"Attack of the B List Celebrity"
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Newmon Highlights from a new series on the E! Network “Hi, this is Troy Yates”. “And I’m Anna Nicole Smith and we’re coming to you from the BioTronics lab in Winclot, North Dakota”. “That’s right Anna and we’re here to see what new gizmos the people at BioTronics are cooking up”. Blah, blah, blah. With the introductions out of the way Anna could stand back and feign an interest in whatever the BioTronics’s scientists were talking about. This was the fourth episode of a new series on E! called, ‘I Don’t bElieve it!’. Each week Anna and her nerdy co-host, Troy, traveled around the country with a live audience and listened to losers talk about UFOs, crappy inventions, and other lame ass topics. To the former fashion model it was true torture. “God I hate this job”, Anna muttered to herself, while watching the presentation. Unfortunately, she was under contract with the network and forced to be a part of whatever lousy show they tossed her way. Besides being seen with all these geeks, what really pissed Anna off was how the script called for her to be the target of a multitude of corny jokes about dumb blonds and fat girls. Even worse, though, was how she was required to be a good sport about it all, while the audience laughed at her. Oh well, she thought, at least she was still in television and maybe this job would set her up for a better gig . After what seemed like an eternity, the scientist finally stopped yakking and pointed toward two large machines. “I give you the Size Changer!”, he declared proudly. Continuing, he said, “I will now place this apple on the target platform and show you what the Size Changer can do”. Once the apple was in position, one of the machines fired a pink laser at it. Everybody watched in amazement (even Anna) as the apple rapidly grew to the size of a minivan. For several seconds the gathered audience and E! employees stood speechless. Finally, breaking the silence, Troy joked, “Wow Anna, I bet you wish they had a Size Changer at your neighborhood KFC”. The audience laughed, while Anna forced herself to chuckle bubbly and say, “Oh Troy” “Say Doc, this really has been unbElievable, but do you think your machine can work on an even Larrrrrrrrger target”? , Troy asked while motioning with his head toward Anna. The scientist thought about if for a second and replied that he would be happy to demonstrate the power of his invention again. Anna, on the other hand, wasn’t so eager to get shot by the crazy machine. Troy wouldn’t give up, though, and he called out to the audience, “who here wants to see Anna pack on a few more pounds”? The crowd cheered and started chanting, “Bigger! Bigger! Bigger!”. Looking off to the side, Anna saw the show’s producer glaring at her and pointing toward the platform. Defeated, Anna reluctantly walked up next to the enlarged apple, while the scientists prepared to fire the Size Changer again. Once the device was ready and Anna was in place, the technicians zapped her with the pink laser that had caused the apple to grow earlier. Once again, the Size Changer did it’s magic and Anna’s body quickly expanded taller and wider until she reached 60 feet tall-a full ten times or normal size! The crowd looked up at Anna in stunned awe. Their eyes started at her giant black stilettos. Then swept up her long, long legs and gargantuan sized ass, that were all covered in super tight fitting blue jeans. Next, they took in Anna’s cheast. She was wearing a sleeveless white top with a plunging neckline that perfectly showcased her massive, and now ten times bigger, breasts. The shocked crowd took another peep at Anna’s eye-popping cleavage before looking up to her beautiful face. Anna’s luscious bright red lips were agape and her big blue eyes looked slightly dazed. The giant woman was dizzy from her sudden transformation and stumbled forward a few steps, before catching herself. To Anna it was just a slight stumble, but to the crowd below her, it easily could have been a life-ending avalanche, if she had fallen on them. Never one to pass up an easy one liner, Troy laughed, “Now that could have been a real…Anna-lanche”! The crowd regained it’s composure and laughed at the dumb joke, while Anna rubbed her temple and mumbled, “oh Troy”. As usual, her co-host, wouldn’t let up when he found a thread of good material and his Anna jokes continued. He climbed up onto the platform and patted Anna’s seven and half foot long stiletto boot and guffawed, “Better alert all the Dunkin Doughnuts in the state, cause Anna’s gonna be reeeeeeeeal hungry”! On cue, the audience laughed again, but this time Anna didn’t respond. Listening to the trashy audience laugh at her caused something to go off in Anna. She was tired of being a national joke. She was fed up with people calling her a gold digger, a slut, and a big blond ditz. And most importantly, she had had more than enough of Troy and his mean spirited jokes. The giantess looked down at her tiny tormentors and roared, “Stop it! Stop laughing at me!”