Wrong Package by Dreamer


		      It was Halloween and Drug Co was at it again
with a new weight loss formula.    
At the store Oswald walked into Drew’s office and had a package for
Mime.
	“Got a package for you Mime.”
	“What is the package”?
	“Make up I think.”
	I walked into my janitors closet when Oswald came to deliver
the package of weight loss formula from testing. Soon after he left I
heard a pretty loud curse from the bosses office. Apparently Oswald
delivered the wrong package.
	Kate was in a 30-hour famine and after she was dame hungry.
Anyway, we were at Drew’s house and were drinking as usual. And
started to feel strange, no problem, bad brew that’s not unusual.
Then we started to pass out first Drew, then Oswald and me.
	When we came too everything was bigger and were in different
places. I was on the table and the others were on the floor. That was
not what grabbed my attention it was the giant beer bottle on the
table. I had to get in that beer but as I reached the edge my
reaction as Kate walked in was “holly shit”. 
	Kate walked in and was really hungry and looked pissed so I
was pretty scared and then I fell in the beer from the shock. Drew
ran toward her and that was a big mistake because he was in her path
and did not have a chance. Soon her black high heels were his
downfall and she never noticed. The fridge was here first spot and I
was hoping that she would grab another beer but nope. So when she sat
down I tried to get here attention but being a quarter inch tall it
was useless and I was surely domed. Holly crap thank god the beer is
warm because she went to get a cold beer and I was saved.
	Oswald went to the couch thinking it would be easier for him
to be seen but he wasn’t and she sat on him. Just before he blacked
out he fell in the couch. Soon after she fell asleep on the couch and
Oswald in his strange mind wanted to climb her chest. But I can
understand the attraction she is incredibly attractive. When he got
up there he seemed to be quite pleased. Anyway he got to her chest
and his fun soon ended. Kate got up and he fell on the floor right
into her shoe. She put her shoes on and felt something in her left
shoe.
	“What is this in my shoe”?
	When Oswald heard that I bet he was pretty happy.
	“Its probably nothing.”
	She then pushed her foot further in her shoe and that was
Oswald’s end.
	Now the only one left was I, but not to worry Kate left after
her nap. So I decided to drink some of the beer. And soon I once
again passed out. When I came to I was at Drew’s office and once
again we were small and Kate was not to be seen so that proves that
was a dream. But to our horror when we looked up we saw Mime hundreds
of feet tall. She was looking down at us and said, “Hay pig” then she
picked up Drew. He was almost mystified then she said, “wonder if you
taste like bacon” she tossed him down her throat and he was gone. 
	“Yep he tasted like bacon”.
	Oswald and I then said to her “what about us?” that was
stupid because she crushed Oswald while I ran, but not far. The last
thing I saw was a small high-heeled shoe that belonged to Mrs. Louder
who was walking my way and did not seem to notice me.