot. He was the only one she had to be afraid of. The apparatus thrummed and rocked and Laura shot her hand out to shield her eyes. The ball slammed hard against the palm of her hand, leaving a sting.

“Give up!” She shouted and started jogging the last few steps.

The peasants on the walls started screaming. Those who had crossbows fired them blindly at her before tossing their weapons away and running for their lives. In their midst, Laura could see knights, however, men in armour, clad in shiny steel and deadly determination. Their Fenwasian surcoats, yellow with the black thistle, looked undeniably haunting.

Finally, she was at the walls, going for the towers first. The one with the experienced artillerist she pushed over with her hand. It took her weight leaning into the structure to do it, but once it broke in the middle the top half come down all on its own. Its occupants screaming wildly as they died, but that was almost entirely drowned out by the thunder of crumbling stone.

The tower to her right had a catapult on it and she swatted it, flattening the war machine and everyone atop the structure in one single blow. The merlons jettied over their foundation, providing gaps, murder holes, through which arrows could be shot or rocks or nasty substances poured onto attackers below. When she removed her hand it was all in ruin.

She stepped over the wall where chaos now reigned supremely. Everyone was hurrying to get away. With two small steps that landed inside several buildings she was at the other side where she did for the other siege engines as well. Then she spun around, doubled back and dragged her foot through a stone house with crow-stepped gables, using the rubble to block the gate.

No more arrows were flying but the knights on the walls now made toward the towers as well. Inside the towers must have been stairwells that led to ground level. The armoured men carried their swords and shields and when they couldn't go on account of the fleeing peasants they hacked through them. As a result, the peasants were soon fleeing as much from the knights as from Laura, only Laura was inside their castle already and the gates were barred.

“You've lost!” She shouted at them. “Lay down your weapons and no one needs to die! Assemble here before me! Anyone who tries to hide will be killed! I am flattening every one of your little houses!”

To prove it she took a little stomping walk around, levelling buildings near the gate. She was already wondering if there were any pretty damsels in this castle that she could eat or fuck to death. Branwyn had looked just as tasty in her white gown as she had in the yellow one she had worn yesterday. It was a crying shame Laura couldn't eat her.

At first, no one made any attempt to heed her words. The first people came pouring out of the bottom of the towers and ran for the gate, only to find it closed to them.

“Don't you dare move another inch!” Laura stomped the ground in front of them, shaking the entire castle to its foundations and making the nearby gate rattle noisily.

A knight made it through the tower, sword in hand. He roared and ran straight for where Laura was standing. She placed her foot in his way to see what he would do. He wasn't very smart, she judged, because he immediately started to charge her sneaker and plunged his sword into the white rubber above the sole. To make matters worse for him it seemed to have gotten stuck there a moment later and he huffed and puffed in frustration, trying to wrench it free.

She took away sword and shoe to crush a man with her other foot. He was making along the wall, trying to get to the other tower.

“Assemble in front of the gates if you want to live! You there on the northern walls! That counts for you as well!”

She stomped the runner flat and looked to the northern wall where some more cunning wretches had run, trying to make toward the river. If there was a postern gate there, she couldn't see it. Upon her words they all froze in their tracks, looking like thieves caught stealing. Then they turned and scurried back, heads betwixt their shoulders.

More knights arrived below, bloodied swords, almost all of them. The first knight who had lost his sword had run over to Laura's right foot again and now pummelled her shoe uselessly with his shield.

The knights were tall, strong men. Laura judged them useful to her cause but she also anticipated having to trample the lot of them and being content with winning the two hundred or so peasants. The peasants were craven. They now assembled where she had told them to, none of them still carrying their weapons.

The thought of taking a break, sitting down and playing with them crossed her mind. It was intriguing. She could crunch the armoured knights, hear the peasants beg for their pathetic little lives and search through the castle to look for even more helpless prey.

The knights saw their brother in arms and how useless his efforts were. They halted.

“Leave off the monster, Rondragoras!” A tall, markedly slender man in black armour cast down his equally slender sword. “It has beaten us!”

The tumult calmed and the other knights assembled behind the one who had spoken and one after the other tossed their weapons and shields onto the ground. The fierce one, apparently named Rondragoras, pulled off his helmet and threw it furiously against Lara's foot before turning and marching to where his comrades stood. His shield had its own sigil, she saw, a red wolfs-head on a white disk upon a black field. The slender man did not wear a shield at all.

They remained where they stood, however, not mingling with the other soldiers. Laura counted eighteen knights in total. In between their group and the considerably larger one gathering in front of the gate there was another demerger, seven men, some of whom with ragingly differing appearances. Laura opened her hand around Reo and Branwyn so that they could help her untangle this mess.

“Well done, Laura!” Reo shouted after throwing himself half over her thumb to see the scene below. “I see we have captured two lances of the Thistle Knights!”

“Thistle Knights?” She asked, looking at the gathered men in armour who as per command now formed up to one group of ten behind the man with the wolf on his shield and a group of eight behind the slender one.

They all looked dark, somehow, eerie, and none of them looked like they often spoke. The slender one had black, shoulder-long hair in which raven feathers seemed to have been braided. He might have looked effeminate had his eyes not been a piercing azure blue that made Laura feel cold when she looked into them. He was the least armoured of his bunch and the only one to carry a horn that was banded in shiny gold. Just as Laura was scrutinizing him, a raven flapped down from out of nowhere and landed on his arm as if it were a trained hunting bird.

It happened so suddenly and appeared so naturally that it was more than slightly unsettling.
The knight with the wolfs-head on his shield was the only other one without a helm. His hair was black as well, though closely cropped. He was balding, looking a solid forty years or older. His eyes were dark, squinting pits, which made it impossible to determine their colour.

“Laura, put me down so I can get a better view!” Reo urged her.

She bit her lip. It was dangerous. She did not want to lose the new companions she had just acquired.

“Stay away from them.” She determined, speaking as much to Reo as to her captives. “Anyone moves, I'll squash them flat.”

On the ground, Reo disembarked with the four bodyguards. When Princess Branwyn wanted to follow, Laura closed her hand and rose again. She was the most vulnerable and most important because of her claim.

“What is the meaning of this?!” A queer-looking man with ice-white hair said, standing in the group of seven between the knights and the peasants.

The slender knight with the raven on his arm replied with a mild smile: “This, Sir Niamus, is the squire Reo Conchobair. He seems to have risen above himself.”

“Eh,” Reo retorted with a sporty gesture, “you know me.”

“We don't know you.” Growled the knight with the wolf on his shield. “Some of us knew your father for a scheming sack of shit.”

“Apples don't fall far from their tree.” The slender knight pointed out.

They had their grim looks and the serene darkness that surrounded them, these knights, but they also possessed a near menacing calm. None of them seemed afraid, even though the entire situation ought to at least have surprised, if not enraged, terrified or devastated them.

While they talked, Laura felt awkwardly like an outsider, like a friend's friend coming uninvited to a party. She did not feel very much as sublimely powerful as she had a moment ago.

“Careful now, Rondragoras of Wolfstone.” Reo continued engaging in the verbal dick-measuring contest. “Nordmarkeners should not open their mouth so wide when they're in Albernia.”

“He's from Nordmarken?” Laura jumped in, eager to re-join the conversation and make her presence known.

She remained crouching so they wouldn't have to crane their necks like birds when trying to answer her. That the man with the wolf on his shield should be from Nordmarken made no sense whatsoever in her mind. She had thought the kingdom and the duchy frequently at each other's throats. Both were part of the Garethian Empire, however.

“Yes. I am.” Rondragoras of Wolfstone said simply.

His cheeks were covered with coarse black whiskers, adding to his grim look and fitting his rough, scratchy voice. This one sentence seemed all the answer she was going to get.

“Listen, you stupid bugs.” She snapped. “You'll answer my questions more thoroughly or I will tear your little limbs out before I step on you!”

“They have yielded, Laura!” Reo called up. “We shan't harm them, unless they give us cause! And these men are valuable captives. Count Bragon has paid heftily to ransom his Thistle Knights before. Let him pay, then you can do with them as you please.”

Bragon Fenwasian therefore was not one of the men assembled here, Laura gathered. Nonetheless, among the shields upon the ground were many bearing the black thistle. But that could mean that they were Fenwasians as much as that they just did not have their own sigil to bear.

“Who are the Thistle Knights?” She asked sternly, deciding that if this time she wouldn't get the answer she wanted she would start killing people.

Reo understood: “They, the Knights of the Black Thistle, are the backbone of the Fenwasian strength, a well established order of knights, squires and men at arms. They divide themselves into nine lances, three of them at each castle the Fenwasians hold. Here at Iaun Cyll are Siandrim, Drudyadrim and Sirdrim, each round and about ten men strong. Sir Rondragoras of Wolfstone is lance master of the Siandrim and that there is Sir Mathariel Swordsong, lance master of the Sirdrim.”

The tall, slender man smiled and inclined his head, his icy blue eyes shining.

“The lance of Drudyadrim is not present. They must be guarding the count on his voyage.”

“Clever squire.” Mathariel Swordsong mocked.

Laura concluded that this would likely mean the shields without sigils belonged to squires and men at arms who had not yet been knighted. That raised the question of the thistle shields.

“Are there any Fenwasians here?” She asked next.

Mathariel Swordsong tugged his long black hair behind an ear and ignored her question: “Wait, if she will kill us anyhow after our lord ransoms us, why should we not die fighting?!”

The question hung in the air a moment too long. Laura couldn't tell if Reo's declaration that she could 'do with them as she pleased' was earnest or just a threat meant to frighten them. In any case, it now revealed itself as a blunder. Something else caught her eye, though. When he tugged his hair away, the right ear of Sir Mathariel became visible. It was queerly shaped, its tip way too long and pointy to be called normal.

He looked graceful as a dancer when he moved, and quick as a cat besides. He wore the least armour of them all, too. Two swift, light steps, a snatch and he stood there, his long, slender sword in his hand.

“Die!”

It happened almost too fast for Laura to react. Mathariel was sprinting at Reo and his bodyguards who were still busy drawing their own weapons. Laura's fist came down as quick and fast as she could, to smash the rogue knight into a pulp.

“Laura, don't!” Reo screamed in the last instant.

She stopped, but it looked as though her punch had carried some sort of magical force. It hadn't, she understood a moment later. It had only been that Mathariel had thrown himself to the ground, azure-blue eyes wide with terror. He was finally afraid now.

“The madness of elven blood!” Reo cursed and spat on the ground, past his blade that he had now drawn. “We need him most of all, Laura! Men say that he his Count Bragon's eyes and ears!”
Bragon's eyes and ears were good to have as a bargaining chip, Laura had no doubt, but that was not the thing at the forefront of her mind.

“What blood, did you say?” She asked, her voice quaking.

“Blood?” Reo asked perplexed. “Elven blood! The blood of the forest! You know? The pointy-eared kind!”

The ground shifted beneath Laura's feet. She had to sit, and did so with a massive plop of her arse that shook and scared them all to the marrow. Sometimes this planet felt like a gigantic rabbit hole and she was tumbling down its depths, her surroundings becoming weirder with every few metres. The talk of fairies in Farindel Forest had been unnerving already, as was the statue upon the well that stood behind her somewhere. She had seen the pale white whale at Thorwal, the one the Thorwalsh had believed to be their god Swafnir. She had endured the demons in her mind. She had watched herself trying to murder Janna, unable to stop herself until Vengyr had been crushed.

She was well aware of how fucked up things could get. It felt like all the nerdy fantasy writers from Earth had somehow stolen all their ideas from this planet. Or maybe she was projecting, she thought. The similarities did not make logical sense, unless what she actually saw was different yet somewhat like what her stupid mind expected, and then filled out the gaps to form something it could comprehend.

“Are you an elf?” She asked.

Mathariel Swordsong, who just a moment had only been a tall, slender man with black hair and blue eyes, rose to his shaking legs and began dusting himself off. He did not recover his blade from ground where it had fallen.

“I have the elven blood, it is true.” He said stiffly, avoiding her stare. “Some around these parts still do. Elves...”

Finally he looked up at her, forlorn: “You do not know very much about this kingdom, do you?”

“No, I don't.” She chewed her lip. “I really, really don't.”

She should have taken a crash-course or something before coming here, she thought. She didn't figure that there were any tourist guides she might have read but Furio could have filled Janna and her in on how weird this place was, surely. Maybe it was just Farindel again. Maybe the world was normal over at Havena where she had originally been going.

“The Elves have been gone for thousands of years, maybe more, or so mages and other bookworms would tell you.”

This meant that at some point there had been elves and some of them had cross-bred with humans. Why not, she thought. It could never get weird enough here.

“Oh.” She replied. “So, I'm not going encounter an army of pointy-eared pricks who are super good bowmen?”

“Err, no.” He said, irritably. “Maybe in Farindel Forest. Who knows what's not in there. But if they were still in there, some place, I would imagine the fairies would have lost a word or two about the matter.”

That was the other thing she didn't quite understand.

“Have you talked to fairies?” She asked, feeling rather like a journalist by now, with all her questions.

“Of course.” He said, as if it was as normal as breathing. “The noble house of Fenwasian keeps close ties with Farindel and her kin. Some say we ought to forsake them and honour the Twelve with all our hearts but if you ask me then the Twelve can be bloody well buggered.”

The looks on many a face around foretold that this was the general sentiment here. Mathariel's raven flew back to him, this time landing first on his head before hopping down upon his shoulder. It cawed angrily over having been so rudely shaken off him when he ran.

“Can we get captured now, or is this going to take all day?!” Rondragoras of Wolfstone complained from behind.

Laura ignored him: “How large are fairies?”

Mathariel held out thumb and index finger, measuring perhaps the size of a mouse. It was hard to tell accurately at the distance and this small it would make little difference to Laura anyhow. The weird thing was that she could tell his ear was pointy, but not accurately how much space there was between his fingers. Maybe she was projecting after all.

“And they are magical and powerful?”

“Oh, yes.” He replied after a pause. “If not, why should we heed Farindel's laws?”

It could all still be a fluke, Laura thought, imagination, superstition and exaggeration. Maybe Mathariel Swordsong was just a tall, slender man with absurd ears, an effeminate face and a strange name to himself. Their reasoning for believing in fairies was no better than the Thorwalsh's reasoning for believing in their albino whale. But the albino whale had been real.

“Then why didn't they warn you of my coming?”

He laughed a scoffing laugh, dark and bitter, before turning and going back to his lance. The audience was over. Laura had wasted much time talking, much more time than she had spent fighting these tiny men. She didn't know if it was worth it and felt like she had already learned as much as she was able to remember from today anyway. Anything more would be spillover.

Reo turned his head briefly over his shoulder to ask her: “What makes you think they weren't warned of your coming?”

Laura ground her teeth. They had been warned, of course. Not by fairies though, but the myriad of peasants on the run.

“I mean,” she corrected herself, “why didn't the Fairies warn you that I could walk over all of you as if I was taking a stroll? Why did you stay here, anyhow? You could've fled with the others.”

Some of the knights exchanged a few looks.

“We do not flee.” Sir Rondragoras finally declared flatly.

Laura sighed in frustration: “The lances of the Thistle pricks are made up of knights, squires and men-at-arms, correct?”

She reached right behind Sir Mathariel, to the hind most men and plucked one of them up with her fingers.

“You'll have formed bonds, I guess? I hope so. I want it to hurt your hearts when I squish this little runt.”

She held the man upside down in her hand, shaking him in hopes his helm would fall of. It was fastened with leather straps or other means, but the visor popped open to reveal a face far older than she had expected. It could be a man-at-arms, or a squire of Reo's age. But Reo had given to testimony that his being a squire was only on account of the king hating him. Therefore Laura had concluded that squires had to be younger. In any case, the risk was too great.

“Hmpf.” She sighed again and tossed the man back to his lance master before reaching for the next one.

If the knights were really prized hostages, she couldn't risk it. For all she knew it could be a Fenwasian she was holding in her hands. The next one proved old as well, and the one after that too.
“Remove your fucking helmets.” She finally growled. “You from the other lance as well, all of you.”

They did as they were bid quickly enough, visors clattering as the helmets fell to the ground. There were far too many grown, stubbly and bearded faces. The crew around Mathariel Swordsong did not have a man who looked younger than thirty, except for their lance master himself. With that one, Laura didn't trust his young looks, though. It wouldn't make sense to make the least senior one the leader. Maybe he was an elf, or a half-elf or something like that. And maybe elves didn't age as normal people did. It might just as well be that he looked younger than he was. It made no matter.

In the other lance, the one behind grim, taciturn Rondragoras of Wolfstone, she spied two fitting victims, young and sprightly. Laura feared another outburst of sudden anger, so she scraped all the weapons and shields on the ground safely away from each group before going for her targets. Several older men were shoved to the ground by her uncaring hands but that only served to show them how powerless they were. The one squire looked twenty or twenty one, the other about sixteen.

“You two aren't knights, are you?” She asked rhetorically. “No, you are too young to be knights.”

She had to do it now, if not for them then for herself. It couldn't be that she didn't make any use of her power and be dominated by this bunch of tin men and their superior contempt. She had to show them who was boss and that they had to fear her.

Mathariel Swordsong's raven cawed angrily and the man next to him shouted: “Leave them be! We are your prisoners, monster! You have no cause to harm them!”

Somewhere along the line, the reality of the situation must have slipped from their minds, she pondered queerly. Maybe it had been when they saw Branwyn and Reo. They might have understood that this was a coup d'etat in motion, a revolt, so to speak, and since the principal perpetrators, except for Laura, were high-born, they judged that they did not have to fear for their lives after all.

It seemed illogical and still was to be expected that nobility did not kill each other frequently after capture. Otherwise, so had been the medieval reasoning, the world would sooner or later run out of blue blood to intermarry with. In battle, these men probably had not all too much to fear either, other than injury, on account of their formidable armour and skills. If they were beaten they would yield and that was that. Then it was the dungeons until they were ransomed.

'Such a strange world.'

She was getting rather irritated with it: “I am ninety metres tall, Sir, and heavier than you could possibly imagine. I don't care about your rules, your honour or lack thereof.”

She lifted her right butt cheek off the ground and deposited the two squires in the dent it had made in the hard ground.

'Fuck them all,' she thought.

She'd savour this.

“Gods! No!” One of the squires screamed when she rolled back over them, feeling their tiny hulls give in to her massive weight.

That was much better. In armour, the boys had looked like proper men, fearsome knights just like the rest. Their youth was on their faces and in their minds, but veiled in helmet, visor and silence there was no seeing it from a distance. They had been tall and muscled, well fed, likely noble-born. And now they were flat, because Laura had decided that they were expendable.

“Elric! Moril!” Thistle Knights shouted in terror.

Laura smiled: “Calm your horses, little Sirs. They're still alive. I can sit down on top of them fully if I want, which will crush them like bugs, but right now they are just a little bereft of breath. I'm as good at crushing as I am at not crushing you, you see. If you want them to survive, you will have to answer my questions more to the full truth. Don't say I haven't warned you.”

The two bodies under her butt cheek had now about the thickness of a wallpaper, if she was any judge. It was sort of hard to tell through her jeans but she did not have to tell that to their comrades yet. They were most definitely dead, though, probably crushed to a point where even their own mothers wouldn't recognize them any more.

It already felt much better than before.

“I am Ian Conan Galahed Fenwasian!” A knight next to Mathariel Swordsong pressed forward. “If you would dishonour yourself and torture prisoners, let the boys go and take me! I'm a Fenwasian, that's what you want, isn't it, monster?!”

“Aha!” Laura made and grinned. “A Fenwasian after all! Then you should know I can't torture you, as much as I would enjoy that. You're a valuable prisoner, and besides these boys seem to work well to distress you, don't they? One thing, though. I don't give a damn anything about honour. If you mention it again I might feel inclined to fart, and that would rattle those little fuckers down there quite severely.”

Then she laughed right into his little, stupid face. He looked forty, or close enough, and would have been among the least impressive among the knights if one looked solely at his stature. His armour and apparel looked better than average, however.

“How closely related to Count Bragon Fenwasian are you, little Ian?” She asked with a raised brow.

“His...well...” The knight chewed his tongue. “His grandfather and my great grandmother, uh...they were siblings.”

“Ooh.” She frowned, thinking if there was even a term for such a distant relationship in English. “Are there any more Fenwasians here?”

A man from Rondragoras of Wolfenstein's lance stepped forth: “I am Branhir Fenwasian, Count Bragon's second cousin!”

This one was a tad larger built, more like their average specimen. He was older, fifty-five-ish, but his armour looked not quite the best.

“That means you have three Fenwasian hostages now!” The first Fenwasian shouted. “How many do you need?!”

“Three?” Laura asked perplexed. “I only see two.”

He looked perturbed in turn: “They said you took Winhall! That means you must have captured Jonides Fenwasian, Count Bragon's cousin who is chancellor there!”

“Chancellor?”

That was an office Laura hadn't even heard of yet, assuming the steward did all or most of the managerial work, anyway.

“Uh,” she frowned, “Reo here took the steward Saravil Hexen's head off. I never saw no chancellor. Reo, did you see him? He wasn't among the guys we captured, right?”

Reo Conchobair gave her a brief frown and shook his head.

“Well,” she winced, “I'm afraid he got smushed...or eaten, or...”

'Or shoved up Janna's ass.'

No, surely he would have said something, she reasoned. If he was dead he must have gotten underfoot while she and Janna had been trampling people. There wasn't much time to say anything then, other than perhaps a last few begs for mercy, or maybe a yelp or a scream.

“You should've warned me that there was a Fenwasian in the city!” Laura rounded on Reo and Branwyn alike.

Reo did not even so much as turn his head, although he winced too. Branwyn had the grace to try and look innocent before she shrugged.

“Did you even know he was in there?!”

'Did we even talk about capturing anybody before I went back into city?'

This could be a fault of circumstance, as well as theirs, she reasoned.

“Get off the boys, monster!” Ian Fenwasian demanded. “They've done nothing to warrant this punishment!”

Elric and Moril were still flat under her butt cheek. She just didn't care to move off them yet. Sitting on the tiny squires made her feel in control.

“I asked a question I have not yet received a full answer for.” She said. “I'd hurry if I were you. I fear the air is getting a little bit thin down there.”

“We were warned!” Mathariel Swordsong explained. “Not by fairies, aye, but by the streams of fleeing peasants. Our steward, the Thistle Knight Sir Rodowan Ahawar warned us that we should join them and run away from here. If truth be told, we thought that we could beat you. We have strong walls and even siege engines for defence. We underestimated you and how terrible you were. That is all!”

“And who of you is Sir Rodowan Ahawar?” She asked, looking from face to face. “It sounds like he is a much cleverer man than any you are.”

“He's not here.” Sir Rondragoras' rasping voice broke the brief silence that followed.

“He has always been the more cunning man.” Sir Mathariel added quickly. “And it is not the first time he has done this either. When Nordmarken threw its weight behind the cursed lord of Niamor, Count Bragon made him the commander of our troops at Aran. To prevent a massacre he led everyone out of there and gave the village up without a fight. That was why he was made steward in the first place.”

Laura rubbed her nose, thinking: “So, I guess you took from the peasants whom you could get while he was leading the others away from here?”

Ian Conchobair replied: “Aye, and he called us fools for staying! Now, get off those boys before you suffocate them!”

“Where will they go from here? Honingen, right?”

She enjoyed how the fear for their long-dead comrades seemed to make them sheer mad. She sat cross-legged and heavy on the ground. Had they bothered to examine the situation they could have known that there was no hope. But even so, Laura saw at least one more twenty-something squire she could squelch for leverage. And after that she could go through them, man for man, and find out who was a knight and who wasn't. Anyone without a 'Sir' to his name could be made collateral, she judged. For the hostage thing it would be better to kill as few as possible of the Thistle Knights, but in truth she already wondered if all this bother would pay off in the end.

She felt somewhat like a dog chasing cars. And now a new element had emerged that had almost escaped her.

Reo was the one to speak it aloud: “Honingen is the most likely destination! If we want to catch them on the road, any moment we linger here brings them closer to their destination!”

Men were needed for fighting. That was the tricky bit. If Laura could send them somehow reliably to Conchobair castle or take them with her to Honingen where she planned for Reo to set up his army, then she could do with the rest pretty much as she liked, which would mean that she would finally get her breakfast.

“Do you think we can still catch them on the road?” She asked innocently, her mouth watering at the thought of the peasants she might get to eat.

“Likely!” Reo gave a court nod. “Winhall to Honingen is probably a hundred kilometres as the bird flies. There is no way they made it even if they ran all through the night. Ha, even if they grew wings! But the sooner we're on them the lesser time they have to get notions into their heads about swerving off into the wild!”

That opened the can of worms Laura had been frightful of. What to do with the people in front of her. She would have little other choice than shoving her hostages into the pockets of her jeans, she resolved. It was only until Honingen where they'd be put into dungeons after she captured the city. The seven strangers in the middle, she had not yet gotten to. She did not know if they were worthy of keeping or not.

Then there were the two hundred odd soldiers. They looked like peasants, every one of them. She had heard somewhere, she didn't remember where, that garrisons were usually not very large at all. Not in peacetime, anyway because castles were strong force multipliers. In theory, a handful of men could fed off hundreds. It was just because she was huge enough to step over the walls as if they were a less than a garden fence that she was able to be relatively unthreatened by them.

That meant that this lot were lost likely actual peasants, people who had borrowed the land in feudal fashion and owed their lord fealty, taxes, serfdom in form of labour and service in times of war. If they loved their own lives more than their liege lord they could well become soldiers in Reo's army, given that he would be king of Albernia later on. They might even join wholeheartedly, thinking that there'd be lots of plunder to be had in Laura's wake.

Most likely, though, did Laura's presence scare them to death and they would wish nothing more than to run away as fast and far from here as they possibly could. Therein was the problem, because she had neither the time nor the nerves to walk them personally from here to anywhere. Neither did she yet have sufficient human allies who might have helped her with that endeavour. The four men of Reo's and Branwyn's bodyguard would never be enough.

She thought about using a ship as a container, the way Janna had done for Furio, but there was no such thing here. Her blanket might serve, though, she thought. She used it as a sack anyway. She could stick the dildo in the back pocket of her jeans for the time being. Janna had taken the lamp with her, the useless night-vision device as well.

That left the seven people she hadn't gotten to yet.

“Let's wrap this up.” She sighed, turning to the group between the peasant soldiers and the Knights of the Black Thistle. “You, I will hear your names and what you do.”

She had wasted so much time talking, she thought. Maybe it was tactic as well, to give this Rodowan Ahawar as much time as possible to lead his track of fleeing peasants away from here. The Thistle Knights surely were not a talkative bunch, she'd seen that from the start, but while at that, Mathariel Swordsong's deliberations had let her down many paths she could have avoided. If every castle would turn out as tedious as Iaun Cyll, maybe crushing them all to paste was the better option. Otherwise, maybe she'd never get to Havena.

Her head was more than full with things she could remember of one day, too. And it wasn't even noon yet. Honingen was ahead of her, a whole city she had to sort out. She could physically get from place to place with frightening speed, but talking went the same speed as it did for anybody.

“If you are done with us, get off Elric and Moril!” Ian Fenwasian reminded her.

“Oh yes.” Laura allowed. “I almost forgot.”

She lifted her butt off the ground before letting herself fall down unchecked, right on top of the two dead, little squires beneath her.

“There,” she grinned, “that's that. Will you shut your mouth now, or do I have to mash some more of your friends?”

He bit his tongue at that, while at the other lance one knight started retching up red wine and the remaining twenty-something squire started to weep uncontrollably.

Laura felt like a god among insects, albeit one with a tight schedule just now.

“Names and positions.” She rounded on the demerger of seven.

“Armund Holbruch!” The first of them started, white terror in his eyes. “M-m-master of messengers!”

His costume looked fancy like a herald's, gold thread worked into his doubled that no doubt displayed the Fenwasian colours on his chest. He wore a chainmail shirt on top of it that looked entirely unfitting. The rest of him were a puffy yellow-black hat with a feather and high riding boots.

“Good.” Laura said. “Can you fight?”

“Fight? Err...”

She snatched him off the ground and tossed him into her mouth in one quick move. One swish of her tongue and he was bathed in saliva. Then she swallowed him whole.

“Next.”

“Valpo Winhaller, quartermaster!” Bellowed the next man, short, stout, clad in helmet, armour and a leather coat over his chest.

A quartermaster had something to do with logistics, or at least that was intuition led her to believe.

“You look useful.” She said. “Care to join Reo Conchobair's army?”

He squinted up at her: “I would sooner walk through the freezing depths of the Nether Hells before I betray his Countship's trust!”

Laura sighed, cocked her index finger behind her thumb and moved it into position. Valpo Winhaller, as he called himself, stood in front of two others so she had to aim a little more careful than usual. Before anyone could react she had already given him the flick, sending his tiny body smashing against the castle wall behind him. His chainmal rattled noisily and his half-helm flew off, and on impact his head exploded on the grey stone leaving an ugly smear.

“Next!”

All heads had turned to see where the quartermaster would land. Now they all shot around, back to her.

“Er, uh, Rhuad Groterian.” A tall man in plain, brown robes announced, visibly uncomfortable. “Uh, I'm the medicus. Was the medicus, I mean.”

“What do you mean 'was'?” Laura scolded him. “Can you heal people or not?”

“Uh, aye.” He replied through a face full of pain, chewing his lips all the while.

“Move to the left then.” Laura guided him with her eyes.

The tall, lanky man took a step, stumbled in his robes and fell. Then he scrambled to his feet and all but ran to where he was bid.

“I am H-Hilmer and th-this is B-Bartug!” Two soldiers in chainmail were next. “I teach s-sword and p-p-pike and B-B-Bartug teaches b-b-bow. You k-k-killed our friend F-F-Fengorn when you t-t-toppled that t-t-tower! E-E-if you ask me, e-e-you can get f-fucked b-by r-rats!”

Laura had to giggle. The odd couple were two men of not very high age and obviously not very high intellect. Their low birth was written plain on their faces. Hilmer had hair like a bundle of wet straw, Bartug a fuzzy mat the colour of dry dung. Hilmer had been the one speaking, dragging Bartug along by a gambeson sleeve.

Confronted with Laura's gaze, the latter wrenched free and made off toward the peasants upon which Hilmer looked rather distraught, finding himself alone and the words he had uttered still hanging in the air.

“Fucked by rats?” Laura was still merry with giggling. “Who was Fengorn?”

Hilmer swallowed hard and a wet spot began to form at the front of his britches: “H-h-he w-w-was the m-m-master o-of k-k-catapults!”

'Damnit.' Laura bit her lips.

An artillerist would likely have been a priceless asset. He had been at the only ballista that she had considered a threat while taking the castle. It had been the one whose shots did not miss and had almost hit her eyeball.

“Go to your friend, before I change my mind, Hilmer.” She said. “You will teach Reo Conchobair's men from now on.”

“Th-th-thank you!” The man almost collapsed but picked himself up and made over.

Laura had his name. Would she still want to squish him for his insolence, she could do so at any time.

“Next.”

There were only two soldiers left, one in good clothes and good armour and one that looked like his lesser form.

“Collin Wallbreaker, captain of guard!” Said the first man. “Before you kill me, tell me where went the other demon and that evil war wizard who summoned you?!”

That was a surprisingly solid question, coming from a commoner, she judged. The man appeared also utterly fearless.

“Why,” she asked, “do you have a little wife somewhere you're afraid she's going to step on? Scared she's gonna gobble up your children like sweetmeats?”

That was the only angle she could think of to win him over. Men were often willing to die, at least more so than women and children. Fear of harm to the latter was the way to get to this kind of man, although it was unspeakably cruel.

Collin Wallbreaker's face hardened stubbornly and he remained silent. It was a bit of a stalemate because Laura didn't have his wife and kids at hand to threaten him.

“And who told you we were demons?” She tried something else. “Who here thinks I'm a demon, raise your hands.”

Three or four hands among the Thistle Knights went up, more so in defiance than anything else. Two or three hands went up amongst the peasants as well, although they were soon and quickly lowered again when they saw that the sentiment was not broadly shared.

“You don't think I'm a demon?” Laura turned to the squat, lesser man behind the captain of guard.

“Um, err,” he stammered, “er, I, uh, heard you were just, uh, a wench, begging your pardon. Heard you fell into an alchemist's kettle. Err, Stewain, uh, porter and adjutant to Collin, I am.”

“Do you have family, Stewain? A wife, maybe? How would you like it if I twisted your legs round and round until you told me where they were? And then I'd go and trample them. Would you like that, Stewain?”

Her plan was to do exactly that, torture the little porter until he gave up where she might find his family. That way, the captain of guard might have a change of heart, or so she hoped. She had placed her bets without the lesser man's shortcomings, however.

“Err, don't have no wife to speak of.” He said, rubbing his bald, shiny head. “Got a sister in Aran. You want to step on her, uh, she got fire-red hair. Can't miss her. Might be, she died, though.”

“If you can hold a spear, over to the left with you.” She determined, oddly disgusted with him. “Or, actually...”

She made true on her threat anyway, took him and grasped a hold of one of his short legs.

“No!” He cried out in terror before his voice became a rasping scream.

Laura twisted, feeling the tiny bone snap and the weak flesh give way. She soon found that was much either to turn him rather than his flimsy little leg. For that, she had to keep Branwyn locked in her fist and give her a presumably most uncomfortable shaking, but the tiny princess had been all but mute ever since Laura had stepped over Iaun Cyll's walls and she saw it as a fit little punishment.

There was only so far Stewain's leg would turn before the spongy flesh of his leg made it twist back after she let go. So, she started doing his other leg. He had fallen unconscious, but when his second leg went the way of the first, this time failing at the knee joint, he woke up and screamed even louder than before. When she was done he was a squat, crying heap upon the ground. He was one-legged too, because the second leg had simply ripped off while Laura had twisted it.

She dragged him by his remaining leg, face-down over the ground and under her buttcheek to end his misery.

“So, that's what I'll do to you if you don't join our army.” She told Collin Wallbreaker afterwards.

Stewain's gut exploded with an audible pop as she sat down on him. Men like him had a hard lot in life. No one loved them. Not a tear was shed for him in the yard, not like the handsome little squires Laura had crushed. Those boys, rich, privileged, tall and good-looking, they had everything, always. The only joy Stewain probably ever knew was a little alcohol after his guard duty.

The captain's face grew only harder and he didn't say a word.

“Don't be a fool, Collin! Turn your coat!” A Thistle Knight shouted.

It was Ian Fenwasian, Laura saw.

“No,” was Collin's only reply and he stepped forward.

So, regretting it all the while, Laura had to do it again. Before she started, she remembered something, probably inspired by the stubborn look on the man's face. In one history class she had taken, regarding medieval times, the professor had made the students watch a tediously long, enormously old movie about William Wallace. She remembered a scene where he was somehow tortured for one reason or another.

“Can you yell out 'freeeeedooooom' while I do it?” She asked when the captain was already in her hand, solemnly awaiting his legs being twisted off.

“Freedom? Why?” He grunted through clenched teeth.

“Just a thing I'd like to hear you yell.” She shrugged.

It would be evening before she could have explained to anyone here what a film was.

“For Albernia's freedom we fight and we win!” He grunted instead, and way too early.

“Aye!” Shouted the Thistle Knights from the ground.

“That wasn't what I meant.” Laura scolded him. “What does that even mean.”

“They are the words of the house I serve!” Sweat ran down Collin Wallbreaker's forehead and his chest was pumping as if it was having a seizure. “For Albernia's freedom we fight and we win!”

“As part of the Garethian Empire?” She asked. “Sure, I mean, whatever floats your boat. But that's not freedom for Albernia, is it. You're lumped into one big thing, the smaller cousin to Nordmarken who gives you a spanking every time you try to truly be free.”

“And how would your reign be any different?!” Spittle flew from the captain's mouth and he was shaking. “Crushing people, eating them, wiping cities from the land! You're a monster, whatever you are!”

“I'm no more bloodthirsty than any army of yours.” She corrected him in a piqued tone. “Well, maybe a little, but that's spilled milk under the bridge at this point. Actually, the places I call my own I'm rather peaceful toward. I squish only those pets of mine that displease me, for the most part, anyway.”

She turned to everyone at large: “Just so you know, I understand you hating me and all that. And, I guess you know this; when I'm done with Albernia and Reo is king and Branwyn is queen, you'll be part of the Horasian Empire as Havena was until recently or whatever. But if you hate Nordmarken and want your kingdom to be as free as humanly possible, then my side is where it's at. If your little neighbour duchy sends troops, which they will, I'm gonna walk all over their little army. Maybe I'll even go over there, squash some peasants, take some hostages and so on. Maybe I'll pluck some damsels from their castles and eat them.”

She could barely wait to do that, in truth. No pesky talking, just crushing, eating and fucking everyone to death that she'd find. No restraints, that was what she yearned for. Why she had said the words she had said, she didn't really know. She wanted to make clear that, if Albernia was understood as a concept independent of its current rulers, she was actually its friend and ally.

“Collin's a good man!” Ian Fenwasian stepped forward, arms spread wide as if to calm her. “And what you say, uh, there's things in there that agree with anyone here! Let Collin live and capture him with us. Speak to our Lord of Fenwasian and see how he decides in this matter! I wouldn't want to be seen as a traitor, but...but if king Finnian is as powerless to stop you as we were, which I still hope he isn't, with all my heart...but if he is, his lordship might be inclined to bend the knee! Stop killing us, I beg you! Keep us alive for when you may have need of us!”

It was an awkward moment. Laura cursed herself for not saying anything to the same effect before she had murdered two squires, the porter, the quartermaster and maybe even the artillerist. Some Thistle Knights, a moment ago her fiercest enemies, even looked slightly doubtful now.

“Yes, that's fine.” She said. “I was just about done killing, anyway.”

Her eyes found those of Collin Wallbreaker in her hand. He had a broad, stubbly jaw that looked like it had been broken once or twice in his life. He had scars too and was otherwise of the overly manly variety, dark, hairy, tall and strong. A guy like that did not budge. A guy like that died before he would change his mind, unless he was presented with a real dilemma.

But Laura was unsure what to ask him. Whether or not he'd be willing to be her captive until Count Bragon made a decision would make her look weak. That was simply a no-go.

“You can join me now or you can die now, you little shit.”

She had decided that she was tired of thinking.

“Kill me!” He spat, spittle and sweat flying.

By now he looked as tough he had taken a bath.

Laura took his head between her thumb and index finger and gave it a little yank. Branwyn shrieked in displeasure when she found herself caught in Laura's fist again. The captain of guard's neck snapped like a little twig, but somehow that was not the end of him.

“Praois have mercy!” Someone prayed when they heard a crack.

“Boron, have mercy!” Someone else lamented when the next bit happened.

Collin Wallbreaker's body started twitching unaccountably, bobbing about while he was foaming at the mouth. His eyes were still awake, wide with terror. It took a moment for Laura to understand. He was paralysed and his body failing. He'd be dead in a moment but probably convulse and spasm all the way until the end. It really was grotesque.

She put him on the ground, placed the tip of her index finger over his face and pushed down, crushing his head like a cooked pea. Afterwards, she wiped the blood and brains off on his surcoat and pants.

“So.” Laura cracked her knuckles. “Now that this is done, I can...”

She stopped when she noticed that she had forgotten one man who had edged over to the Thistle Knights to whom he didn't belong, judging by his apparel. She counted in her head. Hilmer and the bow guy, the quartermaster, Stewain, Collin, the master of messengers and the healer. She must have miscounted before, she noticed to her surprise.

She had missed the first man who had really spoken after she had entered the castle, the man in armour with the icy-white hair. It appeared to be an accident on her part because he cleared his throat to remind her of his presence. That was entirely queer.

“Ser Niamus Landogar af de Floodplains!” He announced in a dialect Laura had never heard before.

He didn't look terribly old other than his hair. His clothes looked reasonably in shape as well. His armour on the other hand seemed withered, ancient even, like a ruin of forgotten stone wall in a forest.

'And who might you be,' she almost asked before realizing that he had just said who he was.

“You have no cause to kill this man!” Ian Fenwasian's voice still bore the bitterness of Collin Wallbreaker's death he had just witnessed. “He is an honoured guest here at Iaun Cyll!”

“Do not put yourself in harm's way for my sake, Sir!” Sir Niamus replied amiably. “I have lived long enough, I'd say.”

“What's the matter with you?” Laura asked, annoyed that she had to deal with yet another silly, little munchkin. “Why is your armour so green and your hair so white?”

He stepped out to where she could crush him without endangering anyone else: “My hair lost its colour the day that the Count told me I had erred in what year I was in!”

“Your armour, Niamus.” Mathariel Swordsong reminded him softly after a moment. “Why is your armour so green.”

“Oh!” He scratched his head which made him look senile all of a sudden. “Well, I am three hundred years old, or some abouts. And so, it happens, is my mail. It hasn't rusted, mind you. As for why they didn't let it, I could not say.”

Laura squinted her eyes in distrust: “Who are they?”

“Fairies!” He looked up at her with clear, blue eyes, not as strong and frosty in colour as the elf's but close enough. “I was a knight. I am a knight, I mean. But as it happens, one fateful day, I wandered looking for quests and, be it levity or madness, I ventured into the Farindel. I came out, most like the other way, or the way I had come. Makes no matter. I saw a group of knights riding down a path, or a road or...”

“Is this story going somewhere, or are you wasting my time?” She asked him pointedly.

Everything was weird about this weird guy, but her curiosity got the better of her and she decided not to squish him yet.

“Focus, Niamus.” Mathariel told him, just as soft as before. “Your mind is wandering again.”

“Aye!” Sir Niamus rubbed his chin and squinted. “There was a bridge. And thinking that not a day had passed I went ahead to block it for I saw ridderfolk on march, coming my way-ward. The knight I served as squire did not heed much of war and battle, you must know. His was the duel, the fair and honourable combat, to please the goddess.”

“You were still spoiling for a fight.” Laura understood. “And then?”

“Then, uh?” He coughed. “Then it was Count Bragon, leading a host to make fast this Muriadh. I had never heard of such a man and so we began talking. That was how we discovered that I have survived a number of kings and emperors and much more. Three hundred years, or near abouts, we later constructed with the help of scrolls. In my day, the decree of Abilacht that gave Albernia independence had only been twenty odd years past. It was a princedom, then. Now it was a kingdom, one among many in the New Holy Empire! The next morning, my hair was white as snow. I have been washed up here, as the sailors say, ever since. And Count Bragon has given me room and board.”

Room and board might have have been what he had in mind when he devised this fairytale, the charlatan, Laura thought sceptically. On the other hand did his armour look withered to a point that seemed hard to fake. His hair was white as well, even though he didn't look old, but the same had been true for the scary little guy Laura had found outside Joborn. His speech and accent might have been an act.

“And this really happened?” She raised a brow at him to make clear she didn't quite believe it.

Mathariel Swordsong spoke with unbreakable confidence in his voice: “I was there that day. Many of us were. You did not see the look in his eyes when he and the Count were speaking.”

Laura sighed: “And what do I do with you now, you three-hundred-year old...mh, knight?! We can duel if you're still up for it. Although, I fear that would be a rather one-sided affair.”

“Ha, I am certain of that!” He allowed.

“Bragon hosted him all this time!” Reo Conchobair shouted from below. “He's grown fond of the man, that's plain to see! Take him hostage and let him be ransomed as well!”

That was as good an idea as any, Laura found. She was eager to go. Or not. If truth be told, she was wroth to go just as much. She was done, feeling like after a session of studying. She craved a beer and maybe a joint in the park on campus, back on Earth. Maybe that park had been why her degree had come into jeopardy. It all seemed a life away now. And here she was, with elves, fairies and three-hundred-year old knights.

She had to go, she decided, or else she would strand here like Niamus Landogar of the Floodplains had. One after the other, she shoved her prized captives into the front pockets of her jeans. Rondragoras of Wolfstone growled a curse when she put him in. She still hadn't worked out how a Nordmarkener knight was fitting into all of this.

When she took Ian Conan Galahed Fenwasian, the more talkative of her two Fenwasians at this time, she noticed that he had a silken handkerchief wrapped around his left arm and a tattered, dirty piece of cloth around the other.

“This is the one my wife once gave me as a favour.” He explained darkly when she asked him about it. “This is a piece of the surcoat of the one that slew her.”

Laura swallowed hard and decided she had had enough personal interactions with the Thistle Knights for the moment. When she took Mathariel Swordsong she noted that he was a most beautiful man, however. His tall slenderness gave him something rogue that she liked.

When all hostages were stored she came to the peasants. They mostly stared at her feet, now that she was towering over them again. Laura would have liked to squish a few just for good measure but decided against it.

“Guess you guys don't want me to step on you, huh?” She gave them the choice with a smile.

Two or three brave or foolish men looked up at her puppy-eyed before shaking their heads.

“Well. If you don't want to get crushed I'd say you owe me a favour, don't you, you little things? A pretty big one, I'd say. Anyone who doesn't think so can step forward now.”

It was so much easier when the little mites on the ground were disposable as they should be. She tapped her foot to make clear what she intended to do with anyone who didn't take her up on her offer.

“You lot are Reo Conchobair's army now.” She continued point-blankly. “I have a way to transport you. You don't have to be afraid of me when you are on my side. I am going to go and get the thing that will allow me to take you safely to Honingen. Stay still. If I find any of you where I don't want you when I come back in a moment, I will have to twist a few more legs.”

Reo's bodyguard had done a solid job on finding any hidden blades like daggers or hunting knives on the hostages before Laura had taken them. Now she left them alone with two hundred enemy soldiers, only taking Reo with her. She just couldn't be bothered on a day such as this.

When she came back, no one had moved and the rest went extraordinarily easy. The padding of her sleeping bag was reasonably comfortable for her and kept the cold off. It was day now, however, and Laura was moving and didn't feel particularly cold. To the tiny men the padding of the sleeping bag was more comparable to that of a half-deflated bouncing castle, to be sure. There was no way they would die in there unless they got under a pile of their comrades and got crushed to death that way.

They let themselves be put in without uttering any sort of complaint. Laura had half a mind to sit on the sleeping bag after she was done, but did not do that either. She'd get to kill plenty at Honingen and it couldn't be much farther away now.

Before she finally was able to go, Reo urged her to do something about the horses in the stables.

“Fuck, does this ever end!?” She cursed in annoyance.

Branwyn, still on her hand because there might be people still hiding in the castle, snapped her head around in alarm. Reo looked like a beaten dog.

“I'm only...these are excellent steeds, is all!” He called up at her.

“Yes, fuck!” She groaned.

'If the next castle is as bothersome as this one I will fucking trample everything in there.'

A big castle like Iaun Cyll was a big deal to dismantle if one wanted to make use of its parts. Reo determined a man of his bodyguard who was to drive all the horses north to Conchobair Castle where he would get more men. Together they would return to Iaun Cyll and loot it and well as look for hidden survivors. That way, the wealth of Bragon Fenwasian would be theirs, as well as weapons or whatever else there might be worth stealing around here. The horses turned out one per Thistle Knight, and a few more, twenty one total. It was clear which horses belonged to the Sirs. They were great, cold-blooded war beasts, muscled mountains of flesh, blood and hooves.

The men tied them together with ropes and the chosen bodyguard drove them through the gate after Laura destroyed it with a kick of her foot. She did so, that if people still hid in Iaun Cyll they could not bar themselves up against Reo's looters.

Then, finally, she gathered up Reo, Branwyn and the three remaining guards and went on down the road south. It didn't go very well. She just didn't feel like it. She arrived at the next village quickly and found it as empty as the others. There was another one close, slightly inland off the river, but it looked just as hastily abandoned.

“This is Thariansdrim, and that there in the distance is Ambenhall!” She was dutifully informed.

As if it mattered what these empty shells were called. At Ambenhall she could spot a long hall that reminded her of Thorwal. It was slightly out of place here. Some people she'd seen bore somewhat of a resemblance to the Thorwalsh, true enough. But everything else seemed more to have an Irish touch to it than a Viking one.

“Yeah, uh, I'm not doing it.” She said, turning heel.

Reo's mouth fell agape: “Wha...what do you mean?”

Laura shrugged: “I'm taking a rest. I'll only continue when I feel like it.”

Branwyn looked like she finally wanted to speak for a moment before deciding against it. Something was terribly off about that girl, Laura started to feel, but just the same she had no nerve to get to the bottom of it now.

Back at Iaun Cyll, Laura set everything down. She ordered the soldiers from her sleeping bag.

“Out, you mongrel bastards, out!” She toyed with them. “Find me some strong rope, I want to hang myself!”

Branwyn, Reo and their guards, all unsure about this new development, were transferred to the castle wall where they would be safe for the moment. Laura relished having her hands free once more. Carrying tiny people all the time was such a bother.

“Find me rope!” She reminded the soldiers as they crawled out into the daylight once more. “You do what I say or you get squished! And why are you still wearing Fenwasian colours?!”

For some of them those colours were just black and yellow pieces of cloth wrapped around an arm. Others wore ill-fitting surcoats that had obviously been pressed on them so they be made recognizable as Fenwasian soldiers. For still others it seemed they must have had a shield in black and yellow or a piece of cloth wrapped around their spear. Since they had given up their arms they were now just people in primitive, dirty clothing.

“Search the castle for hiders!” She stomped her foot in front of them. “And find me food! I am hungry and I will eat now or I will eat you!”

She took the Thistle Knights out of her pocket and assembled them in a neat group, not divided by lance. They were dinged up from having been confined quite tightly. Maybe her jeans pockets were not such a sound prison for so many at once after all. None of them had died or sustained any horrible injuries, though.

“Take these fuckers to the dungeons and lock them in there!” She went on, never waiting for any form of reply. “If anyone of them escapes it's death for all of you!”

Leaderless, the peasants were confused and timid to action. They were unassertive by nature, Laura sensed, or else they wouldn't have been on one of the lowest rungs of their societal ladder. Feudalism did not exactly make it easy to move up, but even in a medieval society for there would have been a myriad of ways for a clever man to advance himself.

“You better get moving. I'm rather out of patience right now.” She warned.

Eventually, the cleverer plough pushers went ahead and occupied themselves with the easiest task of finding strong rope and lots of food. Both should be readily available somewhere in a castle such as this.

“You will need tools as well.” Laura added to her list of demands. “Saws, axes, whatever. I want my nails trimmed.”

She also wanted her pubes and armpit hair removed, but she'd only reveal that later on. Her hairdo she did not trust them with although there was little to lose on that front. It was a dissolved, tangled mess at this point that was in dire need of sorting out.

She looked around and decided to first bar the gate once more which she accomplished with two fists full of dirt and rocks. From atop the cliff on which Weyringen Castle stood she could see well and even farther over the Farindel Forest. There were curiously few spruces, those trees that had needles instead of leaves. It was rather all leaves and ranks in between, looking as thick as wool in places. Then there were queer clouds rising from there, mists thicker than blood.

It was eerie, calling somehow and yet she would have been terrified of walking in there.

Iaun Cyll was much better. With the castle walls it could be her little sandbox to enjoy a little me-time in until she felt a little more like moving on.

Since the castle stood on a cliff overlooking the river she had a certain suspicion that she went out to inspect immediately. She half expected some sort of hidden tunnel from inside the castle down to the water where maybe a little rowing boat would be tied up to provide a stylish escape for the Count in case his walls got overrun. But there was no such thing to be found, just rocks and pebbles and no tunnel at all.

Back inside the castle walls, the peasants had apparently resolved that the Thistle Knights were less scary without their armour on. It turned out to be true to some extent only. The men were still silent, grim and arrogant-looking, and tall and strong almost all of them. Mathariel Swordsong had a well-defined body like a swimmer, although he looked a little lanky without his garb and plate. Rondragoras of Wolfstone looked even more dangerous now. He was equal parts fat and muscle, and looked like he could've ripped off the heads of any of the scrawny peasants surrounding him.

“How does it come a Nordmarkener serves as a Thistle Knight?” Laura finally asked.

She had to get it over with or the curious side of her would agonize over the question to no end.

“Well, I'm here.” The knight spat. “Came by horse. Ha!”

His bark of laughter was all contempt. He hated Laura as much as he had any reason to. Her nationalist or patriotic appeal might have struck a chord with native Albernian sentiments, but to his ears her words were only more poison.

“His house and mine have long been friendly.” Explained Ian Fenwasian while wrestling his wife's silken handkerchief and the piece of her murderer's surcoat from the peasants that were taking off his mail and plate. “It is tradition that a promising page of either house be sent to the other for seasoning after which he will usually remain with his sword father, the knight who gave him his spurs. Sir Rondragoras counterpart is Magorn Fenwasian, who squired at the Castle of Needlerock.”

“Needlerock, huh.” Laura tried to memorize it. “Well, I will try and remember when I go there and flatten it.”

Rondragoras of Wolfstone looked out at her and snarled: “Ha! Go there and get pricked!”

It was the obvious remark about a place called Needlerock, Laura supposed, although she found it rather unimaginative. In fact, she made another decision.

“Well, I'm sorry, but I guess your tradition is suffering a little blow today.”

“What are you doing?!” Rondragoras shouted when Laura lifted him.

He was equal parts fat and muscle. No doubt he'd be quite nourishing, although Laura had quite overlooked that he was also quite hairy as men like him often were.

“Magorn left Needlrock after there was confusion and turmoil over the succession!” Sir Ian rambled on in hopes of stopping whatever he thought Laura was doing. “He went to Castle Newall to recommend himself as the overseer in the establishment of the Count's Guard and was confirmed in his new position without hesitation!”

Laura regarded Rondragoras of Wolfstone dangling in front of her eyes.

“Oh.” She licked her lips. “So I won't have to watch out before I step on everyone at Needlerock, or Wolfstone, if that's even a place.”

“Curse you!” Rondragoras roared when he entered her mouth.

He tasted slightly musky, like the air in a bathroom after spraying men's deodorant. She wasted no time swallowing him.

“Ah.” She made, grinned and licked her lips again.

They all stared at her in horror.

“What?” She laughed. “Did he look too big and bad to you?”

He almost certainly had. Even he himself seemed to have been of the opinion that he was too much man to deal with. Perhaps he never learned how to conduct himself around larger and stronger people than himself. Now he could be an arrogant, taciturn prick while she digested him. It was nothing to her, although Reo looked troubled.

“Take them to the dungeons, lock them up and guard them.” She commanded. “Leave Sir Mathariel with me. I think both those lances shall require new points.”

Once more Ian Fenwasian pressed forward: “If truth be told, our lance master rarely tends to his leadership responsibilities! He leaves them to me, as his second in command! Kill me! I'm the one you want!”

“Not really, my little Fenwasian.” Laura picked up the tall, slender knight with the pointy ears gingerly with her fingers. “And if you've done it before then I'm sure you'll make a splendid new lance master.”

Mathariel's raven was gone. It had flapped away when Laura took the man into her jeans pocket but now it was suddenly back again, flying at and around her hand as if to attack her. Laura swatted with her left hand, once, twice, but she couldn't get the bird at all.

“I'm not killing him, you stupid thing.” She said. “I just want to talk to him a little.”

Oddly enough, that seemed to calm it and it flapped to perch atop her knuckle as if to guard over the knight it belonged to.

“I really like your hair.” She told Mathariel. “That feather thing is quite something.”

His long hair shun like black silk and the little raven feathers in it gave him such a dashing appeal that Laura couldn't help but dream a little. She had always fallen for the bad boys.

“Are they from your raven?” She asked.

“Yes.” He finally replied. “She loses feathers every now and then and I cannot bear to see them wither.”

Laura bit her lip. She wanted this man. More precisely, her pussy wanted this man. And in good time it would have him, she decided. But first, Laura had finally found someone whom she could entrust her hair to.

Nevertheless she allowed herself a little peak at the wares beforehand. His dark green tunic, turned sweaty under gambeson and armour, was low cut and revealed much of his lean, wonderful body already. She pinched a flap of it with her fingernails and tore it off him.

The bird took to the air in alarm and started circling her head, cawing loudly.

“Fuck off!” Laura swatted again. “Or I'll have them braid your feathers into my hairdo!”

She was much too large for that and the feathers way too small, unfortunately.

“We, uh...we found rope!”

A group of peasants arrived next to her, carrying a nice, thick one, long enough for Laura's purposes.

With the other Thistle Knights out of sight, Reo and Branwyn aghast and disenfranchised but the tiny peasant army dutifully doing her bidding, Laura had everything she wanted.

“I want to be beautiful.” She declared to everyone around, Mathariel in her hand in particular. “I want my nails trimmed, unseemly hair removed and the hair on my head braided. It's a shame all of you are men and probably don't have an inkling of such things. As the only one present with at least the hint of style, I will trust Sir Mathariel Swordsong in this matter. Do as he says. Anyone blunders will wish they hadn't.”

She was issuing a lot of threats, she noted on the side, so much so that she ran the risk of them being considered empty. But then again she had killed some people so it was hopefully alright. She couldn't kill too many or they would try and hide or run away somehow. She had to keep the balance.

With the castle wall being as high and thick as it was, there was no need for scaffolding. Mathariel Swordsong stood atop and barked orders at the soldiers who tried their best to do what he said. The thick rope was needed for making a simple ponytail first. Then Laura intended to get some little braids at the front as well, the way the Thorwalsh had made them once for her.

She laid on her back while men were comparing her hair to ropes and twine, up on the wall above her. At her left hand were men with tools and rather clueless looks upon their faces. Her right hand was served with food, although the fare at Iaun Cyll was anything but gourmet. It seemed to consist largely of salted meat, mostly mutton and beef. That stuff had to be boiled for hours before it became edible for a normal person. Laura could eat it only because the bites were so small and she was so huge, but that did little to improve the taste.

The ale was okay, dark and thick, and there was red wine and also cheese. The local cheese was the best thing about this place, Laura decided. It reminded her of cheddar, although there were also some other sorts she was able to get a taste of. Bread-wise there was way too little, only a few loafs that had been baked in this very castle.

“Take off all the Fenwasian displays.” She commanded idly and to no one in particular. “I don't want to see this stupid thistle everywhere.”

Flags and banners displayed to whom a castle or city belonged. They were symbols of power.

“Burn them in the yard.” She continued. “And I'm banning the words Iaun Cyll and Weyringen. I'll sit on anyone who utters them. This is Laura Castle now. Get used to it, or get squished.”

The idea of being able change fundamental things just by a command made her more horny than might be healthy for Reo's little army. Laura and Janna preferred girls for masturbation or sex. They were smaller, cuter, more fragile, more helpless-looking and most importantly by enlarge less dirty than their male counterparts. But if there were no girls to be had, or if a particular fancy led the other way in the given moment, men and boys could end up as their playthings just the same. Using Branwyn would be sweet, but Laura needed her. Even if she didn't break her during the act she might be eternally humiliated and emotionally broken and thus useless as a queen.

Mathariel Swordsong would be sweet enough. Laura wondered whether she should make him lick her first or just use him with her fingers. She tried to imagine what he might say, whether he'd beg her for mercy or say something clever. And whether she should then pulp him in her vagina with the dildo or find some place where she could grind on top of him.

“Mmh.” She sighed contently and closed her eyes, enjoying being tended to.

What she heard, she had largely heard once before already, albeit in a different accent. The whole situation was eerily reminiscent of Thorwal. Janna wasn't with her, she was in a strange land, surrounded by walls and slaves whom she threatened and occasionally killed. She always went for a secluded, sealed-off place that she could enjoy in detail and without worry, Laura noted about herself. It was a good thing she had Reo and Branwyn to rule Albernia after she was done with it.

Her belly rumbled as it digested Rondragoras of Wolfstone and the oatcakes, cheese and salt beef she was washing down with ale. She felt like someone should object to her cruelty so she could have some fun with them. But for now, everyone was obedient.

“Get one strand folded into between the other two and then the one from the other side!” Sir Mathariel explained for the third time. “Come on, you pocksy plough pushers! I've seen your women wear their hair like that! Don't act dumber than your cows!”

At her left hand successes were being made by using a large saw that had to be worked by two men and looked large enough to saw off Laura's finger had anyone dared to try. After that, they did the fine work with wooden hammers and chisels.

“F-f-fine, you l-lot!” Laura heard the familiar high, stammering voice of Hilmer say somewhere near her feet. “W-w-we're s-serving a n-new m-master n-now! L-let's n-not s-sit about i-idle! L-l-let's r-r-resume w-w-with o-our t-t-training!”

Who ever had the notion of making that one an instructor at arms had clearly not counted on the time it took him to speak a sentence, Laura thought. She opened her eyes and saw Reo marching straight at the man, guarded by one of his men at his shoulder.

“What are you teaching them?” He inquired roughly and direct in a way that pleased Laura.

Her tiny new royalty should apply themselves where they could.

“S-s-s-spear f-f-form-ation!” Hilmer managed surprised. “M-m-m-my L-l-lord!”

“Royal Highness.” Reo corrected with a critical glance at the sorry dozen peasants before them. “Let them put on armour and bring tourney swords. I want to test their vigour.”

“M-m-m-my lord,” Hilmer objected, “f-f-f-first th-they m-must l-learn the f-f-formations!”

“Your Royal Highness.” Reo corrected again, angrier. “Make sure you remember it or it will be your vigour I put to the test.”

Laura smiled for a moment, then soured when she saw Branwyn still on the castle wall, guarded by two Conchobair men at arms where Laura had left her. Something was wrong with the girl. She looked more afraid by the minute, by now almost fit to retch.

Below, Hilmer chewed his tongue: “A-a-I w-would g-g-gladly a-a-at that, your r-r-oyal ha-highness!”

“Blunted swords!” Laura growled at them. “And put helmets on!”

To her own ears she sounded like a scolding mother, like Janna sometimes did. The surprising realization made her question why she even cared. They were no more than two worthless bugs to her. She could well watch them cut each other to ribbons. Then she remembered, that one of them was her little king, the man she meant to install as faithful ruler and ally of hers over Albernia.

“I said not that way!” She heard Mathariel Swordsong on the wall above, where her hair was being braided. “The other way! And you, you there, climb on her head and do the same over there!”

His words were followed by a thwacking sound that could only have been the pale-skinned knight chastising a sun-burnt peasant with a slap across the face. When the second peasant protested he was dealt a thwack as well and then Laura felt a tiny man honestly doing his best to climb her head.

It wasn't very hard because her hair was somewhat like nest of ropes to him, indeed. He had plenty to hold on to, so long as she held relatively still. It was a funny feeling that almost made her giggle. To occupy herself, she took another cask of wine from the ground and crushed it in her mouth. Sometimes she enjoyed not having a smartphone around her at all times. With the world wide web at arms reach it was hard to ever lay still and truly rest.

Her belly rumbled and she let out a burp. It wasn't used to cheese so much any more, but that wouldn't stop her from eating more of the excellent local stuff. If Rondragoras of Wolfstone was still alive he could get gassed as well as dissolved to shit, she supposed. Likely it wasn't anything the scowling, big wolf didn't deserve.

Down at her feet Hilmer was being clad in pieces of armour from the Thistle Knights, all the while having a rabid discussion with Reo.

“Horses are what I need!” The latter insisted. “They multiply the force of men like water and yeast multiply grain for making bread!”

“Ha-ha-horses fo-fo-fold like b-b-bread u-under pe-pe-pressure te-too, m-my king!” Countered the other. “N-no ho-ho-horse wh-wh-will cha-cha-charge e-e-in t-to a w-w-wall o-of p-pikes!”

How the two of them duelling with tourney swords should resolve that dispute, Laura had no idea. Finally, the two were both helmed, armed and ready to face off. Reo was taller than Hilmer but the instructor at arms had a certainty about him that was a little unsettling.

No sooner had they taken position opposite each other did they run forth, shields crashing loudly while they hammered at each other with their blunted blades. Reo landed the first hit, it seemed to Laura. Then again and again. His use of the shield was slightly awkward, though. He always held it in front of him, thus having to cut around it which diminished the strength of his blows.

Hilmer then landed two cuts at Reo's helm, harder but probably not threatening. Most of his work was done with the shield, using it to smash his opponent's out of the way so he could land a blow with his weapon.

“Eh, we're done here!” A man announced at Laura's left hand and it was time for her little medieval nail salon to switch sides with her little medieval banquet.

By the time that was done, Reo had tired visibly. He could hardly still hold his shield up now while an unperturbed Hilmer landed blow after blow at his shoulders and arms.

“Enough now, you too squabblers.” Laura announced. “Stop fighting.”

While she was still speaking, Reo let his shield slide off his arm before grasping his dagger and moving into Hilmer right when he stopped his attack.

“Yield!” The instructor was forced to concede when Reo shoved the sharp point under his chin.

The silent bow guy whose name Laura had already forgotten had meanwhile started to make himself useful by turning the group of peasants into archers, presently instructing them how to draw right. The realization that they now no longer had men to squabble over made them all laugh, first Reo, then Laura and then Hilmer as well.

“Your hair is done and done, my lady!” Sir Mathariel announced in a queerly elegant tone, laced with his earlier arrogance. “Very beautiful, much in spite of the unworthy lot you have given me to perform this task!”

'He sounds like he didn't see me eat the other lance master,' Laura thought.

“Very well.” She said. “I suppose there's no giant looking glass or lake or something nearby where I might convince myself of the truth of that?”

The river didn't reflect light well enough, or at least not today.

“Uh, no. I fear not, my lady.”

She had no idea where this lady stuff was coming from all of a sudden. The atmosphere inside her little mighty castle had certainly changed. With work to attend to everyone was able to focus on things other than their fear. Perhaps that was why, not that it would change anything.

“Fine.” She popped open the button on her jeans and wriggled out of them. “Then you can remove the stubble between my legs now.”

She heard several gasps at that, but could not determine where they had come from in particular.

Removing hair proved much easier than braiding it and peasants were apparently the best people she could have asked for the job. Like harvesting grain, three men with sickles had the easily reachable part hairless in under four minutes. Two other men were doing their best climbing around between her thighs and removing the stubborn stubble there.

Mathariel Swordsong, tall, slender and pointy-eared, did not get his hands dirty and did not say anything besides. Instead, he started singing, sad and beautiful.

“On one cold morning, the world was still silent, when Los slew Sumu alone, on the grass. Desire and envy, in timeless eternal, so he the world's first murderer was.”

He had a beautiful voice for singing. Laura bit her lip. She was just about done with grooming and did not care very much for his song at all. It was him she wanted.

“After his deed, he was so empty, the field, on which the body still lay; bore a foul fruit, but Los was condemned, to live until the latest day, the latest day. Alone, with the...”

He yelped when she took him. The involuntary barbers had done their work and she had removed them to the armpit where they would continue their work. The nail clipping was done and she had had sufficient food for now.

The knight with the long black hair went straight into her nether lips. She was wet down there, from after sitting on the squires, or bullying little people into submission, or eating Rondragoras, or changing the name of Iaun Cyll at a whim. He fought and made it perfect for her. When he wanted to scream and shout she just buried him deeper in her folds, half drowning him.

She sighed again, but with lust this time. She needed a base she could return to so as to feel well, as she was feeling now. The Thistle Knight who had slapped other men across the face a moment ago when they didn't do as he said was now nothing more than a little toy to her.

Her eyes were closed or else the raven might have flown straight into her eyeball like one of the annoying little flies that always seemed to be everywhere before a thunderstorm in summer. It pecked against her skin and flew away when her hand came to catch it.

“Bow guy.” She commanded. “Bring down that bird.”

She had seen the man loose a few shafts as demonstration for his peasant pupils. He seemed good at it. It would be thoroughly embarrassing and uncool if he missed. Laura took Mathariel out from her sex so he'd be able to hear.

“No!” He screamed and pleaded.

“That's a good bird!” Said the bowman in some form of meek protest.

When Laura favoured him with a withering look he jumped to obey. The arrow hissed up into the air a moment later and impaled the tiny raven like a chicken on a spit. Laura laughed and buried her tiny toy boy back in her nether lips. Tumbling around its own axis the little animal soared to the ground almost softly. Afterwards, Laura had it taken over to where she could reach it, lazily extended a finger and squished it to feathers and pulp.

“You'll have to get used to this.” She gasped, working herself harder with the little knight. “I'm too big for, mhh, privacy.”

She was fingering herself in front of more than two hundred grown men and felt not the least bit of shame about it. Perhaps she was a monster. Perhaps she was goddess. Either way, it was time for a decision.

She had put the dildo on the flattened ruins of what seemed have been an almost empty stable, almost only because by the looks of it there had been two or three donkeys inside that now where nothing more than grey rugs. The castle wall looked inviting as well. She could put Mathariel on top and then crush him with her pussy while she ground on top of it like a pillow, or a teddy bear or anything other that was at hand. She had been doing it that way ever since she could remember, and only through pornography discovered that she could use her fingers as well.

The wall might crack though, endangering the sanctity and inescapability of her little safe space. Thus, the large stone dildo it was.

She turned Mathariel in her fingers so he could look upon the mock manhood that would pound him to puree in her love tunnel. Laura wondered what it might be like if there was a boy her size with her now. The idea was intriguing and off-putting at the same time. She yearned to get fucked but she loathed having to share this power. Not with anyone other than Janna anyway. She loved Janna.

“No! Not that! Please!”

All hints of superiority and arrogance were washed away again. Laura could make it her ultimate punishment, she thought. Death by giant cock, the ultimate insult to any man's dignity. She moaned and grinned and laughed at the same time, resulting in happy squealing sounds. No one dared call her out or mock her on account of it, of course. She could do with all of them as she wanted.

Mathariel entered her effortlessly and Swafnir's Cock followed suit. She could feel them both quite clearly. In his utter terror, the tiny man first tried to fight his way deeper into her. When he saw that that way lay certain death, he tried the other way, only to be met with a round stone head of the penis. That was when Laura pushed the dildo in, hard. It was perfect, Mathariel caught in between her and the dildo. Now he was done.

She laughed again and started to work herself like a machine. Her breath shuddered and failed for a moment. Bending forward she could see the grey stone shaft moving in and out of her, dragging her inner lips with it as it went. Somewhere in there was a little, arrogant prick, about to be thoroughly squashed by an inanimate, bigger one.

Her orgasm came quick and hard. Even though she savoured every moment of it, and prolonged it as long as she could, she could not have said when the moment came that she had stopped feeling the tiny man inside her. When the dildo came out of her with wet plop, there was a distinct smear of red, however, and a stubborn piece of flesh and skin sticking to the warm, slimy stone.

The tiny bushel of long, black hair at the tip of it was unmistakable. She smiled.

“That's all that's left of the little lance master.” She said. “Tell the dungeon rats what I did to him.”

She hated them for their silence and their contempt. It was well and good to let them shiver. If she felt like it, maybe she would kill more of them.

'And piss on that stupid ransom.'

She gave the shaft a lick and lapped up the last piece Mathariel Swordsong before sending it down to where Rondragoras of Wolfstone had been digested.

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Chapter 41 by squashed123
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Garvin Blaithin stood atop the tower of Udlaidrim and reflected on his life. Though a bard, good looking, reasonably gifted and only twenty three years old, he was bound to the tower by birth and marriage.


His mother, Rowena Blaithin, was the steward at Udlaidrim, though behind that fancy title stood really the duties of a cook, washerwoman and dry nurse for the children. When she birthed Garvin she had been twenty and Lady Elia Talvinyr, sixteen at the time, had been childless. Who Garvin's father was, his mother could not say with certainty, though she never had any other children after him.


They had been the three adults at Udlaidrim, now reduced to two. Garvin's mother had joined the stream of fleeing peasants to Honingen into the doubtful custody of old Countess Franka Salva Galahan, who was renowned as much for her wit as for her cold temperament. For his mother's sake, as well as that of Elvar and Eara, his two beautiful children, he sincerely hoped that they would find shelter there. He only wished that his lady wife might have allowed him to join them, might have come with them herself.


But Lady Elia Talvinyr of Udlaidrim was nothing if not stubborn. She was with Garvin, atop the tower keep, sharpening and oiling her sword for the fifth time today.


'Oh marry the maid of the tower, and join her on stations so high. For a roof and a hearth, for a regular bath, and a place at her heart and her thigh.'


His fingers scraped across the wood of the crossbow in his hands as he sang softly in his mind.


His harp was leaning nearby on a crenel, but if he picked it up, his wife would scold him and tell him to oil his crossbow for a fifth time too. It wasn't even a winch crossbow that required oiling to function properly, but a regular, simple one that was cocked with a metal crowfoot before it could be loaded with a quarrel.


Since the crossbow was ill-reputed as an un-Rondrian weapon, his wife looked down upon it. She had tried to teach him the way of the sword, but Garvin could never learn. His talent was with the harp and with his voice. The crossbow was the only thing he had when his wife was not at home and he had to defend the place against scoundrels.


Elia Talvinyr was very knightly, even though she was female. But even at that she was not hard to look upon. Her features were comely, her hair stunning, brown locks and her smile wonderfully wicked when she wanted to. The only drawback was her left ear, on account of it being missing. Instead, there was a red scar that she sometimes remembered to hide from the world and at other times all but forgot about.


She was thirty six and ruled her tower, her fief and her young husband equally without room for compromise or objections. She gave protection, order and stability but demanded a doggish loyalty in turn. That had been wonderfully wicked too, in the beginning, but Garvin had found it stressful and restraining to live under in the long term.


'Be glad she took you!' His mother would tell him all the time. 'Your children will inherit a castle, and you sit here and pout because you cannot lead a beggar's life!'


His lady wife's small folk seemed to have felt the same as him, though, losing no time to grab what little they had and running off at the first word of giant monsters at Winhall. He prayed they would not come this way, the monsters. And maybe if they did, Iaun Cyll would still hold them back. The word was that there were still knights, real knights, men, holding out at the Castle of Weyringen further downriver.


It was the second day and past noon now. Surely that meant the monsters would not come. They were said to be a hundred meters tall. Had they been coming here, surely he would be seeing them by now, would have seen them yesterday.


“May...” As always he had to muster his courage before uttering a suggestion with his wife. “May we go inside? I think they are not coming.”


The whetstone scraped noisily over the steel as his wife scowled at him: “No! Oil your crossbow again! We may well have need of your coward's weapon today!”


'Now my wife wears skirts made of chain mail, and keeps in her strong fists a sword. For a hearth and a bath, I gave her the word, now a prisoner here at her court.'


It wasn't as though he didn't love her. They had two children together after all. It was only that she was so demanding, so stubborn and so much older than him. She never gave him the feeling of being a husband, or that she even cared what he thought, how he felt. She liked his songs well enough, sometimes, but when he tried to reach her through them she turned dark and closed up the gates to her ears as well as her heart. She was also no stranger to chastising him violently when she thought he was behaving in a way that she did not approve of.


He wasted no time getting the oily rag in his hand again and polishing his weapon until it gleamed.


“Do you think our sweet Elvar and Eara have reached Honingen by now?” He asked timidly after another while.


The silence atop the tower had become unbearable. Also, he did worry about his children. They were so little and had only his mother to protect them.


His wife gave him a look that suggested she was contemplating whether to give him a clout in the ear or just another scolding.


“You think I should have gone with them.” She flared. “Ha, very well, and who would protect my family's last holdfast from the monsters then, huh?! You?! Pah!”


Udlaidrim, a singular round tower atop a lonely hill surrounded by old wooden stakes that had been put here during the Red Curse, was truly the House of Talvinyr's last possession. To it belonged lands encompassing the village of Eriansfield, three kilometers down the road. It was worth keeping, certainly, but certainly not at the cost of one's own life. The other few Talvinyrs did not reside at Udlaidrim either, having long since resolved to lead untitled lives in service of others, more befitting to their family's meagre means.


At Garvin's begging, his wife had grudgingly consented to hiring two sellswords for a time. They could barely afford them but the world was full of outlaws and bandits who thought an ill-defended tower keep ought to bear some riches they could carry off. The sellswords had both left after a fortnight, however, refusing to be subjected to Elia's moods. When she wanted, she could make any man's life miserable, even for not holding on to one's arms and shield and standing still at all times while on guard.


“And if we die? Would we make orphans of our children?” Garvin dared ask after mustering as much courage as he had.


His wife leapt to her feet and dealt him a stinging slap that broke his lower lip.


“If I die, I do so undefeated!” She roared, staring spitefully at him before sitting back down when he whimpered.


Those were her words, of sorts. Garvin was too young to know if she really was undefeated, indeed. The nameless man who had cut her ear off during the battles of the Red Curse had died for it, that much he knew.


Elia's father had died twenty three years ago, while she was hedging, already thinking herself a knight. The following year, Muriadh Albenblood of Niamor-Jasalin had instated her in her father's seat. Female knights and warriors were a fancy frowned upon by most, which was why she could not find a husband of noble station. That was why she ultimately had to settle on Garvin for a husband. Maybe none other than the mad, cadaverous Muriadh Albenbood would have given an unmarried maiden her father's estates, treating her as though she was as much a knight as she fancied herself to be. Garvin was not sure about it.


During the time of the Red Curse he had been a squalling babe and a little child, too young to remember. He did not even know what his mother had been doing during that time.


Meanwhile, at Udlaidrim, grim fighting had taken place preceded by other, more sinister things. The flora had turned a bloody red in those days and the fauna beastly, even does and fawns baring their teeth and attacking travellers on the road like packs of wolves.


It turned out that connected to this Red Curse was none other than Muriadh Albenblood of Niamor-Jasalin, whose mother had lost greatly in a recent rebellion. After her unexpected but natural death, he took over her lands and began to bleed his small folk dry, transferring every clipped copper he could press from them into the secret raising of an army. There were all sorts of power games and confusion going on as there always were. Queen Invher ni Bennain at some point started another rebellion during this time too.


Muriadh's wife, ultimately appalled with his doings, betrayed him, and revealed that he had succumbed to a dark fairy who was the source of the spreading corruption of the land.


Garvin wasn't versed in the intricacies of the battles that followed, or where exactly they took place. He suspected there might have been fighting and bloodshed all over the place. Muriadh and his men were finally caught up at Feyrenwall Castle, the next castle south of Udlaidrim, and would have been defeated there had not Nordmarken marched its troops into Albernia.


That was where Muriadh's story turned patently absurd, so much so that there was not even a single good song about it.


The Nordmarkeners took Muriadh captive and he was not successful in his attempts to ingratiate himself with them. But, being Nordmarkeners, they were fretful of this talk of fairies, the red forests and such. The Fenwasians, Muraidh's former bannerlords but staunch Farindel fanatics, would have executed him for his shenanigans with the dark fairy.


That brought into play the Praois Church's holy inquisition. Muriadh was put on trial and condemned for heresy. In the same breath did the Church show unprecedented leniency, however, and declared that to atone for his crimes he now had to drive the ungodly worship of fairies from the Albernian lands. Such worship, needless to say, had long been a thorn in the churches' pious flesh.


The following war between Muraidh and the Fenwasians was inevitable and ended three long years later when Bragon Fenwasian took Feyrenwall Castle by force. Muriadh was captured and they ended his life on a chopping block, outside the gates of Iaun Cyll soon after. That was eight years ago, now.


Through all this, and more, Elia Talvinyr had lived, fought and survived. Maybe that was why she was so stubborn, or else she had been able to get through all of it because she was so stubborn. Either way, there was little Garvin could ever do to change her mind.


Invher ni Bennain's rebellion against the Garethian throne had failed as well, even though Havena unaccountably became the Horasian's from one day to the next. The rebellion of the Sword King against the Albernian throne had failed shortly thereafter.


'Or was it the other way around.' Garvin thought painfully.


In Albernia, it was easy to lose track of betrayals, wars and rebellions. Jast Irian Crumold had rebelled against King Finnian not too long ago, and the house had lost Bredenhag to the Stepahans as a result. Garvin tried to recall if there had been a more recent event. If there wasn't, it was about time for someone to betray someone again. Perhaps Havena counted, given that it had been supposedly a Phexian feat to steal it out from Horas' clutches, rather than a Rondrian one.


While mentally absent, he dabbed at his bleeding lip with the oil cloth. The sharp, stinging pain made him wince. His wife was sharpening her sword for the sixth time but looked up at his sudden movement.


“Watch!” She commanded brusquely, more bark than speech. “What are you staring at your crossbow for?!”


If she thought he meant to loose it at her then she was wrong. He loved her. They had two children together after all. Besides, if he loaded it unaccountably she would know something was off and that would anger her. And if he somehow got to loose a quarrel at her, and even if it went through her mail, which he doubted, then it would still not be enough to stop her and she would gut him with her sword in an instant.


Solemnly, he looked up, seeking the far and beyond horizon. A wad of Farindel's mists had been creeping over the road perhaps two kilometres up the road, the last time he had been looking. Maybe it would bar his view now, for a time.


But when he looked, he did not see the wad of mist. He did not see the horizon either, not truly. Instead, he saw her and his bladder let go in an instant. He felt like falling, and then he saw only sky.


“What are you...” His wife started before her eyes went wide.


Garvin wanted to stand but what he had seen robbed him of feeling and command over his very own arms and legs. She was naked, a young girl perhaps. Her skin was burnt brown like that of peasant women in summer, when they laboured often in the sun. Her hair was a dark brown, her eyes large and open. And yet, she was no she at all, but rather an it, for she was huge. How huge he could not have said while he watched her trample on toward him, crushing the very road under feet.


'So quick.' He thought numbly. 'How can something so huge move so quick.'


Living as a travelling bard for a time before his marriage, he had often had to run from outlaws or large animals such as bears. But the larger an attacker was, the slower he was too, or so had been his general rule of thumb until now. Bears could sprint quite fast but otherwise moved like lumbering oxen.


'Horses are quick and large.' He remembered. 'Ha, you fool! Horses!'


“Why are you laughing?! Get up! Get your crossbow!” His wife screamed at him.


She did not sound very afraid. Alarmed, yes, but not afraid. She was brave. Garvin did not feel very afraid either, just overwhelmed and cynical. But when his wits came back to him, his stomach turned and he had to pull himself over to retch.


“Aren't you an odd couple.” The voice of a female goddess observed from the sky.


The lonely hill of Udlaidrim stood perhaps thirty steps tall at the most. The tower added another fifteen. If his wife had thought that it might give them protection against the monster that was towering over them, then she had been mistaken.


The voice was young, female and mocking. Worst of all, it was happy.


His wife gave a rasping shout: “I die undefeated!”


She had sword and shield in her hands, he could see, and looked much as ready to die as to fight.


'But what use is a sword, and even more a shield, when her opponent can squish her like a bug?' Garvin wondered.


It wouldn't do, he knew. He had to look. The monster was grinning down at them with a hint of displeasure on her smooth-featured face.


“You're a woman.” She observed, frowning. “Are you a Rondra priestess, per chance? You remind me of the Mad Lioness.”


Clearly, she did not like the Mad Lioness, and if truth be told, that did not surprise Garvin even a little. The fierce Rondra priestess from Nostria was renowned far and wide as a nuisance to anyone who had power, and this monster was clearly nothing if not powerful. In fancy, she was one and akin with his wife, and their number did not stop at two.


'Two,' he suddenly racelled, 'two!'


Fretting, Garvin leapt up and looked around, but he could not see the other monster they had heard of. There were two of them, supposedly, with enormous physical and magical powers, able to grow wings and breathe fire when they wanted. Some even said the monsters had lain waste to the vast lands inhabited by the Thorwalsh, the raiding, drinking and pirating people of the north west.


The talk of ogres had been bad enough for Garvin. A male one had supposedly robbed sheep from a village downstream, not a fortnight past, before vanishing in the Farindel. Way down south, in the foothills of the Windhag Canyons, a whole clan of huge, monstrous ogresses was said to have settled recently as well. A bard always took care not to miss any gossip. Next to his songs, the tales of news were his currency while he travelled from place to place, depending on the good graces of his hosts.


But for the tales of these huge ones and their deeds in Nostria, Andergast and Thorwal Garvin had prayed to be untrue. He could see now, that his prayers had not been answered.


“Garvin, get behind me! Load you crossbow!” Elia snarled through teeth clenched shut.


The monster raised an eyebrow at him: “Are you sure you want to do this, little guy?”


Garvin knew he did not want to antagonize this mean-eating enormity and stayed well away from his weapon. That created a conflict with his wife, but even if Elia beat him him bloody, it was preferable over being eaten alive.


“So, here we are.” The giantess grinned happily. “This is the castle of Udlaidrim, is it not? You are Elia Talvinyr? Then you must be her husband. They warned me you two were a bit queer. But to be honest I didn't expect a woman in chain mail and a man in leggings, at that.”


She must have recognized the sigil on his wife's shield, Garvin thought, a white tree encompassed by a white moon on a dark blue field. As for his wife's garb, she spoke true. It was most uncommon. He did not know what the monsters found objectionable about his garb, however. He wore tights of dark green, a white linen shirt, a brown doe skin jerkin and a black, fluffy hat, as was befitting for a man of his profession.


“This is the place where you will die!” Elia screamed at the top of her lungs.


Her knees jerked as though she meant to jump off the tower and at the gargantuan monstrosity, but then she must have thought better of it on account of it being suicide.


The beast looked sceptical: “I don't think so. In fact, it might be the place where you will die, if you don't lose that attitude. I'm not gonna lie to you. I left my castle to find some people to smush but I'm in a happy mood and it just so happens that I am in need of allies too. You look like a fighter. How about I crush that little boy toy of yours and take you with me. That way, the both of us get something out of it.”


It was a real suggestion, Garvin realized to his complete and utter horror. She could do it, he had no doubt. She could crush him like a bug. Not even the Horasians had managed to gain as much as a foothold in Thorwal, but this beast, and the other if after all there was one, had just walked all over it, crushing whatever resistance underfoot.


“Over my dead body!” Elia screamed. “I die undefeated!”


She was stubborn and brave, but apparently a little too overwhelmed to make any sensible decisions at this time. That could make matters worse. Elia was one who fought with sword in hand rather than words in her mouth. Had someone asked him to wager, Garvin would have believed that a monster such as the one confronting them would fight mostly with her feet, but apparently she enjoyed a good banter before murdering innocent little bards such as him.


The trade she proposed was also lop-sided, he took note. His wife would only get to stay alive whereas the monster would get a fighting ally and someone she could play her cruel, murderous games with. But with powers came advantages. That was the way of the world. And all too often it was the tranquil soul caught in between the fronts who suffered most.


The monster gave a little belch, probably because she had eaten people.


He felt like he should say something: “A-a-I can fight too!”


He had meant for it to sound valiant, but it came out as a feeble squeak, sounding like something between a little boy and maybe a squirrel.


The giantess laughed heartily: “You? You look like a little girl! I eat soft little things like you for breakfast. Well, I can eat anyone for breakfast, of course. But, you know, soft and weak is my favourite.”


She licked her lips lustily and regarded him as though he was a just a little sweetmeat she meant to place onto her tongue. That stole all the strength from Garvin's knees and he fell down. He wondered how many people had already had to look at her, like this, locking eyes with her before being devoured alive. Likely, quite many.


“Come closer!” Elia was losing her mind, now one foot on the battlements. “I want to hit you with my sword!”


The giant girl frowned again, somehow getting quite aggrieved by the combative demeanour Garvin's wife presented. She extended a giant finger. Elia slashed and the giantess withdrew the monstrous digit lightning quick.


“You know I can just give your tower a shove and then you're both death, right?” She asked, giving the structure a probing nudge below.


Garvin almost felt like he could feel the tower bend. But that was surely an illusion. Udlaidrim was build of stone and stone did not bend, just as much as Elia Talvinyr would apparently not bend, whatever the odds. Absurdly, he started to feel quite grateful toward his lady wife. If not for her, this female monstrosity might have made a morsel of him by now.


She probably would anyway, simply because there was no way outside of divine or perhaps magical or even demonic intervention that could conceivably stop her. All Garvin was glad for was that he had sent his children away. By now, though, he hoped they would not stop at Honingen but go and go and go, way beyond the desert of Khôm and maybe even as far south as Al'Anfa.


The giantess' finger came again and was withdrawn just as quickly. Her face, that might have been called comely, even pretty, had it not been so enormously large, screwed up in annoyance. She knew swords and the damage they could do. And she did not enjoy being challenged.


She gave an angry snort and suddenly Elia was on her back, the huge finger on top of her chest. Then it slid over, pinning her sword arm.


“Let go of it, or I squish your arm to jelly!” The monster growled.


Garvin pissed himself again, but for the moment no one paid him any mind.


As expected, Elia did not yield. It seemed like she meant to make her battle cry a reality and really die undefeated, albeit with only one arm left intact. She shrieked when the giant female monster pushed down. The sword came loose.


While Elia was beating her shield against the ground in an effort to get it off so as to have a free hand for her dagger, the giant finger slid off her and pushed the sword towards the crenel wall. There it seemed the monstrous behemoth could not grasp it, however, and she ended up breaking two merlons and a piece of tower wall to get the blade permanently out of Elia's reach at last.


“Gah!”


Within a heartbeat, Elia was on her feet again, now her dagger in hand. It looked like her arm was still whole, which was as far as good tidings could go at this point. When the giantess saw the dagger, her face turned utterly dark and murderous.


“Put that down!” She grimaced. “I swear I'll pull you limb from limb or I'll...”


She broke off when eyes fell on Garvin, still cowering on the floor. She must have realized that Elia did not care about dying or suffering injuries. The grim logic was so plainly written on her face that Garvin could only shout.


“No!”


'She does not care about me either! Please!'


Whether or not his wife cared about him was a matter he was actually still in dispute with himself over. She seemed to love him, at times, and then at others she seemed to think of him as something between an embarrassment and an affliction.


The other giant had came this time, and directly for him. The thought of jumping off the tower crossed his mind but that would kill him just as certainly as the giant hand would, to be sure. He squirmed, leapt, fell and crawled. He felt the surface of her skin brush over his back for an instant before a force yanked at his sleeve. He tore loose and cowered next to a merlon, hoping against hope that just like the sword she could not grasp him there.


“Off him!” Elia screamed and was there a moment after, plunging her dagger into the giantess' flesh.


“Ow!”


'Such a girlish shriek from something so terrifying.' Garvin thought. 'How absurd!'


She suckled at her finger looking for damage done, before spitting out the dagger over her lower lip as though it was some piece of fish bone.


Garvin's heart sank even deeper. Elia stood, legs spread wide and arms crossed over her chest, unarmed. She gave one look at the crossbow and seemed to dismiss it as she always did.


'So proud.' He thought. 'So stubborn.'


On the giantess' face was a look of bewilderment before she said: “You did not even hurt me.”


That might have been a lie, or not. It made little difference. Her eyes spoke the truth.


'You are mine now' they seemed to say, shining evilly.


Garvin looked at the crossbow and then at the giantess. It was too late. Her hand was coming.


Among singers, as he guessed was the case with most professions, there was a special kind of tale, gossip and lore. Like traders and goods peddlers would converse about prices of different things in the distant or near places they had been, or carpenters would argue over the unequal properties of various kinds of wood, so would singers talk about this lord, or that castle or that winesink and the patrons there.


Since travelling a lot by necessity, road safety was also a common topic of conversation, peppered with acquired wisdoms, some seemingly ages old. And so legend had it, that if confronted with an ogre or an ogress, there were several ways for a clever singer to survive the encounter unscathed. One was gold, or anything bright and shiny. That one usually worked for outlaws and cutthroats as well, except they would kill the singer anyway. The second were little, crafty things, such as wood carvings, which apparently the ogres loved. The third and most obvious was a soothing song. If well performed, so Garvin had heard, an ogress especially would thank the singer, rub him three times against the side of her head and send him on his way.


The wisdom of that tale seemed absurd now, but from where Garvin cowered he determined that his wood harp might give him a greater chance of survival than his crossbow ever could. And if he died, after all, then why not singing.


'What to sing though,' he thought hollowly, his head spinning while fingers thick as tree trunks curled around his stubborn wife to take her away.


He gave the harp a quick stroke, picking the tune of his voice after the instrument and the words just as they flew into his head. He closed his eyes too, hoping to forget the horror.


“I never dreamed, of a castle tall! Never wanted a knightly hall! I want to sing, till in the grave I fall. Udlaidrim! Udlaidrim!”


His voice was off by a long shot but his fingers somehow found the perfect strings to pick. Together they made for a musical lamentation that had something of the howling of wolves at night. The melody soon became that of a bawdy old love song most often played toward the end of feasts when everyone still present was in each others arms, swaying drunkenly and murmuring the decidedly simple verses.


“My lady wife, is a valiant knight! Please forgive her, for she's not bright! I'll miss her dear, for she held me tight! Udlaidrim! Udlaidrim!”


Elia was screaming, he realized. When he opened his eyes he saw her, in the giantess' jaws, just about to be cut in half at the midriff by giant, pearly white teeth. But the teeth, that were about to end the mother of Garvin's children between them, smiled. And two giant brown eyes flaked with gold were looking at him, amused.


“Uh, uh, I guess I'll make, for a better meal!” He forced himself to sing on quickly when he realized the deadly silence all around him. “For, uh, my clothes are not made of steel! Just gulp me down, like a slippery, uh, eel. Udlaidrim! Udlaidrim!”


Out of verses he just repeated the dumb refrain that was made up of twice the same word which would never bloody well rhyme with anything. He was content with the contents of his last verse, however. If it meant that his children would not lose their noble mother, then the monster could bloody well eat him.


She laughed then. That was the last thing he expected, and the last thing he remembered too. When he woke up he found himself in her hand, swaying softly with each of her monumental steps.


“Oh, you woke up!” The giantess stopped and smiled down on him after she felt him squirming.


Garvin was wet all over but his lips tasted like Tommel water which must have meant that she had dunked him into the river in hopes of waking him. He was glad that it was neither sweat, nor piss, nor her spittle in which he was doused, although if she intended to eat him then he would have preferred her doing so while he was not awake.


'If the gods are good they'll take me away again before she does,' he prayed.


His hat was gone from his head but, queerly, he found it wet and drenched in his lap, next to his wood harp. He grasped the instruments and gave the strings a strum. It seemed to have saved his life last time. Why not again?


“Don't have time for another song right now, I think.” The gargantuan face frowned. “Your wife won't stop fighting.”


She lifted her other hand to his view, balled to a fist. In there, presumably, was Elia, still unrelenting. Garvin's heart was racing. He was terrified. It took him a moment that it was him she was speaking to. He gave the strings another strum.


“Is there anything I can say to make her stop fighting?” The giantess asked. “Threatening to kill her or you does not seem to do me any good.”


She grinned sheepishly and continued.


“It's a little embarrassing but killing you little shits is pretty much the only trick I can think of right now.”


“Please don't!” Garvin sang with another strum, thinking desperately of how to turn that feeble sentence into another song.


Singing gave him courage somehow. Not in the sense of some potion, he had to admit to himself, but in the sense that he didn't sound so bloody afraid when he sang.


The giantess gave a giggle that turned into a sigh: “Ah, I should have come with clothes on. It would all be much easier. I didn't think I'd venture very far from my castle, you see. All I have to store your wife is practically my bunghole.”


Her thumb came around to pin him against the palm of her hand, and Garvin found himself clinging to his hat and harp while he was raced around the vast expanse of her naked body and toward her rear. Two cheeks of buttocks loomed over him and he averted his gaze. What lay between them could only be even more terrifying.


If truth be told, the giantess looked his age, twenty odd. Had she not been so colossal, she would have had much more in common with the kind of girl Garvin had wanted to marry. He had heard the tale of two wenches bathing into an alchemist's brew, then growing and now come back to unravel their wanton evil upon the world. If that tale was true the world was unlucky such a young creature had grown. Young girls were often wicked. He did not see any scales on her, or wings or fiery breath. Perhaps she was a wench after all. Perhaps she could be reasoned with.


“Do you want to go in there and see if your wife might like it?” Her mocking voice asked from above.


He strummed and sang again: “Please, no!”


'If Phex is looking on he must be laughing his godly arse off,' he thought bitterly.


Her thick brown hair was braided, he saw when he looked up, and from the front as well when she brought him back around. The hair between her legs was shaved off, as was it in her armpits.


'Rahya save us,' he thought, 'she's a whore.'


What a mocking, demonic disaster for the good world. Of all the folk to whom this might have happened, a whore was the one to grow. But if he was true to himself, the world wasn't all that good and godly anyhow, especially not here where so many worshipped Farindel and other fairies instead, or even side by side with the Twelve. Perhaps a wanton whore grown gigantic was just what the world deserved.


She sighed: “If you don't want me to shove your stupid wife up my ass then you better talk to her. I need a free hand. You are her husband, are you not? At my castle they said Elia Talvinyr had a bard for a husband.”


“A-a-a-I...” He stammered.


It was too much. Too much at once. Too many questions. Too much fear and too much giant whore turned nightmare on legs.


She gave him a sharp look: “Sing it if you can't talk! I was watching my master at arms train my troops earlier and, boy, he stammers god awfully enough for both of you!”


“I...” He gave another strum. “I'm the last whom she might lend her ear, my lady wife, uh, is wild and queer!”


That produced another smile.


“Better.” She declared mightily and lightly all at once. “But that doesn't solve my problem. I want to go to Feyrenwall Castle and crush everyone there. It will be terribly awkward with you two in my fist. If we can't calm her then I'll put you down right here.”


The frown she added foretold that 'putting down' did not mean transferring them to the ground and letting them go. Garvin did not know what to do. He could not control his wife. This giant whore should have seen that at once.


“Does she like King Finnian?” The walking enormity asked strangely.


Garvin had to think. Politics did not interest his wife far as he could tell and being a lady in violation of everything the proud higher nobility held dear she was not often invited for feasts, tourneys or other noble affairs.


“I do not know!” He warbled with a strum of the strings, finding no rhyme in time to continue.


“Meh.” The giantess gave another sigh. “I'm starting to think she's more bother than she's worth. If I open my hand now she's like to jump straight out from it and fall to her stupid, stubborn death.”


Garvin continued warbling: “That sounds like the woman I wed!”


And yet again, another fit of giggling seized the giant face. She seemed to enjoy it when he made up off-hand verses, no matter how bad they turned out. That gave him a little hope at least.


“Aw, little man, I'm lucky I kept you alive.” She smiled evilly. “You can be my fool. Every castle should have a fool, I think. Do you know what I mean? One who dresses in patches and has bells on his hat and so on.”


“A jester, aye!” He warbled along with his harp.


Most of what she said seemed to make no sense whatsoever, the castle and all that. While being a travelling bard, Garvin had known tavern wenches just like that, blabbering nonsensical things all day long. Most of their patrons did not mind. These women worked with their bodies and when they used their mouths during the crucial acts then it was most commonly not for speaking.


The judgement she had cast over him meant that from now on he had best be funny. That prospect shuddered him.


“Couldn't I sing songs of your giant deeds instead?” He sang, hopefully.


She snorted and brought him to her mouth at which his world went dark once more.


-


When she kissed him, the tiny man went limp all over again. Laura rolled her eyes but was not unamused. Once again she held him upside down so he wouldn't drown in his vomit, except this time she made sure to save his hat and harp first.


She was well content, even though her capture of Udlaidrim had turned out much weirder than she had anticipated. People at Iaun Cyll, now Laura Castle as per her decree, had warned her of the odd couple, the woman knight and her singer husband. She had resolved that, if she found them, she could amuse herself with them anyway.


Yesterday, after taking Iaun Cyll, she had had her hair braided, her pubic hairs trimmed, her nails cut and then decided that she rather liked the place. So, she had made it her own, and since then things had turned out quite well. Reo Conchobair's man had been true to his word and arrived that evening again with almost all the remaining strength from Conchobair Castle.


That gave Reo and Branwyn more weight and protection while inside the walls with the two hundred odd peasants. But the peasants had somewhat arranged themselves with the situation as well, even if it was only so that Laura would not crush them. She had watched in awe as Hilmer and Reo attacked a formation of spearmen they trained. The rule was that one spearman could only parry blows to another, not to himself. The result were a many hefty bruises but also more successes than Laura might have dared hope.


She had slept yesterday evening too, inside the castle walls, and no one had bothered her. She counted that another victory for herself. She had also commanded the rubble from the buildings she had crushed removed from the yard. There were still more than ample houses and barracks to house everyone, stables to put the horses, and most importantly plenty of food. The food was so plentiful because the year's harvest had just been brought into the castle, or at least Count Bragon Fenwasian's share of it, which had to be the lion's share for sure.


That was all very good.


The next command Laura had given was that the fire in the bathhouse's cellars was to be lit and everyone, from king and queen to be all the way down to the greenest peasant boy was to take a bath. Bathing pets was a most adorable activity, Laura found. She even got to watch some of the bathing through the enormously high windows of the bath house. Excluded, of course, were those from Conchobair Castle who had been Winhaller men before and pissed on themselves so Laura wouldn't eat them.


She had not killed anyone during all that time, which was why she was where she was now. She just wanted someone she could play with. To learn about Udlaidrim, Feyrenwall and all that, she had talked to Ian Fenwasian who had replied placidly to her questions. He knew what she had done to the former master of his lance, the tall and slender Mathariel Swordsong.


But it turned out that Elia Talvinyr and her husband were just too weird to kill. That was mostly on the husband's count. Laura would have gladly broken Elia's body and soul but she feared that that would alienate the singer. That his songs would amuse her so, she could not have foreseen. If truth be told, she never planned on hearing him sing in the first place.


Now that he was unconscious again she wondered whether or not she should just kill his wife, who was still struggling inside her fist. The parallels to the Mad Lioness were unmistakable and Laura was determined not to make the same mistake twice.


“Listen, Elia,” she told her fist, “I'll open my hand now.”


And so she did, being greeted with yet another angry battle cry. Laura shook her head in disgust. Her stomach was in knots over the woman. It wasn't like the singer was important or that she couldn't have made him bloody well do anything she wanted. But she was entirely enchanted with the romantic idea of having the little guy hop around her castle and sing his jokes which she genuinely liked. There weren't many people around at Laura Castle right now who could make her laugh. Not in a comedic way anyhow.


She just feared that, since the woman was the singer's wife, if she'd break her, she'd break him too, somehow. He sure looked like he'd break easily, which presented a difficulty.


It was all because Laura was naked. Had she had her pants, she might have shoved Elia Talvinyr in a pocket and gone on without trouble. She might have even put her in a back pocket, forgotten about her and declared the whole thing an accident after inadvertently sitting down. But today was a warm day, the sun was shining, and Laura felt so happy with her new castle that she had not wanted to squander any of it. Soon there'd be no warm days any more, she feared, when winter came as it had to. Maybe this was her last chance to go naked for a time.


“What did you do to him!?” The woman shrieked when she saw her husband dangling lifelessly from Laura's other hand.


“I kissed him.” Laura shrugged. “It's not my fault he's such a coward. Ey, I'm open-minded and all that, but maybe you shouldn't take all the manly roles from him? You make it look like you fuck him. No wonder he's such a girl.”


“Keep your filthy mouth away from my husband!” Elia's voice was breaking with hatred.


Laura raised a brow: “Or what?”


She gave the tiny guy another kiss on his body, finding that his clothes were still clammy from the water she had dipped him in to wake him up last time, although that had helped preciously little.


The woman in chainmail was going sheer mad: “Stop it! You do not do that again!”


Laura sensed a weakness, finally. She stopped her walk and crouched so that her legs were spread. Then she got both her captives into position, Elia from where she could watch and the husband in front of her clean-shaven sex.


“No! Don't you dare! I will kill you, I swear it!”


“Stop screeching or I'll put him in.” She threatened. “Maybe that will make him feel like a man, eh? Might drown him, though, not that it would bother you any.”


“Stop it!”


One thing Laura was in a hate-love relationship with was when her creative threats became so tempting that she just had to make them real, even though she had not originally meant to. The result was always sweet for a moment but annoying afterwards because the logical progression of events to follow wound up being changed entirely and often not for the better. Now was such a time.


A moment ago, she had just meant to threaten Elia to get her to calm down. Now she wanted to use the singer for sex, just to spite her. It didn't even bother her that the tiny guy was mercifully unconscious.


She brought her tiny toy closer to her nether lips. Yesterday, she had pulped Sir Mathariel Swordsong in there, like a strawberry in a blender. It would be sad to have to do this to this little singer, just to get back at his wife.


“No! Don't you do it! Don't you!”


The more she went mad and the more her hateful shouts turned to helpless begging, the more Laura wanted to do it. There were less perilous ways, though. She brought the tiny musician up and took him to one of her nipples. It stood straight as a soldier, pink and erect.


“Ahhhh!” Elia was tearing at her hair.


Laura was surprised to see tears running down her face.


“Garvin! My Garvin! Leave him alone, he...he is all I have!”


She sank to her knees and cried, her face buried in her hands. Laura took the singer away from her nipple. She was awkwardly touched by the display of curled-up sadness on her hand.


At the same time though...


“You're a dumb cunt, you know that?!” She scolded the wife who was at least ten years older than her man. “I threaten to kill your husband and you don't bat an eye. When I threaten to fuck your little guy, though, oh! That's cause for a scene!”


From her other her hand, suddenly, came weak singing: “I am awake!”


The warbling was so absurd that Laura had to laugh all over again and forget her anger and feeling. She decided not to give Elia any respite though and pin her down while she was vulnerable.


“Lady Elia Talvinyr, I am asking you to join King Reo and Queen Branwyn of House Bennain.” She made it out as official as she could. “Or, I swear, I will fuck your husband.”


“That would kill me!” Little Garvin sang in immediate reply.


Laura laughed so hard that she fell backwards onto her arse, even though she was trying hard as she could to be angry.


“Shut up! This is serious!” She insisted, chuckling.


It wasn't really, though. It was just too absurd.


She decided to play along, rhyming: “I'll sit down right on top of thee and crush you like a pea! I'll squat right down upon your face and squash it like a mace! See?! I can sing too!”


“Not truly!” Came the warbled reply, sweet, stiff and gay as a peach.


She couldn't hold it any more and fell over sideways, laughing like a maniac.


Laura didn't think Garvin was gay, despite his clothing. It was just medieval clothes were pretty gay in general, those the middle-class types wore, anyway. As far as her singing went, he had it right. It came out more like hip-hop and not the good kind. More like those awkward 'rap battles' without music playing in the background, that always wound up sounding more like slam poetry.


Meanwhile, Elia's look was growing stubborn again. Laura decided that it was no use. She got to her feet and turned on her heel. It were all short walks to her anyhow.


“Garvin.” She told the little bard after he had put his hat back atop his ludicrously medieval hair. It reached to his jaw line and made a half circle all the way around, shining like silk.


He looked up and strummed his harp: “I am at your service!”


Amusing though it had been for a time, now she found it slightly annoying.


“You can talk normal now.” She said. “You'll sing only when I command it, or when I find it funny.”


He turned pale as a stone at that, which Laura found amusing again.


“I'm taking you to my castle.” She went on. “Your wife must go to the dungeons first, I hope you'll understand. I saw you retching earlier, so I think I will have my men prepare you a nice meal. I will then go out again and crush Feyrenwall. It's on my list of chores for today. Maybe I'll go as far as Honingen later, but I don't really know yet.”


The tiny man's hands were shaking and he gave the weakest hint of a nod that was not an insolence. He was so deathly afraid. He had only not stuttered when he was singing and now Laura had taken it away from him.


He swallowed hard before finally speaking normally: “At Feyrenwall...my wife has kin.”


There was next to no emotion in his voice, making the remark hard to place.


“A...Eris...Talvinyr, she...she is steward there...chancellor, I mean.” He went on. “There is...as well...Eradh...Talvinyr, who is a Peraine acolyte and healer.”


Laura chewed on it for a moment. Despite a moment ago, she was feeling gentle and merciful.


“I'll try not to squish them. But only on the condition that you can sing me that song again. The first one you sang, about Udlaidrim.”


He struggled and paled some more, started sweating and fretting but in the end he could.


“I never asked, for a castle tall...”


It was really quite an earworm.


Back at Laura Castle everything seemed in order. Food was being prepared in kitchens somewhere, filling the air with a sweet-salty scent. Men were training in the yard. Hilmer taught sword versus spear and on an improvised archery yard near the wall was Bogai the bow guy, teaching how to shoot arrows. Bogai's real name was Bartuk, but Laura had kept forgetting it, so she changed it. She had even decreed that anyone who called Bogai by his real name would end up in her belly. Ever since doing that, however, she had had no trouble remembering Bogai's real name any more.


Some more of the men already wore Conchobair surcoats, yellow on black. They dyed them straight from the Fenwasian ones which were black on yellow. If those two houses ever came to clash, it would be a terribly confusing battle, Laura thought. The yellow was not quite right as well, but it was the best they had.


Branwyn was no where to be seen but Reo inspected the training and intervened in it from time to time as he had the day before. It was to him that she presented Elia Talvinyr and her husband Garvin. Reo said he had no need of songs but when Garvin suddenly started a stormy sonata about the Swordking's glory he seemed to suddenly change his mind. Elia was dragged off to the dungeons, her head hanging low.


With a look into the sky, Laura decided to get dressed before going back and attacking Feyrenwall. Clouds had arrived and a light breeze was blowing, alas, that wasn't the only thing darkening her mind.


“Where is Branwyn?” She snarled at Reo when she was dressed.


The king-to-be, who as of yet wasn't even a knight, looked up at her with discomfort.


“Eh, she took up residence in Devona Fenwasian's former chambers. She's not, uh...”


“She's not being a queen.” Laura finished bluntly. “I like what you are doing, applying yourself, assuming leadership. She better get going with that or I'll fucking do her the way I did Mathariel Swordsong and make me some other queen.”


He clenched his teeth and raised his arms in defence: “Uh, let's not curse the day ere Praios disk is set, eh? I will speak to her. She'll be queenlier than ever, you will see!”


“She better be.” Laura ended the conversation before she went.


Garvin was sitting near the kitchens at a table some men had brought out for him, picking gingerly at a platter of salt mutton. He didn't look too happy either, although he ought to have rejoiced, seeing as he was still alive.


Laura marched quickly, stopping only briefly to see if anything notable had changed in Ortis, the recently abandoned village or town over which her castle stood. It would be good if she had people to settle in here, she thought. It had walls as well, and towers and everything she needed to imprison people. Ortis' walls weren't too tall, though, which might present a difficulty. She'd have to find some other way to bind people here since the village wasn't as remote as Lauraville had been.


There was a small river, or rather a canal, leading straight through the village and into the larger river, presumably convenient for transporting stone from the nearby quarry. Ortis had walls, aye, but they wouldn't do her any good so long as there were things in there that could be used to build rafts.


During the way onward, she thought about Feyrenwall, the castle she meant to attack. All she knew, she had gotten from her people. It belonged to Ilaen Albenblood who's father had been executed by the Fenwaisans for some black magic shenanigans. When Laura asked if he might be inclined to join her on that account her informers had shrugged, stating only that there was no bad blood between the two houses and that Ilaen reputedly despised his father for what he had done.


Their sigil was still the same the old Albenblood had assumed during his time of mischief, however; three bare-branched, red trees over a river of blood atop a black field. Laura's people had spoken of that sigil with mad terror on their faces, which ought to have meant something, since they were speaking to her.


Not a single soul was in evidence anywhere, before she arrived at the castle. On the way, she found a village that belonged to Udlaidrim, but it was empty and deserted as well, bar a few rats that scattered away from her feet as grey and brown dots when she trampled through.


Somehow, she felt like something big should happen, a battle or something like that. She looked closely at river and road, thinking if maybe scouts would come look for her. But there was no one.


South of Feyrenwall, things would get a little bit tricky. There was Aran, a small town as large as or larger than Ortis, and the city of Honingen behind it, not very far at all. And there were villages and villages and villages. If Laura had thought Thorwal's coastline populous, then Albernia was a veritable beehive, alas so far without so many bees.


They had all fled from her, which should be fine since she was faster than them. Her decision to settle into Iaun Cyll of course had complicated things. She had wasted a whole day by now, but still thought it was the right move.


She was she, and she needed a base from which to operate. Rushing through, squashing everything and moving on would not be an option here, most of all because Janna wasn't with her.


The fleeing tinies probably wouldn't run too far anyway, likely hiding in Honingen where a woman called Franka Salva Galahan would certainly form them all into one big army that Laura would have to fight soon. That was what everyone at her castle believed and it made a little knot in Laura's belly when she thought about it too much.


Feyrenwall castle, when she saw it, turned out much smaller than Iaun Cyll, but also somehow much more castle-like. Iaun Cyll with its huge walls and everything looked at though it had been built by Germans, near perfectly rectangular, not matter whether the ground allowed it and favoured it or not. The inside was well structured and orderly, barracks with stables and assembly yards, two smithies, several granaries, kitchens and then the lordly part with the garden, the bathhouse and all that.


In contrast, Feyrenwall was perched atop a much higher, steeper rock over the river, and built according to the ground beneath it. Its walls weren't as high, but it had two rings, or rather one main part and then a half circle of wall toward where a serpentine track led up to the gates from the south. The bergfried was easily identifiable, the biggest and largest tower, the farthest from the gates, overlooking the river.


The river had been the real reason the castle had been built, she knew, as protection against raiders, probably Thorwalsh. The great hall was great and simply made into a part of the outer wall to the north.


The Albenblood banner was flying from the towers, she saw. Otherwise, there did not seem to be all that much to the place. It was just lots of space with walls around it, save for a few buildings with thatched roofs she could barely see over the walls.


She would have to climb this one, unless a better opportunity presented itself.


Before she could, though, horns were blown and she heard the whinnying of horses echoing from inside. Steel flashed on the towers and walls and she saw bowmen making ready to greet her.


The tall round tower at the north-west end of the fortress was closest to her and it was from there that she heard the first speech. With the rock on which it stood it was so tall that she could barely see the man yelling, though.


“Have no fear, men! This is but a peasant wench fallen into an alchemist's tub!”


A single quavery shout from the wall below his tower answered him: “But why's her legs so blue, milord, and her feet, I see red there!”


“That's her garb, you fool!” The first voice hollered back. “Aye, alchemists' tricks do that!”


That seemed to settle the issue. Laura could see him now, looking down at her from the tower between two merlons. He wore no helmet and had a face that reminded her somewhat of Reo's, although this one looked at least five years younger which would have placed him at around thirty two.


Maybe that was why Branwyn was so withdrawn, Laura thought in the back of her mind. Marrying a sixteen or seventeen year old girl to a thirty seven year old man was obviously somewhat icky for the former, medieval nobility or no. She had seemed so enthusiastic, though, at first. Maybe it was Laura's change of pace that had put her off.


“That's close enough now!” The man who presumably was Ilaen Albenblood shouted at her when Laura had marched closer, looking for what the castle would do. “I presume you are scared and afraid that this happened to you! But do not fear! We shall do everything within our power to help you get small again!”


People who were terrified would perhaps actually start to believe the lies they told themselves, Laura reasoned, like a form of Stockholm syndrome. It wasn't the first time people denied the obvious, or the stories they must have heard, when finally confronted with her.


Other than climbing the rock under arrow fire and starting to butcher everyone, she had no better plan than to play along and see what would happen.


“Milord!” She stopped, making herself sound terrified. “I'm so scared!”


“See?!” He called at his men. “Just a frightened child!”


He sounded sportsmanlike, not arrogant, Laura noted. Perhaps he genuinely believed he could help her.


“There is no need to be afraid!” He called to her. “Just stay where you are!”


Laura found that a rather boring suggestion so she took another step: “But my...uh, milord! I...I'm so afraid! Why am I so big, milord? Can I come into the castle, please?”


She was playing the act so fervently that she actually shed a tear, although it might have been from inner laughter.


“No!” He replied sharply. “There are many men...inside this castle and you might...step on them!”


He took a short while before he continued: “Tell me, child, did you step on innocent folk at Winhall?”


So he had heard and remembered that story at least, Laura thought. He ought to have been thinking about what he heard of Thorwal, though, if he had.


“I was so afraid!” She said between ragged breaths. “Please, milord, I...I need your help!”


“Yes, uh, well...” He turned and called, going to the other side of the tower from where she could only hear the echo of his voice. “Aeneas! Ride out with your lancers and contain this girl! Bring her to my gates!”


Laura stood and awaited them patiently while they made their decent on the serpentine track and then up the road to meet her. They were twenty five men, mounted on swift horses, largely unarmoured and making for quite an absurd bunch. Side arms, if they had any, were not uniform, and neither was their clothing except for their coat of arms which was dark grey and displayed two crossed axes over an absurdly misshapen oak tree.


A knight rode at their helm who must have been two meters tall. He was the only one bearing a shield too, but in his right hand was the same weapon as each and every one of them bore; a ridiculously long, steel-tipped lance.


Aran was a village of woodcutters and someone had spoken to her about a force of more or less professional soldiers there. They were more like a mounted militia, if she remembered correctly, but well reputed for their reckless valour.


The knight stopped his horse and looked up at her. His half-helm was bouncing from his saddle and so Laura could see his fierce yellow beard and chin-long straw-blond hair that was streaked with dark here and there.


“Always with the bloody magics!” He cursed grumblingly. “I hate magics!”


Laura almost laughed and blew her cover. The knight was simple. That was evident enough. But she also sensed a ferocious calm about him, that she immediately liked. Men like him, if she placed him right indeed, were the hardest to convert to any cause, but the most loyal and reliable once on board. If he as truly thus remained to be seen, of course.


“Circle her, boys!” He commanded with obvious displeasure at the task. “She's just as afraid of you as you of her!”


He looked up at her face with his blue-grey eyes. Laura judged him close to forty, older than the lord.


“Don't step anywhere there's horseflesh in the way now!” He grumbled up. “And go slow!”


His men had circled her as best they could and lowered their lances. Had they had momentum, Laura might well have been afraid of them. From her perspective the lances were almost six centimetres long, maybe even longer. That was less than the length of Horaisan pikes, to be sure, but way longer than the average spear she had been confronted with. And these men sat on horses and seemed entirely unafraid of her too.


She marched with absurd little penguin steps while their horses trotted with her. At the serpentine path up the rock they fell in for and aft of her. The going wasn't easy for Laura, since the path on which she had to walk sometimes cracked and broke beneath her weight. That narrowed the way for the retinue behind her and scared the already most uneasy horses nearly to breaking.


By enlarge, though, it was not too hard, and soon she found herself confronted with the first of Feyrenwall's two gates and it's little lord atop it, right in between two, large square towers belonging to the gatehouse. His eyes were a grey-green and his hair short and wild, chestnut-brown. He had a beard too but it was scruffy and of nondescript colour.


“Thank...thank you, milord.” Laura told the leader of the Aran Lancers. “I, um, I never learned your name.”


“His name is Sir Aeneas Albenblood-Iarlaith!” Said Lord Ilaen Albenblood. “And you do well to thank him! I must say, you are even larger from up close!”


Before the wall was a deep, rocky crevasse over which a heavy oaken drawbridge could be lowered, allowing access to the castle. The bridge must have been let down before, for the Aran Lancers to ride out, but it had been drawn up again afterwards. If Laura started trampling people now, the lancers would have nowhere to go. She didn't want that, though. She admired the lancers for their fearlessness and Sir Aeneas had given her no cause for grievance. It showed just how much they underestimated her. Nevertheless, hundreds of crossbows were pointed at Laura and the walls were crawling with fighters.


One bad move and she'd get feathered. That would be painful, she had no doubt, but would not otherwise do her any harm. If it came to it she might even chalk it up as a session of acupuncture, not that she believed such treatment was actually medically viable.


Sir Aeneas gave a hollow laugh: “Believe it or no, milord, she's even larger from down here!”


'Milord', Laura did not fail to note, not 'my lord'. Aeneas was growing more likeable by the minute.


It was quite absurd. She played the little girl, yet stood straight and upright, towering over all and everything like a force of nature.


“Can you help me, milord?” Laura addressed Ilaen Albenblood atop the gate.


The man showed his teeth in a painful grimace. Now that she was up here, he had no bloody idea how to undo anything about her size. He wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed, that much was obvious, although he did seem equally motivated and friendly. His furrowed brow probably meant that he was oft thinking, or at least trying to as best he could.


“Uh, perhaps, er...” His hand was on his stubbles, scratching them. “Hmpf, bring me Eradh, the healer! Might be, he knows how to undo this!”


“Eradh Talvinyr?” Laura asked innocently.


The lord blinked for a moment: “You know him?”


“Ah, she did come by Udlaidrim way, did she not?!” Sir Aeneas grumbled from even further down below. “Is it still standing, I wonder?”


“Uh, yes!” Laura replied hastily. “I spoke to Elia Talvinyr and her husband Garvin. She's so gallant, is she not, and her husband sings so sweetly!”


The leader of the lancers gave a snorting laugh and Ilaen atop the gatehouse frowned again.


“There are more Talvinyrs here, aren't there?” Laura went on. “The, uh, chancellor, they said?”


“Aye!” Ilaen confirmed. “Eris Talvinyr! Her husband fell during the Red Curse, but she does me good service! Her son was taken by druids but he turned out druid as well! He supplies Eris' nephew Eradh with healing herbs and such from the woods! Can't say I hold any grudges against House Talvinyr!”


That was way more information than Laura had asked for and she wasn't really interested in hearing it. What the lord said next turned out interesting, however.


“We got Elia's children here as well, and her mother-in-law, the mother of that singer she married!”


Garvin had not mentioned it which could only mean that he didn't know his mother and children had ended up here. Laura wouldn't harm them, of course, but it got her another idea.


“Whom do you serve, milord?” She asked timidly as if to bate time until the godly man arrived.


“Bragon Fenwasian is my liege!” Ilaen Albenblood replied. “The lord of Iaun Cyll and count of Winhall!”


'Perfect.'


Sir Aeneas was growing suspicious for some reason: “Aye, but what happened at Winhall, anyway? They said they were trampling it! They said there were two of them as well, but I see only one?”


Laura decided that it was time to drop her act. She had everything she needed to take Feyrenwall without a fight. She crouched slowly, so that she was closer to them, and they within her reach, while not raising any alarms just yet.


A moment later, Lord Ilaen Albenblood was dangling upside down from her fingers, sword in hand, slashing uselessly at the air. He screamed and shouted and perhaps as many as two hundred crossbows jerked up at her.


“Ah, ah, ah.” Laura grinned. “You don't want to do that now. You might hit your little lord. Anyway, one of you fools loose at me and your lord becomes my supper.”


She opened her mouth and lifted him just to show how easily he would fit inside while on the ground below, she felt a faintest prick. When she looked, she saw a young lad on a horse, trying to ram his lance into the soft fabric above the rubber rim of her Chucks. Their eyes locked for an instant before she jerked her foot and squashed horse and rider to pulp.


“What are you doing?!” Sir Aeneas shouted in alarm. “Let his Lordship down, girl!”


“Why?” Laura asked, still grinning. “I'm his liege. I hold Iaun Cyll and if anyone says I don't hold Winhall as well they can come and take it up with me. The county isn't worth so much any more, I fear, since my friend and I flattened the city. I even tore down the Hall of the Swordking. It's all gone.”


The moment of eerie realization was epic.


“Now,” Laura turned her attention back towards the walls, “if you love your lord, lower those crossbows. Tell me, does Lord Ilaen have a wife? Does he have children?”


Some fool atop the wall nodded and that was that.


“If so, bring them here.” She went on. “I will slowly bend his lordship's back until they are here before me. Better hurry.”


She shook Ilaen until he lost hold of his sword. Then she grasped his torso and shoulders with her left hand, his hips and pelvis with her right and gave him a little forced yoga session.


“Aaaaah!” He started screaming much to early, when she was only beginning to bend him backwards, just meaning to threaten, not to hurt.


The Aran Lancers on the ground were the only ones with something of an escape but they only stared up at her in stupid disbelief.


“Let him down!” A thirty year old damsel in a red-white gown demanded through her tears, soon after.


She was dissolving with terror while also trying to console her bawling children, a boy of six and a daughter of only three years old. Laura would not hurt them. She did not want to hurt anybody in this, only capture the castle of Feyrenwall in an effective, sustainable fashion. The damsel had brown hair, much darker than Ilaen's and was a tiny woman by any standard.


In the meantime, Eradh Talvinyr, the Peraine acolyte had also arrived, but it was much too late for his services.


“What's your name?” Laura asked the woman calmly.


“I am Moraine of Draustone!” The tiny damsel shouted back through tears, snot and the cries of her offspring. “Let my husband go, please!”


Laura just wanted to double check her name against any she already knew. She couldn't place hers, but that was fine all the same.


“I'll trade you.” She offered. “You and your kids get onto my hand, and I let little Ilaen go.”


“Don't do it!” The lord of Feyrenwall interrupted his screaming to shout. “Hide! Hide, Moraine, get the children, aaargh!”


Laura bent him some more before he could thwart her plans. So far, everything was falling into place quite nicely.


“Actually,” She let go of Ilaen with her left hand and simply took Moraine and her children gingerly from the wall, “I have you all now. Tough luck.”


The men atop the walls were gnashing their teeth and exchanging most nervous glances with each other, though none of them moved to flee. Moraine found herself on Laura's palm and broke down sobbing, clutching onto her children who just as terrified as she was. It was an ugly scene, but necessary.


“I can eat you all now, if I want.” Laura gave the family a breeze from her nostrils. “But I don't want that.”


True to her word, she set Ilaen down back on the gatehouse from where she had taken him.


“Let them go!” Now he shouted, disarmed and desperate.


“I won't.” Laura replied matter-of-factly. “They are my hostages to keep you loyal. I'll take them with me to my castle. I'm gathering all sorts of nobles there. I will not put children in my dungeon or rob them of their mother, so all three of them shall have comfortable apartments, enough food and also my protection. What I ask in return is simple. You are now my bannerman. That's it.”


He looked aghast, reaching for his sword and finding his scabbard empty.


“What if I refuse?!” He asked stupidly, as if it wasn't clear as sunrise what would happen then, although Laura had very strong grudges against it.


She made her lips purse and looked at Ilaen's wife and children in her hand: “Well, I'd hate to, but...I am a monster, after all.”


Ilaen Albenblood lowered his head then and gave the command to have his men lower their weapons.


“Do you yield the castle to me?” Laura inquired, giving him a glimpse of his tiny family in her hand.


“I do!” He proclaimed, and looked as though someone had just upended a pale of water over his head.


On the ground, Aeneas Albenblood-Iarlaith spat: “Riders, retreat! Kick your horses, boys!”


It didn't come wholly unexpected and Laura had only to make one step to block the only escape route they had, which was back the serpentine way down the rock. She was in their way already, before they had even turned their horses' heads.


Sir Aeneas spat again and looked toward the edge of the steep crest, seemingly considering whether he should try running his horse down that way.


“Will you yield too or can your fucking horses fly, Sir?” Laura asked innocently from above.


“Pah!” He cursed and flung down his lance in disgust. “Bloody magics!”


Laura dreaded what had to happen now, but she had to do it all the same. Feyrenwall needed sorting out. She ordered the drawbridge lowered and ushered the Aran lancers inside. The bridge hung upon two heavy chains that she then ripped straight out of the wall with her free hand. Subsequently, she tore the entire bridge out, a small wooden board to her, and placed it aside for later use. It was quite convenient and the drop below was deep and rocky enough to prevent any tiny people from escaping.


There were hundreds of them, considerably more than at her own castle. She ordered everyone to clear the outer ring which was really only more serpentine path and a few unimportant buildings. It was a defensive measure and, like the drawbridge, quite impressive. Any attackers who might have somehow gotten over the drawbridge would find themselves in the crossfire here, with arrows and crossbow bolts harassing them from two sides at once.


Laura really liked this castle, its style and defensive effectiveness she could see. Regrettably, it was a little too small for her purposes. She could sit in the main yard but if she laid down in it her feet would kick straight through the thick, grey walls.


“How many men do you have?” She asked Lord Ilaen while he mounted his horse at the bottom of the gatehouse.


He looked up uncertainly: “Uh, hundreds! Five or six hundred, I should say.”


Next to his white horse was a tiny brown mule. On it sat, sideways, a tall stalk of a woman with short grey hair, wearing a black woollen gown. Upon feeling called upon she got off and stood, straight as an arrow.


“Five hundred and sixty eight souls, my lord.” She advised him stiffly. “Your household guard counts twenty. Amongst the levies we gave out two hundred crossbows, forty nine bows, one hundred and eighty seven spears, seventy four axes, forty seven other weapons and two hundred shields.”


“Uh, the woman knows numbers better than I do.” Ilaen gave her a curt nod. “As I said. She does me good service.”


“You are Eris Talvinyr,” Laura nodded at the woman as well, “the chancellor.”


The spoken to looked awkward, unsure how to handle the praise in Laura's voice.


“How much gold is there in the castle's, mh, treasury at the moment?” Laura continued without bothering to help her out.


“There are at present one hundred and ten golden ducats, two hundred and fourty nine thalers silver, and some nine hundred copper hellers in Niamor's coffers. The fiefdom is, however, in debt with his Countship Bragon Fenwasian to the extent of five hundred golden ducats at this time.”


The way she said it made it clear that she did not appreciate this state of affairs at all.


“There was talk of ogres and I had to buy heavy crossbows.” Lord Ilaen defended himself grimly. “The bowyers wouldn't give them to me just for asking.”


Laura considered for a moment: “What's Niamor?”


They looked surprised and it was Eris Talvinyr who answered: “This fief.”


Laura felt her face redden. She had captured the place before even knowing what it was called. The castle was called Feyrenwall but the fief was Niamor, meaning the lands all around. There were simply too many names to keep up with at this point. She would have to make a point of learning by heart again the counties that comprised the Kingdom of Albernia, and the fiefs, cities and castles that made up the counties in turn.


“Well, if it is any solace to you, as your new liege lord I am forgiving your debt in its entirety.” She said bluntly.


Gold was useful for the war effort, she had no doubt, but right now the loyalty of Feyrenwall was more near and dear to her than some dubious sell sword band she might hire in the future, if it would ever come to that. Curiously, she had not encountered very many mercenaries thus far, or else she and Janna had turned them to minced meat without even knowing whom they were squashing.


“My debt is to Count Bragon!” Ilaen insisted. “I will not stunt him on this account!”


Eris Talvinyr gave him a weary look and pressed her lips together.


“That would be treason.” Laura informed him with a smile, giving her hand a slight shake to make Moraine of Draustone shriek.


Unfortunately, that sent the children to bawling again, so Laura regretted it immediately.


When everyone was within the yard she closed the heavy, iron-studded gates with her fingers and followed inside. It was crowded and everyone was gnashing their teeth over what might happen to them. Laura wasn't in the mood for slaughter, however.


“I don't want to harm any of you.” She said. “I just want you to do what you do for me from now on. In turn, I will protect you. From Nordmarken, King Finnian, Gareth, whoever might wish you ill, I shall stand in their way.”


With Lord Ilaen disarmed on account of Laura's hostages the duty of sticking up for the status quo fell to Sir Aeneas Albenblood-Larlaith, the knight from Aran and commander of the Aran Lancers. He did not look like a talker but proved surprisingly apt at the task all the same.


“King Finnian has been a strong and just ruler, despite his age!” He growled from atop his mount. “It was by his hand that Havena, our capital, has come over to us once more. He made us whole again! Any man who raises arms against him forswears himself, as Jast Irian Crumold did before him!”


There was way more nodding all around than Laura could welcome. These foolish notions of honour and loyalty might yet get them all killed, if they gave her no other choice. She had already thought of things to say in order to convince them, or at least sway them a little, but now that she was looking at nearly six hundred tiny faces she could hardly remember a single thing.


She sighed and went with the obvious idea first, having to say something, or else they would take her for a ninety-metre-tall idiot all over again.


“I bet he's the perfect ruler. A true saint.” She said, trying to sound unstrained. “I bet he'll rule even better as a flattened corpse stuck to the bottom of my foot?”


“Jast Irian Crumold thought the same!” The knight countered with his deep, rumbling voice. “He had the king in his clutches, yet, where is he now?! Only a scar upon our good king's arm remains of him!”


'That and the fact that all of you fuckers knows his bloody name.'


Laura hadn't paid attention to the name the first time. She thought to recall that the Crumolds ruled Bredenhag, one of the Albernian counties. Yet, who Jast Irian was, she had no idea, although she might have heard that name before at some point. It was all quite a hassle to keep up with, the names especially.


'This is going nowhere.' She thought and resolved to try something else.


“Who is your liege lord. Sir?” She asked, tiredly, thinking that she had not had anything for lunch today and supper still seemed several hours away at this momentum.


Aeneas' eyes narrowed, all but vanishing beneath his coarse, bushy brows: “The Lady Franka Salva Galahan of Honingen!”


“And do you like her?”


He snorted: “Ha! Show me the man who likes her and I will teach my horse to sing more prettily than that girl husband of Elia Talvinyr!”


Where before he had every man present behind him on account of grim conservatism, he now had them with laughter. Laura saw men who had frowned and ground their teeth a moment ago light up in a faint smile.


“She's cunning, though!” He went on amiably. “Hard, aye, and her heart's a block of ice, but a more cunning countess never lived!”


Laura was going to offer to squash her flat, as she had to anyway, but now that road seemed closed as well.


“And what do you make of Count Bragon?” She tried, poking. “What of his Thistle Knights?”


There was a palpable difference between his eyes narrowing and his whole face going dark, as it did at the mention of the knights. Laura knew she had struck a chord even before he replied. Sir Aeneas chewed his tongue, making his fierce beard move around like a mouse hiding in a bushel of straw.


“Not much!” He finally resolved, but everyone present could see that even that was an enormous euphemism.


Laura decided just to look at him for a time and wait if something good would come of it.


“They are solemn, arrogant cunts!” He finally could not hide his contempt any longer, that much of an honest soul was he. “I cannot fault Fenwasian, for I do not know him. But his Thistle Knights...”


His chest heaved. That was even more than Laura had been hoping for.


“They are a scourge upon those they are meant to protect!” He finally growled, earning more oblivious nodding all around. “That pointy-eared scum, Mathariel Swordsong. He is always so quiet and peaceful, singing so sweetly. But when tenants are short on their tax, he rapes their daughters and maims their sons, whether they be armed or no! And that brute, Rondragoras of Wolfstone! Who does Bragon think he is, to keep a Nordmarkener wolf about and let him tear his sheep?!”


A man of the people was popular but had many disadvantages. The most obvious were on display here. His ideals were too easy to see through, too easy to manipulate and bend around an entirely new purpose.


“Well, Mathariel Swordsong will not pester anyone any longer.” She smiled down on everyone at once.


“How so?! Did you kill him?”


Sir Aeneas voice suggested he would find that good.


“Of course she did!” Ilaen Albenblood raised his voice, frowning. “She must have come by Iaun Cyll, no?”


“So I did.” Laura confirmed. “But I didn't butcher the garrison as well I could have. I took the knights and nobles captive and brought everyone else into the service of Reo Conchobair and Branwyn ni Bennain.”


“Conchobair and Branwyn?!” Ilaen's jaw dropped stupidly.


But Sir Aeneas was not satisfied enough to change the subject so soon: “And you killed that wretch, Swordsong, did you say?!”


Laura played with an amused smile on her lips, crouching over them: “Well. Let's just say he got a little more than he bargained for with the last girl he went inside of. I'd tell you the details, but there are little ones present, aren't there.”


She nodded at what had to be Garvin's children, next to his old mother in the yard, and Ilaen's children on her hand besides.


A great smile slowly twisted Sir Aeneas' beard out of shape.


“Oh, and that wolf of Nordmarken is done tearing sheep,” she added lightly, “seeing as he met a bigger beast and got himself ate.”


Aeneas started laughing so hard that spittle flew out of his mouth while Lord Ilaen frowned even more deeply than before.


“I can tell you that I hate Nordmarkeners, just hearing about them.” Laura went on with re-found confidence. “If they come 'round to pay me a visit, then I think I'll make me a nice carpet out of them to wipe my feet on. I can protect you from them. I am probably the only one who can.”


Sir Aeneas laughter died and he looked up at her, eyes sparkling and glinting through the bush of his brows: “And who will protect us from you?”


Laura bit her lip. It was a question with an edge and he had her on that count, sort of. On the other hand could she very much say anything. This was a done thing, in truth. Feyrenwall was hers. She had Ilaen's wife and children in the palm of her hand. What she was bargaining for, what she was trying to accomplish in the discussion, was to make these Albernian's feel good about submitting to her.


“Horas.” She finally said, somewhat truthfully. “I serve them. Any egregious atrocities, it will be them I have to answer to.”


If they had heard about Thorwal, they did not care to ask about it any further. Instead, the conversation seemed done, although the interim result was still uncertain. Laura could press it, of course. All it would take was a question, but it was an uncomfortable one, one that would certainly give rise to strong feelings.


“We will march back to Iaun Cyll today.” She said firmly. “You will join my army there and be trained until further notice. Anyone who tries to make off or slow us by lagging behind will...”


Something caught her eye and she stopped. There was a man, his face pale as milk, pushing his way through the thick of the men while carrying a crossbow with a crank on top of it. What was off, beside the fact that he was obviously going somewhere, was that his crossbow was cocked and loaded as she could tell by its string.


“Will you permit me to leave a garrison here, at least?” Ilaen asked from atop his horse. “It wouldn't do for my castle to be occupied by brigands while I am gone!”


“What?” Laura looked down. “Oh, yes, my lord.”


She checked back to find the man again but it was like a medieval game of Where Is Waldo in this press of black, red and peasant clothing. The look on his pale face had told her that he was up to no good. On the other hand did crossbows fail to frighten her any more. If some mad peasant or soldier or peasant soldier wanted to loose a quarrel at her then that would give her a nice opportunity to show the rest of them what she did to people who displeased her.


“Reodred!” Ilaen called and a tall, leathery man past sixty stepped from the press. “This is my castellan, Reodred Ardwain. He will remain here with a handful of good men to defend the place.”


“Aye, milord!” The castellan answered in a voice that was a leathery as himself.


Something behind him shifted and Laura saw the crossbowman with the pale face once more. The men had formed somewhat of a half circle around her, so as not to end up beneath her by accident. The man came out between two spearmen, pushing out into the open.


'I'll take your quarrel and your little life, you fool,' Laura thought and smiled.


But the man never raised his crossbow at her, as she had hoped.


“Long live King Finnian!” He screeched, and loosed his deadly projectile at Lord Ilaen instead.


“Long may he reign!” Someone from behind seemed to shout in reflex while a soldier more in front yelled: “Traitor!”


There were many gasps, shocked cries and mouths falling agape. With Reodred Ardwain, the castellan, it was the eyes, widening, before the old, leathery man grabbed the sword in his scabbard and drew a cut at the assassin's neck all in one motion.


“Noooo!” Moraine of Draustone screamed, still even before the traitor's severed head hit the ground.


Ilaen Albenblood held his side, then slumped in the saddle and finally fell off his horse. A bubble of men was surrounding him all at once, screaming for the healer. Eradh Talvinyr rushed to the scene while on Laura's hand Moraine was screaming and crying and her children were bawling all over again.


“Calm them!” Laura could only hiss at the lady and ease the process by depositing them atop the nearest tower.


When Laura looked down she saw that Ilaen was already on his feet again, however. They stripped his surcoat, chainmail byrnie and padded jacket over his head according to Eradh's instructions. The thirty-something acolyte of Peraine was calling for his potions, poultices and herbs, as well as clean linen, boiling wine and vinegar.


Blood ran from the gash in Lord Ilaen's ribcage, but the quarrel was already out of him and the wound did not appear to be all that bad after all.


“I will need to clean it, my lord, and make you a bandage.” Eradh explained. “The wound is not too deep, never fear. Are you in pain my lord?”


“I've had worse.” Came the grunted reply.


Laura picked up the beheaded corpse of the traitor and tore it in half, the man's entrails spilling out like pink and purple worms. Then she flicked each half away over the wall in disgust.


“Well protected.” Sir Aeneas grumbled dryly.


He was sitting in his saddle so he could see over the crowd that nursed Lord Ilaen.


Laura felt the need to say something: “I'm sorry, my lord. I thought he was going to shoot at me.”


“Ah, it's nothing!” Ilaen grunted back. “I suppose the fault is with all my men, seeing as he must have loaded his crossbow beforehand.”


The soldiers shrunk back at his words and exchanged glances while others looked at their own feet in shame. Laura sat to rest her legs from crouching.


“Do you suggest a punishment, my lord?” She asked while Eradh poured vinegar over the fresh wound.


“Ahhh!” The lordling wreathed. “Praois have mercy, that hurts!”


She sufficed that to say no, but studied the group of soldiers anyway, looking for those who looked particularly guilty. It was just a mind game, though. She could have crushed any one of them at leisure but that would not have done her any good that she could see.


What she could see, though, were three relatively young damsels in various dresses, huddling by the entrance to the bergfried, the keep that was the largest of the towers and the last line of defence should the castle walls fall.


“You there,” she pointed, “Come here.”


Up at her own castle, it was all quite a sausage fest. Branwyn was practically the only girl around there, next to Laura. It needed some femininity, to be sure. Besides, Laura still loved the idea of playing with noble girls. These ones weren't as pretty as Branwyn, nor quite as young, but they tempted her all the same.


The three came, stricken, making their way through the solemnly parting crowd. The oldest looked near enough to thirty, wearing a white wool gown with something like tiny red flowers emblazoned on it. She was rather plain of face, losing her chance to real beauty on account of number of tiny flaws that were too numerous to point out all by themselves. She wasn't ugly either, really, only standing no chance in comparison to a true beauty like the Princess of Albernia. Likewise, her hair was neither blond nor brown, but some odd mongrel colour in between.


The next girl, prettier but for her absurd pointy chin, looked in the middle of her twenties. Her dress was dark grey, with a sigil embroidered on her chest, a white moon on a black field partially behind a wall of poison green bricks. Her dark blond hair fell freely to her jawline which probably made her look older than she was, since she had such puffy cheeks and was otherwise very haggard, especially her long slender neck.


The last girl looked tastiest of all. She had green eyes and dark brown hair and could not have been a day older than nineteen. She was also the shortest of them and wore the finest garb, a skirt of black and a dark red bodice.


“Are you alright, my lord?” She asked toward Ilaen Albenblood who was being bandaged by Eradh Talvinyr.


“Oh!” He made, surprised as though he had all but forgotten about the three obviously noble ladies in his home.


After some repositioning himself on the ground he grimaced and waved a hand: “May I present, Ceara of Jasalin, Erin Morganyr and our sweet Talia of Albenblood-Lighthouse!”


Ceara was the girl in the white dress with the red flowers, Erin the one with moon and wall upon her chest.


“Albenblood-Lighthouse?” Laura sensed a pattern, beckoning at Sir Aeneas. “He is called Albenblood-Iarlaith. You, my lord, are called Albenblood. What's that all about?”


“Blue blood.” Sir Aeneas answered in Ilaen's stead. “Marriages, adoptions, alliances.”


“If there is a noble marriage between two houses of equal esteem, there must be made decision upon which name their individual branch shall bear.” Eris Talvinyr explained stiffly and in more detail.


Laura nodded, looking at the girls, Talia of Albenblood-Lighthouse in particular: “So your sigil is the red trees on black with the red river?”


“It is halved.” The young maid said shyly and with eyes to the ground. “We have the red trees on black for Albenblood, aye, but the silver swords on green for Lighthouse as well. When our branch was made, Albenblood brought the name and Lighthouse the lands.”


Laura imagined it in her head, thinking that it had to be some mongrel thing, ugly to behold. The girl would make a formidable toy though. She could hardly wait to start playing with her.


Sir Aeneas seemed to sense that, however: “Er, these are Lord Ilaen's honoured guests, taken under his roof with the promise of protection. Surely, you would not take hostage the honoured guests of your own bannerman?”


Laura sighed: “Far as I can tell, Lighthouse, Jasalin and, uh, Morganyr are my enemies. If Lord Ilaen would harbour enemies under his roof without handing them to me I would consider that treason.”


She should have argued employing Reo's and Branwyn's names, she remembered, but they were so small and out of reach.


“Will you then send envoys to allow their families to bend the knee and get them back, safely and unharmed?”


The last two words were daggers in Laura's ears.


“What I do or do not do is no concern of yours, little knight.” She snapped, settling the issue.


On the other hand, if she could outsource the task of securing some more noble families' loyalty then she should welcome it. She was huge but could not be everywhere at once, nor do every little thing on her own.


Talia of Albenblood-Lighthouse broke out with a whimper: “But...but we're a Nordmarkener house! We cannot bend the knee to you and keep our lands!”


Sir Aeneas twisted in his saddle and looked at her. Laura couldn't tell whether it was for pity and incredulous anger. He was a man of the people, but he could not stand up to Laura the way those wretched Thistle Knights could.


She smiled: “Your lands are in the Nordmarken, huh?”


That was all she said, but the threat was obvious for everyone, even if it remained unspoken.


The rest of the whole thing went hurried because Laura feared they would not reach her castle before nightfall if they did not march off as fast as possible. Before her sat the gruelling task of seeing slightly less than six hundred men north, all at the velocity of their pathetic, tiny feet. She had not brought her blanket, and there were too many of them to stuff into her pants.


Wayns were laden with some provisions that might come in handy, also weapons and a chest of Feyrenwall's silver and gold. Laura meant to pay her soldiers rather handsomely, another tiny reason to stay on her side.


“He must rest!” Eradh Talvinyr urged when Ilaen wanted to climb his horse again. “He'll tear the wound open again on the ride! I apologize but I must insist on this!”


'You'll be insisting in my stomach if I don't get something to eat soon!' Laura thought grimly.


She simply solved the problem by having the lordling ride in her hand, with his family. Maybe he could calm his bloody spawn, because Moraine of Draustone was clearly not able to do it. She put the other three ladies on her hand as well, to study them further and maybe letting them help in calming the little ones as well. The Talvinyrs could travel well on their own, although Laura did see to it that Garvin's children could ride in the back of a wayn.


Finally, she put the drawbridge back in its place so everyone could go leave the castle and make their way down the serpentine track and onto the road. That made her realize a whole new problem. The garrison had no way to lock up the castle.


“We can close the portcullis!” Old, leathery castellan Reodred Ardwain waved her concerns away. “And we will make repairs to the drawbridge, starting on the morrow!”


“I think I ripped the chain, though.” Laura frowned.


“Not only that!” She was promptly informed. “There are winches in the gatehouse torn off their trestles as well! Not to fear! I have made sure to have a seasoned builder and a smith in the garrison!”


Laura nodded and wished the man good fortune before she went. Reodred struck her as a soldier, hard, lean, straight forward and always obedient, no matter what was asked of him, and who was asking. Ability and obedience turned him into a tool, and whether he was good or bad then depended on how he was used. She might remember that for the future.


She wished there were more men like him. Aeneas Albenblood-Iarlaith was not that way, which she had initially liked but since having several discussions with him had come to detest quite a bit. The big, bearded knight made it all sound so easy, the right thing to do so obvious, and yet none of it was feasible in war.


It stood to wonder, whether she would still be able to convert him. She needed allies with blue blood and wits about them, to be sure. She had Lord Ilaen on account of the hostages, but he was now wounded and clearly not the sharpest tool in the box.


“Go faster!” She shouted angrily over her column of tiny, armed ants. “Stragglers will get crushed!”

Chapter 42 by squashed123
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Dari sat at a table in front of an enormous wooden tankard of black ale. Yellow-white foam spilled over the rim, leaving a fine smear as it travelled down in thick wads. The tavern's name was 'The Red and Black', but what that stood for, she could not have said. It was a mingling place for sell-swords, the inn-keep, Bronnbrecht One-Eye, making a business of mediating between contractors and contractees.


Outside rang the hammers, The Red and Black being situated in the smithy quarter of Andergast. Maybe the colours stood for a coal fire, she reasoned. Either way, the tavern was practically empty at this time because all sell-swords had been hired, slain or had fled when they still could. Mercenaries weren't renowned as much for their valour as for their greed, and a dead man could neither spend nor hoard any gold.


Sly sat across from Dari, smiling amiably. To Dari's left sat Thorsten Hafthor Olafson of Thorwal, now free, huge and quite possibly mad.


“We must get off this slave ship!” He had been heard to say often as of late, when one of his fits befell him, which was more often than not.


Normal men grew haggard in captivity, but not so he. The general consensus was that his mind had snapped like an overstrained rope. And ever since, Thorsten had been rowing, up and down, pulling and working in the ropes he had been bundled up in like a bade in swaddling clothes. It had chaffed the skin off his arms and wrists as well as part of his chest, leaving long, pink scars. But most importantly, it had turned him into even more of a hunk than he had been before.


His beard had grown quite fiercely as well, helping to make him look decades older.


He quaffed his third tankard of the day and pushed it over to Dari's right where the inn-keep stood, already waiting. Bronnbrecht's eye gave him a weary glance.


“You have a mighty thirst, Thorwaller.” He noted and looked over at Sly.


“We're good for it.” The brigand smiled and tossed the one-eyed man another copper.


Prices were back to normal in Andergast, or even lower than ever, after Varg the Impaler had flooded the market with her goods. How long this could last, only Sly could know, but he didn't share those concerns with Dari. He hadn't been very talkative at all since they had captured the city.


That was still something Dari was non too happy about. She had endured Trundle, then Varg, then convinced the ogres' human auxiliaries to be lead by her in taking over the capital. Arombolosh, leader of the Frundengar Hammerfists and even taller than Thorsten, had been the hardest nut to crack. It took some cunning mumbling from his shaman, Gillax, to convince him to let Dari lead him into battle. And what a battle that was...


They had arrived at the southern gates before dawn, a cunning plan in their heads that Dari had laid out. They'd pose as sell-swords or giant-slayers, offering their service. Once inside, she would give the command to attack. The Steppe Foxes would clear the streets and the Thuran Bortherhood the city walls while the Fjarninger barbarians would storm King's Castle with Sly's men in reserve.


But they had been expected, even scolded for coming late, and let in without a shred of cunning needed on part of any of them. While Dari had been busy crossing the Ingval in her tiny boat before being used as a bed slave by Trundle and Varg, Sly had already brokered the city's surrender.


That wasn't the official story, of course. The way the heralds had informed the city folk, it was all the valiant Lord Kraxl's doing. He had brokered the peace with the ogres. Varg, the ogre queen, had been so thoroughly outmanoeuvred and outwitted by his diplomacy that she could not other than come to Andergast with her army and provide protection, fodder and tribute to show her good will.


And the Andergastians could do naught but embrace her, for better or worse. Queen Effine's stupidity had brought them to their knees anyhow and now work was being commenced in the city once more. There was even talk of reopening trade. For this purpose, the ogres assisted with logging stoneoaks, preparing a large shipment for selling in Griffinsford to show the Garethian Empire that Andergast was back on the map.


The ogre camp was placed south of the river inside the Ingval Fort and around it, to keep the citizens relatively safe and away from ogre cruelty. Slavery was unsavoury, even in this backward place, but the ogres would not part with the custom. Sometimes screaming could be heard from across the river at night, when an ogress used or chastised one of her slaves.


Andergast itself was hard for them to manoeuvre because the houses jettied forth from their foundational stories so much in places, that they almost kissed the building on the opposite side of the street. Varg ventured into the city every now and then, which was a big event to be sure, and oft as not Weepke, her most formidable warrior and bodyguard, accompanied her.


Permanently in the city was only a giant called Firehand, a mad, bearded curiosity with much less interest in violence than metallurgy. With hands raw, red, scabbed and blistered he could be seen hammering as long as the day's light permitted and being instructed by master smiths of the guild. Much like at logging stoneoaks, combining human craftsmanship with ogre strength reputedly gave birth to possibilities unheard of.


“Well,” Bronnbrecht One-Eye sat down after handing Thorsten a fourth, overspilling tankard of ale, “If you two are looking for employment, there's good chance I can arrange something for you. My price is fair, you'll find. So?”


“We have to drink this while they are giving it to us!” Thorsten whispered to Dari, his eyes wide. “We'll need all our strength when we make our escape!”


He looked around suspiciously before starting to quaff down the ale so forcefully that she almost had to laugh.


“He's not right in the head, is he?” The innkeeper remarked with a frown of his single eye.


“They're cunning!” Thorsten whispered into his drink. “They've made their ship look like a tavern so we won't mind too much! Oh, haha, but we're too smart for them!”


He stared at the ceiling as if he could hear footsteps there while drinking the rest of his ale in silence.


“Well, there's a tool for every task, eh?” Bronnbrecht went on. “Can't say anyone like their hired blades too cunning either. How about you?”


He looked over to Sly expectantly.


“We're not for hire at the moment.” The brigand shrugged simply, reaching for his tankard.


Bronnbrecht seemed surprised. He clearly did not often hear mercenaries decline a contract so leisurely. Then his eye turned over to Dari and he started smiling.


“Oh, that's the way of it.” He grinned. “The sell-swords have found themselves a sell-sheath, eh? Haha!”


Sly snorted into his ale, white foam flying everywhere like snowflakes. Dari would have gladly spilled the innkeeper's entrails on the floor for his remark, but that would have blown her cover. No one was to know who she was, same as Sly, as much as that was possible. So, she could only smile.


“If you would leave us.” Sly inclined his head. “We have important, uh, matters to get to.”


“I'll leave you to it.” Bronnbrecht's eye eyed Dari up and down. “Holler if you need more ale.”


And with that, the innkeeper blissfully took his leave.


“That was good work on those troublemakers.” Sly told her as soon as he was out of earshot. “The people of Andergast owe a great debt to you.”


Dari took a sip of ale to hide her face. She gave a damn about Phex' codex but ratting on some of her own had not come easy to her. But the city needed reasons to like Varg and so she had provided Sly with information regarding any shadowy activity that she knew of. Lawbreakers were no longer summarily executed as they had been while the city gates had been barred. Dari was unsure, however, if the more lenient punishments weren't in truth harsher than death ever could be.


There had been a gang running a primitive protection racket, not even truly criminal because they had not been in league with the thieves at all, as they should have been had they ventured to do it right. All they did was force their service onto shopkeepers by threatening them, beating them up or messing with their stalls. After a show trial on the market square, everyone associated with their operation had been fitted for collars and given to the ogres as slaves.


Seffel Candlemaker, the nose-less alchemist who sold Rainbow Dust under the counter of his shop, had met his end under Varg. It would have been customary to hang or behead him, but when one had a thirteen-metre-tall war beast at hand Dari supposed it was all good and well to let the people see what it might do to them in cases of disobedience. While he had been held down by guardsmen, Varg had taken her sweet time with the step that ended his life, crushing him to death slowly and agonizingly as the city of Andergast was looking on.


He had been the only one being killed though. Next to him, Varg had also stepped on and crushed the hands of five thieves, two drunk tavern brawlers as well as the manhood of a certain rapist, who insisted he had paid good coin to the woman's husband and not raped her at all.


“They caught that mushroom and herb merchant when he came back into the city with fresh supplies.” Sly continued, oblivious to Dari's feelings. “He was carrying some of these.”


He tossed a cloth sack with something soft inside onto the table.


Dari gave Thorsten a weary glance: “Are those the Thorwalsh mushrooms that make men lose their mind?”


Sly grinned: “Just so. The merchant has already confessed under torture, so tomorrow he will be forced to eat a handful of these and be let loose at Weepke, who will be awaiting him with her glaive.”


“And chop him to pieces.” Dari finished, unsure how to feel. “What about Merry, the one running the Boron Wine cellar?”


Judging by the other two substance-sellers she should get an abnormally cruel punishment, for her wares were the most destructive of all.


Sly shrugged: “The city is getting four out of every five silvers she makes, now. I can't see how she makes supply happen that way, but she's well liked and far being from me to rob this place of every pleasure it has to offer.”


Dari could only chuckle at that.


“And when will it be the queen's turn?” She asked, eyeing him closely.


Effine and Kraxl had been wed in the Travia temple this very morning. Kraxl's coronation was performed in the Praios temple and likely still going on now. After, there would be a great feast that neither Dari nor Sly would attend so as to allow them to keep a low profile. Varg would be there, though, and Ulgrosh Skinner, the ogre wife to Lord Oakhard of Engasal. It was a sublimely important event in which much could be won or lost according to how it played out.


“Give it a few days.” Sly pursed his lips. “Kraxl has already made it clear that he has no intention to bed the queen ever again after consummating the marriage. He worries about standing his man even tonight, but our herbal friend had something to remedy that as well. My man has already begun to relieve the new king of his more Rahyan duties, however. Much earlier than expected.”


He drank and Dari's mouth fell open.


“What do you mean? What man? Brock?”


That would be hilarious because Effine was remarkably ugly.


“Brock? No.” Sly smiled. “The Steppe Foxes are off to the east, foraging and scouting again. There's an army being gathered at Teshkal, did you know? I'm still looking for a way to make it ours before these fools run up against Varg and get themselves killed.”


 


 


Teshkal was a small city in Andergast's far north-east, Dari knew by now. It was somewhat special as that the land there was grim steppe rather than deep stoneoak forest as almost all the rest of Andergast was. Its sigil was a black horse's head atop a green field and the local speciality was horse breeding, and not to be underestimated at that. There was a breed of small, relatively cheap horses for all manner of purposes, often called Teshkalers, but they were really bred for and in the Andergastian forest. The Teshkalers bred at Teshkal were huge, cold-blooded draft horses, not as huge as the widely renowned Tralloper Giants, but much more affordable. Capturing Teshkal meant a steady supply of war horses for Varg's human allies, if that was something she wanted.


“Don't change the subject.” Dari washed the thoughts of Teshkal and armies from her mind. “Who's your man for the queen?”


“Shhh.” Sly made and chuckled. “That is a piece of information we cannot reveal yet. Let's just say the two have found each other, and he is great at making her laugh, despite his dark humour.”


That could only mean one thing, and it was unspeakable, unthinkable even. As soon as the gates were open, Krool the Fool had transferred from the service of Lord Uriwin Oakhard, who had grown rather tired of him, to that of the royal household, which had not possessed a fool. Dari had seen the dark-skinned man perform his antics a few times and found them a questionable pleasure at best.


His songs were hard to listen to, although his biting, hateful way of singing certainly befit the times.


“You're making mock of me.” She said aghast. “Or else he's making mock of you.”


“That would sound like him.” Sly allowed. “I was able to confirm it, however. As for your other question, not all too long. If we give the queen's shingles time to meet in the middle, who knows what else will meet during that time.”


Dari was strangely looking forward to seeing Varg crush the queen. Not only was the woman hideous to look at, she was also ignorant of her people's plight and incompetent to boot.


“Let's get Léon!” Thorsten said suddenly, setting down his empty tankard of ale. “We have to get off this ship!”


“No, Hafthor!” Sly said sharply. “Hafthor, no! Sit back down! Be a good man, now!”


Captivity had turned Thorsten's muscles to steel but his wits to mushed turnips, where before he might at least have had regular turnips for brains. Léon Logue had figured it out but done nothing interesting with the knowledge that if someone called Thorsten by his middle name he most often obeyed without question. That, incidently, had been how they managed to pry the huge Thorwaller away from Léon in the first place, because Thorsten kept insisting that Léon be freed as well.


There was a children's game that worked by the same rules, whereby one had to guess the other's true name and if successful they always had to do the callers bidding when called by that true name. In Thorsten's case, obedience appeared rather involuntary, though, or else it was an extremely cunning act.


The huge man sat down hard on his arse and stared at his tankard while Sly was calling for more ale.


“You'll have to finish that quickly, or your new one will grow stale.” He nodded at Dari's drink, still almost full to the brim.


She took the tankard, hesitated and set it down.


“And why would you care about my ale?” She asked pointedly. “Are you trying to get me drunk, per chance?”


He frowned: “I was hoping so, yes. I figured you'd be slower at your knife after I tell you about the task I have for you.”


Bronnbrecht One-Eye came with three fresh wooden tankards in hand, setting them down and moving away again. Thorsten went straight back to quaffing but Sly held his tankard out for Dari to toast. That way, she had to drink and she took a big swallow in preparation for what he would say.


“You're probably asking yourself why I took you and Thorsten here.” He began uncomfortably. “Well, it's because we have two little problems.”


“Teshkal?” She asked, clueless.


It could be that and something in Gareth, perhaps. Maybe another army was gathering at Griffinsford, or something of that nature, or maybe it was the Horasians or maybe...


“If you think I'm going anywhere near Laura and Janna again then you are mistaken!” She flared when she realized where this was going to go.


Sly winced and gave her a most apologetic look, conveying somehow that she had rather little choice in the matter.


“It's not near them, per se, uh...” His big teeth chewed his lip awkwardly, making him look like some rodent. “I'm sure you can arrange for some opportunity...I would not ask that you fling yourself under their feet or anything like that.”


“Say it!” She spat. “Who needs killing?!”


Sly watched a thick wad of foam slide down the side of his tankard.


“Uh, our problems,” he finally said, “of which there are two.”


He broke off, scratched his balding head and then his stubbly chin, frowned and bared his teeth.


“You're the only one who can do this I think.”


“Do what, solve the riddles in which you speak?!”


He gave a brief smile before turning sour and apologetic all over again: “Laura and Janna are, roughly speaking, behaving according to my expectations. The problem is, uh, I cannot tell why.”


That was even more cryptic, even though the wretch was finally saying something.


“Because they're huge and terrible monsters and no one can bloody well stop them!” Dari said angrily.


“Mh, yes.” Sly shrugged and cocked his head. “Only, the Horasians can stop them, control them even. They have a powerful war wizard who holds them under his spell. All my scouts agree with this. You remember I told you the Nostrian scouts are ours now? They have first hand knowledge of this.”


“So?” Dari asked. “What of it?”


“Well, their behaviour might change at any point in time, when that evil war wizard says so.” Sly explained. “That would render Laura and Janna far more effective and dangerous, and indeed pose a threat to us.”


“How?”


“By winning the war too quickly. If Gareth is vanquished before Varg can even lift a finger to help them we will find ourselves alone. We need time, you see?”


Dari took a draft of ale, thinking inconclusively. It made sense, she supposed, in the grand scheme of things.


“So you want that war wizard dead, aye?”


“Aye.” Sly gave a distinct nod. “Trouble is, his current task has him stick to the giantesses like a tick.”


Dari closed her eyes, rubbing them in distress while remembering her life in Lauraville. One could get killed at any time. All it took was being visible to either Laura or Janna when they got it into their gigantic heads that they would like to step on someone, or sit on them, or use them between their enormous legs. If the giantesses felt hungry they ate people with as much concern as one would pay to a prune.


But if that war wizard really could control them, then the implications were so huge that it could not be allowed to stand. He had to die, for the sake of all humanity, Dari included. What stank about it was that this directly played into the plans of empowering Varg, to ultimately ally her with Gareth against Janna and Laura. Dari suffered no illusions. She knew Varg and her ogresses were as foul and cruel a bunch as Laura and Janna ever were, except not nearly as huge.


And there was something else that was distinctly off about Sly's reasoning.


“There is no magic any more.” She said, remembering Xardas gesturing frantically before his death. “I recall you saying so too.”


“Aye.” Sly nodded darkly. “And yet my scouts insist that he controls them.” He gestured with his tankard and made a face. “Something else? Something darker? Who can say.”


Dari chewed her lip: “Friendship?”


Sly's eyes widened meaningfully: “Darkest of all!”


She slumped in her chair, defeated. She would hate this, she already knew, but saw why it was necessary all the same. Sly's grand plan of using the ogres against Janna and Laura might be humanities last hope of normalcy. It dawned upon her that, once again in a very short period, it was up to her to save the world. That made her laugh hysterically in a way Sly could not understand.


“She's mad.” Thorsten said with a mouth full of ale. “These slavers have broken her mind!”


Sly looked from him to Dari, back and back again before giving a crooked grin and helping himself to another sip of ale.


“Your father is dead, Thorsten.” Dari told the huge Thorwaller lightly, as she had done several times before.


It was amusing because he always said the exact same thing.


“That is good! He will be waiting for me in Swafnir's Halls, drinking and feasting and sharing all his stories with our forefathers!”


“I can almost smell the stench.” Sly added with a laugh.


Dari had told him softly and condolingly the first time, but that had yielded the same stubborn reply. First she had thought he hadn't heard, but each time she told him Thorsten gave the exact same answer, word for word. It was like his middle name or his fits and hallucinations. He was a broken, done man. Since his father was dead and Thorwal destroyed, he had no more worth as a hostage. But with the timing of sufficient confirmation, Phex had played a cruel trick on the young Thorwaller. Now that Sly seemingly agreed to let him go, he was mad. Dari felt sorry for that, which was a thing she could not say very often.


“Janna and Laura are huge and move faster than you could possibly imagine.” She turned her mind back to the matter at hand. “Please tell me you have one of your cunning plans at hand, so I don't have to go find them.”


“Uh, aye.” Sly smiled amiably. “Joborn is where you will go. The Horasians have moved their headquarters safely behind its walls. To receive orders, the evil war wizard must go there, or close enough for you to strike him. I reckon, the giantesses are a tad too huge to be invited into any hall?”


Dari could have kissed him. Sly's plan turned the whole affair from one of the most dangerous jobs she had ever done into a simple hit on some man in robes. In the absence of magic, the best thing he would have to defend himself was his staff, she was guessing. It could hardly be any easier without demanding too little of her abilities.


“What's his name?” She asked, fired up at the prospect of an important, meaningful hit that was not suicide on her part.


Now she had to learn as much as she could about her victim.


“Furio Montane.” Sly said, satisfied. “Or Furio the Red, according to some.”


“Furio.” Dari nodded, committing the name to memory. “What if he doesn't show up?”


Sly shrugged: “If no opportunity presents itself then you must improvise. I suppose causing a little disruption among the Horasian officers could be tempting, but that might prove a risk not worth taking, in light of things. Get the wizard and get out of there alive.”


“And my reward?” She smiled, raising an eyebrow.


Sly chuckled: “Gold? Land? What do you want? You could have run a hundred times by now. Something keeps you here. Ah! A place to belong, perhaps?”


The brigand was too clever by half, she conceded to herself. Also, she could not have said what she wanted as a reward anyhow. In Gareth she had had power and more gold than she ever could have spent, but that was not what had made life worth living there.


“And what is Thorsten doing in all this?” She asked, changing the subject. “Will he break free or would you keep him as your land-locked galley slave for the rest of his days?”


“I was rather hoping to put him on a ship.” Sly frowned apologetically again. “Two little problems, remember?”


-


It was day four after Janna had arrived at Joborn. Day four and Laura was not yet back. Perhaps something had happened. The thought left her tummy in knots. But even if everything had went according to plan Laura would come back to her tomorrow at the earliest, or the day after that. Surely, crushing a whole kingdom alone took more time than doing it together.


 


Joborn was an unremarkable town of a thousand people and a fluctuating number of soldiers. The former were slowly getting used to Janna's presence, towering over their lives, and they had no choice but to engage in the everyday grind. Hardly anyone ever chose to engage in anything with her , though. The soldiers came and went, coming from or going on patrol, delivering messages or relieving one of the many outposts along the river.


Janna's wire to Horasian high command was Master Hypperio, a small, thin man with a face that looked somewhat like a weasel's. He wore white robes, always clean, and one of those lipped, brown leather caps on his shaven head. It was also he who now had chief responsibility for Furio's survival.


It would have been great to keep Yann Redhand and Master Zaum to treat Furio, as she had originally planned. But when she had almost arrived at Joborn she thought about how to tell General Scalia about the change of plans and had resolved not to say anything until she had to. So, to prevent the truth from emerging at this inconvenient time, she had crushed the grey old wizard under her foot and stuffed the young barber surgeon down her panties. He came in handy that night after she had crawled into her sleeping bag and sleep would not come. She rubbed herself to a sweet, quiet climax with his struggling form. Then she broke his neck and swallowed him to rid herself of the evidence.


The Horasians had a whole staff of surgeons and doctors, as she knew, and she had made sure that only the best of the best were tending to Furio. Hypperio's daily reports were always the same, however.


“He has not woken, sad to say.” He would stand on one of the towers of the castle and knead his hands in distress. “But he has also not died.”


That distress was the reason she stayed at Joborn, exerting pressure on them to give it their best efforts. Furio's survival was in everyone's interest, far as she could see, but she had to make sure they did not get murderous notions about excessive blood-letting, exorcisms or amputations into their heads. When they wanted to apply leeches to him, they had to come to her first. Furio's wound had become infected. He was feverish, sweating, pale and unmoving. None of those were good signs, especially not in medieval times. Had she been true to herself, Janna would have admitted that chances were slim.


“One of the doctori told me he heard him mumble in the night.” Hypperio had given to account yesterday. “Something about the gods. That is good! I am praying to Peraine every day for his recovery, and to Hesinde that she may grant me wisdom!”


Janna had asked if there was anything more they might do, but the tiny wizard only shook his head.


Joborn was relatively unremarkable as a town, but that didn't mean it was like any other town. It was situated right on the border and had changed hands many a time during the wars between Andergast and Nostria. For this reason were its defences kept in good repair and the town tightly organized. In the citizens it had instilled a certain apathy towards whom their town belonged to, but also a deep yearn for peace. Joborn had two Rahya temples. The goddess of love and wine was apparently also the one to turn to when it came to praying for peace, and just now the two temples saw a great increase in worshippers.


The lord of Joborn, Sir Ruckus, had returned a day after Janna with a column of Horasian supplies. They had been attacked on the march and lost half their wagons, as well as two thirds of Ruckus' men. Hjalmar Boyfucker and his Thorwalsh were still ravaging the countryside and targeting Scalia's supply lines in particular.


Ruckus struck Janna as a practical man trying to hold his town together, and succeeding for the most part against all odds. It didn't make the appearance that many people had fled the town at all. The farms all around were abandoned, however, and he meant to mend that with Janna's help.


“The old eagle can bugger himself!” He told her from atop his horse, a white mare with black mane and tail. “He wants me to go back out with the wagons to get more fodder for you! Meanwhile he's plundered mine own stores to feed you, but I say no! I have too few men and too few wagons besides!”


Janna had had the morning's report of Furio's condition from Hypperio and was breaking her fast on offal bags, a square sort of dumpling with meat inside, cooked in broth. They smelled slightly funny but once she didn't breathe through her nose while eating they were even enjoyable. She knew she couldn't be picky about the food. When they served her pea soup, she had eaten it. When they had served her mashed turnips, she had eaten it. When they had served her baked hams with mushrooms and carrots that one time, she had eaten it just as much as when they had served her oaten porridge with little else.


Fishermen were on the river and what caught in their nets often ended up in her belly as well. She quite enjoyed the river catch. But with every meal went Horasian pickles, and when they were dumped into the ship that served as her trencher all together the result was often a challenge to force down.


“Am I eating too much?” She asked him awkwardly, swallowing the dumplings that were presumably made of his flour and filled with his meat.


“Yes,” he replied angrily, “the very hair off my head!”


With a full head of hair Sir Ruckus would have looked comely. He had dark brown hair that grew very thick around the large, bald spot on his head along the sides of his face and culminating in a beard below his chin. He wore a white cloak with his sigil, the red stag beetle of Joborn, that was stained from travel and still spattered with old bloodstains that hadn't properly washed out.


“These fools of Horas looked as if they heard about offal bags for the first time when I broached the notion! Imagine how much good meat they must have thrown to the dogs until now!”


She had actually wondered about that.


“What's offal, my lord?” She asked innocently, pouring more dumplings and soup into her mouth from the ship.


He looked at her grimly, his deep eyes narrowing until they were as black as stag beetles themselves.


“Refuse, these fools call it! Innards, say I! Good meat!”


“Oh.”


Janna frowned, looking at the almost empty ship in her hands. They were intestines, stomachs, bladders and whatever else was usually thrown away when there was no other purpose for it. She clenched her teeth for a moment and poured the rest down her throat, trying not to think. When she ate whole animals, she necessarily ate their inner organs as well, as well as whatever was inside their bladders, their kidneys or their digestive tracks. She hadn't thought about it before and would bloody well not start fretting about it now. Besides, these innards were chopped neatly to very small pieces and well boiled. The idea of hiding the fare inside a dough pocket was practical and clever, the only thing giving it away being the smell.


“And yes, you will have to eat less if you mean to stay here!” Ruckus went on. “My small folk eat half rations, and soon quarter rations if we do not get more wagons through! Must you really eat three times a day?!”


The local habit of eating was ale in the morning along with some light food, if anything at all. There was no such thing as lunch, maybe a snack in the early afternoon, when times were good. Supper was the only real meal they had.


“Twice a day shall suffice.” She consented grudgingly. “Is the situation really so bad?”


If truth be told, she should eat a little less. The straining, perilous incursion into Thorwal had left her leaner and harder than she had probably ever been, tending to plumpness as she was. Her breasts still filled her bra and her jeans hugged her as tightly as ever, but where before there had been a bit of a belly was now something resembling a washboard. She was immensely happy about that, and slightly offended that no one around had said a word about how sexy she now was. If only Steve was here with her, she thought dreamily. Maybe he would like her now.


“The old eagle swears he has already transferred his supplies onto the river!” Ruckus replied to her question. “But I say, bugger that! When the Thorwalsh notice the wagons not coming they'll know where else to look! And who's better at fighting with ships, I ask ye?!”


The Thorwalsh, she knew. But on the river, surely there would be traps one could lay. The Horasians had outposts with artillery as well, and all they had to do if the Thorwalsh blocked the Ingval was row up in strength and clear the path. That was unless the Thorwalsh carried their ships on land to let them pass, ambushing only forces they knew they could overwhelm. It would certainly concentrate the raiders more, however, and that might make it possible for her to find them and stomp them out of existence. She'd welcome that. It had been a while since she had crushed anyone and she had felt a guilty pang in her belly when trampling Master Zaum.


“You spoke about working for my food, my lord.” She said. “I am all ears. What would you have me do?”


She noted that it was the Horasians' duty to feed her as per their agreement, at which they seemed currently failing, or would soon in any case. Maybe Scalia thought that shifting his logistics on water would solve everything. And well he might, since Jarl Olaf the Terrible was dead and his fleet destroyed.


Something useful to do would come welcome, certainly. But only if it didn't mean leaving Furio for long.


“I mean to get my peasants back into their fields!” Ruckus said. “Autumn is upon us, but there are still things to tend to and crops not yet reaped! You I need to be their gigantic guardian!”


She frowned: “I can do that, my lord, but I don't think I'll be of much use. Anyone who means to attack your small folk would see me coming from miles off, and hear me stomping through the woods? I may be huge and swift but I can't be everywhere at once.”


“That will be enough!” He replied from atop his horse. “Crush them or scare them off, makes no matter! If you encounter wild beasts then do with them as you would with any scum! If you are able to catch game then bring it back here! Firun knows, we have sore need of it!”


Firun was the god of hunting, gathering, the wild in general, ice and snow in particular. North in the local language was synonymous with his name, just as Praios, the sun god, was synonymous with south. East was Rahya, she had learned in the meantime, and West Efferd, which was complicating things since it started with an E. The Thorwalsh terms for directions had been queerly close to English and therefore required very little learning on her part: Norda, Wesda, Sydan and Ostion.


“Have you entertained the notion of sending hunters into the woods, my lord?” She asked. “Or to have your people gather acorns? Swine will grow much quicker when you feed them with acorns, my lord.”


“Mh, that they do!” He acknowledged. “But the hunting would be poaching, by law, not to forget that they would likely venture into lands that are not mine!”


“I can't imagine the other lords would mind at this time.” She told him. “And surely you can grant permission to hunt in your own lands to whomever you wish?”


“That is so! A notion not half bad!”


Janna wouldn't find any Thorwalsh in the woods. Not unless she was extremely lucky and they extremely stupid. What she might find though were tiny, little Joborners, hunting or gathering far away from anyone who might snitch when she had her fun with them. It was only fair, given that she was not obliged to work for Sir Ruckus.


“Do not break your large head over it, though!” He went on. “You just make sure no one is pestering my small folk! I doubt the wretches will come this close to the rivers anyhow, but I would not be able to forgive myself if I sent my people digging their own graves out there!”


“I understand, my lord.” She nodded. “How much of these lands belongs to you?”


It turned out not all that much, on this side of the rivers anyway. A large piece off the other side of Ingval and Ornib belonged nominally to Joborn, but as the border stood those parts were controlled by Andergast. When Ruckus broached the idea of having her secure those parts for him as well she had to decline. She could not cross the river because the queen of Andergast was holding Steve and Christina as hostages. Inland it was only ten kilometres or so that belonged to Sir Ruckus. To her, that was practically nothing.


“Then I will beseech the old eagle to give me men!” He declared. “There are broken Andergastian levies at Beilstatt I mean to hire into my service!”


“Deserters? Is that wise, my lord? Won't they run again?”


This was only the second time she exchanged words with Sir Ruckus but his rash demeanour, treating her as though she was a subject, didn't bother her in the least. In fact, she rather found it made things uncomplicated so long as she didn't insist on punishing him for it. And she had the patience of a stone and did not quite know where it came from. Probably because she had done so very little these last few days and been mostly resting. She was well balanced, if a little itchy to do anything at all.


“It is more for their sake than anything else!” He called, no longer looking at her. “For even in dark times we cannot relinquish the things that make us human! But you wouldn't know about that, would you.”


With that, he left her there, the insolent knight. Nevertheless, Janna liked him. He was straight forward, at least, and not a cynical nihilist as so many others seemed to be. He reminded her of Furio in that regard, albeit without all the baggage, the damage Janna and others had inflicted upon him.


She resolved to go north first. A stroll came in handy anyhow, after her meal. Movement was good for the bowels, the respiratory system and thereby the mind as well. It was good all over and it would burn excess calories.


Along the river, the landscape was beautiful. The soil was good as she could see by the weeds that already began to reclaim abandoned fields and acres. Some autumn flowers even still bloomed. Farmsteads lay uninhabited, some plundered. There was no livestock to eat the grass, no peasants with hoes to club the beavers who were being busy manipulating the water flow in a minuscule stream she crossed.


Once she saw a herd of deer and ran after them, but she only managed to catch three alive before having to flatten the others under her feet. Elsewise, they would have made into the forest, escaping her. She killed the living ones by twisting their heads around between her thumb and forefinger and shoved everything into her pockets.


All was void of people except for the occasional outposts. Some outposts were more in-land, others almost directly by the water, wherever there were strategically opportune positions. Old watchtowers from the wars between Nostria and Andergast were usually garrisoned, unless they were too ruinous to hold.


“Greetings, friends!” She would chirp at a group of Horasian soldiers when she came on them. “Have you seen the foe abouts?”


“Sad to say we have not!” They would shout back, or express being glad of it instead.


That was the difference between green boys straight from the barracks and those who had fought ogres before, she guessed. They never called her by name, but knew they had not to run in fear of her. The Horasians relieved and swapped their stationed garrisons frequently, when they could, and had a good network of riders established to spread news, messages and commands at a reasonably quick pace.


Janna could have physically flattened any one of the outposts had she wanted to, but then someone would notice the flattened bodies and giant footprints where before a golden eagle standard had been rammed into the ground.


Many of the dug-in positions featured artillery as well and she wasn't particularly keen to get shot at again. Other than the war machines the Horasian army was much different from any Nostrian military. The latter had spears, the former pikes, twice or even thrice as long. There were very few shields in the Horasian army, much more plate armour, and many, many more crossbows as opposed to the longbows the Nostrians preferred. Indeed, she saw not a single conventional bow with the Horasian army.


The village in the north was not abandoned, because the Horasians had taken up positions here before the events in Thorwal that led to Hjalmar Boyfucker's raid. That didn't mean they hadn't tried, though. There were three dozen fresh graves near the village.


“They came for us six days past!” The old village elder told her when she squatted over the tiny collection of houses around a shrine. “Wanted our crops, they did, and make off with our animals and women!”


“We were fixed on the river.” Reported a Captain with a red sash around his chest, copper skin and thick black curls, somewhat like that little philosophiser Janna had met at Thorwal. “We didn't see them. It was dusk and they were on us before we even knew. Most of those in the ground over there are my men.”


“How many were they? Where did they go?” Janna inquired patiently.


“Hard to say.” He replied, bitter. “At last I formed a few pikemen in line to guard my crossbows. The quarrels saw them off but they had vanished before we could reload. Went into ditches, I'd say, and hid in the tall grass before moving into the woods again. Had they been any more we all might have died, I know that for certain. Pursue them we couldn't, for we had too many wounded men. If you find them, tell them Memnon of Iolaosopolis sent you. I wish I could see their faces before you step down, the way you stepped on my brother.”


The conversation had turned very awkward, very suddenly then and Janna was glad to turn her back to the village. The place was called Pitchburrow, for the stinking, smokey pond not far away where planks were laid out to harvest the black, sticky substance that served for shipbuilding, coopering and pouring it on to enemies from atop castle walls.


The officer had to be a Cyclopean from the Cyclops Isles, she thought, like that small, philosophising thrall she had met at Thorwal. Efferdopulos, or something like that, had been his name. Memnon's brother had likely been there where she first met the Horasians and crunched many of their tiny, nameless soldiers under her feet. She wondered how many of the faces she had passed today had lost kin beneath her. Hopefully not too many.


Looking for the attackers, Janna swung land-inwards on her way back. She had only her gut to go by for determining how far she had to go. Where there were no forests she had a great view, but if there were any Thorwalsh out in the open they were clearly hiding in ditches again. She tried stomping through the woods for a while. With her boots and jeans covering her skin she had no problems walking through even the thickest of trees. They uprooted and flew or yielded and broke, and whatever ended under her sole got crushed, albeit that none of it was the foe, or even human.


Most of the leaves were gone now, but that made the job of finding something on the forest floor almost harder. The fallen leaves were brown, as were the branches and the trunks of trees. When she moved too fast it was like an optical illusion, speeding before her eyes. She found a little hovel with a caved in roof, but kicking it over with her feet revealed nothing other than an old cat that hissed, meowed and ran away from her.


She went in zigzag patterns over the land, tore open empty farm houses, barns, sheds and sties, sometimes partly burned out, sometimes only in disarray. But she never found any people. Next to one larger farmstead she sat down and took a rest, basking in the unperturbed world. To some extent it might have been called idyllic. The birds and and weeds certainly seemed to think so.


The farmstead had a long main house, usually for people on the one end and livestock on the other and a hearth in the middle. That way, the cattle did not freeze to death in winter while one only needed one fire and the warmth of the animals added to warm the people as well. It must have smelled somewhat rank in there but that was not nothing one didn't get used to after a while.


There was a small shed, laid out with straw, probably a goat shed or pigsty. A hen house stood next to it, identifiable by tiny little ramps with entries for the chickens. The last building was a low, round hut with a straw roof, just like the longhouse, and a smoke hole at its highest point. No smoke was rising out of it, unfortunately, and when Janna whiffed at it she smelled only old and cold straw, no fresh fire.


“Is someone there?” She asked nonetheless, flicking the wooden door of the daub and wattle main house open with a crash.


The door flew out of its hinges and landed clattering on the ground. She giggled. It would have been sweet if someone had been home, she thought dreamily, imagining the things she could do to the inhabitants. It was a shame there was no one she could turn into a communion wafer just now.


But that didn't mean she could not imagine.


She took a careful look into every direction to make sure that she was alone before pulling off her shirt and undoing her bra. Her breasts spilled free, huge and heavy. How many had Steve said one of them weighed? She had forgotten. Two hundred tons, three hundred tons. It had to be somewhere in there, if not more.


She tried the henhouse first, leaning forward, lifting her left teat and taking a rough aim. The building was small and would be no match at any rate. She let her breast fall and watched the building shatter, getting smashed into the ground. She thought she heard a shriek before realizing that it had only been the wood creaking.


The little round house was next and she did it slowly, leaning into it as her tit sank through the roof until everything was flat and even with the ground. There had been some sparse furniture inside, but the low chairs and tables had broken and flattened with all the rest. The longhouse required two times, or two breasts at once which what she settled for. No one had been inside, so the only vertebrates she flattened were probably some mice hiding underneath somewhere.


She sat up and sighed. When she crushed with her bosom she could watch the act more from up close than otherwise. With her hands it would be even closer if she wanted to, but that wasn't as much fun since hands were tools evolutionary designed for killing, amongst other things. It simply didn't have the same feel to do it with her hands.


The trouble was that she had no one she could crush. Reluctantly, she shoved a hand down in between her legs, finding herself all worked up about nothing. She tried for a time with her hands, but alone and without toys it just wasn't the same thing.


She stopped, dressed herself and moved on, disgruntled. The village Pitchburrow was about twenty kilometres away from Joborn, a distance she had crossed in just about as many minutes. That was at a leisurely pace, though, and with stops here and there to talk to the soldiers or to marvel at things.


Eventually she found the road on her way back that would lead her straight up to Joborn from where she would go south to the other end of Sir Ruckus' lands from where she would then double back inland to complete her first patrol.


There were no travellers on the road but she once encountered a group of Horasian riders.


Horasian cavalry rode swift, formidably bred horses and were a deal different than any knights on horseback Janna had seen. They preferred sabres over swords and wore little to no chainmail. Instead, their armour was mostly uniform and made of steel plate that was often lobstered where it required to allow the wearer to move.


“Greetings men!” She called them. “Have you see the enemy?”


“Ney!” An officer shouted back and rode on.


The whole column passed her without another word.


Back at Joborn she lingered long enough at the southern gate for Sir Ruckus to seek her out again, and again he came on the back of his white horse with the black mane.


“I've been to Pitchburrow but haven't seen any Thorwalsh, my lord.” She reported to him, that tiny squirt in front of her boots' toes. “They were attacked a few days ago. But I think the villagers there are fine.”


“Are you as thick as you look to think me such a fool?!” He shouted up to her as ever. “I knew that! Now what about south?!”


Even though she had lost weight, Janna was certainly still thick, but that hadn't been what he meant. Queerly, this time, his rough, discourteous demeanour wounded her. She didn't have any way at hand to retaliate, however.


“I am going there now, my lord.”


“Good!” He shouted. “And then north again, after that! Let these wretches know who they are dealing with! If you open those huge eyes of yours, maybe you'll find them some day!”


“Yes, milord.”


She couldn't have said what was so disarming about the man. Perhaps the fact that he had a clear, immediate plan and spoke it bluntly. Leadership was an invaluable trait invariably in short supply anywhere.


“I will send the peasants back into their fields now!” He informed her further. “Best watch your step and make sure you don't tread upon them! I will have no wanton murder in my lands!”


With that he gave her a last accusatory look, willed his horse around and galloped back into his tiny town.


There was decidedly more forest south of Joborn than north of it and the road was running on the opposite side of river where she couldn't go. Farms were much fewer except for closer to the town, which meant that she could move faster. Occasional outposts were here too, but they seemed less frequent until she noticed a few that were embedded into the tree line to her right. She came by an abandoned village on the opposite side of the river, visibly plundered and sacked.


She passed it by after seeing nothing moving in there. By the second village she saw, there was a mucky pathway on her side were only a small bridge of land lay between a lake and the Ornib. Beavers were to blame she could tell by a half swept-away damn of small logs, branches and mud. The wet ground pulled at her boots but was never strong enough to really slow her, so she moved on unperturbed.


On the land bridge, directly opposite the village was a small, forested hill, and on it a castle, much to her amazement. Ruckus had not said she would find a castle here, she thought, until she realized that this was actually a ruin. The walls would have formed a very misshaped hexagon, had not the entire north side, west side and part of the south side been gone. The bergfried, round and with a wooden roof, was intact, however, as was a smaller version of it in the outer wall as well as two two-storied houses.


 


Needless to say, the Horasians had claimed the place as their own.


“This is the Otterburg!” A tall captain with a red sash explained upon Janna's request. “That over there is Beilstatt!”


There was a ford over the river on what once might have been a stone bridge. The village was fortified, albeit that its defences were in horrible disarray. It had wooden palisades on earthen dikes before a ditch, but the palisades were mostly gone and had partly been replaced with bushes. It even had wooden gatehouses with covered wall walks and a huge wooden tower commanding the ford, albeit caved in and partially collapsed.


The whole place looked frozen in time, as if there had been a massive war in which both places had been damaged, years ago, and then just left this way with people still living here. The houses on the Andergastian side looked too rich to belong into a village, meaning there had to have been some source of money here at some point.


In the middle of the village stood a huge, old stoneoak and some stone that was like to have inscriptions on it.


“Sir Ruckus said there were broken men here.” She told the captain.


The village had been plundered, to be sure. Pots, kettles, wooden bowls, singular items of clothing, everything was strewn around, thrown out in search for food or gold.


“Yes, that is so!” The captain confirmed. “They must have seen you coming and hid inside the houses. I'm glad it was only you they were so afraid of. When my men said the deserters were going mad I thought ogres would be upon us!”


'Only me?' It echoed in her head.


The remark was deserving of a dismissive laugh and sudden case of severe bruising trauma by virtue of being stomped into the ground underneath a gigantic foot. It almost irked her more than Sir Ruckus' insolent demeanour.


Instead of crushing the unsuspecting captain she smiled, however: “How many are there in the village?”


“Forty odd.” He replied. “We've had our eye on them ever since they moved in. They are remnants of some Andergastian host, ragged and starving. They seem to fear moving, as if the very prospect of leaving that barely fortified place scares them to death. I have doubled the watches in case they mean to make over the ford.”


Sir Ruckus wanted those men, Janna knew. He meant to cross the ford with his own men and arrest the Andergastian deserters before offering them to turn their coats. It was almost too good to be true. Forty! And right there, ripe for the taking, hiding in houses that she could pick apart as though they were made of paper.


She bit her lip. It had to happen.


Trouble was that she couldn't cross the river. But Beilstatt was so close that she could almost taste the fun she'd have with these tiny Andergastians, showing them what the term broken men really ought to have meant. She thought to ask the captain to move his forces over the ford and make Ruckus' offer in his stead. He could march them over to Nostrian side then where Janna could play with them.


But that would rob her of the pleasure of rooting them out of their hiding places.


“Tell your men to shield their eyes.” She determined. “What they're about to witness will be rather unsavoury.”


Surely, to whom ever held Steve and Christina there was too much depending on keeping the threat alive as that they would kill them over some runaway soldiers. Janna could feel herself getting excited when she stepped over the ford in one big stride.


She went methodically and slowly, starting with the nearest little house, completing the destruction of the ruined tower and then the next little house. All the while she kept an eye out for smart people who sought to leave the village while there was still enough cover to do so. She'd either step on one end of a building and then move her foot up to flip off its roof, or she'd tear the structure apart with her hands, whatever her gut said.


It was either wooden boards or daub and wattle, and none of it offered any protection from her.


By the time she found the first man she was on her hands and knees. He wore a white surcoat fringed in red and a green tree on his chest, black boots, brown britches and nothing in the way of armour. He was also unarmed, which came in handy for Janna's purposes.


“What are you afraid of?” She grinned at him while he crawled backwards from the enormous cleft she had torn into the house he hid in, crawling backwards until his head banged against the leg of a table. “I'm here to save you!”


He didn't believe her, choosing to hide under the table instead.


Janna pulled off her shirt and undid her bra again, eager to see what her wrecking balls would do to the tiny man.


“Come here.” She whispered playfully, snatching after him until she had his leg.


He came screaming, being dragged over the floor until he was in position.


“Hold still for a moment.”


All he could do was to scream even louder when he saw her tit descend on him, but promptly stopped when her flesh rolled over him like a bulldozer. Her breasts were soft, natural and not stuffed with any silicone as they were, but his struggles ceased almost immediately.


Janna smiled and rested on him for a little while, looking for runners. When she got up he was flat, firmly clinging to the smooth imprint her right breast had made in the ground. That got her wetter than the quickly flowing Ornib beside her, and she went on to look for more playthings immediately.


She found them, here and there, sometimes alone and sometimes in groups, sometimes armed, sometimes not. No one had the wits to run out of the village and into the woods, or if they had she never saw them. Scrawny and male to a tee they were, but otherwise quite diverse. Tall men, short men, blond, brown, red or grey hair she killed them all.


The odd comely lad considered edible she slurped into her mouth and swallowed. A pretty boy with short, dark hair whose face reminded her distantly of Steve went into her underwear where her hand soon manipulated him to please her while she crawled on one hand and one elbow finding more victims to smash with her tits.


She sat on two-storied buildings and flattened them under her butt along with any unfortunate soul hiding inside, imagining their terror and helplessness when she did so. She also imagined Sir Ruckus' face when he would hear about what she had done.


'Even in dark times we cannot relinquish the things that make us human,' he had said.


'I had a lot of fun, killing your little men.' She told him in her mind, panting. 'But you wouldn't know about that, would you.'


-


“Why, hello there, sweetling.” The man at arms grinned wickedly, barring Dari's way with a halberd. “Do you have business in King's Castle or have you come for me?”


He had sweaty, grey hair and yellow teeth, turning the suggestion into more of an insult than it already was. The two others, leaning against the wall, chuckled, eyeing her hungrily. All three wore Andergastian surcoats, the city kind, a green acorn with two leaves on white.


“In the castle.” She spat. “Step aside.”


She shouldn't have worn her dress for this, she reflected.


“Oh!” One of the other two seemed to recall her face. “She's with the ogres! It's this one we got to thank for the outlaws and barbarians in the city!”


That was plainly untrue, but she couldn't argue against it. She had presented herself as the leader of the outlaws and barbarians to the city guard, but ditched that position quickly afterwards when Sly told her they had best kept their names from becoming renowned.


The leering guardsman frowned: “Is that so? You?! Ha, wouldn't be the first time a wench snuck on me some things I didn't wanted!”


He made no effort to step out of her path. Dari had imagined it being easier. She couldn't even claim to have business with Varg because Varg wasn't in the castle.


“They're not in the city any more.” She argued instead. “So, what do you have to complain about?”


The Thuran Brotherhood men were outlaws. By rights, they should have been hanged or crushed to death. The disdain ran very much both ways and the Fjarninger Barbarians weren't much better, causing lots of brawls, petty theft, a few rapes and an axe murder following an altercation over a roasted hen. They weren't well liked in the city.


“Ha, but no thanks to you!” The guard scowled. “That ogre queen it was sent them away!”


The streets around were mostly empty. Everyone was in the market square, watching Weepke the bodyguard chop the herbs merchant to pieces with her glaive. Besides that, Varg was scheduled to crush the hand of another pickpocket as well as punish a baker who had cheated on the size of his loaves. Queen Effine and King Kraxl attended the charade to lend it the air of justice.


Nonetheless, attacking the men who guarded the only entrance to the yard of king's castle was a bad idea. Varg would hear of it, and then she'd have another person she could punish publicly, albeit that in Dari's case she was more likely to give the offender to Trundle, or keep Dari as a pet slave for herself.


But the guards did not know that.


“Varg sent them away, because I asked her to.” Dari said, soft but threatening. “She listens to me as her trusted advisor. Now, will you let me in, or shall I go tell her that you kept me from doing her business?”


It was just too sweet to see the three faces pale.


“Er, well, you said not that you were about her business!” The guardsman grumbled. “Open the gate, er, see that you make no trouble.”


Dari saw them off with a smirk as she went. The two men at arms guarding the entrance to the keep gave her another challenge, however.


“Halt! State your business!”


“Ogre business.” She replied briskly. “I'm here to see the prisoner. The Horasian Léon Louge.”


The two guards exchanged a look and gave her a nod.


“Aye! You can pass! I shall accompany you!”


Behind the gate to the keep there was a large corridor through which Varg and other ogrish guests to yesterday's feast must have crawled in order to get in. Any furniture in the way had been wisely moved without, but no one had thought to remove the decorations on the walls. On the wall to Dari's left, between two tunnelled staircases, was a hunting tapestry that had gotten almost ripped in half. The wood carving to her right hand, between two other stair cases, had somehow gotten crushed against the wall and cracked unseemly.


In the ceiling here, Dari could see murder holes in the torch light. If the gate was breached by an attacking force, this corridor could be flooded with death from above.


“This way.” The guard beckoned her to follow, taking a stairwell to the right.


King's Castle was immensely old, but that didn't mean that it wasn't big. It was dark, though, and relatively humid, featuring no windows that she could see and only arrow slits in the outer walls to let in the daylight. Since it was made up of four huge square towers with a great hall in their centre there were not many outer walls and so most of the light had to come from torches.


At the top of the stair and following a torch-lit corridor they came to a gallery with chairs where musicians had likely been placed during yesterday's feast. Below, the remnants were still being cleared away, including crushed furniture and stains of grease and gravy on the floor where an ogress had been seated.


It would have been interesting to see, Dari thought, remembering Bergatroll and Nagash in Lord Mannelig's hall. This hall was greater, easily allowing even the largest among ogresses to stand.


“Lord Mannelig, Lord Mannelig, why won't you marry me, for the plunder that I lay before you?” A mad, scratchy voice echoed in the hall.


It was Krool the soot-skinned fool, sitting sideways in the king's seat at the high table, playing a lute and singing Mannelig's song. The old, wretched lord was dead now, leaving no heirs but the next ogress who had married and crushed him to death. It seemed the world had not seen the last of his song, however.


Had he deserved what he had gotten?


The voice faded as soon as they were over the gallery and they entered another tower and took another flight of stone steps. Léon was a high-born captive, although no one knew of what family, and so they had given him and Thorsten a room rather than the dungeons. Dari had been there the day before, with Sly, to get the mad oaf out of there.


Speaking to Léon Dari had planned anyway, to finally learn what he knew about Xardas. It was the last meaningful thing she meant to do after sending another homing pigeon to the Horasians this morning, telling the lie about the alliance between Andergast and the ogres.


“Open up!” The man at arms accompanying her told the man in black who guarded Léon's door. “This one has business with him.”


The turnkey was one of Sly's men. That was new. Yesterday, it had been another man at arms here, wearing an acorn on his chest.


“Alone.” She added quickly, thinking what to make of this change.


Sly would hear that she came here for certain, raising questions. But Dari did not want to think about that. She was out of ideas. In her mind, she braced herself for engaging with Léon, which she had learned could be quite a hassle. Normal men spoke more or less outright. When they wanted ale, they called for ale. Nobles on the other hand often liked to play games with their words, a game at which Léon Logue was a skilled player.


The room was dank, windowless, the air stale. A single beeswax candle burned on a round table at the wall, shining a dim light on opened books, a bed with the sheets neatly bundled up, a few cupboards with cobwebs and unused items as well as a moth-eaten tapestry too mouldy to determine what it depicted.


Léon stood tense as if he awaited someone, but when he saw Dari he let himself down again upon his chair as if to signal that she was no threat to him.


'Has he awaited a headsman?' She thought. 'Or perhaps some torturer?'


It was still an open question which noble house he belonged to and he was keeping his mouth well shut about the issue. Dari was curious. If it would turn out that he had only fooled them into thinking him high-born then she would have hearty laugh.


“The air in here hasn't gotten any better.” He greeted her queerly, already playing his stupid game of words. “No window, not even an arrow slit. To what do I owe the pleasure?”


They could have given him an arrow slit at least, Dari thought.


His hair was immaculate, black and shiny as silk, bound behind his head in a ponytail. He had high cheekbones, a nose that was slightly too large and eyes that were wide open and awake. His beard needed tending to, but they likely did not allow him any blades. And if he still suffered from the injuries he had sustained his movements gave no hint of it.


She looked over her shoulder to make Sly's man close the door. She had to tread lightly here. The walls echoed and even though the door was thick and made of oak it was likely that anything above a whisper could be heard outside.


After it was closed she said: “I wanted to ask your advice on something. You are a clever man and learned, are you not?”


She was really out of ideas. If truth be told, there was little Léon could do for her, prisoner that he was. Perhaps it had been foolish to come here, and broaching the subject had just become a whole lot more dangerous. But Dari was desperate, so she must try.


“Oh, I have read many books,” he tossed shut a great folio on the table before him. “A Comprehensive Compendium of the Histories Andergastiae, for instance. Thrilling tome. Andergast was founded eight hundred and sixty nine years before Bospharan's Fall. Would you care to know by whom?”


“Woodcutters?” She smiled and shrugged, disinterested and insecure.


There were three chairs, his, one opposite him and one that was missing a leg. She took the whole one as her seat to be closer to him, so as to be able to whisper.


Léon's smile was endeared: “Yes and no! They were woodcutters, aye, but that was not the most notable thing about these men. They were some crew of Rateral Sanin the First, or Admiral Sanin the Elder, as some call him. In the year of eight hundred eighty before Bospharan's Fall he was named supreme Admiral of the fleet by Emperor Belen-Horas.”


There was a stoneclay cup on the table from which he took a swig.


“Oh, how forgetful of me!” He said, lowering the cup. “Would you care for some wine?”


“If you mean to recite the entirety of Andergast's history, then yes.”


“Guard!” He called. “More wine, and a cup for my guest!”


A moment later, the door rattled and the guard from outside came in, holding a lantern and the things Léon had asked for.


“Could you leave me the flagon this time?” The Horasian asked hopefully, but Sly's turnkey only looked at him briefly, coughed and went after filling both cups to the brim.


“Hospitality was never something Andergastians excelled in, I fear.” He offered the cup to her.


It was sour stuff, tasting somewhat as mouldy as the rushes on the floor. Léon seemed somewhat more eager to talk than she had expected, and that was not surprising, seeing as he had to sit here all day, alone, and only Andergastian histories to keep him company. Perhaps this room was meant as a form of torture, she contemplated. To a wake mind, a bleak place such as this might have been more cruel than hot iron pincers.


Dari did not care so much about his well-being as much as she cared about what she had come here for, however.


“In any case, uh,” he scratched his bearded chin, “Sanin the Elder...no one knows what became of him, even though he was a great man. Under his command, the empire conquered the Cyclops Isles. He discovered Cape Brabak in the south, Thorwalsh villages in the north. He sailed up Tommel, Ingval and the Big River, even as far as Ferdok, discovered Albernia in the process and later ensured supply lines for the imperial forces during what we call the Troll Wars.”


“What a man.” Dari slushed some wine around her mouth and swallowed. “How's that emperor called Horas, though, when it was in the Bospharan Empire? The Horasian Empire was founded after Bospharan's Fall, was it not?”


She tried hard to see a greater point emerge in the conversation, some lesson, some message behind the words. But if there was such a thing here then the picture had either not been put together yet, or she simply couldn't see it. Nonetheless, she knew she had to continue and wait for the right time to say what she had come to say.


“Wrong!” Léon grinned mildly. “The Horasian Empire is called so because of the name of the Bospharan emperors. Ever wondered why Gareth styles itself the 'New Empire', and Horas the 'Resurrected Empire'? This is why.”


“Hm.” She made, unsure what to make of it and even more unsure if it was any use to care.


“Belen-Horas was another remarkable character.” Léon went on. “A preacher by training, he one day declared himself a god in his own right.”


“They do that sometimes, don't they, your emperors?” She fell in.


He shot a glance at the door and laughed: “Oh, yes! But in Belen-Horas' day, the world was much smaller, as the discoveries of Sanin the Elder show. Under Belen, the empire expanded its reach exponentially which caused war with the ogres for the first time. One might say that the founding of Andergast contributed to the conflict with the ogres. Ironic, isn't it? All these years? Although, one might just as well argue that it was inevitable.”


“Was Albino king of the ogres at that time already?” Dari asked, making pleasant conversation loudly before falling into a hasted whisper. “I've come to speak to you about Thorsten but the guards mustn't know!”


“Uh, no, I believe not.” Léon replied after a brief pause of studying her with eyebrows raised. “That was a later war, of which there were quite a few. To be honest, after my studies I am not even quite sure that Albino is an ogre. He might well be some demonic creation for all I know.”


Then he whispered and asked: “Is ought amiss with him?”


“Might well be.” She said aloud, sipping. “He's gone now, though. Banished from this world by a druid spell. Sly means to get him killed! He means to send him out to pirate the Ingval with a band of outlaws and Fjarninger barbarians!


The entire story was too cluttered, too complex to thrust into a few hastened whispers, she feared. But she had to do her best.


Léon's eyes studied her some more, narrowing with mistrust. There was something in them she found strange. He did not seem surprised, for one, but that did not have to mean a whole lot. She had found it near impossible to read the Horasian before and it hadn't gotten any easier in the meantime. To the history lesson she listened only marginally, in case some truth was hidden there, but mostly to keep up the disguise for the men outside.


“He was banished the last time. But something broke the forces of which his prison was made.”


For all the gloominess in Léon's voice, the pale ogre king had never been much of a hassle to Dari, much unlike the murderous enormities of Janna and Laura. Varg on the other hand was a dangerous affliction, albeit to a somewhat lesser degree. To Dari personally she might be more dangerous yet, just like Trundle. Not to mention that, once unleashed fully with a lot of support behind her back, she might turn out just as evil and destructive as the two titanic girls.


Then let him! He's a Thorwaller, pirating is his life and blood!” Léon whispered into the grave pause before lecturing on. “In the year three hundred and twenty four before Bospharan's Fall, Nostria and Andergast ended the War of Tears, making peace with each other for the first time. This was because ogres were at their door step once more. The Troll Wars had driven the ogres near to extinction, but in the grim, forbidding lands beyond the Stoneoak Mountains they rebuilt their strength.”


“The Ogre Skull Steppe is somewhere at Phexcaer, isn't it.” Dari recalled. “So that's whence it got its name. It is suicide! They will never even get past Joborn! And Thorsten is mad!


“Aye and it is no mistake that the nameless wastes north of of this kingdom used to be called the Ogrelands.” Léon replied gravely. “He has his moments, no? Our big friend is more resourceful then he leads on. By the year two hundred fifty four before Bospharan's Fall, a mighty clan of ogres under Nargazz Bloodfist had lain siege to this very castle. All seemed lost for the kingdom and so a bargain was struck. The humans made weapons for the ogres in exchange for them to lift the siege and move on. Thus, the first Ogre Storm commenced.”


Andergast had a whole quarter of smiths. Dari could well imagine it being able to arm an ogre army in time. The thought of Varg now being de facto in possession of Andergast was greatly unsettling in this light. There was the lesson she had been looking for, perhaps, and the implications were grave. Sly meant to use Varg to sort out Janna and Laura. The question was who then would sort out Varg. This was important as much as anything.


“How did it end?” She asked, troubled to keep up with two conversations at once. “He is mad! And the Horasians have outposts all along the river! They will kill him! He's running into his doom!


The outposts can be circumvented! The river is wide and Thorwalsh can carry their longships on land!” Léon argued sharply before speaking louder again. “Well, despite arms and armour, Nargazz lost a battle at Wehrheim for the first time, seven years later. Three more years later, she was dead, slain by village mayor Nasildir of Trallop, or so I have read. Her clan was great in strength, but the ogres are disorganized by nature, and were largely disunited in those days. She was the first who aimed to create a kingdom, the Kingdom of North, and it lasted slightly more than a hundred years after her death although no apparent ruler is known. Then it took another hundred years to purge all the dispersed clans and warring hordes. The last ogres were driven back beyond the Shadow Ridge in the year twenty seven before Bospharan's Fall.”


That was too awfully close as to not coincide, Dari thought.


What do you want to me to do?” He added with a quick glance at the door.


'He wants me to go.' Dari thought. 'He's told me his lesson and now he wants me to leave him because it makes him as uncomfortable as it makes me.'


The whole thing was thoroughly unnecessary. Sly had not actively done anything until now to prevent Horas from getting its supplies to the Notro-Andergastian border, so she saw no sense in starting to do it now. Hjalmar Boyfucker was more effective than anyone had anticipated but with Jarl Olaf gone and Salza retaken by the Nostrians there was nothing to stop the Horasian Army from landing their ships at Salzerhaven, transferring the goods onto smaller vessels capable of rowing up the Ingval and bringing the goods directly to Joborn from where they could be distributed along the front.


Some of those supplies were destined to land in Janna's and Laura's bellies, Sly had argued, so this was too good an opportunity for making trouble to pass up. Thorsten, when he had a clear moment, was very eager to accommodate, the fool. The Thuran Brotherhood and Frundengar Hammerfists likely had no idea that they may be embarking on a voyage straight into Boron's realm.


Dari could hardly have cared any less about the outlaws and barbarians. Both Badluck Robin and Aromobolosh had been great nuisances when she had taken over the forces to ride to Andergast. But Thorsten did not deserve to die. She felt that Sly had been greatly exaggerating when naming the change in the Horasian supply situation their second problem, back in the Red and Black. The Horasians were in the dark. She had dispatched another pigeon today to fool them.


She needed Léon's advice and she was not yet done.


So she asked: “And what happened twenty seven years later? He saved your life, you wretched coward! You cannot let him die!


Léon smiled, genuinely this time.


“Bospharan fell.” He started out simply. “Why, though, depends on whom you ask. Certain seems that Empress Hela-Horas declared herself a goddess, upon which Raul of Gareth led a huge rebellion of enraged Midlanders and Tulamids against the throne. The empire was weak, having battled first the ogres for two hundred years and then the Diamond Sultanate, very much seamlessly afterwards. I have saved his life before. We are even. And isn't it his greatest wish to captain a ship again?


“Ha, there it is!” Dari faked a laugh. “Another divine monarch! He does not deserve this! What have we saved him for then, if we let Sly cast his life away now?!


Léon turned his face into a mask of disinterest and nodded: “Some historians say Raul simply...won. The Bospharan military tactics were ancient at that point. Hela-Horas had twenty thousand legionaries and two thousand seasoned Preatorian Guard. She had no archers, though, and no cavalry, not even auxiliaries. These tactics were useful against desert Novadi tribes, northern barbarians, even ogres, not to mention the Phalanx tactics those prancing fools on Pailos still practice today. But Raul had knights; rabble, light horse, skirmishers, archers, light foot, heavy foot and three dozen wizards. He had but half of Hela's strength but his army was better, more motivated and he himself was the far superior tactician.”


She waited for him to speak to the other issue, gesturing until time had run out: “And what do other historians say?”


He shrugged: “Others, well...others say the empress made a pact with several arch demons and beseeched the Nether Hells for help against the winning Garethian separatists. Hordes of monsters inhabited the battlefield and would have taken the day had not Praois, Efferd, Rondra and Ingerim descended from the sky and murdered them all...wearing golden armour, of course.”


His tone suggested that he was sceptical of this account and once again he said nothing with regards to Thorsten.


“When did Albino come around then?” She asked to keep going. “Please, I need your help! Thorsten needs our help! He's mad!


Dari had thought them to be friends but now that judgement was starting to become clouded in shadow. Perhaps Léon was just another arrogant Horasian lordling who did not give a rat's arse about anyone other than himself. That might be the key, though, but it was dangerous to suggest and highly risky to pull through with.


“That was the Second Ogre Storm, some four hundred years later.” Léon replied and shot another glance at the door. “Shortly after the Wizard Wars. You will have heard the name Rohal the Wise before?”


Dari nodded: “He was a wizard and an emperor and a very good one. What if we free you? Does your name carry enough weight to keep the Horasians from killing him? Maybe we can persuade him to sail somewhere else?!


“And do you know the name of his adversary as well?” Léon studied her with renewed interest but did not care to comment on her suggestion.


“Borbarad.”


The conflict between the white wizard Rohal and the black wizard Borbarad was so much the stuff of folklore that Dari didn't even know if it hadn't been made up by mummers, singers and storytellers. It was certainly a classic as far as tales went.


“Well, suffice to say most of what you have heard in children's stories and jolly stage plays is true, albeit that the details are perhaps a bit too...enigmatic.” Léon drank a sip from his wine cup, glanced at the door and continued. “Borbarad's experiments and rituals reputedly gave birth to many strange creatures. I now believe Albino might have been one of them.”


'Wizard Wars,' Dari finally realized, wondering if Léon would soon come to speak about Xardas, the topic that both of them knew still stood between them. She wasn't sure if she liked the timing, though. She had come to receive cunning advice on how to save Thorsten and now she wanted to plead for his life, saving Léon from captivity in the bargain. If only he would reply.


Thorsten get's his life and his ship, Horas gets their supplies and you get your freedom! Can we do this, tell me!” She was whispering desperately, but found herself completely ignored.


She liked Sly, but he was wrong on this. Whether he would forgive her was doubtful. He might not care all too much about a Horasian hostage with uncertain value but the thwarting of his plan might be something else. And Varg did not forgive, not in a thousand years. If Dari did this she would have to find a new place to belong, after killing Furio Montane, the evil war wizard.


“Now, it is common wisdom today that Borbarad was one of Rohal's many alumni, but that is false.” Léon lectured on before changing the subject as Dari had feared. “Instead, they were both students of the same man.” He paused abruptly and heavily. “The man who is not Jindrich Welzelin.”


“I'll tell you everything about Xardas that I know!” She whispered hastily. “But you must help me in this!”


The beeswax candle on the table guttered at the mention of Xardas' name, or maybe Dari had just whispered a little too sharply. Léon seemed torn, pressing his lips together and glancing again at that gods-forsaken door.


“Aye.” He finally breathed, so ominous that it bordered on awkwardness. “I will help you.”


A stalemate of looks ensued between them. Dari wanted to know what Léon knew, but she didn't know how much of her own knowledge she should reveal. She hardly knew anything about this Horasian, she reflected. If knowledge of Xardas could still be dangerous to anyone she was uncertain.


Léon downed his cup of wine and suddenly called upon the guard for more. Dari emptied hers as well, sour stuff though it was, using the pause to bring her thoughts in line. When their cups were full and the door barred once more, it was he who finally made the first move, upending the pale of his knowledge all at once. It proved to be quite a disappointment, presuming that it was true and all he knew.


“Xardas has been an interest of mine for a long time.” He began, neither bothering to hush his voice nor speak particularly loudly. “No books that I know of ever mention his name. Yet, in many events through history there seems to be a pattern of certain hints, signs of the man's doings, or at least whereabouts. What seems to be impossible to determine, however, is the most crucial question. What does Xardas want? Do you know, per chance? You are a creature of his, are you not?”


Dari almost laughed at the silliness. All the thoughts she had spent, the worry, the secrecy of this conversation and the absurdly constructed arch into the topic. In the end the whole thing turned out to be the dull interest of some bookish lordling, likely with too much time on his hands. But if he could be useful to her, then so be it.


“I was.” She said flatly. “He's dead. I saw him die. Sir Egon put an arrow through his head. It was after Albino was banished and I cut Vengyr's throat for him. Xardas wanted to conjure the both of us out of there, but nothing happened.”


Léon gaped at her, taken aback. It wasn't on account of Xardas' death, though.


“Did Xardas try to save the pale giant?” He asked.


“No. He wanted Vengyr to succeed and then kill him. I think he was performing some sort of ritual as well. Egon's squire, Hal, was slain. Xardas said the lad had the emperor's blood in him.”


“But why?!” Léon insisted in desperation. “What does Xardas want?!”


“Given that you have read all these books you can probably answer this question better than I can.”


She took a lazy sip from her cup, wondering if this would take much longer.


The outlaws and barbarians had already left the city yesterday to go to Andrafall and retrieve the three Thorwalsh longships that were beached there. They would take on provisions in Andergast today and then start their suicidal journey downstream. Thorsten was with them since he was the only one they had with any degree of experience at commandeering ships in battle.


“I have...read anything I could get my hands on.” Léon stared at the door for a moment. “The only discernable pattern is that there is no pattern to his actions. One time he aids the one side and then the other side the next, all over. If he ever does or did anything, that is.”


Dari shrugged: “Sounds like he's trying to keep the balance, no?”


“You mean, like Vengyr? Why kill him then?”


“I think Xardas believed that Vengyr was doing more harm than good. He called him a fool numerous times in his writings. His death was meant to accomplish something, but the old wizard seems to have gotten more than he bargained for. Oh! I do recall now. He said it was all in order to save the world.”


Léon's face was a mask of deep thought, then it turned to horror: “You mean to tell me all this time through history he was the force who kept the world intact, who made sure no side ever weighed too much on the scale and tip us all overboard?”


“Might be.” She bit her lip. “But if that's so, we're likely in for mayhem and chaos now that he's dead, wouldn't you say?”


He didn't reply, only went through his shiny, black hair with a hand.


Outside it would be past noon now. Dari wondered if the day's executions had already been carried out or if everyone would still be at the market place. It seemed that with every sentence Varg inflicted, she became more talkative. At least that had been the pattern of the last few days. She was becoming quite apt at giving droning speeches and she was quickly falling in love with her voice as well.


“According to what you have read, what would it mean for Xardas to be gone, truly?” She asked, more in an attempt to get that stupid, terrified look off his face.


“A dissolution of dichotomies, perhaps.” Léon replied, pondering. “Nostria and Andergast. Black Tobria and White Tobria. Gareth and Horasia. Serfs and lords. Freedom and slavery. Good and evil! Who can say?!”


He was deeply troubled, clearly. Dari wasn't so sure, feeling like they were pointing at shadows in the dark with their musings. Xardas' death could mean bloody well anything, or nothing.


“What if whenever one side threatened to tip the world over and plunge it into darkness, there was an intervention of one kind or another. Other interventions might have been...might have happened before any such overwhelming threat was obvious.”


“Like when the royal Garethian family burned, leaving a child on the throne?”


It was meant to show how pointless and absurd this idea was, but it didn't hit home.


“Perhaps. Or perhaps there had to be made interventions because of this. Would you describe him as a sinister soul?”


The frantic hypothesising was reaching Hesindian proportions at this point. Dari decided she wished no longer to be part of it.


“No.” She said firmly, hoping that it was the last of it.


She was getting rather frustrated with this pointless, nonsensical waste of time.


“Perhaps we should keep a watchful eye for opportunities to keep things in balance then.” Léon concluded, scratching his beard. “It seems important in times like these.”


“Times like these.” Dari scoffed, echoing him while getting up. “You mean another Ogre Storm. Meanwhile, two titan whores trample entire kingdoms under their heels. What's a balance you would strike there? See that none of them wins the bloody war so it can go on forever, until mankind has been ground to pulp between them?!”


The whole idea was so stupid that it infuriated her even more than the pointless musing. Léon sat upright in his chair, glancing at the door and chewing at his lip as though he meant to eat it.


The more she contemplated, the angrier Dari became, no longer caring if she was heard.


“What's so horrible about the idea that one side wins so we can start to move forward again?!” She flared after a pause. “If one side had won, perhaps we might have been strong enough to deal with the ogres and titans! But no! We have to be divided against ourselves, because balance!”


She shouldn't waste her nerves on this one, she decided. Léon was done and useless besides. Likely he wasn't even high-born, after all, just a charlatan. She almost expected him to tell her that it wasn't all so simple as she made it out to be. But he never did.


“We shall see about that.” He said instead, looking up at her. “What time of day is it?”


“Past noon.” She shrugged, looking at him as she would look at a fly in her soup. “Or close enough. What's it to you?! You're about as useful as a crippled eunuch. I've decided I do not need your help.”


The words tumbled out of her before she could think. Images of what Varg and Trundle had done to her flashed before her inner eye, unbidden. She had been unable to speak about that experience and had done her best to bury it somewhere but now that she was wroth it all spilled forth from its tomb.


A sob babbled from her mouth and her eyes filled with tears. It was entirely unlike her.


'Am I broken?' She asked herself, wiping away the wells. 'Am I done?'


She wanted to go.


“Well...” Léon nibbled on his wine cup and made a face, pressing his lips together. “Have Thorsten's ships arrived?”


This was a waste of her time, Dari decided. He should have asked her when and how she would get him out of the castle and how she would get him onto Thorsten's ship. The question raised an uncomfortable truth, however. It was already too late, unless she took him with her now. Thorsten would sail today and it was past time his ships would arrive.


“Might be.” She shrugged again, fighting with her tears. “They are due to arrive today. But...”


'But it is too late to come up with a plan now.'


But again, Léon glanced at the door.


'Has he been thinking the same thing all this time?' She thought. 'No...he can't have.'


He was very still for a moment, straining to do...something. Then he gave a queer cock of his head and rose. There were footsteps outside, then voices.


“Who are you? State your business!” The guard who had brought Dari to the room demanded.


Sly's man cackled: “Miss your cell, eh?!”


The footfalls were heavy and unmistakable. Dari spun, then looked back at Léon.


The Horaisan lordling picked up his bedroll from the bed, neatly bundled up, reached inside and pulled out a club, the leg of the third chair. Somewhere he had found a nail and driven it through, turning it into some sort of pick axe.


Outside the brigand gave a shout: “Oi! Put that away!”


The door rattled violently in its hinges and a series of grunts and screams came through. Then there was a moment of silence more eerie than anything else. Léon smiled at her, giving a cocky wink. Dari almost lost the ground beneath her feet.


The heavy oaken door flew open with a crash revealing two men on the ground, empty eyes staring into spreading pools of their own blood. But that was far from the most horrible thing that presented itself. In the frame stood an enormous knight in grey armour, bloody axe in hand, a great sword on his back and a bastard sword at his hip. His visor was a crude, flat thing with slits for eyes and holes for breathing, but the way it was wrought with those hollowed cheeks and a short stunt of a nose it looked too much like the face of a skull for comfort.


The man wore brown leather lace over his chainmail shirt and a wolf pelt over his right shoulder. Dari bent down and fumbled beneath the dress for her blade in panic, before the realization hit her in the face like a fist. She stood there, stupid, dagger in hand.


“Come!” The man in steel bellowed and Léon went to him, bedroll over his shoulder.


“Best come with us.” Léon advised, half turning back to her. “And quickly!”


“You are mad!” She said aghast. “What are you doing?!”


Thorsten's voice rang through the skull-faced visor before his face: “What's she doing here?!”


It was so mind- and reckless that it beggared belief.


“Varg!” Dari shouted at them. “The king, the queen! The guards, the ogres! Have you lost your wits?!”


Thorsten gave a shrug: “Everyone is in the market square. They're killing people again.”


The executions.


“See, I'm helping you.” Léon chuckled at her, lightly, as if it wasn't utterly insane what they meant to do. “Wasn't this what you wanted?”


'Was this what I wanted?' She asked herself.


Her plan would have had more grace, to be sure, if only she'd had one. But in light of the timing this was probably the only option there was.


What guards were left posted at the castle were likely not even too much of a problem for Thorsten, not in this armour anyway. Firehand and the quarter of smiths had done an quick, crude job, but the steel plates that covered Thorsten's body looked impenetrable to be sure, and that mask made the young brute look like something out of a nightmare.


The castle was not very far from the market square, however, not when counting the ogresses' long legs in any case, and today Weepke would be there too, to chop the herbs merchant to pieces. Time was running short.


“Come with me or no, I'm going.” Thorsten turned and walked out the door in quick, heavy steps.


Léon went right after him. Dari contemplated ramming the dagger into his back, but she couldn't. What was Léon, anyway. Likely as useless as Thorsten, when it came down to it. Some unimportant lordling's third son, most like. Thorsten was the son of a dead man, ruling a dead people. If he wanted to go off and kill himself then he bloody well could.


Or would they, even. Her head was spinning. The putrid air in the room was choking, especially when it mixed with the fresher air from outside. She was still crying, she realized, absurd.


'Why am I crying? Wasn't this what I wanted?'


She ran after them, skirts swirling. Upon the gallery over the great hall where she caught up to them, they encountered two startled bowmen, likely on their way to the top of a tower.


“Who are you?!” One asked perplexed. “And where are you taking that prisoner?!”


“Raaah!” Thorsten screamed in their faces before simply shoving the first man over the balustrade with his left arm.


He was strong like nothing human, having been rowing the entire time he had been bundled up and fighting any time he could. He had gone mad, though. This was a bad idea, after all. Dari had to stop them.


“Hafthor!” She called. “Hafthor stop! Be a good man now, Hafthor! Put down the axe!”


The second man dropped his unstrung longbow and went to one knee. He tried to block the blow Thorsten dealt him, losing his arm as well as his life in the process.


“I don't think we have any time for that now.” Léon turned to grin at her before moving on.


Dari didn't understand. The great hall was still being cleared and the rasping scream of the first bowman who had fallen to his death roused the alarm, servants running in shrieking terror. They had to make haste now or everything was lost. On the stair downwards Thorsten slew another man at arms. This one had carried a spear, almost useless in the confined space.


Outside, the armoured Thorwaller slew the next man, beating his spear point out of the way and splitting his opponent's neck. The gates to the yard opened and the three guardsmen from outside confronted them, albeit none too eager to attack.


The grey-haired lecher snarled instead: “To here and no further you wale-worshipping cunt!”


He had let Thorsten in, Dari recognized. Except what ever had ridden him when he had done that remained unclear, and he must regret it now. Likely, Thorsten had told him some lie, as Dari had. Queen Effine should have made sure her castle guards were smarter, but that didn't matter because she'd soon end up under Varg in any case.


Thorsten tossed his axe to Léon who caught it in the air. Then he reached over his shoulder and pulled the great sword free.


“I will shove that sword so far up your arse it will come out your mouth, boy!”


It was short for a two-hander, but heavy-bladed, like something a headsman would wield. Somehow, Léon had been expecting an executioner after all, except not one who would execute him. The Horasian stood with the axe and his improvised club at the ready, but he had no armour on.


A light drizzle was falling, wetting Dari's hair, and just now it started getting bigger, large raindrops patting against the steel of Thorsten's helm. He stood for a moment longer before he charged.


Dari had never seen a man fight like this. The men had moved into formation, shoulder to shoulder, so they had three points holding him off instead of one. The Hetman's son stepped wide to the right, then left, bringing the blade around in one big, sweeping cut, cleaving the tips of the two spears and the halberd at once. There was a brief moment during which the shocking realization befell the defenders. The next blow cut the first man's head in two, removed that of the second and stopped inside the the third one's chest after severing his arm.


With a single stroke, Thorsten had just slain three armed men.


If he wasn't brought up and killed by any of the Horasian outposts along the river he might yet stand a chance to succeed in carrying out Sly's plan. But if he still meant to heed Sly's plan was an entirely different question, if he had ever meant to heed it, in fact.


From the castle to the harbour was a short road, not very far. Dari half expected to see Sly. He had foreseen something like this, surely. Else why would he have posted his own man in front of Léon's door.


“Did you kill him?” She asked desperately, struggling to keep up with Thorsten's longer legs.


He was so huge and she so small that the top of her head barely overreached his ellbows.


“Sly? Ha, should have!” He grunted back through his helm.


That was a relief. Sly was a good man, even though he had been committing a wrong in sending Thorsten off. The big young man had likely tricked Sly into bousing heavily yesterday, after Dari had left in fury from the Red and Black. Sly was an amiable fellow and loved to drink, but the Thorwalsh were infamous and unrivalled in how much they could stomach. Today, like as not, the old, small raider would still rather beside himself.


The three longships were tied up at the docks, crewed with Frundengar Hammerfists and Thuran Brotherhood men. Three men at arms were there as well, the green acorn with the two leaves on their shields and surcoats. It wasn't hard for them to see that something was off, as any civilians on the street had seen as well, beating a hasty retreat.


Thorsten was drenched in blood at this point, running down his armour with the rain.


“Who are you?!” One of them demanded, unable to place this knight in this armour and no sigil. “What is the meaning of this?!”


Dari was strangely aware of how misplaced she must look, wearing her stupid dress and holding her stupid dagger. Léon did not look much better, wearing simple, woollen clothes and carrying two weapons and a bedroll under his arm.


Thorsten cocked his head and made the joints in his neck crackle noisily: “Do you want to find out?!”


The Andergastians exchanged looks and frowned before backing off, making the way free.


“Cut the lines!” The young Thorwalsh bellowed with a voice much older than himself and the outlaws and barbarians hastened to obey.


They should have objected, asked why he was drenched in blood. But they never did. They might have been confused, Dari reasoned, or they were scared, as she was. Or they were in the picture, part of the scheme.


Over on the south bank of the river, in the Ingval Fort and around it, where the ogres and ogresses in their camp. By now, the rain was so thick, however, that their camp was barely visible and most of them had been put to logging besides. The weather was a lucky coincidence, but even if there had been no rain would an ogre intervention from the camp been hinging on a variety of factors. The Ingval ran wide and deep here, and if an ogress had noticed to her it would only have been three little humans boarding a ship.


Two minutes later they were already on the Ingval and Dari could still not quite believe what had come to pass.


“Put your backs into it, you men!” Thorsten hollered and laughed, standing at the back of the ship and manipulating the rudder.


The Fjarningers made for good oarsmen, it seemed. They were going with the current as well and had a strong wind at their backs. Varg might still catch up to them if she cared to. But if she did, she would have to fight in the river, and in the rain that was now falling as a current of its very own. It was risky.


“Here.” Léon, rolled in his bedsheets, came up to where she cowered and handed her a sheepskin to keep warm under.


“Is she still sulking?” Thorsten grinned, tossing his head to make his wet hair fly.


It had all been a ruse. He wasn't mad, or at least not mad enough to forget what he was doing. Likely, Léon had been the one to conjure it up but she had to hand it to Thorsten to be able to stick to it convincingly. It had fooled Sly, which meant a lot, if anything. Even more, she would not have been surprised if Léon had made Thorsten raise the idea of pirating the Ingval to cut off the Horasian supplies in the first place.


The confusion in her head cleared a little and she started to get her thoughts in order.


“What are we doing now?” She asked, wrapping herself tightly into the fur.


She herself still meant to kill that war wizard, if she could. It seemed balance was the best way for humanity after all. If either of the two gigantic adversaries was eliminated by the other, the consequences might turn out to dwarf whatever was going on the moment, in the long run anyhow.


“I'm going home!” Thorsten shouted into the wind and rain. “I'm going home! Can you hear me, father?! I'm going home!”


The Fjarningers liked his fervour and hooted at their oars, while the outlaw bowmen exchanged looks under their cowls. Arombolosh, the other enormous brute, was commanding the second ship, she saw. The third ship Thorsten must have given to Badluck Robin.


“Your home is flat!” She screamed at Thorsten. “There's nothing left of it! Sly said so!”


He looked at her, still smiling but it was Léon who spoke.


“You had it all figured out, you know?” He laughed lightly. “I was beginning to worry our plan was a little too obvious. We will go to Joborn and I will broker save passage for these ships.”


“I will take from Hjalmar Boyfucker's men whom I can find on the coast.” Thorsten added, one hand on the rudder, “I will scour the coast of Windhag to rally pirates to my cause as well. 'Tis not winter yet. More pirates will return to Thorwal before last and I will rebuild!”


Dari shook her head in disbelief: “Do you know that the Horasians you are now siding with are responsible for the trampling of your homeland? They sent Janna and Laura north to sow death and destruction amongst your people!”


Iron stubbornness was on the youth's face.


“Oh, I know.” He said. “And they will receive their justice when I am done rebuilding, never fear!”


Léon still smiled, knowing that Thorsten was not like to live and see the resurrection of Thorwal. Wood and stone they would find aplenty, but there was no way to repopulate so large a land within a singe lifetime.


Dari was still doubtful that the Horasians would just let him pass too, no matter what Léon had promised. But she didn't know if she even cared any more. Thorwal was out of the picture for decades. Janna, Laura and Varg were the immediate threats.


Suddenly she saw that she had overlooked a crucial aspect of freeing Léon, having been too preoccupied and become emotionally invested in Thorsten's well-being. The Thorwalsh and the Horasian had clearly talked after Thorsten had been freed, which might have been why Sly had posted his own man at Léon's door. They had hatched out this plan, or finalized the details of its execution since the idea to have Thorsten act mad must have been established before anything else. If Thorsten had told Léon that she meant to kill the war wizard, then there might be a noose waiting for her at Joborn.


If Léon was an honourable fellow he might see to it that she was spared since she had saved his life when taking him and Thorsten into Lauraville. But if he had any loyalty to Horas, he would certainly see to it that she would never get to pull through with her mission.


She stood and made her way closer to Thorsten, full of bad thoughts.


“How did you manage to make these men follow you?” She asked first, needing a way into it.


Thorsten chuckled: “The Thuran Brotherhood did not like the notion that their new employer was sending them to their deaths. They were in it for the gold, but if truth be told these outlaws have no belly for war and dead men have a hard time bedding whores. I will give them Kendrar, if the Nostrians haven't taken it back yet. My father once won it on a bet. Did you know that?”


Dari didn't care whether that was true or not.


“And the Fjarningers?”


“Are eager to become Thorwalsh.” He shrugged. “I will give them a place in my Ottaskin as I must, same as I will the Hjaldingers and Gjalskerlanders if there still are any. We are the same blood, after all.”


She leaned closer for her final, most important question, but before she could ask he turned his head and gave her a soft and friendly look: “I have not told Léon about the witcher. You have saved me and I am in your debt. I would never do anything that would put you in harms way.”


'Other than ruining the thing I had with Sly,' she thought bitterly.


But as amiable, adorable and cunning as the old brigand was, she could not escape the fact that it was now demonstrated that he was capable of failure too, not to mention that being in league with the ogres had made her skin crawl at night when she was trying to sleep. She wondered what she was becoming. As an assassin in Gareth, queen of the underworld, she had never flinched at killing anybody, be they the subject of a contract or simply in her way. She was not like that any more.


“I do hope you still mean to kill him?” Thorsten raised a brow at her. “It is dangerous, aye, but Sly was right about him. We cannot let such as him live.”


She nodded and lowered her gaze.


“If you need a place to go, come north.” He concluded, his face back toward the river and rain running down it, washing all emotions away. “It's cold and it's hard in winter, aye. But we will rebuild. And when we're done, may their false gods have mercy on them all.”


-


Janna got hungry at noon, which was bad, since she had agreed not to have lunch from now on. After coming back from her first patrol she had occupied herself peering into Joborn for a while, in search of anything interesting.


It had started to rain apocalyptically a while ago, so she huddled in her blanket to keep from getting wet. People, as much as they could, were keeping indoors, but sows and piglets wallowed happily in the mostly muddy streets. There was less livestock than there had been the last time she had paid attention to it, which meant that she had either eaten the lot, or Ruckus had given his peasants animals with which they could raise new herds. Probably both.


The knight came to her again, on his horse, with a large blanket over both of them.


“You are back much more quickly than I expected!” He shouted against the rain. “Have you gone at all?!”


“I have.” She told him, wondering when he would learn about the things she had done in Beilstatt. “I have been to Pitchburrow in the north and...”


And nothing. She winced. There was a village roughly at the edge of Ruckus' lands to the south, on the Nostrian side of the Ornib but she had never gone that far. Instead, she had amused herself at Beilstatt, on the Andergastian side, wiping out the sleepy little village and murdering the Andergastian deserters that had sheltered there. Her masturbatory aid, a fit, little man with short hair, was still alive, stored in her panties for another round after she would lay down to sleep this evening. More than that, she had two men in each toe of her socks, but their states of health were hard to determine.


One in her right boot had become toe jam when she scrunched a little too hard and was subsequently no longer able to keep himself from sliding under, so he was dead for a certainty. The other one in there with him was unmoving but still tugged between two of Janna's toes.


In her left boot there was one quite the same, but his companion still moved ever so slightly every now and then. She had put them in there because she had climaxed before killing all the deserters. Forty were quite many when one had to look for them piecemeal like that and bulldozing people with her breasts required some time and effort to get into position for, although the act itself was just physics.


After Beilstatt she had made her way inland back to Joborn, forgetting about the village on the south side of the river.


Ruckus scowled at her: “You didn't go, did you?! Ha! Just as I expected! Well then, up with your enormous arse and do your work, giant!”


She sighed deeply, peering around out of the blanket around her face: “Not in this rain, my lord.”


“Yes, in this rain! You could have done it right the first time and now you've brought this on your self! Like as not, this rain is sent by the Twelve to punish you, only they have neglected to consider that they are pissing on us others as well! Any damage by this rainfall I shall have to hold you to account for as well, and don't you give me that look!”


And once again, she was astonished. He had to have daughters, she figured. His harsh way of scolding was much too effective on her for that not to be the case. He reminded her of her father when he was wroth, which was a dangerous thought if there ever was one. Janna had hardly wasted a single braincell on her family back on earth. Why should she, she was a university student after all, used to only seeing her parents once or twice a year at the very most.


This time around she would not see them for much longer, which would be hard when the time came. But she wouldn't start with that now. If she got homesick now, that would be stupid.


She banished such contemplations firmly from her mind and wanted to formulate a response, when Sir Ruckus eyes fell onto her left boot, poking from under the blanket.


Janna couldn't hear it, but she could feel the man moving. She scrunched her toes, trying to break him, but he slipped out, ending on top of her toes instead, wiggling like a worm.


“Is there a person in there?!” Ruckus called in alarm. “I could swear I heard shouting!”


He got off his horse in a heartbeat, took the reins and moved over before Janna could think of anything to say.


“Yes!” He roared after a moment and drew his sword. “There is a man in there!”


He meant to cut him free, Janna realized, and so she drew her foot back under the covers. It came as it had to and she was forced to pull off her boot and take the man out, delivering him to the knight who would not sheathe his blade just yet. While Ruckus gaped at the Andergastian deserter in the mud she used his inattention to rid herself of the unconscious one, throwing him as far as she could into the forest off to the east.


The little rat spilled everything about Beilstatt, albeit from his rather limited perspective. He was a teenager of middling height and unspectacular to look upon, with a mop of slick, wet hair the colour of mud.


“I hid, milord!” He shook and wept. “I hid while she...while she...she was murdering us! She destroyed the houses, I could hear it. I wanted to go but I knew the ogres would get me then! And I could hear her kill our men! I heard her say that we should be grateful, that none of us would ever get to see or touch teats as large as hers! So I looked, milord, and I saw her use them...use them to bury men alive! She crushed them!”


The recount, brought forth so theatrically, somehow served to rekindle the flame in Janna's loins.


“I begged her not to kill me, milord! At first she said she wouldn't but then she...then she...”


“Enough, boy!” Sir Ruckus raised a hand and looked up at Janna. “You stand accused! What do you have say in your defence?!”


It was time to rearrange the power dynamic in this relationship, Janna decided. If truth be told, a part of her liked his gruff reproaches, maybe precisely because they reminded her of her father. But Ruckus was wrong. If he thought she would face consequences for this then he was mistaken.


“I killed enemy deserters.” She shrugged. “And I answer to the Horasians, not to you.”


Actually, had she wanted to, maybe she could have just crushed Ruckus then and there. The rain had driven everyone inside and the torrential rains made it hard to see and hear in any case, at their scale much more than at hers. All it would take was a little slip.


He was blind with rage as she had expected.


“I was going to levy these men!” He roared. “I specifically told you this!”


She had an idea: “Oh, that was Beilstatt! I apologise, my lord, I never knew...oops.”


She couldn't hide her grin, which he saw too.


“Liar!” He pointed with his sword before turning to the deserter. “On your feet, boy! I will take you to the old eagle and we will see what he has to say about this!”


As annoying as this turned out, the fun she had at Beilstatt was worth it, she decided. Also, Ruckus couldn't have the boy.


“No.” She said, snatching the little soldier off the ground with her right hand.


“Milord!” The young man screamed in terror. “Help me, milord! Don't let her take me, no!”


She put him in her mouth and swallowed, sending his tiny body down into her tummy for digestion.


Then she gave Ruckus a grin: “He was my prisoner, milord, to do with as I pleased. And just now it pleased me to eat him.”


His bald head turned from red to purple and he started screaming incomprehensibly at her.


That made her chuckle cheekily: “I'll see about that southern village, my lord. Best hope I don't overlook it in this rain. It'd be a shame if I trampled all over it, mistaking it for a puddle, no?”


And so she pulled her sock and boot back on, stood and skipped southward, mud squishing under her soles.


The peasants had been sent out, she soon saw, but the rain had forced an early interruption on their voyage back to their farms. For every male she spied there were two or even three females, and only one man in five was fighting age. They huddled under trees, or under their carts or wayns if they had any, watching her pass in tense silence.


Hadn't it been so wet she might have inadvertently sat down on a little group and made a pause, but the weather didn't allow for that unless she wanted a wet, muddy butt. They hadn't gotten very far either, and soon she was alone again, count or not the occasional outpost.


The Horasian soldiers had to have grown used to Nostrian rains by now, and so they were, watching the other river bank from tents or under wooden stands they had built. At the little lake she took the way around rather than the land bridge, passing by the castle and the remains of Beilstatt altogether.


Nonetheless her feet sank into the ground and before long her boots were filled with water. The last unmoving man in her right boot, if he was still alive, would be drowning in a mixture of water and sweat. That got her to think.


The village she soon arrived at was a bleak, unremarkable place with some unattended fishing lines in the water and empty fields all around. Smoke was only rising from three of the houses she saw, enforcing the impression of emptiness. When she wanted to step closer she heard a shout from below to her left.


“Don't go near!”


She halted and looked and had to spy inside a massive weeping willow to find a small Horasian position, dug into the river bank and featuring a ballista. There were seven men, five artillerists in simple gear and next to no armour and two colourful figures in puffy jerkins and shorts, leaning their hands on great swords longer than their own bodies.


The Horasian army relied on standing forces on the one hand and mercenaries on the other, she knew. Many of these hired men worked alone and were embedded with light infantry or cavalry units as was seen fit. Then there were sell-sword companies, bands of mercenaries forming one or indeed several regiments with different types of equipment for different purposes.


This would turn out an example of the latter variety she could already tell by the colourful attire the swordsmen wore, featuring grand feathers on their hats and stripes of green, yellow, white, blue, black and red all over their clothing.


“Don't go near the village!” One of the artillerists reiterated the warning. “They got the Bloody Difar in there!”


“The what?” She frowned, confused.


“Bloody shits they got.” A bearded swordsman informed her. “It's like the Runny Difar, only bloody.”


And deadly!” Added the artillerist. “Don't go near or it'll get you too!”


“Thanks for the warning.” She said while giving the village an uncomfortable glance.


Long before the advent of germ theory, modern medicine or proper sanitation, diseases were common and hazardous. If she herself could effectively contract diseases at her size was unclear. Incubation times would certainly be much longer for her, but it might be that once a disease broke out she would be in trouble. It certainly wasn't worth the risk.


“Are they dying over there?” She asked, turning back to the willow.


“Like them flies drowning in a honey pot.” The swordsman confirmed. “We had cases too and sent 'em in there. Lads want to snoop after 'em wenches, hehe, but will they catch one before the Difar catches them?”


Difar had to be the name of the disease, or else it was the name of some demon or something similar. The symptoms sounded like some infection of the intestines, like dysentery which could be caused by bacteria, viruses and parasites. Dysentery had wrecked Irish American railroad workers in the nineteenth century, leading to a preference for Chinese workers on part of their employers because they did not contract the disease very often. They didn't drink river or well water directly but boiled it first in order to cook tea.


If it was dysentery here then everyone present was at risk, however.


“Do Maraskans ever get the Bloody Difar?” She asked, trying to confirm her diagnosis.


He shrugged: “Bugger me if I know. Best ask 'em yourself! Our company cooks are Maraskan lads, Rock Woo, Dirty Dsâng, Babeface Bao and them lot!”


“And where would I find them?”


Their men were all around the village, she learned, and a deal further on as well. While she walked on, peering here and there into the woodwork, a man approached her like two men compiled into one. He was swaggering because he likely had a high opinion of himself, and hobbling because he had a wooden leg. Likewise, he was clad in puffy, slashed garb for extravagancy and huddled under a thick carter's cloak to keep the rain off. He even wore two hats, leather over satin.


“Arr, when I saw your great shadow stalking through the rain I almost shit me self!” He greeted her, loudly and amiably. “Lucky me, I was already shitin', ha!”


“Shitting blood?” She asked in reply, dreading his answer.


“Oh, haha, not as yet!” He bowed. “Travian di Faffarallo will not die shitting!”


That was a relief. If this section of the Horasian line broke down because of disease, it might cause even more problems than they already had with the impending food shortage.


“Well met, Travian di Faffarallo. I am Janna. You might have heard of me.”


The man had a luxuriant white beard that hid most of his windburnt face. In terms of weapons he only carried a thin longsword at his hip.


“Oh, I have!” He inclined his head once more before snapping it up. “And you of me perhaps, as well? They call me the Saintslayer, haha! It was me disembowelled the empress pretender Silkya Firdayon!”


Janna was unsure how to answer that, but strangely glad she found herself speaking to someone who didn't fear or hate her and had something to say as well.


“And what do you do here?” She asked to keep going.


He cocked his head: “Arr, holding the line, as it were, hehe! Glinting gold for dull work!”


Janna didn't quite understand: “What do you mean?”


“Ah, there are no ogres come through here?!” He explained. “Now south, in the darkness, aye, that's where! In grim, dark forest where the trees stand so close you can hardly see them woods, ehehe, there we found two and grim beasts they were ere we slew them!”


He seemed to remember something and hobbled two steps closer on his wooden leg: “But don't you tell that now, eh? Is paid good coin for ogre heads, and needs no one know whence they came from!”


“My lips are sealed.” She tittered, amused. “You look different than most other Horasian soldiers I've seen. Are you the sellsword captain or something?”


It would be awkward if he bowed or inclined his head again and so he swelled his puffy chest instead: “I have the honour to be condottiere of the great Bloody Brotherhood, at your service! Now that we cross paths may I say that I am grateful to be on your side!”


She had to chuckle at that, but she also had to do something about the disease in the village.


“Would be so kind as to show me to your Maraskan cooks?” She asked. “Um, Rock Woo, Dirty Dsâng and Babeface Bao?”


He gaped theatrically: “Do you feel a hunger?! Why, our provisions are mean and maggoty but far be it from me to refuse a friend!”


He meant to show her on foot which she determined to take far too long so she placed a hand on the ground to give him a lift. She had figured him stone old on account of his beard, but he hopped onto her hand as almost as agile as a young man.


“I'm a bird!” He cried, holding on to his two hats when she pressed up and raised him with her. “I am the true eagle!”


He had some difficulty orienting himself from on high, but after a short a while he got his bearings. The way was south and through the woods there, growing and often overhanging the river. The Ornib ran faster here which should have been an indication that its water was better. Fast running water carried lots of oxygen, making anaerobic chemical reactions less common.


The rain had lessened somewhat while she had been speaking with Travian di Faffarallo, but his personality was so enticing that she only noticed after he fell silent, enjoying the view from her hand.


“All this forest we have to guard.” He beckoned with a bejewelled hand. “All this vast emptiness.”


“How do you manage?”


He shrugged and expanded on how many men he had, which was about eight hundred. Horasian artillery was next to useless in the forests, and from here on it was practically all forest they were guarding. The Ornib ended another while upstream, but from there the border made a sharp turn toward a place called the Thuran Lake. The south-west bank of that lake marked the eastern most point of Nostria.


They did not go near that far, however, but farther than she had expected, crossing a small sidearm of the Ornib before they arrived. It was certainly a coincidence that they had met at the village. Maybe Faffarallo had come to examine how bad the Bloody Difar was ravaging his men, only the men in the willow had said that the sick had been sent into the village as some measure of quarantine.


Janna would certainly have to make sure that Furio only drank water that had been brought to a boil, sooner rather than later. She should have done that from the start, but when one was one hundred metres tall and had to fear almost nothing it was rather easy to grow forgetful of such things. That made her wonder if she had been too harsh on Laura before.


'Perhaps.'


The sellsword camp did not stick out for being well organized or cleanly, she noted when they arrived. All manner of things seemed to simply lay about, men were sleeping next to the wineskins, clay jugs or bottles they had gotten drunk on, and tents were thrown up half-heartedly and with no particular order.


The cooks tent was a pavilion in greasy grey, spotted with all sorts of other things. From inside rang shouts.


“Rock Woo, how did you burn the rice?! Rock Woo, you big oaf, it is swimming in water, Rock Woo!”


Janna levelled her hand with the ground and let Travian di Faffarallo disembark, which he did as agilely as he had gotten on. After calling their names, three little Maraskans in dirty cooks clothes stepped out, ogling at her.


“I've not come to taste your cooking, although I am sure it is quite exquisite.” She started, but stopped when all four of them, including the captain, burst out roaring with laughter.


They were a slapstick bunch, to be sure. Babeface Bao was the head cook, fat, almost hairless and with a face that left no doubt as to where his name came from. Rock Woo, evidently, was as stupid as a stone, but tall and strongly built. Dirty Dsâng was tiny, even among tinies, and always spitting.


“Has either of you ever come down with the Bloody Difar, or the runny kind?” She asked, crouching over them when the laughter had died down.


“Well, the runny kind I get only when I let Rock Woo wash the vegetables.” Babeface Bao gave to account, scratching his hairless head.


Rock Woo laughed at that and then glanced at Janna as though he had already forgotten the question.


“Me neither,” said Dirty Dsâng and spat on Rock Woo's foot.


That was a good sign but could mean bloody well anything. Janna started to feel that there would be no way to be sure.


'An empirical study into epidemiology with a sample size of three.' She thought. 'My professors were right to let me fail.'


“Show me your teeth.” She ordered them and they reluctantly obeyed.


They were all very, very brown, but none appeared to be missing. Shame was that she didn't know the word for tea. Was there even such a thing in this world? There should be, she concluded, seeing as everything else from earth seemed present. That was an empirical observation she had almost patted herself on the back for, before she remembered everything that was present here that was not present on earth, like magic.


“What do you drink?” She asked next, forgetting to specify non alcoholic beverages.


Dirty Dsâng spat and went over to where a stoneclay bottle stood atop a barrel by the tent, uncorked it and took a healthy swallow. Then he offered the bottle to her, one hand at the neck and one beneath the bottom.


“He wants you to drink, but I must warn ye.” Travian di Faffarallo explained. “Their snaps is one of the worst will ever burn a hole in your throat!”


Rock Woo laughed and licked his lips.


She took the bottle gingerly, careful not to crush it, and poured the contents onto her tongue. It tasted somewhat like turpentine smelled and burned like acid, revolting and painful at the same time.


“I mislike it too!” Babeface Bao confessed with visible embarrassment. “I much prefer my tea!”


Janna couldn't be sure so she had to ask for it as well, confirming that the word meant tea indeed, something like green tea in this instance and almost cold.


“Condottiere, I believe I have a solution for you regarding the Bloody Difar.” She said. “Stop shitting in the river, for one. I know you think the water will carry it all away but the demons of disease breed more merrily in water, believe me, and dying is worse than enduring the stink. Best bury your shit altogether.”


“Hm?! Arr, aye, that we will do, if it helps!”


“Second, remove all dead things from the water, if there are any. This is very much for the same reason. And three, start drinking tea. Just boil the water before you drink it if you don't like the taste or lack the supplies. It is essential that you do this, or the disease will spread.”


He chewed on that one a while longer but finally gave a curt nod.


“And now, please, I would like something to get this awful taste out of my mouth, or else I'm going to eat Rock Woo!” She concluded, rubbing her tongue against her teeth.


It was mind-boggling that such a small amount of the liquid could change her entire oral flora so completely and for the worse. Everything felt wrong in there and the awful taste lingered and lingered and would not go away.


“Ah, it would improve our grub,” di Faffarallo allowed, “but the man still owes me thirteen coppers from dice, so I say no!”


Babeface Bao came back out of the cooks tent a moment later with a larger platter full of crudely chopped pork items, skin and fat still on and looking less appetizing than dogfood. Janna poured it into her mouth nonetheless, slushing it around to mop up the taste which the salty pork did marvellously.


Then she thanked them all, promised to come back to check on them and waved good bye. She made her way back the longer route to Joborn, thinking that she had strangle enjoyed her visit to these sellswords. They were interesting, somehow, and she was bored. And there had been ogres here too. If Janna could catch one she would have a lot of fun with it.


Most of all, though, she was eager to see if her advice would help curb this outbreak of disease. If so, she would undoubtedly have done something good. Yann Redhand and Master Zaum crossed her mind then, and she regretted getting rid of them. It had been an ad hoc decision, made hastily and imprudently. She had thought the though and done the deed, crushing Zaum under foot in an instant. She might have still spared Yann, the tiny barber surgeon, but once he was in her panties she felt like if she took him out she would have to apologize to him, which would be awkward. And if truth be told, she wouldn't have been surprised if he understood her killing him, in his own, little, submissive way. Nevertheless, killing him had been especially wrong, no matter how bad she had needed that orgasm to take her mind off Furio.


She was half way back to town, still in the middle of the woods, when she realized that she had forgotten to inquire after the village's name. That made her laugh, but she wouldn't turn back around now.

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Garvin Blaithin pulled his cloak tightly around his shoulders and made sure Elvar and Eara were huddled tightly in theirs. The children were scared and cranky, barely having slept in the night on account of nightmares. Garvin had had nightmares too and Laura had been in every one of them. He felt like he had relived the experience of being captured by her half a hundred times.

“Are you cold?” He asked Eara who was shivering.

Elvar, his boy, was older and sturdier. Garvin picked up the little girl and carried her downstairs, his son at his heels. The noble mansion was icy because there were no servants to keep fires lit and the soldiers only bothered when they were asked, which in turn no one had done for Garvin's room. He hoped his wife had it nicer in the dungeons, though he doubted it.

“Where is mother?” Eara asked again, a tear tumbling down her round, young cheek.

They were so young, his children. It was breaking his heart that they had to endure this. That they had to was his mother's fault, a fact that still infuriated him. He wondered what reckless insanity had ridden her when she decided to seek shelter in Feyrenwall rather than Honingen or even further south, perhaps, in Abilacht.

The monstrous enormity Laura had captured the castle the day before, taking a number of hostages and making Lord Ilaen Albenblood her bannerman by that measure. That was how Garvin's children and mother had ended up in her custody as well and it was a glad tiding that they were still alive. Had Laura decided she wished to trample the place rather than keep it, they might have ended up squashed to brine, like anything else she stepped on.

Bragon Fenwasian's hall was modest and decorated to make it look like inside a forest with branches hanging from the ceiling and pots with little trees or grass standing about. The Fenwasians were fairy worshippers and their fanatic connection to the Farindel manifested all inside their lordly homes. There were wood carvings and tapestries to the same effect hung upon the walls, forest, fairies and magical animals that looked as though they meant to engage in pleasant conversation.

Conchobair soldiers were about and a few men at arms from Feyrenwall, as well as a palpable tension in the air between them. Everyone kept their blades close, but Reo Conchobair's men outnumbered Ilaen Albenblood's two to one in the hall. Outside, surcoats and badges of Albenblood were much in the majority now.

Garvin wanted to claim a seat as far away from the high table as he could in case the king pretender would show up and ask him to sing songs about the Sword King. He was very fond of those, and very much indifferent to music otherwise. Just now, though, Garvin had to get some warmth into his children's bellies.

But not long after they entered a soldier in Albenblood colours came over to speak with him.

“My lady asks that you break your fast with her.” He inclined with a tip of his helmet that would have been insolent had Garvin been high born. “She says to bring your children too.”

Garvin had no choice and so he followed, being lead to where Moraine of Draustone sat with her husband and their children on either side of them, once again flanked by three more ladies, right beneath the high table.

“My lord!” Garvin went to one knee before Ilaen Albenblood and pinched Elvar in the leg so that he would do the same.

Much as most, Ilaen Albenblood was a man with short hair, in his case chestnut brown and wild from helmet wearing. His eyes were a deep grey-green, his face unshaven, and there was a hint of recent defeat in the air about him.

“Ah.” He acknowledged. “I can see your children have slept almost as bad as mine.”

The children he referred to, Thara and Thalian, were slightly younger than Eara and Elvar respectively, so it did not surprise Garvin to hear it, and it was plainly written on their faces as well. As horrible as the situation was for anyone, it had to be worst on the youngest.

“Aye, my lord.” He said, putting his daughter on his knee.

Elia would have made a comment about the hearth in their room, if she hadn't set things right yesterday when it emerged. But Garvin did not have the guts for that.

Moraine of Draustone spoke up eagerly and more courteous than Garvin had any right to expect: “Please sit! The porridge tastes like it's been cooked by soldiers, I fear, but it is the best we have in this situation. Sir Aeneas, if you would assist him with his children.”

Garvin had to blink for a moment while a huge knight with two crossed axes and an oak tree on his cloak grabbed his children and deposited them on the bench next to him as if they were made of straw.

“This one's a strong lad, milord.” The bearded knight proclaimed nonetheless while lifting Elvar a lot higher than the bench below required. “He'd make a good page, don't you think?”

“Yes.” The lord of Feyrenwall nodded before turning to Garvin. “I was hoping to speak to you about this. Would you consent?”

Garvin's blood froze in his veins and he had almost lost consciousness, as he had with Laura.

'Why are you asking me that?' He had almost replied.

If anyone, his wife Elia made decisions like that, never he. But Elia was in the dungeons. If truth be told, he was still baffled by Lady Moraine's courtesy. She was a Stepahan, one of the utmost noble, powerful and best connected families in the kingdom.

“Uh, my lord...” He stammered helplessly.

With every second he thought about it he became less comfortable with the idea of putting Elvar on or anywhere near a battlefield. The war to come would have to be one of the worst in a long time, and one of the most deadly because Laura was no doubt committing unspeakable atrocities that her enemies then had to avenge somehow. But Elvar was of the age at which boys would become pages which would then make them squires in time, and ultimately knights if they were good.

“Your daughter, as well, ought not to grow up and aspire to be as your wife.” Lady Moraine interfered bluntly before Garvin could say any more. “Wouldn't it be good for her if she grew up at a proper court, friends with a proper lady such as my daughter will be?”

He was speechless. They were offering to foster Elvar and Eara, giving them a place in their noble home.

“I never knew Elia had such fine children, and roughly the age of mine too.” Ilaen added with an expression of shock on his face. “I rue not having invited you more often. That was wrong, I see that now, and I beg your forgiveness. The other Talvinyrs have done me good service, but frankly I was afraid Elia's daughter would take after her in her fancies and your son after...well, yours.”

That was an insult, meant or not, but Garvin was more used to swallowing such drafts than any other man could be. That his son had to hear it wounded him, but it couldn't be any worse than when Elia chastised him. The other Talvinyrs, novice Eradh and steward Eris, were looking on from further down the table, next to Garvin's mother. All were giving him wide eyes, nodding frantically to make him consent.

But Elia might see things differently, as she so often did.

If truth be told, however, Elia had never cared much about the children when they were very young and Eara was too young to play with swords yet. Elvar had learned a few songs and was beginning to show promise with the harp but had already received his first sword lesson as well. A knight could sing and play as well as fight, and one had only to look at the example of Mathariel Swordsong to know that.

If Elia misliked this she would tear out his guts, Garvin knew, but ambushed like this he had no choice.

“I...I'd be honoured!” He inclined his head, quivering. “But...”

'But will we live to see the morrow?'

As nice as this was, it seemed highly impractical. Everyone present were captives of a gigantic, man-eating monster and from now on forced to be at war with their won true king, Finnian ni Bennain.

“Thara, my love.” Moraine turned to her daughter. “Would you like to meet Eara Talvinyr? She'll be your friend and you can play together every day! Would you like that?”

“Who?” The young girl rubbed her red eyes with the back her hand.

“Eara, meet Thara Albenblood, your new friend!” He made haste to get them acquainted while looking around for food to get some warmth into his daughter's belly.

From a large bowl of porridge, scenting of pork fat, he shovelled a healthy portion into a wooden bowl and placing it before Eara, then doing the same for Elvar. Bacon seemed out of stock, the wooden platter it had been served on still swimming with grease. Garvin took two pieces of rye bread and mopped up some fat before tossing them into the bowls.

“I will get some more, it is no trouble,” smiled Ceara of Jasalin, the lady next to Moraine of Draustone and the Lord's cousin from the Jasalin line, taking the platter and hurrying down the hall.

It was rather absurd. Outside, still sleeping, was Laura, the giant beast that could end them all in an instant if she wanted. But in here, in this hall that wasn't truly theirs, they were playing at normalcy. These highborns being so friendly to Garvin was anything but normal, though, giving away the predicament in which they were.

“I don't want to.” Eara said, crying again. “I want to go home, father. Can we, please?”

“Eat your porridge, and quickly, so you can go play!” Garvin urged her while Elvar was eagerly tugging at his sleeve.

“Does this mean I will be a knight?” The boy asked, suddenly not tired and afraid any longer.

It was a great chance for him, something Garvin had no power to offer, not to mention something all boys dreamed of. The huge knight Sir Aeneas sat next to Elvar and now turned grinningly away from his ale to the boy.

“Oh, you'll be bigger than me, some day, boy!” He roared and roughed Elvar's hair with a hand larger than the boy's head. “But first you must learn!”

He reached around himself and pulled off his cloak, his surcoat and then his chain mail shirt, filling the air with sweat.

“Here!” He handed the mail to Elvar. “Get a barrel with sand and roll it. That's the best way to get the rust off. When you're done, you come back to me. I'll show you how to oil it right.”

“Thalian,” Lord Ilaen turned to his son. “Go with Elvar and show him how it's done. Get my mail as well. Later, we shall see who of you is the better swordsman!”

Thalian looked as if he had cried all night long and was in no fit state to fight anyone. He was six years old at the most.

“I don't want to, father!” He protested but Ilaen gave him a sharp look and grabbed his neck, pushing him to go.

“My boy ought to eat his porridge.” Garvin frowned but Elvar had already run halfway around the table to Thalian.

“Let boys be boys!” Roared Sir Aeneas with a laugh, slapping Garvin's back so hard he almost knocked his head into the table.

Garvin the singer and Sir Aeneas the knight could not have been more different, Garvin thought. Aeneas had a reputation for many things, including for being the worst singer in all of Albernia, whereas Garvin was likely among the worst fighters.

Eara nibbled three spoons full of porridge and then shoved the bowl away, pouting: “I want to go home!”

“Sweetling, why don't you show Eara your new doll, hm?” Moraine of Draustone urged her daughter and the two other ladies stood at once.

One was Erin Morganyr, the other Talia of Albenblood-Lighthouse, Garvin saw. They took care of the girls quicker than he would have believed, leaving him alone in the ambush, wondering if there was anything other than his children they could want of him. Why they wanted them was rather obvious, and kindness was none of their ideals. Their children needed companions, friends to make it through this horror.

“I'll see some lads take care the boys don't wander where they don't belong.” Sir Aeneas grumbled, pushing up from the table and going as well.

Garvin looked after him until he heard Lady Moraine sob, finding her burying her face in her husband's shoulder. Ilaen of Albenblood returned Garvin's look, but it was as if there were a thousand miles between them.

“I cannot thank you enough!” The lady cried, her shoulders heaving with her sobs.

Ilaen put an arm around her.

'I am looking upon skeletons.' Garvin thought. 'Living bones, hollow shells. Wrecks.'

And all that after one night. That wasn't good. He wished there was something he might do to ease their pain, but he felt like it was a bad time for singing.

Lady Ceara of Jasalin came back, looking surprised to see the children gone. She had brought a platter of bacon and a tankard of ale for Garvin as well. He took it thankfully and drank deep, trying to forget the inescapable.

Soon after, Sir Aeneas was back as well, sat down heavily and drank even deeper before starting the conversation anew.

“So...” He growled, his version of a whisper. “Last night five of your men tried to make it out over the wall with a rope. One made it, the other four were caught. They are being served to the beast when she wakes up. Those Conchobair bastards are keeping a close eye. I had a look at the gate too, but I can't see no way through that rubble.”

Ilaen gave him a hard look: “We cannot leave! Laura holds my wife and children!”

The other frowned: “Your wife is here, milord, and so were your children, until a moment ago.”

“There are guards about us at all times, I cannot risk it!” The Lord whispered, looking around in distress. “I will hear no more of this!”

He was haunted, Garvin understood. Dark shadows were beneath Ilaen's eyes and his wife was still crying.

“We have the numbers, though.” Sir Aeneas went on unperturbed. “We can butcher the pretender's scum and slit the beast's throat for her while she sleeps.”

Ilaen only looked at him with wide eyes, his jaw quivering.

“Singer,” the knight turned to Garvin instead, “what do you think?”

Garvin swallowed hard, trying to decide whether or not the question was meant as a mockery.

“Much as I wish, I am not your man, Sir Aeneas.” He replied. “Not while my wife still sits in the dungeons. I shall plead for her release today.”

“You?!”

That made the knight laugh. Garvin would do it, though, and he would do it through song. He had not yet pieced it together in his mind, becoming distracted by his fear whenever he tried to make something up, but he was confident that something would come to him eventually. Music calmed Laura, turning her into something horrifying and amiable at the same time. All Garvin had to do was sing in front of her without losing consciousness, or so he hoped.

Feeling strangely elevated he took a piece of bacon and ate it, washing it down it ale.

“Here come the king and queen!”

A shout rang in the hall and suddenly everyone was on their feet and on one knee a moment later.

The usurpers Reo Conchobair and Princess Branwyn ni Bennain came through the door side by side. The Swordking's son wore no crown and not very lordly attire besides, like Sir Aeneas having come to the hall armoured and armed, the two crossed swords of his house emblazoned on his chest. He wasn't looking very kingly at all, no grace but an unseemly swagger in his step.

At thirty seven years old the man had no good reputation. His wife had left him, his king despised him and everyone made japes about him behind his back, mostly on account of his bastard birth with some Ferdoker whore apparently being his mother. After Raidri Conchobair's only legitimate child, Rhianna Conchobair, had fallen into disgrace, Invher ni Bennain had elevated Reo because she was in need of someone to man the castle.

Reo was a squire, far as Garvin knew, and had not ever been instructed by a real knight. His whore mother had sent him to sword master Scanlail ui Uinin in Havena instead, and knights made japes about that as well.

The Princess beside him was not much better, although her tale was even more complicated. It spoke to Laura's immense might that she could even attempt to replace Finnian ui Bennain and Talena of Draustone with these two third rate nobles. Nevertheless, the princess was beautiful, sixteen years old with curls like spun gold. She wore a white gown with the dragon of Bennain on her young bosom but did not display the three Albernian crowns on blue as a queen should have.

“Haha, now that's a way to enter a hall!” Conchobair quipped, shovelling air with his hands. “Rise, friends?! We're all fighting for the same cause, are we not?”

“Eat shit, you babbling traitor!” Aeneas cursed under his breath.

The king did not hear because in that moment everyone was rising again, Garvin with them, close to a hundred feet scratching over stone. Funny enough, Garvin never remembered kneeling down in the first place.

The pretender sauntered over to the high seat, Branwyn markedly stiffly at his heels. In sitting down he fixed his gaze on Ilaen, nodding.

“Ilaen Albenblood, Lord of Feyrenwall and Baron of Niamor! How are you, this cold morning? You have rested well, I hope?”

“Not very well, my l-... your grace!” Ilaen replied haltingly.

Garvin would have liked to be in any other place but here, so uncomfortable was the very air to breathe.

Branwyn clapped her hands impatiently: “Bring ale and food, you dimwits! Why do you think we are seated here?!”

Her look could have curdled milk, but there was no doubt that her meal was already in preparation.

“My king!” Ilaen spoke up. “I have heard that some of my men have tried to escape in the night.”

“Mhm.” Conchobair nodded and leaned backwards in his chair, rubbing his fingers together before his mouth as if to salt his next words. “So they have. Now, are you the coward or they? Seems to me the fault lies with their commander no matter which way you look at it.”

“They acted without my knowledge.” The Lord of Albenblood replied, struggling to keep calm. “They are deserters, therefore, and should be treated as such.”

“I haven't decided yet.” Conchobair still rubbed his fingers together. “I suppose this depends upon how loyal you turn out in future. I saw your children are mingling with others. Whose are they?”

“M-m-mine, my lord!” Garvin spoke up instantly, raising a hand. “Your grace, I mean!”

“Ha!” Princess Branwyn gave a dismissive laugh. “Bastards, I have no doubt.”

Her betrothed shot her a painful glance at that and chewed his lip: “It is good you let them play with each other. Let's hope they do not lose their new friends all too early.”

The thinly veiled threat was just a reiteration of the one Laura had made, Garvin knew. Perhaps that was everything this king had. He had already heard that the giantess did not confide all that much with him, nor with Branwyn who had been mostly keeping to her chambers.

'I am looking at living bones, hollow shells,' he thought once again.

But were they wrecks?

Laura was capturing Albernia castle for castle at a current rate of one per day. Not counting Winhall, one might even have postulated that she was a gathering spirit rather than a destructive one. That was if it weren't for the eyewitness accounts of what she had done at Iaun Cyll, however.

So far, it did not seem that anything could stop her, but in the direction in which she was going lay now the emptied village Aran and the large city of Honingen after that. Franka Salva Galahan was not unbeatable, as Nordmarken had proved a number of times, but she was certainly cunning and had a great number of men on which she could rely. If Laura fell, so did this king. Garvin actually expected his reign to be short-lived, his end to be inevitable and his death to be painful and bloody. Bragon Fenwasian was not a character wise men crossed, neither was King Finnian nor Arlan Stepahan or indeed the Countess Franka Salva Galahan for that matter.

And Reo had all of them against him, with his two only bannermen, Ilaen and Aeneas, sitting in this hall which was not rightfully his, despising him, following only on account of threat and hostage most foul done.

That gave him an idea.

“My king!” Garvin spoke up again. “By rights, my wife is my lord of Albenblood's bannerman. Perhaps if you released her, she might...”

He broke off when he heard the laughter in the room, growing louder and louder. The king pretender laughed and the Princess giggled heartily. Sir Aeneas laughed so extensively that he sprayed ale all over Lord Ilaen and his wife, but even they chuckled.

“Hahaha! You make a good fool, I give you that!” Reo Conchobair slapped the high table with his hand. “Have we got tailors who can fit him for motley, anyone?!”

When the false king made the jape everyone laughed anew, but the echo that rang back from walls and rafters this time was largely as false as his title.

Garvin chewed his lip: “She's not a man, your grace, it is true. And yet, she is undefeated.”

Bewilderment spread on the faces all around and awkward glances were exchanged.

“She is more use to you with a sword in hand than in the dungeons. Now that Lord Ilaen of Albenblood has declared for you I see no sense in not freeing her. I plead before you, your grace. Release her.”

“I need more troops, especially knights.” Conchobair replied. “Not woman folk who fancy themselves such.”

He waved his hand, dismissing the matter. Garvin wanted to ask whether or not it was even within his power to release Elia, but he never got that far.

“I second this request, your grace!” Ilaen Albenblood stood after a moment of consideration. “You have this good man's wife in your dungeons, a lady of noble birth and sworn to me!”

“Injustice!” Aeneas roared and stood as well, scowling up to the high table.

Conchobair poked his tongue into his cheek, frowning gravely: “I shall speak to the giantess about her release then. But I must warn you. If Lady Elia's conduct displeases Laura then my mercy might well mean her ghastly and untimely death.”

It was a cunning answer. He had to admit that it wasn't within his power to release Elia on his own terms, but that would have come out either way, as Ilaen had no doubt bargained. So as not to let that fact weaken his authority Conchobair salted it with doubt over the goodness of the deed altogether.

'I am looking at liars.' Garvin thought. 'Shadows who have no power.'

What was keeping this horse afloat? Death.

“Th-thank you, your grace!” Garvin bowed. “I...”

He couldn't well give any guarantees for his wife's behaviour. There was little he could do to ever change her mind.

“I do hope for the best.” He said instead, queasy inside.

Conchobair turned to his food then and the conversation was over.

After breakfast Garvin went to see how the children took to their new friends and saw that it was good. Thalian and Elvar were futilely looking for a barrel in the garden where two laughing Araner Lancers had told them to look. The boys looked engaged and would no doubt be exhausted later and certainly sleep better tonight.

Thara and Eara sat at the fairy fountain huddled in warm blankets and attended by Erin Morganyr and Talia of Albenblood-Lighthouse. Talia was lovingly brushing Eara's hair while Erin was giving instructions in embroidery. The picture almost brought Garvin to tears, and he chose not to disturb it.

That was hard, though. He had given his children away after all. But who knew. If after all this madness there was still a world left to inhabit, Udlaidrim was not far from Feyrenwall, and Garvin would often be able to visit. Perhaps this was it. Perhaps this was the start of a better life.

If not for Laura.

The man-eating enormity was on her side, still sleeping on the other end of the castle like some queer, evil mountain that moved up and down with soft, godly breaths. She had come back late yesterday, bringing Lord Ilaen and his court to Iaun Cyll. She was snoring softly and girlishly, and yet Garvin could hear it from hundreds of meters away, like a great wind stirring in the woods. It was frightening.

While he walked aimlessly around the enormous castle, his mind was piecing together a new song, albeit one that would not help him free his wife. It was inspired largely by the look on some of the Albenblood levies' and men at arms' faces. The song was new in style as well as theme and would be difficult to realize because it required two voices, skilfully worked against each other in a conflicting duet.

The preparations for Laura's breakfast were going on, baking bread, boiling mutton, salt pork and so forth. Iaun Cyll had many kitchens to service the large barracks that were built to house an army of thousands and withstand sieges of several years while doing so. The inside of the thick outer walls would strike one as vulnerable to stone throwers because even though the houses were made of rocks and mortar their roofs were slate, thatch or shingle. That was without counting the four enormous towers, though.

On these huge, round, imposing towers had been stone and bolt throwers with long range due to their high vantage points. Only Laura must have destroyed these when she took the castle, Garvin concluded from the damage to the crenelations, and she had pulled down the top half of the north-western tower altogether.

To think that a body inhabited by a single mind was able to do such was a scary thing indeed.

But as for the people inhabiting the castle now, they all had to come to terms with their fear of Laura. If Garvin's singing could help with that then this would be a good thing.

He came by a barrack with a bench outside its doorway on which a youth in gambeson was resting out the contents of the empty wine skin next to him. His padded jacked was quartered in Albenblood red and black but a badge on his cloak showed the colours of House Ardwain, a white dog with a red collar on a green field. He had a dagger on his belt and a wooden mace was resting against the bench, next to a small lute.

At Garvin's approach, the young man opened his eyes: “What?! Urgh.”

He could not be older than sixteen.

“I see the badge of Ardwain on your cloak.” Garvin said. “Who are you?”

“That's my house's sigil.” The youth sat up and rubbed his head. “I am Cathal, son of Reodred, the castellan at Feyrenwall.” He looked about and winced. “I had hoped all of this was but a bad dream.”

Garvin had seen Reodred Ardwain once, much as he had seen most people of any note around Albernia during the time that he had been a singer. The leathery castellan was a military man through and through and an archetypal middle piece between his Lord and his garrison, capable but without many ambitions of his own. Garvin found that admirable.

“If so then why have you not stayed with your father?” He asked, trying to somehow get to the point where he might ask the youth whether he'd be interested in trying the song with him.

“Ah,” Cathal rubbed his face top to bottom, “my place is with my lord of Albenblood. I am his page.”

Sixteen was awfully old for a page, Garvin thought. The lad should have been made a squire long ago. But if he was incapable or unreliable, perhaps on account of too much of a fondness for drink, Ilaen might well withhold the advancement. In such a case it was also no wonder he went looking for new pages.