. Some prudent people paused, but most everybody else continued laughing all the harder after Anna’s outburst. A large tear rolled down Anna’s smooth rouged cheek, but she quickly regained her composure. Furious now, she wiped another tear away from her big blue eyes and then slammed her foot down and screamed, “I SAID SHUT UP”! Silence immediately fell over the gathered crowd as they looked up nervously at the angry giantess. Even Troy, who had been knocked to the ground following the impact of Anna’s giant boot, realized that he had better keep his mouth shut. The program’s producer quickly rushed over to the scientists and suggested, “maybe we should bring her back down to normal”. The technicians agreed whole-heartedly and started warming up the shrinking device on the Size Changer. Anna heard the exchange and with a smirk asked, “WHAT’S THE HURRY? YOU WANTED TO SEE ME LIKE THIS DIDN’T YOU”? Then she playfully twirled around so that everybody could get a good look at all of her assets. As she turned around, Anna couldn’t help but notice Troy frantically dodging her giant stilettos. Anna’s attention was diverted from Troy to the Size Changer, though, when she heard it start to hum and point directly at her. Knocking the device aside, she growled, “I’M NOT READY YET”. The lead scientist called up to her, “Ma’am you must stand still. The longer you remain in this state, the harder it will be for us to reduce you back to normal”. Then the impatient producer walked up to the giant woman and yelled, “Anna, this segment is costing us a ton of money, so you just do what your told and we’ll wrap this up”. The giantess was furious now. How dare this little speck of a man tell her what to do, she thought? Again the Size Changer was directed in Anna’s direction, but this time she wrapped her giant hand around the machine and pointed it away from herself. “MAYBE YOU DIDN’T UNDERSTAND ME. I SAID I’M NOT READY YET”, she hissed. The little producer stammered nervously for a second and then said, “Really Ms. Smith we’re just doing this for your own good, so please just stand still and we’ll take care of everything”. Anna threw back her head and laughed. “SO IT’S MS. SMITH NOW? AND DID I JUST HEAR YOU JUST SAY PLEASE DONNY”? Nobody dared call the producer Donny, but he was willing to let it slide until he got his star back down to size. Much to everyone’s relief, Anna smiled and said, “OK, OK, I’M READY TO GO BACK TO NORMAL”. She paused for a second and then smiled again, “HERE, I’LL EVEN POINT THIS SHRIK-AMA-THINGY AT ME <rip>. Anna squeezed her fist around the device and crushed the fragile metal into a piece of scrap. Then she tore the 3000-pound machine from its mount and casually tossed it aside. “WHOOPS, IS THAT BAD?”, she asked smiling evilly, while looking into the eyes of the tiny people at her feet. Every person in the research facility looked at the ruined shrinking machine with horror. Judging from the angry expression on Anna’s face, they knew that they were in serious need of someway to bring this giantess back down to size. The audience stood nervously looking up at Anna, while also trying to scope out the nearest exit. Meanwhile, at the insistence the producer, E! cameramen continued to film the amazing spectacle before them. Even now Don planned on exploiting Anna Nicole Smith for his own gain. Anna was also looking at the ruined shrinking machine, but with drastically different feelings. She knew that the massive metal construction should have been heavy, but she had been able to rip it apart as if it were nothing! Tearing her attention away from the destroyed machine, Anna looked back down at the audience. They were so small, she thought. And the looks on their face’s…she saw fear…she saw respect. “Priceless”, Anna said to herself. A loud rumble erupted from Anna’s stomach, effectively breaking the tense silence. Her cheeks flushed with embarrassment for a split second, but then she thought to herself, “why should I really care what these bugs think of me”. Pleased with her newfound sense of confidence, Anna looked into the crowd and then down at little Troy, still paralyzed with fear at her feet. “MMMMMMMMM, I’M SOOOOOOO SOOOOOOOO HUNGRYYYY”, she moaned sensually, while intently looking at the bite sized people all around her. The frightened crowd gasped when Anna bent down and grabbed Troy. She brought him up to her face and licked her lips hungrily. This was too much for little Troy and he thrashed about in his captor’s fist. Troy screamed with terror and punched at Anna’s giant hand, but there was no way that he could break away from such a powerful grip. The tiny man’s pathetic display amused Anna greatly and soon she her delighted giggles boomed throughout the building. “OH TROY”, Anna mocked. “DID YOU REALLY THINK I WOULD EAT A SCRAWNY LITTLE SH*T LIKE YOU”? She then placed her helpless captive on a catwalk that was at face level and warned him, “NOW DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT TRYING TO ESCAPE FROM ME”. With Troy secured, Anna bent down and grabbed the giant apple that had been enlarged several minutes before. Standing back up, Anna sunk her giant pearly white teeth into the fruit and began chewing deliberately, all the while staring menacingly at Troy. As Anna chewed, Juice and saliva squirted from her giant snack and splashed onto Troy, but he didn’t dare move out of fear of angering the unpredictable titaness. Even worse, from his tiny perspective, every bite she took sounded like a miniature thunderclap. Finally, Anna finished her apple and tossed the core onto the ground. She couldn’t help but smile as tiny people scurried away like ants as the giant apple hit the ground with a loud ‘SMOOSH’. “THERE NOW, I FEEL MUCH BETTER”, Anna announced, while rubbing her tummy. Looking back at Troy, she smirked, “WHAT’S WRONG TROY? I HAVEN’T HEARD ANY JOKES LATELY”. Not surprisingly, the little man didn’t respond. Shrugging, Anna sneered and purposely looked down at her cleavage, “OH WELL, IT’S NOT LIKE ANYBODY WATCHES THIS CRAPPY SHOW TO HEAR YOU ANYWAY”. Continuing with her monologue, Anna announced, “MAYBE EVERYONE HERE WOULD LIKE TO SEE ME PACK ON EVEN MORE POUNDS. HOW BOUT IT EVERYBODY”? Anna paused for a second and then said, “OH WAIT… I DON’T GIVE A FU*K WHAT YOU WORMS WANT”. Anna then turned to face the undamaged growth ray and struck a pose waiting to be enlarged again. When the expected ray didn’t come, Anna glowered down at the ground and roared, “I’M GONNA COUNT TO FIVE, AND IF I DON’T START GETTING BIGGER, PEOPLE ARE GOING TO GET SQUASHED”! Anna’s threat prompted the scientists into immediate action and within seconds the Size Changer started warming back up. The giantess practically glowed with