The Modern Chronicles of Jack McCoy
Big Problems

By: Freak Boy & Somedude
 
Jack Mc Coy, a foreign exchange student from America, sits in the
science lab with Rei. She was assigned to be his partner but half the
stuff Jack was saying went way over her head. Jack had green eyes and
long blonde hair. If his ears were pointy, his friends from America
would joke, he would look like Link. (Message to morons: Link is the
main character in Legend of Zelda) Jack continued to mix chemicals
while Rei sat back and watched.

"Rei, if this serum works do you know the possibilities it
has?" Jack asked as he tossed her a pair of goggles.

"I know that it'll get us an A in science." she said
sarcastically as she caught the goggles. "What are these
for?"

"Mild chance of either explosion or intensely bright light.
Better safe than sorry. After all, I wouldn't want to have to pay any
nasty bills for laser eye surgery and I'm sure you wouldn't
either." Jack never was one for schmoozing or blathering on and
on. He was always straight to the point and spoke what was on his
mind, whether it was a good idea or not.
Rei put on the goggles as Jack lowered the test tube with the strange
serum in it towards an apple. The serum actually kind of looked like
Hershey’s Syrup. The only difference was it was liquidier than the
syrup. Just as Jack was about to pour the serum in Serena and Amy
burst into the lab. Actually, Serena tripped and fell through the
door then Amy ran in to help her. This distraction gave both Jack,
and Rei a heart attack. A drop of the serum hit the apple Jack was
about to pour it onto. Nothing happened.

"Serena, are you ok?" asked Amy helping Serena stand up.

"Watch where you're going meatball head! You could've hit
me!" retorted Rei. Serena stood up and then Rei and Serena began
arguing. Amy sighed. Jack continued to seem oblivious to all that was
going on in the room.

"That's strange... why didn't it work?" finally the noise
seemed to attract Jack's attention. He looked to see Serena and Rei
arguing and shouting at each other. Finally he had had enough and
marched over to them.

"OK," he said. "Stop fighting in here. This is a lab;
if you want some place to fight you could either go to the gym
peacefully and then fight. Or, you could answer to me." Jack was
a good 6'2" and never had a problem intimidating people. Serena
and Rei both shut up. Rei looked to Jack.

"So what is the serum supposed to do again?"

"It's supposed to increase the mass and size of any
object." replied Jack still looking at the apple, which was
still unchanged in any way.

That’s impossible! You can't make things grow." said Rei. Amy
then walked up to Jack.

"You increase the amount of empty space in an object
right?" asked Amy even though she already knew that was the
answer.

"Precisely Amy. I've said it before and I'll say it again,
you're definitely the smart one." said Jack with a smile.

Serena and Rei were as confused as two people could be. Finally Amy
tried to explain but she just made things worse and confused them
even more. So then Jack said:

"Ok, physics for dummies. Basically, your body is made up of
thousands and thousands of molecules and atoms. With me so far?"
this was basic junior high stuff so of course they were following.
They nodded.

"Good. Now an atom is made up of three basic parts. The nucleus,
which is pretty much the brain, the electron and the neuron. Now
between these 3 is empty space. Still following?" Amy couldn't
help but giggle a bit as Jack insulted their intelligence yet still
stuck to the point. He was quite good at doing that. Serena and Rei
knew all this already and couldn't help but get a little angry at
Jack's insulting. They nodded anyway.

"Very good! Ok, the amount of empty space in an atom is greater
then we initially thought it would be. Thanks to new high powered
electron microscopes we can see the atom very close up. If you
enlarged the Nucleus of an Atom to say... the size of an apple. Then
the closest electron or neuron would be.... an estimated... 5 miles
away." Rei and Serena nodded still following.
"Now in theory you can increase the size of an object by
increasing the amount of empty space in its atoms. There, physics for
dummies." Rei and Serena finally got it.

"Ok why didn't you just say so?" said Rei.

"Yeah Amy? Why'd you have to go into all the other stuff? Why
didn't you just say that?" commented Serena.

"I did." Amy said somewhat angrily. Jack simply laughed at
these two simpletons. Serena saw the vile of chocolate like
substance.

"Is that... CHOCOLATE!" she said excitedly. She rushed to
the vile. 

Jack quickly grabbed the vile of liquid as Serena just crashed were
it just was. "I'm hungry!! Let me have some of that stuff!"
Serena was complaining. 

Jack gave a snare, "Serena this is the stuff we were talking
about to make things grow!" Serena just gave a "humph"
and walked back to where Amy was.

“I haven't had lunch yet...grrr" Mumbled Serena. 

"Well let’s put this away and I'll take all of you girls to
dinner?" Jack suggested, All 3 girls heavenly agree with Jack
because they were all starving.

All of them started to leave and Serena was the last one out. Jack
asked, "Hey Serena mind locking up and closing the lights?
Thanks" He threw the keys to Serena and left with the other
girls. (WHAT WAS HE THINKING?) Serena came up to the door but stopped
as she thought about something. 

'I know we are about to go eat but I can't stop about the growy
drink. I'll just have a sip he wouldn't mind plus I like the idea of
growing...' Serena walked back where the vile was and picked it up;
Serena lit up her face and took a sip of the vile. 

"Funny I don't feel any different, it tasted okay…" But
then Serena became sweaty and started to feeling some pain in her
chest, she put her hands over her chest hoping it would ease the
pain. Serena's clothing seemed getting tighter and tighter, "Ack
what’s happening? So much pain… I feel like my bra is about to snap.
ACK! I can see the outline of my bra on my shirt!" shouted
Serena. RIIIPPPPPPPP, was the noise of her shirt made as it came off
Serena, with Serena's eyes closed she doesn't see what’s happening,
she's growing taller. 

Then the pain ended, Serena was sweating with her knees on the ground
and her hands on some shreds of her shirt and bra, her shorts were so
tight you can see the outline of her panties and could shred off if
she kept on growing. "It stopped? No more pain. How funny first
I had clothes now I'm half naked! Uhh what happened? OOF!!!"
That was the sound of Serena's head bumping on the ceiling.
"GOD, this room is 10ft. tall, how in the world did I-THE GROWTH
THINGY!!! IT WORKS!!!!!I think I might be like 9'11 or
something" Serena started laughing and dancing and then noticed
she still had the vile of her hand. She put the vile away in her
cleavage when she looked down and saw the door opening. Jack burst
into the room. He had heard the noise of Serena bumping her head on
the ceiling.

"DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU'VE JUST DONE MEATBALL
HEAD!!!" he shouted. "I STILL DON'T HAVE AN ANTIDOTE FOR
THAT!! YOU MAY BE STUCK THIS WAY FOREVER! YOU BLITHERING
IDIOT!!!" Jack was furious but at Serena's size he wouldn't be
much of a problem. Amy and Rei rushed in and saw the giant Serena.
Amy gasped, Rei joined in to the insulting Serena. Serena glared at
Jack and Rei.

“Amy, go ahead and meet us at the restaurant… I’ll try and fix things
up here. Rei, you stay here, I’m gonna need help getting meatball
head to cooperate.” Amy went off sighing not understanding how Serena
could be so irresponsible. Meanwhile, back with Jack, Rei and Serena,
Serena wasn’t taking too kindly to being given orders.

"I don't think either of you are in a position to be giving ME
orders."

"Well the least you could do is put some clothes on Meatball
Head." said Rei when she noticed Jack was sort of... shall we
say... brought under a spell as he looked at the almost nude Serena.
Serena glared at Rei.

"Don't call me that shorty."

"Serena shut up! Just shut up... this is serious. If anyone
finds out about this then..." 

She had enough. She pulled out the vile and drank some more. She
started growing again this time Serena grew to be 50 feet tall! As
she grew, the building collapsed around her, giving way to her
growing form. Jack just barely managed to shove Rei out of the way of
falling debris; he however, got clonked on the head by a brick.
Amazingly, he stood up only rubbing away a slight head ache. The two
figures of Rei and Jack looked up, and up, and up, and way up at the
massive Titaness that was now Serena. She was huge! The world was her
toy box... literally! She looked down and saw Jack smacking himself
in the fore head repeatedly. Amy was wide eyed and open mouthed and
Rei was speechless. She was just so damn big.

"Still giving orders now Jack?" she asked threateningly.
Jack didn't say anything. He couldn't... he was dumbstruck as to how
he was gonna get himself out of this one. 

Serena realized something... now that she was this big... she could
literally have control over anyone she wanted. Jack had never been
particularly nice to her. If she wanted she could make him pay.
Serena was thinking of how to get payback at Jack, 'Hmm’ she thought.
‘I'm so big and I have so many options. I guess either I'll punish
him someway or make him make more of the stuff I love this growy
drink stuff.' Serena just gave Jack an evil grin.

"O, Jack, guess what you get to do now?" Jack gulped and
was way to nervous to say anything, Serena just looked at him and was
still giving him a glare. "You get to make more of that growth
stuff while I watch you. IF YOU DON'T I'll CRUSH YOU OR EAT YOU!!!GOT
IT????" Serena demanded

“Crap…” was all Jack managed to utter. Serena then slammed her fist
right next to Jack. “HOLY SHIT!!” he said. So, Jack fearing for his
life ran to the lab. 

"Wow Serena you really scared him," said Rei.

"Rei go over and make sure he is doing what I told him
please." ordered Serena. Rei went inside. 

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Jack rushed into the lab, cursing and shouting the whole way.
Suddenly, as soon as he got into the room, there was a pound at the
door. The door went open, and Jack saw Rei. He reached for a folding
chair nearby so he could defend himself, when Rei ran over and put
her hand over his mouth.

"Calm down Jack! I don't want to hurt you. Serena's lost
it!"

"Obviously. I think the growth serum is affecting her mind. I
have to make an antidote. Where's Amy?"

"She went to the restaurant, remember? You told her to go on
ahead when Serena swallowed that growth goop."

"Then I have an idea." Going to the exit, he was suddenly
stopped by a slightly annoyed Rei.

"Hey! Where do you think you're going?" she asked as she
turned him around to face her.

"To find Amy, and make an antidote," replied Jack
matter-of-factly.

"Oh, no you don't!" responded an angry Rei. "You're
not leaving me with the 50 foot bimbo."

"Look at it this way, Rei," pleaded Jack. "If I go
back there, Serena's gonna have me make more growth formula. And then
she'll get even bigger, and probably crazier at the same time. If you
go back there, you can stall for time, and we won't have to worry
about an even bigger meatball head. After all, I have the notes. So
come on, stall her. Not just for me, but for the whole city!" 

"I dunno," responded Rei.

"Listen," replied the slightly annoyed Jack. "You
stall for time, Amy and I make the antidote, no one finds out that
there's a 50 foot tall girl in the school. Or… she captures me, makes
the growth serum, grows really big, and trashes Tokyo. Which sounds
better to you?” Sighing, Rei reluctantly accepted Jack's reasoning.
As he walked out the door, Jack turned back to Rei. 

"Hey, I'll be back as quick as possible. It's not like I'm just
going to go have ravioli with Amy."
That only made Rei feel a little better.

Jack rushed out the doors and towards the restaurant. He began
running figures and advanced calculus along with reverse engineering
in his head. He couldn't help but feel a little bit upset with
himself for leaving Rei alone with the giant meatball head. He really
should feel sorry for her.

"A small moment of silence for Rei... she deserves my
respect." Jack said to himself. "But, hey, better her than
me." he kept running until he reached the restaurant. He burst
in through the front doors and ran to where Amy was sitting.

"Jack?! What's wrong? You look pale. You look like you've seen a
monster." said Amy in a concerned tone that made her sound like
a motherly figure. Jack had no time to explain. He grabbed Amy by the
arm.

"No time to explain! The whole city is in trouble! Follow
me!!"

"What are you talking about Jack?"

He groaned in frustration and began the entire lengthy explanation of
what's been going on in the last few hours. When he finally finished
Amy was too shocked to speak.

"Uh, Amy?" Jack asked, pulling at the girl who had suddenly
frozen. Jack then realized that there was definitely a problem.
"Come on! There's no time to waste!" 

Amy simply stood still in disbelief. "Serena's a monster?"

"I don't think it's her fault. She doesn't usually act like
that. I think the chemical may have affected her mind somehow. But
long story short, I need your help," replied Jack as bluntly as
possible.

"Shouldn't we tell someone Jack?" asked Amy nervously. Jack
grabbed her by the shoulders and stared at her straight in the eyes.

"Oh yeah Amy, lets tell a bunch of people that the biggest air
headed ditz in Tokyo has become a giant monster. They'll understand
completely. In fact, they'll be so supportive they'll all run around
in circles and then call the military in to try, and most likely
fail, to blow her to smithereens. Then when she gets angry and goes
Godzilla on Tokyo everything will fall nicely together." Jack
said sarcastically and annoyed. "Geez... and I thought you were
the smart one. Now are you gonna help or not?" 

Amy simply looked at Jack with a dour face. She looked like she was
about to cry. "I was just, worried. You don't have to be all
mean about it."

"Look Amy, I need you right now. We have to try and stop Serena
before something really bad happens. If all goes well, we can have
her back to normal without an incident."

Amy still looked at Jack with that sad face of hers. While this was,
granted, an extreme situation, Jack still didn't like seeing his
friend this way.

"Hey, I'm sorry, okay? Tell you what, when this is all over,
I'll buy you that dinner I owe you. Okay?" Jack said, trying to
comfort Amy.

"Alright." said Amy as she stood up. They both raced out of
the restaurant and about half way to the school Jack stopped in his
tracks and grabbed Amy to a halt too.

"Jack, what's wrong with you?! We have to hurry!"

"Houston, we have a problem." was Jack's response. Amy
simply looked at him and quirked a brow. "Look, we aren't gonna
be able to get inside the school. Serena will see us entering. She
doesn't know I left and if she sees us then one, she'll kill Rei, you
and me. Or two, she'll just kill me. Either way I die so I don't
really wanna do this." 

Amy considered this and didn't think Serena would do that but... she
didn't think that Serena would make herself 50 feet tall either. Jack
was right, if they were discovered then someone was likely to get
hurt or killed.

Jack had thought the situation over for no more than 10 seconds
before making a decision. "We should be able to sneak in."

"You sound like you've done this before," responded Amy.

"Tell you what, if we survive this, I'll tell you the whole
story." 

Unbeknownst to his classmates, including Amy and Rei, (wherever she
is), Jack's past was far from a happy one. And while it's true Jack
has snuck into buildings before, we can't divulge why just yet. It
didn't really matter to Amy, because it meant that she didn't have to
reveal her secret.
They had managed to make it inside the science lab without being
spotted, as Jack began clearing the shelves and drawers of the
equipment and materials he would need.

"Jack, what are you doing?" asked a concerned Amy.

"We can't stay here! Grab some stuff, and we can do the work
someplace safe." 

"I don't know..." said Amy as she looked at Jack.

"What's not to be sure of?!" asked Jack as he grabbed more
equipment and documentations of his research. "Rei can handle
Serena till we make an antidote!"

"You sure about that?" came an angry voice from behind
Jack. Rei grabbed Jack, who was more than a bit surprised, and spun
him around. She attempted to hit him but like lightning Jack's hand
flew up and blocked Rei's blow with a little more force than
necessary, sending Rei to the ground.

"Sorry, reflex." Said Jack apologetically as he reached
down to help Rei up. 

"Where'd you learn that?" asked Amy curiously.

"Well... when you grow up in the Victoria Courts, one must learn
to... uhm... defend himself." Jack said taking long pauses. He
seemed not to want to reveal too much to them just yet. His past was
a painful one and he was counting on ending up dead so he wouldn't
end up telling anyone his past. Unfortunately, that won't be the
case, as our hero will find out for himself.

"Jack, you can't leave me here. Serena's starting to get
suspicious and ask questions. She'll want to see you soon and if
you're not here-"

"There goes the neighborhood." Jack finished the sentence
for Rei. This was complicated. “Well, I say we all get drunk, ‘cause
I’m all out of ideas.”

"Well! I'm not just going to stay here and play decoy all
day!" Rei was obviously annoyed, but if you had to put your neck
on the line distracting an insane 50 foot bimbo, well, you'd be
cranky too.

"Okay, fine," responded Jack. "You can come with us.
This just means we need to work a hell of a lot faster."

The three ran quickly towards an empty building where they wouldn't
be interrupted, with materials and chemicals in tow. While feeling
sorry for Rei, Jack had realized he had taken a huge risk in letting
her come with them. If Serena decided to go into the city, he could
only hope the military or the Sailor Scouts would be able to stop
them. (Of course, Jack doesn't know the gigantic Serena is the leader
of the scouts!)

Finally, the three went into the building, and quickly got to work.
After 3 hours of working Jack and Amy managed to create an antidote
that would in theory work. In theory though. It was risky but they
didn't have anything to test it on. Or did they?

"No! No way, nah ah. I ain’t being a guinea pig for my own
experiment!" Jack said angrily as he began backing away from Amy
and Rei waving his arms to signal NO!

Amy and Rei inched closer each holding the serum.

"Come on Jack, we need to test it on something living and, since
you got us into this mess-" Rei began as she inched even closer.

"ME!! I got us into this mess?!! No, Serena got herself and
everyone else into this mess, I had nothing to do with it!! Einstein
built the Atomic Bomb, does that make Hiroshima his fault?!! No, in
fact he specifically told the president not to use the Atom Bomb on
the Japanese but he did it anyway! Just like our mishap here, I'm as
innocent as Einstein."

"Jack, please test it out?" asked Amy as she put on her
cutest prettiest face.

"Yeah, please?" asked Rei as she too put on a cute loving
seductive face.

Rei's eyes were too much for Jack to take. How could he say no to not
one, but two pretty girls? And considering he was counting on ending
up dead anyway, it was worth a shot.

"Alright, alright! Just stop with the faces! I give, I give!
Look, I'll test it, but I'll need to take a little bit of the growth
serum first. The formula doesn't shrink things, it directly
neutralizes the growth formula."

"Why did you do that?" asked Amy.

"Safety reasons… lord knows what might have happened if Serena
got ahold of a shrinking serum. This will directly counteract the
growth serum, restoring Serena to her normal size, and making her
sane again."

"In theory," added Rei.

"Now just give me a drop," he ordered, "and see if the
antidote works without causing cardiac arrest or anything nasty like
that."

Quickly obliging, Amy took a small amount of the growth liquid they
analyzed and injected it into him. Not a lot, just enough to make him
6'6, tall enough to play in the NBA.

"Okay, now deliver the antidote."

Amy presented an equal part of the antidote, hoping it would shrink
Jack back to normal instead of well, making him explode.

It worked. And now that it worked there was an even bigger problem at
hand; How to get Serena to drink the Serum.

"We'll have to get her to drink it. I don't see how we'll be
able to do that though because no doubt she's pissed that both Rei
and I went missing. Here's the plan I have formulated-" Jack
began.

"Wait a minute," interrupted Rei. "You thought up a
plan in less than a minute?"

"Yeah. I did something like this before. I just needed to change
my previous actions a bit."

Rei and Amy were both beginning to wonder about Jack's rather
mysterious past. They decided not to ask questions but listen in
instead.

"Alright, here's the plan. Rei, you're going to lure Serena into
the Shima Field's Baseball Diamond. Amy, there you'll be waiting
under the bleachers. When Serena gets in the field you hop out from
behind the bleachers, but KEEP your cover. Don't let her spot you.
Climb up into the announcer’s booth and aim the super soaker I'll
provide you with at Serena's mouth. When she opens it fire away. I'll
be in the other booth doing the same thing. Rei, you'll have to act
as a sort of decoy and lure Serena into our line of fire. If you can
get her to laugh then we'll have a clear shot at her mouth and she'll
shrink back to normal size." Amy was impressed with Jack's quick
thinking. Rei was a bit angry that she'd have to play the decoy
again. 

Rei sighed, reluctantly agreeing to play decoy. It worked before, so
she didn't see why it wouldn't work again. As long as Jack didn't
find out she was Sailor Mars, it was an acceptable risk.

The three of them headed off to their positions, as Rei got in front
of the gigantic Serena. Judging by the look on her face, she was not
happy.

"Serena," asked Rei, "what's wrong?"

"You know what's wrong!" she screamed. "That little
bug Jack ran off, and without him, I can't make more growth
serum."

"Well, I know where he is!"

Serena jumped in the air, causing a small quake that nearly knocked
Rei off of her feet. "Well, come on, show me where he is! I
can't wait to grow more..."

Serena's ramblings were ignored by Rei as she lured the giantess to
Shima field, trying to keep her as far away from houses and people as
possible. Finally Rei and Serena arrived at the baseball diamond.

"Okay Rei, where is he?" asked Serena.

"He should be here. I'll go get him."

Angry with all the waiting, Serena picked Rei up and held her in
front of her huge face. "You had better hurry. If I don't see
him soon, you're going to be my dinner."

As Serena put Rei down, she began to lure the giant meatball head by
where Amy was hiding. She had to put her faith in her friend right
now. 

Amy managed to sneak up to the announcer’s booth on the left, Jack
was already taking aim in the booth on the right. Jack was a crack
shot with a gun, a super soaker is no exception to that. Like Jack
said, growing up in the Victoria Courts you need to learn to defend
yourself. Amy however... I doubt she's ever used a gun.

Jack continued keeping his eye locked on target, the super soaker
loaded with his serum. Amy kept her aim steady as well.

"That's it Rei! He's not here! You tricked me, now I'm gonna do
to you what I'll do to Jack when I find him!!" Serena reached
down and grabbed Rei. Rei began screaming in fear. As Serena opened
her mouth to devour Rei, Jack took his opening.

"TARGET IN SIGHT, I REPEAT AMY TARGET IN SIGHT!! FIRE AT WILL
FIRE AT WILL!! TARGET AT 1 O CLOCK! FIRE, FIRE!!!" Jack pulled
the trigger and 5 pounds of pressurized reduction serum shot out of
Jack's super soaker and hit Serena dead on target. He felt like he
was back in the force again. Amy's shot missed but not by much. It
took a slight adjustment of her arm but the antidote made it into
Serena's mouth.

Serena dropped Rei and Rei scrambled up to Jack, who left the
announcer’s booth and was now at the top of the bleachers. But
something wasn't right.

"Jack? What's wrong, we did it!" Rei said as she rushed up
to Jack.

"We didn't... I didn't count on this. Apparently for a job this
big the antidote may take a while. I give it a day minimum to kick
in, and with a giant angry meatball head on the loose, one day is all
it'll take for Tokyo to be leveled." said Jack grimly as he
pointed to the still giant Serena. 

Serena looked to her 3 friends and, unfortunately for them was still
angry and still giant.

Serena looked at Jack enraged. She was still big, and still very much
insane! "What did you do to me?!"

Jack smiled smugly at the monstrous figure in front of him.
"That was an antidote to the growth serum. It will return you to
normal."

Rei and Amy looked at Jack with a sense of astonishment. Did he have
a death wish?

"That's right, you big bitch!" continued Jack. "You're
finished!"

The enraged Serena began to move towards Jack, but stopped when he
put his finger up in the air.

"Temper, temper, psycho-bitch. If you get too riled up, there's
no telling what the antidote will do. Odds are it could kill you. Now
just sit down like a nice girl until you're back to normal. It should
only take a day. You don't want to overwork that heart of
yours."

From the sides, Amy wondered what Jack's plan was. There were no side
effects when they tested the formula. It was obviously a bluff by
Jack to get Serena out of the way until the formula shrunk her and
restored her sanity. But the question was, ‘would Meatball head fall
for it?’ 

Unfortunately for Jack, Serena didn't care about anything that he had
to say. "Even if I do die, I'm still gonna squash you like an
ant!"

The headstrong Texan stood still as Serena lowered her hand over
Jack. But before she could pulverize him, Rei screamed out, holding a
bottle in her hand. A bottle with a brown, liquidy substance.

"Hey! Meatball head!" she screamed. "You want some
more of the serum? Here it is!" Much to Jack's relief, Serena
completely forgot about him in favor of the bottle Rei was holding in
her hand. 

"Give it to me!" she boomed.

"You want it, go and get it!” she said, running from Serena.

"What is she doing?" asked Amy. With no time to really
think about it, her and Jack followed Rei and Serena until the
reached the wreckage of the school. Wasting no time at all when she
got there, Rei threw the bottle in the rubble, then ran up to Amy and
Jack while Serena bolted for the bottle.

"Do you have any idea what you've just done?!" asked an
infuriated Jack.

"Yeah," responded Rei. "Lure out Meatball head with a
mix of chocolate syrup and water in a bottle. By the time she's done
with the fake, Serena should be at least 5 feet smaller.

"But how did you do that?"

"Someone left some syrup in the Home Ec. room, and I figured
it'd be a good distraction back when I was stalling Serena for
you."

Jack simply looked at Rei dumbfounded. 

"And by the way," continued Rei, "you should be a
little more grateful. Amy and I put our necks on the line for you a
lot today."

"I guess you're right," responded Jack, feeling a little
guilty.

"Save the apologies for later," interrupted Amy. "We
need to go, now!"

"We can't," responded Jack. "If we leave, Serena's
gonna come after us, meaning she goes into the city, meaning lots of
panic and other stuff right out of a Godzilla movie. Rei? What's your
opinion?" 

"Jack's right, we can't leave or Serena'll go Godzilla on Tokyo.
We have to stand and fight." Rei said forcefully.

"Couldn't agree with you more Rei." Said Jack with a smile
as he pulled out what looked like a can of Mace and a lighter. Rei
and Amy looked at each other. If they fought like this, then they'd
die. The only way to fight would be to transform into Sailor Scouts
and get the other girls to help. But then Jack would know their
secret!