“I do not fail to see, however, that you are not with your lord and master just now.” Garvin hinted. “Uh, meaning no offence.”

The lad looked at him questioningly before his mouth formed a large, big O.

“Has...has he already broken his fast? I'm supposed to be with him. He told me to...”

“Get the rust out of his mail?” Garvin smiled softly. “That's already been taken care of. He has a new page, mine own son, Elvar.”

“Oh.” Cathal bit his lip before hanging his head and reaching for the wine skin, squeezing the last few drops into his mouth.

Clearly, Ilaen Albenblood did not enforce discipline with his pages very harshly. Garvin was inclined to like that, thinking that a clever mind needed room to develop in, but at the same time he wished not for his son to become as that which he saw.

“I should go.” The lad swayed lightly when no more wine was coming out of his skin. “He will be looking for me.”

Garvin considered for a moment, weighing the morality of what he was about to say. He did not want to anger the young man, and the iron spikes in the wooden mace gave him the shivers. But he had to try his song.

“Ca...can you play that lute?” He asked, pointing.

The youth shrugged: “Just so well, I guess. I thought the girls might like it but I don't play so well when...”

“When you're in your cups?”

He nodded.

“Perhaps I can teach you a couple of things.” Garvin suggested. “How good is your voice for singing?”

“Albernia! Eternal is our vigil! Glorious and free!”

Garvin waved a hand to make it stop. His voice was rough from wine and ache. No doubt Cathal had carpenters working in his forehead because he sounded as though he had wood in his mouth. But for Garvin's new song that might be just right.

He took the small lute and sat, giving the strings a strumming and adjusting the tightness with four wooden screws at the top to improve the sound.

Then he played, a continuous, easy tune, first plucking individual string and then strumming them all together, like a call and a response. He took a deep, long note and followed with three high ones in quick succession, making sure they changed but befit each other.

“That sounds...different.” Cathal gaped at the lute in Garvin's hands. “How do you do that?”

“Here, so.” Garvin showed him different positions of the fingers when playing multiple strings in order to create a melody. “And with the tightness of your fingers you can make a sound longer and more vibrant or shorter and scratchier, like this.”

He could tell that the young man was enticed. For all the leathery efficiency of Reodred Ardwain, the old castellan at Feyrenwall, his son was clearly cut of a much different cloth.

“Now let me teach you some words that go with this song.” Garvin ventured after playing for a while. “I want you to sing not with me but against me, my verse beginning already when yours was just about to end, and the other way around. Do you understand? I call this song man at arms.”

He kept a watchful ear out for any shouts or or other foreboding omens in the castle, but all he could hear in that regard were Laura's snores. Cathal proved forgetful when it came to the words. They went in is one ear and appeared to leak out the other at the very same speed. His voice proved very well for the song however, and he figured out how to wrought his verses into Garvin's quite quickly.

The song began with the youth's lamenting call to which Garvin then immediately replied, right before the other fell in, almost interrupting him. Then there were certain lines they had to sing together for emphasis. It really sounded quite astonishing when they got it right.

“Man at arms!”

“I didn't sleep for a week and a day and a night.”

“My nights are restless!”

“For I have seen horrors.”

“Man at arms!”

“I am not the strongest nor cunning and I do feel that my days are numbered. Aye, aye, aye, I will, my lord, what ever you say and if it be that I fall on my sword. Fight for your lordship, kill for your lordship, or die for your lordship?”

“Man at arms!”

“Great wealth, they said, and glory you'll find.”

“Man at arms!”

“My loved ones' faces blur in my mind.”

“Man at arms!”

“By greater men's behest do I fight.”

“To the death!”

“At last it must be Boron release me.”

Cathal stood when they got that far flawlessly for the first time, looking at Garvin with eyes wide.

“This is marvellous!” He said. “So sad!”

“This would not be hard song to sing drunk, eh?” Garvin allowed himself a smile.

He felt he was walking on air, seeing his song work out like that.

“What comes next?”

“Well, next, the both of us have to sing the general melody, making music with our mouths. Let me see what you can do.”

It was not half bad, after a couple of tries. After that musical bridge, Garvin found himself out of verses, however. They worked at it together, occasionally retrying the first part to get the feeling of it again. That attracted onlookers from time to time, generating the sight of queasy pleasure on the soldiers' faces as they listened. And it was a guilty pleasure indeed. The song might be deemed defeatist, damaging to morale.

Garvin did not think so, but rather that it reflected a grim reality most if not all men at arms were somewhat aware of, even if they lacked the words to speak it out loud. A noble man or captain, depending on these men to fight for him, might yet feel differently, however, but that was part of what made it so savoury as well. It was their thing, and it was meant for them.

The two musicians were still engaged when they heard the sigh that cut the merriment suddenly short. Laura had woken. When Garvin looked he could see her, having sat up and stretching her arms, each more than thirty metres long, over the castle.

“Good morning to you, you little shrinkies.” She said to some people in her massive field of vision. “I've slept quite long, haven't I.”

She evidently did not wait for a reply but stood up immediately to her full imposing height, dwarfing each and everything around her. In her sleeping bag she bag she had been naked, it was now revealed, a fact she seemed to regret, hurrying to cover herself.

“It's cold today isn't it? Bwuuh!”

The breath coming from her mouth formed palpable clouds that remained much longer than they had any right to, giving her the appearance of actually breathing fire. She ogled at that fact and went to create a particularly large one, like a child in winter.

Then she looked down at where she had slept: “Did I crush any of you guys in my sleep? No, huh. You guys are too smart for that.”

One of her legs shot out.

“Aw, what's wrong? Don't want to get squished? Haha, beg me!”

She appeared to be in a jolly mood, which was somehow even more frightening that it had been when she was wroth. Garvin noted that his bladder had let go again, but he was beyond being ashamed of that now. It would get better, he told himself. He had only spent half a day, a night and a morning at Iaun Cyll so far. He would get used to it.

“I have to go look for my...” He started at Cathal Ardwain but when he looked down he found that the youth was missing.

The mace was still there, leaning against the bench as it had been, but the wine skin was gone.

'Poor lad.' Garvin thought, claiming the lute for his own. 'And worse yet, unreliable.'

He wanted to go look for him, work on the song, cling to normalcy as Ilaen Albenblood and is wife had apparently decided was best for their humours.

“Aw, you little thing, don't be afraid.” The beast's voice rang from above. “I'm just playing!”

“Man at arms...” Garvin whispered and hummed softly under his breath as he made his way back to the lordly mansion, strumming numbly on the instrument in his hands.

Iaun Cyll was huge and constructed so orderly that it was easy to forget sometimes where one was. Barracks could look eerily alike and neigh all was stone. There were three major alleys from the lordly part of the castle through the military part and onto the gate, one in the middle and two behind each wall. Then there were two smaller ones in between again, and little paths in between the large buildings.

Near the gate, where Laura slept, almost everything was flat. The giantess had simply trampled everything in order to create a place for herself to lay down. Garvin was uncomfortable around there but at the mansion it was not quite better. Autumn had turned the fallen leaves yellow, brown and red. Needle trees stood in dark, deep green, like towering watchmen, belittling him as he went near. The hedges in the gardens were low but left to grow wild as everything else.

The Fenwasians did not believe in trimming, keeping everything as it would be in the Farindel which they held in holy regard. They did also not believe in the Twelve, which was why there were no shrines around here. The only marginally devotional item was the well, depicting the large stone fairy. No water was currently gushing from the vessel she held, but there must have been at some point, judging from where it had washed away the stone and green grime had accumulated.

Garvin turned away from the mansion for the moment and went to the well. Perhaps he'd find a shrine to pray somewhere in the barracks, but he doubted the soldiers that had ever been stationed there worshipped the gods he needed just know. And which of the Twelve might help him he was himself at a loss about as well. Possibly all of them. Possibly none at all.

He considered tossing a copper into the well for good luck, but thought that unwise. The fairy smiled her stony smile, looking sideways and down at some small fish in the waters. Birds had shat onto her head, shoulders and wings so it was unclear what she was smiling about. In a certain light, she even looked a little unhinged.

Garvin went back to go into the mansion, deciding that this was no place for him.

Inside, he found the girls Eara and Thara as well as the esteemed ladies Ceara of Jasalin, Talia of Albenblood-Lighthouse, Erin Morganyr and Moraine of Draustone sitting in front of the hearth in the great hall. Eara sucked her thumb while Thara showed her how to do needlework without pricking one's fingers. Moraine was resting her eyes while the other ladies were discussing whether flax, wool or both would make the best stuffing for new doll they would make for Thara so that Eara could have the old one. It was idyllic, even if it was playing at pretence.

The picture was disturbed by three Conchobair men at arms and two Albenblood men in attendance. The former were watching over the ladies, Garvin knew, and the latter were watching so the former would not get any ideas.

The boys Elvar and Thalian were hacking at each other with wooden swords in a corner, watched over by Hilmer, the stuttering, violently common instructor at sword and spear. Even Garvin's mother was there, occupying a window seat, knitting a small woollen sock.

No one paid him any mind and it seemed to him as if he were intruding.

'I do not belong here either.' He thought and turned on his heel. 'But where do I belong?'

Strangely, he found his place on the other side of the castle at Ilaen Albenblood's side, standing in Sir Aeneas' huge shadow. Why he'd gone here he couldn't have said. Perhaps because there was no where else for him to go.

Laura had gone over and outside the walls to wash herself in the river while the king pretender and his retinue to whom they now belonged awaited her. Masses of fodder were being brought, pots of steaming mutton poured into barrels with the broth, baskets and baskets of freshly baked bread from the ovens as well as enough oat and grain porridge to drown every man present.

“Singer!” Ilaen smiled mildly at Garvin when they met. “Have you seen my page to whom this lute belongs?”

Garvin was still carrying it, fond of its sound and even fonder of the fact that it made him visibly a musician.

“Uh.” He inclined his head. “Aye, my lord. He has a good sense for song.”

Sir Aeneas snorted into his beard but said nothing.

Ilaen gave him a frown: “That's one quality, at least. Not enough to build my hopes up, but at last something good I might say about him. He does not quite take after his father, I fear.”

“Well.” Garvin chewed his lip. “Perhaps being a warrior is not for him. It never was for me, so...”

“Would you like to receive instructions at sword and shield?” The lord interrupted him. “Perhaps, some day, I could in good conscience knight you, even.”

“Uh...” Garvin was taken aback, struggling for an excuse to decline the outrageously generous offer.

'You have my children and my thanks for that as well.' He thought. 'Would you take my music from me next?'

Mathariel Swordsong had been both a knight and a singer. The trouble was that Garvin was not Mathariel Swordsong.

“The giantess has said I must be a fool.” He finally said meekly. “I dare not defy her, for I am craven.”

Aeneas snorted again, angrily this time, but immediately caught Lord Ilaen's rebuke.

“To be afraid of her is not craven, Aeneas.” He said, surprisingly stern. “I am afraid of her to my very bones! Sense, I call that, not cowardice.”

Garvin felt immensely grateful until it all was replaced with mind-numbing terror when Laura stepped back over Iaun Cyll's enormous walls. In his mind he was trying to get songs in order in case she wanted him to perform, but all he could think of was man at arms and there was no one near to sing it with him.

He felt the tremor of her buttocks pummelling the ground when she plopped herself down in front of them all. Reo Conchobair stood out front with Eris Talvinyr, the steward of Feyrenwall. The rest of the men present were either looking on with mixed expressions on their faces or occupying themselves by delivering food. Steaming bread and mutton truly were never so mesmerizing as now, judging by the way the carriers kept their eyes upon them.

Sitting, the giantess was still at least forty metres tall, about as many steps as Garvin stood away from her.

She looked around: “Hm, I like this. We already look like a small army, don't we.”

To her, that would have been an army of ants, or something slightly larger than that. Crickets, perhaps Garvin thought, upright walking crickets in surcoats, carrying little stings capable of inflicting little more than flea bites to her. It posed the disconcerting question why she even bothered. She must have been a gathering mind after all, or a so malevolent one that she liked having her feet kissed by her victims before she murdered them in bulks.

“Why is this bread steaming?” She remarked, gingerly picking up a backed of loafs that looked as though the had just been taken from the ovens. “Is it fresh?”

The bread Garvin had eaten that morning had not been half bad. It occurred to him, however, that Iaun Cyll might have much too few bakers to accommodate Laura's enormous appetite. She had consumed tons upon tons of food the night before. Clearly far more than any army.

When she ate the hot bread, her mouth steamed even more than before but she did not wince with pain or go mad with rage as one might have feared. It simply did not perturb her.

Garvin soon found it easier to hide behind Sir Aeneas broad shoulders rather than to look upon the giantess and watch her eat. Surely it was best if she didn't see him too.

“Reo, I think I have to attack Honingen today. What do you think?” Her voice vibrated straight through the huge knight, flesh, bone and armour all.

And even if Garvin had poured molten led into his ears he was sure he would still hear it booming in his head.

“That's how the plan goes!” Reo Conchobair called up to her face. “But now that Lord Ilaen is with us I would think it wiser to secure the rest of Niamor first! I need men, Laura!”

For a moment, there was only the sound of her eating.

Then she sighed: “Fine! Lord Ilaen, that means you must come with me, I suppose? Who better to bring your fief to heel without me having to plough it under. How are you? Is your wound giving you trouble?”

Garvin hadn't known or seen any wound on him but now that he had to shout he held his side: “I'll do what ever you command so long as my wife and children are kept safe!”

There was iron stubbornness in his grey-green eyes when he tossed a defying look back at Sir Aeneas. Then he marched ahead, stopping next to Conchobair.

He was slightly taller than the king but they almost shared the same hair colour. Conchobair's was slightly darker and shorter, and not as wild. Since both their cloaks were black it still made them look almost interchangeable from behind. Ilaen wore no steel armour, whereas Reo wore chainmail beneath his blacks, so that would give it away from in front. Their faces were also largely dissimilar, Ilaen possessing somewhat deep-set eyes and Conchobair a larger, dimpled chin and bigger mouth.

“I have heard,” Ilaen continued, “that four of my men have attempted to escape in the night! I can assure you that they have acted without my knowledge. Their lives are therefore yours, for they are deserters!”

It took him strength to say it and not only on account of wound. He was an understanding man, clearly too lenient. Garvin would have thought that to be a favourable trait, but having seen what had become of Cathal, his page, he was starting to think otherwise.

“Five men!” Conchobair corrected with a side glance and a cheeky smile. “One got away!”

“Oh really?” Laura cocked a brow with a mouth full of mutton and bread. “Bring them here then!”

Conchobair waved a hand to some of his men: “They've been peeled and washed for your enjoyment!”

The four men were naked and visibly clean, walking with hands before their privy parts and their eyes locked upon the ground. Conchobair's men formed a half circle behind them, prodding them onwards whenever there was falter in their resolve.

“Hm, I like that even more!” The giantess grinned from ear to ear.

Garvin didn't look long enough to see if any slobber might be running down her chin, but judging from the hunger in her voice that might well have been true. She started right away, bending forward from her seat and down to the ground.

When the crowd gasped and took a jump backwards Garvin felt compelled to look again and almost pissed himself another time. She puckered her lips, brought them close enough to the nearest naked man and started to suck. When his shoulder seemed to touch her lip he was suddenly yanked off the ground and vanished, all at once, as if he had been sucked out of this very world by a force ungodly strong.

Then, while she rose, he re-emerged from her lips while she played with him.

He screamed, shouted and pleaded for mercy while she fed his hopes, giving him glimpses of light that he would rush to with his utmost fervour. But ere he could detach himself from her mouth she would close her lips, trap him, squeeze him, giggle and suck him back inside.

“Cursed!” Sir Aeneas gasped, sounding strangely feeble.

Only Garvin noted the stream of yellow water trickling to the ground between his feet.

“Mhhh, I craved that more than you know.” Laura informed the assembled forces, rubbing her neck.

The man inside her mouth was gone and already she went to claim the others. At this point they only prayed. No one put up any sort of fight. They did not look as though they had been tortured but they must have known that there was no mercy to be had, no escape feasible.

She sucked them into her mouth one after the other and rose once more. Then her jaw moved up and down, a slow rhythm, pulping everything that came in between her teeth.

Garvin's breakfast rushed up through his throat and ended up half on the ground and half on Sir Aeneas dark grey cloak. The knight was indisposed to mind, however, retching up ale like a waterfall.

Then, it happened.

Lord Ilaen's voice was pregnant with dread: “Giantess! King Reo has promised me to plead for the release of a banner...woman of mine! The Lady Elia Tavynyr in your dungeons!”

Conchobair shifted on his feet and swayed his head: “Err, that is true! I want to beg for her release!”

Garvin felt light-headed. He had to sit down.

'Did I accomplish this?'

Would his wife be proud of him? She had to, he figured.

Laura sighed once more.

“Why is it that you have so many demands this morning?” She said in a scolding voice. “But, fine. For the sake of little Lord Ilaen, let her free. If she annoys me I'll ram her up someone's bunghole, though, and I can't promise that it'll be mine!”

“That is all I ask!” Reo Conchobair replied too quickly, causing a hearty laugh from the giantess.

“Are you sure you're a king-to-be and not a fool?” She asked and Garvin's heart dropped into his smallclothes. “Speaking of which, where's my little singer?”

He had to come out but found himself unable to move once more. It wasn't until Aeneas yanked him to his feet and pushed him that he had use of his legs again.

“I am...very g-gratef...”

“Sing it!” She scowled down on him, seeming to grow infinitely larger as she did so.

'She's bending down to me!' A voice cried in his mind. 'She will slurp me up and send me down her gullet, like a little...'

A little what, though. What was he to her.

“My thanks!” He croaked, strumming the lute. “My wife is my life...and all...would be trite...if it weren't f-for the... her scowl...like an fearsome, old...owl! I...”

“You're not funny today.” She broke in, displeased. “I advise you get funny again, or I shall have to amuse myself with you some other way.”

'Should I reply? What would she want to hear?'

She had laughed yesterday about the most banal things.

“Aye!” He strummed and tried at his most sweet voice.

She smiled: “That's marginally better. Still, you'll have to show more elan than this. I want a new song, a really, really good one. I don't care what it's about. Make one like the one yesterday. The one I liked. It doesn't have to be funny, just really, really good,” she shrugged lightly, “or I'll kill you.”

With Garvin's head swimming, Reo Conchobair broached the next issue. It only registered with him on the side, echoing hollowly in head.

Iaun Cyll was running out of food. Laura simply consumed too much of it too quickly. Eris Talvinyr stated that even though the harvest had just been brought in, at the current rate there was only enough food for somewhere between three and seven days. She was unsure about the exact number because she did not have access to the accounts and ledgers, if there were any, so her calculations were based on assumptions and extrapolations.

Laura clearly had a hard time wrapping her mind about the subject. Her head was large, but in many respects she was clearly none too bright, not that any of them present were, far as Garvin could have said, he himself included.

Reo suggested to appoint Eris Talvinyr as steward of the castle until such a time as that Lord Ilaen would return to Feyrenwall, and that Laura should bring food out of Niamor along with the men.

“No.” Laura said to the first suggestion. “Eris can do whatever she wants, or rather, I want her to keep an eye on things. What I really want, though, is for Branwyn to finally act like a queen! She's not even here, so where is she?! Sitting in her room again, combing her fucking hair?!”

Reo Conchobair did not have an answer for that.

“Branwyn is the new steward. Eris can help her, teach her, whatever, but she can't take the work off her shoulders. I want a full report of our accounts tomorrow. Tell her that.”

Laura ingested the rest of her food in haste in order to get going, taking Lord Ilaen, Eradh Talvinyr and two Albenblood men at arms with her when she did.

“Can you do it?” Reo Conchobair put a concerned hand on Garvin's shoulder after she was finally gone.

He nodded, feeling very cold all of a sudden and finding that he had sweated waterfalls in addition to the clammy wetness between his legs.

“I should change my garb, your grace.” He said. “Then I must find Cathal Ardwain, the page.”

“You do.” The king pretender replied. “I shall speak to the princess now. She will spit blood and fire, I am sure. You, I require to speak with your wife. Lord Ilaen has requested that for the time being she guard the Lady Moraine of Draustone, as well as the children. You must let her know that if she aides in any attempt to free the Albenbloods I will have no choice but to have the both of you killed. And you know what that means now. You have witnessed it.”

“Aye, your grace.”

It didn't mean a noose, nor even a chopping block. It meant chomping teeth, large as boulders; stomping feet, or whatever cruel division sprang from Laura's mind.

Garvin went on shaking knees to get himself cleaned up and search for new clothes. He ought not to have been so scared, he tried to tell himself, because he practically already had a new song. It was brilliant, far as he dared to say, however it was not yet finished and the only person he had so far sung it with appeared to be a sixteen-year-old sot.

He found only scant women's wardrobe in the room he had previously occupied with his children, but in another room he found some spare woollens and linens he could wear.

There were no servants to draw baths and the great, marvellous bathhouse of the castle was not heated today, so he had to settle for cold water drawn from the well in order to wash himself. By the time he was done, midday had come and gone and he was no step further to completing his song.

Finding Cathal Ardwain would take another while but first he had to find his wife and speak with her. When he went to the north-eastern tower where the prisoners were kept she already waited for him without.

“You!” She grunted and punched him square in the jaw.

He felt a sharp sting of pain, a crack and felt one of his teeth on his tongue, broken in two pieces. The scent of mud came up his nose. He was face down in the dirt.

He let the tooth and blood fall out of his mouth, knowing that his wife might take offence if he spat. Then he rose and was greeted by her fist in his gut that send him right back down again, gasping for air.

“Did you fuck her!?” His wife dealt him a kick. “Did you crawl up inside her twat to get me freed you measly worm?! Urgh!”

She kicked him again and for a moment all he could see were stars.

“My lady!” Someone shouted, a young voice to be sure. “He pleaded for your release with the king and the king brokered it with the giantess! There was no exchange of...it was done in good will!”

Nevertheless, Elia wasn't satisfied ere she had dealt him another kick to the stomach, just for release of her anger. She could get terribly wroth, Garvin's wife, and when she did there was no backing down. She was undefeated, as far as arguments went in any case.

“I must...” He winced and coughed, “...make her a song. Or she will kill me!”

Elia only snorted and stomped off, still in rage.

When Garvin came to his senses he thought that some god must have had pity on him. The lad that stretched out a hand to pull him up was non other than Cathal Ardwain, glassy eyes, wine-skin on his belt and more than slightly drunk but still mostly at his senses.

He had a pimply face, this boy. Pink little hills on oily white skin, crested with little yellow dots. They seemed more pronounced than before. Perhaps the wine had done that, or perhaps the wine had made him paler.

“I've been looking for you. I...” The lad bit his lip. “Do you intend to sing our...I mean your...your song for the giant monster?”

Garvin took the hand and got to his feet, breathing. He still tasted blood in his mouth, gushing from the hole where the tooth had been. It was missing from the left lower side of his jaw and the place was swelling quickly. It wasn't the first time his wife had struck him, nor the first she'd knocked out one of his teeth. They did not regrow so losing one was probably bitter, but so long as it did not affect his singing, Garvin could live with it.

“I do not know.” He pronounced, thicker than his usual voice. “Shouldn't the song rather regard her?”

'Why am I always questioning myself?' He thought. 'Am I but a rug, for man and beast to tread on?'

He had seniority over this boy by virtue of age. Garvin was not nobly born but the name of Ardwain did not go very far. Moreover was this boy a page, and bad to boot at his job. He was a drunkard, craven, unreliable. He'd make a good singer yet.

“But I like it so much. It's good.” The boy tried a shy smile. “Would you sing it with me, just once more?”

Laura had so very much enjoyed the ad hoc song he had composed from frustration at Udlaidrim. Perhaps she would enjoy this one too. Far as he could see it stood as much chance as any. And if he could surprise her by presenting a duet then that was all the better. Or his death.

“We shall sing it.” Garvin replied. “But first we must finish it.”

And so they did.

They picked a quiet spot inside of a tower so as to be undisturbed. Conchobair men patrolled the walls of Iaun Cyll and occupied the tops of the towers so they'd be able to see anyone trying to climb without. Men were training in the yard as well and others were drinking or resting in the barracks or preparing food for the ever-hungry Laura.

Shut off from the outside world it felt wonderfully detached. Laura had gone. Elia had marched off to do Hesinde knew what. The children were taken care of, instructed at tasks the world deemed appropriate to them. If Elia misliked this, Garvin was not there as a rug to trod out her misgivings. The only measure of outside was what little light fell in from a nearby arrow slit.

“Man at arms!”

“I didn't sleep for a week and a day and a night.”

“My nights are restless!”

“For I have seen horrors.”

“Man at arms!”

“I am not the strongest nor cunning and I do feel that my days are numbered. Aye, aye, aye, I will, my lord, what ever you say and if it be that I fall on my sword. Fight for your lordship, kill for your lordship, or die for your lordship?”

“Man at arms!”

“Great wealth, they said, and glory you'll find.”

“Man at arms!”

“My loved ones' faces blur in my mind.”

“Man at arms!”

“By greater men's behest do I fight.”

“To the death!”

“At last it must be Boron release me.”

Ohhhh!”

“Oh woe!”

“Oh woe!”

Ohhhh!

“Man at arms!”

“Had a friend with a heart thrice as large as his head, my lord, now he's dead, oh, my lord. The feeling of dread or' his loss has me lose all accord. I feel distraught!

“Man at arms!”

“And I stumble and cough and I cry and I march, till I am where you want me, holding my spear. Shaking knees in face of thousands of foe men, what choice do I have now?”

“Man at arms!”

“Great wealth, they said, and glory you'll find.”

“Man at arms!”

“My loved ones' faces blur in my mind.”

“Man at arms!”

“By greater men's behest do I fight.”

“To the death!”

“At last it must be Boron release me.”

Then followed a musical part without singing before the refrain rounded the song off ere it ended.

“Ma...marvellous.” Cathal hiccuped when they were done.

He was well and truly drunk now, but it didn't affect his singing quite as much as Garvin had feared. His voice, if anything, was even improved by the wine-induced fervour and scratchiness. Garvin had had a little wine himself to dull the pain in his cheek, but not too much because it stung when he drank it. The swelling easing off and he found himself capable of delivering song in spite of Elia's beating.

“We'll have to sing it to the giantess.” He said softly, biting his tongue.

Cathal Ardwain pressed his lips together, then draining the last wine from his skin.

“We will.”

That was good. Garvin had no means to force the boy to perform with him and now that he thought of it he might expose him to danger that was avoidable.

“If she does not like it it might mean both our lives.” He said. “Perhaps I should just sing it by myself. It'll be slower and not as good but...”

“No!” Cathal's brows narrowed, his voice echoing from the walls. “I will sing! With you! She'll like it, you'll see, and maybe she'll make me a singer as thanks!”

Garvin scratched an itch on his chin: “Why would you want to become a singer? You are poised to become a knight.”

Cathal scoffed at him, swaying slightly in his seat: “I'll never be a knight! The clanger of blades gives me headaches when they crash into one another, not to mention when his lordship makes my head ring in the yard! He calls that training but I've had a bellyful of it!” He stood abruptly. “If you think you can claim all the glory of our work for yourself then...”

He stopped all so suddenly, gaping over and outside the arrow slit.

“What is this?”

They rushed to it, seeing the northern road and on it an army on the march. There was no saying how many men these were. Garvin wasn't a military man and had no eye for such things and the slit was narrowing his vision severely. Banners, he could tell though.

“We must get to the top!”

There, they saw them at once, near a thousand men, maybe more, coming down the road from the north. He saw many banners, badges and surcoats of different colours, but by far the largest bulk was yellow and black and marching behind a thistle banner with a green crest.

“Thistle Knights.” He gasped. “The strength of Barnhill.”

“Jasalin!” Cathal pointed to a smaller standard, displaying the three pointy, wine-coloured flowers on a white field.

“Aye,” Garvin nodded, breathless, “and I believe I see the colours of Belenduir. They will be from Ahawar, most likely Lady Jocya's bastards, Cirdrian and Yvain.”

The two young men had been legitimized by their mother after her husband fell in some war. Both had elven blood, pretty faces and pointy ears. The arms of Belenduir were a black stag jumping a blue river on a white field.

“The white stag with golden antlers on blue belongs to Ronan of Naris. Those will be men from Birchhang, but I'll be bitten if he's among them. He's the Baron of Seshwick in the Honinger lands where he spends his time. Birchhang has not three hundred souls.”

Ronan of Naris had been named Baron of Seshwick only a few years past after a brutal force of renegades had murdered the family branch of Stepahans who priorly held the title.

The banners they saw made clear how this force had assembled. The smaller forces came out of the Winhaller lands, to the city's south and west. It had to have been Arthgal Fenwasian of Barnhill who assembled them after hearing of what had happened.

At the rear of the large column was another large banner, the griffin of Gareth, framed by the two foxes. The man who bore that banner wore a green surcoat with white arms on his chest.

“Corrin of Wallwood.” Garvin said and pointed with his finger. “The sheriff of the Winhaller lands.”

He was from Niamor but had fallen out with Muriadh Albenblood during the time of the Red Curse. His sigil were three white firs under a white star on a green field.

“Why does he carry the imperial banner?” Cathal asked.

“For the same reason that banner used to fly over the city. Because Winhall is...uh, was an imperial city. Bragon Fenwasian had much power there and charged a large part of its taxes for protection, but nominally the city belonged to the Garethian throne.”

Winhall had not received much attention from the Garethian throne, however. That throne was sat by a little girl, Xaviera, and it were nobles, churches, wizards and trade houses who made the real politics. The Rondra church had had a holy temple in Winhall, but its members were too obsessed with fairness to haggle for any special privileges for the city on that account. It didn't have a mages college either and was not ruled by any nobles who carried weight at the Garethian court. In terms of trade houses there was only Stoerrebrandt who had been invested in the city, running a coaching house at the market square. The trade house of Hexen, native to the city, ran most other profitable ventures, mainly buying pelts from Nostrian hunters who would cross over the bridge, and then turning them into excessively expensive clothing.

That was all over now, however, ended under Laura's stomping feet and whoever the other giantess was.

Garvin noted a very peculiar thing then. The top of the tower was empty, but so were the walls. There was simply no one patrolling at this very moment.

Why, became clear shortly after when he saw what was happening in the yard. It seemed as though every man was there, watching two knights locked in combat with shields and swords.

It were Reo Conchobair, the false king, and Garvin's wife, Elia Talvinyr.

Everyone had stopped what they were doing to watch the unlikely battle, unaware of the hostile army that was approaching.

There were no siege weapons, no ladders or any such on side of the attackers, though. Far as Garvin could tell, from the enemy's vantage point it was rather impossible to determine if there were even people in Iaun Cyll at this time. All they saw were the massive walls, and gates that had been smashed and barred with rocks and rubble.

It was unlikely that they knew people were here. Garvin didn't know who would have told them. His guess was that Arthgal Fenwasian had caught wind of the horrors at Winhall, upon which he had then gathered troops and went there, gathering support at every stop. Finding the city destroyed he then turned south, following the set of giant footsteps that led here.


The question was what he would do now.

Garvin also remembered that the force might likely have come by Conchobair Castle. Whether there was even a garrison left there, and if so, if Arthgal had been able to enter that castle and question the garrison was another unknown, albeit one that would not have much influence on what would happen next.

The approaching men would only have to look at the ground in front of them to know that Laura had come and gone from Iaun Cyll several times at least. He hoped she would return soon. If not, horrible things might be about to unfold.

“What do they hope to achieve?” Cathal asked incredulously, watching the trickle of soldiers accumulate to a large pond on the road. “What madness is driving them to come here?”

That one was a very good question as well, Garvin found. He did not know. Could a thousand men in an open field hope to defeat Laura? He did not know. Were they aware of how large and terrible Laura was? He did not know.

This would be resolved once Laura came back from Niamor. For now, Reo Conchobair needed to be informed that there was an army at his gates.

That presented a new problem, however. Sir Aeneas seemed to be stirring flames of mutiny, as he had done at breakfast. Lord Ilaen was not here, but his men greatly outnumbered those of Reo Conchobair, and even amongst those men most were levies and had only come over from the forces that had been at Iaun Cyll when Laura took the castle.

If Aeneas could convince the Albenblood men to join forces with the army outside the gates, there might be bloodshed. Salvation from Laura, if this could mean that, Garvin regarded as temporary at best. She was a gathering mind and would surely rage terribly when she discovered her collection gone amiss.

'We must stand our ground and keep faith with Laura, however horrible that might be.' He thought. 'Or we must make haste and away from here, and disperse like sand into the wind so as to escape her wrath.'

“We should tell someone.” Cathal remarked.

“Aye.”

'But who?'

That was the crucial question. Whoever learned of this first would get a head-start in doing whatever they thought was right. The choice lay between Conchobair and Aeneas. This was an important decision.

It was also quite a pickle, really. Laura had openly threatened to kill Garvin if he didn't come up with a good song. But if Aeneas opted for revolt then all their survival would hinge upon being able to leave the castle before Laura came back, and they had nothing to move the boulders away from the gate.

Ropes had served but for one Albenblood man so far, meaning that the process took long. Iaun Cyll's walls were tall, twenty steps at least. Garvin didn't think he could stomach that.

So it was Reo Conchobair he must turn to, the man currently fighting his wife in the yard.

“Come.”

The duel was still going on when they arrived where Laura had slept several hours before. King Reo was wearing a pig-face bascinet, and chainmail on every inch of his body besides. Elia had donned some pot helmet that looked a little too large on her and wore less armour, especially nothing to keep her hands from being smashed. Her shield was a Fenwasian one, yellow and black, but at this point hacked almost entirely to raw wood by Conchobair's blunted blade. Her helmet had dents in it and her sword hand was bleeding badly, her pinky finger only still dangling there by a thread.

The sight turned Garvin's stomach all over again.

Conchobair grunted and staggered backwards on his feet, barely able to get his shield up, and sometimes in fact unable to parry Elia's blows. It looked as though he had been the dominant fighter early on, but lacked stamina. Elia was as methodical as she was stubborn, hacking, hacking and hacking as though she didn't feel the weight of her sword, nor her missing finger.

'She killed the man who cut off her ear.' Garvin thought queasily. 'Let's hope she does not kill this king.'

Sir Aeneas was watching, laughing heartily at Conchobair's misfortune, hard-pressed by a woman who fancied herself a knight. Even if Elia lost this mock fight the damage to the false king's reputation might already be irreparable. Then again, though, he didn't have any good reputation to loose from the beginning.

His parries came slower and slower and Elia made his head ring with her sword.

“Get him, Elia!” Aeneas roared over everyone else.

A Conchobair man at arms held against: “Your grace! Get your shield up!”

It wasn't any use, though. The pretender's strength was spent and Elia clobbered him mercilessly into submission until her pinky flew off her sword hand and her opponent lay vanquished in the dust.

Garvin looked around. The Albenblood men cheered. The Araner Lancers cheered. And the Conchobair men were fewer than them, although not quite as few as he had initially believed. Many of the Conchobair men had been Fenwasian men, though, and were levies, by enlarge, peasants someone had armed and dressed to resemble real soldiers. But the same was likely true about the Albenblood men.

All he knew was it would be bad if there was to be bloodshed.

A tall, old man in plain, brown robes rushed forward to the king on the ground: “Your grace, are you hurt?!”

“That's Rhuad Groterian, the healer.” Garvin heard one soldier whisper to another.

Conchobair's head rose, then fell again.

Elia was sucking on the stump of her finger but drew it out to sneer: “Think I can fight now, you men?!”

Some looked a little incredulous, but most did not begrudge her her victory, laughing and cheering. Conchobair had been wrong to underestimate her, but still.

“If our blades had been sharp I would have killed you thrice over, woman!” He spat on the ground.

His face was bloodied, but non too badly.

“I advice you not suck on that!” Rhuad Groterian admonished Elia. “You will breathe corruption into your flesh. I will staunch your wound with a hot knife, soon as I am certain his grace is well!”

“Pah!” Elia brushed back her hair and showed her missing ear. “Bring me a torch and I'll do it myself! Tend to this king, old man. I have no need of you. I die undefeated! Only short a finger and an ear!”

That produced roaring laughter all around. It was hard to believe that Elia had been regarded as a freak until recently, isolated in her little tower keep. Things were different now, for the nonce at least. Hate of their new king unified Niamor, and there were more Niamor men coming.

First, however, there was that little thing about the army outside the gates. Garvin wanted to move to the king and tell him to keep his hostages under stronger guard before telling him about the army. Alas, Cathal, the drunk, young fool, could no longer keep his mouth shut.

“There's a Fenwasian army outside!” He shouted, quieting everyone at once.

Then he shouted again.

Sir Aeneas' face was terrifying to behold. He was a huge man, fearsomely bearded and his grey cloak had these two crossed axes and the hideous oak tree embroidered on it.

He made the decision at once.

“Kill the usurper's men!” He screamed, eyes wide. “Free the hostages!”

“What?!”

A stir went through the assembled men but no fight broke out immediately. Sir Aeneas had already drawn his sword, however, marching straight at Reo Conchobair on the ground.

“Laura has Lord Ilaen, you great fool!” The king pretender climbed to his unsteady feet. “If you kill me, he’s done!”

The big knight stopped and scowled, then snorted like a lathering war horse and moved on, sword in hand. Reason would be no end to this folly.

But it came different than Garvin had feared. Some Araner lancers heeded the call for blood. One got a wooden mace with iron spikes, like the one Cathal had had, and smashed in the head of the man next to him. Steel was at hand all around quickly, but the Albenloods seemed non too convinced this was a good idea.

Sir Aeneas marched straight at the king. He didn't have a shield in hand, thinking this beaten foe unthreatening. Reo Conchobair had been trained by a sword master, not a knight, and Scanlail ui Uinin fought with short-sword and dagger, no shields in any case.

Elia stood stupidly, watching everywhere at once, unsure what to do. That at least was good.

The tourney swords would be precious little use in this fight and Aeneas slashed the one from Reo's weak grasp almost effortlessly. His next blow went at the king's head, but the chipped heater shield flashed up in the last instant, catching the cut on its iron rim.

The huge knight took no care about his cover, sending the next blow against the shield as well, and then another. Reo would not be able to withstand this long, but neither did he have to.

Whatever men said about Reo Conchobair, or how he won this fight, Garvin could not find it in him to condemn it. Attacking a man like this, after an exhausting fight and armed only with a blunt weapon was un-Rondrian enough to warrant nigh on any feasible defence.

The shield went low as Aeneas' sword rose for a down cut, and Reo's dagger flashed straight from its sheath up into Aeneas' beard. The eyes beneath the bushy, yellow eyebrows went wide. The sword plummeted to the ground. And the big man fell backwards while Reo held on to his blade, easing it out of Aeneas' throat red and dripping with blood.

“Stop this!” He roared, long and deeply. “Lay down your arms! In the name of me, your king, whether you like it or no!”

Reo had not been crowned yet, and he didn't wear a crown on his head, but as far as power went that was to be regarded as a minor detail.

“Get after those runners!” He pointed to three men who were sprinting down the main road to the lordly mansion. “Make certain no harm comes to Albenblood's family! The rest of you, arm yourselves! We're under siege!”

Arthgal Fenwasian was not tall for a noble, had dark blond hair, scowling eyes, a square jaw and a hideous birthmark on the right side of his face. People were generally afraid of him, not because he might have been a ferocious fighter or particularly cruel, quite the opposite, but because of a somewhat mystical aura that surrounded him. People said he could foresee things, sometimes, or know things he had no business knowing. He was forty three, and much more of a political player than a fighter.

His horse was barded yellow and black, a grey Tralloper Giant with shoulders taller than its rider.

Arthgal scowled up at them on the walls: “What in Farindel's name is this now?!”

Foresight might have failed him this time, Garvin reasoned. Perhaps this was just too unforeseeable.

A squire attended to him, but the other Thistle Knights, all three lances of Barnhill, were back with the main force.

Next to Arthgal in attendance was Corrin of Wallwood, the forty-six-year-old sheriff of the Winhaller lands with his eyes always half shut. It was as great a display of his wit as anything. The man had a reputation for being a bit on the reckless side, trusting his gut with his decisions rather than his head. He had a scruffy beard, nondescript hair and the overall appearance of a man who did not care how he looked.

“Who's that up there?” He asked, not bothering to open his eyes wide enough to see clearly.

Iaun Cyll's walls were twenty meters tall at the least, surely high enough to require one's full eye-sight to see.

“King Reo Conchobair, if it please you,” the spoken to hollered down, “though I have yet to be crowned!”

“King is it?!” Arthgal called up. “No, that does not please me! His Royal Highness always deemed you a scheming plotter! Though, truth be told, too many of his vassals are as to make a matter!”

“We're looking for two ogresses!” Corrin of Wallwood said loudly, more to the wall than the men atop. “Are they inside the castle? Why 's there rubble in your gates?”

The side glance Fenwasian dealt him said everything that needed to be said.

“Is your face red with shame, Reo?!” Elgar of Jasalin asked from his horse.

The horse was barded in a dress quite similar to Ceara of Jasalin's that morning, Garvin remembered. When one's sigil was such a beautiful one, one had best put it on display. The rider atop was not such a feast for the eyes, a nondescript man of nondescript age in chainmail.

“I have no feud with you, Jasalin!” Reo called down. “Ilaen has joined my cause. You had best stand down till he comes back!”

Ilaen and Elgar, Albenblood and Jasalin, had blood ties that ran deep enough to call them one family, indeed.

“I'll cut out your tongue for that lie!” The other shouted enraged. “By what treason is it that you hold this castle and call yourself king?!”

More and more men appeared upon the wall, many carrying bows and crossbows. The men below were getting uneasy at their sight.

“You shall have save conduct for our talk!” Reo tried to ease them and stretched out a mailed hand. “And it's blood that's on my face, mine own and that of the traitor who tried to murder me! I claim this castle and title by right of conquest! Hear me when I say that I had little choice in the matter!”

That sounded almost too absurd to believe.

“Be that as it may!” Corrin of Wallwood resolved. “You declare yourself a usurper and none here recognize your right to these walls! Consider yourself besieged! We'll root you out and hang you like the brigand you are!”

“May I offer to resolve this dispute by single combat and save us all the bother?” Offered the beautiful Yvain Belenduir.

He wore hunters gear, dark greens, a narrow huntsman's hat with a feather, a bow and quiver in his saddlebag. From his hip dangled loosely a rapier and he had wrought his black beard in a Horasian fashion, thin, pointy moustache and goatee. A man in Bragon Fenwasian's service, he displayed the Black Skirts' version of the black thistle as a badge on his jerkin. He had long ridden with the Treasury Guard and earned a reputation in the county as a ruthless man who was fanciful and deadly with his bow.

Garvin started to understand that it weren't by far mostly peasants that had come knocking on their gates here, but a large part of what forces Bragon Fenwasian used to rule as count.

“This is a distraction!” Arthgal Fenwasian noted, more to his side than the opposite. “Where are those giantesses that did for the town?!”

The town meant Winhall, which by all accounts Garvin had heard thus far had been reduced to its outer walls, all else smashed to rubble and every person annihilated. Reo Conchobair's lips pursed for a moment, thinking how to reply.

“They're not...” He started ere thinking of something better and then stopping again. “They're gone to...”

He was indecisive and took too long.

“They're not here, are they?” Yvain Belenduir dipped his hat. “What about my offer then? You and me Conchobair. I'll fight the Horasian way. No shield, no armour! Third blood, they call it. It means we will fight till you are dead!”

“Ha!” Reo gave a mocking smile in reply. “Us baseborn curs, stealing the glory from these here high-born nobles? I think not.”

Arthgal Fenwasian was studying him from below ere issuing his verdict: “Do not waste your breath on this one! It is the giantesses we are after!”

Corrin Wallwood was unappeased: “But we have to root him out of this castle!”

“I will lead a scout party to see were these foot steps lead.” The dark, quiet Cirdrian Belenduir offered. “Meanwhile you camp here and make siege towers. If the giant beasts turn up we will deal with them first.”

They expected to face two Laura's, likely having misinterpreted the footsteps they had found. Only Corrin Wallwood could be dim and heedless enough to think them ogre tracks. That they figured themselves to stand a chance made Garvin uneasy. If they did, this could turn out bad.

Laura was nowhere in sight but could move across the landscape with terrifying quickness. This evening she would come back, Garvin judged. Then the dice would fall.

“Shall we exchange arrows then, rather then words?” Reo Conchobair offered confidently. “I am weary, and I feel a strong urge to cleanse myself in the bathhouse!”

That was an unlikely eloquent insult from this man and it was largely well received. Yvain Belenduir smiled a cocky smile and swore to use Reo's head for target practise. Corrin Wallwood turned his horse about without a single emotion on his face while Elgar of Jasalin was still scowling.

“We shall.” Arthgal Fenwasian said both to Reo Conchobair and Cirdrian Belenduir's suggestions. “May Farindel watch over us while we do.”

No sooner had the riders returned to their army did they make true on their word. Garvin made sure he was not privy to the exchange of arrows and soon Reo Conchobair followed. Sir Aeneas Albenblood-Iarlaith still lay in the yard, blood pooling beneath his corps. Surviving Araner Lancers were held in custody, fodder for such a time when Laura returned.

“Don't fret, singer.” The fraud king told him when their paths crossed near the huge phallic stone that Garvin had heard a particularly gruesome tale about. “It is easy to be brave behind a castle wall and these buggers shall not reach us before Laura returns.”

She would return this evening at the latest, surely, whereas making ladders or siege towers capable of scaling the walls would likely take several days. If truth be told, Garvin had not felt unreasonably afraid before fear itself had been mentioned. Now, he felt like he might well wet himself again.

“Aye, y-your grace.” He stammered. “But perhaps it would be wisest to find something to throw at them in any case?”

The king looked at him confidently. Losing to Elia had shamed him, but repelling Sir Aeneas dishonourable attack through cunning and skill had, in his mind, no doubt restored his reputation.

“Filth, I am thinking.” He said. “I mean to have the contents of our bowels well boiled. We have pitch and oil as well, from Bragon's stores. But I think we shall not need them. Tell your wife she has done well not to pick sides. From now on, though, I expect her to be on mine.”

Elia was nowhere in evidence, and Garvin had no wish to talk to her. It wasn't as though he didn't love her. They had two children together, after all. But in this confused situation with everything uncertain she seemed even more prone to anger and violence than Garvin was used to. That frightened him as well.

“I am certain she will be glad to hear it, your grace.”

That was so strange, the easy the way the lie slipped out of his mouth. Without even thinking.

But the king smiled an even stranger smile: “I envy you not, singer. And yet, I think I am like you, in a way. Aren't we both despised by the likes of him?”

He nodded to Sir Aeneas dead body and Garvin had no idea what to say.

“It'll all come right.” Reo continued with a deep look to the ground. “It'll come right or I'll have Laura flatten it.”

And with that he marched off, pulling Garvin with him. It was no moment too soon because just then it started drizzling arrows. Bogai, instructor at bows, had the wall and the opposing forces were exchanging arrows with each other. It was more of a gesture than anything else, a probing of each other's resolve.

Soldiers were running about, bringing arrow supplies to the western wall. Then they would start carrying wounded men to the barracks. Yvain Beleduir likely had the command of the skirmishers below the wall. Garvin wanted no part of it.

Reo Conchobair, on account of his birth and the circumstances under which his father died, was not well regarded and seldom seen outside of Conchobair Castle. He had no measure of Arthgal, Elgar, Corrin, Yvain or Cirdrian. The Belenduir bastards were the real danger, vain and cruel, but capable most of all.

Yvain was a deadly accurate bowman and a fierce fighter. Everyone said so. Cirdrian on the other hand was something else. The man had come back to his mother only three years past, shaggy and dark-minded as a stray dog. He'd been a sell-sword, served with the Moor Watch at Cablaidrim and reputedly fought in many a bloody battle. He was cunning and a swift horseman. The precautions he was taking had Garvin worried most of all. If he managed to elude Laura...

-

'I'm making war like I used to write papers.' Laura thought glumly. 'Pushing deadlines on the important stuff and losing myself in trivial bullshit.'

That was in effect what she was doing here, or at least she thought so initially. She should get going on Honingen, but if truth be told, by now, she was afraid of it. Had she dealt with it in time it would not have mystified so greatly in her mind, and the amazing, bloody welcome party that she imagined awaited her there could have been avoided. But what was done was done and all lost on all fronts.

Well, not really, but she was taking too much time with Albernia. It wasn't that it was particularly big. It was just that it was so full of things, little things, things to marvel and look at, things to fall in love with, be afraid of or destroy.

She had slept long to begin with and tried to make up time on the road to Feyrenwall by walking extra fast. Yesterday had worked out okay, she surmised, but not okay enough. She ought to get a lot more done in a single day than she had thus far.

But for that purpose, doing what she did now was the opposite of what she ought to have done.

She only hoped those troops would be worth it.

They went first via Udlaidrim, Garvin's little tower, followed by the village of Eriansfield, which was empty, to Feyrenwall. Reodred Ardwain, the leathery castellan, gave to account that work on the damaged drawbridge was ongoing and that that his watches had not seen anything of note.

From there they went to Caornsrest, empty but for a first few dead on the road who must have died from exhaustion, and Aruindrim, empty as well but for a few old people. They were following a trail through the woods much too small for Laura's feet and hard to keep track of from above when Laura noted the first odd things occur. The red trees.

Ilaen, it turned out, was just the man to explain to her what the Red Curse was, where it had come from and what its effects had been, and he did so with a salty amount of hate and disdain in his voice. The horror that had been conjured up by his father's worship of some dark fairy was retreating now, but there were still signs of it here and there.

Some trees had red leaves or needles, even though the trees next to them were green, yellow, brown or bare. Some trees had red bark, leaked red sap that looked suspiciously like blood. The air smelled funny, rotten almost, next to those trees. One red tree Laura stepped upon felt like it was made out of rubber, or flesh, and bled streams of the foul, red stuff.

Once she put her foot next to one of the worse trees and could have sworn she felt it briefly grasp her ankle, like a hand, but it was probably only that her pant leg had caught in some of the sturdier branches. At Albengrove they found people who had not heard of Laura, which was astonishing because the way was not so far at all.

Much of the less-than-three-hundred-soul place fled into the woods at the first sign of her coming. Another part armed up and meant to face her, thinking her a manifestation of the curse. Ilaen was able to resolve it and put the people's mind at ease, speaking briefly to the village elder and instructing him to send every able-bodied man to Weyringen Castle.

Laura was anxious to get going.

The next place, Ludoruin, was a large farm estate run and ruled by a daughter of Reodred Ardwain, Sive, a thirty-eight-year-old widow who told them about a band of outlaws that had occupied a castle ruin nearby and was pestering the locals.

“Say no more.” Laura smiled, put down her passengers and went.

'Here we go with the trivial shit.'

Apart from being lazy and party-obsessed, her time in university had been plagued by a tendency of studying the wrong things when she actually got down to studying at all. She'd start to read an article about an anthropological subject, find a cool word or subject and google it before spiralling down in circles of procrastination, deeper and deeper into the cool but test-subject-irrelevant parts of the internet.

There was an actual ruin that had once been a castle, standing atop a large rock not all too far from Ludoruin. The floors had rotted out, the ancient walls were more not there than there and nature had crept so close that any enemy would have had an easy time creeping up on the place.

Strange animal sounds were emitted from lookouts posted on trees to warn of the approaching foe. Laura looked but briefly and only discovered one of them whom she promptly crushed along with the tree he sat on.

When she came upon the place, the outlaws were in some state of disarray, hastily packing up their ill-gotten loot in order to flee. She was too fast for them. Worse yet, since the rock the small castle ruin stood upon was high and steep, there was only one way out, down a thick, old spruce that had partially toppled and grown somewhat sideways afterwards. The outlaws used it as a ramp or ladder to get on top of the rock, and used a long, thick rope to haul up supplies.

There was a campfire below and the three that must have sat there were hastily making their way up the tree now, realizing their mistake when they saw her.

They must have expected knights or soldiers, she thought.

Anyone in that tree died when she uprooted it and trampled it to splinters with a few steps. The rest was practically a knee-high buffet that occasionally shot singular arrows at its giant patron and tried to hide in nooks and crannies when it did not. Laura ate all she could find, counting twenty nine men, and called that lunch, although they were really only a light snack. Then she turned around and did as Janna had done at Sir Ludwig's keep, bulldozing the entire place under her rump and bouncing a few times to make sure everyone little man who had eluded her got nice and pancaked.

She wished more places had convenient seats like that, but she couldn't very well take the rock with her.

“They'll trouble you no longer,” she said when she went back to the estate to pick up Ilaen, Eradh and the others.

Next they took a turn north, marching through a glade between hills and forest and soon finding themselves in a bog. The mud was deep and thick and pulled at Laura's soles whenever she stepped beside the path. It was foggy here and sometimes she missed ponds and puddles and got wet feet in return.

“Be on the lookout.” Ilaen advised darkly. “This place is not called the Whispering Moor for nought.”

“Why are we going here?” Laura asked, pulling her foot out from a particularly deep puddle.

“To get the Moor Watch.” He replied. “I resent having to pull them away from here in case the red horrors return but these are some of the best men you will be able to find.”

They went first to the village of Ildorain and told them to raise levies. Then they made for the castle of Whisper Moor.

And the bog went from bad to worse. Laura could not well traverse it, too heavy for the paths and dykes that tiny people used to get around. If she just went in she was afraid of going under and drowning. She had no idea how deep the bog was, or any bog for that matter.

Also, she was afraid of whatever might be in these waters. At Ludoruin she had seen a small stream with pinkish water, leading right into the direction of this bog, and Ilaen had warned her not to drink from it if she meant to remain of sound mind.

“You go.” She said. “I'm not doing it. But remember what happens if you run away.”

That was a defeat, of sorts. But what could she do. When Ilaen said that it were fifteen kilometres to the castle she went in anyway. She would not sit here in this ghastly, wet place and wait for them for what could be several hours.

Once she was in it wasn't so entirely bad. She wasn't one to be afraid of getting her hands dirty, once she had gotten down to it, and she only sank in up to her knees in most places and just up to her hips in the worst. The fog was menacing, pressing on her mouth and nose somehow as if to choke her. The moor bubbled, especially when she came close displacing water and mud, and set free a foul, putrid stench that was reminiscent of some of Janna's biology projects.

Also, it was cold, now that she was wet. She was glad that she had brought her blanket.

Eventually, though, she found the castle, perched atop a singular rock in the moor, and blocked its single entrance right away while letting Ilaen do the talking. It looked like a smaller, pre-upgrade version of Feyrenwall, a misshapen square with a round tower, a great hall, an armoury and a pentagonal bergfried.

There were the usual suspects required to run a castle and a hard-bitten fifty, the Moor Watch, drawn from willing men, petty criminals and nobles all around.

They wore heavy armour supplied by the castle that was somewhat run like an order and contained a few things upon further inspection that Laura did not like, mostly stemming from what she heard in the conversation between Ilaen and the watchmen of note, who of course had to be specially introduced because what bloody use was blue blood when one didn't get to bag about it.

Commander of the Moor Watchmen was a knight by the name of Sir Gell Ahawar, kin of Rodowan Ahawar who had led so many people down south from Iaun Cyll. Rodowan was one of the characters Laura was somewhat afraid of on account of their cunning and experience, according to what she had heard. It wouldn't do to have him run the Moor Watch for her, not without some convincing display on his part anyway.

Then there were two squires of the Thistle Knights, wearing the colours of Fenwasian quartered on their breasts. They had been sent here for seasoning from Aiwall Castle, another Fenwasian possession in the neighbouring Barony of Aiwallfast. The young men's names were Aelwyn Firrevel and Cullen Fentûr, and Laura would have to get rid of them.

Then there was Gwynden Roricsteen, a bastard of house Drudaigh which had provided a Thistle Knight who had to be one of the people Laura kept in her dungeons at Iaun Cyll, or had already killed without learning or recalling his name. Or he was one of the other Thistle Knights currently with Count Bragon. In any case, Laura would kill this one too.

Last was a queer character who looked and even walked and moved as though he were machine than man. He was plate, head to toe, a spiked mace in his hand and a shield on the other, moving with him permanently attached. His face was a steel mask wrought to resemble what lay beneath, or so she had thought before they took it off him.

It was a red, molten ruin, his real face, burned like a baked piece of gammon. One eye looked like it had popped, small as a pearl and so disgustingly white that Laura's toenails curled. There was no nose, only two hollow slits with a patch of white skin. His hands were prostheses made of steel. His shield was bolted to his left arm and came off with half his arm again, as if he were some cyborg. His brutal, spiked mace of black cast iron was a permanent part of the right steel glove over the burned stump of his hand.

“Can he even fight?!” She asked aghast and disgusted at the sight.

He surely could not talk, only whisper, hoarse and barely loud enough so that the man next to him could understand him, let alone Laura from ninety meters high.

Gell Ahawar answered, unaware of what Laura meant to do: “Oh, ever since a kettle of boiling oil fell on young Lucan he could not bend a bow, ride a horse or make love to a woman, it is true. With his armour on, however...you have never seen him fight. He is very determined and his impairment makes him move different to other men. Besides that, the poor man is in so much pain that a blow to him must feel like a caress. We would have seen him knighted long ago if only he were able to speak his vows.”

His full name was Lucan Firunius of Wolfstone, however, some kinsman, surely, of Rondragoras of Wolfstone who had been a Thistle Knight and lance master at Iaun Cyll. Laura had eaten him, but this one she would not want to touch with a barge pole.

“Will you fight for us?” Ilaen posed the final question after explaining what was going on.

He interrupted Laura's inquiry into Lucan, but did unwittingly so. He could not know she meant to ideologically purge the Moor Watch.

“No.” Gell Ahawar replied. “We have a purpose here, my lord, and our turn does not end for another two years. Still red beasts rise from the bog on occasion, the kind that murdered Lorcan Morganyr who was lord of this castle once. If we weren't here, how could we protect the villages, prevent them from spilling out from here and doing their horrors among our small folk, many of which are your small folk, must I remind you.”

“I regret to say that this is not an option.” Ilaen replied. “This giantess holds my family hostage and I serve her so they do not be killed. You ow your allegiance to the Count and not me, I know this, but know you that she will kill all of you if you do not do as she says.”

It was as simple as that but hearing it put so bluntly made Laura uncomfortable and unappreciative of the little lord. Suddenly, again, the entire scheme of acquiring tiny men for allies seemed to be called into question. In moments such as this, Laura wondered if it wasn't better just kill everyone she laid eyes upon and figure out a way to enslave the rest if she could. But effectively, that was what she was doing, only she wasn't doing it particularly well.

“When we're done fighting in a few days or maybe a week you can return here and pick up your post again, I promise.” She said from above.

Tensions were high in any case. This was a parley. These men were not their friends.

“If you believe in the work you do then you should take the Moor Watch to Iaun Cyll for the time being, until such time as I or Reo Conchobair release you. It's that or face the bottom of my foot, little man, and if you remain stubborn then I do not care much which it is.”

“This castle belongs to Erin Morganyr.” Ilaen added consolingly. “The giantess has her hostage as well. If you serve her you serve the lady of this castle, as demands your oath, does it not?”

“Aye.” Gell Ahawar conceded darkly. “Be it on your head!”

“You I let live, Sir Gell.” Laura decided. “But the Thistle Knights and the bastard of Thornfield I'm not taking any chances with. Their lives are forfeit. Oh, and the Wolfstone as well. Rondragoras showed me everything I cared to know about that house. Step away from them if you do not want to get underfoot.”

There ensued a back and forth with watchmen pleading and arguing for the lives of the damned, but they only convinced Laura to spare the burned man Lucan. He wasn't particularly big and showed no signs of arrogance, plus if he had once been anything like Rondragoras then she'd say that he had already gotten his penance.

Ultimately she plucked up the squires and the bastard, placed them where there was no collateral damage and stepped on them before anyone could move close. Crushing Thistle Knights felt satisfying, like a real step into the right direction, even though they were only squires. Had she taken them to Iaun Cyll they would have tried to release the other Thistle Knights, no doubt, as was true for the bastard, who was now nothing but a smudge upon the ground.

She left quickly after that, only promising that she would come back some day and dispose of all of them together if they did not show up at her castle in time.

By that time it was mid afternoon. She was taking too much time, had slept long to begin with and was growing rather sick of her own game. It wasn't for moral reasons, of course, but for the fact that it felt like work. If only Janna was there, she thought. It wasn't particularly fun, even killing, because all she did was always with some dubious higher motive in mind, that was the benefit of some other.

'I already knew this, though.' She thought. 'So why do I keep doing it?'

Next, they went to Cablaidrim, a possession of Albenblood-Lighthouse, some loose lands and a village situated on the western side of a large hill range and with a stone watchtower not unlike Udlaidrim to watch over it. In the middle of the village stood an enormous oak tree that had naturally hollowed out and served as a shrine for Farindel. These had been the original lands of house Albenblood and, perhaps oddly, was still the place were their household troops were stationed.

The Lance of Cablaidrim, they called themselves, under the direct command of the ruler of the fief, Sir Lares Damon of Albenblood-Lighthouse, a tall, athletic twenty-four-year-old. When Laura came on, everyone rushed to the tower, but that was quickly resolved as it had been at the other places. Lares' loyalty to Lord Ilaen was unwavering and he did not take any long time to convince.

The standing force was a queer one, slightly to Laura's displeasure. They were all mounted, but did not all fight mounted at that. Half the men were archers who could fire their short bows from horseback just fine. The other half, however, were pike men, and not the Horasian kind. These men wore dresses, or quilts or something close enough. And they wore their hair long, which resulted in them having some uncanny semblance to attendees of one of those horrid, shaggy metal festivals on earth when they stood in bulk.

“Not to worry.” Lord Ilaen told her. “They are mounted so they can deploy quickly on a battlefield and deny an enemy manoeuvre or retreat in that direction.”

How exactly that worked without having the horses run off after the pikemen unsaddled Laura was still sceptical about, but troops were troops and Reo had asked for them. This time she could be sure of their loyalty at least. She resolved that they should ride as soon as possible and gather the troops from the other villages on their way.

They had their own banner, these men. Supposed to depict the burgundy red silhouette of the oak tree that grew in the centre of their village on a black field, it turned out so misshapen that it looked somewhat more like a Rorschach Test.

And it was getting later and later, almost evening, suddenly.

“We should go back.” She said with a look at the sky. “It will get dark soon.”

That was bitter, though. She felt like she'd worked all day, was all muddy, wet, starting to get cold and seen several bewildering things that frightened her. She didn't even know where all that time had gone, had enjoyed herself much too little and had the feeling that, other than a few hundred more fighters, she had not achieved anything.

She also grew rather hungry by now.

There was a path west from Cablaidrin and she took it without thinking. Niamor, far as it was still inhabited, knew of her and what she wanted of it now. This was as good as it was going to get, outside of sitting next to the people or carrying them piecemeal to Iaun Cyll. It was time for some destruction.

Ilaen squirmed on her hand, visibly wrestling with himself about something. The little lord did what he was bid because Laura could digest his family and make him watch while she did so. He didn't like her. His tone had told her that he regretted every part he had in helping her and after she had purged the Moor Watch he had not said a single word.

Until now: “Laura, there are family members of mine in the neighbouring barony of Aiwallfast, where this road leads. If the Fenwasians learn that I now serve you it will be bad for them. I humbly req...I beg you, save them!”

He looked up at her and Laura saw that he was serious.

She moved fast because time was running out. The first place was Jasalinswall, a village and water castle in the lake of Sgathanil. It was all so weird and confusing by now. There was a village up north, near Winhall, that was called Jasalin, where the family of Jasalin drew their name from. Jasalinswall in the Barony of Aiwallfast on the other hand belonged to the Fenwasians, which was good for Laura's purposes.

“The fief belongs to Kaigh Fenwasian, Baron of Aiwallfast and Lord of Aiwall Castle, further north!” Ilaen explained on the way. “Leana and Laria of Albenblood-Lighthouse are at Jasalinswall! The village of Airidh Broch north of Jasalinswall is Laria's own fief, so we may look there for her as well. We must find and save them!”

“I can't keep up with all these names.” Laura moaned. “Just tell me where to go and point them out when you see them, or describe them or something.”

He chewed his lip: “Leana is past fifty and steward at Jasalinswall! Laria is young and...beautiful to look upon and with her is a pretty girl of twenty, Caira Albenblood! You must save her as well!”

“Oh, I like 'em pretty.” Laura replied with a roll of her eyes, disgruntled by this new task that threatened to spoil her fun and cost her more time.

“Then we must go south to Caornsgrove, where mine own sister, Grainne, resides with her husband!”

Of course the bloody nobility was intermarried everywhere around, she thought.

Ilaen's fate was in Laura's hand, though, literally and figuratively, and he was too good a soul to hedge his bets. If she hadn't been certain that he was her man before, she sure was now, whether he liked her or not. He probably thought her a monster, but that was fine. She did not have to rule by virtue of being liked and doing this kindness to him was reasonable and would show others that she had a good side.

“What's that tower?” She pointed ahead at a flat, round building with crenelations at the top.

It was large in diameter and had elaborate stables nearby, as well as a small building that might have had some other purpose.

Eradh Talvinyr answered: “ That is the tower of Naughderil, where the lance of the same name is stationed!”

“Thistle Knights?”

“Aye!”

Already, Laura felt like this was paying off, in spite of the rescue mission.

“Cullen Fentûr and Aelwyn Firrevel!” She shouted when she came close, the names of the two Moor Watch squires she had flattened.

Some eight men and a washerwoman emerged just before Laura was on them.

“I ground them to pulp!”

She wanted them to know it, just as a little cheery on top. She placed her foot so that everyone but the washerwoman disappeared beneath it, revelling in the feeling of seven bodies gracefully giving way to her superior weight.

“Next to the two squires at Whisper Moor, were these all of the Thistle Knights stationed here?”

The woman screamed and tore her hair, looking at Laura's foot where the men she'd washed or cooked for had been standing a moment ago. Perhaps they had been enjoying the supper she had cooked just now, before they were snuffed out of existence.

“I'll kill you too if you don't speak to me.” Laura threatened, moving her foot to reveal the gruesome gore beneath.

“All!” The woman screamed. “All! You killed them all!”

Then she had a nervous breakdown and Laura squished her almost absent-mindedly while levelling the buildings.

Jasalinswall was hard to miss, even though it wasn't particularly huge. It was situated in the lake, the waters of which were almost unnaturally black, and the village lay right outside its gates.

Laura uprooted a tree with her free hand, turned it on its head and rammed it into the ground. That was the landmark where she put down her tiny companions, Ilaen, Eradh and the two men at arms who served as bodyguards.

“Please!” Tiny Lord Albenblood shouted after her when she went, but Laura didn't want him with her for this.

It was better when she was alone, she decided. She just got sentimental when she talked with tinies which got her into collecting rather than killing them.

She'd go on a killing spree from here, not south-east to Honingen, but west, and wreak as much havoc as she could, for a day at the least. She had her blanket, she could bloody well sleep here, and Iaun Cyll would be better off without her since its food reserves were running low.

She assessed the situation at Jasalinswall as she went close. No one toiled on the fields outside the village and the livestock had been brought in. Two bells rang, one inside the village and one on the gatehouse of the castle, a huge, rectangular block of grey stone. They knew she was coming and it was possible that they had made preparations as well, maybe having received word from refugees or by way of Honingen. In that case, the Thistle Knights would have been alarmed, however.

Medieval society truly was pathetic.

'If a town up north is wiped off the map by two raging goddesses, but no one in Aiwallfast hears, did it really happen?'

The thought made her smile as she realized how much of the upper hand she had once she stopped caring so much.

Just the Albenblood women she had to save now, and there had been mentioning of some husband. She could send give them to Ilaen, get them some horses and sent them on their way back to Iaun Cyll. And then, freedom.

The castle turned out to be another death-trap, as most others before, even though it presumably worked well and as intended against tiny people. It was made up of two round islands, one the size of the seat surface of an average chair, the other thrice or four times as large.

Part of Laura wanted to know why the water was so black here, or whether the islands had grown naturally this way or if they had been made larger artificially. That would only make her care, though.

She lingered briefly until all villagers were inside the castle, seeing that they pulled up the drawbridge before the brave bell ringer from the centre of the village had had a chance to climb on.

Laura laughed at him as she went close: “Did your friends abandon you? Aw! Here, let me taste some of your local fare.”

He jumped left and right but apparently found her too huge to decide for any side, and coming on too quickly. She picked him up, lowered him into her mouth and ate him.

“Not bad, but I'll need some more, if you catch my meaning.”

Hastily assembled archers gathered on the gatehouse, ridden with terror and disarray. The rest of the walls were walkable but had no crenels for some reason, perhaps because there was simply not enough space.

“Loose the arrows, what are you waiting for!” A man screamed there.

'Fuck,' Laura realized as singular, ill-aimed shafts hissed at her, 'I forgot the names of those women I'm supposed to save.'

“Uh, is the steward in attendance?” She asked, ignoring the arrows completely. “I swear I won't harm a single soul if you deliver me the steward.”

And there had been some other lady too, and a pretty girl. With a sigh, Laura stepped over the archers and their itsy-bitsy gatehouse all at once, landing her foot on the singular tree growing in the middle of the yard, and some people who where running around in mad panic with spears in their hands.

“Albenbloods!” She sang, looking around. “I'm looking for Albenbloods! I heard they're pretty and they taste like...”

She picked up a terrified young woman with brown hair wearing an apron, but she had to be some servant.

“Are you an Albenblood?” Laura asked and the girl shook her head. “Meh.”

She was tossed into Laura's mouth and swallowed for her honesty while down below more running villagers ended up under Laura's stomping feet.

“I'll let you live if you give me the Albenbloods, don't you know?” She lied playfully.

She kept looking, but would have looked in any case and was greatly enjoying herself besides.

“I mean, you can keep dying under me if you want, but, I swear, if you give those Albenbloods to me I'll stop stepping on you at once.”

No one even thought of lowering the drawbridge so that they could get out, making instead for the other, larger island via a covered bridge. Laura made sure she did not trample any females except in cases were she was sure they were peasant women. When one struck her eye she lifted her for inspection, but none met the dubious criteria she was looking for and so she ate those she's picked.

It was bloody chaos in the castle, but she was used to that from other times she had rampaged.

“The steward is not here!” A man shouted at her, waving a Fenwasian banner to get her attention. “She's at Lady Laria's village, north, and the young Lady Ciara is with them, and Emer Benoic as well!”

Laura had no bloody idea who Emer Benoic was, but that was all the information she needed. She crushed the informer under her foot, kicked the covered bridge into the lake and put her hands on her hips. The yard of the smaller island she stood on looked like some one had upended a cup of that pinkish water she'd seen at Ludoruin. It was also covered in bits of the bodies she squelched. It was also almost too small for her feet, if truth be told, and so she got rid of it by trampling all the smaller buildings and staving in the roof and floors of the square stone gatehouse to eat the clever people who were trying to hide in there.

That was supper, albeit not quite finished yet.

Crouching on the first island, she leaned into the havoc and mayhem on the second, snatching people up and tossing them into her maw one after the other. There were three more trees growing there that she tossed into the lake, so as to have a freer hand.

“Anyone of note here, at all?” She asked no one in particular, especially not the man in chainmail and Fenwasian surcoat in her grip that she crunched between her molars a moment later.

But there weren't very many castle folk, far as she could tell. Most of the people looked like peasants. There might have been a total of three hundred or so at the start, by now reduced by about one third already, mostly by her uncaring feet. Trapped on their island, the people had only the choice of hiding now, and there wasn't so very much to help with that.

The logical place to go was the bergfried, a tall, square block of stone and cement with a door reachable via a wooden stair. Why bergfrieds usually had this stair and not their doors on ground level Laura could not say. Maybe it was so that it couldn't be rammed in, or something.

In this case here it didn't matter very much because some cruel souls had already sought refuge in the tower and barred the door shut, ignoring the desperate pleas of those outside. Then there was a gatehouse, or rather a wall with covered wall walks on top that Laura simply picked apart with her hands and ate whom she found inside.

There was an armoury crammed with weapons and old shields nailed to its walls but hardly anyone was emerging armed from there at this point anyway. Finally, the great hall, which was the only open place capable of providing cover.

Laura feasted on the press that got stuck at the entrance to the great hall before moving over to the larger island, placing a foot at the doors of the hall and ripping the roof off so she could finish her meal.

It occurred to her that she should not destroy the castle for future use when Albernia and Horas would be allied as she planned. But then she banished that thought and decided that others could deal with that problem when the time came.

She ate people by handfuls from the hall which was as impersonal an affair as fast food.

'Only now, get the Great Hall Menu at Mc Jasalinswall for free, available at a castle near you!'

Oh, how Laura missed some fried chicken. She could have fried people, she supposed, but that would require a lot of oil, preparation and helpers.

While she pondered, the cries of terror and pleas for mercy from the hall fell on ears deliberately turned deaf. She loved loved her food most like this, in bulks. Well chewed and mashed in her mouth, while some were already slush and others still largely whole as she filled her mouth, the tiny people always unfolded their full flavour. The texture was a bit slimy, but she was used to that by now, as she was used to so many other things.

She chewed, swallowed, belched and filled her mouth anew.

Finally, she stood, gave the survivors the most shit-eating grin she could muster and stepped inside the hall with both her feet. There were still so many left that the massacre was hard to describe. She had felt groups of people perish under foot before, but not often when they were pressed together as densely as this. The white rubber on the bottom sides of her chucks turned bright red with blood, where before they had still been brown with mud from the moors.

She could even feel the collective resistance when she stomped, although she was far too heavy for their bodies to stop her. Displaced so rapidly, their flesh and body matter practically liquefied, spraying the walls like something out a cheap horror flick.

She felt like it was all over a little bit to quickly afterwards, but a look back at what she had done made that good. The hall looked like something out of a horror film indeed, buckets of red blood seeping in between the cobblestones that made its floor. For the armoury she only needed another step and didn't even know if that killed anyone. The bergfried she simply shoved off its foundation and into the lake where it crashed in and shattered along with everyone inside.

“They weren't there. I asked.” She told Ilaen and the others who had watched all she had been doing from where she'd left them.

The lake was in sort of a geographical depression, giving any place outside a good vantage point, especially since there weren't any trees.

Ilaen in particular was distraught, his hair even wilder than usual from when he'd torn it, but he calmed down when she told him they would find all three little Albenbloods at that other village.

The following went down as easy as Jasalinswall had.

They went to Airidh Broch by way of stray farms that Laura smashed if they lay conveniently enough in her path. The place itself was an estate in the shadow of a wooden motte, a tiny keep on an artificially made hill with wooden palisade walls around it.

The lady of the estate was having the steward of Jasalinswall for supper there that evening, attended by her usual retinue to whom the teenage Emer Benoic also belonged. But for Leana, the old lady, they were all very pretty indeed, dressed in nice gowns which made them even prettier. Ciara Albenblood was a twenty year old girl that was particularly good looking, even rivalling Branwyn ni Bennain to some extend. She did not have such smooth features, but her broader jaw gave her character in a way that Branwyn missed by virtue of simply appearing too flawless.

Leana of Albenblood-Lighthouse was an old, stout woman of the kind Laura had seen a thousand times over. But Laria Jona of Albenblood-Lighthouse, as she named herself, was another beauty, even though she was already forty two.

Laura confronted them while two men at arms were ushering them to the motte after raising the alarm. To avoid a turmoil she trapped everyone by walking circles around the village while letting Ilaen and Eradh do the explaining. When they motioned her to them, it was all done.

Things were really moving absurdly fast now. Laura did not take her time with things. She saw a village to the east, by the small stream she had crossed earlier, and was told that it belonged to House Wolfstone, which was rater too good an opportunity to pass up. It were really only a hundred metres or so to her, so it didn't make too much of a matter.

While the Albenbloods packed their things and rallied their small folk to leave, Laura fell upon the village of Arwiallin like the wolf that snarled upon its sigil. It was an older lady that reigned there, but Laura took no time to hear her out. She herded everyone who survived her initial onslaught together on a clear spot, made them watch her demolish their remaining homes and then simply pulled down her pants and sat down on them with her bare arse.

The feeling made her giggle cynically, and then even more so the cries of those poking out with their torsos from beneath her. Those she hadn't gotten she tossed under when she adjusted herself, and the half-caught ones she poked in with her finger afterwards.

It was a colourful splotch of sandwiched people she left there. No doubt, quite a thing to investigate for whomever would come and deal with this once word would reach the powers that were. Laria served as a judge in the barony, but it would not be her who had to deal with it. Someone would, though, if only to disentangle the blob and bury these poor, little munchkins.

Now Laura's butt was wet too, but that didn't bother her. It was killing time now, and tomorrow as well, and she could just wash herself and her clothes once she was done and back at Iaun Cyll. She would stay somewhere here over night, she had decided. Ilaen could lead his kin to her castle on his own. She was too deadly important to be their stupid babysitter.

She told them as much when she saw them again. Laria, Leana and Caira would move with the small folk to Cablaidrim and group up with Ilaen's household force, the lance of Cablaidrim. In her presence no one dared to object and Laura told them that there would be no Aiwallfast after tomorrow, in case they meant to elude her.

Then she took Ilaen, Eradh and the two men at arms and took them south to Caornsgrove where they caught hold of Ilaen's sister Grainne, her husband Callan Herlogan whom Laura simply had no nerve to investigate as to his allegiances, and their baby daughter, Ciana. That was were evening finally fell and Laura said her farewells to Ilaen.

In a nearby forest with hills she made her bed afterwards on some ground she cleared, huddling in her sleeping bag as tired as a stone.

'What a weird day,' she thought back upon it, finally calming down after the rush. 'A work day indeed.'

At first it had been a bad day. It had been so cold when she got up that she could see her breath. Then she had given in to Reo's demand for more men, wasting time. Janna would be worried sick up at Joborn every minute Laura's return would be overdue. If she'd come look for Laura was a question hardly answerable, given how much she cared about that stupid wizard.

Nonetheless, Laura had to make progress here, and in the end she felt like she was finally making it.

She should just destroy things, she thought. She could sort out the rubble afterwards, or have someone sort it out for her. Going to bed with sunset meant getting up with sunrise, and well rested and full of energy at that. Tomorrow would be a black day for Albernia. She would make sure of that.

She estimated that in total she had crushed and eaten between four and eight hundred people today, three hundred or more at Jasalinswall and about only slightly less at the Wolfstone village where she had trampled the most part, but butt-crushed at least seventy. That thought made her smile, although all these were certainly rookie numbers compared to Thorwal.

There were so many more peasants here, though. Where there weren't trees there was usually a field, or at least an area for grazing livestock, close to settlements in any case. She had gotten many of these farmsteads underfoot, but by far not all, but then again she didn't really feel like she had to because peasants simply did not matter, the same way in which a hamster in a cage did not matter.

There were ten or so fewer Thistle Knights to worry about, though, and they mattered for sure, despite their comparably dwindling numbers. Tomorrow she'd figure out where the main castle of Aiwallsfast was, kill any thistle fuckers she'd find and really start to jack up the body count.

That was a good thought to go to bed with.

Chapter 44 by squashed123
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The old Novadi had been dying when they brought him to Janna. It was around noon and she had just come back from patrol. There was no lunch for her, so she had not intended to linger long, but the group of city folk that carried him on a wooden litter had been insisting to speak with her.


“The All-Forgiving blesses you, mighty giantess!” The old Novadi gestured to her, speaking in his queer accent.


His skin was coppery brown and shiny, so much so that it shun through the white stubble that covered his wobbly chin. He wore a turban around his helmet and was otherwise clad in attire so quintessentially Arab that Janna had first thought he had come from earth. Then there was his name, so eerily earthly as well.


“My name is Ali al Rachmud! I am from the Desert of Khôm! And I am dying!”


He had coughed then, so painfully that there could be no doubt as to his nearing end.


“Hello, Ali.” Janna had replied awkwardly.


She didn't quite know what he wanted to hear, this tiny, brown senior. He had a large belly and preferred black clothing, but the large cloth belt around his gut was red and the fineries beneath the outer blacks a clean, shiny white. He also wore an enormously broad sabre.


“Where is this desert you speak of?” She asked when he only smiled up to her.


“Oh!” He waved his hand. “Far, far away, it is! I was a sellsword most of my life. I ended up in Kalleth, down that eastern road on the Andergastian side. When my age did no longer permit me to fight I founded a temple for him, Rastullah, the all-powerful and one true god! It was the most northern one there was, alas, I fear brigands have burned it.”


The strange idea of the government experiment came back to Janna's mind. This had to be planted, it was so similar. But, if so, it was nearly unexplainable why most people here served queer gods, like the Twelve, while this Arabic or Turkic people clearly worshipped Allah, albeit under a different name.


“Why did you wish to speak to me, Ali?” She smiled.


He looked friendly enough, although his religious fervour made her wary. The dominant polytheism was one thing. People did not believe their gods to be all-powerful, which would logically go a long way in curbing widespread fanaticism, bar a few Praios and Rondra fanatics, maybe. The form of animism others believed in was even more mundane, practically worshipping more or less the observable reality around them.


“Oh!” He was starting fighting with his breath. “You must go! Ah! Go south to Selem! From there you must go back north-east unto Unau! Meet the Caliph! He will appreciate, seeing the wonder...that you...are! Rastullah!”


And then he died, leaving Janna puzzled. The assembled townsfolk had done the easily recognizable old man the kindness of bringing him to her as his dying wish. None of them were Novadi, and neither did anyone know how to bury him according his creed. They could not help her.


She pondered the possibility of a metaphysical meaning behind his request, but decided that, since magic was dead, that was rather out of the question. It was also what she wanted to believe, a form of confirmation bias. A warmer climate would be welcome, but desert would undoubtedly be a little too much of that. She had no urge just now to go anywhere where one could die of thirst, not so soon after the grim and unforgiving Hjaldor Mountains anyway.


“The Desert of Khôm is a place in the far south east!” Hypperio lectured after Janna summoned him and asked. “It is framed by the tallest mountains, only reachable by several, uh, passages. The Caliph Malkillah the Third, Mustafa ibn Khalid ibn Rusaimi, reigns over the Sultans and their tribes. At Unau, there is a lake of salt, bringing great riches to the city!”


There were oases in the desert where dates were grown and camels bred. Fine cloth was made from the fur of hairy goats in the mountains. Novadis did not eat pork and shunned any alcoholic drink, much like Muslims, but they also believed that if a man directly looked into the eyes of a woman then he was obliged to marry her, a feat only possible by practise of polygamy, not to mention grotesque, if not indeed macabre.


The fact that Ali had looked into right into Janna's eyes without hesitation could only mean that he had not believed her to be human. Perhaps somewhat ironically, Janna had felt like he was more human than the younger Joborners who carried him, once again because of the Earth-like appearance. That stuck with her.


Most of what Hypperio knew about the Novadis turned out to be trivia, so Janna did not place all too much heed on it. It didn't matter anyway, half a world away as their desert was.


She told the townsfolk who were still squabbling over the funeral procedures that they ought to bury the old man with his sabre and with his head pointing south-east, which was the best guess she could make. Then she went again on patrol, doing her southern route for the second time of the day.


There were no news from Laura, of course. She was likely taking her sweet time causing much more destruction than necessary. Neither had anything changed with Furio, other than that he had been heard mumbling piously again, which they said was a good sign. If it weren't for him, Janna would have gone and looked for Laura, made sure she was okay. Joborn bored her, which was why she soon came to appreciate her patrols.


The world outside the town was populated again and there were no allies of hers wagging their fingers when she played a little. There was Sir Ruckus, of course, but Janna had not seen him since they last met yesterday, and had resolved no longer to care about what he said.


She went her previous route along the river, to the village she had forgotten to ask the name of. It was cold today but the peasants were out in their fields, mostly occupied with gathering hay that they had priorly left on the fields to dry. When they saw her, they ran, hid or grouped up. Most of them were women because the men were at war.


She saw a young brunette with heavy tits trying to vanish in a haystack, pretended not to see and squashed her flat, the stack crumbling to a splotch of nothing beneath her foot, not unlike a dust bunny. Her boots were killers, but the thick soles hardly ever let her feel what she squashed. She felt it, even people, but only ever in adulterated way.


While she pondered this fact it became apparent to her that she was growing tired of her footwear. She loved her boots, had done so ever since she had bought them, but wearing them practically every day now as soon as she left her sleeping bag made the weight and enclosing sensation around her feet become bothersome.


So, she took them off. Since her socks needed washing anyway, she tried walking in them for a while instead, which made for a pleasant change and was not too cold at the same time. It really was cold, overall, by tiny people's standards anyway. She suspected it was one of the outlier days that heralded the coming of winter. It would get a little bit warmer again and then colder, warmer and cold for good, or something along those lines.


Her socks were the least of her problems, whereas washing her dirty pants was another matter. They'd take long to dry after washing and if it rained maybe they would not dry at all. Maybe she would have to carry her sleeping bag around with her while her pants dried, she pondered.


That was a rather absurd aspect of being a giantess in a tiny world, but it was a very, very real one.


The next few peasants she came across in a field got prime viewership of her soles as they rolled over them. There were seven of them and Janna crushed six of them for nothing more than a reminder of how it felt to do so without boots. It felt good.


Their bodies were mercilessly obliterated, however, resulting in them being caked into the fabric of her socks. But that was okay. Janna would have to wash them anyway. She had worn her leather boots for long. The last time she had washed any of her clothing had been at Salza.


“What does that smell like?” She asked the last little peasant, a quick young man of fighting age, which was somewhat of a rarity on the fields at this time.


It had to smell horrid.


He could not well answer her, however, because her big toe that was pressing down on him was applying too much pressure to his puny frame. That was so wonderful, to be able to do that. It was almost impossible in boots even to adjust the pressure she applied. Had she worn them, no doubt he would have ended up smushed like the others and she would not have gotten to ask him.


When she released him, he paddled backwards over the soft topsoil, scrambled to his feet and wanted to make another run for it. This time, she pressed down on his back, which wasn't optimal, so she rolled him under her toe and pressed down again.


“Wait.” She said. “I'll take whiff myself.”


To keep him from running she had her toe slide down onto his legs, pressed down hard and gave a little twist. He started screaming when she could feel some things break. Then she plopped down on his squashed, obliterated family and brought her foot to her nose.


It was awful, like overripe cheese with a hint of leather still clinging on.


“Aw, sorry about that.” She giggled. “Let's take your arms off.”


He had started to drag himself over the ground, making it easy for her to get his first arm. When he stretched it out to pull himself further she put her big toe on it and crushed it flat. Being him surely sucked, she mused, but a peasant had to be somewhat used to that.


He was in bloody agony, but awake and cunning enough to keep his other arm trapped under his torso.


“Fine.” She resolved. “Keep it then.”


Crushing him would have been a kindness, so that was rather out of the question. Instead, she pulled off her sock, picked the man up and stuck him right between her second and third little piggies, or her long toe and index toe, rather. She found those names wrong, because her big toe was her longest and the others made for a perfect sickle shape down to her baby toe.


She wriggled them a little afterwards, to see if the man would fall out, but he only screamed in agony.


On earth, Laura had had some tiny foam pads to stick between her toes when she painted the nails on them. Janna had never done that. She used to be shy. Having the man in there, squirming, felt a little weird, but not in a way she couldn't get used to. All she needed now where more peasants.


If the price of any good in economics was determined by supply and demand, a peasant's life was worth rather little. Due to lack of mechanization in agriculture and a notably unequal distribution where beasts of burden were concerned, they could only effectively provide food for rural and urban populations in their masses, meaning if two, three or ten of them went missing it would surely not be such a big deal.


Nevertheless, she went a little overboard, pulling her socks back on and trampling everyone she laid eyes on. For her toes, she selected on basis of attractiveness. Whenever she spied someone with a hint of beauty about them, she sat, pulled off her socks and stuck them in between her piggies.


The gap next to her big toe was largest and anyone she put there had too easy a time squirming their way out, so she filled that spot last, after which she could just keep her socks on and imprison her tiny adornments that way. She could see tiny hands push and claw at fabric from the inside, and felt like a menacing, evil goddess.


'A disco!' She thought in her mind. 'A fucking club! I want to go dancing and I want to see what my toes do to these tiny, little things.'


Why she did any of this she could not say. She was just playing idly, and both her actions and thoughts were remarkably childish at that. After there were four people in each sock, she started eating a few pretty ones, clothes and all. Soldiers saw her doing it, but did not dare to interfere. She did this for a while and just to still the worst of her hunger and murder lust while continuing on her patrol.


“Arr!” Travian di Faffarallo greeted her when she reached the place where the Bloody Brotherhood held the line. “We was hopin' that you would come again, ha ha!”


A section of riders was present, carrying one-handed hammers with beaks on one end. Then there were a few great swords, a group of men with maces, morning stars and shields, a section of halberds and a large group of bowmen, all on foot. Something was going on here.


“And why is that?” She asked, wondering what would happen if she did what she had done to the peasants further north to these mercenaries.


“Oh, such a heavy question, ha ha! Heavy!”


The old but lively condottiere had a wooden leg and talked like a pirate. He carried jewels and gold around his neck and fingers and had some gold teeth as well. That was a sellsword thing, she guessed. For one, carrying one's wealth about one's skin was the safest way to keep it, and a bag of gold could become cumbersome once it grew too large. The other thing was simply marketing.


'Look at me, potential client! I earned all this gold already and I am still alive. Hire me!'


“Have you been doing the things I told you?” She asked, cocking a brow at the little man.


“Aye!” He bowed and cackled. “Heh! Getting the ogre carcass out the stream, that was...ehehe, quite heavy as well, ha!”


They must have killed an ogress while she was crossing the stream and then left her to rot in the water. Likely, that was where this disease was coming from. Janna did not want to think about the stupidity.


Instead, she asked: “Why do you keep saying that word? You wouldn't imply I'm fat, now, would you?”


She wasn't really good at teasing. That had always been Laura's thing. Nonetheless she tried to present herself from her most beautiful side. Muffled shouts or grunts came from inside her socks, prompting uneasy glances on side of the assembled sell-swords and spoiling the reaction she had been gaming for.


The condottiere noted, but only cocked his head at the noise: “Why, no, ha ha! None too much! And none too little as well!”


He looked at the village and Janna finally understood. His soldiers were assembled, ready to attack the place, burn it down, get rid of the disease by murdering the hosts in cold blood.


“Did you receive orders to raze this village?” She asked.


She found it rather shocking, even though it should not have surprised her at all. Initially, she thought it was stupid because dysentery, which she still believed the Bloody Diffar actually was, was not well known for being spread from person to person. In this day and age, though, where there was little to no sanitation, dysentery could spread even from hand-to-hand contact.


“Arr, aye!” di Faffarallo bowed. “The Generalissimo believed it wiser to err on the side of, uh, health, rather than peasants.”


The grey-golden grin that followed was revolting, but if truth be told Janna had to expect nothing less from these men. It was also clear why they had waited idly at the edge of their task, biding their time in hopes she'd come back to do it for them. They were afraid to catch the disease themselves, which in light of things was probably reasonable.


“So, you want me to crush it?”


“Aye!”


“Has Sir Ruckus expressed his consent in this matter? I mean, it's his village, right?”


The condottiere stroked his white beard: “Well, let us say the eagle does not concern himself with the opinions of beetles, whether they have antlers or no.”


Janna had actually considered crushing Ruckus just for sport, and this made it sound like Scalia wouldn't even mind it. If she crossed paths with him today and spied an opportunity to do it she'd crush Ruckus to paste and shit on him, she decided. That was if there weren't too many witnesses to remove, of course.


The village was a somewhat different matter. Doing away with it was probably the safest course, but Janna was curious, eager even, to see whether or not she could apply her advanced knowledge to save it. Dysentery could be treated with lots of clean water, if the case was no very severe. In severe cases, antibiotics could help, or specific amoebicidal drugs. That meant that any such hard case was lost, however, because they had no antibiotics, let alone a laboratory to test what kind of parasite was causing this infection.


The soldiers in the weeping willow yesterday had said the people in the village were dying like flies, though, indicating that drinking boiled water might be tad too simplistic here, perhaps, if at all, useful at helping to stop the disease from spreading further.


“You should always keep your hands clean.” She told the mercenaries straight from her thoughts. “Keep extra skins with boiled water and use that to wash your hands after you've shat. Do not wash your hands in the river!”


If this disease spread south to Joborn, Furio would be in danger. She had arranged for him to only be given boiled water from now on but in his fragile state any secondary or tertiary infections would do to his immune system what Janna and Laura had done to Thorwal.


“Oh, ha ha!” di Faffarallo laughed. “One hand washes the other!”


“What do you mean? Wait...” Janna scowled at him from above.


With another grey-golden grin the tiny man had turned it into a trade. She would do their work for them and they would heed her advice on hygiene in turn, advice she had given in order to keep them alive, among other things. This man was clearly an insolent one.


All the same, Janna swallowed her pride and went to work, which meant that she had to wear her shoes again. Her socks were brown and muddy at the bottom already, and there were people caked into them, but bloody stool ridden with potentially deadly parasites was a different matter.


The muffled calls of her toe prisoners ceased immediately when they were encased in leather. Now their real torture began, as if it had been bad enough before. The gap between her middle and her ring toe was so narrow that she could feel the two women she had stuck there left and right become squishy while she had walked. She could tell that they were still alive and kicking, only that they had been made tender by the unforgiving force of her toes, which likely entailed serious traumata to their rib cages and spines.


The village had overheard Janna's part of the conversation, she guessed, because where before everything looked empty and abandoned now there were people in various stages of flight. A young woman was quickly making her way for the weeping willow before a crossbow bolt slammed into her chest, knocking her onto her back as though she had been struck by a shotgun. Other people showed unmistakable signs of disease, dragging themselves forward or carrying each other along.


“Sorry.” Janna told them when she stepped in on them. “This is for reasons of health and safety.”


The idea of methodically stomping everything was thwarted by the fear of killing the people in her shoes, so she did it softly which, in light of her weight, got the job done just as thoroughly, albeit not quite as fast. Anyone healthy and quick enough to flee from her feet was picked off by crossbow- or bowmen and the ballista fired once as well, striking a man in the head which then exploded like a watermelon, the shaft slamming through the pier of a hut, resulting in its partial collapse.


“All done.” Janna went back to Travian di Faffarallo and his sellswords, wiping her soles on the ground. “No one is to go near that place and whatever you do, do not throw any corpses in the river!”


The village was patch of trampled dirt, broken wood and straw, streaked with the occasional red smear.


“Aye!” di Faffarallo bowed yet again, visibly impressed with the easy destruction he had just witnessed. “Now, I have...eh, do not go there!”


Janna turned back around, seeing that the first sellswords from the riverbank had already gone directly on top of the flattened village. The weeping willow men had told her that afflicted mercenaries had been sent into the village as well, meaning that Janna had trampled them along with the villagers and any riches they carried on their person. Their former comrades now came to look for gold, silver and gems, rings, necklaces, perhaps even gold teeth like di Faffarallo wore them.


It was a marvellous display of what greed did to people, giving Janna a rather satisfying feel when she marched back and right over the panicking men in their puffy, colourful attire. Horasian sellswords, it turned out, smushed just as easily beneath her as sickly peasants did. They only begged louder.


The condottiere had his hat in his hand when she came to him, scratching his head in stupid disbelief.


“You were saying?” She asked, unwilling to entertain even the thought of having to justify her actions.


“Arr, fools!” He spat. “Ugh!”


Janna shifted her foot to let it hover over him, ready to step down. She was feeling rather murderous just now and she was not giving a damn about anybody's opinions. She just had days like that sometimes, she'd noticed, even though today was particularly bad.


“I've decided I want a reward for doing your work for you.” She said, quickly but calmly. “You better come up with one if you don't want to get smashed.”


In her mind she thought about something cool, something funny, like the Maraskan cooks she had met the last time.


Some footmen started to steal off, vanishing into the woods, treading as lightly as thieves. A bunch of riders did the same, willing their horses about and galloping off in terror.


Travian di Faffarallo hobbled out from under the shadow of her sole, sword in hand and smiling.


He pointed his blade at her face: “Arr, Travian di Faffarallo has never been afraid of dying! But, hehe, why shall we haggard each other when we can both make a profit, eh? Ha ha!”


“If you mean to make me guess what it is I'm just going to stomp you.” She replied. “Shall we make a wager, perhaps, on how long it will take your men to dig your teeth out of my footprint? Anyway, good bye, little man.”


She switched her sole back over him and lowered it, wondering what sort of devil was riding her today. This would antagonize the Horasians to no end and make them think her untrustworthy, uncontrollable even, if the perfectly healthy peasants she had crushed along the way had not already accomplished that. Without Horas, she was rather aimless, though. She had no idea where she should or could go next. South would be cool, she guessed. But it would be bloody war from now on, all the time, every bloody day.


“Well!” Once more he hobbled out from under her on his wooden leg. “If crushing a little cripple such as me gives you joy, than have at it! But if you'd wish to squelch greater prey then hear me out!”


That was intriguing indeed: “Greater?”


“Aye, ha ha!” He slammed his sword into its scabbard and gestured to his left, toward the east. “My men have found ogre tracks not far from here! We meant to hunt them down for their heads once we were done here, but seeing as you are insisting upon a reward, you can have them!”


“You're a bloody clever bug, you know that?” She smiled and withdrew her foot. “Show them to me. If they are real maybe I'll not come back and finish what I started, but if you lie to me then I will hunt you instead. Deal?”


“Deal, ha ha!” He laughed before calling for his horse.


She walked behind them on the short journey to where they had spotted the tracks. Most of the horses the Bloody Brotherhood possessed were black and of medium quality, if Janna was any judge. Faffarallo's horse was white with a myriad of grey dots, like a snow storm. Quite a pretty thing, actually.


“Here,” he finally gestured when they had gotten to a small lake not connected to the Ornib, “in the mud.”


Janna could see them when she knew where to look, footprints much too large for any regular-sized human being. There were two pairs, far as she could tell, leading out of the woods to the water and then back again.


“There is a person with them. Someone with rather small feet.” di Faffarallo explained after dismounting and showing the tracks to her. “This person was being carried but set down here to get a drink. You can see broken branches and squashed ferns in there. Follow them and you will find them, sooner or later.”


He gestured into the woods.


“I can't.” Janna replied, disappointed. “I can only see trees from above!”


“Arr, you surrender rather easily!” He told her in a reproachful tone. “Remove them then! Have a try at least, would you?!”


She did. It was much harder than anything she was used to on patrol thus far, making her realize that she had been patrolling all wrong. When she stomped through the forest, crushing and kicking about trees, she wiped out any traces of enemies that might have been there. When she did it carefully, sliding her hands in before spreading open a window that allowed her to inspect forest floor, she was able to see much more.


Nevertheless, it would be tedious, but if at the end of it she would get two tiny ogresses for her enjoyment then that would be worth it still, and ideas about the things she would do with them were already playing out in her mind.


“Happy hunting, ha ha!” Travian waved his hat at her while he and his men were already in full gallop, eager to vanish from her vicinity.


She hadn't really wanted to squash him or any of his men, she thought, bar those greedy idiots who had not heeded her warning. She was just feeling a bit off balance today because of Laura and Furio and everything, making her touchy and rather liberal with tiny people's lives. Meeting the dying Novadi had rattled her as well, because of his perceived Earthliness. A small part of her felt sorry for the peasants she had crushed, but that didn't mean she would let go of her toe slaves.


In the beginning, the sensation of having things stuck between her toes had been a little uncomfortable. Now she was used to it, and found that she could even enjoy it. She wasn't alone for once, and could hardly wait to pull off her boots in the evening and laugh at her little passengers.


In truth, though, she knew it was cheesy. It was boring, even, senseless and unnecessary. But it was the most exciting thing around just now. Days without multimedia could grow dull, she had learned, and one had to do a lot of social interaction to compensate. There were not so many people she could interact with, however, now that she was separated from Laura and Furio was in his comatose state. And when she had a chance to interact with someone worthy, she blew it, as she had just done with Travian, and with Ruckus before him.


The ogresses, if she did it right, could help her remedy this. She had to find a way to simply spend time, or else she might even end up developing depression.


Treading softly, she went window for window, careful not to loose the track she was following. Sometimes it was easier, sometimes harder. Once she had lost it and had to go back after missing a seemingly random turn the ogresses had made.


They had to be ogresses, judging by the size of their feet which she judged roughly on par with that of the ogresses she and Laura had kept in Thorwal.


She knew that some ogres had crossed the border through areas the Horasians had deemed untraversable before. The question was what they were doing here, whether they had a military purpose or simply lived here. Since the farms and villages almost everywhere had been hit by the Thorwalsh incursion, their lives were probably affected as well because they could not steal any supplies.


In between two patches of forest, Janna saw that they had attacked a herd of deer and, judging from the tracks, caught a couple of them as well. On her first patrol, Janna had gotten herself some deer too, only she had squashed almost all of them under her foot. They were due to become her food this evening. The meat had been hung, giving the choice herbs and spices she had demanded a chance to marinade.


She could hardly wait for the meal, but the way her detective work went it looked like there was the possibility of having to make a choice.


-


“I'll wager your father paid dearly for your promotion, Emilio, but if you do not lower those thirteen times damned crossbows I swear that no amount of coin will save your hide!”


The spoken to was a man of mediocre stature, an archetypal Horasian officer in white britches, black boots, cuirass, morion helmet and sabre. He had an absurd little moustachio that served as his main measure of distinction, and also made him immediately hard to like.


Léon stood one foot on the railing at the bow of Thorsten's ship, the childishly-named Fishermen's End.


“Who speaks such insolence?!” The man called back from the dock, three lines of cocked and ready crossbowmen behind him. “Give me your name before I send you to Boron, wretch!”


“Léonidas Hatchet!” Léon spat, no hint of his usual grace.


The name was enough. Even from the ship Dari could see the officer pale, ere he had his men lower their crossbows and hastily arrange into an honour guard.


While the Fishermen's End slid gracefully into port, the other two ships overshot their landing, reefing their sails too late and shipping straight past the small entrance to the harbour. Thorsten shouted commands at the stern while Emilio saluted Léon on land.


“Ropes!” Thorsten bellowed then and the ship was pulled against the pier, rattling Dari to her core.


It had rained hard all the way over from Andergast and just now that they had a chance of getting a roof over their heads was Efferd's vicious pummelling dying down again to a drizzle. She was wet, clammy and cold. Ship voyages were not for her, not on Thorwalsh ships anyway where there were no cabins and comfort was a word alien to the crew.


“Dari!” Léon snapped his fingers as soon as his foot had touched dry land.


He was practically leaping onto the pier and very clearly going somewhere. What he wanted of her she did not know. It came so sudden and unexpected that she flinched, there, cowering by the railing where she still was, wondering if a hail of crossbow bolts would be last thing she'd ever get to see in this world.


“You, go.” A big, bearded Fjarninger oarsman named Bluetooth poked her in the rips.


She scrambled after the Horasian who was suddenly such a different man. The name Léonidas Hatchet did not ring any bells with her, although that meant little, in truth. With Gareth her turf and her age young yet she had not been to Horas very often and kept note of its goings on only marginally, if at all.


Joborn stood atop a plateau that they were climbing via a dirt road and the officer was all over Léon when she caught up: “My deepest apologies! Had we known that you were coming we would have made arrangements...”


“Make them now then.” Léon replied, still in his brief, brisk tone. “I want my men kept in meat and mead till I say otherwise. Is that understood?!”


“Meat and mead?” The other quivered helplessly. “B..but...”


“Feed them!” Léon barked. “And give them drink, anything but wine will serve! And, Praios preserve me, stop presuming upon my indulgence! Go!”


“Aye, Signor!”


With a meekly bow, the unlikeable officer retreated. Léon waved Dari beside him.


“Where are we going?” She asked, fearful that she might be embarking on a voyage to the gallows after all.


“To the castle.” He replied. “Major Emilio isn't the only one whom I need righten, alas this next one I cannot shoo about like a headless duck.”


She was entirely nonplussed and none too pleased with their sudden inversion of power: “What do you mean, what do you need me for and who are you?!”


He sighed and stopped, just as they had entered Joborn's market square. There were people, but they were too occupied with whatever they were doing to mind them. Some townsfolk were clobbering together a coffin for some fat man, lying in the street wrapped in cloth.


Léon shook his hair out briefly before retying it into a knot.


Then he spoke: “I am Léonidas Hatchet, constable of spies by the grace of, well...you know who. I want you to work for me. It is dangerous, the pay is awful and no one will ever show you any gratitude for what you will do. The job was practically invented for someone like you, I think.”


Now she was baffled, standing there in her wet dress with a ragged sheep skin around her shoulders.


“Um, wa-what do you want me for?”


“For now, all you know about Andergast and the ogres. You will give an exact, complete and truthful account to General Scalia, whom I will have the dubious pleasure of introducing to you in a moment. Now, you do not know how much I know, so you better stick with the truth and the whole truth and do not let anything out. If you do, our arrangement ends with your pretty, little head on a spike. Consider this a test. After, we shall see.”


This move cornered Dari too much for comfort and felt like an ambush that in hindsight she ought to have expected. She could not say 'no', outright. There was no doubt that this man, whoever he now was, believed her capable, but Dari doubted that he knew who she truly was, which in turn made his motivation for procuring her into his services all the more daunting.


“I think I'd be an awful spy.” She tried softly. “Where I go I tend to get into trouble.”


For the split second that his smile flashed across his face he looked like the Léon she had partially known, but even he had been a secretive character and 'knowing' was very much the false expression. At least now she knew why he had always seemed so well informed, for all the good that did her.


“I will keep that in mind,” He replied, “but if you think I trust any of my other agents then you are mistaken. You should not trust me either. It is all part of the game. Come along now, on to General Inaction.”


“General who?” She grasped his sleeve and pulled him back. “I am not done asking questions, Léon. If you want me to do this then you have to answer them!”


She didn't have much of a choice, but all the same he stopped, straightened himself and faced her.


“What about Lionel Logue? Was he really your brother?” She fixed him with her eyes as best she could. If he wanted her to play this role, then he had best prepare her. It stood to wonder when he had intended to tell her of his scheme anyhow. “I mean, it seems entirely unlikely that a man of your station, with the resources you no doubt have, would drop everything and go look for him in person, does it not?”


She spoke softly and hectically so as to not be overheard whereas he was entirely unperturbed by the townsfolk around them.


“It would be.” He frowned. “And in light of things it would have been more cunning not to go. Alas, I had orders. Had Lionel been my brother it would have been a bagatelle, not worth the woe and worry I endured. I judge you are clever enough to know that Logue was a cover name, chosen for save voyage. Lionel, on the other hand, was a pet name, chosen by his family. Now, can you figure out who he was?”


'Lionel.' She thought, torturing her brain. 'Lionel. Léon to Léonidas, Lionel to...Lionel...Lion. Lion.'


The lion was the animal of Rondra, goddess of war, fighting, fairness and competition. It was also found on many a noble sigil, the Stepahans of Albernia to name just a single, prominent one, but they were not Horasian. It could be a dozen hundred things and none sprang apparently to mind.


“Argelion.” Léon answered for her, looking at her as though it meant the world.


“Who?” She asked perplexed.


He sighed: “His Royal Magnificence's second son.”


“Oh! Uh, how did he end up in Andergast?”


She tried to recall what he had said, what he had been like. Nothing could have identified him as a prince of the royal Horasian blood, meaning that if it had been the same Lionel then he had taken his cover very seriously. His demeanour had struck her as highly otherworldly, though. Strange.The position he had been in, in giant country, alone and without guard, was unbelievable. Whoever had let this happen had committed a blunder of royal proportions indeed.


Léon shrugged: “Argelion was always a queer fellow, though I must say I can well understand that he became dissatisfied. He was second in line, always in his elder brother's shadow, and life at court requires one to be a rather devoted sycophant in order to find enjoyment. Unsatisfied with the rituals, the pomp, the uselessness of court life, he gave himself to Hesinde and humanity, becoming a studiosus and discoverer. He may have hoped to make a name for himself as well, but that not withstanding, his ambitions were clearly more noble than the powdered cheeks, sweet-smelling oils, deep bows and well-learned courtesies his former life entailed.”


'Phex.' Dari thought in her mind. 'Janna ate a royal Horasian prince...and spat him out again because she didn't like the taste.'


She felt like laughing but it caught in her throat when she pondered the potential gravity of this.


“I was personally tasked with bringing him back.” Léon went on darkly. “Ever since leaving the royal court we had our eye on him, making sure he was not embarking on anything too dangerous. He frequented more archives and colleges than ancient ruins and graves, so the detail must have grown lax. When word of the gigantic creatures reached me I knew he would go, but did not think that he knew he was being watched. He eluded his pursuers with an elaborate ploy and went. It was all I could do to hasten after him after telling his Royal Magnificence of what had transpired.”


“Sounds more likely its going to be your head on a spike, huh?” She tried to cheer him up, but he only frowned.


“You are forgiven for not knowing him.” He changed his mind. “Argelion was never very important. In truth, there will be many in the empire feeling blessed that he is no longer second in line. I only wish I could say that for his royal father.”


Few of Horas' nobles really were that important, Dari recalled. It was all focused on the sovereign emperor who was surrounded by most all aristocracy at his court, most of the year. The lands the aristocracy held to their names were governed by surrogates, meaning such ilk as stewards, chancellors, sheriffs and the like while the the actual nobles would be kept occupied with mindless frivolities and absurd honours at court, such as the Royal Horasian Arse-wiper that Garethians liked to jeer about.


“Any more questions?” Léonidas Hatchet pierced her with his eyes.


“Uh, yes!” She chewed her lip. “What of this general, why do you mislike him?”


He gestured all around. A double file of pikemen was marching past, out of earshot, trailed by a section of crossbowmen. Other soldiers were standing idly around, talking, some browsing the meagre wares on the scant few stands that occupied the market square at this hour. It was late in the day, but all the same there should have been more commerce if not for the war.


“These fools are sitting here, biding their time, while Varg the Impaler took Andergast unopposed. Now she is in possession of half an army of smiths, making armour for her monsters. I told you what came of this last time, didn't I? They should have marched on the ogres weeks ago!”


The was a sharp, vicious anger in voice, but he was overlooking the obvious, which Dari had believed to be unlike him.


“Um, maybe,” she replied, “but they can't, really, because Varg holds Steve and Christina. Laura and Janna will be very upset if something happens to them, or so we assume.”


“I like those two, whatever they are. I owe them my life, much as I owe it to you. But war is war, and feelings do not enter into it. Fortune has ever favoured the bold and the cautious, and sitting here is neither of these things.”


That was true, from his point of view at least. She wondered if he knew about Sly's plan to use Varg against Janna and Laura. What he thought of the alliance between his empire and the two all-crushing monsters also interested her, but this was a question she did not dare to ask.


“I do not believe the precaution is taken in order to spare anyone from tears.” She suggested to him cautiously. “I think they are afraid of the mayhem that the titanesses could unleash. You do not know them like I do.”


She tried hard not to think of the enormous glass bottle, the foul ale and the inside of Janna's gargantuan mouth, but the pictures all came back to her, as they often did. All it would have taken was a swallow and she would have become food, digested for little more than a giggle, a childish little trick, like gulping down a tadpole.


She shook her head to rid herself of the memory, which Léon took to mean that she was done.


“It might be that what you say is true.” He told her while they moved along, over the market square and up a narrow track onto another plateau and the castle. “All the same there must be better things we can do with these men.”


The castle was nothing special, not smaller or greater than most. At the gate to the largest house inside its walls stood a tall man in black boots and britches, a green doublet with the golden eagle embroidered on his chest and a golden sash slung around his midriff like a belt.


He had hard eyes, short white hair that ran backwards over his head from a widow's peak, bushy eyebrows of the same colour and a relatively broad mouth that brook no emotion at all.


“General.” Léon nodded at the man in greeting and Dari made a hasty, shy curtsy, just in case it was appropriate.


She could traverse a Horasian fancy-ball with little to no preparation, but the military was a world of its own.


“Signor Hatchet.” General Scalia said in greeting, a voice gruff and grizzly and yet utterly void of any feel. “Have you found the prince?”


“My confidant here has,” Léon nodded to Dari over his shoulder, “best take this conversation inside.”


That was utterly queer, Dari thought. A moment ago they had more or less been discussing it in the market square. Perhaps the likelihood of any enemy spies was larger here, which made sense, she supposed.


They went inside together, soon entering a feast hall with hunting and war tapestries hung upon the walls, much like in the Andergastian King's Castle. There were a few servants, preparing the tables for supper, but no one otherwise. The air smelled faintly of stew, venison, if Dari was correct. A warm meal would be welcome.


“I need fresh clothes.” Léon told a servant in passing. “And something for this young lady as well.”


The serving girl gave Léon and frightful glance, then looked Dari up and down with suspicion.


Scalia took them up a wooden flight of stairs, across a small gallery and to his chambers that he unlocked with a key. The stag beetle of Joborn was carved into the oaken door, Dari saw, meaning these were likely the local lord's chambers, if he was still alive.


Inside he went not for his lavish desk that was overflowing with parchments and maps but a small round table so fragile that its origin could be none other than Horasian. Horasians were queer, especially to a Garethian. They had a penchant for fine, filigree things, even in their blades. Scalia wore a rider's sabre, but that was already as much steel as anyone would wear for personal arms. Their foils and rapiers could be absurdly light and thin, which on the other hand was a thing Dari liked about them.


Scalia took a seat facing Dari, and Léon sat down opposite him. The younger Horasian poured a silver cup of wine from a gilded flagon, tossed it and then poured again, adding one more cup that Dari hoped would be hers. It wasn't. One for him, one for the general and none for Dari. Neither did anyone offer her a chair.


“I do not know who you are.” Scalia pierced her with his cold green-grey eyes, speaking in growling swaths that shuddered her to the bone. “But I assume you know who I am. Tell me true.”


Dari swallowed hard and nodded. Her mouth and throat were dry, she'd kill for a sip of that wine.


Nonetheless she started: “His Royal Magnificence Prince Argelion-”


“Excellency!” Scalia interrupted her gruffly. “Do you know nothing about the empire you serve?”


'Off to a great start, Léon, you measly cunt!' She cursed in her mind.


“I live and die for empire, my lord general.” She bowed to hide her face. That courtesy at least seemed to have been correct. “His Royal Excellency Prince Argelion was met by me at Andrafall, a while north of the Andergastian capital.”


Panic gripped her mind. Léon had turned around to her, watching her closely. If one stood to lose a head for not saving the bloody prince, then that fate was now sealed on her. The idea that Léon had planned this planted itself in her, festering and oozing vile resentment.


“I tried my best to dissuade him from his course, but I am just a woman.”


'Bugger yourself, Léon, you wretched rat.'


“In lack of any better option, I went with him, to a place called Ludwig's Keep. It was in ruins, and there were many dead. We stood atop the motte when Janna the giantess fell upon us. She...killed him.”


“How?” Scalia's eyes conveyed no feeling as to this news.


He may have expected it, but even still Dari found it eerie. It was also an entirely queer question, albeit one that opened another little door for her.


“We cowered behind a rock but there was an ogre with the giantess.” She gave to account truthfully. “He smelled us. His Royal Excellency was ecstatic and I could not stop him from marching out and presenting himself to Janna. I managed to kill the ogre in time, but against her, my lord general, I was helpless.”


He still stared at her, and the real reason for the question came to her mind.


'How did you get out. How is it, that you are still alive.'


Even in her head there was no emotion in his voice.


'Here you bloody bastard.' She smiled in her head. 'Let's see how you like this.'


“She ate him.” She said shortly, careful not to let any late satisfaction over this fact ooze out of her mouth and betray her. “He carried blue cheese in his provisions, however, and the taste seemed to...offend her palate. She spat him out, and his Royal Excellency rained down in bits and pieces all around me.”


The great Generalissimo was forced to ask the question aloud but this time it was she who cut off him: “How d-”


“How did I get out? By ways of magic. Janna laid waste to the motte, furious, for I had slain her ogre. A wizard by the name of Xardas saved my life. He recruited me into his service which culminated in the death of the druid Vengyr, and the ogre king Albino's banishment during a ritual, shortly after which Xardas was slain by an Andergastian knight named Sir Egon.”


'...whom I fucked for reasons I do not quite remember, my lord.'


She hated both of them, for the moment anyway. It occurred to her that she should still not spill her truths so liberally, but if her hand in killing Vengyr or banishing Albino was to get her killed then it was already too late. She could not unsay anything. It was rather absurd how often she much suffer being at the brink of death, she thought, wondering if this was her atonement for the live she had led in Gareth.


'Oh, Phex.'


If he found the account unbelievable General Scalia did not say so, neither did his expression convey any feelings about any of this.


“I went after his Royal Excellency as soon as I got word.” Léon picked up the tale. “I also extended a letter to our spy in Andergast, the exile Thion Vardeen, promising him immediate reconciliation if he got hold of his Royal Excellency. Phex did not look kindly on either of them it would seem.” He shrugged. “Personally at the capital, I learned that our prince had gone north. I joined a band of Thorwalsh under Thorsten Hafthor Olafson, son of the same late Hetman of Hetmen. We were spotted by outlaws who were in league with the ogres, and they fell upon us at Andrafall where the both of us were taken prisoner. At that time, his Royal Excellency was likely already dead.”


Dari began to understand just how the Horasian network of spies was working. It weren't highly trained, deathly devoted individuals willing to die for their empire. It were people like her, chance met and deemed able and desperate enough to be useful. Such was the case with Thion Vardeen, anyway.


Thion Vardeen was the spy she had helped compromise. By now he was likely dead, and if he wasn't then he'd probably wish he was, after what Sly had told her they would do to him. Nothing in Léon's voice suggested that he knew the man had been uncovered, which was very important for Dari's integrity if she left him out of her tale, which in turn was precisely what she intended.


“This is grievous news!” Scalia observed. “You must put a letter to his Royal Magnificence, informing him of this great tragedy.”


“Without momentary hesitation.” Léon bobbed his head. “But Dari here has gathered more intelligence on the Ogres and their ploys that are certainly militarily relevant. Dari?”


The danger had not yet passed. Léon had warned her not to leave anything out, but all the same she had to be careful not to tell them too much, lest they knew that she had been working against them, closely in league with Sly. Her life, to them, was worth rather little.


“Aye, uh, signor!” She curtsied once and closed her eyes to gather her thoughts. “The ogres have...conquered the capital. They announced that King Kraxl struck an alliance, but this is not so. The royal court in King's Castle are puppets on strings, dancing to the whims of Varg the Impaler, the ogre queen.”


She thought whether or not she should mention Sly, but decided against it for now. Officially anyway, he was rather unimportant, and in instances where Varg chose not to listen to him this was nothing but the truth. Furthermore, she liked the buck-toothed old brigand, and it would not do to betray him any more than necessary. Léon knew about him, though, so leaving him out was a dangerous game.


She felt more comfortable not to mention Thion Vardeen, because it was extremely unlikely that Léon knew about the pigeons. As for the story, it was believable that he had simply swallowed the heralds' version of it and conveyed it home. It made little matter in any case, but she was curious what sort of message the last homing pigeon in Sly's possession would bring.


She felt like she owed him this last ploy, at least.


“They keep a close eye on this front line here you have erected.” She went on. “And they mean to sabotage you wherever they can. Thorsten Olafson, the man who saved the signor and me, was tasked with raiding the river to prevent your supplies from reaching Joborn. He will not do so, but Engasal, as I assume you know, has been attacked and fallen. It now belongs to an ogress known as Ulgrosh Skinner who married Lord Uriwin Oakhard who inherited the castle after all other heirs were squashed. The castle is empty now but if they re-occupy it then your supply line is once again in danger, my Lord General.”


The story of Engasal was one she had picked up, although she couldn't quite remember from whom. It might have been Egon who told her, she reflected, but the young knight was almost all but gone from her mind now. She had seen him once or twice in Andergast, but they had not engaged with each other.


“This is very valuable information.” The general's nod was curt. “Anything else?”


“Um, aye.” Dari nodded back. “You should hang your scouts.”


Léon had not known that the Nostrian scouts had been compromised either. His face was a display of shock and horror, and there was even a hint of something on General Scalia's. His mouth twitched, just for an instant. That was all Dari needed to know that she was more valuable to them now.


“We were curious why none of them had detected the Ogres' break of camp.” The general said gruffly when she had finished that tale. “This is treason. As for hanging, we have a more memorable method of execution now. Janna the Giantess is here and we are running short of provisions. She can have the scouts for food, if she will have them, or do any other evil thing with them, if she feels so inclined.”


Dari felt herself grow weak in the knees. She had to take in a huge, loud breath of air to keep from fainting. Léon noted her terror and hastened to give her his cup of wine.


“Is your confidant faint-hearted, Signor?” Scalia asked in a tone that was not a question. “Then let her sit.”


With some very good Horasian red in her belly and a cushioned seat beneath her arse, Dari calmed down. In the meantime, though, she had not thought to think of anything else the Horasians might find valuable information.


“Well, if she is so terrifying I would like to see her for myself.” Léon proclaimed. “Have you hidden her under a rock or how come I have not seen her on my walk over from the docks? I understand she is quite huge?”


“She is patrolling the rivers.” Scalia replied shortly before taking a larger arch. “We used the giant creatures to lure Jarl Olaf away from the Nostrian coast where he was threatening our supply lines. He was killed and the Thorwalsh have been thrown back for centuries, removed as a nuisance to us. Alas, not all his fleet were destroyed and a devotee of the late Jarl crossed the river at Salza with a great host, pestering our columns ever since. But, I gather, you know this.”


“That we do.” Léon replied mildly. “I believe my man Thorsten Olafson may help us in this matter. He wishes to rebuild Thorwal, for which he needs safe passage to the sea. What he can gather of Boyfucker's men, he will. I have his assurance on that.”


“His permission is granted then.” Scalia allowed. “Three ships cannot hold enough men to repopulate a city, let alone a land as vast as Thorwal. But the raiders are scattered like leaves. I doubt he can find quite as many as he wishes. Our giantess has proved apt at laying waste to towns and villages but even she is incapable of finding any belonging to this band.”


“Where is the other,” Dari dared to ask hesitantly, “where is Laura?”


She should not have opened her mouth, she knew immediately from the look Scalia gave her, a look that was like to freeze the wine in her cup.


Léon echoed the question with his eyes, however, and so the tall, old general was forced to make a stunning confession.


“She is missing.” He said as though it was not the least bit unsettling.


“Pardon?” Léon cocked his head. “What do you mean?”


Scalia leaned back and steepled his long fingers beneath his chin.


“She is unaccounted for.” His cold, green-grey eyes never switched from Dari's face. “Can your young confidant keep secret delicate matters of state?”


His speech came so much in swaths that Dari felt inclined to liken it to a rumbling wayn on a cobbled road, halting every once in a while when a stone stood out and momentarily halted its progression.


“Let us assume she can.” Léon washed away the concern, unwilling to wait on hearing these news.


“Very well.” Scalia declared. “We received orders from his Royal Magnificence himself to send Janna and Laura to Havena for purpose of destroying the city and its inhabitants. You have heard that Havena seceded from us, yes? There is a wizard by the name of Furio Montane who could control these beasts, or at last was able to attain their confidence. He was wounded and we do not know how. Far as our spies report, the city remains unspoiled, but the giantess Laura has not returned from Albernia. We have the wizard here, but his wound is grievous. Master Hypperio tells me he may not live, putting us all in great peril. Hypperio is devoted but not as apt as I was led to believe. He cannot replace his colleague, not how much I tighten the screws.”


He gave the hint of a shrug before moving on: “During Master Furio's incapacity the giant creatures grow unruly. Janna has crushed and eaten several of Sir Ruckus small folk on patrols, and done even other, crueller things to them. I meant to send her back to Albernia to look for the other but Hypperio tells me she will not part with Master Furio for any longer than a few hours. She is fond of him but in this state this does not work to our advantage. I dare not speak to her in person, if truth be told, for the risk is too great.”


Léon gaped at the general with an open mouth, reminding Dari to keep her face a mask. He was here. Her target, the evil war wizard Furio Montane was here, likely in this very castle, and grievously wounded too. The way Scalia made it sound, this job would not require any doing on her part at all, although she might yet help ensure the outcome and hasten the process a bit.


“Gods!” Léon drove his hand through his hair, aghast. “This is worse than I feared. Are you certain of the letter's authenticity? Are you even certain of Havena's secession?!”


Scalia looked at him, as stoic as a stone.


“We know King Finnian moved into Havena unopposed, with a host at his at his hooves. You still believe the letter to be some plot?”


“Striking Havena off the map?!” Léon's eyes widened. “Even for his Royal Magnificence this course of action is excessive, wouldn't you say? How are our dukes taking it, pray tell me, this whole affair and our being in league with the culprits? What says the Sea King? What says the King of Drôl, and what of our allies, if we still have any?”


“That, I neither know nor ponder.” The general confessed gruffly. “We have orders to keep this border closed and have our hands well tied with that. Disease has broken out in the south and already the first cases are inside these walls. Thorwalsh are ravaging our supply lines with impunity and we are running low. Singular ogresses have slipped through our net before we could tighten the meshes and are now somewhere in our hinterlands.”


Léon looked sour: “And there is a one-hundred-metre-tall monster running amok somewhere, crushing Hesinde-knows-who in our name.”


“She is still in Albernia.” Scalia assured him. “But in the wrong end. Outriders of the Bloody Brotherhood have told us that Winhall lies in ruins.”


“What next?” Léon pondered painfully. “Honingen? Abilacht? Meanwhile Varg the Impaler grows stronger. She controls the smithies of Andergast now, meaning soon more of her ogres will be clad in steel. This happened once before, my Lord General, and from what I have read it was by no means-”


“Let them come.” Scalia shrugged off the concern. “Our positions are strong! Any such creature that showed its hide on the river has been killed or repelled. Where else can they go? There is only wilderness from Andergast to the Bornlands. That is unless they fall over Griffinsford.”


And into the Garethian Empire, thereby becoming someone else's problem, or even more, the future and former enemy's. The calculus was coolly made, but the chickens he meant to hatch had been brooded on by Sly already.


“As for Albernia,” Scalia went on, “Finnian ui Bennain left Havena with an even larger army, vying to bring down the scourge that has befallen his land. He will kill her, or she him. Either way.”


'Either way, we win.' Dari thought, but this was a dubious victory and, again, a milkmaid's calculation, a naïve fallacy, as Léon pointed out immediately.


“King Finnian is Empress Xaviera of Gareth's cousin!” He protested, sharp and aghast. “Have you no way to call her back?!”


“Janna will not part with Master Furio.” The general said again and very much left it at that.


Problems were in the air like the scent of venison stew, creeping in faintly from beneath the heavy oaken door, making Dari's mouth water despite everything. They had eaten dried river fish, dried bread and lots of unboiled salt pork on the river, a fare barely even edible.


Léon smelled it too and cowardly buggered out of the uncomfortable considerations that had to be made, if there was even any feasible solution to them.


“We've had a long and watery voyage.” He began and Scalia was happy to oblige.


“Say no more.” He inclined. “Today's deer comes courtesy of Janna. Alas, the meat was only fit for stew.”


And so it was. When they started eating, freshly clothed and finally dry, in the great hall with Emilio and other high-ranking officers as well as the rat-faced wizard named Hypperio, Janna had not yet returned. The venison was exquisite, so much so that Dari had almost failed to hear the grave lamentations Hypperio made about Furio Montane's condition.


“He is pale as a corpse!” The wispy wizard wept. “His gut is bloated like a bellows. I fear he'll burst! Not even cuts seem to help him and all this even though he will not eat! We funnel water down his throat, but that's ought we can do!”


“Master Furio must live!” Scalia impaled the man with his eyes from the head of the table. “Our all fortunes depend on it!”


“Better to let a man die then let him live in such agony,” declared the actual owner of the castle, Sir Ruckus, way down the table with the unimportant people. “I've seen him. Oh, yes! He was mumbling and sweating feverishly. A blade, says I. Cut his throat! End his misery!”


All knew better than to take him up on that suggestion of course, even if Dari felt secretly inclined to oblige him.


In some fit of miss-comprehension or perhaps general ineptitude, the servants had decided that she and Léon should share a chamber. When they had found out, they had laughed awkwardly about it, and not thought to right it ere it was too late. They both had indulged heavily in the fine, Horasian red at table, and then it did not matter any more.


On part of Dari, that was partially on purpose. Léon was no fool who thought with his cock, but even in cunning men did the worm betwixt their legs occupy a chief seat in the council behind their eyes; and Léonidas Hatchet, whatever else he was, was no exception.


They had agreed that they were both old enough to share a bed and chamber, which she had immediately put to the test by bathing naked in his presence. Even though he wanted her to believe that he had averted his gaze she saw him stealing looks at her in the wooden tub, which in turn she did too when it was his turn to undress.


So, that night, she solidified her position. They both collapsed arm in arm upon the bed and first he did not want it. He didn't even get hard, but that was understandable. He had been wounded grievously and been kept imprisoned for a long time. Her mouth set him straight at once, but after that it was only a few thrusts until Dari's new employer spent himself between her thighs.


She sincerely hoped that he would be better on the morrow when she would fuck him again, if she could. In her current position, erring on the side of caution was the definitively better choice. She had to shield herself somehow from the possibility of being used as his shield again, which was what she tried to accomplish. Any personal preferences had to take a seat at the lower end of the table just now, and at least he was not physically repulsive. Even so, she found herself thinking of Thorsten's magnificent manliness, once Léon was done and fell asleep with his face in the downs.


The next morning was cool but dry, if a tad foggy. Thorsten's men had fed and feasted through the night and there was no room for long or emotional farewells. The event was overshadowed by a larger development, anyhow.


Janna, the gargantuan, evil monster, had not returned.


That woke bad memories with Dari. When Janna and Laura had not returned the last time it had led to Nagash's death, Xardas' death and Dari almost being crushed to brine beneath Trundle's butt cheeks, not to mention being used like a toy.


General Scalia wore a golden cuirass that day, and his golden sash over his shoulder instead of slung around his waist. He rode a white Yaquir Valley horse with a golden mane, one of the finest of fine breeds among warm bloods. His deep green cloak was fringed with gold and streamed down his mare's backside.


The splendidness he presented was not mirrored in his eyes. They were ice, watching the ragged band depart that would be his empire's staunch enemies ten or twenty years down the line.


Dari wore a plain, light-blue dress that belonged to the smallest one of Sir Ruckus' daughters, a flock girls that clung to the skirts of their corpulent mother, a scowling, stout harridan with a tongue so vicious that her husband forbade her from speaking during meals, although he himself was not much better.


“These are good men!” Ruckus declared. “Couldn't they have been hired for sellswords?! We are fools to let them sail!”


He couldn't know that with Thorsten travelled a hefty chest of gold, given in advance and with goodwill for the task of razing Engasal Castle to the ground. For this task he had been given hammers, chisels, pickaxes and shovels aplenty as well, tools he had sour need of in his quest to rebuild.


It was when the last ship was out of sight and they wanted to return to the castle that a runner arrived.


“My lord general!” He wheezed. “A bird! Nostria! Master Hypperio bid me show you at once!”


Scalia's face did not move an inch when he took the scroll and unrolled it. Then, his eyes went wide.


“Send out riders!” He called. “Find Janna and tell her to come here!”


When bellowing, he did not speak in swaths, Dari noted. This would surely come handy on a battlefield.


Léon stood beside, stretching his hand out for the scroll, and when he got it Dari leaned in unopposed.


'Capital under siege by large force from south. Defence under command of Colonel Marillio, Commodore G. Goldhammer and King Andarion II. of Nostria. Reinforcements requested. I.A. Colonel Marillio; Commodore G. Goldhammer; Captains at Sea H. t. Waat, L. Neander, A. Scaevola; signed Eolan Baroco, Ensign.'


The poor lieutenant at sea who had crafted the message had been so eager to put in the names of the noble defenders that he forgot to mention who was attacking the city. It was scribbled in a different hand, a crude, almost childish one, unseemly in a corner.


'Albernia.'


King Finnian was no fool, Dari thought. When he heard about the giant beast, or beasts, that were laying waste to his kingdom he knew who had sent them. He also knew, likely, that he did not stand to win an easy victory against such evils in the field, if he even knew where she was, which was doubtful.


So, instead, he opted to attack and hurt his real enemy. A clever move, only if Janna had been here she could have been over at Nostria within a day or two and squashed him flatter than the tiny piece of parchment, quivering in Léon's hand.


“Without Nostria we will soon have difficulty holding this position.” Scalia told Léon calmly. “The harbour capacity at Salzerhaven is yet to be restored.”


There were too few supplies coming through on land, Dari understood. That had been another subject yesterday evening at table, and today as well, when they had broken their fast on white bread and cheese, grapes, apples and watered wine. The Thorwalsh fought as though there was no tomorrow, as well they might, seeing as their lands were devastated, their people crushed or eaten and their religion guaranteeing them eternal entertainment so long as they went down in a fight.


It looked as though the Horasian's hands were tied. In the castle, a table was cleared and stacked with maps, as well as little tokens that served to show where which force approximately was or had moved from. Someone had carved a wooden likeness of Janna, so wrought looking like a girl with long hair, thick legs and broad hips, a broad, homely jaw and an enormous bosom. The figure for Laura did not do her justice, and for neither giantess did the Horasian's know where to put them.


Scalia took the tough decision of ordering the line be thinned out to allow the formation of a relief force, an undertaking that would require some time in and of itself.


It was uncertain if Janna would go and attack the besieging army at Nostria, even if they found her, so this step was necessary.


Birds were dispatched to the Horasian heartlands, urging them to send a fleet for the city's relief as well.


Dari was in the middle of it, albeit sitting on the side like a good, little woman. Léon had her serve wine and refreshments such as fresh, pickled or dried fruit, honeyed shortbreads, cheeses and the such for the officers while they talked their military talk, playing through all possible scenarios, which meant mostly talking in useless circles around each other while Scalia sat and listened with contempt.


“Having messenger pigeons is better than not having messenger pigeons.” Léon told her during a strenuous break. “But the messages they carry have to be short and leave little room for detail. Unless the writer thinks to include a date, or at least a week day, it is also hard to know when a message was sent. Remember that.”


It was advice for her new role as his confidant, she understood, although the time for giving it was utterly strange. Also, apart from knowing that today was market day, she couldn't have accurately said what month or day it was in any case.


Homing pigeons could fly slow or fast, depending on the weather, predators and other things. A time could go by until the message was discovered too. All this played into the unreliability that went with using the birds for messaging.


The bird that carried the message of the siege must have been somehow delayed, they soon found out, because in the course of the next few hours more birds arrived, sometimes merely half an hour apart. The messages were read aloud in Scalia's solar and the officers re-enacted the goings-on on the map.


It was a veritable disaster and all they could do was watch, albeit from the wrong side of the kingdom.


'Albernians have erected trebuchets. Long siege unlikely. Signed Eolan Baroco, Ensign'


Those were likely Horasian trebuchets priorly stationed at Havena, large, powerful things. They would make short work of the south-eastern tower and the Lyngwyner Gate next to it, the direction of attack the Albernians would take, it was generally agreed in the room. The battle had already begun, and now they had to wait for the outcome, or at least a report of status.


It came within two hours: 'Gate fallen. Enemy is attacking and strong in numbers. Request immediate reinforcements. Signed Eolan Baroco, Ensign'


The capital was woefully ill-defended. Most soldiers and knights were in the field, hunting Thorwalsh or guarding Horasian supplies, trying to break through to Joborn thereby moving in the entirely wrong direction. They could not receive any birds as well and riders were like to get picked off by Hjalmar Boyfucker. Perhaps riders could ride along the coast and reach whatever forces were at Salza, or beyond where they were expanding greedily into formerly Thorwalsh territory, but Dari doubted they stood any chance against the might of Albernia.


Within another hour came the next bird, dispatched roughly a day ago at the earliest. That was the cruel thing in all this. The news they got were already stale and old, even though they were coming on the fastest way possible.


'King Andarion II. has yielded the city. Albernians plunder and burn. Making our last stand at the castle. Send forces now! Commodore Gerardo Goldhammer.'


When the words were read an officer forgot himself, took a cup of wine and hauled it through the room, screaming. Another broke down in catatonic grieving against the wall. No one spoke. It was getting later and later and no one had found Janna.


'K. Finnian had Andarion's head lopped off on the bridge and catapulted his body in our direction. City is burning. They are butchering everyone. No attempt to cross. Looks like they don't give a fart about the castle. Bastards. M.'


That was it, Dari knew. The ultimate defeat. Executing a knight was a grievous thing. Executing a noble even more. Beheading a king in front of his own castle after he had yielded was downright outrageous, hinting at the hate King Finnian carried in his heart.


Dari couldn't have said that she blamed him. Had she been a queen and someone unleashed those two wanton, evil cunts upon her people she would have set the whole world alight in retaliation, if she could.


From the map it was clear that the castle was much better defended than the city. If Finnian's host was large enough he could take it all the same, but it would take more time and more cunning to breach the gates, and would cost far more lives on his side than on the opposite. Likely he'd take anything valuable from the city, burn the rest and go. Meanwhile his men would inflict rape and murder upon any Nostrian or Horasian they could get their hands on. Nostria was a city of some six thousand souls. That it had fallen so quickly was outrageous in and of itself, but to be expected with the current allocation of men at arms and knights.


“It is too late.” Major Emilio declared in his thin voice. “We must make a forced march back to the capital and see what can be saved. We must march divided and fight concentrated, my Lord General. Take all routes that lead to the capital at once. We must gather who is left on the roads and any supplies that they carry. This will make us vulnerable to attack but it's the only way if we mean to prevent chaos.”


Hypperio spoke next: “I am not a military man, esteemed Sirs and Signori, but it seems to me that we should look for the new king, Andarion the Third, who is currently hunting Thorwalsh pillagers in the woods. Until such time as the security of the capital can be provided, perhaps it would be best to bring him to Salza.”


“We should start marching the longer routes sooner.” An officer in a green sash suggested. “Elsewise we will be fodder for the Albernians, if they are still at siege.”


“We gambled,” Léon mumbled into his hands next to where Dari had stopped at the news, “and we lost.”


It was hard, though. Between Varg the Impaler to the east, the rogue monstrosities Janna and Laura somewhat in their midst and a mad force of murderous northerners in their hinterlands, this Horasian army had to be everywhere at once. Finnian and Albernia where only the final nails in the coffin, so to speak.


That made her uncomfortable. She had never imagined that ogre-infested Andergast could be a better and safer place to be than the middle of a Horasian army she was now somewhat working for. Had she known any of this beforehand, she would have told Thorsten and Léon to go bugger themselves, back at King's bloody Castle.


Scalia looked calmly into the many distraught faces in the room, leaned back in his seat and steepled his fingers beneath his chin.


“We will not go.” He said. “Nostria is lost, but this line is not. We have nothing to gain by relieving the seat of a dead king. Send out foraging parties and wait for reinforcements to arrive. They can rebuild the city far enough so that our supplies can be transferred onto the river. Forcing the ogres into Gareth is paramount, but they will not go there if we do not hold this line.”


Silence befell the room as it had so very often today.


“Forces can land at Trontsand, I reckon.” The officer with the green sash said, as if what the General had just said had been the consensus all along. “Or perhaps at Salzerhaven, although the docks there are partially destroyed.”


Trontsand was a little village on the map, somewhere between the capital and Salza on the coastal road. It did not look like it had any landing piers.


“Why are harbours necessary for supplies when an army can simply land on a beach?” Dari whispered to Léon in confusion.


“Beaching takes days.” He replied without looking. “You need to transfer everything into rowing boats and bring it ashore. This army would eat faster than the food reaches dry ground, not to mention Janna and Laura have a ferocious appetite.”


She had imagined ships such as Thorsten's which could simply row up a beach and even be carried. But that was wrong. The Horasian vessels were much larger and had considerably more draught. They could carry infinitely more cargo at a time, which also meant it took more effort to unload them, perhaps even requiring cranes.


She felt like she ought to say something that was unequivocally true: “But Janna and Laura aren't here.”


Now he looked at her: “Aye. Which is part of the bloody problem. Do we have any choices that you can see?”


Janna could sort out Nostria, she supposed, once they had found her. It was strange that it took so long. Reputedly, she went on patrol around Joborn several times a day, and very little outside Sir Ruckus' lands. She did not part with Furio Montane, only she suddenly had, and for seemingly no reason whatsoever.


'Maybe she got ill and died.' Dari dared hope. 'Maybe she got the Bloody Diffar.'


Then, an idea struck her that was so obscenely wrong that she couldn't possibly say it. It was an option, somehow, maybe, to some extent. It involved Sly's plan, only instead of allying the ogres with the Garethians would they ally them with the Horasians. His Royal thirteen-times-damned Magnificence could rule over the whole world, commanding an army of men, ogres and two murderous giantesses.


But that was absurd, not to mention not in her interest. It was hard to say what was in her interest, but she knew certainly that this was not. For now, all she wanted was killing the evil war wizard, and best if she had as much time as possible to do it her way.


“Well, what Scalia said sounds good, no?” She finally replied. “We'll all tighten our belts a little for a while and see what happens. When they find Janna, send her to Nostria and deal with the Albernians. If they aren't there, maybe she should go and pay a visit to Havena, or look for Laura in Albernia, or maybe both.”


'The farther away, the better.'


“Sending the giantesses into Albernia is what got us into this mess in the first place. They should have seen this coming. This is war now.”


She frowned at him and cocked a brow but thought better than to argue with him. In retrospect it seemed foolish to believe that the alliance of Horas and the giantesses would not plunge the world into war.


“I still haven't understood what your role in all this is.” She put to him. “In Lauraville I thought you knew everything, and here you are, on your own ground, asking me for ideas.”


“I've been away for too long.” He replied, whispering while around them the officers discussed what to do with the fleet that they wouldn't have for weeks and came with its very own command staff. “Others have taken over what I used to do and they now know more than I do. Foolish mistakes have been made, so I suppose I should work on how to set them aright. But how?” His eyes moved over the assembled heads in the room. “What a tangled web of stupidity this is.”


He was right, and not only pertaining to Scalia's solar. The whole world went mad, bit by bit edging at the abyss.


That evening, when they dined on fish soup from the river, a message arrived informing them that Nordmarken had started an incursion into Albernia, taking the city of Honingen unopposed because it was unaccountably empty, barely a soul there.


The Duchy of Nordmarken was a reliable, powerful force in the Garethian Empire, and marching into neighbouring Albernia, a kingdom hounded by strange outbreaks, evil-worship and treachery, was one of its penchants. The duchy had been levying troops for a while to ward itself against the ogres, and those two monumental things they heard rumours of. The war in the east against the various nefarious evil-doers of the haunted lands had just recently cooled down again, so there were plenty of men to draw from. All in all, its involvement in the whole thing did not really come as a surprise, just adding another thing for them all to keep in mind.


Likely, Nordmarkener soldiers had started walking west the very moment they heard of Finnian taking Havena, thinking that something ought to have gone awry and they, as always, had to set it right. It stood to wonder if they knew what they were marching into and what would happen then, if they found Laura, or Laura found them.


That night, Léon was hard to get into the mood, but once Dari succeeded he took out all his frustrations on her. It was better than the night before, but not the least bit gentle. This time, he took so long that she feared he'd never stop, not to mention that he left her no time to put herself into the mood as well, something that she found terribly difficult after having to suck on his limp cock for what seemed to her an eternity.


Raw, hurting and used, with this dubious man's seed between her legs, she fell into an uneasy sleep. Then, suddenly, she found herself in a great hall, not unlike the Hall of Light in Gareth. Far above her, where the ceiling should be, was nought but starlight sky.


A moot was going on, twelve towering judges sitting in half-circle around the accused, a minuscule man with brown hair violently growing white. He wore wizards' robes, white but stained, nowhere as clean as Master Hypperio's were at any given time.


“Daria of Gareth!” The chief-justice boomed, a golden-clad male figure with the head of an eagle and wings with feathers for hands. “Do you know this man?”


She looked at the accused as he turned around to her. His eyes were hollow pits of glass, his mouth twisted grotesquely and his jaw quivering. Tears ran down his face, and had done so for so long that there were traces of salt over his cheeks down into his crusty beard.


“No.” She replied, biting her lip.


“Why did you call this one here in the first place?!” A female judge to the griffin's left roared. “She has as much reason to sit here as does he; more so, even!”


Only then did Dari saw that she was a lion.


“Eh.” The fox judge to the eagle's right wing's side spoke up. “She's been rather unblessed is part of what's to blame for that...my apologies.”


A lizard woman at one end of the circle lisped and tittered at that.


They were the gods, the Twelve, and they were holding judgement.


“Her time has not yet come.” Praios, the eagle, declared as he held a scale, eyeing it closely. It was perilously tipped, making Dari shudder. “She is not on trial here.”


“She's not all bad.” Lisped Hesinde, the snake. “She has as much averted evil as caused it. But she speaks untrue to us. She knows this man.”


Dari looked again at the hollow creature staring back at her. Then she noticed it. His robes were slashed at the middle, drenched in black blood and puss, and his gut was bloating.


'Like a bellows,' Hypperio had said.


“Furio Montane?” She asked, incredulous.


He gave only a whimper, more tears running down his cheeks.


“Yes, I know him!” Dari proclaimed. “He's the evil war wizard! He sent Janna and Laura, the monstrous, gigantic creatures to Thorwal and they destroyed it, my friend Thorsten's homeland! Then he had them go to Albernia and because of him the whole world is descending into war!”


Her screaming voice echoed eerily against the pillars, lasting long in the heavy silence that followed.


“He maintains he had no choice.” Peraine, the stork, offered from her long, pointy beak. “Can you speak to that?”


They were huge, Dari noticed only now, larger than ogres, perhaps as large as Albino had been. She was larger than life as well, only the wizard cowering down at his pathetic, human size. The rest was absurd, the way in which they were both animals and people at the same time especially. But they were gods.


“N...no. Not with much certainty,” she confessed meekly.


It was probably wise not to antagonize them for the time that she would find herself here.


“There is always a choice.” The dark voice of Boron said from the other end of the circle, opposite Tsa, the lizard woman.


Boron was a raven in robes, so black that the light seemed to shroud about him, as if the colour drank it. Dari's heart stopped for a moment and she almost broke down.


“This is true.” Efferd confirmed grimly, a cold, glassy-eyed fish holding a trident.


There was an empty seat next to Boron, Dari saw and knew what it meant. The Nameless, evil god, banished ad eternum into the Aether.


“Mmhh.” Praios made from his seat, eyeing her just as General Scalia had. “She is not as helpful as I had hoped. We must make a decision. I shall put this to the vote. Guilty.”


He raised a wing and looked at the other gods around.


“Guilty.” Boron breathed, his eyes black pits of nothing.


“Abstain!” Phex blurted out, grinning apologetically.


“Abstain.” Firun, the white wolf, echoed.


“Guilty!” Rondra the lioness roared at them in turn, the voices echoing in the hall and in Dari's head.


Was this right? What if the wizard had spoken truly?


Hesinde's tongue flapped outside her mouth ere she hissed: “Innocent!”


“Innocent.” Peraine the stork and Travia the goose said in unison side by side.


Eight votes were cast and it was tied. Four to go.


“Innocent!” Tsa lisped, giggling merrily. “Give him a rebirth!”


Furio Montane moaned.


“He is guilty!” Efferd rose and shouted like a thunderstorm ere Praios' gaze put him back in his place.


“Hmm, guilty.” Echoed Ingerimm, a mountainous, bearded smith, carrying a hammer.


He was the only god who was not part animal, Dari saw to her amazement, causing her to come to the conclusion that even in its absurdity this divine panel was absurd. When she looked at him again, he was burning, but that did not perturb in the least.


It came down to Rahya, the most beautiful horse that Dari had ever seen. Her fur was light brown and her mane a fiery red so deep that it appeared to be burning. She was the goddess of lust, love, wine and peace and her eyes did not spell anything good for Master Furio. She was crying.


“Oh!” She wept bitter tears. “He has lost so much, endured such hardship! And yet, it was he who brought this coming war. He facilitated it. He did not object. Well...he did object, but...”


She covered her eyes with her hands, or hooves or whatever they were, man and beast constantly blurred as in all of them.


Travia, the stout goose, whispered softly: “He was only the tool. Can you blame the hammer for the murder that is committed with its edge?”


Dari wasn't so sure any more.


“Silence!” Praios bellowed, but Rahya looked at the other goddess through her tears.


“Innocent.” The beautiful horse woman said and the Eagle scowled at everyone around.


“The vote is tied!” He announced. “Send him back. The paths of evil are paved with good intentions, indeed!”


“Eh, we should send her back first.” Phex gestured at Dari before fixing his foxy eyes on her, giving her a grin and a wink. “You know what to do, girl.”


'Do I?' Dari thought perplexed.


She felt like nothing could be further from the truth.


'I must seek the truth!' She realized in that instant, when Praios fixed his stern gaze once more upon her.


“What are you still doing here?! Out, and wait your turn!”


She awoke suddenly, remembering everything. It was nice not to dream of gargantuan monsters of a night for once, but this had been almost as disturbing. Léon lay sprawled in the bed next to her, his face buried in the pillows.


She got up, silently, and started to dress herself in haste. She had roughly figured out where Master Furio's room was from the coming and going of Hypperio and the several doctori. She went there at once, barefoot beneath her dress and careful not to make a sound. In a small sheath on her leg she still carried the dagger.


There was always someone with the wizard which was why she had not bothered to attempt to murder him until now. The dream had changed that. She wanted to go to him, now, more than anything else in the world.


No one guarded the door to the wizard's chamber and so she shoved it open with as little noise as the cast iron hinges allowed. They only complained mildly.


An old, half-bold man sat on a chair in the corner, a book and a glass lens in his lap. He was sleeping.


Death was in the air, a foul stench. A bucket with excrements and puss stood by the bed and all manner of soiled cloth that they had used for wiping. It was almost worse than Léon's room in Andergast, but at least this one had an arrow slit.


A candle flickered on a desk next to the doctore, guttering at its last remnants of wax. It was early in the morning, roughly the time when bakers rose to make the daily bread, Dari judged.


A wheeze came from the bed and she snuck over, finding herself face to face with Furio Montane.


He was awake, and much taller than in her dream although he was barely more than a skeleton, judging from his bony face.


“Water!” He breathed, almost too hoarse and soft to comprehend.


Dari sat by his side and helped herself to one of his pillows. There was a scaffold beneath the blanket that covered him, to stop the cloth from crusting into his wound. She took a look.


The stitches were finely made, but the gut was bloated from inside. It was all green and yellow and black down there, but she thought she knew how to relieve it. An assassin worth their salt had to have a basic understanding of the human body, so much the better to sabotage it. There were a thousand and one ways to kill someone, but that same knowledge could oft serve to heal as well, although that was harder.


“Water!” Master Furio croaked again as she regarded him.


She took the pillow.


“I should ease your way out of this world, you monster.” She told him softly.


Praios would certainly appreciate that. Or would he? And what would the other gods think?


She found herself looking down on him much like Janna or Laura would look down on people. What either of them would do here was crystal-clear, only this was Furio, so they would not step down, as it were. Perhaps this was precisely what made this sorcerer so evil.


“I am...our only hope!” He tried to argue, his voice failing.


Dari could barely hear it. The pillow moved in her hand towards his face. She wanted it. And yet...


It occurred to her mind then that it was not for her to cast judgement. The gods had spoken in her dream, and the verdict was postponed. Furio Montane had earned more time.


'Strike a balance,' as Léon had said in Andergast.


Only what that meant was dubious. Sly wanted Dari to remove this man from life. But Montane was a eunuch, incapacitated to do anything, especially without his magics. With a heavy heart, she took the knife from beneath her skirts instead.


The wizard's eyes widened.


“No!” He wheezed, little tears tumbling down into the mess where his hair had turned grey, seemingly all at once.


Hatefully, Dari thrust the blade into his gut where the swelling was worst, closing her mouth and nose at the foul wind that escaped him. They had cut him in hopes of relieving the pressure, and probably leeched him half a hundred times. But it didn't go deep enough. To live, Master Furio had to die, almost.


“You will live.” She said, drawing the blade out and wiping it upon the covers.


It was only a small prick into his gut. She had not hurt anything substantial. She found a wet cloth soaking in vinegar and pressed it onto the wound she had made. The vile puss oozed out of him when she squeezed his belly.


Finally, she gave him some water.


“Who?” He asked, his terrified eyes following her every move.


“A witness.” She replied, wondering if he recognized her. “Do not prove me false.”


Then she left him, a queasy feeling in her tummy. She went straight for Master Hypperio's chambers, adjacent to Master Furio's cell. Someone else could take care of the wizard from now on, do the rest that needed to be done. He'd live. She just knew it, somehow. Unless he proved false, in which case she would yet have to kill him.


The door was only leaning against its lock and there was no one inside, just a number of alchemist apparatuses and books. Light shun into the great hall from General Scalia's chambers, however, and voices drifted through the door when she came close.


“Bring me Constable Hatchet.” The general's rough voice said. “I must speak to him. It seems our empire is on the brink of civil war.”


He held a small piece of parchment in his hand, the kind brought by pigeons, those damned, innocuous birds that of late seemed to bring only bad news.


“But why? How, my lord general?” Hypperio's voice answered in distress.


“The wretch was right.” The general growled in response. “The nobility have not taken it kindly. They have departed the royal court and issued letters of demands. Bring the monsters to peace, they say. How, matters not. You, I need to fill Master Furio's role. You will find the giantesses, both of them, and bring them to heel. We must dispatch them to the Meadows Lovely to teach the Dukes a lesson in humility.”


“B-but...but...” The weaselly wizard stammered. “I...I can't, my lord general, my colleague's shoes, if you will, are utterly too large, and I...how...where would I look? She...she would kill me, both of them, I mean...the magic...there is no way...”


Dari shoved open the door and stepped inside.


“My lords.” She curtsied at their perplexed faces. “Uh, a miracle. Master Furio lives!”


Her dream had spoken loudly and clearly. She remembered it vividly. All the same, if it had been just a dream and the man was as evil as Sly said, then she killing him when he was awake was at least slightly better sport.


Only a short time later they were all at his bedside, Léon, the General, Master Hypperio and Dari. Also in the room were a few of the doctori.


“I stabbed him to life, so to speak.” Dari answered when the question was put to her how it had come that she was in Furio's chamber. “I had a suspicion and it proved to be true. The stitches...”


“The stitches were exquisite!” The doctore who had been asleep on his watch protested with his fists stemmed upon his small, portly gut. “I examined them myself!”


Dari pressed her lips together. It was best to tread humbly here.


“It was the work of a barber surgeon, likely some soldier, was it not?” She asked softly.


He spat back at her: “That, I do not know!”


“Those who close wounds on battlefields always get the stitches too tight. In this case, they were so exquisitely done, they almost killed the patient. With nowhere for the puss and secretions to go, the corruption upon his gut swelled and swelled, and your cuts did not go deep enough to relieve it.”


'And the gods were not yet done weighing his soul.'


The doctore wrinkled his nose at her but Léon padded her on the back with a smile that read: 'Well done.'


All the while, Furio Montane's haunted, hollow eyes watched her. He attempted to speak once but it turned out that he was too weak. His healing had only just begun and he was in a lot of pain, now that he had woken. It was determined that he had best sleep and not waste his strength wheezing and coughing, so they made him a draft of hot wine and herbs to help with that.


Even the ever-scowling Generalissimo looked pleased, vaguely anyway, in the correct light.


Afterwards, Scalia bid Léon to his solar to tell him of what was happening in the empire, and Dari followed as inevitably as did his new clothes. It was rather strange. He'd purported not to trust her, but at the same time did she feel like she was already an integral part of whatever it was he was doing. Now, all he was doing was talking and observing, giving his opinions on things that seemed to prove wrong more often than not, outclassed by superior information, except maybe in this instance. Other than that, she could not see that he was up to anything at all.


Besides what the general had told Hypperio there was little more information other than that the dukes were each procuring sell-swords of their own, all the while withholding their taxes and putting pressure on the throne. In Garethia, this was not all too uncommon when there was strife between some royal and the imperial throne, or any vassal and his liege for that matter. But in Horasia, this was virtually unheard of.


Amazingly, Léon could name precisely who among the nobles had religious or moral concerns, who was most likely to flip back at the slightest hint of trouble and who sought to gain more power for themselves through participating in the betrayal.


“Do we have orders to go back?” He asked when he was done, almost with a hint of hope in his voice.


He was rather lost here, Dari understood. Politics was practically over, and the military men reigned supreme.


“Ah, yes.” Scalia told him bluntly, some hint of pleasure in his eyes. “A fleet has been dispatched. We must go to the capital to make the appropriate preparations.”


Léon exhaled in relief.


“That is good to hear.” He nodded, looking at nothing, nowhere. “Does this mean then the integrity of our homeland takes precedent over this border and Nostria, yes?”


“No.” Scalia replied, raising his hand in which were not one but two messages, Dari saw only now. “The unfolding of events has made a fortunate turn, it would seem.”


That had to make twelve pigeons or so, Dari pondered, all in a very short time. The world was truly going mad.


“Vardeen tells us the ogre force has departed Andergast for Griffinsford, so our presence here is no longer essential.”


The blood in Dari's veins froze solid. Sly had written that message, or rather he had someone write it for him, since he couldn't write himself. He would not bother to tell the Horasians if he was really moving against Griffinsford. And he would never move against Griffinsford, ever, if he still stuck to his original plan.


This letter could only mean that he banked on Dari not telling the Horasians about both his plot and the demise of T.V., the spy. He was clever, and Dari had been dumb enough to lie. She could not correct her error now without losing everything she had accomplished here, making a reasonable standing for herself on Léon's side.


There was only one direction the ogre army could march, and its intended victims would no longer be dug in, likely already on the march, thinly spread and their deadliest machines packed up for travel.


This would be bad and she was still in the middle of it.


“The man has struck me as inapt.” She threw in quickly in an attempt to caution them. “He could not get a hold of his Royal Excellency when they were in the same city, and he swallowed the lie about the Ogre-Andergastian alliance without so much as a doubt. Finnian meant to march at Laura but sacked Nostria instead. What if Varg means to do the same, lure us away, and crush Joborn in our absence? Without this army Nostria will be much easier for her to take than Griffinsford, no?”


Sly would send scouts though, of which he had many and perhaps the most skilled ones fielded by any of the factions at war in this part of the world. They would tell him if the Horasians had taken his bait or not, and whether or not Dari had betrayed him. Now she would look stupid either way, because if the general headed her advice then Varg would likely not come.


Thankfully or not, though, that was not an option for the tall, old Generalissimo.


“It is equally far less valuable.” He replied, looking at her as though she was a pimple on his arse. “Its two major cities have been devastated, the villages and farms abandoned or burned. With the Thorwalsh making their mischief in the forests one might even have to pay to be rid of it. The ogre queen is rash but not a feeble mind. What is left in Nostria she could want?”


More land, Dari thought, more slaves, an easy war, plunder, and most importantly a port, as well as control over the river that led to her capital city. She was building a kingdom, not trying to accomplish maximum disunion in the world. Perhaps that made her slightly less bad after all, as far as tyrants went. In her own huge person she was a monster, a flaw no half-well-intentioned governance could set aright.


“I will make sure she knows this,” Léon countered to that, “for which I will have to write to Thion Vardeen now. If anything the man is still fit to spread rumours, I hope. Now, do we have word of Janna? If truth be told I am still doubtful that letting her loose against our own people is a clever course of action at all.”


Dari concurred with his sentiment but kept her face a mask. Scalia's mind seemed already made up on the matter and Léon seemed more eager to go than anything else. And if the Horasians wanted to have their empire laid waste to, which was the most likely outcome of this, then they certainly got what they deserved.


The question was where Dari would be in the meantime. Fleeing increasingly became an impossibility, with war and destruction going on everywhere. Nostria was out of the question, as was Andergast. Only the gods new what was going on in Thorwal now and Laura had likely put the torch to Albernia, turning it arguably into a too dangerous place to venture as well. A single, young girl like herself might slip and muddle though, somehow, but every move away from this army was risky. But staying with it was risky too, depending on whether Varg and Sly would wait for the Horasians to depart Nostria before taking it or not.


This was not an insignificant Horasian force, and the ogres considered the Horasians their enemies. Trying to catch this army with its britches tied around its knees had to be tempting for them, not to mention that it would go a long way to establish their reputation as well as set them up in a favourable position when negotiating with Gareth. After what Finnian had done to Nostria, the new and the resurrected empire were bound by treaty to go to war. There was a chance that they would not honour their commitments for one reason or another, but Dari did not judge this likely.


“His Royal Magnificence has ordered their presence for a show of force.” The general replied. “Meanwhile, Janna appears to be hunting ogres. We have found her trail in the south. That wretch Travian di Faffarallo set her to it, well-meaning as though he might have been.”


But now that they had the trail they would almost inevitably find her, he left unsaid. It was rather astounding that they had so many troubles communicating with Janna, Dari felt. At Lauraville, things had been easier, but had she had the choice there she too would not have spoken with either of the giant monsters directly.


“I will task Hypperio with bringing her back.” The general went on. “These news of Master Furio, we hope, will persuade her to follow. We expect she will take a ship for his transportation, as she did last time. Either way, she will arrive in the Meadows Lovely long before we do.”


“Then we must go with her.” Léon turned to Dari. “I am sorry.”


Dari's mouth turned dry and her gut felt as though she had been kicked all over again. Phex was playing one cruel jape upon her after another. Now, after seeing him in her dream, she could even picture him laughing.


-


Lissandra washed her fiery red hair in the clean water of the small pond they had found. Strands of duckweed grew in its waters, much like it had hair of its own, only green and slimy. Hers was slimy too, the wet darkening it, like dark fire if such a thing was real.


It used to be real once, probably, she thought, trying to get the sticky bodily secretions from her curls. But the world had changed.


Lissandra had spent all of her living memory in the little witch's cottage atop the lonely hill, guarding the ancient, all but forgotten holy site as she had to. A stone circle had been there around a stone altar where the devout once sacrificed to Sumu, the Earth Giantess.


Around the hill had been another stone circle, and amongst living things only the grass and mushrooms were permitted to encroach or leave from it when the moon was not full.


There, Lissandra had lived for many summers and winters with only her spider, Longleg, to keep her company. Only the odd witch or druid seeking the ancient site for ritual ever disturbed their peace in those days.


“Wash faster, Liss! Time to go!” A monstrously sweet voice sang behind her.


She could feel the heavy steps pounding the ground.


One day, Lissandra had been yanked from her cottage by an enormous hand, the same enormous hand now wrapped around her midriff once again. She was raised above the water and plunged inside before being shoved left and right and back and forth violently in an effort to get her clean.


She had been wet, naked and shivering to begin with, so it might have been worse. Even so, she came out coughing and wheezing. It was cold.


“Nice and clean!” Gundmalm's young, frighteningly happy face appeared before Lissandra's eyes.


Then she received a kiss that covered more than her entire face at once. The huge tongue tried to prod and invade her tiny mouth and Lissandra opened wide to let it happen. She had learned not to resist soon after being yanked from her hut, the day Gundmalm and Ogarag had their way with her for the first time. She had been powerless to stop them and calling Longleg to help resulted only in the tiny spider being inadvertently flattened under Gundmalm's foot.


The ogress never even noticed.


Longleg had been Lissandra's soul animal, the only friend she ever had. She was snuffed out in an instant and without any consequence whatsoever.


Gundmalm was over eleven metres tall. Her face was rather plain and ordinary, far as Lissandra could tell, but her hair was wrought in thick, long snakes that ran backwards from her head and were bound together in a rope-like bundle thicker than some trees.


This was achieved through an alchemist trick Lissandra found quite fascinating. Gundmalm washed her hair regularly in lime and water, which turned it lighter than it was and made it into a thick, stubborn mane. Then, every once in a while, she used clay to form it into the long snakes. The clay would dry and fall out in time, but the shape remained.


She did so because she pleased, and it pleased her female lover, Ogarag, too.


Ogarag was just under ten meters tall, had pale, white skin and black hair. She may have been a tad comelier of face, but had the colder, more mistrusting temperament. Gundmalm, or Gun, as she preferred to be called, was a lively dandelion seed upon the wind, constantly uplifted and drifting this way or that way and oft as not getting carried away as well.


The two ogresses had no interest in ogrish males, or even men of the human variety. They loved each other, but they also loved to incorporate any other sentient female thing into their love play at which often three were alive in the beginning and only Gundmalm and Ogarag by the end of it.


Lissandra they kept alive for times of want, when they could not find any poor human female to play with.


“Dress!” The ogress commanded happily after giving Lissandra a rough rub with a shaggy, smelling fur.


She was dropped by her clothes, bundled where she had left them in haste.


It was on the battlefield again, only the word 'battle' seemed to imply too much of a desperate contest in what had transpired. 'Field of slaughter', or 'killing field' was the more accurate description. The bodies of the slain, in so far as they could still be identified, were as flat as hides or crushed to brutal gore, sometimes only wet smears on the packed ground remaining of them. Even the grass seemed to have been crushed out of existence.


Lissandra understood that these were boatmen, towering northerners in britches, lengthwise striped blue or red and white. Their fearsome axes, spears and swords had been as little use to them as their round wooden shields with the polished, bulgy bucklers upon them.


This was new, of course. Gundmalm and Ogarag fretted of the glinty things men carried to protect their own, the things wrought from the shiny blood of mountains. The change had been brought by the newcomer.


When Lissandra first laid eyes on Janna she thought the Earth Giantess had arisen once again. But that was wrong. Even though Janna was enormous and larger than any creature had a right to be, Sumu was as large as the world, for it was her decomposing body the world was made of. Los, the ancient god, had slaughtered her and wept bitter tears over what he had done.


Janna did not fear large groups of humans as Gun and Oga had.


“I crush them like bugs.” She had said and shrugged when the question had been put to her by Gundmalm.


She ate them as well. On some days, they were her only food.


The three of them now formed a triangle that Lissandra found herself trapped inside of, which now not only meant having to please the two violent ogresses that had assumed ownership of her, but also being used to please the vastly more enormous Janna.


After falling on the lot of men who's bodies covered the ground like blankets, the mighty giantess had been wanton, and it had pleased Gundmalm and Ogarag to please her while shoving Lissandra inside the enormous womanhood of their new friend.


In a sense, Gundmalm and Ogarag were to Janna what Lissandra was to the two ogresses. It was not beyond the giantess to use either ogress against their will when she felt so inclined, or to remind them of how easily she could crush the life from them. They had found a male ogre the day before, and Janna had demonstrated what that meant. She had subdued him easily with her hands, wrestling him down and holding him, before her body rolled over his, crushing him to death with frightening ease.


But Gundmalm and Ogarag seemed to enjoy Janna more than they feared her, which in Lissandra's mind was foolish. The giantess had been hunting them, following their trail. Instead of fleeing and covering their tracks the two ogresses had greeted her, given her of their deer and ultimately helped her make a huge fire in the night to keep warm.


Gundmalm especially was enthusiastic whereas Ogarag, on occasion, still showed some reservations about the rearrangement of things.


Lissandra felt that Janna had been reluctant at first too, but had ultimately given in. After the three played for the first time her enthusiasm for the relationship seemed to have grown immensely. She was hunting boatmen, she professed, simply for the purpose of killing them, upon which she did not elaborate any further.


As soon as Lissandra was dressed did pounding and crashing noises herald the coming of Janna. Her feet were forces of nature and neither wood nor rock could withstand them. She even honoured them, by sacrificing humans to her toes, or something like that. It was the only explanation Lissandra could see for why the giantess kept people imprisoned in her huge, smelly socks.


Janna's light blue eyes found Lissandra's fiery red hair.


She chuckled: “I hope I wasn't too rough on you, little one, was I?”


Lissandra quickly shook her head.


The enormous might that coursed through Janna's being frightened her, but the inside of her cunt had not been more horrible than Gundmalm's or Ogarag's, both of which Liss had found herself getting shoved into before. If anything, Janna's was a tad more comfortable, because it was more spacious. The flesh pressed in on all side, but it gave in, spongy as it was.


The only problem was breathing. One could well drown in Janna's cunt, it was so large.


“She's wet and cold!” Gundmalm called up. “Can you put her some place warm?”


Janna grinned: “Certainly.”


They watched out for their little Liss. They did not want her to die. They likened her to a pet but Lissandra found that wrong too. She had certainly never treated Longleg in any of the ways the ogresses treated her.


'Oh, please, no.' She thought when realizing what the giantess' amused facial expression meant.


The enormous young woman bent down and gingerly picked her up between thumb and index finger, each large and strong enough to squish her like a fly. Warmth emitted from her skin and when one put an ear to her body one could ear the blood rush and her heart pound somewhere in her chest.


Janna was considerate in how much pressure she applied, but never with the speed at which she made Lissandra move. It always made her head dizzy, and this time was no exception.


“You have a shit life, don't you.” The giantess mused, suddenly a gargantuan face that encompassed all that Lissandra could see.


Liss only had her former life for comparison, which had been markedly less eventful. Without visitors she had done chores, gathered mushrooms and cooked them, helped the ants find their way home when they were running in circles again and so forth. Or she had played with Longleg, which she had liked most. The spider had been very, very intelligent, showing her spots in her cottage that she would never have thought to clean on her own.


“Maybe I should just put you out of your misery.”


Janna's mouth was a huge, wet cave. Her teeth were almost as large as the stones of the inner circle on Lissandra's hill. With this mouth she could eat people with as much ease as Gundmalm could devour a beaver. Or maybe more.


“No, don't eat her!” The ogress' voice rang from below. “She's our little friend!”


“Shut up.” Janna gave Gun a kick that sent her sprawling with an 'oof'.


Ogarag was still lying on the ground naked. Janna had sat upon her during the final stages of their love play, grinding her sex on the smaller monster for stimulation. Oga and Gun sometimes killed the girls they played with that way, but when Janna did it to them they seemed to find it normal, as was to be expected from a creature so large.


Liss shook her head again and smiled, trying to lean over and give Janna's nearing lips a kiss.


She had learned to do that. Oga and Gun were less violent when she smiled prettily and acted as though she enjoyed being with them. It wasn't all so very horrid, in truth. She just had to remember to do what she was told and do her best when her owners demanded pleasure.


“I think I have a leg stuck between my teeth.” Janna smiled. “You should help me get it out.”


The wind that struck her when she entered the cave was as warm and wet as summer rain. The warmth might even have come welcome, had it not smelled like raw flesh and blood. She was dropped upon a huge back tooth, white but for a few pinkish smears. Janna had not trampled all the humans Gundmalm and Ogarag had found for her today. She had eaten a sizeable portion of them as well, and chewed them.


Lissandra knew what a regular tooth looked like because she had once have to remove one of her own when it started to suddenly hurt abominably. Janna's had been altered. At the top surface where lots of ridges should be, culminating in a bit of a cleft in the centre, it looked as though someone had poured liquid, white stone to fill it up before letting it harden.


To the edges of the tooth's surface the ridges re-emerged, and Liss saw the first thing stuck there immediately. It was tiny, a piece of skin with a piece of upper lip and a hole for an eye. It just stuck there, adhering to the white, hard tooth.


Liss peeled it off and tossed it onto Janna's tongue, in doing so making the giantess wait.


“Mhng, 'ere.” A huge index finger entered the mouth and pointed roughly in between two molars.


Liss saw it then, the raw stump of a knee emerging slightly from between the two teeth. Grasping and pulling did not bring any results, however, because the thing was lodged in there too deeply, no doubt driven by the all-crushing strength of Janna's jaw. The flesh was slimy and slippery to the touch.


Worse yet, pools of saliva started to ooze from Janna's gums, thinking Lissandra just another morsel. The sounds were stomach-churning. Suddenly, the mouth closed and a thunder roared from the back of the mouth where the throat was, instantly filling the cavern with a foul, evil stench.


For a moment, Liss thought she could hear screams and lamentations, but she was too occupied keeping her balance atop the tooth while trying not to breathe.


Then the mouth opened again, echoing loudly: “Horry.”


It meant either 'sorry' or 'hurry'. Liss didn't really mind which. She worked the leg back and forth, loosening it, but it was still lodged tightly.


“I will hold onto it and you can pull me out!” She shouted, hoping that Janna would hear.


Also yesterday, when Janna had eaten a number of people hiding in the forest from the boatmen, Janna had a dozen naked women clean her teeth for her. When they were done, she had closed her mouth and swallowed, despite her earlier promise to let them go.


Liss hoped that this was not what she was going to do this time.


“Mhgkay!”


Liss took that to mean the affirmative. She had little other choice anyway. Her fingernails dug deeply into the leg and Janna's fingers took her at the waist, pulling. For a moment it felt like her arms were being wrenched off her shoulders but then the piece of human flesh came loose.


She dropped it on her way out for Janna to swallow.


“Thank you.” The giantess smiled. “As a reward, I'll stick you where you want today.”


That was especially new, as fresh as butterfly that had just squeezed itself from its cocoon. Liss did not know how to answer. The choices she knew were each one more unpleasant than the other. The queer sort of britches Janna wore, made from some rough yet soft, otherworldly material, featured four pockets. Travelling in the ones on her legs was half so bad. The ones on the rear were tight, suffocating and perilous, since when Janna sat down she did so on what- or whomever was inside.


“Could...could I...” She tried, but the words would quite come out. “Mh, could you put me some place with air? I like air.”


She breathed deeply for emphasis, producing menacing laughter from the towering woman.


“Ha ha, yes, that's, uh...that's doable.”


So, that day, Liss travelled on Janna's shoulder, just beyond a bone that from her shoulder to the front of her neck. For security the giantess insisted Lissandra hold on to and wrap around her body a strand of hair, which was alright. It was significantly better than being squished in between her legs down in her smallclothes.


Liss had no knowledge of this land. She had lived somewhere behind them, but they were marching ahead. Once they came across a line of packed earth over the landscape and Janna had to explain to her that this was a road, made so by wooden boxes that rolled on round things called wheels. The boxes were dragged by animals, making a cart, or carriage. There was no such thing present, unfortunately, so all Lissandra could do was imagine it in her mind.


Apparently, people used carts to bring food and other things from one place to another. This was probably necessary because there were nowhere near as many mushrooms around here as there had been on the hill on which she had lived. In fact, they were rather hard to find.


Therein lay the tricky bit of the food problem, the primary thing, Liss judged, that kept both Janna and the ogresses going. They were always hunting. Gun and Oga sniffed out people that Janna then subdued, but sometimes even they couldn't find any, so they followed game trails instead, hunting deer or similar large animals for eating, like the ogresses had done before the giantess joined them.


“It's so good I found you.” Janna said later when Ogarag had picked up the smell of humans again and Gundmalm confirmed it. “Without you, I'd never find anybody. You can't imagine how useless I was walking around before I met you.”


“What did you do before you were walking around?” Lissandra asked.


She had found that Janna liked speaking every once in while. She did not enjoy certain topics, but others she seemed to talk about just for the sake of it.


“I was waiting for a friend to wake up.” She replied. “He is very, very ill, if you know what that means. And I fear it was all for naught, as in, I think he will die, live no more. The worry over him was making me sick as well, among other things. Do you know what a Novadi is?”


Lissandra shook her head before remembering that Janna could not see her: “No. What is a Novadi, Janna?”


“A desert dweller.” She explained. “Now, a desert is a place that's sand and no water and the sun burns very hot there. And it seems to me that the Novadis you have here are very similar to the Novadis where I come from, which...I found unsettling, still do.”


Lissandra sensed that this another one of the uncomfortable topics and she would do good not to dwell on it. Janna decided over life and death of any living thing surrounding her. If she wanted something dead she could make it so at a whim. With regards to Novadis that was rather strange, because it stood to reason that a Novadi was a Novadi, no matter where they were.


Suddenly there was shouting ahead and Gundmalm and Ogarag stopped walking and pointed instead: “They're right in front of us!”


“Ogres!” A man screamed somewhere in the brown, yellow and black confusion beneath.


A little ahead, colours flashed here or there, the colour of blue clearly dominating, but there was white too and glinty things.


“Liss, hold on to me tight. I don't want you to fall.” Janna cautioned and moved to surpass the ogresses.


Janna always walked behind Gundmalm and Ogarag because her large feet broke or uprooted the trees in the forest, presenting a source for danger, especially when large trees fell or were flying through the air, as if she was walking through a field of mushrooms.


“Bows! Form line! Notch arrows!” The cries of battle rang as Lissandra had heard them before.


Men cried such in anticipation of a fight, their voices raw and strained, full of violent disquiet or, sometimes in cases of boatmen about to be trampled, eager anticipation.


Suddenly there was far more movement than before, or else it became better visible when Janna moved closer. Some things started hissing on the ground like snakes and Janna's hand came up to shield but moved away again as soon as it had come.


Things seemed to go the same way they had before, just two steps and Janna was right in front of them. This was the first time Lissandra had such a good vantage point, however, displaying just how easy a time Janna had killing humans.


“Stay your arrows friends!” A cocksure voice declared loudly on the ground. “That is not an ogr-”


Something blue, white and golden shun through in between the overlapping branches of two trees before it was suddenly replaced with Janna's leather-clad foot, snuffing out the voice in an instant, accompanied by a horse's frightened scream. Liss had leaned forward far, eager to see things. She held the ropes of Janna's dark golden hair a little tighter, assuming it would be alright.


The rest of the men were another length of giant foot beyond, huddled together with their wooden bows in their hands. Their garb was mostly blue and white, far as Lissandra could see, and there were a few more horses, large animals that were very quick and very strong but likewise afraid of almost everything, including their own shadows. Gun and Oga particularly liked horses' legs to eat sometimes, but most men on horses also carried steel.


“No!” Several men screamed at once before a singular voice elaborated. “My prince! My prince! What have you done?!”


Janna cursed, but in a tongue that Liss could not understand.


“Are you Nostrians?”


She removed her foot. The branches were gone, but so was the blue golden man. There was not even so much as a hint of him, just a mess of white horse hide, red blood and pink, brutal gore. Then Lissandra saw the blue cloak of the man that had been there, drenched and darkening. He must have gotten beneath his horse, she thought, a terrifying prospect in and of its own, but with Janna's foot pressing down care- and mercilessly atop that heavy, big animal0, there was surely little left of him to be saved.


“My prince!” A grey, grizzled man rushed forth. “Andarion, where are you?”


“Damn it.” Janna sighed and crouched a little, in a way that Lissandra had often crouched down to Longleg. “I thought you were Thorwalsh. I really did. I am sorry.”


“No!”


-


Prince Andarion had enough of his Horasian allies. His father, the king, had called upon them for help against the developments in wretched, neighbouring Andergast but they had already been on their way and arrived shortly after the message was dispatched, meaning long before it could have possibly arrived. This meant they would have landed in the capital with their army no matter what the Nostrians said, which was a thing Prince Andarion had found unacceptable to begin with.


Nostria was a protectorate, not a vassal kingdom, although judging from their behaviour the Horasians seemed to have misread something in the written and sealed agreement to that effect. The Horasian actions with regards to the fabled, towering monsters whom they had through some witchcraft brought under their control had summoned the unrelenting hatred of the remaining Thorwalsh on the Nostrian kingdom, greatly to the suffering of its people, and more importantly to the headache of its prince.


Before the Thorwalsh, things had been fine, but now the Nostrian people were tied up in unpaid serfdom, providing protection for the Horasian supply columns.


That had all still been somewhat bearable, though. For one thing, Prince Andarion enjoyed being able to carve out a name for himself and hone his skill at arms by fighting the murderous wretches. His father, King Andarion the Second of Nostria, was also pleased to now claim the lands north of Salza for his own, even styling himself Andarion the Conqueror, while Andarion the Settler would have been more accurate since the land was unpossessed.


That had been before this giant, one-hundred-metre-tall beast had stepped on the prince, however. Her foot had appeared out of nowhere and landed square on top of him. Andarion heard the scream of his trusty white stallion for a last time before hearing its body give in to the unholy might of the titanic wench.


The young, handsome prince had been involved in fights before and had seen horses die several times, only never quite like this.


But Lord Praios looked after his own, it would seem. Andarion would still have preferred if the giantess had simply noticed him, but it was better than getting crushed, surely. Her foot squeezed him, but it did not kill him. There was a deep profile in the sole of her gigantic footwear, large enough for the prince to fit in. His spurs had dug into the material of the boot that had so nearly ended his life, as had his sword, bent and crushed out of its scabbard as it was. So not to fall inadvertently, he had rammed his dagger into the material too, another thing for him to hold onto while he was stuck there. Mud and gore caked him in from the waist down, leaving doubts over whether or not he'd be able to free himself, even if such a venture had not been certain death while she was unaware of him.


Now, she simply stood, drenching Andarion in dirt that pressed so hard on him it became strenuous to breathe. He hoped she would notice him soon, but judging from the muddled voices he heard, mostly her own vibrating through her body, they thought him to be somewhere in the obliterated mess of flesh that had been his horse.


Ornibion Bidemarket, Andarion's mentor, chief bodyguard and the oldest knight in the band, was distraught.


“No!” Andarion could hear him cry out in despair.


As well they might despair, the prince thought, pleased. He was the hope of the kingdom. His father would not live forever and was far less well liked amongst the commons and nobles, not to mention a lesser bow- and swordsman, and nowhere near as handsome as the prince.


King Andarion was good at counting coppers, whereas Prince Andarion was good at taking them. It was obvious that since the amount of wealth in the world was finite one could only become more fortunate by diminishing the wealth of someone else. Therefore, any wealth expended, left or untaken was to be counted a loss. And since the amount of wealth in any kingdom was directly associated with its soil, it was also obvious that to truly aggrandize ones wealth one had to get more land under control, and not just southern Thorwal.


“What can I say?” The giantess boomed. “What's done is done, I guess. I mean, his father has other sons, right? He's a cunt, anyway, and if this prince is anything like the king then you should be glad he's porridge.”


“Treason!” Andarion snapped angrily, his voice echoing in the thread of the mighty boot as it probably might in a coffin. “Let me out of here, you gargantuan wench!”


As he spoke, her foot shifted, however, and it was all drowned out by the scraping of boot over rock and the breaking of roots in the ground. A piece of wood, or a stone or some such pierced Andarion painfully in his flank. His crown, a thick silver ring sitting atop his long golden hair, had fallen off when he had initially been trodden upon already, greatly to his displeasure.


He hoped it was intact and unbent, or else he might have to figure out a way to chastise this gargantuan fool, as he might anyway, for her insolent talk.


“No!” Ornibion yammered again. “This is not well! The other prince is a bookworm and a craven! He barely even leaves the castle, reading of battles instead of honing his skill at them, training with longsword and bow! This is a catastrophe!”


Andarion's younger brother was a grave disappointment indeed. Rakorius was so much of a book worm that he did not even pursue a wife, as he should have if he meant to ever have any station in life. Once Nostria was his, Andarion would certainly not suffer his foolishness to persist, meaning Rakorius would need to find a new place for himself and his shelves of foolish folios.


Andarion would make sure of that, if only they would notice him soon.


“Heh!” He called. “I am alive! It takes more to kill a prince such as me than just a single footstep!”


The giantess did not hear him, though: “To be honest, I think a prudent ruler should first make sure he's read a lot of books before ever picking up any weapons. War only destroys, don't you know, and there's little worse than perpetual war under an inapt government.”


Anger pulsed through Andarion's veins once more. Who did this wretched creature think she was? She was speaking treason, while standing on the body of a prince, and even more so a handsome and skilful prince who was a shining beacon of pride and example to his people.


With a crash, once more the weight of the giantess shifted, wrenching Andarion with her and filling his little cave with earth and rocks, enclosing him in darkness. The very ease with which she did this to him was unnerving.


'I might yet die here.' He realized with dread. 'If this wretched fool is not careful she will crush me as she thought she already did.'


And likely she wouldn't even notice, which was far more insolent than anything else.


“I cannot find his body here!” Ornibion, the good, old knight proclaimed. “Only his cloak and his crown! You squashed but three quarters of his horse, mayhaps he's, uh...”


“I'm pretty sure he's somewhere in there.” The giantess said with a giggle that made Andarion's blood boil. “He's probably one with his horse. You're not suggesting he's somehow alive under my foot, are you? No way he survived this, sorry to say.”


As if for emphasis, Andarion's world started spinning violently. Left and right, left and right the forest floor went, his tiny tunnel filling up with more rocks, roots and dirt as the giantess carelessly twisted her foot on the ground.


'Does she think me a roach?!' He thought. 'Who does she think she is?!'


She was being negligent with his life and did not even look to disprove the old knight's wise suggestion. Something in her voice told the prince that if she discovered him now she was more like to finish the deed rather than relent.


“Look, I did not mean to do this, but this is certainly a crisis.” She went on to explain. “I work for the Horasians, but I'm not supposed to be here, really, I think. Anyhow, we can't let this little tale leave this place. It would make me look bad.”


The foot rose and Andarion with it. Seeing his chance he screamed and shouted as much as his lungs would give. But to no avail, because in that instant everyone else was shouting and screaming too. He saw the forest floor rush by under him ones more, from higher on this time, travelling in the direction of Ornibion's voice. Then he found himself face to face with the man, white-eyed, mouth agape and about to be trampled.


The sound of bones, flesh and armour crunching was stirring up the rations and ale in the prince's belly. And he wretched, seasick from the shaking as well. The men below were packed tightly. More shouting filled Andarion's cave. Ornibion's body was a flattened, pink line under the tread, but young squire Orasilas Tront's upper body poked out from under it just two arm's lengths yonder, his arms flailing and beating futilely while his lower half was crushed beyond recognition.


Then the foot lifted again, allowing his body to fall, and Andarion lost the boy from his sight.


Up and and down and up and down, he was getting dizzy, watching the knights and men at arms of his band disappear in droves under the mighty Horasian monster. First they were there, beneath him, then the world went dark, and only broken, flattened things remained were men had been before. This was all to a song of shrieks and horror that could only belong in the freezing Nether Hells, the birthplace of evil creatures such as this. It took a whole of five steps before the giantess' foot rested once more which could only mean that every member of Andarion's warband was gone.


But it was not so. It were only the bulk of them she had flattened while giggling thunderously above. Singular men were running and it now pleased her to run them down, only to do so she required merely a few more steps.


The last man was Anden Hagensen, a young freeman who boasted to be the second best archer in all of Nostria, after Andarion. Unlike the others, the giantess did him slowly, pinning him with her weight before transferring ever more on him. He begged first. Then he screamed. And finally he died with a crunch.


The prince shuddered. Amongst his band had been many men at arms as well as several peasants in the beginning. They had been tracking and fighting the dispersed Thorwalsh raiding parties in the woods. The peasants were mainly cover from arrows and throwing axes, as well as a flesh cushion by which to brunt a charge. By now they had been all but used up, either dead or, if they had proved themselves, made into freemen and given better arms, as well as the promise of land leases.


The core of Andarion's force had been the spawn of splendid Nostrian nobility, sons of knights and lords and many a hopeful heir among them, equipped with fine armour to ensure they would not die, even if they were struck down in a fight. Their undoing was a tragedy of monumental proportions, not to mention an outrage that demanded recompense.


It occurred to the prince that he now stood alone, where before there had been more than fifty devoted men in his company.


“Are you alright?” The giantess asked someone.


There was no reply Andarion could hear, but there must have been one because she laughed at something.


Still, the prince dared not to loose his grasp. The monster was standing idly again, but if he let go and she shifted her foot he would still be killed like all the others, overrun by the all-mauling tread of her boot. The ease with which she did it frightened him to the core, but he told himself as well that he should not discount the gods yet. He should have been dead, surely. But the foremost of the Twelve was holding his hand protectively above the heir and hope of Nostria. Andarion could barely wait to tell his father, and all the rest of Nostria about this incident, tragic for the other families though it might be.


The foot moved again, one step, two, before it stopping.


“Here, you little rascal. See if you can find some food you like.” Then she shouted. “Gun, Oga! You can come, I'm done with them!”


Andarion wondered who these companions with the queer names were. Witches, warlocks and such, he suspected, evil worshippers only fit for burning at the stake. At least, their names were not Horasian, but the Horasians kept warlocks in their army as well, often bearing queer names such as normal folk did not use.


“Bread!” The voice of a young woman exclaimed outside the foot a moment later. “And something long and hard and salty-smelling!”


It was high pitched, innocent and foolish, like a child's.


“A pork sausage.” The giantess explained warmly.


“Mh-hm, a sausage! Do you want some, Janna?”


Whatever strange companion was travelling with this treacherous beast was clearly non too bright, but that was hardly surprising, given their simpler sex.


“Ha, that is rather too small for me, thank you.”


The simple woman waited a while, then changed the subject: “Janna, what were you saying to these men before you killed them? I...I heard the words, but I do not know what they mean.”


“Well,” the giant foot shifted, casually and without warning, “do you know what a prince is, or a king?”


No reply.


“A king is a really bad man who is really bad to his people, taking their things, killing them and so on. The prince is his son, meaning he will become king after the old king is dead. Now, these people were sort of the friends of my friends, the friends I had before I met you, understand? And they had a prince and I accidentally stepped on him. If someone knew this, this would make their king very mad, and he would go to my friends and tell them and then they would get mad too. So, I had to make them all nice and flat so that they couldn't tell, see?”


“Mh-hm!”


'Aha!' Andarion thought in his mind. 'Just you wait, wretched beast. With Praios' help, I shall be your undoing!'


“Get over here, dolls.” The giantess commanded someone else.


“These look different.” A rough yet feminine voice said after a moment, while another only laughed.


“I think they look exactly the same!”


“No, look!” The first one cautioned. “There this white thing on their clothes.”


Out of nowhere the giantess raised her foot but just as quickly settled it somewhere else, just adjusting the way she stood or crouched, the way she did every now and then, presenting grave danger to Andarion and closing off any opportunity to rest his aching arms. The prince found himself staring into the blank, broken face of Valpo Reeper, formerly a knight's son, a knight himself and a remarkable horseman, the terror of the lists, a real dread to joust against even though Andarion had unhorsed him one more time than he himself had been unhorsed by Valpo.


The young man had awaited a splendid, glorious future of great honour, daring so much as vowing to even the score with Andarion upon the next tourney. With his brains outside of his head, congealing on the forest floor, that would never happen, however. The giantess had crushed him like a beetle, never knowing who he had been.


“Rest assured,” Andarion swore under his breath, “I shall avenge you!”


The question was only how.


“That's a flat fish.” The giantess explained to whoever the others were. “It means these are Nostrian men. No Thorwalsh, and no small folk either. Urgh, if someone finds this battlefield I will be in trouble. Help me pile them up. I have to make them disappear.”


“No women or girls.” One of the new voices complained. “I think I don't like Nostrians.”


“I think the ones in the normal clothes yesterday,” the other replied, “you know, the helpless ones? I think those were Nostrians too.”


Valpo Reeper was staring at Andarion accusingly, so the prince had to move his head to avoid his gaze. It was no use. By now, since the ground was hard and packed from the trampling, there was more room in the gap where he was clinging. He reached out with his free hand, the one pushing against the side, and shoved the horrid, empty face aside.


“Why will you be in trouble Janna?” The first new voice asked stupidly.


Suddenly, one of the spurs came lose and Andarion's leg fell down. When he tried to kick the sharp metal spike back inside the other leg came loose as well and before he knew it the prince was face down in Valpo Reeper's remains.


The giantess sighed: “Lissandra?”


The prince lay still as a mouse. It seemed no one had not heard the sound of his armour rattling. In his mind he prayed to all the twelve that the giantess would not shift her foot now, the way she had done before. If he had hoped their talk would lay out more of the giantess' treachery he seemed to be mistaken, however.


“Because, um, because they had a prince who got really mad!”


That made the monster giggle and she shifted, alas only by the breadth of two hands. It was clear however that more movement could not be too far away. He had to move, and only saw now that he had an opportunity. There was only forward and backward in the tread of the giant boot, but air and sound suggested that there was a way out. The ground was earth, hard-packed and drenched in blood. Corpses were here and there, partially under the sole they were still being compressed.


'Praios help me.' Andarion prayed in his mind, crawling, scuffling, kicking.


It was so much of a miracle that he was still alive.


Sometimes the way was barred by earth and he had to shovel. It clung everywhere amongst broken roots, remnants of plants or quite simply matter that had once been a human body. It was possible that beyond one or many of these earth clumps lay the outside world, but he couldn't risk it for lack of time.


Outside there was activity, the gathering of corpses in an effort to make vanish the evidence of this crime. It made no matter. Andarion would tell everyone. He would gather a great host with the consent of his father. United, with Praios' help, they would overcome both the Horasians and this wretched beast. All the prince had to do was stay alive, for which he must find a way out.


The tread of the unnaturally gargantuan boot was a veritable labyrinth such as the Horasians pleased to create from hedges, he had heard. Everything looked the same, so he went by fallen friends and faces or garb of people he had fought with, eaten and drank with, side by side for so long. Showing him the way was their last service to him, even if they only served to tell him where he had already crawled.


He had to be quick, the responsibility weighing heavily on his shoulders. He was the hope of his people, the hope of his father, the future of the kingdom. It would all be his if only he made it out of here alive.


Finally, there was a light at the end of the tunnel. But while he crawled at it desperately the giant foot suddenly lifted into the air, vanishing from his sight and dousing him in daylight, blinding to his eyes.


The giantess had turned her back on him. This was his chance. But what else was there, the voices of the others, two of them clearly larger than human beings.


And indeed, two ogresses, each over ten metres tall at the least, were gathering crushed men and horses before throwing them onto a pile. One had black hair and pale skin, the other was darker and had hair that was queerly wrought to long brown sausages that ran straight backwards from her brow all the way down to her hindquarters.


At the pack horses with the supplies was a tiny woman with fiery red hair, a wretched, young witch if Andarion had ever seen one. She was helping herself to his food.


All the forces of evil had assembled here, it seemed. Bar the Thorwalsh. But from what he had heard he gathered that he and his men had been initially mistaken for the wretched men with their long hair, round shields and love for axes, so in a way it was them he had to thank for the misfortune he was in.


And misfortune it was. There was no cover, no brush, not even so much as grass that dared stand high enough to hide in the presence of this gargantuan traitor. Trees lay about, like slain, crushed to pieces and partially driven into the ground by her might.


The giantess was a young woman in tight, blue britches and a ragged green tunic-like piece of clothing stained with dirt. She had a broad, homely jaw like some peasant wench, but an eerie, stoic beauty, stemming from her strength. She had broad hips too, and an enormous bosom. Each of the teats beneath her shirt had to be the equivalent of a small hill, whereas she herself was a small, living mountain.


It was a mystery to Andarion how he had survived this long. Praios was good. He would not let him die. And yet fortune in battle stood with the best archers, seldom the most devout, lest any pious insurrection be successful, no matter how foolish or insolent it was.


His legs were as wobbly as a toddler's when he picked himself up and tried to walk. The ogresses were occupied with the dead men, thinking all the proud Nostrian force begone.


'But they are wrong!' He thought. 'I, the most important one, the handsome prince, hope of my people, shining beacon of...I live! Praios help me, I live! I am walking! I am walking away as if never-'


With a clatter of his plate he fell to the ground and the larger one of the ogresses, the sausage-haired one, snapped up her head.


“Hm?!” She made curiously, stomping over slowly and menacingly on her gargantuan naked feet.


She was nowhere comparable to the giantess, but against an unarmed prince a deadly threat nonetheless, even such a remarkable one as Andarion. He weighed his options, quickly concluding that neither running nor fighting would do. Panic gripped him as it had never before.


If this one decided to step on him he'd be as dead as with the larger one, and worse yet this one did not wear any footwear with a tread in which he might hide. He played dead, like a wounded fawn, feeling a menacing stab of pride in his chest.


“Janna, you missed one!” She shouted, never taking her curious eyes off him.


“Is he dead?”


The ogress' foot protruded gingerly, carefully, frightfully even, until she prodded him with her big toe. Then, she jumped back, stomping her giant feet each almost as long as Andarion was tall.


“I don't know!” She proclaimed, uncertain. “I think he's hurt, though!”


'In another life, I might have been a mummer.' The prince thought proudly. 'One of the best, no doubt.'


“Toss him on the pile.” The giantess said dismissively. “If he's still alive he won't be any more in a moment. Crush his head if you want to make sure.”


The giant ogress eyes him uncertainly from above, frowning, looking for signs of life. Then she shrugged and pulled Andarion off the ground by a leg. His humours grew ice-cold when he realized where she was taking him, holding him out at arms length as if he were a stinky, rotten carcass. There was no doubt in him that the giantess was going to crush the pile to an unrecognizable mess, and him with it.


As cautiously as possible, he fingered for his sword, finding it gone. His dagger too. This was bad.


“Urgh!” The ogress made when she tossed him into the pile of crushed flesh and steel.


And there he lay, carefully looking around. He was somewhat upside down which didn't make it very easy, but even in that condition did he not see any route of escape.


'Boron, please do not meet me yet.'


He noted that he was sweating, his heart beating wild. His hand was shivering and he closed it to a fist. Meanwhile more bodies were flung on to the pyre, the ogresses sometimes making most inappropriate jests about the state in which the corpses were.


“Ha ha, look at this one!” The smaller one cackled evilly. “A sheet of man!”


“No, this one,” giggled the other. “Pink mush! Urgh, I hate touching them.”


Finally the giantess made a step over and dumped a large handful of crushed men from above. A small, narrow-shouldered and headless one landed square on top of Andarion's face. Thankfully, though, the man, whoever he was, had been squished out of his armour and quilts, like squeezing the meat from the skin of a raw sausage.


It was unbearable, and caution be damned, Andarion shoved the corpse aside. It was replaced with that giant, monumental sole, lowering down on him and them all, his lifeless brothers in arms. He screamed, turned and tried to dig into the pile of flattened meat. Beneath him, unfortunately, he found the body of Storko from Fiolbar, a bastard but remarkably strong and broad-shouldered man with a bull of a lordly father.


Fiolbar was a few dozen miles to the south, sitting on the bank of the Urfan river that mouthed into the Tommel. Andarion's band had come by there a few days ago, and Storko had wept bitter tears to see his mother's home burned and destroyed. A couple of smallfolk had been hiding out in the holdfast, and Andarion had relieved them of the thirty or so Thorwalsh that beleaguered them.


That had been a glorious battle indeed and Storko had won the black plate he now wore, formerly belonging to his father who had perished trying to fight the raiders off.


The big man cast in steel proved too heavy to move even though it was as flat as the average goose down pillow. The crushing had made the burly man even broader, it seemed, much to the prince's displeasure. A glance over his shoulder told Andarion anyway that it was too late. He would die after all.


The sole came down, unrelenting. Scrunching and cracking noises emitted all about. The prince was pressed into his former brother in arms until he could no longer breathe. It was dark again, smelly, sticky and deadly. Still he moved down. He recognized the walls to his either side. He was in a cleft again. Storko's body pressed against his, and the broad man became stuck in the cleft beneath the giantess' shoe.


All around, things squelched. It was pitch-dark and the air was so foul Andarion might have wretched if there was anything left. Finally, the descent ended at the ground. The giantess had pulped everything in her wake.


She laughed, then commented: “Mhhh.”


She twisted her foot, then slushed it around in the pulp. It was maddening. Then she repeated the procedure. Like a cook would mash turnips in a pot so did she mush men upon the forest floor. At one point Andarion was sure he would drown in the disgusting filth. She did not stop until everything was a black, unrecognizable pulp.


Amazingly, when she was done, Storko from Fiolbar was still there, shielding his prince with his body and his father's plate. It struck the prince like lightning that he was still alive. He cried. Luckily, there was no one there to see.


-


Janna gave former pile of bodies a last inspection. It was veritable smoothie, but rather than pineapple and banana this one was made from men and mud. The thought itself was disgusting, but the display of what she could do turned her on.


She was often horny as of late, and the situation could not have been more convenient. She had wanted to capture the ogresses who's trail had been shown to her by Travian di Faffarallo. But she didn't have to. They were captivated with her from the first moment they met. Gundmalm, the dread-locked one, was especially smitten, whereas Ogarag, the smaller one with smooth, black hair, had been a little more mistrusting and was still a tiny but significant bit more distant.


It was a lesbian wonderland she had entered and it came with lots of sex, given mostly voluntarily. It was the last thing she had expected, but then again, lesbians were weird. Even the little witch, a red-haired, otherworldly rug of a human being, was a lesbian, or at least that was what Gundmalm and Ogarag swore.


“Gun, Oga, I want you.” She commanded without even so much as looking. “Bring Liss.”


She chose a cleaner spot, one without so much grime on the ground but a nice little hill to lean against. She cleared the trees with her hands and sat down, thinking of what she had just done. Killing the prince was probably bad, but it seemed that no one had escaped to tell the tale. They'd all believe he was killed by Thorwallers, and if not then she'd simply blame the ogres.


Taking her new prizes back to Joborn with her would be tricky, however. She postponed it and postponed it, pushing it away from her for now. The ogres had good noses and were just the perfect size to find humans. And Janna ate, crushed or fucked them all to death, be they warriors or peasants gone into hiding.


That way, at least, she was useful, she thought. Also, if Furio ever woke, it would surely be weeks if not months until he was back to his strength. A part of her had already said farewell to him, if truth be told. It gnawed her soul to ribbons just to think about him.


Surely, he would not want her to wait idly by his side but apply herself. Patrolling Joborn and its surrounding lands had been a rather fruitless affair. This was better, and the sex was too good to stop even if it meant having to walk all day, drinking from small streams, eating nothing but people, cattle or deer and having to sleep without a blanket, next to an enormous fire that she built every night.


Gundmalm was giddy when she came on while Ogarag followed more cautiously. Janna had been rough on her when they fucked earlier. She pulled off her boots and tossed them into the trees. Then she pulled down her britches.


“You are so strong and gigantic.” Gun purred, walking toward Janna's panty-covered crotch. She put her hand just on the right spot and began massaging. “Where do you want Liss?”


“You know where.”


Ogarag walked beneath the arch of Janna's leg and presented the girl to Gundmalm. No one knew how old the witch was. She looked like twenty, talked like she was ten and seemed to have so little of an understanding of time that Janna wouldn't have been surprised to hear she was a hundred. It didn't matter. She was a practical little toy.


The ogress shoved Janna's panties aside and plunged the red-haired girl inside. The struggles in her most inner spot made goose prickles rise on her arms immediately.


“Mh, just there, Gun.” She approved when the massaging commenced. “Ogarag, I want you to kiss my toes.”


The black-haired ogress objected: “Urgh, no! Why do you want that?”


Janna smiled: “Because you are smaller than me and I'm going to sit on you again if you don't do it.”


Gundmalm gave the other a nudge and a sharp look. They knew not to fuck with Janna.


“But there are humans between your toes!”


'Oh, yeah.'


Janna had all but forgotten about them. After starting with the practise that day when she had set out, it amused her to continue with it. Walking often proved deadly to the little things, but she replaced them regularly once her toes were done with them. It was a remarkably vain and evil thing to do. Sweet. Morals had gone overboard again for now, taking a back seat to her entertainment.


“Eat them then.” She said. “The men you can throw away.”


Ogarag and Gundmalm harboured a deep disdain for anything male, even stags. They shuddered when they had to touch them and, when avoidable, would not eat them. They liked playing with human girls and pretty women well enough, but they would eat them as well, sometimes raw and sometimes charred grotesquely over a fire, like gigantic cannibals.


“But...”


Ogarag clearly had some issues. Her face was full of dread and something else. Janna wouldn't have it.


“Go lick my toes right now or I swear I'll make you wish you had!”


Chastising the ogresses was fun, as it had been up in Thorwal. The best had been when Furio was able to heal them after Janna had broken them. Therein lay the problem, because if Janna broke even so much as a bone on these two she would have a huge problem, standing to lose her willing little dolls.


Lissandra kicked and struggled inside her, sending shivers up and down her spine. Ogarag looked rebellious for a moment longer. Then she went. It was just more mobbing, soft chastisement for Janna's feeling that there was still some reluctance in the smaller ogress' demeanour. She did not give herself quite as willingly and enthusiastically as Gundmalm did.


A moment later she could see the pale, black-haired Barbie doll toss two men one after the other on the ground before stomping them. Then she tore into a young woman with auburn hair, ripping her torso in two with her teeth. It was all a cruel, sexual manifestation of the Darwinian food chain, and Janna was unequivocally on top.


When she saw Ogarag's blood-smeared mouth reluctantly delve into the gap next to her big toe everything was in order, and she was driven violently over the edge within only a few minutes more. She screamed loudly and moaned as much as she pleased. There was no one to stop her. She could accidentally smush a prince and get away with it. She had two murderous monsters as her little serfs.


The ogresses knew not to stop, however. They were females themselves and had in mutual experimentation discovered the ways and maximums of sexual pleasure. That was scary, even for Janna. If driven too far, her body broke down until she could only wheeze and twitch, all sensitive and red up and above her tits.


She didn't want that now, so she gave Gundmalm a tap on the head to heed her stop.


“Mhh, yeah.” She let her minions know that she had enjoyed.


She didn't care. She was unstoppable, had never felt more control in her entire life.


“We should go.” She declared, breathing. “It will get dark soon and I want some struggling little people for my supper.”


Her belly digested up to around three hundred every day, if they were at hand. Three hundred, gone, wiped off the face of the planet because Janna was hungry.


“Aren't you going to get Lissandra out?” Gundmalm asked when Janna pulled on her jeans to go.


“Nah, I don't think so.” She said. “She'll come out eventually and she can travel in there just fine. I don't care.”


She didn't have to care. She was gigantic. And everyone else, bar Laura, was just her little toy.


'Aw, shit.' Her heart skipped a beat. 'Laura...'


She should really go back...only she really didn't want to.

End Notes:

 

 

*Edit: fixed formatting bug.

Chapter 45 by squashed123
Author's Notes:

You should get the PDF with maps, sigils and stuff for free here: www.parteon.com/squashed123

 

 

 

The world was in turmoil, everyone agreed, but what had ultimately brought it over the brink was a matter of contention.

The councillors at Gareth sat in their high chairs and argued fiercely over facts concerning what had transpired where and when and why, and whether or not errors had been made. Everyone had different aims, shaping the manifold ways in which they saw the world. Like coloured glass each faction was looking out through a different window and saw an entirely different truth. And within some factions at the Imperial Council table in Gareth, discord was almost equally as rife.

The Purge

The City of Light had called upon the Legion of the Sun to be assembled, and many able-bodied men and women followed suit, attaching themselves to the cause for reasons of faith. Initially called upon to deal with the threats of the two titanic demons, the number of their horns being unclear, their purpose soon became bastardized by the greedy, short-sighted pieties of the Praios Church.

The wizards had lost their power. Long dabbling at the edge of self-condemnation, the Order of the White Pentagram, commonly known the White Guild, had provided all rationale the Praios Church required to finally embark on its single greatest ambition: to eradicate the heresy of witchcraft.

Witches and druids, black warlocks, necromants, shamans and the like had always been hunted by the holy inquisition. The Grey Guild had chosen to be complaisant, apolitical, and was granted the right of existence in turn. This was all under the watchful eyes of the Ordo Defensores Lecturia, or the Grey Staffs for short, a censorious organ installed by the guild to prevent itself from causing controversy.

For the white guild, many of its members were so devout that they transferred into the echelons of priesthood seamlessly. The rest were put on trial and burned at the stake, provided they escaped the mob justice. Many mages went into hiding as a result, running for their lives oft only with the clothes upon their back that they soon learned to trade in for other garb.

For the Grey Guild, the option of priesthood was unattainable, so flight was their only escape. Outside of their academies they were less institutionalized, neither tied into armies nor government, so they had an easier time at that still. Only the ODL were put before the choice, and they chose to integrate into the forces of the inquisition rather than to burn with those they were formerly charged to protect from themselves, along with their books and scrolls.

The repurposing of the Legion of the Sun and the popular rise to action it instilled was one of the greatest pieces of contention in the Garethian council chamber. It meant that it was dispersed, going everywhere at once, and hunting men who now, godly or not, were rather mundane, if not valuable scholars, potent advisors or even administrators. The Praios church, however, did not relent. The other churches were split amongst the issue. The trade houses no longer sued desperately for peace to continue their money making, but rather for quick and swift resolving of the war. They also wanted to peddle arms.

And the mages seats, long a source for wisdom and prudence, were empty.

The Wars in the East

But the envoys of the nobility were rather split as well. Everyone was anxious of falling under the burning hammer of the righteous inquisition, killing critics as much as heretics as it was. Likewise, there were other issues to deal with.

The wars in the east against the diverse evils there had raged just a few years prior, rather inconclusively. Hordes of undead had been fought. A flying fortress, walls, soil and all, had attacked Wehrheim, been brought down by counter spells and crashed into the city, leaving it largely a ruin. Since then it had cooled down to the usual skirmishes and border wars, which most recently had been surprisingly successful, very suddenly. With magic failing there was little to keep the hordes of undead alive, outside of demons who were perilous to maintain. But the upswing for the forces of light had only lasted a fortnight. Ogres had been gathered and made to fight for the evil men, swinging the pendulum brutally back toward the middle.

The famous knight Sir Ugo Giantsbane had been dispatched to Darpatia to prevent any worse outcome there, but as resourceful as he was in battle he was only one man. The previous gains made by White Tobria against Transysilia had been all but reverted.


The Kingdom of Andergast

Andergast had suffered ogres as well. It was there that the pale king Albino had been spotted, although since then a different monster appeared to hold the reins. By all accounts did the titanesses' random destruction create a vacuum of power into which the ogres needed only to march. They stood to threaten Griffinsford, binding many forces there too.

The talk out of Andergast was conflicting. Some swore it an alliance between men and ogres had been forged by the new King Kraxl. Others claimed the ogres had taken the capital by threat, and that Queen Effine, the former and heirless King's widow, had been crushed to death by the ogre queen who had then married that same King Kraxl.

Such reports were disturbing and seemed confirm others concerning the encirclement and surrender of an entire host from Teshkal.

The Church of Travia also confirmed that its priests there had been made to bind in marriage ogresses and men. Such talk led to great fury at the table.

Thorwal

Thorwal had always been notoriously unreliable, and now, so reported the spies placed in Horasia, it was gone, destroyed by the giantesses.

This most unruly protectorate had been under the hetmanship of Olaf the Terrible, by all accounts one of the most cunning men on the continent. According to new reports, he was also dead, killed by the mighty giantess Janna who had defeated him and his fleet at sea, where he was supposedly most skill- and powerful.

Priorly he had embarked on a raid against Horasia, enriching himself under the pretext of hunting whalers. Meanwhile, Horas had deployed a large force in its own protectorate of Nostria to shield it from whatever happened in Andergast. Their supply ships came under vicious attack by the Thorwalsh raiding fleet, prompting the Horasians to draw him away by having the giantesses with whom they had allied most evilly lay waste to his homeland.

It worked. Who reined now in Thorwal, if there was anything left of it, and if there ever would be anything else all was unclear.

The Horasian Empire

The small Empire of Horas had been built from the ashes of the old Empire of Bosparan. It lay to the much larger and unequally more mighty Garethian Empire's south east. There had been frequent border conflicts and a period of devastating large-scale war, ending in an uneasy truce that had nothing but emboldened the arrogant Horasians to persist in their folly.

The Horasians had adapted their military to deal with the charge of Garethian knights by implementing the pike and crossbow doctrine, a most cowardly tactic relying on ranged weapons, including elaborate artillery, relatively little infantry manoeuvre and more swift, less armoured horsemen. This had proved devastatingly effective even when outnumbered, but could be outdone by light cavalry manoeuvres of larger scale, ambushes or superior men of foot, none of which was always a given.

Recently, the Horasian Empire had allied with the two frightening monsters first spotted in Andergast, leading to widespread discontent in its nobility. Thus, through its greed, the empire had stabbed itself in the foot. With some help of Garethian spies sowing discord as well as legitimate fears over the purge, Horasia now stood divided against its own emperor, Horasio the Third, who per state doctrine held supreme command over the military in person.

Civil war would be the best outcome. Nonetheless was the currently kingless Kingdom of Almada under orders to prepare for war. The Novadis stood close by, laying in waiting to join the winning side, hoping to reap some spoils in the process.

The Almadanians were a people very similar to the Horasians in their pride. It was agreed that this was an effect of excessive exposure to heat. The same was true of the Novadis who, clearly, had the least to be proud of.

In war, Almada fought more like the Novadis rather than the Horasians, favouring skirmishers, often mounted on light horses, lots of manoeuvre, harassment and more such un-Rondrian deeds. Who won a war was thus seldom determined in one single battle. When it was, it hinged upon whether the Horasian crossbowmen stood firm or routed under the hailstorm of arrows and javelins the Almadanians unleashed, for the violent heaps of pikemen stood no chance against so much manoeuvrability.

Almada was a force to be reckoned with, despite or perhaps because of its unconventional military. Unfortunately, it was politically unstable. Horas-backed rebels had taken hold of several baronies and the kingdom still had no king to unite and rule it. Under these circumstances, Nordmarken would have to come - as it often did - to its aid.

The Nostro-Albernian War

Albernia was so much of an unravelling disaster that no one really knew what was happening there. Informers swore Winhall had been attacked and destroyed just like Thorwal. Franka Salva Galahan, the Countess of Honingen, had evacuated her city and sent everyone south. She herself was too old to travel, so she remained in her palace with her Immen Knights.

There, however, she had come under a half-hearted siege by Duke Hagrobald Guntwin of the Big River, ruler of Nordmarken, who had entered the kingdom in order to stabilize it. He was a hothead, all agreed in the council chamber, even the Nordmarkener envoy, and administration bored him. He welcomed the war, but if he was really needed in Albernia was questionable, given that his forces might well be needed more in Almada, fighting the Horasians.

He had taken the empty city of Honingen for now, unsure where to march his troops next.

Whether both giantesses were still in Albernia, or just one, was another unknown. Clear was that in its heartlands great slaughter and destruction were taking place. The giantesses had been sent to destroy Havena, a treacherous city that had recently repented of its sins and returned into the Garethian fold.

Something had brought the monsters off their course, however, with at least one showing up back at Joborn shortly after, only to vanish again shortly after.

The King of Albernia was a young man by the name of Finnian ui Bennain, born from the seed of Romin Galahan of Kuslik, a most noble Horasian exile. All agreed that King Finnian was both cunning and capable. Upon receiving the news of the giantesses sent for his regained capital city, he had grasped the spear at the hilt and turned it around, thrusting its point at those who would do him harm.

The Nostrian capital had fallen to him easily and he had sacked it. All it took was one lucky rock flung from a Horasian trebuchet and his men were through the gates, putting the city's people and defenders equally to the sword. In the eyes of the council he had committed a grave error, however. Butchering a few thousand Nostrian townsfolk was one thing, but he had beheaded the Nostrian King Andarion the Second and flung his body to shatter against his own castle walls. This would undermine the moral justifications for the war, although the evil deeds of the Horasians had doubtlessly surpassed him.

And it were the Horasians he was after. From Nostria, the young king split his force, sending a part toward Joborn under the command of Arlan Stepahan, count of Bredenhag and a most capable military man. The rest he took back to Havena from where he dispatched the second part into his heartlands under the dark, fairy-worshipping Count Bragon Fenwasian to put an end to whatever was happening there. Whether each venture would be successful, however, the council knew not, neither why King Finnian did not join either expedition.


It was impossible to accurately determine the power of giantesses. Reports of their deaths had proved untrue, no matter how detailed the account of their injuries, and with regards to the question of how to stop them did only the Praios Church offer a definitive reply: divine intervention, certain to occur once witchcraft and heresy were overcome.

Or so they promised...

-

“In Albernia, Farindel reigns.”

Some man had offered these words as a warning to Laura at Aiwall Castle, where she went the next morning after crushing whatever fools were skulking for survivors in what she had left of Jasalinswall.

She had frowned down on him: “You think a fairy can stop me? She's probably even smaller than you.”

And then she had squished him, as she did anybody she didn't eat.

From that point onward she was nothing but a violent infliction upon the populace of Albernia.

There were castles, keeps, towers or simply villages, and everyone who couldn't hide ended up either beneath or in her. She was deeply in genocide mode, and even still took good care to learn who's people she was smashing. The politicking was still going on in her mind, despite everything.

That may or may not have been foolish. She could not shed it either way.

Neither did she possess the luxury of a map, of course, and there was no coastline to simply follow. Whenever she destroyed a place, she made sure to get directions on where to find the next. The people either told her or she quite literally squeezed it out of them. They all talked, eventually, although doing so never saved anyone.

In her reckless murderousness she took good care to get her fill in every way, too. She was poised kill thousands, but to let it become routine would not do. Her feet were always hungry and they liked to consume their prey in shoes, socked and bare. Or such was the was the icky, loneliness-driven contemplation forming in her mind, anyway. The simple truth was that change was refreshing, and so she swapped leisurely when she felt so inclined.

It was important not to forget oneself, she thought and determined to never let herself come short. Delving too deep into the medieval world surrounding her had slowly transformed her, altering her speech, her thoughts and ultimately her actions. There were times when she felt like a nerd, after standing back and reflecting upon herself.

That would not do, either.

When her belly was hungry, she filled it up with people. And then some more, until she could barely walk, just because she could. She might yet grow a little lumpy here, so she should perhaps also check upon her overeating.

And when her pussy craved attention, she let it consume people as well, only regretting that she had left her stone dildo behind at Iaun Cyll.

At Eradanswatch, a minuscule mountain castle that she loved at first sight even though it had a really weird triangular tower, there resided Sir Berwyn Belenduir. He was not of particular note, a fifty-three-year-old man who loved to breed hunting hounds that howled to no end in their kennels. The castle itself wasn't larger than Sir Ludwig's keep had been, meaning had Laura wanted to smash it and silence those dogs, all she would have had to do was sit on it and maybe wiggle a little.

But it was that time. When Laura dove with her hand through the tiled roof of the main house she quickly turned up Bellianore Belenduir, Sir Berwyn's tall but wispy daughter of twenty five.

When it was clear whom she had in her hand, and that she had already smashed the Thistle Knight husband of the girl near Jasalinswall on the previous day, she disarmed the father, undressed the daughter and took the both of them with her to have more privacy.

She was finally able to play that dragon game that had been popping up in her head, capturing and eating maidens and all that. It was only spoiled by the fact that Bellianore was probably not a maiden and eating her was not exactly on Laura's mind.

In a lonely mountain cleft, the wispy little lady went in her pussy, kicking and screaming, all under the tearful eyes of her father. A fairytale dragon would not have taken the father, Laura presumed, but it wouldn't be any good to let him live when she couldn't make him watch her devour his daughter. And although she did not eat her, devour her she did.

All the while Laura circled her hand on her clitoris, Berwyn Belenduir begged, cried and pleaded for his daughter's life. He was caught up in an absurd situation, one that brought his mind to its breaking point. Somehow, the tiny knight's grovelling made Laura orgasm so hard that she felt something go squish inside herself.

It was a fluke, she though at first, and hadn't even known that such a thing was physically possible without smashing her toy with a dildo, like she had done to Mathariel Swordsong.

But Bellianore was gone, all but for a few pink strips of her. Laura's pussy had eaten her, crushed her, turned her to goo, which was positively amazing.

“I should go wash.” She told the knight and father absent-mindedly before ending his suffering between her sole and the hard mountain valley floor.

'Did I even aim to step on him, or was that a reflex?'

The next place was Greenstone, an only marginally fortified and moss-overgrown manor amidst pastures and fields where part of her wanted to replicate what she had done. She was still aglow, however, sated, and the knight there had gone off with the king, taking most of his men in the bargain. He had a daughter, but she was fat, not to mention already thirty nine years old, hardly the tiny, tender morsel Laura needed. The husband of the daughter was gone to Havena too, the old lady told her between pleas for mercy.

The son of that knight's daughter was there, the third generation in the mix, but only thirteen. He might have served, as low as standards and morality had fallen, but he was bedridden with a fever. Laura ate a handful of the menial farmhands stupid enough to hide in a barn, stepped on a milk cow and left it at that, leaving the manor itself in one piece.

The experience was the low after the high of Eradanswatch and it left her feeling queerly empty inside.

Norstone, to the west of Greenstone, was going to feel the full brunt of her displeasure. It was a crammed, half round castle on a hill and had a square bergfried that was a staggeringly tall, even when not counting the hill on which it rested. That was rather insulting, since its roof reached almost to Laura's hip.

'I can't destroy everything.' A familiar voice said in her head.

But she ignored it. She had left Greenstone more or less in tact already and Norstone was a Fenwasian place that begged for trampling.

As usual, she had been so fast that no one expected her or had had much time to flee, let alone mount a defence. This part of the world didn't get too many memos, it seemed as well. It lay along the track that peasants used to get around, no major road.

The peasants on the pastures outside the castle hid in their hovels, collateral damage if they so happened to be in one she decided stood in her way. In the castle itself were a total of eighteen or so people and two easily identifiable Fenwasians, one who was clearly too old and sickly to travel, and presumably his grandson, whom Laura snatched up and ate through some misplaced fear that he might get away.

She hadn't thought about it as she probably should have. He was just a boy. She ate a little, defenceless boy because of his name. The old man had already started dying when he laid eyes on her, suggesting that they had not even heard so much as rumours. Judging from the way he clutched his chest it was probably a heart attack.

When his cooks, grooms and servants saw, they dropped the weapons they taken a hold of, running inside the bergfried, that large enormous tower.

'Such a high thing.' She thought. 'And they didn't even put a watchman on it.'

While trying to decide how best to topple it she found herself constantly licking her lips. The taste of the Fenwasian boy's clothes still stuck to it, and the guilt it entailed. Her stomach rumbled, called upon to digest another hapless little thing. She had had breakfast at Ahawarsground, next to the old ruin of Ahawarswatch, somewhere near Aiwall Castle.

'So many castles. So many god-damn castles.'

Suddenly, the sight of the grey granite stone sickened her. Her stomach churned, no doubt slushing the tiny young lordling around like a hamster in a wheel that was going too quickly. She had swallowed him whole in a moment of unbridled hatred. That had been dumb, indeed.

A burp escaped her, his air gone.

'So dumb.'

She had to turn away.

“Oh, god.” Laura grumbled involuntarily, falling to her knees with her back to the castle.

Her hands went to her mouth and she leaned forward, puking into her palms. It was just one squall and came with all the water she had drunk at the fresh, clear stream she had found in the mountains near Eradanswatch.

She couldn't have said why she moved her hands up, but she was violently sick. And then, the boy she had eaten was in her palms.

“Aaaaah!” He screamed like a maddened girl, scrambling and kicking away from a half digested woman with chestnut hair.

Laura's breakfast was on the ground in front of her and partially on her hands and fingers, the sight alone almost making her retch up another squall. She had chewed most of them, but as ever when eating so many there were a few who had gotten through her mouth without so much as ever touching a tooth. Others had been partially mauled, like that woman the boy was disentangling himself from. Laura was a greedy eater, something Janna often admonished her for.

The handful of farmhands from Greenstone were fresher, only them she had chewed quite thoroughly.

The boy, though, looked relatively unharmed, physically anyway.

“Can you see?” She asked, guiltily thinking of her stomach acid. “I haven't digested your eyes, have I?”

She bit her lip.

“You ate me!” He spat up at her accusingly.

It sounded absurd, half childish and half teen-ish, that terrible age when boys had voice break, pimples and presumably grew the first hairs on their sack. He was clearly looking at her, though, which was sufficient answer for her question.

Laura had to close her eyes and take a moment, during which she could feel him scramble and stand on her hand.

“Why did you spit me out?!”

She opened her eyes, looking at him. It was disgusting, as he knew too, shielding his mouth and nose with a hand.

“Urgh.”

“Answer me!”

Her eyes shifted around involuntarily and her shoulders moved into a guilty shrug.

“I apologise. Normally, I give children a quick death. I eat a great many people, as I dare say...you've noticed. You just taste good, is all.”

The taste was still sweet and savoury, but except when she was famished this aspect paled in comparison to how powerful simply eating them made her feel.

“That was not my question!” His tiny eyes blinked accusingly.

She couldn't even make out their colour. His hair was black, his clothes simple Fenwasian colours and all was drenched in vomit.

“Huh?”

“Why did you spit me out!”

Arrogance laced his voice, which as far as she could tell was a very Fenwasian trait, if ever there was one.

“Because you're just a child!”

“I am not!” He spat. “I am a man grown, almost fourteen now! I was a page for my uncle and soon I will squire for the mystery knight who fought in the Mercy Tourney at Weyringen!”

This boy was proud more than anything, she thought, and not even being eaten alive and puked out in a torrent of half-digested corpses had changed that. Fourteen was a fair age for eating, even without the mercy of a quick death. Such was the way this world. It wasn't Earth.

He only looked so damnably young with his narrow shoulders and youthful face. He didn't have a single blemish upon his skin, no visible beard growth, nothing other than maybe his voice that would have given it away.

“Well, you wouldn't if I hadn't coughed you up!” She spoke down on him sharply. “If I hadn't done that you would've ended up like the others, sludge in my belly until at some point I would've shat you out!”

Laura had never been very good with kids.

He spat onto her palm and shrugged: “Well, so be it! Send me back down!” Then he shook his head as a lordling might at a blundering peasant. “I have never heard of a monster that retched up its prey! Are you certain you are not an embarrassingly big wench after all?!”

'That's just what I am, you fucking idiot,' she though in reply, but words failed her when trying to frame a real response.

“Well,” she finally managed, “you certainly make me wish I hadn't!”

Then he laughed, reminding her of Thorgun, the evil Swafnir priest from Thorwal. Eating him a second time was out of the question and perhaps it was girlish and vain but she didn't want puke on her shoes, even though the soles of her sneakers had certainly seen much worse.

“Is there a stream or a lake somewhere here where I can get you clean?” She asked sternly.

'Just so that I can squish you, you measly bug.'

“Are you going to bathe me?” He sneered. “What sort of monster are you, exactly, you sound like Tilla, my old wet nurse!”

Laura had it with this little runt. Fuming she rose, stomped over to and through the castle the wall  and shoved him at the old man's corpse.

“Here!” She spat. “Look! Your uncle died as soon as he laid eyes on me! Show a little respect before I crush you!”

“That's not my uncle,” the boy used his chance to hop off her hand to the ground, “that's my grandfather and he was two and seventy! His heart gave out, see?! He's still clutching it.”

Laura moved her foot over the old man's body, forcing the boy to scurry out of the way. Then she crushed it, twisting her foot in hope of leaving a memorable lesson.

“What use is it to crush a dead man, exactly?” The boy asked her. “Are you stupid?!”

Her sole rose, edging toward him, but he had already turned around to wash himself in the nearby trough.

'Just one crunch and he's gone.' She thought, biting her lip again.

But she couldn't do it.

“Are all Fenwasians such insufferable, little...wrng!”

“Such what?” He turned. “What's wrng, exactly?”

Laura had never been bullied. She had always been pretty, even in kindergarten as a little girl. She had done her fair share of bullying, but whatever regrettable things she had inflicted on others – eating, trampling and fucking people to death notwithstanding – this boy was a natural master of the art.

She was fascinated with him, which was all wrong on so many levels.

“I resolved not to get carried away again.” She reminded herself, speaking loudly and slowly. “I cannot linger everywhere, discover everything and fucking keep gathering things. I have to destroy; smash, crush and grind beneath beneath my heel...and I can't keep talking like a fucking nerd!”

She went to rub her eyes, only to discover that her hands well still drenched in vomit. She should never have spat this boy out.

“What stupid tongue is that, are you speaking to yourself?” He asked in a tone that was hardly even a question. “Only fools and beggars speak to themselves aloud, grandfather always said. I bet if there was a guild of monsters they would kick you out for being such an embarrassment to them. You're not even sc-”

Crunch.

Laura breathed hard, slowly raising her foot. The water of the trough mixed with the blood from the young man's broken body. That's what he was, according to this world. A young man, fit to be sent into battle, and old enough by half to be an arrogant cunt. But no longer, thanks to Laura's foot.

Two minutes later, the castle of Norstone was a smoking ruin. The smoke was actually dust, but it served well enough to complete the picture.

Trees served as towels for her hands until she found a stream to wash them in. Where to go she had forgotten to spare someone for asking, and the peasant's path ended here.

“You can go any which way!” A little mother in rough spun skirts swore, cowering protectively over her kids with half her house vanished under Laura's sole. “The nearest castle will be down Eradansground way! In the mountains it is, I swear it!”

“I did that.” Laura tapped her foot impatiently, displacing crushed straw that had been the roof. “Some other place, perhaps?”

“Arad Gemhar then, Efferd's way from there! I hear Anlair Crumold got himself a castle there too!”

Efferd's way meant west, even though it began with an E.

Laura had to think for a moment to remember her bearings: “So, that would mean Praios' way from here?”

She had to cut through the forest, but from her vantage point she could see tall buildings such as towers from far off and Arad Gemhar was motte and stone bailey easily visible from far away. Once she came around a large hill, it was suddenly there, actually quite an imposing thing amidst more farmsteads.

It looked rebuilt, relatively new even, with its walls naught but palisades but the castle itself one big, square stone tower.

True to her plan she did not linger long, which was to say she did not dwell too much on her exploits. The village and surrounding farms were amply peopled, and she crouch-walked behind and over them while picking up runners to refill her recently emptied gut. It was lunchtime anyway.

The Crumolds, so she remembered Branwyn and Reo had saying, ruled the county of Bredenhag which lay between Winhall and the lands surrounding the city of Havena. Where Arad Gemhar exactly was, she did not know. Graham's death had been a tragedy in more than one way.

The lord came on his black horse and with a handful of men, bearing his banner on a lance. It was some crooked tree on a white field, but not anything like those horribly misshapen oaks she had seen, and not red either.

“Don't bother.” She said before he could say or yell anything. “I'm just gonna eat and I'll be gone. You can shut up and I will let you live, or you can open your mouth and I will crush you.”

That turned out to be smart, but not his part because he took it for his cue for a foolish attack on her feet. He rode square at the side of her shoe, lance lowered in full gallop. She did not flinch. His helmet bore a flat, removable visor but he had lowered it from the start so she never saw his face. His men broke their charge but he did not.

To Laura's surprise, he managed to get the lance through the rubber. His horse was a big, heavy one and he was good at what he did. Nevertheless, to her into felt only like a prick with a needle.

The horse branded against her shoe screaming, throwing him off to fly over her shoes and coming to a rolling halt between her legs. From above, she looked down on this faceless oaf before shifting her feet to the side. He raised his hands before her jeans ass thundered into the ground where he lay.

That was the end of the lord of Arad Gemhar, or so she had thought. She was wrong. For one thing, it took sitting down on him a second time before she managed to thoroughly crush him, and then when she turned her attention to the bailey on the hill it turned out that he had only been the lord's son, a strapping knight of eighteen years old.

The actual lord, Annlair Crumold, knew he stood no chance, laying down his sword and kneeling to her instead. He had a crippled leg anyway. Laura had him bring out his family, a slim wife in her forties and three other children, a girl of sixteen being the oldest of them.

“She's the price.” Laura took the girl. “You're mine now. You serve Queen Branwyn and King Reo who are residing at Iaun Cyll. Is that understood?”

The girl wore a crème white dress with a green bodice that had brown lacing, matching the colours of the house. That had to get boring after a while, surely, always wearing those same colours, but at least it made the noble folk easy to pick out. Her name was Ardis Peranwyn Crumold Herlogan, Herlogan after her mother, Rahyalin Herlogan.

“Aye!” The beaten lord declared whimperingly, studying the toe of his own boot.

Again there was that brief hint of bewilderment at the mention of Reo's and Branwyn's names. Laura didn't want to dive into it.

“Good.” She said instead and went on to proceed as planned.

He seemed to think it a hostage situation, the taking of a ward, which was wrong. He learned that when Laura slurped Ardis into her mouth.

“Don't betray me,” she said to his wide-eyed face after swallowing, “or I'll come back and eat the others. And I'm sorry about your wife.”

They stood atop the bailey, dwarfed under her gaze. Their helplessness turned her on. Ardis was still struggling in her cheek, next to her molars and would soon help her to another orgasm. When she had swallowed it had only been spit, for show.

For a farewell she extended her hand, cocked her finger behind her thumb and flicked Lady Rahyalin Herlogan off the tower, giggling as she watched her fly.

For Ardis, she went behind the mountain again from where she had come for some quality rest in private. When it came to masturbating, however, Laura found that she was not yet in the mood.

“Please don't eat me!” The girl was dissolving in tears and drenched in Laura's saliva. “I am too young to die!”

Laura shrugged, then thought about it some more, dangling Ardis in front of her lips.

“You're totally not, though.” She shook her head. “Over at Norstone, I squashed that Fenwasian boy. He was three years younger than you. Besides, kids die all the time, at least here in your backwards world. Think about it. Disease, famine, war, bandits and such. Then there are the ogres now too. You should be grateful you lived this long in the first place.”

“Branwyr Fenwasian is dead?” The girl asked, context be damned.

It was the male version of the Princess' name, Laura took note.

“Yeah. And his grandfather too. Did I miss anyone? I smashed the castle, but if they were outside of it when I came, like on a hunt or something...”

The girl did not reply but cried again, big bitter tears.

Laura sighed, thoughts and memories rushing through her brain.

“I don't even really know where I am at this point.” She said, more to herself than the girl. “I mean, on the map I'm somewhere west of Ortis? But what good does that do me. I've just killed your mother of house Herlogan. I guess they're important because the name Crumold is important and yet you bear both of their names instead of only your father's. I mean, I could ask you, but if truth be told I do not really want to know. There are more noble families in this bloody kingdom than I can keep in my head.”

'So I have resolved to kill them all, and still I feel like I'm going about it all wrong.'

Reo's army grew too slowly. For the tinies to do anything, they required time more than Laura had or at least wanted to expend. She was woefully behind schedule on reuniting with Janna.

“I was happier in Thorwal.” She transferred the girl onto her palm. “Things were simpler there. I cared less. I enjoy destroying things but I think I really need this personal touch. But that on the other hand bogs me down everywhere I go, which is really dumb. I'm not good at this.”

“Let me live!” The girl suggested frantically. “You can marry me to someone! I'll marry them, I swear, and they'll be trustful vassals of whoever you want and you'll have their strength as well as the strength of my father!”

Laura scoffed sourly: “The strength of Arad Gemhar, yeah, and what a strength that is. I squashed your valiant brother under my butt, by the way. I sat on him and he died. If only there was something that would make it easier.”

She shrugged. It was no use dwelling. If she found a force that could conquer the kingdom for her while she had her fun it might feel less like work. But Reo's army was growing too slowly. Albernia was a tedious place to conquer indeed.

“You'd do that though?” She asked. “Marry someone and be my little vassal?”

'Holy hell, I'm grasping at straws now.'

“Yes! I'll do it! Let me go, I will speak to my father, I swear it on my life! If you let me go it will serve as a...a token...a token of...your good will!”

That made Laura laugh loudly: “Aw, but that would rob me of the pleasure of eating you. No. If you want me to let you live then you owe me a favour.”

There were different ways of having sex with the tiny people, and this one she had not used in a long while, even though she liked it a lot. Ardis would not be very experienced, of course, but innocent enough, which could make it sweet.

“Then I would rather you eat me,” was the solemn reply, however, after Laura proposed the idea.

Going on with Ardis in her belly, she found that she was leaving the land of bogs now and entered the world of hedges. It reminded her of pictures from Ireland she had seen, trees that were not very tall but thrust out their branches from a very low point upon their stems. There were fields and orchards some, but mostly meadows for grazing livestock, divided by wild bushy hedges or low, mossy walls of round grey stones. It was pretty, and the late autumn turned it even prettier, even though the weather turned wet.


The river that ran here, she learned from a terrified shepherd, was the Gemhar, lending its name to many places around such as Gemharswell and Gemharsmaw. Gemharswell was the next place she visited. And suddenly, she was confronted with an army.

-

Baldwick licked his lips watching the butter in the pan quickly become liquid. His fire was perfect, not too hot, not too cold. He had placed small rocks in a circle, so that he could rest the pan there while making his preparations. He had chopped an onion, a bushel of parsley, rosemerry and thyme and he had even brought four kernels of black pepper with him from the castle.

He was about to crush the pepper carefully with the flat of his dagger, but it was not yet time.

“The herbs.” He grumbled and smiled. “The herbs give the butter their flavour.”

He drizzled them in with care. The temperature had to be just right, or else the ingredients would burn, as would the butter. It would burn eventually, but only briefly and not quite yet.

“Mhh.”

He salted the fresh mutton the farmer had given him for his lord. They were ill-cut chops with sinews in them, but Wulfric Rondwyn ui Riunad, Baron of Gemhar and Lord of Nyallin, was not a squeamish eater, or a squeamish man. Just now he was throwing axes into a tree for practise with his friend and companion Aedan ui Mornad, who was not a knight but a warrior of fair renown.

“Rain's coming, Baldwick.” His lordship told the tree before being tossed another axe by Aedan. “If you don't hurry we'll be eating soup, I fear.”

“Oh, no, milord!” Baldwick replied, hollering. “I didn't bring a kettle for soup, just this pan here!”

Baldwick was captain of guard at Nyallin and keeping his lordship safe was his duty. Cooking, however, had always been his passion, not for the sake of eating but watching the faces of those he cooked for. In that capacity he liked cooking for his lordship the best, because Wulfric never minced his words and always gave an honest verdict. He did not like garlic very much, however.

'The chops have to go in now.' He thought. 'Or else the butter will burn.'

It was all about the butter and the herbs.

The meat sizzled in the pan and he gave it a few tosses, just to keep it from sticking on. It was smoking, but that was fine. The butter that touched the meat was only slowly turning brown, the temperature in the pan yet increasing.

'Oh, the pepper!' He thought. “Praios have mercy, where do I have my mind? The pepper!'

He crushed the corns hurriedly, each for its own, sprinkling the result of each on one mutton chop. Four chops, four peppercorns, as if made for one another. Then he gave the meat another toss.

'Hmm, a bit early, still.' He thought, fearing that the pepper might burn.

When the pan smoked so fiercely as it did not he always got a little anxious. The smell was marvellous, however.

“Will you leave them bloody on the inside?” His lordship asked, coming over on large, slow steps.

He was a tall man with a round head of dirty yellow hair, nothing fancy. Indeed, Lord Wulfric was never a fanciful man and his eyes told why. They had seen battle, those eyes, the Red Curse, the doings of the traitor Jast Irian Crumold, the Sword King's Rebellion and Invher ni Bennain's war. Wulfric had seen them all. He was five and thirty, but from his eyes and the deep lines on his face one might have thought him fifty just the same.

“I always do, milord.” Baldwick grinned.

The pan started steaming violently. This was the critical point, when the temperature was reaching its peak. The butter had to burn just a little to meet the taste that Baldwick was aiming for, a crisp, bitter sweetness, just what Lord Wulfric liked. It would have been better with a few hazel nuts and an oven, but here in the countryside, under some tree, they did not have that.

He tipped the pan slightly to let the boiling butter catch on to the flame.

“Oh!” His lordship jumped and shouted in alarm, but Baldwick had already tipped the pan back and let the flames burn down.

“Done, milord.” He grinned.

“Shenanigans like these are why my father made you captain of guard instead of putting you in the kitchens, Baldwick. Give you half a chance and you'd burn down the bloody castle!”

“Pardons, milord.” Baldwick grumbled and offered the meat to his lord who took a hot piece of mutton with two fingers, brought it to his mouth and blew. The meat steamed wonderfully in the cold.

“Bloody good mutton, though.” His lordship calmed after taking his first nibble. “Mh, bloody good mutton indeed. Aedan, come here and have a taste of this!”

“Good butter, is all, milord.” Baldwick added. “Half the meat's taste is the ingredients.”

Blood ran down into his lordship's stubbly, dark yellow beard.

Aedan ui Mornad was even taller than his lordship and a little bit older. Once he had looked like the image of a warrior, broad shouldered, muscled all over and with a handsome, imperturbable face. Years and war had done him in as well, however, his eyes sharing the same haunted look as Lord Wulfric's and there were hints of belly fat bulging beneath his mail.

His surcoat was yellow and green, with his field of clovers sigil upon it, violently fighting with his strawy hair. Wulfric was clad in a brown leather mantle, his sigil of three white axes on a blue field displayed on a broach that fastened his dark grey cloak.

The clover was about to go to war with the bloody thorns of house Hedgethorn, which was why the three of them were on the road, even though the feud was really between Hedgethorn and Riunad.

“If not for this bloody mutton we'd be there by now.” Aedan complained, fishing up a chop with his fingers. “And it's ill tidings to eat before a fight. Makes your sword arm slow.”

“They won't leave Gemharswell if they want to keep it.” Wulfric replied. “And I won't have no fighting either. Eat your meat and we'll go.”

Baldwick bowed out of the conversation and went to his saddlebag where he had kept an onion for himself. People called it the Hedge Feud, and said that who was in the wrong was woefully unclear. Where Baldwick's allegiances lay was out of the question, but that didn't mean he couldn't wonder.

Some rainy day, a hunting party under Aenwin of Hedgethorn, knight and Count Arlan Stepahan's own master of huntsmen, had been chanced upon by Kendrick ui Ruinad, lord of Fairy's Rest and steward of the Barony of Gemhar. Some said there had been rape and plunder going on, even murder, while others swore that Kendrick had simply taken to rage after one of Aenwin of Hedgethorn's jests.

There was another story that involved Kendrick's wife Ceriana, but Balwick did not pay heed to gossip like that.

Be that as it may, both men had retinue with them, Kendrick leading a party of woodsmen. It came to blows, leaving Aenwin of Hedgethorn dead on the bank of the river. There were no impartial witnesses and survivors of each side told an entirely different tale. That had been the beginning, but what had happened that day was hardly relevant any more. Everyone became involved, even people so far away as Turon Taladan, Arlan Stepahan's mighty steward governor of Tommeldomm in the north of the county as well as the county's chancellor. Each side used the feud to feed their personal ambitions.

What those ambitions were, Baldwick could not have said, but he had heard people talking about it in this fashion.

The onion was sweet, the raw juice running down his chin as he ate, watching Wulfric and Aedan devour the mutton with glee. It was bloody good mutton indeed. Maybe next time, he'd try a bit of honey on it, though that was tricky when he had no oven he could use. Honey burned too quickly in a pan.

'Mayhaps toward the end, but I might get trouble with the butter.'

Now, the Hedgethorns, perhaps in retribution or in order push things to ahead, had taken the village of Gemharswell as their own, robbing Aedan, Baron Wulfric ui Riunad's companion, of his fief and dragging him into the conflict.

Aedan was particularly vexed by this because he had been looking forward to retiring in his village after rebuilding the tower there that had been razed under Aeladan of Gemhar, an evil Nameless worshipper who had taken control of the Barony of Gemhar for a brief time during the Red Curse.

Then villagers had taken to use the tower's stone for their houses, and the rebuilding had only recently commenced. Nonetheless, Aedan was furious.

The further road was a slow ride next to the stream that they all enjoyed, even while the rain did come. It was a wet piece of quiet before undoubtedly fiery negotiations with the Hedgethorns. Hateful words would be exchanged, Baldwick guessed. Perhaps it would even come to blows, although that was to be avoided.

They arrived there within another hour, finding that the Hedgethorns had brought many men and even Count Arlan Stepahans sigil, even though the count himself had gone to Havena with the king.

“Bloody buggers!” Aedan cursed, and his lordship looked more grim than ever. “The guts they've got!”

It wasn't only the men waiting for them in the village. They had also erected gallows, two nooses dangling from a wooden beam, raindrops slowly tumbling down from the eerily slow-swinging things. The question was, was it meant to scare them, or meant to kill them both. But for killing them, surely there was no cause, not unless Count Arlan was somehow involved, which was impossible.

“We can't go there.” Aedan pulled on his reins. “They will hang us both!”

His lordship's face was dark: “We must. If we don't then they will say we did not take part in the negotiations and did nothing to contest their claim. What would you have me do, call the banners?”

Arlan Stepahan had already done that, taking many able-bodied men with him, especially from the Barony of Gemhar. It was safe to say, people said, that the count was not firmly on Nyallin's side.

“Bloody bastards.” Aedan cursed again, giving his mare the spurs.

“Raise my banner, Baldwick.” His lordship said before doing the same. “Let them see we come.”

Baldwick rode after them, queasy in his heart. Protecting his lordship was his duty, but he could not take on what looked to be several hundred men.

Riders saddled up when their small party was spotted in the rain and what unfolded afterwards had the appearance of a parley before battle was joined, although there would be no battle here.

No village folk were in evidence and there were some minor signs of pillage here and there. Doors and shutters in the village were closed and the construction site of the tower lay abandoned, but there was blood on a door frame by one house, an overturned basket soaking in the weather, spilled turnips and broken eggs.

There were levy bowmen amongst the Hedgethorn troops, a raggedy bunch of sellswords and a few men at arms from the baronies Tommeldomm and Bredenhag as well. Two headsmen were there, one for each noose, and Baldwick could see the tall old Steward of the county, Turon Taladan, atop a huge, splendid horse.

The riders closed off the road behind them when they were close.

“You have some nerve to bring an army into my village, Jaran!” Aedan ui Mornad hollered out to the head of House Hedgethorn, Jaran of Hedgethorn, Lord of the Hedgewatch.

Jaran of Hedgethorn was another old man, black-haired, balding and brutal-looking. Baldwick was scared of him, if truth be told. In his small, black, beetle-like eyes there was no mercy or even humanity to be found, only hatred, cold and dark as the night.

 His mouth was hard even though with his thick, black beard not much of it was visible.

“Your claim to this village is forfeit, murderer!” He hollered back. “You-”

Turon Taladan beside him raised a large hand for quiet. He was tall and old, good-looking, though, finely garbed and an air of sheer royal nobility about him, even though he was just a steward and chancellor, more nobility of office rather than blood. His chin and cheeks were shaven smoothly, but a moustache nestled atop his upper lip that looked like it could have swallowed half a kingdom and his amber-coloured eyes seemed to devour everything he saw.

“By Count Arlan's pleasure, I am still steward here, Jaran.” He said, loudly but with an amiable smile. “I will judge in this matter fairly and justly. And I will have no wanton vengeance here. This is not how we comport ourselves in this, our wonderful county.”

“Withdraw your men.” Lord Wulfric demanded in reply, calm but threatening. “Whatever my brother has done, or why, neither Aedan nor the people of Gemharswell had anything to do with it. I demand restitution in kind for any thing or coin stolen from this village, reparation for any damage done as well as the cock of every man who has committed a rape, and the head of anyone who has committed murder. You may hang them before you take their heads. I presume that's why you built that gibbet.”

“And I demand the head of your brother!” Jaran of Hedgethorn roared while Aedan, Wulfric and Baldwick reigned up in front of them, surrounded by Hedgethorn spears. “He is the murderer of my son!”

“Please.” Turon Taladan lifted his hand once more. “Your arrogance betrays your true motivations, Wulfric. You and Aedan, as well as your brother Kendrick in absence, stand accused of plotting Aenwin of Hedgethorn's murder, a true knight and loyal master of huntsmen to our good Count Arlan Stepahan. Climb off your horse and stand up to these accusations.”

Lord Wulfric's voice was full of spite: “A trial, here?! You demand the impossible! Is this how Arlan's steward dispenses justice?! Pah!”

He spat out, the wad landing in the mud between Turon's horse's hooves.

“That was an affront.” The steward gestured. “Help Lord Wulfric dismount.”

Hands came from all sides and pulled Aedan and Wulfric off their saddles. Baldwick sensed that there was no fair trial to be had here. The horses shied and if they kicked someone it would surely be interpreted as an attack, so he jumped off his small horse to grab the reigns of the others and calm them for now ere more ill could befall them.

Wulfric and Aedan were pushed down on their knees.

“We demand trial by battle!” Aedan spat where Wulfric had spat before him. “Best you and Jaran arm yourselves and we shall see with whom Rondra stands!”

Turon Taladan simply smiled: “Denied. I can see by your foolish request that you are guilty. I therefore condemn you both to hang by the neck until dead. In the name of Count Arlan Stepahan, may Boron have mercy on your souls.”

He gestured again and Wulfric and Aedan were yanked up, subdued and carried away to the gallows. This was nothing short of murder, a violation of their rights. Aedan was not a knight and could not claim a right of trial by battle, but even he should have received a fair hearing. Killing Wulfric like this was unspeakable.

'It can't be.' Baldwick convinced himself in his head. 'This is a ploy to scare them and make them relinquish the claim to Gemharswell. Hm, but his lordship will not yield, he never does.'

He could only watch helplessly, though, as Aedan and Wulfric were put on stools and the nooses were fastened around their necks. This had gone far enough.

“This is not right!” Baldwick protested. “By the King's own laws, you can't do this. Wulfric ui Mornad is Baron of Gemhar, you can't just hang him like some common man.”

Turon Taladan's head turned to him, raising a brow, rain pattering down all around them.

“Oh, yes.” The tall steward chortled, reaching into his lavish doublet and producing an important-looking parchment from within. “Wulfric ui Ruinad, I have here a decree, signed and sealed by his Countship Arlan Stepahan.” He unrolled the parchment. “You are hereby dispossessed of all your titles and lands, your castle and the Barony of Gemhar. In lack of heirs these will go to,” he laughed and shook his head, “well, that's naught to you now, is it.”

Then he rolled his eyes and gestured to a man at arms next to Baldwick, drawing two fingers across his throat. It all happened in an instant, and yet it felt like a whole life in its own. Something cold touched Baldwick's neck ere there was a sharp pain, and the warmth of his life was streaming forth from his throat as it was opened.

He turned to assault his killer, a mean, one-eyed man with a crooked grin on his stubbly face. He wanted to choke him, but his fingers were only able to give a mere caress. The world jumped upwards all at once. A red blade hovered away from his face, dripping with blood and rain. It was cold.

'The sky.' He thought. 'I must see the sky.'

But there was only rain.

'At least, I made his lordship a last chop of mutton with the butter burning just right.'

A crisp, bitter sweetness. Was that death? If only it hadn't been so cold. His eyes found an opening to the vast beauty above and basked in it, a cleft in the clouds with Praois' wonderful rays shining through. A maiden stepped into the cleft, he saw, perhaps a goddess, although he could not have said which one. Praios' rays seemed to crown her hair and she was coming, growing, filling the very firmament with her presence. Her skin was browner than most but her face was of such utmost beauty that Baldwick could not help but smile.

Then all faded at once, accompanied by screaming, a slight tremor in the ground, and rain, rain all around him.

-

It was a rather strange scene that presented itself to Laura. Most banners at first glance looked like Ilaen Albenblood's, but on second did not display the three red trees with the bloody river but a red branch of thorn bush as well as three drops of blood on a black field. They had to be related somehow, though, she felt.

Their bigger standard was red, displaying a roaring white lion, all medieval-like.

It were three or four hundred men here, all running about in panic, half routing and half forming up to fight. The village itself was rather unremarkable, hovels, farms, pens, barns and all that stuff she had seen a bellyful of by now. On a nearby hill was a tower being built in the middle of wooden scaffolding. That was it.

The only thing that stood out were the gallows, a square construction of thick wooden beams with two nooses hanging from them, a man on a footstool under each with the rope around their necks. One wore brown and grey, the other green and yellow. It stood to wonder what was going on here.

'But I don't have any time.' She thought miserably.

It was important. She could not let herself get bogged down again.

“Archers, have at the darn thing!” Some man on a horse shouted, galloping in no immediately apparent direction. “Spearmen, form line!”

The idea crossed her mind that if she could win these men to Reo's cause that would be a bigger step in a better direction rather than smashing everything.

'But how will I make sure they do what I say?'

Arad Gemhar had been smooth in that regard. She had gotten her fair share of sex, kills and food and had still turned the place over to her side, albeit only by threat.

'Maybe I should have taken the girl hostage, after all.'

Only then Laura would have had to look after her, which she would certainly have mocked up somehow. Here, if there was a connection to Ilaen Albenblood, maybe she could set up something more reliable, albeit not quite as much fun.

“Um, well met?” She started from above, edging closer to the village. “I am with Ilaen Albenblood, the Baron of Niamor. Do you have ties with him, perchance?”

“Loose!”

A hail of arrows flew, only in was even less of a nuisance to Laura than the rain. She stomped the ground, frightening the horses and stating her question again. But there was no reply.

“Go!” Screamed the man on the horse, the bloody thorns boldly displayed on his cloak. “Hang the wretches and run! Back to the Hedgewatch!”

A horn was blown and the archers and spearmen dissolved, like an anthill of people. The men about to get hanged were trying to free themselves of the nooses, swaying dangerously on their stools.

It did not have the appearance that these soldiers were in any way connected to Albenblood, only the colours of their banners were somewhat similar.

Two men with hoods above their faces stepped forth and kicked out the stools, leaving the condemned to hang by their necks. There was some older man in a blue and white surcoat, sprawled in the village square with a red gash where his throat should have been.

“Hey!” Laura laughed, stepping forward and crunching the first few men under her feet. “No one here is to do any killing but me. Got that?!”

She walked straight over the running hundreds to the gibbet, lifting it easily off the ground with the dangling men still on.

“Do you have ties to Ilaen Albenblood, Reo Conchobair or Branwyn ni Bennain?” She eyed them hungrily.

They could neither reply nor breathe, and if truth be told it would have been a cool thing so suck them off the ropes and devour them. But their eyes were all haunted, terrified, their hands were bound and their heads were already turning purple. She broke the legs off the gibbet and put the cross beam down on her palm along with the men it carried, for now leaving them there.

“If you are with Ilaen Albenblood just say so and I will stop stepping on you.” She told the others while stomping and crushing soldier after soldier into a pulp.

For good measure she trampled some houses too, just for the fun of it and some soldiers got it into their heads to hide there. It occurred to her that she should flatten the riders, though, and so she went after them next, only they dispersed in all directions and she could only crush a handful of them with their mounts.

So, she went back to the village, now coming from the direction in which the footmen had initially wanted to flee. It was butcher's work. Crunch, crunch, crunch, her feet were greedy as ever, snuffing out any soul that came beneath. There were many to be had for once, but they did not stand a chance in hell, especially not while they were routing.

Finally there were only the cries and pleas of those she had only partially crushed into oblivion, as well as some old guy with luxurious salt and pepper hair and a moustache that would have been the envy of walruses. His eyes were dark yellow, not quite gold but more the colour of amber, like a hungry wolf's.

He was finely garbed, suggesting noble blood, even though he was a bit muddy and wet. Mud-soaked and wet as well was the white lion's banner by him.

He raised his hands when her sole came over him, shouting: “I am with Ilaen Albenblood!”

His voice was deeply smooth, well-sounding, a pleasure to listen to, like some talk radio guy.

“Oh?” Laura shifted her foot to look at him. “Are you really now, or are you just saying that because you don't want to end as a smudge?”

His leg was trapped beneath his horse, a grey heavy beast fighting against its own weight to get up and gallop away at which it finally succeeded. The man stayed on the ground, looking up.

“Uh, the latter, obviously. But hear me out! Whatever you want me to be, I can become! What information you need, I can give you! I am a well-revered man of great power! I am Turon Taladan, chancellor of Bredenhag and the steward governor of Tommeldomm!”

Laura considered for a moment, turning her eyes to the men in her hand.

“And who are you two?”

They half glowered, half stared at her in terror. She was not sure if they could talk yet, with the hempen ropes still about their necks.

“Well, on your feet, Turon Taladan.” She replied to the man below. “I want to know why you were hanging these two. Did they kill this guy?”

She hinted at the man with gash in his throat, wearing the blue surcoat with three white axes on his chest.

The bushy moustache moved under Turon Taladan's prominent nose. It was an uncomfortable question.

“Uh...yes? Why, they have! How clever of you to see it!”

“No!” The smaller man on Laura's hand croaked, sounding like wood grinding on wood. “I am Wulfric, Lord of Nyiallin, and these men are murderers!”

“What men?” Laura laughed, tilting her hand to let both of the men fall to the edge allowing them to see. “There's only the moustache left. What's your side of this story?”

It came slow, hateful and croaking, but she had heard three sentences before she knew that this was relatively big, another one of Albernia's plentiful intrigues and betrayals. This one, they called the Hedge Feud.

What the gist of it was was hard to decipher and she was conflicted on whether or not she wanted to be part of it. It seemed as though this could work greatly to her advantage, though, because wherever there was conflict she could just pick one side and squish the other.

“I'm in Bredenhag now?” She asked nonetheless like a clueless child when it was mentioned that the whole county was somehow involved. “Where is Bredenhag where that Jast Irian Crumold resides? I have to squish him!”

The men on her hand only looked irritably at her, but the man on the ground understood.

“Jast Irian is long dead!” He shouted up, explaining. “He betrayed the king and started a rebellion, unsuccessfully, as you might understand as per his death! Count Arlan Stepahan rules in Bredenhag now! Who told you otherwise?!”

'The two little bugs I want to heave into the throne.' Laura thought, bewildered.

“Branwyn ni Bennain did so, I think.” She said. “Or Reo Conchobair.”

The dawn of understanding lay eerily on his face. This was a clever one, she judged, albeit one with none too much of a spine. She did not know how much he knew, though, practically with regards to anything.

He shouted up at her again, slowly and very clearly: “If you mean to put your faith in Reo Conchobair and Branwyn ni Bennain then you are pledging your wager unto a dead horse! Reo is a bastard! Legitimized, aye, but he cannot be king! Branwyn, well...there's a name for the girl that shouldn't be used in the company of ladies...outside of a kennel!”

Laura knew immediately what he meant, and it described Princess Branwyn more accurately than any other word. The news of Reo were grave, too. She had been under the impression that the son of the Sword King was disliked, but nonetheless a guy of some renown, or repute, if only by virtue of his father and the prowess he undoubtedly possessed. If Reo was truly bastard-born then this might have deep implications. This wasn't the Viking-like Thorwal but a more Gaelic-like place. Blood counted more here, surely, even though medieval Ireland and Scotland did have their fair share of Viking influence from the raids and conquests. Somehow, she felt like she might find the same here. The three white axes on blue sure looked Thorwalsh, for instance.

For keeping this bit about the bastard birth from her, she felt like Branwyn and Reo had to die screaming. To add to that, Branwyn had turned out disappointing to say the least. Reo was better, somewhat, but probably only so down to earth because of his lowly birth.

The trouble was that she had no idea who to replace them with. It was all well and good to crush a nation. To redesign it in its working was an entirely different game.

'I need a foreman,' she thought, remembering her tiny, little village and how warm inside it made her feel to watch it function.

She crouched and picked Turon Taladan off the ground: “I interrupted you earlier. Wulfric here was going on about plots and such that frankly I did not comprehend a word of. He also accused you of having set up this farce in order to hang them under a pretext. Is that true?”

Turon was a very old man, despite his hair. He chose a considerate kneeling position on her right hand, his torso upright, displaying that he was still a tall man as well.

His moustachio shifted: “Mhh, that is true, I do not deny it. And whether or not his side or mine had the rights in this feud I cannot tell. The world is governed according to a very simple principle: power. In this instance, the side against Lord Wulfric simply wielded more. I will say I regret this role I played now that the balance is overturned.”

“I will rip the apple from your throat, you murderous liar!” The lord on Laura's left hand roared, reared and started to choke himself on the rope that was still around his neck, trying to jump over.

He and the other had not gotten it off, seeing as their hands were still tied behind their backs. The outburst showed Laura that their convictions were true. They were the moral side, the principled one. They were also the side with the lesser chances, or so she presumed, if any of it mattered any more here. She might as well just kill all three of them, shrug it off and continue ravaging places.

The cross beam bobbed on her hand until Wulfric fell onto his arse, head all purple again.

“Why my village?” The other man demanded, very tall, bright blond hair and wearing a green-yellow surcoat with loads and loads of clovers on his chest, rubbing in the local Irish flair a tad too obviously for Laura's liking. He had a windburnt face, too, and crooked teeth.

Despite his happy colours, there was something eerily sad about him and Lord Wulfric as well.

“It was reachable.” Turon shrugged. “It was easy to take. It was never the point, if that is your question, Aedan. I bear you no ill will.”

“We will all die here, Turon!” Wulfric growled out of breath. “But if I can, by Efferd's beard, I swear I will kill you myself!”

Laura chewed her lip, thinking. For now the exchange was entertaining enough.

“It mustn't be that way.” The steward of Tommeldomm's amber-coloured eyes looked up at Laura's. “I know what she is, what she does. I keep an avid exchange of letters with Lady Galahan, our fearsome, old Countess of Honingen.”

Laura almost winced at the name by now, even though she shouldn't have, given that she was already in Bredenhag, the next county, and had barely even noticed. Not dealing with that wretched woman had somehow turned her into the icon of a nemesis in her mind.

“She evacuated her city so as not to fall prey to this beastly maiden. Except, Nordmarkeners went there, even laying siege to her palace.” The address of his words suddenly fell to Laura. “You want Albernia for Horas? I give you Bredenhag and Honingen. All you need do is let me live. And crush a few more people.”

Laura's breath slowly escaped through her mouth. She wanted to laugh at the gall of this little worm, and so very unexpected too. It was almost too tempting to refuse, if she was honest about it. He was clearly a capable man, with words and wit if not anything else, and she had need of someone to show her who to turn into a stamp just now, more than anything.

There was a catch, though.

“You want me to trust you.” She asked. “Why would I do that? You've just betrayed...what's his name...Arlan Stepahan, the man who made you steward? Who tells me you wouldn't turn your cloak again?”

“Oh, nothing!” He chuckled under his beard. “Only, mayhaps the possibility of your return. Also, there is Wulfric to consider, the powerful Count of Bredenhag after having won the Hedge Feud despite everything and claiming the lands and title by right of conquest. He will watch closely my every move as I rule his county for him, ultimately with Horas' and your own graces.”

He finished the proposal with a little bow.

“Have you taken leave of your senses?!” Wulfric spat. “I'm Baron of Gemhar, not Count of bloody Bredenhag, you fool!”

'No, you fool.' Laura chuckled in her mind.

She just loved the idea immediately.

“We're gonna make you Count.” She explained, a smile splitting her face in half.

This would certainly save her a lot of work if she did it right, and she'd end up with Winhall, Honingen and Bredenhag in her pocket, all the kingdom except for Havena. Victory was in her grasp at last.

“Then I would hang you!” Wulfric replied to Turon on the other hand. “You had my man Baldwick killed. The man never harmed a fly!”

Turon sighed: “A captain of guard who does no harm is no good. Besides, he was trying to interfere with my judgement, you will recall. I deemed your man expendable, in light of things, but nevertheless I regret it. Does not saving your life do anything to remedy this?! You have no heirs, Wulfric. What of your young wife when you fall? And I mean to do doubly good by you, if our giant captor is inclined to indulge me.”

“Go on.” Laura beamed, having to keep herself from jumping as giddy as she was.

“Your brother Kendrick was captured.” Turon went on to explain. “Jaran keeps him at the Hedgewatch in a pen. He dared not have his head ere we had yours, meaning...”

“Is that so?!” Wulfric interrupted him. “And when did you plan to inform me of this, had this giant monster not thwarted your plans?!”

Kendrick had been at the heart of the issue, Laura remembered, the initial incident that had sparked the feud. He had slain Aenwin of Hedgethorn, Jaran of Hedgethorns only remaining son in a brief, bloody skirmish that had come to pass for one reason or another. Somehow, the fact that Wulfric did not have any heirs seemed to play into it, though, at least in the aftermath.

Turon shrugged again: “Never, I suppose? It was set in stone, whether you knew it or not. Now, I do not know if Jaran of Hedgethorn is still amongst the living, and what he might do to Kendrick when he gets back to his castle. He thinks you dead, and if this overthrow of events has changed anything in his mind is rather hard to know. If you ask me, he's ever been of a rather single one.”

“Is it far away?” Laura interjected, frowning.

“No.”

“Then perhaps I can save him.”

The steward and chancellor nodded. This was his plan.

Laura turned to Aedan and Lord Wulfric: “So, here is your choice. You can reign Bredenhag as count for Horas with Turon Taladan as your steward and chancellor, or you can die here. I won't lie to you and say that I don't care but...”

This was the moment that would decide whether or not the Hedge Feud would work out to her advantage or not. She bit her lip, leaving her sentence open.

Lord Wulfric did not ponder for very long before he gave a defiant sniff.

“I don't think I will.”

He didn't even sound very angry about it, just insolent, stubborn and convinced.

Laura sighed: “You dumb, stupid shit lord! This is a one in a thousand opportunity! Do you have any notion what I will do to this county if you refuse?!”

He shrugged: “One will be as unpleasant as the other, I suppose.”

'What different does it make.'

That was a tad too clever for Laura's taste, coming from such a dumb man, comparatively speaking. It also spoke of resignation, death to any plans that involved any sort of future whatsoever.

“So,” Laura started painfully, “you'll condemn yourself, Aedan, your brother Kendrick and even your little wife? I'll find her, wherever she is, and I will have more fun with her than you ever had. Is this what you want?”

He wasn't a selfish man, though, but a very principled one, and stubborn to boot if she was any judge.

“Don't be foolish, Wulfric.” Turon cautioned him from the other side.

The tall man who was called Aedan looked up at Laura with the noose around his neck and so much pain in his eyes that she almost wanted to hug him. He looked hideous and burned out besides, though, so she never would have done anything like that.

“How does this work then,” He said, “do you intend on living here with us begging and crawling under your heels or do you have other places you might stomp to?”

“Oh, other places!” Laura lied, thankful that he opened this door for her. “Plenty of them, actually. I'll only come when you need help. And once to show your beautiful kingdom to my friend. And maybe to pass some time, but never more than a few days, I promise.”

“Well, you already smashed my village, so I do not stand to lose much.” He turned to Wulfric, the real target of his words. “Except for my three little children, my lord and friend.”

Wulfric met his eyes for an iron moment. Then slowly he started to nod.

“On one condition.” He looked up at her. “You'll let me and Aedan go home. I'll have no part of your conquest or whatever you intend. I will raise spears and axes. I will fight whoever needs fighting. But I will not sit on your hand while you trample the helpless and innocent into the mud beneath your soles.”

That was good enough, Laura supposed.

She put all three of them down and Turon Taladan cut the ropes that bound Wulfric's and Aedan's wrists. Then they went, on foot, and never even looked back.

The rest would be rather a piece of cake for Laura. The Hedgewatch was not very far away and Turon could tell her where to go. Moreover, they found Jaran of Hedgethorn immediately when she stopped to examine if he was among the riders she had smashed.

His legs were pudding, literally so, and he dragged himself forward with his hands, inch by inch into the direction of his castle.

Laura could see immediately that he was a dark man. He had the big ears, bald spot and wrinkles that many old men had, and all powerful men were old, she felt, although that was not true for King Finnian. His hair was short, coarse and black, the ring on his head one with a fearsome beard.

She hovered her foot over him.

“Impenetrable!” He babbled, still crawling through one of Laura's earlier footprints. “Inclement! Indomitable!”

“Dead.” She chuckled, and squished him under the tip of her shoe.

That was all.

The castle called Hedgewatch was a well defended one, at least in terms of the botany that gave it its name. The small fortress, as large as a shoebox perhaps, stood atop a steep hill that had an enormous thorn bush growing on its slopes. There was a small, narrow path up to the gates, framed by thorns on either side. Other than making through this bottleneck, any attacker would have to climb uphill while slashing through thorn ranks that looked a hundred years old.

That was where they found Kendrick ui Ruinad, Wulfric's brother. The Hedgethorns simply had him in a stockade in the castle yard. After rescuing him, which he seemed to believe was an attempt at his life, Laura gave the castle to her bum. Her skin was too thick for thorns, but when she stood again the hole great thorny bush came with it, sticking in her jeans.

That was only after the stone walls and tiny towers broke and crumbled, tumbled and fell. She had seen two guardsmen before sitting down, but there was no way they or anyone else survived her butt resting on them for as long as it did, rolling from side to side again and again until everything was nice and plain.

Laura felt like since it was too late to start a body count, and counting every soul she squashed would be too bothersome anyhow, she should at least make sure to remember the castles she butt-crushed like this. Counting that outlaw-infested ruin in Niamor, that now made two, a number she planned to expand upon in the future. That would be awkward for the historians, no doubt.

'And then the giantess crushed another castle under her arse.'

Kendrick ui Riunad turned out to be a younger, prettier version of his brother, with shorter hair.

“What do I do with him?” She asked Turon Taladan.

“Let him go.”

And that was what Laura did, sending the tiny man running as naked as he was. Afterwards, she demolished the Hedgethorn's nearby village, Thornhag, albeit without evicting the inhabitants first. Then there was the question of how to proceed.

“Village and Castle Bredenhag are nearby.” The steward advised. “If we are to take this county, best start by taking the seat of its count.”

It was only the first of a long list of more visits, largely comprised of the seats of barons or other influential people. This took two whole more days. Turon knew what to do. He was a political animal. He was also a very old man, though, and could not sleep under a tree during the night. Laura lodged him in inns, half hollowed out and void of patrons because she had eaten them for supper.

Through their time together, Laura was uncomfortably aware that she might be playing with fire. What he offered sounded rather too good to be true. The people that were missing from all over Albernia were with a considerably large army which would one day come back. What Turon would do then was an open question. Laura did not want to enter a situation in which she had to run all over the place and stomp out rebellions in a sort of Guerilla war that she, like the mighty American Military in its hay day, would maybe even lose. She also did not know whom she could put in place to rule in her absence, since Turon's ambitions were limited to the county of Bredenhag and she did not trust him any farther than that to begin with.

He noticed that. In the beginning, here or there when she ate or just had her fun bulldozing people, he would try and convince her to spare some commoners he knew and liked such as a certain innkeep, a peddler, a blacksmith, a peasant and his big-bosomed wife. So that he did not forget his place, Laura made extra sure those people were dead, which either meant eating them or turning them into unrecognizable smears.

It wasn't long before he stopped asking.

“Do not fret mistrusting me.” He told her after she was done ingesting the patrons of an inn where he would spend the night. “The fact that you do speaks to your intelligence.”

Mistrusting him and still doing what he said seemed a conundrum to her, but nevertheless she took the compliment.

“I'm not very clever, though.” She admitted in a moment of self-reflection. “And I do not know a whole lot about your world, let alone this monumental dung heap of a kingdom. I have to conquer it, and I can, but I'm scared to death of having to rule it.”

It was one of these moments during which his eyes shun golden and the corners of his bushy moustache curved up: “Do you have any notion of with how little understanding the world is ruled?”

That made her feel better. These lands, by enlarge, were not rules by a meritocracy, except maybe in cases of robe nobility such as Turon was, but by blood, opening the door quite wide to heavy idiots into positions of power. Besides this realization, Turon also taught her a lot of other things. Old men oft knew much, but this one seemed a neigh inexhaustible fundus of wisdom, packaged in brainy quotes.

With regards to using threads, fear and terror in order to rule, for instance, and her doubts as to the effectiveness of this, he said: “Since love and fear can hardly exist together, if we must choose between them, it is much safer and easier to be feared rather than loved.”

That very much settled the question of how exactly to create allegiance in people, which was a big rock off Laura's chest.

When she said that she had broken and would break yet more promises, he consoled her as well: “Those rulers who have done great deeds are those who have taken little account of their vows.”

That sounded like something a politician might say, but nonetheless she saw the truth of it.

Turon also said, however, that anyone who took a free town and did not demolish it set themselves up for being destroyed, which she found a tad excessive. She did not see why she should smash a town unless she felt like doing so for fun.

Then came the hammer. The greater area they had worked in during their two days had only been that around the castle of Bredenhag. The rest of the county was huge, but Turon Taladan had more pressing concerns.

“Honingen.” He said when Laura broached the subject of what to do next. “I will begin my part in dealing with the rest of it here. It won't be pretty, and there will be work left to do when you come back, but Honingen needs you now.”

He had dispatched a rider with a message from a place called Bockshag to take to his seat of Tommeldomm from where a homing pigeon would take it directly to Franka Salva Galahan's palace, surpassing the besiegers holding her under arrest. Turon and the countess had priorly used this method to play Garadan against each other, a board game that, like chess, resembled war.

“If you give Franka back her city and make it possible for her people to return, why, what other choice does she have than to embrace you?”

'She's got plenty of chances to betray me, as do you.' Laura thought sourly, but the tiny, tall, old man was nevertheless the best horse on which she could bet.

She had to hurry, though. King Finnian was reportedly at Havena and with him more forces than any people left in Winhall or Bredenhag could withstand on their own, especially after Laura had crushed and eaten so many of them so negligently.

Finally, though, she felt like she was on the right track. Victory was in her sights. She could almost smell it.

After leaving Turon Taladan she turned back around after a few steps and went back for him once more.

“Turon,” she said from above, “is there any way you might get a message to King Finnian ui Bennain?”

He looked unsure: “Mayhaps, yes. But it would be highly unorthodox, given our arrangement, no?”

“If you can, tell him I'm going to stick him between my foot and a hard place.”

'What do you think he will do?' That was the question she really meant to ask. 'Come on, ask it!'

But she didn't. They had all turned to avatars in her head, ghosts, caricatures, epitomes.

It was stupid, and somehow not. They were small, these little men and women, and she could crush them at a whim. But they had minds of their own as well, and Laura was just one, gigantic, gigantically stupid girl against them all – one stupid, giant girl against a kingdom she was only just beginning to know and did not the least bit understand.

“Aye,” Turon nodded thoughtfully, “that, I will.”

-

Garvin Blaithin watched anxiously from the top of a tower, cowering behind a wooden shield. It was just his cowardice. Even though the attackers possessed the vastly superior archers did the elevated position of the castle place the edge firmly in the hands of its defenders. The exchange of missiles had lasted for the better part of a day and cost more lives by half on side of the besiegers.

Bogai, captain of archers, had lost an eye to Yvain Belenduir's arrow, but the cocky bastard had been harrowed in turn, struck in the arm, leg and chest by crossbow bolts. That was a glimmer of light at least, Garvin kept thinking, even though it did not quite constitute hope.

Laura had not returned, but Cirdrian Belenduir, the other bastard, had. Everyone in the castle was worried near to madness, as if they were sitting on a nest of wasps that could take flight and begin stinging at any moment.