pleasure at seeing what effect her words had on people now. “THAT’S RIGHT, WHEN ANNA NICOLE SMITH WANTS SOMETHING SHE BETTER DAMN WELL GET IT”, she boasted. Even though the growth ray was obviously being prepared to fire, Anna couldn’t help but have a little fun with her audience. Assuming her most pissed off expression, Anna folded her arms across her massive cheast and began to count. “ONE”, she boomed. As she expected, the little people started panicking. “TWO”. Anna watched as they started begging for mercy. Begging…begging to me, she thought triumphantly to herself. Before she could get to three, the pink laser hit her on the thigh and pumped massive amounts of energy into her. Anna’s body exploded with growth. To Anna the feeling was pure ecstasy. She watched everything around her become tinier and more helpless, while she grew bigger, stronger, and more powerful with each passing second. At this point, pandemonium broke out near Anna’s growing feet. People pushed and trampled each other in their frantic attempts to escape from the doomed building. Anna watched them go and roared, “THAT’S RIGHT RUN! RUN FROM GIANT ANNA!” Her expanding stilettos quickly bulldozed those unlucky people closest to her feet, but many others were able to escape from the building. It took mere minutes for Anna’s rapidly expanding body to explode through the roof and only seconds after that for her to completely overwhelm and destroy what was left of the BioTronics facility. When the transformation finally ended, Anna stood close to 3000 feet tall. On this flat countryside her voluptuous frame could be seen for miles around. With her platinum blond hair waving slightly in the wind, Anna stretched her mighty arms into the sky and took a deep breath of air. The air seemed so much sweeter now she thought. Then, she looked down at the ground as the survivors of her destructive growth fled away. Let them run, she thought, there was no place on earth safe from her now. Speeding away in their cars, even a quarter of a mile away from her, the tiny escapees could hear Anna’s triumphant laughter echo all around them. From her lofty perspective, Anna could see the town of Winclott spread out before her. Even though it was nearly three miles away, the giantess knew that it would take only a dozen or so strides to reach it. Anna savored that first step. The mighty, earth shaking boom of her footfall illustrated just how powerful she had become. Knowing that she possessed such unequaled might, caused her ego and conceit to grow even larger than her body had become. Before Anna could take another step, though, a blue beam of light, originating from the remains of the BioTronics building, hit her on the calf. The giant blond turned around and regarded this development with some confusion. The laser didn’t hurt; in fact, it didn’t seem to be doing anything to her…until she realized that she was slowly getting closer to the ground. She was shrinking! “How dare they”, Anna fumed to herself. She had finally achieved the power and respect that she had craved for so long and there was no way that she would allow these dolls to take it away from her. Seething, Anna’s body shook with fury. Even though she was getting smaller, the enormous super model still towered high above her surroundings and in three powerful strides; she was upon the shrink ray. The scientists operating the device saw their doom come screaming down at them in the form of a giant black stiletto boot. Not wanting to get any smaller, Anna desperately stomped the machine under her foot and ground it into the dirt. The machine had only reduced her down to a “petit” 1,500 feet tall, and while still quite large, Anna was furious. She focused her murderous rage on what was left of the BioTronics complex. In a temper tantrum whose ferocity had never before been seen on Earth, Anna stomped, punched, and threw everything in her immediate area and in minutes BioTronics was completely leveled, along with any other shrinking or enlarging machines inside. A few miles away, Anna’s personal assistant, Joy, watched the giantess’s outburst with fascinated horror. Joy had witnessed normal sized Anna Nicole Smith tantrums in the past and shuddered to think what nightmares the world would soon experience. With a quick estimate, Joy figured that Anna’s fists had to be at least sixty feet tall and her foot probably reached 200 feet in length. “Yes”, Joy said to herself, “we are so f*cked. In a much better mood now, Anna sauntered toward Winclott. Because of her titanic weight, each of the blond bombshell’s steps caused the ground to shake and threatened to topple over Winclott’s small fragile buildings. The townspeople all saw and felt Anna stalking toward them and foolishly ran into their homes in an attempt to escape her. From high above a giant playful voice boomed over the town and shook the foundations of every building, “COME OUT, COME OUT WHEREVER YOU ARE!”. Unable to resist the powerful voice, every man, woman, and child timidly stepped outside and beheld the goddess above them. Thrilled with how quickly the populace obeyed her command, Anna squealed with glee and clapped her hands. “OH YOU’RE ALL SO ADORABLE…I COULD JUST EAT YOU UP”, she cooed. Anna started to bend down to grab a handful of people, when she paused for a second. Originally she had planned on crushing them all and stomping their town flat, but now she had an even better idea. Standing back up and with a mischievous grin on her beautiful face, Anna chuckled to herself. For so long her life had been one big joke for the world to laugh at, but now it was Anna’s turn to do the laughing. Looking down pompously at the small people near her feet, Anna roared, “TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES”. Once again everybody followed her order without delay. “GOOD, NOW GET ON YOUR HANDS AND KNEES”. When everybody was in place Anna smirked and looked at the rain soaked, muddy streets…oh yes, she was going to enjoy this! Then high above, the giantess called down to her subjects as if she was reading a verdict. “YOU PEOPLE ARE ALL PIGS…NOTHING BUT DISGUSTING, PATHETIC PIGS.” After letting her words sink in, Anna continued, “AND SINCE YOU’RE ALL PIGS, I WANT YOU TO START ACTING LIKE PIGS…LET ME HEAR YOU ALL OINK”. Too scared to disobey, over 300 naked people started oinking, just as Anna had commanded. “VERY GOOD, BUT PIGS DON’T JUST OINK, THEY ROLL IN THE MUD”. When the townspeople looked dumbly up at the giantess, Anna roared, “DO IT!!!”