Suddenly the roof was pulled off and the giantess Serena looked down
angrily at them. No time for thinking of the positives and negatives,
they needed to decide QUICKLY!!

Realization dawned on Amy and Rei. The first thing was that Jack
proved trustworthy, by trying to save Serena rather than kill her,
and helping the two of them out. The second was that they didn't
really have much of a choice. So the two did what they did best. They
raised their wands up and transformed

"Mercury Star Power!"

"Mars Star Power!"

Jack and Serena were both bewildered by the bright light surrounding
the two. Contrary to what's shown on TV, the transformations are
brief, so it only took about 10 seconds for Amy and Rei to change
into their uniforms. Jack, of course, couldn't believe it.

"Holy crap! You two are Sailor Scouts?!"

"Yeah," responded Amy. "Is something wrong with
that?"

"No, that's great!"

"I thought you'd say that," responded Rei, "but you
can't tell anyone, got it?"

"Believe me," replied Jack, "I can keep a secret. And
you look great in a miniskirt." The last comment was accompanied
by a wink from Jack that neither Rei or Amy expected from him.
Amy smiled and Rei felt a sense of relief and slight embarrassment
over Jack's comments. 

"Speaking of secrets though," Rei added, "you're not
exactly at face value either."

"Save it!" interrupted Amy as Serena dove at them. Amy
immediately recognized that in her condition, Serena didn't realize
she could transform into Sailor Moon, or even think about it. But
Jack didn't need to know that...

"So," asked Amy, "what's the plan?" 

“Hmm… how about try not to get killed?” Jack replied as he dodged
Serena’s fist, which tried to ground him into a bloody pulp in the
dirt.

“Seriously, Jack! I know you’re cookin’ something up in that head of
yours, so how about saying something useful?!?!” Rei shouted as she
dodged a kick from the giant meatball head.

“Ok! Ok! Sheesh… well, if we attack full force we'll end up severely
injuring her," Jack began as he dove to the side dodging Serena,
accompanied by Amy and Rei. "I suggest we try and stun her. I
have a tazer, I could probably rig it so that it'd output 50 times
it's normal shock value. That should be enough to knock her out for a
while. Or, we could go simple and I could grab my tranquilizer rifle
and shoot her with an elephant tranquilizer."

Amy and Rei looked at Jack like he was a crazy person.

"Who has Elephant tranquilizers?!" shouted Rei.

"Or a tranquilizer rifle for that matter?" asked Amy a
little more civilized.

"Someone who's into self defense and against home invasion
robberies." said Jack defensively as he and the girls dodged yet
another attack from the giantess. "So what'll it be? The
Tranquilizers or the Tazer?"

"Do you have the tazer on you?" asked Amy.

"Yeah. Just distract Serena for a few seconds, okay? I mean, you
guys are superheroes, right?"

"Something like that," replied Amy. Waving her hands into
the air, Mercury summoned a group of bubbles to create a fog around
the area (her Shabon Spray for all of you picky otaku in the
audience). In practically no time at all, Jack had set his tazer with
enough force to knock out an elephant.

Serena, meanwhile, was blind as a bat in the fog, and gradually
shrinking due to the effects of Jack's antidote. Unfortunately, she
was still 40 feet tall, more than large enough to grind Jack, Amy,
and Rei into neat smears on the ground. In her attempts to find the
three, she began randomly stomping and swinging in front of her.

"I see her!” screamed Jack. Lunging towards an exposed hand,
Jack plunged the tazer into it, releasing 50,000 volts of electricity
into her. The reaction from Serena was lunging back and, screaming in
agony.

"Jack!" screamed Rei. "You did it!"

"Shut up! You’ll jinx it! I'm not so sure she’s down for the
count, Rei..." 

"She's out cold." Amy said as she rushed up.

"We did it!" shouted Rei and Jack in unison. They both
hugged with their eyes closed. Then they slowly opened their eyes and
realized what they just did. Rei looked at Jack all fast and
surprised and Jack did the same thing, then they seemed to just
appear standing next to each other with no movement of getting out of
the hug position. Amy couldn't help but laugh.

A thought came to Rei and Amy's mind, Jack still hadn't shared any
light onto his past.

“Okay, Jack. It's time to come clean." Rei spoke with a force
both stern and respectful. After all, if she was willing to reveal
that her and Amy were Sailor Scouts, that Jack should at least be
willing to reveal his past. It didn't matter to her that Serena was
unconscious in back of them. The antidote would return her to normal
in due time.

Jack simply looked at Rei, and sighed.

“Well, let me see. Where to begin…. I was the result of a drunken
night in the back of a pick up truck. My father is unknown; my mom
was too drunk and high to remember who he was. My mom never wanted me
but, thanks to a defective condom, I was born. She hated me. She
would always hit me and yell at me and blame me for her problems. I
still loved her though; she was my mom after all. 

When I was 7 she gave birth to my two younger brothers, Todd and
Louis. She would have hit them like she did me, but I wouldn't let
her. I took all the beatings. My mother wasn't a good person. She was
an alcoholic and she put at least three illegal drugs into her system
a day. 

I grew up in the Victoria courts. It was the worst neighborhood in
all of San Antonio. While there I learned from an old guy who lived
in the dumpster behind the alley we lived in. He taught me how to
fight. He taught me how to move swift as the wind, strike like a
raging fire yet at the same time attack with all the force of a great
typhoon, to be accurate as a lightning bolt with my attacks. 

My brothers weren't fighters; I wanted them to live the best life
they could though so I became sort of their personal body guard. I
wanted to make sure that they didn't have to go through the hell of a
childhood I went through. 

I spent most of my free time playing paintball with the other kids. I
learned to shoot while playing paintball. Crack Shot McCoy, that’s
what they called me. I never lost a game, never.

Then I got a job as a cop, I lied about my age so that I could get
the job. That was the first time I held a real gun. It became my best
friend and outlaws worst enemies. My life was getting better, but my
mom was becoming an even nastier piece of work by the day. 

She hated me and my brothers. But she only ever hit me. I wouldn't
let her hit my brothers. She started getting more violent with me
though. She gave me a lot of scars. Most of them are still there...
forever on my back they'll remain as a reminder.

One day mom got more drunk than I’d ever seen her. She tried to
strangle Todd... I punched her. I actually punched her!! I was
shocked that I hit her and she was too. What really scared me was
that, when I hit her, it felt good. She grabbed me by the throat and
slammed my face into the pavement. She threw me through the window to
a Texas Land and Cattle Steak House. I landed on my back on top of
the grill. The burns I received were life threatening... if the
manager hadn't called the hospital, I'd be dead.

3 months later I got out of the critical condition ward. I went to
the police station and grabbed my Springfield 03' rifle. The police
force had tracked down my mom's supplier, we were to go there and set
up positions. Kill him if he tried to run. 

I was going to kill the son of a bitch that kept supplying my mom
with those god damned pills. I knew that my mom was gonna be in the
Menger Hotel meeting with Enrique. I set up position in the Crocket
Hotel. I looked through the scope and saw my mom buying her pills
from Enrique. 

I've seen a lot of dirt bags before, but somehow, this was different.
I knew Enrique was supplying my mom since before I was born, but I
never said a word because my mom needed her pills. This was
different, THIS was personal. I didn't just want to arrest this scum
ball so he could walk free on the streets the very same day; I wanted
to send this bastard to hell where he belonged.

2 officers were set up on the other side so that we formed a
triangle. Enrique was at the point of the triangle, I was at the
bottom left point and Officer Zapata and Nixon were on the bottom
right.

Our sergeant moved in to get Enrique, he ran for it and my mom did
too. He gave the orders, shoot to kill, I repeat shoot to kill. I
found that bastard in my scope and I fired away!! I shot every ounce
of hate I had for that man out in 12 rounds of 8 hot lead bullets. I
got him... I got him. But it cost me... and it cost my mom even more.
I hit her in the back of the head with 3 of the shots.

Everyone praised me and said great shooting... but I killed my own
mother! What had I done... god what had I done?!! With her gone my
brothers and I went to an orphanage. 

I managed to get the blueprints of the place from an old friend from
thee force. My brothers and I formed an escape plan from the
orphanage. Louis, Todd, 3 of their friends who wanted to leave the
orphanage and myself snuck out of the orphanage via the heating ducts
and ventilation system. We used the plumbing system for a little bit
since the toilets didn't flush at all, they were just for show. We
managed to escape the orphanage.

I went back to my old job at the police academy. I saved up some
money and managed to rent a ratty crap ass apartment for us to live
in. The police station got bombed in a terrorist attack though. With
our source of income gone, I had to find another way to get the
money.

I saw an add in the Sunday paper about a foreign exchange student
program. Each week you participate in the program you receive 500
smackers in cash. I took the opportunity so I could support my
brothers. When I get the checks I send them to my brothers in the
mail.

That's why I'm here...." After Jack tells his story there is
nothing left but a loooong silence.

The tension on the field by the school could be cut with a knife.
After Jack finished his story, the room remained quiet for several
minutes. Finally, Rei began to speak.

"That's, horrible."

"I can't believe your own mother would do that," added Amy.

"That's why I worked on the growth formula. I figured something
like that could revolutionize the world… and give my family the money
we needed to live and then some. I never expected any human to drink
it, and I definitely didn't expect it to drive people insane."
The last sentence was accompanied with a sense of regret and sadness.

"Aw, cheer up Jack," added Rei. "You can still work on
it. We made an antidote together, didn't we?"

Jack was surprised by the unrelenting optimism of the girls in front
of him. "You'd be willing to help me? Even if I know who you two
really are?

"Sure!" answered a cheery Amy. "After all you've gone
through, and helped us out, it wouldn't be a problem at all!"

With a life as tragic as Jack's, he was used to rejection and the
like, so the fact that these two girls were willing to reveal their
deepest secret, and then help him still, was something of a small
miracle to him. Tears came to his eyes.

"Jack," asked Rei, "are you crying?"

"I didn't expect the two of you to be so nice, that's all."

"Hey, don't worry about it. We're friends. We're supposed to
help each other out." Amy nodded in agreement. 

Jack looked at the unconscious Serena. Even though she tried to kill
him, and she wasn't the first, Jack felt sorry for her. 

"Well... it'd be mean to leave meatball head here." said
Jack as he walked over to the now 20 foot giantess. "Especially
since she's still half naked. Rei, Amy, you grab her legs. I'll get
her shoulders."

"Where are we taking her?" asked Amy as they began hauling
her off like a beached whale.

"To my place.... no wait... how bout one of your places?"
asked Jack.

"Our parents would kill us." they both said in unison. Jack
sighed.

"To my place it is then." 

Jack led the girls to an old run down neighborhood. Serena had
regressed back to her normal size now but she still remained
unconscious. Jack unlocked the door to a trailer and stepped inside.

"Welcome to my house." he said nonchalantly. Amy and Rei
looked around.

"Is that.... a chalk outline on the floor?" asked Rei as
she pointed to the chalk outline on the floor.

"Yeah... he isn't the only one who died in here though. I hope
Serena won't mind that she'll wake up in the bed my buddy from the
police academy died in." said Jack as he began walking towards
the door to a bedroom.

"When did he die?" asked Rei. Jack opened the door
revealing a dead person lying on the bed.

"Sometime between the Today Show and the Tonight Show."
said Jack with a sigh. "He was a good man..." Amy and Rei
look at each other somewhat sickened by the sight.

“Uh, Rei?"

"What is it Amy?"

"I don't think letting Serena wake up here is such a good
idea!"

"It'll teach her a lesson for, well, trying to kill us,"
responded Rei with a slightly evil grin on her face. 

After a short while, Serena finally began to come to. She was still 7
feet tall, though quickly shrinking back to her normal size. 

"Uh, what happened? I had this weird dream that I grew real big
and tried to kill Rei and Jack."

"Well, Serena," began Jack, "it's a long story."
It was clear now that the antidote had reverted Serena's mind back to
normal, and would very soon do the same to her body. Even between the
time she woke up, she had already lost half a foot in height. But the
relief quickly faded when Serena looked at the dead body next to her.

The scream could be heard three blocks away. Eventually, Rei had to
cover her mouth, which now conveniently had completely returned to
normal, along with Serena.

"Be quiet, meatball head! Don't you know how loud you are?"

"Where, where am I?" Serena asked, still panicked at the
sight of the corpse.

"You're in my trailer." said Jack angrily at Serena.
"Is there a problem with that?" he asked as he cracked his
knuckles.

"NO! No, not at all!" said Serena quickly. After a lengthy
explanation of what had happened, and an even lengthier period of
trying to get Serena to stop crying and blubbering like a whale, they
got her dressed in one of Jack's old shirts and then went off to the
school where Amy and Rei, mostly Amy, promised to help Jack fix his
serum.

**************************************************

"Well, we have a theoretical improvement here... but we need a
Test Subject to make sure it'll work on living things like Turkey,
and Chicken and Cows so we can have more meat at a cheaper
price." Jack began as he held up the new serum. Serena
volunteered but everyone quickly shouted at her and she sat back
down.

"Since I helped to design it," began Amy, "it would
seem that I should be the one to test it."

"Sounds fair to me," responded Jack. "Rei, do you have
a problem with that?"

"Nope. Not at all. Just keep it away from Meatball head."

"Hey!" shouted an angry Serena. "How was I supposed to
know the old formula drove people insane?"

Once again, Amy had found herself breaking up an argument between
Serena and Rei while Jack looked on.

"Calm down you two!" Turning to Jack, she took a small
amount of the new serum and began to drink it.

"Now remember, only drink a little. I need to test this stuff in
stages."

Nodding in agreement, Amy swallowed about an ounce of the serum, and
waited for the formula to take effect.

"Booring!" Serena said as she fake yawned.

"Not now Serena! This is important!" Rei yelled.

"Will you pipe down!" screamed Jack to Rei and Serena.
"This is the good part."

Sure enough, Amy began to feel incredibly warm throughout her entire
body, and soon enough, she began to grow.

Amy stopped growing at around 10 feet, since she and Rei still hadn't
untransformed the uniform grew with her. Amy looked herself over not
seeming to believe how small everything seemed. Then, Jack let out
the classic pretty girl whistle.

"Very nice." he said as he looked up. Since Amy had gotten
a so tall, Jack could see right up her mini skirt. Rei raised a hand
to smack him upside the head, but remembering last time, she decided
not too. 

Amy blushed as she did her best to push her skirt down enough to try
and cover herself. Serena had little beady eyes as she got nervous.

"Was I that intimidating when I was giant?" asked Serena as
she backed up a little nervously.

"You were about 5 times her height, and 20 times scarier. That
zit on your nose was huge." said Jack without taking his eyes
away from Amy.

"THERE'S A ZIT ON MY NOZE?!!" Serena panicked. Rei grabbed
Serena and assured her that Jack was just being Jack and joking
around.

"Now," Jack began as he pulled out a tape measure. "To
make sure everything's proportionate. I'll need to take some
measurements." Said Jack with a smile.

Rei and Serena looked at him, both thinking: 'Typical guy...'

Amy thought about hitting Jack for being a pervert, but quickly
realized at her size she could seriously harm him. So instead, she
picked him up with a stern look on her face.

"You need to learn some manners, Jack!" 

"Sorry," responded an embarrassed Jack.

Putting Jack down carefully, she began to walk around, testing her
ability to move. Although she was annoyed with Jack looking up her
skirt, she was also a bit embarrassed as well, not being used to so
much attention.

"So," asked Jack, "how do you feel?"

"Just fine, actually. And I'm sure I look fine too," she
added with a slight giggle. Jack blushed at the remark.

"So," asked Rei, "you don't feel like causing mass
destruction or crushing anyone?"

"Of course not! I don't want to hurt you guys!"

Jack was relieved by this. "Well, she's sane. And one ounce of
the serum caused a growth from the original height to 10 feet! Very
impressive!"

"Thanks, I guess."

"Hey, if it wasn't for you, I'd still be working on the
compounds." Blushing, Amy turned around and looked at Rei and
Serena, who gave her a thumbs-up sign.

"For the next test, I guess we could give you some more of the
serum Amy, or we could test it on Rei."

Rei was confused. "Why on me?"

"I can't be sure if it works the same on everyone until two
people try it."

"Why can't I try it?" asked Serena. The resulting glares
from everyone, including the 10 foot tall Amy, made her sit down and
keep quiet. 

They decided, well Jack decided, that they would test it out on Rei.
Although Rei and Amy his actual reasons for giving some to Rei were
not pure, they couldn't argue that it was a good idea to check it out
on more than one person. Rei drank an ounce of the serum while Serena
decided to get behind a desk BEFORE Rei became 10 feet tall.

"I don't feel anything." said Rei.

"Just wait, it'll happen." said Jack as he looked at his
watch. "And.... 5... 4... 3... 2... and" Rei suddenly felt
very warm. "Now."

Rei began slowly growing and growing and boy was she tall. She became
10 feet tall just like Amy. Jack looked at Rei then back to Amy then
back to Rei. So many thoughts ran through his head.

"Right on queue." said Jack. This time he tried to make it
a little less obvious that he was looking up their skirts. Obviously
annoyed that Jack refused to test the growth serum on her, Serena
thought it would be funny if Jack got beat up by Rei, who wasn't
nearly as good at controlling herself as Amy was. So, she took this
opportunity to do just that.

"Hey Rei! Jack's looking up your skirt!"

"What?!" Turning to Jack, Rei looked furious.

"She's lying!" responded Jack. "She's just annoyed
that I didn't give her the growth serum!"

"No I'm not!"

"Yes you are! I just don't look up people's skirts all the time!
You're just jealous!"

Rei wasn't sure who to believe. Serena did seem to be a bit jealous
over not being given the growth serum, but Jack, well, Jack's a guy.
And he did try to look up Amy's skirt. She wasn't sure whether to
believe Jack or the meatball head. 

Since Serena was Rei's friend and fellow sailor scout, she believed
Serena rather than Jack who had been constantly... shall we say...
being a bit inappropriate.

"You're a dead man Jack!!" said Rei as she leapt for him.

"Oh fuck!" shouted Jack as he ducked under a desk and
rolled. He stood up and pulled out what looked like a gun, it was
just a paintball gun but it looked a lot like a hand gun. "I'll
shoot, don't move! It's loaded and you know I'm a good shot."
Jack bluffed. Rei faltered but only slightly. Serena got wide eyed
and ducked down behind a desk. 

When Jack looked in Serena's direction Rei and Amy both jumped
forward, thinking he actually was armed and dangerous, and tackled
him. Amy grabbed the gun while Rei hit Jack HARD in the chest. You
could hear the *SNAP* of a few of his ribs breaking. He'd had worse
injuries but, holding in his screams of pain was still really
freakin’ hard.

"Rei..." said Amy sounding very morbid.

"What?!" asked Rei angrily as she kept Jack pinned down
with one hand over his broken rib cage. He winced and held in his
screams of pain. "He had a gun! He could've killed all of
us!!"

"He was bluffing... it's a paintball gun." said Amy as an
anime sweat bead dropped down the side of her head. The sense of
anger had turned to absolute dread when it hit on Rei exactly what
she had done.

"Crap! This is what I get for making you an Amazon!" Jack
wheezed.

Rei was quick to apologize. "Oh, Jack! I didn't know!"

"Hell, it's happened before. Cops need to make this judgment
call a lot." Although he managed a smile, Jack was still in a
lot of pain.

"Try not to move," responded Amy. Looking over the area
where Jack was bandaged up, Amy quickly reached for some unused
sheets to wrap up the areas.

"Hey, you guys are superheroes, right? Can't you just heal
me?"

"We may be heroes," answered Rei, "but we're not gods.
You need to get to the hospital."

"I think now would be a good time to test the antidote. No way
the hospital is going to let two 10 foot sailor scouts check in a
guy. And I don't trust her," Jack said pointing at Serena, who
promptly stuck her tongue out at him.

"Serena!" angrily shouted Rei. "This is serious!"

"I've had worse," responded Jack. "I'm not a baby. If
you're going to take me to the hospital, take the antidote, and drop
me off. I'm a quick healer though. I'll be back on my feet in a
week."

"Look Jack," answered Rei. "This is serious. You need
to go to the hospital."

"No, really, I'll be fine. Look, it's your call. My fault
anyway. Shouldn't have pulled a paintball gun." 

"Why don't you want to go to the hospital Jack?" asked Amy
concerned as she began to walk closer.

"One, I don't need no doctor to tell me what to do. I can handle
myself..." Jack realized how that sounded. "Let me rephrase
that, I can take care of myself. Two, I can't afford a doctor, a room
in a hospital, or ANY of the medications or procedures they'll do on
me to heal me. And 3, they’ll want to know how I broke my ribs and
why they're broken in the shape of a fist." said Jack counting
off the reasons on his fingers. Amy and Rei looked at each other and
had to agree that, he was right.

"Ok, we won't take him to a hospital. Amy, you patch him up
you're the one who knows what to do. Jack, take off your shirt so Amy
can see if anything's serious." said Rei.

"Uhm... I don't really think that's necessary. I know the wounds
and... It’s uh.. It’s... it's nothing. Nothing... it's... nothing,
nothing at all." Jack stammered.

"Jack," began Amy as she sat in front of Jack. "I need
to examine the injury to determine how serious it is. Please, take
off your shirt." She said both forcefully and gently. Jack was
surrounded by all three girls. The two Amazons to his front left and
right, and the meatball head behind him.

"I really don't think this is necessary girls." said Jack
trying to avoid taking his shirt off in front of them.

"Jack," said Rei getting fed up with his whining. "If
YOU don't want to take your shirt off I'll do it for you. So what's
it gonna be?"

Jack sighed and took off his shirt. On his back, the burn you'd
expect to see after the life threatening ordeal from his childhood.
It was shaped like a bar. It wasn't deformed or anything, the skin
was normal but it was darker than the rest of his skin. On the rest
of his body, including his back, were several other scars. Some
looked like they were from bullets, others from knives, and some from
bite marks. 

Amy acted very professional, despite the several questions she had
for Jack about how he received some of the more grotesque slash and
bullet scars, and only paid attention to his ribs. Remarkably, only 3
ribs were broken. There were 4 fractures in all but only 3 of his
ribs sustained injury, his chest was bruised in the shape of Rei's
fist, the fractures where her knuckles impacted. Rei and Serena were
not as considerate as Amy was.

All sorts of questions flooded Jack. Rei wanted to know how much of
his life he had "forgot" to tell them. Serena wanted to
know if it hurt when she poked his various burns and scars. Jack's
humiliation was unbearable. Amy saw this and quickly gestured for Rei
and Serena to shut up.

Now that his wounds were patched up, and his dignity partially
restored, Jack was ready to begin further testing of the serum.
Deciding that since Amy had been the nicest of the three girls, she
would be the one to test the next batch of serum. This didn't sit too
well with Serena.

"Oh come on! Why can't I get some of the serum?"

"Because, I've seen enough of a giant you to last a
lifetime." 

With that out of the way, Jack began to instruct Amy on the next part
of the test. "Now, Amy, for this part of the test, we'll need to
go outside. And please, be careful, all three of you.

Nodding in agreement, the three girls went outside as Jack took notes
on the behavior and appearance of Rei and Amy. So far, they didn't
look or act any differently than they used to, they were just
proportionally larger. This was a good thing. The last thing Jack
needed were two deformed, insane sailor amazons attacking the city.

"Now Amy," began Jack, "we're going to test a
significantly larger dose of the serum on you. If this goes according
to plan, your growth should be proportional with the amount of serum
you drink. Understand?"

Nodding, Amy took a cup of the growth serum and began to drink it
while everyone looked on. Since Amy drank a cup of the serum she grew
and expanded until she reached the 50 foot mark. She looked down at
the very tiny Jack and Serena and then the doll sized Rei.

"Ok, now you can't call me a perv if I can see up her
skirt." said Jack in his usual tone. When Jack joked, it was the
never changing and him sounding serious that made it funnier.
Still... Amy didn't really encourage the idea of Jack seeing her
panties so she sat down as carefully as she could. "Now can I
take some measurements? We need to be sure that you're proportionate
to your original size after all." Rei shoved Jack knocking him
to the ground. Amy, who controls her temper very well, helped Jack up
with a single hand.

"Thanks Amy, well this proves that sanity remains even at the
fifty foot mark. Everything looks proportionate but without exact
measurements we can't be sure." said Jack poutily. Even Amy had
to give Jack a VERY gentle fwap on the head with her index finger.
Rei walked up to Jack. 

"Ok Jack, now give me some." said Rei as she looked down at
him.

"You broke my ribs and knocked me flat on my ass, if we're
testing anything on you, it's the antidote." said Jack sternly.

"Oh, come on Jack! Please?" she said as she gave him big
puppy dog eyes. When will Jack learn that it's pointless to argue
with a pretty girl?


Unable to resist Rei's charms, Jack gave her the serum and watched as
she expanded into a 50 foot tall giantess. This made Jack more than a
little reprehensive. After all, Rei did break his ribs. From his
viewpoint, Rei looked completely normal like Amy, just a lot bigger.

"So," began Jack, "how's the weather up there?"

"Just fine," responded Rei. "Wanna see?"

Before Jack could respond to this, Rei lifted Jack up into the air
and placed him on her shoulder. From there, Jack could see the entire
neighborhood, although it wasn't exactly much to look at.

"So, uh, Rei..."

"Yes, Jack?"

"How do you feel?"

"Just fine, actually. I feel pretty much the same that I felt
when I was 5 feet tall."