'Bumblebees in the bum,' king pretender Reo Conchobair had aptly named the state of overall restlessness in the castle.

It was an impossible situation. They all had seen Laura. They all knew of her might. But at the same time there was no doubt in their minds that the besieging army would be successful, if they got through the gate before Laura returned.

And get through they would, sooner or later. Since Iaun Cyll's gates were gone and had been replaced with large rocks and rubble, they had initially believed that a siege tower was their only option. Such an engine took long to build, however, so instead they settled for manpower and pickaxes, completed by a wooden roof on wheels with wet leather and pieces of metal nailed to it.

All the tools and resources they needed, they had found in the empty village of Ortis, conveniently beside. There was a quarry nearby, so the local people possessed everything necessary to break or move large quantities of stone as well, much to Garvin's disquiet. 

The roof was already in place from their first attempt yesterday. But since Laura had not returned in time, the faux king had ordered that pitch be boiled and the vicious, burning substance had driven the diggers out of their mobile hovel, even though the thing itself did not burn down.

It stood singed and blackened, made from wood too thick to punch through. Conchobair had had the crenels on the gatehouse above dislodged and toppled down on top of the thing, but Arthgal Fenwasian's contraption had withstood the falling rocks with only some minor cracks and damages.

The wall beneath Garvin's tower was full up with crossbowmen and archers, glorified peasants with weapons in their hands, poachers and hunters at best. The torches they had flung down during the night were guttering out. The attackers had used the darkness as a cloak to veil themselves in, all digging through the night.

Meanwhile, Conchobair's new plan had been to dump boiling excrements off the wall, and Garvin was thankful for the wind blowing the stench away from him. By the gate, the ground was stained yellow here or there where the diggers had retched.

To provide cover for the diggers, the enemy archers, primarily trained longbow men from Barnhill, were constantly engaging the walls. They meant to punish anyone foolish enough to show their head on the parapets and especially anyone who wanted to dump more boiling filth down below. Since the crenels atop the gates were now gone, that had become a whole lot easier, which wasn't any good tidings for the defenders.

Such was the nature of Reo Conchobair's ideas, if he ever had any. Some good, some bad.

Most of his work was inevitable in any case, like swearing in and training the welcome party for when the attackers would break through. They did not have any knights, though, and what forces remained would likely throw down their arms as soon as they had the chance.

Thus, Laura remained Garvin's only hope. She had gone to conquer the Barony of Niamor three days ago, and should have been back the same day. Perhaps she had died or suffered an injury. Perhaps the bogs had swallowed her alive. Perhaps she had just gotten carried away, thinking Iaun Cyll save and meaning to expand her position more than initially planned.

In any event, her crushing feet could not help while they weren't here.

Fretful of the archer battle in daylight, Garvin went down the tower in search of Cathal Ardwain, the squire who helped him with his new song. Since it seemed that there was now more time to complete it, he had begun thinking about adding a third verse to it. The men loved hearing 'man at arms,' but singing about soldiers' woes and death had begun to make Garvin shudder, which got in the ways of thinking about it too much.

'Singers need peace to make songs, as much as wars and heroic deeds to sing about.' He concluded.

That was a contradiction. And there was something else as well. Could there ever be a hero without evil? That was a disquieting thought.

But what were considerations of good and evil and much less heroes against such simple concerns as staying alive? Little and less, to be sure, at least as far as Garvin was concerned.

To his surprise, he found Cathal training at lance riding in the yard. The usurper had brought out a quintain as a gift to the Araner Lancers who had been released from the dungeons again. They were a well-trained militia force and it would be unwise not to try and reintegrate them into the defences. The yard was so large that if the attackers poured in from the gates the horsemen might well charge and ride down the first wave of them before going under, which might yet still give the defenders a chance.

The quintain was a wooden cross with the crossbar hanging loose in strings. On its one end was made fast a shield that had to be hit with the lance while on the other end hung a threshing flail, clobbering the rider over the head if he wasn't careful.

“Go again!” Reo Conchobair commanded the squire.

Cathal gave his horse the spurs and galloped forth, the point of his lance hovering about like a dragonfly in summer. His head was red from exertion, most likely because he was already drunk or still hungover from the day before. The subsequent display was shameful, as was to be expected. The point of the lance missed the shield high while the shaft bumped into it, causing the flail to swing more slowly towards the rider. But in trying to wrench the point onto the shield in the last instant Cathal had also inadvertently pulled on the reins, thereby causing his oblivious horse to stop abruptly.

It all came together at once. The sudden halt catapulted the young squire high in the saddle, his feet slipping out of the stirrups below. While he was at the highest point, just about to come back down, the flail hit him almost gently in the arse, just enough to complete both his fall and the accompanying opprobrium.

The lancers laughed but the false king did not.

“On your feet, boy, do it again!” He snapped, close to despair.

It was rather questionable why they were bothering.

The pimply squire pushed his face from the hoof-torn ground and scowled: “I told you, I don't want to! I'm no good at riding, you...king!”

He's speech was even more slurred than it had been yesterday. Garvin feared that the boy had been drinking all night.

“That's alright, your grace.” A friendly looking Araner intervened, riding by with his horse. “Sir always said what we need do is ride over the enemy, and bugger where that lance point goes. He isn't going no tourney's way, is he?”

The man sat bow-legged and sure in the saddle as if he had been born there, the mark of a knight's son, a lordling's bastard maybe, or perhaps a wealthier peasant. His lance's butt rested in a small leather pouch attached to his saddle so that he did not have to carry its burden all the time.

“Most likely not.” Conchobair judged dryly, balling his fists.

“I want to be a singer, like Garvin Blaithin!” The boy said. “His wife whipped your arse, king!”

“He's drunk, that one.” Another Lancer sauntered by, a deep cleft scarred in his jaw. “He ought to be put in fetters rather than a saddle, with the siege 'n all.”

Cathal spat onto the ground before the horses' feet, reached around himself and pulled his wineskin to his mouth.

“Drink is the curse of the land.” The first one commented with a laugh. “It makes you punch your neighbour until they bring the lord, and then you loose a quarrel at him.”

The first lancer looked from his brother in arms to the king.

“The quarrel isn't the problem.” He replied darkly before having his horse trod off. “It's the missing that gets you hanged.”

This was a sentiment Garvin had overheard many a time when strolling the castle to get his mind off things. Men would mutter about the false king and that he would get them all killed, hinting that they should kill him first. It was only fear of Laura that kept it all together, that, and the hostages who were now kept under arrest, including Garvin's children.

Princess Branwyn, if that was possible, had even fewer friends, albeit many questionable admirers. Garvin had even heard two drunk men trying to modify 'man at arms' to express their feelings.

“Princess' arse!”

“I haven't fucked for a week and a day and a night!”

“My cock is restless!”

“For there are no women!”

“Princess' arse!”

“I'm not the richest nor pretty but I sure yearn to put myself in her! Oi, oi, oi, where to, young lass? Come into my bed, and if you do then we'll make a sweet mess! Twist your pink nipples, kiss your pink cunny, and fuck your black bunghole?”

“Princess' arse!”

Garvin hoped Reo Conchobair would not hear this version of the song, or he'd come to associate the real one with it.

The princess did not have it easy. She was stupid, arrogant, vain and had been tasked with doing inventories. Whenever she walked about the castle from storehouse to storehouse, men leered at her. Anyone who dared make a comment or whistle at her had received a whipping from Reo Conchobair's men, but if that helped or made things worse Garvin did not know.

“Take him away.” The king gestured at the pimply squire. “Into a bed, not in irons! The singer needs him to do that song for Laura. Sometimes I think that man is the only sober person inside these walls.”

That was true as well, as Princess Branwyn had complained at breakfast. Wine, ale and mead were depleting rapidly. It was not too much of a problem because there was a stone well in the castle. Those who had been here before, however, swore that the water from that one tasted salty, not as sweet and fresh as the liquid that had poured infinitely from the stone Fairy's vessel while it still did, as if through magic.

“Let me have a go.” Conchobair picked up Cathal's lance and climbed on the horse. “You all know I'm no knight. But neither are you, and I could cut all of you in half if you weren't on horseback.”

Someone somewhere mumbled something about hidden daggers.

They were in the part of the yard that was close to the buildings, and between them and the gate was a field with arrow shafts for stalks. Closer to the gate, cunning men had already begun harvesting, gathering the arrows to shoot them straight back to whence they came. It was calm, horrid madness, and it weighed heavily on Garvin's gentle soul.

Singular arrows still hissed over, but they were ignored as normal, even though each one could have meant death.

“Hey there at the gate!” The king shouted when he was in position to charge. “How far have they come?!”

Three listeners in Conchobair surcoats were posted there.

One turned his head: “Half way, I'd say, Your Grace! They got through the next big one, somehow!”

That was even more ill news, Garvin thought.

“They got horses!” A man from the wall added, shouting. “Wrapped in blankets and quilts! They're pulling them out one after the other!”

“Damn them!” Conchobair spat and charged, his horse kicking up the dirt all the way past the quintain where his lance missed by a hand's breadth.

He flung it down in disgust.

“Have everyone form up!” He commanded. “Looks like we'll have to kill these rat arses ourselves!”

There should have been a cheer, only it didn't come. Everyone looked around, somewhat bedraggled. They all knew they'd yield as soon as the opportunity presented itself. The garrison did not stand a chance against the Thistle Knights.

“Look,” the king frowned, anxious, “If we can keep them at the gate long enough for the crossbowmen above, we'll win. We'll boil more filth and we'll bring rocks and other things atop so we can dump them down. Anyone who can show me a bloody blade at the end of the battle, I'll knight. You'll all receive land, and if you die then I swear I will hunt down your sons and give it to them, more than you can dream of!”

That at least seemed to convince some of the men present.

And so it was done. Even Garvin had to present himself, crossbow in hand and with a chainmail byrnie over his chest that had so many holes that it looked moth-eaten. To make matters worse, he was put on the walls from where he immediately made for his previous spot on the tower.

They loosed quarrel after quarrel at the diggers and their beasts of burden, but seldom hit anything. Down below, the progress was called, which was going quickly. Time was running fast. It seemed as though the hours were minutes as rock after rock was hauled from the gates.

The gateway was massive, though, and there was much rock to move. Horses screamed and died or tore loose, galloping off before being caught. Corpses were made as well, but the archers behind their siege shields did their part in robbing the defenders of sufficient aim.

It was near evening when further below at the siege camp a group of riders arrived.

“Those have to be scouts.” Garvin said to no one in particular. “The men Cirdrian Belenduir posted.”

“Does that mean the giantess is comin' after all?”

“Perhaps.”

Nevertheless, Garvin's heart fluttered at the thought, which was queer since it was Laura they were talking about. A trumped sounded with quick, short blasts, and at once the siege was abandoned.

“They're forming up down the road way, Sire!” A man shouted down at the king. “But we can't see Laura!”

Suddenly, Garvin knew what was happening. He wrenched away from the crenels and hasted over, leaning over the top there into the yard.

“Your Grace!” He shouted. “It's not Laura that's coming! It is the troops! Niamor!”

How it was possible that they arrived here before her, he did not know. Reo Conchobair sat atop his horse like a wet rag, putting his palm to his forehead. He did not know what to do.

Someone from the other side of the tower confirmed that Ilaen Albenblood's banner had been spotted as his army emerged from behind Ortis' walls.

The road took a western turn here and split, one of its arms running into the village and another going around it. Both roads had bridges over the canal. When Garvin went to look, he saw that Ilaen Albenblood was riding for Iaun Cyll, coming up the longer way around the village.

The Fenwasian army was in his path, however. They were forming up frantically, longbows out front, cavalry half behind and half in the hillside. There were trees on the hill, however, and soon enough the riders that had gone there returned to the others, the brush too thick to charge through. That meant that the battlefield would be a perilously narrow one.

“They look almost of a size.” Garvin noted to the men beside. “Will our man of Albenblood win?”

He held his breath for the answer before a hard-bitten crossbowman crushed his hopes.

“No. Not against them Thistle Knights.”

'Those damned knights.' He thought.

Their charge was the obligatory opening of any battle, and there were preciously few instances were footmen had withstood their charge. The Horasians reputedly had overhauled and standardized their entire military in order to deal with this tactic. Often even a vanguard of heavy horse was enough to crush an army into retreat before the main force even arrived on the battlefield.

“Ya, he has no heavy horse.” Another soldier confirmed. “Our lord of Albenblood is about to get ridden down like grass and all we have is a nice spot from where to watch it.”

“He's got the Moorwatch, though, look!” A younger man pointed out.

What he referred to was a ragged band of men with no standard, well armed and equipped but half on horseback and half not and not marching in anything resembling a formation. There were men with particularly long lances, though, only they were wearing quilts instead of britches and no armour to speak of. Their banner was a bloody tree, as if they fancied themselves a lance of knights.

Garvin chewed his lip, thinking. The Fenwasian force was formed up, parting to let the heavy cavalry to the front, the heavy hammer that would smash the enemy to pieces. Albenblood's force was still marching it seemed. They had not expected to find any sort of resistance here.

Finally, Ilaen bid his army form up as well on the road while he and two others rode forth to parley with Fenwasian, Wallwood and Jasalin. It still seemed like it would be an even battle, but the horses of the Thistle Knights with their deep yellow barding foretold that they were a different breed of foe.

Garvin had never understood how knights, who were very few people compared to the general soldiers, let alone the general population, could win an entire battle with their first move. But it happened, time and time again. There were many songs about it. The simple truth seemed to be that they were so much better armed and armoured, so much better trained and more motivated than the regular man that the latter broke and ran as soon as the horses with their riders in armour crashed into his ranks.

And once a man broke and ran he was lost, mostly. On the other hand, there was a song about a battle in which the Novadi's had won by routing, as well.

'They charged in our line, and turned on their heels, and elated we broke our formation. But the desert men turned, once more to the field, and spelled out our army's damnation,' went the refrain.

Something like this was not like to happen here, though. When Albernians broke, they broke, or at least they did so in all the songs.

The parley of six willed their horses about and galloped back to their armies. Albenblood had archers in front of his infantry centre, peasant conscripts by the looks of them. To their left were mounted archers with little room to manoeuvre, and on his right the absurd men in quilts.

Fenwasian's front was a large mass of horses on the forest side and longbows on the side against walls. Garvin thought that it was a lucky circumstance that they had not thought to man the walls of Ortis. If they had done so, then they might as well have blocked Ilaen from approaching Iaun Cyll altogether, unless he made through the Farindel, which was madness.

“This looks bad.” Reo Conchobair arrived next to Garvin, scowling. “I fear we are about to witness a massacre.”

'Again and again, they charged and they fled, and we knew not the caliph's design. Our King screamed in anguish, stop breaking formation, himself fifteen yards off the line.'

“Is there naught we can do, Your Grace?” Another crossbowman asked.

The king shook his head: “I shall have to weep bitterly over this.”

“There is, though, Your Grace.” Garvin said softly. It had come to him a moment ago, and once it had it seemed rather obvious. “They were almost through, below, were they not?”

The king looked at him with big eyes: “Singer, you...”

His words failed him. Instead, Conchobair grasped Garvin's head and planted a stubbly wet kiss on his brow.

“To the gate, with me!” The king rushed off the tower, his black cloak snapping in his haste.

Garvin remained, perplexed. It was a question of time, he supposed, whether it would work. He turned back towards the road, anxious to see what was transpiring.

Fenwasian bowmen had started to pelt Ilaen's immobile force with arrows, while the beleaguered in turn had raised their shields, if they had any. The riders with the overly long lances withdrew from the fire, a danger should the knights decide to charge. They had no shields, though. The mounted archers of House Albenblood rushed forward to get in range and return fire. Their bows were shorter to allow them to be used on horseback which meant that they could not match the longbow in strength.

Arrows fell to and fro, claiming horses and men amongst the archers, until it seemed that some knight had enough of it. Well armoured or not, there were always gaps, of course, and even barded horses did not appreciate being shot at. Nevertheless, the Fenwasians had the better marksmen and bows, and should have waited, but one man suddenly blew his horn and charged.

It was Corrin of Wallwood, the oaf with the half-closed eyes. Garvin could picture his sigil clearly, a white star over three white firs on a green field. The Garethian standard blew from his lance. That alone was fearsome to behold.

His own men followed immediately and the rest trickled after him, going in a big bulk after another trumpet blow. There were many horses.

They charged headlong down the road, leaving the infantry behind them. Someone must have forgotten to inform them of the charge because they seemed unsure whether or not to follow. The bowmen were confused as well, their next volley awfully thin.

Likely, it would not make much matter, though. There were far too few riders on Lord Ilaen's side to stop their charge.

The mounted archers turned and fled, seeking their gaps in the Albenblood line to vanish. On the other side, the men with the long lances re-emerged, riding straight in front of the Moorwatch as if to shield them with their bodies. That was ill-done, Garvin thought. At least, Ilaen could have sacrificed his peasants rather than these presumably precious troops.

To perplex the poor singer even more, the men dismounted, forming up a line out front.

He could see Ilaen behind them, gesturing frantically. He was injured, Garvin recalled. He would not be able to participate much in the fighting and encourage his men.

On the Fenwasian side only Cirdrian Belenduir seemed to linger behind, slowly turning his head. It was as if his and Garvin's eyes met, even over several hundred metres. He barked some command and raised his lance, leading the no longer useful bowmen through the infantry and back toward the castle.

'He knows. It is too obvious not to see.'

The others apparently had expected a quick victory, as well they might with knights and so many horses against so few, mostly armed peasants and militia.

But the charge halted, all but for Corrin of Wallwood's men. The men with the long lances had been mounted pikes, a thing that seemed to defy all logical sense. Their horses were already half off the battlefield and the Moorwatch had woven in between their ranks to slay anyone who got past their neatly aligned points.

It was an absurd display that Corrin of Wallwood produced when he and his band branded against the pike wall. Men were spit up like roasts. Horses had their throats torn out, or baulked, throwing their riders onto the hedgehog's thorns to die. The smart ones stopped and made to get away, but the mounted archers sat elevated over the footmen and were able to discharge their bows liberally into their backs.

'They do not even need us.' Garvin thought for a jubilant moment, but that was too early and false.

The Thistle Knights dismounted and waved all others to follow them, raising their shields and charging on foot into the fray.

“Albernia! Farindel! Fight and die!” Their battle cries came over on a gust of wind.

Cirdrian Belenduir, Lady Jocya's second bastard son from the village of Ahawar, was still making his way back on the road. He was a dark figure, quiet, queer and had a reputation for cruelty.

The battle next to Ortis' grey stone walls had turned into a blur of colours and flashing steel. Who had the upper hand was impossible to determine, and it turned out a glad tiding that the peasants were not out in front on the side of Ilaen Albenblood.

Undisciplined soldiers broke easily. The trouble was that they had to go somewhere when they did, often destroying all order in the forces behind them and animating others to flee as well.

Strangely, it remained as it was for quite a long while. The pikes were largely gone now but the Moorwatch held its ground. Arthgal Fenwasian could not use his slightly superior numbers, it seemed, due to the narrowness of the battlefield. That was a glad tiding.

“Men at arms.” Garvin hummed softly, watching and trying to keep himself from chewing his lips to shreds.

The battle was a gruesome spectacle. There was no room for manoeuvre left, just men pressing against each other, killing each other with their weapons, with their shields and even with their bare hands.

Eventually, there was shouting at the gate below his tower and the first men broke through while others still made the way wider for the Araner Lancers.

'The Lancers!'

Garvin's heart jumped with joy when he though about what would happen when their horses slammed into the Fenwasian's backs. But there was Cirdrian Belenduir in their way, who at once willed his horse about and galloped for the battlefield, leaving his archers in place. Conchobair's footmen, once they were through the gate, seemed not to make any efforts to involve themselves in the battle, though. One third ran north, eager to get away from Iaun Cyll. The others made for the siege camp instead, populated with hastily fleeing camp followers, barber surgeons, wounded men and the like.

Somewhere in there they had Yvain Belenduir in a tent. He was wounded gravely. If they found him in their plundering fervour, he'd die. His brother, or half brother, no one knew even though both had the elven blood, was galloping for the battlefield instead of him.

Garvin saw Conchobair emerge from the gate, looking about and spitting.

“Form up!” He shouted, ignoring those who fled. “I do not know what gods you follow men, but if you want land and spoils then follow me now! Forward, and may Laura eat the hindmost!”

'Great wealth, they said, and glory you'll find.'

“Rah!”

The shout instilled such relief in Garvin that he had to weep. His vision blurred but when he blinked it back he saw that they were no moment too soon. Ilaen Albenblood's forces were hard-pressed. The entire battle had shifted into where his position had been.

“Lancers, ride down those archers!”

Cirdrian Belenduir was at the battlefield, dismounted with no regard for his horse and vanished in the press. His bowmen up the road loosed a volley at Reo Conchobair's storming riders that fell a staggering half of them. But Sir Aeneas, the huge, dead knight, had taught his men not to fear death. For this, they were infamous.

The bowmen dropped everything and made into the ditches, but not before the gross of them was hit. Garvin saw men loose the ground beneath their feet as they went flying. Others were impaled with broken shafts through their chests and bellies. Most simply fell, or threw themselves, only to be crushed under the hooves of the horses.

Reo Conchobair was on foot, leading his men from the camp that had now started burning. He would finish off any survivors that remained. Meanwhile, the Araner Lancers continued, throwing themselves into the battle from the foes' backside.

How many of them were left? Five and twenty? Fifteen? It was hard to tell. And yet, no sooner had they slammed into the Fenwasian rear did the press begin to dissolve. The outer ones ran first, then the ones behind them, and soon the whole army was routing. Such was the impact of knights. Only these were not knights.

If Reo ever was king in truth he could have made them so, Garvin thought. But that still seemed a long ways off, and the king himself was but a squire, and one who made no good figure on horseback at that.

Anyone foolish enough to flee up the road met Conchobair and was slaughtered. Garvin saw his wife Elia in her dark blue and white surcoat lead a section of Albenblood men into the wooded hill. Her sword ran red already and her battle cry echoed in his head.

He looked down. The gate was wide open. He was alone. This could all be over if he wanted it to. He might be a singer again, like he wanted, singing for normal people in normal wine sinks, boardinghouses and brothels.

He did not know if there were any horses left in the stables, though. And go off the road he could not. The Farindel was infamous for making men vanish from the earth. If Conchobair sent riders after him they would catch him. If he ran into Laura she would crush him or eat him. Brigands or outlaws might get him, or wolves or bears or maybe he would catch a cold on the road and die of fever.

'I didn't use to be so fretful.' He thought. 'What happened to me?'

If he went, perhaps he might have a chance to become himself again. He could go and get Cathal, and they could be bards together, making more songs and perhaps even earn a bit of coin with 'Man at Arms'.

But he couldn't run. He didn't have the stomach for it. Also, he could not abandon his wife. He loved her. If he ran now, he knew that he would never see his children again, even though they were in the care of a great lord now.

The gates were closed after all, he finally understood, even though they seemed to be so wide open.

-

“I think your secret admirer is not going to show.” Léon remarked with a smirk.

He wore nondescript garb for occasion, black britches, a white shirt with slashed sleeves, a black vest with silver buttons and a new rapier with gilded hand guards, nothing to give away too much of his affiliation with the armed forces of Horasia.

Also, of course, he had to wear gloves.

Dari was in plain brown servants' dress, which seemed the appropriate way for her to look if she wanted to be around without drawing too much attention. She also wore a washerwoman's cap, bound under her chin with strings, to divert attention from her shortened hair. Women commonly only wore their hair short when they were afflicted with lice or root worms, which was a stigma, whereas Dari wore it that way for practical purposes.

“I told you, you were stupid to come here.” She admonished Léon. “Besides, I do not think it is quite noon yet. What did the message say again?”

There were any number of better things they should have been doing instead of waiting here on this trifling matter, but whilst Janna had still not returned to the town they were dangerously stalled. Meanwhile, an army of ogres could be upon them any day now, but Dari had not been successful in her efforts of convincing Léon to leave. The Bloody Diffar, an invisible death, yet no less harrowing, was spreading in the city like Hylailer Fire as well, after an apparently mad Boron priest had proclaimed in the market square that anyone who ate and swallowed a fistful of dung would be warded against the disease for a fortnight.

Doing so had earned the priest the dungeons, but the damage had already been done. One after the other, people were falling sick. If the disease made it inside the castle and affected Master Furio, her efforts of saving him would surely have been for nought. The same was true if she herself got afflicted and died, of course.

Léon crammed in his vest for the parchment before pulling it out with a gloved hand and reading loudly: “Wretch! She is such a pretty girl and you are doing her much dishonour! If you care about honour, at all, come to the alley behind the Peace Cellar tomorrow at high noon when and where I shall teach you the true meaning of that word! If you refuse because you are a coward I will let it be known to everyone in Joborn and beyond! Bring her with you, if you would, so she can watch you die.”

The parchment had been shoved under their door in the night, likely while they had been fucking. There was no signature, because duels were forbidden in the Horasian military. That was also the reason for the locale, a small, dirty dead end, right behind the meanest establishment in Joborn full of whores, sots, gamblers and the like.

“I hate this town.” She tried her luck again. “Can't we just run away from here, maybe go look what happened to the capital?”

Sir Ruckus, upon hearing of the Albernian attack, had gathered hounds and bowmen and left to go deer hunting. He clearly had no love for his king. There were some Nostrian forces stationed at Salza with a certain Lord Ingvalion Salzarell, but Léon said that one was a schemer and would be more likely to work against the crown prince who was still somewhere in Nostria's vast woods, hunting Thorwalsh raiders, rather than to be helpful.

It was entirely an open question as to who would rebuild the city of Nostria, if that was ever to occur.

It was nought to Dari, of course, but being anywhere but here would be preferable.

“This is a bloody amateur.” Léon ignored her and gave the letter a dismissive slap with the back of his hand. “He even misspelled honour. I'll wager he has no idea what he is getting himself into.”

He was spoiling for a fight, drilling all morning to refresh his skills. Dari judged him quick yet rusty, and fighting a tad too prettily for her taste. That was show, though. Beneath his shirt he had donned a triangular metal plate that was held by leather straps over his heart, a minimum and easy-to-conceal mode of armour, which was not allowed in a duel of third blood so long as the other party did not wear armour as well.

And even while he was spoiling for it Dari could also sense that he was anxious. He strut around the alley like a peacock, had arrived way ahead of time to measure the ground he'd fight on, and had just already dismissed his opponent even though the bells of the Temple of Holy Dorlen were yet to ring for noon.

“Maybe we are at the wrong Peace Cellar?” She asked him, trying to lure him away.

She did not like the idea of a potential other lover dying. Léon was not half-bad between the sheets but if truth be told she yearned for someone stronger.

He looked at her and laughed: “Are you deaf or blind? Peace Cellar it says here, black on white.”

“Yes.” She allowed. “But there's the other Rahya temple as well, no?”

Joborn had two Rahya temples, Holy Dorlen, where the Light of Love, a holy relic and interest of many pilgrims in peace time was on display, and the other, also called Peace Cellar, where the light had formerly resided, bearing the same name as the unsavoury tavern.

“This very one.” Léon gestured at the wall. “You thought they were two different places with the same name?”

“Oh.”

Dari had never been much for visiting temples other than perhaps for stealing offerings. Recently, though, after her dream, she had visited a temple or shrine for every god Joborn had to offer to make sacrifice and light a candle. Well, all, except for the shrine of Kor, the half god patron saint of sellswords. For Rahya, she had gone to Holy Dorlen because it was more prominent and easier to find. Her bells were ringing now.

Léon drew his rapier and made a sudden lunge, slashing at the air three times in quick succession before ending with a mortal stab. Then he sheathed it again, visibly pleased with his performance.

Dari rolled her eyes, then froze when an all too familiar voice spoke from the entrance of the alley.

“The swing into the over-hand down cut takes too long. You open yourself to be opened unless you bring the hand guard forth to parry with it in the same instant.”

It was Sly.

He had donned Sir Ruckus' colours over padded gambeson, his face half hidden beneath a broad-rimmed kettle helm. He also carried a longbow and a quiver of arrows.

“You?!” Léon said aghast. “How did you get in here?”

Sly shrugged: “Much as most, I suppose. The gates are wide open and the peasants are in the fields, even while there are huge footprints and corpses in a few of them, or so I heard.”

'Does he mean to use that bow?' Dari wondered.

Seeing him hurt her more than she could previously have fathomed, and there was such a profound sadness on his face as he looked at them.

“Not like you can fault us for that, is it.” Léon retorted with a sneer. “What do you want? I have business here.”

'You fool.' Dari thought.

Overlooking the obvious was not like him. He really was anxious.

Sly sighed: “I wanted to see if what I heard was true. Sad to say it is. I really hoped you would stay with us.”

It was directed at Dari and she had to reply with something sensible. The truth, which was that her flight had simply happened in a moment of chaos, would not do.

“I really misliked that you wanted to kill off Thorsten.” She finally said. “He did not deserve that. So I ran.”

He looked wounded: “What? No. I knew he would conspire with Signor Hatchet here. In fact, I made it so that they would. I wasn't smart enough to use them to get you here, however. That was clever, indeed. I mean, why did you not kill that wretched wizard?”

Dari pressed her eyes together in awkward shame, knowing how adrift of mind she must sound.

“I had a dream.” She said. “The gods spoke to me. He is given another chance.”

He did not believe her, she could see it in his eyes. A look over to Léon showed complete and utter bewilderment.

“I had my reasons.” She reiterated what she said in the first place.

But that was already as much as she could answer. With Léon here, it was impossible to say that if Furio Montane proved evil she would immediately kill him. Of course, if Laura and Janna ended up fighting against Varg and Sly and were prevented from doing evil, somehow, by Master Furio then that was good – only not for Sly.

'If only we could kill them all.' She thought. 'All the monsters that are so much larger and more powerful than us.'

“Did you write that message yourself?” She asked in order to change the subject.

He shook his head: “You know I can't. The whores in the Peace Cellar can, though. Uh, some of them anyway. And the whores hear lots of stories. Seems like you have some trouble. Seems Nostria has some trouble as well.”

'Seems like Nostria is ripe for the taking.'

“Where is the Ogre Queen and her army?” Léon sensed the danger in Sly's words, the danger to his and Dari's person.

“Over these walls in a heartbeat should I not rejoin with her at midnight.” The trusty, old Brigand replied.

He had been Dari's friend, but she felt like she was only really certain of that now that he wasn't any longer.

He went on: “I see you are leaving. That is good. How much more time do you need?”

Léon narrowed his eyes and seemed to weigh his words carefully.

“Do you mean to take Joborn?” He asked. “Are we negotiating the town's surrender?”

“The kingdom's.” Sly corrected him. “But not to fear. Varg will give you ample time to withdraw your troops. No Horasian shall come to harm.”

Their tone was grim, Dari noted, even Sly's whereas before he had always spoken gentle and maintained a style of amiable vagueness.

Léon grimaced and studied the ground between them for a moment before he looked up again: “You can have it. But there is a fly swimming in your soup, a rather large one.”

Dari had no idea what he could mean and neither apparently did Sly.

“Janna the Giantess has gone missing in these parts.” He continued. “Like as not she is stomping around these woods somewhere. We have sent men on her trail, but until she is back and knows that she is needed elsewhere I dare say you would be wise to wait with your invasion.”

That took the brigand by surprise and it was not welcome news either. Likely it meant that he would have to organise provisions being brought up from Andergast while Varg had to somehow keep her army in order with no humans to send them against. It would also mean that if Gareth invaded Andergast, they were in a terrible position.

“I thought she was rather stomping through Albernia with the other?” He finally replied sullenly. “Urgh, this complicates things. However, we do still have the hostages. We found the men you sent to free them, if you care to know. Their ends were, shall we say, special. I hope you will not undertake any such foolishness again or Varg will have no choice but to see it as an act of aggression. Our coming war with Gareth demands her full attention, to be sure, but she is not one to forget anyone that's wronged her.”

Toward the end, he looked at Dari who understood that this was a test of how much of his plans she had divulged to Léon.

Léon proved that it hadn't been all that much: “And you think you can win that war?”

Sly shrugged again: “Gareth is in turmoil, much as Horas is. Praios fanatics are all about, busy burning wizards or those who helped them, or those they think helped them. There are ogres in the haunted lands now and only the Nameless knows who leads them, how they got there or how a pact was made betwixt them and the black wizards. Varg is not that greedy, though. She prefers living in peace much over dying in war.”

That last part was a blatant lie if Dari was any judge, but, as ever, Sly seemed entirely sincere. Varg certainly was not keen on dying, but she was very much a greedy monster intend on accumulating as much land and power in her grasp as she could. The question was how much she would eventually be able to hold on to, but then again, according to what Sly had confided in Dari, this talk of war with Gareth was only meant to lull the Horasians into a false sense of ease.

Dari's trouble was that the truths she had withheld were starting to catch up with her, making it impossible to be entirely truthful with anyone and always having to tread carefully, even with those she would otherwise consider on her side.

'I am too deep into this.' She thought. 'I ought to run far away and never look back.'

But then, she sensed, all this would somehow catch up with her too.

“It is rather terrible that all of this is happening with winter upon us.” Léon said after a pause that smacked heavily of concession. “If only the demons that drive us could have waited till spring.”

Both their breaths were frosting in the air as their spoke. Dari's was not.

Sly nodded, even though he did not look nearly as troubled by this. Perhaps he did not expect the ogres to fare as bad in winter as human soldiers would. And perhaps he was right.

“I only came to tell you this.” He said. “Better make haste with your withdrawal. What did you do with Thorsten?”

“He's going home.” Dari replied. “He was speaking of rebuilding.”

Sly chortled at that: “Heh, I wish him joy in his endeavours. He will need the Gjalskers from the far north to succeed, though, and Fjarningers out of the Greater Olochtai. Hm, how long, you reckon, till he can build ships again?”

Léon's voice was cool: “By times his beard grows white, or so I am praying.”

“Ah, so you would.” Sly gave him a mocking glance. “Varg will take the lands of Kendrar which are very fertile but you have my word that she will not trouble him otherwise unless he gives her cause.”

Once again, Dari was not certain of Sly's truthfulness, accomplished liar that she knew he was. She wanted to believe it, though. If anything, Thorsten deserved a try to remake his people.

Léon seemed to agree: “He deserves as much.”

Thorsten had not really done a whole lot, other than apparently saving Léon. Nevertheless, the large, stupid oaf was so amiable that it was neigh impossible not to wish him well. Dari felt rather he was the only person she knew that was true of their convictions, which was much to say about mankind, if only the company she was in.

'Maybe I should be with him.' She thought.

Maybe things were more simple, up north. Maybe up north would be the best place to be in the near future.

'I should never have come here.'

Sly looked briefly at both of them individually: “Very well then, I will be on my way. Best of luck to you both.”

And with that he turned and strut around the corner, leaving Dari behind with a knot in her belly that hurt. Léon made haste to leave at once.

“We had best make our preparations in any case.” He said. “I would not trust this man with a single crosser.”

“We will be more vulnerable on the road.” Dari pointed out after hastening after him. “I think we only stand a chance if we stay here.”

“Aye.” He replied darkly. “Siege preparations are what I meant. We can't leave unless...Praios save us, where is Janna when you have need of her.”

At the castle they found that a war council was already in progress, which was strange and unsettling. Léon had been called for by General Scalia.

“Signor Hatchet.” The tall, old man greeted him curtly when he and Dari entered Sir Ruckus' solar. “How could this happen? Why is this happening?”

Léon froze where he stood, inclining his head: “Why is what happening, my Lord General?”

“The Albernians are marching on us.” The general replied. “They must have doubled back and around the capital. Outriders in search for Janna stumbled upon them, to our luck.”

He tossed at an icy glance at the officers surrounding him and a few of them visibly shrunk under his gaze.

Léon's hand went to the goat-like patch of beard at his chin, stroking it intently: “They are coming here?”

The top most map on the table was an outline of Joborn as well as the most prominent geographical features of its surroundings. Apparently, an ambush was being considered to pinch the approaching force between two fronts. Why with at least one giantess laying waste to his kingdom King Finnian would endeavour to undertake this risk was unfathomable to Dari.

“They are almost upon us.” Scalia confirmed. “We believe it best to sally forth from Joborn and meet them in the field, with forces crushing them from their rear and cutting off their escape. What say you?”

“Uh, a sturdy plan, my Lord General.” The other frowned. “Only, we cannot leave this town or take our eyes off the border, not for one moment. Varg the Impaler is waiting to crush us all.”

A murmur went up around the general from the officers in attendance, reminding Dari of a rather frightened swarm of bees.

Léon went on: “I have just spoken with an envoy. He assures me that we shall have free passage home if we abandon the town, but I rather think he just means to lure us out into the open, where we will perish. We must stay behind these walls and repel both threats at the same time.”

Major Emilio tugged at the absurdity of his moustache: “But, I hope you don't mind me saying so, Signor, if we draw all our strength behind these walls, the border is open, allowing the ogres to trap us here and starve us out. If we keep at defending the border the Albernians will take outpost for outpost, killing us divided while they are concentrated. If we leave now and beat the Albernians in the field, well, what you say would suggest the ogres might fall upon us and crush us on the march.”

Toward the end, there was a quaver in his voice that left no doubt of the fact that he had just realized a horrible fact while speaking.

A short officer with commonly features spoke it out loud: “We are bloody trapped. And there's a ravaging demon inside our cage, too.”

It was the Bloody Diffar he meant. It seemed that whatever they did they were doomed.

“I judged you all more capable at war than playing with children's toys on maps.” Scalia's gruff yet calm voice cut through the despair, hinting at the wooden figurines that they had used to draw up their battle plan. “It would appear, I was mistaken. Have you forgotten that you are Horasians? Fighting against the odds should elate you, for they are the only worthy enemy there is.”

He let it hang there, looking from face to face. Dari found it rather peculiar. The Horasian military had a fearsome reputation indeed – for the fact that it was so modern in its artillery and tactics. Horasians themselves, however, were not seen as warriors, at all, not in Gareth anyways.

“Yes.” Emilio nodded at once. “We are Horasians! We will fight the odds and win!”

Scalia shot him a glance that would have turned water to ice just as quickly as Emilio's fraud encouragement faltered.

“Our troops are less effective behind these walls.” The general turned around to the table and the map. “Break down the tents and artillery. Joborn is for the Joborners to defend. We will take to the field.”

He began to pull all the wooden figurines together to create one large army next to the town, one, after one, after one. He meant to march in battle formation, only it was not clear where to.

There were only a few straggling outposts to the north, Dari saw, and a few too many more to the south. They would have to make haste in abandoning their positions now. It stood to hope that any attack was not to occur during that time.

“The Joborners are notoriously uncaring as to who rules them.” Léon threw in. “And so is its lord. I think it doubtful that they will mount any meaningful resistance.”

Scalia turned back to him slowly, his green eyes shining as if they frosting, somehow, with gold: “You think the Joborners do not care whether they are ruled by monsters or men?”

“We know the Ogre Queen marries her beasts to landowners to give them legitimacy.” Léon replied. “I think Ruckus and the people of Joborn would much prefer this over seeing themselves slain.”

There was a brief pause during which Dari wondered what Joborn would be like under ogre rule. Probably very different. As the most central town in a soon united Andergast and Nostria, a Kingdom of Nostergast so to speak, it would stop being a border fortress and start becoming an important transit town of trade and pilgrimage. Perhaps it would even become the capital of the newly-forged kingdom because it lay so very much in the middle of it all. It had reasonably good defences too and was the one place where people did not resent the other people across the border because they were made up of both and understood that both were just too sides of the same coin.

In light of this, Joborn might turn out to become an exciting place to be, even, with lots of exchange, lots of things happening and lots of money to be made.

The general nodded: “Burn it down then. Let no one leave alive.”

It was just one sentence, spoken without the hint of wroth. But it meant the death of thousands. Dari's vision for the boring, little town popped like a soap bubble.

It was betrayal of the most wanton kind, and only feasible because Nostria was done for. Its king was dead, its capital and two major harbours destroyed. The fields were harvested or burnt and the villages had been sacked and destroyed by bands of raging Thorwallers that were still hiding in its woods. Joborn was the last place where things were relatively in order, notwithstanding the recent outbreak of disease.

Discussions of detail erupted immediately between the officers down the line. It all went rather quick now and nobody questioned the obscene plan General Scalia had laid out.

“Send word to Travian di Faffarallo. He will march north now and collect all other outposts on the way or the Bloody Brotherhood can find itself a bloody new employer.”

“Pikes should close off the gates and the harbour. Let the light infantry do the butchers' work, as ever.”

“Don't forget the crossbows. We had best put them on the walls.”

“No, no, no, we should have the Bloody Brotherhood put the town to the sword. Execute a few of their sergeants and we wash our hands of it, and the Bloody Diffar.”

“I just hope to get it done ere Ruckus returns. He will throw a bloody fit. You just know he will.”

“On the block with that one, I say.” 

Furio Montane had to be taken care of and the task fell to Léon and thereby Dari. They were to make sure he survived and they left immediately afterwards to make accommodations. Léon sought out a cartwright to transform a heavy-duty carriage into a small wheelhouse. The friendly, hard-haggling man would be dead as soon as Scalia's plan unfolded. Dari could not stand to look at him for long.

Janna and Laura would have crushed the town quickly under their feet and ate some inhabitants if they felt hungry, not to mention what they might have done if they so happened to be on one of their wanton fits. They were not here, and yet everyone of the people Dari saw on the streets going about their daily business would be slaughtered. It seemed gargantuan monsters were not needed to commit wanton evils after all, nor did overcoming them mean that evil be eradicated from the world. Perhaps balance was a good thing, after all.

Before her inner eye Dari could see Xardas looking at her sadly. She could hear Janna and Laura laughing at her as well.

Her feet led her back to the castle where a few armed men were frantically looking for someone, overturning barrels and carts and throwing hay from the stables out into the yard.

“Haven't you heard?!” A crossbowman gaped at her when she asked what it was that they were searching. “That Boron Priest which made everyone eat shit 's gone missing. Bloody jailer hanged himself in his cell. Can you believe it? You wanna know what Captain Terren said?” He started whispering behind his hand. “Captain Terren said, he bets five silvers this wasn't no bloody Boron priest at all, but a warlock or witcher or some such whatever them black wizards is called. Ask me, I don't wanna find 'em. I know he's not in this here hay stack, but Captain Terren don't know that, heh heh, and don't you go tell him now.”

Then he grinned at her and turned back to his hay.

Dari stopped for a moment, then ran for Master Furio's room.

The grizzled, broken wizard was still there, much to her relief, but when she burst in she almost killed him by accident, choking on the broth he was sipping.

“What...” he coughed and wreathed, “what is it you want?”

Tiny bits of brown mutton flaked his thin, greying beard, making him look like a dodderer. The rings beneath his eyes were still there and his cheeks were hollow, but a hint of colour seemed to have returned to his face.

“The black wizard,” she said, staring him down, “did he speak to you?”

“Uh, b-b-black, uh, black wizard, you say?”

His shifting eyes gave the lie away too easily. She took a seat by his bed.

'Is he really making common cause with an evil worshipper?' She thought. 'That would doom him in the eyes of the gods for certain.'

“What did he want of you?”

'Please tell me you did not share with him your spell.'

She had next to no information who the black wizard was, only that he had had a young face and grey hair, making it hard to determine his age. Reputedly, he had also been quite queer, even mad, everyone agreed.

“Mh, mh, hm,” the wizard's lips were shaking, “he asked after Master Hypperio.”

That was strange. Hypperio was a member of the White Guild, the die-hard enemies of black wizards. The man himself also struck Dari as one who would not risk his career on any questionable acquaintance.

Master Furio surrendered his charade and explained: “He said he got himself into the dungeons intentionally, hoping that Hypperio would be the one to put him to the question. I said that he ought to be lucky my colleague was not here, because the last man he questioned died under the procedure, and quite excruciatingly so.”

He handed the bowl of soup to Dari to put it away.

“The stranger in black robes then asked me whether that man's name had been Jindrich Welzelin. I was so surprised that he knew, I must say, I rather forgot how to lie, in that moment.”

“Jindrich Welzelin.” Dari echoed. “The court wizard from Andergast. I know...knew him. He went missing after a certain battle, a battle in which...”

“...in which magic itself was among the casualties.”

Furio Montane looked at her with a certain degree of understanding in his eyes, although Dari knew he could not imagine the things that had happened on that hill.

“He must have had some certain knowledge of something, something he might have revealed to Master Hypperio during the torture.” She said, thinking out loud. “Did the black wizard say anything to that effect?”

Master Furio pursed his lips and studied her for a moment.

Then he said: “I think it possible that Hypperio wanted to tell me, only he must have judged me untrustworthy. We were never the best of friends and I mistrusted him, and still do.”

“What is it, Master Furio?” Dari insisted, aware that this fell precisely into the field of her new profession as a confidant of Leonidas Hatchet and his spies. “Did he want your spell?”

“Hypperio, or the stranger?” The wizard sighed. “Who wouldn't want my spell. Why, everyone but  me, of course. It is a curse. Worse yet, it is my curse, but I know I must keep it that way. I dreamed of you, don't you know, before I even saw you.”

That robbed the spittle from Dari's mouth but there was a more pressing concern now: “What did the black wizard want from you?”

“I have told you.” His eyes shifted towards where his feet were beneath the blanket. “It was Hypperio he wanted, not me. He never so much as laid a hand on me. I told him Hypperio was chasing after Janna. He thinks Hypperio's knowledge might help him restore magic back to life.”

Dari sucked in her breath and bit her lip. Léon needed to hear this. He would no doubt hold it in Horas' interest that the black wizard succeeded, if such a thing was possible at all. Dari did not know, however, if it was in hers, too. She did not really know what she wanted. If truth be told, what Scalia and his lot meant to do to Joborn made her almost want to run back to Sly.

“Did he say anything else?”

The wizard scratched his chin: “A handful of things. He said the inquisition was burning people at a rate last seen under the Priest Emperors. He says the world was falling apart.”

“Did he offer a name for himself?”

Furio chuckled darkly: “I asked him that, too. He only said, if I was dead, but came back here from an earlier point in time, did I ever die? Make of that what you will.”

“Well, he might be some dead wizard?” She offered in an effort of being friendly, but he did not entertain her pondering.

She took a look at his wound beneath the blanket. The stitches held and things seemed to be healing normally. It would be a while, though, before he was back at full strength and out of danger.

“Drink your broth.” She handed him the bowl. “We will be travelling.”

He looked surprised: “Where?”

She pressed the bowl onto him emphatically, wondering how much of the recent events he had heard. It had been a veritable thunderstorm of new developments since she had come here, and Master Furio had been asleep for most of it. Part of her envied him for that.

“The Old Eagle wants to fly home.” She finally explained. “But as soon as we leave our nest here, there is an army of ogres across the river that can barely wait to pull off our hides and crush us into nice, flat cakes. Between us and the capital there is an army Albernians, as well. They did not appreciate that we sent Janna and Laura over to renegotiate the allegiance of Havena, and likely even less that it went so awry.”

“Hmm.” He took the bowl and drank, then licked his lips. “Scalia knows how to get us out of here, I trust? What of the townsfolk, though? We must save them. Have they been warned, at least?”

Dari knew that the look she gave him was a sad one. This man was not so bad, if he wasn't false. It was just that the world was bad. The gods ought to go bugger themselves.

“Drink your broth.” She replied quickly, rising while fighting tears welling up in her eyes. 

It burned abominably.

Before having to endure any response she turned and went straight out of the door in search for a lonely corner where she could cry.

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In species with lots of sexual dimorphism, physiological differences between males and females, female sexual preferences were usually the driving factor for this evolutionary development. In such species, for instance, in which the males were significantly larger and stronger than the females, females usually selected for strength, size and aggression. In species without sexual dimorphism, females sought males who were exactly like them, equipped with the best possible nurturing qualities.

So far, so good, the lecture went, only ogres had the reverse sexual dimorphism, with the males being significantly smaller and less aggressive than the females. That was truly fascinating.

There were species of fish and insects in which this was the case too, but one was generally unaware of any mammals to that effect - other than perhaps small, scrawny men who fetishized tall, strong or fat women, but they were not really the subject of any biological research, far as anyone knew.

The only explanation one could come up with for why ogres had evolved in this fashion, was that ogres and ogresses did not live together and practised very different lifestyles. Indeed, Ogresses were perhaps even not physically interested in male ogres at all. They were just greedy. Ogresses were a tad more risk-averse, while at the same time being cruel and murderous, and extremely destructive. Male ogres on the other hand were mostly common thieves and robbers, or even makers in some isolated incidents, accumulating all kinds of things the females wanted so that there could be a trade for sexual intercourse.

That was weird, but not entirely different to humans. Human women did not abhor men per se. They just found the vast majority of them physically unattractive. Other than mental qualities such as wit, which was mostly expressed through humour, wisdom, maturity and so on, human females were perfectly able to settle for exactly the same kind of trade off: a nice house, jewellery, a nice car, fancy food, the children well educated and provided for and so on. Whether social status was the point behind all this or just pure materialism remained on open question to this day.

For ogresses, though, it was certainly the latter. They received and they consumed, and they wanted new things, and best if there were lots of them. From this, Janna concluded in her head that ogresses most likely could not feel love for any male ogre ever, although, as Gun and Oga showed, they were absolutely capable of expressing love in general. This made sense because any species that could not feel love would not be likely to nurture their young.

“And then they'd go extinct.” The professorial-looking woman concluded, drawing a quick line under the list of bullet points on her blackboard.

Janna was in a lecture hall, front row, taking it all in. Other students were there too, some of whom she knew, others she had never seen before and still others who were something other than human.

She saw a white goat standing and walking upright on two legs as the lecture was over. It bickered over something a boy told her, a boy who turned out to be Steve. Tall and athletic he stood there, a bright, stupid smile on his face.

He said something to a gorilla wearing a blue and white football jacked with the emblem of Nostria on his chest. It was absurd.

“That was so racist.” Gundmalm complained in Janna’s lap.

She hadn’t known the ogress had been there. Ogarag was there as well, nodding fiercely.

The ogresses were still the size of Barbie dolls, even though Janna was just as large as any of the manifold people all around. Had she been her real size she would have flattened at least twenty of them under her rump.

“Not if it’s true, right?” She tried, feeling compelled to shrug.

She was still looking at Steve and did not have eyes for anything else. He was still talking to the Gorilla, jesting with him over something. If only he would see her.

Somewhere in her head she was dimly aware that none of this was real. She was on Saturn Seven, in the kingdom of Nostria, ill, feverish and cold in the woods. Whether she was dreaming or hallucinating she did not know. She had done both a lot over the last two days and had not eaten since ingesting the fateful Thorwallers who had gotten her into this mess.

It was her stupidity.

Gun and Oga had turned them up and they had thrown away their weapons, spread their arms and offered themselves for her food. She should have been suspicious enough to know that the gift was poisoned. She should have crushed them, but food was growing scarce in the Nostrian woods.

There was a large screen in the lecture hall, atop the blackboard, and just now it started to show old, black and white footage of World War Two. The perspective switched between shots taken on the ground, running soldiers, explosions and tanks to the aerial view from an American bomber, gently thundering through the clouds above the ruins of some German town.

Then, she saw herself, like something out of a shitty Godzilla remake, naked and roaring on the ground as bombs were pummelling the landscape all around her. Suddenly, there was a flash and a mushroom cloud that developed far too quickly, and when the dust settled, she could see her own carcass half blown to charred smithereens on the ruined ground.

That was an uncomfortable truth, to be sure. If help would come, and if it was military which was not unlikely, then they might as well end Janna’s life with a torpedo, seeing the way in which she behaved.

“I’m only trying to stay alive!” She shouted unintentionally as an unbearable panic gripped her.

Steve looked over to her, perplexed: “Then why are you dying?”

Heat crept up Janna’s neck and she lowered her gaze, finding Gundmalm and Ogarag looking up at her.

Gun bit her lip and looked sorrowful, but Ogarag frowned and repeated the sentence.

“Then why are you dying?”

‘Dying, dying, dying,’ the horrible word echoed in her head.

It had been Hjalmar Boyfucker, that dreadful, barbarous monster of a man who did this to her. She should have known it was him as well. He had to be gay, she figured, and also some sort of serial rapist, as well as a devout servant of the late Hetman of Hetmen. His beard was dyed like a rainbow, giving him a look somewhere between an absurd piece of candy and something out of a Love Parade gone awry.

He was also a crossdresser, wearing women’s skirts vastly too small for his frame, and he had cut off the bottom so that it covered barely more than his belly and his groin. From the last of his men she had eaten she had learned that he did not have a groin any longer, though. That was the problem.

“It’s a black, maggot-eaten hole, ha, ha, ha!” The ragingly mad warrior had spat. “He got it from some boy, somewhere, and then he gave it to all of us! Look at my arse if you don’t believe me, aha, ha, ha!”

She had done so, finding his cheeks in states of grey, blue or black and his bunghole enlarged, prolapsing and festering. It was obviously some sort of disease, and Hjalmar and his men had sacrificed themselves to get back at her as punishment for what she had done to Thorwal. She’d thrown the warrior away in disgust and proceeded to jam a finger down her throat until she was positive all of them were out of her.

But she was huge, she had thought, surely disease couldn’t touch her, as tiny as those germs and bacteria were. She had no idea, though, if the whole make of her body had changed with her growing, whether her white blood cells were huge now or if she just had way, way more of them. The way the disease presented itself it looked like some flesh-eating bacteria were causing it, which would be bad news because she knew next to nothing about how to treat it.

Soon after eating Hjalmar and his men she had come down with a wrenching pain in her gut that had made it impossible to move on. Now she was cold, feverish and did not even have her blanket with her, having left it at Joborn.

It was cold in the lecture hall too. Hoarfrost began creeping onto the screen from the edges while in the middle Janna’s dead, naked carcass was continued to be bombed.

“I have to wake up.” She said. “The fire must have gone out. I told you, you had to keep the fire going!”

Gundmalm winced in her lap: “We went away to find food. We smelled humans and horses and even hounds! Ogarag wanted to run away and leave you but I said we could not do that. I love you, Janna. Don’t die, please?”

A sob bubbled from Janna’s lips: “I don’t want to die!”

“Die, heh, heh!” Steve suddenly stood in front of her, poking her in the nose. “That’s what you get when you behave that way, don’t you know.”

“I am so sorry.” Janna tried her luck, but he just kept poking her and she could not even lift a hand to stop him so weak was she.

She wasn’t really sorry, though. It was the circumstances, she told herself not for the first time. That was how her mind rationalized it, still. She simply could not change the fact that she felt no remorse in her heart; none whatsoever.

“Is she dead?” Ogarag asked somewhere.

All was dark but she was still being poked in the nose.

“No, she is still mumbling. Maybe her eyes froze shut?”

She was awake now, she understood, and so she opened her eyelids.

Her world was pain. Pain was her world. She thought her gut was worst, all cramped up and feeling bitter, somehow, a testament to the horrors that were going on inside it. That wasn’t true, though. Her arms and legs were worse now, even if her gut was better than last she remembered being awake.

“We found food!” Gundmalm cheered and the poking in Janna’s nose stopped.

Her eyes did not adjust immediately. It was all somewhat white. Hoarfrost, she knew. It was getting cold quickly and at the worst possible moment too.

“I don’t know if I can eat.” She moaned, even though she was famished.

Her lungs hurt too. It was so cold. She would not have felt this way if she hadn’t been sick, she was certain, but the way it was it all came together. Her head felt split in the middle and her throat burned.

‘Food poisoning.’ She remembered her diagnosis from earlier.

But there was something else, too.

Gundmalm and Ogarag had blood on their hands and with them stood a group of seven bloodied men. There were fresh dead horses as well and things that looked like crushed dogs.

“I need warmth.” She said, pushing herself up on hands that barely had any feel left in them.

“Ah!” Lissandra’s sweet little voice made by the fire, a huge pile of smoking ash and some ambers and she was throwing sticks on there so small that Janna could barely see them.

She had burned all the trees in her reach already. It was quite remarkable how much she consumed even when she did not eat anything.

“Ow.” She winced when her gut made queer, gurgling noises again.

“I will get some.” Gundmalm promised. “You just eat these humans so that you can be strong again. We need you strong.”

Gun, Liss and Oga were wrapped in furs and raw hides. The seven men wore riding attire and some light armour. They were Horasian men.

“No!” One of them shouted at her. “Don’t do that! The Magister said you’d come with us to Joborn! The red wizard has woken up! You must go to into the empire! Turmoil there is! We need you there! He said to tell you and you’d come!”

“Silence, you worm!” Ogarag spat stomping the ground in the puny man’s direction.

It took a long moment ere the words had registered in Janna’s head.

“The red wizard?” She asked. “Furio? Do you mean master Furio has woken up?”

A wave of pain went through her, penance for the moment of euphoria she had felt.

“Aye!” The man replied, hat in hand. “The Magister…Master Hypperio, he…he said you would be coming. He said none of ogres, though. Are you hurt?”

“It’s a long story.” Janna said, chewing her tongue.

If only it hadn’t been so bloody cold. To warm up from the outside, the fire needed to be big, meaning she would have to burn trees. Setting a whole stem of fresh would on fire like this was hard, even impossible for the tiny humans, even for her ogresses. But for her, once she had something started and needed only to blow on it, it was relatively easy.

To warm from the inside, her body needed material to burn too, however, and there was nothing other than these seven men and the carcasses.

‘This is what you get.’ Steve had said in her head.

Nonsense, Janna made herself believe. There were no gods, no such thing as karma. There were only the brutal forces of Darwin. Dog eat dog, eat or die, the big fish eat the little fish.

“I’d never eat you.” She said. “Hardly any meat on you anyway.”

The last part was true, unfortunately. Seven men were a drop of water on a hot stone, famished as she was. But it was better than nothing.

“Climb on my hand if you would.” She laid in out for them. “We’re going now.”

“Really?!” Liss was jumping with joy by the fire. “Oh, Janna, how wonderful!”

The soldiers looked at the palm of her hand warily.

“Uh, beggin’ your pardon,” the speaker started, “I think I and the men will walk.”

“Wait.” Janna remembered something that had almost escaped her in her state. “You said Hypperio sent you? Why is he not with you? Was he slain?”

She shouldn’t talk so much, she realized. It hurt.

“Aye, uh, no.” The soldier replied, confused. “We were hunting for you, following your trail. But before we found you a strange man found us. He had black robes on and carried an hourglass. Ridden his horse half to death, he had, and it was stolen too, one of Ruckus’. Thought a Boron priest, he was, but that weren’t so. The Magister said we was to detain him, ‘n so we did, only as they came talking their wizard talk, all queer-like, the Magister suddenly said he was going to ride with the man and we were to continue on without him, n’ so we did.”

“Where did he go?”

“Uh, south-like.” The soldier frowned. “Can’t tell if he was afraid of you or something else. The man in the black robes, I think he was a black wizard, only why the Magister wouldn’t have him burned on the spot I can’t speak to. Faries and Farindel, the words were said, a gate and some strange forest in Albernia. That’s all I know.”

The Farindel Forest was in Albernia, Janna remembered. Maybe that was what he meant. The whole thing sounded strange, but if she was any judge, Hypperio would have welcomed any excuse so as not to talk to her. He was a very scared man in her presence, but then again, most men were.

In any case, she was in no fit state to investigate such things now. Neither would she be able to make it to Joborn.

“I need to get warm again.” She said. “Please step onto my hand so I can get going. I will not leave you out here without your horses. Did my friends leave you your weapons, at least?”

It was important not to swallow anything sharp, just now, she figured. She had to avoid any irritation to stomach or she might retch.

The man shook his head: “They did not, and they killed three of us, too.”

“We will go back and bury them.” Janna promised. “Just, please, step on.”

Hesitantly, and likely under suspicion that Janna would crush them like bugs if they didn’t do as she said, they made their way onto her palm. From there then, she put them directly into her mouth, chewing carefully until they all were a thin, sticky mush that her stomach would have the least possible trouble digesting.

Finally, she got up and dragged herself to the nearby river, drinking of the icy cold water that hurt worse than anything. Then she retched and drank some more. Dehydration was more dangerous than starvation, and a few nutrients would remain inside her. She could not keep anything down for long.

On her way back, she gathered trees and sat to restart the fire, blowing the ashes away and making the ambers catch flame again before tearing branches off the trees and tossing them on. Wet leaves and frozen wood produced an awful lot of smoke. It had to be visible for miles around, she judged. But it burned, thanks to her blowing, and after a while it started to give off warmth again.

“Why did you eat them?” Lissandra asked, driven away from the fire by the mounting heat. “Weren’t we going with them?”

“I needed the food.” Janna explained while she held her hands and feet to the flames.

At least she was not sweating any longer, as before she had. Out in the cold in T-shirt and jeans with cold sweats had been worse than ten Hjaldor Mountains. When the fever made her hallucinate it was almost a blessing, even though it ruined her sleep.

She impaled the dead animals on the trunk a younger tree and charred them, anything to make it easy on her tummy even if the resulting taste did rather underwhelm. She warmed her boots and socks as well to get her feet warm, so she could lie on her side with her belly to the warmth later. It was the best she could do in her situation.

The smoke was good as well, she judged. Laura had to come back eventually and, being the impatient person that she was, would surely go out looking for Janna.

“I want you to keep this fire going.” She instructed her ogresses. “I need to sleep. It is important.”

‘It is what you get.’ Steve said in her head again.

Then she was asleep once more, dreaming of a stone circle on a hill in some deep woods. Copious amounts of mushrooms grew there, set with naked snails that nibbled at them.

Two horses were bound up by the ruined remnants of a hovel in which a camp for two had been made.

This was apart from the stone circle itself, about twenty metres. Once more, Janna found herself at the level of a regular person, but she doubted that this was Earth because the shrubbery was simply too dense here.

“Hold still!” a voice said somewhere.

A black figure in robes and hood brandished a reddened blade, cutting and stabbing at a red one. To Janna, all of it was blurred and there was no way to recognize any faces.

“No!” The red man on the altar whimpered aloud.

“Hush now!” The other told him. “These rites must be carefully observed.”

Blood must have run from the red man’s body. Janna thought she had heard his whimpering before, but like her vision her hearing was blurred to doom and gloomy echoes in the bright sort if darkness all around.

The hooded man started chanting, or speaking in tongues, the echoes building up in Janna’s head until they sounded like thunder. Then a voice answered him like nothing human.

‘I want to wake up.’ She thought, shuddering.

At last, she was not in pain, but this was almost worse. It felt real.

“Tears,” the voice from somewhere, everywhere screeched, “from the eyes! Don’t go!”

It was insurmountably colder than before, she noted. The very effort of being alive in this environment was painful, and her breath frosted so much she could hardly see.

“Beware of the light! It can take you away!”

“Away,” the black hood screamed back, “to where not evil dwells!”

“To the Netherhells!”

“I want to wake up!” Janna shouted as loud as she possibly could with the air freezing her lungs.

The black hood turned: “What?! No! Go away! Shoo!”

He gestured and suddenly Janna was falling, straight through the hard-packed frozen ground that she had been standing on before. She landed on her feet at a different place, a village, not frozen at all. It was warm here, almost, by comparison a nice autumn day.

Memories flooded her mind, such as who she was, Bessa, the wheeler’s daughter in this minuscule village with no name. It was all her world, that village on the road where travellers sometimes stopped for the night, spending a few coins on this or that and bringing tales and wares alike. There was Alrik the smith, Edo the carter and his wagoners and apprentices with whom her father made a good business in their workshop, one-eyed Blain the old sellsword who had effectively retired in the Tavern that was run by Usha, Bessa’s aunt.

Bessa was smitten with Alrik the Younger, the blacksmith’s son, and he always blushed and stammered so sweetly when she came to buy nails from him.

There were others in Janna’s mind, or rather the mind within her mind, too many to remember, too few and too important somehow to forget them all.

‘I must bring this bread to father.’ Janna remembered when she looked down past her bosom to the basket she was carrying.

She had bought it from her aunt’s kitchen boy, Pate, who did this kind of thing in this village. The grain her aunt bought from Irwin the peddler who travelled the surrounding farmsteads and thus connected them with this place.

It was nice.

But as in all of Janna’s dreams something horrible was unfolding. She could feel it in her bones. Or maybe not. This place, to her, looked impervious, even though logically it looked near indefensible in case of attack.

Grief had struck here as well already, two years ago when her mother had died. She had birthed a stillborn boy and succumbed to the bleeding. Father had been so stricken that he had drunk away all their coin and they had to borrow from Usha to buy supplies.

Father had since taken to painting his wagons, which sold well to certain kinds of customers because it was such an uncommon service.

Their house was an old daub and wattle one, with a barn gate for the wagons to roll in. Half the space was workshop, then a pen for their pig.

Their pig! She had entirely forgotten that Father wanted to butcher it today. It was always thus with winter coming. They needed the food and would have no kitchen waste to feed the animal with, as soon as fresh vegetables and fruit would be running short.

That meant that she had to take the last of the salmon out of the smokebox behind the chimney.

They would likely eat it today, which also meant that there was need for peas, butter and sorrel. The last wagon Father had fixed and painted for a travelling group of Norbards. They had paid with a handsome block of salt, more than enough to cure their pork and make it comfortably over the winter.

Life was good, even though she missed Mother.

“How much bread that boy give ye?” Father greeted her when she entered their home.

He had already butchered the pig on his own, she saw. The sow had not been very big, hardly a year old. Had they had enough coin they might have fed it through the winter, let it grow another year and maybe find a male to mate it with, so they could have piglets.

Father’s hands were bloody and there was a red knife in his hand.

“Three loaves.”

“Three loaves?!” He sighed with desperation. “For as many coppers?! Gods have mercy on me, girl, if you had the wits the gods gave a goat you would’ve gotten five! Everyone knows that is straw growing out your head, not hair!”

She felt herself redden.

“Don’t you blush at me!” He snapped. “You know your mother used to do that! You know…”

His voice broke and he turned stubbornly to his work, pulling the entrails out of their pig’s stomach to make sausages. They would fry the first ones tomorrow. The others would be smoked. The rest of the meat would be salted down or smoked to bacon, or they would brine some and make ham.

“I must…” She started but stopped herself.

When he was in grief, as he always was when he thought of Mother, there was no use talking to him, nor laying an arm around his shoulder. He had so yearned for a son, too. And the gods had taken both away from him.

She put the basket on the table and made for the vegetable garden behind the house. The peas were already bare, stored in a sack inside the kitchen, but there were carrots of which she plucked two and the sorrel she needed for the Salmon.

That left butter.

First, though, she walked around the house to the smokebox at the back of the chimney which was the only part of their house that was made of stone. The fish was not fresh, and Father was not very fond of Salmon, but it was prudent to use up the old stocks first.

After Mother’s death, Bessa had taken over all the womanly tasks in the household, practising what she had learned. She was pushing upon her seventeenth birthday, though, and should have performed these tasks for a husband. She would gladly do all these things for Alrik the Younger, and other things too such as her father thankfully did not demand of her.

“I ...I did not mean to shout.” He told her consolingly when she was back inside. “You remind me so much of her, is all.”

She smiled at him in turn: “Bacon or ham, father?”

He made a threatening face in jest: “Both.”

They would eat good this winter, if it wasn’t too long. Janna had never made sausages, but Bessa had. What either of them knew or did not know kept colliding in their one head together, which for the most part resolved itself in Janna doing, or feeling like doing, the things Bessa would have done.

It was a bloody and messy business, indeed, and washing the pig’s intestines meant having to go the long walk to the river and carry two large pales of water back to their house. Of course, there was no such thing as running water, and the river water needed to be given a boil first. Janna had sometimes wondered how the people she crushed spent their days. This was it – the making and preparing of food. Just the water to wash the intestines took about an hour and a half.

The curing of the meat itself was long-winded, complicated and tedious, but Janna did not find it dull. As far as dreams went this was the best one she had had in quite a while.

They used as much of the pig as they could, even going so far as using the blood to make black pudding, encased in the pig’s bladder to form another kind of sausage that looked more appalling than appetizing. The same was true of the jelly the pig’s brain was cooked to, with chunks of meat in it. With wood for their only fuel source, Janna had to go outside and chop some with a hatchet more than once.

When the meat was on hooks in the smokebox, she prepared the salmon. The peas and carrots were cooked mushy first, while she churned butter for frying, the most obvious source for cooking oil. The fish went in the pan without any seasoning, but Janna mixed some salt with the sorrel in a jar, crushed it with a pestle and then squeezed it onto the salmon through a linen cloth. Lastly, the fish came on a thick slice of bread for a trencher.

That was their dinner, and it was almost pitch dark by the time they ate.

Sleep never came easier to Janna, even though she knew she was already in a dream. Neither did it stop there. The next morning, she woke to the cockcrow and went about Bessa’s business as if forced by an invisible hand.

Hygiene was first on the list, even for commoners as them who were not rich. Then she had to build a fire while Father had a cup of ale to break his fast after his morning prayers, and even a bit of the freshly smoked bacon that had smoked all through the night.

Being a craftsman, Ingerimm was his god, but he kept Phex as well for good business. Bessa prayed for the same things, and to Peraine so that there would be enough food and that they would not grow ill, to Firun for a short and gentle winter, to Rahya so that she may find love, to Travia so that she might marry and have a family, to Efferd for fish in the rivers, and to Boron for Mother.

She had no breakfast because her labours were considered less physically demanding overall and as much as Janna rebelled against that, she could not change it.  

“We will eat at noon from now on, for the rest of the winter.” Father declared.

This was what they did when the days grew short as they did now. It was simply too dark in the evenings, and while the peasants had relatively little to do, a wheelwrights’s work life did not change so very much with the seasons.

“I will take one of our bacon haunches to Usha, see if there’s any business to be had at the inn.”

He pushed himself from the table and went, leaving his dishes for his daughter to clean. Janna took the better parts among the smoked meat items from the smokebox and stored them inside the house. Then she prepared the next meal, a porridge of rye, staple of their food supply, and fried sausages.

For the porridge, she first cooked some of the bones from yesterday’s butchering, another tedious task that demanded a lot of wood. It was strange too, because pork was generally so fat. Without refrigerators or even electricity, let alone trucks, trains, supermarkets and all that, nothing could go to waste that could be used, plus the resulting broth was actually quite high in nutrients and a source of gelatine, which was brilliant.

It was at this time that Janna sat and wondered for a moment when this dream would end, or if it ever would.

‘This is what you get.’ Steve’s voice echoed in her ears again.

Maybe she had died, she supposed, but did not find it in her to even feel for herself while she was so intimately connected with Bessa, the dream character she inhabited. Calling Father ‘father’ likewise did not feel strange to her at all, as did calling this place home or coming to terms with the fact that she was just some girl, somewhere.

She was aware of the fact that it should have been odd. But it simply wasn’t. She should have been discontent with the prospect of spending the majority of her remaining existence cleaning and preparing food. But she wasn’t.

Strange ideas about rebirth she dismissed. She had not been reborn but become Bessa at a time when the wheeler’s daughter had practically been a woman grown.

She had not very long to ponder any such things, in any case. There was always work to be done, things to clean, errands to run or water to be carried. She returned from the river with two fresh pales just as father returned with the shield of a knight, all excited.

“He stays at the inn, didn’t you hear?” He asked her as if it should have been writ upon the sky. “Promised me a silver, the good man, if I manage to fix the crack and repaint it by sundown.”

That was huge. Janna would have shrugged at it, some knight in an inn, but questions came bubbling out of Bessa’s mouth.

Where did he come from? Where did he go? Was he tall? Was he handsome? How did he come by the crack in his shield? Was he rich? Was he the king’s true and loyal servant or was he a knight errant who travelled to make a name for himself, winning tourneys, despoiling maidens and seeking the favour of the warrior goddess Rondra?

“Oh, you stay away from him!” Father warned when he heard the part about maidens. “Men such as that will take your virtue, but they do not commit for what comes afterwards. We’ll have no bastards in this house, do you hear?!”

Again, Bessa reddened. Abstinence for a young woman when she was at her most fertile was nothing short of biological torture. It simply did not work. It never had, all throughout history. The overarching conservatism only served to make a girl such as Bessa more easily excitable. Weird romantic fantasies coursed through her head and she was as wet between her legs as the water in her pales.

Alrik the Younger simply could not compete with a knight. But Father was right. The way things were, Bessa might be a toy for the nobleman for a day or two, only then to be discarded like the rotten half of a winter onion in spring. That was why conservatism, with all its shortfalls, was still the only option. One had to be sceptical of strangers, responsible with one’s wealth, sexually restrained and adhering to authority in this world.

Lots of ugliness bred from this, to be sure. But that was a fault of reality. It did not mean that Bessa couldn’t dream, though, while at the same time she fought and lost against those wants.

The knight’s sigil was blurred in Janna’s dream. She could not make out what it was, even while Father was working at it with his stinking bone glue.

“This will need a new iron rim.” He said, thinking. “I will need nails, small ones.”

That was all the input Janna needed and she was glad to be outside again. The paints really had a most foul odour, Father had acquired them from a travelling alchemist, and she would have to remember to air their house well before tonight.

When she walked down the road towards Alrik’s workshop, one of Edo’s wagons rumbled past, drawn by a perilously old warhorse that had outlived its battling days.

“Hey there!” She hollered. “Does your wagon needs mending?”

“Ney!” The wagoner shouted back and shook his head in passing, then turned again to his reins.

Wagons that were not broken were bad business for wheelers, but if Father really stood to earn a silver for the job on the knight’s shield they would be alright, plus Edo’s wagons were out and about most every day while their service cleverly connected a tin mine to the west with a town further to their east. They were bound to break wheels, splints, straps and other things, if not today then surely on the morrow.

Usha’s tavern was the largest and tallest building in the village. Janna could hear a horse whinny in the adjacent stable, most likely the knight’s. She could not stop thinking about him, somehow. Maybe because of her age, or because she was a maiden, or because she was repressed and her life consisted of cooking, cleaning and running errands for her father.

She walked past the smithy for the common room’s door through a heard of old Alrik’s chickens still agitated by the wagon that had just disturbed them. A cowbell hung over the door and made the same clunking noise as always when she entered. The room was dim, the ceiling low so as to allow for more guest rooms upstairs.

Usha emerged from her kitchen with bloody hands.

“Oi, it’s you!” She smiled, wiping her hands on her skirts. “Has your old fool of sire sent you?”

“Yes.” Janna replied before remembering that she was not supposed to be here. “I mean, no. I just…I heard a knight was in the village, staying here?”

“He is.” Her aunt nodded. “I hear your father is painting his shield. Not like Alrik couldn’t have done that better, eh? What does your father know about such things?”

Usha and Father did not like each other very much, just like old Alrik and Father, which was why Bessa was making any purchases from the smithy for him.

“He can work with wood and he paints wagons,” she gave a half-hearted defence, “and Alrik isn’t an armourer either.”

Usha gave her a reproachful look: “I always told your mother she married the wrong man, but she wouldn’t listen. Is he at the cider again? Does he need more?”

“He is…better now.” Janna replied meekly. “He didn’t send me here anyway. I was supposed to buy nails.”

“You better go buy them then.” Usha said briskly. “Sir knight has gone there as well to fix a shoe on his horse. Oh, and I will need you to serve here later, and on the morrow as well. He said there were sellswords on the road and they will be thirsty.”

Janna bit her lip: “Father told me not to mingle with men like that.”

She slapped her hand over her mouth for her stupidity. Usha shouldn’t know father had forbidden her to talk to the knight.

Her aunt only shrugged, however: “You are still in my debt for saving you when your Father was drinking the two of you to death. I suppose he does not intend to repay me with the silver he’s earning?”

That very much settled the issue for Usha, only it likely would not for Father, meaning Bessa was now torn apart. She helped in her aunt’s tavern whenever there was need, but since Father had borrowed the coin she did so without any compensation and the occasional free food and ale from Usha had stopped as well.

For the first time, really, Janna also learned what it meant to be afraid of men. Sellswords were oft an unsavoury lot, especially when they were drinking. They did not come through here often, but every time they did the village tensed.

Behind her, the door to the inn was shoved open and a grim, gruffy voice demanded: “Bring me wine!”

Usha made a gesture to Bessa, shooing her to make due.

She only caught a glimpse of the knight, a big man who’s frame nearly filled out the doorway, wearing mail, a sword on his belt and a grey sack crusted with blood. His face shattered all her romantic dreams at once. He wasn’t handsome. His brown beard was thick and coarse and his eyes cold and uncaring. The worst was his scar, though, deep and dark, running along the left side of his face and even over his mouth where a few teeth were missing.

“At once, milord.” Usha curtsied. “Some cheese, perhaps? Did you find the smith well?”

Bessa returned on quick feet with a flagon of Usha’s sour red and a cup for the patron.

The knight sat down heavy at a table, pounded with his fist and pointed: “Your smith is a buggering thief! Someone should cut his hand off! Maybe I will!”

He took the flagon from Bessa’s shaking hands and poured himself, uncaring of any spillage. Usha knew better than to interrupt his tirade.

“All I wanted was a bloody shoe for my horse!” He cursed after setting down the cup and refilling. “Now, he says he’ll only oblige me if I let him repaint my shield as well and give him the bloody silver I promised that wheelwright. I will have to go seek him and listen to his bloody whining as well.”

It was only a minute’s walk, but it seemed that this man was more discontent, if not downright disgusted, with the bother of having to haggle over anything at all. Bessa knew that hedge knights were notoriously short on coin because they tried to live like landed knights who were rich but quite open-handed with their money. That seemed to be where this strange behaviour was coming from.

Usha’s smile was dripping honey when she replied to him: “I’m so sorry to hear that, milord. Bessa here is the wheelwright’s daughter. Surely she can tell her father for you.”

The knight only seemed to notice Janna now and gave her a cursory glance: “Bessa, eh? Suppose you all have cows’ names out here. Are you calving, with those utters of yours? Who’s your bull?”

Bessa did not understand: “My…bull, milord, I…”

“Hah!” He made. “This wench is about as clever as a cow, too. I’m thinking this meadow just grew a whole lot merrier.”

“Go, tell your father.” Usha whispered urgently but Bessa had to stay.

Father had been so excited. Losing this business and pay would make him sour again, and she had to keep him in good humours.

Janna had an idea, albeit one that took some bravery, bravery, again, that Bessa was struggling to come up with.

“My father has already begun the work, milord,” she objected in a carefully sweet tone of voice so as to avoid giving offence, “and I’ve never seen our blacksmith paint anything.”

The knight was not accustomed to having his demands questioned by serving women. This much was clear from the scowl on his face.

“Your shield needs a new rim, though.” She went on. “Bet he can do that better than my father can.”

His lips pursed out from his mouth after taking another swallow of wine. Then his face grew friendlier.

“Suppose I cracked one too many a head with it. Heh, these outlaws.” He lifted the bloody sack and let it fall again while his eyes turned dreamy. “Had themselves helms, the lot. Got hold of my sword arm so I had to pound the living light out of them. Hope old Quincy Pepper is not too mushy for his Lordship when I get there, and I need to get there quick before he rots, or else they’ll say it wasn’t him, see?”

“For which you need a new horseshoe.” Janna added while Bessa was fighting memories of pig brain in their mind.

“Aye. You do me this favour and I’ll make it worth your while. How about that?”

The vanity of it was staggering, but the knight’s lazy unwillingness to deal with this petty squabble seemed to work in her favour or maybe it was only so easy because it was a dream. She nodded, turned on her heel and left, hearing the knight demand no less than two whole roasted chickens from Usha. He must have had coin, she thought, and he did not care so much about how he spent it. If this Quincy Pepper had been an outlaw with a bounty on his head, Janna and Bessa could only guess how much money he would make off of it, although it was certainly more than they made at any given point. Perhaps he would not care that he would have to pay Alrik the smith and Father both. She had not discussed this with him, though.

Janna had to go to the smithy next but found herself timid, shaking and sweating. It was as much or more excitement than Bessa had had, or would appreciate having, in any better part of a year. She wondered what madness was riding her and knew not that this madness was called Janna.

‘I’m not so terrible at being a normal-sized person,’ she thought for an enormously weird moment of clarity.

Alrik the Elder was a bald, sinewy man with a face marked by the same pocks that had claimed his wife. It seemed they were all widows and widowers in the centre of the settlement. Usha’s husband, the former innkeeper, had died as well. Edo’s wife had been kicked in the head by a horse and died while Bessa had still been a child. Usha’s husband, the former innkeeper, had succumbed to a fever, after which travellers referred to this place as the “Widow’s Inn”, something the villagers themselves tended to avoid.

Alrik the Younger was working the bellows, up and down, up and down, smeared with soot and glistening with sweat in the firelight. It was quite a sight, indeed. He had the same long arms and legs his father had, but a full head of blond hair and freckles on both of his sooty cheeks.

“You?!” Alrik the Elder shouted when he noticed her, looking up from the glowing piece of iron between his tongs. “What will you be wanting?!”

He wasn’t angry with her, far as she could tell. Alrik the Elder always shouted, for years of ringing hammers on steel had made him hard of hearing.

The younger Alrik stopped working and looked at her.

“H-hello, Bessa.” He said timidly ere remembering how dirty he was.

He blushed, then rushed to a basin of water to furiously scrub his face.

She had to muster some more courage before speaking: “The…the knight in the inn needs his horse shoed. He’s given the business about his shield to my father.”

“Huh?!” Alrik the Elder shouted.

She had to repeat what she said with more force so he could understand her, a thing that took even more courage.

“Oh?!” He scowled. “No! That knight will have me do it, or he can walk on foot till he finds himself another smith! Hah! Your father has no rights taking this business from me. Arms and armour are mine to mend. It’s worse enough with all the work he takes off my hands from the carters!”

“But…”

Bessa was lost. It wasn’t as easy as she had expected. But what had she expected, anyway? That he would just consent? No. Alrik needed a reason.

“But we buy many supplies from you!” She said, speaking loud and clearly, “Iron is your business, whereas my father’s is wood! The shield needs a new rim too! You can do that better than anyone! And have you not your hands full with tools to mend from the peasants?!”

‘Not with winter coming on.’ She remembered.

Peasants hardly did any work in winter, meaning less business for the smith.

“No!” He settled bluntly, fully aware that he held all the power in this.

Bessa wanted to run away and cry while Janna was shocked to find herself surrendering so easily. It was another fight between them.

“Do you paint?” She asked, her voice cracking and breaking with the beginnings of tears.

All she thought of was Father. He had been so excited to do this work.

“Huh?! What else, now?! Go away, girl! Bring me that shield! Needs a new rim, too, I heard.”

Alrik the Younger looked between them with large, blue eyes full of sadness. The whole affair, in fact, the whole thing of Father not getting along with the smith was unfortunate.

Janna would have scoffed at the simple, mundane pettiness of this squabble, but to Bessa it was a large part of her world. It was all amazingly simple. Perhaps that was what made it beautiful.

“Do you paint?!”

“Paint?!” He made the word a curse. “Yes, I will paint that man’s shield! How hard can it be?!”

“You need paints for paintin’ shields, father!” His son hollered into his ear. “We do not have paints!”

“Pah!” The smith flung his hammer down on his iron so hard that sparks flew everywhere, frightening Bessa near to death. “Finish this, boy!”

He handed the tongs to his son and went through the door to their house, a log cabin, whereas the adjacent smithy was built of stone.

Bessa was breathing heavily. All this unpleasantness unnerved her.

“Can…can you shoe a horse?” She asked Alrik the Younger when they were alone.

The young smith looked to the door after his father, then scratched himself behind the head.

“I…uh, I…mh, I…” He stammered, studying the ground. “I can. I mean, yes, I can…that, but…I mean, father, he…maybe you should go.”

Those words cut deep by virtue of the crush Bessa had on him. She had thought he liked her too.

“Do you want me to go?” Janna made her ask.

He looked up from his feet turning beet-red on his freckly face. Oh, how she loved those freckles, and those eyes and those arms too. Bessa was old enough. It was time to do something about this situation, all of it, and now.

Bessa, however, was feeling herself growing scarlet-red as well. She did not know how.

“Your father will have his hands full.” Janna remembered something from the inn. “There are sellswords coming up the road and I’ll be damned if they do not have something needs mending.”

“I don’t know…” He scratched his head once more, averting his eyes to the wall, then finding hers again.

She could see him drowning on dry land and in real time.

“Two coppers?” She asked. “How about two coppers for the shoeing?”

“A f-fair price, but…”

“They are coming today. You better get going. And your father will have whatever the knight gives him for the rim.”

“I, uh…I shouldn’t…” He started and stopped, torn apart by it all.

Janna walked up to him, around the anvil with the glowing hot piece of iron on it. It was shaping into a horseshoe, she saw, luck, only here a fox tail or something like that would have been more culturally appropriate.

“Um…”

She grabbed his free hand with hers. It was large, hard and calloused. Smith’s hands, these were, but she could tell he’d be gentle. She lifted it, as heavy as a jug of water, and placed it over her left breast all the while praying to the Twelve that Alrik the Elder would not barge back out of his door. He couldn’t hear them, though, and there wasn’t much to be heard anyway.

His lips were dry and cracked from working by the fire, and now they formed a large, big O. Janna had seen that in people before, before she squelched them.

He was tall, so she had to grasp his collar with her other hand to pull his head down and place a soft, sensual kiss on his cheek. His skin was warm, again, from the fire.

He blinked and swallowed, looking at her with those big, blue eyes like icy pools.

‘Such warm ice, though.’

Now she was drowning as well. They might have kissed, or more, but he didn’t know what to do. Janna did not know how much longer this dream would go, but she would show Bessa if she could. Not now, though.

“Will you do it?”

He withdrew his hand as if struck by lightning, considered and gave a nod all the same.

“You better finish this horseshoe then.”

She left him with a smile and a thousand butterflies starting a ruckus in her tummy. For a moment Janna remembered that she had been sick and feared that it would catch up with her. But it was only love. Somehow, though, in her head when she thought on their encounter, his face kept changing into Steve’s.

“Alrik will mend the rim.” She told her father who was already at painting, the odours in their cabin near unbearable. “And Usha needs me. There are sellswords on the road.”

He looked like he couldn’t decide which part displeased him more. He started with the former.

“Will he now.” He growled. “And being the straw-headed girl you are I’m sure you brought the nails anyway. Is that the way of it?”

It was really little wonder people did not get along with Father. He was always blunt and rash at first and often came to rue the things that tumbled off his tongue. He was a gentle soul, in truth. Only by time of this side of him to show he had already affronted whoever he was angry with in the moment.

Bessa had all but forgotten about the nails, though.

“I have not.” She said with a confidence she did not know she had. “And I will go serve at the inn. We are in Usha’s debt. If we don’t repay her somehow she will call the sheriff and have you locked in the debtor’s.”

The debtor’s tower or debtor’s prison was where those went who did not repay what they borrowed. It couldn’t be pleasant just by simple logic and came with a set of scorn that Father had better done without.

“So you say.” He grumbled in reply. “Just pray they keep their fingers to themselves.”

She had a reply for that as well: “You forget there’s a knight at the inn.”

If there was someone who would defend her virtue against touchy sellswords, surely, it was a knight.

“Yes, that one as well.” He replied before turning back to his stinking paints.

The sellswords arrived at the inn within the hour, twenty men, one more scary-looking than the next. They were clad mostly in ringmail, some of it rusty, but also leather, padded tunics and some strange and scary hats on their two bow- and crossbowmen.

The knight was drunk asleep at his table with the remnants of a half-eaten chicken in front of him. An extremely large man went over and claimed it for his own before making for a place in the far corner of the common room, never saying a word.

Usha was quite overwhelmed with so many patrons at once, and such dangerous ones at that.

“That does not belong to you!” She tried to assert in order to establish whose word counted here. “That man is a knight! Stealing is bad enough. Stealing from one high-born is…”

He looked as if he wanted to murder her on the spot, silencing her. His nose had been broken more than once and deep shadows lay under his eyes. Unblinking he unclenched his teeth and bit off half the bird on the platter, bones and all. Then he went for his table, thankfully leaning his huge battle axe against the wall without using it on her.

Bessa regretted coming.

“Jost the Giant is a knight as well.” A red-bearded man with an eyepatch smiled consolingly. “Uh, to hear him tell it, anyway, and he never tells anyone very much. We’ll have ale. Him too.”

The group was about to settle on the benches in the centre of the common room when another large man with a poleaxe puffed himself up: “The wench speaks it right. To steal from one high-born is more grievous than stealing from a common man already is. Speaking of which, how come as one of gentle birth I am still not making the same as some much…”

“Will you shut up about it.” A beardless man wearing a blue sash cut him off. “We pay for tenure and skill. You’ll get yours when you’ve proven either, or else you can run back home. Ah, wait. You can’t go home no more, can you, after what you did.”

That seemed to settle the issue and served to frighten Bessa some more. Their helmets came off one by one revealing a troupe of mongrels, locals and foreigners alike. There were notably many of them with red hair, two of whom, one wearing the eyepatch, had shaved it off at the sides as if to make themselves look more troublesome.

Jost the Giant kept his helmet on, and only one man had grey hair even though the heads of all those with black hair were starting to show salt in their pepper.

“You there, girl,” one such with black hair and a luxurious beard addressed her, “will you stand there all day or are we getting served?!”

The ends of his moustache were so long that they dangled about his collarbone where he had capped them with ornate bronze fastenings. His speech had a queer accent.

Bessa ran at her aunt emerging from the kitchens, her arms filled with tankards. Men such as this had a thirst, so she filled four large jugs from the barrel and made back quickly, already seeing that she had to pour.

“To the company!” The man with the sash proposed and emptied his cup, not paying much attention to the men at all.

Jost the Giant, alone at his table, took two jugs from her when she went to pour for him. Then he gave her a look that chased her away from him quicker than a frightened hen.

He wasn’t the only large man. One of the bowmen was an ogre of a man as well, the one who had worn a green hunter’s hat before taking it off. The one who had called himself noble was also huge, as was a beardless, blond man with a scar on his face.

When she poured for the man with the eyepatch, he caught her arm: “Looks at you like he wants to eat ye, but the sarge keeps him well in line for now.” He let go. “Heard the lord he served wanted him kill someone. He did. And the women and children, and anyone in that place. Then the lord wouldn’t pay, so he killed him too. Now he’s with us.”

He took a sip off his ale and turned to her again ere she could move on, making her awkward.

“Good ale ‘tis you got ‘ere. What’s this place called?”

She swallowed: “Widow’s Inn, some name it, milord.”

He grinned and chuckled: “Milord?! Eh, lads! Have ye heard this one? Little ol’ me is some lord now! Ha, ha! And some lord I am!”

Janna cursed herself for her foolishness and the way the whole band laughed at her. It was just that she was so afraid.

The one-eyed man looked at her warmly, though: “I was a cripple before I joined this bunch. Heh! And then I lost an eye!”

“A cripple?” She mustered him, more out of reflex and the felt need to reply. “How can it be that you were a cripple but you’re not now?”

He laughed heartily, and some men of the company as well: “I wasn’t really crippled, though, see? Was just that I figured folk were more like to spare some for a beggar with crutches!”

“Heh, you’re the last beggar we have.” The sergeant put in, studying his ale. “Hard times. The others all fell, everyone.”

He drank as if it were a silent toast to the dead, and most at the table echoed him. There were older and newer members of this group, Janna figured, and the older ones had grown emotionally attached to it whereas the newer ones saw it only as employment.

She understood that these men were far less scary when she talked to them, so she went on.

“And what men did you hire then?”

The sergeant had salt and pepper hair and a serious look about him. He was the most handsome by a combination of his face and the fact that he had no scars. It was a shame he had only one ear, even though he almost managed to hide this fact under his hair.

He looked up at her, thoughtfully, before he shrugged: “Whoever would join us and whoever we could pay. Our company was almost wiped out in a fight a few years ago, and we had to build ourselves back up from the ground. We hired peasants, thieves, daytallers and beggars when we could not afford otherwise. Donbert over there was a miner, Hakon a huntsman somewhere. Liebwin the Rock was a brawler who beat up other men for coin even before joining us and Hartwig killed men for their women and food.”

At mention of his name, Hartwig looked up, an orange-haired, gruffy-looking man with a scraggly beard and ill-patched armour.

“Eh, not to worry. He’s sworn off the rapin’ part.” The eye-patched beggar offered. “I’m Haribert Goodman, but most call me Harry for short.”

Janna was still chewing on the fact that there was at least one rapist at this table she was serving, as well as the possibly that all of these men had killed people. It should have stuck with her when she heard the story of Jost the Giant, but that one was frightening her onto death even without the background.

Being small was terrible. If these people collectively decided to go rogue there was absolutely nothing she might do about it. She might have stopped it when she was big, when she was herself, only then she would likely have turned the village into a ruin, its inhabitants into smears and Bessa into a plaything, if she had cared long enough to look.

They looked somewhat alike, Janna and Bessa, a thing she realized only now. She had felt so natural being Bessa in this dream that she had never stopped to notice or care.

“Will you let the poor girl pour?!” A yellow-haired man complained. “I’ll die of thirst here, listening to you talking.”

“Ah, that is Winrich the Hammer.” The sergeant said, smiling knowingly at the man. “We call him that because he is a brute.”

“I was a squire, bound to be a knight!” The man roused to defend his honour.

He didn’t look the part, at all.

“What happened?” Janna asked in a bid to keep them entertained.

They were as diverse a bunch as she could hope for, and their tales were fascinating once one got over the dire and grim parts of it. And they all seemed to have grim parts.

“Pah, I cleaned latrines, fed dogs and got far too much use of the shine box.” He complained while she poured for him. “Then, someday, Thorwallers fell on our keep. I released some prisoners hoping they would help with the defending, only they slew his Lordship and run off.”

“Maybe you should call him Winrich the Whiner.” Janna quipped, much to Bessa’s shock.

Janna wasn’t as good at parties as Laura was, nowhere near, but she was still a great deal better at socialising than Bessa. The roaring laughter in the room proved her right and Usha seemed a deal more relaxed than before.

Winrich the Hammer turned as red as a coxcomb, leading to a man with yellow beard and hair only over his forehead to jeer: “Hah! Now he’s the Red! That’s my name!”

“We should call you the Hammer.” Another suggested into the merriment. “Seeing as you got the hammer ‘n all.”

That he did, having put it down on the table, a thick, crude thing that would be impossible to wield one-handed even for Jost the Giant still brooding silently over his ale. It was notable that the man originally wearing the title of the Red did not have red hair either.

“Why is Harry called Goodman?” Janna asked next to keep going when no more jeers were following.

“Why, because I’m a good man!” The one-eyed beggar grinned, resurrecting the merriment once more.

Janna was getting exhausted already and it would be a long night to be sure, and it wasn’t even evening.

“You serve well, girl.” The tall, apparently disowned nobleman said. “But this ale does not. How about something else? Wine, mayhaps?”

“If you lot are willing and able to pay the coin.” Usha answered in Janna’s stead from the door to the kitchens.

“Maybe not wine,” the sergeant replied, “but something stronger than this. Whatever he had.”

He pointed his cup at the knight, fast asleep at his table and seemingly no ruckus able to wake him up.

“It was wine that did him in.” Usha replied. “But if you want stronger I have dark Angbarer, cider and mead as well.”

“No mead.” The sergeant frowned. “Nothing that tastes of honey on its way out, I beg you.” The other sellswords laughed. “We will need food as well. The ham we had these past days has started to grow eyes.”

“I can cut them out and have my boy throw the good parts into our stew for you.” Usha offered. “Though I might first have him give the meat a boil.”

“That would be welcome.” The sergeant inclined his head. “You wouldn’t have any work for us as well, would you?”

“The twenty of you? No, I’m just one widow.”

“No man in here, eh?” Asked the cocky sellsword with the luxurious black beard.

Something blinked in his eye that Janna did not like. The knight was there, only he was stone-drunk and sleeping, and the sellsword hedge knight was vastly more terrifying.

“We have our Blain.” Usha replied curtly. “And he has himself a crossbow too so don’t get any ideas.”

That was a bold lie. Blain had himself a heavy wooden club tipped with steel, with a spike on top of it for some stabbing. He also did not have any armour and was very old besides, all grey, brittle hair. Only one of these sellswords had a grey hair, a strange fellow, short, gaunt and with haunted eyes staring into his ale.

As Bessa inspected him he suddenly jerked up, bared his teeth and drew his dagger. A screech broke from her throat, even though he remained as still as ice for the moment. Then he drew the point of his blade over the bandage on the palm of his other hand.

“Aye.” The Sergeant nodded. “Blood for the blood god.”

He had the same bandage, she saw, and a third sellsword as well. They too drew daggers and cut themselves before squeezing their fists over their cups. It seemed as though they were counting the drops falling down. Then they raised their cups, slammed them together and upended them into their mouths.

Haribert Goodman leaned over to grasp Bessa’s hand: “First time you saw men of Kor do their thing? He’s the god of sellswords, he is. A bloody god, and all things nine.”

Nine drops of blood, she understood.

“To strike down a man with nine blows is a holy thing!” The grey-haired man insisted through teeth still clenched.

Bessa was frightened all over again. Her heart thumped in her chest. If something ill befell Father she knew that opening an inn would not be something worth wanting.

She knew Kor, though, or had at least heard the name before. He was a half god, a demigod, Rondra’s irascible son with a mortal or some such. That was the more favourable tale she’d heard. The other version named him a demon, or an evil god, undecided at the very least whilst waiting at the abyss of the Netherhells.

‘Was I an undecided goddess, too?’ Janna reflected. ‘No. I was just a monster.’

She wondered if this was the point of her dream, if dreams ever could have points. To teach her humility, regret over all the things she had done, and to teach her what it meant to be powerless. She was afraid, afraid to get hurt, raped, despoiled. Afraid to die. Afraid that she mightn’t be with Alrik the Younger.

Most of all, though, she was yearning for her size. Then she’d teach this lot a thing or two about frightening innocent girls.

“Where is this Blain, that you speak of,” inquired the black beard while theatrically looking around the common room, “and how come we are twenty men and you only have one wench? Your cook boy might serve for some, aye, but you are old, and this one will be plenty worn out when we’re done with her.”

He gave Bessa a nod while and the blood froze in her veins.

“Where is Blain?” She whispered, entirely forgetting that the man had just asked the same question.

She should have noted earlier that he wasn’t here. He sat in the common room at most any time, waiting for travellers with whom to share a cup and a story. A few days ago she had heard him complain of catching a chill. Perhaps he was abed.

Usha gave the slightest shake of her head. It were the three of them, two women and a boy, against twenty armoured men.

“Ah, ha, ha!” The man gave a raspy laugh that shattered the quiet. “I’m only teasin’ ye! Girl, you are as pale as milk. Come here! Sit on my lap so I can show you I’m also a good man!”

She realised that Harry the beggar was still holding her hand. When she looked at him in turn he gave her a grin, and whereas before he had taken care to keep his rotten teeth hidden they were on full display now.

A pet name could sometimes imply the opposite of its meaning, she knew, as with Boronian the Clever, a fabled, funny hero who always fell asleep when he tried to think.

She yanked her hand away.

“Leave her be, Hugo.” The sergeant declared to the black beard. “It seems this is not that sort of inn.”

Janna looked at the weapon in front of the man with a queasy feeling. It was a mace of steel with a thick wooden hilt. It’s head was made up of a metal chunk with wings. She counted, but it were only eight wings, not nine, and the man had no bandage on his hand.

“I wasn’t implying any rape!” He raised his hands. “Gods, I just thought…”

The sergeant interrupted him: “Let’s leave the thinking to cleverer men, shall we. Much as we leave our ham with this woman here. Don, go and fetch it.”

Beardless Donbert the Miner pushed himself from the table: “Why is it always I that’s doin’ the fetchin’, eh? You know I have a weak heart since that one time I all but died.”

He went all the same, and no one thought the remark worthy of responding.

Then a game of dice started between two of the mercenaries, and the others occupied themselves by making bets. Janna stood by, filling any just-emptied cup with strong ale or cider while Usha was in the kitchens doing the stew with pate.

When it came it was past time that Bessa went and fixed supper for Father, but Usha had planned for that in advance.

“I wouldn’t mind him coming to get fed when you work here, you know.” Usha offered. “Just not with this lot in here.”

Two bowls of steaming stew with carrots, turnips and chunks of boiled ham she carried home.

“There you are.” Father greeted her inside. “Is it just food you bring or bastard too, I wonder?”

Anger flared in Janna’s chest. She wanted to strike him, or at least throw the thrice-damned stew at his head. She had handled herself well in every respect, only to be questioned by the one person who should know her better.

Before she could frame a response, a sting of pain erupted with a snap across her face. It took her a moment to realize that he had struck her, and hard too.

“Answer me!” He cried, eyes wide open and his jowls quivering.

He was quick to anger and always rued his wroth. That wasn’t worth a whole lot, though, Janna saw now.

She did not have any reply for him, not a good one anyhow.

“No.” She sniffed, wiping blood off her lip. “No bastard, Father, only stew with ham.”

She felt like crying but could not well do that either. Father breathed and hugged her. He just wanted to protect her, in his own stupid, angry and powerless way.

The dream started to annoy Janna, but Bessa wouldn’t let the displeasure show. Instead, she broached the subject of marriage.

“That boy?” Father shrank away in disgust when she had laid out her ambitions.

She could see the word hanging from his lips: ‘No.’

It was horrible.

“But he’s a smith!” She pleaded. “He’ll always find work and we’ll never have to starve. And he likes me!”

“I like that boy well enough too,” Father shook his head, “if not for his wretched father! Who will take care of me when you are over there taking care of him, huh?! Not to mention what that greedy iron bender will try to wriggle out of me for a dowry! Hah!”

He was angry again, and there was no reasoning with him when he was angry.

“Bessa, no.” He told her finally. “I need you. Put me in the ground next to your mother, and then marry whomever you will have.”

She did cry then, big bitter tears from eyes swollen almost shut. She could not stand their home any moment longer and wanted nothing more than to run off. But there was nowhere to go in her small, unjust world.

“I’m done with that man’s shield.” Father sat down to spoon stew in his mouth. “You will take it to Alrik and have him fix the rim. Then you’ll bring it to the inn and bring me back the silver. Don’t give it to your aunt, that grasping harridan, do you hear me?! And stop crying, for Ingerimm’s sake, you are not marrying that boy!”

She had been hungry, but not anymore. It was all so unfair. If only something bad happened to shake them all awake. If only Janna came while she was awake. A few digested villagers would surely remind them of the need to stick together. But not even their dead spouses had been able to do that.

Janna wondered if this place was real. It felt real, even the pain, both emotional and physical.

“When you die, I’ll be old.” Her voice cracked when she was speaking. “No one will have me. I’ll die poor and alone, pouring ale in Usha’s inn for strangers. I will never have children. Don’t you want a grandson, Father?”

He gaped at her over his food. It had not come from Janna, what she said, at least not consciously. But it was a bloody brilliant thing to say.

Thwack!

The sound of his hand cracking across her cheek again echoed in the room. It stung so bad that she couldn’t see for a moment.

“Get out of my house.” Father growled at her. “Don’t you hear me?! Get out!”

She pushed from the table and ran. Father roared after her, but she was quick and uncaring for where she went. Had one of Edo’s carts been coming on the road at that time, it might have run over her and ended all her grief.

Janna had finally enough of this dream. Not only did she feel Bessa’s silly woes as strongly as her host, but likewise was she painfully aware of its mundane nature. It was heart-wrenching, but unimportant. She only cared because she was forced to by the dream.

Her feet carried her across the road and through the adjacent trees and into the fields. There was an earthen dyke separating a stubble field and one that was yet to be cropped, next to the shed, henhouse and smokebox behind Usha’s inn. On the dyke was a small, overgrown path leading to an abandoned farmhouse where Bessa sometimes went to be alone.

On the way she could not help but feel watched, somehow, a spooky feeling in her lower back. She turned for the sellswords’ donkey cart, thinking that maybe it was Donbert the Miner fetching the ham, but there was no one there, just the donkey munching grass that grew from the inn’s foundation in the pre-dusk gloom.

Life wasn’t so good anymore, she noted while moving on. This was a forlorn place, a prison without walls. Freedom was an illusion, but it was palpable enough when getting what one aspired to. When not, that was a different tale.

The farmhouse had burned out once, blackened wood and rotted straw. The rushes had withered to earth under the caved-in roof. The air smelled mossy. It was there she fell to her knees and prayed to Boron for her mother, and for her unborn brother too. Oddly enough she could picture him better than her, a toddler running around and making Father happy.

If only they were still here.

But they weren’t. Bessa was alone, even though it did not quite feel that way at the moment. Maybe it was the gloom that scared her, or any number of other things. Alrik the Younger was her chance to fix it all, a strong man to protect her, put food on her table and a child in her belly that she could occupy herself with and grow happy by.

If it weren’t for Father.

A caterpillar crawled on a broken piece of charred wood. It was oddly late in the year for that kind of thing. It should have cocooned and turned into a butterfly long ago. Just like Bessa.

“You belong in spring.” She sniffed, extending her hand to flick it into the bushes.

Something made her stop, though.

“That’s kind of you, not to do that.” A female voice said behind her.

Bessa almost shrieked.

A woman stood in the empty doorway of the ruin, red of hair and naked, scalp to heel. Janna knew her, just not quite from where.

“Who are you?!” Bessa asked, crawling backwards.

“You know I’m Lissandra, Janna.” The witch cocked her head, blinking with innocent eyes. “But you can call me Liss.”

“What are you doing here?”

“You were in pain,” Liss replied amiably, “so I brought you here.”

“You brought me here? You?”

“Mh hm!” The witch smiled her perfect smile. “So much time passing. And it’s cold! Men came. More men. You were not awake to eat them. Gun and Oga ran away. Gun cried. You know she likes you.”

“What men?!” Janna asked aghast. “Liss, I’m not playing, you have to wake me up!”

She pictured herself on her back in the forest with tiny men at arms sawing through her veins and arteries with their blades.

“But they are feeding you. If you wake up now you will be in pain again.”

“I can live with that!” Janna pushed on. “Are they Horasians, these men? What colours do they wear?!”

Liss looked at the ground: “I don’t know what a Horasian is. Are they different than a Novadi or the boatmen? They wear white and green and the colour of stars and gold and black and red and yellow. Oh, and blue and black and something that’s like a flower that is not red and not yellow but a little of both! And purple!”

Janna sighed, trying to concentrate: “What do you think is their favourite colour?”

Liss pressed her lips together: “Mhh…green!”

That at least was good news.

“I’d like to speak with them.” Janna said. “I want to wake up. Can you help me with that? I promise I won’t stick you anywhere you don’t want to go if you do.”

She wondered if this pleading was any use in the first place. It might be that this Liss was just a part of her dream. The thought came to her belatedly, however.

Liss tip-toed from one foot to the other. She was clearly awkward, and not because of her nakedness.

“I don’t know how.” She confessed. “This is so much different than I thought it would be.”

Janna felt her suspicion confirmed. This was just part of this stupid dream, even though in Liss’ presence she felt more like herself and less like Bessa, which was nice for a change. She spent a thought on Alrik the Younger, as he had been working the bellows in the shop. In her mind, Steve stood there instead, smiling his oafish smile at her.

‘This is what you get.’

She had to take her mind off him.

“Well,” she said, “you could at least have made it more fun than this. This dream drags on like…like a…”

Lissandra could not know what chewing gum was.

“This all is you.” The witch shrugged innocently. “Like that other place, the strange place with the moving shadow wall.”

‘The one with the guilt,’ Janna remembered. ‘The lecture hall.’

So that had been her doing too.

Lissandra went on: “I wanted to take you somewhere nice. My old home. Only men were there, doing…things. It was strange. I do not know this place. What is it?”

Janna found that strange too, the black figure and the red one.

“I do not know this place either, not that I recall, anyway.”

Maybe it was a village she had ploughed under. Maybe this what came before, or what might have been if she hadn’t. The pangs of guilt were certainly hers, suppressed and locked up deep within her subconscious.

Had she stumbled on this village, she would have found it rather unremarkable, done her thing with any inhabitants and moved on, never caring of the complicated intricacies, the aspirations unresolved that she crushed under her feet with those who carried them.

It was a possibility that this was designed to make her sad. But it was farfetched, not to mention not very effective on the face of it.

Lissandra laughed: “Is there someone else in here? It is coming from somewhere. I wanted to take you some place else. My home.” Her face became thoughtful very suddenly, like the face of a little child. “But why were the men in my home? They should not have been there.”

“I could not see properly.” Janna said. “What were they doing?”

Lissandra frowned: “A ritual. Magic.”

Of course, this had nothing to do with the real Lissandra, Janna remembered. Magic was dead. She said as much but Liss only continued frowning.

“Well, then how am I here?”

“You are part of my dream.” Janna sighed. “I could kill you right now and it wouldn’t even matter.”

“Why are you always so mean?!”

Lissandra’s voice was a shriek so shrill and loud that Janna was certain they would hear it at the inn. That was her thought as she was travelling through the air, only to smash up against and through the daub and wattle wall of the burned-out farmstead.

She was on her back with the wind knocked out of her.

“Oooh, I’m so sorry, Janna!” Liss came tripling through the hole she’d made. “I didn’t mean to do that!”

It didn’t hurt, not really, anyway. This was just a dream.

“Wait till I’m awake and I’ll pay you back.” Janna groaned as she climbed back to her feet.

She didn’t really mean it. An invisible force had taken her and smashed her through the wall. This had to be what magic felt like, which was a little excitement at last, if a little daunting.

“Can you do it again?”

Liss did her awkward thing again, showing she could not.

“You know, you’re not very useful far as witches go. But magic is still dead.”

“Not really.” Liss remarked, guiltily chewing her lip.

Janna thought about saying something but thought better of it. The Bessa in her was still confused, not knowing this woman and wanting to go back to the tavern, since she could not be alone here and drown her grief in tears.

“I saw you were crying.” Lissandra mentioned as if she could read Janna’s mind. “Were you sad?”

Janna nodded: “This girl I am is. Father…I mean, her father, he won’t let her marry the boy she likes. It’s sad, truly. Couldn’t you fix that? I mean, you are a witch.”

She was just grasping for anything to make the dream more engaging at this point. She wanted to see Lissandra use magic again, too.

The witch gave a sceptical look: “I do not know what any of this means. And I wouldn’t know how.”

Then she shrugged for emphasis, as if to tell she never had much of any idea what she was doing.

Janna sighed: “Meh, I just wish that I was big so I could crush them all.”

“Why?” Lissandra asked desperately.

She shrugged: “Just for fun.”

There was a bang that made Janna’s ears ring and whipped up so much dirt that she had to close her eyes. When she came back up blinkingly to examine her surroundings the old ruin was gone, smashed to splinters, tiny pieces of charcoal and dust.

“Woa!”

Liss stood in the middle of it, naked and ashamed.

“You are powerful when you get angry!” Janna told her, full of admiration and Bessa’s fear.

It was only comfortable to know for Janna that she could squish the witch like a mite in the real world.

“I have an idea.” She said. “You have to come to the inn with me. There are a few men that I mean to introduce you to.”

Not naked, though. Janna did not fail to recognize that Lissandra was attractive. If she showed up naked at the inn, there was no telling what the sellswords might do, other than start drooling on themselves.

On the other hand, maybe that was just the thing.

She took the witch by the hand and dragged her along before she could frame a reply.

The objections followed on the way: “Janna, I really don’t…I’m not sure about this. I do not know this place. Its otherness scares me. If I did not make it and you did not make it this way, then…”

“Nonsense!” Janna cut her off. “It will be amazing! Have you ever had cider?”

If anger could make Lissandra blow up houses, then perhaps so could other strong emotions, and few ever had stronger emotions than drunk, young girls not used to alcohol. It did not matter, anyway. This was a dream. Now that Janna was more herself than Bessa, she was finally able to manipulate it.

“Janna, I don’t want to go!” Lissandra squealed as another shockwave sent her smashing into the ground and shook the trees around them.

Then the witch dissolved into a puff of smoke, only to show up a heartbeat later, awkwardly biting her lip.

“It will be fun!” Janna promised, grabbing Liss’ hand again.

It took long and entailed enduring a few more magical mishaps, but ultimately Janna managed to get her to the inn.

“Where have you been?” Usha rounded on her when she made through the door, clanking the cowbell noisily.

The sellswords looked up from their bowls of stew, many visibly happy to see her.

“I am so sorry, aunt.” Janna replied. “I found this girl on the road. She is naked and cold!”

“What in Travia’s name is that?!” Usha gaped when Janna pulled Lissandra through the door.

Once her first shock was overcome, the feisty middle-age woman sprung into action immediately, taking off the big old scarf around her shoulders and handing it to Lissandra to cover herself with.

Meanwhile, at the table, there had first been a big ‘Oh’, then cheers and now there were half-jested complaints erupting.

“The goddess Rahya sent her to us, brothers!” The cocky black beard announced. “We should honour this gift from her, one after the other!”

Usha gave him a look that could have curdled milk and the sergeant was on his case once more.

“Why do you think a girl like that would be out in the fields naked?” He asked curtly. “Are you trying that thinking thing again?”

“Pah!” The other spat. “You make it sound like there’s not a decent man in this world, or rather like you’re the only one?!”

The sergeant only laughed.

“Come here.” Usha took Lissandra’s hand from Janna. “We’ll get you some clothes and something warm in your belly.”

If Father’s beating had left a mark on Bessa’s face no one even noticed.

“Oh, I got something right here!” Another sellsword jeered happily. “A nice, hard sausage!”

“Oh, me too!” Another one joined. “And I’m warm as a hearth, no one warmer!”

“We can tell by the sweat on your brow, oaf.” The man next to him chortled.

Janna could not decide how dangerous they were after all. They were men, armed killers for hire, but equally forced to live in a world that depended upon rules without which it would fall out of its hinges. Sometimes she was certain it was just banter. Other times, she was not.

She rushed to the kitchens to give Lissandra some cider and see what would happen, giddy and full of mischief as she felt. It was a sort of revenge on the dream itself, whatever it was or meant.

Lissandra was naked and did not have any coin, but Usha wasn’t looking and seemed to already have taken the witch into her heart.

“Oh, what wonderful bastards we could make.” One of the red-haired sellswords rasped dreamily, staring after the girl.

“Here, here.” Usha led Lissandra through the room to a table near Jost the Giant. “This man will keep you save. Have no fear, he’s a priest.”

“What’s that?” Liss asked innocently as Janna’s head spun around.

There was a new patron, she only saw now, a man in black robes faded almost to grey. His hair was full and grey too, like the fur of a mouse. He did look mousey, the hint of cuteness stemming from his decidedly young face.

On the table in front of him were a burning taper, a brown cup and an hourglass. He turned it as Lissandra approached.

“Have no fear.” He smiled at the witch. “Far as priests go, I’m not a good one at any rate.”

Liss did not know how to answer, but at least she seemed to understand how chairs worked. Janna rushed for the cider.

“Why do you give her to the Boron preacher?!” A sellsword complained to Usha, meanwhile. “He’ll put the fear of death in her before he puts her to sleep!”

Usha retorted by threatening to get her spoon and whack him with it, which made the other men laugh.

“Well, this is what common people do in inns.” The priest told Lissandra when Janna came. “They drink and talk. Ah, and here comes your drink, and without even having to ask for it too.” He turned to Janna. “Being served by you is something I could quite get used to. Bring me one as well, if you would. I feel a crushing thirst all of a sudden!”

Janna raised a brow, suspiciously: “A gigantic thirst, would you say?”

“Oh, aye!” He downed his cup and grinned. “Mh, a ginormous thirst, indeed. And a hunger! Blimey, I think I could devour a town!”

Something was definitely off here, but Usha called, and the Bessa in Janna made her go back to the kitchens at once. Coins and dice lay forgotten on the sellsword table while the stew was being wolfed down, but that did not mean they needed any less drink. Janna wanted to hear what the stranger wanted off Lissandra.

When she came back with food and drink, however, Lissandra was nowhere to be seen.

“Your aunt took her.” The grey-haired man with the young, smooth face gave to report. “Seems it’s prudent to have her dressed, with so many hungry eyes about.”

That gave Janna time to pour for the other patrons, but she wanted to look more into the priest as well.

On such short notice, she could only come up with: “Are you truly a priest?”

It was a glancing hit.

“No.” He grinned sheepishly. “Not in the sense of your meaning. I suppose some would name me priest, but none would name them godly men in turn.”

That could mean a ton of things, or nothing. He was meandering to distract her, she sensed.

“Do you have a name?”

The question was useless, but she was out of ideas. She couldn’t well ask directly. Or maybe she could. The truth was that she expected him to lie. But that meant that any answer she might receive would have been the same, whether he lied or not. This wasn’t the case, though.

Rather, his answers were weird: “No. But I have a riddle for you. If I was dead and came back here from an earlier point in time, did I ever die?”

Some mercenaries started barking angrily for ale and she was able to leave him without having to come up with a retort.

When Lissandra was dressed, she was looking like a slimmer, slightly taller version of Bessa’s aunt, at least from the neck downward. She had to be larger here than she was in real life, Janna thought, remembering the witch as little more than a red-haired speck, minuscule even among bug-sized people.

The new clothes hung loose on her and her skirts were too short, exposing her ankles. She moved awkward in them, as if she had not worn any clothes in some time.

“Ah, you came back to me.” The priest gestured at the chair. “Which is precisely what I wanted to beg you do.”

Janna grabbed a fresh pitcher of cider and made her way over to them, pouring for them both and leaving the rest with Jost.

“Come back where?” Lissandra cocked her head, looking back at him.

He reached for her hand on the table: “To where you belong!”

The witch chewed her lower lip for a moment: “You mean, my hill? My hill with the stones and the mushrooms?”

Janna remembered the place that she had seen briefly before ending up as Bessa. The place where the ritual had taken place, the two men, one of them wearing black robes.

She shuddered, frozen stiff as she stood there.

“Yes.” The priest’s face turned dark and eerie. “Those damned stones. Do you know what they do?”

Lissandra nodded: “Nothing can pass them, not even a bird or a fly unless I say so. That was before, though. Then Oga and Gun could pass them and they took me.”

“Aye. I could pass them too whilst magic was dead. Now that it’s not I can’t get back out.”

He laughed, a motion that did not extend to his eyes. Lissandra laughed belatedly and in a way that foretold ignorance over why she did it.

“The moment you come back, I can go out, see?” The priest added with a sense of urgency.

Lissandra frowned: “I don’t think I can go. I am with Oga and Gun now and they won’t let me.”

“They will have to let you.” He shook his head. “Nothing can stand between that place and you. Don’t you hear it calling?”

“I only hear Longleg.” Lissandra’s face grew somber and sad. “But she is dead. Gun stepped on her and she didn’t even notice.”

“Aw, no!” The priest pushed back in his seat. “Longleg isn’t dead! She’s with me, see?”

He raised his right hand from the table and from his sleeve crawled a fat, black spider, stopping on the back of his hand. Lissandra lit up.

“Longleg?!” She squealed, so loud that everyone turned their heads. “Oooh!”

She was hyperventilating, crying, hopping up and down and smiling all at once.

The priest held his hand against hers and the arachnoid pest moved over to run up on Lissandra’s arm. Somewhere at the mercenary table, Janna heard the word ‘witch’ being uttered, but that did not seem to matter anymore.

“She will not be with you when you leave this place.” The priest warned. “But she will wait for you…where you belong.”

Lissandra gingerly caressed the spider that had now come to perch on her head. Far as Janna could see it was a mundane creature, a simple house spider and nothing more, even if it was fat and ugly. There was no doubt that there was some sort of magical connection between it and the witch, though.

“Liss, I think that’s a bad idea.” She whispered, stepping close.

The redhead turned her head in shock: “Why?”

“I think this man is bad. He frightens me.”

That much was true, but Liss’ face darkened: “You just want to keep me as a toy! I do not belong in your body, Janna! I do not belong to you!”

A cold wind rose out of nowhere, accompanying her words. Janna thought it was magic, like the shockwaves from earlier, only then the cowbell rattled and it might have come from the door just the same.

Alrik the Younger stood there, carrying the knight’s finished shield, new rim and all. He smiled at her.

That damned smile. It kicked Bessa back into motion and she took the helm, turning herself and Janna on their heel and making towards him. Then she stopped, remembering that she couldn’t marry him, and she had to fight tears.

“Janna, is everything alright?” The strange, red-haired girl asked after her. “I just said it because, well, you are so bad yourself, sometimes. You shouldn’t judge.”

Alrik’s smile faded and he made his way to the sleeping knight instead.

“Ah, there’s a strapping lad!” A sellsword hollered at him. “Care to join us, boy? With us you can see the world and make love to girls of all stripes and shapes there are!”

Alrik shook his head, and another sellsword swayed to tell a tale about how he had fucked a whore with painted stripes in some southern place once.

The young smith shook the knight by the shoulder. Bessa feared he’d be wroth, so she sprinted to get some ale and stew to ward against the eventuality.

“Oh, you can leave any time you want.” Janna overheard the priest tell Lissandra when Bessa came back out. “But I won’t let Janna out of here unless you promise to free me.”

Liss was biting her lip, Janna saw from the corner of Bessa’s eye, before nodding and giving a happy: “Mh hm, I promise!”

“Ah!” The sergeant exclaimed when the knight raised his drunken head under Alrik’s shaking. “Our gracious host is awake! Many thanks for the food and drink, Sir!”

That was irritating, a thing that Usha noted as well. Something was going bad.

“You will not be paying for yourselves?!” The innkeeper asked angrily.

The knight squinted just as Bessa arrived with his food that he immediately found more interesting and took a spoon of. He did not look well.

“Never claimed to.” The sergeant shrugged. “This good man promised to feast us in the next inn when we met him on the road.”

Haribert Goodman chuckled: “Woe is him! Don’t think he meant for us to catch up.”

Bessa had a feeling as well that this was the real reason the knight had been so hasty to be gone.

“I won’t be paying for nothing!” The knight spat thickly with a mouthful of stew, spraying it everywhere. “You lot can pay for your own gruel!”

“You made us a promise.” The sergeant rose from his seat. “Now, if you have any honour-“

“What’s a sellsword know of honour?!” The knight spat. “And you, eh, boy?!” He scowled at Alrik. “How come you are carrying my shield?!”

He wrenched it away before setting it down on the bench beside him.

“I, uh…I fixed the rim, milord.” Alrik stammered. “I shoed your horse too, the price…”

“Weren’t you listening, boy?!” The knight stood and roared down on him, rocking the table with his leg and knocking the cup to the floor. “I won’t be paying for nothing! All this wretched inn gives me is headaches! And what’s this, huh?!”

He slapped the bowl with stew off the table.

“Time to go, brothers.” The sellsword sergeant said. “We’ll not be needin’ rooms. It’s tents by the road for us.”

“It’ll be a butcher’s cleaver unless you pay for your fare!” Usha put her hands on her hips. “I’ll go to town myself if I have to and have you all branded as outlaws and thieves!”

The sergeant rolled his eyes before downing the rest from his cup: “We were modest enough, I’d say. We ate and drank nothing more or less than this man promised us. All that is good and proper.”

Their group stood at once, reaching for their weapons. That shut Usha up properly, but not that drunk oaf of a knight.

“I’ll not be paying anything!” He roared. “By rights, I should cut you all down like the robbers you are!”

The sergeant turned, icy-cold foreboding on his face: “Well, in that case…Jost, take the head he’s carrying. I understand it’s worth quite a sum in gold.”

“You wha-“

The knight started to protest, but in a heartbeat Jost the Giant was on him, pushing him down on the bench. With the two hedge knights next to each other, the drunk one looked almost small. Jost took the sack and went, never so much as grunting.

“I will go to the town, I swear it!” Usha tried again.

She stood to lose a lot of coin here, not for food, but the sellswords had drunk heftily. They were not extremely drunk, Bessa had judged, only now that they stood some were swaying rather dangerously.

The sergeant gave another shrug: “We’re bound to town too. They need any man they can get, hunting ogres in the hills. Think they will chop our hands off? Heh, nah.” He frowned and seemed to consider for a moment, then reached into his purse and tossed a handful of coppers on the floor. “Here’s for the excellent company.” He gave Bessa a nod. “Take it, or we will lay waste to your inn.”

The pay was nothing short of an insult but at the same time a dozen glances were shot at Bessa and Lissandra, hopeful glances that spoke nothing good. Usha swallowed hard, then lowered her head. It was over.

Bessa was shaking when she realized how bad this was for her. Alrik the Elder would make Father pay for the rim, and maybe the horse too, since she had instigated that triangular arrangement with the knight. Father would be boiling with rage, and everyone would hate her.

“A silver!” She threw herself at the knight at once. “Sir, please, you promised!”

With a grunt he shoved her off of him. He was hungover, drunk, had lost his prize and was decidedly not in the mood for any of this. She hit her head on a chair and saw stars for a moment.

Then a voice cut through all of it, a voice like a thousand fingernails scratching on equally as many blackboards at once.

“Why is everyone so mean!?”

There was that gust of wind again, strong this time, even moving a few of the chairs.

“Witch.” A sellsword muttered once more.

Lissandra’s clothes had torn off somehow and she stood there in all her naked glory. The stranger was gone.

Shyly, with all eyes on her, the witch bit her lip and awkwardly shifted on her feet.

“I mean,” she said, softly and innocently, “what’s so unnerving about coins that you want them so much? Can…can you eat them? Wouldn’t it be nicer if you wouldn’t worry about them so much?”

“Banshee.” Someone else said, louder this time.

Lissandra didn’t understand, but Janna did.

“Get her.” The sergeant snarled. “Might be worth a coin or two to the right man.”

The mercenaries seemed scared stiff, though, which in light of Lissandra’s naïve innocence seemed almost comical. Jost the Giant was not afraid, through. He shouldered back through his brothers with a grim face, drew the dagger from his belt and made for the girl.

Janna acted without thinking.

“No!” She shouted and slammed into the huge knight’s back.

Then Lissandra shrieked.

Jost half turned and looked at her as might look upon a roach in his rushes. The dagger was in Bessa’s belly before she even knew.

In a flash of red, Jost disintegrated. It seemed as if he had dissolved, only a heartbeat later Janna saw Lissandra staying there, shock and hate both mixed in her eyes, and her hands, scary, black claws that were dripping blood. She had clawed the huge man in two, somehow.

‘Just a dream.’ Janna tried to tell herself, her belly throbbing with agony. ‘This is just a dream, nothing like this is happening.’

‘This is what you get.’ Steve’s voice echoed for a final time.

They were both on the floor, she and Lissandra, all and everyone else leaving the scene. The witch cried big bitter tears over Janna, dying in Bessa’s body.

She moved her face over Janna’s as if to whisper something.

Then she shouted: “Janna, do not move your head!”

That was weird.

She sounded almost like Laura.

-

General Scalia had struck Dari as a bit of an armchair general while she had seen him at Joborn. He was big on looking authoritative, frightening people with those cold, hard eyes of his, but there was nothing that would have legitimized his fearsome reputation as a strategist and tactician.

That had changed, beginning with a blunder.

The Bloody Brotherhood, a famed, expensive band of Horasian sellswords under Condottiere Travian di Faffarallo, had turned coats as soon as Joborn was under their control. They did not burn the city or butcher its inhabitants as ordered, but rather closed the gates, manned the walls and grinned down at their former employers, none other than Sir Ruckus standing next to them. It had to be Sly’s work, certain as sunrise.

They were with the ogres now who stormed over the river in force as soon as the Horasian army was moving. Scalia’s hands were tied, his column bogged down by wagons, supplies and artillery. The smaller fieldpieces had been put on wagons, however, allowing them to fire on the move. There had been a brief, brutal skirmish with the ogres, proving that even while moving as a big, slow, circular heap, the Horasians could and would defend themselves, giving as good as they got.

Outriders from the west came back soon after with word of the approaching Albernian host under Count Arlan Stepahan, Marshal of a large part of King Finnian’s troops that had crossed into Nostria from Havena, destroyed the capital and now sought to bring more vengeance upon those who sent Laura and Janna into their lands. Scalia had passed them by during the night, cleverly fooled them into attacking a decoy portion of his force and thus led them to clash with the Varg the Impaler, fooled by the same bait at exactly the right point in time.

Scalia was a cold, brutal genius, Dari now understood.

It had been a horrible battle if she was any judge, which wasn’t really true as far as battles went. The ogres had developed a tactic that involved flails, large, long shafts of wood with chains on the end of them and oft as not something heavy tied to it, inspired by the tools peasants used for threshing. A line of human foot could thus be threshed to pulp by a line of ogresses, which wasn’t anything she cared to ever witness again.

The Albernian bow- and crossbowmen had pummelled the monsters well, however, and the charge of heavy Albernian horse frightened the ogres enough to make them rout and run for Joborn. It would have been a victory for Count Arlan Stepahan, if it hadn’t been for General Scalia.

The Horasians descended on the Albernian force just as the latter settled down to lick their wounds. The count tried to cut through the encirclement with his best knights, a plan that went awry in the Horasian pike wall.

Thus, the Count of Bredenhag was now a prisoner of the Horasians, for all the good it did them. He did not talk much, rather preferring to look grim and grind his teeth together. When he and Scalia had faced off it had been a parley of barely three sentences.

“Count Arlan.”

The other had given a nod.

“You are now our prisoner.”

“Aye.”

The Count’s teeth had ground so hard then that Dari feared they might snap.

This had been the episode of the road from Joborn to Nostria’s capital. Master Furio had still been a sick case back then, on his bed in his wheelhouse, resting for his recovery. An enormous plume of smoke had led them to Janna, who they discovered was sick as well.

She had been hunting ogres, and there were ogre tracks on the ground where she had yanked out all the trees root and stem to warm herself with a gargantuan fire. How or why she had gotten sick was a mystery, and Janna was in no condition to answer them. She had been cold as ice to the touch when they found her, and unresponsive to any call.

Now and then she would wake, move slightly, blink a few times, only to drift right off again.

“End it!” Dari had pleaded with Léon. “This is a gift from Phex! Saw through her throat, let her bleed out, feed her whatever vile disgusting filth we find, but make sure she is dead! An opportunity like this might never come again!”

Dari relished in Janna’s moans and cries when they came babbling out of her. She was in pain, which was just two steps short of justice, the next one being death, followed by an eternal damnation in the freezing depths of the Netherhells.

But Léon had dampened her hopes.

“You know we dare not.” He said. “She is too important, too powerful, now that I look on her.”

Seeing a living thing so large and so seemingly human for the first time had to be quite breath-taking, Dari had to admit. Janna stretched a hundred steps long, probably twenty wide at her shoulders. One of her hairs was a rope of almost similar length, her fingers thick as the trunks of stoneoaks. The brown leather boots on her feet were houses, and not little hovels at that. How many lives those giant feet snuffed out, how many more they would snuff out yet if they ever walked again.

The beast’s belly was rumbling and making noises like thunder. That belly had cost a lot of lives as well.

Even though her symptoms were much different, Horasian command staff decided that they should treat her as they had come to treat those soldiers afflicted with the Bloody Diffar. It went back to something Janna had told the Bloody Brotherhood, confirmed by the Maraskan’s seeming imperviousness to the disease.

The Maraskans were an island people off the east coast of the continent, driven from their home by demon worshippers. Much like the seafaring Thorwalsh, they could be met all over the inhabited world, only the Horasian Empire had made an exalted effort to take as many of them in as possible. Not much of ale or wine drinkers, they had a penchant for a certain clear, exceedingly strong liquor, as well as tea that they brewed from dried, bitter herbs.

They did not come down with the Diffar of either kind, and they were industrious, fearsomely loyal, as well as stunningly brave, even while the continental people found their ways odd and bewildering. The army had picked up a score of wagon columns on the road and Scalia had sent the Horasian cavalry to divert any other surviving caravans to the army’s new location.

Fort Janna, everyone called it, a wall of logs, a ditch and a dyke around the fallen tower of monstrous flesh. Pitfalls had been dug and hidden in the surrounding wasteland, should the ogres attack them. For Janna’s treatment, a scaffold had been raised around her head to feed and water her, complete with a treadwheel crane that had formerly been an enormous trebuchet.  

Horasians were nothing if not ingenious engineers.

The giant fire Janna had built could not be maintained, however, so there was a ring of smaller ones all around the giantess. They required lots of wood, but Scalia had several thousand men at his disposal, as well as a plethora of draft horses, oxen and tools.

A city of tents had been erected around Fort Janna, and they were currently erecting a second palisade wall around it to replace the wall of wagons in its place before. Inside, life was busy. Next to the building process, able men burned the cheap soldiers’ wine rations to brandy, foul stuff that tasted of sulphur and copper but got the job done far as Bloody Diffar and camp fatigue were concerned.

Dari held it with Hippocras and mulled wine, instead, as did Horasian high command. It had been five or six days she spent this way. She wasn’t really certain. She did not engage in any digging or tree felling and was uninvolved in any of the other ventures as well.

Master Hypperio, Furio Montane’s wispy, little colleague, had strangely gone missing from his mission to find Janna, not very far from here. His party had apparently been attacked by the same ogresses whose tracks they had found here, so Scalia had Léon and some men hunting after them. That was the only thing that even marginally interested Dari, though. Watching over Master Furio was a duty she had turned over back to the Horasian field doctors as soon as they were no longer on the march.  

Most of her days were spent drunk. She had tried to find poison in the camp and slip it into Janna’s provisions, but there was nothing to be had. And even if there had been, a large body required large dose, and Janna was nothing if not enormous. A good assassin should be able to make a few poisons by themselves, so as to be independent from having to buy them. Dari, however, had always been so good at climbing, picking locks and fooling people that stealing whatever substance she required from one of Gareth’s manifold alchemists had been a much easier affair, a circumstance she regretted now.

In Léon’s absence, she had an officer’s tent all to herself, with a guard outside it. That was her life for now.

She got up in the morning, washing herself in a basin of water and drinking whatever was left of last night’s wine while she waited for food. Provisions were tight, but not for the officers, and breaking through to the many caravans on the road had relieved their situation a great deal.

“My lady, please put on some dress to break your fast!” A boy would call from outside. “I don’t want to get hit again!”

He had seen her naked the first time she had slept in the tent alone, and she had thrown her wine cup at his head for that. The boy who brought her meals was a fourteen-year-old Maraskan, too young to remember his homeland.  

“Come in!” She called back, taking a seat at her table.

Today, the morning’s fare was pickled radishes and pickled eggs. She knew the vinegar would mix with the wine to give her a tummy ache later. That reminded her of Janna.

“Don’t you have something else?” She asked. “Some bacon, perhaps, and bread fried in grease?”

The radishes would go splendidly with some beef too, had they had any that wasn’t dry as leather or salty as dried cod.

“They opened a barrel of sardines.” The boy frowned. “I didn’t bring them because the fishermen never thought to cut their heads off and you Horasians don’t seem to like fish heads at all. My father says the head is best part of the fish, but if you Horasians don’t like them you should tell your fishermen to cut them off and leave them for him.”

He was always talking, this boy, but he rarely had anything to say.

“I’m not Horasian.” She had him know. “And I’d appreciate something oily with this, thank you.”

“You drink an awful lot of wine for not a Horasian, begging pardon, my lady.” He still frowned. “My father says wine is a woman’s drink, but I don’t see women drink it, our women, I mean. Yours, I couldn’t say.”

“A woman like me, you mean?” She asked.

It was the same thing most every morning.

“Oh!” He did the sheepish grin he did every time when he was embarrassed, a distinctly Maraskan trait. “That makes a lot of sense, my lady.”

“So, will you bring me wine as well?” She asked, seeing he had neglected to bring her a fresh flagon today.

“Uh,” he licked his lips, “pardon, my lady, but the sorcerer has asked after you, the one with the beard and the cane. I never thought he looked much like a sorcerer, that one, but neither did any of the others. When I was little, there was a house full of sorcerers but only the ones with beards looked a proper wizard.”

“Master Furio Montane asked for me?” She had to remind him of what he was telling her.

He nodded: “Yes, my lady. I thought it’d be hard for you to talk to him if you were sleeping all day again, and you always sleep when you aren’t drinking.”

‘You make me sound like some sot.’ Dari thought angrily, although she had to admit that her drinking had gotten a little out of hand.

With Janna nearby, though, it was all she could do to drink and forget. She couldn’t stand the tent for very long when she was not drunk, and when she went wandering there was always this giant, murderous behemoth, reminding her of all the horrors she’d lived through.

“I will…” She started, only to see that the boy had gone.

He did come back shortly after with a platter of sardines and a flagon of wine, but when she drank she felt guilty, all the while the fish on the platter were staring at her with their eyes.

‘I am to them what Janna is to me.’ She kept thinking. ‘A giant, devouring monster with no explanation for my cruelty.’

That was wrong, of course. The sardines were long dead, pickled in olive oil and mustard seed. Still, their eyes seemed to accuse her. It turned her stomach.

With a breakfast unfulfilling, she made her way out to find Furio Montane.

Smoke hung heavy over the camp today. There was no wind. Soldiers were already shovelling, hauling baskets of half-frozen mud and lifting logs into place for the palisade. A passing Lieutenant tipped his morion helmet at her, and a few waiting soldiers were throwing her looks.

A few camp followers had made it out of Joborn, somehow, and attached themselves to their track. Scalia had not extended his protection to them, however, and so the ogres had found them defenceless in their way. Sometimes, Dari thought the orgy of violence that followed had delayed the ogre attack just long enough for the Horasians to mount up their moving defence.

She couldn’t be certain, though, and she had not seen much of the skirmish, too busy with Furio’s wheelhouse at the time. But it was certainly possible.

It was also possible for humans to defend themselves against ogres, especially with their new tactics and technology. Leon had held a veritable treatise about it to Horasian command.

The Bosparan Empire had had pikes, but it was the ancient kind, one-handed in combination with a shield, a counterweight at the end of the shaft to make it feasible. The old empire also had and employed artillery.

Any army not having such was in dire peril, whereas the Horasian army had to be the best equipped to deal with this threat.

The Albernians had beaten the ogresses in the field, but not actually slain very many of them all the while taking heavy losses. It was just that the ogresses were unaccustomed to battle at such a scale, much as they were unaccustomed to getting wounded or humans mounting any sort of meaningful resistance at all.

It was more likely that they would stay away from the Horasian army for now, although it was noted that their new flail tactic had to be specifically designed to break pike walls.

Surely, this was Sly’s doing as well.

They did not need Janna, though. That was the point, and still they held onto her.

‘And little wonder. She deals with us as easily as we deal with sardines.’

It was no good. She had to overcome her fear, not to mention that the wizard’s hut on wheels was on the other side of the inner circle.

A bridge spanned over the ditch to Fort Janna, ending in a big, rough-hewn gatehouse. The gates were open.

It was a long walk next to Janna’s body, with the smoke from the fires biting at Dari’s eyes.

‘We don’t need you, you monster.’ She thought in her mind.

It almost made her proud. Sick and asleep, Janna wasn’t so terrible, only huge. Her belly rumbled when Dari walked past.

Food had been hauled into the fort on carts. The feeding was in procession. Men on the scaffold used long poles to shove Janna’s lips apart. The giantess swallowed anything they tossed into her maw. A few days past, a man had fallen in and she had gulped him down just the same. The boy who brought the food had told Dari all about it.

“They give parchments to the widows of those who died.” He had wondered. “And they write the thing that killed him, too, if they know. Ridden down by a knight, slain by an arrow or some such. What does my lady reckon his will say, mh? Digested like a fig?”

It had been dried figs that day for breakfast, a rare treat anywhere north of the desert.

Two men were squabbling at the wagons as she approached, seemingly over cages of rabbits.

“I’m telling you,” the first one said, aggrieved, “we must kill them and pull their hides off first!”

The other shrugged: “Why not toss them in living? She swallows it all, doesn’t she? Surely it makes no difference to her?”

How anyone had gotten rabbits through this war in the first place was a much more interesting question, albeit one Dari judged unanswerable for now. The furry, little creatures would go down Janna’s gullet either way, and her body would do with them what it tended to do with all littler things.

She shouldn’t ponder such, she stopped to catch her breath for a moment, wiping away memories of Janna’s mouth.

“But please tell me you intend to butcher the horse first!”

Dari’s ears pricked up. The speaker gestured to a haggard mare that had clearly outlived its useful days. It was a tattered creature, even though it was still alive.

She forced herself to remember, in spite of everything. Janna’s mouth was cavernous and huge, but horses were large animals. By scale, a horse this size would be as large as a small mouse was to Dari, a little, naked pinky, nothing more. But Janna was not present of mind. Gotten in the wrong throat, so to speak…

It was a mad idea, but if this was a chance then she had to take it.

“Oh, she can swallow it whole.” She interjected unbiddenly into the conversation. “I have been with her a long time and I know she prefers it that way. In fact, I think, if she woke up and found out you killed the horse first, she might be rather wroth with you.”

“Hah, what did I say?” The second man grinned triumphantly after a moment.

The men from the scaffold were in need of new cargo and shouted down, so the first man only shrugged and walked away.

Dari could not believe her luck.

‘Phex, make her choke.’ She prayed in her mind. ‘Make her choke to death and let me be here to watch it.’

They put leather straps around the horse’s belly, then hoisted it up with the strength of the crane. Five men moved in each of the two wheels, Dari saw. The animal lifted off the ground as if by magic. Once high enough, the men climbed out to turn the crane and swing the cargo directly over Janna’s mouth.

“Are we certain about this?” The man on the scaffold taking measurement asked.

“Aye!” The other man shouted from below.

The one atop looked sceptical but gave a shrug and proceeded all the same. Over Janna’s mouth, they released the straps holding the old, useless horse. Then it seemed to be stuck between Janna’s teeth, though.

“In you go, you old nag!” The man atop the scaffold pushed the horse with his pole until it fell in. “He, he, that one reminded me of my wife!”

There was a gale of laughter from the workers, before it suddenly, eerily stopped, along with Janna’s breathing.

Dari’s heart almost jumped out of her chest. There was a wheezing sound coming from the giantess’ maw, as if one tried to force much too much wind through much too small a hole. A spasm went through her, shook her, erupting shouts of alarm from the scaffolding.

The man with the pole almost fell. He was peering down inside to see what the problem was.

‘I did it.’ Dari thought to herself, tears of joy welling up in her eyes. ‘I killed her! Gods, do you see me? I killed the monster!’

But then, a throaty cough erupted from Janna’s mouth and the man peering inside was doused with the spray of blood and horse guts.

Dari almost fell to her knees.

‘She coughed?’ She thought, praying. ‘She coughed the animal to pieces?’

Janna was simply too big, too strong for her. If she had lots of poison, a very potent kind, then perhaps. But not with a horse that was half dead anyway.

“Whose bloody idea was this?!” A red and furious man roared from the scaffold.

Dari weaselled away before she could get in trouble.

Master Furio’s wagon was guarded, but she was admitted to it with wave. The inside was unlike her tent, very crammed. Garlic hung from the ceiling, but if for storage purposes or medical ones she could not tell. It was a house on wheels, the wizard’s bed in the middle, a table and two stools by the door.

To her surprise, she found the wizard not in his bed, but sitting at the table, stuffing pipe weed into a long and slender pipe by the lantern light.

“Close the door if you would.” He greeted her. “The light hurts my eyes.”

“You should be resting,” she scolded him, “and not be sucking smoke into your lungs.”

Unexpectedly, he smiled: “You sound just like Janna.”

He looked better, somehow. His hair had finally made the transition to grey, so quickly that his hair and beard now had two colours, brown at the bottom, silver at the top.

He did look a proper wizard for once. He was wearing robes too, dark red ones with black velvet slash.

“What do you want from me?” She asked briskly. “Does your wound trouble you?”

“Aye.” He gave a ponderous nod, then shoved open his robes to show her.

It was gone. There was nothing there, just skin, a bit of hair and his navel, not even a scar. He closed his robes again.

“How?!”

The wizard pursed his lips: “This, I thought, you might tell me.”

He flicked the lantern open with his hand, then went to touch the flame with his finger. A puff of black smoke come out from the top of the lamp, but when he removed his hand a flame was burning, just atop his fingernail.

‘This is a trick.’ Her first thought was.

But that was wrong.

Master Furio proceeded to calmly insert his finger into his pipe while sucking on the other end like a hungry babe on a teat. A few times the fire licked in and out, then he took a long drag and shook out the flame on his finger.

“You know naught of this?” He studied her over his pipe.

A cough rocked him after a moment, ruining the wise, wizardly appearance somewhat.

She shook her head.

Did it make a difference? To be sure. But what difference, that was the question.

“This is good, no?” She studied him back. “When Janna wakes, you can tame her?”

The second part had not been supposed to sound like a question. She just hoped with every fibre of her body that he’d say yes.

“I suppose.” He lowered his head. “First there is something else I must do, however.”

“Does it involve me?” Dari asked too quickly.

She wondered what had made him think that she would know about the resurgence of magics. It was queer. The less she could have to do with this man, and Janna as well, the better.

He looked at her for an uncomfortably long moment, then shook his head.

“No.” He said. “Even though with the right training at the right time you might have. You have the gift, don’t you know.”

“What gift?” She asked perplexed. “You mean…”

“The arcane.” He specified. “It’s in you, deny it or not. It was just never cultivated.”

That struck her as odd.

“So, you are saying I could be sorceress?”

Again, he shook his head: “Too late. When the gift is undiscovered prior to a certain age there is little use teaching you spells.”

Dari wondered what her life might have been like had she not been an orphan in Gareth’s gutters, but an acolyte at a wizards’ college instead.

“So what use is it, what you just told me?”

He drew on his pipe and puffed: “Well, in people such as you the gift is manifest much weaker and in differing form. Some craftsmen of your kind are exceptional at their trade. Others have a certain sixth sense. There are recordings of a man who could find hidden air pockets and hollow spaces in rock and walls or wherever they occurred. Some say he was a miner. Others say he was a thief and no secret stash was safe from him.”

“In my trade, that one’s called a burglar.” She told him in the slurry accent of Garethian streets. “And I am excellent at my trade.”

He chuckled, small puffs of smoke escaping from his beard. He was in need of a razor.

“What of a sense of danger, though?” She asked. “Is that possible?”

“Oh, certainly!” He allowed. “There was a woman, uh…is ought amiss?”

A shiver went down Dari’s spine when she felt it. It had been a while since, but now it made sense. Her neck tingled, unbearably so.

“Something is wrong!” She said, rushing for the door.

It could be any number of things; an ogre attack, a mass of Thorwalsh, more Albernians, a mutiny amongst the men or Janna waking up and raging. Outside, lookouts blew their trumpets, two short blasts and a long one.

Then a voice tore through it all: “Janna!”

Dari knew that voice. She hated it, just as, or perhaps more even than Janna’s.

“Laura has come!” She shouted at the wizard before making outside.

Furio shouted after her to wait, but she had to see first. Laura was still far off but approaching rapidly, at a staggering speed that seemed to defy everything normal. Her face was torn with terror, her eyes fixed on Janna on the ground.

Dari ran, trying to avert a catastrophe. Laura did not look like someone who would come to a rational decision. What she saw was her fellow, monstrous friend, her female lover, imprisoned in a stockade of logs with armed men all around. She might have recognized the banners and standards, but even if she did would the state she found Janna in lead her to make rash and terrible decisions.

She might just trample and crush all of them, just to be safe. Dari had to stop it.

“Laura!” She shouted, running. “Halt, it’s us!”

She heard something clanking behind her, the wizard coming down the wooden steps from his wheelhouse, leaning on a cane. His legs were no good after not using them for so long, even if he had magically healed his belly wound like Xardas had once healed Dari’s face.

Everything in this world came with its own limitations.

“Laura!” She shouted again.

Men were running and shouting too. Trumpets blew, horses whinnied. Laura couldn’t hear her. She waved her arms to no avail.

Dari was a quick runner, always had been. She sprinted past Janna’s body, waving and screaming.

“Laura!”

So much might concentrated in one gigantically stupid girl. She could be the end of them.

“No! Laura! Look at me! We are friends!”

‘So wrong,’ she thought in her head, despairing.

It occurred to her that she should have run the other way, out of the camp. Trees came flying from where Laura ran, crashing onto the bare earth where Janna and Horasian axes had removed the forest.

“Janna!”

The giantess’ eyes were glistening. Perhaps Laura did not even see.

“Laura!” Dari shouted again, running in between the tents while having to avoid panicking men. “Laura, stop! Halt! Stay your feet, it’s us! We are feeding her! Janna is sick!”

A blink, then another, just two giant steps left now. Her foot would come to land square on top of Dari at this rate. Then Laura’s eyes looked down and there was a flicker of recognition.

She stopped, her feet sliding over the earthen ground. Her chest was heaving.

“We are Horasians!” Dari shouted up desperately. “We found Janna like this! We are taking care of her, she is alive!”

Laura breathed. Janna wasn’t so terrible whilst she was on her back. Standing upright, slender and pretty in her own, evil way, Laura was precisely as awful as Dari remembered.

The giant girl mumbled something in that queer tongue of hers. Then she went down for Dari.

“Woo, I almost…” She wheezed. “I was gonna…”

‘Kill all of you.’ Dari knew.

“Janna is sick!” She shouted up again.

Was there anything better to say?

“What’s wrong with her? Tell your men to move the fuck out of the way or I will step on them.”

Dari shouted to clear a path and saw Furio limping over the wooden bridge.

“Laura!” He waved up.

The giantess’ face was not friendly or amiable by any stretch of the imagination. She disliked this a lot. When Dari looked back up at her, however, she could see her gleam at the red wizard as if recognizing and old, trusty partner in crime.

“Furio!” She greeted him, leaning closer. “You are on your feet again! Thank god! I am so sorry about what happened. Oh, and…”

She seemed to realize something that distressed her a lot, which was more than distressing to Dari. It was also dubious which god she was speaking of.

“Furio, I am so sorry.” She went on in a sombre voice. “Graham is dead.”

“I see.” The wizard slowed his pace and took a breather. “Did you kill him?”

“No!” Laura broke out. “It was just…he…I mean…”

She seemed to have to think for a moment.

“He fell off a tower, away from Albernian soldiers trying to kill him. I jumped, but my hand did not reach him in time. I am so sorry.” She pressed her eyes together and bit her lip. “It was my fault. I know he meant a lot to you. Oh, Fuio I was such an idiot!”

Something queer was going on and the whole camp was witness to it. Laura, the terrible giantess who killed people for a pastime, sounded like some damsel, hysterical over some minor, negligible transgression. She had gotten someone killed, apparently, but she had killed hundreds in all manner of different places.

Even the wizard seemed a little uncomfortable by her display: “It’s, uh…It’s alright, Laura! Men die in the line of duty all the time! For now, let us see to Janna! It is good that you are here!”

Dari sauntered over to him, carefully.

“Did you bewitch her?” She asked, whispering.

He gave her a sharp look to shut her up. It was the only explanation. Far as Dari knew, Laura was never friendly with anybody, unless doing so enabled her to set up an even crueller play.

“Do not torture yourself!” The wizard called. “It is good that you are here! Where-“

Laura cut him off, apologizing. She wanted to see after Janna. Her giant, shoe-clad foot came into view, settling unsteadily between two tents. Her next step overlooked a smaller soldier’s tent and flattened it. Then she was already in the fort.

It didn’t help, though. None of her shaking and smooth talking woke Janna up, not even when she shouted.

“What is wrong with her?” She turned back to Furio after a while.

“We do not know.” The wizard confessed. “Though, we suspect some sort of illness.”

“I should have been with her.” Laura gingerly caressed Janna’s brow under the scaffolding that was now void of any men. “I took too long with Albernia. I am so sorry.”

The grief was genuine, Dari had no doubt. That was almost too much for her. She was on the ground, her head spinning, cursing herself for having got caught in this situation again.

“What have you been doing?” The wizard asked pointedly.

The inside of the camp was too crammed for Laura, so she came back out, but not to answer the question. Instead, she went away, returning shortly after with two of the giant blankets. Janna had one and Laura had one, far as Dari recalled, and Janna had left hers at Joborn.

She moved back into the camp, scaring everyone, before she stepped on each of their fires one by one. Then she wrapped Janna in one of the blankets.

“I have conquered Albernia.” She finally said when she was done. “I thought it was a good idea. I was so stupid. It’s easy to get caught up in all manner of things over there. I assumed Janna was going to wait for your recovery, which I believed would take very, very long. Should you be on your feet so soon, Furio?”

“I am healed, worry not about me!” He answered her. “Did you know King Finnian sacked the Nostrian capital and sent a host against us?”

Laura nodded: “I took Havena without any effort at all. There were no defences, no meaningful ones anyway. I heard Arlan Stepahan was marching against you. Bragon Fenwasian has lots of men, too, but he’s missing.”

“What of King Finnian? Is he slain?”

Laura’s face turned grimmer: “He would be, had I crossed paths with him. The little bugger was a tad too smart, though. Whatever men are not with Fenwasian or Stepahan are with him, aboard ships joining the civil war that is looming in your homeland.”

Furio’s eyes widened meaningfully. This was bad news. Dari had already known that King Finnian, though young, was not a fool. Marching against Laura was a reckless notion if one did not want to end up crushed beyond recognition in one of her footprints. He was hitting her where he assumed it hurt, and more importantly where she could not hit him back.

“We heard the Duke of Nordmarken was at Honingen.” A gruff voice said loudly. “What did you do with him?”

It was General Scalia, coming slowly on the back of his white, splendid mare.  

Laura seemed to redden: “He had occupied the city and Franka Galahan implored me not to destroy it too much. She lured Hagrobald back into his duchy with false news. Then I crushed a few of his remaining garrison and told them I’d kill them all if they didn’t leave. Meanwhile, I went to Abilacht to bring back the Galahan forces so they would serve as a shield against Nordmarken while I walked back north, looking for Janna. I did not crush him, if that’s what you had hoped.”

Scalia’s face did not move any which way, as ever, but something told Dari this was bad too.

“Did you happen to see ogres on your way here?” The general asked next.

“Yes!” Laura seemed aghast and turned her eyes toward Furio to answer. “They were at Joborn! I saw their camp! They attacked me with weapons so I ran away, but I was able to get Janna’s sleeping bag! Oh, Furio, I was so scared! There were so many of them, I think they could have killed me!”

After that, the smoke must have led her here, Dari thought, same as the army. What Sly had said was right, and her doubts had been wrong. Perhaps the amiable brigand was actually making the same calculation, now that it seemed as though the ogres were beatable. Use Varg against Laura and Janna, then unite humanity against the ogres in turn. He had never articulated the second part to her, and back then things had seemed different.

Dari didn’t know what to think.

“We have relinquished Nostria to them.” Furio explained. “With neither Janna nor you by our side, we thought this course wisest.”

“You heard of the trouble brewing in our Empire.” Scalia observed in tow. “Then you must know that we need you there! You should have come at once, but now you must go immediately!”

Then he turned his head and shouted for someone to bring Léon back as soon as possible.

Laura blinked at him, startled.

“Oh, no!” She gasped. “No, no, no, no, no. I’m not going anywhere without Janna, and I’ll not abandon Albernia or everything I did there will have been for naught. There aren’t so many fighting men left there, you see.”

“You were ordered to destroy Havena.” Scalia continued to observe. “But you have failed at that as well.”

His icy, cool eyes were looking up at her, where her brownish-flecked ones looked down on him. In a certain light, Scalia’s looked green, in another light grey, and his were flecked as well. Dari was starting to find eyes eerie.

An angry furrow dug into the space between Laura’s brows. Dari prayed Scalia knew what he was doing.

“I did what I thought was right.” She said, slowly but with force. “Far as I’m concerned, you got Janna into this. What was she doing out here anyway? This is your fault, I will not go! Write that down behind your little ears, so you won’t forget it, old man!”

A terrifying silence fell onto the camp. Nothing moved and all that spoke were stares. Dari wondered if Léon would be susceptible to the idea of accumulating a few barrels worth of poison if she broached it to him now.

‘Fools.’ She thought, as ever so often.

“There is something I must do!” Furio Montane broke the silence. “For Janna!”

-

“It is as I thought!” He proclaimed after his diagnosis or whatever he was doing was complete.

Laura eyed him suspiciously. Until a moment ago, she could have sworn that they were friends, good friends, the bestest friends forever. But not anymore. Perhaps the sudden coldness had changed things, she thought. He had certainly undertaken no effort to stand up for her against General Scalia.

It wasn’t like she needed standing up for, given how she could have made the general disappear just like everybody else. But it was what a real friend would have done.

Instead, Janna’s little pet wizard changed the subject. He had Laura heave him atop Janna’s chest and remove the blanket and lift the green cotton shirt far enough so he could touch her skin. Janna had lost flesh, certainly, but her tits were still hill-like threatening boulders to the little guy, as if they could spill free and roll over him like an avalanche at any moment.

Laura saw how desperate Janna’s situation must have been, though. She hadn’t even removed her bra. Once she woke up she’d feel miserable, to be sure. Apparently, she had been like this for days too, her hair oily with cold sweat and deep, dark rings under her sleeping eyes.

The Horasians did deserve some credit for not letting her die, she supposed, but that didn’t mean she’d abandon her just acquired kingdom, or her friend whom she loved.

Janna just had to wake up. They had to fix her. Laura shuddered at the idea of being alone in this world. It just wouldn’t work, proven by the fact that anytime they split up at least one of them got into dire trouble.

“So, enlighten us.” She urged the ponderous wizard on. “What did you think?”

“Witchcraft!” His answer came heavily. “And mayhaps something worse!”

He stood perilously close to Janna’s breasts. If Laura gave him a little shove and them a squeeze just now and shoved them a little bit together, maybe she might be rid of him.

“I think it has rather more to do with her belly.” She said instead of doing what she imagined. “You’ve been feeding her, but what goes in must also go out again, does it not?”

She hadn’t shat herself yet, though, which was good or the Horasian logisticians would have had more than a handful to deal with.

“It’s not that!” He objected. “I implore you, Laura, help me in this!”

She sighed. Magic was real. She knew that. Except it supposedly wasn’t anymore. Some things still seemed supernatural, though, like the trees still afflicted by the Red Curse, or the unnatural howling and wind that had one night seemed to come from the Farindel woods.

Besides, she had no idea what to do for Janna, other than putting her in a blanket which she already did.

“Fine then.” She said. “What do you need?”

It turned out to be mud, which was weird to say the least. He instructed her to draw a large, five-pointed star on Janna’s belly with each point interconnected with the others. It ended up looking like something goth nerds would wear on their T-shirts in highschool.

He made sure that there were no gaps in the lines before telling her to step aside.

Laura thought it was some sort of mumbo jumbo, some kind of attempt to pray Janna back to health. It did look like prayer, the way he knelt there on his weakened legs, mumbling and fumbling at the air.

She decided to have a snack whilst she waited, from the provisions she had brought over from Albernia. Honingen had been a revelation, even though Franka Salva Galahan, the countess, was every bit as sharp-tongued as the tales that preceded her foretold.

She had some cheese and casks of honeyed mustard to go with it. The cheese was orange, wrought in wheels so large that they reached up to a man’s chest. To her, one wheel was roughly the size of a quarter, and thicker by half. They made almost for convenient eating, even if the dip was packaged annoyingly small.

“How have you been feeding her?” She asked the entire camp at once, nodding at Janna.

She should have taken some of her more unimportant subjects with her, she thought, so she could remind her Horasian allies that she ate people.

No one answered her, although it was very much self-evident. They had built a crane and a scaffold.

“Did you just toss it in or did one of you little buggers climb in there?”

Again, no answer. She was just looking for a victim, in truth, which always happened when she got bored. It wasn’t clever to do it with the Horasians, but she couldn’t help herself. The grim Generalissimo had beaten a retreat to the other side of camp. Their alliance seemed somewhat in limbo, anyway.

There had been the girl she recognized from her village, the one she’d left with instructions on that fateful day she had seen Lauraville for the last time.

Those had been less troubled times. Steve and Christina had still been with them. She had just killed Valerie and she and Janna had gone out for food. Actually, those times had been just as troubled as these now.

Eating Branwyn ni Bennain had felt sort of the same as eating Valerie, even though the former pestering bitch had been dipped in Honinger honey before being devoured. She’d tasted sweeter than anything and begged the entire time.

That kill had been glorious.

Franka Salva Galahan had derided her, exposed her scheming. They had brought the pretty girl out on a wagon after applying the sugary coating to her. Reo Conchobair, the sword king’s son, had met his end with sigh. It was the last thing she saw of him before her shoe ground him into a smear.

He had actually won a tiny but important victory against the forces of some other Fenwasian in her absence. Garvin had made a song of it. He had made another song as well, a very sad but brilliant one. Man at Arms, he called it, and Laura had instructed Ilaen Albenblood to give him his weight in gold as a prize.

She noticed her mind was wandering. Joborn had rattled her. Varg the Impaler, if she had been who Laura thought she was, was a tall, ugly creature with wiry red hair and a hideous horse face, even though she looked as girly as Pipi Longstocking in a way.

‘Because of that hair.’

Laura had surprised them, and them being there had surprised Laura. It was all she could do to grasp Janna’s sleeping bag and run while they chased her with tiny hammers, spears, blades on sticks and whatnot.

Maybe she would have stood a chance. They were Barbie dolls, after all. When dozens of them came at her at once, though, her courage had left her.

She had only understood that something must have gone horribly wrong. Afterwards, she had wandered through Nostria, making towards the west where she had eventually seen the smoke.

It took pressing her eyes together to get rid of the memories. The ogres were a real problem, one she and Janna would have to deal with eventually. But at a later date.

“Err, we just toss it.” A broad-shouldered man in britches and stained white shirt addressed her.

It was the answer to her question, finally.

“So, you toss it in and she just…”

“She just gulps it down is how it works. Can’t be too big, though. Today, someone had the idea of tossing a whole horse in there alive. Coughed the bloody nag to bits, she did!”

He allowed himself a careful dullard’s smile that he probably hoped would be endearing.

“Is that so?”

Laura couldn’t do anything against the evil ideas that came into her head. Her eyes scanned for the girl. She couldn’t feed a Horasian to Janna, not after the altercation with the general, but that girl was not a Horasian.

She found her, lingering uncertainly by a tent, and leaned in to grasp her.

The girl was quick, though, almost like an animal. She dodged Laura’s pinching fingers, ducked under another attempt and finally vanished beneath a tent flap, quick as a cat.

But she had not taken Laura’s ruthlessness into account, who went ahead to pinch the entirety of the tent between her fingers along with anything inside. No one else had been in, she found out upon further investigation, but the girl was now firmly in her grasp, along with some stools and a table.

She grinned down at her prey while she crushed the furniture.

“Laura, no!” Came the pleads, tears running down smooth, pale cheeks in rivers. “Don’t feed me to Janna! Please!”

Laura chuckled. The girl pinned beneath a finger against her palm was pretty to boot. Tiny and slender built, the only thing off about her was her short hair.

That she had foreseen Laura’s design meant that going through with it was a bit dull, but that didn’t mean Laura couldn’t scare her.

“Why not? You’re not a Horasian. I remember you from my village. I’ll just drop you in and, gulp, down you go. Watch this.”

She grabbed one of her cheeses but judged the wheel to big, so she crushed it in half first. Back at Janna’s head she inserted it like into a coin slot. Sure enough, Janna’s throat moved, swallowing without so much as a cough.

“Why does this always happen to me?!” The girl cursed to the sky, crying.

That was unexpected.

“Aw, did I pick on you before?” Laura asked with a grin. “You wouldn’t be one of those trained girls, would you?”

The girl did not answer but something told her that there was at least some truth to it. That was good to remember. Laura had never really gotten around to try the trained sex slaves Birsel had been supposed to make for her, not nearly as much as she had planned to, anyway.

“It’s really sad.” She winked at the girl. “I should enjoy you more than I am going to.”

Furio was still mumbling nonsense in his pentagram but she paid him no mind, instead lifting the squirming girl to Janna’s mouth. Tiny hands and arms hugged her finger so tight she could already loosen her grip as if the girl were a gecko, or some enormously small monkey, clinging on with a desperate strength that by virtue of the ginormous size difference was nothing short of enchanting.

Laura could never get enough of stuff like this. It made her crotch tickle.

She revealed the twist: “Oh, the look on your face! Ha, ha, little idiot, did you really think I’d do it?”

Dari did, clearly, as did the rest of the camp judging by their looks and the stone-dead silence that lay over it all. It made sense, Laura supposed. They probably all knew the girl from sight, seeing as she appeared to be the only female in camp.

“I’m just teasing an old friend here, people.” She explained, laughing. “If I fed you to Janna you couldn’t tell me what became of Lauraville, and my friends.”

She lifted the girl onto the scaffold, away from Janna’s mouth.

“What’s your name?”

Laura remembered hearing it before, but she had forgotten. There were so many names to keep track of.

“Dari.” The girl said through tears, steadying herself on the railing.

“What happened to my village?”

It was a muddled, confusing tale, interrupted with sobs and shaking. Nagash, the ogress Laura had left in charge, was killed in the night by Andergastians who took over the village first. Then a male ogre and a druid showed up at the top of the ship, rescuing Vengyr with the help of birds. This culminated in the Andergastians battling with the druids, winning somewhat narrowly. Vengyr was killed for good, which Dari believed was why there was no magic. Albino, the ogre king at the time, showed up and was banished beneath the earth by some sort of ritual.

The last thing was that Lauraville got conquered by ogresses, with the Andergastians hardly even attempting to fight. That was how Steve and Christina got captured.

“It wasn’t my fault!” Dari pleaded toward the end. “They were more than us, and so much bigger! We couldn’t do anything!”

It would have been an easy thing to feign mistrust and kill the girl for fun, but Laura felt like that was stupid. Not only had Dari been second in line in Lauraville, she had also survived through a lot, seen a lot, and might harbour more useful information about the ogres, maybe without even knowing so.

“I believe you.” She therefore said. “You can wipe those tears off now.”

The ogres had scared her away too. She couldn’t really blame someone so tiny for feeling the same.

The little girl Dari broke down on the scaffold, convulsing as if she had a stroke. Then she leaned over the edge and retched.

“I’m sorry I scared you-” Laura began, when suddenly Janna’s eyes flicked open.

“Janna, do not move your head!” She shouted in alarm, reaching for Dari on the scaffold.

It all went reasonably well, all things considered. Janna breathed, then moved upward, scared by the things suddenly so close to her face. The wooden scaffold fell to pieces when her head went through. A wooden beam crashed onto the crane nearby, breaking it as well.

Dari hugged Laura’s finger again, barely escaping a fall. Furio shouted in alarm as Janna rose, reminding Laura that she had to save him too.

Janna made a whoo noise and crawled backwards with eyes wide and scared.

It took a shout and a hug to calm her.

“I’m here, it’s okay.” Laura soothed her, rubbing her friend’s back with the fist she had enclosed Dari in.

Janna did not return the hug immediately, and when Laura made to kiss her mouth she averted it onto her cheek.

Laura worried that she’d be blamed for this situation, because it was her fault that Janna had had to go back to Nostria. Maybe it was just the illness, though. Janna might fear that it was contagious.

“What happened to you, how long have you been here?” She eventually asked to get talking.

It was a bit more awkward than she expected it to be.

“Days.” Janna replied darkly when they disentangled. “I made ogre friends, believe it or not. They were really good at finding Thorwalsh, only the last ones I found had infected themselves with bacteria or something gross. We gotta watch out in future. We are not as immune or anything as I thought.”

“How are you feeling?”

“Imagine if you were tiny and you drank like a whole bottle of soy sauce in one go. Then I came and sat on you for two days. That’s how I’m feeling.”

Laura hugged her again, biting her lip. She should be apologizing, only that might rub it in, the fact that she was responsible.

Them both together in the crammed, tiny camp created some problems. Part of the fresh log wall had already been rolled over and flattened by Laura’s carelessness, and a number of empty tents followed when she lowered her rump to the ground. The soldiers knew better than to be close to her, not to mention that their health and safety was presently not quite among her primary concerns.

“Look who’s here!” She said cheerfully, revealing Furio on her palm. “You almost threw him off to his death.”

‘But I saved him.’

Maybe that would work.

Seeing Furio seemed to perform a miracle on Janna’s mood, even though the wizard started off with a scolding.

“I freed you from the bondage of an evil spell!” He proclaimed as if that was Janna’s fault. “But there were two different origins to the curses I found!”

Janna shook her head in bewilderment: “What do you mean?”

“He means,” Laura intervened, “hey, Janna, I am so happy to see you are awake, and look, I’m on my feet again, it wasn’t all so bad as we thought!”

The tiny man gave her a sharp look: “No, Laura. At Thorwal I had to free your mind from the bondage of evildoers as well! Open your eyes to the danger! Your minds! They are the chinks in your plate!”

“Our what in what, please?” Janna asked perplexed.

“Achilles heel.” Laura mumbled in English, half amused, even though there was truth to his words.

Vengyr had been more scary and dangerous, even. But if Dari told it true then he was finally gone.

“Two sources, you say?” Janna asked warily.

That was queer. She seemed to understand more about it than Laura, even though she had been asleep for who knew how long.

“I sensed black magic.” Furio went on. “And something of druidic origin.”

The way Janna’s eyes went wide again was frightening.

“I understand.” She said. “One was a witch, my friend, the other was a man in black robes, carrying an hourglass.”

Laura remembered the little black figure she had spared outside Joborn. A black wizard, an evildoer he said he was.

“A man of young face, and with grey hair?” She asked.

The look on Janna’s face grew even scarier.

“But that’s nonsense.” Laura shook her head. “Magic is dead.”

“It is not.” Janna and Furio protested.

Janna talked about what she remembered of the man, what he was doing, what she had seen in that strange dream she had.

“There was something else, too.” She said at one point. “A group of riders arrived here while I was awake. They said Hypperio had been with them, only he had for some weird reason gone with a man in black robes. They said something about going to the Farindel in Albernia.”

“I heard a strange noise from there recently.” Laura added into the mix. “And outside Joborn, before we went to Albernia, I helped a man of that description get into the city. You thought he was a Boron priest. He was the one who told me about Steve and Christina, and he also said he was looking for somebody, somebody who could help him bring magic back, Windric Yelzin, or something like that, I think.”

“Jindrich Welzelin.” Furio offered, still dark and ominous. “The man who was there when Vengyr died, as did magic.”

Dari moved in Laura’s hand, reminding Laura of her presence.

“Oh!” She opened her fist. “Dari here, she was there too! She told me about it.”

When the girl was exposed to the light and saw Janna, however, she panicked, fell and almost crawled backwards over the edge.

“Calm down, you little nerve ball.” Laura derided her, nudging her upright with her thumb. “Dari is from my village. She gets a little angsty around us.”

“The man you speak of was taken captive in Joborn!” The tiny thing was horridly out of breath. “But he escaped! They told me the jailer hanged himself!”

“So, he went, still looking for that Yelzin guy?” Janna asked. “Then he ran into Hypperio and, whoop-di-do? Or was the man with Hypperio in the first place?”

“Welzelin is dead.” Furio replied. “Except, before...this happened, Hypperio questioned him. I have suspicions that whatever knowledge Welzelin had is now with Hypperio.”

“So that’s why!” Dari squeaked on Laura’s other hand. “The way he was captured in Joborn seemed…strange!”

“You think he did it intentionally?” Laura asked. “Why?”

“So that Hypperio would question him.” Furio concluded. “Only, my colleague had already left to look for you, Janna.”

There was a moment of silence during which Laura puzzled in her mind. It was hard to keep track of, for her anyway. She wasn’t very smart, which was why she was here in the first place.

“We heard there was like a gate to the world of Fairies or something in the Farindel, right?” Janna turned to Laura. “I think my friend the witch was guarding it before magic died. What if that man brought it back? What if that ritual he performed was there to…do something for the purpose of that?”

“The red guy in one of your dreams was probably Hypperio, right, with his white robes drenched in blood?” Laura reasoned. “I literally don’t know about any of this stuff, but sacrificing one wizard to get magic back just sounds a little too cheap.”

Janna nodded with a frown, but Furio’s eyes glanced up at.

“A gate, you said?” He inserted, stroking his beard.

Bit by bit, they were piecing it together. According to Furio, there were two tales of how magic came into the world. Common legend had it that it was given to the mortals by Mada, daughter of Hesinde, an affront for which Praios had chained her to the moon. When the moon rose, that was an expression of her fight against the chains. When it fell, she got tired.

The other version was older.

“Magic was given to man by the fairies, or else they gave it to the elves who then gave it to the druids. Either way, it seems to have been tied to Vengyr in some capacity. He was said to be the eldest of the druids. If that gate led to the world of fairies…”

The intricacies of how that dubious man had done it were impossible to know.

“This explains why it went away the moment I cut Vengyr’s throat.” Dari said, strangely apart from her fear. “But if there was some sort of arrangement struck the last time, for magic to be in mortal hands, then...why would it be given a second time, and to a black wizard at that?”

“Given?” Tiny Furio raised a meaningful brow on Laura’s hand. “Or taken?”

“We have to go to the Farindel.” Janna said suddenly and with iron determination. “That man is there, I just know it. Lissandra is going there to set him free. It’s either go there or we wander through Nostria, looking for my friends.”

‘When we meet the next time.’ He had said at Joborn, Laura recalled.

It was scary how it all fell into place now.

She shook her head: “I don’t think that’s a good idea. Are you even able to walk? What if that man messes with our heads?”

The whole time, Janna had both her hands on her belly, rubbing it. It was clear that she was in pain, so much so that she didn’t even think of taking Furio away from Laura. Now and then, she grimaced, and strange gurgling noises came from her gut.

“I’m getting better.” Janna insisted. “It was worse than this before. It just hurts so much.”

“Janna!” A gruff voice shouted in the camp. “You are awake!”

It was General Scalia again, interrupting the decidedly weird reunion.

“She’s in no condition to travel to your empire.” Laura cut him off before he could even begin.

Then she filled Janna in about the situation there, how the nobility was rebelling against its emperor and civil war seemed looming. Franka Salva Galahan had kept good track of this situation, even though she was a Honinger Galahan and not a Kusliker one, like Finnian ui and Branwyn ni Bennain, who’s father had been Romin Galahan of Kuslik.

“Horas is a little far, my Lord General.” Janna told Scalia with a frown. “I cannot walk for days on end in my condition, I cannot!”

“Then Laura must go.” He said matter-of-factly.

Laura rolled her eyes at the brazenness: “No! I told you, I am not leaving Albernia undefended! I am its Queen now, but if I go away, Nordmarken will devour it like a wedge of cheese! And I’m not leaving Janna alone again, not with magic being back and all that! And we need Furio with us as well, at all times. If you have to save your Empire from itself, then go! We will fight for you again, once things have calmed down and Janna is better!”

“Then this is the end of our cooperation.” The tiny general concluded, no emotion betraying the potential gravity of it at all.  

“No, it’s not!” Laura snapped at him. “I conquered Albernia for you! I will bring Janna there, step by step if I have to! If you want us for enemies then I might as well just stomp all of you here and now!”

She rose to show them how tiny they were. Their trebuchets were not aimed at her, and she would avoid most of the fire from hornets and scorpions if she moved quickly. There were a few thousand of them, some outside the camp to harvest lumber. Once the artillery pieces were crushed under her heel, it would be a slaughter the kind if which the world hadn’t seen since Thorwal.

“Laura!” Furio addressed her harshly.

She looked down on him, and in a moment she realized how important he was, how much she liked him despite everything, and how deep she was in his debt. Her heart softened considerably.

“I didn’t mean that, Furio.” She gave in, crouching down again feebly, her anger collapsing like a fractal tower. “You are Horasian and we need you. It’s just that, with Janna ill and all, I can’t go to Horas now. I just can’t. Can you forgive me for that?”

The wizard stroked his beard: “Let me speak to the Generalissimo. I am certain there is a solution to this.”

While Laura’s hands were in front of her and close enough to each other, Dari suddenly ran and jumped over to Furio, coming to a rolling halt that looked as routine as if performed by a judo master.

“Nostria was burned.” The tiny girl said nonchalantly after her stunt. “It stands to reason that the docks were damaged as well. You did not destroy Havena as you were ordered, though, did you?”

It was a question for Laura, and the possible solution to their qualm.

Scalia consented grimly when the proposal was put to him by Furio. Someone had to go, clearly, especially now where Finnian ui Bennain was apparently sailing for Horas.

Only Janna was not satisfied yet.

“We have to go to the Farindel!” She insisted. “It’s important, somehow, I just know it is! You haven’t seen what I have seen.”

She wanted the ogresses captured and her friend the witch caught, if still possible. Then she wanted to go to the Farindel, find the man from her dream and crush him. Something seemed to scare her about him, and if he had been able to invade her mind, albeit only in her dream, then that was probably justified.

That magic was back now, apparently, was a bad circumstance for them, but it was something they might be able to deal with so long as Furio was their protector.

And the Farindel was not so far away from where they were, and Honingen was close to it where Laura had to be in order to ward against Nordmarken. Franka Salva Galahan had enough food laid by to host two armies, more than enough for Janna to rest up and get to full strength again in relative safety.

“I have no idea how long that thing at the Farindel will take.” Janna said in English while they watched the Horasian army break camp. “But once that’s done, we absolutely have to free Steve and Christina. We got them into the mess they are in. They must be terrified.”

When questioned, Dari knew surprisingly lots to add to that. Steve and Christina were kept healthy, she gave to report, but the men Horas had sent to free them had been discovered and killed. They were still the very valuable hostages they had been from the beginning, so the chances of the ogres being cruel to them were slim.

“That’s good.” Janna told the tiny girl. “But I would sleep better if they were with us once again. We have to get them back. I just don’t know how.”

The ogres presented a threat to Albernia as well. The eastern border with Nordmarken was defensible, so long as Laura was there, but the border with Nostria was not. There just hadn’t been any conflict between the two kingdoms up until recently.

“They might try and press it from you.” Janna suggested with a frown. “So long as they have Steve and Christina in their hands, they can basically demand from us anything they want.”

“No.” Laura shook her head. “Even in a hostage situation, the demands have to be reasonable. I will not give them my kingdom. Period. No matter what they do to our friends.”

They weren’t friends, exactly, anyway, far as she was concerned. If anything, the two had been a bother, and only the fact that they were from Earth and classmates from their university had established any sort of sentimental connection.

Janna reacted badly, though.

“We are not letting them be harmed!” She insisted. “If they ask us for that stupid kingdom, we should give it to them and ask that Steve and Christina be turned over to us in exchange, or at least one of them, like only Steve. If you want Albernia so bad we can wrestle it back from them afterwards. They smush just like everything else when we step on them.”

“Oh, you haven’t seen them at Joborn.” Laura replied sourly. “They are scary as heck with their weapons. One or two aren’t the problem, but imagine, like, two hundred of them running at you. They can kill us.”

Janna only shrugged: “We’re gonna have to deal with them too, then. Or what were you gonna do? Sit around in Albernia and act like Nostria doesn’t exist?!”

“Or run far, far away.” Laura suggested. “We wanted to go south, remember?”

“Not without Steve.” Janna turned away. “And Christina.”

They were fighting again, Laura discovered to her dread.

“Let’s get you back to strength first and then decide what we do, hm?” She suggested desperately.

“Fine, after we go to the Farindel.”

Laura didn’t know why it was so bloody important, and neither did Janna, by the looks of it. She couldn’t give a reason.

“Help me understand this.” She tried. “This guy we’re afraid of now, he can’t leave that place we think is in the Farindel Forest unless your little witch friend shows up and lets him out? What if we find the witch and smush her, wouldn’t that solve it till, like, forever?”

“I don’t want her harmed!” Janna snapped, surprisingly quickly. “If we got our hands on her then that would be good. I just…in my dream, the man said nothing could keep her from that place. I have a feeling she’s already not with my ogre friends anymore.”

“Furio said they got men after them, right? They just have to follow their footprints.”

Janna disagreed: “They go over terrain that horses can’t run on, and those tiny guys are gonna have no way to catch up. When they smell a large group of men, they run. If it’s a small one, they’ll kill them. You might have a chance. But I don’t know if this way we miss something deeply important down south.”

“Like what?”

Janna sighed: “I don’t know, Laura. But this man, as we concluded before the interruption, may have literally brought magic back to life. And he is evil. That combination makes me think it might probably be a good idea to stomp him while we still can or whatever.”

To Laura, it sounded more like they should stay away from him, but she didn’t want to fight again.

 “So, do you want me to go look for those ogresses then?” She asked. “I’m allowed to kill them, though, right, just not that witch?”

Janna bit her lip, making Laura flare with desperation.

“They were actually quite fun.” Janna said while making puppy eyes, a move that was more typical for Laura than for her. “I swear I think the one with dreads had a crush on me.”

Laura couldn’t help but chuckle: “Was she into being your slave, or what?”

“We were more like friends with benefits.” Janna shrugged. “It was weird. But fun.”

Laura did not know how to feel about that.

It was in that moment, that a rumbling shook the ground, starting as a tiny vibration that would have been dismissible, but building into something Laura knew was an earth quake even if she had never experienced one before.

“Do you feel that?” Janna asked, just as Laura wanted to ask jokingly if she farted.

Then the real thing hit, which wasn’t so bad as it might have been. There weren’t any concrete structures around that could collapse, and even if there had been all would have remained standing unless there were major flaws in their design. Some tents collapsed in the camp, but most remained upright. And after the frost, there weren’t even any leaves on the trees around that could have been shaken off.

“That was an earthquake.” Janna noted when it ended as quickly as it had come.

Laura met her stare: “You think it means something? Probably not, right?”

“I don’t bloody know.” Janna shook her head in bewilderment.

There was a general sense of unease among the Horasians, most of whom now scrambled to put the tents back up and fight the fires that had started from wax cloth plummeting into braziers. Laura leaned over to any within her reach to help them out.

It was probably best not to get spooked too much and keep her mind on the things at hand. Thinking about them was not a pleasurable affair, though.

“So, you want to go to the Farindel.” She began. “I have to go to Honingen to keep watch against Nordmarken. That means we want to go in the same direction. You want to free Steve and Christina somehow, and I have to figure out a way to keep those god-damn ogres from attacking my kingdom. You also have to take it easy for a while until you are better. And you should probably take a bath, which is gonna suck because there’s just not enough warm water in these parts.”

Janna rolled her eyes: “Yeah, we got ninety nine problems and no fucking solutions right now.”

Then she rubbed her belly and groaned.

Laura thought and thought to no avail, making the pause an awkward and strained one before she finally spoke: “Well, we still have each other. And we know where we want to go.”

Janna’s tongue poked through her cheek in a way that foretold nothing good.

Her eyes were icy cold: “We knew where we wanted to go, what we wanted to do, and everything. You had to fuck it all up, first by going AWOL on that lion bitch, and then you leave me all alone up here while you play your dumbass games in Albernia.”

There it was, the accusation, the truth that Laura had feared. Janna didn’t even shout or sound overly emotional, just cold, which made it all so much worse.

“I’m sorry about that.” She said earnestly. “If I could undo any of that then I would.”

Janna only scoffed and turned away again.

“You have to look at the bright side of it.” Laura went on. “Furio seems healthy again, right, and, I mean, having Albernia for ourselves isn’t so bad. It’s certainly better than Andergast, and I’m sure you are going to get better in Honingen real soon. We just have to get there.”

It didn’t seem to help, though, so she tried something else.

“If we want to arrive before your little witch, we better get going. With magic back, who knows, maybe she’ll right a fucking broom and be there before us.”

Janna’s head turned back at her, but her eyes flicked upward following something seemingly in the sky.

“What the hell?” She breathed. “Is that a spaceship?”

Chapter 47 by squashed123
Author's Notes:

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Thank you for your ongoing support. I meant to publish this much earlier, but life's been especially bitchy these last few weeks. I was writing a bit during all this time, but I could neither proof-read nor publish. Next chapter is on Patreon available for supporters and will go public in a week.

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The elk had carried Lissandra on its back for a long distance and through many obstacles. It was a friendly animal, good-hearted and intelligent. It had known the place where to cross the river.

Gundmalm and Ogarag had not noticed Lissandra leaving, two days ago. She was nearing her hill now. The brush was so thick that the endless sea of branches kept scratching her.

When the voices started the elk baulked and threw her off into a thorn bush, which made her scratches worse. They were strange voices, squeaky and near, even though she could not see who uttered them. First she thought it were the trees, but that couldn’t be.

“Trees don’t speak, silly.” She told herself and laughed.

“Come!” The voices pleaded with her. “The master, he needs your help!”

Her tummy hurt abominably from hunger and Lissandra wanted nothing more than to eat a healthy stew of her mushrooms, the big kind that grew in abundance on her hill. All would be good. Longleg would be there, alive. The man had said so. She had seen the little spider in Janna’s dream.

Her feet knew the way, somehow. Or else she was just going forward. When she put her hand against a gnarled, old pine to push past it her hand came back sticky with red sap, like blood. She frowned and wiped it off onto her furs.

Then, suddenly, it was there. Her hill, her place, as she had left it. Except it wasn’t as she had left it at all. Her hut was still smashed. That had been Gun and Oga’s work. They had definitely not painted everything red, though, as it was now.

The grass was red, dark, deep red, like blood. The mushrooms looked like bubbling blisters, bouncing up and down with an eerie life. Even the rocks and stones, they looked like the altar in the centre of the hill after an animal was sacrificed as the druids sometimes used to do.

All was red but him, the man in the black robes.

He appeared out of thin smoke in front of her, past the rocks from whence the trees did not encroach any further.

“You have come.”

He looked as she remembered him: young face, grey hair. The strange glass and wood thing filled with sand was in his hand. He turned it over, making the sand run again just as all of it was on one end of the impasse.

“Touch the stone and free me.”

Suddenly, Lissandra was having second thoughts.

“Mh-mh!” She shook her head as vigorously as she could. “You made it all red! You said it would be all well, not red! I don’t like this red, I do not! It looks like blood!”

It was a bad colour. She did not like these mushrooms either.

“Come on.” He rolled his eyes in a way she liked even less. “Just…touch it once!”

‘This is a bad man.’ She thought in her heart. ‘I should not have come here.’

His expression softened somewhat at her thoughts: “It will be fine. I will make it as it was before, as soon as you free me. Believe me, I can and I will.”

“I do not believe you!” Lissandra insisted. “Look at how red it is! How will it ever be normal again!”

“It just will.” He said, raising his hand.

As in the dream, Longleg came out of his sleeve.

‘Bite him!’ Lissandra thought. ‘Bite him and come to me!’

The feeling she felt was unlike her, she noted, just as her place was no longer itself. Even Longleg seemed strange there, on this man’s hand.

But Lissandra loved Longleg, longed for her with every fibre.

“Oh!” It came desperately from her lips without even wanting.

“If you don’t free me, I’ll break her.” He said, slowly closing the fingers of his hand. 

He didn’t have such scary, hairy, big hands as some men had, like the man in that dream of Janna’s. But Longleg was just a spider, tiny and with eight legs and eight cutesy-wootsy eyes.

She touched the stone.

-

“Looks more like an aircraft.” Laura said next to Janna, squinting at the sky. “With like three cockpits, though.”

Janna checked and found that Laura seemed to be looking at something slightly different. When she searched for the one she had been looking at, a sort of greyish one, she found another, greenish one instead.

“Holy shit, there’s like dozens of them.” She pointed, and pointed, and pointed.

Then Laura saw it two.

The things were flying. They had wings, every one, and generally the shape of an aeroplane. It was impossible to tell how far away they were, or else how big they were in turn.

As the dawn came upon Janna’s mind, the horrible words tumbled from Laura’s tongue: Dragons.

When they showed their discovery to Furio, the bearded wizard dropped the pipe from his mouth. Then he turned, never saying a word.

“What the hell is going on?” Laura asked with unmistakable fear in her voice.

The dragons were crossing the sky like airliners and nothing seemed to hint at an attack or anything like that.

Janna knew what was up: “Lissandra opened the gate. Whatever happened there, they must have come through with like a lot of other bad stuff. I think our problems just got worse.”

Laura looked as though she wanted to cry and started hugging her knees.

“It’s okay.” Janna tried to assure her, grimly as though her voice came out. “It’s just more fairy dust bullshit. Those dragons look like they’re going some place, so let’s not fuss over it. Just don’t kiss any frogs, alright?”

It would have been easier to bear had Steve been with them, and Christina. Even though she and Laura were huge, what Furio had said about minds was true and just now Janna yearned for more Earthly shoulders to share the burden.

The only thing they could do was to ignore it.

“Come on.” Janna said. “We have to go.”

When she stood up, her head started spinning and she would have fallen right onto the Horasians had Laura not been there to steady her. In her condition, it was best that Laura took charge of Furio as well, despite everything.

They just had to get going.

The knot in Janna’s belly was torturing her, but she could walk even if her legs felt like pudding.

“This man will accompany us!” Furio called out from below when Laura bent to get him.

He was referring to a man in civilian clothes, no armour, a Horasian with black hair bound to a ponytail, high cheekbones and only a moustache. A thin épée dangled from the belt slung through tight black britches, and he wore a fur mantle over his brocade shirt.

“My name is Leonidas Hatchet!” He bowed in a way that seemed somehow excessive. “I shall assist you with the governance of Albernia in the name of his Royal Magnificence, Horasio the Third!”

“I don’t really need any help with that.” Laura bristled in reply, but General Scalia riding next to Furio was not going to have it.

“You conquered Albernia for Horas!” He bellowed in his most booming voice. “Signor Hatchet will make sure that it is so!”

“At your service!” The tiny man with the black hair bowed again.

He was a queer figure, but Janna did not have it in her to look into him more.

When they set out it were Dari from Lauraville, Hatchet and Furio on Laura’s hand, as well as Janna leaning on Laura’s shoulder. The going was slow but steady, but at least the sky was dragon-free by then.

It was a little weird. They had spotted those strange things, but not gotten to see one up close, or interact with one at any level whatsoever.

“Do you feel a little better yet?” Laura asked hopefully after the first few meters.

Janna shook her head: “Less dizzy, but it still hurts.”

They had both blankets draped over Janna, Laura’s provisions from Albernia distributed into their jeans’ pockets instead. Janna had a bit of the cheese on the way, which tasted like home but sent her stomach to more rumbling.

The walk soon took them to a river that they both had to run and jump over in order to cross it.

“This is the Tommel.” Laura explained. “The border river between Nostria and Albernia.”

Then she looked around.

“We’re already in Winhall County, if I’m not mistaken. It won’t be so far.”

They followed the stream upwards, leading east.

While walking, it was all Janna could do to keep her mind focused on putting one foot before the other. It wouldn’t be long before she needed a break.

She could take it when they came upon a huge fortress, triangular with multiple, thick walls, three huge round towers surrounding an even larger round keep connected with more stone works. It was the definition of defensiveness, far as Janna could tell.

Situated on a peninsula in the river, it’s banks where sharp, jagged rocks. Singular, the connection with the shore was but a small, barren land bridge with a path on it, an outer ward with a second gatehouse and two smaller round towers offering a seemingly superfluous additional layer of protection.

“Hold on, I haven’t conquered this place yet.” Laura went ahead.

In its shadow, a few steps more eastward lay a huge village of daub and wattle homes. A watermill’s wheel plunged merrily in the stream, cow and chicken pens where there and Janna could see signs of wood work.

‘This is what you get.’ Steve had said in Janna’s dream.

It was stupid and irrational, but she couldn’t help it. She just hoped Laura wouldn’t be wantonly cruel to these people, since they were now her subjects.

It was rainless but foggy, so the population had spotted them much too late. They made for their houses first, no doubt grabbing what they could before running for the dubious protection of their fortress.

“Kneel before your queen, you worthless bugs!” Laura cheered, stomping onward on a path that would have doomed the village if she had not stopped at the castle.

She leaned over the thing, the keep reaching up to around her navel which was nothing short of impressive, underscoring how massive the whole thing seemed. Janna could not remember seeing something comparable, except for maybe Waskir in Thorwal, had it not been a dirty disappointment inside.

“There’s literally no one here.” Laura complained, peering.

On the towers flew flags with a weird device on them that Janna had seen at Winhall before.

“Fenwasian.” Laura concluded darkly and tore one of them off.

Meanwhile, the villagers really did kneel. Laura was blocking the way to their castle anyway, but Janna would still have put money on the notion that they would rather run the other way instead of submitting.

Four or five dozen people assembled at the edge of the collection of straw-roofed huts, children, old ones, everybody but any fighting age male, and bent their knees collectively before her. More and more showed up as the word spread, children running up the long winding dirt roads from house to house and farmstead to farmstead, letting everyone know.

“Oh!” Laura made when she noticed after her castle venture seemed unsuccessful. “I guess Turon Taladan sent a herald.”

Janna did not know what that meant, and she was unable to care. She only took note that some villagers were on one knee whereas others were on both, as if they were praying.

“What is this place?” Laura asked, taking a step forward and hinting to the castle to her left. “And why are there Fenwasian colours flying?!”

The observation visibly angered her.

A presumably native village elder replied: “You are in the Barony of Oakwood, this is your village of Barnhill, oh Queen, where every man and child are your loyal subjects! The castle you see is the Streamguard, seat of our Lord Arthgal of house Fenwasian who is Baron in your name!”

Laura put her hands on her hips and tapped her foot: “So it was from here that your Lord marched on Iaun Cyll? I should digest the lot of you for your insolence. But I know something better.”

She waved Janna onward and gave her a grin.

“They’re yours.” She said in English. “I know you want them. Must have been a while since you got to smush someone.”

Janna had no such desire, though, not since she had lived the village life of Bessa. If only Laura would understand.

“You shouldn’t be so cruel to the people you govern.” She said. “Whatever that lord did is no fault of theirs. He just took their sons and husbands and walked away with them. Just kill him and put like a just, lenient guy in his place.”

There were three or four hundred people, some still making their way while others recognized that Laura was so huge that it didn’t matter how close to her they knelt.

“Jesus Christ, you really are ill.” Laura replied with a frown.

She looked down on her subjects again.

“Your Lord is captive after losing in battle to Ilaen Albenblood.” She told them nonchalantly. “Who rules here now?”

The people looked genuinely shocked and hurt by this news. Whatever headdress, scarfs, felt and wool caps or whatnot hadn’t come off upon kneeling was now removed at once.

“His…” The village elder croaked and choked upon his words. “His wife then, the lady Isora Fenwasian of Tsafield-Stormrock!” He took a pause. “May I…say that it is a great honour for us to have you, your Grace, but we were told that we had one giant queen now, not two?”

“If you think you can levy questions at me, I’m going to crush you.” Laura took a step and hovered her foot above him, looking down as if she was about to kill a spider in her dorm room on Earth.

There were many innocent bystanders in the shadow of her foot, but Janna knew Laura would not care.

“Laura, don’t.” She said determinedly. “They’ve done nothing wrong and the question is perfectly reasonable.”

The villagers used the moment Janna had bought them to scurry out from under Laura’s heel, all but the elder.

It looked a tad awkward as she stood there on one leg, one foot in the air and turned her head: “These people are Fenwasian people, Janna. You don’t understand. They’re fair game. In fact, I kind of have to bulldoze them.”

Her foot touched the ground and started sinking into it, leaving no sight of the old man.

Villagers cried and moaned. People hugged their loved ones.

Janna knew how they felt.

“And will you tear down this castle as well?” She asked angrily. “This absolute state-of-the-art fortress on the very border you were so worried about earlier?”

There was no way the old man was still alive, she knew, but perhaps she could save the others. If all else failed, she would shove Laura into the river.

Laura’s eyes widened, though: “Oh, I almost forgot! I can station troops here and stuff! Brilliant!”

She looked at the castle with entirely new eyes.

“Won’t work without the support infrastructure.” Janna nodded at the village. “So, unless you’re gonna resettle several hundred people, that plan is doomed.”

Laura looked at the villagers cowering by her foot: “Fuck!”

She took a step back, a splotch of skin and clothing where the old man lay flattened.

“I’m gonna have to talk to Turon about this.” She said before speaking down again. “Is her ladyship in the castle?”

She was, it turned out, as were Arthgal Fenwasian’s offspring. The lady was thirty, her dizygotic twins, a boy and a girl, seven years of age, according to the villagers.

It looked as though they were not going to come out, though, no matter what Laura threatened to do.

“You cannot mean that.” Janna intervened at point blank when the ideas Laura brought forth became exceedingly steeped in barbarity.

“What?!” She asked, as if it was normal what she did. “They are Fenwasians, Janna. There is no place in Albernia left for them.”

Janna understood how true that was in a medieval context. She was also aware that the two of them agreed to handle local morals the local way.

That was before, however.

“You know there’s the option of exile, right? You don’t have to murder everybody. This lady isn’t even a real Fenwasian, she just married in with the pricks. And don’t people all over Albernia recognize the name? Aren’t many, like, totally loyal to them?”

“You really don’t get it.” Laura shook her head, angering Janna even more.

They were in a full-blown fight all over again.

“No, you don’t get it!” She shouted at her friend. “Go, move on, my belly hurts!”

Laura’s face darkened: “I get that, Janna, but I have to figure this out first!”

“Well, I’m going.” Janna went ahead to move past her. “Fuck you if you don’t come.”

Laura spread her arms in a gesture of helplessness, then turned to alarm, holding Janna back.

“Don’t you touch me!” Janna flared, shoving.

“You’re gonna crush them!”

Janna was so angry and aggrieved that she had all but forgotten about the crowd of people. One more step and she would have ended two dozen of them under her foot.

“You’ll need a new Fenwasian strategy, alright?” She said, impressed by the almost disaster. “Let’s just go.”

Thankfully, Laura let the lady and her kids be after that. It wasn’t right to kill them and the things she had said had been deeply evil. It seemed that to make up for their fight she tried to win Janna’s favour back with a new gadget.

“Check this out.” She said without any introduction as they walked, pulling something from the back pocket of her jeans.

It turned out to be a map, by the look of it painted onto a small sail and then waxed over to make it sturdy.

“This is Albernia, roughly.” She went on to explain. “Franka Galahan had it made for me. She’s really clever. We just were, here, I guess. That’s got to be Barnhill, given how big it is. Next up is Winhall, and the Farindel after that. We’re walking around it, practically. That there is Honingen, where we’re going.”

The map showed the four counties and many places with neat little paintings on it.

Laura elaborated: “Winhall is the county where we first made landfall, so to speak. We wiped out the city, and there isn’t much to say for the rest to be honest with you. The county of Honingen belongs to Franka Salva Galahan. She came over to me by the help of this guy I met. To its east is the Duchy of Nordmarken. The Duke had captured the city of Honingen, but Franka lured him away with a fake message about a tourney somewhere. The guy is a real idiot.”

She laughed, and Janna allowed herself a compensatory smile.

 

“The county of Bredenhag, as you can see, is really large. Turon Taladan, the guy who got me Franka, is ruling it for now. He used to be one of Arlan Stepahan’s stewards.”

“And Havena?” Janna asked, now genuinely interested. “What’s it like?”

Laura’s eyes widened: “It is huge! I only went briefly because…you know. But we absolutely have to go there together some time.”

She came in for a hug, happy, and Janna let her.

“Arlan Stepahan is a prisoner of the Horasians!” The young woman squeaked from Laura’s hand when they dis-embraced.

Their conversation had been in English, but the tiny thing must have understood the name. It was strange, their minuscule companions had not spoken on the entire journey until now.

As if they were pets.

“What?!” Laura gaped at the speck of a girl with a mixture of bewilderment and anger. “Damnit, I could’ve used him so good!”

She turned her head as if trying to decide whether or not to go back. Janna determined immediately that she wouldn’t allow it.

That Dari had broken the silent state of affairs seemed to encourage Furio to speak as well.

“He will be a more valuable hostage to King Finnian, rather than anybody else.” He pointed out. “But wasn’t there something Branwyn ni Bennain said about a rift between us and the Galahans? I heard you speak the name quite fondly.”

It sounded like a very important question, but Laura seemed happy he brought it up: “That’s actually only a thing with the Kusliker Galahans, namely Finnian and Branwyn, as it turns out. They are the spawn of Romin Galahan of Kuslik. When I learned, obviously, I was pretty angry. And add to that, Reo Conchobair was a bastard, did you know?”

“I did not.” Furio replied insecurely.

“Anyway,” Laura continued in the tone of a suburban coffee party, “I ate her and crushed him, and that was that. And now I’m queen.”

Janna had not even thought to ask after that. It just seemed logical that Laura, ever the little princess she was, would want to be in charge. The fact that this was entirely different from the original plan had escaped Janna, her subconscious deeming the issue unimportant.

It really told how she felt about Laura’s Albernian venture.

“Now, Franka Salva Galahan is a Honinger Galahan, with whom you have no strife. There’s actually a third branch of that house, or was anyway, the so-called Hussbeck-Galahans. Do you know what happened to them, Janna?”

“No?” Janna replied with a voice that let it be known she did not really care. “What happened to them, Laura?”

“You crushed the last of their line under your ass.”

That made Janna chuckle despite everything, even her supposed reformation.

“King Aele!” The tiny man who’s name was Leonidas Hatchet piped up. “The king of Andergast! He was not the last of their line. There was a bastard people were looking for in the succession, only he likely got himself trampled by ogres. The new king of Andergast is-”

“Unimportant.” Laura cut him off with a grin.

It was baffling how bloody huge she was, Janna noted, and how tiny the people on her hand by comparison. Laura hadn’t grown, Janna was still taller and meatier than her, but Janna’s perspective had changed.

“Can we keep going.” She urged. “I want to get to the Farindel and see if we can’t find that man.”

They had stopped when Laura brought out the map, standing uselessly in the middle of nowhere, discussing trivia about Albernian nobility that she couldn’t have cared any less about.

“Farindel is that way!” Furio pointed immediately. “That there in the distance, that is it!”

There was a hint of forest to be seen to their right, indeed.

“Isn’t it better if we go through there anyway?” Janna asked with a hint to the map.

Laura pressed her lips together: “Umm, I still don’t think we should.”

Janna let out a sigh that made her plead.

“You don’t understand. There’s, like, really weird magic in there! At Iaun Cyll there is this guy, he went into the Farindel once and when he came out again it was, like, three hundred years later! I’m not kidding Janna. With magic back, we simply cannot go in there right now!”

Janna grew only ever more perplexed by that. It was as if Albernia had made Laura forget everything that was important. She couldn’t have said exactly why finding out more about the man with the hourglass was important, only that he scared her and that she wanted him dead. He was mighty, in a magical way, and such simply could not be allowed to live. Plus, his demeanours in the inn had unnerved her.

“Fuck this.” She shook her head and went, away from the river and southward toward the trees.

Laura pleaded the whole way but ultimately had to come with her, meekly.

When they got close, however, they saw a very different picture than what they had expected.

“Oh, no.” Laura breathed, looking at the colossal, strange mess before them.

Everything was…red.

Moreover, it appeared to be infested with something. Strange webs hung in certain places, like arteries from tree to tree. It all looked interconnected somehow. And it appeared to be spreading.

“No, no, no!” Laura whined, rushing forward.

Janna did not understand a thing.

The spreading seemed to affect only singular trees or plants first, from where the corruption then wandered as if from an outpost. Viruses affected the weakest hosts in a population first, Janna knew, and could spread from there to the healthier specimen around them. She didn’t know any virus that could do this, though.

Laura went close to one such red tree, gingerly placing her foot in its vicinity.

And the tree reached for her shoe.

Janna had to rub her eyes: “What the hell?!”

“Fuck!” Laura screamed, kicking the tree so hard that it exploded into a gout of red blood.

“Get the fuck away from there!” Janna rushed over to pull her back. “What if it’s contagious?!”

Little brown things were running for Laura’s feet and it took a moment for Janna to realize that they were animals. There were different sorts, even, three deer cows, a bear, a badger, two foxes and all manner of things so small she could not have said with certainty.

Under normal circumstances, they should have preyed on and eaten one another, except the only thing that seemed to interest them was Laura’s foot. It was terrifying beyond anything, but in the moment that did not matter so much.

“Hargh!” Janna made with disgust as she stomped her foot down on the devilish creatures.

At least they seemed not to have turned red before she squished them.

“Let’s go, we have to get away from here!” Janna shouted.

While being led away, Laura explained: “This is the Red Curse! It’s back!”

She didn’t know all too much about it, only that the main symptom was red trees who’s wood seemed to have turned to meat, and murderously aggressive wildlife, even the herbivores.

“We’ll learn more about it.” Janna said with her arm around her friend, half leaning on and half shoving her back to the river. “We’ll figure this out. Let’s just add it to our list of unsolved problems.”

There were a lot of items on that list, and if they were to stay in Albernia this might become the primary one yet. The corruption had affected a huge part of the Farindel, and there was no telling how far it had gotten south. At Winhall, destroyed but for most of its walls, they still saw it and still all the way down south to the castle called Iaun Cyll.

By that time, Janna’s belly was hurting abominably, she was hungry and they were out of food. Furio also advised that it might be a bad idea to drink the local water, so she was thirsty as well.

“It’s fine.” Laura said to that. “We will rest up at Iaun Cyll in Weyringen. I left a garrison there. It’s going to be fine.”

It wasn’t, though.

The castle was a huge square with huge towers and thick walls, a walled-in village beside it. Neither village nor castle had gates anymore, however, and it looked as though something had simply overrun the place.

The garrison Laura had left there was not to be found. There was blood, telltale signs of killing, but no bodies.

“Oh, fuck!” Laura’s voice was trembling with fear. “Go, go, go, we have to make it south! What if Honingen was attacked as well!”

Janna felt as though her belly might rip open. The pain had gotten worse, she was tired, sweating and cold, and the blankets weighed heavy on her shoulders. Nevertheless, they ran.

It was like those damned mountains in Thorwal. Their existence was suddenly at stake. If Honingen was gone, what then? Janna was the first time in these parts and it didn’t seem as though Laura had ventured very far to the south either.

There was an end to the corruption, though, clearly. All they had to do was reach the nearest populated place. Janna gagged and spat on the ground as she ran against her exhaustion. The taste in her mouth was bitter, and the phlegm came out pink with blood.  

It was at that point that she wanted to say something, that she could not keep up this pace, but Laura had already discovered living souls inside a castle on a cliff, much smaller than the one she had called Iaun Cyll.

Feyrenwall, which was this castle’s name, had more natural defenses than the earlier one. It lay atop a rocky cliff, the only access being a drawbridge over a natural crevice. Whatever had attacked and overrun Iaun Cyll clearly did not possess siege engines, although, if Janna was true to herself, she couldn’t think of any siege engine capable of besieging this castle.

The drawbridge was up and there were men posted on the battlements bearing bows and crossbows.

Despite being extremely defensible, the castle was also small. Janna and Laura would not have been able to lay down in its yard, so it was clear that they couldn’t stay here, even if the corruption was decidedly less severe in these parts with only singular trees showing signs of the Red Curse.

Laura spoke a few sentences to an old, leathery warrior she named Reodred Ardwain who told her in no uncertain terms what had happened.

“We were attacked by wild beasts, animals, boars and wolves.” The man said in a deep, rasping voice that befit his appearance. “Milord grew feverish from that quarrel, so we hauled everything here. When we got the prisoners out two of them got loose. There was fighting but neither party wanted to get caught by the beasts with our britches down, so we all went our ways. Been this way once before with the Curse, you know? Wasn’t pretty the last time around, but up there is worse than I’ve ever seen. Someone might want to go look for the Moorwatch lads.”

“What about the dragons?” Laura asked next, a prudent question. “Did you see them?”

“Aye.” The leathery warrior replied without hesitation. “Lucky us they seemed as eager to get away from this place as the unicorns we saw crossing the river. Some of the lads say they saw fairies buzz through the air as well. It’s like that rumble split the earth open and unleashed the contents of a thousand children’s tales.”

Laura inquired after the health of a man named Ilaen Albenblood, the local lord who had taken a quarrel in an assassination attempt with a wound that opened and festered, but the leathery castellan could not add any additional information to that. She inquired after a singer as well, who, as it turned out, was in Honingen. It became clear to Janna that Laura had built an intimate connection with these people and this land. This was were she had gone first after Janna had brought Furio to Joborn. It had been a week ago, give or take, but it already felt like a lifetime.

It was the last thing of that day Janna remembered clearly, the rest lost in a blur of pain and dark. She awoke in the morning, famished, dried-out and in agony, but wrapped neatly in her sleeping bag beside a lake with a chateau right in the middle of it.

She could tell immediately that it had been a castle once. Then someone had added walls atop the battlements, put pointy, shingled roofs upon the towers, and added windows upon windows upon windows, all made of glass.

The water in the lake was deep black, mirroring the cloudy sky above. Janna leaned in for a drink, plunging her mouth into the icy wet until the voice of an old woman stopped her.

“Does she mean to drain my moat?” The voice asked playfully. “Or are the contents of my chamber pot so sweet that she could not resist them?”

Before a wooden litter she stood, a wisp of an old lady in an extravagant green gown. A white silk cloth held a flat-topped hat of the same colour. She and her entourage of servants were surrounded by a colourful bunch of knights in green surcoats with silver wasps on them while their shields were painted in the colours of their own heraldry. Janna saw a honeycomb on red, a beehive on white and green, a silver knight with a spear on blue, a golden bushel on green, and a yellow tower on dark teal.

The servants were marginally interesting as well, even though it was usually quite easy to overlook them. There were male and female servants present, two of the males and one of the females being people of colour, Africans, had Janna not known better.

The lady herself was pasty-faced and had three white ferrets embroidered on her chest, same as the banners that flew upon the towers.

Janna spat the last mouthful of water back into the lake.

“Oh, yes.” The lady commented, nodding. “That will improve the water. Have no fear, giant child, I take care not to have my privy shafts end in the lake surrounding my own home. Don’t shit were you eat, the peasants say. A truism!”

She gave a laugh that was crisp, short and superior.

“I am sorry.” Janna said. “I have to drink. My throat is parched.”

“And drink you shall!” The old lady looked at her as though she saw an especially stupid grandchild, which was quite astonishing given the difference in dimension. “Our new queen has already seen fit to repurpose my firefighting vessels to boil mulled wine for you. A hundred large barrels of fine red await you in my city, refined with spices from places off and beyond your imagination. How is your belly?”

“It hurts.” Janna replied insecurely. “And it’s empty.”

“Ah!” The lady exclaimed theatrically. “That must be what all that cheese is for. Finally, it all makes so much sense!”

Janna knew she was being mocked, but she was in no condition to be angry. She pushed herself up to take a look around, a thing the old, mighty trees surrounding her had not permitted before.

She saw fields laying ploughed and bare, with a hint of hoarfrost, orchards with bare trees, and pastures that at this time of year only held sheep. The city was south east of her, a little while further on. Laura stood out, crouching, only her head and shoulders visible.

From Janna’s perspective she could make out red-tiled roofs, red brick city walls and white-washed buildings. It looked refined, modern and inviting, at least by the standards of this world.

“You are Franka Salva Galahan.” She said down onto the old lady.

“Countess will suffice, giant child. You must be Janna. We were warned you crushed and ate men at a whim so I thought it prudent to postpone the introduction of my heir grandson and his wife until such time as we could determine your good nature.”

The old face wrinkled up as the countess’ tiny eyes narrowed. It was a test.

‘Do not inflict wanton butchery on my people,’ she was really saying.

She also evidently did not care so much about her own life, much as she would, given how old she was.

“Doing so put me at this impasse,” Janna tried her best at framing a reply that would match the old lady’s style, “so, I will abstain for the nonce, if I can have better. Wine and cheese, you said? That sounds a lot more intriguing than having to pick your bones from my teeth.”

The lady’s grin showed mouth full of her own teeth, which was quite an accomplishment for a person so old. They were grey, though, no doubt from excessive consumption of said wine.

“Well, in that case.”

She pulled a tiny white handkerchief from her pocket and waved it at the castle. The drawbridge was down already, but the wooden gates opened only now. Out walked, arm in arm, a tiny knight in splendid armour and a woman so beautiful that Janna almost gasped.

She remembered what Branwyn ni Bennain had looked like. That one had been a beauty. Standing next to this new one, however, she would have looked something like a washcloth, too often used.

The boy was in his twenties with a mob of dark blond hair. He was handsome enough in a boyish way, tall, slender and with a thick, strong neck.

The girl was not a girl but a young woman, unmistakably older than him by a few years. She wore the countess’ colours in a way that seemed to make the gown come to life in a very vivid way.

Janna was immediately half envious and half in drooling awe.  

“I have the honour to present the heir to Honingen, Ardan Jumian Galahan,” The knight with the honeycomb on his shield bellowed, “and his beloved wife, the lady Devona Fenwasian!”

Janna almost choked on the air in her mouth.

“Fenwasian?” She whispered before realizing that it was pointless with so many ears this close. “Does…does Laura know about this?”

It seemed wasteful to kill such a beautiful thing just for her name. If Laura wasn’t aware the heir to Honingen’s wife was a Fenwasian then Janna would make sure to keep her mouth shut about it.

The young lady heard, pulled away from her husband and rushed to throw herself down before Janna’s knees.

“It is true, I was born a Fenwasian!” She pleaded with an angelic voice uncomfortably laden with fear. “But you must believe me! I am not with them anymore! I love my husband more than anything in this world! I forsake my family, I forsake them! May they freeze eternally in the Netherhells for all I care!”

Janna shifted awkwardly in her seat, unsure what to say.

The countess saved her: “Child, you are besmirching my seamstress’ masterpiece with filth! Get up, or I will be cross with you!”

Ardan Jumian rushed to his wife and pulled her up while she had her chin on her bosom and started sobbing uncontrollably. The look he threw at Janna was a blaming one, which hurt but did not come entirely without justification as right then, at the worst possible time, Janna’s belly gave a noisy rumble.

It wouldn’t do to reminisce of how many people she had sent down there to digest them, people like Bessa, or Father, or Alrik the Younger.

The knights in the green surcoats moved protectively around their betters, shields up, hands upon their sword hilts.

That in turn angered Franka Galahan: “You stand no chance against her, fools! What do you think you are doing?!”

“I don’t want to die!” The Lady Devona Fenwasian cried out. “Please!”

“No one is going to die, stupid girl!” The countess snapped. “The queen has already pardoned you for your families’ failing loyalty!”

The way she said it was a tad queer and forced. It was reasonable to assume that Franka Salva Galahan had only sided with Laura because she had no choice. It was to bend the knee or face the bottom of Laura’s Chuck’s for the old lady, and even if she didn’t care whether or not she herself lived was she without a doubt interested in her grandson’s longevity.

The fact that he was her heir could only mean that whoever had come in between must have died, too, Janna noted only now.

“Straighten your humours, young lady,” the countess went on, “this is an ill-fated time to forget your courtesies!”

At the countess’ words, the knights stepped grimly aside, and the bubble of servants attending the nobility followed at their heels.

This left the Lady Devona exposed, with only her husband’s arm around to protect her.

“Thank you, Countess.” Janna said quickly before the pretty lady could have another fit. “I’d like to apologise to Lady Devona for having scared her. It was never my intention to do so, nor to do her any harm.”

She took the high road and swallowed her pride. If truth be told, the way these tiny nobles treated her was entirely unwarranted, and deeply impolite to begin with. She made sure her tone conveyed at least some of her displeasure.

Lady Devona, in turn, did a half-way curtsy and collapsed unconscious in her husband’s arms. That was rather disappointing.

“Gracious.” Franka Salva Galahan commented with a roll of her eyes. “In your place I would have been fuming. Nothing could have suggested you wanted her ill…other than, mayhaps, the horrified mention of her name, or your enormous size and terrifying reputation.”

She gave another one of her superior laughs and waved her hand at the servants to carry the lady away.

Janna shook her head with bewilderment.

“Tell the lady I’m sorry. And I was very pleased to meet her. And Ardan Jumian as well.”

The boy went with his wife and tossed her another angry look.

“You should go eat.” The countess suggested emphatically. “I know you will forgive me for not joining you. Old. I break my fast early and it’s around this time that I require my prunes. My bowels simply won’t move without them.”

She turned to her litter without so much as waiting for a reply, just as Janna remembered something.

“Hold on.” She said. “You mentioned Laura pardoned Devona for being a Fenwasian, correct?”

The countess turned back and cocked her head.

“There’s a, umm…” Janna had to close her eyes and search for any names she remembered from yesterday. “At Barnhill, the castle in the river, there’s the wife of another Fenwasian…Arthgal, I believe is his name.”

“Oh, yes.” The countess replied, not hiding her puzzlement over the question. “The Baroness Isora. She’s a witch, that one, to hear the peasants tell it. I happen to know her for a mage.”

Now Janna cocked her head at the sudden twist.

“Oh, yes.” The countess said again but at the same time wriggled her head side to side to lessen the severity of her words. “Quite a mundane one, really. Adepta Minor, in the speak of the colleges, and the one she attended was not particularly renowned. The Grey Guild’s pointy hats are much less unnerving than the White Guild’s pious fanatics, you must know. And so much more boring.”

She smiled amiably, hinting for Janna to make a point. Her words seemed to have raised a new one, however.

“What do you mean by fanatics?”

“Ah, well.” Franka turned her head most nobly aside. “Far be it from me to question our holy Praios Church. It’s just that seeing young girls and old women burn alive screaming upsets my delicate digestion. There’s only so much the prunes can do for me.”

Furio was of the white guild, Janna knew, but she was also certain he wouldn’t ever be involved in anything as heinous as a medieval-style inquisition. Maybe she should ask him about that, though.

“Oh.” She said in order to buy time for realigning her thoughts. “Umm, well, I would hate to see Laura kill the Lady Isora and her children. She has twins, a boy and a girl. They’re very young, and since the three of them are Fenwasian-”

The countess raised a hand to interrupt, which Janna did not interpret as a good sign.

“Does not being crushed to death in an instant seem rather like a mercy?” She asked lightly before her voice turned to sneer. “Courtesy of Duke Hagrobald, the Holy Inquisition has come to Honingen…again. They would burn a goat if its beard struck them as wizardly.”

Janna’s heart almost stopped upon hearing.

“Go.” The countess suggested, grinning.

‘Laura would not let that happen.’ Janna thought as she held her belly, half running and half limping toward the city.

Honingen’s walls were red brick growing ever larger as she moved close. The surrounding lands were idyllic in their own right, fertile land with old trees, ditches, low walls and fences, tall grass where neither sheep nor reaper thought to cut short the stalks.

There was not a sign of the Red Curse here, just prosperity, the only blemish being Laura’s footsteps that defiled the countryside like boils on an otherwise immaculate face.

Janna had no eyes for it now, of course.

Laura had almost gotten Furio killed at Winhall. She was reckless, stupid, negligent and immature. It was entirely thinkable that if Furio got in trouble she would simply not notice it.

The city walls were over ten meters tall with wall walks enclosed in stone with red tile roofs. They looked impressive, but they were not a meaningful obstacle to Janna.

As soon as she stepped over them, she had to slow, however. Houses she could avoid, because they were big and immovable, but people were a different matter.

“Make way!” She hissed at the tiny, stupid heads that turned toward her, trying to run for Laura who sat amongst rows of trees in front of a very large, rectangular building.

At its longest point, the city was some fifteen or so meters in diameter, a lot smaller than she would have thought. The population, nevertheless, were several thousand people, crowding the streets under her feet. It was no good if she didn’t want to end up stepping on someone.

“Laura, where is Furio?!” She called out instead, knowing that the whole city had to listen.

Laura turned her head and smiled: “Oh, hey there, sleepy head! It’s almost noon!”

“Where is Furio?!”

She looked hurt: “I’m taking good care of him, Janna. I’m sorry about what happened and I will never let it happen again, okay? I know how important he is.”

“No, where is he?” Janna reiterated heatedly. “There is inquisition in the city!”

“Furio is here with me.” Laura returned, surprised. “And who told you about the inquisition?”

Janna made her way over more carefully. When she looked down, she saw that everyone on the street had already moved carefully aside. Someone even drew their hat at her in a most comical fashion.

When Janna was standing over the yard framed by trees in which Laura was sitting, she received an explanation: “I was just telling these fine gentlemen here that I will not have any wizard burning in my city.”

Laura had chosen the local tongue to bring whomever she was speaking to back into the conversation.

“But this is mandated by our holy Church of Praios!” A man in white and golden robes pointed out, seemingly not for the first time. “If you wish to defy the will of the highest of gods then eternal damnation in the Netherhells will be your penance, giantess!”

Laura turned back to English to explain her predicament: “You see, the trouble is that this dumbass religion was here before us and some of them seem to believe in it very, very much. I can eat them, crush them and fuck them to death, but for some it seems they’d rather be afraid of something imaginary.”

‘The woe of a tyrant.’ Janna thought unbiddenly.

It also sounded oddly familiar.

Seen in that light, religion suddenly seemed to have its merits, had it not been so entirely horrible otherwise.

“And your course of action is to argue with them instead of stomping them flat where they stand?”

It was almost unbelievable to Janna, and her English salted with cynicism.

Laura shrugged: “It’s the same problem, really. I mean...after Thorwal, who is to say that Praios doesn’t exist, but he certainly doesn’t seem to give a fuck about Honingen. The real trouble is that these little nutters believe the Church speaks for him. Yeah, but try telling them that.”

Janna held in for a moment, then laughed. Things had reached peak cynicism.

“You’ll not let them burn Furio?”

“What, are you kidding?!”

Janna breathed a sigh of relief.

“I was told there would be food and mulled wine?” She abandoned the subject at once. “I’m really hungry.”

Laura took that as a positive sign and referred her to the central market just a few steps away. It was large enough to sit in but not do much else. Honingen was pretty crammed.

‘Pretty, though.’ She noted, taking a knee where it was possible to examine what was going on with her breakfast.

In the city, there were several tall and large buildings of note, many temples, manors with their own yards, some with fields attached to them. She saw a Boron temple that was a large, black square with a cupula and a sizeable graveyard next to it. Sticks or stone pillars fixed with the lower half of a wheel marked the dead there. The general style of house was nice too, whitewashed or just half-timbered gable houses, many even with glass windows. That was the scene at the market, of course. Lesser quality quarters existed as well but seemed to be banished further outward.

“Mulled wine, mi-giant-lady?” A bald man with an apron called up to her.

Comparatively gigantic vessels of cast iron or bronze were resting on blackened stones and smouldering over fires. They were what Franka had meant. Their contents were being stirred by sweating men who by the looks of them were more than a little drunk from the fumes.

“I’ll try one.” She smiled, reaching for the nearest pot.

“Ah!” The man called out. “Don’t burn your giant fingers!”

She had to go for one with a fire that had all but burned down instead. To her, the container was the size of a thimble, so the whole affair of drinking was rather bothersome, although miles better than drinking from wooden barrels. The taste was exquisite. It had been long since her tongue had last been treated to orange, cloves, nutmeg, cinnamon and honey, not to mention that the wine they had used was sublime by any standard she knew.

It worked like balm on her belly as well, even though that was probably the alcohol.  

“Pretty awesome, huh?” Laura called over from her yard.

Janna could only agree. She had already tasted the local cheese but having it with wagonloads of bread and barrels worth of butter was an entirely new thing, and the local honey mustard went with it like a charm.

“Those are Honinger Crackers.” Laura explained when barrels upon barrels of boiled sausages caught her attention. “They’re a local delicacy.”

They were almost cold at this point, but nothing short of delicious nonetheless. Supposed to be eaten with regular yellow mustard she soon discovered that they went even better with the honey mustard that came with the cheese.

It was heaven.

“And what is that?” She asked when two wagons full of tiny light-yellow items rolled onto the market square.

Laura did not answer immediately, as if it shamed her to say it: “That is soap.”

-

“Janna woke up, for better or worse.” Dari told Léon when she returned anxious and almost shaking to the brothel. “The city folk say one of them was bad enough already. Lot’s of dragon talk, though, as well.”

“What times are these, exactly?” An unrelated patron was just telling the whore on his lap a little measure too loudly. “First ogres, then giants and now dragons. What next?”

“I heard they saw unicorns at Feyrenwall.” The copper-skinned bedwarmer told him while putting her arms around his neck and shaking her thick, shiny hair. “I wish I could see one too. They say they’re very beautiful, just like in the stories.”

Léon could have chosen any inn in the city, up to and including the famed Honinger Land Hotel. Instead, he chose the brothel of Seven Tulamidian Nights, a place full of light, colourful drapes, low tables and stuffed cushions. It was a well-kept place, not a ghastly dive by any stretch of the imagination. Only the flaunting whores and the thick, white smoke from the water pipes were slightly irritating to Dari.

The place was surprisingly full for the time of day with men smoking and seeking the entertainment of exotic girls in wide silk britches, pointy shoes and open, brocade vests. Outside, she had heard no less than three street preachers call that the end was nigh and it seemed that some men wanted to spend the meantime as best as possible.

“Stories are supposed to stay stories.” The patron objected with a slap of his whore’s arse. “I’m selling paper for the Karjelins. Who will buy it now when everyone is gazing frightfully at the sky, I ask you?”

She pulled his head between her ample bosom: “Fancy men, such as who can write, no? It’ll be lots of fancy men doing lots of fancy writing.”

“Aye!” He re-emerged, both from her breasts and his sombre mood. “Lot’s of fancy writing about dragons and unicorns and giants, just as if they knew what they were talking. Ha!”

The thought seemed to uplift him enough to finally abandon his pillow and lead the girl to one of the silk-drape booths where the fleshier part of the business was concluded, in hearing of the entire solar.

“Well, he’s not wrong.” Léon said, having listened to the same exchange. “And we certainly could do with more fancy writing about these subjects.”

He was nose-deep in ancient scrolls and books that looked as though they might fall to dust upon being touched. They had gotten them from the Hesinde temple’s under vault with the provost’s permission, which, along with his consent of taking the valuable works with them, they had received with the help of Laura.

Dari did not agree with Léon’s choice of establishment, but it was good to be off the giant hand again and out of the giantesses’ shadows. She just wished he had chosen a place with wine. Many Tulamids believed in Rashtullah, and even if some of the girls in the Seven Tulamid Nights were plainly not Tulamid at all did the bawd take care to make things as authentic as possible.

Instead of drink, there were waterpipes to be had, the pipe weed of which, judging by the smell, was spiced heavily with apple.

Dari had not wanted to come with the giant monsters in the first place, of course. Laura had simply taken her, nothing she could do to stop it. In Honingen, finally, she could get away. Anyone could vanish inside a city, she more than anybody.

In Honingen, though, Laura suddenly seemed remarkably tranquil. She had not killed any person since coming back here, far as Dari knew, whereas before she had embarked on a veritable rampage in the west that left thousands missing.

Even Janna seemed not overly murderous for once, which was likely due to her affliction. Dari still prayed that it would kill her, but so far that hope seemed to be in vain.

Her venture into the city close to midday had only taken one single life, a beggar that she could reasonably be excused for by the fact that he had been sleeping in a bundle of rags.

“Any news in these scrolls?” Dari asked to get her mind off the scene and the repugnant apple smell that seemed to penetrate every pore of her body.

Léon scratched the place where he had shaved off the beard on his chin: “Not much I did not know, like the time of dragon emperors before the kingdoms of men.”

He had already told Dari about that. It was a long time ago and dragons had supposedly ruled over men in a station somewhere between gods and kings.

“The only news is something I found regarding what types of dragons there supposedly are. Quite interesting.”

“They are not just dragons?” She asked, plopping down on the sinfully soft cushion opposite him.

The thick air made her dizzy and tired.

“Ah, yes, well…” He chuckled. “They are all dragons, but not all mighty, fire-breathing beasts. Tree Dragons for instance are poor, tiny creatures, barely larger than a large man in body. Supposedly they hoard all manner of glittery things, like a common magpie, whereas mightier dragons greed only for valuables such as gold and gemstones. There are kinds mentioned beyond count like the Pearl Dragons, Cave Dragons, Westwind Dragons, Emperor Dragons and so on as well as Purple Worms and Lindworms.”

“Why are they called worms?” Dari looked up from the fig she had decided to devour.

Léon studied his papers: “I believe this is because they do not fly.”

“Does not sound like a dragon to me if it doesn’t fly.” She commented, chewing.

He looked at her and shoved over a loose page from a book with an ink illumination: “A Lindworm has three heads.”

“Oh.” Dari swallowed hard. “Do they grow very big?”

Greedy, gargantuan, maiden-eating monsters were apparently not enough, now dragons had to be added into the mix. She had to get a measure of how dangerous they were, and also remember that terribly funny jape she had just come up with.

“Emperor Dragons, befittingly, are the largest.” He lectured from his scripts. “Eighteen steps, tip of the snout to point of tail.”

“That’s barely a fifth of Janna’s size.” Dari said, shocked. “Are they really so small?”

He seemed perplexed: “Your time with our gargantuan friends seems to have bedazzled your perspective. They are huge.”

“Not when Janna is standing next to them.” She said with a lightness that surprised herself.

She had been worried while wandering the streets, picking up gossip and taking the general measure of things in the city. Ever since Laura had returned and Janna was back on her feet she had been close to constantly terrified. Now, she felt strangely at ease.

“Well,” Léon started shifting through the scrolls, “their wingspan is even wider, so they would appear a lot bigger than they are.”

For a reason she did not understand, Dari started to giggle: “But not if they fold them! And speaking of wings, your Lindworm has wings too. What does it need those for if it doesn’t fly?”

Léon snatched a passing whore by the arm and pulled her gently.

“My sweet lady,” he said with a cock of his head, “is there Mibeltube in these pipes, per chance?”

She gave him a sweet look and travelled her hand up his arm: “Well, Signor, that depends upon who is asking.”

“The governor of Albernia by the grace of his Royal Magnificence Horasio the Third?”

“Oh.” The whore still smiled but withdrew her arm. “In that case, no.”

Then she left him smiling to himself.

“I chose this establishment for its thick walls and alternate interior.” He said ponderously after a moment. “I hoped it might help calm your heart.”

It was true that for this alone the whorehouse had been a good choice. Janna’s and Laura’s voices boomed through most other establishments, unless there were people being loud. In the Seven Tulamidian Nights all that could be heard was the soothing sound of bubbling water pipes and the faint, giggly play of pillows.

“I fear it might have put you at ease a tad more than I intended.”

“Maybe that’s just what I needed.” Dari replied, her head so heavy that she had to lie down on the pillow. “Maybe a bit of sleep too, or a bite to eat. Mhh, I could eat a horse.”

Léon gathered his papers and gave a silverling to a fat, bald eunuch to keep them for him. Then he took Dari by the arm and half pulled, half carried her outside.

“Well, let’s just say you are a witcher!” Janna’s voice could be heard complaining. “Now you stand accused and we are just going to torture you until you confess. And then we will burn you, alive. I might be tempted to squeeze a confession out of you right here and now!”

It sounded like the tranquil time was already over.

“Dragon flight is believed to be part magic, did you know?” Léon made conversation on the way. “According to some of my records, mightier dragons are capable of casting spells such as communication, illusion, control and so forth. The source of their magic is their carbuncle, which sits either in their head or in their chest.”

“Heh, heh…” Dari chuckled so much she could barely speak. “Laura and a dragon, right? One is a gargantuan, maiden-eating monster, and the other is…a dragon!”

She couldn’t stop giggling whilst people in hearing turned their heads in disgust. For one, Laura was queen now and such talk was not to be made about queens, not publicly, least of all about such a dangerous monarch. For the other, Laura had devoured Branwyn ni Bennain, King Finnian’s maiden sister outside this very city, dipped, so Dari had heard, in Honinger honey. There were rumours that she had done the same and worse things with other damsel maidens all over Albernia as well.

“Well, how about this?” Janna’s voice boomed. “If you burn anybody, I will stomp you flat! Where do you reckon your god then, huh?!”

“The lady is having roast horse and a cup of cool water.” Leon told the serving man after putting Dari down at the Honinger Land Hotel.

“Fuck water!” She piped up. “Bring me wine!”

“Signor!” The servant objected, almost stiffly discreet. “This lady is neither befittingly dressed nor does she comport herself appropriately! I will give you this one chance to leave with your honour intact before I call the guards and have you dragged out by your feet!”

The part about Dari’s clothes was certainly true. To avoid being spotted by Laura and Janna she had swapped her skirts for britches again, her chest sticking in a brown, fur-lined vest and she wore a wool cap on her head.

Leon gave a most noble smile: “Did you know Queen Laura carried us here on her own hand? Perhaps we should discuss this with her?”

“Yes!” Dari added, laughing even though her head was so heavy she had to lay it down on the table. “I was trained to lick her cunt!”

She had decided to rest her dry and watering eyes, only when she opened them again, she found herself in a different place. It wasn’t the Honinger Land Hotel, but not a hedge-tavern either, more something from the middle of the available spectrum. That surprised her.

“Did threats of having Laura eat him alive not persuade that stupid man to leave us be?” She asked with a groan.

Léon sat opposite her and smiled: “They would have, had I been able to explain myself. You, however, shouted for garlic. You wanted every clove in the whole world, you said, because it went so very well with horsemeat. Well then, eat.”

He nodded to the table between them. Dari could not see its surface because she had been lying on a bench.

Sure enough, there was a platter of roasted horse haunch, cleaved to chunks and a bowl of peeled, fresh garlic next to it.

It was the best thing in the world.

The ale of choice was brown, thick and malty, a thing so rich Dari could only stomach something similar once a month or she’d grow to abhor the feel of it.

Just now, though, it was exactly the right thing.

This new inn wasn’t as smoky as the whorehouse had been, nor as lofty as the Hotel. It was a homely place, brown, friendly and familiar to anybody. Drinkers sat around on long benches or in adjacent alcoves while dim light fell in through narrow windows of glass.

In the middle of the common room, back to back, two musicians with lutes were getting ready to sing a song. Honingen had a tourney of bards every four years from the seventh to the tenth day of the month Peraine. Next Peraine was due to happen the next one. There seemed to be a mock version of it going on at the inn, as if the people could hardly wait.

“We didn’t need to seek a brothel.” Dari noted between sips of ale. “I don’t hear a thing just now.”

“Man at arms!” The younger singer began a most unusual tune before the other answered. “I did not sleep for a week and a day and a night!”

Léon was still smiling: “Laura went east to scout for Nordmarkers. Janna is sleeping.”

“My nights are restless.”

“And that is good, I suppose?”

“For I have seen horrors.”

“Man at arms!”

“Well, that depends.” Léon studied the underside of the fried bass before him.

“I am not the strongest nor cunning and do feel that my days are numbered.”

“I find it hard to call any of this good with a clear conscience.”

“Aye, aye, aye, I will, my lord. Whatever you say, and if it be that I fall on my sword.”

“Nostria was lost, aye.” Dari said. “But there wasn’t much left of it toward the end. Albernia seems like a worthy substitute.”

She savoured an especially fatty bite of horsemeat, nibbled on a garlic clove and washed both down her throat with ale.

“Fight for your Lordship, kill for your Lordship, or die for Lordship?”

“Man at arms!”

“Perhaps a pipe at the Tulamidian Nights would help me share your enthusiasm.” Léon frowned.

“Great wealth they said and glory you’ll find!”

A question crossed Dari’s mind, a very important one. She did not know what Léon’s game here was. Scalia had ordered him to be governor of Albernia, ensuring that it did, in fact, become some part of the Horasian Empire, the way Havena had before.

“Man at arms!”

“My loved ones faces blur in my mind.”

“The truth is,” Léon went on, “Laura’s doings here have displaced a lot of the connections we had built. We must renew them. I will need your help.”

Dari tossed a clove of garlic into her mouth, weighing the gist of what he was saying against the sharpness cutting into her tongue. It was a lot more mundane than she had hoped, the garlic considerably more interesting. One could almost have said that he didn’t have a game at all.

That was different for her. Janna’s disease proved that the giantesses were not impervious. Hard to kill, yes, but with the right amount of the right poison, perhaps she could make it happen. Honingen was a city of almost three thousand people. There were alchemists here. Dari did not have a chance to pay a look into their stores and cabinets yet, but with enough time she certainly would.

Outlook on that sort of front was dubious, however. It was simply unreasonable to trust with certainty in finding the sort of substances she needed in this place. In Gareth, yes, but not here. But who knew? Sometimes good things spawned in the most unlikely of places. It would be better if she could cast her net a tad wider, though.

“Of course.” She smiled when the two singers had ended their song amidst vivid approval from the common room.

“Garvin Blaithin and Cathal Ardwain!” A stout lady of bar maiden with veritable utters for breasts boomed over the ruckus.

Léon nodded and gestured from his seat: “I heard Laura mention that name at Feyrenwall. Perhaps, we should speak to that man, see what there is to him. You should make arrangements, discreetly, if you please. This is your first task. I trust you are equal to it?”

Dari remembered it as well. She just couldn’t imagine that the singer was any good to talk to. Not particularly tall and rather thin-built he looked more like a well-dressed boy than a man. The frightful way his eyes darted around did not help that either.

“Garvin Blaithin.” She breathed with a smile. “Consider it done.”

The monstrous barmaid continued right away: “To win your favour, the two of them have bought the house a round of ale!”

That got them even more approval. On the table between Dari and Léon lay a collection of tokens; a tin man, a polished stone, a tiny piece of wood carved to something resembling a lute and a remarkably black and coarse ball of fur. This was the measure by which the patrons voted for their favourite performer, only Dari did not know which token belonged to which act.

“The next performance for you this evening comes from our troubled neighbours of Nostria! We give you, the Cruel Fool!”

Dari sat upright in her seat at once as did Léon. Their eyes were glued to the centre of the common room where a man with almost soot-black skin in blue and white motley hopped on top of a stool to begin a slow and sad but well-melodied tune, most unlike anything Dari had heard him play before.

“Get that shit skin away from me, he stinks!” A burly man bellowed, but most patrons seemed to give the fool a chance, even with small reservations.

Most songs of Krool’s were cruel, mocking, fast and unnerving to listen to. They could be witty at that, but they always had an evil feel to it, far as Dari recalled. This one was different. He still had those ugly, yellow teeth, but for once he sang with a deep, clear voice, instead of a shrill and rasping one.

“Greetings town of honeyed maids, I’ve come to gaze upon your braids.” His first line covered the room like a blanket for it lifted. “But high above us her head in the sky, I saw a face that left me terrified. And I asked the gods how could good folk fall so low? Well now I know. She is the queen - of weasels.”

The harp played a continuous sad melody accompanying the lyrics like a charm.

“A spy, do you think?” Léon whispered in an almost inaudible fashion.

“Unlikely.” Dari shook her head. “Too obvious.”

The next verse of the song lifted in volume but went still a tad darker on the notes: “Your home was once this kingdom’s pride, now it rocks beneath her stride. No joy is left inside your red brick wall, soon it will go the way of Sword King’s hall. And what’s left will bloom in the red of an evil curse, as you deserve. For she’s the queen – of weasels.”

The notes on the harp came quicker now, the song growing louder and louder. Krool had almost been whispering when it began.

The lyrics in turn appeared to be meant to scare the people away, or else to shame them.

The voice grew stronger still, as did the playing: “And out in Nordmarken she saw, ten thousand heroes maybe more. Men Albernians thought less than them, came the evil crushing tide to stem. And a flash of good robbed the light from those monstrous’s eyes, to her demise. So dies the queen – of weasels.”

Dari found the verse queer, like wistful thinking. Laura had left to scout for Nordmarkeners, aye, but she was unlikely to encounter anything that could kill her, much as Dari would have liked that.

Now Krool was almost screaming, tearing at the strings on his harp so hatefully that she was certain they would tear: “And your preachers bowed and prayed! But the gods were long dismayed! Hear my warning that you might live on! Or you’ll never be with Boron! When the flood rains fall, you will know that my words were true! Then look upon you! So drowns the town,” the playing stopped abruptly and his voice went soft, hardly even singing even though the words were drawn out torturously, “of weasels.”

He plucked a few more times on his wood harp and the song was done with a bow.

No one cheered. The audience had been mildly captivated and moved in the beginning, but by the end the feeling of the song had become strange.

The black man hung his shoulders and moved for the door to leave.

Outside Léon and Dari had no trouble finding the fool moving up the street. Léon had to turn and silence the shouting barmaid with a fistful of coins about them leaving without having paid, so Dari ended up ahead of him.

The question what Krool was doing in Honingen was burning on her mind. They were about to find out, she supposed, but only if he didn’t spot them pursuing him.

The black man in motley stood out like a black sheep in a flock of white ones, so she judged this part to go over relatively easy. Unfortunately, though, passers-by spotted the fool too, pointing, laughing and ogling at him, creating crowds that slowed first him and then Dari.  

Krool’s sombre mood seemed to clear up, however. He was full of mischief. He kicked a man in the arse while the latter was relieving himself unseemly into a gutter, upon which the fool suddenly ran and the other chased him shouting angrily with his britches around his knees.

A cloth monger cried his woollen undertunics  and Krool went suspiciously behind his back without being spotted. There was a silvery flash, too quick for Dari’s eyes, and the monger’s purse split open to unleash a torrent of coin onto the streets.

She shouldered through the crowd of opportunistic purloiners that gathered, and when the last set of people was behind her, she saw the fool at the end of the street, far further on than she had expected.

He was looking at her with his yellow-black eyes, his horrid yellow teeth glistening in a smile.

She cursed and made a run for him, but he had already vanished around the corner.

When she cut around that corner, she bumped into a hard, heavy chest, black and made harder by the mail beneath it. White hair framed an uncomfortably angry face of coppery skin and golden beard that would not quite fit in there.

“Watch where you’re going, street rat!” The man cursed, shoving her to the ground.

He was attended by henchmen with clubs, all wearing rough-spun robes with the all-seeing eye of Praios faintly painted on them. The man himself bore a sun sceptre, the ritual weapon of Praios priests, even though he clearly wore mail and his surcoat was black.

Dari felt a distinct tingle in her neck, so bad that she had to cringe her neck to keep it from driving her mad.

“Women shouldn’t wear britches!” The man berated her loudly. “Seize her and strip her naked for a lesson!”

The henchmen moved and Dari jumped to her feet, darting around them to pursue the fool. But suddenly her knees went out from under her and her chest rocked and heaved. She was laughing, like someone who had lost their mind, so much so that it hurt her belly.

The henchmen wanted to seize her arms but dropped her immediately when she laughed even harder.

“What is the meaning of this?!” The cleric scowled at her while the henchmen took step after step back from her in fear. “Are you mad?”

Dari was afraid too, but she was laughing, laughing, laughing, until she couldn’t even be on all fourths any longer. She rolled onto her back, heaving, looking up into the sky.

While the cleric screamed something, Krool’s face grinned down upon her from above. He was standing on the roof of the house over the street.

Dari didn’t understand, even less so why he held a brushwood broom in hand. Then it all came together, when the henchmen seized her and he dropped the broom, vanishing over the edge of the roof.

-

Janna was behaving weird, Laura thought as she kicked through another Nordmarkener farmstead. She found the inhabitants huddled against a wall and proceeded to sift through them with the toe of her sneaker. A groom-ish-looking boy looked interesting, so she picked him up. The rest she turned into a smear.

“It’s like she’s changed.” She told the groom before tossing him into her mouth.

He only screamed incoherently.

“I mean,” she slushed him around, “she looked happier to see Furio again than me. I don’t even know if she still loves me.”

She swallowed the boy and went on in search for more prey. As weird as Janna’s behaviour was, she couldn’t really be sure how much of it could be blamed on illness. It couldn’t be over with their relationship, or their prison-like lesbian affair or whatever she should call it. They only had each other, far as she knew.

Nordmarken, or at least this part of it, was a remarkably fertile land full of grain fields. They were stubble fields now, of course, but any granary Laura stepped on had been amply filled. She crushed a mill too, which had left her shoes dusted with flour.

It was a lazy stroll such as she hadn’t been able to take in some time. There was so much work to do. This was a time to relax, be herself and reflect on things. She was due to hold court, only the inconclusive business with the stubborn inquisitor had taken up all her morning and part of her afternoon.

She was zig-zagging the countryside, driving fleeing peasants like a shark swimming through a school of fish. The number of people was swelling as further she went, as was the count of smushed, flattened bodies in her footprints.

It was nothing personal, as ever. None of these people had done her any wrong, it was just that they were powerless to stop her.

“Excuse me.” She banged her fingernail against the door of a daub and wattle structure that she had seen someone vanish into. “Hello? I will commence the demolition with you inside if you do not open.”

A farmer opened the door, brown woollen jacket, leather hood and grey, sandy britches. He gaped at her as if his eyes could not fathom how huge she was.

Laura felt powerful.

“Excuse me, I am the Queen of Albernia, and I have decided there should be a by-pass route to Honingen here. Unfortunately, the plans have it go directly through your house. I’m afraid I’ll have to flatten it.”

He still gaped at her for a few moments before finding his speech: “A b…a b…a b-by-pass route? What’s that?! And we’re not Albernia, this is Nordmarken!”

He was apparently none too clever, which might have been in the first place why he had opened the door.

“Be that as it may.” Laura put her hands on her hips and smiled. “The plans were publicly available at the Honinger city hall for the appropriate period. I will commence with the demolition now.”

“B-b-but my wife is still inside!” He pointed.

She stepped behind him, onto the house. It all gave way easily before her might. There was the sharp scream of a woman, then silence.

The farmer yelped in alarm and jumped away from her foot and his home.

“Whoops. Guess I smushed an occupant.” Laura grinned and twisted her foot in the ruins. “Complain to the city magistrate Belisa Tibradan within the appropriate time to receive compensation. Or not.”

She crushed him as well, but just because she believed he might actually be dumb enough to show up and demand coin. Her school of peasants had not come very far in the meantime, and it was easy to catch up with them again.

The terminus gave her a strange, radical idea, however. And she was queen. She could actually make it happen.

“Show of hands, who here can read and write?” She asked, even while trampling men and women into the muck.

No one heeded her, but she knew the answer anyway. Peasants in this society couldn’t do it. She wondered what would happen if they were taught.

Her lazy chase continued through more fields, meadows and little patches of trees. It wasn’t sexual either. She had shoved a girl down her panties at the beginning to maybe get something going and blow away her insecurities over Janna’s behaviour. But it was just no good. She wasn’t in the mood.

She pulled the girl out of her underwear with her fingers and told her as much. Then she tightened her butt cheek and gave herself a slap. The girl came back splattered on her palm, as she had predicted.

That was when she noticed the army. A long, broad track was moving, disregarding the road. They were already in combat formations, a huge host of riders out front, so stupefyingly many bodies that she had subconsciously mistaken them for a patch of landscape before.  

She saw more banners than she cared to remember just now, plus they were too far away to really tell them apart. The exception was a huge standard in blue and green, showing a crowned, silver bass, the emblem of Nordmarken.

There was no doubt in her mind that Duke Hagrobald Guntwin of the Big River was back after discovering he had been fooled. The countess of Honingen had arranged for a rumour to spread amongst his soldiers, saying that a huge tourney in his honours was taking place somewhere in Nordmarken.

Ever the rash, unblinking warrior he was, he departed immediately, thus enabling Laura to take back the city without having to crush any of the infrastructure.

Franka had predicted it. And so it had happened. She had predicted that he would come back too, fuming and looking for satisfaction.

Laura was not entirely sure if she wanted to deal with him just now.

His army was a veritable carpet upon the landscape, suggesting thousands of men, if not more. She didn’t see any artillery, but long lances on the riders, meaning they were able to hurt her if she gave them a chance. Behind them lumbered their baggage train, though, defenceless if she was quick enough.

She judged that they could hurt her and she them.

‘Who would win, though.’

This might be a bad gamble to take alone while in enemy territory.

But if she fled they might take that as encouragement to pursue her. They might follow her to Honingen, where fighting them would be inevitable. Janna was there, but she was ill, and behaving strangely. Franka Salva Galahan did not have the troops to help her out against this many enemies either.

It was a bad situation to be in, and if truth be told, Laura already had her hands full. The Red Curse appeared to be spreading in her Kingdom again and she had no idea how to fight it. Inquisitors wanted to burn wizards and torture people suspected of witchcraft as well. The ogres would occupy Nostria, her neighbour to the north, sooner rather than later.

Not to mention that there suddenly were dragons, and who knew what else, although she hadn’t seen any trace of them since that first day. She hadn’t even gone to see how Turon Taladan had fared in securing the rest of Albernia for her. She should probably also put in an appearance at Havena, the capital in the marshlands.

‘How do I make Nordmarken go away off my list of problems?’

She continued stomping peasants for the moment. Killing things helped her think.

‘Well, if I win, they will probably take some time to recover before they bother me again.’ She thought and looked again at the approaching army.

They were slow, slower than slow, but definitely more than ten thousand. It made sense. She was a big girl after all, and Nordmarken was nothing if not militarily strong.

Can I beat them, though. If I try and can’t then I’m in real trouble.’

Was it a sort of mental block? Thinking of how tiny the people were and how fast she could move, being cautious of them seemed almost silly. She could dance around them, lead their horse a merry chase, run through the bulk of them, again and again, each footfall diminishing their numbers more.

The idea of bartering for a truce with them occurred to her as well. That might last even longer than defeating this army, because they would not turn around and raise a new host to attack her – if they agreed and were beholding to it.

‘But how to talk to an army that size.’

She wished there was someone to discuss it with beforehand.

Giving violence a try was still tempting. The more she thought about it, the more logical it seemed. But she was alone. Janna wasn’t with her.

‘Whenever one of us leaves the other, we get into trouble.’ She remembered.

That settled the issue almost at a deontological level.

‘A truce then.’

That stank, but there were more than enough other problems to deal with first.

“Aw, did you come to save your peensy-weensy little peasys?!” She called them, mocking, while twisting her foot on the ground. “Aw, itsy-bitsy lil’ peasys, so hapwes and tiny, aw!”

She stepped up her murder game below, running her sole over people at an angle, burying them in dirt and crushing them flat under her soles.

For them, it must have been insult added to injury. The gargantuan monster dispatching their lives now talked to them, and about them, in a baby voice. It didn’t make much difference, of course, far as their terror was concerned.

“Come quick!” She called. “The big meanie is stomping all over your lil’ fwiends!”

She couldn’t help but laugh about herself and her actions. It was silly, indeed, even though the reasoning behind showing off her size and strength seemed solid.

When she had edged close enough to the approaching army a horn was blown. The riders at the front were the vanguard, the hammer meant to smash a foe and tender them up, like pounding a cutlet before throwing it into a frying pan.

The vast majority of the force behind the vanguard were levies, though, common men dressed up in arms, but she saw a fair deal of professional soldiery as well.

She could see the banners more clearly now and make up more separate parts of the army as well. That did not change anything, though. She guessed that there were two men per square meter before her, far as that was possible with the misshapen formation. Squashed into a flat square one side would roughly have been slightly longer than she was tall.

She wasn’t sure about the maths, but this seemed to suggest that she was standing in front of more than twenty thousand souls. Her heart thumped in her chest and she was breathing rapidly, her hands trembling with fear.

It was exciting as much as it was scary. Twenty thousand was a number almost incomprehensible to her mind.

At the blow of the horn, she expected the vanguard to break into a charge. She meant to avoid getting caught by them for fear of their long lances that she already knew could penetrate her shoes and give her needle pricks if she wasn’t careful.

Maybe the missiles would loose instead, or at the same time. But none of that happened.

Instead, the horses parted to give way to a party of Praios priests. That seemed to make more sense than anything else, given the circumstances. Behind a banner of white with a sort of sun eye with wings painted upon it they came, thirty-odd, maybe, and those who wore cloaks over their white and golden robes disbanded them.

The army in and of itself was still far enough away to mount a charge. Laura did not know how aware they were of the fact that she could change that with merely three quick steps.

First, though, the stage belonged to the clerics. She was already familiar with their kind, not least because of her dealings with the pestering inquisition. Hakan Praiford was the designated inquisitor for Albernia, a man with long, silvery hair, copper skin and a golden beard. Franka had joked that he looked like the contents of a coin purse, though not in his hearing. Other than the priests he wore chainmail beneath a surcoat that was black, not white, but with the same sun eye symbol emblazoned upon it.

He brandished the same golden sceptre wrought into the shape of the sun as these men, however, and like crusaders bearing crosses they had golden suns at the end of long staffs as well. But priests were not the only ones coming forth. Furio had told her a tad about the Praios’ Church’s Holy Inquisition. It had emerged from the Order of Praios’ Ban Ray, a militant bunch of unforgiving fanatics who were, in truth, naught but acolytes. The inquisition thus also featured warriors in mail and plate, as did many among the eleven other churches. This discovery had laid to rest Laura’s initial understanding that only the Church of Rondra maintained warriors in its ranks.

The priests knelt and started praying, and the warriors joined. This meant that those of them who were mounted had to climb off their horses as well. A tall man with white hair caught Laura’s eye because he was dressed from the neck down in white enamelled plate with a blazing sun of gold upon his breast. The white cloak streaming from his shoulders was framed with white fur, and even his fur boots were white.

Laura sensed that this would be an uncomfortable conversation, perhaps even worse than Praiford who wasn’t here.

“Oh, no!” She took a step forward and broke down on one knee, twisting and turning as much as she could without falling. “What is this?! This cannot be!”

A jubilant cheer went up from the common soldiers. They did not want to fight her after all, it seemed, which befitted her plan.

The priests started praying harder and wisps of their voices were carried over to her ear. It sounded like Latin, only she knew that it was probably Bospharan which they spoke, the semblance of medieval Catholicism uncanny.

Maybe she could be like Martin Luther and reform it, she thought, before remembering that Martin Luther’s reformation had spawned one of the worst and bloody periods in all of human history.

A ray of sunlight broke through the clouds, shining on her head to perfect the illusion, or else it was the same thing as in Thorwal, much to look upon but hardly effective. In any event, the army of more than twenty thousand men seemed certain to be witnessing a miracle.

Sceptres outstretched before them like crucifixes, the priestly procession edged forward. Keeping up the ruse for so long was exhausting.

“You’ve…got me!” She groaned and fell down on both hands and knees.  

This allowed her to remain and rest and already set her up for getting up quickly should they suddenly attack.

Her eyes searched for Duke Hagrobald, the ruler of Nordmarken. She had no idea what he looked like, though. She thought he might be the man in white enamel plate before finally spotting another man atop a green- and blue-barded horse, clad head to toe in silvery armour and wearing a full-helm crested with the silver bass of Nordmarken.

“I cannot move!” She shouted. “But if you attack me, I will be freed and I will kill you!”

It was uncertain if the clerics understood what they were doing. The army haltered. The clerics still came on.

“Back to the Netherhells, demon!” One of them called out. “Away with you! In the name of Praios, the highest amongst gods!”

Laura gave a scream of pain for show, which all of this was. The sunlight on her head did feel awfully warm. But it was sunlight, feeling so only because her skin had been cooled by the winter air.

‘Great.’ She thought. ‘And now what.’

She had to keep doing something and keep control of the situation. The good news was, she supposed, that there did not appear to be any wizards in this army, a thing that, in retrospect, she should have made sure beforehand. This was of course because of the inquisition going rampant. The tiny people, thus, were probably shooting themselves in the foot by fervently ridding themselves of one of the strongest weapons in their inventory.

The man with the bass on his helm had his army halt, approximately the length of one of Laura’s steps away from her face, while the priests still came closer. She could now make out their voices more clearly, although there was a lot of background noise coming from the twenty something thousand mouths, twenty something thousand bodies and sets of gear, as well as forty something thousand feet scraping over half-frozen fields.

“I wish to treat!” She said loudly. “Let us come to terms and make a truce so I will no longer butcher your smallfolk!”

The peasants she had mocked and annihilated were past the army now, all but forgotten.

“Keep that ugly tongue beyond your teeth, monster!” The white enamelled fanatic pointed with his sceptre. “This is the day you die!”

“Duke Hagrobald?” She called on the only specific person she could. “I will destroy you and your army if we do not speak!”

It was that or scare them into retreat, which attacking them would almost inevitably boil down to anyway. She was confident that she could win a battle, but she would never be able to kill every last one of them if they fled into every direction at once. There were simply too many of them.

‘Maybe it would be good to get a few thousand of them off my bucket list, though.’

The man she thought was Hagrobald Guntwin of the Big River removed his crested helm. His eyes were brown pools of mud, the rest about him a bushy affair of wild beard and long, wavy hair, all in black and pressed flat by helmet and perspiration. He was a thick man, probably in his late thirties, although such was ever hard to say with men who were manly like that. His breed had grown scarce on Earth but it was more common here, to be sure.

He called out with a deep, booming voice: “Chosen One, say, what do we do with this…thing?!”

The man in white enamel rose to answer. Laura could see him more clearly now as a sixtyish one with a hard face of lines and full white hair and whiskers well kempt.

He looked as immaculate as General Scalia, had the same high cheek bones and his voice was more droning than anything: “We shall ban her to the Netherhells from whence she came! Stand with me, all people who are pure in their convictions! Burn her carcass and end this nightmare once and for all!”

“We have to form a circle around her.” One of the priests noted. “Do it!”

The robes and fanatics moved, which was not something Laura was going to entertain. Duke Hagrobald had a reputation for being stupid, though, or at least that was what Countess Franka had said about him. Maybe he needed to observe their failure in order to treat with her.

Laura’s heart beat even quicker as she struggled to stay still. She also had a bad feeling in the pit of her stomach, a feeling that told her she was embracing a foolish idea. Already, the shaky plan faltered inside her head.

‘I should do something!’ She started doubting herself. ‘But what?!’

Twenty thousand men had about as much body mass as she did; or more, or less, or whatever. This was unchartered territory on so many levels.

The priests were moving too slow for her anxious heart, the dimensions of their foe simply too big for them. She wanted to drop her façade at once but was scared of that too.

‘I’m dumb.’ She realized. ‘I’m nothing but a dumb, little girl.’

“I am the queen of Albernia!” She had everyone know out loud. “I should treat with the Duke, not you preachers!”

It was the Chosen One who replied to her: “Your lies will not serve you, wicked demon! In Lord Praios’ name, I pray! Banished be this festering creature of evil!”

Duke Hagrobald looked on with his muddy brown eyes and didn’t appear to be doing anything. He was a great fighter, Laura had heard, fond of tourneys, hunts, battles and marksman competitions. Had she been a common foe nothing could have stopped him from leading the charge.

“You got that all wrong.” Laura sighed and moved up, going back to one knee. “I’m no demon, just very, very big. Your priests cannot do anything to harm me.”

It was stupid, she resolved. She should have gone with her gut and just trampled them all. They were many, but their heads barely peaked over the white rubber rim of her Chucks.

‘How could they ever think to be able to hurt me?’

Somehow, somewhere in her mind, she wanted Hagrobald Guntwin to live. She liked to know what her opponents looked like. It gave her peace of mind.

But as things stood…

She leaned and snatched the first priest within reach, then proceeded to make his face meet with his feet in between her fingers. His little body had nothing to offer in terms of resistance. Whatever was in the way, the natural extendibility of ligaments, his spine, all caved meekly to her power.

Then she began to roll him like a ball of clay. For how much of it he was alive she couldn’t have said, only that he ended up surprisingly spherical, surprisingly quickly. She flicked the bloody man ball at the army to announce her verdict.

“You should’ve listened.”

Boom, she was on both feet again, deadly determined to crush the Chosen One under her foot and then run through the army and onto the baggage train. That should cause enough chaos to begin with. Then she would see what she’d do. She would have to stay cautious till they routed, at what point she could slow down and employ her feet or maybe her calves and butt cheeks to flatten as many soldiers as possible before they were too far dispersed.

‘I am a force of nature.’ She thought. ‘I am a goddess, and woe is you for I am real!’

It did not transpire the way she wanted it to, however.

Thousands of shouts rang up at once. Horses screamed. Men pissed their britches.

Only the Chosen One brandished his stupid sun sceptre at her, droning, and a white flash of light sprung forth from its artificial rays.

Laura’s world went white. She couldn’t see the sky, nor the horizon, nor the ground she walked on. She stumbled forward, something went squish under her shoe. She slid, plunged forward and more things squished underneath her hands.

She felt movement, and sharp pain stinging her skin.

“Ow!” She cried out, pulling back her arms.

She almost fell face-first into their army before finding her balance again. She scrambled forward and almost slipped in liquefied bodies. There were so many screams of man and horse alike.

She still couldn’t see.

‘Back!’ She thought in terror. ‘I have to make it back! Janna!’

“Janna!”

The call went unheard, of course. Laura cursed herself for being so foolish. She took the best guess for where home was, but at this point all was dubious. She had never been blind before, other than that one time that boyfriend she had had convinced her to wear a blindfold.

But that which could put a refreshing twist on sex was a terrifying thing in war. The possible long-term implications were even worse.

‘I am blind. I will have to live, blind. I will have to find Janna, blind. I will never find her. I will end up alone somewhere and die of starvation or thirst. I love you, Janna.’

She couldn’t even feel her eyes at this point and was surprised when she felt the tears run down her face. She ran like she had never run before.

-

When Dari came back to her senses she was in a room and someone had upended a pale of ice-cold water over her head. Guards surrounded her with the Honinger colours on their chests, a quartered shield showing the Albernian crown and Honingen’s Three Tower Gate, silver on blue, as well as a honey comb and the Jar of Holy Theria, a local Peraine relic, golden on red.

Bands of iron fixed her wrists and ankles to a wooden chair that had an odour of roasted meat to it, as well as blood, urine and night soil. Facing her, sitting at a long table, sat two scribes shoulder to shoulder with none other than Hakan Praiford, appointed inquisitor to Honingen. Of all men, he had been the one she ran into, only failing to recognize him from up close and in the heat of the moment.

She could also smell the burning coals. A torturer to her left was turning a glowing red iron in a brazier. Her heart went cold.

What had happened? She had laughed, unaccountably, unreasonably, incoherently. Had Krool bewitched her? Was that even possible? Being able to make people go down cringing with laughter seemed a useful spell to a fool, but what sort of mad wizard would device such a spell in the first place? No.

It was more likely that it was a belated after effect of the Mibel smoke from the Seven Tulamidian Nights.

But the odd order of events...

It seemed just as unlikely that Krool had nothing to do with it.

She noticed that there were quite a few people behind her too, priests or some such most likely, muttering to each other. Perhaps it was best if she started talking.

“I beg your pardon, milord.” She addressed Hakan Praiford. “I did not mean to laugh at you, I was bewitched by the black fool, is all.”

Common gullibility often did the trick with men. She was just a girl, after all. Surely, this would clear itself up quickly.

“Silence, speak only when the inquisitor addresses you, witch!” A scribe snapped at her.

“Such a black fool was seen.” Praiford pursed his lips in a way that seemed to suggest he did not grudge her for speaking. “Issue a warrant. If the witch names him her accomplice we shall whittle the truth from him as well.”

“Accomplice?” Dari echoed, “No, milord, you misapprehend. I’m no witch. I was chasing after…an enemy…an enemy of Her Grace, Laura, our-”

“Undress her.” The inquisitor waved a hand and the guards tore Dari’s tunic first open and then off her body.

She was cautious of her small breasts and instinctively tore at the fetters to be able to cover them. It was no use.

“No!” She could hear herself becoming more anxious as the torturer approached her with the glowing-hot poker in his gloves. “Milord, I’m Her Grace Laura’s confidant, I am her friend, she will be terribly – ahhhhhhh!”

Her scream echoed from the rafters of the stonewall room and the scent of her own roasted flesh penetrated her nostrils. Her eyes were full of tears and the pain was excruciating.

It was bearable, though, she thought. She could do this if she had to, only she shouldn’t have had to at all. This was all wrong, none of this was supposed to happen.

“She will kill you!” She screamed before the torturer poked her naked belly again with the glowing iron.

Where was Léon? Where were the city’s magistrate, judges, any of those? Laura was momentarily gone, and Janna was asleep, but surely there was someone who could get her out of this?

“Do you have a name?” Praiford inquired, his hands folded up before him on the table.

“Free me from this chair!” She cried instead, furiously fighting against the iron and wood. “When Laura learns about this, she will kill all of you! She will stomp you! No, wait, she will eat you, alive too! No, better, she will shove you up her cunt and-”

“Not so hasty.” Praiford raised a hand, looking at the work of his scribes. “Your evil tongue condemns you, witch, but, pray, give us a chance to keep up.”

Then the iron poker plunged again onto her skin with a sharp hiss.

“My lord inquisitor,” a female voice entered the room, “you are committing a graceless blunder! Her Grace has instructed you-”

“Not to burn any wizards.” Hakan Praiford cut her off, whoever this was. “This is a witch. Are you come to interfere in my duties, Magistrate, or have you come to advise? Shall we mark you down for an investigation of co-conspiracy?”

“My lord,” the woman protested, “this achieves nothing!”

“You are right.” The inquisitor inclined his head and Dari allowed herself to hope for a moment. “Confessor, I believe your iron has gone cold. And try a different place of her, one that might yield deeper truths, if you please.”

“Isn’t cold, milord?” The torturer grumbled through his leather mask.

He demonstrated it on the nipple of Dari’s left breast. That was a different kind of pain, worse by far. Dari could only scream.

The city magistrate argued with the inquisitor for her entire respite during which the iron poker went back into the coals. No one heeded her here. When Dari looked down, she could see that where her left nipple was supposed to be only a black, oozing hole remained.

Then the iron came back, even hotter, and ruined her other one as well.

-

When the first beginnings of shapes reappeared before Laura’s eyes, she cried all over again. She had stumbled and fallen during her blind run half a hundred times. Her knees hurt and her hands were scabbed from more than the cuts of Nordmarker blades.

Everything was still white in the beginning and she could not see very far. To her, it looked as though someone had pained the world with a very soft pencil, trees, fences, bushes and fields. She found a cobbled road that looked old and cut through the through the landscape like the bulwark of civilization it represented. It was well-maintained but absolutely littered with old horse dung.

The scent of it was everywhere near the road, even at ninety meters high.

She would have put money on the fact that the Bospharan Empire had once built these roads, just like the roman roads in medieval Europe. The dung had to come from several thousand horses, but it was unlikely that the Nordmarkener army had overtaken her.

This gave her hope.

Where west lay was a tad difficult to determine without landmarks, the sky thick with grey clouds. She couldn’t see the sun, and the shadows were not sufficient in this light either. She took her best guess and went.

It wasn’t long before she found a settlement, a large village with stockade walls in disrepair. There were a few burned ruins here, which gave her more of that strange sense of hope. The Nordmarkers had come through here, she reasoned, which seemed to imply she was going in the right direction.

On a hill, amidst lovely wild gardens, stood a castle, or a palace, or something in between. It had an odd familiarity to Galahan Palace, Countess Franka Salva’s seat at Honingen, but it also had outer walls with towers and an unmistakable outbuilding.

‘The glass windows!’ She realized when her eyes understood what they were looking at. ‘That’s why!’

Other than that it also featured plentiful little towers, almost adorable.

She knew she had gone into the right direction when the people started kneeling before her, except for those too stupefied by her size.

“Knees, fool!” A man at arms cursed at a peasant who seemed to be dressed in nothing but raw flax.

He gave the man a hit with the butt of his speer and sent him sprawling down, upon which the other whimpered. There were several hundred villagers, she could see, of all shapes and ages.

Laura’s vision was slowly coming back to her. By now, she could already tell which roofs were newer, the more yellow ones, and which were older, the greyer ones flecked with green.

“Welcome to Andoain, Your Grace!” The soldier called up to her.

She had never been here before but they knew who she was, likely only by her size. This meant they would have called Janna ‘Your Grace’ as well, which was a thing that peeved Laura a little.

“What’s this place called?” She asked the man below.

“Why, this is Andoain, Your Grace!”

She squinted and blinked a few times, before remembering her map.

She could not read the names of the places the mapmakers had scribbled down for her, but she guessed that it had to be the singular place between Honingen and the Nordmarker border along the road.

When entering Nordmarken, she had chosen a different route, probably more southern. Otherwise she would have come by here before.

“Heh, yah!” A figure came galloping down from the palace atop a huge grey stallion with a silver head.

Laura had to squint again.

‘No,’ she thought with her mouth all drying up, ‘this is a unicorn!’

It wasn’t, though, merely a horse with armour on its head that some crafty smith had attached a steel horn onto. The horse was grey with brown and white spots otherwise, a huge cold blood and clearly no unicorn material.

The man atop was a stout noble in his sixties with grey hair dressed in green and white. At first sight, Laura almost thought the Chosen One had found her, but that was because this man had almost identical whiskers, if not for the colour. Befittingly, the man’s coat of arms showed a white unicorn on green, but Laura could not put it anywhere particular just now.

“Welcome, Your Grace!” The man jumped off his horse, handed the reigns to a soldier and knelt. “What a most unexpected pleasure!”

“Uh,” Laura was a tad awkward, “well met, Sir…?”

“I am your servant Ordhan Herlogan, Your Grace!” The man shouted at his boot. “I have the honour to be lord over this place, and Baron of Lower Honingen!”

“Rise, Lord Ordhan.” She said, blinking as her eyes got better. “I am very happy to see you, but I’m afraid I cannot linger long.”

He rose: “Your Grace must not judge us by our unpreparedness, I pray you! Allow us to host you for one feast at least, I shall have my cooks begin the preparations momentarily!”

Medieval life was slow, Laura understood. To a normal-sized queen it wouldn’t really have mattered if she lingered till the evening, or even stayed here for a couple of days. That was different with her, though.

Soldiers had taken position over the kneeling peasantry, and now they started beating people and shouted at them to decorate the village. It was a rather unsettling display of violence that she had not expected. One in three of the men at arms had whips and did not hesitate to crack them across the smallfolk’s faces, leaving bloody marks.

“This will not be necessary.” Laura raised a hand to calm everyone down. “I must be going. There is a huge army of Nordmarkers coming this way. If you must prepare, then prepare for siege.”

Dismay was written on the smallfolk’s faces, even those that had been whipped.

“Please, Your Grace, we are tired of war!” A woman shouted somewhere and was promptly set upon by three men at arms.

Laura bit her lip, undecided over whether or not to intervene in the savage beating that followed. Albernia had serfdom, bondage under the feudal system, which was one step short of slavery. Far from every peasant was a serf, however, and the proportion of free men to serfs could vary dramatically from place to place.

Somehow, she had the feeling that the fewest people here were their own masters.

“Bloody Nordmarken!” Lord Ordhan cursed noisily, paying no heed whatsoever to the woman being beaten up ten steps away. “Your Grace must know that His Highness Duke Hagrobald came through here before, on his way to Honingen. He left a force stationed here and had them build towers, alas, before they were finished they all ran away, so we burned them.”

He pointed to a nearby island of trees in the stubble fields where the charred remnants of the siege engines remained.

The beating of men’s fists on the woman’s body along with her helpless grunts were unnerving Laura, but the Lord spoke right on.

“Your Grace should know that I have sent coin to Honingen to curry her favour. Has it arrived? It is not as much as it might have been, had not Nordmarken emptied my smallfolk’s stores. I had to buy food to bring my peasants through the winter, and we yet have to rebuild the homes that were burned.”

One man at arms was holding the woman by her arms now, locking them away from her body while two others each pounded her belly and face.

“Stop it, you are killing her!” Laura snapped. “Come here, all three of you, now!”

The soldiers stopped at her words but seemed rather perplexed about it. Two even exchanged a look.

“Is ought amiss, Your Grace?” Lord Ordhan inquired between glances. “Oh, I see. Stay your hands men! Her Grace has a gentle heart!”

The villagers meanwhile had begun to disperse, and some where already putting up cloth and string garlands in Herlogan and Albernian colours. It was absurd.

“Oh, yes, my lord, I have such a gentle heart.” Laura scowled down at the soldiers, almost boiling inside with rage.

While the woman was being carried off, one man at arms came quicker that the others and accompanied by a shriek from the crowd she balled a fist and pounded him into the ground.

“How do you like that, huh?!” She shouted. “How does that feel?!”

He was a pulpy mess in the imprint of her fist and gave no answer, but the other two froze.

Ordhan Herlogan seemed taken aback: “Your Grace, m-my apologies, I, uh, did not know…”

“You didn’t know having three men beat up a defenceless woman was wrong?!” She scowled at him as well.

She shouldn’t mess with the world so much, her inner anthropologist told her. As cruel as it was, displays such as she had just witnessed were clearly normal here.

“I will see the other two whipped.” She declared. “Make it happen.”

“Your Grace,” the lord gestured something, “if it is your wish I will have them hanged immediately!”

“I’d sooner squelch them myself.” Laura replied. “But I have decided to be merciful. In any event, I must leave you now.”

“Your Grace,” the way Ordhan Herlogan began his sentences was starting to unnerve her, “I pray you, at least take one meal with us! What would my fellow noblemen say if they knew I had you here and you turned down my hospitality? I could never speak to them again!”

Laura rolled her eyes: “My lord, I do not know if you are deaf or just plain stupid. There is a Nordmarker host coming our way!”

He pursed his lips: “Two dozen thousand men, or close enough as makes no matter. Aye! But we do not see them yet, and if they are the same men as were here before they will not trouble us before the morrow.”

They had been moving slow, Laura had to concede, so she ultimately consented: “Fine, my lord, but just one meal.”

Ordhan Herlogan clapped his hands together and shouted commands, and the posse before her dissolved further.

When the preparations were underway, the lord bid her follow him and his horse to the gardens. They were quite nice, Laura had to admit, but she knew that all of it was bought with blood and sweat of those men and women in the village.

“Your Grace,” he began another time, “I must confess to you that I am flustered. I would have expected you to beat Hagrobald in the field.”

Laura swallowed, thinking of what might have given it away. Then she remembered her hands which she rubbed on her britches almost in shame.

‘He’s right.’ She realized, terrified. ‘I was beaten.’

She couldn’t tell anyone, of course. If she did so, her authority would come into question and people would likely start to scheme behind her back.

“I just believed it more prudent to attack and finish Hagrobald once he was invested and bogged down.” She lied. “I want him to attack Honingen so his men will be caught between me and the city.”

Ordhan’s face did not give away whether or not he believed her.

He just nodded thoughtfully and asked: “Then I suppose I must be a prisoner in my own home once more?”

“You have my sympathy,” she assured him quickly, “a-and thanks! But this is necessary.”

That seemed to satisfy him: “Your Grace, nothing would please me more than to play my part in your plan. I know it is unbecoming of me, a little baron in the border region, to ask this of you, but I have a matter in which I require off Your Grace a, um, return of favour?”

She sighed, more for show than anything else, really: “Well, my lord, whom do you need squished?”

“Begging pardon, Your Grace, uh,” he seemed taken aback yet again, “Uh, no one! This regards my daughter, one of them, to be exact.”