. In no time the entire town was rolling and rooting in the mud, much to giant Anna’s delight. Watching everybody humiliate themselves, the titaness! doubled over with laughter. “THAT’S RIGHT LITTLE PIGGIES, KEEP IT UP.”, Anna called out between laughs. After nearly thirty minutes, Anna finally started to get bored with her little game. Looking at her boots she noticed that mud had splattered onto them. Scowling she bellowed, “LOOK AT THIS…LOOK AT MY BOOTS!!” YOU’RE DISGUSTING LITTLE PIG TOWN HAS GOTTEN MY BOOTS MUDDY”. Anna moved her giant foot just inches above the mud covered towns people and held it their for what seemed like an eternity to them. Feeling that she had everybody’s attention, Anna placed her foot near their frightened crowd and removed her slightly muddy boots. “I THINK THAT CLEANING MY BOOTS IS TOO BIG A JOB FOR YOU INSECTS, SO BECAUSE I’M FEELING MERCIFUL…I’LL FIND MORE SLAVES TO HELP YOU”. Then she placed her boot on its side and roared, “EVERYBODY IN”. The helpless citizens of Winclott quickly filed into the 270-foot long boot until they reached its soul. Inside the boot, the overwhelming smell of leather and Anna’s feet caused several people to gag and a couple of others even passed out. The next several minutes were pure hell for the tiny boot prisoners. The overpowering musk from Anna’s foot made eyes water and burn. Anna decided to walk barefoot and carry her boots and so she purposely shook her boots every now and then. People were tossed back and forth across the damp, sweaty insole of the giantess’s boot and soon were covered in foot sweat and mud. Anna stocked toward the next town, looking for more toys to play with. Her lovely face broke into a devilish grin as she contemplated what was in store for the world…her world, now that she was calling the shots. “YES, YOU PEOPLE ARE SO F*CKED”, she said, unintentionally repeating the words of her personal assistant, Joy. In this rural part of the country, it took Anna nearly a half hour to find another town to play with. By this time, word had spread throughout the media of her miraculous transformation. Dozens of news helicopters buzzed around her voluptuous body like annoying little flies. It would have been child’s play for Anna to swat the tiny little machines away, and indeed, she struggled to hold back the tempting impulse. Instead, she was content to let the media film her. The attention starved woman craved to be in the spotlight and she knew that right now her image was being transmitted to every television and computer in the world. It all made Anna shiver with joy, but knowing that she had a new image to uphold, she put her head and shoulders back, stuck our her chest, and glided across the terrain, looking much like a queen would walk amongst her subjects. Still, though, Anna couldn’t help but ham it up a little, especially when she noticed several helicopters paying extra attention to her chest region. Playfully the giantess shook her gargantuan boobs, giving the television viewers quite an eyeful. Another helicopter flew within a few feet of Anna’s face and through a loudspeaker attempted to interview her. The colossal woman chose to ignore the ignorant questions and instead blew a kiss at the helicopter and then giggled bubbly. Wind from Anna’s kiss blew the helicopter back several feet, but it quickly regained control and attempted to ask the giant model another tasteless question. This time slightly annoyed Anna huffed, “NO COMMENT”. Unfortunately, the tiny news crew wouldn’t be deterred and asked the question again. Anna’s eyes flared with anger and her lovely face scrunched up into a scowl. The pissed off giant smashed the tiny flying machine with the back of hand and roared, “I SAID NO COMMENT”. The helicopter burst into flame upon impact with Anna’s hand and it’s debris fell to the ground. Wisely, because of this incident, all of the media helicopters flew outside of Anna’s arm length for the remainder of her walk. Minutes later and still in a sour mood, Anna Nicole came upon the next town. She didn’t know the name of the place, and frankly, she didn’t care. From the look of things it seemed to be about the same size as Winclott. Sighing Anna grumbled, “ISN’T THERE ANY REAL CITIES IN THIS LOUSY ASS STATE?”. While the giantess eagerly looked forward to finding a city filled with millions of potential toys, she was willing to settle for what she could find for now. Anna placed her boots in the middle of town, forcing hundreds of people to flee away from the monstrous footwear. The former Playboy centerfold looked over the crowds gathered around her and with a conceited smirk announced, “YOUR QUEEN…NO YOUR EMPRESS COMANDS ALL OF YOU TO LINE UP AND PAY TRIBUTE TO HER GREATNESS”. When the people formed into a line, Anna wiggled her great toes and commanded, “NOW, ONE AT A TIME, EACH OF YOU COME FORWARD AND KISS MY FEET”. The first of Anna’s slaves came up to her big toe and gave it a quick peck and attempted to move on, but the giant woman wouldn’t settle for such shoddy shows of respect. “NO, NO, NO”, she said, shaking her head. “MY FEET DESERVE YOUR TOTAL ATTENTION…YOUR RESPECT…YOUR UNDYING LOVE. NOW DO IT AGAIN!”, she commanded. This time the tiny man placed his lips against Anna’s giant dust covered toe and kissed it for all he was