"Very good! How about you, Amy?"

"Just fine," responded the blue-haired giantess. This was
great news for Jack. Unlike the first test of the serum, the second
one was going off without a hitch. 

Of course, Serena didn't want to be left out of the fun. So it came
as no surprise to Jack when she went over to the feet of Amy and Rei
and began begging Jack for the serum.

"Please, I'll be good! I really will!"

"I already said NO!"

"Oh come on! You made Rei and Amy huge! And Rei broke your
ribs." That reminder made Rei shudder a little.

"Yeah," responded Jack, "but you tried to kill me! And
Rei, and Amy!"

"But I'll be good this time! PLEASE?!?" shouted Serena.
Finally Jack had had enough.

"ALRIIIIGHT!!!" he angrily shouted at the top of his lungs.
"JESUS!! If it will shut you up then here!!" Rei put Jack
down and Jack began walking up to Serena when a thought hit him.
"Serena... if I give you the serum then you'll grow and rip my
Led Zeppelin shirt to shreds." Jack said. Serena smiled. Rei and
Amy didn't want Serena to transform but they couldn't stop her. She
tossed Jack his shirt. It landed on his head shielding his eyes.

"Moon Crystal Power!" shouted Serena as she transformed
into Sailor Moon. Jack took his Led Zeppelin shirt off his head and
saw Serena in Sailor Moon's outfit. He smacked himself in the head
then gave her the vile. Serena drank it and like the others became
fifty feet tall.

So, like before, Serena was a towering 50 foot tall blonde. Unlike
before, she was in control of herself and with her two equally
gigantic friends. "But what's the use of being big," she
thought, "if you can't have some fun with it?" With this in
mind she reached for the tiny Jack and picked him up.

"Hey! Serena!" screamed Jack, who was back on the way into
his house to put away his Led Zeppelin shirt. Her sudden action
caused Jack to drop the shirt on the ground. "What are you going
to do to me?"

"Oh, just have a little fun with our little man. Right
girls?" Rei and Amy nodded in agreement, giggling at the little
man. Jack just shook his head, wondering if he should have given
Serena the growth serum.

"What have I done?" he wondered aloud. This only caused the
girls to giggle more.

"Oh don't act that way Jack," cooed Rei. "I mean,
you're so cute when you're small."

"Yeah, added Serena as she began to stroke Jack with her
fingers. It felt good, hell, it felt great to him, but he was still
worried about what 3 sailor giantesses could do to him. So he went to
the girl who helped him out before.

"Uh, Amy?" Jack began. “A little help?” 

She said nothing, but instead leaned toward Jack, which admittedly
scared him. That was, until she puckered her lips and kissed Jack,
relaxing him and exiting him at the same time.

"They're right y'know," began Amy. "You really are
cute when you're small."

As Jack sighed and gave in the girls all began cuddling with him and
kissing him and nuzzling him against either their cheeks or breasts
in turn. Jack liked it so he didn't complain.

"Enjoying yourself?" asked Rei teasingly as she continued
nuzzling Jack against her chest.

"Is it even necessary to ask?" he asked in a relaxed and
very comfortable tone. 

The girls giggled as Rei passed Jack to Amy who smiled at him and
continued to cuddle and huggle him. After about 3 minutes Amy
reluctantly passed Jack to Serena.

"See Jack? If you hadn't given me the serum then this wouldn't
have happened and you wouldn't be being kissed and loved by 3 good
looking goddesses." said Serena with a big smile as she nuzzled
the tiny Jack against her cheek.

"Pozo... dos diosas hermosas y un demonio del blonde. BWA HA HA
HA HAAA!!" Basically translated, Jack said: Two beautiful
goddesses and one blonde demon. Then he laughed hysterically. Serena
didn't know what Jack said and she didn't care. Amy on the other hand
took Spanish and had to suppress laughing out loud for fear that it
might make Serena hurt Jack.

After 5 minutes of being cuddled and kissed by Serena, Jack was
grabbed by Rei. During all of this, he had practically forgotten
about his broken ribs and the fact that he was supposed to be
performing an experiment. He was quickly reminded of the former when
Rei started to kiss his bruised ribs, cooing at him.

"Does the boo-boo still hurt?" she asked jokingly.

"I don't think so," replied an unsure Jack.

Giggling at the remark, Rei continued to snuggle Jack until Amy
motioned to Rei to grab him. As Rei handed Jack over to Amy, who
began to cuddle the tiny figure into her chest, Jack had realized
something. He still needed to work on the formula.

"Uh, ladies, I just remembered..."

Jack's words were cut off as Amy put Jack down on the ground, only
for all three girls to lower their heads and start kissing him at
once. Any desire to continue working was instantly eradicated. All he
could do was her the collective giggling of Rei, Serena, and Amy, and
feel their lips across his entire body.

"See Jack? Aren't you glad you gave me the serum?"

"I could keep this up all day."

After a short while of collective kissing, Jack regained his
composure, and decided that they needed to continue with the
experiments.

"It shouldn't be much longer," proclaimed Jack. "Just
a couple of minor tests. We'll give you girls a bit more of the Serum
to see if there are any side affects when you get over the 50 foot
mark. Sound good to you?" he asked. The girls nodded and Jack
gave them more of the serum. 

After a few seconds of waiting the girls doubled in size and became
100 feet tall!! Jack was awestruck as he looked up at the three
goddesses standing before him. They all looked down at him and
smiled. Rei was the one to reach down and pick Jack up first.

"You know Jack, the girls and I were thinking and I think some
of our friends would really like being this big too." she said
as she smiled at him.

"Uhm... are you sure that's a good idea?" Jack asked
seeming a little worried.

"Don't worry," Rei cooed. "We wouldn't let anything
happen to out little man." this was met with giggles from Serena
and Amy. Jack, remembering Serena's several attempts on his life and
Rei's almost killing him earlier, was a bit skeptical but agreed.

"Are you sure it's a good idea for the three of you to go into
the city?" asked Jack.

"Sure," responded Amy. "Since Lita lives closer to
this neighborhood, we'll head by her place first. Don't worry, we'll
be careful." she said winking as she spoke.

"Well, okay."

"Great!" shouted Serena. "Let's go!"

The three girls went off into the city, with Jack on Rei's shoulder.
True to Amy's word, the three were incredibly careful, not causing
the massive amount of damage Jack expected. In fact, other than an
accidentally crushed car due to Serena, the trip was virtually
property-damage free. That of course, didn't stop the onlookers from
running away while trying to peek under the sailor's skirts. Rei
didn't take too kindly to this.

"Hey! Knock it off you pervs!" All it took was one stomp on
the ground from her huge foot to get the crowd to behave, for the
most part anyway.

Finally the group made it to Lita's house. Knocking at the door
lightly with her finger, Amy waited patiently for the sailor scout
known as Sailor Jupiter to come outside. When she did, Lita was
stunned at the 100 foot tall figures she instantly recognized as her
friends.

"Serena? Amy? Rei? What happened to you?"

From the top of Rei's shoulder, Jack answered that question.
"Just an experiment with some growth serum. It's all in the name
of science."

Recognizing Jack from school, Lita finally began to connect two and
two. "Jack, you did this?"

"Yeah!" responded Serena. "Isn't it great?"

"Anyway," continued Jack, "the girls convinced me to
come over here and ask you if you wanted to help me out with testing
the serum. What do you say?" 

Lita thought it would be fun to be giant so she quickly agreed. She
transformed into Sailor Jupiter, when she learned that her clothes
would not grow with her. Then was given an equal amount of the serum.
A little bit later she became another hundred foot giantess. 

Jack, remembering the first thing Lita did to him, which was give him
a black eye for whistling at her, began to question the sanity of his
decision when Lita picked him up off Rei's shoulder and gave him a
big kiss for inventing this wonderful thing! Man... That was a long
sentence.

"Thanks Jack! This is the best thing you've ever done."
said Lita with a smile as she gave him yet another big kiss. Jack
forgot all his worries realizing that the one thing all tests had in
common was: An increase in kindness along with an increase in
sensual/romantic desires. In other words, Boy Crazy giantesses. This
would definitely work to Jack's advantage.

Rei grabbed Jack and placed him on her shoulder again. She seemed a
BIT jealous. She was glad to have him back at the least.

"Ok, now let's go get Mina. She'll LOVE this!!" said
Serena. Then another thought hit the girls, Lita still didn't know
how it was to have fun with a little man. 

They could either go get Mina THEN have some fun OR, they could let
Lita have some fun with Jack while they go get Mina. It was needless
to say that the experiment was kind of out the window and they were
now doing this not in the name of science, but just for fun and the
sake of having a good time. Thinking for a short time, Serena and the
others came to conclusion that more giantesses equaled more fun. So
they headed on down to where Mina lived, while Rei, Jack, Amy, and
Serena. Filled Lita in on the details of the story up till now. Of
course, they didn't agree on everything.

"So the serum drove Serena insane, and then she tried to kill
you?" asked Lita.

"Well, yeah," responded Serena, "but it wasn't my
fault! The serum wasn't ready!"

Hearing this caused Lita to gulp in worry. "I drank..."

"Relax," responded Jack. "You drank a modified form of
the serum with no side effects." Of course, Jack left out his
own specific observations of the subject, not deeming them important
enough for them to know.

Unlike the previous trip, the crowds following the scouts were much
smaller, most of them being scared off by Rei's outburst earlier. The
few onlookers were mostly ignored, except for one that Serena tried
to reach for. The terrified man quickly ran into a building while the
girls kept moving forward.

Like before they made it by where Mina lived, only to not find her in
her house, but outside on a jog. Of course, she quickly stopped when
she noticed her four skyscraper sized friends.

"Serena? Rei? Lita? Ami? What happened?"

"The most wonderful thing in the world!" answered Lita.
"Jack over here made a growth serum, and now look at us!"

"I feel incredible!" added Serena. Looking at the man on
Rei's shoulder, Mina asked Jack exactly why he did this.

"It's part of a scientific experiment, and the girls are helping
out. It's a long story."

"So," asked Rei, "do you wanna grow or not? It'll be
fun!"

Mina of course didn't want to be left out of the fun so she quickly
agreed. Once she transformed into Sailor Venus, then became the size
of a sky scraper, she too picked up the tiny Jack and gave him a big
kiss. 5 boy crazy giantesses... one lone boy. Won't this be
interesting?

"I call him first!" said Serena excitedly. Lita and Mina
quickly disagreed.

"Serena, they're right. They haven't had a chance yet. Let them
have some fun with him first. Then we can all pick up where we left
off last time." said Rei as she picked up Jack from her shoulder
and held his tiny form in the palm of her hand. She stroked him
gently not really wanting to let him go. 

After a short period of arguing, Mina finally relented and let Lita
pick up the tiny Jack first. All the other girls looked on anxiously,
waiting for their turn with their little man.

For about twenty seconds, Jack began to reflect on his day. He woke
up trying to change the world, got nearly killed, opened up some
wounds, and now was here. Compared to the living hell he was living
in for the past few years, this was heaven, pure and simple.

Jack's train of thought on the day was immediately interrupted when
Lita huggled Jack right into her massive chest, rubbing the doll
sized figure right into her breasts.

"Oh, Jack, this is so great! I can't believe you did this to
us!"

"Hey, anything for a mmphh," Jack said as his last words
were stifled by Lita's enormous breasts. Before he could say anything
else, he was brought in front of her face, as she engulfed his entire
head with a kiss. When she stopped the kiss and pulled Jack out, all
he could see was Lita with the biggest smile he had ever seen on her.

"Me next!" shouted Mina.

"But I'm just getting started."

"Why don't we let Jack decide?" asked Rei.

"I really don't want to," said Jack, afraid of the
consequences of his decision.

"Well," suggested Mina, "if you want, we could both
play with you at once?" 

As Jack reflected on his decision he realized if he picked one girl,
like Rei for instance, the others might get mad at him. I don't know
about you, but having 4 girls who could crush you with one finger get
pissed off at you, doesn't sound very appealing to me. So Jack simply
said, "Hey, there's plenty of Jack to go around. So, let's not
fight. The more the merrier after all."

The girls giggled at his words as they continued to have the
irresistible urge to smother and choke something, namely Jack, with
love and affection. So they were left with only the question of what
to do with their tiny man. While Mina was having her turn with Jack,
Amy and the others decided to take the next step with Jack. So while
Mina was lying down with Jack on her bosom, Amy lay down on top of
her, putting Jack between the breasts of both gigantic ladies.

"My turn."

"Aww..." Reluctantly taking Jack out of the crevasse
between the two girls breasts, Mina handed Jack over to Amy, who had
a mischievous smile on her face. This slightly puzzled Jack.

"Uh, Amy? Are you all right?"

"I feel fine. Better than fine. But I think now we need to go a
little further.”

"Further?"

"That's right, Jack." Lying down in the middle of the
street, Amy put Jack on top of her body, and slowly started to
undress. "Go ahead, go wherever you want. But you might want to
take off your clothes first." 

Jack looked around his new surroundings as the other girls looked on
a bit jealous. All were waiting anxiously for their turn with Jack.
To the north were her breasts, now only covered by a massively sized
bra. To the south, Amy's panties. After praising science and his own
luck, Jack decided that if he went down south, he might drown. So he
went up north and began climbing Amy's titanic breasts. She let out a
soft moan in pleasure as she felt Jack's tiny form climb her bosom.

As Jack made it to the top of her breasts, Amy gave Jack a little
nudge in the direction of her pert and erect nipples.

"Go on Jack," Amy cooed as she gave him another nudge.
"You know you want too." she said with a smile.

Jack didn't argue as he began massaging Amy's nipples. She moaned in
pleasure. After a few more minutes of ecstasy it was no longer Amy's
turn. Lita and Mina had already had their turn, and Amy had just
finished hers. Rei and Serena were once again having an argument over
who would get to play with Jack now.

"We'll let Jack decide!" said Rei angrily.

"Ok then. Just remember Jack, Rei broke your ribs!" said
Serena trying to build up her case.

"You seemed to forget to mention that to us Rei." said Lita
as Mina nodded in agreement. Both girls wanted to know how Rei broke
Jack's ribs, but they would have to wait.

"That's not as bad as what Serena did to Jack! Serena tried to
kill him!" said Rei angrily. She and Serena both gave Jack their
sexiest looks. Jack looked from girl to girl and could only think one
thing, ‘God damn it… why do I have to choose?’

"Rei wouldn't have broken my ribs if you didn't egg her
on," responded Jack to Serena. 

Rei was excited as Serena moped a little, wanting a turn with Jack.
"Yes!" responded the black haired sailor as she began to
undress. Jack, who was enjoying every minute of this, started to
climb onto Rei's body, ready to please her.

The actions of the 5 sailors and Jack were not ignored. A small crowd
had gathered by where the sailors were, and the reactions from the
crowd ranged from awe to protests. One middle aged woman leading the
protests started to throw cans at Serena.

"Get out of our neighborhood! Children don't need to see
this!"

While the impetuous soccer mom may have gotten off easier if she had
thrown garbage at Amy or Mina, she didn't know better. Now all 100
feet of Sailor Moon was right in front of the woman, who fell down in
awe.

"No one's forcing your kids to watch this. Besides, it's not
like we're hurting anyone. We just want to have some fun with our
little man. Why don't you go out to dinner or something?"

The woman was furious. No one, no matter how big, ever talked back to
her. "You big bitch! This is MY neighborhood, not yours! GET
OUT!"

In some bizarre train of thought, this may have sounded like a good
idea, but now the woman was realizing it was pretty stupid. Serena
bent down and picked up the bitchy woman.

"So, you were saying?" said Serena as she stood to her full
height and held the soccer mom in front of her face.

"I... I..." stammered the terrified woman. Jack sighed. 

"Serena, put her down." said an irritated Jack.

"But, she threw garbage at me!" whined Serena as she
stomped her foot on the ground, accidentally crushing a mail box.

"Serena, DOWN!" said Jack sternly as he pointed to the
ground. Serena pouted then glared at the bitchy lady that reminds me
of my own mother, but slightly more idiotic.

"Just be glad that he was here to protect you." she
grumbled. She placed the terrified woman on the ground and she began
running. Some of the crowd joined her, the others stood looking at
the guy who commanded a hundred foot giantess.

"I say we get out of here before the police show up. Let's go
back to my neighborhood, the police don't go there because if they do
the Mafia'll shoot their cars with bazookas." said Jack
nonchalantly. Lita and Mina, who didn't know anything about Jack,
were a bit surprised to hear him speak of this so calmly.

"I don't really feel like getting shot..." said Mina as she
looked at Jack.

"Ok... how about the beach then?" suggested Jack. Some of
the girls smiled thinking thoughts along the lines of, 'The beach!
How romantic!!' Mina and Lita voted for the beach. Serena and Amy
voted for Jack's neighborhood. The tie breaker would be Rei, since
Jack didn't want to vote against anyone for fear of being crushed.

"No offense Jack," responded Rei, "but I think the
beach sounds a lot nicer.

"None taken," responded Jack in his usual calm and
collected voice. "Let's go!"

After Serena's demonstration on the soccer mom, the crowds were
virtually non-existent. The five managed to make it to the beach
without a problem. While the beach still had it's fair share of
people, the sun was starting to set, and most of the families that
would otherwise object to 5 giant Sailor Scouts and a little man
playing on the beach had already left, with more leaving all the
time. This made it easy to pick out a spot.

The girls couldn't have been happier with the setting. The sun was
slowly fading, and they were there with their little lover. Apart
from the whole being humongous thing, it was something out of an old
romance novel.

"So," cooed Rei, "where were we?"

"I think I was about to..." responded Jack as he suddenly
dropped a bottle containing more of the growth serum. Serena looked
hungrily at it.

"Oh Jack," whispered Serena. "I think I'd like more of
the serum."

Reaching down to pick up the bottle, Jack looked around at the five
girls, all eying the bottle. "I'm not so sure that's a good
idea."

"Please?" asked all the girls at once, putting on their
puppy dog faces. Jack couldn't take it, but he had one condition.

"Fine. But you all get an equal share. Otherwise no one gets it.
Okay?" 

They all agreed and then the girls consumed the last of the growth
serum and grew only another 15 feet. Not much of the serum was left
and split 5 ways made it even less. Now, all the sailor giantesses
stood 115 feet tall!

"Well Jack, shall we begin now?" asked Rei as she gently
stroked his chin with her index finger.

"I, uh... sure." said Jack speaking quite incoherently.

Rei moved her tiny man right up to her face, puckered her lips and
gave him a big kiss. She nuzzled him against her cheek then her ample
bosom.

"Ya know, Jack, I have a secret to tell you." said Rei as
she continued nuzzling and stroking her little man. "I've had a
crush on you since the day you came to Japan. Now here you are, all
mine to love and cuddle." she said with a smile as the other's
looked on jealously. Jack was after all, quite a catch, and more than
one of the Sailor Scouts had a crush on him. Whether they were brave
enough to admit it though, was another story entirely. Until now at
least. Now Jack was completely in their control.

After about 5 minutes of watching Rei play with Jack, Serena began to
get a little impatient. "Hey no fair!" she screamed.

"Come on Meatball head, give me some more time!"

The other girls quickly began to argue that it was in fact Serena's
turn. So Rei was reluctantly forced to give up Jack to Serena, who
looked at him rather eagerly.

Jack was a little worried, and had reason to be so. After all, the
two didn't exactly see eye to eye. So he was rather surprised when
Serena brought Jack close to her face and started kissing him.

"I can't thank you enough for doing this," Serena remarked
as she kept kissing him. "Do you forgive me for acting all crazy
earlier?" she asked the sexiest she could.

"Well, sure, I guess," responded an unsure Jack. He wasn't
sure whether Serena's kindness toward stemmed from the serum, or
maybe she was just messing with him before.

In any event, the now-gigantic Serena slowly lowered Jack onto her
bosom, which she in turn lowered into the water of the ocean. For the
next ten seconds, Jack was soaked, but otherwise fine since the
meatball head was being VERY careful with her toy. 

Finally she decided to do something that exited Jack and the few
remaining people on the beach. She stripped completely naked, and
placed Jack on top of her breast.

"Go on," she cooed. "We both want it."

Amidst a few cat-calls from the departing beach members, Jack began
to pleasure Serena's nipples. Her moans of pleasure could be heard
across the entire beach, including a police patrol boat that saw
them.

**************************************************

"Holy crap Jake! Do you see that?"

"I do, but I don't believe it!"

"Shouldn't we call for backup? You know, do something?" 

"Hell no! They already think we're crazy from that UFO report,
the Godzilla mishap and the Iceberg heading for Tokyo!! The last
thing we need is them thinking we're psychopathic freaks seeing giant
naked women!!" said Jake.

"Good point Jake. Let's forget we ever saw this."

**************************************************

Meanwhile back on the beach, Jack was still pleasing the blonde
giantess. Her moans of pleasure were heard loud and clear by Serena's
friends, especially Jack who's ears could barely take the loud noise.
Finally Lita, Mina and Amy began growing impatient with her.

"Just a little bit more girls, come on! Please!?" Serena
begged as she moved her tiny boy-toy across her breasts.

"You made me give him up too Serena, now it's Lita's turn."
said Rei. The other girls nodded in agreement. After all, fair is
fair. Serena gave Jack to Lita after at least 3 minutes of arguing.

"Now you're all mine Jack. You're in for a good time, little
man." she said with a smile as she brought Jack up to her face
and planted a BIG kiss on him.

Lita, who was now thouroughly enjoying her turn with Jack, slowly,
(very slowly, think Bond villain trap slow. Well maybe not that
slow.) into her panties, all the while petting him with her fingers,
stroking him.

"You OK down there Jack?" she asked.

"Just a little tired. But are you sure I'll be safe, well,
y'know..."

"Relax," cooed Lita. "I won't let anything happen to
you. Mina still hasn't had her turn yet." Her wink made Jack
feel a little better as he was completely lowered into Lita's
panties.

Looking around, Jack attempted to get his bearings. When he finally
saw what he was looking for, the massive cave known as Lita's vagina,
he began to kiss it and pleasure it out of instinct. 

"Well, I can bet everyone in the school wanted to get into
Lita's panties, and here I am!" Jack thought to himself.
"Hope you can feel this!"

Outside, Lita began to feel Jack's movements into her, moaning and
screaming in ecstasy. This only made Mina more anxious to get her
hands on Jack. The others girls, meanwhile, were discussing their
future at this size.

"I don't think we can stay like this forever," said a
worried Amy.

"Relax!" responded Rei. "If we can't, we'll just make
more serum, and grow big whenever we want to have fun."

"Sounds good to me," responded Serena.

"Me too," seconded Mina. Lita was of course, too busy with
Jack to notice anything.

"Yes! More! More! Keep going Jack!" Lita hadn't felt this
good, well, ever. Jack was enjoying it, but pleasing a 115 foot tall
Sailor Scout down there is hard work. Not to say he wasn't enjoying
it. 

Having heard enough, Mina decided it was her turn!

"Lita, you're gonna tire him out then he won't have enough
energy for us!" Mina complained. The other girls agreed. Lita
sighed and reluctantly pulled Jack out of her womanhood. Jack was a
sticky mess and was covered in Lita's juices.

"What happened? Did I win the prize? Did I say the secret
word?" said a tired, confused and disoriented Jack.

"If the prize is a chance with me then yes you won." said
Mina with a wink as she picked Jack out of Lita's palm. She stroked
him gently and lovingly. Jack was only slowly starting to regain his
composure as Mina sat down, placed him on her breasts, and slowly
leaned her head towards him, lifting her breasts at the same time.

"What are you going to do to me?" asked Jack.

"Suck on you. Problem?"

"No," quickly responded Jack. His banged up ribs were a
testament to what happened if he got on the bad side of these titanic
beauties, and he was careful not to make the same mistake again. 
So Jack willingly let Mina place him on her lips as she very
carefully began to suck on him and his manhood. The feeling of Mina's
tongue all over his body was almost too much for Jack to bear.

"Mmmm... Jack, you taste so good." moaned Mina as she
continued to suck on Jack.

"Speaking of taste," remarked Serena. "I'm kind of
hungry. Who wants dinner?

"Do you think it's a good idea to go into the city like
this?" asked Lita. "I mean, after what happened
before..."

"No one's gonna care if we go into the city to just get
something to eat. And if they do, it's not like they can stop us.
Besides," she said with a sexy undertone, "I wanna show
off."

At this point Mina finished licking her little lollipop. Taking Jack
out of her mouth and placing him on her shoulder, Mina began to
stroke him while listening to the others debate what to do about
dinner.

"If you guys don't want to go into the city," suggested
Jack, "then I could get some food."

Amy and Jack managed to talk the girls out of walking into the city
and leaving a path of mass destruction in their wake. So, Jack took
their rather large orders.

"Ok, so that's 60 Big Macs, 120 boxes of French fries, 20
salads, 20 plates of Spaghetti and Meatballs and 125 gallons of
soda." said Jack as he did all the calculations of the increased
size of the food the girls would need to satisfy their appetites.
"Anything else?" he asked sarcastically as an anime sweat
bead dropped down the side of his head.

"Could you put in an extra 20 Big Macs please?" asked
Serena as she licked her lips.

"I'm not made of money ya know..." said Jack irritably.
"Any of you got the money to pay for this?" he asked as he
began looking through his wallet.

"Well... how much money DO you have Jack?" asked Amy
seeming concerned.