‘He wants a match.’ Laura wagered with herself. ‘He wants some rich, important man well above his station to marry his girl.’

“Do you happen to know of my daughter Caia?” He asked her with a raised, grey eyebrow.

She shook her head: “Whom would you like for her, my lord? I hope she isn’t old or ugly?”

“Ugly?” He cocked his head. “I would not know, Your Grace. She is one and thirty, a woman grown, but matrimony as once I had in mind for her is out of the question.”

‘Thirty one years and unmarried.’ She thought. ‘That’s a bitter pill for a girl in this day and age. She must be hideous.’

He seemed to understand that he had to explain himself more thoroughly: “Your Grace, you see…Caia vanished on her way to Weyringen Castle where she was to present herself as a bride choice for Count Bragon Fenwasian and was not heard from for many years afterwards. We thought her dead, and I grieved bitterly. I think it may have been what killed her mother some years later, after she birthed our son.”

“It grieves me to hear that.” Laura threw in the common courtesy she felt she had to observe now, as queen.

“Well,” he swayed his head, “She re-emerged, as it were, according to Count Bragon’s sister, the lady Devona Fenwasian, at least. The Fenwasians have a deep connection to the Farindel. This is where Caia is now, supposedly, bound by a spell of some sort, some pact with the fairies to ward against what men call the Red Curse.”

That was an entirely different tale than any Laura could have predicted. It was also not a triviality it all, if it was true.

“But the Red Curse is back, and in force!” She breathed, thinking.

“Precisely, Your Grace.”

Their eyes met for a long moment.

“I will do what is within my power to find her and…do for her what I can.” She vowed. “This might be very useful. You have my thanks, again, my lord of Herlogan.”

They returned to the village after that, exchanging pleasantries and chatter as Laura supposed was expected of her. Ordhan had two sons and one other daughter besides Caia. Cei was the name of his youngest son, an undistinguished hedge knight with the hope of making a name for himself to gain a place in King Finnian’s Knights of the Crown, the royal bodyguard, but had thus far not been successful and would now certainly have to rethink his plans. He was somewhere in Albernia.

His other daughter, Ciria, was apparently in Honingen where she had attended the countess for a time, although that seemed to have ended. Where she was now, he could not even say, neither did it appear as though he cared very much either way.

His other son, Callan, was a Thistle Knight, stationed in Newall. That was even more awkward than Cei, the youngest son, because not only where the Thistle Knights deathly loyal to Laura’s sworn enemies, the Fenwasians, but she had also flattened Newall Castle and turned the corresponding Barony upside down. She also remembered squishing a lance of Thistle Knights at their tower there, which at the time had felt like a great victory.

It was complicated.

Albernia had been in existence long before she had been queen, and the nobility was naturally interconnected with each other. She felt like she should say something but didn’t know what.

‘I am so terribly sorry, my lord, but I seem to have smushed your baby boy under my feet and laughed about it. Hah, oops! No hard feelings, right?’

She could feel herself redden. At least he had another male heir to fall back onto, if Laura hadn’t inadvertently crushed or eaten him at some point during her journeys.

“What lance was…I mean, is he with?” She asked and caught herself almost giving it away.

Ordhan Herlogan looked up at her: “He was building up a new one. Bragon Fenwasian is a greedy bastard where his Thistle Knights are concerned. It seems he can never have enough of them.”

She couldn’t do it, she decided. She had to ask.

“You do know, though, that Count Bragon and his family are my enemies?”

“Aye.” He gave a nod. “And I also happen to know what Your Grace did to Newall.” His head lowered and darkened before he looked up again. “My son was not among the ones you slew, if that is what you fear. He is married to Grainne of House Albenblood and was at their home in Caornsgrove when you fell upon the barony. He sent a rider from Feyrenwall, informing me. He has forsworn the Fenwasians and for the nonce serves his wife’s brother, the Baron of Niamor.”

“Phew!” She made, wiping imaginary sweat from her brow before she recalled vaguely the family members of Ilaen Albenblood that she had saved. “Oh, I saw your son with mine own eyes, I remember now, and your little grandson as well! He’s so cute!”

She sighed again, relieved. It really moved her more than she had expected. Ilaen’s sister added yet another layer of interconnectedness, but luckily in this instance all was well. That would inevitably not be the case with all the nobles in Albernia, however, and to make matters worse Laura did not even remember exactly which men and women of blue blood she had killed.

‘I should’ve made a list…’

In any case, the nobility married amongst each other and situations like this would certainly arise again, sooner rather than later.

‘And there’s no way there aren’t some circular branches on those family trees.’ She added in her mind.

It seemed like a good question to ask of Ordhan: “My lord, if there is conflict, such, let’s say, as there was in this Hedge Feud, and one noble son kills another, or slays a daughter, or…or rapes her or some such, how do you highborn folk live on with each other after that?”

He gave a bark of laughter that frightened his otherwise surprisingly serene horse: “Hah! Oh, there are ways beyond count! Some scheme for revenge, or at the very least hold grudges. Icy courtesy! Open hostility is also not unheard of.”

“Does anyone ever forgive?” She asked, biting her lip.

Lord Ordhan frowned and shook his head, then swayed to say: “Not unless forced to do so, but you should never turn your back upon a family you have hurt.”

‘Then I shall never turn my back on anybody.’ She sighed, resting the topic at that.

Once the business about Caia was out of the way, the feast itself was a hasty affair. It seemed he had only needed a pretext to tell her about it in private, as well as get the measure of her.

There were many dishes, most some or another sort of stew to be filled in bread trenchers. There was rabbit, beef, chicken and mutton to be had, only the cooks had apparently underestimated Laura’s size and the appetite that came with it. There simply wasn’t enough food, even though she and Ordhan Herlogan were the only ones eating, out in the gardens were the food was served.

A bread stew was served in three barrels for Laura, but it tasted awful and wasn’t nearly enough either. She marked it down as a snack and did not blame it on anybody. The lord tried to save grace by offering to butcher a few more cows, but she declined.

It was time she got going anyway.

But just as she was about to say as much did the lord’s henchmen bring up five women to her.

Ordhan Herlogan cleared his throat: “Your Grace, here’s a personal gift from me to you, courtesy of my dungeons. We were told you like them comely?”

Two of the women had red hair, two were blond, one brunette. They all looked innocent as young peasant girls often did. The brunette was plainly pregnant, however, strangely the only one not crying profusely when she looked over them.

It was a step too far.

“You mean to feed me your own smallfolk?!” She rounded on him. “You are aware that I have not suspended the laws of this land when becoming queen, yes?!”

‘I have only broken them a couple of thousand times.’

“These are criminals.” Ordhan replied with a shrug. “The mud-haired one is a thief, the flax-haired ones are…what are they?”

“They sheltered the thief, milord,” a man at arms told him dutifully.

“Ah, yes. And the rusty-haired ones are harlots, caught in state of fornication with each other.”

Of course, he had remembered that one.

“My lord, you must have mistaken me for some kind of-” She broke off and sighed, because whatever he thought she was she certainly was, which was a monster.

It was okay, she supposed. She killed people all the time. She tried not to do it too much to her own people, though, which was why she had gone to Nordmarken in the first place. But as brutal a regime as Ordhan led here, like as not these girls would end up brutalized anyway, if not dead, so what if she ate them.

If truth be told, her belly was already rumbling for the tiny women. It wanted them, wanted to digest their tiny little bodies and split them up before sending them further on where they would be broken up even more until nothing but shit was left of them.

Her mouth watered, not for the pregnant one, though, and it would be bad if word spread that she was some sort of tyrant. She couldn’t risk her populace run away from her kingdom because she still needed them to make food.

“I appreciate the thought.” She inclined her head. “But I must refuse this gift. I hereby pardon all of these women, and if I hear that so much as a hair was harmed on their heads I will come back and smash everything, including you, my lord.”

Perhaps she should do that anyway and deny Nordmarken whatever they could plunder from this place. Ordhan Herlogan was certainly a mixed bag, far as lords went. He was upright and truthful with Laura, he had confided in her and they had common interests. She did not agree with his style of lordship, however.

“You do not want them?” He asked with some surprise. “Or is it that you shun outlaws?”

She did want them, was the problem. The red-haired ones were lesbians too, which was properly exciting. It had been a while since she had been able to make drowsy, always busy queening as she was.

Her hand shot out to grab one of the women but hovered there as a million thoughts crossed her mind at once. She shouldn’t be timid but decisive, she was huge and it was okay, but word might spread and everyone would know her as a monster, except they likely already did that after Winhall, and Aiwall and Newall and all that. Besides, she was amongst likeminded tyrants here, the village was far enough away, and even if they saw most of them were serfs and tiny, worthless bugs whose word did not count anyway. She just could not, never, never ever, eat the pregnant woman.

When she was about to eat the blondes, the brunette with the big belly gave a shriek, her knees giving out beneath her. Water poured down her legs and it looked as though she had pissed herself.

A man at arms commented as much, but Laura knew better.

“She went into labour, you complete fools!” She spat. “Get a midwife, now!”

She didn’t want to stick around for this. Not only was birthing a child without the proper medical facilities unfathomably messy, but also was this baby likely to be stillborn. The rate had to be high anyway and this mother to be was absolutely terrified out of her mind.

It was actually heart-wrenching to see.

She was still going to eat the blondes when she remembered that all they had done was shelter the brunette, who in turn had likely been stealing food to feed her unborn baby.

“I meant what I said.” She shoved the blondes aside with her fingers and grasped both red-haired girls. “I’m not going to eat you. My lord, thank you for your hospitality. I hope Nordmarken will not pester you for too long.”

They would pass him by again, she was certain. There had not been any siege engines. What she would do when the host arrived at Honingen was an entirely different quandary, one she did not know the answer to which made her stomach churn.

She needed troops, and lots of them.

An army was also needed to move into the Farindel to slay the beasts, cut down the red trees and turn up whatever there was to stop spreading the corruption. If Caia Herlogan was the key to that would only be seen once the woman’s whereabouts had been determined.

Albernia had too few troops at the moment. Almost everything other than the forces of Honingen and Abilacht had been with King Finnian in the west. She would hire every sellsword she could get her hands on, she decided, but knew even that would not be enough against Nordmarken.

To forget all her troubles at least for twenty minutes, she chose a nice, empty valley far enough away from Andoain or any other hint of civilization. It wouldn’t do to spread rumours that the giant queen of Albernia was sprawling in the countryside playing with her pussy.

But she had to, as well. It was a distraction she felt she badly needed now.

“So,” she smiled down upon the two girls kneeling on her hand, “you two are lovers, eh?”

They were already hugging, and now they moved even closer together. She took that for a yes.

“When you were caught making love, what did that look like?”

No response.

“You love each other.” She laughed. “It’s fine with me, I get it, I am not going to scold you for it?”

‘Right, I’m just going to fuck you to death.’

The whole situation had a bit of a sad undertone, somehow. Suddenly, she couldn’t even tell if she really wanted this or not.

One girl looked like she had cut off her own hair with a knife. She was also covered in freckles. The other’s hair was bound to a knot, more feminine, as ever. That was just a thing with lesbians Laura had noted over the years. Maybe it was a stereotype, but she couldn’t help it.

“You know,” she reflected, “I have just lost an important battle against Nordmarken. I can’t really tell anyone about it. The whole situation is shit. I’m not taking your silent treatment. You will answer me now or I will start yanking your pale, little arms out.”

“What do you want us to say?!” The freckled one called out in desperation.

It was a fair question.

“Uh…” Laura had to chew on it for a moment.

Thorwallers had been decidedly more fun because they weren’t so damn timid about it, or anything else really. Perhaps she and Janna should’ve stayed in Thorwal City and endured the snows.

Even Thorwal’s religious fanatics were more fun. She would have chosen Thorgun Swafnirson over the Chosen One any day of the week. If only she had real companions in Albernia, full of mischief. Branwyn could’ve been just that, but she turned out to be a bitch and Laura had eaten her, not to mention she didn’t want to share power.

‘Other than with Janna, perhaps.’

“Make love, now.” She decided. “Get that cloth off your shoulders and show me. I want to watch.”

Both girls blushed despite their tears and the freckled one beat her fist into her lap: “How?”

“How?!” Laura echoed. “You mean to tell me, you two are in love with each other and you didn’t even know how to…well…fornicate…as it were? What were you doing when you were caught?”

The freckled girl timidly took the other’s head with both hands and leaned in for a kiss. That was it. It didn’t even look to be one involving tongue.

“Aw, man.” Laura groaned, questioning her very existence.

She popped the button on her pants, shoved a hand down and probed her state of arousal, finding herself as dry as a desert of salt.

‘What’s happening to me?’ She thought.

She didn’t even want to kill the girls anymore.

‘Am I becoming an adult or am I so overworked with queening already that I can’t even get myself off?’

She wondered if this was how big CEOs felt, although men probably did not have this problem so much, depending on what type of man they were. Laura had once briefly dated a young banker, only when they tried to have sex he couldn’t get hard, started crying and told her about his anxiety and depression.

That had been the end of the relationship.

‘Is this depression too?’

It might as well be shock. She had been blinded after all, not to mention all the other stuff that was going on.

She closed her eyes and rubbed them with her free hand.

“What does she want from us?” The other girl finally found her speech, whispering to the one with the freckles. “What does she want us to do?”

“I do not know, my sweet.” The answer came, all broken with woe.

It was no good. Laura needed wine and a talk with people who were actually useful.

“I was going to make you please me.” She explained. “But it turns out, the two of you are not worth my time. Here’s what I want you to do. Come with me to Honingen and live there. When you want to make love, start with kissing and go from there. Ultimately, fornication is about the part between your legs. I want you to rub it, kiss it, lick it. Talk to each other. Whatever feels good to you, do it. Don’t repress yourselves. Is that understood?”

The more modest girl looked shocked, but the short-haired one pressed her lips together and said: “As our queen commands.”

That was a lot better, a bit more intriguing. But Laura had already wasted too much time.

At Honingen, where people had ultimately removed the horse shit from the road, she set the girls down by her feet and left them. Then she went to the city hall to inform Belisa Tibradan of the possible attack. There were preparations to be made.

Belisa was the city’s magistrate, which was a sort of executive officer put in place by Countess Franka Salva Galahan. Her older brother, Meredin, was first amongst the Immen Knights, Franka’s bodyguard.

Belisa was a bookish woman in her forties, well-read, competent, but also with an air of moneyed aristocracy about her. When she did not administer justice, which she did unfailingly on precedent up until Laura’s rule, she was always found surrounded by a swarm of well-dressed ladies.

It was these up-jumped, well-dressed ladies Laura encountered now.

“Where’s Belisa?” She asked. “Is she hearing someone?”

The ladies were afraid of Laura to differing degrees. Some seemed to see her as a chance to jump to even higher stations, whereas others could hardly speak a word in her presence. A short, fat, young woman in a pink gown was of the former type, a daughter of family Vialligh who owned most beehives in and around Honingen.

“The inquisitor Hakan Praiford arrested a witch, Your Grace!” She chirped. “It is so good of you to come. Our lady has been in there quite some time, trying to keep him from doing anything rash!”

Normally, Laura couldn’t have cared any less about any some woman, but now, with her two lesbians in her city, she had another reason to curtail Praiford’s doings. She hated him. The inquisitor unnerved her to no end, firstly because he wanted to burn Furio whom she had left with Franka Salva Galahan for the time that she was away, and secondly because she couldn’t just willy-nilly smash him.

“I forbid it.” She said. “Bring them all out here, now.”

They were already coming, roused by her voice.

Hakan Praiford looked triumphantly, the lady Belisa distraught. A fat, burly man with gloves and a leather mask over his head and shoulders was carrying a minuscule, unmoving woman with short hair, naked and covered in horrifying burn marks.

It was Dari, from Laura’s village, the realization rattling Laura so much she did not even know what to say.

“Well, Your Grace?!” The inquisitor challenged her with a ring to his voice that made her blood boil. “We have a confession! This woman is a witch, in addition to claiming to be an assassin and murderer!”

He nodded at Dari in the torturer’s arms.

“You did this to her?!” Laura asked aghast. “Is she still alive?”

“Aye!” The inquisitor smiled and put his arms behind his back for officiality. “She will burn on the morrow!”

Laura felt stupid for having left him alive and run free, but she feared being seen as a queen that broke with the rule of gods. Royalty claimed divine right. That didn’t go very far without at least some semblance of religion, a religion that the people adhered to.

But he had gone too far now.

“I expressed that you were forbidden from doing anything like this!” She snapped. “Which part of don’t burn anyone did you fail to comprehend?!”

“I told him the same thing, Your Grace!” Belisa piped up, almost meekly.

It was clear that she was no equal to Hakan Praiford and his shrewdness.

“Your Grace, in defiance of divine law and all things holy, has forbidden me from burning wizards, she will recall.” Hakan beamed. “This woman is a witch.”

‘He enjoys this, this maniac.’ Laura realized.

“Give her to me.” She said immediately.

Furio had to look Dari over, see what he could do.

The torturer forfeited his life by first looking to Hakan, who nodded, upon which he stepped forward and dumped the girl unceremoniously to the ground.

Laura flared and wanted to cast some official-ish sentence, but all that crossed her lips was: “To the Netherhells with you, maggot.”

The ladies shrieked in terror when she extended a finger and brought it down upon the torturers head. He folded, first in the knees, then his torso and legs were crushed between her fingertip and the cobble stones as she pushed a hole into the ground with his puny body in the way.

“You have other torturers, right?” She turned to Belisa who stared at the grizzly sight in shock. “Take Inquisitor Praiford into custody. I expect a lengthy confession before the sun is down.”

The inquisitor’s golden beard quivered.

“You have no right!” He pointed at her. “Not even a queen, a real queen has that right!”

“Save it for the confessor.” She spat back at him. “He might be interested in what you have to say.”

Lady Belisa caught herself, however, with her bookish side coming out: “Your Grace, condemning the torturer to death was your prerogative, but you cannot do this. Hakan Praiford’s station, I am begging, most humbly, your pardon, entitles him to a proper trial!”

Laura snorted, then closed her eyes again to calm to down.

“Who presides over such a trial?” She asked, already guessing the answer.

“The church!” Hakan Praiford grinned broadly and brazenly at her.

“Not quite.” The magistrate replied. “In this case, which entails a transgression against a command royal, a tribunal of local, clerical and royal judges must be called upon. His Reverence Ronwian of Naris, Her Grace and either myself or the highborn Franka Salva Galahan would be the logical choice.”

Hakan’s lips vanished inside his mouth, even while Laura was chewing on hers. How she would decide was clear, as was the case with Ronwian of Naris, provost of the recently rebuilt Praios temple in Honingen, the second largest in Albernia. That would tie the vote.

How either Belisa or Franka would decide was not as clear as Laura wished it to be, however. She now had a real law case on her hands that would demand her attention. She hadn’t imagined before that being queen would require her to keep track of so many things at once.

There were more important things, right now, too.

“Fine then.” She said. “Keep the inquisitor in irons until the trial. In the meantime, prepare our walls for battle. Nordmarken is sending an army this way.”

Belisa looked up at her in surprise: “Your Grace, weren’t you, um…taking care of them?”

 “Just do it.” Laura replied sharply while fidgeting gingerly with Dari’s body to get it off the ground without any further injury.

Back at Galahan Palace she found the countess, her extensive entourage and Furio in the countess’ rose gardens, brooding over what seemed to be the flattened ruins of a bush. Her grandson and his wife were there as well. Janna lay asleep outside the gardens.

“Ah, Her Grace is gracing us with her presence!” Franka said with her hands on her hips, sharp-tongued as ever. “Does she care to know how long this bush of flowers has been in my gardens?”

“No.” Laura replied, crouching. “Furio, something bad happened. That inquisitor got Dari into his hands. I need you to fix her. You can fix her, right, with magic?”

The wizard was puffing on his pipe and leaned on his cane, looking somewhat exhausted. Franka Salva Galahan could do that to people, men especially.

Laura lowered the girl to him, gently releasing her into the strong arms of Sir Meredin Tibradan with a honeycomb on red upon the shield slung over his back.

“Best bring her inside.” Furio puffed over Dari’s naked body. “I will see to it.”

“Without momentary hesitation.” Franka mocked him with her voice before looking up. “What is this woman to you, Your Grace? Must I remind you not to squander the powers of our beloved friend wizard?”

“I am in no mood, countess.” Laura warned. “We must mobilize troops. Duke Hagrobald is on his way here with an enormous host at his back. Have your Immen Knights see to it.”

The countess looked as surprised as Belisa had been: “Are these men of Hagrobald’s suddenly grown or are they still the modest proportions of common men, pray tell me. Why is this necessary?”

‘Because they have a god-damn fundamentalist with the equivalent of a flash grenade, you old, witty fool.’ She thought angrily.

Instead, she pressed her lips together and searched for a different answer. What she had told her two tiny lesbians in the woods was very, very true. She couldn’t say out loud that she had lost to Hagrobald and the Chosen One, whoever he was. If she did so, as she had already determined, her power might be called into question, people would start scheming to remove her and not fear her anymore.

‘Just do it,’ would not cut it with Franka either, but perhaps the lie she told Ordhan Herlogan would serve.

“Well,” she began, “he has twenty thousand men and I mean to kill them all, for which I require them to engage in siege.”

“Ah, ya.” The countess nodded vigorously. “It is so very important to kill every last one of those poor fools, and to get a good number of our own poor fools killed in the bargain. Well then, Sirs, you heard her. Should write to Abilacht for more aid? Oh, I forgot.”

The tone she used made it clear there was something wrong.

“What?” Laura asked, unnerved. “What did you forget?”

“Oh, only the tiny matter of a rebellion.” The countess waved off. “It seems the populace are not so keen on the recent change of ruler. Succeeding a king traditionally involves some sort of royal death, you see.”

Laura had to rub her eyes again.

‘Sure, why not. Add a rebellion to my list. I should start writing things down. I’m losing track.’

“Furio,” She asked instead, “could I speak to you for a moment before you go?”

The tiny wizard turned back from Sir Meredin and Dari, looking up: “Certainly, Laura. What is on your mind?”

“Privily. And I would like to speak to Devona as well.”

It was a dumb attempt to kill two birds with one stone, which wasn’t even what this was. It was more like a combination of two meetings in order to save time, and gain some trust, perhaps, as well.

Of course, if Devona had to come, Ardan Jumian would not part from her side. Laura was alright with it. The two were a package, like two friends who married one another, except to call these two friends was early yet. It was another construction site for Laura, way out of priority.

“I do not mean you any harm.” She told the stunningly beautiful woman when she had carried her meeting sufficiently far out of earshot. “I just mean to ask you something. Furio first, though, what do you know about the Chosen One, does that name ring any bells with you?”

The wizard puffed: “Mh, this is a title of order. I would have to know the context to know which one.”

“The Holy Church of Praios?”

He nodded: “Master of that order then, in this case the Ban Ray of which I have already told you, you will recall. In this instance, the Chosen One in question would be Praiodan of Whiterock, a Bornlander by birth who employed his homeland’s cruelty for the Holy Inquisition.”

‘More inquisition.’ Laura thought, despairing.

Furio’s tone did not hide any misgivings about the man. He looked up at her, no doubt wondering why she brought it up. Franka would have asked directly, but the wizard was already better trained than that.

“I lost a battle to him, Furio.” Laura broke out. “I was going to crush the Nordmarker host but he blinded me, somehow. I couldn’t see anymore. I was blind! Now I am terrified that they will come here and I cannot defend us.” She looked at the other two in turn. “I am trusting you with this secret. It must not become widely known, do you understand?”

They looked at her with big eyes and nodded, while just in the same instant Laura realized that she had confided in her lesbians and then forgot to send them to their graves. It was too late now.

Furio stroked his beard: “I see. Are you asking me for some kind of solution?”

“Do you have one?” She asked hopefully and perhaps too quickly.

She couldn’t make it too obvious how desperate she was.  

He puffed again: “Anti-magic, perhaps. A sufficiently large amulet would have to be crafted, but my knowledge in artefact magic is too limited for this kind of task. How did this blinding come to be?”

She told him about the flash after everything went white.

Then there was more beard-stroking: “Anti-magic might yet be powerless against divine intervention, but perhaps we should keep at this idea anyhow.” It looked as if he did not say the next sentence with full confidence, as if he had to persuade himself to say it for some reason. “This would help ward your mind against influence of arcane nature.”

“So, some future project. Well.” She bit her lip. “The problem is, Praiodan of Whiterock and Duke Hagrobald are marching here right now. They could be here by nightfall or by the morrow, I don’t know exactly how far away they are.”

They were mostly footmen who took aeons to get from place to place, but it surely wasn’t beyond Hagrobald to send his mounted vanguard ahead, smelling victory as he probably was.

“I have no immediate solution to this, Laura.” Furio puffed another time.

Ardan Jumian Galahan, the blonde boy of knight and heir to Honingen, flicked his thumb from his beardless, manly chin: “What of the Basilisk Tale, my Lord Wizard? This appears to be something of the same nature, no?”

“Ardan!” Devona beat his arm. “Are you comparing a servant of your lord god to a Basilisk?”

She said it queerly, and Laura knew why. The Fenwasians prayed to Farindel more than any of the Twelve, which she actually started to like about them.

“In the Chosen One’s instance this is not wholly unwarranted, my lady.” Furio interjected with a wad of smoke.

Laura had to ask first in order to understand: “What is a Basilisk?”

“A giant, snake-like creature,” Furio replied, “a monster of tales, such as some believed dragons were, until recently. It has strong venom in its fangs but the most terrifying thing about it are its eyes which turn a man to stone when he looks into them.”

If from whatever hole all the other fairy tale stuff had crawled out of Basilisks had been released into the world too, Laura would have good cause to finally be terrified.

“In the tale,” Ardan Jumian took over eagerly, “a brave knight sets out to slay the Basilisk, but he encounters many who tried before him, frozen to rock where they stood. So, he bought himself a steel shield and polished it to a sheen!”

“And he used it as a mirror so he would not be turned to stone!” Laura finished in his stead. “This is brilliant! If I can avoid the flash, I can trample the Chosen One flat and squish the rest of the army to porridge! It will be like stomping grapes in a vat! He, he, Chosen One, for sure, because he is the first one I choose to mush!”

Momentary euphoria had gotten her carried away on the rhetoric, she saw, evident by Ardan’s and Devona’s petrified stares.

“No, Laura.” Furio gestured with his pipe. “Ardan, why don’t you tell Her Grace what happened to the knight.”

“He was bitten and died.” The boy finished, frowning. “The lesson from the tale is not to underestimate an opponent, even if you have a way to circumvent his strongest weapon.”

“Right.” Laura lowered her head, suddenly feeling hot.

“The notion is not half bad.” Furio gestured again. “But not fool-proof, as it were. Making a muck of it would mean to lose an expensive gamble.”

‘Only for anyone in the direction I run to when I am blind.’ Laura thought.

But he was right.

“What of a catspaw?” Devona asked timidly into the silence that followed. “Would that not be more prudent?”

Laura was happy that the woman said anything at all but had to ask again: “A what?”

“An assassin?” Devona repeated while groping for Ardan’s arm when he turned away from her. “I know it’s not the Rondrian way to kill a foe, but if I recall my lessons, the same thing is true for blinding.”

“That is…true.” Ardan scratched his head and grappled with the realization.

Laura was enticed.

“An assassin to creep into their camp and kill the guy.” She thought out loud. “That would be even better. Do we have someone like that?”

She had heard something to that effect recently, but her head was just too full of things.

“We do, I will see to it.” Furio replied after some short brooding. “Bring me to the girl now so I can repay her for saving my life as once she did.”

Yes, that was it, Laura thought. Hakan Praiford had said that Dari had proclaimed to be an assassin. To be sure, torture was notorious for producing bad results, but Furio could not have known about Dari’s confession so Laura bit her lip and decided that it was good enough for her. She had to trust, eventually, and Furio was better in this regard than anyone else she knew. If he trusted Dari with this, then so would she – if after all it was Dari he meant to employ.

She brought him back to Galahan Palace where the countess was waiting for her.

“Your Grace,” the tiny, old woman smiled, “if it please you, you wished me to remind you to hold court. I have made arrangements on the fields outside the city for the morrow, provided you still mean to rule?”

“I do.” Laura nodded. “On the morrow, fields outside the city.”

Back where she was alone with Ardan and Devona she wanted to make some more idle conversation first in hopes of cultivating some loyalty.

“Do you feel well?” She asked. “All this must be terrifying to you.”

The boy knight put an arm around his wife who lowered her head.

“It is better.” She replied. “I am no longer so frightened as I was before. I still fear you, but I know that you can be gentle when you want to. But I fear for my family, my brother most of all.”

Devona was Bragon Fenwasian’s sister, Laura knew. Under normal circumstances, she would’ve squelched the girl, or rolled her in honey for a treat, but she was simply too beautiful to do so and Laura needed Franka Galahan’s loyalty more than anything else she might get in the bargain.

“He’s probably well.” Laura consoled her. “No doubt he sailed with King Finnian to kick our Horasian friends in their arses. They had it coming, the arrogant pricks.”

She smiled and Devona returned it, albeit only as a courtesy.

“I do not think so.” She replied. “I cannot believe my brother would go away so long, especially now where our forest is hurting.”

“You heard about the Red Curse.” Laura concluded.

Devona nodded, deeply and sad.

“Well, it is for this that I wanted to speak to you.” Laura said. “Ordhan Herlogan, the baron of Lower Honingen, bid me find his daughter Caia for him.”

She prayed in her head that she got the names right from memory. That was always a challenge.

Devona looked up with wide eyes: “Caia! Oh, no!” Her voice broke to crying. “She is in there! She is supposed to keep…the spell! Oh, no, oh, no, oh, no!”

Tears ran down her face in rivers at once. Ardan enclosed her in his arms, pressing her face to his armoured chest. Perhaps it was because Devona was so beautiful, or perhaps because of Laura’s state of mind, but whatever the reason, she closed her hand a little tighter, brought the other behind it and hugged the two tiny nobles intimately against her chest.

When she released them after a long moment, her own eyes were wet with tears as well.

The issue remained unresolved and Devona could not offer any additional information about the Red Curse, nor any more specifics concerning the whereabouts of Caia Herlogan. She had been travelling between Iaun Cyll and Feyrenwall when Caia had manifested to her, telling her the bit about the spell. That was all.

Then Laura made a decision: “I am looking to send a force into the Farindel to get to the bottom of this curse. We must fix it, and as true as I stand here, I swear I will find a way. Ardan Jumian Galahan, would you do me the honour of leading this expedition?”

“I will go too!” Devona put in before her husband could answer. “The Farindel needs a Fenwasian!”

That left the tiny, gallant knight precious little choice in the matter.

-

Whenever Dari closed her eyes she could smell the scent of her burning flesh. She was on her back, in a room, naked, staring at the ceiling. Furio Montane was with her, but she did not care to cover herself. The ceiling was all there was.

The stucco in the edges showed wine stocks and grapes. Then came frolicking weasels from the Galahan banner. In the middle of the room, white on white, spanned a sun with the stern face of a man on it, the god in who’s name she had been tortured.

“You are very beautiful.” The wizard remarked from his chair.

He had stolen more than one glance at her physique. Dari didn’t care. His magic had removed the burn marks from her skin, restored her nipples and all else that burned away, but those scars on her mind were a different matter. She wanted nothing so bad as to go to the Seven Tulamidian Nights and smoke ten water pipes in a row until her head was as empty and hollow as a well.

Finally, the wizard draped a cloth over her nakedness, and soon serving women entered in order to bathe her. She sat through it all, as did he, watching her as if there was something on his mind.

“Where is Léon?” She asked when the women had departed. “Signor Hatchet, where is he?”

The wizard smoked continuously, one pipe after the other. Whenever his weed was done, he dumped it to the floor, knocked the pipe twice upon the table and stuffed it anew, lighting it with a splint of wood and a candle.

“This exceeds my knowledge.” He replied. “Was he not with those who demanded you be set free?”

That hurt, Dari reflected. Had he not tried to save her from the inquisition? What was he doing? Did he judge Krool the Fool more important than her? There could be any number of reasons why the soot-skinned man had departed from Andergast. Perhaps he thought Varg might grow tired of his grotesque stunts and crush him at a whim.

“Was he caught by the inquisition as well, perhaps?” She asked. “We were doing something important. There is a man from Nostria in the city, someone close to the Ogre Queen!”

“If so, he is safe now.” The wizard assured her. “We just learned that Laura has arrested the inquisitor and will put him on trial on the morrow. I will inquire after Signor Hatchet’s whereabouts momentarily.”

With a puff of his pipe he pushed himself up and walked from the room on his cane, only to return shortly after. It seems he wasn’t done seeing her naked yet.

“Why has she done this?” Dari asked him, finally deciding that it would be a good idea to keep her hands on her nipples over the steaming bathwater.

He cocked a brow: “For you, I presume. We heard she was spilling with wroth when she found out. She crushed your torturer on the spot, they say. The city folk are quite anguished.”

Despite all the misgivings Dari harboured towards Laura, this news was music to her ears. She just wished she could’ve seen it, but if Hakan Praiford was to be condemned on the morrow then surely she would get to watch him die, at least.

She could hardly wait.

The torture had been bad. When the big, masked man with hair on his arms worked the glowing iron into her body the mental fortress her mind was supposed to be caved in as if it was made out of wool. They had shoved it into her belly at first. Then they had burned her nipples. Finally, with a big bulge in the torturer’s britches, they had opened a hatch in the chair they had chained her to and fucked her with it.

She had confessed without even hearing herself speak through her own screaming.

“I would like to be alone.” She said, fighting with the memories. “If you would be so kind…”

Furio had touched every part of her body that had been burned, she was uncomfortably aware now. She had already woken up by that time in the arms of strong knight with a silver wasp on his surcoat, carrying her.

“Of course.” The wizard nodded but did not move. “There is…something Laura requires of you. It is very important.”

Shortly after, wrapped up in white linen cloth, Dari was picking a gown that fit her from Devona Fenwasian’s chests. She could not get over the irony. Someone had found a way to beat Laura in battle, and she, Dari, would now set out to kill him. The only thing that convinced her to do it was the fact that it was an even greater monster of inquisitor.

“You did not strike me as a medicus.” The wizard had replied when she asked him how he knew of her original profession.

Apparently, it was common knowledge that a hired blade worth their coin were knowledgeable in the insides of human bodies. Otherwise, he said, she might have been a black wizard, which had not struck him as likely, given her undeveloped gift. For any righteous doctori, barber surgeons and the like, body-stripping was a grievous crime against Boron.

The name of Dari’s target was Praiodan of Whiterock, a man supposedly somewhere in his sixties. He was with a Nordmarker host, marching on Honingen. Dari already had her plan laid out, which was why she needed a gown for the occasion, as well as riding clothes and a horse.

A dress in dark yellow with a black bodice caught her attention. It was not too extravagant, which was a requirement for the courtesan role she resolved to play. There were always camp followers with a host, and while most of them wore wool and spread their legs to anyone who could pay them, some more expensive whores could sometimes be along to satiate more classy tastes.

That was her reasoning, at least.

A man on campaign would fuck anything with three holes was the common wisdom, but there had to be some with more noble desires, as well as a disposition against a too often used woman. In any event, if the Chosen One did not indulge whores then at least would the disguise get Dari into the encampment. It also enabled her to charge a high price, which should save her from arousing too much suspicion when declining customers.

For this purpose, the dress was perfect, and she found a white ermine cloak to go with it.

“Black, yellow and ermine fur.” The voice of an old woman commented from the door of the chamber. “Careful, men might mistake you for the Lady Devona Fenwasian, if by some mishap she fell into a sewer and rats made away with her hair.”

Dari spun, seeing a lady in her seventies, dressed in green and white. She curtsied immediately to gather her thoughts and search for the correct title.

“Your highborn!” Her voice came out as a squeak. “Countess Franka, my lady, I was tasked with…”

The old woman waved off and smiled: “I already know, child. Nothing that happens around here escapes these old ears of mine.”

She said nothing after that, so Dari said: “How can I be of service, my lady?”

The countess chuckled: “I only came to look upon you, girl. I must say I was very surprised when I learned of our wizard friend’s choice of catspaw. You have knowledge of some kind in this trade?”

The old lady looked perfectly innocent, if it hadn’t been for her eyes. They were pale, but somehow still piercing like sharp daggers. To make matters worse, Dari felt herself redden, giving the lie to whatever she would respond.

The countess cocked her head: “Well, you can’t be very good at it when you blush so at someone asking, mh, child? What if some Nordmarker asks if you came to kill him?”

Dari’s mental fortitude had suffered greatly. It was true. Seeing it affect her trade hurt her more deeply than even the iron poker had.

“Well, they normally don’t ask such of whores.” She finally replied meekly.

The countess laughed: “Aye, that is true! I suppose there’s no harm in letting you try. Here, I brought you a couple of things you might find useful.”

Dari could not shake the suspicion that the countess had sought her out for an entirely different reason, but what she had brought in substances to enhance female appearance was a veritable wealth of things, many of which were Horasian, and all of them distracting.

There was wheaten flour, ground lily root and cyclamen root to whiten her face. Lip balm made of beeswax and wine, coal for the line of her eyes and Liegerfeld’s Ladies’ Red Powder for Dari’s cheeks, all were in the countess’ inventory. The range of perfume extended from Terdilion’s Rahya Angelica to Stoerrebrandt’s heavy Odour of Love.

To freshen up when she got there, Dari was also outfitted with a piece of stained glass, framed in stoneoak and with a handle.

“There.” The countess said when they were finished on her face. “What man could resist you now? You were pretty to begin with, but now look at you. It’s only your hair that makes me doubtful.”

That was true. Short hair did not befit a courtesan, at least not in Albernia. In Gareth, with its excess and plenty, that was a different story, even though Dari had also worn hairpieces on several occasions.

The countess had one of those as well, a very well made one.

“I grew too old to wear this.” She said reminiscently as she stroked the piece in her hands. “Sometimes I go back and brush it just to remember how much fun I had with it. It fooled Raidri Conchobair, don’t you know.”

Dari did not know who that was, although the name Conchobair had been amongst the many Laura had mentioned at some point.

When the hair was on her, the countess oohed at her again, shaking her head: “I hereby forbid you from stepping into the presence of my grandson. You do rival his wife, which few enough women can say, so let’s not put any ideas into the little fool’s head.”

“I cannot thank you enough.” Dari rushed in kissed the old lady on a wrinkled cheek. “I do not know if I can repay you.”

The countess’ eyes flashed piercingly, accompanied by another warm smile. Somehow, Dari had the suspicion that there might be more work waiting for her when she got back.

Before she went, she remembered something and turned around again: “Your Highborn?”

“Yes, child?” The countess was still looking at her.

“I heard Hakan Praiford is to be tried on the morrow? I was hoping to…to see him-”

“Die.” The countess finished and laughed. “Oh, blimey, you’re afraid you might miss it! Hah, child, it will rain heavily on the morrow. Her Grace’s court will have to be postponed. How do I know? Old. My old bones always hurt when there’s a rain coming, and I fear I will need a lot of wine to close my eyes tonight. Now go. Kill the wretch! The only good Nordmarker is a dead Nordmarker. Always remember that.”

A rain-proof bundle with a perfect red and black gown and a black sable cloak tied to the back of her saddle, Dari set out that day. She did not go look for Léon. There were others taking care of it. She was dressed in boots and riding clothes, a heavy cloak and hat, the mission clear, the name of her target remembered.

She tried to recall the last time that she had been in this situation. She couldn’t. But as the road pounded under her horse’s hooves she remembered another feeling, a deeper one, one she had yearned for all this time.

She was feeling alright.

‘Why, though.’ She pondered, noticing that as she looked upon the world that once she saved, she did not care whether or not even a smidgen of it remained.

End Notes:

 

 

Pace is ever slow, I know, but I hate nothing more than a hasty plot.

Chapter 48 by squashed123
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The road was void of people and littered with horse dung from hundreds if not thousands of horses. This was the way the Nordmarker army had come the last time, and it was surely the way it would come again.

Laura had come on this road as well, but not gone, and she seemed to have cared not to render the road useless by crushing it with her weight. But even where she had trodden upon it did the Bospharan art of construction hold surprisingly well. 

Dari’s horse was a Tulamidian breed from Countess Franka’s own stables. What Dari had been hoping for was a messenger horse, well trained and accustomed to travelling long distances. What she got was something else. Franka Salva Galahan committed to horse breeding as a pastime. It was a most noble occupation, to be sure, and she had her own racing track for horses outside her city.

Dari beat the animal beneath her at a pace that would have counted as murderous to other horses, but still this one just wouldn’t tire, even though she frequently broke into gallops just because she enjoyed them. It couldn’t have been any better.

And the weather held, at least for what little was left of the first day. Franka Salva Galahan had predicted heavy rain and the sky did indeed grow darker and darker. Dari’s disguise was well stored, though, and for herself she had extra acquired a carman’s coat made of thick, heavy leather as well as a hat. Nevertheless, she feared having to sleep in her woollen sleeping bag under the open sky.

When her horse finally tired and she was well past done for the day she came upon a settlement. This was Andoain, the first and only Albernian village between Honingen and the Nordmarkener border, approximately thirty kilometres away from the city.

It would be home to several hundred, she judged from afar, defended by stockade walls that seemed more defence against animals rather than two-legged foes. The houses were decorated, but why that was Dari could not have said.

On a hill next to the village stood a palace with glass windows glowing with light in the dusk. That was a little odd. There was much light coming from the village as well, too much for any place that had not something big and remarkable going on.

‘Could they be preparing for siege?’ She wondered.

That seemed pointless, given how large the approaching Nordmarkener host would have to be. No windows were smashed upon the palace and the village had clearly not been razed the last time the Nordmarkers came through, though two rooftops she saw were burned.

She had a queasy feeling in her tummy and contemplated passing the village by, riding around it. That would deny her the comfort of cooked food and a bed tonight however, and she felt like she had earned that after her ordeal.

If truth be told, she was looking to get drunk, and very much so.

So, she decided to put on her armour, just in case.

She had no plate or mail to garb herself in. Her beauty was her armour. That was such a vain thought it made her cringe.

Putting on the gown behind the shadow of a tree wasn’t easy alone. Lacing up one’s own bodice was a skill in and off itself, and nine and ninety out of a hundred ladies could not even attempt to do it. If one wanted to wear gowns one had to have servants or be completely flexible.

Countess Franka couldn’t have known that Dari was, and given her the gown anyway. That raised the question whether or not the old lady might have overlooked it, a thing she might be forgiven for, which in turn was not quite true for Dari. She managed, regardless, and refreshed on the alchemical substances that enhanced her beauty as well.

Wearing a gown meant riding sideways, awkward and impractical, but the splendid horse made it easy.

“Woe!” A group of spearmen halted Dari at the entrance to the village, an armoured sergeant putting up his hand. “What’s a lady doing alone so late out on the Imperial Road?”

She pulled the reigns gently and the horse responded perfectly, even without stirrups or spurs.

“Traveling!” She replied. “I’d like to stay in your inn tonight if you’ll permit me!”

She was hopelessly overdressed for travelling, but her carter’s cloak and leather hat helped to conceal that so long as no one thought to peer too close.

The armoured sergeant grasped a torch from a greybeard soldier and raised it: “You’re a pretty lass, eh. Where are you coming from and where are you going?”

It was odd that they would be posted here, she judged, and so many of them at that. But it was war, so perhaps this wasn’t unusual. Unusual, certainly, were the whips that some of the men carried, however.

She thought quickly, trying to decide what place would give her the least need for explanation. If she named Witzichen Hill, the next and first Nordmarkener village along this road, then perhaps they would just wave her through without any trouble. Something was off here, though, she could see it on their faces.

She wondered if they could fault her for wanting to travel to Nordmarken, given the war and all. Perhaps she should choose something more neutral.

 “I’m coming from Honingen, travelling back to Gareth, from whence I hail.” She therefore lied, already expecting the inevitable rebuke.  

“You’re on the wrong road then.” He said immediately. “You should’ve gone north via Gratenstone and Angbar.”

 

A cleverer lie would have saved her the embarrassment, but Dari didn’t care.

“Oh, truly?” She pouted like spoiled child. “Phex, but can’t I turn north to Gratenstone further on this road?”

He shook his head firmly, even though she perfectly knew that was wrong: “Best you turn back to Honingen. May the Twelve watch over you and your horse.”

“And a fine horse that is!” The greybeard remarked amiably, edging forward.

That was queer.

Dari pushed a little to get out of this entirely unnecessary exchange: “You do not expect me, a woman alone, to ride back to Honingen at night, do you? Let me sleep at your inn and I will go on the morrow. I have coin to pay.”

“She’s right.” The greybeard said before the sergeant could answer, coming closer, step after step after step, all friendly smiles. “It would be cruel, denying shelter to this woman in distress. Let’s put her horse into the stable and see her off on her way by sunrise, she and her…Galahan horse.”

He had arrived at the spot from where he could see the burn mark on the mare’s hindquarters, three weasels one over the other. A large step later and he was next to her mount where her feet were, one hand on her reigns and the other on her leg.

“How do you come by a Galahan horse?” The sergeant asked pointedly. “The old countess would marry her steeds if she could, why did she part with this one?”

“I am a friend of hers, unhand me!” Dari lied quickly, no time to come up with anything better.

This was a stupid misunderstanding, she was still on Albernian soil, after all. Nordmarken might have been trouble, but not Andoain.

The greybeard and the sergeant exchanged a look, then the sergeant said: “No need to be frightened. No one will do you any harm. You must just needs come with us to our lord. He’ll know what’s to be done with you.”

The owner of the palace would have to be cleverer than this lot, Dari supposed, so this would all clear itself up. The greybeard yanked her off her horse and threw her over his shoulder but the sergeant took mercy with her objections and finally allowed her to walk on her own.

They took her through the village, decorated in Albernian and local colours, green and white. They even passed by the inn, a three-story, jetty-built wood house that looked lit-up and inviting, busy with preparations for something.

She could smell meat roasting.

A garden of hedges surrounded the palace in stark contrast to the animal pens and vegetable gardens in the village. This lord had to be rich, she somehow thought, a baron or something of that nature, controlling a border region with much trade coming through in peace time.

It was war, though, calling into question why there were preparations for festivities being made.

At the gates to the yard, they came upon a reception in progress, a staggering number of horses, knights, banners and all that, and Dari still thought that these were Albernian troops somehow meant to oppose the host from Nordmarken.

When she saw the silver bass on blue and green, she understood that something else was transpiring, however. The soldiers pushed through the knights awkwardly but found that their business had to wait on something more important.

“Your Highness.” A lordly-looking, portly man with grey hair and whiskers said from one knee, surrounded on his side by servants and household guards, whereas the other side was made up of Nordmarker knights.

The spoken to was a tall, burly fellow in silvery armour, a mass of tangled black hair upon his head and face.

He slapped his armoured belly and rowed with his arms, roaring amiably: “Ordhan, ha, ha! Bet you did not think to see me again so soon, eh? Aha, ha! Rise, rise, there’s no need for pomp! Ale and women, ha, ha, that will suffice for me!”

The other pushed himself up: “Were you victorious in the lists, Your Highness?”

Only then did Dari realize who the black-haired, burly man was. It was Duke Hagrobald, the ruler of Nordmarken. This had to be his vanguard, raced ahead of his main force. She looked around to see if maybe her target was with them, spying a tall, scowling man dressed and armoured in white and gold with white hair and whiskers. Even his boots were white, and still, somehow, he looked dark.

He had a sun sceptre, this was Praiodan of Whiterock, or Dari would be damned.

Duke Hagrobald’s face turned dark as well: “There was no tourney. It was all a ruse! When I find the man who spread that rumour I will strangle him!”

For the nonce he strangled an invisible one in front of him, savagely twisting his armoured fists.

“I have a feeling that it was a woman.” The lord of Andoain replied, without a hint of emotion.

Hagrobald snapped: “That old harridan?! Well, then this time I will not sit idly by while she bides in her castle, the scheming crone!”

“She is under protection of the giant queen who now resides at Honingen.” The other said in turn.

The whole thing was oddly long for a reception and had gotten all too soon all too specific for what Dari knew about events like this. It were more usually flat, common courtesies that were exchanged. One asked how the others’ children were doing, if everyone was of good health and so forth. There was no doubt, however, that these two men knew each other intimately, which was surprising.

“Aren’t they supposed to be enemies?” Dari dared ask her captors.

The sergeant gave her a hiss and a firm yank on the arm, but the greybeard whispered: “Our Lord of Herlogan was in exile during the war. He spent some time at Duke’s Court. Don’t you know anything?”

The sergeant gave a pained look and hit the other on the shoulder to shut him up. Dari felt as though she was witnessing something she wasn’t supposed to.

“That one, ha, ha!” Duke Hagrobald roared. “One foe, but what a foe that was! We met her in battle, and she ran from us like a frightened little girl! We can beat her, old friend, can’t we men?!”

“Aye!” The knights shouted all around.

“Ah, ha, ha!” Hagrobald slapped his steel-clad belly once more. “Yes, we have the Chosen One! Praiodan of Whiterock is his name! Come forth, Chosen One, I believe the two of you are not familiar. Ordhan Herlogan is an old friend of mine. Not much for praying, this one, but no fairy-worshipping fool either.”

“Chosen One!” Ordhan Herlogan nodded and stepped forward, meeting the other whiskered man to bow and kiss his ring.

“We see her footsteps all over this place.” The Chosen One remarked with a nod. “What did she do here?”

There was a dangerous, demanding undertone to his speech that the lord of Andoain did not miss. He met the cleric’s eyes with an iron stare.

“Plunder my stores and frighten my smallfolk.” He replied. “I may wish and pray otherwise, but for the nonce I can do naught but take her for my queen. She could’ve killed me at a whim and was not loath to tell me so to my face. If you mean to end her reign of terror then the place of honour shall be yours tonight, Chosen One. Come, you must be weary from the road.”

Herlogan began ushering everybody into his hall. Praiodan of Whiterock went, scowling, but Duke Hagrobald remained by his friend’s side.

Dari might have tried to yank free and fly at her target when he was entering, but in a gown amidst so many foes she would never have gotten out. Her tummy was in knots over the situation she found herself in. It would be all she could do to lie her way out and then see where she was.

The knights were entering, which took a deal of time because there were so many of them. Dari’s captor pushed her closer to their lord.

“Do you really reckon you will kill her?” Ordhan Herlogan asked of the Duke, not very loudly.

The other pursed his lips: “If we can catch her. Last time Praios blinded her, but unless we can tie her feet together, she will run from us again. Hah, with a bit of Phex’s good graces she will run all the way to the Horasians and crush them, the dastards! Have you heard they are said to be in league with these beasts?” He shook his head in disapproval. “Ever the power-hungry schemers they always were, ever lurking in our shadow, conspiring with evil demons and calling their rulers gods! Raul should never have let them exist in the first place.”

His friend weighed his head, seemingly not entirely in agreement, but left unsaid whatever he was thinking. The palace was more Horasian in style, Dari noted. It wouldn’t surprise her to hear that Ordhan Herlogan had lived in the Horasian Empire once as well.

Unmentioned went also the Duke’s distinct flaw of reasoning. If Laura was in league with the Horasians, one could hardly expect her to trample them after running there, as he hoped.

“My lord,” the sergeant next to Dari cleared his throat, “we found this woman on the road, riding a Galahan steed. She looks noble, says it’s Gareth she’s going. We do not know what’s to be done with her.”

Both the Baron and the Duke turned to face Dari, and someone shoved a torch in her face so they could get a better look.

Hagrobald spoke first, chortling: “Oh, ho, ho, is that a special gift, Ordhan? Found her on the road, eh? I’ve been on that road as oft as any man, but I have never seen something near as pretty cross my path, ha!”

His eyes were deep brown and large, shining in the torchlight. They crawled over Dari like spiders, but that was still better than the way Ordhan Herlogan was looking at her.

The lord of Andoain grimaced briefly, as though he had discovered a problem he needed to solve. That could not mean anything good. His mouth opened and closed, inconclusively.

Finally, he said: “Bring her to a room.”

That was all, but the implication of torture was so palpable that Dari relived the horrors of the inquisition a second time before her inner eye, all in one heartbeat. She felt like fainting, or screaming, or running or cutting her own throat. She couldn’t do it, she was certain.

‘A lie!’ She thought frantically. ‘A lie, I need a lie!’

The courtesan disguise had gone to the Netherhells the moment they had discovered her horse. It was another thing Franka Salva Galahan had overlooked, again, for which she could be forgiven, but Dari should have noticed it. She had been out of the game for too long. This was horrible. She felt like she was putting her foot in it again and again, like a bloody amateur.

“My lord!” She croaked, her mouth dry.

She had to swallow.

“Oi…” Hagrobald’s face grew dark with disappointment. “What do you mean, a room?”

“I will have to ask her a few questions.” Ordhan replied. “We need to determine who she is and why she is here. You understand. Hosting you in mine own home might put me at a certain impasse with my betters at Honingen.”

For a moment, the Duke of Nordmarken looked like a giant boy who’s toy knight had dropped into the well. Then his black temper flared.

“It’s Gareth she says she’s going, didn’t you hear!?” He growled. “There’s weeks of road ahead of her!”

Why he jumped to her rescue, Dari couldn’t have said, but she wanted to kiss him for it.

“This is a delicate matter.” Ordhan Herlogan objected too vaguely for the stubborn Duke to understand. “We must proceed with caution in this. No common girl would come to ride a Galahan horse. Like as not, she’s lying.”

Dari needed to say something to explain away the horse. So, she made something up, dropping to her knees and raising her hands, pleading.

“It is no lie, my lord!” She pleaded. “I am Alrika Woolworth, the daughter of Alrik Woolworth, from Gareth! My family, we make our trade in wool and I came to Honingen to look upon the fleeces my father purchased in advance from the countess! The giant…monster, the giantess, she had crushed the sheep, and all the old countess gave me for recompense was the horse! It is no lie, my lord, I swear!”

It was surprisingly good for something she made up on the spot, Dari thought, and she managed to squeeze a few tears from her eyes as well. The Woolworths were moneyed people in Gareth, not noble but ambitious, rich but not so rich as that everybody would know them, like the Stoerrebrandts.

“See?” Hagrobald gestured before turning to her with a smile. “I am oft in Gareth at council, and I bought me a pair of woollen undertunics from your father once! Scratchier than most, I am sad to say, so you and I might have to discuss about a bargain.”

He gave her wink that almost made her laugh. Ordhan Herlogan did not believe a word she had said, however, but he was overruled by his guest. Doubt was written firmly on his face but it was for Duke Hagrobald to decide how they would proceed.

“Ah, don’t be a frog, Ordhan!” He chuckled and slapped his friend upon the shoulder. “Give her a place below the salt and let her beauty light up your hall for us! You’ve always been a niggard with the torches. Eh?! Ha, ha!”

That was not what Dari had hoped for, but at least she would be in one room with her target. The trouble was that there were somewhere between two and three hundred knights in there as well, all getting drunk, and the servants were already carrying out benches for their retinue.

Perhaps she could catch the Chosen One on a visit to the privy. How she would get out after that, she had no idea. Something told her that Ordhan Herlogan was not yet done with her either, and neither was Hagrobald Guntwin of the Big River, judging from his smile.

-

A canopy of cloth was spanned over Franka Salva Galahan’s litter when she emerged in the pummelling rain. Laura was huddling underneath her blanket, which was thankfully waterproof or else she would have had an even more terrible morning. The rain was so heavy that she could hardly see the ground, only grey shapes and the hints of colours unless she crouched and leaned close.

Janna had woken briefly and closed her sleeping bag up around herself, like some homeless person. That was precisely how Laura felt, less like a queen.

“Ay, ay, ay!” The countess shook her head at the weather, having to speak loudly to be heard. “Your Grace, under these circumstances your court will have to be postponed, lest we will all drown out there!”

It was torrential and cold, not as cold as before, but the wetness that crept into everything made it feel that way all the same. This was not a day to be awake, Laura decided.

“Aye!” She agreed.

She did not want her first court to be one where she looked soaked and bedraggled like a wet dog. The evening before, she and Janna had taken another meal together. It had not been raining then.

The prospect of twenty thousand enemies coming their way seemed to be a moral conundrum for Janna’s newfound convictions, which Laura had been quite pleased to see. It didn’t do them any good to be a goody toe-shoes. Maybe in the beginning, before all the world had learned that they were murderous, but that train had long left the station.

The fact that the Nordmarkers had temporarily blinded Laura seemed less to rattle Janna, as it should have, rather than to make her act smug.

“Yes.” She had nodded. “It was only a question of time before they figured out a way to fuck with us, other than…you know. We had this coming. The way we behaved was just beyond any comparison, Laura.”

There had not been a hug, nor a kiss or a caress, not even so much as a gentle touch. There seemed to be spite between them, somehow, and Laura did not understand where it was coming from.

As to the question what to do about the mighty host coming their way, Janna seemed torn.

“They’d kill us if we gave them any chance.” Laura said. “We have a right to defend ourselves. Isn’t that what Darwinism is all about?”

“No.” Janna had shaken her head. “Not at all. And if you apply Darwin at the interhuman level you’ll end up like Hitler did.”

That was wrong, Laura knew in turn. Hitler had denounced Darwin and embraced Lamarck, the guy who roughly said giraffes had long necks because they were stretching them all the time, thus making the notion that Charles Darwin’s discoveries had in any way led to the holocaust an erroneous one. But she said nothing.

“Isn’t there some way we can just make them turn around?” Janna had asked.

Laura had not replied to that either, eating her cheese and drinking her mulled wine in silence. If the Nordmarkers were smart they would turn heel after The Chosen one was murdered. Laura sensed, however, that the assassination of such a high-calibre person was not some easy feat she could brazenly rely upon to succeed with any certainty.

Not to mention, the Nordmarkers were led by Duke Hagrobald Guntwin of the Big River, who was not smart at all. And he had smelled blood.

If Laura had been smart, she would have tried to blindly smash the Chosen One with her hands before running away. But she had been too terrified. Now there was only hoping that Dari succeeded.

“Was there any news from the Nordmarkers?” She asked the countess below.

“Not as yet!” Franka replied, shouting up to her. “But you should rest assured that all will be well!”

That was strange and served only to worsen Laura’s unease. It sounded like something someone might say to a total loser so as not having to deal with them at length.

“Now, pray, excuse me!” The countess said. “This cold is ruinous to my health and I’d rather have my prunes inside by a fire! I do not envy you, child. Not today.”

A giant roof such as Laura and Janna would require was probably out of the question to build. Any building materials simply would not carry. So, Laura could do nothing better but to take a stroll while she waited for Janna to wake up.

Inside Honingen, the water cascaded off the knee-high roofs in the wealthier part of the city. Pools accumulated on the cobbles, and only some men and women were about, carrying buckets of murky water from cellars drowned.

“It’s raining pitchforks, Your Grace!” Some man greeted her, screaming. “Efferd means it rather too well with us today!”

Was it another divine intervention, like that flash? Would Efferd let it rain until all Laura had been trying to build was swept away?

A woman shouted: “Please watch your step, Your Grace, there are folk beneath you!”

‘Ha, here’s a sentence no queen before me ever had to hear.’

Janna was right about it being wrong to be monsters. Being a monster meant not being able to settle down and having to, like a swarm of locusts, move from place to place to eat bare.

Laura took care she did not crush anyone.

In the strangest twist of events, a fire broke out in one of the houses. A bell was rung continuously, but its monotonous clanger did not reach very far.

“My son is still inside!” A woman screeched and coughed on the ground at men who had arrived to help. “My son! Someone, help him!”

 ‘This is the worst superhero movie, ever.’ Laura thought when she approached and called to make way for her feet.

There was a veritable crowd forming, and more and more occupants of the building moving outside. A building held many more people per square meter in medieval times, she knew, especially large buildings such as these. Whole families often even slept in one bed together.

“Where is he?!” She asked the woman, pointing at the smoking windows, glowing with the blaze inside.

“That one, she said!” A man hollered in the woman’s stead and pointed at a window that was smoking but not yet glowing with fire.

‘He could’ve been smart enough to move to the window at least.’ Laura thought angrily as she shouted to make more room and began to pry the wall apart which led to dropping bits of it onto the street.

It was relatively easy, like tearing old gingerbread, and the window gave her an easy point to start from. Inside, she saw only wads of smoke coming from a door at the bottom of which the flames were already licking through.

‘Now, where would I hide?’

She tried a table next to the door, but there was no one beneath it. Under the bed which she utterly destroyed in the process of picking it up, she finally found a little boy, frightenedly cowering on the ground.

She couldn’t well pick him up the same way she had done the bed, so she pushed him with her finger over the floor before giving him a gentle flick that sent him tumbling out the hole she had made and into her waiting palm.

The people cheered when the tiny child was united with his mother once again.

After that, Laura pushed in the roof and an as yet unaffected floor above the flames, to let the rain quench them. Her blanket had fallen off and she was wet on her shoulders and back, but when she picked it back up she saw that it had knocked off a couple of roof tiles on the houses it had fallen onto.  

Of course, these tiles had fallen straight down, right onto where people had huddled against the wall to avoid her feet. It was stupid.

“See to them.” She sighed. “I told you to make way!”

That was what they had done, nevertheless. Only the wrong way, not far enough from danger.

“He’s dead, Your Grace!” A woman cradling an older man cried up to her.

He was bleeding from the temple, half his face smeared with it. It wasn’t Laura’s fault, the way she saw it, but the plentiful eyes on the ground seemed to blame her all the same.

“I’m not in the mood!” She snapped at once as she felt the anger boiling at the back of her throat.

Her foot shot out right onto the two and buried half another person in the bargain.

Blood exploded out from under the tip of her shoe, smearing a scene of modern art onto the whitewashed wall, quickly turning pink with the water. The cobbles were less forgiving than dirt, and when she removed her foot there was an even grizzlier scene to deal with.

She was fuming and wanted to take her leave, but now people panicked all around her, screaming and crying like the tiny, worthless bugs that they were.

“When I say to make way, I mean you to make way, so this shit doesn’t happen!” She shouted angrily.

She pounded her foot onto the one she had left half-squashed, then proceeded to crush the other three and a man who meant to make off with an unconscious, elderly woman.

It was so easy. She had almost forgotten that, despite the scores of peasants the day before. This came from always being immersed in the tiny world, she reflected. It wasn’t the first time this happened.

Another person, she could hardly see it, stood in her way when she turned to leave. She stomped that one as well.

“What in Horas’ name is she doing?!” Leonidas Hatchet’s voice asked somewhere near her feet after the first step since the latest murder.

Laura froze.

There were people huddling in the shadow of a stone house with beautiful ornamentations on its red brick front. One figure was standing, rain running in rivers off a heavy leather mantle and pointy hat. The standing person was smoking.

“You have become privy to Laura’s infamous wroth, Signor. She must be displeased her court had to be postponed.”

It was Furio, speaking about her, only there was no way they were unaware she was standing over them.

“I’m in no mood to be scolded, Furio.” She told him, pulling the blanket tighter around her face. “And it’s this damn rain that’s unnerving me, not that court thing.”

Leonidas Hatchet stood up, his fur cloak drenched and heavy on his shoulders: “You killed these people because of the rain?!”

He sounded like there was a deal more he wished to add to that, but it appeared he stopped himself for fear.

“Telling me how to run my kingdom, huh, Governor?” She made the word a course.

She didn’t like any meddling, and she certainly didn’t need this little worm to tell her that crushing her own people was wrong.

She felt like she had to bring the point home so she bent, picked him up off the ground and took him up with her. The surrounding people made a run for it, and she was almost tempted to squelch them out of spite.

“You look a little scrawny.” She told the screaming man as she regarded him in between her fingers all the while suggestively licking her lips. “But don’t think I won’t eat you just because Scalia said you get to assist me here.”

“Oh, no!” He screamed, trying to wriggle free. “Please don’t, I am your loyalist servant, I swear!”

Laura had not known what to make of him before. What she found now was rather disappointing. It was unfair, though. One could hardly call it a person’s true self when confronted with being devoured alive.

On the other hand, she quite enjoyed the game.

“Oh, I deserve your loyalty.” She said. “The unquestioning kind. Is that understood? Meh, best not take any chances.”

She lifted him above her mouth and opened it, letting him struggle there. The rain had made him slippery and she could only really apply pressure to his cloak or else she might crush him. There was a palpable danger he might come loose.

She licked her lips again: “You know, struggling like that is dangerous when you will fall into my mouth once you are free. If you do, I will swallow you without a second thought. That will be the end of Governor Leonidas Hatchet.”

He hadn’t even looked down before, she noted, even if his demeanour had suggested that. Now he grasped her finger like a little monkey and clung there for dear life. Laura was more tempted than ever just to eat him.

She withdrew her thumb, leaving him to his own devices on her index finger. If he fell, then that was it for him. She was serious about that.

“Do you have anything that’s of use to me?” She asked.

“Yes, I have!” He cried. “I have to tell you of the different kinds of dragons, and there is another thing, a possible spy from the ogre queen!”

Playing with the man had somehow awoken the want in between Laura’s legs. She didn’t know why. These things were sometimes unpredictable. Perhaps she had played with young women too much before, so she needed something else. Whatever it was, she was so captivated with the feeling that she had hardly understood what he had said.

“Laura, this is important knowledge you had best heed!” Furio called up from below.

He knew better than to demand anything outright. Furio was a good man, the kind who by enlarge were too few in number. Signor Hatchet on the other hand had need of some harsh conditioning.

“Ever pleased a woman with your mouth?” She cocked an eyebrow at him. “I’m going to put you in my undergarments. If you are smart you will know what to do so I’ll let you out.”

She pulled her jeans and panties away from her belly and dumped him inside, biting her lip when she felt him arrive and struggle there, which only resulted in him arriving a little further.

“Laura, this is most unwise!” Furio called up. “Signor Hatchet is…”

She chuckled over him: “Going to make me very, very happy. I’ll let him out when I’m finished and I will listen to all he has to say, I swear. Now, pray, excuse me.”

She left the smoking wizard with a laugh, freezing momentarily after her first step toward the city walls. She had just displayed to the entirety of Honingen what she had wanted nobody to know.

‘Damnit.’

But there was nothing she could do about it now. It was almost as if she was an old man who had to act quickly upon every hint of arousal when it came.

‘I’m not a man, though, and I’m not old at all. And why do I keep thinking this nonsense?!’

It was almost a tad schizophrenic.

Below, Signor Hatchet seemed to have found his bearings and started to get with the game. He was apparently no stranger to female parts either.

Laura made her way out of the city and back to Galahan Palace, next to which she finally zipped the grey blanket up into a sleeping bag again. She discarded her shoes underneath some old trees. They were wet anyway, as were her socks. Once in the sleeping bag she wriggled out of her jeans too, pushing them down with her feet so they would stay dry.

The tiny man in her panties was trapped in darkness. He had become shaken off her clitoris and when she laid down he ended up somewhere near the crack of her butt.

With a smile she knew was evil she toyed with the idea of using him anally, but nothing would be more likely to kill him. So, she had to sit up again to allow him to finally finish his job.

He went back to it quite slow which she liked at first. She wasn’t extremely aroused in the beginning. Tenderly, she felt his hands and mouth work her. She had made the right bet, taking the Horasians for wicked little southerners, contrary to the dull, northern Andergastians who had no notions of these things.

Her breathing quickened eventually. Oh, what she would give for some proper cock. Her dildo was still at Iaun Cyll, she realized. They had been so terrified that day of dragons and the Red Curse that she hadn’t even thought to take it with her.

Leonidas Hatchet remained at his pace. He had to be a cuddly, underwhelming lover, or else he was taking the whole thing a tad too cautiously. In any event, beyond a certain level, Laura got bored with his performance.

Determined to get off, she finally slipped her hand into her panties, found him and pressed him against her sex. It had to be humiliating for a guy, she thought as she rubbed herself with him quicker and quicker, to be so ineffectual and small that a woman had to take him in between her fingers and use his whole body as a prop in order to get any pleasure out of him.

He would never forget this, whereas Laura would likely not even think about it in an hour’s time.

Thinking about how terrible she must have made him feel drove her over the edge.

“Yah! Yah! Yah!” She cried three times before a final, releasing squeal echoed from her mouth.

“Yah, what?” Janna grumbled, scowling at her from a small opening in her sleeping bag.

Laura sat with her head in the rain, her hair increasingly wet with it, breathing heavily while she crushed the tiny man against her clitoris.

“Leonidas Hatchet.” She breathed. “Wanna try him? He’s great.”

She fished him out and presented him on her palm. He looked like a wet poodle, his cloak gone and ponytail dissolved, long black hair clinging to his head slimy with Laura’s arousal.

He wiped his hand across his face and flicked what he gathered off his wrist.

“Fuck off.” Janna moaned. “Did you just…rape him?”

“Rape?!” Laura chuckled. “I think per legal definition that would still involve some sort of penetration. I got myself off with him.”

She gave a shrug to signify that it wasn’t a very big deal.

“Don’t look at me like that.” She decided to act first when Janna wanted to scold her. “I didn’t kill him! You don’t get to speak anyway, after how many tiny people you’ve literally fucked flat.”

Laura would love nothing more than to see Janna do it again, in truth. Just the thought made her want to go another time.

“It is alright, Janna.” Signor Hatchet spoke through his teeth and bowed on Laura’s hand. “I have learned my lesson. I hope Her Grace was…pleased with me?”

It was surprising, but not unwelcome, and Laura found it just the cutest thing how crushed and humiliated he sounded when he spoke.

Janna groaned, then turned and zipped herself up in her sleeping bag once again.

Laura giggled: “I did, Signor. Didn’t you hear me? Almost makes me want to go again.”

She lowered him playfully, just a few meters, but he was already terrified.

He answered like a shot: “Aaa-I wouldn’t begrudge it if Her Grace used someone more professional than myself for this kind of service!”

Whores, Laura thought. Honingen surely had some. Perhaps they could perform well on her. She would make a note of it.

“Don’t be scared, tiny signor.” She chuckled and held a hand over him to shield him from the rain. “Look at the bright side, now you are way too slimy for me to eat.”

He looked up at her face from in between her palms, shoulders slumping: “Thank you.”

“You wanted to tell me something?”

“Aye. What I said was not quite accurate, I am afraid to admit. What we are dealing with is probably not a spy. The truth is, all we have was recognizing a person from Andergast in Honingen, a person whom we believed was somehow in Varg the Impaler’s employ.”

“Right.” Laura chewed on it for a moment. “So, first off, who is we?”

He nodded: “My confidant and I, Dari. We recognized the man.”

She cocked her head, wondering why he would take an assassin under his helm, and for what purpose. Then an even weirder question struck her, which was why Dari had even been at Lauraville at all. From what she remembered of Andergast, it didn’t seem like a place with lots of work for contract killers. Perhaps there was more to that story, and perhaps she should get to the bottom of it eventually.

If only her plate hadn’t been so damn full otherwise.

“So,” she continued, “you are looking for some man in Honingen. Are you certain you haven’t mixed him up? Why didn’t you apprehend and question him?”

“We tried, but he got away.” Signor Hatchet replied. “And it is unmistakably him. He is a fool dressed in blue and white motley with skin as black as the muck in Albernia’s moors.”

She had to chew on that as well, admittedly mostly over the question whether this description of someone was racist or not. She had never cared too much about that side of her college education, but somehow it seemed to have scarred her brain anyhow. It wasn’t racist, though, just a straight-forward description.

“Well, someone should tell him to wash extensively with soap.” She tried to make light of it.

‘Okay, that was racist.’ She had to admit, not to mention that the effort of humour fell flat.

His reply came dryly: “It doesn’t work like that, Your Grace.”

“Right.” She mumbled awkwardly. “So, that kind of person should be easy enough to find, right? Do you have the city guard looking after him?”

‘Good!’ She congratulated herself. ‘Outsource and delegate your problems onto other people. That way, there’s less you have to deal with yourself!’

She really had to start thinking more like a manager.

“The city guard do not know who I am.” He replied sourly. “They laughed at me and chased me away like some drunk madman. I have tried to find the fool myself, unsuccessfully. Master Furio said he found traces of a strange and uncommon magic at the scene where Dari fell prey to the inquisition.”

“Furio could’ve fixed that with the city guard for you, I think.” Laura frowned, still trying to delegate. “And those inquisition people nearly tortured Dari to death, by the way.”

“I did not know that.” He had to admit. “Had I, I would have tried everything to get her out, like as not just as unsuccessfully.”

The accusation was clear and hit so close to the mark that it pricked Laura’s pride like a needle. He was right.

“Well, then let’s change that.” She resolved. “Can you swim, Signor Hatchet?”

He seemed perplexed: “Yes, why, I can…”

“Good.”

She needed her hands free to turn the sleeping bag back into a blanket but wasn’t going to stick him back into her clothes the way he was. He also could not be presented to the city guard all covered in pussy juice, so she tossed him straight into the moat surrounding Galahan Palace.

He went screaming and plunged in head first. It had been quite high, but the lake there was deep enough for him to survive it, judging by its colour. Nonetheless, Laura made a little breather when he emerged spitting water from his mouth like a fountain.

She had to share some power, she resolved. She did it with Turon Taladan, Franka Galahan and ultimately even with tiny lords and barons such as Ordhan Herlogan for that matter. Having Leonidas Hatchet in a more official capacity might help solve some of her long list of problems.

And if he turned out to be a pain in the ass, she could always still shove him up hers and leave him there.

-

The hailstones hammered on Dari’s leather hat like a million drums. She was wine-sick, hungry, tired, sore. It was cold, almost unnaturally so. She feared being pursued but that was unreasonable. The Nordmarkener army had different problems now.

Her feet slithered over the ancient cobble stones on the road to Honingen. She was on foot, the marvelous horse somewhere behind her in a stable. She pulled her cloak tighter around her shoulders.

It felt like a failure, even though her mission had technically been a success.

Flooding rains fell. Already the surrounding fields were under water. The Nordmarkener city of tents had drowned as well, and as if that wasn’t bad enough it was now suddenly freezing. The horses had known, somehow. They had screamed and torn at their lines, keeping their grooms awake all night long. Now, in the hailstorm, it would have to be even worse.

This was some demonic weather.

The knights in Andoain Palace had not been perturbed by that. Situated on a hill and surrounded by solid stone, the feasters had only taken note of the torrential rain as it beat against and ran down their windows. Crammed in a large, tall hall without music, mummers or any such, drink and drunken singing was the only entertainment.

Girls from the village poured wine, ale and mead almost as torrentially as the sky poured water.

Dari had been seated between Wolfhold of Streitzig, a comely, charismatic, pantaloon-wearing Baron from the county of Gratenstone, and Irian of Tandosh, who looked, acted and ate more like a pirate than the noble he was.

Both men took interest in Dari immediately, and she almost feared it would come to blows between them. Such was not tolerable on campaign, however, so the two started duelling with cups instead.

That left Wolfhold of Streitzig soon snoring with his head on the table, and Irian of Tandosh running for the privy, spewing mead.

Dari noted the eyes of Duke Hagrobald and Baron Ordhan constantly and uncomfortably upon her, but she was helplessly at their mercy at that point. Something told her that if she went to the privy, she would never make her way back to her seat before being intercepted.

It was just a question of who among them got hold of her first, and one seemed as unpleasant as the other. Duke Hagrobald ate like a pirate as well, which might have been what was behind the rumour that his house, the Big Rivers, were actually not ancient nobles at all but up-jumped river pirates who had grown mighty even before the Bospharan Empire.

Then, as soon as Irian of Tandosh went running, none other than Duke Hagrobald Guntwin of the Big River claimed his seat. He congratulated Dari for her tactics of getting rid of the two competitors, even though they had done that all on their own, and proceeded to drink with her until the hall was spinning before her eyes.

She did not remember half the things they talked about, only that she ended up liking him more than she would have believed. He was a sow-like eater with a fat gut and an appetite to match, but his heart was in the right place. Furthermore, he was big and strong and seemed like a man who took what he wanted, all the things she had been missing in Léon.

Toward the end of the feast, the hall looked like a veritable battleground with men, food and platters strewn all around. Hagrobald took better to the drink than most, which might have been on account of the enormous amount of fodder he ingested. Dari saw him eat three stuffed and bacon-wrapped pigeons, a dozen eggs, two bowls of porridge, a trout, a turtle, as well as the entirety of what Irian of Tandosh had left of his trencher, lamb stew, gravy and bread until not a crumb remained on the wooden board.

Half of it seemed to have gone into his beard, but she had been too drunk to care about that. After his meal he simply carried her to his room, tossed her on his bed and took her until the morning was shining through their window. It was all she could do to squeal like a little doe every time he thrust himself inside her.

During the act, her bladder broke under his pounding, but he only laughed about that. Then as he finished in her for the first time, her hair piece came off, but he only laughed about that as well, said he liked her that way too and took her again.

Sleeping on his broad, hairy chest would have been the best thing in the world, but Dari had a mission. Only amateurs fell asleep during a mission. And so, that night, did she.

That was even stranger than all the rest until that point. She dreamt that she wasn’t asleep, but still in the room, laying there. She couldn’t get up, though, too tired to move even a limb. Then the door had opened and a man in black robes came inside, carrying an hourglass. It was him.

His hair was grey, his face young, and we walked up to her and leaned right into her face.

“Now, this is slightly awkward.” He had smiled. “I think you have fallen asleep.”

Then she woke, alone with Hagrobald and his snoring.

The hail turned to snow above Dari’s head and the weather seemed to turn even colder. Soon, her hat was stiff with ice and it snowed so much that she could see hardly farther than three steps ahead of herself.

She needed shelter.

The bed had been warm and wonderful. The dungeon less so. No sooner had she slipped from Hagrobald’s bedchamber than she had been apprehended by Ordhan and his men. They held her mouth shut and wrestled her to the dungeons. Her protector whose seed was dripping down her legs was fast asleep.

They strapped her on a rack and pulled the levels until the chains were tight. A hooded man stood by with a large hammer, ready to smash Dari’s hands and limbs should she not answer truthfully. She broke before they even harmed a hair on her head.

“Why are you here?” Ordhan Herlogan had demanded of her, and she had done her best to come up with a lie but only managed to tell the Woolworth tale again.

The man with the hammer stepped forward, and she had told a different tale. Ordhan Herlogan nodded all the way through.

At that point, she only prayed for a quick, painless death. She had not realized that she put him in a quagmire between his giant queen and his mighty Nordmarkener friend. Both deemed him on their side, to some extend anyhow, and he could not cross either of them without running away and vanishing, giving up all that he had.

Strangely enough, they let her go after that, as if never laying eyes on her. All they did was point her to Praiodan of Whiterock, praying in front of an indoor shrine in an unused storage room. It was guarded by two sleeping figures, one a priest in white robes with red wine stains, the other an armoured cultist of the Chosen One’s own.

She slipped through the door without waking them, finding the cleric on his knees in front of the makeshift shrine.

“Are you come to kill me?” He had asked, rising and turning to face her, weapon in hand.

She had not drawn her knife and he seemed surprised to see her, such a young, innocent, minuscule woman before him.

Surprised in turn to find him waiting for an attack, she had squeezed out more tears from her eyes which by then came easy.

“I have sinned!” She grovelled and wept. “I have to confess! I need to get right with the gods, Chosen One, please!”

His face had hardened and he had pointed at the door growling: “Out of my sight with you, wench! The gods do not concern themselves with harlots like you!”

“But…my father will disown me!”

She did not know why she had said it. She remembered wondering what that felt like, to have a father, when she had first told her Woolworth lie.

The Chosen One’s face had softened at that and he had lowered his head: “I was once disowned by mine own sire.”

He was from the Bornlands, she learned, where his father had ruled both family and smallfolk with an iron first, tantric and violent.

“I oft feared he would beat me to death with his own hands.” The Chosen One said during the confession. “Are you guilty of any more than fornication, child?”

His was a hard justice, she sensed. Whatever penance he had in mind for her would have been most unpleasurable. Somehow, she pictured a whip playing a role in it.

“Yes, Chosen One.” She had confessed through tears. “I am a murderer.”

His eyes widened, she saw from the corner of her own with her chin pressed firmly to her chest.

“Wha…who did you kill, child?”

His voice was rougher and less forgiving than before. She looked up.

“You, Chosen One.” She had said, and the knife had eased from her boot into her hand, and from there into his throat with one swift motion.

The Chosen One gave a gurgle, clutching at her hand. Then his own blood drowned him. That had been warm too.

She had stumbled from the chamber unseen and made straight through the hall full of sleeping knights. She stopped only to gather her mantle and hat.

‘He would have been a way.’ She thought bitterly, putting one frozen foot in front of the other.

Laura had feared him so much she had sent someone else to slay him, which had to be most unlikely.

Dari feared having done the wrong thing. She should look into poisons more fervently, once back at Honingen.

But the way things presented themselves now, she would never get there.

A rock by the road had an overhang, near where a rider-less horse had died. There was a frozen fireplace, but as the world was cast in ice she would never get to find dry wood to use it. The outdoors was not her terrain. She hadn’t even thought to bring steel, flint and tinder.

‘Is this my penance?’ She laid down beneath the rock. ‘A death alone and unknown, an unmarked grave by the side of the road for feral dogs to go digging?’

She shuddered, frozen stiff. Her hands could barely grasp the leather mantle to pull it tight around her. It would be days of marching back to Honingen. She’d never make it, she saw that now.

Her mission was complete, though, which gave her a little bit of solace.

‘My last target.’

It still felt like failure, because she had never been able to carry out the deed without Ordhan Herlogan’s lack of action.

‘And here I die, not crushed nor eaten.’

That was at least a small victory. She laughed. Then the singing stopped.

Her head snapped to the road but there was only snow.

A little soul - lay in the forest. So evil - the flowers withered. A little soul – lay in the forest. So cold then, the water – ice.

She had heard the words without noticing them, she realized only now. Not even the queer lute-playing had alerted her.

‘When the flood rains fall, you will know that my words were true,’ Krool the Fool had sung at that inn in Honingen.

She shivered even more than from the cold now.

A shadow was then – over the forest! As the little soul – began to wither. The little soul – was a shadow. A shadow – of our world!

“Ahhh!” Krool’s voice screeched evilly through the falling snow.

A shadow dismounted a minuscule horse before Dari’s eyes.

“Oohhh.” A crunching step. “Heee, whooo, whoo, ha, ha!”

Dari’s fingers fumbled for the knife in her boot but they were too stiff to grasp it. It fell and vanished in the snow. She was shaking.

“Who hides there?” Krool called out in a mocking sing-song voice.

His teeth and eyes were so yellow that Dari could see them now, even before his black face emerged. He wore sheep furs, bundled in them like a babe in swaddling clothes.

He put his hands on his hips: “So fast? He said you would not be this fast!” He raised a finger. “You, you, you, ha, ha!”

Tears were freezing on Dari’s face. She groped for the knife, finally finding it. It was no good, though.

“Oh, put that away, silly.” Krool laughed. “He said you must live. Live!”

For an absurd and terrifying moment she thought he would pull a rock from his back and smash her head with it, but when the bundle hit the snow she heard and saw that it was something softer.

‘Furs.’ She realized, her mind spinning.

He had brought her the same sheep skins that he was wearing too.

“Fur on the inside.” He grinned at her before scowling. “The carrot is for the donkey, not for you!”

Then he turned and left her to her own devices, vanishing in the snowfall as quickly as he had come.

“Wait!” Dari called out when she finally found her voice. “Where are you going?”

It was a stupid question among the many that sprang to mind, and he laughed at her accordingly, already sounding a dozen metres away.

“Why, to where not evil dwells!”

That was the last thing she heard of him.  

-

Laura clenched her teeth and produced another thick wad of white mist with her mouth. The cold was getting to her. Under the blanket it wasn’t so bad, but in her still wet shoes her feet were starting to hurt abominably.

The horrible rain that had ruined her day in the morning had been followed by a drastic plunge in temperatures. First it started to rain ice, covering the world with a thin crust that crunched noisily every time she stepped down. Then the snows started.

Icicles were everywhere, on the trees, the houses, in her hair and even her eyelashes. It had a Siberian feel to it, even though she only knew such from documentaries on the television. She would never have thought to get caught up in something similar herself.

She was taking a stroll, spurned on by Franka Salva Galahan’s notion that the rain would certainly debilitate the Nordmarkener army, bogging it down so that waiting for it would be a feeble affair. Now, the rain had stopped, but what was true for rain might be even truer for ice and snow, so the reasoning went.

Maybe she should just go at them again and see if she couldn’t crush them this time.

If she and Janna could stay in Albernia was being called into question by the cold. If it stayed like this all winter, it just wouldn’t do. Another problem, and an all too familiar one, was that there was a food crisis looming. The rain had flooded many root cellars were vegetables and such were stored in winter. Now everything was frozen.

Nothing would spoil in this state, but if it thawed then it would have to be used immediately, or it would inevitably rot.

Problems upon problems upon problems, one pettier than the next.

There were villages beyond count surrounding Honingen, most not on Laura’s map, many of which she had already come across but not investigated thus far, and others she had never seen until now.

Her objective, so she had decided, was to find a dragon. At Jorilsgrave south of Honingen, they had seen the same as everybody else, and did not know anything to add to it other than stupid superstitions.

Everybody seemed busy removing the damages the weather had done to them anyhow. Ground dwellings were flooded, livestock had frozen to death or drowned. People had begun digging ditches but now ditched their wooden shovels for axes to beat at the ice and carry it out of their villages.

It was all a tad surreal.

One village further south, in Honeyfield, a seven-hundred-soul community of beekeepers, cowherds and a Sir Lothur of Honeyfield with a beehive on his shield, Laura got her first trace of what she was looking for. Supposedly, there was a nameless charburner community to the west of that village where a dragon had been spotted.

“My sister’s seen it, she says!” A middle-aged woman all bundled up in wool gave to account. “Green it is, with monstrous sharp teeth and yellow eyes, and so big it could swallow a cow whole!”

That account terrified Laura, but she still decided to go. For one thing, it was certainly better to take the initiative and find out about these creatures before they found her first. Then there was also the fact that walking warmed her.

“Does it breathe fire?” She asked the woman with a frown.

The answer came a bit meek: “That I couldn’t say, milady, I couldn’t.”

Finding the place was a tad tricky because only a mule path led there, now entirely hidden by the snow and there were no fresh tracks to go by. It was also still snowing heavily, and visibility wasn’t good from ninety metres high. In the end it were the smouldering piles of charcoal that led Laura there, filling the air with the stinging, slightly irritating scent of barbecue, before the meat was put on.

Charcoal was made, so she learned, by burning tightly stacked heaps of wood and covering the whole thing with brushwork and topsoil to keep the air out. Controlling how much air got into the heap was essential so as not to allow the fire to consume the desired product while maintaining enough heat to evaporate water and whatever else was in the wood. There was also something with tar and poking holes and whatnot, but Laura couldn’t place that.

Janna would have known, perhaps, but Laura did not need to know the biology to see that this was an unbelievably messy, dirty, smelly and doubtlessly unhealthy sort of occupation.

The village elder was an Ingerimm priest who looked like a charcoal maker himself, covered in soot from his receding hairline all the way down to the drawstring shoes on his feet.

“Mine own son caught it, Yer Grace!” He declared so proudly that he had to stop and cough for a while. “Cut down the tree it was nesting in, aha, and lo and behold, you know what we found in its hoard? The knife I polished to offer at the shrine, that’s gone missing! That’s been naught but old bloomery iron, though.”

Laura was a little bit perplexed by this. She double-checked by eye-measuring the trees that stood around, but determined that none would be big enough to be home to a creature as large as she expected. He had also clearly said ‘caught’, not ‘killed.’

It was almost awkward.

“Do you meant to say it is still alive?” She asked hesitantly.

If so, these people either had to be mad, or dragons were a lot smaller than she had anticipated. Leonidas Hatchet had gathered information about the dragons to find out whether or not they might be a potential threat, but Laura had used him as a masturbatory prop instead of asking him about the mythical creatures.

“Aye!” The sooty Ingerimm priest beamed. “It’s in the barn over there!”

They rolled it out on a wagon, stuck under a net and with its tiny wings cruelly nailed to the planks by crude iron spikes. It was minuscule, injured from its fall and weak. Laura had to put a hand on the snow and lean in deeply to get all the tiny features of it.

The wingspan was not quite as long as a man was tall, whereas its body was slender and not even quite long as that. It would clearly be able to fly, given the ratio of wings to body mass. Its skin was green, scales or leather, or leathery scales yet.

Other than that, it appeared to be little more than a lizard with wings.

That’s a dragon?” Laura frowned, gaping through her frozen eyelashes.

It should have been a mesmerizing experience, had the creature not been so utterly pathetic.

“We were thinking to kill it and skin it for its hide, your grace. Would’ve made a handsome vest! Alas, we thought we’d send it to Honingen for you to see, only that bloody rain got in the way of that.”

Laura was not yet entirely convinced: “Surely, though, this is a little baby dragon or something like that, isn’t it?”

“Nothing as big as in them tales.” The village elder admitted. “But long sharp teeth it’s got, and claws and wings, Your Grace. If you are displeased then, uh…”

“No, no.” Laura laughed, at the dragon and the whole silliness of this situation. “I am very pleased. I was worried, but now I see I could squish this little bugger between my fingers. It didn’t breathe fire, did it?”

“Ney!” The village elder sharply shook his head. “By the mercy of the gods, it did not!”

Laura ended up promising to send something nice to the charcoal burner community for their leal service and took the whole wagon back with her to Honingen to show to Janna.

“Holy…” Was all Janna could say, ogling at the thing when she held it. “It doesn’t look too good, though, does it.”

“Yeah, well, it fell.” Laura bit her lip. “And I may or may not have poked it a little bit to see if it would, like, bite me or something.”

“Did it?”

“Yeah.”

That had been as pathetic as the rest of it, though. It felt more like a nibble on Laura’s finger. It was hard to believe that dragons, after all, should be so impotent.

“Because they are not.” Leonidas Hatchet replied when asked that same exact question, after Laura had summoned him for more input on the matter. “Judging by its size, this would be a tree dragon, the smallest among these creatures.”

Real dragons were larger, Laura and Janna soon learned, and they had real hoards instead of nests stuffed with glittery things such as tree dragons built, according to Hatchet’s information.

The size of the largest dragon the Horasian Signor had found mentioning of was not at all terrifying, however. He walked a line in the snow to put it into perspective.

“That would be like a cat or something.” Janna frowned seriously.

Laura felt relieved. Moreover, the fact that there was no evidence of dragons doing anything malicious, or rather anything at all, anywhere, seemed to suggest that they were no threat after all. That was a good thing.

“They breathe fire, though.” Janna cautioned.

And Signor Hatchet added: “And the larger ones are oft well-versed in magic! Be wary of your mind should you encounter one. At all cost!”

Laura would keep that in mind.

For the moment, however, there were no mightier dragons, and this one brought her and Janna closer together again. They sat on Janna’s sleeping bag and huddled under hers, warming each other with their bodies.

“What are you going to do with it?” Janna asked, looking at the poor, tiny thing nailed to the wagon.

Laura shrugged: “I don’t know. Guess I should parade it around or something, but I kinda want to smush it. I could eat it too, see what it tastes like. We can share it if you want.”

Janna shook her head: “Why do you always have to destroy everything? It’s like you can’t experience something unless you consume it in some way.”

“Uh, hello?” Laura scoffed. “Is that really you? You’ve been a total Godzilla ever since Ludwig’s Keep, just like me, and now you’re like…I mean, what the hell happened?!”

Maybe she had been possessed by something, like a demon, like in some horror movie, and Furio had driven it out. That was a scary thought, made even scarier by the fact that on this planet it could absolutely be true.

Janna shook her head again: “I understand things better now. I got a sense of perspective. You on the other hand or behaving like a child on an anthill with a fucking magnifying glass. Have you done anything sensible since we got here, like working how we free Steve and Christina?”

‘That again,’ Laura thought, fuming.

She didn’t want to fight but had to stick up for herself at the same time. She just didn’t really know how, even though all of this sounded familiar enough as though she had been through it before.

She focused on the smaller question to avoid dealing with the bigger one: “I don’t know how we are going to save them. If you have any input on that then shoot.”

That accomplished shutting Janna up easily enough, but it also made her grumpier.

“We have to work together.” Laura tried being the bigger person. “We just have each other, remember?”

“I think this would be easier if they were here with us.” Janna replied.

Her head hung low and Laura could see that she was in pain.

“I’ll have Franka make us some mulled wine, hm?” She suggested. “And, okay, I will not kill the little dragon.”

Leonidas Hatchet was listening to their English exchange helplessly nonplussed and received the task to convey the message gratefully. The cold was worse for the tiny people than it was for Janna and Laura. The weather was most unusual overall, she had meanwhile heard from multiple sources.

“Oh, and by the way,” she piped up happily when she recognized it, “I have confirmed that this is by no means normal winter here, with the ice rain and the temperature drop and all. They get snows, but not this much, normally. And I’ve heard some say it already got a little warmer. That’s something productive, isn’t it? Isn’t that good news?”

“I suppose.” Janna looked up and nodded.

There was reconciliation in her voice but before Laura could capitalize on it, they were disturbed. Franka Salva Galahan’s servants were shivering in the cold, their feet slipping on the snow and ice while struggling with their master’s litter. The countess herself emerged after the cumbersome vehicle was set down in one of Laura’s footprints, clad head to toe in fine-looking fur.

“You have found a dragon?” She inquired immediately, with her usual belittling, mildly perplexed gaze. “May my old eyes see it for themselves if Your Grace permits?”

Laura was feeling uplifted just by being next to Janna again, feeling the warmth of her body and being able to caress her back, so she did not begrudge the old lady the interruption.

“Hm.” The countess made after some ogling, a screeching retreat when the dragon hissed and a careful return to her original position. “That’s a none too big one, I am told, but also that there are larger ones. Why is this one still alive, I wonder?”

Laura chewed her lip. For the little people, it would certainly be customary to slay dangerous beasts, putting into question the charcoal makers’ decision to let it live. If this one got away it could potentially kill someone or at the very least threaten livestock such as sheep, goats and poultry. It was larger than a wolf and could fly. That alone made it dangerous, not to mention its mouth full of yellow teeth, or the claws at the ends of its four legs.

“A live one is even more impressive to look upon than a corpse, don’t you think, Franka?” Laura supposed aloud. “Let’s give the townsfolk something to look upon, have it paraded around the city.”

“It would be better to do so on the morrow, at court, Your Grace.” The countess replied. “It would add a nice touch to the other displays we are putting on. There will be a show of my finest horses, a mummers’ farce, the performance of a singer who was at the battle of Iaun Cyll as well as an Imman game, for your entertainment as well as that of the commons. A dragon will fit right in there, like an arse on a chamber pot, doesn’t Your Grace agree?”

The preparations for holding court were being conducted outside the city, Laura had seen, but thus far there were only a few wooden stands and a huge field that had to constantly be freed from snow. She hoped the weather on the morrow would be better.

“We can do that.” She replied insecurely, ever disarmed when Franka Salva Galahan spoke. “But, pray tell, what’s an Imman game?”

Janna poked her in the ribs: “We’ve seen that at Thorwal, don’t you remember? That violent game with the sticks and the ball and the goals.”

Laura remembered the slightly absurd game only as a blur. Points could be made by batting the ball beneath or over the goal post, whereby a different amount of points was awarded for each. Kicking the ball, like in soccer, was forbidden, as was hitting another player with the stick. Nevertheless, it was a violent game, because punching someone with the fist, or kicking another player, was absolutely allowed so that the games often boiled down to mere brawls.

No wonder the Thorwalsh liked it, she remembered thinking, though she recalled as well that it was supposedly quite popular all over the continent.

“Koshfist Honingen will battle the Honinger Wolves on the morrow.” Countess Franka proclaimed, full of sarcasm. “Rondra knows we haven’t seen that one often enough.”

“Tomorrow will be a busy day then, won’t it?” Laura asked with a frown. “Lot’s of things to take care of?”

If truth be told, she had only little notion as to what she should expect from holding court. Surely, more problems that she had to deal with, but maybe some solutions as well, though the prospect was nevertheless daunting.

“Giant child.” Franka smiled firmly. “You didn’t think being queen meant putting your giant feet upon a trestle and letting others rule in your stead, did you?”

“Why not?” Laura inclined her head. “I can delegate, can’t I? Actually, I have a war to fight.”

“War!” Franka gave a queer snort. “What do you know of war, child? You can trample armies into the dust, but can you feed the mouths that they leave behind? War is like a rat, drawing on death, and it drags a long, ugly tail behind itself.”

“Well,” Laura hesitated, “I’d ask you to tell me what to do, but what do you know of war, exactly?”

The countess gave her one of her most superior, most belittling glances.

“I fought one,” she said flatly, “for Invher ni Bennain. Duke Hagrobald took Honingen from me in those days and chased me out of my palace. He put Rhianna Conchobair in my place. Pah! Do you know what I learned in those days, child? It is that the only good war is a quick war. I also learned to value those who would be my allies, and not to step on them, as it were.”

Laura closed her eyes guiltily. This was about this morning, the people she had killed in the city. She was thankful enough that Franka packaged it in a way that Janna did not comprehend.

“But…” She pressed her lips together. “But what should I do right now?”

“Well.” The countess’ eyes were gleaming. “It’s rather like a game of Imman, isn’t it. If you don’t know where the ball is, you might as well whack your opponent in the snout!”

Laura understood but was confused all the same, ruining what sounded like a perfectly ominous ending to the conversation.

“You mean I should go and crush the Nordmarker host now?” She asked perplexed.

It seemed counterintuitive. For one thing, the snow would make it hard to find the Nordmarkeners in the first place. Then Dari might be somewhere in there by now, and Laura did not want to crush her accidently. At last, there was still the issue of the Chosen One to deal with, whose death was by no means certain, certainly not so soon.

Janna objected before the old lady had even a chance to speak: “What?! No! She’s not going to kill them, it is wrong!”

The thought process playing out behind the countess’ eyes was hard to determine. Perhaps she felt somewhat about Janna’s change in attitude as Laura did. The countess could know Janna only by reputation, however.

“And what do you suggest we do instead, you even more giant child, hm?” She asked superiorly.

Laura felt that this left more than a few things unsaid. Janna’s eyes narrowed and she shrugged ironically.

“Why not give peace a chance, hm?” She mocked. “Killing only spawns more killing, but you are too backwards and underdeveloped to understand that.”

It was a surprisingly good answer, a better one than Laura had hoped. Franka was a veritable master when it came to disarming people with words. It was unclear, however, if Janna’s effective coming from the future would not end up leaving her toothless.

Laura waited anxiously for the countess’ reply.

“Are you aware that these Nordmarkeners would kill you without so much as a second thought, given the chance?” It came after a moment.

It was a tad toothless, Laura had to admit, even though it was perfectly true and accurate.

“Of course.” Janna replied immediately. “I have comported myself like a monster. It is because of my horrible actions that they mean to kill me. Had I not strayed from a civilized path it wouldn’t have come to this.”

Laura bit her lip, even more anxious, but the countess only laughed: “Oh, child, if I were blind I would name your eyes blue. Open them! They would kill you for the power you inhabit by virtue of your size, and you know it. But if you would not kill, then why feed you? Why shall I expend the labour of my people for you? Will you kill us when you grow hungry? Where will your precious ideals be when having to choose betwixt life and death?”

It was a better one, but Janna’s face hardened.

“I’d rather be dead then!” She spat and stomped her foot, frightening the servants. “But I won’t be. Do you care to know why? Because I will put a stop to all this killing! It ends now!”

Silence fell on the three of them. Then the countess laughed, louder and longer than before. She had to hold her belly and a serving man came to steady her for fear she might slip on the icy ground.

“Prove it then, ha, ha!” The countess wiped away a tear. “Go to Nordmarken and tell them off your mind!”

‘This is a shit idea.’ Laura thought, sighing.

“This is a splendid idea!” Janna replied, eying the countess as she must have eyed Hakkan Praiford the day before when she fought with him. “I will go right now and put an end to all this nonsense!”

-

 

Linbirg Madahild Farnwart was twenty-one years old. She was as yet unmarried, though there had been no lack of suitors. All praised her beauty, though she knew that they must have disliked the shadowy birthmarks upon her cheeks, as well as much of the rest of her. The gods had seen fit to make her baroness long ahead of her time.

The Bordermark was her barony, situated upon the foothills of the Windhag in southern Albernia. The Windhagers were now enemies, so she had been told, but it weren’t them she was riding out to treat with.

They had clad her in mail, her knights of Ailintir and Grindelmoor, which would have to be another thing for her suitors to dislike. Necessity reigned in the Bordermark more than anything. Linbirg was carrying sword and shield as well, although the latter now thankfully hung upon her saddle so she be spared its weight and cumber.

“The path ahead looks clear, my lady.” Red-blond Sir Haldan of Ashspring said next to her. “But never trust these hills. They can hide many foes, even large ones.”

She shivered.

“If they are foes why do they mean to speak with us?” She asked.

He did not answer. Haldan was thirty years old and as gallant as a knight from the Bordermark could be. His coat of arms was yellow, with an ash tree over a blue spring.  It was as pretty as he was, far as sigils went.

On her other side rode Agylwart Mardhûr of Grindelmoor, a six-and-fifty-year-old, grizzled, grim warrior and companion of Linbirg’s father. His colours were different ones as well, an impaled wolf’s head on a spike before a white moon on black.

Did houses of brutal colours breed hard men, and those of pretty colours breed comely ones, she wondered. In that case, she herself must have been a dove, for her family’s colours showed only a white river on green, framed by two white feathers.

She sighed.

“They have annihilated the mountain tribes one by one.” Agylwart said darkly. “They have crushed their warriors, stolen their livestock and only the Netherhells know what they have done with those poor folk they carried off.”

“It might have been Windhagers that did that.” Sir Haldan offered, not helpfully.

Agylwart shook his head: “Windhagers can’t crush a man to gruel. They don’t leave footprints nigh large enough to lie down in neither. These are ogres, Haldan. And we may be walking into their trap.”

Linbirg could see the younger Knight swallow his words at that, or else it was fear moving there, down at the apple of his throat. In case it was a trap they had one hundred spearmen in their tow, as well as the knights. Linbirg, Haldan and Agylwart were at the helm of the column and the rocky path through the hills was only large enough for three to ride abreast.

“Then…” She had to swallow a large gulp of fear herself before speaking. “Then why are we walking, at all? Shouldn’t we…”

Agylwart cut her off: “You are walking because Firmin ui Lôic has ordered you to, my lady. You have as little choice as the men behind us, holding spears.”

That did not make any sense to her.

“What?” She asked. “But I am the baroness! Firmin is my steward, as he was my father’s steward before! He cannot order me?!”

“He can.” Agylwart replied without looking. “You have not sworn your vows yet before the king. The steward rules the Bordermark until such time as you do. Only, if it so came that you died before that time…”

“You cannot mean that, Sir!” Haldan objected at once, halting his horse and thereby the entire column. “That would be treason! What evidence do you have for this accusation?!”

Agylwart stopped his horse and turned, looking at the younger knight through three hundred miles of darkness: “A letter, detailing me to stay inside my castle should the lady pass by on her heroic quest. He is too smart to put the theft to parchment, but there is no doubt in my mind as to what he is wanting.”

Linbirg’s thoughts were spinning. She was not a baroness after all, just some child with a name. The man her father had entrusted with the peskier parts of ruling a barony was trying to steal her inheritance from her, for which he delivered her to monsters who reputedly crushed men and women to pulp.

Twenty five spears he had originally given her for her escort, all levies taken from among landless serfs. They did not even wear armour.

Tears welled up in her eyes when she realized how stupid she was.

“We have to go back!” She sniffed. “We have to set this to rights, going here will only get us killed!”

Sir Haldan of Ashspring put a gloved hand onto her back in consolidation while Agylwart spilled more hard truths.

“You cannot defy him.” He said. “He would lock you in a tower whilst the barony is his. King Finnian is gone. That new giant queen, or whatever the bloody Netherhells we have now, is like as not unaware that you even exist. Who will go to her and plead for you, my lady? No one. Your only chance is to overcome these beasts and live to tell of it.”

He had the column march on and took the reigns from her, forcing her onward.

“But, Sir, why are you here with me if you were ordered to stay behind in your castle?” She asked timidly.

Agylwart starred grimly ahead: “Because I loved your father.”

Linbirg felt a little warmer inside at that, even though the weather was cold. They had had no snows yet, but at this temperature it was only a matter of time. She wiped her tears away.

“If that letter is proof of Firmin ui Lôic’s treason, then turn around is what we should do!” Haldan insisted after a moment.

“No.” The other replied. “All that it is proof of is that Firmin complies with the ogres’ request for parley.”

“Is such a request even in existence?” Haldan countered. “All we have are the frightened babbles of survivors!”

The older knight chuckled: “And how would you expect them to transport such a message, eh, boy? Write you a pretty parchment?”

He cleared his throat noisily and spat against a nearby rock.

“You name me boy, Sir?! The least you could do is look at me when I speak to you!” Haldan replied angrily.

It was feeble, even though it was true. Agylwart seemed to have decided that his eyes were better kept watching the rocky nothing ahead. That was the end of their exchange. Around a few more rocks then, they encountered it, a huge woman, perched on a cliff overhanging the path they were following.

She had been waiting for them, Linbirg had no doubt, but that was only one among the many troubling aspects about her. She was clad in pelts and raw hides where her skin was not bare, which was true for one of her breasts including its nipple. She had to be ten or more steps tall had she been standing upright, and her head was crowned in a brown mane like a mountain lion.

Her huge hands clasped a young, flat-faced woman of flaxen hair, who had to be one of the hill tribes’. Linbirg felt as though she might faint.

“Isenmann!” The terrifying ogress sniffed upon the wind, but what it meant Linbirg could not have said, not even in her worst of nightmares.

“My lady, behind me!” Agylwart bellowed at once. “Men, to the front! Knights, off your horses, they are no good in these hills!”

The ogress mustered him from atop and cocked her head: “Are you the Isenmann?”

Agylwart hefted his boar spear in his hand and hoisted his shield up, roaring defiantly: “I am your death, monster!”

“You are not the Isenmann.” The ogress shook her head after another whiff. “But I can smell him.”

Her brows furrowed. Something angered her. She lifted the frightened woman in her hand and pointed with her accusingly.

“Where is the Isenmann?!” She growled. “We are the Children of Marag! This is our land! We follow only the Isenmann of Loivenshtine!”

Her speech was queer and evil-sounding and Linbirg could not make sense of it.

“What in the bloody Netherhells are you waxing about, you filthy creature?!” Agylwart pointed at her with his spear. “Come down here where I can kill you!”

The ogress stood, scowling down at them all with boiling rage in her eyes. Linbirg had to hold on to her saddle to keep from falling off at once.

The levy men around her were scared onto death as well and reversed their efforts to get to the front of the column, turning to flee instead. It was a disaster.

The ogress lifted her free hand to her mouth and whistled, and suddenly there were more of the frightening beasts emerging over the hilltops all around, all wearing the same pelts and raw hides, carrying human beings with varying degrees of bruising.

It was a nightmare, and they were trapped in the middle of it, surrounded. There had to be a dozen ogresses Linbirg could see, then two dozen and finally three at least. The levies saw that their path of retreat was barred and shrank back, forming a frightened circle that Linbirg found herself in the middle of, enthroned over everyone because she was the only one left in the saddle.

Her heart was beating so fast and hard that she could feel it at the back of her throat.

“The Isenmann of Loivenshtine!” The ogress screamed again but did not make any more sense than she had in the beginning.

“Isenmann. Isenmann. Isenmann.” The ogresses around repeated like a terrifying echo.

Even Agylwart seemed at a loss at this point, helplessly clutching his spear and turning from one gargantuan foe to the other. Linbirg and her petty force of levies would be ground to pulp in between these living hills, she had no doubt. Quietly, she closed her eyes and sent a prayer to Boron, beseeching him to guide her soul to him and give her rest in eternity.

“Isenmann.” A voice by her knee repeated in ponderance.

She opened her eyes. The peasant had mouse-grey hair and a thoughtful expression on his young, not un-comely face. He didn’t look as weathered as the others either, but that was perhaps because the unfortunate hair made him look older than he probably was.

“Iron…man!” He proclaimed after a moment with eyes wide open.

“What?!” Agylwart spun and marched for him. “What did you say?!”

There was deafening silence in between the hills, eerie, robbing Linbirg’s breath. The old knight had apparently decided that he would rather round on the soldier who had dared to speak, instead of facing the foes he and his men stood no chance against.

“Iron man!” The peasant said again, laughing with relief and seemingly oblivious to the righting that might await him at the hand of his commander.

“Speak sense, boy!” Agylwart grasped him by his rough-spun collar and gave him a shake. “What in the Netherhells are you on about?!”

“Isenmann.” The ogresses chanted in unison. “Isenmann. Isenmann.”

“Milord!” The grey-haired youngling beamed. “It’s the old tongue, uh, not unlike the hill tribes’ gibberish! Isen means iron, I know!”

“Do you speak Bospharan with me now, boy?!” The veins in Argylwart’s throat were bulging.

The peasant shook his head: “Milord, no! Older, much older, milord!”

“And what does Loivenshtine mean?!”

The peasant bit his lip: “Lion…stone. Yes!”

“The iron man of Lionstone?!” Agylwart looked at the man as though he meant to throttle him with his hands.

Then, slowly, a glimmer of understanding emerged on his face. Linbirg could not make any sense of it.

“What do they want?” She whispered anxiously to the trusty old knight who had so heroically forsworn his life for her, even though it would all be in vain.

He looked at her, perplexed: “Why, you, my lady.”

‘We are Marga’s Children. This is our land. We follow only the iron man of Lionstone.’

Linbirg breathed and dismounted her horse with hands shaking. Lionstone was her ancestral castle, the one of her father before her and his father before that, generations beyond count. Maragshag and Maragsmoor were the names of the two closest villages to this place. Suddenly, it all made sense, somehow.

The soldiers parted for her in silence. Everyone stared at her as though she were a god.

She stepped forward to the ogress towering over them, screaming with all her might: “I am the iron man of Lionstone!”

The ogress eyed her and crouched again leaning closer. Linbirg could almost see the air her nose took in.

She sniffled like a hunting hound before her eyes went wide: “Isenmann! Isenmann!”

“Isenmann!” The other ogresses echoed her, shuffling excitedly on their giant feet. “Isenmann! Isenmann! Isenmann!”

The whole of Linbirg’s body was shaking when she took a look around. They all looked back at her. Then, one after the other, their giant knees bent and they went down, lowering their heads before her.

“We follow only the Iron Man of Lionstone.” The first ogress rasped with a smile. “We are yours.”

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Chapter 49 by squashed123
Author's Notes:

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“It all boils down to force, no matter if it’s a kingdom, a dictatorship, a democracy or a freaking people’s commune. Force is at the end of all authority - and you are simply never going to have a world without authority. At least not unless you want it to effectively dissolve in dog-eat-dog barbarism.”

Laura had an arm around Janna’s back, lifting her up with a shoulder. Step for step for step they were going towards Andoain and the Nordmarkener border. The army would use the road they were on, certainly. But Laura had grown weary of this road.

The world was covered in the snow that was still falling relentlessly. It was little more than powder to the two giant girls, of course. It melted away in their breath. Nevertheless was the tiny world around them cast in white, pristine and untouched in this part, because there was simply no one travelling.

“Dog-eat-dog barbarism is exactly what you want to have.” Janna objected. “And just because there is force at the end of every rule doesn’t mean that all rules are the same. You’d have to be like a cynic or a complete idiot to believe that. Or fucking both.”

Debating was fruitless, Laura sensed. She hoped that the Nordmarkeners would knock some sense into Janna. Some cold, harsh reality, that was what was needed here, surely. She hoped she’d get to watch her try to reason with the tiny knights and soldiers as they rammed they lances into her boots.

Roughly the same thing had happened at Ludwig’s Keep, she recalled. Janna had tried to argue there as well, and then turned out to be the perfect, beautiful and wonderfully evil monster Laura had loved so much. She still loved Janna now, but certain aspects of her character had become incredibly annoying.

Visibility wasn’t very good in the snow but Laura was actually grateful for that. If Praiodan of Whiterock unleashed another holy flashbang grenade he would end up much less effective, or else he might even end up blinding himself the way it happened when one turned on high beam in the middle of heavy fog.

That was what Laura hoped for, anyway.

If they got blinded a second time, she didn’t know what they would do. Franka had told her to ‘whack her opponent on the nose’ but if things would turn out that way was totally unclear. Janna was having none of it anyway, not even in terms of what-if scenarios.

Perhaps Laura should have been more staunch and insist on caution. But as it happened, she was slightly tipsy. They had ordered the wine before deciding to go, and they did not want to waste it.

“How do you feel?” Laura asked timidly to finally make some nonconfrontational conversation. “Does your tummy still hurt?”

Janna shrugged: “What do you think, yeah, it fucking hurts.”

Janna had never been one to swear as often as she did lately, Laura noted. Somehow, it seemed to put a hypocritical air to her new morality. That was only more annoying.

‘It’s not my fault.’ Laura wanted to object but couldn’t without having to open another can of worms, including the fact that it arguably was.

She didn’t want to go over it again.

“Would it help if we somehow got the medicine from the space ship?” She asked instead. “There are first aid packs in the suits, right?”

Having the suits might be a good idea as well, she noted, if only to add another layer against the cold, or at least to have some spare clothes. Things didn’t dry in rain and snow after washing, which would soon make their clothing situation even more disgusting than it already was. She should have started to think about this much earlier, she reflected, only they had almost never entered that room with the stasis covens again after waking up in it.

Jake was in there, rotting in one of the covens.

‘Interesting.’ She said to herself in her mind. ‘I had all but forgotten about that.’

She shook her head to get the queer thought out of there, no matter how true it was. She hadn’t really known Jake to begin with. He had been their pilot, and then he had been dead. She and Janna had suddenly been huge giantesses in a tiny, medieval fantasy world. The order of events had worked out the way it had. There were many missed opportunities along the path they had taken, there could be no doubt about that.

Janna stopped and looked at her, then shook her head and continued walking.

“Ogre country now.” She said. “We can’t go or they’ll kill Steve and Christina. I’m already better than I was. I think it’s gonna be okay.”

‘The suits, though.’ Laura thought again.

They would be good to have. It was frustrating. Somehow, she felt like her hands were becoming tied more and more. She couldn’t really tell how or by what, though. Likely, as ever, it was a combination of things.

‘We should never have left our ship.’

That was Janna’s fault, her stupid deal with the Horasians that in the end had gotten them only little more than the medieval equivalent of canned food. This was the wrong place and time to say such a thing, however.

Suddenly, Janna gave an ‘eek!’ and froze in place where she was. This was preceded by an ‘eek!’ on the ground and a soft crunch that was definitely more than snow.

“Did you step on something?” Laura asked, peering down through the powdery snowflakes drifting to the ground.

“Fuck.” Janna closed her eyes and bit her lip, not daring to do the same.

“You crushed someone, didn’t you.” Laura grinned.

Doing it accidentally had to be the first step in normalizing it again.

“Can you check if they’re still alive?” Janna whispered, still not looking down.

Laura chuckled: “Don’t piss yourself. You heard it crunch, if they’re still alive you better put them out of their misery. Move your foot.”

The brown leather boot hovered off the ground and twisted aside. Red snow lay beneath, a splotch messed up with pink bones and messy grey fur. If there was a person they were crushed beyond recognition, and there had definitely been a person judging from the scream.

“Got yourself a donkey rider.” Laura reported with a smile. “He’s mush now, though.”

Or was he.

“Please don’t kill me!” A voice revealed the contrary, and also that the donkey rider had not been a he at all.

The figure emerging from the snow next to Janna’s footprint was a fat thing in the most absurd clothes Laura had ever seen. There was a brown, broad-rimmed leather hat and a leather mantle, all stooped over masses of ugly looking furs. It sort-of looked like a fur ball with limbs what she saw there.

“Oh, no, you missed her.” Laura rolled her eyes. “Let me fix that real quick.”

“Fuck, no!” Janna turned and gave Laura a shove that sent her stumbling.

Instead of crushing the unlikely traveller, Janna crouched and scooped her up.

“I am very sorry for crushing your donkey, little one.” She explained. “I honestly had no idea you were there.”

‘Hollow and dry.’ Laura thought bitterly.

There was truly no more boring a thing than this do-gooder-ism.

“It wasn’t my donkey!” The woman on Janna’s hand called out, terrified.

“Laura,” Janna cocked her head, “isn’t this the girl that was with us, the one from the village?”

“Dari?” It was, Laura saw when she finally came close and the hat and fur cap were removed. “What the hell, she looks like a trapper...baby.”

The tiny girl plopped down on Janna’s palm, slowly calming.

“Where you successful?” Laura asked pointedly.

Janna interjected: “Successful with what?”

If Dari had still been on her way to the Nordmarkener host this would be not as much an unfortunate happenstance as Laura had initially believed, because now, if it came to blows, she would be able to trample the Nordmarkers without having to worry about crushing her tiny assassin.

Dari nodded, however, ignoring Janna: “He’s dead! I stabbed him in the throat!”

Then she had gotten out, she recounted in a hurry, only the snows had almost killed her. This dissolved then into a mad tale that Laura did not quite understand.

“Wait, wait, wait.” She shook her head, trying to wrap her mind around it. “That black-skinned fool guy we are looking for, the guy who gave you to the inquisition, he actually saved you? How did he know you were here?”

“I don’t know!” Dari replied, shaking.

Janna turned her head to Laura: “Who is dead?”

Her tone already made it clear that they shouldn’t have ignored her. Janna could get as angry and vindictive as anyone, and no one knew that better than Laura did.

“Oh, come on!” Laura complained a minute later after Janna berated her for having Praiodan of Whiterock killed. “You can’t possibly blame me for that one, he was a threat to us and also he was part of the evil inquisition! I didn’t even kill him myself!”

Janna’s nostrils were flaring with rage in turn.

“And how am I gonna make peace now, huh?!” She shouted. “Oh, hi there, fellas. Uh, how about we give peace a chance after we’ve just sneakily murdered your main guy?!”

She was starting to gesture with her hands which put Dari in danger. But when Laura said as much, she only grimaced hatefully at the girl and tossed her over a shoulder like some peace of trash.

Laura barged forward, hitting Janna with her elbow so hard that she went down. She managed to catch Dari in mid-air by a hair’s breadth before she herself crashed headlong into the snow as well, beating up an explosion of snow dust.

“What the fuck, Janna!” She cursed, for the first time genuinely angry now. “You almost killed her!”

“Why does this keep happening to me?!” Dari cried queerly in Laura’s hands.

“So what.” Janna stood and dusted herself off. “She killed that Praios priest, right? She’s a murderer. Give her to me and I’ll squish her like a bug.”

She held her hand out, dead serious.

“Are you fucking mental or something?!” Laura got to her feet as well, fuming. “You can take her from my cold, dead hands!”

Janna looked at her with hate sparkling in her eyes. Somehow, Laura felt that the consideration of attacking her played out for real in Janna’s head. It was disquieting to say the least, but Janna seemed to decide otherwise and just continued stubbornly along the road.

“I have no bloody idea what’s gotten into her.” Laura told Dari under her breath. “Are you hurt?”

Dari was still crying, dissolved in tears, but shook her head all the same. Laura closed a fist around her, pressed it to her chin and breathed into it to get the freezing young woman warm.

“Janna, we have to fucking talk about this!” She demanded after finally catching up. “What just happened there?”

They used to be so light with each other, Laura remembered, like nothing could ever get in between the two of them. That wasn’t true, in retrospect, they fought all the time, but it had never felt this severe before.

“What’s there to fucking talk about?!” Janna snapped. “She killed the guy!” She kicked a snowdrift by the road to splatter it. “There’s my peace now!”

Laura shook her head: “This was a shit idea from the beginning, and none of this is Dari’s fault! You can never have peace with them, Janna. There simply is no such thing!”

That was just a guess, if truth be told, but it seemed true enough to her. And regardless of her words Janna still kept walking away from Honingen rather than back to it.

“The Nordmarkers are at Andoain.” Dari said then as Laura’s hand opened. “Ordhan Herlogan he…I mean to say, he was forced to feast them there while the rains were pummelling their army.”

Caia Herlogan’s father, Laura remembered. She didn’t really care too much about him, but Caia seemed to be somehow connected to the Red Curse, so she did not want to kill him. That meant she couldn’t destroy Andoain.

She should have taken Janna there earlier, she reflected now. Seeing the cruelty of the Baron’s reign might have changed something about her nasty peaceful attitude problem. Janna was beginning to sound like a hippie, or something worse, and was just as hypocritical. She would have killed Dari had Laura not leapt and caught the tiny girl.

“Hakan Praiford.” She said loudly into Janna’s back.

Janna froze, then turned. She and the inquisitioner had had a screaming altercation of the same nature, Laura had learned.

Janna’s eyes were narrowed to slits: “What about that fucker?”

“I can kill him, right?” Laura asked in turn. “I want to put him on trial tomorrow. A big thing, because he hurt Dari.”

Janna’s face hardened as she shrugged: “The world is better off without him.”

Laura smiled: “Exactly, and just the same is true for Praiodan of Whiterock. By what Furio said about him, I’m guessing he was an even worse fundamentalist than Hakan, a complete fanatic. Actually, now that I think of it, the fact that he is dead might be the only thing that makes peace possible. The Nordmarker Duke listened to him. He was the war hawk, so to speak, or in this case more like the war griffin.”

Janna stood there, dumbfounded. Her rage had been blind and dumb, misdirected. She should have cried and thanked Laura for saving Dari. But she only pursed her lips and gave a nod.

“Let’s go then.”

“That’s it?” Laura demanded, not walking. “No apology to Dari or anything? You almost killed her.”

Janna gave a pained smile, took a step towards Laura and stretched out her hand from under the blanket.

“Give her to me then. I’ll apologize.”

“No!” Dari squirmed in Laura’s grasp. “No, please!”

She was frightened onto death even though she couldn’t understand any of the words they were speaking. It wasn’t exactly necessary anyway. The way Janna looked into Laura’s eyes was frightening.

“Forget it.” Laura shook her head, closed her fist and went.

It would be a truce after all, it seemed, if such a thing was possible. But now she had to keep Dari save from Janna who was behaving erratically to the point of seeming unhinged. Something was clearly going wrong.

-

The trees so stark. Shed thine leaves. The garden is under siege. The stone-faced war magician speaks. This holy man. The alchemist.

Ephraim O. Ilmenview, who introduced himself precisely as such, was a tall, haggard, old man who cared little about any sort of conventions. His sparse hair hung from his skull in grey wisps, his fingernails were perilously long and his grey robe dirty and threadbare. Bare, also, were his feet. He simply did not wear shoes and what went for his fingernails was even more pronounced on his toes.

He had founded the mages college of Honingen from a circle of private tutors, so he was certainly capable. The school was without a guild at its helm, though incorporation into the Grey Guild had been underway prior to the dissolution of all guilds in the Garethian Empire. But back then the college had come under scrutiny by the Ordo Defensores Lecturia, or O.D.L., because Ilmenview stood accused of having dabbled in necromancy.

“Influence is my field, my dear colleague.” The old man told Furio in the street, awkwardly stepping around cobblers working at damage caused by a giant foot. “Hence, I know a thing or two about how to fend it off as well.”

The college had been vandalized by a mob and Ilmenview taken into custody by the inquisition. With Hakan Praiford’s arrest, he was free again. Furio did not know if he could entirely trust the man, however.

“How large would such an amulet have to be?” He asked, following the barefooted man’s path. “How much arcane metal would be needed for the alloying?”

“This, I must confess, I do not know.” The old man said without looking, hastily putting one foot in front of the next. “Our colleague Corvinius Corinthis might, however.”

Furio had never heard that name.

His speech was laboured, having to keep up with Ilmenview’s long legs: “Who is he?”

“Oh!” The old man laughed. “He was my visitator.”

A visitator was sent to a college for purpose of investigation, Furio knew. Corvinius Corinthis would have been the one who was sent to the Honinger college after Ilmenview was able to disprove the allegations of necromancy at trial. This meant that Corinthis was a member of the ODL, which was disquieting since the organization was said to have at least partially transferred into the ranks of the inquisition, same as the white guild.

Furio had not spoken to any of his colleagues in some time and he was getting anxious.

“Here it is.” Ilmenview ushered him to a case of stairs leading below to some cellar. “Our apartments are humble, but we are making due.”

It was a rats’ nest, Furio found it best to describe it as when he entered. The earlier rains seemed to have flooded the cellar to some extent, although the water had been carried out again. That left everything still wet, however, and the small fire smouldering in the hearth could drive out neither wet, nor chill, nor mildew.

In terms of people he spied a middle-aged man on a stool, draped under blankets and staring at a wall while drinking from a basket-wrapped stone-clay bottle. An older woman sitting on the floor looked up when Furio entered, her face so hollow that her cheeks looked as though they had caved in.

The other three figures in the room were somewhat in the same state. No young ones were about, having no doubt abandoned this hopeless place. Furio found himself a little nonplussed.

“We dare only go out at night.” Ilmenview said softly when entering behind. “We have little coin for food and firewood. What you see here are my fellow teachers. The visitator keeps to himself.”

A long, bony finger pointed Furio to the back where a door was with rusted iron hinges and unmistakably worm-eaten wood. He did not understand why wizards would live this way, and it could only be under the pressure of the inquisition that this had come to pass.

“The inquisitor has been arrested.” Furio told the room, loud and purposefully with confidence. “Albernia is now a part of the Horasian Empire.”

Whether or not purges were going on in his own homeland, Furio could not reliably have said. It seemed to him, though. that mages were a valuable asset, and if put before the choice Laura would certainly agree with such a proposition, as certainly as Janna would, no doubt.

The head of one fellow wizard looked up at him curiously from the shadows. But no one spoke and the rest seemed as apathetic as before. Albernia was renowned amongst educated folk for being a mythical place of many wonders. It was for this reason that there were laws against witchcraft in place in many locales, Havena being the most prominent.

That wouldn’t explain this reaction, though.

“It’s neither queens nor emperors of whom we are fretful,” Ilmenview explained thinly, “but our neighbour, the man at the corner of the street, the whore on her windowsill, the orchardist bringing his apples to be sold upon the market. Our fellow man believes us witchers, and it were the churches that have convinced him of this.”

The door of Corvinius Corinthis’ room swung open, revealing an immaculately dressed man in polished boots, grey velvet doublet and pantaloons. His hair was dark brown, almost black, oiled and slicked back.

“And can you blame them, my dear colleague?” The visitator said crisply into the room. “You, who you yourself stood accused of necromancy?”

He did not wear robes, Furio noted, but at least he had stuck to his colours.

Ilmenview gave a sigh: “I have disproven these allegations conclusively. Is there never an end with you? How often must I do it ere you believe me?”

Corinthis snapped: “You have disproved them before a counsel of your peers! What of the common man you name, hm?! One day, there was an evil warlock in his midst, and on the next day all of it was false news. How is he supposed to sleep at night?”

The visitator had not slept well himself, Furio could see. Despite his immaculate appearance, there were dark rings under his eyes, signs of grief and worry. The cellar had just become a deal frostier, so Furio tried to warm it up.

“Our powers are queer and frightening to the common man, aye.” He agreed. “To summon a blaze of all-consuming flame from thin air. To speak voices into someone’s head. To close grievous wounds with what looks to be mere a gentle touch. These must be truly terrifying powers to behold, especially to those bereft of them. It was for this imbalance that the guilds were made. A white guild to fight for good. A grey guild to not fight at all. And a black guild for all those who would not bend their knee to compromise.”

“Mh, this adeptus speaks the truth.” The ODL’s visitator conceded too early, not waiting for the turn in Furio’s speech.

“This I do.” Furio smiled while taking out his pipe from his sleeve and stuffing it with Stoerrebrandt’s tobacco, a display of wealth and privilege as much as normalcy.

He was running low, however. Soon he would have to get new pipe weed. He wondered if it was possible to ever smoke too much of it, like a punishment for committing a very pleasurable sin.

As he wanted to begin the rebuttal a cough caught in his chest, rendering him unable to do so.

Instead, Ilmenview grasped the word: “No one ever spoke of dissolving the guilds, my dear colleague. But have not the actions of the inquisition effectively caused just this? What is natural good to do when faced with supernatural evil? What are the hopes and prayers of the common man?”

It was almost as though the man was speaking directly from Furio’s soul.

“Incense!” He hacked up, coughing agreement. “Incense for the damned!”

“You speak in terms of necromancy!” The visitator snapped from his door. “It is precisely such talk that put us in this sty!”

“No, it were the superstitions of narrowminded bigots!” Ilmenview held against while Furio was still wheezing for air.

He had to forcefully clear his throat, so loudly that now even the man gaping at the wall turned to look at him.

“Regardless of who it was that put you here,” he croaked, heavy slime rippling up his windpipe, “I am the one who can take you out! We shall not abide by this! Albernia needs its wizards! I shall speak to the queen when she returns.”

Hope glimmered in all their eyes, all but for Corvinius Corinthis’, the man Furio needed most.

“And isn’t it this same queen whom we should aid Albernia against?” The spotless man asked pointedly. “Has she not committed wanton murder all over the continent? Has she not destroyed Winhall, wiped out Aiwall and eaten the true king’s own blood?”

The listening heads snapped back to Furio who found himself at a loss for words. This was dangerous talk from an impotent man, he judged, one who held on to his misguided principles because he had nothing else left to his devices.

‘Every ruler conquers with violence,’ was the best Furio could think of.

It sounded stale and certainly wouldn’t do. Instead, he suddenly remembered something General Lee had told him when first they met, the queer riddle of Rur and Gror, those strange gods the Maraskans believed in. Queer, foreign gods would throw Corvinius Corinthis into another tizzy, however, so he had to amend.

“Once upon a time,” Furio began, his voice dark and rasping, “Phex spoke to Ingerimm that he may turn the people’s iron into silver. Ingerimm declined, telling him that he shan’t do so, lest he be asked to turn copper into gold.”

Corvinius Corinthis scowled predictably: “Are you speaking in riddles?”

It was the exact same reaction Furio had had when Lee told him. The memory made him smile.

“It is Maraskan he speaks.” A man in the darkest corner of the room said, stepping forward a tad into the light.

He was unmistakably southern as Furio could see by his bronze skin and somewhat almond-shaped eyes. His head bore a white turban and a sapphire-blue caftan was his cloak.

The man smiled shyly: “Only, our dear colleague must have mistaken Rur and Gror for Phex and Ingerimm. He may be forgiven. The moral of this story is an intriguing one.”

He left it at that, a gap that was filled by Master Ephraim’s introduction.

“Master Retoban the Blue.” The old man said. “Fled to us from Gareth.”

“Retoban al’Djin ibn Belizeth sâl Hashan ay Baburin.” The stranger bowed elegantly as the name, if it could be called that, tumbled flawlessly off his tongue. “I am at your service, Furio the Red. Not as much a wizard as I am an alchemist, I am afraid. But consider this, my friend visitator. May a potion only be administered to a patient if it is capable of restoring him entirely? If not, shall I be disallowed from lessening his woes?”

“So, you mean to serve this demon who calls herself queen.” Corvinius Corinthis said through teeth clenched shut.

Furio took a long drag from his pipe that he had lit from his finger with an elemental manifestation. The sweet relief of the Stoerrebrandt cleared his lungs and mind, both of the pain and worry he carried in either.

“By no means.” He said through a cloud of smoke. “I mean to serve my people.”

-

The maddening absurdity playing out before Laura’s eyes left her helpless. They were finally at Ordhan Herlogan’s village of Andoain again, on the hill on which the palace stood.

It had stopped to snow, very abruptly.

Next to the village was a veritable city of tents that had housed tens of thousands of men in dire peril, first hit by a flash flood from the rains, then frozen in by sudden dawn of winter without any adequate equipment upon their backs. The size of the host put Honingen to shame and almost rivalled Havena, and the density with which the men were packed was downright staggering.  

The soldiers had been making-due with snow and ice around them as best they could when Laura and Janna came. They had then dropped everything to take to their heels as fast as the deep snow permitted, sitting ducks, defenceless against Laura’s trampling assault. If only it had come.

What temporary fortifications they had built, ditches, stakes and dykes, had all been washed away in the torrential rains.

However, Laura could not grasp this chance to annihilate them. Janna wouldn’t allow it, and in the state of mind in which she was, Laura thought it best not to test her on that front, much as she would have appreciated being rid of the Nordmarkener host in permanent fashion.

Instead, Janna negotiated with Duke Hagrobald Guntwin of the Big River, he standing in Ordhan Herlogan’s yard, and she standing in the remnants of Ordhan Herlogan’s gardens. Janna had not given any care to spare the hedges and flowerbeds from her footfalls. They weren’t obvious for what they were in snow, certainly, so she might have been forgiven had she not purposefully destroyed more of the beautiful gardens when Laura asked her to step around them.

It wasn't new, this infantile, vindictive viciousness, but definitely more petty than before. Janna hadn’t had it at all when they reunited up north of the Tommel, or at least that was the way Laura felt. Worse yet, Janna seemed to display it only to those who ought to have been close to her. With strangers, or even enemies such as the Nordmarkener Duke, she was the charm in person.

“I am not here to bandy words with wicked, evil monsters!” The Duke defiantly roared up at her face.

His own face, or what was visible besides his coarse black hair, was beet-red with rage.

“You don’t want to die either, though, I take it?” Janna countered with a shrug. “Because that is what will happen if we do not come to terms. You will find our proposal generous.”

Laura had no idea what Janna intended to offer to him, but it didn’t feel right, the way Albernia was bartered over when its queen was standing idly by. She couldn’t stop Janna, however. Her only hope was that Hagrobald would display himself as so unreasonable that there remained no other means but to squash him, but even that was doubtful at this point.

“Proposal!” The duke made the word a curse. “My sword up your overgrown arse!”

Janna gave him a superior, scolding look: “You could shove in the length of your arm as well and I wouldn’t even feel it.”

This made the duke so mad with impotent rage that he stomped the snow and beat his fists upon his armoured calves. It would’ve been frightening, no doubt, had he not looked like a tiny, angry toy soldier down there in this white toy castle’s yard.

“Horse manure, piss, arse!” He replied, screaming. “Whore! Giant fucking whore! Piss!”

“Cock-sucking, piss-drinking, horse-manure-smelling…uh, imp, I suppose?” Janna returned sarcastically.

She was looking rather like an overgrown mother, scolding a fit-throwing child. He only grew worse, however, and she made no attempt to dampen him.

Laura shook her head and sighed. She had still dared to hope but sensed that it would be fruitless. For anxiety, she had begun to play with Dari in her hand, travelling the tiny girl over her knuckles like a spinning coin. This was only possible because Dari was remarkably acrobatic and flexible, more than anybody Laura had ever seen. Perhaps she was one of those snake people, like in the circus.

The girl was also completely terrified of this, but right now Laura needed the distraction.

“He’s actually kinda fun, ain’t he.” Janna commented when she had just been called a dragon-fucking demon, as well as a nameless cunt.

She screwed up her face as one would to scare a baby and told the duke: “You…count of any place in Albernia you name, if you want it.”

Laura’s ears pricked up at the sudden change, but she didn’t understand the meaning of it at all.

“Shhh!” Janna made when she asked in English what this was supposed to be about.

“What in the bloody Netherhells do you speak of, you nameless…urgh…cunt!” Hagrobald’s rebuke came after a moment.

“You already used that one, my lord.” Janna smiled. “It’s against the rules. What I am proposing is precisely what I just said. Now, do you have horse manure in your ears, or do you understand me?”

There wasn’t a single voice of reason in this conversation. It had been a mistake. Maybe they should have taken Furio with them.

“Scheming bitch!” The duke fumed with vigour renewed, but Laura barrelled over him before he could continue. sheshe

She had finally understood.

“Over my dead fucking body!” She growled, tossing Dari up and snatching her out of mid-air. “This man is our enemy, Janna! We ought to crush him to paste, not give him whatever he wants!”

She was so angry and frustrated she could’ve squelched Dari to porridge in her fist, but that would mean killing her.

“You’ve always been a dumb, pretty girl.” Janna sneered in reply but did not offer any additional explanation.

“Fuck you.” Laura said dryly before turning to the duke in his own tongue. “And fuck you too, you stupid, little bug. If you think I will give you a piece of my kingdom then you can go bugger yourself with your sword for all I care.”

It was both frustrating and exhausting, and it hurt so much because she loved Janna. She considered jumping on the duke and flattening him under her body. Maybe that would drive Janna over the edge, though.

Janna was smiling a wicked smile, as though she enjoyed having created this terribly stupid situation. Laura did not see a single positive thing that could come from this, not unless they would finally start to murder everybody.

That would have been the thing. But no, Janna had to act stupid.

“Do you want Honingen?” Janna asked him. “We’ll give it to you if you want. You can have Winhall too if you like that better, although there isn’t much left of it. Or do you want Havena? Name a place and it is yours.”

“Are you mad?!” He scowled up at her through thick beard and eyebrows. “Why would you do this?”

He was frothing at the mouth, Laura noted. It was absolutely disgusting.

“To make a peace.” Janna replied lightly. “We have had rather enough of war. And we sure have enough on our plate to keep us occupied without you invading us every time you manage to raise an army. I pray you, be a sensible ruler of men and accept this proposal. It’s as generous as any you are like to get.”

That was certainly true, which was precisely what made Laura so absolutely furious about it. She wouldn’t consent, she decided, and then just say no to anything Janna said afterwards. That should create enough of an obstruction to derail whatever plan of hers was playing out here.

She had been gaming for a truce as well, earlier, frightened by the size of the Nordmarker army as she had been. But not at any price, rather at the cheap price of letting them walk away unscathed.

She didn’t want this truce now. She wanted war. War meant she could visit Nordmarken regularly and amuse herself at the expense of its inhabitants. That was a priceless asset to give up.

But she didn’t want to lose Janna.

“So,” Janna continued after a moment, “what shall it be, Duke?”

Tiny Hagrobald Guntwin of the Big River looked back at her, then to Laura, before his eyes panned over his assembled knights. They finally came to rest on Ordhan Herlogan who stood there as though he was one of them.

That was a bit strange. Perhaps Hagrobald realized in that moment that Laura was perfectly capable of letting people live if she wanted to. Herlogan said something that was lost to her ears in the uncomfortable shifting of several hundred suits of plate and mail.

Whatever Duke Hagrobald would say now, Laura would rage about it, she already knew. She would not give up any of her counties, and she would certainly not give up her capital of Havena.

The Duke’s mouth opened for a bark: “Big River!”

There were any number of things Laura had planned on saying to him, but all that came out was: “What?”

It didn’t make any sense.

Even Janna looked a tad sceptical now: “I don’t remember there being such a county. What are you speaking of?”

Laura drew the map from her back pocket.

“There is no such county.” She said angrily before the duke could reply. “There are only Honingen, Winhall, Bredenhag and Havena.”

She tossed the big piece of wax cloth into the yard where it landed on a number of terrified knights who ran as though she had dumped a boulder on them.

Keeping it in her pocket had already worn the sail the map was painted on, she discovered to her increasing annoyance. Three bolder knights rushed to roll it out entirely.

“Yes, there is!” Hagrobald roared with his voice that was staggering for a creature so tiny.

He marched onto the map, ending in the surrounding lands of Havena where he drew his sword and rammed it through the cloth and into the ground.

“Those are the City Marklands.” Laura knew, mostly unimpressed and slightly angry. “So, it is Havena you want, huh, you greedy prick?!”

“No, it is not!”

She was prepared to just slap him at this point, which would absolutely annihilate him and all the dumb plans for peace Janna was forcing. The little, hairy moron even had the disgrace to look wistful, which was absurd as though he now too hoped to make this truce real.

As well he might, though, Laura reconsidered. Even he had to realize at some point that he stood no chance against her. Without Praiodan of Whiterock’s blinding flash, all he was to her was a nuisance, a bug that she would squash for nothing more than convenience.

He walked out the borders of the area he wanted, between the city of Havena and the borders of Bredenhag. It wasn’t clear from the map which showed only one large lake in the north of that area, but Laura could have sworn that this was already Lakeland, coming slightly before the river delta and being effectively as much water as solid ground. She didn’t know if this was economically or politically significant, though, only remembering that it was quite pretty.

It still didn’t make any sense either, not unless he meant to separate Havena from the rest of the kingdom again.

“Remember,” Janna explained, “I offer you to become count of the land you name. The kingdom remains Queen Laura’s and your county will not become part of your Duchy to any degree.”

The acknowledgement was as queer to Laura’s ears as the rest of the proposal. She had missed the bit where Janna had said Hagrobald would be count, or at the least had not thought about the implications. She knew too little about feudalism to know how this would work – or whether it would work at all.

“I heard you!” The duke complained loudly. “Or do you take me for deaf?! I want the Big River! I carry it in my name! It was my family’s own fief for ages, before Gareth split Albernia and Windhag from the Nordmarken! Every time I go to the council I complain, but they will not give any of it back to me. Too big they say, hah! Well, if they will not give it, I must take it, seems to me!”

He didn’t talk like a dullard, but Laura recognized right then and there why it was that people called him dim. She had assumed his house was named for that big mighty river in the south, not a nameless piece of land and water between here and there with no major cities nor particular note of any kind.

And she had no doubt that most people believed that as well. It also became apparent to her that Ordhan Herlogan had suggested to him precisely this request, perhaps the only request that Laura could live with. Taking land from the City Mark was no big deal. There was no count to object, only a measly, little city magistrate and maybe a council, a steward or stewards, guilds of craftsmen and such. She could get rid of and replace any of these with relative ease, or just overrule them...or eat the families of any objector to bully them into submission.

Moreover, Janna’s proposal connected him to Laura and Albernia. He wouldn’t be like the other counts or countesses, because he was also the Duke of Nordmarken, but he would have to swear an oath all the same and now stood to lose something in Albernia’s demise, something he seemed sentimentally attached to.  

That was quite clever of Janna, cleverer than Laura would have believed. Then again, though, this outcome was nothing but sheer, unadulterated luck.

“Done.” Laura said when all her realizations were complete.

It would still have been better to crush this army for good, but Janna’s idea suddenly seemed like the next best thing. They really did have enough on their plate as well, and winter had finally arrived.

“Done!” Duke Hagrobald roared, sounding as pleased as though he had just won a major victory. “Well then, I can finally move on! My overlords of Gareth have commanded me to move south! Come on, men! We have an army to catch!”

“Not so fast.” Janna smiled down at him.

She wouldn’t let him go without an oath, which he reluctantly agreed to. Once that was done, they all just walked away, each off to their own.

Medieval politics were weird.

“Told you.” Janna chirped obnoxiously when they were alone with Dari, walking their way back. “Did I or did I not just totally saved thousands of lives?”

Laura was sour, mostly for the fact that Janna had won the game.

That back there was no victory.” She proposed. “It would’ve been better to crush them while we had the chance. Nothing is stopping them from eventually turning back around and attacking us anyway, and down south they will probably fight against Horas.”

Janna shrugged: “Fuck Horas. They made us annihilate Thorwal, they’re evil people, every last one of them.”

“Even Furio?”

“No, not Furio obviously.”

Laura shook her head in bewilderment over how much Janna had changed. She would have to make announcements, arrangements also. More work, but at least it was the kind that she could delegate. A word to Franka Salva Galahan should be enough, the same old lady that had told her to attack the very enemy she had raised to rank of count. Laura hadn’t realized this while bartering, which told her she wasn’t a very good queen at all, just now.

“I mean, think about it.” Janna went on about the Horasians who had already been off of Laura’s mind. “It’s so easy to make peace, and they opted for all out war. The state they are in and the fact that Gareth is going to war with them is entirely their fault…well, and ours, partially, but only because we got duped. The more I think of it the more I just hate them.”

Making peace had been easy in this instance, Laura reflected. Promised some land and title, Duke Hagrobald all of a sudden did not seem to think of them as huge, giant whore demons, or whatever, but a reasonable party to an agreement, a contract, a treaty even, and a multilateral one at that.

On the other hand was what Janna said a tad too flippant and hypocritical for Laura to let it slide.

“Easy, eh?” She scoffed. “Come on, you couldn’t have known he would settle for that particular area. It’s literally the only thing I would’ve given him!”

“Lucky, I guess.” Janna smirked in return. “They didn’t even mention that fundamentalist either, even though you basically pushed that little liability there right in their face. I was hoping they would recognize her and make you give her up. Meh. Guess I’ll have to smush her myself.”

“Hell no.” Laura closed her fist around Dari again, shoving her down into her jeans pocket soon after.

The girl still had an incomplete story, she felt. And she was more or less familiar, not to mention useful. Pulling off this assassination had been a big thing indeed, one she should probably get a reward for.

Why Janna wanted to kill her so bad remained a mystery Laura did not want to get into again at the moment. What the dealings with Nordmarken had revealed, however, was that Janna was not so short-sightedly disruptive as first it had seemed.

She was also not as healthy. It wasn’t long after they departed that her steps grew shorter, her teeth were clenched and she was wheezing with pain again. She had had a brief high, succeeding in the execution of her peaceful plot. But reality caught up eventually, as always.

Laura feared that such a moment would come for her too. Something told her Franka Salva Galahan would be none too happy about this new arrangement, even though it did not really affect her in a direct fashion. Somehow, Laura also considered the fact that Bragon Fenwasian, the former Count of Winhall, would be none too pleased. This was a strange thought because Fenwasian was Laura’s enemy, which would in turn mean that by appeasing Hagrobald instead of squishing him she had done the right thing.

She shared a common enemy with the Fenwasians as well, though, a common enemy all could ally against.

The Red Curse.

With Nordmarken out of the way she would finally be able to tackle it, at least after holding court on the morrow. The prospect of this thing was still looming over her head like a shadow. Then there was also the revolt at Abilacht to consider, not to mention so many other things.

First, though, she needed to blow some steam. This whole affair surrounding the unlikely truce had been greatly frustrating and fraying her nerves to no end. When they were back at Honingen after a long, slow walk, Laura deposited the pain-stricken Janna at their sleeping place, by now a barren spot of earth where even grass and reeds had been crushed out of existence, before going back to the city to order more mulled wine and release the poor little Dari.

“Find me a whore and bring her to me secretly.” She breathed into her fist enclosing the little girl. “No, better, two whores. I don’t care how you do it and I don’t have to tell you that you need not worry about them ever telling anyone.”

Devising this plot on the fly was enough to get her loins fired up. She could hardly wait for her toys to be delivered so she could have something helpless struggle between her legs again.

When it came to dumping Dari on the ground, she had a second thought, however: ‘What if she runs away?’

Janna had almost killed Dari. The mission had almost killed Dari. The inquisition had almost killed Dari as well. If she possessed any wits at all, she’d certainly take to her heels and run. That at least was what Laura judged likely.

“And don’t you even think about running away from here.” She whispered as softly as ever she could. “I will find you, if you do. I will uproot empires if I have to. And I’ll make you wish you never were born. The worst the inquisition did to you is going to seem like a walk in the gardens. Ask Master Furio about the Mad Lioness, if you dare. Don’t take too long either or I will use you instead, for what I am going to do.”

-

“With Her Grace’s permission, we will rebuild the college.” Ephraim O. Ilmenview told Furio as they walked.

He sensed that there was more, however, and sure enough after a few more steps it finally came.

“But we will not partake.”

‘We will not partake in matters of war and politics,’ was what he meant.

The Grey Guild was ever like that. It was the foundation it was built upon. Technically, the Honinger College, in truth little more than a grey stone house by the city walls, had been guild-less, but incorporation had been going on.

“Not even should Her Grace ask it of you?” Furio inquired softly.

“Not in conjunction.” Ilmenview replied firmly. “Individually, now, that is another matter.”

He frowned at what he sensed the meaning of those words was. It was probably better to speak the truth.

“I need Master Corvinius to create the artefacts for me.” He emphasised. “I feel this precaution will be very important in the near future. Will you help me?”

“No.” Ilmenview simply shook his head.

He didn’t even break his stride even though Furio did, by virtue of being entirely dumbfounded of the lacking cooperation.

“I cannot say that I am very happy with this decision.” He finally mustered while hastening after the tall, slender man.

He felt that at some point they would have been of a height, but Furio wasn’t so tall anymore as once he had been, much as though he was withering away. He still carried his cane and used it too, like a very old man.

“Your happiness is not among my primary concerns, dear colleague.” Ilmenview haltered impatiently to let him catch up. “This is not your doing, your concern for us notwithstanding. Most importantly, in dealing with Corvinius it would enhance your prospects if I were as far removed as possible. I hope you understand.”

Furio did, to some extent. He had heard and seen them fight. They were adversaries more so than colleagues. No doubt it vexed Corinthis that Ilmenview had been able to walk free at trial.

Janna and Laura had surrounded the city as easily and quickly as a normal person might stroll around a pond. This had resulted in the two wizards first hastening in one, and then in the opposite direction. He should get a horse to keep him from exertion, Furio thought, or else a litter or palanquin.

Like an old man.

Janna was in no good shape either, if Furio was any judge. She had one arm around Laura and appeared to be in great pain.

The road to Galahan Palace had been freed from snow and was framed with tall, old trees. It was there that Ephraim O. Ilmenview became vexed with Furio’s slower pace and abandoned him to walk alone. Much as Furio was alarmed by this, he couldn’t change it. Ilmenview cared naught for conventions, which was precisely what might get him killed.

That would be a sad thing. The institutions of wizards had suffered greatly in the most recent times, so every one of them had become even more so a precious thing than before.

That was already the entire extend to which Furio was interested in Ilmenview, however. He truly needed Corinthis, for crafting the magical artefacts that were to bar the giantesses’ minds from magical influence. This would mean Furio could no longer use his Bannbaladin spell to soften their tempers, but the way he saw it, the spell had outlived its use in that regard.

‘I could have used it on Ilmenview.’ He realized, halting.

Such a thing was immoral, to be sure, but here he would have done it with good intention. He could also use it on Corvinius Corinthis to get his artefacts. The option had never even occurred to him before.

‘I am inadequate.’ He thought with a glance atop, wondering if the gods were watching, and if they were, what they made of his actions.  

His judgement dream had been queer, raising more questions than giving answers. Perhaps mortal men were too feeble to comprehend the will of gods, or else, and this seemed true, the gods were not of one mind either.

Little wonder the world was in such a chaotic state.  

The way seemed endless alone and it took him so long that Laura departed from Janna again, went to the city and then came back a second time, all while he was walking.

That wasn’t a bad attribute for a queen, surely, being able to travel so quickly that she could effectively be in many places at once. It surely collided, however, with the custom of feasting royalty at every opportunity should they be on the road. Laura did not even require roads to begin with, unless she did not know where to go.

“Well, basically there are very tiny, tiny things, so tiny you can’t even see them, and I think they are still trying to eat me from the inside.” Janna’s voice reached Furio’s ear. “What? No, not demons, forget that!”

He did not have any idea what this was about, but he had no good feeling about it either.

“I am not so sure about that, with the Praios church and all.” Laura’s voice echoed through the trees a little later.

It seemed Ilmenview had not even considered waiting for Furio, so all he had were the giant voices that carried very, very far. That was the queerest thing when talking to them, he reflected. Initially, one had the impetus of calling to them as one would call up a high cliff, a tower or a tree. At the same time, though, they could also understand words spoken normally, suggesting that their hearing was akin to that of a fox or something similar. They never complained of loudness, though, even when men screamed and roared at them with all their might, or when drums and the horrid sounds of war were booming.

Furio couldn’t explain it.

“What?!” Janna’s voice was laden with objection. “You can’t be serious! Wizards are…are you too stupid to see that, do I honestly have to spell it out for you? This is obviously the right choice!”

Laura seemed unconvinced: “But the people…I told you, didn’t I?”

“No, no, no.” Janna was resolute in her conviction. “You can absolutely reopen your college, Master…what is your name? Oh, well met, Master Ephraim, what a nice name indeed, so well-sounding. What’s the O for? Oh.”

Laura scoffed and replied snidely in the foreign tongue that the giantesses sometimes spoke. It seemed as though an argument was ensuing.

When Furio could see Galahan Palace, he could see the giantesses as well, finally. By then, they turned to the common tongue again, and seemingly to a different subject.

“How do you suppose to heal me, exactly, Master Ephraim?” Janna was inquiring.

“If there was a spell like that, Furio would’ve done it a while ago, right?” Laura added.

When Furio saw Janna shrug, that quite unnerved him. He came just close enough to hear Ilmenview upon the end of the speech he was giving, which was unfortunate because his last two words were: “Swallow me.”

Janna’s initial reaction was drastic: “Are you mad? No! You know you will die down in my stomach, don’t you?”

On this issue too, Laura was of the opposite conviction.

“This is brilliant!” She exclaimed. “What a brave sacrifice! If you do this, I will certainly allow your college to be reopened, Master Ephraim!”

Furio was uncertain whether he was witnessing sheer, unbridled madness or just a very bad mummers’ farce.

“Stop this!” He huffed and puffed and hobbled on his cane but before he could continue, Ilmenview interrupted him.

“This concerns you not, my dear colleague!” He warned, turning.

Healing disease with magic was out of the question. Injury, aye. But not disease. Of healing spells, Furio knew only two. Balsam Salabunde was the one most commonly used, applied by putting a hand on the wound while casting the spell. The other was an inverse variant of the Fulminictus, which was in actuality a combat spell that could cause great pain, exhaustion and even kill in some rare instances. One had to cast a complicated Reversalis Revidum spell at the same time, to make the Fulminictus do the opposite of what it was originally intended to do.

Reversalis spells were extremely difficult, however, and could oft give birth to unpredictable as well as undesirable effects. Furio had only attempted this a handful of times himself, and never without the utmost precaution.

Ilmenview faced him, brazen determination on his face. Surely he could not mean to fight. The grey wizard was not trained in combat spells, and Furio was a very experienced magicus combativus, even if he no longer felt that way. But the old man produced his staff from his fraying robes, little more than a wand of ash wood by the looks of it.

Furio no longer had his own staff after having lost it somewhere up north, but he did not need it to defend himself.

Above their heads, Laura berated Janna in their foreign tongue. Their attention was elsewhere.

“You are mad!” Furio declared, now only ten steps away from his colleague. “You cannot mean to…”

His breath stopped abruptly when Epharim O. Ilmenview transformed before his very eyes. It was an influence spell by the name of Horriphobus, he judged, and even though he knew what was happening to him was he powerless to stop it.

Like a creature from his worst nightmares, Ilmenview appeared to him now. That was what the Horriphobus did. A demon, Furio could have dealt with. Some grotesque chimera of all the monsters of the world as well.

But not Fabrizio, his dear friend who had died in the quagmire of Demon Bog only to re-emerge from the swamp to try and kill him.

His friend. They had discovered the Bannbaladin spell together, back when their lives weren’t so full of woes. Fabrizio.

Tears blurred Furio’s vision. His heart was thumping in his chest.

“No!” He screamed and cried. “No! Fabrizio! I burned you! On the Demon Bog, I burned you! No!”

He went through all the gestures of conjuring an Ignisphereo fireball spell, but it didn’t happen. He must have botched up the formula somehow.

“What’s going on?” He heard Janna ask from above.

He turned his back to them all, refusing to look. But instead of seeing Master Ilmenview as his old friend risen from the dead, he now saw him before his inner eye, in memory, trying to strangle him amidst fog and mud and madness.

“What did you do to him?!”

“Yes, what did you do?! If she’s not going to eat you now, I am!”

It was no good. Furio had to face his demons or Ilmenview would throw his life away for seemingly no reason.

“He bewitched me!” He called up to the giant, scowling faces above. “Do him no harm on my account, he means only to do good, the fool!”

Janna looked down on him with concern: “Can he really heal me if I swallow him?”

“No.” Furio shook his head.

“Yes!” The ruined corpse of Fabrizio insisted stubbornly. “You said yourself that your flesh was eaten by those little demons! Swallow me whole and I will make it right! I wish only my school be reopened!”

Janna would never eat this decaying corpse, Furio thought before remembering that it was only him Ilmenview had cursed with the Horriphobus. This meant that all Janna was seeing was an old, barefooted man, tiny enough to go down her throat with one barely significant gulp, as so many others had before him. Only the lacking standards of grooming could deter her now, but if she even noticed Ilmenview could use another illusion spell to make himself look appetizing, if he hadn’t already.

“Fool!” Furio spat. “Even if you succeeded you would die in the attempt!”

It just didn’t make any sense.

Abruptly, the form of Fabrizio turned back into Ephraim O. Ilmenview’s, the old, wispy wizard with the sparse hair. He did not look all too alive either, Furio had to note.

“If it can reopen my college then this is fine by me!” He argued. “It is my life’s work and I want it back, even if I needs die to make it so!”

“I don’t think you would have to die at all, though.” Janna put in from above. “I can send you down and retch you back up afterwards. I’m not saying it isn’t dangerous or anything, but there’s a considerable chance at least, I’d say.”

The apple in her throat moved, barely visible, even though gigantic. She had a broad jaw that Furio knew was able to turn scores of people into mush before she swallowed. But she had a strong throat too, as women with strong jaws often had.

There were too kinds of desirable women, Furio had once philosophised over too much wine with Fabrizio. There was the sweet kind, tall or small but slender and pretty, a feast for the senses if little more. And there was the strong kind, the kind with broad hips for better chance of surviving childbirth, larger teats the better to give suck, and an overall superior bodily strength to fend off the woes that came with living life as a female.

“That…that would be welcome, if such a thing were possible.” Ilmenview allowed, looking up at the giantess he wanted to swallow him.

Had she been merely a girl, Janna was certainly the latter kind, and she was large enough to ingest and then digest Ephraim O. Ilmenview, along with his robes and foolish notions both.

“Retching him up might hurt you, though.” Laura put in after a moment. “You said it hurt the most.”

“True.” Janna chewed her lip which put parts of her boulder-sized teeth on display. “But not if he succeeds, right?”

Furio was losing patience: “He is not going to succeed!”

It was possible, he had to admit. But unlikely. Why they were having this discussion was entirely beyond him too. Janna’s firm ‘no’ should have sufficed in the first place, but now even she seemed to contemplate this disastrous plan.

Her giant lips were pressed together in thought, her brow furrowed. Then, the gigantic behemoth made a horrible decision.

“Let’s try it out.”

The next thing Furio saw was Ephraim O. Ilmenview, struggling between Janna’s thumb and forefinger. She did not even address him another time but just pushed him past her lips, tilted her head back and swallowed.

The fool had gotten his wish fulfilled.

“Are you feeling better?” Laura asked excitedly after a moment.

Janna caressed her stomach before responding in the foreign tongue, sounding very unsure at that.

“I said, I think I can feel him try, but it still hurts.” She told Furio when she saw him wondering.

Of course it did, Furio thought. The entire notion was idiocy. He could only imagine what it would have to be like, being in Janna’s belly.

The time went on and on and Janna still shook her head when Laura asked again.

“Get him out then!” Furio urged, although his voice came out more as a bark than he had intended it to.

“Uh,” Janna pressed her lips together and tilted her head, “no.”

Laura’s mouth twisted into a venomous smile.

“Ah, ha, ha!” She laughed shamelessly. “Aw, honestly, it would’ve been great if he succeeded, but this is the next best thing!”

“Don’t be so heartless.” Janna scolded her, but even she could not hide a mildly smile. “At least allow his wizard school to be reopened so he didn’t get digested for nothing.”

Digested, Furio thought bitterly, for nothing indeed. Without Janna’s intervention, her belly would do to Ilmenview what it had done to the hundreds if not thousands of others who had gone that way before.

“Retch him up!” He urged again, helpless.

Janna shook her head: “I’m sorry, but it hurts too much. He had a fair chance. I already can’t feel him anymore and the pain is still there, unfortunately.”

And that was the end of Ephraim O. Ilmenview, who introduced himself precisely as such, and had founded the mages college of Honingen.

Furio longed for a pipe.

-

The bawd of the Seven Tulamidian Nights was a tall, beautiful woman with bronze skin, a feline face and two mismatched eyes. One was a brown so dark that it was almost onyx, whereas the other was emerald green. She wore a fur vest under a fur-lined cloak, wide silk britches and pointy red leather boots.

“Understand Her Grace is willing to pay handsomely for this.” Dari explained in an attempt to overcome the doubt that was written on the face before her.

For once, the room in the whorehouse was free of smoke from the water pipes. Having no windows, it was simply too cold to have any sort of pleasure there at this time.

The bawd frowned: “I do not make a habit of forcing my girls to accept dangerous customers. No exceptions.”

“Not even for Her Grace, the queen?”

Dari sensed that she was being lied to, probably because it was no secret as to what would happen to the girls.

The bawd sighed: “Can’t you find another establishment and get what Her Grace wants from there?”

Of course, Dari could. The trouble was that she sensed Laura would get vindictive if presented with two worn-out, bow-legged sailor rugs. And then it would be Dari she’d use. Being on Laura’s good side was important, now more than ever. Becoming a person of interest to her had been a mistake. The door of simply running away was closed now. Dari should have gone through it while she still had the chance.

“Would you have refused Finnian ui Bennain as well?” She asked pointedly, raising a brow to ensure the underlying threat did not go unnoticed.

The bawd’s eyes narrowed: “King Finnian did never require my services. He has his wife, the beautiful Talena of Draustone to warm his bed at night.”

Talena of Draustone was Count Arlan Stepahan’s daughter. The grim, teeth-gnashing Father of the former Albernian queen was a captive of the Horasians.

“Lot’s of your customers have wives.” Dari retorted. “And you did not answer my question.”

She drew her knife and placed it on the table between them.

“Oh, please.” The bawd scowled and drew her own blade, a thick, ornate dagger that had a highly impractical curvature at the end, essentially rendering it useless for purposes of stabbing.

Dari had known of the blade all along, even though the small sheath through the silk cloth belt looked more like a pretty accessory than anything else.

“Her Grace will have her whores.” Dari said. “The only question is whether or not you are one of them.”

The woman pressed her lips together and swallowed. Dari had won.

The workers of the Seven Tulamidian Nights were one story above, huddled by a hearth in another luxurious room where customers now picked those they wanted to bed. The act was no longer performed in hearing of everyone else but taken to adjacent sleeping chambers.

“That one and that one.” Dari pointed at a black-haired girl with almond shaped eyes and a chestnut-haired one that looked more local than Tulamidian.

They were both small, slender and pretty. Dari judged that was the kind that Laura preferred. The local girl looked at Dari wide-eyed, whereas the other bit her lip and threw back a mischievous glance. They thought Dari was a customer.

“These are not slaves.” The bawd declared in an attempt to save her last bit of dignity. “They have the power to refuse, I cannot force them.”

“You needn’t force me.” The Tulamidian girl husked, looking Dari up and down. “You look cold. Come to a chamber with me and let me warm you.”

Dari did indeed look cold, she thought. She still wore some of  Krool’s ragged hides.

“You are not for me.” She replied sternly. “Her Grace, the queen, wants. The reward is handsome.”

The Tulamidian girl swallowed hard and the other whore’s eyes grew even wider. There was whispering in the room. Dari cursed them all in her mind. It would have been good to get a few guardsmen and simply take the girls at spearpoint, only that would’ve ruined the secrecy.

Doing it differently on her part, speaking for a nameless, secretive rich man, a cleric or something of that nature, that would have been a terrific notion if only it hadn’t been made impossible by her apparel. Confidants of moneyed persons were most commonly not bundled up in skins.

Why Krool had been out there on the road, expecting her, was an unsolved mystery. The same was true for the strange man with the black robes in her dream, the one who had woken her up and prevented her mission from becoming even more tattered and dangerous than it had been to begin with.

What few words he had said had been queer as well, but Dari was reluctant to tell Laura for fear of the giantess attempting to squeeze more words out of her, the literal way. Laura had saved Dari when Janna threw her away like a used rag, but that didn’t mean Dari was beyond being killed if Laura saw any gain in it, on any matter she deemed more important.

“B…b…ba-but,” the local girl stammered, “but she’s huge! Her Grace, she’s a giantess, how would we…how…”

“Hush.” The bawd told her calmly with clear approval in her eyes. “No one is forcing you to do this.”

“Pleasing a giantess isn’t that hard.” Dari threw back at the bawd, trying to tell the woman with her eyes that it would be she to end in Laura’s cunt if none of the girls would consent to it. “Their parts are similar made to ours. Hers are simply bigger. You need only to use your hands and mouth. That is all.”

“Then I can do it!” A fat, bold man with golden rings on his arms said in a boyish voice from where he leaned against a wall. “How handsome is that reward, exactly?”

Greed was gleaming in his eyes, but Laura had specifically asked for female whores, not eunuchs, if this was one. Judging by his smooth, pink cheeks and sagging fat breasts he probably was.

“This offer is extended only to girls.” Dari replied. “And the reward is more handsome than any other you are ever like to get in a lifetime.”

The assembled whores exchanged looks while the bawd bit her lip to keep herself from spilling forth gruesome truths. For any girl consenting to be Laura’s plaything, there would be neither a reward nor a tomorrow. It was certainly an evil proposition, Dari thought, but even the gods, if they were watching her, would have to concede that this was an impossible choice for her too.

“I’m up for it.” A whore stood.

She was Tulamid, or Novadi, and had the body of a horse more than that of a woman. Some men liked women with some strength to them, Dari knew, and this one looked almost like a Thorwaller. She had wide hips, thick, long legs, a face that was a bit on the long side as well. Her breasts were comparatively small but she had that certain stern kind of beauty that one might ascribe to Janna as well.

Dari nodded.

“Me too.” The local girl with chestnut hair whom Dari had picked first stood as well.

That was surprising.

“Brea?” The bawd asked. “Are you certain of this?”

The girl shrugged: “She’s the queen. My mother always sais, we must do what the queen wants, or the king. Her size frightens me but at least I’m not doing it alone.”

She threw a shy smile back at the other standing whore. That was sweet, Dari observed, which was good because Laura liked them sweet and innocent before she destroyed them.

“Get your cloaks then, you are coming with me.”

“I am going!” Now the Tulamid whore whom Dari had chosen at first glance started to rise in protest against the larger woman who had volunteered. “I was picked, you weren’t. Sit down!”

“You had your chance and you wouldn’t take it!” The other threw back heatedly. “This is mine now!”

“Shut your porridge hole, you stupid Novadi camel!” The first one retorted. “I’m prettier than you and I get three times your men, our queen should only have the best!”

Rage was firmly written on the bigger girl’s face. A fight was ensuing over who would get to be murdered by Laura, all because Dari had lied. The bigger girl flew at the smaller one but a eunuch was already there to restrain her.

Dari thought for a moment: “You can come all three. Her Grace is large, as you know, so there will be ample places for you to make yourselves useful.”

Laura had asked for two. Except first she had only asked for one. She was as greedy as any of them, and surely she would appreciate three even more. If not, she could just dispatch one with a flick of her wrist, and if that required too much effort then Dari would cut the throat of the surplus girl at a moment’s notice.

“Dress inconspicuously. And to the rest of you, no one will ever hear about this or Her Grace will do to you and your families what she did to Winhall.”

Word of this could still get out, Dari judged. Whores talked, always. If it would get back to her, then that would be bad. Perhaps she should come up with a plan to get rid of everyone in the Seven Tulamidian Nights altogether. Poison might do it. She wanted to look into substances of that nature anyway. Else, mayhaps Laura could be convinced that Honingen needed to have fewer whores. The provost of the Praios temple would certainly appreciate it.

If Dari was any judge, however, the threat seemed to suffice for now.

“Especially you.” She whispered to the tall, Tulamidian bawd in passing. “Any word of this gets out, you better watch the sky. Might be some big, giant foot is going to fall from it and snuff out your small, miserable life.”

There was a queer but undeniable pleasure in threatening the woman like that. Perhaps that was what Laura felt when she ended people. Dead was dead, though, no matter if by Laura’s feet or Dari’s blades, but the effortlessness certainly lent the former more terror.

The girls’ names were Brea, Hani and Ayasha, one local, one Tulamid and one Novadi girl. Laura would get an exotic variation today, it would seem. Dari called them different names in her head: Doe, Viper and Horse. The Viper was the most venomous, the most arrogant and the most beautiful. The Doe looked endearing not so much by virtue of beauty but rather young age and innocence. The Horse was the big girl, towering over Dari by more than a head, which would make her taller than even some men.

Once they were dressed, Dari ushered the posse through the southern gate of Honingen, trying not to be seen. The girls followed her lead on eager steps, no doubt dreaming of the reward that they would never receive.

Laura and Janna were at Galahan Palace, which was their usual sleeping and resting place at Honingen.

The entire time, the girls were speculating over the amount of coin, whether it would be paid in silver or gold, and how much they might expect. They had shut up about it in the city, but once they were on the almost empty road between the southern gate and Galahan Palace there was no gagging them.

When Dari spied the wizard Furio Montane coming their way, she took the girls off the road and made them hide behind the trees, a thing they seemed to find incredibly exciting. They were giddy at this point, and even started talking about how precisely they meant to get this job done and over with.

The wizard, meanwhile, had no eyes for them. Something was troubling him as he went muttering and cursing, smoking and leaning on his cane.

Then, near Galahan Palace, Dari hid the girls behind a hedge, told them to be quiet and wait. She knew that Laura wanted to conceal this thing from Janna, but it looked as though Janna was going to sleep again.

The snowfall had stopped a while ago and so being overlooked by the giantess was no longer as much of an issue. Even still, Dari was cautious. On the road, Janna had almost stepped on her and would have killed her had Dari not jumped away in the last instant. The donkey had not been so fortunate, and the sound of its body giving in to Janna’s oblivious sole had roused plenty of unpleasant memories.

Laura huddled like a small mountain under that huge grey blanket of hers. Dari picked up a rock and threw it into her field of vision.

The giant head turned, recognized her and smiled. Dari waved the enormous, man-eating monster close.

“I found what you wanted.” She whispered anxiously. “Three of them.”

“Three, huh?” Laura smiled and whispered back. “Well done. Where are they?”

Dari had only to point, upon which she was taken off the ground again by fingers as thick as tree trunks. She had hoped she might be spared this time around.

“Oh.” Laura made when she discovered her prey. “Pretty.”

The girls tried their best to hide their terror and pose seductively, which went best for the Viper, looked a little awkward on the Horse, and all but failed for the little, innocent Doe.

“We’re here to please you, Your Grace!” The Horse said. “We will do whatever you want!”

“Of course you will.” Laura chuckled softly. “But not here.”

While Laura removed the hedge that was in the way of her hand, the Viper started spewing her venom.

“Your Grace,” she said, her resolve visibly crumbling, “we were promised a handsome reward for this, but no one ever said how handsome it was to be. Uh, we…we’re wondering…”

“A reward?” Laura replied, amused. “Isn’t being with me reward enough for you? You shouldn’t get greedy with me now. Our kingdom needs coin for war. Sad to say we do not need whores all that much at this time.”

Dari had never seen a brown-skinned Tulamidian go pale before, but it happened.

“You…you won’t hurt us, Your Grace, you wouldn’t do that, would you?” The Doe said before turning and making a run for it when Laura’s fingers came for her first.

“Hurt you?” Laura grinned, snatching up the other girls before they could try and flee. “I can do with you whatever I want. If I want to kill you then that is what’s going to happen. You can prevent that, though, by pleasing me to the best of your ability. This one is a little ugly, isn’t she?”

She was referring to the Horse, much as though she was merely a piece of meat, and not one to be savoured. The Horse in turn screeched in horror until Laura pinched her between the thumb and forefinger of the hand in which Dari was now travelling, opposite the other girls she had led to their undoing.

“Next time, maybe, you could get me a couple of thieves or something.” Laura told her while walking seemingly without aim in a general northern direction.

Dari wondered if she would make for Aran, a larger village full of woodsmen up by the river Tommel. There were preciously few people living there at this time, however, according to what she had heard. The same was true for Storkrock, Glennisground, Greenedge, and all the other villages immediately north of the city. Even further north, in the county of Winhall, hardly anybody remained.

First, the news of Winhall’s fall had displaced them. An old Thistle Knight by the name of Rodowan Ahawar was to blame for that, driving a track of people south to gather a great army before facing Laura. It never came to that. Instead, a common archer naming himself Florian Vulture had usurped the army, raised a wooden pole with a drawstring shoe attached to it for a standard, and took the city of Abilacht, south of Honingen, before declaring allegiance to King Finnian, or something like that.

Abilacht wasn’t very far away from Honingen. Not for Laura at any rate. But the giant, man-devouring girl had been bogged down for fear of the Nordmarkener attack, an attack that now likely would never come. Dari had not been able to attend the negotiations as closely as she might have because Laura had tossed her up and played with her as though she were some toy. But she knew the outcome.

“Could you do that,” Laura looked at her, “get me some thieves?”

Dari had to swallow before she could answer: “From the dungeons?”

“No, not from the dungeons, silly.” Laura laughed. “When I want to smush the ones who already got caught all I have to do is ask for them. That’s a good idea, though. But no, I mean free-roaming thieves and do-no-goods and whatnot. You know, scum. Can you do that? I want to combine work and pleasure, if you follow my thinking.”

“I suppose.” Dari replied after a moment. “First I would have to find them.”

“You do that once we’re back.” Laura settled down in between two hills in the landscape, somewhere between Greenedge and Glennisground.

Dari found herself lowered to the ground and placed on a boulder. The snow was already melting off it, she saw, meaning that it was getting warmer again. There had been flooding before everything turned to ice, which was a blessing for some and a catastrophe for others. Then the snows had buried everything.

If it melted, it stood to reason that there would be flooding again. This was a terrible winter already, and autumn had just said farewell.

At this point, the whores were begging for their lives, all screaming against each other so that not one word they uttered could be understood. Laura turned her attention to them.

“What’s wrong?” She asked in a mocking voice. “Are you scared of the big mean queen? I’ll tell you what, there is a reward. Your life. Whoever pleases me best gets to keep it.”

The Doe looked up with her sweet, innocent eyes: “And the other two?”

Laura seemed irritated: “They are not going to keep it. If I don’t kill you while I reach my peak, I will gobble you up afterwards, or something.”

She padded her belly for emphasis. Only the gods knew how many people had found their end in there. Next, she did that thing to her blanket by which it seemed to magically transform into a sleeping bag, placing one corner over the other and drawing a metal sledge the size of a large handcart across the edges. The underlying mechanism emitted sounds not entirely dissimilar to a port cullis, but Dari had no idea how it worked. There appeared to be rows on metal teeth which could only be unclenched by the sledge.

“You should undress now.” Laura told her playthings with a smile.

The Viper had tears streaming down her face and raised a shaking finger accusingly: “N-no! You can’t do this to me! You can’t!”

Laura slipped into the sleeping bag. What was a mundane act for her was a thing entirely on its own to the world around her, because that sleeping bag had almost larger dimensions than an Imman field.

“And I’ve found the one to begin with!” The giantess poured. “But if you are not out of your clothes this instant you will be barred from the competition, which means I will crush you.”

Whores were professionals when it came to disrobing quickly, and the Tulamidian garb was cut wide and luxurious perhaps exactly for that purpose. Only the Viper was too vain and arrogant. While the Doe and the Horse were naked within a heartbeat, the last of the three women pulled a pocket knife hidden in her silk belt and made to ram it into her own belly.

Dari couldn’t decide whether this was cowardice or bravery on display.

Not so fast!” Laura gave her hand a shake, staggering all her three of the occupants and causing the Viper to postpone her self-murdering.

A moment later she was caught between Laura’s fingers, screaming.

In retrospect, the bawd might have done the same, Dari judged, so it was probably good not to have taken her. There was only room enough for one such nasty creature in any set of events.  

“Let go of the knife!” Laura shook the whore rapidly back and forth.

But the Viper did not oblige her. The giantess had to set down the other two whores to gain a free hand which she then used to pinch the knife. This, however, inevitably meant catching the hand and part of the arm as well, which in turn led Laura to squeeze her fingertips together and obliterate anything in between.

She was like some child with a small animal, Dari thought, except as far as children went certainly only those who would go on to become bad, evil people could be so cruel.

‘Or poor, like I was.’

She could still remember the taste of stewed cats, puppys rats and mice.

Laura wasn’t poor, though. She probably did not carry any gold or silver and it did not seem apparent that she had any particular interest in coin. Was she to buy soldiers to perform more evil deeds, that was another matter, but she showed no hints of greed for anything other than power. Had she wanted coin, treasure and gemstones, she could’ve taken and hoarded them in amounts stupefying to the imagination.

‘Like a dragon in the stories.’

That might have been a better world, one in which evil could simply be paid off. Greed in itself was another evil, to be sure. Dari had had a little heap of gold and treasure in Gareth herself. But outside of curious frivolities she had never done anything with it. Not really.

Now that she came to think of it, all that her hidden wealth ever did for her was quench the gut-wrenching anxiety which came with having to turn each clipped copper thrice before buying a heel of bread. She had vowed to never again let herself be in such a position.

The Viper screamed and Laura laughed, and below, the Doe cowered while the Horse tried to run away. It didn’t last long enough, though. After a moment of revelling in the whore’s pain, twisting off the ruined arm and obliterating the yield even more, Laura tossed the screaming woman into her mouth and swallowed.

The Horse hadn’t come very far on account of the deep, pristine snows with some drifts stacked higher than a man. Twelve pairs of steps Dari counted, both starting and ending in thin air, like the tracks of a bird.

“Running away is not part of this game.” Laura told her captive. “But since you tried, your little friend now gets the first shot at pleasing me. If she succeeds, you’ll go down the hatch without ever having a try yourself.”

Her mouth opened and closed. Dari looked down at where the Doe was still cowering, whimpering cold and naked in the snow. Laura’s cunt would warm her, certainly. It was a bit unexpected, to be sure.

Had she been made to wager beforehand, Dari would’ve bet on the Viper to win the prize, although winning in this instance could only mean dying last. Seen thusly, mayhaps the Viper had won after all, or at least tried for a quick death. In sight of the loss of her arm and the subsequent being digested alive, it seemed not to have quite worked out as intended. Dari resolved that if she died, she had rather done so in one piece, and preferably quickly.

Laura picked up the Doe and cooed on her in that menacing way her fraudulent good side had. It was almost worse than when she was openly evil. Then, the girl vanished inside the sleeping bag. The Horse vanished from sight as well, in Laura’s fist. That left only the giantess to Dari’s eyes and ears.

She appeared to play with the girl between her legs, as she and Janna had done with folk at Lauraville too. It was a slow process. If Dari was any judge, the Doe was too frightened to do much of anything on her own, not to mention that she never endured Birsel’s lessons. The last time Dari had seen Birsel she had been with Varg the Impaler, and no less vicious than she had been at Lauraville.

Dari crouched on her rock and closed her eyes, trying to think of what the man with black robes and the grey hair had looked like, what the sound of his voice was. But all she heard was Laura’s breath grow shallow.

She knew the sounds of female love. A gasp, the slightest moan, a shiver, the brief snort of annoyance and the hint of a grunt when things were not going the way they should. She opened her eyes.

Laura had her lips pressed together and sat upright, concentrating on the toy between her legs. She appeared not entirely pleased with its performance.

“Fuck this.” She suddenly said aloud. “I hate winter.”

Her undergarments were pink and seemed to resemble those that lesser beings wore. A little more than that, perhaps, because a garment that hugged a body as tightly as this one would have to be made by a pricey tailor well versed in their trade. Dari’s were cheaply made and hung loose on her, not to mention that her tumble with Duke Hagrobald had almost torn them.

There was a wet spot at Laura’s crotch and the slightest hint of a shape where the whore was. The giantess quickly crushed her sleeping bag into a ball and then lowered herself astride it, like a pillow. She only stopped to deposit the Horse underneath the moist place.

“Oh yeah.” It rang from her mouth above when she started violently bucking her hips into the makeshift saddle.

The cold wet on her legs and knees seemed not to perturb her for now, a feat most certainly attributable to her thick skin.

Dari found human self-pleasure quite feeble in comparison to what she saw here. It certainly could look similar, she already knew that, but it did not leave the earth torn like Laura did.

The wanton giantess had no concern left for her tiny charges. Again and again, she ground herself mercilessly on the bolster. A girl of massive proportions had that certain itch between her legs, and people had to die to make it go away. Dari was certain that there was no surviving this. She could not see either whore at this point. Only Laura, the massive, walking, talking reality that could undo people at a whim.

The giantess had her eyes closed and was moaning with pleasure. Then her eyelids fluttered open with a gasp, looking to the skies. Perhaps she considered her pleasure to be godly, Dari pondered with a sour smile, or perhaps she considered herself a god right then and there.

Perhaps she was saying in her head: ‘Look at me, you impotent wimps. Look at what I do to your pets.’

The display lasted for an uncomfortably long moment.

Wordless, Laura ultimately moved off the makeshift pillow to examine the spillage of her evil deed, the small red splotch on her undergarment providing the first foreshadowing to Dari. The Horse had been crushed almost in two, hanging only by a strip of flesh around her belly region. Where her innards were, Dari could only guess, but they were not in her body.

“Thought she’d be tougher than that.” Laura commented with an uncaring smirk before dropping the broken corpse down into the snow. “Oh, but number one is still at large!”

The Doe had made it, somehow. It seemed to defy all logic, but weak, wet and coughing, the tiniest of the whores was withdrawn from Laura’s crotch, crying.

“There, there.” Laura cooed with a chuckle. “You survived! Sorry to say, that means I still have to kill you.”

She put the naked girl on the cold ground more gently, then shifted to place her rear end over her.

“Any last words?”

The Doe was too weak to utter anything of substance, apart from the snot that ran down from her nose. She only lifted a small, tender arm as if it could mitigate what was about to happen to her. She was so hot and wet that her skin was steaming in the cold.

“Guess not.”

Like a hammer on a hazelnut, Laura’s rear end slammed down onto the hapless little girl. A sizeable dent was left when it lifted. The snow was crushed to ice.

“Urgh, bloody cold.” The giantess said to Dari before slamming down one more time. “You can get to work on finding me some criminals next.”

She talked to Dari as though they were colleagues of a trade, working in some shop together, a shop that professionally turned human beings into smears.

Laura poked at the girl in the imprint of her butt, but what came loose looked as thin as a tapestry.

“Word of this might get out from the brothel that these came from.” Dari replied, trying not to look at the flattened whore. “You should have them removed.”

Laura considered for a moment while pulling on her pants, those strange deep blue things that hugged her body as tightly as her undergarments.

“Tell Signor Hatchet to have them arrested.” She finally said. “I wanted to liquidate the dungeon rats anyway, might as well do it in one wash.”

-

Honingen had been built by the doomed. From Abilacht they had been chased and fled north until wild men barred their path. Nobody wanted to have the lepers, who settled in some shabby huts on the edge of the woods. Only one of Peraine’s consecrated women felt sorry for the infirmity.

Theria stayed where all the others turned their faces from bumps, sores and leprosy. Many moons she cared for the doomed and alleviated their suffering with ointments and consolation. Then she fell ill herself.

But Theria quarrelled with the goddess and did not submit to her fate. Even more dead than alive she remained defiant and continued to care for the lepers.

One morning, the holy woman, as she was getting weaker, discovered a pot of honey next to her stove. She did not know who could have brought her the precious sweet juice, but she thanked the unknown donor in her heart and mixed the honey with the day’s porridge for the sickly.

Then, a miracle occurred.

Everyone whose lips touched the honeyed porridge felt ominously strengthened. The boils and welts disappeared, festering wounds healed and by evening all the sick were better. With the news of this miracle many settlers came to “Honingen”, as the place was now called. The soil turned out to be unusually fertile and a city quickly developed there. Theria was still worshipped in Honingen as a saint of the goddess Peraine and her honey pot stood as a sanctuary in the temple.

Until today.

It had to have happened while that fool of Ilmenview had gotten himself eaten, Furio thought, or perhaps shortly after he had been back inside the walls. At some point, the bells of the temples started ringing, and all Netherhells had broken loose. Soon, the entire city was a maelstrom of terrified people. They were everywhere in their futile search, and as soon as the word spread, the terror and fury spread with it.

The wizard was making back for the cellar with his colleagues to tell them of what had occurred, when he was stopped the first time.

“Witcher!” They cursed, brandishing a hammer, a scythe, a pitchfork and a variety of what seemed to be the legs of chairs. “He’s done it, you know he did! Get him!”

The spell to cast them all in flame was on Furio’s lips, but a sergeant of guards saved them and Furio both.

“He’s not to be touched!” The brave man hollered while lowering his spear, his voice slurring as though he was drunk. “No man touches him or all of us will die!”

‘These are still doomed men.’ Furio reflected. ‘They have been, all this time.’

Laura might well be the end of this place lest she moved on, but it did not seem as though she would soon depart to anywhere, other than perhaps Abilacht, which was a stone’s throw away for her at her size.

“If anything,” the valiant, drunk sergeant reasoned, “he’s can help you find the darn thing! What are you missing?”

When they told him, he turned as pale as milk.

“Has this ever happened before?” Furio inquired of the man, dragging him along to avoid more mob justice.

The other shook his head and it seemed to Furio that he could not have spoken even if he wanted to.

The Jar of Holy Theria was little and less to Furio, to be sure, but the city in this state was a dangerous place. He saw men, women and children turn over the most absurd places in looking for it, some even digging in frozen ditches, moving heaps of snow and others climbing on roofs to search the abandoned nests of birds, much as though a magpie might have stolen it.

“A dragon got it!” Someone claimed at a street corner. “It’s been seen flying out of the temple!”

Others told him that he was an idiot, that there had been no dragon and that he had better look out for some thief.

This was because there had been left a great, red scribbling on the crystal shrine in the Peraine temple of Holy Theria that had previously held the Jar. What the contents of that scribbling were, Furio did not know and the rumours that spread like Hylailer Fire were too different from one another to all be true. He knew only that it supposedly spoke of witchcraft and demons and evil, or so everybody claimed.

He needed to reach the cellar quickly, or else someone might think to search it and discover more wizards.

“The end is nigh!” Some ragged preacher called from the top of a barrel. “Repent! Flee! We are all doomed!”

Waffenrock regiment abilachter.png‘Not half wrong.’ Furio thought, before a taller, younger man shoved the preacher and told him in no uncertain terms to shut his mouth.

Hooves pounded from behind, belonging to a group of six lightly-armoured soldiers in green and blue surcoats with one Galahan weasel on the green and the three silver crowns of Albernia on the blue side.

“Abilachter Riders.” The guardsman gave to account. “Haven’t seen them in a while, eh?”

Arvo von Weyringhaus Herlogan.jpgThey were apparently led by one who had a gilded nose guard on his helm, a bushy mustachio, as well as a distinctly pinched chin.

“There’s Arvo Lovgold of Weyringhouse-Herlogan!” The guard explained after Furio’s inquiry. “He captains the squadron of riders here in Honingen.”

The Abilachter riders, so Furio had already learned, had three squadrons, two of which were stationed in Abilacht, and one here in Honingen. They were light horse, well trained and very versatile. Their repute had been fierce in the Empire for the longest time ere suffering a tremendous blow due to the regiment abandoning a campaign against the evil-worshippers of the Haunted Lands in order to run back and aid in Invher ni Bennain’s foolish war. In Albernia, however, they were regarded as heroes for this reason.

“Fight!” The man who had shoved the preacher now began to call out in his stead. “Forge your spears in the fires of truth and raise them against the menace that has fallen upon us! Kill the giantess! Kill the false queen and do the will of our gods that are twelve and true!”

The horses slowed to a trot when the man with the gilded nose guard on his helm spotted Furio.

“Master Wizard!” He hollered from his steed. “We are looking for you! Come with us at the behest of the city magistrate! The streets are no safe place for you to be!”

That much, Furio had already learned, but he liked to believe that he had held his own rather well. The fact that he did not carry a large, holy-looking jar had certainly helped in that endeavour.

“There’s a place I must go, Sir…”

“No Sir! Captain will suffice!” Arvo Lovgold replied in a soldiery yet amiable fashion. “Our orders are to escort you either to the barracks or the city hall, whichever one is closer!”

That seemed to imply the barracks, but Furio did not want to go. He shook his head, insisting.

“All hope is lost! There’ll be no new dawn!” The previous preacher complained to the old, shoving him in turn off the barrel.

It seemed the general situation, culminating in the loss of the beloved relic, was hitting some worse than others. A hit, as well, received the doomsday preacher who had now reclaimed his podium. A brawl broke out between the two and Arvo Lovgold appointed two of his men to stop it.

“Bring me the tall one!” The captain of Abilachter Riders commanded as his men ended the duel of fists by lowering their lances into the fray.

“I’ve spoken only truth!” The rebellious man complained, wrestling with his dismounted captor. “If anything, you should join me! A man who does not strike first is first struck!”

He was a comely man in green garb, doublet and pantaloons, leather drawstring shoes and an elegant hat. If Furio had to guess his profession he would have named him a trader, although traders seldom got so substantially involved. The other man was a beggar, or else the most ruinous priest that Furio had ever laid eyes on.

The better-dressed man went on: “Did you not swear oaths, you men, to our true King, King Finnian of House Bennain?!”

Furio’s eyes darted back to Arvo Lovgold in alarm. If the soldiers turned their cloaks then this whole situation could turn from bad to ugly.

The captain, meanwhile, sat calmly in his saddle and gave a reassuring frown.

“There were oaths, yes.” He said with a hint of amusement. “But King Finnian never had the power to crush me under his thumb. Let’s see what the queen will make of you. Take the other one away and cut his tongue out, the city folk are worried enough as it is. Then let him go, and don't expect any complaining.”

Furio breathed again. All this tension was certainly not good. The city was a beehive and the lost honey jar was only the drop that made the barrel overflow. The idea of this man having his tongue ripped out should not have sat well with his stomach, but he had seen so much grinding, crushing and dismemberment by now that he found it hard to care.

There was no time for these considerations in any case.

“Captain, I require you and your men to escort me a little further on.” He told Arvo Lovgold while the dismounted riders were leading the captives off. “There’s a cellar in which colleagues of mine are hiding. I require their aid and counsel in a matter of royal interest.”

The man with the bushy moustache screwed up his face: “Royal interest, eh? Whatever you say, my lord wizard, but be quick about it!”

With the soldiers accompanying them, the going was much quicker. The guardsmen left them to interfere in the looting of an overturned cart along the way, but the riders paid no heed to it. When a crowd outside a smoking house barred their passage, the men beat a path through the press for Furio.

It was shortly thereafter that a new piece of news reached them, carried by running boys screeching over one another so as to be loudest.

“They got it!” They screamed. “They got it, they found it in some cellar with some witchers!”

“The witchers stole it!”

“They got it back!”

“The jar, they found the jar! The witchers stole it!”

This spelled nothing good, Furio knew immediately. He wanted to go faster, but as things stood his weak legs were giving him agony.

People on the street echoed the cries, asking where the wizards were.

“Would this be those colleagues of yours?” Arvo Lovgold asked with a pained expression.

He already knew the answer, looking away after Furio didn’t reply, the eyes behind his golden nose guard finding some distant place and seeking solace there for the moment.

“We have to find them.” Furio finally urged, keeping his voice so that none around would hear. “I am certain that they have nothing to do with the Jar’s theft.”

His conviction was true. Far as he knew, they had not gone from their cellar, so stealing the jar would have been impossible. This had to be some kind of big misunderstanding, as ever so often when wizards and commoners met.

Someone shouted: “They’re burning them on Theria Square!”

Mob justice was always swift, as Furio had almost learned on his own person a little earlier. There was no trial. The verdict was already spoken. Perhaps this was a cunning mechanism, bestowed upon man to overcome the fickle word games of evil. But it was oft misdirected, and thereby oft an evil of its own. 

As the word spread, so did the heads turn. Theria Square was the busiest place in the city, with five streets adjoining to it. Just north of the square was the market hall in which on most given days a market was held, at least before recently.

Any place could be reached from here, the temples, the inns and brothels, the cattle market which was one of the largest in the region, the soap market, the sausage makers who made the famous Honinger Crackers and the papermakers who laid the renowned Honinger Paper. The splendid City Hall was right near the square too and the gates to the Temple of Holy Theria from which the relic had been robbed practically opened onto it.

Furio knew where it was, but even if he hadn’t, he would only have had to follow the others. Everyone was streaming to Theria Square.

He was exhausted, however. And even still, riding would not do. He was too weak.

There was a spell called the Attributo, he thought, hastening on his cane, which could for a short time enhance a body’s capabilities. Mostly that meant either strength or swiftness, it’s use to dapple with such things as wisdom, intuition or charisma being all but unknown.

Furio did not know that spell anyway, so it was a waste of wits pondering. There was a whole host of spells he could not do. A wizard in the army oft had too little time to learn spells other than those of war.

Likewise, other wizards oft neglected any combat spell, bar the odd one or two for self-protection.

“Ride ahead, captain.” He told Arvo Lovgold from below. “I fear we will be too late at this pace.”

The man looked down from his steed: “Ride ahead and do what, wizard? Look around. The whole city is on the march. If anyone can save your colleagues, it is a giantess.”

‘Look around,’ Furio thought bitterly, ‘do you see what’s there? Fear, and frightened people killing what they can’t understand.’

He was about to suggest dispatching a message to Janna when a newly joined Abilachter Rider appeared beside Arvo Lovgold, stood up in his stirrups and leaned over to his captain to give a report. When he had ended, the captain grinned.

“Up on my horse, if you please, my lord.” He half growled, half whispered. “These people are going the wrong way.”

Someone had assumed and told, and the next man had believed, and then the next until all of them were wrong, like ants running in circles. Those boys were to blame, surely.  Nothing was happening at Theria Square after all, and Furio was glad of it.

“Make way!” The Abilachter Riders shouted at the people on foot, beating and forcing their way through.

They had swift horses that weren’t particularly heavy so as not to impair their manoeuvrability. The captain had all but pulled Furio up. Riding double was awkward, but undeniably quicker than what they had done before. If only they had never turned away from their original destination.

Along the way, after they galloped through ever emptier streets at first, something queer happened when they came near the cellar. The amount of running people grew, and they did not share that certain look of relief and anticipation of the others.

Arvo Lovgold noticed and had his men halt, baring the path of one running woman with his horse, asking of her what was happening.

“They are living, milord!” She cried, her voice broken with a kind of terror that so far Furio only knew Laura and Janna could invoke. “They live! They’re not dead, milord, they’re not dead! They’re killing!”

Haunted by unfathomable evil she threw her head over her shoulder, much as though she expected hordes of demons pursuing her. There was nothing, and still she darted around Lovgold’s horse and all but sprinted away.

“I wouldn’t know.” Furio replied to the wordless question emitting from the captain’s eyes. “Perhaps we had best go see.”

If his colleagues were still alive, that could only be good. On second thought, perhaps an illusionary trick or some influence spell had scared away the people. After himself being subjected to the Horriphobus earlier, that seemed more than plausible to him, not to mention cunning.

Seen thusly, perhaps it had been a conjured illusion that had gotten Ephraim O. Ilmenview accused of necromancy in the first place. Not that it mattered anymore.

When they galloped on, he told the captain about his suspicion regarding the remaining wizards, praying all the same that his colleagues would not mistake the riders for enemies.

“What’s going on?” He could hear Laura ask, mighty as much as perplexed and way to the north of the city. “Why is everyone acting like this?”

She would probably not be able to help them, not that Furio expected this to be necessary. It would certainly be best if she used her imposing stature to restore order, lest more innocent people were hurt in the looting and rioting.

Finally, they rode around the corner to the street where the house with the cellar stood. It was not a wealthy part of the city, rather quiet and not very busy at all. The houses were quite newly built, though, and so things did not look old and decrepit. This was because Honingen had once hoped to become Albernia’s capital for good while Havena belonged to the Horasian Empire. It had therefore torn down its old walls to make wider ones, to accommodate all the masses of inhabitants it expected to acquire. Those people never came, however, and Honingen was never more than the interim capital, with king, nobility and country unwilling to forsake their capital of old.

As a result, the city was quite spacious. There were many green patches within its walls, many trees and such that in a more crammed place might have had to go. Contrary to many other cities, it allowed and incorporated graveyards too, where the final resting places of the dead were marked with stone or wooden Broron Wheels.

This all was indeed quite pleasant.

The scene out front of the house was not, however. That much, Furio saw at once.

“Aw, Phex!” Lovgold cursed under his breath.

A man in grey but not in robes hung by his neck from a tree. He proved to be Corvinius Corinthis. The other end of the rope was tied to an iron wall ring meant for reins.

He looked very much dead, his eyes open, his face grey and his tongue thick and black pushing out from his lips that were blue as evening. He was the man Furio needed, and seemingly the only one of his colleagues to have died. The others were missing.

Strangely, beneath his corpse, there were other bodies, those of common city folk, as well as signs of carnage and mayhem such as an overturned cart, pools of blood and red, muddy snow.

Furthermore, as they got closer, they discovered that the bodies had been severely brutalized, disembowelled or missing entire limbs. Some looked as though they had been chewed on.

This had to be the illusion. The only question was whether the wizards had fled or disguised themselves, magically, as the bodies.

“Keep your wits about your eyes, men!” The captain of riders growled. “Whatever did this might still be lurking in the shadows.”

“I do not think so.” Furio resolved while sliding off the side of the horse, the impact with the ground making his knees buckle. “This is no more than a cunning trick!”

He walked to the corpses. There were neither flies nor ravens at them, strengthening his suspicion even though the smells of blood, shit and death were clearly there. There were different grades of illusions, more or less real. An accomplished illusionist could create a veritable fraud of reality for a time.

He picked up a severed arm, mesmerized at how real it felt to the touch. For the purpose at hand, it seemed excessive. If these corpses were indeed his colleagues, on the other hand, it would probably make sense.

“Come out now!” He shouted. “We are friends!”

A faint, female scream and some commotion in one of the adjacent houses was the only reply. The Abilachter Riders brandished their lances and looked around in fear. The horses were restless and uncomfortable.

“Come on, now, stop this charade! We are here to save you!”

Perhaps it was impossible to end this spell at a whim, only reverting after its predetermined time.

Furio had to admit that the scene was bone-chilling. Every sound seemed excessively loud in the silence, only echoes of Laura’s scolding curses breaking it every now and then, as well as the frightened snorting of the mounts.

Laura was beginning to figure out that Theria’s Jar was missing, but why the culprits were not at the square, nobody seemed to know or be willing to tell her.  

“What do you mean, you don’t know what it looks like?!” She could be heard fuming. “Stop speaking all at once! You’ve never seen it up close? How can it be so bloody important then, huh, you little idiots?! I ought to step on all of you for being so stupid, stop talking all at the same time!”

A rattle and scratching noises from an open doorway made everyone turn their heads in alarm, but a moment later the source turned out to be only a minuscule puppy dog scurrying out of a building.

Captain Arvo complained: “What in the name of all bloody Twelve is going on here?! What illusion is this supposed to be, I only see dead men!”

Furio almost laughed, had not some queer sudden movement caught his eye, faint but very close to him. He looked but there was nothing, apparently. The spell was fooling him.

“Eight men and four women.” He corrected and pointed with the fraud severed arm.

“Nine men.” A rider added in turn, pointing with his lance to Corvinius Corinthis.

“Aye.”

That was queer, though. Thirteen bodies was way more than there were supposed to be wizards.

Suddenly, above, Corvinius Corinthis moved. It was not a living move, however, if there was such a thing. It came very suddenly, a jolt that set body, rope and tree to swinging.

The horses shied and screamed, the riders pulling at their reins with horror behind their nose guards.

Furio was confused, a circumstance which he resolved only an Analysis spell could rectify.

He cast the spell silently, while Arvo Lovgold made another decision.

“He’s still alive!” He shouted. “Cut him down.”

The arcane structures of the world, or largely the lack thereof, began to unfold before Furio’s eyes. The rest was shadow, grey and black, like through a silken curtain.

There wasn’t much at first, only a glint of something half buried under one of the bodies. The bodies themselves were not arcane, meaning that they were real. He went to retrieve the object.

There was the clanger of metal on metal when a soldier started beating the iron ring with his lance.

Lovgold was cursing: “For Theria’s sake, man, use a bloody blade!”

A golden jar was in Furio’s hands, enchanted silvery-white, very strongly. It might have been the holy, old honeypot, but there was something else too.

When he tilted it, he could see letters, glinting in screaming purple, the colours of necromancy.

‘We live.’ It read there, as though someone had edged it into the jar with a knife. ‘Not dead.’

With shaking hands, Furio turned the object to see how it went on.

‘We live.’ It read again on the backside in those same crude letters. ‘We kill.’

He looked up at Corvinius Corinthis, his eyes mesmerizing nests of purple lines.

“No!”

Too late, he knew when he saw the soldier’s dagger bite through the hempen rope.

Corinthis’ body came crashing down, hitting the cobbles with a sickening crunch. But that was not where he stopped moving.

Suddenly, the jar in Furio’s hands began to light purple. More lines started to emit from it, flow from it, ensnaring everything, first him and then the bodies at his feet as well. Some demon was living inside this jar, that much was clear.

“Wizard!” Arvo Lovgold shouted in alarm.

Furio turned, thinking that he had been called. That wasn’t clear, however, as now there was  Corvinius Corinthis too, on the ground with broken legs, seemingly in the process of biting Lovgold’s mare in the leg.

It was as though all Netherhells broke loose at once. Lovgold screamed, as did his steed while she rose to her hind quarters and threw him, kicking at the dead visitator with a bloodied hoof.

A quick-witted rider lanced Corinthis in the back, but the evil undead creature only turned its head and proceeded to crawl at him in turn.

Furio felt the Analysis spell fading already, just before he chanced to see the bodies rise all with purple eyes.

‘This is the middle of a nightmare!’ He thought. ‘This is Demon Bog all over again!’

Not the first part, though. They had been fighting peasants and rotten corpses then. This was the second part, when the fresh bodies of the newly slain had risen, including their own brothers in arms.

‘Frabrizio, how much longer must you haunt me?’

The severed arm in his hand started twitching, and he dropped it immediately, snapping back to his senses.

He saw Arvo Lovgold on the ground, struggling against Corvinius Corinthis. The other riders had kicked their mounts with their spurs, but if to flee or charge back in was unknowable. The undead visitator clawed at the captain’s gambeson, trying to get at his guts while the beleaguered living man was ramming his dagger repeatedly into the slick hair atop that hanged man’s skull.

‘The others,’ Furio thought, spinning. ‘Where are the other wizards?’

They weren’t there, but the other corpses were rising. Furio found himself in mortal danger at once.

“Wizard!” Lovgold screeched on the ground, still stabbing into the increasingly mushy head. “Help me, you bloody bugger!”

 A dead woman with only one arm was coming for Furio, though. She was walking right at him, her wide, open eyes staring into the void.

‘Ignifaxius!’ He thought. ‘Lance of fire!’

Before a lance of steel and wood rushed past his ear, taking the woman in the chest and catapulting her backwards.

Pointy weapons were rubbish, though. Corvinius Corinthis had one through the back, and it didn’t do anything to stop him.

“Blades!” Furio screamed. “You have to hack their limbs off!”

It was a lesson direly learned at the Demon Bog. There were other ways too, of course. Burning the living dead seemed to work wonders, provided one could get them to catch fire. One Abilachter Rider with a remarkably well-trained horse had ridden over one of the monsters and now had his mare jump repeatedly between hind- and forequarters, pulping the undead foe under her hooves.

He lingered too long, however, and three others swarmed him. He managed barely to regain control of his panicking horse and kick it in motion to ride down one more foe and secure his escape.

“Wizard!”

Lovgold was in dire peril, Corinthis now clawing up his torso, the two of them entangled in a knot of life and death. Furio couldn’t help him. He had no blade at hand and any spell of his would have set alight the captain of riders as well.

There was a spell with which a sorcerer could summon into his hands a sword of fire. But Furio did not know that spell either.

‘Did I know it once?’ He wondered strangely in the chaos that ensued.

He couldn’t remember. He forgotten so much.

“We have to do something!” A rider shouted. “Watch out, there’s more!”

They had been hunting down more city folk, Furio knew when he saw two of his grey-robed colleagues emerge from the open doorway where the puppy had scurried from, blood running from their hands and mouths. It were the drinker and the old woman from the cellar, one a bashed skull, the other a slit throat for causes of passing.

Necromancy in their instances seemed to have made them queerly more lively than Furio remembered. It was all an accumulation of most unfortunate circumstances.

Two soldiers rode charges to drive the large group of undead away from Furio and the captain, buying them time. Furio,  meanwhile, was aware that he was standing around like a bloody liability. This could not continue.

He brought his hand to his shoulder and mumbled the formula, then stretched out his arm and pointed one finger at each of his oncoming colleagues.

Two lances of fire snaked through the air toward their targets. A moment later, two grey-robed figures were engulfed in flame.

“Aaaah-ah!”

Lovgold apparently had resolved that he needed to help himself, so he kicked the living corpse off somehow and made to his feet. He did not carry a sword or a cleaver or any blade, just a riding hammer with one flat side and a pointy one the shape of a raven’s beak.  

Little and less was left of Corinthis’ skull at this time, but that did little more than impair the creature’s aptitude for biting.

To stop the grasping hands, the captain seemed to aim for the shoulder joints, but before his blow could fall did another Ignifaxius of Furio’s end the former visitator’s writhing.

“Took you bloody long enough!” Lovgold cursed. “Phex, what do we do?!”

“Destroy them!” Furio replied.

There was no saving the undead. They were doomed. Even their souls could not inherit the realm of Boron. It was the Netherhells for them, even if through no fault of their own.

“Drive them together!” Furio urged the soldiers. “Let me set them alight!”

It wasn’t working particularly well, for the undead were notoriously stubborn. They had no will of their own, in truth, only reacting to their surroundings according to their creator’s design.

On and on they came, pulling down first one of the riders and then another. They fell over one horse too and proceeded to scoop out into its long, red entrails with bloody hands.

“Watch out!” Arvo Lovgold shouted suddenly, pointing at the attacking rest of Honingen’s arcane teachers, now a posse of ravaging monsters fit only to die a second time.

Furio had almost forgotten how much a powerful Ignisphereo Fireball spell hurt. The sensation of his own burning skin almost made him lose control over it, not to mention the smell. The pain coiled in his hand and snaked up his arm, but he grit his teeth and focused his mind, and delivered the spell to devastating effect.

The following explosion of vicious arcane flame resolved the new threat in a heartbeat, but it also taxed Furio so much that he found himself on the ground, his head pounding.

‘No kaftan, though.’ He thought. ‘No turban. No Retoban the Blue.’

The soldiers were doing their bravest but had to struggle dearly, still holding off the main onslaught. It almost seemed as though the dying horse stopped more of the undead creatures than them. That was dire news, because the animal would soon run out of bowels. Then it would die, and the monsters would lose interest in it.

All lances were broken at this point and the men had only one single short sword between them. A man had lost whatever weapon he had had and was fighting with a leather saddle that he used for a shield. Another man had a flail, a spiked ball on a chain, and he used it to break bones and crack heads open.

If only that did anything.

The undead felt neither pain nor exhaustion. The spell could run out, if it indeed had been a spell that levied them. But there were other, crueller ways to create zombies as well. Cursed ground, haunted places, or certain kinds of demons that were the servants of Thargunitoth, precentress of the howling dark, the arch-demonic enemy of Boron - all these could raise the dead, and then there was no saying how long they’d last.

In this instance, however, the jar had been responsible. This raised a lot of questions that Furio’s aching mind was not prepared to answer. Had Ephraim O. Ilmenview dabbled in necromancy after all, and where his fellow teachers in league with him, and had they really stolen the holy jar and altered it somehow to perform evil? It seemed a long stretch. The old, wispy fool had proven himself innocent at trial, which was a feat that few could lay claim to.

And had he been guilty after all, why would he have gotten himself devoured?

That didn’t bear pondering, especially now.

“Wizard!” Arvo Lovgold shook him by the shoulder. “More fire!”

Furio could only shake his head, his powers spent, perhaps unwisely. He couldn’t decide whether his hand or his head were giving him more agony. It was terrible, truly.

“Take this away from here.” He pointed at the jar on the ground where he must have dropped it. “Bring it to safety.”

It was all he could do.

The soldiers had held their own, like true heroes. They had succeeded in neutralizing or at least debilitating five of the creatures, but ultimately it took but one move a heartbeat too late for their line to falter. One made away. The others tried but were caught and dragged down by the evil necromantic slaves.

“We must get away from here!” The captain lifted Furio by the armpits and pulled him to him to his feet.

“I cannot.” Furio replied to him. “Leave me here. Take the jar and go! You must prevent more people from dying!”

He had sworn to serve his people, more than once. This meant humanity. Perhaps it was what the Twelve expected of him, but in any case, this last good deed they couldn’t hold against him.

“Go!”

Terror was written all over Arvo Lovgold’s face. Then he chose life.

Leaning on his cane, Furio faced off against the undead. He cast a last glance to the skies above, hoping that perhaps Laura came to safe him, that perhaps she had seen his spells or someone had told her where the jar had originally been rediscovered. Perhaps the smoke of the burning men alerted her too. But as things stood, fires were burning all over the city.

Above him was nothing, and he resigned to his fate. He did not even posses a way to kill himself mercifully quickly.

‘Perhaps if I just stop breathing.’

The gods would hold that against him, though. And he would meet them. Lovgold had taken the accursed jar.

But as Furio stood there with his pounding head and throbbing hand, the undead ignored him. When all they could kill was killed, two wandered off whilst the others simply remained standing there. It was odd.

“Are you Rohal reborn?” A voice asked from behind, so suddenly and out of nowhere that he shrieked.

The speaker stood a mere two steps behind him, and wasn’t much to look upon at all. His short and thin stature suggested lowly birth, and his garb was a rough-spun black robe. A shock of mouse-grey hair sat atop one of the most ordinary heads that Furio had ever seen, but the face beneath it was young and pristine.

In combination, these traits made the young man quite remarkable after all. Furio’s eyes discovered the hourglass hanging from a belt of rope, with sand steadily running through, next to some sack cloth bundle.

“You!” He said, questions upon questions piling in his mind. “You did this?!”

The strange black sorcerer frowned: “Did what, exactly?”

‘You stole the jar, caused the riot and raised the dead. You are responsible for the deaths of all these people, and only Hesinde knows what else.’

“All of this!” Furio gestured around.

In truth, the death toll of today could hardly compare even with a regular sacking, judging by what Furio had seen. It certainly fell short of what Janna and Laura could do when they wanted. But it was still unnecessary and the horrors this necromancy could still inflict upon the city were yet ahead of them.

The black wizard gave only a shrug.

“Why then?!” Furio took a step toward him, his head almost splitting in half from the pain. “Why did you do this?!”

The other sighed and remained silent for a long moment.

Then he tittered, very suddenly: “Mayhem? Ha, chaos, if you will. Mischief, I’d say. Evil. Why does anyone ever do anything? True words spoken in jest. Studying my enemies, perhaps. Or else I was still young and playful from whence I come, and foolish.”

Madness, Furio thought. It was never far from those who dabbled in black magic, as well as the propensity for long, self-aggrandizing speeches. Water was wet and black wizards were mad, and evil, and everything else too.

That was no doubt the only reason that Furio wasn’t a dead man yet, or an undead one at that.

As if to confirm his judgement, the black wizard studied him with wide open eyes.

“Trivialities aside, it is quite curious. I don’t know the outcome of this yet.”

Furio decided that it was probably too cryptic to have any meaning. In any event, his mind was racing. If truth be told, all his life, all his training had been a grand anticipation of this very moment. It was only unfortunate that now where he found himself here, he did not have any of his astral powers left to go through the steps that his teachers had so painstakingly taught him.

One might almost have called it ironic, the same way that Corvinius Corinthis of all people had ended up a necromantic slave.

“Whatever the outcome.” The black wizard remarked insecurely with a look up at the sound of Laura’s voice. “Uh, I come only to talk to you about something.”

“What did you do to that jar?!” Furio interrupted him, feeling the rage boiling at the back of his throat.

He did not want to parley, but he had no choice. Perhaps if he wasted enough time talking, he would get a chance to rid the world of whatever evil this was. All it took was one unanticipated Ignifaxius. That was as good a plan as any.

“You will all go home now!” Laura boomed over everything and everyone with ease. “I will step on anybody still outside within the hour! It’s your choice, but if you are still outside by evenfall, I will crush you flat and I don’t care who you are!”

“That means us, too.” The black sorcerer frowned, half serious. “Perhaps we shouldn’t linger.”

Furio growled at him: “Answer my question or hold your tongue, evildoer! I will not stand here and listen to your yapping, every word of you an insult to gods and men! With any luck you will end up crushed to gruel under our giant queen!”

He spat onto the ground, trying to provoke the black sorcerer into wasting more time. If truth be told, the yapping one was him. As to the threat, yes, if Laura so happened to step on this man, Furio would not grudge it. But if this one was worth his salt then that would never happen.

His enemy smiled thinly: “Uh, no. Having something large and heavy fall upon my head is not what intend to do this time. Contrary to you, I did not squander my powers. I shall be out of here momentarily, after you have listened to me speak.”

Furio needed to prevent it.

“Say what you will.” He turned is head. “I am not listening. What’s the point, given that you will kill me anyway?”

The question was more serious than he posed it, and contrary to his words did he listen very carefully.

The other looked disappointed and sighed: “Who said anything about killing you? Have you not noticed my zombies being explicitly instructed not to cross a hair on your head? I must say, that’s rather disappointing. I had thought you might become my grand challenger.”

It was more mad nonsense, Furio judged. Perhaps he should edge the conversation towards more sensible matters, information about the black sorcerer so as to be better prepared next time, if there ever was to be the opportunity.

“Who are you?!” He bellowed quickly, ere this evil man could continue with whatever strange game this was.

The question coincided rather unfortunately with another noisy outburst of Laura: “What is going on here?! Why are there people crawling out of the ground?!”

“I think your man Lovgold just rode past the boneyard.” The man laughed. “Don’t look at me like that, I didn’t want this to happen, it was your doing.”

Something was wrong about this, Furio knew, but something was also right. He had given Lovgold the jar and told him to make away with it. The implications were horrid.

“What did you do to the Holy Jar?” He asked again, whispering this time and refusing to look at his enemy for the nonce.

This time, he meant it.

“Oh, that wasn’t the Holy Jar. Solid gold? You’d think Theria might have sold it rather than keeping it. I put the Nirraven in it, but not to worry, I’ll take it off your hands shortly. I need it for something else. This is the jar you are looking for.”

He reached into his cloth bundle and produced it, a small, mundane-looking, brown stone-clay pot with a little lid. A honeycomb was made into its front, giving it a cute look, as though nothing evil could ever come of it.

Furio breathed and took it from the black sorcerer’s hands.

“The Jar of Holy Theria?” He asked. “Why are you giving it to me?”

His mind was spinning. It didn’t make any sense. True enough, few of the evildoers’ deeds were ever sensible, but kind they were never. The jar itself felt in his hands as would any other. It was lighter than the golden one had been.

“Aha!” The black sorcerer grinned. “Are we done with this mummers’ farce then? Very well, I am giving this to you to hasten the recovery of a mutual friend of ours. She’s got a belly ache, and my heart aches with it, believe it or not.”

Furio was only more perplexed at that: “Janna? Why?!”

The nameless man turned and let his eyes wander to the other end of the street where part of Laura’s menacing form could be seen above the houses.

“So much more lively-looking, aren’t they,” he asked, “when they are alive?”

Furio shook his head in bewilderment: “Will she die? How is this supposed to help her?!”

The head snapped back impatiently: “The same way it helped the lepers in that story! Put some honey in it, put it in a porridge and feed it to her, what do you think?!”

Furio regarded the object in his hands suspiciously: “So, it works?”

That would be thoroughly unthinkable, not to mention unlikely. If truth be told, Furio had always thought of this and other sacred relics as little more than the items of tales, bar the few that contained magic glyphs or had been laden with spell-work, nothing out of the ordinary.

The black magician’s eyes widened with sudden rage: “Pardona have mercy on me, are you as thick as a castle wall?! Yes, it works, try it on some beggar if you don’t believe me! The real question is, what kind of good people would lock this thing into a crystal shrine, but you lot never think of that, do you?! You’re all the same, the lot of you, with your shaven heads and white robes! Oh-so-pure and good because you say so! But comes a doubter, why, then he must evil, mustn’t he?!”

A vein was bulging underneath his forehead when the tirade was done. He’s speech had turned horrid and screeching, the embodiment of hate.

Furio’s hands were shaking. The young, pristine face before him had transformed into a grotesque mask of vile disgust, which changed back very suddenly when the black wizard looked down at his hourglass and flipped it over on two metal hooks, just as the last few kernels were running through it.

The words, Furio was vaguely familiar with. Members of the Brotherhood of Knowing, the Black Guild, were said to often spout such talk in order to sow doubts in the true hearts of their adversaries.

Furio would not let it happen to him.

Vibrations could be felt in the ground, and in the distance, Laura was grunting. She was stomping things at her feet.

“I am done here.” The black wizard said and vanished from sight, all at once, without even so much as a gesture.

Furio’s head was pounding.

“Why is this happening, damn it?!” Laura shouted over the city.

The undead were still standing idly in the street. The corpses he had set alight were still smouldering.

‘Not Retoban, though.’ He thought. ‘The alchemist was not among them.’

He stood there thinking and smoking the very last of his Stoerrebradt’s until Laura found him some time later, looking for more zombies. The sun was setting, and the street was cast in twilight, but she saw, stepped on and crushed the remaining undead all the same, with all the horrid sounds that it entailed. Furio was so deep in thought that he hadn’t even noticed her coming.

Crushing seemed to be the most effective way of disabling the undead. They were doomed anyway. There was no saving them. Now they would never rise again to harm a living soul, while their own souls froze for bitter eternity in the Netherhells. It was the true evil of the deed.

Unexpectedly, the shadow of Laura’s gargantuan foot then fell over him, and lowered more quickly than he had time to say or do anything. If truth be told, he didn’t even know if he still cared. It then stopped abruptly and turned aside.

“Furio?” Laura asked above, perplexed and angry. “What are you doing here?!”

He puffed, unafraid, thinking inconclusively about that question: “I have run out of pipe weed!”

‘That much, at least, I know.’

Her face softened and she laughed in that truly lively way she could have sometimes: “I almost crushed you, stupid wizard! That pipe saved your life, don’t you know?”

He filled is lungs with smoke one more time: “Be sure to tell Janna, if you would? She seems to be rather convinced that it will kill me.”  

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Stillborn children, Saturn’s children, the screaming dead. We have created this abyss, darkness, surrounding us. Raise the flag of hate against this human race. Rise and kill. And wipe them all away.

It was day two after Honingen’s Nameless Day, as people had taken to call it. It hadn’t been a Nameless Day at all, but Garvin understood that it was just a saying. The events of that day had been horrible, so much so that he knew it only from gruesome tales. When he and Cathal had heard about the Jar of Holy Theria having been stolen, they had been playing ‘Man at Arms’ for City Magistrate Belisa Tibradan and her mostly self-styled ladies. Like headless chickens they had all begun running around in terror, and the private audience had been at a sudden end.

It was thankful, after all, to be there. Seeing the living dead claw their way out of the frozen ground would have been like to make Garvin’s heart stop. Cathal, while they abided stuck in their locale, had somehow attained entrance to the City Hall’s wine cellar, and caused quite a chaos in there. He had drunk himself half to death and not even fully recovered two days later, which was horrid given that they were due to perform in front of Laura today.

It was a day late, to be sure. But after the undead onslaught that had left nearly a hundred people dead - Laura’s uncaring feet sharing their fair share of the blame, to hear the stories – the city needed a day to mourn their dead and observe the Boron priests sort out body parts and bury everyone with the appropriate rites. The whole of Honingen had been smelling of incense, and the bells had rung from dawn till dusk as if to remind them all.

That being all well and proper, Garvin did not feel as though the flame that had ignited the riot had guttered out. The Holy Jar had thus far not been returned to the city, and there were other things as well, mainly scarcity. Wine was rationed strictly now because Janna and Laura consumed veritable lakes of it at a time, and the foods and drinks that made the daily toil worthwhile seemed harder and harder to acquire. Price controls had been abolished to restore availability but the measure resulted in a very steep increase in prices too. Without ongoing trade, the city was dying.

The countess had allowed money lending, perhaps to somehow encourage Phexen activities and lessen the stranglehold. But the new vice was unfamiliar to the local populace, not knowing how to engage it, not to mention that it did nothing to increase the amount of wares on the market.

All in all, Garvin was of the notion that many of whose faces he saw on the streets would soon be leaving the city, although none would ever speak of it openly. But another spark, something, anything, could surely ignite another riot also. Perhaps he and Cathal had best go back to Niamor after today, or some place else entirely.  

“What do you say we try our luck elsewhere?” He asked the squire beside him.

Cathal was dressed up in his finest clothes, fur-lined boots, sandy britches and quilted doublet over which he wore the colours of house Ardwain. Their sigil was a panting dog over a blood-red river. Garvin had heard it said in jest that it was the lapdog of Albenblood, due to the Ardwain’s loyalty to their liege’s house.

Cathal only moaned in reply, his head firmly in the grasp of his hand with his elbow resting atop his knee. Garvin was anxious.

They were situated between a couple of tents that had been thrown up against the city walls, belonging to the knights who would joust in the tourney. There were a couple of things planned for today, including a trial, a game of Imman, Garvin and Cathal’s performance, and of course Queen Laura receiving oaths of fealty from those Lords and Ladies that had made their way to Honingen and wished to express their desire of continuing to possess their lands and titles.

That was a bit controversial. The nobility that crowded the foremost ranks of the wooden galleries, thrown up one on each side of Laura’s intended place, had once been sworn to King Finnian. Many of their family members had to be with him now, still, down south, doing Hesinde knew what.

Like some monumental host that she carried around with her at all times, Laura’s size enabled her to break those bonds, or rather to bend them. It would be for her to decide what would happen to those who seemed to try and dance on two Travia Pacts at once, and not least because of this was everyone a little nervous.

No one seemed to know what the trebuchets were for either. They stood in front of the tents, their idle arms aimed at where Laura would be sitting. The dungeons had been emptied as well.

Food was being prepared inside the walls, huge bronze and copper kettles full of mulled wine and thick ale, black and brown, wagonloads of bread, greasy bacon, butter and yellow cheese too. Butchers Street had been running with blood from all the slaughtering, it was said, and many goods had been confiscated. One could have had a half-decent feast for all the city from everything that was made, but the common people would have none of it, and many guards were watching eagle-eyed for thieves.

From where Cathal and Garvin were sitting, they probably had a better view of the tourney grounds than most people, at least those not on the city walls or one of the galleries. The commoners were crowding thickly, as ever at such an event.

“Yes, yes, I will write to that steward…what’s his name…Tibradan?” A voice said behind them.

It was the newly appointed Governor of Albernia, a man by the name of Hatchet, like an axe with which to cruelly chop off the heads and hands of those who disobeyed. The Horasian was tall and had previously possessed an air of immaculacy about him. This was no longer the case.

His long, black hair was greasy now and hung loose from his head, no longer bound in an elegant ponytail. Wine stained his clothes that looked as though he had slept in them, and dark rings were under his eyes. People in inns and wine sinks said that Queen Laura had used him, no less while standing right over the entire city. It was easy to see how such could break a man.

“Taladan!” A small, slender and outstandingly pretty woman by his side corrected impatiently. “Turon Taladan! Tibradan is the City Magistrate’s name, you may know her since you now live in the same bloody house!”

“Alright!” The Governor meant to hush her. “Just not so loud, I beg you! Taladan then.”

The woman crossed her arms over almost inexistent breasts challengingly: “Are you to blame for our lack of wine after all?! How much have you drunk, Léon? Turon Taladan is over there, you might as well go and speak with him!”

The governor’s head snapped toward where Garvin was sitting, and the singer quickly went to study his feet, hoping he hadn’t been discovered eavesdropping. It was best to leave such powerful people undisturbed and not to tinker with any of their endeavours.

The woman was a person of note too, having come to Honingen with Janna and Laura. No one seemed to know her name, but Garvin had heard that her job was the acquisition of hapless victims for the Queen, an occupation that led her to have the Seven Tulamidian Nights upended the day before, and everyone there thrown into the dungeons for dabbling with Mibeltube.

“Tell me, what are these catapults for again?” The Governor asked pointedly.

Garvin could hear where his mouth was directed, right at his and Cathal’s backs. A life of music had made him an extraordinary listener.

The little woman sighed but replied in a hushed voice: “To lob prisoners at Laura so that she can catch them with her mouth and eat them. It’s meant to be her entertainment, and to show the people how little their lives are to her.”

“Do we have enough prisoners for this ambition?”

“We’ve made a few. Anyone that mouthed off or was caught looting, mostly, add those whores. But we can always make a few more.”

To Garvin’s alarm he saw Cathal drunkenly turn his head.

“We’re meant to sing for the queen,” He hollered, swaying, “not be flung in no catapult!”

He swayed a bit too much to the right at last and fell off the bushels of hay on which he was sitting, toppling it over in his fall. His wineskin upended, dousing his chest in mead ere he hectically saved any more drink from spilling.

He laid there in the hay, a sorry excuse for a squire, his love for his wineskin leaving him unable to get up.

“You are Garvin Blaithin,” the woman’s voice said behind, much closer now, “the singer who sings the ‘Man at Arms’. What is that, though, I wonder?”

She was referring to Cathal on the ground.

Garvin turned, his head lowered, studying their feet instead: “I beg pardon, my lady. This is Cathal Ardwain, squire to the Lord of Feyrenwall. He sings with me.”

“Praios have mercy, he looks worse than I do.” The Horasian Governor remarked.

“Aye, my lord.” Garvin bobbed his head.

He didn’t know what else to say.

“We, uh…I…” He stammered when neither of them would say anything. “We’re meant to sing. It’s true. Please don’t fling us with the catapult! The Queen will be very wroth, she will!”

Surely, they had to be afraid of Laura, but just as soon as he had said it, Garvin wasn’t so sure anymore.

The woman scoffed: “I don’t think that there is in any condition to sing. But be that as it may. You may try, and if you fail then the two of you are going to be sweetmeats. Do singers taste as sweet as their tongues, do you reckon?”

Garvin swallowed hard but he was also appalled. The little woman had a reputation for being heartless, but hearing her say it herself was another thing entirely. Mostly, though, he was afraid of ending in Laura’s belly.

As a response, the Governor suddenly cleared his throat: “Uh, you may ask her afterwards. Here comes our queen!”

Garvin’s head snapped back around, just as he felt the tremors. Janna was sick and sleeping most of the time. She had gotten up earlier, taken one tired, disinterested look at the proceedings and then went forth in search of some place to squat. Now, she was sleeping again.

Laura looked very much awake, though, like some evil demon looking down at its prey. Elia had sometimes had that look about her. It was most often followed by having to make love.

“Ah, there we are.” The giantess announced, smiling. “I have to say, I am impressed with these preparations. Didn’t look like you were going to get it done in time.”

She went to both knees where the ground had been laid out with a plethora of furs, skins, wax cloths and blankets to keep the Queen’s enormous legs from getting wet. After the sudden blizzard the cold had moved off again, and the snow had melted, leaving everything wet and muddy underfoot and causing some amount of flooding.

Garvin could see the Countess of Honingen, Franka Salva Galahan, say something that made everyone around her burst with laughter and produced a little giggle from the Queen.  

“Well then,” Laura announced, “you are all living under my heel now. Many of you have suffered friends, neighbours, family members crushed or eaten by me. No doubt have I treated some of you worse than others. You should know, however, that you all mean equally little to me. I am big and you are small, and if you don’t do as I say then I’ll just keep killing more of you until you obey me.”

It hung in the air, the silence that followed so thick that one could have carved it up with a dagger. Then, Laura laughed.

“Time for my breakfast!” She bellowed. “I think we had best start with the schedule, or we’ll be sitting here until evenfall. I want to get through with everything today. What’s first on the list?”

The confused, bedraggled Governor of Albernia stirred, leaning to the small woman: “Uh, what is first on the list?”

“Well, that would be our two singing sweetmeats.” She replied, not without amusement. “Herald! Announce Garvin Blaithin and his drunk Man at Arms!”

Trumpeters strutted forward from between the tents, blowing a fanfare, and a herald clad head to toe in Honinger colours marched out onto the acre between the tourney and Imman fields.

Garvin’s heart was racing as a deep, throttling panic settled in his chest: “Cathal!”

He grabbed the boy with his fists and shook him, but he was unresponsive. It took so long to wake him up that it was already time to march out there.

“Come with me!”

Garvin’s vision blurred. He could see the gigantic outline of the Queen that he had to sing for. He felt blackout drunk, somehow, his feet not quite remembering how to walk. He could hear folk on the galleries laughing at him when he stumbled.

When he looked down, he saw to his relief that he had brought his lute. When he looked behind himself, however, he saw that Cathal was not following him. Then everything went black.

He woke up flat on his back, lying upon a warm surface. Laura’s mouth was rushing up to him.

‘This is it.’ He thought. ‘I have failed, and now I am going to be her sweetmeat, just like the woman said.’

But Laura’s lips never parted, pursing instead to press a wet kiss on the entirety of his body. The moisture of her breath washed over him, dampening his clothes. Then her huge mouth curled into a smile.

“Wonderful.” She husked. “What a nice surprise, Garvin, and so sweet to be seeing you again. We will catch up later.”

He had no idea what that meant. She lowered him to the ground and set him on his feet that started walking all on their own will. The people around were infuriated, or else they were…

‘Cheering.’ He noted perplexed. ‘They are cheering me.’

“You bloody fox, eh?! Ha, ha!” A big crossbow man clapped him on the shoulder. “Watch the stones on this one! Ah, that was something to have seen, it truly was!”

Garvin was utterly perplexed, but his feet just kept walking.

Like in a dream, He ended up where he had begun, by the tents at the other end of the field. The Governor and the heartless lady were scrutinizing him with approval.

“What happened?” He heard himself ask weakly, taking the mead skin from Cathal who was sleeping on the ground.

It did not seem as though they were even listening to him.

“A Rondrian deed, almost.” The Governor chuckled. “Well done, Blaithin.”

The woman did a little dance and started singing: “You take my life, but I take yours too! You loose your crossbow but I run you through! The thistles prick and the thistles fall! You’ll have no victory at Feyrenwall! Wherever did you come up with that music, so…warlike!”

Her voice was full of strange admiration.

“The battle at Weyringen Castle,” he lied between sips of mead from Cathal's skin, feeling some fool’s courage, “Ilaen Albenblood’s great victory. Feyrenwall rhymes better than Weyringen Castle, though.”

It had been Reo Conchobair’s victory at the time too, before Laura had crushed him as flat as a sheet of parchment. Now it had to be Ilaen Albenblood’s, currently recovering from a wound sustained by a traitor’s quarrel. Such details were always important to a singer.

Where the song truly came from, or the words currently from his mouth, Garvin did not know. He did not even know how his new song went, other than that verse by the woman.

‘She has no sense for music, though.’ He thought. ‘She sang that all wrong.’

“It seems we have underestimated you, singer.” Governor Hatchet said. “You weren’t leading us on, were you?”

It was only half in jest, Garvin deduced from the slightly narrowed eyes. He wished having never turned to look at them.

“Uh, never me, my lord, I only ever lead songs.”

The two strangers chuckled generously, but not their eyes.

A procession of fodder carts were wheeled through the crowds and toward the queen, while true to the little woman’s threats soldiers who were wearing the masks of hangmen fidgeted with the trebuchets.

The prisoners had been brought out, stripped naked and bound by hands and feet, a mixed bag of men and women.

‘Naked they don’t look like outlaws.’ Garvin noted in his head. ‘Naked they look like us.’

And yet not, somehow. Nakedness meant shame and vulnerability, stripped away the armours of station, custom and norm.

At the other end of the field, perhaps a two hundred and some paces from Garvin, Queen Laura licked her giant lips hungrily.

“Does Honingen boast any capable engineers?” The Horasian Governor inquired. “How are they going to fling them into her mouth?”

The cruel woman shrugged: “Hit and miss, I suppose. They’ll get it right or they will substitute the sustenance with their flesh.”

She was right again.

The first prisoner, a tall, bronze-skinned woman with black hair, screamed and begged incoherently all the way from the group to the trebuchet. A stone thrower was a very simple contraption. A long wooden beam was attached to a counterweight, a mere wooden container filled with stones. On the other end was a sling with one end permanently attached to an iron ring and the other not so permanently to a release hook. At a certain point after the arm was released, the end on the hook would slip off, releasing the projectile in turn. Reloading could then be achieved either with ropes and manpower, or as in this case with sizeable winches.

The bottom formed a plane wooden platform for the projectile and the necessary scaffolding to rest upon. The projectile today was a living human being.

Somewhere Garvin had overheard that King Finnian had flung the King of Nostria against the walls of his own home castle the same way,  however only after removing the Nostrian King’s head, supposedly.

Upon a hand signal from Laura, the pin was struck from between two iron rings that fastened the throwing arm to the bottom of the platform. A mighty whoosh-sound was heard as the shrieking woman was catapulted to her intended destination. She was flying at an ill angle, though, low and short, her horrifying screech ending abruptly when her body smashed headlong into the acre, kicking up dirt and blood.

“Longer and higher,” Laura said, frowning. “Try again.”

A masked soldier on the other siege engine pried at the release hook with an iron bar. When it was done, he motioned for a prisoner.

The Governor was sceptical: “I cannot see how they are going to adjust for the different weight of each prisoner. Artillery is a complex series of sums, not unlike a good song. Any change will affect the grand outcome.”

Garvin wasn’t sure what sums had to do with singing, but even he could see that a fat man would not quite fly as far as a thin one, if that was what the Governor had meant.

“Just wait.” The little woman said mildly. “Laura is quicker than you know.”

“I don’t care what you will do to me!” A struggling young man screamed loudly on his way to the catapult. “We’re all dead anyway?”

The big, strong soldier carrying him gave him a violent punch: “Then stop bloody struggling!”

The prisoner calmed at that, a little. Garvin sensed that only then he realized what was happening to him, and that there was no way to stop it. By the time they sat him in the sling, one could hear him weeping.  

Whoosh.

He flew high and far, so far in fact that Garvin was sure they were overshooting. He came down slightly behind Laura’s head from a high arc, but the giantess leaned back, opened her mouth and caught him, the way a jolly fellow might indulge in grapes.

Garvin could see spittle glistening on her giant lips when her face came back into vision.

Her mouth moved a little before a tiny lump was seen, travelling down her throat, after which the Queen smacked her lips noisily: “Ah, yeah, much better. Try it a little bit shorter next time, and don’t keep me waiting.”

Someone, somewhere was crying. The horses whinnied nervously. No one said anything while their queen upended a wagon of cheese into her hungry mouth.  

The trebuchet crew started cheering first, then the whole of Honingen followed. It was as deafening as it was absurd, Garvin decided, because the people had to know in their hearts that few, if any, of these prisoners had committed crimes that warranted loss of life. Perhaps that was not at play here at all, however. Perhaps they were thinking: ‘Better them than me.’

It seemed in that moment as though the flame of riot had finally been snuffed out, as though Laura’s gargantuan arse had sat down upon it and quenched it, the moment she sat down at her place.

That was something even Garvin could cheer to.

-

Laura was enjoying herself again for once. It was perfect, even though she knew it could only last so long as Janna was sleeping. These people were all hers. She could kill them all if she wanted. But she didn’t want them to die, rather for them to cower before her. For this purpose, as well as her bloodlust, the prisoners served well.

She could see the fear on all of their faces even while they cheered her for having devoured one of them. She was in charge, unequivocally. Moreover, the food was nice this morning. It came with a lot of logistics, beasts of burden and whipping, but the fresh bread, the well ripened cheese and especially the crispy brown bacon were all fabulous.

It paled a little in comparison to eating people again. She could hardly wait for the trebuchets to be ready. But it was nice, very nice, a fun game of peace, quiet and murder before the day would invariably turn tedious. Janna was annoying enough on her own lately, as much as Laura still loved her, but politics was another matter.

This was the second reason why she was comporting herself so cruelly. She had to show the nobility sitting there on the wooden ranks either side of her what she was capable of, what she might do to them and theirs if they did not obey. Many of them would have heard about the things she had done already, but just in case they forgot, she would remind them again today. She needed them, was the sad truth of it. As quickly as she could go from place to place, she lacked the overview, the cunning, the wisdom, the experience and frankly the patience to micromanage every little bit of her kingdom.

“Next, we shall have a game of Imman, Your Grace!” The wrinkly old countess announced. “Aren’t you excited?”

There was a lot of suggestion in her voice.

Laura shook her head, making a decision: “We should not put the fun bits side by side, lest we will have to endure two tedious bits one after the other. We should commence with the trial, I think.”

She was a bit anxious about that and wanted to get it into motion while the judges would still be terrified. They knew the outcome she desired. She couldn’t risk them trying to claim a little victory by denying it to her.

In truth, however, Laura did not even know who the two other judges were. She simply hadn’t bothered, or it rather seemed to have slipped her mind.

The old lady replied, playfully stricken: “Well, I most humbly beg your pardon, Your Grace, I seem to have gotten entertainment and tedium confused. The trial then, very well. The trial!”

She called in a singsong voice and servants carried on the message. With breakneck speed, a small wooden stand and a podium for three were moved in bits onto the field and readily assembled.

Meanwhile, Laura was eating.

Turon Taladan sat by her right hand, left beside old lady Franka, the two of them looking like a funny old couple. Ardan and Devona were not there. Like as not, Ardan meant to participate in the jousting, and Laura could not figure out how such a thing could sit well with his grandmother.

The boy was her heir, the continuation of her line. She had a living daughter who was childless and already forty years old, living in Nordmarken where she had seemingly gotten stuck after her hippie-like attempts at peace-making. There was no new spawn to be expected from that end.

But then, Franka had another granddaughter, Ardan’s older sister through her deceased son Annlir Anneirin Galahan. The currently unmarried, twenty-two-year-old girl had been sent away when it became apparent that life in Albernia might become a little more perilous than usual. The old spinster had apparently hedged her bets.

That was before Laura had come, however, and it could not be held against her. As soon as Laura had found out, she had demanded the girl be brought back to Honingen. Thus far, though, nothing had happened to that effect.

Laura did not want to think about it, since there was much more than enough on her plate as it was. Maybe after today, she thought, if enough ground was covered.

“Throw me another one!” She urged when her belly demanded to be fed something living.

The sound those trebuchets made was funny, like a split second of doom. Another woman came soaring her way this time, tumbling, arms and legs stretched from her body, like a flying starfish, albeit much tinier of course. The flinging did not rob her morsels of consciousness, which had been a concern initially, when she had the idea.

That pleased her greatly. This one was already almost perfectly aimed too. It was all she had to do to move slightly to her right and open her mouth.

‘Easier than catching a peanut.’

The woman had yellow hair. That was all Laura knew of her ere she felt the taste of skin upon her tongue. She did not hold herself up with any inquiries but emptied a wagonload of bread and bacon respectively into her mouth ere she started chewing, squelching the struggling woman between her molars upon the third time she bit down.

It had to suck being so small and helpless.

The other nobles in the stands were largely unknown to Laura. Maybe she had seen this face or that, maybe she had killed some spouses, daughters, sons or parents of some of them, but there were so many that she couldn’t really place them. Wulfric ui Riunad had come, she saw. But he had left the stands as soon as she had started flinging people. She knew it couldn’t sit well with him. His friend was with him, the tall, slightly cadaverous guy, but she had forgotten his name too.

Ilaen Albenblood was there, originally with his entire family. He sat there alone now with a pained expression on his face, which could be on account of wound and fever or because of what he was observing. He had no choice anyway.

The other catapult was ready and Laura gestured, catching this flying morsel after having to lift slightly from her place. To her, they flew rather slow because they were more than a hundred meters away, which suited her.

Apparently though, the light-brown thing with black hair that flew her way somehow managed to bash its head on her canine, subsequently lying unresponsive on her tongue. She ate it anyway, squishing it against the roof of her mouth.

“Franka?” She decided to ask against better judgement. “Tell me, where is that granddaughter of yours?”

She made a point of swallowing the crushed morsel only then.

The old lady gave a withering smile: “Oh, why, Your Grace, I am afraid I do not know! I dispatched riders as you required of me, but I have not heard back from them. As a matter of fact, I believe Jasinai is in Nordmarken. We are at war with Nordmarken, are we not? Ah, there you are, that must be why my riders didn’t get through to her.”

‘Bitch.’ Laura thought, half angry and half smiling with admiration.

It was a rather cunning trick to abuse the fact that she had not yet told anybody about that horrible truce from two days before. No doubt, Ordhan Herlogan had told Franka all about it, sitting there at her shoulder, smiling pleasantly as he was. Also, Jasinai was probably not in Nordmarken anymore, if ever she had been there in the first place.

If Laura pressed the issue, she could expect to be put on the spot as to what had happened with that sizeable Nordmarkener host. Of course, she could take Ardan and Devona and threaten to kill them if Franka did not comply. That would be plump, however, not to mention stupid.

Garvin had gone away after that rebellious, ground-breaking song of his. Laura had rather hoped that he would stay. His scarred, one-eared wife Elia Talvinyr was sitting somewhat beside Ilaen Albenblood, sharpening her sword and looking anxious. That one wasn’t particularly fun to talk to.

But with Laura’s gaze falling upon her, she suddenly rose roaring: “Your Grace!”

Her voice was raw and somewhat ogrish, her demeanour violence given form. She swung her sword like a battle axe and rammed it into the planks, falling to one knee in the same motion.

Laura almost dropped her cart of cheese.

“Your Grace!” Elia Talvinyr bellowed. “I have sworn fealty and obedience to you as one of the first! It would be my greatest honour if you could grant me a small boon of your favour!”

Something told Laura that this was unorthodox, awkward, if not entirely unheard of. Some sounds of indignation proved her right.

“I am a woman!” The ridiculous lady knight went on. “But I can knock any of these men into the dust! Let me prove it to you! Grant me the right to ride in today’s tourney!”

Laura was a little uncomfortable, but also intrigued. It wasn’t any notion about woman’s liberation that motivated her, or any of those other things her professors had droned on about to no end. Rather, it was the fact that everyone here seemed to hate it. That was what could make it worth her while.

She made an ad-hoc decision: “Very well. Granted. But if you lose you must agree to appear before me in pink skirts, singing one of your husband’s outrageous songs.”

That way, Laura would even get something funny out of this, not to mention that everyone who hated her for it would subsequently love her. She had endeared them and showed them that she could do absolutely anything she wanted, with regards to their culture and traditions and such, all in the same stroke. It was brilliant, especially because there was no way in hell a woman could actually win this thing, not even a veritable battle cruiser such as this one.

Elia Talvinyr grit her teeth, nodded, and it was done.

Finally, the outdoor courtroom was complete, and Franka Salva Galahan announced that the judges should take their seats on the podium. This was a very important moment.

The strange twist dawned on Laura’s mind only belatedly.

“Franka?” She asked. “If I sit down on that thing, I’m going to flatten it, along with any of my co-judges. Why are there three chairs?”

“That is a very pertinent question!” The old lady replied, hands on her hips. “Why are there three chairs?! Where are my craftsmen, the men who built this thing?!”

Turon Taladan, tall, slender and not looking a bit as old as he supposedly was, stood up to tower over the countess.

“A simple oversight committed by simple men, Your Grace. I have no doubt there wasn’t any slight intended. Moreover, if I may offer, perhaps a blessing in disguise? It is ill-befitting for the accuser to sit in judgement herself, or at least that would be Your Grace’s enemies’ opinion.”

Laura bit her lip and thought about it for a moment: “You mean like Hakan did with the ill-fated whom he accused and had tortured? Why shouldn’t he face the same?”

She didn’t have the inquisitor tortured, which may have been a mistake.

At her words, Turon Taladan seemed to waver in his conviction, which was not entirely what she expected.

“Your Grace,” he said, licking his lips, “what would be the point of trying him for wrongs and then committing the self same wrongs ourselves? I pray you, let me sit in judgement in your stead. I can assure you, I would dispense justice just as Your Grace would do, to be sure.”  

Laura didn’t like it. She didn’t know if she was being played. On the other hand did Turon not speak a word about fairness or any such nonsense, and she had already trusted him before. He ruled half her kingdom for her, as things stood, and the decisively larger half at that.

“Fine.” She agreed reluctantly. “You shall sit in judgement in my stead. Who are the other two?”

The decision elicited some approval from the ranks of nobility. It remained unclear if that was because this was the right thing to do, which Laura sensed it wasn’t, or because it showed that she could be reasoned with.

It turned out that his reverence Ronwian of Naris, provost of the Honinger Praios temple, would sit in judgement to represent the church.  The judge for the county, Gurvan of Highrock, Laura had never even heard of until this point.

This filled her mind with a terrible uncertainty.

“Not to worry, Your Grace.” Countess Franka assured her. “Gurvan of Highrock has been the foremost justiciar of my court for many years, and he has never given me any reason to mistrust him.”

“My house is of Nordmarken, Your Grace.” The old man added after a courteous bow. “But rest assured that I am not, anymore.”

That did little to dampen Laura’s doubts, however.

Gurvan of Highrock’s garb was of a dark green, almost teal, with a bright-golden tower gate emblazoned on his doublet. Other than that were his hair grey and his eyes stern. That was all she knew.

He had to be in his fifties, judging by his looks, although that seemed to mean little in Albernia. Turon and Franka were both in their seventies and alive, which they statistically shouldn’t have been in medieval times.

The cleric Ronwian of Naris looked a tad younger on the hair, which was a dark yellow, but his skin was just as lined as an old man’s. His eyes were weird, very grey which made him look blind even though he wasn’t, and were horridly at odds with his bright white-golden robes.

When they brought Hakan, he looked younger and fuller of energy than any of them, even though he came from a dungeon cell. His skin was copper, his hair silver and his beard gold, which made for a startling mix. Like as not he had southern as well as Thorwalsh forebears, as his large, strong stature suggested as well. They had taken his mail and his sceptre but left him his black surcoat with the seeing eye.

They had fettered him too, Laura noted, as she had instructed them, back when she had had him seized. His wrists and ankles were chafed raw.

“Ah, the rush to judgement!” He proclaimed after appearing before her. “Go on! Kill me! Doom your soul and all these good, fine people with it!”

She extended her hand, cocked her index finger behind her thumb and dealt him a light, almost gentle flick to the head that sent him smashing to the ground.

‘But a pesky, little fly.’ She thought. ‘Perhaps I should just smash him for real.’

She was swinging a bit, like a pendulum, between observing the rules and breaking them in order to assert her power. It really depended on her mood, but if what she remembered from her history lessons was any good, that actually made her exactly like medieval nobility, who were big on the idea of a rules-based order when it suited them, and all but disregarded the concept when it did not.

“You are to speak, only when asked to.” She told him, sugary-sweet. “And before I kill you, you must stand trial.”

“For which the three of us shall sit in judgement.” Ronwian of Naris sternly grasped the word with a sharp look from his grey eyes.

It was a hint of what Laura had suspected from the beginning, namely that these two creatures of the Praios Church were in cahoots, like birds of a feather. She remembered Belisa Tibradan somewhat suggesting something similar at the time. It all came back to her now.

Then, she had still thought that she herself would sit in judgement, which would tie the vote at one to one, making the judge for the county the decisive one. There was little doubt that Gurvan of Highrock was Franka’s creature. This would suggest an outcome in Laura’s favour, if only Franka hadn’t been so bloody intransparent.

Hakan climbed groaningly back to his feet, spitting out a mouth full of blood.

“See what she is?!” He turned to the people at large. “How can you sit there like docile sheep when your faith is under-”

“You are to speak,” Ronwian of Naris raised his voice sharply, “only when spoken to!”

Hakan silenced at that and turned to the podium with the judges. Turon Taladan was sitting in the middle, his reverence Ronwian of Naris to his right. When the inquisitor’s eyes fell upon Gurvan of Highrock, however, a faint smile brushed across his lips, just for a moment.

It was enough for Laura to see that something was terribly wrong. She was about to open her mouth when Hakan spoke yet again.

“Gurvan of Highrock!” He greeted the man. “How nice to see you, and his reverence of the holy temple as well! Wasn it not a Highrock who held that honour as well, previously?”

The victorious smile he displayed made Laura sick to the stomach. She turned to Franka Galahan in rage.

“What game are you playing with me?!” She hissed, loudly even though it was meant to be a whisper.

Everyone could hear, but no one said anything. The only one she could see moving happened to be Dari, the reason for this trial, slipping into the stands to observe the demise of her torturer from up close.

Their eyes met. It was a terribly painful moment. Laura couldn’t let this victory be taken away from her, let vengeance be taken from Dari.

“Distant relatives, nothing more.” The countess waved off, mumbling. “Nothing to fear, Your Grace.”

It was seeming that all reassurances were doomed to failure and, worse yet, Hakan Praiford had taken note of the exchange.

“Aha!” He roared victoriously. “I knew there was no justice to be expected here! This court is rigged with strings and there towers the puppeteer!”

He pointed his finger accusingly at Laura.

“Well then!” He swelled his chest like a rooster, going on. “I shall confess!”

Honingen had three thousand inhabitants, give or take, and was housing many refugees at this time too, plus the nobility and their entourage. The sound of all of them gasping at once was quite something.

Laura had almost been about to smash Hakan Praiford into a pulp, along the two spearmen leading him. Now she moved away from that idea suspiciously. Part of her was screaming that this was a farce, but since she had already committed to the trial it would be nothing short of a concession if she harmed him now, before the verdict.

She was walking a tightrope.

“Well,” Turon Taladan smiled and folded his long, bony hands before him, “You stand accused of disobeying a direct order from the queen! In defiance of her decree you have tortured most grievously an innocent woman, accusing her of being a witch! Despite having no proof, and you having no authority to do so at the time, you abducted her from the streets of this good city to play sick, perverted games with her for your amusement!”

‘Wow, he’s good.’ A load lifted off Laura’s mind.

The Steward of Bredenhag made it sound as though they were dealing with the worst possible kind of man, even while that man had essentially already declared himself guilty. Hakan had pressed ahead too far and exposed himself.

“If you are guilty of these charges, then we shall now hear your confession.”  

“I am guilty!” The inquisitor rattled his chains noisily after making a broad-legged stand, blood and froth bubbling from his mouth as he did so. “Guilty of trying to protect this good city from the confessed evils of witchcraft! You have all seen these evils at work with your own eyes! The graveyards have been desecrated, the dead are slaying the living, what more does it take to make you believe me?!”

The bushy salt and pepper moustache on Turon’s lip quivered, only for a moment. It was unfortunate that the rebuttal had been so good, but when all was said and done they were just words, whereas Laura was ninety meters tall and so heavy that everyone she trod on burst like a grape beneath her.

The silence that followed was so absolute that when the steward spoke, he needed not even to raise his voice a whole lot.

“You confess.” He said gravely. “With your own mouth, you condemn yourself. I believe I speak in concordance with all here when I say-”

“I wasn’t finished!” Hakan Praiford’s voice sounded evil and hateful. “I know how little justice I can expect from this queen! Therefore, I render my fate to the Twelve! I demand trial by battle! This is my right!”

Everyone seemed to shout over one another at once. Some people were cheering, but at least they were definitely in the minority. The whole trial was getting out of hand very quickly, and when Laura looked down she found an expression of terror on Dari’s pretty face.

A trial by battle, as Gurvan of Highrock explained to Laura after the commotion had died away, was a judgement of the gods. The accused faced his accuser in armed combat to the death. If the gods blessed him, meaning he won, he could expect to walk away unmolested. There were loads of strings attached to this, but that was basically what it meant.

“You mean he can just kill a guy and walk away?!” Laura gasped. “How is this justice?”

“Good question.” Someone mumbled somewhere, or perhaps it was just a voice in Laura’s head.

“In actuality,” Turon Taladan intervened, “in cases of murder the judicial duel can be denied, as is the case when there is insurmountable evidence. Whether this is given is for us, the judges, to decide.” He gave her a sly, fatherly smile that suggested everything would be alright. “But in this case, I think, we can move forward with the duel. What say you, my co-judges?”

Ronwian of Naris screwed up his nose and turned away, saying nothing. Gurvan of Highrock pressed his lips together and gave a nod.

Laura did not understand: “But why? He did it, there is insurmountable evidence, he is guilty, plus he has already confessed!”

“I shall have my sceptre and my mail!” Hakan Praiford glowered at her, smiling. “Now, will I face the witch or can she marshal some champion?”

This was exactly what Laura had been afraid of.

“I will kill you, you sack of rotten filth!” Dari screamed from the stands, her voice cutting through the re-emerging tumult.

Heads were turning toward her, taking in her appearance. Laura worried some people might still think her some kind of menace.

Turon Taladan launched to his feet, spreading his arms, now addressing the crowd and Hakan Praiford conjoinedly: “The woman you wronged does not accuse you, and it is uncustomary for female folk to partake in this thing! This is not a marital dispute.”

He smiled superiorly and laughter followed.

Then he went on: “The Queen is the one who accuses you! Now, she, I hope none here dare deny, is of the gentler sex too. However, there is precedent for a ruling queen to stand in such a duel! Whether she wishes to face you herself, or name a champion, is for her to decide!”

Laura sat there, mesmerized at the poetic justice. After all the talking, she would get to squelch him like a bug and in the same instant prove that he was guilty. She looked down on the tiny inquisitor who, for once, seemed to be lost for words.

The rest was hastened along for time constraints, the chosen battle ground being the Imman field which was next to the tourney grounds in the middle between the two bleachers, Laura’s seat and the tents.

Hakan was only given time for one last prayer which Laura made as difficult as possible by having two more prisoners flung her way, two men this time, which she caught both alive in her mouth and chewed noisily together.

The Imman field was a hundred and forty steps long and eighty steps wide, whereby one step very closely represented one metre. Mud squelched under Laura’s feet as she approached her foe who stood there clad in mail and with his stupid, little sceptre in his hand, forlorn on the big field that wasn’t even as wide as Laura was tall.

The sceptre was the shape of the sun, just like the Chosen One’s had been, but it was clear that this man could not shoot rays of holy light from it.

The audience of thousands was as silent as a grave. It was a tad awkward, because Laura did not know when to begin. Finally, one trumpeter had mercy and blew a fanfare. Then Hakan Praiford looked up at her.

He did neither beg nor plead. Laura didn’t move at first because she was unsure what to do with him. She could do a million things, but as a message to everyone around it was probably prudent to keep this simple. Rather than tearing him limb from limb she sensed that simply stepping on him would hurt him more too, in his pride, where it mattered.

The thought of saying something crossed her mind, but she was too transfixed on this kill, wanting to savour it for herself.

So, she simply lowered her foot on him, waiting only a moment to savour the feel of his body trapped against the ground. She could register some beating against the bottom of her sole and smiled. Then she let her weight settle for a wonderful second.

It were a sigh of relief, and a gasp, that came at once from her lips.

-

 “Janna, please, no!”

Their voices were squeaks like that of mice. Their tiny feet scuttled over the forest floor. There were eight of them, but there had been eighteen when Janna had started. The others were flat corpses in the imprints of her boots.

Christina and Steve were among them. They were the real prize.

‘No.’ She thought. ‘Steve is the real prize.’

Her lips curled into a smile when she felt another tiny runner compact under her weight. She chuckled. Her huge, uncaring feet pounded through the woods as though the trees were made of cotton.

“Steve, come to mama.” She grinned down at them. “Let me play with you for a while, my strong, little boy.”

He was wearing his standard-issue explorer’s suit, but somehow tighter so that she could see how well muscled he was. He was a sweet piece of sugar and she wanted him with every fibre of her body. She wanted him in her, feel him with her most sensitive parts. The others, including Christina, were nothing more than foreplay.

Janna had enough of it. She trod two more of them flat while overtaking her prey, cutting off their path. They were out of breath at this point anyway, panting like tired dogs in the summer.

She towered over them: “Steve, why do you run from me? You know seeing tiny people run from me makes me horny, don’t you? Or was this your plan all along?”

“Don’t hurt them!” Steve begged in response. “Please, Janna, you can do with me what you want but you must stop hurting them, please!”

“Aw, but you made mommy horny, honey.” She cooed. “You know mommy squashes people when she gets horny.”

The locals huddled together for protection. That only made the job easier for her. She moved her sole over them in one quick motion, then lowered it down on them and didn’t stop until she could feel them break.

Christina started howling.

It stopped suddenly when Janna’s gore-dripping sole hovered over her in turn.

“Please don’t do this.” She said with a horror-stricken voice.

Then Janna stepped down.

“Mh, just us two now, Stevie boy.” She said as she lowered herself to the ground, already plucking at her jeans button.

A moment later, somehow, she was already undressed, and Steve’s naked, muscular body was running up and down her labia, propelled by her sticky fingers.

She could hear herself moaning when she opened her eyes to a familiar pain in her stomach, and the scents of earth, grass and sleeping bag in her nose.

“What the fuck.” She sighed, rubbing her face and thinking of her dream.

She oft dreamed of Steve, but she had never called herself ‘mommy’ in one before. She was sleeping too much, she knew. Sometimes, dreams came to her at night, but those were fairly normal. It was when she slept during the day that the weird dreams came, the ones that felt real even though they were utterly absurd. And they were the ones that frightened her.

Laura had gotten up already, she saw. That was probably good in case Janna had said something in her sleep. A touch between her legs revealed that she was as wet as a waterfall, which was unnerving, given that she had sworn off killing tiny people for her arousal.

It had been time to stop. She had become too evil. It was another dream that had proven it to her, the one in which she had been a girl called Bessa. Her heart bled when she thought about how many people she had crushed and eaten, and so many innocent animals too. She still killed a lot of animals just by walking, she guessed, but she couldn’t really do anything about that. Any little fox, rabbit, rodent or bird hiding in their respective places would inevitably be squished or buried alive when she stepped on or near them.

For this reason, she had resolved to avoid walking in the forest.

Her loins demanded stimulation, but she refused to give it to them. She couldn’t give in.

This was Laura’s big day, she recalled, the day she was supposed to hold court, whatever that meant. Janna was just glad she had prevented Laura from murdering the tens of thousands of Nordmarkers, who had been camping in the snow next to that village. That was her greatest victory yet. If truth be told, it shouldn’t be her last victory either. Laura was mean and negligent, and without Janna’s moderation she would surely erect some dystopian reign of terror here in Albernia.

But the situation was complicated, and now apparently even involved zombies. Killing was hard to avoid.

She realized that she would have to get up to get food and see that Laura wasn’t making any mischief. One man had to die today. Hakan Praiford, that was it. Regrettably, her illness prevented Janna from keeping close track of all the goings on.

“B-b-big lady!” A voice in a strange accent called to her from a distance. “Y-y-you n-need anything?”

She bit her lip, trying to ignore her pussy that quivered with anticipation for whomever this young voice belonged to. She forced herself upright, ignoring the pain in her stomach as well.

The speaker was a young serving man of colour, one of Franka Salva Galahan’s. He stood there with his back tilted forward and his neck stretched out, as though he tried to be as far away from her with the rest of his body as he could.

He wasn’t particularly tall, Janna saw, but slim and somewhere between sixteen and twenty years old, sporting a brush of stubbly, black fuss for hair. It should have interested her where he came from, but it really didn’t. Somehow, that made her feel as though she was failing in some duty.

She forced herself to smile which terrified the black youth into swallowing.

“No, not at this time, thank you so much, little man.” She began as amiably as she could. “I would like to ask you a question, however. Where do you come from?”

‘Shit.’ She thought, as soon as the words had left her mouth.

It sounded terrible, like he didn’t belong here, which wasn’t what she meant to imply at all.

“I don’t mean it that way!” She shouted hastily ere he could reply. “I meant only…um…your heritage! Where your…where your…I mean…how…”

There was no good way of asking it, she realized, stricken.

The young servant chewed his large lower lip for a moment, seemingly unsure what to say.

Then he replied: “I, uh, come off a ship, big lady!”

Janna nodded, fighting the thought of what the little black guy would feel like if she put him in, down below. Then she realized what he had said.

“A ship?” She asked. “I am so sorry, that’s not what I meant. I meant…your…people. Is there a place, maybe, where you were once, and then evil men took you away?”

That seemed to confuse him only more.

“Evil men?” He asked. “I…I wouldn’t know. I only knows the ship which were a big chunk of wood, like a hollow log. Sometimes me and the others we had to go pull a rod and get sweaty, and you had to pull real hard or you’d get the whip! I like it here better now. The old lady, she never whips anyone and her knights only do it when we spill wine, and I never spill no wine ‘cause of my hands aren't shaking.”

An awkward, shy smile spread across his poor, little face, pearly white and pristine. Janna’s crotch was twitching.

She swallowed hard: “That’s still terrible! No one should ever whip anybody. If I were to guess that you are not free, and I don’t mean to insult you, really…but would I be right?”

“Free?” His smile faded. “Like when the lady says she don’t need us no more and we can go play dice in the kitchens?”

‘One step at a time.’ She thought to calm herself.

She couldn’t rectify all the evils of the world at once, and this young man’s mind had been broken so thoroughly that he wasn’t the right one to talk to. Franka Salva Galahan was, but Janna would have to make sure not to forget about all the other things that so desperately needed progress. Real allies who would fight for lasting progress along side her, that would be convenient to have. But so far, everyone with whom she and Laura had joined had somehow proven evil. Janna was very much alone so far, and had little reason to get her hopes up in this pre-enlightenment world.

“You can go.” She told the black servant with another smile. “And thank you.”

He all but sprinted back to the entrance of Galahan Palace, no doubt glad to have survived the encounter. Such was Janna’s curse.

Before seeing the light, she might have grabbed him and gotten herself off with him, discarding him afterwards like a used tampon. His fear was justified.

By Laura’s sleeping bag lay the stone dildo, probably retrieved on the day before. But she wanted no piece of that either. Her pussy would have to learn to shut up.

That morning, when she had gotten up to pee, she had seen the rough equivalent of a medieval soccer stadium over by the castle walls. There was a lot of faint noise coming from there now. She knew she should go there.

She didn’t want to, really. Trying to tame Laura was exhausting work.

Smoke drifting out of an open window gave her an excuse to postpone it.

“Furio?” She asked after crawling over without leaving the comfortable warmth of her sleeping bag. “Furio, is that you?”

She had asked it directly at the building, feeling stupid when no answer came. There was practically no seeing through these medieval windows, because they had been cast from many small, thick, individual blocks of glass. Large, clear panes, obviously, were too hard to make in lack of the respective technology.

But then, his head emerged, his long white-brown hair and somewhat scraggly beard, along with his hand, waving the smoke away.

“Janna?”

His speech was thick on account of the pipe in his mouth, steaming dense, white trails, more than usual.

“Do you feel any better?” He asked her.

She shook her head. It was truly annoying. Sometimes, especially after eating, she could taste blood in her mouth, which couldn’t be a very good sign.

It wasn’t as bad as it had been in Nostria, but from a certain point there appeared to be no more improvement, as though the infection had somehow become chronic. If that was truly the case, then she was in trouble. It didn’t bare thinking about.

“I told you, you should stop smoking that damn thing.” She admonished him instead with a hint at his pipe. “It will kill you, Furio.”

Amazingly, a look of defiance played around his eyes. There was something weird about his eyes anyway, looking red and glassy somehow, as though he had been crying. And the smoke from his pipe was thicker than usual, as well as smelling odd.

“Furio,” she gave him a sharp look, “what are you smoking?”

He flushed and his beard moved a bit ere he replied: “Oh, um, I have acquired new pipe weed, meant for Tulamidian water pipes, uh, very wet. Not comparable to Stoerrebrandt’s, but the best I have. Uh, Dari gave it to me yesterday, she took it from a brothel.”

He spoke like a waterfall, no doubt in hopes of muddying up some truth he didn’t want to share. That was his prerogative but Janna didn’t fail to notice that Dari had again done something she disapproved of.

That girl was nothing if not trouble. As soon as a chance presented itself, Janna would kill her. A skilled assassin in Laura’s hands had the potential to cause a lot of mischief, up to and including the starting of wars.

Janna couldn’t let it stand. She should have crushed or eaten Dari when they found her in the snow, but she had been too afraid of liking it and relapsing. So she had tossed her, which had failed and almost started a physical altercation with Laura.

There was no police here. It didn’t bear thinking about it what might have happened if they physically fought each other.

“And why are your eyes so red?” She asked to take her mind off it. “Why are you not with Laura anyway, it sounds like half the city is there.”

“Aha!” He puffed. “Two questions with the same answer! I have been reading!”

“So, so.” She gave a smile. “Reading. And what have you been reading, if I may inquire?”

It struck her that it was good for Furio to be here. The endless travelling had not seemed to go very good on his health, mentally and physically.

“Oh, books, dark and darker!” He replied ominously. “Of black wizardry I have read, and of demons.”

“And why did you do that?” She asked the logical question.

He puffed and exhaled through his nose: “To learn of our foe!”

She waited anxiously, raising her brows and looking at him suggestively, but nothing came. The wads of smoke rising from the head of his pipe had transfixed his attention.

“Furio, are you high?” She asked in annoyance.

Of course, it was the wrong bloody expression.

“High?” He echoed. “No, I am down here!”

Ever since her affliction had proved to be prolonging, her patience had been running perilously short. She had the urge to punch a hole into Galahan palace but resorted to grind her teeth instead.

“What foe do you speak of?”

He seemed confused: “What foe? Oh, uh yes! Why, the black sorcerer, of course! He came to me on the day that the dead rose in Honingen!”

This was very important news. It vexed Janna even more that no one had told her earlier. She had not dreamt of the dark wizard again, but she had not forgotten.

“Well,” she demanded, “what did he want?!”

That seemed to frighten him for some reason: “Oh, he...I couldn’t really say, Janna. It seemed all the spawn of evil and madness to me. I am afraid, however, that we have not seen the last of him.”

“That doesn’t make any sense. How can you not know what he’s about but know he’s bound to be back at the same time?”

For a moment, she felt clever for having noticed this, before realizing that she had missed the much bigger thing, multiple things, in fact.

“Wait, did you fight with him?! Did he make those zombies?!”

Laura had showed her one by wordlessly dropping it into Janna’s hand. She had first mistaken it for a grievously injured woman. The creature had no bowels anymore, its belly a huge, bloody cleft, but that hadn’t stopped it from starting to scratch and gnaw at Janna’s palm. To really drive it home, Laura had then reached over and popped the woman’s head between her fingers like a minuscule watermelon.

Janna had been shocked, good and proper.

“He raised the dead, yes.” Furio admitted reluctantly. “It was them I fought. By the time he revealed himself to me, my powers were depleted. He then used a Transversalis spell to escape.”

“It’s alright.” She consoled him. “You couldn’t have known.”

She felt the urge to pet him, like a sad puppy dog, her anger ebbing away as soon as it had come. She was prone to mood swings.

“I hope I’m there when he comes back.” She added when he did not say anything. “Give me half a chance and he’ll be porridge.”

“Porridge.” He echoed her again, chewing on his pipe.

“Furio,” She went on carefully, fearing to overbear his troubled mind, “I’m so sorry, but I have to ask this. Why didn’t he kill you?”

“Mhh.” He shook his head after some time of consideration. “There is no such thing as reason in a black sorcerer’s mind. Trying to make sense of his actions is a perilous venture, one like to make us as mad as him.”

It might have been an overhastened dismissal born from prejudice and lack of knowledge, but challenge it, Janna could not.

“What are we going to do about him then?” She asked. “Were your books of any help in that regard?”

“So far I know only that he must be mighty.” Furio replied gravely. “The demon he summoned and enslaved was a nine-horned servant of Thargunitoth, one of the most accomplished acts of necromancy I have ever seen. Supposedly, that demon is the mightiest of all her servants and with enough corpses can be used to create a Never-ending War Worm. It is called the Nirraven, or Bone Raven, and to give it form, commonly a dead raven is used. I believe in this instance the summoner transformed the dead bird into something that men would mistake for…for something they might pick up and, uh, carry around with themselves.”

His weird explanation was at a sudden end. Perhaps he realized that she had not understood a word of what he said. When she asked him for simplification he gave a rough treatise on how the twelve archdemons of the Netherhells were each a counterplayer to the twelve gods, an inverse mirror of their virtue. Thargunitoth, as the counterpart to Boron, was female and responsible for necromanc, insomnia and nightmares. Next to the archdemons there were lesser demons that could be summoned into the world to make evil, and the more horns a demon had, the eviller it was, and the harder to control for the summoner.

If truth be told, Janna was listening with growing scepticism. It was confusing to her, given how she had learned that all the gods already had negative aspects of their own. That day when she had a shouting altercation with the provost of the local Praios temple she had made the mistake of appealing to pure goodness.

‘Does not Praios love all people, though?’ She had asked at the time.

Being steeped in monotheism had gotten her carried away, even though she would not call herself a believer.

‘He certainly does not!’ The provost had replied, startling her.

“And the never-ending war worm?” She asked Furio. “What is that exactly, some sort of dragon?”

He shook his head, leaning back in his window seat: “The Never-ending War Worm is so named for the sight of a column of marching, undead soldiers, stretching to the horizon and beyond. Like a worm, you see? It is never ending because the presence of so much necromantic magic causes any living foe they slay to rise again and join them.”

That was a pretty scary thought, but only if one forgot Janna’s size. The zombie on her hand had not been able to hurt her in any way whatsoever. After Laura squished its head, she dropped it, which shattered most of its bones. Still it tried to move and hurt her. That ended only when Laura set her foot on it and ground it out of existence. This in turn wasn’t any harder than crushing a regular person.

“If we ever encounter something like that, let me know.” She said confidently. “Let me take a walk on it. Then we’ll see if it never ends. If that’s the biggest thing our enemy can do then it should be cause for celebration.”

He had laughed mildly at her description of what to do with that War Worm, but he was cautioning her now.

“Do not underestimate him by virtue of overestimating yourself.” He warned. “Your mind is your primary vulnerability, and the mob hanged the man who might have been of use in mitigating this weakness.”

She had nothing clever to reply to that, and even though she had learned a whole host of things that would no doubt haunt her somehow in her weird dreams were they no closer to any answer of the original question.

Furio went on after a moment: “The sorcerer said he needed the demon for something, so it might be that we have need of your stomping feet. That is a good thing, but never cause for levity. Pray, forgive me, I must retire, I have work to do.”

He suddenly rushed away from the window and vanished in his room, there where Janna could not follow.

She wondered what it was like, inside. Probably quite nice. Having to be outside all day everyday was a psychological strain in and of itself. Judging from the chimneys on the roof of Galahan Palace, at least one hearth was burning. Furio could have baths when he wanted to, even though judging by the look of him this wasn’t particularly often the case.

Janna knew she would, though, if she could. There was little she wanted more, except perhaps for some antibiotics and pain killers.

Winter meant that bathing in the river was associated with a lot of discomfort. It wasn’t painfully cold, and at their size she and Laura faced little risk of hypothermia, but it wasn’t exactly pleasant either.

During the course of her illness, Janna had let her standard of grooming slide.

It didn’t help anything, she decided and ventured to pull on her jeans. She stored them inside her sleeping bag so they wouldn’t get wet, cold and all too dirty, but the accumulated use without washing meant that they were still uncomfortable to wear. Her bra, which she took off for sleeping, as always, amazingly was not an issue. Once she had it on and adjusted her breasts, however, she wondered why she was even bothering with it.

‘Perhaps I should try to get drunk.’ She thought.

That would invariably mean that she would have to sleep again, however, and dream all those weird things again too.

When she stood up with intent of going to where Laura was to get some food and wine into her belly, she saw a landscape that was almost free of snow again. That blizzard had been a freak occurrence, but the same sometimes happened on Earth as well, especially at the beginning of winter.

She remembered when she was little and rejoiced at the prospect of a white Christmas, even though it was but early November or something, only to dissolve in tears when all the beautiful snow turned to mud on the next day. This might be no different.

‘White snow.’ She thought. ‘White, white, white, white, white.’

That poor black guy. He must have felt terribly estranged so far north, not to mention that his master was probably a racist who treated him horribly. Janna hadn’t even asked his name. She hadn’t really asked whether or not he was being paid either. Definitely not, she decided. If Franka Salva Galahan was any way like she seemed, she was pulling that ‘paid in room and board’ bull-crap, the oldest trick in the book of the exploiters.

Perhaps Janna should accidentally flatten the old woman. Ardan seemed like a good boy, someone who might be a little more progressive.

‘One step at a time.’ She thought again.

The thing was, there was probably nothing wrong with it if she had some fun with evil people. If she was going to squelch Dari anyway, who was to judge her if she got herself off with her first? One step at a time could mean that each time she stepped down there could be a racist, a rapist or some sexist underneath her foot. She could use her gigantic powers to do good. She had already started doing it, if truth be told. But maybe she should step up her game. If only Laura wasn’t there to stall her, as well as the bug in her gut.

That would give her something to do until that strange black sorcerer showed up again.

-

Being with the ogres was more terrifying than Linbirg had imagined. The huge women loved her, to be sure, and always smiled and beamed when looking at her. Of the men, however, they seemed to swing between suspicion and something eerily darker, reminding her of the way a cook might look at a chicken, or something like that. Similarly, the men were suspicious of the ogres, or looked at them the way a chicken might look at the cook when he came with the cleaver.

During a brief rest in the hills, she had taken measure. One ogress had laid herself down upon a bed of moss to stretch her legs and Linbirg had walked beside her to learn her height. Eleven paces and a little more. If it came to blows after all, it would be an uneven fight.

Perhaps further exacerbated was the discontent between the two groups by the fact that only one of the ogresses spoke Garethi, the common tongue. She was called Mara and was the one whom they had encountered first. She was very willing to act as a bridge between her and Linbirg’s people but was only one among three giant dozen. Together, they were the Children of Marag. Their names were Maragash, Marg, Marax and the such like, too many and too similar not to be confused. Mara was the foremost among them. Strangely enough, not one of them was called Marag.

“One of your ancestors must have subdued them.” Haldan of Ashspring had suggested at one point during the march. “Likely at a time when none but one man was clad in iron or steel armour at Lionstone.”