worth. Barely able to stifle a giggle, she called down, “MUCH, MUCH BETTER. NOW I WANT YOU TO GO TO THE ! BACK OF THE LINE AND DO IT AGAIN. For the next hour, every person in town kissed the beautiful woman’s toes. Never had Anna felt so pleased as she did now watching these tiny ant sized people worship her feet. She felt as if she was the center of the entire universe, the sole reason for its existence; the feeling was highly intoxicating. When all the people below finally finished kissing her feet, Anna sighed contently and looked at her stiletto boots. She then herded the minuscule people towards the boots with her foot, enjoying the crowd’s panicked little squeaks of alarm. Smiling, Anna called down to her subjects, “YOU’VE DONE VERY WELL MY PETS, BUT NOW IT’S TIME TO PAY FOR THE PLEASURE OF LICKING MY FEET. MY BOOTS NEED POLISHED AND CLEANED”. Then she added menacingly, “YOU HAVE ONE HOUR…AND I’D BETTER BE ABLE TO SEE MY REFLECTION IN THOSE BOOTS WHEN YOU’RE DONE”. OH, I ALMOST FORGOT…<yawn>… HERE ARE SOME MORE SLAVES TO HELP YOU”, Anna said lazily, as she dumped the people of Winclott out of her left boot. The frightened people of both towns immediately went to work polishing and buffing Anna’s giant footwear. Fire trucks were called into blast water at the dirty boots and hundreds of other people set about buffing and polishing as if their lives depended on it. Satisfied that her slaves were obeying their commands, Anna lied down on the eastern part of town and allowed the warm sun to wash over her big, curvaceous body. Completely relaxed and content, Anna dozed off. About two hours later, the titanic woman awoke with a start and instantly looked over at her boots. Hovering nearby were dozens of National Guard helicopters attempting to airlift the tiny townspeople to safety. Despite her great size, Anna leapt up from the ground with astonishing speed. The helicopters didn’t stand a chance. With an earth-shaking screech, the woman swatted several of them out of the sky. She also took cruel delight in grabbing some of the flying machines with her fist and crushing them into scrap. Once Anna had obliterated the military’s rescue mission, she turned her attention to the empty town below. Stomping down with bare feet, the angry supermodel wiped the small community off the map in the matter of seconds. Huffing from her tantrum, Anna picked up her boots and examined them. “NICE JOB SLAVES”, she said while looking at her beautiful reflection in the shiny black leather. Then she slid the boots onto her feet and over her calves and moved on to the next town. Millions of people around the world watched the nightmarish image of Anna Nicole Smith killing over a thousand people in mere minutes and then destroying a small town soon after. Television cameras caught the angry glare in her eyes, followed by the look of cruel satisfaction on her face. At the same time, government and military leaders began devising plans to either stop or control the giant woman. Many in the military did indeed hope to bring the giantess under control and use her as a true weapon of mass destruction. Meanwhile, Anna was unaware of the plotting and scheming going on in Washington. She was far more interested in finding more ways of exercising her seemingly unlimited strength. As she walked along an empty interstate highway, Anna contemplated the wondrous change in her life. She had already been quite wealthy, but her transformation into a literal tower of power made all the money in the world seem somewhat paltry. Now she could take whatever she wanted, whether it be material possessions or the obedience and worship of millions of tiny people. The National Guard had successfully managed to evacuate several towns and had closed down the highways, but one person had been able to evade their roadblocks and now waited along the road. Anna saw the little speck and was about to squash it under her massive foot, when her curiosity made her pause. Bending down she saw that it was a little man waving a banner in his hands. “WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE”, Anna mused while trying to read the small words on the man’s banner. “WHY IT SAYS, ‘I LOVE YOU ANNA’, she read aloud. Smiling in delight Anna purred, “HOW SWEET AND TO THINK, I WAS ABOUT TO STEP ON YOU”. Then she lowered her massive hand and gently grasped a hold of her little admirer. “OH MY YES, IT WOULD BE A CRIME TO CRUSH A LITTLE MAN WHO HAS SUCH GOOD TASTE”, Anna cooed. Still beaming, the giantess brought her little prize up to her humongous lips and smothered him with kisses. Feeling a little mischievous, Anna dropped the tiny man, now covered with red lipstick, on to her gargantuan left tit and giggled. Anna’s laughter caused her chest to shake violently and the little man fell down on to the warm smooth skin of Anna’s breast. Helpfully, she held up the giant orb with her hand so that the man had a flat surface to lie on. “I’M AFRAID THAT MY BOOBS ARE JUST TOO MUCH FOR YOU LITTLE ONE”, Anna laughed as she watched the ant sized man try to get back to his feet. Once again the jiggling mound knocked the man off his feet, which wasn’t really such a bad position to be in he thought. After a few minutes, Anna picked up her doll man and brought him back up to her face. “WELL, IT’S TIME TO GO SWEETY”, Anna said and then placed him on to the ground. The little man rushed over to the tip of Anna’s boot and hugged it before scurrying away. Holding her hands together, Anna cooed, “AREN’T YOU JUST THE CUTEST LITTLE THING”. Then thinking about what she had planned for the next towns and cities she came across, the massive beauty called out, “MAYBE I SHOULD HOLD ON TO YOU AFTER ALL…SINCE I’D HATE TO CRUSH YOU BY ACCIDENT. She reached backed down and plucked her new friend off of the ground and placed him into the front pocket of her jeans. “THERE NOW, NICE AND SAFE”, she giggled and then began walking