"Well lets see... I have... 2 dollars and 23 cents..." he
said embarrassedly. The girls looked at him seeming to wonder how he
got by in life. "DON"T WORRY!!" began Jack. "I
have a plan. Amy, you can come into town with me and grab the food
once I order it, then explain how it's for the noble cause of keeping
Japan safe and keeping the defenders of truth and justice with full
bellies." said Jack.

"But there's nothing to defend Tokyo from." said Amy.

"YOU SEE!!! It's working already!!" said Jack. The other
girls smiled.

The girls decided that it would be a good idea for Amy to accompany
Jack in order to make their case. So the four girls started to make a
space for the food while Jack rode on Amy's shoulder into the city.
Eventually, the pair made it to a street in the Shinjuku district
that was literally wall-to-wall restaurants.

"Jack, are you sure about this?" asked Amy.

"Relax. Helping the city is your job, and you can't do that on
an empty stomach, right?"

"Right!" responded Amy enthusiasticy. With her confidence
renewed by Jack's words, she went down into the street, letting Jack
off in the McDonalds. A Japanese teen was managing the register.

"May I help you?"

"Hey, uh, can I order 80 Big Mac extra value meals super sized,
20 salads and 40 extra orders of extra-large fries?"

"Is this a joke?" asked the man.

"Well, it's not for me." Motioning outside, the man saw a
115 foot tall Sailor Mercury, who waved and blew a kiss at the man in
an attempt to look friendly.

"Uhm... ok. Hold on." said the unsuspecting cashier.
"Chuck, 80 Big Mac extra value meals, 20 salads, and 40 extra
boxes of extra large fries." he said shivering.

"Is this some kind of-WHOAH!!" said the even more
unsuspecting chef. After a while all the food was prepared.

"Here... no charge..." they said.

"Ok, then in that case I'll have another Big Mac value meal with
a large Dr. Pepper." Jack said with a smile. They gave him his
meal then Jack motioned for Amy to grab the food. They went off to
Zeo's Italian Kitchen to get Mina's 20 bowls of Spaghetti and got
much of the same reaction.

Amy and Jack returned with the food, Amy carrying all the food since
the weight of half the load would probably crush Jack.

"Thanks Jack! How can we pay you back?" asked Rei as she
began popping burgers into her mouth.

"Just don't drop me in there and we'll call it even." said
Jack. The girls laughed at his remark and chow time began.

"Can you believe that they didn't even charge us?" asked
Amy as she dropped a few boxes worth of fries into her mouth.

"Yum, free. My favorite flavor." said Jack.

The 5 girls and Jack were set up around the beach, eating their food
and discussing the events of the day, and the future, among other
things.

"Staying like this all the time would be impractical,"
began Amy. "I mean, look at the amount of food it takes to
satisfy us for one meal!"

"She's right," responded Rei as she downed another 5
burgers in a single gulp. "And where would we sleep?"

Between bites of pasta, Mina began to pout a little. "Aww, I
like being big. None of this would have happened if we stayed
small."

"Well," interrupted Jack, "I could always make more
serum. Now that I have the proper formula worked out, I could make as
much as I want!"

Lita, who's mouth was filled with enough salad to satisfy a small
work force, agreed with Jack. "Good idea."

"But you'd have to give me a little time. Once this stuff gets
mass-produced, we'll be able to raise enough giant plants and animals
to feed cities. We could make world hunger a thing of the past."

"And then maybe we could stay huge," added Serena as she
downed another batch of fries with several gallons of soda.

"Maybe," added Jack. The thought of the girls being
gigantic and fawning over him all the time wasn't without its charm,
but he needed to see how the serum progressed, and make sure there
were no long-term side effects. Nevertheless, the girls were excited
at the prospect.

"Let's go for a swim." suggested Serena as she stretched
her arms above her head.

"Sounds good to me." said Mina and Rei in unison. Rei
agreed too. Amy however, like always, was concerned about more than
just herself.

"If we go for a swim we might end up sinking a ship, or even
losing Jack. He might drown if he fell into the water and-" Amy
began. But then Jack interrupted her.

"First off, Amy, I know how to swim. Second off, I survived
Hurricane Larry on a stupid flimsy little raft south of Mexico on my
vacation last year. I'll be fine if we go for a swim. Just because
I'm smaller than all of you doesn't mean you have to treat me like a
baby or something." said Jack defensively. Amy apologized for
treating Jack like a child. 

"So, which one of us gets Jack while we're in the water?"
asked Serena. She volunteered but Jack didn't deem her responsible or
trustworthy enough. Jack didn't know Lita and Mina well enough so the
decision was once again between Rei and Amy. He did agree that Amy
would be most careful and she would be very trustworthy. 

Rei, well Jack had a MAJOR crush on Rei since the first day he laid
eyes on her. When some punk tripped him and he fell flat on his face.
The first thing he saw when he opened his eyes, were Rei's panties.
Then when he moved his eyes a bit he saw her gorgeous face.

"I'll go with Rei." Jack reasoned that he had already
traveled into the city with Amy, and trusted Rei. Amy managed to take
it quite well as Rei picked Jack up.

"Don't worry little Jack, I'll be careful."

"Will you relax? I'll be just fine." As Jack found a
comfortable place to stay on Rei's back, the rest of the girls began
to strip down into their bras and panties. After all, they didn't
want to get their uniforms wet.

Finally, when all the girls were ready, they started swimming out to
sea, with Jack getting the view of a lifetime.

**************************************************

About a yard out from the beach, the police patrol boat which had
initially encountered the scouts was stationed, looking out for
anything unusual. 5 swimming giantesses certainly qualified.

"Oh God Jake, not again!"

"What is it this time?"

"It's the girls from before! The really huge ones!"

"For Christ's sake, you're hallucinating. There are no giant
girls. We're both seeing a joint hallucination. Now pass me some of
the beer."

"Isn't it illegal to drink on duty?"

"If we're drunk, at least we can say we saw 5 giant women
without being called insane."

"Good point."

**************************************************

This was definitely better than riding that old raft. Jack was
enjoying the view of the ocean along with the five girls as they kept
swimming.

"How are you Rei?" asked Jack. "Tired?"

"No, I'm just fine. How are you up there?"

"You mean on your bare back, with this view? Just fine."

Rei giggled at the remark. But their conversation was quickly
interrupted with Serena pointing at an object up ahead.

"Look a cruise ship!" said Serena as she pointed to the
boat labeled, Lou's Casino Cruise.

"Hey," said Jack with a touch of nostalgia in his voice.
"I remember that boat. I got so drunk I thought I was the Mr.
Peanut guy." he said as he laughed. 

When the other girls looked at him seeming to wonder what his problem
was he shrugged. "Well, when a pretty casino chick offers you a
Manhattan... you don't say no." Mina, Amy, and Serena giggled.
Lita sighed and Rei scolded Jack for under aged drinking. The ship
rode by with several people taking pictures of the giant sailor
girls. 

"Go on girls, why don't you give the drunken gamblers what they
want. Pose for the cameras." said Jack with a grin.

Serena had been waiting for a chance to show off to a crowd for a
while now. She was deterred from entering the city when everyone
feared the mass destruction she would cause, but now that threat
didn't exist. So it was no surprise when she started to pose for the
cameras, as the drunk gamblers looked on.

"Come on girls!" she shouted. "Strut your stuff!"
Nodding in agreement, the other girls began to pose for the
onlookers, with Jack looking on from Rei's shoulder.

The crowd's reaction was quite enthusiastic. One person was a little
too enthusiastic, as he hung by the rail, and fell off the boat!

Noticing this, Mina quickly stopped posing and grabbed the partygoer,
returning him to the boat amidst cheers from onlookers. Mina blushed
slightly as she backed away from the boat.

After a few minutes of posing, Serena and the others decided it was
time to move on. Although Lita did have one trick in mind, she wasn't
sure whether or not to do it. The trick was namely, picking up the
boat and playing with it. "What to do", she wondered. 

"Should I pick it up guys?" asked Lita.

"In a word... no." said Jack. Lita swam over to Rei and put
her face close to Jack's so she could see him clearly instead of
seeing a little thing on Rei's shoulder.

"Awww... why not?" asked Lita poutily.

"You'll break it, it's not yours, none of us can afford to pay
for it if you destroy it, you'll make passengers fall over board, the
captain has a dead line to meet, some of the passengers look sea sick
enough without your help, take your pick. I've got more." said
Jack who, as always, didn't think before speaking. This could be a
problem this time as Lita was the worst at controlling her temper out
of all the girls.

"Jack!" shouted Rei in an angry tone.

"What?" 

Rei just shook her head as she turned to Lita. "I'm sorry about
Jack. I think what he meant to say was that the people on board and
the property damage, it wouldn't be a good idea."

"I guess you're right," responded Lita. Putting her face in
front of Jack, she began to speak to him harshly. "Next time,
you should really think things through!"

"I'm sorry!" responded Jack.

"Relax. I'm not going to hurt you," replied Lita.
"Unless you're dumb enough to do that again." Jack made a
note of it.

"Okay, so playing with the boat is out. Now where do we go?"

"Why not show up at one of the ports?" suggested Serena.
"Find more adoring fans."

Serena, Mina and Lita all voted to go get more adoring fans. Rei and
Amy looked to Jack to see if he would make it a tie, but Jack had no
intention of angering Lita again so he kept his trap shut.

The girls began swimming towards the nearest sea port, down by the
pier next to the circus/boardwalk area. Jack remained on Rei's
shoulder occasionally whispering sweet nothings into her ear, causing
her to giggle and to flirt back with her tiny man. 

They got to the board walk. At night there aren't many people there,
just the night life. Drug dealers, neon light salesmen clowns,
druggies, homeless bums raiding the dumpsters right after the
restaurants close down, and occasionally a young couple sitting by
Make-Out-Pier.

"HEY, LOOK!!" shouted Serena excitedly. Rei, Jack and the
others looked down and couldn't believe what they saw!! It was
Darien!

Serena looked excitedly, noticing her boyfriend in the middle of a
small crowd. Approaching the port caused the crowds to stare at the
115 foot tall blonde in nothing but her bra and panties. The crowd
was pretty supportive, snapping photos and cheering the other Senshi,
who decided it would be fun to pose for the onlookers.

Darien, AKA Tuxedo Mask (Or Tuxedo Kamen, depending on how picky you
are about the Japanese titles) had absolutely no idea about the
events of the day. Hell, he had only met Jack once, and that was in
line to buy groceries. So when Serena reached to pick him up, he was
in total shock.

"Ss...Serena? What happened to you?" 

"The most wonderful thing in the world," responded Serena.
Holding Darien in her cupped hands, she showed him to Jack.

"Darien, this is Jack, the man who made a wonderful growth
formula."

"Hi," responded Jack as he looked on at the other girls
posing for the exited crowd.

"G-g-growth formula?"

"Yup. Don't you like what you see?" 

Darien was going to be honest, then Jack gave him several signs that
said, Say yes, and not to say anything that might offend her. So
Darien of course said Serena looked great.

"I knew it! Oh, we're gonna have sooooo much fun now
Darien." said Serena with a wink. Darien whispered to Jack.

"What's going on?! What did you do to them?"

"Long story Darien. In short, I'm the victim. They manipulated
me... with their pretty faces and big batting eyes. I COULDN'T SAY NO
TO THE PRETTY LADIES!!! I'M WEAK!!!" whined Jack.

Rei saw her tiny boyfriend's drama and picked him up. She gave him a
BIG shoulder to cry on. Then, after a few more photos including one
where a guy asked if he could be held by Mina and Amy while his
friends took the photo, the girls decided to head back to the beach
for some fun with 2 tiny men.

"No way!" Serena protested. "Darien is mine!!"
she said as she shielded Darien in her cupped hands.

"Fine then," Rei replied. "We won't share Jack with
you."

"WHAT?!! That's not fair!" whined Serena.

"Yes it is." Mina piped in. "You've got Darien and the
rest of us have Jack. If anyone should be complaining it's us."

"HEY!" shouted Jack. 

"She didn't mean it like that Jack." said Amy reassuringly. 

The girls, Jack and Darien reached the shore. They all lay out,
Serena with Darien and Rei with Jack. Lita complained that she wanted
her turn with Jack, but Jack was still spooked from the encounter at
sea. Only one thing left to do after an exhausting swim, party. 

It was amazing what could be done with some torches, as Lita went and
picked out the torches usually used to keep bugs away, and placed
them down on by where Serena and the others were. Conveniently, she
found a stereo left behind by one of the beachgoers and brought that
back as well.

Serena was explaining the events of the day while the other girls
started to dance to the music from the stereo. Rei meanwhile, was
enjoying Jack.

Of all the people there, Darien was having the hardest time taking it
all in. 

"So let me get this straight. Jack was working on a growth serum
as a science project, you drank an untested version and went nuts.
The other girls saved you, but Jack knows who you all are. Then you
all volunteered to drink his new serum, and now just want a good
time?"

"That's right," answered Serena. Carrying Darien off, she
put him on the ground and started dancing. "Come on Darien!
Let's dance!"

Darien looked around for a second, seeing Jack clearly enjoying
himself with the other girls. He had even made up with Lita, who had
Jack dancing on her breasts at one point!

"Uh, Serena, I'm not sure if this is a good idea..."

"Oh, don't be such a wuss. You know I'll be careful. Not to
mention how many little people would want to dance with me..." 

Initially Darien was sticking to his senses. Jack then decided to
intervene.

"Here Darien, drink some of this. You'll feel a whole lot
better." said Jack as he gave Darien a shot glass.

"What's in it?" asked Darien suspiciously.

"It’s a chocolate Sunday, just drink it damn it."

"Well.... ok. But, just one." said Darien as he drank the
shot glass of Tequila. Now, Jack could hold his liquor. He consumed
more alcohol in a single night then the Paw Tucket Bottling Co.
produced in 3 days one time. Darien on the other hand... well, you
can take a guess.

With Darien's common sense thrown out the window that was opened by a
shot of Tequila, Jack, Darien and the 5 giant girls continued to
party.

A little bit later Jack and Darien got into a drinking game while the
girls looked on cheering for whoever they wanted to win.

"One Tequila!" said Jack as he downed another shot.

"Two Tequila!" said Darien.

"Three Tequila!" Jack said. He then saw Darien black out
and fall to the floor. "And that's floor." said Jack as he
downed yet another glass of Tequila.

Rei, Mina and Lita cheered and praised Jack. Serena and Amy pouted.
Darien couldn't hold his liquor and he blacked out. Serena picked up
her little boyfriend and sighed as Amy wondered if he may have gotten
Alcohol poisoning. Jack assured her it would take WAY more Tequila to
do that.

Finally, several shots of Tequila and a few dozen beers later, Jack
too blacked out while partying with Rei. He was gonna have a major
hangover when he woke up.

When Jack finally came to, it was morning, and he was hung over worse
than he'd been in a long time.
"Uh, where am I?" Struggling to regain his senses, Jack
assumed he was at home, and that the mishmash of drunken thoughts in
his head was induced by alcohol. 

But when Jack couldn't see any windows in his surroundings, he began
to worry. In fact, he could only see tiny traces of light above him,
and a massive wall of some wet soft wall.

Jack began to wonder exactly what was going on as light flooded in
from above him, and a massive hand picked him up, and lifted him out.

"What's going on?!" asked the terrified Jack as the hand
took him right in front of a gigantic face. A face he easily
recognized as Rei.

"Rei?" The events of the previous day had flooded back into
his brain, right up to him out drinking Serena's boyfriend. And the
rest was coming back as well.

"Morning sweetie," replied the black haired giantess.
"Did you sleep well last night?"

"Did I sleep where I think I slept?" asked the hung over
teen.

"If you mean my panties, then yes. I hope you were
comfortable."

"Considering I hardly remember what happened last night, I can
only assume I was."

Looking around, Jack began to see the other girls come to, including
Serena, who was holding a hung over Darien in her palm.

"Did you girls sleep well last night?" asked Jack.

"Just fine," responded Mina. Lita and Amy nodded in
agreement, while Serena was still tending to Darien.

"I think Darien drank too much," said Serena.

Jack laughed at the comment. "Oh, he's just not used to it,
that's all."

"Very funny," responded a still groggy Darien.

"So, asked Rei, now what?" 

"I'm hungry." said Serena.

"You're always hungry meatball head." said Jack as he
massaged his throbbing head.

"Well then be careful or I might just have a little
Jack-Snack." said Serena to Jack. She was a bit cranky in the
mornings, she was still upset that he out drank Darien and she hadn't
eaten yet. The least she could do is attempt to scare him a bit.

"Yeah right. Your idol threats do not intimidate me." said
Jack as he looked at his watch. It was 11:35 AM. "Whoa... I
ain’t been up this early in months." said Jack with a yawn. 

"Jack, I'm kind of hungry too. Mc Donald’s doesn't serve
breakfast past 10:30 so... what are we gonna do for food?" asked
Rei as she put Jack down on the ground.

"Yeah, what are we gonna eat today?" asked Lita as Mina and
Serena began trying to think of what to eat. Amy was still asleep.
Guess she wasn't used to staying up so late. Jack almost never slept
so he was fine with it; the others seemed a bit tired and irritable.
Amy was gonna be the only one to get a full night's rest it seemed.

"I don't feel like scamming a bunch of people out of food
again," responded Rei.

"It wasn't a scam!" replied a slightly insulted Jack.
"Okay, who wants fish?"

"Fish?" asked Serena.

"Sure, Darien and I go fishing, grab something, and we cook
it."

Darien was still hung over, and unlike Jack, wasn't exactly a heavy
drinker. Hangovers and the like were new to him. "Uh, I don't
think I'm really up for fishing. Besides, how are we gonna catch
enough fish to feed the girls?"

"Good point." Turning to the girls, Jack suddenly hit on an
idea. "Hey, do any of you girls go diving?"

Lita and Mina raised their hands as the two walked up to him.
"Yeah," said Mina, "but why do you need to know
that?"

"I figure the two of you could dive and catch enough fish in
your hands for a meal."

"Or," replied Lita, "I could use my electric attack on
the water. Shock some fish to the surface."

Jack had suddenly remembered the stories of Sailor Jupiter having
command over electricity. But at her size, her power may be amplified
as well. It could be dangerous. 

"Maybe, but I'm not sure..."

"It'd be easier," replied Lita.

Jack decided that no harm could come of an electric attack. So he let
her shock the water. Jack saw the huge flash of electricity and the
water light up like a nuclear bomb! Fish rose to the surface
pre-cooked courtesy of Lita.

"Ok... memo to myself. Never piss Lita off." said Jack as
he stared at the hundreds of fish that rose to the water. The girls
laughed as they moved in to get the fish. They left none for Jack so
he went fishing HIS way. With dynamite, a shotgun and a net.

5 minutes, 7 bullets and 2 sticks of dynamite later, Jack came back
with at least 20 fish! He and Darien ate what they could and the rest
went to the girls. Jack even made a special juice for Darien that was
guaranteed to cure hangovers.

"Ok Darien, drink some wake-up-juice." said Jack as he
handed a shot glass full of the red steaming liquid to Darien.

"Are you sure it's safe?" asked Darien as he remembered
what happened the last time he took something from Jack. He got a
hangover as a result.

"Just drink it already. Don't be a baby." said Jack in an
annoyed tone. Darien drank the shot, his eyes immediately widened.

"AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! WATER!! WATER!!" shouted Darien as he
held his neck which felt like it was on fire. He jumped to the
showers and let the shower water run down his throat. Jack went in
after him and dragged an unconscious Darien out of the hut.

"I thought you said it would wake him up?" said Rei. Serena
looked like she wanted to strangle Jack.

"Relax, that's just reflex. In about 5 minutes, he'll wake up as
sober as a priest on Sunday." said Jack as he laid Darien next
to Serena.

"Jack!" shouted an angry Serena. "What the hell did
you do to Darien?"

"Relax," responded a terrified Jack. "He'll be fine.
I, I, I cured your insanity, didn't I?"

Serena was going to smash Jack before he spoke, but then relented to
his seeming “experience” in these matters. So she left him alone.

Sure enough, 5 minutes later, Darien was back to normal, with his
hangover gone, and looking more cheerful than he did when he woke up.

"You need to trust me Serena. I won't hurt your boyfriend, or
feed him poison. You'd think by now you'd trust me."

Serena said nothing, but took a good look at Darien, holding him up,
and examining him. After determining that nothing was wrong, she went
back to her meal, offering Darien one of her fish.

"You'd figure by now the girls would trust me," thought
Jack. "After all, I did make them giantesses. And here we are.
Eating fish on the beach, at about noon..."

Realizing that noon was quickly approaching, Jack realized it
wouldn't be long before the hordes of beachgoers came. Meaning that
the girls would have to find somewhere else to hang out.

"Uh, girls? I think we need to go."

"But Amy's still asleep," responded Rei.

"Well, wake her up!"

"Uh uh. You do it. That, or relax and don't freak out about the
crowds..." 

"Fine... fine. I'll wake up Amy." said Jack with a groan.
If he and the girls stayed on the beach then the crowds would
definitely cause problems. Jack hoped Amy was a light sleeper, and a
peaceful waker. After all, all he could do was hope.

The girls looked at Jack half worried, and half thinking it'd be
funny to see him get his ass kicked by Amy. This was unlikely to
happen because, as Jack said, he learned just about every form of
martial arts known to man while living in the Victoria Courts. This
meant he could easily evade attacks even from giantesses. Sailor
Scout giantesses... well... he's not gonna see if he can avoid them
unless it's absolutely necessary.

"Come on Amy, time to get up," whispered Jack as he started
to push her head. Nothing. She was sleeping soundly.

"Rei? A little help?"

"Not my problem," responded Rei. 

"Oh, thanks a lot," Jack replied sarcastically. Since
pushing her head wasn't working, Jack knew this would call for
slightly more drastic measures. So he started to hit her eyes in an
attempt to startle her. Still nothing. 

"Hey, uh, Rei, how much did Amy drink last night?"

"I don't remember, but I don't think that much," responded
Rei. "She's just a real deep sleeper."

"That's it!" angrily shouted Jack. Grabbing a stick of
dynamite, he lighted it and threw it into the air by Amy's ear. This
didn't go unnoticed by the girls.

"What are you doing Jack?" asked Rei.

"If the sounds of explosives don't wake her, nothing will!"
he said as he threw the dynamite right by Amy's ear, letting it
explode. The noise was loud enough to startle the girls, but Jack
still needed to see if Amy woke up. 

Amy sits upright and looks around wondering what happened. She looked
at the ground and saw a black crater then next to it was Jack.

"What happened?" she asked as she rubbed her eyes.

"Jack used dynamite to wake you up." said Lita as she, and
the rest of the girls, looked at them with those beady little dot
anime eyes.

"What?!" asked Amy surprised. 

"You're a heavy sleeper. Now, can we get outta here before the
crowds start to show up and make a big deal and scene out of this. I
don't know about you, but I don't wanna be seen on national
television." said Jack as he looked around.

"Why not Jack?" asked Mina as she looked down at him. 

"When you live my life and my career, you make some enemies. I
don't wanna be seen on national... or global TV. It'll give away my
location." said Jack. The girls looked at him once again
wondering what he may have "forgotten" to tell them when he
told his life story. The girls did want to see just what Jack didn't
tell them... but Jack kept pressing them to go.

Jack was desperate. "Look, can we PLEASE go?"

Finally, the girls relented. If it was that bad, it must have been
painful. "Okay Jack," responded Rei. "But you'll have
to tell us one day. When you're good and ready."

"Whenever that is. Now let's go!"

"Okay fine," responded Mina. Gathering Darien, Jack, and
the stereo, the girls started to leave. But not before Jack noticed
the news helicopter.

"Crap! I'm too late. Rei, hide me!"

**************************************************

What had been a routine investigation of two drunk patrol boat
crewman had turned into rumor after rumor. The drunks, a cruise ship,
and even people at the boardwalk had all gave testament that the
Sailor Scouts, or Sailor Senshi, had all somehow grown to 115 feet in
height, and were with a 6'3 blond man. Channel 4 had sent their news
chopper to cover the events. 

"Get me closer, Pete!" barked a white faced reporter “The
public won't believe this!"

"Sure thing Mr. Griffith."

**************************************************

Jack was getting desperate. "Rei, please, I need a place to
hide. Uh, can I hide in your bra?"

"WHAT?!" asked a surprised Rei.

"Please? I don't want anyone seeing me. 

Rei wasn't going to let Jack hide in her bra originally. But, when
Jack dived off her hand into her cleavage, she wasn't about to fish
him out of there on global TV. So, she let Jack stay in her cleavage
while the camera's filmed the five of them.

Serena, Mina, Lita and Rei were more than happy to pose for the
cameras. Amy, being the sensible one for the most part, was a bit
shy. She did always seem to have trouble when it came to having fun.
She needs to spend more time with Jack. Not TOO much time with him
because if she spends too much time with him then it will start to
retard her brain.

A while later Rei pulled Jack out of her cleavage. The cameras had
gone and Jack didn't know where they were.

Jack was pretty sure that he wasn't seen by the cameras. His
surroundings weren't too bad either. Still, he was worried that with
the cameras focused on the 5 girls, someone would end up finding him. 

It was nearly half an hour before Rei pulled him out of her bra,
holding him, with an angry look on her face.

"Oh great," said Jack. "I pissed off another
girl."

"Actually," responded Rei, "I thought it was kind of
funny. Seeing someone jump in there like that was cute."

Jack looked at Rei dumbfounded as she giggled at him. "You're
not mad?"

"Nope. But next time, I'd appreciate it if you waited till I
answered before you dive in." she said winking at him, Rei
turned to the other girls, who were walking around.