That did not answer why they had suddenly appeared, however. And they were not the only ones.

“Dragon!” One of the levy men had shouted and pointed towards the sky.

The flying, wondrous, horrifying creature had turned its long, slender neck to look at them, flying by high above towards the Windhag, the enormous mountain range to the south of Albernia. Arguably, the Bordermark was made up of foothills of the Windhag and stories about the Westwind Dragons were known by every child. It was common for young boys to dream of becoming a knight and brave the impossibly tall mountains to rescue some maiden from a dragon’s clutches, just like in those stories. A reliable report of sighting such a creature was not known in modern memory, however, as judged by Linbirg’s late father anyway.

The dragon soon straightened its neck and moved on, never again paying them any heed. Linbirg was almost a little disappointed. Not that she wanted to be close to a dragon. But to see such wonder from so far away only to have it disappear into the clouds was somewhat dissatisfying. She had seen with her own eyes a being that her father had deemed only a myth, an ancient story, yet the entire affair was little more overall than seeing a rare kind of eagle.

Her feelings about it changed only when she saw Mara’s face, teeth gritted and eyes hatefully staring upward, much as though she was used to fearing dragons or having to fight them.

“Beware the fire-breathing lizard, Ironman.” Mara said without looking. “They snatch little humans from the ground and steal them, little female ones like you who have known no male by lying with him.”

Linbirg had felt a cold and her voice quivered: “How do you know this?”

Mara had looked down and cocked her head, and only then did Linbirg notice that the ogress was carrying a hilltribe girl with pale, flaxen hair in her hand.

“Because they only steal humans like this one.” She raised the girl up. “Only the ones that taste best.”

The girl screamed when Mara’s mouth suddenly opened, a pink, watering cave with huge, white teeth in it and a thread of spit stretching between the tongue and the roof. Linbirg had screamed as well, apparently, because suddenly it was all pandemonium. To shut the girl up, Mara shoved her headfirst into her mouth and bit down just past the little breasts. Her jaw moved up mercilessly and her teeth sunk into the girl’s body like an unstoppable force. It only took one moment and everything was full of blood. It ran from Mara’s hand, the corners of her mouth and down her chin, drenching the furs she wore.

Two severed human hands with pieces of forearm fell onto the mossy rocks below.

Agylwart Mardhûr of Grindelmoor, Haldan of Ashspring, knights and levies, they all came in arms, shouting and screaming. Mara did not understand, interrupting her horrible chewing for a moment to scowl at them.

“It’s fine!” Linbirg had to tell them with a voice that shook more than it ever had in her life. “She is eating! That is all!”

It turned out to be the chief reason why they carried the captive hilltribes people with them and it explained the look they gave Linbirg’s people sometimes. To them, people were food. Except for the severed arms on the ground, Mara ate the girl head to heel, bite after powerful bite, saving only a long piece of bone with which she picked her teeth afterwards while Linbirg looked on.

Mara studied her: “You do not like to watch me eat your kind, Ironman. Then why do you watch?”

It was a decent question, one that was playing out in Linbirg’s mind as well. If she was to use these creatures against Firmin ui Lôic, she had determined, then she had to understand what that meant. She was fine with that. Also, there was a strange, terrifying appeal to the display, the power of making an entire human being disappear with barely the effort it took to devour a quail. Firmin ui Lôic could be made to disappear that way, perhaps. And everyone who chose him over Linbirg.

She ignored the question.

“Tell me, Mara,” she asked instead, “did you send someone to summon me to you? Did you wish to treat with me?”

Mara took the bony toothpick from her mouth and inclined her head dutifully, her brown mane swinging softly in the cold, northern breeze. The response conflicted Linbirg. Perhaps the steward had not betrayed her after all. But giving her just the few levies as protection seemed to suggest just that. Perhaps he had grasped the opportunity once it presented itself. She would find out when they reached Lionstone.

Until then, however, it would be a long and arduous journey with much to keep her busy along the way. The ogresses wore furs and raw hides, mostly of sheep and goats and a few rarer things in between. These were layered and stitched or bound together like thread as single furs were simply insufficient. A few wore larger pieces of some beast that had to have been three paces tall at the shoulders and possessed long, brown fur. But even with that, they did not have enough clothing on them to provide any sort of decency. And the humans were walking right beside them, or rather more under them at that, presenting the men with much a view too many of the ogre females’ giant privy parts.

Wappen haus mardhur.png438px-Agylwart Mardhur.png“And what would you be looking at, soldier?!” Grey, grizzled Agylwart reprimanded a spearman. “Think a foe might sprout from betwixt that beast’s legs? Eyes on the road, or I’ll cut them out for you!”

The beast in question was not Mara, but if Linbirg had learned her name she had forgotten it. The ogress did not speak Garethi but must have understood all the same. She hissed and reached down as if to cover herself, only to lift her loincloth upward and look threateningly at the soldier who thankfully already kept his eyes elsewhere. Agylwart craned his neck, however. He took a long, hard look at the ogress’ privy parts and gave a black bark of laughter that made the huge woman’s aggression turn into fear.

It was the end of that incident, but not the last.

Soon after, another ogress came to Linbirg with a worried expression on her face and started mumbling something. Her mouth and chin were smeared with blood just like Mara’s had been when she ate the tribeswoman. Mara herself had gone to speak with a few others further behind and joined them just as a furious knight came from the front of the column, the same direction as the first ogress.

“She ate my horse!” He shouted angrily, then looked as though there was more he wanted to say but did not quite dare.

The ogress, a younger one with a fleshy appearance and huge, innocent blue eyes, pressed her lips together. Linbirg noted something odd about her hair when she looked up. It was the same brown as they all had, more or less wavy, not as fuzzy as Mara’s, but this one had hers bound to a knot and fixed with a huge white pin of something that might have been ivory.

Haldan of Ashspring was close by, inquiring: “Where did this happen?”

The story was another example of how difficult it was for ogres and human beings to coexist in such proximity. The knight had ridden ahead to squat down and heed a nature call in some bushes. Meanwhile, the ogresses were walking mostly outside the column because the path was not wide enough for them and their long legs carried them easily over the rocky hills.

“She found the horse and took it for a wild one.” Mara translated after the ogress explained her version of the story. “She did not see the man and she was hungry.”

The knight was impotently furious: “A wild one, eh?! And what wild horses come with saddles, pray tell me, and also since when do we have wild horses in the Bordermark!”

“It was a stupid horse!” Agylwart who had watched from atop his own steed snarled. “Now, if walking is too much to ask, mayhaps she could be persuaded to carry you like a squalling babe. Just pray she doesn’t get hungry again!”

Fatally, Mara missed the jape and found the idea fantastic. She said a few words to the other ogress who then proceeded to bend down in an attempt to pick up the disgruntled knight, who in turn misinterpreted the gesture as an attack.

He drew his sword in one vile swing, missing the huge fingers coming for him only by a hair’s breadth. The young ogress shrieked and recoiled, stumbling backwards in her haste. Behind her was another knight, listening to the conversation from his saddle. Her heel ploughed into him, knocking his brown mare over like a little toy before coming down upon his leg and the horse’s belly with all her weight behind it.

The mare gave a terrifying scream. Then the belly burst open, spraying all around with blood, including Linbirg. Other horses shied. Linbirg’s almost threw her. And the knight was howling in pain, one leg crushed under his horse and the other under the ogress. Linbirg felt bread and hard cheese beat a retreat from her tummy, but it wasn’t yet where the horror stopped.

The ogress was off balance and her foot started sliding on its heel, the ruined horse acting like a rotten apple on a cobbled street. She fell over backwards, and the last thing Linbirg could see come towards her was the sole of the ogress, grinding the horse to red mush under it.

‘Oof!’

When she opened her eyes, they were all standing around her, men’s faces framing the field of her vision and ogresses’ the rest.

“Isenmann.” An ogress whispered.

“My lady.” Sir Haldan breathed.

Her horse had rolled over her and broken a leg. They had already relieved it of its misery. The knight whose horse had been eaten had cursed them all to the Netherhells and abandoned the cause, and a couple of levies had deserted. The other knight had one of his legs broken in multiple places and lost the other, although thankfully they were able to stop the bleeding.

By comparison, Linbirg had only suffered a few bruises and a cut above her brow that wasn’t deep but hurt abominably.

“We have already caught the deserters,” Agylwart told her when she could walk again, pointing her to where they were lined up on the ground, “all except Lancemyr, that honourless swine.”

An ogress was watching over the six deserters, ready to step on anyone who dared to move.

Linbirg weighed her options before deciding: “Let them go. This is as difficult for them as it is for me. I do not blame them.”

But Agylwart shook his head: “If you show mercy to them, they will run again. If you let them go, more will run. Desertion means hanging. Trouble is, we only have one rope. I was thinking one of the ogres could do it. Quick, but make the others watch.”

“Where is Mara?” Linbirg asked.

She couldn’t see her anywhere.

Agylwart replied: “She and a couple others are hunting Sir Lancemyr. We cannot risk him getting to Lionstone before us and warning them. They should’ve been back by now, but Lance has always been an elusive bastard, especially on foot.”

“Then crush these and let us be going.” Linbirg urged. “But I do not want them to suffer any more than they deserve.”

Agylwart looked up at the ogress and gave a nod, upon which the huge woman acted like Mara must have instructed her, getting into position at the end of the line of men. They were on their backs, eying her fearfully. Agylwart waved everyone else closer.

Again, the ease of it was stunning. The ogress did not even seem to mind her grim duty, smiling down at the men rather more as though she enjoyed the prospect.

One of the damned turned his head to Linbirg: “Milady, please, mercy! I’ll never run again, just have mercy, please!”

“Shut up!” Agylwart barked, motioning the ogress to begin trampling.

The gigantic woman began by putting her left foot on the abdomen of the first two, her foot seemingly sinking through their bodies when the other came off the ground. She did not opt to squish their heads but settled it on their torsos and bellies, their hands powerless to stem her weight.

She was fast enough so that none got up and tried to run again, but they did not die instantly either. That occurred only when she had reached the end of the line and started repeating the process backwards.

“Milady!” Was the last word the talkative one uttered before Hesinde knew how much weight compressed his lungs.

Ribs, hips, legs, arms, collarbones, they all broke and collapsed under the happy ogress. It took less than minute and the condemned were significantly flatter than before.

Linbirg had a look at their hair, then turned to see the surviving spearmen. The lad with the mouse-grey mop upon his head was not among them.

“Are you certain these are all?” She asked Agylwart.

He seemed irritated: “All? All but Lancemyr, aye. I cannot promise they’ll be last to run, but at least the others know now what awaits them.”

“No,” she shook her head, “one is missing. The boy who spoke the hilltribes’ gibberish, do you remember?”

Agylwart pursed his lips: “I have counted the men every time we halted, my lady, I assure you these dead ones were the only ones went missing. Speaking of which, that one is still twitching!”

He spoke louder to get the ogress’ attention, pointing at a crushed man who was jittering on the ground while making strange noises and frothed at the mouth like a tourney horse.

The ogress gave a grunt and walked over to him before stomping on his head with her bare heel. Linbirg averted her gaze while one younger knight, perhaps a squire, started retching so violently that he fell off his horse. She should have held her ears as well to spare herself the sickening crunch of it, like stepping on a rotten branch of wood.

When they were going again it had gotten colder, a northern wind driving the chill into their bones, and before long a light snow was falling. Agylwart did not like this.  

“This is Winter.” He told it as though he knew for certain. “If we have to siege Lionstone may Boron have mercy on our souls.”

Linbirg was sitting the horse of the retching squire, who gave up his mount for her with great respect and led the animal by the reins so she wouldn’t have to ride herself. It was a small mongrel of a common Warunker and something much smaller and surer footed, not a very noble steed by any stretch of the imagination but perhaps better suited to the hills. Her own horse, the one they had killed, had been given to her by her father. She should have mourned the animal, but just now she had so many other things on her mind.

“Why should we have to siege Lionstone when we have these ogres?” Haldan of Ashspring contested the older warrior’s observations. “We should have no trouble storming the castle with them.”

https://albernia.westlande.info/images_albernia/thumb/0/09/Ansicht_Burg_Mardhurs_Wehr.png/190px-Ansicht_Burg_Mardhurs_Wehr.pngAgylwart looked at the younger knight with contempt: “These creatures couldn’t take my little castle, if our lives depended on it.”

That castle was called Mardhur’s Watch and Linbirg remembered what it was like. There was truly not much to say about it, sitting there amidst some misty bogs where men bred cattle to live off cheese and blood pudding. It had a few buildings in its outer wall which only a small part of was made from stone, but the moat outside looked treacherous, as though it could swallow a man and never spit him out again. Mentionable, perhaps, was the enormous bergfried, the keep, which was perhaps twice as tall as any of the ogresses, tremendously dwarfing the rest of the castle.

Haldan laughed ungenerously: “Are you mad? They’d walk over that moat of yours as though it were a glorified ditch. Your walls are wood, my lord. And then what?”

“Then we’d hole up in the tower and rain death down upon them.” Agylwart declared.

The ogresses did not carry weapons and no tools that Linbirg could see. It was probably difficult to find or make things large and sturdy enough for them to use in such a fashion anyway, so large and strong were they. And they would have to be easy to hit for any man throwing things at them. The question was whether or not these things would kill them.

Haldan remained in silent defeat for a moment.

Then he asked: “How are we going to take Lionstone then? Shouldn’t we wait for spring?”

“For spring?!” Linbirg intervened despite her better judgement. “While Firmin ui Lôic is running to the new queen, solidifying his position?”

https://albernia.westlande.info/images_albernia/1/14/Ansicht_Burg_Leuwenstein.pngAgylwart explained: “We cannot take Lionstone by storm. Its walls are too high, the ridge too steep and the bridge over the river is made part of wood so it will burn down. Even if we made it into the forecastle, there is no getting past that giant tower. Both gatehouses have murder holes.”

Linbirg listened intently. She did not understand warfare but always liked to hear when Lionstone was praised. The thought that it shouldn’t be hers anymore, that someone might have stolen it, hurt her deeply. It was her home, after all.

“No, Lionstone’s weakness is that its people think you dead.” Agylwart fatherly turned to Linbirg with a grim smile. “When they see you, not to mention your new friends, how could they not see that Firmin ui Lôic was playing them falsely.”

It wasn’t a question and did not have to be. It was as clear as day, all except for a single fly in the ointment.

She pressed her lips together and mustered up the courage: “But what if he denies it? He would deny it, wouldn’t he. He’d say, oh how sorry he was for the misunderstanding, how glad to see me again and all that…”

The worst was that she had no definitive proof that these were lies, but she did not get to say it. Agylwart shushed her with his hand before pointing to his ears, urging her to listen. Faintly, just barely, carried only by the wind, there were…screams. It sounded as though someone was in bloody agony. It sounded like someone was being tortured.

“They must have found the bastard.” Agylwart gave his mount the spurs. “I will ride ahead and see!”

Haldan did not want to be left behind, however, and spurred his horse as well. Linbirg did the same more out of a reflex than anything else, wondering how many more men would lose their lives to her ogresses before they reached the castle.

She followed Haldan and Agylwart in a gallop, ever towards the loudening sounds and screams. It wasn’t long before Agylwart stopped, however, and they encountered a gruesome scene that was even worse than the execution of the other deserters.

They had crushed this man sheer to pulp. Haldan and Agylwart were looking down on it from their saddles. There were remains of clothing and chainmail all smeared with pink blood but the man’s head and face were untarnished. It was him, the man Agylwart had named Sir Lancemyr.

Remnants of skin could be identified if one dared, but other than that it was hard to tell that this head should have had a body at some point.

“Like the ones we found before.” Agylwart muttered, seemingly half to himself. “It’s what they do when given free rein.”

Haldan of Ashspring turned his horse to put a hand on Linbirg’s arm.

“My lady, don’t look!” He urged. “You need not see such things!”

She pulled away, looking intently with Agylwart’s words ringing in her ears. It was what they did. It was what they could do, with barely any effort. It was what they could do to Linbirg’s enemies, anyone who wanted to take Lionstone for themselves.

“Hrgh.” Agylwart scoffed in contempt. “To think that I had him in mind for one of my daughters. Pah!”

He spat at the severed head upon the ground and moved on, galloping aggressively. Haldan followed. Linbirg remained for a moment looking after them, confused why they would still ride on. Then it dawned upon her that if this man had already been crushed to death then the ogresses must have been torturing someone else, someone who was potentially innocent. Otherwise, they would have turned back and gone back to the column.

She rode after them as fast as her horse permitted.

In the hills, riding at such breakneck pace wasn’t easy, of course. The way was narrow and often overgrown with grass, jagged rock shining to the fore here or there. There were boulders and rockslides to avoid and sometimes a lonely gnarled tree not to get distracted by. The path looped and coiled around the features of the land. It wasn’t long before she had lost sight of her companions.

Then, in a small patch of thin woods by a rivulet, her cloak snagged on something and a jolt of fear went through her body. Already in her mind she cursed Haldan and Agylwart for riding ahead of her. They knew she was reliant upon their protection. It was just a tree branch, however, and she breathed again, but when she had spurred her horse back into motion suddenly there was a man in her path.

She had seen outlaws before, but only ever when they were being hanged. This one fit the description, small, dark clothes and dirty. She saw him only for a moment and instinctually pulled on the reins.

‘Idiot!’ She cried in her head. ‘You should have ridden him down!’

That was what a man would have done, surely. But she was but a babe in the woods. It didn’t matter much, though, because she was far too fast and the road too uneven to stop in time. Her horse screamed but the man remained where he was, all up until the last instant when he twisted aside and raised something, and the blade of a sword came flying up at her.

She didn’t know what to expect, whether she would meet Boron or be sent down to the Netherhells for acting unkindly as a child. Perhaps her thoughts about what she would have Marag’s Children do to her enemies would doom her. That would have made her laugh.

Death certainly seemed to involve a headache, however, a thumping in her forehead as well an uncomfortable pressure in her guts. It also splashed droplets of icy water on her, and she could hear the sound of wet leather boots.

When she opened her eyes, the world seemed upside down. She was being carried through the countryside by way of a small, rocky stream. A pair of thick leather boots was before her, splashing through the water quickly, hastily, stopping here and then jumping to some shallower ground there to continue. The movement and her carrier’s shoulder in her stomach were making her sick so much that she couldn’t appreciate not having died yet.

She groped for her sword on her belt but couldn’t reach it, and her sudden movement made her abductor stop. He flung her forward and pushed her down, kneeling with her in the water and pressing his finger to his mouth to bid her be silent, surprisingly kindly for an outlaw.

Of course, he would have liked her to be silent, she realised. But she wouldn’t make such an easy hostage.

“Help!” She screamed into his face defiantly. “Help! Someone help me!”

“Shhhh” He made, his eyes widening, pressing his finger harder against his mouth.

He wore a padded leather coif and a brown cowl over his shoulders. His tunic was green and a bit thin for the weather. His face was smeared with mud. No honest people would ever step beneath Praios’ gaze this way. And he had small branches tugged in all over himself, the better to hide from justice among the wilderness.

“Help me!” She screamed again with as much vigour as she had. “Hel-!”

Finally, his hand wrapped around her nose and mouth, so hard that she couldn’t twist, couldn’t turn or even breathe anymore. She hoped he would release the grip or she would die here.

“My lady!” He whispered urgently. “Please, shut up or you’ll get us both killed!”

She stopped struggling at once, knowing the voice. She looked at him differently.

He must have felt the strength go out of her body, because he let her go at once. She took deep breaths, heavy, and a shaking took hold of her that turned into violent sobs. Her eyes were clogging up with tears but she was certain she knew who her captor was.

His name was Johril of Dragonspite, First Sword of the barony, who had received his spurs from Linbirg’s very own father and had served house Farnwart loyally since before her birth.

“You?” She whispered to him through her tears.

She felt so betrayed. If even he was in league with Firmin then all was lost, Agylwart’s plan to take the castle never workable.

“I apologise, my lady,” he inclined his head, “I did not know it was you. I would have split your head had I not recognized you in the last instant. It was all I could do to turn the blow flat. But you were unconscious and I had to carry you!”

Linbirg did not understand: “Where are you taking me?”

“To Lionstone, of course!” He was enthusiastic. “It was said you had surely died but…”

He looked as though seeing her alive made him sublimely happy. That made Linbirg very happy as well.

“You are not with Firmin?” She asked, wiping away her tears.

He was perplexed: “Your steward? He rode to Honingen to answer the summons of that great beast they call queen now. She summoned all the fancy lords and ladies to take their vows and…well, we heard you were dead! We heard these monsters killed you, how did you survive?!”

He looked at her as though she was a saint, blissfully unaware. She threw herself at him, hugging him and crying with joy now, not hurt anymore.

“Oh, you blessed fool!” She cried. “If only you knew! The ogres are my friends! They aren’t violent to me, and they call me Isenmann, which means Ironman, because at some point there must have been an ancestor of mine in iron armour who subdued them and made them swear allegiance to him!”

Slowly but with clear determination he pulled out of the embrace, looking at her with deep concern in his eyes.

Johril had never been much to look upon. Three-days-old stubble framed his common face oft as not, and it was worse than that now. He was neither short nor tall, nor did he ever garb himself in any splendour. He preferred wools and leathers. A nasal helm and chainmail were the most extraordinary things he could ever be seen wearing. That was to say nothing of his skills, though. The man had not become first sword on account of blood.

But even at his usual, Linbirg had never seen him with mud on his face, nor parts of plants sticking out of his clothing.

“Why are you here?” She asked him.

Wappen haus dragentrutz.pngThere was much more she needed to inquire, she realized now, such as when Firmin had departed, if he had said anything, what roads he would be taking. Also, she realized only now that the name of Dragonspite suddenly received an eerie relevance. Even his sigil was a dragon, yellow on green with some red in there too although the old surcoat he sometimes wore was so faded that it was hard to tell. Dragonspite was a settlement with an old, fortified tower just at the border to the Margraviate of Windhag. Perhaps at some point it had been put there to guard against dragons.

There were so many questions, she didn’t know which one to ask first.

“Did you come to rescue me? And did you see the dragon?”

He looked at her seriously: “We thought you were dead, my lady. Our mission was to avenge you. Now that by some miracle we have you back alive it should give our men sufficient morale to fend off these murderous creatures that have come to disturb your peace! Did you have a chance to see how many there were?”

She shook her head in bewilderment: “Jo, you are confused. The ogres are friends not foes!”

“You are mad with fear, my lady.” He said, not responding to her calling him by the name she used for him when she was little.

He had called her Lin in those days. But those days were gone.

He got up very suddenly, pulling her gently: “Come, we must be going. We are out of the woods, but not out of peril yet.”

“To go where?” She asked. “Where are we, even?”

Nightfall was approaching at this point. Perhaps if Agylwart and the others would light a fire they could find them more easily.

“To our forces, of course!” Johril whispered. “Let the men see you and give them heart! Then I will have an escort bring you to Lionstone.”

“What? What forces?”

He sighed: “Rigan is marching the whole barony south. Firmin has called the banners. I was leading a scouting party before these beasts fell upon us.”

She was speechless: “They fell attacked you?! Oh, what a grave error! Firmin is the enemy, I had no idea you were not in league with him! What of Rigan, though, can we be sure of his loyalties?”

Rigan ui Lôic was slightly younger than Johril, and Firmin’s son and heir. As master of arms at Lionstone, he too had been a good friend to Linbirg and a loyal servant of her father. And like Johril, he had been sent away before Linbirg was dispatched to meet Marag’s Children. Still, there were doubts in her mind.

“His loyalties, my lady?” He asked in despair. “You know him! You know where his heart lies!”

He was helpless due to his own misunderstanding on account of his lack of knowledge, but he was also misinterpreting his shortcoming as Linbirg’s.

“I cannot go to Rigan without my ogres!” She protested, tugging at his grasp of her arm.

In response, he assaulted her, grabbing her by the waist and heaving her back upon his shoulder.

“My lady, I am sorry but you are not of sound mind!” He declared. “Now please, you are safe with me so long as you stay silent!”

She didn’t know what to do to make him understand. There were many things she didn’t understand herself.

“Johril, no!” She shrieked. “You can’t do this to me!”

Mara had committed a grave error indeed. She must have somehow seen the scouts and mistaken them for more deserters. Like as not, Agylwart was to blame. He hadn’t made it clear to her that not every man they encountered ahead of the column was to be regarded as outlaws. She could only imagine what it had been like for Johril and his men, to be at the receiving end of so much power and lust for destruction.

It truly spoke to Johril’s abilities that he had been able to escape the slaughter unharmed.

“Johril,” she tried to reason nonetheless, “I am sorry Marag’s Children did this to you! It was Agylwart’s fault, he didn’t tell them. We…we had no idea you were there! We had desertions on the march and we wanted to catch the runners! It was sheer bad luck that you were there!”

He grunted and seemed to carry her just a tad more roughly, tossing her upwards on a jump and letting her belly crash onto his shoulder. Or maybe, Linbirg was just imagining it.

“Bad luck, my lady?” He whispered. “They butchered us. I could hear them laughing as they tore one of my men apart. They took turns kicking and stomping on men until they were dead. The one who could speak our tongue, she got a hold of my two fastest runners. Two brothers they were and she put the first one down and sat upon him, making the other plead for his...when the first one was done, she took a healthy bite from the second and tossed him away like a rotten pear.”

She had to swallow hard to remain calm: “It was an accident! They thought you were my enemies! They didn’t know! You have to believe me!”

He only gave a ‘hmpf!’ and tossed her up again as he jumped upon the bank of the rocky rivulet to move faster. She had to appeal to him in some different way.

“Ask Agylwart.” She changed her angle. “Ask Haldan of Ashspring or any of the knights from Grindelmoor and Ailintir. You, didn’t you see Agylwart and Haldan riding by you in the trees where you struck me in the face?”

It still throbbed, including in a place where her head should have already ended. A welt was rising. But it only added to her earlier experience of being barged over by an ogress’ foot. She remembered her horse, the one the squire had given to her after the incident and wondered were it might have run to. It was bad enough to lose one horse in any given day. She had lost two.

Johril of Dragonspite replied in a soldiery fashion: “Agylwart Mardhûr of Grindelmoor. Firmin warned us of him. He said that if he did not answer the call to arms it was likely that he and the beasts were in foul play. It would seem he was right. I’ve never liked the man, in truth, nor he me. And Sir Haldan is part of it too, yes?”

Linbirg could have retched at his reply, as well as the shaking and his shoulder in her stomach. She felt a little like on a ship, although in truth seasickness was only something she knew from stories. He made it sound as though he could be Firmin’s creature after all, and all that it entailed. For now, however, perhaps it was best to find that out.

“You are wrong!” She told him bluntly. “Firmin is playing you for a fool. He wants to snatch my title away from me. That’s why he sent me to treat with the ogres while he rides to Honingen to meet the Queen. He wanted Marag’s Children to kill me, but he did not know there was an ancient pact, binding them to me and my family.”

He did not heed her, though: “I understand being captured is quite a shock. I have seen it many a time. Oft times it goes so deep that a man forgets his allegiances and wishes to become his captor’s ally. And you are but a girl. The Twelve held their hands over you, Lin. They kept you alive. You are safe now. You will come to reason in time.”

There it was. Lin. His pet name for her. Was this a trick? Was she being fooled? Could he be right about Agylwart’s ambitions? If there was a plot, but she suspected it in the wrong place…

It seemed odd, now, the way of certainty with which Agylwart had laid open Firmin’s betrayal. But Linbirg liked the old, grizzled warrior. If only it had been simpler. Just now she only knew one thing. She did not want to step before Rigan ui Lôic without the protection of Marag’s Children, for theirs was the only loyalty she was sure of.

“Johril,” she tried, “for the love you bear me…”

“Shhh!” He suddenly made in alarm, ducking down.

He pulled her forward in front of him, looking at her briefly with an apologetic look on his face. Then, again, he held her mouth shut, but at least he allowed her to breathe this time. The air from her nose sounded loud against the side of his callused hand.

When he turned her around, she saw why he had shushed her. The shallow valley they followed through the hills split before them, left and right, and from the right a huge ogress entered into their view, looking far and wide over the ground as though she was searching for something.

‘No, someone,’ Linbirg understood, but if that someone was she or just another of Johril’s scouts to make a mess of, she had no way of knowing.

Johril’s heartbeat was fast. She could feel it through his chest against which he pressed her. He dragged her with him back into the shallow stream and hunkered down against the mud and grass where the water had eaten through the landscape. The water was icy cold.

The ogress slowly turned her head, her nose moving. She was smelling something.

“Isenmann!” She suddenly roared and came storming towards them, like a hound from a leash.

Johril’s body jolted. He let go of Linbirg and she could hear the sword scraping out of its sheath. She turned around in fear, half anxious that he would try to murder her, just as a last service to Firmin before his death. But he did no such thing.

His eyes were transfixed on the ogress even while he jumped over Linbirg as though to protect her. The absurd size difference became more apparent with every step of the ogress.  

But Johril truly was a resourceful warrior. Instead of waiting for his charging attacker, he dashed forward, swinging his sword while screaming bloody murder. The huge woman plummeted clumsily to her knees and was coming for him with her hand outstretched. She wasn’t Mara, nor the innocent looking one, but another, a harsher one with a grim look upon her face and only a light, shaggy curl to her long brown hair.

He stabbed violently, leaning his whole body into it, sinking his steel into the ball of her hand. The ogress screamed and recoiled backwards even while all her massive weight was pushing forth. Her legs slid out from under her, uprooting the grass and digging up rocks from the ground and forming small mounds before her shins. Her buttocks hit the earth with a thump that could even be felt in the river, but Johril was already making his next move.

It looked unbearably handsome, Linbirg couldn’t help but think for a moment as her valiant yet ill-informed protector spun and slashed at the oncoming sole of her foot. A red line could be seen where his sword had parted the ogress’ skin. But that was all.

Now, he was in peril, as he learned when her hands were coming for him once more. Ogresses could move quickly for their size, making them even more dangerous than their enormous size already suggested. Johril slashed again, a wide arc over his head, the edge of the blade biting into the ogress’ finger. She howled and again withdrew the hand he had struck, but the other one was already coming and he did not have his sword in a good position.

He tried another slash but seemed to abandon it when she was quicker than he thought, cowering away only to be enveloped by her fingers curling around his chest and arms.

His sword merely bobbed up and down when his feet left the ground while the ogress lifted him. She was crushing him in her grip so much that he could barely move a wrist. The weapon tumbled to the ground when he saw where she took him. Linbirg could see his mouth in silent scream.

She wondered if she should call out, stop it somehow. Perhaps it might have proved to Johril that she had been right all along. But she did not. She did not say a word. And the poor fool died ignorantly.

It all happened as quickly as they had fought. The ogress brought him up to her opened mouth, inserted him feet first as far as she could muster and then simply bit into him above the waist until his spine snapped, at which time she proceeded to grossly fold and shove the rest of his body into her mouth.

It was a big lump, her cheeks puffed-up like a hamster’s, but her jaw had some room to move still, and it started working right away.

“Ibenmum!” She mumbled over Linbirg while noisily chewing Johril of Dragonspite into more manageable dimensions.

“I need Mara.” Linbirg said after an eerily uncomfortable moment. “I want to go back to the others.”

The huge ogress did not understand and cocked her head. She was unmistakably one of Marag’s Children, and yet a cold feeling settled in Linbirg’s bones. Being alone with this giant creature laid bare how powerless she truly was. If the ogress fancied a second meal over her precious Isenmann then there was nothing Linbirg could do about it.

“You’ve done well!” She added quickly. “You have saved my life, I am very grateful to you!”

“Hmm!” The ogress smiled bloodily, a thing that did not extend to her grim eyes.

Perhaps she was just born that way, Linbirg reasoned.

The ogress leaned forward and slid onto her belly, all the while watching her with her brown eyes. She was still chewing on the First Sword of the Bordermark while doing so. Huge or not, a fully grown man was a bit much for an ogress to eat in one bite. It usually took three or four.

She needed to get out of the water, Linbirg realized. Standing in the riverbed made her seem smaller than she already was, not to mention that her feet were wet and turning into icicles. Her bruised and exhausted body yearned for a sit at the fire, a change of clothes and a swallow of nice, hot wine. She climbed out, but when she did so a warm wind was hitting her, and when she turned her head she saw the ogress’ monstrously huge face looming over her.

“Don’t eat me!” She cried without thinking.

It was a stupid thing to say, lest she put ideas into this giant head.

“Isenmann.” The ogress was smiling coldly.

She had swallowed her meal.

There was something about her breath, however. It was warm and felt slightly of blood, but it was also…different. The ogress was breathing heavily. Not in the way one breathed after exertion, though. That was the issue. And Linbirg knew that kind of breath. There had been a day, it was around the time her first ever moonblood had been upon her, that her father took her aside and explained to her in very clumsy terms how a man went about laying with a woman. She remembered it as terribly awkward but had found solace in the fact that it did not seem to take much effort on the woman’s part.

Her own body she had not thus far explored in this matter. She had learned it belonged to her future husband and she had been busy besides. She had never touched it. She hadn’t dared. It frightened her. Sometimes, though, sometimes in the saddle when the way was smooth and the rhythm of the horse’s trot pressed the heavy leather of the saddle up against her. That was from whence she knew that breath.

Another gust of hot air washed over her, blowing her hair. The ogress rose, her eyes on Linbirg, back on her behind and pushing her hips forward. There was something demanding about it, something eerily inescapable.

‘I will have my pleasure off you.’ Those cold, great eyes above were saying. ‘And I will have it now.’

And there was nothing Linbirg could do.

She didn’t want to die. Surely, this violated the ancient pact or whatever was binding Marag’s Children to Linbirg. But perhaps it was different for some of them, perhaps they behaved differently outside of Mara’s commanding influence. Whatever it was, Linbirg had to make it through this.

The ogress pushed away the heavy curtain of furs between her legs revealing a bush of brown hair and the outer hints of her giant womanhood. Linbirg wondered if there were male ogres and shuddered at the thought of how they must be made. A grunt, a shove, two fingers pushing on either side of it and pulling it open, revealing a glistening pink inside. Things like this weren’t meant to be looked upon, surely. None of this was meant to happen.

Tears were running down Linbirg’s face as she was pushed towards it from behind until her cheeks touched it. She was down on her knees too, subdued and taken advantage of.

The smell was irritating and seemed to penetrate her very mind, the feel of the skin alien, damp and leathery. The ogress grunted again, crushing Linbirg’s head against the pink, damp skin. When she looked up upon the sound, she saw the ogress performing a licking motion with her tongue. Linbirg did not want to die.

If she could remember as little of this as possible, she thought while doing what was asked of her with tears streaming from her eyes. The one who did this to her was enjoying the moment, breath after deep breath, appreciating every time Linbirg’s tongue travelled over wherever her head was guided. Linbirg’s eyes were closed but she was forced to witness it with all her other senses. The worst was when a finger, as thick as the branch of a great tree, came down to crush her face into it, all to the moans of the gigantic woman.

When it was over, her abuser was very nonchalant. She stood, cleared her throat and adjusted her furs, then proceeded to pick Linbirg off the ground firmly by the waist. To travel in this fashion must have been akin to flying, but Linbirg was too numb to take it in. Along the way, they ran into other ogresses stalking the hills, giant predators hunting for tiny, helpless prey. Then Mara was there.

“We feared for you, Ironman.” The ogress eyed her with concern. “A man took you? What happened to your head?”

Linbirg looked to the ground but she was still alone amongst ogresses. Sobs started to well up in her chest again and all she could do was nod.

Mara took her from the other ogress and exchanged a few more words in that old, brutal tongue. Then Linbirg was pressed into the thicket of dirty pelts that covered Mara’s bosom.

“You truly are the Ironman.” Mara said warmly enough. “We should have protected you better.”

‘Yes.’ Linbirg thought. ‘But who will protect me from her?’

The offending ogress was limping on her injured foot beside Mara as if nothing had ever happened. There was no shame at all, no hint of rue. It was a great injustice. But she did not speak the common tongue.

Linbirg decided that she trusted Mara enough with this: “She…did things to me. The one who saved me. She…forced me…between her legs.”

Mara lowered her gaze in surprise: “Of course. You are the Ironman. This is the bargain.”

It didn’t make a whole lot of sense to Linbirg and all she could do was stare back.

A smile played along Mara’s lips: “Do you not know the story? Many summers and winters ago, long before the earth swallowed up my kind, the Isenmann came into Marag’s valley intent on slaying her. She was always preying upon your little people, you see, hunting them for food and to make toys for her children to play with. She had never seen a man wear the shiny garb of iron that he wore, however, and so rather than to eat him or give him away, she kept him, all to herself. She liked the way his iron clothes glittered when they caught the light, and he was bigger than any trinket she could snatch off your kind before.”

Linbirg did not like where this was going, and her discontent must have shown because it made Mara laugh.

“The Isenmann was a clever little fellow, however, and once he understood that he was only a trinket to her, he grew rather bored and lonely. Then, one night, he couldn’t stand it anymore, so he climbed between her legs and did…it…to her. She awoke, of course, and saw him, but the pleasure was so great that she did not want him to stop. Afterwards, she wanted it from him most every night, and when her daughters that were old enough learned of it they made him do it to them until they almost killed him. Marag couldn’t live without it anymore, so, clever as he was, the Isenmann made her a proposal. Defend my lands against the fire-breathing lizard, he said, and once every new moon I will come back to you. And ever since that day, Marag and her children defended the lands of the Ironman, and once every new moon he came into their valley to fulfil his end of the bargain.”

“But why?!” Linbirg interjected before any more of the frightening tale could come to light. “The Ironman is dead and so is Marag, isn’t she?! What do we care what they did many, many winters ago?”

Mara giggled: “Listen to the story, little one! Because when it came to pass that Marag was burned badly by the fire-breathing lizard, and she lay there dying, she made the Isenmann swear an oath that he would continue to give his gift to her daughters, and their daughters as well, and that after his death his heirs would carry on upholding the bargain until the end of time. And she died. An oath made on the bed of death is magic, don’t you know?! And when he became too old and frail to go up into the hills, he made his son go in his stead as he had promised. And that’s why we are here.”

“How do you know all this?” Linbirg challenged her at once.

Calling it into question seemed like a reasonable idea if reason counted for something.

Mara laughed again: “From my mother. And she had it from her mother, and she from her mother and so on and so on. I do not know how many. I know only that it is so.”

It dawned upon Linbirg then that if not for this horrid old legend she would be chewed to pieces swimming in Mara’s belly. She banished the thought quickly, but the flipside of that coin did not look very rosy either. It seemed like she was caught.

“Do…” She found it hard to find the words. “Do I have to…must I do it to all of you?”

“Once every new moon. Do not fret. Like Marag, we do not wish to overburden our little Ironman. You are the only one who can give this gift to us.”

Linbirg felt her head throbbing with all this news. This last bit didn’t even seem to make any sense either. If Linbirg could be forced to do it, then surely Mara and the others could force any other human being to do it too. They could even do it to each other if by some miracle they would someday forsake the ways of violence. That was unlikely, of course. But if they needed people, then they could just use prisoners, or peasants or Linbirg’s enemies. Perhaps that was the solution, provided she would be believed.

“Once with each of you, every month?” She asked again before pressing her lips together.

But no matter how many questions she posed, none made it past Mara’s laughter, not even the suggestion of using some human man who might be able to enjoy the task, or having a male ogre do it. Male ogres, from what Linbirg could gather, were only ever interesting for their gifts.

Ultimately, Mara clicked her tongue: “Now you’ve done it, little one. You’ve asked me so many questions about it that I need to have it, right here and now! Do you think you could…?”

“No! No!” Linbirg squirmed in the hand around her bottom. “Please don’t make me! Not now!”

“Ha, ha, ha!” Mara threw back her head, her mane flying. “I was only teasing, little one. Get some rest. But remember, it won’t be long before there is a new moon.”

And there were three bloody gigantic dozen of them. It was truly terrible.

The shock of the unexpected duty ebbed away when she was set back down among her own kind. There were wine, hard cheese and many questions as well as some criticism of Haldan and Agylwart for almost getting their liege lady captured.

Linbirg stuck with the tale of the abduction, not mentioning that it was possible Johril genuinely believed he had rescued her. She kept that part to herself but started watching Agylwart closely.

The ogresses had turned the scouting party into their supper and unfortunately left none to be questioned. That left them in the unknown as to where the big host was.

“If someone got away, they know we’re coming.” Haldan was saying.

Mara, watching from on high, patted her belly, normally lean and flat but slightly bulged now: “None of them did.”

The only thing certain was that it had been a very large party, suggesting an even larger host, according to Agylwart.

“If Rigan knows we’re coming he’ll ambush us on the morrow.” The old warrior said darkly. “We will have no choice but to send our own scouts.”

Linbirg was sceptical: “Yes, but isn’t this what you wanted?”

She watched his reaction carefully but his face might have been carved from rock.

“A pitched battle is better than assaulting Lionstone, aye.” He replied. “But walking blind into a trap is a challenge I am too old for.”

Linbirg had liked his wisdom before. Now she found it belittling. She also sensed a distinct lack of respect from the old man. He didn’t address her properly and never asked her for her opinion. What Johril had said about him had sounded unlikely at the time. But she did not doubt Johril’s convictions.

When it came to sleeping, she pushed herself into the foreground. No longer should men think Agylwart was the one really in charge.

“Sleeping side by side is too dangerous.” She declared. “The ogres might roll over in their sleep and crush you.”

She therefore divided the camp into ogres and people, choosing for herself to sleep with the ogres. Many questioned her on that decision, as she knew they would, but Agylwart was not one of them.

That night, while she leaned against Mara’s arm and listened to the digestive gurgles of the ogress’ belly, she thought about what she should do. There were eyes and ears everywhere, however, because Agylwart had insisted on posting many sentries. He feared Rigan might fall upon them in the night. So, she had no way of telling the ogress what her conclusions were.

After Mara had drifted off to sleep, Linbirg could tell she was being taken. Another ogress leaned over and gently took her away, wordlessly leaning back and spreading her legs wide for Linbirg to do her duty. It was considerate of the ogress not to moan too loudly, and to guide her in the darkness.

But once Linbirg had fulfilled her end of the bargain with the first did the next one snatch her.

Three giant women abused her that night before they finally let off her. That left three and thirty. Mara had left out what would happen if she couldn’t do it. But then again, Mara was one of those three and thirty, and Linbirg knew what that might mean.

She got a taste of it that night too. The third ogress wasn’t as considerate as the others. She was younger than Linbirg’s age, by the brief look of her Linbirg in the light of a waning moon, and neither experienced nor patient. And Linbirg wasn’t very good at what she was doing.

This led to discontented moans and grunting. But the hand that before had guided Linbirg’s head never came this time. It was a sorry affair that left them both dissatisfied.

Eventually, the young ogress drifted off to sleep and closed her legs with Linbirg in between them, leaving her stuck and unable to free herself no matter how hard she struggled. Attempts to wake up her new captor resulted in the giant young woman turning sideways and crushing Linbirg under the weight of her leg.

Perhaps it wasn’t negligence but malice, revenge for the disappointment. Whatever it was, Linbirg almost lost consciousness for the third time that day. It might have been the end of her, had the disgruntled behemoth not released her in the last instant.

Morning found her sore but safe back in Mara’s arms, and strangely warm too. That warmth gave her strength. It was early, not truly sunrise yet as Praios’ disk was still hiding beyond the horizon.

She touched Mara’s giant cheek to wake her up, demanding: “Carry me.”

That seemed to be all the information the ogress needed. They wandered through the hills until there was a sufficiently secluded place that had clear running water. Mara put her down so she could wash herself.

Excitement of the female sex led to wetting, she had been instructed once. Ogres were no different in that regard, and that wetting had now crusted upon her skin like salt, and particularly in her hair.

Mara washed herself too, smiling knowingly. Then she came over Linbirg and pushed her to the ground naked.

“Wait!” Linbirg shouted. “What are you doing?”

The times before had been different, with the ogresses on their backs and their furs still on, despite everything. Mara on the other hand seemed poised to sit down on Linbirg’s body and crush her.

“Recline yourself, Ironman.” The ogress husked. “I want to teach you this way. Remove your clothes. It is better without them.”

Sleeping in mail was nothing Linbirg wanted to make a habit of, but among the ogresses she had never taken it off thus far. That had been before Mara’s story, however, and had been a superstition. Even without steel upon her body, she was still the Isenmann.

So, she stripped down as she was asked to do, only hesitating when it came to her smallclothes. Nakedness meant vulnerability, but then again, not even her hauberk would prevent any harm if Mara decided to sit down.

The ogress watched her from above, a playful look in her eyes: “Well then, Ironman, which part of it don’t you understand?”

“I...I know it involves my mouth. I just...I just don’t know where...”

“Where to put it?” Mara laughed and spread her legs wider, pointing with her finger.

It was a grotesque view.

“See this? This is where the pleasure lies. If you just lick there for long enough, that is it. But that’s not how fun is made. No, the fun is everywhere but there. Keep the best for last, do you understand?”

Linbirg shook her head: “But that’s sufficient, I need only to know wh-!”

Without warning, Mara’s huge, ogrish behind came crashing down on her. It was well that she was naked, or else Mara’s crotch would have drenched her clothing. The ogress was well and truly excited.

The problem was that she was also angered. She didn’t sit down with all her weight or Linbirg would have been squashed, but as things stood, that point she supposed to save for last was hanging right in her face while Mara’s heavy butt cheeks were weighing on her body.

Sufficient is not enough!” Mara scowled from atop, seemingly unaware how nonsensical it sounded.

Linbirg got angry as well, despite her fear. All this mistreatment was clearly not part of the bargain. She could barely move her arms to beat against the colossal arse crushing her.

“Let me go!”

“No.” Mara replied matter-of-factly. “I will only get up if you do it right. I will help you. If you feel like drowning, hit me with the flat of your hand. I will let you breathe then.”

How absurd that was, went through Linbirg’s head when Mara started to shuffle forward on her knees. Then, the ogress lowered herself a bit more, increasing the pressure but also plunging Linbirg’s head right into her wetness.

It was no use struggling now. And Mara was right. Linbirg had to learn this craft, this skill, this duty, lest her value diminished. If she wanted her ogresses to crush her enemies, then she had to do this. That did not make it comfortable, though, and neither did it help her breathing.

Mara giggled obliviously: “I’m sorry I have to put you through this. It is only for your...ooooh, for...oooh, yes, good!”

It was hard not to drown in it. Linbirg’s hair was soon dripping with that wetness. The taste was strange, the feeling even stranger. But it was her duty. The thing that worried her the most was the soft but firm pressure the beginnings of Mara’s butt cheeks were putting on her chest. Any misjudgement, overexcitement or negligence on the ogress’ part could mean to get every rib in Linbirg’s puny little body broken.

But then, much quicker than Linbirg would have dared to hope, Mara lifted herself off, shuffled backwards and came back down. The skirmishing was over. It was time for the battle And Linbirg gave it her all, disgusting and demeaning as though she found the task.

When it was done, she did not care to venture a guess of how much from Mara’s wetness she had swallowed. She took another cold wash and made to redress herself, but Mara once again started to pin her down.

“I enjoyed that, Ironman.” She smiled. “Perhaps one day, so will you.”

‘If I were a man, then maybe’, Linbirg thought.

It was oft hard to understand what went on inside a manly head. But that wasn’t what Mara had in mind. Instead, her huge, ogrish tongue come out, the same that had tasted a young tribeswoman and at least one of Johril’s scouts the day before, and began to worm its way in between her legs.

She shouted: “No, no!”

But it was no use. The huge, pink, uncomfortably warm muscle pushed her apart as though she was made of straw. Mara’s spit was on her skin, and then the tongue, much too huge for her, was rubbing up against her own crotch. A giant hand came up to push her down, ending her struggle easily. It was terrible.

Mara was gentle enough, as gentle as a beast of such proportions could be. One of Linbirg’s arms was pinned so hard against the ground that it started tingling, but that was already the worst of the pain. The tongue between her legs did not hurt her. It just coated her thinly in thick, stinking saliva and she wanted nothing more than to make it stop.

Eventually, Mara understood that her efforts were futile.

“It seems I’m just too big for you, little one.” She laughed.

Linbirg’s heart started freezing when she noticed the change. She was supposed to be the Isenmann, Ironman, man of iron. Not little one. Was Mara becoming too familiar? Was Linbirg too poor at performing the role? That was a dangerous game Linbirg did not want to play through to the end.

“I had believed I meant something to you.” She complained, her jaw quivering with fear, fighting to keep her dignity.

She couldn’t even look at the ogress and chose to occupy herself by gathering up her things.

Mara seemed taken aback: “But you mean everything to us!”

“Enough to obey me?” Linbirg asked pointedly. “Aren’t you mine, like you said?”

The ogress’ voice turned soldiery, like Johril’s had: “I obey your every command, Ironman.”

“Good.” Linbirg breathed. “Then I wish you to never do anything to me against my will ever again, bar to save me from mortal danger.”

“I apologise.” Mara replied after a moment that must have been realization. “I…I thought you might enjoy it. You looked so sad, so…frightened.”

Linbirg was starting to feel much better at hearing this, confident enough to pull on her shirt.

“I am frightened because I am in a very precarious situation.” She finally said. “I will need you to kill Agylwart for me.”

It was surprising to hear herself being able to say it with so much confidence. Before, she had harboured doubts over whether she even could. Perhaps that meant that it was the right thing.

“Consider it done.” Mara replied dutifully.

No question. No doubt. Linbirg liked that. On the other hand would she have appreciated the opportunity to justify herself, more for her own sake than Mara’s.

She explained it anyway: “I have reasons to question his loyalty. Now, you cannot just go up to him and kill him. It needs to look like a mishap. Wait for the right opportunity. Perhaps you can loosen a boulder so that it squashes him, or some night you accidentally step on him in the brush when he’s making water. It cannot be obvious.”

If an ogress even was capable of such a wily thing was the big question, but Mara wasn’t an idiot.

She sounded confident: “I understand. Consider him flattened.”

While being carried back to camp sitting on Mara’s hand, Linbirg contemplated what to do once Firmin ui Lôic was dealt with. Without Agylwart, that was a thing she needed to know beforehand, so as to be ready in time. She supposed she had to go to Honingen anyway and claim her title from the new queen. They had heard stories about her. She was supposed to be as tall as the sky and capable of eating entire villages between meals.

Surely, though, those had to be the usual exaggerations. The longer a word travels, the heavier it becomes, her father used to say. In fact, Linbirg rather suspected that that new queen couldn’t be larger than Mara, or certainly not by a lot. It was simply unimaginable.

Seen thusly, Linbirg would surely make quite an impression at Honingen, making sure her name was known and her status secure. Then, perhaps, she might look into finding a husband. But that was a thing yet too far from her mind.

It turned out that Agylwart had not even waited for her. The camp was still there and the majority of the men, as well as all of Marag’s Children, but the old warrior had gathered a scouting party and ridden off with their quickest horses. Linbirg was half tempted to send Mara after him right then and there.

Between Johril and Agylwart, at least one man was telling the untruth. And Johril had already died for Linbirg when he could have killed her. In any event, killing him was simply the prudent thing to do. The time and place now were up to Mara.

It was an hour after they had started marching again that they saw Agylwart, coming at them at a fast pace and the usual grim expression to him.

“They’ve stolen a night’s march on us.” He declared. “We will meet them within the hour. I have found a nice piece of ground for an ambush. If these monsters are with us, we can hit their vanguard from all sides at once and crush them. Rigan has close to a thousand spears at his back. Do you trust the ogres?”

The question was directed at Linbirg who did not quite know what to make of it.

Haldan of Ashspring gave a gasp: “So many! Are we sure we have to fight them? What if it is all one big misapprehension?”

Agylwart gave the young landed knight a look to shut him up before returning to Linbirg: “You can take your chance with the traitor’s whelp if you dare. But if he is in it with his father, give him half a chance and it will be your head.”

Haldan proved stubborn in this matter and once again replied before Linbirg: “How could he, with these beasts behind her?”

It was a surprisingly good point, Linbirg found, but as ever, Agylwart remained unimpressed.

“Did they hinder Sir Johril?” He asked, calmly but dismissively as well. “What more proof do you require?”

Linbirg didn’t have proof that Agylwart was playing her falsely either, and still she had ordered his death. She couldn’t afford to take chances. Against that stood near one thousand possibly innocent men. In the entire Bordermark there lived less than two and a half thousand souls in total, give or take. Firmin must have raised every male of fighting age there was, and probably more than that, grey beards and green boys from every village.

“I mean to question Rigan, if possible.” She determined. “The rest is no concern of mine.”

No chances.

She knew too little of tactics and strategy to overthrow or alter Agylwart’s plan. Seasoned warrior that he was, he had laid out in great detail how they would wipe out Rigan’s vanguard quickly and violently to send the rest of the unprepared marching column to routing.

It was foolish, surely, to go into the hills with so many. They were slow, tired, stretched out long and thin. And they were going to fight Marag’s Children like that, not any ordinary foe. Then again, a thousand men seemed like a number that could beat Mara’s six and thirty.  Johril alone might have slain one, had he possessed a little more luck.

The only thing Linbirg determined was that she would not partake in the battle. Agylwart agreed. She waited with her shield in her hand, chainmail and helmet on and sword by her side, atop a large hill, guarded by no one but Haldan of Ashspring. If Agylwart meant to kill her, he already had ample opportunity and chosen not to. If he needed her, he needed her alive.

And all ogresses were to be needed in the ambush.

“I can trust you, Haldan, can I not?” She asked as they watched Rigan’s column slowly come into view.

It was like a long, colourful snake, slithering through the landscape.

He turned his head: “Of course you can, my lady!”

She was relatively certain of it. But then again, perhaps it was prudent to have him removed too, later. Just to be sure.

Wappen haus loic.pngAt the helm of the column flew two massive banners in the wind, Farnwart’s ferns and river, and the black and white cat of house Lôic. They must have had that made new, she realised, strengthening her convictions. The Lôics had the stewardship and a demesne that included a holdfast and village, but this was clearly a baronial banner in size.

A cat was closer to a lion than river and ferns, but if crests were to govern possessions then by rights Lionstone should have belonged to the mighty Stepahans who carried the lion in their banner.

It took so long for the army to arrive in its destined spot that Linbirg almost thought the moment would never come. But a horn was blown then at the behest of Agylwart, and ogresses rose from behind their hills and commenced the slaughter with horrifying roars of: “Isenmann!”

Linbirg and Haldan could hear the screaming of horses and men upon their hill, the laughing and grunting of Marag’s children, and the sound bodies made when an ogress stomped upon them with all her might.

Until the breaking of morale among Rigan’s van it took but a minute, though twenty passed before the killing started to die down. Mara came up grinning from the battlefield, her feet smeared with blood and dirt.

“It is done.” She proclaimed, even while the rest of Marag’s children were clearly still hunting down the fleeing remnants. “And we have captured their leader. It grieves me to tell you, Ironman, that your old friend Agylwart has died.”

Linbirg found it hard to feel anything other than relief.

Her voice sounded hollow and rigid, like an iron kettle: “He was a great warrior. I shall truly miss him.”

She paid a side-glance to Haldan to see how he was taking it. The young man was looking rather too incredulous for her taste.

After a momentary decision she looked to Mara, drew a line across her throat and motioned at the knight, and the ogrish woman went into motion with a giggle.

“What?! No!” He screamed pathetically while fumbling at his scabbard.

He never got the blade out of it before Mara almost gently crushed his torso in her hands, throttling him till he turned blue and his entire body started shaking, his horse running away terrified by the act. The ogress finished him off by lazily tramping down on his body one last time as she went to pick up Linbirg and carry her to the battlefield.

It was safer that way. If she had ogres, she had no need for horses anymore, and a few other things.

The carnage below was not anywhere as clean as what had happened to Haldan. Entire rocks were painted with the blood of men. Lionstone hadn’t even possessed enough spears to arm so many, for among the dead lay scythes, threshing flails and sickles, the tools of peasants misused for war.

From her own people, those knights, squires and levies of her own side, Linbirg noted receiving harsh looks. They hadn’t been many to begin with, and they had taken wounded and many dead. They also did not appreciate having to butcher their own folk like that, Bordermarkers, fellow Albernians all. No doubt they had known some of the men and boys that had died at her orders. Such things could breed resentment, and resentment treachery.

In a shallow ravine where the bodies lay side by side and half atop of each other like a patch of grain crop flattened by the wind, they found the old man. There was little doubt as to how he had died. He lay atop his horse, and his horse atop those poor souls he had been charging. His steed’s belly had burst under the weight of the ogress that had trodden upon him in the carnage, seemingly never knowing whom she had crushed. It was perfect.

“Well done.” She told Mara in a soft voice, fearful that any of her people might hear her. “I think my men will ask questions about Haldan, and I do not cherish those looks they are giving me. When I have seen Rigan I will call them all together and I will need you and yours to help me get rid of them too.”

Mara smiled: “I will spread the word.”

Rigan was next, on his knees between the naked feet of the ogress watching him. His black and white surcoat was in tatters, he was spattered with blood and his head hung limply still stuck in a polished pot helm with a fixed metal visor. He did not look up at Mara’s approach.

Linbirg had never seen a more defeated man and liked it so much. She motioned for Mara to put her down and the beast obeyed without incident. In turn, the ogress behind Rigan went to take both his hands into one of her own to prevent him from trying any shenanigans. He did not offer up any resistance.

He only looked up when Linbirg ordered the ogress to remove his helm and uttered an incredulous gasp that reverberated hollowly inside the metal. Then his vision was blocked by the thick female fingers, bobbing, bending and yanking until the shiny steel came off. Linbirg was half afraid he might get his neck broken.

“You are alive?!” He blabbered as soon as he was free. “Are you their captive?”

She studied him, this nondescript, common-faced man. If there was anything remarkable about him, then the genuineness of his reaction. On the other hand, Johril had said they all thought her dead, just like Firmin wanted. She thought about how to get the truth out of him.

Tears were running down Rigan’s cheeks now: “I’m sorry, my lady! I have failed you! Had we known you were still alive, we would have tried to rescue you. Had we won the battle...”

It was the same as Johril.

“What flag flies over Lionstone?” She asked him pointedly.

The question seemed to take him aback and he answered squeamishly: “Ours. We thought you were dead, my lady, and my father said he could not look upon the colours of your house any longer for they reminded him of you.”

A bark of laughter erupted from Linbirg’s throat, loud and asinine, clearly frightening Rigan, as well as the ogress behind him.

“Your father was the one who sent me on my quest with nothing but a few spearmen to protect me!”

Rigan cocked his head: “Sent? But he is your steward! He said you went against his council but he exalted your bravery trying to spare us this massacre!”

She turned to look at the scene of carnage again. It was impossible to see all of it from down here because of the hills in the way and the size the host had possessed. The slain were all her subjects and they had died at her orders. But she found it hard to care. She was dealing with a threat to her very existence, so extreme measures were naturally warranted. She couldn’t take any chances.

“He lied.” She said matter-of-factly, as if she knew for certain.

The way Johril and now Rigan acted, it could have been the other way around, the tale about Agylwart true. Maybe none of it was true. Maybe both. Linbirg knew only that she wanted to stay alive.

“Mara,” she looked up at the towering ogress with her lion-like mane, “seize him and squeeze him. Until he tells the truth.”

He protested immediately but his mind did not yet comprehend that she was not a hostage. It was only when Mara had easily wrestled him to the ground and positioned herself to sit on him that he started begging.

“P-p-please, my lady! This is wrong! Stop her, I beg you! For the love you bear me!”

She motioned for Mara to lower herself so that she would no longer have to listen to it, which the ogress was all too happy to do. Her buttocks looked like a gargantuan fluffy pillow in the furs she wore, but it did not go soft on hi, exactly. She could see his face sticking out, his eyes bulging, his mouth filling up with his tongue and his jaw moving as if to speak with spittle running from it uncontrollably.

Mara did not use all her weight, though. Else she would have crushed Rigan’s ribcage and doomed him to die. It was painful, but an asphyxiating instead of a bloody death, and importantly he was as helpless as a babe during the ordeal. When his face turned from white to red and then to purple, she motioned the ogress to rise. Feeling as though she controlled the behemoth made her feel strange, like she, and not Mara, was wielding the power over life and death.

Rigan could not speak right away, but not for want of trying. He wheezed and croaked until finally he found his voice again, although it was scarcely more than a whisper.

“Please! Believe me! Do not do this, please!”

“Where is your father?” She asked him, calmly but determined. “Does he not ride for Honingen to claim my title for himself?”

The realization was strong enough to make his eyes bulge and his breath stop even without Mara’s help, albeit it only a moment.

“But…” He croaked and stammered. “But we thought you were dead!”

Linbirg smiled at him before giving Mara a nod.

“Please, no, we can catch up to him and he will…please!”

The ogress sat down too slowly and there was nothing fixing him at this time, so when her buttocks descended he managed to free his torso from under it. This led to an angry snort from Mara and the lifting of her arms to tug him back under, which in turn resulted in a sudden and stark increase in the weight upon his legs.

Several deep, muffled pops could be heard from beneath the ogress rump and Rigan cried out in agony.

“You are going back under there, little man.” Mara spoke over his screams with a jester’s ease. “The Ironman said so.”

All it took was to lift herself once more and shoving him under, and once the titanic weight of the ogress was compressing his chest again so seized his screaming.

“He will not be lively for much longer.” Mara warned after a moment.

Linbirg was looking straight into Rigan’s eyes, watching them bulge and appeal to her as she wondered whether he was telling the truth. It didn’t matter much. She had considered him a friend once but just now nothing was certain and she could not afford a gamble. Besides, it would be terribly awkward to let him live, seeing how she had killed close to every fighting age male in her own barony as well as torturing him and permanently damaging his legs.

“He doesn’t have to be.” She said without looking up, studying Rigan’s reaction.

His eyes went only a little wider still and the sense of urgency increased. It was a fascinating feeling.

Mara understood the message and lifted her hands, letting her full weight bear down on poor little Rigan. There was a sound much like stepping on a dry pinecone, only muffled by furs and mounds of flesh. Something thick and red came forced up from Rigan’s throat and lodged between his teeth, his jaws forced open. Blood poured from his mouth as well, and his nose. He lived for a couple of moments longer, though, staring at Linbirg in a way that was half pleading and half accusatory.

Unfortunately, his torture had not yielded many answers. Given his loyalty it seemed obvious that Firmin had left him in the dark as well, however, hence his surprise at seeing her alive. So it didn’t really matter.

“Weakling, he-he.” Mara cackled when she climbed to her feet and his flattened form was revealed.

His chainmail and clothing concealed the worst of it, making him seem as though a god had made him that way from clay. That was other than his head, of course.

The rest of Linbirg’s human companions went quicker. She called them all together into a neat spot in the middle of three hills. When they were there and it became time for her speech, she only called for Mara.

The ogresses descended on the remaining levies, squires and knights like a pack of wolves, albeit one that mocked its prey while killing it underfoot. It took longer than expected because the ground was uneven and it was slightly awkward for so many gigantic creatures to kill so much smaller ones in tight proximity. Linbirg had the feeling for each time they stepped on man they stepped on each other’s toes as well, leading to much laughter and giggling. It didn’t help either that ogresses now outnumbered men, as a strapping young squire learned when he was shared by means of tearing him in two at the waist.

Being alone, the only remaining human among the ogresses, was a bit daunting. But if Linbirg could trust anyone at this point, it were Marag’s children.

That wasn’t to say that they were perfect, however. When they went on, Linbirg riding on Mara’s arm while the ogress made a disgusting meal of her horse, ogresses oft reported the smell of man flesh when they discovered fleeing and hiding men from the battle. They had missed those and let them get away, despite everything. 

In fact, the survivors eventually became so many that Linbirg showed mercy on them, ordering Marag’s Children to seize the murder and only chase them off. She would have liked to call upon them and tell them everything would be alright. But most of them she never saw and those she did see were too busy running.

Whoever laid eyes upon her person, gaping incredulously, she was too uneasy about to let them go spread tales.

“Squash that one.” She would point and tell Mara, and the ogress would veer from her path to trample whomever hit Linbirg’s ire.

That was a fun game to pass the time, which was needed because the going was slower now. For one, Linbirg had ordered the baggage train seized. It wasn’t very large for a thousand-man army, she judged, but contained many food stocks and beasts of burden for the ogresses to carry, which both of them hated. Secondly, despite their size and strength, ogresses had taken injuries in the fighting. One was limping with a presumably twisted ankle she had gotten by a careless step in the hills. Several others had taken arrows, which did not seem to do much other than pain them, but in legs and calves they did end up slowing their speed, as was the case with wounds from cuts and spear blows, particularly to the underside of their feet.

They were neither infallible, nor invulnerable. And Linbirg would do good to remember that.  

When finally they arrived at Lionstone late in the afternoon, the castle looked almost empty. Lôic’s colours were flying from every tower. And as huge and terrifying the ogresses were, these walls might have easily repulsed them, provided the castle had still been well garrisoned.

It took a while for them to receive answer at the gate. When Hobbles, the old guardsman, stuck his face out of a murder hatch, he almost dropped dead from fright.

“Praios have mercy!” He cried. “They’re here, everyone, quick, the monsters are upon us!”

He did not see his liege lady, of course. Not with three dozen bloodied, pelt-wearing ogresses on the bridge before the castle. And when he finally heard Linbirg’s voice calling him he seemed to lose all sense.

https://albernia.westlande.info/images_albernia/1/14/Ansicht_Burg_Leuwenstein.png“My lady? No! Ye’re dead! Sorcery! This is sorcery, I am being bewitched! Someone, help! Help, anyone!”

It took awfully long for that someone to arrive, but Linbirg was too anxious of what Agylwart had said about the castle to let Mara knock down the gate. She used that time to let the ogress explore whether the wooden part of the bridge could hold enough weight to even allow a crossing. Surprisingly, it held, but they determined all the same that they should not let more than one at a time put her feet upon it.

Under normal circumstances, Lionstone was home to five and forty souls, ten of which were guardsmen. That number must have been tremendously reduced, however, because other than old Hobbles not a soul seemed to be there. Indecisive without council, Linbirg hesitated for too long and Mara took the reigns by marching over the wooden bridge and kicking the gates noisily with her foot.

The wood creaked dangerously and the bridge was swaying beneath their feet then. Some ogresses even called out in alarm. More interestingly, however, they could hear female screams come from inside the castle, and the voices of others ushering them away. There appeared to be next to no male there.

It was Obra the washerwoman, widely believed to be Hobbles’ daughter, who finally brought some light into the darkness. She recognized Linbirg’s shouting and had her superstitious father open the gates at last.

“They’ve gone all way looking’ for ye, milady.” She told Linbirg with wide eyes while Marag’s children were entering the forecastle one after the other, visibly astonished by the yard’s interior, like they had never seen anything like it before.

Linbirg snapped her fingers to tear the old girl’s attention away from the ogresses: “Didn’t you say you all thought I was dead?”

Obra blinked: “Aye, that’s so, milady. Lookin’ for ye corpse they went so they could burry ye with priest and all, and to avenge ye. The Sir First Sword, he was mad with rage, he was, and his lordship steward near pulled his ‘air out!”

Lionstone had not had a court chaplain of any kind ever since Linbirg could remember, the duty instead being fulfilled by wandering clergymen who dwelled in the nearby village of Lakefield from time to time. Boron priests were particularly important, performing rites over the dead and if possible burying them as well, to prevent their rise as ghosts or eviller things. Praios priests sometimes spoke justice and absolved lesser sins. Peraine priests and priestesses blessed fields and livestock for a bountiful harvest. The servants of Travia performed marriage pacts and blessed households. Those were all the most important ones.

Priests of Tsa, Firun, Phex and all the others they never saw much of in the Bordermark. Or anything at all. It simply wasn’t the place.

“So, there is a Boron priest here?” Linbirg concluded from what Obra had said.

That proved to be so, and a great surprise as well. It was the lad with the grey hair, that queer boy who had gone missing. He wore black robes now, muddied at the hem, and an hourglass about his belt with sand continuously running downward.

“You?!” Linbirg barked at him when he appeared before her in the yard. “What is the meaning of this?”

She had half a mind to have the truth squeezed out of him by Mara immediately, even though that hadn’t worked particularly well with Rigan, mostly because she hadn’t asked him the right questions.

“Time is running.” He replied, tapping his hourglass. “You need to go to Honingen with your ogres, or it won’t work.”

He was studying her with some sort of detached insolence on his face that she did not like and it made her furious. His cryptic words didn’t help the situation either.

“What won’t work?!” She snapped. “Who are you?!”

He looked annoyed: “You are running out of time!”

As much as she hated this arrogant priest, she was aware that Firmin was well on the road with a great head start on her. If he got there first, the results could be terrible.

The man or boy, or whatever he was, was probably right.

“Just go.” He urged her calmly. “Everything else will fall into place later.”

The certainty in his voice spooked as well as angered her.

She asked him: “How do you know about this, priest? Why did you dress up as a spearman and why did you run away?”

The insolent man rolled his eyes. He was taller than Linbirg but not a tall man by any measure, nor muscled or showing any grace in his move.

“I am no priest, precisely, but do not fret.” He explained by raising more questions. “I only came to see how well you were doing, and I had time to spare. Unluckily, I can’t seem to see your old, hardy companion.”

He was referring to Agylwart.

“He died.” She told him crisply, leaving out the horrid truth of it.

“Oh.” He made, pursing his lips. “That is unfortunate, albeit not tragic. I am sure you will find ample folk on your way who would be obliged to tell you how to get to Honingen.”

“I know how to get to Honingen!” She lied.

She knew it was north and east, somewhere and there were big old roads leading there to and fro. Which exactly, though, she had know idea.

The man smiled ominously but did not pressure her on the matter.

He said: “Abilacht has been retaken from the rebels, so I would choose to avoid it if I where you. That is unless you fancy the sport of crushing another army. The steward, meanwhile, is trying to spread the word about your death as far and wide as possible. That should slow him.”

He turned to go before he added: “Oh, do pack some fresh clothes, if you would, and thick ones. There’s a strange winter been breaking out in the north. I have even heard men calling it demonic.”

“I’m not done with you.” She told him as he wanted to go.

She had determined his end as soon as the first words came out of him, but somehow he seemed to know that.

“I don’t intend to be crushed a second time, thank you.” He said softly but with a smirk.

She replied just as softly but threateningly: “You don’t get any say in the matter.”

To her surprise, he was completely unaffected: “You women talk so much when the day is long. And your castle is full of them, all those widows you made. They came seeking refuge here, and they are watching us now.”

That settled it. She couldn’t kill him, a priest, out here in broad daylight. He was a clever bastard, a cryptic, evil wretch. She would do well to see the back of him and forget they ever met.

When she went to gather clothes for the voyage, she understood what Firmin’s real plan had been. He had called the whole barony to Lionstone and had those who could not fight hole up there while the rest was to quash the ogre threat. He, meanwhile, was safe and far away, stealing Linbirg’s title in Honingen. He would end up looking like the prudent and legitimate ruler this way, while his son and heir looked like the valiant hero.

He had counted his chickens before they were hatched, though.

When Linbirg stepped from her chamber with a bundle of clothes, she was suddenly confronted with hundreds of anxious faces. These were the wives, the mothers and the children of Rigan’s host. This was the flipside to a coin with her dead foes on the other.

Had there been a way, a cleverer ploy, by which to spare all that bloodshed in the hills? It didn’t matter now. Linbirg could not change the past.

“What of our husbands?” They asked predictably. “What of our sons and our fathers?”

Hatred boiled up at the back of Linbirg’s throat. She had half a mind to have Mara squash them all. But the ogress wasn’t in the building. She didn’t fit into the building to begin with. When she opened her mouth, she was still wondering what she would say.

“Some escaped. They will find their way back to you. The rest are slain. I had no choice, believe me. I tried to reason with Rigan, but he was part of his father’s treacherous plot to steel my birth right! You must go home now and pray for them. Be sure that their deaths will not remain unavenged! Firmin ui Lôic will pay for what he did to you and yours, I can promise you.”

There was sobbing and crying. Gasping as well. They took it differently. Some broke down in sorrow, screaming, although the uncertainty certainly helped others cope better. They couldn’t know for sure their husband, their son or their father had been killed. They would only know these things later, and most of them would be affected.

For the nonce, it proved to be enough. Linbirg shouldered through them unmolested. When she was outside, she vowed to herself never to let so many strangers into her home ever again. She sensed there would be some loyalty issues she would have to sort out with Mara’s help after her return.

The ogress already awaited her, and in the forecastle their provisions for the voyage had already been laid out. The priest was gone and no one seemed to know where to, but Linbirg did not want to think about him.

They were on their way within the hour, off to Honingen. Her last command to Hobbles and the others remaining at Lionstone was to tear down the cat of Lôic and hoist her own banner, the ferns and river of Farnwart, which they had taken from Rigan’s banner bearer.

Perhaps she could have talked to him, she thought. Perhaps the great slaughter of the hills could have been avoided. But that would have meant to take a chance. And she couldn’t do that.

She wanted to stay alive.

-

The scene was set, two wooden bleachers opposite each other, draped in the colours of Honingen. In between them was an Imman field and the distinctly smaller tourney ground. Laura took up one side all by herself, surrounded by her breakfast, while the far side was made up of colourful tents, horse lines, as well as two trebuchets.

“What are those for?” Janna pointed in a nonchalant greet.

Whenever she saw Laura she somehow lost all impetus to be amiable.

Laura smiled: “They’re lobbing food at me, watch!”

She gave a hand signal and one of the trebuchets let loose, catapulting some flailing object toward Laura. Janna had to rub her eyes to believe them when she recognized that they were throwing people at her.

Laura lazily caught this one with her mouth, swallowed and grinned.

“Laura!”

“No?” Laura made. “These are criminals, Janna, evil scum, rapists and murderers and whatnot.”

Janna scoffed, furious: “Oh, yeah?! Who did the little girl rape, the one you just ate, huh? Spit her out, or I’ll jam my hand down your throat myself!”

“I’d like to see you try, sick pants!” Laura rebutted. “Besides, the girls are mostly from the brothel, they were running some sex slavery thing, super-duper evil.”

Janna didn’t believe it, even though part of her wanted to.

“Oh, really, how convenient!” She sneered. “And if I ask these people, they will corroborate your story, right?”

If it was a lie, Laura might have instructed them to play along, but the flicker on her pretty visage told Janna that she had not thought ahead that far. It was textbook Laura, really.

“Just stop it.” Janna added, wincing with pain from her belly.

Being hungry made it worse, and just now she was so starved that the thought of Laura forcefully puking out her half-digested victims brought her close to gagging.

“And what if I don’t?” Laura challenged her, unusually stubborn.

Janna needed something to reply with, but came up short. She recognized that their relationship or whatever it was had gotten increasingly ugly recently, much by Janna’s doing even though it was really Laura's fault.

“I don’t wanna fight.” She replied. “Can you please just do it...for me?”

Laura’s face softened a little and she bit her lip. She hadn’t expected this turn to diplomacy. Thousands of tiny ears were in attendance but none of them spoke English, so it was all they could do to act patiently. The Imman game that had been going on was halted, all the players blood- and mud-spattered, not daring to move.

“Okay.” Laura ultimately conceded. “But only if you stop pulling crap trying to kill Dari.”

“Fine.” Janna sighed.

‘For now.’

It was give and take, which was to be expected. At least Janna would get to have her breakfast in peace without having to stop any more murders.

“You know, Imman is really boring.” Laura said when Janna was settled down and the game was continuing. “Oh, and, by the way, Franka’s Immen Knights? Nothing to do with the game at all.”

Janna was enjoying bacon and bread and not paying much attention: “Did you bet any money?”

It seemed like something a queen, such as Laura fancied herself, might do.

One fierce man in green had the ball on the grass and was rushing the white team’s goal ere his feet were kicked out from under him and the cork ball went out of bounds. The field wasn’t even, marked by the imprints of Laura’s feet that had only hastily been repaired. The game was rather messy as a result of it, injured players sitting on the side-lines holding their wounds and bruises.

“Oh, that’s another thing.” Laura replied. “We’re kinda broke. Finnian took practically all the gold with him when he fucked off from Havena, the entire royal treasury. Franka and the other nobles are filthy rich, though, and basically some knights are millionaires. They have expensive tastes, though, like you wouldn’t believe how much armour costs, or those pretty horses.”

She thought of the knight at the inn in her dream, when she had been Bessa. Had he been a millionaire too?

“So, what’s the problem, just take the money from them.”

It seemed like a no-brainer, especially since Janna considered the riches of people like Franka Galahan to be inherited, undeserved and ill-gotten in the first place. Rich people were assholes, as a rule.

To her surprise, Laura nodded: “Yeah. Gonna levy a special tax or something. Hatchet is gonna figure it all out. We’ll be okay, so long as the food is enough to get us through the winter.”

“If they don’t pay, squeeze it out of them.” Janna advised ad hoc. “And if we run out we can always eat the rich, this time literally.”

Laura looked at her with concern: “Are you schizophrenic or something? Didn’t you just say...”

“Not to murder innocent people, yeah. But these fat cats aren’t innocent. They make a living by stealing from the poor, even to the point of starvation. Speaking of which, did you know that your little Franka has slaves?”

The game was going on but no one was cheering while the big girls were having their conversation. Franka must have known when her name was mentioned, but she couldn’t make sense of the rest.

“There’s no slavery in Albernia.” Laura replied at once. “But there is serfdom. The difference is a bit wishy-washy, but they’re not the same thing. There’s a degree of reciprocity involved, like for instance protection and property rights. In fact, they say the serf works for all, the knight fights for all and the priest p...”

Janna had already enough: “You don’t understand, they’re...she whips them!”

Laura rolled her eyes: “They’re all getting whipped! They beat the shit out of their kids when they don’t behave, seeing them as defunct adults. There’s child labour, no schools for most people, horrible diseases, and yeah, there’s massive inequality, corruption, injustice – you name it. Half the population of Albernia are serfs. What are you gonna do, upend their society with your dumbass, bourgeois ivory tower saviour complex, and hope that you did the right thing because you got a fuzzy feeling in your tummy?!”

Janna had to calm herself in the face of so much ignorance, displayed by one who certainly should know better.

“They’re black, Laura.” She said. “And she bought them off a slave ship. Can’t you see how fucking wrong that is?”

Laura didn’t look like she even cared: “Wait, are you saying we should treat them differently because of their skin colour? That would be racism. You seem to forget what year it is here. There’s no transatlantic slave trade, they don’t even have an Atlantic, far as we know. Besides, as far as bottom feeders go, the ones who tend to a countess’ needs are absolutely having a life that’s a billion times better than that of any peasant out in Andoain for example.”

Janna didn’t even really hear it, turning directly past Laura and to the countess of Honingen to rectify this wrong. In her haste, however, she moved forward onto a couple of wooden food carts with her legs.

There was a shout, cut short just when the crushing of wood started. She could feel a myriad of tiny things going bust under her weight.

“Fuck!” She cursed, moving off and looking down.

Where her left leg had been, all carts were broken and all the nicely made foodstuffs pressed flat. Among them was a carter who must have been brave or foolish to stand so close, because the others were waiting at a safe distance for their carts to be emptied.

When her leg was off him the injured man screamed and convulsed with pain.

“What did you do?” Laura asked, seeing.

Janna had trouble aligning her feelings. She felt genuinely sorry for crushing animals, but when it came to a lowly little man like this she suddenly found it hard to feel the right thing.

So, she had to play it.

“Oh no!” She gasped. “I’m so sorry, I didn’t see you! Shit, shit, shit, oh!”

The game was halted again and everyone was looking at her. Luckily, Laura’s body shielded her from half of them.

“Oh,” Laura made, smiling, “no big deal. It’s his fault for not standing where it’s safe.”

To make matters worse, she was switching to the local tongue.

The man below looked as though he had gotten run over by a truck. Given Janna’s weight, he was lucky – or perhaps unlucky – to be alive. Had she not noticed and remained on him even a little longer, or had she shifted on further and put more weight on him, she would have crushed him to death for sure.

“You’re a klutz, Janna.” Laura said. “Now go on and finish the job.”

“Fuck no!” Janna had already expected this.

It wasn’t the first time this had happened. Accidentally almost killing someone and Laura berating her to finish them off had been almost like an ongoing theme, even going back to their very first few interactions with the tiny people of Andergast.

She dug her fingers into the mud beneath the man and lifted him wholesale off the ground.

Laura was amused: “What are you gonna do with him, let him die in agony? Smushing him is kinder. Kill him with kindness, Janna!”

She laughed light-heartedly, as well she might.

“Shut your hole or I’ll kill you with kindness, bitch!” Janna snapped.

It came out unfiltered, sounding more hateful than she intended. It was her stupid temper again.

She didn’t remain to bother with it, but made to rush back to Galahan Palace with the still screaming man instead. He couldn’t be very close to death if he was still able to make so much noise, she reasoned, but it was better to bring him to Furio directly.

That was her thinking when she felt something hook around her right foot, just as she was going to move it forward. Before she knew it she was rushing towards the ground, just having time to break her fall with her hands.

The wet ground was soft, luckily, albeit clammy cold. When she turned to see what had tripped her she saw Laura, arms crossed and angry.

Janna felt rage boiling up at the back of her throat. The tiny man she had injured was probably dead now, uncaringly discarded by Laura as though his life had no value whatsoever. Janna couldn’t even see him any more.

“What the fuck do you think you’re doing?!” She hissed, discovering the man smeared against her right breast after she must have fallen on him.

He was well and truly dead now, irreversibly so.

Laura was looking livid and irrational: “You can’t run to Furio with this, his powers are too important for when the black sorcerer comes back! Fix your own fucking problems and fucking become normal again! You are exhausting!”

Strangely enough, she climbed to her feet and stormed off after that, straight into the landscape, just like that.

Janna wiped the flattened corpse off her T-shirt and stood there dumbfounded, much as the assembled Honingers must have been left wondering what was going on. Laura showed no signs of turning back either. Perhaps Janna had crossed a threshold. She possessed enough self-awareness to realize that she hadn’t treated her friend very well, but that had only been because Janna was sick and so incredibly annoyed with Laura’s evil.

Still, this sucked. She shouldn’t have lashed out. Worse yet, the poor tiny man she wanted to save was dead now, collateral damage in their fight.

Laura was still going. Being huge meant that getting away from each other was always awkward because they could still see each other for such a long time. Laura wasn’t even so much as looking back though, even after she departed from her northern route and started angrily marching east instead.

This gave Janna the opportunity to inflict some social progress on Honingen.

While sitting down in Laura’s seat she made sure that her expression was cocksure and none too friendly. Meanwhile, the back of her head was steeped with doubts. Now that the opportunity was unexpectedly real, her plans turned out to be Swiss cheese and half-baked cookies. She had no idea where to begin, or how.

But ruling shouldn’t be too hard, she thought. She could do this, effectively coming from the future after all.

“I must say, Imman is tedious enough as it is.” Franka Salva Galahan complained into the awkward quiet. “Having it halted every other moment does nothing to improve, and adding to our perils we are also short a queen! Will this game ever end?”

“It ends now.” Janna replied, waving her hand at the players to shoo them away like flies. “We have more important things to deal with.”

The countess smiled her old-woman’s smile: “And what of my wager then, the one I made with the queen? Fifteen thousand ducats it were, a hefty sum. Many others have wagered as well, amongst their peers.”

Janna shrugged: “Whatever side you bet on has just lost. And you’ll pay double because I say so. Do you have a problem with that, countess?”

A snide remark, anything unpleasant and Janna would pinch the lady from her seat and break every bone in that old, brittle body. The feeling that spread in her chest was amazing. Finally, she was using her huge, dominating power to do something good.

Unfortunately, Franka did not yet provide any grounds on which to squish her, and neither was there any protest from the other benches, other than a few irritairritated looks.

“Good.” Janna smiled. “Now, you will also release those black-skinned servants of yours, along with, let’s say, twelve years back pay for each of them. Do you have any problem with that?”

The grizzled, old countess might have been made of iron, but just as Janna was about to interpret her silence as an insult, she said: “With a heavy heart. They are such good, gleeful boys, and stronger than most too. I hope I have taught them well that they may succeed in whatever they so endeavour. Let Phex smile upon them, I pray.”

That was good enough to allow.

“Thirdly,” Janna continued, “you will take care of your city’s poor. Make sure everyone has enough to eat, is provided housing and can see a healer when they are sick, without having to pay for it.”

At that one, there finally was some stirring, but it came from the tall, old man on Franka’s arm who leaned over and whispered something to her.

“Ah-ah, no secrets here!” Janna smiled. “Say it out loud!”

The tall man rose, his bushy moustache wriggling: “I was just telling the countess that we should have these decrees written down lest we lose track of them, giant Janna!”

It was a good suggestion, which came unexpected. In her head, they were all her enemies. The old, willowy man was probably lying, but now that she was in the position to pop any of them at a whim, she recognized that to do so would be evil.

She could also hear Laura’s voice in her head, how one couldn’t just eradicate the elite, stomp on all the hierarchies and then expect everything to go dandy. Positive change needed to be productive rather than destructive, which was what Janna’s moratorium on murder was all about.

“Good.” She said again. “Also, striking children is now an offense against the law. He who strikes a child loses their hand, same with abusing animals. Slaughter is fine so long as there is no excessive suffering. A man shall not strike a woman either. If he does so, he is to be crushed. Furthermore you are not to be...”

She was looking for the word ‘racist' but there did not seem to be one yet. The logic of the language suggested what it should be, but the concept of race extended only to horse and dog breeds, not humans, far as she was aware.  

“You are not to be bigoted or prejudiced against foreigners, no matter from how far away they come, or however dark their skin.” She solved the issue.

Next up, she meant to introduce a social safety net, but that was where her unripe plans started to bite her back. She simply didn’t know how to make one, and without such knowledge anything she would say would carry as little obligation as a verse in the Bible. Only then she remembered that she had already done that, just a few moments prior, albeit not in great detail. It had to suffice for now.

“I will introduce further changes at a later date.” She concluded, biting her lip in anticipation of outrage, criticism, or at least questions.

There wasn’t so much as a murmur. All stared at her, some confused, some afraid. They did not really know her, except from those times when she had come over for food. And she hadn’t interacted much because of her illness. They knew only that she was huge and that she could do to them whatever she wanted. Somehow, that made it all taste bitter.

She waited, eating a few more carts of food and drinking tubs of mulled wine that had almost grown cold by now.

There was nothing.

“Find me the young woman who is called Dari and bring her to me.” She finally said.

While Laura was gone she might at least solve this little problem, but only after she had her fun with the tiny assassin. Perhaps would help her relieve some stress. She could see people look around, but it soon became apparent that there would be a wait.

In that case, Janna might have to keep her promise to Laura, albeit grudgingly.

“Will we move on?” She asked finally. “What’s to happen now, where is Hakan Praiford?”

The tall, old man with the moustache answered: “The inquisitor chose trial by combat and was found guilty by the gods. Unless someone removed him, I believe he is still one with the Imman field.”

“You think us Honingers barbarians!” Franka objected. “No, no, he was removed and is being buried, deep, I should imagine. He did not look as though he might ever stand again but for the protection of my people I have ordered special precautions be undertaken against necromancy.”

“Good.” Janna nodded. “Then, what is next?”

“The dragon.” Franka smiled. “Alas, Queen Laura has ordered us not to put adjacent the tedious and the fun. Therefore, oaths of fealty would be next, if only we had a queen to swear them to.”

Janna chewed her lip. She had grasped the opportunity and made some empty laws after her fashion, but she didn’t know whether it was wise to get involved with the fealty thing.

“The dragon then.” She determined, secretly eager to see it again herself.

It was a new species, one that had no pendant on Earth, unlike virtually everything else here. It had been nailed to a cart and still been alive the last time she had laid eyes on it. This time, however, it was dead.

“It was fed and watered as per my orders.” The countess explained. “It must have perished of its wounds.”  

A herald strut forward and proclaimed in a loudly ringing voice how a brave woodcutter had brought it down single-handedly, bringing the crowd to cheering. There was much oohing and aahing over the dead dragon even though to Janna it was hardly the size of gecko.

Its skin had started to rot and somehow scavengers had been at its eyes too, probably rats or mice. Janna ordered that the creature be dissected to learn more about its physiology. Ultimately, they could boil off the carryon and keep the bones as a trophy.

“I shall be present at the dissection.” She said, woefully aware that she wouldn’t be able to see as much as she might with the microscope at their ship.

“This is a small dragon, and it already got very close to the city!” Someone amongst the crowd of commoners shouted. “What if a big one comes, like the ones we saw in the sky, after the ground was shaking?!”

Someone else screamed: “What if it breathes fire!”

That was the other awkward thing. Even while arguably dysfunctional in their relationship, Janna and Laura were still united and bound together against the rest of this world.

“Well, you are in luck.” She smiled. “We will protect you.”

Janna hoped that it wouldn’t come to that, in truth. If she had to, she would kill a dragon, of course. If Signor Hatchet’s research was any good then a large one would be the size of a cat in Janna’s eyes. The thing was, it wouldn’t be a cat but a lizard with sharp teeth, claws, the ability to fly and maybe even breathe fire. That was something else.

“There is one now!” A young man from the crowd pointed out in utter terror, his finger going skyward.

Janna was on her feet at once, some more carts and food crunching under her boot as she tried her best to find the bloody thing while below her there were shrieks of terror.

But there was nothing to be seen.

“Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!” The drunken laughter could be heard below, echoing in the shocked silence.

Janna’s guts were on fire with pain and her temper flared, her eyes staring down on the tiny rascal who had just made a fool of her. It took a lot of effort to restrain herself from just stepping down on him and crushing those next to him too.

She had sworn not to kill, not intentionally anyway and had already amended her goal to not killing people who weren’t evil. In hindsight, this prank didn’t warrant death.

The crowd disagreed, however. Before Janna could do anything, the offender was beaten by at least three men and he was wrestled forward to vivid demands of his execution.

Suddenly she was in a position where she had to make judgement, one over life and death. The people of Honingen certainly seemed to agree quickly that she should flatten him. But she couldn’t do that. With all the progressive fervour, it was easy to forget about the necessity of due process, a thing that was probably alien to this world, even though Laura would disagree, somehow equating their archaic ways with modern civilization. But that didn’t change how Janna felt.

She found herself hoping that the man would fight back and somehow end up hitting a woman or something like that. Any of the women in the crowd certainly showed no reservations about abusing him and spitting in his face at this point. But he was either too drunk or too battered already to do anything. It seemed as though nobody was doing what Janna really wanted them to do, least of all the commoners.

“Step on him!” They shouted, even while being in the process of lynching the man with their rage.

Insecure, Janna crouched and reached into the press which subsequently shrank away from her fingers lest to be mistaken and grabbed inadvertently. She picked up the man, by now barely conscious, and lowered him again at the feet of two Galahan guards.

He was just some young lad, she found, a fool, a jester, the class clown type without motley on. Every society had these and they were always annoying. Except for Steve, of course, who was a little bit like that.

“Take him away. Have someone else deal with him, but do it justly. Show him to a healer first.” She decreed.

She realized that they might whip him but thought it warranted in this instance. She had already caused the death of one person on this day, and a few lashes might actually improve this one’s character.

‘One step at a time.’

Back on her butt she began to eat the rest of her breakfast with increased speed. It was noon or past noon already, and ruling was more stressful than she would have imagined. How to enforce those laws she had made, she had no idea. And if truth be told, she had imagined making a ton more of them, only she couldn’t really remember which, just now.

The people were still complaining for some reason, so much so that the soldiers who kept them at bay now began to wrestle and push people around with their halberds. Why, was obvious. Janna and Laura had crushed people for much less, or without any reason at all. Letting the prankster live seemed unfair by comparison.

But positive change had to begin somewhere.

“I’m not crushing him for that!” She turned to the crowd in anger. “Now shut up about it!”

It was wrong to use her size and power to intimidate them, but it was all going so horribly wrong. Being good was hard when oneself had to do the deeds.

“So, we’ve dealt with the dragon. What next?”

“The tourney!” Shouts rang from many throats at once. “The tourney, the tourney!”

That notion seemed to distract them from all the other stuff, for which she was glad.

Janna noted that the male nobles on the benches were mostly old. The younger ones were probably getting ready at their tents to participate in the contest or were in fact hastily leaving to go there now.

She didn’t know if she really wanted to be part of that either. It seemed like a frivolity Laura might enjoy, not to mention that Janna didn’t really know enough of the participants to become invested in the endeavour.

“Not yet.” She determined. “I’d much rather do something else. Is there something, anything?”

Not really, she sensed, which was unfortunate.

After a few moments, the tall man with the moustache rose again: “It is customary at court to discuss the latest news. Now, the unfortunate state of the royal treasury has already been addressed, but I must also stress that the crown should raise new soldiers to consolidate its power. Finnian ni Bennain took many men with him. He took much of the gentler born folk with him too, and for all we know, they are now still with him. In some cases, new office holders must be appointed to fill the void that they are leaving behind.”

It was another thing that Laura was infinitely better equipped to deal with, having walked all over Albernia before. All Janna had seen before falling sick was a bit of Winhall, which wasn’t exactly much. Strangely, she wasn’t even really curious to see more of it, though that might have been just on account of her illness.

It still hurt, every second of every day, and the more she ate the more she could taste blood in her mouth again.

“The queen must be here for this!” A tall, twenty-something lady gowned in blue and white exclaimed anxiously. “This is not how it was supposed to be!”

The tall old man turned and waved his hand at her, nodding soothingly and motioning her to sit down. Something was happening there, something pre-arranged in secret. 

“I will hear this now.” Janna smiled. “I do not like plots and conspiracies.”

The tall man sighed: “It is no plot, merely a measure of presentation! The County of Bredenhag proves too large for Wulfric ui Riunad alone to rule, too feeble his renown down south in the Abagund! We therefore propose to split it and make a new county, to be ruled by he who has consolidated the nobility there for our ravishing Queen! Cullyn ui Niamad is this man’s name, and I am glad to make it known that the Abagund is no longer in rebellion!”

A cheer went up from the benches, although it was clear that most of them had already known beforehand. The cheer from the common folk was notably mute, as though the joy that this news brought extended only to half of them. Perhaps the places they talked about were just too far away from Honingen.

The tall man went on: “Not only that, but Cullyn ui Niamad has also raised a host and smashed the outlaw rebel Florian Vulture at Abilacht, taking him prisoner and bringing the town back into the fold! Albernia, by this virtue, is one again!”

That elicited an even greater cheer, up to and including standing ovations. The commoners, who were not sitting in the first place, still behaved differently.

“And where’s this Cullyn ui Niamad now?” Janna asked, largely unable to measure how significant this was.

She knew so little about Albernia that it could all be bullshit, and she’d be none the wiser. At least, within the span of minutes, the subject and general decorum had once again changed completely. She had need of some good news just now and the old man was smart to see it.

“My husband is being put in his armour for the joust!” The tall lady replied, pleading. “This wasn’t how we were supposed to break these news!”

Janna considered for a moment.

“You needn’t be afraid.” She finally said. “I detest war more than anything, and your husband is sure to have my thanks. I will put in a good word for him with Laura.”

She thought that this was probably alright. Laura had just created another new county, although really that had been Janna’s doing, and if that guy they named couldn’t deal with his county because it was too big then it should probably be split. Peace was the most important thing, both in- and externally.

To the tall guy with the moustache she said: “This is truly great news! Now that we have a truce with Nordmarken and Duke Hagrobald Guntwin of the Big River is a count in Albernia as well, we are finally at peace, and in a much better position should the ogres in the north come bother us!”

‘I’m good at this.’ She thought for a moment, before the tiny people’s reaction startled her.

It was clear from the onset that some of the nobles had known this too, especially amongst the foremost benches where the most important folk were seated. The rest was in shock, staring at her with wide open eyes and mouths as though she had just told them she was going to eat their children for supper.

Then, there was a boil. As quickly as the sentiment had swung a moment ago, like a wrecking ball with a vengeance it was now swinging back. Booing erupted from the huge crowd of commoners congregating mostly to Janna’s right, around and behind the bleachers on which Countess Franka was seated.

“No!” Men screamed from the top of their lungs, and then the women joined in too and the myriad of children as well.

Janna was taken aback entirely. It just did not compute.

She wanted to shout something back at them, but she didn’t know what to say, so deep was the state of her befuddlement over their outrage. And they were loud too. Franka’s mouth was moving, as was the old man’s and so many others’, but she couldn’t understand a word anyone was saying.

How could this be, she asked herself, how primitive and backwards were these people to react so badly to the best news they probably had in recent memory? She also realized that Laura had not broken this information to the general public, despite easily a thousand opportunities. Janna had stepped in it, and badly.

“I give you peace!” She finally roared over them. “I brokered it, the terms are final! You’ll have no more attacks from Nordmarken, no more fighting, dying, raping and looting, what’s not to like about this?!”

That seemed to enrage them only more. Quickly, the soldiers shielding the nobility from the crowd were in dire peril with city folk pushing, shoving and even outright hitting them either with bare hands or any other things they had available. She saw a man holding a small dog by the tail, swinging it at a halberdier’s iron helmet.

It was a measure of how angry they were, really. Already, the first nobles were gathering those they cared about and made off the benches in a hurry. Somewhere, a bell was ringing. A horn was blown, then trumpets. It was utter chaos.

“Stay where you are and stop it!” Janna screamed, but even with her temper flaring did she realize that crushing this would-be riot would turn her into the bad guy, no matter her reasons.

“Restore order!” She shouted at Franka Galahan even while the old lady was shouting for her knights.

From the back of the crowd a chant erupted, soon on every commoner’s lips: “We want war! We want war!”

They chanted it over and over again, and it wasn’t the only thing they wanted. Shouts rang out for Holy Theria and her jar as well, and for wine and a few other things. At least her threat seemed to have momentarily quenched the outbreak of violence.

It was inconceivable to her. Janna had effectively just decreed universal healthcare, unemployment benefits and a whole lot of other progressive things, yet all they seemed to want was war, religion and alcohol.

Knights pounded from the tents riding their huge tourney horses and brandishing long blunt lances either in plain wood or striped in the colours of their arms, riding to the rescue of their kin.

“Go!” Someone shouted in between the chants.

It was Franka Galahan, and this time Janna knew it was best to heed her. But before she could even get up, she saw one of the halberdiers whack some man in the jaw with the butt of his weapon, only then to have the weapon wrenched away from him and a dozen hands seizing him at once.

She wondered if the initially struck man had been the unbelievable monster who had used a puppy as a cudgel. If morals were to prevail, she ought to at least kill that man, but she could not identify him anymore. Everyone seemed to stream to her now, bar the children who were ushered out of the mob by their parents. The stolen halberd was turned around by three or four hands at once and the spear point at its top plunged down into death and mayhem. She saw the one guiding it, pushing it into the halberdier’s belly.

“No!” Janna shouted, desperately at first but then more forcefully. “No, no, no, no, no!”

She seized the murderer and somehow ended up with an additional three others between her fingertips while the halberd responsible for this mess fell down and thumped some woman over the head with the flat of its blade.

“Why do you keep being so backwards!” She screamed at them between her fingers so loud that it must have popped all their eardrums the way they wreathed.

There was no holding, no stopping and no denying it. She would kill them. It was a certainty.

“Stupid!” She snapped, angry with herself as much as them. “Stupid, stupid, stupid!”

The man who was most to blame she brought up and lowered him into her mouth. She wanted him to die slowly. Her tongue tasted his salty skin and the dryness of his clothes for a moment before she forced him back to her throat and down her gullet alive, kicking and screaming.

Then her eyes went down to the three helpers, or at least the three helpers she had gotten. It looked like the others were getting away scot-free.

‘As free as an Albernian, or as free as an Albernian ever got,’ she thought with respect to half the rural population being serfs.

She put them on the ground where the bunch smashed carts and flattened foodstuffs were. In retrospect, pancaking one funny prankster seemed preferable to this, but that was the wrong way of thinking. The funny man couldn’t have foreseen his stupid joke somehow contributing to this outcome, and besides, he was probably marginalised and poor or else he wouldn’t have comported himself in such a fashion.

The murderer arrived in her stomach kicking. Even through the pain she could feel him, or else the inflammation was making her more sensitive. She could actually feel him splash into the food and wine and gastric juices. Gastric juice itself was thin and clear, almost colourless, and composed of hydrochloric acid, potassium chloride and sodium chloride. She remembered having learned that once in some lecture. The walls of a stomach were covered in mucus too, which would be slimy to the touch if somehow he managed to touch it before his hands dissolved.

The infection had probably broken a part of that barrier, she reasoned, meaning that she should ingest alkaline things to fix it. Since her guts were hurting as well, the infection seemed to have spread to her intestines, messing with the microbiota there.

‘I need yoghurt.’ She realized, absurdly.

The possible solution to her problem coming to her like this, here, in this moment and under the circumstances, had to be described as Kafkaesque. But she couldn’t help it. Uncooked meat, she knew, would only serve to upsetting her tummy further, so eating the three in her hand would not do. Wine was bad too, only seemingly helping because of the narcotic effects of the alcohol.

As to the three she meant to kill, she decided to draw a line.

“Go.” She told them. “Run away and never let me see you again. Fuck off, or the next time we meet I’m gonna be on top of you before you can even begin to apologize to me.”

That was a lie. She would never have recognized their faces ever again. One had very orange hair, so maybe him, but the others were brown hair and expressionless eyes.

They jumped to their feet and ran, one step, two steps, three. No, letting them go was wrong.

On the fourth step, with one sweeping motion, they ran against the palm of Janna’s hand. It was reminding her cruelly how easy it was for her to dispose of them which was what it made so unfair and imbalanced in the first place. There simply wasn’t any sort of competition. She was a god among ants. Being this powerful wasn’t easy, but these guys had aided in the murder of a man who had only done his duty. The halberdier was being carried away alive, but the stab to his gut probably meant that some barber surgeon would kill him with infection or malpractice.

Awkwardly, she pressed her pinkie against the palm of her hand, lazily trapping them. Then her jeans-clad butt cheek came off the ground and they went under it, leaving them only a moment to realize their predicament before she came down and her butt rolled over them, crushing them flat against the ground. It did feel satisfying, given that it wasn’t murder but justice.

When she looked to her right again, the crowd was ducking away from her gaze. Some had tried to run away but the knights and more and more soldiers were preventing them.

It was all a bit much. She had to call a break, and somehow she needed to teach these people what yoghurt was and how to make it. That was the most important thing now.

-

The Landgraviate of Gratenstone made up the entire northern part of the Duchy of Nordmarken. It was very big, but not very urban, its capital of the same name a relatively poor city due to a monumentally oversized castle that Landgrave Griffax the Mad had built in his day and was crippling the city’s finances ever since. The Landgraviate was parted in the middle by the river Tommel, dividing it into the prosperous, fertile south, sometimes referred to as the granary of the empire, and a poor, destitute north that was mostly forest.

That was the extend of Laura’s knowledge, based on inquiries she had made after the peace treaty two days prior. She wanted to know her neighbour.

She was moving north-east from Honingen, beyond Ashenbridge and Wolfspass, soon following a broad, Bospharan imperial road through mostly empty fields with singular farmsteads here or there. Only few and free peasants were making a living here where the soils were great but oft as not war parties were coming through, probably taking everything that wasn’t nailed down. That was likely the reason why much of this fertile land was left uncultivated and why reeds were growing so close to many of the farms or why many of the farms were burned.

Laura threatened an old, lonely man out of his hut, three steps off the road, and asked him for the nearest Nordmarkener settlement. Janna was insufferable in her current state and she had to blow steam, and best if she could provoke a situation in which Janna’s stupid peace treaty would come in jeopardy.

The friendly, eerily unafraid fellow pointed her down the road where he said she would come onto the village of Vairningen, just north of the Tommel.

“The bridge will take ye over but it’ll cost ye, the bloody usurers.” He explained absentmindedly. “Back in the day of my youth girls could give the collector a quick kiss so they could cross for nothing, and us boys could give him flowers which he would give to the girls. Hmm, and the girls would take the flowers and put them in their hair while we walked the market together!”

Laura explained to him that she would not be needing a bridge but that she would teach the collectors a lesson for charging an old, struggling man such high tolls. He only waved off, however, saying that he hadn't been in Vairningen for twenty years before limping back into his hut as soon as she set him down again.

Somehow, she imagined the village as a little smaller than Aran, west down the Tommel on the Albernian side and now practically empty, which would mean that Vairningen would have between four and five hundred souls in it, give or take. The houses would be mostly timber, which was probably the biggest business there, next to fishery and some trade along the road, so long as there was no war.

She was wrong, and so it turned out had been the old man. Vairningen was a town, not a village, and had at least been prosperous at one point in its history. But there was a huge wooden bridge across the river.

On the north of the bridge, outside the ramparts, was a three-story-high trading post, likely connecting the prosperous south with the goods from the wild north and clearly making a good game by doing so. Some noble seat could be seen nearby atop a plateau overlooking the river, but not being so close as to command it. The wheels of two mills were plunging merrily in a little canal behind a dyke and from what Laura could soon see of the town there had been a wealth of activity going on before her arrival. She could even see temples, guildhalls and tiny corresponding markets, one for each trade that seemed to have its own little quarter.

The dwellings would have been enough for eight hundred souls easily, not counting the inns. But there had to be much travelling folk here too.

The idea of simply embarking on a rampage through the place got pushed into background by all this.

She was hard to miss though and so she could only conclude what the place was like in her absence only from what she deduced people had been doing prior to the ringing of bells. The walls, wooden palisades with earth and stone dykes, weren’t very high, three meters or so at the most, and looked somewhat neglected.

This was a trade place, a peaceful place in which lots of money was made, regardless of whether there was war with Albernia or not, because of the north-south dynamic. From what Laura had heard, Albernia never really stood a chance against Nordmarken, so this was logical even very close to the border. The people simply didn’t have to fear any Albernian raids.

Now, however, spears were being handed out, as well as clubs, axes and long knives. One man in three received a crossbow, and even women were armed in their desperation.

Whoever was outside the walls, near the bridge with the mills and the trading port was quickly ushered inside by blue-coloured guardsmen eager to seal the gates. A well-meaning parchment-pusher in rich dress and a ring of silvery hair on his head was meanwhile fidgeting with a chain at the thick wooden doors of the trading post.

It was a bit absurd to see it all, and a bit melancholy as well. This was what Laura had in mind for her kingdom, this kind of exciting activity, so rich and colourful and yet confined even to http://wiki.nordmarken.de/pub/Nordmarken/HausVairningen/Haus_TimerlainVonVairningen.pngsuch a small space.  

The huge drape that hung from the overhanging roof of the trading post was half black and half white, each side showing one horn of a mountain goat in the opposite colour. On the town, respectively, was a blue and white banner, half wagon wheel, half gearwheel by the looks of it, white on blue under a black crossroads on white.

http://www.wiki.nordmarken.de/pub/Nordmarken/StadtVairningen/Stadt_Vairningen.pngThe gearwheel had to be on account of one of the mills, Laura thought. It was quite strange, even though one was clearly for grinding grain of the fields around the town, there were strange hammering noises coming from the other and it seemed to be somehow involved in the fulling and subsequent dying of cloth, as colourful dyes were as much in evidence.

Laura was amazed, much as though she had stumbled upon a lovely-made model landscape in somebody’s basement. The more she looked at, the less she wanted to destroy.

The walls and the gatehouse were filling up with fighting folk, the armed citizenry coming to defend what was theirs. They couldn’t really want to fight her, though, because they had to see that they would lose.

The fact that Laura couldn't own this place seemingly left only the option of flattening it, though. Unless…

She waved her hand and shouted: “I am Laura the Great, Queen of Albernia, and I have come to collect some taxes! Throw away your weapons or I will crush you flat you silly, little mites!”

At first, there was nothing, then it looked like someone was shouting back at her but she was too far away and that fascinating mill was hammering too loudly.

“I can’t hear you!” She laughed and shouted, a lightness in her belly that had been missing dearly before. “Throw away your weapons or I will first crush your bridge!”

She leaned a foot on it lightly, just enough to produce some creaking from the wood. They had driven whole trunks of trees into the riverbed, much like the romans had used to do in ancient days on Earth. On further inspection, the bridge looked a little old, so maybe it was originally from before Bospharan’s Fall.

In any event, if she stepped on it, that bridge would break like a bunch of twigs beneath her.

After some commotion on the wooden gatehouse the flag with the wheels was pulled down and a white one was hoisted up a moment later. Laura grinned.

A large bunny hop took her over the river. Her feet remained dry but the ground shook and the bridge started swinging somewhat dangerously. And just like that, she was practically on top of them all.

The walls cleared as quickly as they had filled. Not everyone dropped their arms but not a single crossbow loosed at her either. On the gatehouse, three men congregated, the one from the trading post, another corpulent, bearded fellow in blue and white velvets and hat, and one who was apparently the captain of guards, a red-nosed, lanky man in medieval uniform.

It was the fat man who addressed her, soon turning his hat in his fat hands: “Your Grace, I am Meinwerk Middlereacher, the guild master of this town! W-woo, w-we are willing to comply with your demands! How much g-gold d-do you require?”

The question was more perilous to her than any of their quarrels could have been, because if she was honest she had not the slightest idea. She had made a wager with Franka Salva Galahan on that boring Imman game, but ran off ere the game was concluded. If truth be told, the wager was only an attempt to make watching the game more engaging, lest she’d have to take part in it herself so as not to perish of boredom.

That had been fifteen thousand ducats, which she knew was an insane lot to any regular person. At the level of kingdoms, counties and baronies, though, she wasn’t so sure. She needed a way to transport the gold too.

She pointed at some fishing boats, idly resting on the bank of the river: “Fill two of those for me and maybe I will not wipe you and your town off the map. I’m not only taxing your treasury but also every individual currently within your ramparts. Make sure everyone pays their due. Also, make everyone come out of their hovels again, I have an itch to crush some Nordmarkers. And be quick about it, I don’t have all day. If you’re too slow, I’ll plough all of you under and flatten everything here.”

“A-as you wish, Your Grace!”

It was almost too easy, but then again, that was the point of being ninety meters tall. They were all at her disposal now and she was feeling reasonably merciful, provided they could give her enough gold and she wouldn’t get carried away in the process.

That extended only to those who behaved themselves, though, not to those she could see sneakily trying to leave the town through the northern gate.

She quickly took the three steps around the town and hunted them down: “No one is to go outside the words without my leave! Anyone I find outside gets trampled!”

So far, only a group of two men and one of one man and two women had made it out far enough as that they could no longer turn back in time. The rest rushed back inside as quickly as their feet would carry them, and the last of them cruelly closed the gate.

Laura shoved her foot forward and over the two running men, apprentices, judging by their youth and speed as well as their looks. She could feel them become one with the dirt beneath her foot when her weight settled. The three, perhaps a family with their young teen daughter, were beating and cursing at the shuttered gate.

She didn’t feel like bending to pick them up, shooing them away from cover instead by making to step on the gatehouse. The threat was enough, they scurried, and a moment later father and mother found themselves beneath the sole of her Chuck’s. She made sure to give them a good grind before stepping into the girl’s path with her other foot.

“There’s one chance to get out of this alive.” She smiled from above.

The girl had straw-blond hair and wasn’t ugly, just kind of scrawny and thin. Her young face looked up in fear, yet with the flicker of hope in her eyes.

Laura showed her the sole of her shoe that had claimed the lives of her parents a moment earlier: “You’ll just have to lick your mommy and daddy off my foot. Here, let me help you.”

She didn’t wait to see if there would be any licking, the idea a tad too icky by half for this moment. Instead, she just stepped down on the girl, reuniting her in body matter with her family, all resting in pulp, so to speak.

The town was circular, slightly oval, and very densely packed. Windows were so close to each other in places that it was possible to hand objects from one house to the next without ever going outside. Most were one or two stories high and half-timber, although there were a few stone houses as well. The markets were so crowded with carts and stalls that it was hard to see the ground, and blue garlands were hanging everywhere as though for some festivity.

For vessels to carry her gold, she took the two largest boats she could find, snapping the masts off and carrying them to the gatehouse. There, a new figure had joined the guild master and the other two, a tall, slender man with a feline face and a fox skin cloak that extended into a hood made from a fox’s head.

“You’re a Phex priest.” Laura pointed at once, smiling.

His voice was soft and he was well-spoken.

“Fara Praiolove is my name,” he bowed, “Your Grace.”

“Never saw someone dumb enough to offer themselves to me freely.” She told him. “So, what is it, think you can talk yourself out of this?”

He gave her a look, then determinedly shook his head: “I wish only to inquire if you mean to steal from the gods as well.”

It was a strange and stupid question, she thought, but maybe if she had been a believer, she might have thought differently about it.

She put down the boats behind the dykes: “Fill these with gold, however you do it is no concern of mine.”

The priest sauntered over to gaze down and look over the boats. Then, with a sad face, he turned back to her.

“When the all-seeing eye is watchful, not too much may be made of my temple.” He said. “But at night, when the torches flicker, why, then the walls are awash with yellow glow.”

She took that to mean that he had a lot of gold, which seemed logical for the Phex temple in a trade town like this. Why he was telling her about it remained incomprehensible.

“Give it here, your yellow glow.” She laughed. “And better pray that it is enough, or I’ll play fox in the henhouse with your town.”

She liked the priest, though, just at a human level. He had style.

“Greed is the way of Tasfarel.” He said in his soft voice. “It leads to destruction.”

This was probably the name of the arch demon opposite Phex. It was certainly interesting, if a little tedious.

“Destruction?” She laughed at him. “Oh yes, yours for instance! If you don’t stop preaching at me.”

With heavy hearts and pain in many a set of eyes, chests of gold were soon carried to Laura’s boats and either upended inside or placed into them whole. There was coin as well as jewellery, cups, plates, ornaments, even an old, decorated axe. Some people had considerably more gold than others, and still others even needed servants to help them carry their share. One old woman even meant to toss a living rooster in, but folk who knew better prevented her.

The guild master had a parchment in hand, and a long white feather, and the trade post man was holding the ink pot for him. Some people had brought tallies, wooden sticks that could be marked and then split down the middle to gain a primitive form of receipt, made unforgeable by the two pieces of wood being unique in their fit together.

It was a stupefying amount that soon accumulated, even though the guild master had to send everyone back several times to get more, an ever greater share of their accumulated riches.

The glitter was mesmerizing, especially when it caught the light of the winter sun breaking through the clouds. Somehow, seeing so much money stirred Laura’s loins, which felt bewildering but not necessarily unpleasant.

“Are you sure you aren’t the greedy ones?” She asked the priest with a hint at the accumulated wealth and a crying middle-aged woman having a hard time parting with her third share.

“She’s a widow.” The priest explained, somewhat detached. “Her husband made all that gold and left it to her when robbers killed him on the road. It is all she has left.”

At his words, the woman sunk to the ground in tears, stroking her chest of coin as though it was a dead child.

“Now she sits on it.” The priest went on, never looking at Laura. “She sees it, running through her fingers, everyday. Every coin she spends will never come back to her again, until one day the abyss of poverty looms, dark and deep.”

A cold shower ran down Laura’s back and she had to shake it off quickly.

“Let me end her misery then.”

No sooner was the tear-drenched box in the boat did Laura bend down, take the woman and pin her to the nearest second story wall at hand. Then she pushed, demonstrating that the wall was decidedly stronger than the woman’s body but that she was stronger than both.

That would not be the only woman crying on account of coin, however. The next one was younger and slightly plump, with two dirty-braids and rather strange clothing. She was garbed in things that were wide and faded blue and looked like they had belonged to a man before he tossed them away.

To top it off, she had a rainbow sash over her shoulder as well, and was wrestling a significantly stronger guardsman carrying her chest.

It all made sense after a brief explanation. The woman was a servant of Tsa, perhaps the goddess from the pantheon of the Twelve that Laura understood the least of. Tsa’s aspects were birth and rejuvenation and things like that, but neither sex nor marriage or family.

That didn’t seem to make any sense until it was pointed out that the same way in which Hesinde temples were often libraries and Rahya temples were winesinks or brothels, Tsa temples were orphanages. In the many war years, plenty of orphans must have come wandering down this road, and at Vairningen they had been taken in.

An orphanage, naturally, financed itself through donations, which were the contents of the wooden box and the reason why the young woman fought so fiercely.

Upon inspection, it proved all copper peppered with a handful of silver pieces, so Laura relieved the orphanage of the tax, gave them a box of gold and turned the guardsman into a tapestry under her sneaker.

It felt pretty good up until the Phex priest pissed all over it again: “Gold freely given and gratefully accepted is a blessing, but to do your good deeds with the wealth of others is as empty and hollow as a bag of wind.”

“Fuck off.” Laura argued back. “Gold is gold. It pays for clothes, food and firewood. Where it comes from matters little to the children.”

“It will when it runs out, no?” He raised a foxy brow. “If I depend upon the generosity of others, how can they be generous if I have profited from their misfortune?”

It was round and about enough from the smart-ass priest, Laura decided, and since he continued to piss over her wonderful moment she found it convenient that she had to empty her bladder just now.

She had him gagged and a hole dug, and a pole driven into it to which he was tied. It was inside the walls, which meant that this execution would leave Vairningen with a scent to remember her by.

She did not want to level the town, it was precious and sweet, not to mention that she could come back and steal more gold from them in the future. She hadn’t even touched their silver so far, but they would need something to rebuild and become prosperous again. Her ships were almost full. Almost.

“Aren’t you forgetting something, my fat friend?” She asked Meinwerk Middlereacher when he had told her that this was all their gold, turning his velvet hat in his hands again.

He mumbled an apology and quick as lightning parted with his jewelled rings and thick, heavy, golden chain of office.

As her parting gift, Laura stepped with one foot into the settlement, pulled down her pants and panties and squatted right over Fara Praiolove’s hole. It was strange with so many eyes, and the screams and shouts of terror and revulsion, but felt most relieving at the same time.

“Gold for gold.” She chuckled when her piss started to pool and submerge the Phex priest before spilling over and running off as small rivulets to violate the thresholds of the first homes.

She watched the priest squirm and fight and convulse, bubbles rising to the top with each of his inaudible screams. She found it strange that there hadn’t been a Praios priest in evidence, given Nordmarken’s reputation.

Drowning smartasses in urine was a very fitting punishment, she felt like.

It was quite a lot in the end, and the cobbled interior of the town did not drink it as the soil outside might have done. But that was now a problem for lesser creatures to figure out.

Before going back to Honingen, she resolved to take another boat and climb up to the castle above the river. Forcing tribute from a tiny town was one thing but doing it to some lord might carry more weight as far as violating diplomatic customs went, especially if she then killed that lord and wiped out his family. Of little consequence, respectively, were the peasants she chased out of their homes and squelched on the way over.

It was always strange how people believed wood or even stone houses would guard them from her; or ditches, brush, or prayer. It was also remarkable that many did not run very far, or in fact at all. They must have simply assumed to be too unimportant to warrant altering her stride for them. But that was where they were wrong.

Standing sticks with grapevines plastered the slope up to the castle, but now in winter they were not a particularly pretty sight. They felt funny underfoot, though.

http://www.wiki.nordmarken.de/pub/Nordmarken/BurgVairnburg/Vairnburg.jpgThe castle itself was rather small once Laura was up and looking down on it. It had stone walls and buildings with red tile roofs, a small orchard inside its walls at the north side where the slope was very steep and rocky. It looked well-built and maintained, however, the banners on the towers showing the exact same goat horns she had seen on the trading post down at Vairningen. And Whereas the outside was raw, grey stone, the insides where whitewashed, all but the central, round and unconnected bergfried which was blackened as if by a fierce, long-ago fire.

The thing was that there weren’t any defenders. No one was there. It took voices and something soft hitting her jeans leg to know what was up. The wall walks atop the walls were stone tunnels with the exact same tiles for roofing. That was why she couldn’t see any defenders.

Just as she began pondering how to address this inconvenience a young boy with a crossbow ran out from the wall and away from her into the yard.

“Hey there.” She greeted him, more perplexed than playful.

The youth froze and turned around, then threw away his weapon.

“Fuck this, I yield!” He called up to her and turned back again to running.

Laura didn’t want any loose ends, so she stepped lazily over the battlements and right onto him. She caught part of the roofed stone well under her foot in the process, collapsing the thing along with the soldier.

At once a deep voice was shouting from atop the walls: “She’s inside! Spears! Spears, boys!”

Then one man in armour emerged from down a flight of steps, never bothering to look up at her. All she could see were helmet and chain mail shoulders, as well as mail mittens grasping a billhook, a kind of spear that had cruel hooks on it to pull pull men out of their ranks or down from their saddles.

Then, two others emerged, the grand military might of three, but these other too were green boys who threw one scared look up her body and decided they’d rather stick to the walls and run left and right around the courtyard.

Laura stepped out again, letting the armoured man charge into thin air: “My lord, I am Laura the Great, Queen of Albernia, and I demand taxes. Also, I wish to see the rest of your kin. Show them to me or I will push your sorry castle off this ridge in a heartbeat.”

Her mouth watered at once at the thought of eating another little damsel although her body parts seemed at war over where the little thing should be going first.

The armoured man turned around, then upward: “Come down here, damn you!”

His face was barely visible between half helm and beard, tiny black bug eyes and puffed cheeks all she could define him by. He was short but broad-shouldered and did not carry any insignia.

His head lowered again and he ran to the gate, vanishing from her sight but she could hear him fidgeting with a wooden bar. The lack of other sounds seemed to suggest that he was the only defender willing to put up a fight.

“Talk to me, my lord, there is no point in fighting.”

He didn’t listen. Instead, the gate opened just enough for the lone fighter to push through, upon which he charged right at her again.

It was a good display of misplaced bravery and she found it annoying, mostly because she was going to kill him anyway, but only after taking his gold and women. But as things stood, he did not seem a talker, so she simply kicked her foot into the ground, smashing a barrage of rocks right at him, knocking him to the ground.

As he lay there, dazed, she moved the tip of her shoe over him, pinning him flat against the ground.

The rocks had smashed him up badly, though. His helmet had come flying off, he was bleeding from nose and mouth and one rock had even snapped off the tip of his spear. Laura hadn’t even known she was able to do that, rather like canon fire.

“My lord,” she insisted, “taxes! Give me your gold!”

He spat a mouth full of blood, spraying the air over his face in a red mist. Some of his teeth seemed to be missing.

“I’m no bloody lord, ah, you monster!” He gargled and groaned when she increased the pressure.

That was disappointing.

“Then where is he?! Who owns this castle, who else is here?”

He whined and winced with pain, never bothering with the question: “You’ve smashed me to pieces! Urgh, but just you wait, I will take you with me!”

From nowhere, there was a dirk, and he plunged into the white rubber rim of her Chuck, twisting savagely. She couldn’t even feel it, even though it was a great opportunity to punish him with more of her weight.

“Uncomfortable?” She sneered. “There’s a lot more where that’s coming from. If you don’t want to die in screaming agony I suggest you start answering my questions.”

He was starting to vex her terribly at this point. She was used to more cooperation.

“Go bugger yourself with a mountain peak, giantess!” He cursed, and died a moment later when she decided not to waste any more time on him.

It seemed that everything north of his belly button tried to force its way out through his mouth when she stepped down slowly. Something large got lodged in his throat, however, his heart perhaps, and it all came bursting out of his neck with a discreet little pop.

The two remaining boys were gone, and so Laura was left on her knees, rooting through the castle with her hands. It was always easiest to tear off or push through the roof and break apart walls piece by piece from the top, pulling as much rubble as possible outside so as to leave the interior untarnished.

She found a nice little chapel, sweetly decorated with a small window of coloured glass, but gold-wise there was only a sun on a stand to loot there, like a crucifix in some church. The other buildings where stables without horses and no fresh dung, not fuelling her hopes of catching some nobles after all.

She found an outbuilding containing kitchens, space to wash, store some food, make repairs, work stone and even a small smithy. It was all empty and deserted though. The armoury was dusty and there were cobwebs almost everywhere, as was the case with the wine cellar.

The blackened, round bergfried was a smaller version of the castle, rooms for quarter, water stores, food stores and another armoury. Near the top, Laura encountered the first bit of treasure, however, an iron-banded strongbox unusually heavy and clinging noisily upon a shake. Her fingers were too huge to pick up individual coins so she left it intact and put it in her third boat entirely.

The main building contained two halls, a larger one apparently in disuse and a smaller one where someone had been eating recently. There were no lavish decorations, just the usual Laura did not know to be of any particular value.

The lordly living quarters were a bit prettier and spacious, but contained little other than a few items of medieval clothes, both for a man and a woman. As was the case in the greater hall, cloth was draped over all the furniture.

It wasn’t until Laura dug into the last adjacent room that she finally found the treasury. Silver plates and candlesticks made up half the volume, whereas chests and some smaller leather sacks the rest. In the end, it filled only half her boat, and some sacks fell and tore when she wanted to take them. She accidently broke one of the chests as well, albeit one filled with coppers.

And still, there were no people, a circumstance abruptly changing at a boyish screech echoing over the norther wall when Laura was just pushing everything off the plateau.

An avalanche of rock and dust rolled down the steep slope, roughly two hundred paces above the ground. At mid level, Laura spied the glimpse of something jumping into cover, vanishing as quickly as it had appeared. Between two tumbling parts of wall she saw one of the boys from earlier as well, clinging to the ground for dear life.

It was no use, she saw immediately, she had to wait for the avalanche to be over and pray for any tinies to survive. They must have cleverly used a hidden postern gate to escape, their only error being in having done so belatedly. She would have to wait for the dust to settle but her huge body going down the rocky slope might have kicked off new dust and dirt, as well as dangerous rocks.

She therefore moved to the left, to another spot, and gingerly climbed down. The plateau was mostly stones, small and large, held together by clay and black earth. With her enormous weight on top, things started to loosen and a very big foundling, the size of Laura’s head, detached and rolled down to ground level, flattening everything in its wake.

All in all, it wasn’t hard to climb down, and now she had her prey trapped against the mountain, hiding by a little overhang that was now completely exposed to her.

Prey was a big word for this meagre catch, though. It was just one of the boys from earlier, no older than sixteen by the look of him.

He peered at her, whimpering, then turned his head: “Goddy! Goddy, where are you?!”

“Flattened by a rock, I think.” Laura replied, looking and not finding anything.

She took two small steps up to turn over some debris, ultimately digging out the missing defender, covered in dirt, bloodied and very obviously dead.

“Here he is. Guess that makes you the last man standing.”

The living boy pressed himself so hard against the overhang that it seemed he would like to submerge into it, but the cold, hard rock wouldn’t yield.

“Please don’t kill me!” He begged. “I’m unarmed, I couldn’t hurt you even if I wanted!”

Laura pitied him, really. She was so disappointed with the castle being empty, and now he was all she had. Somehow, that seemed to connect them in her mind, albeit probably just by wistful thinking.

“What gave you the impression I was defending myself?” She asked. “I came to steal your gold and flatten everything, and just now my plans are but a puny little shrimp away from completion.”

That shook him violently and he started to cry, the horrid, pathetic way in which rowdy male youths cried.

“You’re not highborn, per chance, are you?”

He shook his head, spit bubbling from his mouth.

“Didn’t think so, not with a haircut like that.”

His hair was dark brown, almost black, at least where the patches were thicker. He looked to have been sheered like lamb, or by a blind barber.

“Can you tell me where the lords of this castle are, or maybe some other people?”

“Milord’s off warring with the duke, and Sir too!” The boy said at once but then haltered for some reason and began to cry again. “I’m not supposed to tell, am I? The captain didn’t and you killed him, didn’t you?!”

He was losing his mind with fright, clearly.

“Yes, I crushed his insides out through his mouth. If you tell me where I can find some blue bloods to smash around here, who knows, maybe I’ll let you go.”

“But they’re all gone!” He shook his head. “Milady, she is with child and moved to Elenvina http://wiki.nordmarken.de/pub/Nordmarken/HausVairningen/Haus_TimerlainVonVairningen.pngbecause her father by law is dying! They’ve sent off the cook, the builder, all of ‘em! Sir Rimbert’s wife, she’d be here but she’s a healer so she’s with milady. We was stable boys but there was no more horses so they put crossbows in our hands and made us stand on the wall if thieves come!”

She realized just how useless he really was, how little he had to do with anything. She inquired after names, just to be able recognize the aftermath of this once it unfolded.

The lady was the original heir inherit of this castle, a twenty-something Vea ‘the third’ Raxa Timerlain. Her husband was a noble of great talent and renown and of the same age, named Basin Ucuriad of Gallowood. Then there was a supposedly huge, red-haired household knight by the name of Rimbert Thomundson, and his wife, the skilled healer Shafiria who originally hailed from the Meadows Lovely in the Horasian Empire. Basin Ucuriad’s arms were two golden swords on black over four green acorns on grey whereas Rimbert’s were a silver and a red helmet over blue and white respectively. If Basin was related to the Conchobairs, the youth did not know.

“That’ll do.” Laura acknowledged, hoping that she would remember these names should they pop up again.

If they didn’t, she had just wasted her time, but it was never possible to know these things beforehand. Maybe she had seen the colours of Thomundson and Gallowood before at Andoain, but there had been so much heraldry present that it was impossible to say.

That was really the crux with it. Too much, too many. It was hard not to succumb to confusion.

“What’s to become of me now?” The boy asked timidly.

She didn’t really have a mind to kill him anymore.

“Go to Vairningen and report to the orphanage there, pledge your service to them. When your lord returns and asks where his castle went, tell him what happened. Also tell him that I was very disappointed not to have found him here. I would have loved to eat his little wife.”

That was good enough, she judged. In any event, the boy was not the point she was making. She would return by way of Vairningen, wanting to see people carrying her piss out of their town with a bucket chain that would dissolve into screaming madness upon her new approach.

“You belong to me now.” She planned to say in passing. “Make more money for me. When someone presumes to bother you, call on Honingen. I’ll come over and flatten anyone who contests my rule. Fail to do this, and I shall flatten you.”

Those where her thoughts when she made the ascent back to the top of the plateau where she had left her three boats full of gold. She had taken the boy without his consent, thinking that if she was going anyway, she might as well give him a lift.

“From here, you’re on your own.” She told him atop, setting him down.

She didn’t want the Vairningers see her being merciful and nice either. Perhaps she should do something to the boy, give him something to remember her by, like ripping out an arm out or something. But he already scurried, sprinting as fast as his little legs carried him after having paid only a heartbeat to gasp at the devastation where the castle had stood.

Laura felt mighty.

She was watching him go from above, thinking of how easily she could end his life. It brought a familiar tingling to her loins.

That was when a shadow passed over the boy, so swiftly that if Laura had blinked, she might have missed it. The winter sun was out, still. And something…something with wings, roughly the shape of an aircraft had passed over the tiny runner.

Now her head turned upwards in bewilderment.

-

Furio stared at the wooden box on his table in which he kept the Jar of Holy Theria. The black wizard had said that it worked, telling him to heal Janna with it, but there was no telling if he hadn’t somehow altered the sacred relic in some evil way.

After all, given the chance, Janna would rid the world of the black wizard in a heartbeat. Of that much, Furio was certain.

His mind was clouded. The Mibeltube Dari had given him along with the awful pipe weed was strong, and he was indulging too much in it. It helped him relax, and he needed that more than anything else just now.

After being attacked in the city, Franka Galahan had put him in her palace for his safety. That was what the old lady had said, anyway. She had pressed an Immen Knight and two squires on him too, but there was no doubt in his mind that they were really there to spy on him.

He needed to test the jar on some sick people, like the black sorcerer had suggested, but that would mean having to explain why it was still in his possession. The Honingers were still going mad looking for it, the last time he had heard. But whenever he left the palace, he was under guard, and his watchers surely took note of whom he met or entertained in his chambers.

Yesterday, that had been young Ardan Jumian and his stunning wife, the lady Devona. They had welcomed him awkwardly, wondered about the smell and asked if he had need of anything, harmless courtesies. Dari and her Mibeltube had been there before while Furio was still rattled from the walking dead, the black sorcerer and the demise of his colleague Ephraim O. Ilmenview who had foolishly gotten himself digested.

What at all he had discussed with Dari, he couldn’t really say anymore, just that the Alchemist Retoban the Blue had been hiding in the Seven Tulamidian Nights prior to seemingly vanishing into thin air. His things were in Furio’s possession now, neatly piled up by the window seat and yet to be searched for clues, with the man’s whereabouts unknown. The whores knew nothing, the streets knew nothing and none of the guards at the city gates had seen him, according to Dari.

It was the black sorcerer who was behind this, or Furio would be damned, likely for Retoban’s poisons. Dari had confided that she knew Retoban from Gareth where he had been one of the most accomplished alchemists far and wide and a master maker of magic glyphs. It did not take a lot of deducing to infer that she had either bought or stolen poisons from him, perhaps even Purple Haze, the most vicious, potent poison there was which only one alchemist among thousands knew how to make.

If there was any substance able to kill Janna and Laura, it had to be Purple Haze, which was why it was so important for Furio to test the holy jar before using it. He just didn’t know how to fool his watchers, and neither did he have a confidant he trusted sufficiently with this.

Dari had shown him her hidden throwing knives, intended to debilitate the black sorcerer should he reappear in her vicinity. Her throwing demonstration had left an unseemly nick in the door as well as almost killing Sir Sion Gramwick, Furio’s frog-faced protector, who had entered a heartbeat later to admit Ardan and Devona into the room.

Furio wasn’t sure if Dari had left after that, though. Indeed, he didn’t remember her leaving at all. The Mibeltube was very strong, and he felt he deserved this respite, but it was clouding his memory. He had healed his burned hand and drawn anti-magic circles wherever possible to prevent the black sorcerer from teleporting in or out of Galahan Palace, for he did not know if he would be ready to fight in this state.

He had heard once that the Transversalis Teleport spell required intricate knowledge of where one was going, which made a lot of sense if one did not fancy ending up stuck in some object that was already there. To go other places, the black wizard must have possessed something that allowed him vision, observing the unfolding of his evil plans before partaking and intervening at any moment he wished.

Furio was in the dark as to what those plans where, but he had to recognize that this combination made the foe a formidably powerful one. His eyes edged to his pipe again, as always when there were problems he couldn’t solve.

It wouldn’t do, though. Even Janna had noticed when he had been smoking it. She had gone but was back now, outside beyond the lake. If his ears weren’t tricking him, she was discussing milk with somebody, right until the word demons fell and made him prick up in his seat.

“No, no, there are very tiny demons, harmless demons, and they ferment the milk to make the thing I need,” she was saying.

Alarmed, he got up and moved to the window.

“No, we cannot just wait for the milk to spoil. That would spawn evil demons who would make me sicker.”

Furio did not quite believe his eyes, but what he saw on the bank of the lake appeared to be a congregation of the palace’s cooks, undercooks, spit-boys and other kitchen staff, all lined up and speaking to the enormous giantess.

“If we had existing material then we could make more of it and breed the good demons, but none of you know what I speak of.”

Furio was quite certain that there was no such thing as milk demons, so his alertness was probably misplaced. Just to be sure, he decided to consult the Compendium Of Known Lesser Demons And The Number Of Their Horns again, which was an excellent excuse for another pipe.

Outside, the conversation continued: “No, not buttermilk, although that’s a nice touch, I would like some. No, also not cream, for the hundredth time!”

It wasn’t whey either.

All manner of production processes and by-products involving milk were laid out and discussed, but none of it was what poor Janna was looking for. Curd seemed to strike close to the mark and she was very excited about that.

“Yes, almost like that, only a little lighter and not quite as sour!”

The final breakthrough did not come, however.

There was a rap at the door, so sudden and unexpected that Furio flinched and banged his knee into the table, spilling blackened pipe weed and tiny ambers all over his book. He wiped them off, hastily.

“Ugh, a moment!” He called, but the door opened anyway.

“Firewood for your hearth, wizard!” Sir Sion said roughly. “Don’t let the poor girl wait, she’s nowhere near strong as those moors we had!”

He was confused for a moment before remembering the black-skinned Forrest Islander that had built his fire before. He recalled thinking how fortunate it must have been to have skin that never looked sooty at such a task.

“Ah, ah, yes, thank you.” He nodded, although he forgot what for in the same instant.

The girl was small and thin but handled the stack of wood more ably than she looked. She had to be new as well. Furio didn’t recall ever seeing her before, although something about her seemed strangely familiar.

“My goodness!” She exclaimed after dropping her load at the hearth. “This fire has all but guttered out! Quick, milord, close the door before the warmth all flees out into the hallway!”

Her voice was Dari’s.

Sir Sion mumbled something about the smell but complied anyway, leaving them alone. Furio stared at the serving girl intently while she was fixing him with a most uncouth expression. Her hair was hidden under a head cloth, her lip broken at the corner of her mouth where someone seemed to have struck her recently, and she had a mole on her cheek that made her face distinctive enough to tell that he had never seen her before. But it still was Dari, somehow, wearing a disguise.

“Is ought amiss?” He asked.

It came out dry, as though he wanted to know why she wasn’t building his fire already, instead of asking after the fact that she wore servants’ garb.

She scoffed and whispered: “Phex, wizard, how much Mibeltube did you have?”

She must have thought that he still not recognized her, so she bent and brought her ankle out from under her dress. In certain circles, this could be seen as a very crude romantic advance, but in this instance any such interpretation was made impossible by the three throwing knives fastened by the drawstring of her shoe.

“I, uh…” He had to cough and clear his throat. “I know who you are. I meant to ask why you are dressed up like a servant?”

There was something vile in her facial expression, something asinine and hateful.

“Because Janna has gotten it into her head that I would serve her better as a smear, you dozy sorcerer.”

“Mh, mh,” He chewed on his tongue. “Why would Janna want you dead?”

“Because she’s a murderous cunt.” She whispered back at him. “Also, I may or may not have had a hand in Praiodan of Whiterock’s demise. I can’t even run away, because then Laura will hunt me down and crush me. You have to help me!”

“Well, uh…” It took him a moment to find the right words. “Uh, naturally! Yes, there is, uh…I mean…”

She interrupted him: “Have you been here, smoking this entire time? Do you not know what happened? Do you not know what’s about to happen?”

He straightened himself in his seat, objecting: “I have been sitting here studying, learning more about the ways of our foe so that we might be prepared the next time he ventures into our presence. I do not believe throwing knives alone will stop him!”

He was proud to have remembered that much at least, which made him reflect upon what woeful state he was in.

She scoffed: “You can forget about that one for now. Laura is about to turn Honingen into a second Winhall.”

His heart caught in his throat even before realizing what was really going on.

“Uh…is she…?” He heard himself say.

“Well, not yet?” Dari told him with wide eyes. “She fought with Janna again and ran away, but when she comes back, she will see that rebels have taken over the city. Take a good guess what she will do then, wizard.”

He had to think for a moment: “This is terrible! We must stop it at once! Why…how in the world could you let that happen?”

“I’m but one girl.” She replied. “And I’m hiding from Janna. She has everyone looking for me but I think the city has them distracted enough. Janna didn’t even care about what she had done, she just whipped everybody up into a frenzy and then she just walked away!”

“Ah, yes, yes.” Furio stroked his beard, thinking. “She is unwell. It is her sickness. Now that we speak of it, there is something I need you to do for me.”

She fell in once again: “The Jar of Holy Theria?”

It startled him so much the almost fell out of his chair. It was inexplicable to him how she knew, but if she did then maybe others did too.

She cocked her head: “Phex, that Mibeltube kicks like a Tralloper, huh? You told me all about it yesterday! I didn’t believe you at first, but then I tried it, the jar, I mean.”

His mouth was dry and he had to swallow first: “On whom?”

Just to check, he lifted the box up, finding it far too light. It made him feel stupid to think that he had sat here wondering about it without it even being in the room.

She pursed her lips: “Four cases of the Bloody Diffar, and a cripple. It cannot regrow legs, sad to say, but when I went for the others this morning, I had trouble finding them.”

“And they all lived?”

“Aye,” she nodded, “well, four out of five. One of the Diffar cases believed he was blessed by the gods and thought himself invincible. To spare you the tedium, his exploits put him in amongst those who were catapulted into Laura’s belly this morning, although I cannot say whether he was thrown. Janna interfered, you see.”

Furio nodded. It was good news even though she had entirely turned the tables on him, startling him like some fool.

“Then I require you to use it.” He said. “Heal Janna. Perhaps her gratitude would even save your life without any of my doing?”

She crossed her arms before her chest. Dari was an exceptionally small-breasted woman, as scrawny little women such as she often were. It was only by virtue of her feline immaculacy that she could claim beauty, although not quite to the degree of Devona Fenwasian who looked like Rahya herself had made her.

Dari’s tone, however, was venom: “It might. Perhaps it might help even more if I brought her the Novadi yoghurt we found at the Seven Tulamidian Nights. It is still there, far as I know. It is what she is looking for with those pot boys over there outside your window. What if it doesn’t, though. Can you scrape me from her arse and breathe life into me again, wizard?”

Furio’s tongue remembered the taste of the Novadi treat as his ears heard the word, sweet and yet somehow lightly sour. Like solid cream it looked, and yet ironically felt much lighter than cream, once ingested. Nuts went well with it, or fruit dried and fresh, and honey most of all.

Novadi delicacies seemed to fall in and out of favour with the Horasian aristocracy every couple of years, but Furio hadn’t had a brush with it since joining the army.

“I…I had best take care of this matter myself.” He conceded. “Do you have the jar?”

“I have hidden it.” She replied. “Besides, are you sure we cannot just…”

“Let her die?” He finished for her.

There was a pain in her eyes, deep, like some scar upon her soul. It felt bad to crush her hopes.

“Then there would still be Laura to contend with.” He went on. “And I have orders.”

Her face darkened “The alliance with Horas. How is that going? Hatchet says your homeland is drowning in rebellion worse than Albernia ever was. Counts, Dukes and Kings are marching on your emperor’s palaces, laying siege to cities. Armies of sellswords are setting fire to the land and everyday more soldiers turn their coats and go brigand as your throne lacks the coin for their pay. What do you think happens when you toss the might of Nordmarken into that stew, wizard? I have seen their army. Your sorry little empire does not stand a chance.”

She was from Gareth, he understood, and as such harboured great distaste for Horasians, so her ignorant behaviour was excusable. He didn’t blame her. What she told him was shocking and it filled him up with anguish, but it wouldn’t do to let it show. He needed to be wise now, and trustworthy.

“There is still General Scalia,” he offered as a rebuttal, “putting to sea from Havena, as it were. And if that is truly not enough, as you suggest, then Laura and Janna might be the last chance our empire has left.”

He needed to intervene somehow, steer things in the right direction. The question of ‘to what end’ bugged him, however, and he could not find a good answer right away. What was so good about the Horasian Empire that should warrant its continuous existence. He needed to think on that and smoke a pipe or two to calm his nerves.

She turned for the door: “You will speak to her on my behalf then?”

He gave a nod: “I will do my best to talk her out of it, which should go down as smooth as a bowl of yoghurt.”

“You must ask Florian Vulture for it then.” She replied. “And do it before Laura ploughs everything under. I have heard they are hiding inside the houses, thinking she would sooner treat with them rather than to destroy her precious city. They do not know her as well as I do, I am afraid.”

“Aye.” He nodded one last time. “But perhaps I know an easier way.”

-

“I creep in amongst the graves and crypts! I love the dead. the living make me sick! Profit and greed, bleeding the world dry! You laugh at me, but when you die...you will be mine.”

‘Bent but not broken.’ Andarion told himself. ‘Battered but alive.’

He stared through the meshes of the thick fishing net, seeing the shit-skinned jester prance and dance around, shredding the strings of his lute in a most grotesque spectacle. The Prince hated that man, mostly because of his blue and white motley, the colours of Nostria.

Just now, he had stopped singing and the violence in his lute-playing subsided. It carried on more softly, calmer, hinting that another horrid verse would ultimately erupt.

“Does that blistering fool ever stop singing?!” A fellow prisoner cursed under his breath.

They were rubbing together at the shoulders and hips, all four of them, the net that held them swaying with Ugluk’s stride. They were her food. She kept them almost solely for the purpose of eating, which she preferred raw, bloody and unseasoned. It was customary to hang meat after the kill, salt it, finer its taste with herbs, spices or perhaps smoke. Ugluk would have none of that. She did not even possess enough heart to kill what she ate, and she ate one of the men from her net every evening.

There had been six of them when Andarion first awoke in her clutches.

Suddenly the lute playing picked up again, and the mad fool’s voice filled the air: “We love the dead! Dead eyes can’t disguise! We love the dead! No more lies...or deceit! The living betrayed me! I only…trust the dead! In your tomb now, my vengeance spreads!”

This time, the music did not die down afterwards, but picked up and went on higher.

“We love the dead! We trust the dead! We are the dead! When will you die too?”

‘When will I die too?’ The Prince wondered.

Would it be four days hence, or earlier? If Ugluk decided to eat him, there was very little he might do. He had awoken almost naked and unarmed, trapped in the net among stinking peasants. Naturally, he had informed his captor that, given his station, he was to be afforded the right of ransom. Shamefully, she had not heeded his request but reached into the net to pull him out. It was only because Andarion’s fellow prisoners were even more malnourished than he was that he was able to squirm away and make her blindly grab one of the others in his stead.

That man, of course, had protested as much as he could, right to the point when she had bitten his head off and made a meal of him. Andarion suspected she did not speak the common tongue very well.

“Go time!” She would sometimes bark after a rest when she picked up the net, flung it carelessly onto her back along with her other belongings and continued marching with the general ogre army.

Andarion had no idea where they were going. He didn’t even know where he was. He had been stumbling through the woods after that even infinitely larger beast had stepped on him and crushed his men like roaches. At that time, he had been in Nostria, his father’s kingdom and his ancestral homeland. After that, he wasn’t so certain. There was much he did not recall.

He tried asking the other men in the net whether he had accidentally crossed into Andergast, but they wouldn’t answer. Speaking could mean death between Ugluk’s teeth. If he had unwittingly wandered into Andergast, it was bad. If the ogres had crossed into Nostria, it was even worse.

“Drinker, drinker!” Ugluk oinked suddenly, and all her captives knew what that meant.

They were flung forward until all of them were suddenly plunged into the cold wet of some forest lake or river. Andarion’s head was under water immediately, and he pushed the liquid into his belly as best he could. It wasn’t often that Ugluk watered them, and food he had not seen from her thus far.

They were like livestock, only worse. Other ogresses also carried humans for food, but from what Andarion had seen through his hempen prison walls they went about it very differently. The ogre army seemed to be marching in great haste, so humans were not allowed to walk on their own, necessitating the giant females to carry their living fodder. Some carried men and women cumbersomely like babes in their arms, whereas others bound them with ropes to a long branch that they carried over their shoulders, treating the living human beings like hams, sausages or game birds. It was bizarre to see and stupefying to the imagination, but it was happening right before Andarion’s eyes.

The men in the net wheezed and coughed when they were jerked out of the water, just as abruptly as they had went in. Water was a double-edged blade in that it was necessary to stay alive but being drenched in it made the following hours sheer torture. It was very cold where they were, marching through some deep woods, and it had already snowed at least once, although it had melted again. Andarion had broken one of his teeth when he had not been able to find anything but tree bark to eat, and just now with his teeth chattering from the cold it hurt abominably.

Word was passed down from ahead that they would take a rest and Ugluk went in search for a quieter place to sit down. The lake was barely more than a dozen paces by half as much again and covered in fallen leaves so much that one could hardly see it. Just now it was busy, however, with ogresses watering their livestock and outlaws their scrawny little horses respectively.

That the ogres allowed them in their midst could only be explained by their both being evil. Birds of a feather flocked together, the saying went, and there seemed to be no better explanation.

“Breather!” Ugluk declared when she hunkered down on a fallen tree much too flimsy not to break beneath her.

She was different to most other ogresses that Andarion had been able to see in so far as that she only ever said singular words, if anything at all. She appeared to have no acquaintances whereas others tended to bunch up in groups of kin or companionship. Furthermore was she short and squat for her kind, and her face was ordained with holes in which she had pushed bones as well as ornamented copper rings that were so old that they were turning green with patina. This was most unusual and frightening. Her black hair was braided into queer sausages that hugged her head in a most unfeminine manner, fixed in place, horridly, by having threaded the end of the strands through human skulls.

The wood beneath her rump groaned and screamed while she lowered herself until the stem gave way in its entirety. She did not seem to care. Andarion used the brief respite to wring the water from his golden hair and what scant, torn clothing he still had on him, which wasn’t much to speak of. He certainly did not look princely in this state. If there wasn’t some miracle occurring soon, he would share the fate of his worthless compatriots as food for the giant idiot.

Andarion prayed in his head as he did often now but the only thing that seemed to accomplish was to bring Ugluk’s feet upon them.

“Rub!”

It was a demeaning duty reserved for lesser men. Andarion did not act right away and the other men in the net seemed unsure either. This angered Ugluk.

“Rub!” She growled again. “Feet hurt!”

Her voice was as raspy as a smith’s but she wasn’t the only one complaining.  

A young member from one group of ogrish kinswomen nearby was wondering aloud: “Where are we going? I’ve seen nothing but trees for days!”

“Hush!” An older beast shut her up immediately. “You know how the queen is! Don’t make her lob your head off!”

There was great fear in her voice, which was strange for such a large creature.

“Rub!” Ugluk pushed her feet into them with more fervour.

It was made difficult by the obnoxious stupidity of their captor who was pinning their arms and hands with her weight. Nevertheless did they do their best kneading and rubbing the ogresses skin and flesh, even Andarion.

Ugluk was not to be angered, was the simple truth of it. He who angered her got eaten next, and her jaws knew no mercy.

“Hmm!” She finally made, which must have meant that it was good.

“Inspection!” The word came down the line then and all of a sudden, the hoofs of horses pounded the ground.

Andarion had to crane his neck beneath Ugluk’s muddy toes to see what was going on. Outlaws had appeared, or else the soulless mercenaries. The distinctions were hard to make among all these monsters.

A man pulled on the reins of his diminutive horse: “We will have a look at all your slaves! Put them out for us to see!”

There were two of them, Andarion could see now, wearing faded blacks and riding clothes but weapons well above their station. They had an almost naked girl in tow whom one of them yanked gracelessly from the saddle.

They started walking around and having a look at the prisoners, and Andarion understood only then that ‘slave’ had meant him as well, as though he were some shit-skinned savage on a Stoerrebrandt plantation.

“Me.” The man next to him started whispering frantically. “Pick me. Pick me, please.”

Ugluk grunted and dealt him a shove that sent him sprawling into the mud. Upon this, the man seemed to lose all sense.

“Pick me!” He cried out. “Pick me to go with you!”

Many heads turned, including those of the outlaws. One had the face of a prisoner with flaxen hair between his fingers and appeared to be counting teeth. They came over like wolves who had found a lamb in the woods, dragging the girl with them by her arm.

“Pick him, he says, eh?” One sneered. “And what for, you peasant?”

They behaved themselves as though they were lords, these two murderous blaggards. One kicked the man first in the stomach and then full in the face.

He replied them with blood in his mouth: “I can fight! I can kill too, you’ll see! I can be an outlaw, like you! I’ll do anything you tell me to do!”

Only then did Andarion grasp the urgency of the situation. This was his miracle, the very one he had been praying for, the last time just a few moments ago. The gods finally answered him after all this time.

“You’re scrawnier than a stick!” The one outlaw laughed, even while the other was looking at the man. “Shut your yap and be quiet, ogre food.”

Andarion was wrestling with himself to open his mouth and speak, but he couldn’t. If this was a test of bravery, the gods were truly cruel. He wasn’t as scrawny as the others, but little more than skin and bone at this point anyhow. This resolved itself when the outlaws took note of him all on their own accord.

“Woa!” One exclaimed. “Look ‘ere at this tall fucker!”

Andarion was taller than both of them indeed and standing close they had to look up to him.

“Good one.” The other nodded. “Sly will like this one, I already know. Open your mouth and show us your teeth, boy.”

It was demeaning, and the Prince wondered what sin he had committed that the gods would punish him like this, but if it meant his salvation then he would do as they said.

“Smells like ogre feet, but it’ll do.” The teeth-counting one seemed very pleased. “Come with us now and you’ll not be food tonight.”

Andarion’s chest heaved so exalted was he, but just as he wanted to step forward he felt Ugluk’s fingers curling around his chest.

“Mine!” The ogress complained, hissing.

The other outlaw wrestled forth the girl and tossed her down: “We’ll trade you for this one. Tastes much the same, I can promise you.”

Then he laughed.

But Ugluk did not let go of Andarion, instead making known her displeasure with the girl: “Scrawny!”

The first outlaw sighed: “Bugger your arse with her if you want, Ugluk! It’s naught to us. We’re taking the boy on Varg’s orders. Don’t like it, take it up with her!”

That, finally, made Ugluk relent.

Andarion had not seen the ogre queen thus far, but by the way the other ogresses mentioned her name she had to be an even worse monster than they were.

“You think she has copper in her cunt too?” One outlaw jested to the other as they were leaving. “Saw a sailor once in Thorwal, had him an earring like hers made. Lost the ear within a week, all green and bloated.”

They did not allow Andarion to ride, as was to be expected if they saw him as a prospect. Nevertheless was he as glad as he could be. He had to keep his mouth shut now, earn their trust and a horse, and ride away as soon as they stopped looking. Outlaws were rude, godless and cursed a lot. He would do well to remember that for the time being. Sounding like a nobleman, much less a prince, would not do.

As for the girl that replaced him, she was probably just some peasant. The gods had determined that she should take his place as Ugluk’s supper. Better she than him.

First doubts about the outlaw’s purpose for him came when they brought him away from the column to a secluded clearing in the trees before an enormously tall beast that was clad head to toe in cobbled-together armour. Some wretched smith had crudely melted and beaten entire ringmail shirts into sheets of metal to serve as scales and there were large crude bronze plates about her body as well, all wrought savagely. A long, thick shaft of stoneoak wood was in her hand from the end of which hung thick chains and a flail head such as could have threshed an entire gatehouse.

This had to be the ogre queen, he thought, come to take his oath of allegiance. He threw himself to his knees, which he wouldn’t have done as a Prince, but as an outlaw, a simple lowly soldier among ogre ranks, he had to act as such. To know one’s station was the most fundamental thing to ask of any man, after all, and things that could not be helped had to be endured.

“Who in the Netherhells is he kneeling for?” One of the outlaws on horseback asked while the other started laughing profusely.

A smaller outlaw stepped before the Prince, older and balding and with small eyes that were full of Phexish gleam.

“Weepke, I think.” This new one said sceptically. “Not a very promising start, though I like the looks of him. Stand up.”

He lent Andarion a hand, which felt strange taking. There was honesty in his grip, though, the Prince found, and a certain reassurance.

Lined up at the armoured monstrosity’s feet were three other prisoners, all roughly of Andarion’s age, taller than average and with varying degrees of yellow hair. He hoped that the outlaw leader, when he met him, wouldn’t be a buggerer of boys with a favour for that hair colour. It was hard to think of any other reason, though, which was disheartening.

Andarion was steered by the small man to stand in line with the others, upon which the outlaw took a few steps back and addressed the two riders first: “Eh, you bugger off now. And tell the others to stop looking, we’ll choose one from these four.”

He waited until the two had taken their leave before addressing his subjects: “It is a pleasure to meet you all. I am Sly.”

It took Andarion a moment to realize that this was the man’s name, making him the leader of this dastardly bunch of criminals. The Prince realized also that if he wanted to live, he had to emerge victorious in this test and be Sly’s chosen one, which shouldn’t be too hard given who he was up against, all commoners by the looks of them.

One committed a fatal error right at the start: “I am…”

“I do not care who you are.” The outlaw leader cut him off coldly. “We need you to become someone else. Now, this will be hard for you to understand, I already know…”

“I understand!” The dullard threw back at him. “You need one of us to become an outlaw, like you! I’m your man, right here, I’ve killed, raped, robbed, the whole…”

The man who called himself Sly smiled and raised a hand to shut him up: “You misapprehend the situation, I’m afraid. No, I’m not looking to recruit you. You’ve all been chosen because you resemble a certain dead man, one who would be much more useful to us if he were alive. We need you to become that man. Is any of you a mummer, per chance?”

Silence answered him, even though it would probably have been wise to speak up as the Prince noted too late.

“Too bad.” The outlaw went on smiling. “Now, who of you would like to become the King of Nostria?”

The world started spinning before Andarion’s eyes. He could taste vomit. Before he knew it, he was on the ground, his chest heaving and his legs like water.

“Heh!” The outlaw cackled in amusement. “Don’t be afraid! You won’t have to do any talking, just sit respectably in the saddle and vaguely look the part. Who of you can ride?”

The Prince looked to the other three as they gave him side glances with their peasant eyes as they timidly raised their hands into the air. It was only when the outlaw spoke again that Andarion realized he hadn’t raised his own, even though like as not he was the best horseman in Nostria.

“Eh, half the lords already!” Sly quipped happily, albeit that it seemed he did not put too much trust in that assertion. “Well then, just in case you have to utter a word or two, let’s hear you say something lordly, one after the other.”

Andarion hated them all with every fibre of his body. He wanted to throttle them until they were dead, or better yet have them thrown in the dungeons and let them rot there close to starvation first. It came spewing out of his mouth along with a rain of spittle.

“I’ll have your head on a spike for this, you wretched bastard!” He screamed, pushing himself up again from a knee. “I’ll put it there myself!”

He took a shaking step forward which spurred to motion the armoured enormity above. Her foot came out of nowhere and slammed into him, pushing him back down into the dirt as though he were some misbehaved puppy.

“Weepke.” Sly seemed to reprimand her and the foot lifted off Andarion’s back. “It would seem we have quite the natural in our midst. That’s a hard one to supersede but give it a go, boys!”

Andarion could only stare at him. It didn’t make any sense.

“That don’t make sense!” Another prospect noted the same thing, speaking as though he had mud in his mouth while doing so. “We don’t look nothing like the king! He was already king for many a year when I was born, so he must be a old man now!”

“Quite right, quite right.” The outlaw sighed in reply. “Except, it isn’t that King we need you to become. When the Albernians came and beheaded the old king before flinging his body against the walls of his own castle, he left the kingdom to his firstborn son of the same name as himself. They were both called Andarion, lest you lot forget who king is. Unfortunately for us, that one got himself flattened by those walking enormities we do not like to talk about within ogre hearing. And it is that one we need you to become.”

He threw a look up at the armoured monstrosity who grunted angrily in reply.

Another peasant raised his hand: “But what about the second son, didn’t old King Andarion have two sons? I heard it was so, but he wasn’t a cunt, so the King didn't like him.”

“Just so,” the outlaw continued patiently, “he a was a learned man and seems to have realized how hopeless the situation was. In his wisdom, he flung himself off a tower, both in broad daylight and rather publicly. The death of the firstborn son is all but unknown, however. Except to us, of course. We found him and his men all squished to brine in the woods. We couldn’t even find his body, only his princely crown. So, you see our chance here.”

Andarion’s world started spinning all over again, this time so bad that he wanted to scream even though much as he tried not a single sound was coming out of him.

“Why did Albernia kill our King?!” Another man shouted in his stead, broken down to his knees and his hands held as though he were in prayer.

Sly replied dismissively: “You didn’t know? It was some notion about revenge that need not concern you. Look, I know this is ill news if you are a Nostrian but take my advice that you had best save your grief for a little later. This is not the time.”

“My father is dead?!” Andarion finally won the battle against himself through teeth clenched and with tears in his eyes.

If truth be told, that wasn’t the really tragic part of the story, and neither was the death of his brother. Andarion had always known that he was to be a much better king than either of them ever could be. He was chosen by the gods, and also much more handsome than anybody. But the manner of his father’s death was an insult such as could not go unpunished, provided what this little blaggard told him was true.

“Your father?” The outlaw asked, dimwittedly as befit such as him. “Oh, ha, ha, very good, heh, heh, leading by example, I see! You others better have at it, or this one is stealing the prize!”

“I am the man you seek!” The man who was farthest away from the Prince stepped forward. “I am the King, and anyone says I’m not is a usurper!”

“Oh, ho, ho!” The wretched outlaw made. “What do you say to that?”

The young man had the right hair and eye colour but was otherwise a little shorter than Andarion and scrawny as a stick. He was looking back at the true Prince in defiance, hate sparkling in his eyes. There could be only one winner for this oaf, and he couldn’t see how wrong the whole of this was.

“Traitor!” Andarion spat. “I am the Prince of Nostria, Andarion, son of King Andarion the Second and rightful heir to the throne, and I’ll have anyone who pretends to be me hanged, drawn and quartered!”

“Heh, heh, easy now!” Sly raised his hands. “You don’t want to come off at as too much of a nuisance or you won’t live very long. Varg likes her hostages nice, soft-spoken and complacent while she has no need of them, and utterly quiet while not.”

The mention of the ogre queen reminded Andarion of his situation, absurd as it might be, and the grim, horrid reality of it.

“I don’t want to be a hostage.” The mud-mouthed man replied from the middle. “Can’t I ride with you instead?”

Sly shook his head: “King of Nostria is the best I can do at this time. I should add there is regular food and drink in it for you, and less maltreatment than otherwise. Certainly preferable to becoming ogre food, I should imagine, heh, heh!”

The levity of this brute was driving the Prince sheer mad, but just now his opponent, the imposter from amongst the prospects was his biggest threat.

“Then let me be the king!” The common oaf replied. “I’m much better at kinging than anyone!”

“No, me!” Now spoke the one next to Andarion. “I’m it, I’m the bestest king!”

Sly shook his head and laid his brow in crinkles: “Not quite it, I’m afraid.”

The man at the beginning of the line opened his mouth again: “I can be quiet as a lamb if you need me to, milord, or a roaring lion and the most splendid king you ever want. I’ll do whatever you say. You lead, I follow.”

“Sounds fair enough.” Sly turned to Andarion with pursed lips. “Anything to retort?”

The Prince thought hard. His enemy was a clever wretch to be sure, likely some braggard and dangler at his local tavern. But he had made one chief mistake.

“My lord.” The Prince said calmly. “Not milord, like some peasant would say.”

The other looked at him hatefully, his mouth moving in search of some reply.

But Sly was quicker: “That settles it, I think. Weepke, make sure these others don’t go and divulge my cunning plan now.”

He waved his hand and within a split second, the armoured beast behind them went into motion. The clanking and clattering of her crude, thick metal plates was nothing like Andarion had ever heard and so loud that it almost drowned out the horrible sounds the second and third men next to him made when her armoured feet landed square on top of them.

The prince screamed in horror, as did the wretch from the other end of the line. Blood spurted out from each of Weepke’s giant, ogrish feet with such force that one gout hit Sly square in the face, spraying him red in an instant. The last remaining man put to his heels and proved quicker than Andarion would have believed. His flight ended nevertheless predictably when the armoured ogress swung her enormous flail and threshed the young man out of existence in a spray of blood and black earth, ten paces away from where she was standing.

The prince understood why she had that flail. It was meant to fight armies of men like a crofter would fight bushels of corn during the harvest. When the horrible weapon was dragged backwards to reveal what it had done, the young man was all but gone, ground up to nothing in no more than a heartbeat’s time.

Andarion could feel his own heart beating through his throat.

The small man, meanwhile, was cursing and wiping blood from his face: “Damn you, Weepke! They don’t run very fast, you know, you didn’t need to do it so forcefully!”

At that, the ogress only laughed and took her leave, stepping off the two crushed men in her footprints.

They were alone now, the Prince and the Outlaw. But the outlaw had a sabre at his side and the Prince had nothing, only his cold and malnourishment to hamper him further whereas the outlaw though small looked to be well-fed. The thought of food was an ill one, Andarion noted. It made him hurt more, and as the feeling mingled with the stench of death it made him sick to the stomach.

“Well, to recapitulate,” Sly said, shaking blood of his hands, “who are you?”

Andarion answered through his teeth: “I am Prince Andarion of Nostria, rightful heir to the throne after the death of my father King Andarion the Second.”

The other pursed his lips and nodded: “Very good. Also, remember this; you have been captured by Varg the Impaler, queen of the ogres, and are now a hostage in her retinue. As I said, beats getting munched on. Speaking of which, let’s put some food in your belly. Can’t look kingly when you’re starved,  eh?”

At the mention of nourishment, Andarion nigh on forgot all else, the entire absurdity of his situation. He had been mistaken for himself, apparently, unless this was some cruel trick. He told himself that he would see where he’d end up once he had filled his belly and gotten a clear head again. The Twelve would guide him, surely. This had to be their queer work. They would help him save Nostria from this scourge, and then there were scores to settle. Albernia would have to be made suffer for what they did to his father. And the Horasians for having failed to protect their ally.

As Sly turned to go ahead, a voice from above startled both of them, singing without music a tuneless song of vicious, evil mockery: “The King sold his soul, to the ogre queen named Varg. In return he was promised life, not to end his story’s arc. But little did the King know, it wasn’t how it would seem. For in truth he was still a slave, and Varg his brutal queen.”

He was hanging upside down with his calves over the branch of a beech tree, swinging merrily back and forth with his arms dangling limply.

“Shut up, Krool!” Sly snarled up at him. “One word of this to anybody and I’ll have your tongue!”

“Are you sure, Sly?” The mad, black fool in his blue and white motley grinned yellowly. “I’d still sing, you know, but none of you would be able to understand me.”

This was the first time the Prince heard any speech other than song come from the fool's lips which was quite strange.

Sly turned to Andarion, urging him on: “Nasty piece of work, that one. Best ignore him.”

The madman chuckled dryly: “Ah, ha, ha, ha. Did you halt the column for this farce? Why aren’t we there yet? We are dawdling like washerwomen. A fool might think that you are harbouring doubts.”

With one swift motion he unlocked his legs from the branch and came tumbling down. It looked much as though he was falling uncontrollably before he caught himself just in time to land heavily on his feet, right in Sly’s path. The impact seemed and sounded harsh, but the fool’s thick legs didn’t so much as buckle.

“What’s that to you, eh?” The outlaw argued with a pinch of irritation in his voice. “What do you know of anything?”

“Oh, I know.” The fool grinned dangerously. “I know you serve a powerful man whose patience you do not wish to test, Sly.”

He cocked his head and rolled his yellow eyes when he was done speaking and somehow it looked as though his whole head was rotating upon his neck in a most grotesque fashion.

“I serve Varg!” Sly replied. “But who do you serve, huh? Shall I have a word with her about this? Perhaps she’d want to get to the bottom of it by shoving a stake up yours!”

The black-skinned man tittered: “Varg wants her steel. Varg needs her steel. How else will she kill those things that she does not even dare speak of?”

“Well, I fear she might not be getting it.” Sly retorted in anger. “We’ve been at that mountain with everything we have. It cannot be mined or smelted. We could hardly scratch the surface of that stuff, let alone remove any of it!”

“There are ways that require neither hammer nor furnace,” replied the fool. “He knows these ways. Give him what he wants and he will teach you.”

Andarion did not understand a word they were saying and increasingly felt like he wasn’t meant to be part of this conversation. It was all he could do to try and breathe quietly.

Sly, meanwhile, remained unconvinced: “That I believe when I see it. There are some who might say it cannot be done. And how convenient then, that we shall do our end of the bargain first, eh?”

“Has he given you cause to doubt him, Sly?” The fool looked surprised. “Did Stoerrebrandt stinge you? Have they delivered rotten grain, old cattle, uh...barren sows for your stoneoak wood?”

The Prince’s ears pricked up at the mention of the trade house, the richest and largest among all the trade houses. He had heard his father curse them a couple of times, something about special privileges regarding harbour use and taxes, if his memory served. Should it turn out that Stoerrebrandt traded with the ogre queen then surely this would spell the end for them. Trading with the enemy, after all, was treason.

Sly argued back, heatedly: “I’ve heard no such complaints from my men, only that the copper pinchers offer us steel as well. Nordmarker steel, they say, from the duke’s own furnaces, better than anything we could hope for. Instead of running through the woods after vague promises, we could be sitting in Nostria harbour instead, with bellies full of ale! It sounds like a more prudent use of our forces, and our time.”

The fool gave a ghastly laugh at that: “Is this how you imagine your future? Aye, you are growing old.”

“And your loyalties are growing doubtful!” Sly countered. “Have you been spying on us all this time for this boy you place so much faith in?!”

The mad fool started to titter and giggle so much that he seemed imperiled of toppling over backwards: “Spying?! Ah, ha, hee, hoo, hoo, and I thought my japes were droll! He has eyes most everywhere, Sly, no need for spies. He may be watching us, even now.”

He drooped forward and stuck his head out, rolling his eyes at the trees above and around much as though he hoped to find someone there. Andarion took a gaze around as well, frightened by all this queer talk. But there was no one.

Finally, the black-skinned madman fixed his yellowed eyes once more on Sly: “Was it not he who gave you the bargain with Stoerrebrandt? Where without him would we be this winter, oh I wonder? Nostria has hardly enough fodder left to feed its own kind, and Andergast even less. Does he not deserve your love for that, at least?”

Sly seemed to chew on that for a moment.

Finally, he replied: “Who is he then? What purpose does he hold? He is no copper pincher, that much I could smell just by a whiff of him. And what could be this thing he wants us recover for him, and to what end does he intend to use it?”

“Questions upon questions.” The fool grinned. “You may have made a splendid inquisitor, heh, heh. Such suspicion. His ends are the same as yours, Sly. But to beat the enemy, you must needs know him. That is what we recover for him.”

Sly scoffed: “I’ve never known knowledge to be so heavy as that it takes an army of ogresses to move! You will speak truth to me now, Krool, or I will have Weepke squeeze it out of you!”

The black fool was unperturbed by the threat and only grinned wider: “Deep into the cold steel mountain you must go, Sly. A large and heavy door you must unlock. There you shall find him. His blood runs cold, aye, and his body is rotten, but by studying he who is dead, the master will find the knowledge to slay them who are alive. You know of what I speak.”

“No.” Sly said firmly after a long moment of uncomfortable silence during which the two stared at each other like juxtaposed statues. “You speak in bloody riddles. I think we’ve seen rather too much you. I’m sick onto death of your songs anyhow. Weepke!”

He shouted and wrenched the sabre from his belt, a cruel, nicked blade that had seen much use but little honing.

The fool backed away grinning: “Open the tomb, Sly. Remove the door. You need not drag out the Jake. The raven will carry him.”

Andarion did not understand a word.

With his last words spoken, the fool turned around hissing, right up against the nearest tree. He looked like a puppy humping its master’s leg at that, but his palms and feet seemed to stick to the wood like some vile sorcery. A heartbeat later, he was gone, crawled up into the branches and leaves like an overgrown spider. Then they could hear him no more.

Sly stared into the darkness above their heads with hateful eyes.

“The Jake,” he echoed. “What kind of a stupid word is that?”

“I wouldn't know.” Andarion answered when it seemed to be expected of him.

“Come then.” Sly said. “It's past time we were moving. Best we get this wretched nonsense over with so we can go back to your kingdom. You aren't married to an, uh, living wife, are you, boy?”

Andarion shook his head instinctively. He was unmarried as yet, although there had been prospects.

“Heh,” Sly made. “Varg will be disappointed to hear it. She has so come to love squashing wives.”

Yes, dear. I will do what you say. Yes, dear, my sweetling, by night and still by day. What? Yes, dear. No, I don’t wish us to fight. Yes, dear, I’m wrong and you are right.

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Chapter 51 by squashed123
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Laura was caught like a deer in the headlights. The first attack had come straight out of the winter sun, the glare turning her blind up until the last instant. She was set upon by a black, flying shadow, and it breathed fire. She could feel the warmth upon her face and smelled her singeing eyebrows. Some of her hair caught fire but she was able to beat it out swiftly.

With a woosh much too strong for a creature the size of a kitten, it rushed past her and down the slope of the plateau she was on. When she caught her bearings after putting out her burning hair, she could just in time see it coming at her again.

“Fuck off!” She half screamed and half shrieked, turning away and shielding her head with her hands.

The dragon was only the size of a kitten but its fire unnerved her, and its aggressiveness and the suddenness of the onslaught. It was also not black, that had been because of the glare, but golden, scaled head to heel, and horned and winged and terrible-looking.

She screeched when the warmth caressed her buttocks.

She frantically beat at her jeans and the bottom of her shirt, but it did not seem have done much more than caress her. She wondered if she was simply too big to catch fire. The Horasians had succeeded, reasonably, at setting her alight, but that had only been because of burning pitch and oil. Dragon fire wasn’t napalm, she sensed, but rather more like a burning gas.

It was quite hot, though, and she thought to recall Furio or Signor Hatchet saying something about magic. She and Janna had received a veritable lecture about dragons, but just like the lectures on Earth, Laura had forgotten all about it once it came to applying under pressure what she had learned before.

She looked up with more time to prepare, seeing the dragon make a turn above before coming down again, just like a fighter aircraft might have done. The situation was crazy.

“Fuck off!” She said again, yelling it this time and dodging to the other end of the plateau where the decline was less steep, the way she had ascended in the first place.

The dragon had no way to shoot past her this time and expended its flame much too early. She did not even have to move much to avoid its danger.

Her heart was pumping madly nonetheless. Nevermind the fire, she was confronted with a lizard the size of a kitten with wings, which in retrospect made it more like a seagull in furs. On Earth, a mad animal this size would probably have terrified her too, provided it managed not to look cute and adorable while exerting its aggression. But looking cute and adorable was nothing this dragon would ever have to worry about, just like a lizard this size would have scared the living daylights out of her on Earth.

But she was ninety metres tall.

‘Good on you to remember that.’ She reflected. ‘You’re entirely on the defensive here. Come up with something!’

She certainly hated being pushed against a wall, so while the dragon flew a large circle to get back to its favourable angle of attack, she thought about something she might do to fight back at it. The more she thought, however, the more a strange taste spread in her mouth. It was of some coarse grey bread, rye if she wasn’t mistaken, and she wanted it more than anything else in the world. It was rather strange.

Cheese perhaps, she thought, and lots of butter.

‘What the hell am I thinking?’

It was time, the dragon came again and she hadn’t used her time well. In lack of anything smarter she lashed out, eyes closed and hacking and hammering with her hands.

Seeing this, the dragon attacked too early again, hitting her hands and arms this time. Its fire might singe Laura’s skin easily if able to be applied at length, she judged, but in flight and with her moving so frantically, that just wasn’t possible. Yet she still couldn’t come up with a better way to defend herself. She must have looked like some stupid toddler.

But the dragon seemed to sense that its attacks were all but useless too. It was a stalemate of the strangest variety while it circled, then made another attack run that Laura dodged by running.

“Ahhhhh!”

Laura was confused. The voice seemed to come from below and be belonging to a tiny human male. She remembered the boy she had let go, and then she saw him. She had almost squashed him under her foot just a moment earlier, a mite caught between gods.

‘Go!’ She thought. ‘Just run away, I won’t kill you!’

Maybe she was longing for an ally in this fight, hating to be alone. Anytime she walked away from Janna…if only Janna wasn’t so difficult to be around just now.

They had said something about magic, and Furio, the wizard of buzzkill, had lamented the invadable state of Laura’s and Janna’s minds. That she wasn’t quite alone in her head became clear to her when the dragon changed strategies and instead of attacking her, the ninety-metre-tall, gigantic opponent that could easily crush him, it pounced upon the tiny, running boy instead, like an owl on a mouse.

It may have overestimated the boy’s value to her, she thought, and then forced herself to think how horrible it was, how much she wanted him to make it, despite the fact that he was less than dirt to her. It seemed to work.

“Mhhh, the worm is mine!”

The dragon's speech was nigh incomprehensible on account of its lisping, the words gnarled and full of spittle. That being said, though, it was also deep, throaty and terrifying.

“Why are you here?! What do you want from me?!” She screamed back at it in turn.

A golden eye with a black slit darted towards Laura’s boats full of plunder, gleaming there so temptingly in the light.

‘Of course.’ She thought. ‘How stupid.’

“You cannot have this gold!” She screamed. “It is mine!”

The dragon had smashed the boy into the ground just by virtue of the wind it was able to make with its wings. Its wingspan was larger than the length of its body, but its body mass wasn’t all that much to begin with. It just seemed really large while its wings were spread, but they were mostly skin and bone. That wasn’t to say that Laura would underestimate this opponent, however.

“What is it doing west of the Brazen Sword?!” It hissed at her. “And why does it speak so queerly?!”

It spoke like a snake in a children’s cartoon, almost. It’s Ss and Zs were long-drawn, and its WH was a husk, like in the live footage of the earliest anthropologists that could be filmed and recorded, sometime in the twentieth century, long ago. She didn’t know what the Brazen Sword was supposed to be either.

Strangely, perhaps because it was still reading her thoughts, the dragon shook its head in bewilderment.

“What is it?!”

Laura chewed her tongue for a moment: “I’m big, is what I am. Fuck off, this gold is mine!”

“Then its worm dies!” It replied horribly.

But it was time to play with an open deck here.

“I don’t fucking care, “She replied lightly. “Kill him. Eat him, if you want.”

She was slightly curious what that might look like. The boy was nothing to her.

Meanwhile, the dragon seemed irritated. It brought the boy up in its right front claw, eying her curiously the whole time. Laura wondered if it thought of its frontal claws as hands at the end of arms, or rather considered itself to have four legs with feet on them, but there was no asking such things now. Its maw was a horrible thing at any size, rows of dagger-like teeth and a massive lower jaw.

The golden eye studied her, still waiting for a reaction, suspecting a bluff. Laura’s breath quickened, but not on account of the boy. Finally, with a throaty noise, the dragon lowered the struggling youngling into its mouth, clenching its teeth around his chest, piercing and crushing him at the same time. The boy’s fate was thus sealed even before the flames came. For a split second, he was glowing. Then he turned from golden-brown to charcoal just as quickly and was wolfed down by the giant beast at once.

“Hmm!” It sighed once more, a thing it apparently liked to do, before complaining. “Why is it not dishevelled?!”

She licked her lips and forced herself to shrug: “I was going to eat him too, earlier, but I much prefer maidens.”

“So do I,” a voice, not with a lisp and much, much louder spoke right into Laura’s neck.

She screamed and turned around, ready to shove whatever monster was lurking there. Her hands only found thin air, however, but at the edge of the plateau as she was, she lost her footing and one leg slid down the slope, unearthing another boulder to roll down thunderously.

‘Rocks!’ The idea finally came to her, in between her heart beating up her throat, her other knee hitting the ground hard and her eyes darting around, still looking for a voice that had no physical origin.

She finally understood that the dragon was messing with her and turned to face it once more, worried that it might use the distraction to attack her. She should have been throwing rocks at the thing, try to bring it down. The dragon was on its heels, ready to take off at any sign of threat.

“Ow.”

As the adrenaline receded, her knee started to hurt. She realized that there was another rock right where it had landed, but if the dragon was still reading her thoughts it now knew the same. But a rock was a rock and if it was anywhere near as big and heavy as the foundlings she had dislodged so far it might give her a way of fighting back, provided she could actually hit her target.

So, she remained on the ground, awkwardly with one leg off the plateau, just sitting there and working her hand beneath her knee. It was probably good to make some distracting conversation.

‘So, you like to eat damsels too, huh?’

“Shouldn’t you be in some lair atop a mountain, being slain by a knight or whatever?” She asked bluntly.

To her surprise, the creature gave a bark of laughter, but the voice in her head answered.

“Our return into this world has been a recent thing. A voice said ‘come’, and we came, all, all that are left of us.”

“I’ve seen you.” She replied at once. “You were flying, high up in the sky where I can’t crush you. If you had any sense you would go up there again.”

Perhaps it was even worth losing the gold if doing so meant she could have a conversation with this beast, she thought. It had to be thousands of years old and she might learn a thing or two, things that might prove useful. On the other hand would she be loath to part with her plunder. She had worked for it and her kingdom might have fewer problems by virtue of it…maybe. In any event, if she could talk to the dragon, get rid of it one way or the other and then keep her gold too, that would be the dream.

“Not even a dragon can fly forever,” the voice answered deeply but left it at that while the golden eye was still transfixed upon her.

She really wondered if the dragon could make any sense of the things it must have found in her mind. If anything, it must have been terribly confusing, even for a probably wise, old and magical creature such as this one.

“Right.” Laura said when another notion came to her. “But you could’ve crawled under some rock and stayed there. What is it, does it get lonely without a hoard? I just thought how wise you probably must be, yet here you are, conversing with your doom, all for a few measly, glinting coins.”

Again, the dragon hissed, baring its teeth at her. The realization that it was anger she had provoked was stunning.

“It is as greedy as I am!” The dragon accused her with its inadequate mouth this time. “I will burn it for this hoard, just like I did its little worm!”

It must have found the contents of her mind too confusing, Laura thought. Memories of a past long gone from a world that to this creature was a long distant future it couldn’t possibly make sense of. Maybe there was something else, though, but she couldn’t put her finger on it.

“A wizard told me that your fire is magic.” She went on with the conversation. “Is that true?”

The dragon studied her hatefully, not responding. If she wanted answers she would have to ask better questions or otherwise one of them would do something that would result in the end of the momentary respite. It occurred to Laura that with the boy charcoaled and devoured there wasn’t any discernible reason why the creature remained on the ground like this.

Laura was on the ground too, after all, and there seemed no better opportunity to fly more fire-breathing attack runs. She could’ve gotten up had she wanted to, however, and perhaps the dragon knew that. Her knee would be blue tomorrow, but other than that she couldn’t feel that there might be anything wrong with it.

“What is your name?” She tried again but received only another sigh as a response.

Actually, the dragon’s demeanour started to unnerve her. She couldn’t tell why it remained on the ground, and so motionless at that too. The rock was almost loose at this point, but she had to work so much that it must have been easy to spot what she was doing. But the dragon didn’t care.

“How old are you?” She continued. “Where do you come from? Where are you going? What kind of dragon are you?”

None of it worked, though.

“What happened to the Farindel Woods, why is the Red Curse back?”

The dragon’s head snapped around so that slits of both its eyes were now looking at her. It was rather weird, Janna had said once that flight animals, as opposed to predators, tended to have their eyes on opposite sides of their head so as to be able to see as much of their surroundings as possible. Predators on the other hand needed to be able to see three-dimensionally, distance to and speed of their prey and so on, which was why their eyes both pointed in the same direction.

That would make a dragon, or this one at least, not a predator. The space in which it was able to see three-dimensionally was extremely limited on account of its long, oversized snout. But then again, it was magic all over. Laura could feel it.

“Do you know?” She followed up on the long-awaited reaction. “What happened there?!”

It looked like the dragon would reply to her for a long moment. Then, however, it faded, like frost on a window, vanishing into thin air.

“Wait!” Laura called, lunging forward, patting the ground where it had been. The imprints of its claws upon the ground were still there, but that was all. She could have screamed with rage. She looked towards her gold, half a step off to the side, and discovered that one of her vessels of treasure had gone as well.

“Thief!”

She stood up at once, scanning the horizon. It had to have been magic, an ‘Illusion’ spell, she judged, and a rather trippy experience to have been subject to. The real dragon had clawed her gold and made off with it while she was unknowingly seeing an entirely different reality.

She felt like she had seen something like that once, back on Earth in an old movie or something. Her parents used to love those…

She shook her head to get rid of the memory. It hurt and there were more pressing matters at hand, as usual.

Then she saw it, flying towards Vairningen, not very high or fast at all, struggling with the weight of the boat that was about a third its size and filled with heavy metals. The rock was in her hand at once and she ran, down the less steep slope, crunching rotten vine stocks under her heels as she went. Then it was back the way she had come. She was physically fit and the world was small, and the speed she could achieve sprinting had to be akin to a racing car or even an aeroplane at this rate.

The long, golden-scaled neck twisted around at the commotion she made, a golden eye with a black slit narrowing at her. The huge, pale wings started to beat faster but changed their angle somewhat as the creature was sacrificing speed for altitude. It was a clever move. Laura could outrun the dragon, but not outclimb it.

‘I’m coming for you, thief!’ She thought in her mind and hoped that the dragon could still hear her. ‘I will crunch you under my feet like all the rest!’

It wasn’t so much about the gold anymore as it was about vengeance. It would be the greatest thing to keep it alive, maybe torture it to gain its knowledge, but it had proved to be too powerful for that. A quit pro quo, horse trade kind of arrangement might have worked initially, but Laura had probably been betrayed by her thoughts so that any such notion was now futile.

When she was only four steps away, the dragon was almost over Vairningen and so high that she was doubtful if she could still reach it. So, she hurled her rock. It was big, heavy even for her. It sailed through the air and towards its target. Laura had never been particularly good at throwing, though. Not as bad as some girls in school, the kinds of girls who would even have trouble launching a paper plane. But not as good as a professional athlete either, or those sporty girls who seemed to have no other hobbies.

On this occasion, luck was at least partially on her side. It wasn’t a full-on hit. That might have smashed the dragon dead anyway. Rather the rock struck its left wing, jerking the creature to one side and sending it into a spiralling tumble.

And it was losing altitude.

Today, luck was certainly not on the side of Vairningen, however. The huge, massive boulder did not stay in the air for long. After striking the dragon’s wing it fell, like a stone was supposed to, and landed square amidst the tightly packed homes and shops of the small town, rolling once, twice, and kicking up straw, debris and wood as it went and tearing with it many a funny, small garland.

There was so much dust that it vanished from vision after a moment, but Laura paid it small mind anyways. Up above the destruction on the ground, the dragon spiralled and screamed. Still it seemed to cling to the boat full of gold. Perhaps that showed how greedy it was, the poor thing. Nevertheless did some coinage spill, like a golden rain, or hailstones. It would have been nice had they landed inside Vairningen, like a recompense for the damage Laura had just caused. But such things only happened in movies.

The dragon ultimately caught itself near the ground, flapping another time before it fell completely, veering off to the side of its broken wing. Laura was hot on its heels of course, but to her surprise it was quite fast on the ground as well. It had abandoned the gold mid-flight to have its claws free, dropping it straight into the river from a low altitude. The boat teetered left and right and left again but proved to continue afloat even perilously overladen.

Laura might have shaken her head at the display, thinking back to what the Phex priest in the town had said about greed before she had drowned him. Even faced with certain death, the dragon could not bring itself to just drop it, let it spill and be lost upon the ground. It could’ve dropped its load much earlier and lived, whereas now it was scurrying on the ground like a rat, running as fast as it could from Laura’s feet behind it.

But it was quick.

Laura took the river with a big leap, one step behind the dragon, then two steps on account of staggering. The dragon didn’t run like a dog using for- and hindquarters as one, but rather seemed to march like a rooster front and aft simultaneously. Its long, slender tail gave it balance and helped with the distribution of weight and its folded wings still flapped ever so slightly to give it more speed.

Had there been trees, who knew, it might actually have escaped already. It could change direction rapidly too, as Laura discovered when she aimed at its centre mass for her foot to land on only for the golden body to cut ninety degrees to the left and her landing a little off so that she twisted her ankle and fell.

It was at that moment she realized she could have let the dragon go and not pursued it. But just like it was clinging to the gold so did she cling to her hatred. Her ankle throbbed. She had taken damage. It was a bit like her knee earlier, except worse. But a quick wiggle of her toes meant that it probably wasn’t broken.

‘Please don’t be broken.’

It was hard to tell such things in the heat of the moment.

The fall had seen her smash head over heels into a stubble field. Everything was dirty now, including her face. It was stupid, but she wouldn’t let the dragon escape.

It looked quite funny there now as it ran down the road in its absurd goose-step sprint while being all golden. Laura climbed back to her feet and tested her ankle, seeing that she could still use it, even if it hurt a little.

The long neck craned around another time, then went back and lowered down to the road for more speed. Running on the road, Laura was even faster, however. On the fields it was like running through mud because she was so bloody heavy. She didn’t want to risk another sidestep of her prey, so she just jumped high and wide, bringing both her feet forward to maximize the kill zone, just in case.

At the lack of footfalls, the neck turned yet again, and she could see one golden eye widen with terror when the dragon saw her. It was too late to make a cut this time.

The cobbled road gave way in a splash of stones and white sand that would have murdered any bystanders, had there been any. Laura’s feet connected with her intended target and her weight did the rest. This target was larger than any other living thing she had crushed thus far. The dragon was even larger than any ogress.

It rolled for half a turn before becoming stuck under her heels, at which point its belly refused to move on account of the pressure while its back couldn’t help but move because of Laura. It ripped open and unravelled like a rabbit under a truck tire. Laura slid along on its disintegrating body and fell over backwards.

She had lost sight of the dragon when there was an explosion of flame, briefly warming everything from her soles all the way up to her crotch. She landed on her butt and elbows, and quickly got up to see whether or not she had caught fire.

She hadn’t, and the warmth was already gone again, everywhere but her feet. She brought them up, finding them smoking and covered in hot, red, bubbling dragon’s blood. It was as hot as boiling water, and getting hotter quickly as the warmth spread through her skin. She grasped her shoes and tore them off, her socks as well for good measure. Then everything was fine.

While her breath calmed, she regarded her shoes, which were still smoking and the rubber seemed to liquefy now too. It made sense, she figured, for a creature like a dragon to be very hot-blooded. She tossed her footwear and socks into the river where everything hissed and foul-smelling vapour started rising from bubbles of boiling water for a long moment.

“Fuck!” She said aloud, despite being alone.

The dragon carcass between her legs was smoking as well. It was a bloody mess in the truest sense of the word, a scene of carnage more than two feet long. There was a lot of blood in a dragon as well.

She wanted its skin, though, the golden scales, and its head for a trophy to show off in Honingen. It was another awesome display of her power, or at least an explanation for why she was limping and covered in dirt. When she had sat and rested enough, she grabbed a bit of skin that had cooled and lowered the entire body into the river. She didn't know if there were any particular things one could do with the innards of a dragon, and in any case did she judge them still too hot to touch.

They fell off and were left upon the road, the river red with blood and the boat slowly drifting off in the distance until it ran aground at a bend in the river almost a kilometre away from Vairningen. When she had it and was walking past the town back to the plateau to get the rest of her booty, she caught a good glimpse of the damage her rock had caused.

Seven or so houses were damaged or partially devastated with roofs caving in, and three or so had been absolutely flattened. A handful of dead had been laid out side by side amidst the devastation, ranging from mostly intact to equally as squished as the dragon.

“I’m sorry about this.” She said, even though she couldn’t help but smile. “I wasn’t aiming for you lot. Let me make good on it with a little loan.”

She upended the remaining contents of her boat right into Vairningen, coins and goldware clinking and clattering on the cobbled ground. The silence in the town was palpable. All labour had stopped once more. Neither was there a panic, though.

“You will pay it back to me by the end of next week, double.” She smirked at them. “Pay up or get crunched.”

Her shoes and socks were still dripping water and she was barefoot now, so she had to get back to Honingen and get a fire going. The exertion of killing the dragon had made her quite hungry too, however. She bent and took a girl from the village, blond and clueless-looking, tore the green woollen skirts off and tossed her into her mouth.

‘I’m a dragon slayer.’ She thought cheerily while she played with the girl on her tongue, making her way back to the plateau to retrieve her other boats. She could barely wait to show off the dragon to Janna and the people of Honingen.

It would probably be a good idea to slow things down and get situated for the winter. Honingen’s food supplies were beginning to run low at this point, but they had a whole kingdom now to supply them. Winter would probably suck no matter what they did, so it might be best to just lay low, stay drunk and eat well while listening to medieval music and watching spectacles. Laura might kill a few people here and there, but not too much to upset things.

Spring should be amazing, a time of emergence, whereas in winter the days were short, the weather cold and wet, the trees bare of leaves and the people miserable, or so Laura assumed. For this reason, she thought that finding a way to make it go by quicker was the best course of action, somewhat in contrast to the bountiful things still left unchecked on her to-do list. She didn’t even want to think about that.

When Honingen was in sight again, she started skipping, ignoring the throbbing in her ankle.

But what she found did not bring her any joy.

-

The drums were beating: Ba-dum, dum-dum-dum…dum, ba-dum, dum-dum-dum…

“We are the Vulture’s heap of men, ha-ya, oho!” Dum-dum-dum-dum. “And trodden down we rise again, ha-ya, oho!” Dum-dum-dum-dum…dum. “Spears in line! Left, right, fine! Hoist the drawstring shoe and drink the wine! Spears in line! Left, right, fine! Hang the tyrants up by neck and spine!”

Ba-dum, dum-dum-dum…dum, ba-dum, dum-dum-dum…dum.

Far as songs went, it wasn’t his best creation, Garvin took note uneasily. Hopefully, that told the countess that they had practically forced him, left him little choice whether to make it or not. It was a marching song, steady and unrelenting and the second verse rolled around like a thunder from a hundred throats.

“When Praios dug and Travia spun, ky-ree-elice!” Dum-dum-dum-dum…dum. “Where were you then, oh nobleman? Ky-ree-elice!” Dum-dum-dum …

Then it was the refrain again, double tempo but easy to hold on account of the drums, whose players knew their craft well. Garvin was sweating and had to lick his lips else they’d dry up.

He was on the entirely wrong side of this. He should not have been part of this at all. But he had ended up here, separated from everyone else.

“We want war! We want war!” Everybody had shouted.

The countess and the other nobles had been taken by the knights and soldiers and rushed to safety. The courtiers who attended them did their best to do the same. Garvin had failed. The rebels had started burning the wooden stands which were draped in cloth and soon burned like candles. The tents burned even better, wax cloth that they were, and fuelled with the straw from the horselines.

Everything had been full of smoke and Garvin had to save Cathal. It had been a close call, but Garvin’s previous song, the one he couldn’t even remember singing, had saved their lives. The people had liked his song and now they had wanted a new one, a song for Florian Vulture, the rebel of Abilacht, whom they had freed from his caged wagon where he had been kept. Thus was born The Vulture’s Heap of Men.

Without doubt, Laura would have crushed the rebels had she not quarrelled with Janna and taken her leave. And now she would crush all of Honingen, surely, and Garvin with them. These people he saw were fools, but he dared not say so openly.

“Marvellous song, singer!” Florian Vulture commented from the head of the table when the singing had stopped. “I have always enjoyed the beating of drums. A choice cut of meat for Garvin Blaithin!”

“Hoorah!”

Garvin waved off awkwardly, staring at his thin leek soup with a withered, bony piece of smoked salmon. He had not touched a spoon of it. His song had earned him the questionable honour of sitting with those who deemed themselves the foremost within this soon to be short-lived rebellion. They were set up, not in the city hall, nor any of the taverns that would have been far better suited for this make-shift feast, such as the Horse Thief’s Inn, the luxurious Honinger Land Hotel, the Red Unicorn, the recently closed Seven Tulamidian Nights or the Blue Tower Tavern. Instead, of all places, they were set up in the colourful temple of Tsa.

As was customary, the building was being used secondarily as an orphanage. Dirty children were everywhere, running, screaming and laughing as they pleased, regardless of the terrified priestesses who were trying to reign them in on account of the rebels. The venue had been chosen because the rebels were hiding from the giantesses, so none of the traditional centres of power were fit for use.

To his credit, Florian Vulture knew how to behave like a nobleman and had forbidden unwanted advances upon the women by any of his men. Preventing rape had been amongst the first things he enacted when the people had freed him and taken him for their leader. Garvin had heard contradicting accounts on the Vulture’s birth and station, however, which had burned under his nails while he was writing his song.

The man was bulky, large but droop-shouldered, with a fearsome but reasonably well-trimmed beard. His hair was curly straw for the most part but seemed to turn darker the closer it crept down his neck. His clothes were Horasian somewhat after a fashion, but not fashionable as such. Garvin knew an arming jacket when he saw one, and this one had seen much use as was visible from wear and sweat stains. The man’s hat was vaguely Horasian as well but patched so often and ordained with such queer ornamentations that one could not make sense of them.

The most pause-giving part about Florian Vulture was the iron ring still forged about his neck, a thing that reminded everybody how close to death he had had come. The chain attached to that ring had been struck off and now he ruled Honingen, at least until Laura turned them all to smears beneath her feet.

“We’re not cutting tongues out any longer, singer. Those days are done. Speak your mind as were you a lord in his own hall and put yourself at ease.”

It became apparent to Garvin that he should have said something after receiving praise. The table was deathly silent all of a sudden and everyone had to be looking at him. A fresh platter arrived with slices of roasted salt mutton with a gravy that was black as night, pushing away his soup bowl. He stared at that too for a moment longer, watching the thick goo dripple over the dry, stringy meat he saw there. Priestesses did not make for accomplished cooks, and an orphanage had to make due with alms and the such like.

“Th-thank you, my lord.” He stammered. “A-and for the meat.”

He shovelled a piece of pork with his spoon and tried to eat it, but his jaw did not appear to have the strength.

“Can’t live on praise alone after all, eh?” The Vulture chuckled and a few at the table grinned with him. “I am no lord, though, no matter my blood. And we shall do away with that shite for good, I wish you all know that. We’re all equals here.”

“Hear, hear!” It rang from the benches, but by far not all of them.

Garvin did not know what to make of that. It didn’t matter anyhow, seeing as they were all in for a thorough flattening with the return of Laura. The thought made him swallow somehow, which was bad because he hadn’t chewed his salt pork. If truth be told he hadn’t really tasted it either, not with his mind at it. As a result, he choked and coughed violently and was ultimately forced to spit out the meat back onto the platter.

“Oh?” Florian Vulture leaned forward. “Do you have any objections to our ideals, or is that meat turned?”

Conversations on the other benches seemed to silence at once.

Garvin had to breathe heavily for a moment: “N-no, my lord, I only…I cannot eat with our doom impending so closely.”

The Vulture laughed: “Ah, have courage, my friend! We shall stay indoors until these giant wenches have moved on. They won’t destroy Honingen.”

The notion was so utterly stupid that Garvin almost despaired. Laura and Janna had reportedly laid waste to the entirety of Thorwal, which was a deal bigger than even the entire Kingdom of Albernia. Furthermore, they had flattened Winhall so thoroughly that only its outer walls remained, and then done the same for the better part of the County. They had killed tens of thousands for no apparent reason at all, and Honingen had given them enough cause to do the same here.

A braver man asked before Garvin found the words: “Aye, what makes you so sure of that, though? And why would they just move along?”

The Vulture was more than inclined to explain again: “Well, they haven’t destroyed it thus far, have they? They like this old town, for all we know, or they made a deal with that old harridan of Countess. Makes no matter. And without the city, the countess does not have enough food to feed them through the winter, so they will have to go elsewhere.”

Murmurs of agreement and doubt mixed equally in the room until someone different asked: “And then?”

“We desire only to be free and serve no foreign ruler, good or evil.” Florian Vulture declared. “We can trade with anyone who will have us, as before. And we shall be a free city. No more wars, no kings or lords to scrape to. I’ve done my deal of scraping, you can believe me, and there’s been days I’ve been scraped to myself. I care none for it.”

“I thought you was a sellsword, fightin’ in them Horasians’ wars!” Someone from further away called out.

“Aye, so I was,” replied the Vulture with a smile. “Killing men on the battlefield has taught me that there is no such thing as blue blood, only pale skin and unhealthy arrogance, both of which you get by shunning honest work beneath Praios’ all-seeing eye!”

“Who will lead us then,” an older man inquired quickly before a cheer could errupt, “if we’re all equals?”

It seemed that Garvin’s little impasse had unleashed a flurry of questions, begging in itself the question of what men were asking in parts of Honingen where Florian Vulture was not on hand to answer them. The rebel had a whole lot to answer for, far as Garvin was concerned, no matter how much he had addressed during his great speech on Travia Square earlier.

Someone else shouted before the Vulture could speak: “The Council of Guilds of course, you dimwit!”

“Belisa Tibradan!”

“Florian will lead us!”

The big rebel ignored all of it: “We will govern ourselves, as we should. All men are equal before the Twelve, and thus every man shall have a voice, a vote, one vote to cast according to his will whatever it may be.”

The idea was absurd, as was pointed out immediately: “Every man? Surely not every man, no? Only those that own a lot in the city have its good interests at heart, that’s obvious. We shan’t put our fate in the hands of beggars and daytallers, not to mention refugees, travelling folk and Norbards?!”

“He said every man, didn’t he, you old coxcomb! Now shut your yap!”

A fight broke out that was quickly turning into a brawl, forcing the Vulture to stand up and spread his arms wide.

“Friends!” He called out forcefully, his booming voice commanding respect. “If we’re not equals, then what’s the point? Whatever small group we put above ourselves would just be like the lords and ladies who were there before them. Every man has a vested interest in the success of our city, and if we do it my way then the cooler heads will always prevail!”

“I hear you talk of men,” a Tsa priestess holding a crying child noted, “what of us women, do we not live here too?”

“Women folk are feeble-minded!” A man put her down at once, even while Florian Vulture seemed to struggle for a reply.

Another remark, brought forth by the very first man, gave him an exit: “That all matters nothing! The singer’s right, we’re all doomed! Even if those giant demon whores leave us be here, Countess Franka will not!”

“Weren’t you listening, you blistering fool?!” One with more fervour for the Vulture’s ideals spoke up. “We have more food than she does, let alone men! She cannot starve us out nor fight us out neither!”

“The giant queen controls the kingdom now. You heard her.” Objected the other man. “They can cart food up here from any place they so choose.”

Florian Vulture interjected: “Not with Bragon Fenwasian about, they can’t!”

That shut everybody up quite thoroughly and turned all their heads, including Garvin’s.

“Aye, ha, ha!” The Vulture smirked all around. “The beasts may have trodden on the thistle once, but its pricks are deep within their flesh now. No cart of food, nor weapons or soldiers will reach Honingen. Bragon Fenwasian will see to that.”

Men had wondered where the Count of Winhall had gone, whether he was still alive or with the king perhaps, or else with Arlan Stepahan up in Nostria, a venture that some claimed had not ended well. In retrospect, it seemed obvious that he had done neither. The Fenwasians of Iauncyll never lingered long afar the Farindel, especially now with the Red Curse being back.

Having lived in their shadow for a long time Garvin knew these things well, although Bragon Fenwasian was a harsh man with no taste for music. He said that it distracted him from hearing the wind whisper through the trees and speak to him.

His love for the fairy of course could mean that Fenwasian might be too occupied to blockade Franka Salva Galahan from her supplies, and her men – a majority of her soldiers having stayed loyal to her – had already begun laying siege to the city by blocking off all of Honingen’s gates with dykes, stakes and ditches.

Garvin couldn’t have said whether it was confidence or vanity, but the Vulture’s voice carried so much promise that the room was finally swayed.

The time for questions was over in any case, because a runner arrived blaring his horrible news straight into the room: “The giantess is coming! It’s the big one and she carries soldiers! Quick, arm yourselves!”

That was also a possibility, Garvin realized. Since the rebels were split from house to house, they were vulnerable to attack from foes of their own size, overwhelming their numbers locally while the giantess stood by to stomp on any sallying forces sent to assist. Maybe the Vulture wasn't so clever after all.

“Men!” Florian climbed the table and spoke to everyone at large. “If they try to root us out of our hiding places, then we will fight them! We are more than they are, they cannot conquer us!”

It was as though there was a flaw in every one of Florian Vulture’s plans. Outside they could not go or they would be crushed, meaning that they could hardly help their fellow rebels in other houses.

But it proved to be different.

“Don’t be afraid, tiny people, I come in peace! I’ll not hurt any of you, I swear!”

The thin, stale ale in Garvin’s cup vibrated with every footfall of Janna outside. He did not know that giant woman. At least with Laura he had spoken a couple of times.

“Ha!” The Vulture called out. “They want to negotiate already! What did I tell you?!”

It truly seemed that way, unlikely as it was. But the sudden success also put the rebels at an impasse.

“It’s a trap!” Someone formulated the conundrum immediately. “Don’t go out there, Florian, or you’ll be crushed!”

Curses were uttered by several men all around, but the Vulture once more had thought ahead of them.

“We will send a negotiator!” He explained. “Who among you can retell those things I said?”

While no one answered, Garvin had a bad feeling in his gut and he tried to make himself as small as possible. But the inevitable unfolded much as it always did, and he couldn't do anything about it.

“Singers have good memories, don’t they?”

“Of course they do, else how would they remember all them songs?!”

He dared not refuse them.

Thus, the horrible task fell unto him, and he found himself darting from shadow to shadow between the houses to get to where the giantess stood. Laura had not returned yet, it seemed, but from near every house he passed people hissed after him for news of the Vulture. He ignored them all and made haste, ultimately arriving at the gargantuan brown leather boots of Janna, slightly sunk into the cobbled street from all her massive weight.

It so happened that just when he arrived, the Horasian Signor Hatchet was emerging from one of the buildings that Garvin identified as the recently closed Seven Tulamidian Nights. Behind him went Abilachter Riders on foot and wrestling with several large stone clay tubs of Novadi fashion and bringing them out onto the street.

“You?!” The Horasian gaped at him. “What are you doing here?”

The horseless riders also gave him quizzical looks.

“I can explain!” Garvin called to them loudly so that the giantess would hear and not inadvertently squish him. “I am sent as the Vulture’s negotiator!”

In truth, there wasn’t much he could negotiate on, only explain the situation and make it sound to the rebels’ advantage, although the wisdom of such an undertaking seemed highly questionable.

Signor Hatchet’s gaze darkened: “Only ever leads songs, he said. Heh! You have all doomed yourselves, you and your friends, do you know this?”

‘They are not my friends!’ Garvin wanted to say but was interrupted by an excited diversion from on high.

“I’m just here for my yoghurt.” The giantess said. “Is that it, there?”

“Aye!” The man Hatchet replied. “Though I understand we may have to find some of the people who used to work here to make more of it!”

“No need.” The giantess bent down with breath-taking speed. “I know how. And what would this be? You haven’t been looting, I hope.”

She was referring to a large brown cloth sack that seemed to emit a most peculiar smell, carried by one of the soldiers.

“Our demands...” Garvin helplessly tried his luck but no one heeded him.

The rider with the sack spoke right over him: “’tis Mibeltube, this! Vicious stuff, outlawed. Ought to be burned!”

There was irritation in Janna’s voice: “Mibel-what?”

“Mibeltube.” Signor Hatchet explained. “The followers of Rashtullah abhor drink and burn this plant instead, inhaling the fumes. It makes a man feel becalmed and strange, hungry as well, or confused at times. Use too much of this and it plays evil on your humours, which is why the plant is outlawed in those lands such as heed the Twelve.”

“Is it now...” Janna seemed strangely intrigued. “I shall take that for safekeeping then. Now unto you, little man, you were saying something about demands?”

Janna’s gigantic attention shifted to him like a mountain bending to speak with a bug. It was so frightening that he forgot all he had meant to say for a moment.

“We desire only to be free and serve no foreign ruler, good or evil!” He began his task once the spinning of his mind allowed, well aware that any word he spoke might be his last.

But if he did not deliver this to her, surely the people of Honingen would kill him too. He was likely doomed either way.

To his surprise, however, she sensually closed her eyes and nodded: “Of course you do. This was inevitable. Please don’t be so afraid of me. I’m not the monster you think. Or I try not to be anyway.”

That had to be just a cruel trick, he thought, but somehow it gave him courage enough to repeat all that Florian Vulture had spoken.

“There’s a contradiction in there.” She pointed out when he was done. “You said no foreign ruler in the beginning but now it sounds like you want no ruler at all.”

She was very wise to see this, he had to concede. But there was a resolution.

“None who is not from Honingen,” He said, “which includes Her Highborn, Countess Franka!”

Janna pursed her gargantuan lips and seemed to chew her tongue, undoubtedly weighing in her mind whether or not to eat him.

“That is a teensy-weensy bit bigoted, I’m afraid. Well, unless there was a way to become a Honinger. I trust you don’t plan to lock your gates and never let anybody from outside into your city again, do you?”

The Vulture had spoken about trade, so Garvin could firmly shake his head in acknowledgement.

“All good then.” The giantess smiled down. “I hereby accept your terms. And I’m proud of you, but you shouldn’t stop there. There ist much and more that you must work on. But I appreciate your autonomy in this. Don’t be bigoted, though, and remember what I said at the tourney grounds. If I hear something about bigotry from this town I may have to come in here and have a word with you.”

He nodded even before remembering her words from earlier. Ever since Laura had trampled into Garvin’s life everything was on its head. He was separate from his wife, his children, his mother, his home and all the rest of it. There was happening so much that it was easy to become confused.

When he remembered what Janna had actually said at the tourney grounds, he also recalled the bodies of those black-skinned people who had been released from Galahan Palace’s service. They had been rounded up, butchered and robbed of the considerable wealth Janna had bestowed on them from Lady Franka’s coffers. This could bode badly for him.

But by that time she had already taken her prize and left, her heavy boots pounding cobblestones into the ground on her way out of the city. The man Hatchet, the soldiers, they were gone as well, travelling in her hand. Around Garvin in the houses, people started cheering.

He felt a bit of relief then, and a bit strange as well. It was unreal. By rights he should have been one with the street or fighting digestion in a godly belly. Unfortunately, the exaltation lasted only for a few moments.

It was a young man who started the violence, running out from a low house entrance and picking up a rock to cast it after Janna, even though she had been without reach within her first pavement-crushing step.

“Fuck off from our city!” He hollered after her, but if she heard him she chose to pay him no mind.

It could have ended there. Or maybe not, Garvin thought. Perhaps there were too many contradictions in the Vulture’s plans. Perhaps his ideas were too unheard of. But the moment they got what they wanted, the people turned Honingen into a giant pie and opposing groups started to carve out slices for themselves.

It was already unfolding when he made it back to the temple.

“Stop this folly and bend the knee, my Lord!” A well-dressed Travia priest in dark yellow that Garvin could not identify right away pleaded with the Vulture.

“We shan't!” The bigger man barked back.  “We got what we bargained for, didn’t we? And I am no lord!”

“Be that as it may, your…” The other replied. “Well, I happen to be provost of a temple, and you will address me with Your Reverence. That is the first thing. Secondly, you must see that this folly of yours cannot be allowed to continue! The city is going mad and our most holy jar is still missing!”

It was Travin Nosfolk then, Garvin concluded, provost of the Travia temple. The loss of the Jar of Holy Theria was still on people’s minds but had been pushed back a tad in light of constantly unfolding horrors. It was as though Honingen was haunted by demons, and on second thought, Garvin knew who those demons were.

“I’m going to give you that jar when it turns up, damn you!” Florian Vulture rose. “I have no time to deal with this just now! We have a city to rule, and now is the time for celebrations, not your damn nagging!”

Suffering not another word, the successful rebel turned away from seat and spotted Garvin at the entrance to the hall. His mood swung from disgruntlement to jubilation within a split second.

“Blaithin!” He cheered. “I cannot fathom what you must have told that big wench but it seems you were quite convincing! We are all in your debt, my friend!”

Garvin chewed his lip: “I conveyed only your words, Sire, as best as I could remember.”

“Humility is a virtue!” The Vulture paid a side glance to Travin Nosfolk who was watching on. “But too much is unbecoming of great men as you!”

“As you say.” Garvin bowed his head, unsure what else to do. “Then…”

The priest was not going to suffer being second to some lowly singer and interrupted him, sparing Garvin the embarrassment: “It is you who should practice humility, Vulture! Do not praise the day before evenfall! I have spoken at lengths with our Lady of Galahan to learn the nature of these beasts under whose boots we live now, and she has told me that the two of them are seldom of one mind. What one says might be counteracted by the other at a moment’s notice, and your lackey there happens to only have spoken with the one giantess they call Janna, markedly the more tranquil and peaceable one of the two! Returns the smaller one, we may well still face annihilation, unless you come to some reckoning on our situation. I plead you, Sir, do not throw away our lives so foolishly!”

Garvin’s heart dropped into his britches and he realized that what the provost said might well be true.

“Well then,” the Vulture grumbled after some thinking played out behind his beard, “Garvin Blaithin, it seems your golden tongue might have to do it again!”

It would have been a fit time to fall over and break his neck, Garvin thought, but as ever the gods were not so merciful. He could only nod and free the path for the rebel who went to celebrate his victory anyway. It wasn’t as though there was much choice in the matter, given that the whole city seemed to be celebrating regardless of what any doubter might say.

Not the whole city though, as it turned out right after they had made their way back to Travia square. There was a huge crowd around the Vulture and many folk wanted to touch him, be close to him, see this mighty man who seemed to have freed them from their oppressor.

But as one oppressor went, others stepped up to fill the role, like mummers in some farce that knew no ending. It might well have been that other men simply had other ideas for the city, but to Garvin's understanding these two things amounted to being one and the same.

The first of these men appeared with armed guards in tow, a gang of ragtag and bobtail armed to their rotten teeth with whatever they could find, challenging the Vulture from afar. What he said could only be heard when the mass of people had quieted down and the street became silent as a grave.

“You’re not from Honingen either, so we think you ought to go! You’re no ruler of ours! We don’t need rulers anymore! Now will you go peacefully, or must we kill you fist?!”

It was the end of the challenger’s speech but still sufficed to know what this was about. Garvin took a look around to see how many fighting men were on his side but finding little encouragement for his effort as many folk seemed to abendon their liberator as swiftly as they had flogged to him in the first place.

Florian Vulture nevertheless replied directly: “I am no ruler of yours, whoever you are! We rule ourselves in this city, in whichever way we please!”

“Aye,” the challenger spat onto the ground, “about that. It would please us rather you not be one of us.”

Garvin had learned his lesson and retreated from the Vulture’s side as quickly as circumstances permitted. He was no fighter, and the odds were bad.

“We’re all brothers here!” Florian shouted to everyone around. “Except for this man! He thinks he can snatch defeat from the jaws of victory and place himself over you! To arms then! Anyone who wants to live free, join me now!”

It wasn’t clear from where, Garvin certainly hadn’t seen it before, but through the ranks of Florian’s men a monstrous sword was passed, longer than a man but not as wide as the great swords that hung in some lords’ halls.

“That’s Cormac Cutler of Ingerimm Street!” Garvin heard it whispered nearby.

He found that a queer name for a sword before realizing that it was the name of Florian's challenger.

“I heard his wife left him when he fell on hard times, and then he lost his shop to the guild.”

“Horseshit! Been always a numbskull, that one. Bet he done lost it on dice!”

Whatever the specifics of this Cormac Cutler’s disposition, not even the arrival of the giant sword seemed to dissuade him, although some of his backers clearly wavered. There would be blood in the street any moment now, and Garvin wasn’t sure whether to stick around and watch it.

“Well, go on then, little man!” Florian Vulture shouted. “Soon you can watch the grass grow from below!”

The other had a long knife and pointed it: “I’ll pluck your feathers, Vulture!”

There was a feather on Florian's hat, but what bird it might have be belonged to was a question for more civilized occasions.

While Vulture and Cutler berated each other, his Reverence Travin Nosfolk had put himself into position half between the opposing parties: “Stop this madness now and come to your bloody senses!”

Hearing a priest swear, and one of such stature too, was offensive to good virtue, certainly. But it underscored how damned the situation was. It wasn’t bad enough yet, however, because at a series of shouts, another group entered the scene from behind Cutler’s position, pushing their way through onlookers and shoving them aside.

These were earnest craftsmen, one could see at once, brandishing the tools of their trade alongside arms of city militia such as spears, clubs and crossbows, indicating that they had raided at least one armoury. It was chaos. They were led by their guild masters of which there were quite many, in jackets emblazoned with their guild’s insignia. This group was still larger than Cormac’s.

“Step aside Cutler!” The greying guild master Conaill Glover stepped forth, leather knife in hand. “We’ve come to pluck the feathers of this Vulture once and for all!”

Garvin knew the man by way of having bought a pair of fur-lined gloves from him years ago. He still had them stashed away in Elia’s tower, although by now one finger had worn through.

“And what do you want, man?!” Florian Vulture challenged him. “Are you another one who does not see that all of us are brothers?”

“You’re no brother of mine, Vulture!” Glover replied. “And even amongst brothers are there are elders and youngers alike! One leads the other by rights! We have heard your notions of leadership, and we do not agree! The guilds have led Honingen’s fortunes since its founding, together with the temples and the city magistrate! We’re not doing away with that for your sake!”

As sensible as this was, it suffered from lack of imagination. There had been a city council including the guild masters before, headed by a magistrate tasked with putting their decisions into practice. However, it was undeniable that Franka Salva Galahan had really been the one pulling the strings.

‘Before you die.’ Garvin thought. ‘Before you die, take care of every matter. Don’t light your hearth, for cold is probably better. Put on your nicest pair of linen britches. See all seams, in case they’re needing stitches. Play dice and drink, and shout yourself a toast. For one grieves one’s selfish self the most. Do not expect anyone to mourn your dying. But if you don’t leave anything, they all start crying. And die on time, for women need their dresses. To show what blacks each raunchy wench possesses. And as the peril goes with such obsession, if you don’t die on time, they’re out of fashion!’

It brought a brief smile to his lips in spite of himself.

The altercation betwixt Cutler and Glover meanwhile found a very quick and violent ending when Vulture decended upon the man in the middle with his giant sword, cleaning him open from neck to navel in one foul swing. It wasn't an honourable manoeuvre from behind like that, but rebellions were seldom so, as a rule. This was accentuated by the fact that Florian had bodily shoved aside Travin of Norfolk, sending the old but well-revered man splashing into a pile of horse dung.

A woman screamed somewhere. Vulture was drenched in Cutler’s blood. He swung the blade like a broom, making the lesser men cower away in anguish but one got his face cut open and another his skull caved in. The Glovers shyed away from such carnage, and Garvin asked himself where Florian Vulture had been during Honingen's Nameless Day.

‘Oh aye, he was still a prisoner then.’

“The Goddess will be displeased!” Yet a new voice cried. “We are hers to kill! Lay down your arms and repent!”

The talking man was a preacher in sack cloth who had brought neither weapons nor retinue, only words. There was the crude picture of a naked woman drawn with quicklime on his chest.

The man with the open face wreathed and grunted with pain, but nobody helped him. They might have, in time, but just then Laura's voice could be heard, and she was rather wrothful. Everyone ran at once, as did Garvin. He was swept away.

It didn't matter. He ended up in some tavern which was so full with people that he couldn't even tell which one it was. In the room it smelled like death, somehow, as other people too started to notice. The body of a murdered man was soon removed with the knife still in the back of his head.

A true madness had gripped the city when the most recent riots had broken out. This dead man was probably not the only one.

But now, they were all dead anyway, surely. One could hear Laura argue with Janna for some time, and it seemed Laura would not come after all. Soon, men and women whispered that Janna had saved them, mercy prevailed over anger. The people rejoiced even more than before for a time.

But then Laura did come, and they finally understood the error of their ways.

-

Janna felt spaced-out, as though her mind was detached from her body. It wasn’t really true, of course. She was just high. Mibeltube, apparently, was what she and Laura had been looking for all along. The discovery was a monumental step in the right direction. It certainly made things bearable.

Apart from that, Janna finally had something to potentially help her combat the condition she was in. She had her yoghurt, from which to make more yoghurt. The process was super easy.

“Heat milk till it steams,” she had told Franka’s kitchen staff, “let it cool a little bit, add a little bit of the mother substance, cover it and let it rest next to a hearth for half a day. Stir regularly and don’t ever let it reach a boil.”

That was all that was required to make yoghurt, but it only worked if the bacterial culture was added to it from the already existing product. How to make the stuff from scratch, Janna had no idea, but she sensed that it was a good thing that in this medieval world, raw milk was the only kind that was available which was a real paradise for bacteria to grow in. Heat-treated milk did not make for good yoghurt, she remembered one of her biology professors explain. The making of it was now fully underway and she had already tasted a little bit from the batch she had taken from Honingen, just to be sure that it was truly what she was looking for.

And that was the even better part. She had had maybe a quarter teaspoon full, if even that much, and it had been divided up into two little batches because Furio resolutely insisted she try it with the honey he was carrying for some reason. And she could already tell that it was working as the feeling in her belly changed, the pain subsided somewhat. That made her extremely upbeat.

Laura, on the other hand, had not been upbeat at all, and even less about the fact that the inevitable rebellion in Honingen had finally happened. The - in this case literally - downtrodden had risen-up to reclaim their dignity and rule themselves and fulfil the destiny of all mankind. It was a rocky road, Janna knew, but was glad to witness this crucial step towards a more fair and equitable society.

“What?! These little shits go Che Guevara on the city and you sit here fucking around with yoghurt?!” Laura had screamed after learning about the situation.  

But Laura, more than most, was a sucker all kinds of distraction. When Janna had heard Hatchet’s description of the substance, she judged that what she had there was roughly akin to weed. And Laura took to it immediately, mitigating her anger.

And so, the question arose of how to consume it.

Laura exclaimed immediately: “We need a bong!”

They did not have a tremendous amount of the substance, however, probably enough for one good head. Janna herself was very inexperienced when it came to drugs. She knew the scary things they could do to the mind but had to concede that it was preferable to drinking alcohol multiple times a day as they did currently. She had tried weed a couple of times at parties that Laura had brought her to and gotten different results every time. Twice she had a brief period of laughing for no reason upon which she became tired, lethargic and uncomfortable. Once she had become very hungry, and another time she had drunk too much and the tobacco mixed into the joint made her so dizzy that she collapsed onto a chair and puked.

The Mibeltube grew in swampy areas, Furio recited as though from a lexicon, and could act as an aphrodisiac, a stimulant, a relaxant and a couple of other things. Mostly, though, it seemed to get people high, which was why it was outlawed, a fact Furio was very explicit about. Consistency-wise, it handled like the blossom of cattail, bulrush or corndog grass, which actually made it so big to the tiny people that it needed to be ground up in order to smoke it. To Janna, the individual bulbs were still a great deal smaller than grains of rice, making it awkward.

At once, Laura had carpenters summoned, which wasn’t easy since they could no longer draw from the resources of the city. She ripped out a thick, old tree, tore off the branches and told the people in attendance to hollow it toward one end and make a hole in the side at the other, whereby creating a pipe. To prevent the burning drug from being sucked into it and subsequently ingested, she intended to use fine chainmail from some soldier over an iron grate which in turn would have to be ripped out of some building.

When she put her mind to it, Laura could become incredibly resourceful.

The process of hollowing proved lengthy and tedious, however, as the tiny workers scrambled to do what was expected of them with knives, chisels and axes chopping away laboriously at the wood. Laura and Janna each tried their own luck with different tree trunks but ended up either ruining their workpiece by cracking it or destroying whatever tools they used, including two rather fine-looking swords.

“Damn this isn’t as easy as I thought.” Laura had said while biting her lip and looking despairingly at the young, slender boy who was head-first and waste-deep inside the tree trunk. “It’s gonna take forever.”

The beginning was easy enough but slowed down very quickly from there because there wasn't much room inside the trunk to create leverage and the knots in the wood from where branches grew could be unfathomably stubborn.

Then, Laura’s eyes had found the dragon.

Janna had had a good look at the creature and marvelled at it half in absolute awe and half very much afraid. Its features,  far as they were still intact, were mesmerizing, the wings, the horns, the red-golden scales, its mouth and eyes. Whereas the tree dragon had been more cute than unnerving, this thing was positively terrifying. Its teeth were so sharp that Janna ended up cutting her finger while opening its mouth. It was dead, however, crushed under Laura after trying to steal the gold that Laura had robbed, and there was a considerable hole torn in its belly with much of the organs missing.

The little Horasian Signor Hatchet was summoned to ascertain what kind of dragon this was. It was really the only thing to be done about it under the circumstances, seeing as Laura had already been able to make a number of useful findings about the creature, namely that it could spit fire, fly, use scary magic including the creation of illusions, talk directly into somebody’s head, as well as that it was too greedy for its own good.

“That’s the Achilles’ heel, I guess.” Laura had said. “Imagine, these beings could rule the whole planet if they wanted to, but they get preoccupied with meaningless treasure. And once they have enough of it, I guess they just sit on it forever, afraid that if they go ou, someone might come and steal some of it or whatever.”

When the words were translated to them, Furio and Signor Hatchet agreed with that assessment most thoroughly, although Signor Hatchet reminded them that according to ancient legend dragons had in fact once upon a time ruled the world. He furthermore named this one an Emperor Dragon, one of the largest and mightiest, albeit not the meanest he could name. That, however was a bit anti-climactic given the apparent ease with which Laura had destroyed the creature.

“It might be that this one was not yet fully grown.” Hatchet reasoned upon further inspection of the corpse. “But then again, this end result is not starkly surprising given how much bigger than it you are.”

Also, the whole thing hadn't actually been that easy, Laura reflected the account. If not for the gold, it might have easily escaped.

“Heck, if my stone had missed, it would have gotten away with it!”

And it may as well have used the illusion to do something horrible to Laura like burn her face, bite her eyeball or maybe set fire to her hair or clothing.

In fact, this seemed rather important to ascertain, but Furio laid waste to any worries: “Illusions can be quite mighty, yes! But if they had such potency, why, then there would be little need for a battlemage like me! A good illusion is as carefully concocted as a well-rehearsed mummers’ farce. Strong pain, injury or similar irritations from outside its sphere can shatter it.”

“Much like a stabbing at the theatre,” Hatchet explained with an apologetic glance at the wizard, “makes one remember what’s real.”

“It isn’t much use, dead.” Laura observed about the dragon when they had moved on to deal with the problem of how to consume their drugs. “And I bet it’s like fireproof by necessity.”

What she had in mind was absolutely disgusting. Janna had heard urban-legend-type stories of people smoking bugs and stuff like that, and she had once seen a video of someone smoking weed through the carcass of a fish. But this was real and in front of her eyes and Laura took the dragon, applied her lips to its mouth and tried sucking air through it.

There was no sound, but the remaining belly of the beast suddenly seemed to contract. A moment later, Laura had her tongue out and was spitting out tiny pieces of charcoal.

“Urgh!” She made and spent some time scrapping her tongue with her fingernails. “Bitter! That’s the boy it ate, by the way. I tried to save him but it burned him and ate him up. Urgh, I think I got a bit of other stomach contents as well.”

She cleaned her mouth in the lake around Galahan Palace afterwards, which gave her a different idea. Galahan palace had many hearths, and each had to have a chimney. Thus, the solution was obvious, health concerns be damned.

They still had the iron grate and a couple of fastened chainmail shirts put over the hearth so they would not inhale and choke on any solid bits of burning material. Other than that, however, they had found their method of consuming the Mibeltube at last.

Laura went first when the word got back that the servants had lit a fire beneath the Mibeltube in the hearth in question, and she leaned over the castle to take the smokestack delicately into her mouth. The thought of how unfathomably unhealthy this was shot through Janna’s mind, but such things were of no concern now. Laura sucked long and hard while being careful not to break the chimney. Then she coughed up thick, white smoke for a minute.

“Tastes like cilantro.” She wheezed bewilderedly. “But wow, this is some good shit.”

To Janna’s tongue it tasted rather more like ash and burning compost when it was her turn, and she coughed even harder than Laura had, as though her lungs had decided to quit their service and move somewhere else.

“We gotta mix it with some of that stuff Furio puffs all the time, maybe.” Laura pondered hoarsely while Janna coughed. “And by the way, I can’t believe I didn’t think of this earlier, what the fuck are we doing not smoking actual weed?! I mean, they got hemp, right? It’s what their ropes are made of! All we need is those long things when they blossom or something, after we dry ‘em up.”

“Not this time of year.” Janna replied, her throat itching.

Hemp - outside of some drug dealer’s closet under constant UV-lighting and airflow - flowered in late summer. On Earth, anyway. It wasn’t even certain that the species of hemp that grew on this planet would contain THC.

They went through what little Mibeltube they had after two small hits each. Janna worried that it would be insufficient, which proved erroneous when she suddenly noticed one of Franka Salva Galahan’s heralds in attendance, dressed up in a puffy, slashed medieval jacket along with silly, tight pantaloons, and started laughing as though she was looking at a clown.

Then Laura laughed too, so light-heartedly. All seemed to be well.

Further entertainment was provided by several guests and staff inside the palace who seemed to be affected by the substance, probably owing to Janna inadvertently blowing a little into the chimney before her second hit, filling the room that the hearth was in with smoke so much that it came up to the windows. Soon, two noblemen swore they had seen a ghost.

It was good times, peaceful and worriless for the moment, which was exactly what Janna had tried to achieve. Grumpy, mean, old Countess Franka Salva Galahan tried to put a fly in their ointment by stating to be unable to feed the two of them without the stores of Honingen, but Laura and Janna could only giggle about the old woman’s concerns.

Time somehow did not feel linear to Janna anymore, and she regained a sense of appreciation for the small things surrounding her that she had come to take for granted since crash-landing on Saturn Seven.

“We’re like billions of light-years from home and I am high as a kite.” Laura remarked with a broad smile that did not look entirely voluntary.

Janna was staring at her hands: “And we’re huge!”

“I know, right?” Laura giggled. “We’re fucking giants! Speaking of fucking giants, do you have any idea how awesome sex would feel right now?”

Janna got the hint but chose to ignore it, electing to marvel at the tiny people around her instead. At several instances during their journey, they had been surrounded by them so much that she had grown used to them. Now it felt like she was seeing them again for the first time.

“They’re so tiny!” She tried to let Laura know, which seemed very important at the time.

Laura’s response was slurred: “Totally. I’m so horny though, I wanna fuck one of them flat right now.”

While she giggled, Janna dealt her a slap to the shoulder. High or not, principles had to be upheld.

“I shared the Mibeltube with you to make you peaceful!” She scolded her friend. “Don’t be mean to them, just enjoy it, okay?”

“Kay.”

The two of them looked at each other and laughed. Then Laura leaned forward into a kiss. Janna wasn’t entirely opposed to it. She felt better. She felt happy. And they had finally found something peaceful to combat the boredom. Getting high all the time was probably ill-advised as well. But alternating between alcohol and Mibeltube sounded like something that might help them make it through until help arrived while also keeping Laura’s mind off killing, hopefully.

But in terms of sex, Janna was thinking about Steve. It was unrestrained this time, fantasizing to her heart’s content without stopping herself out of reservations or embarrassment. Her second choice would have been Dari. The tiny girl, if attainable, would have made for a wonderful pastime. And then, at her peak, Janna would squash her like a bug and be rid of her.

She realized she needed time alone with her fantasies and went to her sleeping bag with the excuse of being tired. The world was distant before her eyes anyway and she could no longer truly partake in conversation. Laura said something about more Mibeltube in the city, but Janna hardly recognized what she said.

-

Like a god on an anthill, Laura perched inside the city walls. Her arse was placed where the once lovely city hall had been, where Garvin had hidden with Cathal during Honingen’s Nameless day. What parts of the building had not thoroughly been flattened could not stand on their own and had toppled over in a cloud of dust. Garvin happened to see it with his own eyes. Anyone inside was probably beyond saving.

“I have a disease!” Laura proclaimed. “It’s called the Munchies and it can only be quelled by cheese! Bring me all the cheese you've got or I have to eat you instead! And you taste so damn good, mh, come here, you.”

Everyone with legs streamed to her. Not to treat, nor to fight but grovel in hopes of appeasing her. The people of Honingen wanted to right their error and beg her forgiveness so that she would not lay the city low. The rebellion had ended the very moment she set foot inside the walls again, and when she carelessly walked over anyone too slow or stupid to get out of the way, even the last dullard understood that whatever terms Janna had agreed to were worthless. Janna was also nowhere in sight and to the people’s minds, Laura could only have come to do her worst.

Laura’s face, meanwhile, did not strictly appear wroth- or vengeful, only strangely flushed. Likely she knew as well as anyone else that without divine intervention the city stood no chance against her, especially now after Florian Vulture had divided the people against each other at large. It had been abject chaos yet again with looting and all sorts of crime playing out amidst celebrations and attempts to restore a semblance of order. Garvin had not partaken in any of it, far as he could muster.

Before his eyes now, people went down Laura's gullet by the dozens and her fingers were red with the blood of those she had clumsily squashed.

“Wow, cheese and people,” she mumbled with strange admiration and bulging cheeks.

She was eating very quickly, stuffing her face and barely giving herself time to chew. It wouldn’t have surprised Garvin if half of those who entered her mouth were sent down alive amongst pulped corpses and hastily provided food, only to die in the immense darkness of her belly.

And she did not give a crabapple about whom she ate. They were all presented to her, everyone who played a role in the half-day rebellion and still lived, Vulture, Glover, all of them, and many Garvin didn’t even know had played any part at all. Laura took no note of the speeches that were made, the pleas, the accusations and confessions. She just grabbed every- and anyone along with the men and women next to them, and in her mouth they went never to say another word. Vulture went in as one of the first, but probably only because his booming voice annoyed her.

Men, women, young, old, crippled, healthy, tall, short, she ate them all, and still people kept on coming. It was her price for their betrayal, was one way of putting it. And of course, the man who had composed the song for the rebellion and brokered the false agreement with Janna could not be spared. Within an astoundingly short period of time Garvin had become as famous in Honingen as a painted dog in a village, and while he would have loved for this to have happened at any point in the life he once had, just now it was about to get him killed.

He had already been seized by both arms and was dragged to Laura’s mighty form to be devoured, but as it happened there was a line forming with more offenders to be offered up along with those who brought them sacrificing themselves for the city. His britches were stained with his urine and he couldn’t walk on his own.

He kept saying “no, no, no, no, no” and could watch himself do so from behind his eyes. It was as though his life was already over. He could not even hear his captors until one of them thwacked him over the head with an open palm.

“I said now you’re getting munched, singer!”

‘Yes, you and me both, my friend.’ He wanted to say, but all that came out was “no, no, no, no…”

He wasn’t crying though, which made him a little bit proud. Just as he wondered how Cathal was doing he saw the boy between Laura’s fingers, travelling up to his doom. The giantess took no more note of him than she did any of the others, and Garvin never saw Cathal again.

‘Well, maybe we’ll meet later in one state or another.’

He made a prayer in his head that his children might have a good life without him. And, yes, his wife too. They deserved as much. Then it went right quick as Laura just so happened to eat more from Garvin’s side of the masses.

“Wow, there’s so many of you.” Laura said, rubbing her belly.

The group before Garvin was squashed together in between giant female fingers and lifted off into the air, but they became Laura’s last nibble for the time being.

“Phew, I’m stuffed!” She proclaimed with an accentuated belch. “Maybe I’ll eat some more of you when I wake up. Find more Mibeltube now.”

The sight of her standing up and rising into the sky was enough to make any man’s head spin.

‘But it was my turn.’ Garvin thought queerly. ‘Don’t go! You have to eat me too! I was one of them! I was…’

Maybe he should have sung a song.

But Laura stood and started walking forward without a care in the world. People were less than dirt to her. Her sole was coming for him, never knowing he was there.

‘It seems that Phex, seeing he could not make fools wise, made them lucky.’

He thought of his children once more before the shadow of death engulfed him.

-

Laura fought with herself over whether she still wanted to have sex, which in lack of Janna could only mean masturbation with some unwilling participants. Hopefully, Janna was asleep at least, so she wouldn’t interfere. But Laura had eaten so much cheese and so many people that she almost didn’t feel like it anymore.

‘Just in case, though.’ She thought and scanned the ground.

Bending down wasn’t good for her balance in her current state, she found. It made her seasick.

She got back up without any catch to show for, unsure what had made her bend in the first place. She had stepped into something that turned out to be a bunch of people who hadn’t gotten out of her way for some reason. It was curious why everyone was congreagated here as well.

‘I’m high.’ She thought. ‘I should stop thinking things.’

It made her head spin. Her way into the city was a swath of destruction. Somehow, she had managed to step on almost every house along her way, and she had put a hole in the red brick walls on top of that. It was truly a bad idea to be in the city while high, but then again it was the only place with enough cheese.

‘I hope I didn’t kill anyone important. Oh, well.’

Janna would be mad, though, so Laura wanted to make sure to get out with as little ruckus as possible, a notion she promptly disbanded when coming across a few scavengers picking through the rouble who were now running away from her.

“Why weren’t you at the...at the thing?!” She scolded them.

Her stride was a bit uneven but she managed to flatten any scavengers she saw. The whole city was still at her disposal, but whether to dispose of it was a rather big decision. So, she decided to wander the streets, carefully more or less, looking for tiny citizens, all the while avoiding the giant blob of them near the centre. Hunting didn’t work very well when the prey was already congregated and willing.

‘There is a goddess in Honingen, and she stomps anyone in her way.’ She sang in her mind. ‘And she gobbles up your family if she feels like doing so. No matter what you say.’

Even in her own head it sounded off, but maybe Garvin the singer could make it work later. The drug had run its course from a brief euphoria over hunger to a docile state of relaxation, all under tremendous confusion.

‘Beats being sober, I guess.’ She thought while making a tiny girl meet the cobble stones under her sneaker. ‘I want to butt-crush someone.’

That someone was quickly found, but Laura was so eager to turn around and bring her butt cheeks to bear that she didn’t even get a good look at them.

Everything felt a tad more intense while high, but as her rear end slammed into the street and tore down half another gabled, beautifully whitewashed house, she could hardly feel anything besides the impact.

When she turned to look at her most recent piece of destruction, she found herself face to face with a tiny young man in black robes and a mob of mouse-grey hair on his head. He was sitting on an adjacent red tile roof, watching her.

“Hey.” She said. “Don’t be afraid. I think I’ve forgotten what’s fun about squishing you for the moment.”

“Ah!” The figure nodded. “Fear not, it will come back to you!”

His voice made her remember and her stomach turned.

“You?!” She shouted, her eyes wide and her heart racing.

In the moment, she couldn’t really remember why she and Janna had decided that this guy was evil, but she knew she had to destroy him immediately and quickly. When her hand came to swat him, however, he crossed his arms above this head and it felt like there was an invisible pane of glass over him that she couldn’t destroy. It hurt her hand, though.

“Ow!” She howled and drew back.

Her skin wasn’t cut or anything, the impact came just so unexpected. He still had his arms crossed and she could feel the strange invisible thing protecting him, hard as glass but with no temperature or texture to it which was weird and creepy, as though the air had suddenly decided to become hard.

“You’re freaking me out!”

“Oh, don’t bother!” He replied in an annoyed tone when she tried to get under the invisible glass from the side, upon which he simply moved his arms, shifting the barrier with them.

Therefore, she used both hands, trying to get at him from behind, but when her left hand almost had him he dropped his arms, nodded and disappeared.

“Why are you trying to kill me?!” He shouted at her from the other side and further away. “Have I done you any harm?”

Had he? She couldn’t remember.

“You’re evil!” She spun around and crawled forward straight through two adjacent medieval houses.

He was just out of arm’s reach: “I will disappear again if you try to swat me, you know? And if I’m evil then what do you call yourself?”

“You’re not my friend!”

She looked at him amongst the sea of rooftops, even while trying to remember why she was going to kill him in the first place. Their first encounter had been outside Winhall in the rain.

‘Or in the night? Both?’

He had told her something useful back then, but she didn’t recall whether it had truly been useful or just some sort of deception. Fighting a magical being was bad enough, as her freaky encounter with the dragon had already taught her, but doing it high was just dumb.

“Well, might be that’s where you’re wrong!” He offered lightly.

She didn’t think so, although it was hard to remember what they were talking about.

“You opened that gate in the Farindel!” She accused him, finally remembering. “You let the dragons out! One attacked me, just today!”

He sounded a little bit surprised: “Truly? What happened, did it hurt you?”

“Not as much as I hurt it.” She replied coldly. “But it could have…wait, you didn’t know?”

She couldn’t tell why she thought he would have known, but judging by the tone in his voice, he didn’t. Perhaps she had just found out something useful. She could only hope she would remember it when the time came.

“Nothing is certain.” He replied quickly. “And yes, I opened that gate. But you have to see that being evil and powerful isn’t very fun without both components. I mean, you of all people should know that. Besides, I gave your other wizard friend his powers back too. Isn't that cool?”

“Maybe Janna thinks so.” She said, finding the conversation increasingly awkward. “I don’t care about...”

Her chin hit her collarbone the moment those words left her mouth. She was high and hadn’t noticed, before.

“You can speak my language?”

She had spoken English the entire time, and with an alien of this strange planet.

“I acquired your tongue, aye.” He replied. “Thought it useful, busy though I am. You are very interesting, you and your friend. It’s why I sought you out on this day.”

His tone wasn’t evil even in the slightest, utterly non-confrontational, which was unnerving because it kept putting Laura at ease.

“Well, you…you speak it very well.” She had to admit. “But it won’t save you, you know.”

“I believed I had already established that I am beyond saving. In any event, I won’t perish today. I came to tell you that there are ogres on the road to Honingen.”

Her eyes shot out into the distance, north and north-west where Nostria was.

“Ah, not those ogres.” He told her. “They are coming from the south, and I may not be entirely blameless on that count.”

She had to squint to focus her thoughts somehow: “You sent them here? Why?”

He lowered his head a little: “It seemed you needed assistance. I mean, you've got both your hands full ruling this little kingdom.”

That insulted her and she shouted: “My kingdom is fine! I have crushed the rebellion already!”

“Aye and eaten it.” He replied. “Ain't the only rebellion to worry about, though, and the most worrisome you do not even know. I merely wish you to know that the ogresses approaching from the south can help you. They are not your foe.”

He was speaking exactly as Laura liked to speak the local tongue, she noted, teetering between the swollen medieval and graceless, lazy modern ways.

“If you sent them then they probably are.” She said. “I should kill every last one of them.”

He seemed to shrug: “Well, in that case, forget what I said. And ignore this too: stay away from the Farindel. The hero is already in motion. He will deal with the Red Curse. Truth be told, it grows so powerful that it scares even me. I can’t have it interfere with my plans. That is all I came to say. We will meet again, but for now I have bigger things to take care of.”

There was quite a lot she wanted to say and ask but before she could, he nodded once more and was gone, vanished into thin air. Laura was left sitting in her city like a complete idiot. Her high had turned into a bit of a horror trip that left her with knots in her belly, and even more questions than before. The only thing she knew now was that the black wizard did not know everything.

‘That’s a good thing, right? Yeah, that’s good. It’s good!’

He had to be fallible, at least. Perhaps she had tried too hard not to think about him, before.

‘Not like it would have helped, anyway.’

Just in case he was still there somehow she crawled to the house he had sat on and pulverized it under her fist, and each adjacent one too for good measure.

Sleep was the only option of escape that presented itself and she sought it without any other detours. Evening was still an hour or so away, but that didn’t matter. Janna was asleep too, even though she was only half way in her sleeping bag with her giant breasts showing. Laura tugged her in and took a long look at her. Then she made her own bed directly next to Janna. She was cold and wet and dirty. Everything sucked. At least at the spaceship there had been bed, not to mention a roof.

She was awoken the moment she closed her eyes, or at least felt that way on account of dreamlessness. It had to have been an hour at least, however. When going to bed stoned, one woke stoned as well, and this was no exception. She was extremely confused.

A herald was trumpeting alarm, loud and anoying and very close. From the side, Janna’s hand and arm came into view along with the world’s most annoyed grunt. The flat of her hand pounded an empty piece of ground before hitting the herald square on top as though she had mistaken him for an alarm clock. His trumpeting seized at once and she smashed to bits every last bone in his body. She was probably too drunk with confusion to notice. There were other people too.

“Aw, shit.” Janna groaned, blinking and wiping the corpse off her hand. “What’s going on?”

“It’s just the ogres.” Laura heard herself say. “Go back to sleep.”

Janna wiped her eyes and yawned: “The hell’s ogres doing ‘ere so fucking late? Urgh! Wait, what?!”

“It’s okay!” Laura tried her luck. “They’re not here to attack us.”

Part of her mind was awake, but the part that controlled her body and speech seemed to be still sleeping.

Janna came awake fully now. She looked a bit sick and tired beyond reparation, but mostly alarmed.

“Where are they?”

Far below them and relatively safely out of reach, a tiny man cleared his throat: “Err, there is a noble visitor here to see the Queen! He wishes to speak with her immediately.”

The speaker turned out to be Signor Hatchet, although what he meant by that was unclear. Galahan Palace was stuffed full with nobility none of whom were powerful or bold enough to have Laura woken for their pleasure. It would seem she had to make an example.

That was when said nobleman arrived, riding on his monstrous, green and blue barded warhorse and glittering in his silver armour.

“Who puts himself to sleep this early when there’s a war on?!” The Duke of Nordmarken demanded with a voice so loud it was almost disturbing. “And why’s there fire in your town?”

A quick look confirmed it. At least five great fires were consuming Honingen.

Hatchet filled in quickly: “They broke out after your visit, your Grace, but I was led to believe they were well under control.”

They didn’t look well-controlled at all, unless controlling them meant making them bigger. But fires in the dark always looked bigger than they were, because of the glow.

Janna demanded: “Where are the the fucking ogres?!”

“I was wrong.” Laura blinked to get her eyelids unstuck. “They’re not here yet. Forget I said anything.”

‘Am I awake, or am I dreaming?’

She pinched herself hard to kick her brain into motion. The duke of Nordmarken, Hagrobald, was still there. Now she tried to remember whether or not she had resolved to kill him.

“Do you want to deal with Hagrobald or go put out the fires?” She gave the choice to Janna.

Janna was unappreciative: “What ogres?!”

‘Fuck my life.’

“Nice of you to come visit, my lord. I will be with you in a moment.”

She didn’t feel like talking and the evening air was bitingly cold. They hadn’t built a fire. She slipped into her shoes without putting socks on and went to snuff out the flames in Honingen.

It wasn’t obvious how things had started but she was too tired to play detective over it. Some fires burned where she had stepped on houses, possibly due to ambers from their hearths. But other fires were burning where she hadn’t set foot before, causing ever more unnecessary destruction to the poor city.

Perhaps it was time to move on. The Honinger citizenry was devoutly loyal now at least, if she remembered correctly how they had offered themselves up to repent.

When the fires were out and even more buildings, people and she didn’t care what else had found their end under her feet, she returned to Galahan Palace.

Janna greeted her with a frown: “Seriously, I need to know why you thought the ogres were coming.”

Laura fained a shrug: “Bad dream, I guess. What did Hagrobald want?”

He was no longer present, although parts of his sizeable retinue were still at the Palace’s drawbridge with their horses and equipment. His departure did not come unwelcome.

“You’ll never believe it.” Janna yawned in response. “He caught wind of that joust you wanted to do and dropped everything in order to come here, says his army will have to march a while without him. He wasn’t pleased he didn’t get an invitation, by the way.”

Laura wanted to laugh but it came out so wooden that it sounded like a little dog barking.

“Don’t think that’s gonna happen after all that’s gone down.” She said, dreading Janna’s reaction when she would see Honingen by day. “Uh, just so you know, I got the munchies and ate a bunch of people in the city. The rebellion is over and it seems the little man has lost...again.”

Janna stared at her for a moment, then grimaced, but apparently she was too exhausted for a big fight. That was lucky, but it might still come later.

What weighed even heavier on Laura’s mind was that weird black wizard, however, and the strange things he had said.

‘Or did I dream that?’

“My stomach’s getting better.” Janna said as if to change the subject. “That yoghurt was just the thing.”

Laura tried to smile but failed: “Glad to hear it. That black wizard came visit me, I think. I’m not...”

The plan - formed within a split second - was to use Janna’s non-confrontational episode to come clean and get it done and over with, but she was immediately interrupted.

“Did you ask after Steve and Christina?”

Laura bit the inside of her cheek. It hadn’t even occured to her. She hadn't asked from whom he had learned English, either.

“No,” she shook her head and lowered it to hide her emotions, “there was no time.”

“Then what did he want? Did you fight with him?”

“I tried but he kept disappearing. I don’t know, maybe I squished him. Or not. Anyway, he wanted to tell me stuff for some reason. Like we shouldn’t worry about the Red Curse. Also ogres coming from the south.”

“Wait, you said you dreamt that.”

Laura gave another shrug, studying the fading ground in the darkness before looking up again: “But I managed to figure something out. He doesn’t know everything.”

“Good job, Laura.” Janna sarcastically shook her head.

Laura felt rather differently about her observation and suffered a stab to her pride.

But Janna went on acting all adultly: “You know what this means, right? We need to turn anything that comes from the south into a smoothie. And we gotta start really worrying about the Red Curse. We’ll check it out, first thing tomorrow.”

Laura didn’t want to. It sounded like work.

Plus: “I don’t know, he sounded so completely genuine. Maybe he really meant it.”

Janna won easily: “Wanna stake our lives on it?”

That settled the issue. Laura was too tired to care anyway.

After crawling back to sleep, she awoke again in the next instant, but she only felt awful for a split second. It was much later now, or rather earlier. She and Janna had gone to sleep absurdly early. In the east, the sun of Saturn Seven’s star system wasn’t visible yet, but she could feel that its first light wasn’t far away.

“Morning.” Janna greeted her softly.

“Morning.” Laura replied.

It was weird.

They hadn’t been woken this time. And after what Janna had sleepily done to that herald the day before, it wasn’t exactly surprising. Candle, hearth and taper light danced behind the thick glass of Galahan Palace’s windows as the servants were probably busy preparing the day.

“I did something bad last night.” Janna said timidly and completely without context.

Laura had to chuckle: “Yeah, you smashed that herald like a snooze button, only you accidentally hit dismiss.”

Maybe Laura should eat his family for breakfast, just to make sure they were taken care of.

“Well, that too, but it isn’t what I meant.” Janna frowned. “I killed Signor Hatchet.”

All the pleasantness that came with the unusually early sleep and rise vanished at once.

“Why did you do that?!”

“It was an accident!” Janna swore. “I don’t know, I woke up all groggy and I got so horny that I couldn’t help myself. I remembered what you said and I had him summoned but I must have accidentally ripped his head off with my fingernail. I feel awful about it.”

Hatchet had been a capable guy and reasonably useful, not to mention extremely important to the Horasians, apparently. Laura had abused him once as well, so Janna must have thought it was okay. At least she was sorry about it.

“It’s alright.” Laura said. “Shit happens.”

She’d only choose to be mad about it if Janna would decide to be mad about the thing in the city, so the guy might actually prove to be more use dead than alive. Thinking about how easily tiny people died made her want to kill one just for sport.

That was when she remembered Duke Hagrobald Guntwin of the Big River.

“Duke Hagrobald came yesterday, right?” She asked.

Janna nodded: “Yes. That tourney business.”

‘Right.’ Laura thought. ‘At least he doesn’t want anything important.’

Important things were starting to annoy her again.

She said: “We should check if they found more Mibeltube in the city.”

This time Janna shook her head firmly: “No way. We grab a bite to eat and then we go north. We need to check out that Red Curse. Maybe it’s a fungus or something and I can find a fix. We should take Furio with us, though.”

Laura conceded wordlessly and so decision was made.

-

Hatchet’s chambers had been in Honingen’s city hall. Then Laura had sat on Honingen’s City Hall, flattening the building and anything inside, reducing it to rubble and kindling. This was bad. News of the man’s demise had reached Furio unspeakably early in the morning, and since he was Horasian too, the task of picking up Hatchet’s mantle seemed to logically fall to him until such time as a replacement could be arranged.

This required Furio to familiarize himself with Hatchet’s work, and it wasn’t entirely clear what the man had been doing, or how. There were lots of parchments to dig up for his grumpy daytallers but working through which belonged to which was a thing only he could do himself. He had a desk for this purpose, right on the market square and illuminated by lanterns. Soldiers of Galahan surrounded him, including his ever-present protector, the frog-faced Immen Knight Sir Sion Gramwick who kept nodding off atop his horse. There were many armed men in the city to begin with, after the fires the night before, the revolts, the rebellion, the living dead and all the other terrors.

Laura had cut a swath of destruction from City Hall to the walls. It was highly unusual, but just now it was possible to see the red brick from Furio’s vantage point. There was a lot of rebuilding to do.

To do his small part in this matter, Furio had told Dari to bury the Jar of Holy Theria right in this very rubble he had men digging through, tasking his workers with looking for parchments and such, but also taking a close look at any jar they’d find.

“Who knows?” He had quipped. “Might be, we get our our holy jar back!”

It was a tad heavy-handed, but japes bore in themselves all manner of deniability, even if nobody laughed. At least he could be reasonably confident that this quest wouldn’t fail, which was more than he could say about practically everything else.

So far, the men had dug up three torn und crumpled dispatches Furio did not understand a word of, one thing about the harvest of grains, one about general inventories, as well as a general order to all land holders of Albernia to produce food by any means necessary, and a particular order to allow their peasants the use of acorns from royal woods to fatten their pigs. The newest piece of writing was a scribbled note, reading: “Wine Turon Taladan.”

While Furio was wondering whether all of Hatchet’s work was dealing with shortages, a worker arrived with a new piece of parchment.

“Found this small one, milord.” The young man mumbled as though he had eaten the thing out of the mud rather than digging. “Probably nothing, but gots a fancy seal on it.”

Furio took it, nodded and smiled to see the man off to his works. The seal proved to be a winged B, marking it as a delivery of the Beilunker Riders, who were among messengers what Stoerrebrandt was among trading houses, enjoying a jubilant reputation. They were, in fact, organized like a mercenary company, had their own school and were said to carry messages through storms, pestilences and wars with fanatic fervour – all at a hefty price.

This on its own seemed rather unremarkable. If the city’s own riders were for one reason or another unsuccessful or deemed not reliable enough, the countess or city magistrate might well have frequented the Beilunker’s services. But this piece of parchment was minuscule, such as those that were tied to the legs of pigeons. A station system of messenger pigeons such as the Horasians possessed was not established in Albernia, except for Havena, perhaps. And the seal was unbroken.

The winged B wasn’t the original seal that kept the scroll rolled up, the job being instead done by an unstamped blob of green wax. Green - the colour of Horas.

Fearing nothing, the wizard cracked the seal with his fingernails and unrolled the tiny scroll.

‘Hard to confirm. Need time. Keep eyes open. Report everything. Burn the letter.’

Furio felt a vein bulge in his forehead. Though undeniably important-sounding it was impossible to know what was meant by the words without knowing more about the original message. The signature was so bad that he could not tell what it was, rendering it useless as well. Was this just what the secretive whisperings of spymasters looked like, or something that concerned him too? Nevertheless, he took a moment to memorize the words as best he could before holding the parchment into the nearest lantern. The flame flickered, then the letter scorched. But as the fire consumed it, more words became visible beneath the other words, written in an invisible ink.

He shouted out in anguish and pressed the parchment on the table, beating at the flames with his hand. There were only three hitherto invisible things visible now, right next to the burned bit, two words and a comma.

‘truly he,’

Furio chewed his lip in desperation, cursing himself for letting part of the hidden message be devoured. He held the parchment back to the fire, carefully not to burn it this time but only heating it as apparently made the ink visible. Gradually more words formed, a darker shade of brown than the parchment around.

‘...truly he, all necessary preparations must be made. Do your part. If possible, kill on sight!’

Then there was the same signature as before. Furio grabbed a strand of hair from his scalp and tore it out.

“H-h-hey, I found one!” A man shouted from the flattened rouble then. “Is this it? Looks like it, doesn’t it? Not broken, at least.”

Other men were able to confirm and in a heartbeat everyone was shouting.

“The jar, the jar! We found the jar! It was here all along! The jar, our holy jar!”

Two of the youngest diggers came over to him with shining faces: “Milord wizard! They found the holy jar! Rejoice! Now our luck will turn around, you’ll see!”

But Furio could only offer them a tired smile that felt like his cheeks were leaden. He needed sleep. It was almost morning.

Sir Sion Gramwick awoke in the saddle and commanded the precious object be given to him at once. The affair developed a whole life of its own that made all of them forget all about everything else.

“Celebrate all you must.” Furio declared. “But do not neglect your duties! Gather all parchments and have them brought to my chambers at the palace. Let nobody else lay eyes upon them, on pain of death!”

‘I am old and grumpy.’ He thought, wondering again how in the world he had aged so quickly.

He had felt almost like a young man, still, when he had been stationed in Nostria. And he had been strong then, whereas now he travelled in a litter belonging to a woman more than twice his age.

The reason why couldn’t have been made clearer than by what awaited him back at Galahan Palace. Laura and Janna were out and about unusually early, doing their morning routines by the river while at the palace the breaking of their fast was hastily prepared. After what Laura had done the night before, it seemed to Furio that the servants, carters and cooks involved in the endeavour looked even more haunted than usual.

‘They fear they’ll be eaten.’

The more reasonable estimates claimed that Laura had consumed close to four hundred souls the night before. Four hundred. Devoured. Gone. Swallowed and digested and of no more use than the small amount of time their bodies satiated the giant girl. And never to be seen again except in form of a big brown mass of excrement.

That reminded Furio of a grotesque story he had overheard. At the ruined City Hall, one soldier had spoken to another who had quietly lamented the early duty. The other told him that they were lucky because others had been dispatched to resolve a dispute between some Boron priests and a horde of angry peasants, squabbling over a piece of giant waste.

“These peasants,” the soldier had laughed while the other started giggling, “they want to throw it on their fields to help their crops grow. And the priests, heh, they want…heh, heh, they want to…burry it! Ah, ha, ha, ha! Imagine that! Heh, here lies such-and-such, resting in shit, ah, ha, ha, ha!”

Furio wasn’t entirely sure of the priests’ wisdom in this regard, but the whole matter was such an abject absurdity that he couldn’t blame the soldiers for laughing, even if he himself had only been cold and tired and not amused at all.

When he entered the palace via the lowered drawbridge, he noted the Nordmarkers who had arrived the night before. Apparently, there was a peace now, or a truce at least. The accounts differed, depending on who was asked. What seemed certain was that the large Nordmarker army was now creeping toward Horasian lands rather than Albernian, even while Albernia was supposed to be a part of the Horasian Empire. Worse yet, to make sure it stayed part of the Horasian Empire was a task that after Hatchet’s untimely passing now fell to Furio.

It almost made him want to pull out more of his hair, while also presenting him with the delicacy of how to interact with the Nordmarkers. Was he their foe as a Horasian, or was he neutral, as part of governing Albernia seemed to implicate? He liked none of it, not that it helped the matter.

“Milady wants, wizard.” The guard at the drawbridge had him know nonchalantly. “Go to her at once.”

And sure enough, no sooner had he stepped into the small,  crammed, crowded and busy yard was he intercepted by Sir Meredin Tibradan. The foremost amongst the Immen Knights wore full attire, most notably the poison green surcoat with a wasp on his breast in silver thread, as well as a cloak in Galahan green fastened by a clasp enamelled in red and with a golden honeycomb on it.

The man was a calm-tempered and honourable fellow of fifty-one years, far as Furio knew, with a fatherly face salted and peppered with stubble. Today, however, he looked a bit like Furio felt; tired, burned-out, like butter spread over too much bread.

“Master Wizard,” The knight bowed respectfully, “my lady expects your pleasure in her solar. At once, if you would.”

Furio nodded to Sir Sion to let him know that he was well enough protected for the nonce, upon which the big frog waddled off to get breakfast.

At the same time, a large, hairy man in undertunics voiced his displeasure: “Aye, and little good to be found there, witcher!”

Furio found the sudden intermission very befuddling, but Tibradan waved him on.

Nevertheless, he couldn’t deny himself the question: “Uh, what was that about?”

Sir Meredin spoke with a hushed voice while they hurried up a small round stairwell usually used by servants: “Duke Hagrobald is displeased that he has to leave the palace, My Lord. And he is even more displeased that the other nobles are leaving too. He rode all the way here for the tourney.”

A tourney that wouldn’t take place without participants, Furio thought, although it was news to him that the thing had been apparently cancelled. He hadn’t intended to partake in the spectacle in any capacity whatsoever, but it seemed a grave dishonour to Honingen and its countess for it not to take place like this.

The question of why was at the tip of his tongue, but Sir Meredin wasn’t really the man to ask this. It had to be the financial burden, Furio reasoned with himself. Feeding Laura and Janna was bad enough while Honingen and its surroundings were intact. With the city severely damaged, the war and its lack of trade, the rebellion, the living dead and all of those things it was possible to see why Franka was no longer willing or able to host this great expensive flurry of nobility as well. Hosting royalty and nobility at the same time was already ruinous under normal circumstances and could only be attempted by the richest and mightiest nobles of the land. It wasn’t unheard of that outbreaks of disease were invented to keep visitors at bay and save coin.

As he climbed the steps and his legs began to cramp, he wondered if this meant that he would be thrown out as well. It would certainly be inconvenient to take over Hatchet’s duties without the use of his own chamber. But then again, perhaps it might be good to get out from under Franka Salva Galahan’s wrinkly nose.

The hallway they entered after the stairs was busy with servants packing the belongings of their betters and preparing them for the voyage home, while those self-same betters were loitering about, unsure what to do. There was a general unease in the air, as though they were on the eve of a great battle.

That was when a new notion made his heart freeze: ‘What if the countess wants Janna and Laura gone too?’

She couldn’t be this stupid, surely, and furthermore she had to realize that it wasn’t within Furio’s power to make promises in this regard. Certainly, she wanted them gone as much as anyone, provided they could think and breathe at the same time. But she had to know that this would only happen at Laura’s and Janna’s whim, and until such time all had to suffer what they must.

Then again, he remembered bitterly, she had already made allusions to no longer being able to feed the giantesses the day before, so it would seem that she was already laying groundwork.

Sir Rondrian of Honeyfield had the door to the countess’ solar and admitted both wizard and commander without so much as a question. Inside, Franka Salva Galahan was breaking her fast. Her grandson, Ardan Jumian, and his wife, the radiant lady Devona of house Fenwasian, were sitting beside her but looked too tired to eat. Ardan was wearing chainmail and sword, and the gown that lady Devona had picked for this occasion seemed more like a travel coat than anything else.

By rights they should have broken their fast with their guests, down in the great hall, Furio knew well. But the guests were being thrown out.

Sir Lechmin of Highrock, another Immen Knight, guarded the room from the hearth. This was a tad unusual, if Furio was any judge, and perhaps related to the sudden influx of Nordmarkers in the Palace.

“Ah, the wizard!” Franka’s eyes flashed when he and Sir Meredin entered.

“My lady!”

Furio bowed deeply. It seemed wise not to vex this woman in her state. The countess put down the bread roll she had been gnawing on and fixed him with a calculating stare.

The awkward silence that followed was only broken up by Ardan Jumian: “It is nice to see you again, My Lord Mage. I hope your work in the city has not left you cold.”

He sounded hollow, but lady Devona’s eyes widened: “Oh! My Lord Wizard, you must be freezing! Come warm yourself by the hearth!”

Just by the fact that a woman such as her would be concerned for his wellbeing made Furio hot enough to sweat. He hoped he wouldn’t blush too obviously.

“Is he that, truly?” Countess Franka snapped out of her silence. “Is he truly a wizard? Why, and here I thought wizards could work magic!”

“Grandmother!” Lady Devona turned to her in alarm, and even Ardan Jumian seemed surprised.

Furio took a wild guess and lowered his head: “I could not prevent any of that which happened. And for that, My Lady, I am sorry. Truly.”

“Ah, a sorry wizard!” Countess Franka replied, her tongue dripping with acid. “Well, I'd say that brings the innocents back to life, but we wouldn't want to have that all over again, would we.”

She sounded hurt, but it was the wound in her purse that pained her most, Furio suspected unbiddenly. Perhaps it was an ill judgement. When Laura's recent massacre had been implicated, Ardan Jumian grimaced and stared at his plate. Laura’s actions did not sit well with him either, which was unsurprising. Lady Devona seemed to be more mature. Her face was a mask, impossible to tell what was behind it.

‘But a valiant knight might go and slay the beast that does such things to innocents.’ Furio realized. ‘Or die in the attempt.’

Ardan Jumian Galahan was young but already possessed knighthood and a markedly Rondrian reputation. He had been page to the court of Invher ni Bennain in her day, and had fought the previous Butcher of Honingen, Count Jast Irian Crumold. The longer Furio stayed at Galahan Palace the more he learned of these things. And it showed that Franka’s true worries might be of a less monetary nature than he had suspected initially, at least in this particular matter.

If not Laura and Janna then she might have to send her valiant heir away, but Laura had made it abundantly clear in the past that she would view such a thing as treachery. She wanted the boy close so she could count on Franka’s loyalty, and she wanted the granddaughter, Jasinai, within her reach as well, although no such undertaking had this far materialized to Furio's knowledge.

“My lady,” He decided to skip the lengthy, clever and trap-laden conversation Franka had no doubt prepared for him, “you cannot send them away. I beg you, you must see that there is nothing we can do. They will go when they will.”

Her eyes were icicles: “I cannot feed them.”

It was a difficult point to disprove, although Laura had practically already done so last night.

Such things were best left unsaid, however, so he reiterated: “They will go when they will.”

If they wanted to stay, Janna would eat what was left of the food and Laura would eat the starving. And if Laura thought that Honingen had outlived its use, it might as well vanish.

Janna's recent more agreeable allures might arguably have gotten in the way of that. Perhaps that was what the countess pinned her hopes on. If so, Furio wished she would rather argue with those Laura had killed in the meantime, or those that Janna killed herself, her most recent and most notable victim being Signor Hatchet.

‘Aye, a woman’s womb can make a man lose his head.’

Furio needed a pipe and bed more than anything. A cup of wine, perhaps, and a bite to eat. He was offered none such, however.

Suddenly, Ardan Jumian’s eyes widened: “Count Arlan’s old steward Turon Taladan is having food carted to us from all over the realm! That should suffice to feed them, surely?”

‘Few things more innocent than a young and valiant knight.’ Furio remembered a common saying.

A common saying among knights, that was, whereas the peasants might say something rather different. The term ‘vicious murderers by profession’ sprung to mind. Horas had abolished knighthood long ago, seeing the custom as dated and borderline barbaric, although the concept of nobility as such had not been touched.

Young Ardan spoke as though he was entirely oblivious to the unsung horrors that hung in the air. If his grandmother passed away and the county fell to him, Furio was rather torn on whether that would be a blessing.

“Hmph!” The old countess made. “He has promised us carts, aye. Have any of them arrived yet? Why, I must be short sighted to overlook the mountains of fodder that are rolling our way!”

Furio cleared his throat: “My lady, whether there will be food makes no difference to us. We must make due, whatever the circumstances. I can relay your message to Laura and Janna for their consideration, but that is all I can do.”

It was meant to get him out of the room and he waited anxiously to see if it had worked.

The countess sighed: “Oh well, you lousy sorcerer. I had not summoned you here for food in the first place. I happen to have a small problem that might be more fit to your skills. There is a ghost in my palace. I need you to get rid of it. Can you do that?”

Furio had to blink a couple of times to ascertain whether she was actually serious. He had heard the ghost story the night before and dismissed it, much as most ghosts anywhere turned out to be the vivid imaginations of fools.

He had learned a bit about ghosts in his studies, of course. They were wandering souls that remained in this sphere instead of entering into either Boron’s Realm or the forever freezing Netherhells. The church of Praios saw these beings as demonic and demanded their banishment wherever they were found. Nevertheless, most ghost stories were nonsense.

He croaked: “A…a ghost, my lady?”

“Don’t look so shocked.” She admonished him. “Aye, a ghost! Pale they say it is, and with long claws and a frightful scowl! Surely, having looked the living dead in the eye, a little ghost does not frighten you? I want it gone. It inconveniences me in so far as it is scaring my guests. I cannot have that, not to mention that I happen to live here!”

There was a spell to banish a ghost, but Furio had long forgotten it. He simply never had to deal with any real one, not that he believed this one was. That it had apparently been spotted was no indication to the contrary. Likely it was some jape the plentiful stableboys of Galahan Palace played, or the pot boys or perhaps some of the younger nobles.

“Aren’t there priests who can assist you in this, my lady?” He asked. “Some say ghosts are lost souls who have not entered into Boron’s Realm on account of matters unsettled in their lives.”

“I have already asked the priests.” She snapped at him. “They insist it must be someone our giant queens ate, so they went to bury all those contents of their bowels.”

Those contents floated, far as Furio recalled, and most of it would be travelling down the Tommel to the open sea, unless beached somewhere or getting caught in the shallows. It didn’t bear thinking about how many souls had been turned to shit in Janna’s and Laura’s bellies.

“I rather believe it came from the Farindel.” He replied after a moment in a bid not to think about gigantic heaps of filth any longer. “From whence the dragons also were seen fleeing, among other things.”

Franka pounded the table: “I do not care where it came from, I want it gone!”

Silence hung in the air and Furio could not take it anymore.

“I will see to it.” He bowed his head and turned. “Now pray, excuse me.”

It was a tad discourteous but he wanted rest. Also, he had decided that he did not like the countess. Outside, he stopped a serving girl to have bread, cheese and wine brought to his room and went to his chambers without any further detours.

‘What a miserable life I have come to lead.’ He reflected sourly when he found his hearth as cold and empty as the room he inhabited.

He was fed up with it all. The window looked inviting to him, but not on account of its seat. Below lay seven-odd paces of free fall and the cold depths of the lake thereunder. He shook his head to get rid of the notion at once.

Letting loose an Ignifaxius spell indoors was frowned upon, and even more so if the spell was cast outside of combat. Nevertheless, Furio used a weak one to ignite the logs and wood shavings once he had finished stacking them, earning him a merrily burning fire but also a room full of ashes and smoke.

‘It was the Mibeltube from yesterday.’ He thought. ‘That’s what made them see ghosts.’

It was all part of yestereve’s giant mishap as things kept going wrong in Honingen. But perhaps the recovery of the holy jar would lift people’s spirits. Doomsayers were only making things worse, particularly if they had a point.

There was a rap on the door and Furio answered as his breakfast was carried in. The girl bringing it was perhaps a tad over nineteen, with a friendly round face and good hips to match. Sometimes Furio envied the less well-learned men of status, free to lust as they pleased.

‘Netherhells.’ He thought. ‘I might envy her as well.’

She seemed scared of him, as many people were scared of wizards. Such was Furio’s lot.

‘Woe is me.’

Soldiers were much more appreciative of a wizard's capabilities, could a well-placed spell not rout an entire army. He had no such advantage with her.

To make matters worse with the girl, when he tried a smile at her, the girl suddenly screamed, dropping all she was carrying. A goblet and pitcher clattered on the floor, and three delicious bread rolls, fried in bacon grease, rolled along chasing each other.

It was the royal crown atop this morning's head. He wanted to shout at her but she had already fled the room, leaving him wondering who would mop the wine up.

That was when a voice behind him whispered something.

He flung himself off his chair and whirled around, his bottom and backside turning numb upon the impact with the floor.

Before him was the ghost. The pale, transparent shape was tall and made even taller by virtue of hovering one-hand-wide off the ground. It looked mostly human, if not for its facial features that appeared molten and solidified again like the wax of a candle. Eyes were sought in vain upon that face too. They were pits, pits of dark and evil shadow, and upon its hands were long claws.

“Rah!” Furio shouted as he flung the Ignifaxius at the demonic creature.

He had been doubtful up until this moment, but what he saw convinced him staunchly that the holy Church of Praios was right in wanting these beings banished. His lance of fire, however, did not manifest. Fright and shock could do that. When the mind was knocked off its balance things could get askew.

He tried again.

It travelled right through the beastly ghost with not so much as a flicker, colliding instead with the wall and setting the very stones on fire for a moment.

“Furio Montane!” The ghost whispered, looking at him with its deep, black pits.

On the floor, Furio cursed. He had a piece of conjurers’ chalk lying on the table and he took it to start drawing the pentagram upon the floor.

‘Was it different from the one for demons?’

He didn’t know. He couldn’t remember. And even if he had, the spell was still lost to him as well.

‘Should I run, then? Perhaps something else.’

He didn’t want to set the room on fire but other than the fire lance, the fire ball and that thirteen-times-damned spell for banishing ghosts he had no ideas. Weirdly, from the corner of his vision, the window seemed to glow to him, like the light at the end of a dark tunnel.

“Furio Montane!” The ghost said again.

It was coming for him now, albeit not very fast, hovering off the ground and giving him ample time to find his feet and put the table between them.

“Go back to the shadows!” Furio screamed, well aware that there must have been a panic in the palace at this time, albeit none of the valiant knights came to his rescue.

The ghost stopped at the edge of the table, eerily motionless. The small fire Furio’s Ignifaxius had caused had guttered out again. He made the decision to flee and judged himself easily able to outrun the ghost even while his current position left him half barred from the door.

When he made a lunge for it, however, the ghost whooshed in his path with all its horror, trapping him firmly in the room and leaving him no retreat. But again, it did not attack him after that, despite its long, horrible claws that looked like overgrown fingernails on bony fingers.

His mind was racing.

“Someone, shout for the priests!”

It was the best thing he could come up with.

“Priests.” The ghost echoed dismissively. “Would you send me to the Netherhells, Furio Montane, your own colleague?”

Furio squinted. Had this ghost been a wizard? Someone he knew, even? The ghost's rags were colourless but might have been robes once. It was also unmistakably of male sex. But who it was...

“Who are...were you?” He demanded.

Its voice did seem oddly familiar, now that he thought of it, even though it was but a whisper and seemed to come from every- and nowhere at once. He thought, and when he realized who this had been his eyes started to burn like fire.

“No.” Furio shook his head. “No, leave me alone!”

The molten face seemed all the more horrid now, knowing why it was so. Janna's stomach had started to digest Ephraim O.  Ilmenview even before it killed him.

“You fool!” Furio cursed as tears ran down into his beard. “You went in there on your own accord! And against my strong advice too! Don't haunt me! I do not deserve this, your death was not a fault of mine!”

Ilmenview's ghost raised its transluscent brows. One had to know what they were to even recognize them.

“Have I blamed you for my death?”

“What do you want, then?!” Furio shouted. “Why must you haunt me in such an hour?!”

“Every hour is such an hour.” The ghost observed. “And I want only what was promised to me.”

Furio had to think for a moment. He had never been more forgetful than now, far as he recalled.

“Your school!” He blurted eventually. “Your bloody mages’ college! Will you go then and leave me alone?”

The molten face twisted into a grotesque display that may or may not have been a smile, but at least the head nodded.

He found no one outside his door when he hastily went to tell the countess how to get rid of the ghost problem in her palace. All the doors were open and things strewn around, abandoned in haste. It was eerie, as though a great pestilence had come and claimed them all.

It lasted only for a moment, however, a moment Furio appreciated immensely in a strange way. He wanted to be alone.

Then there was the pounding of boots on stone and wood and the rattling of arms and armour. The valiant knights had finally found their hearts.