down the interstate again. Inside Anna’s pocket, the tiny man was held fast against her thigh by the skintight denim jeans. Despite barely being able to move, it was quite comfortable being pressed up against the luscious supermodel’s warm body. The warmth of Anna’s thigh and the rhythmic shaking caused by her mighty footfalls soon caused the little man to fall asleep and dream about his beautiful new Goddess. Outside, Anna continued her earth shaking march. In a delighted mood now, she simply stepped over the few police cars, soldiers, and tanks that attempted to block her path. The military hadn’t yet agreed on how to deal with the giantess and so no shots were fired as she walked by. Also, because a large enough force wasn’t in place, the military and police were ordered not to provoke the easily agitated woman, unless they had to. Within a half an hour of putting her tiny subject in her pocket, Anna saw a city off in the distance. She quickly changed her course and stocked towards the metropolis. Anna Nicole’s lovely delighted smile slowly transformed into an evil looking smirk as she beheld the skyscrapers and towers that barely reached her knees. She imagined all the cruel jokes and laughs that she had heard when she was a normal sized woman, and the overwhelming urge to destroy and humiliate again surfaced. In the city, buildings shook and thousands of panicked citizens clogged the streets as Anna came closer and closer. High above, her giant triumphant laughter washed over the city and signaled a beginning to the destruction. Anna circled the city, absorbing the terror and panic of its hundreds of thousands of people. The toy-sized city seemed to practically tremble with the populace’s collective fear, and to the vindictive titaness it was a truly satisfying vision. On the ground, each and every person looked up and saw the terrible splendor that was Anna Nicole Smith. They knew that the 1500-foot tall woman could reduce them and their city into nothingness at any time she chose. That amazingly wasn’t the most frightening image, though. Instead it was the look on her beautiful face that inspired the most fear. It was the knowing, twisted smirk on her lips that let everybody know that their doom was at hand. It was the amused glint in her eyes that made them all realize that they were nothing more than disposable playthings to her. She walked around the city twice, never taking her eyes off of it, and then stopped near the largest highway that led into the metropolis. Anna took a deep breath and held it for several seconds, causing her gargantuan chest to practically burst through the sheer material of her top. Letting the tension continue to build, the statuesque colossus slowly and deliberately ran her hands through her platinum locks and sighed happily. And then she decided--it was time to begin. Anna lifted one long, impossibly powerful leg and slammed it down on the nearby highway. A nearly ten foot deep crater was revealed when she removed her massive foot from the ground. Looking down and seemingly unimpressed with her mighty display, Anna shrugged her lovely shoulders and said, “ROADS OUT”. Then in two great strides, the unstoppable blond was standing among the downtown skyscrapers. She wrapped her hand around one of the knee-high buildings and attempted to rip it out of the ground in one piece. Unfortunately, the structure couldn’t hold together against such abuse and immediately collapsed, leaving Anna holding its top portion. The giantess regarded the piece of building in her hand and laughed. “TO THINK”, she taunted. “ IT TOOK YEARS FOR HUNDREDS OF YOU LITTLE SPECKS TO BUILD THIS, AND WITH ONE HAND IT TOOK ME ONLY A SECOND TO DESTROY IT”. Her chilling words and laughter echoed throughout the city and on every television and radio on earth. Looking closely at the building in her hand, Anna could see and hear tiny people begging for her mercy. The giantess brought her free hand to one ear and sneered, “WHATS THIS? I DON’T HEAR ANY LAUGHING”. She paused for a second and then continued, “C’MON, LAUGH AT THE BIG BLOND SLUT. TEAR ME DOWN, I’M A BIG GIRL I CAN TAKE IT”. A lump caught in the angry woman’s throat and she felt her eyes mist up as she remembered all the hurtful words spoken about her for so many years. Self-pity was quickly replaced by rage again, though, and Anna turned her attention back to her hand. She gradually closed her fist around the building’s top and transferred her pain onto the worthless insects in her palm. With ease, she ground the concrete and steel structure to rubble. Pleased with the results of her destructive might, Anna opened her hand and allowed the debris to fall through her fingers like sand. Then she kicked a group of nearby towers with her giant boot. Anna’s foot shattered the buildings and spread their remains over several blocks. While wiping out skyscrapers was truly enjoyable, Anna wanted to get a much closer glimpse of the minuscule people at her feet. She dropped down on her hands and knees (wiping out several smaller buildings in the process) and gazed over the crowded street below her. Pleased with the chaotic scene, Anna grinned and then took in a deep breath. After a few seconds the giantess released the stored up air from her lungs onto the panicked throng below. Her warm, sweet smelling breath blasted people off their feet and tossed vehicles about as if they were scraps of litter. Anna watched the scene with fascination. She already knew that she possessed nearly unlimited strength, but seeing what effects the simple act of her breathing had on these puny creatures was incredible. Once most of the people got back up to their feet, Anna placed her open hand on the street and slowly pushed forward. Her unstoppable palm was like a six story tall bulldozer as it swept over cars, buses, and people without any effort. Enjoying this new game, the cruel giant lifted