Jack still hadn't looked around, and had no idea where he was,
besides out of Rei's bra. "Uh, Rei? Where are we?" 

"We're out in the plains outside the city." said Rei.
"This way, there's less people likely to see you and the girls
and I." she said with a smile as she sat down and leaned against
a rather large rock. She started once again stroking Jack as if he
were a mouse or something.

Eventually the other girls sat down till they were all in a circle.
They were just talking about stuff. Particularly the events which had
occurred during the previous day. Amy was starting to already be the
party pooper.

"We really should return back to normal." said Amy.

"Aww, come on Amy!" said Rei, Mina, Lita and Serena in
unison. Darien would have agreed with Amy, but his voice was being
muffled by his girlfriend’s breasts. He could barely breathe she was
hugging him against her chest so tight, much less talk. Jack didn't
say anything because he was too busy enjoying being Rei's personal
thing to stroke, cuddle and love.

"Alright, alright. Uh, Jack?" asked Amy meekly. "Could
you, uh, could you come here for a moment?"

"Why?"

"I'll stay big, but there's something I want."

"Sure, what's that?"

"You."

"Me? You sure?"

Amy stood up to her full height, and looked down at Jack. "Yes,
I'm sure. Everyone's getting time with people except for me."

"Amy, Amy, Amy, you need to relax," responded Jack shaking
his head. "You really need to be livelier!" Of course,
Jack's idea of lively is a little more extreme than most people's. 

Amy smiled and picked up Jack in her hand. She gave him a BIG kiss as
she sat down once again. She stroked him, and kissed him and a few
times she licked him.

Jack had to admit, this wasn't bad. If he didn't know better, he'd
think some god intended for him to make this formula so he could be
loved by 5 goddesses who otherwise would have never known he existed.

 Amy held Jack, licking him and kissing him before she remembered how
much pleasure Lita had gotten before. It seemed so intimate, so
pleasurable. So good. She wanted Jack in there.

Jack, meanwhile, was looking at Amy, who's expression had changed to
a far more excited one.

"See Amy? Doesn't it feel good to let it out?"

Amy gripped Jack and kissed him once more before lowering him into
her panties. "Not as good as this is going to feel!"

From the sides, the other girls were surprised by Amy's sudden change
in attitude. Amy was always the shy one, unwilling to do anything,
and here she was, ready to have Jack pleasure her. She didn't seem
like a different person, but the Amy they knew would never have
gotten close to any man that way.

"Are you comfortable down there Jack?" asked Amy.

"Just fine," responded Jack. "Just fine, how about
you?"

"I need you, inside me. Please. I haven't gone out a lot with
boys, and well, I want you there." 

As Jealous as Rei was, she decided that Amy did need to live a
little. She decided to hold her jealousy in... For now.

Jack felt around in the darkness, trying to get his bearings. First
he felt the cloth of Amy's white panties. Then, he tripped on his own
feet in the darkness and fell head first into a wet, moist hole;
Amy's vagina. 

He pulled his head out just as Amy moaned in pleasure. He began
small, simply massaging it and pleasuring it. The whole time Amy was
getting wet, REALLY wet.

With no other place to move, Jack began to go insider the Amy's cave.
Even from where he was, he could still hear Amy moan in pleasure.
Jack smiled. As much as he liked Amy, he always thought the girl was
too shy for her own good. He was hoping to change that right now!

Amy on the other hand, was too busy feeling Jack's body move insider
her to really think too deeply. She just wanted more of the wonderful
feeling Jack was giving her!

Darien, meanwhile was looking at Amy and what she was doing to Jack.
He could only wonder if Serena was getting any ideas. Looking at his
girlfriend's humongous face, all he could see was a tremendous smile. 

Jack had managed to go deeper into Amy, massaging and rubbing himself
against different parts of the walls around him. Amy's screams became
louder and quicker, as he wondered how much longer Amy would be
before she orgasmed. It wouldn't be a pretty sight for him when she
did. 

Amy screamed in orgasm as waves of her juices flooded Jack out. She
reached into her panties and pulled out a very confused and
disorientated Jack. His eyes were all swirly.

"We're sinking captain, abandon ship, women and children
first..." he said, his eyes still spinning.

Amy smiled and the other girls laughed. All Jack could wonder was who
he would end up with next. It didn't matter anyway, he'd pass out
soon. He saw a hand reach for him and then there was nothing but
blackness.

When Jack finally came too, he studied his surroundings. He head was
still spinning as he found a huge hand descending from the sky. The
hand lowered and started stroking him. Then Jack heard Mina's voice.

"Ohh, you're finally awake. I think Amy had a little too much
fun with you."

"Mina?"

"Yup. I've been kind of bored with everyone else getting to play
with you except for me. Now I get a turn!" she announced
happily.

As much as Jack was enjoying this (and he was) he was still
incredibly tired from pleasing Amy in her panties. He really wanted
to rest a little.

"Uh, Mina? Could you be a little more gentle to start out with?
You know, cuddle? Please?" 

Mina reluctantly sympathized and simply began stroking and cuddling
the tiny Jack, hoping he would regain his strength, spirit, and vigor
soon. She caressed him and stroked his head with her index finger.
She began cuddling him against her bosom as she stroked him and
cuddled him.

Jack was once again in heaven. He was finally getting to rest, and he
still gets to enjoy himself. In the last 2 days Jack's luck has gone
WAY up. Then again, when you've hit rock bottom, you really don't
have anywhere to go but up. Unfortunately though, not always are
things going to work out the way you want them too. The girls were
sane true, and the serum had worked. However, a brief glimpse of Jack
got on the 6 o clock news.

**************************************************

Meanwhile in San Antonio, John Lupino, a big fish in the Riojas crime
family, was watching the news when he saw an old nemesis jump between
the breasts of a giant sailor scout. He spit his coffee out he was so
surprised.

"McCoy is alive!!" he shouted angrily. "Impossible...
he died when I blew up the munitions base. How did he
survive!?!" Jack's luck had run out, the Riojas crime family's
mafia learned that Jack was alive in a matter of minutes. With an
entire mafia army ready to kill Jack after what he did to them, you
can't exactly call him lucky.

**************************************************

Oblivious to the recent developments in San Antonio, Jack continued
to enjoy his current state, being hugged between Mina's breasts. He
had tried to forget the events over the years, but every now and
then, a painful flashback dawned on him, forcing Jack to deal with
the hard truth. A similar flashback appeared now, but before it got
too bad, Mina interrupted him.

"Are you ready now?"

"Just a little more. Please? I really like this."

Mina obliged while Rei just winced a little at those words. And Jack
was once again able to relax.
Meanwhile, on the side, Darien looked up at Serena, who had just put
him on her shoulder. "Uh, Serena?"

"Yes?"

"Tell me, do you plan on staying like this forever?"

"Forever? I hadn't thought that far ahead. What's wrong? You
don't like me like this?"

"No, of course not!" immediately responded Darien, hoping
not to offend Serena. "I just mean that it might be a bit
impractical."

"Jack and the others already talked about it. Once Jack's growth
serum is mass-produced, we'll be able to stay like this! Isn't that
great?"

"Sure." 

**************************************************

Lupino was already on the way to the air port. In the car was the
head of the Riojas crime family himself, Edward Riojas, along with
the Finito Brothers, Joey and Vince Finito, Vinnie Gognitti and the
notorious Boris Dime. All of whom were the big fish in the Riojas
crime family.

"We'll finally get revenge on the McCoy brat." said Edward.

"Da pain in da buts' goin' down!" Joey stated as he slammed
his fist into his open palm.

"Dat freakin' cop!" added Gognitti.

"Patience boys," began Lupino, "Jack blew our plans
last time, and yes we almost ended up in jail but we didn't. I say,
we don't reveal that to him yet. After all, there's more than one way
to skin a cat."

"You're always so complex Lupino," said Edward. "I'll
send Dime here to go get him. Kill him if he doesn't cooperate, Dime.
If he does cooperate, bring him to me. I'll deal with him
personally." he finished sinisterly as he felt the scar that the
knife left on his face. That night one year ago. He growled as he
remembered the trouble that one lousy cop gave his gang. 

The car stopped at the air port and the big fish all got out of the
limousine. Next stop: Japan, and Jack.

**************************************************

As much as it probably would help him at this point, Jack wasn't
psychic. He had no idea what was about to happen to him. Instead, he
was rested and recharged in Mina's hand.
Mina cooed at the little man, smiling as she moved him up to her
breasts. "Are you feeling better?"

"Great, actually!"

"Good!" Smiling, Mina casually removed her shirt and bra,
placing Jack on top of her breast. She decided not to put him through
too much work.

"You know what to do Jack," she cooed.

Eagerly responding, Jack began to suckle and pleasure Mina's nipples,
while Rei looked on jealously.

"Rei? What's wrong?" asked Amy.

"Nothing," replied Rei sarcastically as she attempted to
hide her jealousy.

"You're not jealous or anything, are you?"

"Of course not! What made you think that?" 

Amy simply giggled. She knew what Rei was thinking.

**************************************************

The plane landed in Tokyo airport without a hitch, and John Lupino
walked off with his men in tow.

"Boys, we need to find out where Jack is hiding. Any
objections?"

"Just vone boss," responded Dime. "Isn't Jack vith 5
giant vomen?" asked Boris as his Russian accent drawled through
his voice.

"I'm aware of that dime. That's why, you're getting these."
said Riojas as he snapped his fingers.

Lupino tossed a suitcase at Boris. Boris opened it and inside were 10
grenades, 5 Molov Cocktails, a Sniper Rifle and 2 Ingrams. Boris
smiled.

"All of mine favorites. You know me all too vell Eddie."
said Boris as he continued to smile.

"The Finito's and I'll get a place to stay in town. You and
Lupino locate Jack. Any problems, no, good." Riojas left with
the two Finito brothers. Dime and Lupino looked at each other and
nodded. They left the air port and called up a taxi. When the driver
pulled up, Lupino shot him and kicked the corpse out of the car. Dime
got in the driver's seat and Lupino got in the back and began
assembling his favorite gun.

**************************************************

Meanwhile, Jack had finally returned to Rei, who looked like she had
something on her mind.

"Rei? You alright?"

"Just fine." responded Rei a bit poutily.

"Oh, come on, Rei, don't act that way. You know Mina was lonely,
and I, well, I'm glad to be back in your hand."

"Really?"

"Really."

Rei's expression turned from pouting to overjoyed as she hugged Jack
into her bosom. "I just knew that you wanted to be with
me!"

"Sure, no problem," responded Jack slightly weakly.
"Uh, Rei?"

"What is it?"

"I think you're crushing me!"

"Oh." Letting go slightly, Rei found Jack wobbly and a
little disoriented. She giggled, knowing that the two were now even.

**************************************************

"So, uh, Boss?" asked Dime.

"What is it?"

"Vhere are ve gonna look first?"

"I found Jack's address back in the States from a tip-off. I
guess we could look there."

"I don't think he's at home waiting for us. Maybe we should ask
around." 

“Screw that! We’re goin to Jack’s house and pumpin’ his guts full o’
lead!”

They went to Jack's trailer. Dime held a Beretta in his hand, Lupino
held a shot gun with most of the handle sawed off. 

"Ready?" asked Lupino.

"Yes. Lets move." said Dime. Dime kicked down the door and
the two rushed into the trailer shooting up everything in the place,
which wasn't much.

"Guess he ain’t home." Lupino said as he held up a pair of
socks, now full of bullet holes.

"Vhy vould he be? You and I both know how clever zis ass con be.
He probably even has insurance to cover zis type of zing as
vell."

"I hope so, looks like we really did a number on his place."

"Who cares? Ve need to find Jack or Riojas vill beat us black
and blue. Zis is vhy I have already thought up plan to find
Jack." said Dime.

"Well?"

"All ve need to do iz find za giants zat Jack vas seen vith on
za news. Ve find zem, ve find za Jack-Ass."

"Good idea Dime, how long'd it take you ta think of it? Why
don't ya tell me somethin' that AINT obvious. Let's go, common."
The two left the trailer and found a set of giant footprints. They
smiled and began following the trail.

**************************************************

Rei, having observed the fun both Lita and Amy had with Jack in their
panties, decided to have some fun with him down there too. After all,
if he was willing to do that with everyone else, of course he'd be
willing to do it with her.

"You sure Rei?"

"Oh, come on Jack," pouted Rei. "I'll be gentle."
Rei began to stroke Jack again, cooing her desires to him. How could
he say no? How could he say no to any of these girls for that matter? 

"O.K. I'll go." Smiling, Jack was picked up by Rei as she
kisses him before lowering him into her panties. Once Jack found
himself between Rei's silk and her womanhood, he muttered something
to himself.

"I'm weak. Especially when it comes to these girls."

**************************************************

Following the footprints, Lupino and Dime founded that they ended on
the street. Looking around, Dime saw a middle aged woman hurrying on
her way home.

"Hey boss! I sink she knows vhere Jack is."

"Well, ask her." 

Neither of the men were one of any manners at all, so of course, they
followed the standard interrogation procedures as if the woman was a
member of a rival mafia.

"Alright, you have till ze count of 3 to answer ze kvestion
before I blow a hole in your head. Za five giant girls, vhich vay did
zey go and vas zhere a blonde Americansky vith zem?" Dime asked
as he held the woman at gun point. She may have been stupid before,
but when a man has her at gunpoint... she is easily persuaded.

Business as usual, Dime got his answers then killed the woman for
fun. Lupino was disappointed, he didn't want to shoot the woman. Too
quick and painless, he preferred to torture his victims. Boris just
wants to get the job done however possible and whichever is the
easiest way.

**************************************************

Meanwhile, Rei was enjoying every second with Jack. She was breaking
her promise to be gentle as Jack was knocked every which way in her
panties. After 10 minutes Jack was pulled out of Rei's womanhood. She
was panting and smiling, Jack felt like his lungs were going to
implode on one another. But, he made Rei happy, and that smile on her
face was a big enough reward. Of course, he would like something else
as a reward too.

"I really enjoyed that, Jack." giggled Rei as she held the
tiny man in her hand. It was probably the best feeling she had ever
had.

Jack meanwhile, was still spinning, talking like a broken TV.
"Oh, it's no kemosabi, you're chair like brand new with 90 day
limited warranty. Film at eleven..."

Smiling, Rei kissed Jack. She had no idea what the hell he said, but
she assumed it was supposed to be something sweet. Holding Jack, she
placed him between her breasts, moving them just a little bit to
ensure that he was comfortable.

"Now you just relax right there, Jack. The girls and I are gonna
go look around for some food."

Jack didn't say a word, but just got comfortable and fell asleep as
Rei kissed him again. He knew after everything that had happened to
him he was in for some good luck eventually, and here it was.
Finally, Jack began to sleep again, with a huge smile on his face.
This was heaven.

**************************************************

Driving towards the countryside, Lupino polished his gun as Dime
smirked.

"Ve're gonna pump zat boy’s guts full of lead.”

"Well, duh. Just try not to do anything stupid, O.K.?"

"You know me boss."

"Yeah, that's what I'm worried about." 

While driving, Lupino and Dime hadn't been thinking much about
anything except the revenge on Jack that they so desired. It wasn't
until they got within 300 yards of the giants that they realized just
how difficult that was going to be.

"SHIT!! Дерьмо!
Остановите

автомобиль!

Остановите

автомобиль!"
 shouted Dime.

"What?!?" asked Lupino, who of course didn't speak Russian,
Heck; he could barely speak English.

"Stop za car!"

Lupino did so and the two of them got a glimpse at the giant sailor
girls. If they were going to do this, they were going to have to go
about it very stealthy. So much for grenades, looks like Dime'll have
to do some sniping.

"I'll see if I can get a clear shot at Jack. You, call za boss
and tell him I vant double pay for zis. Zhey are much bigger zan I
had thought zhey vould be." Dime grabbed his sniper and began
trying to search for a place to aim from. 

"Get on top of that tree, Dime."

"I don't need to be vobbling on zat tree, boss. I'll shoot em
from ze top of ze barn."

Watching as Dime climbed on top of the barn, Lupino began to get
worried. He didn't expect Jack to have this kind of backup. 5 giant
girls versus the two of them wouldn't exactly be a fair fight for
Lupino and Dime.

Setting up his equipment, Dime laid down his rifle and prepared to
take the shot. He spotted Jack resting comfortably between Rei's
bosom. Snickering Dime thought, “At least the bastard’ll die in a
nice place. “

Dime took the shot. The bullet flew mighty and, if not for the fact
that no matter how relaxed Jack looks he is NEVER off guard, Dime
might have hit him. 

"GET DOWN!!" Jack shouted as he climbed out of Rei's
breasts. The girls ducked and Jack pulled out a can of Lysol and a
lighter.

"Jack, what's going on?" asked Rei.

"I don't know, as soon as I find out I'll tell you." said
Jack as he pulled out some binoculars. He saw on top of the barn
Boris Dime. "Oh, fuck." said Jack. "This isn't
good..."

"What's wrong Jack?" asked Amy. The other girls looked on
with curiosity as Jack stay positioned behind a large boulder, the
girls also lay down on their stomachs, watching Jack.

"Long story short, old enemy knows I'm here, he wants to kill me
and since he's here that means the others are here too."

"What others?" asked Lita.

"Ask me no questions and I'll tell you no lies Lita." said
Jack as he pulled out dual Ingrams. He loaded them both. Meanwhile,
Boris Dime was also reloading his Sniper. In his pockets he had his
dual Ingrams and dual Berettas, but they were better at close range.
For now, the Sniper Rifle would do just fine. 

"Jack..." Serena began sternly. Darien was looking from the
curious/angry faces of the girls to Jack. He didn't really want to
say anything because, pissing Jack off could mean a bullet in his
head, and, pissing the girls off could mean he ends up a greasy smear
on the floor.

"Look, if I get out of this alive, I'll tell you how I know
these psychos."

Rei quickly spoke up. "We just can't let you walk into the line
of fire!"

"I told you before that I can take care of myself!” responded
Jack sternly. "These guys are my enemies, not yours."

"But we're your friends," responded Lita. "And seeing
you get killed isn't something I want to see."

"Yeah, but knowing this guy, he's heavily armed."

"Look Jack," interrupted Serena. "Right now we could
squash you and those guys under our feet. Don't you think we could be
useful?"

Jack looked at the girls. If he said yes, that would mean putting
them right in the line of fire. If he said no, well, Jack just
remembered Rei breaking his ribs and Lita scaring him half to death.
He wasn't sure if saying no was a good idea. Especially considering
that they seemed determined to fight.

After much deliberation in his head, Jack finally decided it would be
better for his health if he just let them do something. At least, put
them under the delusion that they were doing something productive to
help him.

"Alright alright, fine. You can help." said Jack as several
bullets from a rapid fire machine gun came from a hill. Then a few
more sniper shots came from the barn again.

"Rapid-Fire-Machine-Gun... Lupino. Damn... 2 big fish in one
day." said Jack as he nonchalantly pulled out a pipe bomb, lit
it and tossed it in the direction of Lupino. 

"What do we do?" asked Rei as she tried to find the small
gunners. Being so big wasn't without disadvantages, one of them is
people are smaller and much easier to miss.

"I'm moving in, Amy, I'll need some cover fog. Lita, Rei, I want
you two to obliterate ANYTHING that moves. Serena, Mina...."
Jack looked at the two of them and finally said, "Try not to do
anything stupid."

Dime hopped off the barn and pulled out his Ingrams. Lupino stayed on
his knees with his machine gun aimed in Jack's general direction.

"McCoy! Ve're calling you out! Show yourself, or are you
chicken?!?" asked Dime as he prepared to jump out and fire.

"CHICKEN?! Nobody... calls… me… CHICKEN!" Jack screamed at
the top of his lungs as he dashed out, guns blazing. Lupino sprayed
the air with bullets. Amy quickly spread a mist over the area. All
that could be heard were gun shots and foot steps in the foggy mist.
Then... there was nothing.

Rushing forward, Rei and the others found Jack over the two
gangsters, clutching his left shoulder.

"Jack!" screamed Amy. "What happened?"

"Too slow. Bastard Dime clipped me in the shoulder." Jack
let go of his shoulder, revealing where the gunshot pierced him. Amy
began to examine the wound, but Jack started to walk away.

"Hey!" angrily shouted Serena. "Where do you think
you're going?"

"If Lupino showed up, that means the Finitos are here too. This
is something I need to deal with myself."

"Oh no you don't!" responded Serena as she picked Jack up.
"You're going to tell us everything that happened with these
guys. I swear you can be such a hardhead..." 

"I don't have time for this Serena." said Jack sternly.

"Make time then, because until we hear why they're after you,
you're not going anywhere." replied Rei in an equally stern, if
not more, tone.

"Fine... Jack Lupino and Boris Dime are 2 of the highest ranking
mobsters in the Riojas crime family. A few years back... around the
time my ma died, the leader of the Riojas family, Edward Riojas,
started trafficking a new drug; Yah Bah. Also known as the Crazy
Drug. Lupino was the one who took care of selling the stuff. 18
months ago, I learned that Enrique had been getting his junk from
Lupino...." said Jack as he thought back to the day he went
undercover in the Riojas crime family. 

He didn't want to tell them everything... after all, they knew he
killed one person and that was bad enough. If they found out he took
out more than three fourths of the Riojas crime family... well... I
doubt they'd EVER trust him.

"It's ok," said Amy as she stroked Jack with a hand.
"We're your friends Jack. You can tell us." Jack nodded.

"I went undercover, DEEP undercover. It took me half a year to
work my way up the ladder of small time mobsters, and gain the trust
of Boris Dime, The Finito Brothers, and Josh Lupino, all of the most
infamous scum of San Antonio. I heard another big deal was gonna go
down. I couldn't let it happen, they were running low on Yah Bah and
if this ship didn't get the supply in, the Riojas's wouldn't be able
to supply Enrique, or anyone else, with those pills." The girls
stared at Jack waiting to hear the end of the story. They looked like
children being read a bed time story.... very.... very large... sexy
children.....

"Long story short, I won, they lost. I faked my death so they
wouldn't be looking for me and then I came here about a month ago
when I couldn't work in the force anymore." said Jack.

"Why not?" asked Lita. Jack thought quickly trying to think
up a good excuse without telling them the truth. He got fired because
in the process of the Narcotics Arrest, he got a bit trigger happy on
all the drug dealers who inadvertently created him, and made his life
a living hell.

"Uhm... uh... Weapons discharge! Shot myself in the foot and
couldn't chase no one down anymore." said Jack.

"Now, if you'll excuse me," continued Jack, "I need to
find the Finito brothers." But before he could leave, Rei put
her gigantic foot right in front of him.

"Not without us you won't. It's not like you can take these guys
alone!"

"Actually," replied Jack smugly, "it's a lot like
that." Jack attempted to walk forward again, but this time was
caught by Serena's gigantic hand.

"Hey! Leggo! You just can't butt into my business!"

"No, you look!" responded Serena harshly. "I know you
think you're doing us a favor, but it's not like you can just leave
us out! We're your friends, and we want to help! Besides, what can a
couple of mobsters do to us?"

"You don't know these guys…" Jack said, as memories of the
violence ran through his head.

"Why do you keep pushing us away?" shouted Rei.
"Aren't we trustworthy?"

"Of course you are!" quickly responded Jack.

"Then let us help you!"

Jack never liked to accept help from anyone. He kept rushing through
thoughts in his head. Finally 5 minutes later, he spoke.

"Grrrrr... ah crap!" Jack was beaten. The girls would get
to help. It wasn't a good idea, but it's not like Jack had a choice.
Especially since the longer he took to decide the more frequently
Serena would lightly squeeze his broken rib cage.

"Ok, knowing Lupino, he was probably too doped up to remember
Riojas's number. Our best bet of finding Riojas is through Lupino's
cell." said Jack. Serena let Jack down and Jack searched both
unconscious bleeding men with speed, accuracy and skill. He had done
this before many times.

"Find anything?" asked Lita when Jack finished.

"Yep. A wallet, some loose change, some ammo for my Ingram, hey!
There's money in this wallet! HOLY!!!" said Jack as he saw the
several hundred, hundred dollar bills in the wallet.

"JACK!" shouted Amy.

"What?! He ain’t gonna need it, not where he's going. And, even
if he did need it, he can't take it with him. Besides… I need it more
than he does."

"That's called stealing." said Mina, agreeing that Jack
didn't need to add any more crimes onto his rap sheet, which was
already a mile long.

"It was probably dirty money anyway, what's the harm in stealing
already stolen money?" asked Jack as he began counting the money
with one hand and flipping through Lupino's cell phone with the
other. "Bingo! Riojas is good, very good. But... I'm
better." said Jack with a smile as he pocketed the money. He was
about to leave then he turns around. "I wonder if Dime has any
cash on him." Jack wondered aloud. 

"Will you just get back to work!" shouted Rei. "We
have more important things to do than steal from dead people!"

"Fine." Grumbling, Jack looked through the directory in
Lupino's cell until he found a call made to a hotel in Tokyo. Dialing
the number, he got connected to a bellhop.

"Tokyo Direct Hotels. How may I help you sir or madam?"

"Sir," responded Jack gruffly. He attempted to disguise his
voice in the slight chance that the Finito's had the phone tapped.
"I'd like to know you're address."

"Very well sir." 

After taking some notes down on a piece of paper and a pen
conveniently left behind by Lupino, Jack had found the address.

"The Finito's are at a hotel in the middle of the business
district."

"Then let's get em!" shouted Lita.

"That isn't a great idea," interrupted Amy. "I mean,
with all these gangsters, attacking them head on?"