“Sheath your swords, Sirs.” Furio told them when they emerged with shields raised in the hallway. “Steel cannot harm a ghost.”

‘Not even Laura or Janna could hurt it.’

Perhaps being a ghost wasn't so bad after all.

They escorted him out through the yard and over the draw bridge where the entirety of Galahan Palace was waiting for him. They must evacuated when he started screaming.

“Is it gone?” Franka Salva Galahan asked crisply.

“My lady,” He bowed and shook his head. “The ghost is Ephraim O. Ilmenview and he remains in this world because of a promise unfulfilled. Reopen the Honinger mages' school so that his soul may find rest!”

It felt good. There was a rush of positivity going through him. With a flick of the wrist, almost, he had solved the countess' quest, saved a soul and kept a promise made.

But that would have been too easy.

“My lady,” a male voice interjected from the right, “do you think that wise in light of recent events? Speaking for the Holy Church of Praios, our foremost of gods, I must strongly object to this sorcerer's suggestions.”

The speaker was an older Praios priest in robes of white, red and gold, the all-seeing eye on his chest. At a second glance, Furio recognized him as Ronwian of Naris, provost of the temple. The combination of yellow hair and almost colourless eyes made him stand out amongst his acolytes and fellow priests that surrounded him like a flock of sheep their shepherd. Furio knew he was Franka's creature. It was difficult to find anyone of stature in Honingen who wasn't.

“I am inclined to agree with His Reverence.” Franka declared, sounding just so very thoughtful and concerned. “And you assure me that your, mh, exorcism will work?”

An exorcism was the obvious solution. Now Furio remembered the spell as well, which was really more of a ritual such as priests could perform if they were true to their religion. He didn't know if it even worked, but of it did then the bannished soul could never inhabit the realm of Boron.

“Do not doubt the might of our holy Lord Praios, My Lady!” Replied the priest. “This evil spirit will be freezing in the Netherhells before noon!”

“No!”

Furio's voice was an old dog's growl. He had enough, enough of all of it and all of them, even while he could feel the weight of their stares.

Laura and Janna appeared to be still at the river, taking far longer than usual.

He caught himself, realizing that he was doing was ill-conceived and tried to mitigate: “My lady, Ilmenview was a good man and the promise was made to him. We must not do this. He does not deserve it, seeing as he died trying to heal Janna of her illness.”

“This good man stood accused of necromancy!” Ronwian of Naris objected.

Furio intervened before it could go any further: “Aye, and proved himself innocent at trial!”

He would have liked to leave it there, but the cleric wouldn't let him: “The wizards who judge their own are not to be trusted. Naturally they would set themselves free.”

Furious almost choked with anger, given that both trial and investigation had been conducted by the O.D.L. which did not have a reputation for leniency.

‘Or had it been that the order started its observation of Ilmenview after his trial?’

He left that bit unspoken.

“Mh, he was an illusionist, far as I recall.” Countess Franka inclined her head to the provost. “If he was able to conjure up evidence of his innocence one would hardly find that surprising. I have heard all that must be said, wizard, and your objections are well and truly noble but I cannot alow such an evil in my home. Commence with the exorcism, Your Reverence.”

Furio already saw himself helplessly watching the priests enter the palace and do their ugly deed when they set into motion, but he was done being compliant.

“You will not!” He pointed his finger at Ronwian of Naris to make him freeze, which made several of the hundred people in attendance shout out in alarm.

Steel scraped on leather as knights unsheathed their swords and Furio suddenly realized the danger he was in. But he did not care.

“Halt in your step!” He growled at a small, overzealous acolyte who seemed not to have noticed what was going on.

The youth came to an unsteady halt on the wet ground, looking at him as a cloud of mist formed around his mouth. It was getting colder again now, a wet, clingy cold that was hard to protect oneself against.

It was all the more surprising when suddenly little growing vibrations and tremors in the ground heralded Janna’s and Laura’s arrival, scurrying with quick steps while holding onto their own shoulders, stark naked inside those gargantuan blankets of theirs.

“We need a fire, please!” Laura announced. “How far away ‘s breakfast?”

The entirety of Galahan Palace including all the servants and guests and their respective servants and entourage again were congregated at the drawbridge, so there were easily a hundred souls there. And still, Janna and Laura dwarfed them like two grown women dwarfed ants.

Furio made a sigh of relief.

“Urgh, bloody freezing!” Janna made, curling up in her blanket next to Laura.

Both had wet hair and skin.

The presence of so much intimidating female nakedness was clearly making the Nordmarkers in particular uncomfortable, although no one in their right mind could feel at ease with two giant girls over their heads. On this occasion, Laura and Janna sat especially close.

“Janna!” Furio called out. “I require your assistance!”

Had he ever said such a thing before? It tumbled off his tongue easily enough, yet it still felt queer.

“Ooh, I need a fire and a bite to eat first!” Janna laughed lightly.

Food was being prepared and now men shouted for firewood as well, but the scale required did not make things easy.

The countess had her lips pressed together and glared at Furio with a look that told him he had best search for new chambers after all, as well as an army of bodyguards. It occurred to him, though, that with Laura and Janna present she couldn't hurt him lest she wanted to see the ruin of her house and name. That gave him courage.

“Do you remember the wizard, Master Ilmenview?” He shouted in spite of all things.

Janna looked guilty and placed a hand on her tummy: “May the gods... I mean, may Boron rest his soul.”

Furio couldn't be happier: “Aye! Do you recall the promise you made him?”

Her next reaction came unexpected. She tore her mouth open as her eyes widened and her hands sought her face.

“Oh, I'm such a horrible person! I completely forgot!”

“Well, so did I.” Laura added with a chuckle. “There's been happening so many bad things that...you know. Anyway.”

That little thing can easily be rectified, I believe.” Countess Franka stole the word from Furio. “We shall reopen the college so that his ghost may find rest!”

The old lady was saving her spotted hide, but that didn’t change the fact that he had won in this matter. For now.

-

Travelling by ogress was faster than travelling by horse. As Linbirg experienced it, it was also a deal more daunting. She had become disgustingly familiar with the privy parts of her small ogre army by now, trying to fulfil her duty as Mara had laid it out. She had also become exceedingly familiar with death.

The day before, Marag's Children had annihilated two peasant families of six as well as one of seven, all at Linbirg's orders. The closer they came to Honingen, the more frequently they encountered remote farmsteads outside of defensible villages, and the ogresses had to eat. A stolen herd of sheep, carried in baskets the ogresses weaved from young trees and branches, had helped them before that. The old, grizzled shepherd guarding the herd had been overtaken by Mara and she had drowned him in a ditch. Apparently, she hadn't been hungry at the time.

Another egregious spree of murder they committed had been Firmin ui Lôic. They had found him surprisingly soon after departing Lionstone, after one of his bodyguards had turned up on the road sick and burning with fever. Firmin had been too stingy to pay a room for him and had sent him home to Lionstone instead. He sang like a bird when Mara squeezed him.

That night, the ogresses had quite simply levelled the inn Firmin had taken room in. Linbirg would have liked to ask him why he betrayed her and get to the bottom of it all. But she did not want to get another ogress injured.

The giant beasts stormed the place from two sides, shoving stable and main house till they collapsed. Then they all walked, danced and jumped on the rubble to make sure there were no survivors anywhere underneath.

How many people had died there in total, Linbirg did not know. But there had to have been many. It took a long while to find Firmin’s body.

With his death certain and easily arranged, her position seemed more secure. It gave her a respite that she drew from on the long and hectic march to Honingen. But the closer they got, the more that seemed to fade away as well, giving sway to doubts that plagued her. And she had no one to talk about it. Marag’s Children had killed them all.

‘Or I have killed them all.’

Some of those deaths were likely in error. The trouble was that she didn't know which ones. And now she'd never know. It would all fall into place somehow, she told herself.

Then they saw the city.

It was early in the morning. They had departed their night camp under cover of darkness, as they usually did, right around the time the first peasants lit their hearths. This allowed them to plan their route through the landscape from a lookout, avoiding any place that might raise the hue and cry as well as generally stay hidden as best as possible. There were still occasional encounters, to be sure. Most ogresses were over ten paces tall, moved quickly and Linbirg had three dozen of them at her back. But they could also smell humans quite well and could hunt them down mercilessly, if Linbirg didn't choose to avoid them.

There could hardly be a doubt that someone somewhere had spotted Marag's Children without her knowledge, but at the speed they travelled she was relatively certain that they would arrive at their destination before word of their coming had.

There was a lot of smoke rising from Honingen in the distance. Whether this was normal for such a big settlement, Linbirg could not say. What was definitely not normal were the two gargantuan young women trotting around there as though they owned it all. Their specific size was hard to guess from afar, but it was clear that they dwarfed any of Linbirg’s ogresses completely, which made the latter exceedingly uneasy.

For the first time outside their nightly play, Linbirg heard the ogresses’ voices tremble. They beseeched her, begged her even. But Linbirg made clear that she had to go. There was no alternative. There was no escaping from beings this large anyhow. If the matter of Lionstone came to the new queen’s attention, it would take these long legs a day or so at the most to seek Linbirg’s home, and only the gods knew what then.

Why were there two of them, though? That really compounded Linbirg’s own terror. She had expected one, according to the tell-tale reports they had had. A giantess had stomped into the kingdom from the north and started killing. Then she had made herself queen, simply by virtue of being unstoppable. Some people theorized that she would likely grow bored and move on, just like giants in various stories. But two giants at once? Had she been twice as huge as this and split herself? Or was the other one her sister? Was this other one a queen as well, so that there were two queens? That was absurd, but then again, none of this wasn’t. Maybe the one was a highborn giantess and the other her servant.

Linbirg shook her head in bewilderment.

Her questions would be answered once she got to talk to these beasts, surely. Provided they were able to speak the common tongue. If they spoke ogrish then perhaps Mara could translate. But that was silly, she realized. If they couldn’t speak or communicate then how would they rule the kingdom. It was just that at such size and power even this seemed feasible, even while incomprehensible at the same time.

Linbirg had no rider to herald her arrival. But if she marched across the open field to approach her destination the ogresses would be spotted and might be mistaken for foes. Nevertheless, it was the only chance she saw. She didn’t even have a horse and walking ahead on foot would take half the day on her tiny legs.

She had come to think of herself as small now, being surrounded by Marag’s ogrish Children day and night. Not in the way she felt small next to a big man, or as a child might feel next to an adult. Much smaller than that. Like a little doll. And nevertheless, she commanded.

That thought gave her hope.

“We will walk openly now.” She said aloud. “Let us be seen. Do not kill or harm anyone and do not take anything that isn’t ours. We would not want to be seen as menaces. Leave the talking to me!”

Mara having to translate everything sucked the weight out of the occasion, but at least it seemed the ogresses agreed to the proposal. That ancient deal Linbirg’s forebear the Isenmann had struck seemed to run deep and deeper and extend even to a situation like this, far away from the Bordermark. It was like the ogres had no choice, as though a higher power compelled them. On the other hand were the things that constituted Linbirg's part of the bargain markedly menial and demeaning.

Those were the times when she felt not in control at all. With any ogress but Mara, she couldn’t even communicate in the act. Some preferred it on their backs with Linbirg free to serve them between their legs. Those were the easiest to please. Others sought more dominant positions. The comparison was inaccurate, perhaps, but Linbirg guessed that the same was true for men as well. Perhaps even for women. She wouldn’t know, but in her head she played out conversations with Lionstone’s young serving women about it, as though it wasn’t a big thing.

It really was, though. If the ogress to receive her pleasure so decided to be atop Linbirg there was always the danger and oft a genuine feeling of imminently being crushed to death. There was a lot of passion involved, after all, albeit rather lopsided.

Linbirg wondered what her father would have said had he seen her do the things she did. She hadn't even visited his grave before departing.

-

“Wait, so I digested this man, but his spirit or whatever went on to live as a ghost because we didn't keep our word?” Janna inquired.

Laura couldn't resist: “Yeah, and you probably farted him out too! Pfft!”

She found it funny, but it didn’t really work in the moment.

“Does that happen often,” Janna ignored her, “that the dead become ghosts?”

Furio denied it categorically, stating that ghosts were indeed exceedingly rare.

The trouble was that they couldn’t see it, even after Furio apparently managed to find it again and coaxed it to the window. Exposed to direct sunlight, it simply disappeared. Or else it was all a just a superstition.

“Whatever.” Janna ultimately determined, but Laura wouldn’t give up so easily.

She leaned over the lake surrounding Galahan Palace and held her hand against the wall so as to provide shade. Then, suddenly, they could see it. It was spooky to say the least and irritated Laura's stomach.

“I'm sorry about...digesting you, Master Ephraim.” Janna said when it was her turn to look and her initial shock was overcome. “We will reopen your school, not to worry!”

The ghost did not appear to put great trust in their promises, however, because it simply levitated out of sight, leaving Janna in visible torment.

“Stop beating yourself up over it.” Laura urged her. “With all the shit that's been going on, of course you couldn't remember.”

She actually felt rather like Ephraim's ghost was a bit of a dick for not forgiving Janna. It had been his idea that Janna should swallow him, after all. Then again, he must have gone through bloody agony before his death and probably disliked Janna simply because of what her stomach did to him.

They got the big fire going before breakfast was complete, so they could start drying their clothes as well as their bodies and hair. Bundled up in the blankets it wasn't terribly cold, except on their feet perhaps, but not having towels turned out to be a major annoyance. It had been well past time to wash up, however, despite the cold, and Janna had had a new solution for the problem that did not require soap.

“That thing with the wood ash was brilliant.” Laura said in an attempt to cheer Janna up. “How the heck did you come up with that?”

Janna shrugged but smiled a little: “I've seen the locals do it.”

It was the most counterintuitive thing Laura had ever seen, but apparently wood ash combined with water made a pretty vicious chemical mixture able to wash off fat, oil and similar things most easily, and ash was readily available from all the fires they had built before. Trees for more fires were equally at hand, though the frequent removal of them was starting to show in the immediate vicinity.

For their clothing they had stolen a trick from a couple of washerwomen near the river who were beating the crap out of their laundry with wooden paddles. Laura and Janna only had their hands to work with but between rubbing fabric upon fabric and swooshing it all around in the water, beating the dirt out worked astonishingly well. Their clothing would reek of smoke after drying it so close to the fire, but the air was too cool to do it any other way, plus Laura had already grown quite accustomed to the smell given that she was always inhaling fumes from all the hearths below her.

“So, dry our clothes and then off to the Red-Cursed Farindel, eh?” Laura said cheerfully when they had gotten their new pyre huge and blazing.

Janna grimaced: “I guess. What are we gonna do about it, though?”

Going to the Farindel on this day had been Janna's idea, so Laura didn't appreciate the defeatist attitude.

Neverthelesss, she had to remain positive: “We'll see when we get there. If all else fails, why don't we just flatten it? It's a big area but we have nothing else to do right now. So what if it takes us a week.”

Stomping trees for a week would be miserable work, to be sure, but at least there were a few creatures they could flatten.

Janna didn't reply but stared off into the distance.

After a while she said: “At least my stomach is better. You should eat some of that yoghurt, it worked like magic.”

Laura giggled: “You sound like a TV commercial!”

She was rather glad Janna was cured.

The chief cook of Galahan Palace, a portly, sweating man with a fiery demeanor and a lot of music in his voice, appeared to be in charge of breakfast preparations on this day. Perhaps Laura had killed the guy that had done it before or perhaps he was needed elsewhere. Naturally, the city was becoming ever more ill-equipped to deal with the task, but capacities at the palace were even scarcer by comparison. The conversations they could overhear weren't promising in any case.

“As much cold food as we can get away with.” It was said. “Only fry up a little bacon in big slabs. Porridge, though, the more the better, two small ships full of it! Yes, get the oats from the stables, too!”

The gutted river boats that had served as trenchers before were dragged over by oxen which Laura indicated they would eat as well, raw and living. This spawned the summoning of more living livestock as a way to provide warm food that didn't need to be cooked.

The animals were dirty and didn't appreciate the haste with which they were driven, but at least it was meat.

‘Not as good as people, though.’

Sheep had to be sheered first which took awfully long and led to all sorts of little mishaps and blood.

When Laura thought back on how she had eaten herself silly the night before, her mouth began to water and her tummy started rumbling. She could get real, proper food cooked if she wanted. She would likely even be able to make everyone present drink their own piss. But she couldn't break the laws of physics, nor those of time.

“No raw animals for me.” Janna let it be known when everything was already underway. “I've just gotten better and I'm not risking catching another bug.”

Without her intent, this robbed the cooks and helpers of the respite they thought they had gotten from the livestock idea.

Laura decided to help them out: “I'll eat them. And bring me the horses of the Nordmarkers as well. I'm curious if they taste any different.”

Any opportunity to shit on Duke Hagrobald was a good one.

The duke and his sizeable entourage were looking on with a mix of fascination, hatred and fear. She would have thought for their protest not to take a long time to manifest, but the knights and lords seemed too aware of their physical helplessness before her. Only Hagrobald himself hollered out immediately.

“Cunt!” He screamed. “This is unlawful! An outrage! Utterly outrageous!”

“The duke and his men are protected by guest right, Your Grace!” Turon Taladan reluctantly jumped to his aid. “This extends not only to their persons but also their possessions! I urge you to rethink your decision in this matter lest no Albernian will be safe in Nordmarker lands!”

Janna intervened as well: “You can’t do that, Laura! Those horses don’t belong to you, and we have a truce!”

‘Yeah, and whose damn fault is that?’

Laura sighed instead: “Fine, no Nordmarker horses then. Just hurry up with the damn food.”

The effect of this short and seemingly insignificant intermission was very profound. Laura noticed it after a moment in the way everyone looked at her having changed. She couldn’t have said in how far specifically, but she didn’t like it. There was a touch of pity mixed into their disdain, as though they were looking at a particular wilful – and yet powerful – child.

The day before, she had killed an emperor dragon large enough to challenge a small city. She had gotten the munchies and eaten several hundred people. She didn't feel like she deserved to be belittled. Even the black wizard had treated her with respect.

More than that, though. He had more or less been amicable. Thinking this made her ponder the ogres that were supposed to come and ‘help' her. If there was any reasoning behind that idea, she couldn’t really see it, but it nevertheless spawned the outline of an idea in her head.

Duke Hagrobald calmed down a tad, but not without kicking Laura once more: “It would seem that the giant sister is the more reasonable one, eh?”

“Oh, we’re not sisters, my lord.” Janna smiled at him at once. “Merely friends.”

Laura felt betrayed.

“Oh?” He replied. “Then where is it you come from? Is it from beyond the Brazen Sword, as so many claim? Are there more of your stature? And what is it you intend to do with this kingdom you have conquered and to which you possess no legal claim?”

“I claim it by right of conquest, you little cockroach, and I’ll squish everyone who dares question…”

“Laura!” Janna cut her off. “Be nice! Our apologies, my lord, she hasn’t slept well. We come from a place far, far away and beyond any of your imagination. And there are only the two of us. As to what my friend wants to do with this kingdom, I dare say she doesn’t quite understand that herself.”

It was utterly disgusting and couldn’t be left unaddressed: “Fuck you! I’m trying to carve out a place for us to stay where we have food and are reasonably safe from any shenanigans and all you do is bitch and complain and fucking backstab me!”

Janna withstood her gaze in complete defiance: “Then play by the fucking rules.”

There was a silence. The sudden shift in tone and language had made everyone quite insecure. It was broken suddenly with the arrival of a nondescript working man who came running up to Furio and handed him two scrolls of dirty parchment.

Upon unrolling and briefly inspecting these, the little wizard cleared his throat: “It would seem there is a claim!”

There were two, actually. One for Laura to rule Albernia and one for Emperor Horasio the Third to supremely rule over whoever ruled Albernia. It became clear very quickly that Laura’s at least was entirely made up, and upon request Furio admitted that it had been the late Signor Hatchet who had formulated the texts from which this new information emerged. A long, long time ago, during the age of dragons, there had been giants walking around as well, and one had ruled over Albernia. Laura was named as a direct descendant of that giant whereby she possessed a claim.

It was a load of horseshit as Duke Hagrobald pointed out immediately, but Countess Franka, Turon Taladan and several other nobles rebuked him quite harshly for it. It was only window dressing, obviously, but very important to them.

Any ruler needed a claim by law. The trouble was that Laura didn't really have one but she was bigger and most of all heavier than the law, and impossible to remove. It was all on a razor’s edge, as ever.

The claim for the Horasian Emperor was more straight forward, albeit completely and utterly tedious to listen to. Laura and Janna started drying their clothes as they tried to follow the long list of names, holding the garments as close to the flames as they dared and watching them steam as the water evaporated. Boiled down, figuratively, there were lots and lots of family ties between big noble houses, and the biggest ones most of all. People in general, and nobles in particular, didn't like marrying down on the social ladder. The Empress of Gareth, currently just some obscure little girl by the name of Xaviera, was distantly related to the Emperor of Horas. Incidentally, it so happened that the same was true for King Finnian ui Bennain, former sovereign of Albernia – as well as vice versa which was how the claim came to be.

Nobody dared to question this one, for it was objectively better. The issue was that the whole alliance thing with Horas had become completely dubious. Perhaps it had been a mistake not to stick to it.

“Aye, I'll remedy that when I have your feeble emperor grovelling at my feet!” Duke Hagrobald boasted loudly, referring to Albernia belonging to Horas. “See if I don’t, eh, men?!”

Only then they cheered and only half–heartedly so. They weren't as bold as their liege but they feared him, too.

Laura couldn't say she particularly cared about the Horasians, mistake or not, but she also regarded the obnoxious Duke as her enemy, which inclined her more positively towards his enemies.

“Maybe we should go south and help out the Horasians after all.” She pondered in English. “It might be warmer there.”

“Is it warmer than here, down south in the Horasian Empire?” Janna asked Furio in the local tongue.

The wizard was already eating and made a distinctly profane appearance at it, with hot beer and bacon grease making his beard glisten and steam in the cold air.

He swallowed forcefully: “Er, that is so! Not warm as in Al'Anfa it would be, or the Desert of Khôm by daylight. But warmer than here, most likely.”

“And what made you change your opinion, if you don't mind me asking?” Janna went back to English in turn.

Laura had to grimace: “Well, all we do is still going from place to place and fucking it up, royally. I wanted it to be different in Albernia but right now Honingen can't even really support us any longer. And think about it, it is warmer, there's food, probably, and we can end that civil war over there. Just imagine all the senseless killing we could prevent.”

“By crushing Hagrobald's army.” Janna finished. “I see we're at the conjecture stage of the cycle again. Let's make some big, big plans only to fuck it all up later.”

She was being sarcastic about it, but the point was well taken. They had been here before, several times. The problem was that they lived and moved fast while the world around them moved exceedingly slowly sometimes. Or so it felt.

“So, you're saying we should play a hand rather than folding early?”

Janna laughed: “Stop trying to sound smarter than you are! And no. What we actually should do is lay low and not touch anything until help arrives. Knowing that neither of us is capable of doing that, I for one think we should use our power to do good. But it seems we're not really good at that either.”

“True.” Laura retorted. “You can ask Signor Hatchet about that. Oh, wait!”

“At least I'm not as bad as you are.” Janna sneered. “I bet you right now that you can't even go one day without killing somebody.”

Laura was conflicted. A bet sounded like a fun idea but she didn't want to limit herself so severely. Betting with Franka had been fun even though she hadn't yet inquired about the outcome. Somehow she sensed that she didn’t want to know.

“And why should I?” She therefore said. “It's not like anybody can stop me anyway. Hey, if we took the Duke hostage and threatened to squash him I bet we could get all the food we need and stop his army from going to Horas all at the same time.”

Janna shook her head: “You're so unbelievably stupid. Didn't you hear what they said? If you want to be queen you need to obey their laws and customs, the most fundamental ones at least. Besides, they would probably kill Franka's daughter.”

“Granddaughter.” Laura corrected, a feeble rebuttal that made Janna roll her eyes.

Still, she pondered all the things she would be free to do without Janna. But she couldn’t hurt her and leaving her was out of the question as well.

“We have to stay here for some time anyway.” She listlessly said as her eyes drifted off into the distance, seeking solace there.

But that was not what she found. Instead, her blood turned to freezing ice and if she hadn't made water before she might have pissed herself.

Janna's tone was still aggravated for she hadn’t seen: “Yeah, because of the...what?”

Then she seemed to spot them too. Laura and Janna had been informed of what was coming and still allowed themselves to be caught with their pants down,  not to mention stark naked, cold and hungry. Their only excuse was that they had not been told to expect so many.

A small ogre army was coming at them, too many to count quickly and marching at a pace that seemed to suggest they meant business.

Laura felt uncomfortably reminded of when she had suddenly been confronted by the emperor dragon the day before. Was this worse? It was hard to tell. They had some experience with ogres at least, but not so many at that, and not under such unfavourable circumstances.

“Put your shoes on,” Janna pronounced forcibly calmly while her massive chest was heaving up and down. “Stay back and let me do the crushing but if they start to overwhelm me you gotta intervene. It doesn’t look like they got weapons.”

The last bit of that was hard to tell from a distance, but the first part was a sound tactical decision, even if it would be uncomfortable. Laura’s chucks were drenched after having been washed and scrubbed in the river and the fire had only just started to do its work. Most crucially, they were made of cloth and not high enough to prevent the barbie-sized attackers from getting at her legs. Janna’s boots on the other hand were high, made of leather and even reasonably dry. They had only required some wiping down as well as scraping the mud and who knew what else off the bottom.

“Make sure they can’t hold on to you.” Laura advised. “Move fast and never stay still.”

There were many ogres. More than ten, at least. Likely, more than twenty. Perhaps more than thirty even. They moved quickly as well, coming straight for them over the fields with their low walls of stacked stone, moss and brushwork and in between the little islands of trees that served to break the wind and provide firewood.

Laura and Janna rose and forgot all the tiny goings-on beneath them. Janna pulled on her boots and they both hugged their blankets around themselves before setting in motion to meet their foes.

The creatures were wild-looking with brownish hair and a patchwork collection of pelts and hides for clothing which was nevertheless scant upon their athletic, barbie-doll-sized bodies. They all were female, though, the bigger and more decisive kind of their species.

It had not been freezing and the ground was still soaked up with water from the melting snow, turning the furious run Janna had embarked on initially more into a careful jog while Laura kept to her left shoulder. Running in drenched, dastardly cold Chuck’s without socks on was just awful. Without a bra, Janna seemed more impeded by her bosom than her footwear. None of it was optimal.

The cold wind on wet hair was worst, however. Being clean felt good and fresh and all but Laura had never missed the amenities of modern civilization more than now as her head started throbbing with the sudden drop in temperature.

When the ogresses saw what was coming for them, they slowed down. Then they seemed to panic. There was some screaming amongst them which gave Laura hope that her and Janna’s plan might work out fine. They were just Barbies, after all. What could be so hard about stepping on a bunch of Barbies?

She wondered how in the world that weird evil wizard had believed these creatures might help her rule her kingdom. It seemed absurd, especially given the scraps of words Laura could pick up from their frightened shouting which was definitely not the common tongue. No, what these might be good for, if anything, was having a little fun.

She pulled Janna by the shoulder: “Leave a few alive!”

To her surprise, this made Janna stop entirely.

“To play with.” Laura explained quickly and smiled. “You’re not gonna get all ethical about them too, are you?”

Janna shook her head: “Good idea.”

The closer they came, the more the knot in Laura’s belly untightened, likely because she was able to look over her little enemies more from above while they huddled together as though they meant to make Janna’s job of crushing them even easier. But when they were a mere three or four steps away, there was something else. A tiny person, not an ogress, darted forth, waving its little arms furiously to catch Janna’s and Laura’s attention.

“Halt, stop!” It squeaked, revealing itself as a little girl. “These ogresses are mine and we are not your foes! I beg you, do not destroy us!”

It was rather odd.

-

Linbirg’s heart was goung faster and more violently than she ever remembered it doing during her lifetime. The giantesses were huge, tall as the sky, and Marag’s Children trembled before them. Ogres were huge in their own right, but to this they did not compare. It was all she could do to keep them from running away, reminding them of their oath and all that, as well as telling them that all would be well.

She herself wasn’t really sure of that, though. She couldn’t be. The giant young women were naked underneath grey cloaks of equally absurd proportions, except for footwear. And they came to do harm, visible plain as day upon their gargantuan faces.

Upon Linbirg’s words, however, they stopped their strides. This gave her hope.

“Please!” She shouted again. “If you’ll hear me, I can explain!”

“Are you a servant of the dark wizard?” The bigger one asked. “Why has he sent you here?”

The smaller giantess, the one with strange, red shoes, stepped out from the back of the other and started to shift sideways, perhaps to get a better view or perhaps to attack from the flank. It didn’t make much of a difference.

“I know nought of any wizards!” Linbirg shouted truthfully. “I merely came to claim my father’s lands and titles which are mine by rights and were almost stolen from me by my own steward whom I had to kill!”

She recalled the priest at Lionstone as the words left her mouth, the lad with the hourglass and the grey hair. Had he been a wizard? He had said he wasn’t a priest, after all. Then again, though, it was common knowledge that dark wizards were all stark raving mad, as well as unequivocally evil. He hadn’t struck her as such, precisely.

“What?” The bigger monster shook her head in bewilderment.

‘I am talking to them!’ Linbirg realised.

It felt impossible but it was true.

The words spilled out of her mouth: “My steward, Firmin ui Lôic, he betrayed me, he made me go speak to the ogres when they came to my father's barony hoping they'd kill me which they didn’t because there's an ancient pact that my forebear the Ironman made and it meant that they had to follow me so long as I upheld my end of the bargain! And...and follow me they did so I took them to Lionstone where I discovered that Firmin was going here to tell you I had died and to make you give him my father's lands and titles since I haven't officially inherited by decree of the king, the former king, I mean, he never declared me a woman grown so I didn't inherit and I...I... Firmin, he wanted to steal...”

There wasn't enough air in her lungs to tell it all, unfortunately, and ere she knew, a strange darkness engulfed her. She looked up to see where it was coming from but all she could see was black.

When the light returned, she could see Mara's face, close and from below. Linbirg was lying in the ogress' palms. She felt weak and her head was pounding but she wanted to get up right away. When Mara noticed, the ogress put her giant thumb over Linbirg’s chest, pushing her down, indicating that she wanted to take care of this.

“Is she dead?” The voice of the slightly smaller giantess inquired.

“I think she forgot to breathe.” Replied the other.

“Hm.”

Linbirg craned her neck to see but the world was upside down, only adding to the sheer absurdity of it all.

“Did you catch any of what she was screeching there?” Asked the big one.

Mara's face hardened: “My purpose is not to understand but to do. I do as the Ironman says. Always.”

“You're well-spoken for an ogress” The smaller giantess with the darker hair said. “But you do understand that your Ironman is but a little girl, right?”

Their speech had a strange, foreign flavour to it, Linbirg found, though she could not have told whence it came.

“That matters not.” Mara replied. “She wears the iron in her blood and we are bound to her. In life and in death.”

The big giantess cocked her head and her cloak slipped a little, revealing the womanly features previously concealed. It made Linbirg wonder what they were dealing with. Ogresses were female, though lean and hard by way of their living. And old tales of giants were known as well. They served few other purposes than to entertain and scare children or convey some moral lesson, but they had to have come from somewhere.

‘What if they are gods, though?’

As if even gods were this big.

The larger giantess replied: “Death you can have, but first you tell us why. Why do you follow this little pipsqueak? Has she bewitched you, perhaps?”

Mara's mouth twisted into an asinine smile: “You can call it that if you want.”

The ogress looked to the others, presumably to gage how well they might fare in a fight. Linbirg could tell that she didn't fancy the odds, though.

Likewise, the two enormous females exchanged a look.

“So, it's true.” The smaller one said. “She does serve that evil wizard.”

Mara growled in response: “Are you deaf?! The Ironman knows not of what you speak. And neither do I. The Ironman serves no one but the king of humans. This I know.”

“Well,” the big one took a step forward, “I think I've heard enough. Can the others speak as well, or only you?”

Mara rose with Linbirg in her hand, holding her by the waist and leaving the little girl dangling.

Her voice was sheer, venal hatred: “Only I can speak the Isenmann's tongue, giant. The rest of us speak only that of the hills.”

Linbirg understood that the ogres must have tales of giants, too. There was no time to ponder any such things, however, because the situation had become untenable. Mara was trying to protect her most nobly, but she was failing at it.

“We will leave you alive then.” The smaller giantess said more to the other than to Mara. “I want to hear you beg.”

This was very horrible, indeed. Something had to happen.

Without any regard for the drop, Linbirg twisted in Mara’s grasp and kicked herself free. She couldn’t see the ground coming up to hit her, but she felt it and an audible ‘oof’ came from her lungs. She didn’t let that stop her, however.

Before Mara could catch her again she climbed to her feet and ran right at the bigger giantess who had already made her first step forward, intent on killing the ogres.

“No!” Linbirg screamed from the top of her lungs. “I serve you! I serve the Queen! Please!”

Were they both queens or just the bigger one? It didn’t matter.

Mara grunted behind her and took a step forward as well.

Confusion was plastered on the bigger giantess’ face at first. She wasn’t uncomely but more womanly than the other who had more feline, girlish features and somewhat darker skin. Then something different entered into the face of the larger giantess, a pursing of the lips and slight furrow of the brows, indicating that something was about to happen.

That something, as Linbirg discovered to her absolutely horror, was an attack. The left foot, as large as a house, took another step ahead with a swiftness that moved the grass on the ground from all the wind. Then, before there was time to do anything other than scream, her right foot came to crush Linbirg out of existence.

‘Everything I did was wrong.’ Linbirg thought. ‘It was wrong to come here. It was wrong to kill all those people. All those poor innocent people.’

They might meet her again in the Netherhells, she thought, as the gargantuan boot shot forward only to become invisible and be replaced by the sole. It made an awfully frightening ‘woo’ sound as it passed over her, engulfing her in shadow.

But it didn’t stop there.

Remarkably, the giant foot passed right above her, three paces perhaps, over her head. Then it settled with a massive crash behind her, crushing the mud and grass and rocks and roots and anything unfortunate enough to inhibit its settling.

‘Mara.’ Linbirg thought. ‘She has killed Mara.’

But that wasn’t true either.

When she moved from outside the shadow of the massive leg now towering above her, Linbirg could see Mara’s legs sticking out from under the sole, still frantically kicking and struggling. The other ogres had moved away in fear, cowering on the ground now. They did not stand a chance against a monster like this.

‘They are just as helpless as I am to them.’ Linbirg realized.

Somehow she found that just, even a little good, maybe. Now they would learn how awful it felt to be a toy in an other’s hands who could do whatever they wanted and with no recourse whatsoever.

That slight hint of joy lasted only for a moment, however, because before she knew what was happening, she felt herself pinched between two enormous, strange, leathery pillows and catapulted fast and high into the air. It took her a moment, but she realized that the large giantess, instead of crushing her underfoot, had taken her captive between an enormous thumb and index finger.

‘Does she mean to show how she undoes me?’ She wondered.

The digits flexed and moved ever so slightly, and each time Linbirg thought her time had come. It was the point of torture.

“I have your little Ironworm!” The giantess spat hatefully. “Do what I say, or I’ll squish her like a bug!”

The digits pressed together in an instant making Linbirg scream while her ribs underwent a test of how far they could bend without breaking. It was clear that the giantess could very easily lend truth to her threat should she so choose. Linbirg’s body would hardly even offer resistance.

“Isenmann!” The ogresses cried out.

They had been doing so the entire time, Linbirg just noticed now.

She looked down, seeing that they were in the headless process of attacking the giantess, thereby throwing their own and Linbirg’s lives away. Mara was still pinned to the ground under the giant boot and would die first.

“Do what she says!” Linbirg screamed against the pressure on her lungs. “Please!”

She couldn’t see if it had worked because she was so suddenly and violently yanked around that her hair flew and her head spun. The stopping motion, again, came so abruptly and totally that she could have sworn her insides would burst and fly out of her belly. It made her tummy lurch.

The giantess’ face filled her vision now, looking down on her with curiosity and malice: “Clever girl. Tell them to lie on the ground. Now.”

This was an evil giantess, Linbirg thought, and it was terrible to be at her mercy.

“They cannot understand you!” She cried, struggling against the pressure on her body that was threatening to squish her like a tadpole.

Down below, Mara's voice grunted some command in the old, brutal tongue and the ogresses left off.

Again, sudden movement and sudden halt. Linbirg forgot where she was for a moment and everything sounded queer.

The giantess commanded: “On the ground, now!”

And Mara conveyed it.

Linbirg realized that she was hanging upside down and all the blood had rushed into her head. She felt hot and sick at the same time and her mouth tasted like vomit.

Below, the ogresses obeyed without any hesitation and the big giantess called upon the other in yet a different tongue.

Linbirg was lifted up again, albeit mercifully slowly this time.

“In life and in death, right?” The sadistic giantess smiled.

Linbirg was helpless. She could only watch and scream as the gargantuan monster raised her boot off Mara and placed its heel upon the head of another, testing the truth of those words she had echoed.

And it was so.

The trapped ogress cried, whimpered and wreathed, but never dodged. Linbirg tried to recall her name. She felt like she owed her that, but all she drew from the quiver of her mind was: ‘I'm sorry.’

‘I'm sorry.’

A horrible gnashing sound accompanied the giant foot doing its purpose. The other ogresses started crying as they saw their sister killed. And the giant, evil monster grunted with approval.

-

Laura bit her lip watching Janna do her thing. It was like she had never turned good and obnoxious. Whatever pounds too many she might have had before, illness and hardship had gnawed off of her. Her breasts were still huge and her hips and buttocks round and firm and wonderful. She looked like a goddess, naked under her blanket, her nipples perking upright in the cold. And she was so wonderfully merciless.

Janna enjoyed it too, Laura could tell, the wicked, unadulterated power. Laura hoped that it would fix her, change her back to her former self when they had wiped practically an entire culture off the map in Thorwal. Oh, the thousands they had devoured, crushed and fucked to death.

It wouldn’t last, though, probably. They were dealing with the enemy here, with monsters and dark magic. But there were many more to go. The one Janna had just crushed under her heel left thirty-five feral barbies. Laura had counted briefly. And with the genius move of keeping that strange little girl hostage, they seemingly could do with them as they pleased.

“I want crush one too!” She announced and came forward, looking over the tightly packed selection from which to choose.

Janna laughed: “Help yourself. Didn’t think it was gonna be this easy.”

“Weird, though, isn’t it,” Laura remarked and leaned over to see the tiny Ironman from up close, “why are they so willing to die for her?”

The girl was dissolving in tears while simultaneously trying to fight against Janna’s fingers. Perhaps she was being squeezed a little too hard, for the face beneath the fine golden curls of the girl’s hair was fiery red now, bordering on purple. She had strange spots, marks on her face as well, maybe pockmarks or just another manifestation of being deathly scared.

“Try not to suffocate her.” Laura advised. “If she dies, the ogres might try something.”

Janna transferred the girl to her palm where she curled up in a ball of pity.

Janna didn’t seem to care, though: “Try anything funny and I squish you.”

She had stepped off the dead ogress’ head and shoulders, leaving a sight that churned even Laura’s stomach a little. The level of detail she could see from on high was a lot better than it should have been. She had always enjoyed very good eyesight, but growing to ninety meters left her seeing much more than if she had been standing at her normal size atop a ninety meter platform.

With squished tiny humans, however, there usually wasn’t this much to see because they ended up turned into some red, pink slime with a few broken bones sticking out or so, or as a flat imprint of their former selves with a puddle of guts beside them.

Ogres were a different matter. Janna’s foot had compressed the barbie-sized body before sinking through, leaving a half-moon-shaped tear roughly around the collarbone, but the skin had ripped further below and been dragged along violently. Where the head had been was a mess of blood-drenched hair, liquid brains and skull fragments, complete with a piece of jaw that still had most of its remarkably white teeth.

Laura soon had second thoughts about crushing an ogress although the display of ease and power with which Janna had done it still turned her loins to water. It just didn't feel right with her shoes so painfully uncomfortable.

She decided to test the so far impeccable obedience instead by slipping her right foot out of its shoe and placing it over one ogress that laid on her back. She put her toes right were the little, frightened face was and steadied herself on Janna's shoulder.

“Lick.” She commanded then, challenging the tiny beast to demean itself.

The one who could speak the common tongue had very fuzzy brown hair that was ever so slightly wavy but also stiff, making it look like a mane. She translated the command, although that seemed to take a bit of an explanation. Strangely, some words in this guttural alien language sounded markedly similar to ones of the English language, just as was the case with the common tongue and for which Laura thus far lacked any feasible hypothesis to explain it.

Nevertheless, as soon as the translator had spoken did the ogress beneath Laura’s foot obey. It was reluctant and accompanied by crying but Laura could see and feel that her victim was licking her bare sole despite the dirt and grime from her wet sneaker. And when Laura moved her foot, the tiny tongue went between her toes as well.

“It tickles!” She giggled. “So, looks like we can do whatever we want with them. Why don’t we keep them for a while? They are no threat so long as we have their little Ironshrimpy. And once we’ve played them all dead in a few days we can smush her as well. I think I’ll have one eat me out after breakfast, how about you?”

She wanted to see Janna do that more than anything, place her beautiful pussy on a tiny victim’s face and crush its helpless body under her ass when she was done. And they had so many to play with, although it would probably be best to get some intimate shaving first, just for it to be perfect.

But before Janna could answer, the tiny Ironman started to speak as if she had known that she was being talked about.

“Please stop hurting us, My Queen!” She begged, sniffing. “I only…I only came to pledge allegiance to you and swear my fealty! Pl – Ah!”

Without any warning, Janna took the girl by one tiny, filigree leg and lifted her, raised her over her mouth and licked her lips: “One more word out of your tiny cunt mouth and I fucking eat you.”

Laura shivered where she stood, and not from cold.

The ogresses below all started wailing at once and the one who could speak said: “You leave her be! Give the Ironman back and we will forget what you did to us!”

Janna lowered the girl again and looked down with a sense of disappointment: “It’s a shame, I know. I get the idea, Laura, but I think something fishy is going on. I don’t want to play into the hands of that evil wizard. We should just kill them now and be on the safe side.”

Laura sighed, her stomach moving in multiple awkward directions at once. She knew Janna was probably right, but she didn’t want to part with her toys so early.

“That’s weird anyhow.” She reasoned. “Think about it, he said they could help me rule. How did he picture that happening, exactly? Only one of them can even speak. I mean, they would rock as an army or something like that but…but it isn’t like I could put them in as local lords when nobody can understand what they’re saying.”

“Maybe as a…goon squad,” Janna shrugged and shook her head, “so they can go crush rebellions and you don’t have to go yourself?”

“Maybe.” Laura replied. “But that’s way too wishy-washy. I already established he’s fallible, maybe he was simply wrong on this. Maybe it’s just some random chaotic-evil-type deal, like a…dog chasing a car. He would have no idea what to do with it if he caught one.”

Doubts had started to sprout in her about the wizard actually being as reprehensible as they assumed. Janna had a bad dream that scared her, but every time Laura had spoken with the man, he had been charming, forthcoming, intriguing…even nice. That was more than could be said about most other people, who were either unreasonable zealots, scaredy-cats or lickspittles.

She couldn’t say that, though, so instead she said: “There doesn’t have to be a massive magical conspiracy. I mean, just look at them!”

They looked almost profoundly profane, the opposite of magical, despite their size. There was nothing mystic about them whatsoever, except perhaps for the shrubbery that had accumulated in their hair and what passed for their clothing, but it was obvious that this might just as well have come from moving through dense woods for a period of time.

“We could have Furio look them over.” Janna started to give in. “But…”

She sighed.

“Oh yes!” Laura exclaimed with the realization. “Furio can see magic! If he says they’re clean, they’re clean! Oh, thank you!”

She took her foot off the still licking ogress and gave Janna a hug and a peck on the cheek. She had to do something to start rekindling their fire.

“Well then.” Janna tapped her foot at the ogresses. “Get up and start to move.”

They drove them before themselves like a flock of geese, making them jog while stepping dangerously close behind them and occasionally kicking stragglers to the ground and laughing about it. It was wicked fun.

Back at Galahan Palace, the assembled people greeted them with open mouths as thirty-five giant ogresses trampled into view with their heads low and tears in their eyes. Laura and Janna forced them to kneel in submission before the people.

There were many questions, undoubtedly, but it seemed as though the assembled nobility had lost their speech.

Laura grasped the opportunity to explain: “We've caught some ogres. Don't be afraid, they're very tame while we hold the Ironman hostage. Furio, we need you to tell us whether there is anything magic about them.”

Turon Taladan in turn found his tongue and rose into a pretentious speech: “Twelve cheers to our gracious Queen Laura and her dear friend for having saved us from this scourge before they could do any damage!”

It opened the gates to an obnoxious flood of sycophantic fawning that Laura nevertheless enjoyed.

“Yesterday, a dragon. Today, this!” Cheered old Franka Galahan. “Her Grace excels herself, truly. Although, what are ogres doing in my lands, without my knowledge? They must have come from far away! And why did they come from the south when we know the ogre queen sits in Andergast?”

It was theorized immediately and loudly that they had probably tried to go Andergast and join the large ogre horde while others held that it must be a raid or an ill-timed diversionary attack originally coming from the north.

More theories sprouted up like mushrooms accordingly, some more far-fetched than others. Much as it seemed a fruitless exercise did Laura have to concede that it was an interesting question.

“You, where do you come from?” She asked the one ogress they had who was capable of speaking the common tongue.

The reply was brisk, hateful and all but useless: “From the hills, the lands of the Ironman.”

It displeased Laura, but the nobility was astonished.

“She speaks!” Multiple throats cried out and immediately began to shout suggestions on what to ask next.

Laura went along with it for the moment.

“What is your name?”

“Mara.”

“What are you?”

“Marag’s Children.”

“Have you word of the ogre queen?”

“I don’t know what that is. We serve the Ironman.”

“What food do you eat?”

“Man flesh.”

That put a sudden end to the suggestions and gave birth to angry whisperings.

“Err, who is that Ironman we hear so much of, suddenly?” Franka Salva Galahan inquired. “At first I thought my old ears were failing. A man, made of iron, is he?”

Janna produced the little girl for everyone to look at but made sure Mara and her ilk had no chance of recapturing her.

“It's not a man but a snivelling little girl,” Janna said, “and she's made of flesh and blood, not iron. Although she does appear to have chainmail on.”

Franka nodded her head once and went right on: “Then what would make these beasts do her bidding?”

“Witchcraft.” Suggested several tongues at once, some whispering, others yelling the word like a curse. “Blood magics!”

“Witchcraft begets witchcraft like a horse begets a foal!” Screamed Duke Hagrobald who until now had been astonishingly silent. “See what it brings you, Albernians, to let dark works and fairy worship fester in your lands!”

The Nordmarkers had a reputation for being a little pious and obnoxious about it. Regrettably, the Albernians didn't seem to have a rebuke.

Furio spoke next, however, proving the duke's high and mighty horse lame in clinically oblivious fashion: “There is nothing. I cannot find a speck of anything arcane about these creatures, or the little girl. What do you mean to do with them?”

Laura's eyes met Janna's while below shouts of “kill them!” were ringing out.

Janna turned to Furio again: “Is there anything you could have missed? I mean, are there things...magical things you can't detect?”

Laura wanted to protest but had to bite her tongue.

“Few things are certain in the world of the arcane.” Furio admitted ponderously. “But I should think it unlikely.”

Laura took a breather and gleamed at Janna. The evil wizard had been right, these ogresses would help her, just not in the way he envisioned. Janna still looked sceptical with her lips pressed together, brooding over the kneeling barbies at her feet.

Laura decided to change the subject by clearing her throat: “Eh-hem, when is this food going to be ready, exactly? I'm starving!”

She had binged on people last evening, but evidently her body was already done with them. Weed stimulated the digestion and Mibeltube seemed to be similar in this respect as well. This meant that smoking it was a rather taxing affair on the supporting infrastructure, the tiny people who had to provide the food, in a situation in which Laura and Janna already lived off the land like a massive, hungry army.

“Part of it is already cold, your grace.” Countess Franka provided. “We are woefully ill-equipped here to provide such masses as you require, and I must stress that we are running out of stocks! I wonder, could you be persuaded, perhaps, to rid us of this ogre scourge by eating them?”

Laura looked at the ogresses. Eating one would be a bloody, chewy and no doubt gutsy affair that she wanted no part of.

She shook her head: “They will die…in time. But not right away. We intend to keep them a little bit.”

This was an attempt to settle the matter with Janna as well. Laura bent down to toss a couple more trees into the massive fire, from the pile they had gathered. She wanted to squash an ogress under her feet, but her shoes needed to be dry. Janna said nothing but knelt to grab her half-filled river boat with one hand to tip the loveless mixture of porridge, bacon, sausages, bread and probably a fair amount of sawdust sweepings into her mouth.

“Shall I have to feed them as well?!” Franka asked, incredulous. “Does Her Grace not realize how thinly stretched we are? It is too little butter spread over too much bread, only the words too much now fill me with sorrow!”

Laura grew annoyed: “I brought you a bunch of money, haven't I?! What happened to my boats, by the way, the ones that were full of gold and silver.”

The dead dragon was still where she had left it. It was too big for the tiny people to move, but the ravens seemed to like it and were at its lifeless carcass like flies.

Turon Taladan cleared his throat and stepped forward: “Forgive the procacity, Your Grace, but we have brought your wealth inside for fear of thieves. You saw not fit to exact us with any instructions as to its use, so we assumed it was your wish to keep it.”

Laura had had plans with the money, but they seemed not to be so important anymore.

“Then use it to buy food. Besides, I thought you were carting up supplies from the west, isn't that so?”

The tall old steward nodded fiercely: “Aye, Your Grace, alas none has arrived with us thus far. I have instructed several riders to investigate the matter but I haven’t had word from them either. It is possible that the carters have no knowledge of the open road. The Red Curse is making Winhall dubious, as well as the river. And they may not know yet that Abilacht is back into the fold and no longer controlled by vicious rebels.”

“Your Grace,” Franka added gravely, “listen to your councillors, we have no trade! All the gold in the world might not help us, seeing as we can't eat it! We are cut off from our own kingdom!”

Within the sea of highly concerned faces, one man looked incredibly pleased: Duke Hagrobald Guntwin of the Big River. All this talk must have been music to his ears, although Laura didn't know whether that would still be the case if he knew that she had raided one of his towns and pushed the castle of one of his vassals clean off a cliff. She knew she had to shut up about it for now so as not to make Janna mad again. But it would be nice to see his face if and when he found out.

Nevertheless, this might be the answer.

“We can trade with Nordmarken!” She exclaimed. “They have loads of food and we are not at war any longer! Isn't that right, Duke Hagrobald?”

He puffed his chest before laughing: “And why, by Praios, should I do that?! On the contrary. I think we have rather been rushing things! The ink on our truce is not even dried yet and here we are negotiating trade! Nay! I am rather thinking about an embargo! My loyal chancellor, what say you in this matter?”

There was no reply until one of his handsome knights told him: “Your chancellor isn't here, Sire. If you recall, you have entrusted him with ruling your lands while you are campaigning.”

Yes, Hagrobald wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed, and he was also a prick.

“Then make due!” He shooed at the man with his hands. “Send a rider at once and give him our swiftest horses! Let it be known, no trade with Albernia until I change my mind, ha, ha!”

The cocksure way in which he did it made Laura angry, on top of the fact that the gold she had stolen was apparently useless.

She gritted her teeth: “I am your liege now, don't forget! Aren't you obligated to help me in this matter?”

“With regards to my new countship, aye.” He grinned up at her. “I will happily send you anything you require from there...within reason. You do not possess Nordmarken, however, and Praios help me you never will!”

The notion was enormously intriguing. Nordmarken was rich, orderly, virtually untouched by trouble. But Janna wouldn't allow it, so Laura would have to act in secret, do what she did in Gratenstone a couple of times more. That was sweet as well. Any excuse to squish people was welcome, but first she would play with some ogresses. Life was good after all, she decided stubbornly, despite everything.

“Enough of this!” She determined.

The ogres were still kneeling, their eyes fixed on Janna who was regarding the tiny Ironman in her hand.

“Is she okay?” Laura asked, fearing that the tiny thing might have cried herself to death.

Janna pressed her lips together before she looked up: “Physically, yeah. But I feel bad for her.”

Of course, while Janna had believed the girl a pawn of their weird evil adversary, any mistreatment had been justified. Since Furio hadn't found any magic, however, this was no longer the case.

Laura had to play this delicately: “Maybe we should, like, put her with Franka. She would still be our hostage but you don’t have to hold her the entire time. If you put her in your pocket you will just end up squashing her. We can let her off the hook when we're done with her ogres.”

If possible, Laura would still squish the girl, just for the sake of it. But Janna didn’t need to know that.

“Sounds fair.” Janna said to Laura's great relief.

“Shall we toss her in an oubliette?” Franka asked when Laura told her the plan.

By now, the old countess was sitting on a cushioned chair under a blanket and warmed her booted feet by a fire her servants had built for her. This made her look even older than usual, and more ineffectual than she was. There were also quite a lot of fires around now, the huge one Laura and Janna used for their clothing, the countess’ fire and a dozen or so cookfires with pots and kettles steaming in the cold. There was a lot of smoke and mist in the air as a result.

“No!” Janna shouted out at the countess’ suggestion.

In stark contrast to Franka's place by her fire, an oubliette was little more than a hole with an iron grate on top where prisoners were sometimes put to facilitate their passing. It would have to be cold in it and usually it was so constructed that one could neither sit or lay down nor stand upright in it, causing unbearable cramps after a short while. And since it was dark and lonesome, hallucinations would additionally plague the occupants. An oubliette was not a prison cell in that sense, but a gruesome murder weapon that did not require any doing on part of the executioner. And once the deed was done the perpetrator could still more or less wash their hands of it, given that the prisoner had technically died in captivity rather than at anybody’s hand.

“A room, I should think.” Laura said while Janna cleared her throat for emphasis. “A nice room with food, drink, a bed, books to read and whatever else she requires. Just don’t let her escape. And keep her alive, unless the ogres do not obey. If that happens, you kill her.”

She was talking to the countess but looked at the ogress called Mara the entire time instead.

When the Ironman was handed over into Franka’s custody, the question arose of who the girl was. There was a man, it so happened, who could provide a vague answer. It was Ordhan Herlogan with his grey eyes and hair, clad today in inlaid black and silver armour as well as a green cloak that bore his white unicorn on green. Laura found it a bit strange that he was so geared-up. If some Nordmarker shenanigans was underfoot, that might explain it, because some of Hagrobald's knights were armoured as well. The Duke himself, however, wore only noble attire, a thrown-together mix of green and silvery grey finery, albeit that on him, with his wild hair and beard, it looked a bit like someone had tried to dress up a particularly unkempt bear.

“She is the heir apparent of the Bordermark, Your Grace.” Ordhan said. “Lin...some such. I met her father once at Castle Crumold. Those marks on her face, I do recall them now. I believe he died, but she has not yet been declared a woman grown. Her steward would know more, a truly upright and honest man, if memory serves.”

The girl wimpered and more tears rolled down her cheeks again. She was as red as a newborn infant. Rarely had Laura seen anybody who so wanted to speak and yet did not dare to do so. Janna had frightened the girl good and proper, and Laura wanted to leave it at that.

“Wonderful.” She waved the issue aside like a swarm of flies. “You have your instructions. Don't disappoint me or there will be consequences.”

“There truly is scarcely an unmarried heir my trusty Baron of Lower Honingen does not know of.” Franka marvelled, full of sarcasm while ‘Lin...some such' was led away in tears.

Ordhan threw a brief glance at Laura before he replied: “Oh, my Lady of Galahan knows me too well. Alas, heirs tend to marry and inherit, so it is quite useful to know their names. It saves having to remember them later, when the question arises of what belongs to whom.”

Strangely, Franka seemed snobbed or disappointed by his reply, and Laura had no idea why. Was it that there were fiefs up for grabs, formerly belonging to families who had not declared for her? There was also the reasonable likelihood that Laura had squished Ordhan's youngest son, unmarried and serving as a knight somewhere in Winhall County, which made any line of questioning into this topic a venomous hole to prod. Or maybe she had merely misread Franka's reaction.

It was hard to tell whether or not something was truly off, especially with that small ogre army kneeling there ruining any semblance of normalcy. And they couldn’t kneel forever.

Janna said aloud what Laura was pondering: “If we are going to keep them, how and where do you intend to do that? You're not going to bank on them just sitting still forever, are you? They aren't sheep.”

Violating her earlier declaration, Janna took a sheered sheep from the ground and popped it in her mouth, but seemed to regret the decision a moment later. Raw sheep tasted like their stables smelled, but then again so did roasted ones, for the most part.

‘For fuck's sake,’ Laura thought, ‘please don't become a vegetarian too.’

“We can dig a hole, I guess?” She suggested. “Make it nice and deep and make trees into spikes at the top. It doesn't have to last forever.”

‘Only until we've fucked every last one of them flat.’

She really wished they could get on with that already. Her crotch was watering almost as much as her mouth.

“Dubious.” Janna shrugged. “But better than nothing. As a matter of fact, why not make them dig it themselves? It would save us from having to wash all over again.”

The idea rejuvinated Laura's enthusiasm for the hole thing. And it gave her another idea as well.

“Franka,” she said in the local tongue, “How would you like some strong help in rebuilding your city?”

Ere she could reply she was rudely interrupted by Duke Hagrobald who it seemed had just been told something in hushed-up confidence by one of his men: “Hah, nonsense! I've been looking for a jab to take at those money-pinching pepper sacks and their cronies! If they cannot reach the sea via Albernia then all the better! Especially Stoerrebrandt, those black-hatted bastards! They bought my steel when there was peace and when I needed it meself for the war they tried to charge me triple for the same material! Let them suffer!”

He became aware that everyone was now staring at him over his outburst but clearly did not feel the need to apologize.

“Strong help, Your Grace?” Franka asked, mildly amused. “Are you going to lift the stones yourself?”

Everyone was sceptical when they learned of the idea. Franka wailed about even more damage done to her city, Hagrobald laughed and Turon Taladan asked if it was wise. Nevertheless, Laura insisted. It had worked with Nagash, after all. Why shouldn't it work with Mara?

‘Why can't Honingen become my new Lauraville?’

Laura was yearning for it much, although it might have been just the lack of complications when she had just one village to organize.

Having great plans turned the chores left open into something truly agonzing. But nevertheless, food needed to be eaten and clothes needed to be dried. The food was as plain and boring as was expected but to Laura's luck Janna volunteered to do the drying while overseeing the hole being dug from a distance.

Laura chose a field in view of Galahan Palace so there would be warning in case of a breakout. Then Mara told her aghast brethren what they were to do.

Building the prison didn't require constant translation, however, so Laura took Mara and three others to the unsightly gash in the city wall she had made. It was weird doing all this naked, now barefoot too and under a blanket. The sun wasn't visible that day, but Laura guessed that it was already noon or past noon at this point.

This meant that their plan of dealing with the Red Curse was becoming more and more dubious.

But then again: ‘Why shouldn't we use the ogres for that too? They can help us yank out the whole damn forest!’

The black wizard's plan appeared more sensible with every passing hour. And it was so easy. The ogresses were grudging and disdainful about serving, but so far they obeyed marvellously, caring deeply for their Ironman. Laura wondered what might have happened if Janna didn't catch the tiny girl, ignoring her or even killing her by mistake. What had it been that tiny bitch had wanted? She couldn't even remember.

Honingen's masons, carpenters, architects and so forth were very apprehensive about Laura's idea too. They favored manpower and mechanics, winches, treadmill cranes and the like to overcome gravity. But once again, Laura was insisting.

They did not have a clear leader, and so talking to them felt weird. Laura appointed a random architect to deal with wall repairs while telling the others to deal with the rebuilding of crushed houses. When daytallers were called upon to remove the rubble from the breach, she stepped in the first time.

“Mara,” she said, “make two of your ogresses clear the stones out.”

She could have done it herself easily, but that wasn't the point. If truth be told, it felt a little stupid doing this. A queen should not have to micromanage in this fashion. But she had damaged the city and somebody had to get the ball rolling on fixing it.

The ogress hissed at her but relayed the command and two of the others stepped forward scowling to begin pushing out the rubble like living bulldozers.

From Laura's chosen architect, a portly, sweating man with a cleanly shaved skull, this earned her a gasp of astonishment.

Honingen's walls weren't all bricks, it turned out. Brick burning wasn't an exact science and required skilled specialists that travelled from place to place to sell their services. Instead, there was a thick framing of red brick and slabs of granite, limestone or other rock in between. It was neatly stacked but only scarcely mortared and looked somewhat thrown together.

“Oh, that is not so, My Queen!” Laura was informed by her man. “When one builds a castle, or some such, you're dealing with the piff, the paff and the puff! But here, with this red brick, things are obviously different!”

She didn't understand exactly how or why it was different, only that the piff was the hardest and the puff the softest stone and it mattered immensely which particular rock went where. Piff was identifiable by a darker colour and often a somewhat rusty taint, which told her that there was iron in those rocks.

“You are to work with these builders.” Laura told Mara when the breach was finally clear. “Do what they say, obey them, and don't kill any of them. Disobey and I will kill your little Ironman. And then my friend and I will flatten the lot of you too.”

To her surprise, the ogress did the exact opposite of what she wanted. The beastly barbie barked some sort of order in the ogre tongue to her brethren who was closest to the next builder, and that beast then went ahead and snatched the man off his feet.

Mara looked up at her with hate sparkling in her eyes: “We can do the same, naked giant. Release the Ironman or see your little friend die!”

Then she barked another order so that the ogress who had the hostage put both her hands around him, threatening to rip him in half.

Laura was truly perplexed for a moment before she had to laugh: “You misunderstand!”

Explaining it seemed both difficult and futile at the same time, so she held her hand out.

“Give him to me and I'll smush him myself. I kill hundreds of them every week.”

The city was listening, of course, but she didn't mind. It was the truth and surely lying was sinful.

“You're trying to trick us.” The ogress accused her. “No closer or we'll kill him!”

Laura rolled her eyes: “And wrong again!”

She took a quick step over the wall and placed her foot squarely atop a group of screaming workers, squelching them all in an instant under her bare sole. Their bursting bodies felt strangely warm against her cold, clammy skin so much so that she almost longed for a whole tub full of tiny people to take a footbath. The rest of the workers were struck by shock. Some turned to flee while others removed the covers from their heads and fell to their knees, almost as if they were praying to a god to spare them. It was a rather pleasant feeling Laura derived from this.

Mara's jaw was locked open as she understood the extend of her miscalculation, but the ogress with the hostage finished what she had threatened to do by tearing the struggling worker in two.

“Everyone, get back here!” Laura ordered. “Get back here or I'll flatten you all.”

She had half a mind to do it already, but not because of anger. Instead, she bent down and took the offending ogress by the waist. Mara was the real culprit, of course, but too important to kill. Nevertheless...

“Now she dies because of your stupidity.”

“No!” The talking ogress threw herself at Laura's foot that remained outside the walls. “Don't kill us, please! We will serve! We will do what you and your little humans say!”

Laura looked down at her with a smirk: “Yes, you will. I find disobedience highly annoying. And I squish things that annoy me.”

She was weighing in her mind whether she rather wanted to be alone with the condemned ogress or kill her here, and also whether or not she wanted to try and have sex with her first. She decided on crushing her here where Mara could see it. There were more than enough of them for some more intimate fun later.

“I'll tell you what,” Laura said, “I'll sit on her for a bit. If she can lift me off, I will not sit on her again. Sound fair?”

She didn't want ogre guts between her toes, but somehow on her butt that didn't seem half so gross to her.

Mara cried as a result, which looked weird on a woman so wild, but it didn't change Laura’s persuasion. The ogress to be killed was shaking with fear. She had straighter hair with twigs in it, roughly the dull brown colour of chocolate mousse. Her face was a bit long but she had beautiful, speckled eyes, green and yellow. Laura took only one brief look, however, for fear of growing attached.

She got rid of her blanket by shaking it off and put the ogress on the naked ground behind her heels. As luck would have it, she felt a fart coming and started off by farting straight in her victim's face. When she heard gagging, she stretched the barbie-sized woman down on the ground and proceeded to sit until there was enough pressure to get her hands free.

The ogress wasn't able to somehow magically lift her off, which was a strange kind of relief, so she just squashed her a little more while controlling the weight with her arms, thereby putting an end to the feeble attempts of clawing and scratching. The ogress' head was still sticking out from the side of her butt and judging by the look on that face it wasn't a very pleasurable experience. Before long, however, Laura grew tired of holding herself up.

“Smush!” She giggled when she let go.

Her body sunk into the ground a bit, driving the ogress with her. A harder surface would have been better for crushing, but to kill it would probably work. Tiny humans, if that was the right word in light of things, sometimes survived through some fluke, precisely because they were so tiny. An ogre possessed no such luck.

Mara was cowering on the floor, bawling into her knees.

“Oh, don't act so agrieved.” Laura scolded her. “I'm sure you do the same to smaller things.”

She wanted to see what her butt had done to the little ogress and reversed her previous movement to peak over her shoulder and take a look. A violent twitch went through the young, barbie-sized woman and a mouthful of dark red blood erupted from her mouth, much as though she was still alive. She didn’t really look very lively other than that, but just in case, Laura sat right back down and reached for her blanket. The little ogress could be her seat cushion for the time being even if that was a slightly wet affair. It wasn’t because of guts, but because of the blood. It had been coming out of those mismatched eyes as well. But other than this, the body was soft, warm and comfortable to sit on. Laura enjoyed being big and heavy.

“Do what I say, and I won’t have to crush any more of you.” She told Mara.

And she very much meant that. An obedient little force of these ogresses could be immensely useful to have, clearly. The problem at hand was that they could very easily overpower the little people when Janna and Laura weren’t there to watch over them. She’d have to put that to the test. If it didn’t work, all she’d lose were a few more tiny people.

She went on: “Even if you decide to abandon your Ironman…”

“Never!” Mara snapped through teeth violently clenched.

“Yes,” Laura chuckled, “but even if you were so inclined, we’d just have to follow your footsteps and find you. And then we’ll crush you all. You belong to us now. Do you understand what I’m saying?”

Mara nodded ever so slightly and with renewed hatred plastered over her face. It reminded Laura of Nagash. That ogress had been very useful as well, although Mara was a tad prettier. All the ogresses were, far as Laura could tell.

Crane duty was not particularly challenging at any level, be it physical or intellectual, even to the ogres. Worse yet, it turned out that at the breach the builders, who were now absolutely terrified, had no real need for them. Once the stones were cleared out it was just a matter of putting them back. Some mortar needed to be made with slaked lime, sand, water and some binding material like straw. The beginning of their work, however, was necessarily done at ground level. Only later on would there be need for scaffolding and lifting things high. Some stones needed to be replaced as well, because they had simply broken or been nearly pulverized under Laura’s weight. It went to show what kind of hassle she was able to put on the little people just by walking.

With the breach cleared, Laura ordered her three remaining workers to help with the houses instead. Rubble needed to be cleared there too, building material needed to be moved or made anew. There was need for wood, some of which was in form of long heavy beams it took several men to carry while an ogress could carry multiple over a long distance without so much as breaking a sweat.

They would be great at breaking stones as well, Laura thought, remembering the small quarry up north near Iauncyll. Technically, the ogresses could be great at pretty much anything that wasn’t very filigree work, like weaving sticks for daub and wattle houses. Logging, ploughing fields, digging clay,  digging ditches, logistics, surface mining, perhaps even hunting game. It was strange that they hadn’t taken over the world, or attempted to do so earlier, given how much bigger and more capable they seemed than the regular humans. They were somewhat stupid and their language sounded like it was spectacularly unsuited for complicated things like engineering, as most primitive languages were. But the sheer difference in size and power had to account for something. It had to be a major effort for the tiny human beings to kill even one ogress, let alone an army of them.

And as a goon squad as Janna had suggested, Laura couldn't have hoped for anything better. But she didn't trust them enough for that yet.

It turned out to be a long day that nevertheless almost flew by her. She got so involved in the building projects, including the commission of a new big and beautiful mages college, that she was surprised when it suddenly became evening. The days were growing shorter, but of yesterday’s plans she and Janna had achieved almost nothing.

That was when she learned that all her ambitious rebuilding was wholly idiotic.

“What happens to the mortar when it freezes?” Janna had asked a passing stone mason after she came over from her other duties.

Laura had arranged for food to be cooked in the city once more because of the terrible breakfast. Preparations necessarily started early and were still going on all around. It was very much improvised now, a community effort. Honingen had shrunk considerably.

“Then it don’t dry!” The man replied. “If it gets real cold and it's too wet then it cracks too and the whole bloody wall gives way!”

Laura wanted to stuff her hand into her mouth and bite on it as hard as she could.

It took a great deal of effort to remain calm: “And why didn’t anyone tell me so before?!”

The man wasn’t a foxy one but possessed enough sense to know that he was in trouble. Laura was already contemplating his end.

“We…you said build, milady!” He chewed his lip. “And so…so we did!”

She couldn’t do anything else but hang her head then, and Janna’s laughter was making everything even worse. This was probably why a queen shouldn’t micromanage. But at least the ogresses had proved useful.

It was too late to go to the Farindel. It was too cold to rebuild Honingen. And Laura was too not in the mood anymore to have sex. It was truly depressing.

Worse yet, it was still a little too early to go to bed.

-

Janna inspected Honingen from up close. It looked used somehow, although that description was probably problematic in and of itself. Laura had ploughed right through one part of it, and then selectively demolished other bits here and there. She also must have killed many people but Janna didn’t really get to reprimand her for it after killing Signor Hatchet and that unfortunate little herald.

The latter was…a tragedy, but one she didn’t entirely blame herself for. She had still been half asleep, practically not herself. She felt for the guy and everything, but it was more accident than anything else.

Hatchet, on the other Hand, had not been like that. She had tried not to kill him. She had known that what she was doing was wrong and dangerous. And she did it anyway, just to get herself off. To be fair, at that time, the urge had been very, very strong. But she ought to have been able to control it. Of course, in how far one was actually in control of one’s own actions was still the subject of debate among scientists from many different fields, albeit that this discussion wasn’t really going anywhere. It was mostly definition wars and word games.

Afterwards, Janna had lied about it. She hadn’t ripped Hatchet’s head off. In truth, she did not really have cogent idea what had happened to him while she fingered herself and bit her tongue to keep quiet, which made breathing difficult but somehow made the orgasm even better. After she came, Hatchet was but a thin, pink film clinging to her fingers. It glistened in the firelight ere she wiped it off somewhere.

“Hrgh, fuck!” Laura moaned, pouting.

She didn’t look too good and was visibly frustrated with the futility of her work.

“You can rebuild with wood for now.” Janna advised carefully. “But first you should figure out how many houses you really need. I mean, it was late, right? Those houses you stepped on were probably occupied, so there might be no need for them anymore.”

It was a horrible thought but nonetheless true. On the other hand, Laura was less destructive when she was building, and she seldom destroyed things she had built herself.

Janna added: “Why not turn this into a positive and make Honingen better?”

It was insanely insensitive to say such a thing out loud given how many must have died. Honingen had been home to north of three thousand inhabitants at one point, especially with the refugees from Winhall. How many were left was hard to tell, half or so if Janna was any judge. It was surreal to think about realistically. On Earth, somebody who so casually caused the deaths one and a half thousand people would be considered one of the vilest human beings alive. And yet, here Janna sat right next to one. And she herself had probably even more on her conscience.

That wasn’t the point, though. It was time to look ahead, make a better future.

Laura took the bait and asked: “What do you mean, better? Better, how?”

“Well,” Janna smiled, “a mages college is cool, but do you know what’s even cooler? Schools! Hospitals! Women’s shelters, homeless’ shelters, uh…”

Once again she realized that she wasn’t exactly good at this, but she had to keep trying.

“Social…clubs, maybe? Youth centres?”

Laura laughed: “Ninety nine percent of people work from child age, Janna, they have no use for youth centres.”

Janna shrugged: “They will if you give them schools. Children shouldn’t work but learn and have fun. Once they’re out of school, their productivity should offset any social cost by a substantial margin.”

“I thought you were giving them the reins?” Laura cocked an eyebrow. “What happened to self-government?”

Somebody stepped on it.” She replied sourly.

If truth be told, even while wholeheartedly for it in the moment, Janna had come to doubt the tiny people’s ability to govern themselves in a way that she could approve of. They were bigoted and stupid and mostly uneducated. Maybe a benevolent dictatorship was necessary for a couple of years before their societies could truly be set free. Schooling was the first step in any case.

“I was high.” Laura showed her palms in a not entirely serious defence. “I swear I wasn’t even actively trying to crush the rebellion. They thought I was, but I was only high and…super-duper hungry. I’m sorry, for what it’s worth.”

The tiny people lived in utter terror of Laura. Everyone was working at breakneck speed. She had probably killed more of them while Janna hadn’t been looking. She was blind to their humanity, seeing them as little more than bugs.

“As I said,” Janna repeated, “schools, hospitals, social institutions. Build back better. That’s the least we can do.”

Laura nodded half-way but frowned and said: “I don’t think that’s really how it works, Janna.”

Janna sighed. She didn’t want to have an argument again, not now anyway. Staring into a fire while holding clothes was exhausting, not to mention the little training session she had engaged in to revitalize her muscles. She had been mostly inactive for too long and hadn’t eaten enough as well. The loss of a couple of pounds in weight, or probably hundreds of tons respectively, was definitely a good thing. But she needed to be fit too, and just a few crunches, sit-ups und jumping jacks had already left her muscles sore and aching. Her jumping jacks had also caused a small earthquake that had collapsed a farmstead next to her feet, but it had luckily been abandoned and already in disrepair.

It was a stark reminder of her power.

“What if…” Laura bit her lip and sought Janna’s eyes with her own. “What if I gave you a city? You have so many great ideas on how to help the little people, so why not take the opportunity to see if they really work? I promise I’ll never set foot in it without your permission.”

Janna thought on that for a moment. There seemed to be numerous pros and cons. What she had to look for were dealbreakers.

“Split up again?” She asked. “I thought we were over that.”

Laura shook her head: “It wouldn’t have to be far. I mean, Abilacht is super close to Honingen, even in the same county. We haven’t been there yet but the rebellion there is over, and I bet there’s need for rebuilding so you can put up all that stuff you want. You can give them proper wastewater management or whatever, solve their gender issues…”

“Fuck you.” Janna laughed.

She was warming up to the idea quickly.

“First thing tomorrow is Red Curse, though.” She reminded Laura.

At the very top of the to-do list were still Steve and Christina as well. Getting them back was very important to Janna. She just didn’t have even the slightest idea on how to even begin tackling the issue. They had no knowledge of what Andergast or Nostria for that matter looked like at the moment. There was no information coming through and they had nobody on the inside they could ask. Their little, outsourced infiltration attempt through the Horasians had apparently failed.

“How are your ogres doing?” Janna asked. “Were they…trustworthy?”

“Pretty much.” Laura said, although she had to look around a bit before she found them again. “Hey!”

She got up and started walking, a tiny woman with a wheelbarrow narrowly avoiding her foot.

“Who told you, you could slack off?!”

Janna got up as well and paid a look. The three ogresses were sitting on the ground by a fire, warming their feet and resting outside the city walls. The logs they had been carrying were repurposed to get their butts of the clammy ground.

“Your human said we could!” Mara spat hatefully up at Laura. “That one there!”

It was an act of defiance, regardless of whether or not it was true.

“Is this true?!” Laura rounded on the little man.

He was leading an oxcart with a mule in the yoke, much too small and puny to drag the load of wood efficiently.

The man stammered a lot before a coherent meaning formed: “She said she’d eat my wife and children, Your Grace!”

Laura turned to Janna: “Can you believe this?”

It wasn’t really a question, and as angry as Laura was, she also seemed to find it darkly amusing.

“I give you this one, you little shits.” She laughed. “Now back to work or I’ll squash another of you. And no more threatening my humans!”

She came back to her previous spot where she could observe everything inside the city quite well.

“I was just thinking…” Janna started, aware of how stupid it sounded in light of what they just saw. “If it turns out that we can trust the ogres, maybe we can send them to Andergast to free Christina and Steve.”

Laura turned her head: “That’s brilliant!”

The thought process that played out on her face went from excited to gloomed, however.

“Except, then Mara would have hostages on us. We’d have to basically let them go, which is already assuming that we can exchange the Ironman for our friends without any catastrophes happening.”

Janna remembered Furio’s little acolyte, that bald girl named Rondria. She couldn’t let something like that happen to Steve.

“Maybe we’ll get them sorted out in time.” Laura shook her head and shrugged. “Too early to tell.”

Janna was desperate and hated her helplessness in this situation: “But we have to do something!”

Laura pursed her lips: “How about we send Dari on a little recon mission? Where is she by the way, I haven’t seen her all day.”

Now Janna shrugged: “I didn’t kill her, if that’s what you mean. Although, you probably did.”

“Fuck!”

She started calling out for the girl, which was more than a little awkward for Janna. The idea sounded pretty neat, though, if Dari was still alive. Janna didn't stand to lose anything other than the opportunity to kill the girl herself.

“Oh, by the way,” She said happily, “that hole they're digging?”

“Yeah?” Laura made absentmindedly while scanning the streets and alleys. “Any good?”

Janna shook her head: “Absolutely not, it’s complete shit. You couldn't trap a dog in there.”

Somehow, it made her want to laugh out loud, but Laura had probably suffered enough humiliation for one day.

 

 

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Chapter 52 by squashed123
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The unsuccessful search for Dari launched a whole inquiry into whom Laura had killed during her Mibeltube-induced murder spree. Janna approved while watching her friend fret and bite her fingernails. It was just the right kind of penance, and Janna didn’t need to lift a finger for it to strike home. Perhaps this way it might actually achieve something.

The investigation, chiefly entrusted to the Abilachter Riders, yielded many results that trickled in all through the evening. It were mostly names that neither Janna nor Laura had ever heard before, so in the beginning they had to ask for stations and occupations until the reporting officer caught on and included such information with the names. Still, Laura didn’t really seem to care about people she didn’t personally know, and even Janna found it hard after a while. There were just so many, going in one ear and out the other.

“No one really important so far, fingers crossed,” Laura said at one point.

That wasn’t true, strictly speaking. A surprising number of leaders were among the dead, guild masters or officials and the like, renowned craftsmen, their kin and other citizens. There were much fewer people who had worked for the city directly, Janna noted, perhaps because they had kept their heads low during the incredibly short-lived rebellion or because they had gotten out during the turmoil and stuck with their cynical countess. The female city magistrate Belisa Tibradan for instance had not even returned to the city after the riot had broken out at the tourney grounds. On the other hand, perhaps Dari had been killed by some other means such as did not relate directly to Laura. Such deaths weren't even being reported yet.

“Cathal Ardwain,” Captain Arvo Lovgold read from his newest list. “Squire to the Lord of Feyrenwall. Not from Honingen, but I believe a relative to the Feyrenwall master at arms and an associate of the renowned rebel singer Garvin Blaithin.”

“Shit,” Laura screwed up her face with misery and fear.

It was righteous and sad at the same time.

“Do we know how he died, Arvo?”

The officer looked up: “Uh, we can find out. My men are still asking around, I will let them know to report the manner of death from now on, too. The scribes are struggling to eliminate multiply reported names. Would you like to know the circumstances for the names you have already heard as well?”

Laura shook her head: “Please don’t.”

She put her chin on her chest and stared at the ground. The names and descriptions were putting faces to her sins and it was finally starting to get to her. Janna liked it.

The next time Arvo Lovgold showed up he had yet a new list of names, and the causes of death this time too.

One of them was: “Garvin Blaithin, commoner, husband of Lady Elia Talvinyr. Renowned singer turned traitorous rebel. He made that dreadful Vulture song, I believe. Crushed to death.”

The captain read it with the chesty tone of splendid news, thereby twisting the knife he had unknowingly stuck into Laura's belly. That was now truly a bit too much.

“Fuck!” Laura cringed on her knees. “Oh no!”

The captain was aghast to see her react this way, not knowing what he had done wrong. She bent forwards until her face was almost buried in the ground, and cried. She bawled like a little girl, her shoulders bobbing up and down with her sobs.

Janna put a hand on her back and looked at that tone-deaf idiot of captain: “That’s enough with the blasted names, I think! And could you perhaps make an effort not to sound so damned happy!”

She shooed him away with her eyes to which he gracefully obliged.

“Shhh.” She made at Laura, stroking up and down. “It’s okay. Did…did you know that man?”

Laura looked up, her face dirty and wet: “Not really, no.”

Janna was surprised.

Laura shrugged and wiped at her eyes: “I liked his singing, is all. He was a nice little dude, very talented. I didn’t mean to kill him!”

She sat up and snuggled her face against Janna’s shoulder, drenching the green cotton with her tears. Janna put an arm around her and reflected.

‘What a fucked-up situation we’re still in.’

It was all so wrong that it didn’t bare thinking about. Not for long anyway.

“We need wine and beer and whatever else you have!” Janna called out to the city. “The stronger, the better!”

To her renewed surprise, a tiny female voice answered her from within earshot: “We’ve got something pretty strong right here!”

Dari wasn’t dead but very much alive, it turned out. And she had company.

For a weird moment, Janna had interpreted the words as some catchy one-liner before a well-coordinated attack that would end with their final undoing. But it was just Mibeltube. They looked like thugs, the men who brought it forth. Twice as much as last time, perhaps, although they had pretentiously laden it onto a little two-wheeled cart as though to make it look heavier.

Laura inhaled like a diver: “Dari!”

Janna had trouble deciding whether or not she liked this reaction. The fact that the tiny assassin was alive was probably alright. Laura had just brought forth that idea of sending her to the ogres. But she seemed also so over-the-top excited to see her…

Janna had no idea there was such a thick bond between the two, although that might just as well have been Laura’s state of mind. She had overreacted about that singer too, albeit in the other direction.

“Oh!” Laura stretched out her hand. “I thought I squished you!”

“I dodged,” Dari replied with an undertone that Janna felt was unbecomingly dry.

The tiny woman looked at Laura’s hand for a moment before jumping on. The jump itself was quite impressive, though. It was a level of fitness Janna had never achieved at any point in her life. It made her only more resentful.

Dari even remained in perfect balance when Laura’s hand shakingly lifted off. Furio, by comparison, looked like he might collapse at the slightest breeze. The young woman seemed very cool, as well. She put her arm in front of her chest and pointed vaguely at her ear, indicating that she had secret information. Janna leaned in to listen.

“These men think you’re about to buy the Mibeltube from them at a hefty price.” Dari reported softly and hastily. “I have used them to pull together as much of it as I could, and so that you may have them. They are violent scum and doing nothing good in your city. But I have found you pretty girls as well. They await your pleasure in the dungeons. Best use them while they are still, um...fresh.”

Janna was repulsed by what she heard. She pulled away and looked at Laura in disgust. She could feel it in her chest and in her stomach, making her physically sick even to think about it. Her mind was racing, but her conscience suppressed her temper in order to give Laura a chance to redeem herself.

Laura laughed awkwardly: “Uh-huh, I completely forgot I asked that of you. I’m so sorry, but I fear it was a mistake. Please go immediately and release them, the girls, I mean. I…I’ve done enough harm. Oh, and pay them some compensation!”

She gave Dari a quick hug, which basically meant closing the girl into her fist which she pressed against her bosom before lowering and setting Dari down. The evil little assassin looked rather perplexed, even angry, but turned and went running a moment later.

Janna gave Laura a long look to see whether or not she had meant what she had just said. It was hard to tell. Laura kept her gaze resolutely pointed downwards where one of the thugs had climbed the cart with Mibeltube in the meantime and not very much liked what he had witnessed. Nevertheless, his position left him few options.

“Two hundred ducats!” He bellowed. “It’s a fine price for a fine product! Take you beyond the clouds this here, it does! As though you could fly!”

He bent, reached into the sack and pulled out a fistful of tubes that he held high for Laura’s and Janna’s inspection.

“I don’t wanna kill them.” Laura said in English. “But the ogress said something about eating human flesh, right?”

Janna almost approved instinctively before she could stop herself.

“We don’t know the first thing about these men, Laura. Have they stood trial? They could be perfectly innocent, and your little bitch is lying.”

She gave Laura a glance to see her reaction, which now was perfectly genuine, albeit visibly sarcastic at the same time.

“Yeah, Janna, they look like perfectly clean-cut young men to me. I wouldn’t even mind meeting them in the park at night.”

Janna didn’t need to look down again to see that it was true. They looked like absolute, disgusting rapists. Looks could be deceiving, but this lot gave off a vibe almost as though they went out of their way to appear repulsive and threatening. They were dirty, pockmarked and vile creatures who wore dark clothing in ill repair and hoods to cover their faces. Their hair, far as evident, was unkempt, their beards disgusting, their teeth rotten and their eyes bloodshot and glassy. There was not a thing to like about them, Janna found.

“Yep,” she nodded. “Ogre food.”

And so it was settled. Not just on their looks, Janna told herself. It was the accusation, too. Society ought to believe women, plus they really needed something to feed the ogres.

“Get them,” Laura husked and so they started to snatch the vile thugs off the ground.

Janna ended up with three, Laura with four in her hand, a gang of seven who screamed and complained. But Janna didn’t feel bad when she closed her fist and muffled them. Laura called out for Mara and the ogress soon came stomping by with a look on her face that could have curdled milk.

“We have food for you, Mara.” Laura chirped and selected a man from her hand that she pinched and gave to the ogress who dropped the wood she was carrying.

Mara regarded the man first as a tasty treat, but then even she recoiled. Faced with Laura’s gleaming expectations, however, she knew better than to refuse. Almost gingerly, she bit the man’s head off and spat it out on the ground, like uncorking a bottle. Then she went to town on the rest of him, tearing him apart with her teeth like a bear devouring a salmon. He appeared to be quite stringy.

Janna disapproved of Laura opening her hand enough to allow the others watch the spectacle, but then again, perhaps it was only her hate for evil men.

“How many do you need to get full?” Laura asked after Mara had sucked the meat off the man’s legs and crunched his bones to get at the marrow.

One was more or less sufficient, it turned out, or else Mara didn’t want to eat another one from this subprime lot. In any event, Laura made the obvious observation that they did not have enough to feed all their ogresses.

“Do you eat other food as well, like bread, eggs, bacon and such?” Laura asked.

Janna tried to recall if she had ever seen Nagash from Laura's village eat anything.

“We eat humans,” Mara replied. “But we eat what humans eat too. It makes no difference, but humans taste better…usually.”

“Yikes,” Laura gave Janna a knowing look and chuckled.

It was just then that Dari was back from the dungeons, which was perfect timing because Laura sent her right back to get all cells emptied and have the regular prisoners brought over under guard. It seemed the right thing to do at first, but once she started thinking, it made Janna a tad uneasy.

“I plan on pardoning some people.” Laura said, yet again to Janna’s big surprise. “I know the laws are probably too strict and they hit…marginalized people hardest and often unjustly, so there’s work to be done. But if there are people in there like these fucks,” she raised her fist with the thugs, “they go to the ogres.”

It couldn’t be argued with, Janna found, but was once again completely counteracted by the circumstances. The grand number of guarded prisoners Dari came back with for the third time was two. Moreover, these two didn’t look like scum at all. Their clothing wasn’t very neat and they might have profited from some grooming, but they were both slender, young, pretty, golden of hair and female. More than that, they were holding hands like lovers.

Waffenrock regiment abilachter.pngArvo von Weyringhaus Herlogan.jpg“What the fuck?” Laura said, expressing very much how Janna felt.

The captain from before was leading the guard. He was now on horseback but still in his green and blue surcoat and shifted his moustache left and right as he assessed the situation. He looked somewhat like a walrus, albeit more tall than fat and with a gilded nose guard on his helm.

“Er, we do not oft have women in our dungeons, Your Grace.” He bowed carefully in the saddle. “But this lot, well…they are unmarried, so we cannot get their husbands to answer for them. And they have been caught stealing now for the fourth time already, the bailiff told me. They have also borrowed coin and failed to make good on their dues.”

Laura seemed disappointed.

She had a bit of additional information which she shared in English only for Janna’s ears: “I saved these two. Ordhan Herlogan gave them to me for you-know-what. He had imprisoned them because they are lesbians. I set them free here and told them to live out their love openly. I didn’t think they would let me down like that.”

Janna chewed her lip. It was a difficult case although Laura’s mind seemed made up.

“You can’t seriously mean to kill them for stealing, though, right?” Janna reasoned after a moment.

No, that was wrong. The death penalty itself was wrong, albeit somewhat excusable under the circumstances. But that wasn’t even the point. Laura wanted to execute the girls for disappointing her.

“They would just keep stealing, apparently.” Laura argued.

Janna remained adamant: “That’s why you need social safety nets!”

She did not give in and prevailed. Laura eventually sent the girls on their way and even instructed the captain to find them housing, work and give them some money with which to start over.

Janna was duly impressed.

“I thought the dungeons were fuller.” Laura scratched her eyelids and yawned. “I forgot there was a rebellion and they just freed all the fucking criminals. Besides, you know, in medieval Europe, dungeons were mostly used to keep prisoners until trial. The accused were usually tortured until they confessed and then some physical punishment to fit the crime was enacted. But it was still not as bad as it sounds.”

Janna had to scoff in disbelief: “How could it be any worse, exactly?”

“You don’t know anthropology, Janna.” Laura said, unaware of the thin ice she was venturing out on. “Primitive cultures often inflict death for even the slightest infractions, either through outright killing or through banishment into the woods, which is almost even worse, if you think about it!”

“That’s pretty racist,” Janna observed and pondered whether or not she had misjudged Laura all her life. “Besides, these girls? You’ve thrust them into an environment they don’t know, with little to no means to integrate. What did you think was going to happen?”

She suddenly remembered the people of colour she had saved from Franka Salva Galahan’s clutches, and hoped that they had fared better. To expect that any of them had ended up in trouble with the law was racist too, although statistically likely. The fact that they hadn’t, gave Janna considerable relief. Much smarter than Laura, of course, she had ensured that the people she freed were financially secured from the getgo.

It was very unfortunate that with such issues as gender there were simple biological facts that were unavoidable. Even with regards to race. Yes, the arguments of the self-styled race realists who cropped up every now and again were complete baloney. But then again, there were certain, well-established facts that their opponents couldn’t explain away either. That was another debate that had laid stale for hundreds of years and never yielded conclusions, nor any measurable benefits.

It wouldn’t pay off to dwell on it either way.

Laura had her eyes closed and was breathing softly through her nose, looking unbecomingly cute. Something in Janna still longed for her, even while her dreams were consumed by Steve. Steve was a really stupid name, she had decided. And he was such a stupid boy, too. But that was exactly why she liked him. He was tall, stupid, muscular and manly. More importantly, he was manly because he was all those other things. Perhaps she was stupid as well for fancying him for those reasons.

Food and drink came eventually, and they both did their best to get full and drunk.

It struck Janna how Laura’s village, back in the day, had been able to feed both of them with only a fraction of the manpower, livestock or inventory.

“It comes down to efficiency.” Laura presumed to explain. “It’s that…effect. The something-something effect, or law or whatever, I forgot the name.”

“Dunning-Kruger?” Janna asked, knowing full well that they weren't it.

Laura didn't get the hint, though.

“No!” She screwed up her pretty face, already a little tipsy. “Something else. It says that…the square root of any…urgh…basically it says that the larger any given operation is, the more slack there is, but with like a number.”

“Pfff.” Janna had to scoff again. “High intellectual class, Laura. Really academic.”

“It’s true, though.” Laura shrugged. “Or observable, if you wanna be a nerd. Anyway, I’m fucking off to bed.”

It was the end of a long, hard day for them. And the morrow didn’t promise to be any easier. Somehow, that made Janna less enthusiastic about sleeping. They ended up sharing blankets again and cuddled closely. Janna allowed it to happen.

She was thinking back on how they had tossed the thugs into the newly made und entirely inadequate ogre pit. Ogresses ate humans like bigger apes tended to eat smaller apes in nature, raw too. Janna even observed primal sharing behaviour when ogresses ripped a human being apart and shared it with another. In terms of other food items, Laura and Janna gave them the refuse, the stuff they themselves didn’t like or hadn’t even tried. Seeing them like that, the ogresses were very much like livestock.

But they were demanding as well. Initially, they refused to eat until their little female Ironman was showed to them once more. Janna was lazy and let Laura take care of it, which was bad because Laura naturally couldn't do without being cruel to the tiny girl. Janna resolved to come up with a better solution in the future, and for the pit as well. Right now it was but a shallow, dirty hole with some uprooted trees for a barrier. It trapped cold and wet, but not the ogres. And it was truly ghastly wet and cold.

For now, the creatures seemed to stay put, huddling together around the small fire they had been allowed.

“What are you thinking about?” Laura asked while her left index finger circled Janna's nipple.

“Ogres,” Janna replied.

Laura grinned and got up again, looking for her shoes. It was a misunderstanding but Janna made no attempt to stop it.

“I got only one for now, hope that's okay,” Laura whispered when she returned and slipped back between the sheets after kicking her shoes off.

The ogress she had taken did not make so much as a sound although she was visibly shaking.

Janna felt like it had been ages since her last good orgasm, even though she had practically just masturbated poor Signor Hatchet to pulp. It had been the drugs. She wasn't sober now but at least neither fully drunk nor high. They were keeping the Mibeltube for another time. For now, the little ogress Laura had brought would do nicely.

She had curly brown hair, a young, smooth face that was somewhat plump and she was small and squat for an ogress overall. The feeling Janna felt while observing her was nearly indescribable, albeit very familiar. She was looking at something she would enjoy destroying thoroughly through nothing but her lust. For a moment she almost forgot Laura was there with her.

The barbie-sized, though not quite barbie-groomed doll was standing on the blanket between them. Her knees were shaking with fear and her face glistened wet in the firelight. She was mumbling something in that throaty ogre tongue even while Janna could hardly hear it over her own breathing.

“Are you okay?” Laura asked after what felt like an eternity.

The ogress seemed more afraid of Janna the entire time, even while Laura undressed her.

It was such a wonderful moment. Janna nodded and licked her lips that had gone dry while she she had knealt there, legs apart, soaring through spiralling fantasies in her head.

“It's a shame she can't understand us.” She noted softly, just to say anything at all.

Laura shrugged and grinned: “Not our words. Guess we'll need to teach her some other way.”

The living hell they put the tiny thing through before killing it was something Janna would be slightly ashamed of in the morning. At the time, there were no such inhibitions. It wasn't the alcohol, really, it was something else, deep and dark, repressed and free at last if only for a short while.

“You think they do the same with tiny humans?” Janna asked while Laura had the ogress eat her out, a thing the living doll understood how to do surprisingly quickly.

Janna didn't really believe that, although, going back to her observations about primates, it was definitely possible.

Laura was on her back with her legs apart which wasn't exactly what Janna had in mind, finding it unimaginative and pedestrian. She came up behind the ogress and bit her, right in that tiny, naked bum. The doll squeaked while Janna did it again, catching a leg with her teeth and threatening to crunch it.

“Hey!” Laura, laughed. “Wait your turn, I'm in the middle of something here!”

Janna didn't care. The ogress turned to face her in utter terror while Janna started chasing her with her mouth, biting, mauling and picking her up before letting her go like a hungry lioness playing with her prey. Red marks could be seen on the ogress' skin when the light fell upon it, the imprints of Janna's teeth.

The ogress had tiny, relatively flat and drop-shaped breasts. Janna contemplated biting one off and eating it. When the tortured ogress saw her coming back for more, desperation took hold of her and she took the only way that seemed to bring shelter, which was right up Laura's cunt.

“Woa!” Laura gasped when she felt the barbie-sized thing attempt to claw its way inside her.

It was grotesque but good and with some help from both of them the tiny toy was soon waist deep in Laura's love tunnel.

“Oh, fuck...yes...mh...god...fuck!” Laura started mumbling and gasping, wreathing in the blankets while the ogress struggled.

Probably realizing that she was suffocating, the tiny thing attempted to get back out, but Janna didn't let her. She grabbed the girl by the legs and jammed as much of her as deeply into Laura as she would go. Before she knew it, the tiny ogress had become a living dildo that was driving Laura to ecstasy.

She was already half dead when Janna pulled her out, and only because Laura begged her to stop with it. Laura could hardly breathe at that point herself, but Janna was far from done.

It wasn't a proper threesome without all three of them having their fun, she decided, and so she took one of the ogress' thighs in each hand and dangled her limp toy upside down. The tiny ogress' cunt was unshaven, but the hairs were tiny and short and Janna and Laura weren't exactly smooth down below at this time either.

The ogress came back to consciousness with Janna's tongue going to work between her legs while Laura watched with a sweaty, love-drunk face. It was hard to tell if the ogress got we, because nigh every inch of her was covered in Laura's juices, slowly being replaced by Janna's spit. She fought, however. In hysterical fashion she tried to ward off Janna's violations of her body, which for Janna constituted the best part of it.

Before long, it was back to biting, starting with the Barbie doll's sex which elicited an ear-splitting scream that must have woken half of Honingen. That they were awake in Galahan Palace and witness to these steamy, morally reprehensible act, Janna had no doubt.

She bit down on the ogress' forearm until she cut feel it snap and tasted blood. Then she made due on her unspoken threat from earlier and pinched one tiny, drop-shaped tit in between her incisors. It tore off almost too easily when she pulled, a little, soft, wiggly thing on her tongue that tasted distantly like butter but mostly of flesh and blood. She swallowed and made sure the ogress could see it before bringing her screaming toy down and bulldozing it into the ground with her sex.

That put an end to the screaming and a finishing touch to Janna's ambitions. Quickly, violently, mercilessly she fucked her tiny plaything into submission, deriving pleasure from her sex grinding over its hapless little body and squashing the very life out with every time. Janna still had her panties on but didn't care. She came hard and wonderfully after a short time and wanted nothing more in the world than sleep.

The tiny body made a strange sound when she dropped it on the ground next to the blankets, like a wet sack, as though every bone in it was broken. And she already thought about doing it again, tomorrow, and again. At some point, she would even get to fuck Mara to death, which would be a special occasion, she already knew.

“She dead?” Laura asked from the other side of the blankets.

It seemed almost like an understatement for what Janna had done, but she nodded anyway.

Laura asked: “Can we cuddle?”

The next morning, Janna had to clean her panties all over again, but resolved to do so every morning from now on. This time for real. She usually had some time before Laura got up anyway.

Not on that morning, however, because Laura had caught the building bug good and proper. When Janna woke up, she was already hard at work in the city, with food being prepared all around her she was carrying arms full of trees, tearing branches off by the hundreds and dealing with individual problems her builders had.

Much like early American settlers, she was going mostly for log cabins just now, eventually to be roofed with boards, the gaps in between the logs filled with clay, dung, grass and whatever else they could find. These buildings required hearths to be made of clay, if not outright masonry, but she had convinced herself that keeping fires lit in them was sufficient to ward of the frost for now and let them dry out. It reduced Honingen's visual appeal of whitewash, red brick and sandstone quite significantly, but the aesthetic of it was not her primary concern.

She had her dead dragon finally skinned and the leather treated by the stinking men and women who were called tanners. Their work smelled so utterly repulsive that they needed to work outside the city, and since they needed lots of water as well, Laura had left them Aran up north by the river at their disposal. The village was nearly empty anyway, and there was no trade on the river, even though a navigable river like the Tommel should have been the medieval equivalent to a railroad track or highway in terms of carrying freight.

Laura employed all remaining ogresses in Honingen now too. They had not run away during night, although they hadn’t stayed in their hole either. To be fair, ground water had filled the pit they had dug and formed a little lake, so staying in there would have meant death by drowning or hypothermia, so they opted to camp up against the walls for now. They were none too happy about their new circumstances however, as was written plainly on their faces.

“So,” Janna finally put Laura on the spot, “have you talked to Dari about sending her to Andergast?”

The facial expression she received was not exactly promising and Laura grudgingly told her why. Dari was dangerous. Even Laura was smart enough to know that. And giving her access to Steve and Christina was probably an even dumber idea than entrusting it to Mara. At least they had something to threaten the ogresses, which was proving to work surprisingly well. With Dari, they had no such thing, no ultimate leverage that extended past physically being able to kill her.

“Even if she doesn’t lay low and vanish or straight up runs away she wouldn’t have any incentive to give Steve and Christina to us.” Laura argued. “And if she wants to get revenge, you know, she might just kill our friends to get back at us for all the shit we probably did to her. Don’t forget, she’s from my village.”

It made Janna frustrated and angry despite knowing that it was absolutely true. She liked to think that she had changed her ways, but that did little to wash away the sins of her recent past. She and Laura had behaved like monsters and could expect to be treated like monsters in turn. The only way to receive help, it occurred to Janna thereupon, was to treat the tiny people nicely. That made it all the more important that Laura finally understood and got on the side of good instead of evil.

When Janna told her as much in no uncertain terms, Laura referred to her new building projects to give herself credence.

“This is going to be one school,” she pointed out, “here’s the second and here the third. I haven’t found teachers yet, but I bet I can get some scribes and tradesmen to do it. Maths and literacy is most important, right? Hesinde Priests can cover the rest, I suppose. They’re pretty learned, but I have to establish that they aren’t paedophiles first, before I’m letting them loose on children. I’m also building two small infirmaries. One big-ass hospital would probably be cooler but you can’t do that with these architectural limitations.”

“And how many people did you flatten already today?” Janna asked firmly.

“Nobody.” Laura replied but evaded Janna’s eyes for moment. “One of the ogresses, though…she dropped a pile of wood without looking and one of the guys got killed.”

Janna weighed it in her mind, the pros and cons.

“And is she still alive?” She asked after a moment.

Laura nodded hesitantly: “But I’ve given her an ass whooping she won’t forget and I’ve ripped one of her ears off so she’s, you know…earmarked for when we need her.”

She fluttered her eyelashes at Janna, hinting at the night before. It was probably best not to make compromises, however, for the love of the people’s sake.

“Give her to me.”

The ogress was limping, green and blue and truly missing her left ear which was still bleeding. Janna shook off her blanket and took off her shirt before taking her from Laura. She wanted to make a statement.

“Hey, Mara!” She said loudly. “Tell the other cunts this is what happens if you don’t treat our little friends with respect!”

It would have done to tear the limbs off of the ogress, crumple her into a ball or just crush her. But Janna was curious about something. She wrapped her free arm around her bosom to keep her breasts in place and shoved the ogress in between so that the head was where she thought she could exert the most pressure. Then she put one hand on the side of either breast and pressed them together.

The whole city was staring at her tits, she knew, but that was fine. If some little man somewhere got something more out of this that the satisfaction of seeing a wrong set right then that was even better.

The ogress screamed and fought and tried to get out but she was already firmly stuck where Janna wanted her. She looked down from above and grinned at her victim as she squeezed harder and harder. Breasts were naturally soft, though, and Janna had not yet put on her bra, so she needed to exert a lot of force.

It took a while to get the right angle with her hands so that the mass of her breasts bunched up in a way to form some sort of hard surface with which she could crush the offending ogress’ head. A tiny human being would have smushed much easier of course, but their weak little bodies weren’t really a comparison. The ogress’ screeches reached their highest point before going abruptly silent with a sharp crack, and Janna could feel something wet and viscous run down her chest.

“Heh, heh, heh!” She laughed as she twisted and kneaded her breasts together.

With the skull broken, the rest was now much easier, and soon not only blood was running down between her tits, but also brains. The other ogresses looked on in shock.

“God, I love killing these things.”

If truth be told, the ogresses were a godsent for Janna. They allowed her to be mean and violent, vent her frustration and get herself off in the bargain. She could feel herself becoming aroused despite the early hour and despite feeling wholly satiated when she had woken up. She wanted to dig her fingernails into an ogress’ skin and make her scream. She wanted to sit on one of those little stupid faces and be eaten out, as Laura would put it.

When she pulled out the ogress from between her tits she could see that she had crushed this one pretty well. The face was squashed, narrow, blood was running from nose, mouth and bulging eyes and the roof of the skull had popped open to release the brains. She tossed her victim into the city, careful not to hit any of the tiny workers that had momentarily laid down their labour as well.

“You’ve got a lot of anger,” Laura noted. “Is something bothering you?”

Janna didn’t know how to reply and found it to be a monumentally stupid question, so she ignored it.

After washing and drying she had to eat, and it became clear that what had been threatened before was definitely starting to show now. The variety of food they received from Honingen was becoming smaller and smaller, and the quality was suffering even more. It was time to find a solution for this, and she was happy to discover that Laura was in agreement.

It so happened that Furio came over around that time, carried in a litter that looked like it belonged to Franka Salva Galahan and with a small retinue of servants as well as bodyguards and more yoghurt. He reported to have received a message from Havena, addressed to Queen Laura, which was surprising because they hadn’t had any word from that big, fabled city thus far, at least to Janna’s knowledge.

“It is from the Council of Elders,” The wizard said while looking at the scroll that was much too large for a bird to have carried it, “though Magistrate Ardach Herlogan and the Council of Captains send their regards as well. They are wondering when you will visit their city.”

“Oh look, another Herlogan!” Laura chuckled.

She was visibly giddy to have received any kind of correspondence, even though Janna doubted the importance of it.

“Uh, aye,” Furio agreed. “The Council wishes to know whether you intend to melt down Garethian coinage and remint it into Horasian coins. The doubloon seems to be a particular matter of interest to them, as well as the Horasdor.”

“Of all the messages that could have come through, this is the one we get?” Janna asked in English.

It just didn’t seem right.

Laura replied with a shrug: “I let Turon Taladan deal with the important stuff.”

To do so seemed perilously negligent but Janna wasn’t sure whether interfering was wise at this point. Albernia was still Laura’s kingdom and having her deal with actual problems might turn out a disaster in more ways than one. Janna didn't understand monetary policy at all but knew that it could make and break empires in the modern age. Probably not in the hard-currency medieval world, though.

When it came to coinage, Furio laid out, the Garethians used a very simple but effective system: ducats, silverlings, hellers and crossers. Ducats were gold coins, silverlings silver, hellers and crossers copper. Each coin type was alloyed with other metals to adjust for changes in value so that hellers and even crossers - the term for clipped coppers whereby each copper could be fairly divided to make five crossers, four pizza-slice-shaped pieces and one cross - had a little silver in them. Ducats likewise contained a certain amount of silver and silverlings gold, copper, or both.

The problem they were having in Havena, which seemed so trivial that it made Janna groan, was whether they should mint doubloons, a coin twice the size and therefor twice the value of a ducat, and the Horasdor which possessed the staggering value of twenty ducats.

“Can I have my own face on the coins?” Laura asked like the little child she sometimes was, completely ignoring Furio’s question.

The answer, of course, was yes. Janna really had to wonder if Laura really had forgotten that technically she could do whatever she wanted, just by sheer physical might alone. If it was the case that she truly started to play by the rules, Janna was still unsure of.

“Then they can mint whatever size they like!” The child queen determined. “So long as it has my face on it!”

She switched to English and bragged: “Can you imagine that?! My face on money!”

They needed a stamp for it, or coiner’s die as it was called, for which a picture of Laura needed to be commissioned. Graham could have drawn it, Janna recalled, but Laura had gotten him killed. That seemed ages ago, already.

“No one really ever looks at the money.” Janna tried to curb Laura’s enthusiasm. “Do you even know what’s on what bill of our money on Earth?”

“Furio.” Laura turned to the local tongue instead of answering the question. “Have a picture of Janna commissioned as well. Or draw one yourself, makes no matter. Tell them in Havena that I want her face to be minted on the crossers from now on.”

It was intended as a jab but failed to rouse Janna’s anger. Instead, she suddenly got a queer, fluttery feeling in her belly.

It was like Laura had said: ‘My face on money.’

She found it hard to fathom, but somehow it felt…good.

What Furio’s interjection really did was give Laura the obvious solution for solving the food shortage. They would be going to Havena and bodily carry a bunch of it back to Honingen. It could be done in one day, according to Laura, although it might turn out to become a two-day trip as well.

“First things first, though.” The likely most infantile queen in history proclaimed. “Red Curse, Abilacht and then Havena.”

It aligned well enough with Janna’s newest goal of winning the people’s trust and perhaps eventually even their love. If they could deal with the Red Curse, if Janna could turn Abilacht into a modern, promising paradise, and if Laura could solve the beginning famine in Honingen then the tiny people might see that the two giant girls that had wandered into their lands were capable of more than only destruction.

The problem they now encountered was obvious. They didn’t want to split up again, but someone would have to stick around and watch the ogres. At this point, Janna wasn’t sold on killing them off anymore. They were far too much fun for that, plus she considered them important for her mental wellbeing. Taking them along wasn’t looking very promising either, because even though they were considerably faster than humans, there was simply no way they could keep up with Janna’s and Laura’s strides for any meaningful amount of time. And they were still too numerous to carry.

“If we go away for more than a day, I bet you Mara will try something.” Laura said and Janna felt quite the same.

Janna suggested taking the Ironman girl with them. Laura liked the idea but said that she wanted to try something else before making that decision.

-

Linbirg looked around in her room while the maid brushed out her curly, golden hair. It was a small chamber, though larger than the ones guests could inhabit at Lionstone. Remembering her home made her cry again and the tears blurred her vision.

Galahan Palace looked like something from another world to her. Everything was so different from the castles she knew. It was less defensible, to be sure. But so nice. The rooms were warm and well-lit due to the windows which were made of pure glass, some of which was even painted. Things were kept neat and clean. The servants were busy and didn’t dawdle, although the frightening headsman positioned at Linbirg’s door seemed to do little more than sleep and scratch his fat belly.

“Oh, stop it!” The maid cursed under her breath when she saw Linbirg crying.

After a knock on the door another female servant had entered, carrying bread, bacon and a pitcher of milk.

“What, is she still crying?” The new woman asked with little regard for Linbirg being right there and not deaf.

“She cries always,” the headsman complained from the door. “Cry, cry, cry, it’s hard to get some sleep around here! And what am I breaking my fast on?”

“I’ll bring you some, oaf, but first her ladyship must eat. Ingrimo says to jam it down her throat if she doesn’t. If she dies, the Queen will crush us all!”

Linbirg hadn’t had any appetite before and she didn’t feel like she could eat now, in spite of what the gargantuan monsters might do. They slept next to the palace and evidently did gruesome things at night that kept everyone awake only to drift off into fits of night terrors, one worse than the next. Worse still, they were killing the ogresses and it was all Linbirg’s fault for coming here. Every time she had been taken out and shown to Mara, there had been fewer of Marag’s Children left alive.

This had happened two times so far, but she knew it wouldn’t be the last.

Much as she detested the servants, she still did not dare speak. The bigger giantess had threatened to eat her and showed her the humid, horrible inside of her cavernous, gigantic mouth. Linbirg had wet herself then and there, which was the reason they had put her into this ill-fitting dress she was wearing, made for a woman much taller and more elegant than herself. Could she have spoken, she would have liked to complain that the bacon she saw was raw and uncooked, making her tummy turn at the sight of pink meat and white fat as it lay there on the platter.

The bread came as little white buns, however, golden on the outside and looking as soft as pillows. She knew that wheat made such bread but it wasn’t a very sturdy crop so it didn’t grow well in the Bordermark.

Again, thinking of her home made her cry only more. It always came back to this with her thoughts.

“Stop crying, milady!” The serving woman with the food all but begged. “Here, try this wonderfully sweet thing.”

She pinched one of the bacon slices which was so thick that it hardly bent under its own weight, making it only more disagreeable.

“Shouldn’t that be cooked?” The maid observed while brushing.

The other one returned a look that was somewhat puzzling. It seemed to speak of contempt and envy, which Linbirg did not understand.

“Eat this, milady, hm?”

She held the bacon under Linbirg’s nose, but Linbirg turned away in disgust, already remembering the strange, pungent smell uncooked bacon had. She didn’t like it.

“Oh, dear.” The serving woman sighed. “Where in the Netherhells are you from, that you have such lavish tastes?!”

“Wait!” The other woman suddenly stopped brushing. “Is that what I think it is?!”

Linbirg could hear her stand and felt her lean closer to the food to get a better look at it.

“Yes, and you and I can’t have any!” Replied the other. “I mean it, Aeb, keep your hands to yourself or we’ll both get the whip for it!”

Linbirg didn’t want to but some curiosity took hold of her nose. It wasn’t bacon at all she smelled but something sweeter, distantly like honey perhaps or very sweet beets, but less sour.

She turned and took the bacon with her hands. It felt strange, leathery somehow. And she was famished. She had eaten too little even while on the road to Honingen, always and ever concerned about Mara and the others, both with regards to their wellbeing and her own longevity.

“The old woman is throwing pearls to the pigs!” The maid complained sourly.

She sounded on the verge of wheeping.

“Try and starve yourself to death, perhaps then you can have some too, although most likely they'll clap you in the pillory and feed you horse dung instead, you and your stupid mouth!”

The headsman at the door scratched his belly, adjusted his hood and sniffed his runny nose to get a whiff of the food: “Way too sweet is what I heard.”

The serving woman snapped: “You haven’t heard a pig’s fart, Gaw, so shut up about it!”

Gawain Rudewine, that was the name of the headsman though the servants here all called each other by abbreviations, much as Linbirg was often called Lin. Linbirg lived in terror of Gaw, well aware that the axe leaning against the wall next to him was sharp and meant to chop her head off in case Mara and the ogresses attempted to escape from their horrid predicament. And they would try to escape, eventually, if Linbirg did not get out of here and do her disgusting duty by them, thereby breaking the bargain.

She cried again and tossed the bacon away, clean in the face of the serving woman.

Strangely, however, the woman looked mad only for an instant. Then she licked her lips and closed her eyes.

“It’s so sweet!” She almost sang and a tear of joy was running down her cheek. “Oh, why did I have to be sired by some paper layer instead of a noble lord!”

The other woman cooed with her, coming around and looking at the food with such longing that it seemed she would have given her left foot for a bite. Linbirg’s left foot was sticking in an iron shackle, attached to a chain. The giantesses erroneously believed that they could keep Marag’s Children subdued forever if only they could hold on to Linbirg. She would have loved to explain it to somebody, but the big giantess had forbidden her to speak on pain of becoming food.

“Can I hit her over the head?” Gawain Rudewine suggested. “My brother wouldn’t eat when he was little, and my mother always hit him until he did. Before he died, that was, that time she hit him too hard. That's how it was the headsmen adopted me after they hanged her.”

“Ingrimo did say to jam it down her throat, no?” The maid asked, looking at Linbirg. “Perhaps there’s some stuck to our fingers afterwards. The old lady can't whip us for that, surely? We need to jam it in nice and tight, so what if we crush a bit of it and it sticks and we lick it off. And who would tell? She certainly isn't going to.”

It was an insane suggestion, but the headsman was on his feet at once.

Linbirg lunched forward and took one of the bread rolls from the platter, biting it before any of them could get their hands on her.

“Ah, just my luck.” Gaw complained and sat back down.

The bread was soft and fluffy in Linbirg’s mouth. It was most definitely bread, but only by the faintest of notions. It was sweet too and tasted of milk and butter even though it was neither soaked nor buttered. A sound of approval came out of her throat involuntarily, which she immediately disguised as a cough lest it be mistaken for speaking.

“At least she eats now.” The maid pouted, awkwardly watching full of envy as Linbirg chewed.

Linbirg took a bite that was so big that it overwhelmed her little mouth and all her spit was soaked up by the bread in an instant. The serving woman saw and gave her some milk to wash it down. The milk was just milk. Fresh, creamy and nice and everything, but still just milk. But what it did to the bread…it was a transformation of sorts, bringing out the sweetness in the dough while also breaking it down and doing away with its dryness, which was the only aspect that Linbirg could have disliked about it if she tried.

“Try this now!” The serving woman was smiling, coming at her with the queer, pink bacon again.

Linbirg didn’t think she needed anything besides bread and milk but curiosity got the better of her. She took it again, finding it as hard and strange to the touch as the first time. In truth, she had never handled anything like it. She tried biting into it but tasted nothing for a moment and it felt as though she was sinking her teeth into a hard piece of shoe leather.

When she took it back out of her mouth, however, a most strange taste was spreading on her tongue. It was lingering there, impenetrably sweet and definitely nothing like bacon. It didn’t even taste anything like meat was supposed to. Her senses were in mayhem as her eyes and fingers told her to hate that stupid thing, whatever it was. But her tongue demanded more and more and more.

She took another bite, in earnest this time and hard, finding that her teeth could penetrate despite what it felt like. She received a lump in her mouth as a reward, emitting its wonderful flavour only on those edges where she had bitten into it. The warmth of her mouth seemed to melt it in the queerest of ways, and her spit was dissolving it like snow that was somehow not cold. Then, the taste was everywhere. She could feel her eyes widen so much that the light blinded her.

She folded the melting lump over itself with her tongue and drank its sweetness. Finally, she couldn’t take it anymore and just chewed until all of it was dissolved and she could take another bite and then another. She could feel a tingling in the jaw and a buzzing in the back of her head like a thousand bees had decided to nest there. And she was suddenly so full of strength and the will to do things. It was like magic, really, a rush, but not of anger.

“They call it sugar.” The serving woman explained sourly. “From the south some place, is all I know. Heh, looks like salt but as a white cone that the cooks have to break apart with a chisel. Then they…do things with it. Is it good?”

Linbirg nodded fiercely at the woman before realizing that even while being allowed to serve this precious and doubtlessly expensive substance, she would never get to taste more than a few crumbs of it in her life. That was sad. Truth be told, if chance met on the road Linbirg would have Mara and the others eat this woman. But now it was different. Everything was.

It was a grave injustice. There should be mountains of this sugar, enough for every man, woman and child so they could eat from it every day for all their lives. It was strange that anyone bothered with anything else, even this wonderful bread. Linbirg didn’t even need milk if she had the sugar.

She reached for the platter and held it out for the woman to take one of the other slabs that looked like bacon. Now knowing what it was, it didn’t really look that way anymore, Linbirg had to admit. But it was a good imitation.

The serving woman shook her head resolutely.

“’tis not for the likes of us, child,” she said. “You eat your fill. Our Lady must either like you or want something from you to give you this. I didn’t even know we still had any.”

Before Linbirg could reply anything, the door was suddenly pushed open, violently and in haste.

A guard of the Palace entered, identifiable by the fine surcoat over his chest and back, displaying a golden jar over red on the right and three silvery-white weasels over green on the opposite side.

Linbirg wanted to cry again, knowing what it meant. It had been like this before when it was time to be presented for a viewing, presumably so that Mara knew she was still alive. She also noted that she had almost spoken. The sugar had made her forget. Almost had she given the huge, great monsters a reason to eat her.

“The queen wants!” The man shouted, utterly out of breath. “Now!”

“Hush now, don’t cry again!” The serving woman rushed into action at once. “Here, take this with you! You'll need your strength!”

The bread roll and false bacon Linbirg had started on were swiftly wrapped up in cloth and put in a leather satchel that was pressed firmly into her hands. Once the shackle was off she was pulled to her feet and the whole stupid ordeal unwound all over again. She was getting sick to the stomach already.

This time was a little bit different, though. Once Linbirg had been rushed out of the the palace and over the drawbridge in a nice warm cloak that was still too long for her, it wasn’t the Queen that awaited her outside but two horses and a rider.

“Can ye ride, girl?” The man asked.

His surcoat was halved too, half blue and half green. The blue half was Albernian with the three silver crowns and the green half showed again the weasels of Galahan.

Linbirg nodded, unsure what the meaning of this was. Allowing captives to ride was surely a dangerous idea, seeing as horses were quicker than men and she might just try and dash away. The steed he was offering for her wasn’t a scrawny little pony either, but a thoroughly bred mare appearing in spotless condition. Her fur was yellowish, bordering on brown, but her mane was more on the blond side. It was a wonderful animal.

“Don’t try and run.” The rider told her after pulling Linbirg into the saddle with one hand. “These are fast horses but the Queen outwalks any of ‘em. And you don’t want to make her angry.”

Linbirg nodded again before pressing her chin to her chest, hiding her tears. It was all so horrible. She couldn’t see the queen yet, however. Some part of her hoped that the old lady who owned this palace had somehow decided to send her away. But that was a vain dream.

The rider held her reins firmly in his grip and guided her horse, kicking them both into a brutal charge. As soon as they could see Honingen before them they could also see the giantesses, sitting there inside the city walls. They were so large that they dwarfed the home to thousands beneath them. And they appeared to be feeding.

They became even larger the closer Linbirg came before suddenly being swallowed by tall trees that grew on either side of the road. Once, that road had been a beautiful alley connecting the palace to the city, the trees providing shade from Praios’ Disk and breaking Efferd’s wind and rain as well as Firun’s snow so that they could not inconvenience the countess on her way to the city. But most trees around the palace had been ripped out by the giantesses and consumed in those massive, frightful fires they lit at night. Some of the trees had to have been more than a hundred years old.

Linbirg had never been to Honingen before her current situation. The largest town she knew was probably Willowfield, a little north of Lionstone but already outside the Bordermark in an adjacent barony. Willowfield, so she had heard, housed three quarters of a thousand souls, which was a lot but paled in comparison to Honingen. She had known of the city in the far north east but never fantasized about it much, seeing as it was so far away. Havena had been bigger and closer, so she had imagined going there instead. But it had never been.

This was certainly not how she had imagined her first visit to a proper city. But then again, nothing was how she had ever imagined it. The city seemed to smell mostly of smoke. It was definitely different than the smells of fields, forests and bogs that she was used to. It also smelled much stronger than a village. Then there were scents of shit and piss as well, more pungent than that of animals.

With cobbles under their hooves the horses made great speed, entering through a mighty, red-brick gate that had two round towers. It seemed defensible enough, but through the trees Linbirg had seen a large breach in those mighty walls, suggesting devastation inside. And once they had been waved through by the guardsmen, never challenging them to stop, this proved true.

A swath of destruction started from where the wall had been breached and extended way past the city centre, while seemingly growing arms here and there as though a river had flooded in. Much as it was shocking did it provide Linbirg with a nice initial view into the city, enabling her to see what was going on. The inside of the walls also wasn’t settled very densely, allowing for glimpses much farther than she had expected.

The giantesses perched on the ground surrounded by activity. Men, women and Marag’s Children were constructing wooden houses by the dozens and all at once. Some seemed already complete but for their roofing and hearths. The new structures were being put up where old ones must have been devastated as the rubble that was still being removed seemed to indicate.

Also, there was the source of all that smoke. Many fires burned all around with boiling kettles some of absurd sizes steaming upon them, cooking food for the gargantuan monsters that had summoned Linbirg.

“This way!” The rider shouted suddenly, pulling hard on the reins.

He took Linbirg away from the obvious, direct way forward and rode around a couple of city houses that were whitewashed beautifully and inviting. Little gardens were there, patches of grass and earth for vegetables, little stockades for house pigs, chickens, geese, ducks and rabbits. A dog gave a waul and scurried frightenedly underneath a set of wooden stairs as they rode by. The rider gave little regard to anything in the way and mercilessly rode down fences, trampled gardens and frightened the other animals.

A giant footprint came into view then, half a pace deep and atop a crushed and flattened chicken coop. Some thick, grey rats were rootling through the remains. A haggard, sickly-looking woman with blood on her skirts looked at them, but she soon scurried away just as fast as the vermin.

Between the houses it was really more like a village, this city. Linbirg wondered why the rider chose this peculiar path.

The emptiness struck her, but that couldn’t be the point. In winter everything was emptier, fewer people, bare, cropped and harvested vegetable gardens and most definitely less livestock. But it was still a bit less than there probably should have been.

The reason it was emptier became clear when they could see the giantesses again, pouring food into their mouths by the wagonload, seemingly insatiable. They were large and they needed a lot of fodder. Linbirg hoped that Mara and the others were being fed too.

“Ha!” The soldier suddenly shouted and kicked his horse so hard that it screamed and reared.

Almost did he lose the reins of Linbirg’s horse which elected to storm straight ahead instead rearing.

“Make way!”

They pounded past and almost over some workers at a most reckless pace and Linbirg did not understand why. She should have, though, in retrospect. When the two horses were spotted, bolting at breakneck speed and with the rider shouting continuously, heads all about were turning toward them, including those of the ogres.

One ogress shouted  “Isenmann!” when recognizing Linbirg.

She must have seen a chance to save Linbirg too, and she unleashed her actions without consideration for what would happen after. The ogress was coming on quick and the rider saw her which propelled him only to kick the horses more. But as it happened, the giantesses noticed them as well and they put a swift end to Linbirg’s prospective rescue.

Fingers as thick as horses' bellies wrapped around the ogress’ midriff and lifted her into the air, her feet kicking, as though she did not weigh anything at all. Then another hand came directly for Linbirg.

She screamed and shouted. She was going too fast and would surely be hurt, thrown out of the saddle or worse, but before she knew it all she could see was skin and she was hoisted off her horse between two giant digits threatening to crush her like a mite.

Once more, it felt like flying. Her stomach felt strange and her head spun and then the world as well. She shrieked when she suddenly fell, only to land on a bouncy, leathery surface that replaced the ground. It felt almost like that bacon, albeit warm.

“Gotcha.” She heard a giant, booming voice say.

The face she saw was that of the smaller giantess, the Queen as she know knew, with her deep, sprinkled eyes and button nose. Large, white boulders were smiling at Lin, gleaming with a thin coating of spittle.

“Don’t be afraid.”

The lift was putting pressure on Linbirg’s ears as she rushed towards that horrible, giant mouth and a gust of air hit her in the face that smelled and even tasted like death itself. It was enough to make her gag.

The Queen said something. The larger giantess replied.

Linbirg was shifted again, the world rushed and turned with a frightful speed before the surface beneath her tilted and she slid off, screaming. There was no holding on that thick, leathery skin. And so she plummeted, again, and again she hit a similar surface just a moment later.

Now the round face of the even larger giantess loomed down on her. This one had a strong jawline that made it look as though she could have chewed even rocks and stones with ease. The mouth beyond those pale lips, Linbirg had already seen. She prayed that she was only to be shown to Mara again and nothing more sinister.

“Are you well?”

It was a trick, Linbirg decided at once. The giantess wanted her to speak and then eat her as punishment. Tears blurred her vision.

“Shhh.”

This breath was nothing better than that of the other monster. Linbirg gagged again, unable to control it.

The giant Queen once more spoke in that tongue Linbirg could not understand. And laughed terribly. But when Linbirg looked up, blinking away her tears, she found that the taller giantess seemed to be concerned.

“You don’t need to be afraid of me.” She cooed with more foul-rotten breath intermingled with the smells of freshly eaten food.

Linbirg shifted her gaze downward. She was dizzy and did not know where to look. Then she looked up again, finding no change, no malice there. But evil did not always wear a scowl, as Linbirg’s father had well taught her.

“I’m Janna.” The giantess said, almost softly. “What is your name?”

Linbirg pressed her teeth and lips together lest some chance sound escape her and she was doomed. The large giantess was still looking for a reason to devour her, and it could only be explained by abject cruelty that she still bothered with that game.

“It’s Lin-something, isn’t it?” The giant Queen chimed in happily from the side, no doubt wanting to participate in the vile pastime.

But they would not get a single sound out of Linbirg.

“Mara?” The large giantess suddenly turned. “Your Ironman speaks the common tongue, doesn’t she?”

Linbirg couldn’t hear a reply and couldn’t see anything from the palm of the hand on which she was seated. She would have liked to face her tormenters standing but the jolts and jitters that went through the giantess’ body made it hard, and they were making Linbirg even sicker.

Somehow, she remembered the sugar she had, stuffed into a little leather satchel. Her fingers fumbled for it eagerly. If she was to die then at least with that wonderful taste on her lips.

“Oh, what do you have there?” The large giantess asked. “Are you hungry?”

It was all meant to make her speak, Linbirg knew, but with the sugary bacon gluing her teeth together she couldn’t have said anything even if she wanted to.

Again, the giant Queen spoke in that queer alien tongue, most evilly.

The larger giantess pressed her lips together: “I’m sorry I frightened you. I thought a mean, evil wizard had sent you. You can speak now, I’m not going to eat you.”

‘Still a trick,’ Linbirg determined and proceeded to shove all the sugar into her mouth at once as well as groping for the bread roll. The giantess had to watch helplessly as her evil plan was foiled for the time being, Linbirg’s mouth full of muffling food. That would run out, of course, but at least while it was there did she not have to resist the temptation.

Again, the Queen spoke. This time, her tone was suggestive. The larger one seemed unsure while looking back down at Linbirg, like she would not like what she was about to do.

‘She will eat me anyway,’ Linbirg solemnly understood.

She could refuse to participate in the game, but at the end of the day she was just a bug to this godly, gargantuan being. Much as she wanted to resign herself to her fate, she started shaking with fear and had to fight pleas for mercy that wanted to bubble from the spit on her lips. The bread caught in her throat and she had to spit it back into the satchel or else she would have choked to death.

“You will talk now,” the giantess said heavily while closing her eyes, “or I will hurt you.”

It felt unfair. There were plentiful ways in which those giant, impossibly strong fingers could cause her pain, Linbirg imagined, but not in a way that wouldn’t ultimately kill her anyway, so there really wasn’t a good choice here. Part of her wished for the giantess to get on with it, stop talking and just do what she was going to do in the first place.

The Queen moved close to Linbirg and spoke down to her: “You know, bug, you are really starting to piss me off, do you know that?!”

“Laura!” The larger giantess snapped and Linbirg’s world was yanked violently aside.

She was jolted away from the Queen so hard and fast and suddenly that it hurt her neck and made her tumble over.

“Oh, no!” The big giantess whispered. “Shhh, it’s alright!”

She was torturing Lin with that deathly breath again, even closer this time. It was almost unbearable.

“See here.” The smaller giantess proclaimed next, speaking loudly to capture Linbirg’s attention.

Linbirg didn’t want to look but when she heard Mara’s voice calling out in pain she couldn’t help it. The Queen had Mara in her hand and was treating the ogress roughly, squeezing too hard and taking a comparatively tiny little arm and threatening to twist it.

For comparison, Mara's arm was more or less three times as long as Linbirg was tall. But a single one of the giantess' fingers was almost as long as that, and easily twice as thick.

“How about this.” The evil Queen said. “You start talking right bloody now, or I’ll hurt her instead. Mh, something you want to-”

Linbirg didn’t know how many ogresses were left, only that some were dead. Mara was the closest of them, though. She had only known her for a couple of days but after all that had transpired it felt like the fearsome ogress was her only real friend left alive.

“I am Linbirg Madahild Farnwart!” She screamed in tears, startling both giantesses at once. It made her feel mighty, somehow, if only for one single moment. “And now kill me! I don’t care!”

She did care, but there was nothing she could do. There were no options. She was already dead.

“Ugly voice,” the Queen sneered. “Eat her.”

Strangely, the Queen’s voice sounded different, like someone else. She looked on full of expectation, but it was Linbirg she was looking at, not the other giant monster. And she put Mara down, making her vanish from Linbirg's sight.

“I said,” the Queen repeated irritably after a moment, “where do you come from?”

Instead of answering, Linbirg looked at the huge round face overshadowing her, frozen in worry. Something was wrong.

“Well met, Linbirg Madahild Farnwart,” the bigger giantess almost whispered. “My name is Janna. Her name is Laura. You have nothing to fear, just tell her what she wants to know.”

Linbirg had already heard those names. They fell then and again outside the palace and the giant voices who uttered them hammered like thunder through rock and wood and windows.

Nothing was happening to Linbirg for the moment. She wasn’t being eaten for now, and even if such a fate might still await her later.

“I come from the Bordermark.” She said, telling it to Janna, the greater and just now decidedly friendlier one of the two. “My family’s castle is Lionstone, where I was born.”

“Are you a baroness then?” The Queen asked.

She was very much to the point, provided there was any point to all this.

The question made tears well up in Linbirg's eyes again, or else they had never truly stopped. She shook her head in reply. She was the heir apparent. The Queen first had to declare her a woman grown, which had been well past time but would likely never happen now.

“So, your father then?” The Queen asked. “Or your mother? An uncle, perhaps?”

Linbirg shook her head, crying: “Dead!”

The giantess sighed: “Your brother, sister, someone else? Come now, don’t make me squeeze it out of you.”

Before Lin could reply, the other giant monster gave a scoff, followed by some words in that alien tongue which sounded very derisive. But when she turned to Linbirg in the common tongue her tone changed dramatically.

“Don’t mind her, she is stupid and forgetful. She doesn’t even listen when her minions tell her things. You are the heir of that barony, is that not true?”

Massive green eyes looked at her full of expectation, though whether they were interested in the answer or contemplating a morsel of food was rather hard to tell. Linbirg had to swallow hard to get the words out.

“It is true!” She said, sounding like a squeak. “I am the heir apparent. I can only inherit my father’s lands and titles after…”

The tears caught in her throat and she had to break off. It hurt too much to say it, for it would never happen now.

“After…?” The big giantess urged her on.

Linbirg’s strength left her. She wanted nothing more than to collapse right then and there, and die if possible.

“Please,” she whispered. “Please declare me a woman grown before you eat me. I want…just once I want to hold Lionstone before my death.”

There was a silence but Linbirg couldn’t see what was going on. Then the Queen spoke harshly.

“Histrionic, isn’t she?” She declared. “But it might serve. Listen here, you little shit. I’m going to ask you a number of questions. Answer truthfully. If you lie to me, I’m going to kill you and all your ogres, but I’ll kill your ogres first and make you watch. Then you and I are going to that home castle of yours and you are going to watch me sit on it. I’m going to kill all your people before your very eyes and then I’m going to kill you very, very slowly. You’ll wish your father stuck his cock into a cow instead of your mother.”

“Laura!” The larger giantess hissed angrily.

Linbirg had started shaking while the Queen spoke. This was an evil creature, no doubt about it, and immensely powerful as well, a horrifying scourge upon the world.

“Please!” She cried out. “Please do not destroy my Lionstone! Please do not make me watch!”

Forlorn and afraid, she closed her eyes and prayed. She beseeched Praios to have mercy on her and Boron to take her into his realm despite everything she had done. The realization that her deeds would put her plainly in the forever freezing Netherhells made her regret having wished for death. She regretted so much in that moment that she almost forgot to breathe. She started to gag then, yapping for air like a drowning dog.

“Oh, shut up!” The cruel Queen admonished her. “Do what I want you to do and I will crush neither you or your home. You'll have everything you want, and more, and now stop bawling like a baby!”

“Anything!” Linbirg half screamed and half retched the word. “Anything you want!”

She had to stay alive.

“Would you tell her then, before you frighten the poor thing to death?” Janna scolded Laura.

Linbirg trained her eyes upon the Queen’s lips, hanging on for dear life, awaiting the words of her salvation and undoing.

“It’s simple,” the Queen smiled. “Can you keep your ogres from running away, killing people or doing any other such mischief while Laura and I are gone for a day or two?”

Linbirg nodded so hard that her neck hurt and she wanted to reply but Janna let out a fearsome grunt that startled her. The large giantess then spoke in that queer foreign tongue again, voicing displeasure to which the Queen gave a brief and unconcerned shrug.

When Lin thought her time to speak had come, her entire world shifted drastically once more as the giant hand moved suddenly and swiftly. She was presented with a view of the city now, particularly the unfinished log cabins.

“We are building, or rather rebuilding, houses,” Janna said without any concern. “You must make sure that your ogres help like you can see them doing already. Just make sure they do what the builders need them to do, and most importantly don’t let them run away and don’t get anyone killed. Can you do that?”

Linbirg had to hold her nose and mouth because the giantess was literally breathing down her neck.

This time when she tried to speak the Queen added: “There’s nowhere to hide. If you run away, I’ll find you. And you know what I’m going to do then.”

She waited and prepared herself in her mind. What she had thought may have been her end turned out to be a great opportunity and she couldn’t miss it just to be stuck back at the palace with the headsman at the door and those insufferable servants.

When she looked up to speak this time she was being made witness of a horse, her horse, the one she had ridden to the city, vanishing kicking and screaming in Janna's mouth. The giantess did not seem to think much of it while she placed the beautiful animal atop a lower row of molars. When the upper row came down to do its grizzly work the horse started shitting big yellow balls of dung and straw. It was practically squeezed out of the beast while its body was crushed between those merciless, pearly-white boulders.

Then the lips closed suddenly and one could hear the gnashing sound of the animal carcass as Janna's jaw ground it into a pulp. The giantess didn't even care.

Lin could taste the sweetness in her mouth even before she knew what was happening. She lurched forward and bent over the edge of Janna’s hand, staring down from the terrifying height as her breakfast left her in a yellow rain of vomit that caught in the wind.

“Oh, my,” Janna said through the pulpified horse in her mouth. “You must be seasick! I am so sorry, little one, why didn’t you say anything?”

The Queen laughed and Linbirg retched and Janna put a giant finger on her back as if poised to crush her, though it was probably meant to comfort. There was no simple coexistence possible with these beasts, Lin was sure. Not for anyone.

It took a long while and was an exhausting and miserable affair. She just couldn't get the picture out of her head, that pure-bred, fine, innocent mare shitting on Janna's tongue. Then there was the sweetness of her vomit as well, from all the sugar she had eaten. When finally there was nothing left in her stomach and she hung over the edge of Janna's palm like a limp sack she was finally let down.

“So, you uphold your end of the bargain, and I will declare you a woman grown, whatever that means,” said the massive Queen. “Consider this day a test. There are places we must go. If things here are to our liking when we come back, you get to keep your life and are one step closer to your father's lands and titles.”

Being put upon the ground settled Linbirg's now empty tummy somewhat but came with its own host of disadvatages. She felt like a particularly tiny bug on an especially busy floor, and the giantesses' size was even more intimidating from this vantage point.

Milkcows were being herded into the city at the time as well, perhaps half a hundred heads. These weren't old, barren animals, but fresh, productive, beautiful ones full of blood and milk too, if they calved.

Calves had to be butchered so one could collect the milk. Rennet was won from the calves' stomachs, which was necessary for making cheese whereby to preserve and store the milk without it spoiling.

Old cows, past their bearing age, were butchered for meat, hide, bones, sinew, bladder, instestines and horn. But never cows like this. Milk cattle was a Bordermarkers most prized possession, and the same had to be true here. It was a colossal waste. These two giant monsters were eating away the source of life and wealth of the people beneath them.

They weren't eating people, at least, for the moment. The question was what they would do when they ran out of cows.

“Out of the bloody way!” A woman running with a loaded wheelbarrow shouted angrily at Linbirg.

The cattle made the already perilously congested building sites even worse, too frightened and unruly just to stay still. But the giantesses reached into the herd and reduced its cumbersome size quickly. Linbirg saw three screaming cows with rolling eyes vanish in Janna's maw never to be seen again, just like the horse before them. If only Marag's Children were this large, Lin could have conquered the entire kingdom, named herself Queen and declare herself of age. But then again, conquering Albernia was what Janna and Laura had done on their own as well. And now they were eating it.

There was a dangerous moment early on after Linbirg was returned to the ground. An ogress saw and grunted at Mara, and the foremost ogress came storming to snatch Linbirg off the ground in hopes of making off with her. Janna and Laura saw it happening and got into position to retaliate immediately, a thing Mara missed. But when Linbirg made no attempts to offer herself, Mara hesitated and the sudden glee in her eyes died.

Then she stood there, dumbfounded, mumbling some apology. The entire city had been witness to the giantesses’ words, so there was no need for drawn-out explanations. The Queen only required a little show of Marag’s Children’s obedience, so Linbirg had to tell Mara to sit down, stand up, sit down and stand up again,  as well as spin in a circle like a little child. This all went to Laura’s and Janna’s satisfaction.

When all the cows were gone and the vessels of food emptied, the wine and ale drunk and the cooks sufficiently praised, the giantesses rose to their feet and left with staggering speed.

Lin had no idea what they had talked about during the rest of their meal, for they had used that queer tongue of theirs. She didn’t know when they were going to be back either, which at their speed could strike as sudden as lightning. There was no doubt that they could make due on all their threats and Linbirg had no ambitions to test them, especially not the Queen.

“Get back to work!” She shouted at Mara after Janna and Laura were gone and all ogresses had dropped their work and came to her. “We must do as they say or they will kill us!”

“They are killing us, Ironman!” Mara pointed out in anguish. “One by one! They crush us as though we were…we were…”

‘People,’ Linbirg finished in her head.

“I know,” she said. “But there is nothing we can do!”

The builders were listening and would surely report any sense of conspiracy. In truth, though, Linbirg wasn’t entirely sure if she believed her own words. Laura and Janna were huge but Marag’s Children were still many. If they could arm themselves somehow, perhaps they might stand a chance. Agylwart would have known, to be sure. Perhaps Haldan of Ashspring or any of the other knights. Unhelpfully, all of them were dead, thanks in no small part to Linbirg. Johril of Dragonspite had battled an ogress alone and not seemed without chance while doing so. And an ogress was roughly as tall to Laura and Janna as a man was to Marag’s Children.

For now, however, they had to obey, obey, obey and help building, which was a thing of which Linbirg understood absolutely nothing, plus she would certainly not do anything to vex the giantesses before being declared an adult.

“Could ye give us two o’ yer beast for carryin’?” A sandy man with wool cap in hand approached Linbirg when she had sent Mara and the others back to their work. “We’re needin’ to fix what's them feet did to our pavement.”

He pointed out the extensive damage the giantesses’ feet had caused. There were two streets ripped open in several places with cobbles strewn about and trenches in need of being levelled. Whenever Janna and Laura stretched their legs their heels worked like giant ploughs upon the ground.

“Is not much, it isn’t, but if ye could give us two for carryin’ sand and tramplin’ it down we’d done it quicker. Then we can go back to buildin’ hearth. House aren't no good without hearth this time a year and Her Grace wants ‘em done quick as lime.”

Linbirg nodded but apparently the man believed she could speak the ogre tongue and expected her to instruct two ogresses on how to help him. It was notable that the language Marag's Children used was more brutish and gutteral than that of the true giants, and they sounded very different from each other, which she found strange.

“Talk to Mara,” she told the man and pointed at the ogress' back. “Tell her the Ironman sent you.”

From then on, when workers needed Mara, they came to Linbirg first. Outside of this authority, however, she was entirely useless. She had no knowledge of building houses or cobbling streets or any of it.

She tried to comply nonetheless, but if there had been any problems with unruly behaviour on side of Marag's Children then they had already been sorted out ahead of time. She saw ogresses lift log upon log after human workers had hacked ready the notches into the logs beneath. Communicating involved more hands and feet than tongue, and individual building sites had developed differing schemes of hand signals and short-vowel commands.

“Up! Low! Me! You!”

It worked astoundingly well but failed immediately as soon as the task at hand changed.

“Shave the bark off,” was a command that made neither lingual nor logical sense to an ogress.

Mara as the only translator was the busiest of all and not very happy about it, especially since she insisted on sharing in the same menial work as the others at the same time.

Linbirg on the other hand enjoyed the respect that the workers paid her. And without the two titanic giantesses looming overhead it was generally easier to breathe.

All the leftovers from the giants’ feast were poured together and Linbirg informed that she could call her ogres at her earliest convenience to feed them.

“If it please milady,” that was how the people ended their addresses to her.

While Mara and the others took to their food Linbirg had a tankard of thin ale and some hard heel of bread that tasted very strange. It was a stark contrast to the luxuriously sweet sugar but retching it out had momentarily robbed her of the appetite for the substance.

“Is it true, are you truly a lady?” A young lad approached her while she ate.

He might have been sixteen or seventeen, a deal younger than her but not uncomely. He had hair the colour of rust and freckles on his nose but wake green eyes and a very cocky smile that showed a prominent front tooth missing.

King Finnian had called the banners, Linbirg knew, but apparently he hadn't gotten this young man, much as many others.

“What do you need?” She asked him without any ill will, even though the way he had talked to her made her think about what he might look like with Mara’s foot crushing him.

“Oh, not much.” He grinned. “Ale, something to eat, your smile, perhaps?”

He showed her his again while giving her a glance with his eyes that reminded her of a puppy. It did something strange to her, the way his eyes seemed to pierce into hers. She was unable to disentangle herself from it and despite everything, her heart was beating quicker.

“M…” She began haltingly, sounding like a stutterer for a moment. “My ogres, I mean, do you need my ogres, something from my ogres?”

“Them?” He turned his head and scoffed at Mara and the others who were stuffing their mouths with Laura's and Janna’s leavings. “Pfff, who needs them? My father’s a butcher, we make sausages not building houses. Want a taste of mine?”

She was very appalled at him but did not say anything which was all very well because when it looked as though he was about to grab his crotch, he produced a little pouch and pulled out two sausages instead.

“Honinger Crackers,” he grinned. “Try them, they’re almost as sweet as our honey! I have mead for you as well, if you’d like. I know mead is not worthy of a lady but a swig or two every now and again makes the day so much sweeter, I find.”

Despite her better instincts, she took a sausage and thanked him for it.

“Hear that?” He forcefully bit off one end of his own sausage, making it crack noisily. “That’s why they call them crackers. Loudest sausages in all the world, my father says!”

It made her laugh and try the one he had given her, finding it truly quite loud but surprisingly juicy as well. There wasn’t so much pork in the Bordermark because pigs weren’t very resilient animals and there wasn’t much feed for them in the hills. But she knew it well enough to tell it apart from beef.

“Do you have any cheese?” She asked. “I’ve seen many cows. You must have good cheese here.”

The lad looked at her and his cocksure way wavered for a considerable moment.

“We have lots of cheese, usually,” he said. “But the Queen, she um…well, she and her friend took a gigantic liking to it and ate it all!”

He laughed, but there was something wrong about it, like he didn’t really mean it. There was something deeply sad in his eyes like it made him remember something. Linbirg didn’t laugh either, to the further detriment of his resolve.

“Sorry, milady, I shouldn’t have…” He looked at his own feet. “I should go.”

He turned and stormed away, leaving Linbirg entirely confused.

“Wait!” She called after him. “Why did you want to speak to me?”

His eyes had made her forget, those damn green eyes, like the little ponds in between the grassy hills after it rained.

He stopped and turned, looking at the ground below her in embarrassment.

Then he shrugged: “I just thought you were pretty, is all. I'm sorry.”

And so he went again, Linbirg looking after him so forlorn that she did not notice when another man approached her.

“Has he been bothering you?” A rough, older male voice said, full of strength. “He should never have talked to you, I reckon. Would you like him whipped? We can stick him in the pillory if you’d like.”

A bushy, salt and pepper moustache under the gilded nose guard of a nasal helm. Deep, dark eyes under bushy brows and the same surcoat as the rider who had escorted Linbirg from Galahan Palace. Something about this man Linbirg found unsettling, but she couldn’t tell what it was.

“I was thinking of having my ogresses make a meal of him,” she told him as a warning. “They can eat a man as quickly as this.”

She held the half-eaten sausage up to give him pause but he only eyed it with a hint of confusion.

“Unwise, if you'll forgive a soldier his bluntness. We all must obey our Queen’s commands. But if you want him dead we can put him in the dungeons. The Queen empties them from time to time when she has a particular craving.”

His speech was stiff and he was too well-mannered not to be gently born, she thought. But if truth be told, she had enjoyed the company of that young lad considerably more. He was probably a skirt chaser come to gage his chances with a young noble lady while no one was looking. Chasing the wrong skirts had probably lost him that tooth as well. What this old soldier wanted of her, she did not know, which meant it could be something vastly more sinister.

“I think that will not be necessary, good Sir,” she decided. “He did me no harm. Only wanted me to have a taste of his sausage, is all.”

The man gave a sudden bark of laughter that made Linbirg redden when she realized the implications of her words.

“Hah! That he would, I have no doubt! A young lady such as you has to keep her wits about her lest she be robbed of her virtue.”

He looked very different, laughing, much less dangerous, like a friendly old uncle.

“You should not call me, Sir, My Lady.” He went on. “I am merely a humble captain of riders. Arvo Lovgold, if it please you. One of my men has taken you over from the palace. I trust he has not mistreated you?”

Professional soldiers, Linbirg understood. These were men at arms all year round with steady pay, as opposed to free men and serfs under arms, knights who fought under very different pretences and sellswords who fought for the highest bidder.

“He rode like he meant to kill us both,” she said. “But other than that, no.”

The captain was trying to engraciate himself, she sensed, which was probably fine, if a little uncomfortable.

“Aye, he's always been a bit reckless with the reins, that one.” Arvo Lovgold conceded. “Very well, I shall pick a gentler rider for you next time.”

“Could I...” She started but stopped, had to grimace and start all over again. “Could I sleep with my ogresses and not in the palace? I won't run away, I promise.”

‘Though if there is any way, I might kill the Queen.’

It would be best to do it in the night, she decided. Lying down and sleeping the giantesses would be vulnerable. Perhaps it would be a good idea to make a few inquiries first. As of the moment she did not even know if giants were mortal in the first place, which wasn't an innocent or uncomplicated question such as one could ask in open conversation.

Arvo Lovgold gave her an apologetic bow: “That is not for me to decide, My Lady. Besides, I have seen the way they sleep. Are you certain you want to endure the cold?”

Linbirg chewed her tongue for a moment before telling him the truth: “I feel safer with them. You all are strangers to me, and I had n…I had not seen the Queen and…the other, is she her sister?”

She had to force her mind clean and empty so as not to recall the horrors and weep again. Honingen provided many distractions but when she thought for too long it all came back.

He pursed his lips: “That, I do not know, My Lady. I am but a soldier, doing what I am told. I came to tell you that you can rely on me and my men for your protection. And stay away from the Bloody Diffar. It’s spreading in the city like fire.”

Linbirg remembered the woman with blood on her skirts, asking herself how bad it really was and how much of it Laura and Janna knew. For herself, however, she regarded the issue of small importance. All she wanted was to sleep with Mara and the others so that she might feel safe, if only for a little while. Already, she couldn't see the giantesses anymore.

“Do you know where the Queen is going?” She asked. “When will she come back?”

“Aran lies that way,” Arvo Lovgold waved into the distance with his hand, the direction the giantesses had taken. “Feyrenwall, uh, Weyringen and the Farindel. None of these are far away on her legs. I expect she will be back long before nightfall.”

Linbirg nodded. Now all she had to do was lay out what she would say. And she should look for weapons.

-

I’ve got to say what I’ve got to say, and then, I swear, I’ll go away, but I can’t promise you’ll enjoy the words. I guess I’ll save the best for last, my future seems like one big past, you’ll live with me for either way it hurts.

“You said, you didn’t trust her.” Janna said as they walked. “And to be honest, I found your reasoning pretty sound.”

Laura tossed Dari up into the air before catching her again. The tiny woman sailed like a spinning star, arms and legs spread wide, before coiling into a ball and then turning into a solid rod, like a candle. When Laura’s hand was beneath her, moving downwards to mitigate the impact from a drop of at least six meters, Dari managed to land feet-first and standing almost without failure. Nevertheless, the tiny assassin was visibly disturbed and terrified by Laura’s uncompromising trust in her abilities given the potential drop far in excess of anything she might survive.

“Have you ever noticed how you and I always want the exact opposite?” Laura avoided the issue. “And when I turn around and agree with your position, suddenly you want what I wanted before. Arguing with you is like arguing with a Stairmaster.”

She tossed Dari even higher than before and snatched her out of the air sideways.

“You're a dumbass, Laura,” Janna pointed out. “You have convinced me with arguments before going three-sixty on your position totally out of the fucking blue.”

“One-eighty,” Laura corrected cockily, flicking the tiny girl back up with her thumb. “I've been thinking, you know. The way I see it, the risk is manageable. Dari could’ve fucked off long ago, probably, but she didn’t. I don’t know why she sticks around, whether it’s fear, loyalty or whatever. But I mean to set her free if she does this for us. For real. That ought to be enough of an incentive, given that we are practically gods to her. And Chris and Steve? How long have our friends been in captivity now? They must be going insane, and we have totally failed them. We should’ve fixed this shit ages ago already.”

There was a huge list with criticism unravelling in Janna’s mind. For one, they had tried to fix it by sending some Horasians, only that plan had apparently failed. Also, Steve and Christina weren’t exactly their friends, more like their classmates, even though they had started to grow closer since meeting here. And Dari was a whole other thing.

“How can you be so sure?” She asked as they walked, one foot in front of the other with intention of going to the Farindel.

They had no Farindel experts with them, though, Janna recognized. Not even Furio. It was a bit stupid but she had not assumed that they would need help to take a mere look at the situation first. Now that they were underway she wasn’t so sure anymore.

“I’m not,” Laura replied. “I said the risk is manageable. I mean, rotting away in some hole they aren’t exactly much use to us, are they. So even if they get hurt…”

“Just shut up,” Janna shook her head.

She had thought the same thing before but banished it from her mind for being too horrible. Reality was cruel sometimes.

“Just make sure Dari knows we are going to turn kingdoms upside down to find her if Steve and Christina don’t make it.”

“Sure,” Laura smiled. “On the bright side, if she succeeds, we can finally hunt ogres in ogre country. It’s gonna be loads of fun!”

They arrived at Aran which was teeming with life again as men were busy making some changes to the village. They were mostly building large wood and earth pits and a few other things needed for tanning, located here because the work would be incredibly smelly. There were many dogs around, Janna could see, whose faeces were used in turning hides into leather, along with human urine for ammonia. The animal hides themselves smelled horrid as well, and the scraps of rotting meat and fat that still clung to them.

The skin of the dragon Laura had killed was being stretched out in a massive wooden frame outside the village, guarded by a newly constructed stockade to ward off thieves. The carcass lay beside it, beset with carryon crows. It did not look as though the dogs had taken to it, but maybe that was because it was already too old.

“Can you, uh…sail a boat?” Laura asked into her hand.

‘Where would she have learned that?!’ Janna wanted to scoff but the tiny girl had already said yes.

Janna was almost certain Dari was lying.

Finding a boat and putting it to the test was easy. There were a number still beached upon the bank of the river, their owners fled or dead. Despite the tanners, most of Aran was still a ghost town, made evident among other things by the abandoned tavern that no longer looked so inviting after looters had apparently broken in. And where the tanners were digging now, once there had been a market, some remnants of which still could be seen.

“Well, show us what you can do.” Laura smiled at Dari in her hand. “We are going to walk downstream with you for a while and you better make a good impression. Remember, get Steve and Christina back to us alive and I will set you free. You have my word on that. Do anything stupid and we will find you, squish you within an inch of your life, have a wizard fix you up and then do it all over again until you die from sheer lack of will. The river you are on is the Tommel. Follow it until Winhall and then go straight north on land from there. Our friends are with the ogres, as you know, which means that they are either in Andergast or Nostria. My best guess is, if you find the ogre queen, you will find Christina and Steve. Good luck, and don’t disappoint me.”

With that, Laura simply dumped the tiny girl in the best boat she could find and set her out on the river along with a gentle push in the direction of the stream. The boat had had a sail once, but it had been stolen, yet the current was strong enough to carry the vessel along.

“Looking good.” Laura approved after a moment before taking a step forward and leaning over the river. “But can you dodge this?”

She stuck a finger in the water immediately in front of the boat, upon which Dari pushed her rudder hard to the left to make it to the middle of the river before immediately and softly reverting the movement in order to keep her boat from capsizing.

It was an impressive manoeuvre that raised the question whether there was anything outside of abject magic that Dari couldn’t do. Perhaps she was just one of those people who were exceptionally lucky with their talents. People like that should use their skills for the greater good, though, not for killing people. If Dari came back with Steve and Christina, Janna would still crush her, she decided. There was something about that girl she did not like.

“Seems solid, right?” Laura asked while Janna was still chewing her tongue.

“When the hell did you make all these decisions?” She asked instead of answering the question. “I mean, you didn’t tell me you were suddenly fine with sending her, not to mention that you wanted to do it by boat and with no horse and no adequate equipment. If you want to get her killed just hand her over and give me some privacy.”

“Way ahead of you!” Laura chuckled, reached into her pocket and produced a little bundle that she simply dumped into the bow of Dari’s boat. “There you go, provisions, some tools and winter clothing. If she needs a horse, I bet you she can find one. There’s no way it would fit into a boat this size, and any boat big enough would need a crew. That would put her at risk of being sold out though.”

Janna wondered when Laura had come up with the plan and prepared it all. She hated not being involved in it, and she hated even more that Laura was so entirely nonchalant. This was a very important event, for Janna anyway, one she pinned many hopes on. Laura seemed to shrug it off, like it wasn't a big deal.

Dari was drifting slowly down the Tommel in her boat.

“You know,” Janna said, “she would be way quicker if we just carried her to Winhall. That way, we could give her a horse as well.”

Laura nodded: “You're right. Also, since we're so nice and tall, anybody watching the border will probably see what we're doing, and they can lead her straight to Steve and Chris. Oh, wait!” She slapped herself on the forehead. “North of the Tommel are our enemies!”

“Alright, I get your point.” Janna replied angrily. “Just talk to me, next time. I'm starting to think we've got a massive communications problem. Like, what specifically made you think we can suddenly trust her with this?”

Laura smiled superiorly: “Praiodan of Whiterock, the Chosen One. She had no reason to come back to Honingen other than me saying I'd find and kill her. And she still came back. I'm a lot smarter than you give me credit for, you know.”

Janna scoffed: “Don't act like you've planned this all along! You wanted that guy dead, plain and simple, and you almost destroyed the peace with Nordmarken.”

“I made that peace possible.” Laura replied stubbornly. “Granted, I can’t see the future, but that doesn’t mean I don't know what I'm doing.”

It didn't make any sense, but Janna chose to leave it. Endless arguing went nowhere.

The Farindel was visible in the distance, sticking out like a lance into the sky because for some weird reason there were no clouds above it and the sun was shining straight through, cloaking it in red-golden light.

“If you were as smart as you think you would have brought somebody who knows the Red Curse,” Janna changed the subject.

Laura grimaced a bit: “There are people over there at Feyrenwall Castle. They’re keeping an eye on it for me. Let’s hear what they say.”

They overtook Dari with their first two steps and went to the place Laura had pointed out, a while further on and much closer to the forest. Janna judged that the girl would take at least half a day to Winhall at this rate, and even longer after that, which meant that it would be weeks if not months before they would hear anything, provided they were going to hear anything ever.

It was no good thinking about it, but still better than anything Janna had.

The castle of Feyrenwall lay atop a rock formation by the river and looked rather archetypal. Far as Janna had seen thus far, there were two types of castles, those that were built according to a rigid defensive plan, usually massive and symmetrical, and those that were built according to their environment. Feyrenwall castle was a strong example for the latter category with an outer and inner ward, approachable effectively only from one side up the steep rock on a small serpentine path. Just before the gate, a ravine with wooden spikes at the bottom could only be overcome via a drawbridge, which had to be this castle’s most impressive feature. The rest was rather mundane, unimpressive walls, a large main building that looked a bit like a barn, stables, a couple of other buildings and towers as well as a pentagonal bergfried.

Most of the castle was just yard space with a couple of trees growing there. But then again, that was what Janna liked about it. It looked like a medieval castle should, not like those palaces of Galahan and Herlogan or the giant almost bunker-like abominations they had seen further downstream.

Laura bandied a few words with a man on the gatehouse until tiny people streamed out of the main building, including a man being carried on a primitive wooden litter. This man turned out to be the lord, Ilaen Albenblood.

“Damned wound tore open on my ride home.” He explained at Laura’s request. “Eradh says it’s not inflamed. I just need to give it time to heal.”

The thirtyish man grinned painfully, revealing that he and Laura had some history Janna did not know. She had seen the castle before, but that had been during her illness and she couldn’t have said if anything of note had happened at that time.

One thing about the castle stood out, however, and she saw it only because she found the conversation increasingly uninteresting. Laura asked how everybody was doing, especially a number of children who were there. She seemed to pay no attention to the banners atop the towers and gatehouses which were horrible and frightening, three red trees over a river of blood, all on a ground of black earth. This could not be a coincidence.

“Have you noticed this?” She seized Laura by the shoulder and pointed her to the flags.

The more Janna looked around, the more representations of that horrible sigil became evident. The lord himself may not have looked particularly evil. In fact, Janna had hardly ever seen a more average man. But looks could be deceiving. And he even carried the word ‘blood’ in his family name.

“Uh, yeah,” Laura explained, angered slightly by the interruption. “That’s the sigil Ilaen’s father got himself when the Red Curse happened the first time. He made a pact with like a dark fairy or something, and the Curse went away after he died.”

Janna fumed: “Don’t you think that would be rather important to know?! Why didn’t you tell me this, and why aren’t you asking them about this, rather than playing with the stupid kids?!”

The offspring of nobility lived their lives steeped in absurd wealth, undue power and unearned privilege. If anything, one should treat them a little bit rougher than others, to compensate and give them a taste of reality. Laura, however, talked to them as though they were made of glass, and for some reason took a very peculiar interest in them.

Laura’s face turned venomous at Janna’s words: “I talk to the kids because I accidentally smushed their father. That singer I was so sad about? Yeah, two of these are his, and I need to find out which ones so I can very carefully tell them and apologize. I don’t even know where their mother is right now. I promised her she could ride in the tourney that never materialized. It’s all fucked up.”

She sighed and shook her head and there was a hint of wetness accumulating at the corners of her eyes. The realization that Laura actually cared hit home pretty hard. Now Janna’s eyes were getting wet as well. It was just awful.

“I’m sorry.” She said, ashamed of herself. “I didn’t know.”

“Yeah.” Laura swallowed dryly and turned her gaze back into the yard.

The affected children were Elvar and Eara, a boy and a girl. The boy was a bit older and appeared to have been made a page for Lord Ilaen while the girl clutched a little cloth doll that made her look just adorable, even while they were both absolutely terrified.

Ilaen Albenblood reported that the two were having a hard time even on their better days, despite his best efforts. They were missing their home and their parents.

“They worry about their father and mother,” Ilaen Albenblood said. “We saw Lady Elia in arms and armour attacking the mob when the riot broke out and we do not know what became of Garvin Blaithin after he sang his song.”

They sounded like a rather unusual medieval couple, Janna sensed, almost as if their gender roles were reversed.

Laura pressed her lips together and closed her eyes for a moment.

“Elia was not among those I killed,” she finally gave to account. “Which, given her prowess, probably means she is alive. Galahan Palace was still crawling with nobles the last time I checked so it might be I just didn’t notice her. I will see to her whereabouts when I get back, you have my word on this.”

“I understand,” the tiny, injured lord made from his litter and turned to his attendees. “Take the children inside now. Give them some mulled wine to drink and put them to bed. A little rest makes these troubled times go by swifter.”

It was perfectly normal in medieval times for children to drink alcoholic beverages, Janna knew. In fact, the reason practically all Europeans had that certain enzyme in their bodies which could break down alcohol faster and lessen its nasty side effects was that for a long time only drinks with alcohol were clean enough to drink. Anyone bereft of the enzyme must have died, either from dirty water or not being able to handle the alcohol. For children, this normally meant ale, however, which could be very weak in this period, nothing compared to modern beer unless it was specifically brewed to get people drunk. Medieval wine, far as Janna knew, was just as strong as its modern equivalents.

“But I’m not tired!” Ilaen’s own daughter complained.

Ilaen snapped at her: “You’ll do as I say! Go inside, now!”

The atmosphere suddenly became rather frosty and the unspoken truth hung in the air like a foul smell. Most adults probably understood that Garvin Blaithin was dead. Laura’s long-winded account as to the wife had given it away. Janna sure hoped she was still breathing.

When the children were gone, Ilaen Albenblood asked only how the singer died.

“The rebels took the city and I took it back in rage,” Laura whispered softly. “They never told me they had taken hostages. I just crushed them all and didn’t look twice who was under my feet. I am so, so sorry, my lord. Please tell them. I owe them a great debt.”

Janna was conflicted. On the one hand, making someone else tell the children later seemed like a cop-out. Then again, though, it was probably best if they didn’t learn about their father having been killed from the mouth of the one that had done it. The half-lie about taking back the city intentionally, as well as the singer having been taken hostage, lent dignity to his death. It also lent dignity to Laura, however, who in truth – if it was to be believed – had just been high as a kite and reckless, not to mention that it seemed to shift the blame onto the rebels. Ilaen Albenblood noted it as well.

“Praios blast their eyes!” He cursed viciously. “Do not blame yourself, Your Grace, it was not your fault!”

Janna gave Laura a careful examination to see how she’d react.

“Yes, it was, my lord,” She lowered her head after a moment. “A queen should think before she acts, especially if she is as powerful as I am.”

It was contorted by the swollen medievalness but once again Janna judged it genuine enough to allow. They were on the right path. Now all they had to do was stay on it.

“Which brings us to the other reason why we are here.” Janna decided to enter the conversation. “The Red Curse, my lord, I understand your father had something to do with it the last time it broke out?”

The Farindel, steeped in bloody crimson, was easy to see from Feyrenwall. It was right there, in the distance, standing in that eerie, unmoving pillar of sunshine. The sight was quite possibly the reddest thing Janna had ever seen, and spooky beyond comparison. It also looked to have grown a little bit since their last visit, although she wouldn't have put money on that assertion.

The account of Ilaen Albenblood on this topic revealed that Laura had made the right choice in coming here. Not only had Laura herself misunderstood a lot, but there were also grievous errors in the tales Janna had heard.

“I learned a lot of this stuff from Branwyn ni Bennain and Reo Conchobair,” Laura defended herself when Janna called her out on it. “I didn’t think they were lying about that as well. Although, to be honest, maybe they didn’t know any better.”

Janna had forgotten those names and needed a reminder. Reo Conchobair and Branwyn ni Bennain had tried to manipulate Laura into making them king and queen of Albernia, mostly by having her kill everyone who didn’t bend the knee. They were woefully inadequate, however, and Laura found out about their lies. She crushed Reo and ate Branwyn, dipped in honey, and in frustration simply declared herself queen, which was the main reason for a lot if not all of this headache.

“It was stupid,” Laura recalled with yet another shake of her head. “Just stupid. I don’t even remember half the dumb shit I did for them. But I sure killed a ton of people.”

The story of the Red Curse was no less complicated. Muriadh Albenblood of Niamor-Jasalin, Ilaen’s father, had tried to summon a dark fairy through a very long, very evil ritual. The closer it got to completion, the more the Red Curse spread. He had not, it turned out, chosen the red trees and bloody river for his banner, but a red dragon, the Red Wyrm, as they called it, on a white disk on black. The trees and river had been chosen by his wife, Ilaen’s mother, who ultimately found him out and betrayed him which led to his downfall and execution at the hands of Bragon Fenwasian.

“But this Muriadh is dead,” Janna pointed out. “Bragon Fenwasian beheaded him, right?”

He had actually been hanged, drawn and quartered, Ilaen Albenblood corrected without a hint of grief. But that wasn’t the point.

“Then who is performing that ritual now? All we have to do is stop it and the Curse should go away again, right? And what if we wait too long and that dark fairy actually appears?”

“How long did the Red Curse last the last time?” Laura asked Lord Ilaen. “Before it retreated, I mean.”

It was a clever, methodical question, if put a tad clumsily. But Laura also seemed to miss the other two Janna had raised. She might as well think that they were too blatantly obvious, but that was somewhat why Janna had asked them. It was obvious.

“It started in Praios.” Lord Ilaen replied, visibly thinking. “By Ingerimm it was moving back.”

“Those are the names of months.” Laura whispered in English while seesawing left and right on her knees. “Heh, how convenient for us that they’ve got twelve gods. Did you know that their day has two times twelve hours as well?”

The observation was curious but didn’t really belong in this time and place. Janna swiped it away.

“It’s just a logical system to divide things by,” she said. “Tons of things divide by twelve because it splits very well. It can be neatly divided by two, three, four and six, for instance. That’s also the reason most currencies used to divide by twelve.”

“How many turns of the moon is that, Ilaen?” Laura asked the lord.

“Well, ten at least,” he replied. “But you should know that shortly after this, we started being attacked by strange red creatures coming out of the woods, and we’ve already seen this happen for a while now, so the danger might be more imminent than we…than we believed!”

He seemed to realize it while speaking. If it was fake it was a good one, but Janna decided not to put too much faith into it. He might have explained away his banners but there was something still bugging her, something that was very, very obvious when one came to think of it.

“Let’s go,” she tapped Laura on the shoulder and stood up, towering over the tiny castle.

If she turned around now and sat down, she could cross Ilaen Albenblood off the list of potential culprits. But if he was innocent she would rob his children of their father without cause, like Laura had, not to mention that she would flatten all of the attendees. She didn’t want that.

“Where are you going?” Laura asked, not understanding why Janna wanted to leave the conversation.

“I don’t trust him.” Janna said in English while smiling amiably and nodding towards the red forest. “I’ll explain why. Come.”

Laura gave in grudgingly and followed, but already launched a retort: “He’s totally harmless, Janna. Honestly, he’s a bit stupid and stuff, but that’s just how lesser nobles are. Most, anyway.”

“You’re sure about that?” Janna asked while slowly making her way to the edge of the Farindel. “Think about it. It’s so simple. All we gotta do is find out who is performing that ritual, probably kill them, and everything is going to be fine.”

“I guess,” Laura shrugged and frowned at the same time. “But then again, there’s that black wizard. Maybe he made things more complicated?”

“Ilaen doesn’t know about him,” Janna replied, letting her smile turn mean. “If he really only knows what he just told us then the answer to the Red Curse is obvious. And he was at Honingen, right next to us, but he didn’t even bother to raise the issue. He could have investigated the matter himself too. Don’t you think that’s weird, that he hasn’t done anything, given that the threat is basically right outside the gates of the castle where his children are sleeping?!”

To be fair, it wasn’t right outside his gates. It was within viewing distance, but only for someone as high up as the castle, which may have stood at forty meters or so on its hill. She was speaking figuratively.

“I don’t know,” Laura sounded unconvinced. “But then again, I don’t think he did either, until a moment ago. I mean, with all that’s gone down? Easy enough for us to lose track, and we don’t even have to deal with two walking-talking murder machines stomping into our world.”

Janna wasn’t sure enough to make an ultimate judgement, but that didn’t mean she couldn’t investigate.

“We have to check out every castle, every village, every holdfast, even every fucking farm around this forest if we have to,” she determined. “And if we don’t find anything, we need to look into your little friend over there.”

Laura did not reply. She was being weird. Sometimes, if she had an idea, she didn’t even bother to tell Janna about it before putting it into action, like she had done on this very day.  But if Janna had some notions of her own, suddenly she lost all interest. She became listless and sceptical then, as she was now.

They walked towards the Red Curse together, scanning the ground and countryside for signs of civilized life. Even at their size, this was going to be a mammoth task that would require a lot of time and effort. It would probably be best to outsource it to scouts on horseback in the long run. For the time being, there was an abandoned shed off the road and a somewhat hidden farmstead surrounded by willows a little further on, and then along some path that did not deserve the name of road there was a little village with a tower.

This presented the another problem, because the parameters by which they were supposed to conduct this search had not been defined, culminating in possible disaster when Laura simply stepped on and flattened the shed to scratch it off their to-do list. The tiny building never stood a chance, but neither would have any occupants, guilty or not. Janna picked through Laura’s footprint with her index finger to make sure there hadn't been anybody in there, and also ensured Laura would conduct the search in a more inquisitive fashion from then onwards.

It would take more time that way but they couldn’t just crush every dwelling they found without killing loads of innocent people.

The farmstead proved abandoned. Janna carefully removed the rotten bark roofs off the buildings, but there was no one there. If whoever had occupied it previously wanted to return to it, however, they would now have to re-roof it, but it looked like the inside was very much in disarray already. The same went for the village, which could hardly be called even that. After an investigation that felt like it took way too long, there was nobody there, not even in the tower. Everybody had fled. Laura said that she had been there before, but she did not recall the name of the place. All this helped very little. Janna decided that it was time to call it off and let the plethora of mounted minions they could summon from Honingen do their thing. They knew the land much better anyway. But she couldn’t leave without taking a closer look at the problem now that she had finally beaten her illness.

So, she moved closer to the sea of red plants and trees. It was very weird to see the red mingle with the natural colours, brown, rotting leaves, black earth and all that. Anything alive was turning deep, bloody red, apparently. She pushed her sole against a spruce to push it down which wasn’t harder than it should have been although the wood felt a little bit more rubbery. When the stem cracked and burst, a red liquid poured out, much like before. It was like very thick blood and had a smell of sap to it but also something sulphury. She looked for animals but didn’t see any this time and no strange movements on part of the trees either.

“I think it’s not as bad as on the other side,” she said, walking deeper into it. “Maybe we should…”

Falling. Janna was falling fast. There was no ground beneath her and the air seemed strange. A strong wind made her hair fly and overwhelmed her hearing. The ground grew and grew and rushed up to meet her. Then there were darkness and pain, a massive thud that rang her head like a bell. But it hurt only for a moment.

When she opened her eyes again, she screamed.

A tree that had reached hardly past her shin before was now overshadowing her, it’s red, bleeding branches clawing at the sky. She could feel the wetness of the grass, soaking her jeans’ bottom. She had shrunk, or else the world had grown, and it all looked so entirely different.

“Janna?!” Laura’s thunderous voice filled the air behind her and giant footfalls sent tremors through the ground.

Janna spun around and could already see the titan that was her friend looming above her, filling up the sky and looking for someone that was no longer there. It was terrifying, the speed with which Laura moved. Every casual twitch of her muscles seemed imposing and threatening. Janna was already in complete shock and panic, the adrenaline cursing through her veins making rational thought impossible, but the possibility of being crushed like a bug made her jump to her feet.

Laura was coming right at her, but there seemed to be no safe place within reach. Any tree would crumble like twigs, any cave collapse. Only not getting stepped on would save her, but that was easier said than done when the gargantuan feet that were about to do it moved so incredibly fast.

This had to be the last thing thousands of people saw, Janna thought, before she and Laura destroyed them for one reason or another.

This remained the only consideration she had, however. There might have come more, but with a pop Laura suddenly disappeared from view.

Janna's heart was pumping madly in her throat. The red fauna scared her and if red beasts attacked her in this state then there was nothing she could do. The direction in which she chose to run, therefore, was green, or as green as winter ever got.

She could see strange, shallow indents in the ground, somewhat like large, artificial garden ponds, and realized that they were her own footprints. Everything inside them was flat.

As she ran, suddenly there was a screech and she could see something crash into the ground at incredible speed, half a football field in front of her.

It was Laura.

“No, no, no...” She muttered involuntarily.

All sense of proportion screamed that Laura was dead, the velocity, the violent sound of the impact. When she found her shrunken friend amidst some bushes, that was not so, however, and Janna understood that she herself must have looked quite the same during her own fall. It defied logic.

Laura was cowering on the ground, right in the spot where she had crashed. She had her knees at her chin and was whimpering like a frightened little child.

Janna rushed too her and closed her in her arms. She was not even out of breath from running. The situation was utterly absurd. It did not compute. Was this a dream after all, one of Janna's night terrors?

“We're dead!” Laura cried, rocking back and forth. “We're dead! We are so dead!”

Janna did not want it to be true.

“We're not fucking dead!” She growled. “Look at me.” She took Laura's head with her hands. “Look at me!” Slap. “Could I do this if I was dead?! Could I do it if I was dead?! Could I?!  Huh?!”

Laura held her cheek, now pink, and stared at Janna as though she was seeing a ghost. Then, quick as lightning, she gave Janna a slap across the face in return.

“Does that feel like we're dreaming?!” She asked through her tears.

It stung, which told Janna that they were not dreaming, but the pain faded much more quickly than expected, and much more completely as well. There was no numbness or anything like that, as though she had never been struck in the first place.

Something strange was happening. The fall had hurt as well, Janna suddenly became aware, and abominably so. But that, too, faded into nothing quite quickly. She had had a dream in Nostria that had felt very real, and then the one where she had been Bessa. This might be Lissandra's work, or else...

“The black wizard,” Janna whispered, fearfully looking around.

Could this be one of his tricks? Or was this real, had he found a way to finally get rid of them?

“It's the Farindel!” Laura started crying again. “It does weird things like this, it has to be!”

Janna considered for a moment: “You think we really shrank?”

Laura grimaced and shrugged, still whimpering: “Doesn’t matter. If it’s a dream, I will wake up and everything will be fine. If it isn’t a dream then…then we’re dead, both of us.” She started crying harder. “It’s not a dream, is it?”

Janna couldn’t really tell, although if this was a dream it would be highly unlikely for Laura to ask such a question. It was not how dreams were supposed to work. Her mind was spinning. What Laura had said was certainly true, but then again...

“That fall should've killed us,” she noted. “But in a dream it shouldn’t have hurt.”

She pinched herself hard, feeling pain.

Just to be on the safe side, it was probably best to take precautions, lest Laura be proven right and they'd be doomed.

“We can't stay here,” she determined. “Come on.”

Laura looked at her: “And where the fuck do we go, hm, Einstein?! Back to Honingen, so Mara can fuck us flat like we did her sisters?! Or Nordmarken, Nostria, Andergast perhaps? We're dead, Janna! We're lucky if the first people we run into don't rape and torture us before they kill us for good!”

It was true. Janna even felt a sense of strange satisfaction from it, since this was basically proving her right about being evil. It was a real shame if it should end here, just when she thought she had Laura on the right track, at last. They had to try and make it.

“At least we fit into a spaceship now, when help arrives,” Janna said, forcing confidence. “All we gotta do is go someplace nobody knows our faces and lay low. We just need to avoid any people for the time b...”

“Well, well, well,” a male voice said behind them. “If it isn't Queen Laura, come to visit us again!”

They both spun around and Janna felt as though she might lose her breakfast, as though a massive boulder had been dropped onto her gut. The man was out of breath, his boots mud-spattered and his knees green from kneeling in the grass. He wore a yellow surcoat with a black device on it that Janna couldn't identify, but he had a sword on his belt, as well as a quiver of arrows, and a wooden longbow was in his hands, arrow knocked.

“Fuck, I know this guy,” Laura muttered in English, her voice aghast.

Behind him, more armed men approached. They had been running too.

Janna had to think quickly.

“Listen, Sirs,” she began but the man in the black surcoat already raised his hand.

“You'll not talk your way out of this.”

He stared at them darkly. His earlier words had suggested schadenfreude, but his tone did not convey as much. His face was hard to read, but happy he looked not, nor dismayed.

“We should kill them now, while we can!” Another incomer shouted and drew his sword.

“Not before Bragon has seen them,” replied the first one. “You know how he gets.”

“They won't be growin' back, will they?” An older man asked. “If they do, we're mincemeat!”

“Blindfold,” the bowman replied flatly. “And keep a spear at their backs. Any sign of growing and you'll skewer them like pigs. Our prayers have been answered! I always knew Farindel would not abandon us!”

“Aye!” Some of the men shouted.

He wasn’t a great speaker. The jubilant cry sounded more like duty than anything else. And his men were a ragtag raggedy bunch too. They all had muddy boots and dirt on their cloaks if they had any. Some wore heraldry, surcoats, badges, pins and there was some jewellery, but mostly they wore drab, earthy colours and only light armour. He who appeared to be their leader wore chainmail, byrnie and shirt, but he had also a silken handkerchief wrapped around one of his arms and a torn piece of surcoat on the other, not even in his own colours. He wasn’t very tall either, more on the short side and his hair and beard were dark brown and his eyes green-brown on an altogether not very noble-looking face.

They were eight or nine men, armed with boar spears or bows but also sidearms and there were brown blood spatters on their clothing as well. It was only now that Janna truly realized she would be killed. Unless they spoke of another man, it was Bragon Fenwasian she and Laura would be presented to. The device on the man’s chest was a thistle.

“Remember me, Your Grace?” The Fenwasian stepped forward, taking a cloth sack from one of his men.

They had one for Janna as well, after they dumped out the mouldy bread it had hitherto contained.

Laura was dissolved in tears: “Please, please don’t kill me! Please!”

She sounded like one of her own victims, pathetic, powerless, pitiful. The countless people Janna had undone had sounded much the same, or many of them anyway. It was a different thing to be on the receiving end of it, and Janna didn’t like it regardless of how righteous it made her feel.

Tears started dripping down from her face and fell onto her bosom, feeling like drops of ice there.

“Mathariel Swordsong,” the man said. “He was a good man. So was Rondragoras of Wolfstone. You ate him, do you remember?”

“Mercy, please!” Laura cried, a bubble of snot forming at her nose.

The man looked half about to weep and half in rage.

“And Elric and Moril?!” He screamed. “They were good boys! You crushed them under your arse as though they were mere…urgh!”

“No!” Janna called out when she saw him walk up to Laura and hit her square in the gut.

It was a short, hard punch that drew a painful squeak from Laura before she went down. When she tried to sit up almost immediately after, he bent and dealt her another one square in the face.

Janna felt sick. Regardless of what she and Laura had done, and no matter the rather compact size of him, this was a man beating up a woman who couldn’t defend herself.

“I am Ian Conan Galahed Fenwasian!” He roared into Laura’s cowering form. “Do you remember me now?!”

Laura was crying too much to reply and two of the Fenwasian’s own men cautiously pulled him back.

Janna was furious: “Do you feel strong now?! Do you feel like a man, you piece of filth, that you beat up a woman?!”

“Oh, shut yer yap!” She heard from her left and she knew was receiving a blow before she even felt it.

She heard a crack inside her own skull and her world tumbled before the ground slapped her face on the other side. The pain, the shame, the humiliation, the insignificance she felt, she hated all of it so much and yet was powerless to stop it. Her cheek was burning for a moment, but then it all went away as quickly as it had happened. It was not normal, far as Janna could tell.

She was left no opportunity to investigate, or otherwise ponder it much because just then a sack was pulled over her head and she was yanked to her feet.

The sack smelled abominably and made it hard to breathe, and the whole horrid reality set back in. She had her hands tied behind her back with rope after that, and Laura presumably as well. Then she was shoved in the back and they set out on a long, stumbling march that she feared would last for hours.

Walking at this size felt fruitless, a waste of time. She couldn’t see where they were going but she knew they weren’t covering a lot of distance quickly. What had been laughable distances before now cost a lot of effort. It was all Janna could do to stare at the inside of the sack and listen to the sounds around her while her thoughts were circling.

It was a truly bad situation. She wondered if the people she and Laura killed had similar thoughts when they were trapped and realized that there was no way out. If she hadn’t shrunk, and before realizing how inexcusably evil she had been, Janna would have done unspeakable things to these men. Nevertheless, she wished to be big again.

But at the same time, she and Laura had it coming. And it came.

“Think he’ll hang them or have their heads?” a gruff voice inquired a short while into the march.

Janna wondered at the same time how these men felt about their catch. It didn’t seem as though they had expected it, judging by what she had seen on their faces when she hadn’t been stuck in this sack. But then again, she felt like a little more jubilation would have been appropriate.

“Hang, draw and quarter, I’d say,” another voice replied confidently. “He’s fond of that one but sees it only fit for the worst.”

“Two silvers says it’s hanging.” A third voice entered in. “We’ve hung all them traitors too!”

“Hanged!” The voice of Ian Fenwasian corrected snidely. “We hanged the collaborators. Hung is what you do to meat!”

“They are meat, though, heh, heh,” the other voice laughed. “Well hung and ripe they make a bountiful feast for the flies.”

Janna felt a hand grope for her buttocks and was utterly appalled that this was happening to her, despite everything. She stumbled a tad faster to escape and the hand retreated for the moment.

“I bet it’s beheadin’,” said a younger voice, not the groper’s. “If she’s a queen, she’s too good for the rope.”

Ian Fenwasian ordered a pot established and many men cast their bets. They even recorded it with tally sticks when having a brief rest by a stream during which Janna had her face roughly pushed into cold water and her buttocks groped again.

When the man lifted her, he went for her breast as well, but the sack was off her mouth and she spat at him.

Ian Fenwasian saw and said: “Keep your hands to yourself if you want to keep them. You know how Bragon gets.”

Somehow, that made her feel grateful towards this Bragon Fenwasian, which was absurd, given that he would be the one killing her.

A while after, there was a sudden shout of alarm followed by the rattle of arms and armour, and the distinct sound of arrows being laid on bows. This was almost immediately accompanied by a horrid squeaking, something between a terrified pig and an immensely large rat.

The sound of steel entering flesh put a sudden end to it.

“Damn beasts!” A voice complained. “Why do they look so queer, this one has five legs!”

“Which means I won that bet,” a happy man replied. “Not to worry, I’ll drink one to your health too!”

They marched perhaps another hour after that, although the sack made it hard to say. Janna wondered if they had even covered a tenth of the distance they had to go. The wait and not knowing was torture.

It was like someone had heard her thoughts, because just then a horn was blown in the distance and the men stirred in unison.

“It’s Bragon!” One man shouted while they had laid in waiting and the sound of hoofbeats could be heard.

There were at least twenty horses, Janna judged, and they whinnied and whickered as their riders shouted at them. The sounds were approaching fast and were on them in no time. Then someone big and heavy hit the ground with both feet and there was the rattle of armour.

“My Lord!” Ian Fenwasian greeted. “We were on our way back, how come you rode out on this fine day?”

“We were looking for you, Ian.” A masculine voice replied. “Were you attacked?”

It was full of strength, very deep and very dark but nevertheless exceedingly clear. It was also not very loud, but still strong and piercing and oddly attractive, far as voices went.

“What?” Ian replied. “No, well, yes, but…we…we set out three days ago, all according to-”

“You were gone for weeks.” The other cut him off, matter-of-factly.

Shocked silence answered him. Janna found it strange. How could these men lose track of time like that? The way they talked about Bragon Fenwasian somewhat hinted at them enjoying the countryside more than their lord’s company, but still…

The man in plate gave the softest of laughs: “Did you venture too deep into the woods, mayhaps?”

“We…” Ian was struggling. “We tracked a herd of the creatures and cut them down. We didn’t think…”

“Aye,” his superior cut him off again. “Who are these prisoners you have brought me? Their garb is queer. Why are these women wearing britches?”

“Oh, we can have them off, milord,” suggested one of the other, more lowly voices.

The air seemed to grow a little colder and no one laughed.

“We have brought you a gift from Farindel herself,” Ian Fenwasian said humbly. “May I present, Her Grace, Queen Laura, and the other monster.”

Janna felt a strange sting to her pride. It both hurt, being mistaken for less than Laura and being called a monster.

“Oh?” The superior voice replied. “I had heard they were somewhat bigger than this.”

Ian’s voice trumpeted, like a little boy reporting to his father: “They have shrunk! We saw it with out own eyes. We were watching them and suddenly, poof, it was our fairy of Farindel, I know it was!”

“Is that so?”

Janna shivered. It was like every time the man spoke there was a horrible silence afterwards and this time it was as thick and cold as a blanket of snow, covering everything. She could hear the man move and take off Laura's hood.

“Please!” Laura whispered through her tears.

“That tree there should be good.” The man said coldly. “Bring the rope. See she doesn't die before you let her down. Fetch my hammer and sword.”

“Aye!” Shouted the voice that had put its money on hanging, drawing and quartering.

It would seem Laura was in for some excruciating torture before her death. Janna wondered if her earlier conversion to morality would spare her at least this fate. She wanted to say something, defend herself, but the words caught in her throat.

“Are you sure you want to do it here?” Ian Fenwasian asked timidly. “A larger audience mayhaps would be…”

Something silenced him that could only have been a look from his superior.

Janna started weeping uncontrollably while she could hear the rope being slung over the tree. Laura still begged at first before her utterances became entirely incoherent. By the end, she only mumbled “sorry” over and over again. This stopped when the hempen rope was drawn tight, a mean sound, an evil sound that spoke of death.

Hanging utilized a person's own bodyweight to block off the windpipe in the throat, making breathing impossible. Proper hanging from a drop was meant to break the neck and kill quickly, which was exactly what these men did not want.

With the method they used, and if they did it well, Laura should not have been able to make a sound. And yet Janna could hear her gurgling and fighting after a moment. Being killed by men who did a butcher's job of it was even more cruel.

“Please, My Lord!” It broke out of Janna. “I have changed my ways, please! I swore off killing!”

True as it was, she had still killed people. Master Ilmenview, the herald and Signor Hatchet, they all were dead now because of her.

The sack was wrenched roughly off her head.

“Who are you?”

He was tall and stunningly handsome, Janna saw. A chiselled jaw with a hint of golden stubble, long, powerful hair that was more encroaching on brown than blond and still shun in the light. His eyes were cold and piercing like grey-blue icicles and he had an eerie gravity to his being, calm, relaxed and captivating.

His age was hard to guess. There were some lines on his face, a very pronounced frown wrinkle between the eyes foremost of all. He might have been thirty, or fifty-odd, or anything in between. Janna wondered if offering her body to him might get her out of this, and she wouldn't even have considered it demeaning, no matter what he'd do to her.

“Hard to imagine,” he said, “that you should have been a hundred paces tall. What did you do with these powers? I'm told that anyone who crossed your path found themselves in great peril.”

Janna's first impulse was unquestioning agreement, simply because he was who he was. He could have said ‘Heil Hitler' and she would have said it with him. He had her thoroughly weak at the knees. The underlying biological reality was not lost to her, of course. A larger number of men found a larger number of women suitable to mate with because male cost of procreation was relatively small. Vice versa, this was not the case. A small number of very lucky men were the recipients of almost all female sexual interest. This meant that a man like Bragon could appear almost godlike to a woman, and therefore make her brain work in unreasonable ways.

Also, she might have had a genuine case of Stockholm Syndrome.

His words revealed that he knew her, however, and lying was a terrible idea.

“They did, My Lord,” she hung her head in shame. “It was wrong. I have seen that. A…friend showed it to me. I haven't killed anyone on purpose in weeks, My Lord, you have to believe me!”

Had it really been weeks, she asked herself. Time seemed such a meaningless concept here, it was little wonder so few people paid it any mind. She also wondered where Lissandra was in all this.

“Weeks!” He gasped. “Oh, well, then I must let you go, mustn't I?”

Her mind worked clearer while she didn't look at him and she understood he was being sarcastic. Over by the tree, Laura gurgled louder and Janna’s eyes shot up. The man who was probably Lord Bragon Fenwasian had captured her attention so thoroughly that she hadn't even looked at her dying friend.

Laura was in a horrible state. Her face was beet-red and swollen, her licks puckered and her nostrils bulged as she tried to breathe. Her legs kicked and she struggled left and right continuously. This was all in spite of the fact that the slipknot they had tied looked terrifyingly professional to Janna’s eyes. The other end of the thick rope was held by two big men who looked increasingly tired of holding her. As well they might. Laura should've long been dead already, or close enough as made no matter, but she still appeared as though they had only just begun strangling her.

“Why won't she die?!” The Lord suddenly shouted at Janna.

When his voice was loud and angry, it pierced her. She could feel it in the marrow of her bones. She shrieked and cowered back, stumbling and falling on her arse in the process. The days when this would make the ground shake were done, however.

But it was odd. Perhaps it was karma, Janna thought, awkwardly aware of how stupid that notion was. It was surely not a reliable concept, but she couldn’t help that it seemed to her as though Laura was suffering for her sins. If that was true, Janna’s own passing would shape up to be only marginally less gruesome.

She started begging: “Please, My Lord, I know you must kill me, but please not this!”

Bragon Fenwasian stared at Laura in disgust.

“Aye,” he said slowly after a long moment.

She was both glad and sad when he took her by the arm, bodily dragging her to her knees. He was very strong, she noted, and thought of what sleeping with Steve might have felt like at this size. They could have enjoyed nature together, she thought, sit in a meadow under a tree, watch the clouds and listen to the songs of birds. And they could’ve fucked all day long. This would never happen.

In lack of a tree stump for a chopping block, they brought a bundle of old blankets over from the horses. Laura still grunted and croaked in her tree, feet kicking the thin air.

Janna placed her head on the blankets herself and shook her hair from her neck. It seemed she would outdo Laura even in dying. Bragon brought forth his huge executioner’s sword, a savage, broad and long blade of grey steel, well-oiled and honed to perfection.

Then, Janna closed her eyes.

-

The giantesses did not return that day, which left Linbirg with a queer knot in her belly. It was good, she forced herself to think, because it kept her from the possibility of being killed and gave her ample time to look for weapons.

She found out that every tower in the city wall contained an armoury to arm city folk in case of an attack. How well-stocked these armouries were and if the weapons in them were of any use, she had no idea. A big, two-handed great sword would look like a measly iron nail on an ogress, and something even smaller to the giantesses. But bigger things were hard to imagine, for they would require impossibly strong smiths to make.

Marag’s Children did not work metal. They did not even do proper tanning. Most of their pelts and hides were stolen from humans, the feral tribes that populated the hills between Albernia and the Windhag. The ogresses were able to stich these together with leather thread they could make, and they could work wood to some crude, ogrish degree, like the baskets they had made on the road, but something told Linbirg that attacking Laura and Janna merely with sharpened stakes was not a wise notion.

The building dragged on and on. People came and went, noble or not, studying the ogresses at their labour. It was Arvo Lovgold the next time Linbirg was summoned, telling her to attend the countess' pleasure outside of the gate through which she had entered before, the north-western one if her sense of direction served.

“You are not allowed to bring any of your ogresses,” she was informed further.

Linbirg didn’t like it but went anyway, seeing as she had little choice in the matter. If Laura and Janna were friendly with whoever summoned her, then the consequences of refusing could be dire.

Instead of the countess, she was confronted by a young, handsome man with dark blond hair and grey eyes, wearing heavy armour and Galahan colours, three white weasels on green. He had a small army attending him at this time, an inordinacy that made some of them laugh when little Linbirg in her dress and cloak stepped out of the huge city gate alone.

He seemed irritated and taut like a bowstring: “It’s my grandmother. She is afraid for my life. I think she does not wholly trust you in her city.”

If the countess was his grandmother, that would place him somewhere in the line of succession for this county, she sensed, a member of the ruling family, although she would have appreciated a more formal introduction, a proper greeting, or at least a name.

“I have no desire to be in her city,” she replied. “But the Queen commands. I must do as she says.”

“My grandmother understands,” he said after clearing his throat. “She sends me to settle a few questions that will arise if the Queen does not return by evenfall.”

At the time, Linbirg did not comprehend: “Why would she not be coming back?”

A pained expression played on the young man's face for a moment: “It is the Queen's royal prerogative to sleep where she will. I understand you have requested the same for yourself?”

It sounded accusatory. Linbirg began slowly to understand just how afraid he and his grandmother were of her, or more specifically of her ogres. It made her feel powerful, which was a thing she was not quite used to yet. Sure, she had made Mara commit wanton murder, kill possibly innocent people on no grounds but suspicion alone. But that this family, the Galahans of Honingen, one of the foremost in the kingdom, should be afraid of little Lin from the Bordermark was something she had never dared dream of.

“Suppose I do,” she prodded the waters, sticking a timid toe in and feeling how roused they really were.

“My grandmother had rather you sleep where she can see you,” the grandson replied abruptly. “She fears your creatures, but she fears the Queen’s wrath even more. She thinks it wiser to err on the side of caution.”

It took courage to admit it. Linbirg had to give him that. Moreover, he did not seem to like his role very much, being a glorified messenger with an entourage that suggested he was a coward, even though it was obvious he didn't have a choice.

Linbirg felt awkward, discussing where she would sleep, like she was some little child. She was a child, by law if nothing else, and this conversation rubbed it in like salt.

“Do you know where the Bordermark is?” She asked him. “It is a little barony of bogs and rocky hills, sitting on the Windhager border. I am as Albernian as you are, and I would never do anything to betray my kingdom.”

His mouth seemed to harden a little at that, but in a good way, as though he felt the same. Linbirg had never talked like that before, ever. It just came to her when she thought what he might want to hear.

“You have a new overlord,” he remarked suddenly, his face flush with realization. “Queen Laura took the County of Big River from Havena’s mark lands. You now serve Hagrobald, Duke of Nordmarken.”

Linbirg felt as though these were the first words he spoke to her that weren’t his grandmother’s, though the true weight of their contents was lost on her for a moment. She knew that Albernia and Nordmarken had been at war many times, for many different reasons. But somehow she did not really understand what his words meant.

She was unsure how she should feel. It was probably not very good news, but then again, the Bordermark usually drew little interest. With the appearance of Marag’s Children, that might change, however, if Linbirg ever got to return home.

She did not know what to say, so she chose something she had heard men with power talk about at table: “Does he levy high taxes?”

Her opposite gaped at her with eyes wide: “Taxes?! Uh, I would not know. But it’s a clear move to increase his influence in our kingdom! I’ve heard it said that when it comes to blows between us the next time, the lords of his county will have to make a choice between their liege lord and their king, uh, queen. The question has been raised on which side you and your ogres will be fighting.”

It was an absurd and therefore futile hypothetical because the giantesses could simply flatten any army of men they disliked. But it was an easy opportunity to gain favour.

“Albernia, of course!” She said confidently. “That’s obvious!”

He nodded thoughtfully. This whole situation did not sit right with him, she could tell, and he was still trying to make sense of it. She could certainly sympathize with him on that count.

That was when she realized that Mara and the others could take Honingen if Linbirg wanted. Likely, they could attack the palace as well. It was too small for them to enter, but it had glass windows which could be broken easily, not to mention that they could climb in through the roof and wreck true havoc. The realization that the life and death of anybody she saw before her hung in the balance of a single command from her lips gave her goosebumps.

She would not do such a thing, of course. It would be stupid. Marag’s Children might kill everyone they could get their hands on, but many ogresses might be injured or killed, not to mention what Laura and Janna would do when they came back. It was probably good to know of the possibility, however, and not to rule it out too definitively.

“My grandmother would still like you to sleep with us in the palace,” he grimaced apologetically with his words. “It’s as much for your safety as it is for ours. The Queen commanded you to watch over your beasts, but we were commanded just the same to watch over you. If out in the cold you caught a fever and died, all our lives might be in jeopardy. I pray you can understand and forgive me.”

His demeanour gave away that he was anxious of her reply, well aware of the power vested in Linbirg through Marag's Children. But if she chose to disobey, there was a chance those men behind him would apprehend her, and there was no guarantee Mara could free her again in time. That whole scenario was ugly to think about. If she obeyed, on the other hand, gone was her opportunity to work towards Laura’s and Janna’s assassination. And nightfall was approaching fast.

She decided that safety was most important, for now. If the giantesses came back the next day, she could ask them then. The palace made her feel naked and small but that had been before. Now, surely her station had changed a little.

“Will you put me in chains again?” she asked the young noble softly so his men wouldn’t hear. “Will you confine me to my room with a headsman at the door and servants babbling openly about stuffing food down my throat?”

He looked appalled: “What?! I would have them flogged! You need not fear any such things, My Lady! In fact, my grandmother requests that you take supper with us this evening.”

Linbirg flinched away from the prospect and tried to diverge: “And what will my ogresses eat in the meantime? They have done much hard work and need sustenance, and I fear what they might do if we leave them starving.”

She was lying. Mara and the others would do nothing that counteracted her command, of that much she was certain. They also had not worked particularly hard at all. After the giantesses left, the ogresses moved at a more leisurely pace. They did not exert themselves to an inappropriate degree either. If anything, they were growing bored.

That might give birth to an entirely different kind of danger which might in turn give Linbirg a pretext for staying with the ogresses. If truth be told, a little unruliness from Marag’s Children might go a long way in putting her where she wanted to be.

“Ah, yes,” the young Galahan replied. “That is the other issue. Food stocks are growing short. We are already butchering healthy cows in unprecedented numbers. My grandmother is very displeased.”

As she might be, Linbirg thought. Just what she had seen Janna and Laura devour during the morning had to have cost a fortune.

“Feeding us is your duty,” Linbirg replied, giving him the cold shoulder. “If you fail in yours, I cannot guarantee I can uphold mine.”

He swallowed hard.

“We will…find a way,” he promised, albeit in a way that wasn’t entirely reassuring.

The whitewash of this great city appeared to be crumbling, and rot started to show. There might be more underneath yet to find, but it was doubtful of how much use this would be to Linbirg. She was walking on thin ice no matter what she did.

She decided to lend him a hand, lest he dislike her: “You need only to provide the raw stuffs. Preparing and cooking I can organize with the help of the city. There is no need to trouble your grandmother.”

“Oh, you wouldn’t like her cooking,” he smiled at her as he turned, a thing she realized too late was a jape. “Please come to the palace soon. I will lend you men to escort you.”

Linbirg had just enough time to organize the feeding of the ogresses, tasking Mara with maintaining order and the plentiful people who cooked for Laura and Janna on a regular basis to throw together some meal. Linbirg had no idea how the system of cookery was working, how it had come to into being and according to what rules it currently operated. But she had seen that it at least functioned to some degree. The Mandible family, who had been well-renowned candlemakers before, were an example of the workings of this system. They had converted their chandlery shop into a great kitchen cooking stew and porridge for the giantesses with the exact same tools they had used for melting wax and making candles before. The same went for the soap boilers of Morelin and many others. Whoever could, helped – or they were forced to.

All other things were of secondary importance at best. Candles and soap were running short as well as food, as was a nameless multitude of other goods and things that could not be produced or repaired at this time, to say nothing of things that had to be brought in from other places. Scarcity was everywhere.

This could not be said for Galahan Palace, though. In the Bordermark, when the winter had been early, harsh and long, even Linbirg’s family ate poorly. Meanwhile, Franka Salva Galahan’s table was overflowing with items people in the city could only dream of.

The young man who had spoken to Linbirg at the city gates turned out to be Franka’s direct heir, Ardan Jumian Galahan. His wife Devona was the most beautiful woman Linbirg had ever seen. It made her feel wholly inadequate about herself which immediately stirred a strong dislike against Devona on her part, which may or may not have been a great injustice.

The countess was old, wrinkly and clothed in dark green finery. She was courteous enough, at least in the beginning.

Walking the construction sites had thoroughly ruined the the gown Linbirg had been given, so the first order upon arriving at the palace was a change of dress. The same maid as before laid out another of Lady Devona’s gowns for her, but Lin didn’t want that.

“I’ve already ruined one,” she reasoned feebly. “Please, give me my old clothes back. They fit me much better!”

They weren't really hers either but belonged to some squire who was the son of one of Linbirg's knights. Likely, the boy was dead now, as was his father. But she liked those clothes, the chainmail especially. She was the Ironman.

The maid steadfastly refused until Linbirg inquired of her family name and asked whether she had relatives in or around the city, strongly implying that the ogresses might hurt them. It made the maid cry, but got Linbirg what she wanted.

“Oh, ho, ho, poor child, you must be expecting an ambush!” The countess laughed when Linbirg was presented at the supper.

The room was lavish and warm, filled with luxury. Even the ceiling was whitewashed and painted with a scene that showed a woman feeding sick people from a jar.

Sir Ardan and Lady Devona were already seated. When Linbirg was formally introduced to them she apologized for ruining the gown.

“Oh, Lady Linbirg, that is so good of you, but there is really no need!” Devona replied amiably.

She had a cold, immaculate aura that made her appear arrogant, something better than Linbirg and well aware of it. But as soon as she spoke, this was all but gone, like winter turned to spring overnight. It might have been just that Lin envied her beauty.

“I like her clothes, Grandmother,” Lady Devona added to the countess. “They are...practical. And who could fault anyone for wearing mail in these times?”

Linbirg was aware that her garb was entirely inappropriate and the radiant beauty was being friendly – or venomous, depending on what she truly meant. Lin was a tad too tired for bandying words. Besides, she could have worn lace made of spun gold, she still would have looked like a bucket of dung next to Devona.

Her armour would also do her little good. She did not carry even so much as a dirk while the knight she had just spotted in one of the corners had a hefty sword on his belt. If they wanted to kill her, she couldn't stop them.

“Come sit, child,” the old lady smiled in an almost motherly way. “You must be exhausted, all day out there in the cold, rebuilding my city! Will you take a glass of wine while we wait?”

There was no wine to be had anymore, in the city. What stores existed were all being kept for the giantesses.

“Now, red or white, hm?” The countess studied Linbirg. “I'm willing to wager you crave a hearty red but my cook makes a mulled white that you must have a taste of!”

Linbirg had never tasted white wine, only cider, much less a hot and spiced version of one. A cup of hot sour red was all she craved indeed, and she wondered whether it was likely that she would be poisoned tonight.

At a wave from the countess, one of the three attending servants stepped over to the hearth were a fire crackled underneath a steaming cast iron kettle. He returned from there with a glass cup in hand, containing a liquid that was lightly coloured somewhere between yellow and green.

Linbirg received it with shaking hands, more fascinated by the vessel than the contents. It was truly remarkable, a cup that one could see through, as if it was made from those crystals the hill tribes sometimes brought down to trade. She had no idea how glass was made and it might have been witchcraft as far as she was concerned.

Terribly, Linbirg was so transfixed on what it looked like that she paid no attention to how hot it was, and a sudden, buning pain in her hand made her scream. The glass fell. The wine spilled. And the cup shattered on the carpeted floor into a thousand pieces.

Linbirg started to cry: “I am so sorry, My Lady!”

It was excruciatingly embarrassing, but Lady Devona rushed to her side quickly and held her arm.

“It's just a cup,” she cooed lightly. “It's not a big thing, really.”

Again, Linbirg wasn't entirely sure whether what she heard was sincere empathy or something else. It could be, after all, that Devona said it only to flaunt the wealth in which she was living.

Two servants rushed to deal with the mess.

“One more reason to prefer white over red,” smiled the countess. “It doesn't leave traces.”

The old lady waved and the third servant brought over a fresh cup which Linbirg took more carefully. The steam coming off of it had a peculiar smell, somewhat irritating although not completely appalling. Linbirg decided that worrying about poison was stupid and took a swig from it.

It was the most wonderful, wholesome thing she had ever drunk.

“Can we eat now, Grandmother?” Ardan asked impatiently. “I am starving.”

“Ardan!” His wife chided him in turn. “It is ill manners to begin before all your guests have arrived!”

Just at that moment, a strange man was admitted to the room, clothed in robes that were red and grey and black. They looked unwashed, as did the rest of him, his hair matted and tangled and his beard untrimmed.

In his mouth, he carried a long, slender stick that was smoking from a small cup at one end and gave off a stench worse than a peat fire. Linbirg had never seen such a thing and must have oggled a tad too obviously at it because the man suddenly started to return her stare.

“May I present,” the Countess called out, “Master Furio the Red of the Order of the White Pentagram!”

‘The witcher!’ Linbirg knew at once.

She had seen him before but he had looked better then. Now he appeared to have just crawled out of bed. He bore none of the splendor that being a wizard seemed to entail. Even his splendid robes looked like bed sheets on him.

Linbirg was frightened of witchcraft as much as anybody. But this man did not look like he could have tied his own shoestring if his life depended on it.

“My Lady,” he rumbled throatily at the countess. “What is the meaning of this summons?”

He was very discourteous and brisk, arrogant and not well-spoken. Linbirg did not like him.

“Food, Master Furio,” the countess showed a smile that was sweet as sugar. “May I present to you the Lady Linbirg of house Farnwart, heir apparent of the Bordermark and the ogres’ Ironman.”

“My Lady,” the wizard gave Linbirg a hinted nod.

“Please, sit!” The countess gestured. “Will you take a glass of wine? A bumper of mulled white for Master Furio!”

The wizard made no attempts to move: “My Lady, begging your pardon, but I have no desire to sup with you. Signor Hatchet’s death leaves me very busy.”

“Busy sleeping?” Lady Franka asked cockily. “Oh, no, busy digging through what remains of my city hall! It was such a beautiful building, fit for a queen. Such a shame the masonry did not support her.”

The wizard paid her an irritated look before turning to go.

“Say, Lady Linbirg,” the old woman continued, unabashed. “How will the new city hall look? Will it be pretty? Are your beasts done yet, clearing out the rubble?”

The wizard stopped in his tracks and turned with eyes open wide. It scared Linbirg and she tried to reply to the countess as quickly and accurately as she could in hopes of getting away from him.

“They are, Your…” She couldn’t think of the correct title right away. “Your Highborn, they are! The new one…the new one will…well…”

Far as Linbirg was concerned, it was a disaster and yet another blunder she was putting her foot in. It seemed there was no end to her embarrassments. With winter approaching fast, the best thing they could do was build log cabins. For the city hall, they were trying to use the longest logs possible to make it big, but it was still ugly, primitive and surely nowhere near as nice as the presumably whitewashed, glass-windowed and possibly ornamented old one had been. In fact, it was shaping up to be a large, draughty, hollow box that they somehow had to cobble floors into once the walls and roof were completed, provided they would ever be able to make it high enough. Finding sufficient wood for this project wasn’t easy because the trees had to have a very even diameter over a great length, which was a rare quality at the best of times. Already they were putting in far too many windows to save on logs.

The connection between what the countess had said to the wizard before, occurred to her only belatedly.

“Do you mean to say you pulled off my men?!” He growled at her, furious.

Linbirg shrieked a little and tried to think. She had no idea what he meant. Had she done something wrong? Would the wizard bewitch her? Tears started pooling in her eyes.

“Stop, both of you, you are scaring her!” Lady Devona shouted.

Linbirg was immensely grateful, but she had no idea what was going on. She had no idea to respond to Master Furio either, which led to a very awkward silence.

“You are a moral carcass, Furio Montane,” Countess Franka said calmly into the quiet. “The girl had nothing to do with it. It were your giantesses who pulled off the daytallers to help with the rebuilding. Now, had you been there instead of sweating your stink into the bed I gave you, you may have prevented it. Don’t blame the girl for your own shortcomings, My Lord.”

This was true embarrassment, true shame, Linbirg sensed. But for once she was not the subject of it.

Instead, the wizard had to straighten himself with all eyes upon him, and when he cleared his throat to speak his voice was thin and stiff: “Why was I not informed of this?”

More information sifted through Linbirg’s mind. ‘Your giantesses,’ the countess had said. Was this man to blame for Laura and Janna? Did he control them? It was hard to believe. Also, in retrospect it appeared rather petty to care about who removed some wreched rubble so long as the work was done well, and no one could have done a better job at it than Marag’s Children.

The countess shrugged and grinned, showing teeth that were very grey but otherwise in good condition for such an old woman: “Sit. Eat. We have bigger things to discuss than some dead man’s parchments.”

Lady Franka sat at one end of the long table, and the wizard at the other. Devona sat closest to the wizard and to the right of Ardan Jumian, which enabled Linbirg to place herself between the young heir and the countess, the place where she felt she would be safest for now. If truth be told, she had no stomach for eating anymore. She just wanted to go back to Mara. She wouldn’t even mind pleasuring her and the others again, if that was what it took. Her duty was done for this moon, but it was better by lengths than whatever this meal was shaping up to become.

As it would be the case during a feast, Lady Franka lorded over the food and assigned portions to her guests according her good graces. For a base sort of sustenance, each guest had a bread trencher in front of them, filled with meat and gravy.

The wine helped Linbirg feel a tad more at ease but after her second cup she started to feel a little lightheaded.

“This capon is delicious, Grandmother.” Lady Devona remarked gleefully.

“Mhm!” Ardan agreed through his stuffed mouth.

It cut through the awkwardness like a knife and seemed to finally lighten even that terrible witcher. He had ignored the wondrous mulled white wine and ordered a bumper of red instead, which to Linbirg’s surprise did not seem to vex the countess at all.

“Greasier than what I’m used to.” He remarked. “Uh, Almadan?”

“Mh!” The countess swallowed and smiled. “You know your capons, My Lord!”

He did not laugh but showed the hint of a smile, at least. The Kingdom of Almada lay south of Nordmarken, bordering on the Horasian Empire and the desert of Khôm. Linbirg had to try it or else she would be filled with regrets later on.

It was customary, of course, to bring one’s own spoon and knife for eating, but Linbirg had been thoroughly disarmed. She carried neither sword, nor knife, nor spoon anymore. They had taken it all after she had been given into the custody of the Galahans. She half hoped someone would intervene when she started reaching into her trencher with bare hands, but they only stole her glances of irritation. Capon, it turned out, tasted very much like chicken. In fact, Linbirg was certain that it was chicken, which was odd.

“The people of Almada force feed theirs to fatten them,” the wizard explained. “I was unaware Albernians did the same?”

“Almadan cook,” the countess elegantly stretched her chin. “I had to have most of his red powders thrown into the river. He cried bitterly but after that, I can’t say I ever had better. Will you take a bite of sugar?”

Besides the trenchers filled with meat and gravy there were many other dishes laid out on the table, costlier-looking and more unfamiliar to Linbirg the closer they were to Franka’s side of the table. She could see the raw slabs of bacon that she knew weren’t what they appeared to be.

The wizard frowned and waved off: “Too sweet.”

Linbirg’s stomach churned with lust for sugar and a feeling that she did not belong with these people. They were so wealthy, apparently, that they could even refuse this strange, wonderful sweetmeat.

The countess gave a laugh and waved at one of her servants who rushed over, took the sugar platter and offered it to Linbirg.

“I know you will have some, won’t you sweetling?”

Linbirg nodded fiercely and took one of the slabs, chewing on it right away.

“Mh!” Ardan made, seemingly to indicate that he wanted one too.

That made Lady Devona laugh in turn.

“Men should eat meat!” She playfully scolded her husband. “If you eat too much sugar you will wash away in the rain!”

“I am eating meat.” The young man pointed defensively at his trencher which by the looks of it was nearly empty already.

Young men could have large appetites.

“Have all the nobles departed, yes?” The sorcerer inquired. “What of His Highness, Duke Hagrobald?”

Linbirg’s ears pricked up at the mentioning of her new liege lord.

The countess took her time sucking the meat off a capon bone before replying: “Gone with the rest of them. It wouldn’t be that you have unfinished business with him? If you do, we can announce another tourney. He should be back here within a fortnight.”

That made the wizard utter a bark of laughter: “Ah, your knights and their jousting!”

Once he had started drinking his red wine, his sips had grown larger and more frequent. Now, his cheeks were starting to flush behind his beard and his eating became impetuous.

“Don’t you have tourneys in the Lovely Meadows, My Lord Furio?” Ardan inquired.

The Lovely Meadows, or Meadows Lovely, was a fancy name for the Horasian Empire, a land of stuck-up, forever envious scoundrels, according to Linbirg's father. That was already the entire extent of Linbirg's knowledge, however.

The countess tittered but allowed the sorcerer to explain: “We have done away with knighthood altogether, young Ardan. We found it…out of fashion. There are duels more than enough, mind you, although these are commonly fought on foot and without armour. We have bouts, performed by mummers or professional fighters, just like the gladiators in Bospharan of old, and we have hunts, balls and such things, but not jousts as such.”

Ardan's head snapped to his grandmother: “Will Albernia abandon knighthood too?!”

The young man sounded petrified by the notion, and Linbirg found it dubious as well. In lack of knights, bound to honour and land, the choice of men who would defend the realm seemed rather scarce. Levies were notoriously unreliable, professional soldiers exceedingly expensive, and mercenaries were both. Knights were paid, most usually, in power, infefted with land and the peasants to work it. But power could breed a hunger for more power, which was why Linbirg had to have virtually all knights of the Bordermark killed. It might come back to haunt her, she sensed, but that was far away yet. For now, she had to survive.

“Uh…” The wizard stared at his trencher, saying nothing.

The countess laughed: “Well, are we or are we not a part of the Horasian Empire now?”

Silence answered her while the wizard's beard moved. Linbirg concentrated on her sugar to avoid being dragged into this absurdity.

“Hard to say,” Furio Montane finally replied. “There's war, it's...chaos. Madness and stupidity, I've heard it said. At present, I'd counsel not to worry too much about jousting.”

The countess took a swig of wine before putting her cup down just slightly too hard: “What, might it be that we are utterly alone? Albernia against the world, independent at last?”

The wizard fumbled at a pouch and began to stuff something into his smoke stick but the countess held him to an answer.

“You'll not smoke those stinking whorehouse leaves in my chambers again. Bring Master Furio some of our Stoerrebrandt's!”

He stopped and threw everything down on the table, sighing and leaning back in defeat.

“We are the subjects of Janna and Laura, My Lady,” he finally admitted after emptying his cup. “That is all I know.”

That was as much as Linbirg knew as well, which was reassuring. It also seemed to imply that he did not rule the giantesses, for better or worse.

“If that is so then where are they?” The countess asked. “They have left us no instructions, they haven't come back, and all we know is that they went north!”

While his cup was refilled, the wizard smiled warmly for the first time: “I know them better than most and can say that this is not at all unusual. If something along the way captivates their imagination then they are liable to play with it until it is destroyed. They may be huge and terrifying but I have oft found that they possess the minds of children. They will come back, just as suddenly as they went. Do we know where they intended to go, at least?”

Linbirg studied him from behind Ardan Jumian's back. He sounded confident enough but there was something wrong about his eyes. They had been red and glassy before, but when he spoke about Laura and Janna they had seemed to draw back, shifting quickly as though he was much more worried than he was leading on.

“Oh!” The countess let out, sinking back against the rest of her chair. “Your words are balm on a frightened heart, Master Furio! Please forgive me my rash words, I have been worried sick!”

“Oh, Grandmother!” Lady Devona rose and flitted around the table to the elderly woman, crouching down to stroke an old, wrinkly hand.

“There is no need,” the wizard began while licking his lips and looking in expectation at a serving man who stood awaiting the countess' pleasure, “to apologize, My Lady, and no need to worry. I...I promise I will do everything that is within my power to protect you, your family and your city from any, uh...any further damage. Um, the pipe weed?”

“I regret to inform you that it is gone, My Lady,” the servant said.

This seemed to alarm the wizard somewhat, in a way Linbirg didn't understand.

“Gone?” Franka echoed, perplexed. “Oh, how forgetful of me! The Gods know I'm growing old.”

She reached next to her trencher for a fine green leather pouch, grasping it delicately before handing it over to Lin.

“Of course I had this prepared for you already,” she smiled. “Lady Linbirg, hand it on, will you? I apologize, Master Furio.”

Lin took the pouch delicately, wondering why it seemed so very important. Perhaps what was inside was even more expensive than sugar, she reasoned, or simply very tasty if one acquired the taste. She had never liked blood pudding as a child but came to love it later.

Ardan’s arms were long enough so that he could reach over his wife's empty seat and hand the pouch to the wizard who accepted it greedily.

“Again...My Lady...there is no need for apologies.”

He was speaking while stuffing the dark brown substance from the leather pouch into the recepticle of his wooden smoke stick. It seemed more important to him than anything else in the world. Then, suddenly, he husked at his finger and it seemed that his fingernail had become a candle. He was on fire! It had to be something wrong with her eyes, Linbirg thought and blinked, but when she opened them again, he was lighting another smouldering fire in the recepticle, drawing on the hollow wooden haulm and sucking thick white smoke into his mouth with obvious glee.

This smoke was not half as bad-smelling as earlier, but still a far cry from pleasant. It was truly strange. His burning finger did not seem to cause him pain or distress either, and he finally blew it out with a mouthful of smoke.

“Well,” the countess finally said firmly, “I believe then we should discuss how things are going to go during their absence, since I have both of you here.”

She looked at Master Furio and then Linbirg in turn, and Linbirg finally understood why she had been invited. It was all a mummer’s farce, the food, the wine, the idle talk, all of it only served to ease into what was about to happen next.

“I will still need to investigate the whereabouts of Hatchet’s papers,” the wizard said. “I cannot take over the man’s mantle without knowledge of his doings.”

“Oh, by all means,” the countess replied. “Lady Linbirg, I’m sure you will be able to help our friend in this endeavour?”

Farce, farce, farce, was all Linbirg could think. Suddenly, they were friends now.

“Oh, of course!” She replied dutifully. “Whatever Master Furio needs!”

‘Head low, elbows to your chest and squeeze through,’ she thought.

“Very well then,” smiled Lady Franka. “I presume you will continue the rebuilding on the morrow?”

“Yes, My Lady!” Linbirg nodded again.

It wasn’t as if she had any other choice. She didn’t want to get eaten once the giantesses convened themselves to return to Honingen, as the wizard had all but promised they would. Until that time, there would be a power vacuum in which Linbirg might be able to carve out some influence for herself, but she was entirely unsure how to make this work for her. It was one thing to talk to Ardan Jumian Galahan, who at present was still stuffing his handsome face with food and seemed to have no strong notions about anything that was going on. Strongarming Franka Salva Galahan with words was quite another matter. If Mara could inadvertently step on the old woman, that would be truly advantageous. Devona had all the temperament of a kitten, and her husband the cunning of a slug. Lin would easily be able to expand her power then.

“Good. I understand you and my grandson have already haggled out how your ogres will be fed. Now, the only thing I worry about is what your creatures might do once their current work is complete. I reckon, you do control them sufficiently that I might as well ask what you intend to do then?”

“Will…” Linbirg was unsure. “Will the…will Janna and Laura be gone for such a long time?”

That was the shadow over everything. Once the two terrifying behemoths came back, all these words were naught but a big bag of wind. Once again, Linbirg felt as though they were children playing. It was wistful thinking, perhaps. If Laura and Janna never returned, that would be sweeter even than Franka’s sugar and all the honey in Honingen combined.

The countess smiled warmly: “As years beyond count have taught me, child, no time spent at preparation is ever wasted! We must know in advance of all things and equip ourselves to meet every eventuality!”

“Then we will do whatever you would have us do,” Linbirg offered.

She could go back on it later. There was no sanctity to promises made while effectively naked and under duress, surely.

“Splendid!” The countess replied. “I knew we would get along just fine. Ah, it is always nice to make new friends, don’t you agree? Now, let us drink to our understanding!”

She began to stand. Ardan and Devona were on their feet at once. The wizard, however, had some difficulty. As he began to rise, it seemed like his legs failed him.

“Oh!” He made, his speech slurred. “Too much wine, I think, privy, I…what?”

His cheeks were even more flushed than before but his eyes were wide open now, full of terror. Then they rolled back into his skull and he plummeted dead, face-first into his trencher.

Devona cried out in anguish. Ardan gasped. When Linbirg wanted to stand up a strong hand pushed down upon her shoulder.

Tears welled up in her eyes again.

“Grandmother, what is…” Ardan started but Franka cut him off.

“Hush now, sweetling,” she smiled before calling out. “Help! Master Furio is not well! See him to his chambers and have a healer tend to him at once!”

The door swung open and a big, frog-faced knight came through, followed by more men. The knight clasped an iron shackle around the wizard’s wrist even before pulling him out of the trencher. Then he and two other armed men lifted the wizard up to carry him away.

“Will he live?!” Lady Devona asked, her voice full of sorrow.

“That depends,” Countess Franka replied, strangely cold, before turning to Linbirg in rage. “Arrest Lady Linbirg, in the name of Queen Laura!”

Two strong hands grabbed Linbirg by the armpits and hoisted her up. Her knee slammed into the table and she cried out.

“Why?” Ardan was beside himself with confusion. “Unhand her! I have promised we would do her no harm!”

Devona gasped: “She has poisoned Master Furio! Drink no more wine, Ardan, like as not she has poisoned us as well!”

She threw her wine upon the floor and did the same with her husband's.

“I have done nothing!” Linbirg screamed when she understood what was at stake.

“Oh, don’t you deny it!” Lady Franka pointed at her with a bony finger. “What have you given him, hm?! Spit it out so we can give him an antidote, quick!”

“Did he not just…have too much wine and pipe weed?” Ardan reasoned against. “Why would Lady Linbirg poison him?!”

“It wasn’t only him she was after!” Franka explained, lying through those grey, old teeth of hers. “She wanted to kill all of us so she could flee with her monsters, but not after reducing my city to kindling!”

“The city is burning, My Lady!” Someone shouted at the door. “All new houses, someone has set nearly all of them alight!”

Franka returned a look of irritation before rounding on Linbirg: “There you have it! And to think that I have invited her into my own home, oh, curses!”

“Shall we question her as to the nature of the poison, My Lady?” The man behind Linbirg asked.

Franka waved off: “I do not dare harm her, as she well knows, the little demon! Lock her in her chambers and shackle her well! And tell the headsman to keep his steel sharpened in case she tries any shenanigans!”

Linbirg cried and cried and cried. She did not understand what was going on. They did with her as threatened, shackle, chamber and headsman at her door again. None of her complaints achieved anything.

She cried herself to sleep that night. And the next morning she started crying all over again, when the maid came to brush out her hair. It was as if she had never gotten out.

Laura and Janna did not return in the night, nor in the morning. Linbirg was held with a blade at her throat, gagged and blindfolded when she was presented to Mara and the others at noon. Mara growled and demanded Linbirg be released. She threatened and called them all worms but it helped nothing.

“As restitution and penance for your crimes of your master, you are hereby ordered to do labour in the service of Franka Salva Galahan!” The herald announced so loud that it hurt Linbirg’s ears. “Failure to do so will result in the immediate execution of Linbirg Madahild Farnwart, whom you call Ironman!”

The longer Linbirg waited, the clearer it became to her that she had been the victim of a plot. She couldn’t figure out why, in the beginning. But when Laura and Janna failed to return for a full week it started to dawn on her.

-

Janna felt the cold steel bite into the flesh of her neck. She could feel the cut, the warmth of her blood upon her skin, and hear the terrible ringing of the blade. She became aware of how cold it was, suddenly. She had only a shirt on and no longer her size to ward off winter. Being small was terrible in many ways.

But she was not dead.

“What?!” Her executioner asked, incredulous.

She opened her eyes, just in time to see the blade descend on her a second time, crashing into her skull at full force. Her head rang like a bell. She could see stars. She could smell the blankets and the grass beneath them.

But she was not dead.

“Niamus!” Count Bragon roared and an old rider with snow-white hair spurred himself into motion.

It was very confusing.

“Mine Lord?” The old man said after riding close, speaking very queerly and with a heavy accent Janna did not know.

“Why won't they die?!” The tall, handsome man complained. “What sorcery is this?!”

“I know it not, Mine Lord,” replied the other.

Janna could feel a gloved hand on her head.

“It didn't so much as cut her hair!”

The blade came into view again, but this time it was being cast away in disgust, thumping the ground with a dim, muffled clanger. Janna almost wanted to get up when she felt another object crash into her head.

It hurt terribly and made her dizzy, but at least that seemed to spare her from feeling the blows to her back.

When she finally looked, she saw that she had just been chopped to pieces with an axe, or at least that was what should have happened.

It didn't even feel as though her shirt had ripped.

“I have once dreamt,” the strange old man frowned, oblivious to the rage of his master, “that I a little dandelion was. A yellow blossom was my head and mine arms had teeth. Then something tried me to eat, I believe a rabbit, and it chewed and pulled me so stark and long, but I came not asunder. Very hurtful, though, very hurtful was that.”

Maybe he wasn't quite right in the head, Janna thought. The memory certainly seemed to give him chills.

“It could be that it a memory was, on when I misplaced mineself and ventured in too deeply,” he concluded. “I know it not, Mine Lord.”

“I fear you are right, old friend,” replied the tall man out of breath and with obvious disquiet.

Janna didn't understand.

Laura made all manner of horrid noises when she was let go, wreathing in the wet grass like a fish out of water.

Someone asked: “What now?! What do we do with them?”

“Try again!” Suggested a smaller man. “If we cut long enough, who knows, perhaps we'll chew that dandelion eventually!”

Laura swayed left and right on her knees with the limp rope still around her neck, crawling through the grass towards Janna.

“Sink them in the moor!” Another man shouted. “Let the muck do the work for us!”

“Piss idea!” An older man cautioned. “Worse things than them been crawling back out of there!”

Laura threw herself at Janna's chest, weeping. Janna looked at Laura's neck but could not even see a mark there, let alone anything that indicated hanging, other than the rope, of course.

“An oubliette,” the newest cruel idea came. “Yes, put them in a hole and throw away the key!”

Bragon Fenwasian said nothing and Janna couldn't place his demeanour at all.

Then the voice of a lookout called: “Riders approaching!”

This completed the chaos.

For a moment, the hoof beats made Janna think the cavalry had arrived to save them, but had to immediately concede that it was too unlikely. What reason could anyone have for saving them, after all, with all they had done. Even someone as cynical as Franka Salva Galahan was not like to have mercy on them at this stage.

There were only two horses coming, explaining why the men were not worried. The people on those horses Janna didn't recognize right away. It was a young, handsome man in obvious hunting gear sitting a grey stallion, and a young, ravenous beauty in elegant travel attire atop a sand-coloured mare.

“Father!” The woman called out, her voice familiar.

She half fell, half jumped off her horse, right into the arms of Bragon Fenwasian, the man who had tried to cut off Janna’s head before bludgeoning her with a battleaxe.

“Devona,” Laura whispered aghast. “And Ardan Julian Galahan.”

Devona and the older man embraced intimately, while Ardan handily rode to catch Devona's horse.

After father and daughter disentangled each other, the young lady looked at Janna and Laura. Devona looked tall now, and even more beautiful than ever, although there was a distinct sadness in her gaze.

“So, it's true,” she said softly.

This seemed to surprise Bragon: “You knew? How?”

“They left Honingen a week ago,” she replied. “I thought something had gone awry when they did not return. Franka knew before anyone else, although she must have believed they vanished.”

“A week?” Bragon repeated, looking about.

They were close to the Red Curse but within the column of light. Evidently, that was too close for comfort.

“You must leave here,” Bragon told his daughter. “It is not safe.”

Devona made no effort to comply but sauntered over, looking at Laura and Janna. It felt strange, being looked at like that. Janna didn’t like it.

Suddenly, the beautiful woman gasped: “Father, do you intend to hang them?!”

She had noticed the rope around Laura’s neck.

“We tried,” he replied darkly. “But whatever crimes they have committed, Farindel has only seen fit to rob them of their size.”

Devona gasped again and crouched down to Laura, putting a slender, beautiful hand on Laura’s head.

“Do you remember when I sat in your hand?” She said. “You were nice to us. Father, you shouldn’t have done that!”

One of Bragon’s men scoffed, but his master dealt him a look that could’ve shock-frozen boiling lava, and the man suddenly started coughing instead.

Ardan came riding over, two sets of reins in one hand. He was a handsome rider, very sure in the saddle, but he looked down as though he didn’t know what to feel. It was all very terrible, but at least Laura and Janna weren’t dead. Then again, though, if they were to be thrown in an oubliette and endure constant suffering for a very long time, perhaps that wasn’t such a good thing after all.

“They need to pay for their crimes,” said Count Bragon. “One nicety does not wipe out the murder of thousands.”

“Why did you come here?” Devona asked Janna directly.

Janna flinched involuntarily. While watching others talk, she could pretend she wasn’t really here, like watching a movie. Now she was yanked back into this horrid reality all at once.

“We wanted to fight the Red Curse,” she replied, her own voice sounding strange in her ears. “We were warned but we went anyway, and now here we are. I know you must kill us, but we had rather you do it quickly.”

“No!” Laura screamed through her tears and threw herself at Devona in Janna’s stead. “Please!”

“I’m sorry,” Devona whispered and gave the kneeling Laura as close a thing to a hug as she could muster.

It was heart-warming, despite everything. And it didn't end there.

Bragon ordered marching formation and soon they were going again. This time, Janna and Laura were spared the sacks.

Again, Bragon told Devona and Ardan to leave, and again Devona ignored him, even though Ardan was ready to jump and comply. For all his eerie frostiness it seemed that the Count of Winhall had one very common weakness. He had a hard time saying ‘no’ to his daughter, and she had gotten it into her head that she must help alleviate the Red Curse.

“Do we know who is behind it, this time?” Devona asked her father as they went, stubbornly riding at his side.

If she was doing what Janna thought she was doing then it was exceedingly clever.

Bragon shook his head: “We've been everywhere. No trace of anyone yet, it must be deeper in the woods.”

“We know,” Janna announced.

“Shut yer yap, monster!” It rang from behind and she received a painful clout over the head with the point of some spear.

But it only hurt for an instant.

Bragon raised a hand and turned in the saddle: “You do?”

“It is a black wizard,” Janna explained. “He opened the gate in the Farindel to bring magic back into this world.”

He looked at her with contempt in his eyes: “And does your black wizard have a name? Where is he?”

Janna had to grimace involuntarily.

“We don't know,” she admitted. “But he's very powerful.”

“He warned us not to come here,” Laura added suddenly, much as Janna wished she had kept her mouth shut. “He said the hero is already in motion.”

That made the men around them laugh, but not Bragon.

“Oh, that would be you then, My Lord, wouldn't it,” A soldier cackled. “Nought to worry about then, eh?”

“I don't think he would stick around to perform the ritual,” Laura continued. “It must be someone else.”

“I see,” Count Bragon turned his solemn gaze back ahead. “It is the black wizard, but not the black wizard.”

Some of his men were smirking. It wasn't that they were taking the Red Curse as a reason for levity, but rather that they didn't believe she and Laura could possibly possess useful information. And they were cynical, to a man.

“You can ask Lissandra,” she said, trying to prove them wrong. “She has seen him.”

She let the name hang there like bait, for the first man who could to snap at it. But they didn’t bite.

“Lissandra?” Someone from behind asked. “Who’s that now?”

There was a heavy silence full of tension. Someone else behind them laughed, but it died a lonely death amidst the footsteps.

“The witch who guards the gate.” Devona said after a moment, looking at Janna full of uncertainty.

It was unexpected. By the looks of him, not even Bragon Fenwasian knew. Janna didn’t know what to make of it, but it seemed like her best chance.

“When magic wasn’t…anymore,” she began, thinking, speaking and walking at the same time, “the black wizard performed blood magic to open the gate and get his magic…his normal magic back. Lissandra had been taken by some ogresses in the meantime. Then I tracked them down and took them with me but then I got sick and Lissandra must have run away back to her gate. The wizard said he wanted her to do so, in my dream. And that’s how the Red Curse got out.”

This seemed to imply that something very close to the gate was performing the ritual, but it couldn’t be Lissandra. Janna didn’t get to say as much, however, because just then she was suddenly cut off by more laughter, and the sack being violently pulled over head again.

Janna knew rage would be useless. She tried to recall if there had been anything else, any bits of useful information that may have seemed trivial at the time. But she drew a blank. She was so impotent in this position and she hated every minute of it.

Bragon settled the issue: “We will find whoever is responsible for this, never fear!”

They marched and marched and Janna got entirely fed up with it until their surroundings changed. She could tell that the air was growing wetter and there were fewer trees. It was still so cold. Her skin was starting to burn with it and her joints ached. The ground beneath their feet grew softer and then the sack was pulled off her head once more.

“Need to know where you're going,” the voice breathed into her neck. “Do not venture off the beaten path.”

She was looking at a horrible bog, brown and black, a vast, wet wasteland with the occasional birch tree amongst it, tiny, crippled and forlorn. A causeway snaked its way through the marshes, an earthen dyke reinforced with rotting wood, constituting the path she should stick to. The front of the column was already moving there, leading the horses by their bridles.

“They're taking us to the Moorwatch,” Laura said in English. “There’s a castle in the middle of this swamp.”

She wasn't crying anymore.

“Eyes peeled, men!” Ian Fenwasian shouted a reminder. “And stay together! Any man who drops out is left behind!”

“We need to get big again,” Laura whispered frantically. “This sucks!”

Janna could only agree wordlessly before they were told to shut up and someone spear-butted them into motion.

Walking the causeway wasn't as easy as Janna had initially believed. It was getting dark now, and the pillar of light was gone. The men lit torches to illumiate the way, but even so Janna stumbled often because she didn't have her hands to balance herself.

“I've been thinking,” Laura whispered a while later, now ahead of her. “That weird guy with the white hair is hundreds of years old, supposedly. He walked too deep into the Farindel as well and it did things to him. But once he went out, he was normal again...you know, not counting being a bit fucked in the mental department. If we make it out of Farindel's influence we should...well, we might get big again!”

There was some logic to it but Janna was uncertain. None of this seemed as though logic necessarily applied but then again that might be the reason Laura was right.

They hadn't gone that far into the woods, Janna felt, although that judgement was difficult to make. Maybe it was different where they had entered or maybe things had just changed since the first time they had crushed a red tree.

“Think about it,” Laura went on. “They can't kill us, right? What if we just run! If they catch us, we just keep fighting till we can get away! I'm not the least bit tired. Are you? I think we're still ourselves, just not as strong or big or heavy as before.”

Being big and strong and heavy was very important in fighting, however, Janna knew. It was stupid, the men would simply tie them up with rope and throw them over the back of a horse. Besides...

“You could've had that idea before we were in a fucking swamp!” She hissed at Laura.

“Shit,” Laura conceded, looking around. “But I went to the Moorwatch before and I didn't shrink! Does this mean...”

“Will ye shut up now!” The voice behind called.

Laura turned. For a moment, Janna thought she would do something stupid, but then she only flared her nostrils and continued to stumble down the path.

It was pitch-dark by the time they saw lights in the distance. By then, the cold had crept so thoroughly into Janna’s bones that she started to shiver uncontrollably. It got so bad that she didn’t even mind the prospect of an oubliette, only if it meant being a little warmer.

Later, much later, Janna realized that she had been wrong about Ilaen Albenblood. It wasn't that he hadn't looked into the Red Curse because he didn't care or because he had some other, more nefarious motives. Nor was it the case that with all the strange things happening, not to mention Laura and Janna taking over the kingdom, everyone was simply too preoccupied to deal with the issue just now. No. The reason he and others seemed not to care was because they knew someone else was already handling the problem, someone who knew how and had done it before: Bragon Fenwasian.

End Notes:




Chapter 53 by squashed123
Author's Notes:

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Lissandra did not feel very good. Something was wrong with her. It had started the day after Longleg bit her in the arm. The little spider had never done anything like it before. Neither did Longleg behave in the way Liss was used to. If truth be told, Lissandra had started to become scared of her tiny pet.

All the strange man’s gifts were poisoned. Liss knew that now. She was back on her little hill but her house was still a ruin from when Oga had torn it apart. The mushrooms tasted funny. And out past the barrier where the trees could not encroach upon now everything was bloody red as it had been before on the inside, which had shocked her so. Liss still had to see this cursed colour every day and it hurt her eyes.

There were stretches of day Lissandra could not remember. She would suddenly blink and be in an entirely different spot than before. Still on her hill, of course, but just today she had been harvesting mushrooms the one moment and stood aimlessly amidst her ruined hut in the next. More than that, sometimes she could hear herself whisper strange things, evil things, full of hate. And Longleg liked it.

The bite had swollen and started to itch. Then a tingling sensation had crept up her arm, followed by a dark red line under her skin. It was queer. Lissandra knew no potions against this particular ailment, so she only mixed a poultice against the itching and hoped the rest would just go away.

This proved true within a few days, but at the same time did other symptoms occur, strange and bewildering and utterly new to her. Next to the loss of memory she discovered that scales had started to form on her skin where Longleg had bitten her. Then her fingers started to hurt right under the nails. They cracked and turned yellow, then darker, and seemed to grow both in length most of all in thickness. They were becoming round, almost like claws.

Next, Lissandra’s hair was falling out from her armpits and between her legs. One moment it was there, and the next time she scratched herself her hand came back full of it. The hair on her head felt strange too. It wasn’t falling out but it felt as though it was becoming leathery, somehow, sticking together, and sometimes she felt like she could feel with it as though it had become skin.

No one visited her during all this time, though. There was no one she could have asked for advice.

Her teeth started to hurt next. There was nothing she could do about it, it just hurt, everywhere, soon radiating into her eyes and nose and then the rest of her skull. It wasn’t long hereafter that she could no longer get up on account of the pain.

She was like this for a long time, lying on her back with Longleg sitting, waiting over her on one of the few shelves she had left.

Lissandra did not understand. She just wanted everything back to the way it had been. But that hope seemed forlorn now.

And when she thought she might perish from thirst, suddenly Longleg stood over her, huge, black with her eight long legs, and with the upper body of the most disgustingly white woman Lissandra had ever seen.

-

Old, tall and grey, the steward of Winhall stood. His blue eyes looked at Laura and Janna not so much with malice but surprise. When he was told who they were, he seemed incredulous only for a moment. Farindel explained it all away, as if nothing was impossible if one invoked the fairy.

“She’s done you a great service,” he told his master, Bragon Fenwasian. “But how curious that she does not allow them to die. Does she intend to teach them a lesson? Or does she intend to use them for her work?”

The idea was frightening to Laura. She did not want to be used, especially not by something so weird and ominous.

Bragon Fenwasian said nothing, and neither did any of the others speak, save a few whispers. There was a great congregation at the castle gates of Whispermoor, the garrison, the servants, the cooks, everyone had come. There were far more people than Laura remembered. Of course, the last time she had come here, there had only been the Moorwatch, a funny bunch of hard-bitten warriors who slew the red beasts that still from time to time rose out of the bog, probably spawned by that red trickle she had seen back then. Now, the situation had changed dramatically, with the Red Curse back in earnest but also Bragon back with his army and Rodowan Ahawar with his refugees.

“You sacked Winhall together,” Rodowan addressed them calmly. “But only one of you went on to ravage the county. Which one of you was that?”

Laura pressed her lips together and lowered her gaze. Somehow, the way she remembered it, she had felt at the time that it would come back to haunt her. She might be misremembering, projecting all that now. But she did feel a sense of genuine regret over what she had done.

Not for the people, though. She didn’t really care about them. But she hated the consequences.

“Allow me to ask then,” the steward continued, the corners of his mouth turning into a smile, “what did you feel when you learned that I had saved thousands from you, leading them away from your feet?”

It was a difficult question, Laura found, and somehow very personal. She wondered whether she should tell the truth, or whether she should even answer at all.

“I thought you were very clever,” she told him reluctantly. “But then again, you saved me from having to kill even more of your people.”

The flicker in his smile made it occur to her that he was gloating, so she decided to be cocky.

“Even still, I’ve flattened a great number of your folk, and eaten my fill too. Must have been some friends of yours went through my gut.”

She pointed at her belly with her chin, just for emphasis, while Janna stirred and kicked her against the leg. Rodowan Ahawar did not react angrily, unlike quite a few others. Some hissed, others cursed, and one man stepped forward and spat a thick gob of phlegm at Laura.

He missed, but his betters were on his case at once and had him apprehended. This distraction was used by yet another man, a simple soldier by the looks him, who sped forth with a dirk in his hand, a mean piece of grey steel, glinting in the torchlight.

There was hardly any time to react and she still had her hands bound in any case, so there was no stopping him when he plunged the point of his weapon into her chest. She could tell immediately that he had tried to ram it into her heart, but her T-shirt stopped it. It had shrunk as well and appeared to be still as strong as it had been when it was huge like her. In fact, it was so strong that the tip of the blade broke off, much to the anger of her assailant.

He stared incredulous at the dirk for a moment before ramming what was left straight through her eye. On her right ear, Laura could hear Janna scream. On her left and a little further away, it was Devona. She went blind and felt an incredible pain before her whole body went numb for a moment, and then found herself with her face on the ground and the dagger growing out of her eye. Another moment later it was as though she had never been hit, even her eyesight unaffected.

“Fool,” Bragon Fenwasian said. “You cannot kill them. I’ve tried. Fall back in line.”

The dishevelled murderer went unpunished but also frightened for his life by the looks of him. The whole affair gave the assembled garrison something to think and whisper about, like a swarm of angry flies.

“For what it’s worth,” Laura told Rodowan Ahawar as a strong hand pulled her back to her feet, “I regret destroying your county. All those deaths served nothing in the end.”

‘It sure as shit was fun, though.’

Being big was awesome, looking down on the world from above, stepping on and destroying anything she liked or didn’t like. The feeling of simply flattening people as they ran or grovelled for their lives was a very rousing sensation. She had been like a god to them. Or even more than that.

“Well, you haven’t destroyed all of it,” the steward of Winhall smiled. “Thanks to me, we are able to start anew. Heh, now I have moved everyone back north, and right under your nose, too. And here you are now, small and at the mercy of my lord. Praise be to Farindel!”

“Praise! Praise be to her!” The men echoed.

Then, absurdly, someone started to sing, and they all joined in in an instant: “Mercy, mistress of the wood, we who set in your realm our foot! Coill banríon, Coill banríon, Coill banríon, Coill banríon! Guide us on with every breath, many soul found here their death! Coill banríon, Coill banríon, Coill banríon, Coill banríon! Olden pact by Madalight, we obey for so it’s right! Coill banríon, Coill banríon, Coill banríon, Coill banríon, Coill banríon...”

It was the opposite of good, off-key, ill-tempoed and made wholly unsalvageable by one very, very untalented flutist trying to join in. Had Laura been big, she would have squashed everyone present just for making her listen to it.

Perhaps the genius of Garvin Blaithin had spoiled her, overblown her expectations. That was the reason his death made her so sad. His singing and music had been genuinely enjoyable, which in her mind turned him into a remarkably valuable man. There were no mp3-players or stereos around, after all. Plus, she felt genuinely bad for his kids.

The terrible song faltered and died off eventually, upon which Count Bragon seemed to become aware of the cold. It was getting worse, perhaps because it was getting colder in general or just because the night was getting darker. He ordered celebrations be had regardless, and for Janna and Laura to be led inside.

“Have them serve you at table, My Lord!” A man at arms suggested enthusiastically. “Show them how it feels to bow and scrape!”

The count did not seem to think that worthy of a reply, but Ian Fenwasian said: “Aye, just what we need, for these unkillable monsters to get hold of a knife!”

Whispermoor was not a particularly nice castle. It was small, crude, crammed, and not built to accommodate so many. Everything smelled of bog and the floors were muddy. Nevertheless was this the first time Laura got a look of a castle’s interior at the proper proportions. Beyond the gatehouse there was a round drum tower to the left and a pentagonal Bergfried on the opposite side, large stone buildings that had an undeniably imposing effect on the beholder, doubly so in front of the starlit sky. Laura was aware that every stone, every rock and every last bit of mortar had been put there by hand, which was impressive despite everything. The yard was filled with horses too, huddled under their blankets for which Laura envied them.

The main house, which they entered, seemed more like an oversized barn on the outside, with whitewashed walls that were dirty and somewhat in disrepair and a slanted roof to run the rain off. If she had hoped that it would be nice and warm inside, then she was wrong, for there were hardly any fires or torches. On the other hand was the castle extremely well stocked with food. It was virtually everywhere, hanging on the bare stone walls instead of tapestries, barrels stacked on barrels, baskets of items such as vegetables, berries, mushrooms and fruit, sacks of grain and flour, bushels of straw...

Soldiers' sleeping gear littered every corner as the small castle was so packed that nigh every inch of floor had to be used at night. In fact, as everyone streamed inside after them, Laura soon got the feeling of attending a house party with rather too many guests.

Laura and Janna were placed on a bench with the wall at their backs and two spearmen watching over them while the preparations for the late ad hoc feast commenced.

“You really gotta pay attention to what you say,” Janna whispered as soon as they sat. “There's no need to rile them up like that!”

Laura gave a shrug. If truth be told, she understood the sentiment but couldn't help that being a little bit mean made her feel better.

“What are they going to do?” She asked. “They can't kill us.”

“Mh, they can hurt us, though,” Janna said sourly. “I for one wouldn't like to give them a reason to torture us in perpetuity or maybe burn us or something.”

Laura had to swallow at that. Yes, being burned in this condition might be even worse yet than her hanging. She was becoming tolerant towards pain rather quickly, though. It was just a feeling, one she could force herself to ignore even if it was uncomfortable.

She changed the subject: “What are we gonna do now, go for a knife as they said?”

They would have to lose the fetters for that, which would require a ruse. Maybe they could ask to use the privy.

Janna shook her head: “There are too many of them. Besides...”

“Even if we make it out, we're still tiny,” Laura finished bitterly.

“This is normal-sized, Laura, we're simply no longer huge!”

Of course, Janna had to be stupid and righteous about it.

“You think Furio could turn us back?” Laura asked. “Where is he, I mean, Devona and Ardan are here, right?”

There evidently had passed a lot of time outside of the Farindel, even while they had been only briefly inside. Like as not, everybody at Honingen had been celebrating nonstop that Janna and Laura were gone, including that dozy dope head of a wizard. Laura was just curious whether Janna was able rationalize it. But she got it all wrong.

“You’re right!” She cheered. “Furio can help us! He'd never let us down!”

Quite what exactly the two of them had gone through to make them so close, Laura did not know. Part of her regretted not having squashed the wizard a while ago. He was at least partially to blame for Laura’s Albernian campaign having become so convoluted and derailed. He had gotten injured at the time, and Janna had to carry him back to Nostria. They should have put him out of his misery instead.

‘One little pop.’

“He's not here, though.” She noted.  

The Moorwatch would not be inclined to help either, not after Laura's political cleansing. If memory served, she had crushed two young Fenwasians here, just outside the gates. The fact that she had otherwise been positively disposed to the Moorwatch changed little.

Janna remained unwavering: “He will come.”

The feast, meanwhile, was beginning to shape up. There was scarcely more than bread on the large old table in the hall, but the mass of men standing around heated up the air considerably and beer was being poured liberally into each soldier's personal cup or tankard, be it made of wood, pottery, horn or metal. There was a strong sense of communal sharing, but also a pecking order. While manoeuvring through the crowd, men of seniority had the right of way and received beer first, at least among commoners. Social status seemed to regulate the rest, and men stuck to their peer groups as much as possible.

It was also notable that everyone present was male. It seemed that Laura, Janna and Devona were the only women in the castle, a thing that started to become of concern given the ferocity with which some of the men were drinking on a presumably empty stomach.

“It's a complete sausage fest,” Laura mentioned her observation, leaving the rest implied.

She could feel Janna shiver on the bench next to her and felt a little sick to the stomach herself at the prospect. Laura had never experienced sexual violence, at least from the receiving perspective. All her life she had acted mostly unconcerned among men. She had enjoyed her fair share of boyfriends and one-night stands, even a threesome or two, but the worst thing she had experienced this far in that department had been a somewhat inexperienced or overeager lover.

“If someone’s gonna do something, it won't be here,” she tried to lend Janna some confidence. “Bragon will cut their dicks off if they try anything.”

The count of Winhall was handsome enough but also struck Laura as cold, humourless and prude, based on what she had seen and heard of him. How such a man could have sired a living angel like Devona was beyond explanation.

“You sure?” Janna asked. “He didn't even punish that guy who tried to murder you.”

Laura forced a smile: “See, that’s a sentiment he can understand. On the other hand, you saw how rough they were with the guy who spat at us.”

That one had been apprehended and forcefully removed from the scene, although if there had been any punishment after that, Laura did not know.

“Spat at you, you mean,” Janna corrected.

Laura shook her head and wanted to say something but ultimately let it slide. It was a shitty hill to die on.

“I'd kill for a beer,” she said instead, watching two men quaff their tankards in competition to the merriment of everyone around even though half of the hoppy beverage ran down from the corners of their mouths and into their clothing.

The wastefulness of it didn't really make sense.

“How come you are so well supplied here?” Laura turned to the guard closest to her. “Where's all this food and drink from?”

The man looked down at her with nothing but disdain in his eyes: “You can't have any.”

The guard on the other side of the bench chuckled: “Oh, ho, ho, our Lord steward outwitted you again. He took the wagons that were meant for Honingen and used them for us instead, heh, heh, heh!”

Laura had to swallow her anger and was left wondering whether Franka and Turon knew about this, perhaps secretly working against her. For Franka, however, such an undertaking would likely have been too dangerous, and of Turon's loyalty she was relatively certain.

Then again, people in societies like this often did reckless and brazen things, not to mention treacherous ones. It was in their primitive nature.

“Do not talk to them,” said the first guard. “Nothing good comes of talking to prisoners!”

‘Spoken like one who has let prisoners escape,’ Laura thought, studying the man from below.

He was short and squat and had a big jaw with sagging jowls, making him look somewhat like an especially stupid bulldog.

“Afraid of girls, eh?” The second guard smirked. “Well, I don't blame you. If I were as ugly as you, I'd be too.”

This one was younger, comelier and judging by his vocabulary decidedly smarter than the other man. Laura chewed her lip trying to figure out what to do with this information.

“You don't make me angry,” said the stupid man, but awkwardly left it there with no rebuke following.

“I need to go to the privy!” Laura announced quickly before their unequal fight could settle.

What she would do there, she didn't really know yet. She didn't really have to go, either.

“Shit yourself then!” The older guard told her, most unkindly.

If she had hoped that the other man would jump to her rescue, she was sadly mistaken. He only laughed.

She pictured a privy as an outcrop of wall with a wooden bench or some such seat that had a hole in it, allowing the refuse to freely plummet to the ground. If the hole was anywhere as large as a modern toilet seat then she could have dived in and let herself fall. It would have hurt and she might have landed in a pile of faeces, but at least she might have been free.

If the privy at Whispermoor truly looked the way she imagined was little more than speculation at this point, but she felt she had to do something.

“Men!” The voice of Rodowan Ahawar bellowed from the other side of the hall. “Find your places now, the feast is about to commence!”

“This is my first time I am at a feast,” whispered the comely man. “Makes me feel like a lord!”

“You're not a lord!” hissed the other. “We're on guard duty!”

With everyone pressing to the sides Laura and Janna were finally afforded a much clearer view of what a medieval feast looked like. The seats at table were reserved for important people, Count Bragon, his steward, daughter and son in law at the elevated head of it and knights as well as choice warriors further below. Count Bragon took a pinch of salt with his fingers and sprinkled it over the steaming bowl in front of him, then passing the salt to his daughter who did the same.

The food was scarce, hastily prepared and raw or reheated far as Laura could tell. The feast was a symbolic act of celebration rather than proper eating, and the main object of desire was liquid and intoxicating rather than filling.

Nevertheless could she not deny how hungry she was at this point, and thirsty too.

“Farindel has made us a great gift tonight!” Rodowan Ahawar gestured while Laura and Janna were pulled to their feet.

“Aye!” The men shouted and cheered, along with a number of other calls that drowned out each other.

Laura was pushed forward by her guard, presented for inspection like a cow upon the market and for everyone to ogle at like she was just some thing. Hundreds of eyes were upon them and small men stood on their toes to get a better view.

“She!” The steward had to shout to make everyone calm down. “She has given us the giant beasts that have so ravaged our homeland, and has shrunk them down too, to much more manageable proportions!”

That drew laughter and more calls, which Laura now understood were very rude and gory.

The steward spread his hands: “Alas, she has not equipped us with the means to kill them! Why?”

“So we can torture them!” A hateful man screamed at the top of his lungs, louder than any other suggestion.

Rodowan Ahawar laughed and spread his arms once more: “I do not know why. It is not for us to question the mistress of the woods! As she has done, she has done with good reason! We trust in Farindel, and so we pray!”

It was a queer scene that unfolded next as chairs scraped upon the stone floor and everyone stood upright. At the same time, it became very quiet. Men folded their hands and lowered their gazes, each mumbling their own prayers, some more enthusiastically than others. Such was the way of religion and probably what separated it from common superstition. The latter was generally more tightly held.

When the prayer was over, Bragon Fenwasian was the first to sit. It was the signal for everyone to resume their boozing, even though the space in the middle of the hall was not refilled so as not to impede the view of those better men at table.

Platters of sausages and chunks of ham and bacon were passed amongst the standing crowd, men grabbing what they could if only to shove the majority of it into bags and pockets. At the table, soup was being spooned instead of proper trenchers with meat and gravy, but Bragon assigned different portions of meat and fish as he saw fit.

“I’m hungry,” Laura complained to her guard as much as to Janna.

This earned her a painful clout over the head as well as a return to the bench for both of the girls.

If truth be told, it was a form of torture in and of itself to be sat there watching other people eat and drink to their hearts content while being left starving. This was another thing Laura had never really experienced herself. She hadn’t grown up in abject luxury, but not dirt-poor either. And as a giantess she had been able to get anything she wanted, provided it was somewhere within reach.

From the opposite end of the hall, Devona Fenwasian suddenly looked over, touched her father on the arm and whispered intently into his ear. His face never changed but when she was done, his eyes sought a platter on the table before instructing one of his knights with a few words.

The knight did not like what he heard, but all the same he stood, took the platter and began coming over, like a common servant. From what Laura could see, however, it seemed that the platter was filled with sticks, thin branches of trees with the bark still on. She thought to be the subject of some cruel jape.

But that assumption proved false. The sticks were skewers, each impaling a thick, greasy piece of mutton.

“Drink too,” the knight grunted in disgust while offering the food to Janna and Laura. “And if you lay a hand on them again you'll lose a finger.”

The guard who had struck Laura gasped stupidly, and worse yet he did not get what the knight wanted him to do.

“Their hands, oaf!” The other, already at work on Janna's ropes, hissed. “Do you expect them to eat like pigs?”

The knight shook his head: “You lot would have me stand here all night long, wouldn't you, like an utter fool.”

Janna thanked the guard who had unbound her hands and soon Laura had hers back as well. They took as many skewers as they could without dropping them, sinking their teeth into the meat at once. It was lukewarm, very salty and not thoroughly cooked, but Laura wolfed it down all the same.

“Heh, wouldn't you know it, they do eat like pigs.” The knight noted. “Make due on the ale before they choke themselves.”

Laura didn't know or particularly care whose tankard was shoved into her hand, and she didn't care whether it was beer or vomit in it. She washed down bite after bite, thinking in her head what a wonderful human being Devona was.

She already felt much better.

“Being nice goes a long way,” Janna rubbed it in between bites. “If we had treated everyone like we did Devona...”

“Too many ifs in that sentence,” Laura cut her off without looking.

What was done was done. They couldn't very well unsquish or uneat the tens if not hundreds of thousands they had killed. And even if they had behaved like docile lambs from the very beginning, all that would left them was starving.

Thinking of her gruesome achievements gave Laura an idea, however.

“I wish to treat with Count Bragon,” She told the knight who was turning to go. “I have an offer for him that he will want to hear.”

The man shot her a glance over the shoulder, sighed and moved on.

“And what might that be?” Janna asked in English. “What do we have that he wants?”

‘Well, I could suck his dick,’ Laura thought, imagining the scene before her inner eye.

A prude man such as him had probably never even experienced a blowjob. But that was also why it wouldn’t work.

She ignored Janna and observed the knight making his way back to his seat instead. Then, the moment. The knight sat and leaned forward, talking to his liege upon which the latter looked over to meet Laura's gaze. Bragon's face was a cold, eerie mask. He took a sip of wine before resuming his conversation with Rodowan Ahawar.

“What’s this about?!” Janna demanded sharply.

Laura shrugged: “Nothing. It didn't work.”

Being small was awful and miserable. There was nothing she could do about it. Worse yet, once the mutton was eaten and the beer drunk, Laura found herself still hungry, although her thirst had gone away somewhat. Neither did the alcohol make the situation more bearable. She had tasted that the beer was strong, albeit somewhat stale. But she did not feel the slightest hint of intoxication.

She looked about the room for what felt like the hundredth time that evening, finding that her eyes were growing heavy. The warmth, both in terms of temperature and Devona Fenwasian's kindness, had put her more at ease. But that didn't change her predicament.

The white-haired man sat at the table amongst the more valuable of Bragon's pets, drinking wine. He had been bewitched by Farindel, if his tale could be believed. Perhaps he knew a way out of it as well.

Just now would be a good time to speak with him, red-faced, drunk and swaying in his seat as he was. He might divulge the most intimate secrets.

To relieve themselves, men left the hall for a time before coming back. Maybe now that she had Devona's favour they would allow Laura to do the same. But she had to wait for the old man's kidneys for that to be fruitful.

“These aren’t ladies, they're monsters,” Laura overheard a conversation nearby. “He ought to pass them around the garrison. They can't die, aye? All the better! We can fuck them till Nameless day!”

A deeper voice cautioned: “I’d keep my hands off ‘em, lest ye wake up a gelding. You know how he gets with the women. It's his sweet daughter! He's so worried about her in the clutches of that old harridan, he sees her face in every wench.”

“The king will sort out that spinster, see if he don't,” said a third man. “He'll come back on his white horse and set the realm to rights!”

The first man scoffed drunkenly: “The king who ran. Where is he? We've won his war for him, and he is nowhere to be found!”

“He had to run,” objected the other, “else the monsters would've crushed him like they did everyone!”

‘True,’ Laura reflected dreamily.

If she had gotten Finnian into her clutches she would've turned him into a grease spot, provided Janna didn't get in the way. Squashing powerful people was fun, and the things she would do to Bragon Fenwasian, Rodowan Ahawar and a number of others made her giddy with anticipation.

If only she could grow big again!

“Let's rather talk about something else,” one of the men mumbled, presumably sensing that someone was eavesdropping on them.

“Laura,” Janna touched her by the arm, and Laura realized that Bragon had risen and was coming over.

He wore a long cloak, black as night and immaculate, black boots, black britches, black doublet, only a golden thistle pin lending a little bit of colour. He looked like a dark ghost the way his long-legged strides seemed to levitate him over the distance, an evil spirit come to haunt her.

His face was hard, handsome and expressionless but there was something about his eyes that Laura found unsettling. There was another kind of darkness in there, a bright kind, chaos and madness, unwavering determination.

To encourage herself, she tried picturing him naked, but that proved only more intimidating.

‘Tiny, though,’ she thought. ‘How absurd if I met him while I was still large and could've shoved him up my ass.’

It just didn't seem to compute, like dividing by zero, but then again from ninety meters tall he wouldn’t have looked half so frightening. And she had dealt with men like him before, like when she resolved the Hedge Feud. She didn't even recall the bad guy's name in that instance, only the manner in which she had disposed of him. Picturing Bragon Fenwasian as a flattened imprint of himself helped a lot.

He was flanked by his wretched steward Rodowan Ahawar, and his daughter Devona on the other side.

“My lord!” She hailed him. “I want to make a deal!”

His cold grey eyes studied her, no hint of his emotions.

“Let us go, my lord,” she went on. “Help us become big again! In exchange, I will make you king of Albernia!”

Devona gasped, Rodowan laughed heartily, but the Count of Winhall still showed no hint of a reaction.

‘This motherfucker should try poker,’ Laura thought. ‘He'd make a fortune.’

She continued: “I will stomp your enemies out of existence and lend my strength to whatever cause you will. I'll help you defeat the Red Curse if you so require! On this, you have my word!”

He looked at her for a moment longer before inclining to his steward: “Cells, I think. And chains.”

He turned to go like a black shadow, cloak swirling, and Devona left them with an apologetic look.

“Hm,” Rodowan Ahawar chuckled. “It would seem the issue of where to bed them is finally resolved.”

-

Boats had been made useful to Dari because houses on riverfronts and bridges were often less well defended on the water's side. That being so, no Garethian waterway had ever been as wild, treacherous and miserable as this blasted river.

She had mastered Laura's test of her skills while afraid for her life, but as she calmed and got to thinking, contemplating the absurd complexity of her task, she grew distracted and promptly ran her boat aground on a shallow, almost capsizing the vessel in the process.

She was better supplied than when she set out to kill the Chosen One. But the large bag Laura had given her would also weigh her down once on land, and she pictured herself dragging it alone and freezing through the thicket of Andergastian woods, just waiting to become fodder for bears, wolves or even worse things.

To say nothing of the task itself, which was sheer madness. In ogre-controlled lands, she had to locate Steve and Christina, two complete strangers, fairly easy to recognize and undoubtedly under heavy guard. She then had to free them and take them all the way back to Honingen without getting them or herself killed.

A moneyed pepper sack had once frequented her services as an assassin, tasking her with ending a siege that was rupturing one of his trade routes.

‘Or was it that there was somebody who owed him coin?’

Whatever the case, the defenders had hostages on the besiegers, necessitating that the castle be starved out rather than stormed. And the garrison had stores to last for years. The hostages were a woman and her daughter in this case. Dari had slipped in during the night, smothered first the daughter and then the mother with a pillow, cut off their heads and impaled them on spikes over the battlements to let the besiegers know. By noon the next day, the castle was stormed and every last occupant put to the sword. This was the closest she ever got to rescuing hostages.

About her current, infinitely more complicated mission, doubts and pride were at war in her chest the whole time. A mission was a mission, which was good, and she was determined not to make such a pig’s breakfast of it as with the Chosen One. The exact question of how would depend upon the circumstances. It was too early to make plans now, her knowledge too limited, the stakes too elevated for such foolery.

On the other hand did she not want to throw away her life. She had had more brushes with death in recent times than she cared to count. Janna wanted to kill her, which was bad enough, but Laura showed such reckless disregard for her longevity that Dari wouldn’t be surprised if instead of the promised freedom she would only earn a moist death in the giantess’ cunt as a reward.

If she survived this contract, which was more than doubtful. Like as not it would be some ogress squashing Dari for laughs. She had killed ogresses before, but her brief time with Nagash had already taught her what could happen if such a large and powerful beast got hold of her.

Thus, the first day was spent weighing the yeas and nays, as well as navigating the treacherous river. By evenfall, when her thoughts turned to the more practical problem of where to make camp, she was suddenly confronted with fisherfolk on the river.

They tied their boats and rafts on rocks and other anchorage points with lines to haul in the nets and fish traps they had set in the morning. Others were holding rods with lines in the water. She was surprised to see them, having thought everything north of Arran wiped clean of human life by Janna and Laura, if not by the Red Curse. Such was what people in Honingen would have her believe, anyway.

Astoundingly, the fisherfolk seemed just as surprised to see her. She even sensed that their first impetus was to run, as people began looking to the banks of the river when the word spread. They seemed to realize eventually that the fifty-odd of them had little to fear from a single woman in a glorified skiff, and so they resumed their labour whilst keeping an eye on her.

Fighting on water was different, but Dari had sufficient confidence in her abilities to kill off a few opportunistic fishermen if she had to. Nevertheless, she loosened up her hidden knives in their sheaths and looked at every boat in search for crossbows.

When she was within shouting range, a man in a sea-green tunic called out: “Twelve blessings to you, weary traveller! Are you looking for Ambelmouth? Please, make rest in our town and entertain us with your tales! Do not go on! There is nothing but death down this river!”

‘Nordmarkers,’ Dari knew at once, ‘from the eastern bank of the Tommel.’

Nordmarken lay to her right, but she could not see any village there, let alone a town. This roused her suspicion at once, even though the caller clothed himself like an Efferd priest, making an ambush unlikely.

‘What does a priest do if he gets desperate, though.’

Then she saw it, the mouth of a smaller river, ending into the Tommel here.

“Twelve blessings to you, as well!” She piously hollered back. “What town is this you speak of and what is the name of that river there?!”

The priest seemed to sense her caution and smiled, much as though she had challenged him to a pillow fight. He was young and handsome enough, albeit that his mouth had so many teeth missing that she could see the gaps even from half a hundred paces.

“It’s the Ambla, of course!” He replied. “And our town is Ambelmouth! Where is it you hope to go?”

“Do you have beds at Ambelmouth?!” She ignored the question.

He grinned again: “Aye, and food, if you can pay! Fish and river crab, mostly…well, only, at this time! Come by me and I’ll a toss you a rope so we can pull you upriver!”

She thought quickly and decided that she liked the prospect of a hot meal and a warm bed much more than sleeping outside after a cold day on the water. And the priest was true to his word on the rope.

“Hard on the oars, boys!” He shouted from the rudder to his two fellow men in his boat, once they had her in tow.

His rowers were spitting images of him, sinewy lads with shocks of dirt-blond hair and bony faces. He also proved much older than his boyish demeanour had foretold, still forty-odd perhaps, or perhaps still in his late thirties.

“Well met!” He smiled at her from his boat. “Ephilio Admares, men call me. I am the servant of Efferd at Ambelmouth.”

It was unmistakably not a Nordmarkian name, Almadan, more likely, or Horasian.

She went with her second guess: “You are Horasian?”

“Grangorian, whelped and whipped,” he admitted. “My father took me here when I was little. It was Ansgar of Fadershill held Ambelmouth in that day, and after him his son Wunnemar. But he died eleven winters ago. From whence it you hail?”

The rowers laboured hard but the current was strong, and they had to overcome two rivers here. As a result, their pace was all but a creep, leaving plenty of time for longwinded small talk, much more than Dari wanted.

She ignored him again, “And who rules Ambelmouth now?”

“Why, Wunnemina, of course!” He replied with a side glace towards the mouth of the Ambla, where they were going. “In name, if nothing else, to hear some tell it. The truth is our town has fallen on hard times.”

‘Of course,’ Dari thought. ‘No trade on the river and two man-eating monsters next door.’

“Have you been hit, too,” she asked, “by those giant women?”

He raised his brows: “Ah, so you have heard of them! Tell me, how bad is it, truly, up that way?”

He gestured south, up the Tommel.

Dari had to tread carefully here. If the people of Ambelmouth found out that she was with the giantesses then they might turn hostile. They would also know the river well, so if she lied about where she had set off they might inquire details of her that she could not give them.

She gave him a frown: “They sit in Honingen now, devouring more of the city every day. Thousands are dead. I saw them make their way to the Farindel where the Red Curse is back. It’s bad. If I were you, I would not sit so boldly on the river. If they come by here and see you they will surely destroy you.”

He swallowed at that and his mood grew sombre, his voice sounding older at once.

“We’ve naught but the river to feed us now,” he said. “Our town has not suffered their footfalls yet, but every day could be our last here. We saw them too and holed up in the castle. I watched from the battlements and could have sworn they looked right at me. But they didn’t cross.”

There was a small bend right at the mouth of the Ambla, created by a spit of land overgrown with tall and beautiful willows. The town, as it crept into view, was surrounded by a palisade with a stone foundation and had many trees within its walls too. The castle was a little further on, connected to the town via a wooden bridge and seated on a hill. But it was small, hardly more than a keep, and its walls were overgrown with moss and in dire disrepair with young trees and brush sprouting from the stonework. And the surrounding trees were almost taller than it.

Dari nearly laughed at the thought of how narrowly this place must have avoided a flattening.

‘Better treat me nice, Ephilio Admares,’ she thought. ‘Else I might just tell Laura she missed a spot.’

If their conversation thus far was anything to go by, he had nothing to worry about, of course. Truth be told, she was enjoying his company, which was more than could be said about most people she had spoken to in recent days.

“The Twelve have held their hand over you, I am sure,” she said a little belatedly, waiting for a question that never came.

“Aye,” he weighed his head. “Or we just got lucky. Much as you.”

She truly was lucky to still be alive at this point, but the sheer extent of it could not be divulged.

“I only wanted to go back home,” she lied. “But the Albernians would not let me go because of the war, so I became stuck.”

She anticipated the logical question of where her home was, thinking, thinking, thinking of how to reply. Naming Gareth would corner her. After all, if that was her destination then going further downstream didn’t make any sense. She would have to go up the Ambla or else continue from here on foot. Naming Andergast as her destination solved this problem while creating an even bigger one, rather an army of problems, each roughly the size of an ogre.

“No place like home, especially in times like these,” he smiled apologetically at her. “Alas, I fear you have become stuck again. There is nowhere to go from here, wherever your home is.”

Alarmed, her first thought was of imprisonment. By now, they were close to the town, almost around it, and downstream they had the fisherfolk at their back. She could see archers over the palisade as well, having taken note of the new boat with a mast but no sail.

“W-why?” She stammered, looking at the plentiful directions she could have gone.

The priest laughed: “You’re at the northern end of Nordmarken! Granted, we’re not the northernmost barony here, but we might as well be, without the river. There are no roads. Up the Ambla there is nothing but a few lonely villages. And downstream is naught but death! You should have gone to Vairningen on the Imperial highroad, little use as that counsel is to you now, I know. I am sorry, but you had best stay here in Ambelmouth and wait for better times.”

It was hard to argue with.

“Is...” she started and stopped. “Truly? You have no way of getting out?”

He shook his head: “A vast, inhospitable wilderness surrounds us. A man who knows his way in the wild might make it, although he’d be more like to freeze to death. In summer, aye. But not now with winter upon us.”

He left her little choice. It was either say Andergast now, or cut the rope and run.

“B-but Andergast is my home! I must only follow the Tommel!”

The priest flinched: “Andergast! No, no, no, Andergast has been overrun by the ogre! Haven’t you heard?”

‘Now, how do I explain this away without an ogre-sized leap of faith?’

It seemed she had cornered herself after all. The priest looked at her with big eyes, expecting an answer and it better be a good one.

“Well…” She stammered before pressing her lips together, every second making her trouble worse. “W-well, it happens to be that...the ogres, they let the city folk be for the most part, much like any lord. They don't like it, the city, I mean, because they're big and the streets are narrow!”

“No, no, no,” he shook his head again. “We have had word from Arraned in Nostria, where the Nabla runs into the Tommel. The village is drowning in Andergastians, telling tales of most ogrish horrors! They came there fleeing the war, and now cause much woe and criminality, yet my heart bleeds for these poor souls.”

‘Arraned,’ she noted. ‘That sounds like just the place to go next.’

They came past the town now and she saw a small harbour with mooring places and jetties at the foot of the castle. Transport barges and freight rafts sat there side-by-side, unused and tied up, waiting for cargo to once again move up and down the river.

“That was during the war,” she argued. “King Aele has been killed and Kraxl is king now, and he has married the ogre queen. Things aren’t as bad as you have heard.”

“M-married?!”

Even more aghast, the priest almost fell out of his boat. His knees failed him and he landed on his arse, rocking the vessel like a cradle.

She had to stifle a laugh at his display: “It’s true, rites and all! I hear they forced the Travia priest who did it, on pain of death. The ogre queen has married many of her creatures to Andergastian lords, too. Our lords, that is. They are letting them live and keep their titles in exchange for sharing them.”

Of course, a man couldn’t have multiple wives, so the ogres had to find and remove the lord’s former wife first, or else they killed him too and then married one of his heirs. The Efferd priest wouldn’t be able to stomach such gruesome details, however. He was pale as milk now, struggling to get back up before one of his sons lent him a hand.

“And you know all this, how?” He asked her, looking frantically between her and the harbour in front of him, both requiring his attention.

It was an interesting question with implications that weren’t entirely free of peril. She might end up having to explain how and why she got to be in Honingen to see Laura and Janna arrive there while also being in Andergast long enough to know what the ogres were doing.

Luckily, her clothing, if not especially feminine, allowed her to pretend to be rich.

“My family sent word,” she lied. “A Beilunker Rider. They say it is safe to come back.”

“I pray that they are right,” the priest said without looking while his boys gave one last stroke on their oars before heaving the long, heavy pieces of wood into the boat with them.

They pulled up to the jetty and their conversation was at an end.

