Backyard Mistake
by
Diesel
He was wandering and exploring. The hand held minimizer was in the
grass on the
other side of the yard. He just wanted to have fun. He had set the
minimizer
for a 10 second delay and he shrank himself down to a few inches
tall. Wow,
this is incredible.
Suddenly he heard a noise coming his way. He turned and saw a 15 year
old oriental
girl and a 4 year old caucasian girl. The young babysitter said, Okay
Maggie you
can play in the yard for a while. Eventually the toddler found him
and even though 
he ran she picked him up and held him. Nancy the babysitter got up
and said What does
she have now?. Nancy carefully took Maggie's arm and said what did
you pick up?
To her shock she saw the little man. Let me have that Maggie and she
engulfed the
helpless man in her gigantic hand. Nancy turned and went back to her
chair.
She released him on the table next to her chair. Nancy turned and
lowered her face 
down in front of him and said, How did you get so small? Let me go,
he answered.
      Nancy heard a car pulling into the driveway. Mrs Carey got out
of her car and	
walked into her back yard. Nancy walked over and said, Hi Mrs Carey.
Hello Nancy,
How's Maggie? She's fine she's playing in the backyard. Look what I
found and she
pointed at the table.The 32 year old Mrs Carey could not believe her
eyes. Oh my God,
a miniature person. Nancy turned and said How do you think he got so
small? Mrs Carey
looked down at him and said,Well how did you get so small? He looked
up at the 32
year old brunette and said Let me go.
    EXCUSE ME,MRS CAREY SAID IN A RAISED VOICE. YOU WILL NOT TALK TO
ME THAT WAY LITTLE MAN.
He cowered in front of the great lady and said I'm sorry Mrs
Carey.Mrs Carey leaned forward and placed her hand palm up next to
him on the table. Climb onto my hand little one.
He paused in fear for a second and Mrs Carey raised her voice again
NOW, LITTLE MAN.
He quickly climed onto her enormous hand and layed in the middle of
her palm.
	 He was lifted high into the air. Mrs Carey looked at him and
said, LITTLE MAN
WHEN I SPEAK TO YOU I EXPECT BETTER RESPECT THAN THAT AND WHEN I ASK
YOU A QUESTION YOU 
HAD BETTER ANSWER IT,UNDERSTOOD. Yes Mam Mrs Carey.
She lowered her voice and said,Now what is your name?
Jeffrey.
Jeffrey, How did you get so small?
He proceded to tell Mrs Carey about the minimizer and where it was.
Nancy went and got the minimzer and handed it to Mrs Carey.
Mrs Carey set the little man on the table and turned on the minimizer
and aimed
it at the chair. Nothing happened and She turned and looked down
angrily at the
little man when suddenly the 10 second delay kicked in and the
minimizer went
off and shrunk Nancy. Nancy looked up in fear at Mrs Carey and began
to run.
Mrs Carey looked down and said don't be afraid Nancy and then she
moved her
highheeled shoe in front of Nancy to put a stop to her running. Nancy
froze as
she stared at Mrs Carey's black pumps. Mrs Carey reset the
minimizer,stepped
back and aimed it at Nancy. Without delay Nancy grew back to her
normal size.
Nancy,Mrs Carey said, How do you feel? Fine Mrs Carey. But I think I
should be
getting home. Nancy,I won't shrink you again, that was an accident. I
know Mrs Carey
 but still it's time for me to be home. Okay, Mrs Carey said, I will
see you 
tomorrow.
Mrs Carey turned to him and said Little one, you will be staying in
my house now.
Im sure you will be a good little man. You wouldn't want to get a
close up of the 
bottom of my shoe now would you? No Mam Mrs Carey.
Mrs Carey turned and said It's time to go in now Maggie. Mrs Carey's
daughter 
ran and went in the back door. Mrs Carey set her hand palm up on the
table
and said climb aboard little Jeffrey.
Mrs Carey took him inside and he decided to plead one last time.
Please Mrs Carey,
Please change me back to normal. Mrs Carey reached and quickly
grabbed him between her
thumb and forefinger. Then she slowly began to increase the pressure.
He began to scream
as Mrs Carey continued to squeeze him. Mrs Carey said little man you
are mine now
and I can punish you at will. He continued to scream as he pounded
his fist against
her fingernail. It was like hitting steel. Mrs Carey looked at his
struggle and
 said it is useless little man, I control you and you will do as I
say. Then she raised 
her voice as she reduced the pressure. DO YOU UNDERSTAND. Yes Mam he
answered as 
tears ran down his eyes.
Mrs Carey set him down on her kitchen table and said DO NOT MOVE
LITTLE MAN. Mrs Carey 
left the room and came back with an empty 10 gallon fish tank. This
will be
 your permanent new home Jeffrey. Then she wrapped her hand around
him and placed him 
in the empty tank. Mrs Carey looked in at him and said Perfect,Now I
can check on you 
whenever I want with just a simple glance. Mrs Carey's face was now
over the opening 
as he looked up.Mrs Carey's voice echoed as she said Trapped in a
small tank, how
fitting for a little man. Enjoy the beginning of your life as my
little pet.
Don't worry little man I will take good care of your minimizer and
you. It is where 
it belongs in the hand of a real adult not some pathetic tiny
creature. Imagine,
everyday you will get the pleasure of seeing my hand slowly entering
your new world.
Then Mrs Carey turned and walked away. For Now.