"What do we have to be scared of?" responded Lita.

"Not a good idea Lita. This is exactly why I wanted to work
alone. The 5 of you are like giant moving targets." said Jack
grimly as he loaded all 5 of the Ingrams he had on him. He grabbed 5
grenades and put them in his pocket. He had a sawed-off shotgun, 3
Berettas, 5 Molov Cocktails, and of course, the rapid fire machine
gun that Lupino was using.

"What would we be targets for?" asked Amy. Jack reached
into his pocket and held up a small vile of a green glowing liquid. 

"This is a dangerous chemical weapon developed by Riojas
himself. Valkyr V. Highly addictive, very harmful to the system.
Scientists are still arguing over whether to consider it a drug or a
chem. weapon. It has the destructive potential of a chemical weapons
bomb, and the same mental affects as drugs like Tobacco and
Marijuana. You get addicted physically and mentally. But Valkyr V...
every time you get some... you lose vital tissue and organs. The
chemical mixes with the blood stream... you will get addicted. And
you will die a slow painful death if you come into contact with
Valkyr V." said Jack. "We're not going to go barging in
there shouting, 'shoot me, shoot me.' We need to be calm, cool and
collected. Riojas is more dangerous than any of you are right now,
even without Valkyr. Should any of you choose to leave, there will be
no shame in doing so." As Jack said this, he took his shot gun
and walked with it in front of him, drawing a line in the sand,
imitating William!
 Barrett Travis from the Battle of the Alamo. "Those who choose
to stay and fight the Riojas crime family, step over the line I just
drew. If you don't want to face them, stay where you are."

Jack stared at the five girls. None of them moved. Darien had kept
quiet the entire time. Jack sighed. He knew he was on his own. But
when he looked up, he saw Amy's very large foot step over the line he
had set up. 

"I don't know who this man is, but anyone who would use a weapon
like that deserves to be punished."

Lita, Mina, and Rei quickly followed suit. As heroes, they explained,
they couldn't let someone like that run around in their city, even if
they were 2 inches tall.

"Well, that's four of you," remarked Jack. Turing his
attention to Serena, she was looking at Darien, who motioned to her.
Nodding, Serena stepped over the line as well.

"I'm with you all the way on this Jack," remarked Serena.

"If that's your choice, I won't stop you. But we need a plan.
Going in guns blazing is out, so..."

I'll sneak in. Amy, you'll create the mist you made earlier. Darien
and I'll go inside. You 5 will make sure that no one goes in, or out
of the building. Don't get within a 10 foot radius of ANY one
suspicious looking. Use long range attacks and avoid melee combat
for... obvious reasons."

The plan was simple enough. While the girls blow the outside guards
away with their powers, Darien and Jack would sneak in from behind
while the guards where occupied. There would only be about 3 guards
inside the building and 8 guards outside. The ones outside would be
for the girls. The ones inside though, Darien could handle them.

"One more thing before we move in." said Jack.

"What?" asked Darien.

"Leave the Finitos' to me."

"Are you sure?" asked Lita.

"I'm sure. Darien, are you up for this?" asked Jack.

"Sure!" responded Darien. He wasn't sure if this was such a
great idea, but considering the girls were agreeing whole heartedly
on this, he'd rather take his chances with a few guards.

"So now we need to get inside the city without making such a
huge racket that the news crews know that we're here."

"My fog can take care of that," responded Amy.

"O.K. then, let's go!"

**************************************************

Vince Finito slammed the phone down angrily. If Dime and Lupino
weren't back yet, he could only assume the worst.

"Lupino ain't back yet. He ain't returning my calls."

"Then we must assume the worst," responded Edward Riojas.
"If Jack knows we're here, it won't take long for him to
run."

"Then we should send someone else after him!" 

"No, not yet. I know Jack, and he's going to head for us. He
won't let us be the ones to chase him down. He'll want to do the
chasing." said Riojas as that sly grin of his crossed his face.

"Ain’t dat dangerous boss? What wit all da guys he killed last
time an' all I mean-" Vince was cut off as Riojas's hand gripped
his neck.

"Did I ask your opinion maggot?!" he threw Gognitti to the
ground. "Tell the Finito's Jack'll be there soon, then get the
hell out of there."

"Sure ting boss!" said Gognitti as he ran out of the
building catching his breath. Riojas sat down and began thinking of
what he'd do with Jack when he got his hands on him... maybe a bath
in Valkyr V would do Jack a world of good.

**************************************************

Meanwhile, the sailor scouts were hiding behind buildings surrounding
the Finito's motel. Darien and Jack sat atop of Rei's shoulder
looking at the situation before them.

"Ok... 2 guards by all four doors. This'll be easy." said
Jack as he surveyed the scene. "We may not even have to do
anything."

"Come again?" asked Rei.

"There's one shot left in this sniper. If I can hit the Finitos'
with it, we win and we can be out of here," he snaps his
fingers. "Like that. Wham, ba'am, thank ya, man."

"Great plan Jack, except for one thing." said Darien.

"What's that?"

"The fat guy running towards the Finito's compound!"
quickly responded Darien.

"Gogniti… that fucking bastard." Now Jack was stuck in a
brand new dilemma. He could cut for time and try and take out the
Finito's before Gogniti could warn them, or he could take out Gogniti
and go with the original plan and infiltrate the hotel.

Jack aimed his sniper at the window of the Finito's office and fired
his shot away. The two of them fell down like a ton of bricks.
Gognitti started running.

"Oh no you don't!" Jack jumped 2 stories and landed on top
of the hood of some poor guy’s car. There are now 2 foot shaped dents
in the hood. Jack gave chase and Darien followed. The girls did as
well, being careful not to step on things.

Jack pulled out an Ingram and shot Gognitti 3 times in each ankle.

"GAAAAAH!" shouted Gognitti as he went down. Jack motioned
for the others to stop. He walked up to Gognitti and grabbed him by
the collar of his shirt.

"Shakedown time fat-ass, where's Riojas?" asked Jack
threateningly.

"Screw you!"

"Bad start Gognitti." Jack conked him HARD on the side of
the head with his Ingram. Gognitti started bleeding... a lot.

"AH! Police brutality, police brutality!!"

"I'm pretty big on that if you'll remember Gognitti." Jack
punched Gognitti square in the face causing his nose to break and
more blood to splatter.

"By dose! Ya-ya cadt juss hurt 'ee in code 'lud"

"Just keep telling yourself that tough guy. Now, listen and
listen good! Where's Riojas hiding?!?"

Gognitti didn't answer. Jack aimed the gun right at Gognitti's head.

"Alright! Alright! I'll talk, just don't hurt me no more. He's
at the crappy hotel near the beach. The one called; Sawazaki
something... now go ahead. Book me, take me in, haul me to the
freakin' jail, just don't hurt me no more..." 

”They’ll read you your rights at your funeral.” Jack said as he
turned to walk away. As Jack walked back to the girls, their faces
ranged from a sense of horror to anger.

"How could you do that to him?" asked Mina.

"It's what they expect," replied Jack. "They'd
probably be worse to me."

"That still doesn't give you the right to do that!" added
Rei.

"Maybe. But it's what I've done before." As Jack began to
ponder his next move, the girls realized just how deep his emotional
scars ran. They didn't want to hold his past against him, but were
worried about how far he could go.

"We need to worry about our next move," continued Jack.
"Riojas may not know we're coming, but that doesn't make him any
less dangerous."

"So," asked Lita, "what do you think we should
do?"

"We'll watch the hotel before doing anything else. Knowing
Riojas, he's got guards at every entrance, elevator, stairway, door
and window. To run in there guns blazing would be suicide. We'll need
to see his defense plan." suddenly, Gognitti's phone began to
ring. Jack looked at it, he picked up the phone.

"Gognitti? It's Eddie."

"Eddie!" said Jack with fake excitement and joy. "Tell
me," he said as he returned to an angry tone. "I must have
hurt your business REAL bad to make you come down here in person. How
much did the plane tickets cost? Knowing you, you bought first class
tickets, right?" 

"McCoy! You're a dead man!!"

"Sure you're not confusing me with your buddies the Finitos,
Dime, Lupino and Gognitti? You're right though. The two of us need to
have a little get together, real soon and settle our differences like
men. You, me, and a gun."

"You son of a--" at this time Jack hung up Gognitti's cell
phone.

"What'd ya do that for?" asked Darien. "If Riojas is
as dangerous as he sounds, why'd you piss him off?!"

"People make mistakes when they're mad. He'll still be plenty
dangerous though."

"Let me get the odds of this operation straight." began
Amy, being the reasonable one. "Chance of victory slim, death a
certainty..."

"Yeah. So, what are we waiting for?" asked Jack as he began
reloading his gun.

"Let's hit them head on!" shouted Serena enthusiastically.
Jack just shook his head.

"No, no, no! Haven't you been listening to a word I've
said?!" In response to this, the other girls started giving
Serena the traditional 'What is wrong with your brain meatball head?'
look. She sat down slowly, knowing that she made a fool of herself.


About one hour later, the girls had set up a perimeter around the
hotel. Jack and Darien were able to spot everything from the
shoulders of Rei and Serena, respectively. The other girls had set up
a perimeter, concealed by the mist of Amy's Shabon Spray. 

"Looks like they have the place surrounded," quipped Darien.

"Surrounded?" replied Jack. "Maybe. But there's always
a flaw in these mob types. I'm sure I can find it." 

After about thirty more minutes of looking, Jack found the break he
was waiting for, a shift change in the guards around the back.
Perfect. 

"Darien, follow me! Move!" Jack darted off guns in front of
him in case he needed to use them. Darien followed close behind, the
girls all wished them luck and Rei and Serena gave them, 'Be careful'
warnings.

"What the-" shouted one of the guards unfortunate enough to
cross Jack's path. Less than 2 seconds later the guard’s brains were
splattered against the pavement.

**************************************************

Several minutes later Darien and Jack were outside Riojas's door.

"Ok Darien, it's you, me, and our guns against Riojas. We're
gonna burst through the door any minute and Riojas'll be there with
murder in his eyes. It's either gonna be us, or him. I for one, am
gonna pump his guts so full of led they'll need a crane to lift his
coffin. Let's go!"

Jack and Darien both ran into the room where Riojas was waiting, only
to meet up with a hail of gunfire! Both ducked back into the hallway
as they saw several hired guns burst out of hiding spots.

"Did you really expect me not to be ready for you, McCoy?"
taunted Riojas. "You literally told me you were coming!"

"Damn you, you..."

"Save me the melodramatics, Jack. No one crosses Riojas! No
one!" To prove his point, the mob boss grabbed an assault rifle
that was hidden in a suitcase and started firing. "Say hello to
my little friend!"

Firing off two grenades from a launcher underneath the rifle, Riojas
watched as Darien and Jack try to run off, while he laughed to his
hired guns.

"You know something?"

"What boss?" replied one of the gunmen.

"I always wanted to say that. Never got to. And now McCoy is
dead. Let's go home."

Before the mobsters could walk off however, a hail of gunfire erupted
from the hallway, killing two of the gunmen, and sending the rest
scrambling for cover.

"McCoy! How did you..."

"Save ME the melodramatics, Riojas. Plus that Al Pachino
impersonation sucked."

"Why you little bastard!" Riojas raised his rifle to fire
again, but before he could, the room began to shake and turn!

"What's going on?" asked a confused Darien. 

Through the window Jack saw a giant hand grab the ceiling then when
he looked up he saw Serena and the girls all look in at the scene.

"What are you doing?" asked Jack.

"Well," began Amy. "We heard gunfire then we heard
some guy shout that you were dead and..."

"We were worried." finished Rei.

"With good reason!" shouted Riojas who, in the confusion,
had managed to fix up Darien as a human shield and keep a gun to his
head. Jack aimed his shot gun at Riojas.

"NO! You'll hit Darien!!" shouted a panicked Serena.

"I don't miss."

"Funny, your story was that all those smoking bodies on the
rooftop weren't your fault. So, you intended to kill them. All of
them?" taunted Riojas.

"SHUT UP!!"

"All those people Jack. All of them, dead. It was all your
fault."

"What's he talking about?!" asked a panicked Darien. Heck,
if you had a gun to your head and your only hope of survival was a
man who supposedly killed a bunch of people... you'd be panicked too.

"Tell them jack! Tell them about it."

"I didn't leave the force... I was suspended. My emotions cloud
my judgment and often make my trigger fingers a hazard to myself and
others."

"He killed 25 people on the rooftop that night. Most were never
identified... they were unrecognizable." Jack pulled the trigger
and Riojas fell back and Darien stood frozen where he was. Serena
quickly grabbed her tiny boyfriend and Rei went to do the same but
Jack charged at Riojas before she could.

"Now you die, this time it's just me, you, and a gun. No guards,
no armor... "

"Jack... you wouldn't kill your own father now would you?"

"What?!"

"Yes, Jack. I am your father." (I know a little star warsy
but hey, I'm tired. I haven't slept in days and my eyes can no longer
pick up color due to too much staring at the computer screen, the
sun, and the TV screen.)

"You lie!!"

"No. I was with your mother the day you were spawned. You can't
hurt me... I gave you life."

"FUCK THAT!! I never wanted to live... I still don't! FUCK
FAMILY!! FUCK FEAR!! Blood or not, you're gonna die!" Jack shot
Riojas right in the chest.

"I-gah-... gave you life...." said Riojas as he clutched
his bleeding heart. Jack put his shot gun right to Riojas's head.

"Life's a bitch, ain't it?" he pulled the trigger and
Riojas was no more. Jack them aimed at himself. Sick of life and all
that complicated his own. Or maybe it was just because he hasn't had
the chance to take his anti-depressants since this whole mess
started.

Looking around the room, at all the dead bodies, at his own blood
stained hands, at his gun, Jack smiled. It was poetic justice, in a
sort of melodramatic way. So he did something he hadn't done too much
during his life. He smiled. 

"Heh. I always sucked at big speeches. Oh well."

Given another second, Jack would have splattered his brains against
the wall and joined the corpses in the office. But before he could,
Rei flicked the gun out of his hand and grabbed him angrily.

"Let me go!" screamed Jack! "I can't deal with this
anymore!" Rei squeezed Jack's still broken ribs, keeping him
from talking.

"What's your problem Jack?" asked an angry, yet worried Rei.

"My problem? Look inside the building. That's me. I'm a
murderer, a bastard child of a mob boss and a whore. What do I have
to live for?"

Looking at Jack, Rei saw that he really was depressed. But she knew
somewhere, he had something to live for.

"What about your brothers?"

"My brothers?"

"Yeah! The two who depend on your paycheck to get by in the
world! What about them?" Sighing, Rei revealed her biggest
concern. "What about me? Don't I matter to you?" 

Jack realized something. For the first time in his life, he realized
his life had a purpose. Rei mattered to him, and if she was willing
to keep him alive for whatever reason, then somebody needed him. Jack
never was one to cry. In fact, I doubt if he's ever shed a tear even
from pain. For the first time since Jack can remember... he let out
tears. Not of sadness, but tears of joy.

Rei hugged Jack against her cheek and Jack did the best he could to
hug her back. If this was live TV you could hear the audience going,
"Awwwww".

"Look… there’s bodies smokin’ all over this roof. Let's get out
of here before the cops show up Rei." Rei looked at Jack half
expecting a long speech of some sort. He simply sighed.
"I told you before, I wasn't good at speeches. Now let's
go."

Rei put Jack on her shoulder as she walked off with the other girls.
The past two days had been a whirlwind of bizarre mishaps and painful
memories, but now he felt free. He had something to live for, namely
the 115 foot tall Sailor Senshi who was in love with him. And that
was reason enough for him to keep on living. With the new feeling in
him, he walked up to Rei's cheek and kissed her.

"I can't say how much I love you, Rei." 

Looking at her tiny boyfriend, Rei smiled and picked him up again,
placing him between her breasts.

"You don't have to. I love you too. Now relax, close to my
heart." Jack obliged, sleeping soundly for the first time in a
long time.

During all of this, Amy, Lita, and Mina watched as Rei and Serena
played with their tiny boyfriends, and smiled.

"I love a happy ending," chirped Amy.

"Sure, happy for them," responded Lita. "But what
about us? We're alone."

"We have each other," joked Mina.

"No, seriously," responded Lita. "We're still huge.
Let's leave Rei and Serena alone and go out for a night on the
town!"

"I don't know," responded Amy.

"Oh, come on! It'll be fun! And we'll be careful. Besides, what
else are we gonna do?" 

Amy finally caved and 3 of the 5 giant Senshi left for the city. Mina
and Lita wanted to search for boys. Amy went along to make sure
neither of them caused mass panic or anything like that.

"Bet I'll find a cute boy before you do Lita." said Mina.

"No way." Lita retorted.

"$20 says I do."

"You're on." said Lita. The two shook on it and the hunt
began. The two girls quickly split up to look for a cute guy, while
Amy 1.- refereed and 2.- Made sure there wasn't any mass panic in the
streets.

Mina decided to look around downtown, thinking it'd be easy to find
someone with all the clubs in the area. Sure enough, her theory was
rewarded with a huge line of guys waiting outside a packed club. Mina
had her pick of the crowd, which thanks to the blaring music playing,
was oblivious to her presence.

"Hmm, which one to choose, which one." Reaching down into
the crowd, she found exactly the boy that would win her the bet. 

It's kind of hard not to notice when a giant hand descends and picks
up a guy from the line you're in. Naturally the crowd started
screaming, panicking, and running around in circles. Mina tried to
calm the crowd assuring them she meant them no harm. The crowd
continued screaming and running. 

Mina heard a noise. Someone was coming. Either Lita had found a boy
too or Amy heard the panicking. 

"What are you doing?!" asked an angry Amy.

"Well, I went into the area to find..." began Mina.

"I know that! But didn't you think that a giant hand descending
into a crowd would cause just a little panic?

"Well, no," replied Mina, realizing the stupidity of her
mistake.

Amy sighed, then put her arm around her moping friend. "I think
the problem is your technique."

"Technique?"

"Well, sure! You just can't go in and act like a monster
reaching into a crowd! You need to act more natural."

"Natural?"

"Less like a monster wanting to eat people and more like a girl
wanting to go out."

Mina smirked. She didn't know Amy had it in her! Guess all that time
she spent with Jack must have started to mess with her brain.

Attempting to be more careful, the girls approached another club
where people were congregating, including some from the club where
Mina first appeared.

After following Amy's advice, Mina received a willing guy to go with
her. There were several and to her, they were all adorable. So she
chose some dumb thing and decided that's what she'd look for. This
lucky bastard was the only Hispanic in the crowd. He had shoulder
length chestnut hair and nice golden tanned skin. His eyes were dark
brown and mysterious and he had one of those smiles that makes people
nervous.

“So, what’s your name?” asked Mina.

“Well my real name is-” as he spoke a jet liner flew by preventing us
from hearing his name. “,but, everybody just calls me Freak Boy.”

“Nice to meet you Freak Boy.” Mina said with a smile. Mina was now
getting to know her tiny teen. So, Amy set out to go find Lita and
make sure she didn't get frustrated and go Godzilla on the town. 

While Mina was getting to know her new blond boy-toy better, Amy
decided to look around for Mina, impressed by her own advice.

"I'm surprised that worked out. Maybe I should try it out myself
later."

Amy's daydreaming was quickly interrupted by a loud pitched yell.
Having a sneaking suspicion who was behind it, she ran off to where
the noise was. Predictably, Lita was in the same area.

"Somebody help me!"

Amy ran toward the sound of the voice, a terrified black haired man
huddled over in Lita's palm.

"Lita!" scolded Amy in her usual 'what are you doing?'
tone. "Who is that?"

"Oh, him?" answered a surprised Lita. "Someone I
found. Isn't he cute?"

Amy bent over to look at the terrified teenager. He had a slightly
dark complexion, but it was difficult to see his face considering he
was hunched over in terror.

"You know, Lita, you just can't bend over and pick up whoever
you see without an explanation! You're trying to find a guy, not
scare him to death!"

"Yeah, but I didn't want him to get away."

Amy hit herself when she heard that. Nevertheless, her first priority
was to make sure the tiny boy stopped shivering in terror.

"Don't worry," she whispered. "I'm not going to hurt
you." In response, the horrified boy looked up at Amy, who had
her hand extended. He quickly ran over to her.

"Keep me away from her! That monster grabbed me out of the
sidewalk!"

Amy looked at the guy as he clung to Amy's hand. She didn't want him
to think Lita was a monster. But on the other hand, he was kind of
cute... no. She couldn’t do that to her friend. She couldn’t steal
the guy she rightfully found and caught… as crazy as that sounds.

One very, very lengthy explanation later, the dark haired guy was a
little calmer. He wasn't all that thrilled about being in the
complete control of some chick but, not like he has much of a choice.
Besides, it does have it's advantages.

"See," said Amy in a tone that made her sound somewhat like
a mother. "you don't need to use your size to your advantage to
get a cute guy."

"Thanks Amy." said Lita with a smile as she hugged her new
boy into her chest. “So, what’s your name anyway?”

“Well, my name is--” as he spoke a construction worker turned on his
jackhammer and made Lita’s boyfriend’s voice inaudible. “,but, every
just calls me Somedude.”

Mina gave her boyfriend a big kiss as Lita and Somedude kept getting
acquainted. Amy was still alone though. She could go find a boy for
herself. Or, she could check to see how Rei and Serena are doing and
maybe get close to Jack. It's easier to get close to someone you know
after all than it is to get close to a total stranger... well... when
you're the shy type at least.

Amy, being the kind girl she was, didn't like the idea of taking a
guy away from her friends, no matter how good he felt. Jack seemed to
have a genuine affection for Rei, and as much as she hated to admit
it, it was something she had to respect. But she still had
reservations about looking for a guy of her own, until the other
girls started to tease her.

"What's wrong?" asked Lita. "Afraid to follow your own
advice?"

"Yeah, I mean, it worked wonders for me!" shouted Mina,
holding a her new boy toy in front of Amy as proof.

Rolling her eyes, Amy started to look around the city in search of a
boy. Taking a cue from Mina, she started to look around nearby clubs
for guys. And like before, she managed to find a crowd of guys set up
outside a club. So many choices, so little time.

"Excuse me," she asked meekly to the crowd hoping to get
some attention. "I was wondering..."

Predictably, the crowd turned around and started looking at the shy
giantess. The expressions ranged from the usual awe to a group that
was staring at her gigantic panties. Luckily for them, Amy couldn't
see what they were staring at.

From the sides, Mina and Lita both stared at Amy.

"Do you think she needs our help?" asked Lita.

"I don't know," responded Mina. "I mean, she did help
us..." 

Amy was crashing and burning out there. The girls were going to step
in to help but, Amy suddenly got a second wave of confidence.

"Would one of you like to go out for some fun with me?" she
said as sexily as she could. Naturally the whole crowd was hooting
and hollering responses of joy and acceptance. After about 15 minutes
Amy randomly selected a lucky stranger from the crowd.

He had a nice tan, his hair was dyed a dark, dark red. Like Maroon
kind of. And he wore it up in short spikes. He was wearing mostly
black... well... all black. A black leather trench coat, black shirt,
black pants, black leather boots, and black gloves.

Now that Amy had a guy no one would be alone. She was wondering how
Serena and Rei were doing. But she did want to get to know the guy
she picked out. Earlier when he introduced himself, he was very
polite. He seemed nice enough. 

After looking at the tiny man in her hand for a little while, Amy
allowed her curiosity to get the better of her. Raising him up to her
head, she began to ask the man a few questions.

"What's your name?"

"Ben," replied the man as he lied down on Amy's palm,
trying to get comfortable.

"O.K. Ben," continued Amy, "you go out a lot?"

"You mean to clubs and stuff? Yeah, when I'm bored. I mean,
don't superheroes go out to clubs?"

Amy couldn't help but giggle at the superhero comment. She was always
unsure what to think about being called a "hero." So being
able to laugh at it was good for both of them.

The next thing she noticed was pretty obvious. Ben was covered in
black from head to toe.

"You like black?"

"You like blue?" responded Ben. "I like the color.
Fits my tone."

"Which is?"

Ben smirked. "I don't really know."

Amy laughed as the two continued talking. Ben was nice enough, a
college sophomore who'd rather hang out with his friends than study.
He seemed intelligent enough, understanding (or at least pretending
to) the story about Jack and his growth serum.

After about 10 minutes, both of them felt that they had a significant
understanding of the other. Amy was left to decide where to go next. 

Amy was about to start having some fun, when there was a deafening
roar from the shore. Amy, Lita and Mina looked and saw the horrifying
sight. GODZILLA!!! 

Below them, many people were running around like idiots at the sight
of the 300 foot monster known as Godzilla. Some were catching a
glimpse of the Sailor Scouts panties as they ran for their miserable
lives... I do this a lot.

**************************************************

Rei and Serena were enjoying themselves with their boyfriends, when a
loud roar interrupted their fun.

"Did you... hear that Jack?" asked Rei. Jack climbed out of
her bra, his shirt gone and his hair a wild mess.

"Huh... no-I... Uh-I, I didn't hear nothing." Jack said not
wanting to have to leave. Serena then gasped as she pointed to
Godzilla.

"NO! It's Godzilla!!" shouted Darien.

"Impossible." Jack stated. "International Copyright
laws prevent Godzilla from appearing in not only any work of fiction
by Freak Boy and/or Somedude, but in any production that isn't put
out by Tokyo's movie companies. It also means Godzilla can't appear
in any story about Sailor Moon."