“If I return here in the morning,” she said while watching the priest’s sons secure her boat with ropes, “will it still be here?”

There were plenty of other vessels she might steal but she didn’t exactly want the hassle.

“Why, that depends,” one of the boys held out his hand. “Have you got a silver?”

‘Thieving, conniving wretches,’ she thought as she sat a while later, alone in the common room of the Fadershiller Treehouse, the better of the two inns Ambelmouth had, so named because it had a tree growing through it.

She might have given the priest and his boys a copper or two for rowing her into town, but a silver was abject robbery, especially without informing her beforehand.

But the times were desperate in Ambelmouth. A bowl of river crab stew and a roasted perch, some heavily watered wine and a room for the night were supposed to cost her half a dozen more silvers in the Fadershiller Treehouse. Dari only managed to haggle the fat, female innkeep down to a single silver by threatening to go to the Rejoicing Rafter instead, similarly lacking patrons. And the food lacked salt.

The town hadn't seen a single traveller in some time, she learned from the innkeep. First, any traffic to and from Andergast had vanished. Then Nostria had disappeared as well. Finally, Albernia had come under the giant monsters' heel, and Ambelmouth's catastrophe was perfect.

If the river froze too thickly during the winter, or if the fish didn't bite, the people would starve.

For now, it seemed they were mostly craving coin, or perhaps distraction. A carpenter sought her out first, to inquire if her boat needed mending. Then a seamstress to ask the same for her clothes. A third person tried to sell her a magical amulet that he swore kept ogres and other evil creatures at bay, while a fourth offered her a medicinal tincture that smelled like urine.

The only thing she actually considered buying was a sail, but that proved so extravagantly costly that she could hardly afford it. She still had some coin from Hatchet who had not been a niggard, and in Honingen she had thieved the purse of a man who was. But if the prices in Andergast and Nostria were anywhere near as high as here she would have to watch her expenditure. If not, she might be forced to steal more along the way, thereby drawing unnecessary attention.

She had hardly come a day far on this voyage and already it proved troublesome. This certainly spelled nothing good.

While making ready to go to bed in her cold room – she had forgotten to haggle for firewood and the fat woman would not budge this time – she could hear laughter and merriment across the central square from the Rejoicing Rafter, oddly enough accompanied by strange music.

She would have liked to get drunk and rowdy had her circumstances not loomed over her like a giant shadow.

‘But why shouldn’t I run out from under it?’

There were Laura’s threats, aye. But she had been under constant threat all her life. The threat of starvation when she was little. The threat of getting caught, losing a hand or be branded, the threat of being hanged with or without the prospect of being gruesomely tortured beforehand.

Laura and Janna were big. But the world was bigger. Much like there were many watchful eyes in Gareth but far, far more people than anybody could keep an eye on.

Joy, laughter, freedom, these things could be hers again if she ran. The problem was that there was nowhere to run to, as the priest had pointed out. She was in the worst kind of place to make this decision.

Back south, upstream, wasn't really an option. She would be slow on the river, and if Laura or Janna crossed her path again it would cost her her life.

‘Shall I stay here, in Ambelmouth?’

That sounded not much better, although it might serve for a time if the laughter from the other inn was anything to go by.

She missed that most of all, the levity of an evening in a tavern, drinking, dicing, toying with men's hearts. In Gareth, those who knew her feared and respected her a great deal, but she could still lose herself in the city and become anyone or no one, and never face any consequence the next day.

‘I don't want to go on like this,’ she decided. ‘I can't. To the Netherhells with Janna and Laura. May the Nameless take them!’

She was crying, she realized, the tears burning on her cheeks in the cold air. It was getting colder again and a fog hung over the town, only the lights of the Rejoicing Rafter shining through.

She could even make out the song they were singing there, whispering it with them: “Oh, sing with me, sing with me, about the preacher's cow Bessy. Sing with me, sing with me, about the cow Bessy!”

Her own voice sounded sad and glum in her ears. Frustrated, she took herself to bed, only to be awoken after a dreamless slumber before the break of dawn, the bells of a temple ringing obnoxiously and the fat woman huffing and puffing before her door.

“Prayer time!” The innkeep banged her fist against the wood. “Up with you, sleepy head, and take yourself to your god! Our lady does not permit ungodliness in her town!”

The water the woman left her for washing was cold as ice, another revenge for yesterday’s haggling. Dari splashed some on her face and wrists and called that good enough before slipping into her clothes.

She tried to recall the last time she had attended morning prayers in the Church of Praios, or service to any god for that matter. It had been a long time, to be sure.

As she walked to the Praios temple, a relatively simple stone building with a noisy bell tower situated in the centre of the town square with all other buildings respectfully far away, an old children’s prayer crept into her head: ‘With Praios' Sun the year begins, Rondra fights and Rondra wins. Efferd lets the rain fall and Peraine gives fruit to us all. Boron's mist brings death, Firun icy breath. Tsa lets new life sprout and Hesinde crushes doubt. Phex makes men be lucky, Travia makes family. Ingerimm's fire melts iron in hearths, and Rahya’s fire melts hearts.’

It was a truly stupid rhyme, recited by children to remember which of the Twelve supposedly did what. She had never truly believed in them. But after her dream...

‘Hypocrite,’ she thought as she neared the gates of the church. ‘You left an offering at a few altars, and then?!’

But the gods were hypocrites, too.

‘How can they demand that we worship them when they do not so much as lift a finger against Laura and Janna?’

She slipped inside the temple, quiet as a mouse, to avoid the congregated townsfolk staring at her and admonishing her lateness.

Under normal circumstances she wouldn't have bothered entering at all. It was just that she didn't want to leave ill will behind, seeing as her mission might well necessitate stopping here again on the way back.

On the opposite side of the heavy portal she could see a golden sun, it’s rays elongated with light-yellow paint and stretching over the painted walls where they cut through griffins, lynxes, holy people and sunflowers.

A few more golden items and decorations were in evidence here and there, as well as red and white hangings over the rafters.

Tonsured and wearing white, red and golden robes, a priest stood in front of the congregated townsfolk.

“Lordship, truth and order!” He shouted as Dari moved in, mixing among the poorer folk standing at the back of the temple. “Lordship, truth and order! In despair and darkness...”

The people answered him in unison: “The light prevails!”

“Against witches and liars...”

“The light prevails!”

“With fire and sword...”

“The light prevails!”

Dari shouted it with them the last time, lest someone saw and thought her impious. Nevertheless did these preachings leave her with a foul feeling in her belly.

“Where the light of our Lord Praios shines, lies and doubt perish!” The priest went on. “Where the light of our Lord Praios shines, order will not falter! Where the all-seeing eye watches, darkness retreats! In the name of Praios, our eternal lord, all-seeing judge and blazing king, may his light fill your hearts! May his light lift your souls! May the light of our lord show you the way, now and forever! Aye!”

“Aye!” The congregation shouted back and the spook was suddenly over.

“Quick one,” someone near Dari chuckled under their breath as they all shuffled back out of the temple.

For a small community like this, the time before and after prayers was perhaps even more important than the service itself because it represented an opportunity to converse with people one might otherwise miss during the day. From what Dari heard, procuring fish and firewood were the most important things at this time.

She saw the fat woman talking with the Efferd priest, and even though it seemed to be about a certain amount of coin she owed him, Dari thought that it might be best to make hay whilst the sun shined, as the peasants said, and leave Ambelmouth swiftly.

‘And do what?’ She thought.

The night before, she had been certain that she would abandon trying to save Steve and Christina, yet when she awoke, her mind had still worked on pretences much to the contrary. She decided to postpone the decision, which she was able to do because her way led her down the Tomnel in either case, giving her one more day. Then, she would have to decide, either turning east towards Griffinsford and ultimately Gareth, or either west or north, depending on where Varg the Impaler had been sighted.

The only thing she was now certain of, was that she did not want to stay in Ambelmouth. That sermon was as much as she could stomach, and she would not want to get into trouble for skipping morning prayers.

Therefore, she went straight back to the little harbour, only to find that her boat and the heavy leather bag containing her provisions were gone.

She had to close her eyes for a moment and fume in silence at that brazen priest and his wretched boys. No doubt, he thought he was doing her a favour, even saving her life. To her, however, it was little more than theft and betrayal and she wanted to slit his throat for it.

She met him again on her way back as he was leading the other fisherfolk to the boats to bring the nets out, grinning and jesting, all the amiable, gap-toothed fraud he was. It wouldn't do to kill him here, she knew, with so many eyes about, even though her hands were twitching.

He even had the temerity to hail her: “Forgot something, or have you taken a liking to our town?”

It was too much.

She smiled back at him to lower his defences before putting him on his knees with a sharp kick to the groin. Her next kick went against the side of his head which felled him sideways and knocked three more teeth from his mouth.

His companions shouted in alarm and tried to rush her, but stopped after she nearly killed the first of them by hitting the apple in his throat, leaving him wheezing on the ground gasping for air.

“Thief!” She hissed at the priest to establish that she was in the right. “I gave your boy a silver and you steal my boat?!”

He was disoriented and spat blood, his eyes rolling aimlessly, trying to focus on her. She stepped over him and brought out her knife, and to the gasps and anguish of everyone around cut the purse from his belt before jingling it at her ear.

“I'm only taking back what's mine,” she said and took out a silver. “Though I should take it all.”

Such a thing might do in the poor quarters of Gareth where it was customary to rob the losers of brawls, but not here in Ambelmouth if that sermon had been any indication. To satisfy her lust for revenge, she dropped the purse clean back into the priest's face before stepping off him.

“We didn't took your damn boat!” The oldest of the sons rushed to his father's aid. “If you’re too blind to find it don't take it out on him!”

“Might be the river took it,” an older fisherman with white hair suggested. “Did you tied it well fast?”

“I tied it,” protested the boy, “double Efferd's knot, my father showed me how! It's there, right where we left it!”

Dari had another bad feeling in her tummy, and was forced to restate that it was not.

With a horde of confused and bitter fisherfolk at her back, she let the boy lead her back to the harbour. Her assault had left the priest incapacitated, which could spell bad for her if against all odds she was somehow proven wrong.

That fear proved unfounded, however, as it was the boy who now drew the fisher's ire.

“It was here!” He gestured feebly at the empty spot in the water. “It wasn't holed neither, and I tied it well, I know I did!”

“Fool!” One of the more senior fishermen clouted him over the ear. “Then where is it?!”

Strangely, the boy recovered from the blow with an eerie look of recognition: “The fool!”

The feeling in Dari's tummy darkened further as a natter broke out.

“But he played so godly yesterday.”

“Has anyone seen him at prayers?”

“He weren't there. Would've stood out like a painted dog, that one.”

“I never liked him.”

“Skin like soot, up to no good!”

“Oh, you sang a different tune yesterday.”

Dari felt as though she was falling. When she brought up her hand to wipe her mouth, she found it shaking like leaves.

“A man,” she asked, “dressed as a jester with dark skin and yellow eyes?”

The old fisherman was the only one with the courage to look her in the eye and nod: “Blue and white, his motley was. Don't know how he came into town, thought he had his own boat.”

Her blood ran cold. It would be too much of a coincidence not to be him.

The boy ran at once to ask the archers on the walls and came back with confirmation right away.

“One said he saw him sail north around the bend!” He called, huffing and puffing. “Not so long ago, he said, while we was praying!”

Why the archers had made no attempts to stop him, interested her only marginally at this point. It was much more important to get her boat back. She also felt a sting of guilt over what she had done to the priest and vowed to pay it back doubly worse to Krool. The problem now was catching him.

“Tell your father I'm sorry,” she said and flashed two silvers at the boy. “Can we go after him now?”

In theory, if she had rowers they should catch up to the black fool in due time. He had a head start but not by much, and he alone couldn't possibly move the boat off the river.

The boy's face hardened and twisted as he eyed the coins, but before he could make a decision their plans were thwarted.

Another man noticed it first: “There's no oars, boy! All them oars are gone!”

“What kind of callous soul does that?” An evidently slow-witted women asked.

Dari gave the vessels another look, finding that it was true. Krool must have dumped them in the river to cover his escape.

“Isn't that one, there?” She pointed to the far opposite bank where one of the wooden shafts had gotten tangled amongst branches in the water.

“We must get them back!”

Like drunk Thorwallers, the fisherfolk scrambled into their boats. She understood their haste. Without fish, they were starving, and without oars they couldn't make it back into their town. Over this, they seemed to forget all else. One man even elbowed Dari out of the way, for which she retaliated by tripping him and sending him headlong into the water.

Beating up the priest had left her taut like a bowstring and reminded her of the many skills she possessed. It was easy to think oneself weak and meek under Janna and Laura, hapless and condemned to another’s will.

At this point, Dari had had truly enough of Ambelmouth and decided that she wouldn't care to see it again. This in turn opened up more options for her.

While the fisherfolk started rowing with hands, sticks, bowls and wooden boards, she climbed the hill to the castle to steal a horse.

‘Help yourself, so help you Phex,’ the saying went, and she couldn’t help but notice that it held true.

A spotted mare, saddled and bridled, had just left the castle led by a groom and was now crossing the wooden bridge into town. It was hard to believe that Phex should have nothing to do with it.

“Hey, groom!” She called out. “Where are you taking this horse on such a fine day?”

The man turned, making the horse stop. He was about her age, blond and browned by sunlight.

“Out along the river,” he replied amiably. “Milady don’t ride her, so someone must. Have you come to see her? Best not right now, I warn you, she's in her headaches.”

“Oh,” Dari made while edging closer, “I pray she recovers soon!”

He laughed: “You and her maid, both! Milady's always been prone to headaches, specially when the weathers change.”

Dari walked the length of the horse, stroking its fur with her hands.

“She's such a fine animal,” she cooed. “I wish I had a horse like that.”

The groom nodded: “It was Milady's husband’s, but he was too frail to mount her. Way I see it, she might as well be mine. I'm the only one that rides her, so...”

She smiled at him: “Well, not today. I'm sorry.”

She could've opened him from balls to brains with her knife, but deemed it unnecessary. Instead, she bent down, grabbed his leg and half lifted, half shoved him backwards over the edge of the bridge.

He went with a scream, but once he vanished within the brush below he was silent, only the thud of his body hitting something hard indicating what had happened to him. For all the good it did, she hoped in her heart that he wasn’t dead.

The mare baulked briefly ere Dari could snatch the reins and swing herself into the saddle. Then she kicked her heels into the horse’s flanks and rode.

It wasn't all smooth, though. An archer on the gatehouse had been paying close attention and sent an arrow her way, the shaft thumping her poor horse in the rump, scaring the animal so much that it almost threw her. At the ring of alarm bells, they were closing the gates of the palisade as well, the only land exit Ambelmouth had.

She made it through, but only barely, and two more arrows followed her, one hissing past her right ear and another punching a hole through her leather mantle. Krool, if she caught him, would have a deal to answer for.

If she didn’t catch him, she might be truly in trouble now, she realized. She had no food, other than the horse, and if she ate it she would have to go on foot through the wilderness.

‘Or I'll sneak back in during the night,’ she thought. ‘Steal some food, steal a boat and seek a place to shelter.’

The next day she might continue on as though nothing ever happened, at least if she managed not to drown during her escape.

For now, she rode away from the town and along the river, glimpsing at the water in between the trees and brush for signs of her boat. So long as the horse could run, she would be alright.

She slowed down eventually, to spare her mount and not miss her boat if she rode past it. After the mare tired she took her to the river's edge by a sandbank to water her, taking the opportunity to look for pursuers. If the fisherfolk were indeed after her then she seemed to have well outrun them for the moment.

Boats were slower than horses, but horses couldn’t run forever, so the boats might eventually catch up. And while the mare Dari had stolen was tame and docile it had certainly seen better days, not to mention the arrow still sticking in her rump. She examined the wound and concluded that it would mean the end for the animal. The rough gallop with which Dari had escaped the town had torn it wider and wider, and long streams of blood ran down the horse's leg.

But when she looked the opposite way, down the river, she found that she wouldn't have need of the horse much longer.

It was right there, her boat, beached on another sandbar and a figure in blue and white motley beside it, wearing a hood against the cold. A tiny, little fire was smouldering there, and Krool appeared to be roasting a fish.

He was unmoving, though, so much so that it wouldn’t surprise her to find that he had fallen asleep. It came just in time, too. When she tried to move her horse off the river it refused and laid itself down instead. To die, Dari had little doubt at this point.

She didn't want to make too much of a noise and ruin her advantage on the mad fool, so she left the mare where it was and went on afoot, sneaking in between the trees that lined the riverbank, much as she could never losing eyes on her target.

‘Now, a throwing knife?’ She thought. ‘Or something more personal?’

She wanted revenge for him effectively delivering her to the inquisition, which led to her being gruesomely tortured within an inch of her life. But then again, he had saved her life in that freak blizzard.

‘But will a throwing knife be enough?’

It would pay to be wary of this man, having seen the things he could do, no matter the state he was in now. The closer she came the more her neck began to tingle, telling her that failing might go Ill for her.

‘A stab through the neck,’ she decided, ‘and quick.’

Not letting him suffer was her way of thanking him for the good he had done her.

He hadn't moved the entire time, and when she was on the sand her footsteps were well muffled. The blade was in her hand.

‘Easy now.’

He must have fallen off the boat and nearly drowned, she thought. Perhaps he had already succumbed to the cold. His footsteps were all over the place as he must have gathered firewood, but the fish he had caught was as black as charcoal on the belly.

He must have never even checked her bag for food, otherwise he could have eaten hard cheese and sausage instead.

She held her breath and stepped behind him. Like lightning the sharpened steel shot forth, slicing through hood and motley and burying itself up to the handle in...something that felt and sounded like dry brush.

“Welcome,” his horrible voice breathed into her ear, and something else she never heard because she panicked.

She whirled around stabbing, but a strong, black hand caught her wrist. When her eyes saw him she was terrified to find him naked, a black, scarred golem of nothing but muscle.

The next thing she saw were all the four knuckles of his fist, smashing her in the face so hard that her head flew backwards.

“It's snowing,” she mumbled confused as white flakes danced around her eyes.

Then everything went dark.

-

“Think of him as the sword, dear, and you the sheath,” the Horasian Master said. “And what a fine fit you were too.”

Thorsten pulled his britches over his member and fumbled at the laces, awkwardly aware of the woman's stares. She was older than him, but well-built for a Horasian, fleshy and robust, although her teats could not compare to those of a proper Thorwaller woman. His seed was running down her arse and formed a pool on the impenetrably soft velvet cushions.

How her husband could live with himself, Thorsten did not know. He had ordered and then watched Thorsten bed his wife from start to finish, and Thorsten wasn't quite sure who of the two had enjoyed it more. It wasn't as though the master had put a hand on himself during it, but there had been the odd, irritating gasp and moan.

“Get dressed, boy,” the master smiled. “We shall go light a candle for Tsa and then it's off to the cockpit!”

Horasians were strange people with customs that seemed queer and foolish. The cockpit, as an example, referred to a place where roosters were made to fight, pecking each other to death under the curses and jeers of fine-clothed men who bet obscene amounts of coin on the outcome.

Thorsten would much rather have the birds made into soup.

The city was an uncomfortably large place full of smells and noise. One could hardly walk down a cobbled street without bumping into somebody or being run over by a horse or carriage, and everyone, even the last, piss-poor beggar, was extremely prickly about their honour.

Vinsalt was also the capital of the Horasian Empire. He was right in the heart of the enemy now, and yet he was a captive, bent and broken, doing as he was told. He did not even wear irons. The scars upon his back were his chains.

It pleased his master to dress him as one of his servants and parade him in front of neighbours and peers. It was all about who one saw and was seen by, and a huge, docile Prince of Thorwal attracted the interests of many folk, especially in times like these.

Niando Tuachall himself was a lesser member of a vaguely noble family, married into the slightly more noteworthy house of Vistelli.  He traded mostly in grain and Thorsten had already learned that the Horasians did not regard this business as a particularly prestigious one, much to Niando's chagrin.

With his new exotic pet, however, these problems didn’t seem so big anymore.

“You can ask me if you want,” Niando said as they sat in the carriage, a large, rumbling, noisy, crammed and inconvenient way of travel, even worse than riding. “Why would I light a candle for Tsa?”

If the serving men in the front and back of the carriage were listening, or if they could even hear anything, Thorsten could not tell. They were almost entirely enclosed in this terrible, shaking box on wheels.

His master continued, unbidden: “I hope that you will get my wife with child! I shall have a tall, strong son, just like you.”

How lighting a candle to some idol was going to help with that remained an open question, but Thorsten knew better than to say anything.

The temple proved to be a whitewashed building with many paintings of eggs, lizards and rainbows, and a large number of unkempt children about, making mischief. Niando did not require Thorsten to follow him inside, but after he came out again and they wanted to move on, one of the wagon's wheels suddenly fell off.

“They removed the splint, Signor!” The wagon driver leaned into the cabin, pointing out the culprit amongst the children.

“You should have better watch over my possessions,” Niando scolded in reply. “Now go and get it back!”

A boy of twelve or so was holding up the metal splint, grinning. But when the servant went to grab him, he hopped away and tossed it to one of his friends. A game ensued thereupon amongst the boys, quickly involving both servants and a fat, long-haired priestess with a rainbow sash around her chest, all to no avail.

“Want your splint back, Signor?” An older boy showed up at the window of the carriage. “Give us ten coppers and it is yours!”

“Signor, I beg you!” Implored one of the servants from afar. “Let us use the spare!”

“Sooner I'll use your finger!” snapped Niando in rage.

It was a very strange and bewildering situation to be privy to, but such things happened all the time in Vinsalt. What Niando said made Thorsten recall a story his father had told him once, of a place far away called ‘Oholt'. That place was so named because a king had snapped so many splints on his wagon that he had run out, and had commanded his serving man to put his finger in the hole to keep the wheel on. Then, when the king wanted to know the name of the village they were passing, all the serving man could say was, ‘oh hold, oh hold, oh hold!’

It had brought roaring laughter to the hall when his father had told the story, but these days Thorsten was doubting whether it was even true. So many things seemed doubtful now.

“Boy,” Niando rounded on him for his inaction, “don't sit there like a chamber pot! Do something!”

The servants strutted after the laughing boys like some of the roosters they were likely to encounter at the cockpit, making for an absurd spectacle. Now even a dog joined in, and people stopped to point and laugh as well.

Thorsten kicked the wooden wagon door open with his boot, hitting the boy who had made the offer and knocking him backwards. Ere the lad could get up, he was over him, seizing him by the collar. The boy was fourteen or fifteen, a man by age perhaps but clearly not by body. He was small and thin, perhaps half of Thorsten's weight if even that. So he didn't really but up much of a defence.

A single punch was enough and the first boy was out cold. There were drunken brawls happening here too, supposedly. But Thorsten couldn’t imagine what they might look like. Perhaps this counted as a brawl already, in the Horasians' eyes.

Upon seeming him and what he had done to their friend, the other boys dropped their game and the splint, choosing to run away instead.

“Splendid!” Niando shouted from the wagon. “Well struck, like a true warrior!”

‘You do not pay me like a warrior,’ Thorsten thought.

The other servants who bowed and scraped and cleaned and served were all paid for their labour, but then again he was spared such menial tasks. Furthermore did he eat with his master and mistress at the same table. The difference was that he didn't have a home, no right to leave, be it for a day or to quit his service entirely. He was beholden to Niando like a slave, having been bought off the rowing bench at another Horasian city.

Thorsten’s voyages had not exactly gone as planned. He had set out from Joborn with three ships, men, supplies, weapons and tools, tasked with razing the castle Engasal. He had bypassed the castle in order to save time, but by then he had already lost the first ship.

It turned out that his force of Fjarningers and Andergastian outlaws were spectacularly unskilled at sailing longships. The outlaw Badluck Robin had snagged his vessel on a rock and managed to turn it sideways, upon which it had been pushed over by the current, capsized and nigh everyone aboard drowned.

Reaching the open sea with the two remaining ships had taken far longer than Thorsten had anticipated, and when they were finally out and turned north under full oars they ran straight into a storm, battering them south and away from their destination. Thorsten did not even know what became of Chieftain Arombolosh and Gillax the shaman. The last time he saw their ship it was slipping away yonder mountainous waves.

The storm toyed with Thorsten’s Fishermen’s End for days and the exceptionally icy wind and snow lead to men freezing to death at their oars. Ice built up on deck and froze their mast. The longship became top-heavy, a thing that needed to be avoided on such a vessel due to its shallow draft. Finally, during one pitch-black night, it all became too much and they toppled over under a wave. The mast snapped off and all the crew was lost, only Thorsten managing to cling to the rudder for dear life when the ship righted itself as the ballast was washed off in the ice-cold waters.

The next day when he woke, the storm was over. But he had already been in sight of a huge Horasian dromon whom that same storm appeared to have blown north, albeit with much less substantial damage. Thorsten had been too weak and cold to fight at that point. They had captured him, stripped him naked, whipped him a couple of times for good measure and chained him to an oar.

That wasn’t the last whipping he received, either. The overseers down in the hold could strip the flesh from a man’s back with every lash, and they used their tools liberally at the slightest infraction. He had heard as much at home from the mouths of those as who had escaped it. But he had always envisioned himself beating it, gritting his teeth and making it through, strong-willed until an opportunity of escape arose from somewhere.

In reality, he had lost his will to escape, make mischief or even give the overseers a challenge right in the middle of his second whipping. He slept at his oar. He ate at his oar. He shat at his oar. And he watched many a man perish at the oar as well, be it to the whip, malnourishment or sheer exhaustion.

When he couldn’t take it anymore, he had confided to an overseer the details of his heritage, thinking that a death at the gallows might be more merciful. But it hadn’t happened so.

While they lay in harbour after their long and gruesome voyage, the rowing slaves were still chained to their benches like animals in a sty. In the night, the overseer returned with a man, words were exchanged as well as a bag of coin, and Thorsten’s shackles were loosened.

That man was Niando Tuachall. He nursed Thorsten back to health with soup, fresh fruit and a bed to sleep in. He shaved him, bathed him and had a healer see after his condition. And when Thorsten was strong enough, he made him fuck his wife.

If truth be told, it could have been much worse. And it threatened to become much worse as soon as Thorsten failed in his duties by his master. Escape would be easy now. Niando was a small man with narrow shoulders and a bad leg, soft and weak to boot. Thorsten could throttle him to death, and his fat wife, at any point he wished. Or he could just walk out of the door.

It was what came after that made him stay.

They lifted the wagon and hoisted the wheel back on, put in that blasted splint and continued on their journey.

“So much criminality,” Niando complained as they moved. “It is the war, I tell you. Men think they can do as they please now, and our imperial laws mean nothing.”

The war meant the ongoing revolt of some noble families against the Horasian emperor. Vinsalt hadn’t seen much fighting yet because many troops loyal to the throne were quartered here. But if what Thorsten overheard was anything to go by, things weren’t going so well in the rest of the empire, for neither side.

If it hadn’t been winter it might have been the best possible time to raid the coast. The thought made him grind his teeth together.

“Can you fight, boy, truly?” Niando asked suddenly.

Thorsten was reluctant to answer. He hated speaking in the presence of Horasians, and he was always in the presence of Horasians now. Oft as not, his Thorwalsh way of saying things made them giggle.

“In war?” He asked, ultimately smelling a chance to escape.

If somehow he could make it to were the chaos was greatest, he might be able to slip away.

“No!” Niando waved off. “Not in war, boy. In a proper duel! Man against man, as it were, blade in hand!”

Thorsten knew the way Horasians duelled with their thin blades and absurd demeanours. He found it silly. They didn’t even use shields, little fist bucklers at the most and even that only sparingly.

“With axe and shield, aye,” he finally said. “But I have used blades.”

He slew an ogress once with a sword that was taller than him, although that battle had spelled the beginning of his misfortune. The longswords he had acquired in Andergast hadn’t brought any more luck either, and both were lost when the galley took him, same as the armour he had so liked.

Niando put on his thinking face: “A drunk brawl and some rape and plunder will not do. You wouldn’t be fighting fisherfolk neither, but proper men of your station…well, as a lackey. But if you do it well, there might be gold in it for me. Plenty of gold, hm. Though I would be loath to lose you, my lusty stallion.”

He laughed and Thorsten felt uncomfortable inside his own skin. It was the ability of this small, weak man to make him feel this way.

Suddenly, Niando leaned forward as if to kiss him, and Thorsten recoiled, but the master only wanted to knock on the wood and let the waggoner know that they were changing destinations.

Vinsalt sat on two banks of the Yaquir river, a mighty stream with many ships, leading around the desert of Khôm to the east and far, far inland. An ancient imperial road ran across the Yaquir here, spanning the waters with the longest bridge that Thorsten had ever seen. The northern bank of the river was generally richer. Most of the temples were here, foremostly the gargantuan Praios temple inside the inner walls, dwarfing even the emperor’s own palace. But then again, there was also the lackey quarter which they had just passed, with many houses spilling over and bursting at the hem with the servants living in them.

Their way now took them through Albornshenk, a much better situated part of the city with all manner of institutions Thorsten could not even begin to comprehend, such as the Connetabila Criminalis Capitale, the Academica Horasiana and a school that judging by its name did nothing but teach dancing.

They ended up even further beyond, in the Horasgardens where the urban nobility had their villas. Much as in the lackey quarter, most people afoot here were servants, doing the biddings of their betters. But there were notably fewer people, less filth and a somewhat overbearing greenery surrounding it all.

Niando guided the wagon to halt at one of the snow-white buildings amidst luxurious gardens where some type of festivity appeared to take place. Servants stood in rows, ready to serve cakes, wines and other such culinary ugliness to a flurry of furlined femininity that stood or sat around giggling, reading or listening to the soul-crushingly boring music of a harp.

Thorsten felt ill walking in, wondering what his master wanted here.

Niando, however, was in his element, albeit that in his somewhat worn black velvets he was now thoroughly outdressed, looking like a beggar. He was all smiles all of a sudden, drawing his hat at this lady or that, exchanging a few pleasant words as the situation required.

They went through all this with a sure step and walked around the house past a young nobleman who apparently had drunk a little too much wine, to yet another and even larger garden where most of the men congregated. These men were no less absurdly dressed than their female counterparts, albeit that they wore pantaloons instead of dresses, accompanied by velvet hats with singular feathers. While the ladies had also seemed to wear an excessive amount of fur for the mild Horasian winter, the men did not wear quite as much. It did not escape Thorsten, however, that like the ladies in front of the house some of these men had powdered their faces white, rouged their cheeks and wore very feminine hairdos.

It was all a great mummery, pretentious and false, and from its midst rang the clanger of thin blades smacking into each other.

Overdoing everything they did in true Horasian fashion, their latest fancy in weaponry was the florett, a thing that could not even be called a blade because it was round instead of sharpened. It was nothing but a pointy, hopelessly bendy metal stick, complete with a metal bowl to protect the hand of the wearer. Noticing the absurd Horasian arm made Thorsten remember Léon, probably the only Horasian he had ever liked.

Niando went to the far side of the crowd where one could see the combatants. Two young men battled each other on a stretch off roughed-up grass, each holding a glorified skewer already badly bent from the endless lunging and parrying. Due to their arms being strictly stabbing weapons, their fight was a rather one-dimensional one, dancing back and forth while dodging blows by leaning. Much like all the rest, it looked stupid.

Finally, one of the combatants cried out in pain and collapsed with his opponent's steel point in his shoulder. Everything happened so quickly that Thorsten hadn't even seen the blow.

“Surgeon!” A man called out and a grey-haired man shuffled forward to the crowd of supporters that immediately flocked around the fallen man.

They could hear him cry like a child, which made even some of the older moneyed nobility cringe with embarrassment. Then, after another tense while, it was announced that the fight had to be discontinued as second blood had been achieved.

“Time for some refreshments, I think,” said Niando, grabbing at an imaginary cup in the air. “Boy, that servant there carries wine.”

Thorsten looked at the man, standing there like one of the stone statues that the Horasians liked so well, holding a tablet with glass cups on thin, elevated bottoms. It was as though the more filigree, fragile and impractical something was, the more the Horasians loved it.

“What are you waiting for? Shoo!” Niando waved him on.

Thorsten was not entirely sure of the meaning, but being the thrall he now was, he set himself dutifully into motion.

“Do you carry wine?” He inquired of the serving man after walking over, turning heads all about as he went.

With the combat over, attentions were diverging somewhat, and he stood out like a painted dog wherever he went in this city.  

“For the guests, aye,” the servant replied stiffly before whispering. “What do you think this is, you ape, hm? Blood?!”

Thorsten had seen an ape a few days prior at the harbour bazaar, a clever little animal that climbed swiftly on top of its master's shoulders and accepted coins from enchanted onlookers which it then bit and stashed inside a little pouch.

There were certainly worse things one might be compared to, so he let the insult slide and returned to Niando.

“Aye,” he hollered on his approach. “He does carry wine!”

Niando was engaged in conversation and seemed irritated by the interruption. Before him stood a lanky man who was almost as tall as Thorsten, but easily thrice as old. Dwarfed by the side of this man stood, apparently, a woman, red lips and cheeks on a powdered face.

Niando held out a hand: “And my cup?”

Horasians oft chose to hide the meaning of their words behind of veil of unnecessary contortions, much as though they had never quite learned how to speak. By now, Thorsten understood what was meant at most times, but when something distracted him he could be caught off guard.

“You didn't say you want one,” he defended himself factually, which made the tall man laugh and the woman titter.

“Another of your likely lads?” the tall man inquired, grinning.

At first glance, he seemed like the kind of man one could have a horn of mead with, despite his Horasianess.

Niando smiled mildly: “This is Thorsten Hafthor Olafson, of Thorwal. Son of Olaf the Terrible, that is, some say the last surviving one!”

“Ah, ha, ha,” the man laughed. “I'm sure he is!”

The woman tittered dutifully, albeit in a way that Thorsten found utterly revolting. She wasn't very pretty with her protruding jaw and the accentuated lines on her face. Her dress was queer too, colourful but barely longer than the jackets and doublets of the men. He wasn't sure but perhaps she was a whore. Whores' clothing was usually cut a little scanter.

“So, Signor Olafson,” the tall man looked Thorsten square in the eye, “how is it that you find yourself in this Signor's service?”

“He bought me,” Thorsten replied flatly before Niando jumped in to cut him off.

“He is indentured to me, he means. I bought him free straight from a galley's oar and he is indebted to me for the price I paid. Until such time as that is made good, his freedom is forfeit to me.”

It seemed a lot of words to describe slavery. Horasians were bags of wind.

“Oh!” The woman exclaimed with a mild, sweet voice much too deep for her. “A Thorwaller who knows his sums! How much is left of your debt, Thorsten?”

The old man laughed again: “Ah, that is all lawful and proper, I’m sure. Alas, are we not still at war with Thorwal?”

The woman scoffed: “Who are we not at war with.”

But Niando waved off: “I have it on good authority that those lands were and remain all but entirely flattened. There is nothing there but a handful of survivors, busy rubbing themselves together to make more.”

That elicited more mild laughter. Thorsten wondered whether he should try and join in. Maybe it would make him feel less awkward.

“I hear fisherfolk are rejoicing all over the coast,” the woman added sweetly.

“Ha, ha, ha!” Thorsten made, but no one else did and it only earned him queer glances.

“Ah, it doesn’t come at an ill time,” the tall man replied, all serious now. “Imagine what would be if another one of their raids happened on us in this state. It’s disgraceful!”

“Indeed, one cannot help but wonder how much control His Royal Magnificence really holds over these beasts that we have heard of, and whether or not he will call them to his aid,” Niando pondered. “And outside the city many are looking for which way to jump. I myself confess to a certain weariness of this whole issue…”

“Do best not speak loudly of such things,” the old man warned before changing the subject. “Have you had a chance to observe our warriors at work, Signor Olafson? I’m sure it’s not quite the way of fighting you are used to.”

“Thorwaller steel is brittle,” the ugly woman fell in, unsmiling. “If they made a florett it would break at the slightest flex!”

She reached into her dress and drew one such weapon, bending it in between her hands to show how flexible it was. It was rather strange because under normal circumstances Horasians did not allow their women to be armed. Women weren’t even allowed to observe men’s duelling, the reasoning being that they might faint at the sight of blood.

Horasians, apparently, did not know very much about women.

The florett had golden flowers worked into its black handguard. It was good steel, undoubtedly, albeit entirely wasted.

It was offered to him for some reason and he took it, eying the pointy end which was about the only thing one might consider dangerous on this weapon.

“If I were to roast a piglet…” he shrugged, struggling meanwhile to think up other purposes at which it might prove useful.

Roasting chickens, perhaps. Or driving oxen.

The woman snatched it back from his hand, quick as a cat and visibly infuriated.

Before she could let off a tirade, the tall man spoke again: “Signor Olafson does not think highly of our Horasian tools.”

Niando agreed: “They are unfamiliar to him. The Thorwalsh rely on the strength of their bodies rather than wit and skill, to be sure.”

“If all our foes were unarmed fisherfolk, any old axe would do,” the woman added, wrinkling up her nose at Thorsten.

“You best use a crossbow,” he advised in earnest. “Save those poor souls a slow dying.”

Suddenly, the old man heaved with rumbling laughter while the woman stared at him in shock. Even Niando tittered.

“You will withdraw that insult now!” She screeched at him.

Thorsten was confused.

“Splendid!” Declared the old man when Thorsten did not reply. “I'll wager a hundred of what you like, on Signor Cunning and his skewer!”

“At odds?” Niando replied quickly, cocking his head.

The old man frowned: “Ah, come Tuachall, you’re a fox! What odds?”

“Three?”

“Two!”

“Doubloons?”

The old man crinkled up his face: “There's more of a jingle to Horasdors.”

“Ah, Horasdors it is!” Niando smiled.

Thorsten didn't know what had happened until what he had thought was a woman reached into her hair and pulled it off as though it were a hat, revealing dark curls underneath that were cropped closely to a scalp that was not white but bronzy.

“Why do you dress like a lady?” He chuckled, half about his mistake and half about the man's dress.

“Ha, what say you, Rondrachilles?” The old man smirked. “That Thorsten could not tell cock from cunt!”

Rondrachilles Cunning, if that was his name, eyed Thorsten coldly and with an entirely calm demeanour: “I hear many Thorwallers have that same difficulty.”

That made Thorsten grit his teeth. He wanted to punch the man into his big mouth but knew that moneyed Horasians did not resolve their conflicts that way.

Instead, the old man spoke again: “Fight as well as you talk and we will come to some reckoning on what you owe me. Now, a bumper of red for Signor Tuachall and myself, and show Signor Olafson what blades we have!”

He was ushered away quickly and inside the house past even more guests, ending up in a small room that was full of arms. Blades were laid out on the table, floretts, fencing swords, rapiers...the heaviest thing he could find at first glance was a sabre, but he did not like the balance of it. A falchion then caught his eye and he took it, finding that it was lighter than so much steel had any right to be. This was achieved by hollowing out the broad blade with no less than four fullers, and the oversized bronze pommel at its end proved to be hollow too, upon closer inspection.

It was certainly a Horasian weapon.

But if his opponent was to use a florett then speed was something he desperately needed, so the lack of weight suited him well. And the blade was sharper than any he had ever touched before.

Back outside, Rondrachilles awaited him, impatiently whipping his weapon at the air.

A man declared the rules: “You will fight a Rondrian duel! No grappling, throwing, backstabbing or punching! If quarter is asked...”

“No quarter will be asked,” Rondrachilles cut him off, never taking his small brown eyes off Thorsten. “Nor given.”

Second blood! Second blood!” Niando protested. “By Praios, do not let them murder each other!”

“Aye,” the old man agreed. “Second blood! The fight's over when one can no longer fight!”

“If quarter is asked,” the man repeated with some emphasis, “victory is forfeit. I announce this duel between Rondrachilles Cunning, indentured servant to Signor Marvallo, and Thorsten Hafthor Olafson, of Thorwal, indentured servant of Signor Niando Tuachall!”

Applause answered him, a way of cheering peculiar to the Horasians. Thorsten guessed that they clapped their hands together because if they were to bang their cups like normal folk they would break them, filigree and made of glass as those cups were.

Rondrachilles paid him a last, hateful glance before bowing to Niando and the old man, Signor Marvallo. All of a sudden, he behaved himself like a woman again, smiling sweetly, bowing and curtsying. Thorsten couldn’t help but laugh at the absurdity of it all.

The performance went on and on, too, with no end in sight. Eventually, Thorsten banged the flat of his falchion against the florett, making his opponent jump away from him and finally starting their duel. They had no armour on, as ensured by the man who saw that honour was kept.

Under these circumstances, Thorsten found himself at a disadvantage. He had no shield and the thin, bendy florett had the reach on his falchion, mitigating the advantage of his longer limbs.

He lunged at Rondrachilles quickly, unleashing a series of cuts that drove the other man back and almost into the crowd of onlookers. But Rondrachilles recovered and answered with three quick jabs that forced Thorsten to abandon his attack early. Then the Horasian smiled as though he was enjoying himself.

Parrying a florett with a short blade proved tiresome and awkward. One could hardly see the bloody thing when it came flying, and had to predict where to slash in order to beat it away. He had certainly underestimated it, as he learned quickly on Rondrachilles counterattack.

Now he was on the back foot, slashing wildly to defend himself and hearing the nearing crowd behind him. He tried hitting the florett hard in order to get past it, but it was so light and bendy that this tactic seemed only to worsen his predicament.

Like a cat toying with a mouse, Rondrachilles left off of him after he bumped into somebody with his back, eliciting joyful laughter all around.

He needed to changed tactics.

Due to its nature as a stabbing weapon, the area in and from which the florett could attack was relatively small, and its capacity to parry was limited due to its lacking stiffness. Thorsten might have tried to catch the weapon with his offhand, but as per the rules grappling wasn't allowed.

It became clear to him that the florett had been fashioned precisely for this, and like a fool he had failed to see it beforehand.

But then, Rondrachilles seemed to make a mistake. Cocksure of his victory he turned his back on Thorsten, returning to the middle of the fighting ground swaying his hips and balancing the florett on his shoulder.

“Swafnir!” Thorsten screamed as he propelled himself forward, but an angry shout from the side-lines cut him short.

Rondrachilles turned just in time to avoid his blow, bringing the florett around in a high arc that whipped across Thorsten's face, tearing it open. The blow was so sudden and violent that he crashed headlong into the dirt.

“Damn it, Olafson!” The old man hissed. “Is it not enough that you're losing but must you turn backstabber?!”

Thorsten pushed himself up and watched drops of his blood drip to the ground. His face burned but at least his eyesight was unaffected.

When he looked up he saw Rondrachilles mockingly purse his lips.

The florett was pointed at Thorsten to ward against any more sudden onslaughts. Should he ask for mercy? It was becoming clear to him that he wasn't winning this fight. Rondrachilles could have killed him perhaps twice already.

He looked at Niando who was chewing his fingers nervously, and decided that he'd rather be in Swafnir's Halls. He had a deal to tell his forefathers, to be sure, and his father and brothers would be there.

He stuck the falchion into the earth and tore off his doublet, then his shirt until his upper body was bare. With the weapon back in his hand, he spread his arms wide, offering himself up.

The crowd was gasping and murmuring.

Rondrachilles seemed taken aback by this, but gave a dismissive laugh to shore up his confidence. He attacked very suddenly with a jump forward, jabbing at Thorsten's heart. But as this happened, Thorsten suddenly saw the opening, his opponent having overextended himself on the thrust.

The tip of the florett grazed Thorsten’s skin as he turned sideways, and for a brief moment he could see the fear in Rondrachilles eyes. Then he brought the falchion around and at Rondrachilles’ neck.

And the crowd screamed.

The Horasian falchion was not only fullered to the extreme but also wrought very thinly. It hardly felt the resistance of the neck it was severing. Rondrachilles' head flew off behind him and a fountain of blood spurted from the throat.

The body stood there dumbfounded for a moment, as if it hadn't realized that it was dead. Then it collapsed and a grave silence fell over the garden.

“Second blood!” The old man hissed ultimately, storming off and tossing away his wine.

Niando smiled after him and raised his cup: “My steward will call upon Marvallo's steward!”

Thorsten breathed heavily. He felt good.

-

“Distorted shadows scream, as Saturn’s children dream. Faded colours bleed. I can see you don’t believe!”

Dari awoke with an aching body and the taste of blood in her mouth, watching small snowflakes drift gently in the wind. It took her a moment to remember where she was, the shaking of the boat and the fool’s singing adding to the madness.

“So come together! And feel it now! Goodbye, farewell! To the nethers of hell!”

He was sitting at the rudder playing his lute, swaying left and right while hatefully spewing the lyrics of his song. He was also wearing his clothes again, that blue and white motley, very worn at this point and stained with all manner of things.

“The hunters now become…the hunted! Here’s the darkness that you…always wanted! So come together! And feel it now! Goodbye, farewell! To the nethers of hell!”

He had tied her to the mast and gagged her with the woollen sock from her right foot but had inexplicably pulled her boot back on. As hard as she found it to believe, this indicated to her that he wanted her to live. Besides, had he wanted to murder her, all he would have had to do was dump her in the river.

They were still going downstream as well, although Krool did not seem to even bother with the rudder. It steered itself every now and then, as if a ghost had taken helm of the boat.

Dari shouted into her sock to let him know she was awake, but his eyes acknowledged her only briefly and with fleeting interest. His lute playing picked up, however. He was shredding the poor piece of wood as though he meant to rip it apart, and still she couldn’t help but notice that there was a certain appeal to his music, even though it was deeply offensive to all common standards.

On his highpoint, Krool started screaming: “Lost children, come to me! We have the answers that you seek! I know, it’s been too long! But at last, the light has gone!”

He leaned into his lute then and went entirely berserk on it, playing as though he had eight hands instead of two. He also started swaying left and right so hard that the entire boat became gravely endangered of capsizing, with cold water inching over the sides.

He was clearly stark raving mad, and his demeanour scared her. She didn’t want to drown in the cold river after having just so narrowly jumped off Boron’s shovel another time.

She worked the wet sock in her mouth with her teeth and tongue until it came out, “Urgh, stop!”

He ended suddenly on a queer note, staring at her as though her call had frozen him somehow. The boat’s shaking subsided.

“As you die!” He hissed after another moment before mercifully lowering his instrument.

Was he going to kill her after all? He seemed unpredictable, his actions not making reasonable sense. She found it very frustrating.

“What are you going to do with me?” She demanded.

He seemed not to understand the question, staring at her like a complete dullard.

Then he shook his head, “I am here to help you. The question is, what are you doing?”

“Great help,” she sneered, “punching me in the face and tying me up like this.”

“You’re not of sound mind!” His eyes widened meaningfully at her, black in the middle but yellow on the outside and shot with blood. “I fear you have gone quite mad, to be entirely honest about it. I mean, there I was, a gentle, helpful soul, and all that comes to your mind is to kill me!”

He hooted to underline his point.

“You ambushed me and stole my boat,” she said, trying to grapple with his lack of reason. “And you delivered me to the inquisition before. Do you know what they did to me?”

His eyes moved skyward, and a smile crept across his black lips.

“I can imagine,” he said dreamily before looking down at her again. “But I also saved you from that blizzard, did I not? I seem to recall my master ordering me to do such.”

She chewed her tongue while taking it in, trying to connect the dots.

“Yes, but why?” She asked. “Why help me?”

She wiggled a little to probe whether she might get out of her bondage, but Krool clearly knew how to take prisoners.

His face twisted with irritation: “The right man does not oft find himself in the right place at the right time. It can be very annoying when it happens.”

Dari thought about what that might mean.

“So, you wanted me to kill the Chosen One?” She asked.

“Taa-daa!” He grinned, swaying his head from side to side.

It did appear to make sense, she had to admit. A Praios fanatic had to be the logical enemy to all the black wizard’s designs.

“But what’s done is done!” She argued. “What do you want from me now, the Chosen One is dead!”

He narrowed his gaze: “Does a gravedigger throw away his spade after the grave is dug?”

She swallowed: “Then what do you want me to do?”

Krool smacked his lips for a moment: “For now it would be of great service if you could remain still.”

He came at her and at once her knife was in his hand. She closed her eyes and waited for the pain. But it never came. Instead, the ropes tying her to the mast loosened and altogether fell off her body.

When she opened her eyes again, Krool was scrambling back to the rudder, letting himself plummet heavily onto the seat.

“If you could refrain from trying to kill me again?” He asked vaguely. “Death is so boring.”

He hooted again, destroying any semblance of reason that he had built.

Her stomach was in knots. When she felt for her other knives, she found that he left them where they belonged, and the one with which she had previously tried to kill him was lying at her feet, unattended. It didn’t make any sense but she took it while she still had the chance, only to then consider for a moment and tug it away half-way into its sheath.

“Where are we going?” She asked, turning briefly to glance downriver.

“Same old, same old,” he hummed. “You are truly mad, you know. What, do you think you can just walk in Varg’s camp and get Steve and Christina out alone?” He tsked and shook his head. “So mad, so mad.”

“You want to help me rescue Steve and Christina?” She asked, her mind spinning.

‘How could he even know?!’

If truth be told, she could use a little help. Just not from this insane creature. Krool was more likely to get her killed than help her, even if helping her was his true motivation, which was doubtful at any rate.

The question of why was on her lips again, but before she could pose it, Krool leaned sideways and spoke past her: “That is what you wanted me to do, isn't it, Master?”

“Slight change of plans, I am afraid,” said a voice behind Dari.

She spun around like a leaf in a storm, knife flashing. Short, slim and beneath a mop of mouse-grey hair he sat, right in the bow of the ship which she knew had been empty merely a moment ago. The black wizard seemed to have appeared out of thin air, or else he had been invisible.

“You?!” She asked, perplexed.

“Yes,” he sighed and spread his hands. “Please don't kill me, it would spoil all the fun. Also, Krool would eat your guts if you do.”

She considered doing it anyway, so afraid was she, but that same fear made her sheath her knife again. He wore simple black robes and carried a large cloth sack on his belt, as well as an hourglass in a copper frame, allowing him to turn it without taking it off. Despite his reclined position was the sand in that clock running down merrily as though it was standing upright, even though it was lying there almost sideways, resting on his leg.

“Krool, let me be captain for once,” he addressed the fool before shouting. “Hard to larboard!”

“Aye!” Krool hooted and obeyed to all reckless extent he was capable off, swinging the ship around so hard that they almost rolled over in the stream. Dari landed hard on her ass and was nearly thrown overboard.

“This is much less fun than I thought it would be,” the wizard complained, clinging onto the wood.

They ended up crashing bow first into Albernian soil, Dari and the black wizard clambering out of the vessel and climbing the riverbank while Krool pushed up the whole boat by himself, including Dari's provisions.

There was something inhuman about that fool, Dari recognized, explaining how and why he had outperformed her on every occasion they met. His momentary absence left her with a chance to kill the black wizard, perhaps. But that would mean her death as well, no doubt about it.

“That's Winhall, way back there,” he pointed. “Or rather what's left of it.”

A whole city, wiped out underfoot, its own walls turning it into a death trap. Dari shuddered.

“What do we want here?” She asked as Krool re-joined them, carrying Dari's things as though they had no weight at all.

“We're going that way,” the wizard pointed towards the Farindel woods, a misty and eerie place in the distance, doused in light.

She had heard stories about it, such as they told in Albernia, and she liked none of them.

The sorcerer pulled his robes tight around himself and started walking, rubbing his arms as he went. Now that Dari got a clear look at him, he appeared a little sick, showing pale skin and a pink nose, and the beginnings of rings under his eyes.

“I should be somewhere else,” he lamented, walking. “But it appears our giant friends didn’t listen to good advice and got themselves captured. Oh, this is bad!”

“Bad!” Krool hooted, happily hopping to catch up. “Bad, oh, so bad!”

Dari stopped at once, demanding answers: “Laura and Janna, captured, how?!”

It was too absurd to picture it in her head. Three armies could weigh either of them down with chains and still not stand a chance in her estimation.

“Urgh,” the wizard sighed. “Fairy magic! Of all things, they had to get caught up in fairy magic!”

She shook her head: “But you are a powerful wizard! And you've overcome the fairies before! Wasn't it you who went through the gate and brought magic back into this world?!”

There had been a conversation between Laura, Janna and Furio Montane that Dari had been privy to in which this and more was mentioned.

“Aye, I waged war on the Otherworld,” he replied, urging her to follow. “You wouldn’t believe the things...I made them yield back the gift, but at a price.”

She stopped again, firmly crossing her arms: “What price? You seem perfectly fine! And why are we walking around like beggars when you can just appear where you want to?!”

There was much more she wanted to say but kept quiet about, such as of what use her presence would be in all this or why the black wizard wanted to help Laura and Janna in the first place. Far as she was concerned, the black wizard could vanish into thin air and do whatever, and Krool could go bugger himself with a particularly thick stick.

If Janna and Laura had truly been captured somehow then she certainly didn’t want any part of their captor, nor was it in her interest to free the giant girls. It was only the threat of Krool killing her that kept her from trying her darndest upon that wretched wizard.

“You make it sound easier than it is,” he frowned. “And much as I would like to, I cannot take you with me. Travelling through the spheres is rather rough.”

She sneered at him: “Oh, spare me. You're not the first mighty wizard I come across.”

‘And not the first one I'll see dead.’

None of it made any sense and she suspected foul play. Her neck wasn't tingling but with this foe that didn't have to mean anything.

The young black wizard gave her a pointed look and smiled: “I like to think I surpassed Xardas in my later years, as did Rohal. Some of his spells, though...in any event, I'm young yet and not as strong as I was.”

Again, what he said still didn't make any sense. He apparently didn't know how time worked, but there was something else that gave her pause.

“Xardas?” She asked hesitantly. “You...you knew him?”

He nodded: “Aye, Rohal and I were his acolytes. You probably know how that friendship ended.”

He said it nonchalantly while her mouth dried up all at once. Tears welled up in her eyes and her knees buckled. The world was spinning before her.

“Are you Borbarad?” she asked, croaking.

Her throat was throttling itself with disbelief.

He turned to face her fully now, this young, grey-haired, unimpressive-looking sorcerer.

“Yes and no,” he said. “I was Borbarad, the Opener of Gates, Wearer of the Demon Crown. But now, I am just me. I don’t even have my crown anymore, at least until I have found all the missing splinters.”

Léon had been afraid of this, she realized. He must have foreseen it, or at least suspected, in spite of how impossible it was. The last piece of the mosaic completed the picture while at the same time it all came crumbling down.

“But...you’re dead,” she pointed out with tears in her eyes. “Rohal crushed you beneath a mountain! How can you be alive?!”

He shrugged: “Time is relative. It bends and twists many which way. It drags on like cold sap from a tree, or flies by you so fast that you cannot even see it.”

He looked down briefly and flipped his hourglass just as the last grain of sand had run its course.

It was all just mindless drivel, she was certain. He hadn’t even attempted to answer the question at all. Perhaps he was mad, just like Krool, only not so shrill.

“You are mad,” she told him as much, making him laugh mildly.

“A moment ago you said I seemed perfectly fine! Now I'm a madman. Isn’t sanity in the eye of the beholder?”

Krool started hooting again ere he jumped up, rolled forward and landed on his head. It was all the time Dari thought she'd need. She reached into her mantle and pulled out a throwing knife, sending it on its way in the same motion. She had always been deadly with her throwing knives.

But Krool didn’t remain on his head for long. The unnatural man seemed to jump just with the power of his neck, landing on his feet and making a dash forward, quick as lightning. Her throwing knife was caught in mid-air, vanishing blade-first inside a black fist.

“Think nothing of it, I mistrust you as well,” said the black wizard, totally unimpressed. “Although, one would think you weren’t the ideal candidate for good deeds.”

She was frustrated. On a professional level, she felt it unfair having to compete with Krool. There was fear as well, although it didn’t seem as though Borbarad was inclined to retaliate. This in turn made her feel even more useless, and the fact that she hardly understood a word of what he was saying compounded everything.

“I have done many bad things, it's true,” she told Borbarad. “But comparing me to you is like comparing a runny nose to the Zorgan Pocks.”

Krool’s hand was bleeding when he offered her the knife, hilt first. It was humiliating, even though he was laughing himself chequered over her remark.

“Apt,” the black wizard pursed his lips in fraudulent admiration. “But I am not what you think I am, nor as mad as I was. By the end, I was beholden to my demons much as they were to me. I do not want it to be that way, this time. That is why Janna and Laura are important.”

It was folly, start to finish. There were a number of men and women who had thought they could tell the giant girls what to do, and none of them had been successful. On the other hand, Borbarad perhaps stood a better chance than any, which made this entire situation even worse.

“You may find your flattened corpse beholden to their sole if you really mean to rescue them,” she said, turning to go. “But it seems I can’t stop you. I wish you farewell!”

“Except you don’t,” he mused, half in jest.

She snapped back around, “Aye, I really don’t! The best thing that can come out of this is if you die and those giant whores stay in whatever imprisonment they are in, forever!”

Between this ominous villain and the giantesses, it was hard to tell who the greater scourge was, though it was undeniably true that the worst outcome would be if Borbarad succeeded, freed Janna and Laura and misused them for his evil deeds. And if she walked away she wouldn’t be able to influence the outcome.

‘You know what you have to do.’

The more she thought about it, the more she realized that she couldn’t turn her back on this, no matter how much she may have wanted it. They probably wouldn’t let her leave anyway.

The black wizard studied her for a moment, then shook his head: “Such a broken, chaotic mind.”

“She’s mad!” Krool croaked, dancing. “She’s utterly, utterly mad!”

Borbarad looked at his fool and then back to Dari, closing his eyes and starting to laugh bitterly.

“What do you need me for then?” she inquired warily. “You are a powerful wizard and Krool is quicker and much stronger than I am. Between the two of you, I’m dead weight.”

With her last words, her breath began to frost and suddenly there was an unnatural chill in the air, rising from the soil. It felt like that blizzard from which Dari had to be rescued by Krool. Remembering it started to breed more second thoughts in her mind.

“The mortal is right,” a female voice said, cold as ice and evil.

Krool’s eyes widened so much that Dari thought they might pop, and he started out singing: “Pardona, Pardona, the bane of floor and fauna! If she doesn’t like your head, she’ll sow it on a pig instead!”

“Silence, fool,” Borbarad snapped sharply, not sounding so content as he had.

The newcomer was some sort of magical creature, Dari was sure at once. She had the appearance of a woman dressed in an elegant white gown that seemed to shine like ice in the light, wrought with silver and pearls. Her long, slender face was ageless, somehow. There were neither lines nor rings under her eyes but also a certain hardness that Dari had only ever known to come with age. The one thing giving away that she wasn’t properly human were her ears which were long and pointy, protruding through her long, silver hair.

“This is bad,” Dari heard Borbarad mutter before he addressed the strange lady. “How nice of you to grace us with your presence, Pardona. Tell me, in what way have I offended you now?”

The ice lady moved slowly, threateningly. She had to be very powerful, Dari assumed. She herself had been mildly afraid before, but this woman made her skin crawl and her neck tingle so much that she found it hard to stay still.

“Is this another one of your pets?” Pardona asked, shooting Dari a glance that reminded her of the way Janna sometimes looked at her. “I could swear I already killed this one.”

“She’s more resilient than meets the eye,” Borbarad said as Dari realized what was being talked about, and that he was blatantly lying. “And she killed the Chosen One! Isn’t that something?”

“So, she has served her purpose,” Pardona concluded.

She raised a finger lazily, as though to squish a gnat upon the wall, but in an instant the tip of her finger seemed to explode in a white mist and a blur of ice and cold flew towards Dari. It was only because the tingling in her neck had become so utterly unbearable that Dari knew the danger and could jump out of the way.

When she looked behind herself, she saw that everything, every last bit of plant life, was frozen white and dead, crystalline and cracking, as though it might shatter upon the slightest touch.

“See?” Borbarad cheered. “If you don’t see her coming, she might as well be the end of you!”

Dari would have liked nothing better. The tragedy was that this mighty witch was staring right at her now.

Pardona cocked her head, piercing Dari with her eyes: “A dabbler with a sixth sense for danger. Pfff, that’s almost adorable. Let’s see how quick she is after I turn her into an ice statue.”

She raised both hands and Dari felt her throat tighten, but Borbarad spoke to distract Pardona just in time.

“And what of your pets, hm?” He asked quickly. “Your pig-headed bear man almost broke my hourglass the other day!”

“Leave my chimeras out of this!” Pardona snapped with a voice like distant thunder. “My creations do not keep me from my destiny!”

Borbarad laughed, riling her up more: “Oh, destiny, is it? Alright then, what’s my destiny? To go mad, just like last time, to lose myself and die eventually of my own folly?”

Pardona flared and raged like a woman spoiled: “I didn’t bring you back through space and time so you could enjoy yourself, you spellbegger! Your destiny is to finish the Demon Crown, to plunge the world into darkness! Don’t tell me you mean to replace the might of all the Netherhells with this vermin!”

This vermin meant Dari who felt a stab to her pride despite being entirely misplaced in the situation. What she was witnessing started to sound like a spat betwixt lovers, bakers perhaps, raging over bread to vent the frustrations of their marriage.

“I will do all those things and more,” Borbarad agreed, trying to calm her. “But I’d like to keep my mind while doing it. I have been working tirelessly, just...give me a little more time.”

“Time,” Pardona echoed hatefully. “I’ve had five thousand years of time. I’ve created horrors beyond count and acquired immeasurable knowledge. What have you done with your time?”

“I’ve got a splinter of the Demon Crown!” He reasoned, padding the cloth sack on his belt. “And I have trodden lose many small stones that shall form an avalanche before long, smothering the world with terror!”

Dari couldn’t help but sense a tad of insincerity in his words, as though he said all these things merely to please Pardona. If what he had told her earlier was true, and Pardona had brought him back to life for a different purpose, then perhaps he wasn’t the real enemy.

Perhaps she should help him.

Pardona’s face foretold nothing good: “Small stones?!”

Dari decided to step in: “Laura and Janna aren’t small stones, exactly. They’re living mountains of evil. They can turn a large town into an Imman field in less than an hour, and never mind anyone caught in between. I know little about demons and necromancy, but I’ve never heard of anything more mighty, not even the gods themselves.”

‘Rohal perhaps,’ she thought. ‘Or, well...Borbarad.’

The black wizard gave her an anxious glance at her words, and the white witch got that look again, as though she had discovered a dog turd on her doorstep. She raised her hand once more, except this time she wasn’t pointing it at Dari. It looked more like she was giving some sort of signal.

“Leave her head,” she said with a cold frown to no one in particular. “I’ll give her a more fitting body later.”

Krool started singing again: “Grakvaloth, Grakvaloth, glutton, liar and a sloth! He is all invisible, unless he has come to kill! Grakvaloth, Grakvaloth, glutton, liar and a sloth!”

Dari had no idea what that meant. This changed in the next instant when behind Pardona a creature appeared out of thin air, apparently straight from the Netherhells. She had never seen a demon, but this had to be one or she would be damned.

It was a lion, vaguely speaking, with burning claws and walking upright. All manner of it was terrifying, such as its glowing eyes and the elongated teeth in its mouth. Its colour appeared grey, like ashes, but that might have been because of the sense of shade in which all this was unravelling as the very world seemed to grow darker.

Dari had seen a lion once in a spectacle, but that had been a caged, toothless thing, a sad sort of monster. The Grakvaloth was something else entirely.

The demon bent its legs and jumped, farther than it had any right to, and Dari had to roll out of the way so as not to be crushed. She spun out of her roll and unleashed her throwing knifes, all burying deep in the demon’s body. They left burning wounds of flame and cinder, but if the demon felt any pain then there was no hint of it.

It didn’t waste any time either, spinning to face her as though it had no weight at all, and coming on quickly. It was roughly twice Dari’s height which made it pale in comparison to any ogress, but it was much quicker and a thousand times more vicious. The burning claws came for her, aiming to tear her apart, but she dodged the first two blows and retaliated the third with her blade, letting the giant cat’s paw run right into it.

It was no good, however. Not only was the demon much, much stronger than her but the burning claws meant that she received a painful sore on her hand and it only made the injured claw burn more.

Worse, she lost her knife, leaving her disarmed and at the demon’s mercy. She could hear Borbarad heatedly arguing and complaining to Pardona, but the white sorceress seemed not inclined to call her demon off.

Dari jumped backwards, spun, and ran, already feeling the demon’s fourth blow on her back. She felt the heat of it, and the hint of claws, but it seemed she had escaped by the skin of her teeth for now. The Grakvaloth was faster than her so she couldn’t even run away. A moment longer and she would be dead, so she ducked and kicked with her leg in a high arch, seeing her boot from below make contact with the claw she had injured.

Her knife was still in there, which turned out to be a fortunate happenstance as the claw was blown apart by her kick into a rain of sparks and ambers. She saw where her knife was going as well and made a lunge for it after rolling backwards onto her feet, narrowly avoiding the beast’s other claw.

But even her knife didn’t give her the edge in this fight. She felt blood running down her back and realized that her earlier escape hadn’t been as lucky as she had thought. Before long she would slow down while the demon showed no signs of tiring.

It jumped at her again, and again she retreated, clutching her tiny, naked knife. After the beast’s landing there was a small opening for a brief moment and she flung herself in range to deal a series of stabs. It felt like putting her knife in airy charcoal, cracking and crunching under the blade and burning inside with strange demonic flame.

Then, the demon’s leg shot out from under it so fast she couldn’t even see it, hitting her square in the chest. She could feel her body cave under the immense power and her feet left the ground. She flew and landed hard on the icy patch that Pardona had made earlier.

It was just awful.

When she tried to jump up, the pain left her unable to do so. She grunted and moaned involuntarily, sounding like some done, broken thing, wreathing there like a worm in the frozen grass.

The evil demon knew it had her now. It bared its dagger-long teeth and snarled hellishly, making her wish it would just get on with it and end her life.

It didn’t intend to toy with her, though. Instead, it readied itself and jumped high into the air above her. When she saw its face coming down, she knew that she would be dead in a few more moments. Rolling to the side would have meant getting crushed under the demon’s foot, useless.

After landing, it lunged out with its intact claw, but just ere it could strike did its face seem to light up and make it stop momentarily. A ray of sunlight had broken through the clouds above, hitting the demon in the eye. There was no time for contemplation.

Dari kicked herself up and slammed her knife in the demon’s belly, holding onto the hilt and drawing the blade down along the entire rump of the beast.

Sparks and ambers were all around her and she screamed and roared like a warrior, cutting, stabbing, again and again, screaming, roaring, howling, hating, murdering.

“Die!” She screamed.

And the demon obliged.

There was a thump in the air, a gust of strange wind, and the demon disintegrated into a mist of yellow dust that smelled awfully like rotten eggs and fire.

Krool hooted before anyone else could react: “Dari, Dari, kills demons in a hurry! Pardona is very wroth, it seems four horns are not enough! Dari, Dari, kills demons in a hurry!”

“She killed a Grakvaloth, single-handed!” Borbarad called out. “And with a profane blade, too! Tell me again, what was it, the might of all the Netherhells? Ah, the light of the habit!”

Dari’s body ached. She would be green and blue by tomorrow, but it didn’t feel as though she had broken a bone. Her knives lay on the ground amidst piles of sulphur and she went to gather them, keeping a hateful eye on Pardona all the while.

The white lady was dumbfounded, boiling to the brim with rage.

“You leave her be!” Borbarad warned. “She’s useful. Don’t make her prove it again or it might be your life she’s taking.”

Dari already contemplated throwing a knife at Pardona, but something told her she didn’t want to know what it felt like if the five-thousand-year-old sorceress really put her mind to it. A stalemate was as good as it got under the circumstances.

“And your Nirraven ploy?” Pardona asked, softening bitterly now.

“Let Varg wait a while,” He determined. “The Jake will only be half so useful without Janna and Laura.”

“What if we used them to improve the Jake?” Pardona urged. “Just to think about it, mh, six arms, four legs…six legs! Three times the stomping!”

Borbarad laughed: “They stomp well enough without your needlework.”

As they spoke, Krool sauntered over, skipping in his step and giving Dari looks of unbridled admiration.

“You kill well,” he said softly through his yellow grin. “Grakvaloths are real cunts.”

She chewed her lip so as not to blare out the truth right then and there. Her eyes sought the sky but found only clouds there, the ray of light gone.

‘Have I been saved?’ She wondered. ‘Was it a miracle or did I just get lucky?’

Had the demon even stopped? She was unsure of her own memory. It had all happened so quickly.

“I can show you a few spells,” Krool whispered. “Spells that will make you go even quicker.”

“It’s time,” Borbarad interrupted them. “We have an enchanted forest to cross, not to mention that curse. The only question is what will try to kill us first.”

Pardona objected sharply: “You cannot mean to go back in there! It would take weeks! The Impaler will grow suspicious of you! Do you even know how long I have laboured to bring you back?!”

Dari had no idea what the thing with Varg and the ogres was about, but she didn’t understand much of the rest either. Perhaps she’d ask Furio Montane what a Jake was, or a Nirraven, or who Pardona was, and what to do about Borbarad. Furio Montane would probably know what to make of all this, if she ever made it back to Honingen. She would rather have spoken to Léon, but Janna had killed him, never caring what far-reaching ramifications it might have.

Krool’s offer was intriguing, if anything. It was always better to be quick. Other than this, it was all she could do to tag along. And if in the depths of the Farindel opportunity struck and she could get rid of Borbarad for good then she would do it, and better yet if she could kill Pardona as well.

Much and more might happen or might have happened if Krool didn’t spoil her plans in the next instant when he suddenly whipped up his head.

“You go!” He told Borbarad briskly. “Dari and I will do it. We’re faster without you frail wizardly lot. I will teach her a few spells, see if I don’t.”

Amazingly, the black wizard seemed rather taken aback by this.

“Are you sure?” He asked. “This is no…”

“Go!” Krool laughed. “We’re safer without you, draw less of an eye from the trees.”

It was very bad, indeed.

-

“One would hope that a field so regularly ploughed would yield one good crop?” Niando Tuachall had quipped after Thorsten was done with his wife.

There was nothing like making love after a hard fight, and for all the absurdity with which Rondrachilles Cunning had comported himself, he had been a decent fighter. It was strange, for Thorsten their duel had endured mere moments, but when he looked at his falchion afterwards, it was nicked and scabbed all over, as if they had battled each other for over a hundred blows.

To be sure, a blade wrought so thinly and with an edge so sharp, it was bound to take damage. But the extent was surprising. He couldn’t keep it in any case, but Niando took him to a renowned swordsmith and bought him a similar weapon, longer and heavier this time. The Horasian couldn’t stop speaking about all the gold he would win by betting, and how everyone would look up to him.

“But perhaps next time we try to be less insulting,” he had laughed on their way home. “Throw a cup of wine in his face, or some such.”

Before any further duels, a visit at a surgeon was also required to see after Thorsten’s injuries. Only the cut on his face was of any worry, but it turned out that most of it was merely a deep, dark bruise. His nose had broken and the skin was torn at the top, but the man said it would heal quicker if he didn’t right it, so that was the path Niando chose.

It was all the same to Thorsten. At first, his nose was blocked from all the blood, but once that was washed out only his left nostril seemed to be working. That was all the nose he required, however, and he was somewhat eager to be fighting again, simply because it made him feel so much less queer.

And if some day, he’d have to fight his way to freedom, then the training surely served him better than letting his skills go to rust.

It turned out, however, that the beheading of Rondrachilles Cunning stirred up much controversy. True enough, duellists oft died of their wounds through blood loss, infection or a stab to the heart. Stabs through the eye, nose, mouth or throat were also not unheard of, and any injury of the brains was usually deadly. A beheading was rather uncommon, however, especially with such a renowned combatant and in a duel to the second blood only.

“Ha! Marvallo had that boy for years, earning him more coin than both his racehorses put together!” Niando had laughed in the wagon.

He did not laugh when soldiers banged upon his door two days later, coming to take Thorsten away. And all his pleading did nothing, not even lying and trying to convince them that Thorsten was just a pretender and not the Hetman's son at all.

Normally, the Emperor and his high court did not mix with the city’s petty nobles and moneyed folk, but word of the beheading at the duel must have somehow filtered through and drawn the interest of higher power. They put Thorsten in irons and took him to the most inner circle of walls where the palace of the Emperor stood, dwarfed by the massive, towering extravagance that was Vinsalt's Praios temple with its tall, painted windows.

There, he was led first to a guard post where they chained him to a table in front of some nondescript man in elegant blacks and a white quill in his hand, brooding over an empty page of parchment.

“I have the honour to be Signor Marabello,” said the interrogator with an apologetic smile. “I understand you are one Thorsten Hafthor Olafson?”

Thorsten nodded, wondering what this was and whether he would be tortured before his execution. The quill scratched over the paper, leaving lines of ink. But he could not read what was written.

The Olafson, son of Olaf the Terrible?” The man asked.

He gave another nod, eliciting more scratching.

“Tell me of Lionel Logue,” Signor Marabello demanded softly.

Perhaps to incline Thorsten to more speech than he had offered so far, or just as a common courtesy, he took a stone clay goblet and jug from the side of the table, placing them within reach of Thorsten's chains.

“Never met the man,” Thorsten shrugged as he poured himself a cup of red wine. “I met his brother, Léon. Saved his life, to hear him tell it. Heard the other one died.”

He took a swallow to wet his throat, finding the stuff sour and watery. Red wine wasn't a drink he particularly enjoyed, but it was better than nothing.

“Heard it from whom?” The man poked him with another question.

“A woman named Dari,” he answered before deciding to down his cup, using the opportunity to numb his senses in case the Horasian wanted to test the truth of his words by more physical means.

Scratch, scratch, scratch, “And do you think she told it true?”

Thorsten poured, drank and shrugged again: “I don't see why she would lie.”

He also didn't know what the blasted importance of that Lionel character was, apart from being Léon's brother. Léon was a good man.

“This Dari woman, she wouldn’t happen to have hailed from Gareth, per chance, would she?”

He didn't understand this question either, so he shrugged again. If the little woman had ever told him where she was from then he had forgotten. He couldn’t figure out why that would be important in any case.

“I never asked,” he replied before his curiosity got the better of him. “What’s this Lionel to you? Someone important, was he?”

He shouldn’t have asked it, he sensed. The wine was already working him over. He could stand his ground well as any Thorwaller where beer and mead were concerned, and even burning snaps. But wine was different.

Marabello’s hand slipped on the parchment, producing a strange sound from his quill and spraying some ink dots where they clearly didn't belong. The Horasian looked at the mess incredulous for a moment before smiling sourly and reaching for a blotting paper.

“Oh, just the...son of someone whose life is nearing its conclusion,” he beat the blotting paper onto the ink. “An estate, money, titles...heirloom, that sort of thing. Now, I understand you were given passage at Joborn by our honourable General Scalia under the condition that you raze the castle of Engasal. Is that so?”

“I didn’t do it,” Thorsten said at once with a laugh on his lips. “I took one look at it and decided it would take too long. We would have been frozen in on the river.”

Regrettably, there hadn't been much that they could plunder at Engasal either, as some other party had already ransacked the place and evidently killed everyone there. Based on a stone-tipped javelin he had found, Thorsten suspected the same kind of wild men he had fought once before already.

Marabello pursed his lips when he was done scratching: “You seem to admit quite freely to your betrayal.”

“You are going to kill me anyway,” Thorsten shrugged and drank. “Nothing I say is going to change that.”

He wondered if this was the end of his father's bloodline. His brothers were all dead but perhaps some of their children had survived somehow, somewhere. Thorsten himself did not have any offspring that he knew of, of course. Though perhaps Niando's wife would have a child by him, at least if those candles were any good. He was looking forward to hearing what his father would have to say about that.

Signor Marabello nodded sadly: “Aye, that is true, I am afraid. I would free you if I could. You have done great service to Horas by helping Léon Logue. But as it happens there are other considerations, the momentum of war, politics and the hearts and minds of the people. Killing you will be perceived as a victory, you see. And Hesinde knows, we need a victory…”

Thorsten understood well enough and he held no grudge against anybody. The only thing he resented was the accusation that he had helped Horas.

“Could you give me a few days, so I can grow my beard back?” He asked over his wine cup.

It would be dreadfully embarrassing having to sit in Swafnir's Halls without a beard. All his brothers would make fun of him. Other than that, he was ready and looking forward to his execution.

“That is beyond my control,” Marabello apologized. “Though I believe a beard might improve the perception. I shall certainly mention it.”

Thorsten nodded and downed his last cup, surprised when Marabello took his parchment and held it to the candle on the table. They watched the flames consume the words in silence before the soldiers were called upon to untie Thorsten from his seat.

“When you meet his Royal Magnificence, I must insist you do not take liberties,” Marabello told him outside the guard post. “It would be best for you to kneel. I know Thorwalsh knees do not bend easily, but might I ask this favour of you?”

Thorsten shook his head. Meeting the Horasian Emperor was a feat not even his father could boast of, so he was eager for it. But kneeling would ruin the story.

Marabello grimaced but seemed to concede, pressing on with sure, energetic steps into the palace. After a series of hallways stuffed with servants, they entered a huge, lavish audience hall where a group of petitioners pooled before the throne and nobles lined the walls, taking refreshments.

Thorsten's first thought was that he would have liked to plunder this room for riches. Even the ceiling and walls were decorated with gold. Huge portraits and mirrors framed with gold hung upon the walls, divided by silken curtains before glass windows. Velvet carpets were laid out on the floor, some showing pictures of all manner of things or just illustrious patterns. The wood underneath was shiny and black as night, likely pulled out of the vast rainy forests in the deep south where the Horasians maintained their colonies.

The Emperor himself sat upon a gargantuan golden chair on a pedestal, lording over all. Yet he was surrounded by so much luxury that one could not even see him.

A small, young man knelt before the throne with his head bowed, making an oath. He was lavishly dressed in a dark blue cloak with silver fur at the hem and collar, a sword on his belt and a golden crown on his head, albeit a rather tiny one compared to what Thorsten had heard some crowns were like.

“And that you shall faithfully discharge this duty,” the Emperor said with a thin, tired voice, “in my name and under the auspices of the gods, from now on, forever and ever, until the end of time.”

“I swear it!”

Priests pranced around in their colourful robes. The air was full of smells. There was the smell of incense, a horrible, stinking crop that believers in the Twelve fancied, but also the oppressive, flowery perfumes of the nobles in attendance, the smell of food and wine, but somehow yet the distinct stench of sweat and urine as well.

It was enough to make Thorsten gag.

As the priests launched into a hymn, a fat, elegant man with white curls approached Thorsten and Marabello near the entrance.

“Cyrill!” The man smiled, wobbling on like an avalanche of lard and smelling like lavender. “Oh, is that him? Frightfully tall! He will look wonderful! Here, have a look at this pamphlet. We have put together a play that is foolhardy and certainly not for the fainthearted!”

A small paper with writing on it exchanged hands. It had been printed, which was another fancy particular to the Horasians. Thorsten didn’t know how it worked exactly, only that it enabled one to create large amounts of useless writing in fairly short order.

This particular one featured a picture in black ink. It wasn't very clear but it seemed to depict a monstrously large woman about to stomp on a small figure that might have been a man.

“Captivating,” Marabello commented thinly. “Is this copperplate print here, in the middle? Is it possible to print the letters at the same time?”

“Of course not,” the other shook his head, chins wobbling. “We have it applied in two steps. Aye, it takes longer this way, but with all these Maraskans about, we have more than enough able workers. Plus, they take half the pay, work twice as hard, never fail at anything and never complain!”

Marabello nodded: “That must be why they are so beloved by the commoners.”

Thorsten dealt his captor a glance from the side because what he said did not reflect what could be heard on the streets. Quite the opposite, despite many Maraskan refugees’ friendly and even obedient behaviour, the common people were beginning to despise them. They took away all the work, it was said, and undercut the locals’ wages. That being not enough, their gods were queer and unheard of, their customs absurd and their foreign faces offensive to the Horasian eye.

To be fair, they did look rather funny with their thick black hair and flat features. But Thorsten had never met a nicer people.

“With this play we shall breathe great spirit into our cause,” said the man. “Those who see it will get to relive the fall of Thorwal, and all the better for us to have one of the real blood to play the part of Olaf!”

He was pointing to Thorsten with his eyes even while speaking as though it were in private.

“So this would be him,” Marabello pointed out the small man on the picture before shifting his finger to the large woman. “And this would be...”

“We have caught an ogress,” the other replied. “If we can tame her enough we can have her squash him in the Opera House. If not, well, the outside stage shall do. Perhaps that's even better? Larger audience, the more the merrier, as it were. We shall begin preparations momentarily.”

Marabello soured and shook his head: “Is that not excessively cruel?”

Thorsten understood now, at least partially. It wasn't a headsman’s axe that would slay him. But he was fine with it, having already resounded himself to death when they took him from Niando.

By rights, he should have been scared stiff. But if truth be told, it was just another tale he could tell his forefathers while they feasted unto eternity.

“I like it,” he told Marabello, sounding quite confident and also perhaps slightly mad. “Just don’t make me wait so long.”

Marabello dealt him a pitiful look before resuming the discussion: “Be that as it may, I fail to see how this serves our situation. Slaying a foe is one thing; tossing one before such a beast is quite another. The Rondrians are going to call it un-Rondrian and the Libertarians abject tyranny. It seems to remind me of how our current predicament started.”

He was referring to the two rebelling factions in the Empire, roughly speaking. In the Horasian Crown Convent, a congregation of selected people somewhat comparable to the Ottaskin in Thorwal, there were four gross factions. The first were the Hesindians who were deeply invested in progress and culture but held firm to the throne. Next came the Loyalists, sometimes called the Bospharaners.  They were the largest faction and tried to defend the status quo more than anything. The two factions that had split off and risen in revolt were the Rondrians, who wanted Horasia move back to Garethian feudalism up to and including the reintroduction of knighthood; and the Libertarians, who wanted to do away with nobility, slavery, guilds and a whole host of other things.

Thorsten barely understood anything about any of it but Niando had talked about it lengthily on occasion.

“Libertarians and Rondrianers!” The fat man laughed heartily. “The radicals crawling in bed with the reactionaries!”

“Even so,” Marabello argued, increasingly tense, “pamphlets have their uses, but they do not win wars.”

“Uh, what does win wars, pray tell me?” The other inquired with a raised brow.

“Gold!” Marabello stated as if it was perfectly obvious. “It buys soldiers and the means to arm them!”

His opposite tittered delightfully: “My dear Cyrill, you are so correct!”

Finnian ui Bennain – AlberniaWikiThe man gestured towards the middle of the throne room where the strange ceremony was slowly coming to a close.

“Finnian ui Bennain?” Marabello asked, perplexed.

The kneeling man stood now, revealing him as a slim fellow of middling height with long brown hair, keen brown eyes and the strangest tattoos on his face that bore some resemblance to the markings on runestones.

Thorsten recognized the name and crest of the King of Albernia. Thorwalsh pirates had in the past plundered Albernian ships as well, often leading to difficulties due to Albernia being part of the Garethian Empire and Thorwal being a Garethian protectorate.

“Aye,” the fat man said with a grin so wide it laid all the rest of his face in rolls like bales of cloth. “No longer King but Prince Finnian now, mind you. And the combined treasuries of Albernia and Havena with him, and quite a considerable army.”

“Does he know his principality may not be coming back to him just because he kisses the ring?”

The man swayed his head and wiggled his chins: “Yes and no. He will learn it, I am sure, in the fullness of time. At the appropriate juncture.”

Marabello didn’t seem convinced: “But doesn’t that place him rather high in the matter of succession? Thorsten here has just confirmed what we already knew about the death of…”

He broke off and hushed his voice, a flicker of utter terror across his face.

“Not directly,” the older man grinned. “And even still, it is certainly preferable over handing the throne to Gareth, no? Speaking hypothetically, of course.”

Marabello swallowed hard. He looked sick, as though he had drunk too much wine.

“Does…does the Comto Protector know of this?”

The other turned away his gaze, smiling into the room: “The Comto Marshall is in the field. We have sent word, of course, alas you know how it is with the turmoil of rebellion. Ah, I believe it is our turn at last!”

The foreign king bowed a last time before the throne and was stepping off, leaving a gap for the next petitioner to fill. Marabello grasped Thorsten’s arm to steady himself.

It was all the pity, Thorsten recognized when the three of them set themselves in motion. He had listened to the confusing conversation the entire time, wasting his thoughts instead of coming up with some good liberties he might be taking.

But it was all well and good. After all, he would be dead soon and he could boast in Swafnir’s Halls of how he met the Emperor of Horasia.

-

At one point in history, there had leaked a torture handbook of the CIA. Astonishingly, the techniques described in that book did not resemble those gruesome ones from the middle ages, such as the rack, burning with hot irons or crushing fingers, but seemed at face value to be rather mundane, such as sleep deprivation or having to spend a length of time in an uncomfortable position. Nevertheless were these techniques described as being much more effective than more invasive ones, in addition to being easier defensible if revealed. And it was in the Moorwatch dungeons that Laura got to discover why.

They were chained up on the wall, next to each other in a dark room that smelled like a latrine. A flight of stone steps went down from a wooden door that had a cross-barred window. The torch burning out there was the only source of light. There were additional chains and shackles all over the room, but Laura and Janna were the only people there. And there were additional sets of chains that would have allowed them a modicum of comfort, such as being able to lie down.

But their captors had not opted for those.

Instead, they were chained by their wrists at a height that did not allow them to sit, forcing them to stand there endlessly, shifting from one foot to the next. It wasn't long before Laura's legs started cramping, but she couldn’t stretch far enough to get relief because the chains were too short.

It was a truly miserable situation, and Janna's constant blaming didn’t exactly improve anything. And when Laura said that Janna's comparative lack of boyfriends back on Earth had been because of her constant nagging, it was the temporary end of their friendship.

“I'm sorry,” Laura tried after a while when the silence became so oppressive that she couldn’t take it anymore.

But it was useless.

Equally futile was the attempt of snatching some sleep in this position. Laura tried leaning against the cold, wet wall, hanging herself from her chains, twisting this way or that, nothing worked to get comfortable. In the beginning it felt like perpetually standing in the subway, but after a time her arms started to hurt abominably as well.

It was possible that she would have to spend the rest of her life like this, she reflected. Maybe it would get easier with time. But with more time, the only things that happened were that the pain got worse and a perishing thirst tormented her that grew to become even worse than her hunger.

In her mind, she weighed the pros and cons of licking the wall.

“We are going to die here,” she said into the gloomy emptiness of the dungeon. “If they don't give us water, big or not, we are going to die of thirst.”

She shuddered to think whether their captors knew this. Death might be a blessing at this point. But the way there...

She could hear crying from Janna's side and tried to come up with something she might say, remedying the bluntness of her words. But she came up short. The sobs and wails grew louder and louder until she almost couldn’t take it anymore. Then, they stopped completely and suddenly, which was almost worse.

Much to her amazement, however, Janna could be heard snoring a moment later. That made Laura so happy that she herself started to cry as well.

She reached out in her thoughts to the black wizard: ‘Save us! Take us away from here and make us big again! I will do everything you ask! Anything!’

It was like a prayer.

She half expected to find him sitting on the stairs, a jape and a told-you-so on his lips. But he never showed.

Instead, there was a flicker at the entrance to the dungeon, shadows dancing with the light of an approaching torch. She could hear clinking keys and the whispering of men.

“Best straw I ever drew. Too bad we don’t get to kill ‘em.”

“Girls die if you fuck ‘em hard enough. Never been on campaign?”

“These ones don’t. No need to hold back, boys.”

It was sickening to think about what was coming down that narrow stone corridor and a terror gripped her heart at once. She whistled at Janna while contemplating whether or not calling for help would be a good idea. Count Bragon took himself for an honourable man. Like as not he would have the men gelded if he found out. But the last time Laura had tried to predict what he would do it had landed her and Janna in these dungeons.

“What’s going on?” Janna moaned, half in sleep, still.

Laura answered coldly: “We’re getting raped.”

That woke Janna up good and proper.

The door at the top of the stairs flew open and in walked soldiers with thistles on their chests.

“Farindel's blessings to you, m'ladies,” the foremost man grinned. “We'll be your entertainment for the evening.”

He was a squat, broad-shouldered one with greasy black hair and a mean face. The man behind him was fat and huge, and then followed a rough, mongrel mix of more rapists. Laura counted ten men in total, which she took to mean that she would be accosted by at least five of them, probably more.

“Help!” Janna called out as loud as she could. “Help! Lord Bragon! Devona! Ardan! These men are raping us!”

“Bark all you want, you vicious bitch,” the first man told her. “No one is going to hear you.”

“I've got something here I can shove down yer throat if ye don't quit squealin',” said another man.

Laura tried her luck: “We'll remember your faces, though. Come morning, you'll all be gelded.”

That seemed to unsettle some of the men, but they still kept coming.

“I don't want to be a eunuch,” said the big man. “Quick, cover their eyes with something.”

They formed a half circle around the girls and the big man stepped forth to bury his meaty fist in Laura's face. It hurt only for a moment, of course, but the feeling of helplessness stayed. She resolved to close her eyes for the moment.

“Look at these teats,” another soldier changed the subject, quickly before Janna's chains rattled and she could be heard screeching at him to get his hands off her.

A man laughed and hollered, “Get them naked!”

“No!” Janna twisted and screamed.

When Laura felt a pull on her leg she opened her eyes, seeing a man sawing at her jeans with a dagger.

She loathed the idea of losing her only pair of pants and started to panic, but the cloth, having shrunk with her, did not part under the blade.

“What vile witchcraft is this?!” Asked the man trying to cut open Janna's pant leg. “I've sharpened it this morning!”

“Use mine,” suggested a small man, gross and uncomely.

But a smarter one interfered: “They're wearing armour! Pull the damn things off!”

Laura quickly interlocked her feet in an attempt to deny them, but the big man effortlessly untangled her while three men wrestled with Janna who was kicking like a horse.

‘If I ever get big again,’ Laura thought, ‘I will smash this castle and everyone inside.’

The big man finally got her pants down to around her ankles and pulled out his cock. It was small compared to the rest of him, quite red and crooked. She had never seen an uglier penis.

She could smell the dark ale on his breath as he buried his fat face in her neck. He had hands like hams and fingers like sausages. There was nothing she could do to get him off of her. He lifted her bodily, making her despair over her own lack of weight. She could’ve popped him like a zit before shrinking and now she was but a toy in his arms.

She could feel the tip of his penis on her vaginal lips while he breathed into her ear: “Now you get what you deserve, little girl!”

His voice was dull, his head bald and he had a double chin. That was all she knew. Hate filled her heart and tears her eyes, blurring her mind and vision. She was boiling inside and it finally went over the edge.

“Why do I deserve it, did I smush someone you knew?”

He stopped and pulled away, his tiny blue pig eyes staring at her. She had hit a nerve.

“Daughter? Son?” She mocked him. “Or wife? Did I smoosh your little wifey?”

She laughed cynically. It was the only thing that made sense.

When he buried his hairy, ham-sized fist in her belly, she had to stop for a moment. She couldn’t breathe and felt the severe pain, but then it was as though he had never hit her at all.

‘Kill me,’ she suddenly thought. ‘Kill me now!’

She was going to say something else but it was already enough. Some people were practically silos of penned-up rage and it could take surprisingly little to set them off like a bomb.

He grabbed her head and slammed it against the wall screaming: “You killed my son! You killed my son! You killed him! You killed him! He was my boy!”

The other men gave shouts of alarm which Laura could hardly hear over her skull crashing against the stone. She knew she would be alright but for the moment all she could see was stars as her brain was continuously being battered.

It took four to pull him off of her and she was dazed for several seconds. For half a heartbeat there was a head-splitting pain behind her temple. And then it was gone, as though someone had flipped a switch. She was only mildly out of breath.

“Will you fuck her or no?” A smaller man asked the big man. “Because if you don't then I will. She wiped out all my family, see? Least thing I can do is give her some payback.”

He didn't sound wrathful. If anything, he sounded remarkably calm and calculating, as if it was an equation he wanted to solve. This frightened Laura more than all the rage and strength of the big man.

On balance, as well, it seemed as though the brief altercation had turned sombre the moods of at least half of the men. But this small, mean fucker seemed only more determined.

“Why don't we just kill them?” Asked a younger one, younger than Laura even. “Cut their throats and be done with it!”

The evil man sighed: “Have you been listening? They won’t fucking die!”

“Aye, but you will,” an angelic voice spoke into the room from the top of the stairs. “If I tell my father. Make haste now, before I can see your faces.”

It was Devona Fenwasian, a torch, two blankets and wine.

-

Dari felt weightless. Her feet touched the leaves and thin, fragile branches at full force, but they held her as though she were a feather. And she ran fast. She couldn’t hear when she ran at this speed, nor really see anything other than what was directly ahead of her. Krool had shown her these things, and she loved them.

Three spells he had taught her. And three spells she had learned. Just now she still remembered how she was able to do all the things she did without this unnatural help, but she knew as well that there would come a time when she would forget.

The Treetop Walk was the first spell, allowing her to tread on leaves and branches as though they were solid ground, thus enabling her to walk on top or inside of trees, vanishing here, popping back up there as she pleased. So long as there were trees, no one would ever catch her.

Axxeleratus was the second spell, and an even more powerful one. It allowed her to outrun even the swiftest arrows and made her hands quicker than the eye could see. This was how Krool had caught her knife, she knew, and she couldn’t even begin to fathom all the things she might do with this gift. The problem was that it didn’t last for very long.

Krool told her there would be a few souls camped out by Winhall’s ruins, peasants returned to the land from whence they had been driven when Janna and Laura came. He told her to slaughter a few of them, try out her new abilities in combat. So, she ran to the city, miles and miles away, faster than any horse but not the least bit tired for it.

Each time her spell ran out its power, she had to enchant herself anew, each time getting better for it.

But Krool had warned her, there was an end to her powers, and not having enjoyed long, extensive training, this point would come sooner than she might like.

This didn’t seem to be a problem at first, however.

The walls of Winhall were mostly intact, and any way inside was either barred or guarded by the newly returned peasantry, all in a very crude and makeshift fashion. To overcome the walls, Krool had shown her the third spell, the Walk of the Spider.

This spell made her climbing skills somewhat obsolete, which rubbed her pride a little, but it was nevertheless useful. With it, she could put her hands and feet to any surface, and they would stick there as though they were covered in sap. She could have climbed up a plain wall of polished marble with this spell had she wanted to, and it was very easy to get atop Winhall’s walls.

Inside, the picture was not like anything the mighty fortifications would have led one to expect. There had been houses built in rows once, on either side of roads. These formed large squares that had been pastures, fields and orchards. It had to have been an idyllic kind of town.

Now, there were old, giant footprints still visible everywhere, all the houses destroyed and the trees trampled like flowers. From atop the battlements it looked like a child’s creation wrought of sticks and leaves, trampled apart by a jealous other. Dari could only imagine how many people had perished here, little more than afterthoughts and gory imprints of their former selves, every fibre of their bodies squashed to mincemeat. Janna and Laura had even picked apart the keep, a mighty round stone building, judging by the sorry rest of its foundations and the field of rubble around it.

They would have eaten their fill too, she judged, devouring countless people to quench their hunger as she had seen them do. Men, women and children, everyone would have become their meal.

Could Borbarad be this evil? Or would he be worse? It was a question Dari had no answer to, and neither anyone who could help her discuss it.

A few peasants used the town for shelter now, as a guard against thieves and wildlife, having erected new hovels up against the walls near the gates. They wouldn’t know the answer either, so Dari had no desire to go and speak with them. But neither did she want to slay them senselessly.

There had been a time when, spell or not, she would have murdered them all without a second thought. Now, though, it was an entirely different matter.

It was evening at the time, and the day had been hard on her, learning these new skills from the mad, black fool. Once he got to teaching, he was much more collected, but every now and then he would break out into fits of singing, violence or foolery, and it was very difficult to be around him then.

Dari crawled down the inner side of the walls, using the shadow to conceal herself. The peasants had built fires where they sat and cooked their sorry meals, enjoying the evening for a time before turning into their hovels.

‘I won’t kill them,’ she told herself in her mind. ‘They have done nothing wrong. I will just go by them.’

It felt eerie, walking the path of destruction on the ground, and it reminded her of how small she felt when the giantesses stood above her. It all came back to who would be worse, she thought, them or Borbarad and Pardona. She didn’t even really know what worse meant. White bones bleached by sunlight stuck out of the ground beside her. How could one set free again such an evil?

But if Borbarad was worse and summoned a horde of demons, or any other such things, Laura and Janna could trample them just as easily. What if they were humanities only hope?

She sighed, going ahead. What role the ogres might play, she had not even considered yet, nor the rift that seemed to exist between Borbarad and Pardona.

“Who goes there?!” She was challenged when drawing close to the collection of dwellings.

Men climbed to their feet and reached for their weapons, clubs, scythes, thrashing flails, but also spears and long knives, and one man challenged her with a crossbow.

She worked the Axxeleratus at once in silence, the way Krool had shown her. Crossbows were great equalizers which was why knights hated them. A boy could be taught how to use one in a day, and so long as a quarrel was loaded he could bring down even a king if he was lucky.

“A weary traveller!” She replied, drawing closer. “May I warm myself at your fire?”

“Piss off!” A hard woman spat from behind, a wooden hoe on her hand. “We don’t want you here!”

“Who you serve?” The crossbowman asked, fingering the trigger.

Dari was asking herself the same question.

“I don’t know!” she admitted.

Someone somewhere laughed.

“Sounds like you should go to Honingen,” the man replied. “They don’t know neither, I hear. How’d you get in here anyhow, ‘s there a hole back there we didn’t plug yet?”

She’d rather not answer the last part. It made her neck tingle a little.

Krool had talked to her about that as well, saying that her ability to sense danger would slowly subside the more she became able to use magic intentionally. She was worried about that, seeing how this particular gift had saved her life on several occasions.

She reconsidered her view towards the people in front of her. For one thing, there were now uncomfortably many of them, two dozen at least, too many for her to take on without having to worry. Also, they were being unnecessarily discourteous towards her. After all, she was just one, small woman, alone in the encroaching night with no shelter nearby.

“You should be ashamed of yourselves,” she scolded them. “Here I am, a traveller on the road in need of help, and you turn a crossbow on me.”

A few of the other weapons were lowered and their beholders blushed with shame. But not so the crossbow man.

“Those who need help have to pay with truth,” he declared. “Now, for the last time before I feather you, who do you serve?!”

She decided she didn’t like him, but she wouldn’t kill any of the others if it could be avoided.

“Death,” she answered and leapt sideways at once.

The crossbow thrummed, but the bolt passed her by harmlessly, vanishing into the twilight behind her.

“Farindel take you!” The crossbow man said before dying with her blade in his heart.

She saw the reactions of the others, the shock, the rage, the anguish, and the weapons swinging at her head. It was almost trivial to dodge them, she found, to dance around them and pretend to stab them all to death.

She made her knife point stop at their skin, for she did not wish to kill them, but she could have undone them all had she wanted to.

She could go right through their midst and there was not a thing they could do to stop her.

Ultimately, she spider-crawled up the wall and out of their sight, and tried to run all the way back to Krool and their little camp by the road.

It was on the run back then that her powers subsided and the spells would not work anymore. Worse yet, she felt empty and tired as well, and her head started to throb like after heavy drinking.

She had to walk slowly all the way back instead, feeling every one of her bones, and she finally understood Krool’s lesson.

‘Don’t squander your powers.’

Back there, he already had a new lesson for her: Mibeltube.

“Takes the edge of your day and makes it smooth,” he grinned. “Beats sleep and meditation if you ask me. Hoo-hoo-hoo-ha-ha-ha-hah!”

He taught her how to smoke the herb as well, a peculiar method whereby he formed a funnel with a leaf which he stuck into a bowl formed with his hands from where he sucked the smoke into his mouth. She coughed her lungs out when her turn came, but soon after inhaling did the pain behind her temple go away.

She dreamt of the Grakvaloth that night, very vividly, and after each time she awoke did she find herself drenched in cold sweat. When Krool woke her the next morning she was still affected by the Mibeltube, planless, confused and drowsy. And when they had eaten and drunk a little bit of wine, he insisted on smoking more.

“If your powers fail in there,” he nodded towards the Farindel at the outskirts of which they had made their camp, “you’re dead.”

They set out slowly and mundane. The sky was overcast but for a pillar of light over the forest. It had been there the day before as well. Krool carried the provisions and his lute, but the load did not seem to encumber him very much. The woods grew redder around them as they walked, but other than the unnatural colour there wasn’t anything particular at first that would have made it different.

She was asking Krool questions the entire time about himself, Borbarad and Pardona, but he dodged them all with Axxeleratus speed. He wielded his madness like a shield, talking gibberish or laughing in his awful, shrill way, and if he couldn’t get away with it he would just call her mad. His armour was impenetrable.

Then her neck began to tingle and the red forest started to fight back at them.

A huge, hairless rat, red as blood, was the first thing it threw at them. It had long, terrible teeth and was the size of a pig. Or perhaps it had been a pig once. It was hard to tell.

Krool smashed its head with his lute, allowing Dari to slice it open at the belly.

Then two more of these monsters came. And four more the third time, strange eight-legged roes that bayed for their blood. They were still able to fend all of them off, but each time, it got harder.

She should have stolen spears at Winhall.

When a hairless, red bear with two heads attacked them, Krool decided that it was time to speed things up.

They climbed a tree and started walking on top of the leaves instead of beneath them, and they used their Axxeleratus as well. This way, they could outrun the horrors below, barking, snarling and howling after them.

Then, however, the very trees started to join the fight. Krool made the mistake of stepping onto a live one which thanked him for it by bending sideways and letting him fall to the ground.

“Don’t stop!” He shouted at Dari, but she was so terrified that she had wasted no thought on saving him anyway.

He showed up again shortly after with his lute in splinters and minus the provisions on his back, and a part of his motley in ribbons.

“No good,” he said. “Watch out!”

He pulled her aside, yanking her out of the flight path of another screaming, red rat. The trees were apparently grabbing animals now and flung them like catapults, which was a thing Krool had clearly not foreseen would happen.

He had also not accounted for the birds. A cloud of fluttering red started to rise before them from the forest, moving together like a giant hand that descended upon them.

Dari felt the hundreds of tiny beaks, claws and wings as she and Krool smashed into the swarm. It was all she could do to shield her eyes as her skin and clothing were torn to bloody shreds.

“Faster!” Krool bid her, screaming, but her grasp of the Axxeleratus could not yet compare to his.

He had her jump on his back instead, carrying her along and propelling himself to such velocity that she had trouble holding on. Krool wasn't tall, far as men went, but fiercely strong and at speed the odour that came off him wasn’t so bad anymore.

He plunged down in among the branches, avoiding living trees trying to squash them like mice, got down to the floor and up again, alternating his ways so that whatever the forest did to kill them was always one step behind.

Soon, the worst seemed to be behind them. They were deep and thick into the red, but there weren’t monsters anymore, nor living trees. If anything, it became eerily quiet.

They paused in a grove of trees to rest a while.

“A lot of noise we made,” Krool whispered. “More than I wanted to. This curse is worse than any I've ever seen.”

Dari agreed silently, catching her breath. It was as though the Farindel had a mind of its own.

“How come its so silent here?” She asked softly. “It's almost too quiet.”

“Might be the master knew of our plight,” Krool offered. “Might be he drew the dark fairy elsewhere.”

“He cares about us that much?” She asked, almost laughing.

It seemed absurd, and again Krool didn't answer her question.

“The food is gone,” he said instead. “And our wine. We're lucky I still have some Mibel...”

“Shh!” Dari made when her neck began to tingle like an anthill. “Something’s not right!”

From the corner of her eye she saw one of the trees that formed the grove move ever so slightly. She took Krool by the hand at once and yanked him along with her, out, out of that grove. The fool understood and dashed forward, pushing her.

Behind them, the Grove snapped shut like a giant trap, crushing everything inside it beneath its many arms, like some giant sea monster on land.

‘When did all my foes become so big?’ Dari wondered.

It was a reflection upon the fact that not so long ago the worst thing she needed to worry about were city guards, executioners and perhaps the odd traitor. Now there were giants and ogres, age-old sorcerers, demons, and the very trees trying to end her.

“I yearn for a little less magic in my life,” she sighed.

Krool made a face somewhere between amusement and disgust: “Still think yourself useless?! Come!”

The forest grew less intense from then on, it seemed. But that was only an illusion. Instead of trying to break their bodies, the cursed wood soon switched tactics and waged war upon their minds.

“We’ve been here before,” Dari said time and time again after noticing a tree or a rock she had seen already.

“You’re mad,” Krool determined each time and pressed onward.

Climbing to the very top of the trees and standing on the canopy of red leaves did not tell her anything either. There was thick snow falling everywhere outside of the woods, and there were no landmarks within its boundaries to go by. She knew neither direction nor distance anymore.

“Here, these are our own footprints!” She pointed to a muddy puddle and placed her foot inside to prove her point.

“Ha, ha, ha!” Krool barked. “You are seeing things! Do not believe your eyes! And do not drink the water! I don’t care how thirsty you are.”

It was truly maddening.

After enough instances of this, she became so confused that she had to reassure herself of where up and down were. But when she looked upwards to the skies, the whole world seemed to tilt and she fell upwards, rushing into the great blue nothing before it all turned red and she plummeted hard upon the ground. It knocked the wind out of her and made her bruises hurt, and for a moment there she felt truly lost.

“Stop stumbling, we’re almost there,” Krool said, dragging her with him.

Perhaps she was going mad, she thought. And perhaps Krool was already so mad that the Curse couldn’t harm him. He certainly knew how to be mad and still accomplish things, which was more than she could say for herself.

After another while she turned her head to look at him again but he was suddenly gone, the sounds of his walking that she had heard all this time vanishing along with the realization. She panicked and stumbled through the woods calling out his name. Now nothing looked the same anymore, not even the way she had come.

Ice-cold fear gripped her heart and she doubled back, but once again nothing was as she had left it. Moreover, the woods were not red anymore but green, the colour they should be. She found a rivulet and an idyllic little pond, and fairies, tiny little women with dragon- and butterfly wings, were dancing there.

She recoiled, horrified, stumbling back, falling, crawling, scrambling.

“Krool!” she screamed. “Krool!”

A girl stared at her from the distance, two or three, judging by her size. She had golden eyes and green-brown skin and the same kind of wings on her back as the fairies.

“Have you come to play?” The child's voice asked in her head, impenetrably loud.

Dari turned and ran, but after two steps her eyes opened to the exact same scene with the girl.

“Can you sing Coill banríon for me?” the child asked.

Dari had no idea what that meant and this seemed to enrage the girl so much that she screeched: “Siiiiiiiing!”

The shrill voice pierced Dari's ears like daggers. Her very brains felt as though they were on fire. She shielded her ears with her hands and threw herself down, wreathing left and right and kicking the soil to get herself away.

When she opened her eyes again, she was looking at Krool who was shaking her as though she were a dirt bucket.

“Stop screeching!” He snarled. “You'll bring the whole bloody wood down on us!”

The girl was gone. The green was gone. Everything was red.

“I want to go home,” she croaked softly through the beginnings of tears.

Her heart was beating so mad that it impeded her breathing.

Krool laughed cruelly and lifted her up: “You idiot. You don’t have a home.”

The woods grew lighter around them from there, less thick, and the moonlight was strong. After another while they reached the outskirts of a great and terrible bog, the plains of water and mud glistening in the moonlight, interrupted by the shadows of gnarled trees.

“We have to stick to the path here,” Krool said. “There’s a castle somewheres in there. Your giant friends are inside.”

It didn’t make any sense.

“There’s no castle in the world they would fit in,” she protested. “And they are not my friends.”

Again, Krool only laughed in response.

Borbarad had said that Janna and Laura were at Whispermoor. Dari had pictured all manner of things, but not a castle. The combination presented them with a conundrum. They could either cross the bog safely in broad daylight or attack the castle under the cover of night. They opted for the latter, walking a causeway in twilight with deep, black bog on either side them that Krool said would swallow them up and kill them if they fell in.

It was just the thing Dari wanted to hear with her feet blistered, legs cramping and eyes yearning desperately for sleep. But there was no arguing.

-

Honinger Crackers. They were served in a bowl of hot peas pottage and came with a small side of mustard and honey, a lovely, if mundane dish.

Linbirg stared at the bowl after taking her first bite, thinking nothing of it at first.

‘What was his name again?’

She couldn’t remember. His hair was red, his smile brazen and gap-toothed. And he had had such lovely boyish eyes.

“Something wrong with it, milady?” Asked the serving woman.

How long she had been in this damned room, she did not know. It had to have been weeks at this point, and something had happened. She didn’t know what, but it seemed that she was no longer the centre of attention, if she had held that status at any point in time.

A certain restlessness was in the air. Much was going awry. No loud noises were to be heard in the palace, except for whenever Franka screeched at her servants from the top of her lungs.

Something was happening. Linbirg could feel it in her bones.

She shook her head all the same. Surely, the boredom and resignation were making her see things. They were just sausages and mushy peas, and a lovely little spoonful of mustard and honey. Only the sausages tastes exactly like the one the boy had given her.

“No,” she said, and took another one.

Crack!

The crunchy skin parted under her teeth, but soon they were opposed by something unfamiliar. She felt it with her tongue. It was paper.

“Are you certain?” The serving woman inquired. “You don't seem to be liking it, I can have them cook you something else.”

The servants attending to Linbirg had been a lot more appreciative of their task as of late, ever since the old lady apparently turned into a raging dragon. With her chambermaid especially Lin had established something that might almost be called a friendship of sorts.

She stuffed the paper into her cheek and swallowed, quickly taking another bite and a spoon of porridge.

Opportunity to look at this strange object came only after she had eaten the whole entire supper, and the serving woman stood to clear away the dishes.

The headsman at the door was still there, but he was napping, as usual.

‘It's surely nothing,’ she thought as she fished the object from her mouth, trying to dampen her excitement. ‘Just a bit of dry skin slipped into the stuffing.’

But it was paper, Honinger laid paper, in fact, made from old linen rags. It had been rolled up tightly and secured with a thin thread of leaf.

Her fingers shaking, she unrolled it, finding to her great dismay not writing but some silly picture.

‘Is this a jape?’ She thought. ‘Is someone mocking me?’

Hard to see at the small size, there seemed to be a lady atop a tower beneath a full, round disk in the sky. Below the tower was water, and an arrow pointed to it downwards from the lady.

‘Do they want me to kill myself?’

But there was a boat as well, on the far side of the water, next to an owl. That part, she wasn’t too sure about. It would pay to keep an eye out, however, as unlikely as it was.

The disk in the sky could be either sun or moon, but jumping into the lake in broad daylight would surely result in being seen. The disk appeared to stand at its highest point as well, right at the edge of the paper.

‘Midnight?’

She stuffed the drawing down her bodice and turned to the serving woman: “Is it a full moon tonight?”

The window was barred by glass but could be opened to let in fresh air, as was usually done in the morning while Linbirg was still under her covers. The problem was that her foot was still enclosed in a shackle.

The woman gaped at her: “Why yes, Milady! Can you feel it? I can never sleep when Mada's Mark is full.”

Strangely, she threw a brief glance at the headsman and blushed.

“So do I,” Linbirg lowered her head and smiled. “But I feel it helps to look at it for a while before bed. Could you take off my shackle so I can sit by the window for a while and gaze? Please!”

“I'll...” the woman looked to the snoring executioner by the door. “Won't that be cold?”

“I'll just wear my covers!” Linbirg exclaimed happily. “Please, I couldn’t stand a whole night tossing left and right, and it chafes my skin so!”

The woman sighed but ultimately complied after getting Linbirg ready for bed. The executioner was not entirely in favour of the idea but was ultimately persuaded when the serving woman touched him lightly on the arm. Linbirg was not under guard at night. Prisoner or not, the Galahans possessed enough honour not to lock a young lady in a room with a man who might take advantage of the situation, at least not for long periods of time.

It was bloody freezing outside, and the moon was full. Below, where the moat was not dipped in shadow, the light reflected like crystalline rock, and there was a clean, long reflection of the moon in the middle of it all.

‘Behold the freezing moon,’ she thought queerly, and shuddered at the grim realization that the moat was covered in ice.

If she jumped, she would shatter. And if not that, then she would freeze to death and drown. It was stupid. She closed the window and slipped into her bed to get warm again, cursing herself for being such a fool.

She could feel a cough in the back of her throat and her nose itching already. The room was cold and she was alone. It was all she could do to roll up like a cat and sleep the night away.

Midnight was still long hours hence. And like as not, the drawing had merely been a silly joke. Or worse, it was some plot concocted by Countess Franka, like the one to kill that wizard and confine Linbirg here.

‘The sausage, though...’

She looked at the drawing again, then crushed it in her fist. If it was true, then she would go to Mara and the others and have them lay Galahan Palace low. She would have the old lady torn limb from limb and hang one bit of her from every gate of Honingen.

‘And then?’

Revenge was obvious. What to do next was a much greater issue. The titanic monsters had not returned yet, and it increasingly seemed as though they never would. If she could regain control over her ogres, that left Linbirg in a very powerful position, surely.

‘To the Netherhells with them all.’

She pulled on the simple dress she had been given to wear and got the fur-lined cloak they put her in when taking her to see Mara. She was tying up her shoes when suddenly the key scraped in the heavy wooden door.

Lin had never jumped back beneath her covers quicker.

In the gloomy light, the serving woman was shuffling through the room to the window, making sure it was firmly closed. On her way back, she came by the bed. Linbirg, pretending to sleep, almost started crying, expecting the shackle to be put on to her ankle once more, at which point it would also be discovered that she was dressed. But the serving woman didn’t even look at her feet, only standing there for a moment before pulling up the covers a bit tighter. Then she left again, quickly as she had come.

And she didn’t even lock the door.

Linbirg waited with bated breath.  Nothing happened, not for a very long time. With a beating heart, she snuck to the door and pushed it open, half expecting an ambush. If the old lady was looking for a pretext to kill her, then maybe this would explain the strange things occurring tonight.

But behind the door there was nothing, only the stairwell leading down into the palace. She stopped and listened, hearing a soft scratching on wood, like from a rat scavenging for food. It seemed to find a scrap eventually and munched it noisily in the darkness.

A light source would be good to have if she went down the tower, but then again nothing would be surer to give her away. She knew, roughly, where there were things that might make noise if she bumped into them, from those times she had been presented to the ogres with a knife at her throat. And her shoes were not particularly loud.

‘I wish I was brave,’ she thought, still standing there.

Her father had taught her that bravery meant being able to act despite being afraid. That thought gave her courage.

She was down the first flight of steps before she even knew it, and despite not clearly knowing what she wanted down there. She could either go left or right now, or continue downwards, but she could hear a patrolling guardsman and see the light of his lantern at the end of the right corridor.

She opted to go left, past doors left and right that had rooms with windows opening to the outside or the courtyard respectively. All doors were shut but there was a burning taper on the floor that someone must have irresponsibly left there, just next to one of the pillars in the wall that held up the roof above them. Such things were a great fire hazard, and some servant would surely have the skin off their back if the countess found out.

Linbirg thought about retrieving it in hopes of perhaps finding a way out of the castle that didn’t involve jumping into ice-cold water. It was a forlorn vanity, to be sure, and perhaps she would have done better just to wait for midnight and jump if there was any hope at all.

“Be quiet!” A familiar, male voice grunted to her right, yonder the light of the taper.

Her heart jumped. She could hear a woman suddenly, too, breathing heavily out of the shadow created by the large stone pillar in the wall. As she edged around, she could see the back of the headsman with his britches around his knees, and just at the edge a of skirt belonging to the serving woman.

She knew what they were doing, of course. There hadn’t been feasts often at Lionstone, but they had observed the traditional days of celebration such as the harvest day, and on such occasions much ale and even wine was drunk in their halls, leading to many a large male hand slipping up or down a serving woman’s skirts. Delightful squealing and other noises could be heard later.

Seeing the scene in the gloomy light fascinated Linbirg. There was something animalistic about it, a dirty, physical act that was as natural as anything but still had to be carried out very much in secret. In the songs it was all feelings and flowers. Here it was raw meat, rough hands, grunts and the shuffling of feet.

A part of her wished she could be that serving woman.

She had to pry her eyes away from the rhythmic movement and turn back the way she had come. The patrolling guardsman down the other corridor had apparently decided to take a rest, leaving only one way open to her besides going back, further down another flight of steps into the palace.

She was familiar enough with this way too. It was the quickest route to the outside, but at this time the drawbridge would be pulled up, making escape impossible.

There was a door in the cellars somewhere, opening right atop the lake. It was a postern gate of a fashion, even though its position stood out to anyone with eyes, and servants sometimes used the rowing boat tied up on the bank to haul cargo straight into the cellar that way.

That door had to be well-guarded, however, so as to prevent intruders breaking in, making the winterly palace into a veritable prison. The more she thought about it, the more she had to concede that jumping into the cold water was the only option. Hopefully the ice wasn’t too thick.

But when she arrived at the stairs, she found herself suddenly confronted with a man coming up from below. She could barely see him in the gloom. He looked odd, with a huge bulbous head and large, almond-shaped eyes. She was startled by him so much that she almost shrieked. It was all she could do to turn her head away and haste up the stairs as quietly as possible, hoping against hope that he mistook her for one of the servants.

Absurdly, she saw him turn on his heel and do very much the same in the opposite direction. She didn’t know what to make of that before she could hear his voice.

“Shhh! Little girl!” He whispered up at her, his feet no longer moving.

She halted too, swallowing hard. His voice had a hint of some very strange accent to it, one she had never heard before. It wasn’t very strong, however, and his voice was very soft and soothing.

“Little girl! Are you the one from the tower? The girl that killed the wizard?”

‘No!’ She wanted to say, but no words left her lips.

She could hear him climb after her, her feet frozen in place and her mind cursing herself for being so afraid.

“Have no fear,” he went on, climbing. “Have you escaped from your cell too?”

‘Too?’ She thought. ‘Was he another prisoner of Franka's?’

If so, then they were allies, surely. Or at least they had a foe in common.

“Did you put the paper in the sausage?” She whispered when he stepped into her sight.

Light fell from her room through the open door, illuminating him a little more. His head was bulbous not on account of malformation but a long snow-white cloth that he had wrapped around his head to form a very complicated kind of hat. He also wore robes that were strangely cut but wrought in a very expensive-looking blue. His skin was copper, his goatish beard sprinkled with white. And he had big, almond-shaped eyes.

“Paper sausage?” He asked, clearly perplexed. “Is this a riddle? My customs forbid the touching of pork, little girl. Pray forgive me, I do not understand.”

It all fell into place in her head. She had heard tales of these people who shunned pigs and dwelt where the sun burned so relentlessly that it turned their skin brown even before birth and made men and women hot-headed.

“What do you want?” She asked him, dropping the issue.

“Escape!” He whispered feverishly. “The same as you, I gather? Do you know a way out?”

She hesitated for a moment while on his face the pleading expression rested.

“I do not know you,” she finally said. “If I knew how to escape, why should I tell you?”

“Because I am your friend!” He replied. “I know you have not committed this murder!”

This was very obviously a trap. The only way he could know was if Franka had told him. Nevertheless, it felt good to hear him say it. The servants were mostly friendly now, but just after her renewed imprisonment they had treated her like a demon and called her murderer.

“I thank you,” she replied courteously, “but I do not wish to escape. I have everything I need here. All I wanted was stretch my legs a little. Good night.”

She turned and went up the steps wondering if she should call for the guards in order to ingratiate herself more believably, but on the off chance that he was genuine she decided against it.

“Do you know the countess is going to kill you?” The man asked.

She stopped again, weighing his words. It didn’t make sense.

“Is she?” She asked. “Why now? She had weeks and weeks to do it and all she’d need do is give the word.”

He pulled back slightly.

“I do not know why, little girl,” he confessed. “All I know is they are building gallows for you. They will hang you for murder.”

That made even less sense. Commoners were hanged, nobles customarily beheaded. But perhaps they thought differently about her, given that she was still a child by law. She was uncertain. All she knew was that she didn’t trust this stranger.

‘And the drawing in the sausage?’

The circumstances told her that it was part of whatever ploy this was. But the sausage was the red-haired boy’s, no doubt about it. It seemed excessive and paranoid, even for Franka Salva Galahan.

If Linbirg was hanged, then Marag's Children would break out and flee. And with a bit of luck they would cause quite a bit of damage in the process. Lin wouldn’t be around to see it, however, so the thought was only of little consolation.

‘If it is true.’

She tried to test him: “How do you know I did not kill Master Furio?”

The man swallowed and lowered his head: “Because I made the poison that did. I made it at the behest of the countess to kill the two giant women. When the giantesses left and did not return, and she sought my cell to have me poison a bit of pipe weed instead, I knew she had resolved to slay my colleague. I should have...”

He broke off, sounding tortured. Linbirg felt bad for him.

“It wasn’t your fault,” she tried to console him softly. “You had no choice. The countess might have killed you.”

“Death is nothing,” he lamented. “I should have refused or made a weaker substance to keep him alive.”

She shook her head: “Then one of her knights would have smothered him with a pillow. If Franka wanted him dead there was nothing to be done.”

“You are very wise, little girl,” he conceded solemnly. “Now, will you take me with you, escape from this palace?”

She was still unsure. He might still be Franka’s creature.

“How did you escape from your cell?” She asked. “I mean, how do I know you are truly a prisoner here?”

He smiled mildly: “My guards eat my scraps and drink my old wine. It was an easy thing. I have done this on many a night, but this is the first time I saw you.”

His voice was full of respect, as though he thought her some master of the shadows.

She swallowed to set him right: “The servant left my door unlocked. I got lucky, is all.”

“Oh,” he seemed disappointed. “Then, do you know how to escape from this palace?”

She wrestled with her thoughts for a moment before giving him the nod.

“I have received a note,” She dug it out of her bosom and handed it to him. “It was hidden inside a sausage.”

As soon as she said sausage, he dropped the paper like a hot cinder.

“Rashtullah,” he muttered a prayer, “forgive this unworthy servant, for I have sinned.”

It was truly silly.

She crouched and snatched the paper from them steps before urging the strange man to follow her into her room. She didn’t feel very sure about it, but on the other hand was it good to hear another opinion. With the moonlight from the window, she held out the paper for him to study it.

“This is a childish plan,” was his verdict after another while. “Who drew this?”

“A butcher’s boy,” she said. “I do not know him very well, but I know his sausage.”

He gave her an uncouth look before returning his gaze to the paper, “They want you to jump into the moat at midnight?”

She pressed her lips together: “It seems the only way out. I fear the ice on the lake, though.”

“It is not thick yet,” he replied immediately. “But if your butcher’s boy does not make for a good fisherman we might drown. Can you swim, little girl?”

She shook her head. The bogs in the Bordermark were too dangerous. One might go in and never come out again when one’s feet became stuck inside the mud.

“I have thought about this too,” he continued. “There is a potion that allows the breathing under water. But I lack a crucial ingredient.”

He went to the window and opened it, peering outside.

“Neither do I know any spells that might be of use here. There is only the jump, and a cold, wet splash below. But if we reach the bank...”

So he was an alchemist and a wizard, she thought. But if she didn’t have to jump alone, that might be all the magic she needed.

“Will you do it?” She asked him.

He inclined his head, “The countess may have use for me yet, but my lavish life has left me most unsuited for servitude. I will jump with you, little girl, when the time comes.”

She told him that they had best lay low until midnight, so she slipped back into the covers while he did his best to hide in the dark corner next to the bed. To pass the time, they whispered to each other.

The stranger’s name was long and foreign, and she could neither remember nor really say it correctly. He told her to call him Retoban, and that he was named after a great emperor from long ago, called Reto.

“He was not the greatest of Emperors,” Retoban admitted. “But Emperor he was, and Prince of the Tulamids too, and under him the land saw a brief blossom, so his name rings well. He chased his own, corrupt family off the throne and conquered Maraskan for the Garethian Empire, as you may know. A sad thing the servants of evil have torn it asunder.”

“What is Maraskan?” She asked, feeling stupid.

He told her, and how it came to pass that the evil men took it, and so much more after that. For these evil men were the last remnants of the most evil man of all, a black warlock by the name of Borbarad who wore atop his head the Demon Crown. He was killed by a great white wizard named Rohal who threw a mountain on top of him. The Demon Crown was shattered but several minor evildoers gathered its splinters and used the evil power therein to carve out evil kingdoms for themselves, thus bringing the island of Maraskan under their heel as well. Gareth was hard at war with these forces of darkness. Linbirg remembered vaguely that there had been talk of Albernians going east and joining in that fight, even some from the Bordermark too.

It was all very fascinating and scary. She thought that maybe, if she got Marag’s Children back, she might go east too. Surely, a few evildoers in black robes stood no chance against ogres.

She wanted to tell Retoban of the idea when from the open window they heard an owl's call.

“By Rashtullah's mercy!” Retoban exclaimed. “That’s it! That’s the signal!”

It was time for them to jump and they both rushed to the window. The cold was biting Linbirg’s flesh like a rabid hound. Down below, where the boat was, they could hear splashing and the cracking of ice.

“Oohoo! Oohoo!”

Then they saw it. She could even make out the butcher lad's copper hair, gleaming like ambers in the moonlight. She hadn’t expected everything to go so smoothly.

Retoban helped her onto the windowsill.

“Hold my hand, little girl,” he said.

And then they jumped.

She landed slightly after the alchemist, butt-first, crashing through the sheet of ice. Something hard and sharp slashed over her face and left a streak of stinging pain and warmth there. The rest was all frozen, all at once, and she could neither breathe nor see.

Something was pulling on her hand in the darkness while she seemed to be sinking like a stone. Already the end of her breath was approaching fast. She was scared and confused and the pulling on her hand was becoming so incessant that she tried to fight it.

But then, all at once, the world grew a little lighter and another hand, big and strong, reached down through the mist and pulled on her collar.

When they dragged her out, she was coughing and wheezing, and they told her to be quiet. Retoban was already in the boat, his chattering teeth smiling. They were back on dry land before she even knew.

“Out of these clothes, Milady,” the butcher’s boy urged. “Quickly!”

“Who's this now?” Another young male asked, significantly bigger than the red-haired one.

He was referring to Retoban.

“Another prisoner,” Linbirg wheezed. “You must help him!”

“Aye, just be quick about it,” the big boy complained. “If we're seen, they'll hang us.”

There were three more of them, all young and lowly, two boys and a girl. They cut Linbirg out of her dress and almost did the same for her small clothes, but the girl told them off and gave Linbirg a blanket to roll into.

“What of Retoban?” Linbirg whispered. “Do you have a blanket for him?”

“No need, little girl,” the strange wizard alchemist smiled. “I will leave you here. Just know that you have my eternal gratitude.”

Strangely, for as little as could be seen of him in the moonlight, he looked completely dry.

“You ought to come with us,” the butcher’s boy said. “If the old harridan catches you...”

“That is precisely what will happen if I go with you,” replied Retoban in a tone that brook no argument.

He turned to go.

“Wait!” Linbirg whispered. “Tell them! Tell them I didn't kill the wizard!”

The girl's hand on her shoulder seemed to slump at the mention of the crime.

“What does that mean?” The big boy asked, incredulous.

Retoban turned back to face the group: “The Lady is afraid you would hold it against her if you thought her a murderer.”

“Murderer?!” The big oaf echoed. “Killing scum like that is no murder! He stole the Jar of Holy Theria, he did, and raised the dead too, and like as not gave our town the Bloody Diffar!”

Retoban smiled mildly: “May I inquire as to why you have rescued the young Lady?”

That question burned under Linbirg’s nails as well, at least now that he had put it.

“Two reasons,” the red-haired boy declared. “For one, I bet that I would kiss you some day.”

He gave the bigger boy a stern look before stepping in and giving Linbirg a quick, dry peck on the cheek. Linbirg was too perplexed and scared to defend herself.

“That don’t count!” The big boy objected immediately. “Only on the mouth counts, on the cheek don't! And with tongue!”

While she wondered whether they could truly be so silly, the boy sighed and took her face in his hands. His skin was still a bit damp and cold from the water but there was a rough kind of warmth beneath it that made her grow soft.

He looked deep into her eyes and she felt like she was falling.

‘So green and deep,’ she thought. ‘And so warm too.’

Her lips parted under his and she welcomed his tongue in her mouth. It tasted vaguely of mustard and honey, not that she minded. She didn’t know how long it lasted but it was way too short.

When he pulled away, she almost went after him, and only then remembered that she should have defended her virtue.

“There!” The boy declared. “Happy now?!”

Linbirg’s head was spinning. Part of her felt violated, lifted and left to fall again, back into those cold, dark depths of the water. Another part of her wanted to climb all over him, tear his clothes off and feel him inside her, just like the headsman and that serving woman. If only they had been alone.

“And the other reason?” Retoban inquired from the side.

“Her ogres,” replied the boy. “The giant whores are gone. Everyone says so. If we have the ogres, we can finally do what the Vulture wanted, smash the countess' men and be free!”

It all came down to Marag’s Children, she realized. It was rather sad. If this boy thought that he could do this to her and use her like Franka had used her then she would have Mara pull his head off, see how he liked her then.

“Take me to them,” she said, hiding her feelings.

“Aye, we would!” Said the big boy. “If the lovebirds were finally done yapping!”

“One last thing,” Retoban insisted. “The Jar, I am informed it is more than just a relic. Fill it with honey and feed those afflicted by disease, that pilgrims once again come in droves to your city. Then you shall prosper.”

“Are you sure?” The butcher’s boy asked, suspicious. “My father said it’s just some tale to make coin for the temple. Else, why keep it locked behind glass?”

“As with most things,” the alchemist smiled in the moonlight, “try it and you shall see.”

They parted ways with Retoban then, hasting along the tree-lined road to Honingen. Not a soul was in sight anywhere, but Linbirg worried that they may have trouble at the gates.

“We bribed a guard,” the boy assured her briskly. “In any case, we won’t have any problems once we have your ogres.”

They veered off the path and moved through the open fields that surrounded Honingen, to the left, not the right where the ogre camp had always been. There was something in the moonlight looking like a giant, queer rock cliff that had sprung up from nothing. Linbirg was certain it hadn’t been there before.

“What is that?” She asked the butcher’s boy frightfully as they neared the strange thing.

It seemed to have an unholy aura and was even larger than she had believed, larger than Galahan Palace.

“Queen’s sleeping bag,” he replied, somewhat brisk. “Don’t know which one, her or the other. Our lady wanted to put your ogres in a log hall but people kept setting fire to it, everything else they built too. They tried to burn the sleeping bags as well but the fabric wouldn’t catch flame. Unnatural if you ask me. What kind of cloth doesn’t burn?”

She swallowed hard and shivered from cold and fear. In the fields, Janna’s and Laura’s footprints were still evident, each the size of a small pond and stark reminders of their terror. Closer to this new dwelling, ogress’ footprints were everywhere, and the water that had pooled in them had turned to ice, reflecting the moonlight. The grass around, where it still grew, was covered in hoarfrost and Linbirg’s breath frosted in the air.

The giant sleeping bag made for a queer sort of structure, she found. Big stones weighed down the opening to keep it shut but in the middle there was a tunnel, large enough for an ogress to crawl through, constructed from large beams of timber like the entrance to a mine shaft. The inside had to be held up very much the same way, she assumed. It was a scary thought that this sleeping bag had once been filled by a single body and now all of her ogresses, huge monsters each in their own right, could fit inside.

“They dwell in there now,” the boy said and pointed at the entrance when they arrived. “You go and do what you have to do. We'll wait here.”

Linbirg nodded. She wanted this, even though her tummy was utterly in knots about everything.

While leaving them, feeling their eyes in her back like knives, she thought of how gullible they were. After all, there was nothing to stop her from having Mara stomp them all and be on her way. Perhaps that would be better. They trusted her on sheer goodwill alone when they might just as well have put a blade to her throat and make Mara obey, just as the old countess had.

That boy, though. That damned boy. Linbirg wanted him, even though she still didn’t know his name.

What lay in front of her was dark, a huge, black nothing from whence hardly a sound could be heard. The fabric she stepped on was queer even underfoot, soft and somewhat bouncy. She didn’t dare touch it. It seemed to drink all sound as she stepped in and soon she was lost in the darkness.

The air was stale and musty, and full of smells. There was the fabric’s own fragrance, but also the mud that was smeared on the ground from the ogresses’ feet when they entered after their hard days’ labour. Then there was the distinctly sweet smell of femininity, and Linbirg had to pinch her nose to move on.

She sensed that her surroundings had become larger, the smell of the fabric not so strong anymore, and then she heard the ogresses snoring in front of her. She was still unsure whether or not she should call Mara’s name when suddenly she heard sniffing. Then everything happened very quickly.

“Isenmann!”

It was a cry of jubilation, awkward for the hour, but the walls of the sleeping bag drank it. A shadow seemed to rise in the darkness and a hand came upon her like an eagle on its prey, almost ploughing through her in its haste.

“Isenmann!”

Other ogresses stirred while Linbirg was lifted, sniffing the air, muttering, rising, rustling on the strange fabric floor. A giant head bumped into the arm that carried her and shook her violently. She was but a pet to these giant women, she felt. They treasured her, aye, but if that somehow where to change then her life was over.

The ogress that had taken her was not Mara as she could tell by the voice. She had never learned the individual names of the others, all too similar to tell them apart and useless in the face of their inability to speak the common tongue. Linbirg understood the wet kiss that was placed upon the entirety of her face well enough, however.

“Mara!” She called out, trying to explain. “Mara!”

There was no reply, even though the entire great hall of cloth was now awake and teeming with giant, writhing bodies, bristling with excitement.

‘Excitement is good,’ she decided. ‘They are happy to see me.’

The thought hadn’t resonated quite fully even before she felt herself being lowered, her captress’ hips already wiggling from side to side on the ground. There was not a thing Linbirg could see where she was going, but she could certainly feel, hear and smell. Her blanket was torn off along the way and vanished, and she was struck with how warm the giant bodies were.

She was happy they didn’t freeze but also unhappy that the ancient pact that bound her to them had to be consummated now leaving her newfound friends and rescuers outside, shivering.

The first ogress was uncomfortably rough with her as well. She pinned Lin into the upholstered floor with her sex, lifting her arse off the ground and starting to grind over Lin’s body. Each time the immense pressure ran over her chest she thought she’d cave in and die, but the cushioning beneath was much thicker than she expected and gave way ever so slightly more than her body. Mercifully, the ogress finished quickly, and Linbirg remained whole, if covered head to toe in slime.

“Isenmann!”

Done with the first one, she exchanged hands in the darkness. Her ogre army had a lot of penned up lust. This next one all but kept her on the ground, insisting that Linbirg serve her with her mouth there. It was as hot as a smithy, and before long her throat craved water and her jaws a bit of rest. But there was none to be had.

Three dozen ogresses she had had when coming to Honingen. How many were left, she didn’t quite know anymore. But it was a busy night. 

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Chapter 54 by squashed123
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The Horasian Emperor had been old and sick, Thorsten reflected. The man was very clearly dying. He made a sorry impression there on his huge, splendid chair, wrapped in finery. Soon there would be need for a successor, which couldn’t have come at a worse time with the rebellion and all.

Thorsten could have spat in his face, but the emperor looked so frail that it would have been like to kill him. He felt sorry for the man.

His own accommodations weren’t very nice after they took him away, a dark dungeon cell deep beneath some fortification. There, he waited.

The dungeons were relatively empty because most prisoners had been pressed into the army to fight in the war. The only other man there was a lunatic called Prat who professed to having killed his own mother, wife and daughter before cooking the latter in a stew. This had to be where the boundary was in terms of who was allowed to redeem himself through military service instead of punishment. The times were evidently grim.

Prat knew a thousand riddles and he would constantly pester Thorsten with them.

“Heh, heh, what’s this, what’s this?” he would say. “It disappears the second you say its name!”

And Thorsten would think for a time, haphazardly.

“Some…ghost,” he would reply eventually, and Prat would rattle the door of his cell.

“No!” he would scream. “No! Silence! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! I have another! Feed me and I live but give me a drink and I die!”

“Some…drunkard on the brink of death,” guessed Thorsten.

“No!” Prat screamed and rattled his door again. “Fire! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! I have another! What am I, what am I? I can fly but have no wings, I can cry but have no eyes, and wherever I go, darkness follows me!”

“A crow without wings and without eyes,” was Thorsten’s best guess.

“No!” came the answer as usual. “A cloud! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!”

It could go like that for hours. Then Prat would become very quiet and Thorsten could hear him weep. The hardest Prat wept was when they came and took him to be broken on the wheel. Thorsten never saw him again after that.

His last riddle was: “What am I, what am I? I have nothing to lose but my chains!”

Thorsten found that one most annoying of all, for it could be a hundred things.

“I don’t know, maybe it’s me!” he had roared, his voice echoing off the stone walls.

“No, I’m the mud skins down south on them plantations! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!”

Prat had been mad like that.

Towards his own final day, they called upon Thorsten more often. He was manacled and led outside to be loaded into the back of a cage wagon. People would throw dung and rotten fruit at him as they processed through the streets under heavy guard while a herald in the front of the wagon would read announcements.

“Hear ye, hear ye!” the herald would cry. “See the Thorwalsh demon, spawn of Olaf the Terrible himself, his last living son! Come to see him die a week hence on the outdoor stage at the Opera House! His Royal Magnificence the emperor himself will attend the vivid execution as we relive the fall of Thorwal!”

The rehearsals for his execution were held inside the Opera House so as not to spoil the spectacle for the people. There were great slabs of wood painted with pictures of the sea, a harbour and very primitive dwellings which served to set the scene on the stage. Everything was made to look dirty and barbaric, and the actors who played the Thorwalsh warriors were all behaving themselves like animals.

Thorsten’s role in the play was that of his own father, culminating in his death.

“We shall have his tongue,” the fat man said at one point, pondering the proceedings. “It would not do to have him spout profanities in the emperor’s presence.”

Said and done. They came for Thorsten that evening with five men, a hot knife and iron pincers. He had never felt such pain and was so weak afterwards that he could hardly stand. But still they dragged him out of his cell every day, and his mouth tasted like burned meat ever after, right until his sense of taste vanished altogether.

To play the part of the giantess that had crushed his father to death, they had an ogress who was ten paces tall, closer to eleven. She was rather young, had flaxen hair and was of a drop-shaped figure, wide hips and a little bit of a belly. She was also completely and utterly stupid.

“No, no, no, you crush him!” the fat man would lament and point at Thorsten when she had forgotten again and made to crush one of the actors or her own handlers.

For everyone’s safety, she was shackled even worse than Thorsten and surrounded by twenty men with pikes, heavy crossbows and thick ropes attached to her chains. They also had a scorpion pointed at her during the proceedings in case she went rogue.

She wasn’t a vicious creature, far as Thorsten could tell, merely a slow one, and she couldn’t tell one human being from another. From what he overheard, she had killed five people so far, more through carelessness than anything else.

“Oi quash he?” she would mumble, confused, and everyone would laud her.

She didn’t respond well to threats or being yelled at. This much, the people at the Opera House had already learned.

One time, she said: “Me hungwee!”

And an unfortunate actress, dressed up as the most absurd representation of a shield maiden, vanished up to her hips in the ogress' mouth. The woman survived because the ogress had only suckled on her, but it took a distressing amount of time to convince the great beast of letting her morsel go.

Thorsten had laughed when that happened, which in lack of a tongue sounded more like clacking and hurt abominably.

The ogress was the real reason for the frequent rehearsals because she would forget within moments whatever she was told. She was supposed to trample onto the reinforced stage, walk over to Thorsten and kill him by a single stomp of her foot. Then she was to destroy some of the painted wood buildings and walk off again, which was far too much for the poor thing to remember.

Worse yet, she was supposed to only pretend to squash Thorsten during the rehearsals, which of course she forgot as soon as she got all the rest of it right.

Thorsten was chained to a wooden post on a platform, and whenever the ogress had a good day he had to jump out of the way of her stomping foot. The first time this happened, when he still had a tongue, he had jumped so that she would step right on top of the chain.

The post had cracked dangerously, but more unfortunately her weight on the chain yanked him forward with more force than he could possibly resist, pressing him face-first into her toes. He got a mouthful of her that time, and hence dodged differently from then on.

It wasn't until the day before the event that the big ogress had one entirely correct run, making everyone involved with the project quite happy. Then, on the day of days, Thorsten ate his last meal.

He couldn’t tell them his wishes, so they gave him a single boiled egg, three salted herrings and a bit of fresh red beet along the side, but the small feast was no good. It hurt his mouth to eat it, whereas the awful rye gruel they had given him before tasted much better without a tongue.

This incident made him frightful for an entirely different reason, however. After today, he could fully expect to feast for all eternity in Swafnir's Halls. But what without a tongue? It would be dreadful, surely, to sit there and stare at meat and mead, knowing he would never again taste them. And all his stories, how would he tell his ancestors of his great exploits without a tongue?

It made him so sick to think of it that he retched blood.

He needed a priest, but all they sent him was some fat fool with the sun on his chest, blabbering about absolving sins. But even if they had a Swafnir Priest for him, Thorsten couldn’t have told him of his plight either.

Writing might work, but how to express his problem in Thorwalsh runes he couldn’t fathom, and no one else here could read runes.

He needed time now, most of all. Time to get closure on this problem, or some way to get his tongue back.

But today was to be his last day in this world.

He fought them violently when they came to take him, taking them by surprise and forcing them to retreat from his cell for the first time. He had been nothing if not pleasant prisoner up until that time while waiting for his execution, squandering all hope of escape. He had squandered another, he realized, by not waiting for them to take his chains off.

He cursed and cursed himself for it.

His rage gave way to acknowledgement of his situation. When they came for him again, this time with twenty men instead of just five, they found him weeping on the floor, just like Prat the madman.

He didn’t remember anything about the wagon ride to the stage. They hit him with clubs a couple of times for good measure and loaded him into the wagon, but it seemed to him that the way there took mere moments. He was running out of time.

The outdoor stage was a sort of ancient stone pit, probably built by those ancient, sophisticated people that had come in their galleys from beyond the Sea of Seven Winds, either killing, displacing or assimilating anything they found to form their great empire. The stone rows of seats had been extended at the top by wooden scaffolds with benches for the event, and the old stage had been flanked by great wood towers where actors, handlers and the ogress could hide while waiting their turn. Between these two towers was built a bridge up top carrying a number of mechanical contraptions, all wrought with rope, wheels and chains.

The ranks were full when Thorsten's wagon arrived and the emperor had taken seat in his splendid wooden box from where he enjoyed the best view of anyone. And the play was already in motion too.

It began with two young, beautiful actresses, one dark, one golden-haired, walking through a shrunk environment of rock, stick-sized trees and miniature houses.

The girls seemed to praise the Emperor a lot as they trampled everything beneath them to kindling, and they laughed about how feeble, backwards and disagreeable the Thorwalsh people were. The scene ended to great cheering from the audience.

While the setting was changed, a gargantuan green curtain was lowered from the bridge between the towers. Servants ran to take away the now destroyed landscape and replace it with the new one, a city if Thorsten was any judge, meant to misrepresent and denigrate Thorwal further.

He was given sackcloth hoses and a fur vest to wear, as well as a huge, gilded helm with an absurd number of horns. The makers of the play evidently tried to sail on three ships at once, trying to pass him off as a barbarian, a beggar and some sort of king all at the same time.

Over in the other tower structure, the ogress did not fare much better. So as not to offend Horasian sensibilities, she had to be made to wear a dress. She had worn a cloak of furs and rawhide during the rehearsals, along with a breechclout that left little to the imagination. Her new garment was of sturdy, solid craftsmanship, green cloth with yellow lace, but trying to make her understand how to put it on was a task they had obviously underestimated.

On the stage, the finishing touch to the city was made by upending several sacks of kitchen mice into the scenery, another insult to Thorwal and its people. When the enormous curtain was hoisted up again, the actresses started to trample the city under their feet, causing the little grey critters to panic and flee in every direction.

A few women screeched with outrage when the vermin started to run into the audience, but in general the scene was received with plentiful laughter and cheers.

“The rats are fleeing the sinking ship!” one of the actresses proclaimed. “Quick, stomp them all in the name of Horas!”

Thorsten had resigned himself to his fate, much as it still pained him. He had never feared death before today. He had been waiting for it eagerly, in fact. The play was an unnecessary detour that before today he had nevertheless found rather entertaining. It was just another story to tell in Swafnir’s Halls, a story he might now never tell.

It had all come crumbling down. And now, as he saw the play, it made his blood boil. The city where he had grown up alongside so many people that he knew and loved, to be destroyed so callously, and his people so utterly defenceless, he felt a rage at the back of his throat that made it hard for him to breathe.

The next scene was not as vivid from his vantage point as it featured another contraption from the bridge between the towers. This was a wooden frame on strings attached to two cranes which could be lowered, lifted and shifted with the help of many men and counterweights. To the spectators’ eyes it was disguised to look like the side view of a giant brown shoe.

Now actors dressed as mock Thorwallers were running across the stage and the giant shoe was lowered quickly between them and the audience. The actors, skilful jugglers and acrobats, then jumped onto the wooden beams that made up the framework and were lifted back up with it, thus creating the illusion for the audience that they had been crushed. They then dumped stripes of red cloth from their pockets to resemble the blood and gore. It was an engineering feat as well as a theatrical one, and the audience was well astonished, even if from Thorsten's perspective the magic didn’t work very well.

The next scene was a sea battle wherein actors walked inside wooden boats carried by shoulder straps, but it was confusing and nonsensical, and all the ships looked like dromons. There was no part of any giantess in this one, the Thorwalsh fleet instead getting itself sunk by sheer incompetence, vessels ramming into each other to the roaring laughter of the crowd.

Each time the curtain fell, a young, handsome narrator would tell the audience what they were about to see in the next scene. It was this narration that told Thorsten that his great moment had come.

He knew at once that fighting them would not do this time. They had been warned. They took him bodily to a place on the stage where his chains could be fastened to an iron ring in the ground, made sure he looked the part and left him there. Meanwhile, across the stage, the ogress was being coaxed by her handlers to trample him, and then to wait because she was suddenly overeager.

Boos and hateful shouting rang out when the curtain was lifted this time and Thorsten finally got a very good glimpse of the crowd. He could see the old, frail emperor in his box, surrounded by nobility. From the poorer folk, rotten apples, onions and cabbages started flying towards him.

When the ogress stomped onto the stage, the entire place went as silent as a grave all of a sudden, only her heavy footfalls to be heard.

Thorsten gritted his teeth and pulled on his chains, but it was no good. She was fixed on him and chewing her lip, having to concentrate hard so as not to forget what to do. The chain was so short that he would have no chance to get out of harm’s way, and there was no post that he might make her snap. It seemed hopeless.

But then, things started to go wrong.

“Crush him!” a shout rang out first from the audience, tearing apart the blanket of silence.

More shouting followed and the ogress turned, her big, blue eyes noticing the mass of people and becoming visibly scared. The handlers and stage folk were in panic, starting to urge her from all directions to get on with it.

It seemed like the play had turned into a disaster.

Thorsten stood with his hands in his irons, watching it all unfold. Yes, the play was vicious and meanspirited but it was also unfathomably dangerous when coming to think of it now. To place an ogress at the incalculable whims of a crowd. And expect her to perform an execution.

When the ogress didn’t move, the mob turned on her, flinging insults and more rotten food. The handlers meanwhile tried to call her back so she could be calmed and instructed, but the gargantuan girl would not take her eyes off the jeering people.

When she made a step backwards, her foot caught in her dress and she fell, smashing into the wooden tower structure and making the whole construction swing dangerously, as well as removing one of its legs.

Thorsten watched helpless from below. The square beams that the structure was made up of gave way on one side and the whole tower started toppling over and taking the bridge with it. Actors and stagehands rained down from above, smashing into the floorboards with sickening sounds amidst a wave of rope, wood and steel.

The ogress was on her feet again, revealing that she had crushed one of the young actresses under her rump when she fell. This was the least of everyone’s concerns, however, because the sudden rain of bodies and objects terrified her even more than the crowd. She screamed and ripped apart her dress even while the tower continued to disintegrate, and when one of the cranes' walking wheels smashed her in the head she jumped, stark naked, from the stage right into the now panicking mob of people.

The poor, giant creature half crawled and half trampled over the ranks, giving no regard for who or what was in her way. She wasn't nearly as huge as those terrors which had obliterated his home, but here in this confined space that mattered little.

The scorpion at the back finally thrummed loudly, but the iron dart missed its mark, impaling two onlookers instead. The few ogress’ handlers who had not retreated or been killed now rushed the stage, feathering the huge girl with quarrels. But they couldn’t stop her.

The huge wooden foot from before crashed down onto the stage, missing Thorsten by two paces while shattering to bits. It had hung onto the still intact tower until someone on top must have cut it loose when noticing that the tower in question had started to bend as well. Perhaps more importantly, Thorsten noted that the weapons of those actors who had been in the false foot were now strewn all around, and a nice, heavy axe just within his reach.

He reached for it and hacked away manfully at his chains, but the weapon turned out to be made of cast iron, untampered, and it bent and blunted quickly under his swings. He had to be careful, as well as keep track of the raging ogress and anyone noticing his doings.

The quarrels in her back made the ogress lash out at the stage again. Being at least ten paces tall she could easily stretch and reach places that seemed initially safe to her attackers. She got one handler in each hand and squeezed, making Thorsten uncomfortably privy to the cracking of bones before her giant fingers crushed the guts out of the men she killed. The other handlers thus retreated from the stage, and a pike thrust to her arse made the ogress turn back around again.

The defenders were not well organized, but nevertheless a small portion of unwavering pikes formed up on one flank, advancing upon her. The emperor’s guards at the green and golden box were also busy reloading their crossbows and forming a wall of spear points trying to defend their liege.

The wooden ranks that had been constructed at the top of the stone seat rows left only two narrow exits and a much larger number of bodies trying to squeeze through, in essence turning the outdoor theatre into a roofless slaughterhouse. Meanwhile, men at arms tried to get inside to defend their Emperor, wrestling and clashing with the mob of commoners trying to get out.

The only thing missing was a fire.

“And what you think you're doing?” a voice challenged Thorsten from behind.

A man was there, one of the handlers, holding an unloaded crossbow.

Thorsten charged him immediately, but the chain was too short and he couldn’t reach the man. He was held back like a hound on a leash.

“Just you wait!” the man hissed, producing a shiny crank device that he attached to his crossbow to load it.

The Horasians built all manner of different crossbows, including ones so heavy that they could not be loaded by hand. The heaviest ones used a windlass, a device of many ropes and a winch that could pull the string and bend the heavy bow. Lighter ones used a kind of lever for enhancing the strength of the user without sacrificing too much speed. This crank variation was entirely wrought of steel and very fancy, but it did not seem to load very quickly, thus giving Thorsten time to go back to his hacking.

He eyed the progress anxiously, caught in this absurd situation in which they both stared each other down while working on killing the other.

‘Whaler!’ Thorsten wanted to curse the man, but it came out as some throaty gag.

The Horasians caught whales for meat, blubber and bones, and most of all ambergris which they used to make their exquisitely pungent perfumes. It was the source for much animosity between the two peoples.

“Reaver!” the man shot back as though he had understood, cranking his device all the while.

The crossbow was quicker and its user grinned wide while putting in the quarrel.

Knights and proud warriors shunned the crossbow and everyone using it, supposedly because it was a ranged weapon that could defeat their expensive armour. The real reason, it had since dawned upon Thorsten, was that it was so damnably easy to use. It was long and cumbersome to load, but it didn’t take much strength and very little in the way of skill. A peasant brat who had only ever held a pitchfork could be taught to use a crossbow well within a fortnight. And from a range of less than three paces one could not reasonably expect anyone to miss.

Seeing his hopes fade, Thorsten resolved to throw his axe. He had been a good axe thrower in Thorwal, but those were tools specifically made for the purpose. Here, this battered lump of iron did not compare favourably, and so it flew all wrong.

The man raised the weapon to his chin to take aim just when the thing came flying, striking him in the mouth with a crunch of his teeth.

Thorsten was lucky. The bolt slipped off the wooden rail when the man flinched backwards, and all the time spent loading was wasted when the trigger was inadvertently pulled, thrumming all that penned-up force into thin air.

“Bastard!” the man spat through a mouth of broken teeth.

Thorsten clucked like a hen, his lack of tongue momentarily forgotten. The helmet on his head had made him sweat and so he pulled it off by one of its horns. It was remarkably ugly, over large and impractical to boot with its long sharp horns that would inevitably tangle with its wearer’s hands when fighting. But for beating someone to death with it...

He threw it at the man as well, as hard and well-aimed as he could muster. The crossbow man was busy fumbling with his cranequin, judging Thorsten disarmed. The heavy helm hit him in the top of his head and a moment later he was left on the ground twitching like a man affected by the falling sickness.

Thorsten couldn’t find another weapon in his reach and the link he had been beating still held firm. He should have thrown the helm in the first place, he reflected, for now he had nothing with which to cut the chain. He tore and yanked at it as he could, but it was no use.

Tired, angry and frustrated he sat himself down, looking at the battle before the stage to gain some solace. It had ground somewhat to a standstill. The ogress had made short work of anyone but the large mob in front of her. How she was able to do so was rather obvious now. The fools had taken off her chains to get the dress on, and then neglected to put them back on for time constraints. There were more dead people than he could count, most crushed under her when she had jumped in panic right onto the ranks, mauling anyone she could get her hands on.

She was kneeling in the remnants of the emperor’s box with a wall of steel points before her, keeping her at bay. Every now and then, her hands would find and opening and pull another man from amongst the defenders whom she then dropped and crushed deliberately under her knee. She was bleeding from a hundred wounds, but these were mere scratches to her. Thorsten recalled the battle he had lost in that ford on the Andra, many days ago, and he couldn’t help but hate what he now saw.

Behind him, his attacker had stopped twitching in the meantime and had now to be presumed dead, but his crossbow had not fallen backwards with him. Thorsten crawled and tested his reach, finding it easy to drag the crossbow to him with his foot. He should have thought of it much sooner.

The quarrel he could attain in the same fashion, but there was no way to get the crank device into his hands. The crossbow was a heavy but nevertheless nicely decorated thing with a sturdy steel bow and thick, twisted linen thread for a string.

It was the antithesis of any Thorwalsh weapon, complicated, expensive and unwieldy to load. Throwing axes were much easier, though of course requiring a lifetime of training to master.

Despite this, it was immediately apparent to him how to load the crossbow, namely by pulling the string backwards until it snagged inside the gap of the metal wheel protruding from the wood on the upper side. This wheel could be made to turn and let the string snap forward via the trigger on the bottom side of the device.

That was all very well and good, except without the loading device Thorsten found that his arms did not possess enough strength to get the string anywhere near as far as it needed to go. He therefore put his feet into the bow and pushed the crossbow away from him while holding onto the string with his hands. It was still nearly impossible and something tore apart painfully in his back, but under moaning and groaning he finally succeeded.

He got so excited then that he almost lost the quarrel when pointing the crossbow downwards. He had to place his thumb on it to keep it from sliding. Then, after careful aim, he loosed the pointy bolt at the battered link in his chain.

It gave a mighty clang and the crossbow thrummed so loud that his ear started ringing. The bolt was embedded deeply in the wood below and the top half snapped off. And the blasted link was merely nicked on one side.

“Raah!”

Boiling with rage, he swung the stupid crossbow like a pickaxe, right at the link, snapping it in two just at the nick he made. He had finally found some real steel.

His joy was yet elevated more when he noticed that the fat man who had taken his tongue lay dead below a large wooden beam nearby.

Now he had to get out, make an escape somehow. He discarded the unwieldy weapon at once and took another crude axe from the ground. It was of the same dastardly making as the previous one, a cheap decoy that looked the part and little else, but as a rule, human skulls were even softer still. It also had a nasty long spike at the back that he thought might prove useful.

He went immediately via the still intact tower where they had offloaded him, but no sooner was he getting close than he could hear the rattling of arms and armour coming his way. Reinforcements had arrived, and he initially thought of passing himself off as an actor. That wouldn’t work very well, however, on account of his hands still being bound together and the length of chain he carried.

He rushed back to the stage at once, looking for ideas. The other way off the stage was barred by the collapsed tower and the ogress was still engaged in heavy battle in front of the stage, even worse than a moment ago.

This was because she had climbed to her feet, all her terrifying height, which made the line before her break and try to run. But there wasn’t really anywhere they could run. In their desperation, people were now flinging themselves from the top of the extended seat rows, disregarding the injury they would endure upon impact with the ground outside.

And the ogress was laughing.

Sometimes she stomped two people at a time. Often only half a body would end up beneath her and get crushed. And what was going on above wasn't much better.

She had gotten hold of a pike, which in her hands looked like some bloody meat skewer. Some Maraskans sold roasted meat on skewers just like that on the street. And the ogress, a shy, dull, timid creature hitherto, was using hers exactly the same way.

The meat lumps on her skewer were people, of course. And most of them still flailed with life. She had apparently fallen into some sort of bloodlust such as wasn’t alien to a Thorwaller.

She needed to be stopped. But then again, this was nothing if not justice. Thorsten saw the Emperor of Horas, that frail, done man, lying on the ground behind the ogress, vainly stretching out a hand at his fleeing men.

‘If I kill him...’ Thorsten thought.

He tried to imagine what his father might do, but Jarl Olaf, Hetman of Hetmen, would never have been stupid enough to get himself caught like this in the first place.

Thorsten wasn’t his father's equal in terms of cunning, as he had learned quite painfully.

‘But how would he sit in Swafnir's Halls?’

Would he be flat as a flounder, all squished and squashed as he had died? That would be absurd. But if he could be whole, then surely so could Thorsten.

He recalled a story now, of Hrangsgar, the warrior with one arm, one leg and one eye, who upon entering Swafnir’s Halls had knocked over every ale horn because he had grown unfamiliar to his missing limbs. The great priest Thorgun Swafnirson had told it to a boy who'd lost a finger while throwing axes at the time. The memory made Thorsten smile.

He jumped off the stage amidst the blood and gore, diving into the shadow of the ogress. The emperor noticed him.

“Help me!” he squealed. “In the name of all that's good I command it, oh!”

The frail man noticed at last who Thorsten was, and the realization made his eyes wide. He was a dying man any which way, crushed by sickness and burden. Thorsten once again reconsidered.

‘If you are unsure, boy, flip a coin!’ His father had taught him once. ‘When t'is in the air you'll know which side you want.’

He looked calmly at the emperor but just then the choice was taken from him when the ogress took a sudden step back and her heel landed squarely on the old man. It seemed to sink through the body, compressing all that puffy fine dress and snapping the emperor’s brittle bones as if they were nothing. His death rattle was a squeak when the air was violently forced out of him and his head rose to kiss the heel that had crushed him, a final insult to his injury.

It was an unworthy death for a sovereign, but perhaps a just one after all he had supposedly done.

The ogre girl's sudden shift had been prompted by the scorpion finally hitting its mark, putting a one-and-a-half-pace dart through her. The tip stuck out of her back, dripping blood, and she started swaying like a drunkard before finally falling forward. This was most unlucky because she ended up taking a number of stalwart defenders with her. Those who were only trapped partially called out at once to be freed.

Then, there was another shout from the stage: “No! His Royal Magnificence! No!”

It was a cry of great despair from one voice softspoken and noble belonging to a young man in a shining cuirass, green sash and an open sallet on his head. The different-coloured sashes marked the ranks of officers, Thorsten knew, but he did not know what green stood for other than that the man who wore it could command a line of crossbow men such as now emerged.

Having come too late, the young officer forgot his charges and jumped off the stage at once, throwing himself at his dead ruler’s body. His helm went clattering to the ground, forgotten and disregarded. He did not even seem to take note of the armed and shackled Thorwaller at first.

Thorsten was still wrestling with himself. If he had any sense, he would kill the young nobleman and have the crossbows feather him for a glorious death, departing finally to Swafnir’s Halls as he so desired. Supposedly, the mead there tasted so sweet that it made grown men cry when first it touched their lips, and it never ran out.

But something made him stay.

He looked where the ogress had fallen. So much death everywhere, bodies burst open from the pressure when she stepped on them. So much foolishness.

In their efforts to leave, soldiers had tried to cut their way through the crowd, slaying men, women and children indiscriminately. They stood now, drenched in the blood of innocents, among still so many who were alive and cried, looking for loved ones they had lost or clutching those they still had to their persons.

“What happened here?!” the officer asked harshly.

Thorsten looked down, noticing it was him the man was addressing. The young man had tears in his eyes and was cradling the old Emperor’s head like a baby.

The officer flared at him in rage: “For Horas’ sake, man, speak!”

Thorsten opened his mouth to show that he had no tongue, and only then did the other notice the chain and shackles, staring in sheer disbelief. A nod to the ogress and a helpless shrug was all Thorsten could offer. It wasn’t his fault; this was all the fat man’s doing and whoever else participated in this farce. Putting an ogress in such a confined space with so many people and the emperor no less, putting him a box that could only be accessed towards the stage with no way of escaping should something go awry. They should have placed him at the top of the last row and made a staircase just for him and his entourage, separating him from the common folk.

For whatever reason, they had neglected to do so, and now the ruler of the Horasian Empire lay squashed in a puddle of his own guts.

“Where you trying to save him?” the officer asked, still kneeling.

Thorsten considered for a moment. Then he gave a nod.

‘After all, why not,’ he thought. ‘Why shan’t I see what life still brings for me?’

If they let him live, that was. And just as well if not.

-

Linbirg awoke in the warmth of Mara’s lap. She could still feel the wetness embalming her and how heavy her hair was where that same wetness hat dried and matted it. She remembered the night before and rejoiced at once that it had not been a dream. How many of Marag’s Children she had been made to please, she did not remember. She must have fallen asleep from exhaustion at some point.

It had been dark and hot and terrifying. There probably hadn’t been so many Children of Mara, back when Linbirg’s ancestor had made this strange pact, so he likely wouldn’t have had to spend endless nights with his poor mouth at work like Lin had.

She was completely naked, her smallclothes torn away in the lusty play, and she could also feel it in her bones.

“You are hurt,” Mara spoke softly when she felt Lin stir.

A giant hand came down for a caress.

Lin sat up and looked at her legs, chest and belly. She felt as though three horses had trampled her, but she couldn’t see anything more than a few bruises.

“Your face, little one,” Mara cooed. “They have cut your face!”

Lin felt it with her fingers, remembering the ice on the lake, the sharp pain when she had crashed through it. And she remembered all the rest of it as well.

The beginnings of daylight were coming through the great grey ceiling, giving her a much better view than before. The structure was like a giant, otherworldly tent held up by tall wooden logs which in turn were held in place by the weight atop them. The ogresses had plenty of space, everything soft and warm. The air, on the other hand, was so stale and thick that one could have sliced it with a dagger, and it made Linbirg’s throat tighten. But on the whole was the giant sleeping bag a much more agreeable accommodation than most, certainly compared to the ogresses’ prior camp.

“It’s nothing,” she told Mara to change the subject. “But I need your help, quick. We have to go and take the city.”

“Take?” Mara asked, confused.

She still spoke softly so as not to wake the others, but despite her efforts, giant bodies started to stir all around.

“Conquer it,” Lin said. “I wanted to do it last night, but you all…”

‘Shoved me between your thighs instead.’

Mara frowned, “We thought you had come to do your part. Did not the grey woman send you to us?”

Linbirg wanted to smash her fist into her own head, “I escaped, you big, stupid monster! I jumped out of the window into a pool of frozen ice! A boy helped me, and his friends, and we wanted to take the city so that...”

‘So that what?’ She thought, which was a good question.

She wasn’t from Honingen. She didn’t want it.

‘Or do I.’

Lionstone was her ancestral home, but Honingen was a deal more prestigious, not to mention powerful. And there was a power vacuum in the kingdom. The old king had run away, perhaps died, and now Janna and Laura were unaccountably gone too.

She had lots of questions all of a sudden, and a mighty appetite in her stomach. When she looked up at Mara, however, the ogress seemed to be in a fragile state of mind.

Lin had to scramble to reverse her outburst, “I apologize for calling you a monster. I didn’t mean that. Forgive me, please.”

Mara growled softly, “I eat your people like you eat bread. I am a monster, but I'm not stupid.”

There was something threatening about the way she said it. It wasn’t the first act of threatened insubordination either. Lin had better tread lightly.

“You're not stupid,” she said. “I was angry, is all. Yesterday, the boy was there, and his friends. They waited for me to come get you. They had a plan, I think. Now I don’t know what to do, and time is running short. Just about now, my absence from the palace will be noted, if it hasn’t already. Things will be set in motion, men with weapons looking for me. If they find me...”

“I'll squash them,” Mara finished. “And the grey woman, too.”

Lin liked to hear that very much, but there was another problem, “How do we take the city? Do you have an idea?”

Killing her knights came back to haunt her again and again, she noted. But regrets didn’t bring them back to life.

Mara shrugged: “You say it’s yours now and we step on every worm that says otherwise.”

That might mean squashing a lot of people, but it was a price Linbirg was ready to pay.

Just then, a horn was blown outside. She looked to Mara, finding the ogress raising a brow in suspicion.

“It's not time for work yet,” she said in a tone that was stubbornly certain. “Let us take a look.”

She rose, holding Lin dangling from her hips while other ogresses stirred and rose with them.

But Linbirg had a bad feeling in her tummy, “Wait, what if it’s the countess' men?!”

The giant woman pulled a bundle of stitched-together furs from her shoulder and nonchalantly rolled Linbirg inside like some food parcel. Her objections fell on deaf ears, and when the ogress tightened the wrap she could hardly shout anymore.

There was an opening through which she could see out when she craned her neck, which she conceded was better that nothing. She just hoped no ogress would inadvertently step, kneel or Praios-forbid sit on the bundle not knowing that she was inside.

Mara stuffed the fur roll under her armpit and led the others out of the giant tent. It was large enough so that the ogresses could stand to their full height there, but the tunnel leading to the outside required them to crawl on their knees. Every time Mara's weight shifted onto her hand Linbirg got a painful squeezing. The ogress was obviously sparing her most of it or Lin would have gotten squashed, but it did feel a little like some sort of revenge.

“What you want?” Mara barked when she was outside and stood upright.

Lin couldn’t see anything but it sounded like there were more than just a few people. More ogresses came out of the sleeping bag from behind as well.

A man answered, “Uh, there's been...a man, who escaped from Galahan Palace last night, an alchemist known as Retoban the Blue. The man is a fugitive. You wouldn’t happen to have seen him?”

Lin was wondering why he didn’t ask for her instead, before remembering that he couldn’t. If he let Marag's Children know that Franka had lost her hostage then there was nothing to keep the ogresses from going rogue.

Mara turned and spoke roughly with the others, a particularly frightening exchange in ogre tongue.

Then, she turned back to Franka’s man, “We haven’t squished any blue men, sorry to say. Anything else?”

There was a silence. Lin didn’t know how well Mara could lie or how believably she could put up a front that said everything was ordinary.

“Aye,” the man announced eventually. “Work day starts now.”

All in unison, the ogresses started complaining in their gruff, ogrish tongue. They evidently understood these words by now, and they didn’t like their meaning.

“You'll break your fast shortly!” the man had to shout to be heard. “Today, our highborn countess has a special feast prepared for you in recognition of the fine work you've been doing! It will just take a little more time! The feast will be had at the palace before noon, you have my word! Just make sure none of you are missing out! Our lady wishes all of you to...to taste of her generosity!”

Mara started conveying these words at once, turning complaints to approval while also pressing down her arm to squeeze and put an end to Linbirg's struggles.

“It's poison!” Lin croaked between gasps for air. “Don’t go there!”

It was Phex's blessing to have met Retoban who had told Linbirg of this. According to him, the poison had been meant for Janna and Laura, but now with the giantesses gone and Linbirg escaped, it was obvious that Franka meant to rid herself of Marag’s Children. However much the old lady might want to keep them for their sheer strength and labouring power, they had become too much of a threat now. Lin would like to prevent it, but until Mara decided to lift her arm there was nothing she could do.

The man, meanwhile, carried on announcing, “Before the feast, all of you will be tearing down that thing you sleep in. Our lady wishes to move it where it doesn’t impede the view on her city so much. Remain outside for the moment so my men and I can go see if the alchemist isn’t hiding in there. Are all your creatures out?”

Mara grunted, which he seemed to take for a yes. Then there was motion.

“Oi!” Another man called after a short while when Mara was walking. “Where you think you're going?”

“Taking a shit,” Mara replied, snarling. “You want to watch? It's got to be bigger than you.”

The man did not, and so he let Mara go.

Linbirg understood why Franka wanted the sleeping bag moved. Without the ogresses, it was useless and too big and heavy, so she wanted it out of the way while she still could. She was tying up loose ends.

Mara walked for a while before letting go of Linbirg, unrolling the bundle and letting the girl plummet into a patch of dirt.

“Why must you squirm so much?!” The big ogress chided. “You tickled me so, I almost let go of you!”

Linbirg breathed and wheezed, “It’s poison! Don’t eat a single bite of Franka’s food, it will kill you!”

They were behind a growth of brush and relatively shielded from view, a circumstance that judging by the smell had served many other people in search of a privy before. Lin scrambled to her feet at once.

Mara chewed her thoughts while squatting, releasing the loudest fart that Linbirg had ever heard.

“Poison,” the ogress echoed as if the word was entirely new to her. “What do you want to do?”

The excuse for a privy call had not been a lie, Linbirg discovered, and no exaggeration either.

Lin gagged, “You must...urgh, you must not eat it, is all. Go to the palace when they tell you to, give the others a signal and then…it would be good if you took Countess Franka hostage. If she is there, you should just take her. Don’t kill her yet. With the others…at least at the palace you can kill them all. Don’t let too many escape.”

“Mh,” Mara grunted as her turd hit the mud with a large, wet thud like some fat corpse.

Then she lifted her breechclout and Linbirg had to step out of the way of the torrential ray of piss flying at her. It pooled on the ground, chasing her feet and she had to step further and further away. She couldn’t help but feel that Mara held a grudge against her.

“Can you put me back, please,” she had to ask, uncomfortable.

It was very cold on top of it all and she was naked.

Back before the gargantuan sleeping bag, Mara instructed the ogresses as to what needed doing and the work commenced at once without complaint. Whether the instructions on how to proceed had already been conveyed, Linbirg did not know. She was pinned in Mara’s armpit again, and before long she made a note in her mind to have her ogres bathe when all this was over. The stench was starting to come through.

Ogres did possess a sense of cleanliness, however, as was demonstrated by what happened next.

Suddenly, the man who had announced the coming feast started to shout, “What are you doing?!”

Mara chuckled, as did a few other ogresses, and she seemed to move a lot, including up and down. She had taken the man into her hand for some reason.

“No, no, please!” He shouted, and Linbirg thought that the fighting had already begun.

That wasn’t so, however, because as soon as the kerfuffle started did it end again. One could hear the man stammer incredulously after the ogress released him.

“I am a knight!” He shouted, his voice breaking.

It only drew more chuckles from Mara.

“No, you’re a wipe,” she corrected. “An arse wipe, heh, heh.”

She had apparently wiped herself clean with the man, and Linbirg shuddered to think whether this was normal behaviour for her. Giving the game away too early was ill advised, but once again she couldn’t influence what was happening. But neither did the incident seem to be of any consequence. The knight was silent from then on, but there were no rebukes or anything of that nature, as if the ogresses often mistreated Franka’s people.

They had to walk a tightrope every day, Linbirg guessed, both sides threatening each other. Marag’s Children could do anything so long as they did not overstep the mark completely, which probably meant that the humans they came into contact with lived rather dangerously.

The supports were pulled out of the sleeping bag before long and Lin could see through the little opening how it flattened out. When Mara asked where they should take it, the knight did not reply.

“To where the pepper grows,” replied some sour man. “Or back to that spot where it was. Makes no matter.”

The ogresses could pull the huge object easily enough, dragging it over the fields and back to Galahan Palace. They moved quickly, and it pleased them apparently to drag the thing right over the knight and his men first. It was soft and airy so the men probably got away without injury, but this constant, callous maltreatment was something Linbirg would have to curb in the long run.

Ogres and people clearly weren’t meant to live side-by-side. The former was infinitely more powerful and could mistreat the latter almost with impunity. There was no sort of balancing force. If Lin took control over Honingen, surely her ogres would take that to mean they could have their fun with the city people. This certainly wasn’t what the butcher's boy had in mind, and it might spell problems for Lin too.

She was just a girl, after all. A knife in the darkness, a crossbow on the street or a poisoned supper, and her reign would be short-lived.

‘Or I instruct Mara to kill every last soul in the city, in case of my death,’ she thought. ‘And then I'll let everyone know.’

That should keep any catspaw at bay so long as they were of sound mind.

‘Only the mad ones to worry about then.’

It would probably be prudent to have any known madmen rounded up, just to be on the safe side. But this still meant practising moderation far as cruelty was concerned. A man who thought he had nothing to lose was a dangerous thing.

After putting the giant sleeping bag where it needed to go, back to where Janna and Laura had once slept, Mara walked her force to Galahan Palace.

“Be welcome, Marag's mighty Children!” Lin could hear the countess call out sweetly. “I wish to thank you on this die for your fine service! Come and feast on this meat! Drink of our ale and be merry, and if you feel a bit drowsy afterwards then do not despair! There will be no more work required of you today, so you may rest and sleep to your hearts' content!”

Silence answered her, only frozen grass crushing under the ogres' heels.

“What?!” the countess snapped at the murmur of someone else. “Of course I said day, what were you hearing?!”

Then, Linbirg's eardrums nearly burst because Mara let out a battle cry, “Raaaah!”

The other ogresses picked up the cry and Linbirg's fur cocoon was transferred as everything started to move so quickly that she couldn’t tell up from down. Ogresses screamed, men, women, horses; crossbows thrummed and flesh was brutally crushed from bone.

Mara shouted commands with a fearsome growl in her voice that made her sound like some demon. She was quite cunning for an ogress, Lin had to admit.

Then it was all over, as quickly as it had started.

One ogress could easily take on a number of men, but on this day even the numbers had been in Linbirg’s favour. When Mara unravelled her she saw bodies on the ground, stepped upon almost casually. A knight near Mara's foot dragged himself forward by his last good arm before the ogress crushed his head and helm under her bare heel.

A woman was dangling by a leg enveloped in an ogress' fist, lifted and treated to playful licks and nibbles from below.

Ogres loved killing. It was a simple fact of life. Two young boys were running from a group of laughing monsters, toying with them on a hunt like a band of giggling girls.

It was unworthy and vicious.

There were also far fewer men than Lin had expected and in anguish she turned her eyes to Honingen. It didn’t make any sense. Franka should have known of the danger, despite her cunning ploy, but it didn't even look like all her Immen Knights were protecting her at this time. Lin could only find two of them.

She sat on Mara's hand like on a throne, the fur under her. She was still naked, bruised and covered in the remnants of yesterday’s pillow play with the ogres. It had to be a queer picture she made and an even queerer smell surrounding her. And the time under Mara’s armpit had probably not helped in that regard.

But she was victorious – for now.

“Isenmann!” An ogress said, presenting her with Countess Franka Salva Galahan.

The old woman’s knot of hair was partially dissolved, hanging in a long grey wisp much longer than Lin would have expected. Blood was running from that old wrinkly nose and she had dirt on her face. But she still wore a mask of hatred and carried an air of superiority even as she stuck up to her elbows in the ogress' fist.

“You little cunt,” the countess snarled. “I knew you would be my ruin the moment I laid eyes on you.”

“Where are your men?” Lin asked pointedly. “I see only two of your knights and a handful of others. Why aren’t they here guarding you?”

The old woman looked sour, “Does it matter where they are? They are not here. And thank Phex they weren’t either, oh, heh, heh, there is a blessing in disguise.”

She seemed surprisingly light-hearted all of the sudden which unsettled Linbirg.

“What? Who?!” she was forced to ask in confusion.

“Her whelps,” Mara growled. “They run off some place, the boy knight and his pretty woman.”

Franka laughed, “An ogress knows more than you, child.”

“I didn’t want to kill them,” Linbirg lied at once. “I hold them no grudge. Unlike you.”

She gestured for the lady to be put down but Mara intervened by making a sound that indicated disagreement, “Mh, I've always thought they looked soft and, mh, tender.”

“Fine,” Lin waved off. “If they show their hide around here, you can eat them both.”

Franka still looked unimpressed, but then Mara rubbed it in by smacking her lips together and next to them the serving woman that was being eaten gave a last cry of despair before large white incisors tore her apart below the shoulders. That finally seemed to worry the old lady.

“Too bad you won’t be around to see it,” Linbirg smiled while the working mouth of the ogress chomped and chewed its victim. “But I'll watch. Might be I'll have some of your sugar while I do.”

She really didn’t have much of a bone to pick with Franka's grandson and his Fenwasian wife, but then again it would be ill-advised to have any Galahans and their spouses milling about these parts. If they turned up, the handsome couple would be ogre food. It was unfortunate Linbirg hadn’t been born an ogress or she might just eat them herself.

“You're welcome to it,” Franka smiled, beaten. “Enjoy your victory. Heh, it seems this silly old woman has provided you with a victory feast, too. All this food, it would be a damnable sin to let it spoil. Eat your fill, child. You have earned it!”

Linbirg returned the smile coldly, “We know it’s poisoned, my lady. All your gifts are.”

“Gift!” Mara suddenly shouted, jostling and shaking Linbirg on her hand. “Gift! Gift!”

She pushed past the ogress holding the countess and grabbed the one that had eaten the serving woman by the shoulder. Linbirg was entirely confused until she saw it.

To wash down her bloody meal, the big oaf had opted for a barrel of ale, pushing in the top and quaffing the contents all at once.

Gift apparently meant poison in the ogre tongue, which under different circumstances might have been a funny coincidence but now was nothing but a sad sort of horror.

Mara beat the barrel out of the other ogress’ hand, smashing boards and rims apart. Her voice cracked when she was speaking. She reminded the others to let food and drink alone, revealing that two others had probably doomed themselves with their stupidity.

“But...we have the grey woman,” Mara said with tears in her eyes. “How can her magic hurt us?”

It was a forlorn hope and Mara knew it, of course. She was just grasping for straws. Lin hoped, too.

‘Maybe it wasn’t poisoned,’ she thought.

Maybe Franka had just been trying to win the ogres' friendship. With Linbirg gone, maybe even presumed drowned, perhaps her greed hat gotten the better of the old lady.

But when Linbirg saw her again, the cold satisfaction on Franka's face told her something else.

“Three is better than nothing,” said the countess. “I pray one day your beasts will understand they can use anyone like they use you. And then you are in for a reckoning. I know what you are, you little cunt, the tales of your misdeeds have caught up with you. I only regret not killing you when I had the chance.”

Linbirg frowned, “I won’t make that same mistake. Mara, crush her slow.”

The big ogress grunted and gestured but few others had eyes for what was happening. Some were crying while others looked worried, not quite understanding what went on. The ogresses could turn from a horde of murdering demons into a flock of young washerwomen in mere moments, and seldom had Linbirg seen it more on display. They weren’t all like Mara, blessed with the wits to see the whole tapestry, much like most men weren’t either. They were also precious little use on their own.

“Ahhh!” Franka cried out when Mara crushed her right arm at the elbow.

The old woman’s bones were brittle and crunched like music in Linbirg's ears.

Crunch.

The left arm went very much the same way, except this time Mara twisted her heel to prolong the torment.

Franka was on her belly, crying. Linbirg watched from up close on the ground, huddled in the soiled cloak of some dead knight. She enjoyed it.

“Enough!” the old lady begged. “Let me die, you've had your revenge, child!”

Linbirg pursed her lips, “But we haven’t even gotten to your knees yet.”

She gave Mara a nod.

Crunch.

For being flattened bit by bit, the countess managed to stay awake for a surprisingly long time. Bad weeds didn't wither, as the saying went.

As her wits started to go and she was only babbling incoherently in a pool of her own blood, Mara finally broke the woman’s back before pulping her completely with both feet rhythmically trampling. Franka Salva Galahan, countess of Honingen, was turned into an unrecognizable paste that one would have had to scrape into a bucket for burial. By that time, all three ogresses who had tasted of the food were dead.

-

The night was light and full of mud. Krool’s knowledge ended more or less at the causeway but sticking to it got them through much more easily than either of them had dared hope. Dari could see the castle easily, but the light from above meant that they could just as easily be spotted; so easily, in fact, that they had practically no way of getting inside unseen.

There were too many watchers on those walls and towers, much as though they expected something to happen.

The moon was red on this night, a large, round pool of blood in the sky. Its light was red as well, which was irritating. Out in the bog, some withering reeds and crooked birch trees had been red too, whereas others hadn’t. Dari didn’t know what exactly to make of that.

Now they cowered behind what little cover there was, watching the castle.

“Borbarad was wrong,” Dari told Krool, whispering. “They are not here!”

Krool pointed at the castle, “They must be in there.”

Dari scoffed, “Do you have any notion how big they are?! If one of them was in there we wouldn’t see a castle. It would be flat as a Maraskaner’s nose!”

“Heh, heh, fairies are tricksy cunts,” he whispered. “Nothing is as it seems. You’ve seen it.”

Indeed, she had. At one point while crossing the causeway, Krool had suddenly been much faster than her. Her legs had been heavy and she had to pick herself up, running after him. Then, suddenly, he had been behind her, himself running to keep up.

“What you run for?!” he had snapped at her, and she had understood.

She was getting strangely used to mistrusting her own eyes.

“Is that castle even real?” she asked. “Perhaps the fairies have just made them look like a castle?”

“Aha, don’t be silly now,” Krool chuckled. “They’re either in there or not in there. Only one way to find out.”

“Can you turn invisible?” She asked him, looking between the steep, open hill around the castle, intentionally void of cover, and the muddy pools they had to crawl through to find a different approach.

Dari decided she hated bogs.

“Nay,” Krool grinned,” but I pass for a fool well enough. Uh, can you sing?”

“Depends on how strong the wine is,” she replied. “But you are certainly not thinking of walking up to that gate and knocking, are you?”

He didn’t reply.

They could see helmeted heads atop the battlements and every now and again a puff of mist becoming visible in the moonlight. The night was simply too bright to climb the small hill unnoticed.

“The main house makes part of the outer walls, I think,” she pointed at the large roof that seemed to be on the backside of the castle opposite the gate. “If there are no battlements there we can...”

The palms of Krool's hands were the same colour as hers, which was a thing she had always found strange in the black-skinned Forest Islanders from the far south. She was reminded of it again when suddenly he held her mouth shut.

“Shhh!” he made. “Listen!”

She did. There was something behind them that was neither horse nor man coming up the causeway. It made strange sounds, scraping, muffled steps with little weight, but also huffs and puffs that sounded almost human.

Krool dragged her further aside, uncomfortably close to the dangerous boggy waters. She could smell it, almost worse than him.

Then, a figure emerged, tiny but two-legged, but also too misshapen to be a child. But it was a child, roughly speaking, a young, crippled little girl with something on her back that Dari couldn’t identify. She got sick to her stomach seeing it, and so scared that she almost lost hope.

“Run,” Krool advised and started out sprinting.

Dari was so perplexed that she followed much too late. She tried to remember how to work the Axxeleratus spell but before she could, the black fool suddenly disappeared into thin air. It made a plopping sound and instead of him there was a particularly ugly nettle growing there, swaying dangerously with the momentum he had had. Dari came to a slithering halt on the damp ground.

“I know you,” said the girl behind her. “You didn’t sing for me. Are you my heroes?”

Dari turned with her heart beating inside her throat. She had so much of a belly full of this place and magic in general that she began to understand the sentiments of Praios priests.

The girl was indeed the one she had seen before, golden eyes and green-brown skin and so many leaves in her hair that it was impossible to tell the colour. But it was also dirty and slick now, that hair, and she had even more scabs on her body than Dari. She was limping as well, and of the wings on her back one was torn in half. She didn’t look very good, nor particularly powerful, but Dari still believed that attempting to throw a knife might get her turned into a nettle as well.

“I don’t know what any of that means, please,” she lifted her hands to show that she didn’t carry anything dangerous. “Please don’t turn me into a plant, I’m not here to hurt anyone!”

The fairy moved up, studying her, and Dari tried to turn her face as friendly as possible lest her lie be discovered.

From the tower, one of the guardsmen shouted, “Hey, who goes there so late in the dark?!”

“Who are you?” the fairy asked innocently.

Dari had to chew that question for a while.

“I’m Dari,” she finally tried to force a smile before nodding at the still swaying nettle. “This here is…well, was Krool. I don’t…I’m not…I mean, we’re not…here to…are you hurt? Is there some way I can help you?”

Plop.

Krool gasped for air, sitting in the mud there as he had been, swinging back and forth and awkwardly hugging himself. Dari considered this a victory even though her mind was still racing over what to do.

She stretched out her hand, “And who are you?”

The girl-fairy seemed strangely bemused, as if the notion that someone did not know her name was grotesque to her, “I’m Farindel, of course! How can you not know that when you walk so loudly through my woods?”

Dari swallowed hard before remembering to put her smile back up.

“It’s so nice to meet you!” she cheered. “I have heard so much about you!”

This hearsay was mostly that this almost godlike creature was the subject of worship around these parts, particularly the House of Fenwasian whose coat of arms was a thistle, and that people who wandered too deeply into her realm were never seen or heard of again. This was not the way Dari intended to die, but it might well be so at any moment.

The fairy seemed to take quite positively to flattery, however, because she smiled and her eyes lit up in a friendly manner. She looked, talked and behaved herself like a five- or six-year-old child, which made Dari a little uncomfortable. She had never been any good with children outside of making inconvenient ones disappear.

She was thinking of something else to say, well aware that her life and perhaps more than that was at stake, when that blasted idiot of watchman shouted again, “State your name and your business or we’ll be sending arrows your way!”

Dari snapped unbiddenly, “Shove your arrows up your bunghole, you lackwit, you don’t know what you are dealing with here!”

Her nerves were as taut as the bowstrings up on those walls, and in shock she looked to the fairy to see if it had doomed her. But the little girl’s face split in half with a bright smile, giggling generously.

“Hey, can you do this?” Dari followed her gut and crossed her eyes while simultaneously sticking out her tongue and touching the tip of her nose with it.

The fairy-girl exploded with laughter, almost falling over in the process.

“More!” she demanded, giggling.

Dari thought quickly but couldn’t come up with any other grimaces, so she did the same one again. The result this time was quite different.

“You already made that one!” Farindel complained, and it was as if a storm was brewing in the air.

Dari thought frantically, ultimately and helplessly sticking out her lower jaw to make herself look ugly and forming big ears with her hands. That earned her another row of giggling.

“Krool, help me here,” she murmured under her breath. “Just be silly!”

“I can do that!” the fool exclaimed. “Tada!”

He made it look as though he meant to jump to his feet but turned himself too far thus making half a summersault and landing on his head where he remained standing. He had to have an exceedingly strong neck for this sort of thing.

“Ow,” he complained then, his speech made strange by his own weight pressing on his jaws.

This time, Farindel genuinely fell over with laughter and the longer Krool remained so the longer she laughed. Ultimately, he made himself plummet hard into the mud, making the fairy even happier.

“What’s going on there?!” demanded another shouting voice from the battlements. “State your names and your business or we’ll lose arrows!”

Torches were burning on the battlements now, Dari saw, so it was safe to say that their cover was blown. The people in the castle were the last she was worrying about now, however, and yet when she looked there, she saw something that finally gave her a way out. A banner was flying over the gate, a black thistle on yellow.

Farindel stood up and shouted back, still laughing, “Stick your arrows up your, hah, bunghole, you, ha, ha, you lackwit!”

Dari stretched out her hand.

“Come, I’ll take you to the castle,” she said. “You’ll like it there.”

“Will he come too?” the fairy asked after Krool.

The fool had his legs stiff and outstretched in front of him in the air, walking about on his hands and making chicken noises.

“Of course!” Dari nodded, speaking as one would with such a young child. “We’ll all go together, you and me and him!”

Farindel nodded and took Dari’s hand. It felt no different than any common child’s. Krool walked after them on his hands.

“Stay your arrows!” Dari shouted to the walls. “We’re coming up! We’re bringing Farindel to you!”

That confused the men on the walls enough to shut up for the moment.

“How come he’s so dark?” the fairy asked about the mad fool. “Is he a bad man or just dirty?”

Krool was dark even for one from the Forest Isles, and in the red moonlight he looked almost pitch black. But perhaps the Fairy could see in the darkness.

“He was born that way,” she explained patiently. “His mother was like that and his father too, and everyone else down where he comes from.”

The girl wrinkled her nose, “But he’s an evil man too. He wasn’t, but now he is. He serves the darkness.”

‘And what about me?’ Dari wanted to ask but dared not.

She didn’t know what to say, and it would have been good if another shout from the battlements could have interrupted them, but it was strangely quiet up there. The men did not even speak when they neared the gate, and then the huge oaken portal swung suddenly open as if pushed by an invisible hand.

Inside, an army of men awaited them, bearing torches. A tall Fenwasian stood at the centre of it all, long, golden hair cascading down his broad shoulders. Two squires were still fitting pieces of inlaid armoured plate to him as if they expected a battle. It was a bit much for two people and an apparent child coming to their gate, speaking of the mistrust they held for whatever climbed out of these marshes.

The man stared at Farindel the entire time, and Dari and Krool decided it would be best for them to drop into the background. Then, without so much as a word, the tall man knelt, and the whole yard followed him. Dari felt very uncomfortable and knelt too, and so did Krool after she hissed at him softly.

Farindel seemed to like it because she spread her arms and two stars shot up from her palms into the air. High above then, the stars united for a split second before exploding into a hundred little sparks, raining down but guttering out before they could touch anything. A few ohs and ahs could be heard.

The tall man raised his head, still kneeling, “Thank you, Mistress of the Wood! We are grateful to receive your blessing!”

It was so silent in the yard that the opening of a door upon the main house was a great disturbance and a young woman stepped out in riding dress, running forward through the ranks at once.

“I am looking for my hero,” Farindel announced, absurd in her childish voice. “Can you help me?”

The tall lord swelled his chest, “Every man here is willing to die for you, my lady!”

Somehow, Dari sensed that this wasn't exactly what the fairy meant, even if she couldn’t spot any disagreement with the sentiment amongst the soldiers.

“Father, look, she's hurt!” the woman who had arrived next to the lord's side called, and Dari could identify her as Lady Devona Fenwasian whom she had seen before at Galahan Palace.

That would mean that the lord was Bragon Fenwasian, Count of Winhall, one of the most powerful people in Albernia. He had to be the reason Farindel came here, Dari surmised, to get help from those who worshipped her.

Devona ran to the fairy and knelt next to her, examining the broken wing. Dari used this time to look for a way to steal out of the situation but with everyone kneeling it was impossible to do anything. The scene in the middle of the courtyard developed to be a tad absurd as well because Devona evidently couldn’t do anything about Farindel's wing, Bragon Fenwasian didn’t know what the fairy wanted and she made no effort to let anybody know. The cold was starting to seep into Dari's knee before anyone said something.

“Did the Red Wyrm do this?” Lady Devona asked of the fairy.

Farindel nodded, “She grows very strong now. I cannot fight her off anymore.”

“You should have come here sooner, my lady!” Count Bragon started eagerly before being cut off.

“Must I come to you?!” the fairy snapped. “Does the tree come to the bark beetle, hm? You stupid creatures carry your noses so high in the air that you forget who you serve! I should turn you all into plants for a thousand years so you learn!”

It was a spoiled child's temper tantrum and the unbridled wrath of a goddess all in one. Dari decided that far as gods went Farindel was a shit one to cling to. She had never really thought about it but if someone had asked before, what she imagined this fabled fairy to be like, she would have said, 'wise.’

This couldn’t have been further from the truth, however. Instead, the fairy was evidently an arrogant, poisonous little cunt with the intellect of a child and strange magical powers. She wasn't that far removed from Pardona in that respect, coming to think of it. The world was full and getting fuller of powerful cunts, apparently.

Cries for clemency rang out amongst the men, none louder than Bragon himself, “We beg your forgiveness, mighty Mistress! We are worms, we mortal men, unworthy of your grace! Please, guide us! Give us wisdom that we may serve you!”

Farindel giggled, “That’s better, you stupid.”

She shot another one of her stars straight through the air to explode upon Bragon's head. It didn’t really do anything other than startle him a little, but it caused several of the men to lay themselves down into the dirt completely and even Devona cowered back. Dari found the whole thing distasteful and absurd.

“Tell us!” another Fenwasian next to Bragon shouted through rivers of tears. “Tell us what we should do, we beg you!”

“Have you mud in your ears?!” Farindel gestured, her voice a high-pitched squeal. “I want my heroes!”

“We...do not know what that means, my lady,” Bragon replied desperately. “Who, who do you speak of?”

The fairy balled her fists, shook them impotently and squeaked, “My heroes, you stupid! I want my heroes!”

Dari found it too absurd to follow.

“Let’s go, they’re not here,” she hissed at Krool who was looking as though he had lost control completely.

That morning, he had seemed to know everything, she recalled. Now he appeared to be nonplussed, backed against a wall. The lack of assurance she saw on him made her own morale waver.

Over in the middle of the courtyard, Count Bragon Fenwasian and his daughter Devona suddenly disappeared. Almost predictably, two thistles now stood in their places, a tall and handsome one with remarkably nasty pricks, and the most beautiful thistle that Dari had ever laid eyes on. It was time to go.

She stood and took Krool by the wrist, dragging him with her. They hadn’t taken more than three steps before her feet suddenly stopped against her will, and it was as though some force had taken possession of her from the neck down. She could see with her own eyes as her right leg hopped lightly even as her left foot turned upwards to meet with her right hand. Then her body repeated the motion the other way around, slowly at first but then faster and faster, again and again with no end in sight.

She was dancing a peculiar sort of dance such as was sometimes performed in a tavern, stomping one foot and slapping the sole of the other with the opposite hand, thereby creating some sort of rhythm not unlike a wheelbarrow going over cobblestones.

She understood Krool's initial sentiment now and cursed herself for having ignored it. He was dancing too, she saw, albeit to an entirely different tune.

In the yard, pandemonium broke out with some men starting to pray loudly, others trying to run away and everyone shouting over one another.

“Silence!” the fairy screeched and stomped her foot, and at once it looked as though everyone was in trance.

Only a single man could still be heard, young and of yellow hair, wearing huntsman's attire. Dari could hardly believe her eyes but it was Ardan Julian Galahan, Devona's young knight husband and the heir of Honingen.

“Devona, my love, no!” he moved all around that particularly pretty thistle, desperate to help but not quite daring to touch it.

“Ah!” Farindel made when she noticed him. “There is my hero!”

She was happy again, and at once all her curses were reversed, Dari and Krool stopped dancing and the Fenwasians turned back into their former selves. For half a heartbeat, everyone in the yard was making noises again. Then they all fell quiet.

“Hero?” Ardan echoed into the void. “What do you need me to do?”

It was a stupid thing to ask and Farindel's mood already started swinging again.

She screeched, “End the Red Curse!”

“Hero!” the other Fenwasian, much smaller and of less splendid stature than Bragon, suddenly called out into the night. “The giantess! The bigger one, she spoke of a hero on our way here!”

“Ah,” Krool made under his breath.

“Fetch her!” Bragon commanded. “Both of them, now!”

If his short existence as a thistle had perturbed him, he did not show any signs of it, much unlike his daughter who was crawling so deep into Ardan's embrace that it seemed the two meant to melt into each other.

Dari exchanged a glimpse with Krool at the mention of the giantesses even though her mind could not fathom from whence they should appear. When they were brought, her jaw went down all the way to her breastbone and stayed there for a considerable time.

They were small. It was hard to recognize them by anything other than their clothing, but it was definitely them. Laura was Dari's size, roughly speaking, and Janna wasn't much larger. Both looked to be in dire condition too, mud- and blood-spattered and their eyes red and crusted with old tears.

When Krool saw them, he started to laugh so hard that he lost his stand. It took Dari a moment to realize why. Whatever Borbarad's big plans for Laura and Janna were, he would have to bake considerably smaller loaves now. The two of them together couldn’t have overpowered a single able-bodied man, let alone a kingdom.

It was an almost epic sense of justice Dari felt, reliving in her head all the mistreatment she had suffered at those giant hands. They would still have to die, of course. And just now seemed to be the perfect time to facilitate it, right after the Fenwasians were done with them. That they were still breathing truly seemed like a wondrous leniency in light of what the two former behemoths had done to the County of Winhall, Bragon Fenwasian's home.

In the yard, many seemed to feel the same as new eruptions of shouting indicated. The men prayed directly and loudly for Farindel to kill the former giantesses, or alternatively to allow for them to be killed. The latter raised Dari’s suspicion, like a human finger bone in a bowl of pork stew. One needed to take only one look at the count of Winhall to conclude that he was not a merciful man. His appearance might have been deceitful, but even the warmest, most kind-hearted sort of lord would have condemned Laura and Janna to die, if only to mitigate the possibility that they might grow again.

‘Perhaps he’s saving them for a larger audience,’ Dari thought.

But that would be stupid.

“Are they saying they can’t be killed?!” she hissed at Krool.

The black man in his shredded motley had trouble stifling himself.

“Mh, hm, hm, transformation magic,” he grinned. “You think you could've killed me underfoot when I was a nettle? No, you couldn’t have snapped my stem! You'd have needed a knife or an axe, just as you would now, and it wouldn’t be quick neither. To kill those two lot you'd need to hack at their necks till your arms fall off, heh, heh, heh!”

“But they're not plants,” Dari pointed out in desperation. “They're just...small, like us!”

“Like us, correctly,” Krool giggled. “She's made them human! Ah, ha, ha, ha! Don’t you see?!”

Once again, his madness got the better of him and she understood nothing. If it took until her arms fell off then she would be perfectly willing to make that sacrifice, but she sensed she wouldn’t be afforded that opportunity. Life was cruel that way.

“Silence!” Bragon Fenwasian roared, and the entire yard turned as silent as a grave again, all but for Krool who couldn’t stop laughing.

The unbridled cackles were echoing off the castle walls and created a very awkward situation. The Albernian count gave an irritated look and whatever he wanted to say stuck in his throat. He must have assumed Krool and Dari to be companions of some sort to the magical, childish fairy or else he might have had Krool’s head. The moment of absurdity and tension lasted too shortly to be resolved, however, because just then Dari heard noises behind her. The gate was open, and from thence came moaning and scratching sounds, and the horrible squishing of mud and water.

“Things in the moor!” the call came from the high tower like a hailstorm smashing into a field of grain. “Red Things! Rising in the moor!”

“To arms!”

‘Red things,’ Dari thought when she saw what was marching upon the open gate. ‘Dead things.’

Like everyone else, the watchers had their eyes upon the yard, and saw the approaching danger much too late. Evidently, whatever had ever drowned or otherwise died in this misty, terrible bog was now crawling back out again, red and screaming for vengeance. She had seen bad things in the red woods. This was worse. Some of these things had clearly been human once. They were walking on two legs, for the most part, and flailed around their arms, if they still had them. But there was many a beast as well, some looking partially eaten while others looked as though they had been eaten twice.

Horrible mutations were visible here too. One man, presuming from his height, had an additional arm growing straight out of his chest, red and mud spattered and grabbing blindly at the air. And the moonlight made everything even more terrifying to look upon.

“Close the gate!”

“Bring me my armour!”

“Archers!”

“Defend Farindel!”

“Sally out!”

“Shield wall!”

Everyone was screaming, sergeants and noblemen gave conflicting commands, men ran into each other in their haste to obey or get away.

Dari didn't want to get into contact with anything out there. She ran for the gate instead, helping the few smart men at work to shut it.

Krool grabbed her by the shoulder and pulled her back, “What are you doing?! Get your friends and we're out of here! Come!”

‘They're not my friends!’ she would have liked to scream, but in light of things it seemed pointless.

“We're surrounded, my lord!” a runner reported screaming from the walls. “They're coming from all sides!”

Farindel, all but lost in the sea of running men, screeched at the top of her little lungs, “Protect me!”

She could turn people into plants and make them dance against their will, but against an army she was apparently powerless.

The men at the gate were struggling, screaming for help. A red creature made it through, a hairless, two-headed dog with a vicious speed to it, running straight for the fairy. It was so quick that no one could stop it, and Dari watched in astonishment as it bypassed man after ineffectual man until it almost reached its destination. Then, with a slash and a whimper, the beast lay dead with both its heads struck off, Ardan Galahan standing with the blade in his hand and a look of iron determination.

“Well struck, lad!” Bragon Fenwasian acknowledged, himself uselessly being clasped in more plate by his squires, there in the middle of the yard. “Archers, to the walls! Bring arrows and torches! Everyone else, hold the gate! Don’t let anymore of these pests inside!”

Something was finally being done to restore order and Dari tore herself loose from Krool.

“Where are we going to go, we're surrounded,” she hissed at him. “Make yourself useful. I don't want to die in this bog!”

“Should I sing a song for morale?” he suggested, not serious. “Two headed dog! Two headed dog, I am stuck here in the castle with a two headed dog!”

Some men turned to look at them, irritation and disgust in their eyes.

“Shut up!” Dari hissed. “If you keep this up, these red things will be the least of our problems!”

Instead, Krool launched into a sailors' song, “under wind and rain, why bemoan a bit of pain? It’s as bad as it seems, but somehow we still have dreams!”

She left him standing there, turning to the gate to help hold it. From atop the gatehouse, stones and arrows were thinning the horrors without, while from inside, men were pushing against the beasts that tried to squeeze through the gap of the closing doors. Spears were invaluable against such a rabid foe, and the men wielding them stuck theirs into anything trying to crawl through, pushing it back.

With combined efforts, they were finally able to push the doors shut so they could bar them. The last red beast, a living moor body that was so decayed it hardly looked human anymore, was crushed in between the wooden doors.

The sight produced unwelcome memories.

Dari looked around for something to do, seeing Janna and Laura being questioned by Bragon in the middle of the yard. Farindel was screeching something she could not comprehend while Devona was keeping the fairy company.

Then, the scene changed very suddenly. It was as though someone had lit a giant red lantern in the sky. There was considerably more red light now, she saw, a huge, glowing pillar of it coming from somewhere deep in the Farindel Woods and piercing into the clouds like the eye of a storm. These very clouds turned red too and began to twist and whirl around that pillar. Red flashes started to chase each other in the sky. And it began to rain blood.

Lord Bragon, now finally armoured fully but for a helm, spoke briefly with the fairy before turning to the yard at large, “Keep your mouths shut! Do not drink the rain! It will give you madness!”

Krool laughed somewhere in the distance. Then, people started to go rogue.

It was as if some seed had planted itself in their minds, and now watered with blood it burst open and released its fateful spawn. Men froze where they stood as though awoken from a very long slumber. They took a moment to take in their surroundings before raising whatever they had in hand against the man at their side.

A tingle in Dari’s neck saved her from being skewered by a spear thrust. She dodged out of the way and jumped forward, drawing her blade and burying it in her attacker’s neck. He died gurgling. The need of self-defence obscured what was what in the red terror. Between two men killing each other it was hard to tell who the original assailant was.

A man next to her slew his brother in arms and she jumped on his back with her blade entering his throat just after he shouted, “Wait!”

It was too late, however. That man died too and yet another man looked at her and raised his spear point.

He thrust and she dodged, shouting, “I’m not mad!”

The man withdrew a pace, “Then what did you kill him for?!”

They were helpless, aimless, trapped. In the middle of the yard, Laura and Janna were affected as well. They were struggling madly but two Fenwasians, the count and the other, wrestled them bodily away. Devona carried Farindel like a child and Ardan stood amongst those sane men who guarded them.

“Into the keep!” Bragon Fenwasian shouted. “Any man who’s got his wits about him, go to the keep!”

Those who were affected by the madness did not speak. They made sounds like animals, snarling, growling and howling. By these means, there was a way to tell which was which. Like everyone else who could, Dari started to run through the mayhem to the hexagonal tower.

There was a stable full of screaming horses next to the entrance of the keep. That entrance itself was elevated at least two paces off the ground, reachable by a flimsy wooden stair that could be removed quickly so that any attackers would have a harder time ramming down the door. Those men affected by madness did not seem capable of much more than blind aggression, so the keep seemed indeed like the best place to be, provided anyone inside had not turned madman.

She arrived just in time with the Fenwasian group, and the door was not barred, so they all made it inside as quickly as possible.

“What are we going to do?” The smaller Fenwasian asked of Count Bragon. “There’s no way out of this!”

Janna and Laura were kicking and screaming, contained only because the men who carried them were hardened fighters and infinitely stronger than them. Their skin was turning red, Dari saw, though if it were from curse or exhaustion, she could not tell.

“You big stupids drank the water!” Farindel complained. “How many times must I tell you, do not drink the water!”

Bragon Fenwasian transferred Janna to two of his men who held her down, “Bind them up! There are shackles below in the cellar. Remove all weapons you find there.” He turned to answer the question, “Defend the keep. Rally our men here. Kill all the madmen. Where is Rodowan?”

“I am here, my liege,” a tall old man answered from the round stair that led to the upper stories of the keep. “We have cleared the tower. All our bowmen up top are dead. I have replaced them with men who are still loyal.”

He had long grey hair and was not a Fenwasian, but other than this, Dari knew nothing of the man.

“Always ahead of me,” the count smiled mildly. “I wish to hear your counsel. What shall we do?”

Farindel answered instead, “You have to kill the Red Wyrm! Urgh, why are all humans so stupid!”

“We humbly beg your forgiveness, Mistress of the Woods,” the old man Rodowan said. “We pray you share your wisdom with us. Guide us, that your will be done!”

Once again, Dari was struck by how useless the fairy was. She had to serve some function other than terrorizing people by turning them into plants or making them act foolish against their will. If not, there was no reason to pray to her, but then again, Dari had seen men pray to Laura and Janna for merely the reason that they were powerful too.

“Oh, I know!” The fairy proclaimed like a child at play. “Let me down so I can put all the red men to sleep!”

Said and done. Devona put Farindel on the ground, and the little, winged snot nose waddled out of the tower, everyone else on her heels. In the yard, she raised a fist and made a puff of golden sparks explode, upon which everyone fighting suddenly yawned, dropped their weapons and laid themselves down where they were, curling up and starting to snore in a heartbeat.

Dari decided she didn't like fairies.

Of course, Farindel had put everyone to sleep, not only the madmen. And the beasts outside the castle could still be heard raging, shoving and scratching at the wooden gate. The red rain had already stopped at this time. Dari had hardly noticed in the chaos as many of the torches in the yard had guttered out. Everything was muddy and steeped in the red water, doused in the red light, all red and black in this nightmare.

“Secure the gate!” Bragon Fenwasian ordered. “And sift through the sleepers. Anyone with red skin, you kill.”

He drew his sword as an example and went to stab the nearest reddening man to death, but Rodowan stopped him.

“My liege!” the old man hollered. “Wouldn’t it be wiser just to wake those who are not red?”

Bragon was a born commander, clearly, and willing to make even painful decisions. A wise man, however, he was not. They tried the old man's plan and it worked, checking the sleepers’ skin with a torch and waking those who showed no signs of reddening. Those who were rudely woken looked like they might nod off again at any moment, but at least an even greater bloodbath was prevented this way.

Then followed the next problem.

“My lord!” two men came from the keep, leading Krool by his collar. “We found this one hiding below. What shall be done with him?”

The count of Winhall looked with a mix of distaste and annoyance at the black fool before tossing a glance at Farindel.

“He's not ours to hang,” he declared briskly. “Let him go.”

Dari would have welcomed it if Krool hadn’t smiled the way he did. It made it impossible not to think ill of him.

“The Red Wyrm is coming,” he said through his yellowed teeth. “What will you do, my lord? We will all die.”

Contempt was written plainly on Bragon’s face. He looked like he was perfectly willing to ignore the issue until his eyes found his daughter.

“We will stand and fight,” he said then. “Make everyone ready. Take this creature below and shackle him well.”

Dari didn't know what the Red Wyrm was. It had to be some monster, she thought, some demon. But she had killed a demon before, even without magic. Krool did not seem so sure about the whole issue, however. The two strong men were pulling at his motley, but he did not move a single inch, strong and stubborn as an ox.

He addressed the fairy, “You know they don't stand a chance. You have lost. You are all lost. Your last hope died when the giantesses turned red. They were your only way out.”

“Help!” a shout came from the gate. “Milord, they’re breaking through!”

There was a crash and a scream that sounded like it came from a mad cow. A red, beastly head with two horns stuck through the wood. Dari mistook it for another actual demon before recognizing the creature for a hairless wisent, driven savage by the Red Curse.

She saw a spear on the ground and took it, just in case.

The wisent was promptly stabbed to death by the soldiers, but that didn’t alleviate the problem. The gate cracked and creaked dangerously under the pressure from outside.

“There is always hope,” Farindel told Krool. “Hope dies last.”

The fool rolled his eyes and let the men lead him away, which made the great Albernian count turn to Dari.

His cold eyes pierced her, nailing her to an imaginary wall, “And who would you be?”

The verbal altercation between Krool and Farindel, as well as the fairy’s lack of intervention in the arrest must have told Bragon that she and Krool weren't as close to Farindel after all. Something told her that she might follow Krool into the cellar at any moment. And she hated getting caught.

“My lord, you would do well to let the fool fight by our side,” she pleaded. “He is quicker than anyone. I've seen him. I will fight by your side as well, as I have done since I brought Farindel to you.”

Mentioning the useless god-fairy softened his expression a bit, although on this stone-faced man it meant preciously little. Nevertheless, he seemed to consider for a moment.

“I am loathe to let women and fools fight in my battles,” he declared before a shout came from the tower again.

“Watch out at the gate!”

Wood crashed and splintered, shards of the gate went flying all through the yard. Farindel squeaked and Devona shrieked and Dari frowned at what came through.

It wasn't a mass of red beasts this time but a giant foot, clad in red scales and wearing long black claws for nails. The giant toes had trapped two men beneath them as they curled downward, digging into the mud and crushing the bodies beneath them until they stopped screaming.

“I like this,” a great voice filled with evil lisped in the sky.

There was a gargantuan shadow. How exactly anyone could have missed a foe of this size approaching, Dari could not tell. But things had just turned from worse to insurmountable.

“Into the keep!” Bragon, Rodowan and others shouted.

Farindel and Devona were deemed most important as everyone who was still able fell in around them. A set of glowing, red eyes looked at them from above.

“Kill her!” Farindel screamed. “You have to kill her! You have to kill the Red Wyrm!”

‘No one ever said she would be so big,’ Dari justified herself in her mind.

She would rather face three Grakvaloths blind instead of whatever this was. She also figured that the giant monster would either step on or reach for the big group around the fairy, so she kept away from the others and stopped for the moment.

Farindel then gave a grunt and shot a big, golden spark into the sky, whizzing loudly and exploding with a glare so bright it made the very yard glow. The big, red thing screamed and reared back, blinded by this blessed spark of light.

When Dari risked a peek below the canopy of her hand, she saw that the monster had the scales and claws, hands and feet, head, skin and tail of a dragon, but otherwise the physique of a slender maid, even the hint of breasts upon its chest. It was also huge as it stood there, as tall as Janna and Laura had been, perhaps.

‘Wyvern,’ she understood, ‘a Wyrm is a wyvern.’

There was only the keep. Even without it's claws and terrifying teeth, this gargantuan dragon lady could stomp them all like bugs if they remained in the open.

‘Krool was right,’ Dari thought. ‘We're all lost.’

On second thought, she knew how scarcely little walls and towers had served their occupants against giantesses, being more trap than defence. Dispersion might be the only hope after all.

“Halt!” she shouted at the others. “You are running into your doom! Spread yourselves out and hide!”

What she said was even truer than she knew, she realized, for the entrance of the keep was now barred by a fine net of...

‘Spider web?’

On the hexagonal tower, a black shadow stirred, revealing it to be not a shadow at all but a giant spider, larger than an ox, black and long-legged and shining like onyx in places. Dari stopped in complete shock upon her discovery, and there was something more to this new beast that gave her pause.

The head of the spider was the upper body of a woman, the colour of stone, stark naked, black-eyed, and gritting long, venomous teeth.

‘More evil, mighty cunts.’

Predictably, Bragon and his posse did not heed her words. They recognized the web and drew steel, but among them only young Ardan seemed to see the threat looming above them.

When the spider jumped right in front of the group, Ardan gave a shout and slashed with his sword in a wide, savage arc. One of the eight, black legs was sheered clean off and the monster screamed, retreating, turning and crawling lightning-fast up and over the wall. Swords hacked through the web with ease and the group vanished in the tower, the heavy oaken door falling shut behind them.

As the wood and metal rattled, the light in the sky guttered out and Dari found herself alone and night-blind in the yard. Her neck was tingling like a disease and it was all she could do to lie herself down and play dead.

She found herself next to an old man with snow-white hair and his face turning red, one of the mad sleepers, slumbering peacefully. Then a shadow passed overhead and he was gone, replaced by a wall of pink scale. The dragon lady’s foot sank horribly into the ground, accompanied by the bodies she was crushing.

“Oh, that’s what that feels like,” the lisping, female voice said above.

Dari suppressed a whimper.

Several men who had been thrown from the gate when it crashed open were moaning all around. Dari could feel the huge beast lower itself to pick up a few of them. Their voices rose horribly into the darkness before the slobbering sound of the dragoness eating could be heard.

“Mh, tasty!”

A bit of dragon-spit rained down on Dari at the lisping word, and where it touched her skin it started to itch abominably. It wasn’t hot, however, only disgustingly lukewarm.

“Lissandra!” a new female voice hissed, further away and evil. “Are you done playing?! Bring me Farindel, now!”

“You shouldn’t have made me so big!” the dragoness complained. “How will I go in there? I'm too big!”

“Tear it apart!” what must have been the spider answered. “Use those sharp claws I gave you!”

The foot next to Dari lifted and settled further away in the yard. Standing next to the tower against the returning moonlight, it became clear that this beast was not quite equal to the former size of Janna and Laura. One third, perhaps, Dari thought, and against all odds it seemed that the keep might be able to withstand her.

The only problem was that Dari wasn’t inside.

-

When Furio Montane awoke, he thought that he was surely in some Netherhell. It was cold, dark and earthy. His body felt strange, every movement strained him. Some demon sat not far from him, huffing and puffing, breath misting in the air.

But as his eyes adjusted to the darkness, he recognized a number of things he had missed before. He was sitting in a box at the bottom of an earthy pit. And the demon was not a demon at all but some turban wearer, covered in dirt and whimpering at his bloody hands. The man had lost all his fingernails by digging.

“Retoban?” Furio’s own voice sounded strange to him. “What are you doing here?”

For the life of him, he couldn’t piece any of it together.

“Rest, friend,” the alchemist replied. “Put yourself at ease. You are a dead man.”

“Dead?” Furio echoed. “Truly? Am I a ghost, like Ilmenview?”

He didn’t know whether he particularly liked that prospect.

“Hah!” the other smiled and threw back his head. “No, not like that. I told them that would happen if they burned you.”

“Burned me?” Furio asked and looked at his hands.

They did not look burned at all.

“No, they didn’t burn you!” Retoban insisted. “They didn’t want you to turn into a ghost and take vengeance! They had to bury you with rites and all. The provost of the Boron temple himself spoke you a sermon! Oho, but they buried you deep, too. And a strong box in case your body rose as those not long ago in the city. I didn’t think about that. I almost wasn’t able to open your coffin.”

He pointed a bloody finger at the twisted and mangled padlock that had closed the steel-reinforced box in which Furio sat. It dawned upon him.

“I was buried?” he asked. “Why?”

Retoban grinned, “Because you died! Not really, though. But your murderers didn’t know that.”

“You are speaking in bloody riddles,” Furio declared and decided he would rather stand up now. The night was cold and it froze him, he was hungry and his throat was very dry. “Let us go,” he urged. “I have a hunger. What hour is it?”

“Go, where?” Retoban asked. “I have brought food, just...my hands, could you...Balsam, perhaps?”

Balsam Salabunde, Furio remembered, a healing spell. Quite simple but nevertheless powerful. The greater the injury, the greater the cost. He took Retoban's fingertips in his hands, closed his eyes and mumbled the formula.

The alchemist bowed his head in gratitude, “Nine and ninety blessings upon you. Now, I hope you enjoy cold capon. No wine, I fear, but I have milk of this morning.”

‘Capon,’ Furio thought, ‘Capon, yes. Wine and pipe weed. The Galahans.’

“I was poisoned!” he declared, more to himself than by way of conversation.

Retoban met his gaze but did not react as shocked as Furio had hoped or expected.

“Yes, that is quite true, relatively speaking,” the alchemist replied. “A wonderful sleeping concoction so created as to produce the appearance of death, aye. There was some wonder as to the lack of stiffness in your limbs, but it does not seem to have mattered.”

“Who was it?” Furio asked feverishly. “Who wanted me to  appear dead?!”

It didn’t make any sense.

“I did,” Retoban the Blue admitted freely before finally explaining in more detail.

Janna and Laura hadn’t come back. Countess Franka Salva Galahan had tried to kill him, framing the noble girl with the ogresses for the murder. Retoban had cleverly seen through Franka's plans and exchanged the poison for a different sort of brew that would put Furio to sleep and make him appear dead rather than killing him.

“But,” Furio noted with a mouth full of cold capon and milk while they were eating, “mh, how did you make it out of the palace?”

The alchemist smiled, “I had to jump into ice-cold water with the girl they blamed for murdering you. Do not worry, I let her believe you are dead.”

Furio shook his head, “But why?”

“Because she loves you not!” Retoban replied meaningfully. “None of them do!”

“They blame me for all the giantesses did,” Furio conceded. “They do not know.”

‘Did I ever really have a choice?’ he tried to remember. ‘Did I go wrong?’

“It matters little now,” Retoban smiled. “You are dead to them and to the world, free to do as...well, if we get rid of the evidence, that is.”

He was referring to the opened grave, an ugly sore upon the meadow. Retoban was a curious sort of fellow. He had brought food and drink for both of them, but not even a spade with which to dig.

But what he said was true. Furio might have been still in danger here, but if he kept his head low and slipped through to the sea, he might just be able to go home again. Ship travel in winter was far from safe or being an enjoyable experience, however. And besides, someone had to investigate what had happened. If the black wizard had something to do with it...

“I am bound by duty,” he declared. “One such as me is never free.”

There was a sort of pain reflecting from Retoban’s eyes. The alchemist had hoped the two of them might run away together.

“I know this,” the Tulamidian lowered his turbaned head. “North then. Will you take a night’s rest, at least? We can stay in the home of the hanged chicken man.”

After filling the hole, they went to a small cottage not far from the grave. The capon had come from here, Furio recognized, a pair of giant feet had torn through crofts and fields, and four loose ends of rope hung from a tree not far from the only building.

Whoever had hanged the farmers had taken care to dispose of their bodies but never bothered to burn down the house or even loot it. It must have happened recently or else others would have come and taken the stores, to say nothing of the chickens and the cow.

But as nice as the accommodation was under the circumstances, Furio could not find sleep.

“Of course not,” Retoban informed him. “The draft I gave you to wake you up will not wear off for a few days.”

He had slept enough, Furio recognized. He sat in the darkness, pondering what he might do, all the while peppering Retoban with questions.

They were not far from Honingen, but the alchemist did not believe it would be an issue.

“The old countess has much more substantial problems than us,” he said lightly. “It seems there will be another revolt, one much bigger and, um, ogrish, heh, heh.”

‘Another revolt in Honingen?’

One would have believed the people might grow tired of it, given that after each time, the city seemed to have a couple hundred fewer inhabitants.

“A good time to buy a house,” Retoban quipped. “If you can defend it.”

Furio did not think the subject fit for humour. He needed to go north and find out where Janna and Laura had gone. To do so, he thought, he would merely have to follow their footsteps each of which left a shallow pond-sized hole in the grass. It couldn’t be very difficult.

After Retoban drifted off to sleep next to him, the night was sheer torture. There was nothing to do, not even a book to read. He had no writing utensils and only his thoughts and the breathing of the cow to keep him company.

He thought of the note he had found in the rubble of Honingen’s city hall. The black wizard. Clearly, some shenanigans were afoot. He didn’t like it. He thought about his dream and the gods. His duty.

‘Are you Rohal reborn?’

His breath faltered for a second.

“Retoban!” he whispered feverishly in the dark, shaking his colleague with one hand. “Reto!”

The alchemist stirred, as did the cow, “Uh, is someone coming?”

“No!” Furio breathed. “I just had a thought. Borbarad! What if he is back, back in this world?! Would that be possible?”

He sounded silly, he realized, like a child afraid of its own shadow. But Retoban humoured him.

“Mh, there is a mad theorem I once read,” the alchemist said, yawning. “The musings of some armchair sorcerer who lost his wits, to be sure. He was hypothesizing that time was a flat circle. That which happened, happened again, and again, and forever again. This meant, according to him, that if one left the circle and re-entered it at a different point, one could skip time or go back and forth, even though in the end all this would avail one nothing. I must confess, I thought it vile blasphemy at the time, and I do not think different now. Say, what has you so spooked?”

“Just a thought,” Furio conceded. “Go back to sleep.”

‘Truly he, indeed?’

It was hard to tell, but nevertheless something churned in his stomach at the thought, a kind of foreboding intuition. He kept that to himself, however, not wanting to appear more superstitious or cowardly than he already did.

The next morning saw Furio already up and about, trying to make breakfast. He could restart the fire easily enough, but a lifetime of studying the arcane and other such elaborate pursuits had left him sadly unskilled at catching chickens. The blasted little creatures squawked and gawked but whenever he came near them they simply scurried away.

“You have to throw a basket on one,” Retoban suggested when he woke up and saw.

The Tulamid in his sapphire-blue kaftan was immaculately clean whereas Furio looked as earthy as the hole from which he had crawled. Retoban knew a spell to clean himself head to heel, as well as another one that kept roaches, fleas and other critters away from his bed in the night. Those were simple, almost trivial spells with little use for one like him, but Furio envied his colleague nonetheless.

What made him happy was that his body appeared to be in a much better state than he had remembered. He wasn't strong or particularly dexterous. In fact, after waking in his coffin, he had felt rather rusty in the joints. But those constant dull aches and that strong urge to sit had subsided. When he moved now, his muscles were encouraging him to test them more.

Besides, Retoban made for just as comical a figure at catching chickens. He tried to catch one under a basket, which wouldn’t have been a bad idea if the alchemist had dared to move a little quicker. When he ultimately did, and the basket finally contained the desired animal, he slipped and fell, arms flailing, butt-first into the muck.

It made Furio laugh like he hadn’t laughed in months.

“I haven’t thanked you, yet,” he noted when they plucked the bird together. “For, uh, saving my life.”

Retoban seemed embarrassed and shook his head, “A common courtesy, not worth mentioning. One hand washes the other.”

‘Yes,’ Furio thought, ‘but how do I wash yours?’

Furio had had two companions thus far, Rondria and Graham, both of whom died gruesomely. But then again, this Retoban seemed more like a man who could handle himself.

“I have to find out what happened,” he explained himself. “There are men who need to know.”

Who those men were, he didn't know exactly, other than the emperor and his wise advisors at court. He didn’t even know how much, if anything, the Praios Church's inquisition had left of Horasian wizards.

Retoban stopped plucking for a moment, “All I know is that your gargantuan maids have not returned. Their absence seems to have been the spawn of all this trouble. And then, after the countess' heir and his wife ran off, I wasn't called upon often.”

Furio sat up on his stool, “They ran away? Why?”

The alchemist shrugged and resumed plucking, “I do not think even the countess knew. She was walking up the walls with fury, as the northerners say.”

Furio couldn’t tell whether or not this was important. It might have been just two young hearts enflamed with passion, fleeing from the clutches of seniority.

‘I would have like to do that once,’ he thought and smiled.

Although, with the state Albernia was in after Janna and Laura entered, it was certainly a reckless undertaking. Small wonder old Franka became so enraged.

“I should go and pluck a chicken with that countess,” he said. “She has a deal to answer for and might know more of what happened.”

She had knights and soldiers, to be sure. But he was a wizard, and he felt strong again.

“I am afraid that won’t be possible,” Retoban replied. “You are not the only one wishing to redress past wrongs with her. The girl I told you about, if those ogres still heed her call then Franka Salva Galahan’s fortunes will not last much longer.”

“Oh!” Furio made.

He was angry that Franka had tried to kill him, but he didn’t know if the news of her apparent demise made him feel any better.

“I go north then,” he determined. “Follow wherever those footsteps lead. It may be my end, truly this time. But I must. If you are wise, you will not follow me there.”

The alchemist sighed and stared at the dead, almost naked bird for a long moment.

Then he said, “They were burning wizards everywhere I went, my friend. And unlike you I lack the spells with which burn them back. I must come with you. Otherwise, my only choice is to remain here.”

He gestured around the hovel. It wasn’t bad by peasant standards, but still Furio judged it would only be a question of time before someone with ill intent came knocking. Like as not, this had been the farm where that fateful capon had been raised on which they had supped when the countess tried to poison him. And the hangings were likely connected to that as well.

That having Retoban around might prove useful became apparent after they had cooked the bird and were eating it, letting the soup cool and congeal outside to take along on their travel. Alchemists, apparently, made for astounding cooks, and Furio ate better than even at his own noble father’s table.

“Horses would be good,” he noted with the bone he was gnawing on still in his mouth.

Retoban stroked his goatish beard, “Difficult beasts to come by, I am afraid. The countess sent out riders in all directions of the heavens to look for her heir. We may well run into some of these on the road. We had best move quietly.”

Furio frowned. He didn’t intend to rush from shadow to shadow on his way north. Travelling on foot during the midst of winter was bad enough as it was, to say nothing of all the other perils.

“It would be best to disguise ourselves,” Retoban added. “Remember, my friend, you are a dead man. It is in both our interest to keep it that way.”

“Heh, and what,” Furio chortled, absurd pictures of the two of them chasing through his head. “A Horasian and a Tulamid, begging alms in the winterly Albernian countryside, asking after two female monstrosities who have trampled whole kingdoms out of existence?!”

“A little dirt goes a long way,” the alchemist replied. “As for the rest, we needn’t say much, and best if we mumble when we do. We can be peasants fleeing the turmoil at Honingen. Do you have any coin?”

Furio shook his head. Of what money he had, he had been completely and utterly robbed. He didn’t have his staff, no potions, no bedding or change of smallclothes either. A bad feeling was spreading in his stomach when he realized that but for the muddy robes upon his back he truly was a beggar.

Retoban was right, he saw. Their only hope of survival outside of this cabin was the generosity of good and godly folk, unless they wished to betray all moral sense and turn brigand. The thought of incinerating a peasant family for a heel of bread made him sick to his stomach.

“Peasants it is,” he concede grudgingly.

Having to wear robes or at least some sort of insignia marking one as a wizard was a requirement imposed by the guilds. Over the course of his life, any sorcerer would become so accustomed to them that any other sort of dress felt queer to the point of irritation. The former occupants of this cabin had also been hanged and burned with their winter garments on, leaving the two arcane colleagues scarcely little to choose from.

“Dress like an onion,” Retoban advised smartly. “If you get hot upon the way, you can always peel off another layer.”

Thus, Furio ended up with a set of old and moth-eaten hoses over newer ones, two stained shirts over his shift, a hood over a hat, and a queerly festive-looking jacket on top. The family had been wealthy, at least, undoubtedly owing to the fact that they supplied capons to the Galahans.

They brought as many provisions as they could carry and took the pot and a good blanket each in case they had to sleep outside. The prospect of it was dreadful, sure enough, but there was no way around it. As they set out on their journey, it began to snow and before long, the cold was seeping into Furio’s feet through his boots.

Despite the circumstances, things didn’t seem to be going horribly wrong at all. They passed the village of Storkrock at a distance and found the road north easily enough, and of the riders they dreaded meeting, they saw not even so much as a trace. Their own trail would vanish in the snow as well, which was welcome. At the same time, it was simply impossible to tell the age of any giant footprint they came across, which filled Furio with a sense of uncertainty.

It was also a testament to the might of the monsters he was seeking, how they could so casually leave their mark permanently upon the land. Retoban, when pointed to the observation, disagreed.

“Think how sad,” the alchemist said. “They soil the great creation wherever they walk.”

The desert peoples of the Novadi and in large parts the Tulamids as well, despite the latter’s allegiance to the Garethian Empire, believed in a single god whom they named Rashtullah. This god had supposedly made everything, and he could do everything and guided everything somehow, which sounded appealing only on the surface. It left the faith open to a myriad of contradictions of which the pantheon of the Twelve did not suffer. It would be horridly discourteous to point this out, however.

Interestingly, there were the sectarian believers in the One God amongst the Garethians and Horasians as well, but those were hunted and burned at the stake for heretics.

The two travellers reached Arran in the evening of their first day, and the tanners there were happy to have some company, even if it be refugees. Retoban was wary of talking to anyone but had to concede that having shelter was a thing they couldn’t do without.

“Few ever talk to tanners,” Furio argued. “The stench that clings to them spreads many ailments.”

It was the work with rotting skins and meat, plus the disgusting concoction of urine, dog faeces and other such things used to turn skin into leather that was to blame for this circumstance, and indeed the odours that surrounded Arran were little short of appalling even though only minor tanning could be done during the frost.

“This is known,” Retoban agreed. “Although, I wonder, how come those self-same tanners are rarely afflicted?”

Furio did not have an answer to that question, and the tanners did not look like they would be able to provide one either. Their work was of a hardy nature that did not involve a lot of thinking. On the question of the giantesses’ whereabouts, on the other hand, they were very happy to provide an answer, stating that the two had trampled past the village some two weeks ago. This startled Furio somewhat, making him wonder how long exactly he had been dead, or respectively asleep.

To Boron, the god of death and sleep, that might make little matter, but he wondered how long his would-be murderers had him lying in a room before putting him into the ground.

‘Somewhere, between the sacred silence and sleep,’ was a line from a prayer he remembered, little use as it was.

He couldn’t well start a conversation about it with Retoban while in the presence of simple folk. But simple as they were, they knew their craft very well, and Retoban the alchemist proved very adept at whittling the secrets of their trade out of the smelly men and women.

“Isn’t that marvellous?” The curious Tulamid said after a while when Furio had begun to find the depths of the dancing flames on which he was thawing out his feet to be more interesting. “To think that bark makes leather soft?”

“Oak bark works best,” the old, almost toothless tanner with whom he had done most of the talking added.

“Why though, I wonder?” Retoban pondered. “What is in oak bark that makes it so?”

The alchemist had become very interested in the profane side of his profession after discovering that during the brief period when magic had left the world some of his formulas would no longer work the way they used to. He suspected that there was a way in which substances interacted with each other that had nothing to do with the arcane. And if he was able to formulate and establish rules according to which this happened, he might be able to open up a whole new field of alchemy far beyond boiling soap and making perfume.

That was what he had told Furio to make the march a little more interesting, anyhow. It was as good conversation as any, even though Furio admittedly cared little about why bread rose and why oil and water did not mix unless pot ash or soap were added. Such knowledge, in his mind, was more quaint than useful, especially with so many sorrows looming.

With confirmation that they were on the right trail, they continued on the next day well-warmed, fed and rested but nevertheless glad to be breathing fresh air again.

Their next stop, some time after noon, was the castle of Feyrenwall further up the river and sitting upon a rock they had to climb via a serpentine path. Looking up at the archers between the merlons, Furio had a bad feeling in the pit of his belly which wasn't improved by the dark and terrible banners flying there. Finally arriving before a raised drawbridge over an impassable gulch with sharpened stakes at the bottom they were greeted by at least a dozen loaded crossbows pointed at them.

A man with a face so leathered that it would have made a tanner proud addressed them roughly, “That's close enough! Keep those beggar hands where we can see them and state your purpose!”

Furio loosened the blanket he had draped around himself to reveal his good jacket, but when he opened his mouth nothing would come out. He wasn’t good at sounding like a peasant, and even worse at sounding like an Albernian. With the tanners, it hadn’t really mattered because they had been much too eager to have someone new to talk to, and a little drunk besides. It was winter, after all.

But this was different, the hostility grave and unwarranted.

“Let us go,” Retoban urged under his breath.

Furio gritted his teeth. It wasn’t terribly late in the day, but the cold and the endless walking didn’t go as easy as it had yesterday. True to Retoban’s threat, he hadn’t been able to sleep, and the smells at Arran seemed even worse when everyone was snoring.

Then there was also the story of the missing dragon bones. The tanners had removed the skin of the dragon Laura had slain, and also stripped the flesh off the carcass to reveal the impressive dragon skeleton. The problem was that these bones had somehow gone missing. The tanners blamed bears which sometimes came from the other side of the river, but Furio had a different, more sinister suspicion.

In any event, he had been hoping strongly for a hot bowl of soup by a fire at Feyrenwall, and he saw no good reason why it should be denied to him. Furthermore, there were supposedly no more populated places between here and the Farindel. There might be farmsteads, true enough, but one never knew if what was lurking inside was truly so innocent.

He stepped forward and worked the Bannbaladin in his mind. It wasn’t entirely moral nor according to guidance, but neither was the way the men opposite conducted themselves. The leather-faced captain leaned over the side of the wall, squinting. Then he gave the command to open the gate.

“A sudden change of heart,” Retoban noted in a voice that sounded almost like criticism.

The grizzled warrior was standing at the other end of the drawbridge when it came down, sword by his side and confused soldiers behind him, but a smile on his face that could have melted butter. Further, he embraced Furio in the middle of the bridge and even gave him a kiss upon a bearded cheek. This Bannbaladin had apparently come out particularly strong, or else this man was just exceptionally gullible.

“I know this man!” he roared amiably with his raspy battle voice. “Don’t remember from where, though. Tell me again, how was it we knew each other, and who is your companion?”

Furio had to think quickly, and an idea came into his head that explained away everything well enough. The spell would wear off eventually, so it would pay off to leave the gate with some ambiguity too.

“We must have been drinking,” Furio smiled his warmest lie. “I remember you too, though not from whence, exactly.” He gestured to Retoban, “This man here is my master. He is a healer from the south, come to see the Holy Jar at Honingen.”

“Ah,” the loud man chuckled. “Terrible time for a pilgrimage, eh? Does he have a name?”

Names were customary as well as dangerous, of course, and the two wizards had failed to agree upon false ones. But Retoban simply smiled, bowed and rattled off a Tulamidian name that was so long no person unfamiliar with Tulamidya could be expected to remember.

As for Furio’s name, the gatekeeper clearly did not know it either but was too embarrassed to say so, much as Furio couldn’t reveal he didn’t truly know with whom he was dealing.

“We do have need of a healer,” the man wiped his mouth with a leathery hand. “Our lord is dying, and our own healer says he cannot save him. Took a traitor’s quarrel, the poor lad. You do not look much like a healer, though.”

“We, uh, had to flee Honingen in some haste,” Furio explained quickly. “It’s bad there. Quite bad.”

“Oh?” the man pursed his lips, laying his entire stubbled jaw in wrinkles. “Thought things had started to calm down over there, now that the giant queen has gone away. What’s it this time?”

Furio swallowed and debated whether or not to tell the truth. He didn’t really know the full extent of that truth anyhow, so giving a believable answer was challenging.

“Ogres,” Retoban said after a moment, saving Furio from his predicament again.

“Ah,” the man nodded fiercely. “Aye, that had to go wrong, hadn’t it? Will you take a look at our lord then?”

It seemed quite trusting and forthcoming, but between the spell, the desperate state in which things seemed to be and the general welcomeness with which healers were regarded, it was only logical. In fact, this welcomeness had been the very reason Furio had turned Retoban into a healer. The notion wasn’t extremely farfetched either, because many alchemists knew how to make poultices, ointments and other medicines from herbs with healing properties. Only that there was such a high-status and apparently severe case to treat was something he hadn’t expected and the only thing that made him a little bit uneasy.

“Take me to him at once,” Retoban inclined with another bow.

The man swiftly commandeered one of his men to facilitate the request, but beckoned Furio to stay back. He spoke in a hushed voice, still friendly but also somewhat stricken.

“Have you heard of my son Cathal?” he asked so that his other men could not hear. “Young lad, looks nothing like his old man, plays the lute and drinks too much wine on most days? He was a squire to our lord, but he never came back with them from Honingen. Heard he took up with that Blaithin singer whose children now sit at my lord’s table as orphans. Perhaps you have heard of their mother, too, Elia Talvinyr?”

Furio shook his head twice, having no memory of any of them.

“Aye, like as not he’s dead,” the leathery man concluded sullenly. “And perhaps we’ll all be dead soon. If running away from peril was what you came here for, you’ve come to the wrong place. The Red Curse is at our doorstep.”

Furio craned his neck to look at the terrible colours blowing in the wind atop the gatehouse, “Is that the same curse I see upon your banners?”

“Aye,” the other said, following his gaze. “Our lord’s mother, she picked it. Now, Muriadh, our lord’s father, he replaced the family crest with the Red Wyrm on white. He was mad like that. Caused much bloodshed under that banner.”

Furio had heard the story before.

“Aye,” he agreed. “But he was betrayed and brought to justice with the help of his wife, was he not?”

The leathered man nodded, “Ah, she was a sweet woman. I owe her my post. Niamor blossomed under her...till she too went mad, that was.”

“Oh?” Furio raised a brow, now genuinely interested.

He hadn’t heard that part before.

“Aye, not a catching story, that one,” the man lowered his voice again. “Killed herself, in the end. Threw herself into the moat at Aiwall, she and her men cornered. Hadn’t she made me castellan here, mayhaps I would have died there too.”

“How horrible for your lord,” Furio replied. “I shudder to think of the day I have to bury mine own parents.”

That day would inevitably come, sooner or later. He had written to his parents when he had been with the army, but recently he just hadn’t thought of them at all. Most wizards lived very estranged from their families.

The castellan shook his head, “Ah, he didn’t get to bury either of them. Muriadh was executed by them Fenwasians up at Iauncyll. And they never found Laille’s body, pour soul.”

“Stonebreaker!” someone hollered from inside the castle at that moment. “Alrik Stonebreaker, your master calls for you!”

It was a soldier, and Alrik Stonebreaker had to be the name Retoban invented for Furio. It was a tad obvious, because it was a common jest that half the world was named so, even though in truth he did not feel as though that was strictly true.

The leathery castellan smiled and shooed him on, but not without extracting the promise of coming back another time if circumstances allowed. The soldier led him wordlessly through the remarkably ordinary castle and into the main house where they went straight away to the lordly chambers. There, the stench of death awaited.

The room was dim, hot and dusty, the air smothered. A ring of concerned figures stood around the bed, some whispering grave things and resting their hands on the shoulders of four glum children. A little girl was crying quietly. Retoban stood at a table against the wall, the rapid tick, tick, tick of mortar and pestle awfully loud.

“The flesh has mortified,” the alchemist said softly when Furio went to him. “I can make a strong poultice, try and draw out the bad humours, but what Lord Ilaen really needs is surgery.”

“I cannot explain it!” an old woman wept from the ring of bystanders, loud and shrill. “My nephew did everything right, and the wound was getting better!”

That nephew had to be the Peraine acolyte standing next to her, clothed in a plain green shift.

“His Lordship wouldn’t rest well, she says,” Retoban went on under his breath. “Apparently, he kept tearing the wound back open. He is burning with fever. Have a look.”

Furio didn’t feel well as he moved into the concerned circle, but he had made them into healers and healers they had to be. A simple spell of Balsam would seem like a miracle to these people, or else they would know it to be witchcraft. In any event, the spell could only prevent, not cure infections far as he knew.

The lordly patient lay atop his covers, naked above the waist, his body shiny with sweat. He had his eyes closed and was mumbling feverishly, and every now and then a jolt of pain made him flinch. He was still a strong man, Furio could see, very muscular and showing battle scars here and there. Beneath his left side, where the corrupted wound was, they had put a white linen that was stained in all manner of colours, mostly brown and black.

It had long been customary for a medicus to probe and explore a flesh wound with fingers and metal instruments, but in the Horasian Empire there had since been prominent voices rallying against this practice. Pus, likewise, was a contentious issue.

“He has a lot of the laudable atter,” the Peraine acolyte announced. “But he doesn’t get better. We know not why.”

Medici during Bospharan times said that pus was a sign of infection and should be removed whereas according to more modern traditions it was a sign of good healing. The newest ideas Furio had heard of again doubled back. He didn’t know these matters well enough to be of any true assistance.

For his disguise, this wasn’t really a grave concern. Retoban could make a poultice for Lord Ilaen and they could be on their way. But that wouldn’t save him. Cutting away the corruption with a hot knife and closing the wound with Balsam might not work either, because the infection had spread in and between the ribs.

“Was this wound cleaned and dressed when he sustained it?” Furio inquired of the castle healer.

The man nodded fiercely, “boiling wine and vinegar, a good poultice against infection and clean bandages. The wound wasn’t very deep to begin with because his chainmail stopped the quarrel short. I’ve never known a wound to get so much better and then so much worse.”

That was indeed noteworthy, Furio thought. It had to be the pus. It was the only logical explanation.

“It might be advantageous to remove the atter,” he declared. “Give the flesh room to close. Forgive me, my master and I are not surgeons. We make poultices and medicines, strictly.”

The acolyte rushed forward and tended to the task. While stepping back, Furio knocked against a wooden bowl on the floor, spilling some of its contents. It was blood, drained from the body to help balance of liquids. This practice was highly contested as well. Healing was a field fraught with uncertainty.

The Peraine acolyte was older than Furio and knew his craft evidently well. With nimble hands he pushed and shoved at the swollen flesh, squeezing out a flood of stinking discharge. The lord screamed with pain and threatened to wreathe himself out of his bed, necessitating Furio to hold him down.

“Give him some wine,” the acolyte urged, and Furio helped the lord drink.

The amount of discharge could not be contained by the linen cloth any longer and started dripping onto the floor, a sea of dark yellow with red streaks of fresh blood in it, but also dark black ones. Towards the end, what came out was mostly black, and he thought that it looked queer, more like pitch than old blood.

When Retoban came with the poultice and a bowl of something he said would help lower the fever, Furio showed him the strange substance.

“It isn't blood,” the alchemist agreed softly.

The two of them had to mumble to each other so as not to be overheard.

“What do you think?” Furio asked. “Poison?”

It was a dangerous question but Retoban pursed his lips and shook his head, “Yes and no. It is poison, clearly, but I do not think it has been given to him.”

“Perhaps the fire in his heart has guttered out so that his blood is no longer cleaned,” Furio suggested.

The raging fire in the left chamber of the heart was yet another contested issue, but it seemed to explain the phenomenon. Against all reason and sense, Retoban dipped his finger into the black substance, dabbed it against the tip of his tongue and tasted it. A groan of revulsion went through the room and Furio felt sick. Retoban, likewise, immediately regretted his madness and spat violently onto the floor, once, twice, thrice.

His wide, almond-shaped eyes foretold that this was no ordinary matter. Furio had felt that it looked unnatural from the start. He cast the analysis spell and the arcane structures of the world began to reveal themselves to him while everything else turned grey and moved into the background. There wasn’t a sliver of magic in the room but for him and Retoban, and the bright, red crystalline structure that was Ilaen Albenblood's quarrel wound. He had never seen anything like it before, neither this shade of red nor magic of this nature.

“It's a curse,” he mumbled and went on to describe it to Retoban.

Being a member of the White Guild, Furio knew a number of spells to reverse curses. Which of these to choose usually depended upon the nature of the curse. In this case, he was unsure, however. It had to be some influence spell, he surmised, because it didn’t appear to be demonic nor an illusion. Influence magic was close to druids and witches, who in turn were closest to fairies. It seemed to fit.

His counter spell, cast wordlessly with his hand upon the wound while Retoban provided a distraction, did not alleviate the curse, however. He tried the spell for reversing a transformation for good measure, but that one failed too.

It felt strange, casting spells while dressed like this. He was getting uncomfortable. Additionally, somewhere at the gate, the leathery castellan had to experience a drastic change in disposition just about now. This might or might not spell danger, but if too heavily in doubt, Furio could always cast the spell again and make his and Retoban’s escape.

“A...curse?” The old woman from before echoed while Furio was trying his spells.

“This is no natural wound any longer,” explained Retoban. “You did the right things, but the wound will not heal unless the main cause has been removed.”

The acolyte was at a loss, “But...who might have...is it the Red Curse?”

“That is difficult to say,” the alchemist replied when Furio noted something.

“Look!” he pointed Retoban to a dark, black line that slowly emerged from the wound and up the patient’s body under his skin.

It was inching forward, sliding like a snake, and the colour frightened him.

“If that is not stopped, he might be in greater peril,” the alchemist noted at once before turning to the acolyte. “Do you have leeches?”

Furio pressed down his thumb to stop the black line from advancing while leeches were brought up to suck out whatever this was. The removal of the pus must have ruptured some blockage in the wound, leading to this result. Furio half regretted not having applied the poultice and leaving Lord Ilaen to the inevitable.

Leeches were swiftly at hand, however, and the Peraine acolyte used a pair of iron pincers to grab one and guide it to the spot. The lord gave another whimper of pain when the animal attached itself to his person, and they could see the method seemingly bear fruits as the leech drank whatever had been traveling underneath the skin there.

“It’s working!” the acolyte cheered.

It was a small victory and short-lived.

Regrettably, Furio’s analysis spell had outrun while waiting for the leeches, so he was not able to observe everything that was happening on an arcane level. To his profane eyes, the leech first detached itself before curling up and apparently dying in agony. Before a new one could be applied, a notable change in colour occurred on the leech’s body. It had started out black and glistening, but now it turned first brown like a slug and then redder and redder until it seemed to glow.

Furio wrenched the pincers from the frightened acolyte, but when he tried to grab the queer thing it made a sound like hissing steam before exploding into something that bore no resemblance to its former self.

It was a red mass of goo that sprouted tentacles on all sides, like a headless squid. And it was moving quickly.

Without delaying for another second, Furio reached for it with the pinchers again, grabbing it tightly and pulling it off Lord Ilaen’s skin. It behaved like half-solidified pitch, dragging itself in a long line while its tentacle arms wreathed and curled around the pincers.

He ran like a haunted dog to the hearth and tossed everything inside, creature and pincers. He watched the thing hiss and squeal before it burst in the heat of flame, and finally its body caught on fire.

“What was that?” several people asked.

“Ilaen!”

Next to the dying lord, Retoban frantically tried to stop the advancing black line. But it was too late.

“It turned red, like the Red Curse,” Furio said, no longer bothering to whisper while he watched for any changes in Ilaen.

The line had went up his throat, the side of his face and into his hair line where it disappeared. But other than that, there did not seem to be further horrors. Moreover, once the observation was made the line seemed to pale and vanish. It was as though it had never been there in the first place.

“What does it mean?” Retoban asked, whispering.

Furio did not know. The three healers watched over Ilaen for some more time and Retoban finally administered the poultice and fever medicine. The patient did not die, but neither did he appear to be in pain any longer. He did not move nor make a sound but for his breathing. It looked as though he were only slumbering peacefully now.

They had his sweat cleaned off and dried and put him under his covers so that the room could be aired. Retoban said that this would be advantageous. When they were done, the lord did not look as though anything was wrong with him but for his unwashed hair. This gave his wife, the lady of the castle, so much hope that she kissed both of them.

“The gratitude and hospitality of Feyrenwall are yours!” she declared through eyes so pink and swollen that they could no longer weep.

It was already getting dark at that time, and Furio and Retoban were exhausted. Nevertheless, the lady put out a sizeable feast for them and insisted that they at least stay the night. Furio welcomed it. If truth be told, what he had seen in the lordly bedchamber had made him wary of sleeping outside unprotected so close to the source of vile evil. And the hardest part of this voyage was still ahead of them.

When Reodred Ardwain, the leathery castellan, entered the hall to eat, he did not seek Furio’s company. He did not touch any wine nor spoke unless spoken to, and the entire time he fixed Furio with a stare that spoke of deep suspicion.

The food was much more pleasant. Furio made sure he only swallowed after having seen others eat off the same platter. It couldn’t hurt to be careful. Their disguise meant that during conversation at table they had to lie constantly about what they had done, where they had been and so forth.

Retoban tried to remain as vague as possible, presumably so as not to burden his soul too much. But they were all lies anyway, and if truth be told, it was exhausting having to keep up the charade.

There weren’t any musicians in the hall either, but some of the younger ladies in attendance as well as one of the children could sing well enough to pass for entertainment.

“Have you taken some holy vow, Stonebreaker?” one of the ladies asked Furio at one point in a rather heavy-handed attempt of flirting with him. “You have such a handsome face but you hide it behind all that filthy hair.”

The lady of the castle, Moraine of Niamor, admonished the younger lady for the insult, but Furio was not offended. Instead, he apologized for the dishevelled way he looked and vowed to have his hair and beard trimmed at the earliest opportunity. This in turn led Moraine to another act of generosity, arranging for both bath and grooming as soon as the eating was done. They had lost a little bit of time by staying the night at Feyrenwall, but all in all it was good that they had come. Saving a life, much more a noble one, had to please the gods.

Alas, despite the wine he had drunk, Furio could not find sleep. He became drowsy and uncomfortable, but sleep would not come. Retoban, on the other hand, had caused mild irritation by refusing to drink wine. He would neither touch ale nor beer, either. The milk had already been poured in with the old to let it sour and be preserved as cheese later. So, he had asked for boiled water from the well. While everyone else became rather drunk, a thing for which apparently there hadn’t been proper cause or opportunity for some time at the castle, he kept his mind sharp and was able to save the two of them whenever Furio gaffed. Having him along paid off in ways that were ever new and surprising.

And despite not drinking, the alchemist appeared to be asleep even before his head sunk into the pillow. This, Furio grudged him a little bit. Perhaps on the morrow he would ask Retoban for a sleeping draft. Not being able to sleep was sheer torture, the hours upon hours of excruciating boredom. He should have asked for a book or writing materials, he reflected. He couldn’t even think of how to use his time productively otherwise.

That was when he heard the strange noises.

There was the shuffle of footsteps somewhere outside their room. Wood creaked, somewhere. Then a giggle, like a flock of hens or else a particularly frightening madman, high-pitched and unhinged. Furio stiffened in his bed and swallowed, thinking whether or not he should wake his friend.

‘Caution is the mother of fine porcelain,’ they said in the Lovely Meadows.

There was some kind of scraping at the door.

The fire in the hearth had not even begun to burn down, so the light in the room was still sufficient. Furio decided that he would act alone. After all, between the two of them it was declaredly his responsibility to wield the combat spells. Retoban, for all his other uses and abilities, would only get in the way.

When he rose and looked, there was dancing light shining through from underneath the door now, a candle or taper in very close proximity.

As quietly as he could, Furio hopped out of bed, straightened his shift and tiptoed to the door, a hand already on his shoulder and a devastating Ignifaxius on his lips, ready to be spoken. Then he wrenched the door open with his left hand, putting all his strength into it. The hinges screamed and the door ring on the opposite side rattled noisily, and a cacophony of female screeching greeted him, almost deafening his ears.

It were the ladies, Ceara of Jasalin, Erin Morganyr and Talia of Albenblood-Lighthouse, who was by far the sweetest of them. They were screeching first and then laughing too as they ran away as quickly as they could back to their chambers. A stone fell from Furio’s heart as he was able to breathe again. It was all innocent after all, or as innocent as things like this ever got. The unmarried ladies of low Albernian nobility had already been unbecomingly flirtatious at table. Furio had welcomed their advances in the beginning, in spite of knowing better. He felt reinvigorated, like a new man. He craved neither his crutch nor the Stoerrebrandt’s. These women had not seen men that were unfamiliar to them for some time, and with them being lesser nobility and the duo of Furio and Retoban apparently being accomplished healers, it wasn’t too far-fetched that their interest would be raised. It was unspeakable in many ways, but undoable or unheard-of it was certainly not. Among the urban moneyed nobility, it was quite a common saying that a man in need of a woman should seek the country. There was value in scarcity, and on the land, far off the centres of society, new faces could be a rare enough occurrence to entice a lady to do things she would later come to regret. Lowborn boys supposedly said the same thing, albeit less eloquently.

Furio certainly regretted having scared young, handsome Talia with her dark-brown hair and captivating, green eyes. She was a bit on the tall side for a woman, but not to him. Furthermore, she was slender and strong, graceful, and had a pleasant-enough face to look upon. He would have enjoyed the company of either of the other ladies as well, to be sure. He just felt so much more alive since his death.

He debated going after them when another figure entered the hall, coming from upstairs. This one, with the silhouette of a man, did not carry a light, hiding any further details in shadow. It had to be a servant on his way to the privy, or else a guardsman making his rounds in the night. The figure stopped to look at him for a brief moment, then turned its head and walked away into the darkness.

Furio turned away to look after the ladies again, the wine making him dream immoral things. The very fact that they had come to his door at this hour was elevating his confidence. They had hoped that the prude Retoban was already asleep, he told himself, trying to build upon the positive responses he had given them during supper. But if he was caught in bed with one of them on the morrow, it might well spell bad for him, so he turned around and…had to stifle a screech of his own when he was staring square into Retoban’s face.

“What’s the matter?” the alchemist inquired, tired but pointedly.

“Err,” Furio made, feeling himself redden. “A flock of young hens. You know, young women folk.”

He would have expected the Tulamid to admonish him and stifle a yawn, but instead Retoban seemed to widen his almond-shaped eyes and try to peer past him into the dark.

“There are strange lights coming from the kitchens,” he said. “Is that a fire?”

Furio turned. Indeed, from where the stairs led down to the kitchens, for that had been from whence the dishes came during the feast, there were reflections of orange light dancing on the walls. The servant from earlier had also vanished in that direction, however, so it was probably just the fulfilment of a request for food from upstairs.

Like as not, it were the ladies who had become hungry again while sharing a flagon of wine and discussing his manliness, he envisioned. But that was vanity.

“Perhaps we should go take a look,” Retoban suggested.

Prima facie, the suggestion seemed pointless. However, at second glance, if one were to go upstairs and seek out the ladies, the light of fire in the middle of the night would be a very reasonable excuse. And one could feign worry, particularly as a healer, to seek the ladies out, concerned for their health and wellbeing. That wouldn’t quite save one if caught abed with them, or in the act, as it were, but one could take other precautions to deal with that in turn.

Furio felt as giddy as a young man again.

But after they slipped into their ill-fitting clothes and advanced upon the stairs, they saw smoke emerging, and it became clear quite quickly that the source of the light was not a fire for the purpose of some peaceful nuncheon. Only Furio dared to go downstairs, and what he saw made him run right back up immediately. He couldn’t see how it had started, but somehow a large, bunched-up cloth had caught fire, then setting alight the table on which it stood and all other items upon it, all set in some room between the bottom of the stairs and the kitchens.

They called out at once. Retoban went upstairs to wake everyone there while Furio took charge of the lower stories. It was Phex’s wish that they had discovered the fire early, and his blessing too, for there was still time to save everyone and try and put out the flames before they destroyed the building. When he stepped outside, Furio saw a lone figure standing in the yard, so he was not the only one who had noticed it, but it fell to him to find the outside entrance to the cellars and wake the servants sleeping in the kitchens that way, which wasn’t particularly easy in the darkness.

When he had brought them outside, Retoban was emerging from the main entrance with the ladies, children and upstairs servants, and the guardsmen from the gate and walls were joining them as well.

Moraine of Niamor was screaming, “My husband, we have to save Ilaen!”

The servants and soldiers were quickly forming a line from the building to the well where all available vessels were hastily filled with water. At that time, the flames were already starting to lick out of one of the windows of the main building.

Furio pulled the shoulders of two water carriers and burdened them with the task of rescuing the injured lord. He would have gone himself but experience had showed him that some things were better left to stronger men, particularly if they were of this nature.

It was very surprising then, when the two came back and reported that the lord was not to be found in his bed, and a man under a blanket in the middle of the bucket chain announced, “I am here.”

Retoban had a torch and shun the light upon the speaker, and indeed it was Ilaen Albenblood, handing buckets along as though nothing had ever happened, as though there wasn’t a corrupted, pus-leaking wound in his side.

“Oh!” Moraine of Niamor threw herself at him, necessitating the buckets to be handed around them. “Oh, my lord of Praios! Oh, Phex!”

She buried herself so deep in his arms that it made Furio jealous, but the lord himself seemed rather unperturbed.

In spite of all, he nodded at the burning building and said, “It’s my fault, this. I was hungry and wanted to warm myself a meal. When I realised I wasn’t in the kitchens it was already too late. Everything was burning!”

“The fever!” his lady threw in at once, explaining his behaviour. “Oh, you should have spoken to someone! What if your negligence gets someone killed?!”

“Everyone is well accounted for, my lady,” the grizzly, leathery castellan said with a sharp look at Furio.

In the dim light of torches and housefire, he looked as though someone had formed him from pure clay and then burned him in the fire of a smelting furnace. The man wasn’t even particularly old as Furio had learned much to his surprise during the feast. He had just kept in the sun for too long and his skin did not thank him for it.

Furio leaned into Retoban’s ear and murmured, “We should leave.”

But a look thrown back across the yard revealed that the gates to the outer ward had been closed. The earliest time for their departure would be on the morrow, as planned. They would do well to turn their backs on this place.

“My lord, your wound,” Retoban imparted helplessly. “You should not be out here!”

“Oh, this?” Ilaen Albenblood looked down at his open side after disentangling himself from his woman. “I’ve had good care.”

That could not be argued with, so everyone was ushered to night under more modest accommodations in the keep when it became clear that the fire would be kept under control. The main building needed airing out from all the smoke, and there was some anxiety over the fire restarting from undiscovered ambers in the structure.

Perversely, this time, despite his best efforts to stay awake, Furio fell asleep like a stone, and he awoke with sunlight already shining through the arrow slit within their small new chamber. He grabbed his things at once, the pot, the supplies, the blanket and his robes, and he shook Retoban awake with a boot.

That was rather strange, though. He had heard that the followers of Rashtullah, such as abhorred pork and fermented drinks as well as their derivatives, prayed fervently and at length several times during the day, starting in the early morning. Yet, Retoban never did any such thing, and still would not touch pork or alcohol except for alchemical purposes. Religion was a selective game, to be sure, and fraught with hypocrisy. The same was true for many believers in the Twelve.

‘If I had a copper for every priest who shags whores,’ he thought merrily before returning to the seriousness as hand.

“Hurry,” he urged Retoban on, “we must go!”

It came out perhaps a tad more urgently than was warranted on the factual basis.

The alchemist froze while packing his things, “Do you think Lord Ilaen may have started the fire with intention?”

It was unthinkable, and yet it was precisely what was on his mind. There was nothing to gain from it, it was just…madness. Just like late Lord Muriadh Albenblood’s wife, according to the castellan.

“I fear his lordship may not be of sound mind,” he explained. “Something is wrong here, clearly.”

He could not stop thinking about his talk with Reodred Ardwain, the castellan, of how the mother had become mad too in the end. True enough, there appeared to be explanations for everything, but that was not the direction of Retoban's reasoning.

“If that is true,” the Tulamid alchemist argued, “then everyone here is in danger, particularly the children.”

The children. It was ever the innocent who suffered most. That sentiment was wrong, of course. It was just that reactions were felt most strongly for them. He felt it too, despite the absurdity of it. There had been children in every village in Thorwal and Janna and Laura had destroyed them all before his very eyes. Just like all the rest.

“Perhaps it was just the fever,” he conceded, his guts churning in shame. “Let us see if there is anything we can do.”

If it was just an accident, then everything would be fine. If Ilaen was mad there was nothing they could do anyway.

‘Well, perhaps a word of warning.’

But when they climbed down from the tower and came into the yard, they could see Lord Ilaen up and about, tending to his horse before the entrance to the main house. A crowd of people stood around him, stable boys, men, and the castellan, all watching in distress. The lord was wearing hunting attire and seemed to be in very high spirits.

Lord Ilaen as a man looked rather unremarkable. His chestnut-brown hair was becoming scarce at the top of his head, but it was shorn so much that it looked like an extension of his stubbly beard. His grey-green eyes looked friendly and awake, as appeared to be the essence of his nature.

“My healers!” he exclaimed happily when he saw Furio and Retoban coming. “I must apologize for not having thanked you for your service yesterday. I was in a bad way and confused.”

“Aye, that is quite understandable, my lord,” Furio evaded the courtesy as he stepped around the beautiful brown mare. “But if you want your recovery to be of long duration then you should take back to your bed and rest, else all our hard work will be in vain.”

“Hah!” Lord Ilaen grinned and slapped his horse. “I cannot lay down. I feel so much better. I was hoping the both of you would join me. I have a mind to go hunting!”

‘Hunting?’ Furio thought, despairing. ‘Has he entirely lost his wits?’

At least this would make any sort of explanation obsolete. He was about to caution the lord some more when his wife came angrily shouting from the main house.

“Ilaen!” she screamed in distress. “Why are you not in your bed? What in Praios’ name are you doing?!”

“My love!” He cheered, grinning even wider. “I am all better, look!”

He lifted his clothes to show her. The wound was a great deal better than it had been, the swelling subsided somewhat, but it was still partially open and leaking.

“My lord, you should…” Furio started before the lady cut him off.

“Do you intend to go riding?” She screeched. “You will undo yourself! Do you mean to die, you stupid fool?!”

The lord laughed in her face before turning to Furio, “Hah, with a wife like that, who wouldn’t, eh?”

The slap she dealt him echoed across the yard. He froze and held his cheek, and Furio dared hope that she had slapped some sense back into him. But when the initial shock was overcome he made a boyish face and assaulted her, right there before all the people in attendance. He took her face in his hands and forced his mouth on hers, kissing her violently and in spite of her struggles, only leaving off her after a long moment. He was strong, still, Furio could see. Alas, madmen with power were the most dangerous of all.

“Has your fever subsided, your lordship?” Retoban inquired cleverly.

Ilaen looked at him as if he were drunk.

“No,” he declared happily. “I have a fever in my blood, and only the cold wind in my face can cure it!” He looked at the men standing around with grief on their faces, “Eh?! What are you lot waiting for, quick, get the hounds and ready yourselves, your lord means to go hunting!”

“Ilaen, you can’t go hunting now!” Lady Moraine pleaded with him.

His reaction was even starker than before. In the blink of an eye, his dagger was drawn from its sheath and at her throat, and he grabbed her neck with his off hand, staring into her eyes.

Spittle flew from his mouth and into her face when he screamed at her, “Do not presume to tell me what I can do, woman!”

It remained like this for a moment ere he let go of her and the lady collapsed, crying and shaking profusely. Furio was shaking too.

“Ah, stop your whinging,” Ilaen cursed down at her before looking to the main house. “Now, where are my children? Bring my beautiful children to me!”

He sheathed his blade then, but still nobody thought it was a good idea to comply. When no one would move, the castellan proved most loyal, setting himself into motion and calling out names. He also spurred on the stable boys to make do on his lordship’s orders to which they reluctantly acquiesced.

“My lord,” Furio pleaded, “your wife has the truth of it. If you do this, you may well die.”

“Ah,” Ilaen waved off without looking, “I’ll hear no more of this. Best ready your bow arm…uh, what is your name again? We have not yet properly met, have we?”

If Furio had seen Ilaen at Honingen before, back when Laura had played her courtly games, then he did not recall it. The two of them had never bandied words, and Ilaen did not seem to recognize him either, perhaps because he was so much more kempt now.

“Stonebreaker, my lord,” he replied. “Alrik Stonebreaker.”

Retoban’s name had the word ‘Ibn’ in it several times for in Tulamidya it meant as much as ‘the son of’. Ilaen laughed at the ridiculously long name and called the alchemist exactly that.

“Ah, there are my children!” the apparent madman exclaimed when the little ones were brought out. “Thalian, my son! Come, your father takes you on the hunt today!”

“No!” Lady Moraine cried out on the ground. “Ilaen, he’s six! You’ll kill him too!”

“Rubbish!” Ilaen laughed and marched upon the boy, lifting him up and throwing him before catching him again.

The child was scared and started crying, and the girl saw her mother dissolving in the dirt and started crying too.

“By the gods, why is everyone so glum in this castle?” the lord asked all around.

Then Furio and Moraine started shouting in unison when Lord Ilaen unceremoniously tossed his son into the saddle of his horse and slapped the mare over her hind to send her into a gallop.

The noble steed had not made three steps before the screaming child fell off, his little head hitting the cobbles so hard that it bounced back up before coming to rest again. The lady screamed, the lord whistled after his horse and the little girl started crying out for her brother.

Furio felt tears burning at the edges of his eyes. He had heard the stories. With the Red Curse, it wasn’t only that the plants turned red and the animals rabid, but it was common to hear of strange things occurring without specification. It was harsh to see for oneself what these things entailed. Sure enough, an over-eager father getting his son injured or even killed was not unheard of. These things happened, just like the crops failed and the cattle stopped breeding every now and again without that a curse had to be at fault, no matter what the people suspected in their superstition.

And indeed, while Lady Moraine crawled to her son and cradled him in her arms, screaming all the while, Lord Ilaen seemed to only have eyes for his horse at first but then seemed to come around to realising what he had done. He stood at his wife’s shoulder with an ashen face. When he tried to reach for the child, the lady screamed at him so viciously that he backed off and his hat fell off the back of his head without him noticing.

“Don’t just stand there, healers!” the castellan growled then. “Do something!”

Retoban and Furio rushed to the boy. It was hard to get a look for the lady was clutching young Thalian so tightly that she was like to smother him. When finally they were able to get the boy free they could see that he was still breathing.

Young bones bend well, it was said, and it did not appear as if the boy’s skull had been shattered. It was also not uncommon, on the other hand, for death to occur a couple of days or weeks hence in the case of an injury like this. The skin had broken and a flap partially torn off, and blood was pouring out in worrying quantities. It did not look promising, especially since the boy was no longer conscious. Had he had to bet, Furio would have put his coin on death, without question.

“Will…” Lord Ilaen cried out, now mortified. “Will he live?”

It was hard to hear him over Lady Moraine’s crying.

“Pray, my lord,” Furio said loudly before mumbling to Retoban. “Balsam Salabunde. Or the boy will die.”

He put his hand on the injury and mumbled the formula as quickly and discretely as he could, acting as though he himself was praying. Then, he called for bandages.

It worked out remarkably well, somehow. The boy’s head injury was under his hair, so blood and dirt disguised the lack of an actual wound there so long as one did not look for it explicitly. Then, Retoban wrapped so many thick bandages around Thalian’s head that the boy looked like a little camel driver, adding instructions for the cloths not to be removed before a week hence. The accident had also left the rest of the boy quite green and blue, so the one spell did not grant him a suspiciously full recovery. He would not be doing cartwheels up and down the yard any time soon.

But when he opened his eyes again and spoke, the glee that flowed from both parents was palpable. It was the right spell in the right place at the right time, precisely as Furio had been taught. A wizard’s use to the world was maximized that way, and the common people not unnecessarily antagonized.

“It’s like I said,” Ilaen finally conceded, “I have a fever in my blood. I should rest…rest until I am better.”

He also apologized to his wife at quite some length, although he did it so far apart from everyone that Furio could not hear what he was saying. Was it enough to declare a man mad if he put a knife to his wife’s throat? Judging from what one could hear from men in their cups, the notion, at least, was not that uncommon. And she had slapped him, publicly humiliating him. For a lord, such a thing was intolerable and warranted a strong reaction, although slapping her back would probably have sufficed.

It was also unknown how the lady took his apology for she went back to the keep with her injured son to watch and pray over him at his bedside. Ilaen, meanwhile, resolved not to take himself to bed but assess the fire damage, already diverting from his promises.

“My lord, you should rest,” Furio intreated upon him yet again, climbing after him through the wreckage of the kitchens.

The building was made of mortared stone or else the results may have been calamitous, but even so the floors atop had burned and partially caved in, feeding the fire a bed with cloth hangings, straw, sheets and blankets.

“Those were my children’s rooms,” Ilaen observed with a look at the damage. “If you had not seen the fire and acted the way you did, all four of them would have died screaming.”

Two of the noble children in the castle were his lordship’s own, Furio had learned during the feast, and two others had been given to him as wards so that they may learn the ways of a proper court. There was some dark shadow hanging over that whole issue, or at least he could not shed the feeling that there was something he wasn’t told.

“My lord,” Furio said, trying to choose his words carefully, “when we treated you, some bad humour may have escaped from your wound. We cannot rule out the possibility that it has affected your mind.”

Ilaen laughed, “Ah, hah! That would be a fine excuse, wouldn’t it? No, healer, I fear I have only myself to blame. Me and my own recklessness. It has ever been this way.”

“Your lordship,” Retoban chimed in from behind Furio, pressing forward. “We put a leech on you to drain the bad blood. It exploded, my lord! The leech exploded with red blood!”

“It probably overdrank itself,” Ilaen offered, shrugging. He wasn’t really paying attention to them anymore, focusing instead on the damage. “We’ll need wood,” he concluded. “I’ll send a boy up on the roof to see about things there. Let’s pray we don’t need to rebuild the whole place.”

“My lord,” Furio tried, but Ilaen waved off.

“Stop bleating!” he snapped. “You two are worse than my wife! I will pay you for your services and release you after my son’s recovery. Now get out of my sight before I have you whipped!”

-

Linbirg sat at her desk in front of the countinghouse that currently served as the improvised city hall of Honingen. The city was hers. There hadn’t been any meaningful resistance. Her ogres could overwhelm them all. But if she went inside, she would be at the mercy of whoever was stronger than her, just as she had been at the mercy of the Galahans. So, she had to do her work outside, which was far from ideal in this weather.

Her wardrobe had changed completely. She had a nice, thick dress, a brocade jacket, and the city magistrate’s chain of office draped around her shoulders over a fur shawl. She liked these clothes most of all. But she didn’t get to enjoy them.

Running a city was a chaotic business and she wasn’t cut from an administrator’s cloth. She could kill Belisa Tibradan well enough and wear her chain of office. But she couldn’t really replace the woman. At least that was what Linbirg believed.

Perhaps it had been another mistake to kill Belisa. She lay squashed before Mara’s feet not far off, her blood freezing to red ice on the cobblestones. But what was done was done, as ever, and Linbirg could not ask her help to make sense of the parchments before her on the table.

The council of guild masters were having a discussion she hardly understood a word of. She had also heard the names of each and everyone of the people present, and yet she couldn’t remember a single one except for Bran Braelghan the Elder, guild master of butchers and father of Bran Braelghan the Younger, her red-haired, gap-toothed butcher’s boy. When she had entered the city, sitting on Mara’s hand, she had sent ogresses to block all the gates. Mara had then caught people at random and held them upside down until someone finally divulged where Lin could find him, but it came to pass that Bran’s father had already heard of his deeds when they met again. Bran’s face still bore the marks of his father’s temper, cuts and bruises, but he had not wanted his father killed, nor even punished. He wanted the guilds to rule the city. Unfortunately, it wasn’t entirely clear where Linbirg’s place was in all this.

He had insulted her as well, before. But that had been while in the process of rescuing her, so she was ready to forgive him.

“Having a market is the most important thing,” a bald, burly guild master reiterated for the tenth time or so. “It’s the lifeblood of our city, bringing in coin from elsewhere. We cannot subsist without it!”

Just like the nine times before, everyone nodded in agreement. Discontent existed over how often a market should be held, however, and how the right to erect stalls should be handled, and whether there should be separate markets for different goods or just for livestock.

“And what of them?” a smaller guild master raised a new item of debate, nodding at the ogress closest to him. The gargantuan women, between ten and twelve paces tall, stood between Linbirg’s council and the crowd that had gathered to learn what was being done with their city now. “Peasant or merchant, I wouldn’t take my goods anywhere these things might step on me.”

A frightened whisper went through the circle a few furtive glances were cast at Linbirg.

She pulled at Bran’s sleeve and leaned to whisper to him, “Should we have that one squashed? I find him insolent.”

Bran shook his pretty head, “That’s Tamlin Ceol, master of the saddlers. And he has a point.”

She didn’t agree at all. It would probably be best to remember his name and have Mara remove him at the earliest opportunity. Just to be sure, she took a quill, dipped it into the inkpot and scribbled the name Tamlin Ceol on a corner of parchment before ripping it off and shoving it into her bosom as soon as the ink was dry.

“You’ve torn a piece off our imperial reform bill,” Bran noted disapprovingly.

There was another set of words she didn’t understand.

“Is it important?” she asked sheepishly, eying the large document that contained so much minuscule writing that it made her dizzy.

She could identify the words Mersingen Castle at a glance, and singular words here or there, but nothing appeared to make broader sense.

“Well, it’s only a copy, of course, but it recognizes the League of Imperial Towns, among other things,” he replied in a way that suggested great importance. “If we’re lucky, mayhaps we can join the League! Can you imagine that?”

She couldn’t.

“They may scare the pilgrims away as well,” another guild master agreed with Tamlin Ceol. “Perhaps it would be best if they, um, retired from Honingen? I am sure we could find some sort of arrangement.”

“We owe the ogres our freedom!” Bran the Elder declared with a cautious glance at Linbirg. “We do not have soldiers and of our able-bodied men few and fewer are left to defend the city. What if Nordmarken comes, or the Stepahans or the Fenwasians, or a band of brigands or mercenaries? We need them!”

“Bollocks!” Another guild master objected, one wearing scissors on his belt next to a dagger. “We’re their prisoners now, just as we were the giantesses’ before them! All this Vulture shite has poisoned your brains! We need King Finnian back, and I for one pray daily for his swift return!”

Linbirg sighed and pulled Bran’s sleeve again, “And what’s that one’s name?”

“What’s she writing?” yet another one of the guild masters asked in alarm when Linbirg took a fresh sheet of parchment and started to write down the name of everyone she wanted to be flat by morning.

The list was expanding rapidly as the discussion progressed.

“She’s, uh, taking notes, I believe,” Bran the Younger explained with a look over her shoulder. “We have Lady Linbirg’s assurance that her ogres will not only obey our laws but will help uphold them. That includes all new laws we are passing here.”

