in a log cabin in the middle of a forest in the middle-ages, a nineteen year old girl with blonde hair, pale skin and beautiful green eyes sat at the table with her family eating dinner.
jade looked at her family, enjoying their meal of live tinys. jade looked at her meal: a tiny man and two women, each standing at about five inches, bound and gagged. she then looked again at her family and saw the squirming bulges in their necks.
"is there something wrong with your food dear?" her mother asked.
"um," jade suddenly had a wonderful idea, "no mother."
she looked at her meal and whispered, "sorry" and commenced eating her meal.
***
jade walked through the woods until she came to the path that the tinys used, she then kneeled down and started to vomit. after a few minutes she finally managed to get the tinys out of her stomach.
after wiping them off and untying them. she pointed the tinys in the right direction and headed home.
***
"hello" jades mother said, she and the rest of the family were standing in the middle of their house.
"whats going on," jade asked, thoroughly confused.
"you know," her older sister said. when jade was still looking confused her sister held out the tiny man that she saved from a certain death in her stomach.
"i raised you your entire life," her mother said, "i thought that you would achieve great things. but if you can't even kill a worthless tiny, then there's no home for you here. leave, now."
jade couldn't believe what she was hearing. she knew that her mother had a cold disposition towards tinys. but, this.
she grabbed her bow, knife, a change of clothes, a hatchet, and ran out of the house, crying.
she didn't know where she was going, only that she was going away from that horrible cabin. after she slowed down a bit, she heard a tiny scream. she ran towards it.
***
'damn, nothing.' the hunter thought. he was a pretty tough man, he had a sturdy figure, a tan, black hair, and bright red eyes. there are many legends about him, like he is the spawn of a demon, that he burst out of his mothers stomach when she went into labor, and another says that he took down an entire pack of wolves because he wanted to. he doesn't respond to any of the myths.
'wait,' he thought, 'whats that?' he sees a flash of brown fur, 'a rabbit' he smiles.
he sprints after it. suddenly the ground isn't under his feet anymore, then he starts rolling, his left leg gets caught on something, and then there is a pop and then unbelievable pain as his hip is dislocated.
"FUCK" he screams. he struggles to maintain contiosness. he hears footsteps. 'they have to be close-by' the hunter thinks. "HEY" he shouts "HELP ME". the footsteps get louder.
the hunter smiles 'good' he thought, 'they heard me'
his smile dissolved as the footsteps got louder, and louder, and louder, and even louder.
"fuck" he says. 'i just called a giant on me, he's gonna find me and eat me'
all of the sudden a concerned looking giant face is above him. "are you okay little guy?" it asks.
and he faints.

"i hope he's alright," jade said to herself. she was chopping up logs to feed the fire that she had made in the center of the cave she was currently living in.
'thank you dad.' jade thought to herself, her dad had taught her how to make a fire and what plants did what.
she had relocated his leg and applied an ointment that dulled the pain, she heard a groan from the tiny man. she dropped the hatchet and turned all of her attention to the tiny guy
"are you okay little man?" jade asked.
"yeah, sure. so what are you going to do with me?"
"i was thinking maybe you could be my friend or, my... pet. or i could just let you go."
"why would you wait till now to get a pet?" the hunter asked
jade told him her story.
"well," the hunter said, "i don't have a home either, so it seems fitting that two rejects should live together. alright, but i'm not your 'pet'. i'm your partner."
"okie-dokie," jade replied, "so whats your name?"
"my name is diabolus, it's latin for demon. but most people just call me demon."
"it's nice to meet you demon." jade smiled "my name's jade"
"okay" demon looked around, "we should get to work on making this place comfortable, until we find a water source."
"there's a small freshwater spring in the back of the cave"
demon looked at the back and saw that, indeed, there was a pond at the back of the cave. "well then" he said, "we need to make-" he then noticed the fire and corrected himself, "some beds" he looked around for suitable materials, he then noticed the large pile of hanging moss, also known as oldmans beard, that he was sitting on.
"where did you get this?" demon asked, patting his bed.
"there's a ton of it a little ways of, why?"
"enough to make a bed?"
***
"i still don't understand why i can't just sleep on some leafs." jade asked.
"because it would be uncomfortable on a solid stone floor." demon replied from his perch on her shoulder, for the hundredth time.
"but-"
"shhhh!" demon spoted a flash of brown "put me down" he whispered, drawing his bow.
"wh-"
"stop asking questions and do it"
jade gently set the tiny on the ground and watched as he silently scurried away.
demon chased after the rabbit without a sound until he spoted it. a fat female rabbit, he drew his bow and fired. it went straight through the eye.
"bull's-eye." he said.
"a bunny!" jade shouted.
"no, dinner!" demon corrected. "and maybe a blanket for me" he added.
"you killed it!" she gasped.
"i know," demon smiled, "pretty amazing huh." and it was, considering everything was built to jade's scale.
"no, it's awful!"
"we have to eat sweetheart."
***
after constructing a bed and feeding the fire, demon talked jade through skinning a rabbit.
"first you want to make a cut from the chin to the tail." demon said.
"why dont you do this?" jade asked.
"in case i die before you do."
"but you're only, like, twenty"
"and one twelfth your size, now you want to cut the paws off, you wouldn't have a hatchet would you?"
"yeah, i do." jade grabbed the hatchet and started chopping off the rabbits paws.
"keep the feet." demon said
"why?"
"cause i got a feeling we're gonna need all the luck we can get."