"Well, he's here." Rei said. "This could get
dangerous, Jack and Darien, you guys get out of here." Serena
and Rei placed their boyfriends on the ground as Godzilla came
closer. Jack punched the window of a parked car and climbed in.
Darien got in the back after Jack unlocked the car and hotwired it.
They drove off as fast as they could.

Godzilla marched forward trashing Tokyo as he approached the Sailor
Scouts. He hit a building with his tail causing it to collapse and
land on Jack's newly acquired car. Jack passed out, Darien was left
to try and wake him up. 

**************************************************

"Where am I?" Jack asked as he looked around at the dark
shadowy world known as, The Negaverse.

"That, is not important. Most people who arrive here do not
live. I will spare you though, for reasons that will become clear
momentarily." said an evil feminine voice from the shadows.

"Who are you?!"

"Someone who will make you rich and powerful. Jack, I know of
your serum of growth. I would like for you to give it to me."

"Hmm... y'see, that ain’t gonna work. I already have these
plans, you know, perfect it, put it out on the market, get rich, and
retire on an island paradise in Hawaii with my girlfriend. That sort
of thing."

"You're not thinking BIG, Jack. Most unlike you."

"What do you mean?"

"Let me put it this way, if you put the Serum on the market,
you'll be rich enough to rule over a small island like Hawaii or
Japan. BUT, if you give it to me... I will make you rich beyond your
wildest dreams. You will have money, power... and all the beautiful
women you desire. You will rule the world as my King."

"Hmmm... so far I don't see a downside, except that... oh I
don't know- REI WOULD KILL ME!"

"Fine then, I'll just have to speak your language."
Suddenly Queen Beryl revealed herself as she walked forward. She held
out a hand and dropped a diamond the size of a baseball in Jack's
hand. His eyes widened as he looked at the gem with a big smile.

"Keep talking..." he said. She smiled and opened her hand
again dropping 3 small bags in his hand. One full of Rubies, one full
of Emeralds and the other of gold coins. Jack put them in his pocket.

"I'll give you some time to think."

**************************************************

Suddenly, Jack woke up. The first thing he did was check his pocket,
he found the bags and the diamond.

"So... it wasn't a dream."

"What are you talking about, Jack? We have to get out of here.
The fight is moving this way." Darien said.

"Right, let's move." said Ben, Amy's boyfriend, as he
helped Jack up.

“Yeah, we better move our asses.” Freak Boy said as Somedude nodded
in agreement.

Jack didn't ask questions, he just ran with the others, facing the
big moral dilemma. World Power and Money, or a normal life with Rei
on Hawaii.

It took him mere seconds to decide. He wanted power. He made the
serum for profit, and this tender offer was more than any man could
possibly want. 

"Do I want unlimited power?" thought Jack to himself.
"Hell yeah. Now if I only knew where to send the formula."

A voice seemingly out of nowhere responded. "Here will be just
fine."

Jack turned around to see he wasn't running with the other guys, but
rather in the same void as before. Turning around, he saw the same
woman from before.

"Well, I don't have a sample on me," began Jack, "just
the formula on paper."

The woman chuckled for a bit as she approached him. "The formula
is all that I shall require."

Jack sighed and handed her the paper. She smiled.

"You understand the agreements of what just happened. Payment
for your services, which is complete rule over the Negaverse, shall
be completed as soon as I and my followers destroy Japan. In advance,
this should be enough to keep you fed for quite a while." She
laughed, handing Jack a small bag. When he looked inside, he found it
was filled with sparking diamonds."

The woman smiled sinisterly as she extended her hand.
"Agreed?"

Jack grinned as he extended his hand in return. "Agreed."

*************************************************

"Jack, Jack? Oh, God, not again."

Jack came too, realizing he was on the floor, and Darien was above
him. "What happened?"

"You got hit in the head with some debris. Come on, let's
go."

Jack quickly got to his feet as he ran. He didn't know exactly what
the woman meant about "The destruction of Japan."
Considering how rich and powerful he was about to become, he didn't
care either.

*************************************************

With their boyfriends all safely far away, the Senshi turned around
to face the famous city smashing lizard. Even at their sizes, the
Senshi were still dwarfed by Godzilla, who was more than twice their
size.

"He's huge!" shouted a worried Serena. "What do we
do?"

Lita smiled as she stepped in front of the giant lizard.
"Simple. We blast him!"

Charging energy in her hand, Lita released a large ball of
electricity towards Godzilla, and watched as it hit him dead center.
But when the smoke cleared, Godzilla was still coming forward, just
staggering a little.

"Okay, I'm out of ideas."

Rei stepped up in front of the lizard as Lita backed off. "We
can't beat this guy alone. We'll have to attack at once."

The other girls nodded as they readied their attacks. Before Godzilla
knew what was happening, he got hit from all sides by the Senshi’s
combined powers. In typical fashion, a huge cloud of smoke appeared.

"Did we get him?" asked Serena. 

The girls wonder was ended as a large atomic blast emerged from the
smoke, just barely avoiding Serena. She screamed and flailed her arms
while Rei and the others prepared for battle.

"AND! IN THIS CORNER, WEARING VERY SHORT SKIRTS, FIGHTING FOR
TRUTH, JUSTICE AND IN THE NAME OF THE MOON, YOUR HEROES AND MINE, THE
SAILOR SCOUTS!" Shouted the short Mexican referee as he stood in
the center of the whole mess. "AND IN THIS CORNER, WEARING
NOTHING AT ALL, AND STANDING OVER 300 FEET IN HEIGHT. WEIGHING IN AT
OVER 20,000 TONS. THE LEGENDARY SEA MONSTER OF JAPANESE FOLKLORE,
GOOOODZILLAAAAAA!!"

The crowd cheered and placed bets either on Godzilla or on the
Senshi. All the Sailor Senshi just sweat dropped.

"Godzilla is gonna crush the sailor scouts. Then he's gonna
destroy Japan... again!" shouted an onlooker.

"Now, now, let's not jump to conclusions." said the Don
King, who was Godzilla's manager. He had big hair like a wishing
troll except it was white. "I am so sick of hearing smack bein'
talked about my fighters. Oh, he's big, oh he's mean, he destroyed
Japan a buncha times. Let's just stick to the fight. This is supposed
to be about the fight." 

The girls couldn't help but stare at the crowds that gathered to
watch the fight between them and Godzilla, especially at the guy in
the afro who claimed he was representing Godzilla. 

"Okay, what are these guys doing again?" asked Serena. Her
curiosity was quickly satisfied when she saw crews of cameras all
over the place, and guards everywhere.

Mina couldn't help but laugh. "They think this is a movie!" 

"Well, do something!" demanded a worried Rei.

Mina sighed. "All right!" Approaching the crowd on the
sides, she began to shout at them.

"Get away from here! This isn't a sporting event! That lizard
really does want to kill people!"

The crowd didn't say anything, instead they just stood still. Mina
just sighed again, until she saw flashes of lights coming from
directly below her. Looking closer, she saw cameras, all taking
pictures up her skirt!

"HEY! Knock it off you pervs!" shouted Mina as she ran off,
trying to cover her panties.

Lita sweat dropped. "They're not leaving?"

Mina shook her head. "Guess we'll just have to end this
fast."

The girls turned around to see Godzilla, who was completely oblivious
to the events around him. Showing his annoyance, he smashed a
building with his tail.

"Hey! Godzilla just smashed a building!" shouted an
onlooker.

"Stop accusing my fighter of these heinous acts!"

Godzilla wasn't about to wait around for the Senshi to strike poses
and ready themselves for battle. The big lizard took a demolished
building and threw it at the Senshi, who had to dive out the way.

"Great!" shouted Lita. "The lizard isn't going to stay
still!"

"Then I say we don't either!" responded Rei. Standing right
in front of Godzilla, she used her Celestial fire attack on the
lizard. Obviously realizing it, Godzilla countered with his famous
atomic breath.

Rei grimaced as she put all her force into the flames, unable to hold
back Godzilla's atomic breath. 

"He's too strong!"

Before Godzilla could completely overwhelm Rei, Mina jumped in and
attacked Godzilla with her love chain attack. The two attacks
combined managed to cancel out Godzilla's radioactive breath, forcing
them all back.

Rei grimaced. "So much for Plan A."

Mina just stared at the pissed off lizard, as he trashed the city
while onlookers cheered. "Any ideas?" 

“Let’s try to surround him!” Rei suggested.

The girls surrounded Godzilla hoping to gain an advantage by having
attacks from all angles. Godzilla, who had been in this position
before, turned in a 360 degree circle, knocking the girls off their
feet.

"OW!" Serena said. "Jesus, I think I landed on
something?" she stood up and saw that she had fallen on a brand
new shiny red Ferrari. "I sure hope their insurance'll cover
that."

"Forget about that, look out!" Lita shouted as she jumped
and shoved Serena out of the way of Godzilla's slashing claws.

**************************************************

"Whoa... Serena almost got toasted." Darien said fearing
for his girlfriend's life.

“What about Mina?!” Freak Boy asked in a worried tone.

“I’m more concerned about Lita.” Somedude replied.

"Forget that, we gotta get our asses down to the bookie! I'm
putting everything on Godzilla!"

"You're a real ass-hole... you know that, right Jack?"
asked Ben.

"Yeah… I know." Jack replied with a smile.

**************************************************

Godzilla charged forward, roaring loud as he could. He slashed,
kicked and stomped his way to the giant sailor Senshi. The whole
time, they had no choice but to turn and run.

"Any-WHOAH!-bright ideas?" asked Lita as she dodged a tail
swipe from Godzilla.

"I got nothing." Rei said.

"How about, try not to get killed?" suggested Mina.

"Sounds good to me. ACK! MOVE LEFT!!" Serena shouted
instructing everyone to move out of the way of Godzilla's atomic
breath.

"HALFTIME!" shouted the ref. Godzilla stopped in his tracks
curious as to what was going on. The Sailor Senshi were led to their
corner, much to their surprise.

"Godzilla, what are your predictions on the outcome of the
fight?" asked a press member.

"Rawr?" Godzilla replied.

"Godzilla, are there any truth to the rumors of your involvement
during World War 2?"

Godzilla's eyes simply began moving back and forth apprehensively.

"Can we just focus on the fight please?" asked Don King.
"I'm so sick of hearing people talking smack about my fighters.
'Oh, he mean', 'Oh, he a dirty fighter', 'Oh, he da cause of all the
destruction in Tokyo.' It's just gettin' old. Let's just let
everything be decided, in the ring."

Meanwhile, the Sailor Scouts were also being interviewed by the
press. 

"Sailor Moon, are the rumors of your involvement in the mafia
shoot out a few hours ago true?"

"Who was the strange blonde kid with Sailor Mars?"

"Is it true you slept with Jackie Chan?"

The Sailor Scouts were surprised at the idiocy of the people they
were supposed to be protecting. Amy just sweat dropped while Mina
tried to hold back Lita from hurting anyone. Rei and Serena got all
beady eyed at the questioners.

After an onslaught of questions from press, including one reporter
who asked Sailor Moon if she had punched Jessica Simpson, the girls
turned to face Godzilla again. But before the fight could continue, a
bizarre portal opened in the area between the two.

"Oh, great!" shouted Lita. "What's next, King
Kong?"

The portal opened, and six bizarre figures, all shrouded in darkness,
exited the portal. Figures all as large as the Senshi. The crowd just
stared as the six figures emerged.

"Mr. King!" shouted a reporter. "Are those shadowy
figures emerging from nowhere part of your entourage?"

"Of course not! I don't use shadowy figures!"

The figures finally stood in place as the smoke cleared around them.
When they stood forward, everyone, especially the Senshi, were
stunned.

"BERYL?!" shouted an incredibly confused Serena.
"You're dead!"

The red haired woman laughed at Serena. "Rumors of my demise
have been greatly exaggerated. However, I have waited till I found a
sufficient weapon to take my revenge on Japan. The mortal's growth
formula was too good an opportunity to pass up.

Rei angrily shouted at Beryl. "Jack would never give you
anything!"

Beryl smiled evilly. "Mortals hearts are very, very easily
corrupted. Just like your friend. How else are you going to explain
six gigantic women from the Negaverse returning to destroy
Tokyo?"
Rei kept quiet as Beryl turned to introduce the rest of her
entourage. What did Jack do?

"Behold! My new minions!" The shadows cleared to reveal the
five figures that surrounded Beryl, all as big as the Senshi.

First to appear was Black Lady, a bizarre alternate version of Rini.
She even had an evil version of Luna P enlarged to her current size.

Next were Avery and Prisma, two ex-members of the Black Moon family.
They were followed by their superior Emerald, and finally Ann, one of
the lost Doom tree children.

"Surprised, Sailor Moon?" asked Beryl laughing.

"THIS SUCKS!!" 

Godzilla saw the forms appear seemingly out of nowhere. First, he was
surprised. Then nervous as they took form. Then pissed as they made
annoying noises. Finally, his instincts took over again and he roared
an angry roar and charged forward to attack the Negaverse Giantesses.

"Minions, attack! Show the lizard no mercy!" shouted Queen
Beryl. All of her henchwomen obliged as they charged forward and
began striking Godzilla.

"RAWR! ROOAR!" Godzilla shouted as he got the crap beaten
out of him by the super powered giantesses.

"How did you even get them all here Beryl! They're all
dead!!" Serena shouted.

"Cloning, the answer to all plot holes." Beryl said
laughing as Godzilla went falling onto a building.

Godzilla stood up again, even after that beating. Don King took the
elevator to the top of a building and walked up to the edge.

"YO! G-MAN! You ok?"

"Rawr..."

"COME ON! Don't talk like that! These bitches done nothin to
earn your respeck!"

"Roar, grrr rawr."

"Na, you aint washed up! Who beat Megalon?"

"Rawr..."

"That's right! And who beat Gigan AND King Ghidorah?"

"RAWR!!" Godzilla roared with much more confidence and
enthusiasm.

"THAT'S RIGHT! Now go out there and kick those skinny lil' white
hoe's asses!"

Godzilla charged into battle, his confidence renewed by the
motivational speaking of Don King. Meanwhile the Sailor Scouts
decided to ally themselves with Godzilla to defeat the Negaverse
Giantesses. 

"Do you think you can win, Sailor Moon? You and your friends are
outmatched. Even with the lizards help, you can't hope to win!"

"That's what you think, Beryl!" responded Serena.
"CHARGE!"

The audience cheered as the both sides charged each other. As bolts
flew and the girls locked in battle, the cheers got louder.

Godzilla, not wanting to be left out of the fight, went straight for
the Ann clone, which jumped out the way of the big lizard.

"You may be powerful, but you're incredibly slow!" she
taunted as she landed a kick to Godzilla's head. However, the big
lizard turned around and hit Ann with her claws, sending her reeling.

"That's it G-Man!" shouted King. "Kick that huge white
bitch's ass!"


Mars, Mercury and Venus turned to face the three cloned members of
the Black Moon family, Avery, Prisma, and Emerald. Not wasting any
time, they started firing at the girls with their own distinct energy
attacks.

"As if this day wasn't weird enough," panted Venus,
"we have to fight long dead clones of old enemies."

Mars shrugged. "So?" Nodding to Sailor Mercury, she dodged
an energy bolt to the side as Mercury created a fog around the girls.

Venus smiled. "FIRE!" The combined blasts of the three
girls hit their intended targets, knocking them into a group of
buildings.


Lita jumped out of the way of Dark Lady's spear gun, courtesy of the
transformed Luna P. She kept laughing as Sailor Jupiter, the first
one usually into a fight, was forced on a constant defensive.

"Had enough, Jupiter? You know Beryl will destroy Japan! You
can't stop us!"

Jupiter smiled as she grabbed one of the dropped spears and threw it
right back at Dark Lady, knocking the spear gun out of her hand.

"Hey! That isn't fair!"

"You may look like Dark Lady," responded Jupiter as she
charged her thunder attack, "but you're just an impostor!"

Dark Lady had no time for a witty comeback. The thunder blast knocked
her flat on her ass as people cheered.

"They like it?" asked Jupiter.

"No, they're just cheering because they can see up Dark Lady's
dress," responded Mars. Indeed, the crowd was cheering as
photographers started taking pictures in all the right places.


Beryl was furious. Her super team of Negaverse giantesses was getting
their asses handed too them by Godzilla and the Senshi. And the crowd
cheered on.

"You can't win, Sailor Moon!" shouted Beryl as she blasted
energy from her staff. Moon furiously jumped out of the way, but
fell. The crowd roared as she fell.

"Why are you guys cheering?" asked Serena. She quickly
realized the answer when the crowd gathered by her legs.

"Is there anything you idiots care about besides panties?!"
Ignoring the perverts, Moon got to her feet and released her Scepter
Elimination attack on Beryl. While not her strongest attack the force
was enough to send Beryl flying into a skyscraper, completely
smashing it.

"All right!" shouted Sailor Moon. "We did it!"

"It's never that easy," responded Sailor Mars. 

Beryl let out a high pitched screeching noise. Suddenly, the ground
rumbled.

"I don't like the sound of this..." Rei said getting ready
for battle.

"Earthquake!" Serena shouted.

"RAWR!" shouted Godzilla.

Suddenly, out of the ground came Megalon! Flying into the area came
Gigan, followed by King Ghidorah!

"Holy Shit..." Mina said wide eyed and shakily.

As King Ghidorah landed, he flapped his wings and sent the Sailor
Scouts to the ground.

**************************************************

"No fucking way dude, there is no fucking way that Godzilla
would team up with those bitches. Man, radio's fuckin bull
shit." Said Jay as he listened to the radio reports on the
incident in Japan as he drove down a road. Jay and Silent Bob were
conveniently visiting Japan just in time to make a cameo appearance
in this story. Suddenly a giant Sailor Scout landed right in front of
the car.

"OH, FUCK YEAH MAN!" Jay shouted. Silent Bob grabbed the
wheel just barely managing to stop the car before it crashed into the
panties of Sailor Mars.

**************************************************

Godzilla and the Sailor Scouts stood their ground. Then Godzilla let
out a loud roar and out from the sea came, Angilas; followed in the
air by Mothra and Rodan.

Both sides stood ready to fight. 

"Great special effects." said an onlooker. 

Both sides readied themselves for the next fight, but before they
could, the Mexican referee called for the end of the round. Before
either side knew what happened, they were flooded with questions.
Queen Beryl didn't know what to make of it all.

"Excuse me, Ms. Beryl, what previous relationship do you have
with Don King?"

"How much are you being paid to partake in this fight?"

"Mrs. Black Lady, you seem to bear a strong resemblance to
Sailor Moon. Is there any sort of relationship between you two?"

Beryl just stared wide-eyed at the crowd. "Do you people have
any idea what I could do to you?"
They all stood silent, until another reporter spoke up.

"Is it true that you're somehow connected to the mob
shootings?"

"No questions!"

Quickly obliging, the reporters split up between Black Lady, King
Ghidora, and Megalon. Beryl just stared.

**************************************************

"No, I believe that Godzilla is more than capable of handling
these new competitors by himself. He does not need the Sailors in any
way, shape, or form." Don King replied to one of the reporters.

"What about rumors that Beryl and her entourage are working for
you?"

"Now lady, that is just ludicrous. First you insult my fighter,
now you insult me! No more questions. Go bug Sailor Whatever..."

"Sailor Moon!" began the reporters. "What is your
relationship to Ms. Beryl?"

Serena was beyond annoyed at this point. Didn't these morons get it?

"You idiots! She wants to destroy the world! Leave!" The
crowd stood still again, but then started taking pictures of the
Senshi with the monsters, along with the senshi's panties. They all
just sweatdropped.

"Why is whenever we ask them to go away," began Lita,
"do they decide to take pictures of our panties?"

"I wish I knew," responded Amy, who was doing her best to
cover her skirt from the press.

After another couple of minutes of the media circus, both sides were
brought back to their respective corners and prepared for the fight.
Despite the stupidity of the crowd, Serena knew this was no joke. 

Beryl charged her staff and shot an energy blast at the Scouts. They
jumped out of the way just in time as Godzilla charged forward at
King Ghidora. Mothra took Gigan, Rodan attacked Megalon & Angilas
attacked Avery.

"Attack!" Shouted Beryl. "Attack god fucking
dammit!!" The clones did her bidding and charged forward into
the biggest battle of the century.

**************************************************

"Yeah, I wanna place $500 on Godzilla and the Senshi." said
Jack.

"Jesus..." said Darien.

"Yes?" a voice said from behind him.

"Who the hell are you?!"

"I'm Jesus Christ."

"Whoa," Jack said as he gave the bookie his 500 bucks.
"what are you doing down here?"

"You think I was gonna miss this? This is possibly the biggest
battle of the century... at least until next year when Satan will
rise up and attempt to take over the earth and then heaven."

"Has everyone gone fucking insane?!!" Darien, Jack, Ben,
Freak Boy, & Somedude all shouted in unison.

**************************************************

Serena threw a punch at Beryl and sent her crashing into Tokyo Tower.
Beryl rose up and struck Sailor Moon. Both of them began rolling
around on the floor, attacking each other in a cat fight.

Silent Bob tried to hold Jay back from the scene. Jay kept trying to
get closer to the action.

"Fuck you fatty! Let me fucking go! Dammit lunchbox, leave me
the fuck alone! I need to get closer you dumb-fuck!" Jay
shouted. Silent Bob could hold on no longer and went down to the
ground. Jay went charging into the scene, only to be kicked out of
the area by Rei's giant foot. "Fuck man... the whole fuckin'
worlds against us dude, I swear to god."

Rei continued to grow angrier and angrier at Jack for giving them the
formula. "If I ever get my hands on him... I'm going to make him
a greasy smear on the ground!" she shouted as she punched out
Birdie.

**************************************************

Jack had been watching the fight on the news and when he saw that he
got all bug eyed.

"Well... I'm gonna see you guys later."

"Where are you going, Jack? This whole mess is your fault."
Freak Boy asked.

"I'm heading out on the first plane back to America."

"So... you're just gonna leave? Just like that! JUST LIKE
THAAT!!!" Ben shouted.

"Uh..." Jack looked at the TV and saw Rei beating the shit
out of Birdie. "Yep."

Darien could take it no more; he finally punched to hit Jack.
Unfortunately, Jack knew Jujitsu so in about 5 seconds Darien was on
the ground with a nose bleed.

“Somedude… remind me to NEVER piss of Jack, ok?”

“Sure thing Freak Boy.”

"Thou hath sinned. Jack, you have caused this mess, thou must
make up for your wrong doings."

Jack sighed. "You're right Jesus... I do have to make things
right again."

"That is right, my child. You must do the right thing."

"Thank you Jesus!" said Jack as he rushed off to try and
make things right.

Jack ran as fast as he could towards the scene of the fight. He knew
what he did wrong before, and now it was time to fix it. Of course,
even if he did fix it, he'd still need to answer to Rei, and the
police, and the bookie, and Don King...

Quickly blocking those voices from his head, Jack hurried by where
the Negaverse forces were. Beryl and the others were knee deep in
their battle with the sailors and Godzilla.

"Surrender Sailor Senshi!" shouted Beryl. "You know
you can't win!"

The Senshi were locked in a stalemate with Beryl's forces. The
monsters were deadlocked, Rei was infuriated with Jack, and neither
side was ready to give up. This made Jack driving up to Beryl in a
hijacked car all the more surprising to both sides.

"Jack?!" shouted Rei. "What the hell are you
doing?"

Beryl was furious. "Mortal, wait until I have destroyed the
Senshi before I fulfill your deal!"

Jack just smiled as he raised a super soaker at Beryl and the
Nega-clones. "The deal's off, bitch."

Before anyone knew what was happening, the Negaverse giantesses were
sprayed with the fluid from Jack's water gun. They were all
completely soaked in it.

"What did you do?!" asked Beryl angrily.

"Antidote," Jack smugly responded. "You'll shrink back
to normal very soon..." 

The Negaverse's forces stood still, also remaining as giantesses.
They glared angrily at Jack in his hijacked car.

"Oh shit... forgot about that. It takes a while to work."
said Jack as he sweatdropped. "Jesus, please help me." said
Jack. Suddenly, the voice of Jesus sounded in his head.

*Sorry, my child, you're on your own.*

"GOD DAMMIT!!"

*I heard that.*

Beryl raised a foot to smash the car Jack was in. Jack jumped out of
the car in the nick of time, as the car was smashed and torn to bits.
Jack tried to run but he was quickly grabbed by Dark Lady who
squeezed him as hard as she could before passing him to Beryl.

"You should not piss me off, mortal. Now, you shall pay for your
deed in blood." Beryl shouted, making Jack's ears ring.

"Where have I heard that before..." he asked himself,
knowing someone had threatened him like that before.

"They're gonna kill him!" Serena shouted.

"Good." said Rei smugly, as she was still pissed.

"REI! How could you say that?" asked Amy.

"This whole mess is his fault; he gave Beryl the formula and
everything. If he dies, he gets what he deserves... he's just lucky I
didn't get to him first." said Rei.

Rei winced as she saw Dark Lady squeezing Jack between her hands. As
much as she hated to admit it, not even Jack deserved what was about
to happen to him.

"I'm gonna regret this," Rei thought as she concentrated
her flame attack on Dark Lady. The attack knocked down the evil
clone, sending Jack spiraling to the ground, landing on his left leg.

"YOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW! Damn! That hurts! Last time I do a good
deed."
Before he could get up and leave however, Jack found himself
surrounded by the police on all sides, pointing their guns right at
him.

"Hands up, buddy! What are you doing in the middle of here
interrupting the fight?"