Bran had indeed requested that assurance from Linbirg, and she had agreed without thinking about it. Perhaps he thought himself awfully clever, or elsewise he placed a lot of importance in the contents of parchments even though he could evidently not read very well. Whatever the case, his scheme swung back like a quintain and clobbered him over the head.

“I call for a vote to banish the ogres from our city!” Fann Cailin, the smaller man, shouted at once, stepping forward and raising his fist into the air.

His name was already on Linbirg’s list.

She could hear Bran Braelghan the Younger suck in air through his missing front tooth but it was his father who really let flare his temper.

“Oh, call a vote! Oh!” he made, imitating a chicken. “When did you grow a fucking spine, Cailin?! Usually, you let Karjelin speak for you first and then it’s tweet, tweet, whatever you say, master!”

There were greater and lesser guilds, according to membership and importance for the city, Linbirg recalled Bran the Younger explain. Cailin’s guild had to be one of the less important for despite looking deeply insulted he remained quiet.

A tall, lanky guild master in exceptionally fine dress looked disapprovingly at Braelghan, however, so he had to be Karjelin. Linbirg wrestled with herself whether or not she should put his name down. She noted that how well the men were dressed could tell her how important they were, for Bran the Elder, despite being merely a fat butcher, was exceptionally well dressed for a commoner as well. The Braelghans prided themselves in having invented the renowned Honinger Crackers, the loudest sausage in all the world, and their family led the guild of butchers.

“A vote has been called,” Karjelin finally noted thinly. “I would hear Vialligh and Mandibel on the matter.”

There were two more of those well-dressed men, one who was even fatter than Braelghan and one who was very young and looked as though he had inherited his position only recently, along his forebear’s ill-fitting wardrobe. Everyone looked to the young boy first but he only shook his head a few times and professed to have no opinion on the matter.

So, it fell to the fat man.

“You all know me,” he began heavily, revealing a mouth full of rotten teeth. “You all know my family has been in Honingen from the very beginning, making our living in the very trade that gave our city its name. You all knew my daughter, Boron rest her soul. She was in the service of our beloved city magistrate Belisa Tibradan, who lies there, trampled to mud beneath another giant beast’s foot!”

“If I had my cleaver, I would cut your fucking head off, Vialligh!” Bran the Elder blustered when it became clear where the little speech was going.

A shouting match ensued and only few things could be understood clearly, which was mostly insults, but Vialligh roared over them all, “What laws were being followed there, I wonder? What trial did Belisa stand before her death was decided, and who voted on it? I know I didn’t!”

Lin could feel Bran the Younger’s fingers dig into her shoulder. It made her sublimely happy and she put a cheek against the back of his hand, feeling his skin. But it lasted only briefly.

“Masters!” He called out to restore order. “Masters!” It wasn’t enough so he took away his hand, put the lid back on the tin inkpot and banged it loudly upon the table until everyone quieted down. “You can’t chop wood without dropping a few splinters! You all know this! Our problem is simple! The ogres are lending us a hand! Would you slap it away?!”

“You do that, who can blame them if they give us their foot instead?!” Bran the Elder added hastily. “And they’ll put it right up our arses!”

“I lost three members to those helping hands!” Cailin objected before the shouting resumed.

Linbirg couldn’t take it any longer. She took Bran’s hand and held it against her cheek, looking up at him from her chair. He was so beautiful. She felt all fluttery inside.

He seemed rather perturbed by what was going on, however, his great plan unravelling before his eyes. He couldn’t understand why the guild masters were objecting, but Lin had already come up with a plan to make it work.

“If you vote upon the morrow, you will win,” she smiled at him. “I can have Mara kill all the stubborn ones. Or we can do it right now, if you want?”

She didn’t like the smug, satisfied faces of most of them anyway. If it hadn’t been for Bran she would have had Mara and the others turn them all into carpets. She knew Mara was just waiting for the order.

“What?” Bran took his hand away and looked at her in disgust. “No!”

She pressed her lips together, fearing that he might think her cruel.

“Well, hostages then,” she offered. “Nobles always take hostages to compel others. Where you chop wood, there will be splinters?”

She felt clever for quoting his own words back to him, but it didn’t have the desired effect. Instead, he turned his head away from her, denying her the feeling she received when basking in the gaze of his green eyes.

“So your boy’s bitch will let us make our own laws so long as we make the laws she likes? What kind of freedom is that?!” Vialligh spat in the middle of the circle, again the only man with the lungs to drown out all the shouting.

It was the last thing he said before Mara’s foot slammed into him and pressed him down, compressing his fat body like a fluffy pillow.

“You worm!” the ogress growled angrily from above.

The quarrelling circle was silent at once. Men ducked and cast their eyes upward to look for more giant feet dropping out of the sky. Meanwhile, Mara’s toes wiggled playfully. They had enjoyed playing with Belisa Tibradan’s hapless form as well.

But Bran the Younger was not happy at all with this development.

“No,” He shouted. “No, don’t do it!”

Pleading seemed to intrigue Mara only more and they could hear Vialligh whimper and groan as she increased the weight upon him. It was only because he was so fat that he was still alive, Linbirg had no doubt.

She made her decision and stood, “Off him, Mara!” She gestured for the ogress to lift her foot too, just so everyone could see who was truly in power. “Young Bran said it right!” she declared as soon as the ogrish foot ascended. “I agree to be your guardian in all this and abide by your rules but if you cast me out then I am no longer bound by these rules!”

She looked at Vialligh slowly clawing himself forward over the cobblestones, every move untold agony. She wanted to see Mara smash him to pieces even though his insult hadn’t really offended her. She rather liked the picture, in fact. Bran had a dog, a little Therengar-Terrier that was brown and white and was called Hot Sausage. If she could be loved by Bran the way he loved his dog then this would make her the happiest girl in Honingen.

She went on, “I am the only thing that prevents these ogres from killing you all! I am what constrains them. But, if you don’t want me...”

She smiled and showed them her cold shoulder while turning her thumb down at Mara. The ogress understood perfectly, her foot coming back a moment later and crushing Master Vialligh into the stony ground. He squealed like a pig before the air left his body.

“There’s this one thing you can’t do,” she sniffed at them. “And you lose your heads over it.”

“I-I-I withdraw!” Fann Cailin screamed before kneeling down next to Vialligh. “No vote, as you wish! For Ingerimm’s sake, don’t kill the man! We’ve had so much death here already!”

“You are quite good at it,” Bran the Younger told Lin when they were more on their own, strolling along the outside of the city walls after the council meeting.

Mara and another ogress walked behind them for protection while in front of them, Hot Sausage was chasing after the stick they took turns throwing. Lin had a wonderful time.

Guild Master Vialligh, conversely, had been so gravely injured that he needed to be loaded onto a cart to be sent off, and without him it hadn’t really made sense to continue the meeting. Karjelin had left in quite a dark mood and many others as well. Lin still carried the list of their names in her sleeve.

“Liar,” she grinned at the compliment. “I hardly know what a law is, much less how to make one.”

She had told Bran earlier that she feared making a poor figure of city magistrate compared to Belisa Tibradan.

“Exactly,” he smiled at her. “Belisa did not know these things well either. A city magistrate should not make laws. But Belisa was the countess’ puppet. You are not.” He sighed, “But you shouldn’t have killed her. They were right about that.”

She bit her lip awkwardly, torn between not wanting to appear cruel and wanting him to understand how much easier life was with the power to flatten one’s enemies.

“We can’t keep all of them alive or they will bond together and destroy us,” she said. “What if they vote to oust me again on the morrow? What if they win?”

‘What if I have to let Marag’s Children loose on you all?’

He would never love her then, to be sure. Perhaps her best bet in such a circumstance would be to have Mara force him. If he could get hard, somehow, then perhaps he could make a woman of her, even if not by law.

It was a shame the laws of Honingen did not apply in all of Albernia. But then again, just now it seemed that the kingdom didn’t have a ruler. Maybe someone should step up and remedy that lack.

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Chapter 55 by squashed123
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“Your son is making a remarkable recovery,” Retoban told Lady Moraine gleefully. “It seems the fall was not as bad as it initially appeared. Young bones bend well.”

The lady was happy that the boy was well. He was even a tad too well perhaps, constantly complaining of not being allowed to leave his bed yet. Young bones did not only bend well, but they also healed quickly.

Furio peered out through an arrow slit, observing Ilaen Albenblood in the yard. His lordship showed no signs of his own injury as he observed his men split logs into beams with axes, hammers and wedges. He was constantly interfering, demanding that each piece of wood be as straight as an arrow. But he didn’t like the way his men handled the drawknife either. His zeal had already partially ruined one log, and it appeared that errors had been made in selecting the trees that had been dragged into the castle with the help of horses.

“Forgive me for asking this, my lady,” Furio said without taking his gaze off the scene, “but would you have happened to notice any changes in your husband’s behaviour as of late?”

He could feel her eyes upon him and wondered whether she knew his thoughts.

“Well,” Lady Moraine began stiffly, “he’s always lacked in caution. Hah, this once, I remember, he tried to show Thalian how to sharpen a sword when the boy could hardly walk.”

“Has he come to see his son?” Furio interjected to continue his line of questioning.

“No,” the lady replied, a touch of regret in her voice. “No, he knows I am in here and I still hold a grudge against him.”

It had been two days since the accident. Lady Moraine had not left her son’s bedside even for a moment. Retoban thought that perhaps getting her into close proximity with her husband might reveal some clue as to his state of mind, but far as Furio could see, anything could vex Lord Ilaen, so the experiment would be unnecessarily dangerous.

“Do you plan on forgiving him, my lady?” he asked, turning his head to her.

The question did not sit right with her, he could see. It was very personal, but he didn’t feel comfortable asking whether or not Ilaen had ever before assaulted her or put a knife to her throat.

“I’m just curious,” he offered.

“Do you have a wife, Stonebreaker?” she asked in response, crossing her arms under her bosom.

Her breasts were not particularly large, but she couldn’t have been called flat-chested either. The whole family was average but for their history and connection to the Red Curse.

He smiled and shook his head. The constant lying he and Retoban had to perform had showed him that people would believe almost anything so long as it was spoken with confidence, but if he spoke untrue in this matter he would have to remember constantly hence forth so as not to contradict himself. It was important never to lie unnecessarily.

She fixed him with a patronizing stare, “Don’t you get lonely? Or is it that you two…?”

Furio looked at Retoban and laughed, even while the alchemist seemed very insulted by the suggestion.

The lady pursed her lips, “I have forgiven him before, for whatever he has done. But when he put his blade there…”

She sobbed and her voice broke off, and her hand sought her throat. Then she began to cry softly into her fist, clutching a bit of bedding.

“Did you know his lordship's lady mother?” Furio continued cautiously.

“Laille?” Moraine asked, sniffing. “She was such a sweet woman. And she had her accounts in good order, as our dear old Eris never ceases to remind me.”

He kept prodding, “Has your husband ever spoken about her or the manner of her death?”

“Why do you ask me this?” the lady demanded after a short pause, her arms once again crossed before her. “What does she have to do with anything?”

Furio held firm under her stare, “Well, I learned that before Lady Laille took her own life she fell victim to the same kind of madness as Muriadh. I was wondering whether there might be deeper reasons for your husband's demeanour, given the things we have seen.”

He could tell at once that Retoban disapproved of his honesty, but Furio couldn’t help it. The lady swallowed in search for words. He could see the fear in her eyes.

“The question is,” he tried to help her out, “if he is mad, then how would we let him know?”

Bam.

The door to the room flew open noisily and in the frame stood he, Ilaen Albenblood, wearing an unbecoming smirk and sauntering into the room with a swaggering lightness that put Furio on the edge immediately.

“Knew I'd find you here,” he declared with a look at Retoban. “One of my men cut himself. See to him at once.”

Neither Furio nor Retoban moved, not knowing how much he had heard. Then Moraine rammed a knife into their backs.

“Stonebreaker thinks you’re mad,” she told her husband at once and with a pinch of malice in her voice. “He just said so before you came in.”

She quickly wiped away her tears with the corners of her sleeve. Furio resisted the urge to give her an incredulous look, opting instead to stare deep and unwavering into Ilaen’s eyes. It was all he could do. His lordship had evidently not slept well, because the corners of his eyes were pink like raw, freshly cut chicken.

“Aye, he would think that, wouldn’t he?” Ilaen said mischievously. “Does he want to bore into my head to release the evil spirits?”

He seemed slightly out of breath.

“Have you run up here, my lord?” Furio asked instead of answering. “Why?”

“Felt an urge to see my son,” his lordship grinned over to the bed. “I see he already looks much better.”

His answer was instantaneous and complete, and still wrong.

Retoban pointed it out, “Didn’t you say one of your men injured himself, your lordship?”

“Aye, that too,” the answer came abruptly again, like springing from a crossbow’s string. “He’s bleeding downstairs. See to him.”

There was something awkward in the way he responded. He was irritable, lacking focus.

“Look to your son, my lord,” Furio urged calmly. “Aren’t you glad to see him well?”

“Father!” the boy cried out happily. “Can I come see?”

“Uh, you have to stay abed, Thalian,” Ilaen said, his eyes shifting uncomfortably around the room. “You’ll have to wait until you are fully healed.”

The boy protested, “But I’m much better!”

“Blood, my lord?” Furio asked, pushing forward. “Why is there blood, my lord?”

Ilaen looked startled, “Blood? Uh, one of my men, he cut himself. See to him at once.”

He spoke to Furio this time.

“Is it a deep cut?” he asked calmly.

Ilaen’s face twitched, “Nah...nah, he just cut his finger.”

‘And still you ran,’ Furio thought.

It was all very curious. Leaving the lady and the child alone with Ilaen was probably ill-advised, even if, given the way she had acted, the lady deserved nothing less.

“Can’t your own healer take care of him then?” Furio asked. “I have seen him at work, he is much more skilled at bandaging than we are. We make poultices and medicines, strictly, my lord.”

Ilaen laughed, “Aye, and you declare men mad! Why's that, I wonder? Why is it that I surprise you here and find you two conspiring with my wife alone in a dark room, and only Hesinde knows what else you were doing!”

This was dangerous ground to tread on. His lordship was talking himself into an ill-conceived rage and blood might be spilled as the result. Furio was well aware of the long-bladed bollock dagger Lord Ilaen carried about his person.

“There's also your son, my lord,” Furio had to point out, nodding to the boy on the bed.

“Of course!” Ilaen snapped. “You'd kill him, declare me mad and do whatever you would with my wife. Do you think you can steal my lands and title so easily?!”

Furio shook his head, ignoring the dangerous paranoia, “No, my lord. If that is what we would do then why did Thalian recover so quickly? We could have...”

“Because I prayed for him!” Ilaen cut him off, breathing heavily now. “I prayed all night, on my knees! I want you and your master out of this room, and you are never to be alone with my wife again!”

It was obvious that Lady Moraine's betrayal gave her husband sufficient justification to enforce his request, so being stubborn about it would be useless. Moraine, meanwhile, seemed not to regret her decision yet, as if she didn’t realize the danger.

At the door, Furio turned around again and asked, “Which god?”

Ilaen looked at him, not comprehending the question.

“Which god did you pray to, my lord,” Furio asked again, “to save your son?”

His lordship smirked, and mischievously at that, before slamming the door shut. Furio wondered whether the rage Ilaen had displayed before had been real or just some mummer's farce.

‘Why, though?’ he wondered. ‘Just to sow division, or something else?’

“We can't leave here yet,” Furio told Retoban as through the door they could hear Moraine and Ilaen begin arguing heatedly. “These people need our help.”

“I can pray to Rashtullah,” the Tulamid offered with a shrug. “But if he does not convene himself, only relieving the red affliction will help these men and women.”

And he was probably right, Furio conceded. In order to help the Albenbloods, they had to leave instead of staying. This meant having to get past the gates, however, which might be difficult to facilitate without Lord Ilaen’s permission. If they snuck out and ran they might be hunted down like outlaws. Also, Furio had liked the sound of that handsome reward he and Retoban had been promised. He didn’t care particularly about coin, but travelling without it would surely at some point come back to haunt them.

Making money as a wizard wasn’t particularly easy. Usually, one was paid by the guild, a school, an army or by some other master, a stipend that allowed one a comfortable existence. Working spells for coin, conversely, was outlawed by the guilds and infractions brutally punished. The only business open to a mage were alchemy and the sale or creation of enchanted objects. Furio knew the basics in these fields, but he couldn’t really be called competent in either.

“Do you do artefacts, too, or strictly alchemy?” he asked Retoban after they had climbed down from the tower and walked across the yard in search of the injured man.

It was starting to rain a little and the light had an eerie glow to it that Furio did not like.

“Runes,” Retoban replied without looking, stroking his goatish beard. “But I have made artefacts too, in the past. I do not like it. I am not one for meditation.”

Creating an artefact meant permanently binding part of one’s own arcane power into an object. Power thus spent was lost permanently and could not be regained by sleep or rest, as was the case with normal spellcasting. It had to be reclaimed by long and painstaking meditation, preferably during certain phases of the Mada cycle which were conducive to such an undertaking. Making artefacts, therefore, was not something one did often, or for a small price.

Magical runes, such as Retoban made them, were much weaker enchantments more suitable for a steady trade. There was some dispute over whether they even worked, but that might have been on account of forgery which was always rampant.

They found the injured man almost as soon as they spotted the blood upon the floor, but Eradh Talvinyr, the Peraine acolyte, had already seen to him. What Eradh couldn’t bandage, however, was the man’s anger.

“I didn’t cut myself!” he raged. “He did! He cut me, that stinking sack of shit over there!”

He pointed his bandaged hand across the room to another man fidgeting with some wood.

“Saying it five times don’t make it true!” the accused, an older man without hair and many missing teeth grumbled. “You cut yourself because you wield that axe like a girl! Milord showed you how to do it proper, but you wouldn’t.”

“Liar!” shouted the injured man, teeth gritted and a sparkle in his eyes.

“It’s been like this since I came here,” Eradh the acolyte told Retoban and Furio. “I don’t know the truth of it and I’m not certain I truly want to.”

Ignorance certainly was a wise choice with a lord like Ilaen. Furio wondered if his lordship had anything to do with this incident. It was time they were on their way.

When they were without again, the glow from before had intensified. Everything seemed pink, somehow, as if a red lantern was shining in the sky. And when they looked up they saw that it was true. The very sun was red.

-

The dragoness was a simpleton. Instead of tearing the Moorwatch’s keep apart as the spider woman had instructed her to do, she began to gingerly disassemble it from the top, lifting off the entire wooden roof of the tower in one piece only to pout like a toddler when it disintegrated.

The bowmen she found underneath were enough of a consolation to drop the fragile roof completely.

 “Oh? Oh, no you can’t get away,” she giggled like a child, her clawed, red hand surveying the tower’s battlements like a food platter.

One didn’t need to have spent any length of time with Laura and Janna to know what would happen next.

“Lissandra!” the spider woman hissed. “Do not forget your purpose! Bring me Farindel!”

Meanwhile, bowmen screamed as they were lowered into Lissandra’s elongated maw. She didn’t chew but seemed to enjoy her morsels with a exuberant amount of saliva.

Dari tried to see where the spider woman was. If she was the dragoness’ master then removing her might offer all manner of options. This was easier thought than done, however, because Dari was still on the ground playing dead and only a careless step away from being flattened. Every time the monster shifted its feet, something new squelched under its sole and there was no telling whether the victim was dead or living.

“Is she going to make your leg whole again?” The dragoness asked, lisping. “Maybe I can find the other half somewhere around here.”

Ardan Jumian Galahan had sliced one of the spider woman’s legs off with his sword earlier, preventing her from taking possession of Farindel. Dari would have liked it a lot better if he had opened her belly.

“I have seven legs left,” the unnatural creature hissed somewhere near the tower. “Bring me the fairy, now!”

But Lissandra gasped, “So many tinies! Why don’t they move?”

She had discovered the sleepers in the yard, one of whom was Dari whose neck began to tingle more violently by the minute.

The spider sighed, “Mh, they are nothing. Forget about them!”

“Then I can crush them?” the dragon asked gleefully. “I want to crush more people. It makes me feel good.”

“Lissandra” the spider woman began but broke off. “Fine, you may trample them, but then you must bring me the fairy!”

“Ooh!” the dragoness made, causing the earth to vibrate with a little happy dance.

Dari knew that she was in a bad spot.

“Squish!” the dragoness announced, putting her foot squarely into the yard.

It was so large that it buried several of the sleepers under itself, crushing them noisily as it sunk ever so slightly into the hill.

Dari didn’t need the reminder. She was on her feet and running before it even came down.

The dragoness gave a shriek before giggling delightfully, “Ooh, that one is still alive!”

“Squish it too!” ordered the spider woman.

At first, Dari only darted for the nearest wall, but then she decided her best chance would be the main building. She left the shadows no moment too soon, as a giant, clawed foot with red scales and a white sole came to flatten her like a bug.

She hoped and prayed that those who had found refuge in the keep would use this distraction and sally out, but it didn’t happen.

Instead, the dragoness giggled, “It’s trying to get away!”

It was like being at Laura and Janna’s mercy all over again, her life worthless, only good for the sport her futile efforts provided. She didn’t know what it was that made flattening things such an apparently enjoyable pastime, but then again if she saw a roach, a bug or spider in her path she used to stomp on it as well.

This gave her another idea. She felt the deadly foot approaching and jumped out from under it, but then she crouched and worked her spells, the Axxeleratus and the Spiderwalk, praying to all the gods there were to make it work.

“Aw, are you giving up?” the dragoness teased her from above, hardly able to contain her laughter. “Don’t worry, it will be quick.”

The foot rose into the air. Its owner took careful aim. Part of Dari just wanted to stay put and let it happen. But her baser instincts prevailed.

She shot out from under her doom so fast that her half-long hair felt ready to tear from her scalp. Her mouth was full of air and she was as light as a feather. Some moth smashed into her forehead and burst like an overripe grape. She was fast, faster than ever before, and hope filled her belly like a good wine.

There were oceans thundering in her ears and she couldn’t hear what the dragoness was saying. To ensure success, the giant foot came sweeping this time, swooshing over the ground and collecting everything in its path under its leathery sole.

To avoid being swept along and crushed, Dari hopped up the wall and began to crawl over the masonry like the insect she had been mistaken for. It wasn’t nearly as fast as running but her ability to crawl on the wall seemed to startle the dragoness so much that she finally got some respite.

“She’s a witch!” gasped Lissandra, the dragon woman. “Longleg, look!”

The spider woman screeched like something out of a nightmare, “Kill her!”

But then something else happened.

Dari was still irritated by the red light so when the dragoness suddenly seemed to lose all interest in her, she had to squint to see what was going on. Little dots of a different light were attacking the huge monster, hundreds of them at once. At first, Dari thought of fireflies, but these glowed in all manner of colours, green, pink and some even yellow. She felt something sticky in her hair, the moth from before, and her fingers pulled it out only to find a tiny, mangled fairy in her hand.

She shrieked and dropped the creature at once, even though it was very obviously dead. It was perhaps as tall as her hand was wide, a minuscule, puny little thing in a world increasingly inhabited by giants. But for their small size, the little fairies seemed to be able to distract the dragoness quite a lot as they appeared to be loosing little, sparkling bolts of lightning at the their giant opponent. It was the last rearing of the magical forest, the army of Farindel, or whatever was left of it. Having seen and felt the red forest upon her own skin, Dari could well imagine what battle these fairies must have done already.

She would have to join the fray.

“Kill them later!” the spider screamed at the dragon. “Bring me Farindel so I can eat her!”

That would not be well, Dari decided, for there could only be some nefarious reason to do so. She watched from her wall as the spider revealed itself, calling over the walls just like Dari but dragging a thick string of giant spider web from her rear. She was making a net, Dari saw, between the keep and the main building. A pink-lit fairy, only visible because of the light it emitted, crashed off the dragoness’ flailing hand and hit a bit of spiderweb only to remain stuck there, bouncing back and forth trying to tear loose.

But the spider was on the tiny thing at once, grasping it and dimming its pink light. Dari watched as black eyes widened and pale lips curled into a smile before a long, thin tongue licked over them in anticipation. The subsequent devouring of the fairy was done in a moment, and the spider woman moaned lustfully as she touched her throat. Dari wondered if the spider’s belly could be any worse or better than Janna’s, Laura’s or the dragoness’. She surely did not intend to share the fairy’s fate.

The spider woman was not so big as the dragoness, nowhere near so. But she had seven legs and two arms, and long, sharp teeth that had to be poisonous. She was also quick, and small she wasn’t either. Dari judged her to have the mass of approximately three men, mostly held in that ugly, black lower half of her.

Dari crawled towards the main house from where she hoped she might have the best chance of getting a stab at her victim’s throat somehow. It would not be easy, but it was the only thing that made sense in the moment.

The speed with which the net was created was quite impressive, however. It wouldn’t leave her enough time to wait for the right moment, and if she struck ill then she would surely die.

The dragoness had swatted several fairies, tumbling them like falling sparks upon the ground, extinguished under her feet a moment later. With the net getting larger, she heeded the spider’s commands and turned her attention once more upon the great pentagonal tower. She had already torn the top off and eaten the archers, and now there were only wooden floors in her way through which her hands could tear like parchment.

She reached into the tower eagerly, tearing out bits of floor and tossing them aside. She knew there were people at the bottom on whom she could enact her malice, and her long, thin tongue flicked eagerly across her pointed teeth.

The little fairies’ efforts went ignored by her, but as she peered down into the building, suddenly there was an explosion. A great thunder was heard and Dari flinched in alarm, and chunks of debris came flying out of the tower hitting the terrifying dragoness in the face. She screamed and held her eyes as she reared and stumbled backwards.

It must have been Farindel, Dari thought, as ever keeping her tricks behind her proverbial shield until it was almost too late. She herself did not have any perfect plan, no grand design for accomplishing the task she had set herself.

The spider crawled quickly across the yard now, screaming, “Lissandra!”

She was angry, not concerned, and rightfully so.

“It hurt my eyes!” the dragoness complained, sniffing but otherwise unhurt. “Just wait, now I’ll get you!”

Dari had used the time to crawl atop the wall and run towards the main building, but unfortunately she could currently not reach the spider woman from there.

The dragoness meanwhile reached blindly into the keep with her clawed hand, and after some rummaging she withdrew a handful of people. They were all pinned between her fingers, sticking out whichever way they had been caught. She opened her hand briefly to look for the fairy before dumping the entire catch into her mouth and reaching back into the tower.

“Find her!” The spider’s cold voice rasped, full of evil. “Once we have her you can do with the rest as you please.”

The dragoness’ lips curled into a terrifying smile. Dari thought of Ardan and Devona, Count Bragon and the other Fenwasians. Perhaps any or all of them were already in that giant dragon’s belly, haplessly waiting their turn to be dissolved.

The spider was still too far away for Dari and her spells had already run out again.

Another handful came out up top. The dragoness regarded them before bringing them to her mouth. But she seemed to think better of it. She crossed the yard with two steps and dumped everything atop the other tower which was still intact, grinning almost sweetly.

“No running away!” she commanded. “I want to eat you later!”

Apparently she couldn’t resist the temptation, however, for she picked up one of the people and tossed him up into the air. Her mouth was so huge that she had no trouble catching him, and she sent him down as soon as she had turned back around. Everyone was completely helpless against her.

The spider groaned in frustration, unsatisfied with her giant, childish servant. And yet, what persistence could not facilitate, neglect could. The door of the keep flew open and the remaining defenders poured outside. Dari could see Bragon, then Ardan and Devona and several others, but neither Krool nor Janna or Laura. Devona was carrying the child-sized fairy again. Between Farindel and the dragoness, Dari did not know who was the greater fool.

“There she is!” the spider screeched like a lance point on a breastplate. “Bring her to me!”

Seeing the dragoness come back, the crowd of defenders tried to reverse their course, but the dragon was quicker than them, closing off the entrance to the keep with her hand.

She was over them now, grinning wide, a sparkle in her eye that Dari knew well. They were losing this fight. Perhaps they had never stood a chance.

Dari stood up on the roof of the main house, “Hey you, dragon, have you forgotten about me?!” Her heart slipped into her britches when the giant slit of a pupil turned to her, but that was precisely what she wanted. “You tried to squish me, remember?” she went on defiantly. “You’ve failed! I’m ten times too fast for you, you’ll never catch me!”

The dragoness already turned her head when the spider started ranting again. Unfortunately for Dari, the dragoness wasn’t as vain as she had hoped, for instead of going after Dari she simply swatted at her.

Dari jumped out of harm’s way but the roof truss gave in as the wood cracked and tiles shattered noisily under the massive fingers. Dari almost slid off the roof but caught her footing just in time to avoid another slap. This one, however, was already as much as the age-old framing could withstand. There was the screaming of wood and more tiles clattering as the whole structure gave way and plummeted down.

Within the blink of an eye, Dari found herself in a somewhat lordly bedchamber, now properly ruined. Dust was everywhere, including her eyes and nose.

“Hah, serves you right, you little pest!” the dragoness giggled. “Hm, maybe I should make sure...”

The giant, grinning face of the overgrown lizard filled the sky at once. She enjoyed playing with Dari much more than serving her purpose, as the spider immediately pointed out.

“Lissandra!” she hissed. “Bring me the fairy now!”

She was closer to the building now and Dari was under pressure to leave anyway, not to mention the open window that lead out onto the yard.

“But you told me to kill her first!” the dragoness complained. “And there, I’ve got her.”

Dari had braced herself for the impact with the ground outside, preparing to roll and draw her knives out. She had practiced that move a lot in her day and used it to great effect, but on this night the impact came sooner and much softer than anticipated. And before she could even scream, the dragoness’ fingers had curled around her, closing her in and pinning her to the palm of a leathery hand.

“If I squeeze you now, you’re mush, you little rascal,” the she-dragon giggled into her.

She didn’t push particularly hard, however, and so Dari wriggled like worm, forwards, out of there. When she had gotten half way out of the dragon’s fist, the massive fingers tightened around her waist, pinning her in place. She was forced to stare at those long, pointed teeth, ready to tear into her. Some soldier had lost his sword belt and it had tangled around one such tooth, like a hanging Boron wheel, marking the entrance to the tomb that was this monster’s belly.

‘Swallow me,’ Dari thought with her own little teeth clenched so hard that they might shatter. ‘Swallow me whole and I cut myself a tunnel out of you!’

Practice was the path to mastery, and in living through even a horrifying situation like this, she had acquired plenty of expertise already, much as it haunted her in her nightmares. She felt so tired, like she hadn’t slept in years.

“Show her to me!” demanded the spider.

The dragoness obliged, crouching, and Dari could see that the others were well and truly trapped now, between the main house and the keep. The two evil monsters had all the time they needed, and no one did anything to help. Dari would get eaten at any moment now, and then it would be their turn, and whatever Longleg the evil spider could gain from devouring Farindel would be hers too.

The only question was whether Dari could cut faster than Lissandra could digest her.

“She has a knife, I can feel it,” the she-dragon said. “How can she be a witch and use wrought iron?”

The spider woman was the most uncomfortable creature Dari ever had the displeasure of seeing, worse even than Pardona’s demon. From up close, her upper body didn’t look young at all. She looked old, dead, her face clawed and sagging, just like her breasts.

“A dabbler,” she said, narrowing her eyes. “But you are not from here. You do not belong here. Why, why are you here, and who sent you?”

Her tone suggested that she did not expect an answer just yet, but the dragoness did not pick up on the subtlety.

“Answer her!” the giant beast lisped and growled and an overwhelming pain from her midriff made Dari scream.

She felt the fingers, impossibly strong, crushing her hips so hard that she felt herself bend until uncomfortable pops erupted from her joints.

“They’re here!” she screamed, her eyes full of tears. “I’ve come to save them, Janna and Laura, please! They’re in the tower! They have shrunk!”

There was no rolling, no acrobatic manoeuvring possible when the dragoness let her go. Everything hurt, even her legs even though she could not use them. She had been reduced to a little, snivelling nothing by a single squeeze.

The dragoness did not wait for the spider’s instructions. She threw her whole body against the keep and wrestled it, ultimately toppling the structure towards the outside.

“You’re lying!” she snarled, her eyes huge.

Dari didn’t know why she had expected the dragoness to know the two formerly towering titans. At this point, it had to be close to a miracle for anyone not to have heard of them, not counting giant, magical monsters, of course. But apparently even she had heard of them.

“They’re below,” Dari whimpered. “In the cellar. They’re affected by the curse!”

What that meant, the whole inconceivable horror of it, only became apparent to her when the spider started to laugh just like an evil creature should.

“Free them!” she commanded, even while the dragoness started digging.

But after a moment, the she-dragon’s head snapped around again, “They’re not here! There is only dust and empty shackles!”

Dari shook her head in disbelief before realizing what must have happened. It made her laugh and cry.

“Krool,” she said, stunned in disbelief before screaming, “Krool!”

The spider screeched, “What is the...argh!”

A young man’s grunt accompanied the slash of a sword and the crunching of the spider’s body. He was shrouded in shadow behind her, tiny and yet not forlorn. The spider’s hind part, the biggest part of her, was detached from her body, and as she thrashed forward on all her seven legs, he was revealed to be Ardan Jumian Galahan.

‘The hero,’ Dari thought, incredulous, watching him walk around the monster with his sword and shield.

“Longleg!” screeched the dragoness.

Then he beheaded the spider.

-

The red mist ascended. It was strange and confusing. For a while, all Laura had felt was hatred, an all-consuming desire to kill and destroy. It took her a while to collect her memories and put them into context with her new surroundings. It was the dead of night, all black, but the sky was filled with stars.

And she was being carried.

The man smelled like overripe cheese and from what she could feel of his body, his back under her fingers and his shoulder on her abdomen, he was as hard as stone.

She didn’t know who he was but she could tell just by the shape that on his other shoulder was Janna. They both had their hands and feet tied together with rope.

She wanted to say something to the strange man, but before she could muster the courage he already bent and unloaded them, dumping them unceremoniously upon the damp ground.

“You came back,” he said, his voice ugly. “Here they are. Stopped kicking a while ago.”

A voice from the darkness answered him, “The curse has been lifted. Was that the girl?”

Laura knew to whom the voice belonged and she felt cold. Hanging had not killed her. But this man had different tricks up his sleeve, no doubt about it. And they were still tiny.

Was that the girl,” the stinking man echoed, sneering. “As if you didn’t know.”

“I didn’t dare look until you called for me,” answered the black wizard. “This place, it gazes right back at you. We should not linger long.”

“They’re all busy over there becoming dragon food,” the first man chuckled cruelly. “The girl was a good diversion, I give her that. Couldn’t have done it without her.”

The black wizard sighed, “I knew she would prove useful. Now, onto our giant friends.”

Janna stirred at once, deep fear and loathing in her voice, “We’re not your fucking friends!”

“Fair enough,” he chuckled. “Acquaintances then. Would you like to be big again?”

“Yes!” Laura shot at once before Janna punched her in the shoulder.

“Heh, heh,” laughed the smelly man. “Pardona is right about you. Give these two half a chance and they’ll flatten you.”

‘Correct,’ Laura thought, hardly able to bear the wait. ‘Make me big and I’ll turn you both into stains. Then the mushrooms can eat you.’

She yearned for that feeling of security, simply squishing anyone she didn’t like.

The wizard sighed, “But why? We’re all evil here, we should pull on the same rope!”

Janna protested, “I’m not evil!”

“Well, except for Janna,” the wizard concluded. “But I can get you your friends back, if you want them, Christina and Steve? I fear Varg’s hospitality is starting to wear on them, and if the ogre queen hears that you two shrank or vanished, there is no telling what she will do. If I were you, I’d worry for them.”

“What do you want?” Laura asked, feeling smart.

The shadow opened its arms, “Nothing! I only wish for us to become friends. I have ways of making you do my bidding, I can assure you, but I would rather we come to some sort of arrangement.”

“So, you give us Steve and Christina and we become your soldiers?” Janna asked before Laura could agree to the terms. “And how many innocents do you want us to slaughter before you consider the debt paid?”

“Ah,” he laughed dryly. “If you mean to trade cows then you need a cow to trade. You do not have that. All you are now is just two little girls who are somewhat difficult to kill. If you think the spell will wear off, then I must disappoint you. Fairy magic is notoriously long-lasting.”

“We want to be big again,” Laura quickly intervened before Janna could mock it up even more. “We just need to know...specifically, what do you want from us?”

“I have already told you!” he laughed, genuinely now but not without sarcasm. “If I want anything then perhaps it is a little bit of gratitude. That’s not too much to ask, is it?”

“Fine,” Laura agreed. “Do it then.”

She could feel him grin in the silence that followed. For a horrible moment she thought he was just playing with her, giving her hope before taking it away again.

“Now, you see, she is going to step on me as soon as I have reversed the transformation,” he said. “And that even though she has had nothing but kindness from me.” He sighed, “Well, if it must be this way, then you shall wear my necklaces.”

“Necklaces?” Janna echoed. “I’m not wearing anything you’ve touched! You only wish to control us!”

That didn’t sit well with Laura either.

“It’s not like that,” the wizard promised. “These amulets will only do to you whatever you do to me. Oh, and you can’t take them off, obviously, unless you want to die screaming.”

The smelly man gave a laugh, but Laura didn’t know what to make of it.

“They will grow with you,” the wizard continued, dangling two shiny pieces of metal at the end of some string. “Just put them on and I’ll be on my way.”

“And Steve and Christina?” Janna demanded. “You promised to give them back to us.”

“No I didn’t,” he replied. “I said I could bring them back to you, seeing as we are friends. But if we’re not, then I’m not going to. They can just stay with Varg until she kills them someday, sooner rather than later. If a human in Varg’s household dies of anything other than herself, she considers that a loss.”

“We should kill her then,” replied Janna, sounding as though she was already big, which she wasn’t. “So, you’re holding their lives over our heads? Doesn’t sound like what friends do. Sounds more like extortion.”

“She’s exhausting, isn’t she,” the wizard told Laura. “But fine, I will deliver them to you. Apparently, rescuing you and giving you back your power isn’t enough of a token of my good will. Now that sounds like extortion.”

Laura felt a little queasy in her belly, which immediately made her remember how hungry she was. She wasn’t scared anymore at least, but even worse, she saw that the black wizard was right.

“Why then,” Janna asked. “Why would someone like you be interested in our friendship?”

The wizard sighed again but said nothing, making Laura start to chew her lip. He had already answered the question, not to mention so much else.

“Give me a necklace,” she said, stretching out her hand.

Predictably, Janna snatched her hand away like a kindergarten teacher.

“Are you fucking crazy?!” she asked in English. “He’s going to...do whatever with you!”

“Beats being small,” Laura replied in a tone that brook no argument.

“Now, don’t be stupid,” Janna launched into that awful preachy tone she had acquired recently. “With great power comes great responsibility. Don’t you care about all those innocent people he is going to make you kill?!”

Laura considered for a moment before shaking her head, “No.”

There was much more she could have said, but they had been over this conversation ad nauseam already, and she didn’t want to have it another time. It was unavoidable to stare the naked truth in the face and eat it.

“Don’t you feel awfully hungry?” she asked, acting on impulse.

Janna grimaced as her hand found her belly and Laura could hear it groan.

“It’s never going to go away unless you eat as much as we used to eat when we were big,” she went on. “Tell me how you are going to do that at this size. It’s not like you can order Domino’s.”

“Ooh, what are Domino’s?” the wizard inquired in English.

“It’s not important,” Laura told him. “But what I said is true, isn’t it?”

“I must confess I do not know that,” he admitted light-heartedly. “Transformation magic is...complicated. Think of the possibilities, though! Turn your arch nemesis into a pot and give it to a trusty housekeeper. He would get burned every time you have a meal!”

“Or make him very small,” Laura suggested to Janna. “Make it so he is always hungry and thirsty and he still can’t die. Although, I suppose you would die eventually, wouldn’t you? How long can you go practically without food and water?”

“You would not perish,” the wizard intervened. “You would merely...suffer as long as it takes.”

The conversation had somehow swapped into local tongue again, and Laura couldn’t help but notice the inquisitive nature of the black sorcerer. It made her trust him even more. He had told her before of his ambition to attain forbidden knowledge, which was a motive she could truly get behind. No knowledge should be forbidden, no thoughts or ideas outlawed.

These ideas had made her feel so righteous for a moment that she hadn’t noticed Janna begin to cry. Big, bitter tears were rolling down her cheeks, lit up by the starlight to sparkle like diamonds.

Laura gave her a hug.

“We have no other choice,” she said nevertheless before turning to the wizard. “Give me the damn thing before I change my mind.”

It felt just like any lump of metal at the end of a leather string should. If truth be told, it didn’t even look particularly well made from up close, all squished and squashed as though someone had listlessly grabbed a bit of clay and tossed it on a table. She didn’t know what kind of metal it was, but some parts of it looked silvery whereas others were black and dirty, like a drop of scrap spilled from the smelting.

“You want to get out of the way?” she asked the others. “I don’t want to grow over you and squish you by accident.”

“How farsighted of you,” the wizard quipped. “I will deliver your friends three days hence, provided I am not stuck under your shoe.”

‘Why would you be stuck under my shoe?’ Laura thought. ‘I’m already wearing your amulet.’

Perhaps he was afraid she would turn martyr.

‘Yeah, fat chance.’

“Oh,” the wizard added. “And it appears the Horasian Empire is falling apart. Perhaps someone should help that situation, prevent unnecessary bloodshed.”

Laura released herself from Janna and stepped back, watching the other three fade into the darkness. She was still a little bit scared that it might all be too good to be true.

And then it happened, almost all at once.

Besides the change in scenery, it was mostly the air. It was so much fresher from ninety meters high. She took a deep breath and relished it, but she did miss the smells somewhat. Her hand reached for the necklace and found that it was still there. The knot at the back seemed sturdy enough to prevent opening accidently.

Next, she noticed that the sun was already rising in the distance. Between the trees at her feet, however, nearly all was covered in black. She couldn’t see the others, but when she tried to make herself step on where she though the wizard was, she found that she had no problem doing so. But thinking about it was as far as she would go.

“Isn’t it nice?” the wizard called up to her.

“Yes,” she replied, even though she could hardly feel anything over her hunger. “Point me to the castle, I want to flatten that asshole who had me hanged.”

‘And eat all the shitty rest of the bastards.’

She couldn’t wait to fill her belly, much as she loathed eating soldiers. They had too much metal on them. She would make a feast of the first village she came across, she promised herself. Janna wouldn’t like it, and neither would the villagers, but she felt like she earned a treat after this ordeal.

“That’s unwise, Laura!” called the wizard. “If Farindel is still alive...although.”

“Although what?!” she demanded into the dark, disgruntled to hear she couldn’t have her revenge.

Already noticeable was the respect she was now shown again, however, which in turn she very much enjoyed.

“It’s fine,” said the wizard. “You can go. Just be careful.”

“Is Janna coming or not?” she asked, eager to get moving.

The reply came in the form of Janna shooting out of the forest until she was taller than Laura again. A gigantic tree caught against the tip of her boot and was pushed over, almost without effort.

“We’re not going to harm Devona,” she declared by way of greeting. “Nor Ardan. He didn’t do anything wrong.”

Laura could agree to those terms. Devona had protected them from the rapists, after all.

‘But she’s so pretty,’ she thought guiltily, her stomach rumbling. ‘I bet she would taste like heaven in Honinger honey.’

Branwyn had been pretty too. But Devona was just a bomb, the kind of woman who could become a billionaire by the age of twenty, just on photo shootings alone, and without even having to take off her bikini.

They could already see the bog in the distance, but first they had to drink. They found a rivulet, mostly just by its idyllic sound, and Laura dug her hands into the earth to make a little pond for drinking. Having been small and seeing everything from below made her truly appreciate how mighty she was. Her arms were excavators, her feet steamrollers, and her mouth a gigantic, all-consuming vacuum.

Small wonder Steve, Chris and Val had been so frightened, way back when.

“I think there’s frogs in it,” she said after letting the mud settle for a minute. “Consider it free protein.”

“No frogs, it’s winter,” Janna said. “But fish, maybe.”

Laura grinned as she put her mouth to the pond, “Sorry, fishies.”

She really wished there were people in it, but she drank it anyway, until it tasted of mud.

“This water isn’t frozen,” Janna noted as they waited for the pond to refill. “I don’t know the exact temperature, but maybe it’s magic.”

“You think it will bewitch us or something?” Laura asked.

The possibility of being turned small again frightened her deeply.

“That evil wizard said it was okay,” Janna replied, but Laura could hear the same sense of unease there.

“Wouldn’t make any sense if he got us big only to let us get shrunk again, would it?” she asked.

Janna shook her head, “Helping us in the first place doesn’t make sense. And at no cost? You better believe we’ve got another thing coming our way from that guy.”

Laura wasn’t entirely convinced, but the necklaces they both now wore were hard to ignore.

“We should go back to Honingen,” she determined before lowering her voice. “Maybe Furio can disenchant these things. Then, next time mister bad guy shows up, we can make him go splat!”

“Capital idea, captain obvious,” Janna grimaced. “Um, are we...I mean, we can’t really smush Bragon. He’s Devona’s father. The rapists, fine. Farindel too. But not him.”

Laura reared in protest, climbing to her feet before Janna had even finished, “No way! That guy had me hanged, Janna, do you even know how much that hurt?!”

“It was a perfectly logical thing to do,” Janna reasoned. “Put yourself in his position.”

It was another conversation they had had before, and Laura wasn’t going there either.

“Speak for yourself,” she said. “If I get my hands on him, I’m going to make him wish he was never born, and then I’ll kill him.”

Being big was good. She felt so strong that it made her wet down below, despite all the hardships. In fact, perhaps the suffering had an upside. From now on, she would live every day to the full, and she wouldn’t let anybody rain on her glorious comeback, especially not Janna.

“And how is that gonna look?” Janna argued. “Hey Devona, thanks for being so nice to us. By the way, I’m gonna smush your dad now? Besides, we’ve sort of trampled Albernia enough already. We should give these people time to recuperate.”

Laura did not feel the same at all.

“You do you,” she pursed her lips and smirked. “But I’m going to kill Bragon and everyone else except Ardan and Devona. And after Honingen I’ll go to Havena and have as much fun with it as I can with my pants on, except I’ll probably not be wearing any.”

She had visited the port city briefly before. It was nice, if a little windy, and most importantly it was ginormous. There were tens of thousands of people there. It was only because Albernia was such a magic- and trouble-infested shithole that she hadn’t gone there already. Any moral qualms popping up at the thought she quashed quickly.

“You’ll do no such thing,” Janna said firmly after emerging from the waterhole, wiping her mouth with the back of her hand.

She was starting to stand but Laura was already on her feet and had a head start.

“Race me to it!” she laughed before starting to run towards the bog, her feet crushing everything they landed on.

The causeway was easy enough to spot, a dyke reinforced with rotten stakes of wood. Her feet were not very kind to it, of course, but if she moved quickly she could avoid the muck without much trouble. Janna, heavier by a few thousand tons, struggled and fell further behind.

And then she saw it, rising out of the misty moor doused in the rising sun, the castle on the small hill.

It had suffered recently, its gates smashed and the greater of the two towers gone and toppled over, nothing but a field of rubble were it had fallen. Cadavers lay all about the gate and on the hill too, arrows sticking in them. There was some sort of congregation in the middle of the yard. She was over them all before anyone could do anything about it.

She saw the fairy at the helm of the mass of people, apparently being worshipped. She looked like a little girl with wings.

When Laura’s foot landed on her, it felt very strange for a moment. The fairy gave an “oof” and then seemingly exploded into a thick cloud of rainbow dust. The people worshipping the fairy screamed and cried out in anguish. Bragon, Ardan and Devona, along with steward Rodowan Ahawar and other Fenwasian kin or banner men were in the first row and got to witness the pitiful demise of their deity firsthand.

Laura stood over them, legs apart and grinning down full of lust.

“I’m back!” she announced. “Did you miss me?”

They didn’t, of course, which was why they started to run. She bent down and snatched up Bragon Fenwasian before Devona could embrace him. And to have her hands free, she simply tore off his sword belt with her fingernails before putting him into her mouth.

He tasted like mud, sweat and cold steel at first, so she pushed him into her cheek and let him bathe in her saliva.

Down below, the mesmerizing beauty of Devona Fenwasian threw herself to her knees, “Laura, please, spare us!”

She was practically praying.

It was an odd thing with beautiful people like her that one always felt instinctively inclined to comply with their wishes. Laura had to consciously tell her hands to leave Bragon where he was, and she felt a strong pang of guilt gnawing at her conviction.

She didn’t have time to properly torture Bragon either, because Janna was coming after her in the distance with a scowl that foretold nothing pleasant. She decided to ignore Devona and fill her belly instead, bending down and collecting men with both hands at once.

In doing so, she noticed the fat, black, ugly spider, unmoving and seemingly cut in half. She flattened it underfoot, just in case, and went on collecting. Her mouth was watering in anticipation of food, stimulated by Bragon trying his athletic best to wrestle past her tongue and get out, an effort that she greatly enjoyed to deny him.

The men were armed and armoured to varying degrees, so she would have to chew them. But that was the plan anyway. When she regarded the catch in her hand, she noticed Rodowan Ahawar, the white-haired steward who had saved many refugees from Winhall, and Conan Galahed Fenwasian, the man who had initially caught her when she had shrunk.

Settling both open scores at once brought a devilish smile to her lips.

“Please don’t do this,” Rodowan begged. “We were only following orders!”

“Shh, food doesn’t talk,” she grinned and dumped them all into her mouth.

She could hear them all scream when her lips closed, but after her teeth went to work, the only voice left was that of Bragon, now bathing in the liquefied bodies of his men. She couldn’t help a little moan escape her involuntarily.

Oh, how she had missed that flavour. It was unpleasantly adulterated by the dirty clothing and all the steel armour, of course. The armour especially made her feel like she had bitten off a tad too much from a falafel and gotten bits of tinfoil into her mouth. Men also sweated more in armour, so there was a salty, cheesy note to them. Mostly, though, they tasted the way tiny people should, absolutely delicious.

When Janna arrived at the island hill, both legs muddy up to the knees and her boots carrying small lakes worth of water, Laura felt it in good taste to take a step out of the castle so Janna would have a better view. Outside of the walls then, there was another small person on the ground, a tiny, naked girl with fiery red hair. She looked very confused and obviously out of place, so Laura decided it would probably be prudent to take her out of the picture.

Janna noticed the girl too, only just a split second too late as Laura's foot was already turning her into a particularly flat meat patty.

“No, don’t!” Janna shouted, but Laura didn’t stop until she felt the girl squelch completely and only then complied.

Janna went in for a close inspection, “Oh, Laura, that was Lissandra!”

“Um...” Laura made, trying to remember. She found it rather funny and surprising that Janna cared so much about the girl. “Sorry, I thought she might have been one of Farindel’s,” she tried deflect the blame.

Janna made a big frowny face, “You didn’t have to kill her! And what about the rest, have you spared Devona and Ardan at least?!”

“They’re over there,” Laura gestured into the yard with her fistful of people. “And here is your half of the garrison. Bon appétit! Although, if you want to let them go, that’s your choice.”

She held out her hand and dropped them unceremoniously into Janna’s possession. There were ten or eleven of them left, frantically trying to figure out where they were while the big girl looked at them with eyes as large as saucers.

“They’re so tiny,” Janna breathed. “And Bragon? Did you...”

“I’m almost finished with him,” Laura grinned before reaching into her mouth to present him. She was feeling cocky. “I can’t decide whether I should swallow him now or put him in my sock for a while.”

“Uh, Laura,” Janna corrected her awkwardly. “That’s not him, though.”

Then Laura noticed it as well.

“Aw, damn it,” she sighed. “I must have accidently chewed him.”

There had been a moment when he had managed to climb over her molars and onto her tongue, but she had been certain she had pushed him back right away. She must have gotten him confused.

“You, what’s your name?” she asked the man between her fingers. He stammered something she couldn’t understand, so she decided to involve Janna instead, “Hey, I think this is one of the rapists!”

“Really?” Janna leaned in close to get a better look at him. “Well, I guess he deserves it then.”

She looked down at the men in the cup of her hands before lowering her mouth and slurping them up, one by one. Then her jaw went into motion, slowly and methodically grinding people to minced meat and pink slime.

Laura let the man watch for a while before putting him on her back teeth and popping him like a pea. He was very delicious.

In the yard, Ardan and Devona had to watch everything, two giant monsters, devouring people for snacks. It was therefore unsurprising that they thought themselves in danger as well.

If truth be told, Laura thought it might have been a good idea to just close this chapter by eating the two of them as well. No one would ever know, after all. But Janna wouldn’t wear it.

“We should take them back to Honingen,” Janna said after looking at them, Ardan with his sword and shield ready for a fight he couldn’t win, and Devona crying rivers behind his back.

“I think Devona might be in line to inherit Winhall county,” Laura said in English. “Pretty sure I’ve killed all the other heirs.”

She hadn’t kept track of that particular family tree for a while, and she wasn’t really sure if it was true. Male children inherited before female ones, after all. But at the moment, she was simply looking for something positive.

“We won’t hurt you,” Janna tried to soothe and console the two tinies in the yard. “We will take you back to Honingen. We’re sorry for everything that has happened.”

She was being more diplomatic than Laura had expected, which was nice. Also, she couldn’t say anything, having just eaten some people.

Momentarily, the light snack made Laura’s hunger a lot worse, though. Her belly demanded more. When she looked at Ardan and Devona, her mouth ran wet with spittle. And then there was yet another person, emerging from behind them out of the shadow of a wall.

Janna saw that one too, tiny, limping girl that it was, and Ardan and Devona screamed in anguish when the massive giantess suddenly lurched over them like a collapsing mountain.

“Gotcha,” Janna announced while taking the kicking and screaming thing back up with her. “Oh my god, Laura, you’ll never believe who it is.”

Laura leaned in to see, which made Janna withdraw the girl a little. It was Dari.

“Oh, damn,” she said. “I totally forgot we sent her to save Chris and Steve! How did you end up here, little girl?”

Dari was crying and twisting left and right.

“Please,” she shouted, “I’m hurt! The dragon almost crushed my hips! Please, don’t squeeze me so hard!”

Laura tried to grab her but Janna took her hand away, smiling wickedly.

“You do you, Laura,” she mocked, her eyes sparkling. “You killed Bragon, I get to kill her. No more little assassin for you.”

She lifted Dari above her lips as she licked them. Laura could see the tiny girl panicking.

“She’s damaged goods anyway,” Janna shrugged as she lowered her morsel.

“Wait!” Laura called out. “At least let her answer the question. Don’t you care to know how she came to be here?”

Dari was looking downwards into Janna’s mouth, not liking the prospect. Tears were running down her eyes while Janna clearly enjoyed teasing her.

“Well, answer the question, little one,” Janna said. “Make it quick so I can eat you.”

Her voice was smothered by all the saliva in her mouth. Dari would get a wet grave.

Laura didn’t want Dari to die but at the same time she had to play by her own rules. The girl would be incredibly useful wherever they went, but Janna did not see that, or perhaps she did and she did not like it. Either way, Laura’s hands were tied.

Dari sniffed, cried and stammered incomprehensibly before collecting her thoughts enough to speak. Then, she was angry with despair.

“I came here to save you!” she spat into Janna’s smiling face. “The black wizard came to me, he and his fool! They told me what had happened. You wouldn’t be here without me, you would still red and mad and the red dragon would have eaten you all! You owe me your life!”

“That’s quite a story,” Janna chuckled before moving in with her lips.

She was so breathtakingly beautiful when she was evil.

“They mentioned her!” Laura piped up, remembering the conversation she had heard and piecing together the puzzle. “They called her a good distraction.”

Dari’s tiny head snapped to Laura, “Distraction?! That fool would be dead without me, and so would you! And the whole world would be dead, or red, or bloody well both! Please, you promised to let me go!”

Her situation wasn’t enviable, Laura had to agree. It was so bad that it made her smile a little. It was half sympathy and half something else, perhaps a sense of schadenfreude.

“Poor choice of words,” Janna chuckled, her mouth right beneath Dari’s legs.

Laura loved to see her friend get carried away like that. She didn’t want to interrupt it, much as she would miss Dari. She was torn.

“She’s right!” the clear, beautiful voice of Devona Fenwasian called up from below. “If she hadn’t distracted the dragon, Ardan would never have been able to slay the spider!”

“Um, that would be that one,” Laura pointed to the ground where the now flattened remains of the big, black spider were.

Janna’s mouth twitched when she saw, and one could see her mood change in real time.

“And once the spider was dead, the dragon disappeared,” Ardan added. “We do not know what happened to it.”

Laura looked at her feet. She had shifted absentmindedly and trodden on the red-haired girl a few more times, squishing her further. She didn’t feel bad about it even though another piece of the puzzle came into her mind.

“That must have been Caira Herlogan,” she said, thinking. “Maybe, anyway.”

Janna shook her head, “Who?”

“Ordhan Herlogan’s daughter?” Laura replied. “He asked me to look for her, way back when. Whoops. Oh, well.”

She bent and picked her up between her fingernails, a flattened sheet of person. She doubted Devona would be able to identify her, so she dropped her again.

Devona looked up at Laura with tears in her eyes, “You have killed Farindel. You have taken everything we had. You have eaten my father. Can you please leave us alone?”

She was shaking, which made Laura feel bad and ashamed. The normal punishment for making her feel this way was death, but for Devona she would make an exception.

“We will,” she promised. “We will take you back to Honingen and then we will leave you after three days. I promise I’ll try not to kill any more of your family.”

Far as she could see there weren’t all that many Fenwasians left to begin with, so it should be an easy one to keep. And if she broke it, it wasn’t as if Devona had any recourse.

She turned to Janna, “So, are you going to eat Dari or not? If you ask me I think she deserves living, after all she’s done for us. And remember, she got us Mibeltube too, so if we wanna get high she might come in handy.”

Contrary to what Laura had hoped, however, Janna gave back only a pitiful smile and a pat of her belly.

“Aw, you’ve already eaten her?” Laura pouted.

It was such a waste.

Nevertheless, Laura had butterflies in her stomach. She was big again, the Red Curse was over…even the nasty black wizard seemed not so bad after all. Until now, anyway. There was no telling what the future would bring. For now, all she wanted was eat, sleep and maybe have a little lone time with a village. She remembered the ogresses at Honingen and how she and Janna had had sex with them. That was even better. Life was good.

“But…my horse!” Ardan protested when Janna bent down to allow him and Devona to climb onto her hand.

There was a whole stable full of steeds which had somehow survived through the whole battle. And quite a battle that was, it became clear now. Laura put her own foot next to one of the dragon’s footprints, finding it slightly more than half as large as her own. It would have made an opponent she could do well without. Much easier just to smush a tiny girl. They had dodged quite a bullet.

They shared the horses in spite of Ardan’s protests, eating them swiftly and without fanfare. The huge, beautiful animals were even easier food than people, all penned up like that. Laura liked the taste of them as well.

Then, it was finally back to Honingen.

-

They held a market almost every day now. And it was a dire disappointment. Many stalls in the market hall were empty, and those traders that were there had scarcely any wares. Prices were absurd, which the council of guildsmen promptly counteracted with setting fixed prices, much to Bran’s approval.

The situation, however, did not improve. The day after the price controls were instituted, there were hardly any traders.

“I don’t understand,” he confessed at one point when he was discussing the issue with Linbirg. “The countess often set prices when the times were grim, but she never faced such shortages.”

The food shortage was worst, quickly followed by a shortage of wood and other raw materials. Lin’s ogresses no longer dragged logs into the city, patrolling the streets instead to enforce laws they did not understand upon a populace with whom they couldn’t communicate.

Theft of firewood was particularly rampant, but so far the council was being lenient. The times were rough, after all, and Linbirg had been harshly admonished for allowing her ogresses to crush the hands of thieves in the beginning.

She had not forced her will upon the council for fear that Bran might be displeased. Every night she went to bed yearning for his touch, his tongue in her mouth and perhaps even more. But all he cared about were his laws.

The council, meanwhile, was stubborn and often divided. They suffered under the circumstances too. The soap makers could not procure fat, the candle makers wax, nor Bran’s own father meat to make sausages. Old linen was easier to come by, because there were so many dead people no longer needing their clothes. This was good for the paper layers, except that no one had any coin to buy their wares now, and scarcely any reason to write while no business was being conducted.

“Didn’t the countess own the woods as well as the villages around Honingen?” Linbirg had asked.

It was the beginning of a solution, although they hadn’t known it at the time. Bran had agreed to allow her to sell firewood, which was easily set up. All she had to do was have Mara command ogresses to collect wood from the nearby forest, smash it to proportion and hire first one and soon three orphans to sell it off.

She didn’t have any coin to pay her workers at first, but when Mara threatened to eat them, they agreed quickly to work for free. Her competitors were then discretely removed as well, leaving the city to stock up on supplies and tragically never coming back. Within two days, Linbirg was the sole provider of firewood in the city.

Such success did not go unnoticed by the council, of course. Karjelin of the paper layers led the charge against her.

“By rights, all trees growing on Honinger land belong to us now,” he argued. “It is up to us to decide who may take wood and who may sell it!”

But the other guildsmen still remembered Vialligh the beekeeper, and they did not dare decide against Linbirg when Bran the Elder put the issue to a vote. So, Karjelin changed tactics.

“If that is your will,” he argued, “at least make it work to our benefit. I call for another vote! Let the expenses for the ogres’ feed and other needs no longer be borne by the city! Pay them instead from those proceeds attained through the sale of firewood.”

Not even Bran the Younger could argue with it, which left Linbirg alone and bereft. The decision was unanimous. Making coin was unexpectedly intoxicating, even though she hardly spent any of it, hoarding it instead where she and her ogres were sleeping, in the great tent made from a giantess’ sleeping bag which they had moved back next to the walls. Having to pay for her expenses, and with the current prices no less, was a great setback.

But food was scarce in the city anyway, even though Honingen was surrounded by arable farmland. The solution was obvious. Hence, Linbirg took Mara and several of her ogresses to different farmsteads and took their food. Anyone who dared to object to the mistreatment became food so as to further save on coin.

Hitting the villages belonging to the city wasn’t a far step up from there, of course. But again, the council intervened soon as they heard of it. Bran was angry with her this time as well.

“They say you killed someone!” he accused her. “That you murdered them!”

She didn’t know who he was talking about. Mara and the others had flattened an old woman and eaten five more people, tearing them apart at the joints and sharing them after their fashion. It had happened at Honeyfield and Jorilsgrave, two villages down the southern road from Honingen.

“I have brought in a lot of food,” she argued. “Do you want your people to continue to starve?”

It had been mostly cheese and grain she seized, still available there in somewhat good quantities. The bulk of her haul were milk cows, however. They weren’t meant for butchering, originally, but they were made of meat and each ogress could comfortably carry two or three of the mooing creatures.

And she was holding back some of the meat for Bran’s father, Bran the Elder, so their family could profit too. She had expected to be showered with praise for her ingenuity, instead Bran seemed to have tears in his eyes.

“They were right about you,” he said, breathless, “Karjelin and the others. We should never have freed you!”

She was near the southern gate at the time, the urgency driving the customers to her even before she could reach the market. But word of her deeds must have overtaken her. She had spent a lot of time auctioning off each bit of food to the highest bidder.

“Then you would be under the countess’ boot and my ogres would still be crushing you!” she snapped.

Hot Sausage was there, barking profusely. He wasn’t a big dog but Lin didn’t want to get bitten.

“Mara, kill the dog and seize Bran,” she commanded. “Leave him whole.”

Bran looked at his dog and screamed as Mara’s foot stomped upon the animal, snuffing it out with a whimper. Then the ogress took him, handling him easier than if he were a child.

Getting him to love her was too much work, she decided. It was the one thing on which she hadn’t made any progress thus far.

“Take us to our tent,” she said next. “And tell the others to kill the council. I suppose they are waiting for us in the usual spot.”

If she couldn’t make Bran love her, she could still make him make a woman of her. She would have him now and afterwards Mara could get rid of him, just like his stupid dog which was now a squashed fur ball on the ground. A voice in the back of her head screamed that she was doing it again, the same thing she had done to her knights and everyone who loved her. She had come to regret those decisions. She even started to regret having had the villagers killed as well.

“Would it help if I went to neighbouring baronies?” she asked Bran who was kicking and screaming in Mara’s other hand. “Or do these laws of yours apply there too?”

She had already made inquiries. The distances weren’t so far as that the ogresses couldn’t make them easily, and the further away from Honingen, the more food there would be.

But Bran only looked completely aghast at her, as though he presumed she wasn’t even serious. She shouldn’t have killed his dog, she reflected. Now, she couldn’t go back.

It wasn’t at all the way she had imagined it either. In her mind, he had always participated willingly, even if Mara had forced him, taking the initiative and getting it done. When they were in the huge ogre tent, however, he did not move a muscle.

“What do you want with him?” Mara asked after setting him down.

Bran remained standing but not by very much. He was shaking like leaves.

Linbirg sighed, “Undress him.”

She disrobed as well. It wasn’t as awkward for her as she had feared, herself already being familiar with nakedness around Mara, and with Bran so thoroughly disempowered. He cried and whimpered when the ogress pulled off his clothes one by one. But seeing his lean, sinewy body made Linbirg’s breath grow shorter. He was very handsome.

Her first gaze upon his manhood was irritating, however. Linbirg thought that it had something of a plucked, raw goose neck, the way it hung there, sprouting from a bush of red hair. And yet it had a certain appeal. She knew she had to somehow make him harden, but that seemed more difficult now than she had imagined. She didn’t know whether to touch it or look at it or what else to do.

“Wa-what do you want from me?” he stammered.

She was looking right at it, even while it was still staring at the floor.

“I want you to make a woman of me,” she determined. “If you do it right, maybe I’ll let you live.”

She had overheard conversations of proper women about this sort of thing and knew that men could be disappointing at times. She didn’t want her first time to be that way, even though it seemed like it might not even happen.

But then Bran gave the hint of a nod and his face hardened. He looked at her breasts and between her legs as she stood there, and began to stroke his shaft which eventually responded. Seeing it stiffen made her squirm in the hips. It was big to begin with, but soon it reminded her of what she had seen on stallions. Perhaps she had sensed it before, without knowing it, and had been drawn to him particularly for this reason.

He swallowed and stepped up to her, shoving one hand down the small of her back and putting her other over her breast, his thumb playing with her nipple. His manhood poked her in the belly, standing between them like a plank she could have walked on had she tried.

Then he pushed her down, gently, and began to nimble at her neck. The hand from her breast went behind her head and cradled it while the other started kneading her buttocks. A shudder of fear and waves of second thoughts went through her when she felt his tip upon her lower lips.

“Stop!” she cried out, despite wanting it.

He seized immediately and Mara was there in an instant, shoving him off.

“What’s wrong?” he asked her, alarm and discontent in his voice.

She had to order her mind and subdue her fear, half wishing he had just pressed on with it and Mara had left them.

“Nothing,” she said quickly. “I’m…it’s so fast, is all.”

She was afraid of having his thick, veiny shaft inside of her. She couldn’t comprehend how it would fit.

“Do you want me to or not?” he demanded. “Because if you don’t then you must let me go. That’s only fair.”

“I…I do want you,” she said. “I…just do it! Leave him to it, Mara.”

He was getting soft again, she saw, and so he had to repeat what he did before. When finally he entered her, she felt a sharp pain. He shoved himself in, further and further, and at every moment she felt like she might burst. It was a blissful feeling too, however, a blessed kind of pain that became more blessed and less painful the longer it lasted.

He went in and out of her, time and again, her wetness drenching them both where their bodies conjoined. He pulled up her head and entered her with his tongue as well, flooding her mind with sensations and emotion.

He was perfect, she thought with every thrust, such a magnificent man, so handsome and good, every little thing about him was godly. She had heard that reaching a peak would take a very long time for a woman but not for a man, often leading to disagreement. This time, however, it happened much too quickly for her. A wave of relief washed over her and her whole body went limp and weak at once.

Bran noticed, but kept going anyway. He started to thrust harder, cupping her arse with both his hands and shoving himself so relentlessly into her helpless little body that she feared he might tear her skin. He started grunting after another short while, and then she could feel the hot sensation of his seed between her thighs. And she knew she was a woman.

He collapsed on top of her, breathing into her ear. Her heart was still pounding madly, mad with love for him. She could never kill him. She regretted everything she had done. She would do what he said from now on, whatever that may be, only praying that he might love her like this forever.

After pulling out and scrambling off of her, he sat on the soft ground of the sleeping back breathing like after a long run. Above him, then, Lin could see Mara watching.

The ogress had that look in her eye, her lower lip tugged under her teeth. And her hand was under her loin cloth. Linbirg knew what would happen.

“No!” she squealed when Mara’s long, groping fingers came for her. “No, not now! Use him!”

She felt too weak and blissful to be put through the torture now. It was a tad unfair on Bran, but then again it was a man’s duty to take these heavy burdens off his woman. That was what men were for.

Mara looked perplexed for a moment, like the idea of using him in the way she used Linbirg was incomprehensible to her, as though they weren’t even the same kind.

Perhaps she objected to using a man, Linbirg thought, or perhaps that ancient pact her forebears made ran deeper even than reason.

“Just do with him what you would do with me, please!” she pleaded.

Mara remained unconvinced but seemed to take Lin’s words for a command. Bran’s complaints fell on deaf ears.

“No, no,” he struggled and shouted, “I did what you asked, please, make her stop!”

The ogress dragged him over the floor away from Linbirg until she had him where she wanted him. She put one of her feet on either side before lowering herself. Seeing it was horrid, but Lin knew his perspective as well and had to concede that it was a lot better not to be involved.

Mara put her arse on his hips to pin him, and her sex where his mouth could reach it. Her knees held the brunt of her weight or else he wouldn’t have long to live.

Her cunt was wet and swollen, a cave of lust. He wouldn’t go to it, so the ogress leaned forward to smother it upon his face. When she rocked herself forward to adjust her position, Linbirg could only see Bran’s hair anymore, red as rust, contrasted against the slick, dark hair between Mara’s legs.

Provided with such power, Linbirg would probably do the same, she thought. Part of her regretted not having given herself to a man earlier, but she was also glad to have waited for Bran.

Mara grunted as she moved back and forth upon him, her knees pushing out to lower herself more. It was hard to believe a small body like his could sustain such a gargantuan one like Mara’s.

She slid her hips in front and leaned back now, clawing one of her own breasts and twisting the big, dark nipple between her fingers. It was an imposing sight as grunts turned into moans.

Their eyes met and Linbirg awkwardly looked away, but she could see Mara smile. Then the ogress leaned back forward and shoved both her knees as far out as they would go.

Linbirg started to get worried but the situation escalated much too quickly for her. First, Mara started to go much faster, bunching up her mane with her hands and wrapping it around her head. She let out a cry of lust then, and suddenly her hips lifted off the ground before slamming down with full force, once, twice, thrice, before she finally moaned and stopped moving altogether.

Linbirg had stood up but she hadn’t said anything. Mara lifted herself off her tiny toy in a way that said she cared little for whether it was still breathing, a superior smile on her lips that she often displayed when killing weaker things.

When Lin saw what the ogress had left of Bran she screamed, “No!”

His head had burst open on one side with blood and brains leaking out and pooling on the grey fabric. His face was pushed so flat that one could hardly recognize him anymore, and it was covered in slime. One of his arms had broken and must have come under her cheek. It looked completely pulped at the elbow, a strange tangle of skin.

Mara had evidently not used the same restraint she employed with Linbirg, treating Bran like something to be used once, thrown away and swept out with the old rushes. The ogress looked surprised at Linbirg’s reaction.

“I thought you did not want him anymore,” she said, much too leisurely for Linbirg’s liking.

Mara enjoyed killing. And she enjoyed fucking. In retrospect, Linbirg should have known Mara would combine the two if given the opportunity.

But still, Linbirg was devastated.

“How could you!” she screamed at the ogress. “You killed him!”

Mara seemed ashamed, trying to look away. But then she seemed to realize something.

“He felt just like you,” she said, her face snapping around.

Linbirg didn’t realize the gravity of her situation at first. But then it hit her.

“Ironman,” the ogress contemplated aloud. “You are just...some girl. We do not need you.”

Linbirg tried to intervene, “No, don’t say it like that. We’ve done great things together and you have nothing but the utmost love for me!”

“We don’t have to do what you say,” Mara went on as if she couldn’t hear. “We can do whatever we want.”

A huge, toothy smile crept across her lips, and with her mane she looked very much like a lion. Then, however, it soured and something dark replaced it, a n eerie shadow of rage.

“So many of my sisters are dead now because of you,” she growled. “Don’t worry, you’ll feel what they felt, and so much more! I will flatten you bit by bit, and when I’m done we will do to Honingen what I did to your body!”

Lin turned and ran, but Mara only laughed. The floor was soft and awkward to run on, and the ogress’ legs were so much longer.

“It wasn’t my fault!” she cried as her feet left the ground.

“Not your fault?” Mara echoed, sneering. “Oh, then this isn’t my fault either!”

Lin was lowered to the ground and pushed into it. When she shoved out a hand to pull herself out of the vice, suddenly there was a sharp pain and her elbow ended were Mara’s foot began.

“Mh, I could enjoy one last time,” the ogress husked on above, accompanied by a squishy sound that wasn’t Lin’s hand.

When she twisted her head, she could see Mara spread herself open with two fingers, and she shuddered at the sight.

“Heh, heh,” Mara chuckled evilly. “Mh, perhaps this time, I put you in me whole. Try not to die too early. It would spoil what comes after.”

-

“Ho-ro, the whisp’ring moor, the moor down by Farindel wood! Ho-ro, the whisp’ring moor in the moor down near Farindel wood! And in that moor there was a keep, a rare keep, a whisp’ring keep. Keep in the moor and the moor down by Farindel wood! Ho-ro...”

The children had been crying again, so Lady Moraine sang to them. Despite her mediocre looks, she possessed quite a nice voice when singing.

“And in that keep there was a tower, a rare tower, a whisp’ring tower. Tower in the keep and the keep in the moor and the moor down by Farindel wood! Ho-ro...”

The children clapped and smiled. Seeing them happy was the only upside to the situation, Furio found. He and Retoban were now effectively prisoners, held against their will. They had tried to escape the castle when the strange light appeared. After bewitching Reodred Ardwain, the leathery castellan, a second time, they were out, only to be run down and caught by Lord Ilaen and his men shortly after.

They couldn’t leave now. His lordship had made that more than plain.

“And in that tower there was a shield, a rare shield, a whisp’ring shield! Shield in the tower and the tower in the keep and the keep in the moor and the moor down by Farindel wood! Ho-ro...”

The strange light had lasted for three days. Then it had gone away. People in the castle said that the Red Curse was retreating again. Furio wondered what that meant for Ilaen.

“And on that shield there was a horse, a rare horse, a whisp’ring horse! Horse on the shield and the shield in the tower and the tower in the keep and the keep in the moor,” Lady Moraine had to pause for an exaggerated breather, making the children laugh, “And the moor down by Farindel wood!”

“How can a horse be on a shield?” the oldest boy asked, interrupting her. “Horses are bigger than shields!”

The other boy snapped at him, “It’s a coat of arms, stupid!”

The first boy took offense and defended his honour with his fists, prompting the lady to shout, “Now, now, boys! Keep the fighting in the yard. Elvar is right, it is a coat of arms! Now, do you want to hear the rest of the song or not?”

Elvar was the son of some strange, manly woman and a lowly singer. He and his sister Eara were being fostered at Feyrenwall while their father had died and their mother was apparently missing. Ilaen and Lady Moraine’s children were named Thalian and Thara. It was easy to get confused with the names here, Furio had found. There were so many that sounded similar to each other.

“And on that horse there was a knight, a rare knight, a whisp’ring knight! Knight on the horse and the horse on the shield and the shield in the tower and the tower in the keep and the keep in the moor and the moor down by Farindel wood! Ho-ro...”

It was a long song, so long that it made one forget the time. Of course, that knight had a sword. And in that sword was a nick in which a flea was sitting that had a hair on it on which again a fairy sat. Now that fairy had a wing, which in turn had some gold stuck to it. The song did not have much of a point other than being milked longer and longer until the singer required bellows for lungs to rattle off the whole damnable list in one go. But it kept the children from crying.

Retoban had tried acquiring ingredients for a sleeping draft to put to sleep all the family and hopefully some of their men at arms. Furio did not like the idea, however. There were simply too many soldiers in the castle, and they did not all eat from the same pot.

Lord Ilaen was still behaving himself somewhat erratically, but not as bad as before. The repairs to the fire damage were going on and kept him occupied, at least, and his son whom he had so callously injured was up and about again.

Everyone was back to using the main building again, too. Living in the keep was simply too crammed for so many people.

A soldier entered the hall with urgency written on his face, “My lady! Your husband bids you make yourself and the children ready at once! The giantesses have been spotted!”

Furio and Retoban, languishing in the shadows, sat up tight.

“We have to go!” Furio told the lady. “Let us gather our belongings!”

But Lady Moraine shook her head and smiled, “We have nothing to fear from them. They have come to our castle many times before and while I may wish they stopped doing so, they have not hurt us.”

“You do not understand,” Furio pressed on quickly. “We mean to go with them!”

Retoban’s kick against his shin came too late and did not go unnoticed by the lady. But Furio did not care. It was time to put an end to this.

“Go with them?” the lady echoed. “Master Stonebreaker, you are not making sense.”

“Yes, I am!” Furio pleaded. “We, uh...that is, I have befriended them. They will be looking for me at Honingen and be greatly distraught when they do not find me. Please, you must let us go!”

“I suppose we could aske them?” the soldier offered when his lady’s confused look prompted him.

That was good enough for Furio.

And so they went, first to get their things and then to the battlements to meet Laura and Janna. Retoban was understandably nervous and kept stumbling on the stairs. Furio prayed Laura and Janna would accept the alchemist. Otherwise, he was like a lamb being led to the slaughter.

But when they were going up the walls, relaxed and laughing soldiers were already coming their way.

“They’re not coming!” the soldiers cheered. “Walked right past us, they did. Never even looked!”

Furio sprinted up the stairs and saw that it was true. Laura and Janna were walking away, unaware of his predicament. Despair filled him, up to the brim. He could not reach them, not even if he had thrown a fireball. They were too far away and moving with such speed that it was hard to even imagine.

“Lucky, eh?” the sentry next to him said. “Every time they come I think it’s my last. But not today, looks like.”

‘Aye, just my luck,’ Furio thought, glooming.

Then Ilaen was there, angry to boot, ordering him back inside. Furio tried to explain the situation, but unlike the lady, his lordship could not be reasoned with, nor would he send a rider.

“My lord, your son is back on his feet,” Furio pleaded. “There is no more we can do for him! When will you let us go?”

Ilaen looked at him darkly for a moment before curling his lips into a tight smile, “When you have mended your manners.”

Furio sighed. Only Hesinde would know when that was. It was probably more likely for Laura and Janna to come looking for him here.

But when he mentioned as much to Retoban later when they were going to sleep, the alchemist shook his head.

“If they ask for you at Honingen, they’ll hear that you are a dead man,” Retoban said softly. “They will see your grave with one of these half wheels on it, as per your custom. And they may mourn you, if they do. But they will not look for you. I am sorry.”

-

“I don’t even know what you liked so much about him,” Laura said coldly.

Janna knelt in the muck, her heart heavy. Furio had been poisoned, she had been informed, by that little girl who had come with the ogres. Linbirg was her name, and nobody knew where she was. The countess was also dead, both Galahan Palace and Honingen in ruins. During Laura’s and Janna’s absence, the ogres had gone rogue, killing everyone they could get their hands on. The city streets ran red with blood and squashed corpses.

Ardan and Devona had lost quite a lot in very little time even though they only wanted to do good. It was sad all around.

Janna looked at the little grave where her friend was buried. It appeared still somewhat fresh. If only she had made it back a little faster, perhaps she could have saved him. The thought was torturing her. She shoved a hand in her pocket to push Dari back down. The little assassin would die later when Janna would have more time and privacy to enjoy it. Just now, she wasn’t in the mood.

“We gotta find food,” Laura observed. “There’s hardly enough survivors around here to get one of us full.”

Laura had already eaten the larger part of a village north of Honingen, wolfing down the helpless people so fast that Janna couldn’t stop her. If truth be told, Janna was so hungry, she had half a mind to join in. But that was wrong.

“We’re not eating any survivors,” she said through gritted teeth. “We have to go find something else.”

‘Cows, probably,’ she thought, and her belly rumbled as she imagined them screaming in her mouth as she chewed them, bones, hide and all.

She stood and stuffed Dari back down another time. The tiny, athletic girl kept climbing back up, no doubt frantically afraid of what awaited her.

When turning to go, she saw Laura casually step on Furio’s grave, lingering just a moment and twisting her foot. She sighed and let it slide. Furio was dead anyway, and she did not have the strength to fight.

They went to different villages as they found them on the landscape. Laura was absolutely merciless. The people pleaded with her, saying they had hardly enough to feed themselves after having first been robbed by the countess’ soldiers and then by the ogresses. But if Laura thought that what the people gave up was insufficient, she simply started eating them. To be fair, in some cases, the yield could be considerably improved that way. And where it wasn’t, the villagers were probably dead whether they got eaten or not, starving as they were.

At one point, Janna didn’t watch her step and suddenly heard screaming from below. Some unlucky girl had gotten caught underneath and was wailing at the top of her lungs, half sticking out from the sole that crushed her. She looked to be about Janna’s age, and a young man, presumably her lover, rushed to pull her out. As Janna did not move, they both looked up at her, pleading for mercy. She quickly flattened the cute little couple before Laura could notice, rubbing her foot back and forth a few times to mush the bodies and blend them with the mud so as to get rid of the evidence. Making people disappear was easy, thankfully.

The food was largely raw grain and vegetables. In winter, rye was a common crop as well as turnips and whatever was left over from the autumn. Those turnips were very earthy, however, and raw rye was nothing short of disgusting. It was a challenge to keep down, which was probably why Laura sweetened her intake with the blood and flesh of innocents. For these unfortunate souls, it had to be especially insulting to die in such a way, being little more than a spice, an ingredient to make the disagreeable mush of grain, turnip and mud more palatable. Nevertheless, Janna was envious.

It was later in the year than when they had made their way to the Farindel woods to folly with the Red Curse. Time was different there, as was the climate. In the Honinger Lands, now, it was much colder, everything was misty and covered in hoarfrost if not outright snow.

When they had eaten enough, they went back to the ruins of Honingen to sleep.

This could have been their life for three days, but of course it didn’t go that way. First of all, Arvo Lovgold, the captain of Abilachter Riders at Honingen, showed up with a reasonably large force of his light cavalry. This was good because Ardan and Devona needed a fighting force to protect them just now. Arvo also seemed to indicate that what had happened to Honingen was Devona’s fault for having run away and distracting the city from the danger the ogres posed.

Janna felt she had to jump to the girl’s defence, “That’s horse shit! She had to go fight the curse. Without her and Ardan, we would never have escaped it. It was all that other girl’s fault, that bitch who poisoned Furio.”

Lovgold submitted, obviously, affirming Janna’s opinion without compromise. The man was a lickspittle and an opportunist.

Dari wasn’t, much to Janna’s surprise. The girl was begging but not in a way that belittled herself.

“I saved you!” she spat. “I distracted the spider! The black wizard told me to do it! You’re in danger! You need me more than you know, please!”

Janna had waited for Laura to fall asleep, keeping Dari trapped in her fist the entire time. Then she went as if to make water, planning instead to pleasure herself quickly and getting rid of Dari in the process. She already knew she would have second thoughts before she started having them, but the sweet relief she anticipated would help her get over those.

Dari was injured at the hip and not very quick afoot just now, putting her completely at Janna’s mercy but also impairing her with regards to the task at hand. Still, her begging and reasoning made Janna wetter and wetter until she had to bite her lip and take her pants off for fear she might burst.

Dari resounded herself to her fate, falsely hoping she might be left alive if she performed well. The result of this impolite lie worked well to the benefit of Janna. It was breath-taking, if not outright magical.

Dari was stimulating her clitoris with sheer superhuman speed.

Because of this, Janna neared climax much sooner than she wanted and decided to punish Dari for the rush. She took the tiny, broken girl and pushed her deeply into her most intimate place, all the way, as deep as she could.

Dari went frantic, panicking in the dark, wet and quickly closing tunnel. Janna squealed with delight when she felt the struggles. Something had gone into the little girl, clearly. She was moving so fast that Janna found it difficult to contain herself.

The moment she came, Janna felt as though she was perched atop a cloud. She kept Dari imprisoned after the frantic struggles ceased, and only eventually allowed the girl to free herself. Then, Janna stood, pulled her pants up and slipped into her boots.

“Janna, please, we can talk about this!” Dari broke out between fits of coughing, hacking up clear slime. “I can serve you! I can do it again if you want, however often you want it!”

She clearly understood that she was about to be bulldozed and Janna found herself enjoying it even more. Power was as addictive as a drug. Of course, keeping Dari wasn’t an option. She would escape, or Laura would notice. Plus, a decision was a decision.

“Please!” Dari whined at the top of her lungs before the tip of Janna’s shoe snuffed her life out like the glow of a cigarette.

‘Mush, mush, mush,’ Janna thought, playing with the body.

Dari had been a petite beauty. Now she was but a small amount of red pâté. And Janna felt strangely happy with herself, like after a job well done, although that may have been just the afterglow of her orgasm. She smeared Dari across the length of her footprint and went to sleep.

The next morning, she and Laura had to find food again. Honingen wasn’t itself anymore. It felt like there was hardly anything left of it even though it still looked mostly like they had left it. Laura tried to salvage the situation by organizing the remaining city folk, but it was clear that it was a futile effort.

So, they went to Abilacht. This walled town had between one and two thousand souls in it but appeared to be quite defensible and in good shape. The rebellion had left some traces here and there like soot upon walls and gates and a few burned buildings but overall and compared to Honingen it seemed to be in rather good shape. Its banners were flapping proudly everywhere, a gated tower halved in red on blue and blue on red respectively.

What was most surprising was its closeness to the larger city of Honingen. It took hardly twenty minutes to get there, raising the question why Janna hadn’t stumbled upon it before while taking a walk.

In the middle of the town was a formidable castle, not huge but with double walls and many towers both round and square. The two girls walked straight up to the nearest town gate and were surprised when they found that bells were being rung, there was commotion in the streets and men were given weapons for defence.

“Don’t they know I’m their queen?” Laura asked, half joking.

Her smile faded when the first arrows started hissing up at her from the battlements.

“What are you doing?!” she demanded in the local tongue. “You’re my subjects, you stupid little insects, bow down to me!”

There were only a few watches on the walls and while their number was increasing with every new arriving pair of hands, it wasn’t exactly a dangerous situation by any means, only confusing. Then, over at the castle where more defenders flocked, a new banner was hoisted, the red griffin in front of the golden sun on a blue field.

“That’s the Garethian banner!” Laura spread her arms in disbelief, almost shrugging the blanket off her shoulders.

“Another rebellion?” Janna suggested in English, wondering what she might do if Laura started to trample the town to rubble.

She didn’t have the stomach for more mass murder just now. Sure, Dari had been sweet, but it wouldn’t do to flatten anybody that got a little scared when Godzilla-sized giantesses showed up.

“Answer me, shit heads!” Laura leaned down a little bit too close and immediately winced back when an arrow hit her in the eyeball.

Janna almost laughed. The scene was so absurd, her gigantic friend leaning over the filigree model of a medieval gatehouse and becoming increasingly wroth with its defenders like unruly toys.

“Fuck you!” Laura spat and raised her foot ready to pulverize the structure, but Janna was already on hand to pull her away.

Laura’s shoe harmlessly stomped the road, leaving only a minor dent there.

“Don’t do anything we’ll later regret, okay?” Janna reasoned. “Let’s find out why they are so riled up.”

When Laura did not attempt to fight her, she turned around and crouched, ignoring the needle sting of an arrow hitting her in the cheek that immediately greeted her.

“Stop shooting,” she cooed, “we only want to talk. Is this not Abilacht? Are we not in Honingen?”

She didn’t receive a reply, only more arrows. Some plants had barely visible pricks that were very short and touching them hurt superficially but didn’t cause any injury. She judged the arrows to be somewhat similar even though she could see the shafts with her naked eye. It was an irritation, little more.

In lack of any lords, knights or distinct leaders, she reached out with her hand and attempted to pluck a man she deemed literate from the battlements to interrogate him, but as soon as her finger was in range the defenders hacked and stabbed at her with spears, swords and axes. These could break her skin and she withdrew.

She had to think for a moment.

“Fuck this,” Laura stirred behind her. “If they don’t want to hear, let them feel it. Get out of the way. I’ll mush them up for you and then we can eat. I’m starving.”

Janna shook her head. She didn’t want another city wiped out just so she wouldn’t feel hungry anymore.

“Let’s play a game,” she suggested instead. “We go past them and into the town and we try to figure out what’s going on. The catch is that you’re not allowed to kill anyone or torture or hurt them in any way.”

She would’ve said more, but Laura already agreed enthusiastically, “hell, yeah! But…what are the stakes?”

“Well, I guess if you win, I’ll have sex with you,” Janna looked up at Laura, seeing if it would work.

Laura chewed her lip, “with as many tines as I want?”

“Up to…twenty-five,” Janna allowed.

Initially she wanted to say ten, but then she felt how awkward it would be if they ran out during the act, and guilty or not, she wanted to enjoy herself also.

“Fifty,” Laura countered, waiting for a reply.

‘Fifty people,’ Janna thought. ‘When did we become such monsters.’

But she nodded anyway.

“Deal!” Laura pronounced happily. “But what if you win?”

Janna grimaced, “Then I don’t have sex with you, and you don’t kill anybody for fifty days.”

“Pfff!” Laura made, objecting. “Fifty days! Screw you, I’m mashing them!”

“Okay!” Janna yelled to make her stop, an arrow striking her earlobe in a particularly sensitive way. “Ten! Ten days without killing. Can you do that?”

Laura crossed her arms, “I give you three and only because I love you. Take it or leave it, Janna.”

Janna sighed, “Alright, three. And remember, no killing or torturing or you lose the game.”

Said and done. They fanned out, leaving the bowmen without a target to shoot at, Janna going right and Laura left around the town walls. It was almost comical, the ease with which they could avoid the defenders. They both stepped in at roughly forty-five degrees from the first gate they had seen and Janna paid close attention to Laura’s feet, trying to see if she was crushing anybody.

There were too many houses in the way, but if there were red splotches later, then she would claim her reward and at least get Laura to stop killing for three days. The castle stood on a hill that was about fifteen metres high and Janna made as straight a line for it as she could because she thought to find an authority figure there.

The streets were quite narrow but there were green patches with trees, grazing grounds and even some fields, especially where the ground was too steep to build on. The landscape here was far hillier than the flatlands they had seen at Honingen. The livestock was similar, though, making her mouth water with the thought of cheese. She had heard that one of Abilacht’s delicacies was a particularly stinky cheese that was supposedly even more delicious than the cheddar-like stuff they made at Honingen.

People scurried out of her path. Market stands and carts crunched under her feet and she hoped that nobody had been hiding underneath or she would lose the bet.

All seemed to be going well until Laura exclaimed from the other side of the town, “I got it!”

She was holding some female figure by the leg, dangling her upside down, exposing a pair of puffy white undergarments.

Laura smirked wide, “It’s an imperial town. It belongs to the Empress of Gareth directly. Like they pay her taxes and such. They were with us after the rebellion but thought I was gone so they just went back to the status quo.”

“And then they stuck with it even with your foot hovering over them?” Janna asked, incredulous.

It was so stupid, Janna almost felt bad for not letting Laura stomp into the town and level it, even if that meant picking through rubble to find edibles.

“Have to stand on some principle, I guess,” Laura replied with a shrug. She tossed the tiny female over her shoulder and over the walls before rubbing her hands. “Guess that means it’s breakfast. And sex later,” she winked at Janna before switching to the local tongue. “Hello, Abilacht! You’ve chosen treachery, but I’m willing to forgive you! I won’t kill all of you, ha, ha, yet! For now, I want food! Bring me all you’ve got!”

Janna looked down in defeat and saw that a group of armed men had just approached her boots with weapons. Upon Laura’s words echoing over their rooftops and seeing Janna’s gaze upon them they all froze.”

“Do what she says,” Janna whispered in annoyance, feeling her foot twitch with the urge to punish them for their stupidity even as they finally had the wits to run away from her.

Stupidity and bravery were close cousins, clearly. Seen in another light, one might have called it admirable what they did.

“Oh thank the Gods!” And old man at her feet came on, huffing and puffing, wearing elegant clothing in blue and red and some gold jewellery. “I thought you might kill us all!”

“Let me guess,” Janna replied. “Your troops at the gate didn’t receive the order to turn coats again?”

He coughed, “Uh, just so! I, uh, I apologise for any insult or injury you may have suffered! I am truly deeply sorry about this misunderstanding! I am the Master of Abilacht, my name is-”

Splat. He didn’t get to finish because Janna instantly crushed him under her shoe when she took a step forward. He was clearly a rich man and had to have been going on seventy years so she didn’t feel too bad about it. It was just that someone had to pay for what almost happened – and still would happen because she lost the bet.

His absence wasn’t much noted, it turned out, because the Abilachters were crafty people perfectly capable of organizing themselves. Under Laura’s supervision they brought food and livestock to the central square overshadowed by six large trees neatly arranged like the eyes of a die. These trees were very much in the way, of course, and so Laura removed them root and stem and tossed them out of the city.

It was a real shame for that lovely square. And Janna shuddered at the thought of what her and Laura’s presence would mean besides that. To enlarge the square, Laura had already sat down on and flattened two beautifully whitewashed houses, some of the nicest ones around. With those little foothills, it was quite idyllic here and the snow made Janna think of Christmas.

“Just sit on a house,” Laura gestured when Janna gingerly manoeuvred her boots around buildings and people, a thing that wasn’t exactly easy in the small town. “You’ll get a wet butt otherwise.”

She’d get a red one too, with all those people carrying things. Many of them were crying, the women especially. This made Janna feel guilty while Laura obviously didn’t seem to mind.

“You, you and you,” she pointed at three cheese carriers and then the building closest to her, “make sure this house is empty. Be absolutely thorough or I will make you regret it.”

She looked over to the rubble beneath Laura’s ass and wondered whether a similar precaution had been undertaken. Probably not, which meant there were at least a few smushed corpses in there, still being compressed by the enormous weight.

“So, when do you want to fuck?” Laura asked casually as she started eating. She took a stack of cheese, at least ten wheels worth, and dumped it into her mouth before grimacing. It was lighter in colour than the produce at Honingen, milkier and less yellow with a bit of an unhealthy taint to it. “Urgh, tastes like it smells,” was Laura’s verdict. “Yucky!”

She looked around for something to get the taste out of her mouth and her eyes fell upon three young women who had just delivered some fruit baskets. Apples, pears and plums tumbled all about into the muck as she nonchalantly took all three of them and dumped them into her pie whole where she mashed them brutally and coated her tongue with them.

“So?” she made expectingly with a mouth full of pulped women.

Janna had to force herself to look away and gather her thoughts. The last time they had done it had been good, but that had been because of the ogresses. The memory lit Janna’s loins on fire.

“You want to find Mara and her clan?” she asked directly. “Maybe we can find their trail. They’re a large group and they’re big and heavy, right? I kind of want to do that again…”

“Mhh,” Laura licked her lips, her eyes glued to Janna’s. “Capital idea but the snow will have covered their tracks, I guess. Fucking snow…”

After what looked like three whole families were evacuated from the building that was to serve as Janna’s seat, she could finally sit down. She winced guiltily as the structure caved in to her rear, well aware that she was crushing the work and wealth of generations just for a ten-minute sit down. But then again, it also made her feel proud on some level, like she was important.

She saw a younger male with appealing physique stand carelessly between two stacks of cheese and part of her wanted to grip him with it and make him hers entirely by ingesting him. He reminded her of Steve.

She thought a lot about how they had sat in the pond behind the spaceship that one time. If only that moment could have lasted forever.

The young man did not go into her stomach, hurrying on his way instead after being called out for slagging off. Neither of the giant girls exchanged so much as a word with the locals and Janna liked it that way because she didn’t want to get involved with another settlement. She had her head full and did not want to learn any new names, issues, facts or problems. If truth be told, she had seen just about enough of Albernia.

‘I’d still want to see Havena, maybe,’ she thought. ‘Nothing more.’

Most of all, though, she wanted Steve. It would be so good to have him back. Perhaps her sombre mood would fade then. She’d lost a friend but she would regain a lover. Admittedly, she didn't know whether she could make him love her back, but that was part of the intrigue. She wanted to spend time with him most of all.

“You think they’re gonna be traumatized?” Laura wondered aloud, yanking Janna from her thinking.

“Who?”

Laura fished for some food in her cheek with her tongue before answering, “Steve and Christina. I mean, even if the ogres treated them well they must have seen some bad things and been afraid for their lives like the entire time. Maybe they got PTSD or something.”

It was Laura’s singular talent to constantly shit on any glimmer of hope that Janna conjured up in her mind. She sighed. The notion wasn’t farfetched, but she didn’t want to think about it. She wanted everything to be the way it was, way back when.

“Well, if they are, we gotta help them,” she agreed. “From now on, we have to protect them from all evil. That means no more squishing or eating people.”

Laura grumbled something and went straight for two men who were standing around, sucking them off her fingers before sealing them in the darkness of her mouth.

“What?” she complained after feeling Janna's stare. “If I can't do it anymore when they're back I gotta get in what I can now, don't I?”

“Pa! Pa!” some young voice called out from behind somewhere that Janna couldn't see.

“Oh, shut up,” Laura flared and ended the screaming with a finger, smearing a mangled figure across the cobblestones.

“And what if we're attacked?” she asked, wiping her bloody digit on her jeans.

Janna did not want to have this conversation again for the millionth time. Shrinking had not taught Laura humility, and so nothing Janna could say would do otherwise.

To save as many people from Laura's appetite as she could, she sped up her eating and urged Laura on as well.

“We have until Steve and Chris are back to find those ogresses,” she explained after being prompted. “And I for one would like to have as much quality time with them as I can.”

She had to quench her lust or else she was liable to sit on Steve's face and crush him flat when she got him into her hands. Besides, it worked as a wonderful motivator on Laura who only devoured a further seven people she could easily reach.

Janna missed the taste herself and her mouth ran wet when she looked at all those helpless, little locals. But she stayed strong. The cheese helped her, because it was actually delicious. Laura was just too uncultured for it.

In their quest for the ogres, they were united, however, and Janna felt giddy in her stomach and excited to boot. They were predators, huge and horny, and finally hunting a prey that deserved everything they had coming.

“I can't wait to see you sit on Mara,” Laura giggled into her fist as they all but skipped through the landscape. “Maybe she can tell you where that little girl went that killed Furio.”

“Maybe she's with them,” Janna realized darkly and hastened her step a little.

She didn't know why she hadn't thought of it before. Villages and all kinds of settlements were easy to find by the black smoke of their fires, and they went to all kinds of places asking for ogresses.

Sometimes, they got a positive response but these reports were all from the time the ogresses had come to Honingen rather than leaving.

“So they came from the south,” Laura surmised after a while. “Aren't we going the wrong way?”

They had been walking north-westerly, mostly because it looked wide and open there. Janna had once heard a political joke about the War on Terror on Earth, the longest war in history, that was beating somewhat in the same vein.

“But they didn’t come by here,” she reasoned. “They must have gone west from Honingen…if they’re going back, that is. What if they decided to go somewhere else, like north across that river, or even east into Nordmarken? Who would stop them?”

“Hagrobald might,” Laura screwed up her face but ended up agreeing.

They decided to check out the area west of Honingen first and were well rewarded for their effort when a village they wanted question turned out to be ransacked and burned and all inhabitants missing.

“The ogres ate them, sure as shit,” Laura gleamed.

They had their trace. And once they had their first one, they found another, and another. They ice on a large puddle nearby had been broken spectacularly and frozen back over all crooked. Trampled young trees could be seen, and the frozen carcass of half a cow.

The two girls hurried along further, following the signs. Janna found that for creatures so big, the ogres were able to move with remarkable secrecy. But they were still many and huge and heavy.

The beasts had bypassed villages and farms and completely obliterated others, leaving no survivors. After apparently not being able to eat anymore, they had started to have their fun with the helpless human villagers and peasants. There was a frozen man with blood and guts spilling out of his mouth, his arms and legs smashed to bloody mincemeat and splintered bones.

Flattened corpses were in evidence as well, and some naked women who had clearly been used sexually.

“They did that!” the first survivor they encountered confirmed. “They sat on them like a rider, and they rode them dead and moaned all the while! And who was not dead when they left off them, they took forth to use another time!”

He was some farmer who professed to have survived by the mercy of Farindel and hiding in a haystack. He was in bad shape, though.

“They could smell me!” he wined. “And they smelled me out and they sat on me! And they laughed!”

The laughing seemed to unnerve him the most because he started to cry as he said it.

“Shhh,” Laura made warmly and snuffed out his suffering with the tip of her sneaker. “Nice, so we know we’re on the right track!”

It was well into the afternoon then, and food became a concern once more. Eating people would be quicker but Janna threatened to call off the hunt. Robbing peasants was tedious and of course Laura had to be a pouty little bitch about it, but it was still the lesser of two evils.

“Great, now it’s almost nightfall, it’s getting dark!” Laura voiced her displeasure. “I didn’t want to sleep out here but oh no, god forbid Janna has to eat a few peasants!”

She marched straight through the settlement they had just foraged in with no regard for anyone or anything in her path. Straw, wood and a screaming person were catapulted through the air, and undoubtedly many died or were injured. Janna waited a small moment trying to empathise, to feel what it was like to be trampled on so easily and for no good reason. She could feel it somewhat, but somehow it also turned her on.

She had to take her mind off it.

“You know,” she said, “we’re always out here. We haven’t slept indoors since we left the ship, not counting dungeons. So what the fuck are you on about? What fucking difference does it make?”

Laura did not have a response. In the rapidly descending twilight, they spotted a wooded area that had a hill formation looking somewhat like a gigantic bed, and with the snow quite a soft one at that.

Unfortunately, it was already occupied. When Janna was thinking about yelling a warning in case there were hapless people living between the trees, Laura suddenly cried out and all hell broke loose at once.

Janna stood there like an idiot while the trees seemed to start moving. And they screamed as well. There were flashes between the trees and dark shadows far too big to be people.

“Fucking help me!” Laura cried and fell lengthwise into the grove. The shadows were on top of her at once and as they reached the fading light Janna could see that they were ogres.

She was astonished more than anything.

Laura screamed as if a tarantula had bitten her, twisting and wreathing there on the ground with the wild ogresses all over her body.

Janna finally fell forward, kneeling over Laura’s back and whisking the barbie-doll-sized assailants off her friend until she felt sharp, stinging pains like needles and razorblades in her hands and legs. They had weapons.

“Fucking…shit!” she heard herself exclaim when they focused all their attention on her knees and legs after she withdrew her hands.

“Get off me!” screamed Laura, now pinned by Janna and an even easier target for the ogresses.

They had spears and blades, but human-sized ones, looking ridiculous, as if they were playing with toys. But those toys hurt, and they ran red with Janna’s and Laura’s blood.

There was no time to think or plan or weigh her options, so Janna first tried to lift herself with her hands. They hacked at her fingers immediately, cutting through her skin, so she had to give up almost right away.

Rolling worked far better. She hunkered down on Laura’s back and rolled to her right, fighting her way through trees and ogres simultaneously. This got Laura free, but she was already so badly battered that she only wailed and screamed for the moment.

Janna had rolled over a bunch of ogresses but she had clearly failed to crush them properly because they were after her within a moment’s notice. She could not roll over the trees as quickly as they could run over the clear ground she left behind, so now she was getting cuts on her arms also.

It was truly dreadful, but in her first moment of clarity Janna realized that it was outright dangerous too.

“Get them!” Laura cried like a baby. “Get them off my eyes, please!”

Janna felt sick to the stomach imagining Laura with gauged out eyes, blinded and useless from now on. Perhaps it wouldn’t be undeserved, but it sure as heck would be annoying.

“Bitches!” she cursed, and then she stopped suddenly, ignoring the pain, before rolling the other way.

A mad laugh escaped her when she could feel the squirming under body. Her butt was too large as if her lower back could have touched the ground, so she still received cuts there, but multiple others were well trapped, two under her shoulders, one in her hair, at least one under her rump and three or four under her legs.

She sat up immediately and whatever was caught under her rear end was crushed. She tried pushing her legs down but found that taking too long to do damage. Furthermore, the one in her hair was still holding on and now tried to get on top of her head and gauge her eyes out. She grabbed that one with her hand and threw it away into the forest.

“Little shits,” she sneered as she got up trampling for the ones by her legs.

She got one or two, she wasn’t sure and there was no time to check because she had to rush over to Laura immediately.

“Get off her, you creatures!” she shouted, forgetting that only Mara could understand.

She savagely beat away any of the attackers at Laura’s head, and then grabbed her friend by the shoulders and bodily pulled her out of the grove.

She thought that might give her sone respite, but she was wrong.

“Get up!” she had to shout. “Get to your feet or they will fucking kill you!”

They were still coming. In fact. many had held on to Laura’s body and were still hacking and stabbing like butchers with their spears and blades. Janna beat them off next while helping Laura up.

In a strange moment, after the last one was off, her eyes locked with those of a spear-wielding ogress at her feet. She saw the bloodlust fade. And she saw the fear that replaced it.

“Bye-bye!” she grinned and stomped on the little pest like she had never stomped on anything else before.

The crunching sound echoed in the hilly grove and for a split second all ogresses stayed their hands. Then, they roared.

“Look at my fucking eye!” Laura wailed and turned around.

It was smeared with blood but there was no time for any further assessment.

“Fuck them up!” Janna screamed instead and turned back towards the coming onslaught.

She kicked one ogress like a soccer ball and sent her flying, and then she stomped for another one but missed.

It was rather remarkable, she could trample an army of human beings like walking through leaves, but these little shits actually fought back.

“Fuck you!” she spat and tried again to get the one that had dodged, but the tiny monster once again evaded her almost completely.

Almost, because she managed to pin the tiny ogress' foot under the tip of her shoe.

“Heh, heh,” she chuckled and tried to snuff the creature out with her other foot, but this failed because that foot was so beleaguered with so many ogresses that she tripped and fell on to her knee.

She had never pushed half a dozen pin needles straight into her thigh before but now she knew what that felt like. It was awful. Worse yet, went she tried to push herself up with her hands, they were cut as well and she almost fell face-first into the muck.

“I’m scared!” Laura cried from behind, still shocked and useless.

“You fucking insects!” Janna roared. “I will crush you all, just wait!”

Instead of getting up, she let herself fall onto her buttocks, first burying another ogress and then using her hands to grasp whatever else she could, bouncing on her rear end all the while. Whatever she caught, she tossed beneath herself to be flattened further with every bounce she made. It must have looked quite ridiculous, and it was certainly an exhausting workout, but within a few seconds the ogresses started to back away from her.

She lashed out and caught a straggler by the arm, pulling the tiny woman onto her lap and prying the minuscule blade from her fingers. It looked so pathetically small and was capable of little more than needle pricks und superficial cuts. Nevertheless, Janna could feel the pain and the blood on her skin.

Laura had to be more affected because of her footwear, she thought. Perhaps the ogres had even tried to hack through her Achilles tendon. They had clearly planned this ambush ahead of time, but now it was no longer going as planned.

“I will fuck you flat, you little cunt,” Janna told the struggling mini-beast in her lap before calling out. “What’s the matter, Mara? Can’t handle me, or what?”

There was no reply, at least not in words. Instead, the ogrish war cry returned once again. Janna realized that Mara and her band had only been catching their breaths.

She jumped to her feet at once, “Laura, some fucking help would be appreciated!”

But support was not forthcoming.

“We gotta leave!” Laura called out instead.

It had become so dark already. It was winter, aye, but Janna started to wonder for how long they had fought at this point.

She decided that offense was the best defence here. The ogresses could only scratch her leather boots, after all. So, she stormed forward, stomping and screaming.

It was hard to aim her feet in the fading light. Sometimes she thought she might have crushed a bone, but it may just as well have been a tree. She couldn’t tell anymore.

Furthermore, ogresses clung to her jeans when they could and started to climb up her leg or wrap themselves around it to continue stabbing. And there were so many of them.

“They’re coming for me!” Laura wailed. “No, no, get away!”

She performed a pretty impressive kick that sent an ogress flying past Janna’s head, but it didn’t give her courage. Instead, Laura tugged tail and ran.

“Wait!” Janna called, desperate not to lose her friend again.

To her absolute horror she discovered that both of them had shrugged off their blankets in the chaos, which meant an incredibly uncomfortable time from now on, if not death by hypothermia.

She started running with ogresses still on her legs, grabbing the blankets and following Laura’s shadow as quickly as she could. One by one, the ogresses were thrown off, and when she felt a little safer she pulled the last two off by hand and disarmed them.

She found Laura crying and out of breath next to some farmstead, a considerable distance away from the battlefield.

“My eye!” she sniffed. “Look at it! I can’t see!”

“Hold these” Janna told her and shoved the two disarmed ogresses into her arms while dropping the blankets.

She needed a light source to examine the severity of those wounds, and while she felt sorry for it, it was the farmstead that would have to serve. She felt a hunger and so the farmer and his many-headed family became her meal. Then she shoved the straw from the roof into their fireplace before piling on the dry wood of the walls.

It had started to snow, she saw, when the flames roared up like an inferno under her breath. Laura’s face looked pretty bad at first glance, the blood from all those tiny cuts. Her left eye was crusted shut with red.

“Let me see,” she beckoned and Laura gave an uncomfortable groan.

There was a cut on the eyelid. That was all. The blood had seeped into Laura’s eye and made her believe all manner of horrible things.

She sniffed, “How bad is it?”

“Terrible,” Janna sighed. “You’re officially a wuss, Laura. They cut you pretty good but your eyeball is perfectly fine, just wash the blood out.”

They could have won that fight. None of the cuts on Laura’s face looked deep enough to even leave a scar.

“Really?” Laura was relieved. “Wow, I really thought they had taken the eye out! What do we do now?”

Janna replied by examining her own wounds. Her hands were the worst, looking as if though she had crawled through razor wire. Her tight jeans had fended off all cuts, but some of those spears had gone through and were still stuck in her like wooden splinters. She pulled them out one by one while gritting her teeth, sighing whenever one came out snapped and without the tip.

“You gotta get those out or you’ll get an infection,” Laura stated the blatantly obvious. “Would probably be good if we had human help for that.”

Janna looked at the farmstead she had turned into a bonfire and licked the last bits of its inhabitants from her teeth.

“You think we could get them to do it?” Laura lifted the two terrified ogresses into the light. “Not exactly medical professionals, are they.”

‘No,’ Janna wanted to say when her eyes trailed off into the darkness and she saw movement there.

“They’re back!” she warned at once, yanking Laura with her. “The fire, they must have followed us!”

A new war cry answered her, the rawness, size and sex of those who emitted it making it sound like some Eastern European feminist ensemble. It was impressive, aye, but also very terrifying and Janna was beginning to feel exhausted at this point.

So, they ran away again. Janna cursed herself, thinking that maybe they would have stood a much better chance with the light of the fire, but by then it was already too late. She hated to admit it, but it felt like they had been beaten at their own game.

“Did you take the-” she started but stopped when she saw. “Aw, why did you drop them?!”

She had wanted to vent her frustrations at least, on those two hapless ogresses she had disarmed.  

“I didn’t want them to slow me down!” Laura defended herself without the hint of regret.

Janna raised the much larger and more cumbersome sleeping bags she carried, but the argument fell on deaf ears.

Instead Laura  had a look around. Nightfall had come and gone and there wasn’t much light to be had.

“Where the fuck are we?” she asked, looking for landmarks.

They had run until they were out of breath, and jogged for a while longer.

“All I know is we have to go on,” Janna said. “If they attack us in our sleep...”

Laura agreed, but finding directions on a cloudy night was especially difficult. During the day, they always went by the position of the sun coupled with the approximate time of day. At their height, they could almost always make out were the sun was, even on cloudy days. They also had a pretty good sense of direction by now, but this didn’t work after having lost their bearings.

“Do you think they can still follow us even if we don’t light a fire?” Laura asked while pulling her blanket from Janna to wrap herself in against the cold.

There was no knowing such things, only hope and an uneasy feeling in the belly. They decided to ask for directions but couldn’t really see who to ask. The snow had grown a bit thicker yet, falling like powdered sugar from the sky, almost invisible in the darkness and still obscuring the distance to them.

This was solved when Laura’s foot inadvertently crashed through someone’s roof, flattening half the building in the process.

“Could you stop screaming and stay still, please?!” she scolded the surprisingly plentiful occupants who were now running for their lives while howling as though the sky had fallen in on their heads.

Janna could see the building and the adjacent structures as slightly darker shadows only now that she knew something was there. It seemed to be yet another farmstead.

“Try to catch one!” Laura exclaimed while running her fingers over and through everything before her. “Where are we?!”

She had caught some figure already, but it didn’t turn out to be human as it started to squeal like only a sow could.

“Damn, I’m almost blind!”

She ran her fingers over and through everything in her path, first comically questioning two pigs and a lamb before finally raising a tiny human being between her fingers.

He was a young man in the beginnings of adulthood and he did not know where Abilacht was, which Janna found alarming. When asked about Honingen, he said he had never been there either but he said he might have gone there had it been closer to his home than Havena.

The realization that they were more than half way to the great city shocked both giant girls somewhat.

“I’m a journeyman,” the young man professed further. “My master sent me to the big place to learn some new ways!”

He also said that he didn’t want to die, a thing that Laura seemed to take as a queue to eat him. Janna stayed her hand with the little craftsman mere inches from her lips.

“What’s your trade?” she asked, trying to soothe his nerves.

He yelled out, “Carpenter!”

“Want to keep him for furniture?” Laura chuckled cruelly and simply sucked him off her fingers and into her mouth.

Janna could hear him screaming until two molars ground him to mush between them.

“You didn’t ask him for directions,” Janna noted. “Don’t we need to know which way to turn?”

Laura gestured around, “How would he have known? I can hardly see you anymore.”

It was true, and worse yet, a nasty wind came up, driving the snow before itself in thick walls of grey that were absolutely impenetrable to the eye. The decision to continue on the next day was virtually inevitable.

“So,” Janna asked once they had made their night camp as best as they could muster behind a hill they found with their feet while holding hands, “Do we hunt those ogres tomorrow or do we go to Havena?”

“I kind of want to go to Havena,” Laura replied. “It’s safe and it’s big and they got loads of food and we can get those spear tips removed there.”

Janna could not really feel them because they were so small but she had no doubt that they were there. Perhaps they would grow out on their own, though. And if those wounds would get infected, she was wasn’t certain anymore either, because she had never gotten one before from any wound she took.

“We could’ve taken that journeyman with us,” Janna said with the wind howling over the hill. “That would have been the right thing to do.”

Laura laughed, “We are taking him with us, though. Well, if I don’t shit him out along the way.”

Janna dreamt of ogresses and Steve. He was sitting upon a throne high over them all, and ogresses beautiful and ugly came to have sex with him. The actual act didn’t last very long in her dream, but it was nevertheless lewd and steamy. She was one of the ogresses, the same size as them, but when her turn came, he rejected her. An ice-cold feeling spread in her then, so strong that it was giving her a headache and threatened to freeze the tears streaming down her cheeks.

She awoke to find that she had unwrapped herself from her sleeping bag cocoon in her sleep, exposing herself to the weather.

‘What if he doesn’t want me?’ she thought, feeling a million tiny snowflakes melt onto her face, wetting it. ‘What do I do then?’

She realized that she was stupid for having the feelings she had. But she couldn’t help it.

Her next sleep was mercifully dreamless, and the next morning saw almost clear skies, great weather and a landscape that was as pristine as anything she had ever seen. Little gingerbread houses dotted the scenery along stick fences, hedgerows and low stone walls. Every spruce looked like a Christmas tree with branches weighed down by the thick blanket of snow that looked almost warm.

“Oof!” Laura made when she finally sat up. “Merry fucking Christmas, yo. I didn’t get homesick before but this is something else.”

Janna felt the same way but on this problem as well there was no helping it. Those lovely houses, of course, were also not covered in frosting but snow, and they weren’t made of gingerbread either, and her stomach was churning anew with hunger.

“Phlegh!” Laura made, spitting out a shower of branches, leaves and dirt. “Word to the wise, don’t try to suck snow from the ground for water!”

“Duly noted,” Janna giggle a little.

“I should have waited till we are closer to Havena,” Laura went on. “There are so many lakes there and they are so huge we could actually bathe in them!”

“All the lakes you can drink,” Janna smirked. “But let’s put off that bathing thing till next summer, shall we?”

Half an hour later, the upbeat atmosphere of the morning had already flown past.

“You can’t fucking not eat till we’re there, that’s mad, Janna!” Laura shouted while shuffling after her with a mouth full of helpless innocent people.

The problem was a lack of large settlements. Shaving off surpluses as Janna had wanted would take too long as they were already pressed for time if they wanted to make it back to Honingen for the promised return of Steve and Christina. But Janna didn’t want to eat anymore people. She felt sorry enough already for the family the night before.

‘Well, not really,’ she thought. ‘But I should! Surely, a conscious decision is worth more than a vague feeling, right?’

If only she hadn’t been in the presence of a sadistic nihilist, then maybe she may have broached the subject again, but she had been over this with Laura far too often, and in her own head, too.

She made it till lunchtime before her stomach triumphed over her moral compass. She was simply too hungry by that point, doing this forced, heavy march for the second day in a row right after those exhausting horrors in the Farindel.

“Okay, you fucking win,” she turned and snapped at Laura. “But just so you know, this is an exception, I’ll never do it again and if I hear so much as one word out of your fucking mouth, I swear I will slap you!”

Laura grinned and spoke anyway, “Wanna make it fun?”

Her idea was not sex but rather a silly party game. No hands. It sounded annoying and unnecessary at first, but Janna agreed so as not to be judged.

They had found the imperial road and it was taking them through the marshes towards Havena. The playground, or rather the buffet, was a town called Thurhag that had about nine hundred souls and lived off of the traffic to and from the great metropolis.

The inhabitants knew Laura from when she had briefly visited Havena before and reminded her of a promise not to eat of them the next time she came through.

“I don’t remember promising that,” Laura simply shrugged. “Besides, I’m practically a politician now.”

Janna was too hungry to care. They knelt, put their hands behind their backs and leaned faces-first into the settlement. It was very close and personal that way, the fear on those tiny faces even more visible than usual.

Janna mumbled a half-hearted apology before she started eating. To her surprise, the method proved hilarious and intoxicating.

The first few were easy as people were just standing around, not knowing what was about to happen. Janna simply dashed at her prey with her lips and sucked the people into her mouth, wolfing them down almost instantly. They never stood a chance.

In the ensuing panic it became trickier, but therein laid the real sport of the exercise. No hands meant what it said, and of course everyone tried to get a roof over their heads as quickly as possible.

“Are we eating houses now?” Laura giggled in her brightest, most gleeful way when Janna tried to dismantle a building bit by bit with her teeth.

It was like munching on age-old crackers and not very pleasurable.

“Come on, use your head, Janna!”

She demonstrated it by barging face-first into a house and wiggling a bit before coming out victoriously with three struggling townsfolk betwixt her lips.

For the people, it was clearly horrible, but Janna was experiencing real fun. She showed Laura that she was capable of emulating the technique and soon dozens of townsfolk went down into her belly.

She trapped a young woman against a wall and played with her, poking her with her nose and cutting off her escape routes with her tongue. The tiny female became so aggravated that she started to fling pottery at Janna’s face which of course was futile. When she broke down and cried, Janna grinned and offered her open mouth, but the woman still would not hop in.

When Laura wasn’t looking Janna swiftly took her prize and shoved her down into her panties. The game was making her wet and drunk with power.

“Ey, no hands, okay?” Laura reminded her. “Play by the rules!”

A young man who was swift on his feet was chased by Janna through three buildings before she finally caught him. He begged her for his life but she took it anyway, quenching her hunger and lust. She sent him down hole as she had done with several others. They were so helpless, all hers to toy with. She didn’t even need hands.

In her panties, the tiny woman had somehow managed to wedge herself deeper and deeper into her sex and appeared to be drowning, thrashing around as much as her little body could, unwillingly providing her with the pleasure she so desired.

She caught another young, lanky male with her teeth and made it her objective to break as many of his bones as she could without killing him. He probably didn’t feel much after she crushed his spine against her incisors, but swallowing his limp, crying form almost made her orgasm. She pictured him drowning in the acid of her stomach amongst the multitudes she had crushed and pulped or ripped to pieces, and a myriad of clothing items as well. It was all organic so she wouldn’t have too much trouble digesting it.

Finally, she spread her legs and sat so that she could grind on a pile of rubble as if on a hard pillow. When a shuddering orgasm overcame her, the little woman down below finally died.

“Phew, that was fun,” Laura giggled. She slushed around her last mouthful of Thurhager inhabitants with her tongue before sensually sending them down. “I’m pretty full, how about you?”

Janna stood and dusted herself off. She had crawled into the town while giving chase, and a number of people had gotten crushed under her knees, legs and buttocks, she realized.

She fished the dead woman out of her vagina and flicked her away, “Let’s go to Havena.”

She was giving Laura the perfect opportunity to just let it go and move on, but of course that was too much to ask.

Laura’s face turned sceptical, “So, are you cured now, or what?”

“No,” Janna snapped. “This was a one-off thing because of necessity. And I only agreed to it because you agreed to shut the hell up about it, so do me a favour and stick to your word at least this fucking once.”

Laura could ruin everything, even a bloody cheat day. It was just like her to frame doing the right thing as some sort of disease. If it were the other way around, however, then Janna clearly wasn’t cured either. She still enjoyed it, frightfully so.

The river delta in which Havena lay was a landscape Janna had not seen before from a hundred meters tall. There were more streams than she could count. It was notably warmer somehow, perhaps due to the gigantic ocean ahead or perhaps due to some underground volcanic activity. Havena had once been much larger, supposedly. But a great part of the city had sunk into the sea.

Though, what was left of it, still, was nothing short of breath-taking.

“Thirty thousand people,” Laura said. “It’s a shame we only have like half a day with it.”

It was roundish, completely full of rivers, harbours and little islands and perhaps thirty-six paces in diameter, meaning it occupied roughly a third of a football field. Given how small it’s inhabitants were, describing the city as an anthill didn’t even begin to do it justice.

Laura was right, there just wasn’t enough time to explore it all. They had to go back to Honingen or risk missing Steve and Christina. Laura had visited briefly before. But it seemed she had not caused any destruction. A few scaffolds stood here or there but they seemed not to be out of the ordinary. The outer walls were grey stone but red bring at the top, which reminded Janna of Honingen, as did the whitewash on many of the buildings inside. But this was simply on a wholly different scale and there appeared to be some things she had never seen before outside of a documentary on ancient Rome.

-

“She’s still hungry,” City Magistrate Ardach Herlogan said, half to himself and half to the wetnurse.

The woman was standing in the shadow by the window, scowling at him for some reason, as if he was doing the baby harm. He was offering one of his finger stumps to the infant girl on his arm and she started to suck on it immediately and with great delight. It tickled him a little.

“Er, where did I lose this one again?” he wondered aloud.

He had forgotten. Some servant of the law had chopped it off in some harbour town somewhere. For smuggling. He used to remember where, for every one of his stumps. But life had been too good to him recently.

The young princess in his arms finally understood that the stump she was suckling on had no milk to offer, so she spat it out and started to cry.

“Feed her,” he sighed and offered the baby away.

The woman took the girl and stormed out of the room as though she had witnessed some sort of perverted cruelty. Ardach wondered whether he should hire a different one.

‘One more warm-hearted, perhaps,’ he thought. ‘Elsewise, what if the child turns out like her, some scowling, mean spinster?’

His king would hate that.

‘Although, not king anymore,’ Ardach mused with a look to his counting table.

It was a bad habit of his to stack his parchments among the myriad of different tokens he used to do his calculations, but he did this on purpose as well because he had never actually quit smuggling. Many of the ships coming to or leaving from Havena carried certain irregular, hidden goods, and it would neither do to lose a profit due to losing track of them or being discovered.

He found the small note and unfolded it again, bending the stubborn parchment in his hands. Prince Finnian ui Bennain, of Albernia, by the grace of His Royal Magnificence Horasio the Third. That was all it said. It had come by messenger pigeon, meaning there might be other messages older than this one that still had not reached their destination.

He had one such example here as well, from Honingen. The giant Queen Laura had agreed to minting new coins. There were some stipulations about getting her face on the coins but Ardach did not really care about those. He was debasing the currency with every new coin that was minted, and this parchment meant another huge amount of gold for his personal coffers.

Life really had been too good to him recently.

And now, just as recently, several messages had arrived saying that the two giantesses who had occupied Albernia were gone. It was on everyone’s lips already as the rumours spread. Ardach hadn’t believed them before a final message from Turon Taladan put all doubts aside.

‘And what irony!’ he laughed in his head.

When receiving the Horasian message that confirmed Finnian as the ruler of Albernia, now as a prince rather than a king, he had been deeply sceptical. Albernia was ruled by at least one gargantuan all-crushing, man-eating monster, he had believed.

And then the message arrived saying that Albernia was free again.

The preparations for a citywide celebration were already well under way and no expense would be spared. And of course, Ardach received a personal benefit from those who were overpaid by the city. It was all running like a well-built mill and neither the Council of Captains nor the Elders were any the wiser.

King Finnian...no, Prince Finnian could not really fault him for the whole reminting of coins. If Albernia, now in its totality, was to be part of the Horasian Empire then the minting of Horasian coinage was only proper, surely.

While Havena had been Horasian and the rest of the kingdom Garethian, Ardach had secretly kept faith with Finnian as well. He had orchestrated the continuing Garethian flow of goods to and from Havena’s harbours right under the Horasians’ prominent noses. Finnian still owed him for that, so even if the debasing, thieving, the forging of the ledgers or the ongoing smuggling were to be discovered, Ardach would never face any consequences. He had set everything up so well that it was almost boring.

He laughed right as a familiar voice could be heard, booming over the city like thunder. Ardach’s secretary, Scibor Stewir, came barging through the door at once, looking as though he had seen the Nameless in person.

He stammered and shouted at the same time, “The, the, the Queen!”

He wasn’t speaking of Talena of Draustone, that pretty, young Stepahan girl who had given birth to the child that had suckled on Ardach’s knuckle. Not unless Queen Laura had found either mother or child and eaten them.

But it wasn’t only one giantess. This time, there were two.

The giant queen’s last visit had been brief and jovial by all accounts, but Ardach still remembered the body of the man in the street she had crushed as if he were nothing. The clothing had indicated that he had been poor, which was only a small consolation. The cobbles had caved in to her sheer enormity and the corpse was flattened almost as thin as parchment but for the thread of her sole.

“It’s a reckoning!” his wife was pacing up and down downstairs. “It’s a reckoning for all we have stolen, all that gold, oh, what have we done!?”

“Hush now!” Ardach reminded her. “I invited her here, have you forgotten?”

She put her fist in her mouth and bit on it, strangely reminding him of the little princess.

“Make certain our guests are well guarded and hidden,” he said. “I will go to meet our giant visitors. All will be well.”

The whole city was on the move, it seemed, all bracing themselves in their own way for what they thought was about to happen. And as ever when push came to shove, the chaff separated from the wheat in an altogether very exemplary fashion. Ardach knew that he had to be strong and not succumb to panic. His position did not afford him that luxury.  

While most wealthier people of the city shunned the harbour, he had his house and offices right by the water’s edge. He liked it this way, but it always meant a bit of an obstacle when having to receive notable visitors at the gates or going to the palace or any other event he had to attend. He was usually the last to arrive at meetings or gatherings, and today was no exception.

When he went to his barge, he could hear singing, “Yo-ho! Stand together! Hoist the black sails high! Yo-ho! Stand together! We will never die!”

The boatmen had heard what was coming and had started their cups a bit early, so much so that they were now singing pirate songs. When they saw Ardach, they stopped, all but the one who had his back turned to him. The young man misinterpreted his comrades’ silence as admiration for his admittedly enviable voice and blared out another verse so that it echoed all across the harbour.

Ardach stepped onto the barge and shoved the drunkard into the water with his boot and a laugh before starting to join into the song. Smugglers weren’t pirates, and he despised those who engaged in piracy most of all for their cruelty, but he couldn’t claim that he hadn’t thought about taking a particularly fat cog now and again when it was floundering from lack of wind and left pitifully unguarded.

The giantesses took their time before entering the city, and Ardach arrived at the main harbour just in time to line up with the Council of Elders and the Council of Captains. These were meant to protect the interests of the city against that of its lord, whose interests Ardach nominally represented. In truth, however, one was as corrupt and self-serving as the other, and despite their mighty names, neither council was particularly large or representative.

The Council of Elders comprised of four, Finian Borotraen the guildmaster of tanners, Elwene Aranol the guild mistress of courtesans, and two wealthy merchants, Isidra Smallbeach and Cumal Ongswin. The Council of Captains was made up of two wharf owners, Fann Sourdough and Mislara ni Maraiche, and Caerwyn ui Merodin, who had never sat foot upon a real ship.

“You are late,” Elwene Aranol scolded him when he arrived.

Ardach smiled back at her, “The boatmen were drunk.”

At six-and-sixty she was ten years older than him, but still somehow beautiful.

While the giantesses took their horrible procession, crushing the streets under their heels, she said, “I’m surprised you didn’t take it all in yourself. You grew up at the harbour, didn’t you? Phex protect you.”

He laughed, “Thanks!”

And then Queen Laura was upon them.

When he came home that evening after the giantesses had left again, he was so tired that he could hardly stand. His wife brought him wine and put one of his cats in his lap so he could stroke it while warming his feet on the fire.

“So?” his wife demanded. “How was she?”

“Who?” he asked. “Queen Laura or Janna, the other one?”

What exactly Janna was, he wasn’t quite sure. At her size, she could be queen of anything she wanted, but she had never mentioned any titles. If anything, she was only interested in those old, magnificent buildings from Bospharan times that still stood in Havena and were still in use, such as the racing track and the fighting arena. Both giantesses had spent a long time marvelling at those.

“Well, either of them,” his wife said in a tone that betrayed some sort of disapproval. “I heard they put men in their...hmph, parts. Did they do that to you? I saw them take off their britches.”

The cat in his lap started to purr as he scratched it under the chin.

“I can assure you, they did not put me anywhere,” he said. “They needed some wounds taken care of, is all.”

He would spare her the bloody details of red-armed barber surgeons pulling spear and halberd tips out of their flesh. Their blood was as thick as black tar.

“Well, they didn’t crush you either, I’m glad,” his wife conceded. “Did they kill anyone?”

He took a sip of wine, pondering how far he wanted to go into detail in this matter, “Not in Havena. There were a number of near misses, broken pottery, stalls and wagons flattened, someone’s dog, I think, and I’m sure an untold number of rats, but not people.”

“And outside the city?”

He could almost hear her bite her lip.

“At Thurhag,” he sighed. “At Thurhag, they...”

They went onto their knees and demolished half the town while giggling and chasing people with their mouths before devouring them as some sick game, killing hundreds.

“They ate a few people there, I heard,” he concluded meekly.

It was absurd, start to finish. He had reports and stories of what these giant women did and had done, but when they studied the old Bospharan architecture they had almost seemed like students, acolytes of Hesinde or Nandus, perhaps, or any of those discoverers or young scholars who sought out Havena to see with their own eyes what they had read in books. And yet they were capable of such unspeakable horrors, eating whole villages or sacrificing them to their insatiable sexual desires, as if their sheer size wasn’t bad enough.

“Thurhag?” his wife asked. “Why?”

She had had a sister in Thurhag once, but she had died many years ago while giving birth to a dead child.

“Well,” he stared into the black wine in his cup, shaking it to make little waves. “I suppose they got hungry.”

His wife didn’t believe it, “But why not us? Why did they spare our city?”

“Perhaps they fear us?” he smiled. “A king may burn a village just for sport, but if he tries the same upon a town, the townsfolk may hang him and start a rebellion.”

‘Not Prince Finnian, though,’ he thought. ‘Our prince is not like that.’

In truth, it were more likely those Bospharan buildings that saved Havena, as well as the beautiful sea, the fresh, salty air and a healthy dose of Phexen luck. Also, the entertainment. All those preparations for celebrating the monsters’ disappearance had come in most handy when having to provide distractions with singers, actors, dancers, jugglers, stilt-walkers and acrobats all ready to perform at a moment’s notice, albeit with shaking knees. The giantesses had witnessed an ad-hoc horse race and a bloody, dramatic show fight, several plays of drama and countless songs, all to their amazement. Thurhag, of course, could not provide any such things, not that they were given a chance.

His wife shook her head, “I thought they would stomp us all like dormice.”

It would be like her to think that, of course, did she not stomp everything small enough to fit under her shoe if it crossed her threshold. Once she had killed one of Ardach’s kittens in the night, thinking it was a rat.

He always felt for the little creatures, oft even sprinkling cheese and breadcrumbs for them onto the rushes. But, of course, that also made it easier for the cats.

“Where are they going next?” his wife asked, sounding worried.

“I am not certain,” he replied. “They did not say. But they left rather in a hurry when they saw the hour.”

It had been a regretful farewell on their part, strangely so. And they had even offered apologies. Once the first few artists had performed their craft without being harmed unnecessarily, more and more of them had come forward, even wrangling with each other for a chance.

This was not to say that it wasn’t dangerous or daunting, of course. Laura in particular enjoyed playing with the acrobats, having them climb and perform stunts upon her enormous body. But no one was hurt, save a few bruises. Now they all demanded handsome pay that was not going to be forthcoming.

‘Well, not unless the giantesses come back,’ Ardach smiled to himself.

He had anyone who complained jailed, mostly so that they could not leave the city and be let out to perform again should the necessity arise. The two councils had already praised his wisdom in this decision.

“There was a letter for you,” his wife changed the subject, drawing a sealed scroll of parchment from her skirts. “Came with a rider. I offered him ale and bread before he left but he didn’t want it.”

He held out his hand to receive the message, already seeing the colour of the seal. It was green, and sure enough, the seal was an eagle.

“A message from the emperor,” he said as he unrolled it, his tired eyes flying over the Horasian-styled Kusliker writing. “He is ordering the giantesses again to go south and intervene in the war on his behalf. It seems he is not amused that they have ignored his request thus far. Argh, I should send this after them, but it may make them angry.”

He considered briefly, then tossed the letter into the fire.

Laura wasn’t queen, in truth. She and Janna served the Horasian emperor – or so the Horasians claimed – but that same emperor had just affirmed Finnian as ruler of Albernia. Of course, nobody in their right mind had the guts to say so to Laura’s face. Or maybe the Horasians were lying.

“Oh, and there was another one,” his wife said. “By pigeon.”

He sighed, took it and unfolded it, finding the writing so small that he had to hold it closer to the fire to see its meaning.

“The Emperor of Horas, His Royal Magnificence, misspelled, Horasio the Third, is dead. Long live the Emperor,” he read.

His wife gasped while he had to stifle a mean laugh. It was the nature of messenger pigeons to cause confusion due to them travelling so much faster than traditional messages.

“Who is the new emperor?” his wife asked, trying to put her eyes on the writing.

She couldn’t read, so he let her see it.

“It doesn’t say,” he said, looking between the small parchment and the burning one in the hearth, trying to figure out what they meant in conjunction.

‘Chaos and madness,’ he thought. ‘Thank Phex we’re in Havena. Although...’

“Bring me quill and paper,” he said. “I’ve just had an idea.”

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Chapter 56 by squashed123
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The Streamguard at Barnhill was unchanged, far as Laura remembered. It was still a triangular monstrosity with four big, round towers and a small forecastle, all situated almost perfectly on a rocky peninsular in the river.

That river was the Tommel, which largely formed the northern border of Albernia. Instead of going the direct way back to Honingen via the imperial road, the two giant girls were taking a detour on account of the shiny metal necklaces around their necks that the evil black wizard d made them wear.

It had been Janna’s idea to look for a wizard who could maybe tell them more about these necklaces and perhaps even disenchant them so that they no longer posed a threat, enabling Laura and Janna to squish the evil wizard as soon as Steve and Christina were back with them. They were running a little late by now and they were both starting to become worried, but they didn’t want to pass on this opportunity to kill two birds with one stone.

The problem was that despite Havena’s immense size and diversity in all respects, there wasn’t a single wizard there that they could find. It was very logical because magic was outlawed in Havena, the college of wizards there having been closed after some experiment apparently went awry and something like half the city fell into the ocean.

Nobody knew where any more wizards could be found either, because the Praios’ Church’s inquisition had either burned them or driven them into hiding. That was when Janna had remembered something Franka Salva Galahan had said about the lady who lived in the castle before them now. It belonged to a Fenwasian who was probably dead by now, but apparently his wife was a wizard.

“Come out, please, we just want to talk to you!” Janna hollered into the main keep for the third time already. “We need your help. Nobody is going to hurt you!”

She was leaning over the castle and rested a hand upon a tower, trying to get the lady out of there so they could talk. The last time they were here, Laura had been hellbent on squishing the lady and her children for the crime of being Fenwasians, and back then as well, nobody had come out.

It had been Janna who had made Laura spare the castle, if memory served. And it seemed to have paid off, if only that stupid lady would come out already.

“Here’s the deal,” Laura spoke loudly into the castle. “You’ll come out or I’ll pick your stupid keep apart bit by bit and shove it into the river afterwards!”

Janna made a disapproving noise, but Laura was getting fed up. She walked past Janna and simply stomped on one of the two smaller towers in the forecastle, crumbling the structure noisily and under expulsion of a lot of dust into a pile of rubble. Anyone inside was now dead.

“I’ve started to flatten your castle,” she announced. “If you don’t want to die you better come out now. We already know you’re in there, we have seen your light and we can see smoke coming from your chimney.”

Janna sat there with frustration playing on her face, “Laura, if she was in there you’ve just flattened her too, stop it already!”

“Oh, she’s coming out,” Laura promised. “Either she’s coming or she and her castle are going in this here river.”

She kicked the other tower in the forecastle so that it toppled over and plunged into the water. Absurdly, Janna held out a hand to catch it but it crumbled all into bits and pieces revealing two soldiers hiding inside. One fell into the river and was immediately gone from view whereas the other remained, positively terrified, on Janna’s hand.

“Whoa!” Janna made and plunged her other hand into the frosty Tommel to fish out the guy who had vanished, but she came too late. She reacted angrily, “God damnit, can you stop killing people for like five minutes, please?! It’s important we get this right! I don’t want to be that black wizard’s slave or something!”

It would certainly help shirk responsibility for all the murders they would probably still be committing despite Steve and Christina’s return. It was practically unavoidable. On their way here, Laura had made Janna eat people again, too, for time constraints.

The tiny soldier on Janna’s hand had found his feet again and was now running away, prompting her to tilt her hand against wherever he was going so as to keep him trapped. When he realized that there was no way out, he cowered inside her palm shaking like leaves with his knees all the way up under his chin.

Janna leaned her face down upon him, probably blotting out his sky like a massive talking billboard, “Is your lady in the castle?”

“No!” he shook his head after short consideration, but there was something off about the way he said it, a hint of defiance Laura did not like.

“Oh!” she made gleefully. “So it’s not going to be a problem if I do this?”

She set her foot against the central keep of the Streamguard, threatening to push it into the river.

“No, don’t!” the minuscule man jumped up with his hand outstretched as though he could have stopped Laura only with his willpower.

Janna sighed loudly, “So, she is in there. Thank you very much, little man, you’ve been a great help!”

“No, no, no!” he replied hastily. “She’s not! She isn’t! She isn’t home! It’s just that, such a nice castle, it would be a great waste if…I mean, it took very long to build. You are a Queen, are you not, and if you are then, you know…you know that, uh, building castles is very expensive and this one here is, uh, situated on a very nice cliff commanding the Tommel, so you can…”

“Tell me the truth,” Janna cut him off. “Is she in there or not, because if she isn’t, Laura is going to destroy the castle now.”

“She, uh…” he stared at her gigantic face before him, clearly hiding something.

Janna shook her head and looked at Laura, “Is this guy for real?”

“Let him go!” a voice called from the castle then, right up top upon the mighty battlements.

Some if not most castles had a bit of a romantic feel to it, but this one was all military, just like a modern bunker. Between two big grey merlons, a lady of middling age and appearance stood, her hair blowing in the wind that was chasing down the river. Laura meant to snatch her immediately, but Janna held her back.

“Are you the lady of this castle?” she asked before letting go of Laura’s hand.

The tiny woman steadied herself, “Yes! Now, what do you want?”

She was deeply scared, Laura could tell.

“Are you truly a sorceress?” Janna continued asking. “I mean, can you work spells and understand magic?”

The minuscule lady shook her head, “Whoever told you that is a damned liar! My lady is not a sorceress at all, no! Oh, I mean…”

Laura and Janna cocked their heads in unison.

“Oh, for fuck’s sake,” Laura sighed.

The lengths these people were going to, to protect the lady of this particular castle, were nothing if not astonishing. The stubbornness of the Streamguard’s inhabitants was combining with all the other accumulated crap that weighed Laura down, much as it must have Janna. The constant walking, the cold, the wet, the short days, the insecurity and the uneasy sleep because of the ogresses and whatever else might be lurking out there, to say nothing of the wizard’s necklaces or what they had endured in the Farindel while shrunk and at the Fenwasians’ mercy. Laura felt more and more like she wanted some time off.

Havena had been nice, feeling like the weirdest kind of mix between Dublin and Rome with a sprinkling of Venice, but their visit had been short and busy and filled with regret for all the time they could have spent there instead of hanging out at the comparative shithole that Honingen turned out to be.

“This lady must be the absolute best liege in the whole world,” Janna commented half in jest. “Or maybe she has bewitched her people so hard they are willing to die for her.”

Laura was about to flick the impostor off the battlements when a new voice came up.

“Stay your hand!” it shouted. “I am Lady Isora, and yes, I am a sorceress! I am the mightiest sorceress in all the world, and if you both don’t step away from my walls then I will turn you to stone!”

A new lady emerged, better dressed than the first one, and considerably better looking. Dressed in a cloak of black velvet and fur and with long brown hair, the apparent sorceress stepped out onto the tower, waving her devoted servant back inside.

Laura’s eyes met Janna’s, “She’s bluffing, right?”

Magic was bewildering at the best of times. At the worst it was what she and Janna had just been privy to not far away in that awful enchanted forest, abject, bewildering horror and the contents of fever dreams.

Janna frowned, “Probably. I mean, if she could do it, she would’ve done it already. But let’s play it safe anyway, there’s no reason to antagonize her.”

“Uh, we’re sorry, mighty sorceress,” Laura started soft-soaping it insecurely. “We’re, uh, we’re here because we need your help.” She grasped the necklace under her shirt and pulled it out, the metal warm to the touch from her body, “We need to know about these medallions. Can you tell us what spell or, uh, what kind of magic is in them. I mean, what would happen if I took it off, for example?”

The sorceress squinted, “Just that, and then you’ll go? Do you swear it?”

She was betraying her bluff a little bit, Laura felt, but she still wouldn’t want to test the woman, “Yes, yes, we swear it!”

Isora seemed to grow in her resolve and reconsider, “Bring me back my husband and then I’ll help you!”

Laura’s and Janna’s eyes met again and Janna shrugged aggressively.

“I don’t know who he is!” Laura whispered sharply. “We’ve probably smushed him or eaten him or whatever!”

“We’re sorry, mighty sorceress, we don’t have the time!” Janna proclaimed. “We, uh, we saved one…this wouldn’t be him, would it?”

She put the soldier she had saved upon the tower next to the little lady.

“No!” the sorceress called. “But, well, I suppose if you are in a hurry. That thing around your neck is nothing but a large lump of metal! There is nothing arcane or otherwise enchanted about it!”

“Are you sure?” Laura asked perplexed, looking at Janna.

They had Isora check Janna’s as well, with the same result.

“Maybe she’s not a sorceress at all,” Laura speculated while they were continuing on their journey with more questions than answers in tow. “Maybe she was just lying, telling us what we wanted to hear so we’d go away and don’t kill her.”

“She didn’t know what we wanted to hear,” Janna replied while she also chewed on her lip as though she meant to eat it. “But maybe the black sorcerer is so mighty that she couldn’t see it. Maybe he cloaked it somehow, knowing how easy it would be for us to make any old wizard get rid of whatever he did to these things. Urgh, I fucking hate magic!”

Laura felt very much the same way.

“You know,” she said, “if you hadn’t eaten Dari, we could’ve had her kill the wizard for us.”

Janna rolled her eyes, “I didn’t eat her. I made you believe I did, so you would stop bugging me."

Laura felt a thrum of excitement in her chest, “Then she is still alive?”

Janna shook her head, “I said I didn’t eat her. I had her in my pocket and then I waited until you were asleep and I had my fun with her before I turned her into a grease stain.”

Laura could vividly imagine it. The grin on Janna’s face was speaking volumes too.

‘Poor little Dari,’ she thought. ‘Went through so much only to be squashed like a bug.’

“That was really dumb, though,” she reiterated her point. “It isn’t often that you come by someone who is so skilled. Even the black wizard seemed to like her.”

Janna shrugged, “One more reason to smoosh her. Anyway, I’ve mushed her up so fine that not even he could bring her back to life now, so stop bitching about it.”

Laura begrudgingly agreed but she wouldn’t give Janna the satisfaction of saying so out loud. She didn’t really want to start a fight either. She was too tired. They should have had a conversation about what to do after reuniting with Steve and Christina. But there were simply too many uncertainties just now.

‘If only that stupid wizard Furio were still alive.’

They walked silently for a long time, only stopping to ask peasants or villagers for directions, until Laura suddenly had Janna’s hand in her chest, stopping her.

“Ogre tracks!” Janna whispered and pointed with her finger to a trail of tiny footprints before them.

They were notably bigger than any of the human footprints in the snow, and more numerous too. Laura felt a sense of panic rush over her. During the ambush in the night, she had felt as though her final hour had come, to say nothing of the nasty scratch on her eyelid.

The two girls looked around, half expecting to hear the ogrish battle cry again, but there was nothing. The trail led east, basically straight to their destination after they doubled back from the Streamguard before heading south so as to avoid the Farindel as far as possible.

“Maybe they’re old,” Laura suggested, hoping to avoid another confrontation.

But Janna shook her head, “Not with all the snow we’ve been having.”

It had been snowing a couple of times more, not very much and not for very long, but too much for these tracks to be so obvious.

Then Janna pointed again: “Can you see the smoke over there?”

Laura was shaking, and not from cold. The smoke from multiple fires was coming out of another patch of forest. It did look somewhat thicker than the smoke coming from the farmsteads or villages around, indicating a larger fire such as ogresses would build.

On Janna’s direction, they laid down their blankets to keep from getting wet and then crawled like soldiers towards the source of the smoke, ready to get up and start stomping at a moment’s notice. But they were just charcoal burners.

“You gave us quite a scare!” Janna scolded the minuscule, soot-faced men who looked as though they might have said the same thing. “Have you seen any ogresses, per chance?”

The trail led past the patch of wood, Laura saw only now. The hunt was still on.

“Aye, they took our last camp!” reported the foremost man and pointed. “Back that way! Killed near half of us, they did! Will you hunt them down?”

‘No?’ Laura wanted to reply, but Janna had already agreed.

Then Janna stood and hovered her foot over one of the smoking mounds in which the charcoal burners were turning wood to charcoal.

“What are you doing?” Laura asked, seeing the frightened men back away with their hands raised.

“It’s bad for the environment,” Janna frowned, considering whether or not she should ruin hours of the men’s work and perhaps flatten them afterwards. “But I guess they have no choice.”

She took her foot back and continued following the trail, leaving Laura somewhat clueless.

“Sorry,” Laura murmured to the men below before quickly stomping on one of them while taking her leave, just for giggles.

She had to remind herself of how big she was to gain a little courage. They should count themselves lucky she didn’t squish all of them, although the affirmation of power she now felt made her regret not having done so.

Janna followed the tracks in the snow while Laura followed Janna. Powerful or not, she wasn’t keen on that whole spearhead removal all over again, which had been bloody and more than a little uncomfortable, not to mention horribly unsanitary.

At first it seemed as though the ogres had gone all the way back to Honingen. This made both girls pick up their pace. They were supposed to meet Steve and Christina back at the city today, and evening was already fast approaching. They were running late, in fact. Janna especially was getting worried and kept kicking herself over the issue.

“If these ogres get them into their hands...” she would say and let it hang there, untold horrors implied.

But that fear proved false.

There was a range of large, wooded hills, or else small mountains, not far from the city. It wasn’t large enough to warrant any particular mention. If the place had a name, they had never heard it. But they had seen it before, both from afar and in passing, a landmark used for orientation.

Laura found hills and mountains strange at her size. Those very tall rocky ones back in Thorwal had almost killed them, but they had been larger than these hills by a lot, being almost like a labyrinth of cliff-like walls that were exhausting to climb and difficult to navigate, not to mention cold, windy and practically barren. At ninety meters tall, a small, nine-hundred-meter-tall mountain was ten times her size, thus not particularly different than a large sand pile on Earth, except here, it could be steeper. She would also cause avalanches and landslides constantly, causing a cacophony of sounds that could deafen her even to Janna’s voice.

The hill range before them now wasn’t taller than a couple of hundred meters and covered in trees, and it was here that the ogre trail was leading.

“Hills and foliage,” Laura warned. “Pretty terrible combination if you ask me.”

Janna scoffed, “It’s only called foliage if there are leaves. We have their trail and the light is still good. Let’s go in there and kill them. If anything goes wrong, just do this.”

She suddenly stormed forward and while crushing trees and dislodging large boulders, she had climbed the top of the nearest hill in just a few leaps. A small foe wouldn’t be able to follow quickly.

“You ought to crush yourself,” Laura nodded at the utter devastation the move had caused upon the hillside. “You’re bad for the environment, too.”

Janna slid down coolly on an avalanche of earth, snow and logs, upright and with her arms crossed while letting gravity do the work and also demolishing the landscape some more.

“It’ll regrow,” she said snidely. “Unlike your fucking brain.”

Nothing that Laura tried could dissuade Janna and so they continued to follow the trail first along a narrow valley into the hills and then over and across the back of one.

There weren’t any people living here but there were a few paths that hunters or poachers might have been using, as well as evidence of a few campsites. Janna said some things about animals that might be living in this area when Laura spotted a small, funny-looking wildcat running away from her down the slope of the hill.

She crouched and pushed her hand on it quickly, burying the cute little fur ball in the snow before using her offhand to pry it out upon which it started hissing at her most adorably. It was spotted all over, covered in grey-white winter fur and equipped with a long, bushy tail, much more prominent than a cat’s.

“You caught a lynx,” Janna said after doubling back to check upon the holdup. “These are like super rare on Earth. You should set it free.”

Laura found it much more entertaining to let it run on her hand before trapping it, which wasn’t easy because it was so damn quick. When it suddenly jumped and started to claw its way down her blanket, she almost didn’t catch it in time.

“Seriously,” Janna insisted. “These things are super shy and they’re gonna be almost extinct because of their fur. Let it go now.”

Instead, Laura slurped it into her mouth. The lynx was smaller than a human, lighter and not so strong, but the mayhem it immediately unleashed was something she wasn’t prepared for. She had to hold her mouth shut with her hand or else she would have opened it on account of the tickling. When she swallowed it whole then, it was half by accident.

“Oh my god,” she coughed and laughed, the wiggling, panicking cat struggling down her gullet. “You gotta try that.”

She wondered if there was any human person still alive in her stomach. She had certainly swallowed a few whole earlier, but that had been hours ago, so they were probably dead and dissolving by now. Otherwise, those people would be in for another significant emotional event when a ravaging, kicking and hissing lynx joined them in their misery. The thought excited her.

‘If I swallow a bunch of people,’ she pictured it in her mind, ‘and then I get like wolves or bears or lions or tigers or whatever, then the people in my tummy would get eaten twice.’

She would have liked to share the idea with Janna but the bigger girl had already stormed off in rage over the lynx having become Laura’s protein. Laura lingered just a moment to see if there were any other endangered species she might ingest, but there was nothing so she moved on.

The idea of hunting had intrigued her and Janna in the past. They were very loud and so most beasts of the wild made away long before they came on, but every now and again they would see deer or elk, boars, wild goats or even wolves. Birds were also quite common. Sometimes animals could be distracted and not heed the coming danger, and sometimes Janna and Laura were simply too fast and they could maintain their speed for a long time. There were wisents in the woods which were basically European buffalo, and before the weather got so cold there were also hares, essentially wild rabbits that could run at amazing speeds and had brown fur and a short, white puff for a tail.

Laura realized that thinking about animals made her hungry, and wherever they ended up having supper the people would still need some time to prepare, so it would be hours before she would be full. Unless they would opt for eating people again, of course. For all her moralising, Janna had gobbled up several hundred people after growing big again, just to save time.

“Hey, you wanna go eat?” she called after Janna who was standing three hills further on, looking at her feet.

Janna turned her head and seemed miserable, “Yeah, let’s do it. Come look at this.”

What made her agree to abandon the hunt was right in the valley beneath her. The ogresses had made a clearing in the trees and then made primitive huts looking like wooden caves, stacked trees with their branches intertwined to create space beneath them, and some rock slabs and dirt on top to keep off the weather. There was a stockade apparently for livestock or human prisoners too, but it was all abandoned.

“See how that fireplace has never been used,” Janna pointed to the stacked and ready-to-light bonfire in the middle of the camp.

“Did they hear us?” Laura suggested. “Maybe they're right over there.”

She pointed ahead, the same direction as a rivulet that was snaking through the valley.

Janna shook her head, “There's snow on the huts, look.”

It wasn't much but it was true. The ogres must have abandoned the camp hours ago. Janna muttered a curse and kicked through one of the huts, making trees fly all about. The inside was laid out with leaves and moss but didn't look as though it had been used.

“Maybe they liked civilization a bit too much,” Laura laughed. “Can't go back to living in the dirt once you've seen the city.”

The joke stuck in her throat and Janna didn’t laugh either. They both had been living in the dirt for months now and while it had been okay in the spring and autumn, now in winter it was becoming more strenuous every day, even though they didn’t feel the cold as bad as smaller beings. They still followed the ogre trail out of the hills until it became clear that it wasn't leading anywhere near Honingen.

It was leading north instead, north towards the Farindel.

“You wanna check on your friend up there?” Janna asked with a raised brow. “That injured guy with the bloody banners?”

“Albenblood,” Laura shook her head. “Too close to that damn forest. I'm sure they're fine.”

She wasn't sure at all, but she didn’t want to go there. She didn't like little Lord Ilaen enough to warrant him a visit, plus there were Garvin Blaithin's children in the castle and she didn't want to look at them again after accidentally squishing their father when she had gotten way too high on Mibeltube.

“You wanna get high?” She asked instead, but Janna waved off.

“We gotta make sure Chris and Steve are fine. And once we’ve done that, I guess it would be a bad idea to get all intoxicated given what happened last time?”

Laura couldn’t disagree with that and so they went to Honingen. They were late, to be sure. This was the day the black wizard had promised to deliver Steve and Christina back, but they didn’t know exactly at what hour this would occur and most of the day was already over.

“Uh, we should stop and eat somewhere first,” Laura said along the way, already looking for a village.

Again, Janna shook her head.

“This needs to end,” she said. “Today. We can’t go on like this, depopulating the landscape whenever we get hungry. We eat whatever the Honingers give us and if they don’t have enough then we go to Abilacht.”

“It’s gonna be pitch dark by then,” Laura objected but fell on deaf ears.

Strangely enough, the people who still remained at Honingen had never heard of Steve and Christina, nor had they seen anybody wearing strange clothes or a woman with black skin.

“Maybe we’re early?” Laura suggested in an attempt to lighten the darkness playing out on Janna’s face, but that too was a wasted effort.

“He fucking played us,” Janna growled, tearing with her hand at the necklace around her neck that she suspected would turn them into the evil man’s slaves.

There was nothing they could do other than lighting a big fire and waiting for the food to come through. This was when they were approached by a caravan of Novadi leading many large, covered wagons drawn by a myriad of horses.

They were all men and looked absurd. Dressed in turbans, pointy red-brown boots and the long-cut garb favoured by desert dwellers, they fit as well into the winterly Albernian landscape as an elephant into a tutu. They favoured sabres and maces, spears and round, painted shields and those warriors among them wore chainmail with ornamented plates of bronze and gold as well as pointy half helms of shiny steel and copper.

They were just such a one-to-one copy of medieval Arabs that it seemed like abject plagiarism, Laura noted not quite for the first time. Their skin was the same tone as well, and they had black hair and beards to a man. They even sounded Arabic in their thick accents, or at least their leader did.

He was portly and wrapped in fine cloths like some gigantic baby while on his head rested a gilded helm. He was also every bit as terrified as his men, all craven-looking, some waddling about as if they had soiled themselves.

Seeing her and Janna for the first time had to be somewhat of a near-death experience, Laura supposed. After all, for many, seeing them for the first time rapidly turned into the last time as well, and not in an amiable fashion. Then again though, knights and warriors and even some smallfolk had handled themselves much better than this lot.

They even had to be urged on by Ardan Jumian Galahan.

“Go on, say your part,” he told the Novadi in charge without looking up.

Ever since Laura had eaten his father-in-law, the young count of Honingen was very reserved around the giantesses, and Devona Fenwasian kept away from them entirely.

The Novadi man spoke in a high-pitched, weepy voice that Laura immediately disliked, “Nine-and-ninety blessings upon you, oh mighty ones of the north! It is an honour for one as humble as myself to be in your presence! We bring you greetings and an invitation from our mighty master, Caliph Malkillah the Third, Mustafa ibn Khalid ibn Rusaimi!”

The portly man bowed so deeply that his pointy, gilded helm slipped from his brow and fell but he caught it skilfully and placed it back upon his head as he rose. Laura wondered if she would feel the point if she crushed him barefoot.

Rather than expecting a reply, the man gestured at his wagon track, “We bring you these gifts! Please accept them as a token of respect from our master!”

Covers were pulled off, chests thrown open and a staggering amount of plunder put on display. There were two wagons piled full of carpets, another full of silks, chests full of gold, silver and gemstones, spices, dried and exotic fruit, some items Laura could not identify and then came the cage wagons.

Janna gasped in horror and Laura had to suppress a laugh when the first cage was revealed to be full of rag-wearing black people, slaves with iron rings around their necks. On Earth, the Arabs had practiced slavery to a far more extensive degree and far longer than Europeans had, a fact modern history teaching conveniently ignored. But the surprises didn’t stop there.

“These are trained slaves,” the Novadi leader who had not yet offered a name gestured to the next wagon with far fewer occupants who were nevertheless much better and more warmly dressed. “Teachers, advisors, singers, musicians and dancers!”

The eunuchs among the male slaves were all beardless and fat, the rest the men wise and capable-looking and the women were slim, beautiful and erotically dressed were it not for the thick blankets in which they had wrapped themselves. Laura’s belly rumbled and her heart beat a little quicker upon seeing them. It was still weird because she was aware that these were essentially human beings, but she couldn’t help it.

‘I’m gonna rub you in those spices and make you even hotter,’ she thought, her mouth watering.

But Janna had to ruin it, of course.

“We don’t want slaves!” it finally broke out of her. “Set them free, now, I demand it!”

Laura panicked a little when she felt what may be her last chance of a kicking, screaming dinner slip through her fingers.

“Speak for yourself, jackass!” she shot in English. “Those dancers aren’t going anywhere other than in my belly. I want me some of that oriental flavour, extra spicy.”

The look that played out on Janna’s face spoke of bloody murder but before they could fight, one of the slave girls started to unleash her own brand of fiery fury.

“What does this mean?!” she demanded with arms crossed before her chest, her speech heavy with accent and displeasure. “Does she not want us?! I can make men drop their seed in their pants without even touching them, you ignorant giant! You have not even seen me dance!”

‘Now there’s bravery,’ Laura thought full of admiration while Janna deflated like a holed car tire.

“You don’t understand!” Janna explained, gesturing at Laura. “She wants to eat you!”

It was a tad awkward for Laura when all eyes suddenly pointed at her. There were probably fifty or so Novadi men, at least forty blacks and perhaps twenty skilled slaves, not to mention Ardan and a few Honingers watching the spectacle. There were a lot of eyes.

Now it was the girl who had spoken who shrank down.

“Oh!” she made, her almond-shaped eyes big, dark pools in a sea of pristine white. “Oh, no, please! They told us we would dance for you! No, don’t eat me, please!”

“What do we need dancers for?” Laura smiled at the girl and gave her teeth a playful lick. “Especially ones that look so yummy.”

The girl broke down crying, her colleagues or whatever one should call them huddling around her. They were completely powerless. If it weren’t for Janna, Laura would have had the girl on her tongue already, see how she could dance there.

“No one will eat you, little one,” Janna tried to soothe the girl. “You’ll be set free and then you can do whatever you like!”

“In that case, I would like to return to the caliph!” demanded one of the wise-looking men. “I am an architect. I do not wish to dwell in this frozen land, repairing ramparts and gate houses! In my home I dined off golden plates and worked with the most skilled artisans. I will gladly trade in my freedom for a set of silk cushions, thank you!”

“Demand and supply,” Laura explained calmly when Janna looked like she was having another meltdown. “Very skilled slaves can expect to live pretty kickass lives. How about this, you can have these bottom feeders and play Martin Luther King, and I get to give these over-privileged ones a dose of equality. Also, you can have the gold and gemstones and whatnot to give to them, and I get the spices. I swear, those you free, I won’t even crush them by accident.”

“Okay,” Janna agreed much too quickly.

She probably hadn’t even fully processed what Laura had said.

“Heh, heh!” Laura laughed at the architect. “You can be my cushion, if you want. You are mine.”

Terror and distress swept through the skilled slaves like a swarm of mosquitos but the nameless Novadi leader looked pleased.

“And here we have,” he gestured for the cover to be removed from the last wagon, “lions!”

“Oh this is too perfect!” Laura chuckled when she saw the yellow beasts in their cage.

The animals were very angry to be exposed to light and cold, and captivity and climate seemed to have done a number on them too. They weren’t exactly stellar specimen and there were only three, a male and two females.

“Laura, you’re not eating any more endangered species!” Janna flared immediately.

Laura shrugged and gestured, “Look at them, they’re almost dead anyway! Huh?”

To both of their surprise, the fat man with the weepy voice was now weeping truly.

“I most humbly beg your forgiveness!” he cried out. “We had camel, fifty head! We had poisonous lizards and snakes! We even bought elephants from the Mhanadi, those watermelon sellers! But they all died! They succumbed to the cold and then we had to spend some of the gold to buy these horses! Oh, Rashtullah forgive me!”

He seemed even more distraught than the slave girl had been but there was no telling whether or not it was just an act. Laura certainly found it amusing, although she would’ve liked to know how raw elephants tasted.

“How big is an elephant to us?” she quickly asked Janna.

The other girl held out her fingers, “Probably like a small mouse?”

‘Gutsy,’ Laura thought and sucked in her breath. ‘But after some Mibeltube maybe I’d try one.’

It was time to go to warmer places anyway. The only question was how to get there.

“Yeah, fuckin’ eat the lions,” Janna belatedly conceded their last point of contention. “It makes me sick to see them this way.”

“Thank you for your gifts!” Laura addressed the pathetic weeper. “You may watch while we put them to good use. Oh, and thank your caliph as well! Uh, did he want anything in return?”

The man rose up immediately, revealing a tear-free face, “This is an invitation! Our master wishes nothing more than to host you at one of his palaces and do you homage!”

“Is this guy nuts?” Laura smiled a broad grin at Janna. “He wants us to come to him. What, does he think we’re like three metres tall?”

“Probably,” Janna chuckled before sighing. “Or he wants us to flatten some people for him. That’s kind of what they all want, isn’t it.”

“Hm,” Laura made happily before turning back to the Novadi. “We’ll see what we can do. Now, step aside please.”

In a marked switch of personality he started to bark orders in his native tongue, gone the weepiness and high-pitched tone. All his men, especially those on top of the cages, scrambled for their lives.

Laura peered into the cage that contained her supper while slowly and bloodily mauling one of the draft horses between her molars. Some people started to beg. Others knelt down and prayed to Rashtullah. The cages were made of forged irons bars and there was nothing else the tiny people could do. They were completely at her mercy.

Slowly and methodically, she started to arrange the baskets and sacks full of spices before her just like a tray in a restaurant. There were fewer people than she would have liked, and even fewer good-looking girls. She counted twenty- four prisoners among which seven were eunuchs, seven men of very diverse origins and ten women.

She didn’t want to eat non-eunuch Novadis, she decided. They had too much chest hair. She would eat the lions who were obviously hairier, but theirs wasn’t black and coarse and so akin to pubes. It was probably a bit silly, she resolved, so maybe she might still reconsider.

‘Now, about swallowing those lions.’

They were bigger than people and would probably put up more of a fight. All she could do was try. To test her throat, she picked a smaller draft horse, put it on her tongue and slowly worked it backwards toward her throat. Just when she forcefully swallowed she noticed that her human snacks had become silent and stared at her in complete and utter disbelief.

She winked at them and giggled when the kicking, screaming mare she had just gulped down was tickling her throat a little.

Meanwhile, Janna had watched with increasing scepticism but now started playing the big liberator.

“Everybody, step back from the sides I don’t want you to get hurt!”

They started freaking out in some ooga-booga tongue, evidently believing they now occupied a prime spot on Janna’s menu. It was a blessing Christina wasn’t there as a witness.

Laura acted quickly. With her fingernails, she pried open her slave cage at the top, bending the metal like shreds of tinfoil, and went inside wiggling her fingers until she had a fat, plump eunuch in her grasp. Her eyes fixed upon the black men in the other cage, she put him on her tongue, crushed him flat against the roof of her mouth until he popped, and put the gory but nevertheless still kicking result on display, inflicting shock and terror.

But there was one among the half-naked tribesmen who shouted at the others upon which they calmed and did as Janna had bidden. Laura was keen enough to see it play out so she swallowed her eunuch and sat back.

Janna crushed the cage between her fingers until one corner popped open from where she then pulled the whole, sturdy thing in two as if it was nothing, not harming anyone of the men. The one who had apparently understood immediately shouted at those who wanted to make a mad dash for freedom without the starting capital Janna wanted to impart upon them. This found her approval and she smiled.

“This is all for you,” she said and started to pile chest after chest of wealth before them. “You are rich now, and free! You can go wherever you choose and no one can stop you.”

The next guy with a knife might have some alternating opinion on that, Laura thought, but she said nothing.

Hilariously, the black men didn’t even look twice at the gold, silver and gems. They didn’t seem to know what it was for. Conversely, the talker, a tall, lanky guy with very dark skin and a shorn head spread his arms and started to call towards Janna.

“Goddess...make...free!” he shouted, his eyes scarily wide and his chest heaving with religious exacerbation. “Goddess...make...free!”

“Yes,” Janna agreed, a little awkward but also very moved by the display of gratitude. “Go on now, go live your lives however you see fit.”

“Goddess...make...free!”

Others started to copy the cry, butchering it into a cultish murmur and a movement started from the centre of the group as they rushed not away but towards Janna.

“Goddess...make...free!”

“The town is that way,” Janna pointed awkwardly. “You should use this gold to buy yourselves some clothes!”

“Goddess...make...free!”

There was much about this trip Laura would never forget but what unfolded next would be very near the top of the list, to be sure. Janna had her left foot under her right leg and was almost sitting on her boot while her right foot was placed firmly on the ground in front of her left shin with her knee up in the air. It was this boot that the freed, grateful slaves were now running for. And run they did.

“Whoa, you don’t have to do this!” Janna shouted and started to shift but it was already too late.

They were on her boot and under it, all over it with their mouths, scraping away the mud and pulped plant matter to plant kiss after kiss upon the brown leather. Laura was almost a little envious, although she would certainly have preferred to go barefoot in this situation. The little black men looked as though they were perfectly willing to make love to Janna’s foot while Janna was completely overwhelmed.

“Stop that!” she commanded when they started to go for her other foot as well. “If I move, I’ll crush you, stop it!”

“Communication breakdown?” Laura asked with a grin.

It took a fair amount of restraint not to start rolling on the ground laughing.

Janna exploded, “What the fuck are you looking at, take care of your own shit!”

That finally made Laura burst with laughter but she also found that one of her slaves had climbed the cage walls like a ladder and was almost at the top. It was the wise man who had wanted to go back to the caliph.

“Architect, huh?” Laura regarded him cruelly when he struggled between her fingers. “I bet you could work out how much weight I’m putting on top of you, but I don’t want to wait that long.”

True to her word, she lifted her right butt cheek off the ground, slipped him under it and sat down slowly. He had probably designed the most beautiful arches at his master’s palaces. And now he died, crushed flat between a young girl’s butt and a patch of mud made hard as stone by her weight. She didn’t feel bad about it.

After feeling him turn into pancake under her, she wanted to try the spice and belly dancer combination next but the shouts of “Goddess...make...free” were simply too distracting.

Janna had leaned back very slowly and lifted both of her feet carefully into the air where they now hovered. The problem was that her thick legs were undoubtedly tired after another day of walking and she could not put her feet down because the black men kept running underneath them with a speed that white people simply could not muster. She also couldn’t move quickly without shaking off those who were still on top.

“Just give them what they want,” Laura suggested. “Or better yet, slip out of those boots and see what they go for.”

Janna winced but there was hint of intrigue there too.

“That’s demeaning,” she said, forcefully dismissive.

Laura shrugged, “I wasn’t the one who told them to do whatever they pleased. I mean here you are, their goddess incarnate, you’ve liberated them from the yoke of the desert people, you’ve saved them from my feet and now you won’t even let them lick yours. Pff, and you call me cruel.”

Janna seemed taken aback, “You wouldn’t have eaten them?”

It was racism bait and Laura wasn’t falling for it, “Not after they’ve been all over your stinky stompers!”

Janna half suppressed a smile and retorted, “I keep very clean feet, unlike you!”

That was a bold-faced lie, obviously. Walking around all day in leather boots with no spare socks meant what it said, and Laura’s feet weren’t much better due to snow melting on her sneakers and making her feet periodically wet.

But this bait, Laura took.

“Let’s try it then,” she said. “See if they still go for your toes if you take those boots off.”

Janna sighed, “Laura, these are human beings. They have dignity.”

“If anything, they have a foot fetish,” Laura corrected with a nod at the increasingly desperate men calling for their goddess.

Janna grunted under the strain of having to keep up her feet.

“Is that like a cultural thing?” she asked. “Like are there any examples of where they worship feet?”

It was rare that an anthropology question made Laura giggle, but this one sure did.

“No!” she shook her head trying to erase the most absurd pictures forming in her mind.

“Then what the fuck is wrong with these guys?” Janna wondered at the black crowd still doing their level best to get flattened. “I mean, they could go to my ass, my arms, my elbows. What’s so special about my feet to them?”

“They probably like strong cheese,” Laura quipped before getting serious. “I guess it’s the only part of you they could naturally reach if you were standing. Also, kissing someone’s feet is associated with submission. They want to submit to you because they think you’re a goddess, and a good one at that. They know I’m evil, so I guess I’m not getting any of that enthusiastic toe-tonguing unless I threaten to kill somebody. Hey, you think Devona would mind if I made Ardan have sex with my toes?”

She was mostly not serious about it. They had agreed to leave Ardan and Devona alone as much as possible, but then again he was there and he was a strapping, tall, handsome boy in Laura’s age range. If Janna hadn’t been there, Laura would’ve had her fun with him, and his wife too. She wondered what it would be like to watch them make love to each other while she masturbated.

“I don’t think she could hate you any more than she already does,” Janna replied dryly.

‘Tough luck,’ Laura thought. ‘It’s not my fault she is so tiny.’

She looked down and spied the dancing girl from before, immediately going for her with her fingers. The little beauty kicked, screeched and scratched but was ultimately only able to delay the inevitable for a few seconds.

“Mh, feisty,” Laura chuckled while disrobing the girl bit by bit trying not to accidentally tear her to pieces.

When she was naked, the hapless girl found herself dragged front and back over Laura’s tongue before screeching as she rapidly descended toward the spices. Laura went for the reddest, most chilli-looking powder first, dipping the girl in and rolling her around to coat her. She looked hilarious afterwards.

Just by herself, the girl had a sweet taste to her, not very intense but nevertheless pleasurable, almost as if eating the distant scent of flowers. The flavour of a chewed person was much stronger, of course, but Laura felt a very personal connection when tasting someone’s skin unadulterated, especially a special someone’s.

Coated in the red powder, however, it was a different thing entirely. The stuff burned like fire upon her tongue when she slipped her involuntary dipping-stick past her lips. It was very intensive, but also very flavourful. She had always loved the actual taste of chili peppers and seen excessive spiciness as a sort of unavoidable circumstance one had to endure in order to get it.

She sucked the girl lightly for a while, enjoying the taste of home.

“Please!” the girl cried whenever she wasn’t drowning in saliva. “Please don’t eat me!”

“Those any good?” Janna nodded at the spices.

She couldn’t hear the little dancer begging for her life in Laura’s spit.

Laura took her out, dunked her in the powder again and held her so that Janna could taste her.

“A simple yes or no, maybe?” Janna prompted but Laura shook her head.

“You gotta try this. Plus, if your little worshippers see you do it, maybe they finally get the memo. You can’t yoga like this forever.”

Janna scrutinized the terrified little girl before her.

“Give me a different one,” she demanded. “This one’s got your drool all over it.”

Laura protested, “I’ve literally French-kissed you and now I gross you out?!”

“Food is different,” Janna said. “And I wanna eat her for real, I’m fucking starving.”

Laura pretended to be annoyed, tossed the first girl back into her mouth to suck on her and took another dancer. This one, she held so that Janna could lick her before coating her in the spice and letting Janna suck her from her fingertips.

For a moment, distant screams of terror could be heard as Janna mulled the girl around.

“Orgh!” she made then before her jaw turned the girl into a smoothie. “It’s so spicy! Mh, but with the blood and meat it’s much more balanced. Can I try the yellow?”

 “You got your own harem,” Laura laughed, hinting at the black men who had now begun to cheer.

Janna wasn’t happy, “What the fuck, I thought they would run away!”

Laura took the girl from her mouth again and rolled her in one of the other powders, “They were enslaved by the Novadi. And you’ve just eaten a Novadi. I don’t know, if you don’t want them on your feet maybe you should crush one of them.”

“Fuck this,” Janna said and sat up. “Help me get these guys off. If they want my feet so bad, they can have them.”

Laura’s girl went back into her mouth, releasing a very nice gingery flavour.

“They must be starving,” she chuckled while doing as Janna had said. “Toe-jam for supper, boys!”

Janna rolled her eyes but still had to join in the laughter. And true enough, while Laura’s involvement seemed to cause some initial irritation, once Janna’s feet were out of her boots, the freed slaves ran to worship them.

“You guys are so disgusting,” Laura noted while observing Janna remove the sweaty sock from her left foot while men were already kissing and licking it.

“This feels amazing,” Janna said dreamily while watching the men at and especially between her toes. “It’s cold but their tongues are warm. Take your shoes off. Oh my god, this one guy keeps crawling under my toe. You’re gonna get squished, little buddy!”

Amazingly, that was what she did. Her big toe came down and a pair of black legs went up momentarily only to fall back down a moment later never to move again. Janna could be hypocritical like that, always acting like a saint until she herself was having fun, and then a human life was worth less than dirt to her.

“And who’s gonna lick my feet?” Laura pouted, eager to get in on the action.

It wasn’t as if these tribespeople had a future beyond worshipping feet anyway, given that they didn’t even know how to use money. They were simply too far from home, and now they had rejoiced themselves into a position where two gigantic goddesses would play them to death with their toes, one by one, until they were all gone.

This wasn’t to say that they were the only ones acting stupid. A ragged, haggard, young local boy tried to help himself to some gold and gemstones, which he immediately regretted when Laura’s toes caught him.

“Aw, poor guy,” Laura cooed in her baby voice. “I sympathize with your situation but right now footsie wants to play smush-smush.”

Her toes manipulated him effortlessly. They twisted him around until he screamed and then they ripped him apart like hyenas falling upon a young gnu. The timing was a little awkward because the men Janna had just sent to worship Laura’s feet had witnessed the whole bloody murder.

Laura smiled at them evilly and they went back into motion. And Janna was right. Their little tongues felt incredible.

Not thinking too long, Laura finally swallowed the girl that was still fighting in her mouth and took a fresh one, got her wet, coated her in ginger, put her on her tongue and leaned over to kiss Janna and give the girl to her.

“Oh, ginger!” Janna made happily after the exchange.

But instead of eating the girl, she sucked her clean and pinched her between her fingers before taking her south into her jeans. Laura wondered briefly whether the girl knew or cared about the difference in the bodily orifices she was traversing, but Janna certainly wasn’t giving her time to ponder.

She herself was a little bit too hungry so she quickly spiced and ate all the leftover women and men from her cage and any horses she could reach, swallowing everyone and everything alive if possible. By the time she got to her lions she was already so good at swallowing whole horses that she wasn’t afraid anymore. The large cats roared and scratched and bit, but it helped them nothing. All three of them went berserk in her mouth. And all three of them were forced down her throat shortly after, tickling all the way down. They tasted like a zoo smelled, however, but she was willing to endure it for the kick.

Down in her belly, it was pandemonium. She could feel things walking, running, falling. And she could feel them getting weaker as her belly digested them.

Next to her, Janna was climaxing already. She had her back arched and both her hands in her jeans, and was releasing obscene sounds into the starless night. Her feet curled downward so that her toes scrunched everyone in front or between them. It was beyond her control and so the worshippers did not receive mercy from their goddess.

Laura looked at her own two feet and the men worshipping them. They had seen, and now they seemed to have second thoughts. She simply did what Janna had done, but consciously, grinding the men to mush between her toes, relishing the warm sensation. There were no survivors.

On the other side, a few had escaped certain death. But when Janna suddenly stood up they were mercilessly trampled flat under her soles while she stretched and rubbed her belly.

She mumbled something about having forgotten to eat before crouching and going for her share of horsemeat.

‘Yeah,’ Laura thought. ‘And I forgot to cum.’

A remedy for this problem was not easily at hand, however. She didn’t find the male Novadi who were still watching particularly arousing and pretty much everyone else had understood that it was unwise to stick around. Laura stood up and dusted herself off before starting to step on the Novadis, quickly wiping them out to a man.

They barely had time to complain before her feet flattened them.

“What are you doing?” Janna asked, disapproving but not quite condemning yet.

“Don’t want all this getting back to the caliph,” Laura gestured at the field of slaughter between them. “He might think we’re weird.”

Janna shrugged and went back to her horses.

“You forgot me!” a voice called from below.

It was Ardan Jumian Galahan, sword in hand, stepping out from the shadows and amidst the flattened Novadi. Laura hadn't known he was still there. Had he been among the others she would have accidentally killed him, no question about it.

“Ardan!” she called. “I almost crushed you, you little idiot!”

“Be careful!” Janna scolded from the side, unclear whom she meant.

“I thought you had gone!” Laura explained while crouching to pick him up. “It's late, come here, I'll bring you back to your wifey.”

Ardan looked at her palm on the ground without moving. He seemed utterly downtrodden and dark, no image of his former self.

“She's gone,” he said. “She has left me.”

Divorce was a thing in the middle ages, but it still surprised her to hear it, and it made her sad too. The two of them had seemed like such a sweet couple.

“I'm very sorry to hear that,” she withdrew her hand.

She felt guilty and didn't know what to do.

“Aw, why did she leave you?” Janna joined in from behind. “Was it because of us?”

‘Say no! Say no!’ Laura prayed.

Ardan lowered his sword between his feet and rested his hands upon the hilt, staring at the mud and crushed corpses.

“She lost our child,” he said, calmly but bitterly all at once. “And then she went back north to Farindel. Someone needs to protect the gate, she said.”

“Aw, goddammit,” Janna sighed, shocked.

It was the ultimate downer and put an immediate end to Laura's sexual ambitions. Masturbation would cheer her up but just now she felt she deserved to be sad.

Caring for the little people was a two-way street.

“Well, maybe she comes back!” Janna tried to be positive. “Maybe she's just looking for someone to do it. She found Herlogan's daughter before, right?”

Ardan looked over to her saying nothing. Laura sensed that he did not much care whether he lived or died.

“Listen,” she said. “We got all this gold and silver. We want you to have it. Spend it on your city. Make sure it becomes as beautiful and rich as it was, or more, even. Tell your people we're sorry for everything we've done. We'll...go away from here and try to be nicer in future.”

There was little doubt in her mind that she had caused Devona's miscarriage. And it tortured her.

Ardan said nothing. He just turned on his heel and went, not even taking his sword. He left it sticking in the blood-soaked ground.

“That was a fine speech!” an angry voice called from the sky. “But I sure hope you didn't mean that!”

It was the black sorcerer, riding a skeletal dragon, and behind him sat Steve and Christina.

-

“Out with you, Stonebreaker. You too, Ibn.”

He was one of Lord Ilaen’s men, disarmed and only following orders.

Retoban protested, “Why?! We're safe here!”

“The one who can speak said so, that's why,” the soldier replied in a tone that brook no argument. “Now, are you coming or must we drag you?”

The ogres had taken the castle. It all happened so quickly that Furio had not seen. As they tried to rush outside they had been forced back by those who retreated and been told to hide. It was their only course of action.

“Out, all of you out!” another man shouted outside. “Out or they'll crush the building and kill all of us!”

“What of Lord Ilaen?” Furio inquired quickly. “What of Lady Moraine and the children?”

“Milord's jumped off the walls,” the man's face hardened. “They ate the children. The lady is not in a good way.”

Furio sank down back on to the upturned bucket on which he had been sitting.

“He jumped?” Retoban inquired, aghast with the news. “Did he die?”

“Don't see how he could live,” the man said. “And the same will said of you if you don't move. The ogres will bring down the building, you inside or no.”

And with that, he went. The two colleagues looked at each other and made haste to follow.

They had practically been under arrest in the castle. Lord Ilaen had been behaving strangely and Furio suspected a link to the Red Curse.

‘He jumped off the walls and to his death,’ he thought. ‘Just like his mother. But what if he survived?’

What if both had survived? And what had happened in the Farindel that day the sky turned red? The Curse had been retreating since then, but it seemed to Furio that it was living on in Ilaen just as it must have in his mother.

Outside, the ogres awaited them, all those who had hidden. On the stairs, he saw Lady Talia of Albenblood-Lighthouse, the beautiful, graceful girl among the lesser noble ladies attending Lady Moraine. Washerwomen, potboys, craven soldiers, they all formed a long line walking into their doom.

Furio was a mighty wizard. He could kill an ogress with his Ignifaxius spell. He might even have been able to take on three of them, given a little luck, but outside in the courtyard there were more than twenty of them, all grim-looking, some laughing, some sitting and some killing.

They were all female, too. An ogress had the proportions of a woman, far as he could tell, except they were between ten and thirteen paces tall. This bunch had to be all of an ilk because they shared the same shoddy brown hair colour, a tad duller than chestnut. Because of their size and strength, most human-made fabrics were too fragile for them, and so they clothed themselves in the furs and raw hides of great beasts. Still, most of them wore little more than breechclouts.

He and the others were herded into the middle of the courtyard by Albenblood men who were now doing the ogresses’ bidding. A crushed corpse with the clear imprints of a large female naked foot was sharing the space with them. It was Ardwain, the leathery castellan.

Opposite them sat cross-legged a big ogress with a mane of brown fur for hair. She had Lady Moraine standing on her sternum with her arms and hands in the ogress’s mouth, picking her teeth for her.

It was gruesome.

“Stand over there, come forward one by one, you will all be asked the same question,” the soldier from before said.

There were simply too many ogresses, nothing one could do other than bow one’s head or die. It turned out that this was precisely the question the sitting ogress posed them.

She waved for someone to come forward and Lady Talia went first. Only then did the ogress pull Lady Moraine out, finally giving her a respite.

“Serve or die?” she addressed Lady Talia in a leisurely voice.

“Serve!” the beautiful, young woman answered with a curtsy, her head lowered.

But what horrible things this implied became clear only afterwards, when a laughing ogress took the noble lady by the waste and carried her aside. There, she was laid on her upon the dirty ground. Then an ogress placed a giant foot on either side of her and lowered herself to smother the girl’s face with her crotch.

It was a disgusting scene and it was merciful that the loin cloth hid the worst of the details. Lady Talia cried and fought back, but the ogress only laughed.

“Rashtullah have mercy,” Retoban muttered beside Furio when the ogress started to pleasure herself like a giant, wanton animal, using the little, fragile lady as a pillow.

An older serving man, a cook perhaps, rushed forward.

“Die!” he shouted at the top of his lungs. “Spare me this!”

The sitting ogress, so far the only one to converse in the common tongue, waved a hand. Another ogress from the side stepped forward and took the man. She was carrying him away but the sitting ogress told her something in their brutal, harsh tongue, and the other made her killing of the man into an example.

She took his torso in one, and his hips in the other hand. Like twisting the head off a rabbit, she turned the two halves of him in opposite directions, snapping his spine and then tearing him apart. She was immeasurably strong.

His guts and blood fell down onto the cobbled ground with a wet splash and the ogress chuckled. She tossed the man's lower half to another before finally ending his agonising screams by crushing his head between her molars for all the prisoners to see.

 “You won't all serve like this,” the lead ogress gestured towards Lady Talia beneath the now moaning and grunting behemoth crushing her. “But you will die like that.”

She gestured to the other ogress who was now tearing mercilessly into the man's torso with her teeth, snapping bones like kindling. Everyone she waved forward after that chose service, but that didn't mean everyone got to live.

Comely girls and young men were immediately abducted and taken to be used in the same manner as Lady Talia. The little lady meanwhile had survived her ordeal, only to be sat upon by the next big monster. The ogresses seemed as addicted to the practice as a moth was addicted to flame, and they cared nothing for the lamentations of their slaves.

Whoever was not comely enough, got a lighter lot. The ogresses seemed to have been marching for a long time and people were commanded to rub their feet or build fires to heat water, wash them and warm them. It was a demeaning task but seemed preferable to being smothered by a wanton monster's intimates and having her arse cheeks crushing down on one’s legs.

Those who were deemed too old or otherwise unfit to be of use were killed. A fat, grey-haired washerwoman was the first. The sitting ogress waved her hand and one of the others dispatched the woman with a stomp before kicking her broken body to the wall.

When Furio's turn came, he felt his knees shake and there was a sudden warm wetness running down his leg. He wasn't that old, and after a bath and a shave he looked even presentable again. But he had felt old for a long time, and he was scared that the crushing weight upon his soul would doom him now.  

The ogress who decided looked at him for a while. She had Lady Moraine on her feet now, scrubbing the dirt from between her toes. All ogresses were barefoot, but their skin was thick and so they were resilient against the cold. It was either that or they didn't know any different.

“Have you no tongue?” the ogress asked eventually and Furio almost collapsed realizing that he had forgotten to say the word.

“Serve!” it broke out of him, hoarse, his throat suddenly made of parchment. “Serve! Serve! I pray your forgiveness!”

She laughed lightly, “Hm, I do not know. I gave you a chance and you didn’t want it. What can you do?”

She could be almost eloquent when she wanted to, but apparently that wasn't often the case.

He thought quickly and saw the ogresses who had taken wounds during the storming of the castle as his escape.

“Healer!” he shouted. “I can treat wounds! Some of you are injured, let me see to them!”

“Those wounds are nothing,” the ogress dismissed him. “But if you are so eager, you can come here and kiss my feet.”

Like a mean-spirited wench, she translated the cruelty to her brethren who laughed themselves chequered over it like fools. Furio was just glad he was still breathing.

He rushed forward and embraced his new mistress' feet like a lover, kissing her skin without a hint of hesitation to condemn. He heard more laughter, and in a flash he knew that he might find himself soon beneath the foot he was kissing.

He was tall among men, but it was almost as tall as him, to say nothing of the rest of her, all bone and muscle but for her mane. He intensified his efforts by licking, the lover's kiss, the way he had kissed Rondria. When he closed his eyes, he could imagine her before him, her warmth, her body, her skin. She had been killed by an ogress as well.

“Do you have a name, foot licker?” the ogress asked from above with an audible grin, yanking him from his dreams.

“Alrik,” he replied after brief consideration. “Alrik Stonebreaker.”

“Alrik,” she echoed before giggling. “Alrik Footlicker! Go on now, I haven't told you to stop. Mh, that's it!”

She translated the jape of his new name too, earning more cruel laughter.

“All you lazy worms look here!” she commanded then. “Look how Alrik Footlicker is doing it! That's the way you do it!”

He could sense the anger from his fellow people as they saw him, but he did not care. Now they would all look like him and taste the same dirt, the same crushed grass, the same sweat and skin and the same hint of blood that he was tasting.

While he was licking and next to him Lady Moraine gagged as she started to do the same, the ogress waved the next person forward.

“Serve!” he heard Retoban's voice call out, high and quivering.

Furio felt relieved for some reason until he saw the shadow of the ogress' hand waving. He turned around.

“Live, my friend!” the alchemist called to him before he spread his arms and raised his voice to the sky as the ogress came to end him. “Rashtullah!”

“No!” Furio shouted and fell to his knees.

But the ogress didn't listen. She kicked the lanky Tulamid over without effort before placing her heel over his head and torso. She leaned into the step, so much so that a gush of red blood shot out from under it, painting the cobbles.

And suddenly, Furio felt the same. He was pushed over by the foot he had been worshipping like a dog and pressed into the hard ground with merciless fury. It was so strong that he couldn't move a limb and he felt his end as the pressure increased several times with no signs of ceasing.

But then, it lifted again, all at once.

“Did I tell you to stop?!” the ogress with the wild hair flared. “Get back to it!”

He scrambled, just seeing Retoban's headless, ruined corpse being kicked onto the pile of other refuse. His mind was spinning. He had trouble keeping on his feet. There was only the task at hand now, survival and nothing else. And still, it hurt.

‘He saved my life,’ he thought. ‘His name was Retoban the Blue.’

That he could not remember the Tulamid's full name shamed him deeply. But nothing was as shameful as his death.

‘Why?!’ he wanted to scream at the ogress. ‘Why was he not good enough?!’

Was it the silver in his goatish beard, his thin stature, his coppery skin? He would never know. With a wave of her hand, the ogress had destroyed untold alchemical wisdom, future discoveries, not to mention one of the nicest and most competent men Furio had ever met. He had faced losses before, of course, Fabrizio, Rondria, Captain Phillipe Lefleur. But none seemed so unnecessary as this one.

As the proceedings went on, the leading ogress became bored. Furio had worked his way up and down the sole of her left foot and had his tongue at work on the particularly sensitive skin between her toes when Lady Moraine was suddenly struck in the face and knocked backwards onto the ground by the other. The ogress was right-handed, and presumably right-footed as well, and it may have been only by virtue of this that the noble lady found herself as a release to vent the ogress' boredom.

Once on the ground, the ogress immediately stomped on her with the ball of her foot, leisurely so and without a lot of force but likewise without care. Furio heard bones snap and the air being knocked out of Moraine's lungs. She gave a gasp when the foot lifted off her, but the reprieve lasted only for a moment before it slammed down on her again, mostly with the toes this time, breaking more bones and crushing the lady's body like a trampled doll.

This time when the foot lifted, Moraine was no longer moving. But it still slammed down on her again, this time crushing her skull open under a giant toe. The monster hardly seemed to notice, not even looking as she flattened the highborn lady stomp after stomp until there were no more bones to break and her innards started to leak out under her skirts.

“Urgh,” the ogress yawned. “Footlicker, take her away.”

He tried not to look at the corpse as he did it, dragging the now disgustingly light lady towards the body pile. On his way back, the ogress barked another command in the ogre tongue, and several ogresses fell like wolves upon those few who still had to be put before the question. They howled horribly together, the ones who ate and the ones who were being eaten.

“Clean off the blood, Footlicker,” the lead ogress commanded.

Furio stared at the crimson streaks shining in the firelight before working up the courage to open his mouth again.

“No, not with your tongue,” the ogress scolded him. “Get water!”

It was a relief.

With hot water and a rough cloth he went to scrubbing, hoping against hope that the ogress wouldn't get bored again. It was a forlorn one, but this time she seemed more inclined to talking.

“Was he of your blood?” she asked, leaving little doubt as to whom she meant.

She sounded cruelly interested, wanting to torture him with her words.

“A friend,” he replied as steadfast as he could muster. “He was a very wise man from far away and he saved my life.”

“And now he's mush,” she finished, satisfied. “Does that make you sad?”

He chewed his tongue for a moment, swallowing a bitter gulp of rage, sorrow and fear.

“He died very bravely,” he replied. “I hope his god accepts him into his realm and rests his soul.”

The followers of Rashtullah believed in a sort of paradise for those who had led good lives according to their ninety-nine laws. As for Boron's realm, the theology wasn't without contradiction. Some said it was akin to sleep, which Furio found would be the most worthwhile option. Others said it was a physical realm of dark corridors, endless between black pillars as tall as the sky and beneath an impenetrable mist where souls were condemned to wandering forever but never felt discontent.

“You humans and your gods,” the ogress sneered. “Do they give you courage when you lick the dirt from between our toes? Do they comfort you when we crush your friends like insects? Do you pray when we eat you, or do you just scream?”

She threw her head back and laughed.

“Everyone does according to themselves,” he said, a stubbornness making him refuse to give in to her torment. “That is all.”

He could feel her eyes upon him as he continued to scrub Lady Moraine's blood from her toes, and it was a while before she spoke again.

“Tomorrow we'll build,” she finally told him. “We’ll use the walls as a foundation and put a roof over the whole castle. We'll lay out the yard with cloth and fur, and we'll live like you do, warm and dry and with nothing to ask for. We'll crush your peasants into submission to accept us as your rightful masters. And we'll eat what you grow and your livestock, and you if you don't do as we say. Hah, hah, hah, and we'll crush you and fuck you whenever we want! But not you, Footlicker. You are dirt. Your tongue belongs between my toes until the day I kill you. You're too dirty to go between my legs.”

“Argh, no!” he heard a woman cry out, and his heart sank when he saw that it was Talia.

How the blond, beautiful little lady was still alive, he could not understand. If truth be told he had almost forgotten about her despite being aware that she was passed around like a wineskin at a campfire among the ogresses. Her hair was slick, her skin naked, raw and glistening. She must have seen the Netherhells tonight and still she was fighting.

“Some of you really don't understand your situation,” the ogress said disapprovingly while holding Lady Talia still by her arms and legs. “She's lucky she's such a sweetling, otherwise we would have gotten rid of her already.”

She exchanged a few words with the ogress from whom she had received the girl but Furio could not tell what about.

“Don't just stand there, Footlicker,” the ogress said, already sounding like the tyrant she wanted to become. “She's completely full of it. Wipe her down.”

Furio took a fresh cloth from his pale of steaming water but when Lady Talia was stretched out for him twisting and complaining he could not move. She's was so beautiful, even after what they had done to her, that he froze where he stood like a statue.

“No!” she wiggled and twisted, now revolted by the thought of being touched by him.

He held out the wash cloth with a shaking hand, pleading, “Do it yourself, milady! Do as she says or she'll kill us both!”

She looked at him in disgust, “Have you no honour?!”

He shrank, looking at the cloth in his hand.

‘No,’ he thought. ‘None of us do.’

He had the taste of ogre foot still on his tongue. He could smell it on his breath. He wanted to break free, burn himself out of his yoke with fire and fury. But there were too many ogresses.

“I'm...sorry,” he stammered when the lady snatched the dripping cloth from his hand to clean herself.

“There, there,” the ogress approved. “Don't misunderstand, I like a struggle. But if you want to live, you must learn to do as Footlicker does. I'm giving you a chance. I'll not sit on you and do the work for you. You'll please me with your mouth and you won't stop until I'm done, or I'll put you down and ride you. And you won't get up again after me, you better believe it. It’s so much better without holding back, hm, hm.”

She leaned back and flicked away her loin cloth before opening her horribly long legs. Her female parts lay exposed, a bush of coarse hair on the outside surrounding a swollen, voluptuous, wet cunt. It was so big that Furio could have squeezed himself inside it whereas his cock would not even begin to fill her.

Despite the display before him, he felt no arousal. Only revulsion. He did not envy Lady Talia her task.

But before the abuse could continue, something else happed. There was a great, tremendous whooshing sound overhead, and a gust of wind blew through the yard that was so strong it ruffled everyone’s hair, almost guttered out the fires and blew the snow off the roofs and merlons, making it tumble around in the flickering light.

The leading ogress scrambled to her feet, her demands and commands forgotten. She barked new orders in her ogre tongue.

“What was that?!” Lady Talia asked, and either for warmth or comfort threw herself into Furio’s embrace.

“I do not know,” he admitted, hugging her like a little boy. “It was so fast.”

The ogresses swarmed out, some wielding human weapons that looked like tiny reeds in their hands. A young man who wasn’t careful wound up kicked by a running ogress who wasn’t looking down, catapulting him through the yard to where another ogress, walking backwards and scanning the dark sky above, promptly and inadvertently trampled him. Her heel crushed through his stomach and lungs, ending his life in a instant.

Furio grabbed Talia by the hand and pulled her with him as he made a mad dash for the gatehouse leading to the outer ward. His initial plan had been to run to the top of the walls so he could see what the thing was that had flown over their heads, but now his thoughts turned to fleeing.

The portcullis was down, however, and it would cause quite a ruckus to pull it up. And he didn’t know whether or not the drawbridge further on had been lowered. The ogresses had evidently climbed over the walls rather than going through the gate.

“Watch out!” Talia screamed when an ogress almost trampled over them.

The tremendous womanly monster was making for the gatehouse as well, but unlike them she was not looking as though she thought the portcullis was going to stop her. She bent down and shouldered against the thing like a drunkard shouldering into a very tiny door. There was a thunderous sound and the screaming of cold iron, but much to her surprise, it seemed to hold firm. The ogress rubbed her shoulder briefly, but then she stood on one leg and kicked against the portcullis, leaning all her terrible weight into it, once, twice, thrice. Finally, the sturdy metal gave way with a screech, tearing from its chains and falling out of the building.

The massive iron bars plummeted to the ground in the outer ward, the ogress already stomping over them. Furio knew that if they were caught fleeing, it might be the end of them. But this was too good a chance to pass up.

He pulled Talia with him, through the gate and after the fleeing ogress. There was a distance between the inner and outer gates, deliberately so in order to repel attackers if they overcame the drawbridge, and there were stables and a shed lining the outer walls. They ran as quickly as they could until the eleven-meter-tall monster suddenly halted, freezing them both in their tracks. She looked into the distance over the outer walls, and into the sky too. And she was listening as well, but there was still shouting echoing from inside the castle even though the leading ogress had begun roaring for quiet in two different tongues.

“Come!” Talia whispered hectically and pulled Furio’s hand, off the middle of the path and into the adjacent stables.

The wooden structure was empty, half smashed to kindling and straw, and it still smelled off the horses which the ogresses must have eaten. But it was a good hiding place.

The sounds in the inner ward seized abruptly. Furio and Talia cowered together next to a wall, their breath frosting in the last remnants of light. The hour had become late and away from the fires it was so dark that one could hardly see. They both strained their ears, listening for the ogress.

She was clearly not fleeing, otherwise her stopping did not make any sense. It seemed rather that she was looking for what she perceived had been an attack, although she might as well have been checking on the drawbridge.

The beast did not make a sound for another few seconds. Then she grunted, and finally trotted back. When she passed the stable, both humans held their breaths for a long moment, but she never stopped to look for them at all. Furio could see Talia’s teeth flash in the darkness when she smiled with relief before she fell around his neck in a long embrace.

“You need clothes!” Furio whispered and quickly went in search of something suitable, feeling like an idiot when he realized he was in a stable.

He found a dirty horse blanket, however, which he supposed had to suffice for now until he could share with Lady Talia what he wore and then look for more. It was obvious that their absence would not remain undiscovered forever, not with the personal interest that the ogress with the mane had taken in them, but when they arrived at the gatehouse they found the drawbridge up and the portcullis lowered.

“The nameless take them!” Talia cursed and began to cry. “We never should have run! They will kill us! She will ride me like a bunny rabbit until I’m flat!”

Furio stared apathetically at the barred way before them. An iron portcullis that would cause such a ruckus that it couldn’t possibly be missed, then the thick, wooden drawbridge and beyond a deep gulch with sharpened stakes at the bottom. They were all meant to keep attackers out of the castle, but just now they served only to keep them trapped. He wasn’t a particularly good climber and Lady Talia was naked and had no shoes.

But there had to be a way.

“Stay here,” he said and sprinted into the gatehouse, finding a candle lantern that he lit with an elemental manifestation on his finger to inspect the gate further.

When he was close to it, he noticed that the counterweights, large stones encased in iron, there to allow for easier lifting of the heavy bridge and gate, had been severed from their chains and were lying abandoned on the ground.

“Why was this done?” he pointed.

Lady Talia looked back the way they had come, seeing if their doom was already approaching.

“I do not know!” she hissed. “I am a chambermaid, I do not deal with these things! All I know is the giant queen destroyed it when she was toying with it and we had to pay a blacksmith to come and mend it!”

That spelled nothing good. Furio wondered if he might be able to burn through the portcullis with a strong Ignifaxius, but it seemed doubtful. If anything, he would only be able blast a small hole into it that would be too small to climb through, not to mention burning with molten metal and making a lot of light.

The drawbridge did work, however, as he had witnessed when first coming to Feyrenwall. It would be loud, but it seemed to him that lowering the bridge and raising the portcullis the normal way was the only option. He only had to raise the iron bars a little, too, so that they could climb through. And if they were pursued, he could light the bridge on fire. It all depended on how long it took.

Not wasting any more time, he went back into the gatehouse and climbed the stairs. He could see the repairs immediately and almost rejoiced out loud because whoever had done them had replaced the old two windlasses with a single one by which the bridge and the gate acted as counterweights for each other, opening and closing both at the same time. It worked because for opening, the iron grate had to move up and the drawbridge down, and vice versa for closing. The portcullis was the heavier one, so the lever that released the snag on the gearwheel would unfortunately not do all the work for him. But it was still better than he had feared.

It wasn’t so difficult and did not take very long, and soon he was confident that there was enough time. But then, the ogres shouted again, all at once and in a way he could not understand. Sweat was pouring from his temples as turned and turned that damnable winch and the muscles in his arms screamed until finally it was done.

When he was outside, there was no sign of the ogresses in the outer ward but Lady Talia did not smile at him either. Instead, she was looking up over the wall, and when Furio saw what was there it froze the blood in his veins in an instant. A dark, giant shadow was blotting out the sky, moving with an eerie stillness along the nearby Tommel.

‘Janna!’ his first thought was. ‘Laura! I am here! Don’t forget me!’

But the shape was different. The details of this giant creature were hidden in the darkness, but its appearance was broader, somehow, rounder, and there was something about the way it moved that gave Furio pause, as well as the swarms of ravens that were buzzing around it like flies. He realized that this thing, whatever it was, had been the reason for the ogres’ shouting even though it showed no interest in the castle whatsoever. In any event, the noise of the drawbridge was irrelevant now, but soon there might be panicking feet running all over them.

He grabbed the lady by the hand and pulled her with him, out, out into the night and away from here. They would hide somewhere, he told himself. Anywhere not completely frozen would do. Tomorrow they would find clothes and shoes for Lady Talia. And then he would see about leaving Albernia behind.

-

The dragon was a skeleton, all bones, not even skin, and still it lived and flew, soaring magically and majestically through the air. It was capable of hovering too, levitating there while only occasionally having to beat its bony wings, one of which was broken and had half snapped off. The tiny black wizard with the mouse-grey hair on its back looked a bit ridiculous by comparison, and Steve and Christina in their all-purpose spacesuits looked downright as though they had wandered onto the wrong film set.

Janna had her mouth still full of horses and dried fruit that she particularly liked, being able to identify dates, figs, nuts and several other things, but that wasn’t what was on her mind right now. She didn’t know whether to be scared of the black wizard and his undead dragon, or whether she should be explaining the scene of abject slaughter at her feet to Steve and Christina, illuminated by the great fire.

Just to be on the safe side, she quickly wiped her toes on one another to scrape off the bodies before slipping into her boots.

“I cannot begin to express how tired I am of you!” the wizard scolded them from his flying, unholy mount, speaking in the local tongue. “All the things I did for you, and you throw them away like filth!”

Janna didn’t know what he meant, and neither did Laura, but luckily he went ranting right on.

“I told you not to go to the Farindel, but no, you had to go! I told you the ogresses were not your foes, that they could help you, but you let them run away. I flew over them on my way here. I wanted you to learn how to control them and learn their tongue so you could rule the great ogre army like gods! But no! And you killed Dari. Can you even begin to fathom how this inconveniences me?!”

He looked at Janna on the last point and she felt a pang of guilt in her side.

But then a voice in her head, different from the wizard’s, said, “Kill him! Be free of him! I will throw him into the air and you smash him! I will be kinder to you! Kill him and be mine!”

It was eerie even without the voice’s tone which sounded so evil, near and hateful that it raised the hairs on her neck and made her shiver.

“Who said that?!” she spun around her own axis, irritating everyone else.

“Will you shut up?!” the wizard flared, but when she looked she saw that he had meant his dragon. “I swear, I’ve had enough of these monstrous servants. They have minds of their own!”

“Yo, yo, guys!” Christina called down in a most wavering English. “Can you get us off of this thing or what, it’s freaking me out!”

The wizard could speak English before too and somehow he looked as though he wanted to crack a joke but then he slumped in his bony seat on the dragon’s spine and sighed.

“Huh, you all have minds of your own, I suppose,” he said. “Perhaps I should be clearer in my instructions.”

Laura piped up timidly, “Y-yeah! Like, how were we supposed to know what to do with the ogres when you don’t even tell us?!”

“It won’t happen again,” the wizard smiled dryly. “Let’s get your friends off my dragon so you can care for them. Can you acknowledge please that I have kept my word? Hm?! When I hover your hand, will you try to kill me?”

“No!” Janna declared immediately, her eyes fixed on Steve.

He looked pretty much like she remembered him, although in her dreams he had always been bigger, but he was every bit as cute. She held out her hand.

“Ah, you see, I don’t think I can trust you,” the wizard declared, even though far as Janna was concerned he was wrong.

She bit her lip, countering, “So, the shoe is on the other foot. You don’t trust us. What do you have to worry about, I’m still wearing your necklace!”

“Oh, those!” he laughed. “Ah, those are just plates of metal. Metal from your ship, mind you, so you may want to keep them for memory’s sake, but they aren’t cursed.”

Janna had to swallow hard when she realized how she and Laura had been tricked. She pulled the medallion off her head and looked at it, a crude, beaten piece of stainless steel. She flung it away in disgust.

“What do you mean?!” Laura complained. “If they’re not magical then why did they grow with us?!”

The wizard didn’t even look at her, “They grew with you, because they were on you when you grew.”

“So you’re saying we could’ve worn a bunch of clothes and they would be big now?!” Laura went on. “Why didn’t you say so, do you know how fucking disgusting it is to climb into the same filthy clothes every day?!”

That made him laugh, “Oh, I see! Another oversight for which must needs I apologize. Well, if you feel this way, then perhaps you’d be interested to know where the other half of your spaceship went?”

Laura’s jaw dropped and she spoke in English, “You’re fucking kidding.”

“I’m not!” the sorcerer replied. “Alas, it landed in a somewhat inconvenient location. It’s in the middle of the desert and very much in disarray, your belongings spilled and strewn all over. Tell me, what’s the use of those shoes that carry a long spike at the heel? Are they some sort of weapon?”

Janna looked at Laura, “You packed high heels?!”

Laura shrugged defiantly.

“Of sorts,” she replied to the wizard. “They make your legs look longer, but that’s not the point. Can you please tell us where?”

“The Novadi know,” he chuckled with a look down below. “I suppose you can’t ask these ones, but as it happens there’s something you could do for me down there.”

“First you give us Steve and Christina,” Janna demanded firmly. “I promise I won’t do anything to you.”

“Oh, you better not,” the wizard grinned when suddenly there were footsteps approaching, louder and heavier than any Janna had heard in a while.

When she turned, she fell to her knees and from there on her arse, and then she crawled backwards hearing herself scream.

For a split second, the sight of a male her size intrigued her, just the sight of someone tall, flat-chested and with broad shoulders. She recognized the suit and felt a vague sense of familiarity to him. But then it all swung the other way.

“My I present,” the wizard called out, “the Jake! Granted, he does not talk much anymore, but he is so much better looking!”

He was a bloated, rotting corpse, the water in his body making the most disgusting sounds, everything puffed up and inflated, black blood crusting on his pale, green skin especially around the deep, black hole in his forehead where ravens appeared to be flying in and out, eating his brains. The smell coming off him made Janna gag until she retched, loosing a fat puddle of vomit onto the crushed Novadis, raw meat upon raw meat, mixed with bile.

Laura on the other hand flew into a more productive motion. She leapt for the fire and pulled out a long, burning fir before running right at the giant zombie and plunging it like a dagger into his throat. A thick gush of black liquid came out of the broken skin and the tree snapped off, but that was all. Jake just stood there like a statue, unaffected, the flames doused by his blood.

“Ah, please,” the wizard complained. “He smelled bad already.”

He gave a gesture with his hand, and suddenly the zombie turned, striking Laura with the back of his hand so hard that she was knocked to the ground. Before she could get up, he was on her, moving heavily and clumsily, his hands around her throat, throttling her to death.

She was croaking and squeaking, trying to pry his hands off but he was much too strong for her.

“No!” Janna cried out. “Leave her be! Tell it to stop, we’ll do everything you want, please!”

Thankfully, the wizard waved again and his monster let go, righting itself back into an unmoving statue. Laura fell on her face, wheezing and clutching her windpipe.

“I didn’t want it to be this way!” the evil sorcerer argued. “But you keep forcing my hand! You know, a certain acquaintance of mine keeps telling me I should kill you both and turn you into Jakes, too.”

“No!” Janna crawled onto her knees, begging. “No, please, we’ll do anything, I swear it!”

“It would be easier,” he pondered aloud in reply before giving in. “But I don’t want to summon any more demons. They’re exhausting in their own way and every one eats a little bit of your soul until there’s nothing left but madness.”

Janna’s chest was heaving and she had to wipe the tears from her eyes to see.

“I didn’t want it to be this way,” the wizard repeated sadly. “I wanted us to be friends!”

“Yes!” she cried, her voice breaking. “We’ll be your friends! We’ll do whatever you want and we’ll never betray you!”

“Is she okay?” Steve called down in English with a look at Laura. “You better do what this guy says! He turned your pilot into a zombie!”

“Urgh,” Laura stirred, sitting up, her voice raw and bitter. “Thanks, Steve, I hadn’t fucking noticed.”

She looked up at the mighty, bloated Jake towering over her before leaning aside to spit. Janna breathed a sigh of relief.

“We can never be friends now,” the black wizard said and shook his head. “I did it all wrong.”

Laura stood up and groaned, “Nah, that’s alright, it was my bad. Silly misunderstanding. Uh, how you been? How’s the old evildoing treating you?”

It was brave and it seemed to salvage the situation as the wizard suddenly broke out into a fit of manic laughter. He seemed to enjoy the absurdity of it, but Janna was still too shaken to manage a smile.

“Oh, the evildoing is getting more complicated with every new front that opens,” he replied after calming himself. “I have trodden loose many small rocks but for them to become an avalanche they all need to roll at the same speed.”

“Sounds like you need a downward trajectory,” Laura spoke as if she knew what he talked about, desperately trying to be funny or at least interesting. “But what do you do if things are on the up and up?”

It was too cryptic and awkward, so the effort failed, but the black wizard still gave them a chance to redeem themselves.

“I’ll send the Jake away,” he promised. “He stinks anyway, and he’s the only thing that will keep Varg in line. She will harass the Garethians from the north and draw more forces to her. My easterly lines need some help but I’ve been busy with you lot.”

“So you want us to go east?” Janna inquired quickly so as to leave no doubt of her loyalty and the chance to get away from the undead monster.

What he said implied an attack on the Garethian Empire, but that mattered only marginally at this point. If the choice was murder or be murdered, shameful as it was, she would gladly opt for the former, no hint of a question.

“No, no,” the wizard waved off. “There’s something happening in the Horasian Empire. The Emperor has died and there is some confusion about the succession. I need you to sort it out.”

That didn’t sound very evil, Janna recognized, but then again, there was a civil war going on there, so any sorting out would probably involve a lot of squishing.

“Anything specific?” she asked. “Do you want us to trample all the temples, make the people worship the Nameless, anything like that?”

She was being serious, but he laughed heartily in her face.

“I will leave the details to your imagination, Janna!” he roared. “I’m sure you already have some ideas! But I need you to go somewhere else first, if you could. You see, the Novadi caliph has a nasty weapon. One might almost call it demonic. I want you to destroy his liquid sand golems.”

This was nothing short of bewildering, bordering on the Kafkaesque.

Laura spelled it out, “His what again?”

The wizard sighed, “His liquid sand golems. Like all golems, they are demonic creatures, but rather than stone or clay, these ones are made from quicksand. They are impervious to all weapons but higher magic and you can only hear the faint sound of running sand when they move. They can go through any door or any hole, and they kill by smothering their victims in their bodies. The caliph uses them as assassins, you see, and I don’t want to die with a handful of sand in my mouth. You should fear them too! If one crawled up your nose it may well kill you, so be careful.”

“I’ll try sneezing,” Laura replied dryly. “But if they’re liquid and made of sand, how do we kill them?”

“Well, stepping on them won’t do you any good,” the wizard explained. “You have to kill their master. Find the caliph and crush him, and you should probably flattened his court wizards too, just to be on the safe side. That would give me rest.”

Laura shrugged, “Consider it done. You won’t begrudge us if we go to that spaceship and pick up some of our things, right? Please!”

‘Again with the clothes,’ Janna thought, but even she had to admit that it would be nice to have some fresh underwear every once in a while.

By this point, she couldn’t even remember what she had put in her suitcase.

“Only if you promise not to die of thirst,” the wizard allowed. “As I’ve said, it landed most inconveniently. Well then, who of you will take Steve and Christina? I’m sure you have a lot to talk about.”

“I will,” Janna said at once and held out her hand.

“This fucking guy,” Laura mumbled after wizard, dragon skeleton and giant zombie had gone off back to the north.

Janna agreed, “Looks like we’re no longer the biggest meanies around, eh. Are you alright?”

Laura’s voice still sounded strange after being choked.

“Wasn’t my first time,” she replied before they both turned their attention to their tiny friends.

They were minuscule, shivering there on Janna’s hand. If she held them too close to her stomach they vanished under her tits like the mites they were. And still, when Janna looked at Steve, she felt that sense of longing, and the feeling of wanting to be wanted. She was very glad he seemed physically unhurt, even though she worried for his mental state.

“What about you guys?” she asked. “Are you okay?”

They didn’t answer at once, exchanging a quick glance instead. Then Christina unloaded.

“What the fuck was that?!” she screeched, gesturing upwards. “Why did it take that guy to save us and why didn’t you fucking kill him?!”

It was very unfair.

“You saw him,” Laura started haltingly. “He had Jake, our pilot. Motherfucker almost killed me.”

“And the ogres said they would kill you if we tried anything,” Janna added. “We sent like medieval elite special forces to get you out, but they got killed. Then we sent the world’s best fucking little assassin to do it covertly, but that failed as well. And then we ran into this guy. He said he’d rescue you if we did evil things for him in the future, and that was kind of the only option we had left. We’ve been thinking about you guys every day since...”

“Since we learned of what happened,” Laura finished quickly.

It wasn’t so much a lie as an oversimplification in Janna’s mind, but it did its job a little too well. Christina started sobbing uncontrollably before breaking down, babbling things no one could comprehend. Steve put his arms around her and embraced her intimately, which made Janna bite her tongue with jealousy.

“Shhh,” he made. “We’re safe now. It’s all over. We’re okay.” He looked up at Janna, “We’re okay, right?”

She quickly pulled her tongue from between her molars and nodded her head, “Mh-hm, of course, why wouldn’t you be?”

And then he kissed Christina.

It was not on the head, not on the cheek, but on the mouth, again and again, like lovers. Janna felt her heart drop in her chest and land in her now empty stomach where it made her feel like she might retch all over again.

‘Who does this bitch think she is?’

“Here, take them,” she said quickly before shoving the tinies into Laura’s hand, breaking all conventions and making them scream and tumble.

It was either that or drop them, or close her fist and crush them both to paste. She had to turn aside and blink her tears away so as not to be discovered.

“Whoa, what’s with her?!” she could hear Steve object to the rude way in which she had handed them over.

Laura took it lightly, covering for Janna with a joke and a distraction, “She doesn’t like interracial, I think. Wow, are you guys a couple?”

‘Say no, say no!’ Janna thought.

She pretended to have a cramp in her arm, shaking it and kneading it with her hand.

“Sorry, guys!” she tried to sound sweet and unhurt. “It snuck up on me!”

Whether Laura bought it wasn’t important now, but at least Steve seemed to be convinced.

“Well,” he said, his arm around Christina’s shoulder while she held his hand, “we were always kept together, you know. Traumatic experience, I guess. And kinda one thing led to another.”

That relationships based on traumatic experiences didn’t statistically last long wasn’t really a solace for Janna. She was so mad that she wanted to scream. She was angry at Steve a little bit, but what he said made sense. A man had needs, obviously. It was Christina who had shamelessly abused the situation to her advantage.

“Were you treated well, did they torture you?” Laura pressed onward.

Janna tried not to think of how they must have shared a bed comforting each other, telling each other stories, and fucking like rabbits to cope with the stress and the long, uneventful days in captivity. It hurt too much.

“Nah, they treated us like royalty,” said Steve. “It was bizarre. Makes sense, though, I mean…since we were hostages. Yo, those ogres are super scared of you guys. Their queen is this red-haired monster who likes to impale people on stakes, but no one can speak about you in her presence. They made like a ton of giant weapons too, to fight you guys.”

“I don’t think that matters now,” Laura frowned. “We’re supposed to go south. That evil guy said so. We have to do what he says or he’ll kill us, and it involves some nasty shit.”

She looked at Janna and flashed the quickest of covert winks. Apparently, Laura had already forgotten her earlier promises to Ardan. But at least they had an excuse for when they had to be cruel.

“Really?” Steve said. “I thought, you know, other than the dragon and that whole zombie thing he seemed like a pretty cool guy!”

He was not joking.

Laura grinned, “Oh, I felt the same way, till his fucking monster tried to murder me!”

To see her talk, however, one almost wouldn’t believe it. She had gotten over it extremely quickly.

Janna felt shut out of the conversation. She didn’t know what to say. It was like going to parties with Laura. She would always flirt and get the guys, and Janna would sit there like an idiot, getting approached by second raters and drunks. She had never been so in-shape as now, but her social skills had not been steeled like her body.

“Don’t take this the wrong way,” Steve said in an admiring tone. “But you seem pretty cool about it.”

Laura laughed predictably, “Oh, we’ve been through a thing or two. Have you ever been in an enchanted forest?”

Now Christina spoke up, completely closing the circle without Janna, “When I was little, my mom took me to this old-ass place that had like display cases with these German folksy tales? Dude, that was scary as fuck. You could scan a QR-code and make them dance with lights shooting from their eyes and like…”

“That’s not what she meant!” Janna snapped, turning all their heads.

She had spoken too loudly and too harshly, ruining the mood. This reunification was going the way it had in her worst nightmares and it was pulling out the rug from under feet.

“I’m sorry, I’m fucking tired,” she mumbled and turned to go.

She wanted to roll herself into her sleeping bag and cry. If she had had a dog or something to cuddle, but of course that would be impossible. She thought  about abducting a random person from somewhere, someone to talk to and unload her woes. She could crush him afterwards so he would never tell anybody.

But Laura had other ideas.

“Hey!” she rushed after Janna and put a hand on her back. “What’s wrong?”

Janna had to lie when the tears started rolling, “It’s been a bit much today, I’m sorry!”

“Aw,” Laura cooed. “Come here.”

It was awkward hugging with the two tinies on Laura’s hand sandwiched between them, but Janna felt a little better for Laura being there.

“Oh, we got news too!” Laura cheered into her hand. “We’re also a couple!”

The rollercoaster ride never ended, it seemed. Janna could have slapped her while Laura laid her head on Janna’s breast and gleamed.

“Wow, congratulations!” Steve said, thoroughly taken aback. “I never knew you guys were, uh…anyway, that’s great!”

“Yeah, that’s great!” Christina echoed.

‘You fucking bitch.’

“I always thought, you were a lesbian,” Janna sneered down at the black girl.

Christina had always worn a short haircut and dressed in a tomboyish way, but now she had a half-fledged afro. Steve had a passable haircut, which must have meant the ogres had provided that for them too.

“Well, I had girlfriends,” she admitted, not taking the hint.

Steve grinned wide and shook his head, “That is so freaking hot!”

Christina laughed and slapped him playfully before kissing him, making Janna’s blood boil.

Steve looked up, “Hey, you guys fit so well together. Look, Laura’s head is precisely the same size as one of Janna’s titties!”

It was true, which made Laura look a bit ridiculous.

“Hey, I’ve got a small head!” she laughed while snuggling her face deeper into Janna’s T-shirt.

“What are you doing looking at her tits?” Christina asked Steve, not clear if she was still joking.

This, Janna liked.

“Look around,” he gestured, defending himself, cornered by Laura’s and Janna’s bosoms. “There’s literally more tits here than space!”

“And yours look kinda small,” Janna added, which was superfluous because to Christina, one of her breasts was the size of a small house.

She imagined dropping one on top of the little black thief and be rid of her. Laura had killed Valerie, but at least there had been some sort of justification. It would be easy to arrange for a little accident involving Christina, but this was something Janna still shied away from in her mind. She didn’t really want to murder her.

“It’s so great to have you guys back!” Laura said, interrupting the tits conversation. “But we should really go to bed now.”

While Janna fed the fire with more trees, Laura went to Honingen to arrange for blankets and some food for the little ones. Janna had lost her supper and had a hole in the belly, but she didn’t want to leave Steve and Christina alone any longer than necessary. She didn’t even eat any peasants when she went to get wood.

Their sleeping arrangements were relatively uncomplicated. Steve and Christina would sleep closest to the fire, then Laura and then Janna. This allowed Janna to keep an eye on the two lovebirds when she peered out from under her eyelid just over Laura’s head. She wanted to know whether they would be having sex or what they would be doing.

“Okay, if anything attacks you, you scream,” Laura instructed their classmates. “Just make as much noise as you can. We’ll come and save you. Also, please don’t walk around. I’m serious. You don’t want to get stepped on by us, believe me.”

They should be relatively safe between the giantesses and the great fire, but there was always some danger. Janna and Laura had briefly discussed moving camp to Abilacht, but it was simply too dark.

“Speaking of which,” Steve addressed the elephant in the room, meaning the crushed corpses in the field nearby. “What’s up with those guys?”

Laura reacted before Janna could make up a different lie.

“Bad hombres,” she said. “You don’t know the half of it. We were at a different city, right? And we just came back here, and we see these guys murdering, raping, pillaging, you name it. We have an arrangement with this city like before, food for protection. So we kinda had to, I mean…we drove most of them off but you can’t make them run unless you give them a seriously good reason. I can show you where they’ve cut me, look.” She held her hands into the firelight, showing the wounds sustained in the ogre ambush, many red dots and red lines. It was pretty clever. “There was no reasoning with these guys and they were armed to the teeth. You wanna see one? I’ll show him to you.”

She leaned, indicating her willingness to go get one of the corpses to prove the truth of her words, but Steve frantically waved off.

“Hey, I never said you killed innocent people!” he complained. “I was just interested, is all! I mean, you don’t do that, right? You don’t just step on people for no reason?”

In retrospect, perhaps the justifications had been laid on a little too thick.

“Of course not,” Laura shook her head. “But with this wizard guy…he wants us to do some pretty messed up things and if we don’t, then his zombie thing will kill us.”

“Well, that’s fucked up,” Steve conceded. “But how would he know?”

“He just does, okay?” Laura spread her hands in an impotent gesture. “We don’t know how. He’s super powerful, and yeah, he’s super fucked up. The guy is downright crazy. Did you guys get what we were talking about with him?”

If Steve and Christina had learned the common tongue then Janna and Laura would have no more method of covert communication.

“A little bit,” he said after looking at Christina. “Why does he wanna be friends with you guys so bad?”

Laura drew circles with her index finger on the side of her head, “I told you, the guy is loco! He’s forcing us but he wants to make-believe he’s just asking us a favour and we comply. I don’t know, maybe he gets off on it or something.”

Except for the last part it wasn’t really far from the truth, Janna felt, but she didn’t like that Laura had essentially created a carte blanche for herself to be evil. Incidentally, had Valerie heard this excuse and seen the physical evidence of the threat, perhaps she would still be alive rather than bitching herself into Laura’s digestive system.

They agreed to call it a night but even after Laura was hard asleep Janna still peered under her eyelid at Steve and Christina, not even allowing herself to go for a pee. The fact that they were together was incomprehensible to her, as well as intolerable. Something would have to be done but it couldn’t be so drastic that Steve would hate her. She really didn’t want to kill the girl either, but her mind just kept coming up with ways in which to make her disappear.

Eating her by accident would be a hard sell. Stepping or sitting on her would be too brutal, and perhaps a tad too quick, too. She wanted her to suffer. Hiring or forcing some local person to do it with a knife was probably the safest course of action if Janna could kill the catspaw before anyone else could question him, but that would simply be too impersonal. If somehow, Christina fell into her boot…but that would be hard facilitate.

Then she saw Christina peak up from her blankets. She was whispering something that Janna couldn’t understand, and then Steve’s head came up as well.

“Guess so,” he said softly.

Janna was as taut as a bowstring. Oh, how much she wanted to be in Christina’s place.

“Did you buy that story about the bodies?” the black girl whispered.

Janna found the question offensive, even though of course it was perfectly justified. Steve didn’t respond right away.

“What difference does it make?” he asked after a short while, also whispering.

“What difference?” Christina’s answer was sharp. “I think it makes a pretty big fucking difference if those guys were just some randos!”

Again, Steve took his time, cleverly avoiding getting pulled into a heated altercation.

“I don’t think it does,” he said. “We’re stuck here either way. Throwing accusations around is just gonna make everybody miserable, and we really don’t want to get on their bad side. Don’t you remember Val?”

Christina looked as though she was chewing on what she had heard, and Janna did the same. She didn’t like it, and there was no knowing what exactly he had meant about Valerie.

“Also,” Steve went on before Christina replied, “you gotta seriously stop antagonizing Janna!”

Janna pricked up and had to breathe calmly to keep herself from moving.

Christina spread her arms in protest, whispering harshly, “What the fuck did I do to her?! She looks at me like I killed her puppy dog or something!”

Janna had to tone down the jealousy, that was for certain. She made a mental note of it.

“I don’t know,” Steve swayed his head from side to side. “Just be nice to her. This is hard for her too.”

‘He loves me,’ Janna thought for a gleeful moment before reason kicked in and she had to admit that it probably wasn’t true.

But he liked her. He cared for her. That was a good start.

 “You know this one time,” Steve began to tell a story, “at the spaceship, she took me to the lake so I could take a swim. We were fooling around. Some locals came by and one of them wanted to race me. When I won, this fucking guy attacked me. I don’t know, I think he wanted to drown me or something, completely nuts.”

‘Don’t do it,’ Janna shivered and prayed in her head. ‘Don’t share this with her!’

She wondered whether she should make a sound, pretend to wake up or something, but she didn’t want to be caught eavesdropping.

“Anyway,” Steve went on like a train wreck in slow motion, “we ended up fighting in the water. The guy drowned, I don’t even know how. There were a few locals who had seen the whole thing and they got totally pissed off at me. I got scared, you know. I didn’t want to be branded a murderer.”

“You aren’t a murderer,” Christina said quickly. “You only defended yourself, right?”

Steve’s head swayed again, “Yeah, but for an anthropologist, it isn’t the same thing. Killing an indigenous person, even by accident, gets you your own Wikipedia article with like literally nothing else on it. So I panicked. I wasn’t thinking straight.”

‘No!’ Janna screamed in her head. ‘Shut your fucking mouth, you idiot!’

But he didn’t, “So I asked Janna to kill them all and get rid of the evidence.”

Christina gasped, she recoiled and her hand went to her mouth. Janna remembered every bit of it, how she had dug a hole with her hand and played coy before putting earth on top of the struggling villagers and then sat on them, crushing them in their grave. She had gotten to taste Steve’s cock after that. It had been wonderful, and now it was ruined.

“Did she do it?” Christina asked aghast.

Steve shook his head, “Of course not. She gave me a lecture on conduct and ethics and she scared me a little bit, but that was just part of the lesson. She’s not a bad person, Chris.”

Janna realized that she had forgotten to breathe until she almost fell unconscious.

‘Steve, you sneaky, little liar!’ she cheered in her head.

He had to really like her after all.

“I never told anybody this,” Steve said timidly. “Please keep it between you and me.”

Christina excused herself, saying she had to go pee, but Janna hardly heard it. Steve had lied for her, to his supposed girlfriend. And he had called her a good person.

She laid back and stared into the sky, happy. She even blew a silent kiss toward Laura’s brow.

Feeling the tension go, her other feelings returned. It was simply too late to do something about her hunger, but she had to go take a piss before sleep would come. She had been holding it for what felt like hours.

‘My, what a coincidence!’

She turned her head, seeing Christina walk away from safety in search of some bushes, and an evil plan formed inside her mind. What she would actually end up doing, as in, how far she would take it, she was still in knots about. But the opportunity was there.

She feigned a yawn and sat up, stretching and crawling from the warm embrace of her sleeping bag in nothing but her underwear. It was damnably cold, but she had to keep steady and act as if she was too sleep-drunken to notice anything.

“Janna!” Steve called a warning up at her when she walked around Laura and went straight for where Christina was. “Janna, watch out, Christina is over there! Janna!”

Her feet thudded heavily upon the ground and she rubbed her eyes with her thumbnail pretending neither to hear nor see. It would be so easy to turn the black girl into a grease stain now and shirk the blame. It would be quick, aye, but the sheer terror Christina had to feel when seeing Janna approach was good enough.

Christina had already seen her and started to call and wave, “Janna, hey, down here! Hey! Hey!”

Janna stopped her murder plans mid approach when Chris started to run away from her. She scratched her butt, considered for a moment, and pursued. She could have crushed the girl, but that would simply weigh too heavy on her mind. Instead, she decided to give Christina a bath.

It took her two more steps before she was over the frantic runner, gently brushing the tip of her toe over Christina’s head to make her fall. Then, she squatted.

She couldn’t look so it was a little uncertain, but the frantic pleas she heard spurred her on as she pulled her panties aside and started pissing.

“Janna, no, no, please, I’m down here, please-urgh!”

She circled her hips in order to cover a larger area and when she heard Christina’s cries turn into a gargle she knew she had hit her target.

“Ah,” she sighed pleasurably, fully letting go of her bladder.

It was a bit of Russian roulette, though. She didn’t want Christina to drown in her urine, but she also didn’t want to stop pissing on her. Towards the end, she felt merciful and turned her stream aside, but the fact that she couldn’t hear anything was very worrying. She couldn’t stop her act, however.

She also hadn’t brought anything to wipe herself off, and there was so much pee that it had touched both her feet now.

“Janna!” Steve called frantically from behind, sprinting. “Janna, what are you doing, stop!”

She pretended to wake up, rubbing her eyes and quickly covering her crotch with her panties.

“Steve?” she asked, suddenly realizing how wet she was between her thighs.

She could have taken him right then and there and gotten herself off with him. Maybe she should have pretended to think she was dreaming, rub out an orgasm with him while making Christina watch, if she hadn’t drowned in piss, that was. But it would be too harsh.

“Janna!” Steve called. “Christina is here, you have to look out!”

“Sorry, I just woke up,” she lied. “I was taking a piss. Where is Christina?”

“I’m here!” an angry, disgusted voice called, and Christina emerged from a behind a bush, wading out of the expansive puddle of urine, dripping wet from head to heel and steaming.

“Oh my god!” Janna gasped, trying her hardest not to break down giggling. “Where you taking a piss too? I didn’t see you!”

“I was fucking calling your name, you cunt!” Christina screamed as she started crying.

“I was sleeping,” Janna began to explain. “I thought I was dreaming, to be honest. I only came to when Steve called me. Oh, I’m so sorry, are you full of my piss?”

“Oh, gosh,” Steve made, shocked and revolted. “Oh, no!”

“Don’t just fucking stand there!” Christina cried like a toddler who had shat her pants. “Help me!”

“We gotta get her some water,” Steve said but Janna already spotted another opportunity.

“Ew, I stepped into it!” she announced, withdrawing her feet from the puddle and letting it thump down hard next to Christina to punish her some more. “Gross! I gotta go clean up too, I’ll just take her with me. You should go back to bed.”

Not waiting for a reply, she just picked up Christina and went for the pond around the ruins of Galahan Palace. It wasn’t very far.

There, she put the pitiful little girl down on the bank and left her waiting while she first got her feet clean, also breaking the ice. It was bloody cold, but inside her chest she was still glowing.

She also noticed a certain arousal she felt toward Christina. Not as strong as for Steve, but simply the fact that they knew each other. She had had an orgasm earlier, but that had been with a local, relatively speaking, someone she didn’t know. The belly dancer had not survived the ordeal, but with Chris she would cum harder even while having to restrain herself.

‘Just the two of us now,’ she thought. ‘I can do whatever I want with you. Too bad you’re drenched in my pee.’

She had to be careful not to say these things out loud.

“I’m really so sorry,” she said again without meaning it. “You know, that’s why we told you not to go wandering. To be honest, I could’ve stepped on you just as easily.”

‘I let you live, toy. Be grateful.’

Christina only stood there, shivering and sobbing.

“You believe me, right?” Janna pressed on testing the waters. “I really didn’t see you.”

She had put Christina purposefully close so as to intimidate her, so the little black girl could feel just how much Janna towered over her and how her weight pushed the frozen bank under her feet slowly into the water.

When Christina said nothing, Janna dealt her a gentle flick on the back, “I’m talking to you!”

“Y-yes!” Christina shouted, shaking. “I-it wasn’t your fault!”

Janna nodded, “I just wanted to make sure you understood that. So let’s get you clean.”

Originally, she had wanted to let her wait longer, but she needed the girl clean for her next trick. She took Christina with her fingers. Smiled and then simply submerged her into the ice-cold water.

Christina screeched like a fox on a stick before only bubbles were coming up from between Janna’s fingers. She was enjoying it a bit too much, she knew, but she still kept the girl submerged a little longer than necessary. There was absolutely nothing Christina could do about it. Then, once out, Janna shook her off, allowed her a few breaths and dunked her in again just as she wanted to start complaining. She wished her around the water more this time, to make sure she was clean.

“Cold, isn’t it,” Janna asked after pulling the coughing, wheezing girl from the water.

To give Chris a respite, she dumped her on the bank again before pulling away her own panties. She was considering whether or not she should tell her love rival to stay the hell away from Steve, but if she did that, the cat would be very much out of the bag and she feared the finality that might come from that.

She tried something else instead.

“Is it true, did you really have girlfriends?” she asked.

“Y-yes!” Christina nodded, shivering much worse than before.

“Laura is always nagging me for a threesome,” Janna grinned. “I mean, if you want, we would be totally open to that. And we’d be real gentle.”

Fucking Christina to death with Laura together somehow seemed pure and beyond reproach. After all, she participated willingly and if things got a little steamy one could lose control in the moment. People died all the time during sex, even at the same size.

“I don’t think so,” Christina smiled apologetically, speaking in a voice much higher than her usual one.

“Well, think about it, at least,” Janna offered before making to pick her up. “I’m sorry, I don’t have any tissues. Do you mind?”

She didn’t wait for a reply but simply took her, and then used her to wipe herself clean. It was hard not to start masturbating but for the clinging cold. Had it been warmer, maybe Janna wouldn’t have been able to constrain herself, but even still she used Christina liberally, wiping pee and arousal off her vagina before cleaning the girl in the lake and going right at it again.

“Thank you for letting me do this,” she told the shivering girl when everything was done. “It’s super annoying without tissues. But let’s not tell anyone about it, hm? It’s a little bit embarrassing.” Christina shook so hard that Janna genuinely worried a little, so she made another offer, “Should I put you in a warm spot?”

“No!” Christina shouted. “I’m f-fine, th-thank you J-Janna for g-getting me c-clean!”

“Okay then,” Janna smiled. “But seriously, don’t tell Steve about it. He would get mad if he knew I used you as toilet paper. You didn’t like it, did you?”

Christina shook her head vigorously.

“Phew!” Janna made. “Wouldn’t wanna cheat on Laura. She would get real angry with you and I think she might just, you know…” She made a squishing sound with her tongue before adding, “Just don’t tell anyone about it.”

Pretty happy with herself, but also quite cold, she went back to the fire. Christina was delivered to Steve who helped her undress and started to dry her clothes on stakes he had built from fallen branches. And Laura was still sound asleep, so Janna snuggled up next to her and waited for sleep to overcome her, thinking of all the fun she would be having the next day.

The next morning she awoke almost with a song on her lips, and before anyone else too. She made sure Laura was tugged in warmly before sneaking, as far as that was possible, over to their two little friends. It hurt her to see them this way, Christina’s head on Steve’s chest, his arm around her for protection. But he was just doing his job, being a good boyfriend. It was Christina who was to blame.

She leaned over them, watching, wanting to place a kiss upon him. That would have hit Christina too, however, so she held back. The black girl’s clothes were put on stakes closer to the fire, and she considered inadvertently stepping on them and grinding them into the dirt. But she would have to calm it a little, especially after what she had done last night. It was actually time to be nice to Christina for a change, if only to create diversion.

With this in mind, she dressed and went off to the city.

Honingen really wasn’t so great anymore, she found, with all the damage and the depopulation. But for the items she wanted, it was still good enough.

She addressed the next best group of people at random, “A wonderful morning to you, people of Honingen! I’m going to need a few things.”

While they scrammed to work off her list of demands, Ardan Jumian Galahan came out, seeing it as his duty to mediate between her and his citizens. She had demanded a fine fur cloak, fresh bread, soup, bacon, a hunting horn, a warm jacket befitting a nobleman as well as a sword, belt and scabbard.

“You can have mine,” Ardan offered flatly, by which he meant not only his weapon but also his fine, green doublet.

Janna still remembered how he had stuck his sword into the mud and walked off, and she felt a little sorry for taking his things but had to concede at the same time that they were probably the best available. Absurdly, the search for the items Janna requested turned up all manner of Galahan possessions that were looted from the palace after the ogresses had torn it down.  

“This is mine,” Ardan recognized another one of his swords when a runner came to deliver it.

The same was true for the next sword, an ornamented battle axe and a star mace, as well as several clothing items.

“This belonged to my grandmother,” he said about a beautiful, warm cloak made from the fur of minks.

“Oh,” gasped the man who brought it. “Begging pardon your lordship, we, uh, found it!”

Ardan did not punish the man. In fact, he seemed to be glad to part with all these things that reminded him of a past that was so much better than the present.

“Could I ask a favour of you?” she bent down to the little count. “If it’s not too much to ask, I would like you to teach the basics of sword fighting to someone.”

She would have accepted it if he had refused her. But maybe he didn’t know that. It all took a bit longer than she might have liked, because the preparations necessary before two men could hack at each other with swords turned out to be quite extensive, but it turned out alright.

She took the gifts and food back first, hoping that the reaction would be worth all the trouble.

“Ho, ho, ho, Merry Christmas, you guys!” she cheered at them.

They were already awake but Laura still grumbled and turned back around.

“Is it Christmas?” Steve asked perplexed. “Do they have Christmas on this planet?”

Janna sat down heavily and gleamed, “Of course they don’t. Or, I don’t know. We never asked. We should probably ask. What’s important is that you guys need some warm clothes, especially you, Christina.”

The black girl was still naked and wrapped into her blanket like a little brown sausage. She looked at Janna with a mix of fear and pain.

“I don’t know,” Steve said. “These suits insulate pretty well, actually. Well, unless you get dunked into ice-cold water. That was super dangerous, by the way, you could have killed her.”

Janna tried not to take the temporary setback too personally.

She whispered so that Laura wouldn’t hear, “She was drenched in piss! It was the only option. Also, you guys got the same shots that we had, right?”

Before going on a spaceflight, several shots of cross vaccinations against pretty much all possible pathogens where mandatory.

“I’m not only talking about fever,” Steve said firmly. “Her heart could’ve stopped, she could’ve drowned, seriously, don’t do that again!”

“I won’t!” Janna promised, taken aback by the onslaught. “I’m sorry, I was super tired and freezing. I just wanted to get it over with. Was I a little too rough with you, Chris?”

Christina was visibly intimidated but still nodded.

“A little rough?” Steve called her euphemism. “She said you dumped her in a lake and pushed her under. She said she couldn’t breathe!”

Janna hid her mouth behind her hand, feigning shock.

“Oh my gosh, Chris!” she gasped. “Why didn’t you say anything!”

Steve all but yelled, “Because you scared her, Janna!”

Janna felt like they had had this conversation before. The logical step now was for her to play hurt, but she wanted to try something else.  

“Oh, come on,” she sighed. “You guys know I’d never do anything to hurt you. I thought tearing off the band aid in one go would be better than waiting half the night to get hot water. This is the Middle Ages, you guys. If Chris would’ve preferred to spend three hours in my piss then she should’ve said so, I’m not a mind reader.”

Laura turned around, showing her usual, dopey morning visage, “Yo, somebody is trying to sleep over here. What are you guys so worked up about?”

“I sorta sleepwalked to take a piss last night and I hit Christina,” Janna explained quickly so as to frame the issue in her favour.

“Ew!” Laura frowned, quickly looking whether there was pee anywhere near her.

“It wasn’t here, it was over there somewhere,” Janna gestured.

The spot had turned into a swamp before freezing over, looking surreal and disgusting now. It was a tad closer than she would normally relieve herself, but her excuse stood.

“Seriously?” Laura looked at Janna, sleep-drunken and immediately annoyed. “Does that mean you pissed on her? How could you not see her?!”

Janna chewed her lip, “It wasn’t on purpose, okay? I was asleep!”

Laura looked at Christina, “And you couldn’t shout, or something?”

“She did, apparently,” Janna intercepted the question. “I was just totally spaced out. I didn’t hear her.”

“Jesus,” Laura said with a visibly grossed-out look at the black girl. “Did you get her cleaned up, at least?”

“That’s sort of the problem,” Janna admitted. “They say I was a little too rough on her. I mean, I was…too rough. Chris and I had a breakdown in communication.”

Laura looked at Christina again, unable to stifle a little giggle, “Are you alright? Aw, you poor thing!”

“That’s not funny, Laura,” Steve shot at her when Christina started crying.

Laura clearly disagreed.

“It is, though, when you think about it,” she said. “You’re actually lucky. I mean, I’m pretty sure I told you guys explicitly not to take any walks, didn’t I? What were you doing over there in the first place?”

“She went to pee, alright?!” Steve snapped. “She didn’t even mean to go that far, she was running away from Janna!”

“I think I got a solution,” Janna interjected to cut the blame game short. “Here.”

She lowered her hand with her items.

“Soup and bacon?” Laura laughed. “Or did you mean the sword. How’s that helping?”

“They’re all important,” Janna replied, annoyed. “Steve, come here and pick up this horn, please, I don’t wanna crush it.”

He went to do as he was bid, climbing onto her hand first.

“Whoa!” he made. “Is all this for us?”

“That’s why I said Merry Christmas,” Janna pouted a little over her ruined moment. “Let me explain one by one. Pick up the horn and blow into it.”

He looked at the sword like a little boy in a toy store, hardly even looking at the hunting horn when he picked it up. She had known he would like the sword best, and he would like it even more when Ardan came for his first lesson. She wanted to be perfect for him like that.

“Phhhlrgh!” Steve blew into the horn as hard as he could, but the pathetic fart that came out made Laura laugh so hard that she fell backwards into her covers.

That wasn’t how Janna had planned it, but she had to laugh too. It was too funny.

“Okay, maybe you need some practice on that,” she admitted. “But once you can use it, you can toot whenever you need help. We can even predefine, like, different toots for different situations.”

The horn even had a sling by which to carry it conveniently. It was a brilliant idea.

“Aha!” Laura made. “You and your damn tootin’! But seriously, don’t blow that thing in the morning or you’ll get fucking flattened!”

There had been that herald whom Janna had mistaken for an alarm clock once. Still, it was a mean thing to say.

“It’s a good idea, Janna!” Steve said. “We’ll just need a second one for me!”

He jumped off her hand and ran to deliver the horn to Christina, as if she was more important than him. Amazingly, though, the black girl had no trouble producing a long, clear and beautiful sound on her first try.

“Highschool marching band,” she explained with a little levity returning to her. “I don’t wanna talk about it.”

She could even produce a melody on it, like the cringy cover version of some pop song. Janna hated it.

“What do you want next?” Steve asked after climbing back onto her hand.

Of course, he was looking eagerly at the sword, but he couldn’t have it yet.

“I’ve got a jacket for you and a cloak for Chris,” she told him. “But you guys said you didn’t want them, so I guess they’re going into the fire.”

Steve looked at her in regret with his hand behind his head, “Wait a minute, I didn’t mean that!” He threw the jacket over himself and then picked up the cloak, giving a whistle, “Whoa, this is like…this looks like it would cost as much as a car where I come from! Babe, check this out!”

‘Don’t call her that,’ Janna thought when he held up the cloak for Christina’s inspection.

“That’s super nice, thank you, Janna!” the little black bitch piped up.

It was a bit too robotic for Janna’s taste but she smiled all the same.

“Soft, warm and thoroughly absorbent,” she said, hinting at last night. “It’s perfect for you.”

The look on Christina’s face told her that she had understood, and when Steve brought her the cloak, she didn’t seem so happy about it anymore. When Steve tried on the Galahan doublet, he looked like a little lord. Even the size was okay. Janna felt proud.

“These old garments are so weird,” he reported. “It’s so puffy. I feel like I’m wearing a Halloween costume. Thanks, anyway. Where did you get these things from?”

It raised a contentious issue.

“From the city,” she smiled. “Don’t worry, I didn’t force anybody to give up their family heirloom or anything like that.”

“But who would willingly part with this?” He wondered after finally picking up the sword.

He wrenched it out of the scabbard and tried a few swings, looking like someone who had never swung a sword before. His inexperience became more physically apparent when he decided to pose with it while sticking it into the ground next to his foot, all the while still standing on Janna’s hand.

“Ow!” She winced and Steve landed hard on his arse when her arm jolted.

Laura laughed herself sick again.

“Janna, I am so sorry!” Steve proclaimed to her on his knees.

She had to giggle too.

“It’s fine, we’ve got thick skin,” she told him. “Just don’t cut yourself!”

Her sudden movement had also spilled some of the soup, but it was okay. Steve was as in love with his sword as she had hoped.

“I think that’s a bad idea,” Laura chuckled. “He’s more of a danger to himself than anything else.”

“I agree,” Christina concurred, albeit completely without humour. “Swords are dangerous and we don’t know where it comes from. You should give it back.”

Janna had to bite her tongue again to keep calm. It was good that hoof beats heralded the arrival of Ardan in that very moment.

“We may not always be there to protect you,” she reasoned quickly. “There’s war almost everywhere, everybody is armed and more than a few of them are willing to kill you for your shoes. Steve needs to learn how to use this thing, and as it happens, I found him the perfect teacher.”

Ardan knew how to make a knightly entrance, to be sure. Him, Lovgold and a few Abilachter Riders circled around Janna in a noble trot before arriving in formation to her left, an arm’s length away from her. They had gambeson protective gear, blunted swords and shields.

“Ooh, who’s that guy?” Steve inquired and wanted to climb off Janna’s hand, a thing she quickly prevented with her thumb.

“Ardan Jumian Galahan,” she answered. “He’s the Count of Honingen and your teacher. And since you guys don’t have anything for me, I’m getting a kiss from you.”

She tried not to smile but it was hard, and the look on Christina’s face was pure gold. She acted innocently while quickly lifting Steve to her face and presenting her cheek to him. It would have been better on the mouth, but too conspicuous, not to mention that she was liable to gobble him up.

Laura remained unconvinced, “We’re gonna be on the road soon. Do you want to take Ardan with us? Does he know?”

“We’ll find other teachers,” Janna dismissed the concern while still waiting for Steve’s kiss. “He can’t go running, so I thought this way he gets his exercise and he learns something that may well save his life in the bargain. All we need to get him is a sparring partner.”

“You’re the best!” Steve exclaimed happily, putting as big a peck on her cheek as he could muster.

It felt wonderful, but she yearned for more.

“Do I have to kiss you too?” Christina asked from below, her eyes sparkling.

Janna considered for a moment whether or not she wanted to pile on another humiliation. It would be the funniest thing in the world to tell her to put that fur coat on so she would make better toilet paper, but of course that was out of the question.

“Calm down, it was just a joke,” she waved off, forgoing the opportunity. “I brought you breakfast, by the way.”

To her surprise, that earned her another peck from Steve, two in a row now.

Mentioning food made her remember that she herself still hadn’t eaten, but she wouldn’t miss Steve’s first training session for all the food in the world. She felt like a soccer mom, or more like a soccer girlfriend.

‘Not girlfriend yet, though,’ she thought with another look at Christina.

The black girl wasn’t even exceptionally pretty or hot or anything. She also wasn’t ugly per se, however, and of course she possessed the undeniable advantage of not being a hundred metres tall. Try as Janna might, that was a thing she couldn’t undo. Perhaps Steve would never really love her. Perhaps the only way to be with him was by being his friend.

But that wasn’t enough.

Her train of sorrow was interrupted when Laura finally started to go about her morning routine.

“How long is this gonna take?” she asked while Steve was being put in his protective gear. “I was kinda thinking, you know, quick breakfast and then we get going.”

“What’s the rush all of a sudden?” Janna gestured at her. “Let him have some fun. You forget they were prisoners for like…”

She had to think. A month? Two months? A few weeks? Time had flown by and so much had happened. She kept mixing up events in her head and there was so much she couldn’t even remember anymore.

“Alright,” Laura conceded, putting on her shoes. “Just make sure he doesn’t get hurt.”

“If they hurt him, I’ll break their legs,” Janna smiled.

With Laura gone, she switched sides, laying down on the sleeping bags behind Christina so that her boobs were dangerously impeding upon the little girl.

“How’s the soup?” She asked downwards with a grin that was perhaps a tad too menacing.

Christina shuffled away from her a little bit while clutching the blanket to her chest.

She called to Steve, “Babe, can you get my suit, please? There’s guys all over the place now and I’m not wearing anything!”

“I got it,” Janna smiled, plucking up the suit, a white tank top and the tiniest pair of beige panties from the stakes nearby.

She was very tempted to throw them onto the smouldering ambers, but she ended up just giving them to Christina and providing cover with her hand. It gave her an opportunity to check out her competition.

“Could you look away?” Christina requested when she noticed her gaze. “I’m not prude or anything, but you’re really close.”

Ardan was already showing Steve what stance to take so she felt safe playing a little.

“Sorry,” she cooed, making her breath wash over her opponent. “You guys just look so cute. You’re so tiny, I could gobble you right up. Hrgh!” She gave a little growl and flashed her teeth for emphasis, finding that toying with Christina was fun for its own sake, “Have you thought about that threesome?”

“No, thanks!” Christina said firmly and showed Janna her back.

She had a well-shaped little butt, but Janna still liked her own better. And Steve clearly liked thick women, which made her happier than anything else.

With regards to the training, Ardan was a very patient teacher. He praised Steve’s progress early on, but when it came to the practice fight that was supposed to end their lesson there was something decidedly not working. Steve did not really attack, even though Ardan wasn’t hitting back at him.

“I don’t want to hurt him!” Steve explained through gritted teeth, clutching his sword and shield. “I mean, what if he dies?”

The combatants looked slightly ridiculous in their white gambeson gear, but this was a serious issue.

“It’s okay if you don’t want to,” Christina declared. “I would rather you not be violent anyway. Not everyone has to be a stone-cold killer.”

Janna wondered whether it was a jab at her.

“He’s well protected and also he could beat your ass if he wanted to,” she held against, seeing a chance to ingratiate herself to Steve more. “You’ll never get good with it unless you give it a try!”

Steve lunged and swung high, but mid-strike the strength seemed to go out of his arm and it all turned wobbly. Ardan caught the blow on his shield without even looking, giving Steve a questioning glare instead.

“I cannot teach this man,” he declared. “He fights like a woman.”

Lovgold and the riders started to laugh.

“Oh, please,” Janna heard Christina sigh, but Steve did not appear to have understood.

“He says you fight like a woman!” Janna translated. “Will you let that go unpunished?”

Steve shrugged, “He’s right. And also, that’s sexist.”

Janna wanted to burry her face in her hands.

“Steve, you’re wasting this guy’s time,” she said. “Hit him already.”

He tried again, but this time Ardan beat the sword out of his hand with a lazy counter blow, making it clang noisily and land with a metallic thud in the dirt. It was humiliating.

“Ardan!” Lovgold cheered. “Well struck!”

Janna looked down, “You know this is serious, right? I’m not joking, it’s a complete jungle out there. If you ever get caught without us, they’re gonna slit his throat and rape you to death.”

With that, Christina seemed to finally understand the situation.

“Hit him, babe!” she urged. “Pretend like he insulted me or something!”

He spread his arms, “But didn’t you just say...”

She interrupted him harshly, “Stop being such a limp-dick son of a bitch and hit that man!”

Steve seemed to be physically blown backwards by her words and all but ran to his sword.

“You know why he’s like that, right?” Christina spoke softly. “He told me yesterday before you...” She had to breathe and steady herself for a moment, “Before our little mishap. He told me about the thing he did in the lake.”

“Oh!” Janna made, shocked over the realization.

She knew Christina didn’t know the full story, but she had connected the dots better than Janna.

Before them, Steve was faring much better now, catching Ardan by surprise and driving him backwards.

“Yield, yield!” the young Albernian called. “Very good. Now defend yourself!”

He began hacking at Steve savagely and drove him back in turn making Steve grunt with exertion. Janna had to admit that it looked horrifying and she became increasingly worried. The martial and the barbaric were close cousins, but men liked this sort of thing for some reason, even if it got them killed.

“Good job, babe!” Christina clapped encouragement after he had gone down to Ardan shouldering him in the chest.

Steve righted himself with a grunt.

“You gotta try this, guys, it’s super exhausting!” he said, pulling off his helm to reveal wet hair. “How did I look?”

“Like a handsome punching bag!” answered Christina. “Now give it to him, woo!”

Janna wanted to eat her alive.

“He’s so cute, isn’t he?” the black girl went on. “I don’t know what happened, I never even looked at him twice, but then, bam!”

A bam was also what Steve received from Ardan, namely the edge of his opponent’s shield against his head. But he got up right away and didn’t seem injured.

“Your shield is as much a weapon as your sword,” Ardan said. “Never forget that.”

Christina shouted, translating, “He wants you to hit him with your shield!”

Janna looked down again, “How come your local tongue is so much better than his? Isn’t he the anthropology major?”

Christina smiled but kept looking at Steve, “Maybe we should’ve swapped. I could always do languages pretty well, but I wanted to study something with animals, so...here I am, trying to save my grades!” She was sardonic about it, as they all were. “When you guys didn’t come back, I was so sure we were gonna die,” she went on, still not looking. “And we almost did, actually. Dari saved us from the chopping block. Do you remember her?”

Now she looked at Janna, their eyes meeting.

“Mh-hm,” Janna nodded, her mouth suddenly dry.

She could still see Dari before her inner eye begging for her life, and she still remembered how her body had felt when it squished. She had completely forgotten the little assassin had been there when they had left Lauraville never to return.

Maybe murdering her had been a mistake.

“Then why did you kill her?” Christina asked. “I heard that scary wizard guy say so. First I thought I misheard, but I don’t think I did.”

“Yo, did you see that?!” Steve suddenly called out. “I hit him!”

He had still gotten knocked on his arse, but Ardan was holding a bloody nose, red streaks running down his fingers.

“Great, babe!” Christina clapped. “I think that’s enough for today!” She turned to Janna again, “Well?”

“Uh,” Janna made, unable to come up with a quick lie. “It’s complicated. Did you know she was an assassin? Anyway, she murdered people, innocent people, and I put an end to it.” She considered whether or not it was enough and decided to add a little more, “I didn’t know she saved you guys.”

She prayed that Christina would buy it and ended up being surprised by the extent to which it worked.

“Shit!” Christina gasped. “Damn, I didn’t know that either! Crazy!”

“It’s a crazy world,” Janna confirmed. “And if I’m not totally wrong, I think it’s getting worse, lately.”

-

Captain Leonard Leonardo pulled on his uniform to straighten it out. His crew was already leaving the coven chamber going about their business, none looking as groggy from hyper sleep as he felt. He had gone into stasis hungover, and now he had woken up the same way. He could still taste the whisky and the vomit in his mouth.

“Sir, we have received a type nine distress call,” Pilot Thomas Mamsteen informed him at once, handing him a chart full of useless information. “It was coming from a Curie-class vessel bound for a terrestrial planet in star system x-ray four five eight two three five Juliet fourteen.”

“Jesus, Thomas,” the captain handed back the chart without reading it and set himself into motion. “It’s a little early for all that, just talk to me in English.”

“It’s a research vessel, Sir,” the pilot explained, something in his voice unnerving the captain, a certain urgency. “Their original call said they were responding to another distress call, so we could have potentially two vessels needing help, Sir.”

“What flag are they flying?” the captain asked as they entered the bridge.

“Captain on the bridge!” the communications officer by the door shouted immediately, and everyone sat up at attention.

“Carry on,” Captain Leonardo groaned while pulling himself to his seat before strapping himself down.

“My spaceship!” Mamsteen said after strapping himself down in the front of the bridge, taking control of the vessel from assistant pilot and weapon’s officer Zak Abraham. “UN, Sir. They are part of the space exploration program at Dunwich University, Dorset, England.”

“Those guys,” the captain nodded. “What’s it with British vessels and distress calls these days.” He was referring to the deuterium freighter HMS Truss which had experienced engine trouble and was currently being towed by their vessel. There had been some kind of powerful electromagnetic storm causing all manner of outages throughout the universe. Leonard’s ship, the Hintermeyer, had been hit too and lost her long-range scan capabilities. “So, these are students, kids,” he recognized. “How many on board?”

He himself was already thirty-one but his crew was mostly comprised of men and women who weren’t actually much older than university students either, kept youthful by sheer endless time in stasis as they patrolled the vast emptiness of space. The Hintermeyer wasn’t a great assignment.

“A Curie-class carries three souls per vessel, Sir,” Mamsteeen informed him.

“Three,” the captain echoed. “Jesus. Have we called them yet?”

“No, Sir!” Communications Officer Floyd Brown said behind him. “Do you want to broadcast a message? We are two minutes out.”

Two minutes out meant the time required for the message to reach its destination. It was relatively close, so the captain nodded and reached for his headset, holding the microphone in front of his mouth.

“Curie-class vessel, Curie-class vessel, this is Bezos-class destroyer USS Hintermeyer!” he said. “Curie-class vessel, Curie-class vessel, do you read, over?”

There was a silence on the bridge as they waited. For some reason he could see Thomas Mamsteen in front of him shake ever so slightly in his seat, something weighing on his mind.

“No reply, Sir,” Brown reported after four minutes had passed.

“Maybe they’ve lost power,” the captain said. “Keep broadcasting.”

Mamsteen turned around, his face pure darkness.

“Sir,” he said softly. “A type nine distress call is a vessel crashing onto a planet surface. I don’t think we are going to get any reply.”

Leonard had to grit his teeth as he remembered. He wasn’t good with numbers and all those codes confused him to no end, but he had learned all of it at some point in flight school.

“They’re no longer broadcasting the distress call?” he turned around to see Floyd Brown’s face.

The young black officer shook his head.

“Jesus,” Leonard said. “So, they’re dead.”

“We don’t know that, Sir,” Mamsteen cautioned. “That program flies to planets that are thought to support life, many even inhabitable to humans.”

The captain leaned back in his seat, considering what to do. Far as he was aware, there had never been a situation like this before. He certainly never had to deal with anything like it.

He went through his fading black hair with a hand before wiping his face, “What planet did they crash on, do we know?”

“Yes, Sir,” Mamsteen said. “It’s Saturn Seven.”

“Saturn Seven?”

The name rang a bell, he had read it somewhere before. He reached next to his seat, opening the box where he kept his papers, finding the current mission folder and opening it up. They had received orders some time ago to go to a certain planet to conduct a number of routine scans. Hadn’t it been for HMS Truss and her engine trouble, they would have gone there already. And yes, Saturn Seven was precisely where the mission report said they had to go. He had wondered at the time about such a specific name for a planet in the middle of nowhere. Usually, they just had code for names.

“It’s our original destination, Sir,” Mamsteen confirmed flatly.

The mission stated that they were supposed to conduct short-range scans of the planet and little else, not a thing about the planet itself, just a warning to stay as far away from it as possible.

“Well that’s useless,” he commented and put the folder away. “Pull up the factsheet for Saturn Seven, let’s see what we’re dealing with.”

“Aye, Sir,” Mamsteen went to it right away, but nothing appeared on the screen. “Um...Sir, this is strange. The file won’t open.”

“Brilliant,” Leonard felt himself yearn for another drink already. “Does anybody here know anything about that god damn planet?! We could have six kids stranded down there!”

Mamsteen was hard at work at his workstation, “Sir, the log states that we conducted a long-range scan of Saturn Seven some time before the electromagnetic storm.”

“Well, that’s better than nothing,” Leonard allowed. “Let’s see it.”

But again, Mamsteen faltered, shaking his head in frustration, “It’s not there, Sir. I don’t understand. It leads to a directory in our database that does not exist.”

Leonard felt himself slip into anger, “Jesus Christ, man, this is an emergency situation! Who authorized that scan?!”

Mamsteen looked to his right, “Zak Abraham, Sir.”

The weapons officer had been quiet the entire time and Leonard hadn’t paid him any attention. He was a small man with chestnut hair and sat there seeming deeply in thought, his index finger brushing over his lips repeatedly. He was the brooding, quiet type who never said much other than the occasional comment, but these were so witty and precise at times that Leonard regarded him as the smartest man amongst his crew.

Just now, however, the lack of effort and straightforwardness irritated him.

“Mister Abraham,” he said, calmly but with some weight behind it. “Would you care to elaborate?”

The young man pursed his lips, “It’s classified, Sir.”

Words could not describe the volcanic rage erupting in Leonard’s chest.

“Classified!?” he screamed, spittle flying weightlessly through the air. “Did you hear what I said?! We could have six kids down there, fighting for their lives! I don’t give a crap about your classifications, you will open me this fucking file or I will strap you to a nuclear torpedo and launch your ass into space!”

Finally, Zak Abraham turned to give him a look, but it was one of insolence.

“You don’t have the authority to see these files, Sir,” he said. “I cannot show them to you or I would face disciplinary action.”

“Oh, you’ll face disciplinary action, alright,” Leonard fumed. “Let’s see, insubordination, failure to render assistance in an emergency, failure to answer a distress call, failure to follow the prime directive and failure to being a fucking human being!” He could see the young man’s face harden as his pride took a dint, but Leonard wasn’t quite done, “Mister Mamsteen, set a course for Saturn Seven and prepare for hyper travel. And confine Mister Abraham to his stasis coven until further notice.”

“Aye, Sir,” Mamsteen replied before there was yet another snag. “Uh, Sir, the mission report says not to get too close to that planet?”

“I know, dammit!” Leonard beat his armrest with his fist. “But until Mister Abraham here sees fit to un-fuck himself we have no choice but to fly blind!”

“There’s an anomaly!” Abraham finally broke his silence. “This never should have happened. We have safeguards against this sort of thing, these students should never have been anywhere near that planet without setting off all kinds of bells and whistles!”

Leonard could smell deep-state government bullshit. He had googled all about it before being posted to the Hintermeyer, years ago. The fact that his own weapons officer appeared to have a higher clearance level than himself alone spoke volumes.

“And who the fuck is we, exactly?!” he asked. “And what does this anomaly do?”

“We don’t know,” Abraham shook his head, conveniently ignoring the first question. “We scan it whenever a vessel is in the vicinity, every twenty years or so, just to keep an eye on it. We have to do it via a short-range scan because on long-range scans it simply appears as rings, hence the name. The anomaly interferes with the electronics of any ship coming too close to it. That must be how two vessels crashed on to that planet.”

“Uh-huh,” Leonard made, slowly connecting the dots in his hungover mind. “So you’re saying, there’s nothing we can do.”

Abraham pressed his lips together before finally turning to his workstation and sending a file to the big screen. The picture was blurry but it appeared to show a planet that looked almost like Earth but for differently shaped landmasses.

“Is this it?” Leonard asked. “I’m not seeing any rings.”

“Exactly, Sir,” Abraham stared at the screen. “This is the last long-range scan I conducted before we were hit by the storm.”

Leonard felt a confidence return to him, “So, it’s gone?”

“It appears so, Sir,” Abraham replied. “But, Sir...if these students survived the crash – and that’s saying something – but I’m afraid...I’m afraid of what they might find on the surface.”

The captain took a moment, forgoing on easy jab at the subordinate officer.

“Why?” he finally asked. “What is there on Saturn Seven that it needs to be kept secret?”

Abraham looked as though he had seen a ghost. He wiped his mouth with his hands, mulling something.

“This is a type nine emergency distress call,” Leonard said slowly, helping the young man think in the right direction. “I don’t care if you’re CIA, FSB or if you have sold your soul to the Chinese. The prime directive says, we have to go to Saturn Seven and see what we can do. If there is any information, any whatsoever, that can help us save these kids...”

He trailed off, thinking of his daughter. They had not talked in years for him, decades for her. It was this damn post and the endless time spent in stasis. She was twice as old as him now and certainly looked that way. She had become a professor, a mother and so much else and he hadn’t been there for any of it. He could feel tears burning at the edges of his eyes and an insurmountable yearning for a strong drink. Hyper sleep did not only ruin the relationship with ones loved ones, but it also made it exceedingly easy to be an alcoholic because it froze every molecule in one’s body. It had started with drinking after every successful assignment, but it had turned into drinking all the time just to get by.

Somehow, he felt as though if he could save these kids, maybe he could save his own life. That was stupid, of course, and he knew that. But maybe it could help him get off the Hintermeyer and rekindle his relationship with his daughter, stop drinking, pick up a hobby. Maybe he could even find a new spouse and have more children.

Biologically, he was only thirty-one, but he felt like such an old man.

“Sir?” he could hear Mamsteen ask insecurely.

His vision was as blurry as that damn long-range scan on the screen. He had to blink away his tears.

“I…apologise,” he said, dabbing at his eyes with the sleeve of his uniform until Floyd Brown reached a tissue over his shoulder.

There was an air vent in the storage compartment full of minibar-sized bottles of whisky, vodka and gin. Perhaps the specifics of the planet weren’t that damn important. It was either an uninhabited one like millions across the universe, or it was some secret military base. That option seemed to make a lot of sense.

“Do we have an instalment there?” he asked. “Something secret, experimental in nature?”

Abraham looked at him, “We? Negative, Sir.”

“Chinese then,” he guessed, trying to make light.

The Chinese owned everything, so it didn’t make any difference. And the Russians did not have any bases this far out.

“It’s not a military base, we think,” Abraham replied, breathing heavily. “It’s hard to explain.”

As a child on Earth, long before his life had gone so horribly wrong, Leonard had once lit a firecracker. It was one of those memories for him that were hard burned into his brain, like his first kiss. His coolest uncle on his father’s side had taken him by the hand and given him a lighter, but that wasn’t important now. Abraham looked precisely like that firecracker, just before exploding, nothing there but a tense kind of stillness.

“I’ll go to jail for this,” the young officer said before manipulating his workstation, duplicating his screen onto the big one.

He was in a file directory that Leonard had never seen before.

Projekt Ubermensch follow up,’ it read.

At first, Leonard found the typo strange, but then he saw the dots atop the big U. They weren’t looking at English writing. The folder was full of black-and-white-thumbnails, text file reports and scanned documents. He could identify the swastikas before anything else.

“What is this?” he breathed, not even sure if anyone could hear him.

“I’ve tried to make sense of it,” Abraham said while scrolling through the folder.

He clicked on a picture revealing a UFO with a swastika on it, Nazi soldiers looking up at the space craft juxtaposed with technical drawings of what looked like a similar vessel.

The name Viktor Schauberger stood out in typewriter print at the bottom and Leonard realised that he had seen it before, long ago, on a meme site.

“Oh, come on, you don’t believe this garbage,” he said. “This Nazi UFO conspiracy bullshit is all nonsense!”

Abraham swayed his head, “Yes and no, Sir.” He clicked the picture away and opened a PDF, some photographed Nazi document with annotations by a translator, before lowering his voice, “The Germans didn’t call it Saturn Seven. They called it Dere, Erde backwards, German for Earth. It was part of Projekt Ubermensch, which means...”

“Project super-human,” Leonard fell in to show he wasn’t stupid. “So, what, this is some Nazi moon base? I thought they lost the war!”

Abraham pursed his lips, “It depends, Sir. Certainly from our perspective, but not if you ask the SS Paranormal Division.”

Leonard felt as though he was the butt of some very elaborate joke.

He cracked up chuckling, “The what?!”

Abraham highlighted some writing on the screen.

“SS Paranormal Division,” he said again. “Originally, the planet was meant as a second Earth, a place where the Germans could replenish their soldiers and build factories far away from allied bombing. It fell under Herman Goering and the Luftwaffe until certain discoveries put it under the auspices of Himmler and the SS.”

He clicked away the document and opened another image file, black-and-white and hardly more than a snowstorm other than some black thing that looked vaguely like a flying dragon. The internet was awash with pictures like that. He clicked that away too, only to open a scene of several SS-officers posing with tall, slender lizard people holding absurdly large gemstones the size of ostrich eggs.

Leonard laughed, “So, they found space Jews. I would have thought they wouldn’t get along.”

It was too absurd to take it seriously. This had Photoshop written all over it.

“No, Sir,” Abraham shook his head. “They brought in Jews from Auschwitz and Dachau for slave labour when they started to recreate Earth’s natural environment on the planet. They brought in other races as well, thinking that the Aryans would naturally take their place at the top if left to their own devices. We think they wanted to repeat history to prove their ideology. That’s probably where the name comes from, but we’re not certain.”

“So it was some great, racist experiment?” Leonard asked. “How would that help them win the war?”

Abraham licked his lips, “Well, Sir...far as I have read, I don’t think that was what the people involved with this project wanted. They didn’t care. Far as they were concerned, they had found something much greater on Saturn Seven than anything they could ever find on Earth.”

Leonard rubbed the bridge of his nose with a finger, “And what was that?”

“Magic, Sir,” Abraham replied. “At least that’s what it says in their documents.”

The captain closed his eyes, “So, you’re telling me there’s a bunch of Nazi wizards down there, hanging out with lizard people and slave Jews, doing what exactly? I really hope those students got their sensitivity training because this sounds like one hell of a diverse planet.”

Abraham knew he was being mocked. He stared at his hands and his tone betrayed that he knew how unbelievable it all sounded. But still, he went on.

“We don’t know what’s still down there,” he said. “The later documents are becoming increasingly nonsensical and erratic. They started writing in Latin. We know there were thirteen officers originally responsible for the project, but the name of one of them has been physically scratched off of all the documents retroactively, like the devil himself. Magic isn’t the only recorded paranormal activity, mind you. There’s talk of...things. And then they all went crazy. They were talking about ascension to godhood. And then nothing. This is the last document we have.”

He clicked onto another file, revealing a scan of what appeared to be parchment inscribed with golden letters from a quill and illuminated with colourful pictures, clearly not from the same time period.

It was a colossal intelligence cluster fuck. The CIA, other intelligence branches, and certainly the military were prone to lose their heads every once in a while. There were five-star generals, to this day, who believed in aliens, despite hundreds of years of space travel and not a single trace of evidence.

“Alright,” Leonard decided to put an end to it. “I hope nobody here is taking this seriously. We have up to six real students potentially shipwrecked, and I want everyone as sharp as they can be. Mister Brown, keep broadcasting our message and have the computer wake us up in case of a reply. Mister Mamsteen, I want hyper travel to Saturn Seven now, call everyone back into their covens. Someone scrape that shit of my screen and go to red alert. We’re responding to a type nine distress call, everybody! Dismissed!”

“Ay-ay, Sir!” it rang through the cockpit, but Zak Abraham was still sitting there like a dog in the rain.

Leonard felt for him, despite everything.

“Sorry, kid,” he said, unstrapping himself. “This is too serious. If you think we’re going to run into space Nazis, you can ready a couple of nuclear torpedoes. Other than that, I advise you not to get in my way.”

Regrettably, the young man did not move.

“Isn’t it ironic?” he asked. “You don’t believe me and yet we are flying there with Nazi technology.”

He opened a new file on his workstation for the last time, a brown-white picture of some twelve-hundred-pound German gizmo.

Scribbled on the photo, it said, ‘Hypertransversalgerät Eins.’

Leonard shook his head, “Get a life. And get in your coven. That’s an order.”

He prayed for a dreamless stasis, and that perhaps his hangover would magically cure itself when he closed the door to his coven. The first wish came true.

It felt like blinking, but the noises told him already that much had changed. He could hear the alarm blaring and red lights flashing in the coven chamber. And they had gravity.

“Hull breach,” the mechanical voice of the computer reported. “Please brace for impact.”

Then he heard the massive explosion that could only have been the deuterium freighter blowing up.

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