her hand and pushed it down the street in the opposite direction until there was a small space sandwiched between two 20-foot high piles of concrete and debris. Over a hundred people were trapped in between the giant piles of wreckage, just as Anna had planned. The gorgeous giant then licked her middle finger and began carefully rubbing it against the helpless people below her. There was no escape from the massive wet finger and within seconds nearly three dozen people were stuck to it. Amused, Anna watched them all wiggle and struggle against her finger. A helicopter hovered several feet away filming the giantess’s destructive fun. Enjoying the attention, Anna stuck her finger into her mouth and began sucking away the trapped people. All the while her big blue eyes stared into the cameras with mock innocence. Once all the people were off her finger, Anna made a show of slowly swallowing them all in one big gulp. “MMMMMMMMM”, she rumbled. “SO TASTY”. Darkness began to fall and the beautiful giantess let out a long yawn. It had been a truly wonderful and entertaining day, but now she was getting tired. There was still plenty of city left to destroy and it wasn’t going to go anywhere, so Anna lied down on her back and looked up into the early night sky. A satisfied smile formed on her face as she listened to the screams and sirens that surrounded her. Before dozing off, Anna took her little admirer out of her pocket and made sure that he was OK. Other than being obviously shaken and scared, he appeared fine. The gargantuan femme fatal kissed his body and then nestled him down between her breasts. Seconds later Anna Nicole fell into a blissful, dream filled sleep. **Newest and final chapter** With the arrival of morning, the results of Anna’s brutal rampage could be fully seen. Over half of the city lay in ruin. Smoke and the occasional column of flame rose above what was left of the sky line. Military and civilian authorities didn’t bother trying to save the burning and crumbling city, but instead focused on rescuing the injured and evacuating those still alive. Those tasks were made all the more difficult, though, after Anna had destroyed most of the major highways and bridges that led into town. Also weighing heavily on everybody’s mind was the frightening prospect of the sleeping giantess erupting from her slumber and once again raining destruction back down on them all. Fortunately, “erupting” and early mornings weren’t a common practice of the sleeping beauty. On this day, she slept until noon and her slow, grumbling stirrings gave everybody ample time to flee. Anna Nicole’s contented sighs and yawning echoed throughout the ruined metropolis signaling that she was ready to go again. Even though she couldn’t see herself, the image conscience beauty would have been pleased to know that after sleeping on top of a dirty city, her make-up was still set perfectly, not a platinum lock of hair was out of place, and her outfit was still spotless. Propping herself up one elbow, Anna plucked the tiny man off of her cheast and looked him over carefully. He was still coated in her bright red lipstick and now soaked from her sweat after sleeping between her breasts all night. “SLEEP WELL BABY?”, she asked while smiling down at him sweetly. He responded by bowing down and reverently kissing her massive palm. The giant supermodel positively beamed at this show of voluntary worship and giggled, “WHY MY DARLING LITTLE LOVE BUG, I THINK YOU ARE THE VERY FIRST CONVERT TO THE CHURCH OF ANNA”. Coincidentally, Anna happened to look beside her hip and notice that a cathedral had miraculously survived the previous day’s attack. She stared at the structure for several seconds before suddenly slamming the open palm of her other hand down on top of it. While smearing the building’s remains into the turf, she growled, “SORRY, BUT THERE’S ONLY ROOM FOR ONE GOD ROUND HERE”. With that show of power done, Anna was ready to strike out again. She quickly placed her small lover back into the safety of her pocket and stood up. Seeing that the city was mostly empty now, the huge beauty didn’t waste any time, and quickly stomped away, stepping on and through every building that stood in her path. Once she was outside of the city, Anna decided to follow a four lane highway that led to the south, figuring that would be the best way to find more prey. Within a few minutes, Anna Nicole spied a large convoy of buses, trucks, and tanks speeding away from her. Once the convoy of evacuees heard and saw the murderous woman behind them, they sped up all the more, but unfortunately there was just no way that they could outrun their pursuer. “AH, AH, AH. NOBODY GETS TO LEAVE UNTIL PLAY TIME IS OVER”, Anna purred evilly, as she stepped over the vehicles and slammed her boot down. Soldiers and tanks escorting the convoy opened fire, but of course, they had no effect on Anna. She ignored the minuscule infantry men and playfully flicked away a couple of tanks with her perfectly manicured, ruby red painted finger nail. Mocking the puny defenders, Anna pretended to pout, “NOW THAT WASN’T VERY NICE AND LOOK, YOU’VE WENT AND HURT MY FEELINGS”. Then adding menacingly, she said, “AND YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT’S NOT VERY SMART”. Down below the dozens of terrified people waited for Anna’s other giant boot to come down and crush the life out of them, but the giantess had other plans. Winking and smirking naughtily, she slowly undid the button on her jeans and lowered them down below her knees. “I’M AFRAID THAT THE ONLY WAY YOU SPECKS CAN MAKE THIS UP TO ME...IS TO KISS MY ASS”!, Anna proclaimed and she started to squat down. On the ground, everybody watched as her huge, huge...huge posterior approached the ground. Anna sat poised just inches above her trapped playthings waiting for them to honor her greatness. Not waiting for further prompting, the crowd