Jack sighed. "I can explain everything, officer."

"Oh yeah?" responded one of the other men. "Can you
respond to the eyewitness that said you were at the shooting?"

"I don't know what you're talking about!"

"You're under arrest. Come with us."

Jack contemplated running, but with his leg broken and ribs even more
banged up thanks to Beryl, it wasn't exactly a smart idea.

**************************************************

Thanks to Rei taking the Negaverse villains by surprise, the battle
was slowly starting to turn in the Senshi's favor. Already Beryl and
her henchwomen were beginning to shrink due to the effects of the
antidote, making it harder and harder for them to mount an effective
offense. 

"I think they're ready to give up!" shouted Lina as she
fired another thunder attack at the Prisma and Emerald clones,
knocking them down before they could charge. With both sides monsters
evenly matched, it would only be a matter of time before Beryl and
her forces were too small to fight.

**************************************************

Rei tried to keep her attention on the fight, but felt conflicted
about Jack. One part of her wanted to rip him limb from limb. The
other still felt sorry for him. Of course, she couldn't think about
it too deeply when Dark Lady was charging her!

"I don't care if you're a million times bigger than me!"
she screamed. "I'm still going to kill you!"

Rei struggled, but then noticed that the hands of Dark Lady were
shrinking, unable to clasp around her neck. Smiling, she pushed her
away and used her flame to drive Dark Lady back further.

**************************************************

"Ready to give up Beryl?" asked Serena confidently. She was
confident that they had won.

"I just have one thing to say to you, Sailor Senshi..."
Beryl stated as she took a cool fighting pose.

"What's that?" asked Serena.

"RETREAT!!!" Beryl shouted as she turned tail and ran,
leaving a trail of smoke behind her.

"Oh no you don't!" Lita shouted as she rushed forward and
gave Beryl a mean left hook and sent her shrinking form sprawling
into a building. Beryl fell to the ground, at normal size, dead. Her
body was unscathed but you could tell by her unblinking, unmoving
form that she was dead. 

At this point, three incredibly geeky looking college kids with weird
red hair, pail skin, freckles, buck teeth, braces & retainers, pocket
protectors, and who were really skinny, dragged Beryl's lifeless
corpse into the back of their van and drove off. (Don’t sue me, I'm
funny.)

"We did it! The battle's over!!" shouted Serena. As soon as
Beryl died, the clones disappeared into thin air.

"The battle isn't over Serena..." said Rei as she ducked
out of the way of King Ghidorah, who had just been thrown by
Godzilla.

"Let's just thank Jesus that Beryl and the others are out of the
way." said Mina.

**************************************************
Meanwhile, at the bar where Jesus told Jack to go and save the day,
Jesus was watching the fight on TV and heard Mina thank him.

"Actually," began Jesus. "It wasn't me. It was-"

"No, there is no need, my friend." said Buddha,
interrupting Jesus. "I am used to it."

**************************************************

"Well, let's go help Godzilla kick some ass." Lita began.

"Ok... we'll do this. THEN I get to kick Jack's ass." Rei
said cracking her knuckles. The others just sighed. 

With Beryl and her cronies out of the way, the girls could now devote
their full attention to the monsters Godzilla, Mothra, and Rodan were
fighting. From their perspective, it seemed like they were evenly
matched.

"Finally," smirked Rei, "I get to let some aggression
out." Waiting for a clear shot, she finally found a clear shot a
Megalon.

"Celestial Fire Surround!"

With that, Sailor Mars fired a huge wave of flame at Megalon, burning
him badly. Before Megalon could do anything, he was tackled head on
by Rodan, knocking him into a building.

"One down," began Mina. "Two to go!" Turning to
where Mothra was fighting Gigan, she began preparing her own attack.

"Venus Love Chain!"

With that, her trademark attack flew at Gigan, stunning him. That
distraction allowed Mothra to swoop in and paralyze Gigan, causing
him to fall out of the sky and crash.

"One to go!" shouted Lita. Turning her attention to King
Ghidora, she saw the three headed beast evenly matched with Godzilla
and Angilas.

"Let's hit him with everything we've got!" continued Lita.
Nodding, the girls all charged up their attacks and released them
right at all three of Ghidora's heads. Seeing the opening, Godzilla
joined in with his radioactive breath. The combined force sent
Ghidora reeling as Don King cheered Godzilla on.

"That's it!" cheered King. "Pour it on G-Man!"

Finally, the five girls finished their onslaught on Ghidora, leaving
the monster ready to fall over. Ghidora fell down, defeated like the
other monsters.

"We did it!!" shouted Serena as she jumped in the air with
joy.

"Yes!" they all shouted in unison.

"Now, we find our boyfriends." Mina said.

They didn't even get a chance. The press swarmed in and flooded the
girls, the monsters, AND Don King with many, many questions.

"Uh-oh G-man. We in trouble now." Don King said as he saw
the press. "Just stay cool everyone." There was no answer.
King turned around and saw Mothra flying away carrying Godzilla with
the help of Rodan. Angilas was held by Godzilla as they all flew away
from the press.

"Oh yeah!! That's REAL NICE!!" King shouted after them.
"JUST WAIT TILL I CATCH YOUR SCALY ASSES!!! YOU THINK YOU GONNA
GET A BONUS FROM THIS?!! HELL NO!! BRING YOUR ASSES BACK HERE AND GET
ME!!!" Don King shouted, jumping up and down being really pissed
off.

"Does he know something we don't?" asked Mina.

"Sailor Whatever!" King shouted. "This is bad; you
know who's in this crowd? Super Market Tabloid writers. We about to
be swimming in a shit load of questions that make no sense and they
will miss-construe what we say just like lawyers do to the legal
system." King said.

"Terrific..." Rei said sarcastically. 

Serena was contemplating leaving the media circus until she saw
something much worse than tabloid writers. Photographers. Tons of
them.

"I don't think we can walk through the crowd."

"Because if we do," added Mina, "the odds are good our
panties will end up on the cover of the tabloids."

Rei sighed. After beating Megalon down, she was finally starting to
feel good again. The last thing she wanted to do was to answer a
bunch of questions from some sleazy reporter.

The reporters began to swarm around Amy first, asking her tons of
useless questions.

"Why are you wearing blue?"

"Exactly what is your relationship with the other Senshi?"

"How did you get so big?"

"Were you involved in the mafia shootings earlier today?"

Amy sweat dropped. She didn't know where to begin. Finally, she
cleared her voice and began answering the group.

"I like the color blue. We're good friends who decided to do
something for the city. My growth is a result of a classified
experiment. And no comment."

The other girls looked on as Amy effortlessly answered questions for
the girls. Finally, the media circus decided to leave. Rei was
stunned.

"How did you do that?"

"Simple. Speak quickly and use small words. Even you wouldn't
get confused Serena!"

Serena raised an eyebrow as the other girls laughed. Unfortunately,
she couldn't think of a comeback. They were about to leave when
suddenly, the Comedy Central helicopter landed near them and tons of
workmen rushed out with the sets of 2 shows. Late Night With Conan
O’Brien and The Daily Show With John Stewart! Then, out steps John
Stewart himself.

"Hello, John Stewart here live from paradise. Hawaii? What are
you talking about? No... not South America. Japan. Why Japan?"
The camera zoomed out revealing the giant Sailor Scouts. "That's
why Japan is paradise." The sound affects guy then cued the
whistling cheering crowd noise. 

"John Stewart, live from Japan where earlier today there was a
mafia shoot out... ironically these mobsters were from America. What
the hell were they doing here?" His eyes looked in the general
direction of the Sailor Scouts. "Ah... that's what."

Conan O'Brien then stepped out of the chopper and stood in front of
the Sailor Scout's feet to do his opening monologue.

"Authorities are unsure whether or not the growth of women is
contagious, or whether it was bought on by an experiment." Conan
began in his newscaster voice. "In a related story, Sandy Allen,
who holds the Guinness world record for being the tallest woman on
earth, has been quarantined."

It didn't take long for other reporters to show up so the scouts
split up. Rei and Serena would be with Conan O’Brien and John
Stewart, while Mina Amy and Lita would be with Oprah, Regis Philmore
and Barbara Walters.

**************************************************

"Sailor Mars," John began. "I'm assuming you get news
from America every now and then, so tell me: What do YOU think of
George Bush's presidency?"

"It's the biggest threat to world peace and security since the
Nazis." Rei said firmly. The sound affects guy made crowd
laughter come up.

"Couldn't have said it better myself. Ladies and gentlemen,
Sailor Mars!" Serena was lounging with Conan O’Brien in the
meantime.

**************************************************

"Ok, to the few people out there who actually watch my horrible
show, we have a very special guest tonight. Ladies and gentlemen
please welcome, Sailor Moon. Give her a round of applause
everybody." The cameras zoomed out revealing that Conan had his
desk in the palm of Serena's hand. A BIG round of applause was
followed. 

"Hey, I don't remember MY round of applause being that big...
what happened to my round of applause? Never mind, never mind. So,
Sailor Moon... 115ft tall huh? You don't seem very tall at all?"
The sound affect guy once again played the canned laughter. Serena
smiled at Conan's bad comedy.

"Sailor Moon, put my desk out for a second, we're going to see
just how much taller than me you are." Serena put Conan's desk
down. Conan got up then walked up to Serena's foot. He stood on his
tip-toes to try and seem tall. It wasn't working. "Hold on, Max,
come here and give me a boost." Once again, more canned
laughter.

"Sorry, Conan, you're on your own."

"You're a true friend Max..."

**************************************************

"Sailor Mercury... what's with the school girl outfit? Mini
skirt? Come on now, you're super heroines not prostitutes."
Oprah began. Amy, despite how offended she was, kept her cool.

"Being a super hero doesn't get you into the Fortune 500, Oprah,
so we wear what comes cheap and school uniform type clothing is
something we already had." Amy answered resisting the urge to do
the world a favor and crush Oprah. Damn... and we were sooooo close!
Meanwhile, Regis was interviewing Mina.

**************************************************

"So, Sailor Venus, let's cut to the chase. First and foremost,
the one thing I've always wanted to ask you; Do you watch my
show?"

"I would if we weren't so swamped with homework." Mina
replied.

"Superheroes have to pass school too I guess. So, anyway, how’s
it feel being so big? You could sit on a building like it was a
chair. Wouldn't recommend you try that though." he said, causing
Mina to giggle.

"It doesn't feel any different really. Sure, it's harder to hear
people but other than that no difference." Mina replied.

"Wow, I would have thought that you felt like Godzilla or
something. But I guess you don't since everyone runs away from
Godzilla while with you, everyone runs towards a view up your
skirt." Regis said. Mina laughed again. Lita on the other hand,
did not have a very courteous interviewer.

**************************************************

"Sailor Jupiter, let's be blunt. Is it true that you and Sailor
Venus are a lesbian couple and that the Sailor Scouts are actually a
lesbian activist group playing hero to gain acceptance from a sexist
world?" asked Barbara Walters. Why is it that women named
Barbara are bitches? Oh well, anyway.

"NO!! That is NOT true!!" Lita shouted.

"Denial, we've seen it before. Just come on and admit it."

"I have a boyfriend!!" Lita shouted.

"Sure you do hun." Ms. Walters replied rolling her eyes.
Lita was quickly finding out the difference between bloodthirsty
monsters and professional reporters. Reporters are a lot more
determined.

"I am not a lesbian! I can prove it!" she shouted at Barbra
Walters.

"Well, do it!"

Luckily for Lita and Mina, the two saw the group of boyfriends
running up to the Senshi, with Darien screaming. More preoccupied
with the current situation, Lita and Mina picked their boyfriends up
and held him in front of Walters.

"See? This is my boyfriend!" proudly declared Lita as she
huggled him to her cheek. "He's definitely cuter than Peter
Jennings!"

"Young man is this true?" responded Barbra Walters."

"Yeah, it's true. My name is **********, but people call me
Somedude."

"And the blonde's boyfriend is real too?"

"Yeah, dumb-ass," responded the Hispanic boy in Mina's
hands. “Name's ********, but I’m better known as Freak Boy."

Barbra Walters shook her head in belief. "Oh, so you're not les,
well, I feel stupid." She muttered.

*************************************************

Meanwhile, Darien and Ben had run up to Serena and Rei to tell them
the news about Jack.

"Jack's been arrested?!" Ben shouted.

"Yeah," began Darien. "He's been blamed for
everything. The mob shootings, the partying, the monster battle, the
dark moon’s return, all of it. Didn't try to run either. He made sure
all the blame went to him."

"We thought you'd want to know Rei," finished Ben.

Rei stood still as Barbra Walters and Oprah got together.

"And you're supposed to be a super heroine?" commented
Oprah. "Dating a criminal?"

"It figures," continued Walters. "Can you defend your
heinous taste in men?"

Rei looked at them both furiously, putting her head right in front of
the comparatively tiny reporters.

"You have no idea what you're talking about! Jack is innocent!
He helped us!" The sheer power in her voice was enough to make
Barbra Walters and Oprah shiver while everyone else looked on. 

“I can see the headlines,” John began. “Bitchy Barbara Butchered &
Wicked Winfrey Wasted.” This was followed by laughter from both Conan
and from the canned laughter machine.

"Rei," Amy began. "I say we bail Jack's ass out of
jail before he gets hurt by the people who really belong there."

"Fine..." Rei agreed.

"Oh, before we go..." Freak Boy started.

"What is it?" Mina asked, looking down at him as he stood
in the palm of her hand.

"Oprah, Ms. Walter, for what it's worth... you're both the
biggest bitches I've ever seen. You guys suck."

"That wasn't really necessary Freak Boy."

"Yes it was. No one insults my girlfriend."

"Well... I guess that's sweet."

**************************************************

Meanwhile, back at the police station, Jack was being interrogated.

"Mr. McCoy... on your record I see that you are a decent person.
You have a family you support. You pay your taxes, and help your land
lady take out her garbage. But... behind this veil of normality, I
see the makings of a mass murderer." Agent Smith began.

"Bull-fucking-shit!"

"You have single handedly gunned down, in the last 2 years, Mr.
McCoy, 75 criminals. Most of them, without... orders. Now, in Japan,
you've made even more of a mess of your record Mr. McCoy. We haven't
counted all the smoking bodies or property damage yet, but... if you
hand over your growth serum; we will let all this slide and give you
a clean slate. Think of it, a new beginning... Mr. McCoy. All you
need to do is give us the formula."

"Hmmmm... How about... I give you the finger," Jack said,
and he did just that. "And I call my attorney in from San
Antonio. Then, I give you nothing, Agent Smith... if that IS your
real name."

Agent Smith sighed and left the room. He gave the Japanese government
specific orders not to let Jack use any phones. He didn't want Jack
escaping The Matrix. As they took Jack away, the last thing he did
was grab a nearby paper-clip.

**************************************************

After the interrogation, the cops locked Jack up with a bunch of
crooks waiting trial. One of them tried to get friendly. In less than
2 minutes, he was rushed off to the nearest hospital with a severe
concussion.

"We didn't mean anything, sir."

"Don't want any trouble, sir."

"We was just kiddin', sir."

"What a tough bunch of felons. Truly fearsome..." The guard
joked as he looked at all the felons scrunched up as far away from
Jack as possible.

"He was a bad egg, that one, sir. Not like the rest of us, sir.
The rest of us are perfectly straight, and would never dream of
trying anything sir."

"Bull shit... you're lousy liars." Jack said smugly. 

It's funny that Jack stole the paper clip before being hauled off. It
was just reflex that made him do it. Habit, paperclips are good for
picking locks. He won't need to be picking any locks though... he can
prove his innocence, even without his attorney. Wanting to call his
attorney was just a formality anyway. He didn't really need him.

"McCoy, you got company." The cop said as he threw in two
familiar looking writers.

"Hey... watch the coat, this was expensive." Freak Boy said
as he stood up. He was dressed up like Neo from the scene where they
rescued Morphius in The Matrix. Somedude was wearing a similar
outfit.

"What are you guys doing here... and... why are you guys dressed
like that?"

"We're here to break you out." Somedude said. "The
clothes were Freak Boy's idea."

"Well... I always wanted to wear them and... now seemed like the
perfect time." He said as he put on a smile.

"When we get out of here... remind me to kick your ass."
Jack said, shaking his head.

**************************************************

"Freak Boy and Somedude got caught... and all their weapons got
confiscated. Freak Boy tried to pull off moves from The Matrix, but
he tripped and fell flat on Somedude." Darien said as he left
the station.

"What does he think this is a bad movie?" Rei asked.

"It’s not like this is one of their cheaply written stories!
They can’t perform the impossible, like in The Matrix!!" Serena
added. 

“Let’s just break the roof off and get them out of jail.” Rei said,
obviously annoyed at the events of the day.

"Somehow" began Amy, "the five of us busting them out
of jail would probably only make things worse."

Rei sighed at the logic of Amy. All she could do now was wait for
contact from Jack.

**************************************************

"I thought this day was bad", began Jack. "I nearly
got my head blown off, was crushed by a bunch of clones from the
Twilight Zone, and then got thrown in jail because Don King didn't
realize what the hell was happening. But no, You two have to go and
screw everything up!"

"Hey!" shouted back Somedude. "It was Freak Boy's idea
to dress us up in that ridiculous outfit, and try and attack the
guards!"

Freak Boy said nothing, but simply sighed. The cell the three
occupied was silent for five minutes until someone came.

"Smith," began Freak Boy.

"You two," the man said pointing to Freak Boy and Somedude,
"are free to go. Since you didn't hurt anyone, we can't convict
you."

"Works for me," began Somedude as he stood up. Before he
could leave, he was stopped by Jack.

"Wait!"

"What?" 

Jack said nothing at first, but gave Somedude a bag full of diamonds.
"Don't ask me how I got them. Just give them to Rei, and tell
her to hire me a lawyer!"

Somedude nodded in response as he walked out of the cell, only to see
Freak Boy confronting Smith.

"I know who you are," began Freak Boy.

Smith just sighed. "I don't know what you're talking about."

Freak Boy looked at Smith confidently, and then hit him square in the
face, knocking him out.

"Uh, why did you do that?" asked Jack.

"He's an agent. Soon, he'll possess another body."

"Uh, Freak Boy?"

"What?"

"He's not morphing or anything. You just knocked out the guard
that let us go."

"Oh. In that case..."

"Run like hell?" suggested Somedude.

"Good idea."

Jack could only look on as his two would-be messengers ran out of the
prison.

"I'm screwed", he muttered to himself.

**************************************************

"Jack's going to stand trial in like two days. We have to hire
him an attorney." Somedude told the other girls, while standing
in the palm of Lita's hand.

"Terrific... this whole mess just keep's getting better."
Rei said with a sigh. "How are we gonna get the money to afford
an attorney?"

"Jack provided that too." Somedude said as he pulled out
the bag full of diamonds. "Don't ask where he got them; just use
them to hire an attorney."

"Will do but..." Rei trailed off and poured two or three
diamonds out of the bag. "Some gifts to keep wouldn't
hurt."

**************************************************

The girls had searched for an attorney for a day and a half but no
one would help them. Most of them said:

"I'm not touching this case with a fifty foot pole."

"Jack's trial is in half a day and we still don't have an
attorney." Rei sighed.

"Cheer up Rei," Serena said. "At least the jail has
visiting hours from 2 to 4 every day."

"Shut up meatball head!" Rei shouted.

"So," began Freak Boy. "You need an attorney to help
Jack win this... I'LL TAKE THE CASE!" Freak Boy shouted.

"NO!" everyone shouted in unison. 

"That's really nice of you Freak Boy but..." Rei trailed
off.

"Nope, I insist. I'll win Jack's freedom or die trying."

"Any chance of the second one happening within the next 12
hours?" Serena asked. This caused Mina to punch her in the arm.

"Freak Boy may be strange, but he knows what he's doing.... I
hope."

**************************************************

Jack sat at the defendant's table. He saw Somedude, Ben, and Darien
walk in and sit in the row right behind him.

"Hey guys, where's Freak Boy?" asked Jack.

"He's-" before Somedude could finish, Freak Boy rode
through the doors on a motor scooter wearing a blazer and mirror lens
sunglasses. He had a brief case, out of it were hanging a string of
Vienna Sausages. Following the string were a bunch of Goats.

"Jack, your attorney has arrived." Freak Boy said as he
walked up to the defendant's table. He kicked the normal chair aside
and replaced it with a reclining chair with built in drink holder and
fold out mini flat screen TV, DVD/VHS combo player and a tray to hold
his popcorn.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!" Jack asked furiously.

"Did you just say, 'doing' as in the sound."

"NO!"

"Oh, well you spelled it the same. I'm just making myself
comfortable. Don't worry; with me as your attorney, you can't
lose!" Freak Boy said, giving Jack the thumbs up.

"I'm doomed..." was all Jack could say.

"All rise for the honorable judge Hirohito." the bailiff
said. The whole court rose, except Freak Boy who had fallen asleep in
his reclining chair.

"Order, order in the court." Hirohito said.

"I'll have some ham and pastrami on Righ bread." Freak Boy
said.

"Bailiff, pummel the ignoramus."

"Yes your honor." The bailiff walked up to Freak Boy and
pummeled him senselessly.

"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!!" asked Freak Boy.

"Mr. Freak Boy, you're out of order!" Hirohito said.

"NO, YOU'RE OUT OF ORDER!! THE BAILIFF THIS COURT IS OUT OF
ORDER, MY CANDY MACHINE IS OUT OF ORDER!!" Freak Boy shouted.

Jack just slammed his head into the desk. The giantesses were
watching the events on CourtTV and Rei was about ready to cry. Once
again, perverts were gathered by their ankles, claiming to be
watching the trial, but really looking up their panties.

**************************************************

The trial was not going well, it looked bleak for Jack. Then, the
closing statements began. The Prosecutors didn't even bother to make
one, they knew that they had already won. Freak Boy was so stupid, he
objected to his own witness! Freak Boy walked up and began his
closing statement.

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my client, Jack McCoy cannot
be blamed for what has taken place in these last few days. When my
client was producing his 'growth serum' he was on the grounds of
Tokyo High School. 

"Now, shouldn't the high school know what all students are doing
on their grounds? My client informed the school of his experiment,
this was a school science project! Did the school do anything? NO! I
think not!!

"They allowed my client to produce and test his serum ON SCHOOL
GROUNDS! This was the responsibility of the Tokyo Public School
District to check the science projects of their students, therefore,
this incident is a direct result of negligence on the part of the
Tokyo Public School District. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, you
know what I'm saying is true. So, make the right choice. If the glove
does not fit, then you must acquit!"

Jack, Darien, Ben, Somedude, Mina, Amy, Rei, Serena, and Lita all
stared awestruck at Freak Boy's amazing closing statement. It's not
clear whether Freak Boy actually went to law school or not but, he
certainly knows all the things to say in order to make himself sound
like an attorney.

**************************************************

"We, the jury, have made our decision." said Somedude.

"Wow... in less than five minutes, huh?" asked Judge
Hirohito.

"We find the defendant, Jack McCoy, not guilty."

"YES!! Score one for the Freak Boy!"

**************************************************

Later that night, there was a big dinner. The girls were given the
antidote and were now normal sized... well... maybe a foot and a few
inches taller than normal. They now averaged about 6’7” in height.

"I propose a toast," Jack began. "to my life long
friend, who bailed me out of trouble when I did nothing but doubt and
insult him, Freak Boy."

"Sorry we ever doubted you buddy." Somedude said.

"I forgive you. Now, enough with the damn formalities, I’m
hungry! Can I cut the roast?" he asked with a grin.

"Go ahead Freak Boy." Ben said with a smile as Amy leaned
up against his shoulder.

"Sweet!" Freak Boy pulled a chainsaw out of nowhere and
cranked it up. The girls stared wide eyed and nervous. Jack sighed;
Somedude and Ben smacked themselves in the forehead.

**************************************************

Well, that about wraps it up. As for how our heroes ended up, let's
see how they're doing 7 months after the whole mess...

Jack moved in with Rei. He used the diamonds that Rei didn't keep to
start his own company. He calls it McCoy corp. He became a multi
billionaire by patenting his growth serum and selling it to farmers
across the world, helping to solve the problem of world hunger.

Darien and Serena's future has been written from the start, so I
don't think I need to stress anything about their future together
except that she had to go shopping for some new clothes to fit her
slightly taller self.

Ben and Amy have been dating for the last 7 months. They both got
jobs as the head of R&D at McCoy corp. Working together has just made
their relationship, and their banking accounts, stronger than ever.

Freak Boy and Somedude got jobs at the McCoy Corp. publishing
department. They've just finished their first book about the events
that brought the group together. Their girlfriends, Lita and Mina
work with them for the most part. Lita is head of security, while
Mina is the spokesperson for McCoy corp. 


THE END.

**************************************************

"So, Lucifer, what do you think?" Freak Boy asked.

"Uhm... I don't know Freak Boy. I don't think it was very
good." Lucifer said.

"OH COME ON!! What's not to like?"

"Well, for one thing, I'm not in it. And another, this story
makes absolutely no sense at all. It's just one random thing after
another. There's no constant story. And it needs more sex and
violence."

"Lucifer, you're way too picky. I mean, look at the Bible!
That's nothing but a bunch of repetitive redundant nonsense, but
you're in that! Does that make it a good book?"

"If I'm in it, then yes."

"Fine... I'll squeeze you into the ending somewhere." 

"How about me?" asked Jesus.

"You're already in the story."

"Well, what about me?"

"Buddha, you already got a cameo, now everyone leave! The
story's done... at least, until the sequel." 
THE END.