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Reviewer: Tenken13 Signed [Report This]
Date: November 16 2007 6:31 AM Title: Something Stupid This Way Comes

I WROTE AN ENDING

Black screen. The Kojima logo.

 *briiiiiiiiing*

"Hello?"

"Yes. No, sir. Yes, the VR simulation was a success. Both Snake and his counterpart were killed in it. That's right, they didn't know a thing. It seems it's spread to a number of universes, Mr. Chairman. Yes. Maybe, it was, after all, a simulation. Yes, sir, I understand. No, the formula isn't known. The Para-medic doesn't remember a thing, and the chemicals used by the Grangers was a temporary farce. Yes sir, I'll awake them immediately. Yes sir. The Patriots will be the first ones to know."

*click*

*beep bo beep, beep beep beeeee-click*

"Sir? Yes sir, this is Ocelot. Yes sir, it's done. They have no idea. Ha, and they didn't even know it was me, Ocelot. Yes sir. The information is planted. It's safe to start the plan. Yes sir. I'm happy to work for you...

         ... Mr. X."

*60's horn build, long E chord sustain*

Reviewer: Tenken13 Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: November 14 2007 4:37 AM Title: Something Stupid This Way Comes

Jesus.... Jesus Christ.

I don't even know where to begin.

It's... hilarious, actually. You really know how to put reference jokes in writing...

"Could be worse. I could write fanfiction instead."

Jesus.

Author's Response: The true measure of a man is his willingness to make fun of himself.

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