immediately started worshiping Anna Nicole Smith’s ass. They kissed and rubbed and licked the massive, smooth butt cheek with all that they had. Giant Anna could feel it all and laughed, “THAT’S RIGHT, KISS...KISS LIKE YOUR LIVES DEPEND ON IT”. After squatting in such an uncomfortable position for about ten minutes, the titaness decided it was time to end this game. Despite the best efforts of her new ass slaves, Anna had planned on crushing them all along. Without warning, she sat down, full force onto the ground. The massive tonnage of her body squashed those below her into nothingness and the impact of her ass hitting the surface registered as a small earthquake on the Richter Scales. “OOOPSEY”, Anna exclaimed innocently to the news helicopters that were filming her latest act of cruelty. In Washington, the nation’s leadership watched in horror as the giant super model sat in the desert, giggling as if killing hundreds was nothing more than a silly little game to her. The president broke the stunned silence and declared, “I’ve seen enough. I’m not going to sit by and watch this whore...this bimbo humiliate and murder the people of my country”. His top general stood up and asked, “What are your orders Mr. President”. Without hesitating he said, “take her down”. Within ten minutes of that order, the might of the United States military descended upon their target. Over three dozen B-1 and B-52 bombers loaded with the most powerful conventional bombs struck her. They hit their target with pinpoint accuracy and the world watched expectantly. Naturally, the attack hardly phased the giant woman. Laughing as the bombs exploded on her, Anna moaned and arched her back, “OH YES...RIGHT THERE...YES, THAT’S THE SPOT”. Next came the fighter jets, hundreds of them, but their tiny weapons had even less affect on her. Unlike the bombers, though, the fighters came within swatting distance and Anna took great delight in knocking the fragile aircraft out of the sky. Finally, a group of five transports, each loaded with the highly touted MOAB, approached the giant woman. Anna watched the lumbering aircraft approach; it would have been child’s play for her to destroy each one of them, but she was curious to see what they had were going to do. On cue, each transport released its payload and the grand total of 100,000 pounds of bombs burst all around the suddenly bewildered woman. When the smoke cleared, Anna was still standing. The only sign of damage to her was a small gray smudge on the cheast area of her white top. Also, the massive explosions had caused her breasts to giggle ever so slightly, but Anna placed her hands over top of them and stopped their mesmerizing movement. The unstoppable woman took an earth shaking step forward, and then paused to look down at the stain on her outfit. Anna licked her thumb and then rubbed the smudge until it was barely noticeable. Satisfied, she resumed her march. Back at the Pentagon, the nation’s military and civilian leadership watched helplessly as the giant sexpot shrugged off what had been the world’s largest single air strike. The Secretary of Defense stood up and said confidently, “just give the word Mr President, and we’ll commence the ground offensive”. Looking at the man if he was an imbecile, the president instead turned to another group of advisors and asked, “how long will it take to get a team of negotiators out there”? The first round of negotiations didn’t last very long. Feeling as if the puny men weren’t giving her the proper respect, Anna squashed them within five minutes, but fortunately, follow up talks proved to be more fruitful. Six months later... Anna Nicole Smith sat in a secluded harbor, which at her size resembled a nice sized Jacuzzi. She had discarded the giant bikini top she had been wearing and was enjoying how her tiny lover caressed her massive nipple. Close at hand, was a structure that resembled an oil platform, but instead of drilling for oil, it simply held an immense glass of champaign. Nearby, two dozen supertankers filled with the pricey beverage awaited orders to refill the glass. So far this afternoon, the tippsy giantess had already polished off four super tankers. The last few months had gone perfectly, Anna thought lazily. After a day of negotiations, the government had agreed to hand over all of Southern California to her, to rule as she saw fit. In return, Anna promised not to destroy any other parts of the country. Of course, the giant blond planned on breaking her promise whenever she pleased, but for now she was satisfied with lounging around and enjoying the benefits of being treated as a deity by her little subjects. Leaving Anna’s little nation was forbidden and those who did escape were promptly detained and returned by the US, as agreed upon. In addition, other countries paid hundreds of billions of dollars in tribute to Anna Nicole each month. The money was used to purchase the massive amounts of food and clothing that she required and to satisfy her every other whim, which were quite extravagant. For example, she had recently commanded the nations of the world to build her a life sized statue of herself, built from gold and platinum. In the meantime, the United States looked for a way to bring Anna Nicole Smith back down to size and escape from underneath her giant thumb. Unfortunately, all the scientific and technological data had been destroyed at the BioTronics facility and, to date, the process could not be duplicated or reversed. After extensive investigations, it was determined that personnel at BioTronics had reportedly mailed complete information on their growth project to a Dr Corry Love in Seattle, Washington. Investigators immediately looked into this, but somehow the data never reached Dr. Love and apparently had been lost in the mail. One year later, a giant Courtney Love burst upon the scene...but that’s another story for another time.